Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-08
KISSES AND KIsSERS.
Little Incidents, Actual and Imagina-
tive, About Billing and Cooling.
From Loado1 Tid-Bi,S.

From LoadoD lid Bi,S.
Petruchio gave his bride q kiss OF enormous
caiibrc. We are told that he "klst her ups
with such a clamorous smack that At the
parting all the church echoed" The kiss
given b. the Duchess Of Devonshlre to
butcher for his vote has almost word wide
reputation. he butcher WIS bold and n
Senlou- enough to demand a < = for the pr &c
OF MS vote. II was gracefully gwen, ai.4 me
kssee bee me hnOwn as the butcher - ele
who kissed the Duchess. He thus increased
ms trade and gained historic fame. l shOulI
IKE TO IN y the OPINION OF the Duchess as TO
the difference in flavor Of duNe's kiss
ana Ou1Cners. Il Is stated that VOL
talTe was once kissed in theatre ny the
beautiful Countess de Villars. The plttes, IN
{helT er tEus'dsm lUr The great writer, con-
yelled her 10 give him the salute. Almost
every one mas heard Of the first kiss given by
Dominic Brown to his eweetheart, Janet after
q couTtshlp OF seven years. one evening, a
they sat ogether IN the Gust omary 30 emu IL
lence, Mr.. Brown summoned courage and
SAID. -" eve been acquainted now for sew
years, and I've never gotten kiss yet Dye
think might tax wan, my bonnie girl:'
Just as sou ike, John; only be becoming
wi it,"
surely. Janet. we'll ask a blessing For
what We are about TO receive, Lord make US
truly thankful"
The kiss was taken, and the worthy divine,
oVerpoWered by the Dlissiul sensation, rap
turous!y exclaimed: "Oh, Janet, II Is GU e.
W Z II return thanks SIX months altGrH ARD
they were married.
Every one remembers the famous kiss i'm
printed by Mr.. Bundle on the ''chaste nose"
OF Mrs. Corney, and the still more famous
klss applied To the lips of Mary. the pretty
housemuld, by sam Weller. The latter event
Is mus anuslngly described in Pick wick"
Get your hat, sam" said Mr. Pickwick.
IL . below stairs. sir" said Sam. and he
ran COW after 1t. Now, there was nobody in
the kitchen oct the pretty hou~emaid, and as
sam nat was mlslald he had to LOOK for it.,
ana the pretty hOusemaid lighted him. They
u "a to look all over the place for the nat. The
pretty hOusemaId, in her anxiety to find it,.
went d wn ou her knees and turned over ali
the things that were heaped together in a
Little corner by the d .1r. 1t was an awkward
corner. You couldn't get at 1t without shut
ting the door FIRST.
Here 1t is" aid the pretty housemaid;
tins i, it. a'ntIt?"
lie me look" said sam.
The pretty nou emuid had stood the candle
on 'he moor. AS 1t gave very dim ligh sam
was Obliged to g. down on his knees before he
could see " neither 1t y q, really his hat or not.
IL was remarkably small corner, and sO-lt
was body 5 fault but the mans who built
the housc-Sam ana the pretty housemald
were necessarily very close tog Their.
y e., this is IT." said sam; 'good-b y."
Good by SAID the pretty housemad.
'GoOd-by,' SAID sam; and as he sail it he
droppet he nat that had cost so much trouble
II looking for.
How awk ward you are" said the pretty
take care.''
So, just to prevent his losing IL again, she
put 1t on Tor him. Whether 1t was that the
pretty housemaid's face loOked pretiier s-ill
when 1t was raised tow -rd Sans, or " neither
II a. tn accidental consequence of their be-
ing so near to each her. Is matter of I'M
certainty to this day: but sam kissed her.
~ on don't mean TO say you that on
nurposeE" said the pretty housemaid, blush
ing.
No, l didn't them" said sam, "but 1 viii
now" SO he kissed her again
sam :" sa d Mi. Pickwlck, calling over the
banisters.
Coming, SIR" replied Sam, running up
stairs.
"How long you have been!" said Mr.. Pick
wick.
There was something behind the door
which prevented our getting il OF ca for ever
50 long, sir, r piled Sam.
And this was the first passage Of Mr..
Weiler's frat love.