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The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1887-04-15
DEATH WARRANT or JESUS CHRIST

OF the many interesting relies
Of antiquity which have been
brought 70 light BY the preserving
researches Of modem philosophy,
none could have been more inter-
esting to the philanthropist and
believer, than the one we publish
below. The "Courlicr des Etats
Unis lsaYs "Chancc has juslput in
our hands the most imposing and
interesting judicial document to
all Christians that has ever been
recorded iii human annals;n thai!
IS the identical Death Warrant Of
Jesus Christ The document was
faithfully transcribed BY the editor
iii these words:
Sentence rendered BY Pontius
Pilate, Acting Governor Of Lower
Galilee, stating that Jesus Of
Nazareth shall suffer death on the
cross.
In the year seventeen OF the
Emperor ribcrius Cacsai and the
27th dav OF March, the city Of the
holy Jerusalem, Anna and
Cmsphus being priests, sacraGsca-
tors OF the people Of God. Pom
titus Pilute, Governor Of Lower
Galilec, sitting in the Presidential
chair or the Praetory, condemns
Jesus Of Nazareth to die on the
cross between two thieves the
great and notorious evidence Of
the people saying:
1. jesus is Il seduccr.
2. lie is scditious.
3. lie il the enemy of law.
A. lie calls himself falsely
the soI Of God.
5. He calls himself falsely tho
King Of Israel.
6. He entered into the temple,
followed by Il multitude bearing
palm trees in their hands.
Orders the first Ccnturlan,
Quilius Cornelius, to lead him tc
the place Of execution.
Forbids any persons, whom
soeyer, either oor or rich, to op
pose the death of Jesus.
The witnesses who signed th,
condemnation Of Jesus, are:
!. Daniel Roboni, a Pharlsee
2. Joannus Rorabable.
3. Rapheal Robani.
A. Capet, a citizen.
Jesus shall q out Of the city O
Jerusalem by the gate Of Struenus
The above sentence il engraved
on copper plate; on one side ar,
written these words: "a simila
plate is sent to each tribe" j
was found in an antique vase, o
white marble, while excavating il
the ancient city Of Aquilla, in th
kingdom Of Naples, in the yea
f 1910, and was discovered BY th
Commissioners Of Arts Of th
French armies. AT the oxpedl
tion Of Naples, it was enclosed i
box Of ebony, at the aacristy d
the Chartem. The French tran
station was made BY the aom
missioners Of Arts. The origina
was in the Hebrew language
Peabody, Mass. Press.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
w. w. ROBERTSON,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
McC0MB CITY, MISS.

tForMERLr or HAzLEHuRsT Mis-l
Has located in McComb City for the practice
Of his profession, and tenders his services to
ths people Of that place and surrounding
community
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aAr SS-
CUMBERLAND VALLEY RAILROAD.

On and after Sunday, June roth,
1857, trains will run as follows: Stand
ard Time.
EASTWARD.
Fast Mail leaves Martinsburg at IS
M, Bedington i So, Falling Waters
4 Az, Williamsport Station 3 90, Hagers-
town 8 20, Ghaimbersburg rs, Carlisle
10 rs, arrive at Harrisburg II 10, Phila-
delphia IS m.
Mail Express Train leaves Martins
burg at 8 IS p M, Bedington 5 80, Fall
ing Waters 3 81, Wi11iamsport Station
8 4o, Hagerstown 4 ~, Chambersburg
S IS, Carlisle s 3oarrive at Harrisburg
at IS.
WESTWARD.
". o. Express leaves Harrisburg at
AS a M, Carlisle S SIS, Chambersburg
s So, arrives at Hagerstown at ! 40,
Williamsport Station 5 IS, Falling Wat
ers 5 SIS, Bedington goo, Martinsburg
9 rs.
Mail leaves Harrisburg at as m,
Carlisle IS, Chambersburg so, arrive
Sat Hagerstown at 10 40, Williamsport
Station II on, Falling Waters II Is, Bed
ington II 20, Martinsburg II SIS.
Fast Line leaves Harrisburg at S as,
Carlisle 4 IS, Chambersburg S SO, Hag-
erstown s AS, Wi1liamsport Station o2,
Falling Waters I Is, Bedington 20,
arrives at Martinsburg I 35pm
w. A. GARD, Agt. F. BOYD, Supt.
II. A. RIDDLE, General Passenger Agt.
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Arrangements are being rapid
idly iompleted for holding the
Methodist Assembly at Pen-Mar
on Wednesday and Thursday,
July 20 and 81. Committees
from Baltimore, Washington,
Hagerstown and Harrisburg are
working Jointly to make til q
great success, and bring togeth-
Ell such u coneourse Of people as
have not gathered at Pen-M
for years. Plvfs. John Z. Grape
and William Rudolph have in
training so selected voices from
Baltimore cli6irs, which, with
Mr.. Charles J. Taylor and mum
Der Of Cornetists, will furnish the
choicest Of vocal and instrument
tai music. The Western Mary
land Railroad and other roads
centering ait Hagerstown, will
furnish the best Of facilities for
all persons desiring to be in at
tendance. The first day, We'd
nesday Bishop Andrews will pre-
side. Noted speakers from
abroad have been invited To DC
cupy the platform. The second
day will be fraternity Day when
the different branches OF Meth
odism Of Mar land and Virginia
will be represented, as well ais the
Central r Pennsylvania Conferences
Of the Methodist Episcopal
Church, representative minis
tiers, Of the various branches,
have notified the committee Of
their presence on Fraternity Day
July 81. Its not q local excnr-
sion, but Is meant to be q rally
ing point for the United Method
ism of this section, There are to
be no collections whatever. We
say to all Methodists, make your
annual pilgrimage to Pen-Marl
on Methodist Day this year I'll
there be any who have never
seen that onderful panorama
Of mountain and valley, 90 byalI|
oh he Goth bra Dist 81
July. u g.
Seersucker Coats aud Vests Al oo cts.
it RI Rosenbush & Cos Red Letter Sale
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BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD.
In effect Sunday, May 7o, 1887
Stand ard Time.
WEST BOUND.

~
Stand ard Time. s'
WEST BOUND.
No i, Cincinnati Limited & Daily"
leave Phila 70 As M, and BALTIC. 2 rs
p m. Washington 5 IS p m. and Mar
tinsburg S 10 p m.
No !, Pittsbnrg Express Daily, Z
leave BALTIC. y as p m. Washington SIS
m. and Martinsburg II o. p m.
No 4, Cincinnati and Chicago Express
Daily, y leave Phila. 90 p m. BALTIC.
8 50 p m. Washington 9 40 P m. Mar
tinsburg II SIS pm.
No s, Chicago and Pittsburg Limited
Daily, = leave Phila. 4 90 a m, BALTIC.
10 90 a M Washington 10 IS n. Mar
tinsburg IL az p m.
No 6s, Daily except Sunday, stops at
all stations, connects for Romney, leaves
Martinsburg I2 90 p m.
No I47 Mixed Train Daily" leaves
Martinsburg $50 a m, connects for
Roniney.
Nc. I45, mixed train Daily except Sun
day, leaves Martinsburg 10 am.
Cherry Run Accommodation Daily
except Sunday leaves Martinsburg S 20
p m
No a, Daily, leave Martinsburg 4 o2 a
m. washington S 70 m. BALTIC 80
m. Phila. II 90 noon. g 81
No 5, Daily, Martinsburg S o. n,
Washington 20 a m, BALTIC. 80 q m.
No Ia, Daily Limited, Martinsburg
ri Is a m. Washington IS p m. BALTIC.
2I5 B hi. Phi1a S 40 p m. stops at ,. ".
Jurc., and connects with Valley Branch
for all points between Harper's Ferry
and Lexington and with Washington
County Branch for Hagerstowr.
No S, Daily, Limited, leave Martins
burg : IS 5 N. washington 4 10, BALTIC.
2o and Phila. s as p m. stops at Har-
per's Ferry and connects at Washlng-
! tor. Junction for Frederick.
70 SIS, Daily, except Sunday, VIA old
Line leave Martinsburg 10 rs g m.,s
stops ut all Stations, connects with
VALLEY. Branch at Harper's Ferry, az
Weyerton for Hagerstown, and at
Frederick Junction for Frederick. sss
No IS. Daily, via Washington, stops
j.. III stations between Martinsburg and
Washingt0n. leaves Martinsburg at S 90
5 m. Connects for Winchester Hagers-
1ovvI, a4d sFfedefick
NoI16. Daily, except Sunday, caves
MaTf;rs6urg Is M, connects tor
Winchester, Hagerstoy1, FreQerlek
and an points on Main Line
JNO. z. MARTIN, Agst' i
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oGaA Ae>As
Wait for our solicitor.

Wait for our solicitor.
Aprivate picnic was held at Bed
ington to day.
There is d good deal Of sickness
throughout the county
There was aprivate moonlight
picnic held at Island Park last
night.
Mr.. G. J. Scheelky, Of Newbury,
IS. c. is visiting his family in this
city.
Mr.. Fred Schultz, Of Philadel-
phia, is visiting the family Of Mr..
Andy Grazier, on John st.
I Call early and get the pick Of the
Goods at r. Rosenbush & Cos Red
Letter Sacrifice Sale I
Mr.. Walter Barnett, of Hagers-
town, and Miss Lula Barnett, Of
Hancock; and Miss Whaley, .of
Frederick, who have been visiting
Mr.. D. Barnett, have returned
home.
The Young Mems Meeting Of
the \. NJ. 6. All, VIII BE held at
their rooms this evening at s
O'Clock. All men and boys are
cordially invited to be present,
Don't let the warm weather keep
you from coming. Don't loose
all of your zeal, for such small
excuse. The Lord blesses earn
estness in summer as well as in
winter.
To any one sending US S names accom-
panied with 81. so, weiwill give one years
subscription to the .Martinsburg News
Letter.
The third Quarterly meeting Of
the Y. M. G. Al, will be held on
next Monday evening, July 1 1th,
at 8 o'clock. All chairman Of
committees are expected to make
reports. Every member Of the
Association is expected to be
present. Please pay attention
and come. The public are cor
daily invited to come. Ladies
and gentleman.
We mean business and are going to
do IT, r. Rosenbush & Co, 54 il S. w
Queen srteet.
Some twenty-five families in
New York are suffering from eat.
ing poisoned ice-cream sold on
July 4th BY 3, a. Chitemann.
He thinks an enemy put poison
III the cream.
Suits have been entered against
the city Of Richmond, Va By
collectors and holders Of the
small Confederate notes issued
by the city during the war Tor
the payment Of the same
Canvassers wanted forthe mar
tinsburg Newsletter. |
Martinsburg daily gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1887-1887, 1887-07-08

1 About 81, 100000 three per
cent. bonds were redeemed at the
| Treasury Department yesterday
Rev, Jno. s. Martin, p. ID,
Presiding Elder Of the Winches-
ter, District Of the M. r. Church,
South, win preach here on the
coming Sunday, both morning
and evening
The Fourth of July COMMITTEES
met in Mr.. Stewart Walkers law
office last night to settle all the
business yet unfinished The
money appropriated BY the City
Council was returned after all
bills We're paid, the surplus re-
manning was thrned over to the
Fire Department. This isagood
showing for the committee.
Frank g. Allen, a bookkeeper,
81 Macon, Ga, was discharged
yesterday from Sparks cotton
warehouse for being drunk He
told his employer he would kin
himself, and asked to be buried
|decently. The Invitations were
out for His wedding with q young
|laay Is Macon to-nights H was
found dead III his room yester-
day afternoon, having taken
poison.
Moundsyille w va. is the homeof
AIRS. Bramson, WHO'S the moth
erof thirty three children, twenty
seven Of whom are boys, sixteen
serving in the Union army dur
ing the late war, fourteen ofthem
now being on the pension. Mrs.
Bfamson is seventy seven years
old, and Congress voted her b
sum amounting to several thous-
and dollars 8 few years ago, in
recognition Of her services to the
Union cause in furnishing it SO
many soldiers. 1T does not APP
pearlthat anything has been done
in aid 81 Mr.. Branson, the only
husband she has ever had:
me Bonnets oT an Empress.
The Empress Josephine once bought
thirty-eight bonnets Ia one month We
do not know at what number her mighty
husband drew the line; but II y 3 fact
that, having learned that she had In
dulged herself with the acquisition Of this
large number, when be one day went
into the saloon leading TO her apartment
and found in IL Mile Despeaux, the MILL
ner, with B huge Pile Of suspicious looking
bandbCzes- was 80 indignant at the idea
Of his wife making fresh purchases, that
be lew into such = passion that every one
ran away, leaving him Odecide whether
be would vent his rage on poor Josephine,
who was prisoner with her feet "a foot
bath, or on the milliner herself. He did
q little of both. He was 50 angry with
Josephine that she was speechless with
terror; and be sent for Savnry, his minis.
ter Of police, and ordered him % arrest
Mile, Despeaux She was sent 70 IL
Force immediately; and though her fear
Of Napoleon and horror Of i might ii
prison made her IL, her fortune WINS prob
ably made BY this startling outbreak Of
imperial temper. Next day nearly every
one IN Paris locked to re- her, hear her
story and c0ndOle with her. She never
Martinsburg daily gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1887-1887, 1887-07-08

Settlarssin Colorado are being
forced to abandon their locations
By the drouth.
The Sunday School Convention
Of the N. +. Church, South,
which has been in session at Win
chester, Va, this week, will adj
iourn this evening. It has Ger
tainly been good 50 far and in
spires one to be there. @, that
every Sunday School worker
Nigh wake up to q greater dill
gence ii his Or her work for
Christ II
METHODIST ASSEMBLY Az REM
~ Il MAR.
Martinsburg daily gazette. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1887-1887, 1887-07-08

On and after Sunday, June roth,
1857, trains will run as follows: Stand
ard Time.)
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
Mining Relies.

That mining operations were carried
out in this country by the Romans during
their occupancy there is abundance Of ev-
idence, but nothing in this direction has
equallcd the discoveries recently made In
connection with the 81. Domingo mines
II Spain. These were worked by the ko-
mans in what may be termed scientific
manner considering their appliances, tor
10 some Of them they actually excavated
galleries for draining purposes nearly
three miles in length, whilst in others the
water was raised by means Of wheels
carrying ii over rocks. Eight Of these
have recently been found by the miners
who are employed in contiguous work.
ings In these old mines, and all In high
state Of preservation. They are made Of
wood. the wheels and axles, where the
greatest strain would be, being Of oak and
the other parts Of pine. II is estimated
TINT the wheels are at least 800 years
old, although the wood is in perfect
state OF preservation owing 20 the water
being discharged with metallic salts, in
eluiing those OF copper and iron. II
would appear that the wheels must have
been worked 10y men on the treadmill
principle by standing upon one siile OF it,
| the water being raised by one wheel into
a large basin, and then lifted another
stage by second one, and then in the
same way by the others. Not the least
interesting matter in connection with the
discovery is the state in which the wool
Was found. When wood is placed in wa.
ter, or near to it, the decay is rather rap
id, bat there ar: means, by which it can
bo kept for ages in good state Of preser.
yation, ~ shown in the case OF the 81.
Domingo mines. Some metallic refuse is
.ound even now sufficient for the. purpose.
KyaDisins has long been in uso for pre-
venting fermentation and decay, which is
done by sleeping the timber in corro-
sive sub!ima'e, the perchloridc of mercu-
ry. Creosote has also been found an ex-
ccllent rrcseryatiyc oi timber subjected
to the action OF water. 1t may also be
said that whilst the Romans knew how
70 preserve timber underground, the
Greeks also knew how to keep 1T in
good state in their buildings. THIS they
did by charring the timber before placing
it in position, 80 that We are told "the
beams OF the theatef st Herc,laneurn
were converted into charcoal 6yifa born.
ing lava which overfowed the city, aud
after lapse OF more than 1900 years
were found as entire as II they had been
formed but yesterday" The same prop
erty was known even before this, as the
famous temple Of Ephesus was built on
piles charred to prevent them from decay
The history Of the past--even in mining
it appears after lapse Of 900 years
may be, Of advantage to the miners Of
the present age.-London Mining Jour.
nal.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
Handy Hints tor Housewives.

Vinegar will clean the mica in the
stove doors.
Tepid milk and water will clean oilcloth
without soap.
Save your cold tea; it is excellent for
cleaning grained wood.
II you scorch clothes in ironing, place
in the sun 70 draw the marks out.
Glaze the bottom crust OF fruit pies
with white Of egg and they will not be
soggy.
Use white oilcloth back Of the kitchen
table and sink and under hooks that hold
ware.
II is said that the application of piece
Of ice or even cold water to the lobe OF
tire ear will stop hic-coughing.
Put small piece Of charcoal in the pot
when boiling cabbage to prevent it filing
the house with the smell.
II when blackening the stove small
lump Of sugar and some soft soap be add
ed, it will improve it very much.
Bran or oatmeal should be used when
bathing children suffering with scarlet
fever.--Hall's Journal Of Health.
The most effectual remedy for Shiny
and greasy drain pipes, is copperas dis
solved and left to work gradually through
the pipe.
A good cement to fasten on lamp tops
is melted alum; use as soon as melted
and the lamp is ready for use AZ soon as
the cement is cold.
To cement cracks in stoves mix stove
blacking, -four and cold water. Another
way il, take equal parts Of sifted ashes,
clay and salt, and little water.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
Gentle wsssan's Revenge.

Husband and wife had had O little tiff.
lie buried his nose in morning paper,
while she gazed out the car window with
persistent intenseness. Thus an hour
and thirty minutes parsed. A lady en-.
tered the car. Husband dropped his pa
per and looked at her admiringly.
"Ah," said he. That's fine woman.
And widow, too. Don't you think she's
handsomeT'
"Yes, rather. You seem 10 like Wild
ows."
Indeed do. They're inst charm.
ing"
Husband evidently thought this would
pique his partner. But ii didn't
Alfred" said she tenderly, and plac-
ing her hand tenderly on his arm, al
fred, guess was in the wrong little
while ago, when ! became angry at you,
and I'm sorry, SO sorry. VIII You forgive
your little wife?"
Certainly. Don't say another word
abont it,"
"And will You grant little request I
have to make Of you, hubby dearw
"Of course. Anything that lies in my
power" 49,.
"You say You think widows are 90
charming?"
"Yes; did say so, but"
Then make me ore; that's q good
husband mine. Oh, shall be 90 hap
py."-Chicago Herald.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18

The skilled artisan finds employment
in the shop suited 10 his calling. IL q
carpenter or metai-worker, he procures
-ifss working tools from the machinist !;
the macTinist 5btuins- ns-kis-lAthes and en-
gines from the manufacturer; the nla7in-
!acturer obtains his ore from the smelt-
er; the smelter his crude material from
the mines, where the hidden treasures
are exposed and brought TO light by tho
miner; the miner seeks bis food-supplies
from the stores; the farmer supplies tho
stores, taking his grain to the miller to
be ground; the miller comes in contact
with the builder Of his grinding machine
ry; he in turn secures bodily apparel in
the form Of shoes and clothing from man
ufacturers who employ thousands Of
hands, and these hands may be the sons
and daughters Of artisans. So we find
that the dollar earned and started first In
circulation by the artisan. may retnrn as
power to his own hearth.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
A Nevada Jaey.

A few days ago there was a small civil
snit before the Justice Of iizen SWITCH
the same man who decided Il . anti-trcat
law unconstitutional. II is always Gus
tomary in such cases to have the winner
Of the suit pay the fees. The plaintiff, .
big, raw-boned rancher, was called on to
pay the jury Of six q apiece. He imme-
diately stood mp in court and qucried:
"Pay the jury sl2?" ......
YES" replied the court.
Look aliere, Judge ,-ain't this sorter
piling it on thick? ] iust paid four OF
them fellers $50 apiece. DO you want the
earth, summer-fallowed?
The dead silence in the room was brok-
en- by a slight snicker from defendants
attorney, and then the spectators went
out TO snort. The bailif called every
body TO order, and The jury filed out with
out asking for fees.--Carson Appeal.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
The Mines Of Mexico.

The silver mines of Mexico extend from
the Sierra Madre in Sonora, near the
northern border. to the gold deposits In
Oaxaca, in the extreme south. A contin.
uous vein traverses no less than seven
teen states, and since the day Of its dis
covery, has yielded more than 1900
O0,oOO. Yet these great sources oi
wealth are estimated to be not more than
one per cent. OF the undeveloped and un'
discovered whole.--Chicago Mining Re.
view.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
Arizona Post0Mccs.

A, denotes Y. b. Money Order Office; ],
International Money Order Office; y. Wells
Parso's Express Office. This list III correct
ed monthly.
YAvApAI CousTy-Agua Fria Valley. Alex
andra. Antelope Valley, Ash Fork, Z, Big
Bag Bed RockJ, Bradshaw, Baeno. Bum
BILE Bse, Camp Verde, Chalender, CherrJ,
Chino, Cicuega, Flagstaff. Y, Giliett, Has
saysmpas, Howeils, Jerome, Junipor, Lees
Ferry, Mayer, Aeesville. Payson, PRESCOTT,
AK, Summons, stanton, Stoddsrd. Tip
Top, Walker, Walnut Grove, Williams 4.
Prxl Couxry-Alisn. American Flag, Ari-
yaca, Calabasas X. Grittenden X, Desert,
Espsranz., GreaterviIle, Harshav, kogalss
\, oro Blaneo, Pantano X. ouijotoa. He'd
ineton, sahuarita, Total Wreck, Tubac. Tue
son AK, Washington.
GILA CouHrY-Armsr, Globe A 4, fio-
neer X, San Carlos, TontO.
MoHAvE CorxTY-Aubrsy, Breon, Hack.
berry Z. Hsnning, Bingman Z, Mineral Park
A, Mohavs City, Powell (Needles), Signal.
CocaIsx CouxTx-BsnsOn 4, Bisbee, Camp
| Huachuca A, Charleston Z, Contention Z
Dos Cabezss Z, Dragon Z, Fairbanks T.
Fort Bovis Apache Pass AZ, Ochoav'iis'
81. David, Tombstone A 4, Tres Aiinnos'
Wilcox (Maley)
GaaHkM CoUyTT-Bonita, Clifton Z,
Duncan (Purdv) K, Dunlap, Fort Grant
Fort Thomas. Morenoi, Pima. Stafford, Sol
omonvills.
| PvAL CouxrY--Butte, Casa Grande Z,
| DudleyviIls, Florence 4 I, Maniyviiie, Mari
oopa z, Mesaviljs, Picacho, Pinal Z. River
side, Saeaton, Silver King n.
| YuMA CouNTy-Ccntennial (Plamosa)'
Clip, Ehrenberg, Nortons, Parker, Yuma
AK.
! AyAcuE CoUsTT-Erastus, Fort Apache
Holbrook Z, Keams Canyon, Nutrioso, 81
Johns A, st. Joseph, shsw Low, Snowflake
springsrviile, Sunset, Taylor, Winslow
| Woodruff.
! MAsrccpA CouxrY-Gila Bend <, Hayden,
Iehi, Mcdowell, Phenix <, Sentinel. TEN
%, (Hsyden) A, yulture Z, wiokenburg.
IspaAs REsgsyArrox- Fort Defiance.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
Fa1iy Accounted Fss.

Stranger, leaning up to bar-Is that the
strongest whiskey you've got?
Barkeeper, who has just handed out
the bottle for the fifth time---Yes, sir. .. q
stranger-Better give me some alcohol
and nitric acid, then, for cant taste
this.
"Why, you must he hard drinker."
mo, sir, I'm not; I'm q member Of the
State Legislature. Pittsburg Dispatch.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-18
A Remarkable Youth.

Have You any offspring" inquired
the severe, longhair.d passenger through
his nose, of stranger by his side.
ooh, yes, SIR" WAS the petite reply, "a
SON"
"Ah, indeed! Does he use tobacco?"
"Ncver touches it in any FORM"
"I'm glad to hear that. Tobacco Is
monstronsly sinful. Does he indulge in
spirituous liquors2"
Never tasted drop in his iife."
Excellent. Ever stay out nights?"
"No, sir. Never thinks Of going out
after supper"
'I'm very much pleased TO know this,
sir. Your son is a remarkable young
man."
"Oh, he's not young man. He's q
two months old baby Life.