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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

"Oh! if had only known that in time -
Known what? "Known that Il simple cold
in the head may develop into chranit
Catarrh." Well, it'isn't too late, for Elv's
Cream Balm Will cure catarh even after the
S lerer's life has become burden to him,
an be nuisance TO his friends. 1t is the
only radical and thoroughly scientific ca.
tarrh cure known. Not snuff. Not Il
liquid. Price fitv cents.
-Firemen are rather dscouraging fel.
lows; it is their business to throw water
on things.
The income of Madame Patti from
herpresent six months tour in this country,
will be about Sl5O,OOO. A good harmonic
can be bought for fifteen cents.
Glad tidings Relief and cure of throat
ami lung disease. Fontaine's Cure is guar
anteed to cure cold in u hours. Sold by
Z. I. Horn, Druggist.
Fila Wheeler Wilcox says she can see
more light than darkness in the world.
So can We, Ella, when the sidewalks are
one heet of ice.
= )ut of the suffering comes the serious
min |; out of salvation, the grateful heart
out of en- urance. fortitude; out of deliver
ancc, faith.
"A new kind of stoye is called "The In
FAINT" / ought to be painted yellow.
Mr.. Daniel Liddick of Peabody. Kansas,
saws: "Dr. Seth Anold's Cough Killer is
the best preparation for the cure Of Coughs,
Colds and all Lung Diseases" and so says
b. ickiiey, p, M Of Peabody.
,1t Al
So thing and Quieting Cordial for Children
y mild safe tonic 2jc.
A Charleston paper speaks of an opal
''as large as a small hens egg" We
should think it would be difficult to set.
There is one branch of labor which
must always be done by hand-picking
pockets.
Hoods Sarsaparila has cured thousands
of eases OF rheumatism. This is abundant
reason for belief that it will cure YOU. Try
it,
"A new book is entitled; "IIold Up
Your Heads, Girls" We trust they won't
as long as they wear the present style of
hat,
Passing around the hat is one way of
getting the cents OF the meeting.
A mans heart gets cold if he does not
keep it warm by living in it, and cen
serious man is one who ordinarily lives out
OF his own heart.
Nothing is so fearful as a bad con-
science
If you have tumor, (or tumor symptoms)
Cancea Tor cancer symptOms) Scrnfula,
Erysipeas, Salt-Sheum, Chronic Weakness
es, Nervousness or other complaints-Dr.
Kimers Female Remedy corrects and
cures.
Always has a pryor engagement-thc
crOwbar.
On wash days manual labor is per-
formed by women.
-"Why do you wear those green Cog
ges?' said a gentleman to a bootblack,
who was briskly engaged in shining his /.
shoes. "Are your eyes weak?' "No, sir, |
not particularly weak but the shine put |
on the shoes hurts my eyes"
Advertise your sales in the CARBON
ADVOCATE.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

Is afforded those fast sinking in o a condition OF
hopeless debility. The means are at hand hi
tue form of Il genial medicinal cordial lustctter's
Of Il blood fertilizer and dppurunt a tonic and au
Alternative. While it promotes digestion and
aSSimilHton, and stimulates appetite, has the
further effect of purifying the iilc current and
Strengthening the nervous system. As the blood
grows richer and purcr by its use, they who re
sort to this sterling medicinal agent, acquire not
only NlgOr, but bodily substance. A h,althfu
change In the secretionS is effected by IL, and
that sure and rapid physical decay, which Il
chronic obstruction of the functions Of the system
produce, is arrested. The prime causes Gf dis
ease being removed, health is speedily renovated
and yigOr restored.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
Softly the snow. IN solemn night.
Ought to be Known BY Ali I

The wonderfully quick and certain re-
lief afforded by Fontaine's Cure in cases
of cold, cough, Group, bronchitis and as
thma. 1t will cure cold in u minutes
The first dose will give relief. 1t will cure
Group in as many minutes. \ chid's life
may be saved by its timely use. 1t is a rad-
cal cure for Asthma. 1t should always be
in the house, ready for an emergency Can
you, or any person afford to take Il risk.
when you can absolutely guard against it?
Whooping-cough, consumption AMI bron-
chitis will yield to this medicine when
others have failed. Sold at Dr. c. r..
Horns drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

BowEN's BUDGET, Fort Plain, n. Y, fer
March, 1886. says: In the multiplisity OF
Medicines placed upon the market, it i
sometimes difficult to distinguish between
the merito:ious and the worthless Thcr,
ire at least two excellent rem. lies WILDLY
,sed, tn efficiency of which are unques
ioned. We'reter to st. jacobs Oil and Re
tar Cough Cure.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
Remember This.

You can have sale bills printed at this
Office while you wait.
We do all kinds of plain and fancy job
work-letter heads, note heads, receipts,
&c, put up in tablet style if desired.
Our circulation is rapidly increasing
everybody reads the ADVOCATE.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
Children

Often need some safe cathartic and tonic to
avert approaching sickness or to relieve
collie, headache, sick stomach, Indigestion.
lyscntery and the complaints incident 10
childhood. Let the children take Simmons
Liver Regulator and keep we'll. 1t is purely
vegetable, not unpleasant to the taste and
safe to take alone or ia connection with
other medicine. The Genuine has our
Trade Mark 'I' in red on frhnt of wrapper
j. III. Zeilin & Co., Philadelphia, Pa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

A New Haven man boasts of a cat
that sits up like kangaroo. We've never
noticed how the cat on our back fence sits
up; we only know that he yells all night
like hyena.
The men OF energy and pluck
Have found this maxim wise
1t never pays TO run for luck
Unless you advertise.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

Young ladies who intend to teach
school should study palmistry.
What kind Of eggs are plots hatched
from?
lie had just reached stage where he
remarked: ooh, thou art fairer than the
evening air, clad in the beauty of thou
sand stars" when mothers voice was
heard exclaiming: "Lucee, get your beau
to carry out the ash barrel" IA
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
TO CONSUMPTIVES.

The undersigned having been re-
stored to health 10y simple means, after
suffering for several years with a severe
lung affection, and that dread disease
Consumption, is anxious TO make
known To his fellow sufferers the means
of cure To those who desire it, he will
cheerfully send 0c5e of charge) a copy
of the prescription used, which they
wiz find a sure cure for Consumption,
Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis and all
throat and lung MaladiCs.
lie hopes all sufferers win try his
Remedy, as it viii cost them nothing
and may prove q blessing. Those de-
string the prescription, Will please Ed
dress, REV. EDWARD \. WILSON,
williamsburg, Kings Co., New York.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
Coed Results in Every Case.

d. \. Bradford, wholesale paper dealer
Of Chattanooga, Tenn, writes that he was
serio sly afflicted with severe cold that ON
his ngs: had tried many remedies without
hene L. Being induced to try DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, did So and
was evtercly cured be use OF few bottles
Since which time he has used il in his
family for all Coughs and Colds with best
resnhS Jhi, is,tff eSpCrienceof thousands
whose lives hayeheen saved by this Wonder
ful Discovery
Trial Bottles free at T. d. Thomas Drug
Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

Solicitor Of Pateats, +. O. MrCleary, of
Washington, d. C., says the only thing Il u,
id him any good, when suffering with a
Gvere cough Of several weeks standing, wa,
led Star Cough Cure, which is purely veg.
Bile aud free from opia;es and poison.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

Dplther is Il terrible disease. requiring
the greatest medical skill to effect Il compile
cure. Even when its power is broken, it
cllngs to the patient with great pe.sisency,
and often leayes the system poisoned and
prostrated. just here Hoods Sarsaparila
does vast amount Of good, eXpelling i'm
purities from the blood, giving it richness
an vitality, while it rcnovates and strength
ems the system.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

We would call the attention of oul
readers TO the advertising columns of the
ADVOCATE, reminding them of the fact
hat the merchant who adyertises is ever
awake to the interest of his patrons.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
aback-a boy playing leap frog

Taken aback-a boy playing leap frog.
1t is the lawyer who always stands to
reason.
The Indian smokes the pipe of peace,
the Irishman piece of pipe
"A Michigan woman kicked bear TO
death She had an awful sore throat,
which accounts for her deviation from the
usual method of soaring them to death by
screaming.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19

M0lInU 10 be made. Cut this ont and re-
MILNE, \ turn Ia us and We viii send Eou lT,e
h1O'h something OF great value aud inn
ortapce 10 you. that viii start you In business
.Hlch VIII bring Nuu m more liuEvy Tl"ht AWAY
nan anything else m t!liS world, Anyone can do
ne work and live at home. Either SIS: an ares.
something new that just COINS mDu,y for an
.urkrrS. We will start yuu; capital not needed.
- Is one of the grrUlUe, important chances ut
lifetime. Those who are uWhI lDgs and enter
prlsing viii not DELAY. Grand uuiii foc. Ad-
lfcsS TRUE * Co, Augusta, Maine. dcriS-lN
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
500 A WEEK.

Ladies or gentlemen desiring pleasant profit
'hlr employment write gt once MtN want Nuu
% h1udlr an article uf domestic use ihgt recon.
lueuus itself 10 every one ai sl-it. STAPLE AS
FLOUR Sells Ike lnt cakes. prG.tr alu Dyr
cent, Families wishing 10 practice ,gOuuiuy
should for their own benefit write inr particulars.
Used every day the year round m every lnusp-
mold. Price within The reach OF al. Circulars
lree, Agents receive sample free. Address
DOMESTIC MFG co, Marion, o. oct3O-Gm
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-Jogg-"Ah, old man! Uow is eve

-Jogg-"Ah, old man! How is every
thing? Got nicely settled down?" llogg-
"Oh, yes, | settled down quickly enough
The trouble is that all my creditors ar,
trying to make me settle up"
Softly the snow. III solemn night,
Covers bad things, like pare, sweet mind,
Covers each house with mantle of white,
But it never covers the mortgage, we md.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
As VII CLIP HUMOROSITIES.
A tight man has loose mouth.

Chestnut heir-the son Of a negro
A tight man has loose mouth
1t cannot be too deeply impressed upon
the mind that application is the price to
be paid for mental acquisitions, and that
II is as absurd to expect it without it as it is
to look for a harvest without seeds.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-02-19
WORKING CLASSES ATTENTION A

pared To furnish al CLASSES with employment u.
nome, the whole ul The time, or Tor their spar,
moments. HuSln Ss new, Hight and profitable.
PcrSOas of either sen easily earn nom 20 cents to
$500 per evening, and % proportional sum 10y de
voting all their time to the business. Boys and
girls earn nearly rs much as men. That all who
see this may send their address and test the
business, wc make this ullcr. To such rs are not
well satl SIZED We viii send one dollar to pay for
Tie trouble ul writing Fun particulars and out
III free. Address GEORGE SlISsuN * Co. pOri-
an, Maine drclS-ly.
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
LOCAL GERRY TRAINS.

LOCAL GERRY TRAINS
FROM SAN FRANCISCO DAILY.
To EAST OAKLAND-*6.O0, 6. 80, TOO, 7.3o. 800,
$50, 900, $50. 1o.eo. 1880, HOO, 80, l20O,
IL St, l. %, &c. 200, $50 800, $50 400 4,30,
50J $50, QUO, $50. 7.00 a.0n, 900, 1o00 Loo,
12.00.
TO 2sn AVENUE. EAST oAKLAND-same as .sTo
East Oakland " until $50 p. NJ, inclusive, also
at . 60 T. NJ.
SSa, $780, $50, 400, 4.30. SEQ, $50, 600,
$50. 800.
To FRUIT VALE tvia Alameda t9. 30 100, l2.0O.
To ALAMEDA-*6.00, Sc 80. 90, ~ 80. 90, $3.50,
800. 30 1910. 1890 Ii 60 I'll, 30 1900 t12 80,
IU0, 4l,30. eco, t2.30, 800, $50. 400 4aO, 500,
$50, eco, 6.30 co. 90, 800. 1000, LOO, IL 10.
To BERKELEY-*6.oo, *6 80, 90, +7 so 90. 49, 30.
900. 930 UG0 +l0.30, II 90. Ill 80, 1200 +l2 80.
100. +l.30, 400. 1920. 3.00 $50. 100 30. on,
30. 600. $50 7.uo, 500. co. 1000. IL 90, l2.W
TO WEST BEhKELEY-Same as To Berkeley .
TO SAN FRANCISCO DAILY.
From FRUIT yALE-6.5o, 72o, 75o, s.28, $50,
92o, 'lo.l9, 42o, $50. $40. $50. 6.2o, $50,
From FRUIT VALE tvis Alamedal -.5.22. $50,
u. %. e. II, 1922.
FROM 23p AVENUE. EAST oAKLAND-6.5s,
7.25. 7.55. S25, 8.55, 9.25. 9,55. 1925 1855,
II 25 S. 1225 1885 l25 So 225 2.55,
s.a5. s.55, 4.25, 55. SIS, 555, 625, 6.55. $50,
a53
From EAST oAKLAND-.5.SO, 500. 6.s0, 700,
73O, 500 $50, 90 80 1O.U0 TO- 90 HOO, IL 30,
1200, IL 80, lO0, 80 400, 2.3o 500, $50, 400,
40. 500. $50, eco, $50, 7oO 1857, s57 g.57.
1887.
From BROADWAY, OAKLAND--7 minutes later
than from East Oakland.
From ALAMEDA-s5.30 80, $50. $3.50, TOO, t7.30.
500, 800, 900. $50. 1890. t10s0. Hoo, lilo.
I2.G0. 1890. LOO II 30. AGO. 1880. 300, 8 30
400. 4.30. 500, $40, 900. $50 100, 500, 900
1000, 11.o0.
From BERKELEY-.525. 555. &c 25, 6.55. .7.25.
755 *S.25. 1885, 9.25, 9.F5, 410s5. los Ill %,
III 55. t12.25, 1855. II 25 1.55, 225. 2.55, 20.
3.s5. 4.25, 455. 25, SIS, 6.25. 5 S. 1.55. s55,
9.55, 10.f5.
FROM WEST BERKELEY-sane e as From
krl
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION /! !!
THE EARTH OPENS UPn
Five Hundred Men, Women and
Children Swallowed.

TuNKuM, Basto Islands, June 10,-At 6
this morning laborers going 10 work noticed
pecnluar appearance in the sky. Birds
few madly hbout in all directions and the
most unusual and startling sounds were
heard. about half past six
A ARUMBLING SOUND
earth shook, the sound for few moments
became louder and louder, rain fell in
torrents, lightning flashed, and then
ALL WAS STILL.
The sudden change from blazing light to
inky darkness was followed by
TERRIBLE CRASH AS IF OF FALLING
MOUNTAINS
after which during a momentry fash OF
light
THE EARTH OPENED.
The most heartranding shrieks rent the air
HUNDREDS WENT TO THEIR DOOM.
Aterrible night was psssed by the survivors,
who number about 500, or
ONE HALF THE FORMER POPULATION
as was discovered in the morning.
These are preparing to leave by the irsi
ship which passes the island.
LATER. The American Consul has gone
sboard British Man o. War for protection,
Local scientists have not yet had an oppor.
tunity to investigate the cause of the
disaster.
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
THE SEWING MACHINE MEMS
RETAIL UNION.

The above organization has just beel
formed with the very laudable object o
purgipg the trade of number of III
principled men now engaged in it, and es
tablishing proper basis of square dealing
In setting forth their reasons for the in
auguration of the association they say, ant
doubtless truly, that
The alarming development and aggress::
iveness. of sewing machine agents in the
retail department, will inevitably lead to
the pauperization and hopeless degradation
of the toiling masses.
1t is imperative if we desire to continue
our business, that check be placed upon
unjust dealings.
This much desired, our object can be
accomplished only by the united efforts of
those who obey the injunction. in the face
of hard work, thou shall earn thy living.
Therefore We have formed the order of
the SEWING MACHINE MEMS RETAIL UNION
for the purpose of organizing and directing
the agents of the sewing machine business,
mot as political organ for it is more
necessary that we now protect ourselves in
our line. in this there is crystallized senti-
ments and measures, borne in mind by us
all. When exercising the right of selling
sewing machine, we must bear in mind
that others must live and that it is the duty
of all to assist in supporting with their
votes, only such men as will pledge them
selves to those measures, regardless of any
company. But no one will be- however,
to vote with the majority and
calling upon all, who believe in securing
the greatest good"
Various other praise-worthy motives are
given in the circular issued by the Union |
such as the making of industry and morality |
,redtness but unfortunately we have not
sufficient space at present to enumerate
hem all. Truly we have much need of |
uch associations in this city. We convey
o the Sewing Machine Mems Retail Union
'ur hearty good wishes, and inform them
hat our columns will at all times be open
o assist them in their noble work. Mr. P.
lIcCann of the Domestic Company, resid-
ng at COG Bartlett street, is the local secre-
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
GOING GAaEAD.
What the leading journal of the
Pacific Slope, has got to say
5neerning the vindicator.

The Daily Examiner of Sunday las
said: The San Francisco VINDIcATof
comes to us this week greatly enlarged and
improved. Its full and fresh news matter
has crowded out the s'patent outside
columns and in every respect the paper
gives evidence of prosperity.
Tae Examiner is right, for like itself We
are going ahead Though as yet We have
no special trains like the 'Initator' We
are producing an interesting and newsy
paper All we want, all we ask for, is
that support which we deserve. Some
thing to move the wheels and help US to
defray our additional expenses, some of that
''metallic" mainspirng Of mans existence
TO which our Octopus makes occasional
re
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
NO COLD FEET!

Send one dollar in currency. with size of shoe
usually worn, and try pair of our Magnetic In
soles for rheumatism. cold feet ana bad circula-
ii n. They the most powerful made in the
world. The wearer feels the warmth, life and
revitalzstion in three minutes after putting them
Oh. Sent by return mail upon receipt of price.
Send your address for the " New Departure in
Medical Treatment Without Medicine with
thousands of t.stimorisls. Write us full partic
ulars of difficulties
Or Magnetic Kidney Belts for gentlemen win
positively cure the following diseases without
medic ne; Pain in the back. head liabs.
nervous debility, lumbsgo. general debility.
rheumatism, paralysis. neuralgia sciatics diseases
of the kidneys, torpid liver, seminal emissions.
impotency. heart disease dyspepsia. indigestion.
hernia or rupture. piles, etc. Consultation free.
Price of Belt. with Magnetic Insoies, si0. sent
by express c. o. d. or by return mail upon receipt
of p-ice Send measure Of waist and size of shoe
worn. Send for cirenlars. Order Direct.
NorE-The above described Belt with Insoles is
warranted 10 positively cure chronic cases CT
seminal emissions and impotency, or money
refunded even after one years trial.
THE MAGNETIC APPLIANCE CO.
f34 Dearborn ST, Chicago, III
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
To The Public.

If the State Of California is to be-
come rich the city of San Francisco
must be prosperous, and if the city Of
San Francisco is to prosper its manu-
featuring industries must flourish.
Every possible dollar should be paid
to our mechanics, and every dollar
for material and labor in any article
of consumption should be kept within
the State. The benefit accruing is
shared in more or less direct de-
gres by every resident within our
borders. In view Of this, we here
with inform the public that we have
just put on the market q most ex-
cellent MANS SHOE BUTTON,
LACE and CONGRESS at 81 per
pair. This shoe is made Of the best
material, and is equal in style and
superior in quality to any Eastern
shoe for the money. Every pair is
GUARANTEED by us. The sellers
are authorized to return the money
for every defective pair.
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
POLICE! POLICE!!!
GRAND JURY. ATTENTION /!
A BRUTAL OUTRAGE AND A
MEAN THEFT.
Committed by Police Oficers.

Samuel ]. Garrison respectable com
positor is now lying helpless cripple at tn,
Coso House, All Sansome street.
Some three weeks back, he slipped and
fell sustaining severe injuries to his hip.
This occurred ON Montgomery Avenue anG
the unfortunate man, being unable to pro.
ceed 81 his way, mounted with great diff.
cnity boot blacks stand to await assis-
tance. dispatching in the meantime boy
to whom he paid fifty cents, to seek the
same.
An officer was walking up and down and
Mr.. Garrison addressed him bnt received
no reponse On doing SO second time,
he va asked what he wanted and told that
he had better "move on
His reply was to the effect that, he was
unable to do so having had an accident, and
being well known in the neighborhood was
waiting FOR some chance acquaintance to
pass from whom he might obtain assist
ance.
Upon this the brutal officer exclaimed,
''you are drunk you b" and seizing him
with both hands dragged him onto the
side walk
Arriving at the tanks, Mr.. Garrison was
thrust into
FILTHY AND Lousy CELL
But even here, he was not allowed to rest
In spite of frequently appealing for mercy,
he was dragged from one cell to another the
whole night, suffering intensely all the
time; and being quite unable to support the
weight his own body.
In the morning, Mr.. Dobson, manager of
the Coso House. being sent for. paid S. bail
for Mr.. Garrison's release which he ob |
tanned after much difficulty. and another 81, |
for hack in which the now unconcious |
compcsitor was T. moved, being afterwards
conveyed upstairs by four men.
On makingl application at the clerks
desk for three and half dollars taken from
his person on the previous evening that /
official denied that Garrison, had any
money about him but handed him his
pocket knife.
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
Teaching the Young Idea How to
Shoot.

Some years hacA, it MAS an absolute ne.
cessity to send our children back East il
we desired to give them anything like a
descent commercial education Now it is
different. We have many educational in
stitutions in this City at the present day,
each one Of which turns out yearly, young
men OF promise and ability, but We know
of no more successful establishment thar
the Pacific Business College. We would
recommend all parents and guardians who
desire to see their sons become useful citi'
xers and credit to themselves. TO send
them to the Pacific Business College OF
Post Street.
San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-11
FOOT BATTERIES

HEAD CAPS AND BANDS CURE NEURALGIA,
IL Nervous Headache and Earache-- in many
cases affording relief in a few minutes
The vest has no equal on earth for relief and
cure of Consumption, Dyspepsia and Rheumatism.
Belt relieves pain in the back in lew hours
ultimately cures Weak and Lame Back, Disease of
Kidneys, Lumbago, rheumatism and Siatica We
know our assertions are strong when e claim we
CAN and DO cure Neuralgia, Dyspepsia, Epileptic
Fits, Locomotor Ataxia. Consumption Paralysis
and Brights Disease of the Kidneys, hut
the PROOF to sustain our Claim, and the LIVING
witnesses to testify. Foot batteries (SI demon
strates the law OF Magnetic Importation.