New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-09
TIE TALK OF THE DA 7.

. psIfast mailman has Just rowed around ireland
The Tory papers Of England VIII probably refer to THIS
a. Another irish Row
IN recent railroad disaster in the West the only
&c sou He'd w.ls man who was taking straw
vote " the p1Sseng r. ii an iai' aoC"'u' !,
resulted sa-tlcto iiy there world DO no laiIoFi
officials censuIc'i by eorOinis 1nIes'-tNoiflSto"h
Herald
who Was the wdow.-This inscription appears on
a headstone In the Milford graveyard:
DAVID CLARK,
Died
July Il, 1871
I'm the sOth year
VI his age
Ais, his wife,
ANNA CLARK,
Died
Feb. "A. 1872,
AZ.
This stone erected by his late widow.
-QiaItford Post
Came +, said to be very high In Boston, doubtless
result Of the weather
A bride may be robed I'm yellow and stand with
her bridegroom I'm a bower of yellow nowers ana al
that. and be married by minister who has tho
jaundico. but amount of decoration WI. pfrVsn, EN-,
tho discovery OF tho couples rernncss at the nst ho'c
they put up at-(sprnsheh Union.
Tho london dudes plnme themselves on their
ability 10 converse with Buffalo Bin In his native
Langnag'.
boy In that village leaving bls house waroiins
II have hFsen dollars in M 'n-ric pocket when
T.,,, 20 on he street GeUrgy with 80 much money
~ that Take II right out Of your pocket ana SiVo
il TO me- lowell citizen
It is cnh day when a number OF western papers
% not have special dispatch stating that Frank
lanes ls a clolk in storr In Austin Texas
One Of couple OF rather bold girls In Atlanta
auovcd that she would wink at the first man she
M, ON tho street. She wnkci, and the young man
"a At s%d @ yh. ani p tie hs Sn bcedP Uss s
/. A drug store and the torco Of habit on him WAS
strong -tNcw-O Orleans l1cyaune.
A chicago LADY has written a comic opera We
shall soon sec articles In the chicago papers entitled
sChlcago the Boss Musical Centre OF the Universe"
ON a wabash aud Cottage Grove grip:
Iirs rc 1s,, n got tho worst oil " 10 "aS'
First-Yes. I went home last night and me
duck OF wife said to me, ''Dc@iie tho hats thls
Ell arr much low err" was overcome WIN
JOY and foli her to and get ono or TWO u sho
liked. because Won know how Uncerta n the HaAVt 10
Second dlto-weln
rrst,wcr, she d. got two To day nai Az ihG
evor paid before. 81 spoke Ia my wife about 7,
and ier reply was that she meant tLs style was
ought - he a l1wycr editor or something where
her genius could spread itsc'f-fChlcago Mail
Tho Boston Transcript" thinks that rIblc reading
viii he a fcotmc Of society In Boston tbs winter
rhc Pi'le Will be taken ZIP nv fashionable agno~ti's
iecause Of tho rhetorical and oraorcs possibilities OF
its stately Language.
Higlcr education and lower bonncts for women
IS the cry in Boston.
A Falln Accusption-"Yonr husband is something
of an antiquary. isn't he ?" asked caller of Mrs Snaggs
"No, I don't think ne his" was tho reply.
II don't think he can tn one kind NJ ant from
another - C'ittsbug Chronicle
lady Of ths city IA irving to found Society
~ ladies', the members Of wich will bind thcmscleves
not TO ORIGINATE. listen to. talk scandal She
saws that when she gets three members besides
crsrlf she will organize the society.
His Compensation Who l. that brute across
IN, ,trcci VINO slips those liio boysf FOR a cent
ia e. and Kick him"
~ eac him alone IT'S the only comfort he has"
"Nhy -
"II''s tho editor OF the 'chdrens' corner de-
partmcnt OF weekly paper" dIncon Journal.
George rranci. Train explains to his western
audit that NcS-NoIAcrs consider him crazy,
sim ly because he neither swcars, drinks nor uses
tobacco.
lIigh-school girl In book store: "fTavr you tho
roem. The love affair al sea Reach I
Iropr etor "NO miss, but we have "1he Light
OF Asia and all Of Shakcspcaros works.
High scho ! girl: och, Islawl You're way
ehnd tho times. The Light of Asia was snu'ed
out long ago, and shakespeare IS proved 10 have
boon nothing but old buccaneer. -(Iurlngton Free
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