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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
Dakota Keeps Up After All.

"Ah!" said the Dakota man, proudly,
you never hear OF bank cashier in
my Territory absconding with the
funds.
mo, that's So" replied the Eastern
men humbly.
There isn't Dakota banker in Can
ada, sir, not one!"
Il believe it. suppose it is the vir-
gin honesty of your people that brings
about this gratifying state of things"
Well, no, l don't know that 1 can
say that exactly"
perhaps they realize that honesty
is the best rolicy?'
ooh, | don't know hardly think
that has much to do with it."
How do you explain it, then?'
"Why, you see it is mighty easy to
get elected County Treasurer and they
can carry off three times as much as
they could from bank. Dakota Coun-
ty Treasurers pass over the Canadian
line on an average of one every ten
minutes, sir !"-Ddkotd lei.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
That Appie Once More.

Mrs. McSychophant. the wife of Par
son McSychophant, Texas clergyman,
happened to be present when the class
was being examined by the aforesaid
clergyman.
Tommy" asked the clergyman,
"did Adam and Eve sin in the Garden
of Eden2"
"You bet they did," replied Tommy.
(Which sinned first. Adam or Eve ?"
Tommy scratched his head and hest
tated.
In order to give him hint that Eve
had first transgressed the parson point
ed toward his wife. Tommy caught on
Immediately, and roared OUT
"Your wife sinned first !"-TeTas
SiftinQS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
Approved the Sample.

A Scotch nobleman once gave his
tenantry an unusually sumptuous din
ner, and as preliminary appetizer
sent round just a liquor glass of very
precious "stingo." One Lurly Scot
was so pleased with the taste of his
"wee drap" that-to the amusement of
the rest of the company-he called out
to the waiter, al say, young man, va
can phase to bring me some o. that in q
mug! "-DctrOit Free Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

cures nausea, weakness of stomach, indi-
gcstion, bloatlng and eructations OF gas.
As a soothing and strengthening
uervine, Favorite Prescription Is un-
equalled and ia invaluable In allaying and
subduing nervous e1citability, irritability,
exhaustion, prostration. hysteria, spasms
and other distressing, nervous symptoms
commonly attendant. upon functional and
organic disease of the womb. IL induces
refreshing sleep and relieves mental anx-
iety and dependency.
Dr. Pierce,s Favorfte prcscripti on
IL legitimate medicine, carefully
compounded by an experienced and skillful
physician, and adapted 60 wornan's delicate
organization. It is purely vegetable I'm its
composition and perfectly harmless In It's
effects in any condition Of the system.
"Favoritc Prescription II posi-
tive cure for the most complicated and
obstinate cases OF leucogrhca, or whites"
excessive flowing at monthly periods, pain
full menstruation, unnatural suppressions
prolapsus OF falling Of the womb. weak
back, "fcmale weakness" anteversion, re-
troversion, bcarinR-down sensations, chron-
ic congestion, inflammation and uccration
of the womb, inflammation, pain ana ten
derncss in ovaries, accompanied with -" IN
tcrnal heat"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
Wbv Mormons Are Denied Passes.

1t may not be generally known that
among those who have been deprived
of railroad passes under the new order
of things are the elders of the Mormon
Church. Owing to the peculiar word
ing of the law, which permits free
TRANSPORTATION to ministers of religion,
the disciples of Brigham Young are
denied the privilege which are still ex-
tended in the matter of reduced fares
TO orthodox clergymen. The Mormon
elders are not regularly ordained min
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

listers, and consequently are not in
charge of regularly stated congrega-
tions contiguous to lines over which
reduced rates are requested; hence,
the denial of the benefits referred to.
What effect this has had upon Mormon
evangelization it would be hard to tell,
but that it has materially increased the
expenses of that sect may be gathered
from the frequent reports of its mem
bers' indefatigable labors among the
unbelievers in this country and in Eu-
rope.-St Louis Globe Democrat.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

The treatment Of many thousands OF cases
of those chronic weaknesses and distressing
ailments peculiar TO females, at the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y,
has afforded a vast experience In nicely
adapting and thoroughly testing remedies
for the cure OF woman's peculiar maladies.
DIR. Pferce's FavOrtte Prescription
Is the outgrowth, or result, OF this great
and valuable experience. Thousands of
testimonials, received from patients and
from physicians who have tested 10 I'm tho
more aggravated and obstinate cases which
had baffled their skill, prove it To be tho
most wonderful remedy ever devised for
the relief and cure of suffering women. It
is not recommended as "cure-all." but
as most perfect Specific for woman s
peculiar ailments.
As a powerful, invigorating tonic,
IL imparts strength 10 the whole system,
and 10 the uterus, or womb and its APP
pendagcs, In particular. For ovcrworked,
''worn-out," rundown" debilitatcd teach
ers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstreSscs,
"shop-girls," housekccpers, nursing moth
ers, and feeble women generally, DR..
Piercc's Favorite Prescription is the great
est earthly boon, being unequalled as an
appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. IL
promotes digestion and assimilation OF food,
Address. WORLDiS DIsPl
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

I'm pregnancy, " Favoritc Prescription ~
Is "mothers cordial" relieving nausea,
weakness OF stomach and other distressing
symptoms common to that condition. IL
its use is kept up in the latter months of
CESSATION, IL so prepares the system for de-
livery as TO greatly lessen, and many times
almost entirely do away with the sufferings
OF that trying ordeal.
"FavOrite Prcscription,"w when taken
in connection with the use OF DIR. Pierces
Golden Medical Discovery, and small laxa-
tive doses Of DIR. Pierces Purgative Pellets
little Liver Pills., cures Liver, Kidney and
bladder diseases. Their combined use also
removes blood taints, and abolishes can
ccrous and scrofulous humors from the
system.
"Eavoritc Prescription" is the only
medicine for women sold, by druggists,
under n positive guarantee, from the
manufacturers, that it will give .satisfac-
ton in every case, or money Will be re-
funded. This guarantee has been printed
on the bottle-wrappcr, and faithfully car
ricd out for many years. Large bottles
QQO doses) sl.OO, or six bottles for
re- Send ten cents i'm stamps for Or.
Picrce's largo, illustrated Treatise QcQ
pages) on Diseases OF Women.
|. GG3 Main Street, BUFFALO, N. r..
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

THE Russians retained their boards
until Peter the Great returned from
his Western tour, when one of his first
etlicts toward the compulsory civiliza-
tion of his people had reference to the
beard, TO have it shaved off. Thus
the practice of shaving became almost
universal France was the first TO re-
turn to the old fashion Of wearing the
beard. and England was the last.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
How to Gain Flesh and strength.

Use after each meal SCOTS Emulsion with
Hvpophosphtes 1t is as palatable as milk,
aud easily digested The rapidly with which
delicate people improve with Its use is won
derfuL Use il and try your weight As a
remedy for Consumption, hroat affections,
and Bronchitis, it is unequaled. Please read:
Il used SCOTS Emulsion in child eight
months old with good results. He gained four
pounds in very short time. Tho PRIr,
NJ D. Alabama
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

THE threatened extinction of edel-
weiss and other alp ne towers, short
time ago, led to the founding of gar
dens and Enclosures for the cultivation
and protector of these plants. At one
of these mountain stations. at height
of about 7, 90 feet, plants of the Pyren-
ees, the Himalayas and the Caucasus
are cultivated, as well as those of the
lnS
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
CONE to tho bridal chamber. Death

Come to tue mother when she feels
For the first time her first borns breath,
And thou art terrblel
ThB untlmely death which annually carries
off thousands of human beings IN the prime
of youth Is indeed terrible. The first ap-
proacn OF consumption IL insldious, and the
sufferer himself Is the most unconscious of
its approach OIe OF the most alarming symp-
toms If this dread disease is, III fact, the IN
eradicable hope which turks in the heart Of
the victim, preventing him from taking timely
steps to arrest the ma ally. That 1t can b, ar
rested in its earlier stages is beyond questo y
"a there are hundreds of well-authenticlted
cases where DIR. Pierce's Goldel Medical Dis
covery has effected a complete cure.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
A Trial by Jury.

That great American jury the people, have
rendere a unan nous verdict in favor OF DR.
Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets, the stand
ard remedy for bowel and stomach disor Iers,
bliousness, sick headache, dizziness, const!-
patton, AMI sluggish liver
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

Il W. Tansill & Co., Chicago:
/ have retailed cigars for sixteen years, and
/ consider your ~TansilI's Punch" the best DC
cigar ever saw JOHN w. AITKEN, Druggist
Carbonate, Ia
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

7 have been a periodical
sufferer from Hay Fever since
the summer Of 1879. AND until
/ used Ely's Cream Balm 7
'ods neuer able TO find any re-
lief. I can sag that Cream
Balm cured nal. NJ. Geor-
ota, BinghamtOn, ~. Y.
Apply Balm into each nostril.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

WALKING advertisements for DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy are tho thousands il has
cured
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

PAPA is sometimes asked to contrib
ute to his daughters happiness and
won't give assent.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

A CYCLONE is like three schoolgirl
walking abreast-it doesn't turn out for
ANYTHING Waterloo Observer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

FLY-TIME-When the old gentleman in
vades the parlor, accompanied by club.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

No Opium I'm Pso's Cure for Consumption.
Cures whore other remedies fail. Csc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners applied I
those new boots and they will never run over
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

If 100000 persons should clasp
hands they would reach round the
globe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

AN auctioneer docs as he is bid, q post
man as he is directed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07
Nervous People

Who take Hoods Sarsapsrila earnestly declare: 1t
gives complet, and permanent control Of our
nerves" BY regulating the digestion it also over
comes dyspepsia aud disagreeable feelings in the
stomach. cures headache and heartburn. BY its ac-
ton on the blood impurities expelled and the
whole body is benefited.
-Inever thank Hoods Slrsaparila for helping
me much. When began taking II was confined
10 the bed nearly all the time. Now up the best
part Of the day. have better appetite than for hvo
years, and not nearly nervous as have BEEN
Mrs. ANN A. HAILER Ncetown. Philadelphia.
Hoods SarsapariIIa
Sold by all druggists. e.; six for S. Prepared only
by q. HOOD co. Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

WHAT makes all boy babies "bouncing?"
Don't girl babies bounce, and if they don't,
why don't they?-PhiLadelphia Cdu.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

I3 PHYSICIANS "a: ,5ss
FAILED Having eIhaasted the SIN Of three Ply
weak could with diGiculty the
taking Picrccs Fnvorite Prescription
using the local treatment recommended in his Common Sense
Medical Adviser commenced TO improve at In three
months perfectly cured, and have had trouble
letter family briefly
health had been restored full particulars
to writing for them enclosing sdmpcd-en-
ropc for reply have received hundred letters
In have described and treatment used
and have earnestly advised them do likewise
have received stating they
bad commenced
s0 required the Medical Adviser and had applied the
much nt. nlro ndu
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

SUCH when reality they all only symptoms caused by some
consequent complications. medicine,
entirely removed the disease thereby dspeng all those
misery.
| I-.,.u A Marvellous Cure, Mrs. g: F. sPRAouS
S-H@soo female weakness leucorrhea and falling OF the
Il nnnYnuc years, / had to bed
uuuIU a OF the time. doctored with
A different PHI sicians and spent large sums
benefit AT husband
medicines, which oath to do,
because prejudced against he and the doctors said
they would good finally told my husband that If
he ret your medicines, would them
advicc physician He ge six bottles OF the
BOTTLES of the Discovery
three bottles of Discovery and four OF
then the balance of the medicine TO sister who
troubled In the and she cured herself In short
have not had to take medicine for almost
years.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

The 'Favorite PrescriptiC
poor suffering women"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-09-07

cal or
wa the pres m a ems g
bdhr Ltnorntof prat large
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-01-18
A Solemn BARRIERS Sermon.

from the New York Mail and Express.
II wonder ii there's any ordinary,
everyday business about which peo-
pie have such mistaken ideas as about
this" said barber in one OF the big
downtown buildings the other day to
Mail and Express reporter. "For
instance, there isn't o day passes that
some young fellow doesn't come here
and give particular directions not to
be shaved high on the iace or under
his eyes. He thinks, you know, that
being shaved up there makes the hair
grow, and he is terrelied by the idea oil
having whiskers just under his eyellds
Nearly everybody has the same notion.
No amount OF shaving will make the
hair grow where it isn't growing, and
leaving it alone won't prevent it grow
ing where it is going to grow. You
might shavet the tip OF your nose every
day for a year, but that wouldn't
start hair on it. II your beard Is
Ioing to grow close up under your
eyes, it will grow there il you never
bOuCll u TdAOI W NOul ibtc'
81 have known II good many bald
men who mad an idea that having
their heads shaved would start the
hair growing again. Ofcourse | didn't
discourage that idea. but | knew that
might as well shave that iron post
there. Many young fellows believe
that frequent shaving will make their
mustaches grow. The fact is that
shaving has nothing to do with the
growth of the hair, anyway. If the
hair is naturally thin, no shaving will
make it thick, and if it is thick, leav-
ing it alone won't make it thinner.
Then about their cutting. Lots OF
men come in and give out explicit in
structions about how they want their
hair cut. The barber follows their
directions, and when he gets through
they want to get up and murder him
because they don't look as they
thought they would. Now the barber
knows they will look like guys all the
time, but what can he do? He has
had his instructions and must follow
them. The proper way to do is to
cave the matter to the good taste OF
the barber"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-01-18

A Beggar Leaves to q Woman
Who Befriended Him $4,000
In Cash,
Old Matt Bland, brush peddler
and q miser, died in squalor few
weeks ago in the third story back
room OF little house on Stiles street
above Sixteenth in Philadelphia. A
few days ago his will was admitted to
probate in the Office of the Register
there. 1t bequeaths his entire fortune
OF $50, 900 to Mrs. Harriet Walton,
the wife of William Ii. Walton, a well.
TODD Who'll sale chemist, who lives at
1,453 Giraid avenue. Mrs. Walton
says: 81 think that it was early in
1884 that Old Matt ms we used to call
him, first came to the house selling
brushes. He was miserable. looking
old fellow, with racking cough poorly
clad, but always remarkably neat aud
clean. bought brush from HIM ind
he seemed very grateful. About a
week afterwari he came again and i'm.
plored me to buy another brush, be.
cause it gave him luck. The brush !
had bought before, he said was the
first one he had sold for three DAYS,
but it sort OF set the ball rolling and
he had sold dozen day since |
made the purchase. Trade had begun
to slack off again, and so he begged me
to give him start"
Mrs. Walton said she took an inter
est in him and bought one. What
was more she gave him his break
fast, and from that time he was q reg
ular visitor, eating his breakfast in
her kitchen about three mornings n
week and selling her more brushes
than she could find use for. He cam,
in the winter only, however, and she
he tramped around the country ped
ding his wares.
He was u curious old fellow" she
continued; possessed OF fair ednca-
ton and rare fund OF information
on general topics. He told me once
that he had married when young, and
had lost his wife three months after.
He had never been the same man since.
He was native OF the north OF Ireland,
and was brushmaker by trade. His
father was successful mechanic,
and my belief is that most OF the
money which he left was bequeathed
him by his father. About u month
ago he stopped coming here, and |
supposed he must be i'll. | had no
idea where he lived, and had no idea
that he was anything but what he rep
resented himself to be. a poor peddler,
until | received notice early in the
week from q lawyer that Matthew
Bland had died, leaving me his sole
legatee. At first | couldn't imagine
who it was, and thought there must
be some mistake, for ] didn't even
know his last name"
The legacy is for the most part Iii
cash on deposit in one OF the uptown
banks, though among his treasures
were two shares of Pennsylvania
Railroad stock and one share of the
Insurance Company ofNorth America.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-01-18
The State of MatrimOny.

Bob, where is the state of matri.
mony9"
1T is one OF the United States. 1t
rs bounded by hugging and kissing on
one side, and cradles and babies on
the other. It's chief products are
population, broomsticks and staying
out o. nights. IL was discovered by
Adam and Eve while trying to find a
northwest passage out OF Paradise.
The climate Is rather sultry till yon
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-01-18
OCC))))-

FOr.mlcpArtioularz-or dckei.can
JH Travelling Passenger Agent, Dallas, Tex.
TURNER Main Dallas,
c.. ODEN, Ticket Agent Union East Dallas.
W. MCCULLOUGH General Passenger and Ticket Agent DassTex
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ONLY ONE CHANGE OF CARS TO
Washington
Chicago New York,
T & p
Cincinnati D Baltimore,
Philadelphia,
AND OTHER PRINCIPAL CITIES

the $50 05 the Southeast Little Rock and
for 81 Louis and all points North and East Double daily line OF Pullman
Orleans and Southeastern points ia New Orleans Take the e train for
the West Waco Austin
AntonO Laredo and intermediate points Passengers booked and from
the Red Steamship Line between New York Phsdpha
and Antwerp
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California Fayoto line North East Southeast Elegant
Louis
Dng also Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars between Fort Worth
and New Orleans without change.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-01-18

DELIVERED TO ANY PART OF THE CITY BY CARRIERS.
THE EVENING HERALD will contain a complete epitome
of the local happenings Dallas for the day. besides its
columns will repete with the latest and reliable tee
graphic the day foreign and domestic the hour Of
going press Hereafter THE HERALD will contain accu
rate and reliable daily market report.
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-01-27
HOME AND FARM.

Vinegar is better than ice for keep
ing fish.-Chicdgo Netcs.
If you starve your hens you win
not fatten your egg basket-N y
Herald.
The juice of tomato is said to be
excellent for removing ink, wine and
fruit stains.-Ci Cincinnati Times
White paint that has become dis.
colored may be nicely cleaned by using
little whitening in the water for wash
ing.-Erchange.
Peaches cut up, left few hours in
sugar and then scalded. and added
when cold TO thick boiled custard, made
rather sweet, are a delicious desert
Good Housekeeping.
The Poultry World says: "A tea
spoonful of glycerine and four or five
drops of nitric acid to a pint of drink
ing water. will generally cure fowl
that shows symptoms of bronchitis.
-Nameless Cake: One cup of sugar.
whites of four eggs. one-halfcup of but.
ter, one teaspoonful of lemon essence,
one large cup of flour, one-half tea
spoonful of soda, one of cream of tartar
stirred in the flour.-The Caterer.
Commissions may be frequently cut
short, like magic, by turning The
patient on the left side. The nausea,
as an after effect of chloroform and
other anesthetic, may generally be
controlled in the same manner. Chjcd-
90 Medical NcrS.
Bones seem to be peculiarly CRATE.
full food to fruit trees. Barry remarks
that "in taking up trees from the soil
where bones have been used as manure,
we find every particle within reach OF
the roots completely enyeloped in
masses of fiber. ALBANY journal.
-Stewed Steak: Take pound and
half of sliced stewing steak. dust the
slices in a little -four and a little pepper
and salt; then roll them up and brown
in the frying pan; then put in stew
pan with few onions; simmer for two
hours and thicken the gravy with lit
tie flour-The Hoilsthod
Potatoes and Egg: Put lump Of
butter into II frying-pan; when it hollis,
brown in it lincly-chopPed small
onion. Cut some cold boiled potatoes
into slices. put them in the pan, pour
over them the well-beatrm yolk> Of two
eggs, seasoned with pepper and salt
fry a nice golden brown on both side