Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-22
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| M Nevers" Bore. reaching out fof = but
ton hole-W hats going on, old man. Mr.
Busy Man, dodging-I ON.
NOR VISIT THE THEATRE.
Tho nuns in the Via Mer,,lana convent ir
Rome, 1t Is said, never $50 q man" Enough
they do not know the tasre of cloves.
EAR, EAR!
Mr.. John Cas- the candidate)-Doctor, my
car aches all the time; what do you suppose
Is the matter with it, Doctor tafter careful
mination)-C;rowing pains
TOUCHED THE PLArE.
"Our dinner table," said Mr.. Newboarter
pleasantly, rs he studied the pattern Of the
cloth, reminds me Of time table, And
wbereforeT inquired the prompter "More
figures than fodder" was the soft answer
which turned on the wrath
THE FATE OF PYGMILLIoN.
"Pig pens close to the well, OF close to the
house." says The Farmers Friend, mean
death" You bet; death to the pig. It's pretty
hard to locate the pen SO rs to change this fatal
Specification, too.
THE UNPARDoNABLE SIN
Justice Lockmeup-Your fine Is go. As.
tonished Lawbreaker-Twenty dolarsi For
getting drunk Justice-No, for getting
caught Hundreds of r..on,o cot dr,,,e Go.
day and don't fine EN- cent Only fine
those who get caught.
MAKING A sA-LAx.
"Leavc the door aiar. pl.ase- said tho
merchant, courteously And the visitor
from Arkansas, as he went ont fetched il Z,
with both hands, yankipp OF the Knob
springing both hinges, and leaving . lar th,t
ratified every window in the building A.,d
il you'll believe it. the merchant cot mad
You don't know how TO please some men. b.
cause they never know what they want them
selvea
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