Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-09-25
CARL DUNDER.
Another Incident Makes Him Weary and
He Meditates Dose OF Trough on
Rats"

Another Incident Makes Him Weary and
He Meditates Dose OF "Rough on
Rats"
Det, OFT Free Press.
Sergeant, maybe you know somebody
who likes to buy me Oudt?" said Mr..
Dunder as he entered the Central Station
Yesterday with a dOwn-trOdden appear
anee
"Oh! It's You, is it?" queried Sergeant
Beudall as he looked up. Got into some
fresh trouble, suppose
Sergeant, vhas broke all Oop. II
can sell oudt dOan shtay here two
weeks.
What's the OCCASION
"Yhell. it makes me feel better If | tell
YOU. You know keep telephone in my
blaze; keep him TO speak NIT my brewer
und to some aldermans. Yesterday man
whO vhas as shlick ash grease comes in ind
saws vhas Carl DuDder. | vhas. All
right. Mr.. DundCr, der wires vhas crossed
und your telephone dOan' work. Sorry II
YOU vhas troubled, but | feeX him right
of Well, he goes NIT dot phone and taps
on der box und takes down der trumpet
und says:
"HeIlo, central! Hello hello! hello
Y -e-s! Iyhas at Carl Duuder's. Can you
hear me now? Why, of course if he likes
TO treat me dot vhas all right. Nice oldt
mans, .und dOan' you furget him! Veil
all right, goot pye"
Now, sergeant, / hat to ask him to take
"A glass of beer, dOan' |? 1t doan' Was
no shentleman, ch?"
'GO or"
"Yhell, aboudt two hours later second
man came IN He yhas shlick, too. Vhas
carl Dunder? yhas AL right Mr.
Dunder, dot induction was 80 strong we
: has in a peck of troubles. Let me see
how your telephone vhas IND he goes
oop und knocks on der box and softly
says:
"'Hello, Bill, vhas dot You? No. Yes
Perhaps. Why, vhas down to Carl Dan
der's place | second der motion. car
get two hOOuered votes for him for alder
man. Hasn't treated me yet, but h'
probably will. Well, so long
Now, sergeant, | hat to set OOp de-
beer, doan' |? | feels tickled, you know
and | like TO he shentlemans,
| II understand. w nat else!
"Yhell, some more fellers come, und
doan' suspect nOpOdy until Shake come.
home. Den he says it vas an old chestnut
uud dot yhas soft in der headt. Do
makes me Inadt all Oafer. Poorly queel
somepOdy comes YhaS l Carl DundeT?
yhas. All right. Say, Mr.. Dunder, vheI
Won ring on der telephone your humble
doan' drop in der office. Please allow me
IND he goes OOp uDd rings ind calls oudt
"'Vhas dot You, Nellie? All! dere
Nelr! Does dot number drop down whel
| ring? Say, Vhas you going OOp to de
Flats next SOOnday? Guess where ! vas
Not much! You yhas yhay off. l VIA
down to Carl
"Vhell, sergeant, dot .vhas all / coult
shtand. / slump on dot Teller ind q
him six weeks sickness"
Good! honor your pluckw
Sergeant, keep quiet. He doan' g
away Oafer h&lf an hour when my telephOn
rings. Yhas Carl Dunder? Ivhas. Di
yhas Superintendent ShacksOn of der tele
phone. Mr.. Dunder, you hat almos
killed one Of our regular repairers, und
, like to say to you dot it cost you more AS
four hOOnered dollaTsm
MOP
dot vhas so. l doan't shleep tw
winks last night, und my wife says
Will all come oudt dot l vhas McGarigle
1T was bad mistake"
''Vhell, vas can do? Shust like / tell
you, nobody vhas two times alike. Iyha
all der time shaking nit my boots, I'M
Shake vhas going into consumption. Sci
geant, if somepOdy arrests me let him b
very soft ind quiet. yhas so broke u
dot can't stand some more grief. If yo
see Mister Shackson tell him how it vhas
Tell him dot vhas all turned around i
dis country, uud eafery time kick at som
dead-beats he proves to be a shentleman,
Goodbye, sergeant! Maybe | take some
Rough on some Rats und put an end to q
dis grief"