The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-10-01
BRIGHT BITS.

REPORTED that the Queen is Involuntary
growing chin whiskers. God shave the Queen.
Judge.
WHEN Mr.. John L. Sullivan dies it is believed
that he will provide for the endowment Of
large memorial saloon at Cambridge.-Lge.
The Labor day parade in Chicago was very
entertaining The prominent features were
men decked in broadclsth suits, silk hats and
gold chains bearing banners inscribed, I'VE
Want Bread "-Philddelphia cal.
on PsHAw.' said the Bostonian contempt
uousy, everything with you New Workers is
the almighty dollar"
And with the Bostonians everything is the
omnipoteut quarter, replied the New Yorker
Life.
DO YOU recollect that old motto we used to see
in our copy books, l. arm to say nor" asked
Billy Biven of q friend
Yes What of it,
Nothing; only was just wondering whether
the young woman whom honored with my
alteration hasn't had heap of practice in it,
Merchant TrdUeier.
A TEACHER in a boys school in an adjoining
county found forty big pupils out of sixty three
who had never read the Constitution of the
United States and We're ignorant of the cause
which led to its preparation Every mothers
son OF them. however could tell of the standing
OF each base ball club in the National League
and the American Association NOTTiStOtca
Herald.
A FORMER fotini.rynan of Rochester was in
the habit Of giving his men an annual picnic at
the Lake Beach, where the men enjoyed the
luxury of a bath in the limpid waters. visi-
tor from the West one winter called upon an
employe Of the foundry, an old friend-and
after mutual greetings said: why, jim, how
black and grimy you look Yes" replied
Jim. Il missed the excursion last summer -
Rochester Union.
THIS Is HOSPITALITY My father is a very
genial man" she SAID AM desires that | shall
extend the Inequalities of the house to every
caller. viii you take something before you go?'
Well. yes, replied the youth, Il will, with
your permission. take a kiss from you"
The maid abashel, but the youth was
equal to the occasion, and the Inequalities were
Standardization Courier.
Miss BROWNE (summer boarder of romantic
proclivites, who is about to return to the city,
DO YOU know, Mr. Dusenbury, I've really be
come attached to that phenomenal echo which
mas made your farm famous. | shall miss it so
much. Undressing echo: And you will miss
Echo (promptlyJ-Darned eff | will. You amt
let up on me tew hours since breakfast
CTableaU. It'd Bits.
Nor SURE on THE DoDo.-"Kin git man ar
rested:0 asked a colored man at the Sergeant S
desk in police headquarters, yesterday.
What for!"
Fur calm me names"
what namesy'
"Well, sab. he called me Odo."
And what is a dodo:"
II dunno, sab
Perhaps it means great statesman"
"Mebbe it does, sab; an so I'll let up on his
calm me names an hev him arrested fur de
way he jumped in an Civ me two kicks. DE
trOH Free Press.
THE BoMB THEoHY. Chicago Anarchst-Yes,
you bloated ariStocratS are
Walt Whitman-Your pardon, friend, I am
Walt Whitman, the poet,
"All the same you"
My poems bring me in only 500 year, and
| have to live on it."
Eth: That's au outrage, an outrage against
suffering humanity. You come with me, Herr
Whitman, and I'll show you how to make dyna-
mite bombs. Then you'll get rich"
Making bombS?H
NO, throwing EN-. Throw EN- at folks what
won't buy your poems. "-OnedLn World.
MORE BLESSED TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE
Mrs. De Fashion-Boo how cold it is
Miss De Fashon-Yes just the ice cart
stop and it made ma SILVER.
Jane-PleaSe, num- the ice has come and the
refrigerator is running over and there amt a
place to put it.
Miss De Fashion-Why not let it remain out
doors, ma?
Mrs. De Fashion-That would be shameless
waste You know how high ice has been. Jane
tell John to take it TO the Narrow Court Mis-
sion don't suppose the poor things have seen
piece this summer.-OmGhd World.