Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-07-31
NERN FRIGHT.

The Mystery Of Bar Harhor. we he
Iieye, Is how to lind the bar.-PH1Sb"rg
ChruHl.ir.
The moaning of the tied !sa poetic
heading for the divorce co,umu.-6bt"fga
it'sT-D..avl.
1t ist the skirt Ola lady's bail dress that
costs. The co;SJge doesn't come high
Boston CDEfjsr.
The man who can raise the wind can
have anything he wants nowadays
PlLujapEu Llqu,r,.
A GOOD American wine needs no bush.
All that Is required Is a popular foreign
labeI.-LowrH CoUrjsr
4 novel under the curious names OF
The Wasp" Is just published. 1t must
have "a bad ending, -Lt,.
Red Shirt has had some cards engraved
i'm London. They bear the name MIR.
Carmiue U~udergarmeut .'-Purk.
From the records of recent college grad
yates il is believed the letters L. \. iudI-
cate Boston Athlete. -Gtjrrgo Nni.
Cannot the newspaper men find a hry.
init somewhere We are short on hcrmltS
for this season Of the ycar.-Hp>!oH hio't,
Ii was a Boston boy who started the
fashion Of calling his father by his gwen
name. and the fashion lasted about thirty
seconds D,.ro8 Fire., Press.
Mary Anderson IS to appear next sep
tember IN "A Winters Tale Oh, no,
not Is an icicIc Whatever put that idea III
your head Boston Transcript.
A yacht. a key OF beer, a fool, and a lot
of women and children make up Il comb
nation which generally calls for the SCI
vices OF the Coroner. - rh,nrF, Hrrnjd.
There is one class Of men who haven't
opened their mouths TO gTumhle about the
hot weather. 10 is the class known a.
summer hotel keepers El"'u1g'"" II"
pr,,s.
Ten years from now We shall Laugh at
ourselves. remarks the Boston H,r''t.
This is a frank udmlSsiuG, hut some Of your
contemporaries don seem inclined To wait.
E.u5ar'DU Free Press.
A ftrmrr said. "Ouc thing l don't
like about city folks they ID. either az
stuck zap that yer can't reach EN- with
% htystark pole, or 50 blamed friendly that
they forget To pay their bolrd. EgH'oo
I.pu.>,
When you 20 OH on q summer toGr
lou't worry 10 YOU liud Yourself IN a state
ia which the fishing laws are very strict.
No State ever makes the iiShiu" laws I'M
al the fish are all gone. Kansas tt'g
Iuf,s.
In Washington tourists are taken to src
Government buildings and the National
Solous. la Chicago they are taken to See
the condemned anarchists and the box
where Kelly used To- stand. EUtiufgioH
Fire.. Press.
IL is rumorcd that the men who cheated
Jay Gould ON railroad ties are IN receipt
of very Gathering offers from certain wide
awake dime museums. The Standard oil
Company Reeds their services also. T."
.h.ulr..
Until oucc with q picnic party we stum
1,cI over u waSp'S nest We had never fully
srl-pei all the outlying and rirrumjareut
wisdom ct the old saying that nothing
runs like woman stuug Dirh P'r'-
rriDhr..
Don't YOU suppose, sand q member OF
The police, that ~ policeman knows %
rogue when hc sees him ,' No doubt.
was the reply, ''hut the trouble Is that hr
does not seize I rogue when hr knows
IIm "-Errh,mg.
YES. Tom is a good fellow enough, but
b. don't know his own mind.
Doesn't he Well, I'm sure he's 10
Er congratulated. Those who do know %
haven't much 10 say in IT. flavor Ho>ior
Tlua,nrjp1.
The Authorization Fla for Florida, ia
tine opinion ct many earnest and thought
uI men who have travelled through that
State, and stopped al popular resorts IN
The ummrr. il siugularly incomplete II
should he plea. "-C LirIgD Iribggs.
II Is complained that the Missouri. river
water used in Omaha is ia for nothing hut
mud pies. Instead ot drinking it the nm
fortunate people chew Il. and even then 1t
raises an ;utcrnal sand bar that has 10 he
kept covered with Milwaukee heer.-S,W
t1UJnis.o iHJ.
That peddirr must have very good hl-
nauaS, remarked Merritt. II guess I'll
20 over aud get some. What makes
YOU think they are good" asked Cob
wigger. because. returned Merritt, Il
see the policeman samples them every
timr ne passes bg "-Juj1s.
Onr ct EuaIIo Bills indians disappeared
the other day, and 1t was feared he had
committed suicide hy drowning in the
Thames. He returned - few days later,
however. aud explained that he had merely
taken q run over 10 Dublin "to see his Uuld
mother. "-NDly,sto,rH ifrruIi.