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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

NATURE seldom makes mistakes.
She knows pretty well what is needed
We speak OF this because we notice
that the river overfows every year and
gives the Cincinnati peope a good
thorough Chicago News.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
THE KITCHEN.
Beef Cakes,

Chop cold fresh beef very fine, flavor IL
with sage, grated lemon and salt; dredge in
a little -four and pound with potato
masher. Mix in one or two eggs, make into
balls. fatten them with the hand and Try
quickly on frying-pan in pork or bacon
trimmings.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

He (tenderly) And what do you
think OF the engagement ring sent
you, Gertie?" She (delightedly) "On
it is beautiiul-in fact, the handsom.
est one | ever had given mel''
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
The Vav tc Maize CAeese.

Mr.. F. u. Holmes, Of Owatonna, Mimi,
IN prize essay at Red Wing on Cheese
Making" held that TO make good cheese il is
necessary to have good milk to begin With,
and good milk cannot - ~ from poor,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

PURE Cod Liver Oil made from selected
livers on the sea-shore, by Casweli, Hazard
4 Co., New York. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken it
prefer it to all others. Physicians have de.
cided it superior to any OF the other oils in
rkaf
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

CHaPPED hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made
by Caswell. Hazard 4 Co. New York.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

"lF misfortune overtakes you,
SMILE" advises a poet. That's ali
we'll enough, but suppose misfortuAe
overtakes you in a strictly probi~i
ton town ?-Burlingt0n Free Press.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
Household Hints

If YOU have no dark place for the fruit
cans wrap each one separately in heavy
paper.
WHEN clothes are scorched remove the
stain by placing the arment where the sun
cap shine on it.
To KEEP oil cloths looking new wipe Oft
the dust with dry cloth, then rub with Q
cloth dampened with kerosene.
A TALLow candle or piece OF tallow
wrapped in tissuse-paper and laid among
furs or other garments viii prevent the
ravages of moths.
FINGER-MARKs may be removed from
vanished furniture by the use of little
sweet oil upon soft rag. Patient rubbing
with chloroform will remove paint from
black silk or any other material.
INK stains on mahogany furniture will
disappear if treated as follows: Put six
Drops of spirits of inter into teaspoonful
of water, and touch the stained part with
feather dipped in the mixture. Immedi-
ately after this rub with q soft cloth and
cold water to prevent white mark.
THE following will give satisfaction for
cleaning cloth Take half an ounce each
of plvcerine, alcohol, and sulphuric ether,
two ounces of aqua ammonia, half an
ounce of powdered CASTLE soap, and add
water enough to make one quart of the
mixture. Use with brush or sponge, and
rinse with pure water.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

No SAFER REMEDY can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any other trouble OF the
Throat, than Browns Bronchial Troch.
es' Price 20 cts. Sold only in boxes.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

IF mus!ins calcos, etc, appear 10 not wear or
wash well as formerly the reason il IN the use
of interior alkaline-soap washing comp unls
that destroy the texture and neutralize the co.,
OTIS. Shun them! Use RoUGH ON DIET
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

BRIDES Little Brother to Bride
groom Did it hurt you much when
she did ltF' Bridegroom-"What
hurt me?" B. l.. B.-The hook. Did
it go in your lip?" Bridegroom
don't know what you mean, Johnnie. "
Brides mother-"Leave the table
this instant, Johnnie" B. l.. B.
What for? / only want
ed to know ii it hurt him. You said
SIS had fishe1 for HIM long time, but
she hooked him at last, and wanted
to know if" B. l.. B. is yanked out
OF his chair and becomes meditative.
L-BOSfOn GOurier
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
Common Sense.

The proprie tors OF the Mo1ie Nerve
Food, that liz creating such an excitement
all over the country a remedy for the
liquor habit and nervous exhaustion, or
results OF over work, talk the best sense
yet. They say the nervous system is the
seat OF life, and controls the functions
OF the body. The functions OF the body
are to take nutrition aud get rid Of 4
corresponding amount OF old and impui
material ii the nerves are strong emu Ia
to do this, We are well, and the blood
puriies itself every day; ii not, we are ILL.,
That is the whole system OF health in a
nutshell
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

ROUGH on DIRT" whiteDs Clothing yellowed
by careless washing Or use OF cheap washing com
pounds. Washes everything from finest laceS 10
heaviest blankets. There need be no tear in using
this article. Does not rot or yellow. & l0c.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
nHERE waiteri 1--WE ma one nj those

"HERE, waiter give me one OF those
buffalo steaks said Fogg, sitting
down beside Brown, who was wrest-
ling with generous plateful. When
the waiter returned with the meat he
said, "Beg your pardon, sir, but the
cook says this is moose, not buffalo. !"
"Ah! so it is" exclaimed Fog, after
swallowing a mouthful; $50 it is. |
see my moose steak. "-BostOn Tran
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

IorNG men or mddle-aged ones, suffer.
ing from nervous debility and Kindred
weakness should send 10 cents in stamps
for illustrated book sugle sting sure means
OF cure. Address Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, 500 Main street
Buffalo N Y
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

II afflicted with Sore Ewes. use Or. Isaac
Thompson S Eye Water. Druggists sellit. %.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

BCCHv-PAIBA." Quick, complete cure, ali
annoying Kidney diseases Catarrh of the Blad-
lnr No
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses Of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

The best thing on earth 10 add 10 starch togive
a good body and beautiful gloss is 'ROuGH on
DIRT" only washing compound that can be so
used Makes ironing easy and saves the starch
Has dirtr -emoving power double that OF any other
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

preparation upon the market. Hence much smaller
doses Of Holds Sarsaparlla NECESSARY than =
tie case with other medicines. dollar bottle OF
Holds Sarsaparla contains an average OF more than
100 doses. and viii Iaat month while others Will
average to last HOt o"er week. Hence the sim.
pie question ii economy Hoods Sarsapar!a is given
decided preference. II YOU haze never tired thi.
medicine. do this season. It e-pas impurities
from the 1,ood cures scrof5la sat rhean, over
Gomez tlat tired feeling, and. fac Its helsiccnt
and curative influences extend through the who'll
system.
Hoods S9TSapari!Ia
Sold b. druggists 81 six for s.. Prepared ly {.
IHOOD 4 co, Apothecar:oS. Lowell. Mass.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
Wells Hair Balsam

II gray, restores to original color. An elegan;
dressing, softens and beauties. No oil nor
grease Tonic Restorative stops hair coming
ont; strengthens, Cleanses, heals scalp soc
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19

Hoods Sarsaparillais peculiar medicine In very
many respects It Is different from am aad all other
medicines ever offered I the public that it is with
peculiar force and propriety that it may be said to
be PECULIAR ITSELF. 1t is peculiar, in a strictly
medicinal sense, in three important part cu!ars. VIZ
First, in the combination OF rcmed al a-eEts used !;
seooa3 in the proportion il which they are mixed :
third in the process by which the active curative
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
If.YOu Are Losing Your Grin

On life try Wells Health Remover" Goes di
rec: TO weak spots. For weak men. deleat
women.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
The German workman, when wash

Ing his hands before eating his lunct
OF sausage, is preparing Tor the wurst
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
6BUY NORTHERN GROWN SEEDS


for
with Prize offer. JOHR a. SaLZER, La Crosse. Wis.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1887-03-19
THE STOCK RANCH.
HurdIiuQ Stock.

Chicago Tribune.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
A High-Pricea Ball Tosser.

PoUGHKEEPsIE, N. Y. February IA
Michael Kelly, the right-felder of the Chi
cagO Base Ball Club, was released from that
organization to-day by the payment by the
Boston club of $4,000. Kelly then signed
for the season with the Boston club, who
agreed to pay him 5000 for his services for
the coming season and to give him s., 600
for his photograph to place in the clubs al
bum, making his compensation for the sea-
son 5000. Kelly received sa,25O from the
Chicago club last year.
The deal consummated to-day has been uIl.
der consideration for months. Boston had
offered 81 500 for Glassock and had been
prevented from getting him by the interpo-
sition of the League Supervisory Commit
tee about Il month ago. Director Billings
Of Boston heard that Kelly had said he
would leave the profession rather than
play with Chicago another year,
and at once proposed to his colleagues that
an offer be made for Kelly's release An Of
fer of 5000 was made, which President
Spaulding of the Chicago Club refused, say
ing that it would take 10000 to get him.
Boston then offered $1,000, and Mr.. Spaul-
ding said that if Boston would make bona
fide bid of $4,000 and give him until the
middle of March to talk over matters with
the other stockholders they could have Kel-
ly beyond doubt. A week ago to-day the
@ Bost9n on men noa wrote Spanlding again, saving
diate release, but that the offer would not be
left open. On Friday afternoon the reply
came accepting the offer, and on Sunday
morning Director Billings started from
Boston to this place to secure Kelly's sigma
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

tain confirmation of the 1ymor but the
Knights approached on the Eubject either
denied the existence of thei alleged order
or were extremely reticent 1t is stated,
however, on fair authority, THAT the report
had its origin in a letter from Powderly
calling attention to the clause in the
Knights constitution declaring in effect
that district assemblies may inaugurate
boycotts within their respective jurisdic-
tion, but for any extens ibn they must apply
to the general board, The letter from
Powderly is said to hive intimated that
any future infraction of this law by the Chi
cago districts would not(be tolerated.
1t is an open secret here that since the
socialists captured the majority of the Chi
cago district officers the general board has
been almost ignored, so far as this city
concerned.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
Hints for the Bath,

We take cold' through the skin, it
should be remembered. as we also
breathe through it, throwing off super
tuous heat-wh;ch becomes fever when
pcrspiration is suppressed and also
sending off waste products. Persons
who have any tendency to pulmonary
diseases should make their skins active.
A double handful of common salt
thrown into the bathing water after
the cleaning process has been perform-
ed is a beneficial addition. The saline
particles are very penetrating, and no
amount of rubbing will remove them
from the skin. upon which they exert a
most useful, though gentle, stimulat-
ing influence, especially salutary in
cases of sluggish liver. Not only does
this act locally on the skin. increasing
its secretions. but also increases the pro.
cesses of nutrition in all the tissues of
the body. Thumbless mittens of ordi-
nary Turkish toweling are as good as
the most costy sponges for the luxury
Of the daily rub bath" A large Tur-
kish towel, wrung out in either tepid
or cold water. will expedite the bath
ing process; and by all means provide
q goodly sized towel for the dry rub
afterward. Turkish towels that come
the size of crib sheets are the most
useful for this. and the luxury of keep
ing two linen bath sheets in daily use
is known 10 the initiated few. After
either cold or IL warm plunge bath
the immediate covering of the whole
body in Il large wrap of linen or The
soft tufted cotton gives the sensation
OF luxury that some people never
know.-NeU Orleans PicaUssne.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
secretary Manning Resigns.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 14.-Secretary
Manning called at the White House this
afternoon and placed his resignation in the
hands of the President, to take effect on
the appointment and qualification of his
successor. This action is taken i'm order to
allow Manning to accept the presidency OF
the Western National bank of the city OF
New York. His letter of resignation will
not be made public for some days.
1t is stated at the White House that no
immediate appointment will be made, and
Manning will coati.iic 10 act as Secretary
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
An Old Debt.

worked a month for DIR. Fox aud
When the end had come,
went to him to get my pay-ten
Dollars was the sum.
He handed a receipt in full, with
Grin OF vcngeful mirth,
For services professional the morning
OF my birth.
And now think it would have been
No wonder I'm forlorn-
Ten dollars in my pocket II l never
Had been born!
The Ramblsr.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

THIS co,1try is rejoicing, with a
. great deal ! wonder, too, because !;
man had rc& clear around the world on
IA bicycleilf fafety. returning to his own
land alive. All well; the heather are
growing Il be as forbearing and patient
as Chr: tihs. By and by this old world
wilLeso gentle and good there won't
be any place left to which we can send
II man when we want him killed off
However, let us not repine. Some BIZ
cycler may try to ride up the Statue of
Liberty.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

The Union Pacific SYSTEMS payroll
includes 10000 persons. The payment
of actual moneys to employees has now
entirely ceased. "A system of check pay
ments being substituted. This does
away with the handling of money and
attendant risk and the ticket offices at
the different stations are made banks
where these checks are cashed. The in
dorsed and cancelled checks are then
|returned to Omaha as vouchers or re-
| kany agent c1nneet the
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
'AcotlntrY1l
~H HEE

4 hcc$RpING to alaw recently passed
1 by ~ Kansas Legislature women are
allowed 10 vote at municipal elections.
Ba<hing will now prevent the ladies of
1{hdH H6t4e from joining the police and
3lt0ddpartments.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

THIRT4eEIGuT naval cadets at An
napolis h&ye been dismissed on account
= of deficiency in their studies. If this
rprtpf thing continues we will have no
= l1dnto officer all the new men-of-war
Ne arssoon to have.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

ey Jersey execution the other
6dndemned man was allowed to
half an hour on the gallows.
~ would have talked longer
hot been choked off.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

u XAIhE the thermometer registered
enSy-nine degrees below at ST. Paul
joth9r day an agricultural implement
y honse sent our four new agents to push
|atAe sale of plows among the farmers.
Eems like spring there when it is only
lGkAty-hine below.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

A RELIGIOUS paper says: "Thinking
lat one is thinking is not thinking
70 think is to hold thought as in a wise
Wit is measured, weighed. and put in
bper relation to the subject under
psideration. Many a man has spent
hale morning under the delueion
h he Nas thinking when he was
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

/ NEY ORLEANS is to have one of the
6neSt public libraries in this country as
SIN. Bhsuit of the death of one of the
kpr1etors of the Louisiana lottery.
If'eopie who have drawn blanks in the
ttery will feel a sort of ownership in
nose books.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
A Veto on Roycotts.

CHICAGO, Feb. 14.-A statement is
in circulation here that district assemblies
of the knights of Labor of Chicago, have
received an order from General Master
Workman Powderly, within the past three
days, directing that no general boycotts be
emposd without the sanction of the gem
eral executiva,x board at Philadelphia.
Strenuous efforts were 1Iad s3o-day 10 OBJ.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

1t is likely that an entirely new company
will take hold of the Boulder mine at Silver
Cliff and sink three or five hundred foot
shaft, and take the mill rock from the cut
at the same time.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
To Improve the Sphere.

A little more peace on earth, good
will to man." as the preacher says,
might make the whole business run q
bit more smoothly and not cause hall
tn nmnch siemn;ion fuoi,sliness this side
nv gvArne, - t.scaye Eiitss Asvs, Il
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

pital, Baltimore. Nd, considers Red Star
Cough Cure perfectly harmless, being pure
ly vegetable and entirely free from opates,
poisons and other narcotics. Other profess
sionals also endorse it as prompt, 9afe and
sure, Price, tWenty-Hye cents bd6<Iaayssss
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

- y the Washington Territory
t5ntiafy require the hair on the
|t3eide 81 the head to be shaved off
le f6a8 on the left side is allowed to
MI Its normal condition.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
ALRIVER CURRENT
A. A JOHNSON,
|HDIToR AND PRoPRIETon
kRENT COMMENT.

nc man in Louisville choked
the other day while kissing
bfkeart. 1t is believed he got
)shis mouth.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

The magical effects of St. Jacobs Oil in
removing soreness and stiffness makes 1t
invaluable at all times rheumatism and
Neuralgia promptly yield to it.
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

JOHN WANNAMAKER, of Phila-
K mia, has just paid 100000 for the
q |at paipting "Christ before PLATE" "
sEk1e sf6tarly twice us much as was
Nerxpsfd for Il picture before in this
Seoantryle
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05

MIGHT Boston woman made the
- )@iag entry in her diary recently:
y II 4py6 been invited to an entertain
ment without being asked to read or
R<9n 70 a paper. Is Boston deteriorat-
Crystal River current., 1887-03-05
hr!y aslecN

The photographed Elens is more dis
cerning than the ked eye. A recent
photograph of kure painting by an
American artist BOWS that a Wom-
an,s pown was at st painted Il hue and
texture very ditfei ht from that finally
chosen. the undeX lying brushwork ap-
pearing plainly FIN the photograph,
though not seel by the most attentive
observer of the original picture. In like
manner photography reveals stars that
to the human fe are not distinguisha-
BILE from nebyous matter.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-20
FuR THE BLDUD.
DAWSON, GA, DEC. Z, 1886

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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-20

"Hullo, Maloney," he said quietly, as
Corkey's mother fought her way toward
him, show many to-day?"
"Thurty-sivin, may tn Lord luv We,
Misther Alfred"
~ hear, Maloney," said the young man
calmly, as he whlsked the papers to her,
"that McGrath threatens to kick the
head of of you this evening at the BRIDGE"
"She does, does she? screamed the wo-
man wildly, but before she could say more
the Gro wd threw her aside, and the man
in the window turned his imperturbable
face toward the next customer.
Corkey was still clinging to the stall
wart woman's skirts as she emerged from
the crowd to catch her breath.
Are yez goin' to lick Mrs. McGrath,
midderT' he asked, gleefullY, looking up
at her.
"Howled yer jaw"
"'Cause she said y wuz an Irish
guy"
GA guy is it?'
"Shure," said Corkey, solemnly, and
without any outward indication that he
was lying, 81 heard her say it myself"
Mrs. Maloney bit her lip, but she was
obliged to postpone her revenge and go
sturdily to work selling her papers and
uttering an objurgatIon on the head of
hated McGrath with every breath.
For time Corkey amused himself by
putting small stones on the car tracks,
and then he fell to building a house of
chips in the gutter, as UNCONSCIOUS of the
hum and rumble and roar around him as
though alone on Manhattan Island.
The hours went by. The boy grew
tired of the gutter and followed the
lampllghter down Beekman street till he
came to the river. After two or three re-
Bluffs he stole under truck through the
gates of Fulton Ferry and went across on
the boat several times.
When he was put ashore again on the
New York side Corkey went whIstling up
Fulton street till he suddenly ran across
big boy who was sitting in doorway
and staring morosely at his toes. Corkey
approached him softly-for the boy was
of importance, having once been in the
House of Correction, and said:
"Wanter go to de tee-ayter, CHM
mier'
"What on ?" said Jimmie, laconically.
81 got mum"
'Yaas y'havep incredulously.
"Well, l tell y l have"
"Well, dom say " have ~ asked jim
mic, in a conclliatory way. Then in
more business-like tone: "Lemme see
it,"
Corkey gave him all his money, and
within half an hour they were slowed
away 30 feet up in the air with hundreds
OF other boys looking down at a Bowery
variety show, 1t was a short dream to
Corkey. The curtain fell at II O'Clock
and the little cripple was pushed and
borne in the wild mob down the black and
DANGEROUS stairway to the street, where
he fell on his knees against the doorpost,
faint, bruised, GREATNESS and in tears.
But he struggled up and clutched his
companion just as that amiable youth
was striding away.