The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-05-28

10 church Tor INC nrst uIho' "hoiS 'sS
had listened with more or less attention
to the sermon, 81 know what the min
lister meant by 'children's children.
"Yes," said mamma. Eyes; he meant
dolls"
The Paris Figaro recommends butter.
milk for the prevention and cure Of
freckles and other injuries to the com.
plexion which the spring sun and wind
generally produce. 1t is said to be good
also for sallowness produced by advanc-
ing age.
II have a bit of good news for yon
john" said fond young wife,
"Yesp" remarked John, expectantly'
Eyes. You remember that two weeks
ago hot-house grapes were quoted at
IS a poundp Well. bought some to-
day for Sc.
Mrs. Isabella Beecher Hooker thinks
half of the police in the large cities
should be women. Some would doubt
less do better work than some OF the
men who wear the star. but Mrs. HOOK
er's ideas seem to be out OF proper
ton.
One day found Annie, little black
eyed beauty, sitting astride the bedpost
gazing with delight at her image in the
mirror. l asked her why she looked
In the glass. She frankly said: "Cause
! likes the looks of me-.
Mrs. Fred Vanderbilt's pet charity is
sewing school for poor girls Inc
girls are taught how to sew and to DO
shop-work and are besides given an
occasional treat in the way Of concert
followed by banquet.
An optimist is a woman with a new
spring suit. A pressimst is woman
without new spring suit. An optmist
IS man with baby one day old. A
pessimst is man with a baby lS3
nights young and teething.
A girls paper published in British
Columbia announces that young lady
tainted when told that over 800, OOO
men died last year, but was revived by
the information that there were 10, Ooo'-
900 left.
The only woman in Mud Sill, KAN,
who voted against prohibition at the
last election Is the wife of a man who
spends seven evenings of the week at
tending temperance meetings.
A lady out shopping in New YORK
last week lost SO. 900 in bills from thu
bosom of her dress and has not ye
found them. She says "they must hav'
; slipped through"
Three ladies of Mendocino, Cal.
while taking a stroll in the woods OF
Sunday, started deer, which thel
> dog caught, and the ladies held it AM
cut its throat.
l Mrs. N. B. Mead is the name OF a
: enterprising woman who took Sl'oo
9 in cash to Minneapolis five years az
i and has made $4,000 out of RET
- estate.
u An Ohio girl has gone five week
8 without eating anything. She ha
promised to marry S5-a-week youn
Z man, and is practicng up.
g Husbands who leave property
'e their widows under the odious cond
l. tions that they do not marry aga
D. might as we'll not die ut all.
"a Mrs Cooper, the founder OF the XII
IN dergarten system in San Francisco
Is has established twenty-five flourish
o ing schools.
w What a pity the queen of Hawaii
K married. Some enterprsing Amer
s. can might have drawn to her and ii
" ed his hand.
The surest way for sweet girl gra
CT yates to get into print is to wear CALI
g dresses on commencement day.
n, Fashionable circles in Paris are me
III ing against frizzes of every desert
- ton.
NJ Love in cottage is more certain
'e' the cottage is nicely painted.
III Every wife is admonished to reme
Der that her father was man.
IN Better Luck Next Time.