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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25

Excellent Playing and = Good
*. Audience.

at o'clock yesterday the Elko base
baiiistS, under the dictaiion of umpire
II. l. Byrne, commenced the first game
OF the heas' II with two compkte mines,
GU the grounds recently cleared for the
purpose. 1t was the UNDERESTIMATE
that the victorious nine should walk fl
with five gallon keg of beer, while the
: vanquished adequate number w"re. 10
| "con,e to the front" for the purpose of
defraying the exp. nses of the health
giving beverage. In conformity with
tue fact that the victors were to take
the trophy 10 II secluded nook, and there
drink to the health Of their unfortunate
competitors, not even allowing them to
get Whit of their breath, the contest
ing sides were. necessarily, eacn desir-
GUS Of coming out victorious. The
competing sides were very appropriated
ly christened the "Hit EN- Hartls" and
the Never muff ems. After me
preliminary discourse the latter nine
were retained ut the bat aud the H T.
EN- Hnrds' were sent to the field. The
: g"ne comm, heed i'll good earnest, md
every device pertaining TO r..al true uu-
aduterated base buliism was resorted
t" by both sides to score IL victory. In
the first inning Jessup, catcher for the
Hit en- Hnrds," sustained disastrous
injuries 10y having tlle fore finger of his
right hand broken. bnt bore the pain
like hero, and, although badly hundi-
capped, the hard hitters scored numer-
GUS magnificent plays, and were it not
for the runs made by their antagonists
during the first inning, would have I'M.
; doIbtedly came out victorious. Nine
innings were played. and the Contest
wasn hot one. Quite crowd of ladies'
assembled, and found amph accomoda-
! tions on the cushioned SEA s erected by
the club. The Efforts of the PLAYERS
were seemingly appreciated, MS cheer
at r cheer arose from the audience as
IN evidence Of their appreciation. At
the close the score stood: Nrver-muff.
'ems-4, l, l, l, l, 2, 3. ], lib. Hit
EN- Hards-2, l, l, ,. D, /, o, LILO.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
EiDAlarnl
peace

About half pnst o'clock Saturday
evening an Harm Of FIRE WINS sounded,
the Fire Department turned out Instant
W with "Lhe machine" and were SON
,snccessfnh ia .quenching the fl lines,
which in some unaccountnbIe manner
had started in w. r. Smiths stable Just
buck of Lis store. On account of the
prompt ncSon of the fire company md
citizens generally, but littlc damage was
done and the eastern part Of town was
saved from destruction ... 40.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Sudden, Denth.

The mnny friends of Chris Reckhnrt
sympathize with him in the sudden and
unexr ected deluise on Saturday night
of his favorise feline "Woanpn<," who
for IL years hus been his constant and
almost exclusive care and pride. This
favOFite Cat was one of the most intelIi-
gent Of its race. and during the r, cent
absence of Chris while Oh his trip to
Enrepe. ID lost several ponds in waight
in grieving for it's only friend, which is
no doubt the primary Cause OF it's nnex-
pccted death. The remains were care
fully and tenderly Deposited Yesterday
in the presence of few chosen friends
OF the berca,od, and DER The Finely
grave will be erected II costly monument
( on which will be carved the appropriate
inscription RequieScat IN pacD, which be-
ing interpreted is Rest quiet cut in
peace.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
WRIl Paper.

A large stock Of the latest styles and
most attractive pntteruS of wall piper
just received, 10 which we desire to call
special attention. Take u look and you
will be, sure to find something to suit
You.
4 1G BRowN g. IIosKINs.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Music Lessons.

Having loCIted permanently in Elko,
l desire to call attention to the fact that
l um prepared 10, give music lessons ON
the Violin, Piano or Guitar. willulso
furnish mu1io for Balls and Parties in
neighbOring towns and vallies.
4,20. Ed. A. ScuERER.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
a Natural Product of California.

1t is only found in Bntte County, Gail
ifornih. and in no other part of the
world. Wa refer to aie tree that pro-
duces The healing and penetrating gum
used in Tint pleasant md effective cure
for consu upton, ASTHMA, bronchitis,
and coughs. SANTA Able. the King
of Consumption. +. T. Muller guarun
tees md sells it for $1,O) bottle, or
tbr for $3.50. BY the use of CALL
FoRNIA cA'NHsCURE, all symptoms
of cntnrrh are dispciled, and tue dis.
en"cd nasal pnssnge is speedily restored
toa healthy condition. 81 90 pack
ngc. BY mail, 81 10. Circulars free.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Barbcd Wire.
4 lG

We received Car load Of harbed wire
just prior to the Inauguration of the
Inter State Commerce law, and consc.
quently ut q low rate Of freight, which
will be soIdl cheap for CASM. No jaw
bone. Call on or address.
HAM LII q HoNEYMAN,
IT, Wells, Nevada.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
An Absolute Cnxe..

TIE ORIGINAL ABIETING OINTMENT Ia
only pat up III large, two-ounce rim boxes. and
IL Au absolut" cure for old sor ~, burns,
wounds, chaprcd hands, and nil skin crup-
tons. WIN positively cure all kinds of piles.
Ask for tho .0RtiINAI, ADIETINE ONT
MENT. Sold by II. f. Muller at ~ eepta ! Ct,
boz -Oy oRil 90 cents.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Save Money.

1t is generally conceded that noth-
ing cnn he saved by sendiug AWAY for
goods, NJ NJ. Reinhart will duplicate
Sacramento aud San Francisco prices.
An examination of goods and prices
will demonstrate the fnct.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Coal Oil.

II. Chase, OF the Live and Let Live"
Grocery Store, has on hand II large
stock of Coal OiAof the best brands man.
ufHrtured whirn will he sold in qnunti-
ties. to,suit mt bD;to.h p:ices.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Just Arrived.

Just received two Cur loads of Conl
Oil. md one car load OF Syrups in kegs
aud cans, which will be sold in Lpts to
suit pnrchn jers, at w. r. Smiths.
All.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Gem Hotel,

European PAN. First! class accom-
modations for families. Everything
new and in FIRST CLASH order.
BARTLETT K OsTREIcHEr,
81. Proprietors.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
GEN HorxL-Bartlett l.. Ostrsieier,
Rroprietors.

ID StreeteT, Walter Elmore, HalIecl
Mrs Durking. Bullion; K Defnnti, Eu-
rek"; Mrs a Filler, Racine, Wis; Miss
NJ N Filler, Mnnistee, Mich: T T Harris,
HuntinIton; Thos Cahill, JP Tnorpp,
Judson Dtkiu Il wife, Miss Maggie
Virgin, Mrs A Bell & child, Lamoille.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
DEPOT HorEL-Clark & Green Proprie
tors.

8 Spencer, Knox Crane, South Fork
Mrs NJ Hitchmnn, j II Weilnnd. Wei
hnd'ss e NJ Bower, Mrs A F Stones IL
children, Lamoille; F NJ Riddle, White
R"ck; Joe Plunkett, Robert Hubbs,
Iuscarora; John Compton, Commus;
Walter Elmore, HnlleSk; G A Runk,
Sprucemont; John AinAy, Blaine; w A
Shepherd, Coral Hill; Il arrei, Carlin;
A A'rambitle, s +; + II Adkins, Mrs f
4 Adkins, j II Van Horn, Salt Lake
City.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Novelties.

just received by express, 100 dozen
latest styles gents ties, also novelties
for ladies received daily by express ut
j. RoIENsr1CK'
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Farming ImpicmenTs

OF all kinds from the best manufac
tories, can be found in endless variety
at w. L. Smlh's. 3-21
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25

The celebrated Mnber 10 Grush hnnd
made Knives, every one warranted, ut
Aenley's
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
FIFTY CENTS PER WEEK.

All Glasses of, Legitimate Adj
vertisements not Exceeding Ten
Lines inserted I'm this CoIu.s,n
FOR Fifty Cents u Week.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25

Westmoreland Coz, Now Hampshire,
Maple. Syrup. guaranteed absolutely
pure, at w. r.. Smiths.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
c.. M. r ND d. r,
COUNTY SURVEYOR,
AND CIVIL ENGINEER.

Lands surveyed, Applications, Contracts.
Pigments on Land, and all ml,tcrs appcrtain.
ing to taking up or holding land Of the State or
Government attended to. Shall keep fully post.
ed as to all lands taken up AMI vacant Id the
eastern part Of Nevada. Address, Elko, Ncva-
d..
Elko April 10, 1857.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25

You can buy IL lbs Extra light Brown
Sugar qt y. 7. Smiths fox VI o. cpsh
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
Notice TO water ConsGmcrs,

. Aftar Mny Q, 1887, nlR residences
Which use water tolirtistte grass, gar
dens etc, will be chnrged One Dollar per
week. This raise is necessary TO tho
Financial success ofthe Company and
wilt DO enforced.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-25
ELKo WATER COMPANY.

Elko, April 25, 1-w.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
DIFFERENT IN TEMPERAMENT.
The Happy, sunshiny Disposition-Lin-
coins Apprehension.

II hes been my good fortune In a long,
unbroken life Of work to be thrown much
in contact with men OF affairs. Every
presidential candidate from the time OF
buchanan and Fremont, through the
stormy periods Of our nations struggle,
and in the happier days, when contests
were ended, have seen, / have known.
Political leaders Of the great parties
have met and talked with. The leading
divnes, the chief orators, our best law
yers. and men who grace and others who
disgrace the bench, have seen and met
in close communion, and my sober Judg-
ment is that not ten per cent. OF them
were graced with this happy, sunshiny
disposition. which goes so far toward
making their own lives sweet, while radi-
ating comfort, happiness and good cheer
i'm the circles of which they are so often
the center.
One of the greatest sufferers in that
way was Abraham Lincoln.
To be sure he had upon himself from
1860 until the day Of his death RESPONSE
bilities. anXieties enough TO break down
any man this side Of hero but imagine
for "A moment Abraham Lincoln with all
his grand qualities permeated by vein
of sunshine. Men will tell you that he
was a great story teller So he was. lie
told stories for the purpose of illustration,
not for the sake Of amusement, not to en-
terrain. not 10 raise laugh. He was
solemn, grave, weighted always with a
brooding apprehension long before he was
president Of the United States. After he
became the head Of the nation, and when
civil war plunged the country into what
many feared was a bottOmless abyss, ne
became more gloomy-not morose, but
apprehensive-and matters vast and ire
mendous in proportion assumed proper
tions vaster and more tremendous as hour
after hour he paced in sleepless night his
chamber Of horrors.
Grant had | think, the selfish, the in
different quality of good nature.
He was good natured if he was "let
alone No man with well spring OF
kindly feeling could go through what
Grant was forced TO endure Ten thou
sand killed, twenty thousand killed, fifty
thousand killed, in the Wilderness; 1t
makes no difference; the end was to be
gained, and, to his everlasting glory II
will be said, it was gained.
But put Lincoln in that place.
Put Lincoln, with his intense sympathy.
Put Lincoln there, with his desire TO save
| everybody, even to the extent of taking II
upon his own bent shoulders lie cOuldn
| have lasted in the Wilderness an hour
Joe Howard Letter.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
A Practical Englishman.

In a first class carriage in Germany an
Enplishman was observed to be constantly
putting his head out Of the window. The
train was going fast, and a sudden gust OF
wind blew his hat off. With frightful
oath he reached down his hatboX and
hurled it after the hat Then he sat down
and smiled ON his fellow passengers, but
of course did not speak. The Germans
roarcd with laughter, and one of them
exclaimed: "You don't expect your hat
box to bring your hat back TO you, do
you?"
81 do" said the Englishman. ''No
name on the hat, full name and hotel ad-
dress on the box They'll be found to-
gethcr, and | shall get both; d'you see
now
Then those Germans subsidized and said
they had always considered the English u
great and practical nation. Paris Morn
inc News
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
The Thermometer Was OF.

There is a suburb of Montgomery called
"Vesuvius, " and the population, as may
be supposed, is all cOlored. Three or four
Of us were driving Ovt around the far
grounds when we came upon two colored
men who were wrangliDg. One had an
omen razor in his hand, and the other
club. and they seemed ready to fight. We
drove around for half an hour and then
returned to the same gate. They were
still there and still wrangling. We took
another direction, drove two or three
miles. and again came back to that point
There was no change in the situation.
They still stood in the middle Of the road
facing each other and their high pitched
voices were still hurting anathemas at
each others heads.
"Sayr' called the colonel, as we drove
up. ''is there going to be fight heref"
eyes. sab, called both men in chorus.
"WhenY'
The query puzzled them for minute.
Then the older one shut up his razor, put
il i'm his pocket and replied:
"Kurnel, dars sunthin' wrong wild 'ie
weather lie bin calm him a liar an
he's bin calm me a thief Tor moas' two
hours. but we doan' seem 70 git mad
about it, Did you notice anythin' out o.
killer wild de thermbometer dis mawnin'Y'
Detroit Free Press.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
Ex-Governor A. H. stephens Cousin.

am first cousin OF the late ex-G Governor AL
exander II. Stephens and have been postal
clerk on different railroads since 1868. For ten
years have been sufferer from a cancer on
my face. which grew worse until the discharge
of matter became profuse andkery offensive.
became thoroughly Disguised with blood puri-
fiers and pronounced them humbugs, rs | had
tried many without relief.
Finally was induced to use b. Is. b., which
was about the first of February, and continued
its use until the latter part of April. The Of
fensiye discharge decreased at once, and the
hardness around the cancer disappeared. 1t
improved my general health. and | rapidly
gained flesh and strength. The discharge
gradually decreased and the cancer became
less and less in size until nothing remains ex-
cept a scar 10 tell the tale of a once dangerous
cancer. All who have seen me since have com
menced the use of b. b. b. bear testimony OF
nv great improvement. and the scar on my
face shows that IL cured the cancer. | find that
Ii. B. b. comes squarely up TO what IL is recon-
mended. and cannot say too much in praise
OF this wonderful medicine. have tried them
all. but II. B. B. stands at the top as blood
purifier.
The above is copied from the Athens Ca
"Banner-w Waterman" being the voluntary Ian
guage of Mr.. James A. Greer whlch euilor
CAN'T indOrses.
"Mr. Greer is an honest, upright citizen OF
Athens, who had bad cancer. and his nuIner
Gus friends thought that he could not live very
long as the cancer was gradually sapping the
| foundation Of his constitution. out no" LOOKS
well and hearty.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
American Against Russian Petroleum

United States crude petroleum oil is to
Russian crude as cream 10 skim milk.
United States crude yields about 20
per cent Of the finest illuminating oil
The world produces. Russian crude yields
only about ~ per cent Of an inferior IL
Illuminating oil. United States crude
yields about II per cent naphtha or spirit
Of such valuable character that it read
ily sells for 20 per cent per gallon more
than the OIL Russian naphtha Is I'M
marketable and it is mostly burned TO
yet rid Of it. United States lubricating
oils. another product Of crude, are now so
low i'm price that Russian lubricating oils
are practically debarred from competition
in many Of the European markets. United
States crude yields a considerable per-
centage Of scale, used for candle making
and this is n product of great value;
weight for weight it is worth four times
more than refined petroleum oil. The
Baku crude yields no scale. Thus the
United States, in the surprising richness
of its crude, has an enormous and unap-
proachable advantage over Russia.-Pall
Mall Gazette.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
Hong Fnt-And 70 dress it,
Lnke sharp,- Obtuse friend.

Although the professor is one Of the most
genial men / ever knew, he is completely de-
void Of any sense Of humor.
One evening at the professor rooms mu-
tual friend told a very funny story. 1t was
so evident that the professor did not see any
thing funny about it, that ! proposed we
should try and explain 1t to him. The mu-
tuai friend analyzed it; took it apart, bit by
bit. and explained where the point Of the
warn was. and to assist him drew diagram
on sheet of paper The professor listened
with that intense attention which he gave to
any subject that was brought before his no
tice. and then said, with sigh:
"Don't you perceive, gentlemen, that the
premises are wrong, and consequently the
whole structure falls to piecesi The story
cannot possiblybe true."-Detroit Free Press.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16

names that are likely 10 inspire terror. The
Terrible is similar i'm construction to lie Re
quin, otherwise the Shark. The shell is Of
iron and steel IL is 50 meters in length and
Is meters in breadth. 1t can carry 2, l6S tons
Her breastplate at the water limo Is 80 cent?
meters thick at the middle, 81 at the extreme
front, and SO at the stern. Her pieces, which
are placed on the gaillards, include two guns
Of A. centimeters, four Of 10 ceihmneters and
ten cannon revolyers. 1t is equipped with
1872 men.
ILLUSTRATION says that all the great ma
tons Of the earth are paying special attention
To the improvement Of their nayies, and II
advises France TO secure the prestige Of build
ing the finest Skips. 1t rejoices that 50 new
and magnificent vessel is 10 enter the squad
ron
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
what the Heather GurgIe Means.

A pretty woman entered Chinese wash
house on upper Broadway and inquired why
her clothes had not been sent home, as usual,
on the night before. She only remained three
minutes, but during that time seven other
Cinnamon who were slamming and ironing
fine linen conversed about her in their native
tongue as follows:
Wun Lung-What is iti
Sing Hi-Did it blow inl
All Slim-No, it was hoisted in.
Cum Gn-How would you like to mash III
All Toi-Look at the feet Of THREAT
Buddhal
Hong Fat-Let's drown it in the washtub.
Al Filipino, let's save it for soap fat
Cum Gm-What dye spose it costs TO feed
it,
Hong Fat-And TO dress itf
Sing Hi-Or to marry it,
Wun Lung-Oh, let it alone, 1t won't hurt
you; its a poor harmless, innocent, that
don't know any better. / say, Fong, let her
have her rags and charge 'em 10 me-she can
have everything I've got, except my lottery
tickets. Oakland Tribune
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16

"Using horses on the turf before they
are matured Injuries them" said a trot-
ting man to a reporter recently. son the
running turf colts and fillies are raced
when two years old. This is injuri-
Gus in itself, but that is not all, for
they must be trained when only year
old carving riders on their backs, while
the ordeal of training is severe and ardu-
Gus. On the trotting courses they do not
begin so early, yet we have phenomenal
trotters that are only three years old, ana
their number is increasing. Unless breed
ers put an end 10 this forcing process, the
time will come when horse will be aged
at z or 8 years old, and instead OF i'm
provement being the result the step will
be backward. New York Mail and Ex-
press.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
FINANCIAL.
Reported by q. w. Branch & Co., banksn
and brokers. No. I'LL Main street.
New York Stock Market.
RETIEK.

NEW YORK. June l5-The market opened
with better tone this morning, and foreign
prices also gave evidences OF strength. Inc
course of the Chicago market, however, was
closely watched, and when the early adj
vanced there was lost prices here which we're
sold down, but not to any extent, and there
seemed TO be good buying whenever any
blocks were offered. The short interest when
was Of considerable magnitude DeioIe nas
the last few days, and the strength OF the
market under such untoward circumstances
is, in our opinion, wonderful exhibition OF
it's inherent stability. There Is really noth-
ing to influence stocks adversely from any
quarter. Dividends are nearly due on many
of the Trunk line roads, and earnings still
continue to exhibit very favorable returns,
and any one buying good dividend paying
stocks cannot go very ainiss, and we nave hot
good securities. The market closed firm.
Money, 6 to Z.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
An Unreliable Vessel.

Mrs. DeBaggs-John is overrun with
business cares just now. BY the way, IS Mr..
DeKaggs in businessi
Mrs. DeKaggs Why, yes, deeply. He told
me that yesterday he bought 1850 bales OF
cotton. 900 barrels Of oil and | don't know
how many bushels Of wheat
"He must be doing a large business.
Where is his storef
ale has no store. He says he has the goods
on n 'margin'-some sort of vessel, | pre-
sumo"
Dear me, I'm so glad. Philadelphia
Call
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
Frederick Douglass In Rome.

With that admirable conscience 30 charac-
teristic OF the foreign press a Milan paper
says OF Frederick Douglass: There is at the
present time IN FEDERICO Douglass, the rebel
slave, the author, the celebrated orator, the
United States senator, the man perhaps the
most popular of his country on account Of his
daring, his tenacity, and of the trials he has
suffered 1t is evident tsat the Italian biog-
raphers Of the great Douglass are somewhat
unfamiliar with the newspaper files Of the
ux.itA-l Sist4s New York World.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
Tho Kindly Landlord.

Landlord-Good morning. Glad TO see you
trimming the lawn. | have notion to re-
duce your rent.
Tenant-That would be appreciated. But
was not trimming the lawn. | was gather
ing few plantain leaves They make fair
greens for poor man.
Landlord-Do you mean TO say you are
supplying your table from this yardi
Tenant-Just little.
Landlord Dear, dear. 1t grieves me to
raise the rent, but YOU know yourself that no
garden truck Is mentioned in the lease
Omaha Herald.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
Estimated receipts Of hogs, D,OOO.
New York Markets.

The wheat market was again panicky to-
day, and a big decline was established. Early
this morning il was runOred that proml-
nent clique broker, supposed to be IN trouble
Yesterday, would come ont whole and stand
the decline established yesterday. This
caused some strength. June opened one and
quarter cents higher at 70, and sold up to
Isl Crown began selling however, and a
rapid decline followed. About noon the
failure Of Kershaw q Co. was announced,
and their holdings were thrown on the mar
ket. This caused a repetition Of yesterday :
panic. June dropped to 50 and July TO 70.
When heavy Offering ceased, however, re-
action ensned, and close is steady at II for
June and 72i for July A number of small
houses failed to-day. The receipts continue
heavy.
Corn stronger early, but weakened in sym
pathy with wheat and broke sharply. Reac-
ton set in just before close, and the market
is steady at medium figures
Provisions steady early, but broke with
the other markets, though rallied considers
bly,, and close is strong.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-16
This Actually Happened.

First Colored Citizen-Come oyah yur,
Jim.
Second Colored Citizen Whaffur'
"Got suthin' good
"What is iti'
"Pollynaris watab.'
"Pooh, watahl"
"'S good though"
"Whas taste liker
Like yer foot's asleep. Atlanta Oonsti
tuition.