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Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
Marriage Notice of the Future.

A fashionable wedding notice last
week gave the genealogy of the bride,
as well as the occupation ard connec-
tons of the groom, his fathers titles
and decorations thrown in, and closed
with the announcement that so-and-so
furnished the decorations.
This is what realism is leading us to.
But why not carry tia the way through
to its fullest extent. Thus for instance:
MARRIED.
Sinsth-Jo zones the Goth of Octo-
her, al No. 1872 Ninth avenue (John 2.
Robinson, architect; Theodore Brown,
builder), by the Rev. Pierre x. Good
man, author of ..Side Lights of the
Gospels published by Harping &
Bros, 12mo, cloth 81, paper so cents,
for sale by all respectable newsdealers,
Anna Jones, daughter of Chas. P.
Jones, wholesale grocer, of 9276 Pearl
street, and sole agent in New York for
Spile's Gurline, Is cents per package,
and granddaughter of Midshipman
Easy, author of the Century's articles
on 1.-The Navy at Gettysburg" to Patsy
j. P. Q. Jinkens, of the Sandwich
Islands custom house, and son of Gen.
Bolivar j. D. Furioso Jinkens, P. P.
O., j. A. G. K, G. D., of Her Majesty's
forces in Manitoba. Rebellions a
speciality. Office hours GA.
Decorations by j. Kearney, 626
Fourteenth avenue, third son of P.
Kearney, caterer, of 80 Floyd-Jones
street. Furnace fire by James Higgin-
botham. Gas by the United States Gas
Trust of New York. Supper and
flowers by Blunder, nephew of Lieut..
Charles X. Bombastes, of the New
York Gazette; terms $3.50 per annum,
payable in advance. Conversation at
reception by the World 8 Entertainment
Emporium. talented conversationalists
and raconteurs, ETC., furnished at short
notice and at moderate prices.
70 be sure, this would cost money,
but what is money compared with the
advantages accruing from the systemp
Life. #
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
victorta.s or side.

Prince Henry Of Battenbergis said to
lead dull life, and instances of s.too
much mother-in-1aw'' are numerous;
but the handsome German knew on
which his bread was buttered ,andex-
istence near the throne is not withoutits
compensations. There was, however, Il
heavy salute from the royal mother-in-
law on the Princes arrival at Osborne
after the memorable night, when, I'M
able to cross the Solent from Ports
mouth on account of a heavy fog, he
returned to London and went to the
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
He Dazed the Landlord.

x
81 desire to retire. said a Boston
guest to the proprietor Of hotel in Ar
kansas.
s.You which," asked the dazed man.
81 desire to retire. =
.You whatp''
81 desire TO retire.
well -I-I-I,n be burned il ]
5b'leeve we've got it in the house mis-
ter
Got whato" said the amazed guest.
81 didn't ask for anything
"Well, say it again an see if I kin
ketch on.
Its strange you cannot understand
plain English. simply said I desire
to retire, that is, / wish to go to my
room.''
..O-aw-O! That's hitp You wan
ter turn in. ehp Why mt you say SOP
We dom t know nothin' about .desirin'
to retire here in Arkansas We Just
put off to bed.''
And when he came dsyn stairs he
said to his wife. eff that's the way
they talk in Boston it ain t no won.
der there's so many fools there. Desire
to retire! Well, I'll be durned!'' It'd.
Bits:
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
Food for Babes.

Prof. Albert r. Leeds states that,
out Of every 100 infants fed on mothers
milk, statistics show that about eigh
die at the end of the frs
year; out of 100 wet-nursed,
eighteen die at the end of the first year;
and, of 100 fed on '.infant foods"
ffty-onc die by the end of the first year.
On which the Medical Record remarks
that, after all, ..lnfants intelligently
fed have nearly as good a chance Of
life with artificial as with natl raj food -
Undoubtedly large part of the 81 per
cert of tirst-year mortality was due to
unintelligent feeding and preparation
of food. But it has required an extra
ordinary intelligence to meet the re-
quirements of successful bottle-nursing.
though we have shown it can be done.
Prof. Leeds says he has found that
human milk differs from cows milk
chiefly in the proportion and digestibil-
ity of the casino, which is smaller in
quantity and more easily digestible in
human than in cows milk. He believes
he has solved the problem by digesting
the caseine by a peptogenic powder,
easily obtainable and of constant
strength, which, with the aid of heat,
reduced the caseine in five minutes.
Before this cooking the milk had been
first diluted with water, in order to les
sen the proportion of caseine, and then
had been enriched by the addition of
cream to restore the normal proportion
of fat. The results of a very large
number of trials, followed by careful
observation, encouraged the belief that
by this process the artificial feeding of
infants had nearly reached perfection.
Sanitary Era.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
Everlasting Love.

Young Wife (weeping) You
promised to love and cherish me forever,
and we have only been married two
years, and now what has become of
your everlasting love and afectionp
Young Husband Great Scott! you
are always kicking about something.
How long did you suppose this ever
lasting love was going to last, anyhow
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
SPREAD OF EPIDEMlCs,
The Necessity of Spreading Hygienic Prlu
cfples Among All Classrs.


ctples Among All Classrs.
At the recent International Hygienio
Congress in Vienna, Prof. Pettenkofer
lectured on hygienic instruction in uni
versities and technical schools, and
dwelt on the necessity of spreading
hygienic principles among all classes Of
society. He largely quoted English
authorities, and, in alluding to the En-
glish proverb Cleanliness is next to
godliness, remarked that the statistics
Of the mortality of London show how
.hygienic piety has been rewarded by
the heavens. In the course of his adj
dless he dealt with the question Of
quarantine arrangements. He denied
that the English are responsible for
cholera coming to Europe through the
Suez Canal. ''This opinion he said.
us clearly refuted by the fact that we
were frequently visited by the disease
before the Suez Canal was opened, and
that since that time the epidemic has
appeared in many European countries,
while Great Britain, which now stands
accused, and has suffered much through
cholera in former times, remains free
from it. Why do the English, in spite
OF their enormous traffic with India.
where the cholera is never extinct, not
transfer the disease to their own coun-
tryP On looking more closely into the
matter, it must be admitted that En-
glands immunity from cholera since
1866 is not caused by guarantees and
other expensive distractions to interna-
tional traffic, and it is to be hoped that
Italy. France and Spain, as well as
Russia, Germany and Austria Hum gary
will follow England 8 example. ~ Y
Post.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
Liquidation Less Extravagant now.

Mrs. Napoleon hear SO much
about liquidation in Wall street, my
dear. What does that meanp
Mr.. Napoleon (Who is a Wall stree
man himself and knows what he is talk
ing about Well in time gone by (sigh
ing) liquidation meant champagne; nov
it means beer.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
An Appropriate Suggestion.

Gibbons (who isn't handsome, but
thinks he is, and ogles pretty girls) II
want to get something which my wife
will appreciate. Now, what would you
suggestp
Saleswoman-Why don't you go
into the saddler's, two doors below, and
get her a pair of blindersp
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

ssWhen some deep and unavoidable
woundn takes your breath away; don't lie
down in dependency, but send boy with
twenty-five cents to the nearest druggist for
bottle of Salvation OIL
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
Look out for Frauds.

LOOK out Tor Frauds.
The great popularity of Aliens Iron Tonic
Bitters has inuuced INSCRIPTIONS manufac-
turers to initiate the name as nearly as pos
sible and still escape the severe
against such base limitations, see that the
signature of j. P. Alien, Druggist and Man
ufacturing Pharmacist, st. Paul, is on the
front Label of every bottle. All others are
counterfeits.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

What Ounce!
suffered with fever, hot head and foul
breath,
death.
bore it a week-surely was dunca-
Then took q few Pellets they cured me
at once.
What Ounce, indeed, to neglect such a
remedy and suffer week, when quick re-
lief could have been found in DR.. Plerce's
Pleasant Purgatlve Pellets.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

a Fezler & Wagner, Druggists, Rock Island
Ill, write: **xDr. Bulls Cough Syrup is the
leading Cough medicine in our city. We
sell more, in fact four times more, than OF
any other.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
STEAM HEATING A SUCCESS
On the Through Trains of the Chicago,
Milwaukee s. st. Paul Railway.

Milwaukee st. Paul Railway
The experiment of heating trains by steam
has been successful ~ tested by only one
Western ine-the Chicago Milwaukee & st.
Paul Railway-and now the through trains
@ snd ddl ea4gn gsag1 eapo aa y
6:5Op M, and st. Paul at7:3Up. M, are
systematically equipped with steam heating
apparatus.
No matter what degree of cold may exist
anywhere along the line, an even tempera-
ture of heat is maintained throughout the
interior OF the train.
As rapidly as possible, all through trains
on the various other lines Of the Chicago,
Milwaukee and st. Paul Railway, will be
provided with appliances for the heating
Of its coaches by steam.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

From January |, to December 1, 1887, the
fire losses at st. Paul, Mimi, were $226O83,
z cling $685. 43 on buildings and $154,140 on
contents.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

FREE, trial package for instant relief xld
speedy cure Of Asthma. Send address to Hot
fingers Drug Store, Lincoln Park, Chicago.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

If told to take shack seat" one viii in
variably take affront.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

Alum was first discovered a
Rocha, in Syria, in 1900: in Tuscany.
AGO; in Ireland. 1857, and in Anglessa,
17Do
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
Back & Shoulders

Are the parts usually attacked by rheuma-
tism; and the joints at the knees, ankles, hips
and wrists are also sometimes affected. The
cause of rheumatism is Tactic acid circulating
with the blood, which. attacks the joints and
causes the local manifestations--the pains
and aches of the disease. Hoods Sarsaparilla
purifies and enriches the blood, and has prov
en- a wonderful remedy orrheumatism.
tsEight years ago had intlammatory rheu-
matism, being confined to the bed three
months. Last year was laid up six weeks
with rheumatic fever A short time ago
felt pains all over my body, and l thought
WIS in for it again. then decided to try
Hoods Sarsaparilla. It has done me SO much
good that must say I made a good invest
ment of one dollar in medicine for the first
time. It has driven off the rheumatism and
improved my appetite so much that my
boarding mistress says must keep it locked
up or she will be obliged to raise my board
with every other boarder that takes Hoods
Sarsaparilla. THOMAS BURRELL, 80 Hillary
ST., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Hoods SarSaparilIa
Sold by all druggists. 81; si~ for S.. Pre-
pared only by c. I. HOOD s. CO., Apotheca-
ries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
ELY'S
CREAM BALM.

7 aoas surprised at
ter using Ely's Cream
Balm too months te
find the right nostrtl,
achich acas closed FOR
20 years soas open ana
free as the other. j
feel gerry thankful
r. II. Cressenghds,,,
5-fSth ST., Brook
Ign.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

In matrimonial affairs love frequently
goes out with the tied.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

A sick burglar is very 10th to call q doc.
tor, for fear that he may give him up.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

Lament of the sidewalk-'sE Every body is
down on me.n
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
What q Ounce!

When does a bullet resemble sheepa
When it grazes.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
WANTED: 1000 COPIES

THos. Hills greatest work in every county having
population OF 10000. Its sale is enormous because
any Intelligent person take orders for it, and
because it is needed for reference by all every
day. 1t gives every form and answers 100 question:
Apply for an agency at once, and il you can secure
edition Of Hill g Manual just issued Address
HILL STANDARD BOOK CO., 1903 State St CHICAGO.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

a livery stable is an unpleasant neighbor
to have.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

If you have all, or any considerable num-
Der of these symptoms, you are suffering
from that most common of American NAL
associated with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion.
The more complicated your disease mas be-
come, the greater the number and diversity
of symptoms. No matter what stage it
has reached, DR.. PIERCE's GOLDEN MED
ICAL DISCOVERY will subdue it, if taken
according to directions for reasonable
length of time. If nos cured, complications
multiply and Consumption of the Lungs,
Skin Diseases, Heart Disease, rheumatism,
Kidney Disease, or other grave maladies
are quite liable to set in and, sooner or
later. induce q fatal termination.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
Catarrh Cured.

Ships are frequently on speaking terms,
and they lie to.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

A New Jersey taxidermist breeds owls to
meet the demands of his business.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

HOW THEY FALL BEHIND.
There is reallyno

AZ
profit in recon-
nlending the worth.
less, for the reac-
ton in the minds
of those who buy
and are deceived is
pointedly against
everything sold by
= e'sl7l5
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

II you have catarrh, use the surest RENE
dy-Dr. Sages'.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

cry acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood-purifying organ,
cleanses the system of all blood-taints and
Impurities, from whatever cause arising.
Kidneys, and other excretory organs.
cleansing, strengthening, and healing their
diseases: AS an appetizing, restorative
tonic, it promotes digestion and nutri-
strength. In malarial districts, this won
derful medicine has gained great celeb
rity in curing Fever and Ague, ChiIls
and Fever. Dumb Ague, and kindred
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

Thoroughly cleanse the blood, which is
the fountain of health, by using DR..
PIERCE's GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY,
and good digestion, fair skin, buoyant
spirits, and bodily health and vigor will
be established.
A medicine possessing the power to CT
certainly be credited with possessing prop
obstinate or difficult Of cure than Salt-rhe,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

fancy and seeing essentially bloodpuriaer i'm
medlae to the old lady who had been
sufferer salrhcum. She
took bottle but seemed However realized
better and her She purchased
bottles and before these had all been used she began
to notice After taking about
and healthy as chlds Her general health greatly
almost cured So that it. ceased e much She
return Of either sarheum The Discovery
seems to have entirely eradcated the system
She over eighty DID, healthy one of such
extreme 1900 =. - " - 5000
which you can make any use Won
fit hoping that salt-rheum might chance ia
read relief by using Discovers
Golden ia in its curative properties much above
the multitude OF nosums and socaled patent 40
zalo,y Haunted before the public gold above the bases
metals. Respectfully yours,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
| SALT-RHEUM
and
| RHEUMATISM.


GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY cures Con-
sumption (Which is ScrOfula of the Lungs),
by its wonderful blood purifying, invigora-
ting and nutritive properties. For Weak
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
WINANMSy0\&

Do you feel dull. languid, low-spirited,
Hfeless, and indiscribably miserable. both
physically and mentally; exper. ence a
sense Of fullness or bloating after eating,
or Of "goneness,' or emptiness Of stomach
bad taste IN mouth, irregular appetite, diz-
illness. frequent headaches, blurred eye
sight, ''foat1ng specks +" before the eyes,
nervous prostration or exhaustion, irrita
with chilly sensations, sharp, biting, tran
sient pains here and there, cold feet, drow-
siness after meals, wakefulness, or dis
feeng Of dTea or Of
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

Lungs, Splitting Of Blood, Shortness Of
Breath. Bronchitis, Chronic Nasal Catarrh,
Severe Coughs, Asthma, and kindred affec-
6Ons, it is sovereign remedy. While it
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

Mrs: !. V. WEBER, of Yorkshire, Cdttaro,tosls
Co.. ". T., writes: u wish to say few words
n praise of your Golden Medical Discovers
md Pleasant Purgative Pellets For FIVE years
previous to taking them was a great sufferer; I
lad severe pain in my right side continually:
:, thanks to your medicines"
A. B. WEAVER, ESQ.,, of ses Bouck Aren,s.
BufGlo, n. Y, writes: Having used your
Golden Medical Discovery in my family, I
desire to testify to the great relief afforded
by it in cases of sick headache. As q chill
dren's remedy for coughs and colds, have like
led to promptly check any attacks Of that Kind.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

In order TO be sure of getting good rubbers SEQ
that the words ssWALES GOODYEARS SHOE
CO.. stamped on tine bottom of the rubber
shoes which You buy. They make the most elegant
styles OF specnlties and all their Boots, Sandals,
Croquets, Arctcs I4um bermens Overs and all other
styles are elegantly finished and made from the
the end. Other companies have endeavored TO
steal their thunder b. applying the word Good.
year, to cheap goods so If you want good rubbee1
buy only the WALES Goodyear.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

| n.. DAVID G, LOWE Esq, of st. Agnthe, Manitoba,
BILIOUS Canada sdgs: : About one year ago. being
h1TAnK of the heart, rest at night, etc.
~ lAuhs menced the of your Golden Medical Dis
coyery, and Pellets and derived the very high
est benefit therefron"
r:-@--l Mrs. Mo1I1E e. TAILOR Connelton, Ind
MAJ lpIl writes: at think the Golden Medical
UiaLAHaaL covery is of the medicines
FEVER se o Med her 81 ga ne a l. y teEs girl and
DyspepsiaTHEREsA CAss of Springfield Mo-, writes 81
lesauess Golden Medical DiscoYerY cured
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24
| CONSUMPTION.

wife. She was taken wit
tor after another [ final
poor and having but on
he might show me some
thing did tell mo to &c
wife took it as directed,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

Ailulah weapons. apparently the men
had been buried in a sitting posture,
and one grave, by its unusually large
collection of weapons indicated that it's
occupant had been q chief or mighty
warrior.
One who claims to know of what
he is speaking says that sealskins are
expensive. not because they are scarce.
but because the trade limits the supply.
If all the skins that could be taken were
poured on the market, the fur would
become so common that it would cease
to be desired by the wealthy. So the
seal catchers agree upon the total num-
Der that they will put upon the market,
and they make their report to the fur
riers of London and Paris, who meet
each spring and decide npon prices.
The american A,salyst warns tho
public against the use Of the ordinary
Joliet soaps and towels found at hotels.
1t says some soaps are made of the
cheapest and nastiest materials, yery
often rank and disgusting but for the
odor with which they are disguised.
Some of Thorn, it says, act as an irritant
Woon the skin, and their application
upon the delicate cuticles Of babies and
young children sometimes results in
painful eruptions and running sores.
It says that the towels used at hotels
are not entirely freed from diseased
germs by having been washed, and II
advises its readers who travel to take
. cake Of soap and their own towels
With than
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

humors, from common Blotch, or Erup-
ton, to the worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum,
"Fever-sores,' Scaly or Rough Skin, in
conquered by this powerful. purifying, and
invigorating medicine. Great Eating Ul-
GERS rapidly heal under its benign infu-
re such inveterate blood and skin diseases
critics capable Of curing any and all blOoi
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-12-24

ence. Virulent blood-poisons are, by til
use, robbed Of their terrors. Especially
has It manifested its potency in curing
letter, Eczema, Erysipelas, Boils, Carbun-
Giles, Sore Eyes, Scrofu1ous Sores and Swell
ings, Hip-ioint Disease, white Swellings,"
Goitre, or Thick Neck, and Enlarged Glands.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1887-09-22
AN iNHUMAn CAPTAIN
Confines a Sailor in the Hold Until He
Dies From Suifocation.

Confines a Sailor in the Hold Until He
Dies From Suffocation.
MONTREAL, Que, Sept. 21.-A sens;a-
tional story is in circulation here regard
ing the sutfocation of one Of the seamen
of her majesty's ship Tourmaline, in q
voyage from Bermuda here. The captain
and officers refuse to speak on the sub
ject, but the men tell the following
story: Fitzgerald, after leaving Turks
Island, West Indies, was sentenced
to fourteen days. Imprisonment for
bringing liquor on board the
ship. Every morning he was brought up
on deck to breathe the fresh air and to be
examined by the doctor. The morning
Of the eighth day of his confinement,
which was Sunday, he was brought up
to prayers and seemed only able to stand
with difficulty. He complained to tho
doctor that he was i'll, but was sent back
to his cell. When the door was opened
Fitzgerald fell out on his face dead. His
nose was broken, presumably by the fall.
Tt was supposed that his mouth had been
pressed close to the keyhole to receive Il
breath of fresh air.