The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-12-01
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-The mos. sssibd.s cut Of all u 10 b
,oapd l. The average o. ssii q clothes.
-y,v ies sirl, are Ksish,s q i.Abo
bai taasi q then fnos boz 10 manage
BIZ esuFht
"Tool ions shisp', ny ebeild, sai'
salorson lsssot "Yoa reEi wear oas
year shoes yearly 10 ivick.
"a loier tolls u . capitalist 20 ,iniS
ihsi BE- sili Dot lei sell enough a Loaf
Siihou, good seeasiir.
As irl msy be lac sugar ior iwo rea
sons Size may be sweet aud she mas b
fail a srl
- When tha vofld il made over agsir
snd ~ ntiipnism cones. other people
chllana spa o,tsr peoples cats ~ili cor
tsisis ~ sbolisbe1
sspef.iiiiess people clsim that
dsaih !. snre 10 folIov the boSlisg OF
dog 1, 5spesds good deal, We should
ssY. 90 ibe Mod q a shsck one gets Al
Tie iog
,lt's IA IN slud that blows nobody
saoI said ibr Thanksgiving turkey. ~
acyrl0ns wbmlssi hin from under th,
fanasr. Bpliiied bstehet into toe oerl
county,
~asrm.u Professor TO Young Amefi-
oan) Yoa dos'i mustn't make yourself
dronble 10 speak ChsrmAn by me; when
you shpfak EosIish kuos your mesn'
ness ferry veil.
A New York anarchist was found dead
10 bath tnb the other day, Nobody
lnoss bow be got there, but the horror Of
the situation was evidently too much for
him
MIR Gould TO iriead 10 Paris: u
Dee that stock throughout the West Is
suifsfiog terribly for wsnt OF water i
never SLOWED tha, to happen while was
nj home"
My son, when 700 see protesting
Christian persisteutlY dodge the con.ri'
button plate. you may safely conclude
that he hasn't been thoroughly convinced
Of bic sioful condition.
Hos to make beus pay" ia the title
OF an article 10 an exchange. The hens
are not owing as anything, aud we are
more interested in knowing how to make
certain delinquent subscribers pay.
Foreman 60 country edi'or): do
you wsut Rev. Mr.. GoodmsB's SERMON.
Feed my Lambs, TO go on the ediioria
page :" Editor absent mindedly): "No.
Run il Ia the agricultural column"
A cats eyes are said to be- largest 81
midnight We never made an examina
ton. bu, We are positive that it's voice i
abou, seventeen times larger at that hour
thsu at any other during the twepty-four.
&C ia hanJied umbrellas are coming
toto fashion. The handle is so arranged
that !, can be taken of This is an i'm
prosement on the old style, whore the en-
tire umbrella was taken of
- A bride may be robed 10 yellow and
stand with her bridegroom 10 bower OF
yellow Il twers aud all that, and even be
married bY minister who has the jaun-
dice. but 40 smount OF decorations will
prevent tue discovery Of the couples
greenness at the first hotel they put up at
Tramp 10 farmer driving by; Gan
you give me lift, sir. to help me along
on my joara,y Farmer Where are yon
going 2 Tramp with emotionl I'm go.
log home to die. Farmer with alaerity) -
Why, certify, jump right ia.
= she lblushiug slightly: "Do You
knos, George. I've heard it said that in
ancient times kissing pretty girl was
cure for the headache" He with motu-
mental slapidityl: "A headache is some
thing I've never bad. !"
All an Irish meeting. First memb, r:
Gentlemen. | arise 10 propose a toast.
Here's 10 the mothers, God bless m
the mothers of Ireland. dear Ireland"
Seconi member: "Shure an' yer right.
God bless EN- Ny mother was 40 lib b.
msn
Physician: patrick, don't you know
better than to have your pig pen so CLOSE
10 tue house = Patrick: An ply shud
OF not set = Its unbeslthy" BE
Ass, vii yer noosince Shure the pig
has uiver been sick day in bis loife."
Young Housekeeper TO Fish Dealer
wha, kind Of fish have you this morning ?
Fish Dealer How would you like some
aice striped bass, mum 7 Y. II. (hesitat-
ngly No; thiak ! would prefer Sc me-
Ihiag 10 small check.
Boston Young man (n Chicsgo] Yes,
an naturally proud Of my ancestry, Miss
Breezy Some Of my ancestors came over
% the Msyhower. you know. Miss
Breezs VERY much interested; Oh, did
hey. indeed Why. ! saw the May
lover y hen ~as 10 New York last year.
johnnie. I'm ashamed Of you. You
Ion, do nothing tell yen, see youll
rave 10 have your bead examined, 80 III
mos iasi ~bat yon can do" "a few
lays sf,ervari Here, ma, Here's
nap ssd III sbon, my head Just been
r.mined, and yon'll have TO pay the man
eyeniy-hse eeois
--Aasusius. sai1 Anselina 10 her lover
'yoa ksos that father has recently invest
d IN sessera silver mine, abi is going
hers At once. aBd | esuno, lrase mother
loae So ash yon. dear Augustus, how
sne yon sould be willing 10 visit for msi
'wsii ior yan, ny darling r exclaimed
.asasie. with deep emotion. Tor bis wss
,.ttrs, love II viii vait lar yan NATL