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The Clifton clarion., 1887-12-28

Great suffering has been experi- enced in Kansas from the effects of blizzard which swept over that State. Sixty deaths arc re- ported to have resulted from it's effects. Cold weather the past week has been general thorough ont the East, at Fort Assinaboine the thermometer registering 28 degrees beloW zero.
 The Pacific Coast Steamship company's steamer San Vicente was urned of Pigeon Point, 45 miles south of San Francisco, on the night of the 20ta and eleven of tha o-auy ,va,.a 1,,u,,,oa
The Clifton clarion., 1887-12-28
Don't Send Your Money Abroad

You can get your Louisiana Lottery Tickets from Sam Drach- man, at the same price, and less delay, than sending the money to New Orleans. A discount allowed on all purchases of over S25. Ad- dress $. H. DRAcHMAN, Tucson, Arizona. Sole agent.
The Clifton clarion., 1887-12-28

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Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

A Cons. mt Strain Of Excitsment-A Ran-
road Conductors Tria1s-The Canal.

A Constant Strain Of Excitsment-A Ran.
road Conductors Trials-The Canal.
'sThe isthmus at present, said gentleman
who had just returned after two months
miserable sojourn On the isthmus, us the
most undesirable place to live on that l know
Of. Nothing could drag me down there
again. The early days OF California, with
their scenes of hardship, robbery and death.
wouldn't hold candle to the condition or
affairs at Panama. One lives under con-
slant strain of excitement, and the work on
the canal, with the fair rate OF wages that Is
paid, has attracted to the spot the offscourlnS
OF the earth. Night is turned into day, and
the scenes of debauchery and unlicensed re-
straint do not end with daylight The sums
Of money that are being spent there are al
most fabulous when the results are con-
sidered The most valuable machinery,
which has cost thousands upon thousands to
bring there, is going to ruin. Money seems
to fow plentifully from somewhere, and no
one seems to care to hoard it when it gets
there. Life? Lives are considered OF less
value than the machinery, and that's not
saying much.
@We arrived there Just about the time
several United States war vessels dropped
anchor in the harbor. They had been sum-
moned to the spot to protect the interests OF
an American who had been arrested for
murder and who it was feared would be dealt
little mercy. He had been a conductor on
the railroad which runs across the isthmus.
The conductors, by the way, are pretty
tough lot, ! must admit. In fact, the ability
to take hard knocks and shoot well are about
the only qualifications required The supply
ia GENERALLY sec,1rod in Texas For bell
punches the conductors, as might be sup
posed, carry the regulation 4S-caliber re-
volver. When the natives around the stations
along the road are spelling for fight they
board the trains and refuse to pay their fares.
This diversion relieves the monotopy Of their
existence as well as that of the conductors.
The man who had been arrested had run
across sample lot OF this kind one day. The
fare was demanded and refused Texans.
that is the dyed in the wool kind, are not
easily bluffed. So our man, giving his re-
volver hitch, told the crowd it was fares or
no ride. As he turned to reach for the bell
rope one of the Isthmians drew his ever ready
knife and sprang at him. There was no time
for delay, for the train was fairly well
crowded with the fellows countrymen, and
INDIGESTION meant death and the loss of the
fares too. So. true to his employers, the con-
ductor drew his pistol and punched his fare
with q great round hole. And he held the
whole crowd at bay until he delivered himself
to the authorities, such as they were. ldon't
know how it was, but the war vessels hadn't
been there for any length of time before the
conductor had escaped. They said he had
bribed l6s jailers -'Obse-ver" in Philadel-
mia Call
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
Story of the "FightinK Parson. ',

1t is said of the late Rev. DR.. Granville
Moody, the lighting parson,' that once at
Piqua, Ohio, where he was preaching, he
made patriotic remark that rather cut Mr.
Frank Mckinney, local Democratic leader,
and Mckinney threatened to whip him. You
may get hurt If you try it, replied the minis
ter. But Mckinney wasn't afraid and at
tackled him on the public street In twink
ling DIR. Moody grappled with him, got his
head in chancery7 and pounded him until be
begged for mercy, when be let him 60, saw.
ing: Il told you. Frank, might hurt you. n
In the scuftle they tumbled over a boy and
broke his leg. DR.. Moody a, once took charge
of the youngs'er, paid the surgeons bill and
more, and sent an account To Mckinney for
half the expenses, which the latter paid
rtrsss-~
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
MIR. Depew and the English Lord.

Apropos of English lack of humor, the fol-
lowing good story is told by Ben Butterworth
on the Hon. Chauncey NJ. Depew:
Depew was visiting London on one occa-
sion, and was entertained at dinner of the
lords of the realm. Being called on for a
speech, he began by saying that he arose with
much embarrassment before such company
for the reason that his friend Gen. Horace
Porter, who usually wrote for him the re-
marks he made on such occasions, was absent.
He then went on to make the best of the stu.
alton, and made what he thought was fairly
funny speech; but not sign of appreciation
was given, and he sat down feeling that he
had made a failure. His feeling was verified
when he heard the presiding lord express sor-
row that Mr.. Depew was deprived Of the as
sistance OF his friend, for they had understood
he was a capital after dinner speaker.
Two days later he met this presiding lord,
who said:
20, MI Depew, do you know that have
come up to London expressly to say to you
that did not see the humor of your speech
until the day after the dinner. am sorry
we We're all SO stupid, but now we all agree
that it was a. capital speech, and that we
wasted our sympathy in taking your refer
ence to your friend Porter as in earnest"
"My lord" said Depew, "did you ride to
London on a freight trains"
mo, oh. no." said the lord in tone Of sur
prise. 81 came on the passenger train. I
never ride on freights."
-Four days later Mr.. Depew was astonished
to see this lord in Paris
II have come" said the lord, expressly to
tell YOU that never saw the point of your
question about my riding to London on a
freight train until the next day; why, sir,
that's q finer bit of humor than the other
about your friend Porter"
Mr.. Depew was satisfied that to scatter
humor among the English was unsatisfactory.
kansas City Times.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
Pennsylvania Dutch Home Life.

In the farm, social and home life is where
you will find the Pennsylvania Dutch in all
their glory; and it would be only he who can
never be warm again, like Harry Gill" in the
old poem, whose heart would not glow at a
bit of his life being passed under the influence
Of the plainness, but radiant cleanneSs and
bounty of these people. In the first place q
poor Pennsylvania Dutchman is rarely found,
and a poor Pennsylvania Dutch farmer never.
Young or old, he lives like rural monarch
in kingdom of hard won but never ending
plenty. He does not want book or newspaper
knowledge, for be fears the effect of laziness
and airiness upon bis children The latter go
a month or t. 0 in winter to the cross road or
village school where they speak English in
differently, ut they always speak their
mother tongue at home, and If you are an
American and have acquired that, you need
10 other open sesame to the hearts, larders or
pockets or these people.
They are the best farmers on earth without
qualification; their barns are wonderful
structures in capacity and arrangement; their
homes are shining nests in bowers of fruit
ami bloom; their grains, vegetables, butter
anu fowls are the finest that come to market:
their animals are the sleekest and plumpeSt
TO be found, and while thrifts hard hand
ever presses upon daily fact and act, there
is no other place in this land where the table
and the board of virtuous cheer so stagger
under the toothsome fruits of goodly toll -
Edgar L. Wakeman's Letter.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

The latest "lions" OF Paris are nine negro
chiefs with unpronounceable names. They
have been brought from the African coast by
an enterprising contractor. The object Is to
show them the sights of the French capital
and then TO get them TO sign an agreement
with II. de LeSseps to engage their tribe TO
work on the Panama canal They are ell
horribly tattooed and wear ivory bracelets
They speak English.-London Truth.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
Not Long a Policeman.

Policeman-Give me pint Of peanuts,
aunty, and there's five cents for you
Aunty--Hiven bliss We, SORT see yez are
Q new man on the foorca-New York Sun.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
EDWIN WHITE MOORE,
Attorney att aw. Room Noble Block.
E. B. IEWETT,
PHYSICIANS.
{. M. CONkllN. M. D,

once 25S Main Cor. Second ST, Treats sill acute
and chronic diseases. Specialties-I.ateet improved
treatment plies and all rectul diseases; diseases
OF women; oxygen treatment
ONCE hours 20 u a. and 20 and ! 90 5 .. m
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
DR.. CHARLES A. WILSON,

Pnvsician and Surgeon WIN continue his profes-
sicn In all It's branches. Consultation free. Once
aid esidence at Isl Main st.. over Weller & MI
Iers paint Office lu
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
w. NJ. JOHNSON

Homo-opsthist General practice. chronic diseases,
and disease OF females. Telephone No iOS.
once and residence over Steel & Sens hardware
atore. liz y Main street Wichita Kan
once hours. co 10 g. m, TO y. m, and at night
dSe
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
DIR. j, J. STONER

p AUre<rpafhfst ONCE opposite postofdcc. Rec
dence. 81 North Main street wichita KAnsaa Tel,
oSOoe iIS
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NOR SALE-FOur lots nortneast cor ,,sta ana
l. Lawrence ave with trees and small three room
house; eacn lot Ok Is. all for g. SD on easy t-rms
This Is bout haf the selling price OF other lots IN
same Locality and about onefou rth he cost OF lot.
II same oistar ce north on Lawrence ave Sewer
and tesp one line each within oLe square street
CHS three squHes west school house stor.
and ci urch four squares north. FOR eJa
walton aud neshborhOod - the better class of re
licences this ioca ty is surpassed by apy point
ON Lawrence. For terms inquire at is \ Enpor1s
ave. AZ -
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
MISCELLANEOUS.
H. LLEWELYN JONES.

Abstracts sent to Anthony will be examine
returned on first mail. Abstractor and eXa
of titles for the Farmers Loan Trust Co. An
Kansas d
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

ES0R rRADK-T have loe ID Rnrssvuod -
II county. kansae. reaideuces an II ooe 0oiv n
CUISINES iox On Asin street, which would ~ -
:rsde for Wichita inproved properly Inquire -
81 AAin street. city. Henri Bisae- 1-G
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
FOUND.

L>oUND-A cocketoook With small axnouus a
Il money. Owner can have same Sv pr-,ven.
property and paving fer this notice r J. SUeunS-
MIX Depot az z Dosslas ave ne
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

w ANTED-Eve, ybody TO know that we have re
w ceived the ,srgest selec ion OF fall winter
suftngs ever opened in wichita, and that you will
ave money by calling at room 5, above 22iN. Main
street Suits made TO order and per ect FITS guaran
teed: - per cent less Than you can pln chase same
auywl ere else. Branch OF Browning, Klnk & Co..
New York. ;5-6'
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

THT ANTED-Position In drug or e ocery by a
w young man; the best If references Given; drug
Store preferred address j. s. Martin, i43 n Fifth
avenue. 7.-o.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

LSE TkADE-A v>L sas1s-<<s sszscs q tesp.s al
II shass nj ssbsssss rsxzs txT sAc- tktf. vsst
sxcEAnss fo% ely property or szytssnG q xuo1
va1zs sosoz Il bfsxlas lssck s~
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NTANTED-To trade east front lots close to
w Otor line In Logan add. for a team OF mares
or mules Address gz1 E. Second st. r. w. Wilson.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
FOR TRADE.


LsoR TRADE Or EXr HASsB-For EichlA city
IL ropsrEy - e sETsn~r afJ-k kzzs IExsd.
ell cnstsvaSfsn- tsss i'm stone rseEI
On bcE-ss. gsis'e1 asd fs good ta<sS srr5lAx1 asd
frail az De god tn sawa> .zrac
D. p rTz = b-1s~S sEs Gro herssS. ID nssAe<
Or HslIfns<ca On SD bern x railroad snIsss
frscTr Mar vii So % - = 1~sss zsse
konzs- IEassr~ - Dr. I. xznse1. "a Asxts Nsts
street 1GG
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

I.>OH TAkDE-A n-e wsE fnnv-Sr@d fxgE n a~1s
II p.cx eoSxafy sssd f0zf - IA Eicosts for sLsra
e boo.s 49, s5o>s - ct1<sssx sss resx fprastfzx
seoscs Ac6re~~ .. " E~s1- care E<s3s scze<. - y
I~OE THA2R-g sAsf franz hoase ssss VII
Il snOe. 10 SSx 80 c1- se4~ % tots o. 1rasktc
ave rexs L>15x ard give n Iss Essst ,esy eosps
as. fr n "a n Lola I'D sSt< ~orts a. - a
E-oys, - bozzLas ~
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

"ANTED-Everybody to know they can handle
w the simplest, shortest, safest and cheapest
abstract system for number OF counties In Kansas
with from Sc to $50 per county This system Is at
least thirty times shorter than any of the old sys
TENS, and any county In the state can be kept In
two books for twenty years; one can m axe up
the books in from one to three months. Now ia the
time to prepare books for the fall trade County
rights for sale for the state OF Kansas Call and ex
anime the system Phonetic Abstracting Co., Ia n.
Main ST.. room %. 2ltf
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

"ANTED-Tos sell millinery an notion business
w In a live southern Kansas town, two years old.
with population 1850; $40 stock, entirely new; rea
son for ceiling i'll health. Address Mrs. John Car
SON, Greenw OCd Kansas. 146.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

ESOR Rents nne front ooace rooms, u door. ~
Il and sl1 Douglas {Exton buiIdingj. " II TuckeF
ONCE us Douglas. ia
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
WANTED.

w ASTED-Everybody to know that " S T
w Will prevent abd cure chiils fever ana a2ue
Malaria, etc. Prices NJ tii October to introduce il
viii be- II capsu rs Is cents y psu'es 80 cents
apsuies 81. Inform alton and circu ars free ST aS3
Sorth Main street. Does Lot create buzziue in he
'eac IKE quihine Ii6s
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

w ANTED-A girl 10 do e. neral homework; good
w wsg,s. Inquire Mrs. W. C. Glenn 100 Das ton
ave. west side. 1+6*
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
sTRAYED.

STR&YEp-A sorrci mar PAW. blind In one 90
- saddle and bride on about years cid Lssv1
Information OF her Whereabouts at the G.s wRxS
and get reward. So
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NIANTED-To place loans on long time farms
w or business blocks or on short time chattei
real estate security rates low and prompt atten-
ton. Ashbel WEIGH. Biting block. i5}tf
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

w AETED-Boar ders ar 70; " Topes ave. with or
w without rooms; frttclass accommodations
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

" NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and business men TO
w know that the National Accountants Bureau
Offers unsurpassed facilities for the procurement of
nrst-ciass men and women for positions book
keepers and accountants. Business men who want
efficient help, and expert bOokkeeperr who can give
irstclass references and want situations would do
we'll by addressing ONCE for the of Kansas
g. the Southwestern Business College, Wichita, Kan
d 2sU
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NTANTED-To sell implement business at Bluff
w City, Harper Co. Kan one OF the best new
new, purchased 10 " and selected to suit trade. No
dead stock. $3.50 cash and good credit will handle
the business Estimated annual profits $500
rare chance for good man. Address W. NJ. Pond &
Co., Wichita or Alexander Lumber Co., Winfield.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14
FOR RENT.

NOR RENT-Suit OF rooms, buttry and cellar, part
Il " furnished for light housekeeping: also icely
furnished bedroom fof g. per month. So s. Market
street ,5es
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NTANTED-B ,rrowers for money first mo TT
w cages on farms. II you want TO renew your
old loans at low rate OF interest call Wich-
ita Banking Co.. No ll6 W Douglas av.
DIS VISIT.
WANTED-A nicely furnished. pleasant room.
w with board for gentleman and wife; add W.
Leak care carrier No. q y. o. eu
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

yXTANTED-To loan 5000 on business blocks and
w residence property, within the next thirty
DAYS. Kansas Loan and Investment company l27tf
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NTANTED-Every body to know that now is the
w time 10 buy lots in Allerton ad joining he Bur
ton Car Works. Ashbei WEIGH room g. Buting
bloc6 - 12t
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

WANTED-A second cook and dining room
w girl none but com petent help need apply. "a
Third ST. corner Lawrence. 1i-6t
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

"ANTED-Competent nurse girl 20 TAX care OF
w child; GO wages; apply 10 Z. VAIL AS Main
ST.. or 90 Topeka ave d65-tf
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

WTANTED-A purchaser for 30 acre fam all
w nrst class River Bottom land. b acres In cult
vation 80 acres pasture fencei with pos, and three
wires: price s. 0o g. DO on time: sill trade part
for improN ed inside Wichita real estate, J. Hum
phry Son, l0e, Eagle block Wichita. Kan ds4 2it
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

YNANTED-Boarde at GO Topeka ave; first
w class table. Also TO rent nicely furnished
ront rooms, first floor, al wy reasonable rites; a
short walk from Douglas % 60
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NTASTED-Brfdge carpenters, Pile drivers teams
w tiers, near the colorado line; ship every day
until order Is filled. Transfers for Frisc line east
Co KS, hotel porters. dining room boys
and men TO work in nay. Standing ord re- at the
Nation al Labor Bureau for ali kinds of help. W. K
stiles Prop'r, room s. No. 33 Z. Douglas ay. $50:
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

"ANTED-Ladies to act a agents; business light
w pleasant and lucrative; former ex per fence not
necessary For particulars call 5l2 (. Douglas
Gray's drug store. 15-6.
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

XNANTED-To loan at oweet rates. Si00,U1 on city
w and farm property. Money ready any day
8. W. Cooper, Mainst. d7eu
Wichita eagle., 1887-08-14

NTANTED-To accommodate S grown persons
w witt out children with or without: good drst
class table board and rOo n with of parior
living rat in OF best eighborhoods near cen
ter or city; rooms front aud well furnshed
ereDces required + not known: address Doctor. box
i6, City. dts I'm
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1887-09-01

"Irrigating farming '.s the most de-
sirable, says Orange Judd, editor OF
the Prairie Farmer. lie has been in.
vestigating the subject in the west and
comes to the conclusion that Of the
two, the rain belt farmer and the irri.
gator, the latter has the best of it. lie
says: "I'he farmer who has IL soil
containing an abundance of all the
needed elements, in a proper state oi
fineness, cannot but deem himself hap
py If he have always ready at hand
the means of readily and clIeaply sup
plying all the water needed by his soil
and growing crops, just when and in
Just such quantities az are needed.
Happier still may he be il, besides
fearing no drOuth. he has no rainfa II
to interrupt his labOrs, or to injure his
growing or harveste, crops. And hap
pier still may he he when he knows he
need have few If any off years. and
knows that the water he admits to his
fields, at will, are freighted with rich
fertilizing elements usually far more
valuable to the grOwingcrOp than any
he can purchase and apply ut a costly
roads upon the profits OF a majority
of farmers cultivating the wOrn-Out or
deteriOrated soils in the older States,
year by year. Fertilizers are already
often needed for the most profitable
culture on many farms in Iowa. Min
nesOta, eastern Kansas and Nebraska,
in Missouri, and in all States east Of
those named
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1887-09-01

A man walked into the principal no.
tel OF western city the other day
with vali>e and big appetite, and
going into the dining room tried for a
few minutes to work up n breakfast
He then broke out with:
What, no. landlord. r. there a
blacksmith within the precincts OF this
mighty city?
I.andlord-Why, yes, of course.
Tragedian--Then send one hither.
Landlord-What in the thunder do
you want with a blacksmith in my
dining room.
Tragedian-I would have him test
his steel and brawny arm by severing
in twain this steak from the shoulder
Of the deceased bovine of many years.
and then, for my physical recupera-
tiOn, | would have him saw. file and
chisel of few mor-els from its hard
ened bulk, for ! would dine the while.
! pray thee haste and fetch him quick
~. Stay thee. Yonr biscuits you can
take to n stone quarry for a blast;
these grits IL can. viii dextrous art
and glass of water, manage to swal-
low whole. Go bring the blacksmith
Away
The landlord tainted anu awOks al
most u ravin. maniac.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1887-09-01

4 redhea led girl was about to get
aboard the bucket to go down a shaft
in u certain Breeze Hill mine the o. her
day when the superintendent cried
out: Take her off. No re l-headei
girl can go down this shaft Upon
cottina red-headed girls, the sup-rin-
ten,lent said ne had u PECULIAR super
s'ition that red-headed girls and white
horses were omens OF i'll luck. lie re-
remembered one time in Nevada when
re,l-hea,!ed girl went down IA shaft,
and when the miners saw her ts..,-
thought the workings were on fire In
the stampede that followed thirteen
men We're killed AMI number wounded
The girl e-cap-d.-ie,dviIlr Colo.
Journal
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1887-09-01
r0lo TINE USUAL uE.


A man from the East was driving
through the country in Charles Mix
county, Dakota, one day this summer
looking at the land with n view oI
purchasing. He stopped and got into
conversation with settler.
understand that veget alton makes
some remarkably rapid growths in this
country" remarked the prospective
land-buyer.
"Y-a-e-s," replied the other rather
doubtfully. II reckon. If you mean
that green things sometimes Just
hump themselves, guess yer bout
right"
Gould you relate few instances ol
rapid growth?"
Il :'poss l might if you'd like to
II should-go ahead"
"Well," replied the other as he bit a
piece Of tobacco in two and put the
smaller piece in his pocket, :'things
Rene'lly hump themselves the wust inn.
mediately foIlerin' rain. 1 had a
piece OF young wheat onct which after
a rain begun CROWN 80 fast that it
pulled of at the top O. the ground an
fiew up'n the air."
"Is It possible?"
Fact! Garden truck the same way.
l went out to my garden the mornin
after a shower an found the cab 'ges
with their heads up on the top board
of the fence sOrter lOOkin' over at
me-"
THAT beats anything ! ever heard
of"
IL reckoned It would. The same
summer | had some pole beans, 1t
got pretty dry Oh 'en,, but one day
there comes good shower. They had
poles bout twenty feet long. went
out jes' as the shower stopped an was
lOokin' at 'eni, an in bout five min-
utes, when the rain soaked down,
them beans begun to climb them poles
SO fast that they pulled themselves up
by the roots, an went on twisting
round the poles clear to the top with
the roots in the air."
Say! aren't you putting that a triile
strOng?"
Not bit OF it, sir! I've saw trees in
this country grow SO they would split
the bark open with q noise like gun.
Hop vines usually shoos up SO fast
that they don't have time to twist,
an stick up'n the air straight's a
string. Corn sometimes hurries up so
that it seems to kinder fOrgit to have
any ears on it a-tall, and"
"Hold on; ] don't believe half you
are telling mel"
Don't believe itY Well, all right
you needn't. It's the regular story
tell to all you fellers that comes long
looking for land, an yer the first one
to doubt it. Mebby the story is a lit
tie mixed-I don't know. Say, amt
Yer got any terbacker bout yer,
s'pose. dakota Bell.