Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1887-07-15

ed a substance 1900 times as sweet as
sugar" The substance is supposed to
be about eighteen years old and wears a
hustle.
Paint your buggy with Ready Mixed
Rubber Varnish, for sale by
A. II. CHAMPNEY.
1t is related that a Celina woman
who has had three husbands, all of
whom she has 'disembarassed' herself
from, is writing book on How to Make
Home Happy.
The first of the month makes no
difference with a mosquito. He will
just as soon send in his bill on the fif-
teenth as the thirticth. No account is
taken of legal holidays, either.
--PitIsburg and Charleston, West Va,
parties struck monster gas gusher eight
miles above Charleston on Monday, and
every steamboat and railroad train going
in that direction were crowded, and pri-
vate conveynnces were in demand.
1t is announced by the Cleveland Press
that there are about enough base ballisls
expelled from the league for drunkenness
aud discrderiy conduct to start nine of
their own, and then they can get up Sun
day games where the authorities will per-
init.
Ready mixed House and Carriage
Paints, Varnishes and Oils att
A. X. CHAMPSEY's.
Since no ordinary umbrella can
cover the whole of a girl with the pres
ent extension, it is proposed that some
inventive genius arrange an l. on the
parasol or umbrella. under whose shelter
the hustle may brave the inclemency of
the season -EI.
The Cincinnati telegram warns the
peple OF that city to beware of too much
beer, slop.fed milk and the hot sun, ne
The issuing of "a burial permits in one
day indicates an increase most alarming
in the death rate. There were 200 deaths
in New York on the 4th, with slight
increase on the 9th, which is creating
some alarm there.
If we were built that way we would
reintroduce the Mother Hubbard style
of costume, and wear 1t, in spite of all
law on the subject or all the gibes of
street gammons and boot blacks in Per-
rysburg, and wear only this and nothing
more, forever more, while the mercury
was up to 100 in the shadiest kind of
shade as it is to-day.
Preserve your buggy top by using
Ready-Mixed Top Dressing, for sale by
A. r. CHAMPNEY.
-"This town is to have n Fourth of
July celebration. Two dollars and fifty
cents was subscribed in very short
time on Tuesday. AS this sum is larger
than that raised last year, and more is
expected to be subscribed, we may ex-
pect a big time."-Lewis'on (Me.l Journal
Up to the time Of going to press we
have failed to hear what was the out.
come.
This parody comes from Kansas
paper: MARY had little lot, and
thought she'd better sell she placed il
on the market, and the way that lot did
well, it sold four times within a weel
and every time it went the lucky mar
who bought it cleared 90 per cent
What makes town lots go flying so
the eager buyers cry. 'Oh, our town
on boom, you know the agents d.
reply. And so the owner marks then
up, yet buyers do cot sqneal, but rul
impaticntly about for fear they'll lose
deal"
Remember, the only place in Woo
or Lucas county where Cabinet Photo
can be had at 's2 per dozen, is at p. n
Puhls, Maumee, Ohio.
"A young man named VIM. Fox,
brakeman on the ID. & NJ, was knocke,
from the top of freight car by bridg
in the suburbs of Dayton and his bod
was cut in two and both legs cut off b
the cars passing over him. 1t was hi
second trip over the road. His remain
were brought to Mt. Cory, where h
parents reside. Edward Carroll an
Fred Buckhouse, both of this place, Ia
hand jammed in handling freight an
coupling cars on the same road la
week, which laid them off for sever
days.
,, Watches, Clocks ,Jewelry, spectacl
/ specialization givento Repairing.
8 Warranted. JOHN ZURFLUH,
35 Monroe 81. Toledo
: Sam Jones says /; II tell you wi
I man will court the whole family.
I. want to court my mother-in.la to 8
what sort OF woman raised my wife.
want TO court the sisters she grew l
amongst. 1t depends OH the moth
8 that raised your wife and the sisters 81
0 associated with as she grew up to won
anhood and grew up TO the point whe
she could become the wife of some mt
hat offered hand and heart to her, tn
!. determine what kind of wife she mi
make" But, Samuel suppose the anti
ipated mother-in-law won't allow y,
to court her, aud the sisters throw j
g water at you and sfiont "ches nuts"
c you, all of which makes you want I
@ girl "woiser' where does the "religio