The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1887-02-03
BRlC-A- A-BRAC.
WOMAN'S AIM.


| If you should be bCsd" her then;
| At once place of safety find,
| That is to say, stand near tho hen.
! Parasites-Eyc- glasses.
A matter Of corcS-Applcs.
| The plumbers vcgctablc-Lcek.
High strung-Telcgraph wires.
A grave chargc-Thc sections fec
Hours of idolness-Sparkling days.
Do wiry men make the best tclcgraphCrs?
A tcctotaller-An accountant in Il tea
store.
Much adcu about nothing-Thc parting
of two society girls.
The wood chopper is the chap who can
always ''makc his pile"
The p's that Russia wants-Plundcr.
| power and prestige.
No man can digest the English grammar
until he has ct molOgy.
A maid is young lady who is single and
who will be won if she marries.
When the heart is full the lips are silent
when the man is full it is different
An aftcGdinner spcakcr-Thc bonbon
cracker.
Never trust the man who is ALWAYS de-
preciating his associates.
| A restaurant keeper can make both ends
meet by serving calf's head and ox-tail soup
The latest wrinklc-1hat in the tails of
| your OverCOat.
When a man loses his false teeth, could
it be called gum drop?
The way of the tranSgrcssor is hard-bc
cause many feet have troddcn it.
"a Terrible Temptation"-Tos say "chcst
| on pll &c
The more intelligent you make Jury
man believe he is the stupidcr he gets.
a conductor can be polite to the ladies
and at the same time knock down the fare.
Hens have an ambition similar to men.
They all want to get on the highest rOost.
1.-Two heads are better than one" This
was written before thrce-story bonnCts came
| in fashion.
1t is said of one fashionable young man
that he never paid anything but n compli-
mcnt.
a sporting paper says: "a match race
has been arranged" We presume il will
end in a scratch.
The elephant is never troubled with bag
gage when he is travelling, his trunk j.,
always 'on a head
Mr.. John l.. Sullivan seldom becomes
unconscious, still his opponents are always
alarmed when he fents.
An exchange says that the masculine
| girl must go. If she have the "go' in her
why shouldn't she.
Education is something like love. Mos;
men think they've got it till they come to
be about 10 years old.
That only can with propricty be styled
refinement which, by Strengthening the in
tellect, purifics the manners.
An Ohio girl has had 90 offers of mar
riages within two years. Perhaps the l0ngh
man will be the unlucky fellow.
| A Nebraska court has undertaken to OK.
plain "What is in q sausage" At last
| reports it had got no farther than the baIk.
'Thc most unkindncst cut Of all" is fire.
quently furnished you by your butcher
wllh the assurance that it is sirloin.
When girl gets mad and rises from Il
fellows knee, but thinks better Of it all
goes back again, is what they call a relapse.
a Louisiana Judge decides that man
who loses money for poker may recover
from the man who sells him the chips.
Some one wants to know why spikcS
were placed on the Acad Of the Goddess of
Liberty TO keep her hair up, o. courac
An article on gingerbread Says THAT il
has been made since the 1lth century. We
have certainly seen some that VIC thought
might have been.
Save the fat" says an exchange. II
there is going to be preference in those to
DC saved, better save the lean The fat
ones will burn better
~ professional palmist says Il persons can
| never tell a lie with his hand shut. lie
can with his mouth shut, either, palmiArv,
it will be seen, is Il great study.
'What is the difference hctwccn an
angry lover and a Tilted maid?" "Girc it
up" 'Why, one is a cross beau, ANA the
other is cut lass"
The discovery Of scarlet snake is re-
ported by an Ontario paper. Thcman WHO
discovered it had in all probability hccn
painting the town red.
a New Yorker shot at his wife, but the
bullet hit nothing but her store hair. 1t i,
very hard to get at the exact boundaries OF
a woman nowadays.
One difference between riding a horse
and riding hobby is thjs-a man can Get
OIL horse at any time, but from Il hobby,
| never.
That electric boy in California lust dis.
covercd-can be utilized when he becomes
n few years older by marrying him to an
electric belle.
MIR. j. II. Hotfmans horse bit him on
the shoulder this morning, to The nlnusc-
mcnt Of those who witnessed it and no pain.
full injury to Mr. Hoffman.
Miss Stagcr, of Chicago, is to marry
Lord Butler. One would suppose from
the ladyS name that she would prefer i
COachman to a butter
The lrishman's manner of Obt3inir,.
sound sleep is worth imitation. lie SAID
that short sleep did for him, Q, ouse when
he slept, he paid attention to il
FulncSs untlcr the eye denotes langta@o,
When the fullncss is large and discolorcd
and hurts, this denotes that the man has
been using too much of it.
Shc-"lSn't that papa coming?" lie
'liow provoking; | was just going to steal
kiss. She Gngcniously)-IIc's awruIIy
near sighted, CharIcy-0wrulIy"
IF Il man could only catch fish as cag;}v
as he can lie aAnut H." hIn"ntsa a Tcyas
cd;lor he couil. if nc only understood
fishing as well as ha de, lying.