The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-07-30

Ely's Cream Balm was recommended to
me by my druggist as a preventive to hay,
fever. Have been useing it as directed
since the 9th of August and have found it a
specific for that much dreaded and lGdth-
some disease. For ten years or more have
been a great sufferer each year, from August
9th till frost, and have tried many alleged
remedies for its cure, but Ely's Cream Balm
is the only preventive | have ever found
Hay fever sufferers ought to know OF its
efficacy-F. B. AinswUrth, Publisher.
lndianapolis, Ind.
"A correspondent writes to a Boston
paper asking the correcs pronunciation of
Boucicault. Many have pronounced him a
good actor but a poor PLAYWRIGHT.
"A counterfeit-the nice young man
who measures lace in dry goods store.
Ladies will find relief from their Costive
ness, Swimming in the Head, Collie, Sour
Stomach, Headache, Kidney troubles ETC.,
by taking dose of Simmons Liver Regula-
tor after dinner or supper, so as to move the
bowels once a day. Mothers will have
better health and the babies will grow more
robust by using the Regulator. lfan infant
shows signs of Collie, nothing like few
drops in water for relief. The Genuine has
the red u on front Of Wrapper.
ALI signs fail in dry times except
winks.
Why is it that men who eat great
deal are always proud of it, while men who
scarcely eat anything are constantly boast
ing of it.
Hay Fever, Asthma. Relief guaranteed
Fontaine's Cure. For sale by c. 4. Horn
! "A good fight-phos-phite
An old maids watchword-me-mon.
to.
No Cure-No Pay.-A new departure il
medical science! Fontaine's cure for throat
and lung diseases has cured after all othel
remedies failed. For sale at DIR. G. I
Horns drug store.
The social tea-repartee.
"A fre-escape-goiug to heaven wheI
you die.
DIR. LloYds family medicines-no cur,
no paY-at q. T. Horns Central Drui
Store.
"A paradox-why, two ducks, to b
sure.
For Rheumatism use Dr. Lloyd's fam
lily mediclne-no cure no pay--at q. i
Horns Central Drug Store.
"A receiving teller-a gossfping woman
1T isn't every animal that can build IL
own pen but even the lowest N intelligenc
can propagate.
The Rev Geo III. Thayer, of Bourbon
Ind, SAYS; "Roth myself ard wife owe on
lives TO Shiloh's Consumption Cure" Sol
by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Siery, Weisi
port.
The policeman should watch that OIL
ers may not prey.
Are you made miserable by Indigestion
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite
Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vitiiizer is positiN
cure. Sold by DIR. Horn, LehightOn, an
Biery, Weissport.
"A cook can change his pGts--a leopal
can not.
Why will you cough when Shiloh's Gu
will give immediate relief Price 10 ct
so cts. and 81. Sold by DR.. Horn, Lehig
ton, and Biery, WeissPort.
"A locomotive that blows to pieces is
new mechanical toy.
\ Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy positive Gu
for Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker Mout
- Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Bier
I Weissport.
! "A bone Felon-A person convicted
robbing a grave.
r ]. A. Taylor, of Clifton, Kansas, writ
n -"Dr. Seth Amold's Cough Killer is Il
: only preparation he dares TO recommen
r, II has never faild to suit"
DIR, Seth Arnolds Sugar Coated Bilio
Pills unequaIled for costiveness, jaundi,
. liver troubles. 25c.
y -k railing passiOn-the desire to
president.
The many remyrkable cures Hoods Sari
parilla acoomplishes are sufficient pre-
thatit does possess peculiar curative powe
- -"oh, Nj. Lighthead," remarked NJ
oidgirl, with a simper, "I've seen j.
eighteen happy summers to-day" "OT
sighteen happy ones" replied he, vi
pity In his tone. "What an unhappy l
yop must have had