Telegram-herald., 1887-12-11
WALKS AND TALKS.


This : kirnssss Eesx. Hartnazns has =
2soas resiy. &aa sAs ioax lQoksd forssEd
70 satsr1sinaasnt wai hss.D "a T1ss1ay
ssesis<. and eoaSiaas foar aishEs. Every
lalicztsoa points = ose q tas mssl ds-
gighsfsl aad pso1szals secsai Affairs ever
taklss pace "a Ge.ad Ragiis.
Il i y bs ho9ed that the Kirmsss viii
not Eesals Ike sas coazregs stloasi ehaFeh
entertAinBsnt one Of tso nights last sssk.
Wien iaSi e1acsly tso whole people ladies'
Al t4stl pat 10 sa appearances a. patrons,
Ths loo Gid net rsEazia long. They i0ek-
s1 together IA A 9ofner tor al0meaL
slsalshiiy fsckoHst ap their assists. aud
prom pity ara mutually concluded ~ retire
from active business before being compelled
~ 80 int0 liquldatl0a-
Have yoa read the Presidents message
Why. OF course yoa haven't yet you are
spPlsndIng or deno0neiag Il. Well, that's
only natural life is short. and all such
tainzs are tiseting. But did you ever slop
to thiak kow many editors in just your fix
have sasely criticised the Tuessage--iust a.
they sagely eritieise book or magazine,
without ever seeing III
oh Lord. please give me my daily
bread-quickes a cat can lex her cal"
and please give me my daily bread With
butter on il" are tao new and aud nc Iusl
versions OF familiar topic. both given by
a little Bostwlck-st. giFl within the past
F1asI mis-
more than a year ago AZ Sunday school
electrified her teacher by changing tbs
familiar quotation 20, suffer little boys 10
come unto me-
Ifyou haven't seen the latest and cum
ningesl freaks In town, you eau do SO by
calling at Peck's drug store andins call for
tAe TWO little white eats lately arrived by ex-
press. The parents of the cute little pair
$50 far as heard from are OF the pure Mat
tese variety, without particle of any other
color. while the baby cats are both perfect
white and one of them, while he Tor shel
may sometime point rnoral" he Cor shel
can never adorn Tailor he Tor she)
hasn't 80 much as ths sign of a caudal ap-
pendage. They are together n brace OF
genuine catty curioslties.
Qaoth Malspropos yesterday: "P We about
made up my mind TO have q little style
about my house. There's nothing like a
little art mixed up with the everyday truck.
| A few itch;ngs here, and a pastille or SO
there. makes all the difference in the world.
| BY the way, come in some day and take a
look al my Louis Waldron style OF furniture,
such as they used in Mabel France in the
l fourteenth centurion.
Little Helen Merriam, daughter of the
Rev. A. X. Merriam, played barber" with
some little friends the other day, and the
result was very realistic She clipped Off
all of her bright golden bangs and ringlets
every one OF them-and almost took the
| scalp. More than that she almost broke her
| mothers heart.
Scene: A large party at fashi enable
boarding house in Grand Rapids. Dra-
mats perso',as. A young lady and young
gentleman seating themselves after an in
| spring land warm waltz.
Young Lady believe will take of
my gloves. l am afraid / shall spoil them,
my hands are perspiring 50"
Young Gentlemsn-"You're Just right.
4 i III mighty Eiau ulun wear one Oh my
best shirts tonight it would have been all
swea. out long ago."
Yes, Charley, you are right. 1t is not ex-
actly the proper cAper" to spit tobacco
juice all over the canvass-covered floor of a
first-class hall at public p srty, or to hold
a lighted cigar in your mouth. or keep
your hats on. These things are neither
creditable TO an individual or an organiza-
ton. But as the boys say tn at they don't
want this time counted, and that they will
do better next time Of for no other reason,
on account Of their lady friends present) 1t
Is perhaps just as well TO let by-gones be by
cones, ana call no names. But ahl the
pity of il. Iago. the pity of it," Or any
words TO that effect which may stir up a
little judicious thinking on the part of the
many people interested.
GRAED RAPIDS. Dec, 10, 1887.
sWalks and Talks Editor TELEGRAM HERALD:
Why don't you continue your trcnchant
comments on the Social Eyill Society is
| all wrong in its treatment of that and kindred
| evils, and IL is time that a step was taken in
the right directiOn-the direction of judi
cious, kindly regulation which you Indi-
cate. Strike another blow for social reform
Your readers will all stand by you, and yoU
will be doing good turn To suffering hu
| mAnity throughout the world.