The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1887-04-13
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Bald persons should be clear -liea:lec!
An cychcquer--A retired bas&ag:.l!.;is
tcs
How to make tall man short-Rob him
Of his purse.
Even dark lantern haS lis bright side,
Guoth witty Roland.
Repeated earthquakes haze occjirrc;, =
Alden.
The carpenters strike is Sill ii, :,2.srsss
in Chicago.
The Atlanta Rifles have Withdrawn :;ro.l
the national drill.
Insurance companies are t.eci:!:inc Clii2j,-
60 risks lor ir;:r OF Tic iii:,.rchis:s.
The blttc:nu. is . very durable wo@,:
and excellen! timber fcr fence pos;*.
Ycu cauGo: j;;;a;1 oYec :: !:lo;is;:...i ,]s.t:
step by step takes you TO the oti!c:' SIDE.
\ man is not :; man wicn he tarns into Il
bed
Why is the bow of boat Ike saIp;'arc
acid? Because j. cuts w..;2r
The Lomax R:2cs q 2to!,'!e WI l.ot
Withdraw from the national drill.
It is Il fact knpwn ~ I'D farmers .;;'..i
March colds rcvcr ii;.rt fruit or vegetables.
The iacliasS would rot hide his 2ai., Il i!e
could. He thinks tn3y look wc!l c:i1"c::.
Both Of the military COMPARES c: S22
Antonio, Texas, have withdraw ico;2 E..2
national drill.
The cornerstone OF the ncH city hall Of
Richmond, Va, was Lid w:::.:l inr2sl1g
ceremonies
At Stanton. Va. the local ci,;;;ou c:-c-
ton resulted Il, minority OF @35 for license
in :; total vote OF 1.l02.
A roetess sings. q have foU;;:C :,7;sE't
silence is Hcr friends, it is understood.
are not SO fortunate.
There are said to be )? varieties Of s'292
in the world-not counting Wall Street
lambs.
Widows may set their caps more than
widowers. but figures sho" tilat the I&,tcI
bag the game.
81 q singular disrcnsation Of Providence
a flute can2ot he heard any f"r'iie: than 4
gun will carry.
lie that is familiar with curtain icc;;;:;2s
may not advocate stage effects. but lie IS
certainly in favor Of the drop cGr;i,.2
The German press warmly appcova q
the new Italian Cabinet, wA:cn t.:ey say
Will be favorable to the triple alliance.
An extensirc strike Of store Uasons ans:
their laborcrs and mortar n.iXers y Tie
vicinity Of Boston has been inaugur&ie2.
It has been computed that the English
speaking population Of Inc world viii IL ::
hundred years number from eight hG:orGd
to one thousand millions.
Pearl necklaces are dowa so cheap lis
year that g fine one cau pc bought ioI -
0J0. Everything seems 10 favor tie rcor
man.
What is the difference Gctwc@n ~ Old
tramp and a fcatherbed: There Is ma;c-
rial difference One is hard UP au1 TIC
other soft down.
The Secretary Of the Treasury las de-
cided that TIC iatioG:;! d&p2S:JoiicS az 20;
required to re;lecu trace dollars undo. tx.
recent act.
Coal shaft 10. , OF Oska:oosa. 1--we. w:,s
totally destroyed by ire. superintendent
Storv was badly burned, BIT lie :.:i::..-; -
capped uni1jurei.
Who was tie most successful iHalcie.
mentioned IN TIC O!d Testament! Noah.
because he successfully Iicated Il iimiici!
company when al The rest OF TIE w2-iG
was in liquidation.
Two hundred lDorers at tac ..a:e.;;Il'!
Iron Works OF Jones & Laughlin, Pitts
burg, struck for an advance IL wages OF 70
cents per day.
A south-bound passenger train ca tie
Mobile ard Ohio railway was wrecked ct
Carroll station, eight miles from Jackson.
Tenn. No one was injured.
The steamer Brector arrived al ST. .!oAE$,
y. F., from the ice fields with IL, ,O0C seals,
and brings no news confirming the report
of the loss of the sealing steamer Eagle.
The Virginia House mas passed BIZ
granting a charter to the Charleston, Gin
cinnati and Chicago railroad. Tie b!! nov
goes to the Governor.
The steamer Spoken, with 2-i passengers,
capszed On the Coucr D'-AlcaA river, Ore
gon, Tuesday. Five men are reported lost.
Strasburg papers report further exDal
sions of French sympathizers. The search
ing of houses for compromising documents
is also being more vigorously prosecuted.
Chevalier Schimtron Tavera has dcl!v-
cred to President Cleveland lis Credentials
as minister from ustria-Hungary to the
United States.
A register clerk in the general postoifice
of Chicago, who recently confessed 10 4
theft of about $4,000, and wEo was re-
leased on 81, 500 bail, has gone 10 Ca2aC&.
A boy in Pittsburg has swallowcda ti!er
mometer, and the doctors are unable to get
it out. If he can wait til June the nl2r
curry will run 50 high that the instrument
will come soaring out Of his mouth.
What poetess particularly refers 10 as
warm palcncss is almost identical with
the hue of the mans face who struggles
wildly on the rerilous edge Of a banana
peel, reclining at length on the sidewalk,
and is too pious to swear.
Charles II. Owens, Isaiah Waters, Join
Brandon, John B. Sanner and William j.
Brine, Judge and clerks Of election il the
first ward Of Baltimore, tried for conspir
ing to defraud at the last municipal cleo
ton, were convicted. Notice OF appeal
was entered.
I know why the doctor brought that !
little baby" said a tiveyear-old the other |
day to her happy mother. And why did i
the doctor bring the baby" was asked.
Cause it cries so much lie did rot want
to keep it himself" was the reply.
An Ind;sc.cet Preacher. !!