Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-03-18

A.a-.s < ".sHh 100 a ...
Time-l o'clock p. N. Place-Fashion-
able restaurant.
Observation-Disclosures
DramAtis Personr Gray TIilOr-Made Girl
Patient Waiter.
THE ouug women OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
IL seated. extra wraps and bundles dispus-
ei of, patient waiter fills their glasses and
laws menu card before them. Neither
glances At IL
Brown Tailor-NIade Girl declare 1
didn't know | Wis - tired.
GRAY TailOr-Niade G!rl-NOr |. It's 81
horrid To match goods.
Brown-Dreadtul. Ia rather buy ma
terlal tor three new dresses than frnoyatr
one OLD one.
Gray-So should l. I'm in such 4
4uandary about that silk at Cash'S. Did
il seem To you ~ match st all:
Patient waiter goes oil 10 seat q new
conner. \ man
Brown-Why, Thought it was quite the
nearest OF any we have Seen yet.
iTray-Did YOU, really? / am in such 4
dilemma about IL. audI must sent it down
% WhalebOne to-day, or she will drSapp0in'
me.
Browu-Yes, tine wretch, How quickly
she takes advantags OF a lStledelay in that
way,
Gray-Y,s, indeed. She kept me wait
ny three weeks last " inter for 4 pink tulle
because | WIS me day lateiu sending word
neither ! wanted a pointed or square h"d'
yuC.
Patient waiter, having taken mans or
.er To the kitchen, returns.
BTcwn-WvllyG suppose We must have
SDme luncheon. Pulls meuu card toward
uer.J What do You want, Nell:
Gray-Oh, | don't know. What are You
.o.ng to have:
Brown don't know. l am not yery
hungry.
Gr.y-Nor l.. / hreakt1sted late, and
luu't feel AZ il | could eat i thing.
Brown pushing the card across the L.
ylrl-DO pick out soGcthing. Nell. !
can't.
Gray-WcII, l can't either. | never tic
snow what to take.
Patient waiter retireS and serves man :
OrCer. Then he returns.
Gray still studying cardl-Do You Ike
oysters.
Rrown-Not much. l get tired ofthem.
Gray-Well, | don't know hut l do,
TOO. At any rate, We won't take an oys'
ter stew, Tor they only serve crackers with
that. and the bread here Is Just lovely.
Brown-Isn't it, can make n lunch
7f their bread and butter. Patient wait
n shifts from the lett to the right leg
Ciray-How would a chicken crOqUette
20
Brown not sure whether it, Dutch treat
or notI-Oh. don't let's t5ke crOquette.
Well he sure to have them tonight ut the
Nrltr>'.
Z Grav-That's 80. oh, dear, what IN /
want? | believe III take ONE cream-haShed
potatoes.
Browu-So will land well have 4 cuT
# chocolate.
Gray Yes. that will DO nicely. To pa,
tieut waiter Bring us two cream-haShec
potatoes and tWo cups Of chocolate.
Patient Waiter-Ees, madam; and
bread?
Gray-Of course, bread.
Patient Waitcr-Bread is only served
with a meat order. Not with Potatoe'
alone.
Gray-Ob, is that 50? Then don't cart
Tor potatoes.
Brown-Nor I, either. l do love tn
bread here.
Grav-.resuminG her study of th'
| eardI-Oh, bother, lets take some con
OmmC.
- al III
Gray-But We don't want chocolate |1tl
soup.
Brown-Oh, No.
Grv-Wyll. We won't take chocolate
then. but We can have some iee-crean
| afterwards ii We want it,
EroNn-Nery we'll.
Gray Ia patient waiter Firing two con
sOmmes.
/ Three quarters Of IN hour Later
| Brown finishing the last morsel Ofbreac
| md a long story at the same mOmentl-
| And from that day 10 this l have ne"eI
wen bowed to her.
Gray-You did perfectly right Sh'
| was horribly Tude-in her own house, too
Patient waiter approaching FOR tn
| tenth timel-DO you wish anything more
Brown looking ut her lriend~I really
dnD' Z believe Icare for anything mO-e-tht
soup Is 50 hearty.
Gray-Nor !, either. Besides, We mus
hurry.
Patient waiter vaniShssand returns witt
the check, which he directly laws midway
between the two. .
Gray lbuttOning her glOve}-Ths /
mine, Kate.
Brown-Oh, no, indeed, Nell io'
must let me pay.
GTay-Not at all. You came ont L
shop with me.
Brown-Oh, you forget I have severa
srTandS OF my own.
Gay-Oh, | really insist. (Finishe
her glove and draws cheek over. 1t i
forty cents, and she lays 4 half dollar o.
the tray.l Are yOu sure Won didn't wan
anything more?
BrOwn-Oh, n indeed. l have eatei
all / possibly could. Patient waiter re