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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
A Political Rumor From the Dominion

OTTAWA, Ont, Jan. 1a.-The announce
ment last night that Secretary Of State
Chapieau has resigned from the Cabinet
on account of some MISUNDERSTANDING with
the Premier has caused considerable ex-
element in political circles, as. through
his influence in Quebec, Sir John Mac
Donald had calculated to keep the Liberals
from sweeping the Province at the ap-
preaching election. Chapleau was strongly
opposed TO the dissolution of Parliament,
and was one Of the members Of the Cabinet
who threatened to resign some weeks ago
on account Of a disagreement with Sir
John. Some of Chapleau's friends dis
believe the statement, but the statement
comes from we'll advised authority.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

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HydrOphObia.

PITTSBURGH, Pa, Jan. ia nine-year old
daughter of John Schriever, of Bloomfield, a
suburb OF this city, was found yesterday to
be in the first stages of hydrophobia. She
was bitten in the leg near the knee by a
stray dog about four weeks ago, but no no
tice was taken of the matter until about a
week ago when the wound became a RUIZ
with q fever. Last evening she went into
commissions, bit at the bed clothes and at
every person who came near her. and
showed adherence at the sight of water.
d.. Gaertner, who is attending her, states
hat the hid has all the symptoms of the
disease. Her condition this morning is
unchanged.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

-"Can you recall the names of those
two friends, my DEAR" he said to his
wife, "whose affection was so great
that one offered to die for the other?
Da-Da-the first begins with D."
20, yes" said the lady placidly; "you
are thinking of Dan and Beersheba. :"
-HQrDer's Boar.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

$4,000 were spent in eighteen years by
Prof. c. A. Donaldson, Of Louisville, KY,
In trying to get rid Of rheumatism, but he
found no relief until at last he used St ia
cobs Oil, which specify cured him.
Take Red Star Cough Cure for colds. No
opiates. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

. A disease Of so delicate a nat.
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ana skill. by our improved methods we
nave Deen enabled to speedily and perma
Hentiy cure hundreds of the worst cases.
fanph-et, references and terms, 10 cents
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=. ALWAYS has pryor engagcme..-<he
crow bar.-Ier1s ,SiJfiuos
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

A DOSE in Time Saves Nine of Hale's Hon.
ey Of Horehound and Tar for coughs.
Fixes ToOthache Drops Cure in one minute.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
InvaIids' Hotel and surv,.., rr..,.,4

A FAIR OF patent feathers and an old coat
SHINE in society," Washington Critic.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

has to be driven.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
Bal. Of New Eng, 4I,753.

MRS. J. T. RITCHEY (562 4th Ave., Louisville,
Ky.) was confirmed invalid for eleven
death. Was confined to bed ten months
each year. Was attended by the best ply.
sictans. Her left side was Paralyzed.
doctors said she was troubled with female
complaints; but she was satisfied her kid
neys were affected. Under the operation of
Warmers SAFE Cure she passed q large
stone or calculus, and in Nov, 1885, reported,
"Am to-day rs well as when q girl.',
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

A coLoRBD swell-a black eye-HarVord
Tfsn>s
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

LIFE Is burdensome, alike to the sufferer
and all around him, while dyspepsia and its
attending evils holds sway. Complaints Of
this nature can be speedily cured By tax
ing Prickly Ash Bitters regularly. Thou
sands once thus afflicted now bear cheerful
testimony as to its merits.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

WHEN does q man impose upon himself
When he taxes his memory.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
ElY'S
CREAM BALM.

For cold IN u
head Ey's Cram
Balm seorks liz
magic 1t cured m.
Of edtarrh aud ~
stored tie sense Of
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Apartlclc 10 applied II
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

VENIsoN is two cents q pound in Idaho,
and deer at that-Jeferson City Tribune
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

MAJOR S. B. ABBOTT springfield, Mo-, in
1871 was afflicted with lame back, Rheu.
matism and Kidney trouble. Con-
suited the very best physicians in San Fran
cisco, and visited all tho mineral springs
there. Took Q health trip to the New En-
constantly from his malady, which had re-
suited in BrlSht's disease. After using
couple dozen bottles of Warmers SAFE Cure
and two of SAFE Pills, he wrote: my back
and Kidneys are without pain, and thank
God, owe 1t oil to Warner SAFE Remedies"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it 2Sc.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
n sufferers from Consumption,

Ecrofula, Bronchitis and General Debility
will try SCOTS Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphites, they will find i'm
mediate relief and permanent benefit. The
Medical Profession universally declare it q
remedy of the greatest value and very pala-
table. Read: rs have used SCOTS Emul-
sion in several cases of Sorofula and De-
bility In Children. Results most crafty
ing. NY little patients take 1t with pleas
ure. w. A. HULBERr, NJ D., Salisbury III.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

A PROMISING writer-the giver Of prom
iSsOry note
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

Sick and biliousoheadache cured by DR..
Perce'S NPelletS0
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
Southern States, ; 1854, OH.

c. n. ALLEN Neavenworth, Kan.), son
Edwin, two years Of age, afflicted with ex.
IRENE case Of Bright'S disease, ard
the doctors gave him up. By the advice Of
the doctors wife, began the use of Warmers
SATE Cure, and after taking seven bottles he
IL perfectly well and has had no re-
lapSc.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

MR. R BROWN (2ea1 Woodward Ave-. Detroit
Mich.l injured his back from . fall. Was
confined to his bed six weeks. The fall in
tured his kidneys, producing intense suffer-
ing. Warmers SAFE Cure restored his
kidneys to their natural condition, and he
writes am now eighty years CT age, alnart
and active.o
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

THE beautifully variegated rooster is the
crow mo- Of the barn-yard.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

largo number of distributed
salesbooks will
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
Pennsylvania, l,82I,2I8

r. MAYER 1O2O N. 18th ST., ST. Louis, Mo- af-
f1icted with tired feelings, dizziness and
pain across the back, and lost appetite. Was
sallOw and care-wOrn all the time. The doc
tors failing he began the use Of warmers
SAFE Cure, and reports, 81 feel like .
fighting cOck.N
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

J. @. ELKINS Elkinsville. N. c. suffered for
ten years from Gravel, which attacked him
every SIX months. He lost = pounds in
three months. and his strength was nearly
gone. After q thorough use of Warmers
SAFE Diabetes Cure he reports, II am well
ash ever was, after using fourteen bottles"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

Minnesota, 648,0|7.
HON. N. A. PLYMPTON Worcester, Mass),
In May, 1889, was Frustrated by Gravel.
Under the operation Of Warmers SAFE Cure
alone he passed n large stone, and subse-
Quently wrote, Il have had NO recurrence
of my trouble since Warmers SAFE Cure
cured me.ss
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

TIE sweets Of married life should never
be kept in family iars.-4Boston Post.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

COL. JOSEPH H. THORNTON Cincinnati, !
o. in 1885 reported that his daughter was
very much prostrated; had PalP1tatiOn Of
nervous disorder and caGarrh Of the blad.
der. She lost ffty-nve pounds. Other RENE
dies failing. they began the use OF Warner's
SAFE Cure, SAFE Pills and SAFE Nercine, and
within three months she had gained fifty
pounds In weight and was restored 70
good health. That was three years ago,
and She is still In as good health as ever in
her life Col Thornton, himself, was cured of
Chronic DiaFrh3a of eighteen years
standing in 1881, by Warmers SAFE Cure.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27
| Bal. S. v. States, : TAG, 789.

EX-SENATOR B. K BRUCE South Carolina),
after dOctoring for years for what he sup
posed was Malaria, discovered he was az
ficted with Sugar Diabetes, and having OBJ
tanned no relief whatever from his physicians,
he began the use of Warmers SAFE Diabetes
Cure, and he says: my friends are aston
ished at my improvement"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

EX-GOv. R.T JACOB Westport (Ky.) was
Frustrated with severe Kidney trouble
and lost 40 pounds Of flesh. After q thorough
treatment with Warmers SAFE Cure he re-
ports, have never enjoyed better
heolth.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

MRS. PROF.) E. J. WOLF Gettysburg, Pa,
Wife Of the Ed. of the Lutheran Quart>riy),
began to decline with Pulmonary Consump-
ton. (Over 80 per cent. of all cases of Con-
sumption are caused by diseased kidneysJ
Despaired Of Living. After a thorough
course Of treatment with Warmers SAFR
Cure, she writes, 81 am perfectly well.'s
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

A COMBINATION lock makes q very good
chest protector.-N. Y Picauwns
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-01-27

GEN. H. d. WALLEN IA Madison Ave-, New
York;, scarcely able to walk two blocks
without exhaustion, and, having lost flesh
heavily, began tho use OF Warmers SAFE
Cure and says: II was much benefited
BY II,
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12

seen woman bring home q board from
some demolished building and then try
to break it up for fuel by pounding it
ON the sidewalk with stone l saw
another woman carrying coal In q pail
up three pairs Of stairs to her room in
q tenement house. She had bought q
small load of this article and was thus
storing it. away. A large part of the
chiffoniers or rag and waste e-paper
pickers are women, and what horrid-
looking creatures they are! On the
other hand, dealer in fashions told me
that there are hundreds and even thou
sands of women who spend 5000
annually on dress. 1t may be difficult
to imagine the feelings of this fashion
worshiping crowd, but how much more
to imagine those of woman SO de-
graded that rag picked from the street
is a prize. Taking a general view,
New York life is not favorable to
woman. Among the rich the idleness
of luxury wastes Its victims into help
lcssness, while among the poor one no
tices that disproportionate degree of
hardship which so often stamps the
countenance with fearful ugliness.
You can find the most repulsive crea-
lures here that can be imagined. some
of whom would have justified Macbeth's 8
exclamation
Each at once her choppy fingers laying
Upon her skinny lips.
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12
About Coal.

According to the calculations made
by scientific writer lately it requires a
prodigious amount of vegetable matter
to form layer of coal. the estimate be-
ing that it would really take 100000
years to form coal bed 100 feet thick.
The United States has an area of be-
tween 800. 900 and 400. 900 square miles
of coal fields, 100. 600. 600 tons of coal
being mined from these fields in one
year, or enough to run ring around
the earth at the. equator 81 feet wide
and 81 thick. the quantity being suffi-
cicnt to supply the whole world for q
period Of 1.500 to 1000 years.
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12
Suffering NQlQalhQQQ.

Too much effort cannot be made to bring
to the attention of suffering womanhood the
great value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound as a remedy for the dis
eases of woman. Such an one is the wife
of General Barringer of Winston, n. c.,
and we quote from the Generals letter as
follows: "Dear Mrs. Pinkham: Please al
low me to add my testimony 70 the most ex-
cellent medicinal qualities of your yege-
table Compound. Mrs. Barringer was
treated for several years for what the ply
sician called LeucorrhGa and PFoiapsus
Uteri combined. sent her to Richmond.
", where she remained for six months un-
der the treatment -of an eminent Physician
without any permanent benefit. She was
induced to try your medicine and after .
reasonable time commenced to improve and
Is now able to attend to her business and
herself fully yeltsvsd." General BaEringer
Is the proprietor OF the American Hotel,
Winston, N. c., and Is widely known.l
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12
Men who snub Reporters.

Don't snub the reporter" says the
Boston Herald The reporter is not
apt to be snubbcd. Very few can
afford to snub him. Keifer's downfall
was said to be due to the fact that he
snubbed reporters, and it is claimed
that Union General who had great
career before him lost all chance Of
fame by insulting a newspaper man.
whereupon the rest agreed never to
mention that Generals name in their
reports, and so the unfortunate man
dropped out of sight. The Herald
pleads for the reporter. The man who
does the snubbing is the person who
should be sympathized with. Detroit
Free Press.
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12
Favorite Drinks Of Great Men.
Tom Reed drinks wafer when he IL

Favorite Drinks Of Great Men.
Tom Reed drinks water when he 10
at home.
Senator Frye, of Maine. drinks min
eral waters.
Secretary Bayard loves big drink
of pure rye slightly mellowed with
water.
Secretary Manning is temperate
man. but he can enjoy small bottle
occasionally.
Joe Blackburn, of Kentucky. drinks
whisky, and likes to imbibe it out of .
tin cup.
Nearly all the New York city states
men drink beer at home and wine in
Washington.
Senator Edmunds still sticks to the
festive cocktail and does not like to
drink alone.
A glass of champagne slipped slowly
rouses Sunset Cox to ebullitions of wit
as nothing else can.
Senator ingalls, favorite drink is a
mystery, but some of his brother sena-
tors say it is vinegar.
Secretary Lamar drinks anything
that comes along, and does it as u
southern gentleman should.
Senator Salisbury, of Delaware, is
partial to a whisky sour now and then.
1t gives him inspiration.
Attorney General Garland can drink
anything in any style. Aqua fortis
would not move his nerves.
Senator Beck. of Kentucky, thinks
that any man who spoils good whisky
with water is heather.
President Cleveland is not averse to
good whisky. but he prefers plain,
everyday beer as beverage.-New
York Mail and E1press.
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12
WOMEN AT THE BAT.

Married and Single Ladies' Playing
Baseball for a Church Benefit.
At Bradford, Pa, recently. a game
of baseball was played for the benefit
of the local church, in which the mar
ried ladies were pitted against the
single ones. The married ladies' bat
terry was composed of Mrs. Monroe in
the box and Mrs. Garfield behind the
bat, while Miss Donaldson and Miss
Bristle acted in a similar capacity for
the other club until finally Miss Bris-
tie ''bristled'' up no longer and gave
place to Miss McCool. There were but
eight members in each club. all OF
whom wore long dresses, but no great
effort even with these facilities was
made to stop hot balls or catch deccp-
tive flies. The toss was won by the
married ladies. who took the bat,
while the maldens went to the field.
Miss Bristle's curves, having the gus
set-like movement, were easily guaged
by Mrs. Monroe and Mrs. Garfield.
who each obtained good hit at the
sphere, while Mrs. Vogen's whack at it
brought them both to the home plate.
A muffed fly allowed her to score
when the next three strikers were out,
retiring the married ladies and bring
ing the maidens to the bat, amid the
cheers of the spectators. In the first
and second innings Miss McCool was
the only member OF either club who
played with the brilliancy worthy of
her sex, but in the second inning the
married ladies got their work in at
the bat, and before the third woman
was out ten runs were added
to the score. From that moment the
fate of the girls were sealed. but though
the end was foregone conclusion they
did not lose heart. but fought to the
finish step by step. Miss Bristle being
knocked out in the second inning,
Miss McCool took her place with better
success. In the third inning only two
scores were made by the married
ladies, while for the single ladies it
was blank. About this time Mrs.
Monroe filed an objection with the UNI
pire to Miss McCoors curves. The UNI
pire was a man, decidedly in favor of
the unmarried female, and the game
went on. The batting became heavy,
and the sorces rolled up alarmingly on
both sides. Supper time arriving, the
game was called at The seventh inning,
with the following score: Married
ladies, 25; single ladies, II.
The husbands of the married players
stood by, intently watching the prog
less of the game, no doubt uncon-
sciously associating the bat with the
proverbial broomstick, but still elated
with the success of their combating
spouses, while the bachelors smoked
their cigars in silence and viewed the
defeat of their best girls with woebe-
gone countenances. The ladies con-
cerned in this contest are among the
brightest social lights of Gillmer. The
interest created by the game is immense,
and no doubt it will be repeated. =
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12
THE CITY or BROOKLYN.
How It Compliments and Promises
to Surpass New York.

How It Complements and Promises
to Surpass New York.
The growth Of Brooklyn is the most
amazing thing in this part of the
world. 1t dwarfs all the tales with
which the western borderland has nour-
ished us during the past quarter of .
century. Never Deadwood nor q
weed fiourished as it is fiourishing. As
one rides on the elevated along the
roof line of the houses one secs literal
ly miles of dwellings in course Of erec-
ton in slender rows, in solid squares.
in detached units. In keeping with the
unique character of the town, most of
these houses are little two or three story
dwellings. In keeping with the age we
decorate. the majority are deceptive,
fraudulent, pretentious-mere shells
plated, so to speak, with a coating of
brown stone in front and trimmed in-
side with cheap pine stained like maho-
gany, so that poor man may boast a
brownstone house. And they have al
cove bedrooms and marble buffet
inches and factory-made stained-glass
door-panes. SO that the clerk may live
like the shadow of millionaire. In
mockery of the elbow-room that Long
island offers, many of these buildings
the poor call tenements and the rich
dub apartment houses-the product of
crowded pauperism in the old world
and in the new world, a tribute to those
women who would reduce the cares
of housekeeping to minimum and the
opportunities for dressing. shopping,
and social intercourse to a maximum.
Built-up Brooklyn is already much
larger than Manhattan island and has
more than half as many inhabitants.
When the last census was taken it
boasted 566,663 souls, and to-day its
people are firmly of the opinion that if
they could get their rights they would
share the benefits Of the new law fixing
the price of illuminating gas at 81 so
per thousand feet in cities of 5000
population and over. Other cities are
compile in themselves, and rich and poor
and middle class folks are all together
in them, but New York is not complete
without Brooklyn; that is the middle
class part of New York. 1t must be the
most moral town in the country. 1t has
been said that the churches run it, but
they don't, except as the women run
the churches, and then the churches
run the town as the women direct.
There are no houses of i'll repute there
that are known to the public, no pub
lie gaming halls, no thieves dens or
fences" or dubious places of enter
tainment. or concert saloons. It's all
as good as pie-a paradise of trees and
flowers and homes. and women and
babies.
In the daytime the men are in New
York, and Brooklyn is buzzing female
beehive. The women swarm in the
streets, and support half a dozen shop
ping stores that the world knows moth
of. yet three of which are as large as
any New York three. The most
strang thing about Brooklyn, though,
is that the men who live there don't
like the place. Their hearts and spare
dollars are left irNew York. But the
women like Brooklyn, and their likes
prevail, of course. They are SO much
prettier than the New York women
that it's wonder. after all. that more
men don't live there. Ralph in
the Washington Post.
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12
REPUBLI LICAN VALLEY
STOCK FARM,
AVERY Z COLEMAN, pA0paiEToa&
WAKEFIELD, CLAY CO., KAN.

The oldest and
most e xte n
s1ve breeding
estAbftShmeat
west Of the
Mis- . is sifppf.
Over Eighty
Head of Pure Bred and
High Grade Pereheson
Dtalltono and Mares %
hand; also . few recor.
ded imported Preach
CoAcho9H. 3 ave the
risk and oxponso 81
long railroad trips aAd
ehipptng and get your
1orSes a. hoszio and ~.
elimAted, Of rou able
men With estahlishe1
foputoaon1 - broD0-
Crystal River current., 1887-02-12

"a Our Imported eSoek III Registered ln sns Herchsr
On stud Boo&s of rraAes "a Aeesee< We g4nraaees
logue Ne. .. fires.
Address, -..I
AVERY 4 COLEMAN, Props,
Wakefield, oiay County. Kan.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-11-12

Heavy balbriggan underwear.