New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-07-13
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The length 10 witch blind oreduafr WIN 20 has 1ass
heent nIustrzted Tn the cass Gf man In nsuhhvrs
Ky. He had been sunersr from asthma for ycsrA
and on being told recently by . friend that Il 10
would swallow few bird shot every dag nr few
weeks he would De would DO cured, he promptly boz
gan to do 40. After no had swallowed about four
pounds violent symptoms Of lead poisoning were de-
veoped and the man was obliged to 90 TO physacan.
HIS life was saved he stfn has this asthma - bed
Signs Of Summer F1ghta-F1rst Beer Garden Waiter
Airs. Do Goode is OF ibr the summer again.
Second Wafar-lfow do you know anything anoas
SMr De Geode has JUST como nr-(omahs World.
Literature b not appreciated In Ohio. A young
woman Of that state has been advertising fur some
time that she VIII exchange . copy Of George Euets
"Theophrsstus Such fur leaves Of bAkers bread
ton cent? worth of chewing gum, and M one has
como forward to make the decker.
The wits Of a wealthy pork-packsr Of Chicago:
while making what ste calls :" o tower abroad" found
inc american magazines SO much cheaper In London
to last her year after ss- .eturn home Few womsp
arc so th0ugbtfm and economicaL-Norristown
Herald.
correspondents wants to know which noise Is tho
dsmontacal. that Of the ambitious young woman
by the fcnd who drives the rattetebang iron street.
cleaning cart through your block at m. We
hate awfly 60 decide against the young lady, but I'm
Justice must do However, viii say for
her that she tho iron cart pretty close In
the matter Of noise. In point Of musical abty they
about equal.
Why Thoy Don't Go.-Frrst Mosquito-whxt queer
smell Wonder what It Is
Second Mosquito-Guess somebody's cooking cab
baseo , ,,w u.,,., r,,. ,.r,.v ID .mok.
ing - to drive Us away."-tomaha World
A recent Issue Of "The Arizona Howler" contains
tho following Eersona explanation @we must apollo
Rize for the wretched appearance of Tho Howcr"
dhis week. havo been uettrfy unable to do the
paper Justice Our vita arrived from the East early
In the week, and frstesa of fighting IL out with the
lady married since coming this place, they both
fell upon and pounded very nearly to Jelly.
When explain that write this hGldEg the pencil
with our teeth the reader will readily SEQ how i'm
possible IL for 20 make this issue what
would DESIRE"
MIS-. wink-weT dear, just back from abroad-two
years Of II you know-what kind OF a season did you
Mrs. Blnk-Oh, Just lovely. Made hit In amateur
theatcais did not miss ball worth going TO- buried
stage.-cTown Topics
Said phfladelphian the other day "wc admit that
Philadelphia has nghtfui claim to be called sum-
mer resort; but great Ben Franklin, what Turkish
bath 1t would make In summer If 1t was rooted over"
Sacred usage-''Young man. kindly said the
city editor of Dakota daily to the now rporfer In
this article of aBont the railroad notice
omit that the dirt will begin to ny soon,
so slipped it in In three Or four places 1t must
ways go In, ard It your interest 10 remember 1t.
II that article printed without II the editor would
roar so In the morning ii IL the doors Gu the safe
would trrmbic, and you would lose your place. Tho
dirt has nown paper for ten years taf,re 1t was
built. every road In Dakota. since the Terri
tory organized, and Is no time now to rush In
and attempt to change old established customs."-
Dakota Bell
An old and chestnntty toke Is related of a Boston
policeman who was sent post-haste to drug store
the other day to get some medicine for a SICK man
In a police station While he waiting for tho
medicine compounded the polite and drug
clerk asked him TO have glass Of soda With tho
Wild hope that there might be "stlek' In II tho
policeman replied that he didncarfedd. II there
any stick" In IL, it must have been crooked
stick" for the taste unknown to tho "eop,"
and vile wtthal Swallowing his disappointment with
the other stuff the policeman then asked II that medl
cine wasn't nearly ready. My dear str" replied
the clerk, with q superior sort of SMILE "you have
Just taken It In the soda frequently give unpeas-
ant medicines in that way" What the policeman said
Is not recorded but It viii appear In any Sum
day school book
Coming into town the BROOKLYN elevated fvm
the ceremonies incident to the reeen, Dedication Of the
Actors Fund monument. my seat companion ehanced
to be Oliver Doud Hyrou. ono OF the raciest story
Do you know Blank the millionaire soap manI'
Knows BianS Hes ceslns. he IS for sizing up :
Better not try any eonfdeHre games on him,
One a.y a lively wsstsrnsr called on him ct his
office In Philadelphia and soil cited State agency for
=; tia: s. Voc used ,s a's soap s ssas,
which sn ss. or rssls
".ohl with great snimstionl white. Of course
ayes. / manufscturs only brown aoap. Good
morning New York Letter In Detroit Frce Press.
Juhfles Day was celebrated at uss, u hamlet Of
Hampshire England. BY hstIins whola When
Il taken out Of tho tank In which t was boiled,
two bands played God Saws the Queen" and I" Rns
Brftsnniar the scs6oidfns sbovs. n placed
on q largo bser-itke vehicle carried on tho
shoulders Of swuIvs the hooth where &c was to
be cut up the bands playing To 'front.' beautiful
wreath and haxs were placed tho OK and tho
gentlemen whO gave the bullock the butcher and an
assistant wcrv b. along with ft heals of
the crowd. The meat pronounced excellent and
certainly well cooked Tho hugo knfs and fork
used On this occasion vurs especially manufactured
fhr the purpose In the village
Mamma Go Waiter, VINO has Just returned from
his hrst eIrorienee with Q fshing-rody-Whas hack
80 Ts soon, . "s,.ssYe, m; thonsht 70 com: houlc.
The hesas-tHarpcrs Bazaar.
Says California wine dealer. ~n n wers no,
for the intense stupidity Of the fashion followers and
fashion makers In wine matters. should today be
setting up prudsots the standards instead Of
esssiy. and think dishonesty. copying otbers-
"Cant s,mshody sop that ranawayr" yelled .
down the street at breaknccE speed. driver and
passenger both apparently frantic with terror.
THAT amt no ruRaway." said Old resident
oarckssy; ats umpire getting away from tho
baseball ground. The boys must have got beas"-
Chicago Tribune.
SENATOR ooLQUITT AND THE GARNET.
From TIE Atiaa,4 Constitution.
There has bocn considerable gossip the umo4
that Secretary Lamar would DO appointed r. the
Supreme Court tudeeship, and that Mr. Cleveland
would tender sfr Lamar's portfolio TO Senator
Colluttt. II 0overRof CoIquitt Is Wac 10 VIII stay
whore no H. And he - wise.