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Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

The future metropolis Of Missi.Sip-
pi, Duck Iiili, if the lightning report
ers' accouI;. can be relied on, viii, IN
n few wears, overshaaow Birmingham
and the other Alabama cities, whose
extraordinary rise, has made so many
fortunes. We arc vet i~nc-"du,ous
about tic future greatness VI most OF
these centcrs Of speculation, and be-
,ievc the time viii come when fortunes
arc to be unmade as rapidly as they
we're achieved II our citizens 90 era
II over DuGk Hi by n"glcctlng their
rcnilac lrocgtion3 10 make Invest
mcut. ia snch probabilities a. are fur
ni,hed b. thclGsh statement, of"5cien-
tifc men We fear lhrr Will lind they
have drawn on the future ONLY TO meet
losse. which win cripple jhem beyond
the reach Of recovery. If cities are TO
be built wherever there i. a suspicion
Of mineral wealth, why is it hat in
Missouri where Iron Mountain fur.
nishcr an inexhaustihIc supply Of the
best Quality OF ore, there has never
been a "boom,' and 10 town Of ANY
consequence grown up, though the IA
%si,j.ies are already at hand, for trans.
portatjou and water supply, superior
to an! N the mineral region, now
mgrkcd out for immense ccn'crs OF
population and wealth. The truth i,
We are ".loppinr over or booms, and
fcar@ reaction viii set ii, back, while
il may teach US II lesson for W TO prof
il 10y iu the fnturc.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

Il is The 2uty OF every person VINO
has used Bosch.t'S Germ1l Syrup 10
let it, wonderful qualities be known to
their friends in curing Cousumplion,
severe Coughs. Group. Asthma, Pnru-
mouis. aud in fact all throat and lung
diseases. No person oan use II WIN
out immediate relief. Three dose
will relieyc any case, and we consider
II the du,S Of all Druggists TO recon-
mend it TO the poor, dying con'uWp'
tive. at least TO try Il bottle, as 81
900 dozen bottles were sold last year.
and on one case where Il JAILED wasrr'
ported. Such a medicine as the Ger
man Syrup cannot De too widely
known. Ask vour druggist about It,.
sample bottles to try, sold at 10 cent,
Regular size, Is cents. Sold by an
Druggists anG Dealers in the IMled
States and Canada.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
Another Art Craze.

The latest art work among the ladies'
is known rs the French Crazc,' for
decorating china, glassware. etc, 1t Is
something entirely new, and is both
profitable and fascinating. 1t is very
popular in New York, Boston aud 9TH
err Eastern cities. To ladies desiring
to learn the Art, We will send III Gle
CANT china PLAGUE tsize Is inches
handsomely decorated, for a model.
together with box Of material, 100 col
orcd designs assorted in flowers, AMI
mails, soldiers, landscapes, etc, com
pleie, with full instructions, upon re-
rcipl of only Sl.00. The PLAGUE alont
is worth more than the amount charg'
ed. 10 every lady ordering this out
lit who cncloses the address OF five 9th.
er ladies interested in Art mattprs. i'
whom we can mail our new catalogue
of Art Goods, we will enclose 'y'rt
and without charge, n beautiful o'
inch, go!d.tintrd PLAGUE. Address.
THE EMPIRE NEWS CO..
Syrmu>c, n. Y.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

According 10 al accounts, 'hc New
l.igh.Arm Davis IL looked upon By
the best judges as being the mott sala-
tic scwing machine IN the market. il
looks sn nice, rum 90 easy. aud, in ev.
err way. IL SO well appointed, that no
nne a help bnt Ike II. All these
ihings make Il easy 10 cell. When CHS.
TONERS keSc once seen the rev ma.
dine. end ~errrrc's'ed ne merits, they
ire sure "a. buy.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
For Sale by
Jacob Holbsrg.
BLACKSMITH and WOOD WORK
At THE DEPOT.

Having enlarged my shops, am prepared
pairing wagons, hacks and vehicles OF every
description.
HORSE SHOOTING 4 SPECIALITY.
will give special attention to this
branch, and will guarantee satisfaction.
fubis-iy L. a. HANCOCK.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
Grass Growers Convention in Abcr'
deem,


Whereas, The climate, soil aud 9th
cr natural advantages OF Mississippi
are most admirably adapted to the
growing Of grains, hays Ind other
products OF that nature, which not on
ly give bountifal harycsts with cult
walton, but also produce lnc crops OF
the most nutritious and valuable
grasscs without cultivation. thus
shown. that Mi,s, is BY nature the
home Of the 2rass.growers, and
Whereas, i, is necessary for the pco-
pie Of the State TO awake TO n realize.
ton Of this grcrt resource and to take
steps to d~cyclope it, and
Whereas, this Can only be done b.
systematic aud organized action, by
which u fuller knowledge OF the sub
feet in all Of lis branches can be Oh
tanned, by which its value and rcla-
ton to other pursuits and other sec.
ti0ns can be asccrtained, by which the
world ran be informed OF Mis>i sippi's
great wealth in this product, by which
transportation facilities, equality aud
fairness Of treatment By ,aiIroad and
s,caEboat Co.'S. and proper markets
eau be obtained,
Therefore be it resolved, That we.
as representatives OF this county and
section, invite and urgently request
that the citizens Of the State who art
interested in this matter, which in
cludcs, also, those interested in Dairy
Ing, Slock-raising, fruit.growing and
general farming, to meet in this cit.
on the 3ra on May, 1897, for the pur
pose Of organizing "rhc Grass.Grow
crs' Association OF Mississippi Pa
pers win be read and talks on variorl
matters connected Herewith will b,
given. We believe thai this vii
bring about tho results desired, nnl
we are satisfied that the people OF thu
State will respond heartily 20 the call
: Correspondence is solicited and infor
!. nation OH matters bearing upon tn
subject requested. Please address TIN
. Sec'y. Very Respectfully,
X, h. iiAUaHION,
Secretary.
4 COMMITTEE OF ARRANGEMENTS.
!, B. &. Sims, from Board OF Trade
Mycr Ga.tman, y" Creamery Go.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

We need a few booms in Mlssis,ip.
pi to keep our citiz'us from running
off 10 other States to asst them IL
building up cities OF paper, It is bet
ter for Us to lose or win at home than
abroad, and VIC have booming mate.
rial enough within our border TO car
rs OF! this sor, Of business for years.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
wieting Block, Syraeus
NONRESIDENT NOTICE.
The State Of Mississippi,

The State Of Mississippi,
NoSubee County
Z. $. Jadray l. Co., ct al,
No. 1872 vs.. n Chan icry,
l.. n. ~ilolberg. ct IL.
70 Is. Kahn a. Co.. Allen, Bush & West
Lcinkaur ~ strauss, brisk h jacobson VI
Forchpimcr 4 Co.:
We command You to he and appc'r 20
fore the Judges Of our supreme tourl =,
term therroi.sto lie holden at the CapitO
IN the city of JACKSON, in said State on t.
lh Monday il April, A. D. 'es7,
then aud .htre to join IN the apren, otthr,,
ro.lpts., J. Holb,rg AMI Il. II Wask-r l.
| said cause. II they shall see proper so " 10
Witness my signature and the seal o
| said Court affixed, ttis Srd dry Of March
A. d.. 1887. ROBERT 9, PATTY,
mch5-4t. Clerk.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
NOMMlssI0NER,s SALE.
The state of Mississippi,
Noxubce County.

Inc state ~ MISSISSIPPI,
Noxubce County.
Jas. II. Cook, Adm. &c.
No. l.20 W, In Chancery.
Sallic Harvey ct al.
IN pursuance of a final decree rendered
In the above stated cause at the special No
ycmber Term. a. y. 1885. OF the Court Il.
forcsaid. dated November q, A. d., 1856,
the undersigned Commissioner In said cause
appointed, will, on
Monday, the 4th day Of April, A. D., 1887,
In front OF the door OF the Court House In
the town of Macon. IN said county. within
legal hours. proceed to sell ut public outer.
TO tho highest and best bidder the follow
lnr described real estate lying aud being,
situate in said county and state, to-wit:
Lots q, l.. f.. q, II aud u, see. 2, lots J. 2,
and Z 10 SOC. 8, al. in township 10, rauge Il
patt,
Terms Of sala spot cash,
The title 10 the above described property
II believed 10 be perfect, but. ] shall onj
convey sip,h title as vests In me by virtn,
OF sall final deere.
RorLeT e. FATTY.
March ., 1885,. Commissioner.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
At Cost.

o'eunro my stock o. m,sr,lls,,.
200. o"Uks; ! VIII sill them for ro,l, lrr ,,,.h
only, for the mex, 80 DAYS. '"'''
W T. FERRIS.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

The Drummer's tax has been dccIar-
el unconstitutional By the United
States Supreme Court III a case car
riod up from Tennessee. We have
NO, seen the decision, but suppose il
will apply to Mississippi, aud if 50, the
state vii. have to di5g0rgo a uico lit
tic sum, enough 70 reduce lis rcycnuc
considerably,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

Waterbury Watches have supcrcc;t-
cd Chronos altogether in the git
business, aud they bear about as much
resemblance 10 q real watch ~ a poor
chrono does 10 = fnc oil painting.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

AZ Wash ng'ou city a few night,
sg0 when the Irottcr appoiutmon,
WAS %auuOunrcd from The White ~liul.c,
\ number Of citizens Of tic District Of
Columbia engaged Il band and serc.
mated the President with the tune
There's a New Coon in Town" The
Chicago .Ierg. n mugwuup or a non.
Gcscripi newspaper. charartcrilcs the
act q, m Insult offered by Democrat.
"a the President. In view OF the tact
th1l the Republicans an,! a Rcpubli.
can Senate have been throwing bricks
At every negro Mr.. Cleveland iAs AZ.
pointed, II l. rather lac for the NcUs
to irr 10 throw The responsibility on
thr Democrats. "Thcrc's q new cnnn
in town." however, and Que that the
Scnttc confirmed. despite the fact that
IL committee recommended his re-
i%eciiOn, Tho Republican Senate con.
ftrnei the appointment. not thu, i,
wished ia do 50. bnt because il feared
That continued opposition 10 the Pres.
ilcntS rOlorcd appotnfocs would aiicn.
Ute The negro vote. Even that worm.
rnicn fraud Iloar. OF Massachusetts
had 10 swallow "thc poor rigecrs" and
make ~ speech in behalf OF 1totier
Mr.. Cleveland has met with muci, op.
position. but he ngyer lost his nerve.
aud at last compelled the august sen
ate to take wtrl Il lidnat want. III,
rcauli is there is great rejoicing il
iarkcyaon. Matthews is playin.
Rack back DaYy" on \ harp, an,
rroi'rr Is engaged in executing ,h'
pca.vinc step. N. O. Siatcs.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
Fair Notice.

All persona indebted to the late firm
OF Miaor " Hill, must come TO me and
settle thcir indebtedness with said
firm. The books must be closed up.
TucMAs J. O'NEiLL.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

There arc several farmers in TIL.
county who have a rescedi"g pea that
should be planted and cultivated more
extensively, These, il once well st IN
The cornfeld., Will rcsced and make a
good crop OF peas and yiucs wear after
year indefinitely, 81 long a the land
is cultivated IN corn and oats. li'hesc
were planted on all the cora and oats
and OF this county, the value, as a fer
tiliAc- aud rs q hay crop. could scarce
ly be estimated. They ONE Mp sc
thick al! oyer the ground but littlc cX-
ira caution has TO be used, the las,
blowing, to save : stand in the corn.
field,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

SliRINER'S INDIAN EERMI.
!ngc icstro!od aud expelled worms
'bjrty wears ago. We guaranteed il
TO DO the same TO DAY, TO the saii,tac.
lion OF every one who uses 1t.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
-

Tho Board OF CcnsOrs for TIC Oh
lLird CONGRESSIONAL Diet. VIII meet
IN Alderman 90 the first Monday IN
April next, 30 examine applicants for
license to practice medicine.
Il r. kIrrRrir.
IA H.,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
Catarrh Cured.

rrof. Quits has thoroughly d,monft at
cd by his great discovery Of ''lOZONE.'
that this dreadful disease can be quickly
and permanently cured Ii mskcs no diff
terence if the case has become chronic. Or
medicines have failed. the "lOIONE
TREATMENT" will cure it EVERY TINE.
1t is neither drugs nor snuff. and should not
hc rlaSscd with patent nostrums. To in
tro.uce this new treatment ON ITS MERITS,
we will deliver, en- PRflAiD. ON
regular s. Treatment FREE to any catarrh
sufferer in the United States, who sends US
a. once both express and p0stotficc address.
and 30 cent. to coyer charges, boxing ahu
delivery. IN ordering ask for Treatment
&C" Address Curtis Ioyone Co.,
W'ieting Block, Syracuse, n Y.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

Or. Phari, in his address delivered
before .hc Interstate Dairynen an"
Fruit Growers Convention, held a
jackson in February SAYS:
For growing cattle, sheep, swine
h.rseS and mules, for rapid growth
s~ounincs> sui good condition thu
yea round. we eau DO exceIlentlv wei
restricted to BcrmGda grass and ia
pan clover alone, indeed | would not
exchange them for any other twenty
forage plants, For live stock no 9th.
yr one plant has the principles OF M.
triton - accurately lroprrtionrd and
adiu.tel-nonc Is - arara complete
and perfcc. food AZ Japan clover
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
Mexican
Mustang
Liniment
THIS coon OLD srAND.ny

'Vso AOVU OIO STANDBY
sccoinplishes for everybody exactly what ia c,s,mcs
iorh. oneof the reasons for the ,reat popularity a,
'ne Mustang Liniment Is found in its up,yer.nI
applicability. Everybody neeis such n med,cir,
INC LuE1berman needs II In case of ncc,de,,
The Housewife needs 1t for generaifamil ms.
The Cannicr needs IL for his teams and L,s m,n
The Mechanic needs 1t always on biz vo,l
bench. -" WI
The Miner needs II In case Of cmerpencv
The Pioneer ncedsi can't et along vitho,, 4,
Lue FARMER needs II In his house, his stabl.
and his stock yard. ''"''''
me nan or the Bontmau p.c,,
hin liberal supply anoat and ashoro.
Tho Horsc.fnncier needs it,. 1, nj, ,..,
friend and safest reliance, 40 '"'
Tho Stsck-grower needs lit will ..,. 49,
thousands Of dollars and a world of trouh,o ""
The Railroad man ncedsi 1t and will psos %.
long as his life Is . round Of accidents and dsrn, *
Tne backweodsman needs II. Thero 4, 49,,
ing ike 1t a. an antdote for the danes,. 20 No."
hmo and comfort which surround the p,onc,, AA''
Tho Merchant needs II about his ,to,..u.-
~. cnpoyecA Aociddnts will happen. ma ~
these come the Mustang ILnlmsnt II v.n,.d ~nen
Keep Bottle intbc House. Til tSs Ss ua' :.
Keep n Bottle In the Factory. t,.,r,u.....
use In case OF accident saves pain and ,o.. alaf
,Neev . Bottle A,wlys, Ia lhe s.ss," aseI
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

The prevailing craze for Jersey cat.
Tie should not lead lis into neglect o:
our common, so.callcd scrub stock,
The good results nom mich cows are
quite =. much. ifnot 0 a~ttainabIe
by csrc and attention to their food,
cleanliness and comfort. In fact, a
common row can be made 10 give as
much milk as 4 jersey though il may
not be as rich in quality and batter
Welding but for home use, thi. stock
cau be made even preferable to the
higher grades. a well Ted COW vii!
always pay for the trouble bestowed
upou it, audi j. almost wicked to tu.n
one ont TO care for Itself.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
CUhPLETE GIN And MILL OUTFITS

SPECIALITY
rruof,oat,ns Oils. Mill and Engineers Supplies.
Nv Sr.vSn, IRAN, Saw Mill, and Labor Saving
rscnlnery' Skating, pullsys, Betting, Saws.
~ .''y.wneels, Governors, Pumps, Inspirators,
Nv, large stock to select from. Prices low.
s0'a' guaranteed. Write for circulars.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12
The Agricultural Dairy snd Stock
Interests Of EoXpbee.
.tli n uH.
The Successful Farmer

The first need for success il = fertile
soil. next is mu>clr. 4 good conStitu-
lion and brains-ycs, they are ncccs>a-
"a IN any ca ling. especially IN farming
-ha>iues, knowledge and an a
Ggainlaucc with mechanics. lie
should have an scquaiatauce with poi.
lite, 50 tic can lay In a good supply OF
the soft soap o abundnntly supplied
Lv candidates tar political pretcrmcnt
int before election. Temperance Is
also necessary, aud even iotai sbsti-
hence from Watcr-lu the milk an.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-03-12

Speaking Of Len'. some how OF 9TH
or rcmiul, W OF orr umbrella.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-12

10 morrow, by the Memphis and
Charleston, with q party Of 400 Of
these many.wived victims. Elder
Hughes will stop few days In Mem.
phis.
THE Kansas City. Memphis and Biz.
miDgbam road will have trains run
ming through to Birmingham and Alb
erdeen by October 9th.
JOHN CBAprRL, one OF the Oldest FIRE.
men OF the Memphis and Charleston,
has been engaged to lock after the
motive power OF the ArfRAL.
FRANZ FIcKLIN, the freight hustler
Of the East Tennessee, Virginia and
Georgia railroad, Ia kept OF the move,
and his line Is getting a good slice OF
the fall business.
FREIGHT business over the different
lines into the city Is very heavy. This
may account for detentionB. The
APPEAL has goods ont that left New
York more than two weeks ago.
Col. s. II. LAMB left yesterday for
Denver, COL, on a pleasure trip. Col.
Laihp INN bbth iM tuhiuuhi uciNlCb
with the Mississippi and Tennessee
railroad since boyhood. and this is bis
fret recreation.
The 400 Mormous to arrive from
Europe, by way OF the Memphis and
Charleston railroad, tomorrow, are in
charge OF Elder Morgan, and will 90
hence TO Salt Lake City via the Kan.
sas City railroad.
JACK FLANAGAN, TIE old loader OF
the Memphis and Charleston agency,
has resigned, and will 70 out among
the Mormons for a rest. He may stop
at Little river and pitch his tent until
the fishing season !s over.
The Mississippi aud Tennessee rail.
road has greatly increased its local IA.
cilities for handling ireights. Their
receiving warehouse has been extend.
ed TO 3l8 feet, entrance for drays i'm.
proved ard track room In yard In.
creased. Thew are doing a good bust.
ness from the Eat, via New Orleans.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-12
Saturday, as,h day OF September,

within legal hours, tho following ds,e-ib.s
property, situated 10 Shelby coun,y
Tenn 10 witt a certain tract u lasd aSoyi
four miles from the city Of Memphis oom.
moncinE on The east lire OF 0tsy aveun.
lsomo times called Holly Ford road "a chains
y linkt from the intsrsfotion thereof with
with ths eat lite Of o o. avenSs sb.1iSSss
ard N Links 10 a stake thence east 10 Oh aims
and links 10 a stake, thence north 10 chains
and ~ linkt h 4 ftAkot thence west 4 ch aims
and 20 linkt 20 the bosinnlpg. lclng block 8
z. 0. bethel. bought by him Of Walker 4
Oven.
Terms Of taIs-onht all risht OF homo.
ltoad and redsptlon barred. Ttii "a dsy Of
September, 1857,
p, i. S SsISs.l b:s SsTt e. nd I'D f!
II. Clay klng, tolicltor.s
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-12
THE RAILROADS.
Movements Of freight, decreased
Tramc and Personal Mcmillan.


Il. Il. Turns, travelling passenger
agent OF the Union tactic railroad, IA
in the city.
Faux Il. STEVENSON, travelling y "A.
senger agent OF the Pennsylvania sye.
tenn, ie ~ the city.
srKScE FIELAY IL again emillng over
the counter OF the Ellen N. ticket
Office, alter lew days absence.
W. NJ. KILLER, agent Of the Nom.
phis and Charleston railroad, reports
freights from the Est very heavy.
PAUL THOMPSON, Of the Memphis
and Charleston agency, IN on duty
again alter n vihit TO Wax Springs.
q. HErH, city passenger agent Of
the Memphis and Little Rock railroad,
has gone fer q holiday 10 Corydon,
lad.
Col. BARNKY HuGH@ has boon, In
Baltimore the past week In the interest
OF his line. AZ Is reported thaths has
Joined the Mormops and will arrive
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-12

No. isss, y, D,-chsneery Court Of Shelby
County -llugh Mcuhse, guafdlan, ~.
W.. David Pal tier OF al.
10y virtue Of al intcrlQcutory dscree 10,
ID sale, entered In the above cause on he
~ day 81 Julyi lsI. NJ y. ~ .pass SIS, !
bidder. In ifopt Of tho Clerk and Naltors,
once, AZ the Main street entrance OF he
courthouse Of Shelby county, Memrhli Ten.
nosfoe, on
Saturday, afth daY OF septemI,..
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-12

TAKE Fred Browns Jamsica ginger
for colds, dlsrrte,, etc. relief infilli.
BILE.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-12
ROlfe Grammar School,
100 s'arshHII Avenue.
FULL CORPS OF TEACHERS
Fall Term Begins sept. a8tn.

Apply for admission to L. n. Finlay. Esq.,
or 10 the Principal, at iO5 Marshall avenue.
X. ". EOLfE, pripeipaf.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1887-12-03
HUMOROUS.


-" "huou 'i'"at'oh' 10 Wln' up nm
- t '',n. IL, "" IT, T9o v','i y, ~ -, VI
y,y,,L, ,a,a,',...,;,, "' '''' '''''''
n'o" Nv ',y' ''"' u. W'"'' chJ"g
P'"y'nR s''''''rV '"or" u ho co"lo ,'"
"'o'''', ~ "'' w. ', Wv ',n', '''''"
''"' ~. p''''- y "'"'"J''" ,''''''
" ''' minute S"'' h''a,
P"J "c"' professor 10 MS son. W"nt
~ ~ P'".' U" '"" J"'t "'''1 hi,'Iu -.
'"' " no i'"''''' I'SPoh"'u inc
HD"' II, Nv "'"' '"' " '''o ''o'' ~
l. "'"y'"
john, " said Miss Oldglrl, scrib-
bling artIcssly' "scc, II you wero 10
s'''N' ,, on, p,' i'''o' i,on" your ""'I,s ,
Wy "'"'' ""' ",'"''7 '"'
JOhn Wouldh lcL or - DOjtDH cone
iuOuucnih
" Don l worry, John, sald The
wife Of writer Of current humor,
while hc was wrestling with the stove
pipe, "you can 20 down 10 the office
and write all about it and make people
laugh, you know. Vs. McrchGm IruUcicr.
A newlynarricd lady. who was
telling another how nicely her husband
could write. exclaimed. ooh, you
should sec some Of his loye-lcttcrs,"
"Yc,. / know" was the froczIng re-
ply. I,o got ever 20 many OF them in
my desk. IN J. Lcdgcr
BRIDGET "Wul yoz have your din
ru,w. ,yrr. or waitfor the mi.sus2n
nd Of the House -"Whcre is your
istre.s. Bridvet2" Bridget There, /,
nm auction bcyant the corner. sorr, an
she said she'd stop there far minnit 9"
Head of the House Have dinner now.
BRIDGET. IN Y Sun
lK,n,,,hu, E,co,r,oouon,
49,, t',,' -, .'.'y go. ,,,,,s,,
'Tras ,hc doiefule,, " weather,
set o Dor 'yc' there loaned "a happy lght
hsa ~, poa1..'l y. "e.' '''... 'a' i'a',"
TIL .hesad. aisee rain beau every nigh,~