The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-07-29
BRIGHT BITS.
HE--What lovely complexion you have, Miss
Maud?
Shell ocght to be lovely-It cost 81 box
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HE-What lovely complexion you have, Miss
Maud?
Shell. ocght to be lovely-It cost 81 box
Detroit Free Press.
A LITTLE BOY IN East Nashville heard bis sister
say that Adam was the first man, and when he
was asked who the first woman was, replied
adams mother. Nashville american.
WE'LL don't think much of their essays"
commented a much hustled young lady, as she
left high school commencement, but their
dresses were quite as pretty as those seen on the
stage last year. wal Street NewS.
BEGG4R-Givc me a nickel, sir?
Pcdestran--Why. amt You the fellow who
had tin card hanging on your breast saying
you were blind?
Beggar- Er-yes, but tried the faith cure last
nlght.--Jlldge.
WIFE TO husband who has just returned from
q visit)-So you intend to go back again some
time?
Tusband-Yes
Wife-You must have felt perfectly at home.
Husband-O no; enjoyed myself very much.
-ArkanSdto Trdreler.
II DON'T believe in bullying" said Pompano,
sternly, but do thinks that a man Oughtto be
master of his own house. Ny wife, of course,
doesn't agree with NE, but this summer car
ried my point"
"Ah, indeed, " said Bagley in interested tones.
Have you the recipe with you?"
Yes. | sent her to the seashore for the sum-
mer. ''-PhiTddeipbid CdU
q
eminent citizen advertiser for faithful watch
dog.
Second BIrglar-Well, I hate to part with my
dog a%in but guess III have to.
~ H. III take him around and sell him to
him. ! + sure he's faithful, are ye?"
Every time. He'll he faithful to us every
time we want to climb in the winderS. '-Omd!lG
World
Ion, how was the game?" was the anxious cry
To couple of men as they passed him by.
md IoJ DC no coiA
Twas as good as a glass of the melloweSt winen'
While the other said with a scowl and sheer,
The rottenest game have seen this year"
They passed along and the questioner said,
As his fat sides shook and his face grew red:
There are many men of as many minds;
There are many bets of as many kinds;
But, though men and wagers disagree,
The mind and the purse are in sympathy"
Columbus NelcS.
As Mr.. Jones walked down the aisle,
On Sunday, beaming with a smaisle,
His heart wholly free from gua,sle.
What then could bis calm spirit raisle?
In one hand was shining taisle;
His clothes We're of the latest Staisle,
And which the same had cost pailse,
The people eyed Jones all the whaisle-
But mOurnful to tell,
He stumbled and fell.
Ah, then would Jones have gnawed faisle,
Or jumped headlong into the Naisle,
But he thought no thoughts that were vaisle,
Nor made a display of his baisIe-
lie got up and sat down,
Without grin or frOwn,
Yet wished he were distant q maisle.
Cincinnati TiB,eS-StGr.
IRIS shame, said palld-face veteran of
the late war to a brother member of the Grand
Army the other day, that while some men are
drawing q comfortable pension my claim has
been disalowed"
What disability did you mention as reason
for governmental considerations
"a heart trouble brought on by the eyertion
of Il lon: and desperate charge"
Did You file a doctors certificate proving
your injury?n
u did"
"Wen, what reason was given for failing to
allow your claim?"
'Oh, they said they bad evidence that the
over exertion was brought about by undue haste
in getting to the rear
An! see. You should have run in the OPP
posite direction" returned his companion
Boston Budget.