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The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

II the Dick Turpin Of Journalism
lPu!ilncrl w.r. capable OF understand
ing how thoroughly he has gained the
scorn of all parties and Of all fair.
minded people by his outrageous at
tacks upon Colonel Fellows. the re.
morse Of the fiIst lscario, would be as
practically illustrated by iiis successor.
But III. contemporary Judas has not
the scnsibili,y Of his prototype. lie
viii he gihbei.i In the wrath aud scorn
OF The community, but he viii simply
throw uP his hands In wonder and cx.
claim: Wy, IL vas only my room. I
hai nothing against Mccsicr V.liows. 4"
New York sun.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

fact NOISE tAa, ,.,usu -u-..-. a.
other place, Regarding tie Chicago
Anarchists, from his own personal ex'
pcrience there. he said he conld affirm
that the whole thing was au'ton up by
the Chicago police who "a mn' TO hang
somebody and did not caIr Hlo, hnt
selected four uufurtuuass iad no
more to do with the massacre ,lian Lo
had. Too bad about those four un-
fortunates.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

TnE demand fer increased pay made
hy tie New York daiFyn-n. on the
sTuun,i that the lnw now fnrr.- them in
sell pure milk. reminds the Star Of the
young frrnchman convicted IT murder.
ins his father and mother. Being asked
u hc hgd anything In say before sen,
tcnoc oI death. h. responded: Nothing.
onl, that uic court ough, 10 h. mcfciful
~ . poor orphan Denver News.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17
what Am Z to Dot

The symptoms of biliousnesness are
unhnppily but too well known. They
differ in different individuals to some
extent. \ bilious man is seldom Il
breakfast cate Too frequent, alas, lie
has an excelleu appctitc for liquids hut
none for sole { - morning. His
tongue will huri|y bear inspection Mt
any time; If it is not white and furreh,
it is rough, Mt all events.
The digestive system is wholly out Of
order and diarrhea or constipation may
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

TIIE message seem, 10 please both
paflirs-rhc Democrats because II puts
the tagln issue pfomlnenll' befor" the
people. aud the Il publlcaHs because II
makes the tariff the leading is,nc. On
which queslinn they think they can
carry the country with iilain" ~ the
stand ndiri.hcarrr and protection ns the
principal plank in their pln,f IA.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17
Am.n,ns. of s.~ York Jo"rn

When the name Of the cai,iu C..
Ananias Dana was read ~ ia. Cooper
Union County Democracy meeting last
night from the list of ornamental vice
presidents, ii was greeted with hlsses all
over the great hall Even In the home
OF his supposed friends, the false,
treacherous and venal old r'prota'c
very tnr,i Sn,iii lt,i ,-..,.- u,r,,,i.ar Ills
precln,. his knayish motives. and de
spisa and condemn him. Poor o!t
Ananlas New York World.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

WAX aud Tunurs 0f war IL again dis.
turbiug ,hr tranquility oi Europe. The
prrs'nt uncdsy feeling is caused by the
action OF Russia in massing troops ON
tle An.tIiln fIunticr.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

SUBJECT for discussion by the Villas
LITERARY soci',y: Which is the more
destructive ,n Kansas. cyclones nr drug
s'otcsf The Kansas question Tor de.
vs'- ~. --~o~, ~ ,"- s,.-..'v -s,--- ~,
IL, human race, John Peter 81 John.
or the Rev. pr. BuIchari; :" - Villas
Nirimr
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

TnE Philadelphia Press proposes ,hn,
Henry George TAX. up tract OF Land
III the West aud found colony on tile
basis Of iuli land taxation, ~ that
everybody can SEE how the schcmc
uurls
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

ApELiNc, the English Socialist. who
was lately in this country. is lecturing
on Police Despo,ism' in London.
After arraigning the London police he
said that American police. especially
those in New York, were more brutal
IN treatment than police in Ireland: in
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

There are Oiten hemurfnO.ua g. ,'."
loss Of blood. There may bc glddiness
and often headache and Gcidity OF lia'u-
lence and tenderness in the pi, Of the
stomach. 10 correct all this II not ef-
feet II cure Try Green's August Flower
il cost but trillr aud thousands attest
it, efficacy.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

UNCLE BILLY cnIES. who ,,u.h,
Abraham Lincoln grammar. /, siill liy.
in, In illlnoi, a, ihr age of ninety five.
He taught snmc very useful grammar
'na man who knew how TO pa, II where
u Mnnli do tho inn,, gnnI
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

SECRETARY fAincniLp's report In
connection with the Presidents mess.
sgr gives a splendid ground work for
the Democratic house To build on.-
C,'oruin Springs Gazette Rep.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

{. s. MAHssL GonDoN Of New
Jersey. has appointed his daughter,
Alphonsine NJ. Gordon. u young lady
just ou, Of her teens. rs his deputy.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

JAY GurLp likes Europe exceedingly.
". would advise Europ. To wax her.
self down What JAY lakes fancy 10 he
generally manages to buy.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17
THE HERR BRAND.

All stock branded MS above on any
ra.' ID animal from the tail up to right
nehind the ears. Range. Garfield,
Routt. Grand. Eagle. Pitkin and Mesa
counties, Colorado. Eastern Utah and
Southern Wyoming and few select
patches Of feeding ground oil ever.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17
America Ahead,

English Tough-"This blars;ed coun.
try baint 'arf bad; but yer haint got 10
rooins !"
New York Tough 49, "Aint. hey !
Wot's de matter wild our navy. - Sol
Stice
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

IT is said that during November - !,
oDp through passengers arrived Ia Cali
fornil irUm the East.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

CHICAGO hus been chosen as the place
for hniiin. the next Republican Ma
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17
INVENTION

luucHr10u has Tvtuiuiinuiff-i tn. uuti.i
lNVcNtIuV ,inrinz th. La; half crn,uy.
Nui ifusf nfuuu- the nfi.-fs
ut lnNvfiiiN' Ifs'.fss. l. q fnEthnzi sut system
esHinift slthuut srlatut'ing the workers frEn
their hpsns.- Fay Iihwnsi! suy uu- s,n i1 the
s'fAi -iihur s-t. y'tins ur oli; na -i--iti abb
u, f'-fiifssi. rspiisi tni needed; so,i start.
81 ffr". tslt this ntii sal ruttifn IT, u- anI ".
VIII sHti hufi ifsr sstnFttins nf great taiI. and
inl-ifisnUr 10y ~ iiai ~ start ,o i t.i ius.-
shtru VIII ia'is futi Ia ttiWT" usunfy rignI aaay
than nus ihtfir rs-r IN The pufii Gfani aItflt
If'~. Niir'ss IutI 4 TO-. Augusta. Maine.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

rosTorrcr urtLf.rtS.
itaviin. mail iu,,.. Nunisy. w--iur.sisy and
Friday y, .. M. Arrives Tuesday, Thur,
la, and saturday " 10 M.
Grand nir-- IEil irn' - Monday at, IA m.
Arrives Tursiir Mt q y. y.
i,nnEriy mril leaves Npu.iay at a. m. Ar.
riy-s THURSDAY Mt q y. IN.
rics-ancc private mail leave. wctinc.siiy At /.
n. ~. Arrives Tlic.day.
Money or'icr AMI rrsi.'ry Department open
frum .. m. iotp. IN.
ofic- open sundays frpm to TO a. m.. anil
from To T.. IN.
J.v. ilousToS. ru.imarar.
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
UNITED STATES OFFICIALS,

STATE OFFICIALS.
Go,srnO-, MA Nfrm'
I.ir'i'rnIn,'ToyrFHor. y. ~. Nrllrnm
~scr-isy uf STATE. Jsinr' his'
Auiitn'. Darwin r. klns.l',
Tr.aar,r, Peter W. hrv"n'
Supi. rutiic in-ifpe;iun. I. : CORNELL
Attorney a-n-rsi. Atin Naf-h
ii.srs'- state tni,-t-i'y. :, 4, unhin'
L. :. CORNELL. u ". wns.iiiuTy, u. y Ne-'
co,i.i,. T. ). T-mpir ,nfi wolfe ian.inncr.
.rrnrau .prnr.
,hi-f Justice. wilitim u h1-k
Associates. j.c ii-iu ani :, u. rit-tt
Commissioners. \. }. HisinS. Thss., Macon
sn'i John G, s;aiIrup.
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DISTINCT OFFICIALS
COUNTY OFFICIALS
InMN nrPi,fAI.s.

Nsra.. William n. Clark
'Tri..s.-,. }. H. iiisha,. ~. J.hant.rG. !.
T.. Nciisiiu.. q. II. fhay-r. u, \. wiifihsrs
gi-Tt sri i.-,orirr. q. u. Tha,-r
Trrnstfrr. VI. 4. wIiihsrk
ruiis~ Magistrate. III. ]. Miner
Nsrshai. u, ". Si"Ir
The Meeker herald., 1887-12-17

Entered in the rp-iofiieo at hceker, "afnem
County, Colo a. seoond-olhss mail mhttcr.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
Nearly Raised him from the
Grave.

Swiss Cottage, Walton-on.thc-N Maze,
.- August 9Th, 1886.
A. j. White, Limited.
Dear Sir. IF a testimonial is Of any
use to yJu respecting the remark BILE
cure | have derived by taking your
"Siegels Syrup you are at liberty to
make any use Of this you may deem
lest. For upwards Of twelve years /
awe suffered from extreme Nervous De
bility and Ga tric Catarrh which re
duccd me 50 that | was totally unable to
do any business, and caused great pros.
tratiOn and weakness. About three
years ago ! had the advice Cf several
members of the medical faculty, and
under their treatment derived little or
no good. Being in town some ten
months ago, | was advised 10 try your
Curative syrup, and purchased bottle.
| had not taken many doses before be.
gan to feel u fresh man. | could walk
with ease, while before | had hard work
to carry one leg before the other. My
strength gradually increased and my
eYesight got better. which before | FIRE.
quently lost, owing to the malady arls.
ing from a sluggish liver, often in bed
fer several days with piles, and could
hardly move lam thankful to you and
to God for nearly raising me from the
grave, for it was nothing but your Sci.
gels Syrup that has restored me to TO-
bust health. Yours faithfully,
A RICHoLD.
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Why am I SO Miserable?

DO weak and languidP Why such
heartbums and pains in the stomach,
such aoidlty, and such an unpleasant
taste in the mouthP Why at times such
a gnawing appetite, and then again such
disrolish for food? Why is the mind so
frequently irritable, Responding, melan.
choly, and dejectedY Why does one
often feel under the apprehension of
some imaginary danger, and start at any
unexpected noise, becoming agitated as
though some great calamity was impend.
ingY What is the meaning of these
dull, sick headaches; these violent pal.
pitations of the heart, this feverish rest
lessness, these night sweats; this dis
turbed and dreamy sleep, which brings
no refreshing rest, but only meanings
and mutterings, and the horrors of the
nightmareY
The answer is: These are the symp.
toms OF Indigestion or Dyspepsia-the
beginning and the forerunner of almost
every other human disease. Indigestion
Is weakness or want of power of the
digestive fluids of the ST omach TO con-
vert the food into healthy matter for the
proper nourishment of the body 1t is
caused most frequently by the irregu.
arity OF diet, or improper food, want of
healthy exercise and pure outdoor air.
1t may be induced by mental distress
the Shock Of some great calamity, 1t
may be, and often is, aggravated and in.
tensilled, If not originally brought on,
by exhaustion from intense mental ap
plication, of physical overwork, domes-
tic troubles, anxiety in business, or finan.
cial embarrassments. If the stomach
could always lie kept in order, death
would no longer be a subject of fearful
anxiety to the young and middle-aged,
but what would be contemplated by all
as II visit of an expected friend at the
close Of peaceful and happy old age.
However, the first hostile invader upon
the domain of health and happiness is
Indigestion.
Is there any relief, any remedy, any
culey That is the question of the suf
feiing and unhappy dyspepiic. What is
wanted Is medicine that will thorough.
~ rCnOydte the stomach, towels, liver,
and kidneys, and afford speedy and eff
fectual assistance to the digestive organs,
and restore TO the neryous and muscular
systems their original energy.
Such medicine is happily at hand.
Never in the history of medical discov
cries, evidenced by dozen years thor
ough test, has there been found remedy
for Indigestion so speedy, so sure, and
so surprising in its results as Segels
Curative Syrup, but to-day it is Il standard
remedy for that almost universal allie
ton inevery civilized country in Europe,
Asia, Africa and America. Public ties,
timonials and private letters from mill.
tary officers, bankers, merchants, shin
captains, mechanics, farmers, and their
wives and daughters, alike confirm its
curative powers.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT
MOTHER SEIGEL.
IN EXPERIENCE OF FORTY YEARS.

"Cosham, Hants, Jad. 2, 1885.
"My customers, over a wide country
district, are not very demonstratiYe, and
but verbal admiration of your medicine
is in the ascendant, and my experience
of forty years assures me that no pre-
paration has so rapidly acquired pop
ularity, and so firmly maintaint its repu-
tation as Mother Seigel's Syrup.
3 (Signed) "rHoMAs II. BAKER"
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
A CASE OF GRAVEL CURED.

"Feltham, Jan. 6, 1885.
at has always given me pleasure to
recommend your medicines to my custo-
mers, and the results of their use have
invariably been most satisfactory. l
could furnish you many testimonials.
One case just now occurs to my mind.
A constable of the police force of loot
ing, S. W., where for many years had
shop, was a patient of mine, suffering
from bad attack of gravel He was
persuaded to try Mother Siegel's Syrup
He purchased bottle at my shop, and
by the time he had taken half of it he
reported himself to me as quite cured.
The effect was simply miraculous.
(Signed) 81. D. FLoRANCE."
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
THE EFFECT WAS MARVELLOUS.

medical Hall, Bangor, Jan. 3, 1885.
81 heBr people constantly speaking
very highly of Seigel's Syrup. There is
a case of young married lady in An
glesey who had been suffering from
stomach asthma for a long period, who
had consulted some Of the best physi.
clans of the day, but without deriving
any benefit. She was daily getting
worse, but at last a friend persuaded
heI to try Seigel's Syrup. She procured
a bottle, and the effect was marvellous;
she rapidly improved, aud now sho is
as strong and healthy as ever she has
been.
(Signed) I'll. LLoYD-JoNEs."
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
Is MOTHER SEIGEL RELIABLh2
Would reseectable chemists write like
the following if not?
RGICAL OPERATION AvERTED.

A SURGICAL OPERATION AvERTED.
"Ticehurst, Dec, 1884.
Mr.. EDWARD CnRKE, Chemist, writes.
"Your medicine maintains a steady sale
in this district, and is well established
IN general favor. | know an old man,
over seventy, who some three or four
years ago was advised to submit to the
operation for stone. He certainly was
suffe ing from some distressing symp.
toms, and could scarcely walk. Instead
Of taking that advice he tried Siegel's
Syrup, with the result that after one
bottle, he could walk about fairly well,
and, having taken three OF four 2s. Cd.
bottles, he was completely cured. He
is still about, hale and hearty for his
years. If any If the symptoms of the
old trouble come on, he takys a few
doses of the Syrup, and all is well
again"
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
o LUSO HAWAIIANO.

A LII persons who want to communi
IA cate with the Portuguese, either
for business, or for procuring workmen,
servants or any other helps, will find it
the most profitable way to advertise in
the LaSo Hawaia@O, the new organ of
the Portu gucse colony, which is pub
lished on Merchant street, Gazette Build
ing, [Post- Office Letter Box E,), and
only charges reasonable rates for adver-
tisements,
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Let me have a mild
Gig A r.

THE ABOVE REQUEST Is HEARD
i da ly III cigar stores, saloons and
other p aces where cigars are sold, for
itisa an undisputed fact that most smokers
prefer a mild cigar and that those who
have for long time smoked strong
cigars, principally imported Manilas,
will, after having thoroughly injured
the stomach and impaired the nervous
system, surely want a mild cigar, if they
could find the right kind.
How many thousands of smokers who
suffer from loss of appetite, headache,
nervous irritability, asthma, etc., and
who have tried all possible remedies
without success, might be cured if they
knew that their suflerings were caused
by the incorporate use of strong cigars,
and that they should only smoke mild
and properly prepared ones.
II is a fact that all mild cigars agree
well with smokers, for in most cases
there is lack of care in the selection of
the tobacco, and often the necessary ex.
perience for it is wanting, yet there is
one brand which suits the most fastidious
smoker, and that is
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
Attanagh, Abbeyleix,
Queens County, Ireland,
December 2Ith, 1856.
A. j. White. Limited.

A. j. White, Limited.
Dear sir:-I hope that your Slegel's
Syrup and Pills may get the sale they so
well deserve. l had u very delicate
child, boy now over nine years, but
being ayerse to eating any kind Of veg.
ctable OR food from his birth, began
giving him Mother Siegel's Curative
Syrup, and after few weeks he recov.
cred so as to be able to consume as much
food as other boys Of his age, and to the
great establishment of his neighbours. he
is lively, getting into flesh. and thriving
as well as boys Of his age do. We give
all the credit Of his recovery to Siegel's
Syrup, Yours faithfully,
1907 | S. MAXWELL,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-09-08
WHAT DOES MOTHER SEIGEL DoP

OWES KLLIEF 4 ONCE.
$50, Bloomiield-Ioad Plums,ead,
''Jan. Z, 1855.
81 find the sale Of your medicine In.
ereases every yea, and everyone speaks
well of them that tries them. / know a
lady that attended the Female Hospital
in Soho.square for some months, with
pains in back and, side and bilious, and
could take no food, but got no benefit
from any of the medicines they gave
her. Before she had taken all the con.
tents of one bottle Of your Syrup she
felt relief and is now quite well.
(Signed) "W. X. BAKER"
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WHAT is MOTHER SEIGEL GOOD
FORq

DOES NOT RESTORE THE DEAD, BUT SAVES
THE LIVING.
Mr.. J. w. SAvHL. of Dunmow, Essex,
writes-September 1884 ~ introduced
your medicines into Duumow almost as
soon as they were brought out in Lon
don. | sold in Il short time eighteen
pounds worth, | have known many
grand cases of permanent cures; and, as
yet, no case af failure. Nothwithstand
ing many competitors, Mother Seigel's
Syrup holds its own ground. / believe
il good medicine--it will not restore
the dead TO life, but appears to save
the living from diving"
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WHAT is MOTHER SEIGEL s REPU-

WHAT is MOTHER SEIGELs REPU-
TATION2
and she tells them to read the thousands
of letters, something like the following
from Mr.. Perkins -
WONDERFUL TESTIMONIAL.
"Grove Pharmacy, Ealing, w,
Jan. 2, 1885.
"Your medicine must be the most
wonderful, for during my experience of
more than twenty years, never knew
any proprietary or paten medicine in
such universal favor and demand. It is
simply extraordinary, and if were to
send you an account of every statement
made to me in its favor, you would have
to publish separate book to contain
my testimonials alone.
(Signed) "rHoMAs ]. PERKINS"
And then people ask
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Revesby, near Boston,
hooo,, Inv Dtct 100

DecemOe olst, 1855.
A j. White Limited,
Dear Sir;--Your SiegePs Syrup ! find
has an Increasing sale IN this neighbor-
hood, ana shall always do my Lest to
further the sale of an article that every
one that purchases speaks highly in its
favor. | also have great satisfaction in
saying that quite believe my vite 7vas
permanently cured of Indigestion and
Wind on the Stomach, from which she
had iufiered sntensely some time previou
to taking 1t. Faithfully yours,
A. BURN.
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FRANCE.
Continental and Colonial
AGENCY.
SO Rue de Dunkerque, Paris.

Executes Indents for every description
of French, Belgian,
Swiss, German, and English Goods, at
the best Manufacturers Lowest Prices.
Commission, Two.and.aHalf per cent.
All Trade and Cash Discounts allowed
to Clients. Original Invoices forwarded
when requested.
Remittances, through London or
Paris Banker, payable on delivery of
Shipping Documents; or, direct to the
manager.
The Agency Represents, Buys, and
Sells, for Home and Colonial Firms.
Piece Goods, Cashmeres, Cambrics,
Silks, Velvets, Lawns, Chintzes,
Muslins, Carpets, Cloths,
Millinery, Laces, Gloves,
Fringes, Parasols, Haberdashery,
Gold and Silver Lace,
Flannels, Feathers, Pearls,
Boots and Shoes, Glass, and
China-ware, Clocks, Watches,
Jewellry, Fancy Goods,
Eleotro-plate, Musical Instruments,
Fans, Ecclesiastical and
Optical Goods, Mirrors, Toys.
Perfumery, Wines, &c,
Oilman's Stores, Books, Artistic
Furniture, Stationery,
Chromos, Machinery. &C., sc.
holy S
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WHO is MOTHER sEIGEL ?

She is lady who, by the merest acct.
dent, has made most valuable discov-
cry, ond she is creating the widest en-.
thusiasm all over the country, and every
body is talking about her and asking
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For sale Everywhere.
az
GRASS SEEDS.
C0CKSFOOT, RYE GRASS ENGss
LIsH RED CLOVER, COW
GRASS.

THE ATTENTION OF ALL INTER.
l. ested in improving the pasture
lands of the Islands is called to the
above valuable seeds, which we offer for
sale in lots to suit purchasers.
We have also on hand sample lots of
White Clover, English Alsyke, Timo.
thy, Rib Grass, Crested Dogs Tail, Jall
Fescue, Italian Rye Grass and Lucune
seeds, which we offer in small lots for
trial, and will also receive orders for
quantities of not less than half ton
weight, and execute same with dispatch.
WIN. G.. IRWIN & co.
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ENGELBRECHT's
Sampler" Health CIGAR

Which is made from mild, aromatic and
particularly selected and prepared to.
bacco, and combines all the qualities
which may be expected from health
cigar. 1t causes no bad effect of any
kind, is agreeable to the taste, burns
evenly to the end and possesses a fine
aroma. No smoker should fail to give
EngeIbreht's Sampler" Cigars
A fair trial, and benefit himself at the
same time.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1887-07-08
A Sunday Afternoon Sermon.

Every Sunday afternoon, said a
down town lady, II have a sermon
preached to me, and though it lacks the
tediousness of a summer sermon, it ex-
asperates me as much and / extract quite
as much good as when sit for an hour
and listen to a person as human as l am
recount the failings of the audience. Let
me explain it to YOU I reside immedi-
ately opposite cemetery, and from my
window can see the gate, which is left
unlocked on Sunday, so that lot holders
can enter and look after the homes of
their dead. The gate is very rusty and
exceedingly difficult to push open. Along
comes a strong man, pushes the gate and,
finding it does not give, he increases his
efforts and finally opens it after consider
able labor. Then, after entering, in an
excess Of rage, he fiercely shuts it, and
l see how silly it is to get angry at trihes.
A woman comes along, and, after great
deal of trouble, she succeeds in opening
it, but thoughtlessly closes it tightly, and
l am made aware of how much trouble
she could have saved others by a little
thoughtfulness. Cases such as the first
brings its moral by amusing me and the
second by exasperating me. "-Philadel-
phia Call.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1887-07-08

Bed springs have been utilized to form
a fire escape, which consists of four sets
of springs seven feet long and just wide
enough when Laid together to sit in bed
frame. Each set is attached to the
adjoining one by clamp, which unites
iron appendages fastened to the end of
the springs. These appendages add to
the length of the arrangement 50 as to
make it about thirty feet long when
hanging out of the window. One side
of each set of springs is fitted with rungs
made of wrought iron, the only part of
the continuance not Of steel These rungs,
which are on the outside when the springs
depend from the window and about fif-
teen inches apart, form a pretty strong
ladder, which may be made use of for
descent.-Boston Budget.