The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-10-06
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sbe mech prefer The birdie paih,
--sotps people are too pfo1d 10 log ssi
100 hanssl 10 seal % they set trusted.
An Atliosr uibs is governed by rule
Who has % sctsne He ss rot osly sh'
lios. bat ibs sisg danb
Ttslcs.or David Swing sPesas OF rne'
who have snectseions neDcry. sacl
NEE gee. rally nmsis 10 debt
wten . trap u 20 lncsy AZ 10 ee
bold Il The uppa portion q reAs'es
iosi. be usually mskss clean bfsasi q Z
Ticket agsni ''fSgnry, hov old arr
yefi Fifteen yesr old boy-"where d.
ys, mesnf 90 The railroad OF when yer al
ho,asY
Yeang Housewife "whs, miserable
lsiiie eggs agaihl You really must tel
ihsn. Jaue. 10 lei The bebs u, on shtm .
ii,ls logger
- religionsly use this delightful pre-
paaii5s. says Mrs Lsoglry Ia cosmetic
testimonial Pots !, On shen she goes 70
chu,eh. ~e suppose,
.lio. did you begin life'" the young
man sskfa the gr,s man "fdidnt begin
u. u0iLfaIiy replied the great man, III
va ere y ben go, here.
--Tas people u siber. bny their milk
frssea. 10 ihs, locality the en.srprising
sDd Unity miikman !. occasionally eausb'
enli,ne Ice aud uhilswssbing u,
"lsDt II dreadful. asked Miss Lily
bud, TO fun over mar Yes. indeed,
mum, replied The sioker OF The express
ut jalis the engine up wnss Dor a COW,
II Connecticut msa made bet iha, be
could kill. el,an. cook aud eat a spring
chicken 10 10 minutes. He won the bet.
bnt II sss an ssfu surprise TO the chicken.
Lady Of the house urging company
10 eat Please help yourselves. DO Just
ns you would 10 your own house. | am
slssys 80 glad sten my friends are at
home
heading. Ia probably has as many
breweries 10 be square foot as any town
10 the country. 80 tha, Bacon was right
when be said that "Resdiog mskess full
man.
There are several good reasons why
the approaching campaign should begin
early. ooe Of them is tina, Senator
Evsris has cotstuted TO make faw
speeches.
= 9rown That's a very killing bon.
net ,oar wife wore to the theatre last
niqt Smith $50 / believe. The
fellrt aho sal behind her twisted bis neck
of lying to see around It. !"
-l.obby IS inspecting the new bah,
for the drst time, and bis diclum was AZ
follows. 'Js'pose It's nice enough what
there is OF Il. lac said without enthusiasm;
"but Tn sorry Il sInt parrot.
some Illinois girls tried to see wLo
could walk the fastest on the rails Of q
railroad withou, falling oil, aud three o.
Ia crowd sent through cattle guard in
. heap aud fell upon tramp and killed
him.
a Georgia paper says that Mr..
Wheeler, Of Hancock county. cut wat.
rnelop few days ago, and when opened
il displayed a distinctly formed Nv" on
both halves. This must have been one Of
Ihe melon. iha, will Nv" mp.
- The late DR.. Be,nune once asked
aud misery man how he was get
TING along. Tue man replied. "What
business is thai Of yonrsY' "0h. Sir,
,m one OF those who take an interest 10
The neanest OF Gods creatures.
Cook ION the day OF her arrival
Please. mum. I'm bit fiery at times,
md when AN fiery I'm apt to be a bit
'ough spoken; but You needn't let u at
pu, you out With little present now
md then you can sllus bring me round
gain.
Pc ller--"fd like TO show my stock OF
acos. ribbons. and Domestic --"Don'i
rant none o. y'r truck. Pedler--"I did
10. expect to sell TO yon. madam; you
rave plenty Of tine Tor shopping. The
me | wish 10 sse is the kitchen lady.
Domestic Come in, and Ill Ink at EN-. !"
IN ho is tha. young man that just
allied on your" asked the senior member
u tie iirm. Hes connected with the
,quAnp Life Insurance Company.
'wha, does he dor Il dont know, but,
Judging from bis department. I should say
,e must be custodian OF the assurance"
"A mao 10 Western town bar ged
himself to a bedpos by has suspenders,
he CJroner's jury were some time 10
omins TO decision 10 the case, but the
oremnn. who ass a native OF Erin. finally
q l puDced that the deceased came TO biz
cath by coming home drunk and mistsk-
"a himself ior hts paass
My dear" said u,band. gently
oasina his ~iie-the lady was dangerous
! iil-"Mrs Defiobson called . little
fhilc ago aud left her love aud sympath,
1f you. She seemed dreply effected.
John. said The lady, 10 very weak tone
voice. as she slowIs Enclosed Der eys,
shst did ~ ba,e on"
--Fe-d mother Pa. What business do
on II ee ought 10 star, willard INF
le ting 10 he IL years old aud ough,
, & 4 into soms,hing." Fond Father
'.ts bard 9 tell wLst hes aiied for.
Yes, ties proai As Lacifer. bat he's neat
. Sal well. thea. lets start him in
be mateh business
'.rheu a. noi - cali 90 sny more
g ssla A. be iwirlrd BIS bat 10 has hand.