Telegram-herald., 1887-07-24

I-It ~ 49,
O-Wssh-ts-Sonss D. mar come 70 that
By ssihas out bis share Ia a sood
pslp p.Esas vhicA he purchased less than
year s<o "A company With Noses Fled,
Don n Diskinson and Charles L. 0rtnsan.
NJ. Weston could today clear up $4,000
clear pro6k. Mr.. Weston lsfs last night %
try Al s4ratoxs aud isink the tesstiy waters
they pfoylds there.
Don n Dickinson. following the sxsmpls
Of bis friend, the president Is fishing some
where IN TIE woods. That bFizhtest Of all
society seexiies fsaa Iopsess of Ass
YORK has this snsnf the deboasir Don
snd some others you and know siueethe
departure Of Miss Palms for Europe, ex-
Florida Senator Jones has mystsriously dis
appeared from Detroit. After the election
Of his successor be ceased to Dc of use 10
Don VI. Dickinson. the Michigan Demo
cratic boss. The Don found il exceedingly
useful 10 have the loye-loEn Senator in De-
tFoit. he succeeded in getting the Presi-
dent 20 appoint nearly or all OF
the hundred names he offered for
Office. and was probably the only
man on whose word the President relied
Jones. ss member OF the COMMITTEES, signed
bis name for the confirmation by the SEN
ate OF al Of the lions sppointees. As
facile tool. Dickinson hoped for the re-
election of Jones. but the FlOriden, with
that insane egotism which caused him 20
stand hours daily before his glass address
ing an imaginary Senate. believed 10 the
last moment that he would be re elected TO
the Senate by the Florida people without
outside aid. II was a singular hallucina-
ton of Senator Jones that be did no; know
Miss Palms by sight; he simply knew that
she was an heiress Of several millions. IL
Is now known that for some time Miss
Palms has been engaged TO DIR. Thompson,
OF Detroit. a brother of ex-Mayor W. q.
Thompson. The ex-mayor's wife is a
cousin OF Miss Palms, and the Doctor has
not been obliged TO go out Of the privacy Of
the family home to do his wooing.
Husband after dinner Saturday night:
Fanny do you know the Police have been
instructed to report every man who kisses
his wife. or any other mans wife. on Sun
day"
Young wife: why. George. darling,
what will We do'"
He: "Do as the ice man does-unload a
double weight every Saturday night"
Hey, Pugsby. you've just come down
from the Island of Mackinac. haven't your
Yes; been there for three weeks"
well. how many saw mills are there on
that island, any way"
Saw mills. There isn't one. What the
deuce do you mean"
why everybody that comes down from
there is talking about planks."
"PIsnks? Oh. yes; why Plauk's is the
new Grand Hotel there"
Lots of good things are being said Of
Little Jake the East Saginaw millionaire'
who is summering at Long Branch. His
name is Seligman and its means blessed
man." and the Jolly little fellow who used
to drive q red wagon and sell socks in the
Saginaw Valley is really weH.named. he
is the smallest in statute and the biggest in
heart of all Michigan miIlionaires.
He is President OF one bank.
director of nine others and a
director in four railroads. New York
Truth SAYS of him: He carries round with
him more bank notes than any man living,
and yet be would not repay an enterprising
thief the trouble of robbing him. They are
all notes of his own bank, but without his
signature as President When he wants to
pay for anything he just takes one of the
notes, signs it, and it becomes currency At
once Without the signature the whole
block he carries represents only so much
waste paper.
The well-drilled patrolmen of this city
have been so often fined for not paying
street car fare while not in uniform, that
am constnined to tell the latest story about
ADAUtt(u4ttt y. CuiAtA. AsAAth5 tONh VIC
other day in a "bob-tail' he jumped Oft
without paying his fare. The driver, how
ever, had his eye on him. and not knowing
he had been carrying an angel unawares
called out: Here, Bub, you can't play no
tricks on me. Mosey right back here and
pay your fare Superintendent Smith, at
the SOUND OF the familiar name of "Bub, -
came to a dead bait and a right-about
face. but when he discovered that
instead OF one OF bis familiar friends-pay-
dslsasz s.ei one OF bis 'intimates lit was
only a common street car driver. bis face
greE Eedder than ever the town xas
painted. a lady passenger Whispered
through The door 10 the net driver, whom
Andy Bevier had imported from Rock
ford last week, that he vas addressing ths
Chief Of Police
Great Moses That the Chief Of Police,.'
cried the driver ss he whipped up bis
horses. why I thought that was enc of
your fifeen- year old city dudes"
And the driver eyed his lady informant
With suspicion duringthe remainder Of the
trip.
CEDAR SPRINGS CUlIiNGS.