Mohave County miner., 1887-11-19
Ail s..rss.
In ths bright lexicon Of Wall Street one
Of the liphtest words 10 s"Fsil."-Life.

Of the lightcst words 10 s"Fsil."-Life.
Cassomsr-what do you sell these
cigars for7 Clerk observation-disclosures;
but they amt, by long chalk .--Tii-Bits.
/ Des Moines has an anti-swearina so
cicty Of $50 members Once week they
20 OF hiding In the woods to relieve
themselves - Boston Post
], An advertisement reads "Wanted--A
nurse to mind children" 1t was prob
ably inserted by the children. - Water
bury American.
j Passenger toD Texas raiIroad)--Are We
likely TO reach Waco on time. conductor?
Conducsor--Depends on the train rob-
hers. Tickets, please,--New York Sun.
! Mr.. Powderiy says that II he should
leave bis present place he would devote
himself to literary pursuits. Then he
would he sure-enough workman Puck.
Psychologists say that the older q Tan
grows the smaller bis brain becomes.
This explains why Young men know
everything and old men nothing. Boston
Courier.
Able editor---M Much news In your do.
pariment to.day7 Political editor--No,
it's dull very dnll. "DulI, eh?" "Yes,
no new political parties have been started
since breakfast. Omaha World.
'water as q medicine" read Ken.
tu'ky politician In a sanitary journal.
Next some blame fool will be advocating
water AZ beverage" he added. In .
tone Of deep disgust --Norristown Herald.
i Mrs. Nycoyne-Yea, it was an awful
d'seasn; it really gosto he an epidermis IN
our neighborhooi: and was SO frustrated
ny il had 10 spend two weeks at the sea-
shore TO recapitula,e. Harper's Bazar.
4 II was very late and Hreyn was steer
ing Robinson homeward. "What win
yon say to your wife7" Brown asked.
"Not a thie, q word" said Robinson.
i "Why no,?" II won't have chance"
New York Sun.
Dress" said Bsgley, with all the force
Of an original idea, "does not make Q
man" "No," replied Pompano gloom.
| lily, a. he fingered his wiie's dressmaker's
bill he had ,jbst received, "but Il often
breaks man. Philadelphia Call.
l Cincinnati lady Ito friend,--will you
give yonr daughter much OF a wedding,
Mrs. Over.herhine7 Mrs. overtherhins
%, no; il will be very quiet affair; Q
few kegs Of beer and, possibly, few
sky rockets from tho roof.-Nev York
Sun.
Several millionaies have recently
given their advice to young men - 70
how to get rich. Now ii the men who
have been happy without getting rich
would tell how that is done they will pr.
form much more valuable service.--
Boeton Herald.
Miss snobberly, who has Just written .
! letter-Ma. IL a l-cent stamp enough for
this letter? Old Mrs. snobberly lproudly)
Put on 2.cent stamp, my daughter. OF
people will say the Snobssrlys are not the
: ceople Of the right stamp.-Texas Silt.
ings. ~
Mr.. snea,h--I see Miss Litter, the
q anthore.s. " here, and have never read
any OF her stories. Can't you give mo .
few points, Miss Clara? What II her
forte? Clara--Local color. think. just
'ook at the dab of rouge in front Of her
,ev ear New Haven News. II
Il have Just been reading an interesting
essay on poetry, Miss -sniderly," Tell
|, me about It. Mr.. Goodman" "Why,
the author advances tho theory that q
poet mnst be more or less OF maniac 70
start with" Indeed, What delight
, iul poet you would be, Mr. Goodman"-
! Lincoln Journal.
; A machine has been invented which
will "sew on 5000 buttons in ono day.
This is too much. No man wants 5000
buttons sewed on a single garment he
wears. The profusely-buttoned dresses
worn by the ladies year ago didn't con.
tain over 400 Observation-Disclosures
Herald
Omaha dame--You have been married
quite number OF times. believe CHI
cago grass-widow--Yes, but shall never
msrry again. "Yon are still young
True, but am snperstitious. lshonld
he afraid to marry again" "Indeedl
why?" Thirteen is an unlucky mum.
ber."--Omaha World.
"You don't mean to say that you had
to pay inst as much for your pew during
the summer rnonths, when the church
was closed, as when ]: was lsa7" Ser
tainIy." ,"How ridiculous" "Oh, !
don't know / don't besrudgc the money.
enjoyed the pew qnite as well a. though
was In it--better, II anything. "--Boston
Transcript.
Send ms the dresses woman has worn
and We can tell you whether her husband
Is In Canada or not.--Omaha World.
send statement of the restaurant, hotel,
wine, billiards, livery, gambling and racs
| ing bills OF that husband and II can be
seen whether they or tie needed dresses
II an hoaest vile sent him TO Canada