The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-07-01
BRIGHT BITS.

HERR Most says "the Anarchist will yet make
his mark" Certainly, when he rubS up against
anything.-TeCds SiftjngS
THE Coercion Bill and Buffalo Bill divide the
attention of the British people, On the whole,
the b. b. is more popular than the C. B.-LOWeH
Courier.
ENGLISH as She is Spoke where you take
your vacation this year ?' 81 intend to take it
with me when l go into the country Boston
Transcript.
A LONDON JOURNAL thinks that linen are not
helped by books, but we can recall number of
men who would not have amounted TO much if
it had not been for their fathers pocketbooks.--
NorriStoton Herald.
Mrs. WALDO (of Boston)-I have letter from
your uncle James, Penelope, who wants us to
spend the summer on his farm.
Penelope (dubiously)-Is there any society in
the neighborhood?
Mrs. waldo.Tve heard him speak. of the
Holstens and Guernseys presume they are
pleasant people.-Neto York Sun.
A LITTLE Italian girl who was posing as a
model said, the other day, to a lady artist who
was painting her at her studio on Fifth avenue
that she had just taken bath. The child was
asked .., How much did you pay for your bathl"
when go out to take bath" said the lady.
My" exclaimed the child, '|what clean water
they must give you''-Ihe Epoch.
'Do YOU think YOU could handle commence
mentT' asked the city editor.
''We'' replied the new reporter 81 know
that alumni is the plural, that in limine is a
chestnut, and that to say sweet girl graduate
is a felony in this State"
Good, " replied the pleased magnate, ''you
may take entire charge of the scholastic de
partment this season. Buffalo Express
'ARE you fond of music, Mr.. Rusher?' sim
pered Araminta; Il will sing, if you care for
it."
We'll, if you do, I must stipulate that the
song he accompanied by the organ" replied
Richelieu.
"Wny, you do not dislike the piano?"
''Oh no, but like to hear you sing to the
organ-it is so pleasant to think of the stops ~
Detroit Free Press
''YEs, children" said Mr. DeBaggs. address
ing Chicago Sunday school, yes, children
wrong doing is always punished, either in this
world or in the next Retribution may be long
in coming, but it is sure to come at last You
yourselves, when you grow older in years and
experience, will learn how true the lines of
Shakespeare are:
"'The mills of the gods grind slowly,
But they get there just the same''
Boston Journal of Education.
THE other day lawyer had lust finished n
letter on his typewriter with the word dictated
at the bottom of it, "Why did you add that to
1t when you wrote it yourself - asked friend.
look of pity filled the lawyers face at the
stupidity of his visitor. My gllileless far
away correspondents, he said will believe
that am overrun with business and utterly un-
able to answer my own letters. If they regard
it as a luxury for me to have private secretary
why should l undeceive themg'-P hiladel phia
Gail.
SCENE T.
crowd,
church,
A march by Mendelssohn.
bride.
groom,
airing, and priests grave tone.
Welded
And naught but death shall sever
God joined
Let no man sunder ever,
SCENE 3
A crowd,
court,
A case-detaiIs spicy.
Judge,
An oath,
A bill-decree nsi.
Divorced
Then choose again and plight EN-
Each scene
RepeatS-dd inflitlm.
IRENE HEMENwAY.