Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-12-16

WORTH repeating "a kiss : so
times. darlington Free Press '''
WHEN topper invests in liquor bo -
poets to get full" value for his NOV '''
-Ionhcrs Statesman.
The human skeleton consists =, q,
distinct bones. A regular bono.o. -''
to the medical student. 7e,os S' q
i,ags. ''''''
An exchange says Henry James );
rapidly becoming a factor in nol;t;a
A factor two in politics wouldn't hea
idea.-7'ecas SUtings. '''
HALE a do'en eggs given to n,;..
ter on the occasion of his silver nas
ding may very properly be regarded
striking example of clay actjv;t,, y
Carl Prctzeps U;eeky.
BOBBY was inspecting the new h,l
for the first time, and his dictnm WY
as follows: II s'pose it's nice eno, "l'
what there is Of it, /" he said v;tbont gu
thusiasm, "but Pm sorry it amt a nar-
rot" p"'-
INA won't let us play poker on SIM.
day, you know" "Why, it was encour
aged in the Bible" Glow SO 9n DO,
took in n pair several times; Somuo,
stood on king, and Solomon had y fuu
of queens.
lr is mighty good thing to be al.
ways at class-meeting, attend church
regularly, sing loud, and pray yourse,;
hoarse; but it is q good deal better ia
be moral, upright, and honest in bust.
ness and social relations"
"No, DARLING" said a Burlington
mother to q sick child; "the doctor savs
mustn't read to you" "Then,
mamma" begged the little one, "won't
you please read to yourself out loud?'
harrington Free Press.
BINKs (savasely)-Confound thes,
matches Nowadays they won't light
links (calmly)-Why don't you try the
end with some sulphur on it? Binks
.tst'll more savagely)-Confound them,
anyway! They ought to light at both
ends.-Jetdge.
"SpEAK1NG of chickens, said a pouI.
try dealear to an old negro, "what do
you think of Plymouth Rocks?" "Neb.
Der used rocks when dis chile cotcb a
chicken. Bes' way is to lebe de rocks
alone and spit on yo' hand an grab EN-
by de neck. "-Ne,oneo,e h,depe,,dent
"WHAr makes you think our new
boarder is q married man." asked
clearinghouse mistress of one of bar
servants. Because" replied the girl
- noticed that when he came home
late the other morning he removed his
shoes before going up stair. Judge.
SoLEMNLY all the cednrs
Stand in the efterslow;
Everything is silent
Except the crcling crow.
The flowers softly fading
The leaves make q gorgeous mat
And woe unto him who's wearing
At present white high hat
.-Pucl
a FoETuNE-TELLER can hit woman's
case nine times out of ten. "You've had
sickness and trouble. You'll have some
property fall to you. You do not have
full confidence in your husband. Be-
ware! He is deceiving you! You have
very gentle nature. Everybody loves
you. You have had trouble with rel
ative. 1t was not your fault. Beware
of blue-eyed woman with a mole on
her left cheek. She will make you
trouble. Good-bye-one dollar call
again. %" Detroit Free Press.
EDITORIAL in a Mississippi newspa.
per: Thursday night, while we were
writing an editorial on the financial
condition OF the county, some tiend in
human shape threw a brick through
orr window and struck us on our head.
We fell to our floor and lost our senses.
How long We remained i'll our condl-
ton OF Inconsistencies, VIC know not,
The first thing we remember was being
taken up by Maj. Gribner, our good
friend. We we're taken to drug store,
wife and children soon came, and we
were taken to our home. We are nat
nrally indignant over this cowardly at
tack upon us, and we offer years sub
scription to our paper to the man who
discovers who it was that hit us. "-r-
hd,as0lc IraUeier.
1REE> IN ST. PETERSBURG.
The municipality of St. Petersburg
has decided to plant two rows of trees
in all the streets which arc more than
twenty three meters broad. There are
sixty-tive such streets in the city. me
Dutch linden tree will be selected 10.
the purpose, as being best adapted 70
the climate of st. Petersburg and one
of the most rapidly growing trees ~
is estimated that the cost will DO
twenty-five roubles per tree, or 625, ooo
roublcs in all, as about $4,000 srees
will be required.
CARL IREIzEL'S PHILOSOPH1.