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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
SLEEPING LIKE A BABE.
The Adventure OF a WeIi-Known
Lady on ST. Anthony Hill.


A good wife, who lives on st. Anthony
hill, awoke last Thursday morning
about O'Clock, and thought she heard
noise in the house. 1t was warm
morning, and the windows were up in
several rooms, so that a burglar might
easily have entered the house by means
CT Step-ladder. In her half-drowsy con-
Cition she was sure she heard an unusual
noise. Without stopping to investigate
she polled her husband in the ribs and
said: There's burglar in the house."
Her lord. awakened too early and too
suddenly for his peace of mind, rubbed
his eyes and listened.
There amt no burglar i'll the house,"
he said, Il can hear something but it
amt no burglar; it's too light for bur
glars, and there ain nothin' here they
want anyway"
There was silence for two minutes and
| then the good Wife'S voice was lifted up
again in this wise Its thunder storm
coming ON. / can heari it roar, and all
those windows are up. l wish you'd go
and pull down the one in the children S
room, for the rain will spoil the car
pet.''
There amt no thunder storm coming"
said her lord Sleepily, lust look at that
sky. It's as clear and bright a morning
as ever was. Don't keep Inc awake any
| longer.'
Silence for two minutes more, and
| then the good wife could no longer en-
dure the suspense. She arose and COM
| pleted her toilet to the extent of
| putting on pair of slippers and a
| wrapper, and began search through
| the house. No trace of burglar or storm
was found, and still the noise contin-
| ued. She went through the house and
finding what the hour was, opened up
| the front doors and stood for a moment
ON TIE VERANDA.
The hammock that had been swung
| only two or three days before had not
| been taken in the night before, and as
the lady stood on the piazza she thought
she could detect the source of her late
alarm. With one yell she broke for her
husbands room. crying, There's man
in our hammock"
The husband arose and, dressing him
self, went down to the lawn and to the
hammock. A man lay in it sound asleep
and snoring healthy kind of snore, that
| reverberated for some distance around.
Closer inspection revealed the fact that
! he had on blue coat with brass but
tons, while a helmet hat lay on the
| ground beside him. On his breast was
Der of one of the best looking of the st.
| Paul police force. He was sleeping as
sweetly as baby, the stars and himself
| only know for how long time.
wake up said the owner of the
hammock, polling the sleeping officer in
the ribs.
| The snoring ceased; a couple of eyes
opened dreamily One big hand reached
for hip pocket and another grasped a
IL
man sat up in the hammock and in a
half-elazed tone cried out, where are
they?" while the club was ready for
quick action.
Don't do it again and [ won't give it
away" said the owner of the hammock
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
BISHOP IRELAND'S WELCOME.

Since his return Bishop Ireland has
received the warmest welcome at the
hands of this city, and the tributes he
has received have been numerous. On
Friday afternoon he received another
tribute of welcome, graceful as toward
Bishop Ireland, and pleasing to the par
Elephants, for it was an entertainment of
highly interesting and varied order,
given by the pupils of st. JOseph's acad-
envy. Bishop Ireland. Mgr. Ravoux
and other members OF the Cath
Ollie clergy, occupied seats of
honor i'll front of the deliberately pre-
pared stage and beneath motto read
ing Welcome Home" The exercises
were opened by a very pretty original
song Of welcome, rendered by vocal
class Of twenty-five young ladies. Miss
Lily O'Brien, in behalf Of the teachers
and pupils of st. Joseph's, voiced their
gladness at sedng their bishop back
again. Misses Schliek, Potter, Knob
ZACH and Lester at pianos, Misses Maclley
and AIallOy with violins. and Misses
Giluret, Collins, Cremer and Reardon with
guitars, then produced two very sweet
instrumental selections, selecting the
''Boccacio March, and 'MyOsotis
Waltz" Miss Redding recited ''The Star
less Crown with good style and delivery.
Then followed another instrumental
selection by Misses Woodwork, Nc
Germ, Sweitzer, Hebron, Campbell,
Hobbs, Flynn, Wolcott, Corson, Prem
dergast, Willard and Dilley. A pretty
waltz song. "Cheerfulness.' followed by
the vocal chorus. and little Miss Ford
recited .'What came to Dilley's House."
Some charming evolutionary exercises
followed. then calesthenic drill and
again a choral greeting to the bishop.
These were followed by instrumental
number upon four pianos by Messrs.
O'Brien. Long, Sheehan, Condor, Col
Inns, Donnelly. DonOhue and Simpson.
a vocal duet, The Bird Let Loose"
was given by Misses Mackey and Gieret.
Miss Flynn distinguished herself in the
recitation The SchoolmaSter's Guests"
Cell" closed the entertainment Bishop
Ireland responded with brief speech
appropriate to the occasion.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22

will start for Europe this week with his
family, to be gone eighteen months.
Il. +. Birmingham, accompanied by
his father, left with the Company ID eX-
cursion party for Washington.
Mrs. r. +. Hersey starts on Sunday
for New York, for her daughter, Miss
Eva, who is at school there.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Trask are visit
lug Mr.. and Mrs. Engle. of Albert Lea,
the parents of Mrs. Trask.
Miss Won Wedelstaedt, of st. Mary's,
Faribault, will visit her home i'll this
city next Wednesday.
DR.. ii. Won Wedelstaedt returned from
Black Hills Saturday for a short stay
with his family.
c. c. Rucker, of Atlanta, Ca, was
III the city preparatory to q summers
stay at the lakes.
Mrs. H. w. Childs and daughter, of
Fergus Falls, have Joined Mr.. Childs at
Merriam Park.
Gov. and Mrs. Gray, of Indiana, called
to pay their respects to Gov. and Mrs.
McGill.
Mrs. McQuillan and family, of East
Tenth street, will sail for Europe next
June.
Mrs. Charles S. Fee was the guest of
Mrs. +. j. Haynes, of Fargo, last week.
Edward F. Mues, of 1877 Dakota ave-
nue., has gone to WinOna and Vermont.
Joseph Henshaw, of the Ryan, is TAX
ing weeks vacation in Omaha.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. II. G. Taylor and FAM
lily have moved to White Bear.
Mrs. E. f. Dodge paid a visit to Mrs.
G. d. Perkins, of Lake City.
Miss Eliza w. Mayo called upon her
Hastings friends last week.
DR.. and Mrs. Denslow went to New
York Monday night.
George c. Squires returned from the
East last Sunday.
w. NJ. Bushnell is in his new Holly
avenue residence.
Col. and Mrs. r. NJ. Newport are i'll
San Francisco.
r. B. Galusha is enjoying trip to the
| Pacific coast.
Mrs. w. Z. Kirke is enjoying amonth's
visit East.
George c. Stone has gone to Phila
delphia.
E. A. Holdridge went to San Fran
cisco.
Herr Paul Stoeving has gone to Ger
many.
p. II. Kelly was in Montreal last
week.
Charles Shandrew is in Hartford
| Conn.
Silas Walsh is in New York.
E. w. Poet is East.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
MATRIMONY IN MAY.

The marriage of Miss Emma Wilson
and Percy E. Burgoyne will take place at
the Church of the Holy Family, Omaha,
Tuesday, the oath inst. Both parties are
favOrabiy known in st. Paul society,
and will be lat home" after the 26th, at
$50 Ashland avenue.
John Godkin, accompanied by his
bride, nee Miss Lillian Stewart, of Mil
waukee, arrived home last Thursday.
having been married at the brides
home in Milwaukee on "Wednesday.
They will be at home at COZ Laurel ave-
nue. on the 25th.
Miss Annie Forsyth. of this city, was
married last Wednesday, at the cathe-
dral, to j. H. Brown, of Custer City,
Mont, by Rev. Mr.. Fitzgerald.
The marriage of Miss Jennie NJ. Cald-
we'll to E. &. Shaw was celebrated by
Rev. DR.. Christie, of the House of Hope
church, last Tuesday.
The engagements of Miss Prellie
Horn to John Adams, land of Miss Adams
to Sam Stickney, are announced.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. w. Merry, of Still
water, enjoyed their honeymoon at the
Ryan last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. p. Shaw were at the
Ryan on their wedding tour.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
SINCE YOUR HAIR.
4 New Tonsorial Caper That

Threatens to Become a Craze.
Nicholas Gillard stood over a big, fat
woman in Lyle's barber shop yesterday
afternoon, with lighted taper in his
right hand burning the ends of his hair.
'sWhat the ID are you doing. Nic?''
said patron of the shop who had come
i'll to get shave.
''Singeing his hair, my boy" replied
Gillard, as he wiped the taper across a
big tuft of hair that sizzled and melted
with the heat.
This fashion of hair smuggling is becom-
ing quite craze i'll st. Paul, although
the work is done in only two establish
ments in the city, but others are signify
ing their intention of falling into line
and turn their attention to smuggling in
stead of clipping.
Singeing was a custom among the
court ladies of the time of Louis XIV.
and afterwards it crept into England,
and there was practiced by the lower as
well as the upper classes and
it has been followed in European coun-
tries for years and is followed now, the
scientists claiming that it is the only
method of shortening the hair without
iniuring it. Constant clipping will. it
is said, eventually result in the death of
the hair, which is formed exactly like
pipe stem. and when cut the hair bleeds
until its life is finally exhausted. In
smuggling it is claimed that the end of
each hair is headed over, sealed up by
its own melted substance, and it cannot
bleed. The theory appeals forcibly to
common sense, and it is claimed that the
process is a sure preventive against the
hair falling out, and is sort of a God
send to middle-aged men who find their
scalps gradually creeping into view.
The custom was first introduced into
this country five years ago by Alexander
Moore, proprietor of the fashionable
tonsorial establishment of Detroit, Mich.
1t soon grew into craze in the East,
and one year ago was brought to this
city by Nicholas GillMd. Since its in
PRODUCTION here ii has not gained much
popularity until this season.
The dudes are the ones who bow the
most humbly before this new fad, for it
is great nOurlsher of the moustache.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
WHITE BEAR NOTES.

The musicale given Friday evening
for the benefit Of the. Women's Aid so
'c.ety of the Presbyterian church, at the
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Getty.
on Clark avenue, was in every sense Il
success. Mrs. Edith Dunn, Mrs. Laird.
Mrs. Gardner and Mr.. Dunn all cid
more than well. The entertainment
was not only success from musical
point of view, but brought quite re-
spectacle addition to the treasury of the
society.
The boys of the Oak Grave camp last
Wednesday evening decided to go the
lake the 2oth inst. The camp will again
be alongside of Mr.. Gettys residence
on Clark avenue. and will consist of
three tents. The members are William
Keough, T. 0. Hammer, r. H. West.
John Weston, Arthur Bishop, Hastings
Meyer and w. T. Smith. One OF two
more are also expected.
Next Sunday the White Bear Base
Ball club will again try conclusions with
the Chicago Stars, OF st. Paul. the game
to be played TO finish from the end of
the fourth inning. when the game stood
II to 10 in favor of the Stars
Gen. J. B. Sanborn and family have
occupied their handsome cottage on the
lake front. w. +. Carroll and family
arrived last Saturday and occupy Will
Gundlach's cottage on Second street.
The busses from the Williams. Chat
eaugay and Leips run regularly to the
trains and do not goaway empty.
A. l.. Wharton, M. p. Nichols, A. c..
Davis and J. r. Hague, with their faIni-
lies. are now here for the season.
w. G. Donaldson, of Donaldson. Ogden
& Co.. st. Paul, is enjoying the lake
breeze with his family.
Mrs. Marty is living at her cottage at
Bald Eagle. Mrs. E. A. G. Hatch will
be here until autumn.
c. Perry Long has leased the bowling
alley kept last year as an adjunct to the
Williams house.
J. H. Allen. of Allen, Moon Ss Co..
will occupy L. b. Murray's cottage at
an early date.
A. H. S. Perkins, of the Breeze. is
elated over the success his paper has
already had.
The Park Place hotel has been thor
oughly renovated for the summer sea
son.
The Williams house has been well
filled all the week.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
LADIES
Jersey
Ribbed
Vests
In Fine, White Cot
Ton,
At rs Cts.
Jersey
Ribbed
Vests
At 81
French Brilliant
Esies, all coicrs,

BARGAINS IN JACKETS00 En- sh Jackets variety
and stylish shapes with and without Hoods this
uniform price of ST.
BARGAINS IN JERSEY WATSTS-250 Norfolk
quality with pats and BELTS variety other
and fancy styles equally cheap.
BARGAINS IN WRAPS--Beaded
$15. BrOcade Velvet Wraps SiIk-Iined, $3.50.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
MERRIAM PARK.

The NJ. e. chuFch is nearing compile.
ton and will be dedicated on June u
The intention is to have a church that
for comfort and neatness cannot be sur
passed. 1t will be fitted up with opera
chairs, and the cost of the building con-
pleted will be about 81, 900. A new Sun
day school library has been purchased
at an expense of S75.
The ChautauQua circle will meet
Wednesday afternoon at the residence
of Mrs. Coykendall. Mrs. Lashieur will
give character sketch of Daniel Defoe.
Select readings by Mrs. Parker and Mrs.
Coykendall, and paper on Sir Walter
Scott, by Mrs. Eastman, will be pre-
scented.
On Friday evening Prof Forbes, of
Manchester college, leetured in the Pres
byterian church on Electricity" illus
trating his lecture with experiments,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
WHEN THE DAY GROWS COOL.

The Misses Taylor, of st. Peter and
Iglehart streets, opened their mag
nifcent Queen Anne home last
Thursday from to Top. m, to numer-
Gus friends i'll honor OF Mrs. j. X. Tay-
Tor. They were assisted by Mrs. Ewing,
Mrs. Ordway, Miss Rachel Rice. Miss
Auerbach and Miss Florence Williams.
Following were among their guests:
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Drake, Mr.. and
Mrs. W. A. Lightner, Mr.. and Mrs. Ord
way, Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Dawson,
Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn, Mr.. and Mrs
J. c. Wall, Mr.. and Mrs. McAfee,
Mr.. and Mrs. Tompkins, Mr.. and Mrs.
Misses Perrin, Misses McQuillan,
Mcmillan, Gilman, Sexas, Bigelow, Far
rington. Bennett. Hyde and Dawson, and
Messrs. Charles Wright, Hanson, Hynd-
man, Rantoul, Boyle, Knox, Dr.. Stew
art, Hawks, Bigelow, Dean, Parker,
Wetherby, Blake, Dawson and Maj.
Wilson.
ENTERTAINs HER sCHOOLMATES.
Miss Louis Lindeke, of No. 275 Sum
nit avenue, gave a delightful party Fri
day evening, in honor Of the senior class
of the high school, which graduates in
June. The parlors were thrown wide
open, and each room presented lovely
picture of beauty Miss Sherman as
sisted Miss Lindelle. After Miss Lin
deke graduates she Will attend VasSar.
Those who enjoyed the occasion were:
Misses Stinson, Hall, Olive Long, Nellie
Mabon, Clara Baldwin, Emma
Gates, Ella Ware, Mamie Ken
nedy, Butler, Theobold, Kellogg,
Fannie Watson, Ada Hawkins, Miss
Freeman, Grace MOrehOuSe, the Misses
nd MiSSac Hickman Horny
Howell, Thompson and Libbie; Messrs.
w. Il. Banning, Fred Bigelow, Park
Won Wedelstaedt, Charles Otis, Mark
Hoyt. Shepherd Stone, Charles East
man, Ed Dyer, Clark Dana, Homer
Clark. Adolph Lindeke, Herman Open
helm, Oliver d. Ward, Ed Carver, Theo-
dore Hall, Ed Fink and A. III. Blodgett
IT'S SECOND BIRTHDAY.
The Minnesota COmmandery of the
Loyal Legion will celebrate its second
anniversary, Wednesday evening, June
l, at the Hotel Ryan by rendering a re-
ception and banquet to the ladies and
families of the Loyal LegiOneers," and
the officers of the army and navy. The
new officers will be formerly installed
at the stated meeting i'll the parlors at
4p. IN. The reception will be held in
the parlorS from $3.50 to $3.50, and at the
natter hour the bugle will sound the as
sembly, when the companions and
guests will proceed to the tables in the
dining room. The commandery will
then be transferred by Gen. John B.
Sanborn to Gen. VIM. r. Marshall, and
appropriate toaStS will be responded to
by NX-Govs. Alex Ramsey, Henry ii.
Sibley and Gilbert A. Pierce, Gen. E. G,
Mason, U. S. a., Major John p. Rea,
Bishop Ireland and Gov. McGill, and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
One of the Foremost.
Millbank Oak.) Review.

Millbank Oak.) Review.
The st. Paul GLOBE celebrated its re-
moval on the 1st inst into its elegantnew
ten-story building by issuing very
handsomely illustrated edition of thirty
six pages, with fine Autograph cover.
in which the remarkable development
of ST. Paul and the marvellous growth
and success of the GLOBE was fully SET
forth in very interesting manner.
Under the management OF Lewis Baker
the GLOBE has developed into one of
the foremost daily journals of the land.
and is an institution of which the great
Northwest may justly be proud.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
Unique Welcome to the New So
ciety Organized in St. Paul,


Unique Welcome to the New So
ciety Organized in st. Paul,
Maurice Cream, who has charge Of
Gaelic class in st. Paul, contributes
the following welcome to the Gaelic so
ciety of st. Paul, in the original tongue
together with a translation for the ben
eft of English readers.
FAILTHI DON CHoMANN GAEDHILGE DE NAoMH
PAUL.
So failte dhuit, a chumainn uir,
Fad-bheatha agus slainte,
So failthe dhuit gus nj go fuar
Alta ma focla canta,
So failte dhuit, chumainn threin,
San obair sin is fire
Do churam, Sc ar d-teanga fein,
Gus ceolta binn ar d-tire.
Ba dhona staid ar d-teangan bhreagh,
Ba h-iosal lie bliadhanta,
Dir bhi ar MCLEAN blocht faoi chradh,
Sa dochaS beagndch crionta;
Acht mar thagann ban 'adh lac
Amach as gruaim ma h-oidhche,
Ia briseadh orrainn solus gte
Mach fielder mucha choidhche.
A chairde, in blur measg Zach la
Blodh siothchain bhuan go sioruidhe,
'Sna CUR faoi smuid, mol Geo, no sgath
An ghrian alta ag eirighe;
Acht obrigh libh gan troid no cain,
Mach sibhse sliocht aoin tir amhain?
Mach sibhse clanu asin mhathar?
Fad-saOghal duit a chumain threin,
Go mairfidh tn gan donas,
Go bh-feictidh tn do thir faoi sheun,
'Sa teanga bhinn faoi shonas
Mo bheannacht ort, agus go dec
Beidh agad aon deagh-charraid,
Dir fad as tain air talamh beo
Beidh mise leaf spiraid.
Ag-cius ar tcangan bnn 40 BREACH,
A d-teangan arsa, leighanta,
Is cuma Cha ag obringh 'taa,
Che thad IS Ia obair dennta;
'Guseasan chuirfeadh bron air bun,
'Sa dhdeunfadh ole mhaitheas,
Ma glac aon leithsgeul air shon,
Acht cath chi go tiaitheaS!
-Padaraic.
GITERAL TRANsLATIoN.)
Here is welcome for thee, new society
| Long life and health
| Here is a welcome for thee, and not coldly
Is the welcome uttered
| Here is a welcome for thee
In the world that is noblest, namely,
| The care of our own language
| And the sweet music of our native land.
| Sorrowful was the state of our language,
| Lowly was it for centuries,
For our poor island was III sorrow,
And her hope was well nigh killed;
But as the dawning of day comes
Out of the gloom of night,
| So is the bright light breaking
That can never more be extinguished.
Friends, let everlasting peace
| Be ever amongst You,
And put not under cloud or sorrow
! The sun that is rising,
| But let each of you
| Work in peace and gentleness.
| Are you not children of one landf
| Are you not children of one mother?
Long life to thee, noble society;
| Mayest thou exist without sorrow
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-22
A WORD In GAELIC.

and will bring the lightest growth of
down up to the standard of muStaches.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-10-15

The man who wanted 10 know where
they eaten mock turtle is the same chap
who asked if 1t was difficult thing TO shoot
Welsh rabbits"
"Hackmetack," lasting and fragran.
perfume. Price % and so cents. Sold by
DR.. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery, Wcissport.
Shiloh's Cure win Immediately relieve
Group, Wheoping Cough and Bronchitis.
Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery,
WeissDort.
1t is said that Plotinus was not weaned
until he was s years old. In those days
babies were not in shch terrlable hurry TO
get into store clothes and wear canes.
For Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint, YOU
have printed guarantee ON every bottle of
Shiloh's Nitalizer Ii never fails TO cure
Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery,
Weissport.
bright things fell from BesSie's lips
in Mrs. Holmes last novel, probably means
that Bessie dropped the gold filling out of
her teeth.
A Nasal Injector free with each bottle of
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price so cents,
Sold by DIR. Hern, Lehighion, and Biery.
Weissuort.
Some parties out in Halifax have seen
celestial elephant" Il is not stated
how many more drinks 1t takes 10 see a
celestial elephant" than to witness two
moons at one time.
Humidity conduces to humility. One
is only little ont Of consonants with the
other.
Reason and kindness are the great pro-
moters Of that harmony and hllaFltY which
generate friendship aAd affection
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Wretched. Indeed.


Are those whom confirmed tendency to
biliousness subject to the various and changn-
inl symptoms indicative Of liver complaint.
Nausea, sick headache; constipation, furred
tongue, an unpleasant breith, dull or sharp
pain in the neighborhood of the affected or
gan; impurity of the blood and loss of APP
petite, signalizc 1t as one of the most dis
trissing, asst is one of the mos9 common, of
maladles. There is, however, a benign
specific for the disease and all its unpleas-
ant manifestations II is the concurrent
testimony of the public and the medical
profession, that Hcstetter's Stomach Bitters
is medicine which ochieves results speedily
felt thorough and benign. Besides rectify-
ing liver disorde, it invigorates the feeble
conquers kidney and bladder complaints
and hastens the convalescence of those re-
covering from dn feebling disease. More
over, it is the grand specific for fever and
aQIIp.
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AUTUMN SCHOOL ARRoR DAY

We publish the following extract from an
official circular issued from the Department
of Public Instruction, regarding the due
and appropriate observance of Arbor Day:
''We call on the Schools and School au-
thorities, therefore, TO bestir themselves in
this new crusade against ignorance, reck-
lessness, selffshness, and the blind folly of
procrastination and neglect. Let the
grounds about all school houses be planted
with shade trees, and shrubbery, and vines
Let the subject of tree-planting be discussed
in evening meetings held in the scool houses
of the district. Let planting of seeds and
the. transplanting of young trees the Won
derful arts of budding and grating; the
humber of trees of different kinds growing
about the homes of Individual pupils and
the numbers that may yet be planted there;
the nurseries or other places from which
trees that are desired may be secured; the
prices at which they may be had; and any
other matters of practical interest in this
connection, that suggest themselves to the
teacher, be made TO subject of school-room
OF classroom consideration. The State
comes to the schools for help. Let that
help be given, aud thus in her increased
material wealth alone, the schools will re-
turn TO the Commonwealth year by year,
vastly more than the million and half
of dollars that have so recently been appro-
priated from the public treasury tor the
purposes Of general education.
Therefore TO carry ont more fully the
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-10-15
NEVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED

-"Idunno," said Colonel Redbeek, who
had gobbled Georges pile, 81 seem TO have
bully time" And they parted.
"A Vermont school teacher, who sent
out request to parents that they should
specify in writing the principal reading of
their children, received the following terse
reply from one head of family: 'Dear
Madam; The main reading of my bov is
Mayne Reid"
-"Oh, mamma exclaimed little Edith,
running into the house nearly out of breath,
"there's going to be a marriage deception
over to Mrs. Uppum's this evening""
Marriage deception. HIM! what ridiculous
blunders children do make sometimes?