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Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

That Is to say, your lungs. Also all your
breathing machinery. Very wonderful ma
chineryit is. Not only the larger air-pass-
ages, but the thousands of little tubes and
cavities leading from them
When these are clogged and choked with
matter which ought not 10 be there, your
lungs cannot halt do their work. And
what they do. they cannot do well.
Call 1t cold, cough. Group, pneumonia.
catarfh, consumption, or any of the family
pt throat and nose and head and lung Oh
structions. all are bal. All ought to be got
rid of. There is just one sure way to get
rid of them. That Is to take Bpschee's
German Syrup, which any druggist will sell
you at - cents a bottle. Even If every
thing else has failed you, you may depend
upon this for certain.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

Manufactured only by the California Fig
Syrup Co.. San Francisco. Cal. is natures
only true laxative. This pleasant Cali
fornla liquid fruit remedy may be had at
Dr. Caspers drug store, soc. and 81 bottles.
1t Is the most pleasant. prompt and effect
I've remedy known TO cleanse the system; to
act on the liver. kidneys, and bowels gent
ly yet thoroughly; 10 dispel headaches,
colds. and fevers, and to cure constipation,
indigestion, and kindred ills.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
The theatrical Profession.

Eerit VIII win and receive public recognition ant
praise. Facts. which are the outcome Of general
perience. growing through years Of critical and
the rock of Gibraltar In public opinion and hence
forth need no further guarantee as 10 their genu
ineness The indsputable fact that Swift's Specific
Is the best blood purifier in the world is OF
fmmovable Gibraltar rick facts Of which we hav,
spoken, and every day experience roots this con
vicflon deeper aud DEEPER In public opiniOE- Evefy
class Of our people In America and In Eurupe
medical profession, have borne voluntary Iesu
mony to the remarkable virtues OF 5. $ s anC
It's tnfailihc efficacy IN curing all diseases Of th,
blood. These testimonials illc hy the thou
sands and open TO the inspection Of all. Now come
unsolicited. two DISTINGUISHED members OF the theaf
rcal profession who gratefully testify Ia wonder
full curative qualities Of the Srecinc in their sadf
vidus cases. Their testimonials are herew th sub
mitted 20 the public without further comment--iet
them speak for themselves The lady g. n member Of
the famous Thalia Theatre Company. OF New York.
many and OF Mcvicser's Stock Company. 81 Chicago.
The gentleman Is a well known member of the New
YORK Thslia Theatre Company. Both well known
In Theatrical circles IN this country and in Europe
Charlotte RanGOw's Testimony.
new YORK. May s, 1851.
Swift Specific Company. Atlanta, Ga:
Gentlemen-HavinS been ANNOYED with pmpies
eruIi.ous and rouelness Of the skIn from bad con
ditlor OF iis bl rod for more than a year, used a
ieanc preparation of sarsalariila and other adyer-
tised remedies to effect Then consulted prom
inent physician ana from his treatment received
edy for the blood and five six packages. by a
thorough eradication OF my trouble and restoring
smooihness 10 my skin have made me happy and
1 cheerfuly give yoa Ihis testimonial for such Use
and pubiicity you wish make oft
CHARLOTTE RAINBOW,
IL Bowery, hear Canal Street.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

Ask for 'sRough ON Dirt;" 4 perfect washing
powder found at lastl A harmless extra fine
4 article, pure and clean, swcetens. freshcDs
bleaches and whitcns without slightest injury
TO finest fabric. UneQualle,i for fine linens and
laces. general household, kitchen and laundry
use. Softens water. saves labor and soap
Added TO starch increases gloss, prevents ye!
lowing. &C.. Dc 25c. At Grocers or druggists
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

SO~c the Children. They are e..
SN0O pecially liable to sudden
Colds, Coughs, Group. Whooping Cough,
etc. We guarantee Ackers English
Remedy q positive cure. 1t saves
hours Of anxious watching. Sold b.
Frank H. Coblentz, corner Market and
High streets.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
Delicate Children. Nursing

Mothers, Overworkea Men and for all dis
eases where the tissues are wasting away
from the inability to digest food. or from
Overwork should take Scott'S Emulsion of
OF Pure Cod Liver OIL with Hypophosphites.
Il used the Emulsion on lady who was
delicate. Ii put her in such good health
and flesh, that | must say i. is tie bes,
Emulsion Il. 7. WADDEI. NJ. D..
Hugh's Mills. 5. c.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
w ouid You ise;leNe

The proprietor of Kemp's Balsam gives
Thousands of Bottles away yearly? Thi,
mode of advertising would prove ruinous il
the Bs lsa,n was not perfect cure foi
Cough and all Throat and Lung troubles
Iou will see the excellent effect after tai
ing the first dose. Don't hesitate Prccur.
a bottle today to keep in your home or roon
for immediate or future Use. Trial bottl.
fiee at T. }. Caspers drug store, Al cas-:
Main street Large size soc and Sl.O0.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

Inc Swift SPECIFIC Company. Atlanta Ga:
Gentlemen-For two yeaTs had severe case oi
eczema used SOAPS. sulphur SOAPS and yarlou.
mber remedies. and was prescribed Tor hy number
OF ply hysicians but found no relief At last deter
mined 10 try the 5. s = remedy, and seven or eight
bottles have thoroughly relieved me, ana you car
Use this certificate ia any manner you ish
HCGo H.sskERI-
Member u Tnal.a Tneafro
New York, May 8 1851.
Treatise On Blood and Skin Diseases r-,aI lied fre~
THE SWIFT SFrCIFIC Co.
Drawer ,. Atlanta Ca
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

Will Carleton, the poet and lecturer. sails
for Europe this week. Ia be gone an indet-
mite time. He will spend short time IL
France. but the object of his journey is tu
make thorough study OF Italy.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

Rev. c. II. Spurgeon is credited with
having declined an offer OF $50, 900 for one
hundred lectures, to be delivered in this
country.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

NJ ON>> OF the good things of this
N~s.1 life are sorrowfully let
alone on account Of Dyspepsia. Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets will cure Dyspepsia,
Indigestion and Constipation; sold on q
positive guarantee at 25 and SO cents. by
Frank II. Coblentz. corner Market and
High streets.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint? ShilOh's Nitilizar
is guaranteed to cure you. For sale by +.
A. GarwOOd.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

In personal appearance ExPresident L.
B. Hayes retais in remarkable degree
the full vigor of mature manhood.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
A Challenge,

California treasures the memory of Gen
eral Wool as that of the greatest poker
player ever seen on the coast
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

A number of the LeadviIle mines on Car
Donate Hill will soon be using oil as fuel t.
run their engines. The oil comes from the
wells in the same locality.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
SATURDAY MATINEE
N A Q m!
>NTuEDAr EVENING.
Err M i NJ L Il /!

Each opera produced with an elegance in
details and com pleteness cf ensemble hitherto
maintained IN light OF comic opera
sale Of seats beCi rs newt "Wednesday morn
fng. October =. at o'clock. NJ PierceS Book
Store. Admission &c. sic, sc and 81. All
reserved .ats, Il
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

George III. although deficient in educa-
tion. never forgot name once heard or a
face he had once seen
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
.sROIGu on DIRT"

CROUCH on BILE'' PILLS iOc. and 25c,
Small granules, small dose. big results, pleas
ant in operation, don't disturb the stomach.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

N I.\~CNSc BlOOd Elixir Is the only
- Blood Remedy guaran-
teed. 1t is positive cure for Ulcers, Erup-
tions or Syphilitic Poisoning. 1tpurifies the
whole system, and banishes all Rheumatic
and Neuralgia pains. We guarantee it
Frank ". Cohlentz. corner Market and
High streets
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
ssRrCHU.PNIUA,o

Quick, complete cure, all annoying kidIre:
Bladder and Crinary Diseases. 81. At Druggist,
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
90 that are fretfui. peevish,

NON<oS that are fretfui, peevish.
cross, or troubled with
Windy Collie, Tee,hing Pains. Or
Stomach Disorders. >an be relieved
at once by using Acker's Baby Soother.
It contains no Opium or Morphine,
hence is safe. Price s5 cents Sold bv
Frank IL. Coblentz, corner Market and
High streets.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

The proprietors OF DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup hereby challenge the Faculty To pre-
scribe a remedy more effective than theirs
cordially recommend Salvation Oil to
all suffering with rheumatism.
Jos S Fox Cattle Dealer
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

During the past ten years $1,000, 900 have
been spent in furtherng the caIfse OF CHRIS
tianiiy by tine native Christians of NADIA
gascar.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
\ Peace of Grape

Is flutterIng from the front door knob. 1t
tells its OWN story: The nurse was care
less and left the baby carriage in a damp
basement. The next time she took the
baby out riding, it caught cold. A physi-
clan was called. but il was too late. The
HOLMAN ADJUSTABLE CAB can be de-
tached from the wheels and carried into the
honse with the baby. A perfect cradle. a
perfect sleigh. perfect crib. perfect
house carriage-all combined, making a
perfect baby carriage. See advertisement
and send for catalogue. Not sold by
dealers.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
SIEEPLFSS NIGHTS made mi.er.l

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS. made miserable
by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the
remedy for you. For sale by +. A. Gar
wood.
Er oman dat hab married er poor maj
Gaze she lub him is mighty ap' ter want he,
daughter 10 marry er rich man. no matter
whuthsr she lubs him or not
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

There are thrty-hve widows Of revOlr-
tionary soldiers still drawing pensions fl, NJ
the government.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

o'"s -. 'N. NdAti'
IL North Broadway. Baltimore, Md.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

At Quito, the only city In the world on
the equator, the sun rises at 6 o'clock and
sets at the same hour in the evening, all the
year round.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

All trains run on Central time miuutss
slower than city time.
TRAINS LEAVE GOING EGsT.
No. Z. View ork Limited. caIIy.---Ie2s % a. m
z. Accom-. daily except sunday 3: y D. n.
NO. -...----.-..-.-.-lJ:li .. m.
- IL. Atlantic EX.. .dAily.............. Z.II ), m
TRAINS LkAvx GOING wEsT.
No. 5. Gin. Il 81. Louis Ex.. daily - 2:lO a. n
/. Accom-. daily except SUNDAY 1856 a. m.
D. 81. Louis EI.. daIl ----..--.-...... 35y D. NJ
No.. has siesprrs. but no change Of cars in
either case through TO New OIk. No 5 has
through sicepers 20 81 Louis
Free hack To trains {" ali points east Of and
including north LewisbuTg.
For tickets TO ali points and further !nfor
nation, Gallon j. D. PsLrGsR,
AZ6at.12 Arcade.
Telephone call SO.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24

Boston without change.
10. 10 the famous limited express, con-
POSED entirely Of seepers east OF Cl.ysinnd-
2nfo9eh oloepofS from Springfield yak,s
uoV YoRk In ~ hours and Boston in AK
hoorS.
g. u. KNIGHT.
r.. r.. itczet agent,
" d. MAhIIN, Arcade DEPOT,
q. r. A. sDrinxrslG.O.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
RAILROAD lin. CARD.

Pittsburg, Cincinnati and -. Louis Kali
way Company-P-n n Handle Route
Under schedule in effect Sept, mbyr 25,
1887, trains leave Springfield, central stand
aru time, for Xenia. Cincinnati auG COIum-
bus. f1:l5 a. NJ, f"F Dayton t1:l5 H. H.,
Tor Aenia and indianapolis 4O:4O a. H.,
for Nehia, Cincinnati, Columbus, Indian
apoils and Chicago, $40 y. III; ter X.Bia,
Day ton and Cincinnati, tJ.;35 y. IA.
Trains arrive in SpTins IL I'd at t7:l5 and
'lo:2o a. IN, $500 y. n. anu $40 ,. III.
fDsiiy. tDaIly except Sunday.
SAM DoDps, Ticket Agent.
Uievsdanor SoiaDb bC.. Sihs.ELs.. sLo
hnoiAnhI. ellis kaiINsy.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-10-24
THE CANNIBAL ISLANDS.

''' ''''' W l'''r
Edgar l. Wakrmap IN Good Hnusekeepin
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1887-09-23
Sheriff's Sale.--No. 5507.

BY virtue and authority of special execu-
tion on Judgment for delinquent taxes, issu-
ed from the Office ofthe clerk of the circuit
court of Adair county, Mo, on the twenty
third day OF August, 1857, made returnable at
the October term, lSsI, of said court, snd TO
me the undersigned sheriff, directed and deliv-
cred in favor of the state of Missouri at the
relation and to the use of n. F. Strock .collec-
tor OF the revenue for Adair county, Missouri
and against Halle L. Hinkley and husband
Thomas Hinkle, and Junis B. Porter, in pur-
suance of Judgment and order of sale of
said circuit court at its April term, 1887, I
have levied upon and seized, and on We'd
pesday the 10Th day of October, 1887. will
sell at the court house door in the town of
kirksville, Adair county, Mo, between the
hours of 8 o'clock liz the forenoon and )
O'Clock in the afternoon of said day, while
the circuit court within and for said county
is in session, at public auction to the highest
bidder for cash in hand, the following de-
scibed real estate, situated in Adair comfy,
Missouri. or so much thereof as will satisfy
the judgment, interest and costs in said
cause, the same being lien against said real
estate as shown by judgment and decree o
said court, to-wit: North west quarter o
the south west quarter, section thirty six &c.
township sixty two, e., range sixteen, is,
Adair county No., to satisfy said execution
and costs of this sale.
J. II. KINNEAR,
Sheriff adair county No.
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1887-09-23
Sheriff's Sale-No. 1897.

Ry virtue and authority of q special execu-
tion judgment for delinquent taxes, issu-
ed from the Office of the clerk of the circuit
court of Adair county, Missouri, on the twenty
third day of August, 1857, made returnable at
the October term, 1851, of said court, and to
me, the undersigned Sheriff, directed and de-
livered in favor of the state of Missouri, at the
relation and to the use of NJ. +. Strock collec-
tor of the revenue for Adair county, Missouri,
and against W l.. Griggs in pursuance of a
judgment and order sale of said circuit court
at its April term, 1857 have levied upon and
seized, and on wednesday the 18th day of Oct.
1887 will sell at the court house door in the
town of Kirksville, Adair county, Mo-, be-
tween the hours of 8 O'Clock in the forenoon
and O'Clock in the afternoon of said day,
while the circuit court within and for said
county is in session, at public auction to the
highest bidder, for cash in hand, the following
described real estate, situated in Adair county
Missouri, or so much thereof as will satisfy
the judgment, interest and costs in said cause,
the same being lien against said real estate
as shown by judgment and decree of said court
towit:
Lots seven III and eight Isl in block three ri
old town of Kirksville, Mo; also 26 acres
north part northwest quarter of south west
quarter section eight Isl township siNty-two
t62l, range fifteen [l5l all in Adair county,
Mo, TO satisfy said execution and costs of this
sale. J. II. kINSEAR,
Sheriff Adair Co. Mo.
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X. M. e. Notes.

The college opened Monday
with much greater number of
students enrolled than ever be-
fore, at the beginning of the year.
Many of last years pupils have
returned, to finish the course and
new ones are admitted almost
every day.
A society has been organized
which promises to do good work.
Its members will consist entirely
of K. NJ. c. students. Visitors
will not be admitted.
The principal for the year, is
Prof. George McDaniels of Hin
ois, a fine scholar, a thorough gen.
tlemen and graduate of the Gem
City Business College. of Quincy.
Mr.. McDaniels is being ably
assisted by Prof's Sam. W. Norton,
John Mumma and j. R. Musick.
Mr.. Ned Cochran, a jolly good
fellow, who finished the course last
year, has purchased a half interest
in the "Queen Restaurant and
will remain in Kirksville.
MIR. J. R. Riggs has become a
benedict since he left school. 1t
is needless to say he will not re-
turn to complete his college
studies.
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1887-09-23
An Interesting Scene.

On Wednesday evening about
two months ago a prayer meeting
was held by the members of one
of the leading churches in Aber-
deem, this territory. Owing to
some repairs being made in the
church building, it took place at
the residence of a prominent mem
ber of the church, named Dawson,
who was also leading real estate
dealer. The city was at that time
in the height of a boom.
Rev. Bagley had charge of the
meeting, and, after number of
those present had offered prayers,
the Reverend gentleman called on
Brother Dawson. He accordingly
knelt by chair, and after a fitting
introduction, said:
"And we desire to further thank
thee this evening for allowing me
to put my new north side addition
upon"
"Hold on, brother, hold on, In
terrupted Rev. Bagley, at hardly
seems to me proper for you to in
troduce private real estate deals in
supplication at a church prayer
meeting. Don't do it, brother
Dawson.
But brother Dawson was of a
stubborn disposition, and this on
ly made him more determined. He
continued:
GAS l was saying, I desire to
return thanks for thy providential
guidance while placing my North
Side addition on the market. As
thou probably knowest I have
thrown the entire addition on the
market at $3.50 per lot, though
they are all well worth
"How's that, brother?" put in
Rev. Bagley eagerly, as he took
his face out of his hands and
peered sideways over his specta-
cleS from where he was kneellng
in front of the sofa.
-Four hundred and fifty dollars
a lot, Elder" answered brother
Dawson.
"Good gracious!" replied the
minister as he arose, "there's
money in those lots at that figure
Just put me down for block OF
Fabout skim willing to put my
pile in North Side dirt at that
rate at any time! Here siste,
Dawson, bring us a pen minute
till we draw up the deed-I don't
propose to take any chances OF
monkey business on as good dea,
as this. just remain kneeling
friends, this matter wont take but
a moments time. dakota Bell
1
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1887-09-23
THE BIG CIRCUS LAST NIGHT.
Doris & Colvin Hang Out a Banner
Bearing the Inscription, "Stand-
ing Room Only,

The biggest audience of the
season assembled last night at the
Doris d Colvin show. Competent
judges estimated the crowd at ten
thousand persons. The perform
anc was all that could be wished
in every respect, and the managers,
it can be truthfully said, fulfilled
the promises made by them to the
people through the advance papers
of the show.
The circus performance was, as
that of the preceding night, first
class in every way, and the Roman
Hippodrome riders fairly out
stripped their previous records,
great as they were; the standing,
jockey and chariot races of last
night were very dashing and spir-
tied, wonderfully so, in fact, and
the audience seemed over that
part of the entertainment.
The "Wild West show was
just as good as on the previous
night, and that is saying every
thing for it. The bucking steers
and bronchos were ridden in the
inimitable manner of California
Frank and Suspender Jack, and
the lasso throwing, was as good as
such an act could be. The robbery
of the stage coach passengers by
Indians, and the rescue of the
passengers and defeat OF the red
men by the cowboys was very
thrilling.
Captain Stubs appeared as
usual in grand display of rifle
shooting at glass balls, and aston
ished the natives by his mastery
handling of the rifle. The whole
show can be said, in fact, to rate
with the very best, and to-day s
performances should be greeted
by large houses. Cincinnati Com
Gazette, Friday, May 7, 1881
At Kirksville Tuesday Oct. 4th
1887.
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Sheriff's Sale-No. 4975.

BY virtue and authority of n special eNecu-
tion on q Judgment for delinquent taxes, issu-
ed from the Office of the clerk OF the circuit
court of Adair county, Missouri, on the TWEEN
ty third day OF August 1857, made returnable
mt the October term. 1851, OF said court; and Y;
me, the undersigned sheriff., directed
and delivered In favor OF the state 81
Missouri nj the relation and to the use or NJ g.
F. Strock collector of the revenue for Adair
county. Missouri and against A. G.. Wilker-
son in pursuance OF judgment and order OF
sale Of said Circuit court ht its April term,
1851, baye Jeyj.d uyoD aDd seiIede GDd On
Wednesday the 18th day Of October 1851, VIII
sell at the court house door in the town Of
Kirksville, Adair county. Mo-, between the
hours Of O'Clock in the forenoon and o. clock
in the afternoon OF said day, while the circuit
court within and for said county is in sessi, n
at public auction to the highest bidder, for
cash In hand, the following described real es-
t0te< Sit9&tSd IS A@&ls ge&&ty< &@e< 2S "a
NnHn IN. ra8f AZ Wifi shtisfY fhs. {naEEie4f, In
lien against sad real estate rs shown by judy
ment and decree OF said court, to-wft:
Northeast quarter or the southeast quartel
section twenty eight t2-l township sixty two
(62) range sixteen QGl southwest quarter oi
southeast quarter, section twenty-eigbt (2S)
township sixty two (G2) range sixteen no, n
acres south part OF southeast quarter OF south
! east quarter section twenty eight (2s) TOWN.
ship sixty two (62) range sixteen u6) and north
west quarter of northeast quarter OF section
thirty three 1881 township sixty two fs2l range
| sixteen [lG. all in Adair county Missouri t.
| satisfy said execution and costs Of the sale.
| j. ii. KISSEAR.
Sheriff OF Adair county, Mo.
Weekly graphic. [volume] (Kirksville, Adair Co., Missouri) 1880-1949, 1887-09-23
Learning True Craftsmanship.

Kansas Man-What do you keep
that girl for? She's the most inso-
lent, ignorant, besotted specimen
of a woman [ ever saw.
Kansas Wife-I know it.
"She constantly neglects her
work"
eyes"
"And besides that, she's a COM
mon thief"
Eyes she has stolen every thing
about the house she can lay her
hands on. But you must remem-
ber, my dear, that she votes oul
ticket"
"Great Caesar! So that is why
you keep her?"
Certainly. Since my enfran-
cEisement l have been looking uI
the records, and 1 find that you
men have been filling the city
offices on that principle for years y
Omaha World.