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Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

A new and extraordinarily fine variety
of asparagus has jus: been discovered on
the steppes of Akhal-Tekiz, recently an
neSed by Russia Though growing per-
fectly wild, il attains size unknown in
civilized countries. The stalks are said TO
be nearly as thick as mans arm, and
they grow TO a height Of five or six feet
This asparagus is tender and delicious in
flavor. One stalk will supply ten Rus
sian soldiers with all they can eat.-New
York Tribune.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

CoCINE. loDoFoRM OR MERCURIALS in
any form in the treatment of catarrh or hay
fever should be avoided. As they are both
injurious and dangerous. IOdoform is
easily detected by its offensive odor. The
only reliable catarrh remedy on the market
today is Ely's Cream Balm. being free from
all poisonous drugs. II has cured thousands
OF acute and chic cases. where all other
remedies have failed. A particle is ap
piled into each nOstril; no pain; agreeable
To Use Price fifty cents
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Kidneys and Bladder.

IL your urine is highly cOlored, milky or very
clear. IS passed often and with pain, or is
scanty or too abundant. and casts a sediment
OF white, rOpy or brickdust color. or II you
have pains in the back. or feel weak. or II
there is a heavy. dragging or bearing down
feeling, or any disease Of unusual symptoms.
or dtsagreeable sensation such as an unnatural
discharge. or itching. or burning. consult DR.
\ arueil. VIII, examines and prescribrs for a
greater number of these difficult cases in 4
single month than an ordinary physician sees
in 4 lif. ,imt.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
LAKEWOOD.

Here all passenger trains of the New York.
Pennsylvania and Ohio Railroad stop during
the season. II being the Chautauqua Lake sta
ton, and the distributing point Tor the entire
lake. There are tive hotels at Lakewood, both
Of immense size and capable of accommodate
ing nye hundred guests each. Numerous
steamers are constantly plying the Lake,
transporting visitors u all points. Those in
search of a pleasant resort TO spend the sum
mtr months cannot find 4 more convenient OF
delightful Place than Lake Chautauuua.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Heart, Brain and Nerves.

ltyou have dizziness of the head, difficult
breathing and sufOcating feelings. palpitation
OF the heart, fulness Of the head. a tired, irri-
table. discontented feeling and fear OF i'm
pending danger or death. a dread of being
alOne-Or the reverse. a desire TO BE- alsDe-if
your memory is failing. and you are gloomy
ana despondent, or II you dream much or Of
ten. aud feel an aversion to society, you are
suffering from serious disease of the Nerves,
Brain and Heart. You have no time to lose
Consult at once DR.. Narne!l. the experienced
and SurcrsSfnl SntrialIsf
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

E,ry application gives relief. every bottle
contains cure every bujlly tested ~ to gual
Ns every genuine bottle bears the tirns iG,.
smile signature. every home IN America
kuUws It's NAlue every spoken language knows
It's name every Journal praises IL every dealer
Knows il merits every chemist finds II perfect
sold toy Druggists snd Dealers Price nfty
cents per bottle The Charles A. Nogeler Co,
Baltimore Md.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
LOCAL NOTICES.
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, for chill
dren teething, is the prescription Of one OF
the best female nurses and physicians il
the United States. and has been used FOL
years with never-failing success by millions
OF mothers for their children. During the
process of teething its value is incalcsllable.
1t relieves the child from pain, cures dysen,
tery and disrrh6a, gripping in the bowel.
and wind collie. By giving .ealth to tht
child Ii restst the mother. Pric S5c bottle
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
DR.. JAMES YARNELL

Inc experienced and successful specialist
widely known As the founder of the Northern
Indiana surgical Institute. gives his exclusive
attention 10 Chronic or long standing Dis
eases of both men and women. and Is the i'm
ptrIal master Of these terrible maladles.
GU do not have 10 tell him your ailments
lie can read your complaints like an open
oook. ana Will select proportion and combine
rehrdits 10 meet the exact requirements of
each individual case The results are absolute
Sctrtalntlrs! No guess work No e.perime ItsI
NO failures! No dlsappointmentS' When he
TAKES y case ht takes IL to cure IL
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Throat and Lungs.

lfy0u cough or have weak lungs pains or
soreness IN the chest. Bronchitis. Bronchial
'atarrh, Laryngeal Iatarrh. or any affection
of the Throat or Lungs. do not lose valuable
time or waste the precious opportunity Of a
cure on worthless patent medicines. or mex
p-rtnced practitioners, but apply at once to
DR.. larnell, Throat. Lung and Catarrh Spe-
ciallst. Try the best first. because IL will be
the cheapest In the END. and If you call before
the disease has aswOrkedirreparabIe injury. you
"a he. ypt
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

i wonder if my readers have noticed
how much lately the customs Of taking
refreshment are changing and how com
parativcly seldom people take glass OF
wine, as they Used 10 do2 In London
charming little milk bars are sprinkling
up with mushroom like rapidity, and
they are crowded with the better class of
young men.-LondUn Cor. Leeds Mercury.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

No medicine is more conScientiouSly pre-
pared. more powerful, OF more highly con
centrated, than Ayers Sarssparilla. Its
standard of excellence is the result of care
ful study. This preparation is ackn"w-
lodged by the medical profession Ia br the
best blood purifier.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
In General Debility, Emaciation,

Consumption and Wasting in children.
SCOTS Emulsion is most valuable food
and medicine. ii creates an appetite,
strengthens the nervous system and builds
up the body. Have been highly pleased
with il in consumption. scrOfula, and
wasting diseases, bronchitis and throa,
troubles. A. JoNES, NJ d., Cornersyille,
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

TIE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. S,res. Ulcers. salt Rheum, Fever
Sores. letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all skin erupti0ns, and positively
cures Piles. or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded Price IS cents per box. Fol
sale BY Charles Ludlow x Co.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

NNN>A trifie with any Throat or
NSNS Lung Disease. If you have
. Cough or Cold, or the children are
threatened with Group or Whooping Cough,
use Ackers English Remedy and prevent
further trouble. 1t is positive cure,
and we guarantee it. Price 10 and 50c
Frank IL. Coblentz, corner Market and
High streets.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Mr. Ives SAWS none Of his loans have been
called. and Mr.. sage says he does not IN
tend 10 call them. rs his securities are Ell
tirely satisfactory.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Why suffer Piles. Immediate relief and com
plete cure guaranteed. Ask for Rough OF
Piles" Sure cure foritching, protruding, bleed
ing. or any form OF Piles. SOC. At Druggists q
mailed. Z. S. Wells, Jersey City, n. J.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

"A and reliable Medicines are the best
OSN todepend upon. Ackers Blood Ell
ixir has been prescribed for years for all i'm
purities of the Blood. In every form of Scrof-
ulous. Syphili,ic or Mercurial diseases. it is
invaluable. For rheumatism. has no equal.
Frank II. Coblentz. corner Market and
High streets.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint? Shiloh's NitiliZar
is guaranteed "a cure you. For sale BY r.
A GarWoOd
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Russia has ordered frontier merchants
10 dismiss German clerks by next sep
tember
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Diseases of Women.

II you have dragged an aching back and
limbs up and down STAIRS for long weary
months. do not think you can suffer on and he
disease will ultimately wrsr itself out This
deiusIOn has cost many poor WOMAN her
life. Come at once 10 Dr. farnell. who cures
the most obstinate cases without the use OF
caustics or the 0dlouS spectrum, bya common
sense method of treatment which any lady can
employ herself His remedies act with Ger
tainty in all eases Of Painful MenstruatiOn
Jlcerous Condition. Failing, ketroversion,
AntlStTsion. Barrennrss. sexual ludlffeTrn nee
Leucorrhf1, pain and weakness in back
limbs aud side. distressing headaches, ner
S0us prustration and all numerous diseases
prCnl!hr TO telnAlrs from Nnmln ln old aye
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Judge Il. +. Cowan. supreme keeper OF
records and seals of the Knights of
Pythias, died at his home in St Louis from
tumOr.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

CATAKRI CUKED. health and swee,
breath secured by Shiloh's Catarrh l.eine-
dy. Price 80 cents. Nasal Injection free.
For sale by r. A. Garwood.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

The irish land bill passed lis second
reading in the commons but will br amend
ed in committee uu demand ut the Union
ISIS
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Jacob Sharp, convicted in New York Of
bribery, Was sentenced tn four years ia the
penitentiary and S., 900 line.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

There were twelve new cases of yellow
fever at Key West. on Thursday. No
deaths
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Luther q. kinkley. in the Ohio penitrn
tiary on n one year sentence for incest, has
been pardoned by Governor Foraker.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
EXCURSION TICKETS,

Via New York, PENNSYLVANIA and ohio Rail
road, are on sale at all local stations and At
stations Of connecting lines from June lSt
good for return until october 3lst-
J k. SHALER, Gen. Supt.. Cleveland. D.
L. p. FARMER den Pass Agt-, New I 0rk.
A. L CLARK, Asst Gen. Pass. Agt CIey--
land. Ohio
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

II gray, restores to original color. An elegant
dressing, softens and beautiies. No oil nor
grease. A tonic Restorative. Stops hair com
Ing out; strengthens, cleanses, heals scalp. 5Oc
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Matthew +. Slatterly. while at work on Il
gas well at Wapakoneta, o., died from the
effect of the heat
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Syrup of Figs.

Manufactured only by the California Fig
Syrup Co., San Francisco, Cal, is nature
only true laxative. This pleasant Cali
furnia liquid fruit remedy may be had al
DR. Casper's drug store, soc. and 81 bottles.
1t is the most pleasant, prompt and effect
i've remedy known TO cleanse the system; Il
act "n the liver. kidneys, and bowels gent
ly Yet thoroughly; to diSpel headaches,
colds, aud feYers, and Ia cure constipation
indigestion, and kindred ills.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Mr.. f. F. PAINTER, London Ath,
EDWARD HANLAN. Champion Oars

ST Jacob on cured me Of |. sprsiued
tendon"
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS. made miserable
by that terrible cough. ShiInh'> Cure is the
remedy for you. For sale by r. A. Gar-
wood.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

AVA CilSi 81 Liverpool 81, sydney, y :. "
Ati.r hiding l.pp miles against time II
Jscohs on removed all fatigue and I3lu
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
LAKE CHAUTAUQUA,
-THE-
POPULAR SUMMER RESORT.
Directly on the main line of the
NEW Y0hk, penn. { OHIO R. R.
y. Y. L. f. 4 W. r. K. Co. Lessee.
Midway Between Cincinnati and New
FOrk-Highest Nsvagable B'dy
Of Water on the COatineBt.
| .305 feet above the Ocean and 723 feet
ahntn liz. Erie nI.fanl .rNnn miles
THE CLIMATE IS PURE AnO IsyIGlaLTING.

The lake IS twenty miles long and from one
10 thrr- miles WIDE Akr.Ond, tiuNtuna,
hririIth's Point Bemus Point, Bay View,
kayrnssOOd. Martha's Vineyard. ChantaHgus.
Point Chautau4ua. Long Point. Maple springs
and NoOgin are among the different resorts
on the Lake. patr0niLed by the summer visit
ors. There are good hotels ateyery point.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

N NN>> would enjoy your dinner
y SSN and are prevented by Dys-
pepsia. use Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets.
They are q positive cure for Dyspepsia. In
digestion. Flstulency and Constipation.
We guarantee them 25 and 50 cents.
Frank II. COblentz. corner Market and
High streets.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Wells Health Renewer" restores health snd
vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Nervous
Debility. For Weak Men, Delicate Women. 81.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

AVA OArman, Royal Hotel, Ryde
81 Jacobs oil cures stiffness, cramps
and muscular pains in training
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
ALL BASE BALL CLUBS. individ-

For muscular Fsius have found II
Jacobs Oi. invaluable
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

gallN ana collectively.
lse Il Jacobs oil Tor spFaiuS, strains and
tfrfrs.z,
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Mexican War Veteran.

The wonderful efficacy Of swifjs Specific a. a
eases has never had more con-plcuous Illustration
than this case affords The candid unsolicited and
emphatic testimony given BY the venerable gentle
man must be accepted convincing and conclusive.
The writer Is prominent citizen Of Mississippi The
he is indebted for the advice to which he owes his
nnal relief from years Of suTer.lg Is Nr King. for
many years the popular night clerk IF the Iawrencs
House. al Jackson
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

NO. II has through sEctptr1 20 NcW OK MIC
Soston without change.
No.4is the famous limited express. com
losed entirely of sleepers. east Of Cleveland.
Through sleepers from Springfield. Makes
Sew York In 2O1S hours and Boston IN As
hours.
q. II. KNIGHT.
4. X. Ticket Agent.
D. B. MARTIN, Arcade Depot.
a. a. Springneld. 0.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15

Herr krupp. the German gun founder, is
dead
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
Tel Years Younger,

Mrs. Mary Montgomery. of Boston,
writes: s. For years, / vas compelled
10 wear 8 oress cap TO conceal bald
spot on the crown of my mead bnt now
/ gladly lay the cap aside for your Hair
Vigor is bringing ont Iew growth. I
could hardly uust my senses when 1
first found my hair growing; but there
II is, and All uelighted. look ten
years yOUsger."
I, similar result sttenued the use OF
Ayers Hair Nigor oy Mrs. %. o. Pres
cOtt, Of CharIestowL, Mass, Miss Bessie
h Bedloe, Of Burlington, Vt. Mrs. J j.
Barton, of Bangor, Me. and numerous
others.
The loss Of hair NAV ne owing :" Inn
purity of the blood "r derau cement uf
the stomach and liver. ia which ss,Se,
4 course Of Ayers Sarsapariila OF If
ayer's Pills, in Cuunrrtlun with the
Nigor, may be necessary Ia give health
aud tone 10 all the functions of the
body. Al the same time. it rannot be
too strongly urged fiat none "f these
remedies can do much good withuat
q pers-N eriug trial and strict attention
Ia CleanlV and en Ibt-rate habits.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
TAPT. PAUL BoYpoN. the world
Mr. JOHN RoLFE Champiou Ricv

- renowned swimmer
DO not >,'a how could get .lons With
out y Jacobs OH
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
IRJC. COPELAND. Editor 4nstra-


-'A i5IH ,paltS. sydney. y. :. ".
Ny tricycle. Journey Of 100 miles would
not have been completed without -
Jacobs oil.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-07-15
The Famous Chautsuqua AS mbly

Has its headquarters at Chautauqua Lake. and
cOnyenes in July and August Of every year.
One of the most popular resorts on the lake Is
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-05-17
LOUIE WELLS CANNON.
She Dies I'm California Yesterday
Morning.

She Dies In California Yesterday
Morning.
Word was received in this city yester-
day to the effect that Louie Wells Can
non, the wife of John @. Cannon, had
died at the home of her sister, Mrs. Belle
Sears, yesterday morning.
Louie Wells is the young woman who
created such a sensation last fall by
claiming to have married John @. Can
non but two days after her sister had
been divorced from him. Her story was
not believed, and the Grand Jury, pre-
ferring to believe that she had become
Cannon's second wife year before, in
dicted him on the charge of polygamy.
Some months since, Mrs. Cannon de-
parted for San Francisco on account of
i'll health, and Cannon's case was con-
tinued for the term, as she was an i'm
portant witness. The case, of course, is
still pending.
Whichever version of the Cannon
Wells affair is right, it cannot be denied
tnat Louie Wells made big mistake OF
her life, but the blame of this must fall
rather upon her family, who in her
tender years failed to instill in her proper
ideas of marital and sisterly love and
who, in her tender young womanhood,
failed to advise her and to stand by her
in her weakness. Outside of the one big
error, Louie Wells had many admirable
traits and with proper home training she
would doubtless have developed into a
woman of more than ordinary character
and OF many charms. Death to her
must have been gracious relief from a
life with more than its share OF bitter
ness-that most horrible of all bitterness,
a Clouded conscience-and- no honest
man can regret her departure, for, filling
as she did false position, it were far
better that she should go.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-05-17
PROBATE POINTS.
Estate Business and Marriage Ger
Iificates Filed.


tificates Filed.
In the matter of the estate of William
c. Browe, deceased, an order of publica-
ton of notice to creditors and an order
appointing John Midgley, William Full
Ter and Guy Wills appraisers of the said
estate were made.
In the matter of the estate and guar
dianship of Sidney X. Hooper and Alice
Hooper (minors) Willard Young filed
bonds of $50, 900 and was approved
In the matter of the estate of Al.
Guiwits deceased, the claim or B. C..
Harvey of 500. of March 2, 1885, and
$40. interest for one year, was filed, al
lowed and approved.
In the matter of the estate OF j. NJ.
Williamson deceased, an order of sale of
real estate, and an order appointing
Henry I. McEwan, ]. w. Grenman, and
j. w. Fog, Jr., appraisers of said estate
were made.
In the matter of the estate of Heber G.
Kimball, deceased, an order appointing
May S0th, 1887, for the reading of the pc
titions of VIM. H. Kimball asking that
he be appointed Administrator of said es-
tate, was made.
In the matter of the estate of Mary A.
Hooper, deceased, the following claims
were this day allowed, approved and
filed:
May II, 1SS7-To Godbe, Pitts * Co.
$3.50; to Cohn Bros. $3.50; to L. Y.
Taylor $3.50; to w. Peterson, $2l.SO;
to Deseret NeDs Company $500; to u. c.
NJ. l. $3.50; Annie Hooper $1,000.
The marriage certificates of Henry A.
Swift and Lizzie White, Edwin James
Williams and Amelia Downs, Samuel
Hills and Mary Ann Byram, and Perry
Isaac Hanks and Levina Henson were
filed to-day.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-05-17
A Cheeky Cadet.

Sometimes, when the ofenses of West
Point cadets are very fragrant, courts
martial are called to try them. These are
composed of army officers, who sit in
trial like Judge and jury when the often
der is in civil instead Of military life.
These courts-martial are often very funny.
Once there was youngster who was so
perfectly outrageous that he knew he
would be dismissed at the approaching
examination, SO he determined to have
a good time before he left. On the
grounds was an old disused shed of
some kind, and in it the young hopeful
piled all the shavings, rags and every
thing else combustible ne could get, and
one fine night he set match to it and
had q magnificent bonfire of his own.
OF course suspicion pointed to him, and
court of inquiry was organized to investi-
gate the outrage. General Thayer was
superintendent and Colonel Fry COM
mandant of the cadets. When the pris-
oner was called up for examination be-
fore the court, composed of officers of
high rank, imposing in the majesty Of
the law, he was asked to state what he
knew about the fire.
"I-I don't know anything myself
but what is hearsay testimony, and
you will not admit that, he replied
"The court does not desire to hear your
views on hearsay testimony" severely
remarked the prosecutor. "You are
directed to state what may have come to
your knowledge regarding the affair"
"Well, but" objected the culprit, 81
don't know anything about it, and what
l heard don't believe"
"The court, sir" Numbered the officer,
"has not inquired into your belief
You will Immediately state what you
heard"
"But-but-you don't believe me
ether"
BY that time the court was in a rage.
ago on, SIR" roared several officers to-
gether.
"Well, they do say" stammered the
cadet, diffidently, ''that General Thayer
got the shavings and old Fry set 'em
afre. philadelphia Times.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-05-17
A BAD DUDE.
How He Was GuYed BY Three
Yaps.


Shortly after 10 O'Clock last night one
Of the heaviest dudes of the town might
have been seen staggering down Main
street, and at about the same time three
yaps fresh from Yapville must of been
noticed wabbling along arm in arm.
The dude was out in a brand new light
suit, straw hat, white necktie and immac-
ulate linen. As he passed under a gas
lamp near the old Constitution building,
he seemed to present peculiarly anus
ing appearance to the above mentioned
yaps.
'''W'at's this? ?" asked one.
"You can ave it," said another.
Wonder when it Matched out?" re-
marked third.
Just then the dude stopped in such a
decided way that the jakes began to think
they had made mistake.
"What in hell's the matter wit you ?"
he asked
"Who said anything to your" asked
the three in unison.
"You blankety blank Mormon yaps,
what Dc you take me fora sucker?"
"Yod amt fat enough for that"
answered the smartest one.
AhlS "do lOilOheu ny All elegant HOW
of cuss words, and in less than minute
the four were bundled together in gen.
eral scrimmage. 1t was hard tussle for
the dude, three against one, but his heavy
and stylish-cherry cane did good
work. The three yaps went off with
black eyes and skinned noses, while the
dude suffered nothing worse than little
dust on his new spring suit
The only explanation that can possibly
be given of this result is that the dude
was a member of the late-lamented
Olympic Club.