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STEAMERS.
nAILY LINE TO NORFOLK AND FORT
~ MONROE.
STEAMERS GEORGE LEARYo

STEAMERS GEORGE LEARY"
AND EXCELSIOR" )"
On and after Monday July Ia, 1887, tho
"LEARY'' will leave Prince street wharf on
TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS and SATURDAYS at
600 p. m, and the EXCELSIOR" on MON
DAYS, WEDNESDAYS and FRIDAYS from the
same wharf at the same hour
except Mondays, at p. m.
Exclusive connection with Boston and Provi-
dence steamers. Connect also with Old Dominion
steamers for New York, steamers Ariel and Old
Point at Fortress Monroe for Richmond and land.
ings on James river, and with all other rsil and
steamboat lines at Norfolk and Fort Monroe.
For other information apply TO
PHILIP B. H0OE,
may13-tf Agt. Prince Street Wharf.
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EXCURSIONS.
Special Saturday Evening Excursion
10
NORFOLK, FORT MONROE,
VIRGINIA BEACH, OCEAN VIEW,
PJNEY POINT and


CORNFIELD HARBOR.
Palace steamer GEORGE LEARY, SATURDAY,
Aug. Is, D. m., from Prince street wharf.
Returning, leave Norfolk and Western Railroad
Companys wharf (only so feet from Virginia
Beach Railroad depot upon arrival of the train
from the Beach, aud from the Boston wharf at
$50 p. IN. Sunday, arriving in Alexandria at
$50 a. IN. Monday.
TO Norfolk and return, $3.50 to Fort Monroe
and return, $3.50 to Virginia Beach and return,
including dinner at Beach, S3.25 to Ocean View
and return, including dinner at hotel, 1925; to
Fort Monroe and return, including breakfast and
dinner at Hygca Hotel $3.50.
For other information apply TO
PHILIP 3. HOOE,
iy15 If Agent, Prince street wharf.
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Lower Cedar Point.
wAsHINGToN's CoNEY ISLAND.

Excursion season opens Juno 9th. Music,
Boating Bathing, Dancing, Fishing. Cheapest
and best excursion out Of Alexandria. New
and magnificent fast palace steamer eE~ -
HENRY E. BISHOP will leave foot us7S.,zs1EzS s7Sass.szS
of Prince street Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
and Friday, at $50 a. m; returning, arrive at s
p. M. For special rates Sunday schools and or
CARNATIONS should apply to
STEPHENSON BROS,
18th street wharf, Washington, d. c..
Round trip soc; children 25c. ie14 Pm
Diver VIEW FOR 1887.
The cstoamer MARY WASHINGTON .U-A
will leave Hooc's wharf EVERY WEDNESDAY at
$50 a. M. and p. m. Tickets 25c.
Family Days at the View EVERY SATURDAY.
Leave Alexandria at 1880 a. m; returning at 3
p. NJ Tickets 1Oc.
les 3m E. S. RANDALL.
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FOR RIVER LANDINGS.

FOR RIVER LANDINGS.
The steamer JOHN W. THOMPSON will leave
her wharf EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY
and FRIDAY, at 8 a. m for all river landings as
far down as Kinsale Mondays Point and Lodge
Landing, in Yeocomico river; returning Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday mornings.
Fare, tirst.cass, 50c secondclass, 25c.
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FOR NEW YORK.

FOR NEW YORK.
STEAMERS E. C. KNIGHT AND 5,e
JOHN GIBSON SAEshM,
EVERY FRIDAY MORNING, and returning
leave New York, from pier II, East river, every
SATURDAY.
The steamers Of this company mako ronnec.
tionG st Norfolk for all points East; at Now
York with al points West and Northwest, and at
Alexandrie with Virginia Midland Railway and
Washington and Ohio Railroad. Through rates
given anG freight handled carefully and promptly
For furthor information apply to
F. 4. REED & CO., Agent,
Janney's wha-f
J.W. THOMPSON, President
1416 street,
sep27-tf Washington, D. c.
NLYDE's sTEAM LINE WEEKLY TO
PHILADELPHIA. StsASss,
Appointed sailing days from Alexa, RI EV-
ERY TUESDAY and from Philadelph, EVERY
SATURDAY.
This line connects at Alexandria with the Vir-
ginia Midland and Washington and Ohio railroads,
ships.
Freight forwarded with promptncss and care.
FREQ of commissions.
No charge for transfer in Philadelphia. Quick
time Frequent departures. Through rates and
through bills of lading given. Insurance al the
lowest rates.
Agents
F. a. REED & CO., Alexandria.
WM p. CLYDE & CO., Philadelphia.
JOHNSON g. CO., Wash. G. Georgt'n.
lan9-tf
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Tho steamer LADY OF THE LAKE will
leave her wharf EVERY MONDAY, WEDNES-
DAY and SATURDAY at O'Clock p. m.
Fare, frst.class, $3.50; round trip, $3.50.
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PROFESSIONAL.
CONFECTIONERS.
DELTCACIES AT BRENGLE'S.

BISQUE CREAM, RASPBERRY CREAM
STRA IVBERRY CREAM, ORANGE CREAM,
VANILLA CREAM, LEMON CREAM.
All favors of Cream and Water Ices.
HENRY BEsENGLE, I29 KING ST.,
Has now opened his
ICE CREAM SALOONS;
reftted and arranged thoroughly for the accom-
mediation of all his customers. His Ladies' Ice
Cream Parlors on the second floor. His newly
furnished saloon for gentlemen. Special room
fitted up for colored customers who arc fond Of
the best Ice Cream in town. He has maintained
his good name for pure goods for thirty years and
still supplies the best and cheapest goods in his
line.
Ice Cream Soda, Pies for dessert or lunch, and
Pure Candies are specalties in which he has nev-
er been excclled Cakes of all kinds of the best
material cheaper than they can be mado at home.
He caters of the best for families, parties, balls,
fairs and entertainments. my6
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Contract advertisers M not be aotocd 10 exceed their
space ess the is paid for at transient TatesT
;nd ,der no circumstances piu they be all0'1ed TO
adrertise other than their legitimate business IN the
space contracted for.
AH transient advertisements mast be paid for in ad-
rance.
Resolions in memo-aa othankS tributes Of respect.
resolutions adopted By societies or persons ''9ess Of
public concern, rvia only be printed in this paper as
advertisements.
Marriage and death notices must be paid for in ed-
nance.
Tn, Gasette office is connected ,0ith the Telephone En-
change Advertisements, orders for the paper, netys
or any information or business be sent dv Tel
phone.
Persons Tearing the city can haze the Ga=stte mailed
to item, postpaid for fifty cents a month and the
address changed as often as desired
Alexandria, Va.
Entered at the POs,Qece c, Alexandria, Virginia as
second-claSs matter.
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INLAND AND SEABOARD -nSOs !.
L COAsTING COMPANY. .SgsssSsssssss;sSsl.s,
GREATLY REDUCED RATES.
DIRECT (No STOPS.

FOR FORTRESS MONROE AND NORFOLK
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my21 GEO. McBURNEY & SON.
HARDWARE FOR THE SEASON at SO King,
IL corner of Royal street, Alexandria, Virginia.
Just received supply of genuine ENGLISH
WALDRON GRAIN and GRASS SCYTHES; /;
American Grain and Grass Scythes, Bush Scythes,
Snatbs, Hay Rakes Scythc Stones, Rifles, Hay
and Manure Forks, which were purchased of frat
hands and will be sold, wholesale and retail at
small advance at SO King, corner of Royal ST.. by
my1O IT. CREIGHTON & SON.
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A NEW LINE OF BREAKFAST WARE to be
IA opened to-day of an entirely new and lovely
pattern which will be sure to be popular and
which you can match at any time and purchase
in as small a quantity as you desire. We would
be glad to have you examine these goods before
purchasing, as we arc making every effort TO
please and take great care in offering tho newest
goods on the market.
mhS E. MILLER, SON & co.
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Oazette,
PUBLISHED DAILY AND TIL WEEKLY BY
GAR WIDEN,

~ the Gazette BtilGing, Nos. 70 ana I2 fftnce 81
DAILY. TRI- WEEKLY.
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lust RECEIVED by S. S. Nessmoro from Liv-
y erpool Eng, to Baltimore, 10 crates STAND
ARD c. c. and 81 crates HENRY BURGESS
WHITE GRANITE SETS. If you are in need of
first-class article in either of these wares you
should not fail to give US call. We do not sell
Seconds" Second quality and ''thirds" third
quality at retail. We guarantee evcry piece
of ware from our house to be the best of its kind
feb1 E. J. MILLER, SON & co.
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RAILROADS.

CONDENSED SCHEDULE, IN EFFECT
JUNE 5, 1887.
Trains run by 18th Meridisn Timo.
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BROWNS IRON BITTERs, Ayers Cherry Pee
d toral, Sarsaparilla, Hair Yigor, Ague Cure
and Pills, and Warmers Kidney and Liver Cure
10 ocs21 aSs '~ E.s. LEADBEATER & BRO.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12
A Fable for Every Body.

In the depths of forest there lived
two foxes. One of them said one day
in the politest fox language: "Let's
quarrel" "Very WE'LL" said the
other. "But how shall we set about
itp" They tried all sorts of ways, but
it could not be done, because each one
would give way. At last number one
fetched two stones. "There," said he,
"you say they're yours. and I'll say
they're mine, and we will quarrel, and
fight, and scratch. Now, I'll begin.
Those stones are minep" "Very well. "
answered the other, "you are welcome
to them" "But we shall never quar-
rel at this ratc!" cried the other, Jump
ing up and licking his face. "You
old simplcton. don't you know it takes
two to make a quarrel any day?" Sc
they gave it up as bad job and never
tried to play at this silly game again.
-Western Plown,an.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12
Processes of Burglars.

Burglary is not usually classed among
mechanical trades, but it is neverthe-
less an ''industry'' in its peculiar way,
and very numerously followed in cities
and large towns. Some one-a safe
manufacturer, we believc-has been ut
the pains OF compiling q summary Of
the processes which burglars employ
in the present advanced state of the
art. They are said to be: l. The
driving of wedges into door-jambs, by
which the tenon is forced out of the
packed groove, and explosives inserted
around and into the rabbet or stepped
flange. 9. The application of the
drill on material represented as drill
proof metal (p). 8. The application
of the Harris stripper, impeding plates
from their rivet and machine screw
fastenings. 4. The application of the
Burton pulling wrench, by which lock
and bolt spindles are drawn out OF
doors. 3. The application OF the
Mason ripper, a late and ingenious inn
plement of burglary, used on safes or
vaults with iron surfaces. Q. Tho ap.
plication OF the powder pump in fore.
ing explosives around the jambs OF
safe doors and into crevices created by
wedging and in the use OF jackscrews.
7. Tho explosion of dynamite ON the
surface of the door, by which the bolts
and bolt frame are dislodged by con.
cussion. --Boston Budget.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12
CHASING A BIG BEAR.
Four Indians Drive q Cowardly Beast q
Long Distance.


After going several miles from camp
and seeing nothing unusual. at length,
while riding over very rough and rocky
ground, suddenly heard Il most wild
and terrific whooping of Indians in
he distance, but rapidly approaching
directly toward me.
The woods at that place were so
thick could not see them, but thought
it not improbable they might be Kio-
was who had discovered and were max.
ing charge upon me; and as] had
the year before lost one of my Lieu
tenants, who was murdered and scalped
by those tiends while out alone. near
this very place, l did not feel very
secure at this special juncture; but
seeing large rock near, tied my
horse behind it and crawled to near the
top, where could, by lying flat upon
the rock, look over toward where the
Indians were approaching, while was
at the same time screened from theil
observation.
In this position anxiously and
breathlessly watched for their appear
ance, and as they continued to ap-
| proach nearer and nearer their fright
full howls became more vociferous, until
suddenly from out the dense cover i'm.
petuously rushed a large black bear.
with his mouth wide open, his tongue
hanging out to it's fullest extent, and
his breathing as loud as that OF u
broken-winded horse, and to my in
tense qualification and relief directly
behind him appeared my four Della
wares, screaming and laughing at the
very tip-top of their powers. at the same
time running, jumping and making
other grotesque and hideous contor-
tions to direct and keep the bear in
motion, while the jaded beast was put
ting forth his very best efforts to cs-
cape.
This unexpected denouement Of the
sanguinary tragedy that my excited
Imagination had previously depicted
as within the scope of probability was
instantly transformed into superla-
lively laughable farce that might
have enjoyed at any other time, but
just then my thoughts were exclusive
ly occupied with the desire Of securing
the animal, and taking deliberate aim
pulled trigger. and 10 my inexpressi-
bio delight he dropped dead in his
tracks. shot through the heart.
After the Indians recovered little
from the excitement resulting from
their hilarity they informed me they
had driven tho animal several miles
through the woods, and although hs
had repeatedly during the chase
climbed tho tallest trees to escape
from them they invariably followed
him up and shook him down, for they
were fully resolved TO drive him to th'
camp had they not met me betor'
reaching there.--0uting.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12

pert. and was promoted to milk q little.
wiry. blacl.horned Cherokee COW. At his
second attempt she kicked the lad into a
a howling, sprawlinr heap in short order.
It was then that Fin became disgusted with
dairy farming, and departed in the middle
of tho night.
He .sturned mn, at tho Rr,,oro,;a eott,o.
mont and his sya,gerino indcnendence
Quite can,ivitnted the bordermen This ,vos
close To the border line bet,yeen Kansas
ond Tho Indion rrorr;tor, ond h.ra ho eoon
found a home where his peculiar talents
were appreciated. especiallv by the rising
generation. His slang and acouirements'
that savored a good deal of the variety
theater and gutter, were revelations to the
youth of Builopolis.
The first dov of school bepan. as the frat
days have ever since the time of the first
school. with a frantic rush of the scholars
to secure the most desirable seats. The
new teacher. n nrettv girl hut lately grad.
mated from nm Eastern seat of learninp
wondered, as she looked at the little mob
~ white. headed children before her. if anv
Of them would ever become models Of
orrd;tion
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12

"We was mistook," Smudge whispered
to comrade "'Stead o. watchin' him die
the Injun saved his life. It's heapin' right
smart Goals o. fire on his head.''
"That's what!" returned tho other. "No
wonder Fin was unconscious The wonder
was that the water and the hair lariat had
not drowned and choked the life completely
out OF him."
When ho camo to himself he shook the
Indians hand and said q few words that the
police received with vigorous applause.
When next he was ut school he rose and
made an awkward little speech.
''Me an him amt a-goin' to fight no
more," he said, indicating the Indian by q
wave of his hand. HE heaped Goals o. fire
on my head. From now ON we'il hang TO-
gether.
"You bet!" agreed the Indian.
Tom p. MORGAN,
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12

Fin, as they bundled him away.
"Any time ye feel like it," roared Wolf,
defiantly.
They had not been in their seats long
after the ending OF the intermission when
the Indian jumped to his feet with astonish-
ing rapidity. Fin had speared him with q
''teaser," little object made by inserting
q pin head foremost into q stick, leaving u
quarter of an inch or more projecting Fin
had launched the "teaser' point foremost,
lodging the pin in the Indians leg. That
had leaped to his feet and sprang toward
the tormenting Fin. The latter sprang up
and dashed out of the door, with Wolf in
hot pursuit. The school police grasped the
situation and dashed pell-mell out OF the
house ON the trail Of Fin and the avenger.
AS he ran the Indian uncoiled the hair
lariat from about his waist, but tho start
Fin had got was too great for him to over
come and he could not get near enough to
tho flying lad to lasso him. Then, as he
reuched the edge Of the "branch," winding
its shallow, sluggish way along, Fin
stopped.
"You'll fight me herel' he queried.
"You betl" was the Indian's prompt re.
ply.
With high-rolled trousers, the two
waded over the pebbly bottom to the back
OF o bar that projected from the middle oi
the branch.
The school police began to roll up the
legs OF their pantaloons, preparatory u
wsuing out to the combatants.
''Stay where you arel" cried Fin. "Wt
don't want you; 30 II you'll stay where 20,
are, you'l please all parties"
They went on with their preparations.
~ said stay ~ shouted Fin. III ye try u
como over well keep 70 back"
"Can't do hitl" 6mudgs Hysou answered
deasnty. .--,.-
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12
ROSES.

"Ihavo roses 10 sell have roses to self"
The voice OF the vendor grew faint as 1t fell.
went to my window and threw IL up high,
Because loved roses and wanted to buy.
There were women and men speeding fast
through the street,
The rootways resounded with hurrying feet;
Hooked to the left and looked to the right,
But the seller OF roses was nowhere In sight
at have roses, sweet rosos l'--I heard IL again,
And little wan form hurried by in the rain;
No friend to protect her-to shield her from
harm
No wealth save tho roses that hung on her arm
She came to my beclson. so modest and shy,
And bushed with delight when offered to buy.
1took the best blossoms; / gave what chose; I;
She know not tho value of even O rose.
81 would not take money" she said, with tear.
VII father were well, and II mother were here.
can not help fceling-Ive felt 1t all day
Ashamed to sell flowers that we once gave
awayi'J
She fed, with sigh, from my pityng sight,
And hurried away in the gloom OF the night;
While I by her words was instinctively brought
To ponder the lesson unconsciously taught.
Ashamed to sell roses and we, day by day,
We arc bartcring treasures more priceless than
they;
For pershing pleasures that satisfy not.
We sell our smiles in the rich of the earth.
Our favors for what we conceive they nre worth.
Our talents for treasure, our nature for name.
Our wisdom for wealth, and our freedom for
Fame.
We are selling and sellng-nnd what is unsold
Is given on credit with bond for the gold;
1t Is nothing for nothing" give nothing away,
And count up tomorrow the gain Of to-day.
Poor seller OF roses see thee no more;
Thy fate is q secret can not explore:
Thy voice may be murmuring still In the night
II have roses to SELL have red ones and
whte!''
Ashamed to sell roses! Perhaps thou art now
Where shame never hushes the gloriflcd brow
Perhaps thou art breathing the sweetness pro
found
The great Rose of Sharon dispenses around.
u know not; but, child, wheresover thou art.
Remembrance still claims thee place In my
heart;
think of thee often by poverty driven,
Ashamed to sell roses thou fain wouldst have
given.
o. long may follow that yearning Of thine,
To give, not to barter, the things that are mine
And when the dark river rolls down to the sea
The shore may be golden for me. as for thee.
-Ndnnis Poser O'Donoghue, in Chambers Jour
nd!.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12
LESSONS IN ETIQUETTE.
How Detroit Kitchen Lady Astonishod
Book Agent.

How . Detroit Kitchen Lady Astonished .
Book Agent.
"Madamc, he began, rs the door
opened, II am selling new book on
Etiquette and Department.
30, you areH' she responded. "Go
down there on the grass and clean the
mud off your feet"
"Yes, 'em. AS was saying, ma am.
l am sell"
Take off your hat! Never address a
strange lady at her door without re-
moving your hat"
"Yes'm. Now, then, as I was say
ing"
"Take your hands out of your
pockets! No gentleman ever carries
his hands there"
"Yes'm. Now, ma'am, this work ON
Eli"
"Throw out your cud. If a gentle.
man uses tobacco he is careful not to
disgust others by the habit"
"Yes'm. Now. ma'am, in calling
your attention to this valuable-'
"Wait! Put that dirty handkerchief
out of sight and use less grease on youi
hair. Now you look half way decent,
You have book on Etiquette and De-
portment. Very well. Idon't want it
i am only the hired girl. You car
come in, however, and talk with tho
lady Of the house. She called me :
liar this morning, and think sh.
needs something of the kind"-Detroi
| Free Press.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12
The Poah FelIah.

Charlie Knickerbocker--"What's tho
matter, GusP You theme all bwoke up.
Gus Snobberly-Yeth, Chollie, Pm q
pwefect wreck. Cawt cold lasth night.
Gweat heaventh! have you beon OK
pothin, yerselfp
l Went to the opera, Chollie, and the
scolndrelly usher gave me pwogam
shat had just been pwinted. and it wath
tho moist and damp that l got chilled
thu and thu-2szas Suiia0s.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-11-12
PuNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

The mouth is the window to the
intellect. - WhitehaU Times.
To whom you betray your secret,
you give your liberty.
"A good reputation is better than
all the wealth of this world.
In waiting for rich relations to die
don't wait so long as to lose all your
energy.
The number OF persons engaged in
crushing truth to earth is surprisingly
large. Pomerous Advance Thought
The young man with slender SAL
ary should choose for his bride a young
woman of small waste.
"A base ball umpire has bought
himself frst-class kicking mule, so as
not to feel lonesome at the end of the
season. Chicago Inter- Ocean.
-He-'Did you enjoy the scrmonp"
She-"Of course did. had on q
new hat and dress, and the sexton
seated me directly in front of that
dreadful Miss Briggs. ."-DetroH Free
| Press.
"A man will buy lottery tickets
month after month and not get dis
couraged. but If he fishes two hours
and fails to land ten-pounder he is
ready to take his affidavit that this
world is all fraud.
| "A disgusted housekeeper says that
every new servant comes to her labelled
as willing. What she wants is to find
one who is unwilling-to undertake
duties far beyond her.-Efchamge.
Guest (o landlord al say, land
lord, have you got such a thing as an
encyclopedia about the houseP' Land.
lord-"No. sir, we have not; but there
is II gentleman from Boston in the read
ing-room. -Hayper's Bazar.
1t is Ell mighty hard matter fur us
ter see de bad pints in er thief dat is
willin' ter lend us money, ur de good
p'ints in er homes man dat hab fused
ter do lis n favor. Dar amt er weaker
raskil in dis yere worl' den human ma
tur' .-ArkdnSdW TrGreter.
-Jones-'I say, Smith, saw great
magician last night. He could give
you lemonade. or any drink you wanted
out of white high hat" Smith
"That's nothing; we've got grocer on
our corner who can give you thirty
five, forty, and forty-fve cent butter
out of the same tub. "-Harper's Bazar.
-Editor-in- -Chief-"Hello there! Mr..
Clips"' City Editor Clips-"Yes. SIR"
"Send half Il dozen reporters out inn
medately, and see what's the matter
down the street." Matter? Why I
don't see anything going on down
there" That's just the point. Don't
you see they are not digging it up?
There must be something under all
this. Giveus good article, Mr.. Clips"
Boston Transcript.
Miss De Fashion-"Horror It's
Sunday and my writing paper is all
gone" Little Brother-"That new
kind?" Eyes" "Tll make you some.
Jane got y bar of soap yesterday, and
the paper around it is just like what you
had rough and sort O. brown" .Non.
sense. My paper had red eyes"
Eyes, I know, I'll get Jane to cut it
the right size, and dip the edges in
raspberry jam. '-Onaha World.
Thoughtful Papa Eating candy
again, Tommy How often I've told
you that this continual eating dcranges
the stomach! It's the worst thing you
can do. Your stomach needs rest. You
shouldn't keep it continually at work.
1t irritates it. Now remember, dom t
let me see you eating again between
meals.-Hullo, Jack, lets go and have
nip! Just drank! What of it? So
did l. Come on, old fellowv'-Boston
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