The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-10
THE VERB ITO LOVE"
Through Jest to Matrinaony-How
some Wives Were Won.
From. ire Ne,c Yorls Ne.rs.

Marriages are often the result of acct
son+ It seems strange, but the most pru-
Amt nersons viii sometimes conceive an IT.
.osistible attachment at the suggestion of
- mr. n look. When once under the spell
" +Lo verb 'sTo love-" they go through all
VI ~ inns and finish the declension of the
I II,.t, hef,,re the altar The few may give
Nc subject the consideration it deserves,
M the many, there is reason to fear, are
guided by Impulse
~ yiI1aoe inn and asked the landlady, a
vounp widow:
yo "1n69 Won know where I can get mate? 1
have lost my mate"
N' ~ am sorry for you, Mr. -" she
odd smiling. II want mate too, and can
Tot ret one AS we are in the, same posi-
nor IN tell you what I'll do; if youth be
mine I'll be yours;
,,oon;ng to her word, he is now supplied with
wv vnung man at church bazar was but
.onlIoled bv a lady; she would not let him
until he bought something. He looked at
Far stall, which contained fancy work of
various kinds.
,o,,ld he of the least use to me, bachelor,
evcent Yourself. The rest would be dear to
me at any price"
mgly. ,,a ho door a,o,oh nor
Ia come! you are just the person want"
taking him by the arm.
looming M an agreeable conversation the
r,,hAa and before all was done he had pur-
ohacad everything on the stall. Then, at
ra+tlino no. there was something said about
discount ;, -,
StT cannot return any money" she said,
4 hlushing, ''but if you think me dear
4 enough there's mamma; she may give you
The bargain was accordingly concluded
q An eminent doctor, who had saved the
& rfe If a lady. personal friend, was asked
u his charge He said he generally allowed
q his natient friends to remunerate him as
q they thought befitting.
stBut don't you often get disappointed on
q these termss' She inquired
q 81 may say, never.
n Gas YOU are so easily pleased, here" and
she lawfully gave him her empty hand,
While in the other was concealed a check for
Il q handsome sum. ''How easily could have
N taken YOU in!" she added, producing the
check.
III me out he said, declining to relinquish her
M hand, Don't lLSulu IlS WIN q ShCSh, L Gill
81 most generously rewarded.
PerRaps she understood the doctors diff
IN Guilty and wished to help him out of it, at
81 any rate the giving of her hand led him to
Isl offer his heart.
81 This was how a gentleman got a wife
when in a tobacconist shop, he asked girl
a behind the counter, who happened to have
red hair if she would obhge him with a
match.
sWith pleasure, if you will have red
headed one, - she promptly replied, with
snch a suggestive demure smile that event
N nally the red-headed match was handed
81 pver.
A lady with fine figure having taken a
IL fancy to a valuable ring which she saw
ticketed in shop window went inside to
examine it.
at is exceedingly lovely; / wish it were
nine" she sold, ON satisfying herself.
W tsyyhat smaller figure could tempt youW
mo other figure than the figure before
me. he said, giving her an admiring look
at the same time. ''It is exceedingly
lovely l wish-I could tempt you with the
ring"
Il think I'll take it." she said, laying
down the money amidst bushes
OF course he accepted the money; but,
al getting her address, he made such good use
M of the hint that the next ring which she got
was given by him in church.
A lady in a railway train kept looking out
of the window, with her head forward, I'M
til she remembered that the gentleman OPP
a poSite might possibly object.
"Do cut off the viewg' she asked
MERELY of all l do not wish to seem he
replied, CALAMITY.
The ice having been thus broken, they
entered into conversation, found they
were to get out at the same station, and
knew each others friends The rest was
plain sailing into what somebody calls 'the
matrimonial haven.n
Are you married yet, Kitty" said a
sailor on meeting an old acquaintance after
returning from a long, voyage.
mo; that somebody has never come"
"Ah, then, have brought him after a
deal of bother" he said throwing his arms
around her; and the matter was there and
then settled
This was ingenious enough, like the case
OF the theatrical manager who was brought
to the point when he called to inform his
N!eading actress that he had secured play at
last which was sure to have long run.
What part have you reserved for meT'
she asked
You are to be a charming sweetheart, as
you are.n
rs there wife in the piecep
There is"
Then have done charming sweethearts
oil am tired. / must be a wife in the long
mn.n
And she was.