The Portland daily press., 1887-04-16
catarrh is Not a blood Disease.

QDWn STAIRS ana MI. Bf0WU Is Will Iidllild, ttti
her want to speak to her.
Literal rendition by Johnny-Mamma, grandma
says If Mr.. Brown is here you're TO come up Stars
catarrh is Not a Blood Disease.
No matter what parts IL may finally AFFECT,
eatarrh always starts IN the head and belongs TO
the head. There is no mystery about the origin
of this direful disease. 1t begins in a neglected
cold One Of the kind that is "sure to be better in
a few days" Thousands Of victims know how it
is by sad experience. Ey's Cream Balm cures
colds In the head and catarrh in all its stages. Not
snuff nor liquid.
Fair Inyalid-Doctor this Lenten stagnaton is
unbearable, must have tonic for the mind. 4
want to be startled, surprised, even TO be made
indignant. Anything win be better than mental
Popular NJ D.-My dear madam have antici-
pated your wish. All the emotions you desire
shall be years Permit me TO submit tonic IN
Try Carter's Little Nerve Pills for any case OF
nervousness, sleeplessness, weak stomach, indi-
gestion, dyspepsia, &C., relief is sure The only
nerve medicine for the price in the market. In
walls at % cents.
Little Nel-Pm awful sorry for poor Nursie.
Mamma-Why, pet, your nurse looks wen anu
Neil-But the angels won't never know how
good she is and maybe they'll make mistake
an let her 90 TO the bad place.
Mamma--Mercy mel What put that into your
Neil-why, she says all of her prayers in
Frenchl
Allie Made Miserable
by dyspepsia is scarcely worth the living. ca
PRECIOUS appetite heartburn, puzzlng nervous
symptoms increased action of the heart after eat
ing sinking In the abdomen between meals, and
fiatuence AFTER are among the successive 0!dtctd
OF this harrassing complaint Twothings only are
needful for its removal A resort to Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, and persistence in its use These
tain. TAKEN Immediately before or after meals,
this great stomachic promotes secretion OF the
gastric juice the natural solvent OF the 1000 Inc
nervous and bilious symptoms consequent upon
chronic indigestion disappear, as the complaint
gradually yields to the corrective ana hvlgorat-
ing beoes q more s pefres6nr AKA as
the body is efficiently nourished, muscular power
increases ana the mind grows sangulne Use the
Bitters for chills and fever, and rheumatism.
Smith, heard you and Brown had some diff
Guilty, and that you kicked him..
Gray-Yes He sneerlngly alluded TO my boots
as cowhide.
Smith-They are calf, are they not?
Gray-Yes; but bet he'll say they were felt
DIR. j. b. MAYS says: 81 used 'Digestylin' in
my own case, and was much pleased; found it
not only efficient for Indigestion but very palat-
able"
sold by Druggists, s1.oo per bottle, or w. F.
Kidder s. Co., Manufacturing Chemists, SO John
ST., N. y.
He was on the street car, and a cowboy by his
side was smoking vile old pipe.
MY friend" said the parson, your pipe makes
me sick"
The cowboy took the pipe out Of his mouth,
wiped the mouthpiece carefully on his pants, ana
holding it under the sufferers nose, said:
'You kin smoke, stranger, until get of the
kears. Jest know how you feel It always
makes me feel sick to see teller smoking when
I've left my pipe to home"
If you are tired taking the large old-fashioned
gripping pills, try Carriers Little Liver Pills and
take some comfort. A man can't stand every
thing One pill dose.
Very Small Boy addressing astonshed grocery
manu- have been told dat yer have bounced
Jimmy Oliver widout sufficient grounds. Now,
I've come ter tell ysr dat I'm secretary OF de
Doughnut Biters' Pertectiye Union, an 1T yerYe
not only got ter take Jimmy back agin, but dat
yer'ye got ter supply de 'soelation Wild mix an
candles fer Il week, er derell be every wlnder IN
de place broke, an don't cher forglt it-lAte.