New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22

...srxv .,vsp n tho City Of New-Yogx kads Boston
Ia consider It's comparative poverty In art treasures.
.Tns Transcript however, crows over tho fact that
tho two wings Of tho Boston Art Museum WIZ soon
DO completed,
An Average seanccs-omaha Meduni-Tre spirit
Sn' a Z now mere ''n' mo s'' ''' '' -
ale says yon were born in another country"
Gle says the name Of that country is Germany"
ar am tired now. TWO dollars n-t Omaha World
"The Yonkers Gazette, tells of artist who ne
Gently went among herd OF wild cattle to pursue
his profession and who found that the cattle wero
Just anxious as no was to pursue bis profession
The artist compromised tho matter by getting on the
other side Of the fence.
Tho Concord Summer School Of Philosophy viii
begin its ninth term ON July IL. and Will continue
two weeks.
Too Enthusiastic in His Pralse-whe-whas do
Husband-was that her that just bet me in'
M.-wei she's Just a daisy
II. enthusiastically Think sol Nny' sho mas =
don't know what And her teeth are splendid, 700:
day when John went home to dinner n he %ss
ebony, eyes as large rs saueers and teeth like two
rows Of piano keysNBoston Courier
nThe Boston Transcript" tells how he was pass
ing his hand over her bonny brown hair when her
mother entered suddenly Nothing was said at tho
time; but afterward when she asked her sho
thought it was proper to permit such liberties $40
opened her eyes in mild establishment as she REPLIED
"Why, mammal what harm could there be In that
Charley was only practising the Harvan stroke"
Experience I'M wasalngton-Qmaha Man-secre-
tary Whitney must be very popular IN Washington
II saw BY tho raper recently that when men sa
at his house business he don't keep tnem "aups
I'm he IA
places out even II he Is at dinner he jumps up ana
aoh, zen, Whitney has had good deal Of expe-
rience in Washington, you know"
ayes; he knows the sort of blokes who rn'h to TO-
WASHINGTON after Offices are not above rooeng na'
| rack IL they get a good chance!"-tOmaha "orio'
The Indians Of Arizona always liable to break
out. This time they are said to be breaking ou'
with the measles.
On the Gain-"Perhaps you'd like to Know what
time It Is" remarked a PEDESTRIAN who stopped be-
| fore a gang OF street-cleaners the other Day - =.
slowly and soIemniy removed the pipe from his
"' sBat you used to want to know"
And what. the matter :. nov now. How long docs
take for ono of US to fond out the tonne u"'
Exactly. .or. Now, how long wiz It take me
y s sS Look %o a hoe hd us up %S r Out
From four to Aye an9 that's where We gain on
| the city and why we all carry watehes."-tDetrois
| FREQ Press
| few nights ago some one put on the bulletin
! board of "The Los Angeles Tribune" the startling
statement that President Cleveland was assassated
"The Tribune" strongly suspects that an a'tacne d
its rival "The Times" did the deed from the facu
that 1.-THE Tines had the story telegraphed to san
Francisco Consequently tho relations between mo
two payers are moro strained than ever
| Heaven and the Other Places-omahs Pedler-
want anv nice notices mum, all hand worked ami
Boarding House KeepeE-"e nave al INC hi0'''''
wo want ., nj. o- ryon,a, ,oot.
arm fully supplied; have God Bless our
ho m9ora, Sometime new mum-just out Suffer
ritls Children TO Come Unto Ne, for OF such is the
Ain nTbe ideal We don't take children here, SIR
(Omaha World.