The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1887-09-08
WIT AND HUMOR.

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MenIs at tne rate Oh ABOUT s1ioo -1V' MUS
Aainu.e-- oof'sesossse w Sosssss'ss
Train hand-See herel where are
you going with that axg N rassengef- E.
Keep cooi, young man. we sup .ol
sandw1cnes at the next tstatlon-1'oseo"
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Magistrate (to Chinaman)-What is
your complaint against tins young
man, John! Cninaman tuna hs 10
collect laundry billl--He too muchee
by ana BY
Az 1ndidate shouted in his speech:
1--WE must return to the food of our
fathers" ''And what VS. itP ask:
a deep voice across the hall replied:
ssThistles."
Life at Newport. Mr.. S.-"If I am
mot &C home by II o'clock do not be
anxious" Mrs. Sand ii am not
here when yon return, dear, you needn't
worry. Life.
Insthe front parlor, IL D. m.: Ethel
Harry called tonight, papa. He
was too witty for anything and all
smiles. Papa.-..Yes; I can smell the
uraftoa Toa11a TaTfc2
tt ia probably untrue that jaw Gould
clips OF his coupons with lawn
mower. He keeps his bonds in water
main. and the coupons float off into =
tank.-9prtngfetd Union.
After midnight lunch on mince pie.
. citizen complained of having horrid
dreams. in which he was chased by
pirates. .Mince pirates, probably, !"
calmly observed shis wife.
Sba-.Here comes Masher. why ia he
.o c.ml 70 won nawp He-Because he
cried to cut me out with the girl I've
since married She-But why are you
20 savage with himp He-Because he
didn't suceeed.-Life.
aHow old are Won nv sopp" asked
an old gentleman Of q stot' who was
calehraf;nr his birthday. ..T'm i. !"
was the reply. .and I'm mighty glad
of it, was getting very tired of being
5 allthe time. ~ Leisure Hours.
Chicago man ito friend)-Do YOU
suppose Robinson would lend me q
hnndred dollarsp Friend-Well. +
drnno Now "a a oood time to ask
him for it; he's just got a divorce from
his wife.-Drake's $ Travellers Maqasi,se.
Rou.nca interrunted-..Dasrest I
sovevoni OnIv nromise that Won will
~ - small how nnIer the win
dow..sGame's called. fellers.n Ex-
s;tsd lovar at window-..Say. bub.
what's the reP"-Burlisaqton Free
Press.
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evharas.IaIs Williams livesp'S Officer
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.a,fss MnddIed rent-..Yes. know
h;csvt,st -,rh.sra 5nas Holm WilIia ms
iiveP-Lys.
Rr;dem.;ds now waar white China
.stars - tha has;s af their tinral
Jsoar.+;ons tbs ,l,w... hos leaned
Into eenerai ] favor amonq the ladies
nincs q New Haven he;ress said ..Yas
when a yellow China aster.-Miuue-
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can ssh = he-~neh ! near o'le.
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sning Is heard to drop.)
1t will be noticed that the good ad-
vice in summer time. consists largely
of .sxt6n't Whatever you want to dc
1on 40 u mus, py spenaing your
.sAle "a way " MAKE you WISH YOU
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