New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

under ts present president, MI James l. fos'' -
certainly showing considerable energy lts ia'e,t
move has been the flooding Of New-forh
state with copies of the campaign Extra HAN
way Through" reviewing the first TWO
years OF Mr.. Cleveland's administration
The club hat ESQ 900 copies prnted and few were
sent into other States.
ProhIbou-t ought to be induced S dAe to
put enemy into their brains 20 s,esi away 'ue
mouths-( Ncw-YOrk Commercial NdVeitSer
The sermon lad been a particularly long ana
tedious one and the congregation coming from churen
ycrc tIrcd and dissatisfied, when bright little
six-year old plped out That's nico minister he
preocbcd SLOW So / could have a nice sleep
A recently returned traveller, who crossed the ocean
On a vessel which carried thousand persons all toll
looked careful Is at the boats AMI lifeav'ns apparatus
and found that there wero accommodations ror IN
hundred The figures tell their own story ana tel
IL with striking force, too
4 to,toss recently found had engraved on IT. shell
Alan, year l." Tho man on whose properly the
tortoise was found recognized Adams -igna,tnr s,
Alan used 10 drive team for him. but he can't mag
agfne why he didn't add the other three hgureS-eoo
-(NOrrt-tOwn Herald
The Chinese puzzle-that new Chinese bank
A paper In Creto. Ncb., prints the announcement
that the pastor Of the Congregational Church VIII NOT
preach for month under the heading Bully True
Couptyman ITO book-eller,-a My wife wants me 30
TT..,ar,.nt supp5Se ~ Country man-"weli, |
dunno. II you've one that amt too much used up,
| reckon second hand ono would suit ner JUST Is
well. -Clravcore' Magazine.
hint TO the Thirteen CIub.-Thirteen loaded freight
cars were wrecked tho AmbOy Division OK inc
Pennsylvania Railroad yesterday
Tho west virginia school teachers arc sound on the
saloon question the recent state Teachers Asso-
citation n resolution favorns the prohlbitory amend
ment adopted unanimously.
A welcome to Pa" what yer all dressed up fur :"
rial abDya. -
"On fathers account"
what about your tatherr
Coming ont Of the workhouse to-day, and We have
all s sSs@,S up to ., T Ist h picnic over that
w9ndn hey II you'd been SI there Iy ana ay seS on
an lee cream festivsl"-t Detroit Free Press.
In the island Of sumatra flower grows which is
nine feet In circumference. and weighs fifteen pounds.
when a Sumatra dude goes 10 the theatre he has his
boutonnisro brought In by an ableho'lied valet
Tho three ~wetr counties of Georgia Hall. Wal
ton and uwnnet. named after Georgias three sgners
of the Declaration of Independence Bill Arp says
he ~rockons II must be tho spirit Of 10 that keeps
them wet"
Anxious Chicago Father Ito frend-"I fear that
my SON will never amount to anything. ..,,.
hearl, the friend cCnsOlinTly repneu, Una.
no hal written magnificent criticism on tho scnooI vi
"oh, yos. he did that. hut he sold COW 6r $40
kansaw Traveller.
A new and picturesque branch Of business has been
established at Calera, Alabama An enterpnsing
colored gentleman Of that place gets bitten by rattle
snake on purpose at so cents bite. This done'
he promptly proceeds to render the bite harmless by
an external application Of a clay poulttce and an in
ternal big drink of whlskey accumulated with pu
tobacco II the supply OF rattlesnakes holds out
there Is no reason why no should not accumulate
wealth. to say nothing of wreaths of fame.
The Rev. Mr.. Baxter, Church of England minister
at Lyerpool, Challenges any one to dsproye his
will ascend rom ear III TO heaven anil that the mil
lennum viii begin April II, iooi There is somehhs
Springfield Union.
We arc told that Buffalo has named his horse
"Mugwump, because he @interferes, but that is moth
Ing: there is In this city who has named his
horse "Mugwump" because he kicks, and boy In
Brooklyn who has named his donkey "Mugwump- be-
cuse he is--a donkey.
According to "The Philadelphia Times athe Phira-
bless YOU that Is also tho Democratic National issue
In nutshell IL Is such an oil issue too, that II may
be said 10 be In Chestnut she-(NorristOwu Herald
Says a CORES pendent OF "The Louisville Courier
Journal" "Thcro are many large buildings and evil
dences OF wealth in Kansas CITY, calculated Impress
the casual observer, but II no stays here little while
no will discover That nearly all OF them are owned
by people In the East. AL the great cable car lines
arc owned by Boston capitalists who never out
here, save TO take an occasional hook al their prop
crty. Boston IA the heaviest holder of Kansas Citv
property. and owns many OF tho large buildings and
much real estate. New-iork comes In for big share
and nearly every large city In the East has invest
ments hore."
TWO SIDES TO IT.
Browning's Side
Love-making how simple a mattert No depths to
explore,
No heights IN life 10 ascend No disheartenlng befure
No afrightng hereaiterlove now will be- love over,
-tBrowning
Our Side
Lovc.making-how awful a matteri We've been there
before.
Tho bulldog loose In the yard The cowhdes her grim
papa wore,
The terrible force OF propulsion as swiftly we passed
through the doori
-lBoston Courier.