The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1887-07-14
.piTH AND POINT.

Clothing will make the man II h
only sells enough of it at a good profit
ALBANY Journal.
If you are good, you know it; II 20,
are bad, everybody knows it.-Mont.
gonae,y Dispatch.
The dried Goldfish is the only animal
that wears its shirt open in the back
NeOman Independent.
The lay members of the poultry or.
ganization are of more Importance
than the ROSTERS who do the Growing.
-New Orleans Picayune.
He was a 'jewel' when she married
him; six months later he was her
"gem.' When the matter came up in
the divorce trial, two years after, she
explained that z. e. m. stood for ''green.
eyed monster.'- Washington Critic.
No n ever hears of Mrs. Bismarck.
Mr.. B. probably hears from her, how
ever, after he gets through with his
usual nine glasses at the reichstag.-
Memphis Avatanche.
With an earthquake shaking up his
garden and the Indians clamoring for
his scalp at the front door, the average
Arizona settler has a lively time.-A-
lantG Constitution.
The ladies will not have the privi-
lege OF casting a vote the coming cleo
tiou, but the liberality with which they
will distribute sweet cakes and ice
cream, accompanied with fascinating
MISUNDERSTANDING smile,
will decide mor than one wavering
sovereign.-Austin Dispatch.
1t will not be many years before the
telegraph wires in cities will be put
under ground and the changing OF
church bells will be prohibited by law.
The moss is getting heavy on both
ideas. -NashvaUe Union.
If there is anything bad in a man the
telephone seems to bring it out, and a
great deal is brought out of many who
profess to be wholly good. -Indianap-
OILS Journal,
There is no change in the style OF
fshing-tackle this year, except that the
jug has more body and not quite 90
much neck. .-Rochester Post Express
1t is a suggestive and interesting fact
that if the Apaches who are now on
the warpath in the southwest should
hire an able manager and 90 to Lon.
don they could win social and financial
success. There is a good deal of truth
in the remark that ''position is every
thing in this world. "-New York
World
A wedding sin the strictest English
style" was che feature of the marriage
on Tuesday Of ne of Boston's swells
to a niece of Gov. Oliver Ames-anoth.
er symptom of the A~nglomania which
is sweeping down on Boston like mea-
sles on an orphan ASYLUM. --New
Haven MeWs.
Chicago thinks because the ''book-
makers are numerous there
than at Boston she is entitled to the
palm as a literary center. Memphis
Avalanche.
There is a lawyer in Gladstone, this
territory, named Western Starr. He
wanted to stay back in the states. but
his name wouldn't let him.-DakotQ
Bell.
One of the Sharp lawyers is distin.
guished by an expression of great per-
spicacity and a diamond collar button
whose sparkling can be heard when
ever the courtroom is still.-NeW York
Reporter.
Matchmaking is said to be running
down in Switzerland. They ought to
wind it up, in that case, for profit is
the handspring of success Washing.
ton Post.
Yankee fishermen are received with
more civility in Canadian ports this
year than last. GAIL I ask is servility,''
said the dignified mate of the Sairey
Ann. land that of the dog-gorndes1
kind. "-Bost0n Herald.