Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-07-08
FACT AND FANCY.
IDAHO

fifteen matr0ns, at salary OF SUD eacn
care for women prisoners at the principal pt
lice stations.
A Cuban resident OF Key West, Fla. recen
" imported from Cuba four cows, which ar
driven up 10 his door and MIXED every morn
ing, thus insuring to the owner pure, fires
milk.
Z An English statlstlcan has discovered tina
married men live longer aud better lives thai
bachelors. Among every 1000 bachelor
there are 80 criminals; among married mel
the ratio is only IS per 1000
A free library Is being established In yev
I York by the Odd Fellows OF that city, ant
neatly twenty-five thousand books have beer
secured BY charging one book fer each adj
mission to entertainments la the Interest 0
the enterprise.
A young girl employed In Cincinnati tailor
fng establishment was leaning over pot o.
boiling coffee when suddenly II exploded
throwing the Hnid In all directions. She wa
SO badly burned II is feared her eyesight hai
been destroyed.
whats your Idea OF heaven, smithi' asked
Mr.. Jephas Aureiius Winker Of that gentle
man. as they walked homeward after service
Smith replied sadly rubbing an ugly stubble
beard. "A barbsr-shop where next comes
Immediately on saturday nights
There's couple Of nice cnoumbcrs, doc
tor. said the green grocer "all I've left.
wss going 10 send them over to the Smiths.
bnt II ro,l want ,etp Won can have ,em INA. !,
renlg,I The aoeter hastily .1et The Smiths
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IN the Wofih. Recently ha'i'u''ne iunoi'
place has been opeued on nrosa"ai' NJ "nieh
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bfoiieh steah' WIN ufeal anu puuef' are
served q iivc cents eacn' Inc n'h 81 rare -
n ihAf'e o. eheapness' anu INC 'ooA'"E %
saiu 70 be pretty goon' 100
An old deacon wa asked the other day.
.'how doyou like your pastorf' First rate"
he replied, except In one Thing" What's
thati ~ th's, eonnnuea lhe doaeon /;
'ths iora never mace nun 10 teh Jokes, aho
YET ne insists on tfi'lng thein. hsfer Hke %
lauEh nhen don't want 70 laugh ana YET
nave 70 20 y constantly JUST 70 save inc
PASTORS irciihEs'
The following charming obituary notices
were recently brought 10 light BY writer on
an castean msgazae. One was found IN a
Bowie, Arizona, paper death loves a
shining mark, aud she hit dandy when she
turned loose on JIM The other In New
Mexico contemporary iier urea spirit was
released IRON tue pa'n'raek'ng pouy, ana
SCARED aloit 70 eternal glory at 'iSo Denver
'"''s
a hoxbury citizen, saws me Boston iran
script, has daughter about three years ola.
Having accompanied her mother 10 witness
baptism tbc next gay she sara enc was gong
70 have abapllsm heFsei', ana arranging hef
dolls aiong the edge OF inc path tnp, she pre-
pared one OF them Tor immersion Her mather,
hearing The chlld's voice advanced within iist-
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mFneeu attending sandai-school aud became
deeply interested 10 the teachings no received
Aiier one Or TWO lessons had been given him
nc expressed strong WISH Tor sling shot,
Ills fond mother was rather astonished at the
request and asked the young hopeful why he
wanted such thing Ills reply was prompt
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