The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-06

TIL LOUISVILLE Commercial calls Miss
Kate. Field "the most charming old
maid in the world" -a
RIM. PULsIrER, of the Boston Herald,
says he thinks President Cleveland will
be renominated and elected.
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THE NEW Yorker who fred three
shots at his wife and then jumped from a
fifth-story window will not marry again
SINCE INGALLS, frightened the British
lion into a retromingent scare, the
British papers spell his name Windgalls.
PRINCE EDWARDS Island is prolific I
Holsters. Its estimated that IS 00o, 600
of these fish were taken there last
season.
A REPUBLICAN exchange asks: After
Blaine, who2" Why, any OF last years
New York Doodle aldermen, of course
Take your CHOICE.
HINT TO our able murderers and to
their able attorneys, so gifted with con-
tinuaace; Why not offer to prove
insanity of the victim ?-4Jta.
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TIE DUNDEE Gazette announces the
reopeE;ag of the Royal Theatre under
Encouragement of Miss Goddard, newly
decorated and painted"
IL HIS veto of the seed-wheat bill the
President has condensed the whole
scope and scheme of a republic in this
sentence: The people support the
government, not the government the
people"
THE BODIES of five persons who died
in Dakota 1000 years ago have been
found in cave in that Territory. Poor
creatures! They had, doubtless, fondly
hoped that they would never be found
dead in Dakota.
KRUPP NOW makes a rihed gun
1871 inches bore, and about As feet over
all, which throws shot or shell of 2 OPS
lbs. IA miles, with a charge of $50 lbs.
of powder. After being fred 80 times it
showed no injury whatever.
IT Is said that there is a movement on
foot to crowd Endicott out of the
cabinet. He is charged with grabbed
ness. Mr.. Endicott has charge of the
War Department. Is there any reason
why q son of Mars should be 'affable?
II IS now claimed that Spies, the Chi
cage Anarchist, is innocent. His lawyer
says that the police by mistake took him
for another man. Quite likely. 1t will
be re3ollected that Nina Van Zandt
recently took another man for Spies.
APPROPRIATIONS WHICH have been ap-
proved by committees add passed one or
both houses of the present Congress
amount to $156, 700 900. Added to the
regular appropriations it aggregates
1855, 700 900. That surplus would seem
to be doomed.
IrIs now proposed to prove the great
pyramid of Gizeh with the diamond
drill, in search for unknown chambers
and hidden treasure: To perchance stir
up the bones Of lost Pharoah with so
recent an invention is mingling of the
ages with a vengence.
THE STATE Capitol OF Minnesota hav-
ing been pronounced unsafe, Minneapo-
lis offers to donate twenty acres of city
land and build thereon without cost 10
the State a $1,000 600 Capitol. Three
citizens give $4,000 each, and dozen or
more give $50, 900 each.
NEGOTIATIONS ARE said to be i'll pro-
gress for the consolidation of the Mexi-
can National of Mexico, the Southern
Pacific, Coast Nsrrow-G Gauge Of Cslifor-
MIA, the Denver & Rio Grande of Utah
and Colorado and the Santa Fe &
Northern system OF New Mexico.
THE BRyrIsH peerage is about to be
enriched by an addition which may
improve its morals. The Earl of Siam
ford has married niger, Hotten-
tot LADY, II YOU please, in South Africa
where she promenades around Afric's
sunny fountain clad in Natures corset
and hustle. Her son will be an heredi-
tsry peer Of the realm.
4 SCIENTIFIC gentleman writes TO the
New York Herald, suggesting that a
part of the treasury surplus De disposed
o. by giving each State and Territory