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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-08-02
The wedding veil of a recent Bos-

The wedding veil of recent Bos-
ton bride cost two thousand dollars.
"A landlord, noted for his bulk OF
person, was lying seriously i'll. and
one of his tenants. who came to in
auire after "the masthcr," was in
formed that he was being kept mp by
the occasional administration of tes-
spoonful of brandy. Whereupon he
rejoined somewhat contemptuously:
TEASPOONS. is it! And what good
would a tayspoon be sthraying about in
such wilderness of q manr'-ChicaQe
Living Church
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-08-02
One 6 MIsqsaPPI R'r
The direct and fast line to
Cincinnati,
Louisville,
Washington,
Baltimore,
New York and the East

4 solid 1aly trains to Cincinnati and
Louisvill .- 10 hours, with through day
Cars, P .=cr Cans and Palace Sleening
Coaches. 20 change of cars for any class
Of passen rs.
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
FANDALfA LINE.
Special Eastern Excursions,

For the Accommodation Of parties who go
80 ST. Louis to Grand Encampment q. A r.
and desire to take an eastern trip, the Wanda
Ha liue has arranged for the extension Of the
q. A. r tickets to October 81, 1887, for
return from st Louis, and viii on Septem-
Der 9th TO 80 h, inclusive sell at their city
ticket office, 100 Y. Fourth street, and ct
Union depot, st. Louis, no, round trip
tickets to all points wesJ OF and inclui ling
Parkersburg, Wheeling, Pittsburg, Buffalo
and Niagara Falls, at one fare for the round
trip, good TO return until October 81, 1887.
This will allow you TO visit your friends in
tho east In connection with your st. Louis
Gfp.
Pullman Sleepers leave st. Louis daily and
without change for Terre Haute, Indianapo-
lis, Columbus, Pittsburg, Philadelphia, Harris
burg, Bait more, Washingtpn AID New
York, also 20 Chicago and Cincinnati. No
other line from st. Louis runs Pull
man sleepers to ell these points,
and no other line runs reclining chair cars
from st. Louis to the east. Chas. CoDklin,
s'ern passenger agent, Kansas City, Mo,
or Il A. Ford, general passenger agent, st.
Louis Mo-, will give you rates and full IN
formation If you will address them.
Don't forget that it is the Fandslia line
that has completed these very satisfactory
arrangements for you. Their office, 100
North Fourth street, corner of Chestnut, st.
Louis, will be open as q place for you to get
general information when III the city, and
also the place TO secure your tickets to the
cast lUe OF
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
NIGHT SCHOOL.
At the Southwestern Business College Corner
Douglas and Topeka AYES.

4 six months term Of evening sessions viii
begin at the Southwestern Business College
on Monday evening, October 3rd. The fol-
lowing branches will be thoroughly taught,
single and double entery bookkeeping in all
their forms, business writing, type-Wrltlng,
arithmetic, reading, spelling and shorthand.
Each student will be instructed privately at
his desk. thus avoiding ell embarrassment.
This will be O rare opportunity for young
men and women who are DESTROYS of extend
ing their knowledge, and being otherwise en-
gagged are unable to attend our day SEES ions.
We can point to @ large number OF ladies
and gentlemen who attended our night ses-
sions last year and in less than six months
gained such q knowledge OF bu5lre ss that
they were enabled to resign their laborlous
and penurious positions and accept easier and
more remunerative Ones No young person
with any ambition whatever, is willing to
hold the same situation ell his life with no
chance for advancement. This night school
will be the very medium through which be
can elevate himself and prepare for some
thing financially better.
Tuition-payable in advance-fui term OF
six months, when all is paid on entering, SO
per month in advance, So. Tuition will be
the same regardless OF the number OF
branches pursued. The school will be in
session from 7:30 to $50, on Monday, Tues
day. Thursday and Friday evenings of each
week.
For further Information call on or address
96 I'm Z. II. FRITCH, Prin.
ooh Hch 10 N
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
WICHITA, Kansas, S.pt. I'D, 1887.


20 whom IL may concern:
On the occasion of the 2lst national en-
caupment OF the Grand Army of the
Republic, to be held at st. Louis Sept Goth
TO October LIST, the Atehison, Topeka & Santa
Fe railroad will upon this occasion COM
mence the sale of tickets to st. Lonis aud
return on Saturday, Sept oath, and contin-
uing this sale the 25th, Goth, 9th, 2Sth and
18th, inclusive.
On Sunday, Sept. 18th, they will conduct
a royal palace train through TO st. Louis
wiehout change, consisting Of elegant free
reclining chair cars, Pullman palace sleep
ing cars, and the train will be elegantly dec
GRATED.
This train will leave the union depot at
1880 O'Clock a. N Sunday morning, arriving
at Kansas City at O'Clock p M, stopping
O'Clock and arrive at st. Louis the following
morning at $50 o'clock.
Provisions will be made for all taking DER
line to supply them with meals on elegant
dining cars from Kansas City to st. Louis,
thus obyiating ell unnecessary confusion and
annoyance. 10 enable those VINO may
purchase tickets to st. Louis and
return we wish TO announce that
upon their arrival there that arrangements
have been made, so that excursion tickets
from ST. Louis to Ell points in Illinois, lndi-
ana, Ohio, northern and eastern states and
all other eastern and southeastern points
esn be purchased at one fare for the round
trip. These tickets VIII be sold by all of the
various lines divergjpg from st. Louis,
September 9th, 2Sth and 18th inclusive, and
will be good for return passa Ee to St Louis
until October 31St Il is also announced
that the return portion Of tickets from st
Louis to Wichita, Kansas, viii be honored
until November 5th, returning. ANY
further information not contained herein,
will he cheerfuliy furnished 10y calling at
the Union ticket Office, No. 100 North Main
street.
Avoid the rush and secure your tickets
and Pullman accommodations now.
Very Respectfully Yours,
r. B. KELLER,
d10o-7t District Passenger Agent
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

p. S.-Specisl train leaves Sunday at 10
a. M. Chaic ears attached. 1lO-65
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
Army surgeons durirg the late war found

Army surgeons during the late war found
chronic diarrboa one OF the most obstinate
diseases they had to treat. Thousands of
cases proved fatal, and many soldiers suffer
ing with the disease were pronounced incur
able, and discharged from the service.
Chamberlain'S collie, cholera and disrrhosa
remedy was not known ct that time. 1t has
proved TO be one % the grandest discoveries
ever made in the history OF medical practice.
1t has been used ell over the west for years,
and many chronic cases cured after being
treated by the most eminent physicians, and
at an enormous expense. 1t is pleasant and
ssfe, and never faus. Sold by Aldrich &
Brown. ll0-tf
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
TWO Special Trains

Via the "Fort Scott Route viii leave
Wichita az ll:l0 and lice q. N. Sunday,
for the accommodation of the G. 4. R aud
others attending the National Eucampment
at st. Louis.
These trains will be elegantly equipped,
having ample reclining chair car end Pull
man sleeper accommodations for all, and
will be in charge of obliging and competent
passenger agents. The char cars are low in
the Missouri Pacific yards and the public are
invited TO inspect them. nO-tf
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

Chair cars ard Pullman sleepers viii run
through to st Louis without change on the
Rock Island Route on the st. Louis special
leaving Wichita at 1000 a III. Sunday. One
OF our staff will go through with this train
TO look after the comfort of our patrons and
aid them in purchasing tickets to any point
beyond st. Louis. c. A. RUTHERFORD,
200 Z. Douglas Ave. Ticket Agent
Hoo
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
To County SUPERINTENDENT.

To County Superintendent.
We have just completed large number of
sets of School Records, including the new
book las required by law, Register OF War
rants Presented to and paid by Treasurer
Orders filled promptly.
The WICHITA EAGLE.
d1O7-tf* Wichita, Kansas.
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
EarnpS N Dean

Have Just taken into store one hundred and
forty dozen of the J. Lusk & Co celebrated
California canned apricots, green gage, gold
drop and egg plums, black and white cher
ries, Bartlett pears, yellow Crawford, white
heath and lemon cling peaches, etc, etc We
can now make lower prices than inferior
goods are worth on present market Please
call and see Us. All goods delivered promptly
EANRs & DEAN,
Ieeot 2S2 North Main
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
Sale OF Millinery.

Having to give up my location inside the
next ten days. and unable to fad suitable
store room, my entire stock Of hats, feathers,
ribbons, etc, will be sold below cost Ladies
this is rare chance to buy your fall aud
winter millinery, as we have in very nice
line of 90 IDS, which will go very low in order
to disp 1se of the stock. Miss Brennan, III
North Lawrence ave. no 2t*
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

Bids for the location OF the Wichita Nov
city Works, box factory and planning MILL
will be received st the Savings Bank, No.
100 North Main street. on or before October
10th, 1887. WIN. MATTHEwsoN, Pres.
J. N. WILSON. Sec'Y llO-I4t
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

DR.. Boyd, dentist, graduate of Hnnssyl-
vania Dental college, Philadelphia. Ten
years experience. make speciality OF till-
ing and preserving she natural teeth. Office
open until s O'Clock of evenings Charge,
moderate. 100 n. Main, over Shaw's music
store. ~ ~
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

Gryve House, 231 South Water street
elegant furnished rooms with board s. and
S6per week; 81 day; . cents meal. 110-G*
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

Fresh fin every day at No, 142North Mar
ket StreeL llO-2%
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

The Rock Island Route VIII carry the G.
a r beodouarters. TIE Rock Island r ute
viii carry the majority sf the Garfield post.
The Rock Island Route will carry the people
Buy your tickets :eiay and secure your
berths through to s., Louis at No. 200 East
Douglas avenue. c. \. RUTHERFORD,
Agent
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25

All varieties fresh fish, No. 142 North Mar
ket street. lIU-@"
Wichita eagle., 1887-09-25
LAWS of Kansas

Dsssier's compiled laws and laws for ,s7
for sale at this Office at the standard price.
d&H.tf
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12
HAVING HIS W WAY.
How a Sotcd Baltimore Physieiah
a Confirmed Hypochondriae'

~ GNtn 5 Ab4AlAAAN--A
Hypoehoudria is sometimes o"lV.
,,t-ry.- tho illusion OF the P''"n',
m, who are afflicted with Tue h,'l"'S
o,. usually the victims Of the most gIUuI"y
t,.,,dugs and, though they sometimes
tTsv well enough that their misery .
mostly imaginary. they are vet uhAoIo "
-, ,,,,i3ad ont If this state. Occasionally
S1v,eysr thew are relieved by others a
,,5i story is told Of a patient oil TINS class
ybo WINS some years ago successfully
,nn,,a5 and cured BY q Baltimore phys-
clan: tho
This hypochondriac, after ringing lng
dances on his miserable condition. Woutu
have il al last that he was actually ueau'
nr stevens, having been sent Tor one
morning in great haste by the VIE OIL ms
r,,isp, hurried to the mans bedside ana
I'D him stretched out at full length ms
hands across his breast, his eyes ana
mouth closely shut and his looks adaVef-
Gus.
aIy,Il SIR. how do you do' How do you
do this morning. asked Dr. Stevens Il "
ocular way, approaching his bed.
How do | do family replied Tue
h~vpochondriac. What u question 70 ask
a dead manp'
.Deadw exclaimed the doctor
YES, dead, dead!'
DR.. Stevens put his hand On the patent :
forehead, felt of his pulse, ana then ex,
claimed. in a doleful note: Dead, sure
enoughl The sooner he can be buried, inc
better
Then stepping up to the WIFE he WINS
pered To- her not 10 be frightened at Inc
measures he was about to take, and lhen
said to the servant;
MY boy, your poor master is dead
The wife and family, having got then
lesson from the doctor, gathered about I'M
body in pretended grief, They Wer'
Joined presently by one OF the town.
people. who, having been properly drlIle'
by Stevens, cried out:
'.Ah. doctor, the poor soul is gomez
"Yes." sighed the doctor, poor b
left Us last night
.Great pity he had not left us twent,
years ago. replied the other, He was
useless man,
Presently another of the townsmen cam
in.
" Poor Mr.. B" said the doctor -
dead
"Ah. indeed" answered the other
And 50 he i gone to meet his deserts a
lascp
You vinainH" exclaimed the hypochor
driac.
soon after this another person stoppe
in.
Poor Mr., b" said the doctor, d"
gone"
Yes, and where!' said the other.
Here the dead man rose up, and leape
from the bed, exclaiming: "Oh, YOU vi
ia.ni where do you ask: 'Wheret' L
let you know where. | have come bac
again, 70 pay such ~rascals as you are
4 chase was Immediately commenced b
the dead man after the living,
The Doctors ruse was successful. Ate
having exercised himself into a copiot
| perspiratlou BY the fantastic race, the p
| t.eut was brought home by Dr.. Stevens
q much improved frame Of mind, Nothiu
more was said Of dying, and the hypocho.
driac gradually, by proper exercise, foe
and cheerful society, left his miscrics b
hind him, and was restored to pcrfe
health
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12
WHATEVER THY ESTATe.l

ob-oyn-'aeed maiden a. the farms
hsle not tbs Lack q t0Wu-Ri-e charnsi
ne sun. he skv. TIE fs.d, the air,
Are ever thine and ever fair
nv he. though csstlr rE-ed m2.--
Gains Truth and beauty manifold
Cease. cease tsy .0lgrEs i0f the lar
Hgr ways, where pitsous passions VA
Whatever tbs estate
Twill not be long nor late
When Love comes glowing there,
where God and Nature are
Bat keep thy prayer Alright
ALREADY love and aga'
Tage -eckdned thine ABUNDANT charms
O~b-7wn-faced r.ai1ea o. tho farms
@ ut. ~ maiden o. The town
i<zs ID. though 81 wog.d put thee down;
True a. the everlasting ty-'7
Thy good j. nodded u thy ruth.
Bach s~co4-zct hour past 3, peace iof nee
Zach duty done j. victory.
Cease al tbs plants thy toll ls h.est'
Tsfy hungu soul shat. feast and rest.
Whatever jhF estate,
Twill not BE- long no. late
When Love comes glowing there,
Where God and striving are.
But keep thy life Alright
Already love and light
For thee are smoothing out fate iroEn,
0 t1liug maiden Of the town
o. sad and toiiinr maldens all.
Rest. loy shall come from Labor ihraA,
See not thy sister -COru. for She
Hath al but hope and love. may be,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12
FARM AND HOUSEHOLD.

The colder the climate in which
sheep prosper. the finer texture anu
better quality -. ysoL-cao'7na''
Ilu,
Ducks sbo.ldl * allowed A. much
liberty 81, po,s ule. IS They ARE not par
tia. 10 confinement like chickens
E-a5gsg
Cabbage plants growing in frames
or har-brd> can be checked in gr""th
bv ruuniu. a long, thin knife blade
under the rows and cutting the tap
roots. and then keeping them as dry as
po,>ible.-PrIiris Farmer.
Cream sauce: Mix while cold two
ounce, butter, one tablespoon flour
and one pint cream. Set over fire and
sir when it thickens; take off and add
the beaten yelk of one egg with salt
and white pcpper.-Ths Household,
Wings: Quarter Of a pound Of but
Ter and half that quantity Of sugar,
beaten To cream; TWO eggs, one pint
II milk: flour added to make the mix
rr-e the consistency Of mullins; bake in
cups in a quick oyeu.-Tha Caterer.
An English cattle-breeder says his
aim m rearing and fatteniHg cattle has
-5a carly maturity, because he finds
Etrsy, lest. \ guigk return (or turn
: Ill
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12
COLLEGE CRIES.
The Whoops and shouts Used by students
of Different Colleges,

One Of the college papers has com
piled a list and history Of college cheers.
According TO it the original shouts Of
the college, were Il repetition Of the
name Of the college, This gave m adj
vantage 10 the colleges which had
-ouorou- names, and a. the constant
aim Of cheering j. To make more noise
than the other chccrrrs, new yclls were
evolved by a process Of evolution.
These came into existence a quarter Of
a century ago, when Yale and Harvard
| had their boat races on Lake Quinsiga-
mond, when the 'Rah' Rah 'Rah !
thrice repeated wa, lhret heard. Har-
ward sounded the RahS full, and added
"IIaryard,' pronounced So that the ar
and a clipped Il We're all that were
heard. yale wa, added to the New
Haven colleges 'RahS witha long howl
ON the q.
princcton's cheer was developed soon
after a. Princeton came into athletic
relation, with the other colleges. They
took the three Rails for u basis, and
added the Sky-rockct .iz-boomah,
which they hold ON to ~ long as the
nine 'RahS Of their opponents hold ont,
and then yell 'Princeton' as Il CALI
opc climax. Dartmouth has one of the
most novel cheers of all. Some Indian
must have invented it. and stout col
lcge lungs give it the right a%lllatus. II
is Wah-hoo-wah. Wah-hoo-wah! Diddv,
diddy, Dartmouth. Wah-hoo-wah. II
is very picturesque, and only Il sopho'
more can Wah-hoo TO the best advant
are. The hoo is like Il human OWL
; boot.
; Every body has heard Columbia
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! C-o-l-u-m
:, b-i-a! The name spells out rythmical
ly. John Hopkins University at Bal
. timore has taken the ground plan o
= the cheer and built ON it, addingJ-o-h-l
7 H-o-r.k-i-n-s instead Of C-o-l-u-m-b-i-a
u Stevens Institute at Hoboken and UnioI
-. College at Schenectady have simila
: cheers.
= Rutgers has cheer almost AS orig
', nal AS Dartmouth's. 1t is 'Rah! 'Rah
'Rah! Bow-wow-wow! Rutgers! Wi
y liams has an enhancing and resonar
'Rah! 'Rah! 'Rah! Willyams! yam
yams' Pcnnsylyania University has
a wild Philadelphia cheer without an
y, special charm. lt'is the three Raj
" Penn-syl-van-i-ah! The college of tn
City of New York cheer setter. The
say 'Rah three times and add c!
N! YIN. T. SIN.
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and OInn hail-sionpg
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12

A pretty little story is told of one Of the
pretticst and sweetest little women in En-
glewood. She has been a wife seven years,
and three times a mother. Not long ago
one Of her babos-hrr youugest-dicl, and
was taken on a cold day to lakewood for
burial. The young mother was half dazcd
with grief, but proved sufficiently strong
on the day Of the funeral to ride to the
cemetery. After the services were over al
the vault she requested that the coffin be
once more opened, and the undertaken
gratihct her wish Being left almost alone
with her dead for a moment the poo
mother suddenly took the ~lifeless little
body in her arms, pulled from beneath hel
cloak "A warm and iloccy cheesc-cloth child,
quilt, and carefully wrapped it about TIN
form of the infant, murmuring: There
there-my little darling shat not be cold
This will keep her warm
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12
A Silk Knit Garter,

A novel custom still prevails among
ladies in some parts which will COM
mend itself To maiden ladies growing
old. II IL said that she who puts on Il
silk knit garter the first day of the year
aud veal II continuously will certain
II marry during the year. 1t is said
lhat The mother Of a young lady, being
very much pleased with the silkcn gar
ter worn by II young lady for this pur-
pose, proposed 10 knit n 'fcllow" for
III but the young lady declined, saying
al,e had sufficient confidence In the be-
wilching c%irclet, and preferred the
natural coming Of the fellow AL
" Year Round.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12
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BIRDS NEST SOUP.
\ Chinese DcliCacy which, According to
Darwin, Consists of Dried Saliva.

4 Chinese Dclicacy which, According to
Darwin, Consists of Dried saliva.
An American swift -ahrad, a. usual. |
Of the ctlcto British representatives Of
the family constructs it, nest Of small
twigs, glued together by Il brownish
mucilagc, almost It. copiouS rs that Of
the edible species, but not quite SO clear
or pure or ~iclly-likc, This Yankee
bird nest ,wclls and ,oftcnS in warm
water exactly like the genuine article,
but it ha, not 80 far been employed for
cookery by the heather thince of Chi
cago and San Francisco. In time, no
doubt, it will be duly exploited by some
intelligent American Francatclli, and
birds nest soup will delight the palate
of diners at DclmOnico's as it already
delights the Acknowledged gourmets of
Pekin and Yokohama. The true cdi-
blc bird nest swiftlet i, a native Of
Ccylon and of the Malay region, and it
build, in caves where materials for ar
| chitccturc are necessarily Scanty on on
sea cliffs of inaccessible height. More
than most other swiftS this tropical
species is a confirmed highllyer, hawk
ing for its food around the SUBMITS Of
the mountains and much %mdisposed to
settle on the ground upon any p%rctcXt.
Hence ii has learned to carry to the
furthcrest possible limit the family
habit Of making n nest quite literally
"all out of its W head" without
the slightest eXtrancouS aid Of any
sort. The best and cleanest nests,
which fetch the highest price. are COM
posed entirely of pure mucous from
the s%alivary glands. The material in
its hardened state is brittle, fibrous,
white and transparent, Every like pure
gum arabic. or even glass and the
inner lining consists Of nothing but
small soft feathers. Inferior nests,
which command Il smaller price in the
Chinese market, are composed in part
of dry grasses, hair and down, welded
together by the fibrouS gummy sccre
ton. In short, rs Mr.. Darwin blunt,
puts it. "The Chinese make soup o
dried saliva This sounds horrit
: enough, To be sure; but when we our
, selves give up coloring %jcllics with de
4 funct cochineal insects, it will be tim,
for us to cast the first stone at tn,
t Oriental cuisine. In shape the nest
are much like hanging pouches gluc'
t on to the wall of the cave by their owl
mucous, and containing each two eggs
All the swifts, indeed, are very small
5 layers, as is invariably the case wit
the most active animals; the lazies
s livers have (other things eluaD tn
largest families. The take is i
l. October, and most of the nests 20 {
l. China, where the soup ranks as a hig
If luxury. tasted some in Paris n fc,
n years since, and do not find it by an
4. means mpalatable; but how much ,
N the effect was due to the nests then
IT. selves, and how much to the skillf,
manipulation of the Partisan chef,
i should be- sorry to vouch for on sue
a! slight acquaintance CornhM Mag'
l. sine.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12

A company OF friends recently called at
the house of a citizen of MiddletOwn, Conn.,,
to spend the evening, They were asked to
lay their coats, cloaks and shawls on a bed
where baby was sleeping. The little one
was Cnusually good that evening, and
neither stirred nor cried. Winch the guests
had gone it was founG to be dead. 1t had
been smothered by the garments piled
upon it.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12

IVHTTsTTHH III NVIk'I
The smallest baby probably ever born,
first saw light in Candelaria in Nevada.
The father was a miner, and weighed 100
pounds, while the mother weighed 100
pounds. The baby was "A boy, perfectly
formed, but at its birth it weighed only
eight ounces It's face was about the size
of a horse chestnut, and the limbs were so
small that the mother could slip a ring from
her little finger owe the foot nearly up to
the knnn
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1887-02-12

would be a truthful nam to give to DIR.
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery the
most cficacious medicine undiscovered for
srresting the early development of pulmo-
nary disease But consumption curen
would not sufficiently Indicate the scope OF
ia influence and usefulness. In all the
many diseases which spring from a de-
rangement of the liver and blood the Dis
coverv" IS a safe and sure specific. OF all
d~ruUvists.