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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29
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hamburger Gropfeu nabm, bic mid In tlrs
ser 3sit wieber berfeuten. - Daniel
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29

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ratter.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29

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9ortion auftrdst): v8rinssn sic mir Elm
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obsr S~patsn2" - Sat: v3und5f Elm
gersr0Berunssslas, bamit i'd - nt9t In
ben Eeler i6ueibe."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29

5rau !: v9ieber Runu, morsen fnb mir
sebn Sabre uerbeiratbst." - Mann: 500
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29

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N ct uStbise Dtuss: bas 9swifen fir
bid, Der Raule fir 6eiue Ritmeni5en.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1887-11-29
SinniprHhe.

60 pieI SeIbftuerIdusuuns, 10 pteI
Ba4stbum tn Der Eusenb.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1887-03-11
Seed Corn.

No farmer ought to be obliged to
buy seed corn every year, but it is a
good plan to change seed from one soil
to another, once in three or four years.
Plant little on small plat by itself,
give it extra cultivation, pull all suck
ers off. and at the proper time, cut off
with knife the tassels from all small
and inferior stalks, and thus have it
fruited from we'll developed ones only.
Purchase northern grown seed. North
ern grown corn is richer in oil than the
southern, and will produce more Wig.
orous plant. Again, northern grown
seed is more prolific and harder, there
being no barren stalks, while all vari,
cites of corn that grow large stalks
produce barren ones, thus exhausting
the fertility of the land without giving
any return.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1887-03-11

returned from rural homes, and before
the crop of Northern or Western grown
fruit reaches our market in any guam
tity, or of a quality, to be dangerous
competitor. This has been done here
on small scale, as has been intimated
for many years, and it could be done
much better if this same railroad could
carry two thousand instead of two hun
dred barrels and give us car load rates
on apples and give commission men a
business in opening up the market for
them, just as they have done for the
peaches passing over the line few
weeks before. G.. B.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1887-03-11
Orchard Grass.
any return

Every farmer who feeds his own
stock knows that pure timothy hay is
better to sell than to feed.
Orchard grass cut young, mixed with
red and white clover, Kentucky blue
grass, Maryland blue grass, or Poo
compresso and Bermuda grass, all Of
which grasses ripen at the same time
here, when made into hay form a per.
feet feed, not requiring grain except for
working horses, and then only three or
four ears of corn daily. Orchard grass
and the Country Gentleman are my
stand-bys in farming. F. K. STEELE.
Anne arundel County, Nd, Dec %.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1887-03-11
Active. Pushing and Re
liable.

L. R. Kirk can always be relied on
to carry in stock the purest and best
goods, and sustain the reputation of be
ing active, pushing and reliable, by
recommending articles with we'll estab-
lished merit, and such as are popular.
Having the agency for the celebrated
DIR. Kings New Discovery for con
sumption, coughs and colds, will sell it
on positive guarantee. 1t will surely
cure any and every affection of throat,
lungs or chest, and in order to prove
our claim, we ask you to call and get a
Trial Bottle Free.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1887-03-11

crop of our red clover would seed as
abundantly as does that of white and
alsike clover. These latter do not de-
pend upon the humble. bees, but attract
and are fructifed by the more numerous
hive-bees, which swarm out in force,
even in the early spring.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04

The effects of the earthquake are more ter
rible than at first supposed. Different parties
have commenced to write poetry about it.
Oil City Blizzard
Since the quakes there are some persons
Who don't want the earth SO much as they
d;d.-Boston Transcript.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
MARIAR.

on a fence by my dwelling little tom cat
Sang Maria, Marian, Marian,
And said to him, Thomas H, why do you that:
Singing 'Riar. Marian, Mariar:'
Is it lust feline nature. ThOmaSE" l cried,
Or are you all hungry and vacant insde?"
With q switch Of his body, the Thomas replied,
Marian, Marian, Marian
He howed and he whined in q desolate way,
Marian, Marian, Marian"
And all he appeared to be able to say
Was 'Riar, Marian, Marian"
He howIed and he walled this singular cry,
With sob in his throat and q tear i'll his eye,
And started TO see if a bootiack was nigh
Marian Marian, Marian
And that was the last time the Thomas cat cried,
Marian, AIaria9 Marian
For he dropped from the. fence to the ground,
where he died,
Singing .'Riar, Nariar Mariar;
picked up a bootjack of seven pounds weight
1 aimed at his head and l threw very straight.
And all that he said, though its strange to relate
Was "Riar, Marian, Marian"
st. Louis Whip.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04

Everyday Rules for BARRIERS.
I. First catch your hair"
3 Place him in the chair and manipulate
the tiller wheel until he is screwed down into
a position at once uncomfortable and barbar-'
Gus.
3. Remark about the weather.
4. If the patient wants a shave, lather
him.
5. Having lathered the subject, rush to
the hydrant and wash your hands.
g. Lather the patient again.
Z. Seize your razor and sharpen it.
s. Rub patients jaw for five minutes
This sends the soap inside the pores and pro-
duces tranquility of the flesh that even a
fine tooth razor cannot disturb.
g. More lather.
10 If the patients pores are not thoroughly
succeed with soap by this time read your
morning paper until the required stuccodity
is attained.
IL. Seize your razor once more and flourish
il three times on the strop, and then inquire il
the patient is particularly tender in any par
ticular spot.
u If he is scrape that spot until the sub
iect shows signs of dissolution, then soothe
him with latller.
13. Scrape both jaws with the razor, and if
muscalIy inclined whsle in the patients ear
during the ceremony.
IA After he Is entirely fayed ask if the
razor hurts
Is If he says yes, continue the process until
he swears that it does not hurt
16 Inform patient that a little shampoo
might not hurt him.
H. Soak his face with bay rum, putting an
especially large quantity on all raw spots.
p. Comb patients hair on wrong side
scrape magnesia over his black tie, let drop
of lather fall on his boots, hand him his hat
give him the address of a convenient under
! taker, and
10. Yell "Next!"-Life.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
TIE UMPIRE OF THE NINE.

An umpire of the league mines,
Lay dying at the plate,
And the CORY rocks about him
Told the story of his fate.
He had made a rank decision,
And the crowd, in frenzy deep,
Had shuffied off his mortal coil
BY rocking him to sleep.
The catcher stood beside him
As his life blood ebbed away,
And swung his bat with vigor
To keep the crowd at bay.
The dying umpire beckoned,
And the captain of the nine
Bent over him in sorrow,
For he feared another fine.
But the umpire's words came feebly
As the crisis was at hand,
His dimmed eyes were soon to open
In a brighter, fairer land.
Then he whispered, low and sadly,
Call the game, it's getting dark;
Let it end on even innings,
So the last run do not mark.
u have finished watching bases;
[ am numbered with the slain,
And the cry of rats will never
Echo in my ears again.
''Place my hand upon the home plate;
Let me have my little mask;
Frame a set of resolutions;
This is all have to ask"
The dying umpire faltered,
His face turned toward the sun,
One gasp, and all was over
II was his last home run.
They buried him at twilight
In hole they quickly made,
And no stone marks the lonely spot
Where the weary umpire's laid.
Detroit Free Press.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
Some Pretty Hard pills.

He went home few nights ago and not
feeling well took what he supposed to be four
pills, and then slept the sleep of the just
When his wife awoke in the morning she
began a search for four shoe buttons which
she intended to sew on baby's shoes before
the little one awoke. She could not find
them, and the husband Joined in the search.
Finally he remembered where he had found
tie pills and said:
Good heavens! I swallowed them but
tons. Detroit Advertiser.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
She Reaches the Point.

If a woman "jumped at conclusions" with
c,n, reaching satisfying conclusion, similar
to that of man, who reasons from facts and
statistics, weighing carefully. bordering
slowly. it might do to say that her mind is
not worth much, but the fact that she jumps
actually to the point proves that her mind Is
superior. Her deductive mind reaches the
same conclusion that the inductive mind OF
man reaches. Cleveland Leader.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
A Sick cbi1dren,s mission.

A sick children's mission is doing good work
in New York city this year. corps of ply
sicians visit sick little ones in all parts of the
city, and mothers receive at the central Office
such articles as CONDENSED milk farina, bar
ley and other nourishing food, which 5he poor
families could not afford to buy themselves
Chicago Times
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
Amusing the Baby.

A carpet trade paper tells story of a per-
spring salesman who seemed to be unable to
suit lady after unrolling miles of his stock
When the lady remarked to her companion,
@Baby likes to see him roll them out, and its
not time to take the train yet" he gave it up
Boston Transcript.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
ITO see yOn ecru purp.

A emile then smiled the SNUG faced lad.
(Sine Iack-a-day for the sunset redo
'sThen laugh no more, good gossip, because
The kettle is your'n,' he said.
1.-THE poetry after Browning: the man after the
dog. the woman after the boy)-Chicago Ram
bier.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
The Widows Mite.
a TWILIGHT FANTASY.

A woman stood at garden gate
(Siney hey for the distant spreading sailD
Sing hey for the dog that hurried by
With a kettle tied to his tail.
A SNUG faced lad looked over the fence
(Sing hey where the birdlngs sing and chirpD
.tyyhy Iaughest, good mOther?' 4 laugh" said
she,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04

Opening of the Bowling Season.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04
WORK OF The PARODlsTs.
s'Pat Bolivar a LineaI Descendant of
Young LochinVar.

Pat Bolivar a LineaI Descendant of
Young Lochinvar.
Now Pat Bolivar's beat his way from the west,
Of all the ride-steaers his schemes were the best
To blk a free ssage-for cash he had none
On the lightning expresses or freight trains slow
run;
Most grimIy he d board and hang on to each car,
o there ne 'er was a tramp like Pat Bolivar.
He cared not for brakemen and lodged all their
stones,
AS he crouched upon trucks which shook up hH
bones;
But when he aIighted at York City's gate,
His garments were tattered and cindered his pate;
Fer a vag. betwixt whales can't kim fran afar'
An lux clane as a jude quoth Pat Bolivar
Sometimes laid out straight on the top OF a coach
A lift av tin moes' in the night he would poach;
And again underneath the headlight IN front
Of engine he'd sit. till the cOwcatcherd bunt
A bull off the track with terrible jar
Yet still to the loco stuck Pat Bolivar!
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-04

All, many q kick from the conductors he goti
And also big seedlings through hot water shot
From steamcocks, by firemen-when caught at
his tricks;
Rut nevertheless like thousand of bricks
Undallnted he journeyed from wild Omahar
Clear east as a deadhead, sly Pat Bolivar
You bet he's arrived. Oh, the autumn campaign
VIII find him a-begging through jersey again;
And while he's meand ring around on "Shanks
Mare"
He often will chuckle DER paying no fare
On that trip when he proved himself as the star
Of all railroad .'sneakers''-fiip Pat Bolivar!
JEFF JOslyn' in Texas Siftings.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-03
TEMPERANCE AND EDUCArIoN.
A Catholic Movement for the Anchor
alton of the Humble.

lcopyisl, 1887, by The California Associated Press
New YORK, December 2d-The Nail
and Express is authority for the statement
that the Catholic Church in the United
States is going thoroughly and system
ahcally in the matter of assisting in the
amelioration of the laboring classes within
its own pale, and to inaugurate chain of
organizations that will have for their OBJ
jects the assistance of the workingmen
The Nal and Express says: The plan of
organization will be to have local guilds all
over the country, which will be governed
by a central body, although under the
sanction of the church. The heads of the
organization will be laymen, with some
Archbishop or Bishop acting probably as
Honorary President of the centra. body.
Each'gulld will have its own officers and its
own laws and regulations. The objects in
clude the promotion of temperance among
the workingmen and help for the unem-
ployed by means of employment bureaus,
funds for life insurance and for the care of
the sick, night schools and lectures,
lyceums for educational purposes, circulat.
ing Libraries free to memb bers, and regular
debating societies and the establishment of
travelling card system by which men,
bers will be recogniz ed and assisted in any
locality.
These guilds are to have no connection
whatever with politics, and the church will
have sufficient authority over them to pre-
vent either the Socialistic or Anarchistic
propaganda from being preached in them.
In short, while they will be for the Catho-
lies, they will be secular and non-political
in character.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-03

Rains, of Rochester, got into the fight too
late to accomplish anything. All the old
officers, with probably the exception of
Donelson, will be reelected. Brecken-
ridge of Arkansas, who formulated the
charge against Donelson to which that
gentleman recently replied, will urge in the
caucus that Donelson be investigated. The
fight will be a hot one but Donelson's
friends are confident that he will be sue
cessful.
The usual course of procedure is 10
swear in the new Senators, two at time
in the order in which their names are on
the alphabetical list. The two parties are
exactly equal in strength at the start, but
with the administration of the oath to the
first Senator on the list, Mr.. Aldrich, the
Republicans will have majority and can
control the current of events, if no dilatory
proceedings are resorted to.
The members of both parties are study
ing the press closely, with view to meet
ing any attempt by their opponents to Sc
cure an advantage. The Democrats have
caused kilograms to be sent to their alb
sentees, summoning them to be present TO-
morrow and Monday. The absentees to-
day were Senators George, Hearst, Blodgett,
Hampton, Gibson, Colquitt and Salisbury.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-03
ou6U.
Salisbury's Corner Lots.
NEW PUBLICATIONS.

"St. Nicholas" in two parts, constituting
Volume XIV, and extending from Novem-
ber, 1856, to April, 1887, for the first part.
and from May to October, 1887, is at hand
from the Century Company, New York.
The two books are very handsomely and
heavily bound in brilliant crimson and
gold, with bevel-edge backs. The books.
or either of them. are of the best order of
gifts for youth. The endless variety of
matter and illustration, the high art dis
played in designs and engraving, the vast
fund of information conveyed in the most
attractive manner, the wealth of story, wit
and song in st. Nicholas" make it work
of the highest order for Juvenile readers.
Mary Mapes Dodge has every reason to be
loftily proud of the splendid results of her
labors in bringing the journal to its present
high level in the realm of literature for
youths.
From the Century Company, New York,
we have the bound volume (XXXIV) of
"The Century illustrated Monthly Maga-
zine" from May to October, 1887, inclusive.
1t is scarcely necessary to more than refer
to this handsomely bound book of over 900
pages as an elegant volume for birthday
present. Better still, it enables the lover of
the magazine to get it in book form suitable
for the library, at a lower rate and in a
much better condition than is possible to
be secured by binding the numbers that
have been thumbed from months to months
during the year. The Century +" is in
deed an integral part of the history of the
times, and can scarcely be omitted from
the reading of the well posted" The
war papers, the life of Lincoln and scien-
tific articles alone give value to the
journal that can scarcely be over estimated.
From the Bancroft Company, San Fran
cisco, we have Harper & Brothers, New
York, bound form of Harper's Young
People for 1887. 1t comprises fifty-two
numbers of that admirable ch;ld's journal
issued by the Harpers, and which has no
superior, and in its special line, no rival
For it occupies broader field than any
other weekly journal for children, COM
biniDg more of instruction with entertain
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illustrated attractive text than any other
paper intended especially for youthful
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boy or girl there is nothing more appropri-
ate in the book line.
The Forum IN. Y. for December is at
hand and replete with scholarly articles on
public topics. The Forum is remark
able example of the rapid rise of maga-
zine which now ranks with the best Amer
lean reviews, having possibly one rival
that is abreast with it.
"Narka, the Nihilist," is a dramatic
novel of great strength and fascinating in
terest. 1t is by Kathleen O'Meara, and is
from the press of Harper & Brothers, New
York.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-03
SENATOR sTANFoRD's VIEWS.
He Speaks Upon Coast and Subjects of
Public Interest.

Public Interest.
WASHINGTON, December I'd. - Senator
Stanford talks very freely about the meas
ures of interest to California which NAV
come up at the present session of Congress-
He says he did not know that another Chi
nese bill was needed. He thought the
present, if properly enforced, would be suf-
ticient to exclude the Chinese from the
country. He then spoke of the need of
laborers in California and said that or
chardists and agriculturists who employ
large numbers of men had found great diff
ficulty in securing sufficient help during
the last summer. He said that he had to
employ 100 Indians, besides all the white
men and Chinese and the tramps he could
get, to pick his grapes at Vina. He also
said that the Oregon road would have been
completed much sooner if he could have
secured more laborers. He said that he
would introduce bill in the Senate this
session and press lts passage, prohibiting
the immigration of paupers and criminals
from Europe. He has been restrained
somewhat heretofore from pressing this
bill because it might have an injurious ef-
feet upon the party, but he is satisfied now
that there should be no longer delay
Senator Palmer, of Michigan, has an
nounced in an interview that he thought
the Republican party should adopt the
prohibition policy IN the future. Speak
ing of this Senator Stanford said that he
regarded the prohibition policy as an in
fringement of individual liberty. He
said: What right has Palmer or any
one else to restrain me from making wine,
which is wholesome as diet and pleas
ant?" He thought it was the worst policy
that the party could adopt to prohibit
the use of wines because some people used
them to excess. He thinks more people
die from over-eating than from over-drink,
and it would be as reasonable to prohibit
the use of beefsteak as to prohibit the use
of liquor.
In regard to the Pacific Railroad Investi-
CATION Commission and its results, Senator
Stanford said that he hoped Congress would
create Court to examine the amount of
debt due the Government by the rail-
roads, alter having heard all the evidence
in the case