St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
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| MSSHA The papers will be read
WH&jA with great interest to-day
MGasTS | by church-going people to
| EY/2HSSIN | ascertain where the livelieSt
SlJJEA0 | answer will be made. the
IL Y AW a | minister who cannot floor
I//AESsW " | rival in another sect is in
1M7 erfaS-\ \ danger of losing caste.
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l////HF = \ Col. King denies that the
IHHS board of trade will, at its
I//9H1 4 ilIT | next meeting, take steps
tUTJA VI Va looking to fill the police
MVn NIEt commission. The colonel is
WIFI kGA71 right. II the hoard should
WIN Iea3TeH "a undertake such a thing it
AI~l El Fl would wonder why it eX-
VT u tfE0l listed.
NaSe E At church meeting to-
day il will he decided whether the church
shall be governed by a minister who deals out
chestnuts or by a deacon who plays pro-
grcssive euchre.
There is misunderstanding whether the
''shoe-s string or river ward, on the East side,
is the First or Ninth As reported in the
three morning papers, it is the Ninth, but the
people over there believe it is the First. Mr..
Comstock says-but pshaw! Which is 1t,
anyhow?
Occasionally the types make some humor-
Gus blunders. prominent attorney was
yesterday referred to in the GLOBE as Mrs
koon. There is nothing about Judge koon
suggestive of a woman, except the penSlve
soitness of his dark brown eye. His language
and bearing in the divorce case in which con-
nection he was mentioned. were manly even
to an extreme. If Judge koon wishes 10
thrash Il proofreader. here's to his success.
The public is resting under the hallucina-
tion that street commissioners are elected oy
aldermen. 1t should dsabuse its mind at
once. The commissioners elect the aldermen
every time.
Now is the winter of the First wards dis
content made glorious summer by this son of
Hoy, and all its troubles are in the bosom of
conference buried.
Some of the reporters (who were not there)
made humorous misstatements in their ac-
counts of the Kilien-McDonald fight and es-
pecialy of the blow that knocked the latter
out. 1t was not under the chin, nor was it
chance blow. 1t was the genuine "Sullivan
JOLT and caught Mcdonald on the juguar at
the hinge of the jaw bone. 1t seldom fails in
its effect.
At last there has been slugging match
which no one has insinuated was hippo
drome. Killen hit him too hard to leave any
room for the hippodrome tiend to get in
his work.
The wonderful progress that is being made
| in the art of lithographing and printing, is
advertizing paper of a theatrical company.
| Some of the posters ornamenting bill boards
and brick walls are artistic jems, and to the
comprehension of ordinary minds, are as
pleasing as costly paintings.
Now that the legislature has adjourned the
people who failed to keep track of the pro-
| ceedings are struggling to find, out what has
| been done and what undone. The greatest
| curiosity is manifested by most people to
! find out which ward they live in, and some of
the discussions between politicians are quite
comical.
| The board of trade is again going to put its
great, clumsy, slab-sided foot in it and will
attempt to dictate who should be appointed
| police commissioners. AS Bill King suggests,
it is safe to presume that the people will
want what the board doesn't or. more cor
rectly, the board is sure to want what the
people do not.
Arthur McQuade, who gives his address as
80 Fillmore Place, Brooklyn, N Y, writes
the chief of police to the effect that circulars
are being distributed in that city purportng
to be issued by the National Building, Loan
and Protective association, of Minneapolis,
Offering subscribers who pay in $500 in five
years the assurance they will receive $1,000.