Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-12-29
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sureptitiously appropriating our goods
60 ever brought TO justice" said the
mperintendent Of a large dry goods es-
tnblishment. "We have our own private
<stectives, some OF whom are women, to
protect our property, but shoplifting isso
prevalent that not day passes without
h detection of one or more thieves. The
professional thieves, adroit as they are,
Give us less trouble than the new hands.
All the notorious shoplifters are well
known to our detectives, and the mo-
ment one shows her face in the doorway
she Is warned away. As soon as a pro-
fessional finds herself spotted she takes to
che road and works the principal cities in
regular order. 1t takes her several
months TO work the circuit, at the end OF
which time she can start all over again
without much fear of being recognized.
The expert shoplifter doesn' resort TO dis
Ruises as much as the uninitiated would
suppose. She takes pride in her pro-
fession and looks upon stealing merely as
Q means OF livelihood. She is courageous
20 the extreme and steals with an audaci.
ty that is startling. When detected she
becomes dogged, Gets with the indiffer-
snce of a woman of the world, looks
upon the matter as one of the fortunes of
war and never tries to crawl out of the
hole by adding lie to her other crime.
There is some satisfaction in outwittinga
foe like this, whose life is tinged with ro-
nance, and who will wage as fair war
fare against you as the dishonesty Of her
practices will admit.
"On the other hand. the amateur thief
or kleptomaniac, or whatever you like to
call her, will resort TO the meanest and
most contemplate plans to steal your
goods. II detected in the act, she will
vilify you, say she is insulted, threaten
TO sue. and lie like Digger Indian.
There is not person on earth so dear-a
father, a.mother, a brother or sister
whom she would not betray in order to
secure immunity for herself. Often these
new hands travel in pairs. When caught
they disgust you with human nature by
their mutual recrirninations.
''As for the excuses offered by shop
ifters wien brou Int to bay most of them
have become SO threadbare as to be
known as chestruts. Once in a while an
ingenious crook will spring new fake
story on us, some Of which would be
convincing enough IL it wasn't for the
tangible evidence. / have kept record
of all these excuses, and will enumerate
. few of the common and curious ones.
First, there is the fashionably dressed
woman, well connected and Of undoubted
respectability. Pilfering with her is, no
doubt, more Of disease than crime.
She never steals anything very valuable,
but picks up little odds and ends that take
her fancy, such as a tape measure,
spool of cotton, match safe, an odd
glove, single garter, etc. You will
notice that some of these things are Of no
possible use or value to her. As far as
possible we avoid bringing her failing to
her notice. The trifles she has stolen are
added to her bill and she pays it without
being conscious Of having been detected.
Sometimes the friends of this class OF
shophfters will find out where she has
been shopping and return all the things
she brought home to see if they have all
been paid for.
"The richly dressed woman, who passes
% respectable, is the one who gives US
the most trouble. She always goes in
for big haul, and haunts the lace and
Glk counters. Her stealings are of such
magnitude, and her work is done in such
Q bungling manner, that she is sure to
be detected almost at once. When caught
and requested TO step into the examining
room she bursts out in loud and vulgar
remonstrance. After getting our goods
hack we generally have her locked up.
Then there is sure TO be hue and cry
about an outrage and that sort of thing
until she is tried and heavily fined.
There are always plenty Of shyster law
yers to induce her to bring suit for
damages against US on the whack up
plan. These vampires try to blackmail
rs into compromising the suit, but we
know enough to remain firm.
"a very common type Of the shop
litter comes from the middle walk of
life. She il generally a foolish woman
whose husbands salary is not large
enough to supply her with the finery she
longs for, so she determines to steal it.
At first her pilferings are very small, but
In time she becomes emboldened by sue
Cess and there is nothing too rich for her
to slip under her dress. When discov-
ered she is full Of excuses. She was just
taking the article over to the light, or
she wanted TO buy something at another
counter and unconsciously kept it in her
hand, or she wished TO obtain the opin-
ION of a friend whom she thought she
saw at the other end Of the store or the
thing got caught in her dress in some
unaccountable manner. A woman of
this kind is anxious TO avoid publicity,
and as she Is ready enough to pay the
full value Of the article, we let her go
scot free, after the detectives have scru-
tinized her so that she would be readily
recognized again.
.The child shoplifters are hard to de-
tect. They are precious little tots, and
become wonderfully proficient in short
time. As they are unable to secrete
many articles on their persons, they EN-
ploy most OF their time in picking the
sachels Of the shoppers. You would
think that a little 10-year-old girl would
break down and confess everything upon
being arrested, but they remain perfectly
seif possessed and go through the trying
ordeal Of a searching examination with
the easy indifference Of a professional.
These children are taught TO steal by fe-
male Fagins, who conflscate everything
end whip them numerically when they
are unsuccessful.
'sMost of these children are visions OF
1oveliness and innocence. A woman once
euld me that she saw a little girl deliber-