The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-10-22

Shiioh's Catarrh Remedy-a positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker Mouth
Sold by DR.. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery.
Weissport
Chicago Girl-To settle little wager,
have called, sir, to ask you question as
to the origin of certain popular joke.
Humorous Editor--Well. miss, am
pretty well up in ancient history.
"What want TO learn Is when that hor-
rid joke about Chicago girls feet first
started.'
"Sorry l cannot give the exact date, but
presume 1t was about the time outsiders
began to visit there
The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer, Of Bourbon,
Ind, says: "Roth myself and wife owe our
lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure" Sold
by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery, Weiss
port
-"What are you going to do with a. til
gun, HalP"
'What am going to do with itP Don't
you see that tramp In my melon patchP'
"Yes but you surely aren't going to give
1t to him, are your"
"Oh, no. I'm merely going to let him
have charge of It,"
Omaha Dame-You have been married
quite number of times.
Chicago Grass Widow-Yes, but shall
never marry again.
"You are still young"
True, but l am superstitlous. should
be afraid to marry again."
"Indeedl Why"
Thirteen Is an unlucky number"
Are you made miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite,
Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vitilizer is positive
cure. Sold by DIR. Horn, I,ehighton, and
Biery, Weissport.
Can you tell me where l can find the
reporter who wrote that artlcle?'' asked
an irate indlyiduol of the city editor.
want him discharged Immediately"
81 really don't think you could have HIM
discharged" replied the city editor, cauti-
ously.
'Why not, sir. l demand It,"
You see, the proprietor of the paper
wrote that. You might go and ask him to
suspend publication, however"
Why will you co Ugh when Shiloh's Cure
willgive immediate relief. Price 10 cts.
so cts and 81. Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehih-.
ton, and Biery, Weissport.
If lawyer ISN'T all lies he can hardly
be said to be one OF truth $ allies.
Pimples, ,boils and other humors are liable
to appear when the blood gets heated. To
/ gura thaun tal-a uoodis ca
The archer a girl is the larger. as a
rule, is her assortment of bsaux.
The elephant Is very shy of baggage
smashers. He always carries his own trunk.
"A man may be behind in his work and
still show push. This Is so If he Is wheel.
ng barrow.
The ealth ls the Lords but the Pro.
hlbitionists affirm that the fulluess thereof
is attributable TO the other party.
Doyou suffer from catarrha You can be
cured II you take Hoo's, SarsapaIilla, the
great blood yurifer. Sold by druggists.
The existence of driver on bobtaIl
car is not a happy one. The other day q
couple of colored men boarded the step on
the rear, but neglected the usual trip "a
the contribution box In front. The driver
iingled the bell that Is used to wake up
delinquent passengers, but TO no purpose.
They rode as far as they cared to go, and
then walked around 70 the front of the car
politely thanked the driver for the ride.
The functiOnary stood aghast for moment
and then whipped up his horse without say.
ing q word.
That's mighty provoking, ism: itG''
said a sympathlzlng passenger on the front
platform.
"oh, that's nothing.v was the phllosop.
zeal reply; ',ihers'S lots OF 'em .gIts on and
r'dss and don't even thank ne