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Western cyclone., 1887-07-08
Good Sense of a Future Queen.

Much comment has been caused in many
quarters over the statement that the
Princess of Wales enjoys the distinction
of being the best dressed woman in
Europe. Some who have either seen or
known the Princess pronounce the state
ment absurd for reasons of their own,
which they introduce by saying ''she is
utterly without style" 1t may be doubted
whether there is any woman in the world
who is utterly without style of some kind,
but even if there be one that does not pre-
vent her from being we'll dressed The
Princess is not beautiful, as the term is
understood, and if the true secret of her
success in the art of dressing were told it
would be expressed in the one word
common sense. She does not dress in the
latest style at all times and consequently
avoids fashion-plate appearance But
she arranges her hair TO suit the shape of
her head; wears bonnets that do not bring
her facial imperfections into prominence,
and combines good fit and appropriate
material and color in the costumes which
become her most Half the women who
sigh because they do not look prettier
themselves might better satisfy their de.
sires if they had the good sense Of The fu.
ture Queen of England.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08
Cider in VARIETY.

Every fruit known will make cider.
That from pears is of ancient renown, Is
perry, but pear juice is worth more for
sirup or fruit honey, as it is rich in sugar.
Plum cider is very nice, and grape cider
will yet be the American beverage, having
the Strengthening quality of wine without
its alcoholic spirit, and tasting better than
anything known in ihe shape of drinks.
There would not teA grape too many in
the United States if the juice, freshly
drawn from the clusters. undiluted. could
be placed on sale in our cities. It's delic-
ious, pure refreshment justifes all that
poets have sung and writers rayed about
the blood Of the grape, while for benefit TO
feeble cOnsumptiye or bilious people its
effects Guido hypophosDhitcs. a trip to
Italy. or Saratoga waters. la the Erie
wine regions and other vineyard belts.
when the grapes ripen, sallow, liver-con-
gestcd people from cities take board where
they can drink the must of new wine As
ii comes from the press. and return built
up tor the winter dissipation. Consump-
tives. especially. cannot do better than try
the grape cure IN this form. and the wine.
yard season" may yet bc a. fashionable as
the aside in July or Lenox in October.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08
PLEASED WITH THE PLACE.

A well dressed, gentlemanly looking
Young man, who had just got off train
at q small town in ArkanSaw, thus ac-
<osted a native whom he met in the street:
DO you live here?"
Yes, part of the time"
What's the population of this town?"
1.-TWO hundred, [ reckon"
"Surelv more than that?'
"All right; have it your own way"
"My friend, l have come here to settle.
Il came here to keep from settlin'."
81 don't understand you"
"Owed too much in another place.
"Ah?"
81 reckon So"
"You reckon sO?"
eyes, reckon it's ah.
ooh"
eyes, reckon it is"
Gas l said before, have come here to
settle. am lawyer by profession"
Sorry to hear it. ="
"Why SOP"
come here to start saloon.
"Ah?"
''Just about"
Il suppose that lawyer can make an
honest living here?"
Eyes, the novelty of the attempt might
catch the people"
"Ah?"
Il reckon So"
Are there many lawyers here?"
About fifty"
You don't say so?"
Reckon do"
Fifty lawyers in town of this size?"
"Thats what"
"How many men arc there in the
placer"
About seventy-dive."
Then l suppose that twenty-five of
them are not lawyers2"
Yes"
What do they do?"
Three are merchants, one is a black
smith, one a carpenter one is a preacher,
ten are blind tigerists, and the nine others
don't do nothin'"
what is your business?"
Il belong to the nine"
Abr
That's what"
you said just now that you live here
part of the timer
Yes"
Go away in the Summer, suppose?"
"NOt particularly"
"Have you any regular time of going2"
eyes, whenever the Grand Jury meets. "
"Ah!
Look here, can stand a good deal
don't mind being chunked around and
tramped on-but if you say 'Ahr to me
again you'll have me to whip. Say, Bill, :"
calling some one, sis the Grand Jury or
gauized yit?"
Yes.
well, then, so long Stranger, I'd like
to stay and show you around, but haven't
time. You'll find the town putty much
deserted for the next two weeks"
''Ah"
The stranger lodged chunk and took
refuge behind wagon. Several weeks
later he wrote as follows to his father
For good while | didn't think that l
could live in this place, but now l am de-
lighted. The peculiar whisky which is
kept here, and which is called white mule,
did not agree with me- but now that | am
about burnt up it doesn't make any differ
ence what drink was bitten by dog
the other day. The dog died in great agony,
for the effect of white mule is very trying
on the nerves of brutes. | am not tied
down to business as you may suppose but
have time to curry the mule. Please
send me $40 Mail the letter away from
home as the postmaster at this place, know
ing where you live and thinking that
have written for money is likely to open
the letter The people out here are very
friendly and confidential and don't mind
spending each others money"
-OPIE p REED.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08
Young Man, go Home Sober.

If after an evenings racket or dissipation
when you are ashamed to be seen by your
good old mother, or your patient, waiting
wife, who is too willing to believe that you
have been out on honest business, go to some
druggist or barkeeper and tell him you want
tumbler of the coming national beverage,
Moxie. 1t will remove it all in an hour,
and you will wake up in the morning with
no i'll effects of your bad behavior. If you
have an appetite for liquor it will remove it.
Ifyour wife earns your living for you get a
bottle for her. 1t will rest her aching limbs
and give her double powers of endurance.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass
"Abou, the first of September, 1881, my wife
was taken with uterine hemorrhage The
best styptics the physician could prescribe
did net check it and she got more and more
enfeebled She was troubled with prolapsus
uteri, leucorrhGl, numbness of the limbs,
sickness of the stomach and loss of appetite.
purchased a trial bottle of your Vegetable
Compound. She said she could discover a
salutary effect from the first dose. Now she
is comparatively free from the prolapsus,
stomachs sickness, etc, The hemorrhage is
very much better, and is less at the regular
periods. Her appetite is restored, and her
general health and strength are much i'm
proved. We feel that we have been wonder
fully benefited and our h, lrts are drawn
cut in gratitude for the same and in SYM
pathy for other sufferers, for whose sake we
allow our names to be used.''
G. w. EATON, Thurston, N. Y.
The compound is put up in Pill, Lozenge
and Liquid form. All sold by druggists.
The pills and lozenges sent by mail on receipt
of price.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

ADRIAN, Mich, June IA few days ago
two wsll-dreSsed men came here and rented
a furnished room OF Rev William FrAry. n
superauuated Methodist minister. Yes,er-
day afternoon they inveigled William
Weatherby, a rich Fairfield farmer to their
room and heeced him out Of 81 900 by the
bunk0 racket. The victim is "a The sharp
erS have made a successful sklp.
THE slaughter Of Holsters At Prince Ed
ward Island is something astounding
There were exported the last season 81 600
cAsea, mostly 10 Europe. which involved The
killing OF s., 600, e00 Holsters.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08
The little granddaughter of Mrs. Mary A.

The little granddaughter of Mrs. Mary A.
Livermore, says the Youths Companion,
xdislikes to be made to mind. One Sunday,
after some outbreak. her father got down the
bible aud showed her the text: Children,
obey your parents" She looked discomfort
ed, but went on reading the chapter, while
her father went up stairs. Presently she
pursued him, bible in hand, calling eagerly:
"Papa! papa! 1t says some more. 1t says,
Parents, provoke not your children to
wrath, and that is what you do to nae every
day"
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

A tiny lad, the son of . baptist minister,
ing home one day the father was surprised
to see his son approach with the kittens and
carry them to pool of water. "Whst are
you doing, my boy?" said the father. Il am
going to baptize nay kittens for Jesus, papa
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

An absent minded Pittsburg preacher re-
marked in eulOgy from his pulpit last Sun
day that death loves a mining shark
Thereupon four stock brokers and a mar
with a brother in Colorado got up and left tht
sacred building.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

Wife latter breakfastl you should use your
tooth brush, dear, before going down town.
| can detect traces of the shad roe we had at
breakfast.
Husband "a bank cashier)-Is that sof
Where is the brush? With shad at SO cents
apiece, it wouldn't do for the directors to
discover anything.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

At a recent church sociable in Reading
there was half an hour in which all persons
were fined cents each time they laughed
giggled or smiled. They had a solemn time
and the receipts were small.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

Clerk (in New Jersey dry goods store)-
Can do anything else for you, madam?
New Jersey lady HIM. IIbelieve there
was something more wanted. Oh, ye;
will look at your mosquito muzEles, please.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

Col. R. s. Withers, Fair Lawn Stock Farm,
Ky, and Joseph Calrne Simpson, Esq, Sec
retary Pacific Coast Blood Horse association,
commend st. Jacobs Oil for all horse com.
plants. Soln by druggists and dealers.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

Sir Roger Tichborne, of England. was cured
of rheumatism by the use of st. Jacobs Oil
and recommends it highly. Sold by drug.
gists aud dealers everywhere
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08
. EYES OF BLUE.

o eyes divine, o eyes of blue, =,
Sweet ewes that conquer as they WOO. .~3
Eyes more than beautiful to me;
There's something more than sympathy
Hid in those depths of azure hue. =
wondrous eyes dearly prize,
'TfS love that beams from out those eyes;
'Tis love, and from heart most true,
'Tis love hid in those depths of blue,
True love from her idolize-
A, Fl. ISLER.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

FITS. All fits stopped free by DR..
Kine's Great Nerve Restorer. No fts af-
ter first days use. Marvellous cures. Treat
ise and 81 trial bottle free to fit cases. Send
to DR.. Kline. 93l Arch St., Philsdelphis,
Pa
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

For % cents We will send the Boss recipe
that will clean the dirtiest clock in FIVE min
utes at cost Of one cent, without taking the
clock apart. Iowa Novelty Co.
Davenport Iowa
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable to
use. II is not liquid or snuff. SOC.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

w w. Il H; ,' 'Worthington, ,s;l.
irons irons OF Husbandry = peSI'
Mass, Mass writes under dsIs !,
n our great remedy, lll..ss' !
| have used in my fanilS !.
Tor coughs and colds, a1d !.
pest: 25o.. Soc. and Il 49, =
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

TAN. An Ohio ol1iol! man Who +: i,
statement stat of a great no.,s
that country. He sa1. =
a man for being ! Bsn,;.s. g !.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

Mr.. Ingersoll has exposed his idea Of
heaven. Ii is made of stone and holds two
gallons.
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

"a. a callgraph, = -.
been in use only ! ts~
Iowa. VomI,
Western cyclone., 1887-07-08

We taste II to besure the prepArAtlan b y.
Accept no counterfeit Of similar mana IL
cd Dr.L.A. Sayer, said to LADY Of iho ~ =
AS you ladies will use them, reccnmsu1
Cream ~ the least harmful Of On ~ - y
tions." One bottle will last ulx monIhA 80 :
day. Also Poudre Subtitle removes NJ
without injury to the skin. RorA. [. WV
Manager, 48 Bond street. n Y. Fmnhhl
gsts and fancy goods dealers throaghs1i m :
States, CAnadas, and Europe, npnN &.
mutations. $1,000 reward for Arrs& ri ~
enc selling the same
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13
Ahead of SUN Time.

They were sitting on dry goods boxes in a
down town grocery house, expectorating over
the hot stove
"Don't you know" said an EngIishman,
"when 1 landed in New York thought it the
d-dest country L had ever seen! They were
firing cannon, making speeches and reading
the declaration of independence, as though
the city were in a revolutionary siege. |
came through Buffalo, Toledo, Cincinnati to
St Louis, and just as l had begun to think
that ali this was an everyday diversion
overheard some politicians speaking of the
glorious Fourth of July!"
No one said anything for long, long time
Finally one of the crowd got up, buttOned his
overcoat and said:
That's a good stOry-a durn good story
but don't you think you travelled that day a
leetle faster than the fast mail 9"-Detroit
Free Press
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13

She goes to school and she belongs to ar
educational family of prominence, who have
lately moved from San Francisco for official
convenience, so she has had to go TO a new
school. The first day she found that con
trary to her experience boys and girls were
together in this school. That offended her
and when she went home she complained
Mamma, that's not a good school don
think I'll like TO go there "Why!' There
are boys and girls all together there. 1t isn't
pleasant Well my dear. try it n little
any way The next day she came home il
better humor. do you like the new school
any~better:7 "Oh, yes, mother. The teacher
has put the loveliest little boy next to me.
He's lovely little boy. I think l shall like
the school" The third day she came home il
the widest Of spirits, beaming all over "Oh.
mamma l know all the boys in the sclEoo.
now" This is one Of those stories that good
mothers like to read, so l am told, and I've
no reason to doubt it.-San Francisco Chron-
iCie
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13
FOR RE\'T,LEASEss

THNHE WAIKIKI RESIDENCE OF MIR. FRED II.
4 Hayselden, situated at KapiOlani Park, be-
tween the residences OF Hon. w q. Irwin and
Mr.. Frank Brown, is offered for rent, lease or
sale. Also the premises adjoining the Hawaiian
Opera House, Palace square. For te- ms apply to
the undersigned. FRED II. HAYSELDEN.
762augItf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13
The blight Of Landlordism.

"Reginal" wants to know what is the "bliglt
of landlordism," of which he reads so much.
Well, we asked our landlord about 1t and he
said it was paying a plumber, carpen-
ter, a painter and a plasterer $500 a
year to keep 5000 house in repair and then
have the tenant take out the door bell, chan
deliers and range and skip with about three
months rent unpaid. He says there are some
other bhghts in the landlord business, which
any one may readily find out by building a
few houses to rent.-Burdette.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13
Modern Newspaper Regulations.

Omaha Editor-Your spring poems have
not been printed, sir, because you did not
comply with our regulations
Spring Poet-May l ask where l failedi
Certainly. The poems We're signed with
an assumed name. Contributors of spring
poetry are required to inclose their real name
and address, birth record, baptisInaI date,
police court history, marriage certificate and
divorce proceedings, if any, together with
full and frank confession of all the evil they
ever did in their lives"
any graciousI Do you need all Of that as
q guarantee of good faith3"
"No; we want it for publication"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13
simple as 4 b C.

Omaha Wife-Before we We're married you
never thought Of business matters in the
evening; there was not a night that you
didn't call to see me.
Young Husband-I remember, dear.
"Oh You do? Well, please explain why
it is that you now rush off to your Office the
moment you have your supper and don't get
back until midnight
a have two to support now, my dear
Omaha Herald.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13
The Equitable
Life Assurance Society
OF THE UNITED STATES.

The surplus 5 based on the conservative
assumption that only per cent interest
will be realized on investments.
Assuming that "A per cent will be real
lied, it amounts to $50 ,495, l75 76
R-The SURPLUS, on every basis of
valuation, Is LARGER THAN THAT OF
ANY OTHER COMPANY IN THE
WORLD.
New ass rance in 1886. ..... Sill SAC, 2O3 90
Larger than that of any other company.
Outstanding assurance. $3.50. All, 779 O9S 90
Larger than that of any other company.
Paid policy holders ia 1856 $3.50 COZ 90
Paid policy holders since or
ganizatiOn. ..-.....-..-..... &c, 547, 1888 So
Total income .-.--..... .... 1873, 733 10
Premium income. ..... 1922, 154 81
Larger than that of any other company.
IMPROVEMENT DURING THE YEAR.
Incrrase of prem. income 50, ,475 40
Increase of surplus, per cent basis. 2,493,63 g.
increase OF asses S,y0t ,USO 70
Policies issued on all the plans, with all the
guarantees and concessions. For full Particu-
lars apply to
ALEX. !. CARTWRIGHT
G32 InayI2 'ss No. Kaahumanu street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13

II Nv OllUl 1INy Z, 1907.
HAMILTON JOHNSON, Honolulu:
Dear Sir-Ihare made chemical examination of
the sample Of Harvesting "EcIipse" Champagne taken
uraI acid Of the grape ghiIe the 'bouguet' and gas
present such a0ouId result from the natural fer
mentotion Of the a0ine8. Yours very trulg
GEO. W SMITH,
Of Benson Smith & Co., Druggist.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13

She's a Terror at Progressive Euchre.
Mrs. De HObson-What lovely prayer
book, Mrs. Hendricksl Is it present from
your husband!
Mrs. Hendricks-No; l won it at the pro-
gressive euchre party at Deacon Smiths last
9eek!-PuCk.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13

Terrible Infant-Mr De Smith, won't you
drink some water2
Mr.. De S.-Thank you, my boy; but rn
not dry.
T. I--Oh, do drink some.
Mr.. De S-But why are you so anxious3
T. L-'Cause mamma says you drink like a
fish, and l want to see how you do it. Please
show me.-Old Joke.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13

The rooms that John Brown occupied at
Windsor Castle have been kept strickIy
erased since the death of that faithful SER
Vant.-Philadelphia Call
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-08-13
A Fish in a FIower Bed.

In a garden at Caledonia, n. Y, bed
of flowers has been laid out, twenty-five
feet long, to represent a huge trout. The
Glls, fins and eyes are represented by diff
terent cOlOred flowers. Chicago Times.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-29

Business good considering the cold
disagreeablc weather.
The cotton IL about oil out. Our
two gin stands have ginned between
eight and nine hundred bales this sea-
son.
The Cooperative Association Will
commence their new store building IN
few days. When finished 1t will
be ono Of the largest business houses
in town.
MAP. Kennon, living IN. town, and
b. Anderson, near town, have
each just finished neat two'story
dwelling house.
There have been several transfers
in renl estate lately, and also several
gentlemen here from Tennessee look
ing out good farms.
Professors Palmer and Moore have
full school there being about 16O
pupils.
Mr.. Fred Nopf, our boot and shoe
maker, has sold out his shoe business
and will try farming few years.
y. W.,Cornelius has purchased the
Jas. Meter farm and will soon move
to the country Billy says he will
mako his living hereafter by the
sweat of his brow.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-29

Are cheap, arc good; go for them
This marvellous and unriyalled brand
has Just made its appearance on the
market. and its popularity Is already
unboundcd. No cigar ever met with
such an enthusiastic reception since
the invention of tob ,cco. Tho doors
hadn't been open ton minutes before
the house was crowded, and the stand
ing Dom WAS so full of eager pur.
chasers that their feet stuck out
through the transom. President
Cleveland sent for tue first box, aud
said he would rather be the mar who
made that cigar than to be president
10 be had only at G. V. Walters drug
store, 720 Elm street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-29
The New Jewelry store.

Mr.. l.. Rouvant is preparing to open
TO the public, Mt the corner OF Lamar
and Elm streets, a mammoth retail and
Wholesale jewclry store. He carries q
stock not cxcelled in the South, which
consists of everything in the jewelry
line. lie also has expert mechanics,
who are prepared to perform the most
intricate and delicate workmanship In
this line. Mr.. Ronvant has just moved
his business from San Antonio TO
Dallas, and, approaching the fine field
here, has prepared to work 1t dill
gently with the best articles in his
line. AT present the workmon are
busy preparing the house for the re-
ception OF his stock, but in afew day
will be ready to feast the ewes of those
who love the rare and beautiful.
While carrying mammoth stock ne
has not overlooked the necessity OF
having around him ut all times first
class artisans who can perform any
task in jewelry or watch making That
may be presented them for their
work.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-29
Personal.

Mr.. N. II. FrohlicsteiD, of Mobile,
Ala, writes: take great pleasure III
recommending DIR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, having used
it fer severe attack of Bronchitis
and catarrh. 1t gave me instant re-
lief and entirely cured Inc and l have
not been afflicted since. | also beg to
state that had tried other remedies
with no good result. Have also used
Electric Bittcrs and DR.. Kings New
Life Pills, both of which | can recon-
mend.
DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption, Coughs and Colds. is sold
OIL positive guarantee. Trial bottles
free at w. Fl. Howell IL Bros. drug
store.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-29
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE,

NOTICE is hereby gwen that the under
IN signed has been appointed and is duly
qualified as assignee OF I. NJ. Miers & Co.,
mershans at Dallas, Texas. Parties in
debted to the late firm are requested to
make prompt payment OF their Indebted
ness, and all creditors who are willing to
accept under the terms OF said assignment
are Notified TO file with the undersigned a
distinct statement properly yerihed) OF
their claim within Six months from this
date and give notice in Whiting within four
months OF their acceptance rnder said as
signment. w IL, Hall,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-29

You are feeling depressed, your ap
petite Is poor, you are bothered with
Eeadachc, you are fidgety, nervous
and generally out of sorts, and want
10 brace up. Brace up, but not with
stimulants, spring medicines or bitters,
which have for their basis very cheap,
bad whisky, and which stimulate you
for an hour. and then leave you in q
worse condition than before. What
You want is an Alternative that will
purify your Mood, start healthy. action
Of Liver and Kidneys. restore your
vitality and give renewed health and
strength. Such a medicine you viii
find n Electric Bitters, aud only 81
cent? > bottle, at w. ii. Howell q
Dro's crug Store.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-29

Buckwheat, roasted cotiees, canned goods
mackerel, herrings, apple butter, fresh
crackers, etc., ut Bouche's s24 Main street
Mother may go out to swim? Yes
my son, after going to Thompson 4
Prices for Whitaker ham.
The snow, the snow. the beautl.
full, Bang. The big hundred
pound ham at Thompson n Prices
caught the ball and saved the life of q
great poet.