Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-07
BRIGHT Bits.

EMPLOYER ito late employe)-Mr. c., this
VIII never do; you are haf an hour late!
EmploYe-l know {, sir. IL won't happen
again. Pve hOycotted thu clock at home.
Emp oyer-Boycotted the clock! What do
you mean?
Emp oye-Why, I've boycotted it because
1T refused to rIke.-BoSt u Budget.
LOOK here, waiter" said man in q city
restaurant the otter day, lis there any differ-
nc. III our roast Lamb and roast mutton2 l
,ion't leiect any,"
''Oh es,' SAID the waiter, "you will notice
hat yesterday when you had a roast lamb l
gave YOU 25c check. To-day. when you
had roast mutton. | gave you a zoe. check.
There's The difference. "-2epas Strings.
"DARRINGER, l saw you nod to that man.
Who is he?"
"a mere acquaintance. Bromley. His name
Is Ansun Bassonlt DeVillers."
"GraclouS! dUn't see how you can remem-
Der hi. name"
You can remember it easily if you did as l
did"
"What was thatp'
81 went on his note for $500 and he was mean
enough TO let me pay it."-PhiiddeiDhjH CdH.
ArRELGA-Arthur, this is momentoUs
que tlon. You ask me TO give my life into
our keeping. Oh, Arthur
DeIWirlger-For heavens sake don't be
violent, II I've made bad break, 70 give
,.No, no, Arthur; Jet us not mrsunderstand
| each other. Can I-dGre trust ou?''
"Aureila, VIII answer You frankly. Speak
ing for a tailor or a hotel man | would say
no. but as u MAIDEN / think you can VEN
ture - bttt detD4&t can.
Two girls were having very animated dis
cusslon when Jones entered and at first didn't
observe him.
You're real mean" said one.
~ 'ure lust as hateful as you can be- re-
| -pnnueu the other.
Il suppose you don't know any better,
| though"
"Ir you had any respect"-
"Oh, Mr.. Jones pin duet.
'Oh, DON'T mind me-" sad Jones, taking a
seat. "hcepit up. l rather ike it. I'm q
n"mber OF cnolr ysen."-Elt'SbW 4 MS
patch.
PRETTY TREASURY GIRL to avenue car con
duetor-Wlh you put me oil at The capitol?
Conductor, witn emphaols-NO, ma'am.
Pretty gir, apgrll! -WhatY
Conductor-l won't put you of, l SAID,
m Jam.
Pretty girl, more angrily-Why not, sir,
| should Ike TO know.
| Conductor, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, ma'am, I
| never put lady off the car that behaves her
| self
iretty gir-Do you mean to insult me, sir?
! | want TO get of at the capitol.
| Conduct r. brighten ng-Oh, | beg your
| pardon. ma'am. | didn't understand. OF
| ri &c.
! She does not know love her so,
Nor ever can.
| Her heart IS true-alas but to
Another man.
| till, from affair, as a; a star
At he. .."Ze
And WOrshipmg, in numbers sing
w. lazy p al9e.
| But neither time nor toll wrought rhyme
Are wasied quite
| It's not for nought Eve thought and thought
So OFT at uight.
! Oh, dear me, nj If that were so,
My rh me would cease.
| Wheneer sing. my lOve-jonEs bring
Five dollars apiece!
| -JrWr3St IF EdUcItiOn.
| A BOsToNGAN visiting Washington recently
| went 10 tue capitO', and thinking It would be
| comfortable in the gallery appropriated to
| adde's acc0mpan Ell hy gentlemen. appeared
at The entrance and was atoppeu 10y the door
| keeper.
- gentlemen are admitted here except
| with ladIes.'
| The Old gentleman for he was a BOstoniau
| of mature age, as well as blue blood) was
! equal to The emergency.
| But my wife is in here"
Every well; go IN"
Gu entrance ne discovered, to his dismay,
that the only person present was Il we'll
! dressed cOOred woman.
On coming out the d0orkeeper civillv in
| qurcd:
''Dld you find your wife?"-Bosto Rscor d.