Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1887-06-16
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.tes " Rsea. peopie are peinB curtalied
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4.so"se.
Mrs, Snaggs.-.'I see that the Thirteen
Club OF New York, is going to dine with
thirteen undEtakers on uly 18th" Mr.
Snaggs -"Yes.n "Do you think any dis.
aster will happen to them ?" .sThirteenly
not. - Tctange.
Raw. Mr.. A--..My daer r,va bro,sh,
Won this pretty parrot 10 cheer vour
honrs when I am away Hs can't All
vet. but we'll soon teach him wont we
pretty Polly Pr Pretty Polly-.,Not he q
- sight I',-Lffs.
Ionee made n br,a, Walt 10 Ma
But newer will AZ A. asa
For tell you twas pie.
Prohibition did re-.
And never drop could the
tnrsty obte.
A New York church is to be pulled
down because the noise from the elevated
raflrnaI NAL boo - III T..
the society would be charged so much
for betterments that they would have
nothing left to pay for taking the edifice
down. -BostoR Courier.
Prof. Proctor. the English scientist,
fears that the letter ''r' is in danger of
disappearing from our language. The
Professor, instead of worrying about our
s'r", should make an effort to restore to
the English language the letter ''h"
dropped by his countrymen. N017istoion
Herald.
'Hulio, Harry what's the news ?"
"Oh nothing particular. was just
reading about the burying of $50 miners
IN British Columbia coal mine. What
do you get ?" '"rhey say our nine has
got whitewashl" Thunder you
don't say so But that is bad ir--Bostoll
Iranscrtpt
The Church Militant WAS ably repre-
sented yesterday by the Rev. Mr.. Lewis
at the meeting of the Church of England
Temperance Society. although he was
total abstainer, any man who attempted
to deprive him Of the right to take glass
of beer or wine would do so at the peril
OF his life. - Toronto Globe.
Local loyalty.-"But You have mos
n1Sfnau in.
lem citizen; mosquitoes as big as snipe.
Fine country to live in, Jersey isl" 'We
may have a mosquito or two off an on
durin the summer" replied the Jersey
man, IN no wise abashed, " but one thing
we don't have, and that is goats ,'--Hur-
per's BoSar.
Theodore Roosevelt said at recent
ID elmonico dinner: 1.-THE American is a
freeman, and freemen do not take tips. /"
Not when they are out of his reach or
spiked down with ten pennynail. There
is no instance on record, we believe.
where sleeping-c car porter has actually
murdered one of his guests for sordid
gain.-Dstr0n Free Press.
It's an awful thing, force of habit. A
fellow goes counting, and it's awfulIy
pleasant. At first it's novelty and fun.
1hOh ~ bbOVulGb lhUlL anu L0tN LllQH III
IN love. The girl goes away for amonth.
He pines for week and when she comes
back she's got out of the habit, and he's
got into the habit of counting another
girl, aud it's all up.-San Francisco
Chronicle.
Bridget why on earth are
you standing there, whistling in that
manner p Bridget-'iFaith, an didn't
ye tell me that whin that tin thing in the
wall commenced to whistle that l was to
answer 1t and there I've been shtanding
for the last 10 minnits answering the
ould thing wild oil mo moight, and it
don't seem to recognize me at all, at all. -
Hd1.per's BdzGdr.
Feminine management Little Do
(laughing a." Why, Dick, what's the mat
ter = Little Dick lis most dead
Just took some awful stuff. y THAT what
your mamma put on the tablePn "Yes,
she left it there in the cup an told me
not to touch it cause it WINS for pudding,
an when she went out l took great big
swallow, an it's castor OIL" Eyes, she
said you ought to take some, an told
her how to fix it."-OmGhG World.
The took the head of the Standard Oil
Company to the top of a high mountain
NAA~ SASAoN hiua hll Luhl MS eye could
cover, and hevond that all the lend end
I wetef between tl,s porti, ~ .,,,,t}, ,,,,I,
aud the same between tie nt+grtaost
a1ry Of The east and west. What n
said he, with an unutterable scorn: .'tbis
little waste OF space You must think
I'm pauper. Throw in the sun.
moon and stars and perhaps ri consider
| it."--Judge
Wife Indignantly ALBERT, here ia a
letter l found in your pocket. II il
signed Mable, and is, must confess, the
most sickening missive / ever read. Oh,
! you horrid monster / will telI-motbap
all about it. Hubby-But, my dear. have
yon looked at the date! Wifs-No. but
will Why, it is dated November 1. 1854.
Hubby with look of triumph]- Yes.
darling; one of the loving letters Won
| wrote me before we were married. .Jn1ae.
s'If I'd been little George WASHINGTON
ia have lied about cutting the cberry
tree he said as he laid down his school
history. lyon would y, exclaimed his
mother ''And why ?" "Well, then i,
Wonld have been laid TO the bired man ii
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