New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-12
Of silence was suspended to allow Her Majesty I
converse frcciy With tho Fathers,
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Mty Iees woo 10 walk upon.
nj: There her, man at Bxt9n who n !, has READY
S Sge' d ANN wa his | X az o aoIe N ar
1s enough Tat your milk fDis0n full Of typhoid
without your going and watering itl" The mlltman
a Or pe S 0g T, asn TaS 20 s %h
man like thisf He actually wants his typhoid
straight. '-tPhadelphia Press.
II is said that Lord Lansdowne and Erastus wIman
look somewhat alike but II is only fair say that
our Erastus is much tho handsomer man.
HO-oi course you know tho "Helr Of RedcliGen,
ming itl-tLondon Punch
Theodore Triton is in Paris. "I am Just now"
BIO said the other day 10 a correspondent OF "Ihe
pittsburg Dispatch" "giving tho last touches to a
manuscript thas will eventually form my third vol
ume of poems. 1t viii appear In due season.
always carry one Of my rhymes with me- and IN a
cafe streetcar or concert improvement often occurs
to me which make forthwith. For instance, hero
Is a ballad based on the Magma Charta episode IN
English history. I have had 1t here In my pockes
all winter and it is quite ready for the printer
Poetzing Is, therefore, of my chief, and perhaps
1 may say one Of my most agreeable, occupations In
this beautiful and inspiring city,"
Fatal Mistake.-First Omaha Patrot-say' why
didn't you vote for my brother Bill ....
second Omaha Patriot-Because no amt no s'aees-
man. =, ,,, ~, ,n+ saloon i'm
Omaha for ten years. No statesman, eh ."
Hes statesman ! say it agln. Right PACK
-tOmaha World.
The inmates of the Turkish sultan's harem haze
Just been vaccinated There was perforated
screen through which $50 arms were successfully
thrust and subjected to the operation at tho hands
OF Italian surgeon.
wo have prepared a set Of notices for Dakota
business men, to DO hung up in their offices to save
talk and u3rlcate matters generally They an, arc
and well prop0rionel, on heavy Cardboard or
bright crushed-yelIow dog tint The SET includes
INC ii t0 am Not Not out Hero for my Health"
This is My Busy Day"
al am Something of Liar Myself" 49,.
II came to the Territory the Fan Before you did"
"FuneIal Of the Last Agent at p. ~"
81 am Raising Fund for Public Improvements
Yes, it is Very Hot Tor Cold Tor Rainy Cor
Il also also have Real Estate Wish to sell" Kan.
eyes, / Don't care II | do step Out ana nave
Something, Colonel "-(Dakota Bell
IL is said that in every hotel and clearinghouse
in Russia where foreigners are received some person
In the establishment Is required, under penalty OF
heavy fire, act a. spy over the guests anu 10
report to the Government officials the results Of such
surveillance.
AT tho hospital: Physician-I congratulate you
sincerely. MY dear sir. Patient Joyiully,-Then
win recover Physcian-No, not exactly but after liter
your case Is an entirely one, and We have de,
cded to give your name TO tne NANCY, pa
dent Immediately expires from frght)-Journal OF
Rec0nstructlyes.
Koopaani, or Kapfolani, which signifies "The
-'Opi;TIIhIl This names the best that could be given
As % By Proof roof be 9so q SShG Of heaven
-BOston Transcript
We hate 20 spoil "The transcripts" abcred pun
but the cold fact Is that Kapiolani Isn't reignlhS
queen. KalaEaua does all the reigning that is done
in Hawaii.
The Cat 0ut.-Omaha Child-Oh, Mamma, me and
Dick kissed each other last night ever SO many times
Sister Nell anxious 70 fnanS gav .h9 nett G say DICK
S SGavf IT do nO' tam '-' "'', w. ., -.
But Ta .5e p Di % Spa yG Oh n'
"f-I~what mean is, you should not mention
why thought you didn't want me to tell about
| you."-(Omaha World
"rhe Boston Globe" Of Sunday broke out with
beautiful editorial written In pure Sandwich Island
ese There Is probably not newspaper In the coun-
try that Will disagree with tho learned "Globe "heh
| 1t SAYS: "No ma Lii o Hawaii hookipaia maaneL
Ia hoanO IN 0 Boketona Keia Ia no ka hikl Ia mai
a-e kakali Xxi la incl Ia mea nanl"
Among tho members of the English Parliament arc
Mr. waddy, MI. Basallay, Sir Z. Il. Shuttle
WORTH and q Sir ]. McGare-Hoes.
! Tho latest addition to the list Of tho young
scholar, definitions j. expressed In the following sent
a. constellation of physicians had been sum-
AZ first sight this might DO considered delicate
gentlemen alluded to, but the fact l. that the COM
plmeni was wholly neutrality-suspicious.. transcript
new variety of pressed brick, made Of ashes
and cinders Is being manufactured In san ffan-
cisco says "The Examiner" of that city: "Ihe
rosult ia brick OF unusual sOlidty, handsome In
appearance of a most durable character end mace
entirely without burning or baking All manner Oh
experiments have been tried with the bricks In the
way of subjectiug them alternately to intense cold
and heat, but without any injurious effect. Inc
hest quality have even been boiled for hours, with
out CRACKING or showing any signs of dssolying"
In Tennessee the Democratic brethren are not
as happy a. they were. Governor laytor na@ 10
cused Of having sold an Insignificant appointments
for specified sum by Of tho organs OF the fac
Gh to .r Tsc BEGAN aG 0 that tho intervening time has
only intensified a prompt denial OF the charge was
crimnating character submitted by the accusers,
and this was denied in turn While the S6eaga nc'
onk has managed 70 perform Pr9digous e iSt OF
labor in the Republican cause aya on an aStsoT
the state would so Republican" And meantime t
1SnnessSeans on pecoSon Day and the knowing
think they sable gentleman In tho Woodpiie.-
philadelphia Timea
"1hc Kingston Freeman" im1arts tho welcome
Indignation that the Hudson River fruit crop Is 10
be extraordinary In quantity and quality this year
French patriotism is indeed extraordinary In its
manifestations. shopman arrested a. ra asa ,nd
francs made the following defence before the Com,
missaire de Police: III took The money IL was al
To get to Novcant to kin Gautsch and revenge NJ
! Schnaebeles. London Globe
"The Springfield Union" suggests that If any
| stylish woman wants to beat all her nelghbors IN
| tho costlnoss OF her decoatOns, let Ier "ed
| spring chicken on her bonnet
There is q cruel rumor afoat that Colonel Broad
water of Montana and the BeInhardt had an encounter
| on Monday. AS the story goes, when at the Ryan
ho Colonel has been in the custom OF having IafOI
| A assigned to him This L. the one that inc Bern
| hardk had The colonel sailed into II Monday I'M
aSare af the divine presence behind the doors she
jabbored French at him and the colonel called up ni'
That vas all save tho blush Of embarrassment that
stIil clings 10 the Coloneps checklist Pau Pioneer
| Press.
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| Er0ta The HQshinqt0n Chronicle.