New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-01-13
THE Talk or THE DAY.

According to "The Salt Lake City Tribune" "thc
crandest features OF Utah arc her mission schools
he work they performing Is noble az was ever
done and their success IS most gratifying. They are
supported in great part by money contributed IN the
Eastern States 1t amounts 20 Thousands OF dollars an
nualv This work mas been continued here for MANY
years and yet there has never been breath whis
p,rod against the financial managers or the teaeher
OF these schools. They have made record which
should gladden. all generous hearts whether Christian
or pagan. They arc doing a good which cannot oe
measured: doing 1t with holy and unseii'h purpose
AMI they have eYtenaed until their impression has be
come marked upon society"
Great Comfort. Mrs Fnts-Ohl I know Mr
Rnks must be of very aristocratc descent, hs feet
sman.
Mrs Wuks-Is that sisnl
81 should say 4, was"
swell Mr.. w.ntss feet quito larce."
$50 have noticei-but OF course that don't mat
ter"
mot in the least; he can arorl to hire boot
black. "-fOmahl word.
Tho EItor OF "The Boston Re-orl" remarked the
other day 'Wo arc down on the snow for two rca-
,ons" 8 elnr which tho ri tor OF Tho Burlington
tros Pross" made this COME sion: ave are down on
Il only for rcason-because It l. slippery. "h"O
OF o. fun tho OF these frig1 regions do nave
TO 10 surc.
A Ma.sachusetts hiosopher divies the poor into
ella So ' lords Ioor the doFms poor s ana 'i N
trin o'ces nigh DO al to belong TO both Oh the
alter classes thur ngton FIRE. Press
Tho greatest difficulty In shipping fresh fruit from
california O. tho Fat been due TO tho fact that II
bad become dctenorated before It placed in the
cars Tho Intcr-Ocean Cold storage Company now
promises to obyiate this difficulty by cooling the fruit
and Keeping IL cool from tho time when IL Is picked
untr IL 4, placed In the refrigerator cars. Tho com
many has egun operations at R erio aud should the
plan prove successful will not be long before other
parts Of tho Will have similar facilities for fruit
cooling AM the Eastern fruit trade will DO put upon
% solid and permanent basis.
wo wero speaking OF preachers having fine voices
and ono minister SAID "Tboy tell a grand story on
Brother g.. whom you all know. He was detailed TO
10 little missionary work among the negroes When
the time was UP ho reapI onicd one or the
class leader. OF the darkey church came 10 him and
mid: Brorher s. wo's gl1d doy done sent you back
To pr5ach 10 u.s. Why sOl' Querie,i the minister.
Kaae de cued folks all Lack you. Dey say you got
do mo n Jules voice '-tAtanta Constitution.
An Unmproyed Opportunity. Tom-Whats wrong
with you old man You look all chilled through.
Jack wit. out moving a musclei-Ihat stunning
English ein been talking to me for half an hour'
an lust now a ked mo II ! knew where l was sitting.
1 told her that | believed ii to be sofa, and
now that she's gone OF with that cad, I've Just dis
covered that bunch OF mstletoe Overhead.-CIl- Bits
A Great City's Street cars. Omaha Man-so you
were IN that street car which into 10y a loco
molvef
Oh cage Man-Yes, I one Of about forty pas
sengcr'.
"vere rono OF taem hurti"
"NO5 ORE
.Dut IL must have done some DAMAGE"
"No. l. dil good-lno, kcd all the lcices OH our
noses"-tomaha World.