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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
The Weekly Intelngencer
kl)e cattfdSter 3rrUlIlur,ukr.
LANCAsrER, JULY Is. 1857.
Dangerous Theorists.

Ono Of the results Of losing sight of the
JeHBasonian theory Of government is
ovinced by q letter that Mr.. f. l..
Andrews, Of New York, has written to
the secretary Of the treasury. He pro-
poses that the surplus revenue, estimated
q about >lOO, 600 900, shall be deposited in
ths national banks for each state in the
Eatio Of representation in Congress that
Tie debt-paying states shall have their
GhorU, which he places at about ESQ 900 600,
atdiecretion, but that the states that have
defaulted on bonds held by the United
States or other creditors shall have theirs
only when they have come to friendly
terms with the bondholders, and then the
share Of those states in the surplus shall be
devoted to carrying out these terms Of
settlement.
Hero 10 very ingenious plan for robbing
Peer to pay Paul. We would like to
know how Mr.. Andrews can defend the
pEoposition to exact money from one class
q people simply to pay it over to another
clAD. We would also like him to explain
what legal or moral obligation is upon the
dsbtpaying states to provide for the
de6ciencies of those who don't pay their
debts. lit is not upon the components Of
Tie United States, it cannot be upon the
nation itself.
All sorts Of wild schemes Numerically
opposed to the theory of American institu-
tions are bound to arise, 30 long as we keep
up the iniquitous system of collecting
moro taxes than We need. If there was
not an enormous surplus in the treasury,
crack-brained theorists like Andrews and
Senator Blair would never get hearing
for their dangerous schemes. Reduction
Of taxation is imperative, and the next
Congress dare not ignore it.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

THE New York Herald publishes the
words and music OF the new French political
song, En- Revenant de Ia Revue" with the
comment that the music fits 1t like Q glove
Perhaps 90, but the hand IL very clumsy, and
. more miserable piece OF rhyme in sense
and sound probably never did duty a. pop
ular song. 1t 10 intended to exprsss the en-.
thusisstic support that the people Of France
give to their army, and recounts how = msu
went out with his family to witness the
grand review how they severslly sp-
plsuded the various bodies OF troops a. they
marched by, the singer himself cheering
tour brave General Boulsnger." Then the
whole family mingle with the troops aud re.
turn to Paris In a. order that does not com.
pliment the discipline OF the French army.
His sister IL escorted by pionesr his dsugh
ter by . cuirssser, bis wife by dragon
and his mother-iD-lsw by Turco" from
Algiers.
That IL the whole of the song that has
taken the ears and lungs OF Paris ~ tho
roughly - the Msrsellsise, and 1t seems TO
indicate . degsnerscy Of French popular
taste.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15


Mr.. john G. WHITTIER has never been
furth or than Washington from his home In
Anne sbury, Mas.
X. +. CowAN, supreme keeper Of records
and seals OF the knight Of Pythias, died
Thursday at St Louis, aged 81 yesrA
The Hon. ALLEN G. THURMAN has writ
ten from Long Island to his son at Column
bus, o, stating that he positively will not
accept nomination for governor Of Ohio
DIR THos, G. MORTON, president OF the
state lunscy committee, pronounces Willie
Heit, Of Philadelphia, able to take care of
the big estate LETT him by his insane father.
LEONARD SWEET, the noted lawyer and
former partner OF Abraham Lincoln, was
married In Chicago Wednesday night TO Miss
Marie Decker. Mr. Swett Is 81 years OF age
and bis bride is 80. Miss Decker 10 Q notary
public and has been In Mr.. Swett's office for
nearly seven years, acting In the capacity OF
confidential boOk.keeper.
POPE LEO XIII is quoted a. saying: "Dr.
McGlynn lost bis best opportunity in not
here. He would have seen that the church,
by not condemniDg the Knights of Labor,
was the supporter OF the many against the
ieudal system, whether the feudality IL rep
modern capital"
DANIEL WEBsTER's name sppesr. upon
none Of the rolls OF the councillors of Che
| supreme court at Washington, nor IN there
enywnere . record Of his admission TO the
oar OF this court 1t 10 probable that he vas
m 1nuy 20 SsodMistinguished 10 M - lawyer when he
areueo MS nIst ca.s in the supreme court that
II anyone thought OF It. Ii wss tsksn fnr
granted that he had taken the oath ana
signed the roll, and no one raised the aues-
| tiOn. fN'.
LADY RosEBERY recently gave party sstr
meet the kings and princes now in London
Their msjesties and hig Illnesses turned up ir
gOOdly numberA and for once In Q while 4
Was possible to distinguish betw, en- thos
invited 70 meet them and the walters. Tn
mos d'ordre had gone forth that oil the gen
cost, white vest knee breeches, silk stocking
end Windsor shoes, and the result Was Q yer,
Interesting study, the gentlemsn MAXIM
believe very much that they did not ieel colo
about the calves.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

Science says that The numbee Of acci.
Genos which occurred on the Fourth Of
July OF the present year was very great.
In Boston twenty seven applied for surgi.
cal aid st the city hospital, and nine beds
were occupied BY injured persons. At the
Massachusetts, hospital the number was
nearly as great. In New York and Brook.
lyn there were many more casualties. One
Of the saddest cases was that Of deaf
mute girl whose clothing took fire from
pack Of Hrecrackers that she carried in her
pocket. She was compelled to lie upon her
face in bed and take nourishment in this
position, but finally died from lockjsw on
the third day. Science adds 1t is to be
hoped that the time is not far distant when
the present barbarous method Of celebrat-
ing Independence Day will be prohibited
by law and the prohibition enforced"
The impression seems to be very general
that the 'old.fashioned Fourth" can be i'm.
proved upon, and the noise may be replaced
BY parades and races and followed at night
by fireworks displays carefully managed.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
The Question OF immigration.

There are . great many crude suggestions
Aoating around about the alleged immigra-
tion evil, and 30 sensible man as Pow.
derly 10 reputed to be quoted as saying
that II he had his way he would require
every foreign immigrant landing on our
shores to show that he was able to support
himself one year.
Who would be the Judge Of his ability 2
II the immigrant himself, burning with
high hope, the answer would be surely in
the Affirmative. If left to q committee,
the latter would have to inquire into the
personal and pecuniary resources of the
Stranger. This would result in the admis.
slon Of the rich and the exclusion of the
poor.
Had such rule been enforced from the
beginning, this country would not have
aetained its present greatness. The immi.
grants OF the years gone by were the seed
q the national glory of to-day, and these
immigrants were often the poorest Of the
Door.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

THE little tempest In the little kingdom Of
Kalakaua IL made much of just now because
news 10 scarce but the interest widely felt in
the fiual result Of the revolution 10 largely
due to fear that some European power may
see fit to seize the Island for its own pur-
poses Tho popular party in the little
kingdom leans toward America for support
and the leaders are principally Americans.
The new prime minister WAS born In Lon.
don. but Thurston, the minister of the
interior, 10 the son Of . missionary, wss
educated at Columbia college, New York.
Godfrey Brown, the minister OF foreign
affairs, and Clarence w. Ashford, attorney
general, are both Americana 1t is not sur.
prising that this Americanized country
should be disturbed over the report that two
British men.ofwar had been ordered to
Honolulu. The delay of the king In sign
ing the new constitution il believed to be
with the hope that the arrival OF English
men.ofwar will give him . chance to claim
their protection.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

Prom the Natl, ,nal Druggist
When suffering from violent excitement
do not batha
Undress slowly, but then 60 directly into
the water.
Take your time on the way to the bath Ing
house or beech.
On arriving ct the beach inquire about
depths and currents OF water.
DO not remain too long In the water, e.
pecially II not very rebusl
Aftsr meals, and especially after taking
alcoholic liquors. do not bathe.
When suffering from suddenly occurring
or from continued Illness do not bsthe.
Jump In head hrst or ct least, dip under
quickly, II you do not like 10 do the first
After aleepless nights or excessive exercise
do not bAthe, unless you hrst rest few
hourA
After bathing, rub the body 70 stimulate
circulation, and then dress quickly then
take moderate exercise.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

Joly % ~ MsasA ~ AsnsvesDsses'
From the rhiladeiphia Ledger.
Our own Fourth Of July = . joyous ocua-
siou, which arouses no bod fselines any
where, but the heather way Of celsbratlng u
makeo Il almost - dangerous - The lAth Of
July in PsriA The i2th OF July brings mp
the battle Of the Boyne, and men occasionally
fieht sbout King william on that anniver-
ssry, both In ireland and In this country.
Then comes the 18th Of July In Paris, always
: time Of danger, and especially % this year.
The Germans In the city have been advised
TO remain indoors and Casagnac h reported
10 advise oil who can 70 leave Paris to-day.
The sth OF July 10 the anniversary OF the
death Of Jaures, and the Me1icans are a.
ready getting into their annual state Of ex-
element over It. and attempting to stir up
feeling. against the Americans. Except In
this country, all these anniversaries afouss
controversies and are liable to cause riots
but our Fourth OF July usually finds - many
victims Of misdirected guns and pstr
- any OF them.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

SENATOR TELLER PROCESSES great iudig.
nation over the charges that the railroad
companies had put up money to secure his
election to the United States Senate. He said
that the accuser, Mr.. Hill, had not charged
him (Teller) with knowledge OF such cor.
ruption, and therefore the accusation could
not be Investigated BY the United States
Senate, - that body had decided in the case
OF Senator Payne, Of Ohio, that in order that
such question might be within the line Of
investigation by the Senate the senator. elect
must be charged with having knowledge Of
such corrupt use of money. In response to
his eager demand for names, Governor Patti.
son stated that the names OF Eve persons had
been furnished, three Of whom bad given
testimony. Perhaps before this investiRs.
tion 10 concluded, Senator Teller will be
sorry that he started 1t up
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

ALL does no. run smoothly between the
select council Of Philadelphia and the heads
Of the city departments Director Of Public
Works Wagner got . great scoring for
awarding the contract for . purifier for S25,-
900, before the work had been ordered by
councils and before An appropriation had
been made II was argued that . man In his
position had no right to plead ignorance OF
the law, which is . sound position. Mayor
Filter also was sat upon. He asked for the
use Of select council chamber for holding
civil service examinations, and the Request
was refused with only one dissenting vote
1t may be that both OF these officials are get.
ting too big for their boots, aud 1t is perhaps
just a. we'll to bring them to alizipg sense
that they are servants OF the people
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
rhs sec Of Oblivtou

would long since have swallowed up soZoDONT
In common with So many forgotten tooth pastes
and dentifrices. did not the experience Of q
whole nation prove, that It possesses signal ad-
vantAges 1t thoroughly cleans the teeth. dis.
solving and removing their impurities It 10.
wives their fading whiteness and strengthens
their relaxing hold upon their sockets It rem.
ders colorless, liberated gums hard and healthy
and besides neutrAlizing an uusavory breath,
invests 1t with Its own fragrance.
iylAeO6Av
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
Bucklsn's AFnica Salvo,

The BEST sALvEi in the world for Cuts, Bruises
eores, Ulcers, salt RheuIn, Fever sores, letter,
Chspped Hands, Chill lbiains, Corns, and all skin
Eruptions. and positively cures Pies or no pay
faction. or money refunded. Price Is cents per
box. For sale BY IL. b Cochran, Druggist, Nos
=, ana 10y North Queen St, Lancaster, Pa
june27lyd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
Doav Hurry, Gentlemen. ("

: aid man on his way TO be hanged, "there'n be
no fun till get there" We say 70 the dyspe ptic
nervous, and debilitated, don't hurry Thought
lessly for some remedy of dou btfui merit, un.
certain OF relief, when you can get at the drug
gists for one dollar Burdock blood Btters al
most sure to cure and certain to benefit 70,
sale by II. b. Cochran, druggist, l37 and lE
North Queen street, LAncastar.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

How much Of 7hoDsas Eciec,rtc OIL Is REQ utred
to cure' only very little. few drops will
cure any kind of an ache and but q tri ne more
ts needed for sprsfns and lameness. Rheuma-
sometimes two ounces are required. No medi-
cine, however is so SURE to cure with the same
nu a. Der OF applications For sale BY H. Il. Coch.
ran. druggist. l37 and l5s North Queen street,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

soften unable to attend business, being sub.
fect TO serious disorder OF the Kidneys. After q
long siege ot sickness tried Burdock Blood BIT.
Sers and WAS relieved by half 4 Dottle,- Mr. B.
Turner, of Rochester. MY takes pains to write.
For sale by ii. b. Cochran. druggist, ls1 ana l39
North Queen street, Lancaster
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
Depend Upon It

Mother shiptons prophesies ana Louisians
elections are very uncertain things, but 7hops
as Eclectrtc OH can be depen ded upon al ways
1t cures aches and pains Of every description
For sale by II. b. Cochran. druggist, l37 and Is
North Queen street, Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

The 1ossisa Edises % Top.
From the Providence journal.
Editorial writer's have st iass suocumbed
sEs sppsaring in every direction.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
sPRUIAL NOfICRa.
do Not Move BlindIy,

Go carefully IN purchasing medicine. Many
advertised remedies can work great inJ ury-Are
worse than none. REydock Hood Rtoers are
pursy . vegetable preparation the smallest
child can take them. They hill disease and cure
the patient in a safe ana kindly way. For sale
by Il. B. Cochran, druggist lS7 and l@ North
Queen street, lancaster,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
A Nswspspsr Editos.

.. n. Holcomb, Of Bloomvtlle Ohio, rises to
explain Had that terrible disease catarrh. for
twenty years could't taste or SMELL and hear
ing was failing. homds' EclectrIc OH cured me.
These are facts voluntarily given against . for.
mer pre- udice OF patent medicine" For sale
Queen street, Lancaster,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

sHlLOH's CURE VIII Immediately relieve
Group. Whooping Cough and Bronchitis. For
ss!e by r. b. Cochran. Druggist, No. lS7 NORTH
3ueeh street. T
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

THURMAN will not allow his name to be
used for governor OF Ohio. But what IL his
voice Of dissent is drowned in the popular
approval Of the choice!
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

A GREAT cloud OF bugs settled upon St
Paul, MIMI, the other night 1t 10 no, stated
whether they were big ones.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
NEVER GIVE UP.

ifyou are troubled With nervous or sick head
ache, do not give up your case as incurable until
you have tried Dr. Leslies Special Prescription
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

KRufr, who spent bis life in helping death,
II now deaths victim.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

Miss CLEVELAND has sore eyes. Such af-
Fiction will now be fashionable
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

Do councils purpose 10 run the riak OF IN
Injunction Of its water works improvements
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
Their Businoss BoOmtng.

Probably no one thing has caused such q rush
OF trace At Cochran's drug store ss their giving
away to their custOmers OF so many free trial
bottles OF De ktugks New Discovery for Con.
sumption. Their trade Is simply enormous in
this very valuable article from the fact that 1t
always cures and never dissppoints Coughs,
Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis. Group ana all throat
ana lung diseases quickly cured: Yos can test
Every bottle warranted. f3
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15
BrDce Tn,

You are feeling depressed, your appetite is
hdgety, nervous and generally out OF softs, and
want TO brace up. Brace up, but not with stim
for their basis very cheap, bad whisky and
which stimulate you for an hour. and then leave
want Is an alternative that viii purify your
blood. start healthy action OF the Liver and KID.
peys restore your vitality. and give rene wed
md In Electric Bitters. For sale at H. B. Coch.
rams Drug store, 1877 and lD North Queen
Street. Lancaster, Pa. fN
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-07-15

CAFE, SURE AND SPEEDY CURE
- Rupture, vAricocole ana Special Diseases
Of either Yer SCI: Why 9s humopFged oy oSaoks
LAI PIIslclAI in Phnsdelphia Who maies Q
specially OF the above diseaseo. ana CulD
TIlAf Cum 6uARAHrn1D. Advice Froe DAY
and evening" Stranger can b treated ana n.
turn homo same day OMcee privAte.
Dk v. H WRIGHT,
n North Ninth Street Above Race
7. O. Boz ia PhilAdolphiA.
tAu1alv4v
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1887-06-03
Rheumasism and neuralgia
cureain 2 Days.

.
The Indiana Chemical Co. have dis
covered compound which acts with
tr1ly marvellous rapidity in the cure
81 Rheumatism and Neuralgia. We
guartee it to cure any and every case
OF acute Infammatory Rheumatism
and Neuralgia in 2 days, and to give
immediate relief in chronic cases and
effect q speedy cure.
On receipt Of 80 cents, in two cent
stamps, we will send to any address
the prescription for this wonderful
compound, which can be filled by
your home druggist at small cost.
We take this means of giving our dis
coyery TO the public instead of put
ting it out as a patent medicine, it
being much less expensive. We will
gladly refund money if satisfaction is
not given.
The INDIANA GHEatroAL Co,
Crawfordsyille, Ind.
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What They Wore.

A hostess who cannot preserve her
serenity upon even the most crucial
occasions is lacking in one Of the most
essential qualities of an entertainer.
The thoughtlcss splitting of her best
wine, the soiling of her whitest table
cloth, nay, even the smashing of a
whole trayful Of her best old family
china, should not cause one muscle of
her countenance to change.
On the other hand, an affected ignor-
ance respecting the contents of the
days bill of fare is Mt times almost rs
fatal as the opposite extreme. 1 was
myself present at dinner party mt
which one of the untutored stable
helpers WAS brought in on an emcr-
-gency, to assist.
"What are these, Johnp" inquired
the languied hostess, MS John tremb-
lingly trust forward dish of tartlets
just under her right elbow.
~ don't know ma'am, really" he re-
piled, "bat 1 think they're penny a
piecc!"
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Made to rui,c il ali Buck.

The liar was telling some of his
friends in the smoking-car how he was
government contractor during the
war and on one occasion he worked in
five thousand pairs of shoes with
pasted solos.
: "Was that jist before Second Bull
Run?" quericd farmer-looking man
on seat near by.
al believe twas"
The farmer pulled off ON old shoe
and exhibited Il bunion MS big rs his
fist.
II got pair of shoes" he said, rs he
stood up, "and they made this bunion
and famed me up so that was cap
tured and spent six months in Amber
sonville. Stranger, prepare to git the
darncdest licking on the EARTH"
The liar had to admit that he was
only sixteen years old when the war
closed and to furnish the bunion man
with cigar.
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rhesMlldow.

The other day n yers dainty young
woman in black, witlla mourning veii
mot too mourning, just about mourn
ing enough so ,llapesl as to set off her
shapely head aud neck to advantage,
entered a largo stationery store on
Washington street; and said sweetly to
a clerk behind the counter:
"Do you have all kinds Of mourtE1g
cards?"
"Ycs'm; we have the cards, and can
get them engraved for YOU"
sob, don't want the kind they
get engraved-I want playing oardo,
you know"
Mourning playing oardsI"
"Why, yes, don't you think they
would be real nice and tasty? ?"
The clork was obliged to confess that
the trade hadn't yet reached the point
or supplying playing cards with mourn
ing borders for bercaved lovers of whist
and draw poker, and the lady left the
store visibly disappointed.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1887-06-03
NInIrin,nninl ntcm.

$ ~ am very sorry l did not get 40
quainted with you until had become
widower," said Col. Percy Yerger to
his second wife, with whom he does
not 1.-Two very happily"
aWhat do you mean by that" asked
the partner OF his joys.
Nothing. except that would Raoh
rather that you had been my nrst wife,
replied the fond husband, careessly.
"Why do You wish that had been
your Iirst wife,"
"Bccausc some other woman would
be my present wife, darling"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1887-06-03
Mans Unsclfshness.

ne-Well, wife, it looks rs though
the steamer was about to sink, and
there are no lifo-preservers.
She-Oh, Harry, what shall we do2
Hell have thought. Babies, 1 have
heard, will not sink. If the worst
comes I'll throw little Robbie In and
you catch hold of him."
She-What will become of your
He-Oh, never mind me. I'll arrange
to get door or two. Thatll keep me
up.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1887-06-03
IIRUITl FRUITll Fruitful

The undersigned, having agais secured
from JAS. D. Mosby 4 Brother, whose nur-
I>rs;its are near Richmind, Va, the agency
to sell all kinds of their
NURSERY STOCK
in the county of Tnzewell, will be pleased
to furniah all persons who may call upon
him During the summary with anything in
this line that may be wanted. He has some
thing new to offer, which cannot be had
from any one else. He offers the finest Ap-
pies ON record, and tho celebrated New
Empire State, and Niagara Grape Vines.
WIN. 0. Yosr. raxewell g. H., Va.
March IL, Sm.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1887-06-03

REwoRp.-Lost. between Rev. w.
II Kelly's and Jacksonville, two
$50 bills. The finder will be liberal.
ly reward by returning same to this
'0;'ce. April-8.3t.