Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-10-28
:. A DIFFICULTY of long st.na;n.
ting tired in the legs. 0'ne

A DIFFICULTY of long stana;,
ting tired in the legs. ''As~~
A TIGHT squeeze drukeD IT,,
braoing his sweetheart. D '0Vs's
SOCIETY woman-I undo...
X. is perfect bud.-never csa
all. s"'ne out
CHICAGO has paper cal,o, i,
's1cim. 1t is published for d;. Ia
sons. o's
The force of example-vb.,
shoes are tight" your tos V
"corned. '0es
a GREAT financier is thief VIZ.
ceeds. A thief is great finano;as 0
fails-Teras SDtings. '''f '
A WOMAN being asked WHY hr,,,.
quit counting their wives, sa;a ' u
because other men did it so mno, +"
TEXAS SUtings. @A u'e
A FRENcHMAN in London c1a;,,,
have discovered certain mot .ll'
allays hunger and thirst. Ae n,,' W.
refers to the root of evil. '''"t
HE-Then you love me? sbc-1
He-And 1 may speak to your M, 9
No. Speak to me. Pa amt an,,.
in this house. -Bosto7s Courier
AT a recent wedding in Ohio
minister was about to salute tha H.;
when she stopped him with, "No :
ter, L give up them vanities now
A GEORGIA ghost wears No, 10 4.
The most increlulous scoifer muv
knowledge that here is an unuuayy|
able instance of a sole revisitjnp
earth.
A CIRCUS band may foot in front |
newspaper Office for hours, but n
doesn't make up for the failure 10 iii
date their bill for advertisine.-Ts1
Sit1ings.
"REsoLvEp, That the CONF
schools of this country have done nl
for it's prosperity than the circus '
the question before q Dakota dctai
society. Decided in the NEGATIVE
Dahotn Bell.
LADY Go]Singly)-Tommy, vile.
you going to marry? Tommy tSv
old and very susceptibility Wel
don't think Ill ever marry. ] Love
many girls, if I married one all tles
would be jealous. = The EpocA.
SOME one says the latest fad vi
New York girls is to practice smii
before the mirror. The boys, Wen
derstand, don't care whether there's
any mirrors before them or not WI;
they smile. -Pittsburgh Chronjas.
BHowN-A villain has been swing
q lot of folks downtown. lie us
himself Off as me and gathered in al
a sum of money. Togg-Passed Ii,
self off as you? Why, the rascal I'M
be lost Of all sense of shame. -DOsto
Transcript.
AFTER writing sentences one day, 4
scholars exchanged work for core
ton. a small boy marked an err
and then at the foot of the paper ma
the following explanatory note: q
didn't begin Massachusetts with
caterpillar. 4"
II SEE that the Emperor of Nloroe
is dissatisfied because he found coul
of coat buttons in his plug tobac
Dissatisfied with two buttons in his
bacco! Does the old hog expect
have plug tobacco made entirely Obj
tons? If he wants moro buttons Vi
in the name of the prophet don't
order hash instead of tobacco?"-N
man Independent.
TAMMAs walked home with the min
ter after service last Sunday, and t
latter complained of exhaustion. "ll'
out, eh ?" said ,rammas. "Yes,' sigh
the reverend, Completely done .
mentally and physically. l actua
strained my back getting up this mol
ing's sermon" "Oh," said Ismu
musingly, "you must be very near
bottom of the barrel.
WOMAN Ito tramp)--I haven't al
thing for you. Yes, I know that!
were once in good circumstances
are an over-workel journalist, and
Tramp-No, 1 was never in the ns'
paper business. Woman-Ihen
lost your loved ones and spent 20
money trying to forget them. | LIN
nothing for you. Tramp-lou =
mistakan. Woman-Then you VT
doubtless preacher and driven ~
your pulpit for expressing an ad'ai'
thought. Tramp-No, madam
used to be baseball player anu
Woman-You don't say so! Come
sir. Dinner is ready. ,a'ho"S'
Traueter.
HEAVEN LOVES THE HE4 TIE"
Favored above all lands ore
Isles of Sandwich. In their le''
war of the rebellion the entire o.
Only numbered 147 men, so II s's
soldier under arms, and the Su''''
the tent, writes magazine his'ol: