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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
PORT CT HONOL III, II. }.
AR REV rs.

TUESDAY February l.
Am VIII blk Abraham Barker, Tobey, from q
cruise
Schr Ehukai, from Waialua. Oahu
Schr Kaulilua, from Waialua
Schr Caterina, from Hanalei
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
DEPARTURES

TUESDAY february 1.
stmr Waialeale, Weir for Ha;nakua, Hawaii,
via Lahaina, Maui, at
Stmr Bishop, CLANCY, for kilauea and
Hanalei, via Waianae, at noon
Stlnr Surprise, Weisbarth. for kuau, at p IN
Schr Nettie Merrill. Tor LahainL
Schr WaiOIi, for Kuau
Schr Rob Roy, for koolau
Schr RaleaIaia, for PepeekeO Hilo, Hawaii
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
six 1ears Old.

Our evening contemporary, the 'Bul-
letin,' entered upon its sixth year yes
ter, 1t has had healthy growth.
We wish it lon g and prosperous career.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
IA Kinc,s Hatred.

The king of Portugal hates the French
republic SO much that he will not cross
the French territory to visit his friends
and relatives in Germany, but goes
thither by water.-Chicago Herald.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
vessels Leaving Eo-Day

Stmr Mikahala, Hall, for Nawiliwili, Waimea,
KoIoa, etc, Kauai, at p III
Schr Canute, from HilO
Schr Ehuk3I, from IA, Oahu
Schr Mary, for HamaknI
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
A Word for the Mosquito.

Thoreau wrote in laudation of the mos
quito that it %as "a standing advertise
ment till forbidden of the everlasting
vigor anG fertility o. the world"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
reoa.t.nq..t - Interior.

y 20 .
]. Alarai Esq. aas t4i= a.. ce=n appointed
Road surervisgr 1or tue D-=..lct 81 ilona, Island
OF Oahu. vice & ~ Hart, res med
Z. ATOLO,
Minister of the Interior.
Honolulu. February 1, 1887.
459 dfeb3 wfeb21
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
Department IS Enteeior.

Departnl,nio IS EnteeICr.
Saturday, the 18th day OF February, being the
fourteeutl 14thl ami versary Of the accession of
His Majesty 10 ,he throne, will be observed as
National Holiday, aud al Government offices
throughout the Kingdom viii be closed.
L. AHOLO,
Minister Of Interior.
Interior office, January Is, 1887.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
FAX collectors Notice.

Tie Tax Collector viii commence collecting
taxes in the district of Hilo Island of Hawaii, at
the following places
From Kanaee to Ool-ala, at the North HiIo
Court House, Laupahoehoe,
From IIakalau to Aeakaha, at the Court House
in HIlo Town.
Oh sugar plantations taxes will be collected at
the o:iice of each respective plantation. Notice
viii be given beforehand TO managers by the
Tax Collector, or by his order, what day he
should cali to collect taxes.
f. PAHIA,
Tax Collector of HiIo, Hawaii.
Hilo, December 1, 1886. d&wtf
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08
Judgment of Eyes.

"What do you consider the most
beautiful cyes?" was asked.
"Well, they're very scajce," said
the old gentleman, letting his eyes
wander over the half dozen faces be-
fore him, not one here has got the
ideal eye. It's perfect violet or
velvet brown, as soft and gentle as Il
does. Violet eyes are very rare.
l don't mean deep blue eyes.
Babies have them sometimes, but
I've seen only one or two women
with them, and nevcra man. They
denote too perfect a character for
Undergraduates, intelligence, devo-
ton and boundless faith. These
virtues aren't often found in one
person.
Drown eyes? Yes, they are plcn-
tiful, and physically perhaps the
most beautiful eyes in the world. |
think they come next to violet eyes
when they are light enough to read
feeling in them. Dark brown eyes
are to deep. They seldom mirror
the hearts feelings, but are fine to
look at"
"Gray eyes are the most common
in the world: so what in general do
they characterize in the opinion Of
the eyeologist?" asked Il youth with
pair of blue-gray orbs.
"Well, there are hundred differ
ent kinds of gray eyes, you know"
said the oldlgentleman. "Yours are
one kind and mine another. People
haven't become. advanced enough
to have more than four or five colors
to apply to eyes, so any that are not
blue, or black, or brown, or hazel,
are called gray. You seldom see a
real stupid person with gray eyes;
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08
Humiliating the Editor.

An exchange says "After you get on
your ear, make up your mind to stop
your paper, to humiliate the editor, just
poke your finger in water and then pull
it out and look for the hole Then you
will see how badly youare missed. The
man who thinks paper cannot survive
without his support ought to go off and
stay awhile. When he comes back he
will find half his friends didn't know he
was gone the other half didn't care a
cent, and the world at large did not keep
any account of his movement whatever.
You will probably find some things in
the home paper you cannot indorse. If
you were to stop your paper and call the
editor all sorts Ofugly names, the paper
still would be published, and you would
sneak around and borrow Il copy. 1t is
much better to keep your vest pulled
down and your subscription paid up"
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08
How a Man Goes to Bed.

Speaking of how man goes to bed
an exchange says: "There's where a
man has the advantage. He can un-
dress in cool room and have his
bed warm before woman has her
hairpins out and her shoes united"
That is how it looks in print, and
this is how it looks in reality: 81 am
going to bed, my dear; it is 1O;3O.
No reply. "Now, John, you are al
ways late in the morning. Do go to
bed" eyes, in a minute" he re-
plies, as he turns the paper wrong
side out and begins a lengthy article
headed "The Louisiana Middle. -
Fifteen minutes later she calls from
the bedroom: "John, come to bed
and don't keep the gas burning here
all night" and murmuring about
"the bill being big enough now," she
creeps between the cold sheets, while
John sits placidly on, his feet across
the piano stool and a cigar in his
mouth. By and by he rises, yawns,
stretches himself, throws the paper
on the floor and proceeds to that vig-
orous exercise, shaking the coal
stove. Just at this stage a not alto
gether pleasant voice inquiries For
PHYS sake, amt you ready for bed
yet?" eyes, yes, I'm coming; why
don't you go to sleep and let fel-
low alone ?" Then he discovers that
there is coal needed. When that Is
supplied and ratified into the stove
he sits down to warm his feet. Next
he begins slowly to undress, and as
he stands scratching himself, and
absently gazing on the last garment
dangling over the back of the chair
he remembers that the clock is not
wound yet. When this is attended
to he wants a drink of water, and
away he promenades to the kitchen.
OF course, when he returns his skin
resembles that of picked chicken,
and once more he seats himself be-
fore the fire for the last time to warm
up. As the clock strikes 12 he turns
out the gas and with flop of the
bed-clothes bring forth the remark ::
"Good gracious, if that man amt
enough to try the patience of Job!'
Setting her teeth hard, she awaits
the final flop, with the accompany
ing blast of cold air, and then quiet
ly inquiries if he is settled for the
night, to which he replies by mutter-
ing: "If you amt the provokingest
woman"
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08
Brace Up.

You are feeling depressed, your appe-
tite is poor, you are bothered with Head
ache, you are fidgetty, nervous, and gem
orally out of sorts, and want to Jraue up.
Brace up, but not with stimulants, spring
medicines, or bitters, which have for
their basis very cheap, bad whiskey, and
which stimulate you for an hour, and
then leave you in worse condition than
before. What you want is an Alternative
that will purify your blood, start healthy
actiou of Liver and Kidneys, restore yonr
vitality, and give renewed health and
strength. Such medicine you will find
IN Electric Bitters, and only so cents a
bottle at all Drug Stores.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08
How the Girls Do Fool the
Boysl

There are two young ladies in
town who have been rivals. They
are both handsome, and both have
lots of admirers. Like all rivals in
the world of young men, they final
ly dropped their affections on one
man. He was the devotee of one,
and the other naturally wanted to
capture him. She did, and in the
course Of the eventful conversation
she wanted to know what key he
wore on his chain. Being violently
enamored, he told her that it was
the key Of a paddock bracelet clasp
ed on her rivals arm.
"You cantlove me. l won't have
5jpything to do with you. Go back
to tb,SrIpean girl"
Il s,roor : don't care anything
about herr ,, .
viii you send that key oOtss- - -
her?"
Certainly. Here, ifyou don't be-
lieve me, I'll let you take it back to
her
'Oh, how good of you. III see
she gets it.
And the next day she went to call
on the rival.
I've got such news for you, Ida
Yes, what is it,
I'm engaged
You don't say. To whom?
TO Henry Smith.
Henry Smith 2
'Yes, l know, of course, he's been
an old flame of yours, and-well-I
couldn't naturally, my dear, allow
him to keep the key. know what
it is, and so | brought it to you
She watched her rivals face very
closely. But the rival had given
too many mean thrusts in her time
to meet this mprcpared. She
smiled.
'On, you needn't have troubled.
You might have let him keep it,
i couldn't think of it. How could
you get the bracelet OFF,
That key doesn't open this brace
let. Try it,
She put it in the lock. 1t turned
around with a little click, but the
paddock did not open
no, see here, Here are three
like it. You won't tell ON me, dear,
will you? But the fact is, was so
pcstcred by those boys begging me
to let them lock this bracelet that |
went and got dozen keys that
would 90 all around the lock and
never open or close it, and George
Simpson got one; and Harry Jones,
and Sam Johnson, and-I don't re-
member who all. The man who's
got the real kew is i'll New York
And the disgusted rival went back
and told Henry Smith she didn't
intend to marry born idiot.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08

but the genuine gray-that is al
ways found among highly intellec-
tual people. Steel gray eyes with
large pupils denote intense feeling;
blue-gray eyes are general among
people witlA kindly hearts. You
never find a real mean spirit behind
pair Of blue-gray eyes.
I've made Il study of real blue
eyes" he continued. "They denote
quickness of thought, and generally
fine physical development, when
they are large and bright. About
nine-tenths of our engineers, railroad
brakeman, lighthouse keepers, po-
licemen, cadets, and army and
navy officers, and many others select
ed for physical perfection, have blue
eyes. Very few blue-eyed people
are color-blind or near-sighted.
"Hazel eyes denote musical ability
and grace of person. They are
very pretty eyes, too, and then there
are real green eyes. They are moi
so scarce as is generally supposed
but | haven't made Il close study Of
them, or of yellow eyes either
hear the latter are very fashionable
but l should imagine yellow-eyed
person would have a nice DISPOSE
ton"
After further discussion about
the value of eyeology the old scien
tist put on his goldrimmed glasses
over a pair of sharp gray eyes and
wandered out of the square, pausin!
to ascertain the color of the optic!
of ever person who passed him.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08
The Only Way to CONQUER Dyspepsia.

1t is perfectly preposterous to introduce
pepsin and other artificial solvents into
the stomach, in the expectation that they
will assist digestion by acting on the food
itself They will not. Nor is it possible
thus to overcome dyspepsia. The only
way to conquer that disorder, and pre-
vent the numerous diseases and disabili-
ties which it assuredly provokes, is to
renew the activity of gastric action bv
strengthening the stomach Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters eradicates the most in
veterate forms of Indigestion by restoring
vitality TO the alimentary organs, and
those which are tributary to them. The
liver, the bowels, the Kidneys and the
nerves, no less than the stomach, exper-
iencethe invigorative effects of that stand
ard tonic, which possesses Alternative pro-
perties that greatly enhance its beneficial
influence, and give permanence to its
effects which they would not otherwise
pQssoss.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08
Sleep.

The old saying in regard to sleep.
"nine hours are enough for fool" " !
has frightened many people from
taking rest that was necessary to
them. mature takes five custom
seven, laziness nine and wickedness
eleven" is wrong in at least two Of
its assertions. There are very few
instances in which nature does not
demand more than five hours sleep.
1t is true that sleeping, like eating,
is very much Il matter of habit,
and you may train yourself to dis
pense with more than five hours
sleep, and you may omit the third
meal of the day. How long you will
flourish under such a regimen will
depend upon the strength Of your
constitution. You may fare like the
mans horse, who, when it had be-
come reduced to diet of one straw
day, in the most ungrateful man
ner died on his hands. A person
may need nine hours sleep out of
the twenty-four without being either
lazy or foolish. Indeed he is wise
man if, feeling that he requires
them, he is sensible enough to take
them, Goethe, when performing his
greatest literary feats, took nine
hours sleep A full-grown adult in
healthy condition will seldom re-
quirc more than eight. If, however,
he discovers that he is not sufficient
ly refreshed by eight hours he
should take more. 1t is pretty
safe rule to sleep as long as you are
sleepy. "There are people, says a
writer, "who are wise enough to eat
when they are hungry, but who have
never attained that high degree Of
wisdom to sleep when they are
sleepy" Unless you are very lazy
person indeed, you are not likely to
take more than your constitution
requires, for, of course, dawdling i'll
bed is not sleeping. BY shortening
the necessary hours for sleep you
may bring upon yourself "insom-
MIA" There are scientific writers on
the subject who claim that the best
remedy for this is to learn to sleep
i ~ II. af2 Daytime. This is very well
,.horo Co., eeyas,lee cause, work, watch
H. may have fail
ing, or pleasure, you u'rwtJiorhss,, : 49,
ed to get your needed sleep folARl
night or Two. There is undoubtedly
a great virtue in maps, even short
ones, and the art Of mapping in the
daytime, although | could never ac-
quire it, is a desirable one, and, like
most arts, is a matter of practice;
to get into the habit of turning night
into day, and if you are not kept
awake by care and illness, but mere
ly have lain awake because you
could not sleep, I should recon-
mend you to fight the consequent
drowsiness the next day, in order
that you may, if possible, resume
your natural rest at night Sleep
lessness is generally the result of an
unfortunate habit of thinking" gem
orally on unpleasant subjects, after
one has retired for the night. DR..
Frank Hamilton, a great physician
and wise man, said: Gloomy
thoughts prevent sleep The poor
and unfortunate magnify and in
crease their misfortune by too much
thinking, Blessed be he who invent
ed sleepp but thrice blessed be he
who shall invent cure for think
ing - Chicago News.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08

An usherin one of the Brooklyn thea
tres occupies a like position in Il we'll
known church, and it is charged against
nm that he said to a worshiper last
Sunday: "The gallery is full, sir, but
there is plenty of room in the orchestra. !"
The net of fisherman at Bay CITY
Mich, became entangled about a sunk
en- log, which was raised to the surface
with difficulty and the net recovered.
The fisherman, instead of being annov-
ed by the occurrence, sold the loo e..
$50 and went home happy. He had
caught valuable piece Of oak timber,
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08

= tling has caused such
Propably no ono II1--.e. prur
a general revival of trade at all ~
Stores as their giving away to their GUS
toners of so many free trial bottles Of DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption.
Their trade is simply enormous in this
very valuable article from the fact that
it always cures and never dissapoints.
Coughs, Bolds, Asthma, Bronchitis,
Group, and all throat and lnng diseases
quickly cured. You can test it before
buying by getting a trial bottle free, large
size 81. Every bottle warranted. 3
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08

The Best Salve in the wdfld for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chiiblains
.o!rns, and all Skin Eruptions, and DOS
ltively cures Piles, or no pay required
1t Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price d CENTS
per box. For sale by all druggists.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-01-08

Men resemble the gods in nothing
as much as in doing good to their
fellow creatures.
Another washout on the clothes
line.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

TIE movement in Switzrrland is
progressing fa,or.i.ly, a: least in 50
far as securing lay of rest from phys
ical labor IS concerned. The railroads
have nov conce.lcd \ regular SUNDAY
off to all their employees.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

The Methodists of Fort Worth have
begun the erection of 500, 900 church,
corner of Fourth and Ives Streets.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29
NEW YORK LUMBER
& Wood Yard
Go To NJ. Il. HOwelI's

East side of track one block south of
depot is where you will find number
one dry lumber, Sugar pine, Cedar,
Fir, and all Dimention lumber for
buildings, sawed and shaved cedar
shingles, Sash Doors, Blinds, Screen
Doors, Mouldings, Wall and Stair
ratings, Balusters, Brackets, Newell
posts, Ceiling, Rustic, Flooring, and
all kinds of Finishing lumber, sawed
and split Cedar posts, Il inch plank
sawed expressly for sidewalks. I
represent the Sugar Pine Door &
Lumber Co. of Grants Pass Or. which
from personal inspection l believe to
De the finest establishment on the Pa
cifc coast, it employees seventy men.
The Proprietors and Overseers are all
Eastern men and experts in the bust
ness, the machinery is new and put
up in the best manner, and all under
srtict discipline and order. Their
work is all done by number one me-
chanies and is equal to any work of
the kind done in New York OF the
East. Fruit boxes, Picket fences and
Gates complete. I also represent a
number one mill at Yoncolla where 1
have sawed all Dimention lumber to
order on short notice. All gual anteed
as represented or no sale. Call and
see stock and prices before purchasing.
Stove wood constantly on hand at
HHADR TIME nDMNNS
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

The Pope derives $4,000 from
capital left by Plus TX, and deposited
in Eaglish banks, $1,000, 900 from
rents, and ss,Ooo,o00 from aPeter's
pence" " the gifts of Roman Catholics
in all parts Of the world.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

AT a conference of the sect known as
the Mennonite Brethren in Christ,
held at Reading, Pa, recently, vote
was passed that preachers be prohibi-
ted from riding on railroads on Sunday.
One minister declared that he walked
eighteen miles every Sunday.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

The White Cross Army has grown
to large proportions in New York.
At late monthly meeting in New
York City 800 young men, all MEM
bers. were present. On March 29 the
Army will celebrate its second anniver.
sary.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29
WArrERsoN TO oLEvELAND.

o, thou
Inevitable!
Thou Predestinated:
Thou Presbyteri-but hold I would
Not call religion into politics
Thou necessitated Destiny,
| shall work for thee
But l shall slug thee in the neck
Between times
With bag of words!
And l am one of the many thousand
similar
Kickers!
Although men can control their
Destiny!
They may dsmn it,
With big D;
Aud democrats as is democrats
Epell their name
With big D;
Which gives us two of a kind
Not much, perhaps
But something!
Thou art the
Unavoidable!
The certitude of '8S:
And why should we
Al
Lose that which we have gained
By nullifying the means
By which we gained itl
We shouldn't, that's why;
And we sre not going tol
The bitterest medicine
Oft brings US sweet health,
And when it come to taking
Bitters,
A democrat needs but small
Coaxing!
That's my opinion, and, tho
There is in my name the sound
OF that which we seldom take.
| may be relied upon as
Representative democrat!
Q, thou political necessity,
Go on!
Do as you please:
We don't like it, but we've got
To stand it,
Because half-loaf
Is better than no bread,
And we did starve before you
Gave us that
Doggone the luck.
Washington Critic.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

The foreign Anarchists and Socialists
in this country who are bowling that
American liberty is fraud should have
their attention called to the fact that
owing to the steamship war 'the fare
to Europe is only SIS.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

A statistician claims there IS one di-
vorce to every four and a half marrii.
ages. L is the half marriage that ac-
counts for the divorce every time. Tbs
half married are wholly miserable
Albany Journal.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29
At Grand Rapids. Mich. in the In

At Grand Rapids, Mich, in the Uni
ted States Court, a verdict has been
rendered for $3.50 against the city
Charlotte, in favor of James Cathcart,
Salvation Army Captain, who was ar
rested year ago for parading tho
streets against the orders of the coun-
c:l. He sued for $4,000.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

A woman can sharpen a pencil, but
she req uires leisure.-Journ of Edu.
cation. And plenty of pcncils.-Cin-
ninnatti Commercial
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

The English Wesleyan Chapel Com
mittee's report shows that lis new
chapels were provided for last year, at
an estimated cost of 9l72,S29. The
total outlay sanctioned for new chap.
els, parsonges, schools, and improve
ments was G305,714.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-04-29

The fifth international tenth Ma
tionaD Sunday-school Convention of
the United States and Territories, and
British North American Provinces,
will be he'd in Chicago, Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday, June 1-3,
llsS7.