Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-07-12

Ii i-E't'iN NdTlOuSilkSIHSs'''. - p -
bna garox l:aE-.aii bHa .beiitsi
Queen!vietoria's incomeiis between
four and five million dollars a year.
Mrs. Julia jackson Christian Chris ian ,oi 81
San Diego, Gail, the only daughter
Of stone8alFI Il Jackson. I 4 has n given birth 1l
to a daughter. -. - ... :. -,,..,.,.-5i.-.
Mechanic to- ploxboy-tt.Wel my
lad, how much do you earn a week2'''
plowboy--" dune what earns, but
]. know what I gets" ",!.r:.1,;ai g.
| Pretty SCHOOL, Teacher-.ss Thomas,
state some of the beauties Of educa-
tion." Thomas (oldest boy in the
class )-H Sthool-ma' ANS. "fo.is sla'.
The Milling Co. have such a de-
mand for the Primrose" and g SUI
perlative" fiours, that they have been
obliged to drop their foreign orders
In order to supply the home trade, g"
Mark Twain says that nothing
seems to please fly so much as toIbe
mistaken for a huckleberry, and if-it
can, be baked in cake and be palmed
off on the unwary as a1currant,. lit
dies happy.ri '.E,..Hi- -, e@F,ai luc. 4
If you WISH to find a full stock of
Clothing, Shoes, Hats, Gloves, Unt
derwear, &c.. from which to make Sc!
lections for Spring and Summer use,
call at Hagley's Temple of Fashion!
If you want to buy nice shoes,
good shoes, and cheap shoes, the
place to go is the Milling Store. They
buy direct from the factories in Bos-
ton, and give their trade the benefit
of jobbers'', profit. ~ ga. = i,,.i.,.. ss,.-
She was q plain, out1spoken GeEr
man woman, and one night when sew
eral callers stayed ,lougerl than she
thought necessary she said in a loud
voice: I" Christian, let's go to bed so
that the folks can go home" "a:i-4-s,,
A physician's little; daughter,
called upon for toast, gave, 1.-THE
health of papa and mamma and all the
world" But she suddenly corrected
the sentiment. j" Not all the world,
for then papa would have no pa
tients." - !, 1.!l - -.fns .-'Si' ~ -
Judge" Have you anything to
say before the court passes sentence
upon you?'' .Prisoner-a Well allSI
got to say is, I-hope yer honor'l II
consider the extreme youth and
greenhess of my lawyer, an let me
off leasy.l'l1 .lt,,s Ti:'i .',s.,..i;. e e
:"We bend the knee, but not the
elbow" enthusiastically exclaimed an
orator at temperance meeting the
other evening. s' That's So" said
an unrecIaimed on a back seat.
"'It's the only way you can get your
mouth to the bung-hole." .''''-. 80
The Yonkers Gazette tells, of an
artist who recently went among a
herd of wild cattle to pursue his pro-
fession, and who found that the cat
tie were just as anxious as he was to
pursue his profession. The artist
compromised the matter by getting
on the other side of the fence !sa..
Remember that neglected cough
may lead to consumption, and for
that reason use DR.. Seth drnold's $
Coug1sKiller the great potent remedy
for aIlllung diseases, and you will at
once obtain relief. For sale by all
druggists. Price 25c. so. and S1.00
per bottle. Larger bottles are the
cheapest. 1t.i 81 - "iii
Physic is necessary at times for Bill
liousnsss, Costiveness, &c. Use DR.!
Seth Arnold's Bilious Pills. 25c.
Eight letters recently read in a
London breach-of-promise case told
in very complete way the course of
true love. The first letter began
"Dear Mr.. Smith," then followed
''My Dear john" then "My Dar-
ling John, 's My own Darling Jack, :"
i" MY Darling John" Dear John"
Dear Sir, 80: Sir" and all was over.
Read what Samuel G.. Stincss,
I'Supt. of Pawtucket Gas Co., Paw
tucket, r. l., under date of Dec. 49,
1884, SAYS 80 'I-have~used DR.. Seth
Arnold's n Cough Killer for several
years and consider it the best as a
positive. cure for cold and possess
ing all the merits claimed fol-. it. -
For sale at all druggists. Price 25c.
soc. and S1.00. 10,
Mothers al,cdys use DIR. Seth Ar
nold's Soothing and Quieting Cordial
for children. A mild safe tonic, 25c.
Contentment is not an outward
growth. Its roots spring from the
very depths of the soul, and are
nourishing as we'll by rain as by
sunshine, by sorrows as by joys
When once one has resolved within
himself to take life as it is and make
the best of it then he may even in
tribulation take the comfort, though
the majority of people do not prefer
to take it in that FORM s.ra.