Western cyclone., 1887-03-17
MISSING LINKS.
THE ANARCHISTS SONG

" I. THE ANARCHISTS SONG.
Ven sell all the land for whisky and gin,
And when it's all gone We'll divide it ag'in:
Well abolish all laws and do as we please,
Wen rob all the banks and live at our ease;
Wen bring to this land all criminals and fools,
And teach them to vote gin churches and
schools;
Wen hang all the Judges who question our
Wen blow up the rich with strong dynamite;
Wen eat up the food Of the Yankee who
And when nothing is left eat the Yanks them
selves.
The Wasp.
There is talk Of connecting the United
States and Mexico by building a bridge
over the Rio Grande at Laredo.
r. A. Proctor says that in sixteen
million years not drop of water will
remain on the surface of the earth
Twenty-Five years ago there was only
one Catholic church in Cincinnati, O.;
now there are twenty, with forty-eight
thousand members.
Congressman Gay, of Louisiana.
sWeetens his labors for the dear people
with the cheerful reflection that be has
$l.5OO,OOO invested in sugar planta-
tons.
Osceola, a town on the west side of
the Cascades, in Washington territory,
boasts of schoolmistress of eighteen
summers and weight of 1926 pounds.
She is the one attraction of the town.
Hiram P. Revels, the first colored
man elected to the United States Sen
ate, is now well-to-do farmer in Mis-
sissippi. There have been two ne
Senators and thirteen Represents 80
The well authenticated storj - 80 Tho
Cars panic-stricken and dr. NJ, 49,. 49,
dition are declared by his ora, 1T;
Pau Mall Gazette to be ..,,n,,,;+;oa+od
trash Of the vilest an s;ltiest dascrin-
ton" Si1ii0S' o0SoilP-
The public .ebt Of Canada has in
creased 9IO minute during the whole
Of pr 20 IN Macdonald's administra-
tlon' lowing ten working hours day
anu twenty-six working days to the
.onth.
In little churchyard down the Sus-
uuehanna Valley is humble tomb
stone inscribed with the name of a
worthy woman and this incription in
expressively inaccurate English: "She
done what she could"
A Nebraska City bachelor declares
that the girls down there are so anxious
to get married that man $50 hOmely
that the reflection of his face will dent
a new milk PAM can get dozen offers
In day without asking.
The first window-glas ever made in
this country was manufactured at
Pittsburg, Pa, in 1895. From that
date to the present Pittsburg has been
the acknowledged center of the glass
making industry in the United States.
A novel sort of protective duty is be-
ing advocated in England, and it is
stated that it may possibly be adopted.
It is proposed to impose tax of $25 a
year upon all foreigners working in
England. 1t is estimated that the tax
would yield about $2,50O,00O a year,
and would fall principally upon Ger
mans.
The fighting spirit of the French
army is at the boiling point, and is
kept there by the leaders. who find
that it makes the men willing workers
and cheerful bearers of hardships. II
the war that seems coming should be
averted, there will be some hundreds
of thousands of the most disappointed
thirsters after glory that the world has
ever known.
A descendant of President Monroe
writes to the Washington Post DENYING
the published statement that Monroe
became overwhelmed with debt and
fed to New York to escape creditors
and finally died in poverty. He says
that his distinguished ancestor left q
large unencumbered estate in Loudoun
county, Virginia, and personal property
worth $4,000, as records show.
The sherifs of England are taken
from gentlemen residing in county
who are supposed to be rich. The
selection is arbitrary (although il
sometimes happens that some wealthy
snob who has just settled in a county
announces his readiness to serve) and
the expense, which averages about 81
500, is sometimes heavy tax upon the
unlucky gentlemen who are pushed in.
to the honor
E. E. Larkin, of Albany, n Y, has
in his possession the saber carried by
Col. K. Wood at the time he was killed
in the battle of Fort Erie, ut Lundy'
Lane, in the war of 1912. Larkin
who is nephew of Col. Wood. will
present the saber to the state bureau
of military records. A beautiful and
substantial monument to the momory
Of Col. Wood has been erected at West
Point, and is one of the objects of in
terest to visitors at that place.
Corn is the source of nearly all the
starch manufactured in the United
States. In other countries laundry
starch is made from potatoes, wheat
rice, and other materials. In Maine
starch is made from potatoes to some