The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-06
OUT OF THE PAPERS.

The echo OF departed boom is the
dullest sound in the world.-Atlanta
Constitution.
Out of a list of seventeen bachelors al
Keystone, Dakota, who three years age
resolved never to marry, eleven are now
| married and two are soon to be- Omaha
Bee
When asked if she considered Kansas
City dull, Patti exclaimed, "Oh no. Nc
place is dismal where the sun shines as
it does here. kansas City Times.
If no unforeseen delay occurs, the
newly elected Congressman from the
| Western District ought to be able 10 gel
| to Washington IN time TO vote for The
Observation-Disclosures Journal.
The stage outfit of a popular loca
| theatre includes street scene in which
is represented a dime museum building
! The sign on the museum reads: Dime
Museum. Admission, 10 cents. st.
Paul Pioneer Press.
4 citizen always believed to be little
NEAR" bought horse, and after triaI
complained TO the seller, a neighbor
that the animal sometimes over
reached" To which the other party
|
you. Worcester Home Journal.
A Boston paper says: "Henceforth
Boston wants no impudence from Chi
cago on the baseball question. The big
western village will be taught a lesson OF
Two in the national game this summer. ,
! Buston IN her exultation over Kelly for
gets that the Chicago club is all Kelivs
Chicago Times.
! The good order that now reigns in
this city is truly wonderful. The time
was when there was scarcely a dav OF
night passed in which an arrest or two
| was not made. Now things are so quiet
that the ticking of the silent watches
of the night" is frequently heard
Gainesville fla AdgOcate.
If it be true that death is a release
from earthly cares, aud an introduction
into condition of Intending felicity, il
is the extreme OF seltiShnesS for rela-
tiyes to make the transformation an
occasion of sorrow. Let the event be
one OF exhiiarating music, hopeful sug-
gestions, and general satisfaction.-Chi.
cago Times.
1t is stated on excellent authority
that the president of one of our tied-up
roads has instructed his agent that
should any OF the strikers on his road
be among his tenants and unable to pay
the rent, to give them the cupation of
The mouse until such time as they can
pay. This does not looklike oppression.
Boston Trareler.
The wisdom of q man is but a small
thing after all. What does he know He
cant tell why it was that he was
created. He can't tell whv blood circu-
lates and keeps up life. He can't tell
why il is that he can move his limbs
%hen he wishes TO walk, or to reach
forth to grasp an object. He c4u't tell
| why he has a voice and can talk. In
fact, he has so little knowledge that it
scarcely amounts to anything.-Kauf-
man (Texas) Sun.
Senator Ward was walking up the
street the other day, and a gentleman
met him and said: How are you,
Doctor: Did you make tnat call at my
mouse p About this time he perceived
MS mistake, and was just about to
aPoioglze when the Senator said :"That's
all right. You hunt up DR.. Murphy
ana peg MS pardon. He's the man that
VIII kick" The Senator SAYS he knows
%hen any one call him doctor" that
Or. Murphy is meaHt.-St. Paul Pioneer
Press.
Apologies are not so common as for
merly. They are very seldom in place.
An old statement about them will bear
repetition. A sermon both short and
good is perfect, and needs no apology. "A
snort, poor sermon has an apology for
lis loorness its hrevity. 4 long, good
sermon has an apology for It's length in
goodness: But long poor sermon
admits of no apology, and the attempt
10 make one makes it both longer and
poorer. Therefore, proceed to bushes
without apology christian dvocate.
a loquacious little fellow who resides
IN this city rather unceremoniouslv
removed the veil from the sec2cy that
surrounds the nlissives of St. Valentine.
Inc Young gentleman who is credited
WITH a regard for that little fellow s
sister, and whose regard is not unrecip-
rocated, called the other evening, and.
meeting the little boy. very naturally
inquired: Johnny, did you get a val
entlne 7" No l didR't, and YOU would
I either II Sarah hadn't stoled the
money out O. my bank to buy one for
you'-Boston Budget.