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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-05-03
DR.. j. COILS BROWNIES
CHLORODYNE.
THE ORIGINAL and Only GENUINE.

THE ORIGINAL and OtNL1 GEN IlNE.
Advice ts Invalids.-f you wish to obtain
quiet refreshing. sleep, free from headache, re-
lief from pain and anguish, 10 calm and assuage
the weary schings OF protracted disease, in
yigorate the nervous media, and regulate the
circulating systems OF the body you viii pro
vide yourself with that marvellous remedy dis
covered by Dr.. J. Coils Browne Cate Army
Medical Stafl, 10 which he gave the name OF
CHL0RODYNE- and which is admitted by the
profession 70 be the most wonderful and Valu-
able remedy ever discovered.
CHLOR0DYNE j. the best remedy known for
Coughs Consumption. Bronchitis, Asthma
CHLORODYNE acts ike a charm in Dia5R
hOsa- and Is the only specific in Cholera ard
DFseutery-
CHLORODYNE eHeetuaIIy cuts short all AZ
Iacks q Epilepsy HEsreria, Palpiration. and
Spssms-
CHLORODYNE Is the only palliative in Nsu-
I2lEia. rheumatism. Govt. Cancer, -TOothache :
Meningitis, &c
Prom Symes s. Co.. Pharmaceutical Chez
ISIS Medical Hail. Simla, January 3. 1850.
J. 7. Davenport. ESQ. 3. Great Russell Street
Bloomsbury, London Dear Sir-We embrace
this opportunity az cOngratulaung you upon the
widespread reputation this justly esteemed
medicine. Dr. j. Coils Brownies ChlOr0dyne
has earned for itself not only in Hindostau,
ont al over the East- As remedy for general
utility We must question whether a better is
imported into the country, and we shall be glad
e hear OF It's finding q place in every Anglo
Indian home. The other brands. We arc sorry
e
and judging from their sale, we fancy their
s0jOurn there viii be but evanescent. We
cOuld multiply instances al iHfHifuHs Of the ex-
trsordinsry efficacy Of Dr.. Coils Brown efs Chic
rOdyue in DiarThea and DysenterY. SpasT1s.
cramps, Neuralgia the Vomiting Of Pregnancy
and a. general sedative. that have occurred
an1er our personal observation during many
years. In ChOlerale DiarrhRa. and even in the
more terrible forms Of Cholera itself we have
witnessed its surprisingly controlling power
We have never used any other form Of rhis
medicine than Coils Brownies from a 49,
Conviction that it il decidedly the best. and also
from sense Of duty we owe ts the profession
and The public, We are Of opinion that The
substitution Of any other than Coils Brownies
Is 3 DELIBERATE BREAcH or PATH on THE PART
or The CHEMIST 70 PREsCRIBEB AND PATENT
LIKE We ere. Sir. faithfully yours Symes &
Co. Members Of the Pharm. Society Of Great
bIliisn- his Exeeileney the Viceroy's Chem
CAUTION. -Viee-Chancellor Sir ". Page
WOOD stated that Dr.. j. Coils Browne was.
lleol Diecly, the Inventor Of ChlOrOdyne: that
lle story Of the defendant Freeman was de-
nberzrely untrue. which he regretted ~ sav
nzo been sworn tO.-See''The Tines July a.
sold in bottles az l.. I'D. 2s Cd. <s 3D..
1na rs each None il genuine without the
lords " IL J. Coils BEOEne's ChlOrodyues 2 on
ca tesIlE1onF accompanies each bottle
CsztiOn--Bewsre Of Piracy and Imits-io8s
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
A CURIOUS RELIGIOUS CEREMONY.
How the Mennonite Drunkards Select One of
Their Number to Preach to Them.
New York Sun.

An interesting ceremony took place to-
day among the Mennonite Drunkards of
the Bowmansville district. They met in
solemn convention for the purpose of Sc
lecting one of their number whose duty
it would be TO preach for them every Sun
day for a certain number of years. They
have no regularly ordained ministers,
although the seut is large and quite
wealthy, made up of solid and substan-
tial agrieulturists. They dress in the
simplest manner, and their religious ser
vices frequently are held at their various
farm houses, where the visitors, who
come in conveyances for miles around,
are most hos pitebly entertained.
When vacancy occurs, by death or
by expiration of term of ministerial
service, candidates for successor are
named at various meetings of the elders.
These candidates are selected from out
the best members of their own congre-
CATION. No man is allowed to be put on
the list who is not in every way worthy
and acce ptable to all the church directors.
Then, when all the candidates have been
named, within certain specified time
the time for the selection is set apart.
To-day's allotment was largely attend
ed. People came from the farms for
fifteen miles around. There were ten
candidates named, all of whom were
present, dressed in somber black suits
and broad-brimmed hats. Ten Bibles
were on a desk at the end of the room.
In one of those Bibles was placed a thin
white card, and the Bibles were then well
mixed by the elders so that no one knew
which contained the card.
After brief service of singing and
prayer, an address was delivered beseech-
ing God to bless the proceedings and di-
rect the allotment so that the servant of
the Lord who drew the card would be
able and willing to serve heaven and the
people. 1t is generally understood that
several of the candidates are named
against their will, but if they are propos-
ed and accepted they must draw lots.
At the proper time to-day the ten candi-
dates reverently approached the Bibles,
and each took one of the books in his
right hand and then slowly took his seat.
Then in prayer he slowly opened his
Bible, and, turning to the announced
chapter in the New Testament, he search
ed for his card. The candidate who found
the card then slowly arose, made brief
address, delivered prayer, and, after sing
ing, the ceremony was closed. His family
and relatives rejoiced at the farm house
and held a praise-meeting. In due time
he will make known his hours for service,
aud hereafter all his worldly employment
must be made secondary to his new life.
Henry E. Good was selected. He is
farmer, aged forty-five years.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
WHY Is TT
Why So Many Defalcations = WHY Such In
justices

good conscience and Divine grace
may do much, but If the key to a mans
BODY be bad, the mans life will be fail
IRE. If the foundation of a building is
weak. the prudent owner promptly re-
pairs it.
Is there not some reason Why promi-
nent men who inspire the utmost cont
dence, become criminals, and seek for
eign asylumss
The professed Christian, the devoted
father, the most honorea men, after filling
positions of trust for years, fall. We see
this daily, and have found no solution to
the mystery.
II the medical profession gave this
matter their attention, would it not be
better than wasting their time grinding
over their 'lsms, or, worse still, declaim-
ing against improvements that benefit
mankind, bat do not happen to come
from their highly respected schools!
they are being tainted by the scientists
that they are but little further advanced
IN their studies than they were years ago,
while wonderful advancement of benefis
to suffering humanity, has been made by
scientists outside the profession.
few years ago, the medical profession
proclaimed to the world that bright's
disease was incurable. They are unable
to explain in the slightes. degxee its
causes. 1t it is only within 20 or
three years that it has become known
that such a disease is only an advanced
kidney tro able, which was treated with in
differenc, a. first, as of no consequence.
Within few years the truth has become
established that most diseases arise from
derang ,nent of the kidneys; that if these
organs are in healthy condition, these
diseases would not exist, and when cor
rected, the disease ceases.
For years this has been the keynote of
the great remedy known as Warmers
safe cure, and from the best obtainable
information, the fame of the remedy
comes from outside the medical code. .
Nevertheless, the popularity OF Warmers
safe cure continues to increase, regard
less of its place of birth. The liberal
branches of the medical profession are
fast recognizing its merits, and We en-
pect they will ere long be proclaimed in
medical halls and conventions. Perhaps
its proprietors and pertector may never
see it, but the time will surely come,
as it has come with other valuable
discoveries. Perhaps a hundred years
from now, the discoverer of this valuable
remedy may receive some honorable title
for the benefit he has conferred upon
mankind.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
FARM, HOME AND GARDEN
AN OLD HORSES APPEAL.


I'm poor gray horse whom somebody owns,
But that I'm sadly neglected you will see by my
bones;
Iwish some one would buy mel wish l was
sold
To man with a heart. for an feeble and cid
Every fifth day OF the week come to the mart,
And stand tetherej and tied TO my dirty old cart;
While my master, in ease at the pubic-house
table,
Denies me the shelter of public-house stable.
I'm possessed of some virtues which in him you'll
not find;
am docile and patient am gentle ard kind:
Ny acts are instinctiye-his the proof of mind !;
But II have no reason, he is mentally bind.
know It's has e to accumulate pelf,
/ know it's the thought of his miserable self;
/ know It's his love and grasp after greed
That makes him forget he's Christian in creed
You may see me for hours and hours together,
No matter the wind. no matter the weather.
You may judge how suffer, you may think OF
my pain,
For am cold. | am so5den, l am dripping with
ram.
You may Sc me in snow you may see ME in
You may see me uncared for, exposed in the
street;
Without water to drink without morsel to eat.
Istand close to the hall where the magistrates
meet,
am equally close to the Justice seat;
But because I've no wound on my body or heau,
NAV stand till I'm stunned may stand till La
sead.
o friends of humanity, o friends of the brute!
Bestow on me pity Though by nature m mute,
I'm creature of God-deny il who can
And have feelings as keen and as strong as a
man
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
Force In Religion

Perthes, the celebrated bookseller of
Hamburg. who lived Ia the midst of Ger
man rationalism, and by his pursuits was
brought into constant contact with many
of its advocates, maintained his spiritual
and evangelical views of religion in spite
of all adverse Influences In his varied
correspondence we find the following
pregnant sentence, IN reply TO the letter
of a FREUD: "Yos say that Christianity is
forced upon man, and are displeased that
it should be so. /, at all events, can not
com plain of any such violence Neither
upon me nor upon any of my contemp-
oraries did any teacher or pastor force
eternal truth, nor SO much as bring it
near to rs By any injunction to attend
church or read the Bible. But as every
year strenthened the conviction of my di-
vine origin, felt but the more deeply the
degradation of my shameful bondage
through the flesh and the mind. Ny
trouble on account of selfishness and
impurity drove me to seek reconciliation
with the God before whom l trembled,
and thus led me to recognize and lay hold
on revelation. Christianity vas not forced
upon me but / upon Christianity.
was thrown by an inward necessity into
the arms of the Savior; and so l believe
sc many others-r
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
ARoYALPICKpocKEr
A Canadian Bank Ready to Give Bonds for
Him


handsome young man with blonde
hair and whiskers lies in the county iail,
says The Memphis Avalanche, awaiting the
result of his application for a new trial
on three years sentence passed upon
him last week for picking the pocket of
the clerk of the chancsry court of Car
roll of more than $50 during the visit
OF the president to Memphis.
The young mans name is Kenwood,-
or at least that Is the name he gave the
police who arrested him,-and he is as
bright and ~ide-awake citizen as has
been within the clstches of the law here
for many day. He has maintained his
self-possession throughout, and has never
betrayed the slightest nervousness,
though the proof was almost dead against
him from the beginning, and Judge Du
Bose publicly censured the jury for
bringing in so light q sentence.
Yesterday Gen. p. NJ. Turner, who de-
Tended kenwood said: "Heis the black
sheep OF a roble English family, and his
father is an earl whose name Is
known throughout England. OF that
am convinced by proofs which do not
care 20 make public He has a sister living
IN Toronto, Canada, who is prominently
and it IS with this family that we have
had cur communications"
How was it brought aboutgn
$50 soon as Kenwood found he was in
serious trouble he asked that the fact be
teiegraphed the Bank of Toronto, and
said he could get financial aid from that
source"
Did he receive a reply?"
Yes, and very prompt one"
How did it read?"
ITO the effect that any amount of
money that might be necessary TO secure
bond for kenwood would be Forthcoming
at once, and l think that this at least es-
tablshes his claim to wealthy relatives or
friends, whether they be titled ones or
not"
After the receipt of this telegram Ken
woods attorneys appeared before the
court, and asked to be allowed to deposit
$1,000 IN cash for his release and as a
oond for his appearance when next want
ed for trial.
Il will not take it, said Judge Du
Bose, $50 there's an end of the matter"
But your honor" said the prisoner s
counsel, suppose he never comes back.
the $1,000 will be $500 year for his ser
vices, which will be more than he will be
worth to the state if forced to serve out
the time for which he has been SEN
fenced"
Il don't care" replied Judge Du Bose,
No money will be taken as security by
this court. If l were to turn that man
out on s 500 forfeit he would steal five
I times that amount from honest people
in the same length of time" And thus
it is that the chances are that kenwood,
the son of an earl, or whoever he may be,
will in all likelihood, serve his term as a
common thief in spite of all his rich re-
lations and influential friends.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
A Great Smeller.
Arkansaw Traveller.

"Cotton burnin' round heah sommers.'
said negro employed at a Little Rock
cotton shed; cotton burnin' sommers,
fur l smell it,
81 don't smell anything" said the
manager of the shed.
Il does, sab, 1 does. I reckan dat I'm
country. Wy sab, ken smell O. de at
mus phere an tell wen it's gwine ter
rain
"Then you must be an expert"
"Dats what is sab; OATS zackly what
I is. Yer know dat railroad accident de
udder day? Wall. I knowed dat gwine
to happen"
"How did you know it?"
"Smelt it,
"You are foolish"
''No, sab, amt. was standin' talk
in ter Jim Tawlor, an a'er sudden SEE /,
Jim, thar's sunthin's gwine ter happen on
dat railroad ODE yander.' How yer
know seq ne. Il smell it. says l. He
flung up his head, hill it up er while, and
den says, Il smell er little trouble mer-
self, but 1 can't zactly make out what 1T
is Well, sab, bout two hours after dat
dem trains run togeder. Look heah,
boss, tell yer l smells cotton. Look
out-whut's de matter heah? Good
Lawd!n
Then he began to snatch &C his shirt,
which was about ready to blaze. He
threw the burning garment on the ground,
and as he stamped out the fire remarked:
''Ain't no man ken beat me smellin'. lem
me tell yer, Know'd dar wuz fire in dis
heah Eeighborhood, an / do bleebe IN my
soul, san, dat it hab dun burnt or blister
on my back"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
CHAPTER MIA STRANGE WEDDING.

One person, however. did not succeed in
getting ont in time before the gates We're
shut, and that was the High psiest Agou.
who, as we had every reason TO believe,
was Sorais' great ally, and the heart and
soul of her party.
When we knew that Agon was caught,
Nyleptha, Sir Henry, and l discussed what
was to be done with him. | WAS for close
ly incarcerating him, but Nyleptha shook
her head, saying that 1t would produce q
disastrous effect throughout the country.
ABR she added, with a Stampo of her foot.
'if win and am once really queen, / will
break the power OF those priests, with their
rites and revelS and dark secret ways" |
only wished that old Agpn could have
heard her, it would have frightened him
Well, said SIR Henry, IF we are not
TO lmprlson him | suppose that we may -
well let him 20. Hes no use here"
Nyleptha looked at him in a curious sort
Of way, and said in a dry little voice,
"Thinkest thou SO. my lords
"Ehy' said Curtis. No, don't see what
is the use of keeping him"
She said nothing, but continued looki q
Mt him in a way that was as shy as it was
sweet
Then at last he understood
Forgive me. Nyleptha.n he said, rather
TREMENDOUSLY; "dost thou mean that you
wilt marry me. even nowg"
Nay. | know not; let my lord say was
the priest is here. and the altar is there
pointing to the entrance TO a private chapel
-'and am l not ready to do the win of my
lordf Listen, oh my lord, in eight days or
less thou must leave me and 90 down TO
war, for thou shalt lead my armies, and in
war, men sometimes tall, and il 50. would
for a little space have had thee all my own.
if only for memory's sake" and the tears
overflowed her lovely eyes and rolled down
hear face like heavy drops of dew down
the red heart of a rose.
''Mayhap, too,n she went on. az shall
lose my crown, and with my crown. my
life and thine also Sorais is very strong
and very bitter. and il she prevails she viii
not spare. Who can read the futures
Happiness is the worlds white bird. that
alights seldom and flies fast and far till
one day he is lost in the clouds. Therefore
should we hold him fast, if by any chance
he rests for n little space upon our hand.
IL is not wise TO neglect the present for the
future. for who knows what the future
viii be. Incubus Let Us pluck our flowers
while the dew is on them. for when the
sun is up they wither. and on the morrow
will Others bloom that we shall never see. "
AID she lifted her sweet face to him and
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
THREE LETTERS.
They Got Into the Wrong Envelopes Somehow
and There Was Trouble.
Richmond DiDsatch

They Got Into the Wrong Envelopes Somehow
and There Was Trouble.
Richmond Dipsatch.
1t is bad practice to write several let
tiers at one job, inclose them in envelopes
and address the batch. Many accidents
occur. A gentleman who uses a pencil
for his correspondence, but makes the
superscription in ink, wrote three epis-
ties, secured them in envelopes and laid
them in order ON his desk. The first was
to his motheT-in-law, the second to his
latest and best girl, and the last to his
tailor. Discovering that the ink was alb
sent in the stand, he left his desk for a
moment. clerk in search of q ruler
took up the top letter that lay upon the
ruler, and put 1T below the one intended
for the tailor. Back came the complete
letter writer. He addressed letter first in
the row to his mother in law, the next to
Maud, and the mislaid epistle to the tail
or. At four o'clock that afternoon a
military looking female, sitting beside
an invalid daughter, got black in the face
as she read on the stamped paper of her
san-in. law: Baby mine: Your pet after
all will be able to get away. Have
sprung the tallest kind of a stall on the
Vampire, which l will tell you about when
we meet. Take cab to Vesey street,
and get there at sharp eight with a big
appetite for good supper. You sweet
little toad, it will be long day for your
old man; but eight o'clock will have to
make a landing, and then hurrahr That
is the way the lightning struck in one
place.
Up town in g gorgeous fiat, Maud Tri-
cot puzzled over this N ysterious epistle:
you Ole fraud, that cheviot is the worst
job that ever was done. l thought the
checks beat tho world giving me fits, but
here you are worse than ever. / shall
certainly have to try someone else, and L
don't want to but you are certainly get
ting Internally careless. Will let you
have some money during the month, but
I'm beastly hard up just now"
At the moment that Maud was immag
lining her sweetheart was gone complete
ly mad, and an infatuated, middle-aged
woman was making her toilet to GO down
town, Georges tailor studied this docu-
ment with dazed expression: "Kiudest
of friends, break to my little one this un-
pleasant news: No Georgia tonight.
The bank has a meeting that will no
doubt necessitate a run from here 30 Bos-
ton; will wire you in the morning if that
should he the case. How sad that this
parting can't be avoided, but business is
business, and it's for both your dear
sakes that must attend to this matter.
With my love and kiss, your troubled
lad
At eight a cab containing lady stood
in Vesey street waiting for gentleman,
who bounced the door open and blurted
out to the driver the name of restau-
rant.
"Now, my little girl, tell me all the
news" he added, as he sprang' out; and
his blood froze and his hair rose, and
his mother -in-law said: "You villain, l
will!'
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
He's Going to Tell on Them

Three ministers were conyersing to-
gether one day on the subject of bssot-
ting sins, and decided among themselves
TO confess one TO the other their pet
psccadiIIos. II am prone to untruth,n
said Rev. Mr.. A. Il find myself often
obliged to check myself for a disposition
10 oyerstatement. 1. is source of trial
TO me, and 1 struggle against it con-
tinuaIiy.- "Aud l.. said Rev. Mr.. 3. 'iam
afflicted with disire 70 steal. am con-
stantly obliged to conquer an inclination
of the fingers to take up things which
don't belong to me- Hy besetting sin,
s.said Rev. c., ais to repeat things ! have
heard. II Ia irresistible in my case, and
I'm going to tell on you fellows
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
CAN'T GO BEHIND THEM.

There is great intensity of the physical
condition sometimes, and there are facts
which we cannot so behind. In illustra-
non further of facts which settle the points
OF 4 prompt and permanent cure, the fol-
lowing cases are cited: In 1884 Mrs. Mary
X. She'd suffered terribly with chronic
neuralgia, She writes from 1llo MARYLAND
Avenue, Washington, u, {, In the first in
stance she states Il SufferSd terribly with
neuralgia in the face: very severe attack
extending to<ack and shoulders; suffered
intensely, Tried St, Jacobs Oil; had parts
well rubbed at night; in the morning all
pain gone, maSiCally.N June 10, 1887, she
writes from 224 Eleventh Street. s. w, as
follows; -Four years ago l sent you vol-
untary certificate setting forth the fact that
had been n great sufferer with NEURALGIA in
my face, neck and shoulders. / obtained a
bottle of st, Jacobs oil, and after thrce av-
pi19ionS | was en0rely relieved from all
pain, and from that time to the present
have never had return. The efiect was
nhrSeulous." Again, Feb &, 1887, Mr.. Il.
q, Troll, st, Louis, Mo, writes: 'In March,
ISL, suffered terribly with neuralgia; had
suffered nearly three years, Applied St
Jacobs Oil at SIS \. NJ. at sac took the
rlS eli; ut 3 \. NJ. went 10 work. In less
than five minutes after that the pain was
gone. The one application cured me. Have
not had return Of il since" Mr.. T.. w
Spangler, York, Pa, June II, 1887, writes;
Years ago had neuralgia; am not subject TO
il now. The cure by the use of St Jacobs
Oil was permanent. There has been no re-
curreOce of the painful athiCtion.n Chas.
W. Law, Jr., PottStown, Pa, April 10, 1887,
writes; WAS troubled for years with neu-
ralgia in neck and head. Tried ST. Jacobs
Oil; had tried different kinds of remedies
without effect One bottle of the former did the
business, No return Of pain and aches" In
almost every instance the rer0rtS are the same
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1887-11-25
Consunpi1on surely Cured.

. TO the Editor; Please inform ycur readers
that have positive remedy for the ahove-
named disease. BY its timely use thousands OF
hopSless cases have been permanently carol |
snaLt ee Giad tc send tNo bottles OF my remedy
PREM TO any of yoQr rcaslers who have eonspmrs
ton II they will send me their ENpgass ana
I. O. address, Respectfully.
L. u. SLoCUM. NJ. e. Isl Pearl ST ny