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AN ugly complexion made Nellie fright,
Her face was all pimply and red,
Though her features were good, and her blue eyes
were bright,
''What plain girl is Nellie!" they said
But now as by magic, plain Nellie has grown
AS fair q artists bright dream;
Her face is sweet a flower new blown,
Her cheeks are like peaches and cream.
AS Nellie walks out in the fair morning light,
Her beauty attracts every eye,
And as for the people who called her fright.
why, Nellie is handsome" they cry.
And the reason of the change il that Nellie
took Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
which regulated her liver. cleared her complex
ion, made her blood pure, her breath sweet, her
face fair and rosy, and removed the defects that
had obscured her beauty Sold by druggists.
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ceipt of communications offering q reward by
the government of Sl25, 900 20 American invent
ors for any process which will ezterminate
rabbits, which have become a pest througnout
Australia and and New Zealand. In 1864 few
English rabbits were introduced into the ootan.
ical garden at Dunedin These have Increased
to such extent that they are now puolc
nuisances threatening to destroy not only Gil
the vegetables but even the sheep pasturage OF
the entire country. The magnitude OF the evil
and the urgency of the case are Indicated by the
extent of the reward. which, at the same time,
is an expression OF confidence in American il
Qenuity.
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The snelter market Cornered

ST. LOUIS, Nov. 25.-The Age of Steel an
nounces the successful cornerng OF the spelter
market by French syndicate which has oper-
ated through its agents in Missouri, Illinois and
Kansas, where about &c, 000 tons. three
fourths of the total output is annually produced.
The syndicate has conducted its operations so
quietly that its object was not suspected until
all of the stocks of metal were warehoused and
all furnaces under control. An impression pre-
walls that the furnaces are completely sold up
for November, December and possibly January.
Prices are higher. and offers of five cents at St
Louis have been refused.
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FAIRPLAYs puzzle column in Poultry and Pets is
increasing in interest.
XoA gives out prize enigma. Let all try to solve
IL.
UNCLE THEo-We glad to receive the anagrarn.
We trust there will be mistakes in the types.
FRANK-Your last favors in puzzle line very ac-
ceptable Please call again
JUNIUs, JR.-Your puzzles pretty easy, which
Is desirable quality, desire to have easy
and some hard puzzles.
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ChriSfi2n-

CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH-CORNER OF
~ Delaware and Ohio streets. Rev. E: J. Gantz,
pastor. Sermon at 1890 a. by Rev. G. T. Smith,
of Akta Japan. No night service The congreea-
ton will attend the meeting of the Indianapolis
Benevolent Society. Sunday school at 8 Prayer
meeting on Thursday at 7:3O p m. All are cordially
invited to attend these services
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Conversational.

HTAYFIlOwER CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
vi st. Clair street East. Rev. =. A. Hyde.
D. D., pastor. Services tomorrow at 1880 a. m and
73O D. m Subject in the morning, Character
Goes on with Us Into the Future in the evening,
Your Enemies Sunday-school at p Strangers
cordially invited.
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By Frank, Harmony: Nos. 252s PARTIALLY. $3.50
partially, 1882.
BY Dodo. Gallon, o.. Nos. 1927, 1928 (nearlyJ,
$3.50 $50 (nearly). $3.50, 1882.
The desirable prize is awarded Dodo.
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CHURCH SERVICES.
BAPTIST,

Baptist.
THIRST BAPTIST CHURCH--REUBEN JET
Il ferry. D. D.. pastor. Morning service. 1890;
subject 1.-The Meaning of Baptism" Evening, 7:3O;
subject, 'Esau's Bargain. Sunday school at p.
Baptism at the close of the school.
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Puzzlas Answared.

We offer desirable prize for the best list of an
svve-s this week.
See prize enigma No. 2549.
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Real Estate Transfers.

instruments filed for record in the recorders Office
of Marion county Indiana for the twenty four hours
ending at P. NJ, Nov. 25. 1897. furnished by
Elliott Butler, abstracers of titles. Room 3d. Etna
Building:
Frederick Gray to Thomas E. Spafford
lot 3 In Goodlet 81 Thornton's subdvis-
addition NJ. - - $4,000
10 in New Bethel i...... ., 10000
Jane Lydy to Alex. III. Arbuckle. lot z in
West Indianapolis. $4,000
Conveyances, 8; consideration. 81, 10000
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Original Puzzles.
NO. 2549-NUMRRICAL ENIGMA.

Original Puzzles.
NO INSTRUMENTATION ENIGMA.
am composed of shirty-one letters.
My5 ~. Is II "a is basn-like cavity.
~ II. 1e. 2 80 is stream.
~ i 49, g. s. a 81 20 o. i t is sh r5asl''
Ny ID. A. 20 is a cataract (ScotD
My 8. 23, 3 is a kind of small pigeon.
My whole is Latin proverb.
book for first answer AoA.
W. SCARBOROUGH. Me.
NO. 2550-ANAGRAM.
have a stove of shapely size,
In heating qualities prize.
LARGE, LUNAR PINES to charcoal burned
Hard coal and coke are never spurned-
But bituminous coal and wood
For fuol are not near good
In Anagram my stove name,
ALGER's ALPINE URN, sure OF fame.
This stove of mine. whose mica front
In warming well will bear the brunt
In this interocean cline. UNCLE THEo.
MARTINSvILLE, Ind.
NO. 23o1-LETTER ENIGMA.
In words but not in talk
In stick, but not in stalk;
In school, but not in rule;
In thread. but not in SPOOL
In iron. but not in metal;
IN pct but not IN kettle;
In not and in knot;
In that and in what
In drying and trying;
In saying and lying
HARMoNY Ind. FRANK.
NO. 2552-HExAGoN.
L.
Deep ravines between high steep banks. 4. Having
Interesting lines or figures. 5 A course of dishes
8. Prophets. z. The clerical profession. d. T. G.
NO. 2553-ENIGMA
Whole composed of g letter means decided taste.
/, 2, 3 is inclosure.
T. 5 is n abreviation.
8. z, 8 10 . small insect
WALNUT, Ind -JUNIUs JR-
NO. 2554-A DIAMOND.
!. A letter in ruler.
2. An Abbreviated title.
3. A place of departed spirits
a. Wine and honey.
5. A place in Greece where games were celebrated
avery third year.
g. A body of water.
Y. A letter in ruler. FRANK
NO. 2555-DECAPITATIoNs.
1. Beh cad backward and leave part of the body.
q To lower and leave foundation.
3. To aid and leave a wager.
4. The fruit seed of tree and leave grain
8. From side to side and le ave peevish.
z. Highly sensitive and leave clever.
8. Trouble and leave to perform.
9. Floating and leave heap of matter driven
together.
10. To declare openly and leave solemn promise
IL. To keep away from and leave not occupied.
JUNIUs,
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THE PUZZLE DEPARTMENT.

Everything relating to this departmentmust be ad
dressed to W. II. GRAHAM. West Scarborough. Cum
berland county, Name. Original contributions and
answers TO each weeks puzzles are dessred-J
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THE COURT RECORD.

United States Circuit Court.
Hon. VIM. A. Woods. Judge.
III. j. Sprague VS.. Board of Commissioners o f
Lawrence County; bridge contract On trial
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UniyerSaliSt.

CENTRAL UNIVERSALIST CHURCH WILL
" hold regular services in the lectureroona of the
Central Christian Church Tuesday evenings. at 745
o'clock. Rev. M. w. Tabor, pastor. Subject next
Tuesday evening, Fire and Tow All are cordially
invited to attend. Conference usual at p. to-
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Late Answers.
Foot Notes.

Bv Frank, Harmony: Nos. 2521, 1922, 1924
05D6
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Superior Court.

Superior Court.
Room l-Eon. n. b. Taylor. Judge.
F. L. McGahan vs. A. j. Poole; replevin. On
arial by court
Room 2-Hon. u. w. Howe. judge.
Albert F. Kopp vs. John C. Fullenwider; suit
IN chattel mortgage. On trial by jury.
Room 3-Hon. Lewis g.. Walker. Judge.
VIM. Limegruber VS.. Richard Wills; damages.
Jury found for defendant
Fred Bookseller vs. Jonu Rosenberg; account
On trial by jury.
NEW SUITS FILED.
Ruth j. Wysong Oliver Wysong; COM
eiaint for divorce. Allegation, cruel treatment.
The State of Indiana on relation of Celia
Revels We. William Judkins; complains for man.
date.
Sarah Ann Coates vs. Rudolph Rossum; suit
for partition.
Edward F. Clark Vs. the Accident Insurance
Company OF North America; suit on policy. De-
mand, S140
Crawford Coal Company VS.. "A. b. Meyer ct
81; complaint on account Demand, 50, 900.
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Circuit Court,

Hon. Alex C. Ayres. Judge.
Gustaf Israelson Thomas Jackson execu-
tor; suit TO set aside will. On trial by jury
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NEW YORK. Nov 25.-Ths firm of r. w.
Cameron & Co., of this city. who are agents for
lhe government of New South Wales. are In re-
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Methodist EpisconaL.

CENTRAL-AVENUE METHODIST EPISCOPAL
" Church-Corner of Central avenue and Butler
street. Rev. A. w. Lamport. pastor. Preaching
by the pastor at 1890 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Glass
meeting at $50 a. m. Sunday school at 2: Is p M;
w. D. Cooper superintendent. Young peoples meet
ing at $50 p. N. Strangers cordially welcomed.
NTERIDIAN-STREET METHODIST EPISCOPAL
MI Church--Corner New York and Meridian streets
Rev. J. E. Gilbert. ID. D., pastor. Preaching at 1890
a m. Sunday school at 2:15 p. At night the con-
gregation will unite in the anniversary OF the city
DOBERTS PARK NJ. E. CHURCH-CORNER
IL Delaware and Vermont streets. Rev. S. A.
Keen. D. D.. pastor. Quarterly meeting. Rev. G.
L. Curtiss. d. D., of DePauw University will con-
the services Preaching this Saturday evening
80 o'clock; tomorrow Sunday, at a. m, love
feast 1870, preaching and sacrament of the Lords
supper; q o. m, Sabbath SCHOOL, $50 p. M, song
service; 7:3O p M, preaching. All cordially invited.
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Presbyterian.

THIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH = SOUTH.
Il west corner Pennsylvania and New York streets.
The pastor Rev NJ l.. Haines, D. D., will preach
morrow at 1O.45 a.. M At 7:3O p. the congrega
ton will unite in the anniversary exercises of the
benevolent societies at Englishs Opera-house. Sab
bathschool at $50 a. m. Weekly prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 7:3O. The public cordially in
Yitad to all services.
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FOR observation-disclosures.

I1OR REET-ONE LARGE ROOM WITH POW.
i er. Apply at Bryce's Bakery.
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Criminal CouI


Hon. VIM. A. Irwin. Judge.
State vs.. the Citizens Street Railway Com
pany; nuisance. On trial by jury.
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CECOND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-CORNER
y Pennsylvania and Vermont streets. Rev. James
Mcleod, ID. D., pastor. Rev. w. P. Kane, of Lafay-
ette will preach in the morning at the usual hour.
Sunday-school at 2:3O p. m. Prayer-meeting on
Thursday evening at 73O.
TABERNACLE CHURCH-CORNER OF NERD
| ian and Second streets Rev. J. Albert Rond-
thaler, pastor Rev. Edward P. Whallon will occupy
this pulpit tomorrow morning at 1870. Sabbath
school and Bble-classes at 2:I5 p m. No evening
services in the church. but preaching at 73O in the
East Washington-street Chapel The public cordially
inv1t ed
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Prizes for Answers.

ANSWERS in three weeks. ]
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pense sale revised
statutes .--.----.
i..terest on State debit.
Governors Office
Secretary of States
office.
Auditor of States office
Attorney Generals Of
Observation-Disclosures
Treasurer of States Of
hce-------
Superintendent of Pub
lie Instructions Office
State Normal School
Education'l institutions
State Librarians Office.
Salaries and expense of
Supreme Court ---
State judiciary.
Salaries of prosecuting
Attorneys -----..--.-
Sheriffs' mileage. .-...-
Bureau of Statistics
Department of Geology
and Natural History
State Boards Agricul-
ture and Horticulture
State Board of Health
State Board of Equali-
cation
Commissioner of Fish
cries and EXPENSE.
State Mime Inspector
Benevolent institutions.
Reformatory instit 'tions
Penal institutions
Legislative expenses-.--
Public printing and sta
tlonery----...--.-
Miscellaneous
Balance Oct. 81, 1897.
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Conveyances, 3; consideration 81, OF
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15
THE CANDIDATE.

Alone, sublime he walks the streets
And stops to speak with all he meets,
While like a glory round him shines
The gloss upon his number mines.
He is a man OF ample brain,
A heart well stocked with virtues plain
And hates bribe.
He seorns to own the rule of wrong,
Condemns the wire working thong,
And dubs them In his wrzthtul song,
The scaly tribe.
His voice is loud, his gait is proud,
He mingles with the noisy crowd,
His head in humble meekness bowed,
and round about
The Juggling jinks of clique and rug
Declare him lord aud knight and king
With song and shout.
And ah, within his dream he sees
His future mounting by degrees,
Through all the different stages passed,
The Presidential seat at last.
The Juggling jinks, with knowing winks
And endless gyratory kinks,
Have heard his plans and all he thinks,
Is he the man
Can he be made to cook the goose
For ring and clique and factions use
He hardly can.
A harder lOol. rascal cool
Is needed for their plan.
He dreams, alas they stand by him
Have they not called him seraphm'
Have they not made his eyes grow dim
With fulsome praise
0 shame indeed that men should be,
So full of inconsistency
And wicked ways.
The day, the hour has come at last,
He sees the meagre ballot cast
And reads his DOOM
He rushes from the juggler's den
And buries from the sight of men
His broken boom.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15

"What are you doing, Tommy !"
asked Sioux Falls lady of her
young son, who was sticking up
stakes around the back yard.
"Platin an addition" replied the
young hopeful, whose father is II
real estate agent.
Chow are sales ~
"Bully ma. Stubby Jones takes
that corner there by tie gate for
peanut an lem'nade stand, Bill
Smith aud Dutchy take n block by
the ,arn fer their circus, and Hen
Jones is talking bout takin' two
lots by the apple tree for to tie up
his dog on SOS his dad can't shoot
it. Say, ma, Til let We in ou the
ground floor on that lot by the
corner o. house there to stand yer
flower pots on take it for five cents
au' a handful o rais'ns, seein's it's
you. ."-Ddk0tG Bell.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15
Welsh Wisdom.

Three things of short continuance
IA lady's love, a chip fire and a
brook flood.
Three miSeries of a mans house
smoky chimney, a dripping roof
and a scolding wife.
Three things that ought never to
be from home-the cat, the chimney
and the housewife.
Three essentials to a false story
teller-a good memory, a bold face
and fools for an audience.
Three things that are as good as
the best-brown bread in famine,
well water in thirst, and grey coat
in cold.
Three things that are seen in
peaeock-the garb of an angel, the
walk of a thief, and the voice OF
the devil.
Three warnings from the grave
"ThOn knOwest what | was; thou
seest what | am, remember what
thou art 10 be-"
Three things that never become
rusty-the money of the benevolent,
the shoes of the butchers horse,
and a wOman's tongue.
Three things not easily done-tO
allay thirst with fire, TO dry wet
with water, aud to please all in
everything that is done.
Three things as good as their
better-dirty water 10 extiDgnish
the fire, an ugly wife TO a blind
man aud a wooden sword to a cow
ard.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15

aooht ten mlles was completed, but
last SD unmer wheu the famous OLD
Abita Springs loomed up in the
distance IN heir minds eve, they
quietly resolved to extend rhe road
in the near future TO the SPRINGS
and connect them with New Orleans
by direct rail communication. This
work was pushed to complexion, as
is now we'll known in the short
space OF twelve months, without in
the least interfering with their log.
ging operations. The road was
changed last summer to standard
guage, aud is now fully equipped
with all the requirements tor pas
senger, freight and live stock trat-
lic, aud will soon take in direct mail
service. These gentlemen deserve
the highest praise tor the energy
aud perseverance which they have
manifested in this great work OF
building up the waste places IN our
beautiful Sunny South. This ex-
curSlon was under the persona! Su-
pervision OF Messrs. POitevent 81
Favre, the projectors and owners
of the entire road from Pearl River
Station to Abita with its entire
equipments, and to them we extend
our hearty thanks for fayorS ex.
tended to us on this trip, and may
success attend their every effort in.
the development OF their enterprise !;
and nay the day be in the near fu-
iure when BoSSler City, with It's
Abita Springs will be the Saratoga
OF he South. Yours truly,
G.. w. b.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15
SAVED ON THE SCAFFOLD.
Sensations and Thoughts While
Counting Each Breath the
Last.
New York Sun.

New York Sun.
The story of a man who is re
prieved while Standing on the scat
f6idFwith the moose about his nech
must always thIill. The fact ofanl
one standing in the presence o.
death has strange Fascination
about il, and his teilowmen alt
anxious to know what his thoughts
and feelings as he expected TO bt
uShered INTO eternity. 1t has been
my i'll luck to look sqnarely inIc
the eyes of grim death on several
occasions, aud my good luck to pre-
serve my life against the fate which
seemed TO hunger for il, aud some
of the incidents may prove inter
esting to the general reader. Dur,
inc the seige of Yorktown by Nc.
Clcllan was detailed from my com
panv to do scout work. While my
reputation, no doubt, went to the
commander himself, | reported di-
rectly to division commander
whom | never met without being
forced to note The fact that he was
the worse tor liquor. Later on in
the war there was y chief of scouts,
but at this time there were halt
dozen Ot us taking orders direcr
from this general and reporting
back TO him in person. On my third
trip l was very nearly captured by
the rebels, aud in the squeeze | got
rid of all my papers, including the
PASS which gave me entrance aud
exit to the Federal lines. There
fore, when | finally reached tue
Federal picket post | had nothing
by which to identify myself. The
officer in command of the reserve
picket post was u smart aleck, who
thought to add to his importance by
refusing to believe my story and
sending me to the headquarters OF
the brigade. There was regarded
as veritable rebel sDy, aud the
General in command was extremely
pompous in his demeanOr toward
me. can remember the cOnversa-
ton as vividly as if it took place
Yesterday. BY the time | reached
his tent my arms had been pinioned
behind me aud was looked upon
as very dangerous fellow.
$50 you are the - spy captured
down there at the picket y shouted
the General, as stood before him.
"I'm no spy, sir" replied.
"Oh, no, of course not, but don't
YOU talk back to me, you internal
traitor. Who sent you spying into
our camp ~
"Iam Union soldier, sir, aud be
long to -,
"Shut up, you scoundrel! Dou't
think that yOu can stand there aud
lie TO mel What Rebel command
do YOU belong tor
"NOne, sir. lam a Union scout
and was detailed -"
"Stopp he shouted, while bis
face grew crimson. "While the
truth may not help you, / bate tC
see YOU stand ~ the presence o.
death with lieon your lips. Guard
remove bim."
Twas taken away and confined il
a quard.house, but not for long. It
about an hour was taken to an
other tent 10 the same eucampment
and 1 entered it 70 ind four or hv'
general officers present IL was t'
lie a drum-h head csurt.martiai.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15

Ii WAS Gen. -. As he dwoke
from his drunken sleep at an early
hour dim remembrance of the
message crept into his mind, and
he rolled out of bed aud found the
inquiry sent by the COurt-martial.
He could not remember what word
he sent in reply, but he jumped iu-
10 his clothes and then into the sad
die, and be came just IN time TO pre-
vent military murder. What WAS
the effect of this close call
Well, l went TO the hospital for
two weeks with the fever, and it
was a full mouth before | WAS posi-
lively certain OF my identity.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15
Societies.

PAscAGosLA LODGE A. +. AND A. NJ
No. 2O2 mbets thhd Saturday night IN
each month. NJ. NJ. Evans, w. 81,
j. II. Rolls, S. w; d. OGuynn, J.. W.;
H. G. Dempf, Secretary !; A. Blumer
Treasurer ]. W. Stewart, s. d.; D. g
POltis, J. D.; G. l.. Howe, ). and 1.
EscKTAwPA LODGE KNIGHTS or HONOR
No. 3ll5-Meets second and fourth Satnr-
day nights in each month. Onicers H.
Colmer, Jr., D.; Chss. Ehlers, V. D. +.
COlmer, A. ID. b. W. Lester, r: d. n
CrumhOrH. T. r.; H. Ehlers, T.i +. Green
ough, G.; VIM. Greenough, C.; q. W.
Hough, G. Z. A. Suthoff, 5.
GULF LODGE KNIGHTS OF HONOR NO
24s4-Meets on first aud fourth SATURDAY
nights of each month. Ira w. BroOme
D.; L. McIDnis, V. D.; W. NJ. Ward, A
]. K. Mcleod, R.; P. H. Freeland, r. X,
D. K. McIunis, G.; VIM. Welch, z Al
bert FrentE, O.; @. J. Anderson, s.; T.
w. Morrill,, J. W. Morris, VIM watkins
Trustees.
Z. L. HOWE r. A. CHATTER No. loo-,'
Meets second Saturday night IN escl
mouth. T. A. CoulsOn, H. P.i ,. W.
Morris. King.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1887-07-15
Lost a Subscriber.

We deeply sympatbize with the
Kansas City Lire Stock Indicator in
its sad ni>tor'onc-;he loss of a
subscriber. Here is tie letter:
Editor Lire Stoel +. Cy., Indica-
ter-Dere Sur-l hereby offer my
reSignaShun as il suoscIlbef to your
paper, it being a pamphlet ot such
konSekence as not to Benefit my
family by takin' of it.
What you need in your Shete is
6raneS and some one to russell up
news an rite eddytoryalS on live
topicks. No menShun has been
made in Your shete of me butcher
in' poland china pig woighiu' 500
pounds, or OF tue gaps in the chick
ems our this way. You StenjuSly =.
more the tact that the tater bug is
eatiu' things up out here, and say
u0thin' abOnt Hi SIMPSONS durham
huIl calf breakin' It's legg tallin'
down Il well, or of Grandma SipeS
haVin' the sore legeS. Two import
ant weddin'S here has been utterly
Ignored by yonr columns, end a two
kolumu OHtchnary, writ by me on
the deth OF grandpa Henry, was left
out OF your shete, to say nothln' OF
a alfabetical poem beginnih' with
"a is for Andy and also for AK
writ by my dalter. This is why
your slrete is unpOpler here. Futh.
| sent You fifty Gents 70 al
vertis my pJal-danguS bull bull for
sale, and when took the trouble
10 hev our school teecher write you
n lOng arlicul telling abOut his good
Qualities you only printed two
Thirds OF it. aud that on your aith
page, aud | still have the muily
devil On my Hands. If You don't
want eddNtOIyalS from this place
aud ain't gOin' to put no news in
your Shete we dOn't want said shete.
Yours in disgust,
HIRAM MOAKs.
p. S.-If you print that obltchua-
ry in your next iSSoo | may sign
lgin for your shete. III, NJ.