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Tho sIormons Condemn

SALT LAKE CITY, May 10.--Resolutions
were adopted at the Mormon quarterly CON
ference condemning the way in which the
courts administer the Tucker Edmunds law,
complaining of unfairness in selection Of
jurors, and declaring that judges exceed their
authority in questioning applicants for
naturalization in regard to their religion
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BRIEF MENTION.
SUMMARY OF THE WEEKS HAPPEN
INGS IN BRIEF PARAGRAPHS.

Accidents and Acknowledgement Mem
tion--sayings and Doings in All Parts
of the World Upon the Questions of
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Mr. O'Brien came here a year ago to attend
the Chicago convention Of the Irish National
league. He comes on an entirely different
mission this time. He win proceed at once TO
Canada, and 60 from city to city to expose
the shortcomings OF the Marquis Of IAns-
downe, governor general Of Canada, whose
evictions have created intense excitement IN
Ireland
Mr.. O'Brien comes here with the consent OK
the Irish leaders His intention i not 70 IN
fame the Canadian people against the queens
vicoroy, nor to counsel an attack on his ex-
cellency, but by public addresses and the
force Of public opinion to 80 show him up -
to force him to discontinue cruel policy
which means misery probably death 70 hum
dreds Of his rack rented Irish tenants
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terday morning and is stopping at the Albe-
marie. The prince is travelling incognito as
Count Hohenstein and has almost completed
a tour around the world. He is nearly %
years old, about six feet tall and well proper
toned. He is of light complexion, has blue
eyes and a brown mustache. Taken alto
gether, he looks more like an American than
German. He came direct from Chicago.
With the prince as travelling companion was
Baron Nukisch, who also travels incognito as
Count Kanitz and two servants. The dis
tinguished foreigners were met at the depot
by the German consul general, Henry Feigel,
and Mr. NJ. Jenisch, the German secretary of
legation at Washington. They were given
the six front rooms on the first floor of the
Fifth Avenue hotel, which are known as the
"Langtry suite.n His royal highness grndu-
ated in 1894 at the military academy at Bonn.
Now he Is first lieutenant in the First regi.
ment of the Imperial guards.
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MORE VISITING ROYALTY.
The Grand Nephew of the Emperor VIII
liam in New York.

liam in New York.
NEW York, May 10-His Royal Highness
Prince Frederick Leopold of Germany, only
son of the late Prince Frederick Charles, the
"Red Prince of Prussia, and grand nephew
of Emperor William, arrived in this city yes
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bring Hon. William
C'Brien to the city.
The steamer was
not sighted, how
ever, and they re-
turned late last
evening. During
thenighttheste steam
er arrived at quar-
antine, and the
committee went
down the bay again
this morning and
returned with the
distinguished for
eign or. He was
taken at onca TO q
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AZ ~ n A&&Ae
A LII PERSONS having watches or other atti-
"A eies ut the jcwelry store of Ely K. Soliday,
deceased, which have been there over three
months viii please call and remove the same With
In thirty days from the date OF this notice. All
persons who have borrowed watches from said
store are hereby notified to return the same at
once.
CALVIN soLLIDAY. Administrator.
Dated Lambertville, April 10, 1887.
lBy Authority
A SUPPLEMENT-
To San Ordinance fixing the Salaries of City OIL
GERS" passed April Sd, 1882.
The Iahabants Of ne cty Of Lap,beftve do Ordain;
SEC. /. That the. salaries of the officers herein
named snail beas follows, viz.
Mayor $50 90 per annum
City Clerk $50 90 a I"
Superintendent Public Schools, % 90
0verseer of Poor rs 90
City Treasurer 200 90 ="
City Solicitor 100 90 Z"
City Surveyor 50 90
Chief Engineer Fire Dept. 20 90
SEC q That ordinances or parts of ordinances
conflicting with this ordinance are hereby re-
pealed.
SIC. 8. That this ordinance shall take effect i'm
medistely after its publication according to law.
Passed April 4th, 1887.
wSf II KEEPER,
President of Common Council.
Attest GEO. M. HoLcoMBE, Jr.. City Clerk.
April %, 1887 -2t-Pr's fees, $3.50
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CAMS }Y3

For Dropsy. Gravel Brights, Heart, Urinary or
Liver Disease. Nervousness, De Cure Guaran-
teed. Once S3f Arch Street, PHILADELPHIA 500
per bottle, 9 for $500. AT Druggists. Try II.
Feb. 2, i8s7-1y.
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A good illustration Of the changes of
temperature to which the body may bs
subjected In q brief interval may be
found on any warm day in early Sum "a er
when Q strong north or easterly wind 10
blowing.
On such day an Individual sitting In
the full blaze Of the sun, and we'll shell
tered from the wind. may feel positively
hot while another. equally well pro-
tected from the wind, but sheltered also
from the sun, may feel but comfor-
tably warm; third exposed 10 the full
blast of the wind, to the rapid passage
over the body OF q cooler air. may rea-
sonably complain OF being chilled.
Now It 30 happens that the disorders
that depend upon what Is known as
catching cold depend for the most part
upon sudden changes OF temperature.
Against these evils OF sudden change
wooden under garments afford a trust.
worthy protection.
They Isolate the body. They prevent
1t from being Influenced by the abrupt
changes OF temperature that are active
around. Their properties are such that
they become the poorest opponents Of
those changes.
Linen and cotton. on the other hand,
good conductors OF heat, are suscep-
tipie OF notifications OF temperature.
They render the body inIuriously au
courant with the condition OF the sur
rounding atmosphere, and would encour-
age It To take part In all the changes OF
Temperature to which the atmosphere ls
susceptible.
These, then, are among the reasons
why 1t Be recommended that at all times
wooden materials should be worn next 10
the skin, and from these facts 1t will be
understood why wooden clothing Ii adj
vised for those who visit the Arctic re-
gions, while It forms the best material for
under-dress for such az are exposed to
the Tropics. 1.-THE Book Of Health,
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Ths parley,. Four yYishss.

I heard gentleman ask an old
colored man the other day what he
would take provided no could have
.apy three things he would Wish for.
The old dArky replied:
I" Well, boss, de fuss ting, / take .
nfty-dosisr In money den me suit OF
clothes, and next barrel o. rice.
'Den. boss he continued, "if you
let me make another wish I'd take four
gallons o good whiskey. III Eastman
GA. Times.
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Salt I'm the Orchard.

Mr.. Emil Bauer Of Ann Arbor, Mich.
has experimented with salt on his pear
orchard Of $50 trees, which were affected
more or less with blight annually
4 In the Autumn OF 1874 ne applied three
quarts Of salt 10 each tree, and the APP
parent results SO encouraged him that he
made another application last fall.
He reports very favorably In regard to
the effect Of salt on the fruit, which
before the use Of salt cracked badly but
u now sound.
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AppEYrzEna.


''1ello. Uncis Doggy, said young
negro, speaking to an old negro whom
he overlook In the street. W'yn't yer
walk faster an not let me pass yer dis
wsyf'
Hole on er mint" the old man re-
quested. Yer've seed er man totin' er
sack o. con, 'haln't yer?"
Oh, vas, sah."
I" An yer's seed or man totln er empty
sack, e'poze?"
81 sho has"
"Ah, hah. an didn' yer allus notes
dat de man whut ain got nothin' In his
sack walks faster den do one dat's got .
Vas, sah."
Wall, yarse'f's one o. dem man Wild
or empty sack. Run er long. son. fur
ger nin't got weight ernuff on yer shoul.
ders 20 hol' yer on de groun'. ~ Arkan.
gRN Traveller.
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We should fully understand the re-
spousibility which We incur when, In
these times Of full-grown science. we
venture to deal with the great problem
OF origins. and should be prepared to
find that in this field the new philosophy.
IKE those which have preceded il, may
meet with very imperfect success.
The agitation Of these subjects hes
eiready brought science into close reia-
tons. sometimes friendly, sometimes
hostile, IL 10 to be hoped In the end help
ful. with those great and awful questions
OF the ultimate destiny OF humanity.
and is relations to its Creator. which
must always be nearer TO ths human
heart than any OF the achievements Of
science on Its own ground.
In entering on such questions We
should proceed With caution and rever-
ence. feeling that we areon holy ground.
and that though like Moses Of old. We
may be armed with all the learning OF
our time, we are In the presence Of that
which while It burns Is not consumed
OF q mystery which neither observation.
experiment. nor induction can eversolve-
--fFrom Sir w. Dswson's Address to the
British Association.
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Faces TAksn- Brains Dsxiss Conapsnss-
tlen for she lack Of Physicss EAscias.
tionss
However" said the photogrsRhsr,
al started out to speak OF this recent
waking up OF the plain women Of the
world to the value OF the eccentric In
posing before the camera.
"IBpeHk OF Actresses because they have
the most original ideas, and carry them
out fearlessiy. Here Is the proof Of o
picture OF . hopelessly Inferior looking
woman who Is starring IN the West with
her own company and making . great
deal Of money.
"she fully appreciates tho value Of
photograph as an advertising medium.
and as her own face--pure. simple. and
unadorned--will never craze the popu-
lace, she has hit upon the scheme Of
showing only part Of Il 81 Q time.
Here are three Of her designs"
Tho first represented q roguish and
grinning face with o mass Of tangled
hair. two rows OF white teeth, and
barely perceptible dimple. The face
looked out from between two curtains
which were drawn down on either side OF
II, meeting beneath tho chin.
There WAS something so froiicsoma
and gay about the whole expression that
one smiled invoiuntarily on looking At IT,
The effect was further Heightened BY the
contrast Of the faces on curtains on
either side.
Two faces were woven Into the cur.
tains, and both of them were rs solemn
and gruesome In expression IS It IL pos
eIble TO imagine. They were not very
distinct, and they served admirably TO
give emphasis to tho Jolly face that
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v : reverend acquaintance Of ours can't
stand the smell Of tobacco. It ,invari-
ably gives him headache.
he was on the street car. and q cow
boy By his aids WAS smoking vile old
pipe.
my friend" said the parson, "your
pipe makes me SICK"
Tho cowboy took the pipe out Of bis
mouth, wiped the nlouthpiece carefully
on his pants. and holding 1t under the
sufferers nose, said:
"You kin smoke, stranger, until I get
OF the kears. / Jest know how You feel.
IL always makes me feel sick to see a
Teller smoking when I've left my pipe ct
home Western Exchange.
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lending valuable Assistance.

4" What truly good woman the Rev.
Mrs. Whitechoker is," remarked gem
tlcman. referring to the wife OF q fash
tonable minister: /" I don't think eyer
met lady OF more character and worth.
She must be OF great help to her husband
IN his ministerial work"
Oh. yes" responded the gentleman's
wlfe; She Is. She practices what be
breaches, - Puck.
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Cunning , Ola chestput.

Two ladies are conversing ON the
qualities and dement's OF their own fair
SEE.
Said one, with o twinkle In her beau
tiful eyes:
:" have never known but two women
who we're really perfect"
Who was the otherf" asked her COM
panIon. with q smile on her thin face.
---fBrooklyn Eagle.
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IsIs old Self AGAIN.

Dumley: why, Robinson, I'm glad
TO sec you out again. You don't look
the same man you did two months ago."
Robinson: oh. I'm all right again.
BY tho way. Dumley, have you got .
couple OF dollars about yous"
Dumley lhanding him the money!
AS said. Robinson. you don't look tina
same man. but, by peanut. you are the
same man." Life.
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J Dr. benjamin Sharp. the naturalist.
claims to have established the fact that
the eyes Of poisonous snakes have clip
teal pupils, while in the harmless
species, they are circular.
Henceforth, gentle reader, when you
take your walks abroad, and q snake
crosses your path. don't get frightened
and run. Walt until he gets near enough
TO see the whites Of his eyes.
II the pupils are circular. you have no
need to fly; and II they should be elliu.
tical--why, then 1t would be too late to
run.
Hence It will be seen that the scien.
tile Il tho only eansihla manner OF dpkl-
ipg with snakes, Il Boston Transcript,
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FaIss ECONOMY.

She: James. do you know you put
three buttons on the plate In church to-
day7"
He: Eyes. knew what was about
She: james, perhaps you don't know
that bought those buttons yesterday
for my new dress, and paid iifty cents
apiece for them. - Wilmington Star.
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Paying-teller: ~ dca't know that
you're the the man whose name IL on
this check. You'll have 70 bN identified
before can give you the money"
Pat: Oidenttfoyed. is It? Sure thin
cast ye oye on this bit az q fotygraff an.
yllsee It's mesself entoirely.'
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Hard ON the Jury system.

can afford to spend this money"
said man In o saloon. " for 1t costs nell
Their physical nor intellectual effort. es-
peeiAlly intellectual"
"How did you get It'll" soma one asked.
"seryed on jury and got IL In the
way Of fees"
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Language Is slippery thing y deal
with, as some may find whom selecting
their SMILES. Says writer:
Speak OF . mans marble brow, and
he will glow with conscious pride, but
allude to his wooden head and he's mad
In minute. "--lTemple Bar.
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Origin Of slavery In America.

The employment Of negro slaves was
begun through motives OF humanity.
Seeing how cruelty the Spanlards
worked the posr natives In the silver
mines. not long after the discovery OF
America, o priest named Las Casss,
out OF pure benevolence, recommends
the employment OF negroec because
They were stronger than the Indians
II he could have foreseen whas hts ad.
Vice would lead to he would probably
have kept It to HIMSELF
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Our Full Cream Soda Biscuits are
the best. @. J. Fisher
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Among the latest Inventions Is that Of
over again an indefinite number Of timse,
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A near-slghted woman will wear the
enamel OF her eyeballs trying to read
the postmark on letter, when she can
learn II In o second by tearing open the
envelope. -[Puck.
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Advice to Hasbsnds.

H. your wife wears tight shoes, lock up
your razor.
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THE EocEsrsrc IN PHOTOGRAPHS.

ksemeyy Wsnasn who Havs Rssss ef Thssr
ton tor the lack Of PhysicnS Esscias.
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The Dead C~onfederatess


The extent to which the leaders in
the Contederacy havepassed away is
only appreciated when the roll is
called, as has been done by Col. c. C.
Jones, Jr., o Augusta, Ga, in q recent
address before the Confederate Surviv-
ors' Association. The Constitution
of the Confederate States was signed
by forty-nine delegates, thirty-seven
of whom aredead. The President sur
wives, but Vice President Stephens
died four years ago. OF three who
held the portfolio Of State in the Cab
met all are dead; OF five secretaries of
war, all; of two secretaries of the
treasury, one; of four attorney gen.
erals, two, and the one secre-
tary of the navy; while the sole post
master general, Mr.. Reagan, is still
very much alive, as he proved by tax
ing the stump for Prohibition in the
recent Texas canvass, and arguing
against the declaration on the other
side of his old chief. OF thirteen COM
missioners accredited to represent the
Confederacy abroad ten are dead.
There were five men who bore rank as
full Generals, in the army of whom
Johnston and Beauregard alone sur.
vive; twenty-one Lieutenant Generals,
of whom eleven are dead; 100 Major
Generals, OF whom fifty-five are dead;
and 48O Brigadier Generals, of whom
Col. Jones thinks that considerably
more than half are dead. Each year
makes serious inreads upon the sur
vivors.
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The Old Patent Medicine Men.

was asking an old druggist recent
ly what had become of the patent
medicine men who advertised their
wares SO extensively forty years ago.
There was old DR.. Jacob Townsend's
Sarsaparilla, Madame Zodoc Porter's
Balsam, Brandreth's Pills, and others
whom I have forgotten. DR.. Town
send made q mint of money, went deep
into real estate speculations in this
city and was forced into bankruptcy.
Mrs. Porter sold out her business for
$1OO, 600 and made herself comfort
able. The Brandreths live up in West
chester County and are wealthy. The
old-time advertisers of these patent
wares made less of a crush" than their
successors, but managed to "get there
all the same" The greatest crash in
this line came to Walker, the Vinegar
Bitters man, whose wife at one time
cut a magnificent dash in Central
Park with her g~old-plated harness,
and who erected town building and
library in his native town in Massa-
chusetts.-New York letter in Phila-
delpia Record.
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TRUE HERolsM.

others write Of battles fought
On bloody, ghastly fields.
Where horror greets the man who wins,
And death the man who yields;
But l will write Of him who fights
And vanquishes his sins,
Who struggles on, through weary years.
Against himself, and wins.
He il q hero, staunch and brave,
Who fights an unseen foe
And puts at last, beneath his feet,
His passions base and low.
And stands erect in manhood's nigh
Undaunted, undismayed, s
The bravest man who drew q sword
In foray or in raid. r.
II calls for something more than Drawn
Or muscle to DER come "
An enemy, who marcheth not
With banner. plume, or drum-
A. foe forever, lurking nigh.
With silent, stealthy tread;
Forever rear your board by day,
At night beside your bed.
All honor, then. to that brave heart,
Though poor or rich he be,
Who struggles with his baser part,
Who conquers and is free.
He may not wear a hero's crown,
Or fill q her o's grave;
But truth will place his name among
The bravest OF the brave.
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MARKETS.

CMCAGo:-Wheat, No. 2, spring, 6SMc; No. 3
spring, 67Hc; No. 2 red, ,7OAc. Corn. No: 2, 41c
Oats, No; 2, Csc. Rye. Nc: 2; &c; Barley, Nc
prime, S2.2S. Mess pork, $685.. Lard
$6.87h per 100.
DuLUTH:-Wbeat, No. 1, hard, 71Hc.
MINNEAPOLIs:-Wheat, No. /, hard, 68Xc; No
I, Northern, 84Xc; No. 2, Northern, $3.50. Bran
$3.50 to 1915. Corn, SO to 39Hc. Oats, mix
seed, CSC. Mixed iced, $i4.2b to STATS. Hay
$S.O0to $40. so.
ST.. PAUL:-Wheat. No. 1, hard, zoe; No. 1
Northern. 69c; No. 2, Northern, SIC. Corn, No
8, 29c to 41c. Oats, No. 2, mixed, CSC; No. 2
white, 26c. Barley, No. q, SIC; No. 8, 4Oc K
SOC. Rye. No. 2. 41c.. Ground feed, No. I
hay, $1,000; Noss. $500 to $500. Timoth,
hay, S12.5 Flaxseed, $1.OO. Bran, s11.5O
MnwAuKEE:-Wheat, 69Hc. Corn, No. Sale
Barley, No. 3, soXc. PORK. si4.5o to $500
Lard, $685.. Butter, dairy, 16 to 1Sc. Eggs
15h to Ice. Cheese, II to 11hc.
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Here is an interesting extract from
an article in tho New York Mercury
regarding tests OF measurement indi.
eating symmetry Of form:
Art should always be based on ma
ture, and no art is true which does
not take nature for its model A per-
feet, symmetrical, healthy woman OF
t1ve ieet five inches in height, must
comply with the following standard:
She should be 1873 pounds at the least,
and could stand up to ten pounds
more without injury to health or ar
tistic perfection. The distance be-
tween the tips other two middle fingers
when the arms are extended
should be exactly the same as
the height, or ten times the length OF
her hand, o. seven and q half times
the length of her foot,or five times the
diameter OF her chest from one arm
pit to the other. The distance from
the junction of thighs to the ground
should be the same as from the for
mer point to the top of the head. The
knee should be exactly midway from
the junction of the thighs to the bot
tom of the heel. The distance from
the elbow to the tip Of the middle fin
ger should be the sameas from the el-
bow to the middle line of the chest.
From the top of the head to
the chin, with the head posed
naturally, should be the same
as from the level of the chin to the tip
of the large toe. The bust of woman
OF the height named should be forty
three inches measurement over the
arms, and the waist twenty.four. The
upper part of the arm should tie from
thirteen and a hall to fourteen inches
and the wrist six inches. The ankle
should be six inches, and the calf of
the leg fourteen and the thigh twenty
five.
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Tho Correct Time.

There are very few men who do no pride
themselves in always having the correct
time; and wonderful and delicate mechan-
isms are devised to enable them to do so. But
the more delicate Q chronometer is made,
the more subject 1t becomes to derange-
msnt. and unless 1t be kept always. per-
iectly clean, II oon loses it's usefulness.
What wonder, then, that the human ma.
chinese much moro delicate and intri.
cate than any work OF Man-shoud re.
quire to be kept thoroughly cleansed. The
liver is the main.spring OF this complex
structure, and on tho impurities left in the
blood BY q disordered liver, depend most
OF the ills that flesh : heir to. Even con.
sumption (Which 10 lu~ng-scrofula), il trace.
able to tho imperfect action OF this organ.
Kidney disease, skin disease, sick head.
ache. heart disease, dropsy, and q long
catalogue OF grave maladies have their orr.
gin In q torpid, or sluggish liver. DR..
Pierce'e Golden Medical Discovery, by es-
tablishing q healthy, normal action OF the
liver, acts as a cure and preventive OF
these diseases.
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Thomas q, Davis, formerly cashier and
assistant freight agent Of the New York
Central railroad, pleaded guilty toa charge
OF having stolen SIG, 900 from the COM
pauy. The shortage In his accounts was
discovered ON the 14th inst. Davis fed,
but wa subsequently, arrested. .