Telegram-herald., 1887-08-28


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Fslf a. lhs <sisf,-l4n ~ ne eDitol
saff a. ne s~an atze and s1seiy ie@i
Is ronsua ais psaElns 'onsas s-i ra~ased hiA
To .oeiy oiaekasss hom sAe pusssl ~hs,e
--Alffoa's . 0rtL
NJ AZ the sursss ard uost un-
IN mistsEabls sixns Of tas prosperity
ana tAe rapid gTo~th oc this oeanti-
~ fai city By The rapids between me
hills Is ths advent and Increase of ths cor
mar MERCHANTS. There Is scarcely : promi-
n~nt corner down town that hss not -
frust veadsr - czndy merchant or It's
w.fas baker. The song Of the frankfort
.aDsae. nan /. heard By night and niee,
s..en.r uasrsfs s.eamlns hot may be had Of
him A lste a. four Of the morning There
"a not tosiaV In al the west countries -
sg-rvthinx = "W.s, this side Of Albany
a cify that Is having naors healthy and
steady growth than Grand Rapids Csmpaa
Pl.cs sees al sorts Of performers from the
educated birds % the perforning bears. l
belisve no one oat This vay has ever yet
exhibited any performing 1eas. Blythe
way. have yvu ever seen Professor Samson
With his asas down near the New York
oostofice. Kiss wonderful exhibition he
gives With the little nites.
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A singular advertisement attracted the
attention Of the editor OF Ti-4fA in New
York. Il was call for 10000 live fess TO
be delivered ia parcels Of not less than $500
each atz certain address. Hs writes. Il
ssnfess my curiosity 70 know what = man
eou.d want with such vast number OF
these interesting insects led me to go and
make personal inquiry. found the man
~ass lea trainer. and I gathered these facts,
that it taxa three months 10 teach fez TO
DO anything worthy of puolic perform
ance. That only one tea n a thousand can
hs taught anything. That = performing
a.s usually lives year With great care,
snd that in respcn-s 10 bis advertisement
he had only received in three days one
package estimated 70 contain 5000 dsas.
and they came from the dog pound. He
paid SIS for them, and they were very good
deas.p
The beautiful and unfortunate Empress
Eugenie in the he;gth Of her glory
and proves, once expressed
desire 10 see Prot. samson and bis wonder
ful feas. He was showing ol-their tricks
when one OF bis best performers made a
bound on to the sacred person OF tbs En-
press. Ife was 50 s1sc.sd by the icss that
the Empress consented to retire with her
maids Of hoaor to look for the tea. They
csme back in ten minutes triumphsnt and
TIE Empress handed the insect back to the
Professor With her most winning smile.
He looked st Il attsntivsly and said, "Ex-
cuss me- your Majesty. this is not my fes-" F"
Then De was turned out.
2 7
To return 10 our mnttons-or rather our
hundred thousand inhabitants The poor
old slab towns known as the Ssginsvs and
Bay City are still croaking st Grand Rapids
aud claiming that the second city OF the
STATE vii De located over their way. Possess
your souls my briny compstriots. were you
20 take in the whole GALAXY along the
slumbering Saginaw. from Bridgeport down
Including Csrrollton. Zilwaukee. Ports.
mouth. salzburx. Kawkawiin and the two
says and the two Bays you could not equsl
Grand Rapids in numbers, in wealth and IN
r Ill II
wooiy West Is Win tie Waller
city and nothing can stay il.
mighty progress. There lies before me
letter OF recert date spent th,
claims Of the Saginaw pspers which n.
writer terms Much Ado About Nothing
Ny correspondent should have dated hi:
letter B (Which The wise msu Of the sssi
Who drell in Gotham hsvs translated
Bloody Chestnut he tells a musy
story Of the dream of Jones Of Saginaw
However. AZ IL = vell turned don't mind
repeating it. OF courss. Jones' dreamed thsi
be died and knocked At St. Peters gate and
in answer 70 The xood old guardians en-
quiries hs replied "Is isl. Jonss--Jonss oi
Saginaw Equally. Of course. So. Pets'
looked over ths register and coulda't 6nd
ths rsrse Of Jones of Ssginsw. he ioorneyed
sadly down 70 Sheol whese The ex xperiencs
vas repeated Satsn could not lei
him in because he could nol
fna he nsme of "Jones-Joues. Of Sagi
say And then Jones With an sxonizins
.aics cried .ioud. ~Nerciful Father. mast
n back to the Sszinsws sgsini' and IN hl,
ss-rair he kicxed and kicked against n.
solid. sntiQue-osk fcofbosri Il bis Grand
Rapids bessteai until be swoke - md hi.
fesrs reaiized--he wss still In the land of th.
saginsws.
Old s.sueezepennv IS harrying siorx tn,
street at a terrific rate of speed. when be 4
stopped sy an acauainsa1ce
What's the hurry this morninse'
"Dont step me-ru suing up - PRO
pese to The eidcw-got to 30 4
to.iay. there's only monta more"
sYou scn't n'esn t3teiI ne Sqaeezsrennv
thar vou-veIL rhsf Is the matter anv
warf
WHY. you see the LICENSE la- goes int.
eject scns veeks iron toisy. thar VII cos
another 5oiisr ard I've got 70 xiss aer
month 10 grt ready il
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