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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Lexington DIV. trains run UF Central tImn.
Main Line trains East of Huntington run b.
fasteTn time, which o. one hour faster than
Additional traina-NO. ~, daily except Gun
day, leaves olive Hlit as a M:Mt Sterling
% a. ~; arrive Lexington l5 a. NJ ARR ve
Cincinnati, via Winchester IN % a. M.
No. ~, daily except Sunday, leaves Clucin-
natl 2 % p. m; Lexington 81 p. m; strives az
NJ sterling % y. n olive Hili . % .. M
Point, Norfolk, and White sulphur. The train
arriving a. White sulphur on saturday lays
over until 10 10 =. M. sunday night
No q daily except Sunday. The train ieav-
Ing Louisville and Cincinnati on saturday
runs only ~ White suiphur arriving there
SUNDAY i0a no. and laying over until Mon
DAY ~ NJ
Noe and 4iun daily except that they do
not run between Richmond and old Point on
No 5 leaves Richmond and Washington
daily except sunday. Runs daily between
Clifton Forge and Ashland. Connects az AFh-
land fnY Colu IN bus daily except Sunday
No. g, daily, from Ashland % Clifton F0rge,
leaves clifton fOrge daily except saturday.
arrives Washington, Richmond, and old
Pullman sleeping Cars on all through
trains.
old Dominion Steamers leave Norfolk on
Monday, TucadaY, Wcduesda b, Thursday and
Saturday % r. ~, for New York
For Rates. Tickets Raggage- Checks. appfv
20 any once Of the q. q d Ryt or DopOts Or
Ticket ONCE % connecting lines.
w. G. WICKHAM,
"a Vice-Prcsldent.
~, w. FULLER,
0cnl Pass'r Al 80.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
Krout,s Creek Siftings.

Harvest is over and the weather
is still warm.
The young people OF the creek
took pleasant walk last Sunday.
Oren Ward is at home with a
badly mashed finger.
"Squibob" and "Wild Life" have
run away, we think. We have not
heard from them lately.
Berry picking is in progress
now.
Apples are very scarce.
The people have not decided yet
who will teach school at the Paw
Paw college. We hope we may
get good teacher.
Joe Johnson and James Hite went
hunting the other day and killed 5
hawks and crow and it was not
a good day for hawks either.
BAD SAM.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Homer, Is the name OF Rev. cheuvront y
baby.
Mr.. Robt. Wright, ST.. has had his dwelling
re- painted.
Charles Thomson VIII teach the Haney's
Branch school.
Miss Maude Grinith win teach tho school
near Wayne Piymales.
Mrs. lizzie Mansfield, of Wayne c. H, was
In town the nrst of this week.
Mr.. j. r. Ttmms, general agent of the
Peabody Insurance CO., Is In Cerodo.
Mcssrs. c. w. Berger and Coon Waite, of
Catlettsburg. KY, were here, Monday.
Mr.. David Hutchinson, one of our most
successful farmers, was In our burg yester-
day.
Jesse Wright had his new baby out last
Sunday showing him. He is very proud OF
the youngster.
Rev. A. II. Chittenden and Mr.. T. j. Fee
made a trip to the country last week and
were absent several days.
We are glad to be able TO state that Mr.. G.
T. segur has concluded not TO go West.
George is too good a citizen to lose.
Mr.. VIII Feazeil, who Is In the employ of
the door, sash aud lumber company. OF
Columbus, Ohio. spent Sunday In Ceredo.
Mrs. Frank Reyser, of Wilson'S creek. this
county, was In town, Tuesday evening.
She was accompanied by Sir. Lucien Nc
Ginnis.
We have received the sad intelligence that
Walter s. Webb, formerly OF this place,
recently lost his eye sight He Is living Mt
Springfield, Mass.
Mr.. Geo. W. Kirk, the genial photographer
OF Huntington, expects To take trip east
and will leave August I'd. He will be absent
till about the 18th of August.
James A. Hughes, son-in-law of Mr.. &. s.
vinson, is the Republican candidate for
House of Delegates In the Boyd and Lawrence
county tKyJ district John McDyer is his
Democratic opponent
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

We printed the matter contained
on the first page OF last weeks AD-
VANCE in neat pamphlet form and
if any OF our readers wishes a copy
to send TO n distant friend, or de
sires TO keep copy for future refer
ence, they can secure the same at
this office. The book shows up the
town in good style. Price per copy,
10 cents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The Secretary of the recent teach
ers' institute held at Cassville, failed
to furnish us copy of the resolu-
tons, for publication, passed by
that body, which he was requested
to do. Was it Incidence on his part,
or something else, which caused
the failure of those resolutions to
reach this office? We understand
Misses Carrie Holt and Addie
Feazell, of this place, were members
of the committee on resolutions.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
Wayne G.. III. News.

Dr. L. NJ. Campbell secured the
practice at the Poor House this year
he being the lowest bidder, his bid
being 81 As per visit, and DR.. ]. A
Taylor the practice at the jail.
We see some drummcrs on ouI
streets this week.
The levy for this year is As and
80 cents.
Squire Moore still continues to
try cases and settle all litigations
from a $500 honest corn debt down
to the stealing Of pocket comb.
+
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
The salaries of the conniy oficers

The following persons have been
appointed as teachers in the Ccredo
public schools for the ensuing schol.
asuc year: Miss Carrie Holt, Prin
cipal; Miss Addie Feazell, Inter
mediate Department; Miss Maggie
Kelley, Primary Department. They
arc all Ceredo teachers and all re-
.Celved grade No. L. The Principal
y 10 get $40. rer month and the
0'her teachers $50 per month, each.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The following conundrums were
propounded and answered at Price s
show, Tuesday evening:
Q-What is the difference be
tween an umbrella and a woman1
A.-One YOU can shut up; the
other you cannot.
Q.-How do you make a white
spot on a negroi
A.-Stick radish in his ear and
bite it of.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
Avn opera House ON the Rlyer.

Prices New Floating Opera
House was here, Tuesday evening
and the entertainment proved TO be
good. The band which accompa
MED the Sensation" was one OF
the best that has visited Ceredo this
season, and the music alone was
worth the price Of admission. The
performances were good throughout
and just such as pleases the average
American; especially were Mr.
Prices art tableaux good. Those oil
our citizens who did not attend, We
dare say, will always regretit.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

AT the jewelry establishment of
K. {. Shoup, on 3rd Ave, Hunt
ington, our readers will find some
rare bargains in watches, clocks,
etc. An infinite variety of other
articles usually found in a first class
jewclry store. Mr.. Shoup offers
a choice lot Of clocks such as parties
have been paying $3.50 for on
the installment plan for $500 cash.
Give him a call.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The county court at the recent
term appointed Chapman Adkins
and !. S, Marcum, to superintend
some very necessary repairs Of the
court house. A new roof will be
put on. and the cement floor torn
up and a floor Of plank or other ma.
terial laid in the entrance room
Wayne NeioS.
And the President Of the court
and his right hand bower, the Pros
ecuting Attorney, will get big pay
for bossing the job. OF eourse they
do not want their doings published
in the ADVANCE.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The town authorities should fill
up the mud hole on b street, in
front of the scales. 1t is a bad
showing to strangers for Ceredo,
and gentleman at Catlettsburg
the other day remarked TO us that
it was disgrace to our people that
such bad mud hole should exist,
especially on the main thoroughfare
of our town.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The peabody" Of Wheeling, is an
excellent insurance company and
always settles losses promptly and
without trouble. T. L. McDougal,
of this office, is agent.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Miss Mary J. Evangelist, Of The
order Of St. Joseph Catholic, died
suddenly last Friday, from cholera
caused 6y the excessive heat Miss
Evangelist was sister OF our
esteemed citizen, Gen. 9 Breslin,
who has tho sympathy This many
friends in his irreparable loss
UuatiRgt0a Times.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Patrick Flaherty, a blacksmith,
who worked at the &. & o. shops,
committed suicide at Huntington
last Thursday night by drowning
in the Ohio river. The cause OF
the rash act was temporary aberra-
ton Of mind.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

flour town council should happen
to do something worthy of them
and for the benefit of the town the
people will never know it.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The serial "For Honor's Sake"
which has been running in this
paper for some time, will be con-
Guided next week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Mr.. Charles Fortune now occupies
the Wiley & Napier property on
Main street. Mr.. Wiley has moved
to his farm below town.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

There will be no services at the
Congregational church next Sun
day. The pastor will go to the
country and preach.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

VIM. Hampton and George Cole,
both of Catlcttsburg, died last Mon.
day-the former of old age; the
latter of consumption.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Not particle OF calomel, nor any other
deleterious substance, enters into the COM
position of Ayers Pills. On the contrary
this medicine Is carefully compounded from
the curative properties of purely vegetable
substances. Try IL.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Many compliments have been
passed on last weeks ADVANCE.
They arc all duly appreciated.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

A blue X on any subscribers
paper signifies that the time paid
for is out, and prompt renewal
solicited.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
Take if in Time.

Ayers Cherry Pcctoral Is highly
concentrated and powerful medicine.
IL Is an ano'lyue eIpectorant, aud. u
promptly taken, in cases Of Coughs,
Throat or Lung troubles. soothe5 aud
hoals tho ifritatod tissues. and quickly
allays all tendency % Consumption.
Six years ago. I contracted a severe
Cold. which settled ou my Lungs, and
soon developed ell The alarming symp-
toms Of Consumption. ! bad n Cough,
Night Swoats Bleeding Lungs. Pain in
my Chest and Sides, and wa - com
pietely FRUSTRATED rs 90 be confined To-
my bed most 81 fhe time. After trying
various prescriptions, without benefit,
my physician finally determined o. givo
me Ayers Cherry Pcctoral I took a.
aud tbe effect was magical. ! seemed
90 rally from tie first dose NJ this mod
icine, and, after using only thrco BOTTLES,
am now NJ well and sound as ever,
Rodney johnson, Springfield, III.
I have ascd Ayers Cherry Pcctoral
IN my family. Tor Colds and Coughs,
with iufallibic sucress. and should nos
dare 90 lie without tliis mcdicinc through
the winter months. - Russell B0diuc,
hughosville, Lycoming Co, Pa.
Ayers Cherry PectOraI,
prerared ty ir.J. @. Aver s. CO.. lowell, Mss.
Soil ~ go Druggists. fflce 81 ola boiiict, o..
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

We hsve few numbers of last
weeks ADVANCE lett. Only S cts.
4 copy.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

See new lad" of &. w. Berger in
this issue. Go to Mr.. Berger for
Your boots and shoes.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

II one feels indisposed at this time
of year the blame is laid on the in
nocent cucumber.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The citizens and taxpayers of
Ceredo know that the town council
have meeting once a month of
about an hour, and for each meeting
they receive ffty cents, each (;
further than this the people knoweth
not.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Mr.. John Jenkins yield of oats
this year was exceedingly good.
He had ten acres sowed-inside the
Ceredo corporation limits-which
yielded three hundred and twenty
ive bushels-324 bushels to the
acre.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Mr.. Isaac Bloss expects to have
his shooting gallery in full operation
the last Of this week, then you need
not go away from home to shoot
and listen to the musical sound Of
the bells ring. The gallery will be
opposite the Bloss House.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The NJ. f. Sabbath School will
have basket picnic on Saturday,
August 9th, on the Segur Hill.
Prominent speakers from distance
will be present. All arc invited to
attend and bring their baskets.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Another show in town. 1t is
to take place tomorrow Thursday
evening at the old Band Hall.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
home !s.. Co., d I.H York,

WHEELING, w. Va, July 1857.
To 'chon, 70 may Concern:
We beg to advise you that this
company has decided to discontinue
business in the locality covered by
your policy, and has reinsured its
West Virginia Sub Agency bust
ness, (including your policy) in
THE PEABODY INSURANCE.
COMPANY of Wheeling, w. Va.
In doing this we are quite certain
that we could not have selected a
company as our SUCCESSORS that
would have been more acceptable
to our patrons than the peabody
and we bespeak for that company
the confidence that you have always
shown to the Home"
You will please take notice that
from this date the Peabody Insur-
ance Company has entire control
of the business; aud all endorse
ments, or transfers, must be reported
to said company.
Kindly thanking you for past
favors, we are,
Verify Truly Yours,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The Congregational carpet tacker,
will meet at DIR. Wharton's Fri
day evening.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Marshall Cyrus has erected a
vcranda in front of his dwelling on
East LIST street.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Paints, oils, varnishes, brushes
etc, at bottom prices at the Crystal
Drug Store, 1910 sd Ave, Hunting
ton W.. Va. July2i-S-w
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Forepaugh's show exhibits at
Ironton, Ohio, Saturday.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Not quite SO warm, but still
warm enough.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Read the new advertisement in
this impression of Miller Bros,
Cleveland, Ohio. They manufac-
ture the very best ready mixed paints
and varnishes now in the market.
Those in need Of paint will find it TO
their advantage to buy Of the Miller
Bros.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Mr.. Tyree now occupies the w.
NJ. Workman property.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Irving Cook keeps his restaurant
open day and night.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Wormsi WOrmsi Wormsl and CDR.
Sellers Vermifuge" Will eXpcl them from
the system at once. Just the thing for
children. Price 25c.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

The county officials should stop
the gambling at Virginia Point.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

BRoWN-ESTEP At Catlettsburg, KY, on
last Sunday, Mr.. George Brown 10 Miss
Polly Estep; both OF Ceredo.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Go to Frampton & Douthit, Hunt
ington, for Heavy Harness, and
Harness Of all kinds.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
In Brief, And To The Point.

Dyspepsia is dreadful. Disordered liver Is
misery Indigestion In a foe To good nature.
The human digestive apparatus IL one OF
the most complicated and wonderful things
In existence. IL In easily put out OF order.
Greasy food tough food sloppy food, bad
cookery, mental worry, late hours, Irregular
habits, and many other things which ought
not To be, have made the American people a
nation OF dyspcptics.
But Green's August Flower has done n
wonderful work In reforming this sad
business and making the American people
so healthy that they can enjoy their meals
and be happy.
Remem beT:-No happiness without health
But Green's August Flower brings health
and happiness 10 the dyspeptic. Ask your
druggist for a bottle. Seventy five cents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

IT you wish TO restore the bloom 10 your
wasted cheek, and so improve your health
that plumpness and strength will succeed
emaciation and debility, purify your blood
bcnent you more surely and speedily than
any other.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Do not pay SIS. for a sewing
machine; but come TO this Office
and get a frst-class machine for 81 :.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
RzaoRasSE zSl

MILLER-To Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob l.. Miller OF
Huntington, ON last Friday, daughter.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

a circular containing the follow
ing has been issued by the Home
lns. Co., of n. ", and presented to
parties IN this county, who were
insured in that company. 1t is quite
a compliment to the aPeabody:"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Fine rains lately.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
MILLINERY!

We have Just received our Summei
stock OF Millinery goods. consist.
ing Of Hats, trimmed add unirm.
med, Velvets, plain and fancy Sat.
ms, tips, feathers and plushcs; in
short We have everything 10 be
found in . first class millinery es-
adjustment at very reasonable pri-
ces. Hats from IS cts. up. Call and
Examine our goods,
Mrs. Lizzie GrOthc,
Miss Ida Millcnder.
WtUcndeF Block, Cored0, " We
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Go to Frampton & Douthit,
Huntington, w. Va, for Kentucky
Spring Saddles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28
sg]a!o.aassREEzsxsss;s

Show week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

Prepared ~ rr.J g. Aver & CO.. lowell, Mss.
soil ~ go Druggists. rlice 81 ola toities, -.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-07-28

For Fine Artistic Photographs
that last always 90 to Kirk, Hun
tin0fou w Va.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-08-28
A woMAN's WORD.

Oh ever, when the happy laughs dumb.
An the joy gone, and all the anguish come
When strong adversely and subtle pain
wiring the sad soul and rack the throbbing brain
when friends once faithful. hearts once all our
own
Leave Us 10 weep; 10 bleed and die alone
wbsn fears and cares the lonely thought employ.
And clouds Of sorrow hide the sun Of JOY
When weary life, breathing reluctant breath,
Hath no hope sweeter than the hope Of death;-
Then the best counsel and the last relief
10 cheer the spirit or to cheat the grief,
The only calm, the only comfort heard
Comes In the music Of q woman's word
Like beacon bell ON some wild island shore
eilvery ringing In the tempestNs roar,
Whose sound borne shipward through the mid
night gloom
Tells OF the path and turns hee from her doom.
Edwin Arnold.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-08-28

It was supposed that the flagship Cum
berland, when she was sunk by the Mer-
rimac, had 500, 900 In coin in her safe
for the payment Of the feet. Mahy at
tempts have been made TO recover the
safe. and as much as 100000 has been
expended in the effort, II is said. Lately
New Haven wrecker succeeded In rails
ing the safe, but on opening il only 40
In coin was found. The paper money IL
may have contained had Dissolved Or dis
appeared.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-08-28

THIS; PAPER, !, 4: 4 s.:!s.s y, 4; 8
or advertising can bs msde for H.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1887-02-03
"Hurrygraphs"
From the Charlotte Chronicle.l

From the Charlotte Chronicle.l
It is the fashion Eow in France for
ladies 10 take tea in bonnets and
gloves, a fashion book informs us.
Many of us prefer to take our tea in
the old way-in a cup. But there's
no telling what fashion will subject
people to if its dictates are followed.
We are told that Mrs. Fisher, a
brunette, with good features, fine eyes
and a ready tongue, runs an So-horse
power Harris -Corliss engine in Provi-
dence, and does it we'll. Why should
not woman run an engine wellP
They are successful conductors of a
strain"
A poet sends us his latest produc-
ton: "Kiss me for my Kittie." You
don't catch us doing any thing of the
kind. Send us your Kittie, and if
she's good looking and sweet, with
rosy, lucious lips, We'll kiss her, but
hang the author. Who wants to kiss
him?
1t. was said by those Of old that
"Heaven lies about us in our infancy" "
Possibly that is SO, but the conclusion
we have reached is, that the world lies
about us when we grow older.
A very impertinent exchange wants
to know 'what makes young lady1'
Why, you old sinner. A little girl
will make young lady-in the course
of time.
AS general rule most farmers take
care of their stock, but just as soon as
spring sets in they let them "go to
grass"
Some of our contemporaries are dis
cussing the subject of "How to win a
woman's love-" Easy enough. Sci
the other fellow out.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1887-02-03
A Good Editor.
philadelphia CALI

He reads closely, culls carefully,
omits and amends, discards and digests
never ignoring the fact that variety is
a great essential. There are sentences
to recast, words to soften, redundancles
to prune, errors to correct, headings to
be made, credits to be given, seasons
to be considered, affinities to be pre-
served, consstencies to be respected.
He knows whether the matter is fresh
or stale, whether it is appropriate, and
whether he has used it before; he re-
members that he is catering for many
tastes he makes raids in every direc-
ton; he lays the whole newspaper
field under contribution; he persistently
boils down, which with him, is not a
process of rewriting, but happy faculty
of expunging without destroying sense
or continuity.
His genius is exhibited in the de-
partments, the items of which are
similar and cohesive-in the suggestive
heads and sub-heads, in the sparkle
that is visible, in the sense of gratifica-
ton which the reader deserves. No
paper can be exclusively original, it
would die of ponderosity. Life is TOO
short, and hence an embargo must be
laid upon the genius of its rivals. A
bright clipped article is infinitely bet
ter than stupid contributed article.
The most successful paper is the paper
that is intelligently and consistently
edited in all is departments, whether
| by pen or scissors.