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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-06-24


afternoon.
Reno is to Lave balloon ascension
on the Fourth, "Let her 60, Gala
CHER" R.
The latest and finest drink out, Cali
fornia Orange Wine. Try it at the
Bed Rock Saloon. -.,..-..
J.D. Abel came in from Fort Hal
leck to-day. He will make application
for membership in the Orphans Club.
The Nevada Central Railway was
sold on the 21st instant for 100000,
the bond holders being the purchas-
ers. + ..u....-.
The Masonic flag was unfurled to the
breeze today in honor of st. John the
Baptist, who was an eminent patron of
Masonry. - ,
Mr.. George Russell, accompanied by
his daughters who have been attending
school at Reno, returned by last even.
ins's train.
says al exchange, and now no woman
who cannot milk cow will be admitted
to the best society. ~..,
While Euglishmen in England were
singing "God Save the Queen" Irish
men in Ireland were shouting s"'ro He'll
with the Queen" and still Victoria
lives. rsr .ra a-.a
A pnrfy of ladies wearing the outland-
ish head gear which is the insignia of
some branch of the Catholic Church,
Nun, perhaps, passed through on last
evenings train. ""'-.@.
At the commencement exercises of
1887, Bishop Whituker's School for
Girls. Miss Ruth Russell was, awarded
the prize for the best darning, heming
and patch work. 81
The Commissioner of Indian Affairs
recommends the removal of the ZIG Pi
DIES alleged to be starving in Harvey
Valley, Idaho. to the Duck Wiley Res.
erVation, in this county. I'll
The Supreme Court of Georgia has
decided valid u will giving Amanda Eu-
banks, colored, half a million dollars
The will was contested by white rela.
tives of the testator.
Sam Jones says: Next to pretty
woman. love fast horse" We don't,
when VIZ ars next to pretty woman
we want q slow horse-one of the kinl
you have TO build fire under to start.
FIX.
Al Newark, Ohio, John Taylor was
recently attacked with bydrophobia,
caused by a snake-bite. He acts like
the snake which bit him, blowing and
Kissing, dartine forth his tongue and
writhing and crawling about.
Miss Ida Pullman. who has been an
sent during the past three years, por-
ton Of viii, b time was spent in Bishop
Whitsker's school at Reno, and the last
year in teaching, returned last evening
for visit to her father, Mr.. A. ]. Pull
man. rse
Four trsmps were arrested ut Wells
on charge of stealing revolver and
watch from Gap. Palmer at Carlin, but
A. Dir. Palmer is out on tho rodeo and
without his evidence II ia not thought
they can be held they were probably 70.
leased to-day.
G. g. Young, Of the Gazette, feels
grateful for tho many complimentary
things said by Nevada and Ohio papers
about his recent address delivered at
Washington, d. O.. before the Depart
ment Of snpsrinteudenos. National I'd.
ucational Association.
The people Of Carson are greatly Of
aicted with rheumatism cansed. so the
Tribune says, by the claborate fare fur
nishsd by the hotels. II tho hotels
n a. Al
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-06-24

just received two car loads OF Coat
Oil, and one car load Of Syrup. in kegs
and cans, which will be sold in OTIS to
spit purchajers, At W. T. Smiths.
Ali. hrc& Y
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I HOTEL ARRIVALS.
GEN HoTEL-Bartlett & Ostreicl,er.

@O OO1EL-DHIIItlG q OstTelCLer,
~g} Proprietors. .. - -
E Mendez. Tuscarora; VIM Gianoli,
Sprucemont; 81 Pi1ley, Chris Baum
bach, Tom Cahill, Jno P Thorpe, G B
Leddick, Jud Dukin. A D S.reeter,
Chns Gilland, Lamoille; T T Harris,
Huntington; ] A Dwight, Salmon
River; w M Anderson, South Fork; w
II Fishe, J H F Peele, S F; J NJ Ma
teer, Secret Valley.
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Just received by express, 100 dozen
iAtsst styles gents ties. also novelties
tor'faafsS received daily BY s1press az
]. RoskNsreexsSiaS
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FIFTY CENTS PER WEEK

All Glasses OF Legitimate Ad.
verttsements not Exceeding Ten
Lines inserted TN sthiss:COIumn
Tor Fifty Cents u Week.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-06-24

The latest and finest drink out, Cali
fornia Orange Wine. Try it at the
Bed Rock Saloon. --.-..-..
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NALmAGUNDI.

Ice cream is now fully ripe.
We now enjoy q slight shower every
afternoon.
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Reno is to Lave n balloon ascension
on the Fourth, "Let her go, Gala
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BED RocksSaIoon.
UNDER MASONIC HALL
H. Nc ADAMS, PROPRIETOR.

This popular resort has recently been
placed III first class repair and
THE BAR
stocked with the finest Wines, Liquors
and Cigars.
If you want something Mild CT Pow
ertul give the Bed Rock call.
ST..
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J. D. Abel came in from Fort Hal
leck to-day. He will make application
for membership in the Orphans Club.
Iron County register., 1887-04-21
CHURCHES:

M. E. CHURCH, Cor. Reynolds and
Mountain Streets, b. F. THOMAS, Pastor
Residence: Ironton. Services every Sab.
bath at IL A. NJ. and p. NJ. Sunday School
$3.50 A. NJ. Prayer Meeting Thursday even
ing. Glass Meeting Sunday afternoon at
2:30 O'Clock
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Cor. Rey-
nolds and Knob Streets Ironton. ID. \. VIII
son, Pastor. Services every Sabbath at IL A.
NJ. and p. NJ, except the 9TH Sabbath NJ
and 1st and Sd Sabbaths P. NJ, which are
given to Graniteviiie. Prayer meeting We'd
nesday ut 1880 p. NJ. Sabbath School at 9:3C
A. NJ.
ST. PAUL's EPISCOPAL CHURCH,
Cor. Reynolds and Knob Streets, Ironton.
BAPTIST CHURCH, Madison street,
near Knob street.
NJ. E. CHURCH, SOUTH, Fort Hill,
between Ironton and Arcadia. ELISHA
HEADLEE Pastor.
CATHOLIC CHURCH, Arcadia College
and Pilot Knob. l.. G. WERNET, Pastor.
High Mass and Sermon at Arcadia College
every Sunday at O'Clock a. NJ. Fespers and
Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament at
O'Clock p. NJ. Mass and Sermon at Pilot
Knob Catholic Church at 10:30 O'Clock A. NJ.
Sunday School for chldreff at /. 30 e'cloekP
II.
LUTHERAN CHURCH, Pilot Knob.
Rev. ROBERT SMUCKAL, Pastor.
A. NJ. E. CHURCH, ,COrner.Shepherd
and Washington streets, Ironton. "A. ABB
ANATHY, pastor.
Iron County register., 1887-04-21
A Lady's Remarkable Testimony.

Mrs. Wilson is the wife OF r. w.
Wilson, one of the best known citizens
of Hopkinsville, KY. She had q won
derful cure by g. 8. b.. which she de-
scribed in the accompanying letter. Mrs.
Wilson would cheerfully give in detail
to any sufferer her thrilling experience
and joyful cure. She is enthusiastic
over s. 8. 8. as a tonic for delicate
women:
HoPKINsvILLE, KY, Feb. "a, 1887.
"Seven years ago, sore developed
on my nose from finger-nail scratch.
I tried few simple remedies, but the
sore would not yield. 1 grew worse
every year for seven years. Msny
thought had cancer. Over q year
ago, I began taking 8. 8. g., and two
dozen bottles entirely cured me. When
I began with Swift's Specific was In
very poor health, and could hardly
drag about. After had finished tho
course of 3. b. 8. was strong and
had good appetite. regard 1t : most
invaluable medicine for ladies In weak.
delicate health. It is Q household
medicine with me.
Yours respectfully.
MRS. r. III. WILSON.
Treatise on Blood aud Skin diseases
mailed free.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.. Drawers,
A 49,
Iron County register., 1887-04-21
RSDAY. APRIL Il.
NUMBER Al.

about the letter. I am afraid it tan
taiized them, for if they 60 south ten
rods from the house they strike some
woods that belong to an old whiskey
selling Englishman, who forbids even
the school children to cross his wide
acres, while on their way to and from
school, in the worst of weather. They
could not fine quail, on an average,
to forty acres of land. They might
find few rabbits or stray squirrel,
but they would find boards nailed up
here and there with the words, mo
hunting on these premises" scrawled
upon them. l saw such board on q
rock point, on struggling fence, away
from house or farm, north of Potosi,
near Mineral Fork, in Missouri. and
soon after met q couple of soft, fresh
looking chaps, with handsomely mount
ed fowling-pieces, going toward this
"preserve." Some five hundred peo-
pie here had wolf or fox drive q
month ago, and the roundup was on
the land of strong divider up, who is
a member of one of the families that
We're among the veteran hunters of my
early days-it was said they had In
dian blood in tbem-and this man
threatened to prosecute the whole
posse because they did not ask permits
sion of his lordship to catch a fox on
the ground God made fer him.
The fishing has played out, the
hunting is done; what can the boys do
for recreation? I shall quit teliing
them hunting stories. From this on
my tongne and pen shall be devoted to
the task of trying to induce my fellow
men to "beat their swords into plow-
shares and their spears into reaping
hooks" The first step, III direction, is
to stop this dividing up. FARMER.
Murray Vile, H., March oath. 1887.
Iron County register., 1887-04-21
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY, IRON COUNTY
COURTS:


CIRCUIT COURT is held on tn
Fourth Monday in April and October.
COUNTY COURT convenes on tn.
First Monday of March, June, Septembe
and December.
PRoBATECoURT is held on the Firs
Monday in February, May, August and No
yember.
OFFICERS:
A. w. HoLLoMAN, Presiding Judge Coun
ty Court.
JOS. G. CLARKsoN, County Judge, South
ern District.
r. J. HILL, County Judge, Western Dis
trict.
j. S. JORDAN, Prosecuting Attorney.
S. f. BUFORD, Collector.
w. 4. FLETCHER, County Clerk.
Jos. HUFF, Circuit Clerk.
FRANZ DINGER, Probate Judge.
WIN. II. WHITwORTH, Treasurer.
i. w. WHITwORTH, Sheriff.
S. p. REYBURN, Assessor.
w. n. GREGORY, Coroner.
j. L. AXE, Public Administrator.
a. w. HOLLOMAN, Surveyor.
j. B. SCOTT, School Commissioner.
Iron County register., 1887-04-21
Easter Lilies.

BY GEO. w. HOWS.
The lilies bowed before the shrine
Sweet lilies!
And there was show of eglatine,
And jacqueminot and Marechal Neil
That sent perfume you could feel
On Easter Sunday.
She sat demurely in her pew,
With eye to neither east nor west,
She was of the chosen few
Her Easter bonnet was the best
That Easter Sunday.
The lilies bend before the blast
Sad lilies!
Young life has found its end at last;
Nor mirth, nor fashion claim it now,
The crown of Heaven is on its brow
On Easter Sunday.
Iron County register., 1887-04-21
SUBSCRIPTION:
RATES OF ADVERTISING:
Official Directory.

L. S. SENATOR'S:
Hon. F. NJ. CoCKRELL, Warrensburg.
HON. GEO. G. VEST, Kansas City.
MEMBER OF CONGRESS-:
Hon. MARTIN L. CLARDY, Tenth District
De Lassus, Mo.
u. S. LAND OFFICE-JAMEs III. CHASE
Register; VIM. Il. EDGAR, Receiver-Iron.
ton, Mo.
STATE SENATOR:
Hon. j. PERRY JOHNSON, Twenty-fourtl
District, Fredericktown.
REPREsENTATIvE-Iron COunty-W. I
CRoCKER, Goodwater.
JOHN L. THOMAS, Judge Twenty-Slxtt
Circuit. De Soto, Mo.
Iron County register., 1887-04-21

AND HOW TO TRAIN HIM
TH f. I)l(T The Largest and Best book
on the Dog published fnsig oryn lTssa Reaaies
U;G fTrsiniuc and Management OF Dogs thah
NJ he had in any other book. Price 2oc, py mar
TtIE PoULTRYMAN * FARMER, warsaw inui''n"
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.Goodyko0nts, Kallam 4 Porter,
PlAils if' b Attorneys.
MoRTGAGE SALE.

"
Whereas, default has been made In tho pay
.ment OF the interest on tho money secured by a
,n.ostEsae dated the 2sth day Of septemher, a. p.
Rantanan his wife. Of the county Of Brule aud
t:ssitosy of DAkots 70 E. A. Rising, Of the county
a Mse s6s oes sa oi ra hsa.sp wa
e Paas q ss'a &c th II sask ass y
fOctnbsf, 1876, at 8:l5 0'closk p. M, and
I Whsrsas no action or.proceedings at lew or
CthefWise hayc been instituted to recover the
assbt e secured By said mortgage or any part
Whereas, II was stipulated in said mortgage
that IL default would be- made in the payment Of
my psrtian u the princips,l Or insorest prompt:
f3cfault be made in the payment of the taxes
Assessed or to be assessed on said premises, be-
fore the Same becomes delinquent, then tho
whole sam. both principal and interest. at once
Whsrsss, dsiault has been made in tho pay
,ment Of the taxes assessed on said real property
- asreed by tho said mortgagur in said mort
Whereas. thswhols asnonn. OF principal and
:3nssrest has Become due by reason fsuch de-
Whsrsss, the amount claimed to be duo upon
a og ss a 81 Nas, ans + kas s ps sh
snS ~ ssssS sses sss sum snss-
snecsssarily paid sy said mortgaaeo r. A. Rising
,And INTEREST, and Twenty-Five Dollars attorney g
Ices stipulated for in the said mortgage.
sHittaa Of the power of pale contained in said
:moEtEaee and duly recorded as aforesaid and il.
porsasnss q ths statutes IL such case M mnde and
sby ale Of tho Inortxaged promises therein do
s1rbed, Of public suction by the Sheriff of Brule
door Il T. law ss oee Kmba lf0h. a
county Of Brule and Territory of Dakota, on the
day of Jnlg, 1887. at o'clock in the afternoon
conn9 e ss shs TerrtorS arr 81
gakoeA, and are described as follows, to.wit:
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Saved His Life.

Mr.. D. |. Wilcoxson, of Horse
Cave, Ky, says he was, for many
years, badly afflicted with Phthisic,
also Diabetes; the pains were almost
unendurable and would sometimes
almost throw him into convulsions.
He tried Electric Bittcrs and got
relief from first bottle and after tax
ing six bottles, was entirely cured,
and had gained IN flesh eighteen
pounds. Say he positively believes
he would have died, had it not been
for the relief afforded by Electric
Bitters. Sold at fifty cents bottle
by E. E. Miller, G6l
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Findlay, Ohio, recently had big gas
well celebration, Among the kilograms
of regret received by the committee was
one from Bill Nye which read: "Sorry
can't come. | am u natural gas well my
self. and to bring me in contact with
those :sG Findlay would cause combus-
ton" Another, from Mark Twain
said: '1f my circumstances would al
low me the liberty. should be glad to
take advantage of your courtesy and be
present, but l am obliged to stay at
home. 1t is just as well, for am one
of the old original gas wells myself, and
it would not be good judgment to have
too many of us blowing off at one time
in the same place" If there is one thing
more than another which these mrth
manufacturers are touchy about it is the
subject of originality. When Mark and
Bill meet look out for deep, dark red
gore.
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Our G. C. on the sunny side of the
street recently filed one of his columns
with a ramshackle mess of snipsnaps and
dubbed it temperance column.-Iader.
"Ramshackle mess of snipsnaps" is
good, exceedingly good, worthy of the
cgotistical source from which it eman
ated; and no one viii appreciate it better
than Miss Maggie E. Currens, who has
contributed every line that has appeared
in the temperance column of the GRAPH
&c, except dozen words or so-those to
which our own signature was attached
After such an effort as that, our e. C. on
the shady side of the street should go up
and sit in the artesian creek and cool his
ramshackle brains
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The editor of a paper at Storm LAX

The editor of apaper at Storm Lake,
Iowa, is now hiding in swamp near
that place in consequence of the way he
mixed up the reports of cattle show
and concert. His paper said: "The
concert given last night by 16 of Storm
Lakes most beautiful and interesting
young ladies was highly appreciated
They were elegantly dressed and sung
in most charming manner, winning
the plaudits of the entire audience, who
pronounced them the finest breed of
short horns in The country. A few of
them are of rich brown color, but the
majority are spotted brown and white.
Several of the heifers are fine bodied,
tight-limhed animals and promise to
prove good pronersy..''
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In Sweden and Norway the liquor
traffic is regulated in novel way. 1t is
called the ''Gothcnberg system" so
named after the town in which it was
first tried 1t Is plan by which liquors
are sold at no profit to the persons who
deal them out. A profit is made, but it
is turned over to the public treasury and
used to help dcfray the expenses of gov
ernmcnt. In places where liquors are
sold under this plan it is made compul-
sorry upon the seller to offer good food
with coffee and other Notwithstanding
drinks to all customers AS the dealers
profits are only to be had upon the latter
named articles, it is evident that special
ciforts are made to induce his patrons to
buy only these. Ii is claimed the sys-
TEN works well. 1t would seem that ii
would tend to diminish in Il great de
gree the amount of liquor sold aud as
that is the prime object of temperance
legislation, this new scheme appears to
be worthy of investigation,
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.aUMA0Nh.
fItnt Publication, May %
4b1xatoey o2 Dakota In tho district oonrt in
Il ~ JudIriAl District and for Brulo copaSy.
Nj ~ 3eAH NJ. Doan, plaintiff

: ~
Il.n,hoid 4. eesol. catbarine
,ssAols Ea.e!d Si., a.si =; G.asEeI, & o.sT
Il 'ss'sIe disdasns j. Leoci cbsnaosy sna ssepeWsn ".
sA11G1s Chafles r. sDeilhsI
.8saSE q, Cnibertson and
ChANncey i. GkiFgs partners Summons.
6 6 me- sssssaSssi II taris@' Ss,s9i 1bfahs,a; e nan;
4fssd u. Fischer; Tilson
&afth md keith PARTNERS as
50 hf1sS frank smith and
ia4tth + CAltA. defendants.
10 kaaknld =. Bcholz, CathaEina NJ. Scho)x, I'D
81 CssaGsr. Calvin al u Peck aud Stephen 9 ,. 3.
ssnk B. Cal6sssson and GIaaacey ii. Grisss..
3aFtnesy = Gledisn, Griggs & Co.; Chauncy N.
iries, AbsahAm K1hs Adolph Nnthan, Sigfriod
Il. Efschsrt Edson Keith and Keith, partners as
:! lsas Saa s%se emo saes Gait part
5 1uu ar0 Aerohy ~ mn0ne4 and required to an
59Wor thu complaint OF the Abuve named plaintiff
- cop1 (which y herewith served upon You, and
g Gts N che pas
- county, D. r., within thirty days after the
1egsice Of this Qannnons On you, exclusive of tho
sAay os Service AID 1 you fail TO answer this
sepmplaint within that time, the pla intiffwin
gply e ne Court for tho relief demanded IN
& = a, sItehsll 2. this 18th day Of Jan
BE Waiting & Mohr,
d, q. Nitchall, D. 4. Plaintiffs Atiya.
Taks notice that the complaint in this action
;is otes 81 st tho @ Clerk 81 iEs hist. Court Within
md Scr IA eounty of Brnle. Territory ef Deko-
e re sSaFs q hcuss n II the City Of Ghanber
Plffs. Attys.
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Semi professionally, if not oftener, some
old fogy exchange has something to offer
about the slatterly home life of the So
ciety girl, advises the young men of to-
day "to see the girl he is courting before
breakfast" Why bless your stupid old
souls they all do see them before break
fast! Hours before. Some of the BOYS
never think OF starting home until they
smell the odor of becfsteak stealing
through the keyhole.
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sHERlFF'S SALE
4 "a jndisial Dist 81 Il In an and | for hrnle CO. CO.
o. II. Foots

H1gom xOun6s - ta-1
N0fioe q hereby given that BY virtue Of a
Jndgnsnt of Forecl losure and Sale IN the above
a0ed action on the 18th day OF May A. ID. 1881
md IN exeCntiOn issued upon aaid Judgment,
ths subscriber. 3. ?. ochsner, sheriff of Brule
.ooanty, Dakota Territory, for that purpose APP
pointed, will sell at public auction at the front
fdoer Of the Opera House in the City. Of Cham
Aeflain, tnat being the place wherein Inst term
.os court vas held in said ceunty of B,ile, Da-
kota TsrritorY. on the first day Of July, 1887 mt
O'Clock in the afternoon Of that day, the real es-
afnta and m1rtGsked premises situated in the
;oOanty OF Hrule, Territory of Dakota, and di-
md therein described ~ follows: Tho North
sGeat quarter tNEA Section fourteen Il - Town
;ahip One Hundred and Thr.e t1gs) N. Of Range
sfixty Eight l8s) ". s P. NJ, containing 100 acres
}ee 20 mach thersof az may be sufficient to salts
II said Judgment and costs, amounting in all to
Three Handrad and Forty Seven Dollars and
ieixty -Four Cents, with interest thereon from the
sdnts OF said judgment, and all accruing costs OF
soals RI
Dhtsd. Chamberlain, D. T.. May 20, 1887.
@ f. P. 0chsner.
II III .S. Sheriff OF Brule county.
IA PlAlals liz, 3 AttorneyR,
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Don't Experiinent.

You cannot afford to waste time in
experimenting when your lungs are
in danger. Consumption always
seems at first, only cold. Do not
permit any dealer to impose upon you
with some cheap imitation Of Dr.
Kings New Discovery for Consumpt-
ion, Coughs and Colds, but be sure
you get the genuine. Because he
can make more profit he may tell you
be has something just as good, or
just the same. Don't be deceived,
but insist upon getting DIR. Kings
New Discovery which is guaranteed
to give relief in al! Throat, Lung and
Chest affections. Trial bottles free
at F. E. Miller's Drug Store. [Gl
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nuox,an.a srnIaa salxe.

Tho best salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheun,
Fever Sores. Tettcr. Chapped Hands.
Chilblains. Corns, and all SKIN Erup
tons, and positively cures piles or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction or money refunded.
Price % cents per boz. For sale by F.
E. Miller.
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Pulitzer, of the World, editorially calls
Dana, of the Sun, "a black guard lost to
every sense of decency," "a coward and
liar and "a course and uncouth
black guard" 1t is thus that we small
fry receive our lessons in journalism.
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In this world man must either be a
hammer or an anvil. +" ssys an exchange
Judging from the amount of blowing
they do some men would make better
bellows.
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A Chicago paper devotes over two
columns of space to show that the
chances are against the resurrection of
women after this life. If the women
don't arise a good many mcn will not
care to.
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It is stated that there are only half
dozen diamonds in existence that weigh
100 carats. We have examined our dia-
monds ana find that we don't own one of
the half dozen. We suspected as much.
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patent is about to be issued on a
male bathing suil that will not give
away the fact that the wearer has bow
legs. Tom Holt is the patentce and ex-
poets to clear millions from its sea shore
sale.-PldAkinto1 Standard.
We've got a man here in Kimball who
ought to have one of the suits. He is SO
bow legged that his wife uses him to
frame her motto, God Bless Our
Home"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-06-24

Women have been wronged for ages;
they have suffered in a thousand ways"
says lady lecturer. There is one way
they hayn't suffercd-in silence.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-06-24

Chief Justice Tripp and daughter,
Miss Maud, will leave this week for New
York. They sail July I'd for Europe,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-06-24

1t is said that in round numbers there
are in circulation to-day $4,000, 900 in
one-dollar certificates. If SO we would
like to know who in thunder has got our
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-06-24

A Georgia mule colt has five well de-
veloped legs DAKOTA Bell
The extra member will probably go
out and solicit business for the main
firm.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-06-24

1t is said that cx-Vice President
Wheeler, deceased began life as bare
footed boy. So did we, for that matter,
and barcheaded, too.