Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-08-20
Saturday Smiles.

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tiflc editor OF the Philadelphia Press. Well, he
cannot wink to the soua fountain clerk so quick
but that his wife will catch him at tt.-Buituio
ErpreSs.
DE tried to pawn Il coat OF tar and feathers the
gift OF his eighbors.-Burtia0ton Free Press
She-"Are you going to the picnic ON Tuesday,
He-"Oh, yes,
She with feeble NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., George?"
He-"No; shall take an umbrella."-Puck.
'Wish | could wear an Asbury Park bathing
suit" said young man 10 his cousin as they sat
on the piazza and perspired.
what does an Asbury Park bathing suit con-
slot OF, Georges" dtMurely asked the maiden.
ears" f D WV
Then they looked at the pale moon until it was
time TO change the subJect.-Cotun,tus CupitaL
There Is no use crying over smiled milk Itmav
De three parts Water.-BostOn COURIER
Mcltielly-"I can't make out your friend ROwsar
yesterday read him an original poem OF thirty
sIanAas and at Its conclusion he walked away
without a word or comment"
Btgiey Observation-Disclosures just like Bow
SET: Hes the most forgiving man ever Knew
PHILADELPHIA cal.
Every girl should learn to play the piano. Music
mas charms TO soOthe the savage and there Is no
telling what sort OF 4 temper the man win have
she catches Tor a husband Phiiddeiphia Herald
She-'iow easy and self-possessed your friend
ner Is SO deferential!"
He-"ies, Sissy clerks in dry-goods store.n-
OTdheS 1fdteHeTS udgdzite.
MlatreSsr"Mary, you may take F1do out for an
day" eeAe W ~ "A
Nurse Girl-'It's uncommon hot. Maybe the
sun would he too much for him."
MlstresS-"1 GU are q very thought full e,irl Mary
Take the baby out now. You cuI take Fido when
IL gets coOler."-Omdha Herukd
frlVate (arm-ln-arm with his sweetheart meets
MS sergeant IN the garden or a restauraut)-.Ser-
gean' my Sister, Sergeant-"I know: She was
m'ne once. "-Eters,cattier Zeitumg. We"
MY dear" said he to his lady love- ave been
brain work, which is the hardest kind .Se, I in'
oetd; know II must lie ior YOU" aud there was
aruu uss u him. oes sh sympathy in her eyes which
changed the subject-9.oe ana Leukher Ee.
porter. ' 0'""'e' at
Yes said he, YEARLY, 'I'm tired out, and
n iit vacation I'm going to take u rest"
have been working hard and you do need n rest
Where 10 you think you'll go to7" Go top asked
s shs ot AT h n, .u ssIpTss GS to? I'm going
didn't l?'-Soherrite Journal.
me SGratog. ~ tells that the other evening ex-
1 Mayot Ely Oh Sew York was chatting with his
States Hotel piazza. The conversation incoming
languid, inc general suggested to the ex-mayOr
that they should look into the barroom to see who
Was thele. ON, Charley!" exclaimed Mrs A TO
her husband, =" this Is the fourth time since din
ner mat you nave gone TO see who Is in the bar
1Een b,a lines calculated the general;
fellow, II ever you do marry, be sure to select
woman VINO has never studied arithmetic n-Ne,U
York Tribune.
Fireman ito foreman)-"Where shall play the
hose firSt?" F' WV
Forem ma s, on the night Waterman until
you wake MIN up."-NeaU York Sum-
Texas Crockery Dealer ito clerk)-"Have you
neard what Inc returns are from the prohibition
Jalnes--"Ihe prohlbltionists are showed under.
toes up, Sir" 0.0"0A 1Au0''
Texas Crockery Dealer-"Well, mark that in
voice .! Jugs down nifty per cent. We're stuck
He-"rhen you love me?n
She-"i do"
He-"And may speak to your pap
She-Nc: Speak to ma. Pa Amt ANYBODY In
this hOuse"-BostOn Courier.
II all the men In the country who carry brick
In their hats would assemble somewhere thew
might build monument to NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
ton Free Press.
Gus-'I say, Jack, saw a pretty little Girl get
been around"
Jack (yawning)-'T saw girl get ont OF a ham.
mock once, but there was nothing interesting
Gus (astonished)- wasnt?n
Jack-"No; she was q Boston girln-Ne,D York
Sun.