davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
writes Beat on a Fun stomach.

FROM tIe tlaTRSVllle Sthr.
One of the hardest duties of the cdi
tor is to whoop it up for his town-an-
%nouncing its superiority ove al neigh
bors-when he knows the advertising
columns of his paper indicate that he is
a liar. Editors are human and have a
conscience, and can work and write with
greater vim when their purses are full.
No town should allow its paper to go
out looking like the advance agent of a
cemetery managed by a professional
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
Don't You want a Few Carloads,

From the Painesville (O.) Democrat.
We were shown by H. II. Hines Esq,
a small basket Of Dakota potatoes, pre-
sented to him by Mrs. w. l.. Bacon. who
brought them from Dakota. on the re-
turn of Mr.. and Mrs. Bacon from their
recent visit to the west. They are beau
ties such as we do not see this year here
and were raised there by our old towns
man, Myron futile, in what is called the
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
Going to he Some Rum.


1FoH ttFc Vic ItGHuDIIVHII.
The editor of the Kimball GRAPHIC
who is something of a shot himself init
mates that Tom Warner departed from
the truth when he claimed to have shot
eighty-two ducks at Red Lake last Sun
day. If Tom -ever meets Than there
will be fun, sure.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
We Second the Motion.

We hear the name of J. NJ. Green
talked of for commissioner. He is prob
ably as well and favorably known as any
man in the county and is a thorough
business man and in every way eonpe,
tent.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

The teachers of Kimball township pre-
sent a general Invitation to all teachers
and to others interested in the progress
ion Of education, to attend their first in
stitutc of the season, to be held in Kim
ball school building, on Saturday, Nov.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

A 5000 NE.-Mr. Jas. Mash, Of Aten.
Neb,, after an experience of four years.
in using and selling Chamberlain's Pain
Balm, says: ut is the best and most
reliable liniment ever produced" A fifty
cent bottle of it will accomplish more.
in the treatment Of rheumatism, lame
back or severe sprains, than five dollars
invested in any other way. A great many
cases have been cured by 1t, after being
given up as hopelc sly incurabio II
Sold by F. f. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
Notice to Fire man

would like to know how many of the
fire boys are alive. ALI hat are, and
are in for fun. would like to meet them
at the truck house Friday evening, Oct.
90, 1887. 8. W. Kent,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
Carry the News to- the People.

We will make proof papers, and guar.
anteea receipt from Land Office cheaper,
and make you a loan on better terms
than any other firm in the county. Come
and see us or write us for terms. No
commissions charged borrowers hero.
Lucas 8 Spalding.
Chamberlain. Oak. a9o-4t
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

No n is well equipped for q journey
without n bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhpa remedy. In IN
emergency is value cannot be estimated.
Sold by F. Il. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

A prohibition mass meeting was held
at the opera house Wednesday evening.
The audience was addressed by Rev.
Horning, Rev. Parker, of Wilbur, C. NJ.
Austin, Prof. Foreman. Scott Hayes aud
others. The Campaign Quartette fur
nishcd the music. and Mrs. Horning read
an excellent original poem. Coffee and
cake were served to help pay the Incl
dental expenses.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Winter Is Coming,
= Twill soon be here,
The season drear
or SNOW and bad sore throats;
Well then expect
To resurrect
Last winters overcoats.
-Ciothipr and Eurnisher
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Whoa curfew tolls the kneil of parting day.
And wife and children waiting are fer me.
! pass by the Arteaian Grocery on the WIG.
And carry home a can of FAULTLESS TEA.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Main street in Kimball is so feet wide
but it is unfortunate that it was not laid
out 20 feet wider when the original plat
Of the town was made. This becomes
plainly apparent on buoy days when the
great number of teams from the surround
ing country make driving through the
street extremely difficult.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

An Iowa man came out last spring and
bought a farm on time near Wekonda,
Clay county. He put in thirty acres to
potatoes and made enough off this crop
to pay for the farm. winter his stock,
take care of his family for another year,
and besides this set aside several hundred
bushels for seed next spring-Canton Id
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

When you a a good shave go to
William Frceland's, next door to j. Il.
Longs office.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

The celebrated Proctor s Gamble
soaps, White Ivory, Lennox and Town
Talk for sale at Bardin's.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
BY order OF COMMITTEE
photographs.

Fox the photographer will be at Kim
ball during the first two weeks Of No
vcmbcr.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Sheriff Ochsner took Chas. Thaycr to
the Sioux Falls penitentiary Wednes-
day. Thayer, who is a young boy. was
sentenced to nine months confinement
for burglarizing Bunting's store in Cham
berlain. Deputy Sheriff Foster brought
the prisoner as far as Kimha.l, and nc
companied Sheriff Ochsner through to
Sioux Falls.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

NEW TAILOR SHOP, just opened,
next door to Curtiss' law office. Come
and see me. Suits made to order. Re-
pal ring neatly executed.
esq WR. Dregas.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

A new line of ladies' fine dress buttons
just received at Bardin's.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
We've Sent Over Our other Pants.
From the Ipipy

Anyone having any castoff clothing
something mat is s,l,l serviceable but of
which the owner is tired-can do q favor
upon a needy n by leaving it at this
office. This ne Joke but a stern reality.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
Men and Women.
MIR. Danl, PacKardis very low

MIR. Dan2. PacKardis very low.
Postmaster Ochsner and bride are ex-
pected Sunday evening.
BoRN-Tc Mr. and Mrs. A. j. Greg
Org. . boy, October 90, 1887.
Mrs. P. J. Quigley left for Dubuque
Thursday 10 be absent for the
WHITES.
Or. Milliron is in White Lake on pro-
fessional business the last three days Of
this week.
Editor B%urkholder, of Chamberlain, is
standing on his head and whirling on his
ear. It's a boy.
Rev. ]. NJ. Boggs lectured< Oh prohi-
bition at several places In Chas, Mix
county last week.
W. A. Scott. the former proprietor Of
the Pukwans Pres, has built him a new
house in Mitchell.
Mrs. Owen. Mrs. Elliot and Mr.. Hayes.
Of Chamberlain, made the GRAPHIC q
pleasant call Thursday morning,
Harry Roberts is now able to be up
about the house. DR.. Hollinger thinks
he will have him out on the street this
week.
Judge Morrow's daughter Jennie is at
tending school in New Jersey. Last
week the thoughtful and kind judge
shipped her pony to her aud also another
one with it for his niece.
W. +. X. Parker. formerly of the
Chamberlain Register', but now engaged
in the real estate business at Santa Ana,
CAL, has been around these diggings this
week. He will return soon to Califor.
mia
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
OCTOBER .esEEzgs.

The woodchuck sleeps in hollow log,
Tie groud hog sleeps in his hole;
tn muskrat sleeps in the river bunk,
but awake is the cat called pole.
-Salacfa{
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
Certainly: of Course.

Dakota beats the world for beautiful
weather.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
ALWAYS READ THIS COLUMN.

A mammoth stock of clothing at Bar
din's to be sold at less than auction
prices.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

For Paints and Oils go to Henry
Cfegg's nex door to Ed. Brcnne's.
Call at Bardin's and get a sample can
of baking powder free. The best in the
market.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28
il is filing his last cavity"

There 10 no better sauce than Chilli
sauce, and no better receipt for making
it than this: Take twelve ripe toma-
toes. three green peppers. three onions;
chop all together; two teacups Of vine
gar, one teacup of sugar, one table
spoonful of salt; spice to ,.sta. boil one
hour.
Yes, you bet it was cold last night
said Baker, the popular barber, Monday
morning. MY bay rum froze up solid
and broke the bottles" (holding up
cracked bottle in proof of his statenent.)
Then when a customer, being shaved,
asked what quality of bay rum he used,
anyway, Baker wanted to fight.
Mr.. j. G. Haupt has measured a plat of
Of ground upon which he has raised the
Dunmore variety of potato this season.
and finds that he has raised at the rate of
$50 bushel to the acre, at 80 cents per
bushel it amounts to S105. per acre with
but very little more enpense than there
would be with an acre of whcat.-RVou
Hills Tones.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Selected: 1t was at a Sunday school
exhibition, and the superintendent was
showing off the result of his labor. Dur,
ing the exercises he asked tho children
who could tell anything about Peter. No
one answered. The question was re,
peated several times, till finally a little
girl held up her hand. well. my dear"
said tho superintendent, that's right; l
am glad to see there is one little girl who
will put these larger boys and girls to
shame" The little girl came forward to
the platform and was told to tell thu
audience what she knew of Peter. She
put her fingers in her mouth, and look
iyg very smiling, said:
Peter, Peter. pumpkin eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her;
Put her in a pumpkin she'll,
And there he kept her worry we'll.
Amid the roar that followed she hur.
ried gayly to her seat.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

An exchange says that no farmer in
South Dakota can afford to run his farm
without owning at least twenty-five
sheep. They will not cost to exceed 81
per arnum per head. They will return
$3.50 per head in wool. They will net
q .50 per head in increase. thus leaving
so far a net profit of SO per head. Then
again twenty-five sheep will keep a 1870
acre farm free from wild buckwhcat, a
thing that cannot be done in any other
way, ex .ept by an immense amoun of
labor and quite and outlay of money.
thus directly increasing the crop of
wheat several bushels per acre and pass
ing another large amount to their credit.
There is no experiment to try. No place
in the world will sAeep pay better than
here. Farmers, mix your business, 1t will
pay you.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

LosT-A RUBBER COAT, with
owners name inside. If party finding
will return the contents of the pocket
to GRAPHIC Office or owner he can Keep
the coat. 291-3t
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

"ssn Baby Wa sick. We eavs her castona,
When shs was . Child, she cried for CastoriA
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
Whsn she had Children, she gave tbsu Casters.
FRESH Cement at Smith $ lumber yard.


Parties wishing Silver Plated Ware
will do well to call at the Artcsian
Gr-aery and examine my line of these
goods before rurch asing.
2*5 w. H. Meierstein.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Miss Belle jacobson is now ready to
do all kinds Of millinery work and
dressmaking at reasonable prices. Lat
est styles of millinery.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Fer Sale.
sHEEPA0 head No. 1 sheep. Two
fine Shropshire bucks. Inquire OF
James Byrne.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Stamping Of all kinds at the Nor
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Go to Barkec's furniture store for
Carpets. All kinds, from 10 cents per
yard upwords.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

A piece of sheet music. eithSn vocal or
instrumental. gwen with, each corset
purchased Mt l.. ID. EASdin's.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

j. A. Smith, the lumber dealer received
a carload Of fresh white limelhis week.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Order your Storm windows of ]. A.
Smith.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

For Sale.
FOR sALE-AN A NO. 1 TREE
Claim-12 miles from town. IL acres
of breaking. Call on or address
A. f. Roherfc
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-10-28

Money to Loan.
MONEY TO LOAN ON CITY PROP
erty at low rates of interest.
2t9 A. E. Roberts.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-02-23
THE ELECTION IN GERMANY.

The German Empire counts about as
many political parties as there are States
and cities in the Confederacy. Notice OF
the recent election there makes mention
OF no less than nine separate and distinct
parties, and the cow counties not all
heard from. Competition is the life OF
trade in political, no less than in finan-
cial departments. 1t is stated, however,
that but small proportion of those en-
titled to vote in Germany do so. There
is but little satisfaction and less glory in
becoming member OF the Reichstag
without salary, and liable to
be set adrift by the Emperor at
any moment when the vote OF the
peoples representatives do not suit him.
The result OF the election last Monday
iavors the Government, and an increase
OF the army on seven years term OF
service will be voted in accordance with
the demand OF Bismarck Now that his
pet scheme OF military supremacy is in
fair way to be carried out, there will be
less warlike talk at Berlin Before the
seven years are ended the ambitious trio,
William, Bismarck and Moltkc will
have disappeared from the stage OF action,
leaving as fatal legacy to the empire OF
their creation an immense standing
army, a large and increasing National
debt, an intensely hostile nation at its
doors and great socialistc force within
its boundaries.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-02-23
THE JOSEPHIAN AMENDMENT.

The re.insertiOn OF certain clause in
section twenty-four OF the Utah bill by
Senator Edmunds was evidently a sop to
Cerebus and adopted at the instance OF
John T. Caine. While everyone
connected with THE DEMOCRAT
can conscientiously take the pre-
scribed test oath with the Edmunds
interpolation, we fear that some of our
Gentle friends will consider the
obligation somewhat Objectionable. We
have heard number OF them so express
themselves and one or two declared their
belief that it would disfranchise twenty
five per cent. OF the bachelor Gentiles in
the Territory. While we believe that
TO be an extreme estimate, we fear
it will somewhat lessen the loyal
vote. 1t is to be hoped, however,
that the obligation will effect whole
some reform with some OF our young men
and that Utah will after the next regis
tration boast OF more modern Josephs to
the square acre than any State or Terri
tory in the Union,
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-02-23
WASHfNGTON's BIRTHDAY.

The Washington memorial service
last evening at Independent Hall was
success. The quiet Chautauqua Club
redeemed the city from the imputation Of
entire disregard OF Washingtons Birth
day. The hall was crowded to overlooking
by an intelligent and attentive audience
The members of the Club under the
leadership OF their President, l.. +. Hall,
Esq, sang the old patriotic songs of long
ago, and with brief speeches and essays
made the evening pass all too quickly.
Mr.. Hall, in his opening remarks, said
that he unfolded his morning paper with
the expectation of finding an eloquent
editorial in connection with the auspic-
ious anniversary, but not word could
he find to remind one of Washington.
On inquiry among the readers OF another
morning paper it was ascertiained that
the leading idea left in their minds was
'"rhe Charge OF the Light very light
Brigade" at Balaklava.
Walking down the street in the morn
ing, Mr.. Hall said that he met two ten
derfeet, excursionists from the far East,
who inquired OF him the reason for the
closing of stores and the quiet of the
business streets. He politely informed
these inquiring wise men from the East
that in Zion it was supposed to be on ac-
count of Washington's birthday. The
crestfallen gentlemen intimated that they
had been so long in the wilderness away
from home that they had forgotten.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-02-23
BIRTHDAY ASSOCIATIONS.

The first robin OF the season ushered
in the sunshine of Washington's birthday
by his carols in the leahess orchards Of
Salt Lake. AS the robin is the home
bird OF the Nation, and his clear notes
are joyfully welcomed wherever Ameri-
can homes are found, it was fitting that
he should recall the fond recollections Of
Washington as the Father Of his country
and the first President of the Nation.
1t is true that more recent stirring
events have so occupied the attention
and demanded the strenuous action of
the Nation, that the events and acts of
the representative men of revolutionary
times have been pushed further in the
background than they otherwise would
have been. The Republic is a thousand
years old, measuring time by great and
crowding events in its history. But now
that the shock of contending armies has
passed away, and nature has cast its
green sod over the stain Of fraternal
blood, the recollection of Washington
and a common ancestry whose blood was
shed in a common cause under the Ma
tional flag has made it possible for the
warning sections to strike hands in indis-
soluble union over the grave of Washing
ton and beneath the stars and stripes. Our
reverence for the grand man of the
Revolution has increased with the
added love for the Republic which he
made possible. We are not demon
strative people, but those of us who are
descendants of revolutionary sires will
never cease to revere the memory
of Washington. Hand, brain and heart
have been busily occupied in making
history during the last half century, but
that history is intimately connected
with the great soldier and statesman
who stands at the head of the column
whose ashes rest in peace at Mount Yer
non, and whose blessed memory will
live as long as the Republic endures.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-02-23
POSTOFFICE DEPARTMENT.
wAsusoros, D. c.. Jan. u 70.

WAsmEoroS, d. G., Jan. a. 1897
)koPosALS WILL BE RECEIVED Ar rr,p
Contract Office OF this Department untm 4
p m. on April 2, 1887, for carrying the mail ~,
'ne United States upon the routes, ana aoco,I,
lug 70 The schedule Of arrival and Jonsr,,,,.
specified by the Department, In the TsrrI,a,o
u 0'"n' from July !, 1857, to June 30, 1890
a., L'Sls Of routes, with schedules Of arrival.
aru departures, Instructions to bidders ,yiu,
T1rr'lr' nr''r mn M. -
necessary Information, viii be furnished n,.an
appioat'on To the Second Assistant pos,,ra',,' ''
General ''A'iHHst"r
WILLIAM F. Villas,
POSTMASTER GENERAL.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-02-23

terests lie in the political redemption
instead OF the continued bondage of
Utah's people.
, 1887-12-14
Translation.
ITanSIati0qs se 49, HMf
Christian Henrik AYendTup,
;. Governor of the Danish West India Islands.

Knight Commando Of Danme5rog and D0nne6rogsmand,
MAKE KNOWN: By virtue Of IA Of Ordinance
lJ of 9th July 1885 to prevent trespassing on the.
fields and roads in the island of St.. Croix the follow
ing Bylaw for the island Of st. Croix concerning
Fencing, passed at second discussion in the Colonial
Council for St. Croix on the 10th October 1887, is
hereby confirmed. 4" @315 -.
, 1887-12-14
Christian Henrik AYendrup.
GoMverm0r for de damsk-vestindlske Der,
Oberst.

Komm0md6r at Damnebrog og Danme5rogsmGmd,
GJOR VITTERLIGT: I Henhold til A~nordning
Ul af Ode JUL 1886 angaaende Mark-og Vejred paa
Ger. st. Croix m. m. IA stadfestes herved f0lgende
af Colonialraadet for St. Croix we'd Eden Behandling
den 10de October 1887 v~edtagne Hegnsvedt@gt for
Gen St. Croix.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-12-25
MINOR MATTERS.

Express Companies Disturbed Over the Talk
of Regulating Their Business.
Special to the Indianapolis journal
WASHINGTON. Dec. 24-Tne express COM
panies are reported to be exercising thems elves
over the talk here of regulating their tariff
through the Interstate-commerce Commission
the same as railroad traffic is supervised by the
governments. The absorption Of the Baltimore
& Ohio express by of the old and rich cor
porations has excited suspicion among
legislators that there already exists a monopoly
much greater in the express business than the
people generally have any knowledge Of There
are probably dozen express companies in the
whole country. Some OF them are local in
nature. while others very general It is
believed that there is secret pool existing
among all Of the general companies and that
they all had hand in doing away" with the
Baltimore & Ohio company, which really was a
rival and stood upon its own feet. The men who
have made a study of express business say there
is just much ground for regulating that as
the railroad traffic. and Notwithstanding the
desperate effort thai will be made to smother
ANYTHING in this direction, it is likely that steps
will be taken by Congress to supervise the ex-
press business the same the general railroad
traffic. 1t is held by the express companies that
the existing law applies to them but if it does it
is a nullity SO far as they concerned.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-12-25
Attitude of the Company.

PHILADELPHIA, Dec 24-General Manager
Mcleod said tonight that the question involved
was not one of wages but whether the company
should manage it's own affairs or whether they
should be managed by its employees. He had
been forbearing at all times. he said. granting
requests which we're absolutely unreasonable;
with the sole purpose of preventing sale of the
property under foreclosure and a disintegration
of the whole system. The situation of the prop
erty now the general manager said, is different;
the property is about to pass
again under the control of its owners. and, as re-
organization is assured, the company has de.
termined to enforce discipline, matter at
what Protection is asked by who
prepared to take the place of the strikers, it is
declared and the company has been promised
protection in this city by the police authorities
TO the extent of six hundred men, If necessary.
The company has received applications for work
from large numbers Of men, and it 10 intended