New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-06-14
CLASS DAY At THE UNIVERSITY.

A MOCK PROGRAMME; ISSUED BY THE JUNIOR CLASS
PROFESSORS ENJOYING THE " GRlNDs"
The University boys made things lively last evening
when the senior class met in the Asbury Methodist
Episcopal Church TO celebrate their class day exercises
Gerard b. Tow nd, the president called the meeting
order amid blast OF tin horns from underclass men
in different parts OF the house The rolcan was en-
lvened by various remarks the names were Called
and the reading of the class history by Waiter Adams
from scroll that extended half across the church was
appreciated by all The treasurers report also called
forth much mirth. -
An imposing hut exceedingly ludicrous rerformaneG
was the marriage between the class OF SO ana me
immortal bun OF the class OF 81 Inc ceremony Wa
performed by the Royal High Thingsmie, Palmer
Townsend Under the head OF unfinished business Tue
prophecies OF ST read by William Francis camp
bell in which, after mentioning the pecuarites OF inc
different members. the whole class was summed up a.
Seventeen cranks" Under the mead OF
business. Charles sutton, the rhetor oil the oJass
presented to the different members OF the class various
of their own pecul.ares or gifts suggestive
OF grinds that had been worked Some OF them wers
beer keg TO Church Jumpinack to Cassei Key o.
Kappa Beta Phi to Wolfe nishcap S am XIV" "a
sken q motto, God Bless our Flat to Williams ana
a suit OF babies undergraduates to noung poem c,s
read BIZ Austin ID. Wolfe and the University Iee iuo
rendered number OF pleasing selections Inc Vslc ~,
exercises were MADE more hIaross uS rs Vice
Chancellor MacCrdcsen and number OF ihe proIeSs1rs
Jokes of the boys wen as the audience ala winch cu
the church. - -, lion. orA
given each person upon entering the church ~ WAS
in substance as follows;
Beer Keg and Ban Exercises of the syphke 81 Washers
of the New. York University The Raspberry Church,
Never tod.a.l!e a. = East NewYork. D. G-Ibis class
noted for N nominees 60 wne women tobacco and PRAYER
meetings Disorder OF Exercises re%e,l unresset snV
cribs no coats needed Bread Call % the Marrer.
and Finnked Herstorv, Ewes Husband treasurer ne
port (signeO JoJo. Dog aced boy IiypIce-hss Jun
class OF 81: Wife the bun separation performed le
Eimsgnhi High Layor Intermlsson Free beer VII pe
distri6ued by Church 81. assisted BY tho y Y H. u;
Prof &c Hide the cribs Amt Pretty -fnn WIhl t
wards FonS What would give: Adams. the creek
senistory" Andrews N Y. { Crib; Cameron. Anti Fat
pills Campbell SIS in His Inside Pocket Church 10
man punch; Haskell speech Mathews. Ca1r9Ils pho,o
Mach Plas chloride and cool cigar feade lhonpsons
hair dye; Sklen. come one 70 love MN sutton soe
Townsend, b.. Bible quotations. Townsend, y g bouy
Cheaue Walker temper pledge Williams vaedle'1J
ote wedding ring Young cradle Hogsns seven uotI1
payable in advanced At TINS point MI Vote @
fhie,y Best krlOber key Poem. "Papas Pants VIII soon
FIJI Austin Wolfe On Sleeps clohingl Grand Finale-
Sylvia Ballet entire class premiere dansense SFno
If Camerone drop dead opportunity Will no" De given
for cumming the cue members OF th. elAssLlAy al
mIrers will please Al forwar TOO hastily Maeictoh
CL-u D. THE audience requested not 10 take away
pews disturbance 10 the street. Out 10 20
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