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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-09-17

HALMuR'S.
Tho Hc.opcnin= Ln.t Ni2ht. An Inter-
.sttn- Sermon b5 Rabbi Levy.

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III DOES N"l EXCLUDE
the sccpuc, nor tho nOn.belieycr. nor
tic atheist, nor HE heather. Either
.haII the -oH Of the stranger say: The
Lord has 'crly separated me from
ill- pcop.c' The conditions of this
aviation are not metaF lyslcal but
material; IL does not consider what
one believes or thinks, but what one
doe That which j. created by You
for tn" common good Of humanity.
that alone II capable of securing your
salvation Thus hath said the Lord.
observe Jue Ice nnd do what Ii right.
lpr TINS - nearing my salvation 10
come justice and righteousness are
The means OF salvation, ana whose
ever practice them Is saved, The
scheme OF HhlVallon, proclaimed by
80 prophet "i israel, has been indis'
tolnbly connected with Judaism.
The righteous OF all people are saved
N the Wolli To come, say the rabbis
ot tho Talmud. and 1t has always
been me ho!iest aim OF israel to teach
iI- way OF universal salvation
Dr. Levy here read an Aramaic lie.
gcud, one older than tho present era.
when says; wv hen the SONS OIL
jacob stood m the gloom OF the cave
oi MrchpelH, around the bier Of their
father, they were downcast and dis
consulate Judah, the lion-hcIr,ed,
aroused himself ON his >tuPor. ana
sbli 10 his brethren: Arise. Come
and let rs plant cedar over our
ia'aer's grave, that shall send down
- roots TO the very depth
OF the earth, SO that oil
he storms In the world
Thall not be able to move H. a tree,
The branchcs OF which shall spread
east aud west, north and south, 20
That "li lhe Inhabitants of tho earth
-hali b, refreshed under its shade, etc"
This legend Rabbi, Levy ,aid,
has IT. origin III the idea which later
generations entertained as to what
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-09-17

You can save from $50 to $500 by
buying IA piano from The reliable
house OF Thomas Goggan X Bro,
Galveston, or their branch houses AZ
Houston, Waco, san Antonio and
Austin.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-09-17

n visit to our store Will always in
terest any one. lis no trouble to
show goods, and all will be welcome,
whether they desire TO purchase or
not Sanger Bros.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-09-17

Not more dreary the sublime
dreams OF Dante, that the gloomy
visions OF those. who suffer from con-
'lpation. But'tho>e become glory
and light under the reviyifylng in
iuences OF Morris Cascsrine,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-09-17
MoNoIifEIsT1C IDEA

which Israel conceived and taught at
an carly time, particularly fitted
Israel to teach the way OF universal
salvation, and was most adapted to
make l-rvels -anctuary the house OF
prayer unto all people, whore all may
pray 70 one common Father OF all.
THE CREEKS AND THE ROMANS
have vanished from the earth. as 30
many other great nations. They have
ended in their special sphere and
The world-the civilized world-has
taken hold OF what they taught.
Israel, however, the least and most
insignificant amongst the mighty ma
lions OF the earth, still lives, Tor I-racl
has SIN 10 accomplish their task
Much has been done to bring about
The time of the Kingdom of God
upon earth. much has been done TO
teach 10 the world the true way of
universal salvation, aud many are the
houses Of prayer outside OF l,racps
temples that iU tly deserve to be
called "a house OF prayer unto all
people, but all Is as vet not done.
lsrHel has stll TO accomplish the task
ana we Will not finch from our duty.
We have taught the universal way OF
salvation ter over thirty centuries,
and many have listened and many have
learned, md we shall continue reach.
inv /, until the knowledge OF it will
ill the earth as the waters cover the
a. ''
At the conclusion Of the sermon
Rabbi Levy announced services tor
this morning AT 10 O'Clock, when Ma,
ter lhc, the second son of MIR. and
Mrs. Lehman sanger, will be cons
lrmcd. There will also be service,
At the Synagogue on sunday evcniu .
at ESQ o'clock, 1t being the eve before
The New \ oars Day of the Hebrew
church.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-12-31

In epxi;cants for certificates must be
Ise,,s a. the commencement OF the~xapl-
si~,ysos-t tSd ta1sheis now holding tempo
u r. flcates and ali applicants for the
y.val ~ certificates must Ill their appli
'r,,,s and testiro' ialz OF successful teach
ore January 2, sss. !,
FL y ce,r iiicate win he granted or rene wal
- srrh applic, ton is made
: or,ier Of The Board.
". W. SEAMAN, Secretary.
! I.Angeles, Dec. 20, 1887. dec22td
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-12-31

The only perfect working and absolutely satisfactory ranges
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-12-31
Fc Dangerous,

fonly a slight cold; leok
p Inflammation OF ,the
erous air cells of Ae
Ria; or 70 - e
Is OF tb q,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-12-31

TDrE, 100000 PINE TREES (Pinus
KEEN Maritimus) eighteen months
old, for sale lin quantities not
less than l0O) OF 10 cents each, at depot or
steamer in San Francisco. On lots Of over
100 large discount. Apply from IL to 2, or
by letter: to w. r. III, ADAMSON, "A Mont
gomery Block san Francisco. d26 I'm
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
A Deadly Weapon.

When l travel far away from home
l usually go armed. But / carry my
concealed deadly weapon in my grip.
sack. I carry it there because l am
timid about having a pistol in my
pocket. 1t makes me nervous to
think it might 60 off at the wrong
moment, and prove fatal.
Then it often saves needless blood
shed to carry ones deadly weapon in
ones gripsack. When have trouble
with person, and he intimates that
he wants to settle it with weapons,
explain that my pistol is in my room
at the hotel, and, If he is an honorable
man, he readily consents to my going
after it before taking further action.
While / am going to my room my
passions calm down. I set to think
ing how my conscience would gnaw at
my vitals and keep me awake of nights
we're / to have the blood Of a human
being on my hands, and the result is,
! don't come back. Several men are
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
Eating an OYSTER.

You have stood at lunch counter
and had the attendant open half a
dozen big oysters for you-oysters
caught three or four days before and
brought from 200 to half thousand
miles-and you have gulped them
down and declared them delicious.
Humph
Get into yacht on the Atlantic
coast some morning before breakfast,
taking along pepper, salt, vinegar and
sandwiches. A run of three or four
miles to an oyster bed will sharpen
your appetite until you feel that you
can digest railroad spike. If there
is stiff breeze and a fair sea on, you
can digest two spikes. Your captain
may tong for the bivalves, or he may
drag. He may bring up two dozen
before he makes a selection. He isn't
saving oysters the size of his broad
big hand-not this morning. 1t may
be ten min utes before he reaches an
old settler-an Oyster spelled with a
big O-an old pioneer who had set
tied in that locality ten or twelve
years ago and had put in his time
growing fat. You uttera grunt of as
tonishment as he is brought up. Take
the ordinary round pie.tin and it
would scarcely cover him. The shell
is crinkled, lmoss-grown, water-stained
and curiosity in itself. The cap
tain gazes at it with something like
pride for a moment and then seizes
his opener and wrenches, tugs, twists
and breaks in on the old pioneers Sc
clusion.
There he lies-a great hunk of de-
licious meat. You spice him up and
stick fork into him, and-no you
don't! 1t would give horse twist
of the neck to swallow this fellow
whole. You've got to draw knife
across him twice and lay him in four
pieces, and each piece sticks a moment
before it slips down. Here he is, not
two minutes from his salty bed, fresh,
fat, delicious. The sandwiches are
good enough for kings-the morning
breeze pipes in across Atlantic's broad
bosom-the salt spray vets your
whiskers- the white caps rush past
like flock of frightened sheep. And
you sit there and yum and eat and
yum and swallow the last quarter, and
what a contempt you do feel for the
man in Cleveland, Detroit or Chicago
who talks about fresh oysters on the
half-shell !-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

living and well who might to-day be
filling premature graves hut for my
habit of carrying my deadly weapon
in my gripsack when I travel.
Once at Denver, COL, I carelessly
showed a small seven shooter chanc-
ed to have in my pistol pocket. 1t
was a modest, unpretentious weapon,
about fifteen inches long. A cowboy,
who had seven-chambered gun slung
to his belt, asked what my weapon
was for, and when he saw that I was
hurt at the question, he added that
ought to wear it on my watch chain.
Since that painful event have been
more than cauious about showing my
pistol to strangers in the west.
Last month at Albuquerque l made
a thoughtless remark that was not
considered complimentary to the sort
Of climate they had on tap there at
that time, and newspaper man. to
whom had just been introduced, said
the Albuquerque climate could not
be slandered in his presence without
bloodshed.
Though l knew it to be contrary to
the wishes Of my physician for me to
shed blood in the state of health l
was then in, l answered that l was
ready to back up with weapons any
thing had said about the Albuquer-
que climate, if the gentleman whose
feelings seemed to have hurt would
wait until l could 60 to my room and
fetch my pistol.
The newspaper man said he would
60 with me and we could settle the
difficulty in my room. This proposed
arrangement was not to my taste, but
I could not think of any reasonable
objection to raise, so I let him 60.
Owing to my pardonable agitation
from thoughts of the approaching
carnage, I groped somewhat blindly
in my gripsack, and, instead of my
pistol, got hold of small bottle lab
eled "serpent-tooth antidote," which
l had procured at the drug store be-
fore leaving home. This l held to-
ward my adversary, and, in utter
recklessness, he took out the cork, put
the bottle to his lips and drank some
Of the contents.
He smiled and returned me the bot
tie, and l smiled also. Men cannot
kill each other when they are smiling,
so our quarrel was forgotten, while an
era of good fellowship set in between
us that continued while / remained in
Albuquerque.
Thus was sad and painful case of
bloodshed averted by my custom OF
carrying my pistol in my gripsack.-
Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
Who Will Brake the Brakemen.

A new railroad brake has been dis
covered, which will stop a freight
train in fifteen feet when going at the
rate Of forty miles an hour. We
have not the table at hand for calcu-
lating the exact effects of this won
derful discovery; but one thing is
certain-unless the brake can be ap-
piled also to the brakeman, some Gu
rious results must follow. No brake
man, moving forty miles an hour, is
going to stop in fifteen feet just be-
cause the car he was OIL has stopped.
On the con rary. he will shoot through
space like a meteor, and the most con-
spicuous result of sudden stopping a
long train will be shower of brake
men on beyond, in the region where
any philosopher would look for the
descent of an object projected through
the air at the rate of forty miles an
hour. Trains coming in the opposite
direction will be liable to be hit by
these eccentric bodies, and the brave
fellow who dares to show the danger
signal to freight will find himself
caught out in a novel and striking
shower. Manifcstly it would not be
safe for outsiders and therefore,
probably, wherever this new and val
liable invention is applied, it will be
deemed advisable at the same time to
chain the brakeman to his car. This
will prevent him falling down and
being cut to pieces, which is now
reckoned a part of his duties, but it
is better to cut off that branch of his
work than to throw the whole man
away. The inventor of this new and
wonderful brake, we are informed by
telegraph, has "been asked if he
would sell it for $4,000" This is a
trife vague.-Hartford Courant.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
Grady Right Again.

A week or two ago Sam Jones
preached here and, as usual, to large
audience. He depicted in his grapic
manner the various roads to hell and
was specially severe upon the base
ball route, which was also as usual.
When Sam Jones turns himself loose
on anything to make it look despica-
BILE and mean he is especially happy.
and when he got through with the
base ball OIL this occasion it looked
like whipped rooster after two
hours fight. Robbers, burglars, and
murderers grew to be very respecta-
BILE folks compared with base ball
players, and one was almost moved to
believe that base ball was meant when
the objectionable sin was referred to
in Holy Writ. Among the audience
was Henry w. Grady, late President
of the Atlanta Base Ball Club, who
had come out in response to q press
ing invitation from one Of Mr.. Jones,
most ardent admirers.
When the sermon was over the
apostle of Sam Jones said to him: II
am very sorry you preached against
base ball to day."
"Why?" asked the evangelist.
Because Henry Grady was in the
congregation. He is an enthusiast on
base ball, and am afraid your SER
mon will drive him off from coming
to church again"
"Well, | am sorry didn't know
that. You tell Mr.. Grady that if l
had known he was present / would
not have preached against base ball"
This message was delivered to Mr..
Grady, whereupon he seat the follow
ing reply to Sam Jones:
"You tell Mr.. Jones that am not
afraid of going to hell because of my
love of base ball, but that if he was
preaching the Gospel he ought not to
care whom it hurt. Augusta Chron-
icle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
A Hard. Teacher.

"Oh, Miss McSwelter," said n lit.
tie Lodi school-boy to his teacher
II heard pa talking to Mr.. Jones
about you."
"Indeed r replied the teacher,
archly. "What did he say"
He said that you were the hardest
working teacher he ever saw"
"And what did Mr.. Jones say p
she asked pleasantly.
"He said you didn't know anything,
and had to study hard to keep from
forgetting it."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09


Father-"When look at Jennie
with her bangs and that seven storied
hat perched upon 'em and her big
hustle and hear her insane converse
tion, l sometimes begin to think that
it has been labor wasted to bring her
up. l don't think she has as much
brains as would FIJI q hazel nut"
Mother, indignant---"Brains How
can you say sol That girl has got a
remarkably powerful intellect. Why,
she mastered the parasol, handker-
chief and postage stamp Airtations in
less than three weeks!"-Boston Cour-
ier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

A priest of Tilbourg, in Flanders,
has issued an edict against skating,
which he characterizes as an immoral
and indecent amusement. Probably
he considers all skaters sinners simply
because they get along so well on slip
perry places. He'd better let them
slide.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

Mr.. Gladstone's friends think Mrs.
Fawcett's course has proved that a
woman cannot keep secret. This is
a Fawcett that ought to have been
turned off.-Rochester Post-Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

Speaking of their musical friend
Green, said Brown, "He is a wonder
full man nothing, no matter how triv-
ial, escapes his notice" Nothing
very wonderful about that" replied
Fogg "it is the man with micro
scopic mind who is best fitted to see
small things. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

Passenger-"What's the matter
We're running little fast, amt we ?"
Conductor-"Yes, sir. The fremen's
run ahead to chase COW off the track
and the engineers crowded OH a little
more steam to try and keep up with
im."-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

$50 you are thirteen years old, are
you, Jennie ?" "Yes; and now re-
alize that it is an unlucky number.
1t is too old for dolls, and pa says it's
not old enough for gentlemen's socie-
ty."-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

"If you could get whatever you
wished, what would you wish for p
was asked on Christmas day of lit
tie girl who had just finished her plum
pudding. She eyed'the remnants Of
the feast refectively for a moment
and then replied decisively ard just
wish that l could be very hungry
again. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

A New York man who imagined
himself telephone has been sent to
an insane asylum. A man with such
a "sound" Imagination couldn't be ex-
pected to have sound mind.-Norris-
town Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

Employer-!"James, here is letter
for you from the Dead Letter Office" I"
James, in agony-"Then it's from my
son. He's been sick for weeks, and
I've been cxpectin' this every day."
Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

We are continually hearing of peo-
pie who barely escaped with their
lives. Did any one ever hear of n
person who escaped without his life Z
Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

A commercial travellers society has
been organized, but, strangely enough,
every member is perfectly familiar
with the grip before he joins.-Bur-
lington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

In its physiogmy column the News
publishes picture of dudes nose.
We all know that there's good deal
of smallness about dudes knows
PHILADELPHIA North American.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

If man who thinks too much ol
himself goes to Washington, he will
take rooms on II" street.-New Or
leans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

The convicts at Sing Sing ought to
be musical, and perhaps are. The
trouble is they can't keep time. They
are always behind-a few bars.-Phil-
adelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

There is only one female trombone
player in this country. There are a
great many who do Auting however.
New Haven News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

The beer drinker would seem TO be
his own worst enemy in that he NAL
treats himself so persistently.-Yonk'
ers Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

In Mineralogy Glass. Teacher
Johnny, give me the name of the
largest known diamond" johnny
"The ace" ."-Binghamton Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

The man who commits suicide by
hanging, dies of his own free will and
a cord. d.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

The music of rooster is not COM
posed of crow-bsrs-Georgia Major.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

Minds Of moderate calibre ordin-
arily condemn everything which is
beyond their rGnge. uchefoucald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
JAMES EAKINS, M. D.

Physician, Surgeon and Accoucheur, Graduate OF
Toronto University College, Toronto, Ontario.
NJ L. church. Chisholm street, Alpena.
Office at Bostwick's drug store. 772-m6.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
WIT AND HUMOR.

Pencils are sometimes lead, but the
pen has to be driven.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
Duncan 4. Cameron, NJ. d. G. NJ

Graduate Mo0ill University, Montreal, late house
surgeon Montreal General Hospital. Assistant
surgeon Alpena Hospital Office with DR.. Wilkin-
son, Second street. 1856
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09

He was about to propose, but was
somewhat nervous. He didn't know
how to begin. AT last he stammered
out:
"Pm very uneasy"
Uneasy" she echoed. Then she
added emphatically: "I'll bet it's
fee off my dog. I've been there"
He didn't propose.-Boston Cour-
ier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
Prof. 8. M. White.

Organist and Director of Music at Trinity Church,
in this city Will receive pupils for instructions in
vocal and instrumental music. For terms, etc, ap-
ply at music parors at residence on State street.
- - 7eS
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
DETROIT, MACKINAC 4 MARQUETTE R. B.

"Mackinaw Short Line"
The only direct route between the East and the
Upper Peninsula Of Michigan
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-02-09
WIN. p. MAIDEN, III. ID.

Physician, Surgeon, Gynecoi ogist, Etc.,
Late Asst. Surgeon U. g. Army; Examining Sur
geon for u s. Pensioners, and all the principal Life
Insurance Co.'s. Residence and office on Second
St., nearly opposite the Unien House.