Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-02-13
AT THE ORGAN RECITAL.
The Thrilling Conversation of Miss Seal
skin and Miss Sable, Reported by a Pho
nOgraphie Process.
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The Thrilling Conversation of Miss Seal
skin and Miss Sable. Reported by a Pho
n~ographic Process.
Philip H. Tdch in Puck.
Miss Sealskin-Oh, those seals are
lovely
Miss Sable-Aren't they? We can see
everybody.
Miss Sealskin-How full the hall is!
Miss Sable-Oh, yes; it's the thing; you
know.
Nils Lealskin-Yes; l was awfully sorry
didn't come down to the first one. l
dined at the Elliott's that night, and
they were all talking about it.
Miss Sable-I see lots Of people who'll
be Mt the Cadwallader dance tonight, so
you'll he all right.
Miss Sealskin-YeS, indeed, Rain, hail
and frost couldn't have kept me away this
afternoon.
Miss Sable-There's Maud MezzotOne.
She goes in for music, you know, and
shows regularly at all these places.
Miss Sealskin-And can't sing or play n
note.
Miss Sable-Oh, no, indeed! heard her
going on the other evening to this very
same organist who is playing now. She
! said: IL never play; ! a appreciate the lofty
| genius Of the old masters far too much to
| attempt in my feeble way to interpret
them" 1t was too touching to hear her.
Miss Sealskin-What q humbug she is!
Miss Sable-Oh, frightful!
Miss Sealskin-Oh, dear, | shall split
my gloves If applaud any harder. 1t was
a lovely thing, though.
Miss Sable-Just too sweet. Which is
it on the programme?
Miss Sealskin-The second, l think.
This 'Fugue" of Bach's.
Miss Sable-Oh, yes, | do so enjoy
Rach's music.
Miss Sealskin-SO do /. What q funny
looking person this pianist is.
Miss Sable-Awful (! Do look at his
hands.
Miss Sealskin-Hc is not a hit swell, is
he? Some of them ARE.
Miss Sable-YeS, indeed Do yOu re-
member Professor CapO?
Miss Sealskin-Oh, yes ! Wasn't he
lovely?
Miss Sable-Perfectly so! Such exquis-
tie teeth
Miss Sealskin-HOw long do you sup
pnse that wretched creature is going To
play?
Miss Sable-Tm sure | don't know.
| Have YOU got any nou@ll?
Miss SealSkin-Ycs; hut dare we eat it?
| It's awfully vulgar To munich here.
Miss Sible-Put some in my muff, and
I'm manage it with my handkerchief.
Miss SealSkin I'm Just dying for some,
aVs--S-ln- V1f, .vuT,Il,r .,Nl inst
dote on almond uougat.
Miss Sealskin-So do |. There he is
done at last. Why, how they do applaud.
tie must have played something.
Miss Sable-Let'S See-Oh, it's this IVA
ration" of Beethoven's.
Miss Sealskin-NO, We were wrong be-
fore. That other piece wasn't the "FuGne y
ID was that List arrangement. and this
is the symphonic"
Miss Sabl>Oh, yes; i do believe this
will be Il recall.
Miss Sellskin-It looks like it. There,
| cannot clap any more.
Miss Satellites coming. back. Don't
,o0k now, hut Jack Meredith is directly
arrOSs the hall from us.
Miss Sealskin-Is he? Who's with
him?
Miss Sable-A man l don't know
swell, too.
Miss Sealskin-All Jacks friends are
swell.
Miss Satellites awfully nice, too, /
think. Did yOu ever notice what lovely
ties he wears?
Miss Sealskin-Yes; and what a lovely
bow he makes. | Just love To meet him
ON the venue.
Miss Satellites talking TO Mrs, De
Twillenham.
Miss Sealskin-I don't see how he can.
| think her airs are deteStable.
Miss Sable-SO dol |; but then you know
she's n DE Twillenham.
Miss Sealskin-YeS; I know. She has
begun her afternoons, yOu know.
Miss Sable-Oh, yes, indeed! We have
cards. | shall show ut about the third.
Miss Scalskin-Mama has put the sec
ond down on her tablets, but | think I'll
AXE the third, 100.
Miss Sable-It's apt to he the most sue
cCSslul. Do look ut that Robinson girl
trying to catch her eye.
Miss Sealskin-She tOadieS fearfully.
Quick, MrS DE Twillenham is looking
this way. There! I'm awiully glad she
bowed. See the crowd all about her are
looking to see who it WAS she recognized.
Miss Sable-The Robinson will he cold
with envy.
Miss Sealskm-She ought to be. Such
erowding hnd pushing rs she is making
ought not to he encouraged.
| Miss Sable-Ies, there awfully common.
Nell Gadabout said she took in one of their
dinners, and they had glass shoppers in the
carafes. Fancy decanted water,
Miss SealSkin-Isn't that too absurd?
Miss Sable-0h, here is the baSSO.
Miss SealSkin-Rather good looking,
isn't he?
Miss Sable-Rather. | don't admire
that sort of man, though. Mercy, what n
voice!
Miss SealSkin-DOwn in his boots, |
should say.
Miss Sable-What IL he singing? Oh,
from the Messiah" | do hate oratorios.
Miss Sailskin-So do l. They're too aw-
fully severe, / think.
Miss Sable-Frightful. There's only one
thing more. Let's 90 after this.
Miss SealSkin-Very we'll. Mrs. De
Twillenham is putting her wrap on.
Miss Sable-Yes; and Jack Meredith has
taken his hat.
Miss Sealskin-Wen Just about meet
them in the lobby.
Miss Sable-Oh, my dear Mrs. De Twill
lehman, how do you do? Good afternoon,
Mr.. Meredith. Hasn't this been n charm
ing hour?
Miss SealSkin-SO restful and soothing.
/ have been in n perfect trance of dreamy
enjoyment.
Man and Wife.
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