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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-09-11
No Kickers There.
ARfnson { Rds.l GLOJe.


! hope to 20 to the realms above when
lie down TO die; hope that choirs all cid
in white will greet my wandering eye. i
know that I'll be filed with Joy, in regions
free from care, for angels tell me b my
sleep, there are no kickers there.
Though rugged he the jasper save, no
soul will dare complain; though sunlight
shines the ages through, no spirits call for
rain; though crowns be half size too
small, no seraphs tear their lair, and all
Is joy above because there a'e no kickers
there.
The music may be out Of tune, no one
will hold his ears; the robes may not be
tailor made, tbere'll befno means or tears;
the sandals may be oftfn WORD, none ask
better pair, for, gloryko the Lord Il Hosts,
there are no kickers heIe.
And when the oeBstial coun9 call for
paving on the street the man yno gets the
contract may work onward swift and feet;
no spirits will injubdions bIi,e, nor cranks
or croakers swear; the resfns above are
free from chumps, there ,are no kickers
there.
Then take me FROM this vale of tears
where cranks come the front, where
men who never worlf toll still lie around
and grunt; / long wear celestial robes
and climb the gol3 stair, for well i know
that in those las there are no kickers
there
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Durability of Ran Timber.

Raft timber that has been ioated down
rivers has been ascertained to be no longer
liable 70 the attack Of dry rot. So much
so is this said to be tbs case that in Alsace
it Is customary to specify thai only raft
timber shall be employed. The water
slowly dissolyss out the Slbqmen and salts,
and thus depTiges the fungus OF the nntri-
ment needful for its development. A
French investigator, We are told, has found
by experiment that, whereas fresh sswdust
when buried rots away in a few years,
saEdust from wood which has been soaked
some tina in water, and has therefore been
deprived Of soluble matters, will remain
in the ground under similar circumstances,
wholly unchanged and only slightly tinged
on the exterior with earthly matters dis
solved from the soil.-Bost0a Budget.
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Douktful-yery.

r.. E. W. in CSntsry for September.
Long years ago, rs those may know
Who watched the tolls infold me,
Among the beauX Of Mam'selle Rose
A freak of fate enrolled me;
And in her train no silly swain
So Oftan told the story
That foolish youth mistakes for truth,
And whispers con GMOrs.
But Rose, the jade, who had betrayed
A score or more before me,
With cruel ieer rejOiced to see
fns hopes and fears that tore me;
And while intense grew my suspense
She dallied, smiling, pCutipg,
With pretty art, until my hear
Was sore with too much doubling.
The dear coGuette! She loved to fret
Her gallSnts q Ia Gree,
Yet in her breast lyrked unconfeSsed
A sweet and tender mercy;
Fur when LEFT her, sad bereft
OF Joy. and dumb with sorrow,
She hung her head aud Soitiy said:
at miJhi be YES tomorrow ~
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il. And this is my adopted daughter,

it. And this is my adopted oaugu'er'
Pleasance Noel"
"Dan. then, and Miss Noef-
.Call me Pleasance," said, initiating
Dan. in order to show my good breeding
~ am used to 1t.
"Pleasance then. My name is William
Campion. Perhaps you would let me play
to you sometimes"
In the case was a fiddle. This wonder
full young man could play the fiddle! Now,
of all the instruments of music which man
has ever invented for drawing forth
the soul of man, it has always seemed
to me that the fiddle is the most
eficacious. At the first stroke OF the
bow I Jumped in my seat and clssped
nv hands. AS he stood by the window
and drew out the air softly and sweetly,
my spirit hung upon the notes, and for the
time was in sweet heaven.
He only played one tune then. When he
had finished it, he laid back the fiddle I'D
its case-I noticed with what tenderness,
as il he loved it.
''Did you like it Pleasance?" he asked.
"But saw that you did"
Then / made tea, luxury not Of every
udN-JOu anu phthihI VIM viz NV
tea, and were modest, stayed in the farm
yard among the pigs-and after tea Mr..
Campion. Dan and ], sll three, went down
to the bay and talked about boats. First
we went aboard the Dancing Polly, and
Mr.. Campion praised her lines, and then we
looked at the Chace Mary; and when there
was nothing more to be said about either
of these two crafts We got into the dlngy
and went for sail, holding the tiller.
At 8, after the sun had set, we got back
again and went home. ] remember that
there was cold boiled hand of pork for
supper, and that Job and Jephthah, who
had polished up their faces with yellow
soap till they shone like mirrors, came in
bashfully and sat side by side, eating vast
quantities of pig, and saying never o word:
Supper ended, Dan Lit his pipe, mixed
his brandy punch, and after courteously
pressing the tobacco and spirits on his
guest, invited him to play something.
Jumped in my chair again, when Mr..
Campion laughed and drew his fiddle ont
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Guess It, II You Can.

CHICAGO Tribune.
Nv First Is q flower combined with lard
Ny Second eggs and milk;
Below I'm usually hard,
Above In sot Us silk.
hide on many NOISY mound,
Turk meath tufts of grass;
On tempting rustic seats I'm found
Where men and maidens pass.
wait my prey with purpose fell,
The youth in trousers white;
He sits ON me-there comes yell
Great Scott but he's sight
Ny Whole Is Sa strOciOuS mess,
A sweet conundrum
But what am you'll never guess
am the Picnic Pie.
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How Hard to Suit.

A. w. r. iR Century " gdZiHs
Il would not mind their coming back, you
know"
The lady said the day her verses went,
If only they'd refuse the lines on Snow
Before IL time for Roses 10 be sent.
Upon the steps pOstman's eager tread;
Quick take the envelope, sereaely white
Returned with thanks--and then the lady said,
II think they might have kept 1t over night.
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INITIATED BLOOD
ScrOfulous, Inherited and COnta
gious Hum0rs Cured
by CuticuPa,

THROUGH the medium Of one Of your book,
l. received through Mr. Frank T. wfay, Drug.
gist, Apollo, Pa, became acquainted with your
Cuticura Remedies, and take this opportunity 10
testify 70 you that their Use has permanently
cured me Of one Of the worst cases Of blood poi.
soning, In connection with eryapelm, that ]
have ever seen, and this after having been pro.
nounced incurable by some Of the best physicians
In our county. ! take great pleasure ia forward.
ing TO you this testimonial unsolicited "a II Is BY
you, in order that others suffering from similar
maladies may be encouraged TO give your Cuti.
euro Remedies trial.
p. 8. wHITLINGER, Leechburg, Pa.
Reference: Frank 7. Wray, Druggist Apollo, Pa
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BRIC-A-BRAC.
Things Mutantur.
Burdetts, tR Brooklyn Eagle.

BlrUtItSI 10 bTOONIyN Luy1t'
In boyhood's bright and sunny days,
When all my paths were pleasant ways,
How blessed the day, with wealth sublime,
When father gave great big dime
But now, with wants that yearly grow,
When in my pockets dep rs go
How pinched and beggared is the time
When | can only find dime.
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Why, Cert'nly.

London society
II love you dear" he softly said
my pa is in the leather trade
(She turned away her golden head;
I'm fact my fortunes nearly made.
Retail or Wholesale murmured she,
IT'S well to be precise, you know
give my heart, my life TO thee,
If il be WHOLESALERS il sou
1T is, of course the youth replied,
And olasped her to his teryent breast.
Then I'm thine own, she family sighed,
MY fate with thine shall ever rest.
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A Pickerel.
Sanley Waterloo in Chicago Tribune.

STANDBY Waterloo in Chicago Tribune.
Splash!
The setting sun throws yiolet-colored darts
At every space where the dense forest parts
shafts which fall richly through II and beyond
Upon the darkening surface OF the pond,
ODD how the violet mingles with the black
As sudden nipples make cobweb track,
How opals slip in thousands to the shore,
To strike its margin and appear no more,
How from one spot coneentrio circles glide,
Each with its gem-load to the waters side -
Splash!
Almost this Is an echo from the bill,
But the soft sound falls shoyt. Now all Is still
4 pickerel rose just then.
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sCROPULoUs. INHERrTED.

And Contagious Humors with Los OF Hair, and
Eruptions Of the Skin, are positively cured BY
Cuticura and Cuticura Soap externally. md Cutf.
cura Resolyent internally, when all other med.
icines fail Send for pamphlet
Cutieura Remedies are sold everywhere. Price:
Cuticura, the Great Skin Cure, 81 c.a; Cuticura
soap, an Exquisite Beautifcr, Is cts; Cuticurs
Kesolyent, the New Blood Purifier, Si.00. POr.
TER DRUG AND CHEMICAL Co., Boston
plUPLE5, Blackheads, Skin Blemishes. ana
III Baby Humorx, use CUTICURA SoA1.
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wsderfuI Cures.

W.n Hoy& Co., Wholesale and Re
tail DrnggistSf Rome, Ga, say: We have
been seilinf Dr. Kings New Discovery,
Electric PIERS and Bucklen's Arnica
SaIye toptb years. Have never handled
remedis hat sell 50 well, or give such
uniyeuAl satisfaction. There have been
some wAderful cures ELECTED by these
rersediei p this city. Several cases of pro-
nouneel consumption have been entirely
cured Vuse Of a few bottles of DR.. Kings
New Iscoyery, taken In connection with
Electf Bitters. We guarantee them n.
vay9 Sold by Logan & Co.
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sCROFULOUS ULCHRN.

JameSE. Richardson, Custom House, New Or.
leans on oath says: "In 1870 Scrofulous ulcers
broke out on my body until was q mass Of cor.
ruption. Everything known 10 the medical fac
rliy was tried In vain. became mere wreck,
Al times could not LII my hands 10 my head,
Guild not turn In bed; was In constant pain, and
BOXED upon life as q curse. No relief or cure In
ten years: In 1880 heard Of the Cuticura Rene
dies, used them, and was perfectly cured"
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~
No. 843.-A Charade.

The ship was in the Rolling Al,
She tossed upon the billow,"
And lay waking in my berth
Upon my rocking pillow;
The moon came up, the stars went down,
OF sleep had no notion,
First o, my thoughts were far away;
Across the sobbing ocean.
Strong Last, altho' loved the sea,
Unto the mainland bound me;
II was not that the tossing waves
Were lying all around NE,
But that the ship was plmging on
Across the distance weary,
To take me 10 another land
And part me from my Mary.
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CHAPTER II.
LOVE THE UNCONQUERED.

have always kept as holiday the 14th
Of August in every year since the year 1903.
II is sacred to me for two memories-the
first being that OH this day | first saw my
own gallant aud true hearted Will.
1t was about 4:30 in the afternoon. |
was Running down ,the crags by a way
known only to myself, breast high in
bracken, Jumping from stone to stone,
singing at the top of my voice, with flying
hear and outstretched arms, when l sud
denly came upon Dan CULVER and a
stranger.
81 saw" said Will afterward, when he
became my sweetheart-"I saw tall girl
Of l6, who might have been 20, with blue
eyes and an oval face-the sweetest face in
the world. She carried sun bonnet in her
hand, and she wore tight fitting frock. ]"
eff had known who was coming i
said, 81 should have put on my Sunday
frock."
Your Sunday frockn he cried, in his
foolish way; why what could be more
lovely than my woodland nymph, flying to
meet us, up to her arms in the fern, bare
headed, her hands filled with flowers, her
eyes with smiles, and her pretty mouth
with song? Sunday frock! Leave Sun
day frOcks to city girls
"see miss and Madame lay their snsres,
Painted faces,
Studied graces.
All for catching unawares
Flights Of gameSOme lOvers'
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Are you Fsstless at night, and harassed
by bad cough2 Zee DR.. j. II. McLean's
Tar Wine Lung Balm, 1t viii secure you
sound sleep, and effect prompt and radi-
cal cure.
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ONE OF THE WORT CAsvs

We have been selling your Cuticura Remedies
Tor years, and have the first complaint yet 70 re-
ceiye from purchaser One OF the wort eases
OF Scrofula ever saw was cured by the use Of
I've bottles Of Cuticurs Resolyent, Cuticura. and
Cuticura Soap: The Soap takes the cake" here
a. q medicinal soap.
TAYLOR Il TAYLOR, Druggists,
Frankfort Kan
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SPHINX KNOTS.
accommodation for this department should
- .aa,assed to E. r. cHADBoURN, Lewistown, MO

Anvcommunicati0n tor tnisoePoA
addressed TO E. r. CHADBoURs, Lewistown, me
No. e39.-A Travellers Tale.
We have travelled much together,
and my old friend so hoary.
without leave wonder wnetnef
may tell our twofold storyl
How, when life was young ana tenasr,
Near we were as frienoiy nSis
Growing both so tall ana slenoe,
Knowing naught oil cares vi i"o
ue was netted. watched, defended,
neolected, thriving ever;
pnt onr outdoor lives were blended
In the pleasant autumn Wea'ner'
To nv airy chamber climbing
We would come for luscious treasure.
Gladly TO him resigning
Am I held for his good pleasure.
By and by he was a rover,
stilI To nv roof-tree clingtng;
Time had bridged the long years over,
Ere once more the wanderer bringing.
Then I left my home forever,
That we two might not be parted.
Now his hand upholds me ever,
And stay him when faint-hearted.
Much of Polish have gathered
From this grand old gentleman.
Rugged ways, and storms we've Wealhefou
since our journeyings began.
Guessers, name me II you can
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No 64l-Rayersals.

l. The temper of mind in good disposition; re-
yersed 10 give a sentence or condemn.
? To think or give ones opinion; reversed, 70
reward or recompense.
To be possible or able.
4 4 we'll known wild animal; reversed, to rise
as the tide or current.
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No s4o-Beheadment.

When looking round some good 70 nnd,
Some field TO az that we've In minu,
Some road 10 fortune short and straight
Which others last pursue, though late'
Some new thing out for US to seize,
And rise TO greatness at our ease.
T'is we'll that we should not forget
The best thing out is out OF debt ,
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AND rI7TsBuse DIvInnS.

Ono RIvEs RAILROAD.
Time table taking effect June 1,h ~
Passenger trains win rup ~ foilows-Ceoeh
lme:
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RaAroads.
&PITrsBuRa r. R.

Under schedule In effect May q, 1887, trains
leave bridgeport, Ohio, Central Standard Tine:
For PittsburEb and Cleveland. 5:l0 q m, l:l2
o, M. For Pittsburgh, 1917 g. m. For Wells.
Vile. l:l2 D. IN. Yer Steubenyille. sa6 q. m
For Martins Ferry, SIS q m. Trains arrive at
bridgeport at 7:5S q m, 1882 & m. 2Ss p. m,
l:64 D. m, 6:l9 p. m. myE
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But this talk came afterward.


When met them in the path, as fin
ished my run down the slope, | stopped
short, shametaced, being unused to the
SIGHT of strangers.
"Pleasance, said Dan, "this young gen.
tleman is coming to stay awhile at the
farm; can you help to amuse him, think
your"
q assure Miss CULVER" said the gen
tleman, taking off his hat TO me, that l
shall give as little trouble as possible"
1.-THE boys" said Dan, 'can sleep at
the cottage. Do'ee now, Pleasancer'
This was the old mans way. was to
seem the mistress, who ought to have been
the servant
turned and led the way to the house in
silence. Truth to say, was not best
pleased with the prospect of strange man
in the house. Like all wild things, low
ed solitude. Dan carried a valise, and the
young man carried wooden case.
1t was not till after we got home, and |
had brushed my hair, and put on another
frock, and came down stairs again, that /
saw what manner of msn our guest was.
No one must think that was so pre-
sumptious as to fall in love with him.
What did know about love? Ny heart
leaped up, however, because looked upon
the most handsome and splendid man
had ever seen. To be sure / had seen but
few. The gentlemen of Lyme Regis were
mostly advanced in life, and more or less
had bottle noses, by reason Of much rum.
This young gentleman was about %
years Of age; he was tall and rather slight
in figure; his eyes were brown, and from
the very first ! saw that they were frank,
honest eyes; his hair was brown and curly;
his cheeks were burned by the sun; his
fingers, I noticed were long and thin; they
were, in fact, the fingers Of q musician.
His wooden case was lying on the table.
/ asked him if he would have it taken up
stairs.
IF am allowed" he said, 81 should
like to keep this case down here. And
perhaps Mr.. Gulliyer"-
'Csll me Dam" said he; 81 am used to
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DIrTsBURG, CINCINNATI AND ST.
LOUIS RAILROAD CO.,

fpan Handle Route.) Under schedule in eeec
Nay 9d 1881, traina leave Wheeling, Cen
trsI Standard Time. For Steubenville and Pitts.
burgh, 6:ss q. m, l2:s5 p. m, $50 p m. Fur
steubenyille, sos p m. The OBS a m. AID
Columbus, Cincinnati. indianapolis and Chcssu
The 1926 D. m. train makes direct connection
for Columbus and Chicago Trains arrive ii
wheeling ct Sis q m, loo q m. ?aS p. m. snd
800 D. N. myl7
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81. Clairsville Accommodation 7:oop m daily.
Zsnesville Accommodation leaves Wheeling al
g. Clainviiie accommodation. leaves Wheel,
arrives At wheeling al sos .. m. daily. Leo end
6 Is m, daily except Sunday.
Train leaving at $50 O. m, and lib ~.
through TO Cincinnati without change viii
sleeper through 70 Cincinnati on night train.
Columbus Accommodation leaves Wheeling u
225 p. m, Bellaire at 20, p. NJ, daily except Fun
Chicago Limited leaving at CLIP m. has sleep
ing car Tor Chicago out Of Wheeling.
hSyndsVis GA ,rlscs %n lSsyS: Ssse
p. m. daily except Sunday.
Fsirmont Accommodation lesycs a. tl0p. N
Through coach from Wheeling tn Cineinnsu
irving "a At Cincinnati Al SO p. N.
B. d o. sleeping cars on all through train,
Close connection made for all points sOuib aud
Southwest, North and Northwest, making issi
desirable route for colonists and person. nctibI
70 the BeM west, And 70 whom psrncu!s' ''v'a'
top Ia siyen.
1fckeu ~ all principal poiny on sale u dePoi
Sleeping car scconinods atoms can bcsecrrvi 81
Depc! Ticket Once.
Ticket As soH +; 4 s3 q 6fp''
Ticket Agent, usder McLrre Boua
John 7. LANE, Tray. Passenger ARosI
9. X. LORD, Gen. Pas, Agent -
WV. M. CLEMENTS, Manager. Baltimore, No
yITHERiIHs AND PI1TsBUsG DlvsInS.
On and sfter May %, 1857, passenger trains W
run o. So,IOws-Ceatrsl Standard time:
DpAxruly.
For Htpbury--500 O. m. daily; $40 4 n. day;
las p n. daily, and 100 p. m, daily.
For w0kingtUn-6.D p. m. daily eIosp s'p'
day.
AlRIyAn.
Prom PituhwR--g.t0 q N. daily. Il:B . ..
and 6:S6 p. m. daily except Sunday; Ills p D.
daily.
Prom wahineton--sooa No.. daily sIcsps saa
day.
@. x. LORD, General PAxsengci Agent
]. ". PATTON, Super dent, PtsbOrgh
1T. LANE, Travelling Agent, Vhsotn
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No. 842.-An Anagrarn.

No. 042.-An Anagrain.
"Sir, cloAs me in your best, he said,
ain style-don't mind the cost;
A brand new suit from feet TO head,
And soon, or all is lost"
The kindly total looked him Ger,
With shrewdness In their eyes:
1--WE have seen youths that way before
In love" was their surmise.
A. L.
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No, G44.-A Diamond.

/. A letter. 2. Aliquor 5. Latin pronoun. 4
A marking iron. s. inferior. 6. one skilled III
coins :. To rebuke. .. A bird. 9. letter.
REX.
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BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD CON
d pany. On and after July II. 1857. Jsssrrgti
trains will run a Acknowledging, Is Meridian
West OF River, Central time:
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-05-02

- en- 2ouiiana bat Wangel an
G9ulfenntniFeir spei Worbe berbeige'
fibrt. SIN st. sGir6fpiel ers
iranfte eugene 6uilier, BON Der alien
5foIset greolen. 6amilie Gufilier, tpelde
Sable in jeiaetl vGranbifimes@ 10 trefs
fIid idilbert, art Gieber, unb feline
Brobmutter CAB ibrn aus elmer Glaf9e.
bic elm tpeiBes pulper,-tpie he glalbte
g6inin-entbielt, ettuas ein. % ftells
ten fi1 fofort beftise 2rdmpfe elm,
unb Der anabe ifarb, tpie man glaubte
am Sieber. 9lls am addften Gage aber
ieiu Bruber gruf 6ufilier, Der aud
BON 6ieber ergrifeu tpurbe, gleih mad
ginuobme bes fir gbiniu gebaItenen
pulpers ftarb, tpurben bic gltern
bod aufmrrflam, unb man be-
f9loB, ebe man Dem britteH an
6ieber erfrantten Sobns etuas aus
Der JIaide einsab, fe nod Der apotbefe
su fenben. Sort tpiroe Der Snbalt
nit leifter Mibe als Strp6nin ers
tannt, bieIeidt ni1t, neil Der Npp'
thefer ben .llnterfdieo 3wiibeH
Strp@nin unb ghinin genau fannie,
tpobl aber neil er tpenigitens leien
fonnte. Denn auf benz 2abel fano
bas Wort .Gtrp9ninA nit einem Soos
tentopf bariiber eroB unb brett gebrudt.
2eiber aber befanb fd in ber gdnsen
ffoIaen 6amilie Gufilier Niemarb. Der
es gu Der fddbenstpertben 2enntnib bes
2efens gebra1t bate. Ser Batter Gus
filler bate bas Strp9nin Dor einiger
3eit ~ertporbsn, UNI Reisu6gel bamit gu
beraiften, bate bic Glaf@e Johann Der
6ausapotbefe einberIeibt uub als er
gefragt tpurbe, Oh ct CLAUDE, oas let
Dos @binin, bate er geaattportst: So,
er CLAUDE tuobl!