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The Washington critic., 1887-09-29
PIEDMONT AIR LINE,

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT SEPT. 4, 1897.
$40 q. m. East tennessee man daily for War
renton, Gordonsvile, Charlottesville,
LdynchGarf d and station. between ASSen
Knoxville, Rome, Calera,. Montgomery
and New Orleans. Pullman Sleeper
Washington to New Orleans.
11:.i a, m. Fast mail daily Tor wsrrcn.on.
Charlottesville, Gordonsville, stations
Chesapeake and Ohio route, Lynchburg,
Rocky Mount, Danville and stations be-
tween Iynchburg and Danyille, Green's
Sg6s S56S hSe9 GnaToe; Aa reans TaFa.
and, California. Pullman sleeper, New
York to Atlanta, in connection with Pail.
Mann, boudoir, sleepers for Birmingham,
Nloksburg and shreveport. Solid trains
Washington to Atlanta. Does not connect
for @. and o. route points Sundays.
$3.50 Pm. daily, except Sunday, for Manassas.
Strasbure and intermediate stations Con-
meets at l,iverton with 5. V. Il. X. for Lu-
ray, arriving p m.
$50 p. m. Western express daily for Warren.
ton, Gordonsville, Charlottesville, Louis
vile, Cincinnati and Summer resorts on
trains Washington to Louisville; also
sGr Lgyseh6nrs , Rock ss,0 aSd
ern points. Through Pullman sleeperi
Washington to Memphis without
change.
Danville, Raleigh, Ashevllle, Charlotte, CO.
lumbia, Aiken, Augusta, Atlanta, Mont
Eomcry New orleans, Pexas aud California.
Pullman seopers Washington to Mont.
gomery, connecting with Pullman paflor
cars Montgomery to New Orleans. Pull
man sleepers Washington to Augusta with
out change.
TRAINS ON WASHINGTON AND OHIO
DIVISION
Leave Washington 9:l2 a. m. daily, except
sunday, and AIS p. m. daily, arrivo
ing, leave Round liill sos a. IN. daily and
la0 p. IN, daily, except Sunday, arriving
Washirgton $50 u, m. and 1855 p. m.
Through trains from the South via Char
lotte, Danville and Lynuhblrg arrive IN Wash
ington $40 u. m. and $50 p. m. via East Ten
nessec, Bristol and Lynchburg, at lo:l5 a. m.
and 0f0 p. M; via Chesapeake and Ohio route
and Charlottesville, $40 p. IN. Strasbdrg
local 947 u. IN.
Tickets, sleeplng-car reservation and In
formation furnished and baggage checked at
ofice, 1900 Pennsylvania avenue, and at Pas.
senger station, P5nnsylyanla II, r., sixth and
B streets. JAS. l.. TAYLOR,
General PASSENGER Auent.
The Washington critic., 1887-09-29

MoSoGRAMs and address dies stamped In
colors at low figures. Kervand's, 1919
Pennsylvania avenue.
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A WEEKLY OCCURRENCE,

Every Friday we make a
special sale" Of all Short
Lengths, Odd Sizes, Broken
Lots, Soiled Goods, etc,
etc, offering them at great
ly reduced or "remnant"
prices, to cause their dis
posal on that day. Friday
is now the recognized shop
ping day for bargains"
The Washington critic., 1887-09-29
"AIderney Dairy Wagons

Ask for 1t. SchlitZs' Milwaukee Lage
Beer. For sale by all leading houses.
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Silence is golden, but 1t makes woman
feel very poor II che cannot talk.
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THE rEARs ESTIMATES.
An Important Meeting of the School
nnnrh.

An Important Meeting of the School
Board.
The School Board met last night and re-
celved the estimates OF the Ways and Means
Committee for the next fiscal year ending
June 80, 1889 Trustee Fish In subnittlng
the report stated that there are 27,952 chill
dren enrolled, and only 1909 have been
accommodated, leaving 500 without school
accommodation.
The report stated that nt least 1870 rooms,
or sixteen s-room new buildings arc needed,
distributed as follows:
First division. two, costing 2i09. 900; second
one, sji 5OO third, one, $500; fourth, one,
S3l, 800; 9Th, two, sG3,OO; sixth, four. $1,000
seventh, three, $4,000; eighth, four, $4,000;
High School, additional west wing, $4,000;
culorcd High School for site and building,
$4,000; total, s5O3,iOO.
COST OF MAINTENANCE.
The estimates for maintenance OF schools
are:
Rent q eighty rooms and Miner ..
buluing,..s, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, $1,000
Janitors paid by the building g....n,, $500
JHnltors paid by the rOOm.,,,,,..,,, 1000
Officers unoluding clerks and mes go,
TcaG6ers OF the washington Iiigh ~
Of $3.50. o..,'',,........ ~ 49, 49, 5000
Eighth division Uwolyc at soisi.."- 1891
. .........,...... 4al.4o0
Repairs and improvements, 10000
Sanitary improvements In old build
lUEs. ssss'''''' sss'ss's's'H ssssss sUUJu
Contingent expenses. 5000
lucla..,...,.,,,..,. ,,...,.,.,,..,.,.. 5000
Industrial schools, ls,........,....".... i2,OOO
Teachers and lanitors OF night
schools. .,.,,...,.....,..,...... 10000
Contingent expenses Of night schools. 1000
o.., a.,
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STEAM BOATS.

NORFOLK AND FORTREss MON
IN ROE.-Daily line to Norfolk, stopping
at Piney Point going and returning. Steamers
Lady Of the Lake and Jane Moseley leave
every day from 7th-st wharf at . p m; excel
lent meals, 75c. Staterooms secured and bag
gage checked at 1919 and 1851 Pa ave and on
steamer. Telephone call o..
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lovxs NOS. r Oovss.
4 Pisssbu,g Hsssl Cissh 1sss fsee sdss vs0
Foseibty Fssssed % nes nssa.

a Pisssbu,g tasssl Csssh s1as fsee saes Wv
Foscibty rsssssd - n.s nsna.
A dark, long hatred man, with . coas VIZ
short In the sleeves and Jean pautalooua. sne
legs oi which were carsisssly Jsmmed Gown
into HIS rough and dusty boosa slsmmed
down shsms.fsrod old vallse on tne c'eik's
desk =, ons OF the issdin. S'sy nSse'S iass
known univ IN tho m0untaiO passes OF In.
diana coTn,y, !" Gan hsvs room Z"
The clerk handed out pen and smiled
slightly. He was mot Impressed suniclenuy
smiie Tue stranger signed hls name. His
writing was indifierenlly good The clerks
su,iie faded away. He was debating Ia his
mind whetner 10 should gently intimate
that strangers without money had 70 pay In
advance, when he noticed that the long.
haired gentleman from Indiana was appsf.
entity about To have IT His form wss con.
vulsod and ono Of hts arms wAs twi isted tack.
his eyes ON the guest, while his lsit hand un.
consciously reached for the button BY which
hecould summons several burly p0rterA Tho
convnlaion ceased, however, ~ suddenly -
II had beeun, and tbs stranger pulled out
somcihing from his hip pocket II was not .
pistol. The clerk hesved Q Sigh OF relief
Tho Atranger came up 70 the deek again and
saying: "Will you put this by for me 2"
handOd over roll oi money - big - John
]. Snllivsn's arm near the bicopA The
served that the outermost bill Of the denomi.
nation ot $1,000. His next move wss 90
make dash Tor the register and with . rub.
b3r erase the room number he had written
against the strangers name. The room IVES
at the top Of the house, and IT, last oocu pant
hsd said before departing that It was not
good enough lodging for . homeless chin.
panzsA lie Of Indiana slept lest night In
the best room In the house. In his roll was
$4,000.
The same clerk told Q Dispatch reporter,
after predatory remark about the fallaoy OF
judging men by their appearance. that he
had had . similar ex perisnos year or two
agn Two gold miners from Colorado on
their way homo TO . small town near this
city stopped Ut ths hOtel. They were clad -
they had been In the mineA The clerk
asked for money In adv The men were
not insuited, but slipped down two rolls OF
u 900 aud $500 lsu xhingly asked II that was
enough. 1t was The next day they Were
the best dressed men In the hotel.
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DOS -kSSAsN0 OOUAflkRs.
Rsbaffed BY the Cssr. They Take to fondiins
Hts gSIx Na0sttH

Paris Letter In London Truth.
The czr was mere incognito last winter.
He had with him an aid do camp, . secretary
valet aud dog. A. he gave stringen
orders that his iucogn'to was to be respected
ny his suite, the gentlemen fell back upon
the tnAstlff ~ an obJ sctivs for the reverence
which they we're In the habit OF iavishinR ON
the master Tho AID de camp Ot the late cxsr
astonished ths French generals, when that
III starred sovereign was lodged at the
Eiysee, by kissing his arm from
the wrist up to the shoulder when
ever he said anything 10 them which
Vas kind or gracious. Alexander III.
does not suffer such close contact, and, - old
habits cannot 10 rooted out iu Q day, tho
courtiers paid To the dog the homage they
used to render to Its master. Tho czAr, when
here inc)gnito, lodged In the Rue do 10
Boetis In q flat lent him by . Russian. An
Eoglish frisnd, who resides In the same
housa, wa ch ID closely the movement OF his
imperial fellow lodger aud his suite. He
tells me that Alexandria was Just like q
freshly emsncipated schoolboy, % over.
joyed was he at being freed from the dread of
dynamite, aud that he OK pressed his state OF
feelings In gleeful Manifestations and boyish
practical jokes The dog shared his Joy, and
the two cpurtisrs 70 lowed, not the cars but
the dogs lead.
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II a sea.Ssrk ssasseusev,

On the ocean. cares little about a storm. Ho
Is positively Indifferent whether he Is washed
overheard or not. But, set right by . wine.
giassfGl or two Of IIostctter's stomach Buffers.
he feels renewed interest In his personal
safety. This fine corrective neutralircs In
brackish water-oftcn compulsorily drank on
shipboard, TO the greyous detriment OF
heaith--the rerncious impurities which give
rise to disorders Of the stomach, liver and
bowels. To the mariner. the tourist. tho
Western pioneer and miner. the Biticrs Is
invaluable as q means OF protection against
malaria, when its seeds are latent In air and
water. To the effects OF oyerwork, mental or
manual, 1t l. a most reliable antidotc, and to
the debtlitated aud nervous. IL affords great
aud speedily felt relief and ylgor.
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Exeassmsnt FEM.

Great excitement has been caused In the vi.
SSinaty 9 In o. OF tnrs' Tex. by the rsmsrkabls rs-
hs could nos !1Ia o. Hi:. & Ii! sehin.sss; hns.s
Soys ss,a ., nS r. w 6ipg OF SonsumptiOn
sent him Finding relisi. hs bought Ssryy S,s SSs
tie and boz Of pr. Kings New Lie PiIls Inv Nv
two bottles OF the Discovery hs w vsIi ana ana
had gained IN fesh thirty.six pounds, s"~
Trial Bottles Of this Great DiscOverv 0or Co,
sumption free AZ Il. b. C0ohranS DruS stors' N is1
and i@ North Queen street, LAncaster pa Is,S IsS'
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"lf woman vi l. sho will " II she WI Rtake
Dr Bulls Cough syrup tor her cold, she W.H be
cured.
Take good adylce.-i have suffered with bad
headaches tor years: and have tried many RENE
dies vii hOut obtaining relief was advised to
give salvation on u trial. and Il has entirely
CURED mo. EDWARD BALTL. (Butchsr)
La fayettc Market. baltimore, Nd.
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You Can ,,epsud On II.

"for severe toOthschs and neuralgia of the
head nsed Thomas Eciectric OIL This Is Ger.
.ainiy tain, me ee:t thing ever knew for relief or
It." MIS- A. n. Frank, III W. Tuppsr street. Mi
faIo. y: For sale by H. Il Cochran drnagist.
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Was miraculous operation. 40 one thinks Of
raising the ds.d these times. though some des-
perateiy close to Deaths dOtr have been com.
pletely restored by Burdock Blood Riffsvs IN
genuine and las ing health. For sale by Il Is
Cochran. druggist, lH and l39 North Queen
street, ancaster.
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The Popaissao. q Lans.sssr

half are troubled with some affection Of ~
Threat and Lung:i :: those con, yIaints are e.
olhSH. We would advise all not TO neglect ~
Opportunity % Gall on as and get . 6otuo Of
.. TSs;ssss' ass;sss q Ssa sasss :ssssAe:
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Humbugs, I,nposssrs, Thieves.

The above are terms applied to the unreliable
ana dtshonest. Or. 1homas' Eclectrtc on for
al aches. sprains. and pains 10 not thing Of de.
ception Out pleasant and honest remedy 1t ~
claimed for ~ FOR sale by II. d. Cochran, drug
gtst, w ana lS9 North Queen street, Lancaster,
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inmsdistely relieved by Shilohs Cure. sold bv
4 -: COCHRAN. drugeist Nos. ls7 and is9 North
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~ AOlAL HOflUAA.


The above ts an old saw as savage rs II IL
sens. less You can't "grunt ont" dyspepsia
nor liver CON plaint nor nervousness II they
once get goOd hold. They don't renOvs them.
y Ives In that way. The taking u few doses OF
Huvdock Hood Biners Is better than "Grunt.
Ing IL out" What We can Gu RI let's not endure
Tor sale by n. u. Cochran, druggist, 1877 and l3l
North oussn street, Lancaster.
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0AOfOAk
-
HOOPS BARSAPARlLLA.
A good Appetite


OWN ~
10 essential 10 good health bat q this ssasos u
e oftcn lost. owing 10 the poverty Of inpurity Of
the blood. dsnngVmsnt OF the digestive or6aae,
ana tbs weakening effect OF ths changing seas0n.
uOod's earsApartlia ID . wonderful medicine for
creatinS an appotits, t0ning Tie digestioa, and
swing strsnsth N the whole system. Now 10 Tie
time to tAAe H. Bs sure 70 get Hooos.
Hoods 0AroApastllo
~ have taken Hoods 1arsapariila. ana an
slad TO say II hiss curod mo OF . very severe pain
In the small Of my bact. { also gave u 70 ny
little GIRL sho had very little appetite bat
hoOd's Sarsaparilla has increased Il wonderfully
and from our s1perisnco highly recommend
this excellent medicine" Msa 4. v. bAusLua
lSoK Van Horn street, Jersey City.
Makes the Weak strong
81 must say Hoods sarsaparilia b tho best
medictns ever used. Last spring had no ap.
petite. and tho least work did fatigusd mo ever
% much. began 70 take Hoods sarsaparilla,
and soon I seit as n couid do ~ much in DAY
~ hd formerly dOne In week. Ny appetite
10 vOraciOus." MRs. n. v. BAYARD, Atlantic
City, Nj.
"Hood's sarsaparilla gave mo new life ana ~
stored mo 70 my w0nted health and strength" :"
WiLLIAn u. CLoraH. Tilton. n.
HOODS SAR9APARlLLA
eoid By all druggists. 81; six for .. Prepared
BY Y. I. HOOD CO.. Lowell. Aass.
100 Doses One Dollar
MwgAw
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L. something to be avoidOd Rabies with colds
babies with Group. babies with scaids. burns,
biks. aches. spra,hs. or pains are bound to be,
come noisy tenants OF the househ Dr.
7AomaS Eciectrto OH will euro all these com.
plants. sOr sale by II. h. Cochran, druggist,
l0 and l39 North Quoen street. LanCastnr.
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RUPTuRE-CURE GUARANTEED BY
phia PH k.ss e oncs. No opsrasion or 6usi-
s o.ss seisx: Sno9Ren9s e suisA At xeystoes
Si F. zsss:s sss:s;ssssy sy q isss sSslsi;1 sS;II
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HuArHREYs.
HoMEorArHro
SproIrIcs.

Hook OF All diseases. Cloth and Cold Binding.
lA Pages. with Stsel Engraving.
NAILED fREE.
List OF PriAoipAl Nos. Cures. Price.
!. 1uvRRs. Congestion. 1nfiammAtions ........1
, Z WORMS, Worm Fever, Worm Collie .s....8
\ !RYIna Colo, or 1sething Of Infants. .......8
T. DiARRBGA. OF Children or Adults .....,,....N
T. Drsn.TsEr. Gripping. Biious Colic.........9
CHoLsRA MnRBus. Vomiting ..................8
!. CouaHs. Colds. Hronchitis.
.. kuUnALotA, TOOthache, Faceach0. .......... q
y. HEADACHES, Sick Headache, Vertigo. ........1
10. DvsrxPsiA, bilious Stomach. ...........,.....1
II. surrRnssnD or PAINFUL PsRiopa. ............8
u WHirus too erOfnss Periods. ................0
~ CRour, Cough, Dinfcult Breathing .........8
T. sALT hHsun. krysipelas, EruptiOns ........8
Is. kHsunArisn. Rheumatic Pains. ..............8
is vnvnK AND Aau. Chiils. Aalaria.............oO
y. P!L.s: niind or Beeding ...::..:.....0
~ CArARRH, Inhuenxa, cold In the Head -. 20
~. WHooPISo CouaH, Violent coughs. ........ 80
- 9nHuRAL DEBILITY, Physical weakness. :. 80
- NsRvous DEBILITY. ...:....................oLO
~ URiNAHv WuAKHEsa, Wotting bed ......,,. 90
~ DisRAsss OF tbs HaARr. Pal pitatiOn :. oiO
Sold ny pruvgtsis or sent post paid on receipt
~ prtce.-uuhP AEUiCIkR Co. i'm
TultOn 81. N. r. iebxS-lydk 4 y n " Ar
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pENNHYLvANlAR RAILROAD oUuNn
4 UL1.-ln eject from June IA issA
1raine LAW LAnuASfm ana l0SV0 ~ ne11N
ct PhiladolphiA - follows ~
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A Pies,au, Ackuov,edrmens

Pleasant AcknOWiedgment
"Had sour stomach and miserable appetite for
month";, and grew thin every day. I used Bar.
dock Hood Bfiters with the most marvellous re-
s.lts feel splendid" Mrs. Joseph johnson,
Pitt bnrg, Pa FOR sale by II. Il. Cochran, drug
8tst. l3' and lS North Quesn street. Lancaster.
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WEAK MEN

suffering nom the effects OF youthful errors.
enriy decay wasting weakness, lost manhood.
tAlnlng full particulars for home cure, t8Ek OF
onasxe. 4 splenoi0 medical work should be
~ ~ every man who II uervOuS and 0ebtli.
s1sSiS mil ilsnS1Hss. ASS1aHss. r&Os. .. 2, s0WLEK
Morning journal and courier., 1887-08-06
turned 8 handspring, in which his feet broke

turned a handspring, in which his feet broke hanging lamp, and then howled: "Yi-hi-yi- yi-hi-youck! I wanter fight! Stop yer bull fiddlel Y-i-i-i!n The violinist reached the door in two jumps. The rest of us were going all the time.
 ''Pm CT murd'rer! Ju lear meg I'm CT bloody murd-rer!" yelled Pockmarked Smith
 "Whoo- pc! whoo-pel ki-vikel ki-vikel Xii vike! ki-vike!" yelled Patsy Dougherty as he beat the floor with chair.
 "Clear this year hall CT I'll eat yer! Git out CT I'll drink yer blood!" whooped Big Jack.
 '1Say; I've shot men in 'leven territories!" said Jimmy, the road agent, as he pulled out gun and began to practice on the stops of the organ.
 "Ya-a-ahl I've stabbed men from New Orleans to St. Paul,' returned Wisconsin Joe.
 "Jes' watch Dennis McCasey! Keep your eye on old Dennis McCaseyl" howled that in- dividual as he smashed up the stove with chair.
 q kin lick anything that walks! War,r tharl War-r thari Lar-r-riupi" put in Snub'em Pete
 'FYikel Yike! Wh-a-a-a-ah, Gimme rooui gimme rooml" snarled Bill Hostetter again, as he pounded the wall with a board torn from the platform. Then they went around once more
 He had room so far as we society people of Estelline were concerned. We were &C., quainted with these gentlemen from the ranch, and we had been falling over one an- other in getting down stairs. They kept it up among themselves in the hall and down went home
 such little events used to frequently occur at social gatherings in Estelline in an early oay' ana It does us good to recall them.
Morning journal and courier., 1887-08-06

l It will be noticed that the good advice -
 summer time consists largely Of "donits.' y
 Whatever you want to do don't do it. Thus,
 by spending your time in way to make you
 wish you were dead, you may manage to keep alive.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
 The Augusta Chronicle says the girls of
 that town ftcan take the shine off anything" :" We should like to have the Chronicle furnish
 us with the address of some girl who will
 contract to take the shine off our last win
 ter's coat.-Yonkers Statesman. A little Austin boy, whose impecunious
 parents are always moving from one house to another, was asked by the Sunday school of Egyptp' 'sBecause they couldn't pay
 their rent, I reckon. ."-Texas Siftings. Professor in physics (explaining a compli-
 cated machine to the student|-"Please ob- serve that the slender rod passes over to the
 second or smaller wheel etc.; while this Burning vigorously is the crank that sets the whole in motionl" Daughter from the stu dents. )-New England Journal of Education.
 Footman out of livery Go ceachman1- We'll, Smithers. how are you getting ons You're off soon, I suppose. Coachman-Well, no; I'm a-goin' to send our people abroad at the end of the month,
 and then we shall have the 'ouse to ourselves,
 and-we shall see somethink of yer, perhaps. Punch
 A Boston Sunday school teacher was en- deavoring to impress upon the minds of her little pupils the necessity of good behavior.
 "You must be very careful how you act, V said she, 'sfor if you act badly you will be
 punished, while if you act good you will be me what he will get if he acts wella" A bright little fellow, whose father was an actor, immediately replied: "Det tailed be-
 fore the turtain, I dess. Budget.
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SHO N.

Young nostess-I must show you my babv Mir. Brown are you fond of them? Brown (absent- t-minded)-Yes, oh, yes; but haven't eaten any lately. Information comes from New York that the torrid wave has been arrested. Some fool of judge will be sure to grant stay of proceedings and let it out on bail.-Boston Post.
 Down in Revere they use water drawn from artesian wells and discouraged mother says it is so hard that the neighbors can hear it squeak when she uses it to wash the baby Somerville Journal.
 Ada-Why, one of your cheeks is red as fire and the other as pale as a ghost.
 Ella-Yes. Harry was on one side and I was afraid mamma would see us on the oth- er.-Town Topics.
 The next Century is to have an article on ''The Education of the Blind" That will be timely. Blinds ought to be taught to respond instantly when the string is pulled. burg Chronicle Telegraph. Countryman Gin restaurant)-"1 guess you kin git me up nice piece of beefsteak, and have 1t fried rare." Waiter-"Friedr' Countryman-"Yes, you don't expect I'm going to eat it raw, do youf'-New York Sun.
 Professor Proctor says he has discovered two new suns. It is to be hoped he will have sense enough to keep them in the back ground until next winter. One sun is more than enough this sultry weather.-Norris- town Herald
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The CIoWn,s Rose.

From the New York Clipper Over there where the thrush is calling Among the blossoms beyond the town, On "'nobody'S lot,'' with few tears falling Strangers buried the homeless clown. was boy. but remember
 lt was many year ago) How he stayed, in the soft September Left behind by the show ,'' you know. White were the hands that smoothed his pillow. Sweet were the voices he longed to hear; He talked of home beyond the pillow, And whispered oft of a mother dear. They who watched said that when even Spread her mantle above the town A light that seemed smile from heaven Kissed the face Of the dying clown They let me enter when all was over; tiptoed up to the quiet cot, And breathlesSly for a while did hover Where knew the soul was not. His smile that comes to Ere from sorrow he finds surcease; On the face of the stranger snowman Rested the sign of painless peace. None of kin, no sister, brother,
 Followed the old clown to his rest; Some hand laid, for the distant mother, One late on the quiet breast. They buried him there, where the shadows falling Touch the pines on the hillock's brow, And tis said that a thrush calling, Just as you hear calling now. Seasons came, and the snowy clover Brought the bee to the quiet spot; But none thought of the friendless rover Show and snowman had been forgot One day two little children blowing
 Over the meadow the thistle down Found Q rose in it's beauty growing
 On the grave Of the homeless clown. Who had planted it?-sister? brother? None had followed him to his rest, Then we thought of the some mother Placed that day on the silent breast. Every fall where the thrush is calling, Over the clover sweet and brown, Mingled leaves and petals falling
 Kiss the grave of the friendless clown.