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~ New. N'A
from the tact thst when once they tasten
themseive- 10 the public crib nothing but
death eau ever shake them OFT. The PIC
ture I have sketched OF the British Barna-
Gle. il il needless 20 say, Is merely the one
drawn by certain writers who want the
United States 10 adopt the British system.
In spite of all we have heard Ofthe British
civil service 1t Is AZ tar from perfect as that
of the United States. Of the two, and ]
know something Of the faults OF own
system. | much preIvI II to the OdIOuS sys-
TEN i'm force here. Give me an office
seeker. OF an oiice-holdeT before n man
man seeking 20 become 4 Barnacle.
The former - = man who
can turn hls hand to something
else, and generally dusS when
OCCASION requires. 4 barnacie - a mere
living organism. The difference between
the two = IS great a. the difference be-
tween . vertebrate and a motlusk. HaV-
iuy for two Yeas hdd Chr%e Of nearly one
hundred clerks IN a bureau o! the United
States Government at Washington, and
having assisted u large portion OF that
number, when the Ems work WAS COM
pleted, 70 obtain other employment do
know that mo- difficulty wSs experienced IN
hndiug work Tor the really competent. The
work Of the tenth census il regarded by
European statiStiCiIuS and the heads OF the
statistical bureaus OF England, France,
Germany, Austria aud Hungary, To my
certain knowledge, as the very best OF the
kind ever produced. And yet It was not
done by BarnacIes, but by clerks, male
and female, taken from all parts OF the
United States. Not Que nj the l.0OO
employed in Washington was subjected
to an examination. They were promoted
fairly for efficiency, and for no other
reason.
Bat the British BarnaCle is under con-
sIderatiOn. What is ms real capacity as a
clerk; Is he promoted by merit, or intu-
ence: Is the British system fair in its
dealings with men? Are the men who 90
the most difficult work paid the highest?
How DO Government salaries compare with
those paid by business men? Is the sys-
TEN a failure or a success? Is it a system
That ought 10 be adopted by the United
States, And finally, Is the Barnacle a
nlgher organism than the office holder?
ms, with 4 few incidental matters in re-
I'lon to the appearance, habits, earnings
and social status OF Her Majesty's Noble
army Of BarnacleS, together with an in
curry into their political influence, will be
attempted in this letter.
In the course Of many visits to Eng
Iand | have discussed with the chiefs Of
sons OF the leading Bureaus, and have no
reason to believe that the average Somerset
mouse young man will do any more work
per day than the average Washington
.,erk, OF either sex. 1t is a notorious fact
mat the sole aim of the clerks in the en-
P'oy OF the various departments Of the
DCtlsh Government is how not to do it.
Mnat rs the testimony Of 4 young man
VINO once held a position in a country
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mtdidnal.
Choking Catarrh.

Have you awakened from a disturbed sleep
with all the horrible sensations Of an assassin
clutching your throat and pressing the life breath
from your iightened chest Have you noticed
the languor ana debility that succeed the effort
To clear your throat and head Of this catarrhal
matter What a depressing influence IL exerts
upon the mind, clouding the memory and hlling
the head with pains and strange noises! How
difficult il is TO rid the nasal passages, throat and
lungs of this poisonous mucus all can testify who
are afflicted with catarrh. How dirhcult 10 pro-
teCt the system against its further progress To-
wards the lungs, liver and kidneys, all ply.
sicisns will admit II is n terrible disease. AMI
cries ont for relief and cure.
The remarkable curative powers, when all
other remedies utterly fail, OF SASFuRp's RADI.
CAL CURE, are attested by thousands who CRATE
fully recommend II To fellow-sutferers. No stale
ment is made regarding II that cannot be sub
stantiated by the most respectable and reliable
references.
Each package contains one bottle Of the RAD
ICN CURE, one box CATARRHAL SOLVENT. ana
an IMPROVED INHALER, with treatise and direc
tons, and is sold by all druggists for sl.W.
p,rrpp np,-1 a. rurNrr.I IN RpSrOS
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HER CUFF.
CAiouOo Tribune

Chicago EzribtGRs.
My little lady's snowy cuff
Got loose upon her wrist;
She struggled, in q pretty huff,
To faSten il, and missed:
Vexed, she pulled of the linen tease
And handed il 10 me,
Just put il in your pocket, please,
Until we're home said she.
But, ali! what happened st the door
Made cuff and all forget
Since | had thought for nothing more
Than Of my happy lot:
My little lady's fps-were sweet,
So Sweet--no more III say;
Icannot, il would be unmect--
She got the cuff next day.
II CHANGED again. as from the play
We came, ! said, in Jest:
ssGiye me your cuff, dear, that ] may
Forget--you know the rest;n
She scftly laughed: "of Course / viii
I'll give IL 10 you here"
And then--I felt the Jingle sttll--
got 1t on my ear.
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mountainier already far up the hill, and
the sight Of her should be o fine inspira-
ton for us all. 1t is an honor to know
this girl-to be worthy of her regard. Her
hand may be stained with factory grease
or printers ink, but it is an honest hand
and a helping hand. 1t stays misfortune
from many homes; it is the one shield that
protects many q forlorn little family from
the almshouse and asylum-brave, polite,
refined. ambitious. Good bless her.
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Excitement I'm Texas.

Great excitement has been caused in the
vicinity OF Paris, Texas, by the remark
able recovery OF Mr.. J. E. Corley, who was
so helpless that he could not turn in bed,
or raise his head; everybody said he was
dying of Consumption. A trial bottle Of
DR.. Kings New Discovery was sent him.
Finding relief, he bought q large bottle
and a box of DIR. Kings New Life Pills;
BY the time he had taken two boxes Of
Pills and two bottles of the Discovery, he
was well and had gained in flesh thirty
six pounds. Trial bottles of this Great
Discovery for Consumption free at Logan
4. Co.'S.
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dollar. l cannot thoroughly reft and re-
furnish a mental tenement from the
ground up for so cents"
l do not think we have as good ''astrol-
ogists" as WI used to have. Astrologists
cannot crawl under the tent and pry into
the future as they could three or four
thousand years ago. BILL NYE.
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An End To Bone ScrapInx.

Edward Shepherd, Of Harrisburg, Ill,
says: Having received so much benefit
from Electric Bitters, l feel it my duty to
let suffering humanity know it Have had
a running sore on my leg for eight years;
my doctors told me l would have to have
the bone scraped or leg amputated. used,
instead, three bottles of Electric Bitters
and seven boxes Buckien's Arnica Salve,
and my leg is now sound and we'll"
Electric Bitters are sold at fifty cents q
bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Salve at DC.
per box by Logan & Co.
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LOVE.

Elizabeth 7. Graham.
A love given willingly.
Full and free,
A love for loves sake,
Astrue love should be-
A love growing old,
Yet forever made new;
A love, Of all loves
Tender. constant and trpeI
A love which deaths kisses
Can never undol
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HOW NY SIDE ACHES.

From the bench and the counter,
from the loom and sowing machine
l. 40 goes up the cry Of pain and weakness;
%A Aching Sides and Back. Kidney and
@3E~ Uterine Pains, strains and Weakness;
KEN Coughs. Colds and Chest pains. and
every ram and Ache of daily toll relieved In
one minute by the Cuticura Anii-Patn
Plaster. New, elegant, and infallible, At
druggists, &c; five for 81 %; or OF Potter Drug
and Chemical Co Boston.
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six months in the year will take his holt
day leave. The foreign Office clerks are
allowed two months leave of absence per
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canesy of the Tongue.

Cancer Of the Tongue.
M si,s. sonse three or four years ago. vas hoa
b,ea with an ulcer on the sido OF her tongue nen
the throat. ne PAIN was incessane cana.ng is-s
Of sleep and producing grea1 nervous proe.itis y
Accomranyfn9 thH troubls vas raeessztSm- =.
ssd nassed from tn SHOULDERS and centsred in tpe
rrtst of one hand, che almost losing the use 81 u.
:Teen the sunering Of the two. LIE bad tr2sn
Surdepsone. By the use OF Q hall dozen tnIzii-
1zed bottles Of svift's Spect1c, sac vas entIsi.
-e;,.ved and restored 70 health. JhI wae trfer
ear sgo- and there has been no return oftbe oh-
5Gsc.
sparta, Ga, June {, Isaa
-re,,rss On BLOOD and Skin Diseases q
THE swIPr SPECIFIC Co. Drawer . AfAsIssO
81 W. Dish NIX.
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Or. BONANZA B. PRATT.

eye and Ear, Testing for Spectacles,
OSstetrics and Diseases
of Women.
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.
July 5, 1857
WHITE HOUSE.

WHITE HOUSE.
sM Davis. st. John: D. Burke, OmaN a.
w. coffin, Evanston; J. Walters, Denver; r.
n. swan. w. Love. james, b. Z. ; 9nnee
4 ooele; Rec, Park City: Or. M9rkenuoII;
6. Civilians Cottonwood; 4. .. Burke anu IN
wife, Nebraska; O. Hales. Vernon; W.
O'Rourke, Chicago; W. o. Lee, A. LeeoeIs'
Ogden; G. N. Chopper, Deseret; 4 emitn'
Alta; G. o Dickinson, Stockton; ST. a.. u
Phillips, F.rt Douglass; j.. DIX, stocd.
ton, G WOlbey, A Martin, Bra 3
James McEvoy, Stockton: NJ. McGrady,
Stockton; hn Boyle, Bingham; Ch4ites
Sharp, Bingham; H S Ordon, Heoer; J9 on.
Thomss Thornehoe, Alta; P. Evans AN " =
Thomas Singleton, American Fork; ,. W.
Thompson, Bingham; w H.. CRANES,
Omaha L. Jones, Shoshone: .: y not Go
Shoshone; J NJ Rec less, ID. d X. y. Geo
Westinghouse P. V. Junction; j.. Lee
Tooele; A Green, Draper; a. Barker, Nor
gan; 4. c. owen, Morgan; L W. Derris'
Chicago, Ill.
CONTINENTAL.
T Egleston. G. Spilsbury, r. c. Black
W. K. Fletcher, New York; B e kernnn'
Washir gton, y C (; A. 5: Dwight, Pueo o.
Col !: Mrs. NJ. Ditosen and daughter. &. ID
Lippett, St. Louis; F. Grissinger, George
G. NJ. Biher Paris; H. L. olapp, Ogden: c
Glib, A bbotsford; C. W. Goodale. Butte CITY.
M. W. P. Burnham, U.S.A.: F. r. kccles,
G. Trip and wife. Denver; Mrs. W. Kline
and daughter. Kansas City; G. +. Chapman
and wife. Evans on: r. o Won Fritsch,
New Or cans: (. G. Becker. Denver;
NJ w Putnam, San Jose; BENZ. F. Dee,
Mrs. Harriet Scott, G. IL Geer, II. b Creigh
ION, Van ALA, His r. ". Raymond, A.
Raymond. Miss +. Raymond, New York;
Miss Helen Mccartney, kaston, Pa; W. B
Cogswell, syracu- e, n. Y; +. y. Rand, Miss
ahce NJ. Rand, Miss Lizzie Peasants, Phila.
delphia; E L. Foote and wife, MISS J F.
Chase, st. Louis; a NJ. Shook and wife, P
e. Shook, Tracy City; ]. F. vii es, North
Carolina; George Cullingsworth, A. c.
Ksnd, New Yors; Miss f. o. Rand, New
York; Mss Jessie Rand, New York;
L. W. ShuTtiiff, Ogden; w. Z King, Denver;
L P Fer y, } ID. Bromley Pr Ur!, a
y. c. Kahn, Mrs =. NJ. Fassett, Eurek
Nev.; Mrs E. Colwell, Mary a. Taylor,
Mclaughlin, Ann e Mclaughlin, Mrs W.
P. Mclaughlin, Mrs. JepOw, Mrs II. c.
Mygatt, Mrs S. B. Nugent. A Banta, f. +
Wintrey, G. J Young, o. Ring, Reno, New;
Carrie GurkeT, D3yti N, New Mrs. r. }
WEIGH, Virginia City; Mrs. S NJ. Davis u.
Virginia, New. r Lewis, Dayton, New
NJ. A Rutland, Brooklyn, n. Y T. Huge,
A. Tasting, st Louis; J. \. Whitney, q. NJ.
Scott, Evanston.
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PERSONAL.

ED. HARRIGAN and his entire com
pany are at the Cliff House.
THOMAS E. MARRIOTT, of Sandy,
came up to the city yesterday.
JAMES SHEFFIELD, of KeysviIle, came
down to Salt Lake on Wednesday.
JOHN WATSON, of the Ogden branch
of q. c. NJ. l., made trip to the city
yesterday.
Hon. W. H. KING, of Fillmore, who
for the past seven months and g half
has been studying law at the Michigan
University, Ann Arbor, returned home
Tuesday evening, having graduated
with honors il the Law course. He was
in the convention yesterday, greeting
old Legislative friends.
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LOST OR STRAYED-

IN EAST CANYON CREEK, -FOUR MILES
~ below Park City road. a small grey mare
about years old Weight about 200 pounds
When last seen she had on pair of leather
hobbies. Leave information at No Is
North, Sixth West Street, and be rewarded
T. E. Jeremy, Jr.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.
WANTED.

WANTED.
4 n INTELLIGENT, EARNEST MAN TO
y represent a large, responsible house
in his own locality, and outside of large
cities A remunerative salary to right
party. References exchanged. AN MANU-
FEATURING HOUSE, u Barclay Street, n. y.
A n OFFICE BOY, FROM u TO IA YEARS
= OF age. Apply at THE HERALD business
department
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MCCORMICK & Co..
Il "A N x e r. a
SALT LAKE A CITY, UTAH AND
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and B SiT Js5Lenh9n given to the sale of ooas
guaranteeing the ne Ti-S Sol5cit Consignments,
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and BnlIio1 non On given to the sale Of Onas
gua-sntoa!,n' We solicit Consie,,,,,
me highest Market Prices.
''Ons Made At Lowest Rate
s. 55Fseqts Orders for the Purchase ., s.,. .,
Evsgcisooocl co.. Bonds st New York and 3Hi ss N
te,s ~ on seI IL Exchange and Teiegrspb;c Trans
also fnrnissL- lllis cities Of the Tnftad Stetas.
london S9!ght Drafts OF Rerif FTnis 20
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IA EurHra-- q. ana ~ all other prominsDt roints
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REMOVED.

DROF. GEO. CARELESS HAS REMOVED
L his School of Music to 265 East Second
South Street.
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If the liver and kidneys are sluggish
and inactive, Hoods Sarsaparilia will
rouse them to prompt and regular
action. Take it now. Is
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SAILOH's CURE will Immediately
relieve Creep, Whooplng Cough and
BroncnItis. For sale st A. @. Smith &
Co. s Drug Store. Is
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mILL PROPERTY FOR SAFE

= SINGLE ROOM, FURNISH BED,
IN A NEW HOUSE AND PLEASANT LO-
! cality, near the Eagle Gate. Furniture
0ew and complete. To let at reasonable
terms to one or two gentlemen.
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500 REWARD

500 REWARD
WILL BE PAID FOR THE ARREST AND
w conviction of the person or persons
who maliciously destroyed my shade trees
on the night of July 18th
R. CLEGHORN,
Canyon Road
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Office at the Deseret Hospital Tele-
none 81 At residence. Godoe & PiytE Dcel
ina:ruction given to students ~ Sie-
aDeC- and monthly Nurses,
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WHY WILL YOU cough when Shi-
oh's Cure will give immediate re ief.
Price 10c, SOC, and 81. For Sale at u. C..
Smith & Co.'s Drug Store. II
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i THOMAS.

DENTIST, HAS REMOVED TO is MAIN
IL Street, opposite D. C II. Teeth ex-
tracted without pain by the use of vitaliEed
all.
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collections Made a. Lows.+ D.,

Stocks eF9 Yr9ers for the Purchase OF Sale y,
FrsgCisooocI 0 Bonds st New YORK sn d. sN u
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FOR SALE
STRAYED.

I NEW CALIGRAPH NO ., CHEAP. J. B.
i HARTFORD, 21S NJ. Street
St. Landry democrat., 1887-09-24
THE GREAT GAME.
Wilkoffalosky's Criminal Offense Against
the Strict Laws of Draw Poker.

wilkofalosky's Criminal Offense Against
the Strict Laws of Draw Poker.
"He asks me I some money got, und ven
have he asks me of some poker don t blay."
Hugh Wilkotfalosky, diminutive one-eyed
German, was trying to explain away the
charge of larceny against him.
''Und We blay fife hours. ven Catch on as
he vas cheating me. Ven 1 got drei sefens
he got Club flush, only dot kyeen Of CLUBS
got plue pack ven der odders got ret packs.
Und Won time grabs all der money up and
runs away NIT it."
How much money had you when you
began playing?" asked Prosecuting Attor
ney Coffey.
'Ten tahler and a-half"
'And how much did you run off with ?"
''Dvelf tahler und feefty-fife cent
"What was the biggest pot you had? p
"Apoud two tahler. | hat trie mines und
he got trie yacks ven We stop und lch bob
nine causes fermegen valoren-l vas proke."
His hand was the best. was it?''
''The question is unnecessary" interrupted
his honor; the court will take judicial cog
nizance Of the fact that three jacks beat three
Mines"
"Von time dole myself trei kenigs aber
ven he raise me some lay 'em town, II
"Whats that" exclaimed the court.
Wilkoffolosky repeated his statement.
'That is enough, sir. Any man who will
lay down three kings when he deals himself"
said the court in hurt tone, deserves to
stand in the dock. Such man has no
earthly business to play poker. Besides you
ran off with over $l2 when you only lost
$40 So At least you stole the difference.
The court finds you guilty of petty larceny.
Tomorrow for sentence. San Francisco Es-
1S12p9s
St. Landry democrat., 1887-09-24

so I was soon out of that. But if it
hadn't been for Jim Budgelows right
ear probably my bones would now be
decorating that terrace in Red Hen
Gulch.
Jim didn't stay long at Hornetsville
after that. He got in couple of little
scrapes. In the first one he had the right
of it and nobody objected.
Jim was playing down at Tom Multi
CAMS pretty late one night with a sort
of dandy sport that had dropped in
from Denver. Everybody else had
gone; Tom Mulligan had fallen asleep
in his chair, and the man behind the bar
was nodding across the counter, which
was almost directly back of Jim. He
was losing right along in way that
made him uncomfortable and suspicious.
lie glanced around; the barkeeper was
half-lying across the bar with his head
on one arm and his face turned toward
the players. He appeared to be asleep.
However, Jim took the precaution of
quietly taking the plug from his ear,
without being observed by his opponent.
Pretty soon he heard the fellow behind
him softly lift his head little, as if
afraid of being overheard, and not with
the unconscious movement of sleeping
man. Jim slipped his hand down to
his revolver, noiselessly adjusted little
mirror he had behind the lock for just
such emergencies, cooked it and quickly
brought it up behind the cards, which he
held in his left hand, till the barrel
St. Landry democrat., 1887-09-24

pointed over his right shoulder, took aim
in an instant by the glass at the eye Of
the spying bartender, who was playinga
skin game into the hands of the gambler,
and fired He got his man, but the gam
bier was too quick for him, and shot out
of the door like lightning. That was
the last ever seen of him in Hornetsyille.
Some of the boys found fault with Jim
for not giving it to the sport first, but
Jim said, though he'd trust that right
ears reports from the word 60, he thought
he'd make dead sure of his case before he
shot the fellow. The first glance in the
little mirror settled it. OF course nobody
could blame Jim for this affair, though
at first Tom Mulligan was little mad to
lose such tirst-class bartender, good ar
ticles of that sort being somewhat rare
in the mountains just then.
"But hardly a one Of the boys stuck up
for Jim in his next scrape. He knew
they wouldn't, and lit out without wait
ing for public opinion to get at him.
"Tom Mulllgan started a restaurant
next door to his saloon, and brought
girl over from Denver for cashier. She
wasn't very handsome; she was freckled,
had washed out red hair and bad teeth;
but she was a girl and the boys went
wild over her The restaurant trade just
doomed. Jim was completely gone on
her. He couldn't get enough to eat in
those days, and couldn't pay often enough
for what he did get. Spruce young
Johnny Whittle, though he'd been used
to finer society, paid good deal Of atten-
ton to the girl, too; just for fun l sup
pose. He knew more about the sex than
Jim did, but Jim meant business and
Johnny didn't.
Jim used to loaf around the restaurant
nights till it closed up, and then drop
into the saloon for a game or a drink
before going home. One night he started
out earlier than usual, leaving most of
the boys still in at Toms. Jim knew
that the girl lived over the restaurant.
He'd often looked up for the light in her
rOOm-One reason why he went off early.
But this particular night, as | happen to
know there wasn't any light. In few
minutes Jim returned. His face was
white and stern. He stood in the door
moment, looking sort of wild-like
"'Stand out there, Johnny Whittle he
said. And the first man that stirs is good
as dead! I've got d little speech to make.