New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-02-23
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

al think" saws careful observer there 10 no better
opportunity for make msnsy than to into the
bottoms Of southern Iowa aud start hog rsnch with
small capital 10 could sufficient number TO atari
WITH and. no could support himself for two years
think at the end Of ton he would be oomr arsttvey
wealthy The proper location Of his ranch would 10 the
main thins 1t should be ut the edge OF some timber.
where there would be PLENTY Of rotten wood and stream
OF water He would also require plenty OF room Tor be
hogs to root In around Oholea the great hog
destroyer seems to be more scarce 10 Iowa than any
whore eise consequently would be almost cst
tain Plenty Of charcoal IL to the sueesss
ful raising Of bogs It keeps tnsm healthy, and the
avidity with which they devour It seems TO Indicate thai
it IL indispensable to their welfare"
The genial Sam Jones opened his first sermon In Now
don't you preach Christi You only preach law To all
such say: DO you suppose IN bring my God down
that Of Chicago people. All that he called them WIS
| "skunks"-lChicago Herald
There is paper published in Covington KY. called
The AposioIie dude When 1t Is stated that II Is Demo
cratic politics. the delicate sarcasm Implied In inc
name will be at once seem
removed the veil from the secrecy that
surrounds missves OF st. Valentine and at the same
cbe e Tie Young gentleman who is credited with
regard that sister and whose regard not unro
little boy very naturally inquired; Johnny dd you gee
valentiner "No, didn't and you wouldn't either Il
hadn't stoled the money out my bank to buy ono
for youI"-tBoston Budget
Some one asks what branch Of literature Is most often
discussed In college papers. We should unhesitatingV
answer baseball, although aware that football
runs that topic very close
weknown clergyman's little daughter has just been
nut 10 bed and upon tho stiffness tiny voice III
words And dear Lord. this afternoon saw Out upon
the cold poor little girl and she had no shoes
or stockings on-snd-and another silence as thong9
staggered BY the mmcnsity OF the problem It's none Oh
I'm Ia f'-fI5OstOu Transcript
Says st. Louis man: -rll toll you what would like
to do I would like to invite George Gould out bore to
live; ask him to como out and bring his wife, buys
house and live here aud promise to mako him Mayor OK
the city II he should como here aud be elected Mayor
IT. Louis would be far ahead Of Chicago inside Of
three years that Chicago would be bowling him down,
net st. Louis"
Mr.. Hsury Waterson says that the course o' the Ad'
minisraton raises smile where it does not provoke
damn Now let the all Colonel tell US which way
works on him.
woman has jus. been guillotned in France. She was
tho nrst oman executed in that country since 1872
They werestting in the orchestra chatting between
the acts She They say there awful things said
about i.s ClucatcGer Mr. strutwc. they say. beats
than hall his time of the stage In the company Of Miss
tho premiere danse%ss ne rnns un m;
In which Mr. Actwe performed that trying sccne In the
things, you know.-l Boston Transcript
The Rev. Calbraith D. Perry of Baltimore. who has
been admonsed by Bishop Paret for his extreme ritual
ISM Is OF tow oergynen Of the Episcopal Church
who devoted their lives evangclizns the coored
race.
With in Baltimore, the mercury 40 below zero in
Montana sunny skies In Florida. killed by light
ming In Indiana and loud thunder IN Pennsylvania all In
ono day. some idea be obtained Of the decided pro-
miscuousness Of American Observation-Disclosures Amer
lean
What will the Thirteen Club have say about it
that thirteen Chicago 5oodlets have been caught In
the net law right top Of the revelations hero
about the thirteen "combne'f
Must Have Been a man.-Wife-John, who was 1t said
Keep your powder dry -
Husband-l dou't know exactly.
Wife II must have beena man.
Husband--Whyi
Wife-Well, no woman would think Of putting
water in her pOwder-bOx.