Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1887-11-24
FULL OF FUN.

calf What is needed 10 q patent 10
get tho milk out of tho calf Alta Cal.
yornia
-John-Your joke relating to tho
bishop spending knight in Il pawn
shop is rejected because it isa chess.
nut.-LDc.
The girl is mother of tho woman.
A very little maiden of this city i'm.
AGNES the stars to be the diamond car.
rings of tho angels. -Srrtnlfc!d
MASS Union
Mrs. Nicely why. Eleanor. how
did the rat-trap get broken SOP It's
full of holes In tho wirework." Elcnn.
or-"Shnrc nam, OF done it lasht
night wild tn TX, so tn rats moight
hcv bctther chance TO get in it,
The man who put water in his sap
and then boiled it down into sugar
finds q companion in vice in the good
old deacon who whitfield the cycles OF
time of of an antique kine's horns and
tried to sell her for u hcifcr-Dulnn
Photographer
Conductor ION Georgia railroad)
DO you mean to tell me, madam,
that the child is not twelve years oldP"
Madame (sharply)-"Wcll. she WASN'T
when tho train started, but. land alive!
there's no tellin' how old she may be
now."-M y. Sun.
-Counlryman Ito druggisD-m
want to buy n toothbrush. It's suthin
/ never used. but my old woman nj.
lowed that the next time cum to town
I'd better git one" Druggist-"Ycs,
sir. Will one be cnough3' Country.
man-"A plenty; there's only two OF
us in the family"
$50 YOU maintain. Professor. that
children should never be slapped or
whippcdT 81 do maintain it. The
parent who whips his child is Grim
inal. Happily, my children are all
ouict and obcdicnt. III had son like
Snidcrly's boy I'd break his back. "
Lincol,, Journal.
-'It has been ascertaincd," says an
exchange. 'rhat the umbrella is far
older than tho pyramids" Our cs.
tccmcd contemporary undoubtedly re.
fcrs to the umbrella which was left in
place of our new silk parachute ut tho
sewing bee last night. We arc in
clincd TO believe that he undcrsiatcs
the age of the venerable relic.-Bosto"
Transcript.
-"Nly father is very genial man."
she said. land desires that shall cx-
tend the inequalities of the house 10
every caller. Will You take some.
thing before you goP" well, yes"
replied the youth. Il will. with your
permission, take kiss from YOU"
The maid was abashcd. but the youth
was equal to the occasion and the
inequalities werc extended. Boston
Courier.
Yes, my hands are soft" said
dudish and conceited young fellow the
other night in small company, rs he
admiringly looked ut those useless APP
pcndagcs that had never dono days
work. 'Do you know how do itP"
he exclaimed promptly. Il wear
gloves on my hands every night to
sleep in. do you sleep with your hat
on also?" asked a pert young woman.
And tho young fellow replied in the
negative. and looked wonderingly be-
cause tho company smiled. -Hebrep
Standard.
How much do marriage Ii.
ccnsc cost" asked 4 colored man mt
the courthouse in q Southern city,
shortly after cool wave struck il.
"Onc dollar" was the reply. "Gus-
tus. what do you tink erbout datp'
inquired the applicant rs he turned to
friend who accompanied him.
"Bout whut?" Bout payin' a dol.
lah foh license" well, / dunno
crzackly. 1t certainly am n heap
cheapah den stove. "-Mcrc chant
Iravcicr.