The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-05-26
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The vic im il tbe a.siis,'s chair ish'
quite sgts whether hes IL 'aref o. ID
leas hsni W The sheri haBi
Ose nsse uhacl 81 rsllruss lsglslsiiol
snd The cerdnrior all have 70 pay BIZ
i.fs llts The passengers
"a spnzsn called At doctors osace
e.. ds,s .go. AsG. diseouriug sboui btI
siimen,.. ssia II lblsk ia be 81 righ
III io6t a. rtilsmic
The mas pho doesoi care what peo-
pie ihipl q him masst be surprised I,
aBa thai they aou1 tbink soything 81
him
"A ~ Allaat foangsstt Who saw th'
sprinkltf ior lhs 1rst time called Il mill
eaft These little people tis il asiulis
Gloss ssmfumss
rhe eailor uroie Il seeking sfter d
Dec. TIE cnmpositor Ne, u up "sueken
after eHiee The proof reader diin'I
sLipl Il worthy Of correction
n psins mr.. Mr. Boggs. to zee yor
coming on, 81 bsrroom. "All right
deacon Anyibiug ,er save your feelings
IN 40 right 10 sgsia
"A tall. lapl rtd nosed man came inte
scoBa,rg store sitL large ing, which b.
placed an ibe eonnter si,h the remark
wasi gallon Of run baby sick.
The Hartford Poet mourniully reieri
70 the fact tha, While I've very often 50,
thai q. 900 trout have bteu placed 10 such
and such streams. no such number is eyel
taken out
The man Who does not think as you
do i, not always fool OF course, the
chances arr that be isn't 10 wise as he might
be-, bu, then there may be little loophols
Of escape Tor him somewhere.
She. Eyes. We bad a splendid time
lssl summer -Four other yassar girli
aud | took a tramp through the Adiron
dseks He; Ibid the tramp have good
timer
What's life insursnce2" asked one
boy to another "Well, spose. said bi,
companion, its concern that keeps q
man poor all the time he's alive, so that be
may die nch.
IA poet writes: II know sweet songs
csopot sing There are great many
other persons 10 the same predicament,
but unfortunately. they insist upon sing.
ing them.
$50 the missus is 10 be married. eb r.
said the gardener TO the cook. "Yis; and
in illigant stoylc. too. She's goin' for to
have dhress thray yarrads long, snd -four
pail bearers ter kerry il.
Speaking Of public school lore, a
teacher sends this detached gem OF school.
boy definition, which is worthy OF being
placed on record: "Repugnsnt one who
repugs
"A lady who advertised for girl ito
do light housework,' received letter
IRON an applicant who said that her health
demanded sea air and asked to koow where
the lighthouse was situated.
PA, said little Jimmie, II was very
near going to the bead Of my class to day. .
How is that, my sonS' "Why, big word
came all the way down to me, and il only
could have spelled 1t | should have gone
clear up,
They say out west that the appearance
in a town OF stranger in pair OF muddy
boots is sufficient TO start a real estate
boom. aud II be manages to have az odor OF
petroleum or natural gas about him, the
excitement is immense.
Henry George hopes to see the day
when one mans quarter viii be as good as
anothers. For example, when Henry
quarter OF dollar wall be equal to the
butchers quarter OF beef. That part OF
the millennium lisa long distance ahead
Bill Nye says he expects 10 make .
great deal OF money ont Of bis book, be-
cause II is 'larger and thicker" than any
be ever published before "Wbat the
public wants, he adds, sis big book =
ore ihs, can be used to prop up the lounge
With when its leg is broken,
a woman is bound TO have the lssi
word When the editor Of the PcGr6m
demonstrated with the principal contribu
tor TO the poets corner Of this valuable
sheet fer writing on both sides OF her pa
per. she quietly re,orted. well, and don't
yen prin. on both sides Of yoursf"
You ought TO be ashamed OF your
sell, great big man like you. to be beg
gar and tramp, You oughtn't TO be
afraid OF work. II know 1t. mum, but
cant help IL You see, my nurse fright
ened me once 10 DARK room ~bep aas
. baby. and ! have been very iimid ever
since
Amateur Photographer TO farmer .
viii ycn allow me to take picture Of
the old mill yondery" farmer-"Yes,
air. II you can dad room" Ams,e ar Pho,
tognpher ''roomi' Farmer AIN,
you one Of them amacheser iolographer
iellowsf Auaaieur Photogrspher--"Yes. |
sif. Farmer We'll. there's ~ down
there nov
We doa't scare very easily, but tie
following announcement from The treasury l
department shook mp our nerves eonsid
erablI: 'countericii aye-eeni pieces are
reported. They are made Of lead" When
connierieilers operate on anything smaller
than quarters, IL is clearly sho, aimed
directly 81 the editorial pocket
"A lilile grammar found in al old esr-