The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-05-03
HE LIME KILN CLUB.
An Attempt 10 Burn Its Building Made
the Occasion of some RESOLUTIONS.

the occasion OF some ke-oihlloh-s
The thirteenth dastardly attempt to de
stroy Paradise hall was revealed nt o'clock
Saturday evening when the iauiior arrived
to place The hall in order for the usual meet
ing Ever since the attempt of la.t October,
bear traps and spring guns have been set at
every door and window when The hall was
closed. and the would be- iucenl.ry wa.
caught. but escaped. leaving bloody boot in
the trap behind him
4. soon ns tine meeting wa. called to order
the janitor reported the case, accompanied by
"A war map aud Brother Gardner arose and
said:
Ny frens dis incident furnishes me wild
an opportunity 10 address you on Do -ubiick
of Goolnr-s SIS Badness H. when "a baby
was three days ole hoe could reason m cal
kilate. lao would reason as follows. Heah |
ar. sound. healthy boy, wild big show of
GROWN zap to manhood DE more kick am
yell AM mIsbchavc do0rn my infancy de mo
spankiu's mo receive DE better / mind an
de gooder | ar as boy de- easier ! will slip
along As "a young man / shall Doe upright
am honest. As middle aged man ! shall
act on de squar a.. an old man ! shall quit
chawin' plug tohacger. read mp ON de- Bible
an go 10 bed airy.
"Nich,dne>- doan' pay fgsar 1t nap as sou
Will We hcy bad many instances of 10 iudis
club, an we ar surrounded wild em al home
" hen Whalebue Ilowker stole q wheelhar-
Ter belouru 10 Pickles Smith he at fI,t re-
jlicel am was glad. lie felt dat he was -
ahead of d game, and he p0ked hi-,elf boa de
rib, fur a smart man HowsumeOer he
hadn't had dat stolen vehickIe ,po--'shun
two hours when hi- game rO0sterdlel. de dog
catcher picked up his dog. am 20 man VINO
owed him - went into bankruptcy. Hecould
hgger dat Does was IS ont of pocket, am den
Pickles f0m out who stole Dis wheelOarrer
an cum ob.r au lekel Whaleb0ne w'dm am
inch of Doll, liie besides.
"Tabo de cl-eof Bermuda Jones. uno lb-
mex doah to Condensed Cunningham Bar-
mula soft down wild piece of chala an lig
gerei zap dat uicselne-- paid COPPER cent.
am Doe went ol.r to do grocery. backed mp
aeiu cracker barl ana while Dee .usaI-'d de
grocer m 20 reuau- discussion Wd one hani
be flied h.. hind pocket wid crackers uii de
oddcr IT, started out of dat grocery ieeIn'
dat ho ua- -eYrn cents ahead au' still -auIu,
but what $3.50, doe r-utt a small h0Y. vino
wa- iu dlr tl bus CENTS wort oI anF. seed
dc huII performance au' told de grocer i}er-
muda wa. i0U.roi home, Knocked down boz
hi, own nfrheu. an' made to give zap de io
cane seat cheer, lu Dos pulor to settle Ole case.
Did Doc profit byh., badness. Ddle make
any 200 per cent 900 DAT,
"Aeiu. ta., ID. m.eoi kumoi Lelu-wel
Kabm bad Sis La-hou heu- boo my coop
am Doe coveted em. Instead of comm o. me
ina frank. honest way au' oilcru' tomyd0-e
hens 200 deIr value u' gihu' me his note due
i'm LI... d.t. bee -f.sl. ufon ln,. ,,9n in do
Gloom, 0f r.iIni.lt au' f0r.'llv papn.a.cs uv
poul.iy lie cnuckei to h..-..I ...l Dds
suartne-, AM Dee f-ur.I up hi. copper cent.
profit. hlf N,m.si, ual' on Li, trlI He
lelt 0n.of deYl. IIueuatche~ ou Do. pants ou
ANAL Oh. coop. au nh-u found mv hau,
CON. walked o0er t1 IBIS humble cabin am
took him hr Doe neck nu' dranrd hIm out
door, Some off you hcy probably heard dat
be went nit..u U...II.. -ooI, ait,idif. .l' dat
when de post mortem wa. held three of hi.
ribs wan found ~t.csn' outof DDS back
Of b.. fr..r.i oa goodness ai,. badness
op. feIl t.ou.dat Ia,lna.,dlau. par S,meor
,.,, ,,q,. Iift.I liam, az .,,..ry
,,ilout bai,,. caught al il. but ylt how dill
You feel when You met "a policeman. or when
"a strange knock cum ar de doah. Guilt was
ei.ha IurI.u ODD ser soul DAT ID. hum tasted
like ,av,Iu-t. 1I.. t0u woke up at mI,mi-ht t1.
.,. -Dol.- standing Lr.yer bed. ID. GOOD
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