The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-09-07
The Bats Bite.

( that it is hardly ever felt, even when the
+ person attacked is awake. l myself had
/ a remarkable illustration of this, and
/ stood with q man who was remarking
! that he couldn't understand how people
always got so unaccountably bitten,
| though while he was actually making
| this remark in the dusk bat was suck
/ ing one of his toes, as was evidenced by
! the bat being seen by me and himself to
fiutter away, while the mans toe, to his
great SURPRISE was found to be bleeding
severely.
Little Susie, four years old, was being
reproved by her mamma, who said she
must be a better girl or she would have
10 punish her that she was very, very
naughty, etc Susie began to hum lit
tie tune soon she sang aloud. Her
mamma said Stop singing don't you
know that it is saucy for you to sing
when am talking TO you?" Susie could
endure it no longer. She burst out sob
bing and said Didn't Mr.. Beecher say
that when you felt bad you must sing?
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The night was dark and threatening,
but an important meeting imperativeiy
demanded his presence.
Aren't you afraid TO 90 alone (" asked
his timid wife, as she helped him with
his big coat.
go alone?p he repeated, with his
mind evidently on the meeting not if
have the two bowers, ace, and-ah
beg your pardon" checking himself
8 No, certainly not there is nothing to
fear BRAKES Trdrelery Ndgazas.
:. DO YOU know the family next door
inquired bill-collector of af II small boy
on the doorstep.
s. Noap"
Isn't the name Green
81 dunno, sir All | know is that
they've got IA boy bigger'n me, and that
I've licked him twice and am aching to
do it again. .''-Dltrod Free Press.
Scene, grammar school. Dialogue be-
tween teacher and Johnny.
Teacher What is the future of he
drinks?"
Johnny" He is drunk "-Harpes
Bdzar.
ShiIoh's Nitalizer is what you need for
Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Dizziness,
and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10
and 75 cents per bottle. Sold by Geo. W.
Benford & Son.
What in thunder did you put in that
glass of soda?n he gasped.
Whisky" replied the clerk, You
winked."
Il winked Ny young friend one of
my eyes is made of glass. I'm temper
ance apostle"
viii you suffer with Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint ? Shiloh's Vitalizer is
guaranteed TO cure you. Sold by Geo w.
Benford d Son
A st. Louis paper complains that the
streets of that city are not watered. We
consider that proof positive that jay
Gould does not own the town.
For lame back, side orchest use Shiloh 3
Porous Plaster Price % cents. Sold by
Geo. W. Benford * Son.
The best way to please man is to tell
him what he thinks of himself. The
best way to please woman is to tell her
what she thinks of herself.
Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure
is sold by US Oh a guarantee. Itcures Con
sumption. Sold by Geo. W, Bepford & Son
!. 4 str.iight line can be drawn through
seventy five miles of the Indian river
Florida, without touching shore. 1t il
called the straightest river in the world
Catarrh cured. health and sweet breath
secured by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy
Price 80 cents Nasal Injector free. Sold
by Geo. W. .,Benford & Son.
Husbands who leave property to theil
'e widows under the odious condition tha
IS that they do not marry again might a
r well not die at ALL
j, Sleepless nights made miserable by tha
q terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the rem
;; edy for you. Sold by Geo. W. Benford
IN Son.
r Love in a cottage means simply life
er long course of plates for two and dali,
u bread Tor one.
n Group Whooping Cough and Bronchi
es It's Immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure
~ !. Sold by Geo. w. Benford Il Son.
Is There are more than &C, 900 persons con
he fined in the penal institutions ofthe Uni
- - ted States.
IFS The "palmy" days entirely refer +
Of childhood.
sound conclusion-Whe snore
awakes.