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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

You can go on four days trip in
search ofs suitable place in which
to celebrate the GLORIOUS Fourth"
this year, rs the General Passenger
Agent Of the Chesapeake and Ohio
Route has issued instructions to all
agents TO sell Excursion Tickets to
all {. * o. Stations July and, ard
and 9TH, good to return until July
9Th, ut one fare for the round trip.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

No newspaper, unless it retains a
reporter for no other purpose,
can presume To make note of all the
new dwellings being constructed in
Huntington this season. Houses are
springing up almost as il by magic
in all quarters of the city, aud i,
seems apparent now that more
building will be done this year than
ever before in one year.-Commer-
cidI.
We are glad to note the boom at
Huntingdon. Indeed il seems that
almost all the towns in Southern
West Virginia, along the Ohio river,
are rapidly growing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

A very old man, ragged and dirty,
passed through town last Friday
on his way TO his relatives in Ken
tecky. He said his name was
Watkins and that he had walked all
the way from Richmond. Va,
having been about two months on
the road.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23
At r. ID. Bush ~ Co.'s Billiard
and Pool Parlor.

The parlor is still popular resort
for the young men, some of whom
are becoming quite expert players.
Charley Spurlock will tackle the
best players.
Charley Tingler sends the balls
to the pockets" in haste.
Elias Stock handles "cue" well.
Squire Smith can only play one
person in town. We will not tell
his ma he.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Quite a number of indictments
were found by the recent Grand
Jury of this county against persons
at Wayne c. III. for card playing.
It's an indictablc offensc for par
ties to play in even for fun
or pastime, in any store, Office
or place of business. Card players,
remember this.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Those who are posted as regards
the best and cheapest place to buy
furniture and undertaking goods al
ways visit the establishment of w.
III. II. Holswade, sd Ave, Hun
tington, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23
Proceedings Of the Sabbath
School Institute.

June 10Th, 81.
The Institute met at 4 p. NJ. and
was called to order by the Chair.
man. Services were opened by
singing and prayer. Minutes of the
last meeting were read and ap-
proved. a. Brown, III. Fuller, VIM.
Shannon and Il. Akers discussed the
subject assigned for to-day. Sub
ject for next meeting: "What is
the general duty Of the officers and
teachers of the Sabbath SCHOOL,
Assigned to ]. II. Millender, G. Cole
and JAS. Rice. On motion adjourned
to meet July grid, at Ann.
q. FIsCHBAcH, SecretdTu.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

A new sidewalk-leading to the
Cong1 church--is being built on
the south side Of Mrs. NJ. Spurlock' S
residence. DIR. Wharton is the ar.
chitect and builder.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Quarterly meeting will be held at
the NJ. Z. church next Saturday
and Sunday. Preaching Saturday
night and the regular quarterly
services on Sunday.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

New awnings have been placed
over the west windows of the
Grothe & Millender millinery rooms.
The suns bright rays were too
warm for the ladies.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Misses Zula DeVore. Jessie A.
kibbe and Lulu ID. Hupp succeeded
well with the schools during the
session just closed.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

The case Of Ceredo as. the G. &
.. R'y CO., to compel the Co. to
build depot mt this place. will be
decided by the court in vacation.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Mr.. X. r. Browns mule, which
he thought had been stolen, was
returned to him, Tuesday. The
animal had gone back to Mr.. Oscar
irraley's, on Buffalo creek. Mr..
Srown bought the mule Of Mr.. Fra
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Ayers ssrsaparilia operates radically upon
the blood, thoroughly cleansing aud In vIgora-
ting IL. As safe and absolute cure for the
various disorders caused by constitutional
faint or Infection. this remedy has no equal.
Take IL this month.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

We acknowledge the receipt Of
an invitation to the grand opening
ball at Blue Sulphur Springs hotel,
which was given by the new man
segment, yesterday "wednesday
evening.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Comprehensive Commentary of
the Holy Bible, FIVE volumes, for
sale mt less than one-half price.
Entirely new. Call ut this office.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

We would like to have n CORE.
spondent Mt every postoffice in
Wayne county. Send us the news.
The ADVANCE will be sent free to
all correspondents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Avoid the use ofoaiosuaei for bilious com
plants. Ayers Cathartic Pills, entirely
vegetable. have been tested forty years, and
are acknowledge Go be the best remedy for
torpidity of the diver, eostivcness. and indi-
gcstion.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Our job press has been kept in
motion for the past few days. We
gel work from nearly all the adj
joining towns. The people are be-
ginning to find out where to get
good work. Our prices are the
lowest.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Ferguson & Kelley's Postoffice
barbershop is an excellent place to
get 4 good shave, hair cut or sham
poo. Fred. Holmes is splendid
workman.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

There is preaching in the NJ. f.
church three Sunday mornings out
of every month and every Sunday
evening.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

w. S. Napier & Co. always keep
up with the times and are constant
ly receiving new goods. Read adj.
elsewhere.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Go to Frampton & Douthi,. Hunt
ington, for Heavy Harness, and
Harness OF all kinds.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Mr.. G. X. Gum is building a
new sidewalk in front OF his resi-
dcnce on East rst Street.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Mr.. John w. Hughes and others
have built a new sidewalk on the
west side of East I'd Street.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

French's New Sensation show is
up the Kanawha river, and will
probably be down this way before
long.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Do not pay $4s. for a sewing
machine; but come to this office
and get a first class machine for g. :.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

1t has been decided to go to Ash
land by train, Friday morning. Be
at the depot by Gas.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

In IS hours after "Dr. Sellers vermifuge"
was given. six hundred worms were expelled
from q child six years old.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

For Fine Artistic Photographs
that last always GO to Kirk, Hun
tington, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Mr.. M. Ferguson, the stylish
a'lor of Huntington, now occupies
looms on the second floor, lust
aoove the Bank Of Huntington. He
mas secured the services Of one Of
NE best cutters in the United States
VINO came from Philadelphia.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Apples are not numerous in this
region this season.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

The fence that surrounds the
dwelling of Mrs. Spurlock has been
re painted.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

A friend of ours was eur.d of fever and
nEue by "Dr. Sellers Liver Pills" Now he
recommends them 10 all he knows. Sold by
all druggista
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Huntington has military com.
pany.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

For all kinds of furniture go to
w. II. IL. Holswade's, Huntington,
w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

There is plenty of "gas" in this
community without one having to
bore for il.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

The boys all carry canes now
They ringed 'em and won 'em.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

The Ceredo brass band expects
70 attend the Masonic celebration at
ashland tomorrow friday and
, ,Siurn in the evening and go to
wayne {. II where the boys have
C Seen engaged to play for Prof. Nc
lures entertainment.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Hurrah for the glorious ath of
July!
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

The Huntington Commercial
CyS' The numerous friends Of
S 20. Dickson, Of Wayne county, are
duetly urging his pretensions for
we Oubernatorial office, and we
presume he will receive the unani.
nous vote Of his District"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Go to Frampton e. Douthit,
Huntington, w. Va, for Kentucky
Spring Saddles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

=. ~ was our pleasure to be present
IN. ,1e entertainment given by the
Ttuettsburg public schools at the
.'rse Opera House last Friday
IL.vening. The house was immense.
= crowded and the weather in.
,enssely warm which rendered the
inSe,lOrmanees less enjoyable than
icy otherwise would have been.
in'o,wever, the program was a very
,n",,'eIest'ng one and the large crowd
s,Ss seemed TO admire and enjoy
lIs'n performer and every act Prof.
'y >. Latham, assisted by
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23
UnequaIed.

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Bowels, the value OF Ayers Cathartic
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For keeping the stomach, Bowels,
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About five yeArs since, my son became
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Huntington proposes TO celebrate
the 4th of July in fine style.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

Remember the Teschers' Insti-
tute ut Cassville the 9th.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23

a fine rain, Tuesday evening.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1887-06-23
MILLINERY!

We have just received our Summer
stock OF Millinery goods, consist
ing Of Hats, trimmed and untrim-
med, Vclvets, plain and fancy Sat
ms, tips, feathers and plushes; inI
short We have everything TO be
found IN first class millinery es-
Enlistment at very reasonable pri.I
ces. Hats from g cts. up. Call and
Examine our goods.
Mrs. Lizzie GrOthe,
Miss Ida Millcndcr.
MiLJendcr Block, CerodO, " Va
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04
LOCAL NOTICES.

Rory O'Moore at the Grand June IL.
Rory O'Moore will close the season at
the Grand June IL.
Carpets, furniture and stoves sold on
time. Smiths Installment House, Ill
Nicollet avenue.
Hammocks, window shades and pic
ture frames. Prices way down at Pott-
ner & Plachy's, 1915 Franklin avenue.
The Elliott House, 11S and 12O South
Third street, corner Chestnut, Still.
water, Mimi, is one of the best $1.5O
per day hotels in the state. ''Jim''
Elliot, it's manager, has always an eye
to the interests of his patrons.
Jimmy Doherty of Cambridge and
Jack Ashton are to fight eight rounds
with gloves for a purse of $500 IN the
vicinity of Boston shortly. Both men
are in training, Ashton at Providence.
his home. He is we'll thought of by
Providence sports, aid will be backed
by them against any heavy weight, bar
Sullivan, for So, 500 side. Ashton ex-
presses an anxiety for try at Jake Kill
ain. In his last fight with Kilrain he
was knocked out.
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04
A: Draw.

In the last days of March two mind
mill agents called on Wayne county
farmer at the same time, and under the
circumstances each felt itincumbent on
him to do his level best to make sale.
One talked, and then the other talked,
and then bath talked at once, and both
talked 80 well that the farmer could not
make up his mind which mill to take.
He finally said:
Gentlemen, see only one way to
do. You are both about of size, and
you eau come out to the barn, peel off
your coats and get at it. The one who
licks makes a SALE"
The agents agreed, and in few min
utes were hard at it. They upset the
tanning mill, smashed in the grainerv,
door, broke the hinge spring Of the
family carriage and frightened a young
calf into fits as they threshed around,
and as the afternoon waned and the
sun began to go down without either
man giving in, the farmer. who was
roosting on the hay-mow for safety,
called down:
sGentlemen, the referee decides this
fight draw, and you kin wash off the
blood and take my order fur both wind
mills. '-DetrOit Free Press.
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04
MAKE HER PILLOW SOFT.
BY MRS. n. L. RAYNE.

..Sir! are you the undertaken
That buries the pauper dead?
Teen you are to fetch my May
For that's what the doctor said.
You see, / am poor an fen'less,
An lame from cruel fall
An the sickness an the medicine
Has taken our money all.
..Ugh-ugh-excuse this hacking,
1t makes me slow to speak.
lam troubled with cough, sir,
An both my eyes are weak;
It's sittin' up all night, sir,
AWatchin' at deaths door
Yes. yes! know I'm tedious,
It's tedious to be poor.
..What do want? Just wait, sir,
I'm comm to that same.
What did my Mary die Of?
Hunge and cold. Her name Pr
I've told her name-my Mary
I'll set it down for you;
She died last night in my arms.
We were alone-we two.
''An' want to ask favor;
When you make my Mary's bed
Please-make-her--p illow-soft, sir,
Soft, for her achin' head.
know it's done with the achin'
An all that hurried it oft,
But twill Comfort me bit, Sir,
lf-you-make-her- pilloW-soft.
The undertaken heard him
And silent turned away:
But he made poor Mary's pillow
With tender hands that day.
And often something ch0ked him
AS of rising tears-and oft
He heard through the tap of the hammer
'.Please-make-her- pillow-soft.
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04

Three-chair barber outfit. Reason
able terms. Address, P. NJ. Somers,
Prescott, Wis,
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04
Picnic July 4, Picnic
For Sale at q Bargain

Don't forget the Crusaders picnic
July 4.
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04

D lnlon 81 A1N0kaIk1s g
the Coastguard station in Whitehouse
Roads as dusk was setting in. At S
O'Clock next morning (March 10y we
weighed anchor with fair wind and
stood down the Tough, but had only
got as far as the Copeland Islands when
the standard Of the wheel broke, and
the vessels head came round and faced
up the Tough again. This caused con-
siderable delay, as tackles had to be
rugged as temporary steering gear.
THE PARTING.
We again got her before the wind, a
good strong breeze, SIS. E., blowing at
the time, and shaped her course for IT.
vine, which, however, we were unable
to reach, for as we stood more easterly
the wind headed US again, and 1 decid-
ed to make Ardrossan, which we
reached about 8 o'clock p. m. and ran
the vessel hard and fast on the ground
in the old harbor. Watching an oppor-
tunlty 1 launched my small boat, got
my three passengers and self into her,
and sculled them to the beach opposite
the Eglinton Hotel, which was the
deepest water, but as the boat was still
some distance from the beach had to
jump into the water knee-deep and
carry them one by one on shore, where
our leave-taking was very short merely
a fervent shaking of the hand on my
part, wish for their departure from
the kingdom; and, on theirs, a profound
expression of gratitude, and that was
the last I ever saw of the gallant old
chief and his intrepid companions, one
of whom was a dear personal friend of
my own.
DEAR OLD IRELAND.
I cannot conclude this simple account
of the escape of James Stephens from
Dublin without recording the fact that l
was often amused by the philosophical
wiseacres who are always ready to
heavily discount the actions Of all those
who honestly strive according to their
lights to regenerate their prosecuted
and oppressed native land. How often
have listened to those who, judging
others by themselves. declare that there
was no wonder at all about the vanish
ing of Stephens; he was safely lodged
in some snug retreat provided for trail
tors by the English government. And
often, too, my heart was gladdened by
some stalward young Irishman who in
dignantly denied such ISLANDERS, al
though he knew nothing of the manner
of the departure of the head centre.
How often, in the intervening years be-
tween 1866 and 1887, have 1 thought
upon poor Stephens in his humble gar
ret-an exile, broken in fortune, broken
in health, and, I was going to add bro
ken in hope. But the native generosity
of his countrymen has come to his res
cue, and I am glad to know that his de-
cling years will not be made bitter by
anxiety as to his daily wants-the call
made to his countrymen being respond
ed to in the manner in which calls are
always responded to in dear old Ire
and.-United Ireland.
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04
CHURCH AND SOCIETY DIRECTORY
ST. PAUL.
CHURCHES.

CHURCHES.
Cathedral-Sixth and St, Peter streets; Rev.
John Stanley, pastor.
Assumption-Ninth and Franklin streets,
Rev. v. stimmler, o. s. B., pastor.
st. Mary's-Ninth and Locust streets, Rev. L.
Caillet, pastor.
st. Louis-Wabasha and Exchange streets,
Rev. c. GEMS, pastor.
St. Stanislaus-Western avenue and Superior
treet, Rev. John Rynda, pastor.
St. Joseph's-Carrol street and Virginia
avenue. Rev. James L. Keane, paster.
st. Michaers-West St. Paul, Rev. p. Gal.
lagher, pastor.
st. Adalbert's -Charles street, Rev. d. Ma
jer, pastor.
Sacred Heart-Dawson and Arcade streets.
Dayton's Bluff. Rev. Chas. Koeberl. pastor.
st. Francis de Sales-West Seventh and
James streets. Rev. J. N. Stariha, pastor.
st. Patrick Mississippi and Case streets.
Rev. d. Reilly, pastor.
SOCIETIES.
Catholic Observation-Disclosures first Wednesday
in each month in Crusaders hall.
Plus the Ninth Observation-Disclosures first Thurs
day in each month, in Crusaders hall.
st. Clements Observation-Disclosures every Sec
change street. near st. Peter.
st. Peters Observation-Disclosures first Monday
in each month; Exchange street, corner Ninth.
German Catholic Aid ciation-Assump-
ton hail, Exchange, near Ninth.
st. Joseph's German Catholic Orphans go
ciety-Meets first Tuesday of each month, cor
ner Exchange and Ninth.
St. Vincent de Paul societies, connected with
the Cathedral. st. Mary's, st. Michaers, st.
Josephs, ST. Louis. meet every Sunday.
Society of L'Union Franchise Benevolent
Meets first and third Mondays of each month,
in basement of st. Louis church.
League of the Cross-Meets every Monday
evening in st. Michael's hall, in West st. Paul.
st. Patrick's-Meets every Sunday at $3.50
q. M, in school house adjoining st. Patrick's
church, on Mississippi street.
TOTAL ABSTINENCE SOCIETIES.
Crusaders-Meet every Sunday at 8 p. M, in
Crusaders hall, on Wabasha street.
Father Mathew-Meets every Sunday at
40 p. m. in basement of Cathedral.
st. Joseph T. A. society-Meets every Sunday
at 8 p. M. in basement of st. Joseph's church.
Cathedral Cadets-Meet every second Sunday
at 2 p. M in Crusaders hall.
WestSt. Paul Cadets-Meet every Monday at
1880 D. NJ, in st. Michael's hall.
Home of the Good Shepherd-Minnehaha,
near Victoria street.
st. Joseph Orphan Asylum Germane199
West Ninth street.
st. Joseph's Hospital-Exchange, between
St. Peter and Ninth.
St. Mary's Home--571 Westminster.
Young Girls Honest. Peter street, near
Igletart.
Ancient Order of Hibernians, Division No. l.
Meets second and fourth Mondays Of every
month.
Division No. 2Meets second and fourth
Wednesdays of every month.
Division No. g. Meets second and fourth
Tuesdays Of every month.
No: 4-Meets I'd and 4th Thursdays of every
month.
st. Aloysius Young Mems society (Germane
Meets third Sunday in each month in Assump'
ton hall, on Exchange street.
Young Mems Catholic Union - Meets az
Knaufts hall on Seventh street.
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04
sThe Art Preservat.v.

~I0o Art 1reServat&Vos"
'Conundrum! Guess it il you can,
And tell me, John, the answer,
Wherein clumsy printer man
Is like an honest danccr?"
have it, Janet" "You haven't though
I'd make dozen be:s.''
One OF them sets the forms, You know,
The other forms tho SETS"
Sharp answer, dear, but not the one
Wrought by my mental capc--
One of them pays the pipes, John,
The other pies the papcr.''
Printers CsrcssA
Advice to Young Ladies.
Be gentle, wolnanly and true,
Learn how to cook, to scrub to br Il
To sew, to darn, to patch, to mend
And to all household duties tend.
Don't gossip of your neighoors' sins
But learn to sconr and polish tins;
Never powder, bleach or paiit,
But keep your name without faint
With all these virtues at command,
OF marriage you'll a Scod c1zl:ce stand
Then, when man asks ycu to spice,
Say "Yes!" He may not ask you twice.
-Orctard and Garden.
AQaeer 1aory.
he.
"Nerry little maiden.
Laughing all the day,
Why is all your life so sunny?
Many u miscr all his money
Gladly to the sssge would pay
Who conld make his heart so gar
Merry little maiden,
Laughing all the day.
SIZE.
"What funny question:
As il could tell!
Glad and joyous am ever.
Just because till now ce7er
Thought about the matter. Wear
Would you break the magic spellt
What funny question:
Asn co1ld tell"
-Rost0a Journal AZ Mveo6l1A
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04

covered by shy man, who made her a
rather original proposal. He bought q
wedding ring, and sent it to the lady, in
closing sheet of note paper with the
brief question, tsDoes it ftp By re-
turn of post, he receives for answer,
Beautifully
A Burlington woman hailed a half
frozen tramp one winter morning after a
heavy fall of snow. "Say, come around
to the back door and I'll give you some
thing" When the tramp put in an ap-
pearance, she exclaimed: s'There,
you've done good job for me. You've
broke path to the clothes line, aud
here's temperance tract for you.'
German countess: Baron, will you
give me a photograph of yourself?'
Baron: Certainly, madam; you tlatter
me by asking for it." Countess, after
the baron's departure, to her waiting
maid: "Here, Claire, put this picture
IN your album, where you can study the
features closely, Whenever the original
of it calls, tell him / am out.''
s.Any bear about this neighborhood?"
he inquired as he got off the train and
leaned an $500 breech loader carelessly
in the hollow of his arm. 1.-The woods
is full of 'em,'' said a citizen, zone of
'em bit my brothers. leg off yesterday.
Are ye loaded for bar, mister?'' .'No,
SIR" replied the young man, hastily
boarding the train: 'I'm only loaded
for rabbits.''
The Irish standard., 1887-06-04
A BREAK DOWN.

o'clock pm, on the 18th of March,
we were again obliged to helm up and
run for the Tough through the narrow
Sound of Donaghadee into the Tough,
wi ere let 60 my anchor right opposite