Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1887-04-09
POLITICAL CORRESPONDENCE,
"udpm Sugar" Bntertatns an Angel.

PINEY GROVE, April 6, 1887,
! TO the MINING JOURNAL
after a nifty keerful perusell NV the
docks lettur | sot doun hi the fire hap
! py and contentiiide. All WIS roin
smooth ; things wur too bee as tha had
| bin. wus to doc wot The dook tole
NEE too do, as | alters had dan, an as
never failed yit when follercd his
advise felt koncluded like too contin-
ner TO foller on as | hav heretofore
pursood. The wintur craps loollt good
an mi ole woman an all the other crit
ters on the farm wus in helthy state
OF hellh, an nu man, Mr.. click Mac
nemar, with fore grOanup sons, Bill
Webster tom, Sam adams Jake, John
| Oliver jim, an Dan stewart Mike. awl
arristerkrattick Republicans NV the hi
tonedest kline, had moved inter hour
deestrickt from summersolt County.
pensilforny, | amejeatly hawld EN- a
lode NV wood and left a jug NV appul
Jak, wich makes EN- solid for numbur
| as a delleegitt too the mex conven-
shun, and thar, with the dook on mi
side, shal sweap the kounty fer mi
frens. Fer miself | don't want nuthin
i Hv fer mi frenS-
"HrlloH
At this pint mi mcddertashuns NV a
! plesent nachur WIS disturbd bi the
enterance NV squatty, beetle. blowd
Individual, what introdooced hisself
as Politikil jim frum the Krick. | had
often heern the cumberland people
tawk a bowt them hogs frum the crikc,
but this wus the fust time had heern
tel nv reel live politishshun. as the
dOok an his leftenant had alters Gin me
too understand thet the kounty sect
wuS the proper phase fur the tickkits
too bee maid up, an awl wot the erik
| phe!lerS an other annymileS up thar
| had too doc wuS too doc the voten. So
wus awltired surprised an smelt a pek
NV trubble in the presens nv this crick
politishuner.
Arter the usuwal remarks abowt
craps, wimmen foxes, holler horn, an
wolf-m thetale, polithkle Jim settled
hisself lite d0an 10 bizness, and awla-
most as good as the dook Good Il dun
it delivered hisself NV the follerin pro-
| gram aboWt as 1t appeers belo:
Mr.. sugar, as soon as red that let
| tur nv the docks seen that he eether
| did not understan the tru situwashun
NV affairs, or that he wus takin advan-
tidge ny yore unsoisttikated nachur to
PLUM yu inter polittikil deestruckshun.
With the patriotticR desire Nv savin VA
frum phate wurce than deth hasrend
onselphlshly 10 this. yore butiphul res
idens, frum our land NV muddy rodes
and stretes, whar the epbphluvier rises
frum unlnkorporatid Vaughn ruts an
other holes to la bephore yu plan bi
wlch yu ma attane sich remunerashun,
promlnens an renOun wich yOre revO-
lushionarry fOurlathers never dreemed
NV bein bestode on ther nobel projenv.
(Slch eloQuens never heern, an wus
awl broak up bi them obsurvashuns
abowt mi pore koloneal palens that had
nevur sene the present sampul Nv ther
mp The dook ses things will rename
as tha ar-5 delleegitts too eech dee
strckt. This is mistaik. The presh-
ure is too CRATE. the tide kant bee
stemd. Wee now hav in phavua NV
delleegitt too evry phiphty voturs, dee
strlckts numbur I, ate, 8, ten, II an
phiphtene-6 in all; yores vii make
ceven, an altho NV the docks prose
lights holes No. leven- phrostbcrg
with hur phive 90 and three votes-it
viii yit cIm in line. So, mr.. Sugar, ef
yu intend too adheer too an akt con
cistent with yore passd polisy by goin
with them wot kin delivur yu the
goods, thro yore deestriczt with the
Krick-with men who, like yoresolf,
wurk fer an Onest livin. Let cumbur.
land with hur judises, Shiloks, peek
sniphs, Dudes, polittikle Buns and
codwhale arristockeraoy cevearly alone
ur yu vii git left. Wot doc yu sd,
Mr.. sugar ~
l was depe!y imprest. had not
hearbefore lookt at the subjeck only
frum the docks standpoint. begin to
Civ in, an nj Gest bein abowt to go to
the krOss rodes to jine the comodashun
fur Cumburlan, ses i:
"Mr. jim, ef | wus rite sartin yore
side wus on top sarned eff woodent be
with yu, rute hog ur di ~
$50 mout it be " sed he. "Ahmen
but mus ketch the trane !"
Good by" sed |. Gwen yu find
owt fer shore that yore eide gifts the
biskit let me no, and ime with yu fur
horizontal reduckshun NV this here
deestrickt too its proper dimenshuns
in the CRATE rippublikin phamily."
"All rite; that souns like biz" sed
mi hornyhandid, onest. minescard,
nuphound friend, an lie shuck mi own
trusty, consistunt paw as it wus never
shuck pryor too the interesrin event in
mi histry wich line tryin too relait, an
then he turnd an moovd rapidly ava.
gazed at his retrectin form with an
admirin WI, when awl to onct a suddin
1t, laA l. /
NV litenin, an quik as flash nv thun-
dur hollered:
"Sa, mr. Politikie jim, hole on tharm
Fortunitly he herd NEE an stoppd. |
run an Wen got too him wus neerly
owt of breth. He looked very Gurus,
inquirin and Skeeriul, and askt.
"Wot is it ~
Sed i:
"Dont tel the dook !"
! MAPUL SUGAR.