The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-20

Salt Lake Oitys OtdH
SUNDAY. - MARCH 20, 1887
EVENTS AND COMMENTS
GENERAL CROOK declares that tn
Indians should have the ballot to US
instead of the bullet.
macon telegraph: Sullivan has go
his arm out of a sling and is putting gil
sings into his bread basket"
TIE MICHIGAN Legislature have pro
yided a bounty OF onecent per head fol
the destruction of English sparrows.
WHAT A rare and refrigerating specta
Gle would be a game OF political freeze
out between Sherman and Edmunds.
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T worry so much
about the cold and silent tomb. They
won't worry half as much when they
get there.
THE P1TrsBURG Leader says it is all
nonsense to talk about ladies dressing
for the ball. Nowadays ladies undress
for the ball.
COLONEL MCCLURE says that Wash
ington is a great mud puddle OF croak
ing sore heads, but the country is with
the President.
EVEN THE grave diggers of New. York
are on a strike. Wonder if old St.
Peter won't be the next to strike, for
higher wages for tending the gate
If JEFF DAVIS attends the national
drill at Washington, May %, as it is
announced that he will do, it will be his
first visit there since the war.
SCRANTON Truth: "a maiden lady says
that if single life is bad it stands to
reason that double life is twice as bad
But ladies rarely understand mathema-
tics"
BURLINGTON Free Press: The cost for
the cigars and whisky of the average
man would buy his wife three hun
dred dollar seaIskin sacque, but it
doesn't"
southern Leader: "If the negro pre-
vents an organic union between the
northern and southern Presbyterians,
it is mockery to send missionaries to
Africa"
Rev. 10. Cook thinks that Beecher
ought to have died twenty years sooner.
Joseph can die any time that suits him. |
His exit Is just as unimportant as his
sojourn.-ALtG.
CHARLES, SON of Clement L. Vallans
digham, of Ohio, announces his retire
ment from the Democratic party and
his support of Sherman. He never will
be missed.
CHICAGO Tribune: 1.-The fact that =
Chicago man made lunch of a 81 900
bond has been telegraphed all over the
civilized world, and it is worth the face
of the bond as an advertisement for the
ity." ra
REPUBLICAN PAPERS are showing their
devotion to the colored man by asking
if Trotter, the new Register of Deeds
is barber. They will have close
shave with the vote of his people next
time.-6ltd.
CHARLOTTE SMITH, of the Working
Woman, dominates for President and
Vice-President Henry w. Blair and
Henry George respectively. This would
give the country a chance to poll its
exact crank vote.
PIrTsBURG Commercial: They keep
springing fresh Anarchist sensations in
Chicago, but about the only sensation
that the public really cares about is to
receive q report of the hanging of the
lot who have been caught and con-
victed."
POLICE JUSTICE to young scamp who
appeared before him for the twentieth
time: "You are incorrigibIe. Twill
have to send you up for year this
time. This is what bad company has
led you to-" Bad company don't
see it. 1 spend the most of my time /
with you"
New ORLEANS Times Democrat :" Henry ,
M. Stanley refused to ALLOW. any news
naner CORRESPONDENTS to accompany his q