The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-23


Drafts of air in unexpected places, going
rom hot rooms to co0l ones, car,lAssness III
changing cothing:-ln short anything
when ends in "cumi;ion cold in the head
UuleSs arrested this kind of cold bccuni.s
seated in the mucous membrane ofthc head.
Then it is Crtarrh. In any and all its
stages this disease always yields to Elys
Cream Balm. Safe, agreeable, certain,
Price fly ceuts
Though unpretentions, the goat is
something Of mount-a-bank.
-"PYe got the most money" he shouted
across the street as he held up nickel.
II don't keer fur that. My fathers been
arrested" ''Sos mine" ''But they took
mine down in patrol wagon, and yours
had 10 walk"
Glad tdings Relief and cure of throat
ami lung disease. Fonlaine's Cure is guar
anteed to cure cold in II hours. Sold by
c. Il. Horn, Druggist.
AS evary thread of gold is valuable, so
is every moment of time.
Meier borrow to-day vat you can shteal
yesterday.
We do all kinds of plain and fancy job
vork-letter heads, note heads, receipts,
&C., put up in tablet style if desired.
The saddest case of lntoxication oc-
cured on Wall street recently. Money
got tight.
The ancient Greeks, it will be remem-
bered, bravely held the pass of Thermopya.
But ThermopylT wasn't a railroad
ala ,kmetark," lasting and fragrant
pa? ume. Price % and 30 cents. Sold by
DR., lIorn, LehEhton, and Biery, Weissp9rt
Canada will soon thirst for peace if she
GOES TO war on Goldfish.
AmAn on Smiths Hill has been married
three times, and he frequently forgeis
which one he is living with.
shiloh's Cure NiIl Immediately relieve
| Cronp, Whnoping Cough and Bronchitis.
Sold by DR.. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery.
! Weissp0rt.
-A subscriber wants TO know If men
make mach ont of journalism. Yes, deal
friend. much more out of it than in 1t.
If the selection of national anthem
were left to the tramps, they would doubte
less choose: "Dlest BE the Tie"
For Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint yol
have II printed guarantees ON every bottle o
Shilol's Niializcr' Ii rever fails to cure
Sold by DIR, Horn, Lehighton, and Biery
Weis'purt,
Randall, the protectionist. is a beard
less man. Well, why not? He often get
his Measures through by close shave.
4 Nasal Injector free with each bottle O
Shiloh's Canrrh Remedy. Price so cents
Sold by Dr. Horn, Lthightun, and Biery
WeisSport.
There is man in Wellington 60 shor
that when he is i'll he doesn't know whethe
he has the headache or corns.
Do not allow cough or cold to get seate
but break il mp al once by using DR.. Sel
ArnOd's Cough Killer, the old reliabl
rene " for coughs, C Ids and all diseases q
the Ia cs. Price 25c. soc. aud s 90 pc
bottl' For sale by all druggists.
Mo h RS, tccihmg and irctiGl childre
need Dr. Arnolds Soothing and Quielin
Cordial. Druggists, 25c.
-Brown-"Why don't YOU spread You
umbrella?" Colcs-''Well, to tell you til
truth, I'm afraid some one in the crow
will recognize it," Brown--"Then VIII
do you carry itP' Coles-"Af some on
will call for it while Fun out"
The wolves in Minnesota have chase
lawyer twenty miles over the SNOW, an
the local press denOunces them for unpr,
fessional conduct.
, 1t is not true that a man cannot tai
with the walters in the Boston hotels III
less he speaks Greek fluenily. If he ca
speak Sanserit IL is all right.
What he wrote was: "A woman
crowning glory is .her hair" i was Il
PRIMER who twisted II Into; "a woman
Grow ming glory is Ler heir"