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Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-16

NTANTED-A MANAGER FOR WINE
w mandatory, TO take full charge; must
be able to invest $4,000 to $1,000 If satisfied
with the business. Address MANUFAC-
TURING COMPANY. P. o, box 1874, Los An
geles, Cal. feb 17tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-16
FOR SALE.

NOR sALE-DIAMOND, WATCHES AND
Il Jewelry sold low at Union Loan Office,
North Main street. m4-ll
EOR SALE CHEAP-A FULLY EQUIPPED
restaurant. Inquire az 200 East Fist
street ml6-2t
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-16
SITUATIONS WANTED.

WANTED A SITUATION BY FIRST
w clIss male nurse. Apply at l39 Banning
street. ml5 81
DROFEssIONAL NURsE-JULIUS YER
i heast. Corner of Also and Aiemeda
streets mil ~
I1EMALE COOKS, WATERS, CHAMBER
II maids, nurses. seamstress, &C.. &C.,
furnished on short notice by Nine. Smith,
No. North Main street. f24-lm
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-16

DARTNERSHIP WANTED-A GENTLE
l. man of experience, with $1,000 to $500 at
command, wishes to join in partnership
with paying concern, where his time and
FIDE, care room 8, No. 2s N. Spring street
Los Angeles. Cal, feb17-3 nos
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-16
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANTED-MISCE
WTANTED- COLLATERAL TO LOAN
w money on, at Union Loan Ofhce, No.
3 North Main street. m4-1m
VXTUULD LIKE TO KENT A LODGING
w house near as possible in the center
part of town; either furnished or uufur-
nished; not willing to buy any furniture.
Please address B. T., 80 Buena Vista street,
city. ml6 81
WTAN1ED-TWO CHILDREN TO BOARD.
w Rates reasonable. Call at 133 Banning
street. mle-3t
XHTANTEU-TO EXCHANGE TOWN LOT
w for GOOD horse and buggy, or team of
horses. O. B. SHORT, No. South Spring
street. mlo u
VHTANIED-A SEUUND.hAND SPHINX
w ling cart. Address or apply to Cuca-
monga Fruit Land Co., room 3, Downey
Block. mott
VXyANTED-rUPIL5 FOR PIANO, ORGAN
w and voice taught in the most Thorough
manner. Terms, So per month. Beginners,
in classes of two or three, $S per month.
Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded.
For particulars call at 149 Wall street. f2Stf
JyIANTED-To EXCHANGE, A FINE UP
w right piano for desirable residence
lols. Call at ALB South Olive street. f27tf
XNANTED-ONE TO 100 DOZEN PIG
w cons; 50 per dozen paid. JOHN w.
XXTANTED-sI,O0 900, $4,000 AND 5000 ON
w different improved property at once;
state lowest rate of interest. "BORROW-
Err" P. o. Boz 119t, Los Angeles, Cal.
ja25-tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-16
RUSINESS CHANCES.

vxTANTED-owNERs OF REAL ESTATE
w desirous of selling send particulars to
the Los Angeles Real Estate Company, %
Temple street. milo lW
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

I think l have found the secret Of the
negroes slow work in picking out the cotton
crop; they seem to be utterly Indifferent as
to whether it is lost or saved, picking in most
cases barely enough to pay for meat and
bread, and as many farmers throughout the
country are complaining that they can't get
the negro to work. will give them the bene-
fit of my discovery. This is Saturday. and,
unlike the New York holiday statute, custom
among the negroes has made not only Satur-
day evening holiday, but they take the whole
lay. So bethought myself to try and hire
soIne of them as they passed my field TAX
'ng q seat upon the fence by the roadside. l
Jfered TO hire many as they wended their
way to Selma, but they all declined. as it
was Saturday and they must have rest.
Finally all old gray headed fellow came
along, and after much parleying l slamed
him into the idea Of working Said lie would
pick for me- Asked what would pay him.
l told him fifty cents per 100. He shook his
head. and said: No, boss, tank you; but
can't work for dat"
l said well, as q starter, and to induce
others, I'll give you seventy five cents per
hundred, but lie must not let the other. know
was partial to him. NO, no, no, boss,
can't pick for dat and he started to leave
me. Hold on" said l, "&l per hundred.
What say you to thatl" "Wuss and wuss,
boss Speck We can't trade" "Well,' said !,
what will you pick fori' an pick for
twenty-five cents hundred, boss" "Well. tell
me. you old fool, why is it you want to pick
at twenty five cents, wien l offer you 81"
WELL said he. boss, speck you's like de
balance Of de white folks, you mout not pay
me, and den wouldn't lose quite SO much.r-
Burnsville Cor. Selma (Ala) TimeA
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

A tramp called at a house in a Chicago
suburb few mornings ago, and asked for
some cold victuals. He was given plate Of
oatmeal mush some raw dried prunes, to-
mato and n saucer of hominy, the whole with
out seasoning Of any kind.
"l-I-can't you let me have some milk.
and some sugar, salt and pepperi" inquired
the embarrassed tourist as he surveyed the
spread.
Milk is not wholesome replied the lady
Of the house, sweetly. "and we never use con-
diment, l can let you have some cracked
wheat if You like"
Haven't you any meatf'
"Oh, no; we never use meat. IL is not ft
for the human stomach. Would you like
some gruel'7
rs tins the kind of stuff you live onf7
Certainly, my friend. Meats, seasonings,
gravies, condiments Of all kinds and heating
foods have tendency to injure the coating
81 the stomach. impart an unnatural condi-
ton 10 the system, and-why. here! let me
read chapter Of this book = you. can
show uu il half an hour
With a yell OF consternation the trans, fled.
As he weif out through the front gate he
paused long enough to write on the gate post
with chalk these words: "kranks! Keep
awayr'-Chicago Tribune.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Gem'len, de fall sezun ar upon us in all its
glory De golden leaves Of autumn am at
hand. de price of taters am gwine up an de
man who owns coal yard walks in Se middle
of de road wii his hat on his left year. take
advantage OF de occasion to remind you Of
sartin things:
When you sec a front gate of its hinges
You may know dat de occupant Of lie house
spends moas' Of his time in cussin' lack
When you meet a man wild a red nose you
kin sot it down dat his 'tater bin an -four barl
am empty.
Doorin' my sixty y y'ars Of experience in dis
wicked world has found dat de man who am
de hottest TO argy fur religun pays de leas'
pew rent TO de church.
We all want to be purity, but We should all
remember dat a purity man will starve to
death whar' a laoorer will hev roas beef an
suet pudding.
De cat fust makes suah dat she has found q
mouse hole. Den she waits for de mouse to
come out. De trouble wild moas' Of US ar dat
We look fur bars to come out O. rat holes.
Ebery man should study progress, but de
chap who builds house TO fit an old parlor
ca'pet isn't helpin' de world along half as fast
Is he thinks fur-Detroit Free Press.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08
An Incentive to Family Pride.

The hired man took n long pull at the
water jug, replaced the eorncob stopper, set
1t CAREFUL; down in the shady corner Of tire
fence with his vest over it, and sitting down
on the end Of a projecting rail, while the
boys gathered around him, began:
"Once upon time l worked for . man
out in Chemung county; and, tell you, 10
was the dandiest man ever worked for.
Take it Fourth of July, Decoration Day, or
circus day. didn't make no difference what
we was dom, nor bow big the hurry was,
he'd always hitch on 10 his big wagon and
say: Jump in, boys, every mothers son Of
you; l won't have no man Of mine workin' on
q farm when there's circus or celebration
anywhere around
"Oh, he was a dandy man to work for; and
someway his crops always seemed better than
anyone else's, too. l don't ever expect to
work for his likes again
And, having sagaciously planted these ifi-
centives to family pride IN the hearts OF his
employers sons, he picked up his hoe weariiy
and again led the attack on the iuxuriant
growth of weeds.-Life
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Much courage in the world is Of an un-
dramatic. quiet kind. The majority Of men,
however weak and commonplace, meet dis
aster aud death with decorum and dignity.
In railway accident there is usually little
outcry, and physicians testify that not one
patient in a thousand shows terror while
diving. But the num5er Of men who in the
fa,s Of death and eternity can so control their
faculties as to make telling, witty remark
have been extremely rare.
Ever schoolboy remembers Sir Thomas
Nore's Joke upon the scafYold when be begged
the executioner not to cut of his beard "as 1t
had committed no treason" and the apology
OF Charles the Second for being 80 uncon-
scionable time in dying"
A niece Of Franklin, who Lad been noted
for her wit and courtesy, died few years
ago in Philadelphia, at the age OF rs In tho
very moment Of death, = friend felt her body,
which was cold to the heart.
"Ah," murmured the witty old lady, Il
was dying so beautifully, and you brought
me back, But never mind. my dear, shall
try it again"
A finer instance was that Of a Spaniard, a
friend of Cardenas, who, though blind Of an
eve, was q skillful tennis player. One day a
ball struck him on the remaining eye with
such force as 10 crush it Knowing that be
was blinded for life, he turned to his com
panions-
.Buenes noches, senores good night, gen.
tl.men>," he said, with q bow, and left the
ield-Youth's Companion.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Conos, with no preparation arose, skun
down tins escape in . gossamer cape and had
to buy mostly new clothes Most every one
looks well in our lavender fire escape, and
thoss who have tried it say they would rather
perish by this escape than to meander down
an untidy and i'll fitting device made up Of
last seasons shades.
Remember, Iemploy no agents, but furnish
my fire escapes directly to the consumer.
Yours fraternally, p. P. MuLLARIA,
Patentes
Fictitious names, OF course, have been sub
stituted in each instance above. So there is
really no violation Of confidence in printing
the letters, especially as they are Of more
or less public nature and Of general interest
to every taxpayer Some Of these letters BE-
tray a slight dash of hunor, while otssrs are
soaked full OF pathos They are also noticea-
BILE for their scope, many Of them being al
most full Of scope, while all of them manifest
q general desire to make the mayor Of New
York earn his salary.-New York World.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Flossie is a dear, little golden haired Great
uIe, with large blue eyes, dainty red lips and
the roundest, pinkest checks in the world
STE loves her papa and mamma dearly. Her
pretty ways and sunny smiles endear her tc
Il host of playnateS, and her gentle thought
fulness OF others makes her the pet of an i'll
dulgent, dotinS household
Mamma" said the little one softly one day
as she nestled lovingly i'll her mothers arms,
Il love to walk with Mamie Brown"
Tears sprang to the mothers eyes at this
proof of Eer darlins's unselfiSh nature
Mamie was poor little crippled girl, whose
plain, pinched features were i'll pitiful con-
trast to Flossie's bright beauty, and her attire,
though always neat, was very plain and in
expensive.
And why does my little Flossie love to
walk with Mamie!' asked the mother
Because she is so plain and her dresses are
so shabby" artlessly lisped the little one,
"that when We are together everybody no.
tices only just NE. e."-Binghamton Republi
CAN
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08
A Hopeless Task.

Sir Ashley Cooper used to relate the fol
lowing anecdote of an Irish candidate before
the examining board of the London college:
What is simple and what is compound
frlCture!" asked the examiner. The reply
was: A simple fracture is when the bone is
broken; and compound fracture when it's
all broke" Sir Ashley asked him what he
meant by "all broke Il nean," he replied,
broke into smithereens. to be sure" Il ven
tured to ask him what was smithereens."
He turned upon me with intense expression
Of sympathy upon his countenance. You
don't know what is smithereens! Then l
give you up. Science.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Men All wimin is diifunt, but putty much
I'll boys is erlike.
1t amt whut er man is dat makes him
happy in dis yere worl. Its whut be thinks
be ia
Folks may talk ez much ez ia please erbout
all people bein' created ekul, but it amt er
fack. De game chickens meat is better den
de shanghai's.
Ez We git old we KANT do nigh SO much
work ez We could we'en We wuz young, but
il peer like We do it better. De apples on er
young tree grows bigger den da do on er ole
tree, but da amt so sweet.
1t is er mighty hard matter fur us ter see
de bad p'ints in er thief dat is willin' ter lend
rs money, ur de good p'ints in er homes man
dat hab fused ter do us favor. Oar amt
sr weaker rnskil in dis yere worr den human
natur'.-ArkanSsw Traveller.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08
Martyrs to Headache

Seek relief in vain, until they begin to
use Ayers Sarsaparilla. Then they re-
gret the years of suffering they might
have escaped had they tried this remedy
earlier. The trouble was constitutional
not local; and, until Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla did its effective work as an
Alternative and Blood Purifier, they were
compelled to suffer.
The wife Of Samuel Page, II Austin
St, Lowell, Mass. was, for long time.
subject to severe headaches. the result
Of stomach and liver disorders. A per-
feet cure has been effected by Ayers
Sarsaparilla-
Frank Roberts, ~ Washington ST.,
Boston. SAYS that he formerly had ter
rible headaches, and until he took
Ayers Sarsaparilla. never found any
ma}irin. that wpuiI give
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

There is an American in the customs service
In China who is quite character. His cool
ness and ASSURANCE have tried the patience OF
Sir Robert Hart, the imperial director Of Gus
toms, any time These twenty years, but he is
still there. He never could learn Chinese
and even when it was made imperative that
the customs men should know the language to
some extent he didn't learn it. He was always
doing something wrong, or against the rules
On one occasion Sir Robert Hart was in
Shanghai, and, walking down the Band he
met the American. whose post WAS at a
southern port The American saluted
-Well, sir, said Hart, 4will you have the
goodness to explain why you are not at your
post i'll Amoyi'
Certainly, Sir Robert. l am travelling
with No. Mandarin on duty"
You! You can't be OF much use How do
you manage. You don't understand Chinessfr
-No; but don't talk to him.
"How can you get on without talking to
him.
"WelI, you see, Sir Robert, he's dead"
He was escorting the body of dead man.
DARN to his family place.-San Francisco
Chronicle.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

City Editor apparently troubledl-Do you
mean TO say. Mr.. Stubpep, that you have
completed this report of tie horse racei
Reporter-Thats the best l can do.
"Wky, see here. you haven't even said any
where that the track was cuppy or that a
horse went into the air."
well, l didn't hear that the ira was
cuppy or that any horse did so into the air. I"
City Editor tdecisivelyl-No matter; work
it in somewhere. 1t sounds professional and
your report needs something; anybody can
understand it now-Springfeld Homestead
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08
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.fici.s IN rIug hats opd government blankets.
.ni Tins male them onncar som.,bing like
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That i,,sr,.,iuy story "Tbe Delinouens
Tsy Jist y ia now running i, most of Tn. ter
-;,or;.I .,.h.rc.s I, ;s s,orv With n had
o.a;,n R;smarct Tri,,r.
,x I'M AZ we ar, not . reader Of bis p.nrr
We hope he may soon be able to resume his
editorial ldutie,-Norristovn Herald.
=. H.. ,.,s ,,. ,...r;, ,o,s.,...,,.
has a GOOD deal to mt nm with-Iowsll
Courier
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thu. man in tn. moon mus. he . skipper-D,-
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Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08
Permanent Relief.

EVERY Spring. for years. writes
Lizzie W. DeVeau, 262 Fifteenth ST.,
Brooklyn, n. V, Il have had intoler-
able headaches. / commenced the use
Of Ayers Sarsaparilla last March, and
have not had a headache since that
time
Il suffered from headache. indiCes-
ton. and debility. and was hardly able
to drag myself about the house. writes
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Lewis, Of A ST, Lowell,
Mass. Ayers Sarsaparilla has worked
q marvellous change i'll my case. l now
feel strong and well as ever"
Jonas Garman, Esq. of Lykins. Pa,
writes: "Fcr years l have suffered
dreadfullv. every Spring, from headache.
caused by impurity Of the blood and
bilousnesS. Ii seemed for DAYS and
weeks that my head would split open
Nothing relieved Inc till | took Ayers
Sarsapariila. This medicine has cured
me completely"
When Mrs. Genevra Belanger. OF -
Bridge St, Springfield, Mass, began TO
use Ayers SarS3parilla, she had suffered
for some years from a serious affection
OF the kidneys. Every Spring. also. she
was afflicted with headache, loss Of
appetite. and indigestion. \ friend per-
suaied her to Use Ayers Sarsaparii.a,
which benefited her wonderfully. Her
health is now perfect. Martyrs To head
ache should try
Ayers SarsapariIla,
Prepared By Dr. y G. Aver & Co., Lowell. Mass.
Price q: six bottles, 8. Worth - bottle.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Omaha Man Gn England)-That's pretty
fair sort Of house. l believe III take thst
for the season.
Englishman-'Ousel 'ouse! that's no 'ouSe,
sir.
NO house, eh' What is it then. a stablei"
That's one Of the queens palaces"
"Ohl see its empty"
"Yes, it stands h'empty most Of the time"
Il wonder what rent she wants for it.'
"Rent! You couldn't get that for a mil
lion pun, sir
a million pounds. Great Scott, won
der if she thinks this is Los Angeles "-Omaha
World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

"Eh! Going on a journeyr he 9ueried as
he halted a friend with q gripsack.
"Only short ride. Going out to the -
County fair"
Got anything TO exhibit theref'
"Oa, no. I'm down to make the big speech
Of the opening day"
You! What i'll flnxseed do you know Of
AGRICULTURE
Nothing. 1t will all he about the Revolu-
tionary war-Georse Washinston-old pio-
neers. and my patent stump puller. They
don't want any agriculture in it."-Detroit
Free Press
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

She-Sbakespeare, after n!l, was the most
original OF writers. He stands head and
shoulders above all other English writers.
He-Nhy, I don't know, Grace; l hear
people every day saying the very same things
which you'll find i'll his booE-Boston Tran
script
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Mrs. De Miiion-My poor friend, how can
l console you,
Mrs De Corner-Console met What
abouts
-Oh. Then it isn't true. 1t WAS reported
at Mrs. De Fashions party last evening that
your son hai e!oped with All actress
"Yes, that's true. We told him We though.
an elopemeut would look better than public
wedding"
what! You didn't objsct'r
"No, indeed. My husband got caught in
the wheat crash, and we are both glad the
poor boy has found some one to support him"
Omaha World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

New Yorker-Wcll, well. You and
went To college together.
Wayback Hermit.-Yes; it was there met
my fate, and her loss drove me into the Rock
les to find Oblivion. Is my Old chum, Fred
Ward, still alvei
YES. Society does not see much of Fred
now. He has become all enthusiastic ANA
teur printer, and devotes all bis time to it,
"Eh! Stays at home"
NO; he is temporarily residing at Sing
Sing Omaha World.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08
Didn't Want to Own 1t.

There was o difficulty among the singers:
and, it being rumored as a settled fact that
the choir would not sing note Oh the next
Sabbath. the minister commenced morning
worship by giving out the hymn Of Watts
Come ye who love the Lord After read
ing it through he looked up very emphatic
ally TO the choir and said: you will begin
at the second verse:
let those refuse e sing
Who never knew our God"
They sang that hymn.-Musical Herald.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

"Tm going to have a crayon Of my father
hung over the mantelpiece," remarked the
proud owner Of new and beautiful man
sion. as he expressed Ills perfect satisfaction
with the decorations of the library
oh, pardon me, It is impossible" ex
claimed the architect The room is Turk
ish."
"All right" said the master of the house
Graveiy. OF course, We mustn't spoil the
decorations. But il have the artist touch hun
up little, and put fez on the old gentle
mans head, you'll let him in, won't youf"-
The Epoch
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

A. Bronson Alcott has kept journal ever
since he was a boy. Among the earliest
entries are the following; went in swimmin'
today. Read Plato while dryin' of and got
offuly sunburnt" Today began kriticle
study of the Greke tragedise, but Ralf Emer-
son came round and we concluded to 60 after
Cnipmunks. ."-Burlington Free Press
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Guest Ito landlord)-I say, landlord, have
you got such thing as all ency yclopaedia about
the house!
Landlord-No, sir, we have not; but there
is gentleman from Boston in the reading
room.-Harper's Bazaar.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

En- route for Europe-Daughter watching
the sea gulls)-Do the sea gulls accompany US
all the way across, mamma.
Mother-I know of two Of them that Go,
my dear, your father and your uncle James.
They are down below now playing poker with
stran9els-New York Sun.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Ger the top Of the high backed rocker,
Icould sec her dainty head,
My lovely, darling Emma,
She whom was soon to wed.
crept up closer TO her, :.
Hoping to surprise her there: =,
NJ heart was humping wildly,
As softly stroked her hair. -
kissed one rosy. dimplcd cheek;
As went to kiss the ether,
got better look at-,Iin.
Great guns. II wss her brother.
-letrOit Free PreS
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

An enterprising Yankee, who owned q
large chair mandatory, had occasion one
day to show a friend from over the water
through his establishment
The Engiishman. amazed at the quantity
Of chairs that lie saw in their various stages
of completion. exclaimed:
SOW can you hever hexpect to sell SO
many chairs!"
WALL" said the Yankee. Il guess settin'
down amt gone out of fashion yet."-Detroit
Ere. Press
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08
In small Quantities.

Chicago Drummer ito stranger)-Whatl line
of goods are You selling, sirl
Stranger with disnityj-Im a lawyer. l
sell brains.
Chicago Drummer-Ab, yes. Retail,
sposel New York Sun.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-08

Some girls can look upon mouse
And neither scream ror faint,
They can, there's no denying;
But where's The man can pass house
Which bears the warning Paint"
Without a test applying:
New York Weekly