The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-12-21
BnlC-A-BRAC.
Sile, ced the din of the busy day;
Only the night winds sighting
Fell on the ear Of the Comrade near

The street car driver dying.
Slowly the eyes of the dying man
Parted; he easpcd, he started;
The comrade bent with car intent
Ger the lips that speech had parted.
An angel had bcckoned the dying man
Down by the stream so shady.
And this was the word the comradc heard:
The other crossing, lady"
A soar spOt-thc eagles nest.
y popular winter csort- hot toddy.
~ stock brokers' ticket is sometimes n
fortune teQcr-but usually it isn't.
Very fc" persons eau hold their own on
their first sen voyage.
1t is the first business of Il Prohibitions,
to prohibit common sense
An oculist is the man who can make
people open their eyes.
TO make Il long story short-scud it to u
newspaper editor.
One talent well used gives its possessor
greater satisfaction than five talents buried
beneath the rust of idlcncss and sloth.
A beauty is apt to find no fault with her
eyes, checks, or lips, but che upbraids her
hair.
By taking n voyage on a vessel all pas.
Scngers arc turned into wood; for in order
to go they must be all aboard.
a clear conscience can rest easy on a bed
OF granite, while an evil one would be un.
easy on one OF swausdown.
There are some men who are so opposed
to anarchy that they will not ever wear
red flannel.
Blessed arc the piece makers" said the
small boy when he dropped n costly porCc.
lain ornament.
The carpenter is an unreasonable fellow.
He OBJECTS to plain board, and yet he don't
like a board until it is plaued.
We always admire what we cannot un.
derstand. Maybe that is why so many
women get married.
An angler giving an account of q trip to
Canada speaks of "a fight with a salmon"
We prefer peas with salmon.
n lady man at the State election sent
over to a South Boston foundry to see If
they could not cast his vote for him.
On seeing a house being whitcwashcd, u
small boy OF three wanted to know If il
was going to be shaved.
Macon l'rohibitionist-The Atlanta cleo.
ton was n Waterloo. Macon Amino,
ii was a whjskyloo.
With much pain the public learns that
the Barnum holocaust did not burn a single
pink lemonade vcndcr.
Monkcytown is the name of n new DOS,
Office of InH"o county, Mississippi. Doubt.
les The postmaster could unfold IA tale.
Notice 20 foreign assassins-It you don't
behave yourself when you come from
Europe you will speedily go to your rope.
The oil! lady who mcndcd her husbands
trousers with Il patch of grass is now
rooster. '
p~rir..,,h,
! iIilA'lhy u1CS not require OF US rcstric
%onN 'Tn. M"u!u cunpleasall'' out oniy to
'G,.,,nJvi anu li"'cta'ioh Is consistent
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49, WA! go nu' ON Saturday, the last
~ lae year, flUnth and week and 1883
w., '.,i III "h sunday the iIrst day OF the
f''r' moan ana week.
''thcy tell me you nrc an artist" "Only
= nai1i"r, AN. indeed! May | ask what
sour Spcca.ity: "Ccrtainly, | paiLt
'i.' req.
1--WE don't cnrr for the rain " soid ono
~HaI,nn,"re girl to another as She raised an
w .C'ai we re neither sugar nor salt.
N'' '"p'''i inc "thcr' but wccr lasscs."
Crocsus never WIS called upon to act for
a season rs financial manager Of n national
.P,r' company. Ihat Is why he is Known
u history as Il man OF some means.
Where is You homc:" asked n man of a
di,cgns"lat booking stranger. Il haven't
any home Il; present, - was the rcnly. NV
WIZ 5 nNo'hcr IS making her a visit.
! o"r Wii"e taxing II iisttui OF change
't"n' G""lLioullo" oo~A)-lhank'c &C. deacon.
" Nho"h yer i'td lolkS Ter comm
! " 4 ",h mere AIorc.
rom l"c SIrahgclhiilit that goes through
arm whc, nc puts 1T round his dar.
III Mni'l' ne inn"siHcS She must wear an
'i''l'It conS',. a.,
IL Is SinENitr liRl. Notwithstanding the
dinners thrrr orn ,omn NAM n'o rh "a. 'nG caun
wnnt - iitiIn nomn "F,"r h 'a'H ,na. "'WnyS
,pVp1 Wv do ,h"v "Iw" "'." "au - 'rcr.
.shry .Brcnmsc II toHns ;h,oa a T",n
mon =, m,nngo To- IN" 80 " 'Uul
Dawdlc, glaring toward his wife.
Yo, ,inI vonr..lf r.rroshol -.
once &c nlrosomt nnorin VL ny tnc pres.
rnrnc.' nn,Yor, 70 ", y ! ""S not ni"kc