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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

Governor Stevenson, Of Nevada, stole
bodily the address Of Governor Foraker
to the Ohio legislature made year ago
and issued it a. his own to the Carson
legislature, and the Democrats are poking
fun at the Republicans over the deluded
plagiarism Of that pink Of perfection,
Stevenson. IS. +. Herald of Trade.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

General Sheridan has met the enemy
and he is hers. At the last White House
reception he Inadvertently trod on a
Southern woman's train. Turning to
apologize, he was met with the sweetest
Of smiles, until her companion whispered
in her ear, ''that is General Sheridan. ("
The smile left her face. the dark eyes
blazed and she exclaimed, "this is not
the first time you have trampled on me,
SIR For the first time gallant "Phip'
beat hasty retreat. -Eureka Sentinel.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

Masked hugging parties are now the
fashion in Ontario. For 10 cents a man
is allowed to hug girl, but he is at first
blindfolded. 1t is said that scenes Of un-
seemly wrath are sometimes exhibited
when men find that they have been hug
ging their wives at schedule rates, and
thus defrauded to the extent Of three
ryes.-Virginia Chronicle.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

The unfortunate Mr. Kirch, Of this
city. wrote poetry and was therefore put
out Of the house by his wife after she had
scalded his head with hot coffee. He
sues for divorce, not liking SO much
Kirsch with his ofee.-Daily Alta Cali
fornia.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

The Enterprise puts On its roll Of
honor the four men who had the manli.
ness to proclaim by their votes that a
State lottery would be State swindle.
They are:
II. L. Fish, Of Washoe.
ID. b Lyman, Of Storey.
j. w. Powell, Of Elko.
J. Pouiade, Of Lincoln.
1t is in such hands as these that the
good name of State is safe.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

Some men are always superior to cir
cumstances. A Nebraska man was car
ried 40 miles by Cyclone and dropped
in widows front yard. He married
the widow and returned home worth
about $50, 600 more than when he star.
Burlington Free Press.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

The rim of the communion cup is said
by prominent physician to be dissen-
inator of disease. 1t may he remarked
that comparatively few people are in
danger Of infection in that way.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

''Have you been doctoring this coffee.
Johnnis?" asked old Brown, smacking
his chops in suspicious manner. Eyes, I"
confessed little Johnnie. looking across
the table at Merit; II heard Cora say
that Merritt did not know beans. 40 l put
few in the coffee-pot just to test him.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

The snow along the Central Pacific
tom Truckes to Blue Canyon averages
fre n to Is feet.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

In speaking Of the preservation Of dead
bodies, Gaillard's Medical Monthly says
that Edward l, who died in 1907, was
found not decayed 46s years subsequent.
ly. The flesh on the face was little
wasted, but not putrid. The body of Ca
mute, who died in l0l7. was found fresh
in 1866. Those Of William the Conquer.
or and his wife were perfect in 1922. In
1863 three Roman soldiers. in the dress
Of their country, fully equipped with
arms, were dug out Of pet moss near
Aberdeen. They were quite fresh and
plump after lapse of about fifteen hun.
dred years.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

There lives at 81 Sherwood place, a
little thoroughfare running off Third, be.
tween Mission and Howard, in rickety
shanty, little old woman 1903 years of
age. Her name is Mrs. Mary Hurley,
and she was born in Bantry, Ireland, in
August, 1888. She married Dennis Hur-
ley, since deceased, when Is years old,
and they had four children. A son so
years of age and daughter Of 60 are yet
living in this city, the boy earning liv-
ing at fruit-peddling at the Mission.
The old woman, who has lived for over
century, likes her tea, has good ap.
petite, and smokes her black clay pipe
constantly. She never tasted intoxica-
ting liquors and is adverse to bathing
San Francisco Daily Report.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-05

n n m mn IN PRESENTS GIVEN AWAY.
VIII Hill Send us cents postage, ana
Wl UUlUUU by mail you will get yREE
package Of goods Of large
value, that will start you In work that will 1t
once bring you in money faster than anything
else 10 America. All about the 100000 IN
presents with each boz. Agents wanted every
where, Of either sex, Of all ages. for oil the
time. or spare time only, to work for NJ at their
own homes. Fortunes for all workers. abso
lutsly assured Don't delay. =. HALLETT u
Co., Portlsna, siaine.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04
Sentimental and Comic S0u:,.

An Interesting, tact about successful SONGS
may be noted, AVID lHt is, only sentimental
songs mako amy money. humorous songs
I.s '>:::;, very Popular. THEY nr. applaut!cd
II 1h@ ii'":;;lc when i i.,vGri;u singer SINGS
tl!!". and arc laughed Il, u,?i,yIy,;.,c!y, but
vH'y IL" IN :hc :udici;rc ever think Ct buy
ing copies Ui thcln. This l. >e;,2!arly tue Of
That GM': III iol, ut humorous dirty KNOWN us
tlH to!ji";: :o,lm. 1t may Lr "xplui,,@tl that
this l. y .:>,,'t; in which the nla11riai Of The
different verses is arranged to {: vc point 70 y
Significant phrase which invariably ferns. the
ia>, Ink: Of the verse. The performance ))'1c-
Nc"!l' amounts to ri.}c!ias wiki Language,
t''.: sAt,H't coming from the tu,l!orous and un-
expected illustration wl:i:I, can he :,iiltvd
s ;h: Eliza ru!.1..i,r! IL Me. adopted ,.i..;,,,.
H''>s' On ,}H> STAGE Hy ali '::pcri singer,
who c,,turN:s thc !N,i!lts Of the .rtse.> t;H ;.p-
proIn;.tc action "inl facial eN!r's:';.'',, these
soD",; ;.re very effective. iuny Il! TIA. ,,;,:lor
by III, ordinary vocalist and without tie iirct
which CONES from the assembly Of /. large
humber ct 7 opc, these Huie,s il.ua. invari.-
lily fall i!nr. III consequence llrv az" very
se.,i":a sting there ami The music publishers
who s;i,n ;hcl to the world lind ;le No; Ill un-
Tc"'"'-i, much q, tl: publishers l.cnniary
,:.'cf On ti,a ether hand, Il sentimental! song
n,aE is' sang IN the hCE.n circle by an i,..-
l.cri@;ic"l si.,-ei with very i:," effect. Some
tow o: oi'.cr The underlying sc.:!i 1nr,t sur-
wives The 'n2.t outrageous treatment. 1t las
better - ;n: qualities than hisnlcr !!s&. Ike
mel"l,s.a are simple, til" thoughts expressed
lind Il "n'>"nl2 :sm0n.; all cl;ssscs II p"o:1lc,
n.rs The shot ll.s: finds its way 'othou>;,tn.s
ct .''ala" ,;:,&& throughout the land; and .
the .u1'l!>L''' i'con,ts harry and .:Giurn:. -
Nr,; Vert. nI;l sd EvD,,,ss
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04
Isyycia In tho Dog Days.

Viii" ri;'!isati'S over pipe on Tie cv>,l-
ing II OH: 81 in, ,os; days, the Thermometer
't.i,:, above eighty degrees in the :',;:tlr, /
have ""u':ur2.! what III, goddess i!yseia
";u', have done, an, what she wouhi have
rccu,:l.:l:H!>ri under tl;, circumstances, Tor
lylrI,nsse: Of health AMI comfort She "onlt'n't
lave eaten roast ,.c., Il:nuW but how would
a!!e l!:lv" .c!chatcd the fierce heat, by way Of
keeping herself ccol: Would she have >":il
inWul Ea4 ,yis anu cocLlccliic in no,'! Erta;,.
ham :..1. s1ccf in Yorkshire, and tip, and
Onions III l.onica: Not II lit of it. lly:ra
had too laucl, respect lor herself Il ,,N,i!c.s
to indulge in such pi"lmian and .le!,l>ivc slaia
ties il hot weather. ! can just see her in a
sco:nful attitude, Oh the top of !, marble
column s,icl, as Alma Tadema loves to paint
she waves her baud over the smoking vian'!s
oslr good cooks are s'lnling up 10: o',r deta-
lion. She breaches ;:hstc,,tion il u say tlrr:
makes one feel creepy, IS hcr WORDS srrln l."
come down from ;!:n cold marble. She Is
co,,,uan1in, her followers to keep cCoi with
milk and water, and grapes and strawberries,
and to lc:s;, Ill III. alcohol and wine and beer
for other .?,y;.*;.n. I hes liy:c;a's Garden,
a.u, sl,ai. .enoul,e heat producers on hu,
days il future, although they are v"r, :yood
and like every thing ,l5c, unfortunately what
.y,,..,!,::,S lih, ,r:,t Chambers i"i.rilal.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04


w. u. if Son h:e hcr bcttcr'n you 10 w.,
al '''1t: Shall Ij'' him, unless y, VIII,
50 tLc:e.' '>S' IA Will;
Nov J'>' was not used tt, girls or. t,,o:.
ways '.@ THOUGHT Mary Ann meant cy,.v
WOE, r ~, .,"'. lie w:e really frightened
t.,'' MAJ ny, Just think. What vii, ,,o4,o,
say!' van ''''''ei
-: ~ cont care cent ~lsot ANYBODY savs, I
WIN rot stand by and $50 :.iy dear 81 al
cav h!!'s' ''ya dreadful beast l::o ,;,,t c,ll
not dI';''l Lin! I'll ,;so, it,
"Oh. Nary Amir cr,tl Joe.
"Ih' II Ell hin yo::rsc!:,n she ,,t-r+,1
a ".'not,' SAID doc. steadily,
Wa 10 now 'l;3w Liz; si,..,,t ,,o4,,,, ,>,,
Tiger: Ike many otLcr women. s5c 1r.,,v<a
Wv "' '',' u. w. oci'lonSira,jvc affection she
W. H W. NY ana 100 reserved to l,visl, Oh Jc,
lh9 ca' sept OF Der bod. ioIowca her abort
WV '''a = ara garden. si'raas, tip into her len
and p',,cd there as she 81, ,,,,,. =, ~ ~
evening, . ana however (, 20 a ii,ltc,. r.r Iii;
s.'"'' was "oVotc, ant! lov,,t, to bis ,a:s:,,: IS.
Mo!r thi.i, ever did she cling. to him now l.,
her wcr6l]css jealousy CT Jcc's now loz.o. f,,
well she knew that
"Ny sons my son till hc gets Lin u wife,
and deeply che felt, as r,ost mothers feel! thu,
her rule ard her JOY were over
Joe 'oo!sc' al Nanny VII, It's :, -. - It's
eyes, but that young pcl.o::': w . nj lad
Gct tho better OF her sclsc at; he: >.t.Scticn
both: s!in had given JOG her E.:s, ,l:i: sho
would and out nos. whether he loved her or
his mother best. Pocr Joe
"Icu wcl,'t:' she asked, setting her lips in
u iir,.. re-! ike
Mo" said Joe, with equal firn.!c:a.
Tho situation had conc TO dead lock;
Just then II wild scream was: heard, amt l.
sculrying Of feet. M,ts. Parker, with {, TACO
OF fright, Grew herself III o., he picket fence,
and called for Jcc
"Con,c lurl:!" she cric,l. "Iige has t,.,n-
blc;l into tla c:stc,n!'
JOG ran as fast as he could. lie knew the
ciStcrn was twothiy's fall AKA, It's SIDES slip
pay, lit he had net ,l i,ica .,;,t to Go: he
lnit H. f;i:s -and Mary Ann ious,,l t!,c,n
she ",cr!oo,s him at the door OF lis notl.crs
Kitchen Here! herc!" size said, b,y n,LlesSy;
"Ee'rs PES 'Nt,ol,-nct; it's real >t,un.. You
cant ;"f him cut :,ny oti:r way" And vet
dc ,2.:.;st2; ,9cfsre she lad ii.;.;. it a vital
iss':t '2!, Joe ,s:at l,c sl,cuh lin this very
cat. Ii. Is are guecr.
Ia Iien, resisting to the last was ielctl
cut It 81 water l';; ard l:s!vs over to lii;
':c'i:.ht! '1ii.tn&s, Who roll~d biz, in lc,.
art'.' il:d tool; him in for repairs, Ringing
over ''~' shoulder to NANNY y curt: Il don,
E:"': I~..; 70 thank 80 enough"
":':0"ny!' sad Joe, hclai.lg out lis arms in
the moonlight.
si:uy ANN rushed into them, and :oblm(l
out:
II dis, act like all possessed! lncvcr should
have liked y", mite again il you'd killed
Tiger Oh, wo:,,i.i. Muu,a,l!
=" they were !laric'l, and lived happy
ever aft:i, ai.,, ;.;. Il c;.t Of tlri. own hand.
:c:)"r -.:,sn Peer, nctt.r than Tiger and
rcaccabic y" Il tsu:,'l. Rose Terry Cooks
in liarpc,"s Bazaar.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04
paintin.. ~ s." Grant Family.

Mrs. Grant still takes special interest
in one Of her oil paint :c":;. Il LARGE canvas
representing herself, the general, :nl
i!.cir children *; they appeared just sitter
the close Of The war. ~ l!&y not l;c q
work of art" she says, "an,l indeed some
OF my fvic:,,l&, asl, NC Why let il hang
il, r,v narlor. bat to me il is better lI:.,m
q y;url; Of art. '-~lIarEcr':; r;xar.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04
Tho ..y-E,,:cH Of Spain.

t:x-Q.:ccn isabelle, who IS II present
living; i: Paris, lis since I'll" recent III
s,lI-cct:un il Spain refused i rc"csvc
vi::it>ra Only . few intimate friends arc
admitted. ::0. even ihc@r ARG Forbidden
to !.:;:.c :,.l- :lit.s;:,:l to Spanish politics
in cor, >'.;.,t:rn. - '..l is, i..;!rr.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04
The Chippcwas' :hvco O3tl!s.

TIE v-ur;! ''Solcmn' translated into
Chippewa is the nearest approach to an
oath. Tho Ehirrew:s h::ve three meth
m!; .f expressing ihc i.@" " ~. cath.
The fir i; nc Toltl ''%;:!,!in, the Sec
0:nl l.; /, 20 rUU.;'' Tu:1, lat the most
l,in:::nr i; J.. touching: ct tC:l - ;iicr.
--p;Cv"Ir l'.~.,,r.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04
Martin y.,,tlir:'S .tt:..ir.

LAKE r,sc;:>::cs show t,',~ Nar,;, La,
i.:cr DIX! not compose lH:,ny ct the Choir
:,cs y! .:s1':tcl to E:!.:. II is; svcn claimed
that is aid not cn:2r.c Lime ir>tc.
burg 1,ut Is wo',!,! take l"..:!::r
s':,.cs. 1;s. l..>"l revised ~ so!:!;ttrnt
L,l.si;.i.!.; and write irv ''!"n' lcii:;.nes::
word. - ''filalc!r'1i: Gail.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-02-04
TRIRUNE STEAM JOB OFFICE.

The facilities Tor turning out job printing
Il, the TRIBUNE Job Department are equal
TO those m the best printing establishments
in Montana. Our presses are run by steam
and with the latest STYLES oi types and ma
'rri;l we are prepared to turn GU, all kinds
VI jol work.
Morning journal and courier., 1887-08-10

many of whose children have no home at all. A house by the seashore should be open to sea breezes, and be in harmony with the clear blue of the sky and with the tints reflected from waves crests. A city house should be in the city and stay there, and not be paraded along sandy beaches. This is not art; it is common sense Follow out the indication. Never lose sight Of utility, adaptation and ap- propriateness; and one of these days we may in spite of ourselves have national school of architecture.
 The fishing smaeks which left on Monday are dancing about the ofing as if they were tired and wanted to come in. They too have the same dreary colors. They are dark green with very wide stripe of black just below the deck; and they have at least one sail that matches the dark and dusky red of the houses. It must be question of race, or perhaps of eyesight Normandy eyes may be so dis turbed or imperfect that these dingy hues seem bright and give pleasure. The same colors are at Lisieux, but there they are the bronze of age and show forth centuries of good work in housing industrious citizens. It is quaint and rather sad sight to see the boats go out. Wives and daughters, old grandmothers and decrepit grandfathers take hold of the ropes and help pull the boats out to beyond the jetties. Poor tottering souls! They are made to feel in this way that they are yet of service-are still contributing their share to the family support. When ropes are cast of there is not a word of goodbye. It seems that would be bad from among Normandy fishermen and women. But eyes will strain and tears will flow, for who knows what terri ble thing the sea may do before another Sun day sun shines forth its Christian rays
 The fish market is a sight to behold, for everything must be utilized by these poor people. Tho dogfsh is delicacy. Every horrld sea thing is sold and eaten. Old maids, sting rays, squibs end fearful looking nameless things, which Foote would not al- low in his shop except to hang in the win dow as euriosities, are bartered for with hun gry avidity. Everything with shell is food. What a fortune clans would be to themi But clans will not put up with French sand, and it's toughness is of another kind than that of the French pebble.
 So goodbye to Trouville and goodbye to France. Soon the ship ''Normandie" will sail into the utter unknown of the ocean. May we emerge, and emerge we'll and happy. And may onr homes receive us pleasantly, with forgetfulness and forgiveness for all our misdoings. PERIANDER
Morning journal and courier., 1887-08-10
EW HAVEN, CONN, WEDNESDAY A
MCINTYRE, MAGUIRE & CO.,.
FTFrTH :"
 OF OUR Special Mapk-DOVl Sale l

Many opportunities offered this Special Sale" that under any circumstances again. Merchandise worth dollars has been reduced The people will bargains, and store is full of them
 Special Sale of Lace and Turcoman Curtains for this week. If you desire bargain be on hand |" Special Sale of Blankets from o5c pair pair means single blankes You certainly ought to buy your blankets and the advance depend will have pay in the fall This purchase made by was fortunate only tut also to ourselves enabled offer equally good blankets from 5c $ p less price than could otherwise do had waited until It also had the effect of increasing sales beyond all previous records for July
 Special Sale of Remnants Silks and Dress Goods lengths from yard yards This chance get bargain Special Sale of Parasos We wish it distinctly understood parasols will be carried by If you desire get bargain and Selling Sun Shades late in the tremendous reduction.
 Special sale of Notions, Soaps Perfumes Pocketbooks Bags Hair Brushes Combs Toilet Articles, Pencils You ought to look prices We rushing things Custom get the goods less than Special sale of Domestic Wash Dress Goods, Cottons, Flannes, Linens, Towels &c
 
 
 
 
  
 wIli ose 
 ia a to their
Morning journal and courier., 1887-08-10
Wednesday, August 10, 1887.
INCoRRIGIBLE CARDINALS.

The case of McDermott, with his long and
 black public record, calls attention again to
 the t'incorrigible criminal" theory which is
 being tested in this and in other States. It
 is interesting to see how this theory has re-
 gently found acceptance. Ohio sentences
 habituaI criminals for life The legislature
 of this State last winter passed a law pro-
 viding for sentence of twenty-five years,
 The Massachusetts legislature passed a bill
 providing that person who has served two
 previous sentences of three years each, either
 in that State or elsewhere, shall, if again
 convicted of State prison offence, be sen-
 fenced for twenty-five years. Maine has 8
 permissive law, which allows judge to sen-
 tence an incorrigible criminal for life. New
 York has no such law yet, but her special
 commission, appointed last year, reported
 strongly in favor of life sentences for habit
 ual criminals, and if other States follow the
 example of Ohio and Connecticut and Mas
 sachusetts, and pass laws similar to theirs, a State like New York, whose great metropo- lis is the natural rendezvous of the worst men in the country, will be obliged in self
 defence to take similar step. The New Hampshire legislature is in session, and the passage of similar law is already talked of in order to protect the people from the crim- inals who are to be driven out of Massaohu- setts.
 The Boston Herald thinks that if this movement extends, as it is likely to do, it will not be a question whether the habitual criminal must go or not, but he will be troubled to know where he can go, and he may conclude to go to work. Time will tell It will be valuable to have the incor- rigible criminal theory, which seems to be sound one, thoroughly tested. There will be a good opportunity to observe it's working in in whose State prison there were at the close of last year twenty-two prisoners who had served two or more previ- l ous sentences, and seventy-fve more who \ had been there once before Each of these ! men, when he comes out, will be liable to a twenty-five years sentence ! when he commits his next felony.
Morning journal and courier., 1887-08-10
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OTIS.

1 The bright Sunday school boy can recite 1 the ten commandments at the rate of about l three nots minute.-SomervilIe Journal This is the season when it is we'll to beware l of the green fruit which biteth like a serpent and grippeth like graphing iron.-St. Paul Globe.
 Only once was old Skinfint ever known to give anything away. He gave violent start when asked for adime.-Charlestown | Enterprise. While the summer girl is at Nantasket breasting the wave her good old mother stays at home and stems the currant- Springfield Union. The truly helpful wife is the one who al- ways returns her husbands pencil when she borrows it. She has not been born yet SomerVille Journal. A hotel register emits no heat, but it will l make bachelor very warm when he sees some practical joker has added land wife" to his name.-Hotel Mail.
 boy yesterday, and as she applied the rod she shouted, "Will you behave!' FYes," blub- bered the throbbing boy, T will if you will. 1" New London Day.
 A New York paper tells "How to get rich, ," and the first direction is, s'Liye up to your engagements. It should have added, especially if the girl you are engaged to is
 
 Wife (to husband who has just returned from visit(-So you intend to go back again sometime Husband-Yes Wife You must have felt perfectly at home. Hus- band--Oh, no; enjoyed myself very much -Arkansaw Traveller.
 Citizen-Haven't you got any relatives at all! Tramp-Yes, sir; have one, but he's 9 distant one. ''Who is thata" ''It's a brother, sir" "Well, you don't call brother distant relative, do youg" "Wby. yes, sir; you see he's dead, sir."-Yonkers Statesman.
 Have you an honest city government here?' he asked of Detroiter whom he fell into conversation with on the City Hall steps. We have, sir" "No charges against the aldermen" "None that amount to anything" "You believe them honest then?' ET do, sir" Perhaps you are contractor." sug, gested the stranger. "No, sir, am not. I am one of the aldermen. ."-Detroit Free Press.
 "Yes," said the man who was on his way to take the train to the reporter who hap pened to meet him, "I'm goingto take little run around the summer resorts I went to Europe last summer and took trip out to the National park the summer before, and hold on, forgot who I was talking to Say, young man, there's cigar for you; just say that l am taking short but well-earned va cation, the first have had for thirty years." Dakota Bell.
 Irate customer-Wont trust me for a pound of butter2 won't trust me, ehs IIl- Tll-
 Big grocer-See here, if you want to fight about it, just off with your coat.
 ''Oh, we'll when it comes to that, fight in this store wouldn't be an even thing, you know"
 "Oh, it wouldn'ta"
 "No; you've got your butter to back you."- Omaha World.
 What he Did with It.-stJimmy, what did you do with all that cake." was asked of a Third street little boy.
 "What cake, mammal" "Why, the cake on the table; you cannot have eaten it all?''
 T put half of it in my mouth and ate it up."
 Well, where's the other half P
 "The other half Oh, put that in, too" Detroit Tribune.
Morning journal and courier., 1887-08-10
9ry Gunds.
SECOND WEEK. Howe X StetsOn. Ofter During the 2d Week in August

Anew fresh line of White, Checked and Plaided Dress Lawns at 12Hc per yard, that are worth much more.
 Also new lines of large size Huck and Damask Towels, knotted fringes, at 25c eacn, that are decided bargain.
 40 dozen pure linen -bleached Napkins at $1 per dozen worth $I. so.
 50 dozen extra quality 5Is Napkins at $1.5o worth $1.8o.
 50 all linen 8-4 Damask Cloths, red borders, at $1 each, would be cheap at $1.25; also Doylies to match at o5c per dozen,
 Just received.ba peWszline of. ladies' black fine Cotton Hose, at 29c per pair, that are ve3cSk lent value. Ladies black Lisle Hose, split feet, at 371lc per pair.