Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-11-18
NO. 90.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HrrpA
tho German PoIjc.w Aoiu uI

'he German Policeman. y
An admirer OF the German policoman
Iook singular liberty with him tho otha',
uay. knowing that the liobt-beo tel
pt,tiaossopher In dislocated Dutch was to
"..ona sn,s certain social gathering. this
nn''i1 r,eha made wager that the policeman
,nSida JtL make s the ladies' both laugh and cry
nieiue OF TWO minutes. The WAGER ,yas
accepted, though, OF course. the no,ina'
man knew nothing of it, and at the na ,t,,
. .hc young man won the money by oettiny
,n'.. mo oIhcer 10 tell story which that
worthy usually reserves for his friends 81" :
g ,vot, said the policeman; "you wont
d.,nht DO Know aPowd vot habbened to INV
wa sSn,h, aSn,er hiIdaT Oh. dots sad story
veil laugh? 'on onoosI as
w. On, What heaps uf fun got NIT Hrdo
aS we're IKE gubble uf blaymates To-
Seauer. L remember Won dime 7 VOC In
uer sdreet, und she vos riting bic-a-hacr
on my shoulders. Some beeples sbtorad
aI me as much to say, Dots n nrettv
Suaee @ vi dings.' ! only laughed. .Yo,
pc peen i1cky fellers, I sayt, to get a been
~ ny nailda-dot's bedder as a gromo.'
- used to dake dot leetle Gal NV
Knees bedwecn, und try to shcare her NJ
uelihg her uf some young man vicI
surely would carry her Off und marry hor
~vmaypea clumsy Dutchman or n shmord
iankee feller. Amt you 'shamed'
USED 10 say to her, to peen going to
snake your boor olt farder choost for
some young chackanapes vich stufrs yonr
chepmin mno tuners tatfy unit your mout nit
80 sweet all you got to done is choost TO
meld In dot fcller's arms "' W
rapa, Hilda used to say, III dot fol-
ier comes viii pounce him. sure
On no? l say; its der oIt for,Ier
voI vhi get der pounce-und dots nj
Lishu. DOTS der same vot your mnttar
mat Mt her my 'os
"Vell. Won day am in der hopso ,na
l near her sgream, und dere comes rush.
ing III hoighper man und says: A min.
mt ago, Hilda vos blaying der ton ~,
heap OF lumber und now dor III, -
lumber Is on dop uf her. Crate Moses
l cnumPed der shdairs down. und yos
1noost IN dime to see two men CARRYING
.n uot shildDlimp und lifeless-into a toS
roo. bar ~ Dem iait her on der counder.
ner mead py n pox uf dolls vich she vos
choost sailing her bennics to puy Won NJ
her leet on crate pig chumping cbocl,
wen she hat promised me should forLnr
cousins Christmas buy. ava "e'
In sdreamed der beeples-vorkin,-
men, ioafers, laties. und shildren-bress-
ing me der shild against.
,o,,d = niiua. SCREAMED, 'yhy
mef Aind you 'shamed, shcnrinr vonr
Door OFT farderT But she never shiirrod
1he p, vos white und shtill. Choost anowd
uo. ',. uiIne comes Dressing In fat yooman
mt red bandage her hat arount--von ~
dem Salvation Army vimmon. ~
neffer did haf some uses for dot So,-
vation Army. wv o"i-
lsh dot yoursT she squeaked. point-
lug ns DO 10 Hiida, vich efferypoddy dought
ieulaT m seem ehnds TO pelong to anypoddy in bar
i guess she voS dead,' dot woman
queaked, gwite gontented: well dot'a
'edder so-peddcr So wv
- Dcn vos I iaaddcr as a house Miro
reoocr SO ! 4 c.gr2amed. Fodder so vom
,oI some cccoAey from dot Biple ,losch-
is wen you dlscrace NIT your nie,.cr
ninsdrei religion. Fodder so Won oo4
ighd away OVID pofore I drow Won der
'inder o"c--hnt no; you are dressed In
drike you 0''no'
81 dell you vot, sayt, 'blease send
rount DER Chenefal uf dot army und half
oozen Colonels und Captains till / knock
lto dem choost leetle uf dot decencv
no christianity which der Salvation
'riny 3htands SO much In meet uf.'
ven, Hiida didn't die-she's gwite a
lg gal now. Und as she goes to School
vinging her leedle skirts, I see her been'
~ DER sites uf her eyes out to get der
rst glimbse uf dot young feller yich is
,e Judge. ''"'po ih
~ Young Ladies' In France.