Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-26
CCMICsCINTiIA ATOMS.


sCINTlIAIONs
EASTERN AND WESTERN MORALS
Eastern political boss-"Sincc I've
been in Omaha I've seen house-building
and other work going on Sunday.
Omaha man-"Yes; it can't be help
ed"
..But libraries and places of amuse-
ment are open Sunday too.
s.Yes. Isn't it so in the Eastp''
'.No, stree. We don't allow it. 1t
interferes too much with the saloons"
-Omaha World;
SAME ONE. -
A young lady had finally been per-
suaded to approach the piano, and she
was looking for the music of "The Old
Oaken Bucket when q tired-looking
old lady advanced and whispercd;
"My dear, is this that same old song?''
"Yes'm.'
"Same oaken bucket and well?"
"Yes'm.'
"Same man comes up and draws
waterp'
"Yes'm.'
,c, ne,i eAeuse me- Piease u ne ~, . M;'s
my 'luspahu' ~ was our wen, = ieii mo
n.Is !. osie a,.y ano he was 3. ,n loul anu II
i.'. ,'n p.niiss nie ou'. tl >. " spi.o .iie'
pu. ne ueau no" anu :, ! uoii want W
n'.e s.. .he 70, pasl iecalieu. -
~, ru .a,i s.te Mens utslalts n, ~ w wa, Do ioi
'i'e " ei' W ''ii VI '--1>e''os' rec ''ss'
EXTRA PHOTOGRAPHIC FACILITIES.
American beautv-l expect to bc
presented at the Oueen,s drawipp-room
next week and wish to know if r can
arrnnoe To have NV nict,re taken here
in court dress after the rcceptionp
Iondon .,botogr,nberI tnow o+
what hour the receptions close and will
have everything in readiness for yon.
You will be here yourself. OF course?
will be in the business office when
you arrive. My wife will take your
portrait and female operators will print
it, SO don't be uneasy.
BRoTuERLY AFFECTION.
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MAJ y, n " es'ee'n p''0 ''ioio " n'o u o'ii-
oi' ,. .o . ,,o :.
W ae.a. ano no sem .;a ~ ha.e ~ oa0
Ples.s oi.on, -. anu nosi.o 'ii'' senoi ~
..Yis bnt don't moind that Ho
ALWAYS navs half the doctor-bill in the
koindest wav ve could IMAGINE. and it's
worth somcthino to have rolc old
fashioned bont wid some one that nm
derstands the science. - Washi,1ofou
C,4ffc.
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LIE ,An..e ionNhp. !.
a tramp walkedinto barroom, and,
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n'nt.' nG. sai: " ',la s.' pl' 'en.tui. I,,i
- ,''i'io :, . u n " = eN t'io'o ''ls
ootnp' ",
~, W ny .i.''O oo1iio' "ie
Soui :.iu .ne ',. oai een.lei. ;,
rto n ~ ou uoa ne a,;a,e Lo = .. u.iaA N,
on 'no pai .oiiuoi eiiiioeu o,ei :, lue
lar and another portion of his apparel,
ran MIN to the door, and pitched him
i'e'.u ioieiEos' il.o u siioW..iiit.
AS .he ne; Tramp ran, was .i, p,ching .I .ne snow o.
1u. 1u, ~ n's ea:s an, .iu nossihs .re o''f'eii-
ue. Whea ushea' w Mi'n !. pigasah. .;, - sn,ie ah
J" iia1 uo you .mi'ik ~, OF thao " ~ the
way ol nrlhg a oums --b0sfo" courier
THE LESSON WASTED.
Wife witnessing the play, "Ten
Nights in Barroom )-What terri
curse rum is, John!
husband (feellng Tor his hat)-Aw-.
ful-aWtul! Such play as this ought
to point moral OF lncalcu.able good.
Wife-Where are you going, John?
nusband-rm going out to see a man.
-Lye.
WHERE THE FAULT LIES.
Rural Child-Mamma, its rainy and
the almanac said to-day would be clear,
Mamma-That medical almanac?
mo, the Farmers Almanac
"The ways of Providence are past
finding out. The weather gets wrong
every once in awhile" /"
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A - ANDo N&,Nen
Two Arkansans engaged IN CONVEX