The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-02
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DON'T YOU WORRY"
How shrewd Business Men Have Solved a
Great Problem.

men" Is question that we often ask. Ii
is a question that perplexes our leading
medical men, and they are at loss TO
know how to answer 1t.
We sometimes think that If the physi-
clans would give part of the energy to The
consideration Of this question that they
give to combating other schools of practice,
1t might be satisfactorily answered
The fights of "isms" reminds us often OF
the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that were
only happy when they were annihilatlng
each other.
/ If Allopathy makes a discovery that
promises good to the race, IIomu,opathy
deridcs 1t and breaks down its influence.
If Homeopathy makes discovery that
promises TO be a boon to the race, 4 lloratly
attacks IT,
1t is absurd that these schools should
fancy that all of good is in their methods
and none in any other.
Fortunately for the people, the merit
which these "isms' will not recognize, is
recognized by the public, and this public
recognition, taking the form OF n demand
upon the medical profession, eventually
compels it TO recognize it,
Is 1t possible that the question has been
answered by shrewd business men? A
prominent man once said to an inquirer,
who asked him how he got rich 81 got
rich because | did things while other people
were thinking about doing them" 1t
seems to us that the public bape recognized
what this fatality is, and how il can be
met, while the medical profession haye
been wransling about it.
BY careful examination of insurance
reports we find that there has been sharp
reform with reference to examinations land
that no man can now get any amount OF
insurance WHO has the least development
of kidney disorderl, because they find that
sixty out of every hundred In this country
do, either directly or indirectly, suffer from
kidney disease. Hence, no reliable com
pany will insure man except after rigid
urinary examination.
This reminds us of little instance which
occurred short time ago A fellow editor
was an applicant for respectable amount
of insurance. He was rejected on examin- |
alton, because, unknown to himself, his |
kidneys were diseased. The shrewd agent, |
however, did not give upthe case. He had |
an eye to business and to his commission, |
and said: Don't you worry; YOU get half |
dozen bottles of Warmers safe cure-all
dealers keep it-take it according to direc- |
tions and in about a month come around, |
and We will have another examination. |
know you will find yourself all right and
will get your policy"
The editor expressed surprise at the
agents faith, but the latter replied: This |
point is a valuable one. Very many insur- ,
ance agents all oyer the country, when they !
find customer rejected for this cause, give |
similar advice, and eventually he gets the |
insurance"
What are we to infer from such circumst- !
ances? Have shrewd insurance men, as
well as other shrewd business men, found |
the secret answer to the inquiry? Is it
possible that our columns have been pro-
claiming, ia the form of advertisements,
what has proved a blessing in disguise TO
millions, and yet by many ignored as an
advertisement?
In our files we find thousands of strong
testimonials for Warmers safe cure, NIB two
alike, which could not exist except upon a
basis of truth: indeed, they are published
under guarantee of 1900 to any one who
will disprove their correctness, and this
offer has been standing, we are told, for
more than four years.
Undoubtedly this article, which is simply
dealing out justice, will be considered as au
advertisement and be rejected by many as
such.
We have not space nor time to discuss
the proposition that poor thing could not
succeed to the extent that this great remedy
has succee led, could not become SO popular
without merit even it pushed by a Wander
bilt or an Astor.
Hence we take the liberty of telling our
friends that it is duty that they owe to
themselves TO investigate the matter and
reflect carefully, for the statements pub
lished are subject TO the refutaton OF the
entire world. None have refuted them: on
the contrary, hundreds of thousands have
believed them and proved them true, and
in believing have found the highest meas
ure of satisfaction, that which money can
not buy, and money cannot take away.