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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05

Hn WIFE HELPED HIM 10 MAHRY ANoFnyR.-Jno
county, Indiana, has just married Dora White, q
girl Ia years old In order 70 effect this marriage
he got his wife, with whom no lived am1cably Is
his edo acre farm, and taxing for himself SlOO 600
In cash went west with his cntld-wtfe, Vfnt has
q married daughter living near Lakeedale, and Il
was q this daughters house that he nfst met
Dora Wh1te.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05

vaAhLAs TBE te1KssAs, Has A MARROW ESCAPE.
1tseIu danlan. The oafsl8an, haa 4 narrow
aAai.ILon, Oni, wednesday lis beat, the sydney
Va Ilh mo oy the Wildcat, and Hanlau was
Inc sydney was broAen into kidding WOOL and
VIE VI INC crew OF the wildcat Was fatally Injured
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05

To the Editor Of The EVENING STAR
The gentleman who wrote the death notice of
Gen. W. Il. Hazen in The STAR OF January nth
spoke at random in saying that none OF the officers
OF the signal service would offer any opposition to
transfer 10 the civil service. am an officer CT
the corps signal and am strenuousiy opposed TO
any Change Ike that, and know well that the
great majority OF officers and observers is opposed
u IT, Their places would be insecure and they
would consequently os less efficient. Military
discipline alone will keep up our efficiency. GOOD
Inen never feel this discipline. The young writer
should hot let the opinions Of one or two make
hun 50 positive. Very respectfully, X-Y.Z.
ANOTHER TELEPHONE sUIT-A telegram from
fhiiadeIpnla wednesday says: An important tele-
plohe SUIT involving The right 10 erect and main-
LAID bnS Instance telephone Birps between New
IOfk. phla and various large cities, was
bsynn In the United States circuit court by bill
In equity which was flied tins afternoon by artor-
neys Tor the Brooklyn Telegraph Construction
company. The defendants are a part or the Bell
E.ephone synclctie, and have orglniZe,i a corpO-
Iaton which has recently opened offices In various
cites
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05

SHORTAGE AND SUTCDK-Ira Doe, OF Rocheseer,
Nh, one OF the most prominent odo Fellows OF
ing the alleged cause IL is now stated that short
aces OF several hundred dollars have been found In
his accounts as treasurer OF various lodges and
circumstances tend to show that he committed
suicide.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05


which gave the results OF OF her observations
at the High school, Referring to a statement by
Dr. Fothergfll, OF London, that 'when children are
but day scholars they share the family fare and
the watch1ui maternal eye sees that they get both
sumc1ency and variety" Miss Danes paper says:
the watchIul maternal eye does not seem TO be
open at breakfast time, for one Of the most COM
mon occurrences Is TO md school girl attempting
70 90 mental work on an empty stomach. In any
come from distance; on bright mornings it is a
temptauOn 70 Walk-a mile or two, perhaps-after
breakfast comprising only a cup OF tea or coffee
and couple OF rolls Following the long walk
the end OF that time the girl is faint and
sunering from headache, perhaps, and wondering
why she feels 50 miserable. Then she eats luncn
OF bread and pickles, very likely with q little rich
cake ana jelly and thus fortties herself for the re-
manning work OF the day. When school is over she
walks home 60 late dinner, studies all the even
ing and ret1reS In the neighb0rhoOd OF msdnfghC
II she is an ambitious girl she may stand such q
course Tor some months but towards spring she Is
entirely worn out, and talks OF malaria, lives on
beeftea and Quinine, leaves school before the end
OF the year, and her parents and friends say
School fs TOO hard for her, and It's wonder more
girls don't break down."
come 10 SCHOOL WITHOUT BREAKYAsr
li3 Dame believes It more necessary TO guard
against insufficient food than improper food She
gathered statistics from among class OF forty
girls varying In age from sixteen TO twenty. one
without lunch. On other mornings two, thrte and
sometimes iour came without breakfast. I'll. she
says - brief weather report could be given TO
gether with these figures as 70 breakfast and
number OF small eaters was large were DAYS when
tho ar was heavy or muggy, the weather bang
factor which should NOS be overlooked In inveSai-
gafaons tks thssA In an inquiry into To naasser
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05

he is one OF the best indelders in
tne country. He Is not very strong at the bat and
theTe Is where Meyers would strengthen the nine
materially. Look at the outfielders. They are not
only the best to be obtained, but they as good
as any team need desire. Carroll, Hines and
good hftters. The home club is moderated, and II
tney are properly managed, as think they will
DC, tney Will prove it. don't mean that they Will
We aoie 20 beat anything that comes along, but
tnat tney will play any club good game with a
goo chance OF winning from even the strongest.
Inc PUBIC 0ughtn't TO expect and doesn't demand
CONSECUTIVE victories, but Is satisfied with good
ball playing"
STUBBORN BALL TOSSERs
"Wiu all the men you have mentioned play with
the NATIONALIST"
''Tney Will unless voluntarily released or else
they viii quit the business They can't play any
place else. BAH players when they make repu-
Iatlon Value their services about twice too high.
Iney can't make half OF the salary offered at any
thing else, but they will nearly always hold OF for
more. There Is one strong point in favor OF the
nome team The majority OF its men are young
VINO nave made their regulations on the ball neld
VIII never be any better than they are now, while
ence" ~ Poo "AO f
"Will the schedule Of league games be en-
iarged?" asked the reporter.
NO: The same number Of games viii be ar
ranged rang as last year," replied Mr.. Young. each
club will play Is games with each OF the other
seven, naklnE ls6 in all. Last year Boston played
LIS gameS-of which one was tie: Chicago 1875
games, Tie: Detroit, Log games. tie: St. Louis,
70 games, tie; Philadelphia, 11o games, tie;
view 1Ork, ia games, 5 tie; Kansas City, I23
games o Tie, and Washington, 122 games, S tie"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05
BASE BALL NEXT SEASON.
The League Presidents Opinion Of thu
Washington Club.

PROSPECTS AND COMPOSITION THE LEAeUE-EFFEcr
OF CHANGES IN THE RULES-THE HOME CLUB UNDER
RATEp-PoINTs ITS FAvoR-N THE LEAGUE PER-
MANENTLY.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-02-05

Abram s. Hewitt, who has just been elected mayor
fight in the history Of the city. over 1900 per.
sons were in the garden, all OF them GOthamiteS
yet not more than half dozen knew Mr.. Hewitt
month ago crowd filled the parorS at Del
monicOs. They were awaiting summons to the
police captains dinner. Among them was tall
Sead and sparse gray hair he WAS suaye snd
courtly. few New Workers took him for Fatty
Walsh. He was not the genial warden OF the
He was the renowned Col Robert G. Ingersoll
now practicing law In New York.
Two weeks ago saw man with an abn0rmally
developed brow, gazing into jewelers. window.
His eyes were bright, and his face was thin and
wrinkled. He was tall and sol6ierlyin appearance
in Contemplation Of the display in the window
None OF them was aware that q more surprising
exhibit was at their side. The tall gentleman was
Gen. william Tecumseh sherman, VINO has proba-
bly, kissed more pretty girls than any man In the
Union.
overhauling some volumes on a stand in front Of
an old book store. His hair was auburn In color,
streaked with gray, and he wore black felt hat
about him. He was short and Tat. His fain,ent
was plain and neat. His eyes were blue, and, his
close cropped beard was red. He looked like a
him. Yet he has made as much stir in this
country in six months as Gladstone has done in
IN f h nto oOs cse
loon on Park row. saw seated at q table q gen
tleman who resembles the pictures Of James Msdi-
was apparently about sixty years old. HIS raddy
countenance, clean-cut features and snowy hair
indicated the best OF pedigrees and his manipula-
ton OF knife and fork over plate OF pork and
beans was convincing proof that he had the best
OF appettes. He was surrounded with clerks and
mechanics, none Of whom could call him by name
$4,000 In an hour without ntnching. He was
Uncle RUFUS Hatch, who plays church organ to-
q million.
day or 30 ago saw tall man about forty
live years old, who fastened his pebbles on his
curly and unfrosted. he had the nose a. one
Of Napoleons Marshals and the stride Of Carl
OF workers q busy as himself, not one Of whom
knew him. Twenty-seven years ago he was
alOno In this great city, n1endieGA ponna-
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on the other hand, think will be a bene1I reIao
lively u the younger players who have not become
by years OF habit so particular as TO height and
whose premature Judgment leads them 10 strike at
balls both high and low"
THE HOME TEAM UNDERRArRD.
"What do you think OF the prospects Of the home
club?' asked the reporter.
"Good," was the emphatic reply. I'm nv opinion
Think the Nationals are underrated particularly
by Washington people. They can't win the Cham
plonship, and they won't be able to compete sue
cess1uily with Chicago or New York, but they will
be able 10 play good ball. Ii takes many years 10
build up championship team, and Washington
will do very well for two-year-Old. The latest
addition TO the league the Pittsburg club, is diner
ent- IL Is an old organization, and comes In TO the
league ranks fully equipped for business after hav-
alton. The Washingtons started last season with
but one real battery. They will begin this wear
with three. Let us look at the team individually
es they m Sass NO 70 sa spsns sa any
take Gilmore and Mack, ON on their I record I'd
at the close OF the season. O'Day and Dealy have
not played together, but 0Day made very good
stop. krieg Is as good FIRST baseman as can be
lIuhu ne hara hitter plays with energy and
shefe sd no bs ssps second my opinion
the country than Jack Farrell when
he is in condition, and that's what he is in now.
picture OF health. never knew him 20 take such
good care OF himself before during the winter He
tod me then that he intended 70 make next year
his record year by doing the best playing OF his
hIe, and think he will do 1t. McGlOne. at third
oase, Know put little about, but like the way he
strong at third, and he knows pretty wei Be
sides. New York wanted him very much and II he
was good enough for New York WASHINGTON ourht
10 be glad 20 have him. 1t viii be a very good
thing II the Nationals can get Myers, OF Kansas
CITY, 10 play snort for them, but II they have to
not be so badly Oh as ID generally sun
posed HIS fielding IL All nght fee
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THE DISTRICT HOUSE OF CORRECTION AND HOW IT
Is MANAGED-A SYSTEM OF MERrT-IyDUsrRIAL
TRAINING FOR THE BoYs-A NEW BUILDING no BIZ
ERECTED.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
Marriage Notice Of the FIXTURE.

E3& B Marriage Notice Of the Future. E$$St
"a fashionable wedding notice last
week gave the genealogy Of the bride,
IS well as the occupation and connec-
tons Of the groom, his fathers titles
and decorations thrown in, and closed
with the announcement that so-and-so
furnished the decorations. s., ::s3 !, S. ,...
This is what realism is leading us to.
Bot why not carry it all the way through
to its fullest extent. Thus for instance.
: s5ss MARRIED. us %
Smith-Jones On the goth of Octo-
her, at No. 1872 Ninth avenue John P.
Robinson, architect; Theodore Brown,
builder), by the Rev. Pierre K. Good
man, author of ..Side Lights of the
Gospels published by Harping &
Bros, 12mo, cloth 81, paper SO cents,
for sale by all respectable newsdealers,
Anna Jones, daughter of Chas. 2.
Jones, wholesale grocer, Of 1916 Pearl
street, and sole agent in New York for
6pile's Gurline, 15 cents per package,
and granddaughter of Midshipman
Easy, author of the Century's articles
on ''The Navy at Gettysburg" to Patsy
J.. P. @. Jinkens, of the Sandwich
Islands custom house, and son of Gen.
Bolivar j. u. Furioso Jinkens, P. P.
c.. j. A. C. K, G. D., OF. Her Majesty's
forces in Manitoba. Rebellions a
speciality. Office hours Ga.
/. Decorations by j. ,Kearney, 626
Fourteenth avenue, third son of P.
Kearney, caterer, of 50 Floyd-J Jones
street. Furnace fire by James Higgin-
botha1n. Gas by the United States Gas
Trust of New York. Supper and
flowers: by Blunder, nephew of Lieut..
Charles K. Bombastes, of the New
York Gazette; terms $3.50 per annum,
payable in advance Conversation at
reception by the World Entertainment
Emporium. talented conversationalists
and raconteurs, ETC., furnished at short
notice and at moderate prices. e Isl
70 be sure,> this would cost money,
but what is money compared with the
advantages accruing from the systemP
Life, s<Hs s.s*1-~
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
KATlE's ANSWER.

Il 81 told 70 last night, Mike, IA marrysye nivor,
S#ss IS And We II hnd that . womansw VIII mean what
shell sny; sas4 .5s. 4S
y Ita thruth YEN get always. Thin no, no foriver;
ssa Wild 8 woman's decision Lays 1t to-day. Il s;
And sure II such throuble ye really cant bear it
4 81 Then esye only 10 toll 1t TO Bridget or Sue,
& And Molly and Dolly are achin, 70 share Il; $FF
They'll always adore ye whativer ye do. 8&i,JiG
% 'sOf one thing I'm certain. Ia all of my bein. I'll
That Of jealousy, sure now, there Isn't q spark ;
Il But itst 10 amuse me, I'd like to he seein'
s Whore re goes when 50 often ye'ro out on .
Il We don't know no grammar~I couldn't abide 1t,
: For I'd niver no throuble with grammar, not
Nor writin Its thrae TIA. = niver have tnrted
But thin, Miehael, sure how can 70 elltill ye
thrys 5f 81 81 a. M &s # II i 5#S3
{ sIast Sunday at vespers always on Sunday,
list exceptin' last Friday. have vespers OF
4 Pat said with chuckle, he'd warrant It one day
Wild yer pen in yer fingers ye'd yet make yer
5sSf mark SL u 7s4si$ {gf 81 N 3,zs.
What, Pats rude fellow Sure Michael,
yeEe Jealous; -, Hjsszi{s lts ff5:${s
AS thinks OF it now through my mimory runs,
So good to his grandmother-so they all tell us
For he's jist her one grandson, exceptin' two
N--r4l g.
sAnd what II I married ,yee's! Sure when Wild
SIS 4 silence H. s ::ss 4. s~.5
4, I wud meet yer wild doin's ye're blind to my
= cries, e.. ~. 7 r. r. ~ !@ass54s.
! Ye're dancin' and nddlin' in tayerns = mile
hence; - 20 = sE}2255& systt712,
II Arrah, Mike, that's as plain as yer face to my
~ . eyesl. - . ;y@a55, r..
What, Michael, that's false nows We niver
were willin'e I..I.> 9
And not when ye're married no matter how
oflate ye've left early. It's thruth ye're a-tell.
E in's, .t, ,
!. Thin It's all can say is the thruth's in the
- wrongl r. +.
ZONE night at yer mothers-ye'd niver dare tell
her - .s": j. =. g."
That ye'd bson so unruly. ungallant and bold
I'd brought-it was pourin'-me oldest umbrella
F'or hadn't o new one exceptin' the oldl;
I. What Kind Of man. sure, wud ye be to marryl
Home ye sint me alone-ah. Ell niver forget
Il Ye gave me meself me umbrella to carry.
Sayin', Kate, there's no good In Us both to
-3 @ get wet Is, % l.. @ s-s:z
81 haven't . cint in the world, and there's why,
sir, & -={:SE - ea@ So, sse%EG
Sure j naven't as much as pig to my name.
And ye haven't eithers That's SO much the
nicer, ~ ~ = .S:r 5r:g*&@z
For thin never the other the other can blame:'
s What's thiss Won't I marry yeest' Niver,
och, niver! 80 - - Ess.S:.@'
And when once ye've persuaded . woman. 70
speak r-- .sf3zs =. ~. =
It's thruth yen get always. Thin no, no foriver!
It Is no, Mike, I tell YER They married that
Il sceek. i-e~'>s5
Charlotte " zAuston. IN Rarpers Weekly.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
J.
ARAslsaonabt0 Freak.

yellow wed ding Is one Of the 1atsst
freaks. The bridemaids are IN yellow,
the decor atoms y How, the lacesy yellow /.
the flowers yellow; every thing, il short,
but the bride, who is. Of course, IN
white, wears that jaundiced hue. The
effect tis somewhat yipg and more sug-
gestive Of . rousing bilious attack than
the gentle, amorous scene q fashionable
marriage ceremony seeks to be. How
ever, anything for q change Bostos,
Herald. +
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
BOOTBLACks' STANDS.

The Peculiar Industry Created by an In
sonious New York italian.
+ Few, probably, of the men who pa
tronize the many shoeblacking estab-
lishments in the streets and sit in. COM
Portable arn1-chairs on brass-ornament-
ed stands ever stop to think of the
origin Of these conveniences. They
have increased III number so rapidly
within the last few years that they are
now as common sight as a street-lamp
Or horse-car. The majority of this
stands are made by an Italian. who
proudly claims the honor Of inventin9
them. His triangular-shaped shop is
over a blacksmith s and is reached by a
short flight of rough wooden steps that
might almost be called a ladder. In
this small shop, with one window, boot
blaeking stands are piled from floor to
ceiling. They are in various stages of
completion. and in different sizes. some
being large enough for one, two, or
three chairs 50 that . purchaser may
buy according to his means. They
range in price from % for q pine wood,
painted, Angle-chair stand, as high as
$40. But Of course no high-toned boot
black would buy a 81 affair. BE would
aspire to one made Of mahogany and
brass-m mounted, which would cost him
$8 or $40. Nj. HI n 3535 i3 .5 5.3
Zinc is going out Of fashion as Gov
ering for tho top and brass is taking its
place. Astand large enough for three
chairs was IN process Of construction.
and when finished will be sold for $50,
Il contained three lock drawers for
brushes and blacking. beside q money
drawer, and will have 4 brass top and
trimmings
Tho genial inventor is 9 good-l looking
Italian about fifty years Of age, who has
been il this city six Of seven years.
He seemed pleased to talk Of his work,
but deplored the fact that four o.. five
men who had worked under him had
.set up similar workshops. so that he
had not SO many orders as formerly.
He unlocked tho door of . small office
and showed some designs for5the foot
rests. Thsre were stately canels, fierce-
looking lions, ponies and soldiers, but
The most ori ginal was 4 cavalier On a.
splrancing charger framed in 4 horse-.
shoe These are the Atalian own de-
signs. He buys . child 4 toy, tWists II
5to satisfy himself |. and adds TO It or
takes away until he il suited, and ear-
8ries IL 20 the foundry where II IS cast in
iron for hin.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
What q Ounce!

r, &5,. ~. What q Ounce! - Il T. 49,.
! suffered with fever, hot head and fonl
breath, &" 81 n Is 49,
With stomach disordered- sisk unte
l. S2% death. q -
/ bore it week-surely was duAce-
Then took few Pellets they Cured ne
at once. 60. ~ y-$-.,
What a Ounce. indeed, to neglect such q
remedy and suffer week, when quick re-
lief could have been found in DR.. Pieree's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets. /.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
An Appropriate Suggestion.

Gibbons (who isn't handsome, but
thinks he is, and ogles pretty giris)-I
want to get something which my wife
will appreciate. Now, what would you
suggest9 T r. @.s
Saleswoman-Why don't you go
into the saddler's, two doors below, and
get her pair Of blinders9 /
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

hlHJ0 need S6Ss sG1@ helm Ill hr0li r. f1YAl
.the poor lod pert faca stole IT nexpreasior
oY almost allRel lic ioy.S hut iSonly Alint Mar
rsret noticed 81.
Then they MI n rn M n 4, ii Ann ~
.ble, prem at,,rely old. a. .faced little Ami,
ID sat 5Rasinr re ilacti IN into the firf
;alInd then said IN am l,er On IA father aai6
he sw,onld rive me- 4 worse ING than eyei
snhen he came 4 hone. ,cautse5 waited fo,
rim o,,tsiie 8 tha nublic. Ana when ia CONT,
Ia fell l5asleep ana FORGOT tp rive Il ne. II,
that win 8. miss Il, 81
Little Annie Poor little Anniel How.
could she know that this story which sht
told 30 simply ia % few words was tlll
most pathetic that had ever been written
Then it was Honor's turn to tai sSht
had lust begun her story---a fairy story
when, glancing up, her face expressed a..
tonishmeAt, confusion and happiness, al
yin al Instant. There, stand ing II the door
4 was Sir Edward Dusart
Any one who und derstood the language 8,
faces could know at once by glance q,
Honor. that her happiest moment had come
chat her story, too, had told itself, for only
one thing could have brought Sir Edward
Dusart to her from Uncle Bryson's on tha.
5Christmas night. And wasn't IL curioui
that the soheming of the Brysons to keel
him from again meeting Honor, had brought
about the very thing they had tried
TO preyent9 And isn't II always sot Be
hind Sir Edward came Mr.. Redmond. who
after greeting every body, said something
to Aunt Margaret hich seemed to MAKE
her face radiant, and caused her totell the
story Of her happiest moment with her eyer
only. She II was, not Honor, who had beer
tho cause OF his visits th0e, and in the
fewest words possible on that Christmas
night he made this plain to her; and later,
when addressing few words OF good will
and good wishes to all before the curious
company rose from the table, he said this
was one Of the happiest moments OF his life.
d But just after he and Sir Edward had
become enc Of the company, Mr.. Williams.
the poor LOGGER, was seen making his way
toward the door holding his handkerchief
up TO his face. He was telling Sally to ex'
cuse him to her mistress, as sudden attack
OF neuralgia obliged him to leave rather
abruptly. when Sir Edward Dusart caught
sight OF him and called out: "Elston! ls
ita Why, Elston, old fellow, where on
earth have you sprung 'front.' The poor
lodger moved on toward the door, making
no answer. Sir Edward spranR after him,
and with his arm around his neck, school.
boy fashion, went with him into the hall
When they both returned Sir Edward in.
troduced the poor lOdger as the best friend
he ever had and one OF the best scholars pt
his own university. The little company
was greatly astonished to learn that he
wasn't Mr. Williams at all, but Mr.. Elston !;
but they were still more astonished some
weeks later when they learned that he and
l1.o "a Fo irI;o vuoro N, ,,rdod thar haoo ~ a
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

"When some deep and immedicable
woundn takes your breath away; don't lie
down ia despondency, tut send boy with
EWenty.iive cents to tho nearest druggist for
q bottle OF Salvation Oil. g.t
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
Look out for Frauds.

slS Look out for Frauds.
The great popularity Of Aliens Iron Tonic
Bitters has induced unscrupulous manufao-
turers to initiate the name as nearly as pos
sible and still escape the severe
penalties of the law. In order to guard
against such base limitations, see that the
signature Of j. r. Allen, Druggist and Man
ufacturing Pharmacist, st. Paul, is on the
front label Of every bottle. All others are
counterfeits. ~
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

From January |, to December l, 1887, the
Ore losses at st. Paul, MIMI, were $a2O,cS31
being sS5, ,9AS on buildings and $l54,l4O on
contents. }ss8 |1Gsf se$:% 3lFg
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21
Cat8rrh Cured.

Il Catarrh Cured.
A clergyman, after years of suffering from
that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly
trying every known remedy, at last found
prescription which completely cured and
saved him from death. Any sufferer from
this dreadful disease sending SELF address
ed stamped envelope to Prot J.. A. Law
renee, 2l2 East 9th St, New York, viii 1e
ceive the recipe free of charge. .., T.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

a livery stable is an unpleasant neighbo,
TO have. s55 #{s s5 + 4. .l5- 4
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

: We notice it is usually q skin flint who
tries to hide q crime. +. s.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

FREE, trial package for instant relief and
speedycure Ok Asthma Ssud address to Hot
fingers Drug Store, Lincoln Park, Chicago.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

1sThis Is q burning shame, !" said the man
who was smoking 8 bad cigar.
Mower County transcript., 1887-12-21

In matrimonial affairs love frequently
goes out with the tied. ...-,' :. -