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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
A TELEGRiM IN RUSSIA,

The London Times correspondent ut
Nevo- Tchercask could not get his dis
patches concerning the czar's visit to the
Don Cassocks sent unmutilated over the
wires. owing to the Russian censorship.
The best parts of them were suppressed.
The chief of the telegraph office stormed
at him for not sending his account by post,
declaring it n crime 10 send such long let
rs by telegraph. Boston Journal.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28

THE CONVERT AND THE MISSIONARY.
missionary of this city has g. months'-
old convert who is getting on SO we'll that
he is trying 10 educate the visionary. y"
Louisville Democrat.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28

GyrpE-If the ladies will only stop
talking your Honor may hear the roar
ing of the waterfall across the valley
FIieaends B'dtter.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
A Total Eclipse

OF all other medicines by DIR. r Y. Picrcen
Golden Medical Discovery" is approaching.
Unrivaled in bilious disorders, impure blood,
and consumption, which Is scrofuous disease
of the lungs
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
Il LIMITED RaNGE.

n hLAMAA1sD Ad4NuE.
Wife-"Oh, doctor, Benjamin seems to
be wandering in his mindy"
Doctor (who knows Benjamin) Don't
trouble about that-he can't go far"
It'd Bits.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
IvIs all KNuIH Hin.

1s unere u newspaper editor living
who can listen to this sort of thing for
an hour and half without wanting to
commit murder? A travelling gas-bag,
who should be branded "This is
Bore, bounces in on you when the
printers are clamoring for copy, and
there is no copy.
The bore helps you out by saying
"Just run in to tell you capital lit
tie thing that I heard at dinner party
last night, and as soon MS I heard it 1
nudged my wife and said to her, I'll
tell Brown that tomorrow and he can
put it in his paper. J. often tell him
little things like that to help him out
No, thanks, old fellow; no, thanks. 1t
amt much trouble, and you can do me
good turn some day, eh? Course you
can, old boy.
"Do you know I think I was born
for an editor, Brown? Blamed if I
don't.
Lots of folks have wondered why
didn't take up q journalistic instead of
a business career. That's what they
have! I've got the journalistic instinct
in me SO big can't keep out of news
paper offices to save my neck. But
about this little thing heard at the
dinner party. Blamed if it amt rich.
That's what it is! No chestnut about
it. You know that Mr.. oh, what's his
name? Hanged if / ever could remem-
ber names. But you know him. Wears
glasses sometimes, and is littlo bald.
What is his name? I've heard it fifty
times. You'd know tiff you heard it.
I know you would. Well, lie told the
story; and hanged if he didn't tell it
we'll, too. Yes, he did. Isn't his name
Hargraves? Seems like it is. Tn sure
it begins with an n I'll tell you
where he stays. He's manager or some
thing or other or book-keeper or may
be it's silent partner in the firm Of
of-hang it! What is that firms name?
Blamed if I couldn't kick myself for"
You wish in the depth of your heart
that he would kick himself clear down
stair; you'd like to kick him so far into
space that he'd never get back again.
| But, ten to one he's one of those kind of
fellows you have to treat civilly, and SO
he rambles on and on to the bitter end.
It'd Bits.
PAINLESSNEss OFTHR041-CUTTING
| The victim of dependency who
hacks at his throat in persistent at
tempt at suicide probably inficts much
less self-torture than we have been
wont to suppose. Several years ago
Prof. rown-Sequard announced that
stimulation of the larynx produces
complete loss Of sensibility to pain in
the body. He has since observed that
similar, though slighter, effect may
be given by irritation of the windpipe
or even of the skin covering the throat.
By hundreds of experiments, especially
on dogs and monkeys, this eminent
pathologist has demonstrated that,
after simply cutting the skin, lie could
lay bare, cut, bruise, galvanize and
even burn the various structures in
two-thirds of the neck without causing
any great PAIN and sometimes with no
apparent pain whatever. When he has
killed dogs by cutting their threats,
/ death has occu=rrd without tonvulsions,
| and without agony.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
Warm Weather

Often causos extreme tired feeling and debility.
and in tho weakened condition Of tho system
diseases arising from impure blood are liable to
appear. To gain strength. to overcome disease.
and to purify. vitalize. and enrich the blood,
takc Hoods sarsnparilla, which is peculiarly
adapted to the needs of the body at this season.
@Whcn took Hoods sarsapari1la that heayi.
ness in my stomach left .he dullness in my
head and tho gloomy, despondcnt feeling disnp.
penred. began to get stronger, my blood
aimed better circulation, the coldncss in my
hands and feet left me, and my kidneys do not
bother me as before. &c. w. HULL, Attorney
nt-Law. Millcrsburg, o.
Hoods Sarsaparilia
Fold by oil aruggi&s. 81 ely for S.. Prepared
only by &. / HOOD q CO., Iswell. Me-,
100 Doses One Do!laSs
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28

3 months treatment for 500. Iiso's Rom.
edy for catarrh. Sold by druggists.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28

THE certai., way TO be cheated is to
fancy ones NOSE cunning than other.l
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
HEfOIC LIYEy 1T HOJYE.

The heroism Of private life, the slow,
unchronicled martyrdoms of the heart,
who shall remember? Greater than
any knightly dragon slayer of old is the
man who overcomes an unholy passion,
sets his foot upon it and stands serene
and strong in virtue. Grander than
Zenobia is the woman who struggles
with the love that would wrong another
or degrade her own soul, and conquer.
The young man, ardent and tender,
who turns from the dear love of wo-
man, and buries deep in his heart the
sweet instinct of paternity, to devote
himself to the care and support of
aged parents or an unfortunate sister,
and whose life is a long sacrifice, in
manly cheerfulness and majestic spirit,
is hero of the rarest type-the type
Charles Lamb. I have known but two
such.
The young woman who resolutely
stays with father and mother in the old
home, while brothers and sisters go
forth to happy homes of their own;
who cheerfully lays on the altar OF filial
duty that costliest of human sacrifices,
the JOY of loving and being loved-she
is heroine. have known many such.
The husband who goes home from
everyday routine, and the perplexing
cares of business with a cheerful smile
and loving word to his invalid wife; !;
who brings not against her the grievous
sin of long sickness, and reproaches
her. not for the cost and discomfort
thereof; who sees in her languid eyes
something dearer than girlish laughter,
in the sad face and faded cheeks that
blossoms into smiles and even bushes
at his coming, something loyelier than
the old-time spring roses -he is hero.
think know one such.
The wife who bears her part in the
burden Of life--even though it be the
larger part -brayely, cheerfnlly, never
dreaming; that she is heroine, much
less martyr; who bears with tho
faults of husband not altogether con-
genial, with loving patience and a
large charity, and with noble decision
hiding them from the world who
4e.kes no ccnfidants alsJ asks no conf
y
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
R. W. rANsuL 4 CO.: CH1cAGo

Our frequent orders during the past five
years attest the merits of your 'Tansill's
Punch" Scent cigar. WINTER CUSHING,
Druggists, Princeton, H.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28

u u A RED HooE, NJ Y, MAJ, owns 'e.is.ys 'e.sy'
1,ine cats.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28
WORLDS DIsPEksARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,

ee3 Main Street, BUFFALO, n,

ncucInNc Collected and increased Ice, ny
DEHSluNS Fitzgerald & Powell. Indianapolis. Ind.
Rejected cases reopened. Send for circular Of
laws free.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28

gphs sade menton m Of 'ae ef fhe
ailments to which particular attention is
given by. the specialists at tho Inrali6s'
Hotel and Surgical Institute. yet the insti-
tuition abounds in skill, facilities, and ap-
paratus for the successful treatment Of
every form of chronic a;lment, whether re-
medical or surgical means.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-07-28

diseases contract them inn
on doing good and allevial
we cannot imagine. Why
than most honorable to c
we cannot understand; ar
atllict mankind there is pr,
general practice know SO !
heretofore. to treat with our
all applicants who are sutfc
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08
PERSONAL.

COUNT NoS MoLTKE is the oldest mem.
ber OF the German Reichstag, though tw enty.
iour OF his colleagues are more than seventy
years old.
JOHN NJ. DAVIS, the eovernor-elect OF
Rhode Island, Is at present one OF President
Cleveland's custom house sppoin,ees in
Providence.
CAPTAIN CHARLES KING, who wrote "The
ColonePs Daughter" has complete novel,
"Ths Deserter," in the May numoe OF LIP.
piHcots Magazine.
SECRETARY FAlRCHILD is short and stout,
fond OF riding, yachting and other out door
recreations; ard an attendant upon the ser.
vices OF the Protestant Episcopal church.
MRS. HENDRICKS denies that she is pre-.
psring biography OF her husband, the late
vice president or has any intention OF doing
so. She Is carefully arranging all his letters
and papers, with view TO preservation, not
publication, and has declined several oilers
OF purchase made by various publishers
SENATOR ELECT QUAY has an especial
fancy for precious stones, and the contents of
his wife's jewel cases are likely to create q
sensation 10 Washington next winter. She
Is said to possess necklace OF singular
splendor composed Of diamonds carbuncies.
eneralds, toPsZss, sardopy xes and smetb VI sts.
SIMEON B. CHITTENDEN, Of BROOKLYN.
has made provision tor the immediate cree.
tion OF a library building on Yale campus, 10
De placed between the present library build
ing ana the art school. 1t Is to DO connected
with the present library building. The new
ediice Will be built OF stone aud will DO Ell.
tire!y hreproof. Ii is TO cost 100000.
Miss N. b. CUMMINGS, now the librarian
OF the department OF justice at Washington,
L Is daughter OF q former justice OF the su
preme court OF Pennsylvania, and is regarded
| ~ one OF the best authorities on law books
/ in the country. She il literally An encyclo
l Iedia OF reports, rendering invaluable aid u
i the lawyers who use the eX Xteusiye lbrarv m
that department..
II. W. GRADY, e1ttor OF the Atlanta Consh
tuition, says: "The South is more than satis
ned with President Clevelsnd's record, snC
/ thefe VIII not be division of sentiment ir
Any state from Virginia to Tex4s on the cues
on o. his rs, ren oln,nation. He will carry svery
state III the south into the convention an,
VIII not lose half q dozen delegatea In m,
: l from the South" WV
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08

IT IL said that the late General Logan's
new book entitled "The Volunteer Soldier OF
America" will create sensation in military
ana literary circles The aim Of the author
seems 10 have been to elevate the volunteer
soldier Of the republic in the late war at the
expense OF the regulars The early chapters
are devoted to similar purpose with refer.
ence to the previous wars from the Revolu.
tion down to the conflict in Mexico. But the
author only becomes peppery when the his.
tory OF the rebellion is under treatment
The West Point Military academy is handled
with great severity, and the so called military
lobby, by which it is boldly charged that,
during and since the war, legislation Of Con.
grets was Influenced against the volunteer
and in favor OF the regular, is denounced in
terms OF the severest reproach. In the book
Gen. Sherman IL hand led without gloves
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08

THE LATE HENRY WARD BEEcHER
left a sister, Mrs Isabella Beecher
Hooker, who seems to have some
original views about many things.
In particular she has advanced ideas on
police reform. She would hsye looking.
glasses in each cell where trsmps are placed.
In the morning she would have the trsmps
washed and fed on ost meal and besna He
should be made to wash his own clothing 3
and cook his own dinner, and after month
OF this training there would be hope Of re.
forming him. Every policeman should be a
gentleman or gentlewoDap, and should not
smoke, drink, or use bad language. Among
the most startling changes proposed, Mrs.
Hooker would have the police skilled in the
use OF firearms. The ire department should
DO under command OF the police superin.
tendent, who might use the streams instead
OF clubs IN quelIing a riot The superin-
tendent Of police should be chosen by elec.
ton, both men aud women voting, and the
office might be filled by either man or q
woman.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08
Some Cabinet Questions.

1t is a little singular that the considera.
ton OF foreign affairs in cabinet meeting
should show that the three most important
issues of the kind concern our relations
with Great Britain. The cabinet on We'd
nssday discussed the Canadian fishery dis
pute, the Alaska seal question, and new
point of contention growing out of the de-
mand made by England on the Haytien
government for the payment Of 100000
or the cession Of Tortugas Island. This
demand is based upon old claims, and
very little seems to he known in this coun-
try Of the nature of them, but as Hayti can
not easily raise a million, the claims are no
doubt remembered because England wants
the Islands.
Il is reported that British war ships will
bombard the ports Of the little nation if
The claims are not acknowledged at once,
and that if they'are acknowle edged, the ma
tives will massacre all foreigners. 1t is not
probable that England has made any such
threat, but it may be that the savage popu.
lation of the island will be driven to COM
NIT outrages by English menace, or the
: O0ikuI0 Va 4OltuSoo Aslduus
A large number of Americans are en-.
gaged In business in Hayti, and our com.
merce with the island is much larger than
that of any other power, it is Of great i'm.
portance that England should be eau.
toned against high.handed measures
that may provoke the Haytiens to blind
revenge upon peaceable American meI-
chants. The Importance of our commerce
with Hayti, may be realized by a survey of
the following facts, taken from the last
report OF the bureau of statistics Of the
treasury department The total imports
Of merchandise in 1856, from the United
4 States, had custOm.house valuation OF
e2,963, ,l47, and the exports from Hayti to
the United States in the same year, are re-
ported s2,603, ,992. This is exclusive OF
bseadstuffs which amounted to over half q
miulon more. The total exports of mer
chandise are placed at q, ,O67 1876 SO it i.
evident that II any nation under the sur
has an interest in Hayti it is the United
States.
1t is said that England ha. sustained
Canada in the fisheries dispute but tn,
issue Is clear and we cannot afford I,
abandon our treaty rights. The wanto
slaughter of female seals off the coast a
4 Alaska ia more delicate question, as
takes place on the high seas and would a,
pear 10 be beyond the reach of our Law
# The female seals leave the young ON Il
lands In charge of the males and 20
nbeaging far out at sea where they are ca
NJ tuped by vessels under the English fl
nn1 their young starve to death. An 9
lghtened nation should he ready to maj
Gpne arrangement to prevent this bs
ogous destruction of our seal fisheries.
Dut tho course OF England has n
D01os been that Of justice, and as b
lket b touched in all these questions 81
Uu no doubt be stubborn. They q
-, but seem to show that our futu
10y b to be our ancient enemy, Gre
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08
[ ~ Weekly Intslngenoer
LANCASTER, APRIL 9. 1857.
, Text Books for the schools.

IPoo Text Books Tor the schools.
- school board had al interesting
~ ntioa before it Thursday evening, in the
ontntion to 1t Of the proposition for
H MT books In the public schools.
r. y . nice question for argument. On
- ons hand 1t may be alleged that the
heme savors too much Of paternalism, in
snnying the city do for the people what
I Inses properly they should do for them
I nl1vU; that the enlargement of the taxes
4 do necessary by free text books would
hnr most heavily upon small property
0wnees, who find it nip-and.tuck struggle
- pay them at the present rate; that it is
q unnecessary extension Of the cost of the
r1biic school system, etc.
On the other hand, it is most justly
l1aimed that the brand Of pauper is fixed
upon those who now use the books pro-
i yidsd by the school board for children
sUAcoe parents or guardians are unable tC
4 Slocurs them; that free text books would
o1able poor parents to keep their children
i loneer time at school that cheaper pur
& sokosing rates for books could be secured
that the books could be kept in neater con-
dition and would last longer as the prop
egty Of the board, etc.
But the main question is one Of finances.
What effect would the new plan have upon
~ tax ratep It is estimated that the
pz3cs per capita the first year would be e.,
or u 900 q year for the 8 800 children in the
Lancaster schools. This is big sum of
money, and its expenditure is serious
matter to the city taxpayers.
The vote in the school board showfI &
skrong feeling for free text ksaks II would
be the part of prraa g, however, for tie
Oe9S98Hdsvs proceed experimentally. Lei
|fphr6T .the system in the primary schools
S..,rss - v,Ii isults, and then decide upon tn
Il up ..soil of the general adoption of tn
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08

~ 4 = - = GDoouA 81 4
11r6 = AovOtsoa snolnsggo1 su1sly with
49, - eag11ng . doubt upon tha title b
~. CAriisIst ssat In order 70 prevent his
feejection ~ speaker. II = denied that
Thosbs has taken the action alluded to
above In Withdrawing, but his position as
. contestant is 90 absurd that the denial in
all probability means nothing.
Already some super.serviceable Demo.
cratic hotheads are agitating the question
Of Carlisle's reappointment of Mr. Ran
dali to the craftsmanship Of the committee
on appropriations. There is no utility or
sense in deciding an action long in ad'
vance Of the necessity of such decision and
without those attendant circumstances
which are the outgrowth Of events yet in
the womb of time. If Speaker Carlisle is
reelected, he may safely be trusted to ad.
minister his high place for the good OF the
people and the whole Democratic party.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08
OPBC1AL HOrIC1D.
Mothers, Mothers Mothers! {!

Are you disturbed at night and broken Of your
rest by sick child suffering and crying with
the e1cruciating pain of cutting teethr II so.
go AZ once ana get bottle of MRS. wlNSLOw'S
SOOTHING SYRUP. II will relieve the poor
little suffer Immediately depend upon It 4; there
is no mistake about II There IL not . mother
on earth no has ever used 1t, who will not tell
you at once that It will regulate the bowels, and
give rest TO the mother. and relief and health 10
the child, operating like magic 1t Is perfectly
safe TO in all cases. and pleasant TO the taste,
aud Is the prescription of one OF the oldest and
best female ply sicians ana nurses In the L United
States. Sold everywhere. . cents a bottle.
may3l-lydAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08

4 uvuo0Go0o A0oonN PsooeooDoos
Hron ~ new York Tribune. nsp
There b never any uss In Negotiating over
the hsads Of The people II may b grievous
70 lowers Of their kind that the majority are
% ofpsn Indifferent or even averse To reform :
that they cling 70 lovingly 70 their flesh pots;
that they will make % low sacrifices for the
general good. Hut statesmen aud lawmakers
must deal with the world ~ Il is, and escbew
prodtieso speculation on the world as 10 ought
TO be; and the obvious truth cannot be missed
prohibition. In sparsely inhabited run
places II 10 possible to introduce the princ,-
pie; but even then only when considerable
majority 10 prepared IL vote for the reform,
and that 10 why local option, which makes
every little social group the sole iadge Of its
own regiment 10 the best method OF apply ing
II In most large cities prohibition 10 out ol
the question.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08
A Lancaster Farmer. chat.

From the ChanOersburg Valley spirit.
Mr. Henry NJ. Engle, . well known farmer
Of Marietta, Lancaster county, said yesterday {:
"Like the Franklin county farmers we
have good cause for complaint our winter
grain Is very unpromising. 1t Is still living,
but II there is had weather the crop must be
short Good weather and plenty of warm
rains may bring it out somewhat All the
early planted fields are better than those
planted late. The former got rains, while
the latter got none. The rainfall for March
was only about three iourths Of an inch, q
very small quantity"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08
The Verdict Unanimoua,

You are feeling depressed. your appetite IL
poor. you are bothered with headac he, YOU are
ndgety, nervous. ana generally out of sorts, and
want to brace up. Brace up but not with stimu-
lants, spring medicines, or bitters, which have
for their basis very cheap, bad whisky, and
which stimulate You for An hour and then leave
you in worse condition than before. What YOU
want Is an Alternative that Will purify your blood,
start healthy action OF Liver and Kidneys, rs-
store your vitality, and give renewed health and
strength. such a medicine you will d nd in Elec-
trtc Bitters, ana only 81 cents bottle at II. b.
Cochran's Drug store, l37 and l3s North Queen
street, Lancaster, Pa (2)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-08

OSs EorrLs E1Sscrs A CvRB.-Mr. Oscar Z. b.
Koch. OF Allentown. Pa. was bedfast with in.
nammatory rheumatism in the winter OF 1883
Doctors could DO nothing to relieve him. He
commenced using Gross Rheumatic Remedy
BY the time he had used halt q bottle he could
leave his bed when he had finished the bottle
he was cured and has not had return of the
disease since. In his own words, / fesl better
than ever before" Price q. by all druggists.
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