Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-06-10
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be allowed to become medIc, ,1'&
TlcKEr CoILEcron-ya,
pect those boys to tr, ,a de
ticket? Fond Mother-ots
do. It's a twin.
"CAN you see this ?. t;n,,,
the poet, as he laid a hn aHn
desk: Il think I can," said 't 4S
affably. Il am just about 10 !.
in the Office stove" S'a1
us IT correct to say, I o0. .
" Hotel?" inquired 9 INV ap
man of another: "No." "Wh "a
1 to say!" CT put up v;y HA' At
Hotel? would be about the thing
WEI don't see how vow
that Mr.. Whitechoker has an NJ
way of talking. He has a VI.
voice hosoand-l mean BY
Terminate way of talking, NV 4.
he talks all the time. Ns'
IT is said that Edwin Booth
vow years ago never to act in "
ton. Judging from the wav r,'
pie act when they get to Woss;
it would be we'll if they, too
take a vow to keep away from Il
"AloRN1NG coffees," it is al
shortly succeed Afternoon
fashionable life. We do NJ,
morning colfees will ever becon
ular. At all events they will
powerful rival in morning cocl,,
Boston Courier.
"WnEN a man is angered D,,
philosopher of the Whitehall
"the devil dances a jig" If Til,
the time of the devil must bo !,
cupied in dancing jigs for The m,
sit behind high hats at the tboosl
opera use.-Boston Courier
A SMOKER presents his open
case to his neighbor on ii,
"Thanks, 1 don't smoke H
turns to his neighbor on the i
don't smoke; much obliged" +
whispers in his ear: care Won q
offer one to the Captain an
he smokes-I know he does
Judge.
BOBBY Ito young Feathorl7
you please pass me the cake.
Mr.. Featherly? Mamma-No !
you cannot have any more cake.
(resignedly)-Well, I'm no woI
than Mr.. Featherly. Mr.. FL
(amused--How so, Bobby? B
Sister Clara says you will have
no for an answer.-Nelv TorE s.
WE notice that the smaller 4
lege the larger the name of the]
society among the students. lid
Western University, of this Ted
with four students and profess
got fired from an Eastern insd
because he wasn't absent.d
enough, has an association call
Elephantimoroposiurus Socaty
hotd Bell.
PREvAR1cAT1oN: Uncle Prinj
Where you git dat yer pullet, 4
Clay? Clawed-I.done win him
rattle. Uncle Primrose-Clawet|
lynn; all dem raffler chickensv|
ones-piched and ready for d
Clawed--Dis one wuz jes in attn
INK Primrose, en- for de Lawd,h h
to, an put on he's leaders l
winned him, an he done see he !
sech safe comp'ny.-Tid-Bit
Miss DOoLITTLE (who is lei
won't acknowledge it to Mr.. Bro
How is your family, Mr.. Browne
Browne-All quite we'll, than
with the exception of my wife
was out in the rain the other 4
got quite wet; the result was a
cold on her lungs, which We
would end in congestion, but
convalescent now. Miss Doollttl
deed! So glad. And how
Browne Life.
HERR Z1pFERL, why is it thI
every now and then put small
the table," 30, that is on aee
a bad habit of mine. You see
to cure myself of the bad habite
SO many foreign words in convE
so [ fine myself five pfennls'
time I use one." "Then [ suppl
contribute the sum for some cha
purpose?" "Not much! That
pays for my beer before | go BE-
German Joke.
He TOUCHED 4 TENDER
They were out Safeguarding y
and their thoughts and con'f
turned on the subject which
agitates the minds of young
under those circumstances.
George" she murmured, WI
always love me?"
Eyes, indeed, I WILL" he
"even after we're married. =
you always retain your present