Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-05-21

-fafha>hu>, DOES NO take I trtainerl;irtef
- be yo' welded wifet"
Ell de laws 'greable. yes sah'" WAS the
answer
An yer viSed, ParhaShus dat she plays lie
,uncertina whilst her mudder plays de wash
bodF
Il hearn 81, parson, but yo' kyan't blame de
gal 70 habhin' mo Tub TO mooSic dan for
soapsuds"
"Co'Se not ParhashuS, but am YER war oh
le fac dat she IN a mem er ob de Crow Hollrr
Dt-tatn' s'ciety an de krischin Wrmmtn :
io's yeT-please Paternity Z"
rs hearn roOmerS de same. par>nn, hut
f. "A chowder mem rr ob de Keyhnse Refo'm
.lub mySe'f, an dem little ippys"ies hamt
carIn' me bit"
But locker Yer, Perhsshus, is yer 'quaintei
Vii lie geolergy ob de family 'nough ter know
lat all 'er auutssterS on 'er mndd-r- side
manage ter 'scote 70 or fife hushan's froT dis
sale er tears befo' dey fotch up ~it der own
,Ilsbof'
Il is, parson. got dem fac's in Crerier-
aTters stifycat er h'elt"
An nehbersoebber darfo', widout any fear
" commissions er de party er de secon' part.
so takes dis CONAN TO yer spous', hopin' dat
hell tu'n ont better dan de skedyule, but
.Tayin', all de same, dat ef she tu'ns out WIS
lat de Lawd II glib yo' strenk ter bar de
:slamus!'
Il does, parson. per bonum publicus, as de
constitution ob de United States say"
The parSon, turning aside, was heard to
nurmur: MY, nv! Ef WAS a mason an
,uired san ter bull chuich Id go ter Par
IaShus. then stopping q moment 10 adjust
ais siectacles for a new trip down their
natural toboggan slide, addressed himself to
lie eXIectant bride:
"Creamertarter," said he, does yo' take
Parhashus ter be yo' weded husbar!'
Il does, parson, she replied
Ter hab an ter hor de same not standn
ie fac dat ef he tux dat wig orr yo'd git de
2otion yo' wuz marryin' a aigplsntt"
Not >tandin' dat, parson,' was the re-
Ponse
An ef yo' knowed de trufe dat ParhaShus
iai been dat egcentrik in his life dat bout lie
my place he m lierble ter sing Home, Swee.
hone in, am de county jail, would dat tun
,uu Tom lie paff er matermonyn
Reckon not, parson-"
But see yer, Creamertsrter almost
enSational emPhasis-~am yo' formed er
psrhashus habin' a wife an TO chilienis down
a PeGlSycoy: En-: Tell me dat
Il nebler hesrn Cat, parson," was the re-
DIV. with just a shadow of perturbation, but
Il his family 'zertZ i'm dat away hsin't it mo-
ie duty O er krischin ter soove de po'
lff frer.'
"Mebbe yo'm right, Creamertarter," said
Ii. master Of ceremonies, with somewhat
iubious shake II the head; 'mebbe yo'm
light, but lenme AK YOU dis Does yO' know
lat Parhashus hsin't very screwbious bout
Whose henroCs' he picks his poultry fomr
Il does, parson," came with no little
Jromptness but l alters lloWed dat ef |
.bter tux a husban' Id keep N eye open fo'
good perwnsr."
With just the least show of disgust the
,arson continued: An not 'standin' de 'fo'
aid, bein' SCUM in min an knowing de GER
ainties er life. yo' takes Parhashus ter be yO'
nful podner. fo' better n wuss, share an
share like till def parts one or de udder ob
serF
Denis my sentiments, parson,7 was the
answer.
"Den," said the parson, as he interiocked
heir hands and drew back to avoid the shock
1f the kiss he saw them preparing FOR, den"
Said he, Il pernounces yer man an wife, an
[ mus say. arter all lie chances Is Cub Yer,
lat yo'm two er de bigges' fools dat de piOw
II nv 'sIerience has ebber tuned out de fur
'ers er human natur'. w ade " nipple, III
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