Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-11-26
BILL NYE and THE COWBOYS,
Why lie Apprshends an InousiOD Of Ola.
World AmateuA

Last Of the Red Man.
The cable news from London would
seem to Indicate that the coming wear
VIII witness large hegIra of armed
eoslings from England who intend IN
prosecute the COW gentleman an,l Dead.
wood stage-robbing business on our
frontier 1t is perhaps Unnecessary 10
state that Buffalo William, the crac..
iul and courteous hirsute wonder from
Nebraska. Is largely respons bIe for
TINS. Wherever he has gone with his
eccentric, dark.red, self,made Indians
and i speckled broncos he has sown
Tue seeds Of discomfort in The grammar
schools aud bred open rebellion and
mnliny in the primary department
Look along the red-hot trail of q.
William and on find the American and
foreign youth turning with undisguised
lonihing from his educational pursu "a
to immense his legs ia a pair of cllaper-
ajns, 10 WELD the brief but singing
qnsrt. to whoop up the red-eyed,
naughty and high.ta led Texan Ma.
Terick. or shoot large. irregular holes
INTO The otherwise poorly ventilated
savage
And what i TO be tile result Of all
thlss do no. ask II In light or Il D.
pant manner. but ia tone Of deepest
soliciiuie.
Buffalo Bill Is eneircling the earth
with his Wild West show. Ever, where
The fever follows his performances.
Wherever he goes b gI-hceled bools,
lar ats, taranlnia ia 60 snd hair rise 10
Fictitious value. b. leave the farm
TO follow the show away. Pen cs lose
,ileir Favor and seem Hat Climb ~ Il
shag-tsrk tree to iasten a swing does
not seem 80 daring feat as il used to.
Tho cus!ard . yainly beckons 10 the
Young man who is near-sighled and
who wears lavender panlalOons 10 come
and sIl on IL la tho rural districts the
watermelon ripens aud goes 10 decay.
and petty larceny everywhere seems
tame. dali and iiabby. No one wants
70 steal wealth unless il has gore and
bar on IT, Dollars or watermelons
that can b. taken without waking over
a corduroy roai Of dead boil Is seem
hardly worth tax ~.
Already the tide Of young and fuzzy
cowbot lias set ia from the mother
country aud al extra detective and
police Iorce haun, The wharf at Liver.
pool 10 prevent the exodus Of leggy aud
pimply young patriots who DIES re "a
roll up ihH trousers aud wade Ia The
bot. fresh blood Of our nap DIS disappear.
ing rcd men. Already every steamer
shai plougis the wide waste Of booming
moisture VII ch separates us FROM the
hoinr Of the patient yacht builder bring,
from one 10 several aspiring young
gentlemen IN aanncl shirts who pam
10 imbrur their hands IN the blood o.
on G.EUp.and S Down.
And 70 Il Is likely 10 continue Will,
Mr Blil is on his Wild. whooplng,
shrjrking aud Coliseum stormiug ca,
rser. After awhile IL viii not he the Br /.
ISL Isles alone that viii contr butte &c
Our languishing front or cemeteries. but,
saturated with Wild desire 10 suort
across tho American plains and pro,
vide themselves with Indian Pocalion,
Iasrs. The youth Of all lands aud al
al mes will buy " lie. white. soft hats
fur panIRloonS with iambrcquins down
the lies the low. grua.yojcel Ameri
can revolver. with tho dry, hacking
cough; the noisy aud yoluminous Mex
lean spur and the foundcrcd mustang
with one white eve aud tie gift Of APP
pcaring to go like cyclone, whl'
really making mighty poor time
Then they will invade our Western
borders aud there will no, bo an lndiar
apiece for them by next spring.
Already there are not stages enough
| 10 rob unless the mail service should b.
expedited tbs winter, aud unless w'
can work In tho Tantlvy or have NJ
occasional attack on our fox-hunter'
b, The Anglo aud Glide built COWBOYS
any one can set that we arc going K
run short Of outdoor sports.
do not wish to BE- considered At
nlnrniist. but unless We bring in oul
Indians at night the cowboys of Grea
Britain and Of France VIII sweep ON
great West. and together W llI the roa'
agent from Rome. the p lgrim from
Palestine and the tenderfool from Tnr
KEY. they will wipe out our geon.toet
P,utcs. our cute little Grows our low
proved Digger Indians before snow
flies next year.
Gentle reader wo stand upon The
crumbling brink of great cowboy
eruption from England, Ireland, Scot
land. the Continent and tho grea
Orient itself. do not think that But
fallo Bill had any idea when he started
IN 10 rchearSe his great society dram'
aud horse play that IL would so sool
disturb international relations an'
throng our cactus forests aud grease
wood vineyards with iuvoline cowboys
from Greenland's icy mountains au'
Indin's coral strands, II he had h'
would have hositated about il. Now
nlnst IL Il TOO late. He is billed for tn
Coliseum. aud already people iron
L,rsilla aud tho oiron groves oil st
Lawrence County nro coming int
40, br,nginy their dinners and hitch