New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-02
THE TALK of THE DAR

Thanks TO the energy and philanthropy oi 'hc
Press and KnlcEcrborker of Albany, fresh
Air Fund has been established In that city. Mayor
Thatcher has subscribed $50 and it starts Off with
many other generous friends backing 1t. The money
will be expended in providing series OF excursions
for poor children of Albany who but for uhis peau-
flful charity might never enjoy an outing
PETITION.
To spring belongs the violet and the blown
Spice of the roses let the summer own: ,
Grant me this favor. Muse-all else withhold
That may not write verses wren I'm oin-
And vet I pray you, Muse, delay the tlmei
De not too ready to deny me rhyme, ,on ,,,s.
/ beg you very gently break the news.
IT. u. Aldrlch In HMper's ior August
ANoTH ER PETITION.
Spting Is house-cleanlng time, and the pageant
OF the sweet summer for ore spry book agent;
Grant the Press this o Fate It's loath to ask 1t
Pray send lis fcwei poems for tn; waSc-pa>Ae"
And one thing more. Fate! Hurry the time
Deny to all the ready rhym sters rhyme
And havinr dorc so. Fate, you grim old DEAR
Spread p,o news quclIy-spread II far aud noaf'
Omaha Giri--IIorrorsi Don't you come near me
So you are OF those girls who posod iof thae
Boston Giri-Are you crazy There Is nothing the
matter with this photograph. .o,,s
Nothing the matter with III It's outrageous
And this Is what the Boston girls call art, Is IL r.
Oh l what you mean now. No, lnoeen; 1
ptctures taken as Greek goddesSes. Mercy, no. No
res pect able person would do that"
But what Il this picture here ]"
How bopelcssIy ignorant you Western people are.
That is In my bathing suit."-tOmaha Herald.
.Mr. wsterson," says ".The Chicago Herald has
ably figured the tariff situation down to choice be-
tween free sidoboard and free wardrobe" IL
must be agonzlng the Colonel 10 light on the free
wardrobe side.
Ho wasn't Thinking of ndlngs.-Miss Ethel
Do you not admire tho ragged edge, Mr.. Pencne
Penctlo-Ncl really Miss Eueii l nave ptcn
upon IL so long nat lave quite distaste Tor
H.-tAccident News
Tie costliest dresses at tho watering places this
summer, 1t Is remarked, do not come highest
QUALIFIED ACQUAINTANCE.
On the beach's sandy foor
Where the kissed the shore
He had traced aud Joined both names, and then,
said. My loved one 1t DO
That the hand Of Destiny -. .
Fro will join love together, thus, the hearts VI
@As to that cannot say
Though / surely think today a.
SUCH a prospect quoth the maiden, "not partiel-
Yet such jolnture, 1 confess.
Would not much distress
If the same kind hand OF Destiny can only ma 'ne
'"'"' -lBoston Budget.
President Cleveland hasn't written letter for a
week. How would 1t do II he'd drop line to Hig-
gins Garland
"How did 1t happen that you didn't aud that man
guilty r. asked New-fuk man OF INC foreman "a
{IIs in DA0"' tiff
Il know that was the reply, shut II we'd a
found him guilty wed NV hAa !" mans HILL
Certainly" ,,s,
sWeli. we're paying taxes enough now Hangin's
is expensive Washington Criuc
Boston Is putting on airs as cool summer resort
Yet good deal OF Boston ttgdity has hoa'ed as TAX
"down East" Bar iiarbor
A se,dv old farmer I'm Nd
Moved West and took up some Prd-
Where he proSpered 50 well
That he sent back to TIL
How at last he had lighted In Ed.
-Pttsbnrg Chronicle Telegraph
aBoodler, McGarigics bate threatens to make a
bigger sensation than Senator Reagan's.
A man from Chicago was I'm Little Mlsidy, Dakota
at the confluence of the Little Muddy aud missouri
attended church. When prayer was orered Ae
Chicago man knet very deyoutly aud was aStoaished
to hear tho minis .er shout: -.
Here YOU feller with the coat on; none o yer
gcttin' down behind the pew tryin' to draw gun
mel Ii you've got anything aSin me J ss pun an
ready fer yei | plugged tho last man that tried
that game ON me right through the pew al oi"'
servo you the Same way F'-tDakota Ben'
oh Mr. Grlmshawr" exclaimed Miss How1aines,
beamingly, as her mind reverted 10 the last anernoon
she had spent the Chicago bonlof"rus, Il snail
never forget that beautiful driveT
at was a cor1or," replied the milwaukee, young
man with his eye on the umpire, but II IL had bccn
Arson he'd have pasted 1t for four bases -tChscago
Tribune.
1t is suggested that If King Kaakaua doesn't like
his present Job. he might I'LL with distinction the
vacant Mormon presidency.
out In Chicago they think that McGangie must
have been an original Hard Shell Baptist
The Y. NJ. C. A. Home for servant Girls should by
the motto: Young Man Cau Again f'-uhiiSde-
phia News