The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-01-30

4 IL II jail A1AIeAAsAA
Salt Lake City, Utah.
SUNDAY. JANUARY GO, 1887
EVENTS AND COMMENTS
SPEAKING OF land monopoly, Lo, tht
rich Indian, holds 134 100000 of acres il
this country.
The SACRAMENTO Bee says: money
has become the ruling power in politics
as in most other things.
THE FRESHEST bit of news is that 5
Kentucky jury has found man guilty
of murder.-Macon Telegraph.
ONLY TWO members of the Pennsyl-
wanna Legislature refused railroad
passes and they got no praise for 1t.
NEW YORK will enjoy the satisfaction
of being represented in the Senate BY
the handsomest member of that body
The WEATHER is too cool for Brothel
Blaine to have sunstroke; but sun
stroke in winter would add greatly tc
his popularity.
The PRESIDENT 4.has appointed Mr.
Church Governor of Dakota. The peo-
pie up there growI. They are in favor
of State, not Church.
Mr.. VICHY, Pole, hung himself to ar
Iowa lamp-post, while drunk, and was
cut down, dead. We have long ad-
vised against putting whisky in Vichy
RUSSIA OWES S2,93S, 93s, 900, nearly
three times as much as the United
States, and pays per cent. interest
Her Nihilists ought to dynamite the
debt.
THE SONG of the tenant farmers in Ire
land runs:
So landlords and grand lords
Go grumOle as you may
A low rent or no rent
Is all the rent we'll pay.
CHICAGO Neags: 1.-The country will
gladly overlook New York's negligence
in the matter of building the monument
to Gen. Grant if she will go right on pill
ing McQuades on Jsehnes in her peni
Tertiary.
PETE BBEEE is the new. State treasurer
Of Colorado, who brings honesty and
rich brogue TO the discharge of his
duties. He says:
OF know little about bookkeeping and the
loike. but begorra not clint can get away
from me, sor.
WHEELING, PITTsBURG, Baltimore and
Cincinnati are building furnaces it
which to cremate their garbage and
solid sewage. 1t is believed that such
disposition of it will eradicate diphthe-
ria and typhoid fever from cities.
The PITTsBURG Chronicle says: "The
New York correspondents sometimes
telegraph thrilling news to their papers.
Howard wired the Boston Globe few
nights ago: The moon tonight is as big
as a cart WHEEL"
SENATOR CoNGEB, of Michigan, leaves
the Senate poorer than he was when he
entered it. The Senate is no poorer, \
however. 1t is getting richer every day
and difficult as the eye of needle for a
poor man to enter.
MARK TWAIN said recently, when
asked whether it was true that he pro-
posed to start newspaper in Hartford:
Heavens, no! 1 shall never start a
newspaper so long as can buy three
for less thanit costs me to have my boots
BACKED"
TIRE ENTIRE Scriptures contain 2, 775,.
269 ems diamond and 2,S07, $40 ems in
nonparen. 1t would take q printer
year and half to put the Scriptures in
type at the rate of 5000 ems per day.
The quantity of metal required in non
pareil would be about $500 pounds, in
bourgeois 1900 pounds, and in plea
5000.
The PHILADELPHIA Press thinks that
il the Archangel Gabriel were nomi-
mated for mayor the Democrats would
kick. Il he were nominated by the
Republicans, they certainly would, for
there would be mystery about such
nomination by Republicans that could
not be satisfactorily explained to the
public.
THE EARTH internal heat is now
being forced into practical service at