The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-05-12
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people naiize ~ your eutertsinmentG'
Member Of the committee - We have just
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I'd gentleman as be stopped into drug
store Yes, sir, We do, il the patient is
still slise. iepli,d Tie uIbsue clerk.
The question. What shall We do with
our dsngbtersf may be very PRACTICAL,
settled at tbis time Of the year by setting
the dsushl 10 work cleaning house.
Lady! II Gao give you little more
of ,uat clsm ehoWdor if you want it.
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the dishes Nlth.
Tic Rev DR. Cribs Of ShaWmnt
church, Boston. preached on Sunday 10
defense Of The mother 10 Law. This is .
sort Of progressive theology that has
something TO commend 1t,
Wife John. the stove needs mtre
coal right away Husband Cant stop
now, an reading var paper. Wife
"Well. you'll bnve al opportunity to write
one II you dontt come night away.
Physicist training Tor girls must go. A
girl 10 Botton discovered that mouths
work Ia 81 mnasium increased the size Of
her hand by one sizs OF glove. and she quit
traiaing faster ihsn you could drop hst
-Bsglry Yes, sir, the man who was
not moved by tears is a hard hearted
brute Tears are a wouderful power
among us, Bailey-"Yes, once knew
farmer who moved bis horse barn with his
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Diner Waiter how came his sleeve
button 10 my soupi" Waiter Sleeve
buttoni IL thst 10. sirp Beg pardt n.
We never put sleeve buttons 10 tomato
soup, only collar buttons Let me ex-
change il for you, sir. .
Child Grandpa, how old are your
Grandpa am "a years old. my little
dear. Child Then you we're born 50 years
before ! was. Grandpa-Yes, my little
girl Child What long, long time you
had alone waiting for me-
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u don't see how IN.
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They are no longer friends.
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Is hr -, ttsiir her al the circus, "ibst
Tbs Is the same elephant, sas v ben | y as
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csndor. SOU kuou elephants only live to
be two huLdrvl years old 4"
-Au old lady, hearing that kindergsr
let WAS TO he established 10 Der town.
,sid. omphstically well, they'll never
make II pay Everybody around here has
gardens OF their own. aud vegetables can
be bad for nothing here in the summer
time
Your butter lie very bad. " Excuse
ne, that cant be-; that is our own butter.
'Bu, they till rne you do no, keep cows.
'Would ycn insipuste, dear air, that we
re 90 lacking IA culture "A TO fni il nee
~ssry 10 keep cows in order to produce
,ut own butlerf
- He WAS four years Oil and bad receiv.
u bis nrsl trumpet He enjoyed IL inn
ncnsely. When he seri 10 bed bis moth.
u asked him 20 pni away his trumpet
md nay hls ptaten. Il tell you What
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