The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-04-16

LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.
A couple Of young ladies appearing On
our streets-strangers evidently they
were-with Joe. Keeley's unerring and
Vastly pepper measuring them as the dis
lance, between observer aud observed
grew broader and broader. until it even
taally broadcssted itself behind the pors
tails Of Nesbitt's store, where lady people
are most cheerfully impaled in front Of
the millinery counter of greed and are
waited upon, provided they have plenty
OF cash for greater security. But to re-
tnrn to the young ladies. Mr.. Eilsrs,
who, too, gazed with an eye to beauty on
the sylph.like forms so innoccntly jam
boreeing it down the street, in blissfnl
uneonsciousness Of the turmoil their
wholesome appearance had kicked up in
the hearts Of the opposite sex-Mr.
Elders inquired az to where they could be
from. "Do they toe in" inquired an
old Piocher, who was rather near sighted
through strainine his optics on the look
ont for better times. "They do ~.
plied Eilers. Then" rejoined the We
teran, they're from panaca."
Arbor Day, the 18th inst, was OBJ
served with due decorum. The public
schools were closed and the various re-
ligious societies OF the town assembled
at their respective churches where SER
yices were held. In the afternoon the
planting ceremonies took place. Many
trees, shrubs, etc, were planted by those
owning grounds which they wished to
beautify. A procession. headed by the
brass band, waa then formed and
marched to Browns Hall, where eloquent
speeches were made in honor Of the day,
by several Of orr local orators, who. by
the by, are TOO modest to have their
names appear in print. In the evening a
line display Of fire works came off on the
corner Of Main and l.scour streets.
4 Dakota editor recently went into a
store for The purpose Of spending few
dimes that he had in his pocket for food.
He was instantly tackled by a bnrly
scotchman and hammered till he didn't
have the presence Of mind to sqnak
enough or even to call down the
blessing Of the Lord upon the represent
tativc Of William Wallace. 1t served
him right. An editor with few dimes
in his pocket, is a shining mark--a mark
TO hit therefore tile Scotchman hit him.
An editor with few dimes in his pocket
is a ruthless and cold-blooded exhibit Of
the prodigality Of his subscribers.
The postmaster at Frisco has received
notification from the Postoffice Depart
ment, Of the discontinuance Of the money
order Office at Milford, and the designa-
ton Of his office as place Of payment OF
outstanding orders and notes drawn on
the Milford postotfice. A postofiice in
spector will soon transfer the Milford
money.order accounts to the Frisco post.
master. Frisco Times.
Tuesday last the Culverwell Ambu'
lance transportation coaches conveyed
away, en- route to Southern California,
the following named cripples; John
Ince, Ole Olsen. Richard and Harry
Culverwell. The above named old and
young boys, after mature deliberation
concluded to make the trip for the bene
fit Of their wealth. Success to them il
abundance.
Among other departures Of Tuesda,
last was tina. Of Frank Godbe, Of lat
superintendent Phoebe Con. We lear
that Mr.. Godbe will make quite an ex
tended trip Of the southern country, ant
on his route will take in aportion of New
and Old Mexico.
Miss Clara Warren. the pretty littl
teacher who welded the birch success
fully in Clover Valley during the pas
winter, Is in town guest Of Mrs. Jas
McFaddsn. Miss Warren will depar