The Arizona sentinel., 1887-10-01
PITH AND POINT.

Charity may cover a multitude of sins; but that is not its regular busi- ness.-M O Picayune.
 If thou art wise, thou knowest thine own ignorance, and thou art ignorant if thou knowest not myself Luther.
 Tending bar for hotel in tenn perance town is business as quiet as clerking for man who does not ad- vertise.-M O Picayune.
 Never look down upon or despise a man because he lives at a higher priced hotel than you do. He may have been born that way.-M r. JourndL
 An advertisement of desirable residence" says it commands not only view of the pretty little railway station, but also of the people who miss the trains. ''-U United Pres6yteriGn-
 Do you think you will give this vacancy in the counting-room to young SmithP'' No, I'm a little doubtful about Smith," .'Why?" Because he always has so much luck when he goes fishing. Pittsburgh Chronicle.
 Mother (to daughter )-"Why. my dear. you are not going to church without corsets are you?" Daughter -"Yes, mamma It's an ice cream festival, you know, and l want to ac- cept all invitations. Mir. Whiteehoker says the church is badly in debt. "- " r Sun.
 A little girl wasn' far from wrong when she told her Sunday-school teacher in answer to the question, 'What is the worst thing about mon- eyP' that it was "eause we amt got any" We can all say that-Nash- Uille American.
 T love you with deep and undy- ing affection," he sighed. Can hope that that affection is returned?' 'Why, cert'n'y," responded the mat ter-of-fact young lady: '1 have no particular use for it-"-Bufalo Cou- rier.
 Don't pout at your friend because he is friendly with some one whom you dislike He will be none the less true to you because of his fidelity to another. Suspiciousness can not live where unalloyed friendship prevails.
 General Sheridan telling what he called an excellent story, a gentleman observed that he had met it in book published many years ago. Con- found those ancients," said the Gener- al, 'They are always stealing one's good thoughts. "-Nes0 York Ledger.
 What is called "a safety pocket' is a recent device to protect one's purse from being extracted by the dextrous digits of the pickpocket; but it will prove of little value to the married man, unless possessed of a combina- tion that his wife can not master while he in sleeping.-BOSton Budget
 From a distance, our little life tragedies appear to us as farces, over which we comfortably smile as we do over the broken ties of our childhood And how much better it would be if we could understand this when they occur! But alas! we can not All the preaching in the world can not change this. EzcbGnge.
 My dear," said husband. gently rousing his wife-the lady was danger ously ill-'Mrs. De Hobson called a little while ago and left her love and sympathy for you. She seemed deeply affected" 'tJohn," said the sick lady, in very weak tone of voice, as she slowly unclosed her eyes, 'what did she have on?"-M r. Sun.
 Ministers wife (packing her trunk for vacation)-'.Now, dear, give me all the heavy articles first as l want to put them in the bottom of the trunk" Minister-"All right. O, by the way, here are my sermons, which I am going to take along; where will you put themP" Wife-''Well, 1 guess I'll put them in the bottom. "-M r Tribune.