Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-10-08
He Married them Both.


| ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT, A MAN Is CONFRONTED
| WITH THE CHARGE OF BIGAMY.
The Philadelphia Telegraph, October s. says:
| George Jacques, young man of rough appear
ance, who resides at 2l33 Barker street. pushed
| to the front OF the crowded dock at the central
station this morning when his name was called TO
answer the charge OF assault and battery on his
wife Lizzie, who is living at No. % L FiIDert
street. When the latter took the stand she stated
that she was married 10 the DEFENDANT on the 10th
OF last month.
THAT mans my husband" spoke up another
woman.
whats your name, MADAME" asked the magis-
MARY Ann jacques"
when were you married to him?"
| ION the 18th or August seven years ago, at the
| catht iral. Itold this woman that was his wife
| several times before she married him"
Il know you did :" said Lizzie land when spoke
| TO George about IL he said he was never married
toyou-"
II never said anything of the kind" interrupted
| the prisoner. ''She knew all about it,"
.'Oh, she did, did she? Then you married them
81 guess did
"Youre pretty good guesser Eight hundred
dollars bail to answer the charge OF bisamy."
| Saturday Smiles.
II the receiver Is as Dad as the thief what's the
use OF having one appointed for our busted bank
Dansriue Breeze.
Darwin said: Every species OF fruit contains a
living principle" man l. very likely to Dissolve,
| IL when he bites an apple in the dark.-BostO7
/ Beacon.
II things keep ON as they have been going 70,
two years past. we shall have to elect Gen. Paine
President OF the United States. OF course be
would select Mr.. Burgess for Secretary OF the
Navy.-Boston Post.
Brown-"That's very killing bonnet your wife
wore TO the theater last night" SmiIh-.SO / be.
lieye. The fellow who sat behind her twisted his
neck on trying TO see around it."-Fhuadeiphio
| Ne,cs.
Young men are admonished OF the fact that I,
Y FtSDprf mn SfanY, oS
for the coming winters wind to blow through they
| should start tnem now. No time should be lost
4 Hot Springs Sentinel.
"GOod gracious!" exclaimed lady visitor to the
sporting EDITORS room as, with terror in her eyes
she made dart for tue door, us there murder 90
Ing on outside ;,Ios BE calm, madam" said the
IL is only the religious editor swearing over his
| proofs-"-Boston Iourier.
| Nor HIS FAuLr.-Iier father-"Young man, dc
not OBJECT 10 your Calling occasionally on my
daughter. but you mustn't stay so late 1t was u
O'Clock Last night before yol got away"
| Young man-"'Got away Is very GOOD sir ,
eitEer had 10 Stay or get my coat tOrn.-Tera.
| SJtiags.
The Thistle has gone to meet the Cambria. the
| LNonla the countess OF Duncrin, the Ataanta
Victim.-BuTdto Courier.
| The reason why: How do you account for the
aac' ,na1 no"adays one so seldom sees dumb wait
aoht you know, because they have been found moi
10 aDSwer.-JUdy. "
| henry george and DR.. NcG!ynn propose estab.
nshlhg daily paper in each or the large cities O,
| tue country Etey come, easy 60 the money
tnae these OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES have raked In viii
| soon melt away: The press is mighty and viii
| preVali-Boston Transcript.
| Ex-straw-dinery. A lady writer on fasht ms
! INFORMS the public that ''The Louis XVI mar iS
very oeeolning ~ pretty woman made Of yellow
anu olIck straw We've heard OF ..rnan OF
| straw. Out woman built that MAXWELL abe
mad best be left alone .-Judy JAW
How about that story that the Thistle was made
or or,
ouoyed up by the bubble reputation only.-Bosfon
P,st. ~'~s'~''
ABOUT The hardest thing in the world for a wo.
| uth To preserve While engaged In the preseryinp
business Is her temper when she Is Obliged Tn 90;
her preserving Kettle on the stove TO answer rtnp
at the uoor-oeil, and finds patent-Inedicine circu
| iar On the 'front.' step.--NoTristOcn Herald
The New York Sun complains that "the tnterva,
| Ni"een o::So O'Clock, when dinner is served and
when 1o Is time to start the play Is moi
suLlclent Tor Doth dining and dressing" the eli.
tor Vi the Sun should dine between - IN and n
u, the same as Inc rest OF US and then he Woufd
nave SIX hours and half In which tn dress for the
play.-NorTtStOtcR Herald " ~
Miss De Smith with ill-concealed curtosttv,-
| mere were you vaccinated, Aillie DEAR,
| MISS Willie (prUmptly)-"AL Chicago iast Nav
Huntington Free Press. ''