The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-01
PlTH AND POINT.

The butcher is hard up indeed when \
he can't raise q steak. Merchant 4rau-'
eler.
Politicians and oysters are getting
themselves into n stew. .-Brockton Ga
zete.
What is an infant Something that
makes pocket of its mouth. Troy
Times.
You shall know the returned Boston
ian by the Browning on his check
Bosl on Herald.
II would seem natural for car.
pentcr to walk with a numbering gait
Merchant Iraueier.
1t would seem rs if our boiler inspec'
tor had not been sufficiently blown up.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
1t really looks MS ( that pennant had
ordered its baggage checked through to
Detroit. Detroit Tribune.
Still it worries man who calls him
self violnist to be known outside rs
II fiddler. Joseph Gazette
The man who runs faro bank never
finds any difficult in assocatng with
his betters. Merchant YraUeler.
Even doctor vito speaks only one
language may yet understand great
many tongues. Popular Scicnce.
Men may decam against corsets. but
.tf tl., Al tnl Ili
wife to party without one. -Puck.
Wantcd: A fool who will go through
the Niagara whirlpool and not live tc
tell the tale. -LouiSCiLe Commercial.
A woman sometimes can keep her
temper when she is moving. A man
isn't expected to. -SonserUtHe Jou''vsi.
A cow-path is not IS bright as the
moon or stars, but it is a milky Way
justt same. - harleoSO,On Enterprise.
Cleopatra Dissolved pearls in liquid
and Bosten does tee same with her
baseball nine. --SFgingfeId Re@"bh'
c0ol.
A poet dolefully exclaims: "Ah
Where are the girls of long agop" He
will find them in the ballet Troy
Times.
There are some banks that people
are always hooking from. The fish.
ing banks, for Instance. boston Com.
mercidl,
The memory OF II look froma woman
he often enough of II magnet TO draw II
man across continent. lBsLUdU6ce
Journal.
The girl who is afraid of lightning is
pretty likely to make thundcrboit
when storm comes up Merchant
Traueler.
The policensin who never arrests
anybody but little boys might be called
variety of collnrer infantun,. -. WASH.
spgton Critic.
When yoang man deceives his best
girl and she iinds it out, it usually
leads up to serious cry-sis. - CtarleS-
Soi0H Enterprise.
10 keep Il weman ont of sulEs, the
easiest way is tie keep her in silks. On
~ slight d ference, between L an l.
--Boston Transcript
The great secret yet to be revealed is
row to suspend the law of gravitatiDn
when the acronaut falls out of his bal
loon. Detroit Tribune.
Just look at that trade dollar! II
has limped round remarking, -'ln God
we trust" and It's faith is rewarded By
redemption. -Sa2 Francisco alta.
Chicago bands do not plag "rhe
Bonnie Blue Flag" any more. They
know it will wave over Detroit ball
ground next year. Detroit Free Press
II the baseball interests Of this
country want TO make the sport truly
democratic, they will hore more holes
in the high fences. Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The tax rate Of Manchester-by-the
Sea is only $40 per 1000 this year.
Now is the time to get up excursions
for Boston's tax-dodgers. Boston
Globe.
People are apt to feel proud of all
the good traits their children show.
and wonder where in the blazes they
got all their bad ones. SomerUiue
Journal.
If it is fully proven that it was Ba-
con. and not Shakespeare, Chicago
will paint another streak around the
dome of her literary culture. -Bati-
more american.
This passion for new hats is
fa,. mill lon ai..xc