New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-20
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TALK OF IHE OAx.
Governor Hill has had baby named after him
hut then the baby had not the power to resist the
confirmation Of the nomination. Besides, DAVID Is
good Bible name.
GNew null ties" was what the signs pasted on
Barnes, Hengerer g. Co.'s show windows annouhSeg
Saturday night Before morning some vadss T,o
crayon came along and the church-golng pedestrians
read .New mule ties.'-(Bufalo Courier
"A correspondentsays that in Mexico milk Is milkeo
directly From the COW at the big daInes into the
cooks pitcher, thus insurng its pureness But the
Mexican millxmen are not guleicss as the CORE
sponlent thinks they are. Many OF them have q
botte filed with water concealed under their cloaks
and while milking they manage by means Of rubber
tube to transfer goodly portion of the water into
tho milk pitcher.
Tell us what kept Benz Periey Poorel
For we have asked in vain.
Did tight shoes make the Indian coml
Why did Robert Treat Paine ,,.., ,.r,
And in what hand does Carroll wrightl
And where does Cabot LODGE
What lion did Alanson Beardf
What foo did Abigail Dodgef - n
Who scrubs and irons all Carl schurz
With whom docs now George Francis Irainf
Can any approach Bin Nyeg
--(Charlestown Enterprise.
aTne Rapid city Republican" has been shown the
advance sheets Of volume Of poems soon TO pc
u
and tho Sucker or Tho Lay OF tho Last Tenderfoot
ID seos that the siren ured the tcnderoot with this
Come whero the buffalo grass grows green
And the coyote sits on the dead cows frame
Ard sings to the pale, pale moon; r,o..
It's surprising how many poets there are in Dakota
when you come TO count 'em up-CDakota. Bell
The mayoralrt bf tho little own Of CaD-orod"!
Germany, has run during 100 successive years in one
and tho same family, member Of which was elected
but recently.
Dakota paror avs: cat tho funeral services Of
no Iate Colonel winchester on Sunday afternoon.
Mrs Winchester Administered wel-deserved renuke
10 tho onclating clergyman. Tho Rev. DR.. Wheezer
had Just remarked in the course Of his sermon that
tho Colonel was tho fourth husband buried DIV that
| n moment and drew large back-snake whip from
behind the sofa and struck the reverend gentleman
tho head several times She was assisted bacE 70
the sofa when she again won't bitterly. II seems that
the Colonel only her third husband-(Dakota Bell
Mcssrs. Beach and stacIhouso, two bright yonnc
men connected with THE TRIBUNE. have begun the
publication of q neat and newsy little four-page daily
paper, called "Tho Baseball Tribune which gives in
concise and readable form all the news and gossip
Of tho baseball world The publishers say that 1t has
already met with very cordial reception among lovers
Of the National game, having a circulation OF more
than 5000 copies daily. We congratulate our little
| contemporary It's success.
Tho doctors warn tho public that babies should not
| DO kissed upon the Lips Young men VIII heed the
ANNNbA
age Of sixteen years and upward. The danger doesn't
exist at that age-NO rristown Herald
Eight letters recently read in London breach Of
promise case told in n very complete way the course
| Of truc love. The first letter began "Dear Mr..
! smith, then followed "My Dear JOhn,' then any
| Darling john MY Own Darling jack" Ny Darling
john" Dear john" Dear slr,' "sir,' and ali was
over
4 washcrwoman, It might be supposed, would be
tho last person TO complain of too much Ya,er.
Nevertheless. Alice Norman, o laundress, yestertay
summoned John Galway, Iaund.F III that IL the
proper word for a washermanl for pouring pail OF
water over her. Tho defence was that she had sfted
ashes hs clean clothes. This was terrible provo
cation. lie NAV have sinued, but she had cindered.
But by putting the PAL over his enemy, he had put
nn,s II under the pale vi the law and 80 hal To DAY
! ios- London Globe.
The Hcppnor (oreJ Gazetteo issues this able
| bodied prospectus:
BANG-UP BUsTLEs ..
Arc made out Of copies Of Tho Hoppner Gazette
and ol fsyq shSr a 0Ss i eSSIa.
IT'S rag that cheers but not ineerates. and ii
prints a map and description OF Morrow
County, Eastern Oregon where
lies (somo stands
outdoors. -,
IL also shows some scenes Of life IN the wlde'
Wild West and copy OF II ana the
ARE NAILED FOR 25 CENTS
Father Conaty, Of Worcester Mass, Is Lowell
| headed man. Capital" no says, "is called selfish
because t seeks 10 enrich Itself yet In cnrlching ltse
It holps 70 enrich othors for IL is engaged In com
| mercc But for pure, unauthorized selhshness com
| mend me TO tho saloon whore men grow rich by i'm
poverishing their friends and succeed by tramplinG
others under foot largo centres liquor deaers
become political magnates, who dictate public policy
mako and ununke public men and public laws and
namo tho candidates frccmen must vote for What
Is their interest in legslaton7 only thing, the
liquor traffic.
Dangers Of Excess -Gothamite-Yos, I've heard
| been helping them along, eh =,
RetIlI1led specu lator-Ycs but We mado one big
mistake We Overdid tho thing and oamo back poorer
'"d uothSmite-1hnt doesn't seem possible.
| Returned speculator-Its trio a. preaching We
when wo attempted 10 leave town they noticed our
muddy boots and arrested us Tor grand Iarceny-N
| Blts.
Tho alumni Of the Hartford Theological Seminary
| have takon a decided stand against tho so-caled
now theology and have asked the faculty ito adopt
some radical and comprehensive plan by which IT,
character and work Of this Institution, and especially
tho relation its teaching holds TO the present dis
cussio, OF Biblical Interpretation and eschatoogy,
may be brought and kept before tho public in q
| definite and unnisalKablo manner"
Tho world at large has lost faith IN DonneIy's
paconlan cipher The latest story relative to IL comes
| fr1m Washington and Is told by Colonel Dudley as
sniows. Several Shakespearoan experts In washing
ton bavo been much Interested in the work and one
! 81 them especially took an outline Of DonnelIy's Key
| md applied IL to "As You Like IT. Great was his
surprise cps on C form this n0'0 sentence IenS
! tius Donnelly will nnd II out The discovery has
created tremendos. e1eement n; eTcIes snat hSo
| thing out-(St. Paul PlonoerPre
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