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his neck. IL tie H9n0rs6ls-we msza the
prisoner a. the BAR viii bear this in mind,
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! complainant. against bsr wishes. aud Let Ia
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the Court and the Eest Of human"
Assistant Counsel call the Judge to
order. Ihls - nee country and
treason has undoubtedly been commit
tel by somsbOaY Whether By tbs Court,
tie jury or the Baptist ministers Of the city,
remains fos the respondent 20 delsFmine-
Une thing Is pain. he was maTriSu against
bis viii. aud vas not amply supp0rted-
neither himself, his children nor other
relatives. We now propose thst your
HonOr snail sentences TIE Plnksrton de-
tsctive force 20 be hung decide our clients
divorce case and fine Brigham NoLng Tor
committing al lteTy before We allow You
I 10 proceed any further Respondent.
/ i want right here 70 ints-p0ss the objec-
| ton that both the City Prosecuting Aitor-
ney aud the policeman are pups and that
am about 20 lex them. also that Uhl Is
| mOtiOnins ~ Lay wife 10 make her COM
| nit perjury, II the Court will not further
| interrupt the proceedings, | oeslre nov 10
say that am afraid somebody will hurt my
reputation" tCriss OF hear. hear Il am
| afraid | will be ruined" Shouts OF Great
| Ceasar!") Besides want 20 get some cuffs
| and Collars from someb0cy-even II have
| 10 choke the American steam Laundry 10
| do IT. Your Honor. instead of being .
woman fighter, | am great MARTYR just
| Ike Michael Seretus, Sir Walter Raleigh
| fined SIX cents nnd costs for aSSaultiDg
| woman on the streets. bat 10 kick up a
great sensation and bully and scandalize
people generally. See how / drag in big
names with mine, until outsiders may sup
pose that you and they are being tried!
| This is az honor 20 Kent county that have
| ALWAYS protected"
Assistant Counsel, Gust so. may it please
| the Court. and so have l. The insinuation
a.. Ds,t~r tat~ ell
were ever drunk is simply outrageous The
world scorn the imputation. and hurl
| it back into the mouth of
| the NisSippi river. If l were in Pickwick's
| place ! would fine the jury 10 cents apiece
and make shem al 20 down and tired. /
second the motion-hurrah for Schynerl''
| EiizPatrick-"This all seems as plain as
| any nose which the respondent has offered
| 10 pull. Undoubtedly EngIand is involved
| in a great conspiracy against him-perhaps
| the Cannibal Islands and Mother Flanni-
CANS poodle dog. | am ashamed--that is
| / ought 10 be ashamed to stand here-or
| rather, sit here, rs ii were, and blush to
| listen. The court will do well TO allow all
| evidence tending to show that George
| Washington took an active part in the
| Revolutionary War. This Is a conundrum
which might as well be solved now and
here. where everything else is being done.
Ii Pickwick struck woman, Pinkerton,
DR.. Aiken or Elder Payne may,
peradventure, have hired him to
| DO il. He might have been
| emotionally out of his head hunting for 3
| pair of cuffs ard a collar. The women
| have always been running on him-poor
| fellow, sheds some tears, and | now move
| that the Police Court resolve itself into a
committee OF the whole"
| Twenty other Council-"Not yet Wait a
| minute-we can prove an ahbil PickWick
| has not been 10 town for seven years. He
| and EnOs Putnam were IN Europe when
| this assault was committed. This is not
| the respondent in court noW-that is, it is
not what ne might have been. The people
| generously offered the chance TO him. We
ask that Piekvick be put on the stand To
| swear that he never stopped Off at Grand
| be is bloody foreigner, and red-ribbon
| temperance lecturer.
Cry Attorney: will the respondent
| allow me to ask him. If he took hold of his
| wife's wrists and he'd her on the street,"
Pickwick II propose TO confne this
seGnce 20 matters OF cOuTtship and wedlock
! generally. VINO cares about rows il the
street, They are beneath ny consideration.
| The city and Its representatives may 90
| Grand Closing Argument: "Plckvick
| has got right to hold his wife and wrestle
| with her on the street If she won't stand
and be talked Al. Under ths old common
law a husband had a right to fog his wife,
| if not cut her head OF II was perfectly
| proper TO prove the changes of the moon
| and ebb and flow Of the tides in this case.
IS the Judge had left the room be deserves
a compliment! The respondent does not
! wish him to be fined or imprisoned. The
/ respondent Is also a devout cnuTch men,
bsr. lie boldly admits IL. After the jury
returns their verdict he will make the
crowd one OF his telling addresses on tenn
| peraEce, religion aud the puriiies OF we'd
| lock. The Judge can stay IN the room free,
or adjourn court until aiier the not is over
| Pick Nick and Barkis IS villa" Closing al
the Roaring Force. Verdict: Nor GUILTYl