New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-13
THE TALK or me DAY

A proYo-itlon has been made in LONDON paper
that tho words "Way out" be panied III large "''ei'
with luminous RANT the oats Of theatres 10 guuo
the audience in case the lights should DO suddenly
extingulshcd
Foo, ~ a Tcnderfoot.-Faster Man-Yes, Ike
This climate and have about concluded 10 send iof my
B69m City Maxwell, cir, can show you some
~ nc can aiord TO build must live in rented
house at the STAT. by the way, where Is TINS boOi
NV YOU hayo been talkiE,' about y. ,, ,,,o.
"a az he foot vi Mrtropontan-ave iaclhg AohuncnV-
"Bat whoro arc the housesl There Isn't one In
s,o here. young fellow if YOU 50 DANCED IN,
aesthetic thai YOU can Sh5Jy o@ g with houses You'd
lstter 20 back East.'--(omaAa World.
\ French art Journal states that there ore in
France alone a23J7 painters, and that OF tha' mum
Der L. 900 have lad opportunities OF displaying INC"
works at exhibitions
Tales Of TWO CIues.-Omaha Man-Eather rough
climate M your way, isn't i'll
Wioneay oils Man1Beautiful climate, eternal sum.
,6c G a,SI' Of y Eden 1eS' was located there
IL saw by tho papers day or 20 ago ago., 'na' null
..Poohl Nc'vo had 'em big as pumpkins as
Mnnea yolis."-( Omaha World.
Professional baseball players make plenty OF money
and many Of them arc wise enough to sayei5 There
49,, nronohly N least twenty-five players In the Ma
tI,nal League who have bank accounts oil from Sloi
900 10 $4,000.
on tho avenue. 49,
Pr 1 BcatDcar boy, glad to sec YOU Come
'f Iu chi rrcnd-H0 tbaas Id sooner lend you ST.
-(TOwn Topics.
Tho Editor OF "Tho Burlington Free Press" init
mates that no viii promptly visit any dime museum
tba; VIII exhibit baseball umpire who has survived
three seasons.
4 healthy-looking tramp, clothed in rags and drt
annIied Tor aims AT an ul-tow house. When asked
no ddnt 60 to wSFS and S SsR Ms Why am
mGmbe Of IS s9y GSorSs5 ma '0''''
St Louis wants no next National Democratic
Convention but 1t 4rs that wicked Chicago VIII get
+, a, If cot the last one By promising the boys the
most eeVaed sort OF time
"we are all slaves" said English socaiistic
orator rs no pounded the desk on the platform
Yes, SIR" answered the orator, every one Of
wo may sing Bgn n,o never r all net sat 'H
"SOme Of our mechanics are ilee' you II 'S'ii4i''
"Who arc they !"
"The Free Masons ,r.. c,,r,o.
Then the ontoc sat down-tBoston courier
Il Is said that syndicate Of capitalists have Sc
cured the right to introduce the telephone INTO CHINA
They don't know what trouble they are bringing Oh
themselves In tho Chinese language delicate shades
., meaning arc given to the same word by very
slIpht infection of the voice, and it is doubtful II
tho telephone Will register or convey these mhec
lions. II, for Instance, Chinese merohant "aheeu
TO have lunch sent In to his place OF business, ahu
gayo tho appropriate Otuef 'NanS-"anS 1ui0"en VIZ
telephone Is would very seriously disturb his equa-
ninity II the telephone people thought that he OF
dercd largo and ferocious bun pup
Among tho attractions Of tho convict settlement OF
Noumea is an orchestra which Is said to DO the BEST
in Oceana. IL is composed OF 40 lnstrumentansts
and is conducted by former musician Oh inc farl
OPERA who Is under life sentence 10 hard labor Tor
murtler on Sundays and ThurslGys this band plays
for three hours tho public square before an as
semblaso OF the authorities and principal trades
men, No wonder that New-Caledonh has 10 terIors
for French criminals.
From Candahar
Comes news W war
The GLxals LcKcd AbdurIahnIan Anan;
1ney fought Like mad
TIL tho o.d Amcer got up and ran.
on Ghuznis pain
There - q reign ,,,.,or
OF terror, and through Badakshan
Tho tribes are Wild
To draw IL mild
=Cncnnati TlmesStar.
They arc talking Of starting "wet" campaign In
Atlanta, ca They couldn't do better than secure
the services Of Colonel Ranwater of St. Louis, Major
Drinkwater of Denver, General Rosewater or Omaha
aud Captain Broadwater Of Minnesota.
Science for the Young.-Omaha Teacher-Now, child,
rem YOU know how solar time Is calculated, ana
you know that spark OF electricity Gun 30 IRON
ncro to Now.York Ia an Instant
Chliurn--ies. maam
to "a friend IL New-YCrk at l O'Clock she does not
receive IL until after - 49, .
bright Pupil (ex-teIegraph boy)-Decauso this is
marble time Omaha World
Tho Democrats of Texas fear that the prohibition
agitation in that State will knock of at least thou
sand Of their usual 10000 majority IL Is some
what surprising to know that even thousand Texas
Democrats believe in prohibition.
In the dining-room at the Hygeia:
New Arrival (ralsng shel[handcd Eyeglasses and
scanning tho guests-It Is horrid here
Married Sister and Chaporono (sighing)-So unlike
Flonda -. -, >,
| New Arrval-I don't think We can stay here (ex-
planatOry to guest at hor right. There are so few
Gentlemen here l don't care for officers. In Florida
hero Just lots Of nlco young men, ana received
| 40 many attentions.
| Married sster-Yes, every attention. Too bad En-
| ma / didn't purchase that Villa
| New Arrival-Yos, the young men there were so
we'll bred Explanatory TO t1lest There were three
OF tho incest young at the table with U.s. aud AL