Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-09-20
COACHING TRIP.
Verbatim Report Of Interesting COnversa-
ton by People Whose Fathers a Draw
Checks.
Philip r. Eslst W PACK.
CRTNPLED ROSE LEAF.

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Philip T. Es5si N Pack.
~CRUNrPLED Rose LEAF.
Miss PompOn-Uh, I do feel that owe
Mr.. Tandem IN apology,
Young Mr.. F. her companion Why,
my dear Miss PomPou. you quite surprise
me,
Miss POmpou-Oh, but it is such 4
blow,
Mr.. F.-what, pray am positively
alarmed.
Miss Pompon-Why. | fancied Mr.. Tan
dem's coach hat a lark greru body.
SIr. F.-Oh. and the bright-red does
not please You 80 well:
Miss PompOn-Oh. il il not that hut
don't You see I have arranged my GUS
tune in Charles y. pink,
BON SEAT BRILLGANCY.
Miss Ciushington who goes in Tor tasci-
mating ignorance oh, how charming this
5, Fancy owning such "a coach and such
lovely hOrses, too,
Mr. Tandem-Yes one needs the horses,
tor a fact.
Miss Gushipgtou oh, YES and they
are such beauties, tOO-I Just love these
DAYS next to u,
Nj. T.-You mean the wheeisrs-
they're cheStnutS, though
Miss Cob, are they: never can tell
the difference; and, oh, are they of, or
nigh?
Mr.. Why, one, you know, is OF,
and the other nigh.
Miss why, or eonTse? | am 50
wretchedly stupid.
Mr.. T.-Oh. don't mention il?
Miss Cob, hut / am-aud do tell me
which is the OF horse?
Mr.. T. ,pointiugI-This one.
Miss els il, really? How very inter
esting,
Mr. T.-Oh. not at all,
Miss G.-But it Is, you know-and that
of course. Is the nigh one.
Mr.. T.-Saturally.
Miss G.-Oh, yes-aud why, pleas
Mr.. 7. Ileebly brilliant oh, possibly
because he's further from the whip
Miss Glow very odd
Mr.. T.-Yes; itiS odd.
Miss Cob, extremely old.
Mr.. T.-Ges.
Miss G.-And YOU are the whip
Mr.. T.-Oh, come now, really, Miss
GushIngtOn,
Miss G.-Uh, l know you are. have
always heard you we're such a whip.
ON TIE ROOF.
Miss Tilbury one of the other sort
I've been watching the Oft leader, MIR.
Chopper, and I'm quite sure be interteres
with his left hind boot.
Mr.. c. .admiriugly Now, do Won know
7 should never nave discovered that?
Miss T.-Shouldn't you, really
noticed il at once. He's \ the beast other
wise. 49,,
Mr.. C.-Yes, he goes we'll With his fel'
low.
Mise T.-Oh, they're matched to a hair,
Mr.. C-Yes, of course.
Miss T.-DO You bag, Mr.. Cropper2
Mr.. Z. who is not of the hunting set
Well, no, hardly-that IS, not much, you
know.
Miss T.-You Ought-it's such sport.
Mr.. Cob, yes, quite.
Miss T.-Oh, though. l side with tn
/ Criss-crOSs Club.
Mr.. C.-Do you really?
Miss T.-Yes; I'm trying a new mare
now for the next meet
MI. C.-IS 1t 50.
Miss T.-Yes, l do her across country
every day when | am at home.
Mi. Glow do you find her?
Miss T.-Oh, farish-a poor Jumper
though.
MI. C.-Ah, that's rather bad.
Miss Ton, very bad. How many
bars do you take.
Mr. C.-wen-er-really, you know,
70 out so seldom, still-three.
Miss THREE! Why, l take five and
barbed wire.
Mr.. c. lgAspingl You don't say 80!
REAL PLEASURE OF COACHING.
Mrs. Married beIle-HOw charming th,
day has turned out.
Mr.. Blase-Ta'aS.
Mrs M quite trembled for my tOile
this morning.
Mr.. R-Ya'as, it was rather threaten
ing.
Mr. M.-And one has to eoach, yOJ
know, rain OF shine.
Mr.. B.-Oh, ya'as, indeed. That's th,
sport.
hr- Al.-On 90 you InlnN -
Mr.. B-Oh, ya-ss, indeed. That's al
| coach Tor.
Ms. M--What, the rain?
Mr.. B-NO; because you have got To q
in any weather.
Mrs M.-HOw odd To like that!
Mr.. B-On. ya-as; it's like \ dinner
you know.
Mrs. MI don't altogether follow.
Mr. Bob, If you accept you must 90.
Mrs. M.-Ah!
| Mr.. B.-And you must be on time.