Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1887-12-15
FULL OF FUN.


peppermint growers indicates that
stomach ache will be something OF q
luxury next ycar-PttSb"rga Chron-
icl,L
Since young Popinjay became en-
gagged his ailianccd has grown domi.
nocring. Tho young man says that u
this sort of thing doesn't stop pretty
soon there is going to be n fight
against ring rule. Burlington Free
Press.
"A Texas woman has invented and
patented pic-safc. But no pie Is
safe IL it is within reach OF young
nan boarlcr when he returns at n
late hour from counting scancc.-
Norristown Herald.
A No. 3 Shoe on No. 6 Foot
Every boot you Ger made for mo pinchcs,
You destroy an existence once sweet.
II is tough to be dying by inches,
But it's worse 10 DC dying by fecti
-1M-Bus.
This here paper says boycotter,
Is tramps, rs rule" said u farmer to
his son. Eyes. papa" "Wcll. I'm
blamed il l don't wish that tho tramps
would take q notion in their heads &c
boycott me" rcjoincd tho old man,
YEARLY. Merchant Traveller
Mr.. Ncwgoldcr--"This Is Mr..
Lewis, our architect, Marihy. Hc'i
goin' to begin to work on the now
house ut onccr' Mrs. Ncwgolder.-
"Mornin', MI. Lewis! (To herself y
Dom like his style for workman.
Bet he never had pair Of overalls OH
in his lifcr'-Puck.
-Naomi-''George, arc you sure
that you never before loved woman
as you love me?" Gcorgc--"Sure? As
well ask me If ] love the idolalrous
crccds of the heather rs we'll ~ the
pure religion of my fathers" Naomi
allow charmingly you say that"
George fabscntly)-"Tvc said it often
enough in my life to do it charming
ly."-NcJraska state Journal.
Ono of our Somcrvillc ministers is
complaining that he has grudgc
against the newspaper photographers
of the country. al usei TO he kept
with daintily-cmbroilcrcd
all the time" says lie, "but
YOU fellows have made so many jokes
about the practice. and pokcd so much
fun ut the fair donors. that The other
day l had to go and buy pair. -
Somcrriiie Journal
An old gentleman speaking 10
young lady and commenting upon her
freshness and good looks. remarked:
"Ah, my dear, may you long retain
them. Yours Is n happy period oflife.
You'll know nothing yet of the jcalorsics.
the heari-burnings. the contentious,
the rivalrics that bcsct the pathway Of
existence. Don't 1. thought she
81 want you to UNDER
stand that l belong to Il church choir"
NJ y Weekly.
The RcpOrtcr hasn't had the attcn-
ton il should have had. owing 10 the
fact that the editor was of two or
three days in Atlanta. ii means what
he says. and won't get oil'-in Atlanta
soon again, and the Reporter will be
made rs interesting in tho future rs
tho editor knows how to make it.
Bear with us this time. Editors
are like other folks n little. you
know. Anyway. they don'tlivc always.
and we don't want TO since our return
from Atlanta. We arc tired yc;.-
Bronwood (Ga. J Reporter
An old bachelor, who had long
sought to find n woman that. as he
used TO say, "would be fitting mate"
ut last found her in railrod car, and
ook seat by her side. She was young
md innocent in appearance, and after
a short time the bachelor softly wills.
pcrcd to her: care you married my
lcar?" ME married." she cried. in
zones that rang through tho car; inc
No. but I've sued fellcr for
breach of promisc'' Tho bachelor
eft the car nj the first station II
stopped al.-M T. Ledger