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Sometimes drummers play the most ]
amusing and original tricks. Not long
ago drummer for . St Louis hard.
ware house started out. He was
giant in strength. He had two strong
grips made. and in them he put up
iron samples weighing about. 1s5
pounds each. He would alight from
train with his two innocent-looking
grips and the hotel porter would make
. rush for him.
Right this way for the Hardcase
House. Carry your grips up to the ho.
tel. bossp''
yes" Smith would say. The drum.
mer was really named Smith. He would
then hand the two grips to that porter.
and let go as soon as he saw the un..
suspecting victim had hold Of them
There would be wild flourish Of feet.
. loud crash, and the porter would &c
down like he ha, been shot.
What in thunder are you throw.
ing my grips around in that manner
fori" Smith would yell. as il mad.
The porter would jump up. thinking
he had stumbled, apologize, aud make
grab at the grips. Then he would
pull away. and his eyes would loll out,
and he would STRAIN until his suspender
straps would break. and then he would
say:
.B-b-boss! What are these thingsi
! can't lift them"
Smith would take hold of them light
", gently lift them up. and say:
20. well. il you don't want to carry
them. I'll 60 to the other hotel Then
calling the other porter he would give
them TO him. OF course, the other fel-
low would take hold of them with a
smile and firm grip. only to go down
on the platform in defeat with thump.
Then he would rise, look at the grip,
gaze at Smith awhile, then, leave, NUT
tering something about voodooism.
Smith would then throw them into
wagon, and go on up to hotel. Al
the door he would call bell boy. and
rs he pushed his way through the
crowd. he would hand them to the
poor, overworked boy. and the crowd
would be astonished to see him 20
down with those grips. the fall making
noise that sounded like a freight train
wreck. and shook the house. Smith
would pick them up himself. and re-
mark to the landlord that 1t was a
shame to overwork his help in any such
manner, and then he would walk to-
wards the register, and the landlord
would rush up to him and say:
why. them boys are lazy Here.
give me your grips, sir, and he would
take them. Of course, Smiths re-.
marks attracted all eyes, and as the
landlord got a good mold of the handles,
Smith would let 60 suddenly. The
spectators would be astonished to see
the landlords back suddenly hump it.
self like cat on. the back fence. his
eyes bulge out like marbles on a mud
wall. and then see him fall full length
between those grips, with crash that
brought people out across the way. he
would get up slowly, rub his back.
walk around the grips, and then go off
and swear, as Smith would take them
up and put them on the counter. Then
the fun would begin. The clerk
grabbed one of them to set it off the
counter and it wouldn't move. He
looked astonished, and then spit on his
hands and tried to lift it, as his face
turned red, and knots swelled upon
his forehead. But that grip wouldn't
move. Then all the crowd would try
their hand. and finally all swore it was
some trick. Smith would then lift it
off gently, and ask them what allied
them. This would make the crowd feel
of his arms, and they found out they
had muscles like cocoanuts for size and
rocks for hardness. Then it dawhed
on them that Smith had heavy grips
for sell. and they were correct. That
was the way Smith advertised his
house. It was a success, too. He
would put a grip on an empty seat in
front OF him in car, and be tickled
almost to death at the efforts of people
to lift it of when the car was crowded.
But no one ever succeeded. Ladies
would take hold of it, and only let 20
when things began to snap around
their clothing with a noise that at
tracted the attention of the car. A
big passenger would think to make an
impression on a pretty girl, and rush
over to remove that grip. and fall over
the seat trying to move it, and would
be mad as thunder when Smith would
it easily and gently and remark:f