San Francisco vindicator., 1887-06-25

ably, and when ever she heard OF anyone
being in want of food she did not lend a
deaf ear and let Them die of hunger. oh no.
She stinted herself TO assist them. Having
reigned over her peanut stall for fifty
years, she intends holding jubilee next
week. We make this announcement for
the benefit of the proprietor of Woodward
in case he should feel inclined
to lend them for the occasion, and for that
of those who are so fond of attending such
"Boss Buckley's sight is rap idly recover
ing and with it is fading his vision of the
Bulgarian throne.
A paradox, you say, well let it be so, it is
a fact nevertheless, and there is every pros
pect of Chris coming back to Frisco,
because as we told you before the Gear
would take no stock in Buckley with his
eyes open;
We had letter from Chris, in which he
told us that he had been invited to attend
the jubilee celebrations, swell my dear
Octopus he said you know very we'll I'm
no saint. but dam it all you know old IL an
though did not mind passing myself off
for king in Austria for an hour or two, l
had to draw the line at going to London
and associating with them"
Mr.. Murphy went to the jubilee on We'd
nesday and landed in the tanks. Serve him
right ;any member of the Murphy family who
would celebrate Queen Victoria's jubilee is
a disgrace to it, and deserves to be ever.
iastingly locked up.
"The Chinese must CO." So says Dr.
O'Donnell and so says the VINDIcAToR
They are not only polluting our morals,
but they are poluting the air and every
thing 'lse. In fact. to come in contact with
them at all is to be polluted.
The latest discovery is to the effect that
they are blocking up portions of our sewers,
so as to manipulate the sewerage for man
uring purposes. This is an old game Of
the Sydney Chinese gardeners, but We were
not aware until lately that it was in vogue
here. Now we know good deal about the
habits of the Chinese in this city, but
there is great deal more that We don'i
know. We are inclined to comfort our
selves after the manner of the poet by the
reflection that
"Where ignorance is bliss tits folly to- be
WISE"
Mr.. MeAtee, q resident of Valencia street,
had his house burglarized while attending
the jubilee farce at Woodward's Gardens.
Served you right, Mac, that will teach you
not to make an ass Of yourself again.
A Chicago preacher attired in threadbare
garments and wearing hungry, woolfish
expression mounted his pulpit last Sunday,
put aside the Bible which was handed to
him by the deacon, and addressed the
Congregation thuslX: -. Dearly beloved
paid me my salary. I am deeply involved
in debt, moreover l am hungry and cannot
preach any more for nothing. This being
the case, have resolved to turn to and
work for living, and in the mean time,
dearly beloved, 1 declare this pulpit vacant
until the Lord in his great mercy and loving
kindness will send you another preacher
who can live on air and wear buckskin
breeches of his own make.
Seventy-fve thousand pounds or three
hundred and seventy-five thousand dollars
of American money was one of the modest
gifts which her Britanic majesty graciously
accepted from the women of England.
This money which was handed to her by
some titled ladies, eminated principally
from the working classes, factory girls,
sewing girls, shop girls, etc. These
pinched themselves and suffered no end of
of which the working women
of America have no conception, to give
their mite to the fund, confidently believ-
ing that the same would be donated by
their dear Queer~to charitable object, to
relieve some one worse off than themselves.
Her majesty has graciously announced
that the money will be donated to the erec-
ton of an equestrian statute to late Prince
Consort, and that should there be any left
over it z0iH be giuea in charity. Charity, it
will be seen is secondary consideration
with this Queen. The Prince Consort was
1 German loafer whose sole claim to recog-
1ition by the British Public, rests upon
heir having had the honor of supporting
him while he was alive, and the Queen
as they now have, of supporting
lis disreputable sons, and their having
'een put to the expense of erecting enough
ron, stone and brazen statues to him since
lis death, to build innumerable ships and
This three hundred and
twenty-five thousand dollars might have
'een expended in the erection and fitting |
ut of relief works for the unemployed and |
tarving poor of London, Manchester, Bir-
bingham and other large cities, making
ood citizens of them once more and saving
hem from the life of crime, misery and
degradation into which they are fast drift
ng.
JUDGE TOBIN'S INTERMENT.
The remains of the late Judge Richard
'obin were inferred on Monday with elab-