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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22
Reached the Limit.

A Detroit peddler of tinware took out
some egg-beaters on his last trip, and
as the price was only ID cents each,
and they worked on new principle,
ne calculated on big sales. His first
experience will answer for all others.
He drove up TO n farmhouse in the
western part of Wayne county and
took beater in to exhibit The peo-
pie liked it exceedingly well, but the
old farmer said:
Young man, want to see your
patent"
~ have none"
Then your written authority to
make sales"
Don't need any,"
Then you must give bond, with
two sureties, in the sum of 81. 200 that
you Will stand between me and any
trouble.
"But can't do that.
Then l can't buy. I've just had to
pay royalty on a drive we'll, damages
for using IN infringement on a patent
gate, and have lawsuit about hay
fork and another over windmill, and
we don't even buy dish pan without a
bond that it don't infringe on some
body's patent bath-tub."
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22
WANTED.

WANTED Immediately en- lady oper-
w ators on machines and three steady
boys, at the Dallas Knitting company, 9OJ
Main street. up stairs.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22

ALWAYS CASH IN ADvANcE-as the sums
are too small to take up the time OF book
keeper and collector
For de, Notices and Business Cards, 80
per cent additional.
For the convenience OF advertisers, Iet-
ters may be addressed care of the DALLAS
DAILY HERALD.
Checks will be given emitting the holder
to any replies received.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22
Sketches in Oil.


A couple of dudsh looking fellows
went into John Parks hardware store
and, dancing up to the desk. asked Of
Mr.. Parks:
my deah sir, may we inquiah what
a cant-hook isP'
Certainly" said Mr.. Parks; "a can't
hook is a thing to roll logs with. We
have great sale for them in this
lumber country"
you are whong, sir" replied one Of
the dudes; dead whong. That is not
a cant-hook."
"Well, what is a cant-hook, thenP"
"A cant-hook. sir" said the dude.
edging toward the door, "a cant-hook
is a muley COW. Te-he-he-he," and the
two gibbering idiots we're gone.
And this suggests another hardware
Joke: Il thought you said the cook
stove bought of you was so construct
ed that it would drive the smell of the
cooking into the chimney"
$50 il WILL" said the stove man.
$50 it won't, all the same" replied
the customer. I'VE have just cooked
dinner at our house. aud your stove
won't drive nothing"
What did you have for dinnera"
Roast pork"
Great gunsl Don't you know you
cant drive . hogr-oa CITY Derrick.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22
WANT COLUMN.

A ADVERTISEMENT under the head of
n TO Rent--Rooms Wanted Rooms. TO
Rent--Busines Places. TO Kent-iiouses
Houses Wanted. Wanted-Agents Per
sonal Lost and Found; Positions Want
ed Help Wanted. Wanted--Buslness
Chances: Miscellaneous. All properly
classified at the very low special cash
rate below:
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22
MEDICAL.

n DUPRE, NJ. ID. Recently OF AUSTIN
-. Physician and Surgeon. Al office, 9o)
Elm street, from to II a. m, 2 TO p. IN
and at residence, 1893 Elm street, p. IN, to
a. N.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22

When you ask tramp to cut = stick or
two for You in exchange for food be gener-
ally cuts his stick. -Boston Courier.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22

Bismarck is now compelled to wear glasses,
but be can see through things as well as ever
baltimore AMERICAN.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-22
HOUSE PAINTING.
MISCELLANEOUS.

wv w. WESTON, sol Elm street, cor
w. ner Austin, select stock hardware
and cutlery. Genuine Glidden wire, steel
nails, &c.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

The Rev. Geo. Ii. Thayer. of Bour-
bon, Ind, says: Both myself and wife
owe our lives to OSHILOH's CONSUMPTION
CURE" Sold by W. 4. Dement,.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

This is a big country. Our
members of congress have to trav-
el further than the most distant
officer Of the Roman empire had
TO GO to render an account of his
stewardship. The congressmen's
mileage accounts are geograph-
ical study. In the case of Mr.. NJ.
A. Smith, the new delegate from
Arizona, the sum of 81, 600 will be
paid to reimburse him for his ex-
penses frcm Tombstone and back
again. Me- Hermann, Of Oregon,
who comes next ON the list, will be
paid S1,340. The two San Fran
cisco members, Messrs. Morrow
and FELTON,, who will travel 6,346
miles each, will receive s1,269.
Mr.. Crain.of Texas, who lives 2.
coo miles from Washington, will
be allowed $500. The smallest
mileage credit will be to Mr.. Lee,
of Alexandria, Virginia, who will
succeed Mr.. Barbour of that place.
Alexandra is eight miles distant
from Washington according TO the
sorgeant-at-arm's computation. Mr..
Lee will therefore receive the sum
of $500. Under the law each
representative is entitled to mile
age to and from Washington at
the rate of twenty cents a mile.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
VIII Move to Alabama.

New York, Dec. 16.-A con-
tract Will be executed by Major
Z. c. Gordon, president of tho De-
catur Land Improvement & Fur
mace, Of Decatur, Ala, and A.
Hegewiscb, president of the United
States Rolling Stock company, for
the removal of the immense plant
of the latter company from Urbana,
Ohio, TO Decatur, Ala. This CON-
Pany will employ over 1000 men
in the manufacture of railway cars
for supplying southern railroads.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
Spe edily Cured.

l am satisfied that this remedy saved my
life. -Jno. Webster, Pawtucket, 4. ].
I contracted severe cold, which
suddenly developed into Pneumonia,
presenting dangerous and obstinate
symptoms. My physician ordered the
use of Ayers Cherry Pectoral. His in
structions were followed, aud the result
was rapid and permanent cure. -
III. E. Simpson, Rogers Prairie, Tex.
Two years ago suffered from severe
Cold, which settled on ny Lungs. Icon
suited various physicians, and took the
medicines they prescribed, hut received
only temporary relief. A friend induced
me to try Ayers Cherry Pectoral. After
taking two bottles of this medicine was
cured. Since then have given the Pee
toral to my children, and consider it
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

Dealer in New and Second hand Furniture
and Bedding.
Will conduct Auction Sales Of Land, StOck
or Household Goods in the country.
Will appraise and purchase Secondhand
Furniture.
COnSignments solicited. Quick Sales and
Prompt Cash Returns Guaranteed.
Astoria Agent for Daily and Weekly Ore
gOnian.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

LIE Riehau's Golden Balsam No.
Cures Chancres, frs. and second stages:
Sores on the Legs and Body; Sore Ears.
Eyes, Nose, etc, Copper-eolored BIotches,
Syphilitic Catarrh, diseased Scalp, and ali
primary forms OF the disease known as
syphilis. Price, IS 90 per Bottle.
La Rfehau's Golden BaIsam No.
Cures-Tertiary, Mercurial SyphiIitic Rheu
matism, Pains in the Bones, Pains in the
Head, back Of the Neck, liberated Sore
Throat, Syphilitic Rash, Lumps and con.
tracted Cords, Stiffness Of the Limbs. and
eradieates oil disease from the system,
whether caused by indiscretion or abuse
Of Mercury, leaving the blood pure and
healthy Price S5 90 per bottle.
LIE Rfchau's Golden Spanish Anti.
dote for the cure OF Gonorrhea, elect,
Irritation Gravel, and all Urinary or Geni-
tai disarrangements. Price % SO per
Le Richau's Golden Spanish In
lection, for severe cases Of Gonorrhea.
InfAmmatory elect. Strictures,&c. Price
u SO per Bottle.
Le Rtchau's Golden Ointment
for the effective healing Of Syphilitic Sores,
and eruptons. Price 81 90 per Box.
LIE Richau's Golden Piils-Nerye
and Brain treatment; loss Of physical pow
er, excess or over-work, Prostration, etc.
Price 90 90 per Box.
Tonic and Nervine,
Sent everywhere, G. o. D., securely packed
per express
c. +. RICHARDS & CO. Agents,
is5 & 429 Sansorle street, Corner Clay,
San Francisco. Cal.
CIRCULAR MAILED FREE
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

The hours bet ween midnight and noon are
designated by a a. NJ, those between noon
aud midnight by p (P. NJ. Oh. oO7n a denotes
midnight, Oh. 00H. p denotes noon.
The height is reckoned from the level of
average lower low waters TO which the sound
.Hgs are given on the Coast SURVEY charts.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
A Common Cold

Is often the beginning OF serious affec-
tons Of the Throat, Bronchial Tubes,
and Lungs Therefore, the importance
Of early and effective treatment cannot
be overestimated. Ayers Cherry Pee
torsl may always be relied upon for the
speedy cure of q Cold or Cough.
Last January was attacked with q
severe Cold, which. by neglect and fre-
quent exposures, became worse, finally
settling on my lungs. A Aterrible cough
soon followed, accompanied by pains in
the chest, from which suffered intense
ly. After trying various remedies, with
out obtaining relief, I commenced taking
Ayers Cherry Pectoral. and was
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
New YORK Dec. l5-An A

NEW YORK Dec. 15-An Au-
gusta, Me-, special says the supe-
rior court of Kennebec county
has declared the law that makes
payment of United States special
tax as a liquor seller prima facia ev-
idence that the party paying such
tax is saloonkeeper, and there
fore public nuisance, to be un-
constitutional.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
he Be st Remedy

for Colds, Coughs, and all Throat and
Lung diseases, ever used in my family.
Robert Vanderpcol, Meadyille, Pa.
Some time ago took a slight Cold,
which. being neglected, grew worse, and
settled on my Lungs. / had a hacking
cough, and was very weak. Those who
knew me best considered my life to be
in great danger. continued to suffer
until commenced using Ayers Cherry
Pectoral. Less than one bottle of this
valuable medicine cured me, and /
feel that 1 owe the preservation of my
lie to its curative powers. - Mrs. Ann
Lockwood, Akron, New York.
Ayers Cherry Pectoral is considered,
here, the one great remedy for all diseases
of the throat and lungs, and is more
in demand than any other medicine of its
class. f. Roberts, Magnolia, Ark. tt
Ayers Cherry PectoraI,
Prepared By Dr.J. G. Aver s Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by All Druggists. Price al; six bottles, s..
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
ChIlblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction. or money refunded.
Price % cents per box. For sale by w.
Z. Dement,.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
0WaDyingC6ild
Was Saved !!

CIcxRo. HAMILTON Co.. Ixp., Sept, u. fssy-
The following Is true account OF what your
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now four years old. When u months old
umpappesred on her heel. which slowly grew
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caused by piece OF broken glass or needle,
but failed to bring anything to light. fhs
child became feeblsr al the time. seeming 70
Lose the use OF her leg. and finally quit walk.
ing entirely. Tho middle finger and thumb
Of either hand became enlarged, the desh BE-
coming hard. The hip Joints became involv.
ed, SO that when seventeen months old aha
could not stand, having lost the use Of leg
andarm. Partial curvature Of the spine also
followed The nervous system was wrecked,
muscles contracted. and there was general
wasting OF flesh and muscle. At eighteen
months OF age she was placed under the
treatment OF prominent physician Of Bos-
ton, Mass. but at the end OF ten months she
had declined to such degree that she was In
q dying condition. This was In April, 1885
We took the child away not knowing what
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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18
Fire! Fire!

Is one Of the greatest blessings when you
have it lder control. If you build youI
fire in one of those Magee Ranges or one Of
those AcOrns or Argands at John A. Mont
you will find il a pleasure TO pre-
pare meal, or if you get one of those Heat
ers you will find them to be clean and eco
and an ornament 10 your parlOr. II
you intend getting range or heater don't
fail 10 look at his stock. You should call In
see his beautiful Ornamental Coal Vases.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

John l.. Sullivan is making
money hand over fist in England,
and will bring back enough to en-
dow a theological seminary.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

There is no hazing in colleges
and seminaries devoted exclusively
to the education of ladies. They
never put goats in the recitation
rooms nor toss each other in a
blanket.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

Are you made miserable by Indiges-
ton, CONSTIPATION, Dizziness, Loss of
Appetite, Yellow Skin? ShIoh's Vital
izer is positive cure. For sale by w.
l.. Dement, & Co.
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For Dyspepsia andLIver Complaint,
you have printed guarantee on every
bottle of Shiloh's Vitalizer. 1t never
fails TO cure. Sold BY W. K. Dement,.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1887-12-18

Why will you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cts 30 cts and 81. Sold by w. K. De-
ment.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18
The Little Missouri Bridge.

Commissioned Allerton and County
Surveyor Scheetz returned yesterday
from sn inspection of the work done
on the bridge across the Little Mis-
souri, at Stoneville. IL will be remem-
bered that the work done by the con.
tractors Messrs. Finn d Flanagan
was partially taken out by the ice this
spring and the visit of Comm issioner
Allerton and Col. Scheetz was to as
certain If enough OF the work and ma
terial remained to warrant the county
in constructing the bridge. Before
the breakup came the contractors had
finished the centre pier and the two
bank piers and laid come portion of
the superstructure, and they were en-
abled to save everything except the
centre pier, which WIS undermined
aud will probably have TO be rebuilt.
The material gotten ont of the bridge
is spoken very highly of by Colonel
Scheetz. il being hewn native timber
OF large dimensions and admirably
adapted to the purpose. IL is his
opinion that the commissioners will
order the completion Of the bridge ac-
cording TO the original plans.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18
A safe and simple Car Heater.

Mr.. c. A. Casey, Of Elysian, Minn.,
has applied for a patent for car heat
er, which be is confident will solvelthe
problem Of safe and adequate.car heat.
ing. A strong iron box, containing a
peculiar stove with hot air chambers,
and tank for water on each side,
with iron pipes connecting directly
with the tire.pot, Is fastened under the
floor OF the car. The hot air escapes
through register in the floor, and the
inventor claims will be distributed
equally under each seat by means OF
tn. hot air pipes. Simple and effect
i've means are provided for supplying
the fire-pot with fuel. The draft is
is regulated by small rod, and 10y
another rod the ashes are emptied on
the ground or reduced when more fire
is required. An indicator enables the
brakeman to tell when more water Is
required In either Of the tanks. The
fire box is so encased that. there Is nc
danger whatever, and in case Of de.
rsilment or collision the tanks are 80
placed that the water will extinguish
the fire. The cost will not be more
than the present system. Ifthis in
vention should turn ont to be the prac.
a
ticaI success which is promised, 1t will
be great benefit to the public and the
railroad companies. Pioneer Press.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18
A Murder.

We have just learned Of murder
which occurred about two weeks ago
at Meeteetle. A Mexican by the
name OF Aldurette had come from
Lander, Wyo., TO claim his bride of IA
years, who was living at Hog Ranch.
As he came up in front of Arlsud d
Corbett's store, young man stepped
out Of the door, starting on q hunt
with his rifle. As soon rs the Mexican
saw the young man, he recognized
him n. his rival and drew two revolt
vers on him, at the same time remark
ing: IL anl going to shoot you." The
young man told him not to do it.
However, he seemed to think Aldur-
cite was going to carry his threat into
execution. and quickly raised his rife
and fired, the ball taking effect In his
stomach. The Mexican fell from his
horse and was picked up in a dying
condition. Some parties started back
to Lander with him. but he died be-
fore reaching that place. No arrest
has been made as yet, and probably
none will be, as everyone seems to
think that the young man acted in
self-deiense.-Billings Gazette.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18

The inimitable Bill Nye discourses
again upon the subject Of the |. c. l..
rs follows, writing from Hudson, Wis.,:
81 arrived here just In time to wit
ness the last moments Of Northwe
ern pass as its spirit took its fight.
Had | postponed my journey for a
single day would have been too late.
ut was still young. Lite was before
IL. Barely quarter of the span Of its
life had been passed when II curled up
and expired. II was a cute little
thing, with an olive complexion and
large, mournful, upper.case eyes.
"A few weeks ago | noticed that II
did not look well. IL did not com.
plain of illness or pain, but | thought !
detected condition on lts back, and
30 hurried home In order to be here
In case 1t should expire. As soon as
the conductor looked at IL and felt It's
pulse, he said that he could donothing
for 1t. The interstate commerce law
Is one Of those things that will have to
be tried before we can pass upon II, |
presume, though some claim IL lie going
TO be very difficult TO pass up.n 1t even
then. This thought occurred to me
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18

The capacity OF the stock yards at
Omaha is to he doubled.
There viii! be no roundup in
Apache county, Arizona, until about
September let.
Within the next eight weeks from
IS, 900 to $1,000 distlllery cattle will be
placed on the Chicago market.
It is rumored that while in Europe
ex-senator stephen w. Dorsey sold
his New Mexico ranch and cattle for
1900, 900.
II is rumored that 5000 bob veals"
are shipped every spring from the rail-
road station h Poland, Herkimer
county, n. Y.
In the vicinity OF Phenix. Arizona,
stock men are harvesting alfalfa. The
crop Is said TO be good one this year,
fully up to the average.
An outbreak Of ofpleuro-pneumonia 10
reported from the vicinity OF Golden
Bridge, n. ", and an investigation by
the department Of agriculture is In
progress.
The Central Idado Stock Growers
association holds regular monthly
meeting. q, Boise City. These meet.
ings occur on the second Saturday Of
each month.
Under the sct relating to contagious
diseases of animals, all cattle sent TO
Glasgow from the United States, must
be slaughtered al the landing, within
ten days after arrival.
The Kansas City Stock Yard COM
pany has taken out . building per-
nit for the erection Of barn at the
corner Of Bell and Seventeenth streets
TO cost s25, 900 and 10 be constructed Of
brick.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18
A Very Lucky California Merchant.

Two portions of $4,000 lottery
prize won here. One Of them II hap
pened was number 1851 drew the
first capital prize Of $4,000 in the
March drawing Of The louisiana State
Lottery; Joseph Dsnnenbaum sent for
one-tenth of that amount and received
his money through the London. Paris
and American bank of this city. His
frm is well known here and in san
Diego aud Vallejo, where they have
stores. Anotbey holder of one-tenth
received his money through Wells,
Fargo & Co.'s bank of this city, but
his name has not trauspired.-San
Francisco Cal. Call, April 9Th.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18
Another Version Of the Cypress Hill
Massacre"

"Nassacre"."
The annual Indian scare is about at
an end for the present. and will proba.
bly, not crop out again until 1888, at
least il IL hoped not. Another version
of the Maple creek shooting affair
comes from one OF the Indians Who
was there. The Indian claims that
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-05-18
MANY THINGS
Past, Present and Future, Which
Claim a Portion of Your
Attention.
The National Drill-The Car
Heating Problem Solved-Bill
Nye Draws Tears.
The National Drill.

\ national military drill will take
place in Washington city the last eek
in May, which doubtless will be the
most important military event which
has happened in this country since
the grand review of the returned vet
ersns at the close Of the war. The
whole thing has been msgnificently
planned, and will be carried out In a
most gigantic and gorgeous style.
There will be contending companies
and rival regiments from all over the
country. Already 1t has been an.
nounced that all sections of..the coun-
try, from the north and the south,
from the east and the west, companies
and regiments will meet in Washing.
ton TO compete for the prizes. Fully
10000 citizen soldiers are expected TO
be there and participate, while the
crowd that will witness the drill will
exceed 100000 people, come together
to witness the grandest military die.
play that ever occurred on this cont.
nent Not 80 grand in numbers per.
haps, but in appearance and disci-
pline, with their bright and brilliant
uniforms, FURNISHED arms, brass bands,
high mettled, dsshing steeds, snowy
tents and flying flags, all which will
make panorama Of beauty and splen-
dor of which will hardly ever again be
witnessed 10y this generation. The
soldier from the north will meet the
soldier from the south, not ss they
met years agone, in mortal combat.
but TO make friendly contest for the
honor of being the best drilled and dis.
ciplined soldiers In the nation. Wash
ington ut that season Of the year will
have donned her most beautiful sp-
parel. Truly may il be said that
Wasbingtt is the most besutiful city
to-day in America, and the man who
dies without having seen II will have
lived in vain, and those who have the
time and means TO spare should visit
il at the time Of the drill, which will
be the last week In Msy.-Ex.