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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-01-05
PHASES OF HUMAN NATURE.

other Gardner Says 1t Is Full nj
'M S1reaks and Freaks and Notions.
human natur' am a VERY onsart;r
ing, SAID Brother Gardner as Elder loot,
II stunning his feet and laid back for 8
p.
1t am SO full of streaks an freaks an no
1ns oae IL am wonder de Lawd doan' git
scouTaged wild US sometimes
"a ~ statesman will liz up In de eavenin' an
car dat we hev de greatest kentrv on
"a. Mex mawnin', if his.ouaSee am not M
par, or his beefsteak al off. he am
10y 70 walk out an ans q 20 de public
our system of gov'ment am one which
EVERYBODY bring de kentry to a state of
Rverty an degradashun.
Il Oar am large class of people. who. when
3y neV money fur supper bless de Lawd fur
&C sOooness an am ready to subscribe 500
Fl" elu oe eFeckshun OF a new church Neg
nm "hen apple sass takes de place of
,.eN .-"ey enaglne dat ole Satan has got a
sU mortgage on eberything, an dey wonldn,t
~ up a nickel fur a church if dew had
$f0ney 20 throw away.
Il Oar am people who 90 about wild broad
piles on DER faces an tell Won dat dis would
q all night. It's daily CROWN better an,
- plenty good huff fur anybody. An bonI.
~, wnen de grocer or de butcher has
z lieu DER attenshun to a leetle bill which
q run SIX months de scene changes De
am gone, an dis world am all wrong
\ w plan FUR huckleberry excursb,1n wild
Ieenh dat our fellow men am all RIGHT
wake up to find dat excursbun snoilt Inv
amy day, an we at once decla,' our fellow
n a SET OF thieves an conspirators
4 Dar am no accountin' fur what moo, v,,o.I
H. - human natur' will do. We ex-
TX men to be wicked, an den hold mn orr
lds ober der deeds. We know dat all
,'eS can't be happy, hut am scandaIizad
uAEorceS DE male sex demands de |
icCeS' Vartue III woman, an den turne |
put an works der downfall We cbide |
seiIE'nness OF de world, but hang to all |
gu 2-Senounce an reviIe~ a man
lie ne IDS, an turn ABOUT an make hero
martyr or him as soon as de BRET leaves
oooy. We preach charity to all. but
10 OF Us forgives our fellow man fur hi
8rtcomin's. III LIS
Il ten you, my friends, we am boo. mis-
oie lou, no matter what de color or nre-
us condishuD, an de pusson who has ne
eK 20 stan up an criticize his navburs an,
maps de wust sheep in de lot. We've o,ot
no" dc streaks in our natur'. an de fac,
ue man who will lend III money widour
a-ilCy VIII also run away wild your wife
sC h06 De looked upon as anything out of
reg Lar track of human nah1r'. Let no
purceed wild de regular purceedin,s ~
frolt Free Press.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-01-05
He Hit II RIGHT

y Yorker in Boston the other dav
4 carriage and told the driver to take
" hisky Straight. II don't know
+ place" said the driver. GDon't
fere 1t is! It's somewhere near Bos-
+ the response. There's certainly
Pf that name about here, asseverated
4. We'll" returned the nonplussed
|Ker, ITS something like that name.
us some straight drink" ooh. y
I the driver, perhaps it is Jamaica
And he hit it right.-Boston Post
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-01-05
3quin BsCemiaSCf.iiiuea.

Inquinese Academy has been es-
It Hanoi, in Tonquin, by ID.
the French resident general. An
junction OF the society is the initia-
people of Tonquin into a knowl-
Fiern science and civilization. The
P Is limited to forty, with an I'M
lnber Of correspondents.-A
a.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-01-05

ouquets most in demand for the So
.on viii be OF very long -stalked roses
hang loosely, being supported by
smilax and maiden hair fern. Cor
|uctS are to lie of Russian yiolets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-01-05
STEAMER LEHUA,
CLARK, Commander,
Hou. " SAME SportsRas Kilauea
STEAMER MOKOLn

tMcGregor, Commander.
H1a1' Tor the following ports eve,,,
commencing August ITO lanai po,
3D. nAnalna' olowalu. Returning 'o Pu'
nrdoD nsniaio Lanai arriving at Hnnoin,
II plI-a nencng August 9-To Kaunakato,
Returnns 1 ta pm; W1au Peleknnu, Kaianpanaa
rukoo' kamalo, Kaunakakai arri,;. alu' Lahaina,
iuiu saturday morning. at Homo
any freight OF psn VIII not be Responsible tn
baggage unless plainly toF nor
ho for money jeweIry 1nIaa Not
, All possible care will no ,o.
lne company viii not assume an VI hLve stock but
SAmL q. WILDER. pros,da.'a
orr,, >. B. ROSE. secretarv resident
'ioh-Corner Fort and Queen stra.,s
55-Iy Mar an
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-01-05
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p ts4sM 5erend
u,.d j H.
N
STEFb I y R KINAU,
10 ha uromno.

+,fanT HonoIGio as per following scbedn,a
49, uSiii il al Iahalna, Maaaea, Makena MAIN!
N -" itii.'e Lanpah Oehoe. Hilo and Reaubor1.
an Sonlilehclhg on MONDAY. July 26 1885 anI
om every alternate Monday at 4 D. m the R,n au
h lii make tHe VOLCANO TRIP reachinp KaaI'
nou on wednesday morning where borees "a eau eau
th are n waiting to convey passengers 70
me NoLCANO HOUSE give miles in the $500
ana nine miles by carriage) " 'e Sfaoole
ord t ensetS oy this route will have two dave
anu ~, wv. tW0 me nights at the VOLCANO HOUSE,
v0i CHEn dS F0K THE ROUND TRIP TO THE
ALL CHA RGES. 'ACh RAYS
M ne hlhan Will arrive in Honolulu Snpdo,
ior Iss on volcano trips. On Hilo trims Ill,
honolulu on Tuesdays, and return Satnr %1I,
y Ia raSoENGER TRAINS will connect with tho
poonIoI nInau WILL TOUCH at Honoksia ana
e "Auhau on down trips from Ho for pasao.~ a1u
u a signal is made from the shore. o' f"SSensers
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-01-05

fod Suspehders, col
: q shaving sets, 90 W +,
street. o. "
4 fessed kid gloves u
Is .ntte and colored EN-.
III iefS at Sachs store.
/ 1es' ladies' underwea,
Nd blue cashmere INST
ner. at c. J. Fishers
DC and Tam plush can,
noy bonnets and ladies
CO at Sachs store, IO1 f..
IN Wo & Co., of MauDs.
ieave to notify the public
9sf received large GUAM. 4
NO other choice brands of
OF the best quality, for sale 4
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-01-16
: Marriages In Holland.


OF the twelve months in the wear No
vemoer is reckoned in certain villages in
Holland to be by far the most impor-
tant. The four Sundays of this month
are known respectively as Review Sun
day, Decision Sunday, Purchase Sun
day and Possession Sunday. names
which sufficiently explain the purposes
to which they are put by the Young
people. Review Sunday the unmarried
girls and young men after the morning
service walk up and down staring at one
another to their hearts content, Hay
ing made up their minds whom to
select, the following Sunday the youths
with the politest bows Imaginable salute
the fan. ones. and judge from the way
their courtesy is responded to whether
success or defeat is to be their lot. The
third Sunday is devoted to the less
romantic task of obtaining the consent
81 the parents and arranging in business
like fashion the details of the marriage
settlement. The stern hearts of those
in authority having been satisfactorily
subdued, all the following week the
parson is busy at marrying, but not
until Possession Sunday comes round
are the happy betrothed permitted more
than an affectionate gaze, or, at most, a
tender squeeze of the hand.-PaH Mall
Gazette.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-01-16
TOMS NEW YEARS RESOLVES.

No more ten-cent cigars I'll smoke,
No dollars thus I'll spend,
No walking to the bars with boys,
No suppers with friend.
No more to balls or theatres,
No sleigh rides, hops or fairs;
But every night at nine o'clock
VIII find me snug upstairs.
And thus I'll all my money save
To be millionaire,
And live to be an Alderman
Oh, how the girls will stare
So here write my firm resolve;
I've turned brand new leaf;
To each temptation FL be cold
AS stone, N bas-relief.
Knock at the door-"Hello! who's there?"
Why, Tom, my boy, such fun
We've got irSt-class party up,
And you're set down for one"
"oh, no, can't'' Now, Tom, shut upl
You can't back out that wayl
Why, all the girls are going too.
And your own dear, sweet May"
"Oh. hang that book!-tear out the leaf!
We're boys but for day;
I'll go if it my fortune takes,
To haveSa ride with May"
Boston Transcript.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-01-16

Francis Murphy, temperance adyo-
cate on the moral suasion plan, uttered
library full of truth lately in eleven
words. He was asked his opinion about
legislation against the liquor traffic, and
said: "If legislation would save people,
Moses would have been the Christ.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-01-16

The Swiss government is making 8
very interesting experiment, suggested
by the rapid increase OF drunkenness in
its country. 1t has undertaken the sale
of spirits sRd all other dealing is pro-
hibited. The product OF the distilleries
is to be made for the government, and
under its supervision, with view of
securing purity. The retail price is to
raised, and $3.50, 600 of the income will
be spent in suppressing alcohol.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-01-16

The New York Freeman, the principal
organ of the colored people, says: Mr..
Blaine may receive the nomination, but
II he should the defeat of 1884 will
simply be repeated with eyey greater
emphasis
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-01-16

"HACKMETACK," q lasting and
fragrant perfume. Price. 25 and so
cents. For sale at A. G. Smith & Co.'s
Drug Store. ID
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
o4sooo3ao--,
How They Are Made The CoQcerq Of LADIES'

No lady is insensibe to the impression made upon
others In the rivari for social supremacy, what lady
is there who would prize the admiration of the sterner
sex, even extreme cost of time and money? While,
excite the envous worship Of those of her is
with ladies In general, "consummation devouy to be
wished" 1t is business say how this shall be
accomplished; but desire to note few points upon
which lad es WILL with unanmity, agree-that gen
teel attire bespeaks good breeding If your wardrobe
requires silk hosiery invite you examine what
stock affords If you seek to procure some suitable
dress trimming examine Tulles, and Lace Dress
Flounces-al wdths-in black cream and white. Our
variety of Silk Mitts and Gloves is exceptionally large.
We wish specify however, the value Of I2-button
Mousquetaire (Suede) at S11o Silks and Satins we
have in excellent assortment and at all prices. Lace
Scarfs and Fichus being much this season to
the opera in place of the high hats severely con-
demned. In Handkerchiefs we can show you every
grade, from the most ordinary plain linen to the most
delicate fine lace. Fam either Of satin feather, will
add your complete toilet while Corsage Bouquet in
delicate shades will add the finishing touches what the
critics term "the exquisite"
We are your obedient servants,
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
Theatrical Notes.

Box sheet open tomorrow for "Fritzh
Emmet at Albaugh's next week.
Two or three ladies were seen at the
theatres last night In theatre bonnets, pretty
sid sensible. They Were OF soft gray, with
harmuuiOus trimming of blue or plult, eX-
Ceedlrgly becoming, and not more than an
iLch higher than the crown of the head.
"One OF the Bravest'' will DO the attrac-
ton at The BIiou next week.
Sale Of seats for Annie Pixley in the
"Dcscon's Daughter at the National next
week, begins tomorrow.
\ good audience heard the Boston Ideals
In "Martha' at tue National last night, for
the third time, and with undiminished
pleasure. Miss Stone and Mile Lablache
won several encores IN duet and solo, as
did Mr.. Lnwton and Mr. Morawski. Mr..
Lawtou's voice is steadily improving,
though 1t has not entirely recovered Its full
strength In the upper register. In the mid
die register Its magnetic sweetness Is re
m1,kable, and the audience was not slow
In expressing its approval. Mr.. Morawsli':
Pl,mkcH was also well sung, the gentleman
having voice which, when 1t has become
accustomed to operate surroundings, will
come forth in excellent form. To.nigh
"Maid Of Honor
Change OF bill at the Dime tomorrow
when "The Child Stealer' will be put on
Tonight at the First Congregations
| Church the Tyrolean Warblers will yodl,
and warble the music of the Alps. Seat
| for sale at John +. Ellis & Cos.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
ANNUAL ELECTIONS.

Bar Association President, James G..
Payne; first vice-president, A. s. Worthing-
ton; second vice-president, Reginald Fem
dali; treasurer, A. G. Bradley; secretary,
Charles A. Elliott; board OF directors-T.
A. Lambert, j. II. Gordon, James NJ.
Johnston, G. L. Hamilton, and Edward A.
Newman.
Federation OF Labor Unions: Thomas s.
Denham, president; George Suter, first vice
president; Frank Bugden, second vice-presi-
dent; l.. ii. Patterson, recording secretary;
George Huntington, secretary and treasurer,
and Charles Keller, sergeant-at- arms.
The Humane Society; President, Judge
Arthur Macarthur; presidents, VIII
liam b. Webb, Rev. Il. r. shippen, Rev.
Alexander Kent, Mrs. William +. Chandler,
Mrs; A. l.. Barber, stilson Hutchins, Rev.
William A. Bartlett, ID. D.; General William
Mckee Dunn, Mrs. Florence Murray, Mrs.
A. A. Hayes, A. S. Pratt, Josiah Dent; cor
responding secretary, j. b. 7. Tupper; re-
eordlDg secretary, Miss NJ. A. Peet; financial
secretary, Miss NJ. l.. Douglass, 1916 +
street northwest; treasurer, Edwin NJ.
Truell, l0l4 X street northwest.
Real Estate and Title Insurance Com.
pany Robert o. IIolrzman, NJ. Ashford,
Samuel Bacon, 4. Francis Riggs, Albert A.
Wilson, Charles @. Duncanson, George
W. Pearson, John Ridout and Z, G..
Davis.
Home Building Association Thomas
Bowling, president; A. s. Taylor, vice
president; W. II. Wet2el, secretary, and T.
& Wescott treasurer; directors, l., ID. Wine,
George S. Kraft, $. N. Thorn, c. n. Moore,
j. IL. Byron, John Irwin aud George j..
johnson.
National Association for the Relief OF
Destitute Colored Women ami Children
Mrs. NJ. S. Pomeroy, president; Miss L. s.
Swami, yico-president Mrs. Helen A.
Cook secretary, aud Mrs. l.. $. DoOlIttle,
treasurer; board of managers, Mesdames +.
4. Baxter, 5. L. Baker, Il. q. Dale, q. A. S
Hall. A. 5. Lynch, L. W. Lynch, NJ. l..
Merriwether, A. NJ. Purvis and j. W.
Scudder.
farmers and Mechanics National Bank
II. NJ. Sweeney, Thomas Knowles, 4 b
jackson, l.. ID. Wine, NJ. j. Adler, Philip
May, j. Ii. Smoot, q. NJ. Matthews aud s.
4. Brown.
Masonic Veteran Association: Brother
Albert Pike, reelected president; Brother
W. w. Upton, reelected first vice prssi
dent Brother c. W. Bennett, re elected
second vice-president; Brother Ezra l.
Stevens, re- e-elected treasurer Brother Able
T. Longley, secretary Brother W, >, Rioso
and Brother j. II. Thompson, re-elests
stewards.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
Nce,in. or schooI Trus,ccs.

The School Board at It's meeting last
night granted leave of absence for the re-
mainder of the year to L. NJ. HALEY, and
extended to the end Of the year the leave OF
Miss Eva Mcmahon. The scholarship Of
fered by the National University was ac-
cepted. John G.. Comes, jr., was appointed
teacher Of carpentry aud wood-turnlng In
the colored industrial schools. II. ID. Ma
lone was promoted to class TO- Mr.. Bruce
Evans OF the county schools was given one
afternoon week to impart instructions on
industrial teaching. Miss Josephine Bettes
was granted two months leave Of absence
on account Of III health. The resignation
of Miss Levinla IL. Hauke was accepted and
Miss l.. &. Nash was promoted to fill the
vacancy and Miss Mary V. Lithgar was
promoted. Misses Laura Cross and Mary
Il. Wilson were added to the substitute list
of the eighth division. Mary Washington
was appointed as lanitress Of the Burrville
school. The question of Increasing the
number OF pupils in the Minor normal
school was referred to Messrs. Francis,
johnson aud Gregory.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
A SLICE OF JAPAN.
Interesting Manners and Custom
Brought From the Orient.

Interesting Manners and Customs
Brought From the Orient.
The small slice OF Japan now on cxhlbi-
tlon at Willard Hall Is well worth visit,
both for amusement aud Instruction. In
the booths that line the ball the artisans
carry on their worl, with as much ease and
gravity as If they were ci ioylus the seqncs-
tered seclusou Of their privati work shops
In the first booth on entering the hall Is the
worker ia cloisonnc. The design OF this cN-
quisite work is first traced In India Ink
then outlined with decllcatc brass wire
about one sixteenth OF an inch wide, aud
the compartments thus formed are filed
with the coloring matter and then dried. by
the way. there is genuine japanese baby
at this booih-a rosy checked, bHght-eyed
dot Of thing that crows aud bounces aud
SAYS goo GOO Just like any ordinary BABY.
Every time It's diminutive mamma carries
It across the hall every female visitor FOL
lows In her wake and tries to poke the
"dear baby In the ribs or stick her hngef
into It's mouth to see II its teeth are coming.
Then there are the china decorators, who
have something that looks like Pueblo
wash boiler III there is such thing to bake
the ware ln. There is n ieweler who VIII
fashion a scarf-pln out Of a dime with ap-
parCntly no other assistance except heat
and wax and his fingers. Near him Is Mr
Waske, who paints impossible birds and
beautiful flowers on satin while you wait,
and Mr.. Tanaka, the portrait painter, who
will paint ones portrait from photograph
on transparent silk II one happens to get
his order In early enough. Mr.. \. s. Abel
OF the Baltimore sun, attired In one OF the
Mikados second hand suits, looks out,
ruGdy at good natured from an lnda-ink
background. Mr.. Fujihasha is the lightning
artist. lie can paint picture In five min
utes or less, ard good one, too lie takes
two or three cOlors ON his brush AT the same
time, and applies them by different degrees
Of pressure. His work is entirely in water
colors.
There are many beautiful specimens OF
lacquer work. They can lacquer almost
amy substance with smooth, hard surface
| The paint and varuish Is applied on some
articles as often as dozen times, aud VIII
| dry only In moist atmosphere. When
| completed lacquered surface VIII resist
any bot liquid aud even acids. The Ohta
| or pottery booth has always crowd around
II. The pOtter's whiskers arc as great Il
| curiosity ns his work. So English! lie has
| round board with clay on II, which he
| keeps continually revolving, bucket of
water, string, a small piece OF buciskin
aud ten remarkably nimblc fingers. with
such simple aids he rapidly shapes vases,
urns, bugs, dragons and other queer things.
II, by this time, one wants "A cup of tea
| he can get 1t at booth, the fac-simile OF
| those that ornament the streets OF Japanese
cities, as MIR shimooka, the courteous gen
| tltm8n from Japan, will assert. bona
| fde Yum Yum, Just as cute as can be, sits
tailoi-fashIOn Oh cushion, anil serves II
with smile and nod, but never word
| No sugar,
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
CONFLICTING DATES.
The Walker Murder Case Postponed
for the Present.


To-day was the time set for the trial Of
George N. Walker, and his counsel were
early iu the Criminal Court. The same
lawyers are retained 10y John l.. West
charged with assault with intent to commit
rape on Mrs. NJ. |. Page, and whose trial 1:
set for next Monday.
Mr.. Cahill asked for a postponement In
the West case, and presented ailidavits
stating that they could not safely 90 to trial
until the 18th instant for the want Of deposi
tions now being taken In Massachusetts, and
South Carolina, and which he expected
would show that the mind of the accused
was affected.
District Attorney Worihington objected
TO posiponement, but thought as the as
signed cases were crowdlng each other, Il
would lie well to reassign the Walker
West and Whitaker cases, aud he asked
that the West case be taken up next Mon
dny.
Mr. Cook objected to the Walker case
being delayed. Justice Macarthur directed
that the order Of the cases remaiu un
changed, aud the witnesses In the Wake
case were discharged until next Monday
The CLARK uial occupying the courts atten
tiOu today,
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
Meetings of ssiassmakers.

The NntiOnaI Bottle ManuIacturers' AssO-
citation met to-day in parlor I of Wilard's
Hotel, The meeting is for the transaction
of routine business only and the election OF
oillcers for the ensuing year.
The Eastern Window.Glass Mauufactur-
ing Association meet this afternoon at four
O'Clock, in par!ors OF the Riggs House, for
the election Of officers.
The National Window Glass Manufact-
urers' Association meet at the Riggs House
tO morrow at 10 o'clock.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
John I;uddrn'- Mammoth Install
Iteut HOusps

Now is your golden opportunity to buy
any style of cooking stove, range, heater,
etc, at your own price and terms that will
suit everybody. This extensive installmeut
establishment is located at $50 and 032 Sew
enth street northwest (west slde). Mr.. Rul-
den also has full line OF furniture, car
pets oilcloths, etc, etc, all OF which are
first class goods and are offered low for
cash, or will be sold cheap on the install
ment plan. Terms easy enough to please all.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
w,suNcroS II. C. Ian. :. 1857.

NAsulNGToN, u. - Jan. =, 1851
respectfully announce to the public that
have associated Mr.. Charles Il. Newman
with the In the real estate business, which
will he continued under the firm name OF
.Iohn T.. Bcall n Co.. at our new olllce, li2l
+ street northwest. Thanking the public
for the liberal share OF It's business in the
past, hope to merit continued success, and
nll business placed in the hands Of the new
finn will be transacted with fidelity to the
interests Of our clients and with prompt and
careful attention.
am, very respectfully,
ions T.. BEAL1., 1921 T street n. W.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
Toys!
Toys!
I'Oysi

A full line OF toys, such as Wagons, Doll
Carriages, Dolls, and smaller toys, fancy
china, colored glassware, blsque figures,
cheap Tea Sets. Toilet Sets, with colored
band, So So; nicely decorated sets, 50.
Chandelier lamps at low prices, with full
line of other goods too numerous to men
tion, at $. X. BRowN's,
Goth ST. and Pa. ave. II. W.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
Notice 10 nou-ckecper-.

In addition to a complete stock OF heat
Ing and cooking stoves, ranges, carpets,
blankets, comfOrters aud parlor and dining.
room furniture, have Just received full
line Of silver table ware, all to be sold on
easy monthly or weekly payments as cheap
as can be bought elsewhere at strictly cash
prices. Smiths reliable installment house,
452 Pennsylvania avenue northwest.
The Washington critic., 1887-01-12
..rnnd nnnisrnnt snIc.

known as the Hub Clothing House, i3i
Seventh street northwest. Mems aud boys
overcoats hats, furnishing goods, um-
brellas etc. All must be sold within ten
days regardless of cost, +. SrElNEM,
Purchaser.