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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
4 CITY OF MOURNING.

Public Manifestations Of GRIEF over 'he
Death of Mr.. Beeeher.
BROOKLYN, March S.-The news OF Mr.
Beeeher's death spread very quickly to all
parts of this city and Brooklyn may now
be said to be = city of mourning.
Even those who did not always concur
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
Raekien.s Aruiea saIre.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns and all the Skin Eruptiona, and
positively cures Piles, or no pay required
1t Is guaranteed 10 give satisfaction or
money refunded Price IS cents per box.
For eale By Logan d Co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

Mr.. MATHEW \. MANNING, of Hin
ton, has been appointed, on the recon-
mendatiOn of Senators CAMDEN and
KENNA, to 4 $2.OOO chiefship in the Pen
sion Bureau.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

ASSESSOR PHILLIPS passed quietly TO the
other shore at his home at 9:lo o'clock last
night He had many good attributes and
no bad ones. Asa citizen, public officer,
and Democrat, We do not known his bet
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
An Austro-Russian Agreement.

LONDON. March Sit is rumOred that
an agreement has been arrived at between
Russia and Austria for a settlement OF the
difference relative to the Balkan States.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
NEWS AND COMMENT,
THE WEATHER.

For Western Pennsylvania and West Virginia.
fair weather, stationary temperature, sOutherly
winds shining tO westerly.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

The Democrats made a gallant and sue
ceSSful fight in Council last night to keep
the Republican reformers from walking of
with all the sway in sight.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

The strikes on the B. X .. and the n.
Y, Z. X .. are unsettled and still spread
ing. Trouble WAS expected yesterday at
Youngstown.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
~..h. WIN sea MI. WIfe Ruri.d

CHICAGO, March Oscar Neebe, the
Anarchist, will be permitted to attend the
funeral of his wife. who died from apo
plexy yesterday, Sheriff Hinton having
granted his request
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
HORsFORD's ACID PHOSPHATE
Charming Effect.

DIR. J. X. Schwartz, Harrisburg, Pa,
says: II used it in a case Of dyspepsia,
with charming effect, andam much pleased
with il -
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

ME. MANNING will sail for Europe, for
his health, next Tuesday. He will be
accompanied by his family and Treasurer
JORDAN.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

THREE C's.-Tbere are three c's that
seize the children and carry them of, and
the sOrrowing mother, weeping seas oftears,
sees the little ones horne away TO the Gem
etery. The three c 5 are colds, coughs and
Group. Mothers! Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup
saYes the little ones lives.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

Miss VAN ZANDr WAS yesterday admit
ted To SPIES presence. The officials evil
IDENTIFY want to cure her.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

The Governor has'iSSued the writ Tor a
new election in Jefferson county.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

OUR palstial crematOry has a permit
still to adoTn the city commons.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

INDIANAPOLIS has been admitted to the
vacant place in the League.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

REV. HENRY WARD BEECHER died at
$50 o'clock yesterday morning. He will
be buried Thursday.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

MAYOR SEABRIGHT's maiden message
to Council is full Of good sense.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
Ifalfour Sworn In.

Dublin, March S.-Mr. Baliour was
sworn in to-day as Chief Secretary of Ire
Land.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
THE JEFFERSON ELECTION.
The Governor Issues the Writ for New
Election.

Inc SofernOr issues the VIII tor new
Election.
Special T,lNTdm 10 The Register:
CHARLESTON, w. Va, March S.-The
following writ of election was issued to-day
and sent to Jefferson county:
STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT,
March 7th, 1887.
To The Sheriff Of Jefferson County:
GREETING:-A vacancy having occurred
in the representation in the Legislature of
this State, OccasiOned by the resignation of
Hon. Daniel B. Lucas, one OF the delegates
from the county of Jefferson, You, the said
Sheriff, are hereby commanded, in the
name of the State of West Virginia, to
causea poll to be opened and an election
to be held at the several places of voting in
the said county of jefferson, on Tuesday,
the 5th day of April, 1857, for the purpose
of choosing delegate to the Legislature
to fill the vacancy aforesaid; and
you, the said Sheriff, are further
commanded to give immediate
notire to the Commissioners of Election in
the several districts in said county, and to
publish this and post notices of said cleo
ton at the places and in the manner pre-
scribed by law.
In witness, whereof, /, +. W. Wilson,
Governor of said State, have hereuntO set
my hand, aud caused the Great Seal of the
said State to be affixed at the the Capitol
in the city of Charleston, this 7th day OF
March, 1887, and of the State the twenty
fourth.
Z. w. WILSON.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09
Treaty of Alliance Signed.

ROME, March SIT is believed that the
treaty of alliance between Austria, Ger
many and Italy was signed on March 4th.
secret Instructions to Russian Inspectors.
ST. PETERSBURG, March s.-The Gov
ernmeut has sent secret instructions to all
Government Railway Inspectors on the
subject Of the mobilization and transpor-
triton of troops.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-09

was in PROCESS. The men had fallen in the
middle Of the street On the surface car
track. In CHASTITY heap they lay, some
motiOnIess, some gr0aning family, or
shrieking wildly in pain and terror. A
crowd Of thousands who had watched the
blockade from below surged around and
closed in upon the scene. A police officer
who had witnessed the occurrence sent
out calls for ambulance. While
volunteers were sorting out the heap Of the
fallen. and policemen were urging back
the crowd, the ambulanees arrived The
surgeons turned in to render immediate
and pressing aid, and the ambulances re-
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4 couple of visitors from rural DIS
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to rick out their member on the floor.
81 can't distinguish him. said one,
after hopeless visual observation.
"Of course not" was the honest reply
"He can't even distinguish hims elf.',
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When man offers you business
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Peruicious egotism is another mans
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Ticket Agent: "You don't expect
those two boys to go on one ticket
She: "Of course I do. It's twin
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
Yet He Loves Her.

Man finds any amount Of fault with
woman. yet works tooth and nail to get
TO her. He calls her extravaganza, yet
yearns to pay her bills. She's heart
less, but he devotes months to finding
the spot where that heart should be.
She's tickle, yet he struggles for a.place
in her affections. She's timid. but he,
noble creature. has courage for two.
She's a fraud. but darling. She's a
goose, but a duck. She's snippy. and
sweet In fact she's . chameleon, in
the very latest style Of spots and dots
and feathers and fixings. She's 1.-THE
and graceful and dainty and dear-and
changeable as the wind. Yet she's a
most desirable article of household
furnishing. and there are mighty few
men who want to get along without
her, chameleon-in a bustle-though
she be. San Francisco Report
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
He Knew the Corpse.

Here Is little story that is told by
one of the men in charge of the cleo
trio lighting on the train which car
ried President and Mrs. Cleveland on
their recent trip as a fact Early one
morning the train stopped for water at
little way station in Ohio. At the
depot was an elderly farmer who
showed great curiosity to see the Presi-
dent Cant see Mr.. ClevelahdP" he
asked. mo. he's asleep. and no one
can see him." was the response. Il
would like so much TO see Mr.. Cleve-
land" persisted the old man. Some
thing in his tone struck his interlocutor
and he asked; do you know MIR.
ClevelandP" NO" responded the
farmer. but was we'll scqainted with
a gentleman he hung In Buffalo some
years ago" The story was afterwards
told to the President who enjoyed L
heartily. Nashville american. -
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
Man.

Man is a mammal, though not half
as much as he ought to be.
Man is largely physical. and
would be more so if doctors had their
say.
Man is made after formula which
calls for ninety parts water and the re-
mainder of almost anything else.
Man, like a gun, sometimes goes OIL
half cooked, but it is generally because
he can't get trusted for any more "med-
icine."
One of the chief industries of man is
corn raising, some on his own feet,
some from the feet of Others and some
in liquid form at ten cents drink.
The ninety per cent Of water con-
tanned in the primitive man is often
adulterated with the juice of bugs to
such an unmerciful extent that he be-
comes a nomadic cesspool of loathe-
someness.
Man, in his best estate. Is but a
bundle of incongruities, Heterogeneous
comminglng Of good and evil. joys and
rheumatism, sorrows and phosphorus.
with bunions on his toes. tartar on his
teeth and dandrufi on his coat collar.
MANS chief delight is found in eat
ting what is not good for him, and
drinking what he knows will make him
sick. and then seeking, with agony on
his countenance and two dollars in his
hand. for remedy that will undo the
wrong he has accomplished and set
him on his taps again.
Man begins his earthly career with
out tooth in his head. This is wise.
for his occupation during the first year
Of his existence needs no such appurt-
enances. They would not only be OF
no use to him, but great source OF
pain and annoyance to those in charge
of the toothless msstaL-Dansuills
Breeze. Vss
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
A TONGUE IN KNOTS.

contracted malaria in the swamps Q
Louisiana while working for the Telegraph
company, and used every kind Of medicine
/ could hear of without relief. l at last
succeeded in breaking the fever but 1t cost
me over $4,000, and then my system was
Frustrated and saturated with malarial
poison and ] became helpless. | finally
came here, my mouth so filled with sores
that / could scarcely eat. and my tongue
raw and filled with little knots. Various
remedies were resorted TO without efect
1 bought two bottles of b. b. b. and 1t
cured and strengthened me. All sore7
nv mouth are healed and my tongue ID.
tirely clear of knots and soreness and y bel
like new man. -
jackson, Tenn, April 20, 1886.
A. +. BRITToN.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
STIFF JOINTS.
A Most Remarkable Case Of
Scrofula and Rheumatism.

have a little boy twelve years old whore
knees have been drawn almost double ana
his Joints are perfectly stiff, and has been
in this condition three years nable to walk
During that time the medical board OF Lou,
don county examined him and pronounced
the disease crofula and prescribed, but no
benefit ever derived. then used q mucn
advertised preparation without Dehehs.|
less and suffered dreadfully. friend
had used b. b. b. advised It's use. lie
used one bottle and all pain has ceased ~
he can new walk. This has been proI
nounced a most wonderful action. as n,
complaint has bafiled every thing. 4 sna'
continue TO use IL on him. .
Unitia, Tenn, March 2. lsoo.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
CHASTE HUMOR.

Man wants but little here below, and
It is to be regretted that the same can
not BIO said of woman. It'd BITS.
There is some quiet activity, but very
little hustle about the dress reform
movement New Orleans Picaynne.
The cannon Is like fashionable wo'
man, inasmuch as it is accustomed to
powder, bangs and balls. Boston Com.
merciat Bulletin.
The best use of the editorial "oM"
comes when the editors wife asks for
new bonnet At least so the editor
wife thinks. -Somervillc Journal
Some people appear to be surprised
because Cleopatra was little woman.
1t doesn't require giant to make
fool of man. Boston Gazette.
The reason the hustle doesn't have
to "hump ITSELF 10 keep in the market
is because it has already attained its
maximum height. -Me,o HaUcn News.
The man who has an expensive
health lift fitted up in his bedroom
seldom gets up muscle enough to
bring up the family COAL Somerciie
journal.
If the present coal famine continues
there will be lots of short counting this
winter, though we are confident 1t will
not cause premature marriages. --Ne0
Havcn NewS.
We suppose the expression of laugh
ing in ones sleeve is derived from the
fact that man generally crooks his
elbow when he "smiles. boston Com
merciaL Bulletin.
An Ohio family were made i'll by eat.
ing poisoned pie. Any one who would
add to the already deadly character Of
the American pie by putting poison in
it, is a fiend. Detroit Free Press.
She Henry. don't my encircing
arms remind you of tendris clinging to
the oakP" He-"Ten drills? Ten
drillsp Oh. see. You were speaking
of your finger nails. "-New Haven
NetOs.
mabel. have something to say
that l think will astonish you" What
is it, HarryP" II am going away"
"Oh, Harry! you are always getting up
some nice surprise for Inc. "--Merchant
Traveller.
THAT is one of our rising young
men, Judge; he will make his mark in
this town and don't you forget it."
Indeed! What does he doP" 'He
spends So, 900 ayear on salary OF
81. 200. "-Bnrdette.
When man sets out to learn what
a woman thinks, the experiment usu-
ally ends in his telling her everything
that he thinks himself. And generally
she doesn't find the information very
valuable. ,SomerUille Journal.
There is great deal of false regis
tration right here in Pittsburgh "
remarked prominent politician.
Where P" asked the reporter, anxious
for sensation. Eat the police sta
ton. "-Pittsburgh Chronicle.
When a young man is making love
to girl he is apt to tell her that he
wishes her silvery accents might ring in
his ear forever. but nine times out OF
ten he would as soon hear perpetual
steam whistle ten or fifteen years after
the minister has got his fee.-Somer'
| vile Journal
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
CARE OF THE TEETH.
A Dentist Advises tho Use OF Only
Water with the Brush.

A Dentist Advises tho Use OF Only
Water with the Brush.
what should man use to clean hii
teeths" was the question asked OF
well-known dentist recently by The
Boston Saturday Evening Gazette. The
dentist replied at once' Nothing but
water. There are more good teeth
ruined by so.caled dentifrices than by
all other causes in The world put to-
gether The object of the makers oil
these dentifrices is, of course. to pro-
duce preparation that will. with very
little rubbing of the brush, make the
teeth look perfectly clean and white.
To accomplish this they put pumice
stone, and sometimes strong alkalis, in
their preparations Pumice-stone will
unquestionably take all the tarter oil
the tooth. and will also, just as unques'
tonably take all the enamel with 1t.
An alkali will make yellow tooth
look white in q few seconds, but before
a week has passed 1t will have eaten
away nearly all the enamel and utterly
destroyed the tooth. In walking the
street YOU often see fakir. by way OF
advertising his patent denMrice, call a
small boy from the crowd near by, and,
opening the boys mouth. rub the
dentfrice on his dirty teeth, and in
minute, almost, take of all the tartar
and make the teeth look perfectly pure
and white. Now, q man like that fakir
ought to be arrested, for he has for
ever destroyed that boys teeth Ills
preparation. composed of a powerful
alkali, is eating away the enamel OF
the boys teeth, and in few months
the poor youngster will not have a
sound tooth in his head. The dentifrices
composed chiefly of pumice-stone are
not as bad as those containing an alkall,
because they will not destroy the teeth
so quickly; but if used habitually they
will as certainly destroy them in the
end.
II should advise a man by all means
TO use no dentfrice of any description,
unless it be prepared chalk. If this is
used not oftener than once week 1t
will not injure the teeth, and may help
to cleanse thcm, but 1t should on no
account be used every day. Orris root
does the teeth no harm, and gives a
pleasant odor to the breath; and II all
our detifrices were composed simply OF
orris root and prepared chalk they
would be harmless enough, If not
beneficial. My own plan is to use a
moderately hard brush and plenty OF
cold water, and nothing else, and my
teeth are in excellent condition. If peo-
pie would only pick their teeth care
fully after each meal making sure that
not the slightest particle OF food re-
manned near the gums or between the
teeth, and would also, before retiring
at night, run a piece of soft thread
through their teeth, they would not
have any necessity for dentifrice. Of
course sweets and candies are bad for
the teeth; so is smoking, or taking
either very cold OR hot drinks; but, bad
as all these undoubtedly are. really
think that the worst enemy the tooth
has is the so-called dentifrice. Take
,he advice of n dentist, and never use
anything for your teeth but brush and
good cold water"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
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