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Ths hzy fsYsE recorders manage % ger
c0naldssz1le SPORT oaL Of their enforced slSy
here. in one way snd another. Ter IN
STAGE The other dzy Ss attended httle
sssanee ever At tie Facile Hotel se-eh vas
much enjoyed b. The boys The gsaial
editor o. the Ohl5 4re.ss. VII T. Osborn.
Esq.. invited "a over - atlsat trial by
iurv shich be sad would take place a.
son a. ao cous4 manage ~ sntice fns prs
0ner into Court.
TIE respondent turned out 20 be our friend
Col. Nm. L. IaFzlngton, 81 Dans4Ils, Aen-
LuJky. aud the complaint nled IL TIE case
SCI form TIA. SAID respondent
vas zuilsy cf hagiux committed on various
occasioas the crime Of drinking water m
the eity Of Petoskey Aforesaid. AGAINST the
peace and dignity o. the Stale Of Kentucky.
Judge Joseph 5. Daley presided aud Mr..
o. bora was appointed Prosecuting At
tofnsy ARd tbs following gentlemen were
duly sn(ansssd a. = iary: Z. l. Huber. r.
NJ Hunter, J. T. o44ex, w. q. hanOrd, Z.
l. DorInan and 4. q. Allison.
Aessgs. T.. Morrow, l.. =. Walton, q. 4.
Duck. q. j. Deyo and Soilman Snc0ks
we're sworn and gave testimony IN the case
the latter being called as = chemical expert
10 swear TO tue elfsez Of 4qsaa p,sra on the
internal machinery OF tie average Ken
tGckian.
The poor prisoner had no defense TO
make. except 10 plead tha. he Was trying 20
drown our tape worm" and the jury
brought hin Ia guilty.
Judge DALEY laea addressed the Fespon-
dent IS follows: Prisoner, this
is the sscol.d time you have
been convicted OF this oheEse
before this Court. On the first occasion We
let YOU OF With a light me Of iise glasses
Of snake root, but this time your sentence
is that you be czned By tee Court"
The Judge then, with suitable remarks,
presented 10 the astOnished Colonel an ele-
I CANT rose wood cane with an agate head, as
a testimony OF respect from his brother
hay-feveritss The gallant old soldier could
not say a word. He was dumblounded.
be could find no words to express his teel-
| inxs. and lie requested the undersigned 10
return thanks for him, which | proceeded
% DO as well as 1 was able on snort notice
and drink of root beer.
BY the way, DID you ever drink any Pc
toskey root beer, 1 tell you II Is just i'm
mense. don't know what roots enter into
its composition. out IL blows fellow up IN
about seven minutes so be feels like pal
10 u lfah m r
up to some candy stand and steal
apples or pears as like as
not There is n friend of mine here by the
name OF Holmes. Captain OF tae "yot
Rambler. who is q great case for root beer.
he drinked Two glasses yesterday and then
invested in pears at fruit stand. lie held
two pears a. irst. bat he drew 10 them,
while the man was hanting up some
lemons and ''niled" pockets.
Mr.. futile and l went with the Captain
yesterday to Charleyolx. That is q lively
place. tell you. We came pretty near eat
ing out the town. The landlord Of the
Newman House said If We would telegraph
ahead when We paid another visit there,
they would try and get enough provisions
ahead 10 prevent US causing a famine. Capt.
Holmes said that the town had improved
very much since year ago, as 4 new build
ing had gone up, and an addition been
efeClr1 4-tln3l Tie Stt1Ft4 VI duOtUtI.
The Captain uses nautical terms great
deal ia his conversation, and ne has Osen
teaching Us the use Of and names OF various
parts OF a vessel. l have already got 60
| I can tell the iio-boom from the cross trees
and the rudder from the fite-raii. The lat
terrail is a place where the ship fifer sits
and hangs his legs overheard while he
/ plays the dinner cali
futile can distinguish the difference be-
tween the cooks galley aud the tolksell, y
a. they call the bedroom up in the first
/ dOOr front where the hands sleep.
I ike sailing on yot. when the stick
that they tie the sails 10 dent come swing
| ing around. knocking 3 feller's best plug
bat overheard.
The Captain calls it going in stays" but
! didn't see any stays or any co-sets
/ either.
/ We start on smother trip today to visit
/ places OF interest. The captain says he
| don't come across man every day that
/ presents such uRbounGed capacity tor ab-
sorbing knowledge, so he has taken quite q
4 fancy 10 me.
will write you sgain from on board the
| Rambler. II / am not sea.sick. 60 look for
another letter n about two days.
Yours naurcally,
SOLINAN SHOCKS.
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