The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-07
PITH AND POINT.

Electricity is very serious matter,
and yet Edison makes light of it-Lye
You can outlive SANDER in half tn,
time you can outargue it-Law Cir
cular.
There is one tie-up that everyone
can approve of, and that is marriage
Boston Post.
You should never tease blackbirds
They are apt to get raven mad. Pits
burgh Chronicle.
How to be happy, though married.
try and get on without the hired girl
Syracuse Herald.
We confess to the weakness of liking
to hear nice things said OF us, Rich
mond (Ky) Gilman.
The corncob palace to be erected al
Sioux City will DO an Amazing ediiice
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
1t is not free speech but free explo
sives to which the American people OBJ
ject. -New York World.
Many man has got into peck o
trouble by hiding his light under :
bushel. Boston Gazette.
The first steps of love are found il
the admiring stares of the yount
couple. Boston Bulletin.
1t isn't called high mass on account
of steep pew rents; that is a mistaken
idea. Merchant Traueier.
The orderly of the day is very fire..
quent and disreputably the disorderly
of the night - Washington Critic.
If we are to have wings in the here
after we don't exactly see how we are
to get our clothes on.-FWniShing
Goods Review.
Chicago is the champion curiosity
town of the world. She has coal
dealer that gives good weight. 49, Gin
cinnati Herald.
When the millennium comes along
Wallstreet brokers will be found work.
ing it for stock ent-Bahi
more american.
Our best friends are those who keep
perfectly quiet when some one is
enumerating our virtues. Shoe ano
Leather Reporter.
my futures at stake" remarked E
Duluth board of trade man as he bet his
December wheat on ball game.-DH.
luth Photographer.
Church choirs in Wales are very con.
sderate. They 60 up to the tops OF
the highest mountains to practice. -
Ne,o York Tribune
Lower your muzzle," was the re.
mark made by Nashville girl to 8
young man who kissed her on the nose.
Detroit Free Press.
Ignatius Donnelly says the Atlantis
was submerged in the flood, but Moses
did not seem to Noah thing about it,
Duluth Photographer.
The editor of The Hebron Register
refers to the gifted editor of a con
temporary as an egotistical wart -
Nebraska State Journal.
The kindest wish we can express for
the Chicago anarchists is that their
death on the gallows will be speedy anc
certain. Boston Record.
The man who wanted to borrow 500
on his cheek didn't think the matter
worthy of note, but the other fellow
did.-Duluth Photographer
The boy whose mother whaled him
with a five-foot apple-tree sprout said
he had enough of Long Branch for the
season. - Waterloo Observer.
The opposition of the churches tc
horse-trotting shows is looked upon by
most outsiders as merely race pre-
judice. Duluth Photographer.
We hear a great deal more about
college graduates in journalism. than we
do about journalism in college gradu-
ates. darlington Free Press.
A Charlotte Harbor man has set 3
hen on alligator-eggs. That hen will
think she has the jim-jams when the
shell breaks. Orlando Reporter.
Tho Texas robber who made the
stage-driver give up his Waterbury
watch deserves to DO compelled to keep
the thing wound up.-Boston Globe.
Mrs. Langtry imports her plays. her
clothes. and her servants from Eng
land; in fact she imports about every
thing except her husband.-Boston
Post.
Thrice blessed is he who wakes up
on Sunday morning and does not find
step-ladder necessary when he wants
to scratch his head. Nebraska State
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