New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-15
sion gets abroad, they had better look out for ths
es.-(epriDgh eld Union ~ 49,

sion gets abroad, they had better look out for ths
selves.-(eprlDgaeld Union.
In 1871, when Mrs. Julia A. Lennon was on n.
wedding trip, che lost her engagement ring whne
washing her hands In tho toilet room of q Pullma.
car. few days ago o Toledo ashmonger WIN,
cleaning some wditefsh, found the ring inside a
one 1t stu bore the inscription al. A. b., Chicaso
go" 1t Is supposed to have passed through ths
waste pipe a. the train crossing the St. Law.
renee and to have been snapped up as 1t fell.
"Job," said Mrs. Shuttle. "do you know that
think we had better call our Sam Tee Volumes
awhy, has he been racing with any onor
mo but be runs away way from from ~, US every day -
as tho Spanking breeze w pu. HI,
on ano.ler tack.-(IIartford Post.
1t is said that 5000 Boston servant girls carry
books music rolls on the streets when they n
out thinking thus to deceive 1le people as to thsb
occupation.
4. Long Branch:
she,Did you attend the hop last night
He-No; couldn't CO.
she-Iho RI young brewer from Boston was ths
centre OF attraction.
He-TLat's queer.
She-Queer, why
He-Why, had supposed all tho brewers hA
forcswOrn hops long ag0.-(Iid-Blts.
According to an eminent English authority,
goose lives fifty years. Provided, of course, he no
trains from blowing out the gas when he retires.
To remove mosquitoes from room mix four ounces
Of oil Of cloves two ounces of oil OF peppermint.
three Vt oil of lavender, eight ounces OF cap
sicum, eight ounces OF camphor sialf pint 0f spirits
Of turpentne and half pound nd Of insect po%dss
full every fifteen minutes. AS as they begin 10
show signs Of paralysis hit them tenderiy wi. .
paving rammer. They can then DO removed from
the room without danger.-(Springfeld Union.
Over 100000 fish poles are imported into this
country annually by one firm. Just think wat
number Of lies this representa-
So Mrs Cleveland Is to go TO Marion "w with the
utmost secrecy 1t will be like getting the eiephana
In town before daylisht.-tHartford Post.
1t Is reported that President Cleveland Is suffering
Intensely from tho heat In Washington City. II b
can worry along, however, until November OF next
year he may strike day that will BIO cold enough
for him.
A stable government should be one that is ruled By
horse sense-(LOwell Courier
An account Of the funeral Of tho estimsble wife VI
Judge sporter in Dakota paper winds up with the
following touching incident: Just after the funeral.
Budd Newell happened to mention that he could run
the fastest footrace Of anybody In the town Ih
Judge happened to overhear tho remark hurnedy
dried his tears, and promptly showed up so that b
couldn't Tho course was selected on Beacon-st,
from Ffth-ave. to the brewery, and the sorrowins
and griefstricken widower easily beat Budd by about
ten yards Elder Hartshon acted starter and sub
seQuenuy made some pretty loud threats OF licking
Mayor Price, who claimed that there was foul play"
"Skelet0ns Hitter the streets" In boston. Prob
ably they escaped from the closets In which every
Boston Brahmn keeps One-(Philaielphia Daily Newsl