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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13

swnaF sE.nasrsd % errtszn nnnsssun
kefsre Gsnssal Esaosss & - hrzee. a
= related Slszs thN a1l5Eef wna sff4ina a
lis deak wkan lis friend ersssesa
AmFr5Da 60 eFNes her. be fnsnet fate8r
observed the nem hsa6rear. arc nhesl-
snn aFoRnd ia lis ehafF. be knxrin1Eg il.
aioSad the fnfl0wsnR nnas. Tia verse
was written ny Genfra4 Lnm8n wifhvns
TIE ailitsrnsion u has ons wurd.
70 Mzs. s1zrxHas MxKx.
Re nHsts. atfand.
Inspire ye my 8nnnee
while ] speak If tna kaanfy
or &Fx. Smishfz hanns8.
Shades II the EtiRha.
GzfheT ys and remain.
And bleaa that dear bsnnst.
Whieh frem Paris canas.
o donst veil fenember
La times thai haTe gene BY,
How just snch en0sneg bonnet
Caugnt the flashing Of mF sysi
Ihas honDet WAS the maRss
which drsw frem me . sigh,
AZ she little beauty In IL
Went tripping lightly By.
The same daFk lace,
With stEeaks Of red.
And fhinRembohs's paFshed
On the top Of her head--
The same isunty sir. too,
Az she went up the lane,
Ny dear hrs. H1nith
RriBgs 70 me again.
Ga bonnet from Paris.
Yea are welcome essr more
From the land Of Napoleon
To Coiamhia's shorsl
And when you are kicked
Ont Of fashion and mind,
I'll sit myself down
And forever rspine-
Scratching his head fer G moment
upon the eomplesion Of The poem. Gen
eEal L1gaR again took 40 his pen, and
wEste beneath the lines the word
'Sy kes'' as signature. BrooklyH Nag
Gxine.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13

A RaSkSgIc EfusauK -About q year
ago TIE papers Wefe allsd with an &C
eoHns "a Sc ifish seSvAns gisl who wAs
woFking AZ a hotel ia faie&o. Ohio, aud
wko, Il YRS uisimed. feli heir n sn 81
tate in Ireland valued AZ 81 00.0o0. Ii
vas claimed that her fasheE, natheF
and are brothers and sisters hsa been
arownsd OF toe coast 81 Ireland and
teat sac estate deseeBdsa 10 her frasa
= eYandfAsksE nAme3 q neral Ricaafd
GgeSE. he stoxy pEoved 10 Be a coax,
bat strange seaaei has followed. A
romantic marriage u The Feaals. A.
thai tine the suppnsed hsiEess Vas Gel
uzeS @itA proposals o. marriage ffom
ali parts q the eeuntEy. Amsa0 ths
letter. FecsSSsd was one from JAnses 4
0'kesse, pseminest fittsharRee. who
evidsnsiY meant baSinssa fass Was tAe
eniy letter AnsseFsd by the ssFi. and
w&s tes means 81 = essraspa
srvtaziax az shich has aaatfnacd 40 TO
abaat ben eaxs aRo. Wien TIE parties
MA fox the afsa tinsa. HE result 81
~ H,eeting wss a Marriage. and Miss
Annle QCanEcr. shs tFish ankRrsna
eiFi aud sappesed oairess. Il res the
wife Of = weil kaeSa RSstsosER esnsla-
msn. = xxisfs Bssis.
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aslrs A RELIEF.

GroceF-ARybody been in while Wss
outf
New Boy-Yes. female shopiifteT.
"Ehi Wha--what did YEN DOR
II tried to call the police. bat she
boxed my ears and told me I'd got 10
behave"
"Ehen what did you DOR
II eouldn't de nothing, an she emp
tied the m 1nev drawer IN her pocket. /"
"GFeat jinks. Didn't che say any
thing moreS"
sNothin', 'eept she 'speoted you was
drupk again."
"Ohi That's all right. That's my
wife. "-Omsha World.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13
THE POSR-RRELLIGEEOER
Leading Newspaper Of Wash
ington Territory.
OaILY. WEEKLY. SUNDAY.

fhe Posr-LSrELLlGEScKR = = Repahll-
can newspaper. Ia object h TO furnish
the people Of WsshinRtea Territory with
tbs latest AID most reliAhls news; 70 Ger
rscsiy represent their opinions on tie
questions Of the day. and 70 furnish he
people Of ths Kass with rellabis informs
sisn concerning the Resources end pres
poets Of washington Tsrritssy Iss deairs
Il 70 be reliable IN All things and 20 exer
clss such care that 10 readers viii have
fan conn ssnes In IL statements.
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hkm. TAs Dssar hns xlafsse - -
EmEsps nnd ohkninne 4 gnaa4 aaa q -
tnfrEm aafan whagh ne b aeApatAzz e<
70 fhoss r. nnnd 81 ~ ssFwAen. 70 800
curps ~Aers saksFa fail. Isy him- ~ Z
BOZ ufu make - chMEga 1niam - -
ears RNrsaEa eHru4 a haase. AMA $50
Al 4lNia4aE ESQ., - - -. VA.
area9 fIR. Z. y. aznn0Ne HaN has4s 49,
eaase. a. Maasesm NmRAA
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13

IAN flesh il grass" an ancient truth
By which IL will be seen
That in the springtime Of our youth
We are 90 Jolly green"
-Tsnas Stfffaas.
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FOR SNOHOMISR err
WASHINGTON
STEAMBOAT TRAKspoATAYl1a /
Carrying the U. @ malI.
Tacoma, Seattle q Pert Fsgrls Ii.

-
ONE OF THE W. s. mm
4 Il. Cos steamers Il
tAnders0n OF Edtfhlm W
viii run daily betweem Tne1inA aa1 3Ss{
Townsend. leaving Tacoma apssa y " n
train seattle &c 10 D. m. and g. 4,
Port Madison. kuF4 Gambia. pnH& 1A -
and Port T0wnsend, nRtEgnlns islls
Port Townsend every day laxcena sn
81 o'clock p. M, and Seattle is nm
SEATTLE-MMATc0M RoATf
The steamer W X MEMWxM u
leave Seattle every SUNDAY. TNaesa4 ~
Thureans evening 3 0'cloek. fnR n Ast6a
calling 90 MukiltRo, TuinliNg Eeaatgs
Oak Aagb0r. utsaiAdy, Eaconneg .AfISe
AnacorteA. aueEneS, E3miEh BAaH64
BnllinGhAzu and SahamM
Rsturnln9. win lnave Whni1cm ees.1
Monday. Wednesday Mnd NxiAaR arms
ingA 81 8 o'dlen&, fur aAAsala na st
Intermediate po1nlg on Ia wMg
SEATTIE-SKA GIT Klven aalIE
Ihe steamer @1aNCN viii leave 8
for akagit rfvur and way pog9a f4SEt
Monday an& Thursday rtnfmin2 1
aayn aud FrdAFn.
FOR fTuiKhe and paHEaRa mpplF a GN
panyi8 uftice, on Fa6ieEa wharf. Or sS
The baata af the same wharf.
mr1i-n GEO. q JACOBS HacAf,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13
EDWARD 3. DOWNING 1 CO.,
BANKERS,
SEATTLE WASHINGTON TERRITORY
WASHINGTON TERRITORY,
DEALERS IN
INVESTMENT SECURITIES.
DEALERS m

County. sonds. paying from to per
per annum.
in TIE best poFsn q Washastsa Tsy
ssrniannua1ly psyahs in New
We tha
Tiles GUARANTEED PROMPTLY PLACED Interest
commences
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13

Yen can't tell good tea
By the label tt bears.
Nor the size Of q waist
By the corset IL wears.
--Danpills Brsezs.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13

WRzkLT ASH suA24T Fn&a ~ 4pEAMcE 5 50
WnEx1T. wHu 30 PAID n apV&Mca-.... 3 O
Rates 70 Pssaassezs, ssssasairss sas PubllsA-
es Mng en- spDaie4zian.
aAMFLM r0REKa awET RnKN.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-02-13
ALBERT SCHLO SSMACHER
LEADING
M erchan t Tailor,
COG Front street,

Opposite Yeser-Leary Washington Territory
Has just received large shipment Of both imported
ID domestic goods Of the latest patterns direct from
the factories. and can truthfuly say that have at
present the largest, fullest t complete and most
varied assortment Of goods in the city of Seattle.
Only the very best wOrkmen are employed la nay
establishment. Satisfaction guaranteed in every In
stance, In price well as Unfit.
Come and be convinced at once. asssuiy
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Az each end ~ sha sasAi, from whieh be
wsnld drink Is 3 reward fes 4 afana il.
R1saaion. WAtle 0ot&smith wrote his
ssgicar a. WMkaasias be arank heavily
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NOTES AND GOSSIP.

"MY country grows more and more
glorious each time that return home from
abroad says eX President White OF Cor
nell University.
AT TIM annual dinner Of the Harvard
class Of ls2s iu Boston the other day eight
gentlemen were present, the youngest Of
whom is DR.. llolmes, aged a.
THE Unltel Labor party of the Twenty
fifth ward of Philadelphia las Instructed It's
delegates to the Labor Convention 70 fur-
port Mr.. George W. Childs for Mayor.
The annual ball of the Cercle Francals
de l'Ilarmonie Of New York will take place
at the Academy OF Music next Monday even
Ing, and already nearly 1000 tickets have
| been sold.
UNDER the high-llcense System Ia Mis-
sourI, 1850 dramshops now yield revenue
| Of $l,s42,2Gs. Under the old ow-liceuso
| system there were 3,G0l dramshops which
paid a tax Of cnly sji5,32O
q. p. IluNTIsGToN, the railroad king, said
the other day; ~ never fight for the CON
| troll Of n road. ] make sure OF the posses
sion Of 81 per cent. Of the stock, and then
Gm master OF the situation
ONE OF the most obvious advantages in
having an Arctic explorer at the head of the
Weather Bureau Is the accuracy aud In
fallibillty with which he can scent cold
waye,-tN. Y. Graphic.
TILE funeral of John Roach will take place
tomorrow. The pallbegrers selected are:
George w. QuIntard George E. Weed, C..
II. Mallory, James F. Ward, Andrew
Fletcher, William Rowland and William
Parker OF Chester
Ex.GoyEESoE CrHuyis IN the city anl
in the cuioymgul Of excellent hcllh, II.
recently had an operation performed on his
right eye, that has been slghNe1s for more
than twenty years, by wh!cI The sight has
been entirely restored. Philadelphia
| 1imCs.
Dr. WN. PERRY Of Exeter, n. H., the
Oldest graduate Of Harvard, died ye0tcrlly,
aged eS years, lie was la sole survivor Of
the passengers on Robert Fultln's nrsl
Hudson River steamer One 81 his sons,
John T, Perry, WIS louG connected ts liter,
| aTy editor with The CuCiHGit0 GH.eYa.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12

w TANTED-Houscs-W have In
w quires every day for houses to rent,
and our supply being exhausted, we can rent
a number Of desirable houses IL placed in our
hands. MASON, SHOEMAKER & SrALEY,
1871 + st, basement.
M ANTED-To Rent-A Small House
w with onC-half to an acre of ground;
llyattsyllle preferred, rent low. W. Il. O., lOl
III ST n ".
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THE TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
Ways nnd Hours OF Getting in and
Out OF IasllingtOn.
DEPARTURES.
From Is. and z. station

For Boston--2 u. m. without change OF oars)
For New York-IG5, Q, 0i0 coach for Pitts.
burg Qimited, ell Pullman parlor cars and
Il:ija. m, 1880 y. M, new train, ., 1 p. III.
limited, all parior cars, 4l5, 10 ana
For fhiiadeiphla-7aj, 0, $40 and lti5 a. m;
1880 new, !. I, I;l5, 600, 10 and il:2) p. IN.
For Bultlmore-6:S5, f:!j, o, D4O, and ll:l5 It.
m; l2l5 1870, 1885 (aCOom JdntiOnl, 2, 1,
5:lb. 4:g9, 4J0. 600. 7:1O. aud il:2O p. m.
For Chicago, Cincinnati and st. LouiS-l.in a.
m. ON New York limited express, anl 1.l0
and l0p m.
For buffalo, Emira and uarrishurg-o,i0 a.
m. and 10 p. m. Chicago limited, with par
lur ear TO harrisburg l2.l5.
For Annapolis-.:25 u. IN, l2:lb, 1875 and i.e3
y, IN, Sundays at q. m. and i.l5 y. M
For rOpe's Creek Line-7:2j u. M, d:iO p. m.
on week days only.
For Ale&andrs-G, 7;O5, 0:95, II u. m; i2i0l,
2;Ol, d:2j, 4:3j, 6.0l, S:05, 1905, new train,
ard ii:51 p, m. (Sun1 lays at 0, 0s!j, II u. m;
GOl, now tram, and 1905 p. ny
For Richmond and the .South--0 and II a.
M, and 1895 y, M, daily except Sunday)
Tor Cincinnati, Louisville and st. Louis, via
Chesapeake and Ohio-5:30p. m.
For foIt Monroe, Newport News and Nor.
fOlk-GO0 and II a. m. Except Sundays)
For l.eesburg, Round Hill and points on W o.
n W.-9:l5a a. In. daily except sunday
and Iib y. m,
For Manassas Thoroughfare Gap and Front
Royal-235 p. M, except Sundays.
For Warrenton--D:0l a. M. $50 p. m.
For Lynchburg. Atlanta and New Orleans
Sol @. N. and II p. M
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EDITOR CRITIc: Your very just and
liberal recognition Of Senator Conger's
ability and service in the Senate, in connee-
tion with the announcement of his defeat
for denomination, was read with approval
by your Michigan readers in Washington.
Every one knows that Mr.. Conger has
been an industrious, faithful, active and
successful representative of all Michigan
interests. For these reasons his friends here
regret his defeat.
Nevertheless 1t is gratifying TO know that
his successor is highly esteemed at home,
and is reputable, intelligent, capable gen
tleman, with a large rpractlcal business ex-
perlence. Mr. Stockbridge is well known
10 Western Michigan, and is thoroughly
familiar with the Industrial and commercial
interests OF the State. doubt not he will
he sustained and commended with the same
cheerful goodwill which has heretofore
characterized the action OF the Michigan
people residing in this city.
MICufGNS
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Al home.


The coast uuard ualn7 his h',h'u' glass
10 marx Tue hume bound vessels pass;
liGi ugr lone slip uccln n,tscg,
Tho near the sturr. thut opmos 90 n3
From vuyago lung -5gtpiuiDc luiu-
SLOW trliiluS With rs heavy 'rglgAt,
How huoypnt'v q spcd away
WITH ilnpWng aaiI ail pa1l"u glE
Full ltdcr. for my u'l -lrc
uHc suffering son pnr,bWce 20 save:
H. trolsgiUd store o latt might roach
some Cuica5t .ll DO tHr OH lul h.
rcttey Tie storf1 and eale 10 dars
Ihsu id.y rget lu uYvpiug- idlF;
Or he--'hp sul'cu Canrass iauntd
Ey lrklc llgezcs- on The strlad,
Aud SO II sal cd The waters o'er
To anchor clos3 AZ every shore.
But an The world was we'll content,
il needed not The glfts sout
II needed not Wg love and thought
u only asked 10 gold were brought
Ard thus my nip comes home again
It's weary mission all In valn,
Oh shattered bark with bending mast,
How welcome at your home az last;
For lul the port You left demands
The cargo meant for distant lands,
And all your comfort and your cheer
Dear kindred souls now wait for here.
Carrie CGthcart Day In Southern Diyoaa
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ARRIVALS
At IL. and n. station,

From Boston--tOHj a, m. (Expre.s.
From New iOrk--5:35, g, aud lOij q. m; 1880,
., 3:85, 4 uimited), 7:io (ucw), $40, s:j5
OimtCd) and l0IT p. M.
From pa.t.more-585, dN5, 8, s,9S, s:i5, o.3n,
aud iO3j q. M; l:3D, :, 3.3', 4, 800, I;lo
new, $50, S:s5, and 1857 p, m.
From Chicago, ST. Louis, PlttHburg and Gin
ciunati--Gtj and 0;3O a. M; $50 and 1;l5
pm.
From Buffalo, blnira and Halrlsburg-J'jO a.
m. and ;'ij p. m.
From Manassas, Thoroughfare Gap and Front
koyul-lO.O5 q. M, except Sundays.
From NaTGnton-S:30 u. M, 3;D ana $50
y. m.
From Atlanta, New Orleans and Lynuhburg-
$50 Il. m, and $3.50 D. m.
From pOpG's Creek Linc-S.3j a. IN. (eXCept
suudHysl and $50 p. m.
From Philadelphia-535, and iO:io a. M, ana
lAo, ., aAn 1, ';l5 (new)' $50, SOB and lO'l|
y.
From Richmond and the south-ll a. M; $40
From klaSsndrla-i2.sO Except Monday, O:25,
SEQ $50, $40, i0l6, 1898 and / a. M:
ilO s:lj, 3:iO, $50, ;sl5, 0A0 G!jl and II p.
m. Sundays at 1870 $40 ana II a, m,
b2O O'5l and II r. In
From Cincinnati, Louisville and 81. Louis
b3n and $40 p, N.
From Fort Monroe, Newport News and Nor
fOlk-SI0 u, m, (daily except Sunday.
From Round I'M, Leesburg aud points ON w.
O.& W,-S;iOa, m and 3;lo p. m. The even
Ing train does not run ON sundays.
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NATIONAL uouuopArnrl

~ Uuspiiul, corner Of 2l aud y sts. ~ W,
Washington, Jan, g. isS5,-Ths annual meet.
Ing ui the National Homeopathic llo'pildl
Association will bo held at the hospital build
ing ON MONDAY. JAN, ~, at u'clp * y. M,
Tor the election Of officers to serve for the en-
suing year and for the transaction ot amy
other business that irny properly come before
yiicd tn attend VI which time mcmborship In
the association with tTvllegc Of partlclplt'
ing In tho meeting may be obtained by the
payment of 81.
GEORGE LEE. VI Il WAITE,
SnrrnInrr prealdont.
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.---,. GInsnN nRnTmERs. printora

s>55sz GIBSON BROTHERS,, Printers
k=ty and BookblndCrs corner pcnnsylvanla
avenue and Thirteenth street, desire TO cN-
press their thanks for the very liberal patron
ace bestowed upon the firm ever sluce Us es-
tablishment, % years ago and especially
during the last fifteen months, when SO many
new customers from among our best citizens
have been added to their list OF patrons. They
respectfully announce that, although they
have voluntarily advanced the pay OF their
compositors TO % cents per 900 ems Is cents
more than Is paid In other oflces) their charges
Tor printing will not be increased, but Will re-
main the same as during the past year, Their
establishment, which Is second TO none south
of Philadelphia ia fitted up with the best and
most modern machinery, types, &c, enabling
them, with their corps OF Intelligent and care
ful workmen, TO execute all kinds of printing
and bookblndlng promptly, neatly and accn
ratcly. thus mctiting a continuance OF the CON
HdCnCe of tho general public.
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From IL. d o. station.

For Batimoro-5, C:so, GAo 7:3O, $50 and 1905
q. m; 1910, i:a5 3l5, $3.50, 430, 4:iO, $40,
GAO, Z, s:25 and il p. m; p. m. Sunday
only; 3l5 daily except sunday.
For Annapolis-G30 Sundays $3.50 a. m. and
$40 p. M; l2:l0an 1850 p m.
For Point OF Rocks, Frederick-3:io Il. m; i:i0
p. m. except Sunday.
For .IIarper's Ferry and shenandoah Valley
$50 a. m. and 1910 pm.
For Gaithersburg 1905 a. m; 1890 and li:al
y. m.
For lIagerstown-5 p. m.
For Chicago-l0 a. m, 1910 y, IN.
For I'ttsburg-l0 q. M, S:55 p. m.
For New Orleans (eNpress)-l0 a. m.
For Cincinnati Louisville and 81. Loui5-3S0
I.nl lN.ln Il m
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at II. Il o. station.

From Baltlmore-l2.9O, G;3O, $40 $50, os0, iO!35
ard ll.l5 a. nj 1850, Sunday 8;l5 p M,
o'!O, $50, 5:l0, j25 O35 S, $40 aud 10 y, m.
From Annapolis-S;30 q. m. Sunday l0:3j q.
m, and CS5 p. M, l:5O and S:25 p m.
From treicrck-6;25 Il, M; $3.50 aud s;lI y. m,
From Haiper's Ferry and Shenandoah Valley
ESQ u, m, and $50 p. m.
d.lb, $3.50 and s;l1 p. m.
From lIagerstown-9.53 a. IN, and 5.3O and
h!l1 y. m
From Chicago and plttsburg-7.20 q. IN. aud
Uaj0 y. m.
From New Orleaus-ii:2i p. m.
From Cincinnati, Louisville and st. Louis
$50 q. m. and l:l5 p. IN.
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A1SENEET/|W
BUSINESS COLLEGE,

BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Burned out Dec, 8, will REOPEN MONDAY,
DECEMBER -, IN CoMMoDIous HALLS,
NATIONAL BANK OF THE kEpUBLlC
BUILDING. SOUTHWEST CORNER Trll
AND u STREETS. Established in 1854 More
than iO0OO students have been trained in this
College. Services of its graduates always
in demand a practical business edu'
cation that qualities young men and women
TO support themselves and successfully per-
form the active duties Of life. Thorough in
struotion given in Rapid Writing, the English
Language, Correspondence, Rapid Calcula-
tions, Bookkeeping, Business Practice, Com: Com:
and Type Writing. Regular day aud even
ing sessions. A full corps OF teach.
ers. Tuition fees, day sessions Regular
business course one year $40, payable $40 on
entering and balance in monthly installmonts
of $40 each; year scholarship, in full on
entering, SEQ; tuition per quarter of ten
weeks, $50, paid on entering. Night ses..
sions-Year scholarship, $50 on ontcrlngi 0
months, SIS, payable 50 on entering and bal
ance in monthly installments of 50 each or
SIC In full on entering. Illustrated Circular
sent free on application.
HENRY G. SPENCER Principal.
MRS, SARA A, SPENCER, Vice-Princlnal.
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EDUCATIONAL.
The Ber|itz SchOo|of Languages
4 lin s,trcct NDrth,ycs

AND ALL OTHER PRINCIPAL CITIES.
Recognized rs superior to all other similar
Institutions. UueXcelled advantages for
learning CONVERSATION. Best OF native
teachers. Fec extremely low. New torn now
for ladies, gentlemen and children. Trial los.
sons FREQ. Every Saturday LECTURES free
to pnpils.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12

EoR REET-By S. II. walker, 60
II Louisiana ave n W.
IS u 4 n q, ~ rs, water and gas.,,...... $50
20 u 81 n e. u RS. water and gas.u,,.,.,,.. 20
EOR EENT-Handsomo 10-Eoom
Il brick; all mod inps; thorough repar;
ilrst'class locality; large yds back and front;
1884 5 st n W. Apply TO j. =. WRIGHT, $40
~ st n W or at 2l7 Il Capst
LtOR RENT-0OJ X st n w--Modern
IL conveniences; 3.story brick, splendid To-
cation, 0 rooms. Apply TO Duncanson Bros,
9Th and ID sts n W.
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REkL ESrAIE.

EOR SALE-The North Washington
a. Real Estate Company have large aud
choice line of improved and unimproved prom
crty for sale, offering rare chances for invest
ment. Parties desiring TO purchase or having
tion of the, city will find II to their advantage
70 do so through this company, which gives
It's whole attention and energy 10 the develop.
ment OF That part OF the city, This company
Hampshire ave. at bargain for investment,
Also, 500 600 acres of Improved farm lands
In Virginia for sale or exchange. 1871 L st n W,
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12

THIS is pretty industrious Congress
after all, and It may be that the country
will feel sorry to part with it so soon.
1t is one of the worst faults OF our leg.
islatlve system that about the time one
Congress gets fairly down to business
another one steps in to waste year or
so in getting a good start.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12

THE sudden death of Mayor Hewitt,
was telegraphed from New York this
morning only to be contradicted an
hour or two later. Nj. Hewitt has
been quite sick ever since the day of
his Inauguration but reports differ as
10 the seriousness of his condition.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
oExnKAn Avn cnlrleuL,n.

lrsfEHp,r.
Young man with clip ofphper in bis hand,
soliloquiziug:
Who knows what wealth Is mlno2
Who knows the pIike
That 20 rctsionlUss, 10 this
Small paper lies
Whoknows what suits ofclothcsY
What drives and rides,
What drinks, and smokes an1 fun
In this abides2
Who knows what dear Mammas
VIII call me uicel
What girl In this will fnd
our Paradise
TODAY.
Same scene as first.
know what wealth IS mins
How rich am;
This lottery ticket, here,
Amt worth a d.
sis he young man Of bralnsYn inquired
an old gentleman respecting swell youth.
"Well, really replied his daughter, "l
have had no opportunity Of Judging. never
met him anywhere except in society,"
Heard at the Metropolitan Club:
Gawge; Aw, Fwauk, did you know that
Lord Wolseley, don't you know, had re-
cclved the Prusslan order OF the Red
EagleG
Frank Is that soY Well, It's really
redeagleus, amt It?
Gawge Aw-ah. Watts
Senator Sherman has been FOR long ,lmc
n collector OF valuable autographs. By the
way, the Senator's own is worth about a
million dollars when written Win The proper
business trimmings.
GLOW many calls dil yDn receive New
Years - asked a K.strect glrl OF one from
Connecticut avenue.
~ don't remember, but tAlub there
were eighty four
Goodness gracious, IA that all Why,
we received two hundred and siXty.r
"Oh, well" said the ether, cruelly, lyon
sec we don't have as many creditors around
town as You do
Yield not to temptation,
For yielding is sin;
But it you yield once,
Don't do SO agiu.
We would suggest to the railroad men
who are seeking some less dangerous
method Of heating passenger coaches than
by using stoves, that they adopt the
warmth of expression prevailing in the
Congress of the United States. Experience
has proven that that always grows cold be-
| fore collision occurs.
Most Of the baseball suits worn during
l,a lot l,,.1 La
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
J0s PRINTING.
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Market, corner Of VI, ave. and l. 81 we earn
estly solicit the liberal patronage given our
predecessors, and, by making such additions
TO stock as the demand may require, with
livery of orders, hope TO give satisfaction 10
all who Tatronize us. Respectfully,
S, l.. WlLLETT 81 >. II. GWYNNE,
Successors 10 II. s, Brooke & Co.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
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