New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-14
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Sulliyan's diamond bet Is the great atIactlon Id
Bosom Crowds stand waiting on the streets to See
1t I'D the bIuiser. This 10 case where the hsI -
hi .ntier than tho ZEN or the sword
"Motuer" SAD the l> t., ear Old demon just as Mrs
OlaLoy was picrallne 10 Ica'e nome On Sax weeAs
visit, "wnats become VI the fur you used " "esT
i.ocAod up. Wine; whyl"
"sa,, La, win,s grOwtd ON II ="
~, why do you asa sucn SHY quesuohsF ,,
cause / head pop say ths mourning no wouo
make lie tlr ny while you are a"a!. t m, tho look
that came into Mrs. O.boy's face made Tho eiocS
sIrIno oi.-tNeOT'ls~a state Jouiu@'
can dentist be properly called root-doctor1
"Johnp SAID the VIE OF a KENTUCKY editor, your
patcn. comuuatOn pOcnet-Anlle Il ala rusty All puL
inc corhscTvw part Washington Crte'
it Is said that lady who leads the fashion at sara
to.a this year de,hts not only by the brilLancy VI
her diamonds but BY her primitive grammar
Wish could wear an Asbury Para bathing suit"
said yOuns man " Ills COUSIN Do ne! sa' VA 'A
nat does an Asbury Park bathing suit consist
Of George /" demurtly asAed the MAIDEN.
On no re lied cotton ~ Lut In the ears y
Then tn,y looned at tue pale moon unul II %as
time " change the sublect.-lCoum bus tOJ CalitaL
Colonel Perkins, the oldest lnhabhant of Norwich
Conn, eALccts to see one hundred-for' he remafAS
sly.y, Every few peope die at ninety -nine."
II il inst gal wears since Romuus laid Off the city
OF home INTO and al ana began to sen Ots
komuIus won Il be at hOme Ill southern Osllorin"
(Mta California.
men. 1t grows out OF the Old idea mat ram iaAS
on the first ds day Will fa on every one VI the torS
days Forty dollars Is the amount for the put
Whenever 1t rains the man who bot ON the rain taAes
n dollar Whenever the Day Is fair the other tciiow
taAe, dollar. 90 lar rain man has steadily "op
SINCE July %, the day which the bet began.
Jersey mosquitoes are said " be driving summer nnr
residents fIom tho shore. They probably got thelr
bIIs In too early.-tsaem Ca]eUe'
out In Nebraska a man invented new hytrap-a
blanket saturated with coal ol-which he hung UP ID
hs house and burned alter It was full VI flies. Now
he's trS ing " Gnd the house.
Owing TO the persistent call for "white meat
p.ease,V at the resorts, down East farmer
l. r,cusine his chichens in hopes OF Mssptns
breed OF fowls that doubIe-breasted In the back
Worcester Gazette.
Some one threw head Of cabbage at pubic
speaaor The latter paused for an Instant then sad;
"Gentlemen. only asked for your ears; don't care
for your heads"
Omaha Mani have come as committee OF one.
MI President, adj ise you to Include Omaha In your
Tue ptesidentYes, suppose Omaha Is the great
est metrol Of the West with two hundred million:
"Not at al, Mr. President, We oont Drag ABOUT
our SIZE or our prospects
Omaha Is smIly q, pretty town moving along With
tho curr Mt of AFFAIRS
eve don't expect to outsttp New-YOrk next year
London the year after ana we arc nOC sors
more don expect to-" b., ...
"DanFl Danll heavens Sake senO lor Watcn-
man. Heres a lunauc."-(Omaha News
There ia no use crying spilled milk. 1t may
DO three parts water-tBoston Courier
A sulterranean current Of magnetic wind has been
unearthed I'm Texas. We were not before aware that
David b. was getting In his tine work down there.
Tho Postotlce Department has refused TO name
Nebraska postofiice "Old Maid" The postmaster.
General evident AFRAID the mails "ou'u oo90oe
it-tNOrris own Herald
Tho secd-tlme Of the Thistle Will DO when she Is
"dOwncd" in American waters.
In answer to the question Who controls the back OF
the seat In the railway we should think IL might
DO the man With the iron jaw.
on tho lawn, In the gloamng. .,, a., .
Mr. JacALot If / confessed to you that am forty
Jackpot (prompuy)-Go you ten beuer-tIo"p
Topics.
A gentleman who was before Magistrate Smith, OF
PHILADELPHIA a few days since testified that he was
recently Invited to party. but couldn't so because
he was unable TO get his best suit out VI pawn"
Considering how awfuy hot has been IN Phnaac phia
latey we are unable to bring much sympathy " bear
upon this case. Let US trust. however, that our
friend viii succeed rgalnmS his best suit before tho
gayetics OF next winter oien
When cigarettes their vapors blow
In peoples threats and choke them,
1t Is some comfort slight to know,
-(WaShingtOn Critic.
"Jacob sharp Is not so well; the cool weather
botbers him." was the report given out at Ludlow
STR OF Jail yesterday. Jacob seems to be bothered all
the same regardless OF heat or cold Ii Is fear Ok
judicial coldness that Is the matter with Jacob.
A 81 anlsh officer has invented a war boat that VIII
stav unCrr water four days. our navy beat that
We have boats that stay under water for months.
-(Bur ington FREE Press.
A Massachusetts, paper says small hand Ia sign
OF refinement The general impression prevailing in
these parts is that it means 1t will DO beaten when 1t
Is called"
The Mugwumps assert that tho Democratic party
In Maryland needs "dsinfectng." Nobody doubts It
But Why not bury the nasty thing at once and DO
done with 1T
"No. Algernon. I cannot marry you. Papa VIII
not allow IT,"
"Mhy DOtp
"Because he says you are actor"
"Y0ur father 10 INnch kinder than the press
Wash tim