Butte semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1886-1890, 1887-11-26
FUN AT GARRISON.
How tha Changes on the Time Fable
Affected Pc. sSDgers and Conductors.

Tho Changes on the Time Table
Affected Pa. sspesrs and Conductors.
GARRISON, Mont, November 22.-lCor.
~respondence OF the Miner.1-Ths new time
card that took effect On Saturday night at
l O'Clock caused quite . stir among the
passengers on the different trains here.
They were sleeping In the sleeping ear berths
soundly when the order came at IL O'Clock
to send the sleeping ears west. The pas
sengers we're reused up and turned out in
quick order. Some took it good.natnredly
while others raised u storm, and demanded
their money back. But the smiling porter
handed each person = pro-rata cneck en-
titling them TO take the balance OF their
seen out " henever they could catch another
sIeeting car and good for use indefinitely.
One old gentleman, who had been ut the
asylum all sumner. swors all KIDS q!
vengeance against the:,Compahy ard to'o
them Indignantly to keep their worthless
cuss words and kept up bis lick until morn'
ing,
TELLING HIS TROUBLES
to everyone who would listen to him. anu
when the train pulled out with him next
morning he could be heard miles away still
at it. The aroused passengers took up a
line for the hotel and, as each one marched
in to register. John was on hand al smiles
and regrets at the sudden awakening. OUT
inwsrdly chuckling as the dOllars dr"ppe
into the money drawer. de th0uehx uI'
| times were ret ia earnest. But heiiy
said: ',O'Neill, this is one Of your Old
| tricks, but you won't get no dollar out o,
me-" He turned round to All attorney ana
asked him If he had a pack of cards. "1o1
| het :" answered the limb Oi the law, but l
never NAV on Sundays" We'll" says
| Bob, I'VE will just play till midnight any
way" So they got two partners IA ao"n
they sat to q quiet gameo OF draw that 'as'e1
till Z O'Clock in the morning. During ~,
hat time they di Int drink q drop n
.n,ked their own cigars 70 Jonn was
nothing ahead on that game. To-Day al
| the trains
ARE RUNNING ON N
m the new card and The confusion Gauge"
bv the change il all over. Murray Miles 's
the worst broke up Of them all. Inc
writer noticed his d'wncast look ano
81 ked him what was the matter. Murray
sho,k his head and sighed from the bot
I'm, ,f his boots. Said he: INV friends,
NV hart IL broke" Thinking som-thinf
:, rr;h,e had happen d him, the writer urged
him t., unbosum him -elf as it we're. VIII.
s look the writer viii never 1orEs!
he replied: Just been .sa
and nj ed no. Everything fixed up nice 'o'
the winter. AMI now rome an order L,
law over al night 1T GARRISON,
Another 81 them says he'll er'
divorce. Asked why, he SAID
"Ha'n't been at home q night u
three months. Won't stand it. Wane T..
see NV family onct in q while" Cha"hre:
w. at sav-: THE .hange suits me exaet'y
! hn. AL day in Garrison-a1 n'snt y
Butte. Just the thing West mas ~
il Itch. He Gays it'~ = big thing, una soe
> r,,nd wanting to try it on watches. !'Aak
it Iouk
BRIGHT A NEW
40 va he. hut Oh, no; we held on to GU
J watch: the COLOR s CO. d enough Tor ID. n
ba. tri- ID it on everything. He has POI
i-hed the tramps SO you would no' s"o
+he,, He tried some on !"ns po'hte
tt,".+ he thinks the World II, and ne )
so .ha noed he can't te ! him. be ma so'
:. I'm tn the railway company. anu mas OF
TO-, fnr .lI he can furnish. A X. b""oef
the dude, says the change sn''s n,Hn, e.
b more night work. Bnwden - CASHIER ~ ~
he three com i'anies, and 10 nas:nx =" ~
, can't Office fitted up with three t':Neo WI ;.
% dnws t., accommodate the rush % "a
three roads. shabut. the p'eaI .t;
land accommodating agent, .pn:
lImping round from rheum+s,sm' Tam II,
is we'll p'eased wi b the cns tSe denot an
,e ".nera, iayor,te, WAS badly beaten :"
5, "tSer NIGHT by a couple Of rougns v"
y after coal. Az the oas' me- tho lat tn {
y wears Sss sei the % boys are all feeling 8 good . cd: ar a; IL
Of W.. nv We . train from the E.st q: . u wv n
~ another a. 1880, and one rom 'ns wv :
It at 1905, and as Condnetor te 81 800 =
!. the Montana Union pulls ou' pus-, Su1
te .ra accommodated.