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The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
AGUE BUSTERS.

Do you want to get nice Christ mas present? If so go 10 work for us at once. Any person who will send us q list of TWENTY new sub seribers to THE TIMES, will receive from us q present, of their own selection, from any store in Forrest City, which advertises in this paper, worth S6. Cash for all subscriptions to accompany tho order. Any per son who will send us list of TEN new subscribers will recelve a pres ent, as above, worth S3. For FIVE new subscribers we will send you this paper one y-ar free of charge and give you Twenty books, by best authors. Go to work at once and you can easily make the twenty by Christmas, Who will be the first.
 Some of the business interests of our town have no cards iii our columns and we would take thls occasion to say that, tho man who expects to keep pace with his neighbor in business must advertise or he cannot go on to success. We hope that they do not withhold their advertisements upon the ldea that 1t would be moro like benevol- ent donations to patronize a paper with an advertisement, for such IS not the case. The more advertise ment we carry the better the bus mess of our town IS seen by the people, and the man who is not seen in the advertising columns is regarded with disfavor as busi- ness man, by those who are not fully and intimately acquainted with him. A husin'ss ss card be- speaks public spirit and it is the public spirited man who attracts the customer. The space Tn news paper advertising columns is sold to merchants the same as the mer- chants sell goods 10 their customer, and as one gets value received for his money, so, also, does the other. Stevens Monitor.
 After January lst, we will malz e Monthly settlements with our patrones, instead of quarterly as heretofore. We hope the good people will not send any work in our line out of Forrest City Your interests are our interests, and vice versa. Our subscri bers, with one voice, exclaime, that we are issuing the best county paper ever published in St, Francis county, and we do not hesitate to say we believe we deserve the confidence and patronage ofthis people. Our prices are very reasonable, Tn fact, much cheaper than those charged in other towns, We spend our money at home and naturally ex- pect the home people to sup. port the paper. Those merchants or others who do not believe that advertising will pay them should hear what Mr. J. J. Evans, of the firm of H. Evans & Co has to say. He placed a full page advertise ment in THE TIMES for one month, and four days after the first issue he says; "I have already been benefited more than the whole cost of the advertisement" He has learned, from experience, that ex- tensive advertising will bring the best results. A trial will ool.- vInco the most skeptical. Prices made known on application.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
koJic HIcTCDc Entirely Tastelss; Per AUUE bu0lEnS, fseuy Harmless. 50 Cts.

TIE TINES has ordered fine Christmas supplement and those who receive it will get something nice.
 In experimenting with various remedies you may "go farther and fare worse" Stick to La-cu-pia only.
 Russell, Graham X Co. will sell you handsome BEDSTEAD for Sl50, Sl 75-or g. Examine their stock.
 Mrs. E. L. Yadakin and DORA ANNETTE left Thursday for Mem phis, on q visit to relatives and friends.
 Dr. Scutt, of Texas, brother of c. B. and J. l.. Scott, of thls county was a pleasant caller at thls office Saturday.
 U. G. King, of the Leetonia, O., Democrat, doubted the Man-a.ln testimonials. Wrote and found them true.
 Mrs. Alice Buchanan, of Little Rock, nee Miss Alice Lyton, Of this place, is visiting her mother this week.
 V. B. Izard & Co. are daily ad- ding to their extensive stock, and invite he public 10 call and eX- amne same. Elwood Sballcross, latc editor of Saturday Journal, Wheeling, w. Va, was cured of kidney trouble by Pe-ru-na.
 Mrs. W. s. Graham, who had been in Memphis several days, returned home Saturday, after g i pleasant trip.
 The ladles of the Presbyterian churcA are preparing to render the play "Mrs Jarley's Wax Works, " from Dickens.
 Aaron Young, of Arlington Tenn, WAS In the city Thursday seeking a situation 10 learn the art preservatIve.
 Forrest City has shipped 6800 | bales of cotton up to last night. The total shipment last season was 9500 bales.
 Everything you can think Of in the way of Furniture at T. A. Hatcher's at rock bottom prIces. Give hlm q call. Dr. P. VanPatten attended the funeral of his brother-in.low, Auditor w. R. Miller, in Little Rock Wednesday.
 B. F. shcrrod returned from a visit 10 Tipton. Tenn, and other points Wednesday. He reports a most pleasant trip.
 The most complete line of Cloth ing can be found at Wynne, Den his & Beck's at prices that will make you smile.
 For Carpets, Ollcloth, Oilrugs, l Rugs, Mating, etc, call at Y. A. Hatcher's. His line is complete, and he sells cheap.
 Miss Fannie Dye, of Tennessee, is visiting numerous relatives here. She is at present the guest of her aunt, Mrs. E. c. Dye.
 A new serlal, entitled "TreasurC Island" commenced in this mum. Der of THE TIMES, will prove very interesting to our readers.
 We have several thousand large white envelopes-No. l0-and will sell them cheap with or without printing. They are firsl-class.
 Accordeons of all sizes and prices, and numerous other musical instruments, mark ed down, at ". F. Horney < Bros.
 Mrs. J. E Stone entertained 6 few young folks Monday night, NuterackIng was the attraction, and all enjoyed the eYening hugely.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
nueklen,. Arniea salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises. sores, ulcers. salt rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands, ehiiblains, corns and all skin eruptiOns, and posi- lively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satls- faction, or money refunded. Price p cents per box. For sale by C. r. Hin- ton,
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

II. B. Gwyn S Co. have justr ceivcd the prcttiest lot of Glass ware ever brought to Forrest Guy.
 Ton couldn't buy rrotlier Christmas present that 2 pair of those beautiful Vases at W. F.. Horney X Bros.
 Why will you cough when Shi- loh's Cure will give immediate re- lief? Price 10 cts, 50 cts. and Sl. 5 Id by C. F. Hinton.
 T. II Parham only charges 8 per baie for ginning and wrapping cotton where customer delivers his own cotton and seed.
 M 0N\A life m 'IS are so sorrowfaIiy rtl iS let let alone on sccoun. of Dyspepsia. Ackers Dyspepsia Tablets will cure Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Constipation; sold on . positive guarantee Gl g and % cents, by C. F. Hinton.
 Boots and Shoes! T. A. Hotch- CTS stock IS complete, and he is prepared to give you satisfaction, both as regards quality and price.
 Reho X Boyle, have the finest brands of Fresh Oysters, and have just received a supply of nice fres% celery. Oysters 50 ceuts per can.
 c. F. Hinton has the incest and best arranged drug store in tho state. He can supply you with anything you need in the way of drugs.
 Special prices in all departments for inc next fifteen days at V. B. lzard X Co.'S. Don't fail 10 call and see them, and they will save you money.
 The County Wheel will meet with the Poplar Grove Wheel on December 31st. A full attendance is desred as there will be business of importance.
 The editors of newspapers get very little credit for the good they do, and are subjected 10 the vilest clIucisms from all upon whose toes they tread.
 Dolls, all sizes and styles, beau, tiful for the little ladies, and all sorts of tin toys, a great variety, at prices too low to quote, at w. F. Horney X Bros.
 Mrs. Lena Sneed will start about the 10th for a visit to relatives and friends in Texas. The home of Mr. and Mrs S. A. Chcry, will be the first visited.
 There are few men who actu- ally believe they are dolng a charitable act in patrouizIng q newspaper. and their chariy bills are not iarge either.
 For dyspepsia and liver com plaint you have a printed guaran tee on every bottle of ShiIoh's Vitalizer. IL never fails to cure. Sold by c. F. Hinton.
 Are you made miserable by in- digestion, constipation, dizziness, loss of appetite, yellow skin? Shi- loh's NiiaIizer is positive cure Sold by c. F. Hinton.
 Hello There. Did you know Wynne. Dennis X Beck have mur- dcred high prices. If not give them call and be convinced, low prices have come 10 stay.
 Messrs. Fondren, Pettus and Legg, as polite and attentive a corps of salesmen as any house could desire. are still before the public at V. B. Izard X Co.'S
 Go 10 B. F. McCrarys for Thur bers Celery Salt. Fire Crackers and Christmas Toys. Also just re- ceived fine assortment of Blank < Bros Candy and Candy Toys.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
TOWN AND COUNTY.

 Trade with l.. ROLLWAGE S co. Read the full-page advertise meut.
 The winter promises to be very severe.
 There was slight snow Sunday afternoon,
 Oll papers at this office 25cts per hundred.
 s. Daltroff, of Wynne, was in the city Monday.
 Mss Mamie Thayer is visiting near Chicago.
 W. S. Hughes, of Haynes, was in town Tuesday.
 Oysters served Tn any style at Rceo X Boyl's.
 Saddles, Brdles, Whips, etc, at Hatchcr's, cheap.
 PIrTSBURG COAL sold at L. Rollwage X Co.'s.
 W. I. Derrick, of Marianna, was in town Saturday.
 Read The Little Rock Conner cial College local.
 Mss Maggie Nash is visiting et Wynne this week.
 Cotton sold for 93-S cts. in thJs market Thursday.
 Prices uniformly low on all goods ai J. E. Ketchem's.
 Mrs. Vital Lesca, of Colt, was in the city Saturday.
 Jonesboro wants street lamps just our fix exactly.
 C. F. Hinton was Tn Memphis Monday on business.
 Buy your LIME and CEMENT al l.. Rollwage X Co.'S.
 Curtains and fixtures at Hatch CTS, marked low down.
 J, l.. Brandon was in Memphis Oh busircss Wednesday.
 Dr. E. o. Moore, of Helena, was in the city over Sunday.
 It is the live advertisers who do the bulk of the business.
 Buy your SCHOOL BOOKS at l.. ROLLWAGE 6 cos.
 Col. Bob Newel, oi Little Rock, was Tn the city yesterday.
 Jersey Flannels, cheap, at Wy Dennis X Beck's.
 Sixteen loayes of Bread for One Dollar at l'oho X Boyle's.
 F. II Baulch, of Helena, visited friends Tn the city Sunday.
 Christmas Goods Christmas Goods at c. F. Hinion's. s. P. McDanIol, of McDaniels, was in town Monday night. T. E. Prewctt and s. E. Johnson visited Pine Bluff last week. c. II. Banks, of Palestine, was ir town on business. Saturday. A cold drizzling rain has been falling for forty-eight hours. Read the new serial story and the state news on he inside. Toy Watches, cents each, for the boys, at J. E. Ketehem's. Car load of Furniture for sale at hard-time prices at llatcher's. Try Hatcher's 50 Ladies' Kid Saoes. They are hard to beat. Dry Goods in endless variety at T. A. Hatcher's mammoth store. Eight. Stands of Bees for sale. Apply at this office. no26,2. School Books at introduction prices at Russell, Graham X Co., > Miss Hattie VanPatten has re- turned from visit to Little Rock. Cigars and Tobacco a speelaIty m job lots at II. B. Gwyn X Co.'S B. Sangster, of Palestine, was registered al the Avery Saturday.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
Massey--Hartin.

Mir John Massey, of Yawkney, and Mrs Mary Martin W ere quietly married rear Palestine on Novem- Der goth, Esq J. B. Klnton, of Franks township, tying the knot. May they live happily, and read HE TIMES.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

Cooking and Heating Stoves are found in endless varic'y in the cellar at Wynne, Dennis & Beck's at stlll lower prices than ever before. 1t will pay you to examine them.
 SNSNGs Ass s5st, gre s1 tFs55a ,$doGTs ps'yiS TiS Windy Colic, Tee,hing Pains, or Stomach Disorders, can be relieved at once by using Acker's Baby Sooiher lt contains no Opium or Morphine, hence is safe. Price % cents. Sold by c. r. Hinton.
 The Furniture parlor of Wynne, Dennis & Becl's is upstairs. You just ought to go and examine Inc elegant line in stock and hear them quote low prices. They know how 10 please.
 W. F. Hornev & Bro. have just opened q large and varied stock of Holiday Goods, and invite you to call and examne them before purchasing elsewhere. Call early and select from a full stock. A c\Sor,e Blood Elixir is the only teed. Itisa positive cure for Ulcers, EruP tions or Syphilitic Poisoning. ltpurifies the whole system, and banishes all Rheumatic and Neuralgia pains. We guarantee it by C. r. Hinton.
 For the next thirty days we will sell Queensware and G asswarc at bottom prices, in order to make room for our Christmas stock. Call early and get bargains. Respect fully, H. B. GwYN X Co.
 II. B. Gwyn X Co. have just re- ived beautiful lIne of Oh, rotmos, OH Paintings, Wall Pockets Braek cts, Towel Racks, Clock Shelves etc, al Memphis priees, they were purchased direct from tire factory.
 When you are looking for Christmas Goods don't stop until yor get to II. B. Gwyn & Co.'S as they have the largest and best as sorted stock in Eastern Arkansas, and will sell them at rock-bottom prices.
 Two brands of fine large Fresh Oysters are now on sale al Spence X Campbell's, at forty and fifty cents per can. They receive them direct from the canning establish ment. and guarantee them to be fresh and nice.
 Ladies should call at T. A. Hateher's and sec the beautiful line of Cloaks, Walking Wraps, Jack cts, etc, and examine the exquisite line of Kid Gloves. Al the latest styles and colors. Give him a call and get bargains.
 When ordering your Jug for Med cal Purposes see that your merchant orders it from Wooten Bros, of Memphis. It will eer- tainIy be the best, as they handle nothing but THE FINEST, sell the closest, AND DELIVER THE DAY OR DERED.
 Parties contemplating purehas- Ing a nsw Buggy or new Set of Harness will do well to call on Russell, Graham & Co.,, and get q bargain. They have fine line on hand and wtll sell them at rock bottom pwces. Go and see them and be convinced.
 Jerseys, Notions, Millinery, and complete stock of Dry Goods, all m the latest styles, can be found at the mammoth threc-foof store of Wynne, Dennis < Beck. If you don't see what you want just ask for it. They can eer. tainly please you.
 Parties wishing to purchase wholesale bills of Toys, Christ, mas Goods, etc. will save money by examining II. B. Gwyn & Co., s stock before purchasing, as they bought their stock direct from New York, and can give you prices as low as Memphis or St. Louis.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
syrun of Figs

Is natures own true laxative. It is the most easily taken and the most effective remedy known to. cleanse the system when bilious or eostive; to dis pei headaches. colds and levers; to cure habitual constipation. indigestion, piles, etc. Manufactured only by the
 California Fig Syrup Company, San
 Francisco, Cal.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
From the Golden City.

II. A. Warwick. Golden City, Mo, writes: 'I have tried your c. c. C., Certain Chill Cure" and find it due to the name Certain as it cured me of chills and fever after all remedies failed" Warranted at H. Evans & Co
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
Notice.

All those indebted to V. B. Dye are hereby notified that their ac- counts have been placed in my hands for collection. Please come forward and settle at once, and save costs of judgment.
 w. H. Aldridge.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

TIE firm of Baird S Bright, we'll known to every newspaper reader in Arkansas, has been dissolved by mutual consent. Mr. Bright retiring. The business will be conducted by Mir. Baird, Us heretofore.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

TIE Courier-Jonfnal hos put in several type-setting machines, and in q few days will give them a practical test. If they are a success TIE TIAEs will have one sure.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

IELNN Naraara a8a Nanudale aere AHAE rs hg be uHNniHg of ihf sfeat it0a bsii ftp sesntf C. F. choetcau, on tho morning of the 2lth.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
@@ ~ GrOepFsCsi

H. B. Gwyn X Co.'S grocery department is now full, and they propose not to be undersold. Call i, and they will save you money.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
For Safe.

I will. sell my Ten Pin Alley and other interests at the Stuart Springs cheap for cash. E. l.. yArAKiS.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
Sale.

Or Exchange for land near Forrest City.One Norm n Stallion, One Clydesdale Stallion and One Harness Stallion. For further in formation apply 10
 CHAs II SANDERS,
 Forrest City Ark.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03
AGUE BUSTERS

Mrs 0. B. Rollwage and Mrs. ilarl spent | thursday at Haynes in tbe eausc of temperance.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

Cooking and Heating Stoves are found in endless varic'y in the cellar at Wynne, Denuis < Beck's at siiIl lower prices than ever before. lt will pay you to examine them.
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

No Arsenic, Qainins or Stryehnine. Price 50 cts
The Forrest City times., 1887-12-03

For Bilious Fever and sg MAlaTial Troubles. D cts.
Telegram-herald., 1887-04-18

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Telegram-herald., 1887-04-18

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Telegram-herald., 1887-04-18
THE SILLY GEESE.


Two eecse, upon . Summer pond.
Were swimming qg4te dcmurc.g,
Two ncy.. upor iRe shnre beyond,
Were ha'ehlns s8izeaicf surely.
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Ueor each crl. cod bgited.
And fAls they Ia the pond diG finz.
Nniie patiently taes waited
o. slly gscSe q. sslis geese
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Tnrr -riv f1of sgtlDsf your peace.
-. take ms timely wsrn.0e
bat ou tAov rssifd % gam The rrlzs.
Ana sad disaster fofowcd
NAattfars rain wese In tleir eyes
Wbcu balts ..s.4 Eeo<s wese sua!ioweii
One zoose "a oa. ED - tlss slri4E.
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So lHErace WITH RI - those wicked hoys
T. osls ther 1eariy double
EoF sint1i thus 20 md tho Icys
Ia o,h~rS pam and trOu0le,
o. silly r-ese, o Silly geesci
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TIL 1e8th cos1e % relieve tfem-
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GToenE BlRDsETE-
Telegram-herald., 1887-04-18

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Telegram-herald., 1887-04-18

ltisa . great nlstake g. sappose hat
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eompllshing the purposes for wh'ch i
Was projected IL was q scheme Of the
railroads and the railroads are getting
shs bsas6t OF i.
Telegram-herald., 1887-04-18

And now 81. CLsf sLAsD has commit
ts<i lhe 1ssaoas sin o. wearing lEvenrsr
kid sfleVss just hks the PFines u Wales.
iis Iasst Os fsnisisss mAn inased vhen
e-ssasn papsr8 have t. dss,sBa 10 such
uinss IN order ~ hnd nAws IN him.
Telegram-herald., 1887-04-18

A Doctor OF DIVINITY e. Scrsbtob holds
thai the bicycle - q aeans II srsee.
heesass IlAn must - sobsr o. riiso
Il uass b. zdmistsi that thia IA ossler
isst q sobFists shsn uaikiek a eFsek