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The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
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unhiiunI Combination

And kidney and liver llls, depend.
ing on G weak or inactive condition Of
the kidreys, liver or bowels, are sue
cessiully aud permanently cured only
by the use OF The gentle, yet effective
lsxaiivo and diurciic, Syrup OF Fig,
Iis advantages are o. dent; u Ia easily
taken, pleasing TO the taste, acceptable
10 tho stomach, harmless 10 the mosl
delicA' system, and truly beneficial
In effect. For eale In 80 cents and
81 90 bottlte. Fer sale Ia 80 cent?
and 81 bottles by II. J. Hester and
all leading drug giGts. Van vleet A
Co., q. W. Jonos 4 Co., w. N. vii.
kerson A Co., ]. J. Miles, end &,
Mansfield d %. have been appointed
Wholesale agents II Memphis.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
TURN TnE BOis LOOSE.
mr.. Nelson Clears Them OF All Crime
In Stealing MS peaches.


There was cent TO The ArrEaL office
yesterday q large sized lunch basket
fiiled with tempting peacheO. Accom-.
pauying them weB the following note /:
"MrsrHs, TISS September,
"ro the Editors Of the Appeals
"Please accept fample Of tie
cholera producerc-one for mild
case, two severe, throe certain death.
They came from the tame limb the
boys got taeIr' from g, Y % st IIGly
Up. s.-sOot from Appeal tilice
brushed %. NJ"
The bmket was delivered 10 the
writer Of the article denounolng the
ruflianism Of squarokeiper Rogera In
aresiing the seyenty.hyo pound news.
boy, Ed Flynn, In which the alleged
ollente Of the boy was stealing email,
green. cholera poduoirg peaohss"
from q tree belor ging 10 the Doctor.
The recipient eyed the fruit suspi.
clously for several minutes, under a
mortal fear that the specimens were
"loAded." When ut last he overcame
the fear and sailed In, iiiends ial TO
interfere to prevent an ovcfohafge Of
the stomach. lie beat the record for
one sitting. The peaches were most
delightfully."- luscious and delicious,
There IL but one comment, which the
DJctsr may accept "a the amende hon.
orable II he chooses, and that H.: IL
Il tho more difficult 10 see how he
could be 90 stony hearted a. 10 have a
boy arrested for stealing them. No
boy would be worthy the name who
le, an opportunity pass without NIP.
ping" Ne many Of them 40 possible.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
Yeups n,n,. Demoera,Is club.

There Will DO u meeting Of The
Young Mems Democratic Club oI
Shelby county at tina courthouse, 10
this city, Saturday,, September 10Th. Al
s o'clock p. m. Important business
will be- transacted.
All Democrats are invited 10 attend
aud enroll their nance
y. 7, EDMOND ON, President.
". A. BattAiLH, tocre,ae.
Evening papers please copy.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
To the Public a.a NJ Friend.

The grounds taken by my vile for
divorce, az appeared In the Ledger
September 9TH, d. not show me In a
proper light / deny that | Lave ever
~ treated or given any cause Tor a
divorce, and know the petition was
flied through under inauence. Trust.
ing my friends will suspend Judgment
until ] lave boon proven guilty, 70.
main,
Yours truly,
HAN'L N NAHKa.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

81. W. Y. Browne, No. 254 Second
street, keeps constantly on hand q
large stock Of gas aud steam pipes,
brass aud iron 6ttings, with pteam
machines for cutting and fitting all
szss Of pipe, including oishtiinch
diameter. His stock OF gas fixtures Ia
complete. The moot complete sAni'
tary plumbingis put up by this house,
and all orders for work in this line are
executed IN a manner not oIcelled In
any city.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
A Case OF ni.,nh su Identity

Mr. James Madden has been men.
toned In connection with the Justice
ESnew deputy sherias muddle, but
II was a caro- Of mistaken identity.
Mr.. Madden only returned la, even.
Ing from dosn tho riyer, whore he
he'd been for four days, and was there.
lore no, In Memphis wnen either Of
the ahalrs occurred,
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
AN IMPORTANT ARREST.
a Coiorsd rosth who Answer. for
humeroas Grimes.

humorous crimes.
Lee johnson, aoolored boy nineteen
years Of age, ives captured yesterday
by oGioer james Scott, while in the
act Of trylbg 10 pawn = box q undor.
olo.hitg, When aiken 10 the station.
house CapL o'Hsver took charge Of
him, and soon gained oohiesaiors 10
nu Derous evil deeds by Johnson. Tie
Immediate goods, be confessed, were
stolen from q commlssary or "srabp
car on the LouIsyile, New orltann ard
Texas railroad, between s and o o'clock
In the morning, His explanation Of
the attempt 10 pam thom was 10 &c.
cure money 10 pay bis brother OF the
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
PhiIsdeIphin ana R.,urs.

TbGLouisyillO and Nashville rail-
road will sell round trip tickets TO
Philadelphia on September 8th TO
18th, inclusive, for $50 so; round trip
tickets, good returning TIL September
22d. Through sleopgra without
chsngs. Get tickets aud bef,bs from
(. l.. Finley, sgent.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
rxeut.iou 60 NJ Ioui..

Commencing "wednesday, Septem.
Der 9Th, and sth, and for each follow.
ing Monday aud Thursday until octo-
Der 20,h, the Kaueas City, Springfield
and Memphis railroad (Guh Toute)
will sell round trip tiokets 10 81. Louis
al il2 30, good for i've days.
II. d. gLLTS,
Ticket Agent. 81 Madison street.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

Have on band, ready for prompt Do
livery, Engines, Boilers and fittings,
Gins, Feeder Condenbers, Hydraulic
Cotton Preslea, and everything per
tainlng 10 n fret Glars Ginning outfit
Write them before you purchase.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

Ladies' and gents clothes cleaned or
dyed IN any color; also kid gloves,
ostrich feathers, and lace cuTtaina, by
Louis Reigel, Is Jefferson street, Mem.
phlp, Tenn. GNndn received b. express.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
To ~. Loui. aud Re,sra sis 40.

Tho Chesapeake and Ohio roule
will cell excursion tickets 40 above
septic nber 9Th and sih, and every
Monday aud Thur1day thereafter un.
N October 20lh. Tiekelo good return.
ing Eve days.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

W. A. FARES, 81 Union street. has
Just received a car Of nice Kentucky
saddle and harness houes and mArCH.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
DanaTun.

10 REMOVED ny THE usH or coooArr.
And II stimulates and promotes the
growth OF the hair.
Bume,t's Flavorins extracts are the
best.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

0yEETes 4 GRosyENoR offer the store
house No. 800 Front street, now occu.
pied by Porter 4 Maerea, for rent
from Septar Der Let.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

TnE che apeot house In the city for
mems goods. Thompson 4 Stevene,
$50 s. o1nd street
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

AcNsCv's G @lRSf hi al.f Is. ln sss
.usrantcod. 10 Is q positive euro for
Ulcers, Efhptions, or Syphilitlc Pois-
oning. IL purifies the whole system,
and banishcs all Rheumatic aud Nsu-
rslgie pains. We guarantee It
RENKERT aud BRRENTZ AGO.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
omciais Vial, Bruu,wicn

Judge DuB5ss, Acting Attorney
General Brooks and Sheriff Cannon
vent GU, 10 Brunswick yesterday, the
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

ovKRroS 4 GRosyESoR offer the
storeh5ne No. 800 Front street, nov
occupied by Porter a Macrea, for rent
iIom September Isl
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
Artistic ons r,x,ure.
miIbu.p e,u ana n.eb,.. Co.

In oil glass, polIqhod brass and glass
and tque brass.
J. A. BAILEY A CO.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

AARON snREyFLKR, Of Alma, ILL.,, and
his wife, feel like new couple since
taking Man a.lIn.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

PuRE and white 20 the flower who1e
name Il beArs are the biecuits raised
by Lily Baking Powder.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
Tho Tracy Pris,isg aud stationery
company

Has removed from Main street 10 their
new lhreetiory building, No. 3il
Second street, corner Union, the late
0EeenlaN opeTahonae pace.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
p,eipx ana C,,,n,pr.

FohTY Good Mules advertised for
sale In another column.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

MiIburn ain and Machine 60.
Is headquarters for Little Clan, Got.
ton Presses. Write 10 thom for pricoa.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
Cospes and Carriages.

Gall Telephone 90, day aud night,
W. X. EDWARDS A BRO.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

GKSr's silk scaris, 10. 25, 50 aud so
cent?, At Thompson q stsvehs's, go
Second street,
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08
The IlrGprGsdD|G Jersey!

We are now exhibiting a Full Line Of
Tailor Made and Imported Jersey Jackets
from $3.50 to $500 Each. Also, Elegant
Novelties i'm Early Fall and Autumn En-
glish Walking Jackets.--Prices from $3.50
to $500.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

THOSE gas fixtures are 20 pretty and
% cheap nj Brownies.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-08

MADAME KEOPllEL has returned and
requests all her employees to report at once.
She also needs ten additional competent
dreSsmakers.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
What a Cent Can Do.

Dry Goods Chronicle: It is almost
impossible to attach any Importance to
one cent, but at the same time it is q
very important coin at times, says an
exchange. It will take circular TO
California, and it will make you mad
der than a halter and March hare
combined when you go to pay your
fare ON horse-car and you find that
You have but four cents and ten dol
lar bill One cent is very small, but
when it is added to the rate of interest
you receive on stock it possesses a
stern, magnificent grandeur that car
REG you away like strain of music.
The penny, it seems, was made to put
on church plates. and although man
may say it amounts to nothing, he will
strike matches and lift mats and crawl
about in the straw in horse-car to
find the one he drops. 1t is SO small a
coin that you have to take off your
glove to take hold of it in your pocket,
and yet it is SO large when the baby
swallows it that the chances of the
oaby's living are sometimes not worth
cent. Although one cent is less than
ten cents, yet one cent is a great deal
larger than dime. Many man has
gone thirsty all day with four cents in
his pocket. For the want of that one
cent the four were as useless as the
eleven men on the jury who are held
on. against by one.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
Tobacco In England.

seThe use of tobacco in this country
has been steadily growing" says the
st. James Gazette. From the last In
land Revenue report it appears that.
whereas in 1871 there was q popula-
ton of upwards of twenty-six millions,
and an importation of tobacco 0
twenty-three millions of pounds
weight. the numbers have now grown
to fifty three millions of pounds for a
population of thirty-seven millions. To
put .his more clearly, in 1S41 we re-
quiz Is 3-4 ounces of tobacco pei
head whereas we now want pound
Z ounces. Since the higher rate o.
duty was imposed Tin 1879, however,
the increase of consumption has not
grown much faster than that of the
population. 1t is very satisfactory to
notice that no case of adulteration OF
home manufactured tobacco .has oc-
Cured during the year covered BY the
report. Some foreign cigarettes are
apparently favored with .llcorice and
glycerine; fact which will probably
be new to cigarette smokers. Another
paragraph in the report shows how
Iudicrously unsuccessful are the efforts
10 cultivate tobacco in the United
Kingdom.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
Practice

Texas Siftings: A Texas parent had
son who took piano lessons ct Prof.
Zweibeer's house, but was supposed to
do bis practicing on the piano at home.
The parent had a suspicion that the
youth did not practice much. One day
he said:
Tommy, do you practice regularly
on the piano when am down town.
Eyes, pa. !"
"Every day."
sYes, pa"
chow long did you practice yester-
day."
1.-Two hours
"And to-dayp"
stThrea hours"
Il am glad to hear that you practice
so regularly"
Eyes, pa.''
..And next time you practice be sure
Won unlock the piano. Here is the key.
I locked the piano and put the key in
my pocket week ago."
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

permanently, and she has had no return Of
it, Another case is that Of s!r. r. B. Kyle
Tower Hill, Apponlaitox county, Va. who
writes, November 1886: WAS afflicted fer
several years with rheumatism and grew
worse all the time. Eminent physicialr
gave no relief; had spasrns, and was not ex-
peeled to live; was rubbed all over with ST.
Jacobs Oil The first application relieved
the second removed the pain, continued use
cured me; no relapse in FIVE years and do ils
much work as ever These arsproafs of the
perfection ef the remedy, and, taken in con-
neeiion with the miracles performed in other
eases. 1t has no equal
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
SOME CURRENT PARAGRAPHS.

VIII sou dream Of me tonight
She No, I am never troubled with
nightmare. The Epoch.
Georgia reports another electric girl.
That is great state fur electric bellies.
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
The single eyeglass Is worn by the
dude. The theory Is that he can see
more with one eye than he can com
prehend. Exchange.
The spherical tendencyof Americans
is astonishing. We play ball all sum-
mer and go to balls all winter. Bur-
llngton Free Press.
This is going to be hard winter for
paragraphists unless some philanthropy
list invents successor for the nimble
roller skate = Somerville journal.
.sOut of every 100 female school
teachers, says an exchange, .sseyen
marry every year. The seven seem
10 be doing business for the whole 100.
Lyon Item.
Among the victims OF cocaine the
medical profession furnishes the great
est number. which goes to show that q
little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Puck.
Country bookseller to miner (who
has previously invested In a dictionary
oh, you must look among the SIS for
scissors, not the III. Miner-Well,
how's Oh to knowP Volts t. coed of a
dictionary without hindexP---London
Punch.
Proof Conclusive---.sThis is all non
sense about the Shakspere-Baeon
theory remarked old Money bags,
looking up from the paper. THE
idea of saving that Shakspere never
wrote anything! Why, I've read his
plays myself Harper's Bazaar.
well. see Spain had some trouble
with the Carolines again" observed
Mr.. Snaggs. .sIt's queer there's
always woman at the bottom of these
troubles replied Mrs. Snaggs.
What is Caroline's other name and
what has she done nowp"---Pittsburgh
Chronicle.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
nuer-wotked Women.

For "socn-aut,n '.run-down," dehilitated
,chool teachers, miiliaers, seamstresses.
nous- keepers, snd over-workd women eener-
sIiy, DR. Pefce's Fsvprise Prescription is the
hest of aii rtsto arrive tones 1t lie not
siCure sll, BUR adm rably iulfils sipglepess
4 purpose, benz mos potent Specific 4 E
all those Chronic Weaknesses aud Diseases
ocular to women. II is powerful, general
as wen as utertne, touc aud nervine, and im
parts vigor ARD strength to the whole sy stem
Il promptly cures weakness Of stomach, inat.
I stion, BIZ atiUg, weak back. merry Us pros
rs,ion, debility and slse,iessrcss In ciths :
K. Fayarite Prescription is sold by drug
z sFs uaaFr our posItive guarantee. See VIZ :
~ Ground bot lie. Price SLIGO bottle, or six
toi ties for SEQ.
B large treatise on Diseases of WON n.
rcfu>ely Illustrated with c0lored plates and
numerous wood-cats, sent for ten cents in
stsnps.
Address. WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, 6s3 Main Street, Buffalo, N. ]
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

The poor of London have been re-
.uced to a state of destitution not
4qualed in many years. Thousands Of
shem camp in the squares at night and
live on aims and the proceeds of petty
shefts. Recently alarge band of them
formed in line and marched to the
Mansion House, where they demanded
an interview with the Lord Mayor.
This was refused, and it took vigor-
GUS charge by the police to disperse
the mob. The coming winter is likely
to bring forth very serious troubles.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

it not be reasonably called daylight?
as for instance, take the case of Captain
Sargent $. Day, Gloucester, Mass, who
writes April Is, 1881: Some time ago /
was suffering with rheumatism. / used d
small portion Of st. Jacobs Oil and was cured
at once. i have used 1t for sprains and never
once have known it to fail. Twill never be
without bottle.n Captain Day also re-
ceixed circular letter. and in reply under
date Of July i, 1887, he says: used the
Oil as stated and was permanently cured of
rheumatism by IFS iise. During the inter
vening six years there had been no reciir-
renee of the pain. Also letter from Mr.. H.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
The Bean Ideal Of Family Medicine.

a rHm6uy WHICH, pIUHVtfy HHtI cUIHpIHtoIy
relieves al menfs II sch common occur
ness and disorders of q mafaTial type, is as
suredly the he u ideal OF a family medicine.
UGH is Hostetter's stomach Bitters. which
complaints. but also counteracting a
tendency TO kidney troubles, rheumatism.
and premature decadenee Of stamina. Tax
ing it "all round" as the phrase Is there Is
probably not in existence SO useful, effect
i've ana agreeable household panacea as
the Kitsers. \ OF Is i less highly esteemed
by the medical profession than by the fam
from professional sources Of irrefragabie
snthantci evince its inert. The demand
for 1t abr ad, not less than In the land OF It's
al eoyery, is G rtainly increasing. time and
experience of It's beneficial effects con-
nrming the high opinion originally formed
of it.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

The expected has come to pass.
Mrs. james Brown Potter and Mrs.
Langtry have taken to sneering at each
other. Later it will be someshing
more than sneers-th they viii try to de.
molish each other with. This is ! good
biz country, but the observing citizen
can hardly fail ID notice after while
that there Is scarcely room II ii for two
professional beauties who are also &C.
Iresses.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
We knew it would come.

We knew it would come. The an
nouncement has been made that a
paper coffin has been invented and put
upon the market. A man may now
build his house of paper, eat his dinner
from paper plates, wipe his face with a
paper handkerchief. buy his wife pa
per piano and go to his grave in a
paper coffin. The coffin may be paid
for with piece Of paper and the death
published on another piece. There are
few things more useful than paper.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
He was No Anglomaniac.

The Epoch: .Tm no Anglomaniac, :
said member from one of the shack
deestricts. 2 Il b'lieve 10 American
idees an American institutions. IT
makes me sick to think that in Eng
land man has got to have title be-
fore he mounts to anythln' =
s.Here are your cards, John. . said
the patriots wife. They came from
the printers this afternoon.
Eyes, an by thunder they've left Of
the sHonorablei You can send them
back
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
THE WAY IT IS SAID.

The suItan awoke with stifed scream;
His nerves were shocked BY fearful dream.
An omen Of terrible import and doubt
His teeth in q moment all fell out.
His wise men assembled at break of day,
And stood BY the throne In solemn array.
And when the terrible dream was told
Each felt shudder, his blood ran cold,
And all stood silent, In fear and dread,
And wondering what was best to be said.
At length al old soofhsayer, Hrinkled and
gray,
Cried: .iPardon, mylord. what have 70 say;
a,Tis an omen Of sorrow sent from en- high /:
Thou shalt see AL thy kindred die,
Wroth was the sultan he gnasbed his teeth,
And his very words seemed to hiss and seethe
As he ordered bis Mise man bound with
chains,
And gave him hundred stripes for hts pains.
The Wise men shook as the eultan,s eye
Swey round TO see who pext should try.
But one OF them, stepping before the throne,
Exclaimed, III loud and Joyous tone:
.Exnlt, o head Of happy state;
Rejoice, o heir Of glorious fatei
stFoi this is the favor thou shalt win,
O sultan, to ontlise thy kin"
Pleased was the sultan, and called slave,
Aud q hundred crowns to the wise man gaze.
But the courtiers, they nod with grave, shy
winks,
And each one whispers Whist each one thinks.
ssWell car the sultan reward and blame;
Didn't both the wise men foretell the same?n
Quoth the crafty old vizier, shaking his head,
so much may depend on the way 1T is said. -
&C. w. Willis.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
A Wonderful City.

Kanopolis, Kansas, is the most re-
markable city in the country ON account
of its growth within two years. The
climate makes it a desirable place to
live. We have some choice building
lots there for business and residence
purposes, which we offer for sale the
next 80 days, below the prevailing
market price. Send for descriptive
circulars. Address,
JOHN G. KELLY,
Sioux City, iowa.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

A clergyman, after years Of suffering from
that loafhsome disease, catarrh, and vainly
trying every known remedy, at last found
prescription which completely cured and
this dreadful disease sending self addressed
stamped envelope to Prof. j. 4. Lawrence,
2l2 East 9Th st, New York, viii receive the
recipe free OF charge.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

IL. Converse, of the
Warren Mass.)
Herald, dated July
., 1881, as follows:
I'm response to
yours Of June %,
would say that in
1889 my wife had q
severe attack of
r h ennl atisn in
shoulder and arm,
so that she could
not raise her hand
to her head. A few
applications of st.
.Tacf,l,s Oil pllrcd hnr
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

"A Texas woman of an experimental turn
Of mind put some eggs in bin OF cotton
seed. and healthy brood Of chicks was
hatched out In due time. II 10 her intention
u pursue the experiment further, and see
whether the chickens won't make good salad
without olive oil.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

ahey we're talking scandal, and enc 81
them observed that when certain young
LADY smiled her mouth opened right back 10
her ears, ssNcver mind. she hiss beautifnl
Piled the flrsf speaker, sshut her teeth win de-
cay. Her emile won't.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
offer No. rzs.

FREELTo MERCHANTS ONLY: An
elegant silver pla,ed Water Pitcher.
frosted and richly carved; height, IS
inches. Address at once r. w. FAN
SILL & Co., 55 State Street, Chicago.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23
.Royal Glue sasada Every,nsngi

,srogsn China, Glass, Furniture, Ornaments
aasiter. CSC, Everlasting tenseityi Away
aai7 aua ready. Free eanple Eials at Grrs
sSsss and 2r5eess.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

We heard the other day of Nebraska
ian who breaks stones with his fist. This Is
inst the eort OF man who skedaddles for the
oothil;s Whenever there Is aprospect of meet
ing an understood, ieft-handed sheriff Of al
pffeminate tax collector.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1887-11-23

Two women OF Brooklyn have mortgage
heir furniture tbirty-two times In order n
raise money to bet on horse races, And thu
l. rebuked the vile SANDER thar women have
aot an euai business capacity with men.