St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-12-11

MR.. NEILLSNILLE.
Neillsville, Wis.-Where does the
wife OF the noted Louis Riel reside?
How many newspapers and magazines
are published at st. Paul?
First-She resides somewhere in eter-
nifty. She moved from earth about
year ago.
Second-Twelve.
TRTXY.
st. Paul-Where can get a tooth
from the mouth of river? Where can
] get a hair from the head of navigation?
When is girlthe prettieSt?
First-At the fartheSt point from its
head.
SecOnd-Saint Paul will give you one.
Third-Just after she has washed her
face and hands and cOmbed her hair.
VICTOR COHEEN.
t.Paul-PleaSe let me know if Emma
AbbOtt's father is living, and if so,
where at?
He is living in Minneapolis.
L. NJ. NJ.
St. Paul-What is a young girl to do
who thinks a great deal of a young man
who has several friends who are trying
10 cut her out? My position is a very
critical one. How must | act toward
him to gain his affections? How many
written languages are there?
First-Act as nearly the perfect lady
as possible.
SecOnd-2,1 80.
NO NAME.
notwithstanding your advice and re-
plies in the GLOBE, | may frankly state
that have the highest regard of your
opinion. Will you kindly advise me in
this dilemma? l stopped chewing to-
bacco two months ago and find myself
now an nveterate smoker. When L
chew | rarely smoke. | cannot give up
both of these habits but can refrain
from either one easily. Now, which
habit would you advise me to give up?
Give up the habit of using tobacco,
by all means.
ROBERT F. BROOKS.
De Smet, Dak.-l want to get married
and can't get anybody that will have
me. Why? What plan would you
suggest for me to make myself agree
able to ladies? Girls tell me that | am
foolish right to my face. How can
change myself from that?
First-Because you spend too much
time with girls who are acquainted with
Second-Talk to them through tele-
phone.
Third-Turn your back on them.
BENEDICT.
know if there is a matrimonial bureau
in St. Paul or Minneapolis. There are
hundreds OF young men who would ap
preciate properly conducted inStitu-
tiOn OF this kind. Many of them have
no friends or relatives in these cities
and find it difficult to make the ac-
Quaintance of the fair sex and in con-
sequence become diSSipated.
There is no such bureau in either
city. There is no need of a young man
becoming disSipated on this account. If
he is put up on manly principles he can
get married inside of ten days. After
he's married, if he bankers after a mat
rimOnial bureau. he can buy one. but
he'll find it mighty inconvenient. how
ever. when he comes to move, unless he
locks the drawers.
Abe.
St. ClOud-What is your opinion in
regard to Northern Pacific indemnity
lands which the government have de
clared as public? Who is king of Spain?
What kind of a hand do | write?
First-QuiZZ absolutely refuses to eX-
pose his opinion during winter weather
for fear he will catch cold in it.
SecOnd-AlphOnSO, son of Isabella
second.
Third-A very fair hand capable of
much improvement.
a CONSTANT READER.
st. Paul-Will you be kind enough TO
tell me in SUNDAYS GLOBE what the
fare is from St. Paul to New Orleans.
Kansas City, Boston or st. Louis?
To New Orleans. S33.S5: Kansas City,
$3.50; Boston, $500; st. Louis, S15.S5.
MERCY MONROE.
Point Douglas. Minn.-IS there any
place in Minnesota where boys can be
taught a trade by which to earn a living
outside Of a reform or imbecile school?
Boys can be apprentced to artisans.
WILDER PALMER.
Bloomington. Minn.-What would be
the size and the cost of silO large
enough to hold ensilage for fifteen COWS
daring winter?
Twenty feet square and ten feet deep.
J. }. GRIMES.
st. Paul-Would you please inform me
why dog turns around three times be-
fore he lies down? Who is the hOmeliest
druggist in St.Paul? Who is the belle of
St. Paul?
First-Because it is much easier for
him to turn around three times before he
lies down than afterwards.
SecOnd-Carl Simmons.
Third-Minnie Apolis.
A SUBSCRIBER.
st. Pdnl-If | should go TO furrier
and buy cap which proved to be lit
tie small, ana should take it back to
have it altered TO fit me by inserting a
small piece of fur in the back of the
band. would that he altering the cap?
If | should buy cap and the fur COM
prising the band did not suit NE, and l