New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-07-24
THE TALK OF THE Day.

That merry little American Marshall p wider
| IL having go0f time In London az well as punsIo
| BIZ. Marshall was In the lobby OF the House Q,
Commons the other day talking with some sporadic
dukes and earis when a certain Irish Member RUSHED
out In a state Of great excitement swhat- asked
Marshall, hiding most Of his face behind one Of nj.
largest smiles, "what Is the difference between M
and that man?7 And then taking 1t for granted hat
every one would give 1t up he replied. "lhe differ
once Ia just this: ne is a wild III. p, and am n
NJ. T. Wilder" The noble cohort Of listeners gave tie
regulation gunaw, and took MARSHALL out to have
something. Evidently the Wide cut In London Ia.
been supplanted by Wilder cult
Discharged the Prfsoners-A constable recerttv
brought man before justice Of the peace In a Dsr
well JIM said the justice addresslss tas o dqess
" where's the Ticker he was selingf'
They had just finished drinking the last Ut IL
your honor"
Hey :" Numbered the court
81 say 1t was all gone before / got there
:" All gone before you got there! Great Scott
where was you all the time Do you think am goin'
evidence for the court to sample t tbs pp prs 20
90 and mebbe he'll bring some more TO town. And
Just before he begins to sell, and after It's q
peen swailered by lot II fellers that amt half -
| dry as the COURT Dakota Bell
| Mr. John Finay, a worthy British subject, and
several other Engshmen who happened to be In Wies-
bad on Jubilee Day, celebrated the event by ban.
quet. During the course Of the banquet Mr.. Finlay
I'm the name Of all present. sent congratustory dis
patch to the Queen. 1t go hapr med that waggish
friend In Paris knew Of all this, and at the proper
time sent the following ieply fnom the Queen ssr
John Ffnlay, Wesbad, Appenzeil Victoria's graft
tude. Rise Sir John" 1t arrived at the fast and
was considered prompt reply, and the new knighs
at once ordered dozen Of champagne. At O'Clock
came another telegram: General PonsOnLy Is com
manded by the Queen to thank the British residents
Of saint Galen for their good wishes" The two
then compared, and 1t was seen that from
| Buckingham Palace and the other from Paris. Poor
Mr.. Finay has " face In every warehouse In Saint
Gailen copy Of the bogus telegram Rise Sir John"
As soon as the PhiIadelphlans discovered that a
few In that city had died from food aduitera
ton they set up loud cry for the arrest Of the guilty
been poisoned by whisky adulteration, but tho cry
for the suppression Of the evil Is nearly loud
nor unanimous - tNorrtstown Herald
"The Boston Transcript thinks that the les-of-
mutton sleeve, Like It's naniesake, should be be
IN good taste.
A Faithful Animal.-First Omaha Bufylar-say,
Bin, here's eminent citizen adserisin for faithful
second Burgiar-weIl hate to part with my dog
asin. but guess IN have "
~. Well IN tase hun around and sell him to him.
Every time He'll be faithful to us every Time
wo want " climb III the wiadcrs 'VOmaha World
"The London lancet was recently tod Of AL egg
Ia which there was worm, AND asked how is
got there. Tho Lancet' replied in elect thai il
All ovarian parasite, and that Ii got there by reason
OF its general deprayity. Things coming to .
pretty pass II We are 10 have worms even In eggs.
An Eastern visitor says that Pacific CsasG town
Is thus launched into existence estate dealer
secures AL option to purchase certain tract VI lsL,
has IL surveyed and subdivided into lots gives 1t q
catching title Like Atzuca, ROsecrans, Proyt-
dencia, Glendale, Melross. Or San Juan
by-the-Sea, and then proceeds to work
he An A lnt in
town is reserved for a $4,000 or 1000 hotel,
circulars are distributed dwelling upon the saIubnty
Of tho climate, the adaptably Of tho soil 10 raise
every thing under tho sum- the excellence of the water
the unsurpassed scenery, etc. Then auction sale
Is carefully worked up, and the Eastern gudgeon,
having heard Of the wonderful advance In prices.
and knowing Of why he should not tsks
advantage OF booming market, fairly scramblos for
opportunity 70 get in The end Vt the sale finds
tho real estate agent ahead $1,000 or $2oOoO w
the transaction.
/ have left British Columbia for good. / have had
good many years experience Of il and have con.
slaaed THAI, , as Things s sre ui managed there
In his composition. Such qualities where they exist
are crampsd and rspresse% ~ The shorsshicd les-
and 1 know as an absolute fact that 1t Is driving
money out of the country at rapid aud ruluous
are adopted for the sole end of promoting the material
Interests Of that ring The man who for tho sake Of
contenG 10 live In British Columbia while the larger
freedom and creator scope which the unied ssatss
sighted.lA British Columbian in San Francisco Ex-
amincr.
There Is q widcawahe physician In Australia who
advcrtises that he will pay half the funeral
penscs in where he is not successful
Says gentleman who lives in British Columbia:
"The way the Canadian Palette Railroad Is doing
Is positively laughable from economic point Of
view They carrying goods from the United
states through Canada into the United States paying
transportation at both ends and carrying them over
their line for virtually nothing This may b.
building up empire but 1t 10 certainly not build
ing up road.
HOW WAS THE CAMEL
sob how was the game ~ the anxious cry
To couple OF men rs they passed him BY
One turned and smiled as no said, ooh, inei
Twas good As q glass " the meiiowest wineF
wih!e the othcr said, with scowi and a sneei
"lhe rottenest game have seen this Year,
They passed along and tho questioner said,
A. his fat sides shook and his face grew red
There many men Of many minds;
There are many bots Of as many kinds;
But though men and wagers disagree,
The mind and the purse are in synp,thy.Sy
Tho AtchIson, Topeka and Santa Fe Railroad sion
has already booked 900 passengers for Los Angeles
for the coming winter Where ali these visitors will b
housed o. problem that Is now troubling the enDr
prlsing citizens VI that prosperous town.
Her Kind Of Race-It was on Michlgan-avc. Gag
yestsriay An oldish woman, having three Or iom
parcels ON the seat beside her. listened for awins
10 a conversation between two tho 0pposiW
seat ana then leaned forward and asked:
We're you talking about races y
Yes'm,n replied one.
"Gong to be In townw
"Yos'm.v
"What kind Of races"
Horse racing maam."
"Ob 1t Is Well, that's all. 1t It's boss raclns
haar mi
aWhat kind of racing did you want 10 sect ,,.n,
"Whof Moi Oh kinder belong 70 me stavsvs