The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-11-17
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"A prsisfroa creditor il ose who Ssrsi
ssis ior BIZ morfy.
- great may people bold iheotie'
Who oArI bella their iougue
- ias rsbtsf afm tas failed. They
sirsacAfd ibslr credit ioo far
Tthpos every bicycle rdr who can
loser iae record. bai u ssh poor bicycle
that faansi lower the rider
Jahnpy. said ibe susAAy school
lessher. 'vhsi !. our 5aiy 70 osr aaish .
boz r To ask ca 70 lea a. soon as they
SCI settled. s.id Iohrny.
a tosmsssr haaipg load q naTbie
10 ve,naui sen sslesp tbd ,heo fell %
bis load aud s@ badly islated, liz
dfnamps h. 8well to marble bagls
"a me1ical authority s.aies ihst bus
baads u nd beaded womea are liable to
besoms c9isr blihd They are also liable
" ltr4we lane Aha bald.
YES, said Mrs BAsenm TO Der neigh.
Dor. Mu pousoaby. Il slssys ala admire
Deao8n samuel. IL Is The most diBui-
had looking maa when be - asloep tina, ]
ever si@
--"@ni Jon give me some cold Wet
Bals sstsd nsujieshi =, Prospect
svepue door yesterday I'VE hsve none, :"
wss tbs reply "oh. welI. DO, ones will
DO" said tue beggar briskiy.
Pastor Thomas. don't you think
your parents would feel very sore II they
kues you were h,biog 90 the Sabbath :
Thomss. Yes. cir; bat 10, hall as sore as
I'd ioei II they iouad it out
Young Mr. Sissy TO bis pretty cous-
I'M: ia your matrimonial fishing.
Maude, II yon should make 4 catch like
me shat soad you do +" Maude;
"Ihfos u back 10, Charlie
r /, vas an old Scotch woman, accord.
ing TO PaaaA. sbo, when she saw her pas.
tor coming along the road on bicycle,
said II dinua like 10 see the msensster
going aboat abe cyuntry on cyclopedia "
Caller Say d. you pubish spring
poetry 4 iitof l'avagsly) what r.
Gale Il sAd DO you publish spring
poe p 4 Eiitor lthunderouslyl; "Ntwr
Caller Then you can send your paper
to my address for SIX months
--"Thi, is cold, cold world r sighed
young maa, as he stopped aimlessly IN
front Of Detroit clothing store the other
day. Dot vas 50, mein freud. replied |
the proprietor, who vas standing 10 the
door. "bul ulstefs vas so cheap as dirt r.
IL may be a question Just when it is
best 70 take the risk Of losing mans
frien lship by refusing TO loan him money. |
An experienced observer says that be Is Of |
the opinion ihat De average friendship is
never saftu aiofo than $50.
England threatens to get financially
even siih Bailtlo Bill aud his Wild West
show by setting Gilbert aud Sullivan 10
write comic opera as take Of on its
popularity, aud sending Banditti com
pany 10 this country to work American
pockets,
"A wiiter 10 November magazine
asks; Are the Lpwer Animals Approach.
ing Man z" Some Of tho lover animals
have frequently approached boys 10 the
vicinity Of apple orchards, and no doubt
they would also approach man II be were
on the same errand as the boys.
Private Culemau. Of the Marine Corps,
has been sentenced by the court marshal
At Annapolis to ten days solitary conGne-
for 'disrespeciful language" 10 declining
10 take pile prescribed by the navy ply
stefan.
women cannot be satricsl, says a
writer, ANY more than they can be hu-
So How is il when a man,
After counting girl Tor seven yesrs pro.
poses be says; cob George this is so
len"
Justice LOckemup: Your foe is 500.
.s,onished Ltvbreakef. Twenty dolsrsl
For g.,iios drunk Jus,ice M, for
,ettiug c.nsbt Hundreds Of people get
irnnk every day aud don't fine en-
,ent OILY hae thuse who get caught.
"A paper ia the upper end Of the State
las discovered "a tramp who writes po-
TRY Tranps Nho steal chickens are
numerous 10 this part Of the State. but
me guilty Of tbs more heinous offence OF
whiting poetry" has not yet put in an
appearances,
--Shsrpel, was Invited the other day to
dinner by old Maeskiuaint. Ia due
ourse Of time two chops made their APP
,earsnce, "You see your dinner" re- |
marked the host Yes" replied Mr..
'harpsly, helping himself TO both Of the
hops. "but don't see yours +.
'.lloW is your son getting along in
,ew York. Mr.. HAyseed y guess be
ini doiu ~ we'll as he says he is He
rss home to,her DAY, ADD bad on color
d shn and white collar. rsyther
aspeci hes behiad With bis washer
IomAa
--''Ate yoa g ttiog much practice yetf"
sked an OH paYsiesan 81 young friend
ho bsa recently started "Yes. cir,
resi deal, thank you. replied the young
egianer. an GLAD 70 hesr H. 10
bat liae DOES yonr practices ile psrileu
lfly r Well, ~. particularly ia econ
uy
I'VE beard tie oiLtr day Of young
iaisler DO wSs very handsomely taken :.
san by bright little SRI he had !
scn called upon Qalie nbsxpeciediy 10