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The man who knows exactly what bis
neighbor should do in hot weather is IN.
Usually numerous this summer. 81 !.1l. &
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J FINANcE. A,,.N,n]r,. ..rn.AnR,,
Tho Features Of tho Money and Stock
+fNltiltlie til Marx att tl tTs1flF q hIiisF

NEW YonE, July ls,-Moncy on call easy q. a
~ cent nay loan closed offered at 4per cent
e1rhanse dull. but steady and unchanged. ' :
inc Stock market early In the day showed no
change IRON the dullness and ktagnniion OF the
p9st Two days., and gave no promise OF anything
aliiefent until about noon when several traders
Aided cincinnati, Hamilton q Dayton stool. The
opening was decidedly weak at declines, extending
y Y per cent but the market was oruemely dull.
ihoush heavy, asa general thing throughout the
forenoon. 70 attack was made shortly alter noon,
aug me entire list sprang into activity, while
pfic s moved on rapidly. The decline was checked
before l;9o NJ when lo.ses ranging DIP 10 " her
CENT nag been established. a fractional rally io.
lowed put Alter tho delivery hour rsidlng was 70.
samed. and The lowest figures worc generally
'omchea IN The lat hall hour. IS 2 sd = FS''l
Ihe,e was slight recovery In the last tow min.
ntes, PVT the close was ftyerish. uhsaitled and
Genen1y weak ator near the lowest figures reached.
Sales W shares. The entire active isl d lower
AUD Union raclae Is or N per cent, Cleveland,
to,ambas, Ctneinntti & indianapolis *, Loui,yifc
= nashville W, Lake shore aud Reading l9f. and
~ Railroad bonds weak. business light; sales sass.
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!; No Bostonian would ever care to stay
in heaven II the residents don't have an
east wind there every afternoon. ~
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a Lovers Of blackberries are now reoulest.
cd TO- come to the front and take up their
fork, or spoon and eat. z: 4. }t,$s, -
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Cotton

new YORK, July I3--futures closed steady and
q shade higher. n Z, ~, -
! CINclNNAr1, July 1s.-Cot!on dull and lower
miudllng l0s[c. - - ~ -,
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;uo q, ACID ruosp 4, 4

beware OF: limitations.
limitations and counterieits have again
appeared. Be sure that the word ~ ors.
iord's" ia on the wrapper. None are gen.
uine without It. 4 ,TThssW.S;
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When, as now, medical mon disagree as
to the digestibility Of clans, consumers
had best compromise on picked oysters. +
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BALTIMORE. July ls.-Theat. western lover and
sstiye. closing dull; No. red winter spot saza
Der Ssaasas314c. Corn. western lower and dull:
mi1ed spot aquatic; July:4s11Ssl4c asked; Aupust
~ Oats steady and quiet western white
asa4e e 90 mixei 3eas7c Rye nomlnally steady
pork SIS 0oal7 90. Lara, refined $500. BuItcr
urn. Eggs lower at l2al21zc. Coffee lrm and quie,
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THE SWINE IA

~ Baltimore 1.-Two Stock Market, gi Il. 3
/. OFFICE OF THEcALvEKroH sTocK YARDS, i
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|fA}LL5KINDS OF BOOK r AND JOB
~ PRINTING neatly and promptly sxsopted n
tn Iutau!gsunaH Job Hoeray, ~
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OrrIcE OF THE CALvEKrox SrocK YARDS. .si1 n
n n MONDAY, July II, 1857. g
THE SWINE MARKET. va
Arrivals this wee
Arr1va!s last ... .,,,........ 1872
ArrivAls ono year G,937
rs ;SsS, Al ~ REMAnXB. (. ~ & E ~
There Is a full supply OF hogs on the market TO.
day, und their weights are rathcr TOO heavy for
tho wants Of lhe butchers. Trade Is moderately
fair only. Prices arc without change since Last
week, ranging. as they did then at fake net;
most sales at the latter figure. 4 few rough hogs
sold under &c, Same umo last year hogs sold N
6aG14c net. OF the receipts 3 9Sihead came over
the baltimore d Ohio Railroad and 2,o28 head
over the Pennsylvania Railroad. ~ ssll.,,S1
i!is55!f 81 Z CLARENoNr LIVE srocK. MARKET. ~
IN sy q m "a BALTIMORE, July II, 1887.
q All hogs and sheep sold In these yards by Z,
A. Bactsherc are at gross weight a n
Receipts this week ,967 mead OF hogs, against
2Gl9 head last week; rough hogs selling at 81 50;
light IS so. Heavy hogs lOc lower and very dull 4
!t{S n ARRIVALS or LIVE STOCK. 2
Al Careu,ont Sock Yards, ptu Baltimore q Ohm
jfsE Ralrodd for sueek ending July 10. IN
1872 cars, containing 672 CATTLE IS calves II, 21s
sheep and lambs, S,7A hogs. Is horSes, s mules
SHIPMENTS to New York. Philadelphia, eto. 4. 10
cattle, 40 sheep and lambs % calves isi hoss
Az AVthS1 AAAasss = - ".
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COCOA.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. p
EPPS'S COCOA.
BREAKFAsT.

Wy a thorough knowledge OF tho natural Lawn
which govern the operations Of digestion and nl.
triton. and BY a careful application Of The ene
properties OF well.sclected Cocoa, Mr.. .Epps hal
provided Ctr brcak tables with delicasely ia.
vored beverage which may Saye III many heavy
doctors bills 1t Is by Tho judicioss use Of such
articles o. diet that constitution may DO gradn
ally built up until strong cuuughI TO resist ever
tendency 70 disease HUNDREDS Of subtle
there Is weak point We may escape many 4
fatal shaft BY keeping ourselves well fortified with
cure blood and properly nourishcd Sirame."--
Made simply with boilng.water or milk solt
only In half pound tius by Grocers, labele thus
JAMES EPPS = CO., homeopathic Chemists. !
sl'77aA' 49, 4lsyi9 LONDON, ENGLAND.
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y. WEAK, UNDEVELoPEpPAR d
lar amt sealsd nv. EiIE MEb Co.: RuFFAtO.N:Y
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Bel!aire accommodation at IF N. :
$3.50 a. tn. daily 3 $50 - - $500 y
st. Cla,rsv,lle Accommodation, leaves Whee,,, q
q 500 q; n, 2:l6 and 5:45 p M: Returning, II.
siTea ct Wheeling at 1875 q. nj, 1890 ard $3.50 D. m,
daily except Sunday. - ~ - - = -
The9:5o am. and l1:l5 p. m. train through to CHI.
cinnhp without change With D. d o. Gleeplr
through 10 Cincinnati on the night train, g5lS -.
cago sleeper out OF Wheeling. : - -
columbus accommodation leaves Wheeling At
2:E PM, Bellaire At 2:0o H. daily except SUNDAY.
Mouncsv1lle accommodation. leaves WheClil 4
q H:od noon, and arrives Ut IouudEy1!la All l2;S
D. m, daily except Sunday, lsT.' n,
karmont accommodation At 4:l0 D, m, yS5
Through Coach from Wheeling to fYuatnrth
daily On No. g. leaving Wheeling al 1000 a. no tr.
irving at Cincinnati 1t $50 ,. m, ''S u 4 ~
T. q y. Sleeping Cans on al through t,sins. IS
CcSa connections arc mx,le tor ali points Eouth
and southwest, North and Northwest, maxine thT
desirable route Tor colonsts aud persous Ia eyitn
70 tae greAt VEST and 10 whom particular at.cii.
Itckets to all principal points on sale 1t Depot,
Seeming car accommodations can hc secute: At
Depot Ticket Olloe. L5lsif T. Q, DUREE, -
I'd Ticket Agent, B. y o. nepot,
S!.,s..!s Ticket Agent, under Mcclure Iouss, 4.
JOHN =. LANE, Tray. Psrsenge, Agent. s. ~ -.
Y: =. LORD. Gen. Pass Agent, ii. -; 4
ny. h. CLEMENTS, Manager s. ~. t4}4 .sJif
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Z, REMAnKB.

Arrivals this week .,.... ...... ISL
Afriva!s last week ..,.... ISL
ArrlvAlS ono year or
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SUMMER SCHOOL,!
Mountain Lake, !
GARRETT COUNTY, MD, $f,; Il
Summit Of the Allcghanies.
ADVANTAGES
"Hold tho Mirror up to Nature" ~ NJ I;
-ADV-ANT. AGES.
''Hold tho Mirror up to Nature"
a a. ia=sFsI ET nrTITIN5 H.g1GS =,

Tho culture and development Of tho voice for
conversation, reading, public address or slnginR.
special instruction In reading tho Bible and
Opportunities for Teachcis, Ministers and Plat.
form speakers generally. to learn how to use their
voices without discomfort or Injury. ,s sIS ltk
a short course III English Literature with special
direction for coar4e Of reading In English
classics that may DO pursued during the year. M
FRENCH AND GERMAN. i, A.
Natural methods Of instruction. by which pupfIH
who arc willing to apply themselves may obtsin In
q short coarse a correct pronunciation and degree
Of tncucy both til reading and III conversation. I .
Opportunity Tor conversation daily, especially at
table. This furnishes not only a superior advant'
sge TO teachers. but al4o 10 those Contemplating
European travel. Z; !, n = ~ ss7gl'
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.sAM!JUNEs' SAYINGS.

Sharp and EpigraInma,ici Sentences from
t,Bt.rEaI b Ills Latest Sermons. r a.
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FACULTY.

34 FACULTY.. III
Department Of ElocutIon md English Language
conducted by Mis-. NJ. STEVENS HART, PRINCIPAL
Of the "WaShtngtou School Of Elocuton and Eng,
lish Language" Washington, D. 9. sfg;gtJI ~
FoSTAiSs Professor t al french in ths Washing:
ton High School, Washington, D. q. 81
Department OF German, conducted by PRor. a,
Y; spANGooFp, Professor Of German at st. Paul's
School. Concord. N. II. & 4 F
pat.ment, which will DO rce 10 The students Of the
school. y { 81: ,5IIs:s 4
Special rates offered to clubs oil not lcss than q Y
StudeuS. l ~ "a g 4 Il X
Tor memebrs 10 Tho school. 3s '3sg5sr, jo4
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Heaven is just on the other side OF where
a fellow has done his level beat. The
man who thinks he's safe, and lies back
on hls oars losea heaven right there.
II ever isll I'll get up and run right
on; and If ! can't run I'll do some tall
crawling. 53s.t i3i{i ~ al
You take Baptist water, Methodist FIRE,
and Presbyterian "hold on to what you've
GOT. and you've got sight. - !
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~, GtNotNN1Il, o., July I3.-FIOur In lair demand,
wheat stronger; No. red 741Sc; receipts ID 81
busaes; shipments l9,0oo busheis Corn Ia good sSi
9emshd; az 70 mixed 4la49c; Oats stronger: No
tirmerni SIG o. Lard firm at 625o. Bull meat
iirmer; short rib4 Sc Bacon scarce and higher:
shoft cleaf 9.Ac. Buttcrstrong. sugar Hrm. Epes
barely steady at loc Cheese hrm. 90
,pHnADElPH1A, July ls.--flour steady and quiet
August S3aSsAc; September so saSlKc; October 81
asoHc. Torn. spot quiet and unchanged: futures
nothing doing. Oats, good demand for bright stock
at asmtI prices, dull 70. stained oats: bright No
steady: ho.2 white July s71IaSs1Ic; August a1sSa
Aac; eeptembtr sss14a3ihc; October s5EaSiNc.ss
TOLEDO. July l3..-Wheat lower; August 7Ske:
September 71Hc; Corn dull; No. 2, S71zc. oat
quiet; August 261%c ~ --ssF So -
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To Keep Pipes Sweet.

Hew York Mail and Express
Yes: but my pipe gets SO strong
That's no reason why you should smoke Gig
arettes."
'Bnt. doctor, can't afford to smoke cigars, I"
urged the young man. whose family physician
was lecturing him for indulging in the cigarette
habit.
There is no need of that either"
Il don't see how you make that out" replied
ihe youth
lyon can smoke a pipe that never gets strong
Yes. but don't like Turkish pipes. They are
cumbersome. and the long stem is always in the
way"
Il don't mean that kind of pipe mean a
ueerschaum-"
they always get strong
'There is where you are mistaken A meer-
schaum pipe that is properly smoked never gets
strong, but the stem does. Change the stem
Dnce or twice IN an evening. Use waxel-root
stems: They keep sweet longer than any other
wood in the world"
That's all right about the STEM but how do
you keep the bowl from getting strong9"
by properly coloring them. Use button in
the bottom of the bowl. That will prevent the
pipe from being burnt. Then take care not to
smoke fast enough to overhead the pipe The
porous material win absorb the nicotine. and the
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BITS OF FASHION.

Fine a1l-wool black serges make useful
dresses.
Lace and jet passe nenteries are the correct
trimmings for black silk dresses
Venetian green and new terracotta are COM
bined in broadcloth tailor gowns fresh from
Paris.
The long-haired raven black monkey skin for
muffs and Van Dyke collars will be IN high
favor this winter.
The reign of glitter in dress viii soon be over,
beads and beaded trimmings rapidly being
driven to the background.
Tea jackets matinee sacques charming
garments, made of soft surah or India silks.
trimmed with much gold embroidery and with
lace.
Long gloves for full dress have the kid only
long enough to cover the wrist. the rest of the
glove being made of lace net of exactly the same
shade.
The same latitude in details prevails in fash
ionabe garments this fall, in hats, bonnets,
dresses and wraps that has prevailed for sew
eral years.
Loops and streamers of expensive satin rib
bon fall from the backs of the crowns of Lon
don-made round hats of the wide-brlmmed
picturesque style.
Skirts very little trimmed, but the dry
goods man has no reason to mourn nor pater
famillas to rejoice The draperies are so long
and full that quite much material Is used as
In the days of founces and frills.
Ostrich feather boas are among the tasteful
novelties of the season: they are made of the
feathers in their natural shades or an black. or
else black and white together. To wear with
them entire bonnets of the feathers made
to lie fiat like fringe, or in small loops in rows.
The latest in the way of millinery oddities is
bonnet of s'pinked" leather, much resembling
those of last year made of embroidered kid or
chamois skin. The new hat covers might hail
from the saddlers' shops, but that they are most
of them decorated with pompons, feathers, and
the like. The color of the leather is terra Gotta.
Galloons and passementerie bands of every
sort very largely used on bodices IN
place of the surplus folds so fashionable for two
seasons past The bands are put on lengthwise,
at regular distances, and taper narrowly at the
waist. These trimmings are especially becom-
ing to women of stout figure.
The restoration to favor of the wide brimmed
hat is q source of satisfaction to many ladies
who found its ample picturesque style far more
becoming than any of the towering, narrow
shapes which have for several seasons past so
utterly dethroned it. The Gainsborough is, and
always has been. a favorite model in large hats
whenever large hats were in vogue
The market is now heavily stocked with
peEsses, ulsters, surtouts, English long coats,
Russian mantles, Marquise Jackets visites, red
ingotes closed and open up the back, French
camisards, fur-lined circulars, covered with
Gobelin- blue, dove gray, dark green, and other
colored broadcloths and banded with fur, and
endless variety of practical and fancy wraps
suitable for nearly every occasion.
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Women Worth Their Weight In Gold.
New York Mail and Express

Mrs. John Minturn is worth So 000 000
Mrs. Kate Terry is;worth nearly So, 000 600.
Mrs. Thomaa A. Scott counts her wealth at
So 600 000
Mrs John Jacob Astor is worth iabout $S, O00,-
900.
Mrs Edwin Stevens, of New York, has $I5,-
600. 900.
Mrs. Hetty Green, of New York, is worth
about $40, 600, 900.
Mrs. Robert Goelet, worth. $3, 000, 900, owes
her fortune to hardware.
Mrs. Jayne, the widow of the patent medicine
man, is worth SO, 900, 900.
Mrs Marshall o. Roberts is the eight-milion-
aire widow of a mining king.
Mrs. Martin Bates was left 81 800 900, which
her husband made in dry goods.
Mrs. Joseph Harrison. the widow of the man
who built the first railroad in Russia, has $4, 000,
O00
Mrs. Jane Brown received from her husbands
estate about 81, 00O, 900. which was accumulated
in banking.
Mrs. Josephine NJ Aver who gets her money
from patent medicine, is estimated to be worth
81, ,000, 900 to S. 000 900.
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sympathy for the Lonely.
Undertones, in San Francisco Chronicle.


A lady friend of mine advertised for servant
a few weeks ago. She put in the usual small
ad, and explanation, which she thought
demanded by the circumstances, she put mo
children" distinctly in the advertisement. She
had found one that suited, and was, as usual, g
little anxious to how she would turn out
There ring at the bell, and a stout
woman came in with two children. She was
ushered into the parlor.
Did you want to me?' asked the lady.
Eyes maam.'
well, what can do for you2"
II feel so sorry for you maam.n
'.Whyl'
ssYou advertised for servant, ma'am."
II did"
And your advertisement said you had no
children, an my heart just bled for you to think
you should be so desolate, ma'am and I've come
in to answer your advertisement, ma'am."
'sWell, but"
II said to myself, maam, Here's poor, des-
olate woman as hasn't got no chick nor child,
maam, to console herself with. ma'am.'"
'.But-I-i
Il know it must be hard maam, an I've come
to offer myself for the place, an I've got two
children, ma'am, as will liven you an the house
up, ma'am
But I've got servant now"
'Oh, indeed. Good mornin.. Come. children"
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To Save Life

Frequently requires prompt action. An
hours delay waiting for the doctor may
be attended with serious consequences,
especially in cases of Group, Pneumonia,
and other throat and lung troubles.
Hence, no family should be without a
bottle of Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
which has proved itself, in thousands of
cases, the best Emergency Medicine
ever discovered. 1t gives prompt relief
and prepares the way for a thorough
cure, which is certain to be effected by
it's continued use.
S. III. Latimer, NJ. D., Mt. Vernon,
Ga, SAYS: s I have found Ayers Cherry
Pectoral a perfect cure for Group in all
cases. / have known the worst cases
relieved in very short time by its use;
and advise all families to use it in sud-
den emergencies, for coughs. Group. &C."
A. j. Edison, NJ. D., Middletown,
Tenn, says: 81 have used Ayers
Cherry Pectoral with the best effect in
my practice. This wonderful prepara-
ton once saved my life. I had con-
slant cough, night sweats, was greatly
reduced in flesh, and given up by my
physician. One bottle and a half of the
Pectoral cured me-"
81 cannot say enough in praise of
Ayers Cherry Pectoral," writes u.
Bragdon, of Palestine, Texas, "be1iev-
ing as do that, but for its use, should
long since have died"
Ayers Cherry PeCtoraI,
PREPARED BY
Or. J. c. Aver & Co.,. Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists. Price 81; six bottles, $5.
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HUMoR OF THE DAY.
Gum-Yum.

Chew, chew, chew,
Oh, maiden, fancy freel
And would that my tongue could utaO
The thoughts that arise in me.
With gluck. gluck, gluck
Go thy jaws which never STILL
And oh, the sight of thy cavernous mouth,
And oh, my to.u bill
'Tis well for The youth who dreams
At night of thy beauty and grace,
That he sees thee not with thy quid of gum,
Distortine thy fair young face.
The car rumbles down the street,
Somewhere its rum BILE will cease,
But oh for the sight of jaw at rest
And mouth forever at peace.
chicago News.
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Peace heart that throbbed with sweet unworded song
Rest hands that bound souls in musc's chain.
What hearts have those swift fingers eased of pain!
Now death has eased thee, too, who tolled so long
The Mother of Music lulls thee her breast,
And breathes ner softest songs into thine ear;
The woven waters wrap thee-dost thou hear,
Through ALL the echong strains thou lovedst the besl
Sleep thou but know the world will not forget,
And if thou nearest the breakers on the shore,
In thy far depths. but deem their hollow roar
The thunderors applause that calls thee yet.
Albion airy Fellows.
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FavOrs.
Harper's Weakly,

Its nothin' but perlitical parties in my house,
Sarah. There's Jimmy. he's Pro'bishunist;
Eddys Hinry Georger; Patsy's Jimercrat-
same as his poor father was, God bless him.
Tommy, he's fined the Progressive Labor party;
an would you believe it, Clemantina, my only
gal Clemantina, come last night an asked if she
might jine the progressive ewker party just
formed in the neighborhood, an, she said it
no end of favors she was to get. I let her
fine
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Now just tell me, what did you have fo1
Rather Embarrassing.
Boston Advertiser.

Jones was looking around the students exhibi-
ton in the National Gallery with an artist
friend, a lady who had the luck to have one of
her pictures hung, ''Show me-" he said 1.-The
successful painting" '.There it is, the portrait
of lady" ''Oh, charming as to execution, but
how did you come to get hold of such an ugly
modelF ''Why, it happens to be my mother!'
replied the artist. 'Your mother" exclaimed
poor Jones, greatly embarrassed. Dear me!
You must pardon me- and still. if hadn't been
such stupid. night have recognized it Why,
you're as like as two peas"
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Wealthy but No. Refined.
New York Sun.

New York Sun.
Miss Waldo-I met that young Mr.. Wabash, of
Chicago, this afternoon Oh Beacon street.
mamma.
Mother-Did you, my 'dear9 He is wealthy, is
he not2
Miss Waldo-Yes; his manners crude,
though. He lifted his hat politely enough, but
said: ''Why, hello, Miss WaldoF just if one
were telephone, you know
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Wanted Recreation.
Chicago Tribu ne.

Chicago Tribune
Intellectual Young Lady-Have you any work
giving full exposition of the Schleswig Hol-
stein questions
Clerk at Book Store-I don't know of any
such book
Young Lady (weariedly)-I was in hopes
could find it here have just come from a
meeting of our Browning club and want some
light reading for recreation.
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Domestic Lie in Utah.
Omaha World.

OmaSa World
Mormon Wife-Pretty time of night for you
to come home.
Husband-Its only II O'clock!
Only II o'clock!"
Yes YOU know when we were engaged you
never let me leave until nearly midnight"
s.What of itW