Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-11-04

WHEN looking for lodgings ;n,.
within, or go without. ''4o
A MusHRooM-a poor mans sto,
Ne1cmaaa Independent. ''us
Ir was the lady who thought *.
going to swoon who had a faint "
cion. GUS
The sorghum manufacturers w..
pious, but he frequently raises cas.
Newman Independent. As
+ THERE should be four pbo...
Hamlet, according to line in w.
Elegy-"The rude four fathers o.4
Hamlet sleep"
A FASHION item states that girls
braiding their street dresses pnt
Father Time is putting on fr;]1s :.
for he abrades the rocks.-Sylinos1
A Two-sroRY brick house feN on
Chicago reporter, and when tbey a
him out of the debris he had
column article written about tho
dent.-Ne,omaoa Independent.
"WHY didn't you stop?" said
passenger as he clambered onto The
aye didn't signal" replied the dir
II stood on the corner" "Well, I'm
mind reader" said the driver, ]ssbI
his horses.
A Dow-LEGGED man was STANDING
fore the stove warming himself f
small boy watched him intently ic
while and then he broke out: IS
mister, you're standing too near
fire, I guess; you're a-warping."
"WHAT would you do if nam
should dep" she pathetically asked J
little 3-year-old daughter. II id
KNOW" replied the infant, with do1
cast eye and q melancholy voice.
Impose I should have to spank myssl
"MR. JONES'" said a diminutive J
with a handful OF bills, "when are
going to pay this bill for them bo|
you have got on?" "How old are
my boy?" "Ten years old" eco !
tell your pa that you have got !
much curiosity for your age"
FIRST Saleslady-Marie! Seed
Saleslady-I am here. care you BUSH
Eyes" where is the other saleslad7|
"She has not come in yet. What
you want?" II want some one "a
and ask the lady cashier if she
change a $100-bill for q woman p
Omaha World.
! HARRY preparing for the country
There ought to be room in one Of
trunks for my things, I got you'd
Considerate Wife-You forget, del
that my six dresses take trunk ea@
But did not forget you. Here il
nice little satchel you can have all +
yourself. Tile Judge.
No, SONNY, when you read about
medical student walking the hospital
you mustn't infer that he takes 4
hospital out walking. It means that !
studies tile cases that are there p,|
sented. BY the way, there are ID
medical students who walk the hospit|
who do not believe that they could I'd
one if they had the opportunity. -Ter1
SUiings.
Mrs. GoLDLEAF, newly GRADUATE
from a very humble sphere of life,
fond Of using O French word now al
then, and this she always does wi,
striking effect. AS, for instance, whe1
speaking of some duty her maid-serra1
had left undone, she remarked, in
light and airy manner, "Pauline is
good servant-a very good servant
but l must confess she is apt to
neglige "-Harper's Bazaar.
Four Dakota editors licked by e
ragged subscribers during the last wee41
What record to go out to the world
It's enough to make an old-timer te'
like going off and dying. A few veal
ago it would have been four prom!nel
citizens ready for funeral purposes az
four editors going around acting MOI
ornery than ever. Territorial jouFna
ism is going down hill so fast it looH
like long streak. -Dakota Bell
"ANoTHER carpenter has fallen oil ~
new steeple and been killed, sad u
pastor of a Dakota church, to one :.
the trustees. "Has there ?-well y
send up another. 1 tell you well III
that steeple up higher than th0s
Methodists' spire if it takes all tine ca
penters in the country" II think ny
SELF" replied the minister, with
quiet smile, "that when they 60 ,,
bucking US on the height of steep.
they will find us stayers. '-DaS0'
Bell.
Two FRIENDS are walking along u
street. One of them, pointing "
house, says: There's beautiful pi'',
but it's enough to make man saa
look at it. "Why 500" "On account
its history; for, despite its calm ~
serene surroundings, it was built up0
the groans, tears, wailings, and NV
&c :3 L o1J men. W