The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-08-18
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aesr.ly
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~ 'Msry had little lamb, Is nov 10
years old and sill bale and hearty" The
Lamb, however. ia dead We ate piece OF
IL last weak
--Paeblo Barber lpausing a moment 10
bic reckless pursuit. Were you going to
say something, SIR Customer liaintlyl
-Y.y.ycs; w.want to ask you " where
you b-bury your dead.
-Pennsylyauia paper sees an advertise
neut for "a boy to do heavy work" and
comments lha, boys who would be caught
by an Advertisement like that are very
scarce 10 this section.
Compassionate Clara -Isn't it sad
Poor Mr.. Littlesit has gone out Of his
mind. Sa,iriosl Sallie Il wonder be stay
ed there as long rs be has. Awfnlly
ersmpod quarters, you know.
-"Dont YOU suppose, said member
OF the police force. ''tha, a policeman
knows rogue when be sees himI' NO
doubt, was the reply; "but the trouble is
thai he does not seigs rogue when he
knowt him.
When man complained about a
hotel with no means OF getting out in
oaae OF fire, PopkiGs said that he didn't
care for meaus TO get out Of hotel. |
What he needed was means for staying |
there
Excited fisherman to summer hotel
man: There isn't bit Of fishing around
here. Every brook has sign warning
people of What do you mean by Turing
anglers here with the promise OF fine
fisbins2" Hotel man; Il don't say any
thing abou, fine fishing. II you read my
carefully you will see that
wha, said was Fishing unapproacha-
bic.
- Was the las. man on the field at
said the old soldier, proud
". THAT SOP" asked the host. Retired
ike wounded lion, eh?" "Not exactly
Iba,, said the veteran. "The fight bad
been over two weeks before got ont
here
-Uaele john TO his niece. who is
Tisiting bin from Boston, And so yon
lasc been out to see the cows. FloreuceT
Florence Yes, Uncle, and think that
treat big curly headed COW is Just love-
u"
Sam. Johnsiug, an Austin colored
nan, has a mule that balks. After Sam.
rad belsbored the mule for an hour the
animal trotted off all right Oar" said
sam, conhdentially to the mule. ''dar,
'on see. flyer would only do what's
Ugh, we mont lib tergedder les like two
'rudders,
My dear old friend. how we've Won
lie TO acquire such an immense ioriuae2''
by very simple method. What
aethod il tbstf" when | was POOR |
made on, tia, | VAS rich. aud when got
ich made ont that was poor"
Wife-John Why didn't you wake me
r last nieht during the FIRE on the next
'lockf Husband 1t didnt amount 10
such. Wife Well. the next time wish
on would LEI me know IL; you know
cant sleep II there is a FIRE suywl ere
ear.
Patsy. Give been insulted. Mickey
'5olan called me liar, said an excited
rishmsn. "Au' phwat are yez goin' to
o about III" II don know Phusi
ould you do ~ ye wor mef" Well. 4
'inpy, think old tell The solid ,root
fteher i
The Augusta chrmioie says the girls Of
10. torn can take the shine of any
Ing" We should like TO have The
,roaioie furnish us with the address OF u
'me girl sho will contract TO take the
line of our i.st Waters coat
Tramp recognizing friend lis that
,ur eh. Tooleyf" Friend --"Dor't say q
ouna. lis ioine Job have; the felly
hat runs the summer hotel below here
US me seven dollars = week 10 live here.
i be oslls me The Hermit Of Scrub
* Hin The borders come mp here
the dozen 10 lax Al me. an us good
earrs I'm sbmokiu' the ~hole day