The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-22
SWELL UTE SOCIETY
Bill Nye Among the Social
Stars of the Border.
THE EVENTS OF THE SEASON
Personal Gossip Concerning the"Best
People" in COlOrOw's Circle-Ihe
Toilets-Points for Reporters.

The following Ute society gossip, says
Bill Nye in the New York World, is full
of interest to those who have personal
acquaintance and friends among that
set. L have only just received them,
and hasten to give them as early as
possible, knowing that the readers OF
the World will all feel an in crest in
what is going on in and about the res
ervation:
The season at White River will be IN
usually gay this winter, and soon there
will be one continuous round of hilar-
ity, Indigestion, mirth, colo and social
hatred. Red Horse, the smoke-tanned,
horse fiddle maestro, will play and call
off again this winter for germans, grub
dances and jack-rabbit gorges as usual.
The Ouray War Club will give series
of hops in November, under its own
auspices, and in December it will hold
! two germans. In going through those
germans, no fsVors will be shown by
the club. ....
Mr. and Mrs. MeXican-Ha Dog
upon-Whom there are-no-FlieS have
been spending the summer at their de
| lightful hostile home near White River.
They have just returned tor the winter,
beautifully bronzed by the elements,
and report one of the most exhilarating
outbreaks they ever were to.
LOp-Ear-Son-of the Cy clone receiv q
cablegram last WeekYon his return
from the war path, offering him
princely salary 10 come to London and
assist in robbing the Oeadwood
coach. He says the legitimate
drama is certainly making wonder
full strides. He has heard the
American Opera Company in Nero, and
says that co oIe VINO has lived on the
reservation all his life can have any
idea of the strides that are being made
on the stage. He has not decided
whether to acce..t the offer or not, but
says that if the stage they are going to
rob is the operate stage he will not
assist at any price. He says he knows
what it is to suffer for clothes himself
The members of the Chipeta canoeing
club have just returned from summer
| jaunt, and are in good spirits. They
report that a good time was had and
health greatly improved. The club
will give sociable and gastric recital at
its grounds next week. The proceeds
will go towards identifying the grounds
| of the club and promoting general
good feeling Each member is per
| mitted to bring one cash friend.
Tall-Man-W hO-TOys-Wit -the-Thun
der bolts will start tomorrow for the
home of the Great White Father. at
Washington. He goes to make a treaty
or two and be awed by the surplus in
the Treasury. He will make as maoy
treaties as possible, after which he will
invite the Great White Father to visit
our young and growing reservation, en-
joy our crude hospitality and cultivate
the Ute vote.
A select scalp-danee and rum sOcisble
will take place at the foot of the gulCh
at the middle of the present moon,
after which there will be a presentation
speech and resolutions of respect ten
dered to the board of outbreaks and the
subcommittee on hostility.
The following will be the menu:
Reservation soup, strengthened with
rain-water; condemned sardines, cod
fish bail, fish plates, railroad frogs legs,
sage hen la Colorow, jerked jack-rab-
bits, roasting ears a la massacre, hot
house clans, rattlesnake's tongues la
fire-Water, prickly pears, fruit of the
loan, dried apples and whisky. Dane
ing will be kept up till late hour.
The approaching nuptials of Fly-by-
Night, partial widower of Snippeta
daughter of Wipe p-the Ground-with-
His-Enemies, will be the occasion of
quite tout ensemble and blow out. He
will marry the surviving member3of the
family of Wampo- the ailer-that
Wakes-U p-in-t the Night. He will, on
this occasion lead to the altar Mrs.
Wampo- the Waller etc., her two
daughters and the hired girl. The we'd
ding will take place at the residence of
the bride. Invitations are already out
and parties who have not yet received
any, but who would like to be present
and swap tin napkin ring for a square
meal, will be invited if they will leave
their address with the groom.
Crash of-the-Tempest, a prominent
man of the tribe, laid large tumor on
our table last week, weighing four
pounds, from which he was removed on
Wednesday. So fars this is the largest
tumor that has been brought in this
summer to apply on subscription. Call
again, Crash.
Soiled Charlie and Peek-a-Boo, dele
gates of the Ute nation sent to the Great
White Father at Washington, returned
yesterday from Red Top, the great
tepee of the Pale Chief. They made
great many treaties, and both are ut
terly exhausted. Peek-a-Boo is con-
fined to his wigwam by the hallucina-
fion fhot tho oir 10 fulI IF hrioht rod