The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1887-01-27
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Brick k-layers--Chimneys. .. 49,.
The star-route-Hea i
Cheapest gas-The demagogue.
Not windy affair-Meetlng draft.
A favorite winter resort-Before the fire.
Our liberty bell-The belle of the Kitchen
To increase the milk supply-Water the
cows.
Noah was not only socialist, but an
arkist.
A COW is at her best when four to eight
years old.
1t is only literary bees that visit the arch
hives.
If a gas man were to write poetry, would
his meter be correct?
A most unsatisfactory piece of sculpture
is the bust of boiler.
The higher the ground intended for
grape planting the better.
No brass band can play rs many airs rs a
drum-major can put on.
A roller skate is q nice skate, but an Ice
skate is not q roller skate.
The man who sows tafry seldom reaps q
crop of sugar.cane.
Sometimes the woman who kneads bread
least needs it the most.
NOlil IS llSCll great contractor, p'NC any
body can contract a cold.
The skating rinlls, like the popular pho
tograher, have plenty of sitters
Every miscr should have a chest pro-
tcctOr.
Voice Of the theatre going public-the
tall bonnet must go.
Three ladies can keep q secret, when two
Of them are dead.
A politician is honest when all other
means have failed.
There is sound reason for complaint
against a man who snores in church.
The professor of swimming school is
very properly n doctor of dive-in-ity
A ring around the moon is n sign of rain,
and ring around the eye is sign Of blow.
The pretticst ear doesn't always hold the
biggest diamond.
The mission that brokers are anxiously
sccking-Commission.
We've had a falling out, as the hair said
to its bald natal spot.
The man who puts ashes on an lev side
walk makes for himself road to heaven.
a real Knight of Labor-The night be-
fore Christmas.
Enquirer the Press Club is not
composing stick.
Some men get nll the polish they have
from the bootblack.
The judge Of police court has business
reduced to Il fine" point
In bundling UP for cold walk consult
inc thermometers, not the mirror
Some people arc so smart that il takes
thcm all day to tell what fools they are.
a new bonnet is called "Fhe Stork."
II is probably accompanied by a long bill
There is one branch of labor which must
always be done by manipulating pockets.
AS general thing the man is conccitcd
who wants to talk at the same time that
yoQ do.
a young lady always has a 'hango ND
time when she undertakes To arrange her
front hair
In what way does money resemble gun
powder? 1t is awfully hard TO hold after
Il begins 10 go of.
The chief characteristics of Rrooklyn arc
sad by an inhabitantto be q big bridge
and two popular churches.
There arc some men who have so much
genius that they can't do anything but sit
around and thing about it.
y Kansas paper in review Of the last
year remarked that 1t was notable for the
number of weddings and other casualties.
One pair Of rubbers cost less than three
porous plasters and arc great deal more
comfortable.
a man without money Gan rln for Con.
grcsS; but the man who has money is more
apt TO get there.
thc ordinary Mexican woman wears no
bonnet. 1t must be delightful to 20 to the
theatre in Mexico.
The man who keeps time with his feet
While the band is playing is evidently fond
OF solcful music.
onE dogs not have to live by the seaside
to see the ground swell. Earthquake sec
tons arc just as good
"What is filing our insane asylumsy"
sEricks lecturer, The answer probably
Is; "CFaZy people,"
Although the money market Is tight.
even the most rigid prohibitionist would be
glad to see it ''take drop"
When trotting horse dies, 1t is ALWAYS
one day after his owner was offered a fabu-
lous psic1 foT him.
A writer says: Life is sh2rter than
DEATH Any one can sec that; four letters
in one, five in the other.
Tight boots are said to cause the blood TO
mount 10 tt.e face. That's why sociel"
girls arc all the time bldsjling.
Six million Of dollars worth Of silver "a
used IN this country every year for manu-
featuring and decorative purposes
The eulaor of t!o%occo has 1 900 wives.
Solomon only had 100 .buG SOiGm2n was
wise man. he knew when he had enough,
"Misfortunc is sometimes the making of
q man" Amen! If you can win Miss
FortGnc. heart and hand, she's the girl to
set you up.
Inyalids arc now fed on baked milk.
The milk is put in glass jar, covered with
paper on top, and baked 10 hours in the
oven.
y poctcss says she goes to sleep "drapcd
in soft, luxurious gloom" Tastes differ.
We take our sleep in cotton robe dc
chuW6ye
The man who has no music In lis sole
never dstr0cts the attention of w0rshippcrs
by walking up church aisle with squeak
ing boots.
The man that is bOpn 10 Uc banged will
never be drowned, but il is best never to
venture too far beyond your deDLb for aII