The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-05-14

now through all eternity.
The White Pine stage, bearing Uncle
Sans mail, due here Tuesday night col
lided with a bank of fog somewhere be.
tween Eureka and Bristol. The con-
cussion was reported as being simply
terrific and was heard and felt for dis
lance Of "a miles. The denizens Of
small hamlets and even quite large
cities on the route fed their dwellings
for the hills, under the impression that
an earthquake had struck them. The
"spearsman,' Bill Perry, who was quiet.
ly prodding his horses from the drivers
seat. was considerably shaken up. At
this early date, Thursday evening, it is
impossible to give list Of the casualties
by reason Of the damaged vehicle not
having as yet made its appearance.
"Are you acquainted with that wild
and ungainly looking Mormon yap who
eyed you so attentively, with hungry,
sheep.stealing look, as he drove past the
door and whistled promiscuously at his
well nigh stranded cayuses?' mo, I'm
not acquainted with him personally; yet,
I must say that regard him with feel
ings Of cousinly love, all the same"
"How's that!' "Well, you see his
cousin and myself were in the chloriding
business for upwards Of six months, at
the end Of which time his cousin succeed.
ed in chloriding my share Of the chic
ride and busted to the land Of Naomi
and Nephi."
The stage lines are now making good
time, being only IL to "a hours behind
schedule. This is supposed to be owing
to the condition Of the roads, which are
said to be excellent The architectural
beasts Of the various stage companies--
more especially the crow-baits of the
John Young complete fast stage SER
vice" Of the Frisco and Phoebe line,
would make very good transparancies.
The luxury Of an oat or two occasionally
might be the means Of rendering them
more Opaque and Of the better fitting
them for their daily walk. or crawl,
through life.
The unsophsticated bishop Of Panaca
has introduced new style Of teaching
his followers how to sing. He will
perch himself on the stand, quicker up
his mouth, as though he had been eating
persimmons, and start to whistling
tune that he desires his good saints to
sing. 1t seems strange that he has been
in this country so long and p. T. Bar
mum has not heard OF him. He puts one
in mind Of an orang.O utang. II any.
body can guess what it is, as he stands
psrchcd up before the meeting, they are
entirely welcome to our full interest.
A Phoebe professor Of the violin makes
tho following liberal offer: ITO each
and every one who may come into my
studio and listen to my playing and not
kick up any disturbance in the mean.
time, l will pay at the rate Of two bits
an hour-no fractional part of an hour
paid for. Sober, industrious and Deep
thinking men preferred. Mr.. Dow il
not included in the above Offer
The Utah Central Railroad is to be
extended from Milford southwesterly to
Iron City, Utah. The work Of laying
the track will soon be commenced. In
asmuch this road will be built on tho
ground and not on paper; it may be of
some little benefit to Lincoln county.
A band of gentle savages have arrived
from the land Of Spruce, laden with gum.
The Phoebe ladies Of the Caucasian race
can now tune their harps Of thousand
strings to that good old Free Methodist
air. "There is happy land, gum, gum,
away
The RECORD is not destined to become
premsturely pie-bald as long as Mrs
Jas. McFadden prcsdes over the Nevada
Hotel.
Frank Codba arrival from, Salt Lake