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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
Patents Granted

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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
His Harness.

There is funny story told Of Newark
husband and wife. The husband thought
leSsly said something rejecting on the fem
mime dress of the present day. "a woman
is ALI steel springs and wires and compli-
Gated harness nowadays he said, tossing
"A corset from the chair hc wanted 10 sit
down in into the corner why don't you
geta whole suit Of steel armor and be done
with it,"
She said nothing 80 the story goes-but
waited until he went to sleep. and began
an inventory Of his harness" Leaving
out his eve glasses and chain. She began at
his ncckwear Here she found two gold
collar buttons to secure the collar. two
patent spring catches to keep the necktic
from slipping over the head and another to
secure the end Of the scarf 70 the shirt
bosom On the sleeves uf his Shirt We're
two clastic> with spring clips at each end,
and hl- cuffs besides being held together
with link buttons. were prov idcd with
nickcl-platcd holders which were Sc
cured to the shirt sleeves. Three spiral
studs decorated the front of the shirt and
a pin was stuck in his scarf She made
entries Of these things and then began on
hi~ clothing. lli~ patent shoulder brace,
pulley action, snap jojntcd su>pcnders were
noted, and her Keen eye, observed that one
Of the >u.pcndcr buttons Wa Of the Kind
that is attached with safety pin aud i
known IS bachelors button. She also
found that ic had $40 ia his pocket. and
She divided 1t a> fairly a~ possible, taking
out pay for her trouble in making the i'm
Ncutory
Examining the vest, >ho found that Il
bad a metallic compcn~atng hack strap
COmup-rd Of four spiral springs AMI tWD
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
Taking a Mean Advantage


4 man from Minnesota moved 10 Dakota
this week and bought a farm few miles
from Sioux Falls. lie was just getting set
tied when day before yesterday, man
with book under hi. arm leaned over the
fence and said
Just bought this land, stranger:
Yes"
Mighty fine farm.
yes, sir very fine"
Must he worth 50 600"
"More'n that paid $1,000 for II. Then
there are indications Of coal on it, which
are alone worth 5000"
That so!'
Yes, sir There's coal on it, sure. Then
the new railroad is going across one corn
er, and town is plated there now. l
consider my farm worth $1,000 of any
mans money"
Fifteen thousand, heyE"
Yes. sir, SIS, 900 at least-I wouldn't
take cent less. What are YOU putting
down in the book
''Oh, nothing much. You see am thc
assessor Other farms around here am I
worth more'n fifteen hundred or two
thousand, but I've just put yours down at
the igure you mentioned seems you in
sist. Good mornin', sir; glad you've moved
into the neighborhood.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

Prospect Hsrbor-
!. A Iarrab,c ana wife. Of Carroll are
visiting their son, Dr. l.arrahc"
\ granite quar-, has just nccn opened on
thr Prospect ruad about one and a half
miles from this village
The lobster season has about closed and
a. result many have lost their employ
mcnt But Ne trust that ere hong the
uackcrcl and the buebcrrie> VIII cau>e
thc resumption of business.
The new school house i now IN course
of construction. and viii ~ realty for oc-
cupation in September. This builIin;
when completed viii supply l"n. felt
want.
The school closed IL spring term un
FRIDAY last and Miss Webster has return
cd tn hcr home IN ta>tinr. While here A.
tine teacher she cudrarcd herself 10 parent
and pupil Her work viii long be rcmcn-
bercd by the residents Of thi> com
muuity
Kry j f. Haley Presiding Elder, Will
preach IN Union Church here to-morro"
afternoon.
The funeral services Of the late Ben,
iamin Moore, were held in Union Church
last sabbath afternoon. \ kind father. .
true friend. a faithful pu1lic Scryant.aut
a respected citizen has gone To- hi> r.
ward. TECrM>EH.
luut -
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

/ idiot. II messenger had come to my
4 house with the information that the bank
/ building was ON fire couldn't have hur-
red any faster, or had a stronger feeling
I that my presence was necessary. Well
I here | was in the storm-swept street, the
I building looming up before me in the
darkness and seeming to be all right, and
| what excuse could | make for myself:
felt ashamed for a moment, and then the
OLD feeling came ever me stronger than
ever. felt It nv dirty TO enter the bank
and make an examination, and the dog, as
/ If possessed OF the same feeling, led the
way
had carried the revolver all the way in
nv hand. laid it down to unlock the heavy
front door of the bank, but picked 1t up
again a. | entered. The dog entered be-
fore | did and while was lighting
lamp hc rushed through to the rear with
savage growl, descended the stairs to the
vault with great clattcr, and just as
got the lamp alight | heard oaths and
wells. pistol shot rang out. and the dog
vented his rage in roars that would have
done credit to lion. Then two men came
rushing up stairs. each with pistol in his
hand and we all began shooting. felt
hot iron burn into my left shoulder. and
fell to the floor and lost my head for a
fbNiiit OF minutes W itI Hpt my SENSES
back the front door was wide open, and
one Of the men lay on the floor near me.
The dog was still growing away down
cellar and | closed the door and took
the lamp and descended. feeling very weak
and queer, but kept up by the knowledge
that robbery had been attempted. When
got down found a third man. He was
on li~ back. and the dog was keeping him
there, after having bitten him in a dozen
places.
summoned help Of course, and perhaps
you can judge something Of my feelings
when tell you that the man up stairs on
the floor was stone dead. and that he was
10 other than my friend James Dowd. The
Others were his pals, Of course and the
job had been deliberately planned from
tn, first They had gone through the cellar
wall pricd the door of the vault, and
wcrr just handling the sum Of So ,0oo
when entered the building This one
whom we captured made "squcal" ~ IT,
20 that We ran down the other and both
served long sentences in prison y }.
>aH.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
What II TIL Best Belie;7

That belief which teaches a. to have
the greatest respect for ourselves and for
one another. that which inspires IL TO the
greatest progress the noblc~t endeayor>,
the kinde,t criticisms of one another. that
which makes IL approximate, day hy day
nearer and nearer " the standard Of ab-
>olute right, that which makes our lives
the noble>t and pure~t that which teaches
II, most fully Of the fatherhood Of Go
and the brotherhood Of man that which
answers the question, Am my brothers
Keeper" with the most emphatic ye~. h"t
i the best belief.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

Among the new attractions III the musical
line, il the book called The American song
and Chorus Collections 1t is good cOllec-
tion of songs, or solos, with chorus-parts, and
with accompanimenrs for either piano or or
gan. The book viii furnish enjoyment for
many social evenings. The music is easy, 50
that it may be used at any evening party or
other social gathering. with very little trouble,
as the tunes will be quickly caught up. and
the chorus parts naturally find people TO sing
them And it is cheap, too. 1t viii be
mailed to any address on receipt of IS cents, by
Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston, Mass. The price
l'e
without postage, is 80 cents
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

The Boston Uorth wisely ct,unSci~
the eccentric rcvvali~t~ Sam Jp(teo" and
sam Small" to limit their special work
to the presentation Of truths which shall
tend to diminish lying, stealing. swearing
and kindred vices a. we'll as the iuculca-
tion of desire for right living leaving 'tho.
deeper questions of theology to people,
who know more than they do, This advice
may well be extended to the clergy in
general, both learned and unleaned
Give u> the gospel Of righteousness
and throw theology t. the dogs - Brelgto,2
Nelrs
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
Young Petitioners.

Mrs. Anna Parker Pruyn headed co.,
umn of SIX beautiful little girls, all of
whom led beautiful little dogs as they filed
into the mayors office in Albany one day
last week, and confronted, that official.
Miss Grace Parker Marvin on behalf Of
the other five little girls, and five more lit
tie girls who were too baShful to come pre-
Sented the mayor with this petition signed
by them all
ALBANY, June Is, 1887
our Dear Mr. Mayor, We embark
upon very delicate and heartfelt subject,
and in fact subject Of vital Importance.
and theforc we hold on with doggcd
tenacity. 70 begin with, we feel quite
certain that Alderman Woodward owns
no dogs and certainly has no relatives, no
little girls like us who own dogs to whom
they are deeply attached. IN the next
place he certainly knows nothing of doG
nature or he would not attempt TO load
dogs down with muzllr>, collars and
license tags in warm weather. Expert
cnCc has already taught us that the waIm-
er the weather the less dogs and human
beings like to wear, for real comfort, In
point, one of our dogs has been severely
shaved and has left very little long hair
about his head, tip rf the tail and furr-
paws The others ID be- sure have
naturally very Short or thin hair. Ihi~
proposed ordinance X in the interest of
the rich aud not of the poor for littlc
girls who are poorer than We cluuut at-
ford to pay one or two dollars ii year for
keeping their little or big dogs. and We
certainly deny the right 10 ki!l our dogs
in case they should lose their collars on
tags. They may gct 81 thin jn warm
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
In General Debility, Emaeiation,

Consumption and Wasting IN Children, SCOTS
Emulsion is a most valuable food and medi-
cine; it creates an appetite, strengthens the
nervous system and builds up the body
..Have been highly pleased with il in Con-
sumption, Scrofula, and Wasting Diseases,
bronchitis and Throat Troubles.'-A. JONES,
NJ. D., Cornersyille, Tenn.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
The Cash er's Story,


tmIitteo. H,>A tu1t>t,Kr i> ntuI<
sf>,,-.
d" HI ".b bans 'a>H'r--e e"HHtry bank
II 1"" rt' A>' 'e-An WarA ID That >Itn-
ai''" hrHA 'irit t'ar~ age And TIE
changes 'u "uI 'aHN -iuc, mat date have
AttH n" Wta iar h''"".n >NM" "i ihe
-!t Wrn ta'r h"n replace We hsvr ln-
'fd~Hl "Hr 01p'iAi "' hkFc vault Mlth
q 'tat l', k- 'h' directors r'"m !a> hr'n
j. inrn >A'a "n'" "r TWICE. hHi W. have
hr''F i~i F"I Z" ia" tf..> anI ~'All"p~ "i
1oHI r.'9 banks. However W" have had
'Ai A'N'Hi"t'- Ni'" .H'' -saF> >h'"A> ana
bogus "rAlf ln'H ah1 ihr city "ank cashier
'Ah fr1'. ia- uftAtn- u"" A"'ut raised
cheeks counterfeit r.A> "r ~harper~ NJ
aiIt grace 1"' lAY r}r- HprnNcrt "ariN
alHi ,h"rr "a~ an adventure Id j which
mas Dtcr,~ s; 'ao reading p.h.jr cur hank
Ma '>tA''t-H' when th' h"" thriving
city oi r. "a> only town Of two
i-"a-ahG h'" ihh@ftd population. In
those iaT-iJcA days So had nothing Ike
iAr i'ff~'ni burglar anH hre'Ir"ui saie~.
-n HHuh "At-i. was t"u->toA building
rHN al1 Ai> NI~ 'A. '' '. 'H 'I'A NH
lA iar ocular Ah" 'a.4ta NAH'- '''
villa 10y W''-h'h- A,"' l''|"" NA'
cf"l !" ti' li'" n,'E. 3h" r."
was fni~u,I $50 aI ''i' Iti'',lE >Al' a''''
secure I"'3" was -'''I"', -'''i' ''''
'tt~'5.'- ''.''-'. ''..
used t' ", 'AA'h i""H '' ."' >"",' "'l"
''rh M'IAh- ~ 'H-''l III '-".'
leaving iA' 'Ai,A "'' i'f ."', a. III.
taai VI faA' d1"r "a- .'' '"','. A''t y, .1., I
A-3 ,i' A'S '.'it'' - va ri
r'.af "t-t pr ''"N ''.A nv
"ht I" ,'"i' 'l' Wool t-.'
wv ~i"''' 1i'."- 'i' '''''' "'''''t''' ' mr.
IFS tN' windows NtF' >'' u''" ID! 'I''. I,'
shutters "i"'h .''.'''i .,'~.'' ~ w. .,. t'.'', -
i '-ih 'HN"-A- "'!,t i'I' '.'' '''''' i
~''ts "hA i''> N'i' ".t'"''
"hH -'f' 'Ai" hN' "uN '''"
h"i'"H' H. .l ''''' '''
"a- 'at ."Nt h- ""a ' ~ ''A'
"a- "-.'| ~ .F..N "N't : I''',' '''.'N
lAr ''+hN "'4 .''H ''-"-
l'|t " "A.h 'A' '''i' ---li'' wy" o' ~, =
iI, ~."'' -'-''' 3" '''N''''-' ai''' '''' '"'','
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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
From our Regular Correspondent. :
Washington Letter.
WkSHINGroN, June u. 1857.

| W n
Mrs Cleveland has returned from .
| brief sojourn in New York where she has
been modestlY exhibiting one Of the most
/ admirable traits of her character. the
/ fidelity with hich she maintains the friends
| hips ~hcformcd in girlhood and college life.
The first Lady Of the Land" seems more
youthful and radiant than ever learn that
the President and his wife contemplate A
rather extensive Western tour next fall,
visiting. besides st Louis, Kansas City.
Detroit and other places, which will prob
ably ~ the first active movement in behalf
/ Of his boom ior denomination.
when write Of Cleveland it brings Mr..
Blaine to my mind. From the statements
of Senators Eyre and Hale who are bosom
friends of the Maine statesman. | con
cluic that he too will be candidate for
the Presidency in l~se. for both say they
believe he viii bc rcnomjnatcd All Of
these gentlemen being a, present in Europe.
infer they have hnc opportunities for
continuing their confidential relations
Mr.. Cleveland and Mr. Bayard have
pooled their small stock of brains and
each cndcayorcd to out-toadv the other in
expressing their admiration for Queen
Victoria England'~ royal d-Hrr head
Contrast this coutcmprbly oh~cquou-
lack of true patriotic feeling with Mr.
Blainr> declinatinn to accrp, the iny ta-
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

Rood ,, Mr.. whtisuiorc b the Farew,
Meeting - th, Marguerite tirelr. ia ihi- cii
9uu. -. iNS5
" thin ths duW pr-v reaiht.l festive hall.
whcr, sasr AMI .ehoiar meet
rbs miu-tr'I and the f.rci sing
Sweet songs. their friend, TO greet
sweet -orE., in -iNcrs tunt- evoked
FROM memory mystic shrine.
WaAins 10 hearts responsive ,lcpth..
l:irh melodies divine.
WIN NAV not ", sweet music hear
\ ru-- tAruu-h hall and doms.t
tor. hlNe not We among our hards
4 Lowcl, ani Holiness
Als-, 20 iceblcr haud twcrc given
10 wake tho gentle lyrr
Ana. with il. untold melody.
our waiting hearts inspire.
Nhsn fair October das> were clothed
In crimson hur- and gold.
\ cheerful, happs band we met.
Truths pages TO unfold
w studied rocks, and wonder. found
In npcbblc> and IN mountains,
While tracing Gods creative hand
Nirrorc,l in streams and fountains,
We've learned from history ample page,
Her anHal, rich in story,
That hiug- and crow t., may be ost~houc.
Il, -lnpi, deeds 81 giors
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
waxing pape

- orr LitHe Mem and ij0mea is fully half
pictures The other half stories and histories
for six-year-od-. 1t is worth ones While TO
be IA younester nowadays. 81 year. send
five cents TO d. Lothrop Company, Boston, for
sample copy
A primer descriptive Of all the Lothrop
magazines sent free.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
>uliitan

The Frcnchman~ Bay Land ami Water
90 will commence laying the pipes from
Long Pond To supply sorrento with water
in a few days now. The distance j. be-
tween three and four miles The pipes
have Just arrivel. and the work viii be
pushed uu at once The r,>rr 5ojr Is tu
hc built on High Head near the school
NUIldu- in that vicinity. I'll, cottages a.
sorrento are going on rapidly The Smith
cottage VIII he completed amt rad, for
occupancy IN two weeks ami the twin
cottages soon after. These cottages hase
open Hrcplacc~ and chimucy> ~ stone. and
the buildings, under the supervision Of
Mr W Lawrence, arr models Of beauty
and convenience. 1hv masonry j. done
by Henry Workman \ party from CHI
ca-" recently purchased thirty acres Of
land here and several lot- for building.
Lave hc"n solid the past week
lhr Rc, Mr. Haley presiding cl.icr
uf Buck>port district preached ia the
tall here last sabbath AMI wa> assisted in
tAe services By kcv. Mr. Woods. wh" has
hvcu sent here Ia supply the place made
vacant hy Mr.. Mane'> dcpartun. Nr
Woods j. Wc learn a student uf Boston
University and we 5e>pcak for him a
hearty welcome and " Iliju- bands {" aid
htm in an good work
Nr Frank | ram of salem Mas.
formerly Of this village, j. here on a Visit,
accompanied hy hi~ wife and daughter.
and since hi, arrival ha> sold his place
herr /" Boston parties
Col Charles II Lewis ha~ bought the
place formerly known a, the Ashley place
and owned by the late John Ashley. iic
su,s Wuucrn mouse
Hi~, Helen Smith has closed her school
a, Nar Harhor and returned 10 her home
here for the rest Of the season.
Jane q R"NLh-
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

HAVING BAPTISM HERsELF.-Ieneral
Barnum, the distinguished Democratic
orator, tells neat story this week about
his four year old daughter. She attended
a baptism on Sunday, and on the follow
ing day was heard to mutter IN Aave
a baptism myself" She proceeded to the
bathroom, filed the tub half full, and ar
ranged the dolls in Baptist regularity upon
the edge SEEKING the first she plunged il
in, with the slow and solemn words; 'Ir
the name of the Father and the Son, in
the hole you go."
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

The town councils Of twenty Scotch town
have this year petitioned Parliament to grant suf-
irage TO women. Among them are EdiEburgh,
Dunfermline, Dumfries, Dunbar, I.inlithgoy, and
Stirling,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

r, tTF nbs,4ler hereby gives public notice to all
| concerned, that she has been duly appointed
and mas taken upon herself, the trust OF an Al
niBistratrix Of tile estate of AionZo feir!, idte
of llrand in the county of Hanaock, deceased,
by giving bond ms the law directs; she therefore
requests all persons who are indebted TO the salu
Z &c saseds estate, To make lmfnealaie payment
and those who have any demands thereon TO ex-
'''-' MYRA j. PERRY.
May IL, lss5. S".4
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

A lady who Is an accomplished whistler il
paid for furnishing snch music in New FORK draw
ing rooms.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07
WANTED 7

DY a capable Amcy-oau girl. situation ~ re
D sterttble family to 10 general houseWofk
aW2s Address "t- AMERICAN OFFICE.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

Win maS not We sweet music hear
y ring, tAruu-h bal. and iomo.t
tar haNs not We among our hards.
Low eii Ani q Holiness
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1887-07-07

iihiu th' d"wer-v reaiht.l festive hall
Whsr, sasr AMI s.hoiar meet.
fbs miu.tr,.I and thr lseci sing
sweet ~ang.. their friend. 10 greet
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1887-10-18
Opening and closing of the Mails.

Northern mails close at 7:30 and 1880 q. m.
and 1890, G:30 and 7:30 p. m. Open at $50
u. m, 1900 IN. and 6:30 p. m.
Southern mails via Richmond, Va, close at $40
and 10: 30 a. m, 40 and 900 p. IN. Open at
$50 and 1870 a. m.
Southwestern mails via Charlottesville Va,
close at 500 and Ills a m. and 900 p. III.
Open at $50 a. M, 1900 IN. and $50 p.
Manassas Division mails close at 23O p. II.
Open at 1000 a.
Alcxandria and Round HILL Va, mails close at
S:45 a. m. and 400 p. N. Open at 900 a. IN and
4:30 p. IN.
Closed mails to Falls Church, Vienna, Fairfax
c. H, Herndon, Leesburg and Purcellville, Va,
close at 400 p m. and open at 9:o0a an oo
Western mails close at 1890, 4:15 and 1870
p. III. Open at $50 a. ~, 1900 m. and 6:30 pm.
Washington, DC, mails close at 1870 and 1920
Il M, and 1890, $50 and T:30 p. nj. Open
at $50 and 1000 a. ~, 1900 m, and 300 and
$50 p. IN.
Office Hours-open at $50 a. M. Close at $50
p. IN. Open at $50 p. Close at p. m.
Sunday Hours-Cpen at 900 a ". Close at
$50 Il, IL.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1887-10-18
Oazette,
TUESDAY EVENING, OCTOBER IS.
Observation-Disclosures

WEST VIRGINIA DEsPERADoEs.-There
are ever 600 citizens and officers after the
murderers of Rev. Thomas P. Ryan, VINO
was killed near Walton, Boone county, W.
Va. last Thursday night. On Friday geo.
Duff, ir., was killed by vigilantes. JAKE
Coon, who said he was from the far West
spd formerly one of the Jesse James gang,
,ooetber with Robert Duff, brother of Geo.
Diff. ir.. we're caught. Robert Duff and
lake Coon, were taken to the home OF Ryan
and identified by the family. Coon was
lynched and Duff shot, and his threat cut
from ear to ear. VIM. Drake, one o. the
robbers, was caught, and confessed that Dan
Cunningham, member of the eureka &c,
tectives of Charleston, was the instlgator OF
the affair. and the remainder OF the gang
carried out the scheme. Vigilantes started
10 Spencer county, seat of Roane, with
Drake, but it is not known what has become
of bin. He was promised immunity If he
would give the affair away. He did So.
There is great excitement over the affair,
and there were over three thousand persons
present at the funeral of Rev. Mr.. Ryan
Sunday. Will and Dick Skeins and Sam
Raines with two others of the mob we're
wounded by the robbers Friday night when
the attack was made. Owing to the ditfi-
Guilty of getting news from the section
where the trouble occurred, it ia quite hare
TO get all facts.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1887-10-18
A Sad case orPoisoning

is that of any man or woman afflicted with
disease or arrangement Of the liver, result
ing in poisonous accommodations an the blood,
scrofulous affections. sick-headsches and
diseases OF the kidneys, lungs or heart.
These troubles can be cured only by going
TO the primary cause, and putting tho liver
10 healthy condition. To accomplish this
result speedily and effectualy nothing has
proved itself so eficacious as DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" which has
never failed to do the work claimed for it.
and never will.