The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-09-01
Gbistlfs.

--Tbat's good Deal 81 socialism ssd
srsrehy slsagi a mince pis.
"A Dalp4s ras Wills OF his way 10
bastpw stishbor's paper, sss struck bT
Iigsihiss ssa hillfd
lee Is very perslAr Bow. bat we car re-
naemtrt time noi sir northf ago sbsH
srtry oue vss dows oh IT,
Whist baot las helped yen fDcs, 10
hfsf vas sstsd ois prosperous man
ihs o4Atr asy MY pocaei-boos. be
replied
IA taebsnse upasIisies 10 tell why
,lsey leave ihe farm. We bad always
tappsAeA il uas becssse they could not
ists II sta ihen
Hhsn poliiician puis himself IN The
hsrss q 80 trifnds. be fnds thai the
hssds q bis ftleuds. pat themselves 10 h!s
pocket
Any ,nisfptisiag ben tbs, Gao lay 40
eeg Ifetfsilug ihs portrait 81 Tie neii
pf.idsui 5 10 save ne good deal 81 ircu
b's apd sntisiy
The msu VITO Ats down Abd psis 10
BE- appreciated ~iii and himself among
unesiisd iot baggage after The limited "a
pres shss gone by
IA IllinsisiAn Who bss been ia CLiea
10 q wees says be ate 50 much oleomsr
gsribs willie there that be 10 astonished toi
leuk 40 houess cas 10 The face.
--tjood housekeeping says that ''alcohoi
aili cleso silver Correct II used a.
beverage Il sill also elo.u ont grcenbaek.
all gold. sad healthy complexion, snd
braius
Eleven ?, IA Gerry, | will do any
thing ia tbs world 10 make you happy.
DO you mean it, 0eorge1" II do. do
darling Then for heavens sake 60
home aud let me go TO bed
Dominic Johnson- Now hopes when
de plate sm passed round dat all de
bfedren aud sis,ern dat have experienced
'ligion, will remember dat dat kind Of
experience has to paid for just as well Ms
Any othefl
"A yacht under full sail went ashore
Oh the rocks on the Maine coast the other
day. The captain explained it all by say
Ing that II be had had a reel in his sails
he should no, have had reef under bis
keel.
Wife don't see why woman want to
wear high hats, anyhow. Husband Mel
Their do ]. my dear. Wife Yes; it's per.
feetly senseless. They don't cost bit
more than the others, aud some Of them not
nearly as much.
"A farmer 10 Harvey Co proposes to
bring suit against the Ssnts Fe Railroad
Company on the ground that they run
their trains 40 slow the cars shade the corn
aud keep II from growing as fast as il
otherwise would,
Omaha dame Your baby seems
very brigh, Of bis age" Kansas mother;
20, he's just rs smart as they make them.
"Csn he cay papa aud mamma yet?' mo,
he Aiu't learned that but you ought to
hear bim lisp veal estate
~ he meauest man We ever heard OF
was the one who paris greened his potato
bugs 10 death aud then raked up the
cafcleses aud tried them out over slow
fire 10 order to get the paris green out Of
them to sell back 10 the druggist.
- Prisoner just recovering from
drunken stupor Officer. hat am | hele
for? Keeper You got drunk and
killed a man. Thank you. | am much
relieved. bad horrible dream just
now. Thought was an Ascending al
dorman
MARY Jane Berksr' "Wbat ma 'smf"
"Wha, be you a'doin'f' "Eaiiu pie,
ma am" "Whsl be you a eatin it WITH
knife, 80 you be, Now what have
told you about eatin' pic with your knife.
Mary Janei Take that pie up in your hand
aud eat i, rs you ought tot
Can a maa open bis wiie's etterss''
asks an exchange. After he has carried
one 10 his pocket until il is reduced TO
coffee colored, undecipherablc curiosity,
be nigh, just as we'll as 10 have ,host
Dead Letter Office fellow prying into iaml.
y secrets.
--''Ierrble storm that, last ev,Ding,
George '.D,dD't hear it. old man.
'Dldnt bear ~ Man alive. il Numbered
!, 10 wake the desdl' 'Ha, thought :
ss lightning, bat didn't hear any thun,
isr Aa old sehoolmate Of my wife is
'isiting her aud they hayeot seen each
other fer ten years.
--"Where are you going With the wafer.
nelIoa, Uaclo R,stus2' asked a gebtle-
nan. Zee gwine to hab my photograph
AIKEN, sab. 'Whai do you expect TO do
i,h the meloDt" II wants ter look Of II,
ali, while de photograph sm In process Of
construction. SOS ter git de right express
len on dc face. sah
A beautiful illustration Of the uncon- !,
CT Gus poetry OF childhood was given by a
title girl few mornings ago, after one Of
he heavy rain storms; "Msmma. ! guess
,st some poor angels have been and dot
u,o trouble, cause Nee, the moon and the NJ
sars they = been cryin' hard all night.
III am going 10 buy light coat 10
latch these pAntaloons, be remarked TO
~ wife tho ether day, ''and light pair
gloves 20 match the Goa, and a light,
Dii hat 10 match Your head, sup,
orc. interfnIstnd tue spouse. gently.