Telegram-herald., 1887-12-05

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alisnaaacs on Editor RossalAsts Thanks
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general sllecf og tas picture. Mr. k0zeltn1l
Iausl have s0Laelais sss1 solaeg asrs him
self.
While the local scientists. editorial and
otherwise. srs iuraishinz cats Of micro
se0plc Visxs Of = drop 0i water from Grand
River. they should Also AlaslraLs drop OF
vinegar from the family eruet, as seen mi-
croscopicaliy, and such as consEitute5A res-
ulsf part OF ths daily regimen IA eTery wss
regulated ianlsg.
The SLOWS OF perhaps forty Winters and
the sRilflnesses OF ss many Summers had
settled respectfully uDon her. A., new ar
rived from Gaines or sAuzasack, she slowly
sauntered Up Monroe-si., soFap.ly paused
before TIE Grznd Eapiis National BANK
building, and, 6saciAE her deilc4se no.
upon tns secOud lover stone step. dsll5es-
4tely proceeded u puu up Lrst one home
made, anarchy ge1. "sJcA and then an.
Otasr. calmly fcaGalkod both gartefs, and
with = ua4l h0la 81. "a. MAI y palss snaks OF
her garments and toss OF hee head, went on
ber way rejoicing. reassared and IL pea &C
With al the universe
For several days pas. the work OF laying
the elegant new Tie hOos at sweets has
been ia progress. and no one has been let In
al the front entrances. Last evening hear
inE considerable OF = racke. At the Pearl-st
entrance. the night clerk hurried oct from
behind the counter and found quite crowd
collected greatly interested in the frantic
Efforts of well known travelling nlan whc
Was apparently doing his legei bet 10 re
move the door from It's hinges What ths
Ill are you trying 20 do, anyhow -,
yelled to5 indignant second iloutSnAuL
Are you drunk or crazy Not DiG ol
Il, my boy Eetgrned tGs persplrsng tgay-
elef, never pausing from his vaadal occu
patton, I'm only following the printed
rules OF this house "k0lcs OF the house
be blank" returned the now moIe-thsn
ever mystihed aud excited hotel man. II
you don't stop that internal foOiery righ
where you are rll-" You'll go ana TesC
the sign you've got stuck up on your from
door, and then you'll come back. and set en-
up all round for the boys jus; like It'll
man-thats what you'll co. my blooming
| boy, broke In the commercial Joker. AnC
| the clerk beginning 10 smell well devel
| oped rodent. only paused long enough u
murmur 'FRONT.'" and marched straightwa,
10 ths Canal-st. aentrsnce. and there he saw
in big black letters, the explanatory legend
Take the side door," he took "tum
bic" and the boys took just what each ont
saw lit 10 call for-0r would have done so
| II II had'n been on Sunday.
There has been a good deal of fun hs,
over the Tompkins- Reeves breach of prom
ise case. and much Of the msrrimeat has
been At Mr. Reeves expense. There i
also serious aspect, or aspects, 10 tbs sub
/ ject. Is il not a serious matter when, ever,
time q man and woman of mature year
who haye kept company" written mu
| tually gushing and sentimental letters, an,
then concluded. without going any farther
/ that they Will be quits OF one another
| lawsalt for damages" must needs then b.
\ Instituted, and a jury called in TO pas
upon the value OF the affections" of on
l party or the other. and the exact extent {
which the heart Of the Tilted mar or wo
man has been laceratea? Is this, indeed
matter gernain TO any courtl Has tn,
law really any business with such purely
1 personal and private affairs Is any lur
com Setent 10 rightly understand, or intelil
/ gently pass upon the facts in sucn a case
That al these questions should be con
sidered emphaticaliy ia the negative Is il
lustrsted by the outcome of almost ever
breach OF promise suit. Take the very cas-
We employ ss a text for these comment,
Only last Winter in the United States Cour
in this city, Miss Iompkins. the defendant
was asking for $1,000 damages for he
broken heart, ner stepped-on feelings, con-
| promised reputation, and all that sort q
! thinx- The trial was the sensation OF I'd
term. IL was free "shoS,;' and dre'
crowded houses every day. Every Bit
private correspondence was produced al
Published, and every personal, private wor
or acy of plaintiff OF defendant was mad
part and parcel oil TIE evidence; an
banded 10 and fro by lawyers, spectator
and the great newspaper reading publ,
The DESCENDANTS name became iine an
ieSt on every tongue. Ills PERSONAL pre-.
ugs Was destroyed. his professional stana
iBg seemingly impaired, add he Was Isirl
driven aud n0unde1 out OF a town IA @nicf
for more than twenty years ne had bssa
prominent industrious, temperate. nar
working and pubic spirited citizsn-end q
This because Of an alleged error Nhich, eve
rightly charged, WAS IN no psoter sense
case for the courts. bat simply aud solei
one OF thosc thrice ten thousand matter
for which a court should have no jurisdi,
ton. with which the general puoilC b.
! 40 business. and which shoald invs
iably oe islt to the good sense and persona
rssources Of the parties u0ss sEeciiy inie
ested tor n settlement. Finally. 20 essar
further persecution. Nr. Reeves conpr,
missed with tBc woman q saOrt while sins
/ by paying her the exorcltaat SUM OF .. ~
Ant the ink was bsrily dry upon q
-checue for that sum before there CAME ts
/ news that the terribly iacersted ana irr
triera5ly injured plaintiff hsd stgsightws
/ gone aud married sncfher bold. bad wi
oxer-s Nr. Thomas Howard. Of Rstsgi
What uiisershss farce What = piece
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