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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08
CHICIGOS MANY JUDGES.
NEW LAWS AND THE NEED OF THEM
MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC.
[BY TELEGRAPH TO THE rRIBUgE.1

CHICAGO, May 7.-Working under the clause OF stat
which permits enlargement In the county judicial
system whenever certain Increase in the population is
Shosn the Legislature has passed and the Governor has
signed bill providing for tho election Of six additional
Judges Cook County. The judges be chosen
at a election to be held next June. Tho creation of
the judicial Offices optional with the Legislature
and In OF the fact that the business OF the lower
courts is already advanced while that OF the Supreme
Court is cogged, opposition shown to the pro-
posed bill. owing TO the increased expenses the bin
would entail upon the county Chicago has. under tho
aS larger number OF judges OF record sitting In her
,,Irts than NewYork.
statute specially holding any person responsible as
.rceps crmins for urging riot and disorder should
casualties follow result Of such preaching, has
ssed both branches Of the legislature The statute s
. ned upon the wording OF the common law as shown
the rulings OF Judge Gary in the Anarchists trial and
las direct application to the alien orators who taught
and urged on the massacre at Haymarket Square
Vearago.
&c trial Of the indicted county officials IN addition
lasking partially dishonesty In the matter
the county contracts has clearly developed
fact that their control In the matter
selecting grand and petit juries has made it
Practically impossible to secure conviction against
themselves any Of their onfederates The States
~ ney In order 10 insure their indictment compelled
. resort TO the expedent OF empanelling special
rand Jury, and after their indictment
ma. instead OF having tho petit jury regularly drawn,
~ indicted Commissioners had been snrrepttousiy
aiding In the names OF persons TO be drawn on the
contemplated jury system is expected to put end
this abuse.
espte his political appropriately, great commiseration
been shown for ex-Nayor Harrison in the loss OF his
olnpshed and charming wife. who died within two
eks after his retirement from office. She the only
ghter OF Marcus stearns of the Oldest and most
pected residents.
iodeska at the Chicago Opera House. had very large
PATRONAGE this week. and the contrast the Bernhardt
aie OF the preceding week naturally very marked.
.he NOkes Company Is enjoying continued and remarka
~ popularity at Hooleys. The company will present
The Boston Symphony Concerts at the Central Music
HAL were we'll patronized and very highly praised
oy the critics. Mime. Sofa Scach appeared Ia concert
ttfarwen Hail. Friday night and had endous au-
sshce The affair was projected as benefit for OF
ne local charities by number OF we'll known ladies'
Eugene McDoweirs Comedy Company had a fair
,stronage at Mcyickers Theatre appearing In :" Our
Regiment
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08
PROFESSOR LOgGDEEs BAYrRRy

Macon Correspondence Of The ST. Louie 0Iobe Democrat
Professor A. g. IOngden, who has charge OF the De-
parDeDts of Physics and Electrical Science in 81.
James Military Academy at this place has had in oper
alton for several months small electric light circuit the
electro motive power and current OF which Is furnished
by battery OF only half dozen cells. Edison lamps OF
six and eight candlep0wcr are used and the light is
constantly used for classroom and experimental pur
poses, being able to steadily as long four hours
The battery by watch the current Is produced simple
differs In details of construction from any
In IL il modification of the Fuller battery but
has different depoarfZcr There Is peculiar device
supplying the zinc whereby 10 Is entirely consumed and
cutoff which wholly prevents any consumption OF
metal except when the light Is actually In use The
arrangement IL made 20 secure the highest possible
electro force with the lowest internal
The storage battery is entirely done away with and the
small cell battery has long as six weeks without
renewal OF the solutions. The circuit Is an omen one
and tho lights arranged for temporary use In four
diferentl ROOMS. by means OF q buttOnswitch the
current s turned of at any hour without
ton OF the battery. y
The system yet been applied TO the purpose OF
general illumination, but another and larger plant
L. now being constructed with battery Of fifteen celia
This, tits thought will give fall sixteen candle power
light Should the larger experiment prove equally
successful quite step will have been taken In the prog
ress OF ncandescent electric lighting. Not the least
the advantages that such system would present
Is the fact that the current which produces perfect light
IL weak 10 the slightest pereeptibe shock
when the wires touched The connection the
poles OF the battery and the wires OF the lamp NAV be
maze with the fingers without danger, while the current
passing through them produces light.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

manipulation ~ their factory and then send II on to
poAts OF destination further West in the manufactured
sbape at the single through rate from the ssaboard to
the furthest Western point Ii was great advantage
70 them and delegation OF the grangers have been
IN Washington asking the commission to suspend the
operations of the law their behalf but the commits
sion decided it could not do so, and the factory mus
shut down.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

having the largest grounds In the eotr,. Il "a s.d
mat mo enclosure OF the Mobile club of the Southern
League Ia larger than tho Polo Grounds. IL 4 not
nn1 70 profitable, however The grounds at ST
~ ine country they not the best to play on from
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

The pug or poodle at the show, however. could
pass one OF the big st. Bernards in the matter of
fastidiousness His trainer had practised with
him in polite uses, until he absolutely refused to
take food in the morning unloss no first had his
teeth washed.
Humors were thickest, however, over in the
corner where the terrier pets. too small for open
kennels, had their cages mounted back TO back, on
long, broad table. Here litter of toy terrier
puppies. warranted "Of small Brede and full
Pedgrcedev were advertised for sale. One
cannot, of course, always be successful
dog trainer and rletorician at the Same
time. moro ambitious exhibitor on the other side
had tried his hand at foreign languages for pla-
card. LA Famille Interesstcn % is what he pro-
duced. Z" La Famille lnteressante" was probably
what he meant, and the little family inside the cage
was in fact. highly interesting one. spaniel lay
there asleep, aud two growing kittens were frolic
ing over her. The mother cat had died several
weeks before. and the SPANIEL pretty, by one
took the orphaned stockings 10 raise. Most Of tho
spectators were willing to believe that tho kittens
were new sort of spaniel puppies. as the pla-
cards gravely gave out that the supposiiltious
mother was q cross between q King Charles and q
Japanese.
knew IL all, when he got around TO them. 90 saw
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

Spectators at the local games have not yet familiar
lied themselves with the revised and unrevised play
lux rules. In the professional organizations tour
strikes aad five called balls reign; while in the col
lege rules three strikes end players chances at the
hat aud six called balls send hIn to first base In
the professional clubs the batter, when sent to first
on called balls is credited with base hit; while a
college pitcher who sends player to first IN ike
League game one day and a college game the next
generally concludes the third day that baseball is
peculiar sport aud that he does not know as mueh
about its mysterious workings he thought lie did.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07
4 SOCIAL SENSATION
4 Washington Professor Puts
His W15 Ln a Had House.
a.f TESTIMONY O. TIE TRIAL.



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Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07

William Korilander closed the purchss q
yesterday % The west 40 feet front of Leon
ard D oogs's property, corner Fulton and
Spring-srs.. through Real Estate Agent
Chas. Mosely, on which he proposes 70
build 3 beavufli, five story brick block Ia
the near future. This property has long
been an eye-sore % that part OF the CITY.
and prospects for a change Will be warmly
appreciated Twenty years ego Mr.. ID Ooge
purchased the entire piece oi property. with
I5f feet front fOr 500 and he receives
s 800 fort section hesold. Twenty wears
ago le paid $3.50 taxes on tie property,
and yesterday be con-rc-tei $3.50 70 tie
tax col ectoc on the entire property. Twenty
years has worked several changes IA the
valus % property.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07

John ". Beverly, the colofed man who
was convicted Of chicken thieving and sen
fenced to serve term Of five years in the
Jackson prison, Is confined TO his residence
hy illness His appearance at the home he
leit 50 sadly was complete surprise, as his
family had no knowledge lna. Governor
Alger had granted him a pardon. Since
the dav he ies' for Jackson hrs family haze
had many Things - contend with ~ sus-
tAA life a. the necessary ignls 30 provide
for So large q family We're very mea-
ger. He also hnts on his return that
his wife has disposed Of his former home
and The little land surrounding l. vacated
tar premises and il renting a house near by.
the sale o. he property was made al "a
great sacrifice and leaves the family in des-
utgts circumstances compared To the
former condition. This is the outlook for a
once happy. prosperous family, and al
caused By the committing oil the crime of
which SIR. Beverly was convicted. He
SAYS ID has proved . dear lesson. and that
for all the world he would not De compell-
ed - ret1rn 10 liie behind the bars.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07

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Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07
WAS LOGAN KILLED.
A Baltimore friend Charges That the
Doctors Swcated IiIni Co Death.

A Baltimore friend Charges That the
Doctors Swcsted HIM Co Death.
BALTIMORE, Jan. "a persona irlenu OF
the late Senator logan sid t. United
Press reporter today that II wa True that
the friends OF General Loga,. believed gen.
orally that he could have recovered. and
that fatal result Of his illness might have
been avefted. The General friends think
that with Lis vigorous constitution. together
with al iron vail. he woId surely lave
pulled through had not That coDsltulo-.
been broken down boy sAe uJntn Led stale ti
coplOLs yerspraiion ia which lle patient
was kept IN lie hope that be migL, be ben
etltttd 1y tne sweaung.
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siderable feeling. Il feD goa Thai Gene -ai
Logan lie was sweat as-y turoual i-e
pores Of MS body. 4 san tie preparation
roll or him in great bead, o. he Tag there
upon bis bed and it took away from Litl
the strength that cnnld FINALLY have c.u-
quered MS silment and pas hlu or his ieoi
again.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07
Mr. ANDREWS STORY
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Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07
IMPORTANT TO SMALL TOWNS
How TO Get An Extension OF tho Money
order system.

q.
order system.
WA-HNGo>, Jan. superintendent Nc
Donald ofthe Money order system Of ihe
Pos.ofce Department. las issued circular
stating the ac' approved Jan. ., lo'7, au-
thor1es the issue only of postal notes ~,
the paymen, thereof a. such postolces
Other than money order Offices. a. the Post
master-Generai may designate. Every ap-
phcauon, or petition for the extension Of
this privilege should specify the numbered
inhabitants Of the place from which 10 en-
anates. and briefly the reasons for desirnr
the extension of the postsl note system. aud
should contain such statements as viii tend
10 show that this means OF making small
remitiances is needed Each application oi
petition should he signed by the postmaster
OF the locality. who viii be required TO give
a slightly increased bond 70 cover the vsiGe
OF the blank notes entrusted 10 h!El. aL0
shoslG be addressed 10 the superintendent
Of the Money Orier system, PJsiofice De-
partment' Washington. ID. c.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-07
Holidays Not Over

Many seem to think that after Christmas Dev
the time for giving presents or tokens u friends ls
over but this is q mistake Remember. that al this
week and next a present VIII be just as acceptable
as though it was given before the 25th Gay o. De-
cember.
To all lockers tor bargains we would say that 3
larger or finer assortment OF Lamps Crockery
Glassware Art Decorative Ware ID Bronze ana
Antique. Hammered Brass. etc, was never shown
in this city than we have at present.
Also Fruit Sets, Fish Sets Tea Ssts. Dinner
Sets and many other useful articles tnay ar- dura-
ble as well as beautiful can be found
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1887-09-02
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

--Chauncey M. Depew has an in
dexed list of over 1900 after-dinner
addresses that he has delivered at one
time or another.
The Secretary of the Treasury has
sent silver medal to Miss Edith
Clark, of San Francisco, for saving a
school-mate from drowning on August
81, 1886.
MIR. Labouchere says he admires
the Queen above all other sovereigns
"because she has such thorough and
sensible dislike to court ceremonies and
other such tinsel tomfooleries.
Mrs. Cleveland has received from
some admirer in Mexico coat-Of-arms
of the United States, worked on heavy
cardboard in feathers. The feathers.
most of them colored, are from many
different kinds of birds.
Shakespeare seems to have been
pretty well up in most of the slang
phrases of the present day. In Hen
ry WILL" we have "too thin; in king
John" "come OFF, and "you are too
green and fresh; in "a Winters Tale"
"WhatP Never?" and, although he does
not exactly use the exclamation rats!
we have in Hamlet" "A rat! rat!"
which is pretty near it. John Bunyan
used the phraze 1T is cold day" in
connection with adversely. - Boston
Courier.
Walter Scott Is credited with hav-
ing been a Ounce at school. The fol
lowing appears TO prove the contrary:
Once boy in the same class was asked
by the dominic what part of speech
"with" was. "a noun, SIR" said the
boy. "You young blockhead," cried
the pedagoSue, "what example can
you give me of such a thing?' -
can tell you, SIR" interrupted Scott;
"you know there's verse in the Bible
which says They bound Samson with
withs. "-Drake's TraUelierS' Nigga
ztne.
The Sultan of Johorc has won
derful palace near Singapore. Its
wealth and beauty rival the ARABIAN
Nights tales splendor; and he is al
ways willing to show his marvels to
the many strangers touching at his
shore. He entertains his guests at
meals with food served in golden YES
sells, which service cost 100000 The
regalia he wears is valued at $500, 900,
a sword Queen Victoria presented cost
the neat sum of $50, 600, and he de-
lights to dazzle the eyes of his en-
chanted spectators with these won
drous visions of wealth.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1887-09-02
Natural Depravity.

Mrs. Peterby, of Austin, Tex, is a
kind mother and a faithful wife, but in
some respects she is not as bright as
she might be. The conversation was
about counterfeiters.
= "There is one very strange thing
about these counterfeiters, said Mrs.
Peterby.
"What is thatp'
"They are always arrested for
counterfeiting dollars. l have never
heard of one making good dollars.
They seem to be naturally depraved.
-TeraS SittingS.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1887-09-02
HUMOROUS.

Cold Comfort-"Has the train
started?" asked a bclated passenger,
as he rushed up to the station at
Bridgeport. Yes" answered Il be-
nevolent-looking old lady. "but it will
stop at New Haven"
IL want to be an angel" sang
female voice in Il side room; and, there
upon, a heartless wretch in an adjoin-
ing apartment broke forth with:
Johnnie. get your gun, get your gun,
gun gun. ".-Boston Transcript.
City Girl-"Are those great strong
cows over there yours, sir?" Farmer
Yes, mum; and they are the
strongest in this section" City girl
Then you must be the man that makes
that awfully strong butter, amt you?"
-"My dear old friend, how were
you able to acquire such an inn
mense fortune?' by a very simple
method" What method is that?"
when 1 was poor made out that
was rich. and when got rich made
out that was poor. '-Ieras S,ttinqs.
The Result of Tight Lacing.-
There is young girl out at Do, Do,
And her looks they were said 10 DE SO, so;
But she spoilt her dear face
BY her corsets tight lace
And now she can get nary beau beau.
-Springfetd Republican.
Lawyer Ito his client)-..Did YOU
ever try to settle this matter with the
PLAINTIFF" Client-"Yes, | did all
could to settle it," Lawyer" What
did he say?" Client He told me to
60 to the devil" Lawyer" Well,
what didyou do then?" Client-"Why,
then l came to your'-M y Ledqer.
Excuse me. SIR" he said. "but
you are something of a reading man.
are you not?" 30, yes, sir, /
often read half the night through"
Il thought so. / am seldom mistaken
in Judging character. You have pas
sion for literature, l supposeP" mot
exactly; I'm proof-reader. NJ y
San.
To-day you made
another spectacle of yourself am
much displeascd with you ard wish to
remark that tomorrow / will punish
all OF you severely unless YOU are so
quiet That mouse can be heard to run
across the floor" A Scholarly YOU
please, professor, shall bring mouse
with me in the morning. - It'd BITS.
-Boarding-iIouse French. A.
Swho Is taking French lessons). Now.
Bridget when Prot. Blanquo comes
You must say 'Entrcz' TO him, and he
VIII know what you mean aud come
INTO the parlor.' (rhe bell rings, aud
Bridget goes to the door. Il is tho
proi"ssor), Ontario" SAYS Bridget.
w ud ye walk into the pairler, sirpn
Che professor walked in aud Bridget
,spor'ed her triumph to tho cook. j..
HaTPssJ. BdsaY.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1887-09-02

The wife of the Viceroy Ii, of
China, recently paid visit to the for
eign hospital for women at Tien-Tsin,
and showed much sympathy with the
poor patients. She ordered her at
PENDANTS to distribute money to all
alike. The incident is regarded as
noteworthy, as Chinese dignitaries
heretofore have paid little heed to
charity.