The Arizona sentinel., 1887-07-02
PITH AND POINT.

UO get out them. --Gt6SgOU HeTdt6.
 A woman will never put any thing in her pocket that she can hold in her mouth.-JXdge Most farmers like to smoke, and still they are not fond of the weed - BurlingtOn Free Press.
 When a man is twenty-five he knows something; when he is forty five he wishes he knew something. - Boston Courier.
 Among the Zulus young people fight and get married. Here they get married and fight. -Teras Syt- ings.
 My motto is, Live and let live, " said the soldier, as he turned his back to the enemy and fled from the battle field.
 A Hudson young man has been arrested for ''pure laziness' and being drag upon his father. Freeman.
 -"Yes, said Fogg, "as a success I have always been a failure; but as a failure l have been an unqualified suc- cess. "-Accide1t Nea0S.
 The mouth is the window to the intellect. - Whitehall Tunes. The trouble is, however, that too many men are all window.
 -Scene:-Grammar class. Dialogue between teacher and Johnnie. Teach er-"What is the future of he drinks?' Johnnie-''He is drunk"
 When we realize with what celerity a goat can separate a man from his sur roundings, it is difficult to understand why but should be called conjunc- ton. Yonkers Gazette
 An advertiser offers for sale a "lounge hair-picker." The public would like to know whether it will also pick hairs off the shoulders of coatP Huntingdon Free Press.
 There are a good many married men in this world who know all about what a model wife should be, but who have very hay ideas about the compo- nent elements of model husband.
 Mrs. Walspill-"Even thedress she went to court in last year is not yet paid for. Madame Fichu herself told me so only yesterday" Miss Num- stay-"Oh, my dear, that is Madame Fichu's well-known way of reminding her customers of their little outstand. ing bills. Fun.
 Has Nature Struck?-
 An honest man is Natures noblest work,
 Once seen few hope again to see his like.
 In fact their scarcity makes some folks say
 That Nature must be out upon a strike.
 -SytingS.
 A little Indian girl said to her teacher:-"We have not prayed for the poor" Her teacher replied, - Well, you pray for them.." The lit- tie girl then said, 70 Lord, bless the poor, and make them fat if you can!' Hdrper's Bazar.
 A Chicago man has spent $10, 900 in fitting up his sitting-room; and when his sons get old enough it is probable that they will prefer to spend half the night in the boys club-room containing a couple of seventy-fve- cent card-tables, half-a-dozen broken back chairs, and a two-dollsr- -and-a half stove. -NorristoaDH Herald.
 Mamma (coaxingly) -"Come, Rob- by, take your medicine now, and then jump into bed; that's good little boy" Robby-'I don't want to take any medicine, ma." Father (who knows how to govern children)- "Robby, if you don't take your medi- cine at once, you will be put to bed without taking it at all. Chicago Tribune.
 A travelling theatrical company of seven members can convert themselves into seventeen different persons-on the progromme. Which is no more than the fact that the vil- lain, who is shot full of holes and dies in terrible agony, appears five minutes later as his own son.-DrGke'S TrGUel- erS' Magazi1e.
 Among the Fashionables-Mr. Swell (who has rented a fashionable apartment house)-"We needn't be ashamed of this, my dear" Mrs. Swell-"No, indeed; it is perfectly lovely, and such a fashionable To- calityr' MT. Swell-'That' the beauty of it. And, now, my dear, if you will send Perkins out for loaf of bread and a half pound of butter we will have something to eat. N o. Times Democrat