The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-12-15
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~ has Aeagiug before geinE 10 bed.
The sasp vhs hsis carpet sail Il
BE upeaeled oYsiers 10 s1oag shoss sla,
wish lhs ssl lstsn 90 s~ maistisl
Ahsn mss soes fogs ball nsich ioi
lts arss tana b. iklnss il j. iso base bal
ieAms hasins iheir iuplBs VITA the pmpire,
-Dailafa 10 yen iso. .oass losc
e see ibssasslvs ia Pfist Brightly
Tbsf oasti 70 te encouraged, ny boy
its heap ebesPer than sili.
kshtJ NJ. cas stay al home from
sei8tgl 10 dag Moihss Yes. Bobby.
rear fsibsr ssas you 10 help bin pal ny
the pafior stove Bobby Well. TIA. Why
Cast Eg % school
Bseariiie 1ehusiog, beibg near SIGHT.
81. misistes the sss,hefcock fer iugi-
tf from the chicken teosi Yer need
ct rsost - higb. chicken. ! sin'i gotta
10 isaeh yer lee feio nd
iunf hiil has bees RAINING long
TINE. lasinastiasly remarked the bsicL.
81 q siopsg ihe other morning. "1hsis
bal fema'tea slopay, sympaibeiicslly.
Way doot 700 Is, - wslk 4"
-Fahef wh.ts that noise 10 the
per, room Mother LIS Bobby sing
log sat 70 be an sngeI, dear little
isllow Father Veil. you had better go
.u8 Ace uhat ~ nm IA
y ,cio, 90 eaByslesecni psiiepl): Il
has i.ken the liberty. sir. Of making out
my biil pa'ieut Cooking at bilD /
"G0e.t He.seus docior, you dost expect |
me h. iase al tbis ~ one dose !"
- gsatr.lly pick ny compsny," cad
Mrs Yeast, hanghiiiT Yes. AN aware
Of il, replied Mrs cdmsonbeak. sarcas.
tieAily, hat you salt until after they
hase left your house and then you pick
them q pieces
--Csllef 90 flOssie, whose mother has
reeeaiiy married the second iime)-well,
Flosslc. how do you like your new papa
fiossie i don't like him quite as much as
| dill 81 hrsi LIN afraid be isn't going
10 wear very welt.
"What is the price Of tea I" she asked
Of the guilsless grocer 'Oae dollar,
msral. ws the response Isn't that
too steep y ~as the next question, aud
the grocer replied: YES marin, that is
what they DO with IL
Mistress 10 applieanD. Il suppose
you are god gid; religious girl,
mean = Applicant 'Oh, yes. mum.
alters goes 10 church three times during
the seek. and twice OF sunday" Mis-.
trees concludes she is too religious,
"A clergyman was delivering fuueral
Grafton at the grave Of general. A
crowd Of officers stood around the speaker
who wound mp as follows; In short il
may be said with truth that the deceased
general never had an enemy 10 his life.
--"Mamma." ssii Philadelphia gtrl.
what would b. an appropriate present to
George fyu know W. are not engaged
pet Il p. long has lie been calling on
Fon q About two years. Then |
.hink pretty plain bint will be the prop.
u lhiDg TO give bin.
A remarkably brilliant meteor was
ecu 10 hover over Los Angeles recently.
I paused for moment over the city and
hen slot upward aud out Of sight. II
'robshiy bad glimpse ot the price OF
ca estate ia that locality aud hastily
10 40 back lnto spaced
How many birthdays do you think
va bad oae person was heard to say 10
noincr OF the horse car. 20, about forty.
even, hlzurded tue person addressed.
'only one birthday, The rest have been
was the explanation, and
he car suddenly stopped
A yonng lady who bad been married "
little over year wrote to her matter-of-
ici old father, saying: I'VE have the GA
earesi little cottage 10 the world, orna-
tented "iIh the most charming creepers
o. ever saw, Tue old man read the
liter aud exclaimed: Twins by tLun.
or r n
Robinson stood on the corner, his
titade expressive Of pain. What's the -
after. Robinson 2" inquired Dumley,
ho chauced TO he passing. "Rheuma-
sm Sgdu You look sort o twisted"
M, responded Robinson. my wife has
III u,ade me hall dozsn new shirts. and A
We got Que Of I'm on. IL
"A D4mpeuer: II was waikiki down
bird ayeaue to-day, said old Mrs. Bow
u, "shen somebody 10 an upper win
~ threw out pail o. water, an' most
u landed on my rev bonnit an Jest
out spilled IL l don't know wh,n
included The old iody, that I've felt so l
fieaied over ennytbia'."
--shei What gorgeous sunset. Mr. To-
'mpson ! What glory Of color in the run
illiani yellos aud flaming crimson Of
ose piled-up clouds against the deep
cen Of the fertile helds aud voiceless and
'ods r (ie young man Of correct NJ
'iel ''ie es. bu, don't ycu think. Miss -
ara. that /, is triae loud r.
An extreme speciman Of dandy
gifted from fickeiy coach and wen,
onod front 10 pay the driver The poor
.o.bones mare turned her bead 10
! At the duir' Yes. Navey. said the
s,ic driver eoaa lao,ially to bis horse,
THE passenger moved ssay, that's the
rned thing yon We been a drawn"
knbiostsiu. wbeu 10 Leipzig. was one
I sisl,ssi by asery pretty eisl. who ssk.
psim,ssiea 70 play Tor him. After her
ntwbs, doubtful performance she sfcse