New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-26

A deeply religious old fellow ia WhtIns' NO. has
hult a saw ami grst mill ON tho top of 'o"Y ~"
c says he hult there to convince the world thAt "
answers prayer. lie has constructed large 'N"" y"
the roof Of tho mll and hc declares that whch'No NV
,ray, for IL cod viii send enough rain to run his mill
claus Sprcchcls tho sex sugar King OF the sa""'
n,ch Islands. who Is now giving his attention to Tho
.ucnn fragment Of sugar cult nro In Northern '"
trni SAY, mat the beet eugsi industry can be eStao
u.lcd I'm almost every state in the Union. and mat IL
viii livc a net profit Of from $50 to SO an aero 70
the farmers
M, IN favor Of FREQ iaw u.atnIi, the man who Alps
ia "A mud hole
Mrs, A-Ilavc you read onila'S latest novel ..
Mir, Not wouldn't have the nithy Things
her work, some tine aeo and threw 1t In tho IRE
I'm deiermlLed. II can pir'ont IT, IN" "o'h"s III
neral shall como into my house
Mrs A. hnoA but rs almost impossible to get
ANYTHING really pure no" adays What books. d" you
Mr, ITO tell Won the ruth. cont have timo
read any books why hay" barely r umo 10 r" a.
ienscly inteostlnS don't you think 80 i-l"oStoh
Transcript
It requires faith for faith in faith cure. faith 1t
docs
Tammany H,u IS badly mlxod. 1t passes rcso-
luf,ns ln favor Of protection homo Industries add
vet wants FREQ trads-tlr sclfin candidates on cleo
ton day. and that IS certainly homo Industry
1t Pays to Figure" Havo you any Rhine stone
rings for lado@f" he asked at tho jewomer s,, ~
" A large assortment, sir ola or young 'aoy =
young"
"Is II a Christmas SIttI'
Vo" don't want diamond ring, CHI"
"No" ,,,
Yes / am but I've figured on tins thing, , IN
vo,,, hiring tho ring down for couple OF uon,n';
anyhow and by that tlmo wo wei, e,,n'r ~, nrescns
or so mad each oihor that wo return . AZ will bo
nil right II separated she'll new. r, Sh%w
whether Il was bogus or genuine o'No "" 'P w
for about S5.",-t Detroit Free ftosS
Wallace and Randall arc said 10 nave maoo ~
This f. =. horizontal reduction In wrath
When tho entsrprisng citizens of Psso del Norte
hear that train load OF American excursioni's Is
,,,ai t. pass through FL Paso. they got up II bull
fight. And tho Americans always co. to man. " not
to A woman. Then when they get back hono they
denounoo tho bsrha pI actlco OF bnll ngbnS Win
an almost Puritan foi Ocity.
lilo WAS ragged ana unkemp and far from clean,
and the boys shonied at him upon h' appea,a"'s
among them, and started ont Tor iafh Bul no
stopped In his wandering, and turned upon them
q" Young gentemon." ho said, when You saw mo
vou thought 1 was a tramp But SEQ how easy II Is
to bo misiakon ! am not tramp MY clothing u
true Is sadly worn: but romemDor you not ma, TINS
f. tho Christmas scasont could easily replenlsh my
wardrobe. but foar 10 buy thing lest l should
purchase tho very articles which my friends arc to
present mo with Christmas Day You SEQ my am
Guilty. And thon to my unoleanliness I'm giving
II TO You straight with to rocproca'e. ana thoro
foie, instead OF spending my money on soap ana
combs aud brushes. save Il to buy presents with
No yonns gen.lrmen I On not . tramp; am merely
In training for tho Christmastide "tBoston transcript
10 has bean noted by distinguished people that tho
seniors Of telegraph messages Of sympathy or con
graduation ON occasions calling forth such messages
to them. overlook oftontmos tho propaymsnt OF tho
toll. Tho widow of prominent man was Obliged. not