davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
ssNO Phys sic, Sir, in Mine!''

good story comes from boys boarding
school in - ersey.' The diet was monoton-
GUS and oonstipatng, and the learned Prin-
cipal decided to introduce some old-style
physic in the apple sauce, and await the
happy results. One bright lad, the smart
est in school, discovered the secret name in
his sauce, and pushing back his plate.
shouted to the pedagogue, mo physie, sir
in mine. Ny dad told me to use nuthin' but
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets, and
they are doing their duty like charm" "
They are anti-bilious, and purely vegetable,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
How women would Vote.

Were women allowed to vote, every one in
the land who has used DIR. Pierce's "Favor-
ite Prescription" would vote it 10 be an un-
failing remedy for the diseases peculiar to
her sex. By druggists.
"Hellow we heard one man say to another,
the other day. 81 didn't know you at first,
why you look ten years younger than you
did when saw you last" 4 feel ten years
younger" was the reply. ..You know used
up expecting to do better. The doctor said
| had consumption. l was terribly weak,
had nightsweats, cough, no appetite, and
lost flesh. | saw DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery advertised, and thought ii
would do no harm If it did no good. 1t has
cured me- am new man because am a
well one"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
ATTORNEYS.

>>--eS~>~---~-~~~~>>~~
MICHAEL WHALING, ATTORNEY AND
Ul Counsellor-at Law, 80 North Main street.
room % jy3tf
I MARION BROOKS, U. S. DISTRICT
q. Attorney, will practice in all Courts of
the State Office, rooms 23 and "a, Hellman
Block. je24tf
w S. KNOTT, ATTORNEY AND COUN
w. sellor at law, Court street, opposite
Court House (rooms 3 and 8 Moore buifding)
Los Angeles, Cal. apr12tf
~ h. LOCKWOOD, LAWYER, ROOM o,
-. Bumiller Block, entrance 80 N. Spring
street. m2Stf
d. P. HATCH. j. BRoSsEAU.
DROSsEAU & HATCH, ATTORNEYS AND
ID Counsellors at Law. Nos, 81, 80 and So
Baker Block, Los Angeles, Cal. If
HENRY n. GALLOWAY, Attorney y-at-Law.
CHAS. W, CHASE,
GALLOWAY Il CHASE, EXAMINERS OF
~ Titles and Conveyanccrs, Room A, Allen
Block, Los Angeles, Cal. au5tf
GRIFFIN JOHNSTON. SHELDON BORDEN.
B. A. YoRBA.
JOHNSTON, BORDEN & EORBA, ATTOR-
- neys at Law and Examiners of Titles.
Rooms and :, Jones Block, as North Spring
street. Abstracts and certificates of title fur
nished with promptitude and accuracy. If
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
EXCURSIONS.
LAUNDRIES.


LXCELSIOR STEAM LAUNDRY-OFFICE
" No. 10 West Second street. Telephone
367. Our wagons call for and deliver wash
ing i'll all parts of the city. All orders
promptly. attended to. Only white labor
employed. au6-tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
DYE WORKS.

DARIsIAN STEAM DYEING AND CLEAN
i ing Works. Dyeing and cleaning OF
every description. Ladies' dresses dyed
without ripping. Kid Gloves, Flannels,
Ribbons and Blankets made to look like
new. Office: 116 South Spring street. Dye
Works. Corner New High and Bellevue
avenue.
OFT j. VOLLET, Proprietor.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
PHYSICIANS.

nR. A. C. ROGERS, 80 SOUTH MAIN
~ street. Kurtz Block. Hours . to II, 2
to 4, q tot. j2-lm
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

nR. J. II. DAVISSON-OFFICE, 32ls
~ South Spring street. Telephone 592.
uoD5-tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

The RAYMOND IMPROVEMENT COMPANY having that
welknown
with
in
thusin
andd dome eticuse
LosA
middle oft
ID nontot
heS
treeca Its nhre elength
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
Cement.

To and from Los Angeles from Santa Monic
Thursday evenings.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

hrs. DARLING d MURPHY-OCULISTS
IL and aurists. Office 100 North Main
street. Office Hours-9 A. NJ. to 4 P. NJ; z to
npt31 n. d.(-wtf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

" D. HARRINGTON, NJ. d., OFFERS HIS
i services to the citizens of Los Angeles
in the various branches of medicine. surgery
and obstetrics. He has specially prepared
himself in chronic diseases of females; also
diseases of the rectum, such as Piles, Ulcer
alton, Fissure and Fistula: Satisfaction
guaranteed. Treatment of Piles painless,
without knife or ligature. Office in the
Moore building, Court street, rooms Id and
15, up stairs. Entrance between 8 and 10.
Office hours from 8 to IL A. NJ. and to P.
NJ Sundays 8 to IL only. jeS-1m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

nR. E. G. MANNING, OFFICE AND RESI-
IL dence 81 South Fort street. Office
hours-9 TO IL A. NJ. 2 to 4 p. NJ. Telephone
232 If
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

M F. MCCLURE, CIVIL ENGINEER
w. and surveyor, U. S. Deputy Mineral
Surveyor; 134 North Main street, Los Ange-
les, Cal. Telephone No. 95. au51y
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

nR. B. +. KIERULUFF, SPECIALIST IN
~ treating diseases of the Eye Ear and
Throat. Eyes scientifically tested for
glasses. Office 1872 North Main street, over
Los Angelas Savings Bank. Hours from
A. NJ. to 5 P. NJ. Residence, $40 Temple
street. f2O-3m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21

ELIZABETH A. FoLLANsBEE, NJ. D.
IL Office and residence 240 South Fort
street. Office hours-S to 1OA. NJ and 4 to
p. NJ. ilyl6
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-08-21
HOwGEOPATfIlSTS.

ISAAC FELLOWS, NJ. D.,-HOMEOPATH
Il list. Office HOurs-11 to IL A. NJ, to 5
p. M, 0ffice-Nos. 2 and 8 odd Fellows
Building. Los Angeles, Cal. Residence,
40S South Main street. jly9tf
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
THE CHAMPION SWIMMERS DOUBLE

sundstrom, tho wcll-known long distance swimmer
and trainer Of the New-York Athletic Club, relates
an absurd experience he had with double" Walk
ing down the Bowery ono day. he saw O glazing
sign over ono of the numerous museums, announcing
that the champion Swimmer of the World" was on
exhibition within. As he made claim to that title
himself he concluded to cnteD and investigate the
matter
Tho curiosities and human bric-a-brac
sat around on platforms, while hand
organ furnished inspiring music. Some
eight or ten persons were gazing at tho "Cham-
pion." who was dressed in aquatic costume He
short man with red hair, and seemed fully
conscious Of his noble achievements.
"May 1 ask your name {" inquired Mr.. sundstrom
pleasantly.
"None Of your business"
"But II you are the champion swimmer you must
have q record" said the real champion sternly.
"oh, II it makes any difference TO you, Colonel.
my name is Sundstr0m Champion Swimmer of tho
World You've probably heard that name before
al should say / had' said the genuine Sundstrom
in surprise. al was born with it. My name il sund-
stroml" And then he added pcrsuasvely, "Come
down of that platform, young Teller, want to see
you"
The manner Of the bogus champion changed COM
pletely. lie turned as pale as his red hair would
permit, Leaned over and whispered entreatingly
"You wouldn't peach on poor feller and throw hin,
out OF a Job, would yer Colonel. I'm only yankin'
Sl5 week out Of 1t, anyhow"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
important points that thu legal aoumon Of COMMUNIST

important points that the legal acumen OF
please tell u.s. Mr. Gould" he says, what you pa,dd
for that road y" "What did you sell IL Ior Anu
made no profit for yourself ~" p-ohahlv
This Is astonishing to the Illinois member fToDaHdy
1t contadicts all his previous conceptions OF MI hack
and dozes Mr. Gouds soft low voice probably az LIZ
his sleeping senses like the hum OF inc oe trairh
orchard at home in Springfield. Mr.. Littler Is
out Republican. and remember when Horace Slcc cp
and Joshua Giddings walked arm in arm into s1 nj
cago Convention Of 1860 both wearing proau LILLY
hats and the sensation they created But ne is no a s
for Mr. Gould for III his long political experience anu e.
gladness to escape shakes hands all round ne anu
body else confess the ability with which they havS v S
confronted. As n witness Mr. Gould has no equa they
saw They comment upon his frankness they are ra.G
surprised that he should have told all his s
those vast Western enterprises so tore
charmed by the remembrance OF his presence tney
for the that the most important qestons PHI c
main unanswered. If they have many such wtnesseS
Gould. the Commission will have JOB 10 weave H.
scnhe repor from the tangled mass OF evidence taken
by stenographer Young But there is only ono jay "o
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22

somebody who knows tho story OF the Duke
Of Suthcrland's recent private life, and her
Majestys strong opinions on such matters 1t is
currently said here that there families in New
York and Newport who have as ample fund OF
information on this delicate topic as could be sup
piled to them by the most knowing gossiTs OF
Great Britain.
III you ask why her Majesty has adopted this
singular system Of billeting her friends upon her
subjects, you are likely to get shrug OF the
shoulders by way of answer. Why docs she not
quarter them in Buckingham Palace Well, that
big barracks is not so big as it looks. 1t contains
great number of reception rooms, state apart
ments, the Throne Room the Ball Room, and the
like, but only very limited number Of bedrooms
in addition to those which held toe sacred for
occupation by outsiders even royal outsiders.
Ii has long been the Queens custom to send vsi-
tons TO a hotel to the scandal of her own family
where the royal hospitality Of England is spoken
of in terms which could only be ftly rewarded by
the hospitality Of the Tower Of London. But the
Jubilee guests win be very numerous and 1t is
Jubilee year, and the kings and princes and grand
dukes will certainly prefer Clarence House and
Spencer House and IIarcourt House to Claridges,
and neither Lord Spencer nor Lord Breadalbane
will send in bill for lodgings or board no, nor
even the Duke Of Edinburgh. And il is not TO
be doubted by any loyal Briton that everything
for the best in the best Of all possible Empires
ruled over for fifty years by the best Of all pos
sible Queens. G. W. S.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
HE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT

A story is told of the Hon. James v. Bufum, Of
Lynn who celebrated his eightieth birthday Monday,
which, II 1t is not true, is well found" as the Italians
say. Some years ago Mr. Buffum attended political
convention at Worcester and like all earnest dele
gates went up the ngho before. Tho gas fixtures In
me room assigned to bIr. Buffum not being in sat
isfactory condition, he went down to the Office and
requested to be supplied with candle The clerk,
after some timo had been spent In hunting up candle
pstronlzlngly explained the operations Of lighting
and extingulshing the gas.
You turn the thumb-piece toward you,' said tho
clerk when you light 1T and then apply the lighted
match the slit or little hole In the cap OF the enraer
When You wish 10 put out the gas turn the thumb
piece back. But never blow out the fame"
Thank you" reioined Mr.. Bnfum, as he took tho
candle, which had now arrived. Your directions
are very clear and Pm much obliged. They are nos
particularly novel to me- however for have been ior
many years a director Of gas company"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
A CONSCIENTIOUS BEoGAR

so,,ot,,r, very Unusual happened Wednesday after
noon at he office Of the overseer OF the poor. a
German, apparently weno-do waKed Ia anu Il- sS h
was hard up for money, and was compelled to ask
assistance from that Office to the extent OF haliton
~ coal Now that he was on his feet again he
" wanted to square himself. The officer In charge
looIacd over the books and found where me honest
M man c cost Of ss So When told Of the amount tho
visitor took q IS gold piece from his pocket and
piotio mat Account No viii not take any change
Let that go on the interest lie was gnen recelps
in this CITY.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
SIZE WAS FRAME.
From The Boston Transcript.


The prettest thing about childhood Is the innocence
of its admiration Of itself A little girl of his &C
quaintancc is child of marvellous beauty, with the
falrest of compexions the buest Of eyes and a mass
OF sllken white hair The universal admiration OF
these attributes of hers has neither escaped her aten-
ton nor made her vain.
The other night this fair little Margherfta attended
chldrcn's party, and after the return homo hea,
brother spoke In admiration of q little Girl he had
seen there, and whom he pronounced very Mica
All little girls are nice" said Marghorta graveiy
"I'm nice"
There was no more vanity in this declaration than
I'm tho protest which the same child made when IL was
proposed 10 bind her hair entirely within her bonnet
one day when she was being sent of doors play
Don't tie 1t up, mamma" she said, "because the
people that go by WON'T see my hair and they ii be
disappointed"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
A BETTER PET THAN The CAT.


A little sixyear-od girl on .CaPiol-Ave had great
head, and called it her darling baby doll.9 A few
weeks since real baby sister came to the house.
q with the doctor" one night. The little girl was
delighted. It's real baby sister, and live one,
isn't it, mamma I" she said. q Yes, certainly" said
the mother. Without saying word, the little gill
went down stairs found the cat and kicked it out of
doors, saying, "olear out you old tool, you amt
live baby, and We don't want you here"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22

He teIegrsphed proposal and Miss - tclegraphei
back mo-"
The young mans friends stick to 1t that Miss -
said Yes" and Miss IS friends stick to that she
said No." Society anxiously awaits tue Developments
OF the truth As tho two most interested are safely
on the other side the susp likely to lest soma
time, and until both retura to relieve the minds
of waiting friends.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
al Would Thar 1 Wore Dead -

cries many wretohed housewife today as weary and
heartened she forces herself perform her daily task at
don't seem ash could get through the day This dreadful
baokaehe these fghuul draggin gdown sensations win XIII
mel 10 there reliefin Yes madam there s DR. Pierce
favorte Prescription is unaing remedy
plants to which your liable 1t will you 70
health again. Try IT. All druggista - -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22
Danger Ahead!

which nature swing yoS Of the approach Of the fell de-
OF appetiethese symptoms have terrible meaning You
can DO cured you do not walt until 10 10 late Dr.
Pferces Golden Medical Dscovey the blood pu
ner known win restore lost health Asa nurtyei is
far superior 70 cod'liyer oil All druggists,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22

Delicate diseases Of either scr, however induced
speedily end rs1cslly cured Address Wods
bispensaTy Medical Association Buffalo. N. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22

NOT ANXIOUS TO SMOKE ROMAN CANDLES
There was a commotion in Bowery cigar store last
evening.
The proprietor was gazing pensively at some Of his
hishart photographs when tall man with a bushy
mustache and heavy eyebrows sauntered in and said:
:" Got any twofersi !"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22

Among the many Americans going from Washing
ton to Europe this year is young man who sailed .
week ago on matrimonial missi,n. lilo Is the son OF
former hotel proprietor, and one very successful 10
the business. The Young man has a fortune, and he
"a therefore In the best society" and member Of
the best club" 1t was we'll known that he aspired
following Is going the rounds % true story. The
talkcrs are some of the "best club" men In 4 group
twrling their canes at the Of Lafayette Park
and Hat,
Blank went Of rather quickly. what-was the
matter ~
@Oh, he telegraphed proposal to Miss -. and I
heard she telegrap6ed back Yes"
sOh, mo- she didn't" said the diplomat in the group.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-22


recalls story told Of the present Duchess OF
Edinburgh, daughter, every good American
knows OF the late Emperor of Russia When the
duchess came to London, now some thirteen years
pgo. she carried herself in style which provoked
comment. and said and did things which first
nmazcd and then angered the English. One thing
that scandalized her Imperial and Royal Highness
was the friendly relation existing between the
Prince Of Wales and some Of his future subjects
and most of all his habit Of accepting
invitations to stay with them in their houses.
t"Such thing could never occur in Russia de-
rlared the Duchess. "But,p asked one Of her
household. docs his Imperial Majesty never visit
Rt his subjects housesp' "Oh, yes was the
answer, but when the Emperor wishes to stay
An anybody's house he sends word and the owner
leaves it while the Emperor's visit lasts II is
The reverse Of this etiquette which, you see
from the Breadalbane incident, prevails in tbe
mind Of the Queen Of England.
1t was, I think Lord Beaconsfeld who called
tiarcourt House the last remnant Of stately age
Or some such nonsense. 1t Is not very stately
Ind It is by no means the last or the best of the
stately houses I'm London. One of the Dukes of
Portland bdnt 1t. forget which or how long ego
and the late Duke put up that huge screen which
prevents anybody looking from any neighboring
window into the yard into the house ITSELF The
present Duke lots the mansion to Lord Breadal-
bane. and In 1t Lady Breadasbane has given some
large parties Of the kind known as political, that
-, parties meant to help the party. Lord Breadal-
bAns Liberal.
. Qhe Queen wished Stafford House for the use of
Some Of her friends who are coming from the
continent. but has not asked for it. II you
RiA t. know why EaH must ask
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-10-01

mt fields are scarce. but those who
I, write to Stinson & Co., Portland,
uulIU Maine, will receive free, full infor.
nation about work which they can
do and live at home. that will pay them from
30 to $25 per day. Some have earned over $50
In q day. Either sex, young or old. Capital
not required, You are started free. Those
who start ct once are absolutely sure of snuo
littlefortunes. ALI s new. s5.6m
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-10-01

THE STATE OF NEVADA, TIC THE ALEX
L andris Mining and Smelling Company of
Detroit, Michigan: You are hereby summoned
to appear before me, a Justice of the Peace In
and for Eureka Township, county and State
aforesaid, at my Office, in Eureka, on the 18th
day of October. A. D. 1887, at 10 o'clock A. M. of
mat day, to answer the COMPLAINT Of Thomas
Wren, the plaintiff, wherein he claims to re.
cover from you the sum of three hundred dol.
lars ior legal services, as fully set forth in
plaintiffs complaint on file in my Office.
AM you are hereby notified that If you fail
to appear and answer the complaint Is sfore-
said, judgment will be taken against you for
the sum of three hundred dollars and costs of
suit.
To the Sheriff or Constable of said County
Greeting: Make legal service and due return
hereof.
Given under my hand this Goth day of Au-
gust, A. D.. 1887.
BENZ. SANDERS.
Justice Of the Peace, County and State efore.
said.
Attest A true copy Of the original Summons.
J.C RAVELL,
Constable in and for said Township,
au27-td
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-10-01
C%opartnership Notice

TNHIs IS TO CERTIFY THAT THE UN-
IL dersigned have formed a copsrtnership,
to be known as. and conducted under the style
OF Provost & Hooton. The names of the mem-
ners OF said firm are L. r. Provost and R. E.
HoOton, whose residence is Union, Eureka
county, Nevada. The firm is to be in existence
until mutually dissolved by consent Of the par.
ties. T.. r. PROVOST.
r. HOOTON.
Union, Eureka county, New, Sept. s. 1887.
s6.1m
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-10-01

more money than anything else by
taking an agency for the best selling
book out. Beginners succeed grand
o., Portland. Maine. ~
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-10-01
MEDICAL.

III Aearny Street,San Francisco. Cal.
Nervous Debility, Seminal Weakness, Ex-
hausted vitality. Spermatorrhna. Lost Man.
hood, lmpotency, Paralysis, Prostatorrhna,
and all the terrible effects of Self-abuse, AMI
excess IN maturer years. such as Loss of Mem.
DRY, Lassitude, Nocturnal Emissions, Aversion
70 Society. Dimness Of Vision, Noises in the
Head, the vital fluid passing unoOserved in the
urine, and many other diseases that lead to in
sanity and death.
YOUNG MEN
Suffering from any of the above symptoms
should consult US at once. The drain can be
easily stopped. vitality restored, and life be
maze again q pleasure instead of a burden.
There are many
MIDDLE.AGED MEN.
Who are troubled with too frequent evacuation
Of the bladder. often accompanied by q slight
smarting or burning sensation, and a weakening
OF the system in a manner they cannot account
Tor. kopy sediment In the urine, etc. MANY die
OF this difficulty ignorant of the cause, which is
the second stage OF Seminal Weakness.
CURES GUARANTEED IN ALL SUCH CASES.
COnsultatiOn Free. Thorough exami.
nation and advice, including chemical ANALYSTS
and Microscopic examination of the urine. SIS.
An honest opinion given in every case.
The following Medicines supplied at the
prices named
SIR ASHLEY COOPER VITAL RE.
STOKATlVE, IS a bottle, or four times the
quantity, 30.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE.
Sent to any one applying by letter, STATING
symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in re.
gard to all business transactions.
The Celebrated Kidney Remedy.
NEPHRETlCUM. for all kinds of kidney
and Bladder Complaints. ~Gonorrhea, elect.
Leucorrh@s, etc. For sale by all druggists:
81 a bottle, ORG bottles for IS.
The English DAN DELION, LIVER
AND DYSPEPSIA PILL Is the best In
the market. For sale by all druggists; price,
Address: English Medical Dispen.
sary.
No. II KEARNY STREET, BAN FRANCISCO. GAL.
f10.1y
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-10-01

There is no authority Of law fof : "aaop
location 5000 by / 800 feet. A proper .o''"
is the width Of the tunnel for 5000 fee.. rtus
There is no provision of law for ps; ~ ,uu'
tunnel locations, but lodes disoovereo anns
ming a tunnel may be patented In ike mAD
as other lodes. uu,arsto
The right is granted to tunnel owns sns
1 800 feet of each blind lode. not prevloSS'iaa
known to exist. which may be discoSef''
their tunnel. - for the
when q lode is struck or discovered IN ."nusl
first time In running Q tunnel sne theft
owners have the option Of recording u sorit
claim Of $500 feet all on one side OF sns ~ FONT one
of discovery or intersection. or psr'iy
side thereof and partly IN the other. ,,ted
Prospecting for blind lodes 10 pfo ~ tunns.
the line of q located tunnel while tae M w,y
is in progress. but other parties are - ,oSss
debsrred from prospecting for Diina ,vithou
running tunnels. so long - they keep rni6tf
the line Of such tunnel.