The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11


Somehow or other it has terdsncy to
mike a farmer feel tired when he fras JUST
6tted his barn with brand new lightning rods
and tramp comes along, lights his pipe and
go-s 10 sleep IN the hay NOW. Somervllle
journal
I'm Singapore. n lover can catch hrs
adored IN canoe race be can marry her
Hence the expression canoebial bliss-Nor-
witch Bulletin.
While the lamp holds out TO burn there Is
not much danger Of the average servant NIL
ing it, Harper Balar.
If the men who make tobacco signs had
any originality they would dress their Indian
effigies in plug hats and government blankets,
and thus make them appear something Ike
the modern brave -Atchison Globe.
That interesting story, The Delinquent
Tax List " is now running IN most Of the ter
ritorial exchanges IL is a story with bad
ending - Bismarck Tribune.
The editor Of The London Punch Is serious
ly ill., As weare not a reader of his paper
we hope be may soon be able 10 resume his
editorial duties.-Norrist0w Herald
In these DAYS the preserving housekeeper
has a good deal to put up with.-Loweil
Courier
If the moon is made Of green cheese, then
the man IN the moon must be a skipper.-De-
troit Free Presa.
Papa. - said Mael who is learning to play
whist, "wbat does the phrase 'honors are easy
mean IL means. said pa. who is q crank
statesman, that any fellow can get lnto COLI
gress If lie goes far ensugh west '-Cincin-
nat Enquirer
The Rochester Democrat says "A tin horn ~
better than a pistol 10 frighten away burg.
lars Aud besides the tim horn is AWAY.
loaded and consequently safe-Hartford
Post
Now Oh closed are the palaces
Of summer place boniface-.
And vhers viii the jolly proprietOH go'
Oh. they % fit down to Florida,
Where the weather is torrider,
And rake iu another rich harvest, you know.
Hotel Mail
The day Of The great god Juggernaut in
India D, nearly over Coolies are now hired
TO drag the car That pilgrims once struggled
90 attach Themselves 90. The next thing
will be- to get a traction steam engine 10 pull
it-Syracuse Herald
When Mrs Homespun saw her nephew
Charley gun and appurtenances, indicative
Of a bird shooting expedition next morning,
she ,oaked the cartridges in a basin Of water,
with the remark I've always heard that
fixed ammunition The -ure>t w Washington
Post
a SON of Jesse james has gone 10 work ia a
real estate fiice Well, he can't help it; the
boys Of that family ARE born robber, New
York Star
The boy whose mother whaled him with u
five foot apple tree sprout said be hal enough
OF Long Branch for this season. w aterloo
Observer.
Farmer Wife - Whore did you come
FROM Wayfarer-Camp What are youf
Scamp. f W-Seamper Deoamps in-
stanter New York Star
An Omaha real estate man was attacked by
three footpais the other night lie killed one
and forced the other two 90 buy thirty
days option ON town iot-.-Peoria Tran
script
young woman recently called at the Bur
hngton po-tofiice with the inquiry: Grandma
told me 90 ask You if Louisa got the money
all right Burlington Ntl Free Press.
If Donneliy's theory prevails, Stratiord-on
the-Avon will soon bee Suatford- on-the-
avaunt Texas Siftines
Don't take too much stock ia the man who
tells YOU that he doesn't owe dollar 1t
may be- that be would owe good many pro-
yidcd anybody would trust him. philadel
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