The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-18
PiTH AND POINT.

and yet Edison makes light OF 1t. -Lve
You can outlive II SANDER in half thu
time you can outargue t.-Law Cir
cnltv.
There is one tie-up that everyone
can approve of, and that is marriage
Boston Post.
You should never tease blackbirds
They are apt to get raven mad. -Ptts
burgh Chronicle.
How to be happy, though married
try and get on without the hired girl
Syracuse Herald
We confess to the weakness of liking
to hear nice things said of us, Rich
mond (RyO Gilman.
The corncob palace to be erected al
Sioux City will be an Amazing ediiice
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
II Is not free speech but free explo-
sives to which the American people OBJ
jeot.-NeU York World.
Many man has got into n peck o
trouble by hiding his light under
bushel. - Boston Gazette.
The first steps of love are found il
the admirng stares of the youn9
couple. Boston Bulletin.
1t isn't called high mass on account
of steep pew rents; that is a mistaken
idea. Merchant Irareier.
The orderly of the day is very fire..
quent and disreputably the disorderly
OF the night. - Washington Critic.
If we are to have wings in the here
after we don't exactly see how we are
to get our clothes on. -F'Wnishing
Goods ReUieW.
Chicago is the champion curiosity
town of the world She has coal
dealer that gives good weight / Gin.
cinnaH Herald.
When the millennium comes along
Wallstreet brokers will be found work.
ing it for stock movement.-Ba Butt
more american.
Our best friends are those who keep
perfectly quiet when some one is
enumerating our virtues. Shoe aao
Leather Reporter.
my futures at stake" remarked s
Duluth board of trade man as he bet hi'
December wheat on ball game.-DH
tuth Photographer.
Church choirs in Wales are very con
sderate. They go up to the tops OF
the highest mountains to practice. -
New York Tribune.
Lower your muzzle," was the re
mark made by a Nashville girl to 8
young man who kissed her on the nose.
Detroit Free Press.
Ignatius Donnelly says the Atlantis
was submerged in the flood. but Moses
did not seem to Noah thing about it,
Duluth Photographer.
The editor of The Hebron Register
refers to the gifted editor of con.
temporary rs an egotistical wart.-
Nebraska State Journal.
The kindest wish we can express for
the Chicago anarchists is that their
death on the gallows will be speedy anc
certain. Boston Record.
The man who wanted to borrow 500
on his cheek didn't think the matter
worthy of note, but the other fellow
did. Duluth Photographer.
The boy whose mother whaled him
with iive-foot apple-tree sprout said
he had enough of Long Branch for the
season. - Waterloo Observer.
The opposition of the churches to
horse.trotting shows is looked upon by
most outsiders as merely a race pre-
judce. Duluth Photographer.
We hear great deal more about
college graduates in journalism than we
do about journalism in college gradu-
ates. Burlington Free Press.
A Charlotte Harbor man has set
hen on alligator-eggs. That hen will
think she has the jim-jams when the
shell breaks. Orlando Reporter
The Texas robber who made the
stage-driver give up his Waterbury
watch deserves to be compelled to keep
the thing wound up.-Boston Globe.
Mrs. Langtry imports her plays. her
clothes. and her servants from Eng
land; in fact, she imports about every
thing except her husband. Boston
Post.
Thrice blessed is he who wakes up
on Sunday morning and does not find
a step-ladder necessary when he wants
Il. !. AaL..-.al... III.