New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-16

position s something above tho roach OF tho Million
man and taxpayer happened to DO nor follow passon
gers Whom tho cage stopped no stepped ont In ad-
V"e a ss1c S SSu Know sn. said 10 sa am
custOmed to have workmen stand aside and lot mo
Ugh are you.r he growIod, looking back over his
shoulder Well, I've been supporting your husband
for The last dozen years or morer and he went on
down tho hall to fix tho gas DISQUALIFICATION Critic.
Although tho Thistle didn't capture tho Americas
cup. sho received right royal welcome from the
bonny Scots. Captain McPee. of tho Anchor Limo,
composed this ode I'm her honor:
Frae ayont tho broad Alantic's
Wat'ry waste and stormy tide,
Through the Cumbraes past the Gantochs
Cam the Thistle back tao CLYDE.
scotia's kindred, men or women
Welcome once, are welcome aye,
Welcome, CAPITA ain Barr and seamen
Welcome back tae GOurOch bay.
Hopeful Saed ye on your mission,
Like tho knights o ancient talo
VIVA I'm bonisOn and blessing
Went to find the Holy Grail
What although Your best endeavor
Failed to win the envied prize,
Twas honor, and twill ever
Live, for honor never dies
Still, like knights o. olden story
Come ye hamc frae foreign parts
Famous, and WI a. the. glory
or the venture In your hearts.
Scottish progress cannot slmmber,
And the cup she yet shall number
'Mongst the trophies OF the hour.
"Faint heart never won fair laAye.'
Some day shall the de"d DO done
Let us hope and trust ye may be
Vlctors when that cup Is won.
For many years tho boys Of Trinity College. Dubli.s
made and unmadG tho reputation OF operate stars
They always sat the highest gallery and were rccOg
nzed a. the rcal critics of opera. remember"
saws Barton McCuckln there was a fellow, Thomasi
or some such name, whose career was blasted by q
witty gallery god Thomasi was anything but gracs-
full lie had but gesture, which consisted In
bringing first ono. then the other hand to his heart
and letting hy back straight before him. II was ysry
much Ike tho sort Of motion a man would mae in
deep water lie sang Italian love song, working
his arms A. DESERT ed Whom he finished voice from
the gallery broke the silence: 'Ahi Msther 1oomasi.
Won amt mootch nv singer but I'll wager ye'G make
a dom fone swimmer The audience screamed with
del ght TLomasl had to leave tho stage
There Is prevailing fear that tn" Will be an Of
i time I'm the Ith Congrcss.-(1he Nashville Banner
The dccliuaiion Of the Plymouth Church call by an
EneI ,h preacher shows that the Berry market has al
vanced.
II President Carnot doesn't succeed In govern na
France, it won't be much troablo for him TO change
his name 10 Cannot.
bilious Canadian who has been visiting New YORK
says In his home paper: " You can't see single
hnancler In the City OF Ncw-York; the half Of them
are In Jail, and the other half In Canada
An Editorial Opnion-Of all the bcastly outrageous.
disgusting unnatural degenerate, dcformed III gotten,
misconccivcd unlawful. egtmaic. diabolical, hypo-
choudriacal, incOngIuOus erraica nOnsenscal he-
terocencOus, hctcrOchtical, dough headed, brain
spawned tiiOtr. snidiSh, incomprchensible congom
Grafton of typographical bulls ever porpetrated upon
an innocent and unOGendlng public tho ind scrlbabs
mas. appearing In " Tho BOISE CITY kepuDIlcan OF
recent date takes the cake. -(Bose CITY Enterprise