The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-07-29
PITH AND PoINT.

ng is chestnut to the fresh who has
ieard nothing. -Nelo Orleans Fica-
yss,ae.
It is o sign Of progress when only
iwenty-one nicknames can be found in
ihe Wellesley list Of sweet girl gradu-
ites. Boston Globe
There viii be no wheat corners in
he immediate future. When the reap
sr begins to sing the corners take
pack seat. Peoria Transcript
The real reason why Regroes live to
such an extreme old age is that they
ion't know exactly when they were
born. --Shoe and Leather Reporter.
Doubtless the Wall street lambs
rather enjoyed seeing such hardy old
:am as Cyrus W. Field shorn in tho
good old way. Rtsfutielphia Times.
The man who can name the short
horse whenever one of that kind is
winner at the races need not envy
Gould's opportunities for fortune-mak-
ng Sc Paul Globe
King Otto Of Bavaria has been
officially declared insane. European
royalty is sadly in need Of an accession
of healthy plebeian blood. Iaaiuna-
polls Saturday Herald.
These are the times when the wife
viii pack all the eatables into basket
and 60 off to Sunday-school picnic.
leaving the husband the key to the
house. - Toledo Commercial
There was not as much pomp and
splendor about our Fourth of July as
there was in the jubilee. but il made
good deal bigger noise, and the acci-
dents were far more numerous. Clsi-
eGgo Times.
We should not object SO much to
Canada's new protection laws if the
Canadians would not let embezzling
bank cashiers in free. 1t is hardly fair
TO discriminate In favor of boodlers-
Alta California.
The explosive steam thrasher is
Already in the field. luring the unsus-
pecting farmland to replenish a Sizing
hot boiler with cold water and strew-
ing the stubble with its victims. - Mis-
Souri RepubIicGD
II is reported that Editor Cutting
has finally taken to the lecture field.
He is unmolested, while the Chicago
boodlers are denied BAH. Here is q
pointer for some benevolent anti
poverty society. - Omaha Bee
Henry s. Ives, the brilliant young
Wall street operator, has bought $780,
] 900 yacht. and Mr. J. Smith, the young
faro-bank breaker, has bought 500
900 diamond The country seems to
be prosperous. - Omaha World.
In Russia '.the win Of the people,
does not count when it Is on the other
side from the viii Of the car. Hence
select group Of students who were
for the win Of the people are on the
way to Siberia -Ne0 York Mail
There have been mora weddings this
week with the thermometer making
blood heat than during the rigorous
days Of winter. This may be attribu-
ted to she Fourth Of July; and II not
we give it up. Ohio State journal
'Can a husband open his wife's let
tersP" is subject for warm debate
from Maine to Florida A husband. il
'he has the spirit Of man, can open
his wife's letters, but mustn't expect
to be happy afterward. Boston Herald
The Chicago detectives know a good
thing when they do il. Charging s2S,
COO for working up the case against
the boodlers is almost as cheeky as the
way Mic Schneider's boiler-repairs
were inflated Pittsburgh Commercial
! Gazette.
After all, the men who lost their
money in the Chicago wheat-pit might
still have some brains, but there is no
hope for the man with an innate hank
ering to speculate in boom villages in
visiable elsewhere shan on paper. Cal
vestop Ncs0s.
A Washington paper says there is 2
great demand for flats at the capital
We should imagine the boarding house
keepers would feel rather lonely Just
now. but it won't be long before a
brand-new lot Of congressman win ar.
rive there. - Omaha World
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