The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-09-06
BRIGHT BITS.

THE GLACIERS report business as putty good
-GOOdau'S Sun.
IoUNG BLoBsoN has named his canoe William
Henry Harrison, because it's tippy canoe
burlington Free Press.
il a weeks time the earth travels over II 900
wv miles Fortunately there are no wooden
bridges OH the line.-Noroich Comm Bulletin.
The other day calf belonging to Mrs Joseph
l.. Garrett. of West Fallowfied, ate nineteen
young turkeys, and wanted more.-Toronto
Globe.
Is il not somewhat paradoxical to class as
supporters OF the government" those men and
newspapers which the government have to SUD-
port!--OttUtCd (Conddd) Free Press.
"ALAs, how disappointment frowns, " says an
unknown poet in a recent effort of his, when
hope most bright is cleaning; the stitches put
in wedding gowns are oft but idle scanning -
AdShrlne -fntcrtcaR.
HE-Then you love meg
She--I do
He-And may speak to your pa:
She-No Speak to ma. Pa amt anybody in
this house. Boston Courier
Ella, said Clara, as they were seated on
the veranda of their country boarding house Il
went fishing with Charley this morning"
Did your What did you catchs''
Il caught Charley. "-Netc York Sun.
PAPA, does stand for 'zic?'"
Why, there isn't any such word as '2ic, my
.'Oh, yes, there is; don't you remember?
When you say, pie zic scuse me.'-The Epoch
OLD GoLDDUsT ton his knees to the Widow
Bullion)-Ah. madam, adore YOU
Widow Bullion-There. there Do not get ey
cited, blr. Golddust. You have let your teeth
fall In my lap. Shall l give them a caramel
Life.
FIRST TRAMP hear that some of thin
Chinee bastes in Mott street are wearing dia
mondS.
Second Tramp-Yis, bad cess to en-. Before
they come here my wife was able to support me
takin' in washn'.-T Bits.
ETHEL, dear, you are looking pale and i'll
this morning.
Yes. mamma: | went in bathing Yesterday
and got my feet wet
oh careless girl, and spoiled your bathing
suit, no doubt. Never let that happen again -
Brooklyn Eagle.
You have lively set of clerks" he said to
be pleasant and profitable to have employees SO
full of energy and VIM
Yes, responded the proprietor ''we close
early to-day, and they are getting ready to go
home. "--Ne,o York San.
OMAHA GIRL--What! Art at funerals?
Boston Girl-Yes, indeed. Hand-painted cof
fins are all the style in Boston now Some of
the latest designs are gloriously beautiful
Beautifully"
from committing suicide. Omaho World.
son, what's your hurry! 49,
Robinson tout of BREATH Don't detain me: :
I've just heard that my house is on fire.
Brown-That's too bad. | was going TO ask
you to have drink.
Robinson--Well, I'll go you one, but we'll
have to be quick about it.
sire"
Yes, Daniel
II learn with grief that you are becoming a
base ball crank
Daniel fi'e
No otfense meant, sire, but the papers say
you intend to make short stops at various
points Pittsbug Chronicle.
WAS told of a Cambridge girl who lives under
the shadow of Memorial Hall who directed her
shoemaker, while ordering pair of boots, to be
sure to put in good leather penults.
"Hayr said the cobbler.
'PentIlts,' murmured she.
"Penults.N murmured he
Yes, penults," insisted the danlsei timer
soles: they come next to the last don't thew
We'll, yes; | guess they do" returned the
cobbler IN that peculiar twang of the Down
Easter that can never be initiated in cold print
Boston Letter to the AUGUSTA Ca Chronicle.