The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1887-07-21
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BRlO.A-BRAO.
CAUGHT,

CAUGHT. ..H7
Over the lattice there clambered vine
Its tendrils in arabesque tenderly ciunp
To the cool slender bars in the shade of the
pine, ..E
That sheltered us there where the song
sparrows sung.
AS sweet as rose in the pale pink and blue
Of her thin fleecy robe, with bud in her
hair,
AS fair as trOpic bloom fresh with the dew,
She musCd by my side in the cool morn
ing air.
How did it happen? | really don't know,
Her lips were like roscbuds-sOre tempted,
"Oh, nobOdy sac uS!"-I started to go,
When Il wee VOICE. seen 'O0 an I'm
dCin' TO tell!"
Wonder if dentists ever extract cube roots?
Dry toast-A toast at temperance meet
ing.
In the drama of life the clerk plays q
counter part.
"Ics, my son, yes: dun is the future
tense of due"
When is q man not q NAV? When he
turns into lane
The man who wears tight boots never |
trCmbleS in his shoes.
To Il contcnted mind closet is equal to a
palace.
II demands a giants strength to subduc
the weakness of love.
The more you collar and cuff Chinaman
the better he likes it,
Formerly the foolish virgins had no oil;
now the foolish virg ins are too free with the
| kerosene.
Why man boots his dog but merely
| shoes his hen has never been precisely de
| tCrmincd.
| When lads with gripings sore abused
| " Ill OF the apple green partakc,
| jim A. X Ginger introduced
! Will be to festive Belle f. Ache
| Ii is hard TO make bad actor or a bad
| cigar draw well without q great deal of
putting.
The author who wrote "Thcrc is beauty
in extreme old age, " probably nevcrtacklcd
an 0vcr-nursCd egg.
There are men who do not want to be
President Just ar there are young women
VINO don't want to get married.
"IOw shall | stuff dccr's head?" asks
a correspondent. Stuff it with taffy and
gumdrops, you simpleton.
The phrase blind as bat" should be
| revised so rs to read "blind as q bat: after a
curved ball"
1t is not merely the individual bnt soCi
ETY., that suffers by every idle, every selfish,
| every mean, and every just man.
Friendship is very poetic and romantic,
and ali lhat but as q general thing when q
| man wants 10 borrow ten dollars he will do
better II he goes to IN acquaintance.
Ilc who is taught to live upon little owes
more to his fathers wisdom than he that
has Il great deal left him docs to his fathers
care,
The Tyre it is said was originally sug.
gcS'cd by the bent bow This is probably
the reason that bcaus have been such liars
ever since.
y million girls rolled into one would not
have tithC Of the vanity of Il man whose
youth is past aud whose old age has not be-
sun.
= girl discovered that Il am0nth's work in
creased the size Jf her hand by one size of
glove, and she Quit working faster than
YOU could drop hat.
Among the 'hundrCd best books" the
pocket book ranks first. If ii is sufficiently
robust there will be no difficulty in select
, ing the other ninety nine.
l hat is the best way to manage
= man. asks Il feminine cOrrcspundent. The
answer to this old comndrum is, Dom
5 irl iEr man know You arc trying to manage
him.
t. y merchant who wanted to marry every
pretty girl he met was aeljudged insane
4 ire Sequence isn't natural. If the mcr
chant were after the homcly girls then HI
was crazy.
, y lIavcrstraw woman. who believed
4 there WAS good luck" in having a bird II,
S III the house, chased a canary bird in, ant
| III doing SO upset and broke q ten-dolla
mirror.
c Common salt is valuable preventive
, ana III some measure a remedy for all BLOOD
diseases among animals. 1t is destructive
OF parasitic life, and preventive of fer
mcntS which are present in blood diseases
E could'st thou but know
l VITA what Il deep dcvotcdness of woe
, ! wcpt thy absence, DER and DER again
Thinking of thee, still thee, till thought
grew pain,
An" memory, like a drop that night and
day
Fails cold and ccoscleas, wore my heart
away.