The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1887-11-17

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discarded Tom and married ola Gold
bugge, the banker. They ssiled to-day
to spend their honeymoon in Paris.h 8
honeymoon, you mean" 4
-" What would you cay, young man." I"
said an eminent prohibitionist, {" Il I were
to tell you that | never entered whisky
saloon in my lifer"
"What would l say p repeated the
young man slowly and thoughtfully.
Well, sir, / would say that the drug
stores in your vicinity have been playing
in big luck. " ''.'s' =
She: Charley, that was awfully
brave in You to stop the runaway team.
Why, mamma might have been Killed" {"
He; $50 she might BY George I
She: "What in the world do you
mean?" ar
He: Why, only-shat q, To -
She: "Good night, ssir." = aOSiaho
World. .'''...'ar - 80
-"Mr. Smith, is it your tirm purpose
to make this pleasant lady your wifs-un-
til you meet one more pleasant p -
alt is." -t ..n
"Miss Jones, have you made up your
mind to be the wife Of Mr.. Smith until
you lose your temper and tire Of him 2"
eyes" -.
"Then l pronounce you man and wife
until some court shall part you. ."-Ain-
neapo1is Journal
Gotham Bum" This beautiful place
of yours is favorite resort for those no
BILE reformers called Socialists, See"
Citizen Schwab-" Yah, dey ell koom
heer."
IL am 9 sort of Socialist myself; al
ways attend the meetings. You are one,
too, understand"
"Yah."
"You believe that everything should
be held in common, Of course ?" ~.
Efryding except bier; ffe sents,
blease.-O Omaha World
Colonel Fred. Grant was one Of the
most popular men IN bis class at West
Point. A skilled boxer, with undaunted
pluck, he held his end well up in those
occasional battles royal whereby cadet
quarrels are generally settled. In one of
these terrific right-hander from . DOW
erful young Southerner completely fat
tened young Grants nose, and it was
only by wearing silver tubes in il for Q
considerable time that the shape Of that
essential organ was restored. - NJ ?.
Herald.
"A young couple called ct Judge
Whites house one evening and asked him
to marry them. They looked like work
ing people. As he stepped on .pns side
to make some preparation, the young man
came up and whispered to him:
say, Jedge, hain't got no stuff to-
night. She's got the stuff there in her
bag. I'll bring it to You tomorrow, but
don't think it would look web TO begin
on her in that way tonight do yoa
The ceremony proceeded, and next
morning the young man was on hand with
the "stuff." - Chicago Herald.
Under the heading 4" Ca ct La,n the
"Little Journal to Laugh" ~ is its literal
title, publishes the following:
"In France we chaff the Yankees be-
cause we chaf everybody.
"But the Yankees, despite their Eng
lish blood, are now and then illumined
by flash of wit.
T" Witness the good thing got off in
New York the other day.
ga fool and his money are soon parted"
This shows that good English Jokes
when they diego to Paria-M r. Her
add -a..s
-Agent-I have, madam, little arti-
Gle which no household should be with
out, and -'H' 3.s.f 80
Downtown Dame-Be away Wild ye
now. 90
II beg you to look at it moment; it
is" .ssE xLl.i
eco long wild ye OF say; phat does
dacent people want wild y'r patent hum
buggeries?" e,.A .,.,x
"I see you are busy you ara anpack-
ing, suppose should have called ear
lier in the season, bat knew al the So
ciety people were of At the summer re-
sorts, and I'd not End any Of yoa at
home" ~ ..,,--+
"Come in, sor. I'll lux at it." IN
The faith cure doctor took the hand
of his patient and, looking into his eyes,
said /:
"I can cure you
Patient: care you sureP
Very sure. All you got TO- do is to
believe. Just believe you're cured; that's
all. " a's' = -
"All right, I'll try it. Good-dsy."
Hold on . minute, my man; didn't
you forget something
"What ?" es
"The fee. I charge dollar visit"
"Oh, yes. Well, believe. All you've
got to do is to believe that Pve paid You
and it'l be all right"
-" I understand you are going to have
big agricultural fair up your way"
Yes; or rather We did intend haying
one, but we've been disappointed.
Disappointed In what way
"Why, you see, we got the race course
all laid out and the baseball field fxed
up nice and handy, and everything was
getting on splsndidly, when We found We
had no room for go-aa-yon-pleAss pedes-
trian races." nss @3ssrsgs
"You don't say sol" stsv "
Eyes; and that isn't the werst of it.
There's lot of old fossils who want to
exhibit cattle, vegetables and all that sort
O. stuff" ff."-Bsston Transcript
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