The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-12-31
a NEW apE eaRruaE.
The Piumed Knseht's Inrenfons Prepars.
tiou fur the lCom;ur Campaign.


tion for the Coming Campaign.
a cable dispatch TO the New York
Herald affords an interesting view Of
Mr.. Blaine's preparatory course Of
training for the next Republican Ma
tional convention, and candidacy for
the Presidency. A friend Of the mag
netic statesman called upon him .at his
hotel in Paris and found him under
going course of gymnastics, under
the tutelagc of an experienced French
professor. 1t will astonish Mi. Blaine's
friends, doubtless, that he should find
IL necessary to take lessons from a
Frenchman, rs he has been regarded
as the most expert political gymnast
of tho day. His friend in Paris dis
covered him performing on the hori-
zontal bars, balancing on his left arm
and swinging his entire body ninety
degrees. ANY one who has heard the
distinguished statesman deal with a
delicate question on the stump can
readily understand how he could sc-
complish the above feat. Mr.. Blaine
then showed his acquaintance with the
difficult phases of the leap frog move
ment, and ''skinning the cat" wind
ing up with most impressive exhibi-
ton of the ''goose walk" g Es.
How far his agility in this direction
may aid him rs candidate remains
to be seen. He would, undoubtedly,
create :, marked impression during
the Presidential canvass on the stump.
by going through series of such
athletic exercises for the benefit of his
admirers. 1t would be vast improve
mont upon stump speeches and letter
writing, which have been the bane of
Mr.. Blaine's life. He would also be
enabled to dodge inconvenient ques-
tions. If some inconsiderate bystander
should ask what be came of the predic-
ton that the business of the country
would go to the ''demnition bow
vows" if the Democratic party got in
to power, all Mr.. Blaine would have
to do is to 'skin the cat.'' When the
query would be put. why the South
became so prosperous when it got rid
of Republican carpet baggers, he
night divert the attention of his ques-
toner by trying the leap frog move-
ment, and when he was asked about
"my dear Fisher" all he would have
to do is to balance on his arm and
swing his body ninety degrees.
But Mr.. Blaine should take out a
patent. at once, for this new process
of training for political campaign,
or the first thing he knows of other
Republican statesmen will be infring-
ing upon his claim. We don't think it
is possible for the saturnine John
Sherman ever to succeed in '.skinning
the cat," but there are many agile
feats with the bloody shirt with
which he is, doubtless familiar The
example of Mr. Blaine may inspire
"Little Breeches" Foraker to set up
a private gymnasium in the capitol
park at Columbus. and attain pro-
ficiency on the flying trapeze that
would 60 far toward making him a
formidable candidate. There is no
knowing. besides, to What a standard
of training he might bring the hand
"that was not shaken.'' Halstead
might set up as rival to the ''man
with the iron jaw" "Three-cents-a
week" Evarts rs a star performer on
a Republican liquor plank, and Frank
Hiscock as lightning change artist.
Should Mr. Blaine's system come into
vogue among Republican statesmen,
next year, there win be more ground
and lofty tumbling than was ever
known in a Presidential campaign.
After election, they could all practice
the goose-walk. ALBANY (M. "
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