Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-09-09
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c,s nnshh0sl1S is the overflow 0, A.,,
HE mouth is the window -
tellect. W The
SWINE were undoubtedly pre-. A..
animals. oani
A WOMAN is never insincere Wiz.
is angry. "ueas
The conquering woman is tho
ring woman. N' 'oacu
The proper study of wom,n,:.
mans pocket-book. uA'ad
AMONG the Zulus young peon,. 9
and get married. Here they res s u n
led and fight.-Teras stfline ss' M
CLOCKS can be looked upon as AM.
he most lasting articles Of 30 na anol
property-they SO rarely change pI l'0s
Mrs. PARvESuE says-h her peun 4D'
has all the modern convenience N'o
to electric pronunciamentos md ''e
matte tubes. 'i'e
LAuNpRlMES are the most br,,l
aud fcrgiving beings on eartb '' ~,
more cuffs you give them the moro a.
will do for you.
TIED to her apron strings" we sor
OF Henpecked lie Nirago metcbo1,
Let her abuse him as she NAV
He still is very much attached
-Tcras Siftin9s.
New YORK Mamma-Whero l.,
you been, my son? Young Blood
a bull-fght. Mammal buI.sa
Young Blood-Yaas, nav. rye H.
down in Wall street. "
"a DROP of ink may make a nil,
think, says Byron. Yes, and it H.,
to make one woman think epouab
the other 900, 99e when the same 4,
ornaments her carpet.
A LADY cornered her worser hall,
asking: "Nly dear, if you can't rsa1
drink bad coffee without abusing N
how is it that you drink bad beer nt|
ont abusing the bar-keeper?" Hess
sided and drank the coffee.
Do You like winter, Mr.. Litewajte
Not very much, Freddie" 9Th
why do you always go buggy riding
a cold day." II don't. What NAH
you think 500" "Why, sister CID
sail that it would be a cold dav Mn
you offered to take any girl buggy RI
ing"
GAMES, said the druggist to \
boy, "if you can induce a customer
purchase a quantity of anything by !
fering him a small discount you nj
do SO. 1t is good business princip]
James, to turn your capital often.
though the margain of profit is not
large" Eyes, sir" replied James, a
the proprietor went out to lunch. d
his return he learned with more Or
satisfaction, that intelligent James b
induced customer who only want
one 2-cent postage stamp to buy d
entire stock at IL cents apiece.-l1
York Sun.
THE HIGH-BoUNDIEG BRoNcHo.
There was young man who came gu. Of
West
Came out from the East that's shop.won s.
busted
And much there occurred that troubled hisM
But chiefest of these was the broncho
trusted!
For that broncho he bucked and that b.oacl
he tore,
He tipped up behind and he reared up before
This self-risng broncho, this rip.snon
broncho,
This broncho which made the young m.1
disguised!
He mounted the critter to take q short ride,
And tried to start off with a Central Park I'd
But that broncho had cussedness stored in
hide,
And mentally whispered he guessed be Vod
notl
Then he crooked up his back with q tent
hump,
Got up Oh his hind legs and proceeded to jump
AMI tho young man shot through the atn1
phere--
Away toward the armament calm and clear
Ear up among the stars on high.
That nightly wheel athwart the sky;
Up from this world OF doubt and core,
UP from where bronchos pitch and tear
This high-hying young man, this sky-scraF
young man,
This young man who mounted the broN
which seemed hung in the air!