Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-09-01
FUN.

GENEROSITY is the overflow of hearts
cream.
The mouth is the window to the in.
tellect.
SWINE were undoubtedly pre-Adamite
animals.
A WOMAN is never insincere when she
is angry.
The conquering woman is the concur
ring woman.
THE proper study of womankind is
mans pocket-book.
AMONG the Zulus young people fight
and get married. Here they get mar
rled and fight -Teras .Siftings.
CLOCKS can be looked upon as among
the most lasting articles of personal
property-they SO rarely change hands.
Mrs. PARvESuE says her new house
has all the modern conveniences, even
to electric pronunciamentos and rheu.
matte tubes.
LAUNDRYMEN are the most humble
aud forgiving beings on earth. The
more cuffs YOU give them the more thew
will do for YOU
lied to her apron strings we say,
of Henpeckcd 10 Nirago matched:
Let her abuse him rs she may
Hc Still is very much attached
-Tcras sittingo.
New YORK Mamma-Whcre hayo
You Leen, my son? Young Blood-To
a bull-tight Mamma bull-fght?
Young Blood-Yaas, nav. I've been
down in Wall street.
"A DROP OF ink may mako m llion
think" says Byron. Yes, and it i, ant
to make one woman think enough for
the 'ther 9o9,99o when tho same drop
orn mcnts her carp t.
a LADY cornered her worser half by
asking: "Nly dear, if you can't really
drifk bad coffee without abusing me,
hoY is it that you drink bad beer with
out abusing the bar-keeper?" He sub
sldt q and drank the coffee.
Do You like winter, Mr.. Litewaite ?"
Not very much, Freddie. "Then
whv do you always so buggy riding on
n cold day?" ~ don't. What makes
you think so?" "Why, sister Clara
sal that it would be a cold day when
you offered to take any girl buggy rid
ing"
JAMES" said the druggist to the
boy, "if you can induce customer tc
purchase quaint ty of anyth ng by of.
fering him small discount you may
20 so. 1t is good business principle,
James, to turn your capital often. al.
though the margain of profit is not SC
large" Yes, sir" replied James, and
the proprietor went out to lunch. On
his return he learned with more or less
"atlsfac:ion, that Intelligent James had
induced customer who only wanted
one 2-cent postage stamp to buy the
entire stock at II cents apiece. -Ne,t
York San.
THE HIGH-BOuNDING DRoNCHo.
There was n young man who came out OF til,
| West
Cnme out from tho East that is shop-worn aut
bustcd,-
And much there occurred that troubled his rest
But chiefest of thoso was the broncho h,
trustcdl
For that broncho he bucked and that bronoh,
he tore,
He tipped up behind and he reared mp BEFORE
This seit-rsing broncho, this rip-snortin,
broncho,
This broncho which madc the young man 8,
disgustedl
He mounted tho crittor to take short ride
And tried to start off with Central Park tro.
But that broncho had cussodness stored in hi
hide,
And mentally whispered he guessed he woul,
notl
Then he crooked up his back with terrbl
hump,
Got up on his hind legs and proceeded to jump :
And tho young man shot through the atmos
pherc-
Away toward the armament calm and clear,
Far up among the stara on high,
That nightly wheel nthwart tho sky;
Up from this world OF doubt and care,
Up from whore bronchos pitch and .enr; =
This highfyipg young man, this sky-scrapin
young man,
This young man who mounted tho brouch
which seemed hung in the mir!
Dakota Bell.