The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-07-01
PlTH AND POINT.

tWeen the bones. - INoftk american.
Henry George is the first man we
ever met that doesn't want the earth.
He only wants what is on it--Ltfe.
Jones and Small are popular in
Minneapolis. But they never take for
text anything from St. Paul
Dallas NeUS.
Herr Most-'Let me stand in front
OF the bars of my country and care
not who is behind them. - Detroit Free
Press.
Sara Bernhard is bitterly opposed to
the corset. And no wonder. She
cannot wear one without suspenders. -
Dallas AeWS.
An Exchange says '.biting the lips
is a bad habit" So tits. The man
who'll bite girls lips is no gentle.
man.-Los0eH Times.
What's the difference between q
wood-chopper and miser? One cuts
down trees and the other expenses. -
DansOttte Breeze.
When did General George Washing
ton have his first ride in public car
riage? When he took hack at the
cherry tree. e.-LoaeeH Courier.
The reason why pure air is such a
scarcity in railway cars is because air
is II Dad conductor, and it wouldn't do
to have two of them on the same train
- KoncerS Gazette.
Il do not know who YOU are, and YOU
have no claim upon me; why do you ask
me to give you five dollarsg" because
have just joined the Anti-Poverty So.
ciety. - Boston Gazettc.
In the wilds of Borneo the thirsty
cannibal throws q knife, sticks a man
and drinks blood; in Boston the thirsty
tramp throws dice sticks his friend
and drinks beer.-HarUard Lampoon.
If things keep as they have begun,
the population of the United States
will soon be largely composed of two
classes of men--base-b players and
walking delegates. - Utica Observer.
A clam, dug up at Clinton. Conn,
held two pearls worth twenty dollars.
1t is all right to say ''don't be clam, "
but if this thing continues, one would
as soon be clam as an oyster. PecE'S
SIN.
The impression that Roscoe Conk-
ling is loaded is gradually dying out.
People are growing tired of stopping
their ears and bracing themselves ev-
cry time that Conkling manifests a dis
position to speak a few words - Chtca,
90 Herald
Mark Twain is said to have $1,000
600 safely invested in such way that
he can't be taxed red cent on it, and
his wife can't marry again if he dies
and enjoy dollar of it. He isn't fun
ny any more. He doesn't have to be.
Detroit Free Press.
Lawyers used to be known as men of
the robe. Many of them are men of
the robe still. with the omitted. -
Texas SlftingS.
The Iowa woman VINO caught an old
rope in her skirts and ran from
"snake" until she dropped down ex-
hansted, had no worse experience than
the Michigan woman who stood upon a
chair all night to escape rat, and when
daylight came found the object to be
black stocking. Detroit Free Press.
M. Goblet is panied to learn that
<AhiCAACaho Ills 2OU-I
let. /" He ought to hear us say Goethe
once. ~ LoaiSVlhe Courier Journal.
If a vixenish wife ever takes back
her words, it is in order that she may
use them again with redoubled effect -
Teras Sittings.
A New York doctor offers a reward
of $1,000 for every case of chronic
ailment which has been cured by the
Faith Cure process. He says that re.
ligious excitement will sometimes have
beneficial effect upon old diseases,
but the benefit is only temporary, and
u stiff leg won't timber up for all the
prayers ever prayed. Detroit Free
Press.
A New York paper announced that
Sarah Bernhardt had gained two
ounces in weight, and Sarah at once
subscribed for two copies and sent her
photograph to the editor Burlington
Press.
A French philosopher says; The
surest way to please is to forget ones
self !" This is also the surest method of
making an ass of ones self. Texas
Sitltngs.
Ii is said that every eightieth man in
this country believes he has tape
worm, while medical statistics show
that only one person in every 5000 is
thus afflicted. IT. is probably the wrig-
Cling of the whisky. Detroit Free
Press.
Isn't it queer that when man adj
dresses you by saying Say. he wants
You not to say anything, but to keep
still so that he can say something him
selfP" = Journal Of Education.
Lovers in Fiction.
List gave an amusing account of the
n,annel. "a, which (keniroa sand nsad her