Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-25
BRIGHT BI Is.

IL the discharge of even a single duty.
always be sure that it is loaded.-LWrlinGt0 as
Free Press.
MR.. Moon is a candidate for Senatorial
honors IN New Jersey. Should he be defeated,
after spending time, If not money. to secure
the ce, he will be apt to consider himself Il
fool Moon .-NOrrtSt aon He, aid.
l WAS getting one of these misses an ice
when two of the colts, calbre 90, L should
think, came up to the table, and | heard one
say TO the other: IL say, Il chappie. could
yer pat me on to chocolate ice? Pm so
Dlawsted color blind, yer know, | cawn't tell
'em apart. "-Eecha0ge.
MRS. GooDwEATHFR-It must be dreadful
to be buried prematurely.
Mr.. Goodweather-Oh, l don't know. l
wouldn't worry, my dear. 1t won't happen
to you.
Mrs. Goodweather-Well, nope not.
Mr.. Goodweather-No, love. You'll never
be buried too soon,--HayDer's Basar.
81 WANT to see one of the editors" said a
lady, coming into the Office.
which one?' Inquired the horse reporter.
The one that wears glasses"
ION his nose or under his nose?'
Both, think" she replied, hesitatingly,
and was at once directed by the startled horse
reporter TO the religious editors ROOM
WGShfngt0n Crttic.
81 SAY, Dumley, remarked Robinson, with
some indignation, II hear you have reported
about me that owe You money"
"YOu have owed me $50 for several years"
THAT may be, but don't owe you ANYTHING
now. That $40 debt became outlaweu the first
of the year. You ought not 10 spread damaging
reports about man." continued the still IN
dlgnant RobinsOn.-Life.
MRS. DE PING hasinvlted her country rela-
tlves to dinner. in acknowledgment OF cour-
tesles shown during two weeks country
visit the summer before.
He latter the sixth course) Pm bowed if
can eat another mossel!
She tnudging HIM under the table, and in a
MISREPRESENTATION yer vest, EZry, It's tn
only chance We'll hev ter git even with UNI
Ter another vear.-JaGd1e.
ANXIOUS MAMMA-Poor dear, what is the
matter
Weeping daughter-Cluveriu Is hanged
and there is no one left to send flowers to
Never mind, darling, the sun las not quite
gone out. Dry your eyes and will take you
to st. Louis next week"
But, boo-hoo, what can do there ?"
~ on can have pair of shoes fitted on you
by Frank ames."-0DaG61 World.
NEW JERSEY small boys are proverbially
smart. One of the brightest in the State was
playing at shovelin& snow from the board
walk in front of the house the other morning
when wide awake book agent came along
and saluted him with a CHEEKY, Good mora
irg, my llttle7 friend. Is your mother en-
gagedp
mo, sir,'' was the emphatic answer, ''she
isn't engaged; she's married, and Pm her
boy; and she's got another besides me. No,
sir, she isn't engaged. "-Hayper's Basar.
my SON." said an Austin merchant, 81
should think that Miss Flutterby would 90
back on you, and she is considered quite an
heIress, too"
why. father,'' inquired the dude, ''should
you think that Maud would triile with my af-
| fections?"
because you get yourself up in an extrav-
agant style. You dress too loud"
Yes, 1 know you think so, but you never
take into consideration the fact that Maud is
tri1e deaf. That's the reason that | dress
| loud. "-TeDds Strings.