New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-04-27
Did you notice that absent mi nded

E Did you notice that absent inded
look on +. Nix 5 face yesterday? Well
he was studying up some means Of how
to keep an infant quiet during the night.
His wife presented him with girl
Monday evening and Robert had to take
his first lessons in How to handle in
fants'' Monday night.
Mr.. Rudolph Kiesling returned from
his trip to Washington Territory Mon
day He is well pleased with the cas-
tern part of the Territory and especial.
y with Spokane Falls and vicinity, but
the western part did not suit him. He
met most of the former Brown and Mic
ollet county people now living in the
territory and says that those living near
Spokane Falls are well pleased with
their present home and are doing well.
Mr.. Kiesling has arrived at the conclu-
sion that a man with moderate means
who has fair business in this country
will do better to stay here than go to
country where they have rain for nine
months in the year and see the sun but
three months during the same time.
In an article published in the CEN.
TuRY, Mark Twain gives an interesting
collection of remarkable answers to ex-
animation questions. The REVIEW is
prepared to add the following choice
specimens, which were produced by To-
cal talent and kindly left on our desk.
Sixty three gallons make one hedge
hog. Translation of Dizigere parentes
prtz'sG maturac leg est: To choose ones
parents is natures highest law.-The
productions of Brown Co. are wheat
potatoes, cattle, horses and children
Name bird belonging to the order of
scratchers. Answer: The cat.-See-
ing, hearing, feeling, smelling and tast-
ing are called the five -Cortez
landed at Vera Cruz, founded it, and
marched into the interior. -Denominate
and locate Cod. Answer Goldfish in
the water.-By mans education the COW
is called domestic animal.-The land
scape had a grammatical appearances.
Who are the British Answer Green.
horns. And is a conjunction catching
a participle. Columbus produced an
eclipse OF the moon to save his life
Commissions are caused by death. Con-
rad..L was the second son of his fourth
daughter. Singular: The pupils
book is clean. Plural: The pupils
books are dirty. There are the kinds
OF persons Masculine, feminine and
neuter. king Ferdinand did not have
any money because he would not help
Columbus. Isabella pledged her jewels
because Columbus wanted to discover
America. Problem invented by u pri-
mary pupil If a stove cost eighty dol
lars, what will a bushel of potatoes
cost ?-What kind of a plant is the
borsetail ? Answer A hairy plant
Natural objects are objects that are not
made by hand, but by machines. II
have forgotten the date Of the battle of
Hastings it was fought in the year 1866.
Alcohol goes to the brain in the form
OF vapor, aud if it cannot escape, it
produces intcxication.-Th Sophists
We're men that did not believe what they
taught, but tried hard to force the truth
upon themselves. In sewing machines
the kind Of stitch forms the chief monu-
ment OF distinction. By primary pu-
| pill st. Paul is the largest city but
New Ulm is bigger yet The moons
phases are produced by the mountains
upon it, which make it look like a
mans face. Define English grammar.
Answer English grammar is an aw-
full study. The multiplication table is
a table which is multiplied. When
j Capt Lawrence was carried below, he
told his sailors to save themselves.
George Washington would not tell lie
because he wanted to become the father
| of his country Daniel Webster was so
1 eloquent because he wrote dictionary.
Benjamin Franklin invented the
| lightning There are five races of
4 mankind but the natives of Australia
do not belong to any of them An ell
i lipse is curve like circle, but differ
ent from it. Capt. Cook discovered the
Sandwich Islands, and then let tile ma
| tives eat him up. Water flows down
| hill because it cannot How up hill The
constitution Of the United States was