Mohave County miner., 1887-10-08
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papers is that they hare o nonpassil
editor TO gil the minion eolumns.
The trouble with . good many men ID
that they spend 80 much time admirins
their own ability that they don't let
other people have . chance to see that
they have any ability to admire.
The trouble with a great many women
is that they can't find some particular
selected man who will appreciate them
as they feel in their palpitating hearts
every woman should be appreciated.
The trouble with . good many girls is
that they don't find out what they want
until some time after they have had the
sad conclusion forced upon them that
what they want doesn't want them.
The trouble with good many boys 10
that they think that the red grapes that
grow on a ueighbor's vine, that have to
be picked after dark, are good deal
sweeter and better than the ripe black
grapes that grow ON their own vines. and
can be gathered in the bright sunlight OF
publicity.
The trouble with great many editors
is that they don't think one half as much
As they write.
The trouble with great many readers
is that they don't understand how much
easier it is to point out a tree in a mag.
nifcent landscape that 10 hairs breath
out OF perspective than it is to paint the
magnificent landscape itself.
The trouble with a good many Vassax
graduates is that they know more about
expeditions ways II getting from the scc.
ond story down to the lower hall than
they do about making Christian bread. #
The trouble witt, almost ali the minis.
ters is that they don't hear other minis-
ters preach often enough to know what a
really frst-class, bang.up sermon is.
The trouble with most Of the horse-car
conductors is that they havn't eyes enough
in the back Of their head to satisfy the
public.
The trouble with q good many Of tho
school teachers is that the present school
year is divided wrong; instead Of being
forty weeks school and twelve weeks
vacation, they think /. should be forty
weeks vacation and twelve weeks school.
The trouble with the young man in love
is that he is insane enough to think that
all the young men are making Just an big
fools Of themselves about his best girl an
he is.
The trouble with most Of the people ia
this misguided world ID that they waste
no much time in thinking Of their own
virtues and enterprises that they don't
have leisure to see how laudible and use.
ful your little schemes are.
The trouble with two-thirds OF the boys
and girls in the public schools 10 that
they don't have fifty-three weeks vacs-
ton every year, with an additional week
in leap years. e.
The trouble with the young woman in
love is that she doesn't know whether
she really loves the yoang man for him
self alone or for the caran,els he brings
and the prospect for = solitaire diamond
to dazzle the other girls.
The trouble with the EMAIL boy IL that
his big sister never was . small boy her
self, and so she doesn't know how the
small boy feels.
The trouble with the email girl is that
she isn't bigger.
The trouble with the big girl Is that
every pair Of scales she steps on gives her
weigh.
The trouble with the compositor Is that
most learned men haven't added the Art
Of writing to all the accomplishments that
have made them famous.
The trouble with most learned men 10
that those darned compositors never
learned to read.
The trouble with tho proofreader il
that both the learned men and the dsrned
compositors expect him to know every
thing that both OF thera never knew OF
have forgotten.
The trouble with the pursuit in grammar
is that people will persist in thinking that
things themselves are more important
than how you soy them.
The trouble with lots Of cats Ia that
they don't get enough dreamless sleep
these August nights.
The trouble with miliiners is that the
women don't get 50 enthusiastic over
their bills as they do over their bonnets.
The trouble with the office boy 10 very
often that he has got sn assistant.
The trouble with Julius Caesar IL that
he 10 dead.
The trouble with the Chicago Anarch.
lists is that they are living.
The trouble with the minstrel Ia that
the newspaper paragraph writer's steal all
his best jokes and then cry Chestnut"
when he repeats them.
The trouble with the newspaper para
grapher Is vice versa. Il
The trouble with the average husband
is that he knows bis wife knows he isn't
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