Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-06-25
Saturday Smiles.

SATURDAY Sul1leSs
Herr Most says "the anarchist will yet make his
mark" Certainly, when he rubS up against any,
thing.-Ie1ds Sitings.
;, A small boy will do great deal of work for a
little money this time Of the year. The circus
season has come again.-Ne,0 Haven News.
BY an inveterate jury dodger-Better that one
guilty man should escape than twelve innocent
men should suffer.-Boston Transcript
and every one OF the 10 O08 summer resorts adver.
tlse positively no mosquitoes" But this may be
merely warning for them not to come.-1roy
Telegram.
Only girl who has run a typewriter at 81 per
week and finally marries her employer can enter q
dry goods store and paralyze lady clerk receiv.
Ing So per week. It's no use for milllOnaire's
wife to try tt.-Detrou Free Press.
The theaters will soon be closed. VIII the
ladies continue to wear the high hats that have OF
late been the style? No.. they will wear low.
opens. Then they will pile Ossa on Penon again
In arranging their DISQUALIFICATION Courier.
A Providence man astonished his friends one
DAY last week by saying that he was considerably
interested In flowers, and intended that day tC
plant some "ChriStlan anthems" He meant
chrysanthemums.- Providence Journal.
Little things tell' is an old aphorism. Big
sisters who kiss their beaux In the presence Of
their little brothers understand how much there is
In the Whitehall Times.
In Cleveland dry goods houses young ladies
this shrewd scheme get their services for nothing
Phitddetphid North american.
Exacttng.-At q socialists meeting In Paris
"FelloW-cltizens my opponents assert that am
not matertaltSt. swear to you that was only
married by the civil rite, and that not one of my
SIX children has been baptized ''rhat's not
enough" cries an independent voter, 'before So
Letting our franchises you must be buried with
out religious ceremonies. "-1Fd-Bits.
1t is an accepted superstition with the girls OF
GeneseO, Ill, that II girl who walks nine miles
on the railroad track without falling or the next
man she speaks to will be her future husband.
Real smart girls take the right fellows along and
halloo at him as soon as the ordeal Is past-Atand
Constitution.
A Silly QuesttOn.-Omaha Wtfe-What has be-
come OF your friend, Fireater?
Omaha HuSband-He is still doing editorial
work, but he Is no longer able to hold pen and
does all his writing by dictation.
'Does he dictate to his daughter or his wife?n
ITO MS daughter, OF cOurSe."-Omoha World,
A concert room Is often full of contradictions for
one will often find third-rate man in IA l y an
angry woman labeled 'B g." noble-loOkfnp man
marked "k g." and depressed looking Individual
with 81 8" on his chair. The box ONCE must be
Herald.
"Where are the Strawberries, George7 The very
last thing said to you this morning was not to
forget to bring home box" Husband-DOn't get
excited, Mary, I've got that box OF berries some
where ABOUT lie. Oh, yes, here it is, in my vest
pOcket.-BostOn Transcript.
The Ohio legislature recently passed a law
declaring that 'the husband Is the head Of the
family" 1t Is easy enough for set Of cowardIy
men loa1ng at the State capital, away from home
TO make law like that. Let them 90 home and
shout 1T and attempt TO carry out It's provisions
There Is law that says the colored men must have
the same rights the white man and can Sit in the
best seats In an opera house. Personally the col.
ored man does not care TO try 1t on.-New Orleans
Pc0yune.