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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
Male and Female Doctors.

Young men and Women some prac-
teal old physician will say some day in adj
dressing graduating class in medicine,
:. you are about TO go out into the world
as doctors, to extract living from It's in
habitants Most Of you are young men,
and take il for granted that YOU are
gentlemen, although don't know such
TO be the case. A few of you are young
women. and take ii equally for granted
that you are ladies, though for purpose
Of scientific demonstration my opinion
on this subject could not be taken as con-
elusive. But trust YOU may be merci-
fully spared from the folly of ever speak
ing Of yourselves as lady doctors or gem
tlemen doctors. The one title is as APP
propriate as the other. Let the scrub
ladies. the washladies. and chanberiadies
the salesladies. and the foreladies con-
tinue 10 monopolize the professional use
OF the world lady. Never let me hear of
"A lady docter. The term is ridiculous. If
l mad daughter VINO called nerseil
lady doctor should try to marry her to
some gentlemen preacher, and then |
would have them both put in a glass case
and kept on exhibition as warning to
mankind. If it becomes actually neces-
sary 10 designate your sex in speaking of
you as physicians you are male doctors
and female doctors, or doctoresses, if you
prefer The Lord created you male and
female Remember that 1t is not re-
proach to you or He would not have
done it. A medical college can only
make you doctors. II can't make you
lady and gentleman doctors-the Lord
be thanked - cbieogo Tribune.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
Astonishing Success.

II is the duty of every person who has
used Boseie,'s GrmaE Scrap TO let it,
wonderful qualities be known 10 their
friends in curing Consumption. severe
Coughs, Group. Asthma, Pneumonia, and
IN fact all throat and lung diseases. Nc
person can use it without immediate re-
lief Three doses viii relieve any case.
and We consider il the duty Of all Drug
gists TO recommend it to the poor dying
consumptire, at least to try one bottle, as
$1,000 dozen bottles were sold last year,
and no one case where it failed was re
ported. such medicine as the Gera,a,
Syrup cannot be toe widely known Ask
your druggist about it. Sample bottlesto
try, sold al 10 cents Regular size sold
at IS cents. Sold by all Druggists and
Dealers, in the United States and Canada.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
The Dust First.

A trampish looking man with partic-
ularly dirty face was hanging about a
Woodward avenue grocery the other day
when a clerk observed
q" If you had bar of soap, could you
make good use of it."
" You bet"' was the prompt reply.
He was handed one, and went out. In
about an hour he returned, his face as
dirty as before, and the clerk exclaimed
You never used a Bit of that soapl =
- You asked me 20 make good use of it.
SO did. | traded it off for something to
wash over four weeks dust out of my
throat. This dirt on my face isn't three
days old yet."-Dtfrod FIRE. Prtss.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
He Was an Editor.

Anybody pass here within an hour ?'
asked Detroiter of a Wayne county
farmer standing at his gate.
Yes"
Man with black horse?"
No; man with white hoss"
Wasn't 4 tin pesidler, was he2''
"oh. no. He was the editor o an ag-
ricultural paper"
e How do Won know that
Because he come out on rnrposc. 10
ask me whether potato planting or corn
cutting come f.is.. He's started Il new
paper and wants to git things reliable"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

Passengers for east and west change cars at
lockwood
ON sundays this train viii run three hours and
hiieen minutes late from Johnstown 70 lockwood
RocKwoOD ACCOMMODATION-No e6.
Lures AFfires
SoMERSEr .-.......6.l5 p m lockwood 6.t0 o m
Milford. d..--..-.-..6g7 p nj
Passengers leaving on this train can make con
neeiion az lockwood with night Express trains
east and west
Daily. Daily except sunday
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

A most astonishing phenomenon of the
japanese earthquake was the splitting o f
the Papandayang Mountain In a flash
of time IT was split into seven parts
Where the lone mountain had stood
icomed up seven peaks each some 900
feet high.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
A Good Wife.

What farmer needs in this world to
be successful, remarked Deacon Hay
seed, is good wife There he's all
right. My wife could g,t up in the
mornin At O'Clock milk fifteen cows
feed six horses. gel breakfast for twent,
hands, and be ready for days
work afore 8 O'clock That's what call
a good wife,
" Doesn't She do it now. de.lcon?1 he
was asked.
No, no. he replied. wiping away q
tear. she's dead.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
curiousEiectricaI Phenomenon

During a thunderstorm in Detroit the
other Day Miss Patten stepped into the
darkened sitting room of her home and
was amazed 10 see ball Of fire as big as
a cocoanut coming cut Of the wall paper
from the chimney. The bali Hoaued
around the noom like toy balloon, but
door being opened by a neighbor coming
in and draft created, the ball went hiss
ing out AID disappeared. 1t passed close
TO the visitor, whose face was discolored
by it or by the SCOT which was carried
out with ii. The phenomenon was Of
electricity.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

A girl in Shelley, Kentuckey, was pro-
voked by the bad play of her partner al
croquet. She struck him ON the head
with a maiiet. and caused brain fever.
of which he nearly died. She was kept
in custody until lie recovered, and then
she married him.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
A Mules superior IntelIigence.


Last year during the heavy rains, when
every stream was swollen to its utmost,
says a letter in the Augusta Ga Gazette
the writer had occasion to visit one Of the
swamp plantations lying some miles be-
low augusta on the Savannah river. Up
on this hangs our story. Arriving at a
gentleman's ps.ee whom we knew, we
told him We ven sorry that the high
water would keep Us from inspecting his
fine swamp timber, having gone there for
that purpose. To our surprise he told us
that this need not interfere in the least.
and that he had an old gray mule that
knew the swamps better than he or any
one else, and that we could ride her, and
if trouble came, whether we got lost or
waterbound, we must give her the reins
and she would bring us home safe /; that
she could walk a log as good as dog
that she had on several occasions when
these freshets came (the cattle being in
the swamps and in great danger of being
drowned) sent the mule after them, say
ing. Jane, 60 bring the cows home"
The mule. seeming to understand, would
at once start for the swamp. The mule
has been known to cross log when it
could not be seen, being two or three
feet below thes urface. Having done so
she would proceed to herd and collect all
the cows. After that she would make
loud bray and start for the house. The
cattle would follow in single file across
this log TO their masters house.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

CWITHlN c. SHORTLiDCES
- ACADEMY, FOR lOtNG MEN IND
BOYS, MEDIA. Pd- 12 miles from PhiladeI-
yhin- Fixed price covers every expense, even
Books, &c. No extra charges No incidental ex-
penses. No examinations for admission. Twelve
experienced teachers, all men. and all graduates
pecial opportunity for apt students 10 advance
rapidly. Special drill FOR duh and backward
boys Patrons or students may select any stud
les, or choose the regular English, Scseurse stu
iness, Classical or Civil Engineering COW in Har-
dents fitted at Media Academy are nOlleges and
ward, Yale. Princeton, and ten other Coto College
Polytechnic Schools. 10 students sent in lss5
in 1SS3 - In 1884, 10 in iss5 ard 10 in1ss6
graduating class every year IN the commercial
department A Physical and Chemical LaborasO-
~, Gymnasium and Ball Ground. $500 volumes
added 10 Library In 1873. Media has seven
churches and temperance charter which pro-
hibits the sale of all Intoxicating drinks For
new illustrated circular address the Principal and
Proprietor, SHITHfN e. SHORTLFDGE. 4. "
lHdrpdrd Gnttdaatel Medid. Pa. aug4 'ss-lyr,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
Merely an Accessory.

Julia-~I hear that you are engaged to
be married ?r
Marie Yes, it's fact, and my fu-
ture husband is the handsomest and best
of men,
Then it's purely love match, sup
pose?"
Oh, entirely 50, entirely
Has he got money
" What an absurd question. OF course
he has got money--lots of it"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
Good Boys Always in Demand.

There is Z, demand for good boys The
boy who is honest. earnest and in,iustri-
Gus will not be long out of a job. There
are lots Of prosperous business men,
merchants and mechanics. who are con-
stantly on the lookout for good bows
They do not look for them on the street,
however, but in some sort of employ
ment. They have no use for an idle boy.
He is too apt to make an idle msn. The
boy who jumps into the first job that Of
fers. whether it is an agreeable one or
not, is the boy who is chosen when the
boy-hunter comes along. The boy trund-
ing a wheelbarrow is taken, while the
boy playing marbles in the shade is left I;
the one cheerfuliy minding the baby ON
the front steps is invited to put on a
cash-boy's suit, while the one PLAYING
hockey is refused place to drive dirt
cart
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
WEsTB0UyD TRAINS.

The time given is Eastern Standard Time
koTE.-On sundays lockwood Express leave
Pittsburgh nj SD 4. NJ. arrive ~ RockwOod al
l2-29, n Leave lockwood Al 100 P. NJ arrive
at Pittsburgh at p II.
Nail Trains connect at lockwood with trains
to and rom Somerset aud JohEstowu az Hynd-
man with trains % and from Bedford. ~ Garrett
with Train, 70 aud from Berlin at salisbury June
tion with trains to and from Salisbury.
W. NJ. CLEMENTS Manager.
C. X LORD f,euI paSs 40
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
Facts That Tell a Sad Story.


Since 1881 the population of Ireland has
decreased 5000, il being considerably un-
der 5,000,000 Ireland has now fewer in
habitants than it had at any time of the
Union in 1900 The birth-rate is the low
est in Europe In twenty-one towns in
Guiding, Dublin, and in eight counties,
the deaths within the quarter exceeded
the births, and this during period when
the Registrar General pronounces the
health of the people to be ON the whole
good, and the death rate below the aver
age. Poland has increased in less than
twenty wears from 100000 10 over 1900
600. Even Switzerland, half mountain
and forest, and with no city as large as
Cork shas now larger population per
square mile than Ireland. The country
is perfectly well able to support in com
fort a larger population than it now con-
tains,, and there is no other country in
Europe which is not increasing in popu-
lation more or less rapidly.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

WHY win you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief Price,
10 cents, 80 cents, and 81. Sold by Geo.
". Benford x Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
THE PEOPLE

Who have been Disappointed in the results oh
tained from the Use of COCA WINES. BEEF
WINE and IRON. of the so-called EMULSION Of
COD LIVER OIL. should use
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

sHILoH'S Cure viii Immediately re-
lieye Group, whooping cough and bron-
chitis- Sold by Geo. W. Benford & Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
Vigor and Vitality

Are quick ly given to every part of the
body by Hoods sarsaparilla. That tired
feeling is entirely overcome. The blood
is purified, enriched, and vitalized, and
carries health instead of disease to every
organ The stomach is toned and
strengthened, the appetite restored. The
kidneys, and liver are reused and invigor-
ated. The brain is refreshed, the mind
made clear and for work. Try it.
A NASAL injector free with each bot
tie of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 80
cents Sold by Geo. W. Benford & Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20

The usual treatment of catarrh is very
unsatisfactory, as thousands ofdespairing
patients can testify. On this point trust
worthy medical writer says: q Proper
local treatment is positively necessary to
success, but many, if not most of the REM
edies in general use use by physicians
afford but temporary benefit. A cure Ger
tainly cannot be expected from snuffs,
powders, douches and washes" Ely's
Cream Balm is a remedy which combines
the important requisites of quick action,
specific curative powerwith perfect safety
and pleasantness to the patient.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
SOMERSET AccoNnIoDArIoY-No. g. :
SOUTHB Bound TRALNS.

Passengers for Somerset from the east and wesf 4
on the Pittsburgh Division, change cars at Rock .
wood
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
NORTH BOUND TRIMS.
JOHNsrOwN EXPREs&No. ~.
MAII-No. @. {.

Passengers from Pittsburgh change car for
points on the Somerset q Cambria al lockwood.
On sundays this train viii run two hour late
from lockwood 10 Somerset and five hunys late
from Somerset 70 JohustoWu.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
RAILRoAD TIME TABLES.
BIL7TNORE- & ONO RIILROID.-
soNERsET & cAMBRTA BRtNcH


summer arransemen,-In ease, since May rs. 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-20
BALTIMORE NAlI-No. q.
AccoNNoDATIoN-No. "a .

=, fsengers Pas, % for points east and west change ear
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29
APPLYING MANURE.
An Agricultural Duty Not Fully Understood
by Many Farmers.

An Agricultural Duty Not Fully Understood
by Many Farmers.
It ought to be understood that fresh
manure is not available fertility, and
that if applied so as to come in contact
with the plants, and especially with
some varieties, it is positively injurious.
BY this it must not be inferred that all
manure must be well rotted before APP
plying. AS general rule, on the farm,
the safest plan to follow is to haul out
manure whenever there is time to do
the work and you have the manure to
haul. Generally there will be plenty of
places that need the manure and are in
condition to receive the benefit.
AS a rule the work should be so
planned that the manure can be applied
some time before the crop is sown or
planted, and good opportunity afford
ed to incorporate thoroughly with the
soil. If care is taken to mix well with
the soil so that only small per cent.
would be liable to come in contact with
the plants, usually fresh manure will,
at least, do no great harm; but, if APP
piled just before crop is planted it
will be of very little benefit to that crop,
because the plant food it contains is
not soluble and consequently is net
available.
There is always more or less plowing
done in the fall, and this enables us to
have land in good condition to receive
an application of manure, and usually
with time enough to get thoroughly
Incorporated with the soil before crop
will be sown or planted. During the
fall and winter there is always more
manure than can be hauled out, usually
plenty of time for doing the work, and
all the manure possible should be hauled
out and scattered.
In the garden and truck patch the
manure should be thoroughly rotted.
Usually it is not good plan to apply
fresh manure, especially if it is coarse,
on these places. BY blowing ahead, a
sufficient amount of well rotted manure
can be scared to keep these places
rich, and if the ground is thoroughly
plowed manure of any kind can be
applied to field crops. If thoroughly
worked into the soil, which will usual
he done in preparing the land for seed
ing in the spring, whatever damage
might result from applying fresh ma
nure and allowing it to come in direct
contact with the plants will be obvi-
ated. - Cor, Farm, Field and StoebDsah.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29
HINTS TO SLEEPERS.
The Time Approaching when All O
Will Join the Chorus of Snorers.

The Time Approaching When All of Us
Will Join the Chorus of Snorers.
1t is perfectly true that no one ever
heard Of II snoring savage. In fact, if
the wild man of the woods and plains
does not sleep quietly, he runs the risk
of being discovered by his enemy, and
the scalp of the snorer would soon
adorn the belt of his crafty and more
silent sleeping adversary. In the nat
ural state, then, natural selection"
weeds out those who disturb their
neighbors by making night hideous
with SHORES. With civilization, how
ever, we have changed all this. The
impure air of our sleeping rooms in
duces all manner of catarrhal affec-
tions. The nasal passages are the first
to become affected. Instead of warm
ing the inspired air on its way to the
lungs and removing from it the dam
gerous impurities with which it is
loaded, the nose becomes INSTRUCTED.
A part of the air enters and escapes by
way of the mouth. The vail of the
palate yibrates between the two cur
rcnts--that through the mouth and the
one still passing through the partially
closed nostrils-like torn sail in the
wind. The snore, then, means that the
sleeper's mouth is partially open, that
his nose is partially closed, and that
his lungs are in danger from the air
not being properly warmed and puri-
fed. From the continual operation of
these cause.-the increase of impure
air in sleeping rooms and permitting
habitual snorers to escape killing and
scalping-some scientist has predicted
that in the future all men (and the
women, too) will snore. 1t goes along
with the decay of the teeth and ball.
headedness. FreSIde.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

For many years the manufacturers of Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy have offered, in
good faith, $500 reward for case of Nasal
Catarrh which they can not cure. The
Remedy is sold by druggists at only 50cents.
This wonderful remedy has fairly attained
4 worldwide reputation. If you have dull,
heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal
passages, discharges falling from the head
into the throat, sometimes profuse, watery,
and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mu-
cous, purulent, bloody and putrid; if the
eyes are weak, watery and intlamed; if
there is ringing in the ears, deafness, hack
ing or coughing to clear the throat, expec-
toration of offensive matter, together with
scabs from ulcers; the voice being changed
and has nasal twang; the breath offensive,
smell and taste impaired; sensation of dizzi-
ness, with mental depression, hacking
cough and general debility, you are suffer
ing from nasal catarrh. The more compli-
Gated your disease, the greater the number
and diversity of symptoms. Thousands Of
cases annually, without manifesting half OF
the above symptoms, result in consumption,
and end in the grave. No disease is SO com
mon, more deceptive and dangerous, or less
understood, or more unsuccessfully treated
by physicians.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

The proprietors Of the great Alternative and
tonic, Hostetters Stomach Bitters, respect
fully tender to the sick and feeble every
where relief from dyspepsia, constipation,
weakness, nervousness, fever and ague, and
renal complaints. Invahds have but to use
this helpful and saving medicine, and wait
for the benefcent effects certain to follow.
The earlier its aid is sought the better.
Heed the suggestion.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

whats the matter, sonny?" asked
l kind old gentleman of little boy,
Who was crying bitterly. I've rum
tway from home" 'Why don't you
20 right home? Your father will be
very glad, indeed, t. see you. Dom
;ou remember the story of the Prodigal
Son?' Yes, Sir" 'Why don't you
follow his example, then?" "C- Cause
I don't like veal - Washington Critic.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

ST. TEORGE's 5, 5. q, sept. 10, 80.
J. F. SMITH & Co.: Gents-Send me at
once one gross Smiths Bile Beans, and draw
on me through First National Bank of
Charleston for amount due on last lot and
this also. The Smiths Bile Beans sell like
hot cakes, and fill the bill exactly. Hurry
them through W. ID. UTsEY,
Merchant and Cotton Buyer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

"A Bar Harbor girl, who was told
by an old boatman to be sure and have
her boat we'll trimmed, went to work
and sewed two silk founces around the
gunwale. - YOakers Statesman.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

A SORE Throat or Cough, if suffered to pro
gress, often results in an incurable throat OF
lung trouble Br0Wa'S bronchial IToche.'
give instant rslief
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

SHIOCToN, Wis, Nov. s, $50.
HAVING used Smiths Bile Beans, believe
sick headache, constipation, dyspepsia, and
all diseases arising from disordered con-
dltion of the liver. D. n. ToRRY,
Druggist.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

FREE!-To MERCHANTS ONLY: A triple
plated Silver Set 6 knives, forks, 6 tea
spoons, l sugar spoon, butter knife, in
satin-lined case. Address at once,
r. W. TANsILL e. Co.,
SIS State Street Chicago
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

PURIFY Garments and Linen used in the
sick room with Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, SOC. The best.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

WOULD you know the keen delight
OF u wholesome appetite,
Unrestrained by colc's dire,
Headaches curse, or fever's fire,
Thoughts morose, or icy ehillsl
Then use DR.. Pierce's pills.
DR.. Pierce's Purgative Pellets-the origin
al and only genuine Little Liver Pills; 25
cents vial
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

THERE may be foreign matter in chicken
pie, bu6the restaurateur will never reveal
it-BoSton Transcript
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

THE naughty young lady can not deny
that she is maiden vain.-4Hercitant IrdUeler.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

AUTUMN Misunderstanding to get trusted
for fall suit
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

EVERY man who learns the cornet should
do so under the toot-elage of a frst-class
musician -1Nerchdnt Trdoeler.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Tnompson's EyeWeter. Druggists sell it.2oc'
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

WHEN threatening lung disorder,
Shows its first proclivity,
Do not let it cross the border
Quell it with activity.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

THE weeping willow sheds more leaves
than tears o. Jicayane.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29
ST.. GEORGES, S. c., 81

THE hornet always manages to keep his
end up-DuIath ParGgrGDher.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

THE old lady who keeps cats seems to
have purr-puss in life.-LUe.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29
A Business-Iike Offer.

GAME cooked on a rifle range ought to suit
an old hunter -TeTds Sittia9S.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

BACHELORS haul-a wife when he takes
ONE e1aS SVtngS.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29
EEY'S
CREAM BALM


IS1tfered from ca
tGrrh IL gears. Iht
droppings into tht
throat acre 7aauSeat-
ing. Ny nose 6led al
most daily. Since tn
first day use Of Ely 1
Cream Bdln1 hdUt
had no bleeding, Mt
soreness is enttrel2
gone. D. q. Ddvid.
son, scih the Boston
Budget.
$50. =. -.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1887-10-29

Many patient, young or olden,
Owes quick recovery
All TO DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery.