Telegram-herald., 1887-04-03

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q4'st sald ths barber. What n ne
natter
its Pay prala, uly brain
VERY sorry. s4f. ssls yoa ~iA have ioils
e0an e goa want % bs sbssej
Perhaps you don snos who { an
Tue barber admiitsd bis snorases
We'll. ~. { am Psossea.iag Attorney
Msynaf1 snd 1 have grsas deal % ora'n
xofS ~ pefHsrm ssd thss Is ~hy am 50
nervous
Well. NJ Maynard you mus, have
night smali bFsin-nons Of tne 5tAer az
ysss "a this Nay
Fx-tIe sainte,i aad when ihe bsy Fum
resiged him his brain As slIll there but
bis beard xas gone.
A. the banqusl given by The bar Of Grand
Rapids 70 Jadse Jackson ia ths Peninsula
e.ub Thursday eyening Fwediie vas intro
daced % The guest Of The evening as can
diiate foe The Superior bench. The IA
Judge regarded Maynsrd msgriiy foe
moment and hen said.
You will excuse me Mr.. Maynard bat
mus, tell little story on shis occasion. Ca
OF our Circuit Judges was called 70
Tennessee. where We have a district Judge
who is-well. older than he looks. The
Circuit Judge bad heard OF Hammond-l'
call him Hammond because that isn't his
name-and be walked down to the court a
little laie stuck his head 10 The door saw
the young man on the bench, eiscuisied
kindergarten. by Cd. slammed the door
sni went back 70 his hotel"
I r
George a..
81, kstee,
cures
>eurslizce.
And he slso destroys worms and Incl
dentalIy runs lor Mayor A man who hai
worms informed me yesterday that every
bead OF = iauily who votes for George g..
FOR MAYOR will get bottle of Stekeiee 5
Worm DESTROYER. There certainly would
te no bribery about this for the Worm
Destroyer could not possibly come under
The head OF meat. drink or refreshments" +"
but il seems 20 me this is mixing politics
and physic with vengeance.
What Is ihs row between you and
Sneeie. CGblsigh'"
"Oh. nAw,hiag pariieulaw, only he's
always making game of fellaw, don't
chew know.
Why 1 reyer heard him allude to you
excep, as perfect gentleman"
Yeas. Oh ysas. That's bis cussed saw
casm. don't chew know. lie don't mean
it."-7oea Topic,
Quaint old Sault de Sc. Maiiel After
resting and blinking year after year at the
ships that 20 down s. Marys with no
thought or care for present or future pros
pesity. now cometh your boom and what a
boom Il j., The FIVE million dollar appro-
priation for the bridge aad the $3.50 go sp
priation for the locks in the canal, the
three railroads that are to run into the old
French Canad an Indian town. have
brought the capitalists there from every
Minneapolis. The Minnesota men are
conhi,mt that the 500 will outstrip De'roi,
and their own towns. Land is selling a,
fabulous prices and Ssckett & Virgins are
setting up theatre there,
Here = the latest piece Of Brown Pottery
from To.ra Topics
we Nnou shat irse ro lels o a.
The poster can SET up ip clay.
S0f se.s e trsf IN p'eysns hsrrsrt,
Mrs.. Potter 4ri'c upsct the play,
Nv friend The Saun'c-er" wrifins in
she saue iournal. sag received the ioi.
loving ea5legrsm. Hnsisns and prepaid, on
Nondav
sFss al Hlgha 'ss tie Prince g. wsle-. At
I fea1fd a O. 1t arssi 90 Nan a Hlie tss iiar-
r. srk~t rhest oa ~star .ie cinf-ty .ai'O., "a
/ ~ .fe 'ornsn anS De- d a hsi- 90 4scr-p.ip
IN Nr-. tee p rs ren tar e. ts F+o
3 o reed nsr 4 ssuia ota rsra ofec aud ccfssip
/ 81 .u fs,S'
And acw Mrs. Potter, win the proud en-.
lo-seusn. az above IL a. actress az last
/ she has s'scDoi f-om the little stage IN the
p8rlo- gp to the BIZ one in The piiyhorss
sa3. fi-evefmofe. b ONE shs properly o
tas paaic. Tis 2 hirsh worid ,noa has;
cbsllenssd 90 boldly. pretty "&nue syivss
T ter e hath cold eyes for al beauty thai
IS cannos clasp. and = cynie- hesft tba'
pretty whins and girlish vsnilie5 may no'
I tOucl lt accepts the genius that cln u
/ ia satsd senses. though she may rseS of IA
chssnei bat it hrao-s no mercy ior 1ass
/ fsss smbiroa. thoagh she may oe Ti'lln- q
buv ifs favor by Snesilnz in tae mire Even
I his flushed face IN the h0S. and ths aia. 81
+ his isvor thst isaa in ait - modes, woman
I hood. csnn1t save thee lie bat advertise
( the wares ths pnbir j. askei e. huT. and
msns tastes hitler. be they priacss. peers 81
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