The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-08-25
Ghisflts.

10 seal8 ihrnasf Shower 10 The chrasi
nss TIRE
~ Fptas, sasSine frosi 10 New Hswp
,hirs sesass 10 hsvs destroyed The DtIsssr'
peach crpT.
Soms ~ The milame1 hsns pail, q
msil down the .sli 10 hep The nlls cool
Ssms % them nss teo mncb rope
v Tho season pufs sir - saeh scsrciiy
10 r.iisay cars ~ btc.sse air u bad con
aaeiof. sBd u .oslahi DO 10 bsre iso Of
ihsn 90 a irsis.
- 10 ptsseai ,Oaf house beisg bur.
si.saai. ie.'s big .sisrBsllou on The
bach porch.
The chap yop see 10 The country aoub-
led 40 o,.f bicycle are supposed TO he
200 pleasure bent
With Mn LsDsify ., Long Branch and
BBH.lo BAH 10 Londoa The equilibrium 81
,hl. ssd ola World ought 70 be pfsiiy we'll
msiGisipsd
There Is q iosn Of q 200 inbsbilsnis In
Micllgss. si,host dentist II has .
blacksmith. Loseyer. vbo does plain OH
10 iLs, iise
-Qaeen yietofiss pls,s Is said 10 be
vsisei ct sl0ooo.oo0. She doesn't eat on
this plsie vt ali meals. bui reserves il for
use .bsn sbr has co@psnr.
--"Trsin aps child 10 the way be should
60. aud keep little ahead Of him in the
same 1sy 1ufos the irsnins. TO be sure
be- goes
"A veteran printer 10 Kalamazoo was
plesssaily surprised the other day BY be,
ins waited upon by delegation Of his en-.
ployes and presented with = clean Office
towel.
heart, meets bis sergeant 10 the garden OF
restsursnil Sargent, my sister,
ssrse.nt II know; she was mine opce.
--Somebody who has suffered thus 70
fsrs 10 bis eIpeiiepee; "a whip makes
the horse go, money mskcs the mare 90.
aud the green mushmellon picked makes
the mango.
"A gentleman vent into . dry goods
store aud ssked for len yards OF naked
osmbric. The young lady blushed and
said: Il guess you mean addressed cam
brie'" ''Oh, yea that's IT.
England Is said 10 have one COW 10
eight aud halt persons, France one coz
10 three aud -third, aud America one
COW 10 one aud tso-tbird persons. Amer
lea Ia somewhat ahead 90 the cows and way
ahead on the pumps
--She Was healthy sopr.uo, aud =, the
concert sang. "Oh. for the wings OF
Dover yet su hour later. at supper, she
took Der wing. tsil.piece, druni-sticks aud
most Of The turkey. aud then passed her
plste for more sluiling
-Tnmp-"won't you help poor man
that lost all bis friends in the Ioslindale
disastery" Honsekeeper -"Wby, you are
the same man that lost his family last year
by The Ohio river floods. aud was in the
Charleston Earthquake" Tramp -
know il. mum. am one OF the most uu
fJrunite gentlemen ON the face Of the
earth.
Laudlndy 10 lodgefl: beg pardon,
sir, did understand as You was doctor
.a..t "A. a. |
Why2" Laadlsdy; well. sir. my Billy
ave just been aud broke his concertipa,
aud tbaSt as 'ow should be glad to pu,
hodi Job 10 yer way"
Boston gets away with = good many
baked beans, 10 be sure, but the true Bos
tonisn eats his beans only by the light Of
the microscope showing the starch gralrs
broken mp and mired in one homoge
mass that will not polsrizs light with
selepsie plate.
The Washington Critic, which must /
have corkscrsw eYper, on its stat, notes
this cruel give away; John, said the
wife Of a Kentucky editor, "your pairul
combustion pockclkbiie IL all rusty al
but ID. eorkscfew part
a little Girl wasn't far wrong sbvu ia,
told her Sunday school teacher. In an,sri
70 tbe question. What Is the worst ,hing q
abaa, moueyy tina, il Ma. cause We
ain't got any"
"A colored gentleman applied to Col !
Yorker. Of Austin Texas. for employ n,en'.
"have yon any references from your for. 4
mer .mpIoyersf" asked Col Yorker
Yea, / has. boss lie worked uuder all
the superinteodents Of the peniteu,i,ry
Tor the last ten years. aud dey Jess Worship
me, boss.
john q. SAFE. 10 the days Of hi. lee
turing fame, VAS ., breakfast a. hotel
and encountered apiece OF tough beef.
steak. Having failed 10 make any impress :
sion on II. be quietly laid dovn hi. knife =
and fork and remarked TO the company: u
Ladies' and gentlemen, ms my opinion
thsi this steak IL N iuirinsmsn. on the
Goodyear patent"
--.Svim' Not 3 biz stranger. but ! N
reckon IL yc'd drsp me down 10 the mid
dls Of this h,ur river. I'd reach land
',hout much difficulty" "wby. bow
.of- "wsal. | csicarlsis I'd so right 10
lhs bottom.
Thin Old Man icnmped and cros T.
This car ought TO chsrg. by weight
Stout womsn regarding bin contempt
'usiyl = II they did they'd never atop TO
pick son Up.
Hotel keepers 10 The mountains, Who
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