New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-23
THE TALK OF The DAY.

An English gentleman not long ago advertised for
q general servant, "who must be a good PLAN COOK
and an earnest deist" And IN an English High
Church paper there recently appeared the advertise
ment Of a coachman who declared himself to be an
advanced Catholic and shilfuI III the management OF
horses"
No matter how bad and destructive boy may be-,
he rarely becomes degraded loses his sell respect
susllclently " mud circus PosteH-t Iexa'
Snungs.
The Democrats Of the District Of Columbia are still
Crimbling about the Recorder of Deeds from Massa-
cbusetts They don't believe that the President de-
,ires to Ignore the race question II he did, they ASK.
why did he bring out a Trotter1
An adver+isoment in n Boston paper states that an
active servant wanted, who must DO PLAN COOK.
and able 10 "A little boy i've years old" are the
advertisers cannibast Ana we AN io G to. d
with what sauce 10 lhcy eae Allc OoIs H'0 'S@i 0N
-AfUAas oltlnss
This Il the way in which the editor Of THE Inter
Idaho" pulycrzes the editor OF The Boise States
man: "we intend to keep on hurting hot shot at him
from our editorial locker until the thin mantle Oh
quasirespcctabtity Is torn from his shoulder reveal
Ing him as he really isprceking with corruption NOR
ally lcprous stained debased, despsed, aDhorreht
illuminated detested, scofed at, reyIed, Liar and
sneak"
At Lenten Service. Miss Molly-Come in oar pew
Miss Kato--Oh no. come in ours. We've got such
nice comfortable knecng cushions! They don't STRAIN
your polonalse a bit.-(rd-bts.
Applications for trout from the state hatchery at
Cold Spring Harbor, L. l., may be made until April
lst to either Mr.. L. @. Bacford tho commissioner In
charge, or 10 tho superintendent. Mr. Fred Mather.
awhat a bilious beggaw Bugson Is
"Yaas, pufieck bcaw, bay Jovel' -
What can DO the mattaw with him, hay lie
"Yaas In lovo with his stomach. don't chew
know. AMI his nvaw l. jealous flown Topics
tta ITnrr iii
somewhat strange while in this country recently was
invited to rartaie OF some oysters "Oh, thank YOU
she replied little Of the juice none OF the beasts
An obIging Guest. resident Of tho Provinces
had come TO spend n few days with some relatives
in Paris Becoming infatuated WIN tue gay t bnt
ceased to be- virtue. 100 polite TO openly rehioh-
srae they threw out h1s hdSc yoq I yonr ws
and children must miss your 40 doubt Ihanhs
Tor the suggestion. IL send for them-tfrench JOKE
The present craze for bullightns in Mexico has
caused tho price of bulls to advance, and good fight
Ing bulls now sell at 500 and $500 each But Man
lantln the great bull-hshter, doesn't think much Of
the fighting bulls Of Mexico and intends to import
his bulls from spain for tho next season. There Is
however. growing public sentiment In Mexico
against buldghtng and is possible that before long
it will be- prohibited.
'Edlson has invented patcntaever' remarked a
K-strcct girl. ,,
II hope some one viii get tho agency IN Washing
ton" She said. in distinct and business Ike tohc'
and Didn't say anything further.V Washington otitlc'
Governor Thaycr OF Nebraska has made "Bufalo BIZ
an ad,-le-camp on his staff with tho rank Of Colonel.
Myriads Of American boys, small ana large VIII re-
oice to hear of the honor done to Colonel Cody
| No Ouc-IccCcd Collins. A patrolman on Woodward
ave had directed HIM to an undeltakers establish
mcnt and when he met him again half an hour later
We'll, did you find the place."
Eyes. but he's no sort OF man.
"What's the matter"
"Why the man | waited the collin for had but one
| log and this feiler wouldn't make u burned cent
| difference in the price - Detroit free press