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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
Ought to BE.
KINGSTON Ereeman.

hlngston I fetWHn
A Kingston orator in a debating club last night
said: IAN honest mans the noolest work or
Cd as the Bible saws" ut isn't the Bible"
called out one of the opposition. well 1t ought
to he y triumphantly exclaimed the orator, as he
ontinued his address
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
Pie Eaters.
Boston Transcript.

At the summer hotel. Mrs. A. TO Mrs. B.
"Did you see Mrs. G. eat her pie with her knife2
How vulgari"
Mrs AS little daughter Edith-"Mampla,
p'raps her fingers was dirty
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14

Stockton Mail.
My daughter" remarked Weber avenue
pater familias in a burst of confidence this morn
ing 81 want you to keep our proud and wealthy
name in dutful remembrance. Keep up your
eyes, Evangeline and when you look about you
for partner for life select one who is worthy OF
our name and future
II have selected one already par said the fair
Evangeline, as the modest bushes sufused the
creme de lis on her fair neck and face;
'Ha! Speak quickly. Who is hel What is
he7 For heavens sake keep not in sus-
pense?"
''Its-it's Mr.. Lorrigap, the base ball
pitcher"
well done. Evangeline. There no flies
on you, my darling. Come to my arms You
have made me happy man this time Wealth
and position have you gained by this bold hit in
the first inning" And they both wept for joy.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14

CNINDLINGER BROTHERS,
- Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
FRESH AND CURED MEATS,
at North Illinois st. GOT West Michigan st. and ACT
South Meridian st. Telephone Nos. $50 and Coz.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
She Had Enough.
Texas Siftings.

Sam Johnsng-''Miss SNOWFALL. will yer par
ticipate in some noah ice-creamP Miss Snow
ball-'.No noah, Mister Johnsing. l likes Ice
cream once in a while, but not as beverage.
Please 'scuse me-"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
Diving for 1t.
Puck

my friends" said temperance lecturer. low,
erirp his voice to an impressive whisper, eff all
the erog- shops were at the bottom of the sea,
what world De the resultF
And the answer came go
t.Lots of people would get drowned"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
Dull Busin ass.
lowell Courier.

Lower COURIER
Clersyman-How is your health this summers
7 trust you have been we'll during this sultry
weather. = .,
Undertaker-Pretty we'll, thank you
Cle-gyman-And how's businessl
Undertaker-Poor, poor. l haven't buried a
living soul for six weeks
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
A wrung-Our Explanation.

Jealous Mrs Ipstein-Aha, Elias, You vos
neen firdin'! How dis long hair gom your goat
sleer on! -,
Conciliatory Mr. Ipstein-S-s-h, Raychel 1
solt Won ecgselsior maddress for hair to-day. Dot
yos der selling sample.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
Is 1t Nature or Art?

Newport Letter IN Boston Herald.
A young man has remarked You can't tell
whether it is Newport air Harriet Hubbard
Ayre which makes the women all look SO cream
ily interesting l fancy there may be great
daSl of both
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-08-14
Art Matters.

They were discussing art matters.
Have you ever been done IN oil, MIR. Smlth!'
she asked.
.'Oh, yes," he replied.
s'W no was the artists"
'sHe wasn't an artistic was a broker"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
Personal Mention.

Capt. s. L. Hooper, U. S. R. M. is at
the Nadeau.
Major Paul Barnes, paymaster U. s.
A.. is at the Nadeau.
George E. P. Hall. of Paris, France,
is visiting Los Angeles.
DR.. l.. c. Maynard. Postmaster Of
Antelope Valley, is in the city.
Mrs. E. F. Hallack and Miss Hallack
of Denver, are at the Nadeau.
J.I. Case and Miss Hattie Case, o
Racine, Wis, are at the Nadeau.
J..T. Little. a prominent capitalist Of
San Francisco is visiting Los Angeles.
John L. Truslow, General S. w
Ticket Agent of the A. & P. R. R., il
in the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. c. White, Mrs. J. R
Marvin, and A. G. White, of New York
re in the city.
Alexander Badlam, formerly Assessor
of San Francisco, and Miss Maude Bad.
lam are visiting this city.
s. w. Eccles, General Agent of the
Freight Department of the Union Pacific
railroad, is in the city on official busi-
ness.
DR.. H. S. Orme and DIR. William K.
Lindley have gone to San Franciscoto
represent the Los Angeles medical pro-
fession at the State Convention.
Mr.. James Campbell, manager of the
Ballona Harbor Improvement Company,
arrived home from San Francisco yes
terday. He expects to have steam tug
in the harbor this week.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
officer Riel,s Horse.

About o'clock this morning Officer
Riel went into the Flower Festival
building to get cup of coffee, tieing
his horse in front. While drinking he
heard commotion on the outside and
going out found man in the act of
riding off with his horse. Officer Riel
drew his revolver and ordered the man
to stop, which he did very promptly
upon seeing the weapon. The culprit
was charged at the Police Station with
d1sordsrly conduct under the name oi
Thouas Rose. The charge will proba.
~ b Shangsd 70 soms thing gravsr -
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
BRONCHITIS.
Acute Bronchitis.

This is an inf1amation of the mucus
membrane lining the Bronchial Tubes, aLd
is one of the most common of all the pull
monary diseases. 1t is dangerous disease,
as it prevents the oxygenation OF the blood.
and in many cases, particularly after 1t
passes into the chronic stage, the substance
giving rise to what is very properly called
Bronchial Consumption. In the acute form
there is sense of tightness or pressure
across the chest. with considerable wheez
ing. severe cough and expectoration. Thi.
is at first a W hite glairy muc rs. which after
a time becomes purulent. The patient IN
some cases is obliged to sit up III bed, the
oppression across the chest is SO great, the
skin ia clammy and prostration rapidly sets
in, aud in fatal cases there will be mutter-
ing delirium, coma and death.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
u.,,.r accommodations.

More Pullman palace cars are now arriv-
ing via the Santa Fe route. which are to
be used between Los Angeles and Kansas
CITY to accommodate the increased travel
east bound. This company is also running
daily emigrant tourist cars direct from Los
Angeles to Kansas City.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19

A professorship of baseball should be
at once instituted at Berkeley. What is
the use in educating lads for the chnrch,
bar or business, when the professional
baseball player makes $4,000 a year!
O fempora! o mores!-Wasp.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
why, Indeed

should you pay $3.50 for lots thirty miles
| from Los Angeles, three miles away from
finest land for $3.50 an acre, close to Los
Angeles city limits. Los Angeles National
Bank block.
WIESENDANGER & BONSALL,
25 West First street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19

Speculators should read advertisement
in another column where 200 acres of Ca
huenga lands are offered at bargain. II
II. Wilcox, agent.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
Ciose TO ri, III. Station

A real genuine bargain. $3.50 an acre,
in lots of 1, s or 10 acres. Will sell in lots
now at $3.50 lot The greatest bargain ever
offered. For three days only.
WIEsENDANGER & BoNsALL.
25 West First street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
selling Very Rapidly.

Lots in South Los Angeles, the beautiful
suburban addition TO the city on the south
can now be obtained at the office of the
Southern California Land Co.. Baker Bloch.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19

The old established fire insurance agency
of VIM. J. Brodrick has been removed from
No 6 to No. 10 Commercial street
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
CONSULTATION FREE.

Those who desire to consult with me in
regard to their cases had better call at the
Office for consultation and examination.
but, II impossible to do SO, can write for q
copy of my m edical treatise, containing q
list Of questions. Address
M. HILTON WILLIAMS. M. D.,
27b N. Main st., Los Angeles, Cal. ONO
hours from 9:80 A n. to4P.M.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19

The Greatest Bargain yet Of.
fered.
For three days only, $3.50 an acre, close to
Los Angeles city, level. rich land.
WIEsENDANGER & BoNsALL,
25 West First street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
To-day! To-day.

pprke's porter strengthens and tones the
system. The best malt liquor.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
R enl oval.

Ghirardelli's eagle chocolat is the most
popular drink in the market.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
The Illustrated Herald.

A full supply of the ANNUAL HkhALDs
now ON hand. Newsdealers and others
should avail themselves at once to send In
,heir ORDERS No better evidence OF South
ern Cslifornia's advantages could be sent
tn Eastern friends.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19

WE WARRANT Gilmore's Magnetic Elixir
relieve the Asthma in one minute. c. F
Heinzeman, agent, Los Angeles.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
One.Hatf Sold.

Half-acre lots in South Los Angeles ,
$3.50, in installments.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19

Maps OF South Los Angeles can be had OF
the southern California Land Co., Baker
Block.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-04-19
LOW FIGURES !

Eighty acres choice land, two miles
from the University; per acre. $3.50
Twenty acres fine damp land, on
Western avenue; per acre -. $50
Forty acres-20 acres in fruit, soil
sandy loan, on Weste avenue 1900
Five acres in Lick tract; choice prop
erty; per acre. re..................... 500
| Ninety acres Lick tract, in lots of 5,
| 10 and 20 acres; per acre $3.50 and 400
Seventy acres In city limits, all sub
divided into 3l6 lots; lots 50x140;
wide streets, 90 oot alleys. At
great bargain. A chance to double
| INVESTMENT. ............. .........-
Twenty three acres. Marengo tract,
Fine tract for subdivision; at bar
sixty-one feet on Spring st., with two
story building; now paying good
rate OF interest, with prospect of
large increase. ,.....: :..:..;... $4,000
Sixty feet on Spring ST.; first-class
investment. 80: .::"......-:.. 25,oco
Forty,f feet on Spring ST., with
sSty stSq feet on Fort St. $50 feet deep OO0
I $4,000 building; very near bust
ness center; No investment.... 10000
Sixty feet in the best business block
Fifty. M four acres on Main street; fine '''
property to subdivide .......... 100 oot
Forty five thousand acres of land in
the San Jacinto Valley: per acre. II
Four thousand acres choice agricul-
tural land; per acre. ................ IL 81
One hundred and twenty feet, corner
| Pearl and Sixth streets. ........... H,0O(
New house and lot, Thompson street,
Five i sne e1Ss lots in Ellis tract: each 1906
Five hundred aud sixty-two acres
land adjoining city limits; excel
lent for subdivision; per acre 400
One of the finest corner lots for a
residence on Figueroa street;
Three lots, 1Sox190 to 90 foot alley,
corner Figueroa and Manhattan
streets; elegant residence prop
erty; at a bargain. ................... -
Two new hard finished cottages, one block
from street cars, at a bargain.
Several choice lots on Figueroa street at a
bargain.
Choice property on Washington street,
near line of street cars, at a bargain.
Choice acre tracts near city al bargain.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
Poor CarlOtta.

A London paper reports that the insanity
Of "Poor Carlotta," ex-Empress of Mexico.
has lately been manifesting itself in an acute
form. She appears to be always searching
for something on the ground, and shows
great satisfaction if she can furtively pick up
some trihe unseen. Her attendants are care.
full to scatter small objects about her path.
She will not allow any one to accompany her
in her walks through the park of her castle
of Bourchot, and if through the gates or
ratings she sees passing peasant she flies
and hides herself, with all the signs of alb
ject fear. The King of the Belgians has de-
cided to rebuild for her occupation the castle
Of Pervueren, which was destroyed by FIRE.
1t is situated in the middle of splendid for.
ests, and will insure the afflicted Empress
every privacy.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
What True Merit VIII Do.

The Unprecedented sale of Boschee's
German Syrup within a few years, has as
tonished the world. 1t is without doubt the
safest and best remedy ever discovered for
the speedy and efectual cure of Coughs,
Colds and the severest Lung troubles. 1t
acts on an entirely different principle from
the usual prescriptions given by Physicians,
as it does not dry up Cough and leave the
disease still in the system, but on the con-
uary removes the cause Of the trouble, heals
the parts affected and leaves them in pure.
ly healthy condition. A bottle kept in the
house for use when the diseases make their
appearance, will save doctors bills and a
long spell Of serious illness. A Trial will
convince you Of these facts. 1t is positively
sold by all druggis sts and general dealers in
the land. Price, IS cts, large bottles.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08

The interest excited in our own country re.
garding beef. as to what peculiarities in its
formation must be present to give it high
character, have also received attention
abroad. Thus, the eminent Prusssan agri.
cultural authority, Nathusius, has given very
well digested views that may be briefly stat
ed to be about as follows, corresponding with
those given in the Journal during the past
five years, when referring to points brought
out at our fat.stock shows. Thus, briefly
stated, Nathusus refers TO the quite uniform
redness OF the surface Of beef when cut
across the grain, II lean; butt fat has been
deposited within the muscle then whitsh.
colored points will be seen, which are layers
Of fat around and among the bundles OF mus.
cular fitres. These indications are more or
less strongly brought out, according as the
deposit is liberal or scant. When the depos.
it is considerable in amount, it appears as if
the lean meat was almost overlaid with a net
work OF meshes of fat. In this ease, the red
color is largely diminished while the white
is increased. According to the extent to
which this condition prevails is the meat
streaked with fat, or as is said, "marbled." !"
He further says that experience has amply
proved that animals which have not been fed
rather abundantly in youth will never yield
marbled flesh to the same extent as those
which have been we'll fed while growing, no
matter how favorably situated they may be
for fattening when full grown. This is on
the simple proposition often put forth in these
columns, that the cellular tissue, which Is
distributed among the muscles of such cattle
as have been properly bred for producing the
best quality Of beef, must be developed by
bringing it into use, which can be done only
in one way, namely, by feeding young cat
tie so literally that this cell tissue will be
developed from month to month; in Other
words, be made to keep pace in growth with
the growth Of the animal.-NationaiL Live
Stotk Journal.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
Agents Wanted.

To sell our standard Holiday Subscription
Publications, the .'World's Wonders, ""Peer.
less Parallel Family Bibles, The Home Be-
yond, or heaven and its relations to earth,
Wealth by the Wayside, or the secrets of
success and happiness, The Heroes Of the
Plains, by J. w. Buel, also for Gaskell's
Compendium of Forms, The Worlds His
torical and Actual, The "Splendid" Albums
and last but not least, Rev. Sam Jones' Book
of Sermons, illustrated, the only book Of
this kind ever published. Prospectus Of the
same only rs cents. Agents. Rev. Sam
Jones is coming to the Coast, and now is the
time to secure your outfits and territory and
take your choice. The best terms and ex.
elusive territory given. For full particulars,
terms, etc., apply by letter to the Historical
Publishing Co., 100 Suffer street, San Fran
cisco, Cal, G. P. Woodward, Manager.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
Bird slaughter Breaks up a Wedding.

Members Of societies that aim al abolish
ing the custom which nerves women to en-
ploy birds and their plumage for the purposes
of ornament will be delighted to read story
communicated from Nice to one Of the Ger.
mon papers.
The Marquis Cantno recently fell in love
with young English millionaire, Miss Ada
Rutland, and arrangements were made for
the marriage Of the pair on the 10th ult. The
day came, the guests were all gathered, the
clergyman was ready. All at once the bride
appeared. A thrill of excitement, mingled
with admiration, ran through the party. The
white dress worn by the lady was seen to be
decorated by garlands Of white doves too
numerous to be counted. The face of the
Marquis darkened as he asked, "Where did
you get these2" "Oh," was the quick re-
sponse, al hit upon this splendid idea myself
and gave instructions to the farmers on my
English estates months ago, TO catch all the
doves they could and send them to me. ;"
"And you suppose" coldly said the Marquis
that l can take you to my arms with that
murdeTer's dress about youa Never! de-
spise you!" Thus. speaking the Mortified
bridegroom darted from the room and took
the next train to Paris.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
FINAL PROOF.
LAND OFFICE. CARSON Cry. New.

Dec mber 7th, 1886.
fotce is hereby given that the following. n am ed
settler hsa filed notice of his intention TO make
hnal proof In support Of his claim. and that said
PROOF viii be made before the Register and Re
eeiser at Carson City, Nevada, on the 25th day OF
January. 1887. viz. Samuel p. Fretweil, Home
stead Application No. 500, for the EN- MEN Sec
7. Up IL N. II 26 u, NJ NJ. He names the follow
Ing witnesses to prove his continuous residence
upon aud cultivation Of said land, viz; James N
Houston. Herman Meissner. Robert W. Apsey and
Jacob j Fox. ell Of Mssop Valley. Lyon county
Nevada. p. y. Address, Mason Valley, Lyon coun.
ty, Nevada.
CA. wITHERELL, Register.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
who Moses was.

A few days ago one of the teachers in a
school not far from ST. Paul was telling the
children about Pharoah's daughter finding
the babe in the bulrushes.
"Now, children" said she, show many Of
you know anything about Moses9"
Only one hand went up.
"That's right, Jimmy; Pm glad to see
him before. Now, who was Mosesl"
"Eies the feller wot they wanted to know
where he was when the light went OUT" ex-
claimed Jimmy with great gusto.
That ended the Bible lesson 70, the day,
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
LYON COUNTY TIMES
JOB DEPARTMENT.
The most complete country Job Office in
the State.
All Kinds OF Word done with Neat
ness and Dispatch.
At
PRICES THAT DEFY COMPETITION.
LYON COUNTY TIME
A Curious story.

In large factory, in which were employ
ed several hundred persons, one of the
workmen in welding his hammer, carelessly
allowed it to slip from his hand 1t few
halfway across the room, and struck fel-
low workman in the left eye. This man
claimed that his eye was blinded by the blow
although careful examination failed to re-
veal any injury, thre being not scratch Wis
ible. He brought suit in the courts for
compensation for the loss Of half Of his eye.
sight, and refused all offers Of a compromise
Under tn. law, the owner Of the factory was
responsible for an injury resulting from an
accident of this kind, and although he be.
lieved the man was shamming, and that the
whole case was an attempt at swindling, he
had about made up his mind that he would
be compelled to pay the claim.
The day Of the trial arrived, and in open
court an eminent ccculist retained by the de-
fense examined the alleged injured member,
and gave it as his opinion it was as good as
the right eye. Upon the plaintiffs loud
protest of his inability to see with his left
eye, the occulist proved him perjurer, and
satisfied the court and jury of the falsity Of
his claim.
And how do you suppose he did it1 Why
simply by knowing that the colors red and
green combined make black. He procured
black card on which few words were
written with green ink. Then the plaintiff
was ordered to put on pair Of spectacles
with two different glasses, the one for the
right eye being red, and the one for the left
consisting Of ordinary glass. Then the card
! was handed him, and he was ordered to read
the writing on it. This he did without hes
itation, and the cheat was at once exposed.
The sound right eye, fitted with the red
glass, was unable to distinguish the green
writing on the black surface of the card.
while the left eye, which was claimed to be
sightless, was the one with which the read.
ing had to be done.-Haypey's Young People.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
Unnecessary Misery.

Probably as much misery comes from ha-
bitual constipation as from any arrangement
Of the functions of the body, and it is diff
cult to cure, for the reason that no one likes
to take the medicines usually prescribed
Hamburg Figs were prepared to obviate this
difficulty, and they will be found pleasant
to the taste Of women and children. IS
cents. At all druggists. J. J. Mack & Co.,
proprietors, San Francisco.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08

4 HAaHGUnto be made. Out this out and return
NuIIHpVto us, and we will send you free,
WIIM IA | something of great value and TIM
eIuVM q s portaDce to you, that will start you
In business which will bring you In
more money right away than any
hing else IN this world Anyone can DO the work
And live at home Either sex; all ages. Some
thing new. that Just coins money for all workers.
we VIII start You; capital not needed. This is
one OF the genuine important chances of q life
time Those who are ambitious and enterprisine y
~ili not delay Grand outnt free. Address TKuE
Co.. Augusta. Maine.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1887-01-08
A Douglas County Girl Tied i'm Knot


The Genoa Courier publishes the follow
ing: The other morning at well known
farm house in the valley the hired man aad
two of the farmers sons were competing ar.
duously with each other on the barn floor to
ascertain who could put one of his heels
around his neck. The boys said they had
seen man in circus put both his heels
around his neck at once. Strange, indeed,
if they could not get one around. So they
heaved and strained, and the hired man
heaved and strained to accomplish the feat
Little did they know that the hired girl was
watching the performance with breathless
interest through knot hole IN the barn. A
few hours later the hired girl was missing.
After yelling to her dozen times with no
response a search was instituted. She was
not in the house, neither was she at the barn.
The searching party repaired to the milk
house. There was the girl PROSTATE on the
floor, with both heels around her neck, and
utterly unable to get them loose. She was
SO upset that she said she would have died
before calling for help.