The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-10-18
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--JUl1rg yoB MUS punish that child Or you
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--sElie HIM Course spite him Jese what
ar trg-in' 70 Do. Don't TIE Blue TIL ve right
olf IN pain Euglist. s5t5ars TIE ruc and sSllie
ttis ctilcs I'm rv-l1- 70 oa=v the Bole and
ber { q ~ conscience - I'as.sse Bla6e-
GR1PsA-E- who is 3 travelling InRn, ws-t 70
church last Sun1aT. and, being weary after
weeks lard wo-1- Eel ssissp The dsaro1
VINO Dassed tho c9--rl ulil0n- COX uUdgsd hl-u IL
the elbow 5Tgpszes-- UlaWEEe1lsd. turned Il
nls sal rnurmur1uE-
Get out. ] gaze you & quarter when I FRS
came Oh board tins tram -Lsglos3 Citizen
AsERIcAE-I suppose Socialism has moi spread
Mel1ean-We have plenty q them. always
have had- but they a. not mere theorists ike
y01fs-
DO they csn themselves Socialists, OF CON
ruunIsi, what
! dout kaow vhat they cal themselves: we
cal them b-lgaBds- Omaha World
KAEszsr CoSrEEsa11os,-.Ths Prince and
Mr. Blaine held long and earnest couve-sz~
tlOu- Cable GIspsteE-
Prinos-1oB live IA America believe
Blaiue-teE. Long silence
PrInce-E0u are travelling for
Elaine Health Long ElsnesJ
Blaiae-oui u p1liticE.-ArSs7nsaar Truueler
OxAEA DAxE-You have teen married quite
nuUD-r q fines
Cnioayo Grass wi3ow-Yes, Du1 ! shau .seve-
marry again
You are sijl young.
True. but an slperssitl9us- Should y
afraid 10 marry as,alu
-ln5sed. why
Thirteen is a unlucky number --CnsaHo
World
CITIzEN-Fro1D Chicago. believe.
5trangeT-HOu III
Cifzs8-What sem u Be the sentiment
there concerning TIE hanging Of t1Ose fellows
straugsr-l}Ot 70 hang. Everybody says 50.
Whole nine Ougtf = swing IN Z ROW
CitlzeH-Nins, ! thought there we're Only
seven.
stranger-Don't you heather out here know
that i takes une men 70 play bah-ORsal-a
Herald
CHICAGO GIRL-To settle little wager. I have
called SIR u ass y9u question As - the origin
u q certain popular joke
Humorous BeilDTs-W II, miss, am pretty
well up IL aucieul history
What J wait u learn is when that hoFTid
Joke about Chicago girls feet first started
Sorry cannot give the exact date, but !
presume il wac about TIE time outsiders began
% visit there. -OmaaH World
4 LosDoE YIEw-Fgrst English L4ady-The
paper says 3 number q American cities are
being dse0Tate8 and the streets are crowded ia
honor " The vRsft OF man named Cleveland.
Second English Lady-Dear Inc. Who can he
be-
Let ule SEE. They call him a President"
We'll II they maze such 4 fuss over a mere
President what jubilee they viii have when
Buffalo Bill pets back Ossaha WoJld
HIGHEs gDucA1r0s. What was the bigges,
school u fuackereI YOU ever saw asked SUM
me- bJarier II Oh Capt. Gloster
The biggest school o. iuackerel l ever saw
repeated TIE Captain. shifting his quid aud
bigyes1 scaOol Of uackerci ] ever ssw was Of
the Banks away back n -. But. L0r' bless
yO3. ma am. that WASH I 10 school u nackerel.
That was a uniVaTsity. -sOHsergitte Journal
IL city school a few DAYS ago the teacher
was explaining % the children the derivation Of
pit names. Now" she said. YOU all know
that The proper name q johnny is John Of
Tommy. Thomas. Of Hattie. Harriet. and 50 on
Most Of you are narneI after some relative
Jones after an uncle and Sue. who are yCu
named for" Before the little girl could
answer. Lutte fellow IN d back seat eeled out
After d tribe Of Indians" unintentionaIly ex-
posing MS familiarity with the dime novel
BvSton BUdget.