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A FHNALE POCKET-BOOK GRABBER--Wednesda
evening while Miss Maggie Lynch was standing
at the corner of Second street and Massachusetts,
her pocketboOk containing rs cents and other
articles. The case was reported to the police and
arrested girl named Ella Green. She was tried
in the Police Court and held for the action OF the
grand Jury.
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Warmer thau Yesterdav.
TO-DAY BEATS THE RECORD OF YESTERDAY AN
THERE Is NO SIGN REL

TO-DAY BEATS THE RECORD OF YESTERDAY AND
THERE rs NO SIGN OF RELIEF.
The weather to-day was slightly warmer even
than yesterday. The thermometer at z O'Clock
this morning registered 75 degrees, one degree
higher than at the same hoar yesterday. When a
STAR reporter called at the Signal ONCE to-day he
was shown the mornings map by the weather
prophet, who explained the hieroglyphics and in
tertwining circles and curves wandering over the
map OF the entire country, by mournruIly stating
that there was no apparent prospect OF a
relief from the prevailing hot weather up here
In New England and the lake region" he said rum
ming his finger over several hundred miles, "the
temperature has dropped considerably. That Is
the area OF local showers this morning, and IL
Is passing of In anortheasterly direction ought
to get our thunder storm here this evening, II we
are going to have any. That would give tempo
rary relief by cooling the atmosphere; but" look
ing carefully up in the Manitoba region, al can't
see any indications OF a cool wave. You see" he
continued, sweeping his hand over all the SOUTH
ern and Middle States, shot weather prevails all
through here and we are getting our share OF it,"
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Many NOtables Arriving to COngratu.
late the Queen-The American Con
tingent.


late the Queen-The American Con-
tingent.
LONDON, June 1s.-The king Of Saxony, Prince
Ludwig OF Bavaria, Prince and Princess William
ofPrussia, and the Princess ofSaxe-Meiningen have
arrived in London for the purpose OF taking part
In the ceremonies attending the queens jubilee
Also the following: Archduke Rudolph, crown
prince OF Austria, Prince Ernst and Princess Alex
andrlne OF Coburg-Gotha, and Prince
Henry Of Prussia, second son Of the
crown prince who arrived with an
escort Of seven German torpedo boats. The king
and queen Of Belgium, Prince Gustav, crown
prince or Sweden, Prince Karl August, heir-appar-
ent OF SaXe-Weimar, and MOnslgnOr Rufro Scilla,
the special papal envoy, viii arrive tonight. The
German crown prince and his family are the
guests OF the queen at Windsor Castle, where the
royal visitors are enjoying gala time.
AMERICANS WHO WILL ATTEND.
The Following Americans will attend the Jubilee
ceremonial on Tuesday: Mr.. JAS Russell Lowell,
Gen. Lawton, U. s. minister to Austria, who ar.
rived to-day; Mr.. Jas. G. Blaine, Senator Hale,
Senator Mcpherson, and MIR. Perry Belmont. The
Marquis or Salisbury, at the Queens command,
mas requested Mr. Phelps, Y. s. minister, to attend
at Buckingham Palace on Monday, to deliver Pres
1dent Cleveland'S jubilee congratulations.
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RANGE OF THE THERMONETRR-The following
were the readings at the signal ONCE to-day: a.
M IS; 2 p.m., 81; maximum. 80: minimum, IL
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In q SO-Ns - . l..
III r ST. ne, 6r....l6.30
) ll5 Z st. ne. Or.
I !.2O6 Va. av. u. W.. Or. 1870
, - q st. n-w- .ir-.. 1870
!J229 q St NV, Ar. -.10.30
} dos K ST. Sc, 6r. 1890
80 h st. Sc, Or. .-...10.30
20 st. Mary's RI. or. 1890
J 921. rear 9:2,2 18th St.
or. Recommendation
Ills + ST., 2r, Sd floor. 10
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l. g 'ldSt NV. or Is 81
2O3 T 81. ne. 6r....S11-40
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200 , st he, Sr-.---1I.3U
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baltimore Markets.

with coupons. 40: thress 64. bid today
dal-middlns. liz Flour steady except decline Of
1sH on an GRADE rae city mills heat g nom
ss' s,sS sS bid
white, isa54: yellow 4sai9 western steady and dull
a ssa
steady ana sues Eggs lower. iiai4 oo coffee oSer
uS a9no ss.S Sya1sss % t
! Tails. Other articles unchsnsed- Fresh,s to
asa xhss
$1,000 bushels: corn 1900 bushels: oats, 1.o00
bushels sales-wheat. 444. 100 bushels corn z.4SO
Chicago Markets.
'aas 9cess Tsss.
$g july a; g is 8n4ass Is 9 Ss1s w.
Barley. nothing doing Prime timothy seed. oo js
La weak %R. .Sd
ssS sSSs A9fsi f L. w sS': s
GENERAL SHERIDAN attended the dedication Of
the soldiers and sailors monument at New Haven
yesterday. From there he expects to go to Sara
toga and Mount McGregor to be present at the
reunion OF the Army OF the Potomac and OF the
cavalry corps OF the Army OF the Potomac, of
which he was commander.
THE BALLOON LANDS AT CENTRALIA-The sigma
ONCE has received q telegram from Prof Hazen
stating that the World balloon landed at Central
LA, Ill, at S:17 last night. The balloon started
from ST Louis at :26 pm. yesterday. There were
In the basket Aeronaut Moore, signal Oficer
Hazen and o reporter.
SECRETARY ENDIcoTT Is expected to return to-
night.
ARMY ORDRRs-Capt. 8. P. Jocelyn, 21st infan-
try, granted two months leave for sickness: MAI.
Jas. w. Scully, Quartermaster, granted three
months leave; Capt. VIM. P. Hail. 9Th cavalry,
granted Two months extension OF leave for sick
ness.
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MARRIAGE L1CEEsEs.-Marriage licenses have
been issued by the clerk OF the court to Chas.
E Lewis, OF vienna, Va, and Cora F. Matson, OF
Concord, N. H.; otto G. Eckstein and Annie A.
Biehl; RObt. Diggs and GeOrgtana Hicks
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WESCUI i u WILCOX.
1907 Pennsylvania ave. nv,

I,OR RENT-FURNISHED HOUSE, ROOMS AND
II bathroom, freshly painted and papered pleasant
nei<hhorhoud. near market and all car lines shaded
lawn, for three months. 80 per month 457 NJ st.
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I'OR RENT-UNFURNISHED-
Il Sunderland Place NV, 10 rs, all NIL
49, 9Th st. W. rs, all IN. l.. $40.
Small House, near Portland Flats, Sll.
Meridian ave, Mount Pleasant, $50.
BID h me-. SIS.
mh26- l3w. TYLER 4 RUTHERFORD 1906 At NV
l,OR RENT-NEw ii ROOM HOUSE, KITCHEN
Il dining room, &c, on first floor hard wood finish
best heating apparatus ventilatng CRATES every
Improvement, large lot a choice home Apply To W.
e. DODGE. 700 9Th st. NV. ap21-2m
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I'll eth NV. store 242O Craven Terrace. Or 80
and DWELLING 1875 PAYS Craven Terracs.9r.50
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Na.,qIia ar SO 3, pr ~ NV. Tor. .43
1tlU 18th St. lr. 81 .,i lO39 18th NV, 40
~ san 81 W. Tor. So; 81; .9O6 NV 333
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less L. l. Tor 90 1925 stanton Alley 10
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Uf4.Ce only THOMAS J. FISHER CO.
J-io 1924 stn.w
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-OFFICERs DECENTRALIZATION Commandery, No.
1os, U. O. g. c., last evening elected the following
Cornell; p, Jonathan Andrus; X. of R., Geo. H..
Cline; F. K. Of r., Chas Brown; Treasurer, c. E.
II. Holmes; Herald, G. E. Topper; w. OF l. g.,
Geo. j. P. Wood; W. OF .. G., S. j. Armstrong; p.
n. c.. DIR. Richard EtngSman.
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BUILDING PERMITS
The Rockland Seminary.

The closing exercises OF the Rockland Seminary,
Sandy Springs, Md, Henry c. Hallowell, principals
took place Thursday. The exercises, which were
Of pleasing character, comprised musical selec-
lions rendered by Misses Eliza M. Hallowell, Elise
r. Conrad Bessie Miller, Nettie Morris, and j. E.
Hallowell, and Rotations by Misses Mary Strain
Clara X. Shubert, Nela B. Knox, Sall1e Strain,
Ruth Owings Mary B: Brooke, Jessie T. Riggs.
ALA Waters, Elise X. Conrad, N. Barnsley, Mary
Belle 8. Morgan, Leila NJ. Reed, Katherine
Watt, j. E. HallOwell, w. Florence Jones, Clara
Essays were read by the members OF the gradu-
ating class, who were Misses Edith L. Brook, Nam
ME Hunt, e. NJ. Hallowell, aud Emma Magruder,
OF Maryland; Miss Mira c. NOyeS, OF Washington,
and j. C. McEnery, OF New orleans. The gold
medal for best writing was awarded to Miss Ger
trude E. Strain, the silver medal for the greatest
improvement to Miss Mary Strain, and book for
proficiency in spelling to Miss Mary Strain.
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And takine her bow. She went.
Why DO Bees and Wasps Sting +?

Their weapons often serve to protect
them from their enemies, but with bees,
especially the honey or hive bees, at the
approach of winter, the drones or males
are no longer of any use, and are killed
off by the stings of the workers, to save
the stores Of honey they would otherwise
consume. With many of the wasps their
stings are food preservers- The large
wasps which make their holes IN the
ground. and some bees, like the Carpen-
ter bees. which cut circular holes in
boards, or other wood, deposit an egg ID
one of these holes, place food for the
the grub that will hatch from this egg TO
feed upon, and when this grub has
made its growth it goes into the ehrysaIis
state. and in time comes out perfect bee,
or wasp. as it may be. But, you ask,
" What has this TO do with the sting
A great deal. If the caterpillar or other
insect intended as for the young bee or
wasp were dead, when stored away, II
would decay and be useless. The effect
of the poison of the sting is to keep it IN
a semi-torpid existence, alive, but still
dormant, and thus preserve the food IN
proper condition to be eaten by the grub
of the bee or wasp. In this respect we
can see that sting plays very useful
part, but when the sting is employed
upon ourselves, We fail to see what good
end is accomplished. Even when a bee
keeper is doing his best for the comfort
and welfare of his bees, they will often
turn upon and sting him, most needlessly
and painfully-4maicaa, Agriculiir'sf to'
T,ffy
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In d. aa.z-- ~ ADVICE. old men have
tscn llesiecfed Young men. girls, mar
rie,t Wenen and boys have all received
me philanthropie attention Of newspaper
writers. hut it seems that no one has the
time to drop a few useful hints to the
man who has done 30 much for the
world. The following suggestions are
freely given
Old men should be careful Of their
health. They should not 90 TO the thea
ter in damp weather without shirt Il
Is also advisable 10 wear something on
the feet.
Old men will find it to their interest
not to remain on railroad track until
after train has passed. Well-read ply
sicians now generally agree that heavy
freight trains, especially lateat night, are
hard to digest.
Old men, especially in cold climate,
should not 90 in swimming until after
the first Of January, nor reeline on ice in
the evening
An old man should marrya very young
woman. 1t teaches him that there is
nothing in life, after all, and reconciles
MIN TO death-
BY observing these and other rules
some old men have attained great age
.Artaa4,r Tnusisr.
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A Race of DwarfS.

Prof. Marapata has made q remarkable
discovery in the Valley of
Ribas. in the eastern Pyrennes. In that
district he has found numerous groups of
persons who are named by other inhabl-
tants Nanos" CT :. dwrafs," and who nev
er attained greater height than four
feet. They are well built in body. have
exceedingly small hands and feet and
are broad in the hips and shoulders. All
have red hair. their cheek bones are
prominent, their chins are square, and
their large eyes have the slanting tend
eney of the Chinese. The men are
beartiless. or they have at least only a
few soft hairs on the chin. The face Is
full. the skin pale and loose. 1t looks as
if it had no muscles beneath it. The
men and women are SO ike each other
that only their dress betrays their sex.
MANY Of them have swollen necks, like
goitres. The Nanos are constant objects
of taunt and ridicule of the other inhabi-
tants Of the valley. They live as a sepa-
rate people, marrying only among them
selves, so that their race is preserved
unique Their intelligence is very low.
They have no education and no means oi
bettering their existence. No one cum
bers himself about them, and they lead
miserable existence. MANY of those
whom questioned" says Prof Marapata
could not even tell where they lived
They have no conception of arithmetic
They are amiable in their manners. and
seem quite willing TO learn something.
FROM a Paris Letter
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Operating a Mower.

Take up the wear of the boxes, by re-
moving the stuffing. II the journals have
too much play they cut fast But if the
boxes fit too closely, they will heat. The
thickness of newspaper all around each
is sufficient play Examine all the nuts
and tighten anv that are loose A loose
nut viii cause the machine to wear or
break and viii lose OFF in the field,
causing vexatious delay at the least. If
any nut is very loose, place leather
washer under it, and sink the nut IN
Assure yourself that there Is no weak
place in the whiffletrees. They always
break ct the wrong moment, and may
allow the machine and your team to mlre
down in a muddy spot Mind the sickles-
Every mower should be provided with
three sickles. so that as soon as one be-
comes dulled,, another may be put IN it,
place, A dull sickle does ragged cut
ting. and win increase the wear and
draft of the machine, one half Observe
if the sickle bar Is not warped and If
the points ofthe sections are in perfectly
straight line. A section, sout of line will
wear fast and increase the draft. Try
the sections. and tighten any that are
loose. 4 loose section is apt TO cause
breakage. A loose guard viii produce
the same result. See that the tool box
contains claw-hammer. pincers, file, sec
tions, rivets, bolts, wire and nails; the
lack of these will often require a trip
from the field to the tool house. If any
Journals have r,lsted. use coal oil, every
few minutes, for the first half hour, driv-
ing slowly and il is well 10 use coal oil
occasionally on the track Of the sickle, to
clear off the gum that gathers from the
grass. The machine oil often sold Is poor
stuff; il Is often necessary 70 add castor
oil 10 give it body If too much of the
latter is used. however, it will gum. We
have never used anything that gave
higher satisfaction than lard funsalted) !
with castor oil added to give it a little
body. If the lard is taken to the field
hot. in the morning, the sun viii keep it
liquified during the day.-Amsriea
.igriesllfria for JFiy
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Microscopic Possibilities.

Peahaps the most wonderful thing that
has been discovered of late is the new
glass which has Just been made in swe-
den, differing from ordinary glass in its
extraordinary refractory power. Our
common glass contains only six substan-
ces while the Swedish glass consists Of
fourteen, the most important elements
are phosphorus and boron, which are not
found many other glass, The revolution
which this new refractor is destined TO
make is almost inconceivable, if is It true,
as is alleged, that, while the highest pow
ct of the oId-foshiOned microscope lens
reveals only one four hundred thou
sandth part of an inch, this new glass
will enable Us to distinguish one two
hundred thousandth part of an inch. 1t
makes ones hand ache to write these fig
ures and who can tell what worlds with
in worlds may not be discovered with
such an instrument as this? Magnified
after this fashion, the smallest animalcule
will be converted into giant, and if the
same power can be applied to the tel
scope We shall have the moon brought to
our very doors.
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The Indians Sure.

Bill HuntOn. of the Bunker Hill dis
trict, was the most frightened man inten
territories last Tuesday. He was unarm-
ed. He had been off somewhere and had
heard nothing Of the outbreak. An ar
irving at Ashley's camp and finding it
deserted he was surprised, and on going
to the corral he was more than surprised
TO find dead mule, which he thought at
first had broken its neck. but on examin-
alton he discovered it had been shot, he
made an exclamation
" Indians, by -r'
He Immediately started for Scanlan x
Diehls camp, three miles distant, to warn
them Approaching cautiously to the
house, he found that deserted and a gem
eral state Of confusion existing around
he discovered several saddled horses Of
cowboys hitched to tree near by, but
did not observe the cowboys, who at
that moment were digging the grave for
poor Diehl, about block Off lie didn't
stop on the order Of going, he just simply
started as if the whole Apache nation
was after him. He lit on that horse Of
his in a twinkling. The rowels Of his
spurs dug deep fnrrows in the ribs Of his
steed, whose blood was not of the pride
Of the Baldwin stables, and whose speed
was no more than the honest cart horse,
but still he flew as best he could. Trails
had no charms for him he broke into
the brush. A cowboy, just observing him
at this time, shouted to him. The sound
was as unmusieal rs the war-whoOp of
the entire Indian nation, and he flew.
The cowboy, apprehendihg the situation,
mounted fleet horse and started in pur-
suit, 1t then became q race for life.
Hunton never looked back, but he could
hear, and on he sped The race was now
a go-as-you-please for two miles and a
half, when the cowboy overlook him and
shouted his name just As he was about to
dismount and make 4 fght for life
Tombstone Ark EDitaph
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

The nsiziii4,sEleceis-,I Inc news 'nA'
We wuz zoil. y ~4tsrin' place eoldiy,
or ~ith ill-ooncealed envy.
Uncle Jouls Rsntly told u be shouldn't
think we would want TO 20 TO ~atenn
troughs at our age.
And told him il wuzn't a waterin
trough, and if it wuz, thought our age
wuz Jest es good one es any, to go 10
il.
He had the impression that Saratoga
wuz immense waterin' where the coun-
trv all drove themselves summers to be
watered. He is deef as hemlocS post
and yelled up at him Jest as loud as
dast for fear of breakin' open my own
chest. that the water got into US, instld OF
our gettin' into the water, but | dldn !
make him understand. for | hearn alter
wards Of his sayin' that, Is nigh es he
could make out we all got into the water
in trough and wuz watered-
The school teacher, a young man, Win
long, small Inns, and some pimpley on
the face, but well meanin', he sez TO me
Saratoga is beautiful spah.
And $ 1t amt no such ser warmly,
thing. il l. a village, for | have seen
peddler vino went right through It, and
Vatered his horse there, and he sez It Is
q Waterin' place. and a village.
Ye-.~ ssz he, . it is beautiful village
3 modest retiren city, and at the same
time il j. the most noted spah on this
continent"
wouldn't contend with him for it wuz
on the stoop Of the meetin' house, and
I believe in beiu' reverent. Bur | knew
it wuznt no ''spah, that had dread
ful fiat sound to me, And any way
knew I should face its realities soon and
know all about it. Lots Of wimmens said
that for anybody who lived right on the
bank of canal, and had two good cisterns
on the place, and well, they didn't see
why | sould feel in a sufferin' condition
for any more water and if ] did, why
didn't | ketch rain water From " "
mdatl.a at Saratoga," By Josiah AR7ss
Wifi
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a Romance of the Custer Mas
Sacre.

Another romance originating IN the
Custer massacre has been discovered in
connection with the gold watch worn by
Lieutenant Crittenden, who also perish
ed by the vengeful bullets and knives Of
Sitting Bulls people. The watch was a
present which his father. General Crit
tenden, had purchased in England some
time before 1t became the booty of a
Sioux warrior, who, in due season, after
crossing the line, sold it To Canadian
rs,nehman or farmer. The purchaser,
suspecting there must be some history
connected with it, wrote to the maker in
England. describing the watch and sta
ting the number The maker wrote back
that the watch had originally been sold to
General Crittenden, of the Uuited States
Army. Thereupon the Canadian COM
munieated with the general, who prompt
" repurchased the watch, and it now
hangs in his bedroom in New York City,
sad memorial.
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Queer Facts and Happenings.

A farmer living in >aybrook, Conn, is
named Kansas Nebraska Bill
\ workman in Q vineyard in Napa Val
ley, Cal, committed suicide by jumping
into cask Of wine and drowning.
The birthdays of a newly married
couple at Santa Rosa. Cal, fill upon the
same day, and the pair were Of the same
name when single
Three Louisville girls walking on
railroad fell through a cattleguard and
down upon trampand killed him. The
girls suffered but slight injuries.
While Captain Miles was rowing on
the river near Oil City. Pa, q bass weigh
ing three pounds swan up against his
oar with such force as 10 carrom off into
the boat. landing in the lap Of young
lady who was sitting in the stern
The deacons Of the Hith Township
Church, near Cerydon, Ind, had VIII
liam Cowels arrested for putting his arm
around Miss Wiseman, his sweetheart,
during divine service, but the Court re-
fused 10 entertain the complaint.
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Honesty's Dividend.

Robinson" had 70 discharge young
BIinkins to-day He was not honest"
Brown Sorry to hear 50. He sup
ports his widowed mother, too. What
WAS the trouble ?H
Robinson He found a postage stamp
on the fioorland kept it. He should have
turnedit over TO the office"
Brown Of course. BY the way. it's
raining. Got an extra umbrella ?"
Robinson You can take my old am
brella. have new one"
Brown Helloa, Where did you get
that silk AFFAIR."
Robinson" That? la, ha Great joke
You see, / went into thestock Exchange
TO look after Il little leal in wheat. A
shower came up, and when was ready
70 90 1 just picked this up in the lobby
Brown Wish had your luck. And
how about the wheat deal?'
Robinson" Oh, we skinned 'em alive,
Brown. skinned 'em alive