New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-21
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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returned home and found fle1s on his doorstep
and they all looked up in his face as If to say:
"Well when are YOU going to get us another dog y
| Financial Intelligence. smith The Chinese Minister
at washington Is going to canada .
snith-The papers don say II IN SO many WORDS,
but they say that the Chinese Minister Is going to
study the methods Of most Successful fnaneiers
"WcI he can find plenty OF them In cahada that
a fact"-tTexas sutings.
"The Freeman's Journal of this city nouces that
there str seems TO be certain sympathy for Dr.
McGlynn, switch almost amounts to tolerance among
number of intelligent Catholics" And 1t eoniesses
that tlds sympathy exists to extent which dcmands
some no Ice from men interested In preserving religious
ard moral sanity For this reason 1t proceeds 10
show that this sympathy is undeserved by printing
some of Archbishop Corrign's letters to Or. McGynD,
which have already been published.
Toaeher-Bobby, what DO you knoy, about the ocean
EObby tlOudlyl-llig ships sail on IT, 49,
whom the sea runs high In stormy weatherI rron,r
Bobby-Dfinh brandy aSd lemon Nlce.-VIo"n
Topics.
4 Chicago newspaper reporter has discovered that
"Christopher Columbus Is living Quietly In that CITY
bc over four hundred wears old now the
that he l. living quietly with his family II nov
as surprising would DO the statement that he y In
the habit Of going about town o. nights, painting
things red-tNorrisiown Bcram
The loyal and enthusiastic way In which California
has lust celebrated tho thirty seventh anniversary VI
Its aelml into the Union Is sufficient answer 10
the croakers who say that there IL no homogeneiy OF
sentiment In this country. California Is pretty iar
away but II feels puIsations Ut the Nations life just
a. well a. though IL lay on the Atlantic Coast
"papa. raise the bInd. won't you7" IangulGy re-
queed Maud as !hs graw,nT si1 tS rsfre
over the V.th iago Oh nt s ,ne1a, to orunt
"on queen hight Dye take NE Tor ceulnp anu
the tired Spirit again waited into glorious eciu
land -(Binghamton Repuohcin
MAO I.tast man maintained I'm untramnleled
West as a successor TO Mr. Beecher Is Sam Jones'
by tho way, "samn says be Is not divine but
"humsu."
"Awi so yoa didn't get elected after all y
aYou should have put yourse1 in the hands OF your
friends" m, . III.
so did. But shsrpIey did better He pat his
money In the hands of his '-tBoston transcript
.r,. :. p,u poneer-P reSs,' tells Of n clergyman in
that city who In his prayer asked God Ito comfort
tho aai c4ed heal the sick and raise the devil Then
mortified at his slip he added: ION Lord We 10 no'
mean raise the devil, but raise tho dead
asam. how Is railier getting aong nowr' Aob, 80
Hes putting on 600 much style now %s lace Of dys
pep.la and calls it Bright. disease -tryn 10
mako appear as he Is ,,a n,,,sia oS % aach
style Kentucky state Journal
New-Eneiand papers assert that you can't get any
satisfactory milk In New York. They say there
too much humidity In It,
aFxcuse me- sirr said portly gentleman, just as
plump into Httie man anu heEy AcoNeA'
him OFT the crossing. -, =. -.
aoh you're excu,able, sir. Don't mention Il, but
III this thing fixed when tho Legislature ineoes
aI'u have these grade crossings abolished, str. -
Hartford Post.
Look Out for Him Next Year-FaIner pusenoury ,,,
Yes, Jane, tho ferknses kinder knoekea US snus
on summer this year with that min RAJ spring
ter cir the craowd next year. an dou't fergtt Il
liza Jane-iaow re ye goin ter manage IL, l1lah
Farmer DusenDurymm go'n e, saT ,sr nm nm n The
attic an washingtons headquarters ghe here Mnen
lIlan DusenDury humps hisseff bgo@h, tahe sa" 'o'
buck ag1n' him. I'D Hts.
Tho famous Pitcairn colony now numbers l0' people,
Of whom ffty-scvcn are women. They are happy,
contented and religious, using neither tobacco nor
lIauor There is no sickness among hen and no death
has occurred In two years. Mccoy ana founs' 1no
lenders Of the colony, are now very Old but can SUI
sng Moody and Sanksy hymns with great visor Inc
colons are tho descendants Of the mutineers OF the
British ship Bounty which In 1888 was sent to Tahiti
for bread truit trees.
"Is Smith much of botanlstl"
"Oh fair. lie TO trees too miich, though.
swell, I don't blamo HIM. I'm afraid OF cows my
self "-tBuriington Free Press
The woman who kissed the President during the
roc ption In philadelphia had courage than SIKH
The kiss was aimed for his lips but landed on his chin
Her hair was red and the President about that
time.
vcar or twu ago m Old French merchant died,
who for half century, had carried on large retail
nnslness In New York, Philadeph and one or Two
southern cities wNh marked success Ills metnods
we're peculiar No clerk nor salesman was permitted
IN urao or recommend any goods offered for sale He
was 70 show the articie and state the price Tho
d MOI cheat nut II the buyer cheated himself he dld
not lnterpose.-tDry Goods Chrnicie
An observing Enashman who has been travelling
m New-England says that a genuine Massachusetts
man can always be dctectot BIZ the marked way IN
which he makes two sylabos Of the word tun-hei
He might have slded that You can often detect an
EngiIshrnan by the markell way In which he makes
ono sy liable out OF that word
An Uprising Omaha Man-Anythfng new down your
southoruer Cooking over hs home pager'-1hyc has
been another negro uprising down south
aonly one The crowd couldn't catch the other two"
Omaha World.
National Democratic Convention meet In Boston, and
IT asks tho citizens especially tho hotel keepers, to
raise $4,000 to Jefray the necessary expenscs The
hotel Keepers saloon keepers ought to respond
generously to this appeal
A thirteen year-old boy IN Washington publishes
paper called Univ esa knowledge. only tlir een-
year-old boy or q Harvard freshman could 10 that
WE'LL eomerville Journal
Fred H. Carruth says that ho always encounters
lonely fort In the far Vest with Increased and
spect for that scourse of modern times the United States
army. A Western FORT with Its formidable soft pine
fortlacaons and soldier down behind the fence taking
drink Of post trader whlskey out Of fiat bottle, Is
something to strike dread for the Government which
maintains them into the stoutest heart
NO tiics on nm.-"raik about your young Napoleons
OF Finance" remarked 8lr. Aptmeas Cau.dback, of
bofseheads, ". Y. YOU'D orter seen me when was
down tn York"
"aratc a sraho tho street =" inquired nsighbor
Of spegulstive tendencies
"bned n didn't, Esry, billed IL didn't Got my
boots shined In mont Of tho Equitable buiidln bay
couidn't change dollar bill moseycd In 10 got u