New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-18

that even It the COW has been watsred the milk b"
not.s
A Gem From the Frencb.-sIadame to Maid-FIan'
cose why do you clean my boots Win my 'ooen'
Maid to Madame-Madame, the fact is, tho othe!
small CLondoR Globo
To tho unprejudiced lay mind it would seem az
though Dr. McGlynn was getting to DO more OF
Protestant every day.
Tho length Of service Of the department officers Of
Massaehusst. has been really remarkable and SHOWS s
nado ~ n successive years for the last thirty years
aSs Po sds tho * on oS Sss ia a
time twice defeated on their candidates
Tho Tho Commonwealth has Jared wen by these ions
terms OF service Of the men who attend to the Com
unusual and remarkable for conventions to meet
year after year and nominate tho same and have
tho opposition party or parties could urge against.
them.-springfeld Union
1t is said that the Car of Russia has photograph
album containing pictures Of all the men who have
tried to kill him.
On TO Berlin.-Chicago Girl-Oh, do wish we could
get up o war with Germany.
Omaha Giri-Bless me- dear, the Ango-saxons and
sob; done. But was just thinlung how com.
war They can enjoy themselves much as they
wish while We have 70 just sacrifice ourselves on tho
aReally, I don't see how"
"why. they can boot and .yeil all they want , az
T ToFId music anu 'n'A F'A II r''f''''' '
In New-Bedford, Mass, school they punish bad
boys by washing their faces The punIshmenu
works like charm.
All in Days Work Fashionable Iowa Dame gn
moment that you always have wine at dinner at home
Distinguished Englishman-Do not bother about
"oh, it won't take but a moment. Marie, has tho
foCtm Ia, come 9n 6ack a
0s him 20, to S s to and , William nG st ss
the prescription and demohn to the nearest drug
store "-(Omaha World.
Tho headline artist Of "The Herald" viii have to
look to his aurels. The San Francisco papers not
only make beautiful and symmetrical stairways Of the
headlines their first pages, but arrange them so
that read by themselves they form complete sem
tenco.
A man with painful expression Of countenance
sat dry;gO0ds box Arg you II :" some neon. one
S LAD anything to ioss sw5ss. tSs matter them
I'm sitting on wasp" "%hy Why'd, don't you get gpta
thiniln' that was hurtin, the wasp as badly as
specially as am tired thought too, that oughs
to bo thankful for this is about the easiest seat
was so painfuIin "servin' on Jury In prohibition
town."-CArkansaw Traveller.
Chinaman recently sent the following telegram
to Pacific coast railway official: 81 shipree you
two carload hog NO catchee pass WhaVtee matter
All Fool"
for tho short time he worked made q. when he
drew his pay he found three things necessaryIto
board here and to replenish bis wardrobe To ac-
complish tho three things he did what perhaps was
what he could do toward making himself presentable
and ae one store he bought pair Of shoes and a
store no bought a coat and pants Of midsummer
pattern for al IS, making the cost OF the entire outfit
81 So II Is only in the sunny south that such ex-
Says an advertisement in a medical journal:
skeletons have ruled firm and active throughout the
year, with prices unchanged. We have been able to
supply tho demand for the common varieties prompt
w. but tho finer grades and orders for
deformities could not always be filed at onca In
this regard tho market Is still unchanged, although
our broker In Paris has orders to buy everything
offered at tho usual rates"
| As tho royal party from the Tonga Islands passed
up Safest few days ago. an Irish lady who keeps
| a fruit and peanut stand inquired Of a policeman;
as thai big woman IN the tsrrdse Mrs x, Pag
Of the Club. ~ wonder If she Is one Of the o laneys
Of County Kerryi pom me sowl she's as black as
| NATURALIZATION Budget.
The English people are always on the lookout for
| distinctive American types. Just they try
Buffalo Bill represents the Simon pure typical Amer
| leans.
In Mexico they are discussing the question whether
| bull fighter ia gentleman There is one bull
| fighter who is about to visit Mexico who Is not
gentleman; she is a lady.
Boy-Father is "pantsr good wori1
paren has been trying to get INTO to the st language
prefer tho word trousers
BOy-How does IL happen that this word "boOdle"
was adopted in all the papers IL came out
Parent-Boode. my son, Is different thing. 1t
| can forco its way anywhere.Vchicago Interocean'