Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-09-29
PiTH AND POINT.

Toothp,ck timber is being badly
adulterated. Alto California.
Eternal vigilance is the price Of
safe railroad line. Buffalo Courier.
The complaint ut Bar Harbor Is that
1t is easier To lind the harbor than the
bar. Florila Times Unioa
Some of the best blood in the land
now runs through the mosquitoes veins.
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph
Mach merry will do almost anything.
and what machinery cant do n woman
can with hairpin. -Ne10 Hdpen News.
The man who will not listen to rea-
son soon becomes a crank; but trying
TO turn him Is waste of time. -NeW
Orleans Picayuae.
1t Is the little things of this lifo that
bother us. One yellow jacket at
camp-mectng will ruin whole SER
mon. baltimore american.
Several ballet girls intend suing
Chicago paper for libelous comments
on their costumes. 1t Is to DO hoped
they will secure redress. Life.
The editor who saw lady making
for tho only seat in the car founl him
self "crowded out to make room for
moro interesting matter. "-Je'celry
NeUs.
They arc trying to str up another
disturbances in the Canadian northwest.
but il is not likely to be Riel rebellion.
only halfway sort OF row-Sk. Pau!
Globe.
1t does not follow that town is
ruined, in a business way, because u
gambler can not make a living in it.
WORK ng ut Ii adc.-Nel0 Orleans
Pic iyuue.
Male attire for women is said to be
the coming fad in Paris. A number Of
American women have been wearing
the trousers at home for years. -PhiI.
ade!rhia Times.
A hackman recently went into tho
surf 1T Long Branch and encountered
huge shark. Their eyes met for an
instant when the shark blushcd aud
swan out. Puck.
The syndicate TO corner the whisky
market has failed OF is object, owing
TO the opposition OF the distillers. Even
4 worm Of the still will turn when trod
upon. Philadelphia Press.
There will be no boodling in tho
present Cook county board. The con-
victed boodlers would no doubt rather
90 to Joliet than stay in board where
they couldn't DOODLE. Chicago Times.
An Indiana farmer outwiited three
confidence men because he had read Of
their little game in the newspapers.
The state fair is near ut hand; now 10
the time to subscribe. Pau Globe.
The crop Of hops VII DO smaller
than usual this season. Now we come
to think about il, there was an extra
ordinary demand for frogs legs this
yoar. Vintage of '63.)- Buffalo En-
press.
Ii some OF the men would wear bar
rel for Il bathing suit the monotony OF
tho beach would be relieved and only
the deformities OF the extremities would
be on cxhib ton. ---.uEthg's Vineyard
Herald.
IL the warm weather had continued
little longer the proprietor OF tho
summcr-resort hotel would have worn
diamonds next year-a luxury until
now enjoyed only by the clerk. -Bal.i-
more american.
Why does not Colorado take off ts
coat and lick thunder out of Colorow
and his crowd? Give Senator Tom
Bowen chance at them. He will
talk them to death in twenty -four
hours. Omaha Bee.
A man vino car stand on his head or
play fiddle with his toes can have q
piece written for him and go on the
road as a star. but the base ball player
comes to n dead halt in the winter. -
| -NeW Orleans Pcayune.
Every paper is remarking that Jay
Gould S a grandfather. But this was
quite n the natural order of things.
1t would be something really rcmarka-
BILE. now. were Jay Gould grand
mother. Il hicago Tunes.
1t is strange that in the age which
has produced an Edison no effective
means has boon devised to proven,
what is ono OF the gravest and most
universal among the minor fortunes OF
life. the n,osqn To. -N:;o York Herald