The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1887-06-16
BRIC-A-BRAC.
Now the airy summer rose

Now the airy summer rose o..
Scents the silent woodland close,
And the hornet stings the urchin
On his nose, nose, nose.
Now the snowy daisies swim
In the breezes by the rim
OF the brooklet where the hockey
Players swim, swim, swim.
The dark ages -Women's.
waist basket-The corset
Cheapest gas-The demagogue
A roaring success-A mad bull.
When man lies the devil laughs
A bad jury In law suit-Perjury.
A regular poser-The photographer.
An honorable vice--A vice President.
a blunder- -bus-Kissing the wrong girl.
Straight from the shoulder-The sleeve.
A sad "spectacle"-The single eyeglass.
Every bad act is knot on the thread of
life.
Some rise before the lark, others fall after
q lark.
The grandest verse ever composed-The
universe.
The best beverage for hot weather is
cold tea
Time Is the silent barber who mows away
mans top hair.
Never try to sweeten too many cakes with
drop of molasses.
To what geological formation does rock
the cradle belong?
A shoe manufacturing company is not
soleless corporation.
What is platform? Something to be
trodden under foot.
The modern dandy can trnthfully exclaim,
81 really havn't an idcap'
Mint statistics-The number of iuleps
dispensed by the bartender.
A father who put his son into law Of
flee, speaks of him as his son in-law
The easiest way to take Joke good na-
turedly is to do it with the scissors.
Youth discounts the future, but age offers
premium for the return of the past.
When ignorance is bliss it is folly to ask
your landlady what she puts in the hash
What kind of pine is the most difficult
to saw into lumber? The porcupinc.
The dictionary is not so large as the post
office, but 1t contains more letters to the
square inch.
To read the divorce trials it would seem
rs if Stupid, and not Cupid, was the God
Of Love.
A Southern editor says that all angels are
blondes From this we would infer that
he married a brunette.
When man measures out glory for him
self he is always honest, and heaps up the
half-bushel.
Culture is good; but there is no amount
OF culture that will make the cabbage BIOS
som like the rose.
If we would only call things by their
RIGHT names Iyp Sbon16 bovn n, ora tbi
and less defaulters.
All the works of Nature equally show her.
power. If we could make one grain of
sand VIC could make mountain.
One Of the most reliable prophets we have
is an old speckled hen. She never prophe-
sizes egg until after the egg is laid
Art creates nothing. 1t can paint a dog
so natural that we may try to whistle him
up to us; but his tail won't wag.
The man who prophesies Is fool. He
can guess nearer than he can prophcsy, and
then the misses don't count against him.
The very best thing we can do, if we
ever reach the top round Of the ladder, is to
get safely down again as soon as possible.
Geese are called fools; but notice that
an old gander never mates with gOsling.
nor never hunts for grass In sand-pit.
The easiest way to mark table liuen-
Leave the baby and black berry pie alone
at the table for three minutes.
A tramp will not leave empty-handed
from the good mans door-not if he can
reach an ovcrcOat from the hall rack.
Bubb says that the only fault he finds
with strawberry shortcake is the shortncss.
lie never found one long enough for him
The Hebrews were the first tramps, but
they Jared better than our latter day tramps.
They had desert with their meals for forty
years.
Why are trees among the best-mannered
productions OF the globe? Because they al
ways leave in time, and never leave with
out bough.
There is promise of an abundant harvest
and yet the sentiment of people who visit
the hairdresscr at this season is in favor of
short crop.
A nephew Of Kossuth, a dwarf, has mar
r!ed an English lady named Persimmon.
This is caae where the shortest Pole takes
the Pcrsmmon.
Some rise with the lark; others get up
when the steam whistle blows. Real com.
fort is found in lying in bed until one feels
like getting up.
A stump orator exclaimed, Il know no
north no south, no cast, no west, fellow
citizens!" Then" exclaimed an old farmer
In the crowd, ''it's time you went to school
and larnt jography"
What did the lady play for you?" in
CURED Jones of Brown. co. Fair Dove!
O' Fond Dover ''What did she sing that
old thing for?' Because she was Fond
Dove it, presume"
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