New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-07-18
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THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE Talk or THE DAY
tina recent meeting Of the American Institute on
Instruction in DurlIpaOp, W., prompted Tho Free
Press" Of that city to Issue handsome illustrated
educational number, which rejects great credit on the
enterprfsing publishers burlington Is In every way
delightful city ana II d strange that II ID gan
orally overlooked By summer tourists The few who
have already discovered It are quite willing to have IL
remain unknown: but II "The Free Press" goes
writing up and Illustrating 1t as 1t has done In this
case al the world and his wife viii soon be eheckng
their baggage for IT. M ~
SIR trades unions are necessary In every branch
Of business I'm president OF one mysslA and we've
Omaha Msn!fsn dollars . day.
ssNo Ton dollars certificate"
sch Diseases and ihen eottin cured BY patent medi
V we want sie now.a-iomaha World
Like a great mani; other papers, "Ths Baltimore
Herald" doesn't like tho pJ!itteal vagaries OF Dr.
McGIynn bat for that very reason II should b
careful. not to do him injustice. a. 1t dos when
1t intmates that he Is trying to make all the meney
he can by his lectures. Dr.. McGlynn receives no
compensation for his lectures.
In tho appointment Of Assemblyman Z. A Gieeesieh
as Internal Revenue Collector Of the lid District,
"The SUM- intimates that President Cleveland has
Giegerich has ior some time been engaged, and INV
that he has Office with good salary, he should b
married like tho President"
An inventor In Auburn. No. says he las worked
76O days Of ten hos eari IN the last two years. and
attributes his endurance to the acs that he eats bnt
ono meal in twenty four hours lie must 10 In
training to start paper In county already suffering
MoifIas ssS day "f twenty Srs ss
In year on one meal day he may consider himself
competent fur the task-Norrstowu Herald.
At Phnnix Arizona, the thermometer has been reg
iserug III degrees, and at Needles it has registered
122 degrees In the shade
There 90 the Hyaways."
a0i course a sa' they're hoteiers you hnown-rowa
Topics.
There is an anti treating club In Boston composed
mainly of members Of tho st. BOtolph Club The
anti treaters men who are models OF hospitality In
their own homes, but who frown upon the growing
American habit Of treating upon any and every occar
sion. The members bind themselves not to treat
of their number for the space of year. and they call
themselves the United Order Little Brothers Of st.
BotoIph."
To blow up pedler's cart with dynamite or some
tuher powerful explosive Is rather startling way OF
abafns a nuisance Some "toughs" tnei it in Null
teny-st. Monday night with results doubtless sat
isfactory to themselves. Tho neighbor did not
APPRECIATE tho Joke when they found large numbea
OF window panes shattered and other damage donc
The police were on hand too late except to take
calm survey Of tho scene As for tho pedler he has
hot been heard Of since-and no one seems TO caro-
whether he resppears or not
Old Lady-can you read, my deari
Five Year Old Tot--Oh yes, nam
% suppose y9u',s fond rt Of fairy tales rovs.
CHE doctors say the old lady may recover in time
flown Topics.
Judging by tho latest reports from other quarters
the attempt Of Delaware peach growers bear the
market will not 10 successful New-Jersey orchards
laid to bo In promising condition, and dispatch
nom western New York pronounces the peaches there
remarkably geod both In SIZE and quality An I'M
proved peach basket (which win be "thrown In tho
buyer9 Is likely to 10 popular, and the whole the
| peach prospects are far from being As bad tho
doleul accounts some me ago Of frost and rosebuys
| and other calamities would make them
| He was trying ~ raise money to build Q new
church. It greatly needed. but his congo CATION
was made up Of persons in moderate circumstances;
| so he was making appeal to his wealthy brethren In
larger cities. 4 am surprised" no sadly said a.
| tho lukewarmness Of tho rich and women have
| talked with on tho subject Hero Is An opportunity
advance the interests Of denomination and they
absorbed In their worldly affairs that they
| hardly givo IL thought" "when you 60 to B." TO
piled his friend, "you had better cali on Mr. Blank.
Ho IL rich and childless aud has reputation for great
Uberality" "Oh, don't think he will give any thing
won't mention the matter to him. He has been Civ
Ing away money all his life, and think he ought to
| what he has left for his nephews and nicces."
| The speaker one Of the nephews.
Had Learned Another way.-Ono winter evening"
not many years agO Doylcstown Penn, three young
| lawyers seated ct table In the Law Library
Room playing cards. Ono of them had recently been
admitted 70 practise law and during the evening he
| frequently used tho expression, at Il me-" Tho In
Of the phrase grated the Of tho
other lawyers, and at last said Joseph
dont you know you frequently saying. 1T Is me-
you well that You shoud say 1T Is T. ~
He replied, "Jacob, know I should say 1T Is /,
but I say 1t Incorrectly nom habit"
Jacob said 81 think aid you In saying It cor
rectiy II You viii only commit TO memory the rhyme,
1T II I, said the spider to the ny
"weh, That would aid mo- I admit" said Joseph,
at had not committed another rhyme when boy"
Inquired Jacob, "we,l, what is tbatT
Joseph satd, It b said the spider to tho nea"
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