The Arizona sentinel., 1887-06-11
PITH AND POINT.

 beauty in extreme old age," probably never tackled an over-nursed egg Chicago Merchant TraUeLer.
 There are very few brass bands in a military parade that can play as many airs as the drum-major puts on. -Shoe and Leather Reporter.
 True happiness, my son, consists in finding that you have paid s for an article exactly like that for which your friend had to pay three and a quarter the day before.
 It is but step from the sublime to the ridiculous; and the Sunday night young man is apt to take it when her father comes in impetuously at half past eleven O clock. of EducG- tion.
 -Smith-'Th cough will get you into trouble if you don't get rid of it. " Jones - How so?' Smith "You bark so much the police will arrest you for not having a dog license. ."- 1eras Sytiags.
 -Disgruntled people should hesitate before they go in with club to hit the editor. The man who is all the time putting heads on copy may possibly have learned how to put head on an unwelcome visitor. SomerUitte Jour- ssaL
 First Saleswoman-'Of all the ar rogant disagreeable people I ever waited on that woman is the worst. l wonder who she is?" Second Sales Why. that's Mrs. Chipp. She used to tend at the same counter with me before she was married "- TId- Bits.
 Old Lawyer (to young partner)- '.Did you draw up old Moneybags' will?" Young Partner-"Yes, sir, and so tight that all the relatives in the world can not find flaw in it." Old Lawyer (with some disgust) -''The next time there is a will to be drawn I'll do it myself. "-ProUidence TeIe- gram.
 -Clara-''Can it be, Dolly, that you are to marry Mir. Smith, after saying to me so repeatedly that you could not endure him?" Dolly-''The truth is, Clara dear, that until heard that his aunt had died, leaving him fortune, was deceived in my own feelings to- ward him. ."-Harper' Bazar.
 Omaha Dame-"Of all things! Mir. Blank, the dry goods man, has bought that beautiful house across the way" Omaha Man-'.He can well afford to He is worth million" ''Why, who left it to him?'' Nobody He made it in his business. 'I don't see how. He's always selling goods below cost" -Omaha World.
 ''Omaha Druggist-''That was a strange blunder in Washington, wasn't itP" Kansas Druggist-'1 didn't hear of it." You didn't? Why, a promi- nent druggist there killed himself by taking drink of aconite in mistake for whisky" Well. he ought to have known better than to keep drugs in His stock "-OmGbd World
 It Wasn't Her Fault
 Daughter why don't you get married?
 Don't get beyond your day,
 And grow old and thin, with pointed chin
 While the sun is out make hay.
 Why, pa, I'm perfectly willing;
 But what is girl to do?
 How was it when you got married
 Did ma pop the question to you?
 Boston RecorA
 A New Haven jeweler has brought suit for $10, ,000 damages against local paper for charging him with using bad grammar If he wins his case, we may expect to hear of all the amateur poets and other newspaper writers, who have their contributions rejected because of loose grammar and bad spelling, bringing suit against editors for S1O,OOO damages. If the editor has a large circulation, it would be cheaper to pay the S1O GOO than to in- sert some of the articles sent hin for publication. -NorriStoa0n Herald
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