Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1887-10-06
led In nc folIowing citIes:
The list of Commanders-in.C con
slenhen 4. IInrlbut, nIInois
Probably there isn't an older phrase

Probably there isn't an older phrase
in the English language than the
words 81 love your and yet the most
flippant young man doesn't even think
of SAYING "Chestnutsm when some
sweet girl whispers it softly into his
coat llar.--J0urnGI Of Education.
The late Or. Bethune once asked
morose and miserly man how he was
getting along. The man replied;
"What business is that Of yoursP"
Said the doctor: 20, sir, | am one
of those who take an interest in even
the meanest of Gods creatures. The
Epoch.
The New Hampshire lawmakers,
like those in Massachusetts, refused 10
give municipal suffrage 10 women, but
they also have just taken good care to
protect milk cans Reason why;
The owners of milk cans lG,s votes;
women have none. ~ Boston IPomaa's
Journal
The evidences of divine adjust
ment of terrestrial affairs steadily ac-
cumulate. The harmonious order OF
things challenges the atheists atten-
ton. just now we observe at the
close of the summer vacation come
the autumn leaves. Duluth Para
grapher.
Say, Watson" said Bagley, you
know jerks. What sort Of a fellow
is he? He has owed me bill for over
year. Is he honestg' Yes" said
Watson slowly; "Jenks is honest;
there's no doubt about that; but it takes
him long time TO find it out. "-JoitT-
nal Of Education.
Gotham doctor-Well, Mr. Sharp,
how do you feel this morningP Jake
Sharp-Worse, much worse. 1.-THE
court has ordered stay Of proceed
ings." "Eh? Say, sneak in pair OF
Indian clubs, won't you? | want TO
stretch myself. - Omaha World.
Some Lincoln gentlemen have dis
agreed as TO the relative merits OF
their babies, and will submit the mat
ter to arbitration. The umpire of a
base ball game will begin to think that
he leads secure and peaceful life
when he sees the referee OF this baby
show lodging the parents whose babies
get left Lincoln journal.
A contemporary asks: "Did it ever
occur to anybody that if the women OF
this country should march en- masse 10
the polls to vote no power on earth
could stop themP" Turn COW loose
near those polls and the enfranchised
women would scatter zen masse. No
power on earth could stop the panic.
-hartha's Vineyard Herald.
"Ah, madam said he, CALAMITY, 81
knew you must be beautiful even be-
fore / saw you, while you were sing
ing in the other roomyou could not but
be beautiful with such an enhancing
voice" 20, that does not always fol-
low, do you think SOP Now, I'm sure
you have a very pleasant voice. but
and-that is--"-BitGato Courier.
Blinks-I don't believe woman
ever read a novel without looking at
the last chapter first to see how IL
turned out Omaha girl nave,
many time. Perhaps some one
had already told you how they turned
ont" .No, no one knew" mo one
knew?n "No. They were published
serially in the magazines. r omaha
| World
'Did you hear my sermon yester-
dayPn asked Lincoln clergyman OF
one of his congregation. NO; I'm
sorry to saw that didn't go TO church
Yesterday. What was your sermon
aboutP" "About Joseph going down
into Egypt to buy corn" well, that
may be all right as a text, but if JOS
eph had read the official crop report
he'd have gone to Nebraska for corn.
Nebraska State Journal.
Mr.. Fiddle and Mr. Paddle have met
at the Widow Giltedges. Mr.. Fiddle
| (aside)--"I wish that conceited ass,
Paddle, would go. Mr. Paddle (aside)
THAT stupid idiot, Fiddle, never
knows when he's in the way" Widow
Giltedge Casidc)--I shall be uncom-
monty glad when both these foolish
fellows remember that they have en-
| gagements. - Town Topics.