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San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
The Work OF the testers.

''IIer cheeks are rudy az rose,
Her eyes re pretty, but-her nose!"
ITO that you hardly should refer;
II was birthday present, sir"
--[Harpei's Bazaar
To make Roman punch, call him
a liar. Winnipeg Siftings.
To make Bourbon sour, Just men.
ton Grover Cleveland.-Albany Ex-
press.
Senator Payne is known rs the
"Sardine Senator" he is so deep in
oil.-Life.'
''See here, waiter, there's n button
in this stew" ''Yes, sinh! yes, sail.
Dat am de best dressed meat, sab.
Burlington Free Press
If good pennies had one of the
qualities of bad pennies, that of soon
returning, they would be much i'm
proved.-Journal of Education.
jim the matter of speed there is n
great similarity between flash of
lightning and bit Of unfounded Cos,
sip.-St. Adams Messenger.
There has been left ut the Blizzard
Office an umbrella which the owner
'can recover by calling. 1t is very
poor one and needs recovering. Oil
City Blizzard
Charlottesville has just started n
little shoe factory and II mandatory
of socks. 1t is supposed the people
up there will now wash their feet
and quit going barefooted.
castle Qnd.) Times.
"John, I wish you'd get me raw.
hide or shingle. want to spank
Willie" quoth st. Louis matron.
"Why not use my slipper, Mary ?"
t'Oh, 1 only want to spank him L
don't want to crush him. Life.
A Sunday School teacher asked a
little girl of her class if she had been
baptized. eyes, said the little girl
."two times?' Why, how could that
be?' 81 didn't take the first time,
said the little giil.-Wide awake.
The State Medical Society at its
recent session at Lansing took no
action against writing prescriptions
in Latin, aud the public will still
have to pay 81 IS for vial of salt
and water, written: Chloride of So
dunn, TIRES saw teeth; aqua fontana
(. s. m.-Detroit Free Press.
Hostess-"Why, Mr.. Awfuilo)r,
you have honored me with every
dance this evening. 1 am afraid"
Mr.. Awfulboor with great conde-
scension)-"Ah, 1 dare say. Bat
don't mention it, I pray. Capital
joke. Its only to cut the Brown
girls, you know. Harpers Bazaar.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
The Barbed Wire Fence.

Already the accounts Of cattle being strnck
by lightning and killed while huddled to-
gether near barbed wire fence during
thandeNtom have begun to come in.
Losses Of this kind have become 30 numer.
ous Of late years that the question OF inSulnt-
ing the wires Of susb fence Ia seriously dis.
cussed The humble rail fences Is not n
thing Of beauty nor Joy forever. but 1t
seldom bctrays the confidence of u lot Of
trusting cattle that have assembled together
IN one OF its friendly corners for mutual
counsel and support in the hour OF trial
Chicago Tribune.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

The statue of Liberty enlighteniug the
world, which stands on Bedloes Island, in
the harbor of New York, is one of the most
Sublime artistic conceptions of modern
times. The torch OF the goddess lights the
nations of the earth to peace, prosperity
and progress through Liberty. 3ut lib
erty" is an empty word TO the thousands of
poor women euslaved by physicl! ailments
n hundredfold more tyranuical than any
Nero. To such sufferers DR.. Pierce's Fnv
orite Prescription holds forth the promise
of speedy cure. 1t is n specific in all
those arrangements, irregularities nu1
weaknesses which make life burden to so
many women. The only medicine sold by
druggists, under a positive guarantee from
the manufacturers, that it Will give salts
faction in every case, or money will be re-
funded. See guarantee printed on wrapper
enclosing bottle.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
Paienfs Granied.

Patents granted TO citizens Of Texas dur.
ing the past week and reported expressly
for the FnEE PREss by c. A. Snow a. Co.,
patent lawyers, opp. U. $. Patent office,
Washington d. O..
l. Cooper, Fort Worth, stomach bitters.
@. N. Hutchins, DuPre, cotton cultivator,
W. X. Smith, Bandera, coin operated
electrical scale.
O. Pocht. Austin, nntshell-cutting ma
chine
Il. +. Williams. Dallas. reflector for lamp.
NJ. NJ. Wilson, Honey Grove, spark ar
roster.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
ChIIIs and Fever. Malaria.

Many cases Of fever and ague. dumb
acue aud c1ucestive chills were promptly
arrested aud entirely lanishci hy the use 81
Simmons Liver Regulator. You don't say
half enough in regatd 30 the efficacy 81 this
vaiuable meiieiue in cas- q ngus. inter
miiteni fevsrs. etc Every case has loeu
arrested iInraedilieiy. vas a Sufferer for
YEAR 18th the AVER disease. and nuiy found
r.lief by usng tle Regulator. - oBEKr J.
Wr1Ks. Rstayla Meme Co. III
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
WOnian's Veracity.

1t is the opinion of theologians
and lawyers and judges that rs rule
women are truthful. Hence, the pub
lie rightfully attaches value to tho
testimony of lady rs to the effect
of medicine.
| Mrs. Mask is the wife of one of the
most prosperous and intelligent fai
mers of Alcora county, Miss, Edward
Mask. After suffering two years
with an ulcer that covered her left
leg from the knee to the foot, recent
ly she has been cured. Read what
cured her:
GIFT p. o. Miss, Feb 1G, 1887
Gentlemen-A year ago last fall q
sore broke out on my left leg below
the knee 1t began to spread, and
run until my whole leg was covered
This continued until last fall, when /
began to take Swifts Specific.
The physician told me it would take
about one dozen bottles but when l
had finished two bottles my leg was
well. While / suffered, I also had
chills regularly. These too disap-
peared when the ulcer was healed up.
1 am truly grateful for the benefit
received from S. S S., nad both my
self and husband talk up your medi-
cino to MI onr friends.
MRs. CoRDEIIA s. MASK,
The Fiend Dyspepsia Exercised.
JEsUp, Ga, MARCH 13, 1887.
Gentlemen Il had u severe case
of dyspepsia several years ago. My
blood was impoverished and my
health was so poor that was greatly
reduced in weight. I took course
of S. S. S., which brought me around
all right. My appetite improved and
my digestion became perfect. My
weight increased about forty pounds,
and to-day am well and sound
man, thanks to your valuable blood
purifier, s. S. S. Yours truly,
Nj. w. SURRENoY.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases mailed free.
THE SWIFT Specific Co., Drawer 3,
Atlanta, Ga.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
DIR. J. ]. Tobin :

VT. %. ~. lbblu
DEAR SIR We began to handle Hepato-
zone about n year ago, and now find it to be
the best selling medicine of the kind we
handle. We find il leads for the following
reasons: 1t always gives satisfaction. Every
bottle is guaranteed. II sells RAPIDLY.
When properly handled it soon takes the
place of all other liver medicines. Yours
truly, JENKINS X Co, Coryell Go.
For sale in San Marcos by Reynolds Il
Daniel; in Kyle by J. n. whisenant Il Co.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

This is good world to sin in, but
so far as men are concerned it is q
very hard world to repent in. 1t is
n bitter world; it is a cruel world
Beecher.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

You must work, nothing is to be got
for nothing, ana No mln who chooses
to be industrious need be under obi
cations to another, for labor of every
kind commands it's reward Gold
smith
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

PETcrLH AsH BIrTtHs u an unfailiug cure
for all diseases osiginsting IN hilary de-
rsucenents cAosed ~ TIE rnalaria e Iaizs-
s-1atic cozutFies- No ofbsr rDeiicine uou
"a sale uil - efstfszslly relpoVe the Dr.
ir7Aing sieDsrfs. and a. fbt sane tine tore
- TIE whole sys.slu- - - s17t AM safe
rs acficu-
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Iron, PRAIRIE NANCE AND SCRATCHES of
every kind cured in 30 minutes by WOOL
FoRD's SANITARY LoTIoN. Use no other.
This never fails. Sold by w. A. Coward e.
Co., druggists, San Marcos. Oct. 29.1y.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

He that hath scrupulous con-
science is like horse that is not well
weighed he starts at every bird
that file; out of the hedge,-Selden.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Senator Wade Hampton, of South
Carolina looks as young as he did
twenty years ago, barring few more
gray hairs.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
The Five Sisters.

There were five fair sisters, ard each had an aim
Flora would tain be a fashionable dame;
Scholarly SnsRn's selection was books;
Coquettish Goa cal ed more for good looks;
Anna, ambitions. aspired after wealth:
Sensible Sarah sought first Tor good health.
So she took DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery aud grew healthy aud blooming
Cora's beauty quickly faded; Susan's eye
sight failed from overstudy; Flora became
nervous and fretful in striving after fashion,
and sickly family kept Annals husband
poor But sensible Sarah crew daily more
healthy, charming aud Intelligent, and she
married rich.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Canon Wilberforce is a vehement
opponent of vivlsection.
Will Clrleton is among the most
industrious of literary men.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

THIS coed OLD STANDBY
accompllshes for everybody exactly what isclalmed
fort One of the for the great popularity OF
tho Mustang Linimont Is found in its universal
applicability. Everybody needs such medicine.
The Lumberman needs 1t in case OF accident
The Housewife needs 1t for generalfamtly use.
The Canaler needs 1t for his teams and his men.
The Mechanic needs 1t always on his work
bench.
The Miner needs 1t In case OF emergency.
The Pioneer needsit-can't get along without 1t.
The En- rmer needs 1t in his house, his stable,
and his stock yard
The Steamboat man or the Dontman needs
1t in liberal supply ahoat and ashore.
The Horse fancicr needs lit Is bis best
friend and safest reliance.
The Stock -grewer needs lit will save him
thousands Of dollars and world of trouble.
The Railroad man needs 1t and will need It 50
long his life is q round of accidents and dangers
The Buckw0Odsnnn needs 1t. There is moth.
ing like It as antjdote for the dangers to Life,
limb and comfort which surround the pioneer.
The Merchant needs 1t about his store among
his employees. Accidents will happen, and when
these come the Mustang Eminent is wanted atonce.
Keep Bottle In the House. IT'S the best OF
economy.
Keep Bottle In the Factory. Itsimmedate
use In case of accident pain and loss Of wages
Keep n Bottle Always In the Stable for
use when wanted.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Every man thinks he is about right
himself An old Quaker said to his
We: "All the world is queer except
thee and me, and thee is a little
queer. New Orleans Picayune.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

ARE YOU MADE miserable by Indiges-
ton. Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of APP
petite, Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vitalizer is n
politive cure. Sold by Reynolds & Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

SHILOH'S CURE will Immediately re-
lieve Group, Whooping Cough and Bron-
chitis. Sold by Raynolds & Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Richard Henry Stoddard writes
his poems in a hand of such neatness
and legibility rs 'would put type
writer to the blush.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

"HACKMETAOK," n lasting and fragrant
perfume. Price % and 50 cents. Sold by
Reynolds u Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

DO the truth you know, and you
shall learn the truth you need to
know,-Geotge Mcdonald.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

FOR D1SpErSIA aud liver UoIlr.iaint
you haze a gri-tsa guarz-.iso On every bot
tie - Shilc|h's Vitnlizsr. u never falls 90
cure. SOD ~ Esyuolis e n1lisl
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07
Endurance of Society People.

prominent society lady of Washington
being asked by the Prince of Wales, "Why
is it you people here manifest so little fa-
tgue from dancing, receptions, etc.Y' re
pned, "Why, Won see, we Americans regain
the vitality wasted in these designations by
using DR. Hartcr's Iron Tonic"
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

THE REV. GEO. II. THAYER. Of Bour-
bon. Ind. says; Roth myself and wife
owe our lives ioSHILOHS CONSUMPTION
CURE" Sold by Reynolds & Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Patti has bought another piece OF
real estate in New York.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Walter J. Damrosch says that Won
Bnelow is the most wonderful mu-
stefan now living.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

President Cleveland has all his
shoes made in Albany, an wears
eights. extra broad
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Rose Elizabeth Cleveland, is said
TO be engaged to be married to a
Buffalo widower.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Geo. II. Sims is said to have con-
tributed to the columns of almost
every important periodical in Eng,
land.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

ANASAL INJECTOR free With each bot
tle q Shiol'S Cstarrh Remedy. Prise -
cents. sold by Elyu1lls 4 Daniel
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Gen Spinola Is martyr to rheum-
aiism. aud j. now trying his forty
third remedy.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Imost earnestly entreat every female ex
pecting 20 be confined, to use The Moth
er's Friend" Coupled With this eutreaty.
will add, that daring a large Ob.tetrical
practice. Cforty-fOur years, ! have never
Known IL TO fail to produce safe and quick
delivery. II. J. Hoiwrs. n d.
Atlanta. Ca
Send for our Trcafise on Health and
Happiness Of Wsman.- Mailed free
BE,DFTEID RBsUI.sroE Co. Aillu.a. Ca.
The Empress Of Russia IS prey
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Gov Hill will deliver the Fourtl
of July big talk to Tammany.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

FIX Gov Wm. Sprague is living in
retirement in Canonchet, the sole
remnant OF his once vast fortune.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Prof Asa Gray. OF Harvard. has
been made q ID. c l. by Oxford
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

Blncroft, the historian, surrounds
himself with eight type. writers.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

WHY WILL you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10
cts, so cts. and FL. Sold 10y Reynolds &
Daniel
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

The strongest men are the most
tender hearted. The coolest and
sweetest waters flow from under the
greatest rocks.-W. w. Battershall.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

sHILOWS CATARRHREMEDY-a pos.
tive cure for CitaTrh. Dipihtrl ami Can
ker Mouth. Sold bv Reynolds * Daniel
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-07-07

OF Senator Eyuts five daughters
only one rem linS unmarried.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26
Japanese Funersl Procession.

As We started TO leave this store It
japanese funeral procession was Passing
tho door. First came three men, each
carrying an immense stand Of new cut
flowers, who We're followed by several
mcn carrying and beating tomtoms.
After thcso came a procession of men
dressed iii blue, marching two by two
and each wearing n large straw hat. very
similar to n lady's shutdown, tied under
the chin so as to almost hide the face.
Behind the procession came the pail
bearers, four men, supporting two ham
boo POLES on their shoulders, on which
rested what looked like n large coffin box
entirely covered with white. In this
box was the corpse, pressed down to n
sluattinS position. Next came the
mourncrs, mcn and women, and after
them y number of c%reoles, each carrying
q bamboo pole on his shoulder, on each
end OF which was slung n large black tea
box containing food for the dead and his
family dGiticA.-Cor. Baltimore Sun.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26
5 A-ARIzs IN EUROPE.

= ..'.f .''nn against MonnrchicaI Gov
.i'S lay for Doing Little.
C:tiy prepared shows tho
'1. n' "", paii in Europe, and it forms
'H'...' De Fr,utr5 l"r those who havo
% . nat 4 own government is con-
Quoted ON a wGsteful and cxtravagant
Ian.
The C"Ircror of Russia receives $S,250,-
600 rcr Gunum; the sultan of Turkey,
5000. Coo: tiic emperor of Austria, ST..
GOO,CDj; the king OF Prussia, SD coo, 900;
the Ring OF l,uiv. 5000. coo; the queen
OF LA"!aEl, $!.2OD, UC0; tho queen OF
Spain. %i,&00,G00 and the king of Bel
gium, 5000, 600.
What Il gcrmon against monarchical
government this brief table contains.
Eight persons, mon and womcn-for
Kings and queens are nothing morc-rc-
ccivc c"Ch year in the aggregate $2S. $780,
Geo for doing what? For doing nothing
that humdrCl3- maybe t~houaands-of
their subjects could not do last as well
and l,o@sibly much Ecttcr. Some Of these
n0na.Chs get ;ilcir salaries for really
doing nothing. Queen Vic pria, fer OK
amplc. has absolutely no fun .on to per-
form except to represent il her royal per-
sou tho idea Cf dominion and sovcrc;Cnty.
She Las no part i'll the government OF tho
country. The most irrcpresaiblo Irish
member Of parliament does moro and has
more t. say about ruling the empire than
Victoria hes; and yct because sho i5 what
sic is, tie more c.dolon Of n byCono au-
tocr2Cy, Ter loving subjects Pay her over
$;?,CGN, coo every year for her own use
end benefit.
The king of PruGs;a receives So GO. 900
4 year a. corporation for his arGuous
roy&l duti"s; and when it is considered
that h Is the emperor of Germany, that
he is Il ma over so years Of age. and
that tho rci.3 of government nave been
FOR years in the hands Of bismarck. it
1 he ad!aitt"d that, Judged by rcpub-
lean standards, lie does not earn his
salary.
Probably the czcr Of Russia performs
as much or Inorr actual lalor than any
rciGr:n% SOVEREIGN il Europe. The form
Of government &C Russia being q dcspot-
ism. the car must necessarily center all
authority in liim@clf and he, II fact as
well - TGH!c, tho fountain ard source CT
Ill authority. Ru; even for his duties,
i%r!;son!", qualifications and difficult though
they may be, $3.50, OGO is more than
thcj' arn worth, especially in vicv' Of the
''a''''-N."' VI i-N'.FIk iNiANi lIlt iLi-
mcnsc G,";n upon her resources.
The pooplec f the United States thought
they wcrc dCirG & wonderful thing when
the" increased the PRESIDENTS salary from
$4,000 u year to $4,000; and yet the
larger amount is only a trillc OYER two
days salary cf the emperor Of Russia,
while ut tho same time the United States
is really Letter abe 70 pay the president
tho cars s"!"ry than Russia is ia pay the
car the presidents salary.
Royalty Is simply an enormously cx-
rcnsiyc lUNUTy, viii ro,hing to recon-
Ina,ii j. cHc",t tradition and precedent,
@"2 ~" C'lr wcalcr is that it can keep
:. I'l go l"nE on Intelligent and pro
',t'D.a il thi8 age of the world.
-. SEQ Chronicle.
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Guarding Dams MOTTO Pilates.

These plates are surrounded with i'm.
F~onctrablo safeguards. The large room,
nearly the full length of The building. IS
occupied by only tho cnaravcvs at tho
windows, AIr. ONcii, tio Chief cIG.lyer.
ant the custodian On SIDE OF TN.
room is aruihng aid wir2 screen, such as
orc seen il banks. behind which arc tho
E"sks Of Nj. O"Nyil ard his bool;kocpor.
On Tic Other sijo of the room, at the door
of She vault, Is a sin:i. Z inclcsure, where
sits the custodian Of the plates. dies, rolls,
erd other property. When The chief en-
grarcr comes i'll The rlrrnimg he makes 8.
tcluisition uDon the custodian f,rsuch Of
these precious bits of steel as lie wants.
each piece DaS its name or designation.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26
LITTLE LAUGHS.


III. om SIIns '"o 'i."Ur,l,ss On Mutc'
" '"'' 'v"i w" O'''"'' ''"'" '''
lCiSn1 a circus, when lie can keep his iat
on thHt n bald headed man Is really indepcn-
orleans PIcayunc.
Inc King Of S'am has S,CoO wives. 1t
SONS almost unnecessary 10 ada that iie Is
aid mead, -ti"rticrd SahG"y journal.
You may lecture on patiently bearing your
cross"
AnH le',nFe IRON now t''i next CnFis'mas;
With tie ,nnii,g ,,So.c crr.. t. yt,srismps
washington critic,
An oGycrtiscp,,ut saws: "Lo,to. OH, OF tfo
most ,nn,,,r nr,,,s.as niyyavs n,os tLo
cologne Sup o,c she docs, it will not make
her draw for a Scent.-New Orleans Plea
yunc.
The er.r,us Infection or Iot,o I. ;s soil /,
divided LatYccu n p,,,,; rrI , ~,noml,ar
She ccn iror lie .crp,,,in, 50 Inr, ns yhn j.
rot ,nnorto; re h.i, i, Iovo win - dido -
New Orleans l~i,,ynno
uuih r;.u. .,
said = Cincinnati nov v.ntcriro thn roin,c,
uan nj III. hnusc omSo,ite yosIiny tLn si,o.
walk. His fond r,nn,,on wos about ia com.
n.eud his sympathy with the poor working
mor when no ostsn;,hoi hcr Lv LI;rg vii,
emphasis: Then wo could have Il culorcd
man and a ho.c!'-ErcCh.
y learned n. d. las discovered iho. tho
cause of ballncg, is Great in,cuectunu,v
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II Cn.eN Her.

GOOD nightr' Ga.i TIC yoGtA, and q movement
lie made
IS II hc would kiss the dear girl;
But her head she Ircw back,
Aud it lit TIC last rack
N.tn a loud s]ovHG!u.. thwock
That made her heed paincIUy whirl.
arms
Round the form Of the II igitened young miss,
For your oIyH darling sake
Don't repeat that mistake,
BG; n solemn vow make
Thct you'll never acail dodge u kiss."
land there is every reason to think that sho
made the required vow, for no further arci-
dents Of this li.i.d have been rcported.-Chi-
cage Tribume.l
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26
Egtnt % Land ~ 0nlnns.

1t 10 to be noted that Egypt iDagain be-
coming a land Of onion culture. Large
quantities are yearly shipped TO Europe
from Alexandria and other ports. 4 fcw
years ngo Che trade hardly existed, while
III two months OF last year alone ii, 900
tors were shipped 10 Liverpool. New
Yorl: Tribune.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26

One of the largest wheat fields in the
world Is that Of ex-C Congressman G. T..
Reed, OF Stanislaus county, Cal, Hconaists
OF 10, 600 acres in n upbroken stretch
along The bank of The San joaquin river,
and much of the land Is protected by
levces, Us the stream IS hi@isef than tile
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26
Mhero pntrona nn1e.

To a young singer in London patron
age is as necessary rs lemning tho scales.
There nre but two ways of getting within
tho charmed circle. The singer must
pay n large price TO some person who
will become her manager or slio must get
the patronage Of u great lady who viii
make heT hcr protcsce, and push her for
ward ut her NV and her friends parties
and onccrta.-Lippincott'e Magazine.
There ara in orr osvn country Some.
wl.at moro than 100, 600 Sunday aclioola.
ith al enrolment Of 5000, 600 scholars
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26

Leayenwortb, In comparison TO my otiier
city in tic stntc. is rs NJ electric lixh ga
tollow candle. She "a the aliggpt defsY, ~
diamond depository Of tle daffus, da1UfI
commonwealth q Kansas. r. yfln ers ~
worth Pioneer.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-10-26
Very ntlncnishIn

Cnunsni-lInl tho Hccusod any distinguish
Ing features 10y which YOU recognized iiml
Nitncss-Ies, sir; l., WINS bow legged III
both cyes.-BurliuSton .Frco Press.