Telegram-herald., 1887-08-16
POTTS HEW PAPER
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tsiaz informed D. as ds7eFsas ssekiF sK-
changes. tnat there : good suthoriy toE
believing tl.ai shae ssArt AZ additional
dlaaa tiErate svvnifs Fsses u the oid
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Publishing is the only ouslEess Ga earth
ih4- every nan. solasa znd call8 - DOEu
Thoroughly Aeqasiutsl uIh fssi conn
dent ihat have tAe az sliEcations wi-n The
rss- of msakind 10 start long-fe.s want in
F0ur city. Ia COMMON with MluF a-eu
Nitao4t ekpefisace 0r means Who ulzke the
criueisu 81 newspapers specially ! Of
coUrse ses Nhsrs sasl improvements mizht
Be ulA-e npoa tue ealiies nOw ~ e4lstenos
ia Foaf eltY, aud feel Be LIZ dulg g. give
Jour people tie DeaelE ot such Improve
ments.
1 propose 70 establish a paper in yons
city teat shalt regoiuIonizs ner publishing
business. Wn.ls ( shall not Fssmpl any
arrall display u capital ! shall pat al the
money ia tas enterprise compatible With
is ilIeresIs-s4y $50 tsJJ ID IS mY opinion
taa. lack of capital has been respoas.ole
/ TO- great many ne paper shortcomings.
| boz . ~ this country aud Europe.
The politieA department ot Tie new pub
/ Ee4siou NIL be- ia lls hands of the beet tai
| ent in the c0a1trg. and under the diclation
% the street. politicians % the vicinity Of
| the ol1ce. who viii be cordially Invited TO
MAKE TIE editorial ro0ms their headquar-
/ tefs, a. al u aes.
During the heated season each year .
| .scassi0n Siii DC carried on under the head
| of the Cooking Department between a
| town butcher ana an amateur temperance
| lecturer IA which all The pros and cons OF
/ the sociai evil Ut dog muzzilug viii be laid
/ thread bare before al excited public.
Il Vii bs 20 rat establishment Rafting
vii Be pOsltlTeiy forbidden IN every de-
paftmenL
| The business department Will be presided
/ over by a cgOs3-syed young lady wearing
| crooked teeth and bangs. who will make
the entertaining OF dudes who call IN 10
advertise Tor lost gold headed canes and
| diamonds, speciality.
| A soap box will De nailed up in the cor
| ner Of the editorial room in which cob
1 pipes, chewing and smoking tobsccos and
| cigar stubs will be found IN pTofusiOn Tor
the benefit OF those who have nothing else
4 10 60 Ntkt tphL around inc ONCE.
| Guests will not be vulgaTly annoyed by
the presence OF spittOohs as is the custom
in some OF the more antiquated establish
| ments. bat viii be cordially invited To spit
| in the waste basket or on the brussels
| carpet
| During the warmer season free lunch
| counter and bar, with orchestra music At
meal time, will be provided for tourist
| printers.
! A private parlor will be provided with
! stationery, etc, where book agents and
| female venders OF patent corsets and hy-
| gienic. spiral spring bustles can write up
| long dissertations upon themselves and their
| goods. which will be cheerfully inserted
Tree.
| Newspaper quarrels will be solicited e.
| peciailv between street preachers and
| chronic iniideis. and their efforts will al
| ways &c inserted under the head of
| Important Church Matters" The former
| is expected TO sign Religious Teacher
aud the latter a Deliver in Science" All
| possible effort will be expended in an at
| tempt 20 please that large and eminently
! respectable class OF people who never pat
rUuixed a newepaper except when they
! want an obituary notice published. O0itu-
aries and biographical sketches in such
cases will always be written up with great
care by the sporting edilor and published
free and = copy of the paper sent post paid
| - each of the relatives and friends of the
deceased. The fighting editor will slway:
be found at the head of the stairs during
business hours. with a cheese knife. psil
OF navy revOlvers and all Unsuitable thirs
for blood But not desiring 10 deal tC
harshly with those who come In cOntac
With him I have made arrangements with
The Kaediye and Will import and Egyptian
| pyramid and place IL in the POttersfelC
4 -. - - oil 81 ~4,-sfr
will be tenderly inscribed.
Yours Fraternally,
| III. POTTs
| P.S-Ths first issue Of nv new paper vii
positively appear on the first day OF fh'
next century.