Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-09-30

" SAQN ~GlNISEl
A HOT weather lass-lass;tra.
An impossibility ugly h,S.
A POOR relation-a badly.to11I ~
A NOD AFFAIR." silent bid at ..
ton. N az az
"YEs, my child, yes, dun 10 ~.
tense of DUE" ''e 1t
If there is any one who .1..
trapped in slumber," it is the nsl /
shores. u'sa
Why q man boots his d.,
merely shoes his hen, has ,e aos
precisely determined. s'
WHEN some men draw IN
they have to draw it M ,ra..a
before any one will take =
Sittings.
"YEs," said Fogg, as a sno,
have always been q failure Nv.
failure I have been an unqual;s ill.,
cess. "-Accident Nc,vs, 'u
LANDLADY-Can you tell me- =
good for bedbugs? Fogg-sS.:,
me that fat boarders ought to ]
'em.-Detroit Free Press,
BURTON once wrote book On,
"The Anatomy of Melancholv,
the boarder who gets the tough chi
transposes into the melanchol,I
anatomy.
"YEs," he said, GIVE been On
street now for three years and
made a good deal of money" "R]
precaricus business, isn't it," "yo)
in the retail liquor line. "-Ne,v
Sun.
FIRST lady caller-Is your hus]
at home? Young wife (pla7fu]
No; he has left mo for a time, Sd
lady caller (aside)-And o pretI
one as usual, 1 suppose. -New d
Ne1Us.
DuMLEY registering in hots
suppose 1 can put up here for
Clerk-O. yes, sir. Any baggage
-er-Dumley? Dumley-No. CT
Then you may put up 81 for a d
Nc,C York San.
"THAT man over there has nal
per cent. of his fortune from vs|
stock" "He looks like o BID
monopolist. Some railroad magnI
suppose ?" "No. He's milk del
-Ne1o YoTl: Sun.
LITTLE Robert, having been
his parents took him to tie theata,
the third act he sees the noble
of the play sobbing, and wants ID
about it. "Say, mother, is the d
man crying in earnest?" "No,n! |
! boy" "Then, say, mother, hon
he cry for fun?"
THREE-YEAE-oLD Edith was ver7 D
Interested in looking at the cd
plates in work on physiel
"Aunty," she inquired, 'what nj
the blood red?" And while auntis
searching her brain for suitable
swer, Edith continued: as it 4
we eat tomatoes?"
A LITTLE fellow was sent wi
message by his mother to a lady. y
he had delivered it he did not seem
hurry to go; and the lady, noticing
asked him if there was anything elf
mother had hidden him to say
was not prepared for his reply:
said / wasna to seek onything for
ing, but if ye gave me onythins
to take it."
"W1LL you allow me to look at
paper for moment, sir?' sa1
tramp, politely, to gentleman ID
Hall Park. II am anxious to asce]
the weather probabilities. "1o7
interested in The weather, them
piled the gentleman. handing o'e1
paper. "Yes, sir. I am going I
down and take a nap if the elem
are in my favor"
ACCORDING to the Critic ma7
terrogated the married women y
acquaintance why they had eA]
the matrimonial state. Here arc
of the answers: because all tue!
weren't dead yet" because | nay
chance" because I didn't wahs
a hired girl; I soon found out 'l1
that I was working for my Do''u
clothes" II threatened him VI
breach-of-promise suit if he woal1
because L wore so much s'oI'
and bought my complexion ne ' 'n]
l was "a instead Of A." be'11
always said 1 was an angel; nov ,
ways says he wishes l was o1e'
see who was the best man. lN'
out 1 am"
BEEN THERE HInsE.'
They were conversing tose'n''
Baltimore depot, and one OF w .
marked: "A
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