The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1887-12-22
THE MERRY SIDEI

The Democratic Party, having failed with
Treason as an issue, propose trying Rum.
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Many q man who spouts about "sticking to
the TRUTH" only sticks to it as he tells il.
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The motto of Kansas mob last week was
"Coal or Blood" Better burn coal while yet,
friends.
Some Ohio paper cries for "a Governors Man.
sion." What for? Foraker dwells in the hearts
of the people.
Cleveland's oversight, in preparing his Free
Trade Message, was that he did not consult the
Encyclopedia.
When the Southerner is suppressing the col
ored vote, he is only battling Fate. When too
late, he'll find it out.
Democracy chafes-not because the money is
in the Treasury, but because it can't get it out
in its favorite manner.
For quiet town life, choose Western City.
You can secure good town lot with not a resi-
dence within five miles,
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Faith may remove mountainous Obstacles
but it won't plow corn-f1eld or do a days
work. Remember that.
What can ambition do for a man, when a
Governor of great State gets. no bigger salary
than a baseball pitcher?
Mr. Cleveland has discovered that the free
trade gun isn't loaded. He'll begin to peer in
to the muzzle of it, next year.
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Mr.. Cleveland has presented an tissue" He
will present another in the Spring of '89. He
will iScr1o from fF,o ifa
Next year you will hear Democrats curs1ng
the Tariff, who were it not for the Tariff could
not even get a job of cutting briers.
So"
"Gen. Drum thinks better cooking in the
Army would prevent desertions." Fewer up
start officers would do the same thing.
The idea that there sis too much money in
the Treasury" is not new one with the DEM
ocracy. They felt the same way in 1860.
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When a Jackson man goes to turn a street
corner, these dark nights, he has to describe
circle forty feet across, to avoid butting some
body's head off.
The Democracy this year took the Southern
Confederacy as issue, and were sadly left.
Next, they propose trying antagonism to Amer
can Labor. Dig the grave!
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The young folks can have rare fun playing
:'Blind Mans Buff during the Holidays. They
can get out into the streets, and need no band
ages on their eyes.
"There are many reasons why the selection
of the next President should be made in Ohio"
Toledo Commercial.
Oh, shut up! That thing has been settled, long
ago.
One is always glad to note the interest taken
in sermon--especially when one picks up
hymnal and finds pencilled owl or hideous
tom-cat glaring from almost every page.
The President thinks the class affected by
Tariff legislation is small. He should read the
story of the one Southern gentleman" who
could whip five "Nawthun Mudsills, sah!'
The reason some relIgisrs organizations don't
display more charity to the world is because
its members require too much charity to get
along with one another.
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Moses cast down his rod and it became
wriggling, kissing serpent. Yet there is not a
school boy in Ohio who would be afraid ofa
rod cast down by his leader.
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The trouble with the people of Georgia, they
tried too big thing. To wipe out the whisky
in Georgia would be 10 kill the Democracy-and
the politicians were sharp enough to see it.
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The Democratic party was always opposed
to protection" That's the reason they shot at
Maj. Anderson for protecting the American
flag.
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"If, when Peter was robbed to pay Paul, John
Sherman had been police man looking on,
there would have been no arrest. t."--Courrier-
Journal.
And if the Democrat party had been stand
ing by, it would have robbed them both, and
lit out.