Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-20
BRIGHT BITS.

SiAhIuE uON II uil on q LOUpEkb1 mas TtCON0Etu
il. She found that i; had lodged IN her ver's
moustache.- FhtladelDAd Herald.
TALK OF your nostrum, liver pad
Which grim disea, e abjure,
There's none Of them can make you glad
As quick as Sinecure.-7eD9s SJtm0s,
i HANSON CAB DRIVER had inst vsulted
himself into his seat when a CLARK stree.
gamln opened his mouth and yelled:
"Heigh, dere! who put baby in de high
chair"-Chicago lie, aid.
EASTERN MANS 1t possible that you folks
do not use iennios in the West?
Western Mau-NeVer see 'em at all; moth
ing smaller than nickels.
We'll. well. what do you do when you go to
church?'
'We don't go."-TidB
81 HAVE found q letter from woman in
your pocket" said 8 Jealous wlfe,to her hus-
band. alt is signed Anne too. 1t IS Dad
enough for you 10 be running around after
other women. without getting ho.d of one
who has my name
"Dld You notice the date
"Why, il Is dated Oct. 3, 1873"
Yes, my love. it is one Of The love letters
you wrote me before we were married -
DFdhs's h01dsine.
a FEMALE NApoLEoS.--Mana Mamma
OF all things So you nave declined
low, when you know he will go right of
and invite YOUR rival, Miss Pert.
Wise Daugnter-l e5, ma, and Pm Just de-
lighted To thluk that's Just what ne viii do
You must be crazy! what can be your OBJ
ject:"
Il want him to see how horribly red her
nose gets in cold weather '-IiG- Bits.
ALITTLE LAD who is accustomed 10 say his
prayers every night has made IL his e. Uecial
petition for Ia week past 20 ask for pleasant
weather." Az may be understood. the daily
responses have not been very encouraging to
him, and when he got to this point in his little
prayertast night he stopped short, opened his
eyes and asked his waiting mother in plain
tive voice: Mother, do you think God VIII
say Chestnut if | ask for that pleasant
weather agalnY-PTOCideace Journal,
WORSE THAN MOTHS
He was counting his girl by the light of the
The very best time IN the world to spoon
When. entered her mOther-now wasn't that
meany
And she asked of the fellow. in almost a
shout,
do you know. my good sir, what will keep
the moths out?"
No, he didn't, but, gently, he's asked of some
others
If they knew receipt that will keep out the
mosners. --G0o00btS Sun.
~ HAVE been up in a balloOn--and Pye
been down in diving bell, :" exclaimed a man
who seemed foil of enthusiasm, but never
before have had such sensation as this to-
boggan slide has given me - IL fairly thrills
with exhiIlration all who go down and they
oil want TO try IL again. lady who took her
little boy to see the sort was asked WHY she
didn't let HIM 60 down. LET him go - she
Indignantly exclaimed; mot for "a thousand
dollars" But the little fellow finally became
so persistent that his mother actually let him
go down and then nothing could hold him; go
he would and ne Kept it up for long time.
TIL he had to De dragged away.-Rdrtfo,d
Times
AN Albanian tells rather interesting story
regarding his meeting in st. LOUIS young
man who few years ago was a Ginning light
in Albany society. While out fer an evening
stroll in midsummer Albanian No l observed
a crowd standing about a street fakir. Upon
a small platform stood a BARRIERS chair and
the very talkatlve fakr. Tooth powder was
being sold. and after the fakir had said,
Wont somebody take the char ard let me
try the powder on his teeth,' he turned to
Albanian NO. l, mentioned his name, and
asked MIN to become the victim. Alban an
No. was taken so completely ny surprise
that before he knew IL he was in the char
The fakir inquired if he knew him, and in re-
sponse to a negative answer gave his name.
which was not Prof. Gustave kewbold, as
upon the tooth powder labels, but-well some
thing else, the name OF one of our good OLD
Dutch families.-di6 ing ATgBS.