The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-01-27
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That was .borl tIoeiric time
There s 20 place lite koDs, especial
" il ne The home o. yoHr bcss gir
Tbat are three llp1s Of animals 10 the
Wall sitcei nsnsgsrie They are balls,
bears ssd dontys
Whoa = isllos il seiic,sd With fhsn-
nsiism be bssat even The poor oonsols-
tlor 81 ticting Againsi il
--oai 10 Mopiiol,s.,hsy put their Their
nolasier ia tho oves 70 keep Il from go
los cot q siglt
IAN men are eqnal before the Law. ="
Yc.. before The lay, but after u gets bold
81 then Ne dinueet
&C. II u DsEef too late 10 mend. bu, man
csbnoi srPeci 70 have button se~ed 90
sl,es much midaight
There Is room ior every body 10 this
Mg vcrld. Friction comes from the fact
ihat Too maay wau, The frou, room.
The Russians mu.i be very con
,umptsse Taee Nearly every one has q
kof haBius 90 10 him.
The ages Of spring chickens and won.
90 ~. ite moot doubtful subjects on this
little -suh
dentist IL the oBl, man who can tell
~otrab - huli her Jaw and is 10 no fear
q - riyias htm back talk.
A liroosl,n sih is developing =
h,shi, b,uid sfoupd hrr rosy mouth.
She - ~ 20, It'll ~bo she caught it from.
a michigan snmau kicked bear to
death lev days ago, add now her hue
hand never eoBiradie,s anything she
ay,
An ordinary email boy is never 40
happy as sbeu ho is standing under 3
selr that 10 l.,irp hoisted to the 6flh
story.
r. When the Pilgrim fathers hear that
Plymouth has bad dance 10 honor Of
their lending they will be sorry they land.
90
Many man who thinks he is going
% s-t lie world sfire finds TO his sorrow
that somebody has turned the hose on
him.
A poet asks. "What is il makes the
MONDAY air so strong Well, herhaps the
wife has been boiling cabbage or something
like that
= We are sorry TO say that there is some
foundation for the rumor that good many
Burlington people are going down hill as
ias, as they Gao.
The queen Of Roumanis, IT is report.
ed. frequently delivers private lectures 10
her maids Married men will not perceive
anything astonishing 10 this item.
--Oi the 40S men who make up con-
press. only 2si are connected with chur-
ches, remarks the idretfisa. A great
responsibility has been lifted from the
churches.
When q man WIS Dragging about his
tortoIsc she'll cat that could do so many
tricks, another inquired who tortoise shell
cat 10 perform 10 that way
Mary Stop your battery or | shall
hold my bands 10 my ears" John wish
ine to be complimentary -"Ab, your
lovely banda are too small.
a little four years old ured the ex-
PRECISION, II done il. I" lis that the way
to speakY" asked her mother. The child
thought a moment and with triumphant
glance replied. No; dood it,.
Pension agent taking papers from
clerk Did this man take part in the war;
CLERK Yes, sir, Agent What part
Clerk -All be could get, sir. He WAS a
sptler.
You can always tell man who has
once been a clerk in a hotel" says an
exchange Onr experience has always
been that you can't tell him much. He
thiuks he knows II all.
Young mani love your daughter,
sir, and would like to make her my wife.
Father - What are your prospects? Young
NAL Thick they'll be pretty good il
yon'll say yes.
Il Vermont farmer who is spending
the holidays 10 New York writes TO his
wife Most every body here seems TO be
hard up Tor money. You can't go into a
s,ors without hearing somebody yelling
for. CASH
-"Wha, 10 you think woke up this
morning absolutely deprived OF all intell-
gence, perfect idiot And how we're
You shen you went TO bed last night2"
The same se usual ''Oh, that accounts
Tor il
-''EphfUa, @Lat makes 30 many cat
tails grow in this here pom. ?" swell. dey
gross MP fiom kittens dat people bez
drowned IN The pom. Of course. Pears
like yon wimmcu folks dosn know muffin
bout sgriealtshsb
-oac Of onr doctors Of divinity was de
libcra,ine II a bad crossing 10 the street.
Al imps,ient person behind him called
ont, Doctor. 80 ahead /" The doctor re-
piled. That's the very thing don't wish
10 10. ! want 10 go sioo, +"
a woman bought eleven yards OF cloth
and paid for II 10 butter, giving three
pounds 81 butter for yard. There vas
q ssonc weighing Ave pounds in the cen
,ef q The crock, ani the dealer cheated
her yard aud bali in measuring the
cloib Who aas ahead In the trade aud |
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