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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

in tie stomach Of bullock killed .
few days ago At Adm. Cal. were founA
horseshos nails. screws, bolts anA tacks.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

LOVE caught the BRUSH" he wrote to
her, land painted your glowing picture
upon the living canvas of my soul!" and
then he felt much bcttcr.-N y 7ekgram.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

The Rutland W.T. Herald recently said
sscheese has taken jump" It must have
been mighty strong cheese to skipper
round like that
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

THAT settles it." rs the cook remarked
when she put some egg shells in the coffee
not, and she didn't use slang, either.-1cxos
SiffiN9x,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

TEACnER-'.If you were president OF
county fair. and wanted gate tender,
what would you dot" Pupil-'Boil it."
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

A DOSE in Time Saves Nine OF Halc's Hon.
ey Of HorchOund and Tar for coughs.
fixes Toothachc Drops Cure in one minute.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

II Afflicted with Sore Eyes uso DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sci! IL. &c.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

A MAN ID like q razor because you can't
tell how sharp he can be till he's complete
II strapped. Breeze.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

THE sweets Of married life should never
be kept in family jars.-Bostos Post.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

LITTLE GRL-'Please, mum, pas got
chill, an he wants to know II he can come
over and shake yer carpets " The Rambler.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

Edithr' "TwO-Lord BrandcnOse and
Lord Knows Who."-N T. Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

WHY is alazy young dog like an inclined
planet Because he is slow pup.-Aerch-
ant Troseler.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

BRONCHITIS is cured BY frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

To ACQUIRE the art Of tobogganing it will
Be necessary to teach the young idea how
to hute!-BOxtOn Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

vENIsoS Is two cents . pound in Idahes
and deer ut that. -ye0erson City Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

SICK and bilious headache cured by DR..
Picrce's :" Pellets"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

Pencils arc sometimes lead, but the pen
has to be driven.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

TIE man who is afraid to express his
opinion might send it by mail-Datids Ners.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

We are told that the smallest HAIR
throws q shadow And SO il does. i,
throws shadow over your appetite when
vou 6nd IL in YOUR fool
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

WHEx does . man impose upon himselfs
When he taxes his memory.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

ALWAYS has . pryor engagcment-the
S,tiimgx
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

c. h ALLEN NsavsuvortA, Kan.), soa
Edwin, two years Of go, aAlieted with axe
the doctors gave h1o op. By the advioe Of
the doctors vito. began tie use q Warner'o
SAFE Cure, and aftef taking seven bottles -
lAp6A
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

A FAIR OF patent feathers and an old coat
shine in society," " Washington Critic.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

A SORE THROAT OR CoUcH, II suffered to
progress, often results in an incurabie
throat or lung trouble. "Brorn's bronchial
Troches'' give instant relief. Price y cts
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

FoR Q man to be efficient, like q cable
car, he mustn't lose his grip.-Te1ass Stfi"gs.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

THE true Yankee 10 never short in his
Observation-Disclosures 7rG,vler.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

Mr.. Editor: was induced by reading
your good paper to try DIR. Hartcr's Iron
Tonic for debility, liver disorder and scrof-
MA and three bottles have cured me. Ac-
cent my thanks Jos. c. Boggs.-Ex.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

A COMBINATION lock makes very good
chest protector.-N. y Picars.ss
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

a BOOT BLACK in narrow street calls HIN
)aruinRs, alley.money.-LowvH Courier.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

A coLoRED swcll-a blacx eye.-Hdrt(ord
1iNes.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

MAJOR 8. b. ABBOTT -(SpsingAeld, Mo). in
1871 Was afdicted With laIDe baees oeheo.
suited the very best Physicians In San 1fan-
cisco, and visited al Tho mineral springs
there. Took health trip % the Nov En-
eonssantly from his malay. which had 70
suited in Dr1gheso disease After using
couple dozen bottles Of Warmers SAN Cure
end two Of SAYH Plls, he wrote: my back
God, owe IL all to Warner 0AyB Remedies"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

A PROMISING writer-thc givcr OF a prom
issory note
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12
$400 Lost

"Nlne years ego was aalivated and wss under the
doctors care seven years with mercu-.al Sheumar
ti.m. Every Winter Vas confined 70 ny bed from
seyen 70 nine weeks. and when out Of bed could
hardly walk. tcok bottle after bottle Ut medicine
bot they did mo no good. Two jean a9o. ~ mere
accident began take Hoods earsaparslla ana u
ava me 20 much good that I have continued 70 ease
IL have taken Is bottles In two years. and have
not been laid up since ! did not know wnae 2 vel
day was until took Hoods Sarsapartlla." An A.
z MEAD, Sss Van Buren-st-. Brooklyn. NJ
II viii testify that this statement IL correct. and
would haze been saD In pocket II Mr.. Mod had
taken Hoods Sarsaparills nine years a9o." MEAD
the better man. SO Grand-st.. Brooklyn. n. y.
NB-lfyou suffer from Rheumatism. W the -
culsss medicine.
Hoods 8ar9opari1la
sold BY an druGgses. o.: six for o Prepared only
ey c. /. HOOD q Co. Apothecariea. Lowell. Aass.
100 Doses One Dollar
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12
ElY'9
CREAM BALM

For cold in TIE
head Ey's Cream
Balm scorks like
magic. II cured NJ
Of catavrh aud ~
stored TIE se'sse Of
sns<n.-E. H. Sher-
rood, Banker, Eliza
beth, ". j.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

Read tho following the large number o. 1os.
Ruar,uee these ngurss our soooHs ~
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12
I,I49, ~. | Pennsylvania,

CAPT. W. D. ROBINSON %. 8 Marine Insp:
okia hunsor IKE leProsy. Could NOV
sleep: Was in great agony. Fur two yeaIs
tried every thing. without benedh Wa psV
Warmers SATD euro e00p1eoe1y eoteS
me. and to-day I am strong and well" (ISo'
& lSb6l
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-03-12

HON. n A. PLYMPTON (Woreester. Mass =.
IN Nay. Ism Wss proetraeed BY Gravel.
Under the operation of Wafners SA!H Cure
ouentiy wrote, 81 have kaA - ree0sTeeeo
81 ny tro1nle sineo WaEaef's 6ASB Cure
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
Grnfe ~gemerabrmmh.
Die @asgun>nrn Sriidens TEabrif her @eQs
&Gren@ 60. at Slte SslaGO ahe.
nbBebrannt.
g6aoet 100000.

9as bebe1ten6e @tablt1fement ser @ells
& Tren6 &c., Wagen>, uno 8ride1tbauer
amii6en Ser 8lue Sslanb 2lbenue, Der
8aultnaz unb @oobitroBe uno benz Sluile
~gelegen, tpurbe Samitag Wforgen 5tptl6en 2
uno 4 l16r Bpm elmer %getpGlttgen Seltersz
brunft beiin9eiu6t.
Oie Seuertpebr traf inter Sberlettung
i6res @6efS Spente, alf etnen oretfa6en
Nldrm bin Elm.
Die Slamnten bra6en snerit arn 9a6@
ftu6L elmer Der betben 6o6elmitDlen aus
uno 5tpar, nie angenommen mir6,
~enttanben ie bier bur6, BON Dem
S6lotb Ser naben S6mte6e aus
6aralf gefaQene Sunfen. Qneefa6t bur6
cine sientlt6 frdfttge, iiiOweftlt6e 8rtie,
~1pran9en Die Slammen btnnen pentgen
Mtnllten BON Der etnen BET 6DbelmiiDlen
auf 6en SGgeme6lipet6er unb bon bier aus
auf Sic an6ere 6obelmiible ii6er, i'm
tpetteren umit9greifen au9 Bic S6mieoe
ielbit unD etttige Der fleineren 6olS>
i6uppen in t6ren 8eret6 5iebeno.
gta6 ettpd 19>ftiin0tgem angeitrengtet
Qrbetten mur6en Die Slammen ltnter Gon>
troae gebra6t. Die Waggon1Tabrtf ieI6it,
Sic Nnitret6ermerfitGtte u1to Ser beoeuteno1te
She'll Ser 6ol3oorrGt6e tpurDen g%erettet.
Die abQebran1ten @ebGuoe tpare1t, NIT
faIt alIetntger Nusnabme 6es SGgeme9lz
5pei6ers, aus 6ol5 aufgefii6rt ltrto be6eden
eine Sld6e Bpm 500 SUB 2ange uno 300 bis
400 SUB 8rette.
Ser @ert6 Der 3erft0rten ferttgen @aas
rem iotpte Ser 5ablret6enW fai6tnerie Dtr6 auf
$4,000 bis $4,000 berani6lagt, wdbreno
ft1 Der Gerluit an BEN @ebaltben alf $780,
900 belaufen oirfte. 9en gernebmen ta0
lit Der S9aben bur6 8erft6eru1g gebeft.
Die 8eomten Ser Weus & Sren6 Comp.
ftnb folgenoe. SO. s. 8an 6orne, Praite
bent, unb s. 8. gtprton, Secretdr. Sbr
8ureau 6eftnbet it6 I'M Pbentrz@ ebduOe,
g1p. 1873 SadiOnitraBe.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
@attemtett=SoteI 4tttS Gttttr9ti6e
&Lttttf4

OieIe weltberiibmte Nnftalt Tnvalids's
Hotel and Surgical Institute) in 8nTfalo,
g. g., 1T nit eirem Stabe pon a9tSebn err
fobrenen ltnb 9ef9iften Aeraten lltO 8llno=
ar8ten ein9eri6tet, meI9e Die polfommenite
Srgailtiatton meoi5tnii6er unb 6irtlrsti9er
@el9idli6feit in Qmertfa fir bic 8ebanbz
lung alter 9ronti9en &ranfbeiten biloen,
6eren 9etlnng me0i5inii6e oOer 6irur9il9e
Wtittel IN Anlprn6 nimr1t: Sn Der Sur otter
Nuien=, 8ebl= unb 2un9entrontbeiten, 9eber=
unb Rierenleibett, &ronfbeiten Der 8erodrz
ltn9sor9ane, Der 9arnblaie, Srallenfranfbetz
ten, Slut unb 0Gutfratf9eiten N6eltmatiSz
mus, Nerpeni9mer3en, Neruenl6wd4e, 2db=
mu1t9, .Sauiu6t, Snpoten6 nno abnlt9er
getoen itnb wuroerbore @rfDlge errei9t 1porz
ben. Souietbe weroen in i6rer 8e9auiun9
euf brtefli@em 8ese bebatbelt. Die 6eilun9
Der i9ltmmlen Bride, 6Gmorrboibenz Sc
i9wllte, &rompfaoerbriibe, 9pbenbri9e
unb Striftnren pirb BET mir filr3em 4ufentz
bait in Der gtnitalt sarantirt. Serbe 10 Gts.
grtefmarfen fir Invalids' Guide Book
GIGS Seitenl, 1pel6es aIles NGbere ongiebt.
NoreIftre: Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01

Giue TaBbiuOerei gebt in Glammeu auf.
ahnNe,t $4,000.

Die 80ttberet bes Gr>2loermdn Oante[
80. Hnar, an Ser Gde Der Weit Nort6 Qlue.
unb Der @jeleiie ser Jtprt6tpeitern 8a6n ge=
legett tpuroc6rettagW}or9e 3tpiiden IL urt6
2 l1br our6 Seter betlabe pou1td1otg 3er>
ft6rt. SEER 3tDan be5tfert ben i5m bier
bur1 ertpa1ienen Berlult auf $4,000,
tpabrenb Bic 0erii6ernng nun $4,000 oOer
$50, 900 betrdgt.
Sic B6tt6eret beitan6 in etnem nit
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. beriebenen, speiit0dtz
oe1t SolSoebGuoe BON ettud 125 SuE
3Gnqe nnD 40 SUB Siefe unD
mar, ats ether fleitteren 8erfItGtte 6erDor7
eeher6, i'm Sabre 1884 gebaut tpnrben. Oas
Syeter mur6e furS 1d1 III nbr I'M mittle5
rem Sbeile 6es @rbgel6pi1eS bemertt uno
burb einen Bripatpd6ter, tint II l16r 40
Wtnuteu, lofort bte T%ereripebr bena9rt1z
ttgt. OaS game @ro9el6oB, in tuel6em ii9
me6rere Gauien6 8btsfeDfdier befanoen,
ftunb binnen nenigen Minuten in SLANT
men uno nm II ubr So Wetnuten tpurbe
bdber ein atpeiter Qldrm gegeber, tpel9er
fir bic sSeuertpe6r 8erftdrfltngert berbeis
rtef. SIM @ansen tparen adt Sprtbe1t u1tb
brei 6afene un6 S~etterpagen antpeieno.
0Qen Nnitrengulgen Der 26i6mannz
ibaften gum IroB brarb ftd bds Derbeerenbe
Glement in eritaunlt6 fur5er Sriit bur6
baS aanse, allefttbalben nit 6ol3porrGt6en
anaefiiQfe @e6Gube 8abtt. 8tnnen etuer
bQibeu Stunoe tpogteit bic Slammen in
allen ietnen E6eilen unditfbaltlam BIN nno
BET unb man muBte ft9 bober barauf be-
i6rdnfen, 6as anitobenoe Mai6inenbaus,
lppte Die 9ol5oorrGtbe aut benz 9ofe u1to
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
Orn6e EemerahrtaH,
SIN @6la6tbansbe5trf.
Ods 1tette ssBeef HOuse'pOn Arttottr
& So. a6ge6rannt.
g9anen ettua S25O,000.

Ser getpobnerlAaft 6es iabli6en 3betles
uniererS taot tpuroe0 DnnerltagNbeno DurQ
et1te a~bern1ali9e feuersbrltn1t TT ben SteD>
b0fen mieberum etn groBartigeS, Sdtlc11oe
bon Wfen16en berbetloden6e5 S0dulptel
9eboten. Scr 6eerb ber Slamtnen mar
0ieSmal Das logenantte Beef House
8biltp 8. Mrmour's, eit1 sur po~rlbergepe1t7
BEN ~Qufbetpa6rutlg berlanbterttGer 6let1dl1
borrGtbe oietenoeS @ebGltoe, DeltDes plf0
bic geitrtge Seuersbrunlt bis alltn be lint
faffungsmauert, betnaDe poll1tdl1ot9 III
Ml6e gelegt tpltrOe. !.
9aS vSeef 6ouie" QrWour's 1T un9eFdbr
In Ser mittleren @egen0 Der GtebDofe 9ele7
9en utb btlbet bas tpeltlt6ite Der Sn0lret6en
0ebGu6e, aus 6enen itd pos Gta6ltilemert
Dieies befonntti6 beoeute1biten Der @btz
cago'er OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Sliamlnenlebt.
Die bic un0 oa our6 ~etrgeStDGtgte WtdI0t7
neni1uppen unterbro6enet ltnfafil11t9S1
maltern 6es u8eef 6oule" ftn6 IS bis 40
gSltB BOD un6 nit u1tregel1n&Big ditgebra9>
tet Senitern oerieben. Die glltsoebntng
biirfte min6eitetS 1870 6et 260 9SuB betrogelt.
Der @eiammti6aoett, tDeI6en bos Beler
6errlt Nrlnour perrrid6t, oltrtte itD dltf
$25O,O00 belaufen. Sine betrGdtlt6e
6eer6e 8teb, tpel6e it9 in Dem SGld1t7
raum befan0, fonnte Stpdr nod re6tSetttg
ms Sreie 9etrteben tperoet1, 0p6 ltl1o Die
6letIGnorrdt6e, lptpte etne groBe Oltantit1t
5dute, ant Sic l $4,000 Stid, lit Naub alf1
aeodnqen. 9ie S6la0tzga pdsttGt beS @jez
bGubes tpur0e alf ettpa 1900 Stltf Gteb
per Sag atge9eben. Die 8orrdtbe ielbtt be-
1tanDer geitern aus ettDa 1900 Stilf ges
l6lddteten 0iebs, nebt ettud 100 Stit6
S6tpetnen urb 100 gei6la6teten S6afen,
BON benen aber iiber 70 gcrettet tDttrDen. Die
6Gute babel1 eiren @ert1 bon SIS biz SIS
pro Stiid, 6er Der Gtrber beliltft it6 auf
etpa $50, Der S9tpetne $3.50 urO S0afe
So pro Stiid.
ST.. Mrmo1r lelbft iopie 6e11en @eiddfts@
fI6rer Gubdbp be3ifferten Ben @eiomn1tl6ae
ben anfdngli6 auf nur 100000, bod
ipur6e btele Sumt1te, oa fait Bic geldmntte,
tpert6bolle, gum S9la6ten 0ienenoe
Wid19tnerte inn @ebGuDe ielbit ~rltiuirt tit,
be6eutenb erbDbt. Ser S9aoen lit Dur6
8erit6erurtg 9eOedt.
Die in benz 6itlt6en Tbetle 6es @jebGroes
befinolt6e Weai6tnerie fir Die @~rSelgultg
bes electrii9en 9iftes, ferrer Z @iSmdibiz
men unb "A 0ampffeiiel mur6en 9erettet.
Der Yrets Der peri6iebenen 9ettungsrobrett
fir Die &iblapparate tptro auf $4,000 unz
9e9eben.
Sobn 9olan Elm Gterf Der Ttr1na
NrntDur, Derlltdte fi9 ben Seuertpe6rleuten
betm @mporiptnben zines Sbldrdbe5 Mtg
lid 81 maiden, berlor babel aber ietnen 6alt
un0 ftiirate ettpa 10 SUP ttef BON elmer
Wfuuer berab, it6 ttltere 8erleBungen 3u@
fiigenO, Die Qer5te boffen i'm pieOer 6erz
f~telet Su f1nl1en.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
samtett, Ste fdmea f~etnaett.

Ser menibli1e R5rper lit ELM fru1tbarer @o6cn lub
inter ben Sontett, bic am 'i9ueaiteu in b~elniel6en tei
men, iiuo bic bes &benutatismls unb Der N~eural9ie.
9trs ether leidtett @rfdltuug, bic mot i1 sltgeaooen
bat inbein man iil etne1t 3ngtpinbe ousie5te, aus uai=
fen SSibett ooer iendltett Sletber1 eutmtcte(n Id) biefe
1Gmer31afteu Seioen nit una1tgete6l1er Sc5ueae. 9as
riDtt9e 0orbengut9Suiittel bieier dmer5Dufte1 Gege=
totipn lit 8 pftetter's WtagenbttterS, cine
Wtebi3in, Die cine 9setgutg 5t ctner Dber Der enoerctt
Der o6en a1gefibrten Sei6eft entQegeMtritt uit6 Die
S9mer5en, 6ieslie peruriodeu, hubert. @rG lit es
ltt9t tpettger lutrfnn9spol ols 99usntttel ME alS
9eilmtttel geger 9ebenmdtisultS, ei1te 3DatIatDe, Die
e6enip flar bepiefen lit iuic irgenb cine an0ere, bic Iib
mi feline 5eilfroft be3iebt. @eeIeutert, 9ergleuten,
9interip6lblern Hno onoereh tit es tmlter ein treueS
S9nBmittel Der SeInnbDeit, rnb Elm mpDlt6uenbes
terleibsletoet in ut9elunbeh @egenbet geipelen. IS
TT ontb etn ansge5eiDaeteS get6roerlu9snttttel beg
Gppettts un6 en pof8iiglt6es StGrfun9smittel.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
Staot Chicago.
get1attpmeHet GctbRtmorS.

Der 3abnar3t Or. @ar6 6. Dunn, 6eiz
fen @ei6dftsbureal it6 in SEQ. 1853 Statez
ftraBe beftnbet, pur6e Wfittipo6 Worgen
in iet1ter @obnung, SEQ. 300 Wtaribfielb
@tberue, bur9 feline Satin tobt i'm 8ette
Itegenb s~efunben. Dunn bate it6 3ulebt,
tpabri6etnlt6 in Solge 0es SebGi9Idgs Ser
bon tbm beriu6ten Contribution zines
Ofens fir StraBenba6ntpagen, benz Srunfe
ergeben, un6 man Dermut5et, baB er iettem
Qeben 6ur6 Mforp6ium Elm @rbe madte.
SRI. gtelte WfdItbp, cine in ietner Samts
lie ~po6nen6e n1tb nit linn gei6dftlt6 t6G.
ttge iunge 3a6tdr3tin, nabm ft9 ben Sob
tbres 6reunOes 10 ST 6er3en, 6aB tie, bers
mutblt6 duf 9let6e 0etie tpte Dunn, 0ons
neritag Miorgen SeIbftmorO begiug. Qus
bi~nterlaiienen 8rtefen gebt berbOr, baB fte
tbr 2eben 3u beenben bei6loiien bate. 9te
be6~duernspertbe Satin 9unn's 1T Dor
S6mer3 nltb Summer b01ig ii6ertpGltigt,
umiomebr, ais es betBt, baB Dunn nnb
SRI. O1altbD nit einanber auf nertrauteitem
T1tBe aelebt 1aben iolen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
sas moole1ale GoamiitOn sa..s

in S6uDen un6 Sttefelu bon &oientbal,
@oloimtt6 & &c., eiu tpentg beengt in ibs
rem alten Quarter, lit mad er6Beren
GGumlt6fetteu, 237 ul16 239 WonroeftraBe,
umgeSogen, mo ale 9luftrdge aufs Biinttz
lt9ite ltnb S6neQite ausgefiibrt tperben.
8eiu6er iin6 freunoli6it eingelaoen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
Ei1ea1tsbcrimt.

Sic 8antem nta6ten 0arIebeu gu Cos
Eroaent.
Ole 8ontaus9Iet6unsen beliefen fi6 auf
$49,3T 10Y, 9e9e1t $40, 106 1913 in Der eutz
lprebe1ben Eo@e Oes 8oriobres.
SIN Stem Yort lpurDen Il. g. 0olos ttotirt
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
e6wa@e .tnS ftnSerIpie afauets

follteit nt9t Der5peifeln, lOnpern Notb un0
8elebrung ans einem Bu9e f90pfen, bur9
weldes Sauienbe tnnerbalb HrSeiter 3eit tire
pole @elunbbeit miebererlan9t nnb ben ems
sisen &uui9 tbreS 9!er6ens IN @rfiluun9
fdi6ten erlduterte, rei9li5 ousgeltattete
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l9tdt pon Der Vrinate Gltntc & StS=
pettIarpt is q. Somftot ctr. 1tear
WrOaOtoa N, Net0 NOrf. V. D.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01

Die @9metnez 3ufubc betruo ca.
RrsltGa. 'i gs;a5II tSe' p iriS1p S $5 5'so SSs!S 20
fir i3pere Inb S5.16@5.35 fir Iei6te.
Hreile I'm sc b0ber.
8ertautt murpen u. T.:
@ 6 ID ere lu:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01

DR.. 9ierce's Pleasant Purgative Pei
let's" 06madbafte Abfiibrpia9en) retnIi9efl
unb lGiltern bas 8Iut unb erlet9terH Die Serz
Anuuu0SDroaue.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01

Ste aM9entettt beGtebte4t 1tn0 bes
fannten SIaiGenbtere Oct GottrGs
Getpp 8reDt&t0 Co. tito seSers
~ atttt s1t entpfeDIet. 9citeItt11ee1s
bittet 4ttntt otreft an Nie 8ra4ere6
az icttSett- anopfD mits u ND
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01

bie Nadbargebdube 5u idiiben. 9ebteres
gelang, bod tpur6e Die 80ttderet, l1eplt
W2ai6tncn uno Snbdlt, total 3%erttort.
Ser @ertb Ser pernt6teter gorrdt9e an
6diiern betrdgt $4,000 bis $4,000 urO per
Ser Mtaidtnen SIC, 1000, tpd6reno oas 0ez
bGu6e einen lol6en bon ettpa $l0,OOo re-
nrGienttrte.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01

SIM 8dar9e!6dTt brahte 9 ON er 10 els
sen SEQ. 2 67&@68c.
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der gu zoe.
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S94@39Sc, SEQ. 2 ueiBes -@-.9 SEQ. 5 oelz
bes 304.
safer: gsa4 Strobe: SEQ. 8 alter uub
meier 24@26, $40. 8 weiBer 96@@S8. 9fn
8 roeiBer 26@27c., SEQ. 2 244 @264c., So. 3
meiBer 2S4@3O1c.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01
NteDmnrtf.

= @rn 9ttnbpiebnartt betrtg bic !8rftbr ca.
10000 StIf, 9egen 5545 Stiif Qnl uorieen
NreltdS. preIle int @an5en 10@15c. ME-
orlger.
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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-08-01

ngR- Die fd)rctflit9et, fDpktIsttfdet gifte
un6 ale febIin,Ensm Slut ar5,s % ms,e$ SIfGfSn vt ttIt2F
~ Ess~ gsfrasIt ittdbf, bob bteie fd,retsGtd,e
S Ssai tDcin 4iperaa9taiF9t. 0Oer nnft9tt9
bebanSeit, Elm TGrD fig pas gegenpartiSe
unb bic to III tine 9e19%e0te IT,
The daily herald. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1886-1887, 1887-03-05
TUE TALE OF A DUDE.
Sarcastic Paragraphs by Nym Cr;nkle
A Short Story.

l saw Chickenhalter on New Years
morning. He was at the Calumet club
looking through the papers. "Haloo,
old fellow" | cried heartily, "gettiue
ready to turn over~
"Turn oyer3" he growled, turn over
what1"
.'rhe new leaf don't you know this
is New Year'sl"
Nonsense" he snorted. 81 was
looking in the papers to see if my wife
had bought any new clothes. Pm
going to call on her to-day"
Looking n--the papers-clothes-
Gallon your wife--don't understand
beg pardon are"
SWELL" he growled, looking over the
top of the paper at me savagey. "Welll
you don't look in the papers to find out
what your wife does-eh?"
N-o-that isl don't asa gen
eral rule-I-"
30, you havn't got society wife. l
see my wife will be dressed in ma.
room velvet, slashed, and will receive.
I'm going to make her call"
He handed me the paper. AS he
did so, he said; SIS your wife slashed?
Here, take look for yourself Are
your nerves strong2'
"Chick," | remarked with gravity,
"the idea is novel one. Let us call
on our wives. There's nothing like
preserving the domestic ties"
"Once year." said Chick.
Sand cementing the affections of
our youth on our own hearthstones-"
"Once year." said Chick.
amid all the hollowness and shams
of life, one must turn with hallowed
feelings to his family altar"
"Once a year." said Chick. "Has
your wife sent you card?'
mo, is it necessary
swell, not if you are intimate"
We grasped hands as married men.
We resolved to get Two cards, with
God Bless Our Home" on them, and
then we took pony,
Aiterward we took coupe and
stallion.
A boy ran up to the door of the
vehicle with an extra. Chick bought
it. He ran his eye down the head
lines "Hal" he exclaimed.
"What is it1" said /, Somebody off
the bridge this morning. Sir Colin and
ladyr
"Hap he repeated, "as suspected,
they both receive together"
"What, Sir Colin and"
mo, your wife and minel"
Tableau
He handed me the paper. looked
It over listlessly, to see if my mother.
ln-law had done anything in under.
clothes, but the society news was
meagre, SO threw down the sheet
and then we ratified away merrily
| suppose you know that New Years
this time has been unlike any that has
preceded it. Society is SO worn ont
The daily herald. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1886-1887, 1887-03-05

Somebody suggests that there need
be no difficulty about naval flag
There is a design numerously repre-
sented in the Custom House-a blue
box with an elephant on it.
The daily herald. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1886-1887, 1887-03-05

The Chinese are looming up rather
portentously in this Kingdom. Their
wretched and often rascally disputes
are gorging our courts of justice. The
police force Of the Kingdom finds SO
much to do in suppressing Monaghan
lawlessness that the remainder Of its
duties are but poorly attended to. A
threatening demonstration Of Chinese
laborers, armed with cane knives, has
just taken place on the island Of Maui,
and only the prompt tactics Of police
and overseers prevented mischief But
perhaps the most startling development
Of all is the entry Of Cinnamon Unto
politics, and that to assist in the cleo.
ton OF the Marshal Of the Kingdom
to the Legislature What was the in
ducement?
The daily herald. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1886-1887, 1887-03-05
NOTES AND coMMENrs.s

1t is rumored that the Royal FIawa-
iian Band will accompany Queen
Kapiolani to Queen victorias Jubilee.
That would be very nice ifthe country
could afford it.
The daily herald. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1886-1887, 1887-03-05

Carpenters and painters having in
vested this office yesterday, we have
used the scissors freely to fill up this
issue. "The Tale Of a Dude" will be
found very amusing satire on modern
society life.
The daily herald. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1886-1887, 1887-03-05
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