Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-02-03

WOUNDED kNEE is the name of n now
Postonice In Shannon County, Dakota.
| N srArlsriciAN claims thoro N one Ill.
vorce 10 every four and half marriages.
LorrA, who upon the stage looks about
twenty years old, was forty the other day.
n FROZEN rabbit GU the rail nj Golden.
III, upseta handcar, breaking "A mans
leg.
| lnK number of idiots In the United States
Increased from 1887 in 1870 10 1885 in
1850.
| Inr United Labor party has put a FUN
municipal ticket in the field at Phiadel.
phla.
| BUSINESS in Bucnos Ayrcs is entirely
suspended owing TO the prevalence OF
cholera.
| Two citizens Of Canova, ID. T., ran foot
race through the snow the other night in
their bare feet
IHE remains Of Gambctta will soon bo
| removed to Paris and placed IN the vaults
of the Pantheon.
THERE is an Indian reservation of 1900
acres In North Carolina inh lbted by about
| 5000 Cherokees
IN ST Louis the other afternoon moro
than 10000 people turned out in "A body 10
hunt for ghost.
1T has been forty years since more than
one ballot has been required To elect "A u. \.
Senator in Indiana.
A NEw YoRK society lady has been Of.
Tered ~ 600 10 sign her name TO a patent
medicine indorsement
TnE merchants OF Savannah, Ga, pro.
| pose adopting business hours extending
from ga. m. 70 q p. IN.
JkffEhsoN DAVIS has been presented
with a cane cut from tree which shaded
him Mt the time of his surrender.
THE girls OF Peru, H., are said TO have
formed toboggan club, the members OF
which slide down Hill on barrel slaves.
A NEW SoRK paper suggests that the
dudes of that city be organized and sent "a
central Africa 10 the relief of Enin Bcy
The new artesian well now being bored
II Charleston, :. c., is over LOO feet deem
ALREADY, with diameter OF twelve inches.
BILL ARR" is delivering a series of lee
lures IN Mississippi for the benefit OF the
Confederate monument at jackson. Miss
THE wife OF Senator Stanford, OF Cali.
fornla, wore 100000 worth OF diamonds
and jewels at the late Presidential reccp.
tion.
THE Rothschlds, who now control all the
quicksilver mines in the world, are said 10
mines.
ANARCHIST SPIES says that sheriff Mat
sons refusal 20 allow him 20 wed Miss
Van zandt will "upset every throne in
Europe"
FRANCE is buying large timber tracts in
Alsace-Lorrainc, apparently for tho pur
pose OF building wooden barracks aionx
the frontier
THERE are rumors in London OF coming
divorce case in which the principal parties
will be the Princess Louise and the Mar
quis of Lorne.
CoRNELIUs Vanderbilt IL going into the
dairy business extensively on the farm i'm
Rhode Island which he recently bought
from August Belmont.
A MaN who imagined himself telephone.
and who has been trying for a year 90
shout "Hclloi' in his own ear, was sent 10
an asylum at Flatbush. l.. /.
THERE are at this time 1900 more manu-
featuring establishments in the Southern
States than in 1880, representing a cash in
vestment OF over sGO,OOo,OW
The highest spot inhabited by human be.
ings Is said 10 be the Buddhist cloister Of
Hanie, Thibet, where twcnty-one priests
live at an altitude OF 1900 feet
HENRY NJ. STANLEY has again started for
the dark" continent As he is backed by
strong army, the chances are that he In.
tends 10 change it's color 20 rcd.
1T is stated that Italy has declared it,
seventeen universities open TO women.
Switzerland, Norway, sweden and Den.
mark have taken similar action.
A YOUNG woman Of Lynn was recently
poisoned by the arsenic washed on 10 her
face from two birds on her bonnet while
she WAS riding during rain storm.
TnE son Of the Duchess de Galliera prob
ably bss the hncst collection Of postage
starnps in the world. IL fills 800 volume
and has cost him more than t3J0,OOO
THE teeth Of citizen Of North Strahavo,
Pa, are all double. lie can crack q wal.
nut, bite a two-penny nail in two or lift
quarter Of beef with hts teeth with case.
A NAUGHTY editor says "a new design
for the obelisk hats is 70 surrnount them
with a goose with outstretched wings
Hitherto the goose has been under tn
hat"
THE new State Department at Washing
ton has 80 rooms and cost t5OOO.OO The
new War Department has l7s rooms.
and cost t2JOOoOO. Tho b,lildinr has ~
windows.
THE city Of Milan has at last decided "
erect the long-waiting monument in honor
Of Napoleon III II was ready in 1873. but
It's erootio has been delayed bv factious
opposition.
JANAUsCHsE, the actress, is a victim Of
"i8" superstition. During her recent en-
gagcment ~ indianapolis she refused 70
occupy a room having the mystic number
above the door, eXclaiming: fsMein Got
you want 20 kill mcl" and no persuasion
could induce her 70 be- quartercd therein.
TEE eminent statistician, Edward Atkin-
son, has calculated that 10 would require
the labor Of 10000 men, women and chill.
dren 70 pay our annual pensions. The |
amount appropriated for that purpose this
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