The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-11-21
AMONG THE TESTERS.

Inc ucatn oil n child from "c0lcfy ana
phantom" is reported by an Iowa physi-
clan.
IL is the day after the election when the
American newspapers pride themselves
most on their figures.
A Philadelphia man suspected Of hay
ing committed murder, bears the appro-
pirate name Of Killer.
St John remarks tina, the Prohibitionists
Will go into the next presidential campaign
with ardent spirits.
Election is over, and now the people Of
this great country can get into u proper
frume Of mind for Thanksgiving day
First Little Girl-My father is an editor;
what does yours do? Second Little Girl
Whatever mama tells him.--Philadelphia
| News
A basin OF oil with live fish in it has
| been discovered in Minnesota cave. This
| threatens 10 revolutionize the sardinc' in-
dustry.
An anti-fat restaurant has been opened
in London. Anti-fat boarding houses
have long been known in this county,
Lowell Courier.
"Why, Miss Howjames," said the Chi
cago girl, "you don't mean that it is all
| oNVl pcNN'tH YOU anu MIs piillnHbMl
what ] have told YOU" replied the
the undraped actually. Chicago Trib-
une.
There are very few brass bands in a mil
itary parade that can play as many airs as
the drum major puts on.-Shoc and
Leather Reporter.
Mrs. Potter's stage dresses are said TO be
"a revelation" Most actress costumes
are. They reveal the wearcr. Bingham
ton Republican,.
Marshal John Jolly, OF Butte City, NJ.
T., is the owner Of the most expensive po-
liceman's star in the United States II is
Of solid gold and has five points, at the end
Of each point is diamond and in the CEN
ter il q monogram Of gems. The whole is
valued ut $500.
Glassblowers' cheeks become thin and
lose their clacticity by the continued blow
ing. They hang down like inverted pock-
cts and become useless II il matter OF
record, /; il said, that both here and in
Europe glassbloweB have blown holes
through their cheeks.
Edison says that only one fourth Of n ton
Of coal IL used. The rest goes up the
chimney. II il well that Edison has set
tied this question, for We had been led 10
believe that the three-quarters not burnt
went Off with the wagons Tran
script
"Whcn you get very tired" said one
young man to another, do you ever lose
command Of words and ideas" mo-"
said the other young man, 81 cant say
that do; but | have felt that way some
times when got home very late at night.
-Somerville journal.
II IL the opinion Of the Curio that 1900
years OF venison, pastry custards and
good wines may cXtcnuatc, II not excuse,
u gcntlcmdn's weakness Of his pedigree;
but man brought up ON pork and beans
who becomes infected with the family
pride, is u monster Of folly"
The treasury Of the United States con
tlins S2S2, 600, 900 in gold; there in de-
posted in the National bank Of France
S237, 900, 600; the National bank of Ger
many holds Sl07, 100000, while the bank
Of England, with It's 500, 0O0, 900, is the
least of this great quartet OF gold depOs-
tories.
Every married woman gets 80 accus-
toned to being accused OF mislaying any
article that her husband cannot immedi-
atcly put his hand on, that she would not
be- surprised, should the house be annihi-
lated by n cyclone TO hear him ask,
'Nhat have YOU done with it2"- Boston
journal Of Education.
To determine whether her two pet cana
ries Possessed the sense OF color, a Chicago
lady placed before them two bathing cups,
one III ordinary white ware, the other ol
culorcd glass. After moments hesitation
the birds plunged into the colorcd cup and
have since refused TO battle in any other.
A certain Sunday-schOol superintendent
p-s Ia s-c little Claia'p big sister quite
often. "Childrn," said he 20 the school
last Sunday, "wo arr told in your lesson
today To love the Lord. Do you know
what love is7" cts when you hug my
sister In the parlor, sir" spoke MP Clara
from the front row.-Coldwator mich.
Life.
Bobby ito young Mr.. Faiboy)--I heard
my sister Clara say something lovely 10 ma
about you, Mr.. fatboy. Young Mr.. Fat.
boy (anxiOusly)--No, did You, Bobby
, What was IN Bobby She said YOU would
b. lovely TO sit on the family Bible and
press autumn leaves.
: The flint morSchaum pipe was carved in
p the early part ~ the thirty years war, and
Wallcnstein Is said 10 have bought II. The
, true clay is 10 he procured only at Eski
Schcr, in Asia Minor, where there ar,
, large deposits, and whence IL is sent direc
10 the manufactures nj Rubiu, az which
there arc ut present forty, employing al
most the whole population Of the district
look here, my friend" said n we'll
dr'sscd man 90 Washington policeman
last Sunday, 81 want drink very badly
Can't YOU help me OUT" II can, sor,r
rjoincd the guardian Of the peace, who
b was Of llibcrnian extraction. "Ah, thanks
llcp's something for you, by the way
Where did you say ! could get it'll,
L. dinkY' Right around the corner 90 YOU
BE- lit, sor, yczc'll ioind poomp an dip
per. - Exchange.
. Omaha namc-Jane, our guest, Mr.. u,
, Hunter, complains that YOU chopped NJ
his dccoy ducks for kindling. New Cool
10 1t wasn't for kindling, mum. though
- they was pair Of chickens your husban,
- sent home, and was tryin' Ia cut them
mum. "Of all thingL Where was 1t yot
. said YOU worked before you came hcre2'
"AtMp. he Styles boarding house, mum.
" omaha World.
The Dudes Know it.
Or they don't they should know tina
b.. Rangum Root Eminent cured big heal u
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