The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-04
AMONG THE JEStERs.

VIZ N"sHNs
In proportion 10 its size the mos
quito draws better than the average
cigarette. New Haven News.
The pipe.like music soothos the
savage breast. but not every smoker
likes an over. ohewer. --.Psragrspher.
A COW path is not as bright as the
moon Of stars, but It's milky way"
just the same.-Charlestown Enter
prise.
The reason drunken men seldom
drown is because the whisky makes
their heads swim Duluth Para
grspher.
| Blaino's sudden fight from Ire.
land may very properly be called
political hcdge-ira.-Duluth Para
graphcr.
The fellow who thinks he can take
the whole bakery is very often the
one that doughn't do it,-Para-
grspher.
IL lisa little singular that the most
famous playwrighis are always look
ing for a situation. "-Charlcstown
Enterprise.
Whom a young man decciyos his
best girl aud sbc finds il out i.
usually leads up 70 q serious cry sis.
Charlcstown Enterprise.
We do not wish TO commit our
selves. but wo really believe that the
engine Of an ocean steamship is the
best screw driver We ever saw
Life.
A poet asks, Where shall We snd
CONTENT" We can toll him-when
poets cease from troubling and the
weary arc arrest. "--Charlestown Bn-
terprisc.
A politician asks How can |
prevent scratc hing at the pollsf"
We would rooo mmend = liberal use
Of fno tooth comb and an occf-
sional shampoo. Newman IHdepond-
dent.
Omaha Damo-What do you Think
| have a girl who gets up in the
mOrning without beng called.
Chorus Of Voiccs-lmpossible2
Bat IL 10 true. she's 10 love with
the milkman.-Omaha World.
win you please insert this obitu.
AIRY uoiice1" asked an old gentleman
OF an editor. II make bold 10 ask il be.
cause the deceased had a great many
friends about here who'd be glad 10
hear Of his death. Sunday Demo
crat.
20 far Ms eau be- asceriained by a
careful canvass thore are only two
women la the State Of New York
who sluttcr. A they slutter faster
than an, other woman can tall, they
don't look upon IL a. an inaiotion.-
Detroit Rroo Press.
40 you call this baud Of picked
nusioiansf' said a hotel manager to
tho leader Of summer band. Och
dot yos so; | bick 'cm min sellcf,"
replied the bsndmaster. well, thea.
you picked them before they we're
rlpc."-Christiau Union.
IL takes tho crimps out Of society
girls hair 10 see the distinguished
count she las been desperately flirt-
ing with NJ = seaside resort, shipping
around the head OF Boston mer.
chant and urging a reluctant Gus
toner 60 have q sea foam. - Boston
Globe.
Now York Edi,or-Is tho cable
news column hll3
AssisIant-No; but man who
writes Il l..
That's bad. We must make a
show somehow"
~ can't think up anything 10
write about"
We'll Kill Stanley again. "-0ma-
ha World.
Wong Chin POO in q magazine ar.
liclc asks. why am | a heather 2"
We give u NJ, After living fifteen
years OF moro in the laud OF churches,
doodle ald,rmcn. free schools, Sun
day base ball game, aud abti poverty
cranks, he ought 20 be ashamed To
confess that he Is gill a h,athen.-
Norrlstown Herald.
Hello, Charley, what are you do.
ing; uoylug2 asked one young man
OF smother whom he met with big
vallso Ia hls hand.
I've Just commenced my yaca-
ton"
Your yacauoup'
Yes I'm vacating al the reaue.,
OF my landlady. - Washington |
Critic.
Illinois Railroad Official Gin IN,
spirit ,Wulil II the earth travels |
around the qua a. the rate Of IL. |
WOOOg miles a week, what kceps II |
IRON Hirg of Jhu track2
Old spirit Magnetic attraction.
Magnetic attraction, eb9 III
should think a rope would be cho.n.
or.-Omaha World
a Tame Exhibition. Gus-I.y
JACK, l saw pretty girl ect out of
hanback, today You ought TO have
been around.
Jack yawuiuFl-l Jaw a Girl cot
out OF y hsmm ok once. bud ,be,e
was nothing interesting about n WV
Gus (astonlshod)-fhero w..n',Y
Jaok--No; she was a Boston girl
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LivciS rI@ss d. sobii.