Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-07-24
To THE POINT.

The paper with the largest circulation -
Bank note aDer.-PhidiopAiG CAL.
since Americans have learned how tn
tip the servants they have been nOticeably
successful in foreign soCiety.-M. J. Star.
The prize ring champions doings are
accompanied by public clamor and a good
deal Ol a-rlaw. -DuiUH Photographer.
The country is safe. 4 militia company
Of thirty six men and thirteen officers has
been sworn in at Schuyler. -Omobd Be.
Gypsy Give me fifty cents and III tell
your fortune. Irish wO~man-Shure, an
it had fifty cents that would be fortune
rnnugh."-TcroS SitingS.
IN institute OF Christian science wants
10 be Incorporated in st. Louis, and the
people OF Chicago think there is need OF
something Of q Christian character there
N,r Fork STIR.
We notice by an Iowa exchange that a
minister down there has just rendered.
a fine sermon. That's probably the way
he got his tat salary photographer.
There was a purple gallinute" shot on
Lake UuprOnouncable in Maine the other
day. Anybody that tells what it is can
have it. Please incl0Se postage Phitddet-
pAid CALL
IL is announced that the Mexican word
'~'moOchOs'' means religious fanatics. In
this connection, however, it may be men
toned that religions fanatics are more
fanatic than religious. Exchange.
An Iowa editor expresses his regrets for
bring unable TO attend the graduating eN-
ercises Of the feeble minded school. The
average editor knows where he can feel at
home.-Pdragrdpher.
New York is particularly hard on the
birds. 1t is now against the law to ieed
or shelter an English sparrow, and there
i an earnest effort made to restrict the
swallow N STANDARDIZATION Post.
The San Francisco Post says of a de
ceased citizen that "his death was a gen.
nine surprise TO his friends" IL is proba-
HE hat il was something of a surprise to
,be gentleman himself.-Phhddetphid CdH'
Her mother and his mother-In-law--
He's a brute, my dear, and don't cry. l
cave YOU to him because he said he kne"
the secret of making you happy. Daugh'
ter-Well. he kept bis secret admirably
French Fun. =.
In his atlantic" ode, MY Country,
George E. Woodbury. describes Justice as
.'tbe third great base on which u wei.
tare il founded. Ii wa high time ina
our national game should be recognized IL
patriotic pOetry.-Lys.
ssNIr. Duseuberry, / was aStonisneo
Ma Chadwick nj the reception
last night " Ill %,
oi,I gatherings. What astonished you?'
''The fact that her husband was VIII
her. "-PhRddelPhia CaH.
Personal in Tennessee exchange; we
are reioiced TO know that J. Z. RocSheit'
,bs nripce of gentlemen and ear oil eur
nra has secured the contract for building
y slant sidewalk in front of the Gibson
bJock He is a gentleman Of the old school
I'd Knows a good piece of plank when he
sees it.
u Iondop. Lord Noodle Ito Mr.. Blaine
i saw your distinguished ecuntrymaI
,aa,erdav. Blaine-Whom do you mean:
'SWby, Buffalo Bill. You know pm, Q,
oonrSsu mo, | have never met MN
Tor5 Noodle aside to n frlend)-in
On Riaine is an impOstor. He Is not &C
TAINTED in his own country.
@'Psars TO me-" said old Uncle Pete, as
10 Loaned his hoe against the corn crlo ano
aTtracted a pebble from his shoe; pear
Us" Tile dar was som kind OF INSIDE
oomnosisbum IN all dis talk a6out haoies
TN, teet, De way Use cum to ooS al
- HES de teef cuttin' de baby. as'w lse
y, a. yav hit looks in de case oh cullud
rhi,en "-ETchdRge.
God Grounds: "Do you think you
gill gain your lawsuit asked Gus Ut
smith OF Colonel Yeager. who had been
nm over by q fire engine and was sum-
the city for damages. Yes l tnihA =
come out ahead" HAS your IaWye'
S;yen YOU grounds to think SOP No
Snt 7 have given him grounds to THINK so.
IvJa decided him two lots on Austin avenue
a. a rec U-Teras SiftiRgs.
A Boston physician tells OF a case oil an
..tack nj hay fever that was arrested oy
an natient breaking his leg. hay lever
victims who go several hundred mile,
49, Nome To C the disease, should
nsa his ont and paste il on their handker'
cb;efs. II breaking leg should fail to
EFT n cure in some cases, breaking the
80 would be certain to 90 right to the
nnot Rsware OF limitations. -NOrrist0sr"