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Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20
Beauties.
Smoke

Six beautiful lots in Linwood Park at 6
bargain for few days at
d155-4t NEIDERLANDERS S.
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dl55,it
Rig Snap.

16 lots in Logan addition, Guy ave, $3.50
each. L. W. Weston, with Smith, Ozanne
& Co 1876
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Smoke

Don't fail to see E. P. Ford's advertise
ments in this mornings issue. lis property
is ''An No. l. 155-tf
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Notice is hereby given to ali real estate
men that have my property on their books
that the same is withdrawn. c. B. Atwood.
MAY IS, 1887. loi-2t"
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20

ROYAL Havana and Our Midgets cent Gig
ars, at Gray & Hoffman. We also keep a
selection of fine Key West Cigars. l35-26t
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Notice to Contractors.

Money to loan on chattels Room l. ia
N Main st. 1-l*
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20

Don't fail to see E. P. Ford's advertise
ments in this mornings issue. his property
is 'An No. l. 155-tf
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20
Lecture.

Christianity and Inidelity, iberalist lee
ture by j. D. Voce. at Hall sos, Cleveland
ave, Saturday evening, May 81, 81. dl55-5t*
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Don't fail to see E. p. Ford's advertise
ments in this mornings issue. His property
is "A" No /. 155-tf
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Stewart RrOe.

of iron fencing and all kinds
of iron work for buildings, 332 4th ave,
corner of Waterman. LIT
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20

Two show cases for sale cheap by Post, the
pawnbroker, 42S Douglas ave. d6l-tt
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20

If YOU want to buy number one lot in
Frisco Heights addition containing nearly
two acres, call on E. P Ford county build
iup lOO-u
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20

NOtIce 10 1SeaI t1s''terS'
Lots % and Is Water street, are hereby
withdrawn from the market. loI-l*
B. H. STEDMAN.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20

Smoke
Royal Havana and Our Midgets cent Gig
ars: at Gray & Hoffman. We also keep
selection of fine Key West Cigars. l55-26t
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-05-20
House for Sale

New house OF seven rooms and cellar, lot 100
xl32 feet-ln Carey Park, on Wichita street
corner 18th; cheap E. c. Cole s. Co, SO
Douglas ave. loi-lVt
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Ano will be the latest.
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The following are the real estate transfers
recorded in the register Of deeds office yester-
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05
Arc Corssts RenaloInli

More men die OF consumption than wom-
en- and il has been attempted TO ekE;ain
this by supposing that corsets help to
maintain healthiul condition Of the lungs
because they restrain abdominal breath.
ing and compel chest or rib brea thing,
causing better ventilation OF the upper
portion OF the lungs, or those two apfees
OF the lungs which might be called attics
where dust accumulates and decay begins,
but If ccrsets do have any beneficial effect
in this way it is probably more than coun-
ter.balanced by the vileifects OF their CON-
preston OF the vital parts below the disa
phragm. The stomach. liver and spleen
are organs no less important than the
lungs and TO crowd them out OF place or
impair their functions by tight corsets will
inevitably produce diseases as serious as
consumption. As there is often q spirit oI
geod in things evil, corsets may not be an
unmitigated nuisance, and indeed much
/ depends upon the style and how they are
adjusted, but the more they are so adjust.
cd as to compel chest breathing the more
certain they will be TO produce disaster
somewhere below the chest. The best way
to induce chest breathing and yentilate
every portion OF the lungs is by rapid ex-
ercise or by enforced deep respiration
practtced once or twice daily.-Dr. Foot's
Health Monthly
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

IN pregnancy, /" Favorite Prescription -
Is a mothers cordial = relieving nausea,
weakness of stomach and other distressing
symptoms common to that condition. II
its use Is kept up IN the latter months OF
CESSATION, it so prepares the system for de-
sIVt5I 20 BrrSttiy tsrcsIl3 ttfi FIf1ry ClueE
almost entirely do away with the sutferings
Of that trying ordeal.
~Eav0rfte PreScrfptfom,,'w ~ when taken
In connection with the use Of DR.. Piercee
Golden Medical Discovery, and small laxa-
tive doses of DR.. Pierce's Purgatiye Pellets
little Liver Pills., cures Liver, Kidney and
bladder diseases. Their combined use also
removes blood tafntS, and abolighes can
6erous and scrofulous humors from the
system.
medicine for women sold, by druggiels.
under q positive guarantee, from the
manufacturers, that It win give safisfac-
ton in every aaaee, or money win be re-
funded. mhis guarantee has been printed
on the bottle-wrapper, ard faithfully car
ried out for many years. Large bottles
600 doses) $1.O0, or six bOttles for
$500.
4 eaE send ten cents IN stamps for DR..
Pierce's large, Illustrated Treatise l00
pages on Diseases of Women.
/. 863 Mafn street. RUEFALO. NJ VI
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Win Upset son,o q tl,o Derira Plaas.

Two years ago South American fodder
plant was found TO possess the extraordf
nary power Of stopping the appetitefor liq-
uors, effects OF dissipation and nervous
exhaustion OF women at once Without
stimulation or reaction, leaving no NOR
bid fppetiteE or bad efiects moro than any
ordinary food. 1t created so much excite
ment among the church people and doc
tors, that d large manuiactory was start
et. over Ave million quart bottles were
SOLD the first months. The whole country
are astounded at the size Of the demand.
The Grocers and Druggists are full oiit. ~
is only so cts a quart bottle. The women
swarm after IT,
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|3 PHYSICIANS
FAILED.

The treatment Of many thousands Of cases
Of those chronic weaknesses and distressing
ailments peculiar to females, at the Invalias'
Hotel and Surgical Institute. Buffalo, N. X Z,
has Afforded O vast experience in nicely
adapting and thoroughly testing remedies
for the cure Of womans peculiar maladies.
DIR. Pfercess Eavorite Prescription
d the outgrowth, or result, Of this great
ana valuable experience. Thousands on
testimonials, received from patients and
from physicians who have tested It Ia the
more aggravated and obstinate cases which
had Eafiied their skin, prove 1t to be the
most wonderful remedy ever devised for
the relief and cure of suffering women. 1t
q not recommended as a cuSe-all," but
as most perfect Specific for woman g
peculiar ailmeEts.
Aa a powerful, invfg0rnting tonic,
It imparts strength to the whole system,
and TO the uterus, or womb and It's ap-
pendagee, In particular. For ovcrworked,
Aworn-out, !. rundown, = debilitated teach
ers, milliners dressmakcr6, seamstrceSes.
" "ghop-girls," housekeepers, nursing moth
ers and feeble women generally, DIR.
Pierce's Fayorite Prescription is the great
est earthly boon, beipg uneaualled as an
appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. It
promotes digestion and assimilation Of food,
Address. WORLDS DXSPl
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Value of Land in London.

From the London Times.
A site was offered for letting on
building lease by auction recently at
the Mart, which illustrates the great
value of land in good positions in the
city of London. The site in question
is that now occupied by the old build
ing IA, 15 and Is st. Swithin's Lane,
embracing q Total area OF 2,036 feet,
having frontage to st. Swithin's
Lane OF SO feet inches, and 'front.'
age to Salters' Hall court in the rear.
This was offered to be let for term
ot8Oyears, and attracted considerable
interest and much competition. The
biddings commenced with an offer Of
$500 a year, and ultimately reached
1,12O a year, the lessees to rebuild
the premises and to expend not less
than $1,000. 1t was understood in
the room that the site had been
acquired by bank, but whether for
the construction of banking premises
or al an investment did not transpire.
The price agreed to be paid represents
a rental of just a little over lis. per
square foot.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Az Ottawa, Canada, the sensation
which was caused over the startling reve-
iations as to the traffic in younggirls from
twelve TO fourteenth which prominent
citizens and politicians are implicated
promises TO develop into scandal even
greater than that exposed recently by the
Pall Mall Gazette. At meeting held un.
der the auspices Of the society for the pre-
yention Of cruelty to children, it was de-
clded that special legislation would be
necessary to remove this stain on the city's
good name. messenger in the house OF
pamphlet on Sir Charles Tupper and
Colyb, NJ. p, whom he accuses OF immor-
ality.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05
MARKETS

CHICAao:-wheat No. 2, spring 70kc; No. 8.
spring, csc; No. 2, red, 73se Corn. No. q 3 7l4c,
Oats, No 2, 26Kc. Rye. No 2, 45c Barley,
No. 2, SOC, Flax seed, No. 1, Sl.16. Timothy
seed, prime, So. 23 Lard, s665 Butter,
creamery, Ice to 2lc dairy, 12c to 1sc Eggs,
II to 12c.
NEW YoRK:- Wheat, No. 2, Milwaukee, soc;
No. 2, Chicago, Sokc to Sic; ungraded red, 7Sc
to S5ac; No. B. red, 79Rc; No. q red. SIC to S2Hc.
Corn, No. 2, 45c No. p, white, SOC. Oats mixed
western SAC; white western 3e TO 43c, Hops,
10 to 22c,
5 NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. No. 1, hard, 73c; No. /,
Northern, ~; No. 2, Northern, Toe Corn3 to
95c. Bran, so. so TO 1915. Shorts, $40 80 70
S1075. Oats, 2S TO 3le- Rye, No. z, 53c; No.
No. 3, 47c. Corn meal, Sl3, 80 TO 400. Bar
ley, 35 to Acc. Flaxseed, s1.o5. Hay, 80 to
So; Timothy $40 to S11.
ST. PAUL;--Whea No i, hard, 73c, No. J.,
Northern, 72; No. 2, Northern, zoe, Corn, No.
2, 82le Oats, mixed, 29kc; No. 1, white, 31c;
No. 2, white, 29Ac. Rye, No. 2, 45c. Corn
meal, S14. Bran, sacked, $11.O0. Timothy, !,
hay, S11.00. Flax seed, S1.05.
DULUTH:-Wheat, 75kc.
MILwA UKEE.--W Wheat, T2Xc Corn, No. 5, SIC
Oats, No. 2, white, 3Sc Bye, No, 1, 55c-
Barley, 62gc. Mess Pork, SIS. Lard, So.
Butter, Dairy, Ii to Ice. Eggs, 12kc Cheese,
81 to sc.
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Professional EtInustts

prevents some doctors from advertising
their skill, bus we are bound by no such
conventional rules and think that if we
make discovery that is OF benefit to our
fellows, we ought to spread the fact to the
whole land. Therefore we cause to be pub
lished throughout the land the fact that
DR.. X. Y. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov.
cry is the best known remedy for con-
sumption (scrofula of the lungs) and kin.
dred diseases. Send 10cents in stamps for
DR.. Pierce's complete treatise on consump-
tion, with unsurpassed means OF self-treat-
ment. Address, Worlds Dispensary Medi.
cal Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo,
NY.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05
Had Learned Another war.

Harper's Bazaar.
One winter evening, not many years
ago, at Doylestown, Pa, three young
lawyers were seated at table in the
Law Library room playing cards. One
ofthem had recently been admitted to
practice law, and during the evening
he frequently used the expression.
ut is me-" The incorrectness OF the
phrase grated upon the ears of the
other two lawyers, and at last one
said: Joseph, don't you know you
are frequently saying, It is me, when
you are well aware that you should
say, 1T is ~"
lie replied, "Jacob, know should
say 1T is L. but 1 say it incorrectly
from habit"
Jacob said, 81 think can aid you
in saying it correctly ii you will only
commit to memory the rhyme, ut is
l, said the spider to the fly.
"Well, that would aid me, admit"
said Joseph, 'ff had not committed
another rhyme when a boy"
Inquired Jacob. "Well, what is
that?"
Joseph said, at is me, said the spi.
der to the fea."
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

cures nausea. weakness of stomach, indi-
gestion, bloating and eructations Of gas.
As a soothing and strengthening
ncFvtTes" Fevorite Prescription 4 is un-
e<liiallcd ana is Invaluable IN allaying and
subduing nervous excitability, irrltabiity,
exhaustion, Sf'sfsiif5
and other distressing. nervous symptoms
commonly attendant upon functional and
orginio disease Of the womb. IL induces
refreshing sleep and relieves mental aax-
ietv and dependency.
Br. Picrce's Eay0rite Prescrfpti on
ig a legitimate medicine, carefully
compounded by an experienced and skillfui
physician, and adapted TO wonsn's delicate
organization. it Is purely vegetable ia its
composition and perfectly harmless In It's
effects I'm any condition of the system
@FavOrite Prescription Is a posi-.
tive cure for the most complicated and
obstinate cases OF leucorrhea, or whites,
excessive flowing at monthly periods, pain
ful fnenstruation. unnatural sippressions,
prOlapsus or falling OF the womb, weak
back, female weakness anteyersion, re-
troversion, bearing-down sensations, chron-
fc congestion, inflammation and ulceration
OF the womb, Inflammation, pain and ten-
derncss in ovaries. accompanied with " tn-
ternal heat"
49,
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

The educational committee Of the Geor-
gia house aud senate, in joint session, re-
ported ia favor OF the Glen bill, which for-
bids any teacher TO teach white child in
a colored school, or colored child in q
white school, the schools hains kept sepa-
rate by a law OF the state. There was
little discussion in the COMMITTEES, every
white man voting for the bill The two
colosed members voted adversely
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Unlike other cathartics, DR.. Pieree's
Pellets" do not render the bowels costive
after operation, but, on the contrary, es-
tablish a permanently healthy action. Be
ing entirely vegetable, no particular care is
required while using them BY Druggists
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Faithfulness is necessary in all kinds Of
work. Especially is it necessary in treat
ing a cold, to procure the best stremedy, which
is Aliens Lung Balsam, and take it faith
fully according to directions, and it win
cure cold every time and prevent fatal
results. Sold by all druggists at 25c., Soc,
and $1.00 bottle.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Mensmans Peptonized Beef Tonic the only prepare
ton OF beef containing it's ENTIRE NUTRITIOUS PROP
ERTIEs It contains blood-making, force generating
and lifesustaining properties invaluable for ndigcs
ton Dyspepsia, nervous prostraton, and all forms Of
genera debility; also, in all enfeeblcd cOnditionR
whether the result Of exhaustion nervous prosraton
oVerwork, or acute disease particularly; resulting
from pulmonary complaints. HAZARD, HAZARD 81
Co., Proprietors New York. Sold bv Druggists
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Aliens iron Tonic Bitters will impart
cheerfulness, vivacity and buoyancy OF
spirits. All genuine bear the signature oi
J. p, Allen, Druggist st. Paul, Mimi.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05
Woman and Her Diseases

is the title OF large illustrated treatise,
by DR.. r, V. Pierce, Buffalo, n Y, sent to
any address for ten cents in stamps. 1t
teaches successful self treatment.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

The will Of the late Gerard B. Allen oist
Louis bequeathed most OF the property to
his four children and gives $4,000 to
charities.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair Renewer il
unequaled for restoring gray hair to its
natural color, promoting growth, and pro
ducing new hair on bald heads.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Gen. J. w. Comfy, the Ohio iournaitsts
and Or. E. D. Standilord, Senator Beck
Opponent In Kentucky, departed this lile Z
few days ago.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

No opium in Pisos Cure for Consump
tion. Cures where other remedies FAIL 81
cts.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Nellie Grant Sartoris will visit her moth
er at Long Branch next month,
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

The Frazer Axle Grease is the best in the
world. Sold everywhere. Use it.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

congressman c. f. Reed owns wheat
field in California comprising 10000 acres.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

John Taylor, head OF the Mormon church,
died at Salt Lake
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Detailed reports from counties in Dako-
ia indicate large wheat crop.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

At Falmouth, KY, Joseph Meave, q
farmer, was murdered by his son John.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

schaefer and Vignaux have made anoth.
er match.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

The Maryland Democrats nominate
Elihu e. Jackson Tor governor
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Sir Charles Dixie = forty,two years old.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Harry Hartney, brakeman, nag 2eeh
neld responsible Tor The accident near Slln'
berland, Wis.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

! ]. !. ]. !. ]. J. !. !.
M IN m Thin goods marked right
A down TO cost at the BIG
3 BOSTON, MINI EAPOLIS.
MM Fine worsted suits regular
BM price S25 now SIS. Anwool
M Scotch cheyiots and cassa-
mere suite regular price &l2
now S6. Boys ali wool suits
marked from 60 TO 81 Boys
knee pants 25c. Light col
ored hats thin underwear,
and all kinds OF furnishing goods reduced in the same
proportion Send in your dollars and ger double value
IN goods
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

misery.
T A Marvellous Cure.--1hS q. r, SPHAGUM
akAl Ills Of Crystals ich wTitesi II troubled with
~to female weakness leucorThea and falling OF the
n InnTnnC womb had TO bed
bvulVu0a good the time. IdOctOred with
Emn6 different physicians and spent large
money received lasting benefit At husband
persuaded try medicines, which oath TO
because doctors said
they would do good. finally told my husband that
he would of medicines, would them
against the advice Of physician e got me six bottles Of the
Bnyorite Prescription also sx bottles OF the Discovery
ten dollars took three bottles Of Discovery and four Of
Eavorte Prescription and have been for four
years then gave the balance Of the medicine to sister who
time. have not had 70 take medicine now for almoH
four years"
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

3 PHYSICIANS Rss :sys ss:@
kkllEn Having exhausted the skill of three ply
lM~@ssI sicians completely discouraged, and so
- I could with difficulty the
began taking Pierces Favorite Prescription and
using the local treatment recommended in his Common Sense
Medical Adviser commenced to improve at In three
months perfectly and have had trouble
wrote letter family paper briefly mentioning how
health had restored the f
writing
letters
In reply described my the treatment used
and earnestly advised them to do likewise great
many have received letters Of stating they
Favorite
required the Medical Adviser ard had applied
mn oh bettar alreafy
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

1t win be to your advantage, when writ.
ing to advertisers, to say you saw their
advertisement in this paper.
NJ nv " " ocsz ~ 81
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The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05

Address WoaLD's DIsPENsAEsE STEDTCAE assoCI
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-08-05
the GREATEST
EARTHLY Boon.

The 'Favorite Prescription
poor suffering women"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-12-27
A MIRACULOUS ESCAPE.

Four Railway Cars Jump the
Track and Nobody is Seriously
Injured. =-..5
The regular passenger train over the
Iowa & Minnesota division of the Mil
waukee & st. Paul road, due here at
S:52 a. m.s met with an accident yes
terday morning two and one-half miles
this side of ROsemOunt. The train at
this point struck broken rail, the en-
CINE passing the break in safety, the
baggage car and passenger coaches pill
ing themselves in the ditch in indeScrib-
able confusion. There were but few
passengers on board, and strange to re-
late, none of them were seriously in
jured. One man was badly cut about
the wrist with broken glass and another
sustained injuries of the back. The
wreck was soon cleared and the paSSen-
gers taken aboard the 10:45 train from
OWatOnna, reaching here at o'clock in
the afternoon.
G A. Williams, of this city, was a
passenger on the train and was standing
in the smoker at the moment it left the
track. The car was thrown on its roof
in the ditch, and Mr.. Williams broke
the window glass with his fist and
climed out. The glass cut his hands
and wrists badly. Fire started from the
stove in the forward end of the car, but
a passenger with great presence of mind
soon extinguished the flames by break
ing hand grenadeS over them, otherwise
the result might have been fatal to more
than one passenger. The cause of the
wreck is not known, but it Is suspected
that train wreckerS had hand in it.
The locomotive did not leave the track.
The chief of police of Mortified was
aboard the train and was slightly i'll
jured about the back.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-12-27
TURNING THE CRANK.

| The two-legged kind is the hardest of
all cranks to turn.-Oil City Blizzard.
/ IT'S sad waste of energy to try to
turn crank.-MilwaukeeJ Journal.
! One man may get turned around very
often and yet not be a crank.-Lowell
Citizen.
! Credit differs from wine in this re-
spect; 1t does not improve with age
brakes Travellers Magazine.
( A full-bloOded crank is merely an
animated idiosyncracy with a handle On
it.-Duluth Photographer.
There are lots and lots of cranks in
this world, and one of the queerest
things about it is that they nearly all
write poetry-or try to.-Someryille
Journal. .&
A society for the suppression of cranks
is proposed. What will be the outcome
of it? If the cranks be suppressed the
world will cease 10 move, and then
what?-Boston Courier.