New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-28
THE TALK or TIE DAY,

| remarkable fact about the sea-green glass vasq
found In Etruscan tomb at Bologna is its pcrfooe
condition. 1t IS absolutely fawless. Tho wa
made In the fifth century. 1t is nine inches high
unique in form, having two handles.
"Look here now erie, Hans. what for you gvl
all your felers on yard arOundl You be mischief
No by St. Nicholas 1t IS nothing but. little
game OF tag that Johnson and are PLAYING replies
But every one Of your fcllcrs has got a SNOWFALL
Goh, yes but that's only to Keep thc boys COOL you
know; They're awfnlly warm,booded ,.,u, Damn.
at there's going to DO row. excialms Beppo.
"coner meah lima"
But don't want to fight. and am Just as
"Yon may be hungry says Johnny Bully, out you
touch that turkey II you dare
I" II can't crow pretty soon. shall bust shouts
Johnny Crapaud .-fBOSton Transcript.
II is remarked that Mr.. Kearney, late Of the SAND
Lots, doesn't cut very large figure I'm NewYOrk 70
may be truly said of the agtstor that his name y
Denis.
THE HAPPIEST HOURS
The hoppiest hours our hoyh)ud knew
Were not the hours at school,
| But those spent whom the line we threw
Into the CLASSY pool,
! Or In tho river took DIP,
Or when the season found
Us fighting for the championship
Upon the baseball ground
"The happy hours at school n 70 powers
Make known, what hours wcro thosci
As every schoolboy knows
The hours at SCHOOL, oh, sigh no morc
That they have gone for aye.
Or sigh for those that como at four
-(Boston Courier.
A sign IN a Broadway confectoners window readsi
"sunday schools and Fairs Supplied Purity guar.
nntced- This Is a striking comment the progress Of
civilization. No moro Church Fair maple sugar with
a mixture Of twc-thlrds Cuban brown sugar need 10
feared. A guarantee gIven with every package.
Pannng Out Deacon Julius c. SNOWFALL, wb tales
a religious paper asked Rev Am!nadab BlcdSo tho
what IS de mcanIn' Oh do terms pan Epscopals
and pan Pre@,'yterans Why de debbl hain't we gos
cncd p n Rapttsses ?" ,-,--
Look hrah. nigeah, II pains me TO see you 'splsy
slch gncrancc Don't Yer know dat do pan PScopais,
pan Mefodists, pan Baptisses IS dem %htt pans os
dc moswhcn dc hat IS being passed" Texas sIhlngs
saws Protcchonlst Democrat "Thc course OF tho
President Is making the Democratic party tirel'
Yes AMI It will result IA the Democratic party being
retired in leo0.
None at that Office" Thy ar. getting MP oil trusts,
sugar trusts and various Other lnd, Of trusts said
a entering coal dealers Office; is there to oe
don't know" said The coal dealer, scratching his
head. " dont read tho papers much But there's ono
thing can tell you. 1h 70 won't be no coal trust In
this Office, and don't you forget it.'-uoson Courier
An Engllshman finding his horse could not SEQ
ANYTHING az a ccr'an ressOnabe distance concuded The
animal must be shorsighted An examination of Tho
eyes proved that glasses were needed pair %
concavc spectacles buched over The eyes Of tho
horse with the most satisfactory results.
4 MISTAKE About Moses. The llitle laughter Of the
family being shown Doie ilustrat ons OF Paradise
Lost" and had got far th- picture which reveals
T.,cs ON Mount sinai holding up the tables Of the
Law to the gaze Of the Israele mutituf, below
"Who IS that, mammal the little girl asked
at IS Moses. my DEAR
o.. yes and n. see. mamma, hos got c'ienlar'
-lBost0n Transcript
some Iugubrous religions crank has been plastering
the rsclls along the Hudson River with the words in
whrcs paint Prepare 70 moot Thy Goa Md Win
an Unconscious humor h. has onally placed this
statement after the name OF patent medicine SC
that the traveller reals f. follows: Use killems
Llsea,e AnnlAllator-Prcpare TO meet thy God"
We have been examining book Of Familiar Quota
tons- and after deep thought nuhns lfn-y onounce
II frard From cover 70 cover We , hays peinsd
tho familiar quotation in the language. viz; "ohi
Gcorg,. tbs +, ;, sLticn.--lBos'on Courier
"rhe roston Courier thinks ,hae vo'apuk is gain
ing ground Perhaps Boston win decide to adopt IL
a, protest against tho slangy character Of the current
English
how 10 >p~u "Cau Won srcll "a - he all
"oh. yea can spell that" sho 'plled
Well Why don't yon SPELL II. thcn y
81, looked very wise. hut shook h'r head lor's
know what bnd Of car yog mean -.
Lfflc Carrie wanted drink u water. and kcps
Florcnce got Of patience and SAID " by don't YOU
be Friday. ~ Boston Herald
some people ar, dlub' mi about the proprciy Il
small contributions when the plato pa Sed in church
small 10y hal one cent for tn purros" lie frarcd
tbs small sum would not hc counted, INT the minister
announced the result of ~ collection rs IN. dollars
and ono cent. The youthful mind was then relieved
one sunday not long ago, Warren. eight and Harry,
six years Old. the Md a"akc ~ Of Mrs H.. VINO 70.
,i,le ia h Iowa were lrh arising Will west show ara
laSsong each other In the yad while n ir mother was
writing ia the library. The boys making cOnsderaD.e
noise Mrs f. di'cf speaking to n ON So ef,' um'',
told them INFO IN house rs hY wrre too no -
and IL was sunday Warren lay down on tho sofa In
he parlnr and Harry rec'ined loun-c In the SIT NJ
room the doors ~ all thr'c rooms be NJ OPEN Atcf
thinking thcir tlS fp~ IN 'rt tp' arren san:
Harry 'spsc Sonday. don't you p" LA ~ lcpl led
Yes. | test II ; don't youl"-iH6Son Herald
According to all accounts Montreal is a badly gov
crnel city, Willis the two Sti'e cos are du9lrc ng
with each other tho practical politicians and camp
fol.wc. Of born 90 in for doodle II IS evident
that our hooders wise in che OSinG Mont cal As
place OF residence They ought to fee at hone there
The Moral Sidc ~ the Case. 50 have always hold
lat prize hghs brutal and disgrace to onr CIVIL
2atiOn TIE who becO mes Int e>ted In thcm ana
encourages them Is also OF 4 low, bruta naiWc'
guess youhc right. By N" WY some % mo
English plp'"s cOntNud that I'm tno'hrr round Smth
would have knocked Kilran ont
They do. CHI Thai's what cali gall In hvs
minutes mora krain would have made SOUP bones ot
smith don't see why those buffers stopped the Ggh!
on accOurd OF darkness ~ Tiucou JoWuh.