New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-13
THE TALK or TIE DAY.


r.,,,rnc1 from Virginia. where he has been enpioSeu
rc'"'"0' N rallroad lie tells story
Of contractors son who was sno' wv
J., .lI bl,od by a desperate, who, after coAec'ihs
p,, o nry friends, threatened to clean out inc o"'
mics he wa, acquitted His thai lasted "i'''"
Minutes resulted In an acquittal, wherupon N0 ""
hi. gan. proceeded to get giorousy uunA'
John seaman of Cohoes. y. Y, advertises III
uudson news aper for his umDlelI"' lo III
tLot il is a good silk one, that IL, pulVVt' ,oaJ
:, 80, ,nn of the car, of the Hudson RIVER h"iIo'
and that he values il as keepsake iic -
~On making inquiry learned that man al LILA
from the train taking it with nm: IL ,n ,oon,ant
meet the eye Of the man when he is III Il
mood he NAV desire TO return the uinnrell"' -
- he can leave it at this Office ana we VIII VII
return il to MIR. Seaman the next une We nlc
in Cohocs Or il be declines Ia return II. l"rh'pS
If he will drop a postal 20 Mr. Seaman that gen
tcman by way Of hcapng Goals of fire on MS
head will send him down its case.
oCarcnce," exclaimed hi- mother, cone TO me
quickly. dear How pale YOU are 40" ~ ,iars
,nce. YOU have a tobacco heart" laience rh9,s
hi, head and glsrcd feehly. nome, he SAD moving
away snt m, G han. a'S' AMI With white compressed lips
he gone bind the barn not lot but gone oeh ane
though lost to sight 10 memory anu othef l10u'o f
altogether perfectly audihl'
Delaware will have 10 get along for some time
to come with it, present "antiPuat"d' Constitution
which va, to a larCc extent the work OF the great
I leader VI.
roiers did no. feel enough interested in a new
e. stltutlon 80 vote on the question az the recc"s
.r,,ion. However there Is no danger that the
itt!e state VIII come 10 grief under its present.
charter.
one Of the Rochester journals admits 70 lis
columns "A poet who attempts Ia rhyme Pick
wick with "picnicr our best critics have always
commended that belcs-lettres could never hope to
make substantial progress in Rochester unless "a
moro rigorous censorship was established over the
poets corner OF the local journals
sho Had IIlm.-~Thls IS new sh@lc. isn't itr'
d" Yes, madame. II has Just come III.
"What Is It called ~ ,.-
Tho manufacturer wanted To pay - a delcac
compliment. 80 he named 10 TIA" Clerks laNortc~
Give five yards OF your p!aihcst bIa'h' 49,
lid Bits.
western Australia wants Home Rule Thus far II has
been a Crown colony. governed by Governor and Exc
cutyc CoprcIl appointed by the Queen II l. rot likely
however, that It Will get Home Rule for some time,
because although tho colony Is large covering an area
OF 10000 miles, It has population Of less than 40
600 persons OF European God. England prefers that
It shall remain a Colony, because a. such 1t IS
convenient outlet for emigration from England
The boodlcrs here and in Canada Will bo
/ interested in IL piece OF news from Washington.
Among the patents granted last week was one to Il
man in Stcubcn County who has invented an
improved handcuh
Il want to ask you question Miss smith ,t me ne
said, In low, tender tone OF voice. ana may ho'
"opI pcaHv Wr sampson, interrupted Miss smith,
austcrely, :" beg Of You not to 90 on IL Is I'M
THAT YOU" no went not hec'iinG her inter
rupilon, "wll 20 with mo To Dclmomeos FOR a d'Sh
YES" said Miss smith. without austcrty-Epoch.
In some St Louis restaurants the walters
no longer bawl the orders down to the
kitchen; they touch certain electric bells
/ Instead. When St Louls man orders lunch al
coffee and ham and eggs eggs cooked ON both Sides
l .I r.If lfsis tn
speech: "onc in the dark. white wings hog to como
along. Shipwreck them whtc wings
"Ibe retrificd fish" which is now making the
| tour OF New-England and exciting cohSdcrao'e
enthusiasm in the scientific breast was iVuii
near Portland Oregon. 5000 feet above the lcNei
| of thc sen Scientists nrc mt loss to know what
pctrfed him. But il will occur to plain practlcal
aymcn that the explanation is simple iiearin:
the man that caught him lie about his wciSht
was what did the business.
Yes, IIonorIus, pretty face may drive a man TO
II UPON pulling it ont Of his vest pocket II shows
that no has Just seven minutes To eaten ram Wn.'n
/ is fifteen minutes diStant.-OInghamtoh hop"p'0""
Now that the election IL over Poueikeep'le turns
! for relief from politics to science learned sehuo
man Is now ccurng In that city on medical science
and by way OF rendering himself Irresistible To his
, audience he exhibits for their inspection revised
and amended dog This animal originally hal nthing
remarkable about him. and night have attended bench
show without exciting any attention. But some
wears ago he wa the victim Of serious Illness and
In order his life his attending physician found
IL necessary To ht him up with sllverlihed stomach
/ Tho lining l. being exhibited to Poughkccpsc
audiences. There is always good deal to see along
/ the Hudson In tho fall.
The young men of Willis. Texas do not allow
! themselves to become cngrOsScd in business
or in starcycd science or In polite Literature
or in Shakespeare cyphers as TO neglect 10 turn
aside now and then To one of those green Arcadan
GASES at which the soul is freshcncd and rein
yigoratcd. At least one is led 10 form such a
conclusion reading the following paragraph
which we find in late number Of "1hc Wilson
/ Index" \ fight between house cat ana a
! 'possum phch had their caudal appcndages
closely attached was of the sports provided by
the town kids for their amusement last Sunday
evening
Mrs. Hendricks 60 callcrl-No didn't read the
| story, Mrs IIobson My husband read IL and told
| me that II ended drcadfully and don't like that
| style of novel. 49,. =,
Mr-. iIobson (snrprsed)-Why, It ended beautifully
| and they married In the last chapter -
| Mrs. lIendrck, with set look on her face)-ll
speak to Mr. Hendricks about 1t agan-tEpoch.