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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

who but for stolid indifference to the
value of printers ink might luxuri-
ate over a Delmoniconean feast every
day if they would only give their
bugle horns blast through the col
umns of wide awake, fearless and
progressive paper like the pardon,
dear reader, the apparent egotism,
like the BAzoo. This reminds US, as
old Abe used to say, of a little poetic
gem quite apropos in this connection,
culled from an esteemed contempora-
~. Listen
IT'S natures plan that modest man
Shall never win the goal,
While brazen cheek that dares to speak,
In wealth and fame doth roll.
Thus fate may frown or fortune crown
Your life with rosy hue,
But those who win must make din,
And blow their big Bszoo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

Andrew Carnegie, the great million
aire iron man has just married 8
beautiful wife. With all of the man:
money, there does not seem to have
been any reason why he should not
have been able to buy a beautiful
wife. This class generally put the
highest market value on their
char ms as is well known and the
worst of it is, SO far as the principle
of the thing is concerned, find a
purchaser.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

Did you ever reflect that the corn
is an index of refinement and en-.
lightment? You may seek for it in
vain in the miserable habitations OF
the native of Terra del Fuego or the
bushman of Australia, but in the
gilded homes of statesmen and men OF
letters you will find them by the
score. Gaze upon the generous feet
of the king of the Csnnibal Islands,
who never had a corn in his life-un-
less it was appended to roasted mis-
sionary-and then search the emboss-
ed pedal extremities of Mr.. Gladstone
or Lord Tennyson, or Lily Langtry,
and you will realize that it is not the
shrek of the locomotive, or the gaudy
uniform, at the somnolent telegraph
messenger, but the humble and unas.
Stunning corn that. speaks loudest OF
the onward strides of civilization. -
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

The nose of a dog is so acute that
it can follow its masters trail almost
anywhere, yet experiments show that
sheets of tissue paper placed on the
ground to be walked over and after
ward removed effectually prevent any
trace of the scentlying, though strong
perfumes sprinkled along the track will
not battle dog.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

1t is a common saying that
familiarity breeds contempt" but
at least there is one thing which
does not breed contempt, because OF
familiarity, and that is the cyclone.
The more We grow familiar with its
horrible deyastations the less con.
tempt we have for it and the greater
amount of fear. 1t is the one thing
in fact which does not seem to per.
NIT any show of bravery and it is
no cause for shame that a man who
is not afraid to face an army, is just
as active in hunting hole in the
ground, as his most cowardly neighbor.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

A good way to get rid of the
anarchists and dynamiters in this
country would be to send them to
Panama to work on the canal. 1t is
said few survive the deadly diseases
of the swamps and jungles and those
few, speedily die after leaving there.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

Judge John Philips, of Kansas
City, made a fine address on the coer-
cion bill now pending before the
British parliament. We are glad to
observe, however, that many of the
tunefully rounded periods which were
born in the atmosphere of Sedalia have
not deserted the eloquent orator.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

JOIN edges of sole together. You can
crochet fancy top on the ankle with
the contrasting color in star stitch OF
finish in any other manner.-GoIden
Rule.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

From private letters from Havana
it is said that party of kidnapers,
or outlaws, had arranged to capture
Senator John Sherman on his recent
visit to Cuba. Sherman has had too
many bouts with people who would
like to capture him to be easily
scared.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

"Muchee for little monee," as the
astute Monaghan would say, must be
the mental ejaculation of every intel.
ligent reader of the WEEKLY BAzoo,
when he reflects that only 81 secures
it for one year.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

The interstate commerce commits
sioners will find they will earn their
salary by the time they get through
with reading petitions and complaints
which the grumblers are sending in.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

-Backache is almost Immediately re-
.lieved by wearing one of Carter's Smart
Weed and Belladonna Backache PlasIers.
Try one and be free from pain. Price p
cents
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

They Are Cleanly And Elegant
There is no other external remedy that
does so much good as Benson's Capcine
Plasters. % CENTS.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

Cranberry jelly mixed with col
water makes . refreshing drink for u
nick.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26

There are hundreds Of struggling
business men f.feeding on husks, I"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-04-26
HaNEZNG H0U.GK

Corner Ohio and Second stsesta
CYRgs NEwKIRK, President.
P. E. CHAPPELL, Vice-president.
J. c. THOMSON, Cashier
DIRECTORS.
c, NEwKIRK, F. III. GUENTHER
VIM. GENTRY, P. E. CHAPPELL,
J. r, BARNETT, J. C. THOMPSON,
E. A. PHILLIPS
This hank is prepared to buy and sch
Exchange ca tie leading commercial
points, gold, silver, uncurrent bank
notes, government bonds and stocks
make collections, receive deposits, and
discount acceptable papers.
We are also prepared to draw on sight
drafts On the principal cities of England,
Ireland, France, Austria, Prussia AID
the other States Of Germany, Russia End
other countries In Europe. Also cities d
Ire West Indies and South America.
'-. j. c. THOMPSON,
sa 81 CASHIER.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1887-09-22

IKE y. SMITH.
ACCIDENT INSURANCE.

AL indemnities paid through E. L. Legget. at
the Granite Office: Chas. E. Cable of the Sydney;
Eugene Smith, of the San Francisco and MI. C..
Stevens of the Hope, Accident policies of all
occupations written up. No delay in getting your
Helena, Mont.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1887-09-22

A fire in Walkerville last Monday night
destroyed the residence of Albert Tracy.
Loss 1,5OO; no insurance. For time it
was feared that the flames would spread
and there would be a most disastrous
confagation, but the fire department
succeeded in getting the flames under
control.
Nearly 10000 sheep, en- route for the
end of the St. Paul, Minneapolis & Man
toba track, have passed through Benton
within the last few days. 1t will be the
first shipment from Montana by the st.
Paul, Minneapolis & Manitoba railway.
The end of the track last Monday was
about twenty-five miles from Benton.
Dillon Tribune: The First National
Bank, of Dillon, has attached the real
and personal property of the Beaverhead
Live Stock company for the sum of
$500. VIM. Koch, of New York, has at
tached the same property for $1,1OO,
Charles Bliven has also attached the
same property for $1,1OO. money advanc-
ed by Mr.. Biven to pay for labor and ex-
penses of the company.
Prot. Colin Napier, accompanied by
George Wren as general assistant, has
gone to Milk riyer to make an examina-
ton of the coal fields of that region. He
is thoroughly equipped for ''rougking it, y
and will be absent probably month.
The coal, he says, is peculiar in many
particulars and altogether different from
any he has thus far seen in the northwest.
It seems probable that it will be good
article for fuel, but its value for steam
and other purposes has yet to be ascer.
tanned. It cannot be coked.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1887-09-22

NOTICE.
CONSUMERS OF WATER,
Are notified that all rates must be paid prompt
ly by the 2Oth of each month. All persons using
water from the Companys hydrants and not pay
ing therefor will be prosecuted to the full extent
of the law.
WM. r. ALLISON. Supt. and Collector
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1887-09-22

Notice.

The Granite Mountain and Bi-Metallic
mining companies hereby notify all par.
ties that they will not allow any dead
animals, garbage, household refuse, or
any other Objectionable matter dumped
on their ground.
JOHN W. PLuMMER, I }s,,n+..
JAMES B. RIsQUE, 0"p'"
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1887-09-22
Bids Wanted.

Sealed proposals will be received for the exca-
waiting and stone-work for the foundation of
Catholic Church 36x75 feet. Bidders are reqest-
ed to give the price per yard for the excavating
and the price per perch for the stone work Bids
to be received not later than 2 p. m: Sunday,
September 25th. I will be pleased to show bid
ders the plans and specifications at Caplice 4
Smiths store. The right to reject eny or all
bids is reserved
By order of the Catholic Church Building COM
mittee. JNO. G. MORONY, Secretary.
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Notice..

No orders for any of the stock of tho
Sydney Con. mining company, which is
now pooled will be accepted before Jan.
| 1st, 1885, By order of the Board of Trus-
tees. J. SKULL. Secretary. 32f
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n Ill. CONNOLLY.
ACCOUNTANT AND BOOKKEEPER,
Neglected Accounts Carefully Examined and
Correctly Balan
Office with F. D. Brown,
PHILIPSBURG, MONT.
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Dissolution Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the firm of Noble &
Sweitzer is this day dissolved by mutual consent,
continue the business at the old stand, known as
1.-The Capitol" collect all indebtedness and
sumo all liabilities VIM. NOBLE.
HOMER SWKITZKR
Philipsburg, NJ. T., Sept 49, 1887.
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.. II. DURFEE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Prosecuting Attorney for Deer Lodge county.
Legal business of all kinds promptly attended to.
PHILLPsBUaG, MONTANA.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
Local Bosses Contracted.

San Francisco Public Opinion says the
average Irish constable is better informed
than the majority of our heads of depart
ments, and yet has Ireland declared no
civil service reform. But the Irish in
ireland have no ignorant bosses to dictate
terms to political parties. When we look
at Gladstone or Parnell and Davitt, and
then look down to q Bush-street boss, we
may as well dispense with civil service re-
form = as it is @ mockery, o snare, a de-
fusion and a cheat. Give US Ireland, yea,
Russia, in preferance to the chief bosses
in this country, who dictate terms to
presi dents. governors and mayors. Some
Of the heads OF our observation-disclosures
able and wealthy gentlemen-should be
ashamed of themselves to be led by an
ignorant boss who would not be admitted
to a decent wake in Munster.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
They All Kissed the Governor.

At Red Bluff the Normal School Com
missioners were handsomely entertained
and a banquet was given in their honor.
Governor Bartlett was especially we'll
treated. The Sentinel says:
Just before the train started about
fifty little girls and young ladies. each one
holding q bouquet, made q flank move.
ment on the bachelor Governor, and as he
was about taking his seat near the middle
Of the rear car, the order was given to
charge on the enemy's works, aud such
scene OF kissing has never been witnessed
in the metropolis Of the north. The Gov.
ernor stood the siege bravely. the fire OF
Young manhood glistened in his eyes amid
the rattle OF oscula,ory thunder and laugh
ing of hundreds of fair ones as they wit
messed the exhilsrating scene through the
car windows. And as the last one laid her
floral offering on the seat. and the kiss on
the Governors lips, he looked up, glorious
expectancy pictured in every lineament Of
his countenance, and said: Come on; il
shall never be said hat q '49er quailed
before the b%ewitching eyes and rosy
pouted lips of a fair woman; no., not
thousand daughters Of the Golden West y
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
Ground THAT Will Not Freeze.

A curious story comes from MAckinaw,
Ill. About six miles from the town is a
spot Of ground about eight feet wide that
will not freeze. and snow will not lie upon
it. When the earth is disturbed it will
fash like burning powder. The Mackinaw
Enterprise declares that IN the coolest
days Of Winter one could walk on this par
ticular spot and warm his feet in a short
time. A peculiar gas comes up from the
ground. An effort was made to confine
of il in a bottle, but in a very little
while the bottle was burst into fragments.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
IDAHO.

The Lyon County Times does not agree
with some of its contemporaries in the
western part of the State on the pro-
posed annexation OF Idaho. In discuss.
ing the question, it says:
ga good many people in the western
part of the State are beginning to think
that it would not be such a good thing
for them after all to have the southern
portion of Idaho annexed to Nevada.
Especially do the people around the cap
itaI begin to feel this way. It is true,
that if Idaho is annexed it will make a
material difference in the State. Idaho
has something like 80, 600 inhabitants,
and Nevada has only about 6 10000.
With the former Territory attached to
Nevada, it would give the eastern por.
tion Of the State the balance Of power
in representation in the Legislature, and
we are thinking that it would then not
take them long to remove the capital to
Winnemucca. This, of course, would
be rough IN a great many people in Car.
son who live there because it is the cap.
ital, and because they could not make q
living anywhere else. Further than this
we do not see that it would be any great
detriment to residents of this part of the
State. And if it did make considerable
difference the good that would result
from annexing Idaho would SO much over
balance the injury done, that it would
hardly be noticed. The trouble with
Nevada is that she is liable to get into
debt unless there is more taxable prop
erty brought in to keep the machine
going, and with Idaho she would make
a good State, that could well support a
State government. Otherwise it would
be better for Nevada to be but a Ter.
ritory. Let us have a part Of Idaho by
all means, if we can get it, and when
this is accomplished let US urge upon our
representatives the necessity of having
that part of California lying east of the
summit of the Sierra Nevada Mount
aims. Then Nevada would be a State
that it would not be well for Eastern
people to sneer at on account of her
size, population or prosperity"
In reply to the above, the Whine.
mucca Silver State says the Times is
misled by the prevalent idea that the
portion of Idaho which it is proposed
to annex has a larger population than
Nevada. The population of the south
ern part of Idaho does not exceed
45. 200 and they are about equally d.
vided politically. That is a secondary
consideration. however, the first and
great object being to secure a larger
population and more taxable property.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08

Virginia Report: The Carson & Col.
orado railroad has issued a circular tc
agents and conductors, and for the infor'
nation of the public. No free passes go,
except United States mail men, telegraph
employees, Wells, Fargo & Co.'s men, and
men having charge OF live stock. The
newspaper men will have to come under
that head. The duties are peculiarly ad
apted to the profession. Whenever q
steer lies down, to save him from being
tramped to death, or, if be does not be
have himsef, all the editor will have to dc
will be TO prod him up with a sharp stick
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
THE AMERICAN PARTY.

The New York Commercial Adver.
tiser, in an editorial, defends the Ameri-
can party movement in California from
the charge of Know-Nothingism. It
says: That was the NATIVE American "
party, this is an "American party "
without the limiting adjective, that
undertook to rule out naturalized citi-
zens and to ostracise a large class Of
Americans because of the accident Of
foreign birth. This makes its appeal
equally to native and naturalized citi-
zens and expressly declares its purpose
to permit no discrimination between the
classes. The two things are as radically
different in the essenc as so.called
"Mugwumpery" is different from Gin
dependence" or Of the Socialistic Labor
party movements, and it is highly unjust
to confound them with each other. CAL
ifornians who have wisely or unwisely
undertaken to establish q new party are
not blind to the fact that the immigra.
tion which came to us during the first
three years of a century of the Repub.
lies history consisted Of men who came
to America to be Americans, and who
upon becoming citizens became as true
and good citizens as any born here, but
they see of late years that we have re-
ceived and are receiving in vast numbers
immigrants from Europe, who are of a
very different and less desirable type.
They see hordes Of arrogant, unteach.
able, ungovernable men coming to US,
not to accept our free institutions and
work with us for the extension of
our ideas, but to use the power we give
them for the overthrowal of our free sys.
tenn and for the substitution of tyranny
in a Socialistic form, instead Of the
liberty We love.
The old immigration was healthful, be-
cause it was manly, liberty -loving and
l~aw.abiding. 1t was quickly assimilated,
because its conceptions were those of
healthy minds, and its purposes in har-
mony with ours, but this later immigra.
tion is not healthful and it refuses to be
assimilated, wherefore thousands of
thoughtful natives and naturalized, out
side of California, as we'll as in that
State, have begun seriously to question
the wisdom of extending to these new
Corners of alien minds and habits, the
open.handed hospitality we have ex.
tended in the past to the Irishmeu,
Scotchmen and Establishment, who bet
tered both themselves and us by their
coming.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08

The Ogden News of last Monday says
that four hundred and thirty
three through eas.-bound passengers ar
rived in Ogden to-day from California.
The first section OF the Central Pacific
came in on time. bringing q large number
OF passengers, some of whom took the
Utah Central train for Salt Lake City.
During the afternoon scores of strangers
came up into the city from the depot and
wandered around the streets and over the
Bench, while waiting for the second
section TO come in. We talked with a
number OF these ladies and gentlemen,
who expressed themselves we'll pleased
with the location and fine appearance Of
our city.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
A SPINDLE.

Another new swindle is being practiced
upon the guileless granger. Two rogues
watch papers for estrsy notices, when one
Of them goes and looks at the animal. OF
course, on application, the u~nsuspecting
farmer shows the beast, and the follow de-
cides it is not his, then he returns to his
partner and describes it infinitely to him.
Number W goes to the farmer, and after
proving by proper description that he lie
the owner Of the animal, says he cannot
take it away and offers to sell it at a
bargain. The farmer buys it, and in u few
days the owner comes along and claims the
animal, and Of course the farmer is gu
lust that much.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
Hawthorne Happiness.

There is no use to mention names Blu
both parties ar @ well known in Hawthorne
They were married the other night. The
next morning the bride asked her husband
TO lace her corset for her. He did so
Then the bride Of q night burst into vic
lent sobbing. She cried as if her desl
little heart were going to break. Tht
thoroughly alarmed husband tried in vair
to soothe and calm her but ii was severa
minutes before he could do so. Finally
responding to his earnest entreaties, t.
tell him what was the cause Of her anguish
che blurted out: "Oh, Jimmy, II yoI
hadn't laced a thousand before, you could
never have done it like thst."-Hawthorn,
Bulletin.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
Sfary,s Will.

The Chicogo Mail says of the Story will
decision thai il is excellent law, for il is
pronounced by the Supreme Court, but
that it is not the kind OF law that will en-
courage a man to lay mp any more property
than be can spend. The litigation over
the Chicago editors will has been going
on for over two years. and:is now no nearer
settlement tina on the day IL began. But
a number of attorneys are drawing fat
fees from the estate, and the majesty Of
the law is upheld.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
Struck 1t Rich.

A correspondent at Cortez, this county,
writes us as follows: Jim Campbell was
in from Bullion Hill yesterday, and re-
ports having found a ive-foot ledge of ore,
30 rich in native silver, that blasting has
scarcely any effect upon it; 1t will have to
be cut out. The find is on Hank 0sborn's
claim. Jim and Hank are working it on
shares. / an glad the boys have struck
it rich, for they are not as young as they
used to be-" and a little spare change will
not be out Of place with them.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
Have a View scheme.

The doctors of Los Angeles, like the
real estate dealers, are original in their
ways Of making money. They have a new
scheme for vaccination in which to save
the expense Of ''points of vaccine yirns''
they use mucilage and charge 50 so for
the operation. As not one case in ten
took. q chemical analysis Of the reason
disclosed the fraud perpetrated upon the
unsophisticated tenderfoot.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
Cheap Living In Naples,

Lee Meriwether, in his charming book,
ga Tramp Trip-How to See Europe on
Fifty Cents o Day" relates that working
men in Naples live on 10 cents q day;
bread for breakfast. bread. wine and
macaroni for dinner, and macaroni for
supper. He himself lived in that city on
81 cents a day, lodging included. But he
ate no meat.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-08
A business Requiring Nerve.

Enterprises: The secret of success in
dealing in mining stocks Is to buy when
everybody is selling and sell when every
body is buying. But 1t takes nerve to do
this. 1t seems like dropping money into
the sea in buying, and selling il almost
breaks ones heart to part with that for
which all others are clamoring.