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st Paul and Minneapolis courts adjourn.
ed during Judge Berry's funeral.
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At Faribault, E. A. Leach's sash, door
and blind factory was burned.
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Latest Election Echoes,

Latest Pennsylvania returns by counties
give Hart (Rep.) for state treasurer, &c.
500 plurality over McGrann Dem.); net
Democratic gain, 5000.
In New Jersey, the Republicans elect six
senators out Of total OF eight. The
next assembly will be composed Of thirty
eight Republicans and twenty-five Demo.
Gratis. The senate will be composed OF
twelve Republicans and nine Democrats.
The total vote cast in Cook county, Chi.
cagc. for judge Of superior court was 63,-
ana Democracy, received 56.OS4, and
Capt. Black (socialist), 9,253, giving Gary
o majority Of 1881 Joel NJ. Locknecker
(Rspublican), candidate for states attor.
ney, was elected by a majority OF 15, 1876
votes over all opposing candidates.
The Des Moines Registers latest reports
has complete returns from fifty
three Of the ninety mine counties Of the
state. These fifty-three counties give Lar.
rabee 81, $50; Anderson, 77.442; Cain. g.
124, and Farnham 81. Larrabee's plural
ity over Anderson. 1O,127. and his ma
jority over all in these fifty three counties.
1882. These same counties last year gave
Jackson. Rep, 92,097; Sells, DEM, r..
O36. Further returns on the legislature
show no change in the forty Republican
majority sent earlier in these dispa tches.
Ia Nsv- York State the plurality OF Cook
over Grant for secretary OF state IL be-
tween 16, 600 and 1900.
In Ohio Foraker IL elected governor by
nearly FL, 900 plurality and there will be
an Increased Republican membership in
both houses Of the legislature.
A complete statement OF the vote in
Massachusetts shows the plurality OF Gov.
Ames to be nearly $4,000.
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Minneapolis Minr., July 9th, 1887.
will say that have been practition.
er OF medicine for 80 years. have given
Prof. Bakers treatment for rupture an ex-
acting trial OF 8 months. and am more
than pleased with the result. believe it
will cure the worst case OF rupture. Doctor
I. N. Cohen, 1926 Aldrich Ave., City.
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ecSCacy, sentiment ana pride, the
crowd OF suitors made their offers,
extolling their several excellences and
advantages over each other and every-
body else, and inodestly bringing into
view those points wherein they bid
defiance to the human race at large
and aspired to be divinities. But to-
day, as yesterday, none was found
superior to the princess; one after an
other was duly admitted and dismiss.
cd with a consolatory cigar, and the
promise that his name should not be
handed in to Mrs. Grundy, who, pen
in hand. sat in the reporters chair:
and still the little princess waited,
smiling and peerless, upon her throne,
in royal but wearying single blessed
ness. Yet all this while the str ange
young man who had come in with the
rest, said never q word to press his
suit, and while the others were kneeling,
and praying, and grooming, and max.
ing no end Of q TODD. he alone stood
upright and silent, and held his head
straight and high, as it in proud dis
dam.
The little princess was only q WON.
pm after all. 80 Of course she grew
plqued at last.
pray, Why do you come here, you, !"
she said, pointing her tiny, ivory finger
at him with an inimit able mixture OF
grace and scorn, s'if not to WOO me
with the rest?"
Il come to wed, lady, not to woo,"
he answered gravely, and moved for.
ward with unbending head.
ITO wed" echoed the princess, With
. laugh that rang forth 90 deliciously
sweet, that to hear it was to think
only Of the ripple OF silver waves
against shores Of the purest crystal.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-04-29

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line Ans :" rarA ~ 49,
mense dogs wn'cn are ms eons'sns
companions curing n,' "s'<' 40 ssl
pies' C"soago 1s'o
MI. John Manamsker' o. xniar
delphia, carries yoUO.VW insurance. on
his life, ). 3. Stetson yolo'W@ ano
Hamilton Disston vooo'oo
Italy . TO have anew review: sven
exclusively TO the discussion Q! Iema-
nine interests tanny 1amP'n' oh,-
FARO Is 70 be the editor o. tne per'o@es'
~ LOUIS hePaosc0n
The eldest SON Of the German
Crown Prince Il such an intense parti-
san and hater Of France that ne refuses
even to drink champagne ana whi
drink only German wines
I'm the Greville memoirs Il b said
that the Prince Of Wales, when . boy.
was an exact observer Of btruth- He
wanted to become familiar with it, ap-
pearance, 20 that he would be able 70
tell it when be grew up.-Brooklsm
Eagle.
| The International Jury appointed
by the King of the Belgians to award
his Maiesty's prize Of $4,000 francs
| (fl,OOO) for the best work on the
! means Of popularizing the study and
developing the teaching Of geography.
has awarded it to the Mem DIRE OF No.
r." Of which the author u Prof Anton
Staubers, Of the Royal Gymnasium Of
Augsburg.
Harriet Beecher Stowe has two
daughters, by no means youthful. who
have never married They are both ex-
ceedingly retiring in manner and are
seldom met in society. They are some
times seen on the streets Of Hartford.
each leading pet dog. Though schol-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-04-29

New EngIanderss Impressions or the
weather Prevailing In That state.
A word about the weather in Mime
sofa. The winters, as every one knows.
are extremely cold. and many curious
phenomena are seen in consequence.
such as brilliant northern lights, or
auroral displays. sometimes very start
ling. as when red clouds like a mist
suddenly appear in the atmosphere,
rising and falling, dropping at times
as low as the house-tops. and disap-
pearing as suddenly, and at distance
giving an appearance Of great con-
tlagratlon; also. at sunset, the appear
ance Of sun-dogs" above and below
the sun. and equidistant east and west
from the sun sections Of rainbows.
This latter appearance i always fol-
lowed by extreme cold weather. When
the temperature reaches twenty-five
degrees to forty-five degrees below
zero, the air is saturated with a frost
which appears like a mist, settling on
every thing, and whitening trees. peo-
pies hair. whiskers and eyebrows,
and covering the horses with a white
coat, giving very Santa Claus APP
pearance to a man with fur coat and
cap on, while the trees, when the sun
again appears. are objects Of great
beauty. At certain temperatures dur
ing snow-storm. the snow crystals
are Of dazzling beauty. and the air
seems filed with diamonds. You
walk upon diamonds, until you fancy
you see the sights revealed by Alad-
din's wonderful lamp In winter. fur
coats and sealskin caps are the rule.
SO that. with the heavy fur robes Of
the sleighs. with the ladies also ar
rayed in sealskin. one could well fancy
himself in Russia or some far northern
cline, especially when he sees great
black bears. moose, antelope. deer,
ETC.. in front Of the butcher-shops,
standing there frozen stiff. as sent in
from the hunting grounds Of this and
other States. The one extreme oi
winter is followed very rapidly, with
but little spring intervening. by q
very hot summer. with its thunder
showers, vegetation springing up very
rapidly with the disappearance Of the
winters snow, and the trees putting
on their foliage in surprisingly short
time. and II seems, indeed. hut . short
space Of time after the furs are laid
aside before the ladies appear on Tho
street in their white dresses, it being
the custom for ladies Of almost Al
ages to dress in this manner during
the hottest weather. - Cor. Boston
Transcript.
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nut then, you see. love him. Just that-love.
1 wonder II you know one little Bit
what the word mesnss you favored ones who
Down beaten paths with ali things smooth
and NJ;
win no false note 70 Jar amid your airs;
with no black cloud % blot your sunshine out;
No yearning want 70 madden In your prayers;
No "whyr' 70 deepen every bitter doubt.
Easy when MONDAY foods the clustered now
crs,
when wealth ana worlds approval grid you
round.
70 learn The fairy tasks OF smiling hours.
Ana ssdo the duty" fashioned fair when found;
passing decorous through the guarded life
Giving from heaped-up Golfers, smiling sweet;
Wondering that others fret 90 IN the strife;
Terming ssch WOO untasted Judgment meet
sFrendship." " Affection" fondess," pretty
phrascsi
Wen symboling the fragile things they mean
Like rosy crecpers that, mid grass and daisies
Twine over meadow paths graceful screen
Till some strong foot comes crashing from the
Treads down the tendriis, nings the nowers
apart
And the full moonlight, pitiless and chill.
Glsrcs on the bare, cold path-the barren
heart.
But Love his strong vitality asserts.
His quenchicss power, crush II as you may;
Tho slow rains rot. the cruel east wind hurts,
hut the rich blooms press upward 70 the day
Darling. the holy bond 'twixt you and me
Is pure, and strong, and prompt 70 do and
dare,
As when we knelt beside our mothers knee.
And learnt from her sweet lips our babl
prayer.
Then, In the golden memories Of our youth.
Sun out the dreary presents gathering
storm,
Or face II in our deep loves royal truth,
And q fresh link from troubled hours form;
Let the world frown or shrink, we two togethe
Can surely ride DER wilder waves than these
Knowing the cyclone brings the cloudlcs
weather.
And 70 some haven roll the toughest seas.
IN ne Year Found.
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the side opposite that where tI,s lesion
exists.
II was for him. and no other. that
assistance was besought. that 40
fretxers were paid! He who, in the
hardness Of his heart. refused 10 a.
tend the poor herring-curer! Il Is him.
self. then, who Is now dying!
DR.. Trifulgas raved like . maniac.
The dangerous symptoms increased
every minute. Not only were all the
functions Of relation dead within him.
but the beatings OF his heart were
nearly gone. like the breath Of his
lungs.
Yet he had not lost all consciousness
Of his deperate strait
What could he do? Diminish the
mass OF the blood by bleeding? There
must be no hesitation or DR.. Trifulgaa
would be dead man. Phlebotomy
was still practiced in those days, and
then. as now. the doctors rescued from
apoplcxy all those who were not to die
Of its effects.
DR.. Trifulgas seized his case Of In
struments. took his lancet, and pune
| turcd the vein Of his own arm Ma
blood. however. spurted from the in
cision. He frictioned with all his
might the chest Of the dying one, but
found that the pulsations Of his own
heart diminished; he burned the other 1
feet with hot bricks. but felt his own
feet growing cold.
| Suddenly his own duplicate sell
started up in bed, struggled wildly II
the last throes Of suspended breathing
a rattle came into his throat, and DR.
Trifulgas. with all his science, fell bach
dead in his own arms.
Whifl blew the wind, and swisl
went the rain outside. rs the storm
gradually abated.
On the following morning 2 corps
was found in the house known as thu
"Six-Quatre." the corpse Of DR.. Triful
gas.
He was placed in an oak coffin ans
conveyed in great pomp to the GENE
terry Of Luktrop, after the manner o
the many he had already sent there.
| As for old Hurzof, / am told tn
faithful beast may still be seen with hi
lantern relighted. securing the heat
at night and bowling for his lost mas
ter.
If this be true or not really can no
say. yet so many strange things do i
fact occur in this Volsnian country
especially round about Luktrcp. that
see no reason TO doubt the statement
At any rate, let me ask Of you ono
more not to look up this town of Lux
trop on the map. Our best geographer
are still uncertain rs to its exact pos
ton in latitude, and even longitude.
Jules Verne.
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HUMOROUS.

New Boarder Ito roommate)
'What does all that pounding mean
down-stairs?" Old Boarder (hungrily)
-s'Steak for breakfast"
In the Police Court. ~ Judge
'what Is your occupationa" Prisoner
-sT m poet your honor" judge
Here, Mr.. Officer. take this prisoner
before the grad jury Washington
Critic.
A New Way to Serve Them
Countryman-'Guess TN try some Of
these here vegetable oysters.r Waiter
Yes. sir" Countryman MN "And
say, waiter, bring EN- in On the half
shell. It'd Bits.
Mrs. Yeast -"This q very nice
cake. Did you get the recipe out Of :
cookbook" Miss Fussanfeather -
mo; made 1t out 81 my head" Mr@
Yeast-"You don't say so! Il Is cer-
tainly very light"
-Parson-"How did you like my
sermon this morninge" Parishioncr-
Too long" Parson-''Dear me. I'm
sorry" Parishioner-"So am 4 II !
sleep five minutes over my usual time
| II gives me . horrible headache. I'D
BIS.
The Pesky Flea
| The crickcrs legs are built 70 hop
| The grasshopper can best him
| But pcsiy iiess mile can pop
| On V . man and eat him.
| -WhStehaH Tgmea
| An Unfortunate Admission. Car
rulous drummer At Van Ness House 20
waiter girl who Is serving him Ut break
fast-'.You don't look % smiling -
usual What's he mattcr-wsahing
dayP' Wai1sr Gin Indignantly ~
mo. sirl I never wash "-Bsrii~goos
Free Press.
After the honeymoon: Two young
wives are talking Of their husbands.
You can't imagine" said one. ''wlat
: stupid blockhead Charles ise" And
Henry!' ejaculated the other. why.
his head must b. made Of wood, o.
something harder, for plates and dish
Is break on Il with q little difficulty g
the sea upon 4 rock. "-FtewcA Fss.
| Mrs. Fortuneseeker had been hint,
ing to Judge B., who b old and rich.
that her daughter would make him Z
good and loving wife. "Shs Il vssy
much in love with you. Judge" said
the lady, suggestively. II an sorry,
but can not reciprocats the affection
Of = young lady who shows such bod
TASTE replied the old Judge, reaching
for his hat and cans.--SAos and Ls0tAes
Reporter.
-"Tvc had two kinds Of wives,'
remarked . twice-married man. "Th(
first was one Of those timid creatures
who would swoon away Il The sight Of |
mouse, while the second wee altogeth
or different But II she saw mots'
In the room, instead q grabbing III
poker and killing II like : man. chi
would chase II all around and upset th'
furniture trying 70 catch Il between
pair q tongues. "-Exckanoe
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DOCTOR TRIFULGAS.
The Fate Of One Whose Door
Closed Against the Poor.

..Whiffy" whistled the rising gale.
"Swash!' beats the rain as 1t comes
down in torrents.
Low sway the trees under the blast
that sweeps the volsinian shore and
.dashes its fury against the slopes
OF the mountains of Crimma. The
rock-bound coast is rent and riven by
the tempestuous pillows that surge and
foam along the vast Megalocrida sea
s.Whiffr' sSwash!'
In the depth Of the bay nestles the
little seaport town Of Luktrop. 1t
boasts few hundred houses with
grecnish miradores sheltering them
from the winds Of the main. and four
or five steep streets that look more
like the beds Of mountain torrent
than public thoroughfares. Not far of
smokes the vanglor, an arctic volcano,
which by day belches forth thick
volumes Of sulphurous vapor and by
night fitful floods Of flame. This
crater. visible fully $50 kcrtses out at
sea, answers the purpose Of beacon,
and guides home to Luktrop the coast
crs-yawls, SHOWS. hoys and doggers
that pillow the troubled waters Of The
Megalocrida-
On the other side Of the town are
heaped up extensive ruins Of the Grim
merriam era. while the suburb, Of Moor
ISL aspect, with It's white walls, round
roofs and terraces calcined by the sun.
seems huge pile Of square stones
thrown together at haphazard. and
afar of reminds you Of casbah or Al
gerian fortress. The whole mass. in
fact. looks like cluster Of dice. the
dots Of which have worn away with
age. Among other structures peculiar
20 the place may be seen an odd-look-
ing building called the "Six-Quatre,"
from the number Of its windows, six in
front and four in the rear. A stceplc
rises above the town, the square stccplc
Of Saintc Philfilenc. with its bells visi-
bic through the open stone work. and
when these are swung-as they are at
times-by the violence Of the storm, II
Is accounted bad sign. and the good
people Of the place are filed with fear
at the omen.
Such Is Luktrop. with a few stray
houses on the heath beyond, scattered
amid the broom and furzc, as in Brit
tany.
Luktrop. however, Is not in Brit
tany. Is 1t in Franceg l can not say.
In Europef don't know. At an rate,
itwould be useless perhaps, to look up
the place on the map. even in Stciler's
.atlaA
A discreet rap Is heard at the small,
narrow door Of the six untre," on
the lefthand corner Of the Rue Messag-
licre.
A comfortable house in the s'Six
Quatre," II such = word Is known Al
Luktrop, and one Of the thrifticst in tho
place, II to earn on an average few
thousand fretxers : year be a sign O
thrift.
a ferocious yclp. something between
= bark and howl has answered thu
rap.
Soon window above the door Of tn,
"Six-Quatre" 4 thrown open and 81
angry voice from inside the hous,
bawls out:
Away with All intrudcrsr'
4 young girl, shivering in me rain
with . sccdy, worn-out cape throw
over her shoulders, inquiries II DR.. Tri
fulgas h At home.
He e or isn't that depends"
~ come for father. who's dying"
And where Il he dyingP"
by the Val Karniou. four kcrtsc
Aencc."
And what's his namep"
wort KartiG"
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A singular story was told me Of the
way in which a great mastiif who has
never been in the city manifested his
opposition to being taken" After
some little trouble he was placed in po-
sition facing the instrument, and re-
NAMED quietly till the photographer
pulled the cloth from the front Of his
lens and let the big glass eye stare At
the huge dog. This was too much for
the mastiff. who 1t once sprang It the
machine and pulled 1t down before his
owner could interfere = prevent his
doing any more damage. Then. after
quieting the animal and letting him zee
what was wanted Of him, he submitted
calmly 10 being "takcn," and was %
pleased with his photograph that Z
copy Il kept in his kennel firmly fast
ened by . frame and covered by Z
glass, which prevents him from exer-
cising his propensity 70 lick il with his
tongue. Boston Post.
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Railroad Mashcr-"N that that
man has gone into tho smoking-car
Ill get up little Irritation with that
pretty woman he left behind" Omaha
Fricnd-s.Bc careful. He may return
suddenly" 20. he won't be back for
three or four hours" "Suree" Ger
tain. He's her husband. Omaha
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"A simple remedy for neuralgia Il to
apply grated horse-radish prepared the
same a. for table use to the temple
when the face or head Is affected. or
to the wrist when the pain Is In the
arm or shoulder. Home and Farm.
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A small boy in : Bangor (Me.)
public school was reading, and came
70 the word napkin" and hesitatcd.
why do you stop there, JohnnyP'
said the teacher; ''you know what Z
napkin Il. don't your" "Oh, yes
aid Johnny, his face Frightening up;
"that's something ~ use when We
have company"
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"A fruit-grower says he could make
compost enough from one pig to keep
IN acre ~ grapes well fertilized--that
u, by throwing into the pig plenty Of
refuse stun, leaves, weeds, etc, through
the summer. chicago Times.
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tor.
What ais youP Why, you are pal
sled with fright. Your eyeballs start
from their sockets. Your body con-
tracts and dwindles in size. An icy
sweat chills your skin. on which name
less horrors silently creep. Quick, or
the lamp win 60 out for lack Of oil.
and the sick man die. Yes. the bed Is
there-his own, one would think. with
its pillars and baldaquin-a bell IS
broad as IL is long. and the closed cur
tains with their large inwrought
flowers.
Can this indeed be the bed Of poor
hcrring-curcr?
Trembling all over. the doctor drew
nearer. pulled the curtains aside, and
pccred within.
There, outstretchcd on his dying bed,
| the sick man lay. with his head droop'
| ing over the Counterpart and his body
motionlcss, like one about TO breathe
| his last.
The doctor leaned forward.
All! what horrid scream was thai
which rent the air and was taken ul
w the dog outside with his sinister
howlingP
| II Il not Wort Kartif. the herring
curcr; but he. DR.. Trifulgas himself
who Il the dying man. He Is smitter
down with brain fever. Full well h
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-11-26
HOW TO BREAK UP BABYS
COLD.

Clarissa Potter, in Good House.
keeping. says.
When / find baby has taken cold
not SO feverish and sick as to re-
quire packing. which one dfeals to
do because of the increased danger
resulting from any exposure after
ward, but a smart cold in its first
stages. with red eyes and running
nose aud stuffed head, tako the
little one in my lap several :'mes
during the day. and again 1t bed
time. and, removing boots and
stockings, rub the little feet-soles
and tops and ankles-with sweet
oil or goose oil, aud then heat then,
long and wei! before an open FIRE.
till the skin will absorb no more
oil. Then I battle aud rub the little
barred back from neck TO hips, es-
pecially along the spine. with oil
also. shielding baby's back from
cold drafts. and letting the warm
rays OF fire light and heat it inst
right. chatting aud thoroughly heat
ing till tue skin will absorb no more
oil.
Wrapped in flannel and tucked