Telegram-herald., 1887-12-15

W A4AO AND IALkD-
Ga sith shs Kirnes lss ~ os "a
confined.
y goa have teaz psersse % sned them
l@tef oa-if yoa dons 81 . ths b sos
Iisis ~ss@. -aa .zks ys3r sssE glfl saia
goa.
A. 11speciion 81 fAs nsE Hsaaan bal
IS sleas sortA sc pie y stl1lssson - TIE
AiEa.es. u . mszeinesnt h2ll-one
sorsay u ne izrsssE els.ss sad saeh . =
very seldom f0s.nd IN even . genains
Metropolis.
Aessns. Whits fnsBt a Lsssiiisr. Of this
city, writes Aontsaa frisad Of mine CT
ne ues iessees ef Ihs hotels ia the lsl-
io@stOns paEk. II these sentlensn are a.
saeessssal as Boeifaees a. they have oeeu
lasasberusn there snl &c millions ia the
nse sntsff rise Tor sacn Of them.
The ToEsr Clothing Cos attest show
Niado~ sxbi5.iion is a lrss-elass good
Christmas sersaon. shich every sssi-Io-do
observer would 10 vel - pscns ~.
Aalapropos thinks mat the Knmss viii
aot be success huareialiy. Way SAID
hs Yesterday, when you have got through
xitn paying Bootb's expenses alone, how
much money will there be lsfg tell you
what you can't bring these oig tFagrdians
q frflF - orb 70
noiaiDx. and tOr my part think tAaI this
eKpspze wss q very foolish one IL was
real. senaiae. live Malaps0pos who said II,
too.
Somebody telephones me from Peck Bros.
drug store II anu quite positive thai the
yoiee Is the voice Of Osbone) that he can
tell ne all about how tno=e two maltese
csts came 10 be snow white 10 color o.
Dofae saws thai be dis-lreuy remembers
saOs- oalilng the mother eat one day last
Winter.
Some people have vsiy erroneousiy i'm
sginrd that Hartman's new hail vas 50
large that IL could not be properly heated
the DIST lew nights. This j. great mis-
take. The arrangements Tor heating and
Tor every other essential OK he<n AMI
comfort are simply perfect. There IS MOI
the slightest danger OF the mpzt delicate
person . catching a cold. OF sn7thing else.
except ths general eontssioa OF soiid con-
fort and geau4ne enjoyment.
Al the last mOmsnt-just before curtain
rise upon tie Holland dance-ruesday
night. word was received at the KirHes that
IA. ~ 4 4.
unable 10 appeKr. ThsreUpOn Mr.. "Phiu"
Miller. who IL one OF the ''Gyps.' volun-
teered 10 take slE. Godirey's place. aad thus
avoided The necessity of giving up the dane.
Ar Miller did 80 ~el! tnat the dance went
on without "hitcl. and his performance
vas not only meTitori0us but phenomena
considering the slS8est utter lack of oppor-
tunIty Tor preparation.
The Esgie spell, IL Kirmsss. the Leader
keFmis. The Nsa9eza, kermesss, and the
TELEoRsN- Il BRAID kirmes. 1he general
public are beginning % both spell aud to
pronounce il QueeFme.s. Dut everybod
seems 10 ssrse Oh the one essentIa. point.
and that IS that ttie entertainment IS one Of
the most besa.ifIf acd attractive sDectscies
ever presented n Grand Rapids. and one
that once seen, will forever haunt the mind
of the spectator as an exquisite aud unsur-
pissed aggregation OF Ioveliness sBd grsces
No one can afford 10 miss the kirnes them
selvSs or 20 permit any member of their
family 10 iall into such sn error.
s----
INyESTIoSs OF THE 10TH CENTURY.
The steamboat, the reaper, the sewing ma.
chine.
Cars running BY night and by day,
Houses lighted by Gas and heated by steam,
And bright el-ctFici'y's ray.
The tsIeeTaDh's click speeds like lightning
released.
Then the telephone comes 20 excel IL:
And. 10 put OF the finish, the las; but not
least
Is the faued lit.ls Purgative Pellet
Last 0at not east is Dr. Pisrce's Pleassn;
furgatiVei iPesiet. because IL relieves human
suffering, adds 70 the sum Of human c,m.
fort. and enables the relieved sufferer TO
enjoy al the blessings and luxuries OF Tn,
ags we live in.