The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-12
BRIGHT BITS.

The 'gilded youth Is frequently found 70 have
very solid brass undation.- Washington
Critic.
IT is only the unsopbisticated maiden who
likes moonlight nights. The others prefer the
oark- genuine 2Itlcle.-JUd2e.
II is queer that Queen Victoria did not confer
the Order If the Bath % some Of Buffalo Bills
Indians Pittsbarq Chronicle.
wHEx a Young man detects the first evidence
Of hair on hrs upper lip be feels elevated. when
IN reality Il Is sort Of a coming down YoakeTs
Stdtessana-
II must be hard on a laxative woman to
marry 3 barber Whenever she d think she had
ih5 last word bed be and have the next. -
-CtGTtestotc7t E'seTJJrtse.
Miss .ETHEb-Do you not admire the ragged
edge, Mr. Fel1ciles
Penciie-wel. really, Miss Ethel. have been
upon ii 50 long now that / have quite dlstaste
for it--Aoctdeat Ne1es
THE failures in Great Britain during the first
six months of the year aggregate 29i3" OBJ
served the horse editor.
Does that include Tennyson's Jubilee Ode:''
asked the snake editor FittSbstrg Dispatch.
THE ills which in this world are rife
Are TO no class confined:
The organ grinder says his life
II just zone horrid grind. -
Boston Courier.
LADY-And so YOU left your last situation
through having words with your nlistressf
Swell Cook-Well. EN-. not wOrds-not ad-
zactly what You might call words, m. l only
spoke TO 'er as one lady might to another
Fun.
don, miss. Really. l did not Observe
Young lady-Don't mention it pray. l don t
mind little swearing. / work in a a telephone
exchange: Beside guess you are right.-OBld-
ha Herald.
WHERE did you get all those buttonse' asked
lady of a little boy had / 900 or more on a
string.
Why, " was the reply, don't you know pa is
a minister -
Yes. returned the lady, but what has that
got TO do with it,
Everything said the boy: because he has the
soreing of a conectiop basket. The Epoch
OMAHA GIRI,- Horrprs; Don't you come near
me. So you are one Of those girls who posed for
| that Boston photographer are yOus
Boston Girl-Are you-crazy: There is nothing
| the matter with this photograph
Nothing the matter with it, It's outrageous
And this is what the Boston girls call art is it =
on, l see what YOU mean now. No, indeed.
| was not one Of those awful women who had
| their pictures taken as Greek goddesses. Mercy
no No respectable person would do that
But what is this picture here?''
How hopelesely ignorant you Western people
are That is | in my bathing suit. - Omaha
| Herald. sz.-a
| A. CERTAIN harmed Judge, when attempting tc
| be clear, Is at tirnes rather perplexing my
| good woman. he is reported to have said to a
| witness. you must give an answer. in the few
| est possible words Of which you are capable. &c
] the plain and simple question whether when
you were crossing the street with the baby or
| our arm and the omnibus was coming down or
| the right side and the cab on the left and the
| brOugham was trying to pass the omnibus YOU
/ saw the plaintiff between the brougbam and the
! cab, or whether and when you saw him at all
! and whether or not near the hrougham cab
| and omnibus, or either or any two and which Of
| them respectvely-or how was it?'-Dry Good,
i ChFOHtcLc.