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Der fur baS 2ebeu pidtigen usideif enoen
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bas betIfame barntreibenbe MitteI: Sofet.
ter'S VI a enbitters rim. Dur9 bas-
ielbe piro aud eiuer trd sen 8lale bic notbiee
anreiaung seseben. Bel Seiten ansemenbet,
fam burd baielbe Der 8risbtiden 8ranf6eit,
ooer diabetes, benz Blaientatarrb uno anberen
abnliden Rranfbeitsn borsebeust iperben. &c.
berbeidperben, 8erfopfuns. NerbenIeioen unb
&beumatismus iinb e~benfaIs nit bieI I'M.
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gen in oieier Weife fortmdbreno Dor.
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finb pornebme ulib anseiebene 2eute
auf Srrmeaen ertappt unb obne &ids
fi1t auf lire perion Dor bic Sefentli9<
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5huloigen uno bic Nntldeer etn unb
bieielben perfoneu; bier leaeu Wann
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nit elmer unumuunbenen 66eu unb
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auf einen ober mebrere Sage iiberliegen
au lafen.
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bas Court. unb Stabtbaus ie sebaut
tpsrben miro, obglei1 Stabts unb
@ountpbeamte ii6ereinitimmenb ertld.
rem, an benz plane feitbalten au polen.
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Bombs erif i'm DECEMBER in Nusf9t, 10
LANCE ioa er atio bur@ ibn binausses
idoben mer5en unb bemna9 wlirbe
man nit benz 8au bes 6auies multi.
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wi0igung Der Mittel fur ale m6sIi9en
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balten-aber es gei6iebt ni9ts. Gal.
lagban beabfdtigt chen Nqes hinnus=
3uf4ieben unb es gelingt ibm bies nit
fpteleuoer 2etdti9teit. DampfpalBen.
Electromagnetic, Staotbale; Naes
bies bleibt filler Wunf9 Der 8iirger,
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bamit eln @ef6ent 3u MAIDEN. Seine
@robbeit unb feline &hdii9tsloRgteii
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Dunlap einsei3lofen, bel paneoaf &
Sphu.
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15
MISCELLANEOUS.

THE tlnal heat between Tcemer, Hamm
and Bubear, in the regatta on Seneca Lake,
Watkins n. V, was rowed on the 1th.
Teemer led throughout and won by length,
Hamm second and Bubear third.
TIE issue of swamp land patents in Min
nesota has been suspended by Acting Sec
retary of the Interior Muldrow, pending
investigation into alleged frauds.
JOCKEY WARDER, who was badly injured
in the steeple chase at Niagara Falls, N.
Y. died the same day.
ROBERT BARTON, manufacturing jewel
er of Providence, Il. l., has called a meet
ing of his creditors. His liabilities wee
estimated at SlOO,OOO.
NEwBCRG, Ont, was almost totally de-
stroyed by fire recently. Loss, $3.50 600.
John Wells was seriously injured by the
flames.
A PANIC occurred during the perform
ance of "Erminie" at the Casino, New
York, on the night of the 18th, caused by a
false alarm of fire. There was wild
plunge of part of the audience for few
seconds, but it was stopped by the police
and order restored without serious conse-
quences.
DURING a waterspout on Careless creek,
in Meagre County, NJ. T., 1,2J0 sneep, prin-
ranch. Much damage was done to the
| buildings also
NORMAN f. MACK, president of the Buff
falo On. W Eyeniag Times Company dim
ited), has notified his employees that the of
fee would pay the union scale and employ
none but union men. The Times had been
non-unou office for two years
Two barges, supposed to be the consorts
of the steam barge Mattawan, were re
ported ashore eight miles above Macklnaw
City, Mich.
THREE square miles of valuable timber
land near Meadow Lawn, KY, have been de-
stroyed by fire.
THE schooner Niagara foundered off
White Fish Point, Lake Superior, during
the gale of the 7th. The captain, his family
and the crew of ten men were said to be
lost
BooDLER ED MCDONALD, of Chicago, re-
Gently made an attempt to escape by means
of a rope which had been left in his posses
sion by d woman who had visited him. He
was discovered by detective as he was
passing along passage, and after some
trouble was restored TO his cell. The above
report was denied by the jailer, who de-
clared that it was impossible that Melon
aid could escape
hCASE1 bEOS, SHUt VI
Lynn, Mass, who have been in trouble
with their employees for year, have finally
agreed to employ only union meu and
accede to the terms of the State Board of
Arbitration.
DURING the tornado in the Schoharie
valley, n Y, on the 7th, several persons
were injured, hop yards destroyed, crops
ruined and some stock killed. Fifty barns
were unroofed and Alfred w Grifford' s
house at Southburne was demolished.
CRAFT, GROSS Il Co aud the Illinois Wire
Fence Company, of Joliet, ILL.,, both oper-
ated by the same men, have made assign
ments, the former with $lO0,OOO assets and
the latter with $4,000
Four hundred and fifty Mormons from
England. Scandinavia and Germany landed
at New York on the Sth in charge Of John
Isaac Hart, of Utah, bound for that Terri
tory.
SPADE SUNSHINE, Cherokee, was hanged
at Tahlequah, ]. T., on the 9Th for the mur-
der OF Long John, another Cherokee,
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15
ADDITIONAL DISPATCHES.

THE statistical report of the Department
Of Agriculture for September presents a
heavy reduction in the condition of cotton,
corn and potatoes, with little change in
the status of wheat and other small grains
A NUMBER of prisoners confined in the
parish prison at New Orleans have been
poisoned from bad food.
THE trial of the Bald Knobbers came TO
sudden termination, on the 10th, hy the
guilty.
Tom HALL, negro charged with rape,
either broke jail and made his escape, or
was taken out by mob, at TupelO, Miss,
on the 9th. 1t seems difficult to ascertain
which was done. There was a hole
through the wall of the Jail, indicating
that he broke out, but it is possible this
was made by mob, in order to mislea |
the public.
THE Chief of the Bureau of Elections
has ignored the claims of Irving Hall De-
mocracy of New York for recognition III
the appointment of inspectors.
BooDLER MCGARIGLE's Masonic Lodge
has expelled him. He will also be expelled
from the Royal Arch Chapter in the
Knights Templar and the Mobiles of the
Mystic Shrine.
BoRERs for natural gas struck lithiun
spring at Att'ca, Ind, on the 10Th. 1t
flows 800 gallons to the minute. There are
very few springs of this character in
America.
THE terminatian of a bitter political
feud between J. o. Bush and the Thomas
son family resulted in the shooting on the
10th, at Murfreesboro, Ark, of w. Is.
Thomasson, Jr., by J. o. Bush, which was
returned by three brothers of Thomasson
with two shot-guns and pistol. Bush
was shot in the side and will recover, but
Thomasson is not expected to live.
In an interview General Master Work
man Powderly said his next annual mes
sage would advocate government owner
ship of telegraph and railway lines, and
the establishment of a postal savings
bank.
A RECKLESS cowboy, named w. c. Bald
win, who attempted to take possession of
Fort Smith, Ark, on the 10th, was fatally
shot by Deputy Sheriff Rutherford, while
resisting arrest and attempting to shoot a
policeman.
THE Board of Mayor and Aldermen of
Coffeeyille, Miss, met on the 10th, when a
a petition for liquor license was brougt be
fore them. The lawyers on both sides ar
gued the question the entire evening, and
the matter finally ended in the resignation
of one of the Aldermen and the departure
Of another. This left the Board without q
quorum, and they were forced 10 adjourn.
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15
A PLAUSIBLE THEORY.
The Gorge of the Mississippi Due to
Mighty Cataract OF Long Ago.

The Gorge of the Mississippi Due to 8
Mighty Cataract OF Long Ago.
The Falls of Niagara are familiar t q
al, and came to exist through causes
natural and easy Of explanation, mas
much as the whole secret lies in the
character of the formations over which
the river flows viz, a crust made up
from sixty 10 one hundred feet Of COM
paratively hard limestone lying in a
nearly horizontal position, beneath
which is deep deposit of shalcs and
sandstone. Whenever the river, i'll
wearing its channel back, reached the
point where this arrangement of rocks
began, the hard limestone would
naturally resist the erosive action OF
the waters. while the underlying shales
and limestones, Offering less resist
ance, would be rapidly cut away until
vertical fall, such as is now seen,
would be the result, with n constant
recession gong on, leaving below the
broad canyon, walled ca either hand by
bluffs the crests of which are preserved
by the limestone crowning them.
These few reflections as to the falls
and gorge of Niagara, fully demon
strated by forces now in active op-
Grafton, we shall apply to the Mis-
Sissippi. Here also a mighty water
way has been cut out by ero-
sion, fact which is universally con-
ceded, but TO definite explanatiol of
| he process has heretofore, as far as
we have been able to learn, been adj
vanced. Il remained for geology
reading inventor by the name Of
r pberl Bates to suggest theory which,
| illuminated with what lit 10 invcstiga-
lion we have been able TO give it.
promises to offer solution of the ques-
ton, or to assist in its solution. The
theory briefly is, that the erosion was
accomplished by mighty cataract
which began far down the river near
its original mouth. and by gradual re-
recession dug out the valley like
gorge which is so marked feature in
The upper part of its cour Q, and left
he high bluff walls on either hand. at
he same time depOsiting heavy beds of
sand at the bottom of the canyon, the
product of the ero ion above. and that
St. Anthony Falls are ever decreasing
and receding remnants of the once
most stupenlous cataract the word
ever saw. having perpendicular de-
scent Of perhaps six hundred feet. =
R0pntar Science Monthly
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15

THE Sultan of Turkey has been hav-
ing good deal of trouble of late. Not
long ago his harem revolted, and his
Oriental Majesty has been much an
noyed by caricatures which have ap-
peared in the comic journals of Vienna.
The Sublime Porte has officially re-
Guested the Austrian Government to
interfere in behalf of the Sultan, and
the result is that the offending editors
have promised to ridicule 10 more the
sensitive monarch of the Turkish En-
pire.
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15

A TRIAL for speed of what has proved
to be the fastest torpedo boat atloat
took place in the Thames at London
the other morning. At 1920 the new
torpedo boat Rayo, built on the order
of the Spanish Government by Thorney-
croft. took on board a number of gen.
tlemcn connected with the Spanish
Legation. The Rayo is OF STEEL con-
tains twelve water-tight compartments.
and is twin screw vessel. She is con-
structed to carry four torpedoes. Six
runs were made over a measured mile.
giving an average run of 29f statute
miles per hour. The fastest run, the
fourth, was equal to a speed OF 324
statute miles. Subsequently two
hours run past the More and 10 sea took
place. speed of 24.6s knots being re-
corded,
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15
PLAINTIVE PLEADlNGS.
Nina Won Zandt's Visits to the Chicago JAN
to See "Hcr AuSuSt"-An O0durate
,Jailer,


Jailer.
CHICAGO, Sept. 9.-Things have been go.
ing on in a very humdrum way at Cook
County Jail for day or two. If the An
archists feel any apprehension as to their
fate, no word or outward emotion betrays
it. The most nervous person in any way
connected with them seems TO be Nina
Van Zandt. This has been forcibly re-
vealed by her actions of late. A rule has
been strictly enforced admitting no Wis.
itors within the Jail after six O'Clock, but
Nina has continued her usual visits, max.
ing two or three in day lately and on one
or two occasions she has arrived after
hours, and been refused admittance,
Each time she pleaded with the jailer. and
when her pleadings failed to melt his
stony heart, she said that if she might
only be allowed TO enter and take one look
at "her August's" face she would go away
content. She went away, but not content.
edly, for the matter-of-fact jailer insisted
that Sheriff Matson's order must be Obeyed
to the letter. Anyhow, he did not think
Nina ought to see August through the bars
unless he could be notified in advance, SO
he could don more clothes than he gener.
all wears while he is seated under his blue
lamp willing ellIOllIlS lOE INC DyHNHtcI
ZeitUnq. \ seerSucker underShirt, a pair
of trousers and pair of sandals usually
comprise his cell costume.
Inspector Bonfeld, with one or two OF
his men, have thoroughly examined the
cellars under the Jail and sounded the
walls and floors to see if they had been
tunneed. These are presumed to be pre-
cautions looking toward an adverse de.
cision in the Anarchists cases.
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15
PITH AND POINT.

Vows made in storms are forgot.
ten in calms.
Talk about women being fighty!
Look at bank cashiers.
Never neglect your life; it is the
seed of the future; it is the hope of the
world. DR.. Joseph Parker
1t is difficult for drinking man
20 hold his breath; it is generally too
strong for him. -1eras SittlHgS.
There is talk of making a now
.able pool. What's the matter with
he Atlantic Ocean?-PbHad3iphiG In
WlTer.
A Dakota female seminary has
lust ordered another ton Of spruce gum
and formed society to boycott young
men who use tobacco.
A medical journal advises a lump
Of ice on the head in case Of fever. A
lump on he head has been known tc
cure baseball fever.
NO, Algernon, l can not marry
you. Papa will not allow it." why
not?" because, he says You are an
actor" Your father is much kinder
than the press. ~ Washin1ton Critic.
-Shc-"Here comes Masher; why
is he so cool to you now?' He-"Bc-
cause he tried to cut me out with the
girl I've since marie L." She-"But
why are YOU so savage with him?' He
B cause he didn't succeed. "-Lte.
Every man who succeeds. inclines
to take all the credit to his own abil-
itv, shrewdncss, industry; but when he
fails, he LAYS the blame wholly upon
others, upon circumstances, upon fate.
How inconsistent we all are in this
matter!- GoideH Rule.
-Purchaser-' Please give ne one
quart of whisky for mechanical pur
poses" What kind OF
mechanical purposes?' Purchaser
For soaking roots Druggists CATER
giving him the liquoD-"What kind OF
roots?' Purchaser (skipping)-"The
roots Of the tongue. - Chicago Tribune.
i like childre1-I like them, and ]
respect them Pretty much al the
honest truth-telling there is in the
world is done by them. Do you
know they play the part in the house
hold which the king Jester, who very
often had mighty 10 heal under
his cap and bells. used to play for
monarch. %. H. Holiness
-"Where did you get all those but.
tons?" asked lady of little boy who
bad thousand or mnre Oh q stri e.
Why" was the reply. don't you
know pa is minister?' Yes re-
turned the lady. "but what has that to
do with it?" Every thing" said the
boy, "because he has the sorting OF
the collection basket Tile Epoch.
% aaha Man Gin Paris) do you
mean to say you do not lmire Amer
lean women?" Frenchman-"They
are rather pretty to look at, but do
not like their voices" What is the
matter with them?' Their voices are
harsh. 20. well, you probably heard
some of them talking to each other
about some other woman. - Omaha
I H'Orld.
THE money wasted in worse than
useless fireworks in our city," writes
the astute editor would save hun
dreds of the poor and needy from
starvation. Will people never learn
the iudcious use Of money? Here. "
he continued, turning to the office
boy, take the biggest tin pail there
and 90 get it full OF beer. Hustle
Yourself, because I'm dry"
The Brookhaven leader., 1887-09-15
Bold Attempt of Bood'er Ed. Med maid
to Break Jail.

CHICAGO, Sept. ED. Mcdonald, Nc
Garigle's Doodle partner, made desperate
attempt to escape from Cook County Jail
a few nights ago, but the fact only leaked
out last night. Two weeks ago woman
visitor brought him a long rope wrapped
around her. Mcdonald climbed to the
roof from his third-fioor cell and landed
in the yard. He met guard on the visit.
ors' stairway, but was not challenged.
Going through an unguarded and unlock d
hall to the street, he met a lawyer, de-
tective and a deputy sheriff, but they
would not have stopped him if he had not
drawn back into dark recess. This ey-
cited the detectives suspicious, and he ran
forward and nailed the boodler.
Mcdonald knocked the detective down
and then broke for the street. The other
two men overhauled him and, after hard
struggle, overpOwered him. As soon as
he saw the game was up Mcdonald uttered
shrhl whistle and a carriage standing
near the Jail dashed away up the street.
All privileges heretofore accorded McDOn-
aid have been withdrawn, and he is con-
fined in a small single cell.