New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-29
THE TALK or THE DAY

| LhE IALA VI IHE OAX
limo was when everybody In Boston looked for
ward to tho meetings Of the religious societies In May
with tho greatest eagerness. And now @The Boston
Transcript oontemptuously refers to anniversary
week as an intellectual chow-chow.p
Deluded Manh Woman, Suffrage Man-You have
cercly hope, can suit you. usually require
AZ can give plenty Of them, Madame. My ns.lc is
DeKnight. have been laborng for ten years in the
seeing the fruits Of my labors In such States -
Noble mani Tho very gates Of Hosysn viii opsn.
ayes, madame; know tho gratitude you feel. I
think this will exactly suit sly wife,"
ayes, madame.p
having any moro women in my house; Pye had enough
Of their Petulance, and impertinenoe. Good day,
A Missouri editor referred in article ne wrote,
to local clergyman as an able preacher and steri-
ing Christian" He was mad enough to spill some-
body's gore the next day, when he saw his wdl-
meant compli.lent changed to an able preacher and
| stealing Christian"
Overheard in the Park.-Fair Equestrfenne-You
Seem rs xS ." RnST great deal about 'aarred fo '
Cubloigh ltwtrlIng his mustache)- -woIl-aw nav
Topics.
In Rhode Island factory town, o certain em-
poyer recently pad out to his employees saturday
night 800 In new bills that had been secretly marked
On the following Monday $40O of these marked bills
wcrs deposited In tho bank by the saloon-keepers Of
tho town. II is to be feared that the McGynn-
| George nttPoverty Society could not help these
mon very much
Muzzling the Press.-Army Man-Those Apachcs
are really doing no mischief now but tho papers keep
theh 1t 10 fact that the tribe Is naturally savage
and can't be civilized. but we don't want to murder
Mage, Gonsss to let them vote
why, then they might DO as savage as they
PLEASED and tho papers wouldn't cay word aoous
II Is estimated that there arc $4,000 old soldiers
| In the State Of Kansas.
There does not appear to DO any truth In tho
rumo that the Queen has asked the Poet Laureate to
write ode to Buffalo BILL
Pupson has been interviewing tho Governor ON
Pupson, sr.-Ah Charles, Charlesi It is too bad.
Your wild course will drive me TO an unttmely grave
Pups9n, tr ferycnty)-No, father, no. That Is
| impossible-CTown Topics.
| Readers Of some Of the London papers frequently
find CHASTITY looking red human skeleton pasted
a conspicuous part of their paper. This is not tho
work Of the publishers, but Of enteprsing quack
doctor who takes this way of advertising his
"The Jnggies seem to be perpetually in hot water
at hose. There Isn't day that we don't hear OF
"well, 1t is their own fault Why will Mrs. J.
persist In keeping a French maid and J. an English
valetT-(Town Topics.
The 300 young women of wellesley College do tho
homework Of the college the cooperative plan. 1t
takes each Of them forty-v minutes a day to Co
| her share
scene.A seaside suburban resort Dramatts Per-
sonae-The Orthodox clergyman of the Centre" who
has a fourishlng society at the seaside; Unitarian
clergyman Of the Centre" who Is trying to found .
| society which he hopes will flourish.
Orthodox Clergyman-They tell Me, Mr.. Smith, that
you Unitarians going " have church at Seafoam
| Unitarian rother-Yes, We have really made .
good beginning and by another season we shall have
Orthodox Clergyman-Then there viii be two
churches at seafoam, one for the Lord and one for
the people.
1t most
Quick curtain.-(Doston Transcript
He over plain Buffalo BIZ, but If the English
| people bring 1t about he will come back, "Col.
I onel, the Honorable william Frederick Cody"
Mrs Haut Ton (at glove counter)-Are these gloves
saIesiady-oh, yes. I wear them mysen-(Towu
| Topics.
| 1t win be a serious problem what to do with the
crowds of people who will be In ST. Louis during the
Presidents visit to that city. Every colonel and
major in Missouri will be there.
Senator HeaIst's son 81 employs none but Harvard
self short handed no puts the following message on
President Eliot. harvard College, Cambridge. Mass ::
| Send at once In refrigerator cars two COOL 's7 men
@ sS uSS as n whs can aa and
! Tribune.
Kansas City is now claiming population of 1907
600. This Is the best evidence yet produced show
that Kansas City must have at least population Of
| 100000
He could not suit her, although he had shown her
taking up garment from the counter, here Is
something that I know must suit you. 1t is tho
1t up, with a face radiant with admiration did you
| ever see anything more beautiful r.
al beg your pardon sir" said she, "but that Is
us tn Why, so 1t Isl
The rascal knew 1t all the time but he had carried
the day and 1t was but moment later that his
manly voice was heard ringing through space, Cash
the garment that has covered it-Boston Transcript
The editor Ut "The Punxsutawney PENN Spirit
tells a young woman who had written to h.l on tho
subject, that che should never say that she Is
mashed; smitten' is a much better word. 1t Is
to be hoped that all Punxsutawney young women will
heed the advice Of "The Punxsutawncy Spirit"
The opening Of navigation brings to mind an Incl,
opening Of navigation year or two ago. An honest
merchant of Albany received telegram from friend
on TT THURSDAY, D. DA Tho merchant did not Under
stad tho systc letters, and 50 no took the telegram
as much puzzled a. he to know what was the mean
Ing Of the two letters at the end: Finally 6righ,
| thought struck one OF them ana nc tell
YOU what IL IL. He means 10 say that he will come
up Thursday either ON the Drew or the Vibbard'
| -(Buffalo Express
The eighth annual convention Of the Photographers
Association will be held In Chicago on August o.
1t used to be common thing for Southern trains
to stop where the berries plentiful In order "
give passengers an opportunity to resale themselves
and not to be outdone In pollteness, train on the
Wisconsin Central Railway, the other day, stopped at
crossing in Neevah and waited while funeral RAJ
| procession passed. The burying party, 1t VIII 90
Observed is respected In Wisconsin as 1t once was
| ut tho South.-(Boston Transcript
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