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Smyrna times., 1887-07-13

1t IS said Of the poor whites of North
Carolina that when they move all thew
nave to do is to pour a dippCr of water
on the hre and call the doz.-Tsrus
SIttiags.
Smyrna times., 1887-07-13

The Ohio Prohibitionists nominated,
Q state ticket, and q delegate declared
that 1t would lose 10, 600 votes because
of the endorsement of female suffrage.
Smyrna times., 1887-07-13

You shouldn't always put two mnch
confidence in a spring bed, and vet Il
is made to be relied on.
Smyrna times., 1887-07-13
Drunkonnoss. or the Liquor Habit.
Fos4F4VELY CURED ny ADAIINIsTRRr,yo M,
HAINEs' GOLDEN SPECIFIC

HAlNEs' GOLDEN SPECIFIC.
Il can be given in cup of coffee or too
HWltnout the knowledge of the person taking
~ = aosoiutely harmless and will effect q
patient is moderate drinker or ar sne
hollc wreck. Thousands ofdrun kards ,Co. boYCo
9een made temperate men who have taLop
Golden Specific in their coffee without tbo;n
knowledge, and to-day believe the0 Sn;t ,;o, oe
1nelr I, own free will. 1T NEVER F4TTfSS' All g
q me system once impregnated with AZ
Sspeealhe It becomes an utter imppssibilitv
LOT the liquor appetite to exist. For f,iHI
PPln9EtieaiaTs, Pn yal address GOLDEN SPECIFTC
w. loo Race street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Smyrna times., 1887-07-13
WA. FAIRIES & Bro,
Furnishing UldGTtakaTS.
AND DEALERS IN
EAIN STREET, opposite The Smyrna House
Furniture of all kinds.

rSa!or rSSlior ans Chamber suits. Bureaus. Bedsteads
SShslrs Lounges, Tables Stands Mattresses SnTins;
a1tnd ana every thing in the Furniture Line quar-.
quality of goods P''Oe' ioi ;ne ; same
Smyrna times., 1887-07-13

Children under 10 years of age. one
nan .,i Ihe above rates. Returning, train
will leave Rehoboth at 5.SOPM
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

not being In GOOD position either ~
the st8rt or at thc finish.
Jacob ~tumpf of It. Louis AL Jas.
Rogers Of Toronto were ON the refer,
ccs boat c.Oso To the oarsmon through
ont the race aud both MIR. Stumni
and Mr. Rogers carefully timed
the contest Both agreed that
three mites were made i'll lo'fo
Their time was This morning dc
clarod official. GGuiaur, therefore.
broke the record, tho best previous
time being his own aga INST Tccmer
over the same course time lHii On
every side tonight expressions OF ad-
mirAtiuu for the feat are heard.
coupled with conjccturcs - 30 what
might have b'cu done had the CON.
dition~ been at all favorable. II.
douhtcdly ifit had not been raining
from early morning the race would
have been witnessed 10y 20 crowd
numbering SUUOO
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31
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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

THE QrEE>'s SYMPATHY

ITIT Y FT'E . y NTTTNITI1,
GLASGOW, May jO.- for,y bodies
have been recovered from ihe Ad.
stone coal pi' Gt bautcn MANY
corp,os are unrccogniMblc, the limbs
having been blown OF aud tho bottles
horribly charrod. Queen NictoriA
sent dispatch expressing sympathy
with the femilie- oi the dead uiucr..
llistrcS lug scenes were witnessed AZ
tine pit as the bodies wore broughtup
There is 10 hope thAt those IN tho
mine can be -Ayed
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31
MALLORY, the CIOthieT
roni:,DN iIu>

GFN. rorlANOrH

GEN. EorLANGrE IIL
PARIS. May So Gen. Boulangerhns
asked tor a iurDush ou account of iu
health.
uHFAuFCL KFMtNnfE
PARIS. May 80. SIckcui ~ and moi
some smells continue to Ar.-t from the
Opera Comiquc. interfering with the
work OF searching for bodies. % though
deudoriling fluids arc tIrOwn upon
the ruins from bvdrauis The stencil
shows that there must still loo many
bodies under the debris NJ. GrMglor
while inspecting the work Of the
labOrer,, was made i'll by the smell
Policemen and laborcrs have been
similarly affected. Grand memorial
service was held yesterday in Notrc
Dame cathedral To-da, eevcra
Opera Comiquc and star yocaiists vii
sing in aid of the sufferers. lutcr-
mcnt- will take place in New haulisi
cemetery. Donations for sufferer,
have already reached 300 600 irNncs
The to;nl number Of bodie, recovere,
is ninety-onc.
THE GoNERNMENT rERpLENFD.
PARIS, NAV 30.--It is reported that
President Grcyy, in order - ayoic
certain defeat of the new ministry OF
any important issue viii close th,
session Of the chambcr of deputies Oh
juno IS, after the meeting of the cab
met o. first constituted. General
Sau->icr has announced hi. intention
of Withdrawing the military bin
llls colleagues opposed such action
on the ground that It's inconsistent
with the dignity of the county but
General Ssussier persisted i'm witt.
drawing the bill and was obliged to
surrender the war portfolio.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

PESrH MAY 30 The river Thesis
has broken l.dy kes at CcougraI aud
inundated 5000 acres of land The
Qcmcs aud Bogn oyerAowcd their
bank. submcrging 100 square milo,
OF fields aud twelve villages.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31
But The tOurscrs and the Jocl,
c1>. The Pools and the Purses.
IluttCrins Fans aud tit.
Ned IlnnInn and JaCOb GnudIuur
buW AT The Calumet and To
The Defeat yIuulnn.
IlhI,IhiI's nnINMf.

'WcNGo. Msy 5O.--Threc hundred
yards from the finish at Caumc,
course this evening Ncl llnpIau tlc
oarsman. turned an instant from the
pcilpg ram, only To thrown iu
his 'occ--a stunning defeat from ia.
cob Gaudaur. The oars of the great
cN champion dropped ncrvously into
the Goppy water, NJ wi'h dropping
hrHth hc pulled along dcicctiy ia the
re'o six l"lgth> behind the winner
About 1000 drcnchcd and dripping
p"cpIcou the bank, ga1cd pityugiy
Ai tac loser an thea gnyo the wildc,i
ch..rior GuadAur H. the sun burst
through tAr cloud, and shouc upon
countless umbrellas and waves Whcr
tip
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

TIVE rLoon IN nEKlANY

Lo,poN, May 80 over al Ger
many riycr- are reported rising,
especially the EIbe. threatening scri-
Gus damage.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

LrsrIIKE rMEY no nENE.

VIENNA, May 3O--A postal clerk
named /aloyskl abscoud0d with rce-
lstercd letters containing banh notes
to tho amount If s75.OOC.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

-pcla Dispa'oh U Tho Examiner.
FoAl WoHrH, May 30. Henry FoN,
aged 10, was drowned in The Trinity
river tll- afternoon His body was
recovered aitcr many hours
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

Deputy United states Marshall
Waller ieayes to night for Chcater,
Illso with the tour prisoners from this
point and will pics up at Dallas five
Others all convicted ~ tho last federal
cour; which closed yesterday at Dll-
Lar.
That tire feeling and loss Of 4ppe.
tie are entirely overcome BY ilOoi'H
HarrapariIla the peculiar medicine,
Try ita and sec.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

Delivered datly in quantities Of
10 cents snd upwards, sacS.
ed tor shipment MAKE season con-
tracts with John Farley
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

TmuLE, May &c. yesterday rab.
id dog crelted quite u stir in the low
cr part OF town, lie bit fifteen other
dogs aud one mule before be VA,
killed by n man who chased him about
two miles before getting an chcctunl
shot Mt him. The city marshal made
things little lively for tho dog tribe
by Killing most OF those known to
have been bitten by tho mad dog
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

Early this morning Mr. Jones, a
builder living On avenue -, ncar the
centre OF the city, vas standing near
his door, when q rabid dog made %
dash at him, but fell ina tit rs Mr.,
Jones jumped out of the way. So
curing an axe, the gentleman with one
well-aimcd blow in tho head Killed
his dog-Aip-a large, lcrce-looking
animal.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-31

PARIS. May So Gen, Boulanger has
asked tor a iurI5ush ou account of ill
health
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

The leader of the English democracy-a
democrat straightforward and slow of
speech-is Mr.. Gladstone, one of the most
garrulous and willy of men. The leader of
the English Conservatives, the party of
stolidity and Of caution, is Lord Randolph
Curchill, a political Flibbertygibbet,
whose mind is as nimble as lively mouse
in windy barn, and who is one of the
most reckless Of political gamblers. And
the leader of the Irish people--a race
famed for jovial wit, passionate oratory,
reckless abandon and a more than regal
generosity-is Mr.. Parnell, a man who
never made joke in his life, cold, un-
impassioned calculator, who holds him
self in reserve even with his intimates, and
whose oratory has never been relieved by
a single burst of passionate fervor. Mr..
Gladstone's position is an illustration of
the power of unreserve. Mr.. Parnell's is
due more than anything else to the force
of restraint It would seem as If nations,
like women, sought as masters those who
possessed the qualities of which they felt
the lack in their own characters. Hence
the emotional Celt has chosen Mr.. Par
nell, who never 'lets himself go'' even in
private life, and the reserved and self re-
strained Englishman selects as his chief
one who, If not exactly ''all fireAnd tickle
ness" is nevertheless the Rousseau of
politics in being the creature of impulse
and Of rhetoric. Pail Mall Gazette.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
Rlack DOG and nlnok Cnt.

s'Two dollar No. l dogl Half past
tlee dollar, first class No. / black dogr'
Not particularly high price for dog in
either case, one would ordinarily think,
especially If the dog were a good one and
first class; and yet when one saw him
skinned, dressed and hung up in front of
a butcher shop in one of the narrow
streets of the Chinese city of Canton 1t
it would hardly seem as though differ
ence in the color of canine would make
any difference in the price. But it does
Black dog and black cat to the Chinese
epicure-and only epicures and the rich
can afford the luxuries of dog and cat,
more expensive as they are than beef or
pork-are much better eating than yellow
or white or spotted animals of the same
sort, and as proof of the genuineness of
the color of these delicacies their tails are
not taken off with their hides when they
are skinned, but are left untouched; so
that with their tails upon them they are
exposed for sale, and by no means q
tempting sight are they.
Birds nests for soup, like dogs and
cats, are not to be found in every shop.
They are even greater delicacies and cer-
tainly are much more inviting, for they
are not cooked in that state in which they
are found, but after they have been thor
oughly washed and cleansed. They are
divided up into small pieces and are of q
gelatinous composition, but have when
ready for the market a stringy, fibrous
appearance Cor. Chicago Tl.ib-
uue
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
Growth Of Botanioal science.

Botany has so changed, broadened and
deepened within the past twenty years
that it may seem like retrogression to
talk of flowers. The average botanist of
to-day has gone so far beyond mere bios
SONS, as such, in his study of minute
anatomy or in his experiments upon vege-
table physiology that he sometimes almost
forgets there are such things as sepals and
petals. He must conflne himself to q
single cell, or at most a group of cells, q
tissue, or possibly tissue system, or else
his associates will speak of him as being
SO broad that he must be shallow. The
division of labor in fact, has gone so far
that one person studies pollen for n life
time, while another counts that day lost
in which he does not gain some new fact
upon the endless subject of chlorophyle.
There are hundreds of noted botanists
who pay no attention TO Towering plants
except as they are the hosts Of and subject
to destructive inroads from the almost
countless species of cryptogamic plants
belonging to the rusts, smuts, blights,
mildews, and molds.-Popular Science
Monthly.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
Hygiene In the Sick Room.

Hygiene in the sick room was discussed
in lecture recently delivered by the pro-
fessor of pathology of the University of
Pennsylvania before the nurses of the
University hospital. DIR. Tyson said that
no room should be occupied by sick per-
son which does not have an area of at
least 1, 700 square feet 1t should have
southern exposure, and even in summer
should receive as much sunlight as possi-
BILE. Excepting in certain diseases, about
which the physicians should give direc-
tions, there should be plenty of sunlight
admitted to the room all day The furni-
ture and hangings Of the room should be
of such nature that they could be easily
cleaned and washed, and they should be
kept in perfectly clean condition. The
constant circulation of air in the room
should be prime requirement, but this
should be secured without draught upon
the patient. A lighted lamp placed in the
fireplace would give flow of air which
would be beneficial in cases where no
heat was desired. The general tempera-
ture of The room should be from 68 degs.
to 20 degs., and should be constant. -
Chicago Sanitary News.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
The People of Arkansaa.

The people are as hospitable as Arabs.
They win sleep on the floor to give you .
bed and kill their last fowl for your sup
per. They are royalty generous with
their pittance, like all primitive people.
They can ride and fight and tell the truth
like the ancient Persians; though, TO be
sure, the truth gets a little FLIP some
times when they are recounting their ex-
ploits around the store stove. Like the
Irish and the Highlanders, they have a
sort of innate politeness; a cracker, here,
is familiar but he is never rude; he simply
regards himself as any mans equal and
all black mems superior. The people are
stoics, in their way; they bear innumer-
able privations and sicken and die, finally,
as patiently and dumbly rs their horses.
Then Marion will make a cypress coffin,
covered with black calico, and they will
be buried Perhaps a stray circuit rider
may say a prayer over the open grave;
more likely there will be as little cere-
mony with the burial as there was be-
fore.
They are peaceful and law abiding peo-
pie, now; but we have plenty of dark tales
OF passion and revenge, of public madness
and private feud, and greed dabbling its
fingers In blood. The guerrillas fought all
IuIOuSH OuH WOOuS. All OAu Hltn - still
living whom they left for dead after
cruelty torturing him, not to punish
either his acts or his opinions, but to
make him him tell where he had hidden
his money. Blood called for blood. They
murdered family across the river and
burned their cabin; a whole company OF
guerrillas paid for that murder with their
lives can see the sycamore trees which
were their gallows from my window
Octave Thanet's Letter.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
whnt Ailod the Narrn.

The attention of the passengers in q
Texas smolang car was riveted on a
strangely acting negro. He rocked him.
self from side to side without ceasing.
Whats the matter with you?n asked
Andy Faulkner, who was in the car.
'Does you know Dan McGary2'
"Of course do.
"Well, sab, he sold me silber watch
for $2O,n continued the negro, still sway
ing from side to side, ''and eff ] stops
movin' dis heah way de watch don't 90
no NOAH n--Texas Siftings.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

Gan this drawing Of lines on the labor
question is nonsense" said Mr.. Depew.
ssNow, when / was practising law used
TO be in my Office every morning at
o'clock, and often remained till late at
night Wasn't that labors''
'That's SO, brother, y replied Lawrence
Depew, the Detroit cracker manufacturer,
who was present.
by the way, Larry, = went on Chauncey
NJ, what Is your most vivid recollection
In regard to those old dayss''
II think, said Larry, meditatively,
athat my most vivid recollection clusters
around the fact that you had an awfully
bad habit Of routing me out at 8 o'clock
TO sweep out and warm your Office, so that
Tribune
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

How much viii freight cars shrink IN
weight when put in user The cars which
the Pennsylvania railroad built at Al
-toona, and which the Westinghouse Brake
company Is using at Burlington, show a
shrinkage Of from 500 TO 900 pounds per
car from the weights marked on them
already, and they have only been out Of
the shops few weeks Many OF them
show a shrinkage of 500 pounds This is
the weight of 100 gallons of water. It
hardly seems credible that 30 much could
be evap0rated from q single car. The
alternative is q difference in scales By
which the weighing is done. III Railway
Gazette.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
na1s from Central africa.

A new summer hat for mems wear has
made its appearance. 1t is light brown,
flimsy looking affair. It's importer says
it is made from the Ozark OF tree grow
ing near the equator in Central Africa,
the Arab name of which is El Marahaban
di Targa, or African palm tree. = A gem
tleman, well Informed in such matters,
AYERS that it is really made of the rough
outer coating of cocoanuts woven into a
cloth. Detroit Free Press.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
Irregularltx OF the Pulse

Irregularity of the pulse is not an
alarming symptom, as many suppose. In
lecture to the Royal College of Physi-
clans, London, DIR. w. ii. Broadbent
up to extreme old age. Another common
error is the belief that the tension Of q
mans pulse may indicate the vigor of his
body or mind. .--Arkansaw Traveller.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

We will insert in this column advertise.
meats of Wants, For Rent, For Sale, Lost,
Found, &C., not exceeding four lines. ONE
WEEK, or less, for.25 Cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
LOST

Near the corner Of Main street North side)
and Church Circle, stamped leather ladies'
POCKET BOOK containing sum OF money.
Mrs. Iglehart's.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

small, comfortable HOUSE, within five on
Ten minutes walk of the Middle Gate, u. s.
Naval Academy; or would rent good rooms
Apply at this Office. CIV.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

The late John Roach loved to tell that
it was through his connection with the
navy department of the government that
he became so widely known. lie used TO
take pleasure in recounting his first inter-
view with President Lincoln, which was
also the beginning Of his labors for the
government. When Roach brought n
letter of introduction Mr.. Lincoln fI1-
quired; ''What DO you wants Moth
ing" answered Mr.. Roach, ''but thought
you might want something Of me. $50
do replied the president, s.and If you
have brains enough to build engines that
win make ship 60 fast enough to catch
up with those rebel now you have him and
now you don'ts that are cutting our mer-
chant vessels into chips you can go home
and make me three pairs of them. Chi
cago Herald.
The Realistic and the Romantic.
If an author is wise he win adopt the
method to which he is naturally inclined
by training or temperament; IL he Is wiser
he win adopt judlcious commingIing of
both methods as far as his mental powers
viii permit: and il he is wisest, he will
succeed in whatever he writes. But wise.
wiser or wisest, il is to be hoped that he viii
not, IS a rule, assume toward his literary
brother the position assumed by the old
Quaker toward his wife. 1t Il on old
story, and we all remember the Quaker's
grave consideration for his better half IN
saying: Al the world IS queer. except
Ing thee and me. and thee is q little queer.
The Epoch.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

fNAT BOAT. 20 feet long, in splendid or
VA der, for Sale. Apply at THIS OF.
FICE. 5lS
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
FOR RENT

A new BRICK DWELLING, i've rooms on
Horn Point. Will rent low to q good tenant
Apply TO JULIAN BREW EB, Agent, Maryland
Avenue, Annapolis. CIV.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
NoTICE-

l forewarn all persons from trespassing
on my farm, Primrose" as will use
the full extent of the law.
5-21-2w, w. w. HAWKINS.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
For Sale.

~ DWELLING on Prince Georges Street.
0A rooms-renting for $500 per month
will sell cheap for cash. Apply TO JULIAN
BREWER. m23w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

LNOR RENT.-A new and convenient Frame
- COTTAGE. in good neighborhoed, on
Prince Grorge ST., near Md. Avenue, Rent
reasonable. Apply at this Office. 69w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
LOST
Wanted to Rent

RAn EMERALD SET, in gold fastening. Re
ward IL left at CAPITAL. Once. 65-Iw
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
A Liberal Offer.

+ WILL give free of rent, taxes and all in
cumberance, the use of my shore, 2O0 feet
front, known as Sycamore Point" on Horn
Point, opposite Annapolis to ANY ONE who
Will erect thereon an Oyster House for the use
of the Shells. Apply to JOHN CUNNING,
525u Annapolis, Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16
PaSt11nage.

A Limited Number OF Horses and Colts will
be taken on PASTURAGE. 1ip-top grass
with both fresh and salt water in field Apply
to II: SsRIDOUT, st. Margarets, A A, Coun-
ty, Nd. 1913 I'm
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

ENOR SALE.-A desirable building LOT on
Charles Street, near loucesrer-fifty-two
feet front, one hundred and twenty-six feet
deep Seweri in Street. Apply at THIS OFFICE.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

a. FOR RENT-HOUSE IO2 King George
~ street; from July LIST. Apply to MRS. NJ.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-06-16

thereby warn all persons from receiving any
Checks from my pickers as | will redeem none
except those coming direct from the piclxers
m302w w. w. HAWKINS
The Irish standard., 1887-10-22
a Surprising Reception.

Book Agent I'm offering to the
public q new work, the "Enoyclopedia
Universal, Eternal only fine
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stand there in the hot SUN.
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I am selling"
"Certainly. There, take that seat by
the window. I am delighted to see
YOU"
Permit me to 'xplain. This book,
glorious work, is complete in forty-tiye
volumes, at five dollars volume, and
l am the agent for it. -
II am sorry you brought only one
volume. Can you get the rest soon?'
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"By the way, there's the bell. Stay
to dinner, won't youP''
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strange. Am / awake CT llrea,ning?"
eyes, the house don't look very
pretty, does it? You see, this is a pri-
vate ]unatic asylum, and Z am one OF
the patients. "~-Om0h0 IF0rAG.