The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-13
PITH AND POINT.

aid.
The butcher is hard up indeed when
he can't raise Il steak. Merchant TrdD-
eler.
Politicians and oysters are getting
themselves into Il stew. BrocktOn Gd-
zette.
What is an infant Something that
makes a pocket of its mouth. Troy
Times
You shall know the returned Boston
ian by the Browning on his cheek.
Boston Herald
1t would seem natural for car
penter to walk with numbering gait
Merchant TraUeter.
1t would seem as if our boiler inspec-
tor had not been sufficiently blown up.
-Cincinnatt Enquirer.
1t really looks as # that pennant had
ordered its baggage checked through to
Detroit Detroit Tribune.
Still it worries a man who calls him
self vlolinist to be known outside rs
a fiddler. ST. Joseph gazette
The man who runs faro bank never
finds any difficult in associatng with
his betters. Merchant IrdCeler.
Even doctor who speaks only one
language may yet understand II great
many tongues. Popular Science
Men may decla m against corsets. but
it's brave man who would take his
wife to party without one. 49, P"ch.
Wanted: A fool who will 20 through
the Niagara whirlpool and not live to
tell the tale. -LouiSUiiie Commercial.
A woman sometimes can keep her
temper when she is moving. A man
isn't expected TO. -SomerUi4e journal.
A cow-path is not as bright as the
moon or stars, but it is a milky way
lust the same. 49, CharieStOWB Enterprise.
Cleopatra Dissolved pearls in liquid
and Boston does the same with hen
baseball nine. --SpringfeM RepubE
can.
A poet dolefully exclaims "Ah !
Where are the girls of long agoP' llo
will find them in the ballet Troy
Times.
There are some banks that people
are always Choking" from. The fish
ing banks, for instance. - Boston Com.
mercial.
The memory of look from woman
is often enough of magnet to draw II
man across continent. -Mt}OaU6ee
journal.
The girl who is afraid of lightning is
pretty likely to make n thunderbot
when storm comes up,-Merchdm
1rducler
The policeman who never arrests
anybody but little boys might be called
variety of collarer infantum. 49, Wash.
ngtOn Critic.
When a young man deceives his best
girl and she finds it out it usually
leads up to a serious cry-sis. 49, Charles
torn Enterprise.
To keep woman out of sulEs. the
easiest way is to keep her in silks. On
ly slight difference, between U an l.
Boston Transcript.
The great secret yet to be revealed :
how to suspend the law of gravitaton
when the aeronaut falls out of his bal
loon.-Detroa Tribune
just look at that trade dollar! II
has limped round remarking, "ln God
we trust" and its faith is rewarded BY
redemption. San Francisco .Atta.
Chicago bands do not play "'rhc
Bonnie Blue Flag any more. They
know it will wave over Detroit bail
ground next year. i Detroit Free Press.
If the baseball interests of this
country want to make the sport trul,
democratic, they will bore more holes
in the high fences. baltimore .AD'eri
can.
The tax rate OF Manchester-by-thc
Sea is only $40 per LOCO this year.
Now is the time to get up excursions
for Boston's tax-dodgers. -Bosto'
Globe.
People are apt to feel proud of all
the good traits their children show,
and wonder where in the blazes the
got all their bad ones. --SonlerCiHe
Journal.
If it is fully proven that it was BIZ
con, and not Shakespeare, Chicago
will paint another streak around the
dome of her literary culture. --Bati-
more american.