The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1887-02-24
FOR LION-HUNTERS.
How American Snobocracy Can Keep Itself
Posted Concerning Titled Foreigners.

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How American snobocracy Can Keep Itself
Posted Concerning Titled Foreigners.
American society is to have its long
felt and never-satisfied want taken care
of by company which has just been
Incorporated. The title of this humane
organization is, 1.-The International So
cial Lion Furnishing Company, Linn
tied" The object of the concern, as
set forth in its prospectus, is to supply
American social circles with British
lions, whose history shall be known.
The company guarantees that each per-
son is a real, live nobleman, and, in
order that there can be no possible mis-
take, produces his entire personal his
tory.
The company has branch office in
London, and it is there that its chief
work is done. A large force of expert
detectives and searchers is employed,
and it is their business to look up the
record of every scion of the British no.
bility. When a detective has thorough
ly sifted the facts, he reports them at
the main Office, where they are written
up by the clerks and filed away for fu-
ture reference. e
The Office in this city is furnished
with copies of these records for exhibi-
ton to mothers who are in search of
English aristocrats as husbands for
their daughters, and to all persons who
wish to bask in the sunshine of titled
smiles. .4
Of course, the advantages of such
concern are apparent to the most care
less observer. The personal history of
a man is a guarantee of his character
and social standing, and, armed with
such documents, Americans can invite
English noblemen to their houses with
out any danger of being imposed upon
by sham Dukes or Lords. The new
company has already gone into opera
ton, and we feel thatwe are only doing
our duty in informing the public of its
existence. Some of the papers on file
in the safes of the corporation are ex-
tremely well gotten up, and we take
pleasure in submitting some of them as
examples of the admirable manner in
which the work is done. @
BEAUPERE, Lord Arthur (Seventh), born a,
Chiswick Pudding, Yorkshire, November 81,
Miss sa soy Of the sernss
Warwickshire. Educated at Eton and Cam
bridge, graduating last in class from Trinity
Uf WeS he n ose
to first, second and third mortgages, Chiswick
Pudding Manor, 1871 acres In extent, and town
house in Riddlecombe street. Owns, subject to
mortgage in hands of builder, schooner-yacht
Kestret, 100 tons, out OF commission at present
for want OF funds to run her. Has been ex-
PEELED from the Sugbury Club for cheating at
scdrte Was horsewhipped last winter by Lord
Beanswick, for trying, while intoxicated, to kiss
the latter's grandmother in Hyde Park. In
come, ED.OOO per annum Very popular
SCRUMORE, Albert Henry William George
Peter Beers, Lord of, (fifth,) born at Scrubmore
Grange, Northumberland, Janurry A. 1857
Father. sixth Lord Scrubmore. Mother, Dolly
Widgeon, prima donna soprano at Vauxhall
Garden. Educated at Rugby and Oriel College,
Oxford, being expelled from latter in second
year for winking at the ViceChancellor's niece
in st. Mary's during University sermon. Owns
several square miles of grouse-moors in Scot
land a town house in Belgravia, and toy-villa
at Kensington. Does not own Scrubmore
Grange, owing to his father having cut OF the
entail three years ago, and incontnently bounced
him. Has been prominent as musical patron
in England for several years, and would be a
good eaten 1or muSlcaIly-1nctlned girl. Began
as part owner of the Whitechapel Variety
Palace. This having burst up, he became lessee
and manager of the Blackfriars Opera House
but this failed on account of internal dissensions
in the company, brought on by his lordship's
making love to the leading ballerina instead OF
to the prima donna soprano. Next entered into
partnership with Mile. Sally Salter to run the
Chelsea Garden. It was on account of this that
his father disinherited him. Recently became
part owner in an International variety show, and
lost $4,000. This young man who is prime Al
specimen, can be had cheap.
CAREOLLIMES, Godfrey Mckenzie Mulcahy
at Stwdaniphsk, Wales. Father, eighth Earl of
Carrollimes. Mother, Lady Bridget Elaine
Mulcahy of Maginnis- the Shannon, Ireland.
Educated at ST. Winifred's and in Paris. Has
been out of society in Great Britain, and travel
ing on continent since shortly after his majority,
owing to his having forged his fathers name to
pay racing debts contracted at Ascot Heath. Is
in a tolerably good state of preservation, but,
owing to the ravages of early dissipation. can
Estates all intact and wealth large. Best
catch on our books. - ssstS t0@ ssiist
1t will be seen at once that these rec
ords are Enthusiastically those of English
noblemen. No other persons of dis
tinction could SO comport themselves.
With such records, verified by the re-
searches of first-class detectives, and
sworn to before notaries public, Ameri-
can society. can be sure of getting gen.
uine articles in the way of British lions
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