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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

MEDICAL
A TRLOPHOROS FOR RhEUMATISM.
A New Lease Of Life.

when one has been suffering the agonies OF
severe attack Of rheu umstism. neuralgia or sol
auca, and relief comes. II seems as II . new lease
oflife had been granted. Such have been the
feelings Of thousands who. after trying rhysi'
clans and n mberless rom edies, have used Ath.
iophoros and found to their great Joy that this
medicine really did cure these diseases.
ST. Fulton st.. BROOKLYN, NY.
After suffering for nearly two years with
continuous attack OF rheumatism after trying
almost every specific, domestic and foreign.
which the credulity Of wise nan. or a fool.
might lead one to trust in. II was double pea. .
ure to me to ma q remedy which, originating
In the famous "City OF Elms 1.-THE home Of my
ancestors and its II rst ioundep-has proved so
Invaluable blessing. 1t Is nearly six months
since was led to trace out the Significance OF
that word Athlophoros 1t has proved to me. In
good degree. u renewer OF my former vigor
aud strength. so that l have been enabled to
move about with almost youthful activity. and
to feel. white approaching my three score
years and ten." that have a new hold on LIE.
l believe your philosophy Of the disease to be
Drrect, that II has Its origin In the blood, and
that your remedy touches those joints ana mus
cles, loosening the nodes. which have been
brought into subsection to this dreadful disease
and sets them free no other remedy that
have tried. l have been cautious for SO long a
time In recommending It to Others till hat
tried Its efficacy In my own case ana am nov
| free to state the estimate put upon II, as the
| safest and most efficient cure have any knowl
| edge OF.
Every druggist should keep Athlophoros ant
| Athophoros fils. but where they cannot b
bought OF the druggist the Athlophoros Co.. No
liz W all street. New York. will send either tear
r.age paid) on receipt Of regular price. whicl
10 Loo per bottle for Athlophorus and 60c. 10
Pulls.
For liver and kidney diseases, dyspepsia. In
| digestion, weakness, nervous debility, disease
| of women, constipation, headache. impur
| blood. &C, Athiophoros Pulls are uneQuAed.
| may ayl6.lwdSuMwri
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

You are feeling depressed, your appetite is
poor. you are bothered with Headache, you are
hdgety, nervous. ana generally out OF sorts, and
want to brace up. Brace up, but not with stimu.
lants. spring medicines, or bitters, which have
which stimulate you tor au hour, and then leave
you in worse condition than before. What you
want is an alternative that will purify your blood,
start healthy action of Liver and Kidneys, re-
store your vitality, and give renewed health and
strength. Such u medicine you will nnd in Elec.
tric Bitters, and only 50 cents a bottle at II. B.
Cochran's Drug Store. lS7 and l9 North Queen
street. Lancaster. Pa (N
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

-
A aevanlsg ah1aAn ~ nAds In Ne
noehvil1s, Ne, esustesoa - wednesday
Vhea Jshn van1ebuRg was hot 70 death
IN his peslimiaaxy examination on Ne
charge Of assaulting Jennie Andsrsoa. The
latter he'd ct Hrst In her excitement henti.
ned vsndsrburg - her assailant, but sub
sequently declared she was not certain OF
The fact. The man was shot dead In the
courtroom Immediately after the alleged
Identification, and the two Who were re.
sponsible for his death have been indicted
for murder.
But this cannot restore to life the muir
dered man. 1t was an appalling mistake,
due to womanS hysterical act working
upon mans excitable temperament. In
| this instance the truth comes to light thai
an innocent man has been slain. But ir
| how many cases do the innocent fall b!
lynch law, with none to do justice to theil
memories.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

CANON FLEMING, OF England, admits that
he appropriated part Of . sermon by Tai.
mage In the canon's volume OF sermons,
but says that he did 20 insd dvsrtsntly. To
steal Tslmsge's sermons cannot be called
literary theft, for they have no value
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27
BuckIsn's Arnica salve.

Tho Best Salyo in the world for Cuts, B-uises
Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
ChApped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
Brupt.Ons, and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. 1t Is guaranteed tn give perfect salts.
faction, or money refunded. Price Is cents per
boz. FOR sale by II. u. Cochran. Druggist, IN
ana IL North 0neeu street. Lancaster. pa
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

SOME students Of Dickinson college, Car
lisle, have been guilty Of . miserable act OF
vandalism. They deliberately cut down
tree planted as class memorial BY the class
of 1873, because they wanted more space for
ball playing.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27
A Sad MisfOrtuno,

Is to raise q nice family of boys ana girls
and then have them carried into an early grave
by that terrible disease Consumption. Heed
the warning and check II in its hrst stages by
the prompt use of kemp's Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs, warranted to cure and relieve all
cases. Price Soc. and 81. For sale by II. y
Cochran. druggist, No. lS7 North Queen strpet
Trial stse free. t9
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

Many people are astonished when they dis
cover the wide circulation of Thomas Ectectric
OIL. There Is hard a drua house in the country
that do not have this remedy upon It's shelves.
The public have found IL Is n good thing and
stick to IL. For sale by IL. b. Cochran, druggist,
1877 and l39 North Queen street, Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27
APBOlAL NOTICES.


The greatest discovery of the nineteenth cen.
tury Is DIR. Leslie's Special Prescription for sick
headache, which is the discovery of an eminent
day without a rival. Read advertisement In
another column,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

THE Nec Era clam ,red Tor the election
ofa Republican governor and Republican
legislature. Now 1t makes this mournful
commentary on tie fruition of ia wish :
"Psrhapsa million dollars were uselessly
and Improperly given away"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

IL about $1,000 and We would say at least one.
half are troubled with some affection of the
Throat and Lungs, as those complaints are ac-
cOrdtng to statistics more numerous than
others. We would advise all not to neglect the
opportunity to call on us and get bottle Of
60 cents and 81. Trial size free. Respectfully,
II. b. Cochran. druggist, l37 North Queen street
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

THEODORE HAHR II . scoundrel whose
talents would have won him high place in
any honest occupation. He has been arrested
In New York after having stolen $40, 900
worth Of diamonds Having some owledge
Of the jewelry business, he found 1t an easy
matter to secure the diamonds from their
owners rooms, remove them from their set.
tings, substitute bogus stones for which he
had paid 81 each, and restore the altered orna.
mentA
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

THE Altoona Tribune hes . new and hand.
some dress and hes enlarged its size. II 10
one Of the most forcible Temperance Journals
In the state.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

UNDER the new municipal Law, Williams.
port IL placed In the sixth class, the census
Of lss0 giving that city under 10000 populs-
ton. 1t has more than 10000 now and II
naturally impatient Tor the next decennial
Censua
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

sneezing. snuffi ng ana coughing! This is the
music all over the land Just now. I've got
such an awful cold In my head" Cure 1t with
kly's Cream Balm or 1t may end In the on & he st
form OF Catarrh. Maybe you have craIrh nov.
Nothing Is more nauseons ana dreadful. This
remedy masters 1t as no other ever did. Not q
snun nor liquid. Pleasant. certain. radical.
my2t2wdeodGw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

sLEEPLEss NIGHTS, made miserable by that
terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure IS the remedy for
you. Sold by II. h. Cochran. druggist, Nos l57
ana l39 North Queen ST., Lancaster. Pa tg
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27
DO NOT DISTRESS YOURSELF.

BRANpRrErR's PILLS cure erup,ions. tetter. salt
rheum. blotches spots. pi nples. postules. bolts,
carbuncles, ring.worms, scald head, sore eyes,
ea ysipelAs, Itch. scurs. .discolorations There Is
nothing more disgusting tn IN . face and neck
all broken out with pimples and black. heads.
Make the blood pure and al such eruptions dis.
appear. Gne or two of BRANpRErH PILLS taken
every night for month never fail.
1t IL said that a eat many Englishmen are
visiting this country this season. lasked JIM 9
what they came for. lie said he supposed to
marry soit-pated, millionaire women. TO talk
the fellows out OF their money. who want to be
| fooled, and 10 lay In supply OF d.. Bulls
Cough syrup"
"The greatest cure on earth for pain,
Salvation Oil take up the si ain.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

VAINLY do welisten for the voice Of Lewis
s. Hartman denounclng the Sixth ward elec.
tion irauda
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

The York high school hes just graduated
twenty-one pupils, the largest on record
there. Lancaster high school can turn out
half again % many without trying.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

"LEr justice be done. though the heavens
fall"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27

We will wager big red apple that Jscot
8. Smith will be the next prison Keeper.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27
THE FIRST WARD.

sHILOH'S COUGH ana Consumption Cure
10 sold by US on u guarantee. 1t cures Con.
sumption. sOld by II. Cochran, druggist
Nos. lS and l.9 North Queen ST.. Lancaster,
Pa (3
THAT HACKING COUGH can DO quickly
BY II. u; Cochran druggist, Nos. l37 ana l39 North
Queen st.. Lancaster, Pa. u)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-05-27
HuMpHREYs.
HoMEorArHlo
SpEo1rIcs'

DR. HUMPHREYS
Book OF All diseases, Cloth and Cold Binding.
la Pages, with Steel Engraving,
MAILED fREE.
List Of Priacipal Nos. Cures. Price.
l. FgvsRs, Con gest,on. In fismmatio .........2S
. WORMS, Worm Fever. Worm Collie ...........S
8 CRYING CoLlc. or Teething Of lnfants.......A
l. DIARRHHA, of Children or Adults. 81
5. DYsxSrBRy. Gripping, Bilious Colic........S
6. CHoLsRA McRBUs, Vomiting. g................x
I. CorGHs, Colds. bronchitis .............2e
s. NGuRALsIA, Toothache. Faceache. 3
9. HEADACHES, Sick Headache. Vertigo. .........23
10. DYsPRrsIA, Bilious stomach. .............3
IL. SUPPRESSED or PAINFUL PERIODS. ............ %
IL WHlrRs too rrofuse Periods. ................H
l3 CRouP, Cough, Difficult Breathing ..........2S
IA SALT kHsuN. Erysipelas. Eruptions. ........e
Is. RHRuNArIsN, Rheumatic Pains. -
is. fEvHR AND AsuI, Chills, AAlarta...... .....aO
II. PILKs. Blind or Bleeding. ng..................5O so
49, CArARRH, Inn uen "a, cold in the Head 30
20. WHooPINe CorsH. Violent coughs. ......... 80
"a. GHsBRAL DEBILITY. Physical Weakness. 50
"a. KIDNEY DlskAsB.. ~
y. NERVOUS DRBrLfrr...... ...t.O
~. URINARY WEAKSEss, wetttng Bed 80
81 DISEASES THE HEART. Pal pitation. 81 %
Sold ny Druggists, or sent postpaid on receipt
of prtce.-HuHPHRkis' MEDICINE c., lug
Fulton St. n. Y. febHSlydAwAWAF
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29
af.rri.xe I.lesasss.

The following - iisI of AZ msrriass
licenses issued yestesday y. with the nan-es.
resideale Nasn OUTSIDE the city, aud ages
Ages.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29
Trror PAo,rIc RArLwAY.

"The Overland Route; the only line car
rying the Uniied States Overland Mail.
Ia addition 10 the new system of check
irg baggage through froa Eastern points 70
the Pacific Cast will commence sunday,
December 20 run through slsepers on all
trans between Council Bluffs, Omaha. San
Francisco and Los Angeles. Also between
Kansas City aud Ogden on THE Overland
Flyer" saving one day TO all California and
Oregon POINTS. making the time from the
Missouri River to the Pacific Coast in
ssvsnty-one hours. Elegant Pullman Pal.
ace Car 5leepers and modern day coaches
are also run on all through trains.
Eating houses are now under the super
vision Of the conpsny zu3sSnesls furnished
by the Pacific Hotel Company are unsar-
passed.
In compliance With the wish Of our pat
roDs eiolz the line. night trains between
Omaha. Conncil Bluffs and Kansas City
have eecn changed TO day trsins Chair
ears vill still ran TO Beatrice free of charge
ThlFd-cisss rsssssgers wishing 90 take at
vantage of low rates will stil3, he carried on
regular through trssrs rsnuing free family
sleepsrs. For further information address
J. 3 TKBsErs
General Passenger and Iicses Aysnt.
0rais.. Neb.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29

r.srf-t.s ~nif ta+tsef ~ H.aafozst-k Ftssriss-
a -. ireirns-f ears Fr aa,a - Fszss..i-
1stszs-< - parsft sfsee Sar.fs - 8
tsfsitf ssrsra Rsr, -. 3I sfs et e4ssessie ie
ssf -ssH .teu1z.k4 .saiee as acd wias
niereaEn ersrrs aefe.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29

De = W1s4l-sasls frzleE. caxh, 7s52e.
lssllsfF $3.50 H2F %tfe
fsr1-s.ezls ezeA. a g4onAry. So 4sys
o-ss-ssessr I.aszry. sc, hAg. sst.E.
lassr lamar. &49s Nay. 4l5571z
Lse1- zA1s- Dessaissf. - s. A44s sti>.ss
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29
REAL ESTATE SALES.

fFais hst q furnished oy W. E. Scrlonsr,
rs4l estate dealer. IS Pseri-sLl
oss "a - So. bs. 4 Ia a. ! g. - a.. IS 250a
s4Tza B >AuIlfis ~ ~ 7lszaa Loaes, ke
lsna = . ~ II % e0f 1i2 :. a a.
Ski1aer Aat.---..-..--. ..-. .--- -..--.- y
l., seli tre4arry CO. - = bDton bsyshsfs
ca d Is = ~ 4 II ssc. 81 Lowell Sp-- zso'
G,sl y Aorrls sEi aile ~ VA. l.. More,
s&ss !. SEC i. tctrsis1,1 - R-.--.----- ~
Isas'd n skslln8Ee sld 4Le ~ lanes
Hsn~y s.sU = SCI. D. 80~ne typ az
Daplt i -xifhaore aDd vie - a4es
he1Ey pc l4nd "a sets- and ,, bo@ne
Eafn Al aa-8 ~iie 20 frane.seus k4lry-
ro11t el al see 4nd On s, sec. -
0Laa- a-.-.-- - - $500. -
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29
That Il cold which is worth gold. HealtL

is worth more than gold. Don't neglect a
cough or cold and let IL remain u irrilate
the lungs when a fifty cent bottle of DR..
Bigelow's Positive Cure will promptly and
safely cure any recent cough. cold or throat
or lung trouble. Buy the collar bottle oil
f. K. Wilson for chronic cases or family
use. Endorsed by physicians aud druggists.
Pleasant to take.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29

The best on earth can truly be said Of
Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is sure,
safe and speedy cure for cuts, bruises
scalds. burns. wounds and all other sores
VIII positively cure piles, letter snd al
skin sruptions.. Try this wonderful healer
Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded.
Only 25 cents Sold by T.. T. Wilson.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29

Dr. Jones Red Clover Tonic is not stin-
ulaut but nerve food. resto-ins nerve force
lost By sickness or excessive mental work or
the use Of liquor. opium. morphine or to
bacoO IL supplies food for nerve tissues
ana by its gentle operative action removes
al restrain from the esecretive organs. hence,
curing NIL diseases of stomach and liver.
+. r. Wilson will supply the genuine Red
Clover Tonic at 80 cents a bottle.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29
ALwA4s Has TT.

Don't worry yourself abauT where 70 20
10 get sFerytAing in the .tish. oyster game
aud canned goods iins. for Dsttenthaler, III
Monroe always has IT,
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29
Coon BvsINEss.

That's what csn o. said Of Dstsenthaler,
1T MOnrOc-st. always but especially f2r the
past lWO weeks. whyf Simpy because be
always keeps . fall line Of the best the
market affords.
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29

Pure, Potent, Powerful Psllid People
Praise Progressive People Purchase. Posi-
lively Plerce's Pisassat PargAtiye Pellets
Properly Pa-taken, Preserve Physical
Powers, Produce Permanent Physical Per
lection. Purchase, Prove,
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29

rha feiicNsnr rstea for hatss aod Tor av.
rrv ~ a. fssasrsis have aeea saopted br
nn7ersiEoef eac<eseefing thlrtr I'VE aasSs.
Funerals IL canae tsri es -
raterals te fsepcts
tlrers House xcfs s.
We6asrrs ff,u k 81 s.
Fariies. nore tsan ore euuple. 81
ch~Isfaniurs g.
Fsaaras 80. side ef t1e ctr. 81 -ents fcr
s.or -si.a ~ 1rsf Esaf r. ~ AMI - csnts
e-ch safcoaal mile. e. Be- sssieti 60 regular
rrsre S.
f.fr srirta 80 or sifsie hour - each
add .sf AZ ecar er cart 81 81 A0n4 g.
Ear enxs dt,rxics lar hIaersi s. ~
F.,1o,p easEes for i1aera,z. S1.sl % s3 ss
rkase n-sces taks efferl tas ffst asv 81
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-29

The druggists say Salvation OIL has no
faults. IL al1Ays relieves pain instantly.
i. j. alleged hy some one that Or. Nary
Walker prescrines D.. Bpifs Cough Syrup.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-11-02
How Women spend j onoy,

+ IS said Of women that they delight
to haggle over q bargain, and show q
miserly spirit ii all their dealing that
they patronRe cheap restaurants sooner
than pay high price for q handsomely
appointed lunch; and that, if they ever
give to charity, il is in a niggardly
measure. Mr.. Howell who processes
to have probed the feminine heart to its
core, declares that they consider all OK
penditure extrayagant that is not direct
ed toward dress. In answer to these
structures, it must be remembered that,
unless q woman has q fortune Or is 8
wage-worker. she has no money Of her
own. but Is disbursing the income or
earnings Of her husband. IS she has
any conscience or constituencies she feels
inclined to handle carefully that which
belongs to another. Miss Wolfo, after
the manner Of most women wealthy in
their own fright, gave largely Of herabun-
dance. As regards the accusation Of
Mr.. Howells, the reply may be made
that, while the generality Of men sex-
pect their wives to dress in g manner
suitable to their station they do not
usually afford them the means Of giving
in charity. In most eases the money
thus given by husband is not in the
shape Of an allowance, but must be ask
ed for each separate need, SO that the
wife feels often an absolute sense Of
guilt in spending it. =. =
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-11-02
The Green Eyed Monster.


Old Mace, who keeps a corned beef and
cabbage hashery on the upper end Of
Austin is famous for his stinginess. He
is also noted for his young mulatto
wife, who is suspected Of having mar
ried the old man for his money. Not
long since Uncle Nose met old Mace
and perceived at once that there was
something the matter with the distin-
guisled. caterer. ~. h.
whats de matter, Nacee Got de
rhumatics agin?'' .>.... !.
''Wusser den dat. -,
81 spose hits de toofaehe watts hoisted
yer mouf outer shape" .*s
Hits my wife's mouf what's
bodderin' me. She has been a-kissin'
Parson Whangdoodle Baxter. who am
boardin7 wild me-"
"Unpossibul!" -r
Oars no impossible about hit,
because I seed him myself
*.What yer gwine ter do about hit?"
'What kin do? Eff l let de cat out
de bag dat I hasflost. coincidence in
Farson Whangdoc1le Baxter he might
change his boardin' house. Texas
Siftings.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-11-02
4 Nothinx PhenomenaI.

a young woman who was compelled
70 walk through q dusty street around
q building in course Of erection, smiled.
sweetly when her escort expressed re-.
greet that her shoes should he covered
with dust. s.5=
sOh. that's nothing, she said gaily:
t.just step here for a moment
A halt was made, the young woman
touched her gloved hand to her escorts
shoulder, eonvulsive moYamentjn the
direction Of her skirts was noticed and
then '.see there, she said, showing
two polished patent leather tips.
The escort wondered much but said
nothing. In the evening after supper
he drew his fond mother to one side
and narrating the occurrence asked for
an explanation. .. ..#l.. II 3. 4.s..s#
Why. there's nothing phenomenal
about it, said the old lady. laughing
heartily, .'she wiped her shoes on her
stockings, that's ALL
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-11-02
POINTS FOR LADIES.

Hints Regarding tho Latest Novelties in
Feminine Dress.
New ostrich tips are changeable in
color. T.. u = a ~ -. T. =.
New beaded galloons have appeared
in millinery. b.. f.. 49, ~ III.
Velvet represents the favorite mate
rial for dressy winter bonnets.
Dressing wraps for winter are COM
bination of mantilla anu yisite.
Jackets are trife longer and come
both single and double breasted. s rs.
. Silver and enamel picture frames
have found their way into the house
beautiful. '.=.z.. s. Ell
Long, slender pins, buckles and dag
gers are used as ornaments in fall mil
linery.
Braided cloth jackets constitute the
fayorite outer garments for the inter-
mediate season. & s5#
While tan Is the fashionable color in
gloves, gray, black or drab shades are.
also in style. s..
Ivory white satin, faille franchise
and mo ire antique are the fabrics pre-.
ferred for wedding dresses this autumn.
For street wear are four-bnttoned
gloves with embroidered backs done in
black or self -colored stitching.
Fourteen shades of tan-coiored un-
dressed Kid gloves are in the stores to
wear with autumn and winter dresses.
Repped silk bengaline, moire and
velvet, will be used for gaistcoats to
cloth costumes for fall and winter.
wear. Il s*.. ... \ ##s
Giriles made Of fur, cularly
sealskin, are likely to vie il favor with
those Of silver now so extensively
worn.
Jokes, which have met with SO much
favor for SOME time past, will continue
a feature Of corsages for the winter
season. X. World
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-11-02
Wolverine Federal.

Il want my nuptial rightsn,' yelled .
man at Grand Rapids Saturday after
noon. WHATS the matter with your
nuptial rightsp" asked somebody.
"Why, dang'it, here I have been to
three justices and every one Of 'em
says l got to get licensed to get
married! Who's going to license meP
Amt ] forty-fiv years old9 Amt
my hair grayp Who's going to inter-
fore with mep Amt my girl thirty
and don't she look ite Neither Of us
got any folks! What dang federal is
this, anyhow The marriage-license
law has just gone into effect in Michi-
gan. t =
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-11-02

What Drug VIII scour These English
Hence?"
Wicked Macbeth, WAC murdered good
King Duncan, asked this question in his
despair. Thousands Of victims of disease
are daily asking 'What will scour the i'm.
purides from my blood and bring me
health9" Or. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery will do it. When the purple life
tide b sluggish, causing drowsiness, head
ache and loss of appetite, use this wonder
ful vitalizer, which never fails. It forces
the liver into perfect action, drives out
superduous bile, brings the glow of health
to the cheek and the natural sparkle to the
eye. All druggists '.:.~