Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1887-10-07

Tommy. .'Can. 90. IN s,esrlv in
the morning
i"Nii'", rH''e, ~" prN mas hHu
her oee'h NE" WI. .'"'n"7' ana So
u N rNIoE''r a'' '' '9' Sni''' ~ a
u h'"' "penihE'
truce 'e'r9'' ~ 'e'N F"''''''' now
VI 'ieece' SN ''e yes III
~ '-"'' COW 0'i 49, - N'"" "
"i'ec -u P"''' 49, ere
\ woman a' a " Ger concert - New |
n"A was "'''c' uN ct ehi"''onN'
y" '"7 "'"' III
~ ny
\ New II mp-h'r rditnr recently put
amt, p.r-, ,,p .'',1,.
Bishop lost so ii 1rr-. lost Friday, in
a corn cutter"
Rev DR. Hpob, ., BI-t 10 says that the
millennium NIll D. luI mkt year. 1t
wlll mold off howe .... uuii the tan end
81 Tue deh"c''.lc '''crN-'ol mas disap-
Pe"'e" up 0"' NV avenue
In grammatical .,.- ball what position
does the comma huuY snort stop
II have hllle ORNAMENTAL Work
should Ike to sub nt," sud The Carved
Design t. the Corn, ,,an temple
l'"hAs' IeP'i'' tne ehPle' out
''e pressure uP'" "'' O'lu MS Is ~
Sir"' ,""' We 9"'''' nave =" 'ecHhe your
Ohei'
| BlubsOn: You rpVer saw such a de-
'o'e.i '"'ne' 's !'u '"P9eN' ne just sWears
ny MS on'''''eu'
rop'nJ " no" "I"ertnV lroll DIGS
ny lie Ju'u swear ~ MS
! Dumpsey: Jones, what is there AS
hard to pass as p ulged silver dollar ?"
Jones; Give it up"
Duhpsey' "A ""4 hght''
Never look a Gift cigar in The ash
Isn,t if cnrious nuy fast a ranbit can
RIM ON four game l.,sy
Mrs. Lauu,ry declares that she is pas-
sionste,y fond of farming. So are most
people who don't have to do it.
churcn regularly' y Rurl,nyt,n woman
replied thai she did il 70 keen people
awake.
great man , Brcanse vou ca seldom make
| her ont
~ - s"iu 'na' rIoO'nu9 was MOI "eaneu
uii'ii nc was eiS"' years oiu III 'noSe
u"Ss paoie9 were noC III Sucn V'frloie
hurry " EeV 'l'o s'o'e c'o'hes anu wear
0"ne''
| Ner'nott schooi teacher' VINO sent Out
ieq''eSU W parenuS tuat .nes snoulu
epecHS III Wl"i"S 'ne Pilhcipa' letuins vi
Vneir cn'iuIen' recei'eu Tue lolio"ins
teise lePiS from one neau VI laih'lS :
how is Mavne Reid
,,
~ hi"u never He's 'o' o'u " learn "
'ii"i-e 4" 'o'' VI niiiSeii'
Kind Of rough on party-a crash
towel
Now is the cheerful time when a man
,l,,,,,o., iuto ~ l,.t ,yin+or,s o,,a,coo+
p'""E7oa i-ito i'9 a. "in''. e "'s' 60
some sharp morning, only 10 ma TOUR
buttons ilretrievably gone.
A Connecticut man has discovered nor
.at,,oI ,,,a,io, Ia ,,.ns ,rI,i,,,, 80 ,aa,1 .
petual MOTION lie was Trying W ieau d
large calf, DIT the time, with the rope
wound around his wrist
1,,t,,o.. ..yvho oro +b, ,ooai,,, ,,,,.. j.,
i"'nei Nv ais 'n0 ..""'Hs men III
your class at college, rom -
Tom; Lets see There is Ed Fender,
can curve ball around two posts Tom
Smith. can kick nine feet and two inches
bigb and ANDY Jordon can throw any
niHn GU 1N"uS oo.''' 1''n wv" o.
man III The university oar class IS gong
to make brilliant record, father"
,,.,..,.,, s.o,,, Do. t,,4 or.o,.,+
customer from loru heht' aiter at'eh,
tive study OF photograph OF the torso OF
the Vatican, hanging in Dr. IS Office
"Ah one of vour recent oDerations. dog
-,
'or
Mile. Sirrid Arnoldson. the new SWed
= isb niobtinoaIe racentlv rava =. concert -,
. par,,o', orI tba nsharren 90 tolkan n,
'e' se'' "u' WV 49,, " 't,l
thelr appreclatloh' presented her win
5O-foot whale. 1t WAS lifted over the foot
lights with a derrick. Big thing.
1 \ girl at Bar Harbor being told by at