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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-06
WANrGD-RuOalS.

WA >1ED-A Ms ely furLIssed south room
w with attention. tor the summer, by mar
ried couiles In > private family preferred. Must
be Resr the business centef. References eN-
changed. Dyn't fail 10 name price. Address,
Citizen, Gazette office.
NTANEED-A furnished room WithsaOutheast
w eNpOsule in pleasant location. wet of
Main s;reet% ADDRESS 2. o. boSS6.s.
w ASTED-Furnlshed room i, T n couple of
w young gcntlemen, with orsgithoItDoard.
Within fOtlr.or Ass block of the Eepffier ] bird
and HoustSnssrfeets. State terms. ddress,
w. Gasette office.
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OUR BOOK TABLE.
THE NORTH AMERICAN REVIEW. Allen
Thorndike Rice. New York, No. East Four
teenth street. $500 per annunf

THE NORTH AMERICAN REVIEW. Allen
Thorndike Rice. New York. Nos East Four
teenth street. $500 per annunf. &
In the March number Robert G. Ingerr
soil puts some very pertinent questions
on the economics which is ROW arrestiug
the attention of all classes Of society.
Whether these questions are fully an
sweredIor not are the Interrogation points,
which the author calls them, each reader
must determine for himself. II Whist has
been will be, the conclusioais inevitable
shat success 10 money maNng, rank snd
despotism will ever find The knees that
bend and fawners for the grated fsvors.
"Modern Feudalism," "0ur King in
Dress Coat" "Our Inequalities of SUI
frsge," are all topics relating to the vital
interests of republican form Of govern
ment. DR.. Thomas Armi;age, well
known in the religious world, gives in
this number his reasons for his denomi-
/ national preference under the title of
'Why am | Baptist"
"Some Unpublished War Letters are
valuable ss aids in historic research, and
much material is being collected for the
future historian WHO snail be able to sift
from SO much the precious grains of
truths to make for posterity veritable
story unglossed and unembellished. As
a review Of topics at present interesting
the public, this magazine stands in the
foremost ranks and needs no word Of
commentator to win the approval of the
reading public.
THE FORUN-Edited by LOrettus s. Metcalf,
The Forum Publishing Comp ny, 81 Fifth Az
ehue, New York. s. year.
This sterling review presents monthly
sn array of intellect and careful thought
which is unsurpassed in magazine litera-
ture. 4 glance at the table of contents
will convince any doubling Thomas of the
truth of this assertion, and the patronage
it has gained in so short time Warrsnts
the belief that this opinion Is sustained.
The contributions CT the March number
are all excellent, as their titles show:
"The Future of Christianity, Professor St.
George Mivart; Henry Georges Economic
Heresies, George Gunton; Books that
Have Helped Me, Rev. DIR. Edward L.
Hale; The Effectiveness Of Prohibition,
Neal Dow; Labor Organizations, Professor
Richard 7. lily; The Tyranny of Fashion,
Eliza Lynn Linton; Mysterious Disappear
anCes, DR.. William A. Hammond; Confess
siOns of a Universalist; The Sea Serpent
Myth, Professor Theodore Sill; Standing
Room Only, Thomas w. Knox; Shall the
Jury System Re Retained? Judge +. A.
Thomss." OF all the educational series,
if we can so call it, none is better than
Books that Have Helped Me-" ard many
will be pleased to see their OLD time favor
ties in q list Endorsed Edward E. Hale.
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THE GAZETTE has the Largest
sona-fide Circulation of any Daily
Newspaper Published in Texas.
SATURDAY MORNING. MARCH 3
FOR THE SUFFERERS.
An Example of Promptness to Every City
in Texas.

In compliance with special request,
THE GAZETTE announced on the 18th that
it would receive donations for the pur-
pose of buying seed for the people in the
west who were unable to provide means
for raising crops this year. Since Satur-
day morning the following subscriptions
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-06

Now, let US hear from Tall-Twister In
gals Oh the Mexican invasion.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-06

WANlEU-About I5Og head Of y6afiing kgif-
w ers next April state range ind price.
VIII drive TO G dorado or New Mexico; I'D
dress X. NcSicnOlas, box As, sherman, Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-06

NyANrED-BOardw with pl 49, ne,-pioety f:;r
W nj he'd south rom, Joy gentleman and wife
residents of the city. Re'erenc given ard re
qulrGds ASdrts giving name, location and
TERMS Home GaZette office.
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TO EXCHANGE.

MY HONE and business now. Heine'fn North
vi Texas, would NchaRge valuable property
in Galveston ZOE property either Fort Worth,
Dallas, Gainesville or Cle5urne Inquire OF
Robinson Bros butchers and dealers in cattle,
etc 1906 Main Ntrper. tort Worth
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aSrEO-pIASO.

XyIANTED-An uprig ht ,.ptanos "a secoGd-
w hand instrument that has not been abused
or too long muse VIII answer. Address, Civ
ing loves net cash price, @ \. w, Gazette.
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FOR LEASE.

nos LEAs Eat low IA e, 50G- acres Of good
L grass lspd, nine miles from town, three
sides fencsGrgood wa TT and shades Address
+ y. Bledht fSar Augustine. Tsa.&
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NV ANTE D-.GsIrfaSep painters a: +. IL. kel-
w leIas earrtage Works. Apply ~ on0e. I'D
nTANTED NV. good coat, makers and S
w good pants ms kerr Steady Enjoyment.
Henriger Bros, GaineSvfile, T, "
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-06

NOR SALE-Or trAde, at sEhargsfff, . good
L dry goods business: town of e0tO people; do
ing good business. Reason for selling, other
business 10 attend to. Address u. & Co, Bon
ham, Tex.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12
WEST EDEN.

ED. CAT Seeing that your correspond
ence are somewhat limited of late we
will venture few items from the garden
spot of Thomas county.
Since the recent heavy rains every
thing is growing fine. Rye and wheat
that was sown last fall is looking fine
and good harvest is assured.
Tnt safsiipfs no no an = usy pllassins cess.s
Messers. Gettig and Newton have fifty
acres planted and will plant as much
more as soon as the ground can be pre-
pared.
School district number 40 is organized
Mr.. c. F. Hanscom was elected director;
Mr.. w. H. Gilbert treasurer; H. Brown
clerk. The school house right was locat-
ed on the southwest of sec. $3.50,
of the south west corner thereof. We
hope the erection of the school house
will commence Immediately as there is
much need for it.
Mr.. c. F. HanscOm and family are
busy improving their claim in the way of
building, breaking prairie and putting out
a large crop.
DIR. d. J. Reynish is teaching the
Pleasant Hill school. The DR.. will be the
champion pedestrian" of Thomas coun-
ty when he accomplishes his $50 miles
walk this summer
MIR. Swaziland has the first house in
West End in fair way for completion.
Real-estate has raised ninety-nin per
cent since April 10: everybody looking
forward to an abundant harvest
A. PIONEER.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12

Kansas has by the census 'iass year;
10000 more males than females.
Since there are almost as many girls
of school age as of boys in the state,
it follows that the disproportion is
chiefly among the grown people.
Farther analysis of the returns show
that there are between the ages of 20
and "a years 10000 more men than
women, and betHeep the ages of 20
and e yesrs Il 600 more men, Be
.txsee:t lee ages.of % and 40 there are
about 80, 900 men in excess.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12

better tell: II b on tho sopsh. east qnafte,
Of section 20: 9. 81. There vas church
there last Sunday also Sundayschool or.
ganized With the following officers elect.
ed to take charge: j. W. Moore; Super.
intendent. Geo. E. Dimmit Assistant.
VIM. Sharp Librarian. Miss. Lizzie Sum.
mers Secretary. Perlie Summers Treas
urer. There viii be Sundsyschool each
Sunday at 2 o'clock and preaching again
a. Hfteanth of Nay. Everybody invited
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12
PLEASANT RjDcElTEMS,

Miss. Ola Porter has gone to Mo. on a
visit
Bob Davidson is back from III. He sold
his farm while there and will reside in
Thomas county in the future
Will Moore is building nice large sod
mansion, also Geo. Dimmit.
Henry Franklin planted twenty-five
acres of corn in one day last week.
Miss Alice Finley has been visiting her
sister Mrs. VIM. Moore.
John Dean proved up on his home
stead last week.
A great many Wendell farmers have
been putting out small fruit and apple
trees this spring This is a move in the
right direction.
Jim Beahm concluded that he was not
ready to leave Thomas county yet as he
did not try to prove up. We think there
is some kind of an attraction here. Just
wait until that young Miss returns from
Missouri.
Miss. May Davidson has returned to
Oberlin after long stay on her claim.
Some one will be lonesome until she re-
turns. Miss. Cora Stobie of Cumberland
is attending school in this district.
Mr.. Cline has sold the REIMBURSEMENT
OF his homestead to Black. Considera-
ton $4,000.
As some of your readers would like to
know where Pleasant Ridge is we had
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12

than fifteen years.
My name as old maid l now have resigned
l would have before but for that husband O.
mine.
SOMETIMES.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12
FARMERS HorEL

Newly latted mp and refurnished. neee a.
cqdAeodataons 1lInished al. Prico $40 per
~ Tirst-claee table set and courteous tFeot-
49, to AL. mt door west Of pootoMce.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12

Weave complete line of Shelf Hardware Comstock Castle Cook
and Tnware manufacture Waranted Also the
original and Hull Cook Stove tested for than
other Come
We have come here don't fool yourself by
prices but and see
]. ALCOTT & CO..
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-05-12
Get the Latest and Best.

Il Il IN invaluable companion in every School,
and At every Fireside. Specimen pages and
Puhaished by G. & G. nERRIAn 4 CO.,
SPein00sld, Mass, o. 5. l.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25
Infant PrOdioies.

Willie Gordon, the 1G-year-old son of
a Mandan Wholesale clothing dealer,
is his fathers bookkeeper and con-
tidential clerk. He shows a surprising
aptitude for business and always takes
entire charge of the store when his
father comes east to buy goods.
Eddie Race, a 5-year old youngster,
of Glen's Falls, is the best drummer
boy for miles around. He performs
the most difficult beats without a flaw
and never seems to get tired, although
the drum he carries is nearly as big as
his body. Eddie has never had any
tuition, but gets the beats right by
instinct.
Little Stuch, the 14-year old daughter
of the state librarian of Pennsylvania
recently composed cradle song so
difficult that her music teacher advised
her to modify it. She said that she had
made it difficult so that she might send
it to Patti, who would be able to sing
it. This she did, and it was sung by
the diva with great success in the
west.
Miss FannyBlock, of Jackson, Miss.
is said by the State Ledger to be one of
the most precocious children in the
state. Though only nine years old
she reads, writes, and speaks English,
German, and French tiuently and
reads Hebrew with ease. She is now
beginning to master Greek. 1t took
her only two months to learn German
and she acquired the other languages
with equal readiness.
A little negro lad, about years old,
living near Uniontown, Ga, is SAID to
possess wonderful talent for
sculpture. He can take lump of mud
from the roadside and with his hands
form any animal he ever saw, the pro-
portions being perfect. He recently
made out of clay a life-size statue of a
dog that astonished every body who saw
it because ofits extraordinary fidelity
to life.
Paul Williams, the 12-year-son of G.
b. Williams, of Mendon, Mass, has
neither arms or legs-only stumps two
inches long from his shoulders and
similar stumps, eight inches in length,
in place of legs. Yet he is an accom-
plished penman and very good
artist. He holds the pen or brush be-
tween his chin and one shoulder stump
and moves it with his head. Besides
all this. he is a pupil of high standing
in the Mendon high school.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25
Beauty In Brindisi.

The colors of Brindisi, like its lati-
tude, are semi-tropical. Even on a
dull day we could enjoy the olives and
pinks and light greens and grays of
the houses. At a distance they are
white, but close at hand the illusion
goes. Then the dress of the people is
as vivid as the tone of their lustrous
skin or their fine black eyes. The
men, for the most part, go about in
blue blouses, with little or nothing
underneath; but the women coruscate
with necklets of metal and glass, and
are as gay as rainbows besides in
parti-colored cotton and wool. The
lasses loved being sketched, more
over. They stuck their plump arms
akimbo, set themselves well on their
legs and stood like things of brass as
long as they were asked to stand 1t
was pretty again to see them in the
market-place. sitting in the midst of
great heaps of vivid oranges. But as
hucksters they are little importunate,
and it is not every man that would feel
at ease with the arms of siren beau
tiful as Cleopatra tight around his
neck, beseeching him to buy. Again,
not every one can admire the asso;ia-
ton of tobacco and beauty; and vet
some of these pretty girls sat denure
with pipes in their mouths. All the
TsdY Round.
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VOLUME XXIX.-NO. 5.
Before Death.

How much would care for it. could know
That when / am under the grass or snow,
The raveled garment Of Iife's brief day
Folded. and quietly laid away;
The spirit let loose from mortal bars,
And somewhere away among the stars:
How much do you think it would matter ther
What praise was lavished upon me, when,
Whatever might be its stint or store,
1t neither could help nor harm me more?
II midst of my toll they had but thought
To stretch a finger, would have caught
Gladly such aid, to bear me through
Some bitter duty had to do:
And when it was done, had but heard
One breath of applause, one cheering word
One cry of Courage! amid the strife,
So weighted for me, with death or life
How would it have nerved my soul to strain
Through the whirl of the coming surge again
What use for the rope, If 1t be not flung
I'LL the swimmers grasp to the rock hal
clung2
What help in comrades bugle-bast
When the pearl of Aipine's heights is past?
What need that the spurring piean roll
When the runner is safe beyond the goal2
What worth is euiogy's blandest breath
When whispered in ears that are hushed tr
death?
No! No! II you have but a word of cheer,
Speak it while | am alive to hear!
Margaret J. Preston.
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ueS nresent hin1salf


He spent the interval in alternately
picturing to himself the coming inter-
view and heaping abuse upon himself
for his former conduct. The main
springs and motives for that complex
frame of mind which had driven him
away from Florence appeared to him
in all their clear and naked ignominy.
1t was not only that he had been churl-
ishly, wilfully obtuse to the honest as
pect of the character of the girl he
loved, but that he had not been will
ing to acknowledge to himself that he
did love her, because the Indifferent
attitude of these people-of this young
girl and her eccentric old uncle, who
had spent his life and his money in
doing good-toward the convention
alities of a narrow and shallow $50
ciety" had been such as to offend his
own fastidiousness- (why not say
the wordO snobbishness.
Tom Carter dealt with himself not
Ieniently. He called himself a moral
coward. In point of fact, that was
what he had been. Still, he was not
different from many another man, nor
worse.
The Asgards' house had, as he ap-
approached it, a close and suffered
appearance. He rang the bell with a
little surprise, for he had certainly
understood Isolani to say that the fam
lily were in town.
The summons was answered, after
a somewhat lengthy interval, by a wo-
man who had evidently been left in
charge. She was so long answering
his first question as to whether Miss
Asgard was at home that Carter, with
nervous impatience, added:
Have they gone out of town again?"
. The woman still stared at him. Then
she opened her lips.
They went down to the country
again because the young lady wasn't
well. But she had relapse down
there. And she died last night"
The rumbling street sounds of the
hot September day reached his ears in
a dull distant roar. Everything swan
for moment and then stood still,
his dry lips articulated some soundless
words.
Eyes, she's dead" repeated the wo-
man.
And she closed the door.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25
An Original Version.

There lived near Alexandria, in Vir-
ginia, an old colored MN and woman,
whom their acquaintances called
Daddy and Nanny Williams. He had
had educational advantages, and could
read i'll a fashion peculiarly his own;
but his wife although lacking as re-
CARDS erudition, possessed great force
of character, which she often displayed
in manner that was very irritating
to her husband. When she became
particularly fractious. Daddy would
take the bible, and open to that chap
ter in Revelation beginning, And
there appeared great wonder in
heaven, woman clothed with the
sun, and the moon under her feet, :"
etc.
With impressive solemnity he would
read as follows: ''An' dere 'peared a
great wonder III heben, a womanw
Slowly closing the book. he would gaze
sternly at his now subdued wife, for
the passage never failed to produce
the desired effect Harper's Maga-
zine.
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Had Learned Another WAY.

One winter evening, not many years
ago, at Doyleston, Pa, three young
lawyers were seated at table in the
Law Library room playing cards. One
OF them had recently been admitted to
practice law and during the evening
he frequently used the expression, III
is me. The incorrectness of the
phrase grated upon the ears of the
other lawyers, and at last one said:
Joseph, don't you know you are fire.
quently saying, 1t is me, when you
are well aware that you should say, III
is I?'"
He replied. Jacob, / know should
say 1t is l. but l say it incorrectly
from habit"
Jacob said, Il think l can aid you
in saying it correctly if you will only
commit to memory the rhyme, 1T is /,
said the spider to the fly"
well, that would aid me, / admit. u
said Joseph, ''if | had not committed
another rhyme when boy"
Inquired Jacob. ''Well, what is
thatP''
Joseph said, at is me said the spider
to the flea. ."-Harper's Bazar.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25

Elijah Youngblood, of Coffee county
Ga, ought to be proud of his record,
as thus set forth in the Augusta Ga
zette: elijah Youngblood has killed
990 deer. He is one of Coffee's most
successful farmers, and lives now on
one of the poorest places in the county,
and makes plenty. 1t is said that
since 1910 eleven families have starved
on the place, but he makes plenty, and
sells corn potatoes and bacon. He
says any man who can not make liv-
ing in this county should not live.
He is 61 years old. can walk all day
in the woods, and can run mile to
head deer or wildcat when he hears
old Altman bark. He has killed 240
wildcats"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25
Saves Scrubbing.

A novel bath was witnessed in Los
Angeles. a father had stationed his
whole family of children on the front
lawn in order, from the shortest to the
tallest, each of the youngsters clothed
in big towel, and when all was ready
the hose was turned on, while the
youngsters danced with delight. After
fifteen minutes brisk application the
herd was driven to the rear of the
house, where they were dried and re-
dressed. Yes" said the pater fami-
lias, that's the way | do it, and you
see it saves an immense amount of
scrubbing. Los AnqeLeS Tribuue.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25

Drs. Starlley & Paleu have the liberty to refer
20 the following named well-known persons who
have tried their treatment:
HON. VIM. ID. KELLEY, Member of Congress-
Philadelphia.
REV. VICTOR l.. CON RAD, Editor Lutheran
Observer, Philadelphia.
REV. CHARLES W. CUSHING, ID. D., Roches-
ter n. Y.
HON. WIN PENN NIXON, Editor Inter ocean,
Chicago, Ill
REV. A, W. MOORE, Editor The Centenary, Ian
caster 5. G.
w. II. WORTHING ron, Editor New South.
Birmingham. Ala
JUDGE H. +. NROOMAN, Quenemo Kan
MRS. MARY A. LIEERMOBE, Mclrose, Massa-
chusetts.
JUDGE K. S. VOORHEES,, New York City.
MIR. E. G. KNIGHT, Philadelphia.
MR.. FRANK SIDDALL. Merchant, Philadelphia
HON. W. ". SCHUYLER, Easton Pa.
EDWARD J. WILSON, s33 Broadway, n. Y. Ed.
Philadelphia Photographer.
FIDELIA NJ. LYON, Waimea, Hawaii, Sandwich
Islands.
ALEXANDER RICHIE, Inverness, Scotland
MRS. MANUEL Y. oKrEGA, Frcsnillo, Zaca-
tecas, Mexico.
MRS. EMMA COOPER, Utilla, Spanish Hendu-
ras, Central America.
J. COBB. u. :. Vice Consul. Caaablanca, Morocco
VI. Y. ASHBKOOk. Red Bluff, California.
ERNEST TURNER. Nottingham. England.
JACOB WARD Bowra New South Wales
And thousands OF others in every part ofthe s.
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AN END TO BONE SCRAPING.

Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburg, ILL.,,
says: Having received so much benefit
from Electric Bitters, I feel it my duty
to let suffering humanity knowit. Have
had running sore on my leg for eight
years; my doctors told me would have
to have the bone scraped or leg ampu-
tated. | used, instead, three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes Buck
lens Arnica Salve, and my leg is now
sound and WE'LL" Electric Bitters are
sold at fifty cents bottle, and Bucklen's
Arnica Salve at 25c. per box by H. Hin
ricbs. 5
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25

'.Gov. Pickens" of Ozan township,
Hampstead county, is the Oldest black
smith in the state. The governors"
thick suit of snow white woolly hair
and beard contrasts picturesguely with
his black SKIN. He was born, he says,
in the Pendleton "deeStrict," South
Carolina, on March Z, 1887, and was,
therefore, 100 years old on his last
birthday. He was sold ION the block"
in New Orleans and to Arkansas in
1910 by the father of David Dixon. now
of Lafayette county Gov. Pickens"
still does good blacksmith work and
has the reputation of being reasonable
in his charges.
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Farms and Farm Land
FOR SALE AT A
BARGAIN.

Fjrst.-s0 acres miles north of Amigo.
Second.-8o acres miles north of Amigo.
Tbird.-II7 acres seven miles north of Amigo.
Partly improved.
Fourth.-I6G acres nine miles north of Amigo.
House aud stable and small clearing; also about
400, ,0o0 feet of standing pine.
The above lands are all in LanGlade county,
Wis. and are near the railroad. Are all excel
lent farming lands and will be sold cheap and
on easy terms or will trade for land in Manito-
voc county. Enquire of as
j. W, BARNES. or
G.. G. SEDG WICK.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25

''Ah! the lines show, Mr.. Blank. ="
remarked the fair palmis1er at the
church social the other evening, THAT
you are slave TO the fair sex" Mr..
Blank. with bitter domestic memories
-"Humph, the top of my head be-
gan showing that ten years ago" -
EIDairh Gazette.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-25

Mice evening"" said a jolly militia
man to the policeman at the corner of
Eleventh and ID streets last night
Yes was the reply; Il am just ad-
miring the stars" What particular
planet are YOU stuck onP" Uranus. F."
Il am not. 1t puts me in mind of the
night before last lnauguration-Day
when Uranus all in Washington
T15fir