The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-11-19

-''Ikey," said Oliver Sweat to his only
son at dinner the other dae, "what have
you in the shape of pie?" "Pie plates"
promptly responded IkeY.
-
Mr.. ID. |. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave, Ky.
adds "a like testimony, saying: positively
believes he would have died had it not been
for Electric Bitters'
This groa, remedy will ward OIL, as well
as cure all Malaria Diseases, and for ali
Kidney, Liver and Stomach Disorders
stands unequaled. Price 50c. and 81, al
T. d. Thomas
DO you suffer with catarrhl Ion can be
cured if you take Hoods Sarsapariila, the
great purifier Sold by. all druggists.
Gould not the wind be classed under
the head of roar materials?
An exchange says: Never go into the
water after hearty meal" We don't We
go to the restaurant after it.
Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Curesit
sold by us on guarantee. 1t cures con-
fumption. Sold by DR.. Horn, Lehighton
and Biery, Wesiport.
--Scrimmens says that the reason that
fail comes as regularly at this time of the
year is that its action is autume attic.
-Guest-Waiter bring me fried beef
steak.
Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint? Shiloh's Vitalizer is guaranteed
to cure you. Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton
and Biery, Weissport.
--'lVhen Sullivan and James Russell
Lowell are both in England, who will bt
Boston's great man?"
"A Florida former has made lots o
money raising cucumbers. As an invest
ment the, double the first Year,
aIeepless nights, made miserable 10y tha
terrible cough. Shioh's Cure is the remedy
for you. Sold By Dr. Horn, LehighiQn an,
Biery, Weissport.
"A medium backed by spirit lant
ought to be in vincible in poker.
What shall it profit man if he eats
seyenty-five cent dinner and then gets sea
SICK
shiloh's Vilalizer is what You need 10
consumption, Loss of Appetite, Dizzines
and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Prize Il
and rs cents per bottle. Sold by Dr. Horn
Lehighton, and Biery, Weisspori.
The value OF property annually de
stroyed throughout the world is put a
e5S,5l0,00O.
You can distinguish topper by his gil
phiz.
j Tbs =, = =. feature about. calarrh is ii
dangerous tendency to consumption
Hoods Sarsaparilla catarrh by purifyln!
the blood.
The gardners in India are all Buddhists
There is very little serf bathing il
Russia.
Market reporl-Onions stronger, mill
weaker.
7-Curiously enough the man no is al
ways in pickle doesn't preserve his tempe
worth cent.
-Sumatra has flower which grows t
to ninefeet in circumference, and weigh
fifteen pounds.
--Unsatisfying food-The 'provisions
of mortgage.
, Stone bulle is were used in 1914; thos
of iron are first mentioned in 1850
Kelly, the $4,000 base ball player q
the Boston club, has joined a negro min
strel troupe. So long as he is a member G
this organization, he will make no hom
runs When business is bad-and It is ofye
is bad-the minstrel walks bone.
Cornell undergraduates have been IL
dulglng very successfully in ballot bo
stufling. his shows that the scholar
politics catch on' to the first principle
of American craftsmanship about as readil
as he does to horse racing and base bal
Hotel Clerk to Missouri Colonel
What was that noise in your room? "Ol
| had to break the neck off bottle foun
there, as couldn't draw the cork. "Wh,
the only bottle there was hand grenade.
''Is that so? thought the liquor was Yel
nild.''
-"Here is that little sum owe you.
"Ah, had completely forgotten it. "Yc
l should have told me that sooner"
"A society that autumn leaves may
very beautiful, but they are not nearly
nice as ten O'Clock leaves.
We frequently hear about base bs
clubs being 'whltewashed." II seems
affect their compilations very slightly.
, Frank James is clerking in store
Austin, Tex. When he reaches into h
pocket for his lead pencil and shouts" Casl
all the customers jump to their feet al
hold up their hands,
About the first thing lost at sea is Il
: sight of land.
. The American Board of Missions h
. decided that the heather who never hea
of hell will go there. As he has never hea
of heaven why shoulden't he go there to
-"Sa Pat, If you'll come around eve
: evening and clean ont my furnace I'll gi
You 81. week"
''Shure an OF will, sor; but what viii
. be doin nights whin th ould woman tax
me away to the thay-ap-ter?"
81 like my boys to haye plenty
young company" said Mrs. Careful, "b
they have agreed with me TO draw the II
at girls" 'Ya-as,' said her eldest so
''erlnollne.'. But nobody SIR, sdand ever
body looked thoughtful