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Dur Youm9 People.
THE DRESSED TURKEY.

One of the parish sent one morn
A farmer kind and able
A nice fat turkey, raised on corn,
To grace the pastors table.
The farmers lad went with the fowl,
And thus addressed the pastor:
'Dear me, ff amt tiredl Here is
"A gobbler from my MASTER
The pastor said: "Thou should st not thus
Present the fowl to me;
Come take my chair, and for me ask,
And win act for thee"
The preachers chair received the boy,
The fowl the pastor took
Went out with it and then came in
With pleasant smile and look;
And to his young pro tenn. he said:
Dear sir, my honored master
Presents this turkey, and his best
Respects to you, his pastor"
"Goodr' said the boy; your master is
gentleman and scholarl
My thanks to him. and for yourself,
Here is half a dollarl"
The pastor felt around his mouth
most peculiar twitching;
And, to the gobbler holding fast,
He "bolted" for the kitchen.
He gave the turkey to the cook,
And came back in a minute,
Then took the youngsters hand and left
A half dollar in it.
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KEARNEY'S WATER POWER.
Engraved from Photograph taken July. 1881
TO KEARNEY, NEBRASKA,
c.The Minneapolis of Nebraska.'')
Great Auction Sale
OF 600 CITY LOTS.
ON OCTOBER IA AND 10, 1887.

KEARNEY is Is years old. 1t is 200 miles
west of Omaha, on the Platte River, at the
junction of the Union Pacific r. r. and the B.
& NJ. r. r. burlington system. In near pros
pect are the Missouri Pacific, the Rock Island
and the Atchison & Topeka systems. 1t has
1000 population. Till this year its growth has
been that of typical. pushing, Western city.
This year its progress is phenomenally rapid.
After four years toll and the outlay of over
100000 worth of public and private funds, its
water power has been magniflcently devel-
oped, conveying the waters of the Platte
River over a dam with 80 feet fall, convenient
ly near the heart of the city. Turbine water
wheels are being put in, and all arrangements
are about completed for supplying mills and
factories of all sorts with practically unlimited
water power, at trifling expense.
City real estate has doubled and quadrupled
in value in few months, and advances rapidly
every month. To protect the public against
extortion, and to encourage outside capitalists,
investors and manufacturers to visit kear-
ney, The KEARNEY LAND AND INVESTMENT
COMPANY, composed of men whose large local
business interests lie in promoting a rapid de-
velopment of the city, purchased a large body
OF land in the heart of the city, have arranged
excursions at reduced rates on all roads, and
on October 14th ano 10th, 1887, will conduct
a public sale, when nearly 800 business and
residence lots. and factory SITES among the
choicest the city affords, will be sold under the
hammer for whatever they may bring, on
very easy terms. This property must double
in value in a few months.
Kearney will be manufacturing and whole
sale center of $4,000 TO 100. 900 population in a
very few years. No other point, in hundreds
of miles in any direction. has equal facilities
for great growth. is in the midst of a won
derfully rich farming country, where lands are
still very cheap. CONE TO KEARNEY.
Remember. excursion reduced rate 30-day
tickets will be sold on all roads west of the
Ohio River. Arrange your Western excursion
trip so you can be with us at kearney, 0cto-
Der l4th and 18th, at our great sale. Please
write for fuller information. Our illustrated
descriptive circular, :" An About Kearney,"
gladly sent free. Address
II. G. WILEY,
Sec'y and Gen'l Manager,
Kearney Land Investment Co.,
Kearney. Neb
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n General Debility, Emaoiation,

In General DEBILITY, EmaOiation,
Consumption and Wasting in Children,
Scott's Emulsion is most valuable food and
medicine, it creates an appetite, strengthens
the nervous system and builds up the body.
Have been highly pleased with it in Con-
sumption, Scrofula, and Wasting Diseases,
Bronchitis and Throat Troubles. IA. Jones,
M. D., Oornersville, Tenn.
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"Oppress not nature, sinking down to rest,
With feasts too late, too solid, or too full"
Armstrong, when he wrote these lines, gave
good scientific advice. Half of our people
suffer from dyspepsia in some of its many
forms. Life becomes burden, and bust
ness worries and snnoys. The Golden
Medical Discovery" invented and prepared
by DR.. Pierce, is an effeotual remedy for in
digestion. By druggists.
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Composed of41 letters,
My La. 10. IA, Is, is a game of cards.
My4, s. 8. Z, is a town in Nevada.
My 16, II, Is, 81, was the father of Jesse.
My Q, 10, IL, IL, 8, is joint
My 8. 3s. 80, 40. Al, is tense
My 20, 90, %. %. "a, is useful machine.
My 81, IS, SO, 80, is used to express disappro-
baton.
1t is said that my %, 20, 81, 20, once offered
all his possessions for my 10. 80, 81. 81, 50.
My whole is the translation of proverb
from French
COUSIN KITTY.
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81 South Clark ST.. Chicago, III,
HARVEST EXCURSIONS.

On August 80, Sept, 20 and Oct.
IL, the Chicago & Northwestern R'y
will run Harvest Excursions to
points on its own system in Minnesota.
Dakota, Nebraska, Northwestern Iowa,
Wyoming Territory and the Black
Hills region; and also 10 points OIL con-
Meeting lines beyond Council Bluffs and
st. Paul. Tickets, good to return in 80
days, will be sold at the Company's Of
fees in Chicago, and at various local
stations, on the above dates only, at the
extremely low rate of one fare for the
round trip, and will be good only on
trains leaving on those dates. The at
tractive features of these excursions are
the unusually low rates and the fact that
they are arranged so as to give land
seekers and all interested, unusual op-
portunities for personal observation of
the merits of the productive and attract
i've sections of country traversed by the
Northwestern R'y and its connections.
Maps and circulars giving detailed in
formation will be furnished on applica-
ton to any ticket agent, or to the Cen
eral Passenger Agent at Chicago.
M. HUGHITT. H. G. WICKER,
President. Traffic Manager.
E. p. WILSON,
Gen1 Passenger Agent.
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7s.-LADDER PUZZLE.
APPROXIMATIONS a


l. Behead rope or chain of great strength
and leave word used to express power.
2. Behead a riotous assault, and leave assist
ance.
g. Behead a substance sometimes used for
jewelry, and leave that which is spoken, in
distinction from what is written.
A. Behead to contest, and leave word most
frequently used in poetry, meaning to unfold.
5. Behead an ancient language, and leave
an organ of sight.
6. Behead fish and leave an intersection
expressive of disgust or contempt.
Z. Behead phenomenon in nature caused
by the moon and leave fish.
s. Behead to dress for show and leave place
of amusement.
9. Behead to overhang, and leave the handle
of an axe.
TO- Behead i'll WILL and leave girls name.
IL. Behead an ear of grain and leave a fish,
H. Behead a weapon and leave a fruit.
49, Behead musical term and leave a must
cal instrument.
BROTHER NED.
4 -. u
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choice INVESTMEuTS!!!

If you wish to double your money within a
year. now is the time. We still have for SALE
at great bargain, a few lots in the thrifty
and promising new town of
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NOTHING is KNOWN TO SCIENCE AT
~ all comparable TO the CoTIcURA REMEDIES
in their marvellous properties of cleansing
purifying and beautifying the skin and in
curing toHpTing, dsfiguring. itching, scaly
and pimpW diseases of the skin, scalp and
blood. with1oss of hair.
CUTICURA, the great Skin Cure, and CUTI-
CURA SOAP, an exquisite Skin Beautiher, pre-
pared from il, externally, and CUTICURA RE
SOLVENT, the new Blood Purifier, internally.
are positive cure for every form Of skin and
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ihers.
Sold everywhere. Price CUTIoURA, &c.;
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sH-send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases"
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NEW EDITION JUST ISSUED.
CHRISTIAN CHORALS.
A Hymn and Tune Book for the
Congregation and the Home.
ARRANGED BY
JOHN w. HANSON, D. D,

This collection is designed for the use
of congregations not desiring either of
the larger and more expensive hymn
books. 1t contains one hundred of
the best congregational tunes ever
written. The tunes on opposite pages
will fit the hymns on both pages. so
that there are from four to six hymns
to every tune. 1t contains three hun
bred hymns, and probably no pastor or
congregation ever uses larger num-
Der out of any collection. They have
been selected by several pastors of great
experience, and of the best taste.
christian Chorals' is well adapted
for home use. The type is large and
clear, and the price places the collec-
ton within the reach of all.
aeA.T This Edition contains I,oelu
Responsive Services.
There has been reduction in prics
as it is now sold with Responsive Ser
vices for what was formerly charged
for the book toithoa6 the Services.
THE REDUCED PRICES.
IA pages. Cloth, so cents, postage
paid; $500 per dozen; $4,000 per hun
dred. When sold by the dozen, or hun
bred, the cost of transportation to be
paid by the purchaser. Address,
UNlVERSALIST PUBLISHING HOUSE,
WESTERN 6RANC H,Chi ego. Ill.
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76.-CHARADE.
When on the ice
With escort nice
who's teaching you to skate,
OF first beware
On ice so glare,
Or sad will be your fate.
If on your feet
So trim and neat,
With skates you're firmly second,
And gaily glide
Your friend beside
An expert you are reekoned.
But have care
My lady fair,
Well second are your feet
when to your home
Your friend shall come,
Or "wbole" he will repeat.
BELLE GORDON.
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For SCrOfuIa.

Ayers Sarsaparilla, if perseveringly
used, according to the gravity of the dis
ease, always proves efficacious. "For
the last ten years have been seriously
troubled with Scrofula. 1 finally deter
mined to give Ayers Sarsaparilla per-
severing trial, and am cured by its use.
l am sure it will remove all impurities
from the blood, and consider it the
greatest medical discovery of the age"
Charles L. Johnson, Waubeek, Iowa.
Geo. Andrews, overseer of the Lowell
Carpet Corporation, was so afflicted
with
The Universalist. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1884-1897, 1887-10-08
1887-BABIES-l887.

To the mother of any baby born this year
we will send on application Cabinet Photo,
of the" sweetest, latest, healthiest baby in the
any mothers heart good. It shows the good
effect of using Ldctdted Food as a substitute
for mothers milk. Much valuable informa
tion for the mother given. Give date of birth
Wells, Richardson g. Co., Burlington
VT.
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BLESSED BE DRUDGE hY-A Sermon.
&C., mailed. Religious and other standard
books. Catalogue free. Call or write
CHARLES "A. KERR g. CO., Publishers,
175 Dearborn ST., Chicago. Ill.
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Limb Lost s can be one ep RSess BY sen aFt es
Write to DIR. Leroy, $50 Dearborn street, Chi
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GOAL HARBoR,

beautifully situated on the east bank of the
Missouri River, in Mclean, the banner county
of Dakota, surrounded by the celebrated Nc
Lean county coal fields; a il foot vein opened
Dor. Two railroads heading for it, and a big
hoom is antioinatad
The Universalist. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1884-1897, 1887-10-08

ECHOES FROM PUZZLE-LAND.
[All communications relating to this depart
ment should be addressed to Echoes from
Puzzle-land." and mailed to W. H. EASTMAN
East Sumner, Mel
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FOR SALE.

improved farms, choice acre property, ranch
es, etc., in Mclean, Burleigh, and Emmon-
counties; some fine government lands In Nc
Lean county; settlers cheerfully located:
also have some A bargains in Bismark real
estate, and parties will find it to their interest
to consult me. All correspondence cheerfully
answered Address A. j. ENNIS,
BiSmark, D. T.
Ofice-Room 10. First National Bank Block
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ANSW EHo.
T.-Copperfeld.
72,-Springfield.
83.-Eght
TAB r A Mt
RAJ OR
AZOTE
NOTES
TRESS
I'd. OWL 2. Wren. 8. Grow. 4. Robin
5. Snow-bird. 8. Eagle. 7. Hawk. 8. Hen.
9. Nightingale.
The Universalist. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1884-1897, 1887-10-08

uAunc Soft as doves down. and as white
HAWUS using CUTIcUaA MEDIC TED SOAP
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SALT-RHEUM

that the ulcers actually covered more
than half of his body and limbs yet he
was entirely cured by this remedy.
"My daughter was greatly troubled
with Scrofula, and, at one time, it
was feared she would lose her sight.
Ayers Sarsaparilla has completely re-
stored her health, and her eyes are as
we'll and strong as ever, with not a
trace of Scrofula in her system" &c.
King, Killingly, Conn.
81 was always afflicted with Scrof-
ulous Humor, and have been great
sufferer. Lately my lungs have been
affected, causing much pain and diff
Guilty in breathing. Three bottles of
AYERS Sar-
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TEN PER CENT.

Money loaned ON first mortgages best of Sc
cur1ty. and no expense to lender; basis of loan,
one-third valuation. Money invested for nom
residents; taxes paid; a general real estate
business tranganted
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The Only Cure

For Blood diseases is through the use
of powerful Alternative, such as Ayers
Sarsaparilla. sBy no other treatment
can the poison of Scrofula, Cancer, and
Catarrh be so thoroughly eradicated
from the system.
For many years was troubled with
Scrofulous Complaints. Hearing Ayers
Sarsaparilla very highly recommended,
1 decided to try it, and have done SO
with the most satisfactory results. /
am convinced that Ayers Sarsaparilla
is the best possible blood-medicine." p
John w. Starr, Laconia, Iowa.
"I was troubled with
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1852. 1887.
LOMBARD UNIVERSITY
1887.
$50.


The First Term of the thirty-sixth college
year begins Monday, September IL and
will continue fifteen weeks. The Uni
versity embraces three distinct de-
partments.
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ANSW ERS.

ANSWERS in two weeks.)
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H. G. WILEY,

Sec'y and Gen'l Manager,
Kearney Land Investment Co.,
kearney, Neb
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CATAR Ri

for over two years. I tried various
remedies, and was treated by number
OF physicians, but received no benefit
until l began to take Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla. A few bottles of this medicine
cured me of this troublesome complaint,
and completely restored my health. -
Jesse NJ. Boggs, Holman's Mills,
Albemarle, N. G.
Charles G. Ernberg, Vasa, Mimi,
writes: 81 hereby certify that I have
used Ayers Sarsaparilla, with excellent
success, for a cancer humor, or, as it
seemed to be, cancer on my lip. Shortly
after using this remedy the sore healed.
l believe that the disease is entirely
cured, and consider
Martinsburg daily gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1887-1887, 1887-06-25
sartinsburn azeffe.
=. VERNON AEER s GO.
RATES or ADVERTISING.

Standing advertisements,
per III. per mo. BOO
Transient locals per line, each issue .o5
Merchants' s " .o3
Advertisers with whom we have reg
ular running accounts viii have their
bills rendered on the first Monday Of
each month. All transient advertise
ments payable in advance.
Martinsburg daily gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1887-1887, 1887-06-25
LADIES BEWARE |

Don't Squander Your Cash Get
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Old Ladies Middle Aged Ladies, Mar
RED Ladies, Single and In fact, for all
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Ladies Shoes A Speciality.
Martinsburg daily gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1887-1887, 1887-06-25

Cali and get prices Of Coal OIL and Cas-
oline Oil Stoves before you buy else
where at G. n. Wolfes', s. Queen st,
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FOUND Az LAST
Al Genuine French Calf Cents Seam
less Shoe worth S4.oo for $500 and no
oneelse has itand can't getit We control
this market. G. r HERRINc & Co,
Wide-Awake Shoe Dealer

lust received at II. M. Herring's a
large and fine lot of New Maekerel II
quarter and half barrels.
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SPECIAL LOCALS.
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ARTISTIC PHOTOGRAPHS HsslS.
OVER NATIONAL BANK.
Photography finely executed IN all its
branches. Special attention given to
copying old pictures to any size de-
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Picture frames Of all styles cheaper
than ever at Cunningham's Photo Gal
lery over Nat. Bank.
Won just ought to see those large ba-
nanas at n. M. HERRINc's.
Gasoline Oil Stoves, and Gasoline
Oil always kept on hand, at
G. ii. WoLFES', IS Queen 81
Just received, full line Of Daisy Oil
Stoves, at G. II. WoLFRs',
IS Queen St.
Goods marked 1t one-half value at Il !.
Rosenbush & Cos Red Letter Sacrifice
Ifyou are fond Of good cup Of Tea,
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NV Wondn rrf,,st "a ut eonefkfnt for
nothing. Affcr We have run the Wiro
ever the hou1s W. come down ana say
fhnt We can't fniSh untfl the next dnT.
We never make more than one attempt On
one housa. IN the first place Il would
arouae snenicion. and 81 the necond plnco
a iloernst make nnv difference ID ~ what
hnrra We ret an in anv block. Onco on 4
root we can run AL Over the block. and I
have MANY : time nut 4 wire On the house
81 4 woman who had refused "a let me nh.
Most n thee women don't know to this
dav that I rot ahead 81 them.
PEOPLE 81 rHR rrNrxKNrs
= !, . ~ 1870 q ~ $500.
ss.t, = a. 80 ~ h.Is ~ ,,,,ct .I,,,t
80 .', :. ~, ..si. = 80
$3.50 80 1890. 49, ~ -, =, n y. 4,
Tisfh venue ! fsncv Ia a sny r. fhe n,
49,. -. st,.t 80 ,1.s, i; y, a
sS y ~. 1880 ss s $500. 49, ~. a s. 10; j, a.
80 y, -. st,se,. ara nrrIherrv 1880 snd a
$500, .-,.s, t;,,, - 80 8. -
49, roas I s,,nro.s * roo-ar ~ y' -
are the more tney STAND ON tneir rights
ana uienlsy. y.
y. greas .ueh, g 80 tlIns = spen 80 II, -
= 49, ---a 1 - Is ---.-s r-x-n -. =.
xAuse We useu ~ nouse.op. o:I - .lll7
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xou zee the poor man mas notnng 20 iose
by cutting the wire, Dut the I1ch man
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nrst makes complains ana we remove me
wire. we always ten people VINO tnIeaee =.
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VINO chased me ont q tnat mouse Juss now
= the Wiie q nneman, y seem, an0 sno
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ing away Wnen = tnougns strucR nm, an
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sSee here, = you wont LAY up trouDio
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ing that's lie, ana that Wc nave no rgnt
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Goo9 naplts eee.n 1nO ...nraala.y..,s =
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inLei.ect, ~ =, e-llllss' u $3.50 :. =
requisite Y g aOclOl. Z. 80, .ho.,,oo-
5000 reasonins poSo.s - -
sor W ~ sssong y ~ ,.ss j. -Is
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oeSets cneerIulness. nopcA ua..s 800
sIrengtn pa.iens e 49, * II, ..sss.
.l lsss, ~ 49, s:s,s $500
erinl Dy tne sex De1sluc. ., A,...,no
Good neaith n Doon a,lu o,s.ssa..s,
wnlcn 81 men .equlre u llle .:s..Is.I.
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1887-12-16
Excursions To California.

1t is no longer necessary to organize
large parties iE order to secure cheap
excursion rates to Pacific Coast points.
The Baltimore 4 Ohio Railroad Com
pany has placed on sale. at all its princi-
pal offices, Excursion Tickets to San
Diego. California. These tickets are sold
singly at lower rates than were formerly
made for organized parties, and are good
for six months from date of sale. Pas
sengers are offered choice of routes both
going and returning. For rates and de-
tailed information call upon any Of the
Ticket A gents of the company, or address
L. NJ. Cole. General Ticket Agent, B. &
o. r. r., Baltimore, Md.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1887-12-16
An End 10 Bone Scraping

Edward Shepherd, Of Harrisburg H..
says: Having received so much bene.
fiji from Electric Bitters, l feel it my
duty to let suffering humanity know it.
Have had running sore on my leg for
eight years. my doctors told me | would
have to have the bone scraped or leg
amputated. | used. instead, three bot
ties Of Electric Bitters and seven boxes
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and my leg is
now sound and we'll" Electric Bitters
are sold at fifty cents bottle, and
Bucklen's Arnica Salve at 25c. per box
by DR.. j. G.. Gibson.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1887-12-16

TIE American people have been time
and again, within the past decade, Jug
gled out OF their dollars by notedEngli
men, both in the social and literary
world, in divers ways. But the tables
are turned. For many weeks Buffalo
Bil'has been gathering in and saving
English money by the bushel, and now
John l.. Sullivan, the mighty slugger
from esthetic Boston, Ia making Il
triumphal tour through Great Britain
and gathering in English gold as IL has
never been gathered in before. If the
Britishers can be made to believe that
all Americans are like John l.. they
will never get into another row with
US
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- 90 A YEAR, 2Sc q NUBBER.
Remit by bank check or MONEY order 10
CHAS. SCRlBNER'S SONS,
New York.

DARGAINS ~ JEWELRY.-NOt desiring
ID 10 carry stock Of ieweiIy hereafter, Will
sell the stock OH hand At very low prices. IL
consists OF Gold and silver Watches, Collar
and CuG Buttons, Gold studs, Ladies', Sets
Lace and Bar Pins. Gold aud Silver Watch
Chains, silk Guards. Scarf Pins, Charms.
Rings, &c. Now is the time To buy handsome
presents very cheap. These goods must be
soId and bargains can be had. DO not let the
chance slip. JOSEPH MCMURRAN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1887-12-16

MR.. d. B. Lucas will return home
from Washington in anything bu: Il
pleaSan: frame of mind we reckon, but
he will doubtless be much wiser. Even
the smarrest politicians find out every
now and then that they can't do as they
please. Mr.. Lucas's fate is Il deserved
one for he was perfectly willing TO sac
rifice his party and its interests, pro-
yided his own selfish aims were at
tanned. Few tears will be she'd on his
account.