The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-11-23
MISCELLANY

A True Tonic of great purity; DIR. Allston's
Blood Tonic, and Nerve Invigorator.
The man who would not live always generally
tries all ways to live when the scratch comes.
Its thousands of cures are the best advertisement
for Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
"a New Jersey man has invented a stove to
carry in the hat" Wanted to utilize stove
pipe probably.
Look The household cure for sudden pains
stitch, cramps and soreness, is the Hop Plaster.
There is an athletic club in Indiana composed
entirely of grocers. They. are all light weights.
The Farorite Washing Compound of the day
is JAMES PYLE'S PEARLINE. 1t clcanses
fabrics without injury and without the laborious
scrubbng necessary with ordinary soap. For
sale by grocers.
1t amt whut er man is dat makes him happy,
in dis yere worl. It's whut he thinks he is.
cease to lament for that thou canst not help,
And study helps for that which thou ament'st,"
II it is thy cold take DR., Bulls Cough Syrup.
When you hear of a railroad pool being organ
lied, you may expect to read something about
stock being watered shortly afterwards.
SKIN and Scalp diseases cured by Skin-Suc-
cess Ointment The Skin is purified and erupt-
cures, the other Ia new scientific discovery pre-
vents.
GLOW little the world knows of our inner
lives :" exclaims writer. Right you are,--es-
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E,ay,tions of Face, Scalp or body, positively
cured by Palmers Skin-Success. Soap and
ointment.
The rake and the buzz saw are never troubled
with a bad BREATH although they often have i'm
perfect teeth.
Palmer's Skn-Saccess cures poaitireiy and
with little time and money Soap and ointment.
No other toilet soap possesses the same desra-
BILE and essential medical and sanatise qualities
Of Skin-Success Soap. ltpreserves and softens
the skin.
All advise about how to spend money and how
to keep 1t is thrown away on the person who
does not know how to get it,
4 clear, heating Skin can be obtained and
preserved by the use Of Skin-Success Soap.
Use only Skin-Success Soap, which is APP
proved by physicians as pure, non-rrtant and
healing.
A well known citizen of Wetherdyillc, Nd, MIR
w. II. GRAVES, writes = suffer sometimes
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gives me instantaneous relief, and recommend Il
cure for this terrible disease.
A counterfeit gum is on the market. That is
nothing strange when false teeth are consid
dered.
From Frank j. Pierce, Periodical Depot
Augusta, Me-. 81 am pleased TO say that two
bottles of your valuable Adamson's Cough Bal
sam has entirely cured me of cough of nearly
years standing. have tried many mixtures
during that time without success Trial size
| 10 cents.
The Chicago milk trust is bound to be sue
cess. The cream Of the business goes to the
trustees.
To cure a cough, to relieve all irritations o
the throat, TO restore perfect sOundness ant
health to the lungs, use DR.. WIsTAR's BALsAN
OF WILD CHERRY, which is still prepared witt
the same care as when it was introduced to the
public by Dir. Wistar, over 40 years since.
Hero worship is frowned upon in this enlght
ened age-possibly because we haven't any he
| rOes.
Man wants but little here below,
But wants that little strong.
This is especially true of a purge. The average
man or woman does not precisely banker for it, a
a rule, but when taken, wishes il to be prompt
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Pellets leave nothing to be desired in point of eic
acy and yet their action Is totally free from any un
pleasant symptoms, disagreeable aiter-eiiects
Purely vegetable, perfectly harmless.
ale amt much on this." said the old Wagon
maker of one of his workmen, "but he has go
the gift of tongues
CATARRH IN NEW ENGLAND.
Ely's Cream Balm.
The best remedy in the world for its purpos'
| have sod-John Hooker, Druggist Spring
field. Mass. An article Of real merit.-C. p
Alden. Druggist, Springfield, Mass.
Those who use it speak highly of t.-Geo. A
Hill, Druggist Springfield, Mass
| believe Ely's Cream Balm is the best article
for catarrh ever offered to the public 1t hal
given satisfaction in every case.-Bush Co.
Druggists, Worcester, Mass.
1t is suggested, as shrewd guess, that thu
first mention of playing cards is found in thu
Bible. 1t was when Neb euchred Nezzar.
an \ and reliable Medicines are thehnst
wv todeDend upOn Ackcrs Blood Ell