The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-12-05
HAPPY SUGGESTIONS,

clieHt partners are always men ior
obvious reasons. --Danville Breeze.
A Fighter Of wrongs is, as rule, even
more poorly paid than writer of poetry.
New Haven News.
Houston is no country village. Houston
4 is city. The cows should be kept of the
streets. Houston Post.
II there is a divinity that doth hedge
king, il is time for the King OF Bulgaria
TO hedge. San Francisco Alta.
Marriage certificates with divorce cou-
pons are being intoduced in Chicago, and
are becoming very popular.-Tid-Bis.
Who is that man? That is George Fran
els Train. He's all right The rest Of the
world is a little off, however,--Philadel-
phia Call.
Money, like rain in the desert, is hard
10 get, and when we do get it, it slips away
as easily as does the rain in the sand
Pecks Sun.
The man who has an expensive lift fitted
up in his bed room seldom gets up muscle
enough to bring up the inmily COAL
Louisville Journal.
A contemporary devotes half n column
to dog fight and only sticklul TO bitter
quarrel between two brother editors How
unequal things are ordered in this world
Decatur Journal.
There is one man who is not deserving
oil mercy in the next world. 1t is he who
will have his hair cut ON Saturday night
Baltimore American.
You can Just bet that Jinll Pirtie keeps
the best apples in town. We've been eat,
ing them and know what we are talking
about Citizen.
When the world was new there was nat.
urally an abundance OF original sin. Now
wickedness OF any kind is q chestnut -
New Orleans Picayune.
Presence OF mind is all well enough in
some cases, but when man finds himself
in danger OF freezing to death he shouldn't
try to keep too cool.-Epoch.
can men cannot make money" says 8
New York paper. That is true. The gov
eminent can only employ few, compare
lively, at the mint. Pittsburg Chronicle
Pawkins-So skinner q Grinder have
gone under? Jawkins-So I've heard
Pawkins-What caused their fall? Jawkinl
They lost their balance-in the bank
Lowell Citizen.
CAV, 90 soak your head" said Jones e
a fellow who was bothering him for 1
small loan. "Wcll, show me pawnbroke
that willput up anything on it, and will.
He got a quarter .-Exchangc.
BY and by, undoubtedly, marriage Ii
censes and divorces will be sold in single
perforated sheets, and young men can bur
round trip ticketsto matrimony at reduced
rates. Burlington Free Press.
The Rev. Parker is disguised with Amer
lea because il is so big. The country ma,
DO too big for the Rev. Parker, but il i
not so large but that some OF the popula
ton is continually stopping over into Can
ada.-Chicago Herald
Did you ever watch the noiseless move
ments OF pretty girls lips as her dress !
trodden upon, and marvel ut the seli-cOm
mand which enables her 10 do the situa
ton justice in 40 quiet a manner?-ShO
and Leather Reporter.
Nothing more quickly curdcs the mil
OF human kindness which irrigatcs tn
creamy purity Of the bosom OF a milkma
than for customer TO order pint OF th
tactical fluid and then tell him 10 'chalk
down. Hartford Sunday journal.
Some one says that a pocketbool is a
awkward thing for lady TO handle. A
the same, II the pockcibook is full, sh
handles IL 80 vigorously and successful
that il feels mighty weak when she
through with it.-NOfristOwn Herald.
Johann Most is n glaring example Of
misdiected life. Ii his encpgies had bee
turned into some useful channel when
boy, he might now be the champion cor
huskcr OF this country, instead of Ill
champion blatherskitc.-C Chicago Iribun,
With such big four rs Jay Gould, job
l.. Sullivan, Jake Kilrain and Buffalo hi
in Europe, il may be taken for granite
that such portions Of the country that ma
not I've worth bringing over 10 AmeriC
will be pounded into submission.-Chicag
Tribune.
There Is a smart man travelling throug
the west and making fortune ont Of bO0l
peddling. lie has bound a lot OF bac
numbers Of Ihc New York directory in ~
morocco and labeled them CLONE Irutl
About Real People The book sells Q
its title.-Puck.
Mrs. Noseup had always contended th
her husbands tobacco habit was vile an
'injurious one. There" said Mr.. Noscu,
turning from his scientific journal, elisa,
here that there are no microbes 10 he iou1
in tobacco" That's where the microl
shows his good sense, Mr. Nosecup. y
Chicago Ncws.
With all due respect TO Ella Wheel
Il Wilcox, her recent drop from poetry
cosmetics Is not becoming 10 her. II
like painting Pegasus and trying 10 pa
the animal of fora white elephant. Wild
passionate poetry, and not pearl powder,
Elias most striking and effective spccialt
Chicago Tribune.
PnN from indigestion, dyspepsia, aud &
hearty eating Is relieved NJ once 10y TAXI
one ~ Iurter' ittip Liver Pill ian mod int,