St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-09

pacify his landady for board and room rent
got fired out of his domicile.
Whether it is true that X. o. Judsoh IS
going to start state fair at Pennington on
his own hook
Where the next boom in st. Paul real estate
will be-
If Stanley Waterloo still bankers to come to
St Paul and launch another paper.
What causes the mysterious look In the
left eye of George ~ Shaw. Does it mean
another newspaper or real estate syndicate.
The exact route of Tom Lowry's motor line.
III the men who have to shave every DAY
amt glad that McGill vetoed the Darbers' bill.
Why the governor don't call an extra ses-
sion of the legislature for the sole purpose or
redistricting and reapportioning.
What the shyster lawyers will do to get
enough to eat now that the new libel law is in
force.
Who developed more shrewdness in the last
legislature than Representative Knox.
What caused Hon. Albert Scheffer to draw
out of the Bank of Minnesota and sever re-
lations with his od-time friends, Smith and
Dawson.
Who would be willing to contest 500
wager with f. B. Northrop in relating real
estate romance.
How many vacant seats there will be in the
opera house If Foster brings De Lussan back
to st. Paul without the old members of the
Ideals.
If Kelly and Doran are not happy because
the three Democratic congressman have taken
Off their shoulders the burden of filing the
| offices in Minnesota.
If the real estate boom continues for six
month longer, will not the state need two
more insane asylums.
If small-sized flood in West ST. Paul this
spring wouldn't arouse the proper parties to
build the levee, so that on The whole, a flood
would be good thing for that part of the
city.
When the carnival directors will give out
the financial results of the late carnival; or if
they will never give them out.
1T it isn't a little early to talk about sprink-
ling the streets.
Who will be appointed health commissioner
by Mayor Smith,
| If Patsy Cardiff and Pat Killen have sand
enough to face each other in a 24-foot ring
for few rounds in the not far distant
| future.
If the Quinn-Markoe election contest will
be settled some time.
If c. A. Sanstrom still remembers that he
was once candidate for county auditor.
when there were more than lis days of sleigh
ing in ST. Paul.
If George K. Shaw really thinks he is going
to start new evening paper in one OF the
Twin Cities.
Why large number of catch basins are
permitted to be eternally clogged, thereby
allowing mud mixed with several varieties of
filth to accumulate at every street crossing.
Whnthar il is foo cold for Stove nine hat
or too warm for seal skin cap.
Whether the legislature would try to re-
apporton the state if Gov. McGill should call
an extra session.
If the legislature would not rather waste
its time over capitol removal jokes than
passing important bills.
Why it is that the ladies of the Salvation
army have such delicious voices.
Why it is that Mr.. Smalley advocates so Wig
| orousy canal to Lake Superior.
Why it is that in drawing up resolutions of
coincidence for the loss by death of distin-
guished people, the form and style cannot be
changed occasionally.
Why it is that few funny paragraphs can
not be written about the ice palace melting
down.
Whether or not railroad men can study up
some way by which they can circumvent the
new interstate commerce law. and if they
can't, who can.
When w. H. Dixon will deliver his lecture
on the new railroad law.
If the gentleman who carried the reappor-
tionment bill Off in his pocket, is going to
frame it and hang it up in his paror as
relic of the session.
Whether all the st. Paul city bonds author
lied by the legislature will ever be issued, or
whether there is room for them all at once in
any place in the city.
~
There is an evident disposition on the part
of some Of the papers in the Northwestern
portion of the state to lament the fact that
the legislature adjourned just as Hon. Mr..
Plowman, of Otter Tail, was getting on his
sea legs The gentleman came to St. Paul
with a reputation as an orator, and great
things were expected of him. For more than
half the session Mr.. Plowman kept himself In
the background and it was not until the
closing days that he assumed commanding
position and made himself heard and felt. He
made mistake by starting in too late. Just
as he was getting his hand in. SO to speak, the
curtain fell and shut him off from the audi
ence.
Sam Nichols must feel lonesome since the
Legislature adjourned. He was in and about
| the capitol every day during the session, and
never left the building even when it was
about to tumble down. It's so hard to wean
one who has sucked so long at the public
teat.
If there were more holes and not so many
pegs it is certain that the veteran old Demo-
crat, Amos Coggswell. of Owatonna, would
be provided with a good fat office. Judge
Wilson and P. H. Kelly have been trying
to get him an appointment as register or re-
ceiver of some of the Northwestern land
Offices, but there are SO many asplrants from
the South, 10 whom Lamar is inclined to
give the preference, that so far nothing has
been accomplished. If there should be
like this Coggswe is pretty certain to
draw prize.
| There are no indications that Senator Ed
wards, of Fillmore county, made any head
! way with his congressional boom durin- his
stay in St. Paul and while the legislature was
| in session. If he strengthened himself in
any way it was done so quietly that the gen.
eral public did not catch on. 1t is the general
belief that Lovely will never again try for
political preferment-most certainly not for
| congress. This was accepted as certain when
| the statement was printed that Lovely had
| formed q law partnership with Dick Jones at
| Portland. and that he would soon remove to
| Oregon. But his organ at Albert Lea denies
| that he has any intention of leaving that
| place, and this knocks out the element of
certainty. STILL Lovely may safely be
counted out of the ring. But this doesn't
! benefit Edwards, as far as anybody Can see.
There are more feet, in fact, than there are