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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-12-06

80 ARTISTS. 80
In the brightest Of all modern operate ertraya.
garzlc burlesques, -AEGADlA. 4 perfect prouuc.
sion! a brilliant SUCCESS! A spectacle literally
dazzling Now In lis second year Crowded
houses slightly.
Prtces-Sdme a. usucl If, 25 and 50 cents, No aG.
rance NO EXT. charge for reserved sestB, now on
lale at Shelb's mus 10 store, del
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-12-06

, BSleiro g Zaneavtlle Throush Passeugc, Leaves
beliatre a. sto a. "a, arrives at Bsllai,e al y. m.
n, arrives at heliaiie st $40 a, "a. ~ y
symmetrical Accommodation leaves Boll,irc at
1:GO p. H., arrives at Eellairc at l0.i5 ", ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-12-06
COEINNEy

by au untqualcd Comic orera and Eur
!esquo Company; under the direction OF
.r Jennie kiubal,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-12-06
AM usIghlt:NI IL.
Grand Opera House.
o. @. GENTHER. 1rssea and Iausrer.

Week Commencing Monday, DecemSere. .u
wednesday and Saturday Matinee.
Manager Genther takes great pleasure In an.
the return OF tho original and ever pecI.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-12-06
FLOR SALE
nEsIRABLE PROPERTY
FOR s ALE

FOR S ALE.
Good house nod all necessary nutbuildIpzs
with ltom ono to hve acres o. ground
Also, ton building lols, high and dry, and IN.
Also, ten acres Of hill land, to be sold separate.
the purchaser. Reasonable prices
oc6 ~ GEORGE ttARI.YLE Tororto Ohm
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-12-06
NOTIOE TO CREDITORS.
wASTEIt

NTANTED-ONE GOOD SALESMAN
w Address L. A. LARHlN IN. d co, Bali.
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-12-06

NIANTED-BOARDERS BY WEEE
w day. n1esi Also unturn!shcd room, IN,
rent Apply At II Fifteenth street Al ''
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11
PHYsi CLANS DISAGREE.
One Who Does Nos Endorse DR.. Vaughan
III

One Who Does Noe Endorse DR.. yauxhsn's
r5resrxlcor Theory.
- sae Eillor of .ae TssEGRA4 azsALD
Ia your issue Of This morning corres-
pondent calling himself Physician" ap-
pears very anxious 70 proclaim the name Of
Or. Vaughan as grsat and original dis
eoverer II Physician is interested IN
oar health department. an considers il MS
auty to enh-htsn the public concerning
the dangers ci diseased. or poison milk.
do NOS see Why be should rush % The res
cue 81 lir. saughans name. I an not
sNare tnat suy one hss attempted TO tAke
nom or. Vaughan tle ere III OF hzviug dis
covered wasJ be calls ~tyrot0xicJn
VII say. bow sver thar bis fame AS a great
AMI original tiscoversr - not fully estab-
tsol ssed It IS rue That many m ystsriOus
eases OF roisaniug have resulted from
eatug bee cream. Tue cause IS still un-
knosu. The mater has been carefully in
YES, - ei and the poisoning nas been at
triou el to t1e ifroTins "a some cases. and
tn e.ttlE pDissn lu % bees. So hi-n
sataoitY naa endorsed the "tyrotoxicon'f
flecrv
Scared uH. and skimmsd milk. which
has been exposed r0 ali temperatures IS
ireair eaten. SHY ,.o Fs nos bear of poison
inr FHm su-1 eases, as iu ease ~ ice
cresnl EmsscIAS.
July ~ tes7
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11
EH cuR PzRIHsULAs.

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t4lI -le s4r.e s1 1th oprB dDars "a y
49, nissi .as. -llils .ltags.
r.e e,..,r..s.. - 80. ......se..a Esass "a
n4a.f 81. A4as Gel .4sl. a. sEsr ~ lls.-tfl
tll lis 1ft.fsff3 a le4 days az.
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lion g. q Hafass IisaltF Cauu1 isslanef
81 arar si Use are i i.fer 4e.za.as sf
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

ri L. Daaham, formerly * Cadillac. Is
aoa settled doEn .or business ~ Marquette.
ine Lans.ag Ee0atlsrla THINKS Blaine
and A.ser wou.t l0ox vel on a forty foOt
oa-ntl lex. year.
d.ss Csueviere Gore 90 Battle Bfsek has
sccesiei a position IN the Office Vi the Com
missioner oi labor.
The Governor has appointed Hon. j. J.
Nooaman. ~ Paw Paw 20 be a uiesnoer Of
the sta1 1--we stock Sanitary Commission
Fice Ilomas Mas. de.ea5ei
General Anger. Of rhe Charlotte Rspub-
So. announces teat he proposes e. see
t1ai tne local option law has = fair trial in
Ealen County even II be nas 10 MAKE the
hsls single handed an alone.
l4e Mason As'af says thar Judge Hen
de-scl fNill PROBABLY nos continue his
wo-k on the lah beach longer than uuflI
January uex. he hopes then % rstarn TO
Mason GO resids-a hope ia watch all our
eili1-ns Wll share.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Much hss been written sri SAID shont
bow to make aome happy The mo-srsf
snd ureaeher have htCznevei this theme
unli it Vgu.i seem 1othl1g more remained
to be ,sid. kuf ihe rhiicsorhers have zone
far olt nf their way - aCronnt frr the
prevalence of Ul assorted couples and I'M
hsruv hemes sni have orericokr9 tna
chiei cfuse Aost ef the untaeriness II
mafriea Iife can he traced di-ecfiV io those
functional terangeueuts to Which women
are suriect. To ut1e rsses eu- 81 ten The
irfi tn.e. dissatisfied and unhappy wife is
q snt erer frrm some ieuale complaint p
a tr'ai of lir Pierce favorste Pres rirtion
vi produce more domestic happiness than
= n1fiIic1 seTmocs cr r1iicsor hirs. srsaffses
j. cures FL thoee peculiar weaknesses ard
ailn-enfs inc rsnt @ women. It is the only
medicine scii ~ DRUGGISTS. under posi-
tiVe eusrantee rom the manufactures. that
II VII give satisfaction n every case. Or
rforev vi ce refu1ied. See guarantee
pri1ted en- wraeper enclosing toris.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

NoalerfuI Cures.

Druggists Of Rome TIA. SAY We have
been se.bng Dr. X knss New Discovery
Aiectsic Dtlrrs and Backlen's : ArDica Sslve
foF $40 years Have never handled rene
dies thar sell as well or give such uniyeI sal
gttisgsctioa There have been some won
derful cures effected by these medicines in
this c.ly Several cases OF pronounced
Consumption have been entirely cured by
use o. a few bottles of Or. Kings New Dis
eoysry, taken in connection with Electric
itrsrs We gIsrsstss them always.'
old ~ Wm 4. Tio0s
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

That is gold which is worth gold. Health
s. uorla more than gold Don't neglect a
coush or cOldand lsl It remain 10 irritate
tie lungs wAen Z 81 cens bottle OF DR.. Bige-
lows Positive Cure viii promptly and safely
cure any recent cough, cold or throat or lung
trouble Bay the dollar bottle Of E K.
Wilso. for chronic eases OF family use. En-
dorsed by physicians aud druggists. Pleas
snt 20 take
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Or. Jones Red Glover Tonic is not stun
uisn, bat a nerve fOcd restoring nerve
force lost by sickness or excessive mental
work or the use of liquor. opium, morphine
Or tobacco. 10 supplies food for nerve It's
sues and by its gentle operative action re-
moves all restraint from the secretive or
gans. hence. curing all diseases Of st0msch
AMI liver. Z r. Wilson will supply the
bottle
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Every eo'iy ~bo participated In the fam
ous Ferry Senatorial fsat A. lansing. sll
xho vis.fsi che capital during that Winter.
80 reweuaer The courteous sni affsbis
HarrV eilhert. Wte mansred The lansing
House ier Nrs isas'f SIR Gffhsrs i sbsuf
"a gpea q holsi in this city. re has se-
erred from Ms. Msrsh The absolute control
oi tbe SCI hcris and Niii -e-ch~isfen II and
turu Sc into 81 a day commercial house.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

The best on earth can truly be said Of
Grirs' 2 Giycerne Salve. which is a sure,
SAFE aEd speedy cure for cuts bruises. .scaIdss.
tlrus wounds and al other sores. VIII
positively cure plies, letter and all skin
eruptio1s TRY this wonderful healer. Sat
isfacliou guaranteed Or money refunded.
Dolly - cents, OF T. r Wilson.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

elsazs-4tt ca. =, gEauul2tod. &c A 81.
. .c. t2tla e. q c fstl0s g use.
l9rcss--O1eea KID . 20. kse, roasted, Ia 4.
Java. green, 1S,z 6 Java. roasted. - ci Asre-
cato, IoSs.sd. -ossz c Mexican. roasted. 9 nc
lces-Jzpan, nle. sal q japan, Medium, ~
sc cldiz zars. lesgscs nysCe. soe,5,c. zunponcer.
9 s &c t0ieug. &Jl1ooc, congo. 80 Sc
Flour 49, per cst. . - per ooL. i.Strat pro-
cess 49, per cuI. ; , Ter bbL, a. heat lpQf
70 per esL. s. ~ per bhl; b0ek"heat - %
ID per evil
Nlll Feet Screenings. IS per ton, bran. 10
sklIs si5. alidtllags sI6e 90 s.
Feel-lorn and oats, l5aI3
kefosene OIL Michigan lenI 1859 per gallon.
water aaite, IL &c.
0aselln--litsc 80 gallon
Seeds lover u 9ost3 ~. timothy e -o12ol
hzlt-HicaiEan. zoe Eastern. soc.
fis1-Ao. white d>h. ss..o per haif bbl., other
grades. s3.eya so per balf bbl trogl, "a - cod
sslt. "a per n ciki,s el.l0 per hundred. canned
oysters selects - sics smoked halibut. tDi-c
Fofk ia Carrels-Aess pork. Chicago packed,
sl3.5oeslo.oQe extra short cat slo.5v. standard
cie4r back. Sl7.o0.
Iard-Telces, &c. % and 50 10. tubs. 7l4e: -
10 round tins 100 eases. lc IA tln pals, 54c9
10.
Beef In barFeis-E1tfa mess. warranted 2O0lOs,
g c1se9 90 extra. boneiess. 81 ~.
butteTlne DAIRY. solid packed. l2ei rolls aud
pruts i3c creamery, sOlid i5c: rolls and prints,
Ice extra creamery, packed &c. rolls aud prints,
2lc.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11
We voNSON
Acker's

Is warranted, is because j. is tho best
Blood Preparation known. II will posi-
lively cure al Blood Diseases. Purifies the
whole sy EN-. AID thoroughly builds up the
constitution. Remember. VIC guarantee it.
Z. r. Wilson and ". Z. White.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Hsa.laras aud Liltis Daisy soaps have
iarsatg zot "a eaVs1ie rep1xDoE a. ths
sesf sosps sol5 .cF tks n1eusy. Asa yoar
<reesr ser them. sad gsL = laA-sds water
gfo3f lesszzlsr frss
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11
g0a1KEgIAL aksogSGzEzarS.

Atans ) Cos erear seDi-s1nzal red4s
ti1l zal ssil-ns efsfs -s-1k ~ rea1ced prs-
se4. pzskArz1sry 80 rzklls loveZes-
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

EesLz-l.a1a p.ez1s1 , .4.2i a psk oi-s1-~
Ss.fter-- Eesa pa It,4l3<. 14zTy 1st@~c.
CE1ese-st41s. sz.s1le, Aes 1ork. n ers~--.
l-s< AZ.
Cover seed-s. go 3 DsE B.S.eL
Lr-ea- Eii@l-s-A Fs.sa. es@ s<ffa alesI "a g pcf
P<,4il1. s44Eser4 80 pef p4221s eaSffaer
las s. per s.1Aa- se@cEes. l1sl IL pSx poo4d
Ezss-< <fe24. j 20 iae.
EEssa Ae41s Dressed Aossse sc - psr CO..
sa4fso1 > - u. ys4I ; tee g essk = -
~.
0rsi1-n heat cisxsoa 75e, L24eas1er -
CAS- <l.Rs-e. kse. ks851e. Ceru. f<34-e b~s'
.ey B. A,sI q uSfesz
eitie1 ~Sfeea sstse psTt cured 80 6. e,lEei
i1f-.e al s<laz ~ = p.lz4iAas. sc. k1ps<-is
eSa- z. cured SO ifc. askLa - Ia ssse "a .n
s1esP ps.ts. eoc8<l. socl kel1s Ss.iz1--so - -
Der pots1
hoilsy - iIc. STAINED. 6s1sc.
hay Iinle1ly q sl8 per soas clover &c ~
hes llss ~ sell "a 81, 80.
foAtry -tarzeys 1ressS1 . - o@1-ss g
iz.se aesis Llelzi<c
Eolaiaes-fFss ~ net, ti'4Lra
stIss-ss per aon Sss5 20 per los1
i2--oa--. a. .e .aer -.
Noul-h n ashes- q 49, - gnNEs1e1 o1e~t1lrd OF
Mood Bloek stove wood 81 81 per cord. t31s
foot ~Ood s4e1s ~ Per ooEd
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Ladies nav temporarily erhsnce their
heantv ~ith prepared chalk buf those
80 ssonDiexious baFe the hue ot nature
ree rreeFna1s nlesizsated. in~isieie Face
Fo<.isr. EA3b ~ h r. Wusos
prazzist
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Adams a Co : great seB1i-snngsl redGc
ltu a4s. seil2lx eEeFFtaiAs al reduced
Frl IS. frsi zf4tyFy 20 tzxIls snf0ice.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

The undersigned Hill psy tie highest mar
ket rKles s9F benlocx s4rk 30 &c loaded On
cas- ga 4ay side TRACK Lortt ~ Grznd kzp-
l0s. Correspondence solicited
n b CLAEK
loi Qitaea-ss Crsna ksp-ds. Mich
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

TIE BEST SALvz il the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rhe-m, Fever
Sores, letter. Chapped Hands, Chilblzins,
Corns and al SIN Errptions, snd positive
Il cures plss, or no pay rsquired- 1t If
guaranteed % give perfect satisfaction o.
monsT refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale at VIM. II. .Tibbs drug stores.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

A lsEY's 0rtss proof gossamer is given
free e. the consumer Of Headlight and LII
i.e pa.s5 soaps.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Not fe. citizens of Grand Rapids re-
Gently became greatly s<cied over the as
founding facts, that severai OF their friends
who hsd been pronounced BY their physi-
cisns a. incurable and beyond all hope
suffering with that dreaded monster, Con-
sumptioa-have been completely cured by
o.. Kings New Discovery for Consum ption,
he only remedy that does positively cure
al throat aud lung diseases. Coughs. Colds,
Asthma and Bronchitis. Trial bottle free,
81 Wm II. Tibos' Drug Store, large bottles
.f
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

~ NN0NNS Aeks.. l.S 4I' hsEy BAby
sooiher at Laad. II is the only sase
asedic.ns yer made that vii remove ali
ialautlIs lls0saeFs. Il c0nsains no Ogi,a
~ Arrhias. bat gives the child natslfa.
rlee fr9as p1sa. prire - cents. Sold b.
= 4. Wilson and W e Whits
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

M ONN>> OF the good things of thin
ASS life are sorrowfully lcs
alone on account Of Dyspepsia. Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets viii cure Dyspepsia,
Indigestion and CONSTIPATION: sold on 8
positive guarantee a. 25 and 80 cents, by
Z. Z Wilson aad ". z. White.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11
FIFTH ANNUAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

Our stock Of Carpets has never
been as large and complete as
now, and at prices that cannot
be undersold. The stock COM
prises everything to be found in
a hrst-clsss Carpet House.
Our Drapery Department is
replete with all the Novelties.
We are Sole Agents for Cor
ticine the best floor covering
known TO the trade. Over
20, 600 yards sold in this city
alone.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11
Building Materials.

No. J, fencing. al lengths .sl4gi5 90
No. fenCiug T. IA ana lsieet-...-......... II %
Dressed tooriuZ in A IS W
Drsssec hOOrIn.. in, No. icOmmOn--....... II %
Dressed flooring. in. No. cOnlmOn........ IA %
BeVel siding o IN. A and ...... ...... Il %
Beyel siding 8 in No. I common .......... ~ 90
Piece stuf. 2xi N 2xi2. - 70 n = ...... IL ~
g. additional Tor each feet above 10 Y.
COarse. common or shipping calls, all
widths and lengths. ..................Ss 0Oas 90
XIX II II standard shingles .......-. ...... 90
NIX lSin. thin .....--. ......2 1872 So
XXX XXl6fn-............-.... .......-......... , -
No zOr6 IN. {. b. lsir. shingles ......... 5
No 2Or in BIG in. ...---.. .......... 40
lsfh . 90 81 1922 o.
Lime-Petoskey, sl00 per bbl. Ohio. 9Jc. Grand
RAPIDS, 75c.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11

Aissas a Cos graat ssEni annual Te'1gc.
tloa -aie ssiing every tAiDg al reduced
gflcss afseaza1Gfy - teklAs invoice.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-11


That ws are daily g84Esntee.nk kemp's >
-alszf faFils4 - tss Eeetis. After t4kiAg
thFee-le1Fgh- IS koltis 1Aaoat rsiiSf ws
k-l 1et4ad tae eloaag L is TIE greatest
411 oest ssuisfg GA he market i9g clean
ne bleed AL giving yo1 lss ieass
81 l.ss. A sci kao<b 1ssinsss nl1a IL
iss 3s 90 Re sss gained eight pounds ca two
bottles ~ flis carsapariisa. pTlcs silD
ssF sags By - Il Iibbs - AoEroe-sE
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1887-05-25
FINDING PHARAOH.

In the May Century are two profusely
illustrated articles under the above cap
ton describing the discovery of Pharaoh's
tomb and picturing its contents. From
the first article by Mr.. Wilson, the pho
tographer, we quote this account of the
way in which the tomb was located: "1n
a line of tombs beyond the Ramesseum
lived four sturdy Arabs named Adder
Rasoul. They supplied guides and don
KEYS to tourists who desired to visit the
ruins of Thebes, and sold them genuine
and spurious antiquities. When they
found a mummy, it being forbidden by
law to sell it, the head and hands and feet
were wrenched off and sold OF the sly,
while the torso was kicked about the
ruined temples until the jackals came and
carried 1t away. / purchased a head anu
hand of one of the brothers amid the dark
shadows of the temple at Qurneh. Ear
ly in 1881 ci~rcumstantial evidence pointed
to Ahmed Abd-er-Rasoul as the one who
knew more than he would tell. Professor
Maspero caused his arrest, and he lay in
prison at Kenah for several months. He
also suffered the bastinado and the brow
beating of the women repeatedly; he re-
sisted brides and showed no melting mood
when threatened for execution. His lips
told no more than the unbound tomb-and
not as much. Finally his brother Mo.
manned regarded the offer of 'backshish,'
which Professor Maspero deemed it wise
to make, as worth more to him than any
sum he might hope to realize from future
pillaging, and make q clean breast OF
the whole affair. How the four brothers
ever discovered the hidden tomb has
remained a family secret On July
5th. 1881, the willy Arab conducted Herr
Emil Brugsch Bey, curator of the Bulaq
Museum, to DER el-Bahara and pointed
out the hiding-place so long looked for.
A long climb it was, up the slope of the
western mountain, till after scaling a great
lime stone cliff, a huge, isolated rock was
found. Behind this a spot was reached
where the stones appeared to an expert
observer and tomb-searcher to have been
arranged by hand rather than scattered
by some up-heaval of nature. 'Ihere,'
said the sullen guide; and there the en-
terprising Emil Brugsch Bey, with more
thar Egyptian alacrity, soon had a staff
from a we'll into which they had been
thrown. The shaft had been sunk into the
solid limestone to the depth of about for
ty feet, and was about six feet square.
Before going very far, a huge palm log
was thrown across the we'll and a block
and tackle fastened to it to help bring up
the debris. When the bottom of the shaft
was reached a subterranean passage was
found which ran westward some twenty
four feet and her turned directly north
ward, continuing into the heart of the
mountain straight except where broken
for about two hundred feet by an abrupt
stairway. The passage terminated in a
mortuary chamber about thirteen 6y
twenty-three feet in extent and barely six
feet in height. There was found the num-
my of King Pharaoh Of the Oppression,
with nearly forty others of kings, queens,
princes and priests"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1887-05-25
Mamoruns department.

WIND ON THE PRAIRIEs.-'The prai-
ries of the West are great places for wind"
said q telegraph operator 4; II used to. have
a station out in Nebraska, right out on the
open prairie, and the way the wind blew
there was a caution. But it was a lucky
wind for me. At a station about thirteen
miles west my girl lived, and az | had no
Sunday trains or business of any kind l
used to 20 up there and stay over Sun
day. But a living horse from Saturday
night to Monday morning cost me too
much money, and so I rugged up a sail
on an old tie car. All I had to do Sat
urday night was to hoist my sail, push that
tie car out on the main track, and in less
than on hour I was at my journeys end.
For more than a year I went to see my
girl every Saturday night by means of
that sail car. Pretty sleek, wasn't it?"
"Yes, pretty sleek. But DO you mean
to say that the wind blew in the same di.
rection every Saturday night during all
that time ?"
"Of course I DON'T"
"Well, how did you manage those
nights, when it blew in the other direc,
tion?"
"Easy enough. T had another girl at
a station fifteen miles east.-Chacago Her.
utUs 49,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1887-05-25

@ An old farmer employed a son of
Erin to work for him on his farm. Pat
was constantly misplacing the end boards
on the cart-the front board behind and
the tail board in front-which made the
old gentleman very irritable. To prevent
blunder, he resolved to distinguish each
board by some sign or notice thereon.
Accordingly he painted on both boards a
large "B"; then calling Pat to him and
showing him the boards, he said Now,
you blockhead, you need make no mlstake'
as they are both marked. This"-polnt,
ing to one ~board-"is 'B' tor before, and
that"-indicating the tailboard-"ls ~
for behind" W%hereupon the old gentle
mar marched off with great dignity.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1887-05-25

DOMESTIC FEL1c1ry.-"Oh, how little
we foolish women know what we are
booming ourselves to when we unite our
selves in wedlock," sighed Mrs. Nagger
the other day, when her husband suggest
ed that q little more economy might not
be a bad thing. Here I've been toiling
and Shaving all my life, trying to skimp
and save aud here you are always preach
ing economy. could have married half
q dozen rich men, too. It's my opinion
that no man has a right to get married
until he has a home to which to take a
wife,"
"You think he ought to have a home
first, do you?"
ayes, I do. Before he gets the bird he
ought to have the cage all ready"
"Well," snarled Mr.. N, II don't see it
that way"
"Of course you don't. Men never do.
They think it's only a woman's place to
work her life away for them"
"No they DON'T" he snapped out. "That
amt where the trouble is. But before a
man goes to blowing himself on cages and
things he'll find out whether he's got
a canary bird to put into it or a darned old
poll parrot that 'ud chatter the life out of
him if he got her board and lodging in the
apartments o Queen Victoria "-Merchdnt
Traveller.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1887-05-25

Jogging HER HUSBANDS MEMORY
A husband was sitting in his store ut Ma
rietta when a letter in a familiar hand
writing was handed to him. 1t was from
his wife, whom he had left at home that
morning with every assurance of affection
and devotion. But the very first sentence
startled him, and as he read on the most
horrible suspicion seized him.
81 am forced to tell you something that
I know will trouble you, but it is my duty
to do so. I am determined you shall know
it, let the result be what it may. I have
known for q week that this trial was COM
ing, but kept it to myself until to-day,
when it has reached crisis and l can keep
it no longer. You must not censure me
too harsh1y, for you must reap the reward
as well as myself. I do hope it won't
crush you. The -four is all out. Please
send some this afternoon. / thought by
this method you would not forget it."
She was right. He didn't.-Sarannoh
Neps.