New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-10

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marbles, IL no likes. wish might BIO preacher
s whe Msre q an a. Of two
Psssng and resting his weight ON the spadehandle
for cain' in life What would ye be after choosing"
but It's meset that thinks for fon, asy cIans Jos,
with little to do and steedy PAYS the WHILE I'd io1e
vancc.
A party Of excursonists from Boston recently
visited the town of Ell Paso del Norte. in Mexico.
"They came into tho shop" said merchant of tho
town. "but that was all right. Then the first thing
/ knew they walked back into living part OF the
house and went to pulling over things and looking
into drawers just as II they were at home My wifo
had to ask them to go out, and had to push them
she could shut the door. They only laughed and
thought it a great joke that Mexicans should
have any feelings"
"why, Esther What havo you done with tho
rest OF 1t, anyway? 1 gave you fifty dollar bill,
and you have bought the bonnet for twenty-seven
IVY dear boy how am to know' You know
I never can count change."-Town Topics.
December IS of the present year viii be the
tennia OF NewJerseys existence as State. and jersey
City hopes to be the place chosen for the formal
celebration Of that event But it is pretty certain
that Newark will not allow Jersey City to bag this
honor without a vigorous protest
Tho train hands on tho Boston and Maine, when
train is entering tho Boston depot, cali "Boston;
s a that gore as bne BY c
ton. That 1t is not uncaled for Is shown by an Incl
traveller asked OF tho CONDUCTOR In apparent good
faith docs this his train stop at TIE ar f fa
Standardization Transcript
Tho inspection of meat in Berlin is very I'M
portant matter. Twelve veterinary surgeons are en-
ployed to stamp IL before slaughter and forty micro
scOpic samplers continually engaged in examining
dred experts employed in various duties, twenty
six Of whom women.
On tho
"Been to Brunswick"
"see coach awfi"
$50, so. But theah wasn't a henotwore scawf
among all the men. Pom honaw. thai wasn't"
"Gadl I'm glad didn't book faw the twip"-
(Town Topics.
An old man has Just died in Berlin who had oc-
cupied the position Of landlord to large number Of
tenants for fftyseve years and during all that time
he warned out or raised the rent on tenant.
Nor had no given written lease to any Of his
tenants.
Church congregations in Ber1s County are holding
antigigglng socabes for the benefit of the church
Tho person who laughs, smiles CYCLES is fined five
cents AZ ono OF these gatherings the other evening
tho minister who Is something OF an Anglomaniac
read selections from London comic weekly and tho
church funds were not augmented cents worth
(NOrristowR Herald
An article in the current number Of "GOod Words"
presents interesting statistics in regard TO tho
carrying capacity Of steamer 1t seems de-
hcent In but particular. No figures are pre-
sented showing tho number of poker chips which a
steamer lays in at the beginning Of the season
1t is said that the strains Of that weird and
plantivo melody, "No Candidate am l." are never
heard within five hundred feet of tho White House.
Gloomy Prospect-Chlcago girI-Yes, indeed.
Chicago is becoming dreadfully literary. Ny
brother a browning OyercOat and byron col.
lars and girls have just formed SIR Walter
scott Club.
Omaha girl-IIave you had any meetings7
"Only one 50 far. You we concluded before
beginning with his writings would read n sketch
Of his life. but found that would take awful
long whilo and feel quite discouraged.
al should rot think it would take long"
"Well the librarian told We would have 10
read good deal of American history in order u
understand SCOTS part In it, Omaha World.