New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-15


his rdme Is DrLhl5.
An exchange SAYS that folded newspaper placed
GLdc tho coat In the small OF rhe back IS an excellent
substitute for an oycrcoa' Therc Is considerable
ha, become heated bv simply rcading an artIcl, In
q nowsplpe". aud AZ such tmcs ho wants 20 MAKE II
hot for the editor. tOo.-tNori l,to"h Herald
Another inventor comes to tho front with patent
photograph holder 10 BE- attached to tombsoncs. II
&, intended to hold the pictures Of the subjects Of tho
memorial tablets. and Is fitted with sliding cover
TO protect tho photograph, from tho clomon's.
Mr., Dunrscy- our BESSIE IS tho brightest little
chld you ever saw, >hc picks mp everything she
Mr.. pou'ulav-S something Ills, our willie Ic picks
mp everything he se">.- darlington Free Press.
EcmcmI,r e. e. Democratic Administration whose
Pot ofc" department GOES into The manufacture OF
Green goods"
What ridiculous people DE- oil Bourbon Soutl'rn"rN
are Hero arc some Of them declaring that they VIII
never newer tc temperate so long AZ they live. be
causc f., Goth temperance IS Yankee craze, and Is
moreover favored by the Republican party.
Mistress Of the House what IS this blotch on the
midget Thnt', an ilo painting. nom. Tho stopper
him out 81 'h" can burlington lreo Fre>s'
Tho Utah newspaper, have a dIsiinctvcy peculiar
st,lo In tho construction OF their obituary notices,
probably t. avoid being charged with cNagscratlnS the
virtues AMI character - e." person. "The Deseret
News speaking 81 ne death Of the wifi OF Bishop
Cif,tausus Of Emery County. Utah, closed the Item
with: She leaves a husband and eight children, and
wa. an Industrious wltc and ioylns parent"
MIR. Groom What fuss they arc making about
Mis-, WL,c-Hu my dear he's marvel There's
nothing he cannot do I'm N" musical way
Mrs. Crccn-Grsclous Nou should hear Sophons
9a %h9 Sy I Gen 2"T of soyc pray grodas
please .-tIown Topics
"Umbrcllas suitable FOR prcscntatlon7 IS rather
remarkable sign displayed In Of tho city stores.
II the en read umbrellas suitable for borrowing
or lending few persons would have wondered at IT,
Iut suitable for presentation" Is overwhelming.
Tho Gentlemen who went TO Washington to boom
MINNEAPOLIS for The National Republican Convention.
should hc accorded public reception ana resolutions
~ thanls upon their return What though Chicag
was too much FOR them, didn't they secure frs, page
psr. reading notices for this city ia every da Lrws
paper I'm The land to say nothing Of any number OF nm
easy editorial paragraphs IN the Chicago press f-lMlh
nclIolis Tribune.
Mr. John Ericsson the celebrated inventor and
engineer cn.s to his old fashioned residence In
Rrach-st with tho tcnaclty which has 50 often won
success In the perfection Of complex machinery ana
mechanical problems Tho proximity OF stores and
tenement houses doe, shake tho resolution Of this
famous man stand by the old ship and rccogIze
tho old house as a friend long protecting him. Here
Mr. Ericsson means to continue his work
American vino firms import about half million
dollars worth OF champagne corls every year.
can take some old stock and dress II up In grsc
that viii make salabc," said gentleman the other
day was led into that train OF thought by what
/ I'm n shop window recently Among lot OF
Christmas cards were a number OF paper collars Now
Won know as well as do that paper collars wont out
Of fashion and favor long ago and OF course somo-
body cot caught with largo lot on hand To throw
thcm away burn them would have caused these
people dead lass Of so much invested cash Now.
what do they dol Hero IS tho answer IN tho shop
window. Upon these collars Is printed couplet In
imitation of pen and ink writing. 1t reads something
like this:
Christmas Is hero: haven't dollar:
| send my good wishes on my old collar.
"Thoy arc Intended of course. aS Christmas g'ns
In lieu OF something expensive or ,no CONVENTIONAL
Christmas card philadelphia bulietlh
\ correspondent wants to know what IS the latest
nows about the Kccly motor We'll. tho very latest is
that Mr. Kecly has dispensed with etherc force and
VIII run the thing by vbratory sympathy. Tho stock
holders are delighted that they Will Increase the
capital stock from S5000000 to Si0'000Ooo or
sl2,ooo,ooo Thcy never did lko cherIc force; sue
cess with IT seemed too cthcria.
IT is singular that Notwithstanding the great variety
I'm tho bill OF faro club dinners, there are some men
that always want ltlc game after tho dnne Is over
-(BoSton Bulletin
Mayor Ilewltt's goOd nature has got him INTO
trouble Tho other day he won cncomiums because OK
HIS station ~ sympathy with boyhood In favor
ing tho use OF Duane Park as bali grodnd for tho
boys OF the ncighborhood. On Tuesday hc was do
seconded by irato citizen who had been hit by
ball as hard a rock Tho Mayor pleaded that hc
not responsible; but undoubtedly his lottcr was
what did tho business. Truly tho way of tho Mayor
who seeks to please everybody no can is not easy.
Mr. Dlalnc's proposition to cxpend tho surplus in
building Notifications for tho protection OF tho seaDoald
cities may be- unwlse and demagoGicai but surely tho
Democrats right to asSall II. In Wow OF tho
fact that simply repeats tho last accommodation OF
Samuel J. Tdon TO tho party which Acknowledged him
az It's foremost leader and best advScr.-tSt Louis
Globe Democrat.
Tho Union,' OF Springfield Mass, has Just boon
demonstrating Its prosperity and les determination to
that that quarter OF tho world doesn't suffer for
lack OF 1.-Two Republican daily. by providing Itself
with an entirely new establishment. including web
porfoctng that Will turn out 1900 eight page
papers hour, and every other requisite
OF lrstclass evening paper Tho pres
ont management. under Joseph H. Ship
Icy. fl nve years old and has achieved a marked
and deserved success. "Tho Unlonp Is tho only Re
publican daily between Worcester and Albany and
north Of Hartford Layds tho full Associated Press dis