The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-09-15
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Abapi - asegftons nei fellow oss
fail is WITH l. hsuncsie
The Defs you pss cigar The srasiiel
Il i,onomst, asa ihsi Is TIE case yiiA sons
msu
When yon ass nsilinE down carpets
sn1 l.oarA year Eager iis thea time 70 irg
as~ tack
len css get more visd out ola tee
otai iss shan yea e&s from 500 ote
Iis tie sane With ies-ccui man.
Toe gaafss ah6u ihs, the people Of
this eooatiy use atoui e.. COO 900 worth
81 p&teui medieiaes year This explains
sfrai desl q ,ietBess
nme u ile womeo o. ssraioaa dur
81 ita pifstt sfsson change TOO oolored
nbb about ihsir pug dogs tsioc day
Lite sith them has lofty sius
IaqsisiliYe old Party Can you tell
me pho Is deadi New Arrived Iiibernian
Ne. ier Honor, bot Oi think It's the gen
ileuss 10 The heafse yonder.
Fimmsn Ion the ladder: Hurry up,
there isni moment 10 spsror She.
Oh, deaf Musi ] 20 cot this wsyi
Do tell me- please, u my bat Is on
straight
--.wbsi Is more lovely THAI peaceii |
gtaatmoibeii' ssLs 81 exchange, Her
granddaughter. n this IL not The righ, an.
suef We give II mp
Father, where's that fai,ed calf"
"whAi, my non have you done 10 deserve
~" Father, have failed for a million
dollsn "Jsmes lbirei man roast the
old coz"
well has your visit 10 the seaside
bad the desired effect. msdamel' "Ohl
yes. doctor, one Of my daughters has be-
come engaged r
a day 10 The country Little Tommy
lxbo has never been out Of the city be
ioFo). oh OH OH Kind lady; Whats
ihe matter, Tommy Little Tommy.
why. what big shy they've got here.
Missi"
The Indianapolis Journal is Of the
opinion that III railroad accidents coniin
ue 10 increase as they have been doing
lately, the companies will have TO lay ID
al extra supply Of section bosses to serve
rs sospegoats F"
-Chambermaid Wait, Mary, It isn't
time TO lock up the house yet Miss Eth.
els young man is in the parlor Kitchen
Girl He's gone. Sarah. "Did yon hear
the front door shul?" "No. bnt the par
lor gas is turned up again.
"A little three year old California boy
who bad never seen large body Of water
except 10 the irrigaiing canals, was taken
10 see the ocean. He stood a moment il
establishment aud then burst out with,
"Who turned on dis vater7'
Edison's latest patent is on way to
illuminate a house with electricity from
The co0k stove But there is cheaper
method. The electricity from pair Of
eyes will often furnish all the hight that is
needed for large parlor.
Don't you see Sister Jones, de cause
oh dis 'dustrial depression am dat dere is
too much money ia buildings, and deere
nint rnti 10 circulation, and dare am toe
many people 40 circulation and dere amt
mai money.
Odd you ever, )" said one preacher Ia
another, "s,and at the door after your ser
m0a aud listen 10 what people said about
ii as they passed oui2" The other repli
ed II did onoe"-a pause and Sigh
'Lut I'll never do so again.
Mr.. puiler (who has recently 'sirnck
it rich Pete, | am going 10 get you
eoacbmsn's livery what do you think of
,ha,f' Pete (who has been hired man
for yearsl yes, sab, | would like it very
much, sab. /, would distinguish me from
the rect Of the family, sab
Mrs. Yorker Matilda, burr, ~
~iih ibose shoes. What keeps yon >,
lonrg' Matilda -"Ils a comm rGm
1 beard you call the fust time, aod ]
,housbi ter save time I'd Jess button 'eu
mp for you before you pnt EN- on"
We all have our burdens to bear |
Ikaxa
IN tits life Yes. | suppose there are, s.
replied The poor lawyer ruefnlly. "but / |
don, set,n TO bsve much luck a, getting |
mixed up 10 EN-
"A doctor who had been attending = |
dsirymaus hired glrl called at the house
The other day. "Hox's your milkmaiJgr
he asked Of the farmer when be came TO
the door Its none OF yonr business
how our milk is made, 2 Was The indignant
response, and the door slammed most
emphatieslly.
Politics began when Joseph was sold
ont by bis brethren. - Ne,s Orleans Piol-
puae
Politics originated long before thai,
has our esteemed Southern contemporary
never beard how they we're all paired 10
The Arif~N Il W~h
Earlier even thaa that Politics be-
gan With the appearance Of third party
10 Eden. r. n Il Saa
II yon are going way back, why stop
short Of the original mugwump. Satan
v ho led bell 10 heAsen'--N Y Word
lis $500 dollars 10 your pocket"
~hisperea the defendants lawyer 10 the
Juror IN son can bring about verdict Of
mauslaaghier 10 The second degree
Such proved TO be the verdict. and the
I.wver Thanked the Juror warmly As he
paid him the money YES" saii the