The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1887-10-08

letters Stomach Bitters. It is also benign
regulator of the bowels and liver, super
tonic for the stomach, and checks malarial
disease and rheumatism.
A BALLOON il like Q boom. It initiates
easily, rises very high, and nobody Is hurt
until it comes down, and then 1t wrecks
alike the just and the unjust hiladslphta
CoR
A Great Legacy
to bequeath to your children, is q strong,
clean, pure Observation-Disclosures than wealth.
because It will never prove curse. You
can not give what you do not possess, but
mothers will find in DIR. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription wonderful help-correcting
oil weaknesses, bringing their systems into
perfect condition, SO that their children, I'M
tainted, shall rise up to call them blessed
But always Keeps stock on hand
WHEREIN are policeman and a rainbow
aiikei Both are tokens of peace and usu-
ally appear after q storm.
Living Witnessed
Ask any one who has used DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets as to their mer-
It's, They viii tell you that pimples, blotches
and eruptions disappear; that constipation
that breeder of disorders-is relieved; that
the appetite is restored; that the whole sys-
conception by these little wonderworkers.
Being purely vegetable, they are perfectly
harmless; being composed of concentrated,
active ingredients, they are powerful!
Purge and purify the system and disease
A LARGE head is sign of brains, but
pig head u sign Of -PhuGdelphia
w n 10
Your 'sTansill's Punch Sc cigar is be-
coming more popular every day. Cigar
drummers don't bother us any more.
HUGO ANDRIEssES, Beaver, Pa
ONE reason why so few meI are heroes
70 their Wallets is because 30 few men have
A COMPLETE Toilet Service always in
cludes Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, Soc The best
IL the fuzzy caterpillar would only know
its place and keep 1t, society would b
much happier. -Nerchdnt Traveller.
Ir afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's EyeWater. Druggists sell it, dc
A GOOD name and q bad character are
not common bedfellowA
THE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
TOR Consumption Sold everywhere. 25c.
A WISE man follows his nose: fool fol.
lows his don't knows
EARLY seed raisers-the hens
A sHoP-Lur1R-an earthquake.
WHAT is most likely to become awomani
A little girl
WHEN girl is being courted she sets .
great deal by young ran
HARD to best-a boiled egg.
A Poor-RULE-'Neve wear shoes too
small for you"
"TxKH. o take those lips away So
shs said; but she didn't mean II
II all men were to pay as they 60. thcre
would be less going and moro paying
Lopsu Citizen.
TIE loudest wall on record-Jonah's
A Ho,nEr truth is better than splendid
error.
WHEN il iron the most ironicali When
It is railing.
II you speak what you will you shall
hear what you dislike.
A VERY narrow aperture--ths crack Of .
whip.
The station agent who attends 10 his
duties with unhagging energies generally
gets bounced. Nerchamt Trugelsr
II 10 a. natural to die a. to be born.
ALrAn-RArroxs-the viands provided for
wedding supper.
TH1 last charge At Gettysburg was
made by the hotel -keeperA - hiladelphia
lnqaiSsr.
II WAS raped in slumber." said the
tramp a. the policeman hit him with .
club
LITTLE PHILoLoGIsr-ssFather, II cows
are catties. why are not calves kittiess'-
Roovhood.