New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-26
THE talk or THE DAY.

SAYS the accomplished Editor Of The Arizona
IIowler: This thing Of Ncw-Y'rk editors calling
each other 'Ananias and Judas, makes US tired
Why RIP up the record Of these Old parties when wevo
cot much better ammunition right at cur elbows =
We don't do business that way. We have never yet
called tho um-soahcd galOot who helps bis Office
loy 10 edit Tho Kpsuorter' either an Ananias or
a Judas. We can hurt the ornery old Jinplcou'e
great deal more by calmly telling him as We DO no"
that he IS Fool nom Fooylllc Fool County and thar
We are going TO lex him the first time he shows
himself I'm Al Blodsctts saloon. WAoopee You
hear us old Gus, now come on
It make, a great difference to young man who Il
counting a gil whether she takes great interest
In his welfare, or in bis farewell
Iratc Patron 70 hotel clcrk-I thought your waters
Hotel CIerh~Am Of them are native born rIcnchmen'
onIGde'a o %ey yo a'sT meon S and he
brought me a newspaper '-tIIote! MAIL
The Row Mr. Klmball. the Unitarian clergyman OF
Hartford, Conn, who recently offended so many OF us
church members 10y sermon which he preached on
Anarchy and the Anarchists, has been upheld by
majority ot tho members of his church or
rather ty majority OF the female
mcmbcrs Twenty men aud twcnty-pn women
voted to retain him as pastor. while
thirty mcu and nine women voted TO dismiss HIM II
only the men had voted Mr. Klmball would haVe ooch
dismissed by a three lfhs vote
THE GRAvEDIGGER's SONG.
Tic crab tho bulace. and the sloe,
In SIc G" IS %c, l9 WIND VIM ac tho snow
Tho rcd>tarts bui ID and sing
Dut Death, at work rind and root,
And love, tho green bud. best
And when the pairing music mut''
He sparcs tho empty most.
Death Death
Death 4 master OF lord and clOWrI
Close tho conln and hammer At down
When nut, are brown and scro without,
And white and plump within,
And Juicy guurds are passed aoo"t'
when comes the reaper with his ScythS
O. ' them 'G It Is that Death {, blIthc'
And suls among No shcaves.
Iowcr the coffin and slip the cord,
Death IS master OF clown and lord.
When LOGS about the house are stacked.
And next years hose Is knit.
And tales are told aud lokes arc cracked
And fa-guts blazc and spit;
/ Dcath sits down IN tho iuslc nook
SITS down aud doth not speak. . -. ,
uut Ls puts his arm round the mail that's warm
And she tugcs In the check
Death Death!
Death f. master OF lord and clown:
shovel tho clay In. tread il down. n, r,.,n.r-
4 Alfred Austin In Prince Lu'irr
r-,,. u,u SCANS 70 be In tho condition Of tho
hcbcad,d turtle discovered by the lrishman "Surc
,be crachurs dead he remarked, 81 but thin he Isn't
conscious Of it,"
Daniel. onco More -rcacher lat the Mission sunday,
SCHOOL Yes children, Daue was .@st th H u'II W.
+ lions, but not OF them dared tou'h MN ho"
strange ,,.. .,,,iu, 7 seen =, duck
Pupl lscornfullyl-Aw, dat nutmh, soc" u"0"
/ do that act in der crhs las yeat.-(Id bI'S
II IS said that ladies' all over tho country are buy
/ INC 50 much almond meal that the price OF sweet
I'onls IS likely to 60 up. This is due to tho fact
,h,, Mrs Ella wheeler wilcox has recently written
a . svndcatcr letter In which she says that tho uso
~ almond meal In the toilet leaves tho face h'saoo
and sweet
noornci by Prohibition Iowa Man-Iaik &pou, :
Prohl6 ton hurting lusin',, IT, al nonsense o'o'y
WON Omaha Man Are you in business in Prohibition
Stato1 , o.,a,,.h,,.rt =. rpshod
rearIv to cath running night and day.
:" Iiumphi VIVA business are you IN +
81 nm IA the glass business Whore can ma uo
| ,r,,ch, department f tho y. y. T. Railroad y
Pin rlat onico tho street. AM 9oous goho
a'lrYY c.. I'm short two carloads of pocket na'hs'-
(Omaha World.
!, rcports do not belle thcm. tho " DryS' OF Az
Ionta know pretty much all tho tricks OF poi't'''
| that arc wocth knowing -
hcard on torry boat -" ha Is q at' mamma
~I,o-I Ennghtcnng tho World, my dear.
+. Liberty always wOnant
Yes dear" ,. a., r.,r,,,p
Yes, dear
"Oh l"-(iIarpeTs Bazar