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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-03-12
Vessels L.eaEIng TO-DaY.

Steamship Alameda, Morse for San Francisco
at
StInr Lehua, Clarke, for Hamakua at p IL
Brit bark ZOila, Mckay, for Port Townsend
Am whaling bark Fleetwing, for the Arctic
Brit bark Martha Fisher, Buckingham, for
Portland, Oregon
Am whaling bark Lancer Whiteside. for the
Arctic
Am whaling bark William BayIIies, for the
Arctic
Am whaling bark Wanderer, for the Arctic
Am whaling bark Reindeer, for the Arctic
Am whaling bark Northern Light, for the
Arctic
ii Alameda (Am), Fl Morse, from the
Colonies, route to San Francisco
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Hawaiian Braneh v. M. g A

This evening the Hawaiian Branch Of
the Y. NJ. c. A. will be opened in the
Queen Emma building, corner OF Bere-
tania and Nuuanu streets. The exer-
cises open at 7 80 o'clock All the adj
dresses will be in Hawaiian.
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The Japanese Acr.bats .

At the matinee and evening entertain
ment OF the Japanese Acrobat Company
this day, gifts will be distributed among
the audience by the Juvenile performers.
We have also been requested to state
positively that there will be 10 reserved
seats at the matinee
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-03-12
PORT OF HONOLULU. III. 1.
ARRIVALS.

ARRIVALS.
FRIDAY, March IL.
Steamship Alameda. Morse, from the
Colonies
Tug Eleu, Rice, from Lanai
Am whaling bark StambOul. Keenan,, from =
cruise
Stmr Surprise, from Kuau
Stmr LehUa, Clark, from Hamakua
Stmr Iwalanf, Freeman, from HamakUa, Ha-
Waii
Stmr Bishop, CLANCY, from Kauai
Stnr Eva, from Eva
SChr kauIilua, from WaiAnae
Schr HalsskaIa, from Pepeekeo. Hilo, Hawaii
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Sailing or tae Aiamatla.

The Alameda will sail Punctually at 8
o'clock a. m to-day. The mail closes at
the Post Office 80 a. m. A late letter
bag will be kept open to within half an
hour of the sailing time of the steamer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-03-12

s,f.s., water is used for domestic purposes and
.f.., of land not exceed ng half an acre a Nc
in culinary dwellings,, tenements and ofhce-
...I rates will be made ia the following
- 81.
SLipl .rg.
r5o e't and Boarding Houses
Mills and Machine Shops
Stes3 Boilers.
Manufacturing and Mechanical purposes
when several Houses same LOT or prerni Sc .
zach house mav be CHARGED:
aiains.
sect Spin tina-
stpss purr,os.s, sPECIiL @Ales
l.. AROLO.
anpisteT q KITE sier.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-03-12

The French Senate, by vote of 21O to
36, has reinserted in the Budget the credit
for sub-Prefects, the rejection of which by
the Chamber of Deputies was the cause of
the overthrow of the Freycinet Ministry.
Having voted the supplemental esti-
mates, the Chambers adjourned till March
7th.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-03-12
PAssENGEKS.
ARRIVALS.

From Kauai. per steamer Bishop, MS 1as
llth-T Blackie, L flasher and about 20 oecA pos
sengers.
From Hamakua per steamer Iwalsni, March
11tb~F A Schaefer aud about IL deck passen-
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- DEPART ES.

FRIDAY, March II.
stmr G Hall, Bates. for Maui and Hawaii,
at 10
Schr EhukGi. for Kuau
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-03-12

BUILDERS OF STEAM MACHINERY, IN ALL
Engines and Boilers, High Pressure or Com.
pound.
STEAM VESSELS of all kinds built complete
with hulls of wood, iron or composite.
ORDINARY ENGINES compounded when adj.
visable.
STEAM LAUNCHES, Barges and Steam Tugs cor.
structed with reference to the trade in which
they are to be employed. Speed tonnage and
draft of water guaranteed.
SUGAR MILLS and Sugar Making Machinery
made after the most approved plans. Also all
Boiler Iron Work connected Herewith.
WATER PIPE, of Boiler or Sheet Iron, of any
size, made in suitable lengths for connecting
together or Sheets Rolled Punched and Pac ked
for shipment, ready to be riveted on the
ground
HYDRAULIC RIvETING, Boiler Work and
Water Pipes made by this ESTABLISHING mt riv-
eted by hydraulic riveting machinery that
quality of work being far superior to hand
Work.
SHIP WORK, Ship and Steam Capstans, Steam
Winches, Air and Circulating Pumps, made
after the most approved plans.
SOLE AGENTS and manufacturers for the Pa
cifc Coast of the Hene Safety Boiler.
PUMPS-Direct Acting PUMPS for irrigation or
city works purposes, built with the celebrated
Davy Valve Motion, superior to any other
pump.
j. n. 8. WILLIAMS. Honolulu
Room No. 8. upstairs, Sprecke1s' Block,
651mardkwI2h Agent for Hawaiian Islands.
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FOrt-street Church.

''The First Thing" viii be the theme
of Pastor Crnzan's Sunday morning ser
mon, and "Be True 10 Yourself" OF IT,
discourse in the evening. Blai= 7cao9l
q @ :45 a. m, Mr.. G. y Cooke. su per
intendsuI
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CONCERT at Emma square.

The Royal Hawaiian Band will give a
concert this afternoon at so o'clock at
Emma Square. The following is the pro-
Qramme.
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LADIES' NURSE

fpTTs WISHING y COMPETENT NURSE
( 4 can secure TIE sr7fCes 81 Isrs. CEA3iELAlf
30 1cqulrIuE as 5tee. Hoyt4, 1I5 King stEsEt,
corner 81 AfaEsc a.reet mays
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NOTICE.

CHANG sEB WILL ACT FOR OUR FIRM
NJ under full power Of attorney.
A'A WING WO CHAN & co.
uoDoIulu March IL 1887. $50 marlS
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ENGELBRECHT'S
Sampler" Health Cigar,

Which is made from mild, aromatic and partieu-
larIy selected and prepared tobacco, and com
bines all the qualities which may be expected
from health cigar. II causes bad effect of
any kind is agreeable TO the tas'r. burns evenly
to the end and Possesses a hne aroma. No
smoker should fail to give
EngeIbrechtS Sampler Cigar
fair trial, and benefit himself at the same
time lO5m arg
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For n Course of Eight Lessons.
Sufacient to get the pupil to readi ng md writing
Photography. &C.
For q Complete EIemenIaiS Curse,
or twsnty-four lessons. s1s.
For the Reporting C0ur e,
A sufficient number of lessons 10 make the pupil
with proper exsrtion on his part, practical
reporter S76: or, reporting lessons may be tax
en- in courses Of twenty-four lessons, for sls
per course. Three courses seventy-two les
sons, viii generally suffice. 81
,-tls Instruction may be t.tsI - mali.
F3r folf ysrt@ulars fl sliIe 81 tt- Office o. sLis
paper 54y L-atl8dAT
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
A Bonanza for the Doctor.
From the CHICAGO Herald.

Phil Armour has got another touch of rheu-
matsm from running to his own fire He starts
off to-day for St Clair, Mich. with his physician
DR.. HoTSey. This is a good arrangement for
Armour, for besides understanding his bust
ness, Horsey is first-rate company 1t is
bonanza for the good-looking doctor Since the
millionaire got his first twinge of rheumatic
pain his physician has had a very rich thing of
it, Every day for months, as regular as every
body else in the Armour employ, DR.. Borsey
has called around at the 1aSalle street office to
see his rich patient. He takes seat and
watches Armour at his work. 1t isn't his in
variable custom to interrupt him at
his work. He often leaves with
ont having any interview at all.
If he wants to have a talk they
go into the box" together, as the little private
office in that big establishment is called This
one patient is said to be worth $40, 600 year to
the handsome doctor not an extravaganza
figure, either. when il is remembered that he
has dropped his general practice for a month or
more at time. and given his whole attention
to this one big patient. When Armour is aiiing
he wants TO get well in q great hurry. He does
not want his doctor scattering. If n good round
fee will get oil his time, the fee is ready. He
wants Ia gel doctor just AZ he'd get u superin-
tendcnt for a packing house, lie wants the
doctor to charge a good fee, and. the fee being
paid, there's the mischief 10 pay If the doctor
doesn't do what he's set at work to do-iust as
there'd be If The packing house superintendent
didn't do what he was hired for.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
BRIGHT BITS.

THE bald headed man is inst as well satisfied
with back seat with front one-at church.
Boston Cou51et
The most economical man has been heard
from. He tried to pawn coat of tar and feath
ers the gift of his neighbors. Burlington Free
Press.
Is the front paror, II p. M: Ethel-Harry
called tonight, papa. lie was too witty for
ANYTHING and all smiles.
Papa-Yes; can smell the smiles yet.-Topn
Topics.
''HAvE you read Half Hours with Insects?'"
asked ALI Analf of Sim FULTON.
mo" replied Sim, Il was out at the lake last
evening and read about two minutes with in
sectS and that was enough for me--St. Paul
Herald.
DR.. MARY WALKER recently received the fol
lowing note: Dear Doctor Can you oblige me
by saving which is the cooler, loose pantaloonS
or a Mother Hubbard. They say you have tried
both. q have a bet upon the question. Bur
IingtOn Free Press.
Wheat fell yesterday, they say
Boarder-Yes. That accounts for the state of
these biscuits
Landlady-What do you mean, sir?
Boarder-The biscuit fell too. Sympathy,
madame; nothing but sympathy Her
aid.
THEY were talking about expenses and how
some men get rich, Said one: my butcher and
baker have made money enough out of me to
build themselves splendid houses" Responded
the other: THE barkeepers l patronize have
built whole blocks out of what owe Them
Teas SUtjngs.
WHEN young man takes his best girl out for
a summer evening stroll and she waits until she
is opposite an ice cream saloon before she re-
marks, Don't you think it is too warm to go
any further?" it is time for that young man to
treat or else gain that young maiden's undying
hate. Philadelphia Herald.
Mr.. DUsENBURY-'I wish, dear, that you
wouldn't take mart in that church fair. The
games of chance
Mrs. Dusephury-"Oh yes! I suppose you
never INDUCED in a game of CHANGER"
only once in my life my dear"
And when was that?"
'When married you. ~ philadelphia Call
AN old grandma with q small boy boarded
Gratiot avenue car the other day, and the col
lector rang the register twice.
Whats that fory'' she asked.
THAT'S 9o'clock, ." answered the boy.
In minute or two another passenger got on,
and again the register rang.
Three O'Clock ~ exclaimed the old lady as she
bobbed around on her seat. My stars! but how
time does fly in city!'-Detroit Free Press.
FIRST Bank Director-'I am a little afraid
orr smart cashier may take a notion to run off
with the funds. Hadn't we better raise his
salary?'
Second Bank Director-''Yes that will keep
him out Of temptation, but the trouble is we
can't very well afford to increase expenses"
I'VE can take part of it from the teller. His
salary is bigger than necessary"
But then may be he will want to steal"
mo danger He's thoroughly honest. '-ODlu-
h0 World
"WHAT is that man here for?' inquired the
Judge as third rate variety actor was brought
into court.
"For trying to jump his board bill, yer
Honor"
What have You to say for yourself ~
Nothing, except that amt what I'm here
for. ! was arrested for tryin to improve me
physique"
Trying to improve your physquer'
Yes, Judge was t'rowin' out me chest "
Merchant TdUeicr.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
Maggie Mitchell and Daughter.

Long Branch Letter to the Chicago Inter Ocean.
There is no more venturesome swimmer in the
West End than Maggie Mitchell Every after
noon at O'Clock she comes over the cliff from
her Hollywood cottage with her daughter
Fanchon, a timid young girl, who has the fresh
ness of the sea in her face and its light in her
eyes. She wears bathing suit of jet-back jer-
sey cloth, with tiny buckles at her knees and
black turban knotted over her temples after the
style of the RubenS Madonna. She is out on
the sand kicking up white pebbles and pink
shells or floating stranded jelly fish long before
the figure in Prussian blue, with ochre cap
and belt, appears; and as she leaps to
let the silver-cFested waves pass. her figure is
silhouetted in charming relief against the shin
ing background of atmosphere and sunlight.
She moves along for distance of fifty yards or
SO till tremendous white cap tries to climb
down her throat, but only succeeds in filling her
stomach half full of salt water and dashing her
up in bed of shells and seaweed. She Is up
and on her feet like jack ina box with the
cover open. and filled with as much merriment
as brine; she opens her mouth empties one ear
and then the other, takes a long breath gulps
down remnant of salt water with dubious
smile of relish, pulls the gathers of her skirt
round, squeezes her knotted kerchief and falls
down in the hot sand left leg first, and, folding
the other knee in her arms, looks across the sea.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
He Put the Price Too Low.
Enm M Clhicnno NcrnLc

A tall. gaunt, cadaverouS man, wearing full
beard, q time worn frOck coat and shirt front
that ought TO have been sent to the laundry be-
fore the hot weather set in, stood 1T the corner
of Madison and Clark streets last evening with a
bundle of good-szed hand. bills under his arm.
MY friend" he said to a pae-facel, middle
aged citizen, who wore his hair q trihe long for
July, ''you look like a man who has helped
many good cause"
POSSIBLY, sir"
Il have some figures that utterly expose the
Anarchists. splrtua,ists and aheists-prove the
divinity Of Christ you've got IN believe 1t, -
and then he poured forth tumble Of words
from his printed document i've already dis
tribnted free of charge 800 Of these, and would
TO God | could give away these they're all |
nave left Anything you choose to give"
"Intemperance Is the greatest curse we have. -
interrupted the middle aged man as he got to
the windward Of the whiSly-scented breath.
Exactly sir" was the tract pedders candid
reply: III man wants to look like the devil
act like the devil. and he a devil. let him fool
with alcoho-eyen lager beer" Abruptly
changing the subject, he continued YES, the
Bibles all right. but these figures are my own;
they make Il clear, plain, Atheists won't accept
the Bible; they've got to take my figures. IL
you care to help the cause along even SC will
be"
"Oh. you can't get Chicago whisky for a
nickel" and before the '.hggers" man could
finish his appeal the saucy. long man was
around the corner and lost in the crowd
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
Too Much for Robert.

Dwellers in villages and rural districts are I'M
trammeled by the absurd little conventionalites
that give city society such an air of stiffness
GOODNESS and reserve. This freedom from fixed
and silly rules of etiquette gives usual society
certain charm and grace and dash of its own
that is most refreshing to the average spectator
But somehow Mr. Robert St. Clair de Jones
didn't think so. He was, however, a stickler for
the newest and most eXcruciatings things in
etiquette The host of the little village hotel at
which he was spending week introduced him
at ball at the hotel as Mr.. Robert st. Clair de
Jones" which was gratifying enough but he
WINGED a little when his pink-cheeked partner
said at the close of his first waltz:
"Oh, wasn't that just lovely, Rob?" And he
turned green when his next partner said:
Now it'll be our turn next to lead to the
right Bob"
And he felt he could stand no more when she
said confldentially:
Il always did like Bob for name; I've got
pet pig to home named that"
Then the caller" yelled out from his perch
on the dining room table:
ssHey, you JoneSy, or Bob or whatever your
name is, you want to lead your lady to the
right, and not to the left. Amt up in fancy
dancin', are you Bobby, my boys
Then Robert st. Clair de Jones. alias bob -
alias Bobby" alias my boy and "Jonesy,''
sought the hotel clerk TO ask what time the first
train left for Newport.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
Fate's Cruelty.
Era Wilder McGtasson in Tid-Bt

Eta Wilder McGtdsson an Tid-Bits.
see two eyes behind her lashes' haze,
That hold an amber light within their gloom.
A low, ctIrl-shadowed brow, red lips, whose
bloom
Is like some tropic flowers crimson blaze;
And underneath, the sweetest littl6chin
That ever dimple found n refuge in.
With interest keen mark her every grace
Because my husband loved her long ago,
Before Icame, and Jaw date wiled it SOL
And won what might have been her honored
place.
The mcm'ry Of it all has power TO roll
A flood Of bitter waters o er my soul.
And yet it Ia not that doubt mis- love,
Nor envy her that beauty past compare,
That makes this burning sting of sharp despair,
Whose pain but wolnen'S hearts have know
ledge Of
1t is because harsh fate did not defer
Our meeting until he had married her
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
He Knew 1t All.
From the Detroit Free Press.

There was family on the train between Biz
mingham and Admission who had come out of
the woods of Mississippi and were on their way
to some place in Georgia 1t was their first ride
on the cars but while the wife and children
we're full of natural curiosity, the husband
didn't propose to give his ignorance away. When
the wife asked him what kept the coaches on
the track he looked at her with pity in bis eyes
and answered:
Maria, don't you know nothin' tall. They
put tar on EN- to make 'em stick"
She was satisfied until switched In on a
side track to let passenger train go by. and
then she asked:
Gordon what did they do this for?''
" Mother train going by, Maria"
And do we have to git off the track?"
Yes It's the new way. They, used to have
one train scramble over the other but it scarf
the passengers so that they have adopted
another plan"
She looked up at the ceiling and then out on
the extra track and replied:
You orter buy some peanuts of the boy, Cor
don, and show the railroad that we appreciate
this extra expense they have gone to. They
must have feelings as well as us"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
using Snake rails for Bait.

From the Kansas City Star
II have discovered sure bait for bass" said
an old fisherman recently; but mind you, don't
you put this in your paper. II is snakes tails.
Everybody has observed that the tail of a snake
don't die until sundowh, but keeps wriggling ell
day after the rest of the snake has climbed the
golden stairs. Now bass above all fish want a
lively bait. The idea struck me one day when
was fishing. a freshly killed snake was lying in
the weeds while its tail was keeping up lively
agitation. l took my knife, cut the tail off,
feet from the shore. / had no sooner frightened
up my line than had vigorous bite, and in five
seconds | was pulling away on a three FOUNDER.
In half an hour | had landed eight bass, aver
aging two pounds each. The ninth one got
away with the bait and my fun ceased. tried
other bait, but only got one fish in the next four
hours | then started out to hunt snakes
found one after an hours search, cut off its tail,
and it lasted me for five bass which pulled
in inside of twenty minutes, but l had fine
basketful and was ready TO quit.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS,

MEErrSGs-I4ive Oak Lodge No 3, l. o. o. F.;
Chatham Mutual Loan Association, Series b.
100. F. Notices of Mestngs Local Branch,
447, o. l. H; Golden Rule Lodge No. IL, l. O. o.
F.; Haupt Lodge No. 49, l. o. 0. F; Canton
Chatham No. /, P. NJ, l. O. o. F.; DeKalb
Lodge No. Q, I. O. o. F.; Oglethorpe Lodge No.
/, L. o. o. F.
SPECIAL NoTTcEs-To Water Takers; Base
Ball between Amateurs and Warrens; A. Card,
d. r. Kennedy.
ExcuRs1os TO AUGUSTA, GA.-By the Central
Railroad.
AUCTION SALE-Hay and Sundries, by I. d. La
Roche's Sons.
SEALED PRoPosALs-For RELAXING Pavement
etc, at Custom House, Notice to Contractors
NJ S. Beknap, General Manager G. R. r. q b.
Co
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-Baltimore Steamship
Co.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENrs-HelpW Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale;
Personal; Miscellaneous.
TIN ROOFING, ETC.-Chas A. Cox.
APPLES, CABBAGEs, ETc.-W. D. Simkins &
Co.
THE BUYERS ARE MANY But THE SELLERS ARE
FEw-C. H. Dorsett Real Estate Dealer.
PIANos-Schrener's Music House.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-08-16
Condemned by the Farmers.

The emphatic and almost unanimous CON
domination of the Brady bill by the State
Agricultural Association at Canton last
week ought to convince Representative
Brady and the supporters of his bill that
the farmers don't want it. If the farmers
don't want it, who doesl The pretense is
that it is in the interest of the farmers
This pretense can no longer be sustained
when the representatives of the farmers
from all parts of the State declare that it is
hostile to their interests. Representative
Brady must now admit that he is trying to
force upon the farmers something they do
not want, or abandon his bill.
The farmers do not want to be placed in
the position Of seeking legislation that will
permit them to repudiate their contracts,
and they are wise enough to see that if this
Brady bill becomes a law it will do them
! more harm than good. 1t would tend to
ruin their credit, and that they cannot
afford to have ruined; and in running their
credit it would bring them no compromising
advantages In fact, it would bring them
no advantages whatever.
The bill is a reflection upon the Agricul-
tural Bureau of the State because it is based
upon the assumption that the inspection of
fertilizers, performed by its agents and
| under its direction, is not an honest one. If
Representative Brady does not think fer
| tilzers are honestly, conscientiously and
| intelligently inspected he ought to have the
inspection improved instead of insisting
upon legislation calculated TO bring promis-
sorry notes, given for fertilizers, into disre-
! pute
| Now the naked facts about fertilizers are
these: Experience has shown that for the
past ton years the several compounds sold
| rs fertilizers have differed but little in
their constituent ingredients. They contain
so much ammonia, a certain proportion of
bone phosphate, the requisite amounts of
sulphuric acid, kainit, cotton seed meal,
and perhaps, some other ingredients. And
where the crops are kept Clean and well
cultivated, the results obtained from ferti-
lizers do not vary much, usually aggre5
| eating at least hundred fold over the prod
net of the natural soil; but with careless
culture, or injudicious application of the
fertilizers, the results of course are differ
emit. As general thing, however, ferti-
lizer about doubles the yield.