Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-10-15
PITH AND POINT.

hhu yot Edison makes light OF it-LJe.
You can outllve SANDER in half tho
time you can outargue iL--Law Cir
culdr.
There is one tie-up that everyone
can approve OF, and that is marriage.
Boston Post
You should never tease blackbirds.
They are apt TO get raven mad.
bnrgh Chronicle.
How TO be happy, though married
Try and get on without the hired girl
Syracuse Herald.
We confess to the weakness Of liking
TO hear nice things said of us, Rich
niond (Ry) Gilman.
The corncob palace TO be erected at
Sioux City will be an amazing edifice.
--Pittsbnrgh Chronicle.
II Is not free speech but free explo-
siyes to which the American people OBJ
ject-New York World.
Many a man has got into peck Of
trouble by hiding his light under
bushel. - Boston Gazette.
The first steps OF love are found in
the admirlng stares of the young
couple. - Boston Bulletin.
1t isn't called high mass on account
Of steep pew rents; that is mistaken
idea. Merchant Traveller.
As for the ballet-girl. whatever en-
chantment there may be in viewing her
ia lent by distance. London Truth.
The average New Jersey citizen will
walk through ten miles of red mud for
one drink Of appleiack. Furnishing
Goods Review.
II we are TO have wings in the here
after we don't exactly see how we are
TO get our clothes Furnishing
Goods ReUieD.
Chicago is tho champion curiosity
town OF the world. She has coal
dealer that gives good weight - Gin
eiRnaii Herald.
When the millennium comes along
Wallstreet brokers will be found work
ing II for stock movement - BATH
more american.
Our best frisnds are those who keep
perfectly quiet when some one Il
enumerating our virtues. Shoe ana
Leathsr Reporter.
My futures at stake" remarked |
Duluth board of trade man as he bet hi
December wheat on bali game. -Du
lriih FGragrapher.
Church choirs in Wales are very con
siderate. They go up to the tops o
the highest mountains to practice. :
Nep York Tribune.
Lower your muzzle." was the re
mark made by Nashville girl to
Young man who kissed her on the nose
Detroit Free Press.
IgnAtius Donnelly says the Atlanti
was submerged in the flood. but Nose
did not seem to Noah thing about it,
Duluth Rdrdgrdpher.
Tho editor OF Tho Hebron Rcgistc
refers 20 the gifted editor Of COT
temporary rs an cgotistical wart-
Nebraska State Journal
The kindest wish we can express Il
the Chicago anarchists is that the
death on the gsllows viii be speedy al
certain. - Boston Record
: The man who wanted TO borrow 81
: on his cheek didn't think the matt,
worthy Of note, but the other fello
did. Duluth Photographer.
= The boy whose mother whaled hi
9 with a fivc-foot apple-trec sprout sa
. he had enough Of Long Branch for Z
. season. = Waterloo Observer.
, The opposition Of tho churches
!. !, orse.trolting shows Is looked upon
most outsiders as merely race pl
/ iudicc. --Dui4th Photographer.
y We hear great deal more abo
I college graduates in journalism than
y do about journalism in college grad
: ates Burlington Free Press.
% A Charlotte Harbor man has sci
y hen on alligator-cggs. That hen "
. think she has the jim-iams when
n she'll breaks. - Orlando Reporter.
u The Texas robber who made
y stage.driver give up his WaterbI
n watch deserves to DO compelled to Ike
l" the thing wound up.-Bostoa Globe.
~ In Georgia hotels tho flesh OF
c. much abused William goat is served
y lamb chops. 1t ought to be "
" strengthening. - Nashville american
AZ Mrs. Langtry imports her plays,
NC clothes, and her servants from L
20 land; in fact. she imports about eve
W thing except her husband. Dos
Post.
lre Thrice blessed is he who wakes
or ON Sunday morning and does not
US a s,ep-ladder necessary when he wa
ne 20 scratch his head. Nebraska 81
eu Journal
lot The man who caps the climax
ole Duluth with row of cottages is
or fellow that can read his title clea
The mansions in the sky. -Duluth n
ra grdphcr.
M A young lady at Bar Harbor is
wn zone on her two dogs that she nc
age allows her maid TO refer to them ex'
ion "a Master Jack and Miss Nellie. II
ely iSton Journd.
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Il. Coca Culture.
Coca, shrub growing wild on
mountains Of Peru aud Bolivia is c
ing into cxtcns ye cultivation on
tho 4 IL .n.,ill. innrnnslnn don