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The Grenada gazette., 1887-06-18
A swindlsr's Novel Game

A rather ingenious system ., ss;., ss..
ding has been discovered BY ra,'', ~. 4.
knight Of industry. According to ~, ~
French law. banns OF maFr''s. s.,h.,
placed on the walls OF the pO.,. II
leading into mayors Offices 50 UNI sh,.e \,
who run may read OF the appfo's1
nuptials Of Monsieur Machln, !" 4
= street, with Mademoiselle Cno.., , ,'..,.sb
avenue. Tho chevalier avaiied n,lu'I y y
Of information Of this kind in orso, ..snns
present to the fathers Of tne ',uss ws,,
ladies, whom tho bridegrooms t IN.
about to make their OWL ia.sS 's and
signed BY intending bridegroon'.s |,
payable to fictitious tradesn'ca a.a.t,ns
nearly every instance tho uns'i'ye.pd !, = pd
lathsr.ln-law was duped ~ =
The Grenada gazette., 1887-06-18
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''Shall sing Kathleen Msyourneeu,
ior you, Augustus deari" she aske.l
a1'er they had been married something
over q year."
mo. You needn't mind.v'.
. but ! heard you say the other day
mat you liked that song ever q 4
= 90. Perhaps that will expl.iu to
yoa tils reason why I don't want 8, q
noar ypu sing it."--Nercians 1roceter.
The Grenada gazette., 1887-06-18

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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Judze JoRes Makes Some GmpOFtant
Changes In the Cours RuIea.

JudGe JoRes Makes Some GmpoFtani
Changes In the Cours Rules.
Rule Is 10 amended to read az follows:
Two days before the commencement of
each term the Clerk will enter upon the
doaket the title Of each action In which
an issue IL pending, either Of fact or
Law, in the following order:
l. United States causes.
Criminal actions.
3. Issues Of fact In sivil actions.
4. Issues Of laW In civil actions.
And will leave q convenient number
Of pages blank after each class OF en-.
tries above specified for the entry of
other issues as they may be joined dur.
ing ths term. But no issue Of fact ill
be tried &C any tern unless the issue IL
fully made at least tWo days before the
nrst day Of such term, unless BY sPecial
order.
Default cases will not be entered upon
the docket.
Rule IL is amended 10 read as follows:
After charging the Grand Jury, the
court will call the calendar and assign
Issues for trial. After an issue is
assigned il may fer cause be reassi Sned,
otherwise 10 will be disposed OF when
reached In lie order.
Raie IS 10 amended 30 read As follows:
10 she assignment of issues fer trial
those for q Jury will be Arst assigned in
each class ~ entered on the docket;
second, issues Of fact for she court;
third, demurrers; fouFth, motions.
After reading the jsurnal on the second
term one hour, IL necessary, is set apart
a. - 49, 81 NEfa
motions; second, motisas upon plead
ine; third, dsmurrers; fonrth, other
motions or applications TO the court,
and these motions will be heard at no
ether time during tne term unless by
special order.
Roles i6. II, Is and 10 are abolished.
Rule 20 is amended by adding thereto
the follouine words: AZ The trial Of any
issue Of fact or Law and 81 the hearing
OF any motion, the hles are fer the use
OF the court except as TO iiiavits and
exhibits.
Rule "a IL amended by inserting after
the word TO- In the tirst line as printed
the words "withdrawal Of and eFAsinR
the words "sr filed" IN Sue second line
a. pgintsd, and adding At the end Of the
last Iine these words. and Hing the
UtlEA0I1 NtGA1A1A NNa 10 NaNNe
Rule IS 70 amend a By striking out
"or By e referee" in the hrst line snd
inserting after che word fact" in the
second line a. printed the words "if
made aud aled ouI Of term OF BY .
referee"
Rule Is IL amended By striking out all
after Ihs UuFd provided" in she printed
role and INSERTING "ali motions and de
murFeFs 10 pleadinRs will be heard al
chambers upon reasonable notice Is any
time except during tern, and pro.
vided, where nstice IL upoR an attorney
residing oat Of the eo0nsy where the
Judge may be At the time the bearing u
90 BE- had, The tune Of sush notice shall
Be at least six days"
Rule - is abolished.
10 Is ordered that the rules Of the
eours be considered for amendment a
aforesaid on Tuesday, Nay 9. 1881. ~
o'clock D. m, At she eouFt room 10 Seat
lie. W. T. 4. A. JoSEs. Jadge.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29


Captain ". d. O'rools returned from
Victoria last night.
haEehal Hamilton returned from No
Asil's Island yesterday.
]. D, Hacksst, Of the o. Il an. Con-
pAuJ, vac 10 the city yesterday.
Han. Q. n. Bradshaw. Of Port Town
asad, q registered Al tue Arlington.
q D. Emery will be passenger on
tss City Of Chester today for san Fran
Q. 4. Beak, and wife, OF Victoria,
pased thIongh hers las, evening on tbs
kaQlanA.
n. n. kin0slAnd aud wifs and Miss
aaey, Who came out in a palace car 10
Ials coast passed through here last
ssssinR on their gay 20 New York.
His beechsF returned from Portland
~ evening With y foil line Of the latest
slle % ladies suits and WRAPS, which
~ WI Be pleased 10 show 10 the ladies
Msesasis a. her rooms 10 the Reinia
eallales, eeraer Of Front and MArion
ttfessa.
". Il. Talbot, Of Tulalip; +. Caliow,
hamilehie; II. Lobe and viFs, Michael
nslsy. =. o. Miller. q. A. Oook, Of Ta
go george Bell Of LsavenWotth: j.
ses'oe, IT,, Miss Waller. Mra. Baker,
ron LadleW; w. Z. Rlaekett, OF Ma
sAlGa, O.; q. n. Bradshaw, Of Port
1esalshd; n. MAYER, Of san Franaisoo;
We. A. soeppArd. W. 2. Ready, OF
sasuaad. are Of the Arlington.
q. Il. LaFoFes OF Skaeia. q. W. Far
~ ~ o. M Verpsn. O. Z. Bsw1An IT
9mptA I'd. Pierce Of Michigan. II.
ns9nefeer Of Tacoma. L. ID. Miller Of
ssea kapids. W. II. Hamlin Of Port
@aa,soa, \. Cox OF vicsoriA, X. Grant,
Aetetlans, OF Tacoma, Wm. Bar
~ ", Ssel@on OF Minneapolis. II. q.
u sehnslly OF Portland. W. Vary
vancouver. aud Wan. Garrett, Of
Ns.eAas, are a. the New Eneland.
va. Todd Of Skasit. Ben Atkins and
~ .s q Mes Castle. Mrs. BoanA OF
Ssmpss, J. West OF Satslda, Colorado.
- u, WheAlin Of sAnWood. b
sAssen. I. W. Petersoa Of victsria. j.
utant Elwood Evans. Mrs. Gillis Of
!. sSvcaae, 4. Il. Dlworth aud daughter
t@aon. Henry Adams Of White
49,, !. d. epeDcer ef Renton. George
pes' = satton Of Olympus. and J. Il,
'neA OF facoDa, are at the RFunaWiek
n.N H. MeAloou. ]. Q. MeFAddsu, OF
nFei J. ,. Quinn. Of Ooapsvill; H.
LssSd. J. A. hGaek. Wm. A. Risten,
wagner, Of Sac Francisco; A
deaman, % Port Angels: Mrs
Aasf. Mrs. Sheppard. Ml@a n. Wal
-. o. Pest q mhie; s. II. Emsnael. 81
80 fetk; q. h. Ooaner, % Yoangs
y W. J. Fife. Charles Evans
e WALSH, W. W, Spraxue, J. n
gseA, Guinn HickA Of TaesmA; 2
1sSeesF, Of HRdloek, W. P. B~ok, o
~ iefk; Or. Jenkins and wife, q
Aso,a ekyi ". II. Miller. Of Ciucinnati
= Z kAtroain. Of Hsren. !. n. Ne
N.aio. OF 81. Loaiss q L. Shannou, a
Sss,nna.i, o W. 2. Mseaare, jane
49, OF Loa Angsles, are al tne O,et
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

FKLD OyEBoKRs ELsCTxD.-Ia eem-
plianss with general order No. 4.
dated General Headquarters. N. @. w..
Olympia, March "a, 1887, the command
ina officers OF Companies B, O, d, e. y
and @, Of the First Regiment. n g. W
assembled in convention st the of3ee Of
Captain J. O. HAines last evening for
the purpose Of elsctina Geld officers Of
the regiment for the ensuing year. Al
the meeting the follovinQ officers we're
elected: John O. Haines, Of Seattle,
Colonel; 8. w. Scott, Of Seattle. Lieu
tenant Colonel; Charles Evans, Of Ia
coma, Major.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29
SEALED PROPOSALS.

SEATTLE AND WEST CoAsT RI. Gel
OFFICE OF PREsIDxNT.
SEATTLE. April 10 1857.
GEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RE-
= ceived as this ONCE until IL m, THUR
day, May 5th, 1887. for clearing, grubbing.
grading bridging. culverts. drains and
riprapping on the nrst section Of the above
comPany's railway, being from q junction
with the Seattle Lake Shore and Eastern
Railway CemPAny's line TO che town Of
Snohomiah. IN all about Is miles.
The company reserves the right % -
toct any or ell bidA
For fuEtheF information and for plans
and specincat ons apply 70
II. CRAWFORD, in,
President 8. and W. @. NJ.
Oface. Safe Deposit Building. AplTtd
Owing 70 delay In preparation Of pro-
hlea. maps etc. the time Of resolving bids
for above has been extended 70 ThnfsdAy.
May 18th. 1857.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29
MHAT Il II

That produces that beautiful. soft and
delicate esmpiexion and leaves 10 traces
Of is appliOatisn or injurious efectsf
The answer; VISIONS RosxETSE 90
oomEiishes all this and i pronounced
By ladies Of taste and refinement the
most dsliehtful toilet article ever pro-
dnced. Guaranteed under . fOEfetsurs
Of 5000 10 be ahsOlussly free from
harmful or iriariOos snbssAnees- For
sale hy A. II. STEvAKg. mr9 wsso&Wiy
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Sait has been commenced ~ August
Anderson throogh ais attorneys IN
PaFtlApd against Nelson Bssnett. ash.
tnz RSS.ooe damages Toe plaintiff sets
FORTS that whils N the empioy Of the
drfeeaAnt in the CAscAde taanel on
Dereushsg Is iSe6. be WaA ordered 10
ariIl . psrp@ndisalaf hole IN . large
rock. There Gas another hole In said
REX SHED with giant poSdeF. the foss
Of Which kAd ben iznited oy = prior
shift of msa the bi9et before bat failed
% sxpioda Ihs hale be wAs drilling IN
tsrsscted viih tae other. and whiie he
wNs Aa wosk tha shot disehArseSt Utth
erN4s POSER. aesaroyiaG plaintiffs eye
ssrAG PiAIutsd further alleges thai be
had DO knowled1e q Ia pewosg b@iug IN
me roak. ard that bad dst~ndAot en-
pleysd akiiifal and careful men 90 tee
night 10 ths aestdsni soaid not have
oesaFrsd. he olAi1s tAat 81 rsasoa Of
ne asoiaenl be has oesn deCstred % tie
powps % sArstna livelihood. Fear
nsa usrs killed ~ NE sane expiosio1
WAieA deprived An3sfsas Of BE eye
xtahA
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Pay from 800 10 $50 more 70 an
agent for q piano when you can buy Q
Weber and Decker d Son piano direct
from the factory and save all profits 10
middIemen. Frank kinball. manu-
factuFer's Agent. Once, three doors
above postofhee. Pianos on easy terms
and for rent. Sample pianos on hand.
Send and get prices. fe22tf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

LoUcH " the grocer" corner Of Front
and Union, is ahead this time with Q
decided novelty. He has bF0uRht
hams and bacon. and 10 having them
smoked by Mr.. Nasal, the popular
butcher, With hardwood. They are the
incest and cleaness meats our people
have yet had q chance Of obtaining. AZ
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

ARH BsoKKE.-Dr. O. L. Miller, Of
this city, while visiting bis ranch on
squak Slough, yesterday, had the mig
fortune 70 fall and break bis arm. he
was brought 10 town last night and the
fractured arm set. DR.. Miller has BEEN
peculiarly unfortunate Of late. About
year ago be was paFalyzed, and nov,
before be had fairly recovered from the
effects Of the severe shock, be breaks
hia arm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

FuKp.-A fellow named WsReneF. or
Werner. cas- hauled up before Justics
yonss yesterday and 6ned Is and costs
fer assaaitins . man named Il. Dsuas.
uho sas trying 10 ipdass 6iD 70 settle
some little basinsss matters Dumas 70
pabliahsr Of . 9~ruaa PAPER IN sAis
city. and bia aasAilAni. 70 SEEMS. was
farnegiy connected With thai seeet. He
"a reported 10 be very anarrsiso@e and
disAgreeAAle fellow, vho has 20 several
occasions assaulted cid people. suopg
uhsn might BE- mentioned Old DAn
Turner And ed nan Hamn~tl.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

GO NAAsEoUss -aessra HArSingtos
: soHe have iuss ss@plsssd o. their
.aAn . osu, tuO-ssOgy varsAoass 9le
-. soea By seoss - te<s cesp- Tee
$50 story % rsesned ~ "a tseli .
ss.sesay 80 tie north atee. directly In
- se@s o. The store. TIA erss GOog h
- tet hardware. tsed ara Gsaf. aad
49, paseton 81 q has Neen Htaed % - Q
49, Tue seocnd eocr wili b used
w Ne sieetnR q wAeon material
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Il is easy 10 use big sounding words
and 10 make promises on paper, but We
produce everything We advertise. Ask
for anthinR you see In oar advertise
ment and you will hnd 10.
an2A foKIAs q SrNoKRMAH.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

6tiIl ahead Of all esmpstition. Our
great suction purchase beats the world.
Such bargains In underwear viii never
be presented 70 the public again
ToxIAs 4 Gm0KRMAM.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

IS 90 Yards % lASn ~ e yard. OsAsF
hocsrs charge s. and e fer sauA Tc
Ne Esd soiy from 81
apes TcxLAs 4 sTs0ESEAN.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Oar great o. Eaii sale. perfsstton Per
feessd. nsesi af The ane. worth eiA,
hsaxea ~ he great Aastion sale az J.
banm 4 O.. JONAS 4 SExaHHMKS.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29


The rost arresahas e. yell - thl
most efeotive method q dispallinc
hsadachsa. coids and fsvers o. elsaDs-
ing Tie system h By taki19 fsw doesr
Of the Oalifornia liquid fruit rsmecy,
Syrup Of FIGS. IL asaa gently 3et Il
feceively, strengtheming TIE crRans 90
whieh IL ae1sI % that regular habits
may Be formed. Manufactured o1ly oy
tie OAIifsrnis FiR Syrup Co, San Fran
eiseo. Cal. For sale IN 50 es1t and u
bottles - A. B. SzEwkEf.
PsssABLx LosT.-Aaaia Ne ere called
upon 10 chrunicle anotheE probable dis
asfsr. This time u 10 the briR North
Star. which sailed cut Of this bsFboT
lumber laden for San DIEGO. ca March
e6th. nov over Q month sioce. Nothing
has been seen or heard Of Der since the
terrible STERN Of April IL. She makes
the hfth vessel that saesumbed 10 thai
tsrrible storm. namely: Sc. Steuben.
81 Dorado. Ohallenge, Active and North
Star. The last named vessel lefe here
With cslCc9 fest Of lumheF, loaded al
Stetson & Posts min. She waz com
nanded By c sutain w. 8 williams, and
vas bailt IN 1857 af Boston. Mass. Her
registered tonnAgs vas Sos tsna She
vas svned By @. II. Jcsselyn Of San
Francisco. Tue vessel vas not insured,
bat the oarRe vas insured for 500, IN
he California TnsuTanes Company. Al
he time Of the great storm feara were
a. 10 the safety Of the Eorth
Star. bu4 90 she was @ lumber draRer,
sish full cargo. most everyone thouRhs
4 a A u - 4
water logged. It's possible sbe Vas dis-
nastsd and blown out 10 80. and will
seine into port all right, bat the general
Impression seems 10 be. among sea-
farine men. that she 10 lest. With all en-
poaKH
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Oar second purchase Of spFinR millin-
cry arrived. You will End the very
latest novelties ct our store.
ToKLAs & SrNoKzMkN.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Tee Creates Has visdo~ ever sxhIo-
it'd 10 seattle y zoe Displayed n tie
sassaE winoov Of Iox1Aa 4 erNaKnMAn.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Free exhibition Of Hats for one week
in the center window. Hats from 50. TO
IS. ToKLAs d SrNaKRMkN.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Free sxhshitioa % Hats for enc week
N The oseisr wfncow- Hsta from So 10
eS. IcKLas 4 SUaBxNkN. GpFE
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Tue greatest Has windaw ever exhio-
tsea In s~atiis g now disnlayed IN The
eanssr wtn3ow 81 fcxLAa q SEsaKsMkN.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

Oar great el95 trousers sale, come
ana compare Inum. thes are beyond all
sompArison With goods s9ered etss-
whefs. ToKrAa 4 SIN0EkMAS.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29

oelssei sassI TaIks assss ms eystsr
I'D 90 ne Late ste e ne smeiter
sew Ire Ssrthera PAesae Rali-
Fead Company has the saneAe
On EveFy Pnying nnaaGsFY
In and AFoama raesma.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-04-29
A GOOD TSvEsrMkxr.

The bark d. o. Murray, Capitals
Alfred Cole. 10 the oely vessel st Port
Hsdl0ok. This bark has recently been
thoroughly overhauled and her tinbers
bored aHd found 10 be perfectly sound.
She was formerly packet in the HA-
waiian trade from San Francisco, and
vas samptuously fitted up for that por-
pose with convenient apartments that
could accommodate many passengers.
All Of this. however. 10 being removed
TO make room for lumber, which she IL
engaged 10 carry 10 San Francisco. The
present owner, who purchased the barb
for $3.50. is reported TO have been
offered $3.50, which was promptly re-
fused. Her carrying capacity 10 about
4C9,C9O feet Of IHmbeP.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1887-01-07
An InsuIted Fat Woman.

A woman weighing 369 pounds, wear
ing her hair cut short, entered the office
of the President of the San Antonia
street railroad company and in a voice
that was a cross between a bass violin,
and boiler shop, said
''I come here to complain of the driv
er oe one of your cars"
whats he beerldoing ?'' asked the
official.
''In crossing the car track / had the
misfortune to slip and fall, and 1 could
not get upright away, for as you see
am not Sarah BernhaIdt. I'm fat all
over"
"Well, what next ?''
1.-THE driver of the car stopped bis
mule and insulted me-"
"What did he say P''
''He said!that if 1 would get up and
let him driveson that I could sit down
again on the.track as soon as the car
had passed"
81 shall have him reprimanded, ;" said
the official.
THANK you, sir, thank you, I'll
patronize your street car line hereafter,
that is if can get in the DOORS Good
morning, SIR
AS she passed out, the official remark.
ed to a clerk
''She may not be all WOOL but she
certainly is yard wide.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1887-01-07
Women Customers.

Il hate women customers, - replied a
saleswoman in dry-goOds store. She
had Ueen asked plumDly whether she
preferred waiting on men, and this was
her plump answer.
''Why do you prefer men -
because they know what they want.
and don't care TO keep you standing an
hour while they tumble over and rumple
up the goods on the counter. Why.
only today I was showing a lady black
stockings. OF course they were all of
the same size au1 quality, yet she draqg-
ed every pair out of that box and then
wanted to see more. l handed down
two boxes like this one, and then she
asked il we had any more. l told her
no, and Their che said might wrap up
one pair for her. The lady next TO me
made nine different sales to gentlemen
while / was fooiing with one woman.
am going to try TO get a place in a
hardware store, NJ some place where
women don't have to deal with women.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1887-01-07
uraprI.res rRuELrY

Y is to delude poor sufferer into the belief
that some worthless liniment will cure rheu-
matism and neuralgia Honesty Is the best
policy in the manufacture of proprietary ar
ticlesas in all other matters and the fact that
the proprietors of AthlOphOros have never
claimed for it even all its merit would war
rant has not littletO do with Its wonderful
popularity, and the thousands of grateful
testimonials received by them show that
their policy has been wise as well rs right.
Experience has amply demonstrated
that mere outward applications are worth
less. The disease has its seat in the blood,
and any remedy to be successful must deal
with the obstructive acid which poisons
and inhames it.
Athlophoros acts on the blood, muscles
and Joints directly. 1t takes the poison
out of the blood and carries 1t out of the
system; it invigorates the action of the
muscles and limbers the stiffness of the
Joints 1t reaches the liver and kidneys,
cleansing them from irritating substances,
and, if followed up after the rheumatic
conditions cease, it viii restore these organs
to regularity and health.
West Chazy, n. Y, Aug. 10, 1886.
Yours of August 18th, is at hand, and
in reply would say that Athlophoros
proved the most effectual remedy for neu-
ralgia in the case of my son that / ever
tried. After using half a bottle he was not
troubled any more for six months
HENRY HARRIS.
Mt. Pleasant, Pa, Aug. 10, 1886.
am thankful that tried Athlophoros.
l had rheumatism seven years, part of the
time could not move; but to-day I am
well and hearty. l write this hoping some
other sufferer may try it.
w. S. FLEMING.
Every druggist should keep Athloph oros
and Athlophoros Pills, but where they can
not be bought of the druggist the Athlo-
phoros Co., 112 Wall St., New York, will
send either Carriage paid) on receipt of
regular price, which is $1.CO per bottle
for Athlophoros and SOC. for Pills.
For liver and kidney diseases, dyspepsia, in
digestion, weakness nervous debility, diseases
of women. constipation, headache, impure
blood. &c, 4 thlophOros Pills are unequaled. 9
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As Big as They Could Afford.

That great conhagration in Boston in
1872 made the fortunes of some and de-
strOyed those of others. The family
here alluded to were severely crippled
by the calamity and were forced to
economic in every particular until the
business that maintained them got Cn its
feet again, s3rhey moved into small
hodse in the suburbs.and the children
of the'family were denied many luxu-
ries tO'whIch'they had been accustomed.
A month or two after the fire baby
was born to the h usehold and was duly
presented to little Ellen, a. six-year-old
daughter.of the house.
'How do you like him, Ellen ?'' SIZE
was asked.
"Oh. he's very nice, but
"But what ?'',,
"Oh he's so very little. But then, l
suppose he's as big as we can afford just
now,
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HeCouldn'tsee.

A fat old man who should have
known better ,ldrsgged himself up three
long flights of stairs and entered an
editorial room.
"Whew Coming up these stairs
makes me blow be said.
= Yes" the editor replied. what
can 1 do for you?''
The old fellow laughed as he took
small piece of paper from q tiE spec
tacle case.
Here's something THAT [ jotted
down. he.-said. "YOu needn't put
my'-laughing heartily-"my name to
it. -
The editor took the scrap Of paper
and read the following
IF war should occur between Eng
land and Russia it will be a Wall street
affair: Between the Bull and the
Bear. -
wall street will have nothing to do
with it, - said the editor.
''Oh, don't you see? It is a pun that
1 made myself"
mo, 1 don't see. Il appears TO read
all right. though il there were really
anything Of it the telegraph would
have
Hand it heTel'' The old fellow
snatched bis contribution and lugged
himself downstairs.