The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-01
PASTE AND SCISSORS.

The Kansas City Cable Railway
company will have to bridge the juno
ton. Evening News.
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The editor put on his hard boiled
shirt and scissor-tailed coat and split
the wind for Dallas Tuesday.-Pilot
Point Tex Mirror.
In Colorado when a man becomes
too prominent in local politics they
hang him. This seems to be a very
good idea. Atlanta Constitution.
After all, it may be said that the
st. Louis base ball club supplied ex-
cellent support to the Detroit team
during the latter's starring tour of the
country.-St. Louis Chronicle.
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Memphis has ceased to hello, the
machines are on a strike for higher
wages and the Memphians are striking
back by refusing to yell at the ma
Chimes Springfield Herald.
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The Princess of Wales children
are frequently spoken of as having
remarkably quiet manners. They
break out occasionally, however, and
now they are "broke out" with mea-
sizes. st. Joe Gazette.
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There is only one thing that both
ers Chicago concerning George Fran
els Trains dreadful threat never to
visit that city again until he is invited.
He didn't file bonds to stick to his
agreement.-Philadelphis Press.
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Preparations for hanging the seven
anarchists III the county Jail at Chi
cago have been begun. Carpenters
are building the scaffold, the ropes
have been bought and tested and the
suits and black caps ordered. Parsons
Sun.
1t would be just as well for the Wall
street crowd to be on the look out for
something to drop pretty soon. Jay
Gould has announced his determi-
nation to take another lay-of and 60
to Europe for much needed rest
St. Louis Chronicle.
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The American public cannot be
lashed into excitement over joint.
debate between Mr.. Henry George
and his socialistic opponents. The
relative merits of their respective
theories cannot concern a people who
will always reject both.-Post Dis
patch.
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The weather is q little bleak, but
winter is not here. At least it is not
here to stay. Before the cold days
of real winter appear is yet to come
that smoky. hazy and delightful
weather known as Indian summer.
At all events this is the experience of
the past.-Kansas City Star.
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The business men of Pierce City
are considering a proposition to build,
a sorghum sugar factory at that placed
There is no doubt but two or three of
those important industrial enterprises
will soon be established in the south
west and one of them at least will be
built in Springfeld.-Herald
tx
The report that live mastodons
have been discovered in Alaska is
no matter whether it should /
prove true or false. If it be true the
menagerie business will receive q
boom, and if false the /
story as a sample of lying in high lat
itudes will rank among the classic I
of the present century,
Parsons Sun.
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Citizen Train claims that he has
been slandered by one of the St.
Louis papers. He wants 100000 +
as damages. Citizen Train apparently
expects to live long time. One
hundred thousand dollars would sup
ply him with peanuts enough to keep
bim alive for over 1000 years. What
a waste of money and peanuts !
Chicago Tribune.
The death of Minister Manniog has
aroused about a dozen men in Texas
to knowledge of the fact that they
are peculiarly fitted for the position J
of Minister to Mexico. Each and
every one of them thinks that his
Endorsement is his juxta-
position to the Mexican line. 1t is
highly probable that the preslder'
will select Manning's successor accor
iinn 10 ability and nat accnrdino q