Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-11
BRIGHT Ri rs.

A MAINE PAPER inquiries: IFS there more
money in heels than in headsp" Yes, in poll
tics, where the heeers get all the money and
the head men only the honors.- Wdshtngt0n
StIy.
SPRINGS sights and sounds are drawing near,
Bright sunshine and the violet's smell,
Inc bulllrogs croak; and on the roof
The tomCaPs clarion veil.
-YesO Karen Nseos.
"Do you know what has become of that re-
lation OF yours who used to work for mep'
asked gentleman OF an Irish laborer.
mo, yer honor, bat IL yez is anxious to see
MIN oPll write to him an AK him TO sind me
MS addrlss. '-JtGGVs.
WHAT is sn affair du cGur, papa ~ said
the small boy who had been endeavoring TO
read the daily paper.
THAT must be a new name for dog fight"
sald the old gentleman as he reached for the
paper.-BoSt.n Bulletin.
He invited her to go sleigh riding. 'It will
be cold day when | go sleigh riding with
you" she answered haughtiy.
lit VIII have to be-" he responded cheer
rully., There is never any seghing on warm
uays." She SAYS now that she deIests slang.
---Dot oft Free Press.
GIRL from Canada has brought action
against man in Burlington, Vt. because he
sissed her in the street. AZ Canadian au-
thorltles object to American schooners and
sloops. II Is right, of course, that patriotic
Canadian glrs should dislike American
smacks.-P AtIadelDhtd North Agaerjcan.
A CHURCH DEACON who sat down upon
coal cover IN the sidewalk the other evening
wisely rolrained from using explosive lam
Guage, but he confided to friend that If he
cou have borrowed some OF the remarks
employed by the man who caught his AK IN 4
clothes line when chopping WOOD he would
have cooled of much more qmckly.-NOr-
rtstc10R HecuLd.
NOT that brand: First Grizzly father gave
me sealskin coat and diamonds at the be-
ginning of the season.
Second Grizzly father can't do as much
Tor me; he Is only u Congressman
First Giri-Weii, that's what mine is
Second Girl-But mine is very poor.
First Giri-Oh! Mine isn't that kind of a
Congressman.-W Washington Critlc.
OLD Acquaintance: stiggins-who is that
gentlemap with whom you were talking a
Pennybnnker-Hei ia an original humorist.
But why did you lift your hat continually
while you were talking TO hImW
He was telling me some original iokes, and
whenever recognize an old acquaintance
always lit my hat."-1esciS Siftin0S.
GOING oFF--at Tangent.-The Cambridge
University Boat Club want the next oxford
and Cambridge boat-rac to be started by
pistol instead OF by word of mouth as hereto
| Iore. Having regard TO the attention which
| Cambridge has aways paid to mathematics.
~ Is only IN accordance with The fitness OF
| things that it wants the eghts to be started
| oy trigger nometry Funny Folks.
got any invisible inkP' she asked in a
whisper.
| NV G have" ia
| zone bottle, please"
| You know how to use it?' he queried,
| so, it ISN'T for me, but for the nice Young
man who Wrttc s to me. Mamma has got in
the habit of opening my letters, and we pro-
| po9e that she shall draw blanks after this ~
| Detc IL Free Press.
1T isn't every girl who will tell on herself.
! but one did. She came TO the store and re-
| turned fine pair of hangs she had bought the
day previously. Can you not sell me some
chat ill not come off?'
| Come off! Way these will stay with very
| little care.'
| 20. they are horrid. They catch on collar
| buttons and pull off,"
| The prOprietress tainted, the assistant fell
| on the chair and screamed "Whatw while
| the young lady departed bangles and with
| out her CHANGE IttS6ur0 DiSDttc6.