The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-27

SUNDAY. FEBRUARY q, 1887.
EVENTS ANO COMMENTS
THERE ARE 500 candidates for the
interstate commerce commission.
IRIS pleasant to know that Belfast is
Quiet anyway, no matter what alls the
rest OF Eatope.
PERHAPS SENATOR ingalls, desires to
of r bunse as the only greatest Amer
ican man-of war.-1HG.
There is bill now before the
Nevada Legislature disqualifyiug from
holding Office any one who is victim
of strong drink.
RIDDLEBERGER INSISTS that he was
born since Beck became Senator. No
matter when it happened; we suggest
that he should be corn again.
GoRHAm Mourtianeer: you light
match to make it burn, and bUrn a
} match to make il light. The man who
don't advertise can't see this"
Our EXPORTS of -four and wheat dur
ing the past seven months amounted to
SO 45O, 3l9 bushels, against $4,000 900
Bushels during the corresponding period
of 1856.
WHEN NEWSPAPER reporters send their
cards to Brother Blaine. they receive
them back thus inscsibed: mot in, J. G.
B." He will use the same inscription
after 1885,.
The BIG guns of Europe get bigger
and bigger. The latest is a British Ill
ton growler that can swallow a big
black 9OG-pound pill OF powder in a.
single dose.
some FOLKS seem to think Congress Is
the encouragement of mendicancy, and
that the President is the head of q
sinecure employment bureau.
THE TENNESsEEAN who set fire to the
house in which was young woman
who had refused to become his wife
should read his Bible and learn that it
is better to marry (some other womana
than burn.
Sr. PAUL Globe: "In opening Psrlia-
ment Queen Victoria showed nice dis
elimination in speaking about Ny |
Lords and gentlemen The English
Lords have shown themselves anything
but gentlemen of late"
a CHICAGO gentleman is trying to
induce a>return to the style of knee
breeches, in the interest of morality.
He quotes Jefferson as saying that he
could not conceive of a man thus !
clothed being guilty of mean action. |
THE NEW Senator from Illinois starts |
out we'll His first vote was in favor |
of amending the Constitution so as to
permit women to vote.-Detroit Free
Press. The new Senator from Illinois
is il the dry goods business.-Chicago |
Times.
IT Is said By the Boston, Herald, that
a stranger who offered his seat to a
lady in a crowded street car, is to be
sued by her fer breach of promise. His
politsness was so unusual in that cold
climate, thai she interpreted it as an
offer Of marriage.
4 MAN died in q New York hospital
and his body was appropriated by the
doctors for scientific purposes. The
father has commenced suit for !
damages. There has been much com
plant about indiscrimjnate post
mortems, without regard to the wishes
Of friends.
"THE greatest trouble with you, John, !
is" said a lady to her husband, who |
was suffering from the effects of the
night before, you cannot say No.
Learn TO say No. John, and you will |
have fewer headaches. Can you let me !
have little money this morning."
No." said John, with apparent ease.
.-Pact.
BosroN PAYS Chicago 900 for tie
,elease Of Nike Kelly, the famous right
ielder and change catcher, and in
edition vii pay Mike about IS, 600 for
be next season. Georgia pays her
:overnor IS, OG0 annually. Three thou
and dollars for a governor and SIS 600
or baseball player shows a healthy
tate of public sentiment.