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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

Ca0-2tl +. I. lizard has returned from
-.- -srCa IN New Mexico, and Captain J..
? Es-rold is Just back from his ranch IN
s---.- county Both bring good reports
= ID. condition Of live stock.
r.. D-9vers' Journal thinks that the
--q-s-t for American beef in England has
hen seriously disturbed by the unneces-
zs-v fuss made BY certain parties II re-
"a u alleged cattle diseases.
During the hrs. aalf Of the present
s--.ler season nearly 100000 hogs
w.. received IL Chicago, OF which f54,-
were reshipped alive. The packing
f t1e four months was l,QlG,552 hogs.
r-. ". B. Ts-ve- OF Margaret, Harde-
nan county, says me late rains have been
-s-e-a. al over the northwest portion OF
8. 1,a-g. Stock e ell kinds are in fine TX
Eartemun, &n1 Tanchmen aaTe
sex = good many years to find 3
.aas Will 60 for comparison with
resent
r.. chicago, Burlington and Quincy
"a heads the list Of the railroads
---.-.g Chicago q live stock handled.
A----..-u9 ~ '--- 49,
: receipts and sa.P'Aeh.s ~ the mon
--l Yards IoI l-5 -'oL'D " - uhe' I--4s
--1 handled ',-y.. -s---t' y A--e Us Cos
81 mpe.-.o.' .le l;oaSo al" 81. non. .s-
--
-.-,-. ~. .-,, u. rr,.
1900 'l ~. - 49,. 49,, 80 - 80, ~ -
go - = 4-
a- ' -, -. l-.--,. -
g ~
-. -, -" -
-.' ~" P--, - y -I ~ 80
-. -, +,,t-.l5,t,a-. -, -
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.,.. Son, r7,r. General Two tool
~ nc 5-r.orSo5 49,
-, 49,, NJ. D C-lrIf-l'
- -, ~. -. ~ 80,
-r..--;l--s IN - 9ttl,.+be sbin-
80 80. .7-o5,, ,ools 81 co+tIa ,r5i,1
a. psr.-. ~ TavorT-oro t5anre
o,,ts ,..-s.,.es nd Tayss ~
~. ans ~ ~ T5irego Tho
~,l. 1-.-,~sss .sTI ,ravos
LII, Z, ~ Har5 asa T7e7iun7 i'm
...-.-,- Ia. zta.r- y, co.-arn markets
~ an t.,T-eg1er, The 1oo~a com
-...-1 a., .,.rr.ar f5r SINNERS
r.- D r5---a-f ,,oas ont tho Tay-es
~. 1sr.4rs a.. fsr VS. s. Rqraer +his
.--.--.~-- - T-of- sytar hrr;-7o SOM hos
ma sz-fr- nrvrrs rom an 7,a7ts
rg,,,-r a~a cr1i1~ - in
Tee t-fs season p5g
-,-,s fl, -o-s inv. ts4+e,f,,o, ,,,,,,1osos
o. c--r 80. or. ~. 80 III. 80
- -.-- 20 uartieS I'm Dmang. which raes
{. -.F hat there are great possibilities
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07
Wool Shipment.

81 IA 20 the Gazette.
LA.aAsAs, TEX, July "a prominent
a-l 1e-e viii ship in one solid lot 500.
POUNDS OF wool TO an eastern market.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07
Yellow Fever.

KEY WEST, FLA, July 6.-There have
been i've new cases Of yellow fever since
yesterday but no deaths.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

Melancthon TO the SWsbian reformer,
Lachmsnn, have been found in an old
desk in g school at Hilbronn.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07
Germany,

HISTORICAL LETTERS.
BERLIN, July 1.-TWO unpublished let
tiers from Luther to BTeQ1 and i've from
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

anu GaH1H III gUUu part UY the MUS.
Colonel Mills arose to reply at nesrl5(1
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07
store

Forney Bay at 30 Gents Bale,
New crop, at ". F. Patterson's feed
storea
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

Forney Hay at 90 Gents Bale,
New crop, st ". !. Pstterson's feed
stores
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

ton says there is good ground for 3 ,lieV-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

-~.~~N.s 40 A1oU UUVUIuzGy Uuu pUWUIIU
uterine tonic and reaGNtor rdapted to |
ha lets
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

NEW YORK, July 6.-The assignee of
John SIade & Co. dry goods commission
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

point. "AE SUNDAY SCHOOL," SAID he,
"they told story OF little. boy that
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

sure MS only RmOitiO.
to redeem the militar
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

..- n. D.. Powell goes out the Texas
-- 1scl1c g, far west IS Ranger this
morning to lock after buying some hogs.
svs thst swine buyers from all parts
-4 country are going 10 in
SIS Texas tlis season. Big
-- crops always create
-11d for logs f0r fattening purposes
s-t corn crops are the rule this year
III. Dwell not long since shipped 9 lot
Il logs 20 parties in 0mahs, which goes
. -T nat there are great possibilities
Ills branch cf business for Texas
--sr
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

During the 1rs. hsn Of the present
SINNER season nearly l,byy,OJO hogs
~ received il Chicago, OF which i5+,-
were reshipped alive. The packing
~ ne four months was l,QlGI3G2 hogs.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07
LIVE STOCK NOTES.
The Owners of The Moon Ranch in
the Panhandle Divide Their
Land and Cattle.
views Of a Big Feeder-Hogs in Demand as
+. Result Of Good Crops-PersOnaI
and General Notes.

Caa-a.u Z. Z. lizard has returned from
-.- rarca in New Mexico, and Captain J..
? Es-co,d Is Just back from his ranch IN
A-- county. Both bring good reports
sr. condition OF live stock.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-07-07

r.. D-overs' Journal tanks that the
-~q-s.t Tor American beef in England has
been seriously disturbed by the unneces-
say 5Uss made by certain parties II re
49, u alleged cattle diseases.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16
me-. Beechsr on Dancing.

Henry Ward Bsecher In Brook lyn Magazine.
People ask me frequently, DO you think
that there IL any harm In dsncingH" No !
do not There IL much good In It "Doyou,
then, object to dancing parties p No; in
themselves l do not but whore unknit
youth, unripe muscle, unsettled and unhard-
sned nerves, are put through An excess OF
Excitement treated with stimulsnts, fed
irregularly and with unwhOlesOme food,
surrounded with gayety which II excessive,
aud which u protracted through hours when
they should bs asleep ! object, not because
OF the dancing, but because OF the dissipa.
ton. II 10 taking the time that uuqusstiou-
ably WAS intended tor sleep, ana spending It
In the highest state Of exhilaratiOn and OK.
element The harm il not In the dancing
itself for II they danced - do the pea ants,
In the open sir, upon the grass under the
trees, and In the day, 1t might be commended,
not o. virtuOus, but still n belonging to those
negative things that may be beautiful. But
the wssssil In the night the wssleiuiness-I
will not say Ot precious hours, for hours are
not half 80 precious ~ nerves sre--the dissi.
patton, continued night after night, and
week after week through the whole season,
1t IL this deprecate as eating out the very
life sm not superstitiOus of ObservsnceA
but am always thankful that there are forty
days OF Lent In the year, when folks can rest
from their debauches and dissipsi ions
when no round OF excessive excitement III
the pursuit OF pleasure 10 permitted 70 come
In aud ruin the health and cripple the natural
powers OF the young.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16
BROILEn SHAD,
Read This You Want to Know the Plope
Way to Cook II.

Read This You Want to Know the Proper
Way TO Cook II.
From the Country Gentleman.
This IL perhaps the best Of many delight.
full ways In which this fish can be served.
Have fish OF medium size cleaned and split
down the back lay on large HAT meat plat.
ter, In marinade composed of one table,
spoonful of table oil, one OF vinegar, and Q
little salt and pepper. Leave 1t In this tor
An hour, turning It occasionally. Rub the
bars OF double gridiron with beef suet to
prevent sticking, lay the fish on and broil
slowly doing the inside first Turn fire..
quently, and vindicste your right to the title
Of skillful cook, by sending 1t to table free
from the slightest suspicion of scorch or
burn. 1t will take from eight to fifteen min.
utss, according to the size OF the tish. When
the bone let's loose from the flesh easily IL 10 an
infallible sign that the cooking Ii completed.
Two or three minutes more and 1t will be too
much dried. Remove at once to hot dish
while you prepare some mditre d'hOtel but
ter. Rub an ounce OF cold butter with Q
tablespoonful OF lemon juice, and salt and
pepper Lift the vertebIa aud spread this
to lot the sauce permeats.
The roe should 10 tried separately and
spread with nome Of the butter In like man,
nsr, but II you are wise you will buy Q male
much inner flavor. A most delicate sauce
for broiisd shsd 10 made by frying the melt
and mashing them with the maitre d'hotel
butter before spreading over the tish. Hsrv,
with this . dish OF tender and delicious q
peragus
You may also bake your shad with very
satistactOry result Stuff 1t with drsssini
of bread crumbs, seasoned with butter, sal
| and pepper and moistened with gravy o.
stock. Sew up and lay In Q dripping pan
| having first tied several thin slices OF TAT sal
pork ON both upper and under surface b!
winding them ABOUT with pack thread
Raste with butter and water and bake fr0.i
| i0rty.five minutes to an hour. Test with
fork gently In the thickest part 70 seo u th'
| flesh lets loose from the bona Tfansier TO
hot dish while you add 70 the gravy " n.
pan taasp00ntul OF enchovy aauces ~ 1uiol
J 0ouS vo1 vi1h eold Vassi. DeU up we'll ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16

Louis fIAss fsaiI Club.
The season ~ 1857 will be memorable one
In the history Of baso ball, and It will make
definitely the relations that the two associa.
ton bear 70 ono another. When the 1T.
Louis Association club beat the Chicago's At
the end Of the season Of 1856, II was vigorously
asserted by the enthusiasts for the younger
association that the Le,gue was fail Ing into
the sore and yellow leaf. The Chicago club
however, opens The season with Q victory
over their successful rivals Of October, 1885,
and promise to gain their ascendancy. David
L. Foutz, the pitcher OF the 81 Louis club,
was born about twenty.seven years ago In
Baltimore, Nd, and first played hall with
the Wsverly club Of that city. He first
played fret base but gradually found bis
iorte was IA the pitchers box. He went
West and played at Denver, Col, where he
filled the position of pitcher with the Denver
Browns In 1879. From Denver he went to
Leadville, playing with the Leadville Blues
when they won the state championship
in 1882 In lss3 Foutz went to Bay City,
Mich, and there became known o. one Of
the best pitchers In the Nor hwestern League
He remained in Bay City until 1884, when
Won Der Abe purchased his release, and he
has played with the 81. Louis Browns sinos.
He alternates with Carutherr, and in 1886
ranked third In the number Of base hits
made of him. On April II, 1885, he shut out
the 81 Louis Maroons for one safe hit, and
on July, 2s, 1886, retired the Baltimore club
with the same record. The new rrles affects
him but little, and in the opening game with
the Chicsgos he showed his mastery of them.
He In speedy pitcher, has all the curves,
drops and shoots, and wonderful command
OF the ball He IL also considered IN excel.
lent batsmau and all around player.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16

al am Baptist minister. and before ! ever
thought of being o clergyman l graduated In
medicine. but left 9 lucrative prscttce for my
present profession. forty years ago. l was 10.
Eciectrio on cured me- was also troubled with
hOarseness, and Thomas Eclectrto on elwsyp
relieved mS. Ny wife and child had diphthern
and TKoniGt Ecircirio on cured them. and u
taken in time It win cure seven times out g ssn:
am confident II IL y cure for the most 0Oet1nan
cold or cough snd q any one ~ & s1ts :nd Ss zen
place the end Of the spoon in one noctri. sna
draw the Os! out OF the spoon int1 ne ne nS1 ~
over into the throat and prscssce ~ VIZ WicS
week. don't oars bow onsnsivS M Uns1 sa, ,hair ~.
ry tarSyh FOR deafness and earsche. II has done
Wonders 10 my certain knowledge. ~ y the only
msdicine dubbed patent medicine that have
ever felt like Recommending. and am very Anx;
would not b Without u IN my holss for any
oonsideTstion. ] am nov sunertng With paih
relieves me ike 1Aeiaay 1sleskte 0A" ID. =
ST; :: Sssi.aS os:s.:., s:,ss.. " "a
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16

The Handsome and wealthy Pre- sIdent OF the
baltimore 4 Ohio Haiiroad.
Robert Garrett, the president OF the Bslti.
more 4 Ohio railroad, is the son of the late J.
W.Gsrrett, who preceded him In the manage
ment Of that great trunk line. The Balli
more X Ohio was built to draw the western
trade to Baltimore. This trade was diverted
from the Monumental City by the building
OF the great canals. Philadei phia and New
York were receiving the lions share of the
traffic. The first meeting to further the pro-
ject was called in 1877 ard the road was
opened to Wheeing in 1858. The first stone
was laid In lS2S by Charles Carroll, one of
the signers OF the Declaration OF Iudepend.
ence. The house OF Robert Garrett Il
Sons was founded in lSi9 and was originally
= wholesale grocery house Here ]. W. Gar
rett received mis- commercial education.
When the Baltimore Il Ohio had reached
Wheeling its finances were in deplorsble
bought largely OF the bonds. which were
offered at low rates This marks the first
connection of the Garrett family with the
railroad. J. w. Garrett WAS made president
OF the road 10 1858. Since then the stock has
sold at the enormous price OF S225 per share.
The house OF Garrett Il Sons still exists As Q
bank king establishment under the manage.
ment OF T. Harrison Garrett Robert Garrett
at the time OF his election 10 the presidency OF
tne road ,s wa. thirty hi y.ssven years OF age. He
spent several years in Europe. he has made
rAtlroading . special study, and served ~
third vice president OF the road, he was pro-
moted to the first vice presidency aud during
the illness, that terminated In the death OF
his father, WAS practically At the head of the
great corporation. The Baltimore Il Ohio has
extensive Western connections and IL contin.
ually extending its lineA The stock Is held
by private persons, and 1t Is extremely rare
that any OF 1t is offered for sale The Balti.
more Il Ohio ToloRr8ph OOmpanv the Onlv
rival OF the Western Union, Is = conception Of
Robert Garrett He is connected with Q
number OF banks and other tinsncial institu-
tions He Is OF robust physique which en-.
sbes him to perform the irksome duties of
his office without physical injury to himself.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16

send 70 table In .boaa serve q sa,sd oe
wseercrsssss with thiA
Many spicurse prise boiled shsd verv
n,ieniy. The hsh 70 b boiled should b
ntted to its shape Lay q oncS In .slted
boiling water, and cook forty ave m,nutss.
Unwrap and lay upon . hot dian. Pour oves
y cupiui of drawn butter in which have
boiled esgA little parsley and lemon iu,ca %Is
Garnish the hsh prettily with rin9s Si ths
whites Of the hard. boiled sgss, with q spris
Of parsley in esch, and sltsrnaled with aiicss
A fried shad, II done properly, IL N deli.
cate that except for the fsct that II cannot
shOw the marks OF the gridiron, IL would DO
difficult 70 tell that IL had not been broiled.
Cut each side into pieces about four inches
long sprinkle with salt and paper, roll In
ping The iat must be very hot when the
fish 10 laid In, and II 10 not necessary 70 i'm.
merse IL In boiling dripping. II ID just -
nice sduteed, using only enough fat 70 keep
IL from sticking. Serve with . cucumber
DO not imagine that you have exhausted
tne Possibilities OF shad until you have tried
croquettes made Of the roe Parboil this and
RUG into loose, Rranulated mass add one
U, ICuHn s the Quantity Of mashed potatoes, gill
and and for seasoning. chopped parsley, pepper,
salt ana half tesspoonful OF auchovy paste
Pnt these Ingredients In . saucepan and stir
we'll until hot When almost cold, make
Into short crumbs, dip in beaten egg, roll
again in the crumbs and fry 70 : nice brown.
Another dainty dish IL made from the roe
IN the form of . scollop. Boil II In water
with little vinegar added. Drain and break
It up with the back Of q spoon pound the
yelks OF three hard boiled eggs TO Q powder,
and moisten them gradually with halt pint
OF drawn butter, season with half teaspoon.
ful OF anchovy, minced parsley, lemon Juice,
and salt and pepper, and lastly add the roe.
Butter bake Dish or small scallop shells,
strew thickly with crumbs pour in the
mixture and sprinkle thickly with fine
crumbs. Stuck bits of butter over the top
and bake covered, until It begins TO hubble,
then remove the cover aud brown quickly
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16
Objections 70 X nee Brt echss


Your paper recently contained an article
which almost proved that trousers are
doomed, aud that short clothes will come In
again. Much has been said on this subject
but the utilitsrisn view IL the one which will
prevail ! have thoroughly tested the small
clothes during several years. wear, aud think
1 can safely predict that they will just stay
where they are-on the legs OF athletics and Q
few pedestrians, and simply because they be-
long there and nowhere else. On the bicycle
trousers flap aud blow into the spOkes when
there is much wind. They draw over the
knees little also. They are in the way and
draw = little In BASEBALL and tennis
Short breeches makes necessary the use
OF long and rather heavy stockings Every
wearer Of them knows that It will never do
In their stead to wear thin, light -colored cot.
ton or isle. thread, or silk stock ings OF such
material ~ 10 most agreeable In all moderate
weather, when trousers are worn. These
and, with perfect cleanliness mus. be fire..
quently changed, a. they are much exposed
10 dust and dirt These same stockings must
be supported, and here comes decidedly
difficult problem to solve. One uses gsrters
above the knee, another garteIs them below
the knee; another pins them to the breeches
leg another suspends them from the shOul
der another from the waist, aud each way
has few advocates and many opponents to
whom It H. utterly intolerable With the
ooos b0toAO Aou0 OA ouskOuoiOu tuoio -
stiffness about the knee and an amount OF
complication which Q troaser man never
knows, and would never submit 10. The
time and trouble required to put on stock
ings, with their supporters, then breeches
and shoes, IL matter OF some importance to
our hurried modern man, and compares very
unfsvorabiy with tho brief process which ob.
tains with ordinary street or business dresA
Trousers are more simple ~ garments,
lOoser and freer shout the legs and body, and
cover the shrunkeu calf, or spindle shank.
As . rule men will never pad thin legs. 1t
would he tho much trouble, and would cause
An amount OF ridicule which the average man
would not provoke. A mon are now con-
sfructed there are 30 many skinny legs and
crooked ones that breschss ami stock inRs will
never be permitted to drive out the trouser
lfany one doubts this let him observe for Q
day or two, on the avenues at the theatres,
ant In society, the young men, swells and
dudes, and the fact will be plainly apparent
that the rich and weil.dressed men number q
large percentage of scrawny and at'enu ated
legs In tbr ranks. These are the very men
who must Introduce such radical change In
fashion II 1t In to bs done.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16

Are you disturbed at night and broken of your
rest BY . sick child suffering and crying with
the excruciating pain OF cutting teeth II 80.
60 At once and get bottle OF MRS. WINSLOW's
300 THING SYkUP 1t will relieve the poor
little suffer Immediately depend upon It there
ID no mistake about It, There 10 not Q mother
on ealth who has ever used It, who will not tall
you at once that It will regulate the bowels, ana
give rest to the mother. aud relief and health to
the child, operating like magic. 1t u perfectly
safe to use in all cases. ana pleasant to the TASTE
and Is the prescription Of one OF the Oldest ana
best female physicians ana nursss in the United
ststss. Sold everyw where. q osnts bottle.
may8l-lyd6W
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16
lkECULUA UF HIsTOkE.
The s,guihcsncs Of the Centennial OF Frs"kiin
and MsrshAu College.

Tho StE0thCnnCo Of the C0Otennbol o. fronkIu
and MsrshAu College.
There are many signs that the approaching
centennial 10 beginning to excite no smell
degree of popular interest throughout the
church and state. In the April number OF
the Reformed Church Quarterly, Rev. +. X.
Levsn, A. NJ, OF Wilkesbsrre, Pa writes ~
follows on the subject:
The centennial OF franklin and Marshall
college carries with itself atn ,ulum of his
tory, peculiar, Interesting and significant II
10 not, - II cannot be, just like the history Of
any other college, TAX on for an equal number
OF yeara 1t has prominent chsrsctsristios,
altogether its own. There IL food Tor the
im.sinstion In It. origin; dsvsicpmsn: and md
intellectual lite OF the people, whose child II
In runs through its whole oourse-s fact
which the onward fiO~ OF time will only
make the more clear. And there underlie It
conditions and meanings, not simply OF ls'ge
also OF far reaching importance to the state,
and In measure, tn the nation.
To bring the whole Instter, then, properly
70 view, let US notice how It 10 In truth cen.
tsnnisl which We are called upon to cole
brata
Franklin college, the older half OF the pres.
ont institiOn, was chartered, aud ~ degree,
endowed, by the legislature OF PennsylvaniA
In the year 1877. This charter with rights
never lapssd. A good beginning was made
college moved for ward In time, II not up.
WarG In standing, always literary institution
with hopes for the future, until the period ol
It, consolidation with . kindred college Oi
established reputation. A third Ot century
PrecedinG this event. wheo abOut 1910 20 the
Reformed and Lutheran synOds earnestly
bessn tO consider tho estahlishnent OF theO
logical seminsriea, II entered - Q dednih
element into their discussions and neRotia
ttons; and the Dateh Reformed synod made
tho existence OF this college and it, peculiar
relation " the choeches OF the two syuOdl
usmad, IN objection 70 oo-OperatiOn In thu
seminary matter with their German brethren
1t stood there . felt tact, full OF possibilitie,
then, - at first; but the day OF its oularge
ment had not yet coma Marshall COLLEGE
the younger bali, was founded IN 1885, .
Msrcsrsburgs, Pa lts vigorous history il l,
the recollection Of the generation yet liyins
The union OF the two. when the younscf
bringing with 1t students, tacnlty aud rsDu
tstiOn, moved 70 the home OF the older. snS
the two became one, though the act suthoris
ing the union was pasasd in 1850 BY the Ieeia
lsiure, took place In the spring OF 1853. w,
have thus three distinct dates In the hjstov,
OF the college - II now etandA The mos'
Yecsnt from the consolidation, exteudinl
forward for 0 full third OF Q century u
sao0nd, from the founding Of Msrshall coilsg
ls35, ntly. two ysaSs; and the third, nom Is
0saahliakmeut OF franklin ecilsGo IN l7o1
~ husesed ysasss soundiag ~ eeoensy
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16
In . DOntisi's ONCE.

From Harper's Bazaar.
Nervous patient Tin dentists chair OWN
II hurt much, doctor?
Dentist (reassuringly)-I'll guarantee Il
won't hurt . Bit
Nervous patient (not convinced) - But
what II 1t should, doctor? What would your
guarantee amount to?
Dentist (evldently sure OF himself)- )-If
nurt you, my dear cir, I'll pull every tooth
In your head, and 1t won't cost you Q cent
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-16

rom INC AtlAnuA COhsti uttOn
Charles Porter v ss police sergeant at Fort
Delaware, aud for his ally ways In catching
up with the boys was called "Old Fox"
When the news Of Lees surrender reached
the fort great was the rejoicing among the
FederAla. Old Fox came In IN tell the new Q
aud sell the newspapers containing the &C.
count =" Now" he said. "poys," (FOx was
Dutchmsn), "you viii ali soon 20 home,
an veil all pc frients You'll pc eoot Is We
iA Ven pc ROOt - you IL, and Nv tam, de
niger viii pc - goot a. bote OF ua"