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eat and had no protection other than q
snug little building running north and
south fifteen feet, with ceor as the
south end and the bed ut the opposite.
The width was only eight feet The
sly and yard were so located that the
cold winds did not strike either. These
simple accommodations have afforded
ue the BEST results in wintering young
pigs. sad they would be equally as good
for older ones. The floor Of the sty,
which is simply the earth. hss been
raiesd above all soskage, or possibility
sfwet. and the sides and sad of the
building make . surrounding for the
pigs to lie against and to keep shs bed
in place. A large sty 10 not necessary.
and l should much prefer q Rumbor of
small ones, with sepsrats yards, rathsr
than an extensive one. They might all
be made with one continued roof. bat
the partitions should be frequent The
manure and all of the droppings oan be
saved by cartins cut tho earth Inside
for depth Of foot or more, and slss
on the outside in the yard. A fresh
supply Of earth will fill UP the space. to
be again taksH away. With . plank
floor. unless is ID tight. tho amount Of
fertilizer wasted underneath. and ss<
to be roached, is very great. IL saved.
it will swell the prefits.-F d. Ct~sSs.
sH CeaG&T Gentleman
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PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL.

FI"SSNsAE SfNO buFCh0SiNSIs
Grace Blaukley, a Fort Hamilton
girl, thirteen years old. swan the New
York Rarr0ws, q distance of mile and
. half.
Mrs. G. N. Hutton, the richest
woman in Baltimore. inherited twenty
million dollars from her father, Thomas
WinaaS
AT nm introduction In Buffalo few
days age u curious coincidence oe-
CURED. Said the mutual friend: Miss
Cunmings-Ar. Goings."
Niles Ellis. the Boston young lady
whs is attending physician of the Queen
of Corea, receives the snug salary of
eighteen thousand dollars per aRnum.
The Buffalo Courier declares that
'ft is safe TO say that there are seventy
FIVE thousand people in Buffalo to-day"
tAat have never seen Niagara falls nor
heard their roaring.
Pref. Z. 6. Morse. of Salem, Aasx.,
now has q collection of more than four
Thousand pieces of Japanese pottery.
all historically classified and repre-
senting every era in the development
Of the ara
The Concord (CaL) Ssn says:
They tell queer story Of q justice of
the peace In the western portion of
Contra Costa County, whose daughter
recently asked him what he meant to
give her for birthday present. He
was just doing. but he grunted ont:
lien dollars or ten days"
1t is recorded of a young fop who
visited one Of the Rothschilds, that he
was SO proud of his mslachite sleeve
buttons that he insisted upon exhibit
ing them to his host The latter looked
at them and said, Eyes, 1t is q pretty
stone. have always liked it. have
a mantelpieee made of it in the next
roomr'-PhsJad,iphia Cal.
"A Fulton County merchant re-
ceived letter the other day from a
party stating that they had bought
some goods at his store about sixteen
or seventeen years ago for which they
paid one dollar, that they then took a
dozen buttons and stick of dress
braid. and that it had been bearing on
their mind ever since. They then in
closed twenty-five cents in postage
stamps to pay for them.
"A story is told of retort given by
President Arthur to an Indiana man,
who, in trying to say something agree
able. had managed to say something
quite the contrary. 1t was toward the
end of the Presidential term. The
Hoosier hsd called at the White House |
and was about to depart. 81 presume |
you are getting ready to step down |
and out" said he to the President.
'Out but not down." was General Ar
thurs quiet response. up to the peo-
pie"
According to q social note in the |
Hartford Times. it is the fashion for the |
most ultra fashionable women now-a-
lays To retain their maiden for their |
middle name" Some of these ladies |
have been astonished to hear that the |
was first started and be-
anne widely used by the suffrage
women of this country. who thought
t best to retain even this slight hold
lpon their identity. The shocked and
faShionables are of the class
hat are unconsciously using and util-
zing many of the changes that have
,een slowly brought about by their
sisters" of stronger
Jews.
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We recommend EIy's Cream

We recommend Ely's Cream Balm
where a cure of catarrh is called for, and
consider that we are doing the public q
service by making its virtues known to
those afflicted with this loathsome disease,
for which it is in most instances perfect
cure.-Peck Bros, Druggists, Grand Rap
ids, Mich.
My hearing, which has been very de-
fective for years, has greatly improved
since have been using K US Cream Balm,
and | feel quite confident that permanent
cure will be effected.-Rey. b. E. Mayo,
Table Rock, Pawnee county, Nebraska.
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-Un Governor street car yester-
day. Young married man in forcihle
tones-'I tell You am boss of my
house. and what / say there goes"
Passenger on next seat leans over and
remarks: BEG pardon but is your
wife at homeP" Young married nsl,
In less forcible tones: mo, ske's in
the country" Everybody in the Car
smiled ont ioud.-PrOvidene Journal
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rub the spot with it. In a moment it
is dissolved, saponified and absorbed
BY the sponge snd blOtter-
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On Che Verge of INSANITY.

Meeting an old friend, a drummer, COM
ing from one Of the depots, sachel in
hand, the other day, greeted him cor
daily and asked him where he was from
this time. He looked ut me wearily and
replied, "Arappy tap tap, rappy tap tap. Z"
"What's that you say?" says I. "Arappy
tsp tap, arappy tap tap, arappy tap tap"
he replied. I really thought for mo-
ment that he had gone crazy, but he
slipped his arm through mine and said:
II can hardly remember where I have
been. I can't think of anything but
arappy tap tap, arappy tap tap. You see,
unfortunately, about year ago in one of
my railroad journeys noticed the singu-
lar fact that the noise made by the truck
Of passenger coach in passing over the
rails was always like the words arappy
tap tap.
II had never noticed it before, but ]
have never stopped noticing it since, and
it has become very annoying to me. ]
have Travelled on every railroad in every
kind Of passenger coach in this country,
and wherever I go it is arappy tap tap.
The only variation that I have discovered
is that these sounds are loudest when the
track is poorest and the speed the greatest,
and that they are not heard at all when
the track is good or the train is moving
very slowly. I can't imagine what pro-
duces that regular succession of sounds.
have laid awake in my berth all night
thinking about 1t. I do believe it will run
me crazy" He turned Off ut the next
corner, and as far as I could hear him he
was saying "Arappy tap tap, arappy tap
tap, arappy tap tap. Chicago Journal.
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A oueer Dinner.

Eccentricity at the dinner table seems
to be the rage this season. ANY startling
or unique innovation appears to be well
come. The fresh young man who cuts q
human face on an orange and then
squeezes the fruit until the eyes weep and
the mouth drizzles is in his glory. If
ladies are at the table he takes greater
pleasure in exhibiting his artistic skill. A
few smile, some give vent to exclalnations
and others preserve digniied silence.
Peeling an orange geometrically is another
accomplishment. The yellow rind is cut
In lines with q sharp penl1nife until it re-
sembles the 'sprisoner's puzzle, just now
attracting so much attention. The skin is
then stripped from the fruit in sections,
making quaint angles, made amusing by
the explanations accompanying them.
The apple, the Malaga grape, the radish
and the banana also afford much amuse-
ment in the hands of accomplished artists.
Indeed, one man has won such eclat by
his skill in carving vegetables and escu-
lcnts that he is known in society as
ssBanana Bob."--New York Cor. Kansas
C;t,y T,inoc
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The Austrian Succession.

Although the Crown Prince of Austria
has now been married some six years he
stin remains without male issue, and it is
feared that little or no hope remains of his
wishes in this respect being fulfilled.
Should he die without leaving son the
imperial crown of Austria would pass to
the present emperor's brother, the Arch
duke Carl Ludwig. According to advices
received in London the eldest son Of the
latter, the Archkuke Otto, who only o
few months ago was married to Princess
Josefa of Saxony, has behaved so shame
fully to his young wife that she has been
forced to leave him and to return to her
relatives, who are indignant at her treat
ment. It appears that the young arch
duke has shown such unmistakable signs of
mental alteration that his condition is
being submitted to q careful medical ex-
animation. It is feared that the hered-
itary curse Of the Hapsburg family,
namely, epilepsy, which rendered the late
emperor unfit to govern, and which in
capacitated his brother, the present mon
arch's father, from undertaking the gov
ernment, has developed With increased
intensity in the young archduke, fact
which is likely to seriously affect the ques-
tion of his dynastic succession.
latter
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Now lac for pe1iycry stnnps.

The heads of the departments who have
to deal with Office seekers are considerably
annoyed ut new use which has been
made of the special delivery stamp. Per-
sons in want of employment and failing
to get an audience, or who cannot obtain
any answer to their communications, now
make sure of the delivery Of their inquiries
or requests by investing ten cents in a
special delivery stamp. The letter so
marked goes direct to the secretary or to
whoever it is addressed, and if an answer
is not obtained there is satisfaction in
knowing that the missive has reached it's
intended destination, and that the official
memory has beon logged and his promises
made during the winter recalled to him.
With the use of the special delivery
stamp there Gun be no claim on the part
of the official that he did not receive let
ter and that it had been filed without his
knowledge in the regular order of bust
ness. There seems to be no escape from
the workings of this new scheme unless
.;:ivate secretaries arc directed to receipt
for all mails SO stampel.-Globc-Dcmo-
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Drurv Iane on Boxing Night.

a. A]N>>AA16
It was sight to be remembered to en-
ter Drury Lane on Boxing night before
the curtain rose. Although the snow and
slush were ankle deep, people were watt
ing at the pit doors early in the afternoon,
and soon after the doors opened the grand
auditorium was packed with dense mob
Of good natured humanity. When the Or
chestra appeared they were received with
shout Of delight, and the leader, instead
of taking his seat to conduct the overture,
turned his face to the audience to lead
them in singing; and sing they did with a
will. The overture was medley OF pop
ular airs, beginning loyalty with "God
Bless the Prince Of Wales" and ending
with ssGod Save the Queen, y and inter-
spersed with ''Two Jolly Black Eyes" and
other music hall ditties.
From beginning to end the songs were
taken up in succession and sung Justify by
thousand voices. Imagine scene like
that in an American theatre If you can.
The play was filled with gorgeous dresses
of splendid fabrics and brilliant scenery,
and on these the gallery commented
freely, the witt isms at times evoking
peals Of laughtef.--London Cor. New York
GraDhic
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n1othodical Queen Victoria

Queen Victoria IS so methodicaA and
regular in her habits that the loss of in
significant toilet requisites on journey is
sufficient to cause her great discomfort.
Once in Scotland while visiting q duke,
the wagon with her baggage was delayed
by IN accident. She remained up until
2 o'clock in the morning expecting its
arrival, and finally went to sleep at $3.50,
worn out with fatigue. Her journeys
from England to Scotland are usually per-
formed without change of cars. Mention
is made of an unhappy mistake which
compelled her to get out of bed and change
cars at m early hour of the morning. 1t
affected her so much that several days
passed before she ecovered.-George
Henry Bassett in Herald of Health.
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Served Him Right.

Charitable LADY, wish you would
subscribe to our society for the pre-
vention OF cruelty to animals.
Omaha Man n-Eh? What's going
wrong?
"Why, everything. Only yesterday I
heard of boy who soaked O rats tall in
kerosene and then touched q match to 1t. - y
"Wcll, well! Do You know, when I
lived down in Kansas boy did that, and
most walloped the life out of the rascal:
Cracky! When l think Of it feel rs if
I'd like to get at him again"
II have no doubt he deserved 1T.
Observed it! I should say so. Why,
the rat ran under my barn. Omaha
World.
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Thoroughly Content.

How young creole girl enjoyed herself
ut her first ball: Her red lips smiled, her
1.-the form was all a quivcr. She saw
Arthemise and rushed over to kiss her
as young girls kiss each other. ooh" !"
said Olympic, claspirg her palms and roll
ing her heavenly eyes heavcnward, "Oh,
mon Dicul but have amusc myself this
night! I have been so gly-I have been
happyn' eyes? What do YOU do:"
asked Arthcmse. "Alc? Oh, 50 out
to supper with my papa, l dance one
dance with my cousin Albert, l dance
seek dance with my brother jules, an
tEen-I sit by my mammar ar'-New Or
leans Picayunc.
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s1eon,nc with the MOUTH Omen.

If you form the habit Of breathing
through your nose during the day-deep
breathing will help to cure the open
mouthcd trouble at night. Syringe the
nostrils with warm water, slightly SALT
just before going to bed every night, wipe
them dry and apply little pure vaseline
on the tip Of the finger. The bad taste in
your mouth possibly results from lack of
ventilation in your sleeping room. When
wrapped comfortably in bed vent in the
window will assist tho respiratory organs
to perform their duty healthfully and
largely increase the sum total of your
happiness. Herald of Health.
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SOCIETY IN WASHINGTON.
What Col. Pat Donan Says About 1t.
The vulgarly Rich.

What Col. Pat Donan Says About It.
The vrlgarly Rich.
Washington society is peculiar. 1t takes
its tone from the White House, where all
classes, colors, creeds and conditions meet
upon q sort. Of level, however uneven it
may be-. The national mansion belongs to
the people. and they feel they have right
to it and in it. At presidential recep-
ton high and low, rich and poor, white,
black and pumpkin colored, dignitaries,
exquisites and Doors, sages, cranks, saints,
sinners and rapscallions, punch knuck-
holes with their elbows in each others
sides and tread on each others heels or
trails. Cabinet officials, foreign ministers
and blacklegs, supreme court judges and
prize fighters, generals, admirals and
corner .grocers, senators, congressman,
lobbyists, peddlers and hootblacks, titled
and brocaded danes and tatterdemalion
crones, reigning bellies and nameless
women, indian braves, pigtailed Chinese
end nappy pated negroes, all crowd in
motley procession to shake hands witt the
president and his wife, who owe their tenn
r.orary greatness to the votes of the sover-
eign mob.
It is very democratic, very republican,
very American. 1t gives to all capital
society a free and easiness to be found
nowhere else. It has it's charms, but 1t
has some drawbacks, too. The gushy
local ienkinses have lately gone into
Mysteries Of soft squash over young Mrs
Cleveland because she has discard 4
gloves on. these. omnium gatherum -occa-
sions, and meets all the legions Of miscell-
aneous visitors ss'with a cordial clasp of
her warm bare hands. :" advice to her
wouldsbeto to wear sheet tOns gauntlets or
promptly add a liberal supply Of mer-
curial ointment to her toilet equipage.
All official receptions are modelled on
these chief magistrate affairs. They are
open to nearly body, and a decent suit
Of clothes and letter Of introduction from
some back county wirepuller to his sena-
tor or representative are generally enough
to oil the hinges Of more exclusive portals.
This brings here hordes Of nobodies, whose
highest ambition is to be mentioned in q
society reporter newspaper paragraph as
mixed up with the somebodies. The newly
and vulgarly rich have docked to a field
where, what seems to them, social dis
tinction is so cheap. Their pretentfous
mansions overlook the most aristocratic
squares and circles. Their gorgeous turn
outs, with gold tipped hubs and gold
plated harness outfashing the sunlight,
spin along the most fashionable avenues.
Their epicurean free feeds draw throngs
Of well bred and well known feeders, and
their blunders and absurdities are the
laughing stock of the town that feasts at
tteir expense.-P. Donan in Globe Demo
oyof
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Two years ago Mrs. ]. T. Borch of
New York, eloped and went to San
Francisco, carrying along her two chill
dren, one An infant in arms. In her new
home Mrs. Borch tired of the little ones
and put them in an asylum. Their
father located them and sent money to
pay their passage back to New York.
The two little fellows, one aged ten and
the other aged three, have just crossed
the continent tagged to ~ I. Borch, AZ
Third avenue, New York." The chill.
dren were we'll cared for while on their
journey, and were the pets of passengers
and train men. The erriDg mother did
not return with her children.
= A crazy man, by name Wetterlind,
recently terrorized the Swedish town of
Goteborg for more than a whole week.
He had locked himself in the top story
of house, whence he commanded wide
sweep of street, and marked and fred at
any and everybody who approached.
After be had shot one man dead the
6remen attempted to drown him out, but
could not get near enough, as the man
was dead shot. They next made iron
shields to protect them in the approach,
but these proved too cumbersome. An
attempt TO dislodge the lunatic by throw.
ing dumb bells charged with electricity
at him had to be abandoned. A barri.
cade was then erected around the house
by the police aud regular siege laid to
it. The lunatic stood it a week before he
was starved out, and was then seized by
strategy, too weak to defend himself.
He had wounded number of people
from his perch during the singular cam.
paigu.
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Negroes" and "colored People"

The New Orleans Southwestern Chris
tian Advocate, newspaper for negroes,
says that according to its observation the
great mass of white persons, when talking
with each other, say "negro'' dhe low
bred say nigger), but when speaking tc
negroes they say "colored people," which
is the same as to say: "You are negroes,
but cater to your foolish pride in saying
colored." "We can stand, and prefer, u
says The Advocate, "to be called negroes
all the time, for the simple reason that we
are negroes. New York Sun.
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"Poor little wifel dare say she was
really very unhappy. I'll go and see what

really very unhappy. Ill go ana see "naG
she Is about"
And Herewith he walked from his room
into the great corridor connecting all the
apartments. But because everything went
wrong that day the housemaid had for
gotten to set candles about the place, al
though it was evening by this time and
really pitch dark.
So he groped his way carefully, putting
out his hands before him, as q wise king
ought to do, when suddenly he felt some
thing warm and clinging. "Hallo! what
is this?' he cried.
"Only me-" responded the queen.
"And what did you want, my dearS"
sI'was coming to you to beg your par
don, because am sure must have hurt
you," said she, humbly.
"Oh, mol" said the king, and caught her
I to his heart. "Why, I ought to ask yours'
It was really my fault, and I hope you
have forgiven me. But do you know I
will make law now that two words shall
never be heard again in this kingdom
skettledrum' and''-
"And apple fritters,'" said she, laugh-
ing and crying in his arms, and Herewith
the tale is at an end.-Hcme Journal.