Telegram-herald., 1887-10-09
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th~ water Fas only ano4t twenty inchs
deep aud Tom legs f0af - long.
Ihat evening the 8oys gave me vote o
tsaaks Tor my prompt sijfts % -age IA
nan lll- and SKINNER remarked IA "a
at -oiimaas $ aals taas The water 1as 30
do enough 10 droNn aagone. lt nigh
have been 9u fees deep aad &c groaadee
a. hear nsiff
Iacsv ps dldns stliks ground Ia deop "a
ter
Aboui the only place Of intersas visite'
~ our company, on Beach Island, : "a
old Mormon temple. weather ceaie
stfactars where The Mofmous used to boil
forth and King S-ranzs lived with his nv
wives. / understand that ths King "a
saot for stealing anOther mans wife.
seems ave wives Was not enough FOR the oil
fstoW 80 he stole another. such man I
tAa. ought 70 Be ted 0n oats and oaled hal
Wen.st heid a consultation ia the cab
snd decided 70 pul for Pstosksy and get %
mai. AL hands express themselves Z
hiaaly delighted with Our trip and voui
Aks 20 continue t.
Prro~xxY. seut. - II have left this letts
Dor three days oecause our future NOV
ments we're somewhat Undecided. ana D
sides Cap aad have been taxing crui'
OF two days inland 20 look at some land .
vas interested IL.
We heid Meeting this evening In q
parlor of the Ssuoaal Hotel. and Cap
Holmes ma,is the following remarks
"BENrLKN1N Allow ne 10 express m
thanks % you. one and al. for the pleasui
OF your company during the scientific e.
uedltion endsd on the 18th. trust TIA
vour tabors Ia the cause Of science vi
ring down through future ages. The di
eovsrv made BY Professor Block that
rcval lush beats four OF kind. aud II
other discovery made by First Mate ski
ner tnst man may get set back IN pedr
by bidding eight on king queen ace ar
nine spot. shogld alone render the nam
Of those scientists famous.
As for the wonderful discoveries made
our mutual friend. Prof. Solimar Suook
of fossiiiksd remains in maple sugar At
the remains 0f a pfesdamite hotel comb (
Beaver Island, % SAY nothing OF the pet
6ed log-horn whice the learned profess
nrogsd 70 cave osionged 90 King Strangls
.ives bv the dents in it and print
mans foretop. OF these valuable q
coxsries can only say that th
are no more than could reasonably
ernecfed of the honora5Is Mayor of "a
Hook Corners whom l can further rscoi
rusud a. an astronomer. a gentleman
taass of cold corned beef and the b
checker player ever seen north oi Re
City.
Nov. gentlemen. % conclude. as I
crane said when he hnisned swallowing {
hlas racer. { hereby invite you % accOl
many naa or another and lonxer voyage
discovery. have engaged the services.
sa.lins master. OF Capt. viii Cook. one
ths best sailors on ihe axe. Sd that G
give mors time 10 oar scierti1c laoors-
vii 20 wherever Our fancy directs and
winds blow. and hope not 20 the bottom
lake Michigsn.
recommend that supplies be laid In
a. least two weeks. What say you, gent
men of The uryi
Great and prolonged cheering.
II move a vote Of fhanks - the gals
captain. cried !. sprinxiag 70 my feet
rhs mot Ion ~ss carried unanimously
rising vote.
Ard move ~e accept the kind invi
ton sxtenaed to "a yslled skinner
This motion vas carried and Mess
Black and SHOCKS were sppoinied a co
mites on supplies.
"Ali right gentlemen You sTe rig
srd { am right sna everyone = right. =
if he wind 3 right, We vii sail tomorr
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rhe meeting then adjourned 70 meet
board he kaiuhIer.
LlrrLE TssvFFsE Bar sep. 81
Ne srs Of or lsilow citizens. OF
cage hoodiers on. savings bank cssns
of. Bells Railroad Company. of Che
Street Car Line. oif. south Divsion-sf. b
tail car. we are od. ard going OF this y
dnv and he dickens onlv knows where
~ erirx az. Isurs. enthusiastically.
ScffuAN rTGoks