New-York tribune., 1887-04-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAY
There ia no truth In the report that there is soon
to be q convention OF the who knew kissane. NO
hall could be found large enough to hold them.
A Look Ahead. Omaha Man "a. D. 1soo,-You
Ignatus Donnoy, ir.-Yes, l have become the
leader OF tho Ant-lIoyt Society, and am now wn.hs
MAY ask what tho object of your society isin
ave intcnd sir. to prove that the play, "A Tag
Hole in the Ground not written by Charles H.
oyt as generally SUPPOSED, as no S was in
mere newspaper paragrapber ana was haihoo'v III
capable Of such productions" - ..,,
But dear sir who did write ,,tS them m then pbo.-
ophor named Darwin.-tOmaha World.
TA,re |. nothing now under tho sun. In the city
archives u Ntrmbery IL kept velvcipede OF the
year IGaJ. ana IN old book. dated lIo3 enuueo
Historical Accounts OF tho Nurrm berg Mashcmauci
Artists occurs this passage: "Stephen Farners' Oh
Altdorf. went TO work and constructed htue wagon
on three wheels. in which. By means OF an artstcai
arrangement he managed to drive TO church without
any assistance Hence tho tricycle. Is only the re-
vival Of an old invention.
GOOD NIGHT
Sweetheart good night
would that ! might ;,ay snS TN. tn MORN
OF true We born. .
Sweetheart. good night
What Joy were mno II could stay
Until the stars should pale their light
bcfOrp tic d'y. -
Sweetheart. good night
some time win not need to part a,..,
The clock strikes twelve How swift times flight
Adicu. my heart
VOW What i ooys N ny and On hss sSiiso' sos the 10:
With him. by lmgs' ,
Swift through the night
A C cruel SI pa erins with delight
Why so unkindl
a lovers fate, and sho has cause.
A dog returns, two frock coat tails
"''"'A A -(Boston Courier.
Tho train was approaching considerable station
In ono seat young lady sat alone: across the ass
from her sat q woud-be masher. Just before tho
train stopped no and addressing her said. VI
beg pardon. but win tako a seat with you, you
prefer ms a crowd will get in here, and some o0Jec
tonablo person may occupy It," "Thank you. sir
said she. "but can get In Mt this station viii
whom I am less acquainted than with YOU The
would -bo gallant retired discounted to his own side
OF tho car, and tho Young lady continued to occupy
her seat without disturbance
Blind Guides. First Belatod NowYorker-what
'orasr second Boiated Sew-Yoror-Just wait TIL shin
up this post and see fou can make . anytnins n,.
out undor tho glare OF tho electric lfght-tTidBits
A correspondent OF "1he Philadelphia Record tells
how a polite physician says good-aftcrnoon to
M,x,can sonora who thinks sho is Ill enough to have
bis professional advice. Here is tho dialogue
"Madamel (this by the bcdsido) am at your
scrvicep
aMn graclas senor Doctor"
gnfadamei this at the foot OF tho bed know mo
for your most humble servant"
GGood-morning, Sonor Doctor amigo MO-"
"Madame hcre he stops beside o tablet kiss your
feet"
.senor Doctor. kiss your hand"
aMadame this near the door, my poor house and
all in It. my self, though useless. and all have Is
YOURS"
aMn gracias Senior Doctor"
He turns around and opens tho door, again turning
he does 80. saying. "Ados' madame! Your moso
humble servant"
"Ados Doctor. amigo mio'
Ho goes out partly closes the door but reopons
it to put his head and fire parting shot; "Adios,
madamei ut your service"
Tho wine law throws obstacles in the way OF
labelling California wines with French labels. But
to accomplish tho desired object something more must
should be established In Sew-York, where the best
pOSs Of The sT Ss s
would very bring the win es Into general notice
II, as we believe, they would be found superior to
French wines ut anything like the same price they
would take the market and hold it-tSan Francisco
Bulletin
tin" "that the East will this year L. 100000
gallons OF California wne-say 4,0O0,O00 cases. OF
this probably at least onehaf will be sold French
wine. In New-York restau ant, II a consumer asks
for bottle Of California wine no viii be given mis-
erabe article made perhaps from tho Mission grape;
when he rejects this he viii be given instead bottle
labelled st. julien, which was probably made from
California grapes. perhaps grown In the same
vineyard the Mission grapes, but carefully manu-
factured, blended aud npcnei. He will Immediately
descant on tho superiority Of foreign wine, and viii
dwell pityngly on the slow progress which Califor
mia is making in producing really fine wines. When
he Is next advised to try California wine he will
cline with emphasis, remembering hs former expert
cnco."
A little grammar found In an old garrct In Ports
mouth, H., has an Illustration representing diff
ference between the acti " la,se and ncutor verbs.
IL Is picture Of father whipping his boy. The
father is active, tho boy l. assive, and the mother
sitting by herself on u stool looaing on but doing
nothing, Is pculcr-lM asorbury American.
FREE TRADE WITH CANADA.
From The Bosfoa yOurnaL
1t Is easy enough W tnL tno Unitoo states
and Canada maso froe tra.o between themselves
and impose bigh duties upon British merchandise with
out tho intcrs entDn OF BRUSH dipom.cy, but OK
nd tra hat l.r. .ish