The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-07-13
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IL !lIl HIS arm dlouilI NY "bISN-
Just SO. md looked, o very silly;
And yet, nj being thus embraced,
| did not irown-tllC air was chilly.
lie raised my hand aud bent his chin
Most rcvcrcnlly low to kiss it;
One little kiSS-it was no sin
70 tell the truth, | did not miss it.
An act TO amcud-Scwing OH buttons.
Make small pox fashionable, and society
would so miles TO get ii.
Man is 80 per cent. water, and yet the
lTOhibiiionist are not satisfied.
The small boy, like Il woman, is likely
ONE day to make Il man grown.
The man who fools around a mules hind
legs is generally pretty well "hCclcd."
Mon arc often seemingly good in thought,
but wofully wrong in action.
Truth, like the sun, submits to bc oh,
scUrrd, 5ut, like the sun, only for 4 time.
Virtue in its grandcst aspect is neither
more or less than following reason.
Longing for goodness does not, bring it.
Ii i, to be sought with all the might.
Work to-day, for you know not how
much you may be Murdered tomorrow.
Some families have in them an angel
whose presence heals by calming the waters.
Now the city maiden
Living in the mountains
All the time is signing
For city soda fountains.
MIST OF Us are more willing TO talk than
to listen.
y ocqicttc is like n vctcran-Shc goes
through many engagements.
Some women never want TO marry until
men think they arc too old TO do SO.
y metaphysical paradoX-Kiring your.
self with hard work To get a living.
Tic pu:.iist's ~motto-Thcrc is more
pleasure in giving than receiving.
y married man remarks that the differ
CnCc UClwCCn Il mans and u woman'S hat is
about %l2.
\ dog is property when it has been
stolen: but ii is not property when the tax
returns are made.
Then, as | turned my face toward his,
oar lips were near, none To forbid it
Somebody kissed! The trouble is
! don't exactly know who did it.
We read a great deal about money being
tight Perhaps that is the reason why it is
locked up.
Beware of prciGliccs; they are like rats,
and mems minds like traps. Prciudiccs
creep in easily, but it is doubtful if they
ever get out.
Popularity is thing that is very seldom
found by those who search for it persist,
emily, and comes oltcncr from accident
thm design,
Blood will tell. We observe that many
of our most succcssful burglars are pathct
iCally mentioned as men who sprung from
our best families.
His first view Of the new baby. Nurse
Wei, Charley, what do you think of il?
Charlcs-Wcll, ! think it's going to DC D
girl
Victor Hugo oncc said Of the Dumas,
father and son, that the elder had genius
without talent, and the younger had talent
without genius.
An esteemed contemporary cxcitcdly de
mNnds to know For whom was the earth
made We think that question will have
TO he decided by arbitration. There were
II great many claimants.
"What are the seven ages of man,
Henry Lug age, garbage, storage, post.
age, mortgage, shrinkagc, and dOtagc."
lie went right up to the head of the class.
a man is relieved and gay when he has
put his heart into his work and done his
best; but what he has said or done other.
wise Shall give him no peace.
No human being can como into this
world without increasing or diminishing
the sun total of human happiness, not
only Of the present, but of every subsc-
Iucnt age of humanity.
DOCTORS FEES
The heavy fees the doctors charge,
10 bring the sick to health,
Must be to them an income large,
Yet lis W.gottcn wealth.