Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-29
FULL OF FUN.

-Mcdiator-A devoted Individual
who voluntarily place, himself be-
tween the anvil and tho hammer.
An Indiana peddlcr who elopsd
with farmers wife returned to the
farm inside Of fortnight and asked tho
farmer t. throw in q horse to make
him whole.
"A New York dudine accompanied
by pug applied at the ticket office of
n country railroad station -"Am re-
quired to purchase a dog ticketP" she
asked. "Oh, no, you can travel as an
ordinary passenger. "-Erchange.
Tho widows-Speaking of the
dear departed, one Of them remarked
with emotion: II shall never, never
forget the date of his death. such q
terrible blow 1t was to mer' "How
long ago did ho dieP" Two or three
years. "-French Fun
"A Chicago hopeful who was
versed in the mysteries of the drama.
being asked to call his papa 10 tea,
@ ;Unor;na Giro and o~o,aiuod y, u '.N; ,yp p",
hi hasa .,.Uon uU ""a 80, o ,';,ta n". .,'..
vosncrian hash - Duluth Para.
oran6er
MA" asked Bobby, 'can't Ihave
my sled brought up from tho collarP"
"Mercy. Bobby!" said his mother,
''Wlat in the world do rou want vour
,,"5 va sSno,, ~ '' ~ ~u.u , ao a." m"n' you. =,
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His s. form rarely dsrEens dark 'yt YOUR door; % '''"'
But the well.auser man is abroad in the land
And equally willing to bore. r,
~"so
~ Is seriously proposed 10 proviue
eacn night poIceman III Ensianu WIN
iarge uos' IL mas oeeh a matter OF
surpr,se 70 uS ,na1 tntS mas not Deeh
uon. , Teioro. 1. Is u'ilicuis 70 Sompre-
nehu now ~, oincor eau uos 'he s,ePS
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Ainuiy o'u iauy 70 d iuu VINO whs
'ruusi,g cheeriuny alohg Win Sia.e
ahuor ms "r'h' hAe 70 sec i,''ie
ooys VINO ''ro stuuiouS' anu 'here u
hioAe, ,of you oh your way !"
schooi, NO III rePi'eu tne ooS
PocAc'ihg tho hlcAei. me iouuer
hoops DGer saioon' ah lhe oiu Sla'e >
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oung man. SAID stern par
ens WIN WIN ,he accen. on 'n1 Young, uo
you in'chu 70 s'ty i,ere an hisn' nolu-
ing my uaugn'eF manu- anu ., ,ooS,hg
ner IN tns eyes ,lKc u SICK eau, NO.
sir' -, "nMV uo you ii'ehu 70 ao.
lneh' mei' ! hao tnough' tna'
when you uid US the KINDNESS 70 retire
wouiu put my arm arounu ler Waist,
ana u Sno uiu NOT oDJecs 700 ,orcloiy
might FISK u KISS -o"" 1Ta"C'So0
roS''
Wisconsin Man-lalk ABOUT ury
spells. 1 tell you Wisconsin taxes the
cake TINS year omaha Man-"rretty
Dad' ehF ron remember the Lemon
"ier riVors les useu 10 DC ueeP
enough 10 hoat tne great Eastern
% IlIn KNOW ,ha'. why; uu you
cou'un 'ou'h oo',olh no"hore' wen,
u, u saoL. IT,, ',nho SET wen. ,,,d ~ ioOn ~.
,n"S 80 anu "' .N soS ',,s We "
.St % % % nSn III mus p1aoo ,', sw,'1vns Wn
, .no., .s'io . ..nn, a.ouu' 80 pn .pn. ,,,o,, %
VIZ % '"oy s"i,on o 60. aus NJ, ~.
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-"Ieorge, WASH I that queer ABOUT
'nat woman haVins a man arrested LIT, lor
putting ms arm "rouin ier' sue io-
markeo uurins u ihpSe III Inc cohVer,
sa'ioh' u uon Know repileu
George seems 70 me she mght
nave been iitlle miiueH Ihon lnero
was ano,her pause AZ iehs.h sue ~
terrupteu IL 'OeOrSe, sne Salu, solL-