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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
The Two Sans Advised.

Boston newspapers have advertised
Brother Sam Jones and Brother Sam
Small very freely. They have published
quite full reports of their sermons, but
they have not given an unqualified approx
al of their methods Of preaching. Indeed,
they haven't hesitated to Indicate that
they answer very well Tor the purpose OF
amusing Boston people, but that they are
hardly qualified to instruct them.
The Boston Herald, IN late issue, said:
"We would advise Brother Sam Jones,
and Brother Sam Small also, to limit their
work to celebrations to people to stop
lying, stealing, swearing, cheating, de-
ceiviDg, backbiting, and misbehaving
generally, and to develop their capacity
to love their wives and children, respect
their neighbors and be good citizens, and
leave the deeper questions of theology to
people who know more than they do. 1t
is hardly to be expected that all OF the
fruits of education should be thrown
away because some people are ignorant"
The Herald is doubtless right about
this. There are much ADLER theologians
in Boston than either Brother Jones or
Brother Small, but the people don't crowd
their churches because they don't want
to hear what they have to say. They are
dry-as-dust sort OF preachers, and they
don't do any body much good. The theol-
ogy they preach will not perhaps be the
theology that will be taught half century
hence. Some professors, like those at
Andover, will knock the props from under
it and 1t will drop out of sight. A few
people, VINO ENJOY splitting dOctunal
hairs better than they enjoy good din
ner, find pleasure in theological specula-
lions, but the masses take no interest in
them.
Brother Jones and Brother Small have
succeeded so well because they have, as
rule, avoided doctrinal questions, and
preached the gospel and morality In
plain matter-of-fact sort of way. 1t is
probable that they thought that they
little deep theology, and they got
beyond their depth. The people
of that city can give them points on theo-
logical questions, and, hence, the Herald
gave them very good advice when it told
them to stick to anecdote, personal expe-
rienee and exhOrtation, and let deep theol.
ogy alone. They are novelties in Boston
and they draw well. They have a chance
to do a great deal OF good there if they are
disposed to do 1t. If they travel out of
their beaten path, however, they will
cease to attract attention. They must be
satisfied with beiLg revivalists. They
must not try to make regulations as theo-
lOgians
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

eral, and that MIR. Bayard, If he goes TO
the Treasury Department, may be sue
ceeded in the State Department by
Secretary Lamar, is hardly worth a
second thought. Mr.. Garland isn't going
TO resign yet awhile, and there isn't any
probability that he intends to resign at
all. That being the case, the above sug-
gestion loses its force.
II ii be true that it is MIR. Manning's
purpose TO resign, the probabilities are
that he will do 50 before the adjournment
OF Congress 50 that his successor may be
confirmed. He will be greatly missed in
the Cabinet, and when ne is gore the
President viii be deprived Of the adviser
in whom he places greater confidence
than in any other member OF his Cabinet.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
INDEX TONEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETINGs-The German American Mutual
Loan and Building Association; Savannah
Lodge No. 1l53, X. oil H.
SPECIAL NoTICEs-Bills against Russian
Bark Iris; Notice of Dissolution, Kenmore x
johnson; Thick Cream, Solomons n Co.; DR.
Montague L. Boyd, City Physician; Notice,
Louis Stern; Notice. Peacock, Hunt Co.;
The Infrmary Ball.
SPECIAL SALE-Grav & O'Brien.
BALDWIN APPLEs-Chesnutt O'Neill.
AUCTION SALES-COrner Lot, by c. ii. Dor
sett; suburban Cottage with Very Large Lot
BY /. d. LaRoche's Sons; Administrators
Sale. ADMINISTRATIVE Sale,by j. Mclaughlin
4 Son.
LEGAL SALEs-Chatham sherf7s Sales;
City Sherf7s Sale.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENTs-He
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent,
strayed; Personal; Lost; Found; Miscella-
ne0us.
AMUsEMENTs-Annie PiXley at the Thea
Gre: Jauish n "Princess Andrea"
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULE-Ocean Steamship
Company.
LEGAL DEMONSTRATIONS from the Court
OF Ordinary.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

Watterson View of the President.
Ma Watterson, of the Courier.Journa
will meet with very little success in his
attempt to lessen the estimation in which
the President Is held by the people. He
makes very great mistake IN thinking
that he can inhH eBee public sentiment to
any appreciate extent. He writes
brilliantly and entertainIngly, but he
doesn't inspire confidence. No party
would accept him as a leader, aRd no
party would place him even IN prominent
position. He has too much vanity and
too little judgment. He makes glad the
political enemies Of his party, but he is a
source of annoyance and trouble to mis-
political friends.
His Washington letter, which is Just
now attracting some attention, reads like
the article OF q man who has boon snub-
bed, or who has been battered until he is
ready to destroy the character of friend,
just TO show that be can destroy it.
Not long ago be spoke In terms of praise
Of the President. 1t was sometime after
his bosom friend had been appointed to
little foreign mission. Now he writes of
the President as follows:
He is the one man In Washington who
is blind to the truth and deaf to counsels.
Even the Secretary of State. who has
lived most of his life in peach blow vase
5000 miles beyond the moon, is not, | am
told, wholly lost TO the real state of the
case. But there seems no help tor it. A man
as incapable OF receiving impressions as
of returning warmth, and sensible Of
criticism only 20 the point OF resentlng 1t,
the President sits in the White House
like wooden image made to be wor.
SHIPPED, not to be loved. To the weaker
members OF his Cabinet he has impaired
his dull self-sufticiency and cold sto!ldlty.
What has caused Mr.. Watterson to
change mis- tune so suddenly? Does he
think that the Democratic party is getting
belogged and that it is his duty to pilot
it5 What vanity! Perhaps he has some
grievance and is trying to get even with
the President.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
MIR. Sparks and hlr. Foran.


To-day, in the room of the Commissioner
OF the Land Office, scene occurred between
Mr.. SPARKS and Representative Foran, OF
ONO, which. but for the discretion of the lat
ter, might have resulted in a smuggling m atch.
Mr.. Forar wanted a Republican put out and
Democratic constituent of his put in. Mr..
SPARKS said the Republican attended to his
duties, and he proposed to keep him in. Mr..
such man as Mr.. Sparks ought to hold the i'm
portant position he did, and the Democratic
party thought so too. Mr.. Sparks sad the
Democratic constituents of Mr.. Foran, who,
by the way, was not elected last Novem-
Der, thought he was not a good man to keep
in. He then ordered MIR. Foran out of his
office, and, advancing on him, said if he did
not go he would put MIN out. Mr.. Foran
went
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
Interesting and Important Documents
IL


EVERGREEN PLACE, READING PA, Jan, Ii.
DEAR PRESIDENT regret learning of your
affection. | know three things that viii
keep you certainly in good tone for the wears
yet to come, viz, one quart of alcohol (95 per
cent. put in two onions twell bruised, hang
1t inside glass window let the sun shine on
it for three days for distIllaton. Then battle
the limbs. The relief is unsurpassed. This
done, wrap the limbs with the inclosed alb
sorbent cotton. Secure with the elastic bind
ing inclOsed. A rigid cord is hurtlul. Third
relief: Take lumber of water, nearly not
every morning 1t gives great relief to the
system. A gentleman has taken 1t for four
years in a little salt, was IN bad bea tn ght
1870 pounds; now he is up to l76 pounds, reyo-
lutlonarv weight.
My only daughter, Mrs. Brooke, with her
three promising sons and her only daughter
is living in her own beautiful home at / 1923 X
street. Washington city, d. c.
have great reluctance and hesitation in
giving the facts stated, but it should be and ia
a source Of solicitude to every citizen to nave
our chief citizen In good health. Wishing YOUR
self and Mrs. Cleveland many years OF happy
welded life, am, dear sir. very truly YOUR
friend. Respectfully, DANIEL r. CLYMER.
EXECUTIVE MANSION. J
WASHINGTON Jan. 10, 1887,
Daniel X. Cly3Rs', &C. HdyOy. READING:
DEAR SIR--The President directs me to ac-
knowledge the receipt of your recent letter
containing suggestions INTENDED to aid him in
freeing himself from rheumatic troubles and
TO assure you OF his apprec alton of your
friendly interest. Very truly yours.
ID. $. LAMONT, Private Secretary.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
Boston Children on MOODY.

rum tHe thtcdQ0 IriONue.
Two Boston children. aged IL and Is wears
respectively, who have been visiting relatives
in Chicago, went to hear Mr.. Moody preach
last Sunday evening. They found his style to
be somewhat different from that of the Boston
pastor whom they had been accustomed to
hear, and were not entirely pleased with it .
On returning from church they sat down and
commented upon Mr.. Moody's discourse in
the following terms, to the CONSERVATION OF
their uncle, who gives lis the facts:
Did you not observe, Marie" said Char
lie, 1.-THE phantasmag0rial eccentricity Of his
lucubrations; and that the extra vasation of his
idealtstic formulary, viewed with reference
potently in convoluted echeon, both anagogi-
callY and ideagraphicaily, with turgid intu-
mescence and eXoteric oppugnancy in the
ratio in which the panthelstic solidarity
transuded beyond the archaeological entities
of primordal termination and morbifc con-
tinuity?"
II was much more impressed, Charles" re-
piled Marie, as she carefully adjusted her
spectacles, with the endemic Journalism of
his pessimistic aduncity. operating sympto-
maticailY IN conjunction with efflOrescent
gnostictsm. to secure the mimetic parallaX of
the orthOpterous ukase Hence he fails to APP
prehend the pectinibrachlate frog odytes, the
p1thognOmonic introspection of galeated mi
crocosms, the jurdic fanfaronade Of multlfJld
haglOgrapha. as opposed to the cesp tous dog
mas Of isOchronal fascces and the yermicul-
Gus adumbrations Of turbnated spericity,
grewsome with necrOlogic lipogr&ms and
hducary anfractuosties.'
If Mr.. Moody expects to reach these chill
dren he Will have to get step-ladder.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

Fronl NE CAicQ1o Nel0S IReD.l
On the theory that mo thief e'er felt the
halter draw with good opinion of the law"
we can und rstand why the few Anarchists
who attended the labor convention at Spring
field tried t. procure the adoption OF reso-
luton opposing the establishment OF mill
tary pos at Chicago. but we cannot under
stand why they had The foOiishness to attack
soldiers as WORTHLESS, lot Of drunkards when
most OF the delegates present had once been
soldiers themselves. We supposed that, al
though the anarchists lacked al principle. so
far as their methods are concerned, they had
Wit enough not to insult the very men whom
tdey nave been years trying TO catch with soft
solder and taffy.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
Our Real Ruler.

From the Boston Dairy Globe.
This free country?
Well, may be,
So long as you haven't
A baby.
Young or old, tho golden
Or gray be
Our heads, we're ruled by
A baby.
Fond and foolish the words thas
We say be
When we bow to that tyrant,
The baby.
The wise mans a fool and
A gaby
And a hobby horse for his
Own baby.
But of light in our homes, where'G
ray be
Without that bright cherub.
The baby?
Then hallowed and blest let
The day be
That brought that dear despot,
The baby!
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

The Chattanooga Times thinks the
MORNING NEWS ought not to interfere to
disturb the felicity of the Georgia CAPT
tai and the Alabama bubble during the
proceedings Of their mutual admiration
society. ATS harmless performance"
says the Times, "gratiies the press and
people of two fairIsh towns, and furnishes
an, unlimited amount of amusement to
their neighbors." The MORNING NEWS
merely desires to protect the pockets of
the uninitlated,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

Senator Ingalls, 10 the blood thirstiest
mann the United States. He not only
wants war with England, but he wants
20 lick Canada and Mexico and then an
mex those two countries. The Congress
sional tea drank by Senator Ingalls, must
be boiling not and dashed with Jersey
lightning.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

1t is said that Master Workman Pow
Derby is very much afraid that the great
strike in New York will result disastrous
1y to the Knights of Labor. The outlook
for the strikers is not promising, and
Master Workman Powderly thinks that
N they do not succeed the order will 60
20 pieces. 1t 1t does it Will be but follow
ing in the footsteps of other similar Or
HaniZations.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

The employees OF the Gregory ConsolI-
dated Mining Company, near Helena.
Mont, recently seized and held as host
age the son of Banker seligman, of New
York, until dispute as to wages was
satisfactorily settled. Does this suggest
the proper re medy for labor troubles? If
1t does the knights of Labor might find 1t
profitable to seize the millionslres in the
United States Senate.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

A Columbus, o., special says that
Gov. Foraker is constantly receiving let
ters from citizens OF Ohio asking that in
view of the threatening attitude between
this country and Canada permission be
given to raise militia companies. Where
is the valiant Capt. Whaok Bailey and
the regiment he raised TO rescue Cutting
from the clutches of the Mexicansf Does
he mean to allow the OHIO militia TO cast
reproach upon his military ardori Dis
close yourself, Captain, and lead where
glory--and boodle-awaits you.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

The tail of the great Southern comet
Will be in sight, just above the southern
horizon, next week. About the same
time many young couples will be in sight
IN the neigh orhood of the front gates of
lhe country.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

Secretary Manning will not deny that
he intends to resign and accept the Presi-
dency of bank now forming in New
York. In the meantime many anxious
fnanciers have their eyes turned in the
direction of Washington.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
. 000 YARDS fine finished Hamburg EN-
A.NOU Lrnideries f.nnl " to ~ fnchss

. ono YARDS fine finished Hamburg EN-
A.OUU broideries, from ~ to 8H Inches
WIDE, slightly soiIed, former prices I0c, l21$c
and 15c yard, now SIG.
1900 yards extra fine finished Hamburg
Embroideries, from 80 to inches wide,
slightly soiled, the regular price of these
goods were 25c, SOC, 3jc and 40c yard, we
VIII close tine entire lot out at 21c.
IS dozen Misses and Boys French Ribbed
and German Hose, broken lines IN black and
colored, the recent prices of these goods have
been 4oc, Acc, soc. 6oc and Csc, we will close
this lot out at pairs for 81.
100 dozen Ladies' and Gentlemen's White
and Colored BOrdered Haudkerchiefs ut &c.
rs dozen Ladies' White and Colored Bor-
dered Pure Linen Handkerchief at Ice and
22c; worth 20c, 25c, Soc and 35c.
Gentlemen's Laundried and Unlaundried
Shirts.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's Collars and Cuffs.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

The names OF Illinois citizens who are
willing to wear knee breeches are being
printed. The dimensions of their calves
are not given, but that doesn't trouble the
public. What is wanted is the size Of
fhair tntalIecLs
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

FRAN the ChattInooga Times tDem.)
Ran Tucker, of Virginia, and Capt. Raoul,
OF Georgia, are the only men so far mem
toned for com missloner- under the interstate
commerce bill whose fitness viii not be ques-
toned by anybody cauAble of properly Judg
ing. Tucker is an emnenty judiclai-minded
man, real statesman Raoul is one OF the
largest Drained practical rallroaders In the
Union,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
Kanfr cLR SnrcAsIn

From the L,Wisoi1e Courier-Jo"'ndl tDem.)
II We are to have war with England no
doubt every United states senator Will shout
der q gun and go to the front. The sight OF q
company of mounted milionalres would scare
the red-coats worse than figure Of Andrew
jackson.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

Sam Jones told the Boston people that he
didn't believe in culture that was simply
vvhitewash on rascal. The Boston Re-
plblicans have since been accusing Sam
of "personalism in the pulpit"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

Slugger Sullivan says that he has never
read one OF Mr.. HOwels' novels. This is
not surprising, because it is well known
th at he makes it rule never to worry
with the weak.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

built man in a plain suit of black and told
that that was ParDeli. They had expected
that the idol of their childish dreams would be
six feet high. have a sword in his hand,
crown on his head and John Bull under his
heel at the very least.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

A Strange Creature with its hair filed
with Hay Seed wandered into the Mag
nificent union passenger depot at Bir-
mingham, the other day, bearing in its
hands a Flsttened Carpet-Bag. "who
are Your' said the ticket agent, leaving
his cheerful Coal Fire and peerin through
his Iron-Ribbed window. a." replied
the Strange Creature, "am the Ghost OF
the Farming Interest OF Alabama. ran
Rfoul OF Coal and Iron Boom, not long
ago, and was Knocked Out in the
First Round. All the Farms have
aimee been Cut Up into Town Lots, and
now desire to Emigrste TO the Great
West" Correct you are" said the
ticket agent. eve now have no Use for
the Fruits OF the Earth In Alaban we
are living on the Innocent investor"
Wbereupon the ticket agent gave the
btrange Creature a pass to the Great
West and sat dow TO Concoct Boom
for the Growing town Of LickskilleL
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
CURRENT COMMENT.
AUseless Exnnrditure.

From the NemDAiS 4 o tidnch, DEM
IT cost 49, 22 to fold the sreeches of United
states Senators during the last session or
Congress A useless expenditure, consider
ing the fact Lhat they are never untOlded.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01

The Houston Post says that a man
ought to be considered of legal age when
he is self-sustaining. If that were the
law a great many men would be minors
all their lives
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
Rumored Cabinet Changes.

MIR. Manning does not deny that there
Is strong probability that be will resign
the Secretaryship Of the Treasury at an
early day. 1t is no longer denied that his
impaired health totally units him 10 dis
charge the burdensome duties of the office.
1t is probable that be would have resigned
Immediately after his recent severe III.
ness il it had not been that the President
was very anxious for him to remain as
long as it was possible for him to do 30.
There appears to be an impression that
Assistant Secretary Fsirchild will be APP.
pointed to succeed him. Mr.. Fairchild
was acting Secretary while Mr.. Manning
was absent, and he made most excellent
record in that position. II appointed be
would carry out the policy. doubtless,
which Mr.. Manning has inau surated, in
all matters In which the Secretary s.per-
mitted TO have policy. 1t is known that
he is in harmony with the President upon
all important questions in which the
Treasury Departments concerned.
There are indications that in the event
OF Mr.. Manning's resignation MIR. Bayard
will be offered the Treasury portfolio.
His friends tbirk that he is especially
fitted to handle financial problems, and
that as Secretary Of the Treasury he
would make much more satisfactory
reputation for lily than he is making
as the heal ~ 30 state Department.
There are. 9fsonrs those who would OPP
pose a. fanst' to the Treas
ury l,enAtfueni because they
think that sans is a greatly
oYerrated 1men g true that Mr..
Baysrd's genius has u been very con.
spicuous mQsls preHout position, but that
may be 114n thn1g that he has lacked
opportunities 81 aht IS lis ability in the
line OF inlom0cFs hen be was ir ilr
Senate heraukea AZ ing the leading men.
As Sen ttot 'he allowed that he had
ability u 4 sA,ea orter. a man NAV
have the ,uaiiras statesman without
possessin sthq opailties OF diplomanst.
The SUE l,4effon lbet Mr.. Fairghild may
succeed ~ gsisAa as AtsOtaey Gen
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Literary News.

Neal Dow has prepared an article for the
March number of the Forum, defending both
The theory and practice of Prohibition, and
Insisting that in Maine prohib'tory legisla
lion is effective.
We have lust received from the publisher
81 cony of the 1887 Edition of CoakLa's
U,,dv Manual If UsefM Information, n neat
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The March Scri5ner has come to hand, and
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first resident of The present French Kepuo-
lie; and is fitting illustration OF the inter
esting paper by Ex-Minister Washhurn on
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tbe withdrawal Of the Germans. Other illus
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