The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
Corr F-,.n:g..r5.
WHAT SHALL W. EAT.
OR WAY.

eireG !ntO , sieSf, sitting tfcfouSniss
place, lat goes through the seiye into
par. and mix 10 the consistency OF >.::
dough. with either .epid. Or cold sol. u a:er
Anes! j: in the pan Till every particle OF
the -four i. ab.orbed-~ hch requires abou'
| two min ndies-snoisten the top with cold
! water jus; before putting j, in the oven,
| il you choose cover i, o: tot. to suit: ard
if your pan has been we'll h,:,ered, t;te ioal
will come on, ! swee: smelling, dig-s,ible.
| though no, puffy morse!; which. owing
| 10 the absence OF any salt or other season.
! ing will seem >omewha. fiat 10 pervert,
ed tastes at first, bu: with persistent use
| ~il! not be discarded for other forms
Of bread
We are pleading for the emancipation OF
womankind from the drudgery Of the
kitchen; and all those that will no. heartily
cooperate with US for their own delivcrance,
deserve to spend the remnant Of their
miserable careers in the serfd ,,n Of their
gormandiz;ng lords and masters. and be
miserable still.
Lives there wo:nzn With soul 50 dead,
Who never to herself Sath said.
will not haye hair 50 red;
And neer again shall ca: white bread:
But. oh. my: good gracious:! dear
mel" exclaimed Miss Fizzle.op and Mrs.
FHp1ocdle. simultaneously. "Jus, 70
think Of it: The hosrid creature asks US tn
forego the fascinating pleasure Of displaying
our nevcr.'o be approached gold and silver.
and crystal. and ',,cachbiow' china dinner
and tea sets: Ola ism, he just 800 utterly in.
coTrigible ard exacting for any.
hing! We do wish he would .c-a,~ 20
rattle" And only think o.: dischars;uy all
our servants. and having nobody about the
house but ourselves: Why how ridiculous:
People would think We ~-r. r,,r:" No.
my dear Miss Blubberlips, and Madam
Cynshiana S'opover. your solicitations are
entirely un~arranted and excessive; be.
cause the limit Of your display is only con.
fined to the length Of your purse; the in.
Eenui'y Of your eA<f for arrangement: and
your already Incredibly abnormal capacity
to contain: the almost innumerable.
natural and edible productions Of both
temperate and torrid zones.
One radical and most bsneficia, innova.
ton. or change, that the general in,rotiuc.
t'"" OF the bread.and.iruit repast would
effect, would be. the almo.. tota, disuee o.
s'ops such as tea and coffee. and wines aad
liquors. At the table; as but few er ons
care to drink anything while eating fruit;
nor are there many II any kinds, tie taste
of which is at all agreeable when mixed
with liquors Of any sort, hence these things
would hc ultimately di,carded by the
masses, and left to prey upon the vitals of
the gross, vi,iased, debauched, scrofulous
representatives OF snobdom, who per.
sist in violating Natures laws.
THE SOLUTION OF THE LABOR PROBLEM,
10 the labor;ng man this bread and.
'ruit diet is priceless boon. lust reflect a
Here arc three articles which
contain every element to the mos, pcrtec,
no"rishment and development Of tn. BODY
The most arduous toll can be performed in
any climate on the globe, with greater ease
md satisfaction than with a mca. die, |
'o:n'ns but sleep. or reclining is necessary ,
IS "snmulant': ~hile sickness in all il,
orms can be banished from our habi,a,ions
We viii but >ubsis, upon bread and fruit
ma nuts, and cease TO do wrong otherwise,
No person ever yet died OF the cholera or
'ny'h'ns else, from eating fruit, unless
'c had been meateater beforehand: or
vas diseased from other Causes than ea,ino
ru't' Sumner once said that "a man tina,
would cat ro': meat, ought to dic:" Blu, NC
av that, any one that ~ill eat mea: in an,
''''' ought to rot:-which they frequent,
DO. 10 person who can sub,jst unon
lie tru'' Diet, 1t cannot be said-you must
'o K tor just wha, we choose to civ. x,,
whether It is just compensation or not
'r IN the greater portion OF the hab;table
'o'sa. apples are raised and ob,aiuob,e ,o,
'"ch less than meat, and viii, last throu,h
he "'"te'-or until other fruits can take
'vr psace-and nuts the same. If you
fe TOO poor to buy these three articles
O" must migrate to Il climate where <a.
arc supplies her children fruits and nu,>
nd bread fruit. "~i,hou, money and i,hout
rice You have no business ou,sid. of
'c tropics II YOU cannot make enousb
'o"ey 10 furnish you with the three ar,i.
les 'oove named, farther north.
n
\" ."o'"e' every one cannot conquer the
'a''ns tor meat, salt, pepper, butter and
reasc in all tor:ns, sugar, tea. coffee.
'eam' milk, cheese, eggs and everything