The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-11-10
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The husips hss na s!nss st all bui
b. Fsis there lasi its same

fahi6fA&
-sptas people are 20 oonstiiaioa lhs
tbey cae nessi sec the bright eide 81 say
iblbg bot dollar
III rpupR nrn struggle - maes wit
itt sco8pils ~ lbey DO silh The sPPe
iip ibs fosaii voald be isr more sbovy.
IA sDopynoas ''philosophef state
,hsi sautihs Is 90 tbs isoruase sad Tia
20 are llsriy 10 become a nation 0
saoreft
"A Merrill Wa business msa bough
sbns eos .pJ ai,er duly embeIlisbiut
hsr uiiB saesitsemrat. iei bet roe ~
siFcess
--Tslmsge IL authority icr tho state
aeDi lssi ihsre are 20 pisnos 10 htssen
WAT tie sss 10 pisnos trying 20 b.
squass .aA arfighl Thea
Biss bvns dous n0i bnSg goat TOE
ssfetsti II Fixes Peak who holds %,
Lis ss,t oaise ~i,bis the gin u the peo.
plc-ntvcr BIAS govt
-- iasy leli a siof, 10 Nes Jersey about
ifaAp sbo sAs caught sDd iorcibly
sbatrd. aod ahu piaed swsy and died Vie
day aief but 80 dout believe a word
ofit
--Omsha DaDs; am sure you never
I'll s,,.iies. 40 yua = Lutte Girl: No
iaA "a W bs,ra -risaot 10 do that
"A ssrs.st = fes'm His name is John.
300. IA lsols 10 tbs door
Mosber ~ 4 year old. III your dolly
has be~a ~ nsnshly Is yoa say, flossie,
Why don't you give ber good whipping
FlOssie, lhoughtiolly: Cause | don't
biisye 10 tina, sorl Of thing.
There is popular impression to the
effect thsi woman cannot keep secret
Yet shoefer heard woman say that her
nes black silk sss partly made up OF the
old one
AsNNa hHs AbhhkH aN hooa ibt f'o-
pie. the physicians aver. said the wife, rs
she srose at night 10 rifle her husbands
pockets. I've bad rest and now I'm
going through these pockets for little
change"
Tao Chicago men once started on a
wager to see who could tell the biggest
lie one Of them began. "A gentleman
from St, Louis - Stop right there there
said the other man. "and take your money.
cant 20 ahead Of that
I'm not going TO play with Willie
VS. ilies any more. was Flossles dictum.
willie is very bice little boy, said her
mamma Il don't like him. 10 fact |
don't like boys at all mamma. lguess us
because I'm 20, old enough.
Customer getting meGsuredl; How
mnch are these trousers going TO cost met
Tailor; Twenty.two dollars, sir. How
many pockets do You wantiu them Gus
toner; None. | won't need any pockets
ter We paid lot the trousers.
Madame l. soolling her maid: "How
Is II. Franchise, that You clean my shoes
With my tooth brush n Because, mad
anne, you see all the other brushes are so
large. aud madame has such tiny, tiny,
wee BITS Of shoes"
--ralkatiye passenger. 1--WE been in
every city OF any importance in the United
States, gentlemen, and know what am
talking about. Chicago drummer; What
did you think Of Chicago ?" laxative
passenger; five never been in Chicago"
Office Boy 'GeDteman down stairs
with manuscript, sir. Magazine Edi-
Tor; Tell him 10 leave II with the clerk.
4 did 80, sir, bat he wants to see you.
DO bis clothes it him ? No, sir Pants
bag at the knees 2 Yes. sir Admit
aim.
Stout man (whose appetite has been
he enyy of bis fellow boarders): II de-
Hare have lost three buttons off my
rest 4 Mistress Of the house (who has
oeen achiug to give him hint; You
will probably ind them in the dining
'oom, sir
--Chicago Belle: It's all very will Tor
hese EDsiIsh TO boas, Of their beirlooms,
,ut &c 1nsnt boast oi ours II we q.
My, ALTA sr are at hume mamma al
sa.s ssis uer peas @ltb a kuiie hundred |
90 hn! ytAss cid, and We can trace onr
smii! Iisht back 10 Han.
heuss.iie 10 uew domestic). There
) one tbng wish TO say 10 you. The
act slil hal habit Of coming into the
'arior aud playing the piano occasionally.
lou never play the piano. do you New
Domestic iis mum plays but I'll hev
0 Charge yer dollar week aiItry IL
u 10 iufnIsa masie for the family.
Two AneieGt Families. MY family
very ancient" remarked az English
1arist ID Ohio 1T dates back to the
rnsa lea" 80 does mine. replied the
buckeye "My mother was Crusader
efAeii Add what noble stand they
lade sgainst the liquor traffic, too. +"
As, sail tue Eaglishmau, considerably
lysieiisd.
Saith; Il 10y. Dumley, yon have
al some experiences 10 love affairs, and !
ant your advice There 10 pretty lit
G sidos Ia Harlem sbom deyouily
We 10 paying my addresses bow often
,ght 70 call upon her Z" Dumley:
She 10 sido~. yon say r. smith;
Yes" Dsmley; Seven nights in the
esk. my hoy. @nh Wednesday and
.,afdal u,.iiuoe.
= l. nplaset 80 commercial traveller
0 sol moraiag. Mr. Saith. Home aeain
n Commercial traveller: Yes. struck
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