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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03
Catechism for Young Mugwumps.
@. Who is President Cleveland?

9. Who is President Cleveland?
A. He is a great and good patriot.
q. Who are the members of the
Grand Army of the Republic?
\. They are bummers, blatherskites,
and unpatriotic persons.
q. Who went to the front to fight
the battles of the Union in 1861?
A. The members of the Grand Army
of the Republic.
Q. Did President Cleveland also go
to the front at that time?
A. He did not.
q. Who, then, is apt to be the better
Judge of patriotism and its better ex-
ponent-President Cleveland or the
Grand Army;of the Republic?
A. President Cleveland.
Q. Why?
A. Because mugwumps voted for
him.
q. What did President Cleveland do
in vetoing the bills providing pensions
for soldiers?
A. He exercised one of his constitu-
tional rights.
Q. What did the members of the
Grand Army of the Republic do in
criticising his veto? Did not they, too,
exercise one of their constitutional
rights-the right of free speech?
A. They traffcked in sectional hate.
q. 1t makes difference, then, whose
OK is gored, does it not?
A. 1t does, by large majority.
g. Was not the rebel flag order not
only illegal, but calculated to open the
bloody chasm?
A. 1t was.
Q. Why, then. do not the mugwumps
condemn President Cleveland for issu
ing that order?
A. Because they voted for Cleveland.
q. Why do the mugwumps excoriate
the members of the Grand Army Of
the Republic for sharply condemnine
the order?
A. Because their condemnation is @
reflect on on the man for whom the
mugwumps voted.
g. All the world loves brave man,
does it not?
A. 1t does.
q. Why, then, do not the mugwumps
ardly St. Louis letter?
A. Because the man that wrote it is
the man they voted for.
q. What do the mugwumps love to
call themselves and be called?
A. Independents.
q. Independence is thus seen to b,
a sweet and winning thing, is it not?
A. II is seen to be sweet and win
ming thing-too sweet and winning fol
ANYTHING. -NetD York Tribune.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03
The Passion for Gaming.

The extent to which the vice of
gambling prevails (fostered by preva-
lent habits of betting) is amazing. 1t
is equally the curse of high and low,
of the drawing.room and the drinking
saloon, of the board of trade and the
den of thieves. 1t fastens its fangs
with equal ferocity upon the cul-
tivated intellect and upon the
brutal slave of passion. One
would think that men who are sup
posed to respect themselves would
disdain to be amused by that which
delights the ofiscour ng of the earth,
that it would be impossible for them to
take pleasure in the pursuits of the out
costs of society. But the infatuation
of gambling seems TO degrade ali to the
same level. 1t is the devils ideal of
equality. Church.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

are all clothes, concoctions of elaborated
dry goods.
Our great grandmamma's dress may
have been intensely appropriate for the
stately measures of the minuet of her day,
but 1887 modes suit better the mad whirl-
irg waltz of o-day's society ladies'.
Now neatness reigns; then profuseness
held sway. Now it is trimness; then It
was elaboration. Gone are all the ruffles
and frizzes, the buttons and buckles with
which grandmamma fascinated and grand
papa oyerawed.
That stately gentleman may have existed
comfortably in his gewgaws in the days of
the quiet succeeding the Revolutions; but
how would he have looked arrayed in them
to-day? Wouldn't he be pretty target
taking his place in the Wheat Pit" on
Change? Can you imagine that hat on the
back of his head? those slender fingers
shaking wildly aloft? Never
This column has been chivalrousy de-
voted to the ladies; their savings, doings,
and wearings have been faithfully recorded
in it, and the gentlemen left to themselves:
but this appears an opportune time to dwell
upon few circulating falllcies concerning
them.
We have be IN led to believe that men,
happy creatures, had only to have their
shoes we'll BACKED, their hands well gloved,
and their hats spick and spanly shiny to be
well dressed. There has been a delusion
accepted that the lords of creation were too
preoccupied, too care-woln with the
duties of life, which are supposed to
consist chiefly in hustling around for
the dear femnines of their families, to
pause and make note of what Thomas,
Richard, or Henry may assert to be the
correct articles of apparel. Such ideas are
bosh.
Is there any one so guileless as for an
instant TO believe this man, dressed as We
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

lost one OF her galoshes In the mud. He
is to be pitied, not condemned.
But to return. We cannot concede any
thing but that men like to be we'll dressed
Just as much as women.
They adopted the suggestion of clothing
at the same time, if we can rely on history,
and they have sold even in the pools ever
since.
We have 40 authority for surmisng that
Adam did not splutter around just as lively
as Eve hunting the best leaves. Eve may
have gotten the finest and fanciest of the
stock in trade, but Adam was not lacking
in trying his best. She simply had her
eyes wider open. OF course she had, or she
never would have gotten the apple first
THE LATEST FOR WOMEN.
"Look over there" whispered the man
ager of large drygoods store 10 a Chicago
reporter, "and l will show you the latest
wrinkle OF the trade. See that remarkably
stylish young woman over ut the parasol
counter-the handsome one in the drab
costume, with bunch of jack roses at her
corsage? Well, you'd think she was the
wife or daughter OF some prosperous mer-
chant or other we'll to- do person, wouldn
you? She's none of these, though. She
is employed 10y - a Co., and it's her
business simply to circulate among the
drygoods stores and exhibit her pretty
costumes. OF coarse she tells all the ac-
quaintances she picks up at tie different
counters and she picks up any amount of
them, most women being extremely To-
quaclous to everybody in sight while shop
ping-just who her milLners are. She
never buys ANYTHING except what she needs
for her own use, all of which her employ
ers pay for. Season ru-her' is the name
applied to this latest product of drygoo1s
civilization, her busin SIS being TO exhibit
the very latest agony in summer and sub
sequently fall wear. successful season
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03
For aker and Powell.

Governor Foraker and Tom Powell, his
Democratic competitor, were college class
mates, and are warm personal friends. But
this vii not prevent Mr.. Foraker admins
terino to Mr.. Powell the handsomest Dress
ing down of his life.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03
The SniyeIiny Hypocrites.

Denver Republican: Will the mug
wumps continue their hypocritical sup
port of Cleve and in face of his spoils
policy? Probably. Mugwump politi-
clans are even more dishonest than
those of the two great parties whom
they affect to despise.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

With the nominations as made only satisfnc-
ton was expressed after the conveD ton al :
ionrped. IL generally admitted that n
stronger ticket as n whole could not have been
nominated. What sort Of campaign is likely to
be carried en- this fall and what shape the State
will be in for the campaign for the Presidential
year fnav BIO judged from the following brief
biographies:
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03
Bad Begins and Worse Remains Be-
hind.

Minneapolis Tribune: The Presi-
dent has started out so well in the
matter of blunders that great things
are expected of him during the dog
daya
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

"MY dear, you must set your cap for
old Tubal Asset and break mp the match
between him and that imbecllic Arabella
McFlopley. "Why, ma, when was little
you taught me never to NEEDLE with
matches, and now l am afraid of them. -
Chicago Ledger.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

"SoME professional Washers must have
been here this evening"" said Flipkins, as
he gazed at an empty hat-rack in the hall
of friend where he had been making q
call. why so?" asked his host. "All the
hats appear TO be lifted. "-Chica0o Led
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03
Facility in Getting Himself Dislikcd

New York Sun: We hear it said that
Mr.. Cleveland is very popular, and yet
nearly every act of his which has led
forth any noticeable criticism has out
ragged some great but comparatively
voiceless popular sentiment.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

AN animal when it is sick Graves for
solitude; whereas the human being.
on the contrary, is only happy when he
car, make his suiferings public.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

SOME men are, IN regard to ridicule,
like tin-roofed buildings in regard to
hail; all that hits them bounds rafting
of, not stol lie goes through.-Beechsr.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03
that procures the finished de-

supervision tnev procures inc nnisheu uo-
tail.
Why in creation do they try to make US
believe they don't? Ii is assuredly thing
to be condemned in them. Men are self
respectful, and having quick eyes and steady
nerves in business. have just as rapid an
intelligence and quiet purpose to be we'll
dressed, and modishly. too.
As rule, they prefer TO patronize good
tailor, by whom, or at whom, they can
swear. and whose bills they can settle ut
stated intervals. with the cheering rehec-
ton that the money IL well spent; but still
they do their own selecting, and stamp
their characters " on their or els.
We always feel like doing little m 8
sionary work among men who impress US
as cai eless in this regard. well-to do
man in a shocking hat. ont OF date or in
date; in coat unbuttoned that should be
fastened, meets with our COMMUNICATION rs
heartily as the woman whose hustle has
sid over on one hip, or another who has
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

rusber must be woman of intellect, edu-
cation. and refinement. MS we'll as a certain
amount of good looks. There are only
two of them in the city, so far as l know.
Our house hasn't caught on vet, though L
expect it will. The idea came from New
York, though probably emanating original
ly from Paris"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

The burden of song is the being
obliged to sit still and listen to il.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1887-08-03

Subject of lesson for August IA, sThe BE
attitudes. Matt 3: l-l6
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cures nausea, weakness of stomach, indi-
geston, bloating and eructations of gas.
AS q soothing and strengthening
nerytme, !" Favorite Prescription" is UNI
sqdaiied and is invaluable IN ~aiiaying and
snDduing v ~excitability, ~irritability,
exhaustion, ~prostration, hysteria, spaEms
and other distressing, nervous symptoms
commonly attendant upon functional and
organic disease of the womb. 1t induces
refreshing sleep and relieves mental anx-
iety and despondency.
Br. Pterce's EnvOrite Prescription
IS q legitimate medicine, carefully
compounded by an experienced and skillful
physician, and adapted to womanis delicate
organization. 1t is purely vegetable in it's
composition and perfectly harmless in its
effects in any condition Of the system.
@ERvOrite Prescription p Is q posi-.
tive cure Tor the most complicated and
obstinate cases of leucorrhea, or whites"
excessive flowing at monthly periods. pain-
Iful menBtruation, unnatural suppressiong,
prolapBus or falling Of the womb, weak
back, "female weakness" anteverEion, re-
troversion, ~bearing-down sensations, chron-
10 congestion, inflammation and ulceration
OF the womb, inflammation. pain and ten-
derness IN ovaries, accompanied with IN
ternal heat"
-
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THE OUTGROWTH OF "A VAST

The treatment of many thousands of cases
OF those chronic weaknesses and distressing
ailments peculiar to females, at the Inyalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute. Buffalo. N. ".
has Afforded & vast experience Id nicely
adapting and thoroughly testing remedies
Tor the cure Of Woman's peculiar maladies.
Dr. Rferccss EawOrfte RrescraDtfOm
is the outgrowth, or result. Of this Great
and valuable experience. Thousands Of
testimonials, received from patients and
nom physicians who have tested It in the
more aggravated and obstinate cases which
had bafied their skill, prove IL TO hs5he
most wonderful remedy ever devised for
the rehef a cure OF suffering women. 1t
Is not recommended q q i" ~cure-alL," but
as a most perfect Specific for Yoman's
peculiar ailments.
As q powerful, fnvtas0raffuw H0nfc.
1t imparts strength to the whole svsfem
n to the uterus, or womb and ffs an
p~endages, in particular. For overworked
"worn-out," rundown" debilifated teach,
Sc, mnlneLst dressmakerR, seamstresse0,
erg, and feeble women 0eneral1v mr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription is fhe great,
est earthly doom, being llnequalled as an
aPpetlzlng cordlal n restorative tonic. lt
p1VMotes algesron anu assimilation Of food,
Address. WORLDS DTSPI
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Starting twenty-five years ago as a
young medical practitioner in Buffalo, n.
l., DR.. R. V. Pierce has been rapidly com
ing, hand over nand, up the ladder OF fame
and prosperity. To-day his name stands
as a guarantee Of personal honor and pro-
f]cssional skill, and the Invalids' hotel and
Surgical Institute over which he presides,
with mastery judgment, is universally
known and recognized as the leading health
resort in the land.
DR.. Pierce may truthfully be said to com
mand the markets OF the world, for his
proprietary medicines, the Golden Medi'
cal discovery" "Favorite Prescription"
and Pleasant PurgatiVe Pellets, " are sold
in quantities, not only in Eng,
land, Ireland, Scotland and other Euro
pean Countries, but also in India, South
Africa, South America, Australia and
other far-distant lands. This e%xtraordin-
airy measure OF success has been attained
by DR.. Pierce and his Family Medicines,
because under the ordeal Of years OF public
scrutiny they have withstood the test and
are to-day rated by all as tried and
trusty."
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4

In pregnancy, " Favorite Prescription >
s a "mother's cordial" relieving nausea,
weakness of stomach n other distressing
symptoms common to that condition. IL
its use is kept up 10 the latter months OF
CESSATION, Ii so prepares the system for de-
livery as to greatly lessen, and many times
almost entirely do away with the sufferings
OF that trying ordeal.
9EawOrfte PregcriptfOms7 when taken
in connection with the use of DR.. PierceH
Golden Medical Discovery, and small l&1a-
tive doses Ut DIR. Pieroe's Purgative Peaasets
Mittle Liver fllal, cures Liver, Kidney and
Bladder diseases Their combined use also
removes blood faints, and abolishes cam
cerous and scrofulous hunors from the
system.
1FavOrite Prescription Is the only
medicine for women sold, by drQgE1ste,
under a positive guarantee, from the
manufacturers, that 1t viii give HatisfRc-
ton in every case, or money VIII De re-
funded. This guarantee has been printed
the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully car
ried out for. many years. large DOttloH
400. doses) e1sOO, or SIX DouAea o
Send ten cents IN stamps for DR..
picree's large. illustrated Treatis5 1e4
on Diseases Of Women.
e63 main street, BUFFALOs N. Es
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usstui and Hurtfui ardleine,.

There is a certain class Of remedies for consti-
nation absolutely useless. These are boluses
and potions made in great part of podophyllin,
oIoes. rhrbarb, gamboge, and other worthless
ingredients. The damage they do to the stom-
arhs of those who use them Is incalculable.
They ~evacuate the bowels, it is true, but always
do so violently and profusely, and besides, grippe
the bowels. Their effect is to weaken both them
and the stomach. Better far to use the agree
able and salutary aperent, Hostetter's Stom-
Icb Bitters, the laxative effect Of which is never
preceded by pain, or accompanied by aconvul-
aNe, violent action of the bowels. On the con-
trary, it invigorates those organs, the stomach
and the entire system. AS q means of curing
and preventing malarial fevers, no medicine can
compare with it, and it remedies nervous debili-
~, rheumatism, kidney and bladder inactivity,
and other inorganic ailments.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-04

Many a case supposed to be radical lung
disease is really one OF liver complaint
and indigestion, but, unless hat diseased
liver an be restored to healthy action, it
will so clog the lungs with corrupting mat
ter as to bring on their speedy decay, and
then indeed we nave consumption, which
is s~crofula OF the lungs, in its worst form.
Nothing can be more happily calculated to
MP this danger in the bud than is DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" By
druggists.
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Is the sum Or. Pierce offers for the dotec
ton OF any calomel, or other mineral poi
son or injurious drug, in his Justly celebrat-
ed Pleasant Purgative Pellets. They
are about the size OF a mustard seed, there
fore easily taken, while their operation is
unattended by any gripping pain. Bilious
ness, sick-headache, bad taste in the
mouth, and iaundice, yield at once before
these little giants" Oiyour druggist.
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For Neuralgia take Aliens Iron Tonic
Bitters. All genuine bear the signature OF
j. P. Allen, Druggist, st. Paul, Mimi.
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No cut rates about this.-Only to answer
the constant call for a good and low priced
cough and Group remedy do we now in.
troduce our Aliens Lung Balsam in three
sizes, 25c., Soc, and $1.00 a bottle at all
druggist Is.
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The "Favorite Prescription" of DIR.
Pierce cures female weakness and kim
dred affections. By druggists.
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Fredericktown, Mo-, had a heavy earth
quake shock recently.
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The Rugg block at Haverhill, Mass, was
burned. Loss, 800. 600; we'll insured.
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The president has approved fifty-seven
private pension bills since Monday.
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Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable
to use. II is not q liquid or q snuff. 50cts.
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Five Hundred Dollars

Mrs. Ulysses s.. Grant is visiting Senator
and Mrs. Stanford in Washington.
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PURE Con Liver on made nom selected livers
ON the ses~shore, by CAsWELL, HAZARD Il Co,
New York. 1t is absolutely p ure and sweet
Patients who have once taken 1t prefer 1t to all
others. Physicians have decide d 1t superior to
any OF the other oils in market.
CHAPPED HANDS, FACE PIN LES, and rough
Skin cured by using JUNIPER TAR SOAP, madeby
CAswELL, HAZARD Il co. New Y ork.
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Tried and TrnstY.

Willard Collins was killed at Sioux Falls
hY the accidental discharge OF O shotgun.
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Is 1t Really -ConsumptlOnl

The opera house at Columbus, O., was
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PmwzmmMm- NJ u n Aroao.~ . mr. :, I.
ID PHYSICIANS Esst Botos, flass. says: Fiy eoe syeas ag 81
- vas o dreadful sufferer from uterine troubles.
FkltEU- Having exhausted the skill OF three ply
sicians. i was completely discouraged, and 20
weak l could with difficulty cross the room
alone. i began taking DIR. PiercesS Favorita Prescription and
using the local treatment recommended in his Common Sense
Medical Adviser / commenced to improve at once. In three
months / was perfectly cured, ard have had no trouble since. /
wrote g letter to my family paper, briefly mentioning how my
health had been restored, and offering to send the full particulars
TO. any one writing me for them. and enclosing q stdmped-en-
getope tr reply. i have received over four hundred letters,
In reply, / have, described my case and the treatment used,
and nave earnestly advised them to do likewise From q great
many have received second letters OF thanks, stating that they
nad commenced the. use OF sFavorite Prescription had sent the
$6g required. for the Medical adviser and had applied the
local treatment SO fully and plainly laid down therein. and were
much better alreadY.n
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TREATING THE WRONG DISEASE.

s they imagine, one from dyspepsia, another from heart disease,
austion or prostration, another with pain here or there, and in
nd Indifferent, or over-busy doctor. separate and distinct diseases,
such, when,i in reality, they are all only symptoms caused by some
ong treatment and consequent complications. proper medicine,
have entirely removed the disease, thereby dispelIng all those
misery.
Ter oIo A Marvellous Cure Mrs. GF sPRAGqEa
h J6kluuS 4 OF CTBStdhHMTchs writes; Il was troubled with
nA female weakness, leucOrrhea and falling of the
4 NnnTnpN \ womb for seven years, SO / had to keep my bed
SOoIOnOs for q good part Of the time. I.doctored with an
- army of different physicians and spent large sums
Of money, but received no lasting beneht, AT last my husband
persuaded me 70 Try. your medicines, which 1 was loath to DO,
because 4 was prejudiced against them, and the doctors said
they would do me no good I finally told my husband that IL
ne would get me some of your medicines, / would try them
against the advice Of my physician. He got me six bottles Of the
.kayorlte Prescription also six bottles of the Discovery for
ten dollars. [ took three bottles of Discovery and four of
years then gave the balance Of the medicine tom sister, who
was troubled in the same way, and she cured herself in a short
four years"
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sksAAr STtrpy secq,re a business Education b.
HUME mail. ]. @. Bryant's College, Buffalo, N. Y.
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| TIE GREATEST
| EARTHLY Boon.

The Favorite Prescription
poor suffering women.