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The Irish standard., 1887-04-23

dear reader: 81 will wait for you until
we learn how the silver mine pans out. {"
II see." said an opposing counsel to
the late Emery A. Storrs, ''you hate to
meet the truth in this Natter 81
never do meet it, was the prompt
reply; ''the truth and I always travel
in the same direction
A scientific journal saya that simple
opera glass is valuable aid to the study
of astronomy. But when g man uses an
opera glass to view the ttstars"-on the
stage--he learns more about anatomy
than astronomy.
ooh, give us rest,'' said young
man, impatiently, to little boy, who
was busy plying him with questions.
The little fellow looked at him mo-
rnent and then, with the utmost inno-
cence, said, 'Well, you rest, and I'll
talk.
A popular brand, Cigar manufactur
err Ito city editor) "What did You think
OF those ''Flavor'' cigars I sent around
last week?" City editor enthusiastic
cally:) They were fne-immense"
Cigar manufacturer. 81 rather expected
you would give then-er-a little puff. "
City editor: cob, we did, We pulled
them all up the same nigbt!''
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23
SPORTING NEWS.
w. M. Woodside won the Eastern
handicap last Monday at Dublin.

| w. M. Woodside won the Eastern
handicap last Monday at Dublin.
The Minneapolis club defeated the
university nine last Monday by a score
! of % to l.
A fight has been arranged between
Charles Gleason and Paddy Morton to
occur at Duluth next week.
John p Glow and Mart Fahey signed
articles Monday for 10-round glove
contest to occur April Is at the Wash
ington rink.
Pat Killen has purchased the billiard
and sample room of the st. James
hotel, and thus becomes full-fedged
citizen of Minneapolis.
The Winona base ball club was OF
ganized last Monday. The nine will
contain three men from Detroit, three
from Montreal and two from St. Paul
George Bubear, England's champion
single sculler, arrived at New York
last Monday: He is there to arrange a
championship match with Wallace
Ross.
The Minneapolis and St. Paul base
ball clubs will begin a series of six
games for the Morton trophy to-mor-
row Sunday Four games will be
played before the season opens, and the
other two at later dates. Games will
occur in St. Paulon April "a and Is, and
in Minneapolis on April 26 and q.
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23
Defyiug the Knights .

The Minneapolis Millers held meet
ing at their rooms in the chamber OF
commerce last Wednesday. The meet
ing was to consider the question now
being agitated by the coopers and
knights of Labor with respect to turn
ing over to the latter the management
of the manufacture and sale of barrels
to the millers. The matter was thor
oughly discussed in all it's bearings, and
there was an agreement that the mill
ers would not submit to dictation by
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23

any third party, coming between them
and the coopers. 1t was said that the
mills are paying as much for their bar
rels as was paid for the same work at
other places. 1t was decided that if
necessary they would use other pack
ages than barrels so far as they could
do so, if the coopers persist in the
threatened change. and if necessary
they would shut down their mills alto
gether before they would allow the
knights of Labor Or any one else to
dictate las they term IT. what they
should pay the coopers for their barrels.
With one exception the mills were all
represented at the meeting.
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23
STANDARD" BREW TILES.

Spring is a big thing on ice this year.
A wink in time strengthens the soda
water.
Shoot your burglar first and call fo1
the police afterwards.
Sarah .Bernhardt drinks stout. But
she doesn't look it,
A man in cold blood should never go
where he can commit a murder.
Il is hard to tell which is the noisiest,
{, band with twelve horns OF a man with
only six.
One oil the beauties of living in ST..
Louis is that it costs nothing to keep a
COW during the summer season.
We still cling to the simple faith that
the acme Of human wisdom is TO know
when TO lay down poker hand.
The progress of Mr.. Henry Georges
theories, we are sorry to say, is some
what handicapped by the poverty Of his
latsr ideas.
The only use they put physicians to
in the glorious climate Of California is
to sign certificates declaring the cause
of death to be old age.
Brown-sWhose umbrella is this? It
looks like one / lost Smith, don't
see how it can, for J. scraped the handle
and altered it generally"
It takes three weeks to perform a mar
riage ceremony among the upper classes
in Japan, and it is generally conceded
that the clergyman earns his fee.
Henry Bergh had printed rules on
"How to approach kicking horse"
Only one is really necessary for cau
tio1s man, and that is. s'don't''
"A man who is fooled Oh the 1st of
April is always overcome with shame,
but the same man may make fool of
himself every other day i'll the year and
think nothing about it.
A good deal of anxiety is felt in Bos-
ton to knew whether Rev. Joseph Cook
is fayorably impressed with Mike Kelly
OF not. IF not, the prevailing senti-
ment is that Mr. Cook must 60.
"How long would you be willing to
wait for me!'' she asked, in tones SO low
he could scarcely catch the words. And
then she went on: ''You know, George,
she said, s'that father has recently in
vested in a western silver mine and he
is going there at once, and I cannot
leave mother alone. So I ask you again,
George, how long would you be willing
Il to wait for me!' "Wait for you, my
darling repeated George, with deep
emotion, for his was no feeting love-
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23
NORTHWESTERN NOTES.

MINNESOTA.
Duluth talks Of boulevard on the
bluffs.
Fodvang is a new Marshall county
post-ofice.
Peter Crosby, a RichGe1d pioneer, is
dead, aged 81.
Mrs. NJ. Il. Fallenstein, of Mankato,
died Saturday night.
The Duluth court house bond case is
being heard by Judge Stearns.
Rochester will have plans and speci.
fcations made for system Of sewerage
J. r. Woodward'e Winona salcod was
Quilted by fire Tuesday; damage $500;
insured.
G. TT. Douglass was elected mayor OF
Brainerd, Tuesday, by "a plurality over
G. Lundburg.
Railroad Commissioner Gibbs listened
to complaints against the railroad al
Anola Tuesday.
Fred Dudley accused Of selling liquor
to the Red Lake Indians, will be tried
at Winona in June.
W. l.. Scott, of Lebanon. drew $50
for wolf bounties at the auditors Office
in Hasting Tuesday.
Duluth produce exchange elected j.
w. Norton and F. ]. March president
and secretary pro tenn.
The West st. Paul Morrow murder
case has been continued at Hastings IN
til the June term of court.
Work on the $4,000 iron bridge over
the Red Lake river at St. Hilaire, by q
Minneapolis firm, commences immedi-
ately.
Capt. M. H. Bywater, special deputy
collector of customs at Duluth, has re-
signed and the Office is abolished. In
spector J. G. Farrell is succeeded by T.
j. Monahan.
Winona school board elected Alfred
Brooks, president and G. A. Morey,
clerk; Lake City board elected a. D.
Stocker, president, @. D. Villas, clerk
and E. J. Megroth treasurer.
DAKOTA.
Huron will be ready for free delivery
July 1.
Buffalo Centre is a new Buffalo county
post-ofice.
Maitland and Star post-offices have
been discontinued.
The straight ticket, school board trus-
tees, was elected Tuesday at Fargo. A.
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23

o. Miller, G. D. Whitehouse and s. W.
Curtis drew prizes.
The Merchants National resumed
Tuesday at Deadwood.
Sid Jones was injured by cave-in in
we'll at Mitchell Monday.
Jail Bird Wheeler escaped from the
Mandan Jail Monday night.
Pensions granted to l.. W. Lewis,
Andover, and J. Scott, Driscoll.
New postmasters: a. l.. Pefe,r
Lakeport: J. FL. Holman, Goddard
An additional telegraph wire has been
put in between Fargo and Grand Forks.
Fargo adopted it's new charter last
Monday by a substantially unanimous
vote.
Watertown Tuesday voted nearly
unanimously for a system of water
works.
The Fargo board of trade will investi-
gate the natural gas question to the ex-
tent Of $1,000.
The Merchants National has reopened
at Deadwood with $4,000 surplus.
William Selbie, cashier.
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23
Waits.

The Pope has decided that there is no
occasion for his intervention in regard
to the knights of Labor.
Eight hours will constitute days
work in Minneapolis on corporation
works, the council having adopted a
resolution to that effect.
A prominent Knight of Labor says
that the plan Of the Knights was to
place the coopers in shape to earn living
wages. They did not want to get a
corner on barrels, and there will be no
boycott on flour. The mills will get
their barrels as cheaply as they can
elsewhere. 4
The Irish standard., 1887-04-23
Custom Tailoring.

This season we have made special efforts to
which we make suits to order. Never in the
history OF the West was there ever such stock
of Wooden goods congregated under one roof
displaying this Spring, and we are pre-
prepared in our new quarters, to SERVE ALL
IN FIRST-CLASS SHAPE. We know that one
poor suit of Clothes will do more harm than
fifty good suits can benefit us, and therefore we
guarantee perfect satisfaction in every respect
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and perfectly free from any poisonous SUD
stance and will. therefore. take the place OF
all The dirty and unpleasant preparations no"
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1851.
Harp,r's Magazine.
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1851.
Harper's Weekly
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confidence was never stronger than at thepres-
ent time. Besides the pictures, Hafper's
Weekly always contains instruments of one,
occasionally of two, of The best novels of the
day, finely illustrated, with short stories, pc
ems, sketches, and papers on important cur
rent topics by the most popular writer's. The
care that has been successfully exercised III the
past to make Harper's Weekly a safe as well
as a welcome visitor to every household VIII
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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14
The Church Usher.

The usher is more important factor in
the church going world than he was TWEEN
ty five years ago He does his work
better now than then and perhaps no
church in the land has directly contributed
more to this result than Plymouth church
of Brooklyn, Some years ago friend Of
ours was spending Sunday in New York
and went to hear Beecher preach. Though
q stranger iu the city as he stepped from
the boat on the Brooklyn side be only to
"follow the crowd" from the ferry to find
Plymouth church. 1t was hot, dusty
uncomfortable day. Tue vestibule of the
church was crowded but the pleasant
greeting of su usher, "Wait moment and
| will see that you have a seat. and, later,
the little courtesies shown him by the pew
holders, Enthusiastically signIfying. 1--WE
are glad to have you with us today" fair
iy captured hin. he had attended New
York and Brooklyn churches before and
had met with variety OF experiences,
good, bad and Indifferent Here he was
At home aud the consequence has been
that in subsequent years when IN Brooklyn
Or New York, this particular stranger,
though not an admirer OF Beecher, has
attended Plymouth church. II was not
altogether the great preacher but the
the great usher as we'll that
captured him. The humble usher has q
great deal to do 10 settling the uestion OF
and unchurched, it being
assumed oil the while that the pew.holder
stands ready to do his part The shrewd
business man makes his customer feel at
home and 80 treats him that he desires to
come again. The wise usher snd the wise
pew holder ,sercise the same worldly
wl- lnm
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14
Tho Girl Of To- Day.

The magnificent looking girl who swings
along at four mile gate is not only sub
ject for reflection, she is theme for
admiration, for congrstulation, for tender
ness, and the sight Of her sends ten thou
sand impulses through the mind and the
heart. This is American womanhood
Not the American womanhood OF Wash
ington lrving's day, when flimsy dresses
we're 10 style, which were dampened at
night to make them cling closely TO the
frm. aud when shoes with paper soles
we're in general iavor aud the donniDg q
them WAS as good as cordial invitation
to the pneumonia. No; those were days
not only OF meagre brains, but Of diseased
and dyspeptic stomachs, hesitating hearts
pioched cheeks and fragile limbs. Amer
lean womsnhood of the past was ghost
This is the American womanhood OF today
and even more truly OF the future. heaven
be praised Look at the rosy cheeks, the
sparkling eyes, the shoulders thrown back,
the firm aud certain step. Notice how
we'll nourished the cheeks are, how deep
aud true the inspirations and how plump
and well rounded the arms, which taper
down to the well gloved hands. Is it not
glorious sight? There is no chance OF
paper soled shoes here. Broad, substan
TALLY soled button boots cover the hand
some Muscular feet, and in place OF the
dawdry costume, whose likeness is pre-
served for us by dozens Of old engrsvings,
here we have nea. and well made cloth
suit which fits the owners form to perfec.
tion. Can anything be more satisfactory
to the eye than this picture Of honest
health, Of alert, though perhaps Of subtle
intelligence and womanly beauty? There
may be no suggestion Of sentimentality
here, nothing Of what every day Doyeists
cali poetry, but without any sacrifice OF
womanliness there is grace, and, above all,
there is life aud strength - New Yori lfaH
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14
Beeoher and His Cow

Fraok q. Carpenter Tells the following
story Of Henry Ward Beecher:
He could tell story we'll, aud ! remem
Der seeing one he once tpld about COW
which he hal received in payment for O
debt thilk he told the story in one o.
bis lectures He said
1T Was bad debt, and came to con-
slider it bad payment She was q thin
COW, but the former owner said she was
better than sue looked, being .
cross between Jersey and the
Durham. She looked as though she
might have been cross between an old
hair trunk aud su abandoned hoop skirt
| kept the brute three days. and no on
could appreciate tho suffering ! endured
10 that time. The first night she broke
the fence aud reduced toa pulp all the
nnderclothing belonging to my neI, door
neiRhbor She pu. her horns through my
bath tub aud ate up all my geraniums.
She was 10 give three gallons Of milk a
day, hnt she seemed sbor. just then anc
never bad that to spare while We kept ber.
The second day she walked into the kIteh-
en- aud upset pan Of butter and a inb oi
lard. Then she fell down we'll aud
xhea got her ont sis cost oi five dollars,
she took the collie. wbooping cough, o.
something, and kept us awake all night
No, green thing was let, in my garden
my neighbor's peach trees and the rope 90
which his underwear grew were as bare u
frui. ss shingle tree. aud be did not hssr
stvig Of shrubbery left. Ny neigbbof
came over TO me and said
Now, don't desire any qusrrel, but ]
want you 10 keep your Gov out o. ny
shrubbery.'
.And l want you. my friend. ssli. 10
keep your sbrubbery out Of my COW
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-14
A Mixed Pair.

Among t1e steerage passengers that left
for China on the steamer Gaelic yesterday
were Mr. and Mrs. Mong Chung and
three children. there would be nothing
going back TO their native country, but
this was not Chinese couple, as the fe-
male branch Of IL was a Caucasian girl OF
about twenty -four summers. She was
quite nice looking woman, and in con-
versation with one OF the Inspectors stated
that she was born in Philadelphia, Of Ger
man parents. She married the Mongol,
she said, because she loved him
Cinnamon are just as good as white men,
she added, and would Just as soon msr-
ry one Of them as TO marry mpn OF my
own color
How long have you been married TO him,
inquired The Inspector
About eight years, Ever since ] WAS
sixteen years old, she answered.
The woman appeared to be happy and
went aboard the steamer with an infant
babe, result OF the union, 10 her arms.
Three children are the sum total Of the
marriage. The eldest is about seven years
old and the second about five years. The
two oldest children have net the slightest
trace OF Caucasian blood, but the baby is
OF very decided Caucasian cast Of eoup-
tenance. The husband is said TO haye
considsrsble money. which be accumulot
Dd IN this city, aud he is taking lie bet
ter-half TO visit lis relatives in China.
He will undoubtedly ltt ler do for her
self when they get to that country.
Among tho l25 Chinese that left on the
steamer yesterday Mong Chung, The hns
band. was voted by everyone on the wharf
IS being the ueliest looking among the
pumbcr, San fjmciseo Esamiatr,