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or INTEREST TO FARMERS.
House Plants in April.


Whether in the greenhouse or the win
dow garden, plants that have done their
best all winter are now being made ready
for their season in the open air. While
they remain within, the increasing heat
requires that they have greater care in ven
tilation and In freeing them from insects.
Plants that are taken out in summer, II
wanted TO blonm IN pots next winter, should
be kept in the pots; II turned out in the
open ground, they cannot be satisfactorily
potted again. 1t Is much better to start
with new plarts from cuttings Such
plants may often be plunged iu the border,
in the pots with good results. Pots that
are set out should stand on layer of coal
ashes to keep out worms. Such plants
should be set in partial shade, but never
under the drip of trees. Roots and dahlia,
and cannas, and bulbs Of tuberoses anC
gladolus, u laid in boxss of soil, exposed
to the sun during the day, and taken in a
night, may be apprcciably forwarded ans
and ready to plant out. .,.. ..... r
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09
Don't Experiment.

You cannot afford to waste time in expert.
menting when your lungs are in danger.
Consumption always seems, at first, only q
cold. Do not permit any dealer to impose
upon you with some cheap imitation of DR.
Kings New Discovery for Cons, mption
Coughs and Cold, but be sure you get the
genuine. Because he can make more profit
he may tell you he has something Just az
good, or just the same. Don't he deceived
but insist upon getting DIR. Kings New bis
covery, which is guaranteed to give relief il
all Throat, Lungs and Chest affections.
Trial Bottles free at +. d. Thomas Drui
tore r- H,. .r. r.
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nnRht 10 be Known By An!

The wonderfully quick and certain re-
lief afforded by Fontaine's Cure in cases
of cold, cough, Group, bronchitis and as
thma. 1t will cure cold in ~ minutes!
The first dose will give relief. It will cure
Group in as many minutes. A child's life
may be saved by its timely use. 1t is radi-
cal cure for Asthma. 1t should always be
in the house, ready for an emergency. Can
you, or any person afford to take risk.
when you can absolutely guard against it@
Whooping-cough, consumption and bron-
chitis will yield to this medicine when
others have failed. Sold at DIR. c. 7.
Horns drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

The best medical writer's claim that the
successful remedy for nasal catarrh must bt
non-irritating, easy of apylication, and ont
that will, by it's own action, reach all thu
remote sores and liberated surfaces. Tht
history uf the efforts to treat catarrh during
the past few years oblises us TO admit thai
only one remedy has completely met these
conditions and that is Ely's Cream Balm
This safe and pleasant remedy has mastered
catarrh us nothing else has ever done, ant
both physicians and pOtieats freely conced'
his fact The more distressing symptoms
luicklyyield TO it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09
Lung Troubles Promptly Cured.

Messrs. Editors:-"About three years ago
my right lung became affected, and then
commenced taking DR.. Seth Arnold's
Cough Killer. used it about nine months
lnI that lung has never troubled me since
Last summer had cold and it settled o
my left lung; it got firmly seated and be
gan to take the Cough Killer again, now
lon't ugh at all."--H. W. Aldrich, North
bridge Centre, Mass. For sale by all drug
gists. Price 25E SOC. and $l.00 per bottle
For CUstiveness, Biliousness. lleadach,
and all feversh habits use DR.. Seth Arnold
Bilious Pills. 25c.
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Remember This.

You can have sale bills printed at this
Office while you wait.
Our circulation Is rapidly increasing
everybody reads the ADVOCATE. .u-
Advertise your sales in the CARBON
ADVOCATE. tnt
All will do well to have their sale bills
printed at this Office. A position in our
Public Sale Register is worth consider
able, 90 DIG .''
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09
As VIZ CLIP HUMOROSITIEO

Three courts have decided that a marri-
age by telegraph is illegal II you want to
make an abosolutly sure thing of it, &c.
married by minister.
Teacher lin geosraphyl-"What is a
dcsert2' Young Student-"Don't know,
mum, always eat at the second table"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09
typhoid, Scarlet and Yellow Fevers, Measles
Diphtherla, Smallpox, Cholera, etc.

Darhys Prophylactic Fluid will dcsro,
the infection of all fevers and all contagious
dieases. Will keep the atm osphere of any
sick-room pure and wholesome, absorbing
and destroying unhealthy etlluvia and con
tagion. Will ncutrdlizc any bad sm Il
whatever. not by Disgusting it, but by dc
stroyingit. Use Darbys Prophylactic Fluic
su every sick-room.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

The man who tries to please himself
haf an easier time than be who tries TO
please everybody.
lie who fOFeiyes Is victor In the dis
pute.
Teacher lin geography elAss)-''whAt
Is a desertS' Young student - Don't
know, mum. always eat At the second
isPls."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09
TO CONSUMPTIYES.

The undersigned having been re-
stored to health by simple means, after
suffering for several years with a severe
lung affection, and that dread disease
Consumption, is anxious to make
known to his fellow sufferers the means
of cure. To those who desire it, he will
cheerfully send free Of ehnrge) a copy
of the prescription used, which they
wiz find sure cure for Consumption,
Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis and all
throat and lung Maladies.
He hopes all sufferers will try his
Remedy, as it win cost them nothing
and may prove blessing. Those de
string the prescription, will please ad
dress, REV. EDWARD A. WILSON,
williamsburg, Kings Co., New York
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

Miss Nina Van Zandtr Of Chicago,
has felon OF her hands.
A Boston commission house handled
two tons Of cabbases so skillfully that the
shipper had 95 cents left after all charges
were paid. II ne sends another let his own
head will go along with 1t.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

We are more than ever persuaded that
as a weather indicator, the American
grounding is a liar and villain.
Life is but a span; marriage is double
team, youth welded to old age is tandem
an old bachelor Is q sulky.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

Diphthera is frequently the result of n
neglected sore throat, which can be cured by
"a single bnttle of Red Star Cough Cure.
Price, twenty five cents bottle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

A blind man In Iowa can tell the color
of red-hot stove simply by touching it.
First Young Boston Blood-Say, Dux-
ley, did you ever see the sun riseP Second
Young Boston Boston Blood No, Sam,
don't think ever did. don't remember
that ever staid up so late as that.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09
500 A WEEK.

Ladies' or gentlemen desiring pleasant profit
able employment write at once. We want you
To handle an article Of domestic use that reeoni-
mends itself o. every one AZ sight, STAPLE AS
FLOUR Sells like hot cakes. Pronts 30 pee
cent. Families wishing to pCactice economy
should for their own benefit write for particulars
Used every day the year round Va eyerl honse-
hold. Price within the reach II all ClrcplaFs
free, Agents receive sample free, Address
hoNFsTIC VITO co, Iaflon. q o.tel-em
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

The man who would pick another
mans pocket would write an anonymous
communication to newspaper.
There is a demand In New York for
The coinage of half cents. Buttons give a
man away, and, besides. they are apt to be
missed;
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

Mr.. 6. +. Reardon, Baltimore, Md, Conn
missioner oflDeeds for all the States, suffered
for long time with rheumatism, which
yielded promptly to st. Jacobs Oil.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09
A GENTLEMAN, savi9s s.SsS 3, s:sa s::.

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Something new that Just coins money Tor all
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-09

Although not talkative at all, the
oyster is a very pleasant companion al
dinner.
Gone hug" says cautious suitor, sis
worth dozen love letters, and it cannot
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
Far Fetched.

Lafayette Journal.
The citizens who voted for the FIRST
time in 1884 were born in 1863 there
fore, as the Chicago Tribune assumes,
a large part of them were sons of the
stay-at-home Democratic fathers. The
appearance of this class counted for
the Democracy. On the other hand,
1883 will witness the first appearance
at the poles of a huge number of voters
who were born In 1866 and 1867,
the two years Immediately following
the end of the war. These of course,
are the progeny of the hosts of Union
soldiers who returned North when the
great struggle was over, and married
or resumed domestic relations inter-
rupted by their enlistment. By force
of heredity, they will vote the Repub-
lican ticket.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13

Mr.. Mcdonald illustrated the curve in the
track and showed how and where the loco
motive fell over the embankmeDt.
There is not man within the hearing
of NV voice." continued Mr.. Mcdonald,
"who does not honestly believe upon the
testimony of Mr.. Gray alone that that
wreck was caused by hannah agency.
would like To ask the counsel on the other
side now, if those rails were bad and the
embsnkment slipped away and carried the
train into the river with It'll would like
to know how that would unscrew the nuts
and bolts ON the fshplates? Would it not
force them of by violence? And yet DIR.
Gray swore that the nuts had been I'M
screwed. Not single witness on the other
side, with the exception of Marcus l.. Par
ker, claims to have made an examination
of the track after the wreck and 4 say that
we can rest that feature of the case right
here.
Mr.. Mcdonald reviewed the testimony
of all Of the witnesses for the state who
testified about the drawing of the spikes
with a clawbar and the unscrewing of the
6shplate bolts with monkey wrench.
4 recess was taken until o'clock.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
WAsn Baby was nek. 20 esvs her CsstmiA.
Whsn abe w,s Child. shs eriec for CastsriA
Whea abe becsms Mss. ahs ching % CasssEsA,
NAn che hid ChDAzsa, che psstA@ Caseska


At 10 o'clock this morning Hon. ID.
E. Wray, of Versailles, Morgan Z 'un-
ty. was united in marriage to Miss
Laura Taylor, of Hancock County.
Ohio. Miss Taylor has been the guest
of her sister, Mrs. D. A. Farley. of
Versailles for sometime, and she to-
gether with Mr.. and Mrs. John Bob
ling, of that place, were present at
the wedding. The ceremony was per-
formed at the Broadway Presbyterian
Church, by the Rev. DIR. Edmonsou,
in the presence of a small audience
The newly welded pair departed on
the East-bound train for Ohio, and
will be at home in Versailles after
October 10th.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
COIeman's Rural World Thus
Speaks of Missouri

Missouri is ranking among the old
er of the western states and by many
is thought to be pretty well filled up,
not much spare room left; yet the sta
tistics of the government aud depart
ments show that there are still remain
M in this state 1907 400 acres OF
l. lifted States lands subject to home
stead entry or purchase at sl.25 per
acre.
There are millions of unimproved
lands owned by individuals or rail
roads that can be bought for little
more than that, while millions of
acres more of farms too large for
their owners, can be had for low
prices.
Missouri is not full: there is room
for thousands of thrifty, go-ahead,
intelligent farmers and others OF the
producing class, and our noble state
offers advantages unequaled by any
other on the face of the globe. Her
varied and wonderful resources have
as yet hardly been realized by her
own citizens, and to those of other
sections they are beyond comprehen-
sion. The near future will see with
in the broad domain of this common
wealth snch an outpouring from the
hand of industry and such an sggre-
CATION of wealth as now stsggers the
imagination to contemplate.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
PRESS COMMENTS.

Hotel Mail i dOwn-east summer
hotel keeper has beer robbed. Now
he knows how it is himself.
Boston Courier: A hot ball is not
to be particularly dreaded If man Is
hungry and it is fish ball.
Rochester Post-Express The
man who is always claiming that
heaven is his home Is always the last
one to 90 home.
SomervilIe Journal The trouble
with great many editors is that they
don't think one-half as much as they
they write.
Philadelphia Record: Chicago is
poor place to make money. They
arrested one fellow this week for SIM
ply making half dollars.
Binghampton Republican An
African tribe is governed by a ruler
who has no tongue. He is not only
the king but the king dumb.
Nebraska State Journal: 1t is said
that St. Peter has fallen into the ha bit
of identifying Nebraska people by the
rope marks on their necks.
St. Paul Herald An old woman
may be an incorrigible gossip, but
when you come right down to facts,
the peacock is the greatest tail-bearer
of all.
Somerville Journal: People are apt
to feel proud of all the good traits
their children show, and wonder where
in blazes they got all their bad ones.
New Orleans Picayune: The man
who says he will be under everlasting
obligations to you in case you accom-
modate him is not the man you want
to loan money to.
Norristown Herald An Inter
national Cremation Congress is to be
neld at Berlin in 1889. fla delegate
INDUCES in too heated remarks he will
probably be fired"
SomerviIle Journal: An English
writer says: The girl of England
stands alone" That's just the differ
ence the girl of America always has
host of admirers about her.
Springfield Republican If there is
any body who fears that woman's en-
| REIMBURSEMENT Will ruin the old style
of love-making we should recommend
to that person course of reading In
the fiction published by the Woman's
Journal.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13

Puek.
"You say you want 10 marry my
daughter; have you spoken to her
about it,"
Eyes sir" replied the young man,
"and have gained her consent"
"Well, if she has said yes that set
ties it. Anything | might say or do
wouldn't have the slightest influence. Z"
Then the young man goes home and
wonders if he isn't too young to marry
such girl.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
Hay Fever

Is an infamed condition OF the linine
membrane of the nostrils, tear-ducts and
throat, affecting the lungs. An acrid mu-
Gus is secreted, the discharge is accompan-
led with burning sensation. There are
severe spssms of sneezing, frequent at,
tacks of headache, watery and intfa med
eyes. Ely's Cream Balm is remedy that
can be depended upon to quickly relieve
and cure. 80 cts. at druggist by mail,
registered, 60c. Ely Bros, 225 Greenwich
street. New York.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
Ben Buffers Theory.

GAS a depleter of the human race"
said Gen. Butler, at the banquet,
"war makes emphatically real the
survival of the fttest." Does this
mean that flying bullets pick out the
unfit men and spare the good, or that
the men who stay at home and don't
get killed are better than those who
90 to the front.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13

Jefferson City, Mo-, September The
Hon. S. G. Yantis received letter from
Governor Marmaduke to-day. In which
he announced that he would not
leave Europe until September
18th, when he wonId sail for this
country on the City OF Rome. The gov
ernor was in good health and enjoying his
travels. He landed in Queenstown, and,
after spending two weeks in Ireland,
crossed over TO England and went from
there to the Spa, Belgium.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13

W
Housewife Ito new domestic)-
"There is one thing | wish to say to
you. The last girl had habit OF
coming into the parlor and playing on
the piano whenever she felt like it.
You never play on the piano do
you?"
mo, mum. But | think / could
learn wild a little shown from you"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
Wool Wool Wool Wool.

Highest pnce paid for wool at Soda
liza Woolen Mills see US before you sci
their store is ON the Corner Second and
Usage streets where they have full stock
of groceries and DARRELL salt by the car
load also a large stock of home manu-
featured WOODEN goods at manufactures
prices. 4IZwSm
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
Worth q Dozen Rich Men.
Ottawa News

Ottawa News
Asa rule the very rich men are not
those who build up community and
create booms. A single business man,
full of life and snap, and enterprise,
who is not afraid to talk and talk
sense. and knows how to advertise, is
worth any dozen rich men who usual
" take advantage of other peoples
booming to increase their values.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
Wives Mothers Daughters :

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ing female complaints, weaknesses, etc, SO
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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13
Farmers! Farmers |!

Pit ND your teams at the new Feed
stable lust opened on Second and Kentucky
7-12w-2r, w. A. MCNULrY & Co.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13

ALI dental work wsrrented 6rst-class.
Extraction cents.
THos. III. WILSON.
Ohio street between Third and Fourth.
5-24N12t.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-09-13

commission oil lelOnF Anu NlIpOut the
express intention of killing Horton, then
the defendant is also gnilty of murder in
the first degree, and it is on these provi-
sions of the statutes that the state hopes for
a conviction. Now, If Mr.. Hamilton was
on the ground at the time these spikes and
6shplates were pulled-if he was there at
that time, aiding and abettiBg in the
work-he is just as guilty as the man who
| actually used the clawbar and monkey
wrench,
take Coroner Gray's testimony; he is
an Official of Wyandotte county; he is un-
prediucied he has no interest In the case
| 1t was his duty to ascertain the cause oil
Horton death. He investigated the wreck
and what does he tell you was the result oil
his official examination? He tells you
that those spikes had been pulled, the FISH
plates removed and the rails evidently
misplaced, thereby causing the wreck.
| There ale some trivial contradiction:
here and there on the part OF the state a:
we'll as on the part of the defense, but tha
is to be expected. Now, what is the one
grand conclusion of all of the vitnesse.
who have testified about the piece of track
Why they all say, every one OF the wit
nesses for the defense, that those spike
were pulled by human agency"
Mr.. Mcdonald here read from the testi
mony of DR.. Gray in support OF his state
ments.
"Now there has been 3 great deal sale
about the north end of the south rail ant
the south end of the north rail and abou
the letter s and elbow and all that sor
Of thing, but that does not assist the jur,
in arriving at any conclusion"
With the aid of q number of matche
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-03-05
Description of the Queens "Drawjn
Room" OF. ReceDtiOn to Ladies'.

Description of the Queens IS Drawing
ROOM" or Reception to Ladies'.
A 'tdrawing-room,' as Queen Victo-
tia's reception to ladies is called, be-
gins at three o'clock iii the afternoon.
But-more particularly of late years
the Queen has not always been able to
remain throughout the ceremony, Per
haps, after All hours sufferance Oh her
part, her Majesty retires and the
Princess Of Wales fills her place. But
the Princess is not the rose. She only
lives near it, and the triumph of the
day is dalkeped for those ladies who,
arriving a little late, courtesy to the
Princess instead OF the Queen. Ac-
cordingly, it seems to have occurred
to some enterprising lady that If she
had her carriage at the gates OF the
palace all hour before they were thrown
back she would be in pretty good time.
at the next drawing-roon some one
bettered this, being there an hour and
five minutes early. The process has
gone forward till now the Changing Of
noon from the clock-toWer Of West
minsteris heard adown 81 long string
Of carriages containing ladies in low
est evening dress. sitting stonily wait
ing, while a mob of sight-seers peer at
them as nerci]essly as If they were
framed pictures Of their ancestresses.
There is a authenticated record
OF g. Young lady who had carefully and
successfully rehearsed her courtesy to
the Queen, and who, suddenly finding
herself in the royal presence, and see
ing to the right all open door, forgot
every thing but the comfort Of being
away, and without noticing the Queen.
Princess and Prince skipped toward
the door and so out into space. The
great rock on which debutantes split is
making their courtesy too soon. Their
mind is full Of it. 1t has lived with
them for days and nights, and there is
q great human impulse to get rid of it
as soon as possible Debutantes who
have presence Of mind, and habitues of
court know that the proper thing to Go
is to walk close up. to the Queen, and
then perform The. outrageous flop which
has come to take the place Of the pref
ty 1naidenly courtesy. After this the
debutante finds herself in a passage be-
tween two groups. On her right hand
is the diplomatic circle, with many of
her Majesty's Ministers. The Prime
Minister rarely fails to stand by
through the long hours Of the drawing
room. On the other side grouped to
the left Of the Queen, are her many
sons and daughters. 1t is necessary,
or at least desirable, that to each sew
eral one as she passes, the debutante
should make obeisance C2s5cags
Times. az. -ati -,slI4Ia;.- s.:1