Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-08-08

the hawk and rob It OF it, prey.
r9tarr See a guhbler Is the national en-
Ll,m. lie Is at least innocent. cold Is
Nurshippud and the man who has 1t, no
matter how mean and low, can
Buy POSITION FOR HIMSELF.
The speaker then gave politics little
whirl, i'm connection with gold, ana switch
ed oil onto pleasure seekers. Time was
said he. when Tor deck of cards 10 he
found in the house OF a church member
meant accommodation, a drunken man
Wa feared ~ y iunatic, and 1t was ais
Grace to yet drunk But nov the man
With money can get drunk ana has wob-
bling Is excused on account OF his wealth.
Tnol M the dude, who considers his
manhood nothing and his money every
thing In TACT, when we look upon
,o,uLind we wonder who is going TO run
,br country i'm the next generation. 1t
must he the men we are importing. over
in ohio the lawless element want to
run things. King Gambrinus, with a bung
starter IN one hand and beer mug IN the
other, saws to the Democratic party on one
side. If YOU don't do rs | want you to IL
hjt you with this hung starter, aud then he
turns to the Republican party on the other
side and says II you don do rs ] wish il
hit you with this beer mug. There are two
planks IN his platform opposition to Ilqucr
| legislation and opposition to Sunday laws,
and these two planks were tOngued and
yroovrd m he'll. Thank God this is free
country, aud we don't propose to have
SUNDAY, our day OF rest, dcsecruted.
lie then pitched into women whom he
called social queens, who attended the
| ball. opera. &c, and INDUCED in the
worlds gjddy whirl, after which he
! launched oil ON newspapers lie referred
| to what he termed the prostitution OF the
press, and said many OF the influential
| papers Of the country were sold ont 70
| the devil; that men brought accounts Of
scandals and murders into their homes
Just because they wanted To keep posted
/ on politics. lie thought no man ought to
I take a paper that published accounts 81
I base ball games aud other sporting events.
/ lie also expressed pity for the editor who
/ ~, all his inspiration from the corner bar
ruom Pray to God for a baptism OF
| Puutanism Give me the blue laws IN
/ preference 10 the red laws The former in
dictate heaven, the latter hell, aud
| prOhlhtiuulsts should wear blue, and
| liquor men red ribbons to represent the
extremes where they are gong. lie
. touched mp what he called
MINISTERIAL MoNsrEosITIEs
and said there are lots OF churches but not
So many preachers. They preach about
Shakespeare. science. etc, but they forget
To preach about Jesus Christ. They don't
make mluy converts but are mighty popu-
lar with the people, aud are what the boys
would saw behind their backs regular
jim handles 40 strawberry festival.
You know them and they are no good.
God give Ms big, stout hearted meu like
our West Virginia ministers who preach
/ the Gospel over Your mountains
Then we've got these laborugltatOrs who
earn their bread hy the sweat OF their
mouths. They are al mouth and not
much else, like one of these biz hlppopotl-
mus YOU see ~ circuSes which open their
mouths and YOU cant see much else ot
them, ANA that IT, the way with these
labor asitators They are all mouth.
They get men to strike for ten or fifteen
cents q day advance, then lead them
around Ia = harruUm and induce them to
spend about II 81 day during the strike
Tor drinks. But they never advise them 10
strike against the haTToOm~. There
is communism in the country and |
am a communist Ii is the communism
OF Jesus Christ, and there isn't any differ
ercuce between labor and capital that can
not be settled ON the principles OF Jesus
Christ. Let Us cast our ballots for honest
pure mtu and let us build our cities upon
the model furnished us hy God The
speaker then closed witha beautiful peror-
alton