The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-01-20
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inasmneh as il was very tonl weather When
the Pilgrim fathers slrnck that historic
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40 Illinois citizen became enthusiastic
upon fret seeing the Atlantic Ocean.
why, be said sits immensal grand !
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only keep still''
Employer james, here is a dead
letter ior you from the Dead letter Office. :
James 10 agony 4"rhen it's from my son.
Hos been sick for weeks, and I've been
eIpeotin this every day
pa, asked young Jobly. what
sort Of tree was it that George Washing
ton cnt doan with bis little batchet-a
cherrJT "Chestnut, my son. replied
the old man. absentlyi chestnut"
The moral effect Of being well dressed
was shown iu the answer Of a child who
was asked y by she wasn COED like snoth
er little Girl; Perhaps should be il my
dress bal itile pink bows all over H. "
And nov, nv dear general, come
aud w ly mo aud tell me all the scandal
that's happened while I've been away.
We'll. reslly, Mrs Mallecbo, er-yon
see -er the fact is, that while youy {
been asay there has been no seandalP
"A young Eoglishman recently blew
out BIZ. brains because his father would
not prmit him 70 join brass band, This
il asst should be- His father would
doubtless have blown out bis own brains
ii be bod joined the band.
Look here said man this moru-
ing, geiag iato his grocer's, those eggs
yoa sud ms New Years we're bad
We'll, that wasn't my fault. > Whose
was il them BLAMED il know. How
should tell what we're inside Of ihemY
I'm eroaerymau, In 30 mind rea,er. "
a BeRgar to all appearance slightly
beiogged. thus aeeos'ei passer by sir,
sonli yoa please give me a little none,
30 buy bat Of bread, Ter am 50 dread
faly lbita,y that don't know where
am to gst a nights lodeiog.
--Hu.bsnd y My dear, that is a long
noto Won are working Wiie--''les
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him That is deaf raii the peasant
Tao irane. ~ nothing said The lawyer
AL lotaias Aats me better good day
much obliged replied the pessaut, TO The
surprise Of the ia~yer
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