Telegram-herald., 1887-12-04

The Grand Rapids wster works are par
Alox. They do not work.
A noisy mouth of,ener indicates a ful
stomach than fail head.
A President Is the peoples servant. but
be gets mighty big pay ana all the.honors.
II you want 70 gel rid Of borsh friend.
lend him a dollar aud then dun him for
L.
There are worse things that can be said OF
a man than that nobody ever heard OF
him.
A bal man ~ ike BohuD-Upas tree.
The very atmosphere surrounding HIM IS
poisonous.
II men only knew rs much as they think
they knr. ours would be nation of phil
osophers.
II you are running to catch the train il
will never Start out before you-if you turn
your back on it.
Why is Thanksgiving gathering like e
base balhclub2 Both are anxious to take
advantage OF fowl.
Piety il often mistaken for miaee pie,
compounded with. the 't-y-ty" in late
Rockford LIQUOR case.
The lawyers Who plead most inside the
bar Of 4 court room. seldom plead outside
the bar Of restaurant.
The Puritsns long ago learned that the
wort way 10 convert hereto was to pour
melted lead into his ears.
Tor pogaisror Del doesn't spply to mob.
The history Of science and religion proves
that the masses have always been moo.
The loazest way around is often short
cut means that the fellow who goes
c-oss-loss to see your girl will cut you out.
Shakespeare sail that life was a stage, but
he ala not mean ths one used to run be-
tween Denver and tue Black Hills, that was
ofisnsr deasb.
If the Cauaaa thisles we're as thick in
Ohio as her Presidentisi candidates. the
rhole state woald rot Sell for seventy FIVE
cents an acre.
Mur6sring men to reform the Govern
raent IS the same as saving off the limb
between youfself aud the tree to kill the
coon on The other end
QrvsrfoS. If George Francis Train is the
fa-hsr Of the Womsns Rights agitation.
why not call Susan b. Anthony its mother
Avswga. Because she is an ola maid.
The bsiEprice cry Of csoshiers reminds
I one OF the Irishman who vas informed
I tha. certain stove voud save half bis
wood. He wanted to bay two Of them.
There Is the ssue disersnce between true
/ oratorv AMI urroari0Rs dec,amation that
there "a between a national ar on a ssotch
osspipe aaa tae brsyinz Of q Tennessee
donkey.
/ i,isa Quick rssssnre~ent between The
/ suhiinie snd TIE ridicuIoGs. whsn nan
Who has inst male profound argument on
the national haaac :. asks you 70 buy hinl
. sr.uk or cigar
VIA Don II. Dickinson IN the Cshinel
and :. M Weston On tas state and Ma
nsaai Commiass. was aaes not feel a pss
ri1llc impnlse 70 cheer st tss polisles
+ power Of Michigan
Gsrmany's C0Ta Prince, usw su1egins
T win eaaes- IL ths shrast IS a great :
sevatee I'd fnp8c - vss esuersi Grant
sset wAica es4 hsFss b. tortured inta
esosu afica fsr sar9s suezsss.
The oii ssvinE thst Sc never rsias has 3
psars IS amply aiossrs.ei ~ tas White
ho'i.lsVs Taan ssziyies a8Bcss ou ~
heels ri Christmas. whils New fss-s tske
= ersn8 promensfe sfanad she ball.
Tae nan vhs sold his GOV az sira AZ
inz Ais psT n trs hona8s a. So sssh. ~
fsv - else as = nasmhsf 81 lste E3ws
eaavsatisn xt5 asrfsral h5s vote Ger 81
as,.l eset~zras ssnss ae hai sszsn a eo1a.
ieris'- sil. He dared ast ss.sesi. but ta'
ssssA. swaa -.