New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-22
deem n my first care to look after the welfare OF INC
officials and workmen of the establishment"
TIE TALK or THE DAP.


aThe Prison Mirror is rle name Of small, neatly
printed weekly paper, edited, printed and published
by the inmates Of tho State Prison at Saltwater MIMI
1t Is safe to say that reflections on tho prison
authorities permitted.
horse railway company Staten Island Is so
poor that tho superintendent has to drive car; In
this city the superntendents are kept busy ori'is
| the s.-Phlladelphla News.
| Scientists saw tho sun Is losing Its heat. No won
der IL It continues to BIO extravagant as IL mas
| been of late.
An Omaha Faiing-Detroit malden-Papa says
| shall never marry such specimen OF humanity ~
''S Omaha YouthMWhat In creation has got into your
| father all of a sudden Last Sunday, when WON
To your church he was particularly kind and told me
b but YOU went to tho baseball game in the after
"Great Caesari How did he find that o putt, ~.
"He was there himself and said ne knew rev a are dea
scratches you applauded that you hadn't INC rs' i
| about the game "-(Omaa World
stilt-walkng has become popular sport in Eng
land and has its champion, who reached London VIC
| other day. having walked from Dundee, nearly ooo
miles, on stllts In twenty-eght and onehaii days.
Professor O. s. Fowler, the once famous phrenolo-
gis died at his residence near sharon station Som'
Thursday Phrenology was once quito scienco,
but in these days of swelled heads sore neaas acaa
heads and block heads the
Bulletin
@Prsoner. you acknowledge having stolen several
bales of hay from the gentleman. What urged you
to commit this crlmeT
"Hunger your honor."-(Pars Ganlois.
The prisoner must have taken the Judge for DON
key to expect him to believe that
An article is printed with the headinJ How Man Man
Sbonld Treat Man" The best way Is to allow hlm
to- select his own drinks.-(Nebraska State Journal
A hotel clerk says his hardest task is always to
smile at tho guests Of tho hotel He would nave no
difficulty, probably, In smiling with them but ln'
prtefn uOn
A correspondent mpsrts the thrilling Information alton
that Mrs Cleveland Kissed baby at Marion the other
day. The President will probably not enSag ,or Ia
second term and swings around the circle Oh an
electioneerng tour. p s.-That I otner peoPies
babes.-tNorristown Herald
picture entitled Mors Imperatrix," and represent
Ing Death overtrnlng throne, has been rejected oy
tho hanging committee of the Berlin exhibition, on the
ground that the Emperor might come and that IL
would be unpleasant to his feelings.
Chicago Hospitality Chicago Manm% sen my
old friend %eiS@1 no accepting your
hos pita ity IT, il my duty to denver some
from our chief officials to the chlet OFFICIALS VI
We'll Til hustle around and see any Of them
arc out Of jail"-tOmaha World
A Western editor asks How shall VIC get our girls
TO read articles on scientific subjeets?" Why mix
them with the "Household Hnts"-beg pardon the
Fashion Notes" We mean. Thatn do It.
In the midst Of feryrnt exhortaton to sinners
Portland reyiyaIist who is by business auct0neer,
exclaimed: "Twenty- nine I've got :; thirty shall
have ,eml Bless the Lord Twenty-nine are saved
who will nextl Shall have thirty I-(ihe Ear'
Perhaps ono OF the most primitive VI independents
kingdoms Ia tho little island Of Johanna, in the Comoro
group. Tho Sultan boards any ship that may call
there and endeavors 10 secule the washing for his
wives whilst the Primo Minister peddes cocoanuts and
bananas.
Striped bathing suits abooed at high toned bath
ing beaches. Suggestions of Sing sing are unpleasant
TO some Of the vlstors.-ttIarfou Post
Stanley again reported klled-stanley reported
killed agan-Take your choice. Result the SAME
Stanley's live subject.
When a stranger attempts to pronounce Bryn Mawr
for the first time, he gives Phadelphians the lpres.
Sion that he is awfully seasick-t Hotel Mall
The most fragrant case Of professional discourtesy
on record occurred on Southern Pacific train tho
other day. Some highwaymen, after cleaning out the
passengers Of every dollar went away without giving
the sleeping car porter a single cent.
Waiter" Any thing else can help you to, sahP
Gue,t-"No. 1 think not
Walter" Every thin Z satisfactory, san !"
Water" service all that could be desired, sah1'
Guest" Good enough, believe -
Naiter-"I always knows when Heets a eehiisn
sah-especially, sab, a Boston gemmen Dey aers
baa naked beans and fish. and dey know when dey's
sarved we'll sab. No grumblin' dar sab. and dey
iest thought I'd bOtch dat old WOOD onheahed Skill
Hnt spccks re gimme dis yer quarter 1cs TO stop
nv elumquence."-(San Francisco Wasp