Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-06-06
supplementary Smiles.

A woman woke her husband during the storm
the other night, and said: Il do wish you would
stop snoring, Tor want 10 hear IL thunder
Otd9o FITNESS.
An honest man is the noblest work OF God. and
oalky horse Is about the meanest.-Somerrilie
Journal
our Waiters-Col. Slayeu-''Mose. give me two
soit-ooied eggs and piece OF toast MOSe-s.I'S
sorry To hab TO 'splain TO YOU Massa Colonel DAT
de eggs don't bile good dis nawnin. Dey makes
mighty fine Omelet, do. Shall / bring YOU one
sah:"-HBPer'S Bdzar.
She was Surprised.-Husband observation-disclosures
isa very interesting article from Japan on the
Mikado." W1fe-.Dear me, Has the .Mikado'
isningF-Pllck
COllecter-.I am losing great deal of time try
Ing TO collect this bill from you" Debtor-.Don't
worry about losing time. am going 10 pay you
In time."-IeIds sSiftiIlQs.
In WashingtOn-'.DO you see that stout elderly
man In front or the Willari?- ..Yes; what about
him. Nothing. except that he is a-freak." -
freak?" "Yes a freak" allow sO?" "He is the
only lawyer in the city who does not expect 10 be
the successor TO the late Justice Woods Of the Su-
prene Bench-"-Teras SytiHgs.
''Thank yOu,r said one OF Tfnany,s clerks TO a
man who had just paid SO, 900 for diamond pin
"Will you take IL with you, or shall L send il 10
your beer saloon In HObOken?"-Je1Cetry Ne,cs
a little West Bluff boy recently aStonished his
mother ON his return from sunday school by rem
derlng the hymn, The COnsecrated Cross I'd
CuH CUT -
Last Sunday teacher in a Maine Sunday school
mad b"ten telling her class about Moses. dwelling
at Iciltn upon MS character, and, desiring
IneIr altehti9h anu memory. she asked: "What
kind OF a child was MO~ts:r All was silent FOR n
moment when one fellow answered up: Il think
he Was boy. ma am. "-BdngOr Commercial
IL Is singular fact, but nevertheless true that
when TWO young men meet they address each or hpr
elbow you, Old MANI" and that when two Old
fellows meet they say, My boy-T-LaHcaSter E1-
onsiner.
Or. c. A. Board OF Liberty, made such a ringing
speech for enllstinS The Baptist women OF vir-
ginla IN The Las mems movement that Prof J. I.
AVTrett asked, Isn't he = widOwer?'-RicitHtond
Religious Herald
I'VE VIII sing The 32ath hymn" said the minis
ter at the close or pathetic funeral sermon ait
was Iayorite with the remains. 'So,lc C1ty Ct,I
Georgfana-'John Henry, wake up! There's
John Henry-"IIush-sh-h, hear him; he's rum
ulAflhg IN the pantry now. Keep perfectly quiet,
ana he may eat some or that PIE YOU made yester-
day. Then we'll have him .t-Life.
The remarkable fact that senator Cameron the
other day took bis baby from the peraInbuIatOr
and Crr1e II Into his house in his arms so aston
the burden OF his narrative The spectacle OF the
great unbending Is always impressive but the cor
respondent Was almost much astOniShed as was
M Pepys when ne called upon the Duke OF York.
and, a. he recorded with awe, found him PLAYING
with his children-"l1ke a common father -
lORkers Statesman.
baby sister has lately come 10 q Boston house
hold The children, hearing that the baby was TO
have always heard addressed a. Miss Acrne@ c,iys
the Ute 10 the baby ''NhdI is the name az your
baby sister" asked = lady on the street-car @Her
name is Miss Agnes, said Jack, grayely And
how OLD Is she?" the lady went on. "Oh, she isn't
any old: she Is all new. Don't you know about
baoies.'-IiaTpers YOUNG People.
APAcEEs On THE WARPATH.-Wn. Diehl who
was AeTd1ng cattle near CrUwlcyS ranch, sixty
miles north OF Benson. ATiZ, on the san Pedro
River. was killed by Indians Friday afternoon.
Jno. seaman, who Was also Al the same place de-
Tended himself and succeeded IN making his e.
cape. The military at Fort Iiuachuca were noti-
he'd ami have gone IN pursuit or the Indians. The
latter are undoubtedly ApaCnCo Who left san Car
los last week ana who number twenty persOus.
They are SUPPOSE 10 BE- heading for Mexico.
RACES SATURDAY AND SUSDAY.-The winning
horses at ~ LOUIS saturday, were POcatilIO, NaI-
entine, Terra Gotta, JacOOin, and Tennessee The
mOnd, Firenzl Phil Lee, Nettte, and Jim MCGOWAN.
The winners at La1tOnta were Jennie Mcfarland,
Splnette, The Crow, RedStone and Wandered.
The race FOR the grand prize OF Paris at ChanIily
Tenebreuse. Mr.. VI. DawsOns bay colt The Baron
was second, and Baron A. de SchickIer's bay colt
krakatOa third.
A LITTLE GIRLS MYSTERIOUS DEtTH.-Little
Magdalen ZOrn has been missing from her home in
New York for nearly a fortnight. she went TO a
picnic OF 5chooimateS AT the ruins OF Fort George
and was lost sunday afternoon her body was
found In swamp at 2O6th street and l1th avenue,
near the place where she was last seen.
Gov. Beaver, OF Pennsylvania, signed the bill TO
prohibit the employ ment OF any child under the
aye OF twelve years In any mill, factory mine.
ChaS e. Brockway, the noted fOrger, sentenced
In Rhode Island In october 1850, Tor fiye years.
and IN 1sSJ Tor further term OF three years has
been pardoned for good conduct.
woman named Christie, who was injured on
the New York, Rutland and Montreal Railroad at
coffin