The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-12-29
Ghisilfs.

The molhtf With t.in bo1s know
shA Z - 70 ioll ifom son 10 scn.
--0siiins % With ihs 400 !, a common
prsrsios xhsn there ss lestbing bab,
boy Is re issily.
Tltie i ope ,hios ibst mslSsys "a
s9t.ase n the publie demsnd. snd .hs, i
,hs pgice " coal
Whrn naa ss,s 10 hes ''sociei,
lssisr you mAy seIsrsllJ lock iof him q
,is i.il md q every ether procession.
oas way - tell .heihef o. no, an egs
good i 70 ihros il a, "a susrchlsi foS
cas- lodge u the gasllly Of she egg by ih'
quality ~ The snsfchls,s rrmarhs
L,dy % cieri) II van, to look Al
someib bios thas ~ouid he suitable Cbfisi
mas gan iar mf hashaad " Clrrl "ie'
malsa. soaseihins chssp suppnse
~ Tess IL the season Of the year sben
nfI. vomrn aud ctildrfn all stop Sudden
ibe l.. salpns rusb Tor wealth, health aud
h4ppibsss. aud 90 on the s,ill bun. 10
csltndsrA
--Iss public look upon the college yell
as useless accomplishment. bat 10 Later
years, sheu sotae u ihe boys get into the
ilinsrso, deb Business they God u comes
ia paseriai haady
--Nmiiar Your aes house is very
pniiy, bat you viii have trouble to Dc
any.hiog silh tue garden. IT is SO small /.
Country host: Yes, IL Is small, bat then
] shall pu, 10 folding beds "
81 shouldn't care TO msuy woman
who knows more than do. be remarked.
"oh Mt De s,ppy," she replied, with Z
co4ue'ish shake Of her fan, Il am afraid
you are a confirmed bachelor"
lyon were a uice quie. little boy in
Sunday school this morning. Bobby,
said the minister; II was very much
pleased Yes replied Bobby, "pa
said u Ia behave myself in Sunday school
! needn't go 10 church. ="
Why is it that mau who would
scorn 10 steal even an umbrella will, with
ont a quslm Of conscience, walk of with
the editors lead pencil aud p.ralyzs tue
power Of the press for fifteen or twenty
sulphurous minutes
do not swear SAYS a truly good
writer, "where your boy can hear you. "
That ~ excellent advice for the old man.
Nov We will give the boys some equally
good Never swear where your father
can bear you "
Professor; Which is the most deli
cate Of the senses Sophomore: The
touch Professor Prove it. Sophomore
When YOU sit gu tack You cant hear
1t; you cau't see IL; you don't taste it; you
cant smell IL; but It's there
Gus Spnlb. rly (sho has prolonged
his evening call until nearly midniehD
"Parroths are yewy amutbing cweetures,
Miss Bondeiifper, and yewy segacious.
! taas Que at a laly's house one day. and
he ,baii; Big fool, go home, go homef "
"Wcli, snd did you go y
Ths red dag. shouted the socialist
orator. rs the emblem Of the brotherhood
Of man T. Not much" growled voice
FROM tbs back seats, tits sign that auo
tioneers. small pox, rock blasting or
some other nuisances are around, aud
that lls time ior giso men to skip out"
VERY eonsiierste indeed, She i
hope, MIR Funk, We will have tue pleas
ure Of your company at our reception
HI with sell abnega,ion) -Aw. WEAKLY =
M life is devoted to tue gentle sex, OF
course u be there = ] law never consult
my own happiness on such occasions.
Little Ruth sat at table and heard
each remark made as the plates we're pass.
ed. One santed small piece, another
"a yefy little piece. etc When it came
her turn sbe reached her plate out eagerly
toward tie coveted food I'll take ~
much i yen please. papa, she said. sifb
uaiye sincerity.
- Nru We got a aife. said Jones =
nes Is matii,,l man Dont know, dout
kno~. oiled the man with evident hfsi.
.sitn some tin thiuk I've got ~
aud soarltmts think she's got me. Yon
sre ! only heeu married few months,
and ctp'i tell just bow the blamed com
bipati,.n - u, iss TO turn out.
- Ny draf, said a lady to Der million.
aira husband. II have some dreadful meas
10 break 10 yon You must summon ~
OF your for,iiude for the sake OF your wife
and little cues Speak. be said hoarse.
ly. 'fhe coal is ont I" Great heavens !
has II come 20 this r. aud the millionaire
bowed bis head sud wept.
--Ques iops Of political economy viii
STRAY toto the most serious moments Of
younR life. "Dop't yon think. Evelina.
ths, yeu Ter need little--er protection
Possibly. George. Bu, dom, know rs
am In favor Of quite 90 much raw ma
serisl Z And then be- picked mp bis hat
aud went ont Into The foe Of a relentless
world.
An uptown rector was writing biz
sermon Tor sunday when bis little girl
came toto his s,aly Taking her upou
his knee ior moment. che looked a, BIZ.
manuscript enrisnsly, ani ,ufnins 10 him
In ihoHsh,'n way. said. Papa, does
God tell yeR shat 10 wriie Z" Certainly
ny child Then = bet makes you scratch
% much u 4, on, = queried the little one
The Iaise then proceeded 10 charge
the iut,," read Mrs. McGadley from an