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The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18
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La ~@FA&fUS, JuSQud bts- NAhIttuslIt0
Plusieurs steamboats, Won't plus loin,
jusqu'a Pont Breaux. a Is miles de
distance, ct meme au-dela, a la ionc.
ton du bayou F~uselier, 20 Ia, les ba.
teaux plats tombent dams lie bayou Yer.
million, a Is miles al'ouest. D'autres
bateaux plats remontent meme jusqu'a
la source du Teche, a Is miles plus
loin. C'estla que ce bayouIreeoitles eaux
du Courtableau qui est presque ton.
jours navigable ct Sc d6verse dams la
grande riyiere Atchafalaya, IN des de-
pouches du Mississippi, a25. miles au-
dessous de la source du Teche.
Toute la region, lie long dn Teche,
content des terres sucrieres tres riches.
ii va Ia beaucoup de-propri6t6s qui
pourraient Fendre leurs cannes a la
tonne. Meme aVec les prix actuels,
qui sont 81 peu 6leves, les r6coltes dom
neront encore IN b6nefice dan moins
25 pour cent.
Pour commencer par 10 source du
T8che, ancien d6bouche de la riviere
Rouge, la premiere usine pourrait Sc
tablir d Port Barry, on lie Conrtableau
Sc joint au T8che. Des bateaux plats
y transporteraient facilement les can
mes des habitations eny~ironnantes ; an
raisnt stre t-ransnartsea d~;ractan,ant
das cI,amna any hafaaTv niats snr los
havona IN a servirait AZ natits -
m%oronanrs nour act;var Ia s-erv;ca "a
asra~Ssaa.r ~
~ Tns -
go1ctlon uu Aecno eb W nuselieF, q
La,sli "a un moulin o CO.
9 don1 ies apparehs &c Ia machine
YapeuF pouEEalenG serVlr, pendant Ia
salson, la ronialson
9 2 uslle serais place.
centFe asune contfee rlcne en- terres
2 cannesset eh pols, eG surtont admIra-
uleMsns q Elie oonneralt une
INFUSION ct pro-
~IeIectlon d,au.
es5DlssSalenss seI.Diapies.
~ 1Yns eau Ia 9
slepis asins' caesga 0are 9 olx miles
pius Das.
~ e a w : 8 olsnaatsinsils ~ miles
x ss;na rant.a,a -.
~ asane g5llIaie pres de Loreau-
saile g = l LILIES Plus pas, SUI 70 grand
s = ~ .ech5, Gohhu soasie de
] ausse pointe. = y en oeJa une en-
laIe. esIlo " ~. harslH Cnlids,
" poa1Iaas oeeupIer sa capacise.
~ - p.us g.anue ue touIes aIaNou-
xelie1ApeIie Yili6 ue Plus ae 5,3UO IA
ayane ues Voles oe transport
aans soutes les dlreetlons deux par
sag.s e, asa S,is ~ ue isI.
- ID AHE4HGxI fHEaE &A6 - 4O L
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

C'est assez pour degouter les cochons
de la vie: le gouvernement francais
Went de contractor avec une maison
de conserves de chicago pour 8 1900, 900
livres de viande en- ~boites-soit 1850
tonnes. CONNIE c'est pour l'usage de
Parm6e, le cochon AMERICAN pent en-
core caresser respoir d'entrer en- Ale
magne en- dept de Bismarck.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

William A. Wheeler, qui fat vice.
president d p6poque on Hayes e~xercaai'
La pr6sidence, est mort le A d sa resi-
dance de Malone, N. Y.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

lie gouyernement francais trouve
commode de Sc debarasser de ses for
cats en- nous les envoyant, parait.il, ct
sit6t qu'ils sont There's en- Nouvelle-Ca.
ledonie on lenr facilite les moyens de
so rendre d San Francisco. ii faut es-
pSrer que notre gouvernement vera a
v METRE order.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

Lawrence Donovan, qui a saute du
pont de Brooklynn ct aussi du pont
suspendu aux Ckutes du Niagara, s'est
jet6 dimanche du pont de Londres dams
10 Tamise. III aFefns6 de laisser faire
une Collecte pour lni en- disant quill a
saut6 supplement en- l'honneur du jn-
bile de la refine. II a rintention de
sauter du pont suspendu de Bristol, d
Clifton. lie pont lie plus 6lev6.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

Arthur Hornblower, qui 6tait tr6so-
rier dune corporation a Heboken, a dis
parn la semaine derniere-sans jouer de
In trOmpette cette fois.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

sit steamer Queen Oity, voya-
Ngur le T8che, a brule la semaine
mere d 10 Nouvelle- Orleans on il
aait On ~r6paration.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

and hrs. 0Itnn have seyeral-child
ou1U uun calibtUu e To-. pOtfe
6 engin formidable lancera un pro-
lie du p0ids de 1914 livres, a l'aide
ne charge dc 1869 livres de poudre,
! une v6locit6d de 2090 pieds par secon-
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

Plein d'id6es de vengence, lie negre
Sam Bays s'6tait embusqu6 samedi
soir sur les bords du feuve en- face de
Fulton Tenn, pour tuer deux ennemis
qui devaient passer par la mais lie
miserable, par erreur, a tue deux au-
tres persOnnes.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

Sherman travaille Achievement pour
SO faire choisir CONNIE candidat d la
pT6sidsnce, mais il paraitrait que les
Republicans preferent Blaine, qui est
perti pour pEurope.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18
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Ben Butler, fatigue de subir des de-
faites, annonce quill SO retire do la po-
litique jnsqu'a CO que la neeessite-lire
Ia chance d'avoir nDe %place-ry fasse
Fentrer.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

Herr Krupp est en- train de forger un
canon bien superieur q celui de 10
tonnes dop< son 81 6 n
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fOPYING of all kinds done on the TYNE.
~ writer at ten tl01 centsa folio Of one hun.
FOR further particulars apply at the Office
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radagick Hermann I'M Allemand,
EEURhnnant Il IL --afsm;rr &c.

zottenant d Ia religion 6van-
geilque Mth6rienne, await 6p0use b
cashOllque et wyatt en- paix avee ellie,
sans jamais discuEer des m6rites des
deux religions. Les deux premiers en-
fants qu'ils current recurent le bapteme
luth6rien mails le troisieme Giant ve-
nus la mere pensa quill 6tait temps
Qu'olle eut son tour ct fit secretement
baptiser 10 petit par IN pr8tre catholi-
que. Hermann ayant sn celia iundi est
devenu ton DO colAre &c apres ayoir as
s1mna6 ea femme avec une briQue, il d
coupe IL Dot de l'enfant cathoIique,
puis le sieu.
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18
Les Usines centrales.

LIE Sugar Bowl and Farm Journal,
Nouvelle Iberie, p~aroisse Iberie, du II
JUN:
Nous continuous a indiquer les en-
droits on Pom pourrait etablir des usines
centrales. Sur lie bayou Vermilion, il
y a place pour trois Oh quatre grandes
usines. Nous montrerons, plus tard,
les avantages qu'offrent les localities au
milieu desquelles conlent deux cnkars
a 90 miles de distance-le Ver-
million ct lie fameux bayou Esche-nnA
The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

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bearing your full address.
Send Postal Notes. Express Money Orders,
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The Opelousas courier., 1887-06-18

Une bourge0ise renvoie sa seryante !:
Lorsque cele eli . etc pay6e, elle ap
pelie le CHEN de son ancienne patronne
ct lni jetant une piece de monnaie
ITEMS, Azor, VOLTA ton compile.
Cue faitessvous done la d9manda
la ma1tresse.
Madame, depnis deux mois que ,ie
suis q yotre service, c'est Azor qui d
tonjours lave vos assiettes, ct il est
Juste que je lui paie son travail.
Tete de Ia honrgeoise
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05

There was an interesting race In the Bots.
writes a Paris correspondent. The con.
tcstants were on horseback, and wCrC three
IN number. In spite OF the fact tina, Tie
hols Is not laid out for racing the race WAS
immensely interesting and eAcil.ng-to The
cOnto tanls, ii not 90 these who CHANGED t.
hc thc spectators The goal was magis
tratc's Office bat the parties TO the race
were not criminals. The Baron ChaMici
is one OF the richest men in Paris. lie j.
an enthusiastic Aor>cman. and when his
daughter LsiClle came TO Il proper age.
which was not long ago, he made arrange
mcnls 10 have her instructed i'm equestrian
ism. lie employed the best teacher OF thC
ar- of riding known in the city--a tan,
blonde young fellow, niCknamed the "sir
rap man. lie had orders TO supply III,
young lady with horse and escort Whenever
She should desire to ride, for tAc
Baron could not think IL possible ioi
anybody TO oycrd' the practice of riding
i'm the saddle. But presently he got warn
ing that the young lady, who seemed all
devoted 10 cQucsirianlsm, was really inter
csted in another direction. and the baron
deemed it the proper thing 10 order the
s,irrup man TO discontinue hls lessons. HC
rode rode ont into thc Bots for the pur.
pose of affecting this. lie met his daughter
ut The beginning of the Queen Margaret
road. She was evidently enjoying the
day, and, so, too, was her hIed escort.
The baron put spurs 10 his horse, and the
young people, seeming a disagreeable in.
tcryicw, turned about and did lik wise.
That WAS the lightning of the race, The
stirrup man proved that Ac had been "a
thorough instructor for lie and his tail
Duuil OUtstTlpugQ the CNDCriCnCcl baron
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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05

ono htf acre of ground, ar-c tw0-story
E.u-c, Stone ANA iricit iHuuttt Iu, good CeluT
aad ...fcrn aud wei wafer. The place has
some une trult trees uI 10 ana ia we'll Iocaicd
gcClu-- OBJ. river. Price, $iaU. ono quart
ooWuaud tLc balance ou time q suit puroh-
0ser.
Price &-iocash or 500 with one quarter paid
down. a new hDa-nttuu corner i1i. ou Cur
uutt, addition. 10 IL now yaCart. and we are
REFUSING 90 rent 81 in order that the purchaser
may have immediate possession.
Sa-l is Che price of "a corner House aud two
lots POO t.!tuu. lloue can 5g occupied by two
tamlic-. good we'll
$3.50 is the priceof two story House aud
lot iu Eyton.
SIWwulbuy Gr-,-clas.. Hotcl end Board
iaE house. Parties can give good reasons for
wanting to SELL
q,,oau, Lotsou which u.s. largo house ana
barn price 500. .f2l down, aud the remain
der u thr years at per cent
Oucu quarter acre corner lot. Good house fin-
i-bcd aHd uiastarod except ono room mp Stair.
and Tint coIct small frame barn ANA good
wlll. Price St11, about 50 down.
Two l0t- on G'r-etts addition. Price Slej
ouch iupTorcWl ut- ON luls adiuurniug.
Good Dl-Hburhool
s.-0cH.h I0Vn. win buy "a tWo story House
ON CORNER AND tNu lots u,Ir ihc Hupti-, church
Good cI-trru. poo Ntu but water near VIII
sell uH time at larger hguto
FIG08. 4 resident ou the west side of state
street. u...r slulIuriuH. For iiur homo this
place can not be- cNce.ei tor Che usncy.
no rycu,Ncr rou uousE AND LOT ~ ALMA.
Uou-euu1 Dao acre oi land with orchard in
,.. ....II.rr. g. d.. Nf-h Do f.... tho t,,,.fft,r
ssqa. Ihpro is % Mort .age au 90 of $500
uaCrp furu imfiUe north ct irurluln-vOod
lcr lfuueo. Tho pIHcu it worth between $50
luI eoJI: mort ft.o uu lt OF Ed.
PuceEto0. 10 aer. a. .aud miles from
Se8r--fafiln. =. gcu-tt county, Mich D. uCrcs
cicarcl, ID ucrpa ri rHpd .au, iiuucrgl with
beach and maple, frame house with log burn
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05
How to nunt ,Gatnrs.

The only way to hunt alligators with
any chance OF success is TO 20 ON "a dark,
still night. three or more i'm "a boat ono
man sits in the bow with a btll acFc lau-
tern fixed on his hat 90 shine in their eyes.
and armed with rifle or shotgun. A
second man sits close behind him with a
harpoon. and number three paddles the
boat noiselessly along the shore.
No one speaks, as the allCators arc
supposed 20 be able to hear the least viii,
per. When the man with the lantern
''shines" one, he directs the paddicr by
signs, and the boat is sent steadily toward
it. and a bullet or "a charge Of buckshot is
sent crashing through its head from as
short range rs possible. Number tWo
then takes the gun and hands number enc
the harpoon. which hc drives into The
alligator before il sinks il is then hauled
alongside, and the head is taken, % be
aftcrward buried and allowed To- rot until
the teeth fall out The teeth are good
ivory and make handsome ornaments
when well mounted
When they arc harpO0ned, before they
arc quite dead, the huge reptiles will some
times give little play; but, as the range
Is so close il is almost impossible TO miss
and after q shot they are generally too
sick to do more than splash with their
tails till all in The boat are soaked.
A great deal depends on the man Who
paddles, for if he does not make "a straight
course-a difficult thing 20 do in an Uu-
wieldy, hat-bottomcd b0at-and ii the
light Is taken of the eyes for second, or
the least splash is made, the alligator will
20 down. There are lots of small ones,
from foot and half TO two feet long.
and their eyes shine just as large and
bright as do those Of one twelve feet long.
The shortest rciguing monarch IS In,
Emperor of China, who is only feet high
Emperor William, Of Germany, is the
tallest being just feet in height. Prince
Albert, Of Germany, nephew Of the I'm
pcror, is 6 feet q inches high, ana thC
Emperor OF Russia , feet II inches. Ih'
fullest man among Eastern nations j.
Chang, the Eastern giant, who IS feet
inches high The tallcst European Il
Winckclmeier, young Austrian, whe
measures : feet inches Ia stature.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05
Excitement in Texas.

Great excitement has been caused in the
vicinity of Paris, Tex. by tho remarkable
recovery of Mr.. j i. Corley, who was so
helpless he could moi turn in bed, or raise
his head; everybody said he was dying Of
CONSUMPTION. \ tlial bottle OF d.. Kings
New Discovery was sent him. Fi-dlng
relief, he bought large hottie and a box
OF DR. Kings New Live Pills; ~ he time
he had taken two boxes of pills and two
bottles OF the Discovery, he was well and
gained in flesh 3G pound. Trial bottles
OF this Great Discovery at = :. Wcbb's
Drug Store. ,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05
we are Anxious.

That every young ludy shculi know
w0at delicate ard harm ess beaulder il
10 be found i'm Hamilton S Oriental Balm.
It's absolutely harmless, amp makes the
complexion so soft and brllient, SO surely
removes all tan and lrccklcs that one need
only t. give il a trial 10 be convinced of
lbs merits. Ony 80 cents per bottle.
Sold by B. s. Mehh.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05

The rrc,tirst lady in Alma and others
should MT allow cough 10 run Ufe Al
oace kcmp's Basam, which we guarantee
10 cure. Price 90 cents and Sl0o Trial
size free. b. :. Webb
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05

On and reliable Medicine5 arc the best
~ M todepcnd upon. Ackcr's Blood FL
izir has been prescribed for years for all i'm
purities ofthe Blood. Inevery form Of Scrof-
ulous, Syphilitic or Morcurial diseases, it is
invaluable. Tor rheumatism, has no equal.
sol b. y ; Webb.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05

his is rilht SIC p leyc i'm selling
only the best, and have secured the ageney
FIR kemp's Pile SuppositorieS No treat
meat ike for Piles. Success unlucstioned.
Price cents. Il. s. Webb. 6.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05
Health VIII Follow.

The use OF Pamlee's Hop, Iron and
Bucha Buffers. They promote sleep end
ailay nervousness, trey tone up and
sircnglhen the system, without exciting
the br nm, as do most olhcr slimulcnts.
They othe and re,t the iaring nerves,
and calm the irritable rpd jadcd system.
They ere prepared from the purest mat
er.als and are The best IN dicinc YOU can
use for res oring hcalil and strength.
Try hen 30 CT. per bottle. sod 10y
Il. 5 Webb
NO\SN triio with any Throat CT
N'StS y Lung Disease. If you hayo
q Cough or Cold, or the children arc
threatened with Group Whooping Cough,
use Acker's English Remedy and prevent
further trouble. IL IS positive cure
and we guarantee it. 4 Price 10 and 50c
Sold 10y b $. Webb.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05

kenp's lie Supposito.ies cure where
nll other treatmcn fail Price Soc per
box. Sold by b >. Webb
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05
WE voNsON Why Elhyys A Si'aIs

i5 warranted, Is because It is the best
Blood Preparation known. 1t will posi-
lively cure all Blood Diseases. puriies tho
whole system, and thoroughly builds up tho
constitution. Remember, wo guarantee it.
Sold by y. 5. webb.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1887-08-05

nv M\0NNS fhlg@y'' A nsSS
Soother at hand. 1t is tho only safe
medicine yet made that will remove all
infantile disorders. 1t contains aa0 Opium
or Morphine, but gives tho child natural
case from pain. Price % cents. Sold by
Sid ~ b. ;. Webb.
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oUftf ChUCNLto.

Out in Kansas the potatoes are 10 prolific
that after filling the ground full. they climb
up on the potato tops and grow there-that
is. II Won can believe anything Kansas
farmer says Springfield Union,
"Confound it. muttercd Shakespeare's ghost
as il fi,ted through Tgnatius Donnelly's sane
tum, "why couldn't they have stirred up all
this discussion about Bacon and me while
was IA theatrical manage" Merchant
Traveller.
When Jenny Lind visitei this country
Boston man paid 500 for seat 10 Dear her
sing Some persons regard this rs a pretty
steep price for single admission Int more
extraVagani prices are in vogue nowadays.
Only last week a New York man paid - to
see Mr.. Potter act Norristown Herald
An exchange SAYS: "Neyer 80 into the
water after a hearty meal" We don't. We
90 20 the restaurant after it-Philadelphia
Call
A counterfeit gum is on the market. That
is nothing strange when false teeth are con-
,ider>l-Ncw Orleans Picayune.
Family Man 10 family physicianl-i wish
you would give me my bill for professional
services during the past six months doctor
Family Physician making out bilj-Ihe
amount is very small Mr. Smith. / am
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There is a peculiarty about the Irish SER
want girl which may have occurred to YOU.
der cousins arc all of the masculine gender.
The Epoch.
If you drop your collar button there IS one
aire method Of finding it, After you have
hauled the bureau across the room to look
under il, then replace the furniture and put
On pair of heavy shoes, start 10 walk across
the room, and before you have taken three
steps YOU VIII step on the collar button and
unash 10 all 20 pieces. Dansville Breeze.
''shan / sing for you. George, some simple
ballad. dear, attned 20 the dcathless love "e
bear each otherT she asked, and her manner
Indicated how gladly she would do anything
for George Eyes. sweetheart, replied
George. in a low, sweet tone, "sng Darling,
{ am growing old The Epoch.
"An unfortunate mistake occurred in last
weeks edition, plaintivoy mutters u Custer
>ountv paper I'VE referred to DR. Taken,
candidate for sheriff on the opposition ticket,
asa 'rongh hewn diamond Ii should have
been 'ruaanly demon We trust our readers
sill forgive the mistake EO Omaha Bee
"The climate Of New Jersey is salubrious,
Is IL note he asked "SalubI0us" repeated
.he enthusiastic citi1eu of that state why,
stranger, We have mosquitoes ia January W.
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