The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-22
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Sealskins are the preferred stock n
this time of year. -Ne,o Hren Ne'cs.
One swallow tail does not make
waiter Boston Commercial Bulletin
A galley slave-The fellow who ha
three girls at time. -Ncw Hace'
lNeWS.
loot terrible--The blast of the anna
teur cornet player Boston Commercial
Bulletin
The Stockmen among the Londor
rioters did not use shamrocks -Nea
iHauen MetOS.
We've noticed that girls yes
generally has a genuine ring. --D~tn0
Paragrapher.
The successful lover thinks he is get
ting ahead when he is getting heart
boston Courier.
They are having shaving contests il
the East. The winner, of course, car
ries off the cup. Cleveland Sun
Carpet tacks are now made in draw
ing rooms by ladyship steering hei
hustle aud train. --New -HaUen Ne,0S.
Fashions for males don't change
much, still there is always n new
wrnkle in coat tails. -New Haren
NeWS.
When a man wants to find fault he
will do so if he has to spend all his
time looking for it, MontesWma Goa.
Record.
The man who turns his property ovei
to a real estate agent to be sold is likely
to be beaten on his own ground
Merchant Traveller.
What shall il profit n man if he
walks home to save street car fare ami
blows in a quarter on the way for cl'
Nebraska State Journal.
Men who bite of more than they
can chew are no worse of than those
who want to chew more than they can
bite off, Burlington Free Press.
1t is good thing for. a man to be-
long to the church, but a poor thing
for man to think that the church be.
longs to him. oil city Blizzard.
A brand new precious stone has been
discovered by Prof. Hidden, and named
after him. But are not most gems
hidden?- New York. Commercial AdUer-
Hser.
docs marriage change a man"
asks writer. Depends on whom he
marries. Some women would make a
man bald in six months. Huntington
Free Press.
Philosophers tell us that we should
know one thing we'll Among the
medical fraternity, however, 1t pays
better to know many things ill.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The man who moves down life $
path and finds it strew with sweet sur
prises is he who knows just how it's
done, who keeps store and advertis-
es. -Ltncoln Democrat.
Even the best of us like to get all
that we can for nothing. Patrick Hem
rvs proposition was, "Give me liberty
or give me death" He never offered
to pay for either. SomerviUe Journal.
The jug or juggernaut is the great
question in India just at the present
time. 1t is an idol question, but at the
same time one of the burning issues in
Indian politics. Darlington FREQ
Press.
DIR. Shaeifer, of Washington, asserts
that walking on railroad ties is good
exercise for the health. All the same,
many deaf man has lost his life by
indulging in the exercise. --NorristoVn
Herald.
Women are Dothersome creatures
sometimes and cause no end of trou-
bic, but after all. what would we men
do If we hadn't somebody to whom we
can attribute all our faultsP- Sonier-
riiie Journal
A New York paper pictorlally de-
picts MIR. Most standing on beer bar
rel. OF course the beer barrel is sup
posed to be empty; otherwise, Most
would be seen with his mouth at tho
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