The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-07-19
euRoETTe.
Unmorou. and Incisive Comments on
Current Topics.


tho narors II bis own state the editor was dis
missed with nine or ten lines 4 minimum
space OF a half column was devoted 10 the
horse: the editors told his age. the names OF
his mother. grandfather and grandmother,
told what they did; what the horse hiiis.H
did told what be was worth; how he came 10
he worth 20 much, and one man spoke OF nun
as the Ddeceased.n and ali the writers agreed
that in the death Of this horse the country
ho1 entered n great loss That j. fame, my
how. n Won are 40 al ambitious you will
some day BE- mighty sorry that you weren't
horn oboss~ instead of en- editor. stu,
Won eowith the right kind Of people, you may
vet crow 10 De "assn That won't help
much, though
LACKS THE QUALIFICATIONS.
One young Gentleman in this years crop OF
Cornell graduates announces that he Is an
Auarchi.t Not Do fun standing be isn't
lie NAV have selected that profession, but be
can't qualify. It will take years, patient,
waiting years, Of ray9rless soaple,sness be-
fore he can accumulate the necessary amount
Of hair aud dirt o. be- a full grown Anarchist,
If he has been at Cornell four years dee ought
10 know that hair and dirt are the two essen
tials Of Anarchism: an other things are cleo
tive
JUST THAT KIND or a PLACE.
aTbis paper SAYS" remarked Mr.. MacSor-
lev. that q C0lumlarium has been estab-
lished 40 Philadelphia What's thatf 1T Is
a place where they are going q cast the big
columbiad guns for the new steel cruisers
replied Mr. MacSoriey. who is considered an
authority on military mat ers by Mrs Mac
SOrlev "But this seems % De Kind oi a
place where tbcy make ashes of dead people
said Mrs MacSOriey. instead of hWyins
them That's just exactly d." said Mac
Sorloy. ga 100 pound c0lumbad gun makes
hashes Of all the people that gets ia It's way.
and they can't find enough Of 'cm 70 bury
EN- That's what it Is, "a Columbarium
HR DOESN'T EXACTLY CATCH Gu
Something or other, we can't say just
what. but something i'm the little editorial
note. makes me think that new man has
taken hold Of The Nevada Waterman: THE
delay in the appearance Of The Waterman
this week is due 70 the fact that our wife and
myself took little trip % the county seat,
where we were detained by heavy rains flood
ing the streams and carrying away bridges
The bridge al Hunters Forks was gone, so
leaving our better half at Nei-hbor Paddocks
we came on 10y myself In time 10 get out TINS
weeks edition only two days late" He has
the tune pretty well, but he gets the words
little mixed
TIE uvFAuING SIGN.
An. hal what DO we heari From every
city, town and hamlet except Henry lrving's
..-,..;.;.'...'r A. ~. tti. a. the sion that
,ai;,;o;ous 49, oi,out conplofed their
.io+ss and oro eating ready 10 pacl, the con-
ventions and adopt things spontaneously
EVEN JUSTICE.
p.o,.le ,..i,ioa i'm fine conviction Of Jacob
sharp because it seems e the ordinary inind
that the tempter certainly deserves PUNISH
men. nuns ''1. ,,bie tbo
l'"e ~ '0 '''- "a ...t i.i.... lie
como hard with the transeressor. Adam was
oxueliod from Eden because be was hribed TO
disobedience with hiii'ilul oi nun "i VIM
the devil went rlslt OF nav iils IL. eoo' =" .i'''0
ybo soll his birthriabt lost h.. fathers bless.
:,, o,d To.ob whose other name at that
time might have oeeh 'H"i l' sa'''''
thing by taking advantage OF DIS pro'nei ,
,.o - so 'o falIo,y- Who oDorate the market
- IN .to,.hool T. ,1sosas neonle II
doesn't draw ON their symla.uies' ana 'enuS
% reconcile the other conNcts 10 tner lae'
,r.rn,,l, a detective cellar Grating. nothing
= 49,. ...r.s.is.a mora healing
balm upon bis abrsions than TO see the owner
of the property break his neck IN the same
oo"i noio'
TIE DAY VIZ Do NOT CELEBRATE
one nIoiiing any III No' 'l'5' -.
John ADAMS sum- ''Ns '''' s'''' ="
ms ms u'5' Una ii'.''s' .
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