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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
Enjoy Life

What truly beautiful world we
live in! Nature gives us grandeur of
mountains, glens and oceans, and
thousands of means of enjoyment.
We can desire no better when IN per-
feet health but how often do the
majority of people feel like giving it
up disheartened, discouraged and
worn out with disease, when there is
no occasion for this feeling, as every
sufferer can easily obtain satisfacto-
ry Iroof, that Green's August Flow
er, will make them free from disease,
as when born Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint are the direct causes of
seventy-five per cent. of such mala-
dies as Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick
Headache, Costiveness, Nervous Pros
tration, Dizziness of the head, Palpi-
tation of the Heart, and other dis
tressing symptoms. Three doses of
August Flower will prove its wonder
full effect. Sample bottles, 10 cents.
Try II. e
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
al street.Car Inoident.

A broker-looking man who was
riding IN a Sixth avenue elevated
train was so annoyed by a pretty ba-
by's crying, narrates the New York
Times, that he pulled out big gold
watch to pacify her. The bright
metal had the desired effect, and
soon he had the infant on his knees.
AT Park place he was obliged to
leave, and taking kiss, started for
the door. Two young ladies, decked
out in the latest spring finery, who
sat opposite, had been interested
spectators. Next to them sat q
grouty, gray-haired gentleman who
was absorbed in his paper. Just as
the broker reached the door one of
the young ladies arose and said to
him: 81 beg your pardon, sir, but
we have just made a little wager
Will you tell us if you are a married
man or q bachelor" The broker
looked at his fair questloner for an
instant, and, raising his shining hat,
said: 81 am a bachelor but not eli
glble." The litter which followed
the answer broke into a loud laugh
when the old grouty gentleman blurt-
ed out: "He is a liarl He has
three children at home and 1 know
Them"
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
Resigned.

A Bates county editor was made
to writhe in keenest humiliation Of
spirit on receipt of the following
scathing criticism of the conduct of
his paper by subscriber: 81 here
by offer my resignation as a sub
seriber to your paper, it being a
pamfIet of such small konsekence as
not to benefit my family by takin' of
it. What you need in your shete is
braynes an some one to russell up
news an rite eidytoryals on live top
icks. No menshun has been made
in your shete of me butcherin' a po-
land chiny pig, weighin' 500 pounds,
or of the gaps in the chickens out
this way. You may stenjusly ignore
the fact that tater bugs is eatin'
things up out here. an say nothin'
about Hi Simpsons durham bull calf
breakin' its leg fallin' down a well,
or of grandpa Henry havin' the sore
legs. Two important weddin's has
been utterly ignored by your col
umn, an two kolem obltchery writ
by me on the deth Of grandpa Hen
ry, was left out of your shete, to say
nothin, of alfabetickal poem be.
ginnin' with "A is for Andy and also
for Ark writ by my darter. This
is why your shete is unpopular here.
If you don't want eddYtoryaIs from
this place and amt goin' to put no
news in your shete we don't want
said shete''
''P. S.-If you print that obitchery
IN your next Ishow may sign again
for your shete."
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
Greatly Excited.

Not few of the citizens of KeyLes-
vile have recently become greatly
excited over the astounding facts,
that several of their friends who had
been pronounced by their physicians
as 1ncurable and beyond all hope
suffering with that dreadful monster
Consumptiou-have been completely
cured by DIR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, the only remedy
that does positively cure all throat
and lung diseases, Coughs, Colds,
Asthma ahd Bronchitis. Trial bot
ties free at w. C. CASTOR & Co..
Drug Store, large bottles 81. 15t4
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
A Lost Reputation,

To the list of things that were lost
in the destruction of the Opera Com
ique at Paris must be added appar-
emily the much vaunted reputation
of the Partisan beaux for gallantrv.
The bodies of eighteen unfortunate
ladies were found together, but,
while they all had escorts when they
entered the building, mo remains
of men were found anywhere near"
1t is the same the world over. how
ever. People pride themselves most
On their weakest points, and strive
to make up in assertion what they
feel that they lack in actual posses
siol. The things we have least of
naturally appear most valuable in
our eyes and We make all the more
fuss, therefore, over the little that
we chance to have.
The gay rootser that crows loud
est runs first at the approach of dam
ger. and the Partisan gommeux are
exceedingly gay roosters if all ac-
counts be true. That they run from
danger, at any rate, is proved by the
conspicuous absence of their remains
in the ill-fated theatre.-CNarieston
NetUs.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
How To Be Happy.

Keep your temper.
Practice strict temperance
Never be in an uniting hurry.
Perseyere against encouragement.
Rise early and be an economist of
time.
Maintain dignity without the ap-
pearance of pride.
Be guarded in discourse, attentive
and slow to speak.
Never acqu;esce IN immoral or
pernicious opinions.
Think nothing in conduct uniin-
portant or indifferent.
Preserve self-possescion and do
not be talked out of conviction.
Manner is something with every
body, and everything with some.
Be punctual and methodical in
business, and never procrastinate.
Be not forward to assign reasons
to those who have no right to ask.
Subscribe for the COURIER and
quit borrowing it from your neigh
bors.
Oftimes the blackness which we
believe We see in others is only our
own shadow.
Live within your income; be ever
saving; avoid as much as possible
either borrowing or lending.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

Now IN these days is the COW
hunter in the land. He goeth forth
in the early morning and halleth the
early riser and sayeth unto him,
"Hast thou seen anything of my
COW? Behold, she tarrieth abroad
the whole night long, And the
early riser llfteth up his voice and
sayeth. "Nay, verify, likewise hath
my COW failed to show up this morn
ing and go to seek her also." Then
they both journey along the road to-
gether until they come to the forks
thereof and one taketh to the right
and the other to the left, each say
ing to the other, IF / fndeth thy
COW ! will proclaim the glad tidings
unto thee with loud voice." And
hearing no tidings of the cows they
return to their usual place of abode
about the fourth hour of the day,
when the wife of each cometh out
and sayeth, "Thou hadst not been
gone two minutes when the COW
cometh home and nearly bawled her
head off, and ye returned not, and
10, have milked and churned."
Then sayeth the cow hunter, s''Tls
we'll, give unto me drink of butter
milk and I 90 fishing."
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

THE farmers of Missouri and of
those portions of the West generally
where rains have fallen in profusion
and the hay crop is abundant, will
do well to save 1t in the best possible
condition, for many sections have
not been so blessed and there is
likely to be demand for all they
can spare. As the best hay is made
only with the greatest care both in
curing and stacking; and the best
only IS worth shipping because it
only will bear the cost incident to
transportation and leave a margin
for profit; the reader will see how
necessary skill and judgment are in
putting it away. Save the hay we'll
then, and if possible grow green
fodder for much of the home stock,
then win you have hay for shipment
and realize a good price.--Rural
World.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
Could Not SPEAK Aloud.

Burks Medtcine Co., Quincy, H.:
When in your store was so hoarse
l could not speak aloud. The first
dose of YouS White Pine helped me,
and by nine O'Clock I was entirely
relieved. Twice since / have lost
my voice, but taking the Pine Bal
sam few times has given relief.
Nothing ever benefited me like this
has.
Mrs. (JUDGE) J. II. WILLIAMS,
14t4 444 N. 6th., Quincy, Ill.
For sale by Martin & Applegate.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
A smallLe

will sink great ship; and what at
first appears to be trifling cough is
apt to culmlnate in consumption if
not properly attended to in time.
For consumption, which is scrofula
Of the lungs, and for all blood and
skin diseases. DR.. Pierce's "Golden
Medical Discovery" has no equal.
By druggists.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
h.L, z raEIuo1aS.

i>a l-Iau,.s realize how thoroughly
;',r are controlled by prejudice Even to
Ia. Il own disadvantage. FOR many years
t:.c treatment Of rheumatism, neuralgia,
sci1iica aud headache has been by some
outward application, a,,d, therefore, with
out Stopping 10 think that The origin of
there troubles Elust from necessity, be in
tcrr:i. the weary s,lilrir.r continues to rub,
RI, and antl no relief AlhIOphorosis is taken
iutt ruaily, s,s,l rs :, proof that this is the
corr ct I'rinrir!e, II cur = surely and
qa;c.,.~. Tia, s.Itcnlid of those who
hnsr ban cHrr,t ongII; To convince the in
cre,lt:l,n:S.
I.;ilyra, Ne|,, Arg 81, 1856.
holirve / haze been greatly benefited
bv Atii.cl,h,.r;.s l keep it in tie house
aiI the time, am! ii feel twinCc tf hcs:-
matt IN take n slfsc. | have not l.:,I to
take any far months, ain: hope | aii per
nianentjy cured have n,i he.iiaicd to
recommend it largely and have Le'l.e'l
otlitrs with it. Et:v. j.. y. I'si;D.
Mrs. Geo. Hoffman, Ccdar Falls, l'.w.:,
SAYS: a. My husband ws cured OF rleunla-
item Ivy the use of A,hl"rhoros., Three bot
ties of that medicine cared him entirely so
that he has MT ha,inn ache onirheuna!ism
since, and that is now over a wear ago. For
twenty years previous there WIS never y
time that he was free from pain. Doctors nor
medicine could drive the disease away.
1t WAS the sci"tic rheumatism ii his right
leg, the doctors said he woGllalways l:aye it
asthey did not think there was any care. IIs
was suffering very much from severe at
tack but the Atillophcros took holl ofths
disease at once, and by the time lie al
used three bottles Le was entirely well and
has been ever since.
Every druggist should keep Athloph oros
and AthIophoros Pills, but where they can
not be !-'ught of the druggist the Aihlo-
phoros Co, liz Wall ST., New York. will
senl either (carriage paid on receipt of
regular price, which is sl.te Ter I1ttle
for AthlOphoros and soc. for Fil:s.
For liver and kidney diseases. dysI CIsin. IN
digestion. wcak;;csS. nervous CO. lily, diseases
of women, constipation, fca'iMclr. impure
blood &c. A thlophoros Iills are uneqnaled- l.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
Buoklen's Arnioa Salve.

The best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum. Fever Sores, letter, Chap
ped Hands, ChilbIains, Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price %
cents per box. For sale by W. c..
CASTOR & Co. 15ly
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
simmone LiVer RegaIater

is what the name indicates "Regu-
lator'' of that most important organ,
the.Liver. Is your liver out of or
ders Then is your. whole system
deranged, the breath offensive, you
have headache, feel languid, dispir-
tied, and nervous, no appetite, sleep
is troubled and unrefreshlng. Sim
mons. Liver Regulator restores the
healthy action of the Liver. See
that you get the Genuine, prepared
by j. IL. Zeilin & Co. I7t4
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

The Panama canal company has
already gained possession OF Cos, ,4Ss
acres of land on the Isthmus, or half
the quantity conditionally granted
by the Columbian government in the
original act Of concession.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
our Progress.

As stages are quickly abandoned
with completion of railroads, so the
huge drastic, cathartic pills, COM
posed of crude and bulky medicines
are quickly abandoned with the IN
PRODUCTION of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Purgative Pellets" which are sugar
coated, and little larger than mustard
seeds, but composed of highly con-
centrated vegetable extracts. By
druggists.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

BETWEEN July /, 1886, and April
1, 1887, the membership of the
Knights of Labor in New York city
and vicinity decreased from 104, ,469
TO 60. 793, the actual falling off be.
ing 2,G76, or trifie over 40 per
cent.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

RoBERr Hicks MENDLAY Of Suffolk,
England, says that the titled aristo-
cracy of that country have already
cast an anchor to the wIndward for
the storms that are to come, and that
even Queen Victoria owns blocks of
houses in New York city.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

A LONG thin youth OF Pittsburg
can initiate steam whistlcperfectIy.
Fne other day the hands IN one OF
the factories quit work at 1850
when they heard him toot. They
thought it was noon.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

THE six largest cities in the world
are: London with population OF
4,764,S12; Paris, 2,269, ,O23; Canton
(Ghina). 1900, 900; New York,
/ ,449, 900; Aitchr (Japan), 1922
05O, Berlin, 1.I22. $50.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

An early friend Of the Hon. Allen
G. Thurman recalls that the Ohio
statesman's father, Pleasant Thur.
man, vas . carpenter Of shiftIess
habits, but of a religious turn OF
mind. Now and then he preached,
and in oId-fashioned Methodist ,.re-
vIvals'' he was q great shouter.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
Wonderful Cures.

W. D. Hoyt & Co., Wholesale and
Retail Druggists of Rome, Ca, say !:
We have been selling DIR. Kings
New Discovery, Electric BItters and
BuckIen's Arnlca Salve for four
years. Have never handled rene
dies that sell as we'll, or give such
universal satisfaction. There have
been some wonderful cures effected
by these medicines in this city. Sew
eral cases of pronounced Consump-
ton have been entirely cured by use
of few bottles of DIR. Kings New
Discovery, taken in connection with
Electric Bitters. We guarantee them
always. Sold by w. G. CASTOR &
Co. 15t4
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

PosslBLY, some White mountain
hotels may post up this sign in the
dining room: ''Do not speak harsh
lY to the walters. They are college
students and familiar with Greek
and Latin"
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

THE LATEST man in the country
has been discovered in Connecticut.
He has 81, 800 deposited IN the saw
ings bank, but prefers to 1--we on cold
victuaIs rather than go to the ex.
ertion of drawing enough of his cap
ital to draw u square meal.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

MRs. ANNIE MAupIN, of Gasconade
county, Missouri, is a well preserved
woman. She is 50 years old, can
walk two miles on a stretch, and
seventy-twa grandchildren rise up
and call her blessed.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
NUMBER II.

Sr. GESEvIEvE is the oldest town
IN Missouri, and just last week woke
up and discovered near by mount.
ain, 200 feet high, of solid red, gray
and rose-colored granite.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

ONCE and once only have we known
a lap dog being an advantage to a
young lady. This little animal had
the peculiarity of always howlIng
dismallY whenever he heard a note
of music. She was net q skilled
musician, and this habit of her dogs
spared her admirers a great deal.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

TIE Plainfcld, N. j., electric light
campany offer to contract with
householders for one incandescent
lamp at So a year !; two So each three,
Sc /; seven at g each and 81 for each
additional lamp.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

ELLuoorr CRY Nd, has 8 confirm
ed smokers who is only years old
and still attended by a nurse. he
smoked cigar recently for an hour
or more and showed no signs OF
sickness. The little fellow has con-
tracted the habit from his older
brother.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

If new broom be immersed IN
boiling water until it is quite cold,
and then thoroughly dried IN the air,
It will be far more pleasant to use
aad last much longer. Frequent
noistening of the broom is conducive
10 its usefulness and also to the car
nets.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

A FASHIONABLE craze for bamboo
furniture is said to be in danger of
running riot at Bar Harbor, where
the cottage not thus furnished is the
odd one. And this recalls Mrs.
Parvenu, who said she had nothing
but "babboon" chairs on her front
piazzaI
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

THE national bureau of statistics
shows that on the 500, 900, 900 which
annually passes into the tllls Of the
retailers of Intoxicating liquors in this
country there is a profit Of 1881 per
cent.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

Mrs. Lucy B. Young, tenth wife
of Brigham Young, recently passed
through San Francisco on her way to
Honolulu, to visit married daugh-
ter. Mrs. Young candidly admitted
that she did not like Mormonism, and
thinks that sooner or later It must be
wiped out.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

JoHS +. WrrHERs, George Bailey
and George Brunson, OF Henderson,
KY, are confident they have discov-
cred perpetual motion. They have
invented an engine winch they say
win run till the machinery wears out,
and clam to have been offered $s,-
O0O, 900 for it.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

SATURDAY is known as ssBeggars'
Day in Mexico. Licensed mendi.
cants swarm in incredible numbers,
gill the streets and make . tour OF
the shops and markets, levying de-
maDds in the utmost confidence.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
:. THERE is a farmer named

:. THERE is a farmer named Bill Ilv-
ing near Saybrook, Conn. This of
itself is not a remarkable circum-
stance, but the fact that his full bap-
tismal name IS Kansas Nebraska Bill
is worthy of notice. He is called
Nebby for short.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

A YOUNG man IN Hamilton, O.,
shot himself Wednesday because his
sweetheart would not give him a
kiss. The only way to get kiss in
this country is to take it, All lovers
know that.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

THE monument to General Grant,
at Mansfield, Vt, consisting of apile
of stones, to which every visitor Is
requested to add one, is growing
large and tall.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
Health Marks.

A bright eye, clear skin, glowing
feature, animated expression, and
quick, firm step. These are all Sc
cured by using DR.. Harter's Iron
Tonic. For sale by w. C. CASTOR &
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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

The executive order for the re-
turn of the captured battle flags
to the several states "lately in
rebellion" is arousing a great deal
of feeling and criticism among the
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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23

Shot Through the Throat by Burks
White Pine Balsam and killed a Sc
we're cold in three days. If you
don't believe it just trv it. Price
SOC. at Martin 6 Applegate's. l4t2
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1887-06-23
IT takes five days to get out / ,o0t

IT takes live days to get out 1000
copies of Chinese journal, and then
nobody but walI-eyed Chinaman
can read it. A piece of news a year
old is as good to him as something
that happened yesterday, as he aims
to be eighteen months behind the
rest Of the world.