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Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

IANTED-Desk room In q law once wanted by
w an attorney mot practicing) whose business is
loentng money; wishes OF good law library Call
at or address room |, No 81 E. Douglas ave 2D-b$
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

=" ANTED-A man to sell good article: should
w be a good talker: outfit furnished. Call on or
address Robt. Sims. 1856 S. Fifth ave. Wichita aO6+
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

"ANTED-Room for young man in private fami
w ly. two OF three blocks north of Douglas eve
nue. ana east of Market state terms per month fol
per1nanency; reference II required. Address NJ. II.
Eagle once. 2t-6$
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

LNOR SALE-One Of the finest sections OF land In
i Harper county. Kansas, for only SEQ, e. 900
cash balance In yrs and ms at per cent interest
This land lies within miles Of X. station and IL
one OF the best bargains in the Of Kansas Err
win Real Estate and Investment Co.. cor. Douglas
and Market, Wichita, Kans. l.l,f
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

ENOR sALE-Lots lls and III Eagle addition. EN-
II pOnaa ave-. between 18th and 18th: price d. So;
also block Cooks Hill addition. trct Of ~ acres
" rods east OF Hillside ave. one block north Of Cen
trail ave; price $3.50 per acre. @ 8 vreelsnd, In
q sier Chicago Lumber Co. ls-6sm
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

-BookkeepefS and business men 20
w know that the National Accountants Bureau
oners unsurpassed facilities for the procurement
urstcLass men and women fer positions as book
enicient help and expert bookkeepers who can give
drstcass references, and want situations would do
wei by addressing ONCE for the state of Kansas
at the Southwestern Business College. wichita Kan
aAs. "a n
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15
gne 9xtlB Eae aorntua anne Is 1857
WANTED.

"ANTED-To exchange 30 acres OF improved
w land. Pleasant township Butler Co., 70 ex
change for merchandise Wichita city property,
improved. Price SSG0. Address J. ". kerr. Angus
Ia. Kansas. iS-oe
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

LNOR SALE-At special Inducements; College Hill
- avenue property; q = or y interest In % acre
plat or Will sell any quantity. cheap this week; do
not miss this; will take part trade. l. kaufman. l26
Main sc. 1856
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

L>OR sALE-t2.sOo will purchase house. of rooms
II lots. well furnished Of different kinds located
on Central and ohio avenues. or will exchange for
lots In south part OF city. l22 Douglas ave- room
md floor. Zimmerly block. Wichita, Kan. J. II.
WhaOn. lttf
INOR SALE-Come and what IL II; at my new
Il onice, room ), Biting block Ashbel WEIGH
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

NIANTED-A good solicitor to drive grocery
w wagon. one that has established trade; good
wages TO right party. Address E., care this Office
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

NOR SALE-We own all OF this property and VIII
II sell any Of IL on small payment down; balance In
three Or five years. All OF IL Is In town and in no
body's future great addition 2 house anc two
lots. Wichita st; room house and one lot. Water
north; room house and one lot, Water st. north
5 room house and one lot, Water ST. north; .
house and one lot. Market street north single iots.
north Market street, 81 n from. each lots No. A. 81,
3l, ltS, l2e. ID. 49, 1885, North Water st. each 81 1t
front; lots No. -, ~, 49, s. 81 ~ g. g. o. - So IL
Wichita ST. lots No q. Us. Waco ave. lots No. l. aud
:, % II front, Washington ave. DEANS add
lots No. and 4, Wabash ave. Deans add corner:
lots No. II, II Is Thirteenth Ct Hovers add: lots No.
s, g. 10 and u, Fourth ave- Orme Phillips ad6: LOT
No. 81, Emporia ave- Orme & Phillips add. For full
Information apply 70 Low Dean, or Harry Stewart
dist
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

"NTED-T0 place loans on long time farms
w or business blocks shor. time or chattel
or real estate security rates low and prompt atten-
ton. Ashbel Welch Biting block i55rf
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-06-15

"ANTED-EverybOdyt to call at $50 n Main stree
w and inspect the elegant assortment Of suitings
ETC., Of Browning, King 4 Co. Perfect fits guaran
taed. 81 e.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
COMMUNICATION.

And still the pleasant weather con-
tinues and the farmer is rejoicing
Mr.. Marlenee is fitting up j. d. Powells
house.-John Jacobs lost his team in
the Woonsocket fire On Monday eve
ming Joe Snyder's neighbors gathered
to pay them a farewell visit. All en-
joyed good time. Mr.. snyder's will
live at the Springs this winter.-Har-
man Hinners makes the dust fly now
a-days. 1t beat the Dutch to see how
he rustled last Saturday. He says that
girl who came to my house intends to
stop with us about 10 years.-R. c.
Trollope had surprise party on his
birthday the 10th iEst.-Lynndale ALI
ance meets at Bethel schoolhouse on
the Goth inst. for the TRANSACTION OF i'm
portant business.
TnnSiHnS
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18

Dakota State Bindery Company for 2-S
quire alphabetical indexes for deeds $500
1000 tax receipts for treasurer 5000
total 600
l.. N. Loomis express paid OH session laws
supreme court reports and county records
and supplies 4.7d
Dakota State Bmdcry rt'mpany for mort
gage record poll books, cash books and
file cases etc. for reg. of deeds, treasurer
and probate judges offices 1896
N. j. Durham publishing minutes of COM
missioners meetings and election notices
claimed $4,000 allowed 20.25
Report OF f. A. Wheelihan justice of the peace
in case of Territory of Dakota v. s.Jom L. Gill
bert approved and the Clerk ordered to issue
warrants for costs in the case to the amt OF S53.
40 for justice, jurors and plaintiffs witnesses.
Report of Justice Wheclhan in ease of Terri
tory Of Dakota v. S. Vincent Wise approved
and the Clerk authorized to issue warrants for
the costs amounting to $50.
Petition presented for appointment of G. N,
Price as constable to fill vacancy caused by the
failure of J. o ShryOck. Price was appointed
constable and bond fixed at $4,000.
Bill of Ole A. Knudtson for commissioner SER
vices presented and allowed at 500
Minutes of session read and approved
Motion made and carried that the board adj
iourned until Dec 10Th 1887 and all road super
visors are requested to be present and get ready
for settlement at that time
Attest: Chairman Board County Comm n.
l.. n. Loonlis
County Clerk
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18

Farmers Alliances are requested by
the President of the Territorial AL
lance, TO meet regularly once a week
and discuss the following questions IN
their order:
LIST. Our incorporated COMPANY. its
benefits &c
End: Changes in our constitution and
bylaws, if any are deemed necessary,
and insurance companies.
Dec. 2rd or first meeting in Dec. be
sure to elect delegates to the territor-
lal convention to be held at Huron Dec.
18th, which will probably last 3 or 4
days as business Of Importance in con-
nection with the incorporated compa-
ny will come up for our consideration,
and action for change of laws Of the
Alliance and its insurance company if
thought best. Send your business men
who are able to tell and explain your
wishes and instruct them what you
wish them to say and do. Don't be over
modest or bashful in letting your wish
es be known fer,
shylock's avarice and hoggish greed,
Has no mercy for the farmers need,
! will soon meet each Alliance in
Jerauld county and receive applica-
tions for stock in the incorporated AL
lance company OF Dakota. l would
refer Alliance members to the Dakota
Ruralist for all information in Alliance
matters. 1t is published weekly at
East Pierre Dakota.
G. w. Hill Cor. Sec. Co. Council Far
mers Alliance of Jerauld 20. d. II.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18


Motion made and carried that the Clerk be
authorized to issue warrants for the judges,
clerks and messengers of election as provided
by law.
Judges and clerks pay aat'ts to $4,000
Messengers pay ANTS to 1890
Motion made and carried that a redemption
warrant of .Sl.5e be issued to l.. j. Waterbury
in return for road tax paid Cor which lie held a
receipt.
Bill of j. II. Eddy for services as road super
visor OF Harmony township presented and on
motion laid over until meeting OF the board
The following bills were then audited and al
lowed: ..
o. 2. Hull for publishing commissioners
minutes of 8 meetings and election notice S27.o7
D. b. Blosser publishing commissioners
minutes election notice and stationery for
county Superintendent and -ltegister Of
| Deeds ~ 81. 2y72
A. NJ. Matthias for medical attendance on
| Andrew 'Lmd 2o0t
On motion the board adjourned until nine
O'Clock a IN. Nov 18th 1881
| Board met Pursuant to adjournment All
members present. Motion made anu carried
| that the treasurer accept the personal receipt
| of w. J. Williams to Fred Luker for part pay;
meltt Of taxes for 1887 amount 500;
The following bills were then audited. and Il
| lowed
Man"aring Bros. for i5G50 Tbs. coal $3.50
+. +. Orr hauling coal PAP;
John Paul lumber for culvcrts ~ 2os,
j. NJ. Spears for per diem mileage and
serving notices on judges of election claim
| ed s46:D allowed 43.O
| Ihep price for delivering notices to Judges be
ing allowed at % cts. each instead Of 80 css. a
claimed
II. !. Wallace express. charges s1oo, posta
rards 500. day-boels .75 cts, envelopes $500
difference in stoves traded for zoe in his Office
a'"nn total sec
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
NEW NorlcE.-TlMDER CULTURE

U. >. LAND OFFICE. Mitchell d. IT,
October 4th. 1857.
Complaint having been entered at this Office
BY stephen West, of Jerauld county, against
Albert ID. Loomer. for failure to comply with
law us to timber culture entry No. 1880. dated
July soth, 1855 upon the SWl4, section -. town.
ship lo7, range 81. Jerauld county, ID. r.. with a
view to the cancellation Of said entry; contest
antalegins that said Albert y. Loomcr has fail,
ed the lth year to properly cultivate to trees
the acres broken the first year, has failed the
fourth year to plant the second acres to trees
seeds; nuts or cuttings, has failed to break o.
plow 10 acres as required BY law, that said fail
urcs still exist Tie parties are hereby sum
m mo d to appear at the office of G. ". WcDon
Springs, on the nth day Of Novcmbvr.l !, at IL
O'Clock, a, H.. to respond and furnish testimony
concerning said alleged failure.
Testimony TO be taken before CIV. Mcdonald
CLERK Ger Wessington Springs. D. T.; on Nov. 18th
1857. at 10 O'Clock, a. H., as provided by amend
ment to Rule IS. Rules of Practice. approved
Dee. rs. 1882. Papers to be returned to this Of
flee on or before Nov. 2Sth, 1857
GEO. B. EVEkITT Register
ALBERT GUNDERSON, Attorney. So
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18

NOTICE FOG Land office
Notice Isl hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention 10
make final proof in support of his claim and
that said prsof;wi.l be made before tha Clerk
ton Springs u. r.. on November 21St 1877, viz,
WILLIAM +. ZIMMERMAN,
Hid. No. elise, far the NEll. section 8. town 1906
prove his cbntin,l5t.s residence upon and cult
Walton of said land viz: Frank Shabb,ey. John
Phillips. Frank A. VOge, William Davis, all of
Sullivan, .'erauld Co.. ID. T.
nctl3 GEO. p. FNERITT, haCistar
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
SHERIFF'S SALE
TERRITORY OF DAKOTA,
JERAULD COUNTY, 81
MEICHEAL LONG,

A. S. BEELS,
VS..
MEICHEAL LONG,
Notice is hereby given. that by virtue OF an
execution to me directed and delivered and
now inmy hands, issued out of the office of John
Il. Francis Justice Court, Territory of Dakota
i'll and for the county of Jerauld, upona judg
ment rendered in said court in favor of x. 8
Beels and against Meicheal Long for keepnc
feeding and caring for one dark bay mare a
bou1 twelve years old have levied upon the fol
lowing described personal property of said de.
fendant, to-Wit: One dark bay mare about II
years old, and that shall. on Monday the 2sth
day OF November u. d. 1887 at the hour of 10
S Sndoc e. m, Of said day. al the east door Of
IL said county and territory, proceed TO sell ali
the right. title and interest Of the above named
Mecheal Long III and to the above described
property to satisfy said Judgment and costs,
amounting to thirty one dollars AID ninety-tiye
cents, together with all accruing costs Of sale.
and interest on the same from the llth day Of
November, 1887, at the rate Off per cent. per an
mum. at public auction to the highest bidder for
cash
ALBERT GUNDERsoN, Plaintiffs Atty.
j. NJ SPEARS.
Sheriff. OF Jerauld County, ID. II.
Dated at washington Springs j. T.. Nov 10th
1881 nov1s
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
Lepsidus.
$3.50 in Cash!

8 Worcesters and three Webster's
Dictionaries, worth Ss>a, and 4 Dlction-
AIRY Holders, worth $3.50. given as
PRIZES for the best essays answering
the question "Why should J use a Die
tionary Holder?' For full particulars
send to La VERNE w. MOVES, SO & 1O1
w. Monroe ST., Chicago, the maker of
Dictionary Holders. Or inquire at your
Bookstore. 235tf
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
Buck,en's Arnica sa,ve,

The Best Salve IN the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refund
ed. Price Is cents per box. For Sale by
DR.. A. NJ Matthias.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
COMMISSIONER sPRoCEED1NGs

WEssINuToS SPRINGS ID. I. Nav. II, 1887.
Board of County Commissioners OF Jerauld
county met III special session pursuant to a call
of the county clerk duly published and proceed
ed to canvass the vote cast at the last election
OF Nov. Stl 1887 with the following result.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
Plaintiffs Atty.

t j. M, SPEARS.
$50, =. Sheriff OF Jerallld County, d. II.
Dated az washington Springs y. T., Nov
It'll. 1887. ,OT,s
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup.
warranted fcr oil thot tho 1ol,

y
Is warranted for all that the label
calls for, and if it does not relieve your
cough you can call at our store and the
money will be refunded to you. Il acts
simultaneously on all parts of the sys-
TEN thereby leaving no bad results.
Oct. % 2m A. NJ. Matthias. Druggist
Beggs Blood Purifier and Blood Maker.
No remedy in the World has gained
the popularity that this medicine has,
as a household or family medicine, no
one should be without. it. 1t has no cal
omel or quinine in its composition,
consequently no bad effects can arise
from it. We keep full supply of it at
all times. A. NJ Matthias, Druggist.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
SHERIEFrS SALE
TERRITORY OF DAKOTA.
COUNTY OF JERAuLD, is
OLAF N. OLEsoS. by EE1CK
kNuDT>oN. guardian
G. w. Hin,

~ y. W. HILL
Notice is hereby given that by virtue OF an
execution to lre directed and delivered, and
now in my hands. issued out of the clerks Office
OF the SECOND judicial district court TERRITORY OF
Dakota III and for the county Of Jerauld. M
on q Judgment rendered in said court in favor
Of Olaf n Oleson aMb against c. W, Hill have
levied upon the following described personal
property, Of said defendant. to-wit
Bayard On Advocacy volume, Code of Pro-
cedure, NWlsl ! volume Edwards On Bius
and Notes, volume. Whittcars practice. 3vol
umes. Parsons OH Contracts, volumes. Bling.
ham on Infancy. 4 volume. Manniug's Digest,
volune. Bartons Suit In Equity i volume,
Buckrell on Lunacy. / volume. -Four stacks of
wheat, four stacks OF oats. two stacks of barley.
and that ! stall on, Tuesday the 18th day of Ma.
vember, q d.. 1887. at the hour of O'Clock, D.
M, OF SAID day, al the Residence of G., W, and
f. C. Hill on sec. - town 1OS range IS i'll said
county ana territory. proceed to sell all the right
litleand interested tLe.above named G. w. .Hiil
iii and to the hove described property to satisfy
said Judgement and costs amounting to Ore
Hundred and Eleven dollars amt seventy4fye
cents, together with all accrlling costs OF sale
and interest on tile same from the 10th day al
NOvem Der; 1887. at the rate OF per cent per an
mum. at public auction to the highest biCder fu1
cash.
ALBERT GrNnERsoN PLAINTIFFS Atty
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
A DISASTROUS CALAMITY.
The Fire Fiend Destroys a Livery
Stable and Several Dwellings
in wOonSOcket

Last Saturday morning at about
three o'clock, fire broke out in How
ellis livery barn and completely de-
stroyed it together with all its contents.
About forty head Of horses and cattle
were in a few minutes reduced to
smoldering carcasses. Several dwell
ings were burned, the occupants bare
ly escaping with their lives. Mr.. aud
Mrs. Howell lost all their household
goods, and the loss falls very heavily
OH them as nothing was insured.
Jerauld county citizens numbered
among the losers, are VIM. Shultz,
John Phillips and James Devine who
each lost a yoke of cattle: Frank Brown,
who lost span Of mules and a yoke
of cattle; Clayton Brown, J. r. Eddy,
John Jacobs, each lost a span Of horses;
Mr.. Alverson horse and mule; John
Connolly, magnificent gray stallion;
Robt. Vessey, one horse. Of these we
hear that only Jacobs and Eddy had
their property insured. 1t is not real
ly known how the fire originated, but
it is supposed by some to have been the
work of an incendiart.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18
.2Gnews Her Yout


Mrs. Phoebe Chesley, Peterson, Clay
Co., Iowa, tells the following remark
able story, the truth OF which is vouch-
ed for by the residents Of the town 81
am % years cid, have been troubled
with kidney complaint and lameness
for many gears; could not dress myself
without help. Now am free from all
pain and soreness, and am able to do all
my own housework. owe my thanks
to Electric Bitters for having renewed
my youth, and removed completely all
disease and pain" Try a bottle. soc
and 81. at A. NJ. Matthias Drug Store
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-18

~ at Mitchell. d. T., Oct. 18th, 1857.
Notice t, Ell is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim, and
that said proof twill be made before the Judge or
n n MS absence before the Clerk of the District
Minnie, j. within nee link,
lwid oy, and heir at law ofWiliam Wtn) Hid.
NO. 2sei2 for the SWla OF section 9, town loT,
range Go.
He names the following witnesses to prove
ms cohtnuons residence upon, and cultivation
o. SAD land W; Daniel BrnIson, William
Of starkey, Jer;mld co. d. I.
oct;2s srpr GEO; ,. EVERETT, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATIoN,-Iand Office
~ Na AZ Mitchell t., sldI DIT, Oct: 4th. 1857.
M0tce e, is hereby given that the following
max make final proof in support of his claim, and
that sad proof viii be made before the Clerk Of
tne district court at washington Springs, d. T..
on November 9 RoBE lSSi; XII Nlsprr.
idd. NO 22s25 for the SEA of section 50, town
l07. range G3. west 9th p. III.
He names the following MitnesscSto prove his
conIlhuous residence upon and cultivation of,
BMrownell; George Ryckman, George Mills, al! Of
ALBERT GUNDERsON, Attorney. oct,
NOTICE FOR .PuBLICATIoN.-Land once
~ at Mitchell, ID. T.. Oct. 9th, 1887.
Notice Is hereby givei, that the following nam
make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Probate
Judge ofJerauld county. at Washington Springs,
ID. L.. on NOyember 22nd, 1887. viz:
DAVID +. LEWIS,
lid. No. 26637, for the NW1l sections s, town los,
range IS.
re names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation of.
said land, viz: james Mccullough OF Earlville,
D. T., P.J. Brady. of Earlville, d. r.. Hiram
Crosby, OF Earlyillc, ID. T., Daniel Mitchell, 81
Templeton, D. 7.
oct14 GEO. b. ENERITT, Register
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-10-08
An English Poets Children.
Julian Hawthorne

Coventry Patmore was devoted to his
children and observed them with poetic
as we'll as with paternal eye He had
plenty of stories to tell about their early
manifestations. He had himself. in his
boyhood. been deeply impressed by his
first sight of the ocean, and, wishing to
afford the same pleasure to one Of his lit
tie girls, he accompanied her one day on
an excursion to the beach and awaited de-
velopments Her remark was, when she
saw the waves breaking on the shore. 90,
how soapy it Isl" and later in the day she
wanted wanted to know, Does the sea
never do anything but this?"
Another of his little girls. who had
been carefully trained to habits of order
by her mamma. exclaimed. upon first be-
holding the heavens at night, ooh. papa,
how untidy the sky isl T" and was ardently
DESTROYS to rearrange the stars in a more
symmetrical plan. EVEN more character
istic of child nature was an anecdote
about his son at the age of z. Having
fallen into great rage at being deprived of
something he wanted, he threatened that
unless his wishes were complied with, he
would dash his head against fender.
"Do so, my son, " his mother calmly re-
piled: "But you love me-" shrieked the
child, breaking into passion of tears
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-10-08
Taxation of Bachelors.
New York Sun. ]

There is talk in England of an intention
to tax bachelors, and the absurdity of the
proposition affords much amusement
But the matter is not so outrageously
novel It has been done before. Who
does not know that such a tax was
resorted to in old Rome and Greece?
Bachelors were heavily taxed, widows
were compelled to marry after one year of
mourning-some of them may have
thought eleven months too long-and at
one time a legatee if unmarried, could
not obtain a bequest unless within the
space of 100 days he found some woman
to join him in holy wedlock. But we
need not go so far back. William III
taxed the bachelors in order to carry on
his war with France.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-10-08
Insurance Money.
IPeck's SUM-

An insurance company has recently
been started in Kentucky that undoubt-
eddy would be a success were it in New
York city. 1t guarantees married men
indemnity in case their wives elope
Now in New York CITY, where a mans
wife is liable at any moment to get up
and dust with the coachman, little in
surance of that kind will go great way
toward helping him bear up under his
sorrow. There is nothing on earth that
will keep a man up who is inclined to
pine away, as successfully as money. es
pecially If it comes from an insurance
company.
There is something about the color of
insurance money after man has ponied
up to the company regularly every month
or every year. for several years, that when
he gets it it tickles him almost to death
no matter how deep his grief may be.