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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-01-25
STEAMER LIKELIKE.

rhaunakakai, Lahaina, Kahului Huelo Hama and
hlpahulu, every week; Keanae, MokuIan and
Nun, every other week. Returning will stop nj
ings. mum
-'FoF mails and passengers only
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-01-25
STM'R. KILAUEA HOU
CAMERON.

WI leave regularly for Lahaiua. Paauhau. 10
noI9IeIe. ookald, kukajau, HoOnobina' Ianna
hOehoe' Hakalau and Oamea. 20
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-01-25
"MaryIand, my Maryland.

Pretty wives.
Lovely daughters and noble men,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02
lie Didn't DiSappOint Her

A Circassian was walking along one
road and woman along another.
The roads finally united INTO one, aud.
reaching the po,ut of junction at the
same time. they walked on together
The man was carrying large ron
kettle on his back, in one hand b. he!1
a live chicken. in the other Il cane, and
he was headings goat. They neared
a dark ravne. Said the woman: Il
am afraid to 90 through that ravne
with you; it is II lonely place, and you
might overpower me and kiss me OV
force" Said the man: GLOW can I
possibly ovcrpowcr Won and kiss vow by
force when | have this great iron kct-
tie on nv back. Il cane in one hand.
live chicken in the other, and am lead
inc this goat? might rs well be tied
hand and foot" Yes rcpl.ed the
woman: but Won should sticS your
cane in the ground and tic your goat TO
il. and turn the kettle bottom-Side up
and put the chicken under IL, then you
might wicl;cdly kiss me in spite OF my
res stance Success TO thy ngenui-
ty, o womanr' said he rejoicing to
himself Il should never have
thought of this or similar cNpelients.'
And when they came to a rayinc he
stuck his cane in the ground aud tlet
the goat to ii, and gave the chicken TO
the woman, saying: Hold 1t while l
cut some grass for the goat, and them
so runs the legcnd-lowering the ket-
tie from his shoulders he put the fowl
under il and wickedly kissed the
woman, as she was afra d he would
Chambers Journal
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02
Mashed No Longer.

The very latest is 'jounce. Mash
masher and mashed are not obsolete,
but ancient which is worse. To be ur
with the times you must consider tn,
young man whose eyes have rested on
you in fond approval, not, rs hereto
fore. reduced To The formless state oi
the Jelly fish, but shaken up, iolicd, as
when encountering some obstruction
in the sweep of the smooth-going to-
boggan. Hes jounced." you say as
YOU observe the broken bones of the
victim, and turn TO fresh fields and
cand dates new. Great indeed is phisi-
ology and great Is the young woman.
Her capacity for enriching the English
language are without bounds. -HdiI
and Ear lrcSS.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02
In Safe Hands.

in cleaning your coat, " he said, as
he halted gentleman on the steps OF
the post-ollice, ii found these two let
tiers in the lining. When your wife
called for the garment thought it best
not to say anything about the letters. y
The gentleman received them, flush
ed up and then turned pale and rs he
put them in one pocket and drew sill
yer dollar from the other he remark
cd:
"You did exactly right. These are q
couple Of letters my wife wrote to me
when we were sparkling and | wouldn't
have lost them for hundred dollar
BILL
quite right, sir, and I'm mu cli
obliged. If She writes YOU any more
and find 'em YOU can depend upon
my discreet on. "-Detroa Free Press.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02
lie Wanted an '0rse.

An English visitor stopping at a
prominent New York hotel. sauntered
up to the genial clerk during the recent
cold snap, and adjusting his eye-glass-
rs, said:
"My deah fellah, cawn't you let me
have a sledgeP"
"a sledgeP"
"Yas.
John" said the clerk to the porter,
go TO a blacksmith shop and get a
sledge-hammer for this gentleman.
mo. my dear fellah, don't want a
sledge-hammer. want one of these
vehicles, you know"
20 you mean a sleigh. Why, GER
tainly. John, 90 around to the stables
and get a sleigh. Put in a couple of
buffaloes.n
"BiiTaloesl But my deah fellah. /
cawn't drive biffalo. We know. Gavin !
We lei me ave an 'orscS'-- Teas Sif-
vys.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02
Miraculous Escapes.

1t seems almost impossible that there
should have been survivors of the Yer
mont Central accident. 1t looks as il a
clear fall Of fifty feet for a railroad
train would kill everybody in the
coaches. Several years ago a train on
the Shenandoah Valley branch Of the
Baltimore & Ohio road went through a
bridge and fell ll6 feet, yet there were
several survivors of the wreck. II was
a mixed train of freight and passenger
cars. The conductor was on top Of one
of the cars at the time the accident &C.
Cured. He went down with the train
bar was not seriously hnrt---St- iaUi
GiOts.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02
While from the
present standard.

present standard. While from the
mountain Businesses mems souls may
have imbbcd the sterner elements, pa
triotism and bravery, it has been upon
the Italian plains and the grassy hgyp-
tan savannahs that the broadening.
liberalizing influences have eyertc3
their more potent force.
Our minds are irresistably conirolled
by our environments The narrow.
darkened valley contracts the emotions
dwarfs the imagination. ami gives ~ n
race lit subjects for the heroes or
Sleepy Hollow. Broad plains give sun
lighl. ''breezy breath Of all pcrinme.
and widen the thoughts and Synpathies
of men by the distance OF the horizon
might it not be possible that the Iloer-
alism OF our own America is due to her
almost boundless plains?
As upon peace, so the pralrt ma.
had its influence upon the modes ans
fortunes of warfare. Plains give room
for the movement of vast aggregatlons
of men and neccessiia,e campaigns
upon splendid scale.
XerXcs could employ his million
followers upon the Persian plains, but
was hampered among the Grecia3
hills. II was not alone the long bound
airy line between the North and Soui n
that gave us such magnificent display
of armies in the War of the Rebellion.
There was an opportunity, and indeed
q necessity. for the arraying of large
forces upon both sides by reason OF the
comparatively level tracts that lay ease
and west of the Alleghenes
More elegant art. too. must own e
dependence upon the plain. The gr1%
imaginative HfcrateWrS of history hlv-
been, not the jewellers in narrow city
streets, but such rs have drunken OF the
wine OF health that Hoods the open
country. rourgeueif. who has charm
cd his generation with his wondrous
phanlaSics, come from the Russian
teppes, and his words are redolent with
the vast grandeur of the Tundra. Die
ems loved the country and by-ways'
Emerson has stolen much gold from
the treasures OF nature, while Nlrgli
shines most brightly in his Eclogues.
Goethe trampcd the plains Of Germany.
snatching from them the choicest OF his
gems, anu hugo Caught Has IlICNt 'A
spiratons without the city walls.
# was Emerson who longed so ca
ger.y for the great American epic which
should emoody the history of the nation
and stand rs chicfest of epic master
pieces for all time. Should it ever bo
written, it will spring no, from brain
nourishcd i'm the hot-hOuSc of palatial
city home, but from the mind OF one
who has been content TO
TO forth under the open sky and list
To Natures teachings.
The prairies are furnishing. to-day
the princes of American literature
The role of sing writers is startling
with its proportion OF those who spent
their earl, days upon the plains thai
sweep bach from the banks of the faith
er of waters.
Nature work is far from finished.
the mountains are not washed away
and the rivers have not filled with their
burdens the abysses of ocean.
But tits pleasant idea for contemple-
ton, so may mankind approach an
equality and unity of thought and
interest which shall render possible the
Utopian federation of the world. "
charles W. Harger IN The current.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02
He Suffered.

so you've been out West?' be
querried of a citizen who returned the
other day.
Yes
Lots of snow out thereP'
Millions of acres. | was snow
bound on train fifteen hours There
were TWENTY-FIVE ballet girls in MY
car"
And your wife was with you.'
"Alasl yesr
Great Scots! but how YOU must
have suffered Detroit Free Press.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-02

To memory dear-The nickel you dropped
into the straw when YOU paid your horse-car
fare - Nor Ear1t Mons
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

Delegate Clifford 3 two bills for the ad. !.
mission Of the ststeof North Dakota and
the state Of South Dakota are rigidIy
impartial in all their provisions, grant
ing to one half precisely what is n.'anted
to the other half. They are twin meas
ures. their only difference being that
in one the word .North" is used and in
the other the word 4South" in giving q
name to the state which each bill repre-
sents. No sectional advantage is per-.
miited as to meme, area, time, land
donations or in the preiiminaries for self
government. Each half of Dakota is
treated from precisely the same. stand.
point. There was never sairer prop
osition submitted in behalf OF any people
than this and those who object to it
object merely for partisan reasons, which
they permit to oyerbaiance home inter.
ests end local loyalty. Mr.. Gifford,s
two bills overcome every argument OF
the anti-divisionists and leave them
merely the empty nentiment OF .sone
GRAND state" which means In practical
utility nothing at all --or worse than
nothing, perpetual ring rule and an nm.
ending quarrel between the factions.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24
vsasels wrecked ~ Z yorther.

New York. Dec. 21-The steamsr
zamana arrived here to-day from Caps
Hay ii and reports that o heavy "northes'
swepsover the West Indies on the 9th,
7th, and ssh instants, causing much
damage. In ell seventy vessels were
wrecked. IA coastinG schooner, name
unknown; capsized while making Caps
Hayten and thirteen Of her crew OF fifteen
were drowned. The British steamer Yiota
lost eight of her crew 10 same storm.
Two Others were washed overheard, but
were swept back on board the vessel By
anqther wave. iils a66ki was Dadiy isTns
aged, The British man-of- -war
Wranaler arrived as Turks Island on
the 18th inst, badly damaged By the
storm. The French vessel arrived at
Cape Haytien on the 9Th with her nairi
and mlzSen masts gone. In the harbor
of Monte Cristo dozen vessels we're
driven ashore.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

4 Congress has already been called
upon, through bills introduced. to amend
the alien land act in some important
particulars. One of the proposed amend.
nents is designed to relieve the west
from the evils Of the alien act By re-
moving the prohibition against foreign
capital. As the law now stands foreign
capitalists will not loan money upon
mortgage security because, under this
enactment, they are not permitted to-
own the security il ifforeelosure becomes
necessary. The result Of the Law is the
withdrawal Of foreign capital from the
west, where it was extensively employed
in the development Of q poor man's conn.
try. Both agricultural and mining
regiona have suffered seriously from the
operations Of this law aud its naodifica-
tion is sirnperatively demanded By the
representatives OF western interests.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

Professor F. v. Hayden, the aeoiogist,
is dead. He waa bern OF Puritan descent.
In Westfeld. Mass, Sept. Z. 1929, emil
grated to Ohio, on the western reserve,
al an early age; Was brought up ON q
farm and educated at the common
schools. He entered Obsrlin. (Ohio)
college when sixteen years old and
graduated in, 1850. He also studied
medicine and graduated from the Albany
On. * medical college in 1853. He was
q member of the national academy oil
sciences and OF nearly all the other scien-
tific societies OF America and honorary
and corresponding member Of large
number OF scientific bodies in foreign
countries. He occupied more than
twenty years in the exploration Of the
west and has extended hia Investigations
over the greater portion OF Kansas, Me-
braska, Colorado, New Mexico, Dakota,
Montana, Idaho and Utah.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

limited that there was some mystery
back OF the case, and said: I" Il married
her under the Hamc OF Bal,uRl i, and that
was her mothers name too. Ii does not
look as II I neglected and deserted her
does is I am still here, and this IL my
home. I do not care to go into the
trouble. The Same reticene was OBJ
served by Mr.. Wakeman. The dis
patches are true, ma ssid: nthe matter
is q family one. and do not care to let
every body know all about il am glad
that she Is once more free. =
Mrs. Noel was coufted by . rising
young clergyman OF this CITY,, but to his
grief she was induced TO become the
wife OF Pierre Noel. with whom she did
not live happiIy.
Tho Young clergyman sought SO sb.
lorb all his energies in his sacred calling.
and attained such eminence that he Il as
q few years since appointed bishop Of
his church ID the fer west. He never
forgot Mrs. Noel, and has remained sin
gle. The romance will he complete
when one OF the most noted bishops of
the west will have married the divorced
lady, bus % the tenets of the church
are opposed to The remsrriage Of diyorc.
ed persons, il is likely that trouble ie
ahead Tor the bishop.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

The Mexican mission, it ia stated, will
be offered to Col. Collyer Of Nashville,
Tenn, owner OF the American news-
paper In that city. Col. Collyer is known
as the most out spoker champion OF pro-
tection In the democratic party in
Tennessee. Hts attitude has caused
much doubt as to the position OF that
state in the presidential campaign OF
next year. This will create the suspicion
that the appointment TO Mexico Is not
so much TO honor him, as to get him out
Of the country during critical canvass.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

The secretary Of the treasury has
transmitted to congress estimates to
meet deficiencies In the expenditures OF
the various departments OF the govern
mont for the fiscal year ended June 80.
1887 and prior years, amounting to SIS,
5S0,97s. Hc also submitted an estimste
sggregasing $3,075,274 to meet urgent
demands upon the government for the
fiscal year ending June 30. 1858; and a
schedule Of claims amounting to 1888,
7O3. allowed by the sixth auditor on ac-
count OF compensation Of postmasters
under the readjustment Of 1883.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

Past experience suggests that the re-
preventative eniof Dakota oan serve
their territory better by remaining away
from Washington than by Aoekipg
thither and making themselves conspicu-
ous by their numbers and their adverse
wants. A small representation oil able
workers can accomplish some good, but
the practice OF sending q delegation 10
urge every proposition is fraught with
disaster. a little Of ths right sort 0:
help is doubtless appreciated BY Dele.
gate Clifford. but q great deal OF the
wrong sort only embarasses and renders
impotent his efforts.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

crime. Tn the cases of the three Grow
Greek Indians arraigned at Blunt FOR
assaiiing white men he appeared and he
has nov gone to peadwood to defend
Pumpkin Seed and. two other Brnle
Sioux indians of Pine Ridge. indicted for
the murder of Q member of the Indian
police. In tbs past it has been the cus-
tom Of che United States to prosecute.
instead of defend, and the custom still
holds good whenever white man is
charged wi crime.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24
ADVICE % MsshsI..

Are you disturbed 81 night and bsoksn
ofyour reAtbyi Gsaick child 40 atYsring and
crying With pain of cutting tsetht { Ifso,
send st once and get bottle Of
MRs. WIns1oy,s EoorHIaa 6Ysvr fos
Children Teeshing. Its yalus i lncelrr,
liable. ~ wiz relieve the poor little suf.
ferer immediately. Depend uron II.
mothers, ghere is no mistake about ii
Il cures dysentsry and diarrhoea. rem
iats5 the stomach and b0wsis. cu.ea
Aw1nd ociic. SpftenS the gums, reduces in-
I6ammAtion and giyse tons ND enerey
20 the whole system Ars. Ria1los' {
Seoshtn9 Syrup f0s U3asildfs1 7eStasna Is
ti0n 0i on4 0f theF desc nufnos and
bess female physid AJAB ID the United
6tze and = tor a. ~ III xsnaais41
ehStt eheut ths woyl Fsiss t1eniy.
'iayel ksat9 = botlle, gsSy
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24
MIR. AND MRS. NOEL.

New York Divorce Case
Cuiminates in Dakota.
New York Morning journal: Dis
patches from Fargo, OAK. announce
that the supreme court OF DAKOTA has
granted an absolute divorce to Mrs
Kate Noel from Pierre Noel OF this CITY.
The announcement created something
OF senSation in society circles. Where
the yoSng couple are well known. al
though those in the secret have been
aWare for some months cast that She
relations between MIR. and Mrs. Noel:
had been much strained, and that the
the you0g wife had left the city, It was
given ont, however, that she had gone
TO Dakota on . visit TO friend in Fargo
and lew Of her acqualntances supposed
that her principal object in taking the
western trip TRs to secure divorce.
Mrs. Noel ID Q daughter OF ex-Post-
master WakemAn, of No. 46 East
Twentieth street, and the couple we're
married three years ago, the wedding
being one OF the swell events Of the
season. Miss Wakeman WAS charming
brunette, OF lively disposition and had
many admirerA. She WAS prominent In
soasr.y and ppasessed ,saAny accomplish.
ments, and is spoken Of as being q beau-
tifui and kind hearted girl. Noel is
equally we'll known. He is handsome
young man OF thirty. with iet black
mustache and plenty OF money, and he
dresses In the height OF fashion. He i'd
the proprietor OF y large plate glass es
tablishment at No. 85 South Fifth
avenue, and also paftaer in the glass
business which his father established
many years ago.
Mr. and Mrs. Noel went TO 1--we at No.
| l09 Waverley place, snd things went on
lswimmlDRly for about year, when Mrs.
Noel suddenly left her husband and re-
turned to her fathers houseI Mutual
friends strove to effect airaconciltatiop
in vain, ath six months sgo the young
wife started for Fargo, where she seem
ed to have created . turore In the society
OF that city. Her besuty and grace
have been commented upon by the
i Fargo papers, end IL is stated shat ehe
will renain ID that town and marry Z
prominent and wealthy business man 81
the territory. She hss been an active
worker in the Episcopal ohurch at Fargo
and the divorce Was granted on The plea
Of neglect and desertjon. 1t is. said cha,
Mr.. Noel made no defense.
The young man wes seen rs his store
| BY q Morning Journal reporter. he did
Il nor aeena casi down over the affeir
When apked the csnss Of the trouble be-
Tween hImself and Mrs Noel he jkid.
We hll right nsV. She has Rot beI
a diyQfce, end In not going %. Xii
2fers M Gny furtkax. N Eos
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

A prcposed; constitutional amendment
for the prohibition Of polygsmy and
bigamy has gone before the United
Ststes senate IN the form Of resolution.
Theas are the terms Of the proposed
amendment: &
Congress shall have power to aegislase
on the subject ci marriage and divorce
BY gsnersi laws applicable nike to eli
states and territories; and neither bixamy
or poiygamy ilhaii exist, or BIZ permitted
within the United States OF any place
subject TO their inrisdiction.
Senator Dolph introduced the resoiu.
zion and spoke In iss behAlf.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24
"A Pill In Tiane. saves Nine i

Or. Pisrce's Pleasurt PnrRative
Pellets ere preventive es we'll as on asiye
A. few Of those s Little Giants" taken al
the right time, with listle expense and
nolnconveniepce. no will accomplish what
many dollars and much sscrifice OF time
wililfAli to do alter Disease once holds
yon with his iron grasp. Constipation
relieved. tho Liver regulated, the Blood
purified, will fortitiy against fevere snd
ell contagious diseases. Persons intend.
ing travel. changing diet, water and
climate, will find Invaluable, DIR. Pieroe's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets. In vial
1onsenient TO carry. 8
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24
Ercttessse,at u. 1eras.

Great excitment has been caused in the
vicinity ofParis. Tex, by the remarkable
recovery Of Mr.J. 3. Corley, who WAS 30
helpless he could moi urn q bed, or raise
his head; every bod. ssS 40 Has dying OF
Consumption. ira, uotils u Dr.. Kings
New Discovery waa sent him. Finding
relief he bought . large bottle aud bog
of DR.. Kings New Life PillEj; by the time
he had taken two boxes of PILLS and TWO
bottles Of the Discovery, he was well and
had gained in flesh thirty-six pounds. Trial
Bottles Of this Great Discovery III Con.
sumption free at Pirdy 3 Brecht's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

Tammany has adopted resolutions
commepding to the consideration OF the
democratic national committee the pro-
priSty ct holding the national convention
of 1888 in Now York. Tammany also
advises the democratic party to avoid
with the protection sforded
American labor by the tariff laws ineti-
tntsd by the republican party. Tam
many and the president are not in &C.
cord over free trade doctrine.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24
BOWEN 4 KINasBURY. prop'tr..

Another Christmas dawns upon the
world with to mprrow's rising sun and in
every christian nation the anniversary
will be sacrsdly observed. It is an oc-
casion for peace and good will and the
fellowship Of heart and soul under the
broad mantle Of charity and loving kind
ness. The Press and Dakotaian once
more extends to its patrons the wish
that theirs may be a Merry Christmas. "
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

The best medical writer's claim that the
successful remedy for nasal oatarrh must be
that will by It's own action reach all tho reuota
sores and liberated surfaces. Tho history of
the efforts to tseat catarrh during the past Rev
ycRrg obliges us to admit that only one remedy
has completely met these conditions, and that
is Eiy's Cream Balm. Thie safe and pleaanrt
remedy has mastered catarrh % nothing else
freely conceds this fact. The more distressii,e
symptoms quickly yield to IL. !
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

It is said that Ex. Secretary Manning's
fatal illness was caused by bad drainage
in the treasury building at Washington.
the result Of defective plumbing. Ex-
Secretary Folger's death has been
traced to the same cause.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

Minot is holding meetings and ap-
pointing committees in behalf Of anew
land district in north Dakota and q land
office at Minot. The completion of the
Manitoba road through north Dakota.
renders necessary new land district
with Minot as its central point.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-12-24

Congressman Seth @. Moffatt, Of
Michigan. died at Washington on Thurs
day Of q carbunoIe. The deceased was
elected to the forty-ninth and fftieth
congresses as republican. He twice
defeated Jay Hnbbell, democrat, but it
is said that no other republican in the
district csn successfully contest against
Hubbell, who will probably succeed
Moffatt. III