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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
What to MemoriZe.
E,om the Chicago Herald.

FkOu Tue SuACdSO oOAoAN'
But when we come to look back lar
ther still in the scale of poetlcal popu-
larity we find the heroes of the past
still live on IN the present, and will
live on forever. John Milton's "I'Al-
legro" is often recited to-day as Ten
nyson's "Clara We're de Vere," or Will
lis "Parrhasius," or Longfellow's
"Sandalphon;" Scott's "Death of
Marmion" and Coleridge's "Gene-
we've" as Will Carleton's pathetic
ballads or Joaquin Miller's Como"
Bryant's "Thanatopsis" as Bret
Harte's "Lasea;;" Alice Cary's cor
der for Picture" as Owen Mere
dith'g "Aux Italiens," and so one
might go on for page after page. 1t is
most certainly true that words are
the only things that i've forever. :
these greatest thoughts of greatest
minds, and if once committed to mem
DRY they become source OF unfailing
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
Not So Green as He Looked.
From the Chicago Herald.

FROM the CnlCdSO
lone of the most unsightly trading
boats ever saw on the river" said
the old captain, pulled up at New Or
leans. 1t was that of an Indianian
from way up the Wabash, popularity
supposed to be the home of the green
est of aA river people. Twas loaded
with corn, an article in demand, and
BUYERS were numerous. The boat
mans price was satisfactory, but ne
astonished and drove into bursts OF
laughter all purchasers by declaring
that he would not accept gold or sill
yer in payment, as they were so much
counterfeited, but that he must have
Indiana paper money, as he knew 1t
was good. The sale was made. The
purchaser began measuring to esti-
mate the load The Hoosier said:
What are you dom? Measuring the
load the buyer replied. 'Ah, nav, you
don't. Well measure that corn in
the half bushel. I've hearn enough
about you Suth'ner Every body
laughed. After considerable eoaxing
he agreed to allow it to be measured
in the new fashioned way but posi-
lively refused to accept anything but
Indiana paper money. The buyer
by hustling over the city, was finally
able to accommodate him. The man
from the Wabash sold his boat to
another party and took steamboat
passage at once for the North. On
unloading the corn it was found that
fully one.third of the space estimated
and paid for as corn was occupied by
a huge, empty counter-llke structure,
running the entire length OF the boat.
But the honest hoosier was out Of
reach before the discovery was made.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
After q Butterfly.
From the Albany Journal.

From the Albany Journal.
who recently made two trips from
Cambridge, Mass, to this city to cap.
ture a butterfly of the species named
for him, which abounds near "the
Center" writes State Entomolgist
Lintuer: eggs Scudderia Matching"
The butterflies he secured, and from
which he hoped to procure two eggs,
furnished him with thirty eggs, and in
letter to Prof. Lintuer he says he
feels amply repaid for his trouble and
expense in capturing the butterflies.
He wanted the eggs TOR illustration in
q book on butterflies he ia writing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
The Lion and the Lamb.

Moxie and the rumsellers are friends at
last. 1t was thought it would injure their
trade. Now they are making most money
on it and do no harm, while the old drinke1
prefers it. Thank God that it bids highest
on the liquor dealers pocket.
The American people have grown to be
the most nervous and intellectual in the
world. 1t is quite lucky that the Moxie
Nerve Food has come along to sustain both
1t bids fair to be the mainstay of the over
worked and over stimulated, as well as to
be able to rectify the effect of dissipation
Druggists sell it
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

The arrest of suspicious character upon
his general appearance, movements or COM
panionship, without waiting until he has
robbed a traveller fired house, or murdered
a fellow-man, is an important function of a
shrewd detective. Even more important is
the arrest of disease which, if not checked,
will blight and destroy human life. The
frequent cough, loss of appetite, general
languor or debility, pallid skin, and bodily
aches and pains, announce the approach OF
pulmonary consumption, which is prompt
ly arrested and permanently cured by DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" Sold
by druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

THERE is an undertaker's clerk in At
lanta, Ga. who has a queer idea of fun.
1t has been his custom to dress himself
in a shroud, lie down in an empty coffin,
and then have confederate get some
unsuspecting citizens to come and help
to move him out. And then as the
coffin was being solemnly carried out he
would jump out of the coffin, yell like a
Comanche Indian and laugh with delight
at the terror of the carriers. But the
other day some victims who didn't see
where the fun came in had him arrested,
and he was fined. He is now trying to
invent q less EXPENSIVE Joke
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
.roI. oisette's Memory Discoverer.

No doubt can be entertained about the
value and genuineness of Prof Loisette's
Memory System as it is so strongly recon-
mended by Mark Twain, Mr. Proctor, Hons
w. w. Aston, Judah 2. Benjamin, DIR
Buckley, and others. Forfull details send
Tor Prof. LIS prospectus, at 237 Fifth Ave
nue., New York. From it the System is
taught by correspondence quite as well
as by personal instruction. Colleges
near New York have secured his lectures
He has had 100 Columbia Law students, two
classes of 200 each at Yale, 200 at Meriden
$50 at Norwich, 400 at Wellesley College
and 400 at University of Penn. We cannot
conceive how system could receive any
higher endorsement.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

IT has been denounced again and
again that almost one half the units of
heat in given quantity of coal are
wasted iii one way and another as it is
now used, owing partly to the impossi-
bility of gauging the supply of heat by
the requirements of the moment. but
more to imperfect combustion. It is
capable of scientific proof, too, that
nearly all this waste can be avoided by
converting the coal into gas before using
it as heat supply.-[Providence Jour-
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
HOUSE MATTERS.
CINNAMON RUSK.

Take one cup of mashed potatoes.
one Of sugar, one Of hop yeast and
three eggs, mix all together. When
light add half q cup of butter, one
tablespoonful OF ground cinnamon and
-four to make g. stiff dough; let rise;
make in small cakes and putin buUtereo
pans. When light grease the tops With
butter; sprinkle thicKly with sugar
and cinnamon; bake in q quick oven.
COLD LEMON PUDDING.
One-half box OF gelatine soaked IN
four tablespoonfuls of water for ten
minutes; add pint of boiling water,
juice of two lemons, one cup OF sugar,
strain and set away to cool. When
cold, stir in the whites of three well.
beaten eggs. A thin boiled custard
can be used to pour over this pudding,
or thick. sweetened cream.
ITALIAN SAUCE.
Put into saucepan little parsley,
q shallot, some mushrooms and truf-
aes, if to be had, chopped finely, also
piece of butter as large as walnut;
warm them together, and add half q
glass of white vinegar, some pepper
and salt; let all boil gently for half an
hour; strain and add a teaspooonful
of oil.
DRIED FRUIT ROLL.
Take small loaf of bread dough,
when ready for baking; roll it about
half all inch in thickness; spread with
the fruit made smooth and seasoned;
commence at one side and roll up, and
steam an hour; eat with butter sauce.
TRANSPARENT PUDDING.
Beat eight eggs very light, add half
q pound of sugar, the same Of fresh
butter, melted, and half q nutmeg,
grated: set this on the stove, and
keep stirring until it is as thick as but
tered eggs; put a puff paste in a pie
plate, and bake in q moderate oven
This quantity will make two pies.
BROWN BREAD.
One each pint of Indian meal
graham flour and buttermilk
two-thirds of cup of molasses
and one teaspoonful each o.
soda and sat. Steam three
hours. Sour milk may be used in
stead of buttermilk by using q little
shortening.
Rub to g. cream g. pound of butter
and q pound of sugar; mix with it 1 !.
pounds of -four, four eggs and very
little brandy; roll the cakes in pow
dered sugar; lay them on fat buttered
tins, and bake In q quick oven.
STEAMED RICE.
One cup of rice, one teaspoon OF salts
three cups OF boiling water; steam one
hour; add one cup ofsweet milk, cook
twenty minutes niger, when it is
ready to serve with cream and sugar
CREAM SPONGE CAKE.
Beat two eggs in q cup and fill UP
the cup with sour cream; one cup Of
sugar, one and one-half cups of -four
two lie ell teaspoonfuls Of baking pow
der. Flavor with lemon Or vanilla.
SNOW DROPS.
One cup Of butter, two cups of sugar
whites of five eggs, one small cup o
milk, three cups of prepared -four
flavor with vanilla and nutmeg. Bake
in small, round tins.
PLAIN CAKE.
One third of cup of butter, ont
cup of sugar, one egg, one and one"hal
cups of flour, one-thrd OF cup o
milk and one teaspoonful of baking
powder.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
Checking Baggage Through
From the New York Telegram.

The general passenger agents have
made arrangements by which baggage
can be checked from any railway sta.
ton through to the hotel or house
which the owner may direct without
intermediate local transfer. A pas
senger from Chicago will find his trunk
in the Aston House if he so directs.
The days of "baggage transferred to
any part of the city-ffty cents" are
believed TO be numbered.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
Zinc Collar Pads for Horses.

goo6 of sse in
that, after many convers ations with horse
men. and seeing many certificates Of veter-
mary surgeons and others, we believe that for
curing and preventing sores on horses there
has been no better invention than the Boss
zinc and leather collar pads, patented, manu-
featured, and sold by Dexter Curtis, of Madi-
son, Wis, who was superintendent of the de-
partment of horses at the Worlds New Or
leans Exposition. From the Humane Society
Journal, "O1Y Dumb animals"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
Summer Excursions.

At all principal railroad ticket offices will be
found on sale, at low rates, during the tourist
season, round-trip tickets, via the Burlington
Route, c., B. & @. R. R., to Portland, st Paul,
Minneapolis, and all principal resorts IN the
Northwest; and also to Denver, Colorado
Springs, and Pueblo, Col. In addition, the
each month excursions to San Francisco, Los
Angeles, and San Diego When ready to start,
call on your nearest ticket agent or address
Paul Merton, General Passenger and Ticket
Agent c., B. & O. R R., Chicago, I'LL
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

PURE Cod-Liyer Oil made from selected
livers, on the sea-shore. by Hazard, Hazard
& CO., New York. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken it
prefer it to all others. Physicians have Ae-
cided it superior to any OF the other oils in
market
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

You will get more comfort for Csc. in
Lyons Heel Stiffener than in any other
article you buy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
lhIHA7
AIS
YOU?

Do you feel duh, languid, low-spirited, life
less. and jndescribalIy miserable, both phygi-
cally and mentally; experience sense or
fullneSs or blOating after eating, or OF gone
ness, or emptiness OF stomach IN the morn
ing, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in
mouth. irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, floating specks"
before the eyes. nervous prOstration or eX-
haustOn, irritability of temper, hot hushes,
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp,
feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulness, or
disturbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant,
indescribable feeling of dread, or OF 1mpend-
ing calamity?
If you have all, or any considerable number
that most common of American maladies-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver. associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity of symp-
TOMS No matter what stage it has reached,
DR.. Piercess Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue it, if taken according to dlrec-
tons for reasonable length OF time III not
cured, complications multiply and COnsump-
ton of the Lungs, Skin Diseases, Heart Disease,
rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladies are quite liable to set in and, sooner
or later induce O fatal termination.
DIR. Pfercess Golden Medical Dis,
cOvery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood purifying organ,
purities from whatever cause arising. 1t is
equally eficacious in acting upon the Kid
news, and other eXCretOry organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. AS
an appetizing, restorative tonic, it promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts,
this wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Agne, Chllls and
Fever, DumbEAgue, and kindred diseases.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03
81 Don't Want Relief, But Cure,"

is the exclamation of thousands suffering
from catarrh. To all such we say: Catarrh
can be cured by DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
1t has been done in thousands of cases; why
not in yours? Your danger is in delay.
Enclose a stamp to Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, n. Y, for
pamphlet on this disease.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

The smallpox has entirely disap-
peared from Nogales, Arizona, and there
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

WEAK lungs, splitting Of blood, consump-
ton and kindred affections, cured without
physician Address for treatise, with 10
cents in stamps, Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

SALEswoMEN in severel dry goods
houses in Cleveland, O., are fined cent
every time they use slang word.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

CHAPPED hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made
by Hazard, Hazard & Co.. New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

USE Frazer Axle Grease; it's the best in
the world-will wear twice as long as any
other
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

THREE months 'treatmeutfor 5Oc. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. Sold by druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-03

from a common Blotch, or Eruption, to the
worst ScrOfula. Salt-rheum, "Fever-sOres,'
caused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful purifying, and invigorating medi-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
tested its potency in curing letter, Eczema,
Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scroll
g White Swellings,'' Goitre, or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in
stamps for a large Treatise, with colored
for Treatise on Scrofulous Affections.
"FOR THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse it by using DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and good
digestion, fair skin, buoyant spirits, vital
strength and bodily health will be established.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
The Stubborn Priest

DUBLIN, March 29.-Father Ryan, OF
the Herbertstown branch OF the Ma
tional League, presented himself, to-
day, before Justice Boyd, OF the Bank
ruptcy Court. He persisted il his re-
fusal to tell the court what he knew
about the doings Of tenants in his par
ish respecting the trusteeing OF their
rents under the plan of campaign, and
was condemned to prison. When Father
Ryan emerged from court a prisoner,
he was met by multitude of citizens.
They numbered many thousands, and
they cheered the priest with enthusiastic
and prolonged applause, and then fol-
lowed him in procession to the JAIL
making his tour a triumphai one. A
number ofprominent men took part in
this procession, and among the more
conspicuous were Lord Mayor Sullivan
and archbishop Croke.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
BELL TELEPHONE.
Annual Report and Election
of Directors.
ANOTHER STUBBORN PRIEST.
Catholic Matters-Burned to Death
Gone to Cannes-The Branch
Soldiers BOme-Etc.
The Bell Telephone.

Boston, March 29.-The annual re-
port of the directors of the Bell Tele-
phone Company, submitted to-day,
shows an increase of 9,318 subscribers
as against 1859 in 1885. The company
controls a, 1876 miles of wire. 2,6l3 of
which are under ground. The average
connections for the year are 312 Cos, 7i0.
The policy of extending underground
wires is to be extended, involving q
large outlay in the future. Terminal
facilities have been secured in Phila
deiphia and Longtime service between
that city and New York will soon be
established. The line for the Longtime
service between New York and Boston
will be completed during the present
year. The Canadian Company has in
creased its net earnings from $3.50 600
last year to $190,565 this year. The
treasurer's report was then read. The
election of directors for the ensuing
gear resulted as follows: Directors,
Francis Blake, Charles P. Bowditch,
George L. Bradley, Charming Clapp,
Alexander Cochrane, William Forbes,
Charles Eustis Hubbard, Gardiner G.
Hubbard, John E. Hudson, Robert B.
MIXTURE, Charles E. ParB1ns and
Thomas Sanders.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
Ca bolic Matters

ROME, March 29.-Monsignor Galem-
BERT, special papal delegate to Berlin,
has failed to receive any satisfactory re-
suits in his negotiations with the Centre
or Catholic party of Germany in conse-
quence OF the adoption by the land
league Of Bishop Kopp's amendment to
the ecclesiastical law. The Vatican has
decided to leave the Centre party full
liberty of action in German political
affairs, retaining also the same freedom
for itself. a,..-a
PARIS, March 29.-Members of the ex-
IRENE left in the Chamber of Deputies
have passed resolutions severely GEN.
surfing government for entering into an
alliance with Austria and Germany be-
cause both powers are friendly to the
Vatican.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
Brace Up.

You are feeling depressed, your sppe-
lite is poor, you are bothered With
Headache, your are fdgetty, nervous
and generally out of sorts, and want 30
brace up. Brace up. but not with stiszs
ulants, spring medicines, or bitteta,
which have for their basis very cheap,
Dad whisky, and which stimulate yee
for an hour, and then leave you In
worse condition than before. What you
YOUR blood, start healthy action q
Liver, Kidneys, restore your vital.
ity, and give renewed health ane
strength. Such medicine you will aa&
in Electric Bitters, and only 30 cents 0
bottle at z. c. Is: I. Drug Store. s
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30

an READING AND FILING THE PETI-
~ ton of Rosanna Townsend, administra-
triX of the estate of James Townsend.
deceased setting forth that she has
flied her final account of her adninistra-
ton upon said estate in this Court; that
all the debts have been fully paid, and that
portion OF said estate remains to be divided
among the heirs of said. deceased, and
praying among other things for an order
allowing said final account and of distqibu-
ton OF the residue OF said estate among the
persons entitled.
It is ordered that all persons interested in
the estate OF the said James Townsend.
deceased, be and appear before the Probate
Court OF the County of Salt Lake, at the Court
Room OF said Court, in the County Court
House, on Monday, the 11th day of AprI.
1857, at IL o'clock am, then and there 10
show cause why an order allowing said final
account and OF distribution should not be
mace OF the residue OF said estate among
the heirs and devisees OF the said James
Townsend, deceased, according to law.
1t is further ordered that the Clerk cause
copies of this order to. be posted in three
public places in Salt Lake Comfy and nI,ho
ished in THE SALT LAKE HERALD. a news
paper printed and circulated in Salt Lake
County, three weeks SUCCESSFULLY urio~ 10
said 18th day of april, 1887.
ELIAS A. SMITH,
Probate Judge,
Dated, March 10th, 1887.
TERRITORY OF UTAH,
County of Salt Lake. s..
I, John c.. Cutler, Clerk of the Probate
Court in and for the County of salt Lake in
the Territory OF Utah do hereby certitv th 81
the foregoing is full, true and correct cow
OF an order appointing time and pisee for
settlement Of fir al acI cunt and to hear nett Ell.
non t3 e qisribnH m in the matter of the es-
ia e OF James Townsend, deceased. SIS an
pears OF record in my flee ~ 'p
In witness whereof I have ba-o,,,,,
set my hand and affixed q seal NJ
lsEALl said Court, this 18th day of Ms-c h
A. d. 1887 u M a h'
JOHN C. CUTLER.
By e. s. CUTLER. Deputy. 'e m mia
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
Burned to Death

ITHACA, n. Y, March ga special
to the Journal this morning, states that
dwelling house occupied by Matthew
Massick, at Ludlowville, ten miles from
this place, was burned between II and 1
o'clock this morning. Massick aud
three children persisted in the flames.
Inc coroner is investigating the case.
Msssick is an employee of the Eehigh
Valley Railway.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
A Timely Res e-s.

New YORK, March 29.-The bark
SCOTS Bay, arrived to- day from Lisbon.
reports that she sighted, on March
24th. q waterlogged and dismasted YES
sci. 4 boat was lowered, though the
sea was very heavy, and into it clam
bered the mate and four seamen. After
Several attempts the vessel was board; d.
The captain and second mate were the
,only survivors, the first mate, steward
and two colored seamen having died
the previous night. The two survivors
were almost exhausted. They were not
able to talk and had to be hoisted on
board the SCOTS Bay. They had been
dashed for forty-eight hours on the top
of fly house without food or water
and their clothing was torn to rags.
The vessel was the schooner Marcus
Davis, Captain Williams. from Fern
andina for Philadelphia.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
POSTAL SERVICE.
MR. HALEY HAS BEEN APPOINTED

The correspondence has almost univer-
sally contained expressions of willing
ness to continue the facilities hereto
fore afforded, unless such course be in
contraYention of the law In order 10
make.a satisfactory exposition OF this
point the opinion of the Attorney-Gen
eral was solicited, whether there be any
thing in the act which prohibits the
practices heretofore prevailing. The
Attorney-General's opinion is that the
interstate act does not affect the postal
service, but is in regulation OF COM
merce only"
There was full attendance at the
cabinet meeting to-day. The treasury
department was represented by Mr..
FaIrchild.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-30
Washington Words.

WASHINGTON, March 29.-The ap;
pointment made yesterday of Henry o.
Billings, as receiver of the land Office at
HALEY, Idaho, has been revoked, and
MR..HAILEY HAS BEEN APPOINTED
register of the land Office at that place.
The Postmaster-General has issued
the following circular, addressed to di-
vision superintendent and inspectors
and other officials and employees of the
railway mail service. The attention of
this department has been invited by
the officers of many railroad companies
to the interstate commerce act. with
the inquiry how far those provisions
which they have deemed restrictive of
free travel affect persons or employees
of the