The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-08-04
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his bed
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He What lovely oouplsiion ycr
have. hiss Mad She'll ought 10 ts
lovely = Il Goa. 81 hOr.
--whes man le.es bis temper 'hs
temper loa ia generally bad ons. moi
worth the noise made over Il.
Nos "a The time Of year vhen loves
youag dream sets iolied sll out OF shape
because She h.mmooi leis so
Misfortune 10 never nourGfal 10 the
sooi ihst accepts II, for such DO Alssys ses
that every cloud IL 40 sagel's face.
--whfn tramp Is 20 lScky ss 10 gel
h0ld Of The upper portion 81 q roa'ied
iovl. be aGaally mskes elOsn bfeas. OF -
. BrosB- 10. your eyes flashed while
you wsre talking With Miss DE We're.
Jonasl jones OF course they did, my
bsy. ] vas sparkling
There are ie~ dissppoiniments 10 lille
equal 10 ibsi experienced by man Who
expects be Is going 10 saesze and suddenly
discovers thai be cant
81 know what Kind Of . species Of bird
tLs, thing 10" rensrked Birgs A be
dropped the humble bee. What is ~"
Asked bis friend. "fhe base burner.
Hos foolish IL 10 10 make fan OF the
homs made hustle. There is not girl
Who makes her own hustle but Is backed
by the mos, influential papers Of the
times.
"A Hartford Lady Who was living With
her second husband explained that she no
ticed very little difference between the
tvo-bArdly enough to pay for getting
married again.
Down 10 Revere they use water drawn
from srtesian wells. and . discouraged
mother says it is 80 hard that the neigh
bors can hear 1t squeak when she uses II
10 wash the baby.
--Poeiiesl young ladies about Boston
say that the golden rod this year Is "iust
too lovely for anything" But the PILLS
tines or farmers mutter that ii lis gol
dsrned nuisance.
What is the chiei peculiarly Of the
Canadian climste3' asked school exam
her at is beneficial TO bank cashiers, &"
said the brish. boy Of the class, ''bu. very
deadly 10 reiormers.
--"Young men believe 10 nothing now.s
days" says Mra Rambothum, with deep
Sigh. "wby, there's nv nephew. Tom,
who vas brought up as . Christian, and
nov hes ~ acrostic.
An old lady vas asked what she would
do with the corn II il could not be made
into whisky. She replied: II would
make 1, into starch TO stifien the back bonts
OF the temperance people.
II have been informed that you are
specializing on stocks" said the president
10 the cashier. ''Give ii up. Take my
advice aud be on the safe side" He |
took my sdvice, aud left for Canals that
plight,
And what do you think Of the en-
gaeemeut ring | sent you, Jenpie'" in
CURED lover. tenderly. Jennie answered
Ia delighted tones: 20. 1t Is beautiful
n fact the hsndsomest one have ever had
siven me,
Madam" said the tramp, II am
hungry enough to esta raw dog" well.
she responded, kindly shifting the action
to the word, I'm whistle some up for
YOU" The tramp left. taking bis appetite
ilh him.
when do you think OF celebrating
yonr wooden weddins5" WAS asked Of
another "Sbr wss the cautious reply.
don't mention n There are altogether
90 many broomsticks aud rolling-r ms 10
he house slresdy."
--"Waiter." said q gentleman in = din.
NC car. shave you any soosebery pie2'
No. sAh: bain't carryin' any dis yea, sab.
why is tbsty' well. you see, sah
ley's scace dis seasum. Las winter vas
o cole and stormy Dat il wus mighty tough
IN de geese.
Had escaped. : Guest--"Have you , :
Ire escape 10 this honse," Landlord
Two OF EN-. sir" Guest--'I thought
o. The fire all escaped from my room
vt night. and came near freezing" P.
This should have been printed last
inter.
before being lynched, Wednesday
light. says one OF Bells Dakota eIchan.
es, Colonel Hossdealer handed us 81
ID requested that the Hayrals be con
aued TO his family for another year.
he colonel is q gentleman and . public.
pirited citizen. Our best Wishes sccom-
ANY him"
Lovers arc prone 10 self depreciation
aid be tepdsrly. A. they sat looking u =,
DO stass; II do not understand what =
on csu zee 10 me that you love rue.
That's what everybody ssys.' gursled
'e ingenious maiden. Then the silence
ecams 90 deep that you could hear the
ars tsinklips.
A California woman who had $50. 900
, ~ margin 90 stocks vent TO her pas
z aud Asted: aDo you think I. would
, wrong ior me 10 pray for stocks 10 90
pr" 'Certainiy. | do" was his reply.
Well. vhss shall dor" sYou nigh,