Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-03-13
TWO OF A KIND.

MLl - 81.
TWO OF A KIND.
The Old One and the Young One. nd
Neither One Of Them Ii So VERY Excruei.
atlngiy Kind. Either.
PAiIp ~ Rikch IN PAD.
Mrs. Carlton.Pell 10 society matron, en-
tering her carriage)-iou are ten minutes
late, James.
James touching his hat)--Yes, ma'am.
Miss Carlton-Pell daughter OF sociAy
matron) Marie says that James wife n
very sick.
Mrs. Carlton. Pell-Ies; heard some
thing Of it, This is the second time james
has been tarly in a week. shall discharge
| him il IL occurs again.
Miss Carlton.Pell-Wba are you going
10 do at K~lunder's'
Mrs. Carlton Pell-I want TO order .
basket of roses sent Ia Mrs. Connoisscur.
She is not very we'll.
Miss Carlton. Pell-Why, che wa at the
Van Renwick dinnor two nights ago.
Mrs. Carlton Pell Yes, | know; but she
is enough indisposcd tn warrant the atteo-
ton, aud ! want some OF her pictures Cor
our loan exhibition.
Miss Carlton -Pefl--Oh, | see. A wheel
within a wheel.
Mrs. Carlton Pell- course. You don't
suppose, my dear, | would send that tire
some woman twenty-five dollars worth
OF flowers otherwise, do yonS
Mrs. Carlton. peli-Oh, here is Plush d
Sltin's. Sit out, il You like; shan't To
long.
Mrs Carlton Pcil (len minutes later)-.
why, Mamma, YOU look quite iiustefed.
Mrs. Carlton -Pcll--Such imperttnence!
| ordered some heliotnpe satin sent Mon.
day Ia Whalclnne, aul Il was quite two
shades lighter than my velvet she IL max
ing,
Miss Crrlton. Pell-Wrll2 -
Mrs. Carlton. pell-well, went just
now Ia change it, and the forward young
woman insisted that | had selected that
particular piece.
Miss Carlton. Pcll How absurd!
Mrs. Carlton pcll-rerfecny so! She
even Snid that | had h+cn undsrided Mon
day. aud had remarked IL WAS ~ difficult
Ia carry u shade in once eye.
Miss Carlton. prll-What did you say
Mrs. Carlton. rrll oh, ] simply looked
her over with my eye glass, Then ! sAid:
''You will cut oil a yard aud a quarter
from the piece did select and send u
at once''-and came On.
Miss Carlton reli-Do you believe she
willp
Mr.. Carlton Pell-Ipdc"l she will!
Aud | hope she will have 10 rcctify the
blunder from her wages; she was ~ I'm
pertinent. p
Miss Carlton Pcll-Yrs. indeed.
Mrs. Carlton Pcll-l was very iorbaar-
ing in the matter, for n word To the HOOP
walker would have procured her instant
dismissal. Plush and Satin are o polite
10 have any difficulty with me.
Miss Carlton -l'rll Where 40 We 20 nowr
Mrs. Carlton. Pcli-l want TO show Tor
five minutes nj a business meeting Of the
Society Tor the Amclioriion oi the CoDdi7s
ton al Shop Girls.
Miss Carlton Pcll Long enough 10 leave
a subscription, ! suppose o.,
Mn. Carlton. pcll-No, indeed! They
usa my name at the head Of their list Of
directors, which is quit" enough.
Miss Carlton Prll Your i've minutes
were nearly ten, mamma. Did hear you
tell James 10 ufiNt liNipN
Mrs. Carlton I'cll Yes; ] want Ia order
that set Of chanpagncs for Edith sanger.
Miss C~lrlion-prll- i Thought you did.
Mn. CarIlon-PcIl-No; | looks, nj them
but they are rather expansive 81 and l
wanted TO ind out, II possible, what the
Tulcott- would give.
Mss Carlton P.ll-Did your
Mrs. Carlton. Pcli-Yc; . pair Of Seyres
plates. That dcc,dcd me.
Miss Carllou-Pell-l would never do 10
let their present rank yours.
Mrs. Carlton Pell-Of conrsc not by
the way. while W ale out, your father
wants me ~ select u wc,!dIng gifL i0f %
Of his bo0k-k."pers.
Mis-, CarIton-PeIi-what do yon snpp"ss
snch people want
Mrs Csrlton.Pell-O Oh, ! don't know. I
shall not give much tborAbt v IT, Asyrnp
ing, or a butter dish, perhaps.
Miss Carlton Pell-But suppose they
shonld not lie going Ia set up bousekeep-
ing
Mr. Carlton Peil-WsIl, they ought; IL
il much more srDsible.
Mr-. e. uIton. P.lI We %. ust drive
up 10 the orphanage. As the head 81 the
Board Of House Managers. ] must stop the
leakage going on the comrDi-sary depart
Dent.
Miss Carlton PeIl-Who j. wastefulr
Mrs Carlton. Pell-Tbsi mstfon. ] have
no confidence in her. Her 'epOrt shows
an excfs- oi one aud one hall pounds OF
sugar over last month
Miss Carlton Pril-Why, mamma, j
thought you c~onEidsIed Mrs Kendall .
paragon Of etcelleucef
Mrs, Carlton. Pell-Miss Kendall wasn't
appointed. Mrs. Van CDuftland got her
piotege, that silly little widow, In the
place.
Miss Carlton. Pell-You give 70 much
time to It ] should think you ought 10
have your wishes consulted.
Mn. Carlton Pell--They understand DOW
that ! must have nay wishes consulted,
Mrs. Van CORTLAND presumes too much on
her 500 New Year donation.
Mis- CaIitop-Pell-Ah yon ~pt two
great bundles Of tie cbildIen's outgrown
clothing nj Christmas
An. Carlton. Pei Yes, and dispo-ed Of
boxes for the concert from my house..
It's the way Of the world, my deaf
quiet, transformations work II seldom sp-
preeiated.
Mrs. CONGRATULATIONS. james! Pm
quite tagged with all I've accomplished
this morning.
Miss Carlton eIl-I believe. Mamma,
you may drop me ut Ritty's. want To
tell her that i've teen asked % stand with
Clara; she wa - hoping that she would
be, you know.
Incompetent.
Jadg.
New York barber-"Pipe day"
Customer-'Is IL"
New York barbef-"Yo. Can't you