The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-07-02
DANGERS OF ETIQUETTE.
Why Bill Nye Has No Political Aspiration.
Of National Character.

OF . national tnaractAf.
sincerely and honestly believe that
the matter Of official etiquette and pre-
cedence at Washington is becoming a
matter of such grave Importance. and
holds so many elements of horror for
those who might otherwise aspire to
the chief Office within the gift of the
people, that it will ultimately be the
means of keeping many Il good man
out of the presidential chair. 1t is,
therefore. with the gravest a%pprehcn-
sions that I look forward to the time
when our forests shall be denuded and
our presidential chair deserted and un-
squat upon.
What can be more desolate to the eye
or more depressing to the heart than a
forest devoid of trees or a presidential
chair, worn smooth by past greatness
and polished by sedentary power, de-
serted at last, with none to soothe its
lacerated heart or WOO the horse-hair
back to its torn bosom'
We are prone to think now, because
the elm, the oak, the chestnut and the
hickory wave in the glad sunlight, that
the day will never come when wood
will be much sought after and IL
woodsheds a mockery. But that time
may come before we are prepared for
it. So, too, We may flatter ourselves
that the day is far distant when help
will be so scarce that we can not get a
President easily at the salary we now
pay; but what do we do to make the
life Of q President enjoyable. What
home influences do we throw about him
20 make his lot more cheerful:
We spend our time and money in
trying to brighten the hours OF the felon,
but we forget that the President of the
United States is frequently more sus-
ceptible to kind treatment than the
most gentle felon in all the land. We
are prone to forget that the President
of the United States was once pure IS
the beautiful snow.
Every year we add to the duties Of
the President without adding to his
salary. Each year we call upon him to
veto more bills than he did the year
before, and, while we do not add to his
perquisities, we tread more and more
chocolate-cake into his carpet and
assure him that we are still tickled to
see him.
A condition of things has already ar
rived where in the primary department
of our schools the prospect of becoming
President of the Republic in the bosom
of the golden ultimately no longer
draws. To become a contortioniSt or Il
pugilist might be an inducement in
many cases, but to be q lonely, neg
lected President. doomed perhaps to
get married during his term. patiently
vetoing bills all the forenoon and then
wringing the warty hands of 3 cynical
constituency in the afternoon. then
patiently borrowing dishes of a neighbor
in order to give a state dinner or enter
tain the chairman of the board Of super
yisors from Costa Rica, will never again
promote the industry among boys that
it used to.
Perhaps other people haven't the
strong repugnance for etiquette that
seems to be inherent in my nature. l
hope not. Etiquette is my bte nosre.
That is about all the bete noire l have
had for years.
Whenever l am invited to any large
doincs where fair women and brave
men in their other clothes are apt to
cougregate, l always inquire if there is
to be n etiquette there. The presence
of etiquette at an otherwise happy
gathering has frequently debarrcd me
from attending and compelled me to
spend the evening with my family.
where l could lay aside all restraint
and my coat.
So, the life of a President, fraught as
it is with the most virulent and mahS-
nant form of etiquette, would possess
no charms for me, and l am not sur
prised that the boys of America refuse
to rise as one man and be President,
fearing very naturally that some time
at a state dinner they might get the
great men mixed up and have the error
telegraphed and cabled right and left
or ut some official festival and hurrah
to a Plenipotentiary the wrong place
might be assigned to the dclessteat.
large from Farther India, and the wife
of the clergyman from Sweden find her.
self drinking from the mustachc cup
that properly belonged to the minister
from Nova Scotia.
l am sure that I am not pcssimistic
or any thing of that kind when ! say.
that etiquette is destined to m make IT., Itself III
Washington that II plain American citi.
zen, with a small bag of sulphur tied
around his neck and a consciousness
of rectitude in his heart and a smooth
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