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The Penn's Grove record., 1887-11-19

The treatment of many thousands of cases
OF those chronic weaknesses and distressing
Hotel and Surgical Institute, BuffaIo, N. Y,
has afforded a vast experience in nicely adapt
ing and thoroughly testing remedies for the
cue Dr.. Of PTiesHmesep,'ss PFssSa8lolsrri8a al Snescripuon
Is the outgrowth, or result. of this great aud
malls, received from patients and from physf-
clans who have tested 1t in the more aggra-
yated and obstinate cases which Ind bafhed
remedy ever devised for the relief and cure OF
suffering women. 1t is not recommended as a
'.cure-all," but as a most perfect Specific for
woman's peculiar ailments.
As a powerful, invigorating tonic,
1t imparts strength to the whole system,
and to the womb and its aPPendases a
~""run-down," debilitatcd teachers, milliners,
dressmakers, seamstresses, shop girl" house,
keepers, nursing mothers. and feeble women
Is the greatest earthly boon, being unequaled
as an appetizing cordial and restorative tonic.
nervinc, "Favorite Prescription" Is une-
qualed and Is invaluable in allaying and sub
DUNG nervous excitability, irritability, ex-
haustion, prostration, hysteria. spasms and
other distressing, ner vous symptoms COM
monty attendant upon functional and organic
disease OF the womb. 1t induces refreshing
sleep. and relieves mental anxiety and de-
pDEa r. 'Piiserce,. Favorite Prescription
o%emrounded BY an ex PPsHieaae and fa ssIlifGI
physician, and adapted to woman's delicate
organization. It Is purely vegetable in its
composition and Perfectly harmless in lite
morning sickness, or nausea, from whatever
cause arising, weak stomach, indigestion. dys,
doses, will prove very beneficial.
"FayOrite Prescription - II q posi-.
tive cure for the most complicated and OBJ,
stinate, cases of leucorrhea, excessive flowing,
painful menstruation, unnatural suppreesions,
Prolapsus. or falling of the womb, weak back,
beRring-dOwn sensations, chronic congestion,
Inflammation and liberation of the womb, In.
tlammation, pain and tenderness in o~yaries,
accompanied with internal heat"
As a regulator and promoter of func-
tional action. at that critical period Of change
from girlhood to w~omanhood, "Favorite Pre-
scription " is a perfectly safe remedial agent
equally eficacious and valuable = its effects
when taken for those disorders L.. : herange-1
ments incident to that later and most critical
"FavOrite Prescriptions, when taken
in connection with the use OF DR.. Picrce'e
Golden Medical Discovery, and small laxative
doses Of DR.. Pierce's Purgative Pellets little
Liver Pills.. cures Liver, Kidney and Bladder
diseases. Their combined use also removes
blood taints, and abolishes canceroue and
scrofulous humors from the system.
"Favorite prescription - Is the only
q positive guarantee, from the manu-
facturers, that 1t will give satisfaction In every
case, or money will be refunded, This gnaran-
and faithfully carried out for many years. |
Large bottles 200 doses) sI.OO, or six
bottles for $500.
For large. illustrated Treatise on Diseases of |
cents in stamps. Address,
Worlds D~lspansary Medical Association,
mo nu-Ix g. - I
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A Sociable Rural Virginian.

One morning just before the war, as
my train drew up at Brandy Station, a
chap In a butternut suit and a home
made wool hat rushed up and adj
dressed me as l stepped to the ground:
. us you th'r clerk er this yer kyar?''
Pm the conductor; what do you
wantp" l answered.
81 wan'ter go ter Washintun on
this yer kyar."
well, get aboard" 1 said.
He climbed the steps and raped on
the door. When he raped "a second
time some wag inside called out,
Come inl" There we're at least fifty
passengers in the car. He began at
the front seat, shaking hands with
everyone clear to the back end, and ask
ing each. "How d'yr do?" and then
SHOWS yer folks2" Of course it was
a regular circus tor the other passen-
gers. He lived forty miles in the coun-
try and had never seen u train before.
When he stepped off the car here in
Washington l felt sorry for him, but,
will you believe it, that greenhorn is to-
day one of the first merchants of WASH
ington and is reported to be worth over
5000, 600.
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"Consnmption Cure.,

would be truthful name to give to DR..
Pierceis 'Golden Medical Discovery" the
most efficaeious medicine yet discovered
for arresting the early Developments OF pul-
monary disease. But CONSUMPTION csres
would not sufficiently indicate the scope of
its influence and usefulness. In ali the
many diseases which spring from a de.
covery'' is safe and sure specific. OF all
drupqists.
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The wonderful K-wren Remedies.

Probably the greatest success in the way
of q patent medicine that has ever been
brought out is that which Mr.. Charles d.
Keep, of 40 Exchange Place, New York, is
now bringing to the attention of the public.
During the past few months the K-wren
Remedies have Jumped into popular use,
and everybody who uses them has but one
thing 70 say, viz: That they are the great
est and most magical remedy for Coughs,
Colds. Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis, and
all forms Of tfSoat and nasal diseases ever
discovered. See advertisement in another
column Of this paper.
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To the cynic: II you desire to COM
pose a satire write down your own do
ipUq

How often Is the light of the household
clonded by signs of melancholy or irrita-
bility on the part Of the ladies. Yet they
are not to be blamed, for they are the re-
suit of ailments peculiar to that sex, which
men know not Of. But the cause may be
removed and joy restored by the use OF DR..
Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" which,
as a tonic and nervine for debilisated wo-
men. is certain, safe aud pleasant. 1t is
beyond all coHpare the great healer of
women,
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CoNNoIssEUR-"I tell you what it
is, McDaub, those buzzards are Simply
superb. You shouldn't paint anything
but birds"
ARTIST Observation-Disclosures are not
buzzards. They are angelsl"
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He WOULD START HIM.-Father-
Mary, go out and coax Johnnie to come
In. Don't be harsh with him, now.
Mary-Johnnie says he won't come in
for me or anybody else.
Father Where's that club?
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Al THE COMMERCIAL AGENCY
Merchant-How do Smythe& Brown, of
Chicago, stand?
Clerk-Do you want to sell them
goodsY
mo, ] want to buy a bill Of goods from
them"
Then what difference can it make to
you whether their credit is good or
bad?o
well, / only want to know if it will
break them up in business In case l
can't pay"
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GOLD IN ANCIENT CEMETERrEs.-
Inc gold which is now being dug out
Of the ancient cemeteries (huacas) at
Hilandia, Central America, and other
places near Pereira, has led more than
i,OO0 workmen to that spot, and a town
has sprung up there within the last four
years which 10Y contains more than
oO.0OO inhabitants. Public attention
Is being turned to those regions, as til
ancient burial places and deposits of
the wealthy Carque Csracal have not
yet been discovered, and it is believed
that histreasures were immensely more
valuable than any which have yet been
unearthed.
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DANGEROUS CUSTOMER
is q gentleman in the ante-room, SIR"
said the railroad Presidents secretary,
who says he owns $4,000 wortB of
shares in this road, and he will tradh al,
the dividends for the next twenty years
for a pass to Memphis"
"Whatp Dell the porter to put him
VA man who will try to swindle
lat Eefaced way would steal
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FREE Ito MERCHANTS ONLY :
A genuine M%eerschaum Smokers Set,
live p%ieces), in satin-lined plush case.
Address at once, r. W. TANsILL &
Co., So State Street. Chicago.
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That what people imagine they have,
makes them happier than that they
own.


To the Editor PLEASE inform your readers
that ! have q positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY It's timely use thousands OF
shall be glad TO send two bot..e OF INV rene
\ PRIZE 70 any OF your readers who have consum
ton II they will send me their Exprcss and r.
q. sIocuM, nc. isl Pearl ST., N. Z.
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AT THE CLUB RooM.-First Reveler
~ say, Tom, it's two O'Clock. Let's
60 home"
Second Reveler-"Let's wait for half
an hour. You see after I 60 to bed /
can't sleep for half an hour. SO We might
as well stay here and enjoy ourselves"
"All right. 1t takes my wife half
an hour after l get home to get through
giving me a piece Of her mind, SO we
might as well enjoy ourselves. Waiter,
another small bottle"
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A1GSrts preparation for re-
moving STAINS " Sletb4as}-sI have
got here Servant (who responds to
the agents riDg)-"Excuse me, please;
but we are in great trouble here today;
the gentleman of the house has been
blown up in an explosion" agent
"Hol Hurt much?" Servant-''Blown
TO atoms: only a grease spot left of
him." Agent-"Hal Only a grease
spot you sayp Well here's a bottle of
my champion eradicator which will re-
move that grease spot in two minutes"
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Art is endless, like eternity.

Nothing like cams hidney cure for Dropsy.
SIsvel, Brlehts, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases,
Nervousness, &c. cure guaranteed. once, SJl
Try II.
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NOT MUcH.-He wlnked to a boot
black to step into a doorway near the
fostofiice. and then ~confidentlally re-
marked:
"Sonny. the Postmaster and / don't
hitch very well, so | don't care to 20 in
and see about my mail. Suppose 1 give
you a quarter, and you 90 in and in
qulre 0 a letter for Claude Melnotte,
and II you get one bring it here.n
mot muchi' exclaimed the boy, as
he drew away.
"Bat whyr"
because / worked that racket for a
fellow about q month ago. They passed
out q letter, and / had just grabbed it
When an old grabbed me. "Write
love to my daughter, will you, he bel
lowed. Want my Nellie to elope with
you, ehf ALL III k-rush you'll And
he walloped me with a cane until 1 had
to ride home on a dray. No, no, Claudy
I've learned something new."
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III one tells you that the world has
hardened his heart do not believe him;
he was born hard hearted.
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PROF. LOIsETTE,
~ Fifth Avenue. New York.

FRIED PoTATEs.-Take cold boiled
potatoes and cut into lengthwise quar-.
tiers; fry in boiling lard until crisp;
skim out and drain; sprinkle with salt
and serve at once.
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The success of some of the agents en-
ployed by b. +. johnson & Co., Richmond,
Va, is truly marvellous. 1t is not an un-
usual thing for their agents to make as high
as go and $50 a day, and sometimes their
profits run up as high as $40 and S50-evtn
more. But we hesitate to tell you the
whole truth, or you will scarcely believe
we are in earnest. Write them and see
Tor yourself what they will do for you.
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Frazer Axle tsrNa4e.

Don't work your horses to death will
axle grease; the Frazer is the only re
liable make. Use it once, and you vii
have no other,
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A half a wit is worse than lone.

ROYAL GLUE mends anything! Broken Chi
ia, Glass, Wood. Free Walls ut Drugs x Gro.
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was murdered
drunken quarrel
Brooklyn, on the
Yh. Gum struck
omen with an axe.
g drunk together,
and Eve children
the time.
m the 18th, Mrs
stars and stripes,
lures of the hanged
windows of her
IN gathered, and a
iTe was by
es which knocked
Mrs. Duff then
%harangued the
Iswered by a shower
emolished the WIN
lie woman. She re-
! with a Ratchet in
lg the crowd, when
d and quelled the
a. -I.o
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Thinking men are always critics,
There is but a short step to take to
make a critic a strickler.
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Two machinists OF South Easton,
Pa, are engaged in designing an ali
ship.
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When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, ah. cried for Csstoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
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Catarrh in the Head

Originates in scrofulous faint In the blood. Hence,
the proper method by which to cure catarrh is 10
purUp The blood. Its many dIsagreeable symp-
toms. and the danger Of developing into bron-
ehitis or that terribly fatal disease, consumption,
are entirely removed by Hoods sarsaparilIa,
which cures catarrh by purifying the blood.
u have been troubled with catarrh n year, caus-
ing great soreness OF the bronchial tubes and ter
rlbie headache. 1 read that Hoods sarsoparllla
would cure ~cafarrh, and after taking only one bot
tie ] am much better. My catarrh is cured. nv
throat Is entirely well, and my headache has all
disappeared" r. GIBBONS, Hamilton, Butler
county, o.
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catarrh may affect any portion OF the body
where the mucous membrane Is found. But ca
tarrh Of the head ia BIZ far the most common, and,
strange to ssy. the most liable to be neglected.
The wonderful success Hoods sarsapsrIla has
had Ia curing catarrh warrants Us In urging all
who suffer with this disease TO try the peculiar
medicine. 1t renovates and lnyigorafes the blood,
and tones every organ.
"For 25 years I have been tIoubled with catarrh
In the head, Indigestion and general debility. !
concluded TO try floods sarssparils. 1t did me
so much good that l continued Its use. My heYth
has greatly improved, and | feel Ike a dldereLt
woman" Mrs. j. Il. ADAMS, Newark, Nj,
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SETTING HIM RIGnT.-Young Mr..
De Hyde Ito Miss Creepy of Chicago)
II hear that the fall season at the
opera house on Monday evening opened
with eclat."
Miss Creezy-'You were misinform-
ed, Mr.. De Hyde. / was present myself,
and 1t opened with, "A Hole In the
Ground.'n
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He DIDN'T WANT TO BUY IT,
Countryman-''What's the damage,
now, for haulin' me to the depot?"
New York cabman-"Five dollars,
SIR"
Countryman-"You misunderstood
me, my friend. l don't want to buy
your horse and riggin'.n
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THEN. y says a prodigal son to his
father, "you utterly refuse to give me
MOI aAhso4utely," says the
father. "Eu Uienl'' says the son, zone
thing alone is left for me to do" and
he produces a pistol. "Wretched young
man." exclaims the horror-stricken
parent, what would you do?" Sell
my pistol,n replies the prodigal.
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AN lNCORRIGIBLE TEMPER
"There's a girl lives next door to us, ~
remarked Brown, ''who must have a
bad temper"
"Wha leads you to suppose sop"
asked Jones.
swell, she bangs her hair and I fire.
,quently hear her banging the piano."
Rou to Loosen a Tight Screr:-One
OF the most simple and readiest methods
for loosening a rusted screw is to apply
heat to the head of the screw. A small
a or rod Of iron, flat at the end, il
Redeemed in the fire and applied for a
couple or three minutes to the head of
the rusted screw, will, as Soon as it
heats the screw, render its withdrawal
as easy by the screwdriver as if it was
only a recently inserted screw. As
there is a kitchen poker in every house,
that instrument, If heated at its ex-
tremity and applied for q few minutes
TO the head OF the screw or screws,
Will do the work of loosening, and an
ordinary screwdriver will do the rest,
without causing the least damage.
trouble OF vexation Of spirit. In all
work above the common kind, where 1t
Is necessary to use screws. and particu-
larly in hinge work and mountIngs,
fancy ~fastenings and appliances affixed
10 Jolnery or furniture work we would
advise the 0iling Of screws or the dipp-
ing their points in grease before driv.
ing. This will render them more easy
to drive and also to withdraw, and it
will undoubtedly retard for a longer
time the action of rusting.
Paper gas pipes are made by passing
an endless strip of hemp paper, the
width of which equals the length of
the tube, through a bath of melted as
phalt, and then rolling it tightly and
smoothly on a core, to give the required
diameter. When the number of layers
thus rolled is sufficient to afford the
desired thickness, the tube is strongly
compressed, the outside sprinkled with
fine sand, and the whole cooled in
water. When cold the core is drawn
out, and the inside cooled with a water.
prooing composition. In addition to
being absolutely tight and smooth, and
much cheaper than iron. these pipes
have great stength; for when the sides
are scarcely three-ffths of an inch
thick they will withstand q pressure of
more than fifteen atmospheres. If
buried underground they will not be
broken by settlement, mol when VIC
lently shaken or Jared. The material
being a bad conductor of heat, the pipes
do not readily freeze,
"Nature, +" says Goethe, sswill be re-
ported. All things are engaged in
writing their own history. The planet
and the pebble go attended by their
shadows; the rolling rock leaves its
scratches on the mountain; the river its
channel on the soil, the animal its
bones In the stratum; the fern leaf its
modest epltaph In the coal; the falling
drop makes its sculpture In the sand OF
stone. Not a foot slips in the snow or
along tie ground but prints, IN charac
tiers more or less lasting, a map of its
march. The air is full OF sounds, the
sky Of tokens, the ground OF ali memo
randa and signatures; subjects covered \
with hints which speak to the hteni- !
gent.
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took his wife for one OF the boys
shot her i'll the breIy in6icting a
ably fatal wound.
Thomas Craddt WAS muir,
by Thomas Gum l. drunken qr
in a tenement ii Brooklyn, OF
evening Of the / Vi. Gum s
Craddock In the alb, ,men with an
They had been gett g drunk toge
and CraddOck's wifi, and five chi
were In the room al the time.
in st. LOUIS, IN the 18th,
Mary Duff drapedt stars and ST
and displayed the pi lures of the hs
Anarchists in Nth windows OF
room. A crowd 3 IN gathered,
murmur of displeaf III was follow
a shower OF miss !es which knc
down the pictures Mrs. Duff
opened the door, md haranguet
crowd. She was al lswered by a sh
Of clubs, which { emolished the
dows and bruised be woman. 81
turned the fire, a d with a hatct
her hand was def ng the crowd,
the police appes ID and quellet
disturbance.
The full OH. =" -
MIA ntxes Hart
Treasurer, a p,ara
Ethan Leak :
a re~volver and :
wife near .Jamest
evening of the III
killed her, he rom
Mildred Tayl
old, attempted 81
the l3tn. She so
with kerosene an
It,. The pain ca
help. She was ia
who committed 81
burg, vlrglnia, W
as &c. ward
Maine, to be J
goods dealer, OF
several weeks ago.
charges OF forgery
Cramp, a ship car
phia, committed
the I3tb nv inbal
Domestic fronbl
been the cause.
"A orunken
Iesisl,ng srrest
near Mamioops, 1,.,sa oo."A
sne izei, snot anu itiiiea tour me..
was men kliied W a party OF Ind
angus McLane sin )ah at Olyn
washington AeIrHory, charged
arson ana MURDER he Was lesst
.he nneslanu uo,fi, a. shelton.
the closets with coal oil, set fire to
building, ana then, with a cigar in
mouth, calmly. watched it burn.
did not arouse the guests, but a
them except one escaped in their II
clothes, but lost all their effects. II
Conner. who was sleeping in the CO
lana tr,ads 70 mar. ort tSss lie
fired tba nram;sa. hut sha was on
nrove an aiihi u
Rudolph Psecb. Of Chicago. or
18th, had his wife. Miss ,Johf
Oppitz. his siste,-in-law. and
Oppitz, his father .in-law. arrested
the charge of assault. and thew
placed under bail. He charged
his wife said; ~ have no use for a
who is too big q coward to make BIO
to XIII the police. If YOU wont q
TN. n;s @ 'n1 !
of watar inIis faca ana lie tatbe
Ii 90 canabt h,,n nv 10 naax
:
Senator Vance. of North Carol
was tnioWn nom q wagon near b
Mounedin, On she a'leihoon OF tne
anu ,su eas VI nls neau a.
three incnes iong, any reaching 20
poae. Ing injury, though sever
noe conSiucieu dangerous.
a telegram from Havana
FRANCISCO Echwarria has been
mapped at Guamutas by bandits.
Io,n ri vv.,h..
JUN -. oooer q Young ma
80 - :. pN aoino
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-xistence Of yellow fever at Manatee,
Florida, Is doubted. There were, 1t is
said, three suspicious deaths there last
week, but an epidemic Is not feared,
owing to its being a healthy pine Sec
ton. 49,.
The funeral the Anarchists,
Spies. Engel. Fish, r, Parsons and
,Lingg, took place VI Chicago on the
18th, in a quiet ak orderly manner.
There xese-ayeheafses bands Of music,
members of the Central Labor Union
and other organizations. There were a
large number of floral tributes on the
hearses, and on the collins were sashes
Of red silk. The streets through which
the procession passed were crowded
with people. The ceremonies in the
cemetery included a speech by Captain
Black, eulogizing the martyrs and a
bloodthirsty harangue by Robert Reit-
eel, editor Of an Anarchist sheet.
While Deputy Marshals Cole and
Walker were attempting to arrest Big
Chnee, q Cherokee Indian, near Green
field, Cherokee Nation, on the 18th.
Walker was shot and killed by Chnee,
who then escaped.A
Late on Interviewing Of the 18th,
an elderly couple named Kelly, living
in DesMoines, were startled by a volley
Of stones thrown against their house by
a gang Of ruflanly boys Kelly, taking
a gun, went to the door to chase away
the boys. His wife followed, and they
went around the house in different d.
rections. As they turned u of the
corners, Kelly, In the darkness, mis-
took his wife for one Of the boys and
shot her i'll the breIf ~inficting a prob
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The courage swlms, the coward
sinks.
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AN INCoRRIaIBLE TEMPER
"There's a girl lives next door to u.s.
remarked Brown, ''who must have a
bad temper"
what leads you to suppose soP"
asked Jones.
swell, she bangs her hair and I fire.
,quently hear her banging the piano."
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evening Of the 18th,
returning from
,..,
,e an infant tne
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freight and sock
Minnesota, on
by which live la
Montana, were
stephen H.
two OF his childr
other q youth of
ing OF the 18th,
house, in An
Maryland.
"A report n
souri,. on the
armed farmer
OF the two u
tempted to
beauehamp
'harn
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S%arsapariI|a

sod by all druggists 81; six for Is. Prepared only
oy !. HOOD CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
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Sold by all druggists. 81; six fors5. Prepared on
by c. l. HOOD Il CO, Apothecaries, Lowell, Mas
100 Doses Que Dollar
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To yield to unnatural trifes.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1887-04-08

Forty-sixth Ohio, GEN BEAUREGARD.
and Fortieth Illinois, battered like heroes
against the enemy's extreme left, but the re-
suit was rs before, recession to the left and
rear. The brigade of Col Marsh, which in
cluded the Eleventh, Twentieth, Forty-fifth
and Forty-eighth Illinois, was subjected to
one of the hottest onslaughts Of the day. In
five minutes nearly all of the field officers
were killed or wounded, together with all the
horses Of Burrows battery which was posted
on his center. The first brigade also retired
in disorder. The third brigade, enfiladed and
turned on its left flank did the same, and its
commander, Col. Raith, was mortally.
wounded. When the division reformed It's
right still connected with Sherman willis
the left was protected by the ravincs
and impenetrable thidzets that interviewed
between it and the division of w. II.
L. Wallace. The struggle continued
with varying success until late in the after
noon At one time McClernand pushed the
enemy half mile through and beyond his
camp but the advantage was only temporary.
Fresh assaults forced him still further rear
ward, where he received the final attack made
that day on the Federal right. The resist
ance was gallant, obstinate and worthy of the
men who made it, and when it was over they
went into bivouac for the night.