The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1887-09-16
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ofteh rips what she seWs.
The best Notwithstanding clear
OF the rocks OF contention.
Birds IN their little nests agree, they'd
rather not fall oat, you see.
Isn't it singular that the product Of
the still should make men so noisy
y lawyer rarely has a tooth pulled.
de is afraid the dentist may break his
Jaw.
It takes man longer for to find out
man than any other creature that is
made.
A man without self-restraint is like 3
barrel without hoops and tumbles to
pieces.
Whoever makes home seem to the
young dearer and more happy is 3 pub
lie benefactor.
y mitvanleuse is being tried in the
Austrian army which will fire 1000
bullets in ninety seconds.
Gambling with cards or dice or stocks
is ail one thing-it is getting money
without giving su equivalent for it.
NJ. Pasteur says he has treated five
hundred hydrophObia eases with his
cure this wear and has lost OILY one.
There has bsen an extraordinary in
crease in The iron and steel imports Of
this country during the last fiscal year.
a Burlington girl is learning to ploy
the cornet, and her admirers speak Of
her rs "the fairsss flower that blows"
One Of the original tendencies Of the
human mind, fundamental and univer-
sal, is the love of other peoples private
a.taiCs.
The horse shoers Gre now said to go
contemplating a strike. It has been
understood .or some time that they had
something or foot
Little Rock, Ark, boasts Of a : week
old plcksninny which can say ''pa."
''ma, get out and let me alone, - put
cut the light, - etc.
Every man at some period of his life
is an egresious fool, bat by wise dis
Peusatiun of Providence no nan knows
exactly when that time is.
The only reason the world tolerates 2 /
jiddleE is because a cat has to be killed
20 furnish the strings. A cat, dead OF
alive, is bound TO make a noise.
y little East Nashville bcv heard his !
sister say that Adam was the first man.
aud yVbay, Ia vvas aSlr-1 ,pJ0 .Ha &C., /
woman was replied Adams mother"
The boy who was employed to see
that the hens were KEPT away from the !
garden congratulated himself upon pos.
sessIng job that was a shoo-er thing.
IL You can get away for summer va
cation it is best 10 90. IL you cannot, !
yoa wi, find great comfort in the refec-
ton that there is no place like home. "
We should not always judge FROM
appearances. Il Is difficult TO tell
whether the man who says Amen fer
vently Is dayOuJ or glad thai the prayer
is ended
An Old farmer remarked on the streets
recently, when asked how his hay was
drying, chat if it cot dry IS fast as his
worknen j. would be ready for The barn
as quick as cut down.
a neat proposal Of marriage was
made by a south y Yonkers man the other
night, who said Now my dear, YOU
say you have Sjo, 900 in your own name
Why not pat 10 m mine g''
y Vermont boy learned to make ci- /
irr - - " "a his mothers teapot from
The information concerning the 'physi- !
clog.ca. Effects OF alcohol contained in
one o. bis obligatory textbooks,
There is girl In Frankfort, Ky,
whc has Invented way 20 utilize the
movement Of a womau's chin so as 10
make q ran a sewing machine, and she
wi.I Le looked upon Is greater than
Edison.
, isF.sc Ito "Joodler'' in penitentiary)
You realize now, my friend, what it
is 20 have gone wrong BoCdler tbit- !
ieTly II DO indeed, sir. I should have
gone 20 Canada. Then I would have
gone right"
I0uut Everest, 2oOO2 feet above she
sea level, ia not after all tbs highest
peak o. the IIimalayan chain. y recent
traveller declares that there are two
7 axis to the northwest Of Mount Everest /
which are much higher.
The oigal etJe is a paper cylinder flied
With toUsccO, through which the nico-
tine cannot percoiate and thence it Is
drawn into the mouth and kills the VIC
tim. Smoke cigar or pipe, allowing
the nicotine 20 eyap0rate.
New EGrkgr-"What fresh air YOU
have on! here. LIS so much tresher
than IN New York" Farmer jess
so That's jus. what was saying to
my Old woman. WHY ain't all these big
ct lee built out In The country -
WIle--John, why, dtdn'. you wake
me up last night during the tire on the
next block IIUsband-It didn't
amoua' 90 much. Wife-WeL, the next
time Iwish y3r would let me know il
you know / can't sleep II there is q Gre
a-ar.