The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1887-07-02

TIE DAY WE CELEBRATE.

unlurl eour gorgeous starry nag,
Let cannon belch glad thunder,
On this proud day race was born
That makes the hull world wonder
Hist on high the stars and stripes
And shassay alamandyl
Where'e'er We be-on land or sea
We're Yankee dewdle's dandy!
Blow yer tuot horns, sheout fer JOY,
Ye Aaxen haired and hoary
This is the day fer drums and guns
Fer crackers bombs and glory
This is the day eour Eagle spreads
And shrieks his odes tew Freedom
And Hail Columbia calls mankind
Tew come and she viii feed them!
On this yere all inspirin' day
My patriot chords are sounded
Tew think my wife's brave great
grand sire
At Bunker hill was weoundedl
Were | n Webster or a Clay,
Chuck full of fine grafton,
Great Cesar! what would | not speout
Upon this grand occasion!
Snakes and hornets, toads and SIGH
I feel jist meow like bilin--
Pass-ahem the cold tea Jug
My thorax needs an 'ilin.-
Flop yer wings, proud Eagle bird
And crow jist like rewster!
Bid dull care leave the day to Joy
And if she wont, leaves bewst her
Lift yer voices one and all
And fling yer crackers skyeward
If we haint on Excelsior's trail
Take no more stock in my word
We're first in war as well as peace
The Modocs felt eour peower
And meow theml Pachees hev bin
squelched
Let Europe's war-dogs ceower!
We rang Il bell in seventy-six
Off there in Philadelphy
Which made the British cut their
sticks
In search of cline more healthy.
If all the creown heads came fer war,
We'd lap'em up in no time!
We'd start those fires o seventy-six
Jist as we did the last time.
1t does me proud that we kin boast
o. Ssh line O heroes
The least O. whom could toss John
Bull
And squash all fidlin heroes!
Great Washington o. truthful fame
He fit like all tarnation
And placed eour land and Eagle bird
On top O all creation
Abe Lincoln set the niggers free
Bekase he thought twas proper
And him that seq old Abe was wrong
Relates an ALFRED whopper.
That hard ball match twiXt North
and South
Called war by smaller Nations
War just a game of Uncle Sans
Tew thin eOut poor relations,
They say us Yankees blow too much
But we've the goods tew blow on
The Brooklyn Bridge, Niagara Falls,
The Missisip' and so on!
The Hub of this vast universe
Is sot right there in Boston
Where patriot sires hev laid eout
streets
Vi i'llllo tCh Ett lpcJ III
-Four Coast is growing science siz',
At least foot each Gentry,
And poorly soon twill reach clear
reownd
And need no port entry.
-Four Railroads reach from East to
West
And jine the tew great oceans
We raise the biggest grizzley bears,
And other Yankee Notions
-Four export trade with Canady
In Aldermen and beWdle
Knocks bounty jumpin all tew
smash
Hoaray fer Yankee dewdle!
We've got the tallest lighthouse gal
That ever held candle
And since Bertholdy dressed her up
-Four Lbs chunk to handel
In pork and beans, and apple sars
In punkin pies and cider
Columby heads the human class
With Jonsthan right beside her
Wen dew eour cooking by and by
With Natures bilin water
When sam curbs in oour geyser
springs
And pipes 'em as he oughter!
And 'twant be long afore eour gas
Will be supplied by Nature
We're runnin tewbes teown intew
well
The natral gas creator!
We've got the largest war ships
known
A GROWN in eour Mountains
And don't depend on whales for lie
1t flows from springs and fountains
-Four river boats though monstrous
large
Get snagged on aliigators
And Californy takes the beans
Fer fruit and things and tatersl
We've trees by millions growing wild
All over Californy
Which tew get reound single trunk
Would make half days journey
Big seas we have within eour fence
And when we take the nation
Wen run eour ships among eour-
selves
And shake old Neptures Ocean
Blow yer flies and whang wer drums
Make gongs and tin pans rattle,
IT'S meet and proper on the Fourth
Tew raise the din O. battle
Hail Columby happy Gal!
| drop ye meow for luncheon
Let someone call We lean and lank
Ii he desires a punchin!
Whoop and yell boys, paint things
And chassey alamandy
HOoray fer me. with three times three