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, 1887-01-16
TIE %'CURE-ALL" TRADE.
FORTUNES MADE BY SUBSTITUTING
NEW NAMES FOR COMMON THINGS.

Catching Title for IA simple ~Drns-Tho
Road to success Lies Through Much
Advertising.
People in the country can look buck 10
the time when the quack doctor visited
their towns and villages and eXpatiatcd
upon the blood purifying qualities Of sarsa-
parilla from his buggy In the street. lie
offered n detection OF it cheap in a bottle,
or sold the root itself with instructions
how To treat 1t. S~arsaparilla was found
To be of service, and 1t became, and has
remained, n fnvorite medicine in one form
OF another, and indeed is found in every
saloon rs IA regular beverage Only some
ten years back n gentleman from califor-
mia with winnings from the gambling
table advertised broadly a specific cure 10
relieve the physical disorders for which
s%arsaparilla had been so generally adopted.
He gave it n high sounding name, pub
lished testimonials rs to its virtues, gave
II away to the druggists on condition that
they should not sell 1t under II certain
price. and in this way created n demBnd
for It. The people who tried 1t Us II mcdi-
cine were satisfied with its results, and IL
is now u business paying u handson,
revenue.
, 1887-01-16

NON>N trihe with any Throat OF
49, Lung Disease. II you have
a Cough or Cold. or the children are
threatened with Croupo or whooping Cough.
use Acker's English Remedy and proven
further trouble. 1t is a positive cure,
aud we guarantee 1t. Price 10 and zoe
Pearse Il McGill. Druggists.
, 1887-01-16
BLACK HILLS STAGE
ANDEXPRESS COMPANY

Coaches leave Union depot, Cheyenne,
at G:So a. m, daily, Except Sundays;
touch Chugwater, Fort Laramie, Rawhide
Buttes and Lusk, and connect with the
Chicago K Northwestern railroad at Lusk
and for S%undance, Buffalo, Fort Fetter.
man, Fort Mckinney, Douglas, Wyo.)
Fort Robinson and Chadron in Nebraska,
and Rapid City, Spearfish and Deadwood,
Oak.
The cheapest and shortest route by
twenty-four hours.
The U. s. mail carried. We have first
class eating stations, and our division
agents take all pains to secure the com
fort OF passengers.
+. +. L%oNGHunsT. Agent.
, 1887-01-16

viAsl IA skate which
embodied the esseii-
tial principles Of
skate OF to-day.
These were Mt first
made very large,
, 1887-01-16

81. g. BAIRD and A. G. CAMpBELL). At
torneys at Law and Notaries Public, Chey-
second floor, Stibbins 4 Post 3 bank block.
, 1887-01-16
YOUNG MEN
MEN

There are many men OF the age Of 80 to co who
are troubled with too frequent eyacuatlons Of
the bladder. often accompanied by a slight
smartlnB or burning sensation and q weakening
OF the system In a manner the patient cannot
account for. On examining the urinary deposits
q ropy sedimen Will often be found, and some
Times small particles OF albumen Will appear, or
changing to a dark and turbld appearance.
Ihere are many men who die of this difficulty
Ignorant OF the cause, which Is the second stage
OF seminal weakness. DIR. Wagner will guaran-
Tee a cure In all such cases and a healthy restora.
uon OF the genito-urinary organs, Consultation
Tree. thorough examination and advice, IS 90.
See the Doctors additional advertisement in
the Denver Daily News and Tribune Republic
can.
, 1887-01-16

Successor to IL. S. Oliver, FIRE INSURANCE.
None but 'timc-tried and fire tested" companie-
Cheyenne, Wyoming.
, 1887-01-16

REAL ESTATE, LOAN, AND LIVE
STOCK. Ferguson street, Cheyenne.
, 1887-01-16

In all its branches by W. ELLIOTT, on Eighteenth
street, one door west OF the old stand. Singleloot
All kind Of wagon work done first class.
, 1887-01-16

'TFTFFr Vt wv 'I1lFF'
To avoid this
Creased Bottoms
were Introduced
The sun., 1887-03-30
Toward Mr.. Cleveland.

In tho advertising circular conducted by
Mr. JOSEPH PULITZER and Mr.. Sol PRrNoLE,
appears the following unsolicited notice:
"Thcre many people who critcise Mr. CLxvxLAsp's
policy strictly from the standpoDf principle who have
no sympathy whatever with tho motives the methods
or the acvolence OF Tax suS purely personal course
toward him"
This is n wild Hungarian fantasy, straight
out American lie. The course of The SUN
toward Mr.. CLEVELAND has been deter
mined by his course toward the Democratic
party. In 80 far as his policy and his acts have
been In accord with Democratic principles and
wishes. We have not grudged him cortiial
appreciation and praise. In so far as he has
diverged from Democratic principles, made
concessions to the natural enemies OF the
Democracy, and disappointed or thwarted
the hopes OF that party, we have blamed him,
without Misrepresentation and without
malice.
That is all there Is Of that matter.
The sun., 1887-03-30
GOSSIP FROM lLB.iNT.

Assemblymnn Jacob A. Cantor looks forward
to going 10 the State Senate next year and leaving his
sea- in he Assembly other aspiring young
This is tile third time the Twenty third district has sent
Cantor Albany and he returned last fall although
Mayor trace opposed his election after he was nom-
inale lie is short and all lungs and he make as
voluninous sound issue from underneath his sleek
black moustacr many six footer. When he calls to
the speaker all the Assembynen know there is going to
be speech and that they going TO hear every word
that raid unless they lea the building Wien his
voice is fine and his Fol is lit up with fervor he
has habit Of crooking his arms ut the elbow and rails
ing and lowering them as does stately hen in earnestly
mploring her stray chicks TO do something she knows is
for their good Cantor in hole over the Crosby
bill great many of his constituents in favor Of 1t,
and quite number not lie voted against the Crosby
bill, but lie made voluntary statement that he was in
favor of high license only he believed that what was
good for New York was good for Buffalo
Another Senatorial asirant is John f. Mcintyre from
the Twenty second Assembly district He alitte taller
than Cantor also young also bright though not in the
way and with yellow moustache that is his pride
much black is Ca Is This is his first term In
til. Assembly, and he has trying hard to make a
record and name hin. y .iIa will land him in the
Senate. lie has frequently n,ude speeches. and for
member has succeeded in becoming pretty generally
known. still, for ambitious young fall and
the next Senate are a good many months away.
The hair of the Hon Daniel Ebenezer Finn of the First
district is cut in style. II is brushed forward In
thick yellow locks to the edge Of his brow Then i'll
stead of being brought md banged as is dudes,
it is of right there and stops in we Of going any
further The style has the effect oc makng the forehead
pronounced and adding to whatever appearance OF i'll
tccctuality tho subject may have.
Assemblyman William j. McEenna OF the Sixth dis
trct has gained eleven pounds since he went to the
Legislature When he up TO be sworn he thin,
pale and looked as if no life insurance company would
take risk Oh him. Climbing mp anil down the Capitol
HILL early hours, and good food have piled the flesh on
him until he healthier than Senator Reilly, his
preceptor McKennn was n bookkeeper tor II. B Clafn
Co.. and coming up to Albany was good thing for his
health lie has shown up well in debate, and lashed
young Crosby when the ortorica contest between Fifth
avenue and Grand stree going on.
The sun., 1887-03-30
HAULING HIM OYER THE Goals.
Chicago Socialists Try to Take n Law
Maker to Task.


SPRINGFIELD, ILL.,, March 29.-Representa-
tive Karlowski, who returned from Chicago last
evening, says that on Friday evening last he
was summoned before 100 German Socialists
In n hall on Milwaukee avenue, and that the
meeting passed resolution unanimously de-
manding OF him to publicly retract the docu-
ment which ho signed with Mr.. Bailey, denounc-
ing Senator Burke and Representative Rohr-
bach for their connection with the Neebe
funeral, or resign his position as a Representa-
tive. He told the meeting that he would not
rctract and there was no power on earth that
could compel him to resign. The meeting then
claring him an enemy ofthc United Labor pnrty.
=. Mr.: karlowskt says he was informed that on
Sunday evening nine Socialists and Anarchists,
tho names of all of whom are now In his pos
session, met In saloon In the northwestern part
OF the city, and entered into u covenant to lay
him tkarlowskil out, or to trent him with the
same dose that Bailey received He refused to
give tho names referred to, but says that he
vii! pass them over to the detectives working
on tho Bailey case.
:, 1t is sat that General Master Workman
Powderly has written several letters to. con-
scrvative knights OF Laoor in the Northwest
condcmning the cOursu y. Senator Burke and
Representative Rohrpack in attending An
archist Neebc's wiie's funeral lately In Chicago.
He says, being members OF tho Legislature,
they could not attend as individuals. but were
public Il concerned ,ol much t9 the Injury 9f 9
strong and outspoken in the matter. and does
not hesitate to EXPRESS himself thereon.
The sun., 1887-03-30
They Love to Hear About Mrs. Cleveland

To THE EDITOR OF TIE SUN-ST: have
heard more than one protest against communication
published in Tnu Sun Of March "a, and headed Give
a Rest on Mrs. Cleveland"
Please 30 not heed the ungallan request but rest as
snred that there countless readers who not tired
of hearing about his graceful and gracious lady.
Many woman who cares naught FOR lnlitit> or the
stock quotations turns over the pages OF IH ruN until
she iins lid bit about Mrs cleveland, when, 1t Is
safe that not word csrRpcs pcrisal Let US
time 10 hear about our Presidents Young wife and 10
learn all we C OF her manners ana tastes anl eSI'tci
ally of her crownng grace of kindness For although Y
" true that New England ana New York. Hnltimorrnnd
PhadclpLi, many lovely women who rival Mrs,
Cleveland in beauty and goniness yet we ca,not doubt
that 1t lisa much easier matter for these bright arc
lar stars to II anime their present orbits than would be
FLaNrinLp, g. j., March 70 y CO.
The sun., 1887-03-30
FACTS ABOUT EARTHQUAKES.
Capt Dutton's Researches In the Field OF
Seismic Geology.

WASHINGTON, March 29.-Capt. Clarence E.
Dutton, Chief of tho Bureau OF Volcanic
Geology of the Geological Survey. will read a
paper at the next meeting of the National
Academy, the third week in April, embodying
the results OF the study of an immense mass
Of data upon tho Charleston earthquake. He
does not purpose going beyond well-proven
facts ns to the nature, origin, and influence Of
seismic phenomena, but he believes that the
material In hand will, when fully worked up.
add much to the mass OF human knowledge re:
gartling the foci Of disturbances thel rate Of
motion OF earth waves, and kindred points ~
scientific interest: and that 1t Will be especially
valuable in suggestions for the observation
and study OF future phenomena.
The advance made latterly in respect to
knowledse Of earthquake phenomena may be
illustrated by single point. The recorded
rate go, OF motion On of & the earthluakes OF history
data upon the Charleston disturbance proves
conclusiysly that its earth wave, travelled be-
tween 900 and 5000 metres second, while
French journals at hand. containing. observn-
ALMOST as high. It is not to be supposed that
modern earthquakes are more energetic than
their predecessors. but 1t is certain that
modern methods and opportunities give safer
results.
The sun., 1887-03-30
Tax the big City.

he people down there ut the foot OF the State
Have built up mighty big town;
We know it IN rich. and they say It Is great,
city of size and rcnown.
Remarkably high are the taxes they pay,
And living Is terribly dear;
Aud no doubt 1t IL true, as they frequently say
That they pay for us people up here.
Tis enough for meals that furnish the greens
And the city provides Us the pork,
And all may perceive what this sentiment means
When We forage on mighty New York.
New York Is the pudding we use as We please,
And cheap tn our table II comes
Like little Jack iIorner We sit at our ease,
And quietly pull out the plums.
pays for our schools and thus lightens the load
That farmers must otherwise bear;
So gayly We reap where the city has sowcd
And think Il Is nothing but fair.
New York is our puddiuS, our pie and our cake
Aud We eat without even fork.
And paying ,ing is the raid that We make
When We forage ON mighty New York.
Its laws we have made and continue to make
We farmers without any guile
.,, surely We never make any mistake
Ihat lessons our grab at its pile.
.' iawi al cost money, though talk may be cheaI
md The city must pay for them all;
AnA where Others have sown 1t ~ pleasant to rcap
IL summer or winter or fan
New York Is tie bottle from which we can drink.
And IT'S easy 70 draw out the cork;
And when We are poor II delights us To think
We can forage on mighty New York.
The sun., 1887-03-30
HOW HE ESC4PED.
A New Yorker's Account OF tho wny he
was saved from the Buffalo Fire.


BELLEFoNTE Pa, March GA nephew Of
the Hon. James Millikcn Of this place, Foster
Stilliken, now n resident OF New York city, was
In the burning Richmond House in Buffalo, and
in letter to his relatives here gives n thrilling
description OF how he managed to escape from
the fourth floor of tho hotel to the street. After
telling how he was aroused by the electric bells,
he writes:
Hastily pulling on my trousers. I ran to
window overlooking a court in the rear. and
discovered the interior Of that place to be one
vast sheet of flre-the space acting like a huge
chimney, up which the flames were forced.
The staircase, knew. was OF wood. and liable
to go under any minute, and the flames were
curling w this and over the balusters. III 1t
but there was no other. for every one, in that
part of the hotel was cut Off from the main
street. started to run. On the first step my
bare feet slipped on the carpet and threw me
on my back, and fell, or rather slid. down head
first to the floor below. While descending l was
actually under the flames which swept up the
stairway singeing and burning those who fol-
run through the flames about twenty feet to
reach the stairs from the third to the second
story Here slipped again. and crawled un-
der the flames to the second floor. Seeing
bedroom door ajar at the end Of the hall, l
thought that by reaching that room would be
close to the street. In this room found myself
in the corner Of the building, and from, the
projected over Eagle street From this man
aged to climb to a ledge over the show window
OF the store adjoining the hotel, from which
slid down an iron post to the pavement"
The sun., 1887-03-30
The Jews In the United States.

Mr.. BENJAMIN +. PEIXoTrO estimates In a
recent pamphlet that of the 100000 immi-
grants to the United Stutes during tho last
twelve years, 13S,OOO have been Jews, one
third Of whom, or 46,O0O have landed al
Castle Garden within the past two years.
This great increase in Jewish immigra-
tion mt the present time is due to the perse-
cution of the race in Roumana and Russia.
Mr.. PElxorTo, who was formerly United
States Consul In Roumania, and therefore
speaks from personal observation, attributes
this persecution to hatred OF the Jews be-
cause of their superior thrift and capacity to
get ahead. The Jew, he says. lis II standing
rcproach" To the people about him, land
from lack of skill. tact, judgment, and busi-
ness ability, they would drive him out and
take his place." Heis therefore subjected "
The sun., 1887-03-30
DEACON AYaEs TURNS A PENNY.
he 10 Accused Of Makinr Use OF n Go.be.
tween In Real Estate Deal.


A jury in the City Court, Brooklyn, gave a
verdict last week for George A. Ayres. real
estate dealer, in his suit against Supervisor
Theodore d. Willis for s117.50 commission on
the sale Of some property in Prospect place,
owned by the latter. Mr.. Ayres is one OF tho
pillars in the Brooklyn Tabernacle. and n
deacon OF several years standing. Judge
Clement yesterday, on the presentation Of cor
tain affdavits by defendants lawyer made an
order staying all the proceedings and directing
the plaintiff to show cause why tho verdict
and judgment should not be set aside on the
groNnd, ms alleged, that they were obtained by
iraMd. These arc the facts as presented by the
Me- Willis in the FIRST plgace put tho Proper,ty
MIR. Ayres came to Mr.. Valentine and told him
that b., he knew person who was 1ss really % TO- buy
Valentine so agreed. Richard .Eclls. n stock
and the Superintendent OF tho Sunday school.
was the man who wanted the property. Ar.
al VAS negotiating with my friend Mr.. Ayrcs
alb =. iho purchase for u week or more. He
sp y owner would not sell 1t for less than
such a chance slip through his hands. Il could
bSy fe e r Sq0h %s s pr mr. mr. 1 broash Rm fG
Christopher p. Watson forward as the owner of
the IrSpersy and siEned contract for for Tho h
eomparsd are S% notes with sfr s Wiiis a. % isw days
been negotiating to purchase for less than si2,-
QUO and had brought in Watson, tho bogus
owner, Tnnnr,.;sai as a gS%;hi,e,twesn3." g%i,S,S zen.
Mr. Xyres M nrodacsd @ i, I Wa,ssa as the parsIassr q,
s9a s OF r SS M
Ayres never mentioned his namc."
The sun., 1887-03-30
SNOW-BOUND THIsSPIANS.
The MIsfortunes " The Maid or Bclleville "
Company Began with n Blizzard.

The MIsfortunes "The Maid or BclIeville"
Company Began with Blizzard.
George W. Lederer, who with Robert Grau,
brother Of Maurice Grau, put the Inflated Maid
Of Belleville" Opera Company on the road in
Canada. where Grau now fingers in conflne-
ment for debt came to town yesterday and
said to the reporters that 1t was an error to
say that he had run away and left the troupe
in the lurch. Mr.. Grau had said this. he said,
but it was not true. MIR. Lederer showed copies
of despatches which passed between himself
us as dpinl a wch n ontrea hr ha1 m
left it and came to the States in the capacity Of
advance agent. The troupe's disaster began
when 1t was showed in on the cars between
and the, climax was reached when Grau was
arrested on his arrival in Quebec for railroad
fares and other local expenses. amounting to
$500. Mr. Lederer. says he telegraphed to
me-. Us come back ok to the States and Mr.; ed
ur, ept this news to himself, and the COM
paly driftcd back to New York. Mr.. Lederer
expects to lose several thousand dollars by the
Of the company to send In their bills to his
counsel, W. H. Phillips. Potter building.
The sun., 1887-03-30
Business Principles In Yachting.

Suppose two British schOOners had sailed
an ocean yacht race westward across the At
Iantic, and on the arrival of the winner In
our harbor her owner had telegraphed the
Captain:
"Heartiest congratulations. Yacht for
sale!"
What should we' say to that? Probably
something about British greed for gold.
We might also indulge in Il few remarks
on yachting considered purely as matter
of business, In which pounds, shIlings, and
pence constituted the chief consideration.
The sort OF sentiment that would induce q
The sun., 1887-03-30
Our Vanishing Forests.


fTJia utf jamestown JOhiTdh
In taking last, sad farewell Of the only ma
tive forest left to us in Chautaqua county cannot
but feel sad remembrance of greatness In natures
plan, But money and commerce will have their way.
and pos.erity take of itself this progressive
age goes This of railroadng and nying
to speak. and We remnants of another now vanishing
er.. must stand from under to make place for new
cUmers. The aye in which was reared seemed to
be sober 1t s different now, and cannot catch upon
the whirl OF moderns as they rush enterprise. We are
stripping forests Chautauqua is soil to duy barren
or nearly so, of timber.
What, pray, Of the fntureS
Tread that the original Prendergast woods bought
and be sashed down. suppose, for the bench, of
commerce, called Good by then say to the last
native forest in Chauia'qna county. National debts
accumulated and dispersed the extravaganza Of one
age Is replaced by economy in another But when and
how replace the destruction Of present forests
In the United Statesr THIS is serious consideration
publicly disregardcd.
The sun., 1887-03-30
The Hon. j. Pulitzer and his Feelings

Mr.. f. l.. SNYDER of l31 Front street ap-
pears to he interested in the feelings OF the
Hon. JOSEPH PULITZER as they now stand
connected with certain questions of mOmen-
tary interest; and as Mr.. SNYDER proposes
one or two questions that are not without in
tellectual difficulty, we give place to the
whole of his communication as follows:
To THE Eplron or TnK suS-Sr: am than
greved read in Saturday mornings Sun the following:
- -" and Mr.. PULITZER should survive, how badly
the latter would feel How badly his fellow citizens
would feel"
Tho matter in rnr Sun never grieves me. and in this
instance 1t is the matter but the grammar which
believe is at fault.
Can Mr. PULITZER feel badly any more than he can
feel bely; and his fellow citizens feel badly any
more than hurtly or touchedlys
Or TnE SUS usual quite correct and we at fault!
Very truly yours E. L. SNYDER.
NEw YORK. March Oh.
Our correspondent strenuously objects to
the expression that Mr.. PULITZER would
feel badly or that his fellow citizens would
also feel badly; but what would Mr.. SNYDER
have? Should 1t be said that Mr.. PULITZER
would feel bad? Heaven forbid, for that
would imply that Mr.. PULITZER would feel
himself to be bad man, and would, In fact,
agree with the sentiment SO recently eX-
pressed by the irate and exacerbated Mr..
IRA SHAFER when he declared that Mr.
PULITZER ought to be knocked over for good
For Mr.. SNYDER's information We add that
the expressions to feel bad, and to feel bad
ly, are not really good English, but merely
American slang or colloquialism. The sense
they are meant to convey is that the person
spoken of feels himself In bad health, feels
Ill, or uncomfortable, or, as In the case OF Mr..
PULITZER, shaken, and deeply unhappy.
And, in respect of scientific, pathological rea-
SONS, the expression to feel badly is probably
less Objectionable than ito feel bad"
Finally Mr.. PULITZER deserves sympathy
| In whatever distress or discomfort he may
have to pass through at present on account
of IRA SHAFER; and we really believe that in
fair stand-up fight he could lick SHAFER
just as easily as he licked JOE HOWARD.
The sun., 1887-03-30
Equality Under the Liquor LAWS.

ut is hard thing" says Mayor HEWITT
"that rich mon should be allowed to pur-
chase drinks while poor men are prohibited"
This remark was made with reference to
the proposed change In the law relating to
tho sale Of liquor on Sunday.
The Mayor Is right.
Any law which operates 80 as to deprive
the poor Of equal rights with the rich Is OBJ
jectionabe and not to be tolerated under our
system OF government.
The coachman who drives gentleman to
one of our great clubs on cold Sunday even
ing In March ought to be just as able, so far
as tho law is concerned, to get glass OF
spirits at some groggery on his way home
as the club man is to get a cocktail In the
club before dinner
Let the laws In this matter Of liquor SELL
ing be rs stringent as you please, but under
them let the rights of all be equal.
The sun., 1887-03-30
Tho Pretty Clerk TINT Resembles Mra
Cleveland.

From The CIereIdnd Ifdder
There is In the Patent Office lady clerk
whom everybody declares closely resemble the res
dents wife. SfAwas in downtown store short time
ago, where she accidentally encountered Mrs Folsom
The latter is said to have started though very much
surprised and inquired of of the clerks; WHO is
that young lady who looks much like my daughter.
Mrs Cleveland ~ Since it has gotten that the Patent
Ohce lady much resembles the Presidents WIFE the
room in which she is employed is of the most ut
tracve In the whole bureau People 20 Of their way
In order to make 1t convenient to call there pre-
text or other, and hen she appears in OF the
ridOrs she is at 0nss The cynosure of every eye.