New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-06-25
NAsBY ARG YES Fiji THE PRESIDENT
From The Toledo blade.

am in washinton jist now BY invtashen NV His
Serene Eggsency, the resident ez sort NV advisory
committy to assist In settn sich tcksh questions ez
may arise In the seeded states witch Is now thank
Heaven the Government
and sich wood create een In the North wich wood be
uncomfortable for His Egesency, aud consistently for
why so 7" WIZ asked "Dd he not veto the Penshun
BILL AMI hez Their ben any uprisn about that Ell he kin
"My liegs and gentlemen" I replied. you'll dskver
that there's hunderin site NV difference between pen
shun and flag Theirs many a s0Uer VINO woodent
thank for penshun who will raise SIGH hell ez 700
never dreamed NY II ye tech his military record Them
flags is his military record and et wuz In power here
shood let them severely alone Troo there wuznt any
upsn about the penshuns but the time for the nprisin
wood like to them flags the South where
Good safely kiver with sch romances ez we chose
but lookin at II ez prakke man. don't like It. hey
offs. ! never more comfortable in my life. hev
nothn speshly to do and good salary for not dom It,
want Ills Eggslency reelected in 49, FOR don't want to
be hurled out that comfortable place like stun from
catapult and be landed the cold and sterile
e I've heerd enuf this kind talk" sed His Eggs
leney with fown on his brow mrSe hesrd
responsible to the Dmekrac party, witch by the way
am; Wat is the Dimokratc party =
The order determined upon and ishoOd, at about
10 and the mornin wnz spent In innosent hiiarty
Gnrei hefces nm nS Ss c sse now
he'd sh0wd up In the matter NV the late struggle He
cHammer went into the war actily expectin to bust
the old government and controle the whole kentry by
forse arms. But tho Lord rebooked our presumsen
He permitted us 70 be whacd in the feed to show the
they had the Northern Dimocrsy to depend upon The
Dimocrisy Nv the North cum promptly to her aid and lo
where are we now We got back into the government
with the addishne rcpresentashun that the niger
popclaslsen gave Us. without being at all worried with
the Niger vote. We he'd electid President from the
North 1t Is troo but that only bec0z Northern man
auz wood do more for us than southern.
Genre R0sser, Nv Nirginny. did not want TO speshly
sdered this thing nv sending the days South SO that they
could be safely lied over WIZ step In the rite deckshen
things Trinstauce, snOOd
perventn sch ruilans ez Genrel Sheridan from goin
people the time when he went down there with some
bloc koted inkin ruiians behind him and made it warm
hez mtgated the greefs NV the people NV that valley
but SIGH EN- ez are not absent holdin' Consulates
wOodent like to see sheridan. 80 are willn' permit
Sheridan i've but Their must be limit to wat he does
His Eggsency remarkt that all this wuz troo, that he
fcelin in the Dimekratc party. wch okaed In the
South and in the lower wards NV Moo York city.
Genrel MHammer remarkt that Their he'd got to be g
good dee dun than that TO satisfy him. lie shOod
Insist penshunin Confederit sOljers, cka to Fedre
and datu the penshun back even with the Fedrel SOL
wuz rithin under these injoodishus announcements
nv policy. and WIZ in hopes wood His
EgGsency away from SIGH dangerous course. But not
one nv EN- dared say word. cept Endicott. witch
he wz wlln the party shood die. eff 1t he'd to, butte
be be with M feet to the foe and ts to heaven
q HELEN blaZesi shreekel, wot folly Is this Watts
all this about den with feet to the foe and our eyes
to heaven don't want to die amt jist now con-
serned about wat kind NV corpse shell make, for
don't want TO be u corpse ut all Hewitt the Dimocrsy
got sense enuif TO live Can't manage TO eggsist a
while and enjoy the spos Yer Eggslency reconsider
this rash act"
Never! sed he, "never hev sed it and it shell be
done"
Then 700 may % well pack yoor baggage and prepare
for a skip March 4, lSS9-you may eZ well!
-Jist here commenst The order to send back
the flags he'd onto the streets IL had bin ygraed
all the kontry and responses coming back es
thick lice in Egypt No matter wich wuz from. Re-
publikns Dimocrats IL was ono contiuyood perest
again the move
wood 700 insult tho entire North ~ shreeked the Re-
publikins.
Wood 700 throw away the last chance 700 hev for
re-eleckshunl" shreeked the Dmocrisy.
And His Eggsency looked over tho kilograms "Wher
ID Milwaukee," he asked feeby. Is Their sch place
CT Peoria I" he murmured " And Pittsburgh"
You bet there is sucn places, sed l. ez you will dis
next year
"Wcll. Of we hev made n mistake hev made one,
and must back down. Bayard. write dispatch sayiu
that gvin the matter atOorer considcrashun
we decided let the id flags stay wher they are,
not don't consider it the correct thing To do
but becoz. bevin eggsamincd the law, find amt
Justified IN dOin IL. though il shoOd he done"
wuz the somebody else and that 700 never
knowed thing about it till it done. and that the
700 GOT wind II made hot haste 10 rescind
order Put IL Bayard put it GU Endcott, put IL
We bev got to noluiDate 700 agn, and we want
sho for elcctn 700. so that 700 kin reappnt u.s.
oh my Lego
lie wuz immovable. Directin Bayari to do he he'd
directed. he stalked out NV the chamber