Arizona weekly enterprise., 1887-05-07

 she disuhcy,d lim to thr ter; nd the m n ster aa' the n' rrs Inaison 7 ed. and tcund Jusuce,and were made nm. When an Afg an is tanned by the n he really doesn't care. but when he a tanned bv a Russian 1t is more than Ge can bear.-A. ]. J0uriIGL
 If the Book of Proverbs had been sritten in these days. it would not say, Go to the ant thou sluggard, etc. {; tt it would read, ''Go to Boston, thou iggor," ctc.--hGtcaet
 s Vermont husband is reported to we frustrated tde intended clDpcment bis wifo by taking possession Of her dress. he knew Sae wUu.1n't ran away in a calico gown.
 au article is now going the rounds ,he press entitled "Napoieon as a in." Wo believe that NJ. Yelling always insisted that Napoleon was le lady.--i eo'td TrnaScrijL
 Where shall be buricdP" sighs a uc1i. Isn't graveyard good enough .l you2 Do you mt to be buried in a top of tree? Just name the p acc. though. and we'll see that you ,re put there. .-Oi CS.g Deric&. In making his official report of a cath to the clerk of q city near Boston Ie other day physician handed in , following: Primary cause, aht's disease; secondary cause. rstian scientists. ."-SErmgfe d R. can.
 That wild-oyed animal, the punster, cunning riot in the parti-colored il- t.ated weeklics. dstorliug all tho sas of the day. With pros and coTs cons the prose. pervertng eacn as- lu, whi 0 to give version proper hibits ger aversion.
 An oil-country resident. after hear s Goldsmith's poem. Inc Deserted F.agc," read in an eloquent manner, lav long Healh and said:
 II be durned if that Village of euacl Auuurn don't remind mc of Pe- cum Centre. "-NeG I0rS lines. 4 gentleman with his wife lately yis- t-t 8 cemetery in Attleboro, Mass, u one ot the directors ot the place, Scr ths purpose ot se.ccting q lot. Ter iuquiring the prices he asked if must pay in advance. Well, no," r-s ere reply; ''l guess you're goo for j.. on ? il you don't pay right down sa0 Sill be expected to bury some of ga. foiks within two years."
 "I beg pardon, ma am. but arc you -cug into the country tais summerP" ltalY inquired a grocer of a shoidy s-uuty lady Fifth avenue. Why. taiuly." 'Vrry well. ma'al. When ID stop ealing for the orders?" 70 me see. Well, guess you'd bet coI.inse as usual uuul the middle 9Rne. Aller that don't call uatil ig he evening, as don want he EuOrs to see you. --A. ]. JOHT- 7
 There is a great deal of true relg- N-turr," soiemn!y remarkel d vouuE clergyman whiie caliing upon q lady if his congregation the other egsa ag.
 sIlore is. indeed" was the quiet y.
 We should never forget that there sermon in every blade Of grass" 0.dte true. We snoud also re- 4 n3er while we are about it that ia cut very short at this season of ..- resr."
 r0lite grocer (balancing can of s ches on his hanD "Aly dear lai2, did you know that we really ov nothing about canning fr'it and <e,tOles until the ruins of Ponpeii ere uuco cred, and splcndiI speci- us were recovered, canned over lty centuries agU?'
 appish lady customer-"No. l l'L know it. Bit did know that .r canned gooIs were very o,d.
 loug before you will have your from, D,pa,afi xvrrL-..I ,,f
 Judge" sail the attorney who was FFo outing a case in Nevada for the
 ie. ''l ask yOu to remembe.' that is he seventh time the plaintiff ..s cen shot at within a year."
 "A m-just so. In the other six - he was fired at, in every instlncc, rv eope to whom Ee had sold Union dc stock. What was the motive
 case?'
 well--well, it was the same.
 Honor."
 -a-eXactly. Well, I find the 9ner not guilty, as usual!' II,GH 1 - sWS.
 Yaco lady advertised for serv- aai d colored woman put in an f rancc. Her first question was:
 lEs ytr got any chiliunsp"
 70. I've got no children. Why M lu ask?h
 lase if you haint got no chillun
 a. gwiuIer stay wid yer"
 hat have children to do with your we ]"
 ton't wanter stay in no house d.rs no chilluns, becase den 4.b0er any dishes am broke hit slways laid on de servant and tuck en her wages. "-1t1as sttttngs. -es said the Honest Farmer. T there are people what always
 hs big apples at the top of tho s-- bus don't"
 hats right" exclaimed the dea- l tmiringly. "l have always tried eonvince folks that that sort O ... 70 don't pay in the long run" .' they'd go to the city once in a they'd learn something. 1 al- 'r aLs my big apples at the bottom
 8ar'l."
 .aa's the way"
 ss; you see people has got so sus-
 ihat they most always open lc' at the bottom nowadays. "- - .se'1hid Cal.