The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1887-04-01
DON'T YOU WORRY"
How Shrewd Business Men Have
Solved A Great Problem.

els there a fatality among our prominent
men, is question that we often ask. 1t is
question that perplexes our leading med
ical men. and they are at a loss to know
how to answer it.
We sometimes think that if the physi-
clans would give part of the energy to the
consideration of this uestion that they are
combating other schools of practice, it
might be satisfactorily answered.
The fights of ''isns'' reminds us often of
the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that we're
only happy wnen they were annihiliating
each other.
fAllopathy makes discovery that prom
Uses good to the race, Homeopathy derides
it and breaks down its influence, If Ho-
meopathy makes discovery that promis-
es to be boom to the race Allopathy at
tacks it.
1t is absurd that these schools should
fancy that all of good is IN their methods
and none in any other.
Fortunately for the people, the merit
which these "isms'' will not recognize, is
recognized by the public, and this public
recognition, taking the form of a demand
upon the medical profession, eventually
compels it to recognize it.
Is it possible that the question has been
answered by shrewd business men? A
prominent man once said to an inquirer,
who asked how he got rich, Il got rich be-
cause did things while other people were
thinking about doing them" 1t seems to
US that the public haye recognized what
this fatality is, and how it can he met,
while the medical profession haye been
wrangling about it.
BY careful examination Of insurance
reports we find there has been sharp re-
form with reference 10 examine alton land
that no man can now get any amount of
insurance who has the least bit of kidne
di.order). because they find that sixty out
of every hundred in this country do, either
directly or indirectly, suffer from kidney
disease. Hence, no reliable company will
insure a man except after rigid urinary
examination.
This reminds us Of little instance which
occurred short time ago. A fellow edi-
tor was an applicant for respectable
amount of insurance. He was rejected on
examination, because, unknown to himself
his kidneys were diseased. He had an eye
to business and to his com mission, and said:
Don't you worry: you get half dozen bot
ties of Warmers safe cure-all dealers keep
it-take 1t according to directions and in
about month come around and we will
have another examination. 1 know you
will find yourself all right and will get
your policy"
The editor expressed surprise at the
agents faith, but the latter replied: "This
point is valuable one. Very many insur-
ance agents all over the country, when they
find customer rejected for this cause. give
similar advice, and eventually he gets the
insurance"
What are we to infer from such circum-
stances? Have shrewd business men, as
we'll as other shrewd business men, found
the secret answer to the inquiry? Is it pos
sible that our columns haye been proclaim
ing in the form of advertisements, what
has proved blessing in disguise 10 mill
ions, and vet by many ignored as an ad-
vertisement?
In our files we find thousands of testimo-
malls for Warmers safe cure. no two alike,
which could not exist except upon basis
of TRUTH indeed they are published under
guarantee of $1,000 to any one who will
disprove their correctness, and this offer
has been standing, we are told, for more
than four years.
Undoubtedly this article, which is sim
ply dealing out justice, will be considered
as an advertisement and be rejected by many
as such.
We have not space nor time to discuss
the proposition that poor thing could not
succeed to the extent that this great rem
e,y has succeeded, could not become so
popular without merit even if pushed by
Vanderbilt or an As!or.
Hence we take the liberty of telling our