New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

When the railroad schedule time between New forh
and Los Angeles is reduced to five days, Los Angoc'
expects to become the great metropolis OF inc fa'i
Coat u,s rho bas been elected
nrincipal Of puNlo school In Pittsburg, Is tho poS
SCISSOR OF an independent fortune which he lhheri'ou
from his father prominent business man VI o.
Ua IA widely known in Western PennsyNania ioi ma
scholarship and original Investigations In moonsnes'
science having patented several useful Inventions '
brother Thomas Is the head Ot tho MoihA' A
Light Company Of this CITY,
couple of negroes applied to Squire Amer 70 D De
married last Monday. They had license put haa no
money with which to pay tho squire ,hnx 40 Saa no
money They begged hard and long and proSsmedd
loudly their love for each other Tne tender tSe
t sHoTe nn sayo s%s@ Martha love this
and DO you take her Ys to sG Amanda
Best DO you this man and do you take ah by
DO your lawful and welded husband ~ pe nv tho
laws Of the state OF Kentucky pronounce you ec a"
and wife, and may the Lord boSi I've u nathns to i've
on but love- 1t took about twenty secoho'' -''No"
mond (Ky.) Climax ,,. 80,
Mans faithful friend the dog receives ',o'ou,
at the hands of Tho Boston Journal IL a'h' Ito
readers r., believe that 1t knows Of dog so iot 10 all
sense of what Is due his better self as 10 NC
10 tho chewng-gum habit. The name VI 'ho u's
which bt "The Journal" and By so doing rendered
II RHO for revenge Is not stated
have just been reading, said the clerk
Ilzari" sneercd the proprietor, that's notnlhg.
II looks to from tho way they eat az II me
of some Of the boartlers here cohtaheu so e e., Ill
And the boniface sighed heavily as he prepared 10 M
out check favor Of his butcher.-ti1oei "aAct'o'
A number of cergymen of the Episcopal Church OF
Ireland arc favor Of holding services In the 1i'I
tongue IN certain parishes.
Mrs Iangtry," says The Hotel Gazette, us a
great favorte with hotel men because she doesn't carry
= many dog a savage tiger cat or an uncean par
rot around with her"
An old gentleman recommended Ben llnr 70 one
II his young friends, advising her TO feah the pooh
bv all MEANS. Meeting him soon AFTER she lOu nun !
lat She had inquired for several bookstores, but
none of them had the book. "Wha dld you ASK lor
said the old gentleman. why, ben She. OF course,
rsniied the iady A few weeks later the old gentle
man received an invitation to the young lanS T T
ling and the brdegroom's name CHANGED to DC Ben
iamin Al p said he. a he read the card. " she
failed to find Ben Iur, but she "a, han Oel,gE uo
ce,s IT seems, in tho search for Her Zen -'DoS'o"
Journal.
The bitterness Of the controversy In the American
Board over the question of probation after death was
very great. This rather shocked the slinPie-mhueu
and earnest forc IN missionaries VINO aVeh'eo '"e
sessions OF the Jad, Of whom SAID that ne hai
ALWAYS tho 80 ., questions were decided by prayer
But II the .~ not altogether Christian IN spri'
lcuy parliamentary. The brethren dldnut was SUI
forget to put copy of Cushlngs Manual In Their
valise along with their Bible, and apparently some oil
them consulted 1t oftcner than the Bible
was asking an old t'Iegist recently what had pc
become Of the patent medicine men who alVertlseu
their wares 80 extensively forty years ago Ihcrc
wa old Dr. Jacob Townsend sarsaparliia, Maasnc
Zodoc Portcr's Ba-am, Braudreths ms ana otheI.
whom have forgotten. Dr.. Townsend made mint
Of money, deep into real estate spccnIa'l9ns W
this city and wa- forced into bankruptcy Mrs Porter
sold ont her business for 100000 ana uiale neIscl
comfortable. The Brandlcths i've up IN " estches'ei
County and wealthy. The Oldtine advertisers "a
these patent wares made less OF rush than their
successors, but managed 10 get there all me >aiiv,
The greatest crash In this line came to NaheF, he
Vinegar Bters man, whose wife nj one ume cut
magnificent dash In Central Park with her god pia cd
harness and who erected town building and library
In h, native town In Observation-Disclosures YORK Letter
In Philadelphia Record
The corn palace Sioux City, Iowa, Is constructed
entirely OF ears of corn and Is wonderful affair All
the decorations inside made OF corn. and at the
lunch counter corncd beef T. the piece de resistance
Rich Mems BraIns.-Omaha lawyer have just
hear Of the death OF your uncle, whom you know was
an old client OF mine
Nephew--Incle's dead, oh Smart man that uncle
Of mine. started on nothing and made million after
million without half trying
Yes, lie man, there Is no doubt VI
that
Smartcst man | ever knew. saw him only few
months ago and HIS brain quick steel trap.
old "a no was You have charge of his WILL believe r.
"Ycs he left all It's money To Orphan asyiuns.
He did That Will won't stand Hes been half
IDIOT these twenty Years II Omaha World.