The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-10-12
AMONG THE JESrrROs

A kidnipcr-F aregoric.- Bulic-
tin.
A Corn Planter a tight boot. Alta
Californian.
A man never gets too old to learn or to
make a fool Of himself. Burlington Free
Press.
New Servart-No, mum but / might
get one with such Inducements offered
Judge.
Bishop, the mind-reader, denies that his
brains have become added. But how
does he know. Syracuse Herald.
Advice 10 Il Contributor Writ on ono
side OF the paper, even though you be
wrong on the other side. Texas Siftings.
Henry George used to be an inspector of
gas meters, but he has been promoted he
is something of a gas meter himself now
Life.
"What can't be cured must be on
dured," we know; but what are you going
to do about what can't be endured.-~Iow-
ell Citizen.
Charity covereth a multitude of sins,
and a bad hand writing concealeth a host
OF words misspelled and lapses from good
grammar. -Somerville Journal.
Some very fashionable women would no
doubt be happy ii they could seize upon
and wear the hustle made by a large crowd
in Il small om.-Charlcstow'n Enterprise.
Mrs. Peterby TO new s%ervant) The last
servant had a habit Of going into the par
Tor with her young man and sitting there
the whole evening. Have you Il young
man?
Now is the cheerful time when a man
plunges into his last winters uvercoat,
some sharp morning, only to find four but
tons irretrievably gone. burlington Free
Press. I
In England an ordained clergyman is
disqualified from entering Parliament.
There is something really beautiful in the
care the English people take OF their min
listers.
Don't think just because a woman is
quiet for a time thai she il necessarily sick.
The chances are hat she tx only thinking
OF what she will say next day. Somerville
Journal. .1
IL il very wicked for men TO flirt, but
the women are 10 blame for il after all; II
there were no women II is certain hat men
would never think OF flirting. -Somerville
Journal.
On the wedding journey: lie (senti-
mcntall y)-Darling. do you love me better
than your first husband?
She-Certainly, he's dead. Chicago
Mail.
II isn't the mar with the biggest library
who is the best informed. Gencrally he
has TO yield gracefully 10 the man who has
only a dozen books and reads 'em.-Som-
erville journal. '
A great many people who are bothered
TO death about where Bob lngersoll will 90
when he dies haven't looked to see how
their tickets are marked yet.-Wash-
ington Critic.
Before you call attention to the fact that
that a pig has no Use for his tail, please re-
member that you have two buttons on the
lower back OF your coat that don't button
anything. -Puck.
Customer from Port Kent, after atten-
tive study OF a photograph OF the torso Of
the Vatican, hanging in DIR. IS office:
"Ah, n OF your recent operations, doc
tor?'-Burlington Free Press.
In Tennessee they imprison men for ly-
ing. II that practice should ever become
general IL would be necessary 10 build q
Chinese wall around this country and call
the Enclosure a risOn.-Syracuse Herald.
You have no doubt noticed that a pow
crty stricken English lord or duke fire.
quently marries n rich American girl, but
a poor American girl never marrics u rich
English lord or duke. -NOrristown Herald.
Miss Thirty+tvo (ecstatically,-Oh, what
a lovely waltz IL makes me want To
! dance dreadiully. Mr.. W~rongiellow Ccon-
solingly)-That isn't strange. Very few
people get 10 old that they don't enjoy
} dancing. Tableau -Charlestown Enter
! prise.
"What are the causes OF loss OF MEM
oryP' is discussed by a medical journal.
Hal W G don't know all the causes, Of
course, but one term rs director OF the
Pacific railroad seems 10 knock the mem
DRY OF an able-bodicd man colder than
anything else.
will you marry me ?" asked Augustus,
who Is a matter Of fact young man.
oh" she replied, iutteringly, TASK
papa"
Certainly; I'll ask your father IL you
wish IL, but ] naturally thought YOU ought
TO know best. "-washington Critic.
Charley" said a young wife, sis there
really any such presOn ~ the fool Killer"
'Oh, ] guess not; ] don't know" said
Charley, who was reading the morning
paper.
please don't 20 out after dark any more
until you find out "-Washington Critic.
II the girl across the way would only
tnnsier some Of her latent energy from
"Thc Battle of Prague" and The Maid
ems Prayer 10 the typewriter, she would
put herself in the way Of earning moro
money. and you would have a chance 10
sleep later mornings. -Somerville Journal.
"what's a fool killer, mar" asked little
Johnny.
Go and ask your father, my dear" she
replied with n snecring ~intonation; The
knows everything
. "a fool killer, my boy" returned old
Brown, g%lancing slyly at his wife, SIS a
little thing called a cigarette. Judge.