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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

Standing 10 The studio oi Fredetick \
Webster The tsxidermisi. is old SorttL
the war horse Of Sionrwail jackson, TIa
stuffed nearcs of tho ismous auimal is
placed IN an attitude Of attention, with
bead and ears erect
Old Sorcl, bad most cttn,iul histoly.
His birth was obscure. but at an early aea
be was selected, With number Of Other
horses, after The battle Of Manassas, Tor
The service ~ The United States AMI was
eu route 70 Washington when The uaio
was captured near narpcr's Ferry by a
party OF Coulcderates commanded by
S,onewall Jackson, From tie lot Of
horses General Jackson singled oot OH
Sorrel for his own aud paid to The Quar-
termaster $3.50 for the privilege q o~pine
him.
With the natural intelligence which nj.
ways characterized him, "OId SartAl'
Immediately renounced all idea Of FEEDER
al allegiance and for the rest Of the war
faithfully served his master and the Con
federacy, With The exception Of the
campaign in Maryland, General jackson
rode this horse in every battle and on
every march from the time he obtained
him until he reached Charlottesville.
aud there received the fatal bullet, still
.eated on Old Sorrel's back, Ga that
eventful night, where the hero OF the
Southern Confedcracy fell wounded to
death, the horse was lost aud Tor day
or two was thought to have been captured
by the Federal forces until he was picked
up by General J. L. b. Stuart. Old Sor-
rel was then sent to Mrs, jackson, who
took him with her to North Carolina, and
subsequently to Richmond, where he re-
ceived probably better attention than any
living horse Daring the New Orleans
be was placed on exhibition
there, and on his return was presented to
II. + Lee Camp OF Confederate Veterans
and placed at the Confederate Soldiers
Home where he died, at the advanced ago
Of thirty six years, on tho 18th of March,
is paid for by the authorities OF
The city Of Richmond, which will present
i to the Trustees Of the Confederate Sol
liers Home.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14
He Decided 70 rres.

tie was tall, isuky yonne fellow with
watery hlne eyes, faded hair, and mus
tsehe that looked like a s.rrak Of red
pant From bead to foot he was atlired
10 store clothes. aud bot for very rro-
nouucei expression Of anxiety on bis face
he nigh, have passed for jolly young
fsrmer seeing The city In his arms we're
half a dozsu bnndIes. aud beside him
stood pretty young woman, who wore
over silk dress plush cloak ol iashion
able make aud Cleveland bat The color
on her cheeks was suggestive Fl long
acquaintance with country air, |. was as
plain as a whitewashed fence that they
bad but recently been married They
stood on the corner OF Clark and Madison
streets and watched the cars so by for a
few moments, then be said with little
cough Of importance;
"Well, Sarcy, reckon we'll git on one
OF these cars and ride over to the depot
It's bout time we were gone"
"Mercy. Stephen, how you talk. There
amt no use Of ridin' when We can Just
walk over to the dapo "
mo, Sarey, I'm surprised at you oppos-
what / want to do. I'm your hus
band, ain't II" sputtered the young man.
"Aud I'm your lawfully welded wife.
replied the bride with great asperity;
but We might as well have il out right
here II amt speck more'n five squares
to the dapo. and that amt no further than
il is from our house TO the pump in the
meadow, an you've got to walk that every
and night, sure's you're foot
high. You can't take no street car for the
pump an you cant save ten cents no
quicker an no better way than just trot.
in over to that dapo with me. You can
,rgue or trot, jest as you choose but ]
lia't goin to get into one of them cars II
stay here till Sally Virgins baby is an
I'D man"
He decided TO trot. - Chicago News
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

While travelling through Nebraska,
Musin, tin. yiriuoso, loungei into the
smoking car, to kill 3 few Of the heavy
moments incident to journey across the
plains. He fonnI raw countryman
scraping polka oil the strings Of fdile.
He play ailbej the proud consciousness
OF a man who is master Of his art.
Let me play you something said
NusilL
y iihont Il word the fiddler handed the
.irlupso his iisiument. Putting the
ting into at least suggestion ol y tupe,
Musin played touching cavstina. aud
then the Car ival ii Venice. as arranged
by PagaDiDi.
The player Of pokas aud square dance
music opened his mouth and absorbed
every note. When Musin had fnishea he
banded the Il Idle back TO its spell bound
owner The couu.rymao shook bis head,
The brilliant notes OF the Carnival wer.
still chasing each other in the mad dance
through bis head.
II don't want it. he said lseonieilly
Why. indeed shon'd hr sa-ti ~
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

PENNY WISE. PousD Foolish 1T is a
short sighted policy which manages only
for present necessities A really pruhcn'
buyer Of anything will look to the amount
Of service il is likely to afford him for Tho
price be pays, AMI he recognizes the truth
OF the Old maxim, Penny wise pound
foolish" UuhappIly, II is irne that many
are 40 poor when they purchase they are
compelled to purchase The poorest quail
ties OF clothes or other goods, because
offered at the lowest pticef, and yet 10
reality pay more for what they get than tho
middle and richer CLASSES pay for what
they get, II the latter bay stirling goods at
fair prices. A man who buys ball dozen
fiimsy uniT"il.' year, that split IN the
frat gale. aud buys them because be gets
them At 81 30 each, pays - for what IL
ner, TO worthless; yet possibly be thinks
himself more economical than one who
pays ~ for one good Umbrella which
would onilsst them all.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

iHg Cur SIRRAA's WARMTH The fact
~ welt understood, OF course. that Great
.Intain aud ctpsr parts Of northeastern
J. rope owe uch. 10 the plriier oi climate
and temper 'nre, 10 the warming iniin-
enc. u the Gulf Stream. The extent Of
thea Net which is thus produced, accorj.
The calculations made by DR.. Croll,
exceed belief. or eyeu eompfeheu-
y e ii = mstbrma'Icai sense. II, has
I NJ, wv careful scientific estimate, that
tlie nmyu I of hes, conveyed III tue Allan.
tic bs ,hi. stream is eqnigeleut - 77,479,-
$50 900 000. v00. 600 foot pounds of energy
pr 10y Abich il eqaa 10 al The beat
received by 1869 935 square miiss .. ihe
4i 40. aud more beat than is conveyed
bs AZ. ibr sir cnffrDts and ~ posi- lsc Il
II rlimssic II "a. aDd - far reae ing
tb.f. aeesfdiag 10 DR. Cfoll. The b. At Of
thr Arctic srss snd North Auaniae xsald
d limluishei % that ertent bs iir sop
page or aivi.ipa u the great oee,a ~
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

A Quicg wTTgD purIL The Glaze 10
40 uptosn collegiate school was slndying
about the Roman Empire, al the time
when Christianity was dinusipg Itself
through the whole world. The teacher
turned 10 one Of The students and said
"was Rome growing all this timer
"Yes. tifl"
The teacher turned assy silb such
looL On bis face that the boy knss be was
wrong. 80 he quickly added, Smaller
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

The gospel ef shiiswash ~ good one
10 prrseh iast nov, and u must zach the
innrfmo.t feeesses ~ the cellar the sta-
die. Ihs pis pen. tie hea house, ihe milk
hou.s sud ihs dfsin Use fresh, lump
lime slsck il witb hot water, pouring u
sa llsi fat enough - tba; the lime viii
keep y haling and ngt beome dry. Add .
has1'Hl II sai, .nd tao lGchfs square Of
glue tiye ssllobs % ~eol Ist tie bret
eos, b thick aad tae second iLinner; bat
on stone or brick, pnt 20 the thin one
frat. Wet nss brush u 5foggbly bsfofs
putting il 10 the llmesasb
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

A. iris't ma4I.u@t- ssk,d IDi.'sssr "
be "a. m.niel "Na. replied The Dau.
''Tbsn. replied bi. sor,bip. amid pssis
Of laughter. .'i,'.s good thug fof your
wife
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

The large var ship ordered by e9ngrss,
will be GOO tons dispisoensnt. aud Will
cost about two sad . half millioas
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

"There goes the Deacon said Miss
Miranda, looking up from her tea and gos
sip, Il suppose, Miss Gray, the minister
will now be called on by the deacon pret
by soon. OF course Miss Barton won't
refuse him"
She has refused him. said Miss Grey
quietly, and all Miranda's coaxing could
draw from her nothing mere than that she
thought Miss Barton was actuated by 3
higher motive than the seeking OF earthly
applause.
"All the same mused Miranda, tits
very nice to have such lofty ideas; I'm
sure | do admire Miss Barton, but l do
wonder who'll be Miss Deacon, Second"
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

Lit. me-" abe murmured, ! wan, q
look on,,
The sweet scent oi nes mown hay, the
perfume Of roses. the hum OF insects, the
marmur OF voices came into the room,
Joes eyes lii as she saw the meadow
where the men With their brosd.br,mmed
hats aud white sleeves. were swineiug
their scythea, the waving fields Of gold
tssse,sd corn. the sleek COW plaeidly sur
yeying the antics OF sportive calf, and
the golden sunlight gliding all with match.
less glow. And afar of at the stile was a
tall figure. With glass in hand, gazing into
the room.
Papa cried Joe, ''Papa | see him
He. oh, he does see mel" she painted with
delight. and tried to wave her hand, il fell
st her side. aud her mouth quivercd and
she turned away her head. LET me lilo
in your arms 20. 1t was him though
''Shall signal himf' whispered the
doctor. Who had softly entered. but Joe
shock her head
And the sun sank lower, aud the lines
Of golden light narrowed. and the soft
gray twilight came on apace. Joe's lips
moved; Sing"
Trembling Miss Barton began's Joe's
favorite song. but not looking into the
wide. wistful eyes, gathered strength;
.'Asleep in Jesus, Blessed Sleep"
And without the great feathers Of the
night were falling and within the black
plume Of death was waving.
Once, twice, the singers voice died out
She looked at Joe and sank beside her
"Asleep in Jesus" indeed
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

i, s~ssa a - eiTsi rsi,ion oss ris,ion 90 rrfs
xs..i lees lsst of tblfep Ard efinlEusas lines AZ
tesssfa ii t-n1fs wn toyt wssi sri ktsihves' t tbs
ai, ttr ratNc lAk "a 81 NJ tfsnNe aneht&l syfifta
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difsaii \ l.st - : the Ailaatle sadinFlfc.
49, - Hoe ard hgaafiss fncinff Cht
esRa 9dtisA ssgsws, Il railr ffafiA sfhsse hatihs
sef hess fdAha. ~ il.agits hAt.npesi hssea aiiHs,
srr. 3D~a f4sf faes kaihts lasiAncAs v sntfnsb AZ
s.fi knaf,fle 4sahon HGfiaa isthsss ff5i fe sai
(saneif hlaffs IA Iowa Ga istta. Trsae., - sgssh,
tNnsrstsn snd BsssAs CIV ~ f,'etu,L itttftNsfA
~ fagl il DlasANsse. Neisftevn, n paAQiA. ADa
lurat.ss cffstfrassaase se tsisss tee as4 f4ilast
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14
Ihe creat Rock IsIand Route

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Tho Great Rock tsIand Route
fns-s rssss ktreh tsfsf1rs ard Safety 70 hQe@ Who
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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14

veso !. usscousa-tp ~rr r,-t oaoesAssu % fss
r...rns - ~ a, fsAEllsss.l ma rsAf fttE
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

by which Jack clearly understood that
the little farce had been played expressly
for his benefit
Within an hour he had opened tho gate
of Mrs. Lowry's pretty cutiage and was
passing slowly up the walk.
"I think always loved Grctia best" he
was saying to himself ''1t was that ac.
cursed Bertrand pride that made me try to
steel my heart against her, and love Lose
instead. l think she cared for m&onec,
/ INV proud, dark-eyed Gretta, with -
changpful mpods | wonder if she -sltlf,
| Grptlar-with a world of tenderness iA
his voice as a proud, graceful figure, re,
vcaled in The light Of 0 suddenly opened
door, stood on the little porch before him.
"Mr. Bertrandl is 1t you?' She mpr-
INJURED, In strange, unnatural VOICE, draw
! ing away from him.
II came to see you, Grctia, dear" he
exclaimed, in a brcalhless undertonc. 81
have been fool, but know now how
truly love You. Darling" catching her
suddenly in his arms, 'I.calpe to ask you
TO forgive me and to be my wife,
But she had already sprung from his
clasp, with face pale and unspcakably
wrctched.
at is too later she murmureG hollowIy:
"too later
TOO late! Oh, Ggetia. don't say tha;
Don't let pride stand between Us nowr
ut is too late, Jacl;," She repeated bit.
terly. her voice mere passionate whisper.
Il am marriedv'
married! Gretta Great Heavenl 1t
cannot bcr
Il was married ha'f an hour since to
Mr.. Langmelie," she declared, will death
white lips, ''and we are just starting on
tbs Wedding trip"
my God"
lie almost reels away from her, noticing
In that moment for the first time, that she
is elegantly atlired in travelling costume.
and he knows, indeed, that lie is too late
too late!
lie says not another word, but goes az
hc came. ana u Is marble bridH, indeed,
who passes through thar same little gate Il
few minutes later to go forth or her we'd
ding-tour.
1t is yeais before either Of them stands
within that little yard again. Then it Is
summertime. and Grptia Langnele looks
sweet aud lovely--yes and happy too-ir a
charming white dress with graceful touch
here and there of black.
Jack bertrand, smiling and handsome
sull, is beside heri and, when he winter
snow comes again, there is 10 be another
wedding-for the poor, old man who
tempted Grctta to her revenge has long
,incc passed away-and these two will
stand together at tho altar.
'And then MY revenge will be com
piete," says Gyetta, with happy little
laugh.
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Gretta's Revenge.
BY CLYDE RAYMOND.

Miss Gretta, geod EVENING" 1 hare not
seen much of you in the past week or so"
Jack Bertrand lifted his hat, with a
smile on his fair, handsome face, and par
TALLY halted in the path, as ii de'irous of
saying more. But if so, Gretta Lowry did
not choose to grant his wish,
MOP" she returned indi9ersRlly, scarce.
ly slackening her pace. But haYa been
more busy than usual since yollr sisters
guests arrived; and, if yon will excuse me,
Mr.. Bert:and"-in slightly colder tone
II am ina great hurry now, There is work
awaiting me at home this evening"
And with a slight inclination of her dark
head, she passed on by him in lhe narrow
lane, leaving him to stand there for an in
slant looSing after her in embarrassed
wonderi then, biting his lips. with a slight
frown on bis smooth, white forehead, he,
TOO, went Oh his way gith quickened steps.
"How she fasoinates me with her ways
and m0olsI' he mutterel, almost angrily.
Zone moment so sweet and gracious; then
suddenly al pride and coldness, and no
earthly reason for it that I'm aware OF.
But I-Pshawi what would nay sisters say
if they knew how my Thoughts are running
upon their pretty seaDstess?. What would
Miss Hnlstt ssyP' and 3 peculiar llaI'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

The current notes IN country papers,
elippal from the S.ar, seem to be ralsia'
great deal OF fun.
Hay Fever, Asthma Immediate relief
Fontaine's Cure. For sale by &. T. Horn.
Much genius is wasted on the desert
air that SHOULD be utilized ON wood pile.
No Cure-Eo Pay.-A new departure in
medicine! Fontaine's Great Discovery re
moves the cause of disease; namely, dis
ease germs. This guarantee means some
| thing-for "Knnwledge is power" Fol
sale at DR.. c. I. Horn drug store.
Tastes differ, especially the taste of
castor oil and kisses.
The Rev. Geo. H. Thayer, Of Bom bon,
Ind, says; "JIoth mysclf an Iwiie owe our
lives to Shilofs CO islmgtiJn Cure" Suld
by DIR. Horn, LehighIOn, and Biery, Weiss
port.
by recent decision of the Treasury
Department, Egyptian mummies can be
imported into this country FREQ Of duty.
This is worthy concession TO respectable
old age.
Are yon made miserable by Indigestion,
Const. patton, Dizziness, l.uss Of Appetite
y
| cure. S"id Ey DIR. Horn, Lebightuu, and
Hiery, Weissport.
Bachelors are net taSed in this country
as they are in Switzerland, but here they
have to support all tie ihcaters, liyerymcn
and ice cream saloons. SO things are about
even.
Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cure
Ill 1l,ri,t tof a.,
80 Its and 81. Sold 10y DR.. Horn, Lchiga-
ton, AMI Biery, Weissport.
Mrs. Emmons has been fired out of
another hOleland the Car has had another
narrow escape from NIhilists. There's
nothing new under the sun.
Shiluh's Clarrh. Renedy-a positive cure
f.r Crtarrh, Difh.hcria ami Canker Mouth
sid hy DR.. Horn, Lchighton, and Biery,
Weissport.
Philadelphia, having got tive-eent fares
on her street railways, now makes bold to
move for something better Than second
hand trunks for stree cars,
a severe cold, ending in hard, dry
cough, caused nie to piss many sleeplvss
nights, cou Ching until it seemed as though,
my head would burst, / told my friends
| that / must die. | was advised 10 Try DR.
/ Seth Arpnld's Cough Killer. First dose
was great surprise; slept all night in peace.
II tcurelWe sightup Persuaded my friends
I to try il and il has cured every ease. -
Marshali-II. Moody, South Hadley, Mass.
for sale by al druggists. Price 25e, soc
aud 8 90 per bottle,
| Dr. Seth ArHold's Sugar Cuatel Billions
Pills unequulled for costiyeness, iaundice
and liver troubles. 25e.
--'fhe modern drummer is not much
like month of March. March is said to
come in a lion aRd 90 out lamb, while the
drummer comes ina lEiD' and gees put .
yin
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23


What II truly beamifnl world we live in
Nature gives US grandeur Of moumtaius,
esens and oceans, and honsands OF means ui
eniuymcnt We can desire no better vixen
IN ,lBeisect health bat how uften do IT,,
msiqitg of people feel like giving it ~
difhearte !isccurtgrd and woln out wit{
iiiSeasefF hen there is no occasion for iRiS
celhe.@ eyery sut!rrur GAN eas'ly ub'al
satisfittory prnf that GREGN's AudCsG
iLHWEh, will MIKE them FREE from disru,c
as when born. DyseepSig and Liver ON
plaint are the direct c,uses pf seventy Ey,
per cent. Of such maadiuS as liiliousnpss
indigestion, Sick Headache, Cnsiiye.css,
Nervous prusiiTiiun Dizziness of the Head
palHilation of the ileart, aud other distrcss.
ing sgmptrms. @ilr,e doses of AUCU9
FLOWER will prove its wonderful effect
ample bottles, - rents. Try it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

". D. ifuyt u Go, Whulosalcand Rcta;
D:1lggi>!S Of Rome, Ga, say: We have Lct
selling br. Kings New Discovery, Elecir.,
lliiters and Bueklon's Arnca Salve f,r tive
wears. liIye never bundled remedies that
sell Ms well, or give sach universal salts.
faction. There have Letu somc wonderful
cures cfrc;el by these lacdicincs in this
citv. Several cases Of pronounced Con
sumption have Leon entirely cured by uss
nf u few bottles OF Dr. Kings New DIS
covcry, taken in correction with Eie.tri,
Filters. We guarantee them'always.
Sold by T. d. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23
- - -
Dr. Frasier's Foot Bitters

Frazicp's Root Bittcrs are not dram
shop beverage. But arc strictly medicinal
in every scgsc, They act strongly uron tho
liver and kilneys, keep the bowels open
and regular, cleanse the blood and system
Of every impuily. Sold b druggists, 81.
At Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23
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Blcklen's Aruica Salve.

The best salye in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhurni, fever sores,
tctter. chapped hands. chiiblands. colns.
and all skin eruptiQus, and positively cures
piles, or no pay required. 1t is 2uaraDteed
to g,yg perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price 25c, per box, at Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

Lost-that. feeling of sorrEsss ard tight
ness of lungs Apply Hop Pl9Stcrs to the
chest and between the shoulder blades.
They prevent colds and protect the system
from numerous ills. 2Jcts.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

DR.. trazer's ILagio Ointment.

A sure cure for all boils btrns, sores, cuts.
flesh wounds, sore nipple, Hard and soft
corns, chapped lips and hands.. Price sc
cents. Soll by druggists. Williams Mfg,
Co, PROPS, Cleveland, q, Sod by Z.
ThJ;aas, the druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

When Baby was sick wc gave her castoria,
When sho was Child, she cried for Caatoria.
When sho became Miss, sho clung to Castoria,
Whom she had Children, sho gavo them Castoria
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

"A Canadian editor describes his con.
Temporary as "that freak nsusnst natures
laYs ssnawiched between a weaztned up
soul and diseased imagination.
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Citizen, to sportsinan--S Seems as though
your dogs tail Is sort of banged. Sports
MANIFEST shot oil last season,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

-Thr dynaHte cartridge which was to
kill TIE Car was shaped ike Q hook. This
would indicate that the Emperor's troubles
are increasing in volume
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

Lori Salisbury refers to the Irish
question as IA nightmare" Yes, ana she
is about 10 make 1t ba for the dashboard
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

Women will never make good base
ball players. TheY are too mach adliete |
to the muff.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

Bound in MoroGco-~the sul,an's prison
er.
A tie.up-the one that insists on riding
your collar.
The fishery question-1Did you bring the
flask with you, JOckP'
Tailors make Irresistible lovers. They
know how TO press a suit.
The girl who cries because her dress is
ripped is seampatbetic creature. .t-.
An eScbaDge says that the dpJe is disap'
peariHs. Good we bet on the collar
The msn Who wants the earth doesn't
seem satisfied when the grocer gives il to
him in the sugar.
Ifevery person would 5e half as good as
he expects his neighbor TO be, ~ha; a
heaven lhis world 'Eopld Of ours SQsld be-
come.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23
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Only very few hairs still sadly llngcr
ON the Prince Of Wales barcfooted head.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23

The average society woman is q vulgar
fraction, whose numerator is fashion, ard
whose denominator is scf. ~,