Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1887-09-24

G, MD, SEPTEMT
Of them nowland then think the fool
killer should be turned loose among
veterans who saw war at time when
current military celebrities pretended
to be unborn.
The democratic party along the
Greek ought to be extremely careful
to send their best men to the county
convention.
The latter body is the last and
only shield this side of republican
supremacy against the scheme now
Matching to colonize u West Virginia
corporation in Maryland, at Mary
land expense-to destroy Maryland
interests.
That shield should be reposed in
live of the ablest men in,the county
to be sent to Annapolis next winter.
THE publication ofthe Ten Commandments
and the Constitution of the United States by
editor Oder is expected to prove that the
JOURNAL is not in a political decine.-Cum-
berlaud TimeS
Nor in any other kind of decline,
and when editor Avirett has matricu-
lated in illegitimate Latin and re-
pented-whcn he resides where no
storms ever beat on the glittering
cheek while the years of eternity roll,
he will look back upon at least one
surviving contemporary of indepen-
dent guild with positive remorse.
"Ir's ENGLISH, QUITE ENGLISH Yoa
KNOW. w.'-Cumberlan will be in style, you
see, and as everything English is the proper
capcr Just now, she comes to the front with
a fine English walnut tree, from which there
have been gathered about five bushels of
large, finely favored nuts-Cumberland
Times.
The tree was no doubt of good old
illicit Latin stock, and the supply Of
snakes having run short, the Times
is getting there on Anglicized nuts.
HAVE we not heard enough Of the
charge that $500 was paid one man
in Baltimore to keep the Ginning
bill Of last session. in his possession
so that it would not become law ?"
Is it not about time for those appar-
emily SO we'll informed on the subject
to tell all they know
Until then it willnot answer at all
as an argument in favor Of the consti,
tutionality Of the bill.
lNpriyate literary circles this week
Homecoming editor was roasted for
ungrammatical language in print.
Since Mondays issue of the Cumber-
land Times, however, it is not too
much to say that in both ilIegitimate
English and counterfeit Latin Lo-
naconing and Cumberland constitute
u majority.
The Cumberland Times may af-
ford the JOURNAL all the amusement
it has to spare, but it will do well to
let "Maple Sugar" alone. The latter
has IA rod in soak that will bring a
squeal every stroke from the author
Of hog Latin.
WHAThas become ofthc Cumberland Times,
brother Avirett? We only get one OCCASION
ally.-Charestow (W. Va.) Spirit Of Jcfe,'-
son.
Away from home experimenting
the erection of flag Of truce over
one of its most mortal friends-the
foolkiller.
JEFF. DAVIS is working out plain
drunk line III st. Joseph, Mo; Will
liam Shakespeare is running coun-
try paper in Iowa, and editor Avirett,
like hen with one chicken, is quite
busy bossing foolkiller.
The JOURNAL has always favored
ownership of town water supplies by
the people, and the idea gathers
additional weight from the fact that
even a milk monopoly hourishes in
Chicago.
AN evening paper-nOt the Cum
berland IfmeS-mnounced that the
fashionable thing just now is water
melon party. The next thing ought
to be Il ioolkillers' sociable.
LOCAL AFFAIRS.
Personai-M;ss Lizzie Pressman
left last week to attend the New Wind
sor college in New Windsor, Nd.
Daniel Amman and wife, of Cumber-
land SDent last Sunday with w l.