New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

1t rumored In church circles yesterday morning
that there congregation out West somewhere-the
particulars not gven-whoso members did not
claim that their pastor had been asked was about
to DO asked 70 succeed Henry Ward Beccher. Up to
late hour last evening tho rumor had not been
verified
One OF Many.-Iittle Dot-Dci. your mamma said
IL you bed good boy and stayed in the yard she'd
Little DlcL-,I know, but she won't She always
forgets about II.
spanking Now, you better Stay in"
mo; she always forgets about that too
Omaha World
Count Andrassy, the Hungarian statesman, is noted
much for his ceverncss at reparec as for his ecce
tricity. IL very duh to-day" he tod one OF his
colleagues who visited him at Buda-Pesth: "Couns
X has been hero and We have exchanged ideas"
At tho state Department IL always his busy day
whom the foreign ambassadors called TO hold long
palavera One day the British envoy took offence ut
what he chose TO consider his discouresy In refusing
TO SEQ him when he "dressing" and at thoir next
meeting drew his attention to tho fact that he did
not call at the State Department as Lord X, but as
tho representative OF the Queen Of Great Britain.
"All tho more" the Counts deprecating reply
"consdcr the improperly Of my receiving the repre-
sentative Of the Queen in my night-shirt." The
proposition did not admit Of argument
Agcnt-IIave you burglar alarm In the house.
Lady OF the Housc-ycI. we did have last week
over stack OF milk cans. Talk about alarms you
ought to have heard that"-tBurllngton Free Press.
along John" wentworth. of Chicago, is erecting an
immense granite monument fer himself. When asked
the other day what epitaph he would put on it he
replied: "Nothng; not word. It's going to be
Just like me. plain. unsOphisticated monument Then
a man'l como along and say, Whose monuments
thati' and sOmebodyll say, Wentworth Then the
man'u say. Wentworth Who's Wentworth And
he'll go and buy a biography OF mo and remember It,
II had a big inscription on IL man'd say Went
worth, humphl Wentworth CHI and go OH and for
get all about it before he got out Of the cemetery
A Brattleboro druggist has put good idea into
practice by connecting every bottle containing poison
with the prescription desk by electricity that when
ever one Is touched a bell gives warning and wakes
tho compounder up to see by second look. whether
he has tho bottle he wants or nOt-New Haven
journal.
The notorious "Doc" Wilson says that no will
soon write novel which will cmbody the main Incl
dents OF his lfc But he neglects to say whether he
will appear the hero the villain of his talc.
"Dd you see my picture in the paper to-day
deari" inquired young traveller who had taken
SU oo an tho ohr er &
Hero she burst into tears. "why, what's tho mat
m so "a alsap pei ' had known You looked
like that / d never haze married you"-iMerchant
Traveller
"The Los Angeles Tribune " Is still calling out to
have the State OF California divided. 1t may be only
a coincidence, but it is suggestive one, that "The
Tribune" at the same time regards Los Angeles as
the ideal capital for great State.
The girls at the Hygoia make dead set for tho
army men from the fort M HON have you asked to
the other day. 81 haven't asked any one" "Nhy,
what does that meant Arnt you going9 "Ch
yes; but we don't do business that way here. Just
walt little and plenty OF the pretty girls will ask
me."-lTown Topics.
The Narragansett Boat Club Of Boston mysterionsly
that 1t Will April 1? give "tho grandest
and most unique entertainment presented which
IL calls the "Kakhta." Now in the name Of Brown
ing we ask. what Is a "Kiakhta"i
At Delmoncos-Cadloy and his uncle Jack, from
California at dinnor
Cad!cy-IIow do you like that tcrrapin stew, Uncle
Unclc-Fair my boy. far Flavor not bad but
like sartincs better.
Cadlcy-I.ilSe sardincs bettcrl why2
Uncle-You can swallow tho bones--t Town Topics.
Take away Carter Harrison and you could wrap
up the bains Of the Chicago Democracy in postage
stamp
visited Chicago although have passed through 1t.
Chicago Girl-Oh! you can't tell anything abou.
the city that way you know You stculd meet and
know tho people.
"Thcy arc very refined supposei"
"Mcrcy we arc NOT cannbais.'
|Cannibais 7"
"Why, no! We don't refine people; we roino
lard Vt en- Ina World
The people OF Winnipeg arc getting up o ire
mendou,ly long and loyal address tho Queen con
graduating her her jubilee They skihuly
working in q history OF Manitoba and a Winnipeg
tho Loading c!tIzcns Of Winnipeg 1t Is thought that