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Telegram-herald., 1887-12-25

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out to the letter. Our IS years
record in Grand Rapids proves
this.
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Of Sale increases every year.
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Telegram-herald., 1887-12-25

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Telegram-herald., 1887-12-25

Speaking Of ages. Col MeReynolds q 50
years Of sgs this morning. lie. perhaps. is
the youngest old man ia Michigan not
uithstsndins Commodore 4. Y. Pantlind's
claim of that pround distinction.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-25

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DeAief in Diamonds Watches. Ciocks and Jcg.
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32 W Western ave. Mussefon, hich.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-25
MUSKEG0N DIRECTORY.

A CGUsf FAlk.
hsrber hair cutting sor ladies snd children q
Specially Good Hnth Ioons in connscfiaa
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26
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haustlOn, 1rrltabllty OF temper, hot hushes,
alternating at with chilly sensations sharp
feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulness, or
disturbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant,
understandable feeling Of dread. or Of tmpend-
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with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity of symp-
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DR.. Piercess Golden Medical Dis.
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this wonderful medicine has gained great
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26

Good barrels for sale at Theo. Gro
ne's. at prices ranging from SO to IS
cents each.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26
SPRINGFIELD CORRESPONDENCE,

The first snow of the season came
down on us last Saturday and Sunday,
but was OF very short duration. We
would rather have rain and lots Of it.
Mr.. A. A. Bogen, of the New Ulm
Posi-, came up last Saturday night with
gun and dog and bagged lots Of ducks.
Mr.. Bogen, we like to see You, but don't
be taking our ducks away.
Judge Brandt was up to see us last
week.
George Schroeppfer and Miss Mar
garet Richter got married last week,
and some of our citizens. a complete
carriage load, went out to the wedding
Coming home, the team being high
strung, SHE'D suddenly capsizing the
carriage, resulting in some of them be-
ing badly bruised. They are getting
around all right again. Wolf Schmid
having the worst Of it, is so far confined
to his room.
Thomas Brophy is yet confined to
what better.
Fruit trees anb strawberries are be
ing freely delivered in Springfield.
Will they grow, is the question.
A local board rate is now being
gotten up ia Springfield by the insur-
4ance agents and it's just what we
want
& Keegan Bros. clothing at Ray and
Fierke's. Carried over hats, caps and
underwear are sold at cost at Ray and
Fierke's.
Mr.. Mat Cady went to Wisconsin to
visit friends near and dear.
George Wilson is progressing we'll
with his new house. Y GU had better
hurry up George, the weather is getting
cold.
M. II. Gamble got quite scratch
the other day by falling off load Of
hay. He will be all right in few
days. 4
Money to loan on real estate. Call
at j. j. Ray. Office in Ray & Fierke's
store. Collections a specially.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26
SLEEPY EYE CORRESPONDENCE.

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Saturday. was day which remind
early in the morning, but the snow dis.
appeared about as fast as it fell, until
Saturday eve, when the snow took adj
vantage and remained. If the ground
had been frozen sleighing would have
been pretty fair over Sunday.
Mr.. Letford, night operator, went
to st. Peter Saturday afternoon return
ing Sunday morning right side up with
care.
Mr.. Aug. Schwerdtfeger has placed
an engine into his Iberia Roller Mill ana rNl!
will run it with steam when short OF
water. Mr.. Ed. Benedict is employed
to run the engine for Mr.. SchWerdtte.
ger.
Daniel Moll ST.. one of our pros.
porous farmers. made himself a present
Of a fine new platform wagon.
NJ. W. Phelps, the host of the Ex-
change Hotel, has disposed OF his pro-
perty to a Mr.. Herman, from near St.
James. Mr.. Phelps has taken Mr.. HIS.
farm in trade, but will not move on to
it, but wants to sell the farm and re-
main in Sleepy Eye.
Mrs. Talbot and her daughter Dol
lie started for the Hot Springs Ark,
last Saturday. Mr.. Talbot accompan-
led them to St. Paul. Mrs. L. takes
the steamer from St. Paul to Memphis.
Mr.. Ojah living few miles north
flown fell from a scaffold on his barn
and struck on u post below breaking
two ribs, one in three places.
Our friend Isaac Gallagher made
himself present OF q splendid cutter
purchased OF Daniel Mol. 1t is the
best to be had in the market.
81 Judge Brandt, of New Ulm, passed
through mere on his way to Springfield
last Friday afternoon. where he had to
attend to some legal business.
j. G. Zieske and wife were visiting
in lafayette. Nicollet Co., last week.
Mr.. L. P Jensen is about as happy
q man as we ever saw just because his
wife presented him with a boy. He set up
the cigars in good shape and did not
forget yea correspondent.
Hon. Jacob Klossner and daughter
Eva were visitors in Sleepy Eye las,
week Wednesday.
MIR. Peter Moe of Mortified, and as
former resident Of Sleepy Eye, was
calling on his old friends last week.
Peter thinks that Sleepy Eye is just the
place to take a lay off in.
Mr.. Hans Mogensen has been build.
ing an addition to his house and to i'm
proye the looks of the building anc
street he added on the South side a bay
window, probably the best in town.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26
Greatly Excited.

Not few OF the citizens Of New Ulm
have recently become greatly excited
over the astounding facts, that several
Of their friends who had been pro-
nounced by their physicians as incura-
bic and beyond all hope suffering with
that dreaded monsterC consumption have
been completely cured by DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, the
only remdy that does positively cures
all throat and lung diseases, Coughs,
Colds, Asthma and Bronchitis.
Trial bottle free at G. j.. Roos' Drug
Store. large bottles 81. Z
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26
Buoklen s Arnica Salve

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. It is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refund
ed. Price Is cents per box. Sold by G.
L. RoOs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26

Ctate of Minnesota, County Of Brown Sss. In
S " Probate Court.
In the matter Of the guardianship of Elizabeth
Steinbach insane.
on reading and fling the Petition Of ". Gle ecke
guardian Of Eliza beth Steinbach the
above named insane.
1t is ordered pursuant to the prayer of said petit
toner that a time be fixed for examining and al
and petition heard by the judge of this Court the
10th day Of November 1887 lat 10 O'Clock in the fore
noon of that day, at the Probate Office in said
County
And it is further ordered, that public notice be
given to all persons interested OF the time and
place Of examining said accounts by publishing q
" newspaper printed and published at the City of
New Ulm in said County. at least once IN each
week for two successive weeks prior to the Gay
Z of such hearing.
44gg Dated October 22d 1887
( - s7 Fas9 ERNST BRANDT.s=
49, Il Il, ] fudge OF Probate.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26
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stamps for large Treatise, with colored
plates on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for a Treatise on Scrofulous Affections.
MFOR THE BLOOD is the LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse it by using DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and good
STRENGTH and bodily health will be established
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-10-26
axe it in Time.

Ayers Cherry Pectoral is a highly
concentrated and powerful medicine.
It is an anodyne expectorant, and, if
promptly taken, in cases of Coughs,
Throat or Lung troubles, soothes and
heals the irritated tissues, and quickly
allays all tendency to Consumption.
Six years ago, I contracted severe
Cold, which settled on my Lungs, and
soon developed all the alarming symp-
toms of Consumption. I had a Cough,
Night Sweats, Bleeding Lungs, Pain in
my Chest and Sides, and was so COM
pletely Frustrated, as to be confined to
my bed most of the time. After trying
various prescriptions, without benefit,
my physician finally determined to give
me Ayers Cherry Pectoral. [ took it,
and the effect was magical. I seemed
to rally from the first dose of this med
icine, and, after using only three bottles,
am now as well and sound as ever.
Rodney Johnson, Springfield, Ill.
I have used Ayers Cherry Pectoral
in my family, for Colds and Coughs,
with infallible success, and should not
dare to be without this medicine through
Hughesville, Lycoming Co, Pa.
Ayers Cherry Pee toral,
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Sold 81 II Druggists. frice d; IL bottles, s.
s -
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04
Notice.

c. c. Duff wants to sell ono half OF
his lovely place on Washington street,
three lots in all, he will sell either the
house half or the barn half, apply to
him at hisstore on Main street, Also
on account of his continually increas
ing lameness, he will sell out his
grocery stock and business, providing
a suitable chance occurs, as he wants
to dispose of it while he is able too
and while II Is in prosperous con-
dition which it now is and will be
kept so till sold the 6esf grocery trade
IN the city or county.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04
The BOSTON Opera Company

Will appear at the opera house Fri
day and Saturday in "Olivette" and
"Chimes of Normandy" The Ian
caster Intelligencer says:
"The opera last evening was Aud
rams 'Olivett, and the presentation
of it was certainly a success. Miss
Bessie Louise King assumed the
character of Olivette. She is pref
ty little woman both in face and form
and sings we'll. In her acting she
displays great deal of dash and
vivacity and soon makes herself a
favoiite. Amy Harvey as the Coun-
tess was all that could be wished. Mr..
Mccarthy, who played the part OF
Coquelicot, is fine comedian. His
makeup was really wonderful and his
eveiy appearance on the stage was
the signal for long and continued APP
piause. His singing of Bob Up
Serenely' made great HIT
The South Bend Times has the fol-
lowing 10 say Of the "Chimes OF Nor
mandy"
"Another large audience greeted
the Boston comic opera company at
Goods opera house last night to lis
ten to the tuneful 'Chimes of Nor
mandy The character of Serpolette.
the good for nothing, was assumed
by Miss Bessie Louise King, and that
of German by Miss Amy Harvey,
both of which were acceptably rem
dered. Mccarthy as the Bailee fur.
nished the fun Of the evening. Smith,
as Gaspard, the miser, made all of
the character that was possible. His
Lorenzo was good and his Gaspard
something really astonishing. On
every entrance he was received with
marked appreciation, and at the end
of the second act was heartily called
before the curtain
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04

Persons holding tickets on the w.
r. c. quilt are invited to the G. A..
r. hall on Saturday evening of this
week Pumpkin pies. fried cakes and
coffee will be served at roots. Also
another quilt will be sold at auction
at same time and place. Please come
and help with your mite.
BY order of the Pres.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04

Inthe matter of the estate of Cynthia Z.
Pease late of the City of Cwosso, deceased.
We, the undersigned, having been appointed
In and for the County OF Shawassee, State OF
Michigan, commissioners to receive, examine
and adjust all claims and demands of all per-
tice that we will meet Mt the Office of Percy
Edwards in the city of Owo3so, Shiawassee
county, Mich, in said county, on Monday, the
5th day of December. 1887. and on the 9th
day of April. A ID 1888, at ten o'clock in the
forenoon of each of said days, for the purpose
of receiving and adjusting ali claims against
said estate, and that six months from the
27th day of October, 1857, are allowed to
creditors to present their claims to said COM
missioncrs for adjustment and allowance.
Dated the 9th day of October, A ID 1887.
WILLIAM II. ANDREWS,
JAMES S. COLBY,
Commissioners.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04
Thanksgiving Dance.

There will be dance at the X. of
l.. hall on Thanksgiving night under
the auspices Of the Knights of Labor
and Robbins Jr. Band. Every one
invited. Bill, so cents.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04

VXANTED-LADIES our Fall and Christ
wv mas Trade, to take light, pleasant work at
their own homes. 81 to 50 per day can be quietly
made. Work sent by mail any distance. Particulars
free. No canvassng. Address at once, CRESCENT
ART CO., lat MIX St., Boston, Mass. Box 5170.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04

House to rent--cofner of Oliver
and Pine streets. Inquire of w. II.
Bigelow, Owosso. H. w. HcELow.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04
Farm Crops and Processes,
Horticulture & Fruit-Growing, .

Livestock and Dairying,
While it includes all minor departments OF
Rural interest, such as the Poultry Yard,
Entomology, Bookkeeping. Greenhouse
and Grapery, Veterinary Replies, Farm
Questions and Answers, Fireside Reading,
Domestic Economy, and summary Of the
News of the Week. Its Market Reports
are unusually complete, and much atten-
ton Is paid to the Prospects of the Crops.
as throwing light upon one OF the most
important Of all questions When 10 Buy
ed, and by RECENT ENLARGEMENT, con.
tains more reading matter than ever before.
The Subscription Price is 81. so per year.
but we now offer SPECIAL REDucTIoN
in our
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-04

Two Subscriptions, in one remit. ~
Six Subscriptions. do do 10
Twelve Subscriptions, do do Is
fE-7 al Nep Subscribers for 1888, paying
IN adguacc noac, cc iciU send Tie paper
,neellg. from the receipt Of the remittance. 10
Jan. Isl, 1888, ,cithosu charge.
R-SpEcrMEN CORES FREE. Address,
LUTHER TUCKER 3 SON, Puo'isass,
Albany, N. Y.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-04-09
THE WHALES TAIL.
Propelling Force Equal to 145 Horse
Power Exerted by 1t.

PropelIing Force Equal to 145 Horse
Power Exerted by 1t.
Sir William Turner, the eminent
professor of anatomy in the University
of Edinburg, recently delivered lee
turc to the members of the Philosoph-
ical Institution of that city on Whales;
Their Structure and Habits, in the
course of which he referred to a point
of considerable interest to engineers,
which was the horse power exerted by
the tail of a large whale. Regarding
the length of full grown whales, Prof.
Turner remarked that the porpoise
was four or five feet long, where
as the Greenland whale was fifty
to sixty feet long, and he said
that the great finer whale, which
frequently visited the British seas,
reached the length of eighty feet, or
even more. An animal of the latter
sort was stranded at Longniddry SEINE
years ago. After speaking at some
length on the structure of whales, the
lecturer made some remarks on the
rate of speed at which they travelled.
1t had been estimated, he said, that the
Greenland whale could attain speed
of nine or ten miles an hour, and that
the finer whales attained even great
er speed. In all probability the Long
niddry whale could propel itself
through the water at the rate
of twelve miles an hour, and the sperm
whale was said to be capable of driving
itself along at the same rate of speed.
He asked Mr.. John Henderson
of Glasgow, the well-known builder OF
the Anchor liners, to assist him in ar
irving at the horse power which must
be exercised by one of these great
whales so as to acquire a speed OF
twelve miles an hour, and he put the
case of the Longniddry whale before
him. 1t was eighty feet long, weighed
about seventy-four tons, and had Il tai
eighteen to twenty feet across from the
extreme ends of its fanges. Will
these data Mr.. Henderson calculated
that whale of the dimensions men
toned, in order to attain a speed o
twelve miles an hour, would require t.
exercise propelling force of 145 hors
power Engineering.
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GOING TO STAY THERE.
A COlOred Lady who Knows on Which Sic
Her Bread is Buttered.

COlOred Lady who Knows on Which Side
Her Bread is Buttered.
A man, walking along quiet street,
noticed a negro woman, who stood in a
door yard, swinging her arms and
swaying her body.
Whats the matter with youPn the
man asked.
"Dain't nothin' de matter wild me-"
"Well, why do you jerk yourself
around SOP"
Exercise, sab.
"Do you perform any sort of work."
"Oh, yes, sab; l washes, an some
times chops wood
Don't you get enough exercise in
that way?"
"Oh, vas, sab"
"Then, why do you take exercise by
jerking yourself aroundP"
wall, I'll tell yer, sab. Yer see
wucks for Miz Jones, whut Ibis in di,
house. De doctor tOle her dat she mus
take exercise. an ez she is able ter hir,
it done, she gifts me ter do it fur her.
Yes, but your taking exercise doe.
not help Mrs. Jones'"
dat amt my lookout, sab. D,
lady's got er little money, an is foo
ernuff ter think dat money will do an,
thing. Use gwine ter stay here, sab
fur arter while reckon she'll hire m,
ter do her eatin' fur her, an den l will
Joy merse'f sho' nuff. "-ArkanSal
| Traveller.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-04-09
YOUTHS DEPARTMENT.
MIMIC PLAYERS.

TWO darllngs-Bess and Helen
Are cunningest of sisters;
Full often they make mimic play
o; entertaining visters;"
Oh going to church, it may be,
In Sunday-school sweet singing;
Such quiet looks and folded books,
70 Sabbath service bringing!
Some ready vestment serves them
To play their little parts in:
Now, grardma's gown, now grandpa's brown
New coat, they'll try their arts in.
Or, just simple towel
win do mantles duty;
with border pink, really think"
says Bess, ut Is a beautyw
IT'S very, very funny,
To note their acted graces--
Inc comic talk, the tragic WALK
The smiles, and the grimaccs,
With which these charming children
Play caller and play preachers"
Or quaint essay Kate Greenaway;"
Play school" and quote the teacher;
miss Hearem has much trouble"
Says Bess, with girls she's ruling
For this dolls good but that ones rude,
And Barbara's scarce worth schooling"
One day, she said all dressed up
In tinery-this midget
"'Tis my day out" We could but shout
For, 10! there flaunted Bridget.
Sometimes trailing garment,
With gracious air and tender,
Is donned to show mamma, you know"
In all her lovely splendor.
No tone OF voice, or manner
or matrOn, child, or maiden,
Is lost on Bess; no speech, no dress,
But she will masquerade in.
And after her trots Helen,
Her toddling imitator,
Whose years are three-a wee thing, she,
But still star" to mate her.
These two dear Thespian players
Recall to us, full sweetly,
How very straight should be the gait
That's mimmicked so completely
Mrs. Mary b. Dodge, in Wide A,cake.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-04-09
GREATEST WONDER

''OF THE NINETEENTH CENTURY!
big Footed Bowser, son OF Old Man and Ola
Woman Bowser, OF Detroit.
biggest Hoofs OF any Human Being in this
World
mo. 91's don't come within Mile of Fitting
him
Fat, Happy and 1Oc pays the bill.
YES, that's what you'll see, Mrs.
Bowser, and you'll grin and tickle over
it and deadhead your way in every
afternoon. l won't! The disgrace
will have put me under the sod. Wash
away, Mrs Bowser, but don't you dare
to let that young 'm know I'm the
slightest relation to him-not the
slightestr'-DetroU Free Press.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-04-09
Lots of Mourners.

"His death was a sad blow to the
community" remarked Featherly.
Il wonder" said Dumlcy, who was
in better frame of mind, and inclined
to be cynical, IF my death would b,
considered a sad blow to the commu
nityP"
"Yes, think it would, Dumley," re
piled Featherly, frankly. you mus
use a good deal of money here anC
there. "-Drdke'S TrdUelerS' Magazine