The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-06-10
BRIGHT BITS.

A coLoRED GENTLEMAN was heard to remark:
Times am changed; de hog law, lokal oction,
an bard wire fences am gwine to ruin de
country. Brenhdn (Tec.) Banner.
FIRST KANSAS WOMAN didn't see you down
at the CAUCUS last night
Second Kansas Woman-No: I couldn't get
away, John wasn't feeling well, and | had to
clear off the table and wash the Dishes It'd
Bits
You've SrAyER TAT 11:55 p. m)-What a
chawming song that was. wish you would re-
peat it. What is it called?
Miss Bored-I chose it because l thought it
might he new TO you. It's entitled Going. "
It'd Bits.
HUsBAND-What are you reading, my dear,
that you seem so serious?''
Wife" Saturday Night Thoughts" in this
afternoons paper
Husband-By Jove; that reminds me that
must order a case of beer for o-morrow.-Pttck
JACKS SISTER C'fshingly'' Jack, the class
races are awfully interesting, aren't theyS
Jack who has some one else'S sister in view
for that day)-Yes dear, but they are terribly
brutal affairs. Every man RECEIVERS on a
stretcher. (Jack's sister shudders and feels re-
signed. )-HdrUdrd LdmpOon.
II DEEPLY regret it, sir, but honor and my
altered circumstances compel me to release
your daughter from her engagement. cannot
enter your family beggar. In the recent deal
in the North End stocks | lost my entire for
tune
word, got it. San Francisco Examiner.
Fun FOR THE CHILDREN--'.Did YOU catch
him." inquired a Western Dakota woman of her
husband as he returned from going with the
vigilantes after man WHO had stolen horse
from him,
You bet we did,
But where's the horse he stoleg''
well swear-I'll be doggoned if we didn't
forgit to fetchit back with us! But great guns
you orter seed tbs way that Teller swung and
kicked! l wish the children had been along ter
see it. - Da&totd. Bell.
WEALTHY young Chicago gentleman, son of
a leading lard merchant. walked into furnish
ing store last week and inquired for some tallow
hosiery. Il don't believe we have any" said
the clerk; Il never heard of that kind before. -
They're all herage in New York, explained
the wealthy gentleman. II was at the Fifth
Av'noo three days, and all the boys were talk
ing about their talow hose. think they wear
them out driving"
Possibly they we're referring to the tally
hosf"
Perhaps so, would like half dozen pairs -
Chicago NelcS
80, THE DRUMS were heard and the piccolo
note, as the circus uptown paraded and the
Shorn-off mule and the whiskered goat and the
elephant lumber shaded. l followed it calmly at
early morn, my work and my labors squirting,
and | harked to the sound of a rusty horn with
wild and unhallowed yearning. Few and short
were the tunes they played, and they paused
not at all to monkey so l slowly followed the
route they made at the heels of the lop-eared
donkey. | bought up a seat at the show that
night and looked at the timber woman who tied
herself in a knot so tight she seemed more like
hemp than human And / eagerly looked at
the wondrous bloke who swallowed some cotton
blazing, and blew from his nostrils a cloud of
smoke till thought he was sheol raising. And
watched the clown as he ran and rolled and
stood in dozen poSeS and worked off string
of jokes so old, they came from the time of
Moses F-AtchiS0n Globe.