The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-14
THE LlMeKlLN CLUB.
Br~r Gardner's Able Address on WomenS
ErtrAvngance.

II was two minutes after the triangle
sounded before the smoke 81 Paradise h II
wonid permit the members 10 see each other.
/ When n had AT las' thinuei osi Brother
! Gardner said:
"Nicodemus Pembroke Scott. iocal mem.
Der Of dis lodge ia, crossed into Canady am
will not reappear among Us Fun De ia, ti''ee
months have bin expectin' some SIGH climax.
an dis mawnin'. when a messenger ini oliheh
me dat be had disappeared arier iailn ili an
attcmrt 20 shoot hisself wild an ole hos, pistol
| war not bit surprised. He leaves WE
an two chillen an about fry creditors.
eWhat sent him of De same reasons dat
am daily u0lkn' u bring about anoilrr
panic-de same reasons dat explain DE- nun
/ dreds OBJ bizuess failures-de same reasons dat
am cripplin' de efforts u thousands 81 nara
worlin' men 10 secure homes of DER own
family extravagance. No you cant can
extravaganza: foolery arm q better name l''
IT, Up to var ago Brudier Scoit was lo'.
bin aroum and maxim 81 day. Den he 20.
a situashun by which he Armed - per week
lie was poo of in de house am bad delds
hangn' ober him, but heah was chance to
get chen How was 1t improredt ln io-a
dan one month bis wife was rugged out vs."
so dress, twelve shillin kids. - bat ant
am opera fan He had DO peace ob min or
less be obeyed her ln six weeks She hceam'
too high toned 10 wash an iron fur odr~
folk~e.. In two month, Size wanted % bett-r
house wild red parlor carpet am cane seas
cha ls ali ar0un' de room. lu three months
She had 10 have "a black silk dress. gold brace
lets. a tony iunnet. Kid shoes AM gold Oh.
in her teef.
Dat foolery has reaped rs harvest DE
husband found dat he was runniu' behind, DOS
home was bcn' neglected. his wife was bell.
gossiped about. an IN despair Doe bias ckod
up lis feet an -lid ont u was de- natural
result ] tell YOU, my iren., de tomiooleD
of d. women of dis keuiry am -trainn on d"
chalk line till the cord can't stan much mo-,
AM % am high time dat somebody s0is Dds
foot down De man who aims S25 ne' vice.,
ha, somehow got de deah into his head da.
e world expects him % dress bis wife a- 10
he Armed a bankers profits Wivr- of met
who can't keep mp wild DER house rent am
cauterin' mp an down wild .eaIsku -arqur~
an 81 SHOES Wives of men who have to
lodge de butcher an grocer m tailor mn
IiW n'l'I'tlA thlt hNi l''.'" fNNf ''t. 1000
nmhIequus. Wives Of men vino r0uiin'
raise $50 at de bank TO save der ueck- ana
rushm' to bail, an parties an havln' deu
expansive dresses described FIR de benefit 81
Dc public
40. so called society OF de- aee am com
posed of false hair false preten,e- debt dotc-
me au' base decepshn Our rich people mn
distinguished by der plain dress an Quir'
manners De suide, an dude, au dol0, do
au de svoggeriu, rush Oh all de- color- an'
mmopolize de- biggest sheer of de street. Nou
vait De man VINO lives tur anodcr ien
vu~ Will mar snthin' drap AM alter de
ltap take, place de Thousands of idiot, Uh"
now feel ashamed 20 admit dar del doan
keep but two servant gal iu DE house will g.
back 20 der cook stoves au' wash tub, am
take der proper places iu de purce,hun. w.
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