The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-01-06
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ihiak 90 1opes Why no,f People don
read black books, yea ss0v
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81 ne Vaudeville ihesire, Paris Thes'
are The ssme parties sho sere failures il
tbe garden a Tdsn,
"A Aaise iniEisief sss reesDtly irsed
70 hwsBd spl there for an hour Hs
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saia 10 b. lie
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sFthfY please. remarks The Boston Rec
kgaa iss thing e., 70 be despised whsn
tile siJe~Alks are 10y.
"Dob't you lbing my daughter has
guile remarkable yoicef" ''she certain
u tAs Bot voBIdn'ib he disoon, aged.
ssss yeafg yet aud nsy ousgrov il. you
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the Alps While foa we're abroad, Miss De
LyirY' be Asked. ''0D. think so.' she
fsplad. brightly I'VE wen, everywhere
sud sas everything
Lahllaly eEamiaing fugitive board
srs ifsnt Why, Bridget. bis trunk is
inll 81 biieksi Ho~ could they have got
iheny sore. ms'sm be brought one
home - bus hat VERY night,
member OF the Kentucky legislature,
Who attended services at the Episcopal
church AZ Frankfort, WAS asked how he
liked il, aud replied. "pnrty we'll | riz
and fell vHh them every time,
40 open question: parson I'll hope
Cor mild. open sinter Layman--'I
kope fuf a bard old timer Parson-
Bat. CIV dear tir, think Of the poor
"LaymsD -"Gfea, Scott, man, think Of
TIE toboeean club
Conductor lof Pullman sleeper to
porlerl "You want to watch that psssen.
ger, sam, ] think he's crazy" Porter;
What makes 20 think so, bossi' Cou-
dacior because he didn't insist upon
having a loser berth in the middle OF the
cat
she was grnmbling about some OF her
Christmas presents. Don't look a gift
mule 10 The mouth, my dear. ssid her
husband, Keep your mouth shut, then"
Ste trpiiel, With q significant energy |
which eiircled the result she demanded.
Tbose wLo can not afford to hire =
sleigh can have the same, amount Of fun
by filing ,nb fall OF snow aud then sit
ting With their feet in it. while they hire
ssu,all bp! TO ring bell.
Iwo Sludeuts rug hated professors
bsll !, midnight, He puts his head Gus
lof The iniow and wants to know whats
W. 'oue Of your windows is wide OPP
en- Whefef' exclaimed the startled
professor The one you are looking out
Of
ID etaf- "What ails you. STRIP Patient
-Nf Mont kaoe. doctor; have such
buEzinR sound ia my cars all the time
Wouii sou ike TO look at my toneuep'
Doctor No. never mind, bring your
wife aruuad some day; Ia like to look Of
hers
How - thi-Y" said q man, address
log an Arksosav Justice OF the Pesce,
Jackson Was arrested for murder, but
ySag ae stfsiag him tor hog stsAline.'
nj lrppi. the Justice replied, lit 10
true that toe mau committed murder, but
be stolc hog 10 this country We FIRST
try nti ier the greatest offence"
Shoe dealer TO partner The new
la' q French slippers is going very slow
~ H4dst we better mark m down.
larduer Yes, marx the hsrs down to
brtcs aud thr iUurs 10 twos Tue change I
y as ma,le, and 10 day or two the stock
. A. ssAsust.i
Urgabist As your party marches
iasa TOE aisle will play some impress
''se march Prospective Bridegroom
lhsis good but be particular about the
sep Orgauis. -"Oh, certainly ipva.
,blt pisy seddiug marches 10 B.ast; two
ia Sven so appropriate. "
81 thiik. ssil the duGure Miss v ait.
i,liis. i'itss ehrisin.s present from pa
pd ma ~vuld be very uice. you kuo~, bu,
'haI ! rsaiv wouli like"
"Nouli ~ caristmas presen, from
otue obs ums u The family"
'And perhaps willing 10 come TO-" the
espoeded quietly. d,
"a Lsnu clergy mao relates that on che
crssipn. ufsrr marrying q couple, an co.
eiupe vas hsnded 10 him which he sup 4
Deed 81 course contained the marriage
-. Ga opening 1t be found slip Of r
apSrfn Shich was writer, 1--WE dstire
aqr prayers
where lave you bven all the mtrn-
asi inquired merchant Of one OF hi
sTelins ulsn. Been down to the ca rnsr
saiiSg Tor The cigars with my brother"
Oh. Who got stuckf' II did ev,ry 4
ne. never before realized the force Of o.
The expression. 's,icketh like brother, n,
: The uess editor prepared 40 article in
hHh n taid "Mr. Dash is hopelefsly
~ Before going 10 press Mr.. Dash died