New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-14
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Saws a gentleman OF New-Orcans:
"Thero ia a race Of negroes In the United States
that must be descendants Of the officiating trioe o.
Africans known to exist in the interior of the Dark
Continent for had cook who came nom the back
hl country OF Louisiana, which, by tho way, is very
ntle known to outsiders, who was dirt carer. ono
said day that she going back to tho hills az
tho LACK at NewOrieans was not good, ana she
pned for Of the kind she had always Deen useo
to ca ing, and she went back l was told that IN
| certain soil where these people live there was a
strong alkaii taste which they fancied very much
Eating dirt becomes a habit wi n them, and when
they wander away they stlI keep up tho desire uhiu
they get tired of the mud that Is unhRc tho nome
article 1 have heard of whic men who eat Dirt
but this ncgress Is the only genuine dirt eater ever
saw"
"You complain of having to pay your pastor s sn
ynu shall not feel It," At the end VI Inc ycar ne
brought In receipt In full for the salary from ans
pa,tof aud then no EXPLAINED II did IL ny iahiis
ntlo toll when you sent your grain t. my mill ah h,1
took ttlo that none OF you ieis ~; UaraId
easily the pastor can DO paid"-thoils'oaS hoi""
1t ia said that E. L. Harper Of Cincinnati did bust
ness on wind. In respect he differed from some
stock companies VIII do business Oh water
During an exciting temperance campaign In Lake
City Fla, four temperance gr's invited young nia
who WAS very influential Oh the 0tncr SIDE aiouii
behind the court house They asked nun to Do sea.eu
aud surrounding him closely held hlm prlSonor
until tho polls closed. He WAS q gehtielAoiJ
young man, aud, no could not gee away wrnoos
boing rude. he submitted graoctui'y' 1e"p0i'Ii0"
tho day Waterbury American.
There IS a great deal OF wheat in this country
Also sometimes there Is great wheat deal Inc
deal goes up the fume, but the wheat romans.
No flower OF the garden has biOomed more P.oiuaW
and beautifully this lll than the dahila no - ,hs
single petaned specimens now popular. pant "as
MaId IN 1850. where 1t as seen M MI .pUd
Professor Dahl, Of stockholm In lSOi tiuuoou' 1s
to Mexico and sent 70 Eproe secs OF gr 1n0 UNI
Versalty descended BY degrees IL uouD." anu
sported I'LL 1t became the perfect flower VIC ho" 0H'
ioy-lSprng1eld Union
There Is ayoung dramatistin town who thinks no
sees fortune IN taking play 10 DO caiied ien
Nishta In a Drug store into kansaa
In city school few days ago the teacher was
explaining the children the derry alton OF pet names
Now" sne said. you all Know that 'lo p.op.'
name OF Johnny John, OF Tommy, Thomas OF fiatie
Harriet and Most OF you are nalnon Ai,or
some relative Tommy here is named after his father,
Johnny Jones after an uncle and sue. who arc you
named fori" Before the little girl could answer a
Lite fellow in back seat yelled out Aher a srtS
Of Indians" unntentlonaly exposing his iaiiiaf'S
with the dime novel-tBoston budget
Tho "new theology" Isn't very after all
In 1888 the Rev Robert Breck pastor OF the First
Church Of Springfield, said "Whai will become OF the
heather Who never heard Of the Gospel, do not
pretend to say but cannot but indulge hope that
God his bouudless bcnevoience Will find out way
whereby those heather who act up 10 inc Hsht tncS
have may bo saved" Mr. Breck was called to task
for this uttcrance but nothing came Of II, and he
occupied the Springfield pulpit for half a century.
landau View FIRST English lady-ihe paper
Gays number Of American citics arc being decorated
and NE streets crowded IL honor Of tho Visit OF
man named Cleveland.
Second English iady-Dear moi Who can he De
"Iet me ,ec. They call HIM a President 3"
"Well, II they make such fuss over mere Prcsl
dent what a lul7ice they will have when Buffalo BIZ
gots baok."-iOmaha World