Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-03-05
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I" Advertise your business Il payA" Both
These meu have accumulated Immense for.
tunsA and undoubtedly know - we'll, II not
little better than most business men, the
great return OF benefits accruine from adver-
Using. Tho common public seem TO voice
this same sentiment since there is hardly =
business carried On nowadays but frequen.
mention 10 made Of II either through the
newspapers or else In some advertising sheet
especially gotten up for that purpose
Yes, advertising undoubtedly pays, and
the msn who neglacts this superbly dsve'.
ol'ed modern device, be hiA wares ever 20
much superior 10 that Of hf< xu.s,icaliy Ad.
vertised competitor's wiE invArIAo;y We one
ot the rear admirals Ia the onpAra TuAr5h OF
prosperity. No, not by any means ~tuld
We underrate advertising per se--far frptl Il.
We aincersly believe iu Il 1t is . great con.
vonionce for the purchaser II he can ilst nick
up paper and learn In . few minui~ time
exactly whore he can obtain the tssired ar.
tcle, aud always much chespe, SID better in
quality than he himself had any idea of get.
ting IL Advertising Is one OF those modern
luxuries served grstuitously 10 both rich and
poor, and accomplishing . double good. On
the one hand It just informs the purchaser
that either this OF that article Is something he
stands In need of, that this is the only genu-
Inc one Of the kind, and TO be obtained at a
very reasonable price. On the other hand II
serves to bring business men before the no.
tice Of the public, 80 that they may be en-
sbled to dispose Of their cheap and excellent
wares more readily than those who do not
advertise their business
We are often reminded OF the fac, that we
are living in fast age aud il this is true OF
any particular routine of affairs more than
that OF any other, 1t must certainly be In the
advertisement realm. The progress that has
been manifested here, especially during the
last i've or ten years, has been 30 rapid that
the ordinary good, honest man has been try
ing to keep pace with 1t with . good deal OF
Inconvenience and difficulty. He often has
to lean over to the one side, then again to the
other, then twist himself up In such dis
torted position that, could he have his photo
taken just at that time, he would hardly
deem II much OF an orn ament for Christian
drawing room.
Most of you must undoubtedly have heard
the remark that Horace Greeley is said to have
made on one occasion, viz. That not all
Democrats were horse thieves, but whenever
| horse was stolen it was al ways done by a
Democrat. We have no time to discuss tha,
| question now, but this much We would say
The narrow.mihded pessimist is wrong when
| he heraids abroad his abnormaHy developed
| idea that !" our newspapers can no longer be
| trusted" Far from anything like that they
| are doing an immense amount OF good daily y
| and VINO is there that would be wiling to dc
without them even for but a single week
| but mere IL any Oh ther departments where
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In order to make myself little clearer
io' me i'lus'rste suppose, now, you are {
perfect stranger in the city OF Lancaster, yot
come to me and ssk TO be directed 10 the col
leeA rSTnnns mavbs IN sae p,e.idan, Ami,
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trns, ,on rny ,,,t ou Nv WI, n say ~, couia no
nov p,cx M NV evsnin~ s nsner ' sn, in,a,
ested in the Chinese question, and right a
the top Of the paper l notice this heading
lhe Chinese Must 20 begin to read, au,
the article runs somewhat Ike this aud >
must neuralgia and rhenmstim when Dl
IS Oil attacks them. Here Is smother one
lhonsands Rescaed FROM Dedth :" Io
90" wi,, ia.rr tat.r ~, ,ha, ~, ion i, ri,e
| were saved hv snccess of a rerts;n syrpn =
balsam by whom 1t Is manufactured, wher
1t can 10 bought and how much per bottle.
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Undoubtedly some will say now you mu;
be fool il you can't at once recogaizs tb
| difYsrenca bs, wsen psueJaI reaa;no matte
and an advertisement Rnt aon,, hs 10, 90,
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~ see .ue youns iaoy VINO would take III
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| lie parauraph % JSe Dvrn,inn nf - L,f,,
J No, she will begin to read right on. But a
the Information she gets on the all importar
subject Is tho following d" The duration of
kiss has been found to be from one-half of
second 70 one anu quarter minutes, accort
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hames, anu naturally Would read this
"Shaitesburg," said the king one day to tbs
| courtier, 81 believe you are the wick ed O.
fellow In nv dominion For a suhiec
| please your majesty. / belisys am. a,
| swered the witty sarl and then he whi,
pered TO the Queens hired eirl that -
| lotion ia a sure cure for poison oak
the philosopher. "PdatdtIoH PItosophy.
treasures decrease as da come near u
Ds nsh Is heap bigger lore he gifts outen
water. Dare sn only one ling that l kno
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