New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-08
TIE talk or THE DAY.

Tiff, IS too bad. After the Presidents phrase
eloull>h clcc" ha, been accepted democratic
classic. CORR, pouIenf appear, ia that Democratic
paper The Albany Times" and say that ther" Is
mo- such word in the English language as ghoull'h'
American Bravery Bismarck II dose Americans
wont settle dot fisheries di~Iuf" VIII you fight EN-
Distinguished Euel- hmsn-No We won't
wonldlc madness TO fight such a nation a, that"
Nv ,ta,,. w., Why ,ir. those American, ride At
the rate of forty nny milo, an hour along Idle red
hot stoves. They've born dare lie, lis. ~ Omaha
World
You can look At twenty seven rcd headed men Ia
the present Congrc,s-unc,s some Of them happen
To bee IN the cloak room hu,tng for a cup Of tea
II Is getting TO lie tho fashion now in the upper
they are born. Engraved cards are sent to friends
the instant tho new baby makes rs advent into the
cation two scts ~ card, are printed one hrailng a
masculine and the other a feminine nane.-tlo'ton
Journal
There is Srin,tcrs Insurance Company in schcs-
Wig which give, shelter board and pin money 10 the
single lady member, Of we'll 20 do families. At the
birth ~ girl the father enters the girls in the
book, ~ the company and pays certain sum every
year IT, when his daughter reaches her twenty
fourth year she IS sim unmarried. She IS entitled 10
certain income and To a couple Of furnished rooms I'm
a house belonging TO the company. The house Is a
handsome one. with fine garden attached 10 H. II
the fai her dies before MS uhhEhlcl uci '"'"e
fourth year. the girl enjoys the privileges In
ease she dies or marrics all her rights arr forfeited
ana the money paid I'm revert, to the company. These
chance, enable the company To make the provision
named while parents have the satisfaction Of knowing
the future daughters to be secured In case Of
the death If their natural providers.
The American funny man is beginning to get ia his
work on the sad" part OF the French Presidents
name.
Early bearing Is not confined to the stone fruits
We have recently seen the finest Of apples, great III
size perfect I'm texture color and flavor, grown nj
MIR bryant, ranch At Goshen. in Tulare County from
frees which he planted three years ago These apples
vim bear export. and have sign Of
the presence of the Goblin moth, or
ofhcr insect enemy The pear Is equally precocIous
and ha, long life Therefore. there Is no waiting
lifetime for fruit That happens In climates Mhcro
middle aged man plants tree and claims 'r.n, ~,
doing something 10 furnish 10 poSery the run ne
does Npcci To eat himself lNan frah''N'" All"
Ladies' and gcutlcmcn's tailor shops. fa'hionahi"
liquor di> pens aries and brio hrac war"ro"nl' arr
over running the Murray I'm part Of Fifih ave "h
tho lo adjoining the stewart mansion heSt''S nun
uicture store within twenty feet ~ whcrc the hundred
thousand dollar masterpieces once hung III VII.
stewards gallery The desire for pc'ufcS a"u
artistic furniture mus, be- making tremendous STRIDES
in thlscountry II the outcrop Of salcSrooms ON S'ect
Flnh-avc Is any indication.
."I want to conerauatc YOU. Miss Crochet: upon a1
your splendid success on the lvrcM - ~ al nr,s ~
NOu hlN gaming EolW'h "i'''
II beg yonr pardon. Mrs. smith. but inc , N.N
n.ttcrur nr,ises Of which have been the Ic.iprn,
Jn not come from all sorts of people t~,, ~ an
from one sort the better sort u You WIZ aI"" ~
r. snv So I'm yorr presence. r-(noston Transcript
A Dakota genius has invented iheecornc'cn vi
nvngilb sail which he attaches To an ordinary HEh'
wagon I'm such A way as to catch the wind sending
the vehicle over the streets the praires al the rare
Of ten or twelve miles an hour
There arc indications that the religious press VIII
soon take strong ground against football INC IN
depcndcntr says ave respectfully ask the preSiden-
and other officials connected with our colleges II
they have not sonnet hing To say ana do III relaloh
to tho brut Al and immoral practices above named"
Lady IN clerlu-I want 10 look al something that
vnmIJ In, a suitable Christmas gift Tor my husband
,'crk- Yes madam something cheap | s'poso :
-(Epoch
II may be- necessary for our policemen TO undergo
tests for color blindness II the colorS Of the street
lamps arc multiplied ON Fifth ave. for Instance
blazc the golden gaslghts, the diamond glliterins
nrc lehis tho red lights indicating the fire alarm
boxes and the green lights of the police patrol signal
boxes.
The editor Of this paper has been as near sne"i .nls
vccl ns hr hopns aud believes he VIII he. The
flme. of the smlphurous regions have encompaSScd
him about but, praise Cod the odor has been dis
| u.ll,d and Richard Is somewhat himself again, on
words to that effect. The new press was the cause