The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1887-05-11
Pith and Point.

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How are you, both of YOU" as the man
said to eighteen tailors.- Washington critic
A BAPTIST church will soon be built in
PHILADELPHIA which will seat A, 600 people
THE bark-louse or scale-bug is iniuring
and killing apple-trees in a number of towns
in Niagara county, NY.
Rrv r. PposyAu,N of waltbam Macs
rotsos "a ,'or;sb;nnors tbot Ice d;snIov
must be made at funerals.
CArrropNtA manor tolls of ao-leaves that
measured fourteen Inv eleven inches and of
se,s siv incbos In circunforanca ""'' "
"sr 80 80
iralianabia rigbt ~ 10 ' ,o;sarai,ia I 20 that
makes him baSnv No,c Yorh JIaro1d
S.i
VBsEoUious servant (to master, walking
uelesa,eI' SiT, the DuVcner Is peiow WIN
ms Pill waking uelegate' oroer MN
OUT
a MAINE sherlit writes; Luxe OUT ior an
eskappeu crlmlnul' he mas ieerce mus
tacne ana SIN astir eNpreshuil' -hr-
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THERE are very few brass bands in a
military parade that can play as many airs
as the drum-major puts on.-Shoe and Leather
Reporter.
Mr.. MICHAEL YERGER of Montgomery
Pa, proudly boasts that he has put rings
in the noses of more than $1,000 hogs dur
ing the last two years.
AN English lady has sent to the Pope an
Easter egg of ivory, lined with white satin,
and the yolk is a gold case, in which is a
large ruby set in diamonds, This trifie cost
$4,000.
A CITIZEN of Sumterville. Fla, set ont an
acre of strawberry plants two wears ago. and
from the crop alone has supported his family
in comfort and spent six months of the wear
in the North.
DID ,cr,c,, mon IN lincoln oo,,,,.,, cont
90 nresent 70 ,,'' non ~, Who b oaS nd
wedding. last week. bench. tub. wash
board. soap-dish and three dozen clothes
pins.-Le,giston Ofdine) Journal
Ir is reported among insurance neonle
+hat ~ Iffoato,tou 'nS 81, iinIni,'i,i
oraasad +ha o,,orrt 81 lie ~ PM mao
,,'t;i ~ ho., roanIod o, 600 600 ri; =; ~
to he the LARGEST amonnt carried hy any nan
in the JTnited States The doctor yyas 20
Gently ill.,
A ,yrsrrpv ,,o,,rc, ,od,, Who bod fo,,oo i,
,o1a ,;th ~ ~ 9. pn',,;a,' G;, -
which sha bad Eoard Gov +ba 6rst - &c
tod n mnsic stora and aslla5 for - rho
Ueart Pn;iod Dou,n Nth Sraoeo nr Cora );
and !" When Swollowed Home Made p;as ,,
Tie cloril 81 on"a rooonni,od 80 e., io g.
s;rad IN '' UNIV i'''s A''No'' " h"U QUO NC
pop,,, AID soierco srsio. (" Ob, mamma
TIL never disobev Won again - Mamma
.. Wi, Srs;a IL. Io,,o IS, dxoo,, $40 %
g VII T dra,L n,u Ill ~ I,noL al IL,
;aiia n,sya th az III a; an. tt
nioLlo pat o,,+ and tba r;o,, Ju ia ' tI
pwonit, end thev ara ' ho,,iHnn '",u,
t;nar S; ~ '"o' "io having al awful
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a nair IF now boots which snuaalod Sr;r,hts
fiji Not uisbino 70 d;st',rh ~ 49,
cation he Iaft his Roots in the ,estih,,Ia and
stna1 i iis ms l 'ne Yesoi'le anu
for his boots after the service he pI found that
tbev had been stolen y dbon,, '1o',rnni ''i"'
1HE olu-Iashl e1l worm renee win ltS
nnderorowtb m, rr mv ;tSalf' sIIss anu
to the farmer as # gave a rastinaonIono
and honas 70 ,,,,,+;trSas 81 h;n5s ~
now nrotected hv barhed wire and % clean
and slightly fence rows y are said 70 he Over
RIM With destroving insects and tho b;rd.
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IHE Amerlcus lGal hecorder tells OF
petrlheu strawberry whlch was grown on
c;ty pond ub;oh ros xatnba al yo, nG"n 'Iav
tbesm I dnr;nn tbe staoe Of ratrifaotinn ft py
itbad hecnme hard + w ", talnn w iaai
ers and made into a breast.nin It is bean.
tif'1iw no1nrod ond moiSrbs oiont 'e Eau.
o Ilnns ooio'ou ano weighs ABOUT TWO
ApE 1i.. AIlIIs iorty-iour years oid, Dut
an authorlty says Ihat her voice Is only
twenty-five years OLD. mat is to say, it is
her twentv6ftb YEAR she owas th;s 70 '+ba
UonderfnI care which oba hoe to,a,, 20 ~ , v.io
sarva II nnimnoirad -, dotaT ~; w r.
daiiv routina - nonsidarod ,itb this ~ ntia o
in ,,;eu "-'" '"i' ooJo0'
DID the great cnle1 OF the w ang-W angs
see any evidence OF the decadence OF our
race III tne East! asked western Indian
OF the chlel VINO nad been on mission to
washington Yes, replled the doughty
warrior, we are last disappearing Fig
ures Oh oase-ball men now stand IN front OF
cigar stores-piaces that our ancestors have
occupied lor centuries. '-1H BUS.
HERE Is a couple living IN the vicinity OF
boston VINO Two years ago were nursed in
tne lap OF luxury; that IS TO say, they were
very wealthy In fatal hour the husband
TOOK TO amateur farming and the wife be-
came her own miliiner ana dress-maker.
Inc last seen OF TINS unfortunate pair was
last week when they entered the cars en-
route ior the state allnshouse. Tran
script.
A GREAT musician A man from Pine
Knob stood watching a performance on a
slide trombone Suddenly Selling a COM
panion's arm, the Pine Knob man ex-
citedly exclaimed: "For the Lawd sake
Look thar, Lige" whats the mattero''
" Look thar; he done it agin." dome
WHAT" Why, he crowded mon hat that
blamed hon into his mouth Did you see
that"
GEORGIA boasts of three stingy men. One
of them will not drink as much water as he
wants unless it is from another mans well
. H., 4