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Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-02-21
DIED..
FUNERAL NOTICES ONE DOLLAR.

HUTC HIN5-In San Francisco, February 1s,
Rev. G. ]. Hutchins, a native of Erie
County, Pa, aged 81 years.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-02-21

Three lots reserved for Public School ana
Church.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-02-21

Buy Esgleson's fine underwear, so North
Spring street.
Large assortment of travelling and tourists
shirts at Eagleson & Co. s, so N. Spring st.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-02-21
REMOVAL.

FTER THIS DATE THE OFFICE OF
n the Temple-street Gable Railway Com
pany will be ct the Q. gine-house on Temple
street. r. W. WOOD, Secretary.
February Is, 1887. f18T
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-02-21

Don't Kick
Anybody but yourself, If you neglect to go
to San Bernardiuo next Thursday
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-02-21
AGENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED
Peruvian Bitters!
JOE BAYER &c CO.;
go North wRiu street.
Notice Of Removal.
L~Lowest Prices and Free Delivery.

A FIER THIS DATE MY OFFICE WILL
n be at the engine house Of the Temple
street cable road, No. 1851 Temple street.
Desirable residence and business property
VICTOR BEAUDRY.
February IS, 1887. fist
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
Absolutely Pure.
Book Notices.

PETERsoS's MACHINE for May is on hand
with its usual promptitude. The dOuble-size
co!ored fashon-plate will be greeted with ca
gerncss by the ladies. as it contains several Par
graceful as they are original. The steel-en-
craving is beauty. the crochet and eu5roid-
cry patterns fresh and taking, the stories ex-
cepttOnally good.
BRAINARD's MUSICAL WORLD has been the
authority on matters pertaining to music for
years and is still gaining in popularity. Be-
sides the excellent collection of reading matter
in each issue it also contains from twelve to
sixteen pages of choice new music well worth
ten times the price of subscription.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
An End to Bone Scraping.

Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburg,
ILL.,, says: Having received SO
much benefit from Electric Bitters, I
feel it my duty to let suffering hui
mahity know it. Have had running
sore on my leg for eight years; my
doctors told me / would have TO have
my leg amputated. ! used, instead,
three bottles of Electric BItters and
seven boxes Buckien's Arnfca Salve,
and my leg is now sound and we'll"
Electric Bitters are sold at fifty cents
a bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Salvc
at 2jc. per box by Geo. T. Light.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
Various Items.

.a'' -- ~ %. 3'-f8 ? ~
Hon. j. Randolph Tdeker wilihere-
after reside in Washington.
If there is anyone wh6 Should Should be
raped in slumber,," it is the man
who snores. ..- --.,..'... -.
The % woman's friend'' is another
name for DR.. Bulls Baltimore Pills.
Price 20 cents. -r4 sf-a e., a9i
Little boy (studying his Sunday
school lesson)-Pa, how do you spell
Pharaoh? Pa (thoughts elsewhere j
Faro. -S'-'t
Helenis Babies!'' This is the
best selling article in our book stores, 3
but the best selling article. in our
drug stores is DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup.
25 cts, I . .---. hon. -,.--F -r.'. .0s.
Mr.. Henry Wulfert has sold his
dwelling and business stand on LOU
d0un street, Winchester, to Messrs.
Charles E. Huntsberry and T. A! Nc
Vicar, for the sum, of 900.
Give your horse Days Horse Pow
der if he is languid or has poor ap-
petite. 1t is pure.
To remove paper labels from old
bottles, wet the face of the label
with water, and hold it for an instant.
over, any convenient flame. The
steam penetrates the label at once,
and softens the paste.-
Two bottles of Drcxel's Bell Co.
logne for so cts.
Lee Camp, Confederate Veterans,
Richmond, Va, will go to Boston as
the guest of John A. Andrews Post,
on the 18th of June, to take part in
the anniversary celebration of the
battle of Bunker Hill.
f. r. Clark, of Ames, Kansas,
says: t'DR. SETH ARNoLD's .CoUGH
KILLER is the best seller he has and it
gives universal satisfaction.
For Costivepess, BiIiousness, Head
ache and all fevcrish habits use DIR.
Seth Arnold's Bilious Pills. 25e.
Nelly-whose grandfather beganltfe
as cabinboy and finished rs mil
iionaire, was paid by her mother one
cent dozen for.pins picked up from
the carpet to keep the baby from get
ting them. &c Nurse" said NeIlyI as
her stock of pennys increased, ''do
you know what am going to do when
/ have six cents ?''fns. Nc, - answered
the nurse. Ell am going to buy paper
of pins and scatter them over the
Haey: nd I,ssEu; ;pjS ti1efee re-
piled the young financier, who was
barely five years old.
Mrs. A. D. Chandler, Derby, ver-
mont, writes: ''1 think DIR. SETH
ARNoLD's INDIAN VEGETABLE SUGAR
COATED Pills the best ever used"
Dr. Seth Arnold's Soothing and
Quieting Cordial for Children. Re-
commended by mothers and nurses.
25c. ,,....
a gentleman living in the West
Indies had a large sugar plantation
and kept many slaves. He was often
robbed, and on one occasion, after
losing large sum, he called his
slaves together. "NIy friends"
said he, II had dream in the night.
l dreamed that the person who stole
my money should have at this instant
feather on the tip of his nose."-
The thief on hearing this, instinctively
put his hand to his nose. 7" 1t is
you, SIR cried the master, "who
robbed me.'' The simple negro con-
fessed the theft, and the master re-
covered his money.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
PoETICAL.
The Flower. :. OF. Fame. ne
ED. COOLEY.

ED. COOLEY. i.- ~. 4 .'E
At morn bud, - - ID
Whose leaves are istill dampened by the morn
ing dew.
Give promise of beauty unsurpassed, y
And lay upon the altar of our view -I
The possibilities the future may pbssess:
At noon . full blow, rose, -
Whose fragrance. which it scatters on the air,
Is equaled only by its loveliness,
The model which the artist paints with care,
And the never-dy yiu5 substance of the poets
song. t>s ~ l.T rT.
i.'i'i-7' At night faded flower. EeTEn
Whose withered leaves are trampled into dust
Unheeded by the busy passer-by;
Whose perfume IEas borne by every gust, 70.
Is lost amid, the tempest of the night. "a.
~. And so with fame, a-,'"z
At morn 'tis Frightened by hopes Hfairest
dreams. .il. ytEfI.o3 t }u -r-H
To bloom into reality at noon; t-e
At eve the suns refalgent beams =. b
Find but the ashes of ambition's fame.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

ARR1vALs.-My Spring Stock is
now rapidly coming in. The bright
prospects for large trade has en-
couraged me to make extensive prep
aration, by which hope to be better
than ever prepared to serve my Gus
tom. Respectfully, "f~>l ~
GEO. II. HAGLEY.
March 29, 1887.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

THE undersigned offers his services as Auc-
i tionecr to the public. having had expert
ence sufficient to enable him to make sales of
Real Estate orPersonal Property ad dvantageous-
ly to owners. Prompt attention given.
THOMAS j. WEST, JR.
Ripon. Nov. %. 1sss-en.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

One Square q inch or iess) to s weeks. .sI:5g=
zach subseqaent Insertion .S1s ; - 80
One sqnare.-three months ....,... 400
One Square, months. ..---....--- 600
One Square, one year. :. : 1000
Candidates Announcements.-For County
Officers. $500; State or Congressional, 5000.
Others at regular Advertising Rates
per line. 80
liberal deductions made for Quarter. Half d
and Whole Colpnns to Annual. SeIni=Annnal
md Quarterly Advertisers. L''ti- @GVt-1P.3
No advertisements 70 be considered by the
month or year UNLESS specified on the MaflIl-
script, or previously agreed upon between the
parnes:
attentions, the earreSsing ways, the b.,
pretty conrtssies that were expressed
then in every glance and motion ?;oaa }
David Atwood shed bitter tears of
remorse, now that it was too late,2x
Looking back he saw his selfishnessi
and carelessness lo6ming up like L
monuments of warning and reproach.
In his sorrow he called aloud u
q" Maryi Mary! Ny wife i'soq at7oT
WhatTisitl What $ the matter with. I
you David2 asked a familiar voice.
Good Heavensl had he been dream
ing. yal .al,T' f-el baIIavrp ssw . ?
g II you will eat two pieces %, pie !,
after your dinner, and then go to
sleep, You must expect to have thelf
nightmare continued the VOICE
cheerfully. -,-.,,..sy ..,.-,a.--,...;.
Mary. he asked in i y a 7cppntrfitts
spirit, - d are you alive ?'' u -17'9
Z" hope so," responded his awffe'i
in a convincing tone. ~ but you haYe
been dreaming, David!:'' I -7oiHreS
David Atwood was wideawake Ross., 3,
e''Wkere is little. Annie?'',!aair rn,r
SAT school; she came in here to,
ask you for something, hut you were
asleep, and 1 wouldn't let her tease"
you.H, .,..--.u, y -, -.-.---,
All, what agony she might have,
saved him from if she had only
8. teased." -1 . .za'1 GO - II jf.'
Da"id Atwood kissed his wife when,
he left her that day. The good wo-,
man blushed and-went and looked in
the glass. Before night 4 neat girl
came into the kitchen and stayed,
there. She failed on the biscuits,
but David said his soul was above
biscuits could cat bread now:.i--S
Little Annie sat on his knee and got
acquainted with papa. It was rlikeh
beginning all over again. David
made a little speech enc day. He,
said: "'''
People are always talking abotit'
going to Heaven: Why don't they
make an effort to bring Heaven here?'
He is no longer so welded to- busni
iness that his wife is widow. ! Al
dream offdeath brought abOpta q new
And M Mrs! Atwood has. z gtowh' lO27a'
young again IN the -atmosphsfeb6fe
love, and work iseno longer
duII-birt n pleasure, ,ifor love lightcnst
all tasks and makesfo s.r ,,r,...J
This forenoon sUbliIne
This afternoon 4 psLIm.E dr.1.EFdr
,r. This night y prayer."s ,,.,,.-.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
Clothing for Men, Youths, Boys and
Children. Gents Furnishing
Goods, Hats, Caps, &c.

We will show vou the largest Stock there
ever was in town. or in Jefferson county, and
for less money than you ever bought them be-
fore. We will mention a few articles. viz Fire
Dress Suits from SO to 500: Business Suits.
from Sc to SIS: Medium. from IS to 80: good
Working Suits. from s3 50 to $500; Single
Pants. from 75c to $3.50: Boots and Shoes very
Cheap. We also carry Ladies' and Childrens
Shoes. and still the agent for the celebrated
Pearl Shirt. Give us call before you buy any
where else. end see if we don't sell for less
money than any person in the country.
Yours truly,
j. II. MYERS.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

J. II BEAcuIET. Haearstown. has just been
east and has now in his stores the largest stock
ever offered by him. II consists Of dry goods.
carpets, notions, groceries, queenswarey glass
ware. ccdarware. knives aud forks. Spoons,
garden seeds and indeed, everything kept m n
wcIl-regulated big store. New is your ttme to
huy ChruO .a..sF .t- . 4
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

g., "A PITIAELE CAsE.-An exceedingly
pitiable case came to light in the
Chicago Court of Insane Inquiry re-
Gently. On Christmas eve, while
Max Dreher, a 12-ycnr-oid boy, was
sleeping in the bakery at which he
worked, two men approached the
sleeping boy. One Of the men was
dressed in manner to represent the
devil, while the other was attired in
a sheet and assumed the role of a
ghost. The men awakened young
Dreher, and showing him a knife,
threatened to discmbowel him, at the
same time cutting his Wrist slightly.
The boy was so paralyzed by fright
that he became a gibbering idiot, and
has remained SO since that time.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

Children are very sympathetic
There's one quite young who's got
an aunt whom she loves very, dearly,
but the child does not understand
everything. The aunt is single, but
she does not hope to be so long, al
though judging by the child's re-
marks the position of wife is likely
to be very trying one. The gem
tIeman who is the object of huttering
interest has been in the habit of max
ing long and frequent calls. These
calls the child has studied with some
regard to the aunt she adOres. The
last one the child assisted a. ended
abruptly. Aunt" she said sadly,
g which would you rather do. talk to
Mr.. Jones or go to a funeral?'' Nr.
Jones felt ike making a subject for
a funeral right then.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
M Misunderstanding.

"RS. j. o. TUTWILER is prepared to un-
WI dcrtakc Mantua-Making and all kinds of
Family Sewing. ut reasonable rates Residence
on Samuel street. near the Baptist Church.
April %. 1Ss1-H.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

YOUNG GENTS, as wen aathc Older ones, Ssif
do well to see BeachIey's stock of Suitings be-
fore they hug. His stock Is ,frsi-clasA. prices
low and his cutter is second to none In Hakers-
town.1i 1J5ta = vltulpl = ~ 55'a.e1aa
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

APRIL FIRST. and if even you don't move,
you may want carpets oil cioths. mating. look-
ing glasses. &c. Beaohlcy's second supply 10
now on sale at very low prices. 90 and see.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

BEAcHLEr. the great HAccrs.own taricty
merchant. has had lou, eSprrieoee. buys iots
at short profit Thdsd are reasons why so
many people go 70 lis EtQre. =. - p IL.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
great pain cure.

DRESS d6oDs Y Novelties In dtcss 20 p. ~
tEeII ms almost ererSthihg ntcethatIthe iadice
may want to see at BeachleyAF. uagerstosn13
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

When you are courting d girl
years. old don't get
for fear the old man will
come down stairs and invite you TO
breakfast. He WON'T: bother you.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
T. c. Green,

ATTOKNEY At LAW.
Charlestown. jefferson County, W. Va.
WILL practice in the Courts of jefferson
w and the ncighbn:iug counties. and in the
Supreme Court of appeals of West Virrinia.
Office in Law Building on George street. in
rear o :t!le COUrt-HOusc
August =. 1889
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
6tifoi FtTs Press.

From PhiIadeIphia.-Pa Pa am SCI
ling more of DIR. Bulls ConghlSYrEp
than all other cough remedies, cca,-
eIaea1 e4eeggrs ana saf pfeReRa + a,
Sist, 257 S. second Sc. lqes
There sueb tiiviolty Moth hsss4ss
a king that treason fears to n
15f .eiP' iirrss q. s'1s 1 = ..:.s
well to patr0nize SSll0'ssion s0H
e-renf raif, cure.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON.
TUESDAY MORNING. MAY 8. 1881. .

JEFFERSON COUNTY, W. Va.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03
Auctioneering.

Harper's Ferry. April 5, 1851.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

Now it was too late.
How was IT that they had drifted
so far apart, they who in the happy
days of their courtship had only
lived for each other? -
What had become of the iover-like
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

Little boy (studying his Sunday
school lesson)-Pa, how do you spell
Pharaoh? Pa (thoughts elsewhereJ j.
Faro. - @3'-'t
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-05-03

Hon. j. Randolph Ttlekef *ilihere-
after reside in Washington. @
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ADVERTISING 7fRATEsss

One Square a inch or iess) I to 5 weeks.
Each Subsequent ihsertion ~ : ~ tJsS $50,
One Square. three months. 400
One Square, months. goo
One Square. one year. 1000
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1887-03-25
PATENTS GRANTED

To citizens of Ohio during the past
week, and reported expressly ff the
JOURNAL by C. A. Snow & Co., Patent
Lawyers, opposite U. S. Patent Office,
Washington, d. c.:
o. Bean, Springfield. Pump.
NJ. l.. Blackburn, Brllaire, Mold
l. w. Bowman, Elkton, Hame fas-
tener.
T. Cahill. Oberlin. Piano action.
p. j. Dambach. Shawnee, Nut lock.
F. Danlos, Sandusky Picture frame
E. o. Daniels, Springfield, Lock.
A. Dom, Mt. Healthy, Book holder.
w. p. Essg, McDonaldsonville, Con-
veyer for gram binders.
w. s. Fox, Short Creek, Moving ma
chine attachment.
j, A. Hauser. Dayton, Ambulance
spring.
f. Keffer. Columbus, Push button.
l.. Miller, Akron, Grain binder.
ID. Mitchell. Minerva, Table.
w. L. Moore, Chillicothe, Clasp.
], w. Peters, Galloway, Car door.
CIV, Pleukharp, Columbus, Caster
pod.
j. w. Robinson, Plymouth, Cultiva-
| tor.
j. C Rock, West Liberty. Gate.
II. Rong. Pleasant Hill, Fence.
L. Smith, Highland, Desk.
j. Tickell Cleveland, Caliprr gage.
A. W. Wilcox. Newark. Fire escape.
J. T. Winchell, Springfield, Crushing
mill.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1887-03-25
PROHIBITION IN KANSAS.

CoNovER, o., Fe,. 81, 's7.
ED. NEW ERA :-As have just returned
from n trip to Kansas, l thought may he a
few words on prohibition ia tkat State
might be of interest.
find that the prohibtory law il popu-
lar among the people and is as we'll enfor-
ced as other laws--and great deal better
than the law agains, profanity is either in
Kansas or OHIO. While in Topeka oh
served that there were no saloons visible,
aud upon inquiry was informed that there
was not saloon IN the city. And what
seemed strange to me did not see a po-
liceman except at the railroad depot.
At Emporia aud Burlington there were
no signs of saloons or their work. Al
Larned, county seat OF Pawnee county,
three hundred miles west Of Kansas City,
the druggists had been furnishing the
thirsty with their drinks, but on February
5th, the officers made raid on them and
now four of them are serving ont senten-
ces of thirty days in the county Jill in
addition to fine of one hundred dollars
each. How is tha, for prohibition IN from.
tier towns?
The temperance people in Kansas do
not deny but. what there is some whisky
sold and drank there. 1t Is very hard to
frame a law that cannot be evaded. The
druggists ceem to be harder to control than
the saloon-kenpers, but they are getting
better laws each year. / asked an intel
ligent business man if the law caused peo
pile who are seeking homes in the west tc
evnde the State? He said no, but he knew
of great manytmen with capital wht
were raising families to came to the Stat,
on account of the prohibitory law.
In my travel of about 800 miles in tn
state of Kansas l did not see drunken
man; all were peaceable and quite. o.
arriving at Kansas City, Mo, almost tn
first thing ! heard was the rattling q
broken glass. Looking in that direction
saw drunken man being pushed out of
saloon bleeding from wounds about III
face and head. Behold the diiferenc,
How any conscientious person can argu
against prohibition and IN favor of lcenst
high or low, Or our eternal principle c
taxation" is q problem that cannot b,
solved by Yuus, truly,
| A. s. BRECouNT,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1887-03-25

favor Of The liquorscller and clcnr him,
although the testimony may lie twice as
strong against him as against The burglar.
Now we nsk, han not That court perjured
itsef7 Men are chosen to make our Laws
and pworn TO lgi-lote for the good OF the
people, Hu,lthtu spend Ak ll,e winter work.
lug Tor party purposes ard lltcF ewn inter-
este. Policemen nnd other executive Off
Gers ARE appointed 10 position and sworn
TO execute the laws Of the land, but no
sooner tio alrcy receive the slnf1' Of aulhor-
ity thuo they repudinte 'heir oallls, esucc
ially ifShc whisky interest requires il. aud
turns cuuly aroliiM ahd ask temperance
people "Why don't you enforce the
law, p
Now we ask, is moi the official who per-
iurcs hinse thus just ns gully ns the
pei juied Witness who il thrown lefure the
grand jury AaI sect to the ,,e,,itentlary :
They may hide behind suare technicality
of law and lhta save tier fecks. but ought
thcv not to be branded NJ guilty Of perjury
Aud why should they not suffer ns sever,
u penalty us the peljired witness? Whn
right have officials TO ttiae with their oath,
any more shpu any otler2 Is II not higl
time lha, reform should he introduce,
in this matter, aud il need he some lcgis.
lation upon the subject? Pardon me,
forgot that nothing Of benefit to the peo.
pie should be taken into politics; onl,
party matters, k,aves ard fishes aud spoil
are entitled 10 place there.
NJ, RoDERTs,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1887-03-25
Another Ara Craze.

The latest art work amcng ladies' is known
as the French Craze" for decorating china,
glassware, etc. Ills something ENTIRELY NEW
and is both profitable and fascinating. 1t is
very popular in New York, Boston and other
Eastern cities. To ladies desiring to learn the
Art, we will send an elegant china PLAGUE
tsize ls inches) handsomely decorated, fur a
modol, together with box of material, 100 col
ored designs assorted in flowers, animals, sol
diers, land scapes, ETC.. complete, with full in
structions, upon receipt of only sl.OO. The
PLAGUE alone is worth more than the amount
charged. To every lady ordering this outfit
who enc loses the address Of FIVE other ladies
interested in Art matters, to whom we can mail
our new catalogue of Art Goods, we will en-
close extra and without charge an imitation
hand painted brass placque. Instruction book
10 painting l6 colored pictures, ETC., oaly l5c.
Embroidery Silk best quality. all nolors, SOC.
per 100 skeins. Tinsel Braid, gold or silver,
for art embroidery and needle work, large ball
only l5c. Macrame Cord, white, 5Oc per lb
any color, 6Oc per Id. Other goods at equally
low prices. Address,
THE EMPIRE NEWS CO., Syracuse. N. Y
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1887-03-25
"MONEYs FOR DE BREAuHlN'."

1t was election day. minister of the
Gospel aud a German brewer met at the
polls.
Brewer: "Vell, minister, suppose you
votes mt dem venatics, vot tinks Jeer an
awful poison"
Minister: sob, no guess not. vote
the same ticket you do"
u "Vut votes for beer and men
see your dicket. Veil, now, ish not dat
guide? Yvu breach and you bray all the
year against my business, but ven yor
comes To vote you vote Just like me and nll
the saloon .mens. Does you know dat ven
dem vimeps vas round TO &c, moneys, /
vas ust no mat: gives no moneys to de
man vot inlerferes nit mine business but
now, sers you did not mean anything by
de brenchin' and de brayin'. You do II
Just To hlease dem vimens and fools vot
say me shall make no more beer. Vell'
Jnst ne long as you votes right you may
breach and bray, cause dem WHO drinks
mine beer no hear you, and lie drinks just
so much ns II you no breach. Here, now
gives yon ten dollar, and gives yOm the
same every year just as long M you votes
mil me-"
NJ. "Oh, no! could not take that.
1t would he selling my vote-which would
not be right, yon know"
B.. "Oh, veil sees. / no gives you
de moneys tor he vote, but for de breacllin'
and .le braym', ven You means nottngs bv
II. Now, give me your dlcket. aud gives
you mine, and we 60 ont and put dem in
de box and ! tells de heples you votes
just like me. and votes just like Won and
de next time dem vimens COMES round dey
gets lots of money for de Lre"cl'n' and de
brayin''"-ARon, in Christian Cyaosue.