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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1887-04-15
SOMEWHERE.


Somewhere the wind is blowing,
thought as toiled along
In the burning heat of the noontide,
And the fancy made me strong.
Yes, somewhere the wind is blowing,
Though here where gasp and sigh
Not breath of air is stirring,
Not cloud in the burning sky.
Somewhere the thing we long for
Exists on the earth's wide bound,
Somewhere the sun is shining
When winter nips the ground,
Somewhere the flowers are springing,
Somewhere the corn is brown
And ready unto the harvest
To feed the hungry town.
Somewhere the twilight gathers,
And weary men lay by
The burden Of the daytime,
And wrapped in slumber lie.
Somewhere the day is breaking,
And gloom and da lIness fee;
Though storms our bark are tossing.
There's somewhere a placid sea.
And thus, thought, tits always,
In this mysterious life,
There's always gIadness somewhere
In spite of its pain and strife;
And somewhere the sin and sorrow
or earth are known no more,
Somewhere our weary spirits
Shall find a peaceful shore.
Somewhere the things that try US
Shall all have passed away,
And doubt and fear no longer
Impede the perfect day.
o brother, though the darkness
Around thy soul be cast,
The earth is rolling sunward
And light shall come at last.
Alfred CapeJ Shal0, in Good Words.
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A New Medical Wrinkle.

A rather impecunious party met .
friend who was sporting a new suit of
clothes.
''Hellow exclaimed the former,
"where did you get those new clothes?"
'Hush, it's secret. I'll tell it to
you if you'll promise not to give it
away"
an promise.
You know there is a new doctor in
town."
yes
swell, / sit in his waiting-room two
hours every morning to make the pub
lie believe he has got Q patient, -
dexas SUifinQs.
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PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Henry Ward Beecher once took in.
door exercise by shoveling from one
end of his cellar to The other load Of
sand which he had put there for tbs
purpose.
Theodore Thomas walks ten miles
every day, and the Boston Herald
thinks that this gives his legs about
the same amount of exercise that
Wagner overture gives his arms.
The Duke of Westminster has
promised to give $4,000 year during
the remainder of his life for the build
ing of new churches. He is now sixty
years old.
Colonel Freeman Thorpe's old por.
trait of President Garfield has been
purchased by the State of Ohio for $500
1t is considered the best picture of
Garfield extant.
The histrionic taste of Charles
Dickens is exhibited in mild form by
his granddaughter, Miss Ethel Dick
ems, who has opened type-writing Of
fee for the copying of prompt-books
and parts.
Mrs. Stephen B. Elkins recently
presented a library consisting of $500
worth of books to the town of Davis,
W. Va, on condition that the citizens
should furnish the room, which was
promptly done. N z Sun.
w. D. MONTE, of Louisville, has
been superintendent of a Methodist
Sunday-school for thirty years, and in
all that time has been absent only five
Sundays. During the last twenty years
he has been absent but one Sunday.
Preston H. Leslie, of Kentucky, re-
Gently appointed Governor of Montana,
was an orphan, driving cart at four
teen, at fifteen ferryman, afterward
farm laborer, and at twenty-five a
lawyer. He was elected State Senator
and afterward Governor of kentucky.
Robert Browning SAYS of his crit
les: 81 have had too long an expert
ence of the inability of the human
goose to do other than cackle when
benevolent and hiss when malicious,
and no amount of goose criticism shall
make me lift heel against what wad-
dies behind it."
Frances Hodgson Burnett began
her literary career at fourteen. Her
first two sketches were printed in
Godey's Ladys Book, for which she re-
ceived $50. She gathered and sold
wild grapes in East Tennessee for
money to buy the. postage stamps
which covered the transmission of her
stories.
After Nine. Missions marriage in
Paris the wedding party drove to a
hotel, where a quiet breakfast was
served. 81 shall not sing any more in
public" said the newly made Countess,
"except" -she hesitated -''well per-
haps once in while for charity" The
Count and Countess intend to live in
London, where they have a superb res
idence. Chicago Herald.
The Shocks family, in England,
from whom Sir Charles Dixie has just
inherited a fortune, affords curious
illustration of the evolution of names.
Originally it was Sevenoaks, and there
are many people in England now who
spell their name Sevenoaks and pro-
nounce it Shocks, just as lots of Amer
leans write their nome Taliaferro and
call it Tolliver. This is the age of
brevity, and Shocks is brief.
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HOME, FARM AND GARDEa.

Sec to the stored fruits and veg
stables.
Where cockroaches are abundant,
sprinkle lime powder.
If you are troubled with slugs or
worms strew SCOT on the soil around
the plants.
If you want sweet, tender, sue
culent vegetables, make your garden
as rich as possible. The yield viii also
be increased by this.
Timothy should be cut early for
dairy purposes. When left till after
the bloom it may be better horse fod-
der, but for mich cows it is INFERIOR
Cincinnati Times.
Philadelphia Pudding. Five we'll
beaten eggs, five tablespoonful of
milk, five of flour, little salt; pour
one quart of boiling milk upon it and
bake fifteen minutes.-Mother's Maya
zine.
Hard Potash Soap. For one ball,
two and one half gallons of water, one
and one-half pounds of scrap grease:
boil until it thickens, set off to cool,
cut out in any shape. This will make
twelve or fifteen pounds of good
soap.
Concerning the black fungus that
appears upon the leaves and fruit Of
the apple soon after the poisoning
season, but little appears to be known.
Some think that the pollen falling
upon the leaves and fruit is the cause.
Home and Farm.
Every Improvement in the garden.
says the Orange County Farmer, re-
duces the demand for the doctor 3
services. Let fruits do away with the
demand for drugs of all kinds, and
excellent vegetables in part replace the
excessive use of animal food
Farmers would find it to their ad-
vantage to corn mutton in weak
brine for home consumption. The
hams can be smoked and used like
dried beef, or they can be boiled. The
corned mutton will be an agreeable
change from sausage and spareribs.
Cream tartar doughnuts: One
egg, one cup of sugar, one
large cup of milk, piece of but
ter not quite so large as an egg, one
teaspoonful soda, two teaspoonfuls
cream of tartar, little salt and ginger.
Flour sufficient to roll out. Fry in hot
lard. Boston Budget.
The supposition that no labor is re-
CURED in Bookkeeping has done more
to cause failure than any thing else. It
requires close attention to grade the
honey, and an experienced bee.keeper
will grow towering plants for his bees
as well as to devote time to the swarm
ing, wintering and strengthening of
the colonies Louis Republican.
Tea Cakes.-One cup of butter,
two of sugar, half cup of milk, in
which has been dissolved one spoonful
of soda, four eggs, we'll beaten, one
nutmeg; flour to make dough just
stiff enough to be handled, in which
has been sifted two spoonfuls of cream
of tartar. Mix the ingredients just as
for pound cake.
OF all the fruits the plum is most
liable to overbear. If it were not for
the curculio to thin it trees would
break down with their excessive loads.
This great fruitfulness is exhaustive of
vitality and requires heavy feeding, es-
pecially with mineral manures. All
kinds of stone fruits need large sup
plies of potash, and it. is very possibly
lack of this mineral that causes plums
to rot i'll seasons when they are over
loaded with a crop that the tree is I'M
able to mature.-N Y. Herald.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1887-04-15

Two young Northern men, one of
them, it is said, member of wealthy
family of this city, had their photo
graphs taken in bar-room in Thomas
vile, Ga, as they were taking drink.
The photographer made extra copies,
and displayed them for sale. One of
the young men heard of this, went to
the photographers gallery, got pos
session of the negative, and broke it.
The photographer had him arrested
and tried for malicious mischief. and
he was convicted and fined.-M T.
SIM.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1887-04-15

1t is the man who talks who lives
the longest. The man who is talked to
dies young. You don't believe itp
Read this and be convinced: ''Stat-
istics show that the average life of a
clergyman is sixty-seven years, and
that Of day laborer thirty-two years.
Boston Traveller,
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HUMOROUS.


We are told that the dude is fast
disappearing. The high collar is doing
the business.
First Rag Picker-"What luck this
morning, Raphael?' Second Rag
Picker" Diavolo! IF found nothing
but wire boostles yet" -NeeO Haven
NeUs.
"A spring poet was found dead in
city last week. The effort to make
"earl crocus'' rhyme with ''only mock
us" proved too much for him.
-'Now, my dear, said mamma to lit
tie Helen, ''baby is going to sleep.
You must keep just as still as little
mouse" ''Well, but, mamma" OBJ
jected Helen, "mice squeak sometimes,
don't they?"
-"Won't you marry me, dear Jen-
nie?" pleaded John Knott, after six
months courtship. "Why, of course,
Knott replied the vixen, and she lost
the only chance of marriage she ever
had, Tor her SmartneSS. Little Giant.
An Indian chief, who was visiting
at Washington at Government ex-
pense, was introduced to Senator
lately who had very bald head. The
chief looked at him some moments with
great interest. Finally he said: "Ugh,
where you fight Indian some timer"
"A Change for the Worse. -Tomp-
kins-"How are you? Oh, say, I will
pay you that bill the next time 1 meet
your Johnson-"You have been say
ing that for months. A little change
would suit me better" Tompkins-
"Oh, well, Til try not to meet you any
more. life.
Poor John Chinaman.-
There was Chinee with queue.
And he could find nothing to Queue;
He begged for some shuise,
But was given bruise,
So he comforted himself with chueue.
Young Hobsonbys Gin Harlem cigar
store)-"Have you the Rosa Perfecto
Casana Victoria cigar ?" Dealer IRE
gretfully)-''N-no, sir; but we have the
Carissima Carambay Los Angeles Ypsi-
lanti brand. :" Young Hobsonby-
"How much are they?" Dealer-"Two
for five. ~ Y Sun
DE Cad-''That little Miss Beach is
a regular little fool" Bagley-"Oh,
no." De Cad-"Yes, she is. Any
girl who will firt is fool" Bagley-
Does she flirt?' De Cad hy,
she fiirted with me all last evening""
Bagley-"Oh, well, then she is fool"
It'd Bits.
A twelve-year-old schoolboy, who
had to be called dozen times in the
morning before he came down to break
fast, was reused from his matin slum-
bers the other day by a loud clap of
thunder, the electric bolt knocking a
big hole in the roof of the house, going
through the ceiling, splitting open the
headboard of the bed, smuggling his hair,
and passing through the floor and out
of the kitchen door. The lad partly
opened his eyes, family murmured:
Eyes. Tn coming" and Immediately
turned over for a fresh snooze.-Nor-
TistolC7e Herald.
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He Would Miss the Train.-Mons.
X, DESTROYS of starting in the morn
ing on an important journey, told his
servant to call him at five o'clock.
The following morning Monsieur
awoke of his own accord and looked
at the clock. 1t was a quarter to five.
Fifteen minutes to five, and that
beastly servant not here yet to wake
me upr' cried Mons. X, furious. Il
shall miss the train, sure as 1 iver-
French Fam IN Texas Sitti7gs.
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"A handsome Young bride was O

"A handsome young bride was OBJ
served to be in deep reflection on the
morning of her wedding day. One of
her bridesmaids observing her in this
brown study, inquired the subject OF
her meditations. 81 was thinking, "
she replied, (which of my old beaux |
would marry in case should become a
widow. "-Terds Sttttngs.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1887-04-15
Court Procedures in Europe.

Twas very much interested in the
mode of procedure in civil trials il
courts on the continent on the occasion
of my visit to Europe. In England
trial is conducted very much like it
in America-the attorneys examine,
cross-exanline and re-examine witness
es at length, and the Judge has very
little to say. On The continent the
witness is examined by the Judge, who
asks all the questions and the lawyers
have nothing to say. Especially is this
true in Germany. France and Austria.
| was much interested in trial that
witnessed at Paris. There were three
judges on the bench. and one of them,
as if endeavoring to bring out all the
facts, Intercepted a witness in very
searching manner. 1t looked odd to
see the lawyers in the case sitting OPP
posite the judges, but saying nothing
| don't think the average American
lawyer could have stood it. At the con-
clusion of the evidence the lawyers car
address the court, and when the yer.
dict is rendered can appeal to a higher
court if they want to.-Cor. 81. Loui
Globe Democrat.
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DO YOUR VERY BEST,
Thorough Cultivation the Only Road tt
Agricultural Success.

Thorough Cultivation the Only Road to
Agricultural Success.
1t is very important with farm work
to do whatever is to be done thorough
ly, and at as near the proper time as
possible. Thorough work in cleaning
up and preparing the soil for the seed;
careful selection of the seed, and prop
er planting; good, continued cultiva-
ton with all cultivated crops; harvest
ing when at the best stage-these are
all necessary in order to realize a
profit.
Ii for any reason we are not able to
do this in the most thorough manner,
we should take pains to do just the
best we can. Slipshod work can not
be made to pay. That in many re-
spects we may not be able to do all
that is necessary to secure the best re-
suits, is hardly valid excuse for 60
ing to the other extreme and allowing
the farm to run itself. The only hope
even for the small farmer who is Just
making start is to do the best he can
at all times, and not farm on the princi-
pie that ''if it is good season, I shall
make a fair crop any way, and if it is
lot, | won't" Considerable depends
upon the season, but not all; very
fair crop may be secured by thorough
work that IN the end will prove as
profitable as if crops were more album
dant. 1t is not often that we have en-
tire failures when proper pains are
aiken to do all the work in thorough
manner and at the proper time, while
in an unfavorable season, when proper
care is not given, nothing will be made.
We saw this very plainly last year
with the corn crop. Those who were
able to prepare their ground as it
should be done and plant in season,
commencing to cultivate early and
kept it up, secure a fair crop of corn,
| know of severa! fields that, if good
cultivation had been given, would have
made fair crops, but as the weather
became dry and hot the conclusion was
too rapidly reached that the corn crop
would be failure, and no further work
was done. Sure enough these crops
were a failure. Had these farmers
done the best they could much better
crop could very easily have been Sc
cured, and would have proved nearly
as profitable as if we had received
larger yield.-Cor. Country Gentleman.
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The above address was approved by
the Committee on Temperance and In
tOxicating Beverages of PHILADELPHIA.
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fever, during which his black clusters
of hair had turned pure white. He re-
covered, but never could say a word
about the events of that terrible night.
All he could cry was: "Claire! ma
Clare" Father Hildebrand took care
of the poor child. Not only had
Jacopo's hair turl&ed white, but his
quiet, steady blue eyes glistened with a
light unknown to sunlight; it was the
light that never shone on land or sea.
He is now the darling of the poor Of
Boulogne, their mascot, their what
ever you please to call it. But Father
Hildebrand declares that on that shaft
of moonlight which swept down upon
the praying boy he perceived in ecstacy
| the form of his beloved Claire. And
why not?" added my friend; ''does not
Claire mean the moonlight, and might
not the straight shafts Of moonlight be
the celestial vehicle of vision to the
boy?"
That finished my friends story of
Jacopo.
The boy with the systematically
wistful eyes and the snow-set hair is
dead. Jacopo died. with his hands
fixed over his breast in pious posi-
ton, murmuring: "Claire, ma Glare,
am coming to join thee in thy play
grounds. Why did you leave me so
lonely to be the child of the new year
the sad fills da jour de pan?n And
Father Hildebrand, good soul, is in
consolable. Death, he declares, while
he touches his breast and forehead, and
makes the sign of the ''santa croix. y
has for him no further terrors. Forth
! tlcation for the eternities he had found
in little Jacopo. --MalcoEm MCPHERSON,
IN Detroit F'rse Press,
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II necessary. Ne are quite ooupstsnt
10 explain Just how seulsss and inflated
posssssor Of Thousands, has gained big
interests in good prospsets, through the
aid Of tristsry and bad whisky. and also
how the frssss out game has bssa 70.
psatsdly tried BY aforesaid individual.
Perhaps IL were an easy msttsr for the
''anglsr" 10 crush the humble angle
worm Or pat hin On the hook. There
ars worms. however. that reach over and
sting with their tails.
They arc whooping il up livsly over
there in San Francisco. It's mot Althsa,
Of any other Sassa Jane cyclone Thu
time. it's merely the earthquakes. Well,
San Francisco IL 70 swfully wicked, you
know. bsiag Invested Of the parity chs
rsetsristics Of Nevada, that II nssds I
periodical shAks up.
Msssrs. Hemsr Nichols sad John Fin
ley from Oursy. Colorado. were in tow
during the week and left yesterday 10
Dsath Valley, California. Our bss
wishes Ars that their search for u
iAbuleus pot d gold under the rainbow
the Brsyiogis lead, nay b. rewards
with saesss.
| A msstiag Of Phoebe Hose Coupan
No. l, was held Thursday night for Ii
purpose Of The rsoraaniaatlon of the CON
psay. There will meeting held nsz
Wednesday svsaing for the purpose q
slectipg sfhcsn. All nsnbsrs ars n
qaestsd to y present.
i /. Hyman will leave % Tuesday IA
California and hs wishes Ill psssoas ID
dsbtsd 70 him to call and settle to-day
Mr.. Hymsn will visit Sierra City IN
Nevada City and will likely locate h o.
Of those towns.
The Psoplss's Meat Association ma
kst are in receipt Of : 6as lot Of fat pssl
Call % Gus and be will treat you well.
Il Tive big work horses, one colt, . null
. wagon and harness, 10 offered for "
chssp for cash. Apply Ct this sGes.
,. Attention 10 hereby called 10 the y
under the bed Of New To-Day"
Silver was qsotsd ct $l.0o5 on q
18th.
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TEE GOVERNORS M.ssAsx


what tbs New Chief nzscstlvs q Me-
vsda ssys.
STATE or NEVADA, EXEC. DER
CARSON CRY, New. Jan. 3, 1887.
GESrLlAEs Or THE LEoIsLATuRs:-
Upon taking the official oath - your
Chief Executive officer, and entering
upon the duties Of that responsible ofkcs
for the next four Year,. it is becoming
that return my grateful acknowledge.
,nents through you to my general Coz.
stitrsncy, and assure you o. well - them.
that no effort on my part shall b. spared
to do my whole duty. Every interest Of
the State, 50 far as the Executive branch
Of the State can do 20, shall be iostsrsd
and encouraged.
The duties Of the Executive are not
lightly assumed; on the contrary. they
are entered upon with serious spprs.
citation Of their gravity, and. on that ~.
count, your support and cc.operatioa ere
earnestly requested.
congratulate you upon the favorable
auspices under which you have met and
organized, which. am pleased 70 prs.
dict. forstsll > pleasant asd profitable
session Of your hsaorAbls bodies.
The Constitution makes il my duty.
and it will b my pleasure, 70 give you
such Information ~ shall come 70 ny
knowledge from time 70 tine. rssPsetisa
the condition Of the State and IL need d
action on your part. to the end that
may. II possible. aid you in the perform
aacs Of the srduous duties for which you
we're slsctsd. >
The electors Of the several counties o.
the Stats. in selecting you to sxsrcis'
the law.making power. have rspossd cen
fidsncs in your honesty sud ability. ami
have indorssd your fidelity 70 > mos
sacred trust--ths proper discharge Of u
duties for which yoa are assembled il
this capitol. Knowing many Of yos per
scnally, feel assured that you will care
fully consider the interests Of the Stat
a large. and lsgislats in such . msnss
y TO moss SUCCESSFULLY convsrss thsm
70 that, when you rsturn to your homes
your constituents may welcome you .
faithful ,ervaxts.
| cannot close this brisf inaugural Al
feel that have doas ny duty, withsu
honorshls mention Of ny predecessor
Governor Adams. always kisd and soul
tsous, wAs sever noss % than b b
been 10 his successor. 1t would b
pleasure st any sins to thank hin 70
this. bat III. especially = when u i n
called that VI wsrs opposed 70 saeh sths
in heated Political soaAsst; !. shiel
however. 10 snkiad or sesusivs wsrd
we're uttered BY sithsr respecting u
other. hops thsrs remains in stare "a
my predsesss0r many years Of healthy
happy and useful life. Very respectfully
/ Your obsdisnt servant.
| c. C. STBvxxsoN,
Governor.
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Heretofore some Of Liscolu eounty's
Legislators have talked too much. without
saying anything. while etAsu have nss
TALKED st al or sid asythiAs. either.
Still whss they get hons.. sftsr thsis
victorious eosqusst Of free railroad rides
and also whisky, why, the wonders that
they performed y Law makers. would
put the marvellous Arabian Nights" -.
tertainmsnt 70 the blush.
Attention 10 again called 70 the fact
that on Monday evening, 18th inst, ct
Browns Hall, ct half.past ssvss O'Clock.
Miss Sarah A. Moore will exhibit her
paintings Of Mountain Meadows and give
. history Of the atrooious massacre, 70.
vealing facts in regard to IL that have
never bssn published. Tickets can b
had at the door.
Since our last issue there has been 10
great change in the mining 0stiook 81
this camp. Work BY the Phoebe Con. b
being pashsd shsad, sad " lsara that
No. . Of the the old Meadow Valley
mine. one Of the properties Of THE COR.
pany. will b. started up sess.
We are 10 -sssipt q vek Inc. I. Of
the Esmsralds News. paAlishsd . Hsv'
shorns. Il looks ~ bright snd frssA =
ssw wagon With red wheels - u. WI
wish Il sasssss 10 absaAasss. ssa nay
The ssntlsnes susaias Il sever nssd VI
whsrswith V grssss IL szlss.
The let uit., ths Daily Elko Isdspss'
dsst passsl from tie control Of NJ. 8. 8
Sears into the hands 81 Mt. G. ".
Grover, Who will soadaet The paper viii
Ill the vim d bic prsdsssss o..
Mr.. Jacob Froshlich, . wsll.knew'
tailor Of Cincinnati. o.. After sudsrinI
| for ysars with rhsumstisn. was cured Il
. short time BY the ~ Of 81, Jacobs OIL
Poker. that good old psstims. Is na'
On The rampage. lt'ss good indication
for the sanp, And alseit b 10 soothing
for The wisnsss. yoa kssw.
| Nssbitt Brothers received : large ia
voice Of the latest style Of Goods; AIS