The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-11-05
BRIGHT BITS.

YouNe BLlFk1Ns went out cunning yesterday
and shot six times at an Owl before he discoV-
cred that 1t was piece of mud on bis eye
glasses. -DetroH Free Press.
SrpERsrrr1ors PEOPLE claim that a death is
sure to follow the bowling of a dog. 1t depends
a good deal We should say, on the Kind or
whack one gets at the dog, city BiiEzdrd.
IT has long been known that Gen. Butler could
split hair by looking al il, hut in his argument
for the Chicago Anarchists he outdoeS himself
and splits a hair from the tail of the grand
mother of all foXeS.--Ph iiddelphid Record
FRIEND-stammer. old boy, l hear you have
purchased parrot:
Stammer- Ye-ye-yeth. an it it'll gw-gwgweat
f-f-iun, you know. I'm te-t-teaching it TO toto
t-t-t-aik,-Ep0ch.
THE editor of the Mem England Observer,
paper published at keene. \, H., lost fine OPP
poItunity' OF having oae Of the best named
newspapers in the country. The Keene Observer
would have been particularly feicitOus title
Boston Post.
WHEN man comes ont in a crowd and says
he win not run for o'fi'e he reminds one very
much of that other iuEu who piuaed a temper
ance pledge on his Goa 50 that some one would
ask him TO drink. under the mistaken impress
sion that he woi1id retuse.-TeruS SVttngS.
GUEST lat an evea &c. parry, mistaking an
other guest for a waiter 81 D. You bring an ice,
pleaseg
second Guest with hameur--You are very
cool. sir
Guest-Yes, I'm cool enough. The ice is for
the young lady Exchange.
JUSTICE NOT RLND. Omaha Dame-I see by
the paper chat the St Louis woman who threw
q pancake at Mrs Cleveland has been fined $50.
Husoand--Seef'is to ule titats good deal.
THE paper saws She is a poor cook
'Oh, we'll ii she is poor cook, made the
pancake herself and threw il With violence, the
fine is all right. -ORldhu World.
TN THINKING of building me a house., said
Jones To- Smith last evening.
Good idea, said Smith; now much money
have your"
About 20. 600"
Three thousand dollars; well that viii build
a very neat $23oO house with economy"
p. S.-If you have ever built house you will
see the point.--}dS'tUjtie american.
Mrs. NeAasaHrEp walking in winthrop
square with fri-ii,D Dear me do hear that child
cry! Such q Whine, It's strange how some
people spoil their children. | should like to
spank The little brat,
Friend-Why dear, that's your little Oracle.
The nurse is bringing her this way.
Mrs N,--Goodness, YOU don't say SOL Why.
the poor. dear little darling, She must have
hurt herself terribly to cry like that.-ChGrleS-
torn Enterprise.
I've a very important editorial to write,
James, said country editor to the boy, and
must on no account be disturbed
Ives sirs' srid the awestruck bow.
In five minutes James raped tlmidly at the
"Didn't tell you that mustn't be disturbedg'
shouted the editer.
There is a mau down stairs with half bushel
of turnipst" shouted James,
"Show him up at once" shouted the editor
Epoch. 81 4 5
so yon never drink, Mr.. Dryden:" said a
Duluth mailsn to her casual acquaintance as he
turned dewn his glass at recent party.
Il hada clasSnate ruined with wine and have
pledged myself never TO taste it again, Miss
Waf4rhv"
well, you're a man after my own heart"
And when can have it. he asked softly.
She hushed a dainty. beauty tinted blush.
but her mutt was biz enough for two that
night, and now there's another cottage being
built, ami she says that it is after her own heart
too
He isn't saying a word and probably, never
will talk much more. -DHlVth Photographer.