The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-07-09

elan or an inventor, but you would not do well as poet. You have all the keen sensibility and strong passion of poet, but you haven't the hair. Do not try pocsy.
 ''ln the future 1 see you very pros porous. You are on the lecture plat form speaking. Large crowds of peo- pie are jostling each other at the box office and trying to get their money back.
 "Then I see you riding behind a flexible horse that must have cost a large sum of money. You are smok- ing cigar that has never been in use before. Then Venus bisects the orbit of Mars and I see you going home with your head tied up in lap robe, you and your spirited horse in the same ambulance"
 But do you see anything for me in the future, Madame La Foy?" asked. taking my feet off the table, the better to watch her features; "anything that would seem to indicate political prefer ment, a reward for past services to my country, as it were?"
 "No, not clearly. But wait mo- ment. Your horoscope begins to get little more intelligent. I see you at the door of the senate chamber. You are counting over your money and looking sadly at schedule of prices. Then you turn sorrowfully away and decide to buy seat in the house in- stead. Many years after I see you in the senate. You are there day after day attending to your duties. You are there early, before any one else, and see you pacing back and forth, up and down the aisles, sweeping out the senate chamber and dusting off the seats and rejuvenating the cuspidors." :"
 "Does this horoscope which you are using this season give you any idea as to whether money matters will be scarce with me next week or other wise, and if so what had I better do about it?"
 "Towards the last of the week you will experience considerable money prostration, but just as you have be- come Respondent, at the very tail end of the week, the horizon will clear up. and q slight dark gentleman, with wide trousers, who is total stranger to you, will loan you quite sum of money, with the understanding that it is to be repaid on Monday"
 Then you would not advise me to go to Coney Island until the week after next?"
 "Certafnly not"
 "Would it be etiquette in dancing quadrille to swing person of the op- posite sex twice round at select party when you are but slightly ac- quainted, but feel quite confident that her partner is unarmed?"
 "Yes."
 ''Does your horoscope tell person what to do with raspberry jelly that will not jell?"
 "No, not at the present prices"
 ''So you predict an early marriage, with threatening weather and strong prevailing easterly winds along the Gulf states?"
 "Yes, sir"
 "And is there no way this early marriage may be evaded?"
 "No, not unless you put it off till later in life"
 "Thank you," said, rising and look ing out the window over broad sweep of undulating alley and wind swept roofing, "and now, how much are you out on this?"
 "Sirw
 What's the damage?"
 "Oh, one dollar"
 But don't you advertise to read the past, present and future for fifty cents?"
 "Well, that is where person has had other information before in his life and has some knowledge to begin with; but where fill up vacant mind entirely and store it with facts of all kinds and stock it up so that it can do business for itself, charge dollar, cannot thoroughly retit and refurnish a mental tenement from the ground up for fifty cents."
 do not think we have as good s'as- trOlogists" now as we used to have. Astrologists cannot crawl under the tent and pry into the future as they could three our four thousand years