St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-12-25

in constant danger of catching cold, he
is so near the ground all the time.
County Auditor Kahn wondering if
he'll ever be obliged to go back to set
ting type again.
Manager Scott, of the Grand, wonder
ing if there will be many changes in the
theater business in st. Paul before next
Christmas.
Ed Hilton considering the ACCESSIBILITY
of wearing dresses, it is so difficult to
get trousers made large enough for him.
Al Keegan arguing that Lake Elmo
will he the most popular lake resort in
Minnesota within five years.
DR.. Day wondering if pOstmaSterS in
the hereafter are allowed to hold office
as long as they are in this world.
Charley Petsch sizing himself up in
mirror and wondering if, in view of the
long time he has served as alderman, it
isn't about time for him to begin TO grow
larger around the waist.
w. Ii. Dixon looking wan and tired,
because he hasn't heard new story for
long time now.
FIR. Welz, of the Merchants, cOntem-
plating the purchase of pair of cOrsetS
to give his figure more Partisan con-
tour.
Fred Foster tobogganing down Third
Joe Henshaw, of the Ryan in 1920,
wearing diamonds and smoking gold
plated cigars.
Johnny Langdon in 1918 with dark
brown mustache capable of being
waXed and curled.
w. W. Erwin wondering whether he
could win as easily at poker as he does
at the bar.
Johnny Ford. in 1925. landlord of a
fourteen-stOry hotel on the corner Of
Greenbrier and Reaney streets.
Stanford Newell going up Wabasha
street to photograph gallery TO see if
there are enough of his whiskerS to en-
courage the camera into taking one.
Col. Dudley standing under the cleo
! tric light mast at Seven corners Won
| dering which he had rather be super
| intendent Of, cable car line or a large
! fat turkey at Christmas dinner.
Internal Revenue Collector Biermann
satisfying himself that he enjoys soft
| snap in St. Paul better than ne would a
cold snap on his farm.
| Banker Bickei urging his sons to keep
| clear OF politics and pay attention to
| real estate ana money lOaning.
Judge German trying TO discover why
it is that he can probate everybody'S
! will but his own.
| JuuSe NtlSOl, through the WlnuOW Oh
| the Minnesota club, making it decidedly
interesting for twelve-pOund turkey
roasted to turn and painted red with
| cranberry sauce.
Ansel Oppenheim giving it out that
he is satisfied that somebody else should
| get the credit Of building the Minnesota
| IL Northwestern railroad so long as he
is able to get good share Of the money
made by the corporation.
Mayor Smith trying to persuade John
| Barnes that base ball can be played on
| ice.
A. D. Talmadge humming to himself:
Il had rather be secretary of the cham
Der of commerce than king of tine Canni-
bal islands"
John Foley telling a Dakota friend
| that the ClaredOn hotel ranks with the
leading hOStelrieS in the country, regard
| less of politics.
DR.. Macdonald in his snOWshoe cos
tune looks like fiannel-mounted ice
berg from Davis strait.
DR.. Quinn looking wistfully towards
! the Pacific coast and wondering if he
should happen to go broke out there,
how long it would take him to walk
back on snOwShOes.
Henry Nickel fishing through the ice