The Opelousas courier., 1887-04-16
"DON'T YOU WORRY"
How Shrcwd Business Men Have Solve
n Great Problem.

n Great Problem.
"Is there O fatality among our prominent
men2' is O question that we often ask. 1t is a
question that perpiexes our leading medical
men, and they are at a loss to know how to
answer it.
We sometimes think that If the physicians
would give part of the energy to the con
sideration Of this question that they give -
combating other schools OF practice, it
might be satisfactorily answered.
The fights of "isms' remind us often of
the q~uarrels of old Indian tribes, that were
only happy when they were annihilatlng
each other.
II Allopathy makes q discovery that
promises good to the race. Homeopathy de-
rides it and breaks down its influence. Ii
Homeopathy makes a discovery hat prom
Uses to be a boon to the race, Allopathy at
tacks it.
It is absurd that these sehools should fancy
in any other.
Fortunately for the people, the merit
which these 'sisms" will not recognize, is
recognized by the public, and this public re"og-
milton, taking the form of a demand upon
the medical profession, eventually compels
it to recognize it.
Is it possible that the question has ben
answered by shrewd business men: A promi-
nent man once said to an inquirer. who
asked him how he got rich: II got rich be
cause / did things while other people were
thinking about doing them 1t seams to us
that the public have recognized what this
fatality is, and how it can be met, while the
medical profession has been wrangling
about it.
By a careful examination of insurance re-
ports we find that there has been a sharp re-
form with reference to examinations, and
that no man can now get any amount OF i'll
surance who has the least development #
own licorIar \ boo1r1co thpU find that sixty
out of every hundred in this county do,
either directly or indire thy, suffer from kill
new disease. Hence, nc reliable company
will in:ure a man except after a rigid urI-
nary examination.
This reminds us of a little instance whch
occurred a short time ago. A fellow editor
was an applicant for a respectable amount u
insurance. He was elected on examination,
because. unknown to himself, his kidneys
were diseased. The shrewd agent, however,
did not give up the case. He had an eyetob ISL
ness and to his commission, and said: Don t
you worry; you get a half dozen bottle OF
Warmers safe cure, take it according to
directions and in about a month come
around, and we will have another examina-
ton. / know you will find yourself all right
and will get your policy"
The editor expressed surprise at the agents
faith, but the latter replied: ''This point is
q valuable one. Very many insurance agents
al over the country, when they find a Gus
toner rejected for this cause, give slLnlla'
advice, and eventually he gets the insur-
ance."
What are we to infer from such circum-
stan es: Hare shrewd insurance men, as well
as o.her shrewd business men, found the
secret answer to the in luiry? Is it possible
that our columns have be- Fro lalmlng, III
the form of advertisements, what has proved
a blessing in disguise to millions, and yet By
many ignored as an advertisement?
In our files we find thousands of strong
testimonials for Warmers safe cure, no two
alike, which could not exist except uDnn a
basis of truth; indeed, they are published
under a guarantee of 5000 to any one who
wiIl.disprove their correctness, and this offer
has been standing, we are told, for more
than four years.
Undoubtedly this article, which is simply
dealing out Justice, will be considered as an
advertisement and be rejected by many as
such.
We bave not space nor time to discuss the
PROPOSITION that a poor thing could not sue
ceed to the extent that this great remedy has
succeeded, could not become so popular with
out. merit even if pushed by q Vanderbilt or
Sun Astor.
Hence we take the liberty of telling our
friends that it is O duty that they owe to
themselves to investigate the matter and re
feet carefully, for the statements published
are subject to the refutatlon of the entire
world. None have refuted them; on the con
trary hundreds of thousands nave believed
them and proved them true, andin believing
have found the highest measure of satlsfac.
ton, that which money cannot buy, and
money cannot take away.