The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-08-06


large bottles.
An exchange says; "A woman named
virginie Cnesquicies lnice name that
has Just died at the Petits Manages
Asylum l,nothef nice one) at Issy. near
Paris, within ffty.fve days Of obtaining
hsr hundred snl tenth year" As the
paper does not mention that the old lady
was acquainted with George Washington
or any Of ais family. wese mixed as to
whether we can consistently yuzzls that
yarn or not. We fee! safe in proclaimins
that she il the fiat Old woman that died
since we can remember, who was not in
some way relstei Or acquainted with
the hero Of the little Ratchet story. 1t
may be asked how this concerns us--it
don't.
A large crowd gathered at the lower
end Of town Thursday afternoon to wit.
ne,s the exploits Of a stubborn cayuse,
VINO had Intelligence enough to know
and do just what he wasn't wanted t.
do. We hurried t, the scene attracted
by the uproar Of the assembled crowd
yelling ia unison. After careful, obser
walton and mature reflection, we con
cluded that there might be some dcab
about the cayuse's refusing to go aheac
through general cussedness- thu
two-foli reason that he was pstlified b,
fear, and too poor to move, il he hat
been so disposed.
Bishop Lee, Of Panaca. looks so cor
tented since he heard that John Taylo
was dead. When he smiles his moutl
flies open like patent Fly trap and
were II not for his ears, which look lik
guide posts, he would be all mouth
The Bishop has some pretentions towar'
the vacant chair Of the church. and /
there is any possible chance for him I,
gull the balance out vi it he will do 30
II Lee gets to Gil the vacant chair Presi
dent Cleveland will have to succumb
Why shouldn't he smile.
Credit is given 10 the famed Ruben
for transforming the painting Of laugh
ing child into crying ono with singl
stroke Of the brush. We hal the salts
faction yesterday II SEEING the expires
sion changed from happiness to g,iei
with Que stroke, the implement bein
used in this case was . broom. handle i
tho hands OF an infuriated nothel
Views been wondering and wish t., kuo'
whether her name will go down to poi
terity or not.
People can easily protect themselve
and their children from the bites ,
gnits aud other insects by spongins II
skin and hair with weak solution {
carbolic acid. 1t will drive away tn
whole Tribe. The solution need not |
more than six or seven per cent. acit
and it may 10 added to water until II
latter smells strongly. 1t is perfect
safe. Horsss and cattle could be protecte
ia the same way.
While grazing on the hills, Alscl
Orr's horse fell down an old prospe,
hole back Of No. hoisting works,
diitance u fifteen feet. A block az
tackle were secured and the animal raise
to the surface, being none the worse .
for the fall only little stif.
The editor Of the White Pine News
boiling over" Jacob COIN, . travelil
fraud for the house Of John Wann
maker got his slippery fnssrs iato b
pocket and cleaned him out Of . lit
cash. Don't cry over split milk, Broth
Davis.
Tho time is near at hand when job
son and Wilson are to cross tie da
r.vor to the far beyond. Only six mo
days 20 make their peace with earth.
Drive your business. let il not dri
You II you would succeed cad prosp,
Tho way to accomplish this Is to ads'
tise in yonr local paper.
Hank Knsr \ reported dying At Cher
cFvsk