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New-York tribune., 1887-12-27

Colouc Paf i n1u TIE -cinti.lant genius Of DeFs
Lake ha- been cnr~raIu, h New Work frr week. IL
carries IN his poc<ct uncut which lc ,ly- has
made al the great ewe.lcr, or Ncw YORK from l'ny
down grou with envy. II Is an opal AMI IN iis nm
finished state Donan s1rs & "a socon on.v n size an
valrc To owucl by the car of Hls'a and worn
hv the Tupre-S. II f. larcrr than hrns r-s. AMI
hen -fil hc as ~" ~ puIei- ctg u ''T
cutting should hr accomplished uH ili> Stone "'i''h
tie .scptcrv az flaws n woull lr worth ~lO."'b 10
StnOOO Of course H. value l- -pcci Native u vas
found I'm ~p1sl Honduras. wAcrc Colonel pon'n has a
grant from f. ft1rt-furu i1 c1unr ton "lu Nrn'l i
L. Io-.eT. of toufr!c ate fame They arc WORK
iu- q gold lain, there and incidentally hndin- oph.-.
There has been lar-e amorut Of money sent by
Americans into Spani.h Honduras within Two "r r"e
years for the Development of various enterprises
col mel Donan night Not single crtcrpr-o
In the country has any genuine merit because a. yet
there are transport t'n cl'c, Ia the country by
which to brins their products 10 the -cacoast Take
mahogany for example know one company that has
pui S,po.ooo into the cutting ~ mlhDrany in tat
T. all dead loss. Tie timber after ~ i
cnf must be transported hundro ~ miles tr backs
Of mules over PERCEPTIONS mountain patls. sometime
rIsin. almo. .cusry iur tAou-1nd- ~ r'l ana
again descending with similar nhfupnr~s TIE 1hlunr
uu.f SWIM the mountain sire inIs for there ar' np
hrdgls When the srac'dsi i Trafic M" indI"ci.F
has become almost yAllt1ir A. precious 'taL II
the sane with al their 0;hrr products spanish il"n
duras Is heinz widely adverii-'d place for spHcu
ave venture but every dollar put Ia there nishl ~
well be thrown away
New-York tribune., 1887-12-27
MEN WHO ARE TALKED ABOET

a story has been afOat TO the effect that senator
Sawyer by reason of investments In tho securities IN
the Omaha Railroad owed dclt OF gratitude To MIR.
Lamar, for overriding the decision OF Land Com
missioner Sparks In the Omaha Rail- Dad case. and That
he would repay this debt 10y voting for his conhr-
ma Ion How little truth the is in any sn story may
be known from "a statement which Senator sawyer
made to friend In about these words when !
came 10 tho senate and was appointed member "l
tho Railroad Committee almost my ir, business step
TO sell out every railroad security that had ln
NY posscsslOn with the c.crVton Oi 1000 shares "i
stock I'm new rallroad n the northern part Of Wis
con~in. This stock had purchased not as an Invest
mcnt but merely 10 promote the construction Of the
railroad As # would be hnrifu To the ecnierpri-" ~
sell the stock concluded that III" holding OF was
not contrary to my public duty In all the tine that
have been on the Railroad omniitec Chairman,
have never bought Or hcld dollars worth Of ral
road securities except these
New-York tribune., 1887-12-27

O. T. WocOtt, OF Denver whose speech AT the am
oi tn, Nrw England cty created a sensa' on
second only to that mad, by Grady In his Ne"
South" speech year ago, {. 4 lawyer ly rro'r ON
and the general solicitor OF tn Denver and Rio Grand'
railroad lie has pIotod That 60 poraiion tho'fh
lnnumcraIo legal Gniculiio, I'm the last five years
1t was NJ. Wolc,tt's legal huo"l'd-otha enabled Tie
railroad something over year ago to meet STRIKE
Oi It's employees la manner VII ch challenged the Al
tcntion ot the entire cOaury. because of the legal
principle involved The railroad al that Tim" was ih
the hand, OF a receiver, Who Wa, an occr Of he United
states tour When th' strikers at-ni tod to ot>iini
tho trains, the receiver, on tho advice oi the raj
roads counsel applied 70 he nit'd state, Court "f
protection. Tho machinery Of th" In'ic1 s'ai''
not cloggrd up by any f'clne ~ depend "''
on tho popular Vote. which too often leads {" TEN
porzing action tn part oi state ami local author
iic, I'm dealing with rotou, as,cmhia-os. When ln
this th, court fatc instruction, 20 ih' hi'd
States marshal to sriAmou A. many deputies a'
necessary TO project tho railroad. the fiiilri' iN
mclatcly recognized that they hal met With :. ."
onI uu} ielGue force with which they co ~ NOT cog"
They gave ZIP 'hc 0-ht within fo.ty cllif huu.,. Mr.
Wolco'rs uamo :, prominently men. ol"d in COM
nccon with the United ~ta,"~ ~cratofs'!p. from which
senator ~T Tom Bowen VIII rrtfo in l--J.
New-York tribune., 1887-12-27
HE WORLD OF LONDON.
CIONlCLED AND CRITICISED BY MR..
EDMUND YATES.

yNNG PRINCESS BEATRICRs BiBY-THH QUEEN.
EiLIA At SAN KFMo-PARrIAMENTARY PRONG
IsKs-IHE TWO "oLD MASTERS" EXHI-
BITiONs--AN ENCHANTING BALLET
MADAME BERNHARDT IN HIGH
GLEE-PERsONAI.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
Brokers' stights.

There il bill introduced in the
Nevada Legislature defHing em-
bezzlement. We hope it will pass.
The practice of treating money
held in trust as if it were part of
the holders private capital is be-
coming too common. 1t is resorted
to by men who would think it be-
meath them to break open a safe,
but who are more dangerous ana
demoralizing to the community
than burglars The Immediate Sc
quel to every failure of broker
should be thorough investigation
of its causes. If it Is found to be
due to speculation with other peo-
pies capital, the next step should
be prosecution for embezzlement.
The sight of a few respscta ole
sharpers 10 State Prison might not
console their victims. but it would
have a healthy effect on a specula-
tive community
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
rOSbY,s RomhshcII.

Every week some new man
springs to the front and writes 4
new account of a battle Col.
John Mosby proposes to explode a
bomb under the historians To
a New York interviewer he said:
/ think Roscoe Conkling the
greatest man to-day in America,
What a President he would make
| know him personally. That fact
has enhanced my respect for his
surprising ability and transccnding
craftsmanship. He ia a kind of
statesman the Republican party
should be proud Of / settled in
San Francisco, the first place I
landed at in America. MY stay
East thus far has been at Wash
ingtoE. | have been looking over
the archives of the War Department,
preparing an article on the battle
of Gettysburg, l discovered facts
that will be revelation about the
battle. | will throw a bombshell
into the army of historians and
explode all the stories hitherto
given about the battle. Thus far
those who have written on the subject
have failed to give the true history
of that campaign. My article will
bring forth facts that will startle a
good many who have been pretty
much settled in their convictions
My article will not be sensational
at all, bat it will be like the throw
Ing of dynamite under all theories
that have hitherto been advanced
about that memorable battle.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
LAW MAKING L.
A California Paper Thinks We
Have too Much Of it,

- g
Have too Much Of it,
Last Winter, says the SacrameE-
to Bee, the Nevada Legislature
passed what is known as the Anti
Treating law. 1t prohibited treat
ing In saloons. This law has been
dead letter from the time Of its
passage, and a bill has been framed
for its repeal.
Here is an illustration of the folly
of enactments that are not sup
ported by public sentiment. Such
measures are never enforced. They
are worse than useless, for they
tend to bring all law into con-
tempt.
The great lesson for Legislators
to learn is to avoid the making of
unnecessary laws. No measure
should be enacted unless there can
be shown an absolute need of ii.
netenths Of all legislation Is
mischieyeus, aud, sooner or later,
needs to be repealed or amended.
The main work OF the British Par
lament consists IN the repeal of
bad laws Aud the labors of Lesis-
lative bodies ia the United States
are already largely Of this charac-
ter, though this Is. but a young
country. Legislatures are neces-
sary, but, aside from the routine
work required Of them, they proba-
bly, DO more harm than good. They
make statutory law a thing of
shreds and patches, in which no
consistency or system can be found
Their sessions are awaited with
alarm by the people, and their ad-
jouFnment brings a sigh of relief
from every body. Eaci raw youth
who Is elected a member of a Leg
islature fancies himself a Scion
aud rushes to the Capitol with a
gripsack full Of bills. Thus early
in TIE present session of our Cali
fornia Legislature there have been
about $50 bills introduced, and
this number will be easily quadru-
pied before the session ends Most
af than ara unpeaoSaary coma orc
pernicleus. and some are TIE yeri-
est bosh. The few good bills are
in danger of being buried under
the accumulation of rubbish. Hap
PLY, the majority Of bosh bills will
be killed by the committees, or left
to perish of neglect.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
Unapp.ec.ated cleanliness.

Yesterday morning the APPEAL
editor hired a man to clean the
APPEAL sanctum up so that IT
might be presentable to visitors.
AS luck would have il lady called
and the editor was men tally con-
graduating himself that the clean
ing was done just in time when she
cast a critical eye around aud re
marked:
why don't you clean your Of
fee up. l should just die if l had
to stay In such a place an hour"
Had she called the day before
there would have been a swell
funeral sure
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28

Office vacant, and to elect new
Assistant Clerk.
Mr.. Pike thought Mr.. Thomas
had treated the Assembly very dis
courteously. and ought to be dis
possessed Of his Office.
The motion to adjourn till tomor-
row was lost.
Mr.. Pike moved that the House
proceed to elect an Assistant Clerk
Pending consideration of this
motion the previous question was
called, and the original motion
granting leave Of absense recon
sidered, and motion laid on table.
Mr.. Williamson moved that As
sembly adjourn.
Mcdonnell moved as an amend
ment that Assembly adjourn till
Monday.
Amendment lost-Ayes ID, noes
a.
Notion to adjourn lost.
The motion granting Mr.. Thomas
leave of absence was finally re-
iected, and Assembly took a recess
till 100.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
ASSEMBLY.

House called to order at IL A. n ,
Speaker Mcdonnell in the chair.
Roll called, quorum present.
Prayer by Rev. Van Deventer.
Journal read and approved.
MESSAGE FROM GOVERNOR.
Approving Assembly bill provid-
ing for destruction Of certain nox-
ious animals.
MOTIONS AND RESOLUTIONS.
By PowelI-That Committee on
Education be allowed to have the
use of Assembly Chamber this even
ing. Adopted.
Twiss-That r.. l.. Thomas have
leave of absence until Monday
mex, providing he put competent
.rk t, take his place at hi.
(Fhomas) expense. Adopted.
Mr.. Pike moved that the vote by
which the above resolution wa:
adopted be reconsidered.
There was considerable discus
sion, participated in by Pike
Drury. Williamson, Smith, McCon
nell, Twiss and Egan, in which il
was held that the absence of the
Assistant Chief Clerk would inval
idate any action ON bills and othel
business Of the Assembly. N,
other clerk being present to per
form his duties, tMr. Thomas lef
fer San Francisco last evening.
Mr.. Drury commended that the ont,
way the Assembly could proceed
with business was to declare III,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
A Big Contract

Rev. A. &. Bane, of Grace
Church, Stockton. has taken a big
contract He has breaches ser
mon on Stockton by Gas Light,
aud will preach another on the
same subject next Sunday evening.
He proposes to improve the morals
of that town and especially the
morals of the mem bers of the
churches by telling the truth and
exposing the shortening of old
and young men, married and SIN
gle, boys and girls and frisky maIus
and frulicsome wives.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28

Last Sunday morning when the
church bells rang q man was seen
rushing frantieally through the
Ormsby House yelling Ere in his
nieht clothes. 1t proved to be As
semblynaa Mcdonnell of Hun-
beldt. who was unaceust0ned to
the strange noise Of church bells
calling sinners TO prayers.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
A Confusion of Names.

Yesterday friend of the ex-State
Surveyor General asked the editor
Of the APPEAL if he was down on
Preble. An understanding was
soon arrived at. He had seen
some articles directed against the
u. s. Surveyor General, the Mug
wump located at Reno, and had
COMPOUNDED him with the State
Surveyor General who is a straight
Republican located at Carson. 1t
i. to be hoped that in future no
one will confound the two.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
Mr.. Alfred Helm of tn

Mr.. Alfred Helm of this city
says that he used to live in the
save county in Iowa with g. w.
Irish, the new u. S Surveyor Gen
erAl 1t was Republican county
by 800 majority, yet Irish used to
carry it whea elected County Sur
veyor by 900 majority while run
ming on the Democratic ticket A
man that can command such a
vete under sach circumstances
must have a reasonably good re-
esrd
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
ALI SORTS.
Wizard OilatG Geo Thaxters.

Wizard Oil atGee. Thaxters.
Some 40, 900 men were ordered
out on a strike in the East
Six buildings were burned in
Sutro day before yesterday.
Livingston says that his punch
beats beth Stewards and Steven
sonss.
-FoR SALE-The residence now
occupied by Mr.. Preble and family
Inquire at residence.
The bill introduce d by Senator
Harris regarding advertising rates
was introduced by request and
withdrawn.
--Ex Surveyor General Preble
offers his fine residence for sale as
he is about to remove to Rene. This
is rare chance for somebody.
Let it be positively understood
that Schneider & Simas, the pho
tographers opposite the Mint. are
the artists selected to make the
official State group for 1887
Some one remarked the other
day that the Journal editor at
Reno was lying very low, probably
to catch hi. wind" The APPEAL
never before heard No. : charged
with being out of wind.
"A. Fl. Beck & Co. of the SSH
yer Star" Touring mills. have just
received the silver medal awarded
them by the State Agricultural So
ciety, for the finest display of Ne
vada -four. 1t is very pretty and
is highly priced.
Ayers Sarsaparilla, being high
ly concentrated, requires smaller
dose, and is more effective, dose for
dose, than any other blood medi-
cine. 1t is the cheapest, because
the best. Quality and not quantity
should be considered.
Ayers Pills cure constipation,
improve the appetite, promote d.
gestion, restore healthy action, and
regulate every function. They are
pleasant to take, gentle In their OPP
Grafton, yet thorough, searching,
and powerful in subduing disease.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28

There was a long discussion in
the Assembly chamber last evening
over the Normal School Bill. Sen
ator Stewart, Colonel Ellis, Regent
Shaw. General Clarke, Attorney
General Alexander and others took
part in the debate which lasted un-
til about midnight.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
THIRTEENTH SESSION
TWENTY SECOND DAY.
SENATE.

Senate met at II A. NJ, President
in the chair.
Roll called, quorum present.
Prayer by Rev. George r. Davis.
Journal read and approved.
INTRODUCTION OF BILLS.
BY Kaiser--S. b. %, an Act pro-
viding for the purchase of land at
Saltwater and the erection of a
hospital thereon, for Churchill
county. Referred to Committee of
the Whole.
BY Noteware Resolution relative
to payment of wages of Mr.. James
Sturgeon as janitor of Committee
rooms. Adopted.
BY Briggs B. No. 80, an Act
to encourage the building of rail
road through White Pine county,
etc. Referred to Committee on
Railroads and Corporations.
GENERAL FILE.
S. b. No. 29-An Act relative to
partnership affairs and publication
thereof Amendments accepted
and bill ordered engrossed.
S. 3. No. 11.-An Act relative to
payment of salary of Charles E.
Laughton in the sum of $4,000.
Read third time and passed.
S. 3. No. AZ Relative to paying
o. HI. Gallop $1,000 for services as
State Librarian Read third time
and passed.
S. B. No. 45-An Act relating to
propagation and planting of fish in
the waters of the State. Read and
passed.
Senator Poujade gave notice that
he will on tomorrow move a recon
sideration of the vote by which S.
B. No. 40 was passed.
At II NJ. Senate took a recess till
l o'clock P NJ
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
The new Mugrump paper i

The new Mugwump paper In
Hawthorne hits the APPEAL SEINE
dreadful raps BY spelling its name
with small a. It's such things
as these that make the regret uHi-
versal that the .prsfessien OF iear-
nalism in Nevada shsuIi lave be-
come waste aamp Ter failures in
the legal proFessisn.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
A Malicious Report.

The Winnemuoca Silver State
says the report of the suicide at
Tuscarera, of Miss Sarah Arndale.
proves tn be malicious falsehend
The young lady ia reported in good
health
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
AFTERNOON SESSION.
President in the chair.

GENERAL FILE CONTINUED.
s. b. No. 35.-An Act to gain
the consent of the people of Ne
vada to the annexation of addi
tional territory. Referring to part
of Idaho. Amendments proposed
and defeated. Much argument pro
and con concerning the matter.
Senator Poujade moved to strik e
the preamble from the bill, claim
ing it to be derogatery to Nevada
as State. Lost. Bill read third
time and passed.
Senate Concurrent Resolution
No. 11-Relative to yinicultural
improvement en- the Pacific Coast.
Ordered engrossed.
S. B. No. 47-An Act to author
ize Commissioners of Washoe coun-
ty to issue bonds for construction Of
bridges across the Truckee River.
Considered engrossed, read third
time and passed.
Message from Governor approx
ing Senate Bill No. 25-An Act to
authorize the payment of bonds of
Esmeralda county
Message from Il. I. Hale, Chair
man of Assembly Com mittee on
Education, inviting the Senate to
meet in consultation on State Uni
versity affairs, in the Assembly
chamber this evening.
Adjourned.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28
NOTICE

There will be a Masonic social
this evening at the Masonic Hall,
commencing at S o'clock. ALI Ma
sons are cordially invited.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-01-28

wzssm hosy was siek, ve Fs~c lar cnzsceir.
Whsn chs WINS q Chisd she ~Tied fer Cs<sectA,
ylsan s.ae besezee E;ss, she oszng 10 Casasmia,
WAR@helset0Aadsu sAe gs-vsssra ozsszA
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-03-02
Notice of Foreclosure.

Whereas Hiram W. Judkius aud Lcandel
Judkins, on the first day of May. ID lsl2 by
TINS deed of Mortgage of hat date aud record
I'd in the somerset Registry al deeds Vol 13T
page 49, convey ii to one Bcnilmin Judkius
then IN full life tut since deceased II certain
parcel of RrHi Estate situated in toluNillc III
the County OF Somerset an bounded an the
West by the old County tuId leading from
>kowhegnu to Athens Village, On the North by
land OF Augustus Wolthn.. ON the East by
land of u. barker and sylvester Dow, and ON
the South by land OF Peter Nalhon and Mr Dyer
containing sixty acres more or less also
other piece of Real Estate situated in said
Corntillt aud bounded on the East by the
above named County road, and >0uth hy land
of : 7. smith and j. NJ. Greene, TN the West
Ivy land ofJ. +. Parsons and David Pcrkius and
ON the North by Hnd ot David Perkins and
\nhnm Chamberlain and the Baptist Getting
Ii use lot containing sixty acres more or less
aud the me premises thai day conveyed by
the said Benjamin .JudltinS to said muItgagOrs;
aud whereas the conditions of said mortgage
has been broken by reason whereof. |, as Adj
mInslrator of the goods and estate which
were of -aid Benz amin .Jndkins, claim to fore
close said mortgage aud give thus notice for
the purpose of furcclosing sail MOI tgagr.
JOSEPH W JCDkINS
Administrator Of Estate of Benjamin Judkins.
Curuvillc, Feb, II, 1887. 3w7
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-03-02

Said little girl to her teacher "Mauma
gives me two cents every day for taking dose
Of tharonghwort tea without making any fuss
about it." Indeed Ard what do you 10
with So much money =" "Oh mamma take,
care Of it for me, and uses it to buy more thor
onghwori tea -"
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-03-02

THE SPIDERS REVENGE There was n
young man in the monkey house of the
Philadelphia Geological Garden the other
day, accompanied by two stylshly dressed
young girls. They were watching two
of the monkeys in their daily collar-and-
elbow wrestling about. A little monkey
with a white breast whose pugilistic abi-
tiles have gained for him the name of the
Carpenter Street Spider was an inter
ested spectator of the fight, and had his
brown back to the bars. The smart
young man wanted to amusc the girls,
and in imitation of midnight assassin,
plunged a pin in the back of the "Carpcn-
ter Street Spider" There was shrek,
bound, and then the monkey expressed
his Indignation by vigorous chattering
and at the same time hurled handful OF
sawdust into the open mouth of the
laughing young man.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-03-02

MAKE TIE ORDER l'sEFI-L.--Thc funds
of the state grange should 90 to strength.
en- the subordinate oranges. a grange
should not be left to its own resources
after hasty and impcrfcctly performed
organization. Visits for Il few meetings
should he provided for, until the mem
beers are properly instructed and well in
formed in the principles of the order. 1t
speaks voumcS for the Patrons in Con-
necticut when all things are considered,
that so good n showing is made. Keep
the good worl: going DO not try to
make shOwmcn Of your worthy masters !;
rather look higher secure representation
ON the agricultural board, in the Lcgisa-
ture, etc, and then work together 10
strengthen the hands and help the useful
ness of men in these positions and their
work. Have the elementary principles of
agriculture taught in your public schools.
See that your agricultural school or col
lege is properly and sufficiently endowed
and fiji it with your boys. Provide an
other, fill it with your girls. You will
then leave the world :hc better for your
having lived in it and deserve the reward
of "Wcll done, good and faithful serv-
ant. - ljhigeWe (CL) GraHge.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-03-02
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The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-03-02
Above all other earthly i'll.

Above all other earthly i'll,
hate the big old-fashioned pills;
BY slow degrees they downward wcnd,
And often pause, or upward tend;
With such discomfort arc they fought,
Their good effects amount to naught.
Now, DR.. Pierce prepares pill
That Just exactly fills the bill
A Pellet, rather, that is all
A pleasant Purgati, and small;
Just try them as YOU see their need,
You'll find that I speak the truth indeed