The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-02-26
PIT]r AND POINT.

HE sweets OF married IIe bnouio
never be kept in family jars.
WHEN does a man impose upon him.
self? When he taxes his memory.
SITTING BULL has five wives. They
manage TO keep his wigwam for him.
Why is lazy young dog like an in
clinsd plane? Because he is slow pup.
In the olden times we lived by days
Of toll. Now we live by knights OF
Labor.
In there is any one who she uld lac
trapped in slumbcr." ii is the man who
shores.
Now, THEN, raid the dancing-master,
when he was setting his clock, "all
hands around"
WHAT" asked Toozer, "do you
think of man who owed his tailor o
bill for two years?" .sThe deucel" ex-
claimed Brown. excitedly, Who is the
tailor Quickl"
This is rather dead kind of town"
said drummer in wearied tone Of
voice to the barkeeper. well, what
can you expect, was the logged reply
when the principal industry of the
place is crematory ?"-Jttdge.
The self-sacriiice of boxers is really
something wonderful. There are very
few who would not prefer their oppo-
nents to have the newest, softest, and
best gloves, while they would put up
themselves with an old and hard pair.
MOTHER" said little girl to her
parent, who takes great interest in
charitable institutions, Il wish / were
an orphan" "Why so, my dear?' BE
cause should see more of You; for you
are always going to the orphan asy-
lum."
WHEN woman gets on n street car
and spreads out her skirts so that she
occupies two seats, you can make up
your mind that her husband always sits
on the edge of his chair and says. Yes,
MN" No, nm" to her--Nelc Hauen
NelCs.
JIM" said an honest coal dealer to
one Of his men. slim, make that ton of
coal two hundred pounds short. Ii is
for that poor delicate widow, and she
will have to carry all OF il up two
flights of stairs. don't want to over
tax her strength"
II SEE in the paper that the new
comet is visible to the naked eye said
Amy to her friend, the high-school girl.
would it not be better to say that it
was visible TO the unclothed organ of
vision?" gently suggested Mildred. -
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
SMITH say, Brown, there comes
Dumley. Let us turn this corner and
avoid him. Brown What's the trouble,
do you owe him money? Smith--No; ;
but he sat up with corpse night be-
fore last and is boring his friends TO
death about it.-Puck
WHAT have you for dessert ?" asked
the tired boarder OF the new girl, with
spit curls and an avenging smile.
Observation-Disclosures oil / d
coo GA N utpuddin 'onlythecocoanutpud-
Observation-Disclosures m
initiate" answered the sweet thing.
FIRST young doctor-I had patient
named PilllSins when / first came, but
have lost track Of him. Second young
doctor-I know him; had him once; ho
was regular dead-beat. HE was p
"Yes, never got cent out OF him."
"How did he escape paying your" HE
died.
"AH, doctor, you are here?" muir
INJURED Mrs. Rugefx upon coming to
herself after fainting fit II am in
debted to you for my life" Not your
life, madam, replied the doctor with q
graceful bow, "but perhaps / have
helped you in another way. All tho
women here declared you had tainted,
but with your complexion, madam, the
thing was absurd. therefore insisted
that YOU were rendered unconscious by
n rush of blood to the head"