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Barge Versus Freicht cnrs.

How many thousand feet have YOU on
board" l call to the skipper of a large
barge as we glide past him.
Two hundred and twenty Thousand -
was the answer. That sets me thinking
a railroad car will carry 5000 feet. Cali
u IO;OUO. That means that it would re-
qulre twenty-five cars to transport from
Ottawa to New York the lumber which
mat single barge is freighting down SO
easily that two horses are towing it along
at Il good pace. yet us do little figur.
ing and see the practical side Of the great
question Of American transportation-th
freighting of our heavy products across
the continent. Perhaps we shall learn
something Here, within sight Of me. are
sixteen barges, lumber ladened. They
average 100000 feet. That gives us n to-
Gal ot ESQ 900 feet. 1t would require
26O railroad cars TO carry what these six
teen baFges are so easily floating. That
little wheezy tug, at an inccnsiderable cost
per barge per day, is doing the work of at
least ten locomotives. As look at the t10
and barges and canal, see how small
comparatively, is the invested capital. how
tFifling the wear and scar and risk. how
small the number Of men REQUIRED to 10
for the country this immense and benef-
cent service, and l eXclaim in my impa-
tience, 'How long will the American
people continue to transport their heavy
and bulky products Of forest, mine and
farm by that most expensive and risky of
all methods Of transportation ever en-
plOyed by any people in the worldy''--W.
IL. IL. Murray IN New York World.
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rrottlng wonders Of. the world.

The six leading sires Of the world, ac-
cordipg 70 The Breeders Gazette. are
Blue Bull, George Wilkes, Daniel Lam
bert, Volunteer, Dictator and Electioneer
that is, when all things are considered.
When one takes the fastest three Of the
get Of each,' says the authority quoted
from, ''he speedily discovers that n this
point OF excellence Dictator stands at the
head. His best three arc Jay Eye See
2:l0; Phallas, 2:13 3-4, and Director, 2:i7
Their average records being 2:13 l-2. Next
III order comes George Wilkes, whose fast
est trio are Harry Wilkes, 2;13 1-2; Guy
Wilkes, 2;l5 l-2, and Wilson, 2:16 IA
Averaging these records we find the re.
suit 70 be 2:15 IA Then comes Volun-
teer with 81. Julien, 2s11 IA: Gloster,
az, and Alley, 2,l9, Their average Is
S:lo ~. ElectiopeeF follows clQsely be-
hind Volunteer with Manznnfta. 2d6.
Anteo' 2;l9 ~, and Adair 2:17 IA, the
'ayerage rate Of speed in fheir case being
2l6 II, and when IL Is borne IN lnind,that
Manzanita made her record last season
when but years old, and tllat siie yyili
undoubtedly 60 faster this wear. n must
be conceded that Electioneer Is WONDER
fully well 70 the front in this record AZ
he certainly is in others. =
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hear the fzzinp noise Of the nov7o,.

hear the 1izzing noise of the powder
spired terror.
Saints abover' groaned the pool
wretch. "On such day as this the o11T
Will go off ahead of time!'
What did it matter? A few minutes
would not save him. The glass shone
with an internal brilliancy, and not d
speck OF cloud was to be seen.
Pierre. ''''7' 8 "ii'eU
He did not say what he would do.
Ihere was no use in making any promises.
higher and higher in the heavens moved
the flaming orb. Surely it was noonl
The half fainting prisoner held his
breath. The muscles OF his face twitcbed
nervously, and his eyes were fixed with an
intense stare upon the other end of the gun
Like the echo of an echo came familiar
sound waited upon the mountain breezes
"God?' gasped the miserable man
through his pallid lips.
Was it bugle? Even If il was it was
too late. If relief came it would have to
be at once.
Louder, clearer, sounded the triumphant
note, giving forth the sweetest ring that
the listener had ever heard. He threw his
head back, and the light of hope and cour-
age danced in his eyes.
''The devilp' he shouted, "yyhetber am
saved or not, these yellow dogs will soon
bite the dustr'
The Mexicans heard the French bugles.
and in another moment Quinquambo was
in tumult Of disorder.
But the defenders of the town, weakened
by the departure of their comrades in the
morning, were unable to cope with any,
thing like strong force, and no sooner
did the French dash through the outposts
than the MeXicans fled to the woods, fully
half of them being shot down before they
reached shelter.
Pierre's bonds were cut by a trooper.
who with three whacks of his saber cut
the prisoner free.
To Pierre's immeasurable qualification.
Col. CampOs and his command had been
captured on the way and brought to town
by the raiders.
81 must see him." said the spy. 81
have little settlement to make with him. -
Boom!
"Sacrer' yelled Pierre, chad forgotten
all about the gunr'
The smoke slowly lifted, and on the
open side of the plaza was seen a group of
dead and dying MeXicans. The DISCHARGE
had occurred just as the prisoners were
marching by.
One of the unfOrtunRtes was lying on
his face, but his uniform showed him to
be an officer of high rank.
Pierre turned this man over, gave one
look at his face and then fell upon his
knees in prayer Of thanksgiving
In the dead man he had recognized Col
Campos.-Wallace P. Reed in Atlanta
Constitution.
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CHURCH SERVICES.

AsBURY METHODIST kPIsCOPAL.-Sundav-P Preach
Ing at lO1% A. and n p. NJ SUNDAY School-
"a. N. end2P. NJ. Prayer rMeeting-Thursdays at
o. ~ r N, Rev. VIM. 3. Robinson Pastor
ST. PETERS PROTESTANT EPISCoPAL-Sundav-
Freaehlng at l015 A. NJ and "a P NJ. Holy DAYS
W A. N. Sunday SchOOl-2 p NJ PRAYER
Meeung-WednesdayS, at ~ P. NJ. Rev Z. G.
PREsBYTERIAN.- -Sunday-Preaehing at lOI< A. NJ.
ana "a p n. Sunday School, p. NJ PRAYER
meeung-FIidays at ~ P. NJ. Rev. J. 7. I'm
steG, Pastor "
ST. PoLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURCH.-Mass on First
ana Third Sundays, at 7.3O A. NJ and on The
second and Fourth Sundays, at lO.3C A. NJ
SStateehlsm Glasses taught every Sunday after
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL (ColOred) -
Sunday-Preaehing at IL A. NJ. aud ~ p NJ
sunday Sehool-2P. N. Rev. J. W. LGnkford
A. NJ. +. -Sunday-Preaching at lOJS
A. NJ and "a P NJ. Sunday SchOol-2% p NJ
Rev. J. w. Norris. Pastor.
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Yaried Tastoa of Rnnrdor.-


Among a lot of boarders there are al
ways a few who will kindly look after
your interests for you. If a man 90 out
occasionally they will remark YOU are ont
great deal; if one speaks of ladies they
VIII say you are lady's man, and if one
mentions having been in the company Of a
halt dozen or more ladies in a week they
Will exclaim; 'Why, you are indeed very
much OF a lady's man" They will even
venture to suggest that marriage would
be happy transition for you, and will try
to unravel the network of circumstances
which has kept you single. If one talks
ut all they presume ON good nature and
attack him from all sides. 1t is hard to
oppose the attacks of lady bOarders. and
they will dig up good deal of your life in
spite OF you. This is the way they do at
our boarding house.
But the saddest matter of them all is
the stories that are told. We hear them
rec1ted every day of such age that their
Oldness makes us shed tears IN pitv for
their decayed originality. The red headed
girl still lives with US, and it makes a
shudder to think what we will have next.
Then there is brought in once week or
oftener a clipping from the paper to be
read. We have our pugilist who is going
to train for the physical culture it will
give him; there is the lawyer who talks
OF boodler trials and points of law and of
justice strangled by the mob but now re-
vived; the artist tells us of the beauty of
the sunsets glow and in the evening
shadows paints the city red; the musician
scores us with recitals from the masters.
and were those worthy ones to wake from
their long sleep their choice would be
eternal punishment to that of listening to
interpretations like these. Then there
are those who discover something funny
In one whom no one else has so far known
to say witty thing, who will punch that
one up to get his wit and there sit and
coolly sip. We have the young married
couples who come to us fresh from the
fields of matrimOny whose tender touches
OF love bring our hearts in sympathy with
them and make us wish we could be like
one of these And so we have a house
hold varied in tastes and an even balance
that we may not swing too far any way
and some one to knock the points off at
every cOrner.-"A. L. c." in Chicago
Herald.
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Malone as an Arrionltnr,.,.

Ex-senator Malone, Of Virginia, is q
nervous, forcible talker. He tells a storv
about his first experience after the war Ia
endeavoring to accustom himself to cir.
cumstances. 1t gives good idea of tbe
general situation Of the southern states at
that time. 'It was pretty hard for me Ia
determine what to do with myself. - said
Gen. Malone, 'I, knew 1 had to have
something to eat, and / thought I would
try potato planting I took the old negro
cook out to the field with ME, and she
knew more about planting potatoes than
did. We worked away at It for about
halt day and concluded that was not
born to dig In the fields, and / told the old
cook that il was heap Of common sense
better for us both to 60 into the house. I
never paid much attention to whether the
potatoes came up or not, rs set my mind
70 work to earn my living without tuck
ing atah0e handle. New York Tribune
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Farming as a Profession

l do not know one educated young man
OF American birth who thinks of farming
as a profession. have sat for ten min
utes over this paper trying to recall an
individual who had even spoken favorably
OF agriculture as n vocation to live bv.
Farming appears to have completely
passed out Of the thoughts of young men
in the eastern states as n desirable ca
reer. Is not this somewhat strange in a
nation, the founders and first rulers of
Which were farmers, almost to q man?
According to recent statement a consid-
cradle number Of students in our college
arc willing to go into foreign countries rs
missionaries, and all the professions an
pear to have some attraction for the Young
and ambitious, excepting, alone, this first
and chief Of all, the cultivation of the
soi!.-James Parton in New York. Mail
and Express,
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a PersonaI ErpIanation.

A recent issue Of The Arizona Howler
contains the following personal explana.
ton: 1--WE must apologize for the wretch
ed appearance Of The Howler this
week, as we have been utterly unable to
do the paper justice. Our wife arrived
from the east early iq the week, and in
stead Of fighting it out with the lady we
married since coming to this place, they
both fell upon us and pounded us very
nearly to jelly. When we explain that
we write this holding the pencil with our
teeth, the reader will readily see how Inn
possible it was for us to make this issue
what we would desire. New York
Smyrna times., 1887-08-31
The aerman nIneI.rmlth,. nor.e.hoe.

In Germany blacksmith, when finish
ing q horseshoe, punches hole in the two
ends, and when the shoe is cold he taps in
q screw thread and screws into the shoe,
when on the horse's foot, sharp pointed
stud Of an inch in length, and with shoes
thus fitted the horse travels securely over
the worst possible road, either when rid
ing or driving, Draught horses arc shod
IN tne same way. When the horse comes
70 the stable the groom unscrews the
pointed stud and screws In n button. 80
that no damage can happen TO the horse.
and the screw holes are prevented from
hlling. When the horse is going ont the
groom takes out the button and screws in
the pointed stud, and there Is no fear Of
the horse coming back with broken knees
on strained sinews, and the public Is
spared the sight Of horses down or sim
Plug in all directions. Chicago Times.
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SECRET SOCIETIES

MORNING STAR LODGE, No. 6, 1. o. o. F,-Meets
every Friday evening, at ~ O'Clock
MCDONNELL ENCAMPMENT, No 9. l. o. o F-Neefs
month. at ~ o'clock
HARMONY LODGE, No. Is, A. F. A. M.-Meets First
and Third Thursday evenings of each month
at "a o'clock.
SMYRNA LODGE, No. 5, I. 0. G. T.-Meets every
Wednesday evening at ~ o'clock
SMYRNA CONCLAvE, No. 45, ORDER OF HEPsAsoPHs
Meets first Wednesday evening of every month
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WITHIN THE HEART.

Within our lives of conscious care
There lies another, fair and sweet;
All gracious sanctities are there,
And trust, and conservation mete;
A heaven that lieth not apart,
a spirit world within the heart.
Augusta Cooper Bristol.
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arasshQppers Al AIoe,lo

Grasshoppers are devastating tho fields
OF Algeria IN terrible manner. An at-
tempt 70 destroy the eggs proved useless.
~ one District 5000 gallons have been
goiiecDea Llila otirned lhls represents the
destruction Of 1850, 900, 600 insects.-Chi.
cago Times.
Smyrna times., 1887-08-31
Philadelphia, Wilmington Z salEinm. RalvsI,
DELAWARE DIVISTON

On ana after April 25th, 1897 (sundavs nv
ceptedl trains will leave as follows: eA'
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Baltimore & Ohio R. R
Schedule in effect July 3. 1857
Trains leave Delaware Avenue Denot wu,,in.
ton, as follows: 'ii'''s
ST nnr.A-r.

NJ HH.fH
ton, as follows:
EAST BOUND
bbhIiiiiageiphia bIl accommodation. daily c1z. -
~ ii Ph!a ma accommodation. daily ~ ~ ~
~ ,a'ieiIhla accommodation dailr - a III III
uIHiiiaIci ciphU accommodation daiiy ~ ~ 10 d. III
Pha q Chester express daily n ~ O. III III
"t 'iPN!A accommodations daily ! ~ a a III III
i,ii'!,''" :: IL dCcOn. luu..a:iJn daily m = "a al
phid " chester express daily x ~ ~
i,ii pilia accommodation. daily N - "a "a
~ HiiiidueIphla accommodation dailJ, : 5y p III III
i,ti, ~" accom- H. daily, except Sundav ~ - III III
~ hhiiiaieipil!a Chester express daily ~ - - -
I'''" accommodation, daily....gOO n m
WEST BOUND.
chicago, Limited, daily. -,o.
p11!tIINes Ohlcago $50 next mnruinu ~ - III
n:! DtIl9 accom- n, daily, except SundSv ma
H.nclhnall' Limited. daily. 10 ~ 90 d, II
navt 6aii iunaH h4a a. m, st. Louis sac n m
i3hi 13hSiiumore Accommodation. daily. Qoa,,
Si''"sl Sir'T"s" ""p ~ Louis express daily a. n ~
Mn Recommendation, daily ly......7 IN y m m
II o9 no "a - -, NDt;Nb Berg, 9 90 a m SUNDAY pni,,
n m IN. ~ u"lly except sunday 800 ana : g
Ira rTaInS rs leave Marke: Street Station
TOT fHlIadelphia. 80 m d0iIv o,oo,. c.,
J,ii,- 80 Ia daily. For Baltimore, az n ~
5"ii! t'i! f"r iandenberg 80 and II IN a. III ~ .
''a except sunday; 9 90 a IN Sunda, o d. ~ ,
"uu - =. IA daily. '''"! oliy I'D
- 1i"'H> i"I hlimingtOu-Leave Fhiladalnhio
s,,,u ~ tLu O. m daily. lisa m. daily aY-oyt
a. m ~ ~ w W ~ 20 a m daily; 200 3'O0 -
~ Fynr'ss IN tLa, uSl 10 10 COP. m daily ''-'
G. X. LORD. " Al ~, ,,,,,,
Manager.
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a. me- and resS ;yan leaving Harrington at ESQ
&lII NaYsr 70 and from Baltimore ria PoPers sougd o
passengerS f, III faih also stops at Laurel to leave
NOR. No'ut Oo1nd trains leave DeImar D do;
ton AZ az "a :" M IeguIarly; arriving at Wiimn,
pbia 20 56o a. & Baltimore G4j a IN, and Pbiladei
Harrir,l,o9 20 Z" m train also stops at sasCor5
S[[dgtnn r Clayton ANA Mddcown to eG,ora csys
On passeneeT5 L0 or ToiHS South Of Demar or lake
'eW CaH6 Accommodation Trains ns >VFtn 3F!il
G40 M 1y sDd a.; m n and 25OpI Leave New Ca'tc
Smyrna times., 1887-08-31
RRANCIIHn,n.


T~ELA ~ ARE. ARE. MARYLAND IL Vupc1Nr, d n
80 r., h@FFrngton F for Lewes II a5 M M X, IA
a. m. Returning train leaves Gay - stations II 05
$50 @ o2o % a. H. and 225 p. m Leave FisIit4g FraniIlgS
QUEEN ANNE d KENT p p
II I[ ~ CeniIeyille and way stations ID M iownsend
for tG5,IMAE6 G5xrri ~ ~ UesAtEAKERR-LeaveC CIav,o,
T. m week days d" "o IL ID. and "
ca,aiiiiShl'E aiHGGih'E & SEAFoED l. R.-Lenve eo.c.-s
week days >'"uohS II 20 a. m
,vo 0uNS .l SiECrL0SS-Al Porter with Newark
Anne Ss KIM E1iT3ad A. Townsend with Queen DetS
SChGSapeake Railroad and Balrir,%r,' ~ ~ I'eiaware
Waroi hailr9ad AZ Harrington with Delaware ware
Camhyido% Virginia Railroad AtSeafoT5I fTI%Srf ware
Dew York Philadelphia Il ToTG,lE VeidnaF Wi with
iocolloke' and Peninsula Railroad. 'o"'lco &
JR wo0b oC0HAS. Sc E. PUGH, General MANAGER
passenger Agent.
, 1887-08-14
Give Them a Chance

That is to say. your lungs. Also all
your breathing machinery. Very wonder
full machinery it is. Not only the larger
air passages, but the thousands of little
tubes and cavities leading from them.
When these are clogged and choked
with matter which ought not to be there,
your lungs cannot do half their work.
A nd what they do, they cannot do well
Call it cold, cough, Group. Pneumonia,
catarrh, consumption, or any of the fam
lily of throat and nose and head and lung
distractions, all are bad. All ought to
be got rid of. There is Just one sure way
to get rid of them. That is to take
Boschee's German Syrup, which any
druggist will sell you at rs cents a bottle.
Even if everything else has failed you
you may depend upon this for certain.
, 1887-08-14
SUNDAY SERVICES
In Cheyenne Churches During Day
and Evening.

Second Baptist church, Rev. u. I.
Thistle pastor-Usual services morning
an evening.
Y. NJ. c. A. devotional service at $3.50
o'clock this afternoon in the new ~associa-
Children's meeting. This meeting
will be held in the Y. M. @. A. rooms at
2:30 O'Clock p. N. All are invited to be
present.
German church. There will be Ger
man preaching in the new addition to
Keefe's hall this evening at 8 o'clock. All
Germans are cordially invited.
First Presbyterian church, Rev. r. E.
Field, pastor. Services at IL a. IN. and
8 p. NJ. Sunday school after morning
service. All are cordially invited. Seats
free,
Scandinavian Lutheran church, Rev. G.
j. Beckman, pastor. Services to-day in
keefe hall at 1880 a. IN. and s p. In.
to day. Every Scandinavian heartily in
vited.
South Side church. = Preaching at
IL a. m. Sunday school Immediately
after morning service-l2:l5 p. m. Meet
ing in the evening at 7 p. IN All are
welcome.
Church of Jesus Christ, John Eames,
elder, corner of Eighteenth and Warren
avenue-Preaching at IL a. m, 3 p. M,
and 1880 p. m, Prayers every morning
at 9 a. m.
ST, Marks church, Rev. Geo. G..
Rafter, pastor Tenth Sunday after
Trinity. Early celebration of the holy
communion at 7:30; Mathis and ser
mon at IL Evensong at 8. Special An
thems. A cordial invitation extended to
all. Seats free.
First Congregational church, Rev. A.
w. Williams, pastor-Preaching at IL a
m. and s p. m. Morning: THE Temp
tation and the Victory of Jesus" Even
ing: Paul Before Felix Sabbath
school at 1915 p. m. Young peoples
meeting at I p. m. The public is cor
daily invited. Seats free.
Methodist Episcopal church, Rev.
d. l.. RAIDER, pastor. Preaching to-day at
II a. H.. Subject: Repentance"
Sunday school at 1915 p. IN Judge
Lacey, superintendent. Young peoples
meeting at 7 D m. Preaching at 8 p. IN.
Subject: Enthusiasm in Work, Glass
meeting after evening sermon
, 1887-08-14

With few exceptions the steamboat
roustabout is fond of whisky and will
take great chances to satisfy his cravings
for the fire water. When considerable
whisky used to come around from Ken
lucky by the water route the deck hands
devised various ways to tap the barrels.
One of the principal plans was to force
the hoops slightly from their position,
then a gimblet would soon make an OPEN
ing. In this a straw would be inserted
and the rouster would soon be able to
satisfy his thirst. The opening would be
plugged UP, the hoop placed in its original
position, and no n would be the wiser.
1t was a long time before the scheme was
detected, and then only by the fact that
some of the rousters went too far by
taking it out in quantities to sell to some
of the levee Observation-Disclosures
, 1887-08-14

In a delicious climate, whose summer
heat rarely exceeds rs degrees or winter
cold decreases below SO degrees Fahren-
heit, houses and clothes are no source
either of forethought or toll. Paper is
the main material alike of architect,
tailor, dresemaker, and should the resist
less blast of the typhoon lay low their
mansions or a passing shower dissolve to
Ellp their raiment, a small outlay and
ready industry speedily restore the dam
age. A frame of sweet, clean woodwork,
covered with paper, forms the structure
of japanese houses; papier mache, oiled,
painted and ~lacquered, is the main sub
stance of every toilet. Furniture there
is none, ave mats; yet so important are
these reckoned that they are never cut to
suit the ROOM, the room is made to suit
them.-Japan Letter.
, 1887-08-14

Who can estimate the value of q chance
word in the sense in which there is such
a thing as chance? Upon the silence oc-
casioned by the sudden stopping Of a
street car there fell these words: 80
long as you can contribute to the pleas
ure, happiness or comfort of any human
being you are of Importance in tho world
and no longer" Whatever may have
been the object of these words, the
thought reached the hearts of a dozen or
more passengers, and it was interesting
to note the changed expressions on some
Gstless faces. In utter Inconsistencies
of any effect of her words, the lady from
whose lips they fell passed out.-Phila-
delphia Sunday School Times.
, 1887-08-14

For practical purposes, then, the bath
in water-without any attention to what
it may contain in solutions to be re-
garded from the standpoint of tempera-
ture. If the water is at a temperature
anywhere below go dogs. Fab, it is to be
considered as ''cold;'' from 80 dogs. to
rs degs., it is '~'cool;" from rs dogs. to
50 degs,, it is "temperate;" from So dogs.
to 90 degs., it is ''tepid;" from 92 degs.
to 9S degs., it is a shot bath" Some
times the graduated bath" is recon-
mended; this means a bath at 80 dogs. to
100 dogs. into which the bather enters,
and the temperature of which is gradu-
ally lowered, by dhe addition of cold
water, to the extent of 25 dogs. or 80
dogs. in the course of half an hour
Globe Democrat.
, 1887-08-14

Before the beginning of the historical
period, considerable skill in rope making
had been acquired, SO that it must be
classed among the oldest of the arts. The
existing relics of the ancient Egyptians
include sculptures showing the process of
manufacture practiced more than 1000
years ago, while the oldest records of
that people represent well made ropes of
great strength. Flax and the fibers of the
date tree were employed for these ropes,
but grasses and the hides of animals were
probably among the first materials used
-Arkansaw Traveller.
, 1887-08-14
An Enterprlslng. Rellnbl, House

w. n. Hunt can always be relied upon,
not only to carry in stock the best of
everything, but to secure the agency for
such article as have well-known merit, and
are popular with the people, thereby sus-
tanning the reputation of being always
enterprising, and ever reliable. Having
secured the agency for the celebrated DIR.
Kings New Discovery for consumption,
will sell it on a positive guarantee. 1t
will surely cure any and every affection of
throat, lungs and chest, and to show you
u confidence, we invite you to call and
get a trial bottle free.
, 1887-08-14

1t is no longer a question of doubt
although the contrary was once believed
that medicines which produce violent
effects are unsuited to other than desper-
ate emergencies. In other words, that
supor-potent remedies are calculated to
weaken and iniure the system rather than
reform its Irregularities. Among medi.
cines of facilitating effect are cathartics
and c~holagogues, which copieusly and
abruptly e~vacuate the bowels. Because
it does not do this Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters is preferable to the drenching
class of purgatives. Painless in its effect,
it is sufficiently active to remedy chronic
constipation. 1t relieves By. invigorating
the intestines, and enables, not forces,
them to perform the duty imposed upon
them by nature. Promoting the secre-
tions of bile in normal quantities by its
BEAUTIFULLY stimulating effect upon the
liver, it is eminently conducive to diges-
ton, and contributes in no small degree
to keep the bowels regular.
Letter heads, bill heads and note heads
- IL n
, 1887-08-14

are often too i'll to labor. but they havn't
time to take medicine and lay off. Sim.
mons Liver Regulator can be taken with.
out causing any loss of time, and the sys.
tenn will be built up and invigorated by it.
1t has no equal as a preparatory medicine,
and can be safely used when a doctor..cau
not be called in. In all commonldiseases
it will, unassisted by any other medicine,
effect a speedy cure.