Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-10-06
TO YOUNG EDITORS.
Tho Advice Of q Journalist Who Hai
Welded the Shears for Many Years.

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occupation through which the light o
your noble genius will be shed broad
cast throughout the land. rejecting
credit on yourself and the glorious
country which had the honor of givine
you birth. After carefully consider
ing the subject. you have concluded tina
the newspaper business is the thing
and in view of this fact, You wish tn,
advice of one who has had 4 long and
varied experience with free passes.
delinquent subscribers and many Other
blessings which the editorial fraternity
is heir to. Yes, you have struck the
right shop. We are just boiling ovel
with good and fatherly advice to give
to young man who is about to EN-
bark on the turbulent water:
Of the journalistic sea, and We
will give it to you in plain
colors; with no coating of flowery
language or hifalutcn phraseology to
hide from You the great responsibility
which will rest upon you after taking
the most important step of your life.
All YOU have to do is to heed our in
functions and you will be, so to speak.
carried through your journalistic ca
reer on tlowery beds of ease.
I-When you start your paper be
sure to have a fierce-looking picture up
in the northeast corner, labeled,
Fighting Editor" coupled with the as
surance that he is always in," you
have no idea what a pleasant effect this
will have on persons of the John L.
Sullivan frame of mind.
2.-Whenever a birth occurs repre-
sent the father rs wearing broad
smile, and as being the happiest man
in town. even though he may already
have more children than he can feed
and clothe properly. 1t is time
honored custom and must be observed.
3.-H you have cause to speak of
the meanest man in town, and the
worst enemy you have, refer to him as
our esteemed and highly respected cit
izen. etc. He will know that it is not
so, and that you have lied. but he will
like you the better for it, and may
treat you with more consideration in
the future.
4.-Never. O never. labor under the
impression that you will be praised if
you get up readable paper. for
should You do SO you are but doomed
to disappointment. Expect. however
to be abused if .-ou do not please the
NEST faslidious. and you will get what
You are looking for just ninety-nine
times out of a possible hundred. Peo-
pie never praise an editor for fear it
will give him the biS-hecd and make
him unfit for his position.
5.-Always be prepared to write flu
emily Oh both sides of any question
that may arise in your town. 1t will
be expected of you. and you will incur
the dislike of both parties should you
fail to do so.
6.-When a death occurs, express
yourself as full of sympathy and sad
ness, even thoughthe deceased is some
body's mother-in-law. who he has
been trying to get rid of for years,
without avail,
7.-Marriage notices should always
begin with the couplet:
Two souls with but single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
The coup!et is not new, but it is
good. Otherwise it could not have
given such splendid satisfaction dur
ing the many years it has been in use,
and it should, moreover, be respected
for its age and the great number of
marriage notices it has figured in.
S.-Always try to carry the impress
sion that you are poor and need
money. You won't get the money,
but you will be respected for not blow
ing about the wealth which you will
quickly accumulate.
9.-Whcn a young lady visits your
town, speak of her rs the beautiful
and accomplished Miss So-and-so. one
of the society bellies of such and such
place. even though she is as ugly as
homemade SIM" and washes for
a living. 1t will be sure to
Iudhe ucr llhc you, anu you Will HOT
only have gained her respect and adj
mlration, but also the good will of her
friends whom she is visiting. It is
also probable that when she takes her
leave, her friends will subscribe for
your paper and send it to her for six |
months ut least
1o.-When you wish your dclinquents
to pay up. don't abuse them. but speak |
to them kindly; tell them that you are
in need of money. and that your pants
are in such Il condition Gas they soon
will beg that you are compelled 10 wear
your coat all the time; picture to them
the many wants of the editor. and ask |
them gently to pay up. They will
never think of doing so. but you may
get your reward in Heaven.
We might continue giving you adj
vice for hours, but we refrain from
doing so. Carefully follow the course
laid down, and should success fail to
crown your efforts. drop us line. and
we will ever be found willing to aid