Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1887-01-07
OUR iIIEIDUSEOPE

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degrees below zero. And yet Dakota wants
to come into the Union.
Only homcly women and those of uncer-
tain age now weartall hats-BOstOH POST
Next
Sam Jones says a man should be ninety
five per cent backbone. Talmage comes
the nearest TO it of anybody we know.
Tom Ochitree complains that his
stories are exaggerated when repeated. If
this is true, Toms powers are failing.
Frank auckland secures sleep when
waketul by eating two or three onions.
The rest of the family then take their turn
at insomnia
Henry Irving's favorite color is crimson.
This is apt to be the favorite color with
actors.
There ale 10000 brass hands in the coun-
try and about forty times as many brass
checks.
King Kalakaua the Hawaiian Islands,
ha, gambIed away $4,000 deposited by
poor people in the Postal Saving bank.
We had no idea Kalakaua stuck up to be
Il tiuaucer.
viii somebody please remove the bent
pin from the Bulgarian throne
| Henry George says that 1t Is not natural
for meu to want to work. Henry has some
sensible notions, but he doesn't cOniine
| himself to them.
II is easy to call names. except when
YOUR first born needs one.
Ii /, announced that Ouida's new Amer
/ lean novel is to be strictly moral in tone,
hut it is going to be an awful strain ON
Ouida.
The Sioux tribe of Indians have a sub
chief who is named. The who-ran-so-
fast that the-wiud. was-eft- behind" Sub
ordinate sachems OF the same variety are
plentiful in every civilized community,
but they are known as the -who-run-
! to dog fights.
Tine University Of Bolotna is soon TO
caIahr,ta the SOltb anniversary or its
foundation. The original SAUSAGE viii
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rho Chinese. ,,i,i.to,. roce,,l,. c,il.d IN
NC N"'", ',N'"''' N't' '
President OieNeiand' nut ne TOOK the pre-
caution 90 wear his jade ring which ;
cou-id red among the Orieutlls an infil-
| liHlp charm against all evil influences, liz
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lnrre Is q'"'e II sur III '"u oNcl ..e
accidental shooting OF polGyamlst. We
are sorry the shooting occurred but 50 long
-. rh. hnuet was bound to perforate some
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uu"1' We "'S 80" !, On"7O d" P"'' -''.''''9 T.
MS wives can divide 'he "li''ctloh ol ana
get over 1t sooner
\ boy can walk four miles to 90 skating,
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an" draS some o'her lelIoW SISTER All tne
way on sled, bnt when ms mother wants
him to bring up q bag of crackers from the
grocery his kidneys are 50 weak that he
darse MT.
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r,laany calls an New YEARS 1av -,
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o'opsoi- 49, l co'''uH T. 'ca''e" IT,
get out my dlesa SUIT night before, ana
found that Mrs. Bloosou mad sent 1t OF
to the Sandwich Islands in u Christmas
box"
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,vben ht ,,,.s SLOW, an food NRnytnu post
"mvi' ne E'ea 30" oi' ioo'' i''o'''' '>'
l ms Is 'he tline "ueh you can zen d
man 2haracter ny the Gonuition oil Ms
sue w. eS'1"" iie','!o
a TIeau IohE h'EHIeu IS Htai'Iut
III an lnuIduH paper: AhOiuer HOS 81
democrat mus htye lauren heir loa lhlrI
c'aSs post oi'Ice'- A""'Sc"'e Con''"'''t''
W ny uou I SOu llS luc HOl-Ntttl
. cure ? asked Tompkins of friend WHO
} was complaining OF indigestion. "Drlnt
/ cup ol not water every morning.
1 DO was the reply. II drink our board
/ ng mousse Tea every morning. '-Ncn
or" sun
' is it correct to say i put up at tn,
{ y hotel -" inquired one travelling
e man of another.
+ No"
| "What ought | to say ?"
Il put up with the u hotel would b.
= about the thing. '-Hcrchuht IrdrciIcr.
Il 1t is not desirable that woman shout,
,. look like an arm chair walking back ward
y. Y. lIOrid.
It Woman with bigb hats .bor,d t,lo N
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