The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1887-12-21
SRIC.A-BRAC.
S;iaI coi tne Gin of the busy day;
Gnlg the night winds signing
Eel Gn Tie ear Of the comrace near

80 street car driver dying.
>lo,.iy l3le eyes Of the dying man
Parted: he gesoad he started;
TIE can.raGe ben; with ear intent
Der the Fps thai speech had parted.
i. a,.-ei had oackored !lle dying man
Born DY TIC Stream, go shady.
..ad this was tic word the cOmrade heard:
The other crossing, lady"
\ scar sDo.-tic eagles uest.
a 2op.l,:.r winter 7csort-hot tcddy.
! slg:,; brokers' ticket is sometimes q
ioriinc ;e!}cr-Gut usually il isn't.
Very few persons can hold their own on
t5e!c frSt sea voyage
Ii Is ti,e frs. business Of ProhiDitionist
70 prohibit common sense.
:5n ocni;st is the man who can make
pacrje open their eyes
Il make long story shogt-scnd it to a
newspaper editor.
Gre talent well used gives its pcssessor
greater satisfaction than five talents buried
beneath ,hc rus: Of iGlcacss and sloth.
\ beauty is apt to find no fault with her
eyes, cheeks, or lips, but she upbraids her
ha:r
b taking 2 vcyese on a vessel all pas
sengers are turned into wood; for IN order
10 50 they mast be all aboard.
A clear conscience can rest easy on bed
Of Granite. while al evil one would be un-
! easy or one of swansdoT1.
There are s0,nc men who are so opposed
tc anarchy that they will not even wear
rtG flannel
blessed are the piece makers" said the
&r1ali 5ay when he dropped costly porce-
'a::2 ornament
Tic carpenter is al unreasonable fellow.
ie OBJECTS 20 plain board, and yet he don't
Ike {; board until it is planed.
We u Hays admire what we cannot un-
derS.a::1IGG: Maybe that is why so many
Tclncn get married.
AZ angler giving an account of trip to
CaGade speaks of "a fight with salmon. ;.
! We 2refer peas with salmon.
| 4 lady man at the State election sent
! over . :. South Boston foundry to see If
they could not cast his vote for him.
o. secicg house being whitewashed, q
s:rGi! boy OF three wanted to know If it
was going to re shaved.
| IIacoa Prohibitionist-The Atlanta cleo
ton was Waterloo. Macon Anti-No,
it was whiskyloo.
With much pain the public learns that
the Ba-nurl holocaust did not burn single
p;n;; lemonade veuder.
,;:onlieytowr is the name of new post
! Office o. IaZoo county, Mississippi. Doubt
! less tie postmaster could unfold o tale.
Notice to foreign asssssins--If you don't
;.bahavc yourself when you come from
! Europe you will speedily go to your rope.
The CID lady who mended her husbands
; trousers with patch of grass is now
smoothing her hair with the comb Of
! ro0s;e~.
Philosophy does rot require of US restric,
: ions ;aat would oe unpleasant. but only 10
; &c moderate: ara moderation is consistent
! WITH 3ro7-;ety.
:s3, vii 90 out on Saturday, tue last
! :. - . INC year, month aud week and 1888
VII. -o;i IN on Sunday the first day Of the
year, i,!oath ard week.
hey tell ne You are an artist" ''Only
:. ..a:;cGGls!. ':.Ah, indeed. May ask what
your speciality Certainly, paint
! BE ,0H0 rcd.
t9..c don't care for the rain, said one
] Baltimore girl to another as,she raised an
: ir:,tcia: we're neitner sugar nor salt. ;"
20. replied the other, but we'er lasses. "
! G7Acsis never was called upon to act for
: q SCISSOR IS financial manager Of a national
/ ooara company. That is why he is known
! 10 history IS !: man Of some means.
where is you homer" asked man of a
; cf;scrns"l:;e-ln looking stranger. ..- 80 haven't
=, anv home at present, vas the reply "aly
w:!cs n1ather is making her visit.
Poor white isskinga fstful of change
/ from contribution box)-Thank-ee deacon:
? 7 rda known yer paid folks fer comm
Il; a ben here afoIc.
From the strange thrill that goes through
Jones arm when ne puts it round his dar-
; ling's waist, ne iinagircs she must wear an
j electric corset.
b! Il IS singular that, notwithstanding the
great variety in the bill of fare at the club
dic2erS. there are some men that always
! want 3 little game after the dinner is over.
-'2apa, why do they always call train
tshe?'' Because it takes three or four
men 70 manage, her, my son." replied 3lr.
Dawd;c, glaring toward his wife.
You ind yourself refreshed by the pres
crce of pleasant people Why not make
earr2s5 effort to confer that pleasure on
others:
Over $4,000 worth Of valuable papers
and money were recovered yesterday
from the iron vaults in the ruins of the
! Phelps, Dodge & Palmer shoe factory in
Chicago, which vas recently burned.
Your bill has been running long time" :"
;nsinuatinSly remarked the butcher to Slo-
/ paw The o1 her morning. That's bad, re-
marked Slopay, sympathetically. why
don't you let it walk"
! II you be nettled with severe raillery
! take care never to show that you are stuug.
uuiess ycu choose to provoke more. The
WY 20 aroid being made a butt is not to
F.; set up for an archer.
| The man whose step-ladder collapsed
when lie was baugiDg his fathers portrait,
bringing the picture down on the top of
| his read, says tits striking likeness of the
old mar.
ct takes longer for a man to find out
man than any other creature that is made,
says philosopher Not SO, my half baked
: friend. II takes longer for g man to find
! cut & woman.
How is It you have so many young men
/ call on your" asked a jealous girl. Be
cause, was the reply, father has the gout
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