Telegram-herald., 1887-10-12


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A feature Of TIE recent arse game In the
b4zs bail championship seslss between Tie
S. Louis snd Detroit clubs ~hich = Of
peculiar local interest 70 Grand Rapidans
sas The spp~arsnce Of thetso great pitchers
0etzein and CaruthsFs Who were pitLed
against each other Both Of lbess nov
world renowned twiflsrs of the sphere were
formerly pitchers ia the Grand Rapids club.
and such 10 lie ons u them. Cafuthers,
va frequently attacked as iucompStent oy
part Of the local critics, while tetzein
himself vas considered and openly de
n0uneed a. fraud and failure BY many.
There Is much talk nowadays about
personal nswspapers. Perhaps while the
critics are about it. they aight be induced
to talk up the personal lawyers. They are
fast developing into large class aud All TN
wholesome one. Oniy q short time ago,
one oi the most prominent lawyers ia this
city. IN TIE course of = sensational case De
fore Judge Holmes 10 the Police Court. sd-
dressed such language % lady on tue
witness stand. IS should have received 4
prompt Ansxsr from "a Shide IN the
The language wsa - upcslied for as it was
Indecent. and vas put in TIE form Of several
utterly irrelevant and unnecessary cues
tons. evidently made Use OF for the sole
puEposs Of confusing and humliating tue
witness The lawyer here mentioned -
only one of several prominent legal bull
dozers In Grand Rapids aho 20 a. witness,
whether man or woman, as John sullivan
goes AZ one of his victims. \ "knock k-out
- what they are after. and in attaining this
end they too often forget not only the real
province aud legitimate methods of ali at
torney, but even ;he language and bearing
OF gentlemen. Cross questioning IS one
thing. aud wanton abuse and threatening
Is another. LAWYERS have right 10 ques-
ton and cross question. They have no
right whatever To abuse or threaten any
body. to crack ribaid Jokes at the expense Of
those who ars supposed 10 DC
under the protection OF the law in as we'll
az out Of court rooms. or 10 insult by sneer
or innueudO women who have the misior-
tune TO De placed IN a position sufficiently
emosrassing in the very circumstance OF its
unsouxht T.. and painful publicity. And il
there Is moe of this brutal, dirty sort OF
thing the TELEGRAN III xRsLD hereby prom
ises 20 make itself heard from.
Some-. of the D,'a0craf allows that he
may become = villain some day, but never
3 od-thirsty villain. and this is how he
came to feel that way: lie had never
seen "slsughtering' except in the
prices of fall overcoats or something Of
that sort, aud has long been anxious 10
undergo this move, experiences which is
known 20 the initiated n q crucial ordeal.
So. Accordingly, on receipt Of an invitation
from prominent hog and cattle execu-
toner the other day, he promptly and
chesrfuily hied himself to the scene Of
proposed carnage Entering the evil
omened premises dedicated 10 the massacre
Of innocents, the first sight That met his
ewes was full six inches depth of unsdul-
terated gore and. a. the butchery pro-
ceeded the psstiferous pool upon
the aOOr was added TO at the rate
Of fperhapsl an extra inch each minute.
Somes ia game. however. and
besides that, bis experience with some OF
orr local advertisers has qualified him 10
look upon the death ola hog with compare
tive indifference, 30 that be never finched
that il % say. hardly At all 70 speak of,
until, xiyng an involuntary gasp for breath,
INST ss one Of Phil. Armours family was
stuck IN the neck, he swallowed at least
tarse good ounces Of the vital finid.'
which bad spnFted IN every direction. This
vas the last straw, and In the wrong
'umbier. The brain OF the horror stricken
spectator vhirled. his stOicism forsook him
in q moment, and uhriekinz out out.
damned spot and, Thou csn'st not say
DID it," he rushed deliriously upon deck.
bsayed anchor and everything else and
hoisted full sail for = home latitude. Mr.
Soulss has been sick man for nearly ten DAYS
on account Of bis morbid curiosity To see
hlood shed, and now ne declares that moth
ing. no nothing n all thi, world would
tempt him 70 stab SO much ss piece Of
SAT- pork. or even stand by aud see an adj
yertising rate cat.
Barbed wire fences may be q good thing
or a prsiris. or to keen OF a msb in . riot.
bat when it comes 20 . question OF COM
mon use ia civilized and growing town
0f "A. 100 people barbed wire fences are GER
tsinly out Of place. and they should be act
down upon. by isgsi enactment II necessary.
Two OF the most conspicuous Of these relics
ot bsrhsrism are on North Division-ss., one
between Crescent-sye. and Iyon-st.. and the
other between Crescsnt-sv and Bridge-st.
only The other DAY Sunday = young lady
came bv one OF these tvu. which reaches
ont = al angle almost on 20 ths Sidewalk
A little wind hlew hsr dress bit sideways