New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-23
TIE lin or IHE DAY.


Apropos Of Mr. Cleveland The Burlington Free
Press" asks: When political candidate Is stronger
than Ais parity" what's 10 prevent lbs elccins him
self
Tho Consrcgatonallst' tells Of a Massachusetts,
church which sem 10 a wcllknown theological sem
uarv for a student specifying their chief desire
that he should be q Christian. sister seminary
received about the same time communication from
rural church, running n follows I'VE don want i'll!
young man; We want an old man, or married man
The young men cause trouble to the fond mothers,
nirt with girls, aud give rs veal instead oil Deei
seulcd-Omaha man GIN booming Kansas town. sdla.
Well lng vested about al my money IN KANSAS
real estate. III have 10 scad Tor my FANNY anu
Heai lsate ManCood idea settlers what we
well. put me down for a sfx-room house"
every sorry, but syudica,e Oh Eastcin c" t, s
have lu-t rented the Only hotel building We have
Omaha World
Tho Boston Budget" tells of a little fellow who
went out in the yard the other day and began digging
with his miniature spade While 50 engaged he came
across yorm and while watching it,, to him, strange
motions. called out: "Auntie what Is that" THAT
dear" came the reply lis an angle worm "Doou
ness sec him angle" was the succeeding childish
comment
Ouite a chauge-IIarvaId. 65-Whcre Is Blly VOL
co now He wa IL your class Nv %aS ant ne r Colorado
now That's about complete a change 10 you
| could think OF for him. ion III
Harvard 's2-Why Billy was such a wild boy
you know. can't conceive sharper contrast imam
aisng -heo for four years in college ana theh gonS
out TO Colorado and raising sheep-somerlIe 1ourhai
| Fred H. Carruth. who used 10 make "The Estelllne
DaA) Bell" SO interesting to the exchange editors OIL
tho country has started The Dakota Bell OF sioux
Falls He does not he says, expect 50 much &c I'LL
long felt want as to Ill his pockets with wealth.
His paper Ia good that no Will Doubtless succeed
| in this laudahle Undertaking.
| .nr,o = "A
teacher was examining her little pupils in mental
.rhmetic and took the following method OF ascer-
tanning what she desed to know: Snow, Children
she said. suppose have two squash pies and divide
ono of them into ten pieces and the other into lVo
pieces which would you rather have piece of the
pic tb q was divided into ten pieces or OF that cut
into 100 pieces ?" There was an absolute hush for
moment and then a little girl answered timidly
zone Of the 100 peces!" "Whyl" "Weu, please
ma am, l don't like squash pie"
reporter Of this paper witnessed an9 f burst Of Of
speed yesterday while rSnrnnE from faS aSc uds 2,
Jaybrd sandy Harrigan the driver OF the hearse,
S mi to a fSrOw iS S pulled
the ditch with his fine bay horse IhreG spot anu
! creek (rex) Prariehrc
A St. Paul physician thinks that peoples could be
raised In Florida at profit of $1,000 per aclo
Worse than the InQuistion. Omaha Mani under
| stand Mr. Most, that YOU have determined on a
'N'~NDNN' -N~
prison ~, -, - , -, o,..
| shuddcr nit terror ven too dem peoples on dc
| cruelty und nhumany of Americans
II was not aware that you had been abused par
ticularly." . ,
Not by de peoples but by de- Governments
| viii sneak OF do outrages oil 40 prisons" 49,, 80,
"Ahi see. What will your lecture be entitledl'
| Ten Months Mdout Peer."-tOmaha Weird.
Krupp Is now making what will be the largest gun
in tho world. 1t will be 10 metres in length and
will weigh lab tons.
| AN "AULD ACQUAINTANCE.
Should auld acquaint ancc be forgot,
And never brought to mlndi
All, ncVcr to this day I've got
That little note you signed.
And often often, l have thought
Much cheaper 7 would nave been,
II, when you wrote that litto note,
You'd stenciled 1t III tin.
We twa hao skukit in the fields
For watermeOns fine,
But at the fashions farmers voice
We He'd and mado no sign.
So now tao fertile dicls ava,
Syno hurdles warstna palhn
Blythe d0urlaeh guleman usquebaugh,
uech, mon, ilk nainsel aks.
-tIurdete in Brooklyn Eagle.