The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-08-27
FULL OF FUN.

We arc authorized to dong that
the Queen has instituted the Order OF
the BustIe to offset the Order of the
Garter. philadelphia Call.
-"Twas only little bit of rail-ery.
PRAY don't take fence" she said.
when he made an Intellectual attempt
to grasp her arm and clutched the
Falling instead.
Don't call a very large. strong.
sinewy man a prevaricator. If you
are sure he Is a prevaricator hire an.
other man to break the news to him.
Irish Times.
1t was very likely Mrs. Darlington
who hurriedly concluded her category
of baby diseases and troubles by "And
so on .ad infantum.' "-1eras Sittings.
I'm front Of the deceptive mirror. -
Touchy visitor-'Who'r you staring
at, you lopeared, slab-sidcd Turk
If I looked like you I'd 60 drown
myself. "-Judge.
A Delaware man rolled off his
veranda to the ground, a distance Of
twenty-one inches, to make fun for the
baby, and the third time he tried it he
broke his neck and left baby father
less.-Detrott Free Press.
-Brown-"A william has been swim
ding lot of folks downtown. He
passed himself off as me and gathered
in quite a sum of money" Fogg-
Passed himself off as you? Why, the
rascal must be lost to all sense Of
shame. boston Transcript.
One of our dailies. which recently
referred to its ''uniquitous representa-
tive" now tells us in large headlines
that the "class of 81 is landed on the
sea of life" 1t was at another COM
mencement. however, that one Of the
trustees "walked prusqucly down the
aisle. IN Y Independent.
The graduate had an able paper.
1t was entitled: 1.-THE Genus Homo"
The reporter noticed it kindly. The
printer set it up, "The Germ S Home"
The proof reader recognizing the ex'
istence of germs, and the necessity OF
their having homes. let it 90. Then
the graduate lifted up his voice. His
faith in journalism was gone forever.
Young Housekeepcr Ito her
grocer)-I bought three Or four hams
here couple of months ago, and they
were very fine. Have you got any more
of them?' Grocer-"Yes ma am; there
are ten of those hams hanging up
there" "Are you sure they re off the
same pig?' "Yes, ma am "Then
I'll take three of them"
Mistress Mora, l would like to
have you wear this cap" Nora
ODowd--"A cap is it? A cap you're
wantin' me to wear9 One NV thin
things like dolly shtuck on the top
NV me head! Sure the mkt thing
you'd be akin me to be coachman for
the baby; I'd as lave be drivin' pig to
the market wild rope to his leg as do
the loikes o that Harper's Bazar.
-Black-'Is it true that Grey is in
the hospital?" White-"Yes. He was
struck by missile B. Indeed? Is
his condition seriousP' W.-"Well.
the doctors thought he would get along
all right until they found out the nature
of the missile that struck him. where-
upon they gave up all hopes" B.
"What was the missile?' W.--''Board.
ing-house biscuit" -Rosioa Budget.
why is it," said the inquisitivs
man to the wise man, that when
carpenter is building a house he lets
the mason start the chimney and with
out looking where he is he crawls up
on the roof and saws a hole for it Just
as far from where he thinks the right
place is as he can, and then the CHM
ney falls down twice while they are
trying to work it around so as to strike
the hole in the roof want to know
why in blaz2s this is?" Il don't
KNOW" replied the wise man, and then
all was still again. - Dakota Bell.