The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-29
ia AND POINT.


business hustle. -Ncw Orleans Hcay.
me.
As a choice of evils, well behaved
blizzard beats q winter fog. - Chicago
Herald.
A mans temper is one OF the few
things which improve by disuse.-
Boston Transcript.
1t doesn' abbreviate n three months
note TO have the indorser make n
minute of it. fonberS Gazette.
Theaters would not feel the need OF
calcium and electric light If stage stars
were all of the first magnitude. -Aew
HaUeB NeWS.
The discourse of the spirits ut a
spiritualistic seance are OF course al
ways listened to with raped attention.
Merchant Traveller.
1t seems to be French scripture to
visit the sins of the son-inlaw upon
the head of his wlfe's father. Louis
CiHe Courier journal.
"Man wants but little here below"
doesn't apply 10 the man who goes
down cellar to look at your gas meter.
- Huntington Free Press.
If coal goes up much higher during
the next few weeks, this long-suffering
nation will have to eat its Christmas
turkey raw. - Chicago NeUS.
"There is beauty in extreme old
age" seems TO be the motto of the
grocer who makes speciality of coun.
try butter Nebraska State Journal.
The red flag species of Socialists
don't want the earth. They want the
land and the lager The rest of the
folks can have the water. OIL city
Blizzard.
II hate man who uses toe-back.
OH" exclaimed young Podger, when
his girls rale progenitor kicked him
down the front steps. - Chartestooh
Enterprise.
There is a colorcd man in Texas III
years old, with 1000 descendants,
There was Il gardner in Eden who has
over one billion living descendants. -
Boston Globe.
"IIow are the collections to-dayP"
asked man of bill collector yes
terday. "Slow, very slow; can't even
collect my thoughts" was the reply
HttSbVg Chronicle.
The Calcutta woman who had solid
cut-glass bedstead made for her will
save lots of time generally wasted in
looking under the bed for a man.
Hiladeiphia News.
The man who found it impossible to
keep down q dozen oysters he had
swallowed referred to a poor grade Of
whiskey as the power behind the throne
--Lincoln journal.
II the rowdy West has nothing better
than the blizzard to offer in return for
the coal she gets from Pennsylvania,
we might just as well close the account
and stop trading, Philadelphia Press.
An agricultural exchange asks "Do
you know that the hog leeds regu-
larl ?" Yes, he sits at the next table
TO MS, and he is there three times day,
as regularly as the steward rings the
bell. --DaEota Blizzard.
"Tommv,h said his aunt, Il hear
your grandmother gave you watch on
your birthday. Was it n hunting case
watchP" No." replied Tommy, who
is years old, ''it was barefaced
watch. --Pittsburg Chronicle.
An English medical journal has offer
ed prize to anyone who discovers
the cause of badness. We do no,
know how it is in England but in thi.
country badness is generally caused
by loss of hair. -Arbdnsao 4rareter.
First turkey "a youthful bird)A
well, thank goodness, we've escaped
the Thanksgiving Scylla." Second
turkey (of mature experienced -Yes,
but | tremble when think of the
Christmas Chary bdis --New York
World.
A Boston orator recently made the
assertion that our national banner was
eloquent in every fold-that it spoke
with no uncertain sound. The Boston
mani has things mixed. He was
evidently misled by the flag stone.
Cleveland Sun.
Music. " SAID DR.. johnson, sis the
least disagrceable of all noises" The
learned doctor did not know every.
thing. He never lived next door to u
cornet amateur, young brass band OF
a piano-banging young lady.-Mont.
gome'y ADVERTISER.
Reports of rich mineral finds in
Arizona should be received with good
deal Of salt. Arizona is rich in mineral
resources, but can produce more talent.
ed liars to the square mile than any
other portion of the United States
ST. Louis Republican.
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Drew the Line at the Bustle.