New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-02-06
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

The Chicago man who vas TO get fory-Dine other
Chicago Start with him tho fashion of wearing
has failed thus far md the men, and it
LOOKS as II he will never lind them. The lower ends OF
his pants never give the average Chicago man any
trouble, and II they did he would SIMPLY tuck them in.
side his bootlegs As for breeches, he has for
them. lie is not built that way.
Sometimes the guilty bank cashier finds that It takes
all he has stolen To pay his lawyer That Is the lawy er
first takes brief and then breaks the thiefTcxas
Siftings.
1t is reported that Cornell student wishing to rebuke
certain publisher OF sensational Stories sent him bur
esque Oh "A blood and thunder story, entitled Hide
brand the Horrible, the Haunted PigSty" But In
stead OF being crushed the publisher thanked the young
man for his powerful story, and asked him to write
| another ike 1t.
Texas Depocrat-sorves him right. Darn Niger;
ANYWAY II In tho senate III vote against him till
Sioux City freezes over before I'd -
Georgia Democrat-But. look herei You don't under
stand Matthews is good Democrat It's the Republi-
can Senators that don't like him.
don't like him because he's n Democratic Niger hey
sweet gang Senators. amt theyi Darn Republican,
II cleveland I'd keepon sending his name ILL., Darn
'em!-lChicago Tribune.
John Harlan and his rope have become famous in
San Francisco With the same piece OF rope John has
pued twenty eight people OF the in the last
three years His best days work In this line was dcne
abont year ago, when he nshed three children AMI
tramp out OF the water.
In the old mining days in California when provisions
were short the Frazer River camp IL was the custom
OF some Of old fellows TO tell stories at
meal time calculated destroy the appetite OF the more
sensitive miner who had successfully played this
game many time paid visit to san Francisco and dur
In, bis say WAS invited dinner by "a clergyman As
oon IA he was seated at the table the miner began TO
eat up everything within range In his usual vigorous
style His host who would sooner have omitted dinner
than grace before meat, endeavored to check his ned
voracty by rcmarking " Please wait q moment sir
we usually say something before begin" Ills guest
with the memory of tho Frazer River aneprandia ancc
dotes fresh in his mind, answered: Oh you can say
what you durn please, you can't turn my stomach" The
preacher nearly tainted and although his guest after
ward rose to high Office In the state. could DO con-
WINGED that he not an irreclaimabo savage.
This 10 the text OF pill recently introduced in the
Maine Legislature
ssec l. The dog Is hereby declared 10 be domestic
animal.
Ths hill WAS introduced because under the present law
To-, "a not regarded as domestic ahimal, and II 1t Is
,o,en the thief cannot therefore be punished
M. po,b,s,er Herald having occasion to refer to The
- T,,,relier spells TSareiier with one IL is
,tv we'll understood in Boston that The Traveller
aver pardons that particular insult and invariably in
ists upop numbering tho contemporary that Is guilty OF
a. tho coolest blood known TO the professional assassin
c,Ienen connected with The Herald to whom life is a
sweet boon VIII 40 "oi " ''P "'' Ai' Dostoh uhtll
this thing blows over
Tan languages. English German, Norwegian, Swedish
,,h Robemian Finn Polish, Italian and Chinese ara
.roren I'm Minnesota. Tho Governors message was
printed In each of these languages.
The way OF the world.-Anxious Daughter-Mother.
did papa have his salary increased when he married.
Omaha Matron-No my child.
don't suppose he had any money saved up. did he ."
"Not penny; he spent all he earned"
I" bid YOU get along comfortably"
awe were very happy"
"Well, you know George hasn't been able to save
cent, but - - .,
Soc here II that poverty stricken fellow dares to show
his face again I'll get your father to Kick him OUT
World,