The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-02-23
BRIC-A.BRAC.

' fDNr re GONG 10 DC marrlc0E she ccn0Cd
low,
Iicr voice had a steady tone;
81 hope you'll be happy wherc'cr you CO."
A cough hid II little loan.
Il know that your bride will be good and
You never could love any other"
She steadily looked in his dark eyes blue;
81 tender pou joy, my brother"
I'm going TO be marriod-that is, l hope
To be, though | hardly know
Dear love, shall | longer pine and NOPE?
trcmblc for fear Of No"
The color that out Of her face had fled
Came back with a deeper hue.
"NNhy, isn't it funny" she shyly said,
That Pm to be married, too2"
Time is the best preacher.
Hard to bcat-A china egg.
Spell. bound-Thc dictionary.
A professional racc-Doctors.
Always in usc-Thc letter s.
The weigh of all f~csh-Sixtccn ounces
to the pound.
There are about zoo, 900 kernels of wheat
TO Il buShcl.
It's quite natural that 4 boy should blub-
Der when he is whalcd.
II liNhIo Il always luAC " lhCIil-
selves wingS-OSt-richcs.
The ancient Roman began his dinner
with eggs and finished it with apples.
\ health journal says that marble top
tables are unhealthy. They do look pale.
When summoned to do 50, n man goes
to court for the sake Of appearance.
"Why arc you so distant?" said n tramp
TO Il bccfStcak in the restaurant window.
Marine blue is rightly termed a seas,
enable color.
y Maryland justice decides that a hus-
band is liable for his wife's SANDER.
Where there is a will there is a way to
break it.
y bent pin can't pull very much, but,
Great Scott. how it can push.
a hand in the bird is worth two in the
bush-cspccially if it happens to be a briar
bush.
The power of the press" is best felt by
him who gets his fingers caught in its me
chaniSm.
Sarah Bcrnhardt is five feet eleven inches
tall, but her other dimensions arc not worth
mentioning.
10 keep apples from rotting, eat them
up, is the gratuitous advice of one of our
agricultural exchanges.
In n recent sermon Henry Ward Bccchcr
said: Il have no sympathy with cight-hour
men who have fourteen hour wives"
The nan with II single English cyeglass
looks ms IL ne had a pain in his eye, and in
Such Il condition presents an odd spectacle.
What n small population this world
Wouo nave II all the grumDlcrs were out
OIL IL.
a new style of writing paper is called
DHde, We inter that it is II kind of
l""INcNp.
couples u before they are married,
"a" l.!ey must, also 20 to court before they
.'y divorced
4 coun,ryman speaking of an individual
."'''' Cor his assurance said he had
'"o" LOT Two rows OF teeth.
.,uC rain .0lls alike upon the Just and the
u4' il is The unjust VINO steal the
"'' ana lei inc Just iccl the ram.
eminent historian traces base ball
I-' To the time when Rebccca went down
1" inc well with II pitcher and caught Isaac.
ii we are going to quarrel with England,
Tor llrav"nS sake let us wait until Mr..
John !" NUillyan's arm gets well,
y correspondent inquiries: is it wrong
to cheat a lawyer Possibly not; but it is
"a pretty hard job 10 undertake.
says an exchange: Women should never
use a itat.lron on their husbands TO smooth
oui matrimonial difficulties"
What in "A woman is called curiosity
III a man IS grandiloQucntly magnified into
tic spirit Of inquiry"
ACCORDING to Thai wise man No,,hou,