The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-12-01
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!. NAPoIsEo II VAN sIYcKi ii iayS NoM
York s6eietY man and 1. }gr,aH lady
Hillef allhopgh elle eis matfIed, Nof
i'tt} NJ ihct While he was '6GfiIS 4 ,,e
4 ssIpSsipg females In i Club window I onfl ,snl
~ his friends remarked: d&fos tssl
tssf u 4 say. an, lilJp'ts ], see youSin the
Park yesterday With Miss High Gyerl,
'Isnpp0sef sc. az rs si. Tif ~ M. 4
9 And did 7 see you at the obasa ,y,.,,
n lssl swiftly in the evenihg?'Ra't@ 3s !.
sfqs You did. my boy. .
We'll, yonr wife is better. 1ookiny
than any Of those girls, why don't s0iii
60 out tWitbiher2,,dB BSk |1
y3S.ssAIy, deah fellaw,no, replied Van.
~ 80 got apreiudlce against married
%omen.'a ,I.8 g,a ,,s,;,,
As!H OPfIEss4 III NpER,fA A AKl No. :. n
lady who;owns o dog and. incidentalII
q little girl. heard commotlon in tile
adjoining room, l3t9S'i ~
Upon investigation she discovered ed
the dog. AZ t.s, + :
'''You naughty childlp she said. .Iare
you trying to burn Fldo, that you hold
!.'iNo, mamma replied the little
'Rlrl; sI'm only trying to warm his
nose.'h ir ,@ -sa If, IE3 s,sT1
WHERE lie Cor THEM. IA gentle
man m entered Intercollegiate office In
boston. and asked to have his head ex-.
amined After moment's inspeetion
me professor started back exclain.ngsi
:, 5000 heavens! you have the most unr,
accountable combination Of attributes.
ever discovered, d, In o human being
We're your parents eccentrlcp, ssNo,
sir, replied the all,round character
meekly, ''but my wife is. b = on needn't
pay any nttentlon'to the larger bumps,
air. y ~ yr$ '?tt
SUE WOULD BE PREPARED. -
Mourning goods, please" she said to
the hoor-walker. s&ot,t 4
Yes, madam. this way, iG yen,
Will;'' and then he added, feellngly:
Death Is sad thing, madam,
~ ls. indeedl'' responded the lady.
iii Not make any purchases this
morning. only want to see the latest
things you have in the, mourning line;,
myhusband Is avery sick man.
A PERI uMED ToEE.--:syIolet
.sstones'' are q species OF porous rock
found in the Hartz mountains. The,
moss known as violet moss, which
emlts an odor similar to that Of vlolets,
covers the stone thickly and fills It's
porous surface. The odor is said to be
retained sometimes for years, and is
increased by moistening the stone,
They are much sought after in Europe
as means Of permanently perfumlng
toilet articles. VI " S.lI il.7'
a sooTn1Na ClaAR.-Gus DC Smith
--r'"Whewl'IJ
Ilcste,ter McGinnis--" whats the
matterp" gl4ry 8,
THAT cigar sou are smokinz. 1t
smells; dreadful" ps'a ', altl
"Yes, I know it," fas
You can't bave any pleasure euok-
ing It,"
Eyes i can; you see the longer 1
smoke it the happier will bs when
Pm done. Urn ar ,a .l
= AN ELECTRIC ToUcH. MIR, Grim.
sonbeak-You have truly an electric
touch. ,1>G s.l
y Miss Fussanfeather Cat the piano j. 4
Oh. sir, you natter mo. Ft'l z et}4
'But it Is true" o~,#"-' h.53 15.Y
u SWhat makes you think soPn fl. !,
why, | read the the other day that
electricity would always put piano
out Of tune, sa..u .,.s, E. if5,
She fingered tue Keyboard no more
liat evening. &, k.s h. i.sE. ,,,,f.. sa,
tDocToR.-7-My dear man, yot, have
no organic trouble, no symptoms ,ui
disease, properly speaking; but you alc'|
simply run doWn.ia What is your occu-i
pat1Onp 3 & M 8Eyj ,sG$ * niI
EsPatient--I am acity laboycr and WORK !
upon the public streets. ioa III
Doctor-Ah, it is as suspected.
\ iou.reqnire exercise. f@
STRANGER ITO ,servanU -."How Is
Mr.. b. to.dayp" Servant--"He isyery
ow, sir. and is not. expected TO live |
mere than a few hours.'' Stranger
in q startled tone)-~"Is that so2
Then [ must sec him at onceI' Servant
- Are you an intimate personal |
,riendpo Stranger-"No I'm the gas
satE 19a
lie WAS q carpenter. He had lifted |
! hammer to strike nail. Did he
strike? Not muchI lie paused; then