Morning journal and courier., 1887-05-25
ENOUGH.

Considering how small tooth is, it is astonishing how much ache it can hold. No wonder the man wrote book and called it ssTen Acres nough."-Somerville Journal.
 '.How's business!" 'oh, it's picking up: "So? What is your businessa" "Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Whats yeurss" ''I'm rag picker. "-Tid- Bits.
 What it Lacke ed-Husband-"My dear there's only one thing that this angel cake needs.'' Wife (who has offered him the re- suit of her first attempt)-''Whats that, John?" Husband Wings. ."-Tid-B Bits.
 Little Tommy-"Can I eat another piece of pies" Mamma (who is something of purist)-"I suppose you can" Tommy may not" Tommy-'tDarn grammar, any way"
 tI have bit of good news for you, John, :" said fond young wife. "Yesa" remarked John, expectantly. 'Yes. You remember that two weeks ago hot-house grapes were quoted at $s pound. We'll, I bought some to-day for $6."
 'sIt is no longer fashionable to eat grapes with the fingers" observes an eminent fash with the mouth, like turnips or any other plebeian food. Truly the world moves.- Philadelphia Call.
 Small boy Outside of base ball grounds "How many's on de groun's, Jimmya" Jim- my Cooling his eye at knot hole)-t Bout four tousand" Small boy-"Cops an allp' Jimmy-'No, includin' cops, bout if tou- sand. ."-New York Sun.
 It is noted as a singular pathological fact at London that some of Buffalo Bills Indians speak the Cherokee language with strong Irish accent. One of them came very near giving himself away by smoking his pipe up- side down.-Burlingto Free Press.
 An Irishman, writing to his wife, who was still in Gould Ireland, D began his letter by making the following surprising state ment: "Its foine counthry, Bridget an no mistake. I've this day put phwat they call an inshoorance on me loife, an if I'd fall down ladder wid me bod an break me neck to-morry, begorra an I'd get twinty- five dollars wake as long as Pm dead. It's foine eounthry; that's phwat it is."-De- troit Free Press.
 The opening of navigation brings to mind an incident which is strictly true. It took place at the opening of navigation year or two ago. An honest merchant of Albany received telegram from friend of his reading like this: 'I expect to be with you on Thursday, D. V." The merchant did not ! understand the mystic letters, and so he took the telegram around to friend for in formation. The friend was as much puzzled as he to know what was the meaning of the two letters at the end. Finally bright thought struck one of them and he said: t'Ill tell you what it is. He means to say that he will come up on Thursday either on the Drew or the Vibbard. ."-Buffalo Express. Last week, late in the afternoon, case was called in one of the courts. 'I would like to ask, your honor, that this case go over," said one of the attorneys. "On what groundsa' "I am too tired to take it up. " ''Too tiredl" "Yes, your honor, have been arguing 8 case in Department 2 all day and am really too exhausted to go on with this trial.' ''Very well, let the case go over. Call the next case" The next was called and another attorney rose. ''May it please your honor, would like to ask that this case go over" "For what reason?" 'tI am too tired" "You tooa What has made you tireds" 'I have been listening all day to my learned friend in Department 2."-San Francisco Chronicle