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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
The Five Sisters.

There were five fair sisters, and zach had an
aim
Flora would fain be fashionable dame;
Scholarly Susans selection was books;
Coquettish Cora cared more for good looks;
Anna, ambitious, aspired after wealth.
Sensible Sarah sought first for good health.
So she took DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery and grew healthy and blooming
Cora's beauty quickly faded Susan's eyesight
failed from over-study; Flora became nerv-
Gus and fretfu in striving after fashion, and
a sickly family kept Annals husband poor.
But sensible Sarah grew daily more healthy,
charming, and intelligent and she married
rich
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
THE oDELET OF THE BIRDLET

THE ODELET OF THE BIRDLET.
The cloudlet, DER the summer sky
Is scattered by the sunlet,
Fen as the debtorlet doth lily
Emphatic from the dunIet.
The birdlet doth his tootlet twit
Upon the little treelet,
And doglets all their toelets fit
At vitals Of the flealet.
At mornlet now the wormlet droops
And bangles from the boughlet,
And for the cudlet browse III troops
The sheeplet and the cowlet
The flshlet with his mouthlet wooes
The jeopardizing baitlet,
And oft the flckle lasslet COOS
With ladlet at the gatelet.
YOnI.e1S I1zgfka
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
Itching Piles.

ymptoms-Mcisture; intense itching and
singing; most at night; worse by scratching.
III allowed to continue tumors form, which
often bleed and ulcerate, becoming very sore.
Swayne's Ointment stops the itching and
bleeding, heals ulc ration, and in many cases
removes the tumors. 1t is equally efficacious
in curing all Skin Diseases Dr. Swayne a.
Son, Proprietors. Philadelphia Swayne's
Ointment can be obtained of druggists, or by
mail
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
Chronic Coughs and Colds,

And all diseases of the Throat and Lungs, can
be cured by the use OF SCOTS Emulsion, as 1T
contains the healing virtues of Cod Liver o /
and Hypophosphites in their fullest form. Is
a beautiful creamy Emulsion, palatable AZ
milk, easily digested, and can be taken by the
most delicate. Please read: Il consider
Scott's Emulsion the remedy par excellence in
Tuberculous and Strumous Affections, to say
nothing OF ordinary colds and threat trou-
bles. Wv. r s. CoNNELI, M. D., Manchester,
Ohio
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
Catarrh Cured.

clergyman, after years of suffering from
that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainIy
trying every known remedy, at last found a
prescription which completely cured and
saved him from death. Any sufferer from this
dreadful disease sending a self-addressed
stamped envelope TO Prof. J. A. Lawrence. 9l2
East Ninth street, New York, will receive tho
recipe free of charge.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

AN old barber says that BARRIERS die
early by inhaling the poisonous breath
Of customers. Nevertheless, the writer
has, so far, failed to find a barber
whose breath was not strong enough
to curl his hair, and the chances are, if
a barber dies young, his own breath is
as mach to blame as that of his Gus
toners. -Peck's Sun.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

"WE all have our burdens to BEAR"
sad the minister. "There are many
trials in this life" "Yes, suppose
there are" said the poor lawyer, rue
fully; "but don't seem to have much
luck at getting mixed up in EN-"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

THIS question has been repeated,
"Where Is the girl os the past2" and
we feel constrained to answer it. She
is in cosy little brown-stone front
uptown, the night-key of which is in
our immediate possession, where she is
looking after the welfare OF q step
ladder of babies. Puck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
A Brilliant Fnfure.

"My dear young friend" he said
solemnly, IF you are so fond of beer at
your age, what do you suppose you will
be when you reach your primer
"A politician, responded the youth.
Puck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
Two OF n Kind,

Minister - And do you like to go to
church with your papa and mamma,
Bobby?
Bobby (inclined to be non-committal)
Well, l guess like it as well as pa
does. -NeW York San.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
Contamination Surely Cured.

that have n positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands OF
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy
FREE to any OF your readers who have consump-
tion IL they will send me their Express and
p O. address. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM. NJ. c., ISL Pearl St., n. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

The three RS brought Regret Rlproach,
The three P's, when signifying DR. Pierce's
Purgative Pellets, bring Peace TO- the mind,
Preservation and Perfection of health to the
hodv
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

WE fancy ourselves superior to 9TH
ers because we find that we have inn
proved, and At no time did we think
ourselves inferior to them. William,
H1zliff
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

WAITING for the letter that never came
is not circumstance to waiting for back
ward sneeze. -Phiiddelphia Call.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

If we are to have wings in the hereafter
we don't exactly see how We are to get our
clothes op.-karRishing Goods Reciew.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

WHEN they have social scandal in En-
gland it is generally q noble one. OF good
family.-New Orleans Picayune.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

NOAH was apt to remark in his tidal days
that in the matter of sandwiches Ham al
ways "took the biscuit. - Yonkers Gazette
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
a Popular Thorourhfare.

WHEN the jury is in doubt murdere,
takes q trick.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30
AnExtendcd PonuIariiy. Brow

BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs have for many years
been the most popular article in use for reliey-
ing Coughs and Throat troubles.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

THE man who robs Peter to pay
Paul should at least remember what is
Deuteronomy.-Te Strings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

DARE to be true. Nothing can need
o lie.- George Herbert.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-11-30

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stifeners applied to
those new boots and they will never run over
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
LABOR NOTES.

"A great many of the Chinese on
the Pacific coast are coming east, and
are finding employment without en-
tering the established crafts.
The richest lead discovery of
modern times, so goes the story, has
been made in Franklin county, Mo.
The solid vein is eight feet high and
six feet broad.
Mrs. Gray, the New York baker,
who a few months ago had so much
free advertising, has at last made
peace with the union, and will employ
union men only.
Factories in Belgium are COM
PEELED to use German coal on account
of the miners strike, and the railroads
will soon be obliged to do likewise if
the strikes continue.
"A Pittsburg electrician has adopt
ed the half holiday on Saturday, and
will erect baths in his works for the
use of employees, and will fit up a
large library for evening reading.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

The police have had a victory in
Detroit over a mob of Polanders who
would not permit a church to. be
opened, over which a much beloved
priest had once presided. The church
was closed in 1885, and since that
time no priest has been found daring
enough to open it. Every time the
attempt was made a mob prevented,
xnd the church has only been opened
ut last by the strong aid given by the
police. 1t was notable that in this
difficulty women were the chief de-
Tenders of their deposed priest, and
that they were willing to fight until
killed. There is no doubt that any
priest or preacher who succeeds in
getting the women on his side is pretty
,afe in being defended when in trouble
always provided, however, that no
one woman has succeeded in getting
The priest or preacher on her side.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
Old English Weddings.

An English wedding IN the time Of
good Queen Bess was a joyous public
festival Among the higher ranks the
bridegroom presented the company
with searfs. gloves and garters of the
favorite solors of the wedding pair; and
the ceremony wound up with banquet
ings. Mosques. pageants and epithala-
miums. A gay procession formed a
part of the humber marriages. The
bride was led to church between two
boys, wearing bride laces and rose
mary lied about their silken sleeves,
and before her was carried silver cup
filed with wine, In which was a large
branch of gilded rosemary, hung about
with silken ribbons of all colors. Next
came the musicians, and then the
bridesmaids, some bearing great bride
cakes, others garlands of giIded wheat.
Thus they marched to church amidst
the shouts and benedictions of the
spectators the Year Roalasd.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
HALFPAID JUSTICE.

4 poor wretch named Sneed was
hung for murder at Independence.
Friday, and nobody, unless those who
Eere bound to him by ties of blood, felt
otherwise than that the ends of justice
lad been met.
And yet in this mans case there
Vas the extenuating circumstance
that all bis life, he had been nurtured
"a school of crime. He had never
lad associates who believed that right
Is right for principles sake, and wrong
Is wrong, because it is wrong.
He was an Ishmael, Jean Val.
jean with his convict heart. What
wonder that he, at the early age of
twenty-five, killed his fellow man.
1t was right that he should
hang; it was right that the blood
xsonement, the only one in his power,
should be made. The law has so de-
creed and the law "must be obeyed. "
But If this be true, how then can we
sccount for the fact that over there in
Kansas, the other day, a man
Who knew better, by education and
association and good moral training,
With fiend-like subtlety plotted and
planned to send two innocent men
DOWN to death. Not because these
poor, unsuspecting fellows, remember,
had raised hand against him or his,
but because tyrannical organization
oxDed him as one of its members, and
these men wanted honest bread and
determined to earn it. Like sleek
and shiny serpent he crawled to where
= few spikes mounted guard over
death, and when he disappeared again
the spikes were gone, and with them
all that made up the happiness of two
homes.
The wife might look for her hus-
hand, might long for his coming, but
dead beneath an overturned engine,
he could come no more a sister
might watch for her brother, a mother
for her son, but with bis life blood
flowing from wounds made by the
treacherous fundamentally Of an
assassin, the watching was in vain.
Sneed, the murderer, paid the
penalty of the crime and was hung.
Lloyd, the murderer, paid his
lawyers, and is free.
Alas that justice, was only half
paid,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
The Post-Dispatch deyotes nearly 8

The Post-Dispatch devotes nearly a
column to the possible feelings of
Maxwell over murderer Bluntis exc
sutton. 1t is quite probable that Max
veil, listening in his cell, felt the rope
tighten about bis own neck, and also
hlt certain qualms of fear, but the man
sho peacefully slept through, at least
sne night, while the friend who had
trusted him lay murdered and packed
n q trunk, within a few feet of him,
does not possess the fine sensitiveness
sf ordinary criminals, and Maxwell
will still be found able to eat, drink
and be merry, just as of yore.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
Missouri Patents.

List of patents granted to the citi
zens of Missouri for the week ending
Saturday, June 18th, as furnished
from the office of E. G. Seward. sole.
itor of patents and counsellor in pat.
ent causes, GA F street Washing
ton, D. G.
B. Brazelle, st. Louis, apparatus
for manufacturing gas.
j. Bright, st. Louis, tile for cell
ing and floors of buildings.
F. Droston, st. Louis, paper cut
ter.
A Duncan, Clinton, GLACIERS dia.
mond tool.
W. Gerkhardt, st. Louis, steam
generating furnace.
w. Harris, st. Louis, pneumatic
cabinet.
L. Hoover, st. Louis, tack ham.
mer.
o. Long, Holden, car coupling.
l. Lowden, Lawrence, wire fence
machine.
J. Salzeber, decd. /. Salzeber, st.
Louis, coffee rooster.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
What is q cold in the head? Medi.

What is q cold in the head? Medi-
cal authorities say il is due to atmospheric
germs, uneven clothing of the body, rapid
cooling when in persperation, &c. The
important point is, that cold in the head
is genuine rhinitis, an inflammation of the
lining membrane of the nose, which, wheh
unchecked, is certain to produce catarrh-
al condition-for catsrrh is essentially a
"cold" which nature is no longer able to
resolve" or throw of. Ely's Cream Balm
has proved its superiority, and sufferers
from cold in the head should resort to it
before that common ailment becomes
seated and ends In obstinate catarrh.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

The Independent cornet band Of
Baton Rouge, La, is now a regularly
chartered band under the laws of the
state.
Madam Annie March has publish
ed in Berlin book called "Eccles
iastic Music in Italy from Palestrins
Until Now"
-Rossini's coffin was opened, and
after nineteen years the body had moi
changed particle, so well had it been
embalmed.
The Wallack theater property,
on the northwest corner of Broadway
and Thirteenth street, New York, has
been mortgaged by Lester Wallack
and his wife for 1892, 900 at 6 per cent
for ten years. The money was ad'
vanced by Frederick A. Lovecraft.
1t is believed that the money thus
obtained is to be devoted to the com.
pletion of the exterior or Office por.
ton of the theater building.
Next season." says Mr.. William
Crane, of Robinson and Crane, "we
shall rely very largely upon the new
comedy which Bronson Howard is
now writing for us. This is not yet
finished. Indeed, it is to a great ex-
tent only plotted out. But Mr..
Howard this week read to us what
be had done, and gave us his idea OF
the remainder of the play. We are
entirely satisfied with it, and regard
its probable success most hopefully.
1t is by no means a farcical comedy,
though our two coined parts are ex-
oeedingly funny. There is a serious
purpose in the play, and it is written
altogether on high comedy lines. We
expect to begin rehearsals about Sept.
1, and shall open our season about
Sept. 26, in New York, where we
play for eight weeks"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
Hard Hearted.

Omaha Gasette.
The girls that 60 to school will tell
the public what they have learned TO-
night. The "past associations" and
culture to carve out for ourselves" and
other stock remarks will indulge
themselves. Which remind us that
The Gazette with wholesome desire
to fill long felt want and a deep
leather pocket-book, wishes to say
that it holds itself ready to publish all
essays, original poems, valedictories,
and so forth-at the regular rate,
twenty cents line, bourgeois, each
display line to count two and double
adjectives five cents each extra.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

A Wall Street man with an absorb
ing love for two nephews told these
stories of them recently: "My little
three-year-old nephew was playing in
a pile of sand the other day and his
mother saw him through the window.
She called to him and told him If she
saw him there again she would have
to whip him. He replied: Well,
mamma, you had better not look out
of the window, then, cause I'm going
to do it again Another one, aged
six, has been visiting his aunt, and
after a spell of misbehavior, on his
part, she took him into the parlor to
reason with him. In telling his mother
about it afterward he said: Il thought
at first she was going to lick me. but
she just talked, talked. talked. ~
Golden Days.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
SALT ON HIS CUTICLE.

New York World.
The wild and ferOcious war-whoop
of M. Halstead. the Cincinnati man
who didn't 60 to the war, but who
wanted Sherman turned out of the
army for insanity and Grant for
drunkenness, and who wanted some
body to take Abraham Lincoln by
the heels and beat his brains out
against wall, is heard even above
the frenzied screeches of Foraker,
Fairchild and Private DalzelI. The
flag incident has been as salt upon his
abraded cuticle. The believing of
the casual kline of the pennyroyal
variety has not been so acute since
the stock fodder gave out in 1884.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

convicted of train wrecking, and will
get from five to twenty years at hard
labor in the pen, at the hands of a
Kansas City jury. Justice is often
quite tardy, but it gets there on the
dynamiters occasionally.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
PRESS COMMENTS.
HER LITTLE JOKE.

New York World.
A Dubuque grocer named Scott
offered to let a woman named Taylor
strike him with a Goldfish for % cents.
1t was all a joke, you know, but she
paid the money, gave the Goldfish a
whirl or two, and when it hit grocer
Scott it broke his jaw and tore off part
of his ear.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

Let the citizens of Sedalia make a
pull, a long and strong pull,
for the railroads at once
and the victory will be theirs.
There is no need of further talk
talk doesn't amount to anything
work and money do.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

AN elderly wit called to pre-
sent his congratulations to New York
bank president on the latter's birthday.
"Well my FRIEND" said the wit, show
old are your" ''Seventy-ive." "Hum,
seventy-fve; well, hope you'll rise to
par."-M Y. Independent
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

Queen Kapiolani's present to Vic
toria is an elaborate design of featb-
ers. The Queen will probably burn
the feathers as soon as Kapiolani's
back is turned, to take the taste of the
dusky donor out of her mouth.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

My daughter was troubled with Heart
Disease for five years, given up by pnysi-
clans, had sinking spells, constant pain,
great swelling over her heart extending to
left arm, and severe spells of neuralgia,
extending over entire body, doctors could
not help her. DR.. Graves Heart Regula-
tor cured her within three months.-Jas
Tilton, Concord, N. III. 81 per bottle at
druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

1t turns out that Strumback the
alleged Railway murderer, is nothing
but crank and knows nothing of the
murder and hence beyond a very
small sensation, he will have no no.
toriety whatever.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

FL. Rider Haggard says that he is
more DESTROYS of being considered a
good sportsman than capable novel
list. 1t may be casually remarked
that FL: Rider Haggard has an easy
job before him, in having his desires
granted.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

Take one of Carriers Little Liver Pills
after eating it will relieve dyspepsia, aid
give tone and vigor to the sys-
tenn. They make enc feel as though life
was worth living.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

DR.. McGlynn can abuse the papacy
while his breath holds out to burn,
but long after he is dead the papacy
will live and thrive and flourish.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

To the Sedalia Democrat Noonan
is guilty of train wrecking and will
be rewarded by the State.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

To get ret relief from Indigestion, bill.
liousness, constipation or torpid liver with.
out disturbing the stomach or .purging the
bowels, take few doses Of Carter's Little
Liver Pills, thev will please you.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
Under the Blue Coats.

Every United States military post is
supplied with Beuson's Capcine Plasters.
Scientific, quick-acting.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

Cooperation is the direct road to
prosperiry-let the citizens interested
in the railroads cooperate and find
prosperity.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28

The Sedalia Democrat can now pre-
pare to shed tears, because Dennis
Koonan, Knight of Labor, has been
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-28
TIME CARD.

Missouri Pacific.
WEST BOUND.
Arrive. Depart.
Fast Mail. ........ ......8:15 a. m. $40 a. m
Pleasant Hill local. 300 p. m. $40 p. M
Day express and mail.3:45 p. m. 3:55 p. N
Night express...........3:30 q. m. $40 a. N
sSedalia Express......7:30 a, m.
EAST BOUND.
Pleasant Hill local 9:35 q. m. 9 As a. m.
Day expires & mail.1l:10 m. 11:20 a. m.
Night express. 11:55 p. IN. 11:55 p. 30.
Missouri, Kansas & Texas.
SOUTH BOUND.
Arrive. Depart.
Day Texas express.....7:40 a. m. 8:25 q. m.
Night Texas express..5:45 p. 10. COS p. m.
NORTH BOUND.
Arrive. Depart.
Day Texas express. 500 a m. 1910 a. IA.
NightTexas express.1 1890 p. N. 1910 p. m.
Lexington Branch.
Arrive. Depart.
Kansas City express.l0:35 p. m. $50 q. N.
Day passenger. a. M. 3:55 p. m.
Sedalia and Warsaw.
Arrive. Depart.
Passenger & express...5:SO p. m. $50 q. m.
sDoes not run west of Sedalia.
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granted.