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The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
For Weak Women.

Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass: "About
the first OF S%eptember, 1881, my wife was taken
with uterine hemorrhago. The best styptics the
Physician could presrr.b aid not check 1t and she
got more and more enfeebled. She was troub-
I'D with Prolapsus Uteri, Leucorrhnl, numb
ness OF tho limbs, sickness of the stomach and
loss of appetite. purchased a trial bottle OF your
Vegetable Compound. she SAID she could dts
cocer a SGzutary effect nom The first dose. Now
she is comparatively free from the Prolapsus,
Stomach's sickness, &c. The hemorrhage is very
much better AMI is less at the regular periods.
Her appetite is restore !, and her general health
and strength much improved. We feel that we
have been WONDERFULLY benefited AMI our hearts
are drawn out in gratitude for the same and in
sympathy for other sufferers, for whose sakes we
allow our names to be used"
G. W. EATON. Thurston, N Y.
The Compound is put up IN Pill, Lozenge and
LIQUID form. All sold by druggists The Pulls
and Lozenges sent by mail on receipto of price.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

HINTS for Those Who Don't Know
Much about Cooking.-In a recipe like
the above, the proportion is easily kept
right; it is only fancy or stupidity that
makes it seem a bother; If a small
quantity is desired, remember a teacup
OF milk and a half teaspoonful of saler-
atus wonld be half the recipe, and take
one cup of milk and a third of a cup of
flour to begin; If more is needed, add
two spoonfuls of meal and II of -four,
and so on until one has enough. A
''good stiff batter" will round up of
itself a half-inch over a spoonful and
hold itself a moment. 1t would not
heap an inch or more, that would be
more like 'loaf'' material than 'bat-
ter" Arithmetic and common sense
are needed aids to cooking.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

CRACKER PUDDING.-Make ready a
cupfuI of fnely-cut citron and a cupful
of ralsins or %currants. To each dozsn
crackers use two-thirds of a cup of
molasses. Split the crackers and on
each layer of crackers (they are to be
cooked in this dish) sprinkle fruit and
molasses, another layer of crackers,
then fruit and moIasses, and 80 on until
there is promise of pudding enough.
The pudding dish should not be over
half full Of crackers, an inch less would
be yet better; then fill the dish with
milk and let it stand over night. 1t is
equally.good boiled or baked. Serve
with cream.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Il recent writer upon boiler construc-
tion claims that copper, which has re-
Gently been largely displaced by iron
and steel, has many advantages over
either of the other metals named. 1t
is far less liable to blister than is
iron; it is much more to be relied
upon than mild steel, which has
often proved itself very treacher-
Gus; it can be made and repaired
with much less labor and cost than
either iron or steel; it has a much higher
conductivity, and is therefore less liable
to injuries from overheating; it is not
so readily incrustated by the use of
foul water; and, as Is well understood,
the value of the scrap copper from an
cd boiler is considerable as compared
with its first. while that Of a worn-oCt
steel or iron boiler is slight.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

A PHILADELPHIA DIsH.-Take half
a dozen fine mutton kidneys, clear them
of fat and skin, cut them into thin
slices and pour boiling water over
them, dry them with a cloth and pow
der them with sweet herbs in fine pow
der, parsley, which has been chopped,
dried and powdered; cayenne and salt,
all at discretion. Put in a stew pan
two ounceso of clarified dripping or fresh
butter; add the slices Of kidney; fry
them, they will brown very quickly on
both sides; dredge flour owe them,
moisten with lemon Juice and cook for
five minutes longer. Let the gravy
boil up after you have removed the
slices, adding more lemon juice If re-
quired, and serve.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Professor Bell is confident that tele-
phonic communication may be estsb-
lished between passing vessels at sea.
He believes a wire q mile in length,
trailed behind a ship, will so charge the
water with electricity, that a vessel
coming within half a mile of another
thus equipped may communicate with
IL. "rhe principle, y he says, sis not
new; it is old, with a new use waiting
for commerce to utilize 1t. l have ex-
perlmented In the Potomac, and mar
yeled at the simplicity of the apparatus
and the stupendous Importance of the
results"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
California is still the land Of gold.

"Isn't that Mrs. Holmes? L thought the
doctors gave her up. She looks wellnow."
"She is well. After the doctors gave up
her case she tried DIR. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription and began to get better right
away. heard her say not long ago, that
she hadn't felt so well in twenty years.
She does her own work and says that life
seems worth living, at last. Why, said
she, Il feel as if l had been raised from the
dead, almost" Thus do thousands attest
the marvellous efficacy of this God-given
remedy for female weakness, p%rolapsus,
liberation, leucorshea, morning sickness,
weakness of stomach, tendency TO cancer.
GUS disease, nervous prostration, general
debility and kindred affections.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

A good name is best won by good
deeds. There is no surer way of being
well thought of than by deserving well.
"You have a little world around you,'
wrote Daniel Webster to an early
friend, ''all it with good deeds, and
you will fill 1t with your own glory"
When Algernon Sydney was told he
might save his life by telling a falsehood
by denying his handwriting-he said
"When God has brought me into d
dilemma in which l must assert lie OF
lose my life, he gives me II clear indica-
ton of my duty, which is to prefer
death TO falsehood."
Mankind wOTships success, but
thinks too little of the mean by which
1t Is attained.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

POTATO BIsCUIT.-Eight potatoes OF
medium size mashed very fine, four
tabiespoonfuls of butter melted, two
cups Of milk lukewarm, n cup of
yeast flour TO make a thin batter, two
ta%blespoonruls of white sugar; stir all
the above ingredients together except
she butter and set the sponge until
light; four or FIVE hours will be requlr-
ed; then add the melted butter with a
little salt and -four enough to make y
soft dough, set this asideto tor four hours
longer, roll out in a sheet three.quar-
tiers of an inch thick, cut into cakes; let
them Use one hour and bake.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

WHEN O'Kelly woke up the other
morning he looked out of the window
and saw that it had rained during the
night. "Shure, an it ralned," said be.
"Yis, didn't ye hear itP 1t rained
awfully hard" replied his wife,
Faith, an why didn't ye wake Inc
oop?" Intercepted OK. we know
| niver can Shape whin it's raining"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
Gold Mines

are very uncertain property; for every pay
ing mine a humid exist that do not pay.
But if you write to Hallett s. Co, Portland,
Maine, you will receive, free, full partic-
ulars about their new business, and learn
how some have male over $50 in a single
day at it, You can live at home, and earn
from s. to s25 and upwards per day where
ever you are located. Both sexes all ages
Capital not required; you are started free,
Send your address, and all will be proved
to you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

BREAKFAST CAKE, with Water
Melt one tablespoonful of shortening in
one cup hot water. Mix thoroughly
one anC one-half heaped teaspoonfuls
of good baking powder into one cup OF
fine Indian meal and two-thIrds OF a
cup of wheat flour; add salt and the
cup of hot water and shortening, and
enough more cold water to make as
thick as ordinary batter for frying.
Pour this into a hot buttered gem-pan
and bake; a good oven will do 1T in
thirty minutes or less.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
Imnnrfanf.

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage expressage and 50 carriage Hire, and stop
at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen
tral Depot.
coo elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost of one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per Gay;
European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied
with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated
railroad to all depots. Families can live better
for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than al
any other nrst-class hotel IN the city.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

A FAIR EXCHANGE.-Iowa man
Talking about dry weather, why it's
an actual fact that in Iowa the water
melons haven't a drop in 'em-have to
be soaked before we can market 'em."
Nebraska man-''Shouldn't be sur
prised. Wish you could have been with
me on a ride l took during the heated
term"
"Hot, eh?"
swell, l didn't feel it so much, but
it was a pretty sight to see the corn
popping in the ield."
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Rich young Tlmkins, who is calling
on a beaming young lady, suddenly
fixed stare. "Hullo. what's the rowp"
he asks. Small brother-"She says she
only likes you because you are made of
gold, but l can't see any of It,"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

MRS. Al wonder what kind of a
dressmaker Miss Piplngcord is"
Mrs. B.-''Splendidl You should
have seen the dress she made for Mary
Smith. 1t fits like a glove and the
sleeves ct her arms so nicely that she
can't raise her hands to her head, l
advise you to have Miss Pipingcord, by
all MEANS"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

If you experience a bad taste in the
mouth, sallowness or yellow color of skin,
feel stupid md drowsy, appetite unsteady,
frequent headache or dizziness, you are
"b~ilious," and nothing will arouse your
liver to action and strengthen up your sys-
TEN like DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
coyery." By druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

A LAWYER in the country was called
to defend a Mexican for some serious
crime and he got him off. 'what fee
did you get?" somebody asked him.
"Well, the fellow was very grateful
very grateful. After the trial be came
to me and he emptied his pockets. He
had $50 and a watch and jack knife"
''And YOU" 81 took the $40 and the
watch. / gave him back the jack knife.
You didn't expect me to rob the poor
fellow?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

RICE PUDDING.-Two-thirds of a
cupful of rice, one-half cupful of sugar,
salt, spice. one cupful of c%urrants, three
pints of sweet milk; stir once an hour
and about ten minutes before serving
put in a piece of batter size of IN Eng
lish walnut to protect from burning
Bake three or four hours slowly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

81 MUST congratulate you on your
marriage, Mr. Pugsby. Your wife is
a charming woman" ''She is indeed;
loving, amiable and accomplished and
so easily pleased" "Oh, l knew that
when l heard she was about to marry
you.o
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Ex-Governor THoMPsoN, of South
Carolina, tells this story on himself:
''There is a lunatic in the asylum near
Colombia who is sometimes allowed the
freedom Of the town. When the Gov
ernOr was re-nominated the lunatic met
him on the street and running up TO
him, grasped him by the hand and said
with effusiveness: 81 congratulate you,
Governor. Everybody in the lunatic
asylum is delighted at your re-nomina-
TOM
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

CORN CAKE, the Third One and
one-half pints of buttermilk and a heap
ing teaspoonful or saleratus, a tea
spoonful of salt, two coffee cuptuls OF
Indian meal, beat thoroughly and bake
In mumn.rings or roll.pan.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

= y = y Delicate diseases of either sex,
however induced, speedily and permanent
" cured. Book Of particulars 10 cents in
stamps. Address, Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, 66S Main Street, Buff
faln. n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

a BACHELOR friend was visiting a
relative, and placing his hand upon the
head of one of the children, said:
"Well, ELY, how do you do, my
dearp"
"Quite well, thank you," answered
Ely.
"I'm very glad to hear that; but why
don't you ask me how l am, Elly?"
because / don't want to know"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

a WORSE COMMUNICATIVE
lies these CoAfounded newspapers pub
lish about. me" sad IN angry politician,
''are enough to make a mai Sick"
"You ought not to complain" was
the reply.
"NOt complain because they publish
lies about me2n
mo; Ger airly not. What if they
published truths about you2n
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

BREAKFAST CAKE, with Milk.-Into
one pint of thick buttermilk two days
old stir a slightly heaped t%easpoonful
of saleratus, add salt and meal and
flour, In proportion of two cups of meal
and one Of flour, until thick as batter,
bake in we'll heated gem pans.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

"HELLo, Brownl 1 see you snd
Miss Jones are not SO intimate as for
merly." mo; she is a nice girl, but
she affected me like an ague." affect
ed you like an ague? How was thatp"
''She shook me.n
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

TAPIoCA PUDDING.-One cupful oil
tapioca and three pints OF sweet milk
two-thirds of a cupful of good sugar
and half a teaspoonful of vanilla OF
other desirable 1avoring. A little salt
Bake.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

FITS: Al Fits stopped free Treatise aud s3trlal
bottle of Dr. Kline'sG Great Nerve Restorer, freetl
ttcaseS Sendto DR.. Kline, 93l Arch ST., Phlla-, Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

"YEs, 1 am opposed to girls marryln'
furriners," said old Mrs. Slpes. "I'm
Just that opposed to it that IL my girls
can't marry people of their own sex
they needn't marry at all and that's al
| about it,
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

LADY just returned from Rome
"What do you think, dear Mrs. Bonn
bazine, Reginald has bought, the ex-
travagant fellowI A real Raphael.
He paid ever so many thousands for
it,"
Old Mrs. Bombazine Ia little deaf
"Won 1t In a rattle, did he? How NICE. p"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

SUPPLY AND iDEMAND. Antigua
rian Gent-"Got any old-ah-Roman
weapons or pottery lately?" Dealer
Expect 'em IN mex week, sir-ain't
quite finished rustin' yet, s%ir-about
Toosday, SIR"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

The Frazer Axle Grease is the very best,
\ trial will prove we are right. Received
first premium at North Carolina State Fair,
Centennial, and Paris Exposition
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

A stiff paste of ~glycerlne and red
lead will be found useful in making a
Joint or gas proof. 1t is used at the
Joint between the neck and cap of the
dasks for generating oxygen gas.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
Hunger and want are teaching the
reckless strikers bitter lessons.

scrofula, salt rheurn, all humors, bolls, pimples'
and diseases Of the blood, general debility, dys-
pepsia, bniousness, sick headache, kidney and
liver complaints, catarrh and rheumatism. are
cured by Hoods Sarsapartlla. Take h nov. lN
Doses One Dollar.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

The cause of right-handeoness, accord
ing to DIR. Oscar IL. Allis, is the liver.
This throws an extra weight upon the
right side, and makes the right The
more reliable limb. The use or the
tight arm, situated directly over the
right leg, tends less to the disturbance
of the centre of gravity than does the
use of the left arm. But how will the
doctor explain left-handednessI
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
Hood,s SarsapariIIa

Last spring my whole family took Hoods Ser
parilIa. The result is that all have been cureI u
~scrofula, my little boy being entirely free from
cores, and all four OF my children look brclt and
healthy as possibly can be- I have founi Iood's
SarsaparilIa also good for catarri, with which 1 have
been troubled since the war. Nothing did me 50
much good as Hoods SarsaparIlla-"-WM. D. ATHEe-
TON, Passaic City, n. J.
n. B.-Be sure to get tho Peculiar Medicine,
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

ROYAL GLUE mends anythingl Broken Chi
na, Glass, Wood. Free Walls at Drugs X Gro.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
Iron and coal are kings in the new


Iryou nave numoness in arms or limbs, heart
skips, beats, thumps or cutters, or you are herv-
Gus and irritable-in danger OF shock-Dr. hh-
mer'socEAN-wEED regulates, relieves, correcs'
and cures.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

NothingllEe Cams Kidney Cure for Dropsy,
Gravel, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases,
Arch ST., Phla. 81 a bottle, 6 for $500, Druggists,
Try 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

To cover a sphere with tin-foil the
ioil is cut into cores so as 10 slightly
overlap. The very thickest parts are
used. Each gore is rubbed With the
thumb-nail, or side OF a test.tube, until
it lies quite smooth. This the Elasticity
Of the tin permits.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Why is a little boy learning the al
phabet like a postage stamp? because
lie gets stuck on the letters.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

No other cereal crop has for 25O
years been so free from injury by insect
pest as corn.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

A Florida company has purchased a
plantation for the cultivation Of flowers
needed for the manufacture of per-
fumes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

S~even.tenths of the dry portion of
corn is pure starch, and starch forms
about four-ffths of all human food.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

IL there is a buzzing and roaring IN a
hive in the dead OF winter there Is
something wrong.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Nobody has seen ground narrowed
too much as a preparation for wheat,
for it Is hardly possible to get too fine
filth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
March, April May

Are the months In which to purify your-blc0d. and
for this purpose there is no medicine equal to
Hoods .sarsapariIla. 1t %purinesg vItalIzesi and en-
riches theIbIood, removing all traces OF scrofu'a or
other diseases, IC creates an appetite and imparts
new strength and vlgor to the whole body. It is the
ideal spring medicine. Try II.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Children are unconscious philoso-
pliers. They refuse to pull to pieces
their enjoyments to see what they are
made of.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

No man can be provided as to time
who is not careful IS to company.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

If a cough disturbs your sleep, take
Piso's Cure for Consumption and rest well.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

The coal stove has got to leave the
fast trains, and the sooner the better.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

You know Hop Plasters are prepared from
pain-allaying virtues of Hops, Gums, Bur-
gundy Pitch.
Hop Rasters cure pain and soreness,
strengthen weak parts and do it quickly,
too. % cts
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Baggageman-"The trouble is,
ma'am. that you changed cars too
often. The check and part of the han
die has arrived, but the other pieces
haven't got along yet"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Riches, like manure, do no good till
t ey are spread.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

SAID Sammy to the minister: "Can
a church whistle, Mr.. LongfellowY"
"Why do you askP" "'Cos pa owes a
years pew rent, and says he's going to
let the church whistle for it."
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

FAIR TRAvELER-"What does this
mean? The expressman says he can't
find my trunk. Here is the check for
IT'D
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Coal ashes have been used success
fully around currant and gooseberry
bushes TO drive away borers. A plen-
tiful mixture of ashes with soil has
kept the radish maggot out of radlsh
beds.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
Hoods S~arsaparila
100 Doses Ono Dollar

Sold by all druggistsirsii six for s. Prepared
by Q. I. HOOD & Co, Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12
Best Spring Medicine

81 was troubled wlt6pBolls having suyerarof them
at time. After suffering about ALL could bear; q
took Hoods sarsaparilla, which entirely curcdn'eh
/ choerfully recommend Hoods sarsaparila to all
Ike aniicted. being sure they VIII find relief.P-
E. N. NIGHTINGALE, Quincy, Mass
my wifo thinks there IS nothing like Hoods sar!
saparila, and we are never without 1t in the house"
II. II. LAT1MEH, Syracuse, N. "
Do not be induced to take any other. Get
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-03-12

Hoods Sarsaparnla1s prepared2f from sarsauariliSh
DandelIon, Mandrake Dock, Pipsisscwa;'a and other
well known and valuable vegetablo' remedies. Tlie'
combination, proportion andlipreparatlon are pea
cuiiar to Hoods sarsaparllla,. giving; ie curativo
power not possessed by other medicines. Reflects
remarkable cures where others fau..
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-07-09

lie stands in the store with his back
to the stove aud tells how he conld run a
newspaper; how he could be independent
as neg Oh ice, and call things by their
rigns names; how he could expose cor.
rup''on IN high places; how he could
write good common sense, and none Of
your frivolous, try.to-be-fuany stuff.
linen he criticises other peoples method
oi conducting newspapers. aud Just
wished some one would give him a
chance to show his journalistic ability.
The way to cure one OF these chaps is to
get him to agree to write sensible article
every day tor week. Before the week
ID out he is sure to be pumped dry, and
VIII gap worse for an idea than chicken
does with the pip. --Ex.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-07-09

At Woodyilie a few days ago Constable
Morton was III the saloon OF Il G Sherman,
when several parties began examining an
English gun which he carried, he having
just returned from hunting In fooling
with the weapon Mr.. Larsen discharged
the piece. the ball passing through the
saloon partition and into the dining. room,
knocking over a heating stove and strik.
ing the clothing Q. little Eddie, Mr.. Sher.
mans thirteeu-m months old child, who
was playing on the floor. The bullet
caught the childs garments above the
right thigh and tore its way through the
clothing to the breast, whence it made it,
exit and lodged in the child's cheek. Nc
serious damage was done. Butte Miner.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-07-09
MISCELLANEOUS.
sheriR's Sale.

lY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED
II ont OF the sixth judicial district Court,
In sud for the County of Lincoln, State Of Ne.
sads. and 10 me directed and deIivertd d. for .
Judgment rendered in said Court. On the rwen-
ty'thiru day OF August, A. U. 1894, in favor Of
tue STATE VI Nevada, plaintiff, and against the
brist a /, lver Mining Company aud Also tae
retl estate and improvements hereinafter de-
scrtoeu, defendants, for the sum Of One Thou
sand Eignty-thr and ll-l00 ($i ,u6S 1l-10Uj
doiiars. sax and delinquency, togeeher with
forty-iour aud 50-lU0 ($44 6J 1901 loliars, tax
costs, aud ell accruins costs. have Lowed on
the folio owing property. to wit: 81
fassessory ctstm TO one hundred and sixty
tioOi acres Of land. ABOUT one ~ mile nortu
OF Bristol, AMI improvements thereon, consist
log OF oI l0-stanip quartz mill, assay once,
black smith shop. d seiling- house, restaurant
and Office, stable and house, noisting-works
and stable ut Mxyhower mine, 0hioriding fur
uacc at mil, ana one pair FAirbanks scales--in
Lincoln county, State of reyadA.
Notice ID hereby gwen that on
Monday, tae 9th Day OF October.
A. d. 1884 between the hours of 0 O'Clock In the
morning aud O'Clock In the afternoon. namely
At u O'Clock N. OF said day, will sell all the
right, lit.e and interest Of said Bristol Silver
Aiming Company In and to the above described
said property TO satisfy said above sum o
$l.l27 6l-iu0 tax delinquency, costs and Rccru
ing costs, At the front door OF the County Court
house. at Phoebe, County Of Lincoln, state O.
Nevada. IT public auction, for cash in hand, Il
the highest and best bidder, to satisfy SALE
execution and all costs.
sep6tl. o.P. aHERwooD. sheriff.