The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1887-03-05
Wretched, indeed.

Are those whom a confirmed tendency to bilious
ness, subject to the various and changeful symp-
toms indicative Of liver complaint Nausea, sick
headache, constipation, furred tongue, an I'M
pleasant breath, duh or sharp pain in the neigh
borhood of the affected organ, impurity of the
blood and loss OF appetite slgnalize it as one of
the most distressing as 1t is one of the most COM
mon, OF maladies There is however, benign
specific for the disease and all its unpleasant man
heStatlons IL is the concurrent testimony OF the
puolc and the medical profession that Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters Is a medicine which
achieves results speedily felt, thorough and be-
Nigh BESIDES rectifying liver disorder II invigO-
rates the feeble, conquers kidney and bladder
yomplalnts, and hastens the convaescence OF
those recovering from enfeebling diseases. More
eper' ~ Is the grand specific for fever and ague.
''How is it, my dear" said Cora, "that your mai
den aunt win never take anyone's advice, no mat
ter how much better it may be?"
because She knows she is getting old, and doesn't
IKE anybody TO point out new wrinkle"
The action of Carters Little Liver Pills is pleas
ant, mild and natural. They gently tlmu tate the
liver, and regulate the bowels, but do lot purge
They are sure to please
"l'm afraid it's not genuine" said lady to
Shopman. Il
,"6h, yes it is, Madam" replied TIE polite gen.
OF pure silk direct from the worm"
Smart Weed and Belladonna combined with
other ingredients used in the best porous pIasters
make Carter's S. w. g. b. Backache Plasters the
best in the market. Price % cents.
At dinner party in Boston, a young man, who
was visiting from the West, was asked if he was
well ye-es, he replied at venture; s'but
don't think IN take any tonight"
That wonderful cathollcon known as Lydia L.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound has given the
lady worldwide reputation for doing good
Happy mani' exclaimed the dramatic report
er TO the theatrical manager.
why happy?" inquired the manager
lou nave no one to supervise your work. You
are the autocrat of the situation"
"N-no; not exactly, responded the manager in a
eral ladies' IN my company"
The cool winds chill the heart Of the ice cart
driver, and he now sits shivering on his box,
blue-nosed victim of despair; the striking words
''use Dr. BULBS Cough Syrup stare him in the
face.
Worth its weight in gold, Salvation OIL. 25cts.
A clergyman, endeayoring to console a rich mi
ser In his dying hours asked him:
In looking over your past life, what do you re-
THAT did not die twenty-five years ago when
funerals were cheaper"
Lydia L. Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound
strengthens the stomach and kidneys and aids d.
gestion. Is equally good for both sexes
Scrap of conversation between two ladies over
heardNn train going out of Boston:
so George IS at Harvard now?n
ION, yes; this is his second year, you know; he
mas Just entered the sycamore class"
The breath of a chronic catarrh patient is
often so offensive that he cannot go into society
and he becomes object of disgust After
time liberation sets in, the spongy bones are at
tackled, and frequently, entirely destroyed. A
constant source Of discomfort is the dripping of
the purulent secretions into the throat sometimes
producing inyeterate bronchitis, which in its turn
has been the exiting cause of pulmonary disease.
The brilliant results which have attended Its use
for years past properly designate Ely's Cream
Balm as by far the best, if not the only real cure
for hay fever, rose cold and catarrh.
Speaking at New York dinner not long a.o,
Mark Twain said: Il recently received a manu-
script from teacher which embodied a number
OF answers given by her pupils to questions pro
pounded. These answers show that the children
had nothing but the sound to 70 by; the sense was
perfectly empty"
Here are SOME of the words and definitions;
Auriferous-pertaining to an orfce.
Ammonia-the food of the gods
bquestrian-one who asks questions.
Parasite-a kind Of umbrella.
Ipecac-a man who likes good dinner
Republicans sinner mentioned In the Bible.
Demagogue-a vessel containing beer and other
liquids.
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