New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-27
THE TALK or THE DAY.


The Hawaiian army" consists Of one gcneraiisslmo'
i've colonies. five majors, one acknowledgement, one
intelligence ohcer one ell
gincor, ono aide de-camp, one ad)utaht' ono c"P'
two ncutcnants, eight sergeants, sNteeh corPoiaio
one bancrnaster twenty-four bandsmen and Sixty pn
vaos 1t Is supposed to have been modelled a'or 'no
United States Army on peace footing
The PRINCIPAL OF an academy In New-jersey aver
tses In tho city papers that he prepares Havn
or col. Backward boys taught lrL II you h az nc
boy who IS little slow in his gram or dlnor ~ I'
rth or weak ia his Lat. that you want 10 rush Iol
bus posIsh. or a pro,sh, you should write let 70
the prime OF thi. acad. for crc ana cat cola '
terms and currc. The prof' head Is ioV'-VOoiuinou'
Dispatch
Henry wattcrson never goes to watering place OK
cent he Is forced to do lie wouldn't be Kentuch
ian II he did
The new twocent stamp ls to DO green in o glI'
Mr.. Villas wants to get on Th9 good 7iuo u '0 LID"
vOte.-(Iusburg Chr0nlcle-IeioBrdPh'
The wedding Of Tie Emperor Of China has been post
poned two years on account Of the hard times lco
cream however, Is very low In China Just now INC
Emporor may worry through the next two years.
perhaps, without becoming bankrupt.
ana won't lot us play poker on Sunday, you know"
why it was encouraged in the Bible"
"Noah took In a pair several times Samuel StoOo
on king, and solomon had fun OF quechs'-tlo"'
Topics.
Tho various computations Of tho amount spent
yearly in this country liquor are very curious ono
spo akcr at a temperance meeting at BrOcNOh, Ma7p
the other night assorted that from the sum spent
every year on liquor thousand oLedoar gold pieces
might be put each word In the Bible ana that oven
then there would DO $4,000 to spare
"John John, there's burglar in tho housed I
hear him at the Cupboard"
"Whero you put that pier =,
Eyes Oh, John, where are you going -,
"I'm going down to rescue him. -t"asmhgtop
Critic
A son Of General Bclknap some years ago wanted to
secure a cerkship in one Of the Departments at wash
lncton but his father dissuaded him and advised him
to undertake any other employment that wac honor
able. The young man secured JOB as railroad
brakeman and stuck to It, Now no Is assistant III
pehntendcnt Of the road
There s good deal Of similarity this year between
camp meeting and . damp meeting -Sprlhghe'o
Union.
Hand alnted collins the latest society freak In
Boston.
Undoubtedly aftor David came back from Staying
Go'ah, some Of the Administration papers down Id
Judca which were toadyIne around saul Tor post
and asserted Tat lie only went into the army because
10 coul1 make more money than by -taying at home.
some men were II anything, even mcaner twenty-five
ccuture, ago than to-day.-tNationh Tribune
A man e-cal cd from RHODE Island jail by making
rolc of news crs twisted together. This certainly
was demonstrating anew the powers Of the pres.
Mr. Howclls call. Tol,tol "tne lncompara6le-tho
creltcst Of living novelist" ana -ays m. fortc j.
aud dounwa.d7 Kea6rs who thought the Russian
Lol,I-ts iorto was ia his breadth backward and Tor
have Sir Howell sot them ri-ht 1t 1, hOlod our
Padug novelist. viii Keep Their brcldthS sre"-o or
that n-sumod by Mr. Tol,oL-Norusto"n Herald
Ccrcbro-srlual meningitis Is killing horses BY scores
In At autlc and Burlington counties, " j. II has be-
come such an endemic that the -hll u the best local
veterinary surgeons has bon laflcd in pre- enting the
death VI numbers Of valuable anlma4
ON the pa17a. Long Beach
LOOK al that re faced girl flirting over there"
"Yc-. quite Il loh,tcr-c0 luotte."- Town TOiics
Henry : I've. boa-t,n once OF being an excellent
boohhccper But be seems to have lot them all tho
same.
There was pretty little wedding the other day on
Madison ave. ON T. way hacN from the church the
young hr dc hid her head on he. newly male HUSBAND
shoulder AID burst INTO tear. ..,...o..,
"I never told you could not cook she -ohbch
Don't Jet that trouble YOU, Angel You viii oe
required " COOK scarcely anything am loo'' -
truth.
Mr. Mlh.op-I would do anything to Ilca'e you:
only command ne
shc-Co 81 cnd tie evening with Lily Brown
Mr. M-Nhy
shc-Eccau-e hate her
collapse Of Mr. NJ
\ singular advertisement attracted my attention
the other day. "A call FOR 10 900 1.-Two IDEAS To
ne delivered In parcel Of not les than 1000 e@Gn al
what a man coull want with such Va-t number OF
thc-o incrc-tug insects lei NE 10 g aud make per
.ond Inquiry. / found Tho man was hea taIncr
aud gAthorol tlr,o facts, that It takes three months
TO teach ia ~ do anything worthy ~ public per
formaucc That only one rea In Thousand cat be
tucht anything. That performing flea usually
lives year with great ant hat In response 10
hi- ADVERT he had only received I'm thrce days
ono package mated to contin 900 nea'' ant they
from the dog pound II" paid 50 for item anu
thoy wore very good nras.-(I Truth.
Marshall p. Wilder tells Of small boy walking
down q country lane with basket Of green apes On
his arm, singing Nearer Ny cod to Thee
"Thlnr. aro not what they seem" remarked tho
Toct and IL Is rcd-onab 10 suppose that he reIcrr1 %
thc paclaccs sold at kansa. drg>tOrHs lad lIti
"FlNir Of Youth" which men buy and drink anu thch
eat cloves Nebraska state journal.
Some young mcn Of Morrlstown. y. J.. have refused
to pay for a carriage drive because they hired the
turnout Oh sunday and the trhIustco has upheld
th-lr position Tho stable keeper threatens to have
them afrcs ted for sunday pleasure riding and tho |
young men say that they will bring counter charges
against him for letting horses and for amc-
meut sunday.
"The PaScagoua Dcmocrat-Star' claims to havo !
sawli-h that WEI shei over 500 pounds ami had
saw of three and half feet I'm length and furtv-
teeth the body bcng about fifteen feet In length
the last MI si,Sppi editorial convention agreed 10
let all usn stories told by brother go uncontra-
diccd t.ls one has come 10 DO regarded a. truthful
-tNow-Oreans Hcayune
Medical journals tell Of imnectlc, now forty
three years ola, who has such remarkable memory
that he could compile complete directory OF thO>e
whom he has met during forty years OF hs llfc. 4
man possessing such gift never borrowed money
from friend
An amateur Roman translates satu quo ante as
"lct your ante remain" or literally speaking. mako 10
a jack pot Washington Critic.
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