New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-30
THE TALK or THE D1K Y.

The Rev Messrs. Hunter and Crossley are booming
up in Canada successful evangcliss. Their friends
and admirers believe that they will become as
famous Moody and Sankcy.
No Safety hnywhere-Flrst Anarcnist-Now We
got cut into the suburbs away from police ;
lets unfur rel dag
second Annchlst-No, no, don't Wen to killed
" Eli. what's tho mattcrH
"Therc's pull In that lot"-(Omaha World
Ph'adclphs swells aIo much agltated re
question whether the bosom Of full dress shirt
should bo shiny or dead whno.
Dr Holiness on being asked whom the training Of
a child should begin replied hundred years before
IT IS born" Unborn parents should remember this
aud commerce in time. Thee would be fewer dudes
and Anarchists in existence one hundred years hence
-(NofilNtown H'iald
When General Lee, tho president of the Mississippi
Agricultural College at starlvc, asked the other
day why It Is so successful he replied: 1--WE have
never lost ieht Of tho purpose for Which we wcro
founded. on tho contrary, we have always steadily
pursued Il organized an agricultural college we
hayo always been one everything we have done has
been done with eye looking to tho improvement OF
the agricultural community. We have taught pract
cal farming. experiments have been OF practical
nature and tho farmer first dis posed to resent the
lnslnuaton that his children could be taught how to
maho land productive better here than at home, has
about como round, and comes here himself with
his troubles. We get inquiries every day from far
mors in regard to farm matters, all Of which are
promptly answered"
4 young woman OF Philadelphia has narrowly es-
capped death from eating poisoned scrappe. Phila
dcphlans are gloomny asking themselves what tho
world IS coming to when they can't even Indulge in
scrappc without the risk of death
Matter OF Family Pride" Prisoner, have you
anything TO say why tho sentence Of death should not
a fow words, your honor. thirty years Of
ago"
Sc Your older brother IS a physician"
This IS impairment and Irrelevant
or death to understand that you take great
pride I'm the phenomenal success OF your brother!'
u" do but what possible bearing can that have
simply THIS Your brother the Doctor examined
mo year ago and predicted that would live at least
thirty years II would certainly undermine HIS repu
tatlon As a scientist should die before that tme'
-tGlncoln (Ncb) Journal
A bold wricr in The sanltly News' has good
word to say for gas. IIo thinks 1t IS tho out
side air which conamnatcs the gas with micro
organisms. sewer air. he says, has commonly
been supposed to DO loaded with micro organisms,
whereas In reality In turns out TO be some OF the
frccst air from microorganlsms that can be found
Maybe ho right, but he will find Il hard to convince
the househerpcs o America that their fears OF sewer
gas havc been groundcss
san Diego IS trying to divert tho whaling interest
Of san Francisco TO itself by offering tempting port
facilities aud privileges. Tho business amounts to
about 100000 a year
Citizen in scarrh OF Information roads I'm his news
paper: \ terrible accident occurred near our city
last evening The unfortunate man was discovered
by Patrolman McFinnigau, of station -, and word
was Immediately sent to nr; George Mehlngtoha
Leach who rendered all possible aid Tho injured
man was taken 10 tho establishment OF Nahcm &
Mendun's and laid ON lounge which came nom ,hc
manufactory Of Dogwood Nenecr's, and subsequent
~ carried TO the hospital IN one Of Chcck'ys cello
bratcd carriages" Now, that II mighty interesting,
mo doubt but who I'm thunder was the man and how
badly was he hurt whore did the accident take place
and what kind OF an accident was HF-tb"Stoh iran
script.