St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-04-03

moderated, and he has not been compelled to
inhale the fumes from hay fire. He also
tntimates that he may bring suit for dam
ages against Fred Warner, as he suspects tile
latter OF concocting and promulgating that
story about the moving machine attachment
to his bicycle.
Howard Estes has raturned to the Windsor
again, after q long absence, ana taken his old
place behind the pilot wheel. He is loaded to
the guards with all sorts of stories and jokes,
and his hourly entertainments are better than
the dime museum. His adventures have
been OF most startling and oftentimes mar
Vicious character, and several times he
barely escaped with his life-by leav-
Ing his pocket-book behind. Mr.. Estes has
worked Off few fresh s'sels" on the boys,
but he has also brought back and attempted
to palm them of as new. lot Of very rank
chestnuts, which have cost him GOOD many
rounds of drinks. But Mr. Estes does not
seem To be discouraged, and the mill will
probably continue to grind until the grist is
exhausted.
The suspicion is horrifying,t mhfjsqaiti
possible that there are any Billy -Kis-
sane's in st. Paul? Is it within the
range of possibilities that man who COM
United q great crime years ago has settled in
ST. Paul under an assumed name and grown
to be q rich and honored citizen without ex-
citing the slightest suspicion as to his past
history? 1t there is even one in all this vast
city he can make a fat thing OF 1t by coming
around and giving to the GLOBE an exclusive
account of the whole matter. II it should
turn out to be scoop the GLOBE will pay
SIS per line for it, but will not undertake to
suppress names.
49,
Now. is there any reason why those two as
pirng dodgers
Should, as they pass each other, wear a
smile so cold and cruel?
You say the one with black mustache is Mr.
E. G. Rogers.
And that the one with pretty beard is Mr.
Stanford Newell?
Well, what OF that, I'd like to know hope
they are not jealous?
They want to go to congress at the end of
Rice's term?
Then let us 90 and stop them and get them
both to tell us
Their position Oh the tariR-you'll laugh to
see them squirm.
80
The departure of Horace Beausant Hum
phrey for Chicago-where he will reside dur
ing the coming summer-remOves from White
Bear social circles one OF its brightest orna-
ments. Mr.. Humphrey has been constant
habitue of the pretty shores of White Bear
during the summer season for years, and his
nobby white tianuel suit, patent leather shoes
and sailor hat With blue ribbons pendant,
were tue JOY OF all MS lazy 1rlenQS ana the
envy OF all the men. His bnthing suit was a
revelation in costumes of this character a po-
eticai fantasy, as il were, And Mr.Humphrey's
ankles and lower limbs were marvels. They
attracted the attention even of the waddling
gOslings that played along the beach. Last
summer Mr.. Humphrey had no whiskers.
This summer he will have. 1t would be
good investment for Mr.. Leip to offer Mr..
Humphrey inducements to spend the summer
at his house-a board bill for the season,
releipted. for instance. Mr.. Humphrey
would prove an attraction. AS he bathed in
the surf along the Lelp house beach during
the pleasant summer evenings, the guests,
who lolled lazily on the veranda or reclined
dreamily in the hammocks under the cool
trees, would be greatly edited and entertained
in watching the undulating waves trickle
gently and gracefully through Mr.. Humph-
rey's whiskers. Mr.. Humphrey should come
back.
gentleman who has lately returned from
Chicago gives Il glowing account OF the good
time Col. O'Learf, formerly of Avoca, is
having in his new position as postofhee IN
spector. He receives a salary of Sl,o00 per
annum, which enables him to live in style
properly BETTING his dignity, and he is in a
position where he has chance to grow. III
Judge Stacy, or any of the Democratic mana
gers at Albert Lea, desire to engage the col
onel to make speech during the next cam
paign letter addressed in the care OF the
Chicago postoff1ce will reach him.