Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-08-17
MELANGE.

has ever seen = full house on nothing pu'
|pLirs-LYr,N Citizen.
The Syracuse H.roH very appropriately
puts the weather indications al the hcdu
OF It's humorous clippings.
Oh. dear. We knew it would come. The
poets have begun To "lmmorta'lle the
Volunteer. -rbHti. pt" tnG.
J. g.. Whittjer's runaway stepdNughtcr
has zone south. Perhaps she is looking
for Barbara Trietcbie. -C tioago H"o0ta.
L Il stated by a Davenport paper that
there Is more time spent in reading novels
in Iowa than there Is in raising corn.
The country is so full of pretty city
girls lust now that farmers sons have no
inclination to leave the tarm.-Ph"'a't-
yLw CN.
The first Joke on Katkoa-s death has
come to hand and it is vile. the Lowell
Courier a Kat koff finally proved Ia
tai" Next.
The ballet girls have brought sagaiuSt
/ the American Opera Company, Certainly
the ballet gIrls ought to have suits
LDtrcH lOuri,r.
A rather odd complaint against some o!
! the sumner resorts Is that they are too
much infested with human beings PHI
GirIDiir GsN.
Fourteen years ago . Milford, Del, wo-
man ran u needle into her foot. The Other
dIy, strange 20 say, il came "ntju>t where
il went m.-PtHuinD55 Cti.
Every man at somc period Of his life Is
an c~grrg;uUs fool, hut by a wise dISuersI
ton OF Providence no man krowS exactly
when ,he tame E.-JasrtioH Gin .I,'0,|
q pp,r.
A noted doctor says that onions are 'hr
best urryiue known. II int Ii" man
who eats tine onions that exhibits nerve, as
the man who h"b.nobs with hIm.-IbJt-
j.i,hiI 'aN,
The poets say that love makes 2 coward
o.. q man. but our freud Pompano declares
that the poets 20, greatly m error, " Is
marriage that does tine business -tht'
tI.har 'a3
4 new member o. Congress Describes
hisusclf lu the official directory Of the
House ru this way. II ana ~i> feet tail,
wci,h 2lu ptunG,. have SOFT auburn halr
aud lurg. blue ryr-. The darling
DO vou keep bees, asked the Summer
hutrlcr eft the hor~vk"rUer. 'l do so love
. the little things.
"Nu. We don't keep hrrS. Guess you
must have heard pm %trgling ms tH'"at 90
the voOGshcd. -EtE,t..
Professor Tyudal goes tor GIad,to"e
ag.ru. red eyed. TIE Professor Is author
of Heat 4 Mode of Notion He should
remember, however, that heat Is not a
mod. OF politics, aud send his vollIr To the
refrigerator.
Ahym, Eoodirr NcirarigIc was proSccu-
ted jy "a prmo,rltic District Attorney and
convicted before Il Democratic judge. But
me- WAS escorted to his bath by - Republic
can sheriff. Perhaps This shows that I,e-
publicaus are friends OF personal ~rleanll-
ness.
Mr.. Blaine refused To 20 To Spjthead to
see the review OF the British nav. lie
had frequently denied that Eugiuud had
any ulyy "a speak of rompUIed 10 the one
Robson built aud the government sold tor
Iuuk. and he did not propose 20 be dlSeu-
,utUtyd.
Il takes the foundation OF a hig hotel, q
eur lOai OF stakes 10 mark lots with, %
street railroad franchise. q TUNE and irri-
cation company ond IN auction sale ui
lots q, make town in Snutheru California
A piece OF land is also needed >u F"u-
r.o ttrDs04r.
Some gentlemen in Indianapolis tor
myuted an election tally sheet with arlds
IN incident az the chemical experiment
was making SOME candidates seem 90 have
been elected when they were beaten.
These amateur chemists have therefore
been sent 90 jail. In this way does ludt-
aus discourage scientific investigation.
French Woman at Long Branch Oh,
We ha. sooch a tue time bathing in de
ocean. M'sieur Brown, he gil me-v"t
YOU call 'cu-I gO>.ju-
American Wom1n-A goslirg, Why, q
go~llug Is "a little du"H.
Frcach Woman; is vat he gil NE
% lerdie du,k-IUi Ed.
Although Louis Boydeu was totally
blind lpr eighteen years before his death
n -. ''his SENSE o. touch, SAYS the
Worcester Spg. was developed 10 Il truly
wonderful degree. 1t is said he could tell
the denomination oil a Hill by feeling, and
. that Ee planted, weedcd aud cared Tor III
large garden entirely by himself, and was
never known to pun up a young plant for
a weed.