The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-10-13
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The Esslishmsss ismeSi Thistle
never "a. soni yea tsos
The rfctobsf ofleu tell. you thai you
shonld nsur ior lore. AID ysi be olisn
msnses iaf mDaeT.
-cursossi. sseugh the msn sbo .
assys 10 pickle aosst preserve bis
temper worth cepi
Ieass psrcui Whist IL thai besri
DID you liei year ieaehsfY rsrss 500
'sY-. ba, be began II
Ma Lans,ry declares shs, che u pss-
..ats,oiy fond Of farming. No are mosi
people ~ha lopl have u 10 do.
Mike, dia you ever catch irossf
'Ys, .or. WHIST aid yoa bait wi,hf
,'Bsis en- allA ahtiek. sotf
Tte single eye-Klsss IL worn by The
dn1s Tie iheofy u thai be can zee more
slil one ~ ihss be can comprehend.
AZ llliuem farmer has attached
chBru 10 tlt saigon ID sncb way ihsi Vie
mo-, uehi % tie ssson ehurns bis milk,
NbsB asked uhy sbe took Der baby 10
ebaieb regularly, Isarlioston ~omsn re-
plisa lhai .bs dad u too keep people
swaf
III women vote The only way 10 get
them interested would be 70 hide the fall
ssa ~in,er iasbien plates until after cleo
iion Day
"A fashion leader 10 New York has bad
Der teeth filled with diamonds, aud 80
ciely reporter allaies TO her smile as q
btiilisst opening
30 no." said the cucumber 10 The
musk melon. you cantelope with me. j
am quite capable Of carrying on business
alone and unsided.
a Connecticut man has discovered
perpetual motion. He vi. trying 10 lead
q large calf. al the time, with the rope
~onpd around his wrist
"A girl At Bar Harbor being told by an
old bostman to keep her boat we'll trim
med weo, TO work aud sewed two silk
foupces around the gunwsles.
"A Boston barber retired after sixty |
years Of service, and while be was packing |
his hit he remarked that he was tired to
death Of hearing so much silly talk from
the customers.
Alarmed pedestrian (pieking up
painter al the foot Of ladder = My poor
man, are you hurt much5 Painter Only
three ribs broken, Bu. weat down with
eolors flying, didn't II
--"Johu," said the wife OF baseball
umpire. Tommy has been very bad
little boy today lis that so1" be re
Piled, absent mindedly. "Well, III fine
him twenty five dollars.
The bald beaded men bave the conso-
lation OF knowing that their affection IL
more prevalent among the educated and
intellectual than anon the ignorant But
the flies &c, there jus, the same.
--cashitr's wife (readng) The advan-
tsges OF paper are 10 its lack Of bulk. A
man could easily carry $40, 5000 II in
$40, 600 bank bills. Cashier (meditatiye-
lyl Well, we'll never thought Of it,
How old are you, my SOM" asked 40
old gentleman OF tot who was celebrat-
ing his birthday. Il sm four was the
reply. "anj I'm mighty glad OF it; was
getting very tired Of being three all the
time
win You please insert this obituary
notice7' asked an old gentleman OF an
editor II make bold to ask 1t because
the deceased had great many friends
about here who'd be glad to hear Of his
death.
This ia the composition a new teacher
had the pleasure OF hearing read 10 q
school moi far from Concord. Going to
school Il like to go 10 school when we
have a good teacher. don't like to go to
school this term
The Rutland Herald tells OF young
lady who was thrown from her carriage ON
Der head. just Why any Rntland girl is
allo vel to roam arouai with a carfiire on
her head We can't understand. las
mighty dangerous practice.
"A pafsonville man bought ,ome
cheese the other day add put it ia mouse
lrsy. A. the trap could not be found the
next morDiag IL Was supposed that the
cheese 60, away with it, Some kinds o!
cheese ATE capable OF iust such tricks.
The language Of the predi 'tious 81 the
signal service bnresu should be made
more explicit, What We need. instesd o
falling barometer aud local rains, 10
like ''likely to shower; be pnrt
md take your umbrella; get pair OF
rubbers.
Wife docking over the bilD DO you
my dear, how many brook
'rou, you caught on your tising trip last
Saturday. Husband There were Iasi
Iweniy 81 them; all besniiesl Why
wiie--Tbe dealer made o mistake. Il,
only charges Tor half dozen,
Where do you get this breadr' asked
iastiiious man Of one OF the dsrki.s VII,
peddied chicken sandwiches 10 front 81
The Mon mouth Park race track. "Atfe
bakers, sab. replied the msn in esiden'
alarm; ''but 60 de Lawd's sake don't Al
ne where gets de cbickubs
-''Sn. ,sid Giliy boat. fnriously, IL
hear ibs, Yen have been spreading a re.