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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

8ooen 6inein. Nues unterir6iI6e @as
tpur6e nit et1rtal in 8rar1o geitedt, cine
fur6tbare @rploiion par bic natirli9e
Tolge, bie garSe @egeno fog in bic 9uft,
unb ale bara1f Observation-Disclosures faner
eLen6igli6 u1n's 9eben. $50 icne @asqez
gerlb mar, lit ieBt Der See Suti6an9. Sine
G6nlt1e &ata1trDp6e ite6t bier beuor, tuenr
baS @eieB ni6t bas 8obren bon @as6rults
men bei6rditft. Solte 0ie &otaitropbe ELM
treten, 10 niroen Die fur9tbariten @r6be>
ben, Die ftd ie ereignet 6aben, o6er bic
frr6tbare Bbantaite &ubopb Salb's sez
trGuint bat, oanebeu ais utbe6elten6 err
ideinen. Die gan3e @asgegeno BON Gole6o
IN S6to bur6 Snotana bitbur9 mad Sem
tudD bis aur Gtefe DDn 1900 bis 1900 6uB
miro tpte Elm Bfannefu6en iii bic 6Dbe ge=
i9leubert unb urtgeitiilpt iperben. Sn ben
babur6 entitebenben Qbgrlrltb miro ft6
brauieno oas Ma1ier oes Grie7See's ergiez
fen, 6aS Sbio> ullb ntereOftiitiIipptzSb a[
6erI6memmen, un0 ale @intpobner bteies
2anbitri9S tperben pte bic 0tattet err
%idufen."
Ser Nn3. 5. SO. bemerft DdSu: 6offentz
1i6 nebmen ft6 ni6t mt bic 8eno6ner Ser
9taturgaS> @egenoen, iortbern audi Die Der
dlloeren beorobten2a1t6ftrt0 oteieQSarnung
5u9emIt6e unb beItellen l6 leuntgit tbr56aus.
Sir Sam SpneS unb Sam SntaQ tpirb Die
NuSbeutun9 0tel er Bropbe3etltng etne @oloe
CRUDE Der0e1t. sic ioaten aber bod 3uerit
Die 6tnelti6en G6rontten 6er6eti6affen, Inn
Bic @el9t6te bonn See Suti6ang 81 be-
ipabrbetten.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
ote @efahren aes 9otttrnosea.

Gin l1ngludspropbet IN Cincinnati felt
Der gtaturgas7 Sreube elm bDies gnoe in
Ansfiht. Gr i6reibt in Der Commercial
Ga3ette":
ngor 5peibun6ert Sa6ren berrI6te 1T
GDtna geraoe etn iclbes Natureosz Weber.
tpte jeht bier. @asbrunnen tpurben nit
ouem GntbuftaSntus gebobrt, 6eifen Sic
Gobne oes btmmli6en ReiGes fdbtq ftto.
Nber in 56olge elmer @ase GrpIo1ton, tpelde
rneDrere Ittlltonen (O Uteni6en t0Dtete unb
etl1e1 9roBen SanOitrt6 Seritorte, an beiien
STEELE eth GROCER 8~inneniee trat, fpelcber
alf ben &artelt ais Der see Iutldu1q
per5et6ltet tit, 1T in China batltals ba5 tpet7
tere Vobren nadWaS perboten poroen. Ser
6tneltlden Gbrontt 5ufolge nllroeu oor1ols
11tande 8run1en gebobrt, tpeIde cine tneez
beure Wtal1e 0aS unter ftarfem 0rude ber=
poritieBen. SSn eitigen @egeltocn laaen
bteie bidt BET chamber. Sotpie bas @os
berpororan9, pfle8te man es ansuItefen,
geraoe tpte iltalt eS al6 bier madt. Sin
lolder 9aSbrurttter, nelaet eillen da1ts lu1e
getpObnli1en Druid entipideIte, ioliote 6os
brelrte1oe Gas zines drtoeren, in Der IGhe
beftnolt9en i6tDd9eret 8rurnens in BEN
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

Dem &to @rdnbe e%ntlat9, Der tDte
befa1lllt altf elmer groBen Stre6e Bic @renSe
5tptiden ben Ser. Staate11, t1sbefonDere
SeIaS, 11no 5Dti6en Wtcrtfo bilbet, ~lieerrt
so ertfdner, tpelde auf Der mertfanti6eu
Sette oeS SluiieS tpoDnen, uno tGgIt6 ober
tpD0entlt6 na0 Sdtie 3uritGfebren, Die
6dltptdrbettSfraft fir Die anertfQnti9ett
Sdrtner, 0te65iiGter uno Gtie1tbdbnutters
nebtner. &iir3It6 bat 11ltn boS Siitaltslntz
ntftertltm enti6teoen, oaB audi aitf bieie
Nrbetter bas @eleB NniDenbung ftrbet,
tDelCbes Die 13ula Jung nnter 6 III
TT raft itebenber Nrbetter aus benz
QltSIdn6e Derbietet. 9ariiber berriGt in
tener WegettO tttbt nlr ll1tter Sen Wlertfaz
tter1t, Die tbrett 8er6iettlt i6tpinDen ieGen,
ipnbern dltd unter be1 Mtterifatetit, tpeIde
Der Siilfe Dteier 9eltte beoiirfeat, grpbe linz
sufrtebeltbeit. Wfanbe Wei0dfte, iDelde biSz
her nit Wtettfanetn arbeitetett, J. 8. Die
Gtgarretfdbrtfet In 81 gdlo, DerDen, falls
bas @eieB I'M obt9en Strne itreng ourd5ges
fitbrt ntr6, ge5tpuitgen leit, All idlieBen.
Der 3ouetttnebuter In @l 9dio Bat BPM
Ttnan5nttntltettttit altd ben 8efebl erDalz
tin, tttdt ldltger 3uSlt9ebe1t, bab @eipanne
bon OteTtfD na6 BEN Ser. Stdaten ge6rdbt
utlo bier ultbe8ren3te 3ett bin blr6 3ut Sir
bett Dertpenoet tberoen, Dine bQB, ditf oen
@rltno btrt, neil ibre @tgentbitner iii
Otertfo tpobt1en, 3pl oarouf geSablt tDtro.
Ne0nlt6 miro teBt befalthtlt9 at ser CANA
Of d II 9rerSe Derfabreit.
gu 0teler %ge5tDurtgerten N~1tSlegltng bes
0eleBes tlber Gontrattdrbetter 6enerft Ser
81 n ). 5. 3d.:
uDos lit eerabesu abgeIdmadt tn6 Iteot
Der Nb1t6t jereS @eieBeS gdn3 fern. Oteie
mat, Die W2dfeltetnfubr frentber Nrbeiter,
tpelde SIT btlligtren Breiiett als Bic amertfas
1tti6ett at drbeiten bereit tparet, sit perbtn;
bern. Oas 0eieb tpar ~beiptoets nit Gitdz
itdt dttf Die @tnfttbr bon Std[tererft, Glo=
pdtert, Y0len IN bic giielte utto So6len1
@egetben e%rld1ien. 9dB es st fletnltben
Qudleretet Der a1t Der @tetSe le6etDen 9(rz
better miBbra16t tperben tonne, tpar Ntez
maftoem etltgefalleh. St9erli0 tpnbnen an
Der @renae alt6 9ttnertfaner, Ste in Canada
ll1tD Wtertfo Nrbeit finben. Wie NUN, ipeltr1
Sanaoa unO Wlertfo 8ergelturg iiben u1b
Dtelen Do5 Nrbettel1 ienietts Der @rense berz
bteten? Sic tpGret oa3l oollaltf beredtiat.
Oaonrb fann Jtiertano g~etptnnelt, lonDern
falt1t NIT Der 8erfebr uno Die WDblfabrt
Der 0ren5orte auf beiben Setten geIbaotQt
sperbelt."
PrGitbett Glepelattb nit letnem qeiu1toeu
Observation-Disclosures ioate bafar 1or9e1t, boB
ietn Stnan5mintlter benz fraglt9en @eIeke
cine benunfttge Oeutung gtebt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

men getpaltt9iten ltn6 mGdtigffen 6etnben
1etne Sade 81 bertretert. 0r. Mc@lDnn
aber tnogte es ni6t einmal, ser 8orlqoun9
pes mtloen 8opites SEQ 6es Orei3ebnten
nuW 0tom gu ettIpre6en un0 1t6 bort
tDprte1t.
Selbit fatboIii6en 8lattern fGut Ser @ez
9ettlaB 5tnt1den Sut6er'S 6el6entbun un0
Wtcgl1tt1t'S 6eigbettau II fie e~rinnern bardr,
pap DEM GeBteret tetu &otier nit bem tpeltz
ltden SGtpert bro6te pte in 6en TQoen npn
Worn1s, uno baB fir i'm, menn er Ser 0orz
laoung entlpra6, cine @efabr 6es Ginoez
lperrts ooer @ebraten>Q8 er0ens ni1t einf1o[
III Der Ybantaite oes @rre9te1ten iraenbnie
Oorbat1oen mar.
Nnbere 8ldtter 6ieier Dirt fpetien borotf
bin, oaB man IN Gom gegen Mc@lpnn UNI
10 gltntptli6er getpele lein tpiiroe, aIs Der
Rap1t Dur9 ben @aroinal @ibbons 3iemlt1
8ltnlttg fir amertfanti6e @etperfi6aftler
llt16 NrbettSrttter gelttmmt tporben iet, all
lerOtttgS aber nltr fir lDl6e, tpel6e Die @tz
9e1tDun1sre6te d6ten.
Srob aler @efo6rloiigfett bate Mcz
0lpnn nt6t ben Wtut6, CUR 8ertbetbtqund
Ietrer Sebren nd0 9tont All reiieu. Sesf
aber, 0a CT ii6 our6 ietr Nt6t>@ri6einen
Die grcomlnlntcation 3uge5ogeu bat, ipielt
ct it6, fern bon &om, als 6elo auf ln6
rit9mt it6 in letnen 0enta8ogenre6en bes
Wtutbes urO Der @~rnnoiaBtreue, tppmit CT,
entertainment nm ben Bapit, ben 8ori9rtfz
ten ietneS @etpiiens folge.
gorerit 9te6t es nod einfdltige 2e11te 1T
Wtehge, tpelde bieiem lonberbQren @latz
bens0elben 5liubeln. 2tber Ser Subel mir6
bon fltr5er 9auer iet1t oenn nt6ts pirft
auf Die 8olfsnaiien IN bteiem 9anoe 10 err
nit9terno, tpie bic nit 8rablbanitgfett gez
paarte Seigbeit, tpG6renb bet Mlitb, uro
lclbit tpo CT itber Die Str6nge i6lGgt, na9s
balttge Se9etiterung inter tbnen ertpedt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
sic WnTen TT eentT@1anS.

S6on lett elmer 8ode, ober Gdnger, 1T
in 1tnieren be oroereit Sdbeltelegranttllelt PIE
gfe6e bpn benz &riege Der baIbarntli6eit
bcuti9en j3eitungen gegen pie .y9tuen"'
deipeien. Inter v9tuiitt" iinb bterbet
Ttifii1e Staats> @ If uIODer19ret
b1t II det ut perfteben, Denn ait oeltt1telt
8Drielt befletBtgt mani it6 etiter lDDDlt9ueltz
Sen Riirse: man ipti6t Dpn Titrfe1t, 9tuis
fen. 2(edOpterlt &C. tpe1ttt ttalt tltrftlde,
ruiIfidc, Gdpptii0e StaatssS 6ulbihetite
n1etnt. 'SSlt 5 teier 8e0ettlttt9 bes gSortes
fibrtt Sic bdl1> 1litD bterteI7 dtntltd)en 8etz
tit1oet Rrieq Qegclt Die .9titiien". 9aS
beiff. fc iudett i9rett 9elern bdr5ttDun,
oaB it Elm iebr geIa9rpDues Gro tpaDrs
idjeinIt9 idletbteS @tlddft mabelt, tnetttt
fte t6r glttes @eI0 nod ferter IN rnlitl9et
S~taatspuptercn ultIegclt.
0as mag Dteftge1t 2eIerlt 9dtt3 DQrrtlos
f(ttoett, u6er fit Die 9eier III 9euti0ld1tD
Deoeltttt es ie6r Dtcl! 9e1tt, pte peritdett
fptrb, beftnoen it1 fit ht9t f%petiger, ol5
1000 Wttutpuet <bel Qta6 iebtgem 9BertGe
bes g3ltbels a(ip gegen $50 OttQtonen 9ols
lorsl ruiiii1er Stddtsl bulbDeri 6ret6unoen
in 6eutl0em 8eitB. 0ieit y9tuiieh"
in OeutlHlanb ftitb iebr b0Ie @dite. Die
fam man iti1t 10 lei9t lbs merbet, tpte bic
po[ntIder Gittparberer aus EltBlartb 11dd
SSrctBen burtb bGoBe Mitspetiune!
!6ereinqeloft ipor6en ftno ite burb
Su8 0rets &aiier78iinb1tiB nto bur6
8isnard8 8etbeuerung, oaB sic Sreunos
itboft stpti9et 9euti6lano uno 9tublanb
t6urmbo9 iei. Qluf biele 8etbeteru1e
oet bin 6uben 6ur6erttanienbe Der oprii6s
fiaiten urD dngitli6iten oeuti6en SptcBz
Burger stbr iiberi0liltgeS @elO III ruiiiihen
Gtaatspapieren angelegt, unO Der eiierne
!@arsler mag es ipobl fil9ler, bab et9entli6
@R oafitr in geipiIiem Slime perontports
lid lit. go tpiirben it6 ietne 8emliibungen,
sen Trteoen nit &uBlato 10 loltge, ipte ltur
traenD m6glt6, 5u erbalten, sur Genit9e
erfldren.
Nber tpenn e8 ltltlt, trpb dllebcm uto aIIez
bem, 81 eineln &rtege 5ipiidbeu 9eutidlatlo
un0 9tublunb fonrten ioQte? Sa, Danlt
tpdre bdS Grite, baB GtltBldno Die $50
WtIItonett Dollars, Die eS OH
Oeuti1lailb, ;. +. al belttide 8eiiBer ruiz
fii9er S6ulbpcri6reibunget, i6uloet, nit
berf naIien S6tDamm auslD 6tei
@be NIT Ser erfte S9uB in benz &rte8e ftele,
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
9te gtretfz0en.

Cine fompIete Streifs Statiittf fir 6aS
berfloIiene 6albjabr (Sdtuar bis SunD lit
in Der neueiten 9funtrner bon 8rooitreet's
SournaI petoffentIt9t. 9arna1 bdben in
0ielen ie9s Wenl1aten ni1t ipettger ais 523
Observation-Disclosures (StrettS uno 9nfouts)
itdttBefunbelt, moran insBeiammt 234 734
Nrbetter betDetligt tparelt. Sn berielben
i3eit I'M portgen Sabre betrltg Die s3aDI 0er
Observation-Disclosures 169, bic Ser Stretfer
363, 1896. @dbreno bertna9 TT bteietn
Sabre breirnaI iouieIe Streits, tpie I'M 8ore
jabte itdttgefunben babett, 1T Die 3 a Der
Stretfer III oieien Sabre I'M 129, 1000 lein
ret6li1eS 0ritteD g~eringer g~etDelet. Sur
Die einselnelt Wonate felt fi6 oas gerbdItz
ntB tpte fDlgt:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
GIebeIatS ttnS eDrcnDafte 0etcra=
3tett%

0as IN 8oiton eriaeinenbe 8latt
y@ranb MrmD &ecorb", eth balbz
amtlides Organ Der y@ranb QrmD Of
the &epubItc", 3out benz PrGiibenten
GleOelanb fol9eube mannbafte Qnertenz
nung:
Ser 8rief 6es 9rGiioenten Gleoelan6 an
ben WtoDor Sranct5 BON ct. 0ouis, tDortn
Sic @inlabun9 gum gationnaliager Der
@ranb QruD of the &epublic ab8elebnt
tuiro, lift zines Der beiten unO i6la8enoften
G6rtftftiide, pelde jentals aus Der Teoer
zines BrdIi6enten BET Ser. Stadten 9efom>
men Iinb. &etn Mfit9lie6 Der @ran0 Nrn1p,
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

0ummbeit benz Brdiibenten @lebelan6,
itatt i'm nieoer3ulperfen, u1enblid 9euilbt.
0enn Die QSirbe, mDn1it er ieinen 8el6tinz
pfern bon oer @ranb 9rmp entgegentrat.
bat ielbit pieIen ieiner bisbertgen @egner
6o6a6tung un6 berSli9e Tbeiluabn1e fir
ibm eingeflDBt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

Stretfer tparen ungefGbr 36, 900 ober nabe3u
20 BroSert Oarnpfi6tfarbetter (Sra6tperz
laoer, 9on9ibore Weeu ,c.), 1881 tparert
Qngeitellte bon @ilenbd9net, uno 1880
@nge1teQte bon StraBenba6nen. SIM portz
gen Sabre ipdren es bte tn Der &letoerfabrts
fatton bei6dftigten Nrbeiter, tpel6e bic
5tpeitgrDBte QlnSa0l 5tretfer lieferten.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

Ser Or. Mc@IDnn bat ale nr1abe,
ft6 bagegen su p~ertpabrcn, baB er nit
9utDer Der9It6en miro.
Qutber begab Ii6 nit eilem t6eloeltm1litbe
obne @let6en, trpb Ser furbtbarelt gSars
nul1g, ipel6e Sic ungea9tet oeS fatlerltQeil
@elettsbriefes %erfplgte Berbrerltlt1tg oes
Sobaunes SUB Su &onitau5 fir tbn eittDtelt,
Quf ben Get9stag 31 8ornts, nm Dor let7
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
3nIomueu 49,. .523 1884, 1874

SIN bei6en Sabren tpar, tpie man iiebt, bic
3abl Der Stretfer am gr0Bten I'M sc q l.
mas ftb iuob[ buratS erfldrt, baB Tim oteie
l8ett bes SabreS bic meiiten 2trbeitgeber lire
&ontratte fir oett Sonmer abBei0lofien
baben unb mebr ais Ionft bei6Gfti9t ittO, 10
baB Die Nrbetter unI otele 3eit ann ebeften
ollf @epGbrr1tg tbrer SorOerltngen redneh
gu f6nnen gIaltben. Sir Die alpSnabm6s
tpetie sroBe !3itfer i'm Wtai borigen SabreS
mar bic perut9lidte 2tdtftun6ensB eDegutg
beraltttpprtIt1.
Sn peIdem WfaBe Ste Nrbetter Der perz
idiebenen 6aupts@ ei6dftsStpeige in ben be-
treffeltben i3eitrdltmeh an Der Stretfbefpe>
gung bet6etltgt getpeien, fam aus Der fol-
genben Isabelle erieben iperoen:
-1887@ -188@
Gebs Wtonate gtreifs Stretter Gtretts Streifer
9angetperte ....... u 63,400 80 48,805
CCrnt1S t1nrtoffoff mfs
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

Die 8dubanbiperfer genteBen bentnad
ben Stpeifel6aften Gubrn, in beioen Sabren
bic grDBte Ansa6l Stretfer g~efiefert gu
baben. 9ta6 thnen fommen IN 6ieiem
Sabre bic Qrbetter Der neri1ieoenen Iranss
ports9 eieuihafteu. Son bieier &laife
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
ctFss: Sd. Of.moiSiHatOn-str. nuh 5tftp aD.nas
E + @ e It E Il"

s.5nmrc nj ents =Ercife:
S6aIine Morgen . Agsgabe in her Sto6t burh bic
Grdger ius paHs geIieIsrt,
Ser Sobr i'm @oraus $1,000
Yer 9ppbe o.20
&G3ltde Auseobe ulo rDet a9eitcIA per mote. OBS
r9tr Weften" pet Sabr ............. $50
mbGfntIiGe aus9abe per Sabr........".... $50
anspGrttge &~bonnenter peE 9Df:
SdeItfe guS9obe per 3abr, I'M 8orous ....... .$I0.O0
Ser Welteu" Der Sa9r 200
M06entlt9e atuS9obe per Sahr. ............... 200
Gb9eutliDe Gus9ahe no0 irgeuo siusm 2anbs
Glropas per Sobr 500
Illinois St-aats-Eeitung Co.,
GhiconD, Sl.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-07-14
STEAMER KILAUEA HOU.
cameron, Commander, 60
VIII leave regularly Lahaina, Paauhau, 10
holalele Kukaiau and Ookala.
STEAMER MOKOLIl,

STEAMER MOKOLI1,
tMcGregor, Commander),
Leaves for the following ports every alternate
Monday at p. M:
Commencing May I6th-To Kaunakakai, Ka-
malo, Pukoo, Lahaina, Olowalu. Returning to
Lahaina, Pukoo, Kamalo, Kaunakakai. Arriving
at Honolulu Saturday a. m.
Commencing May 9th-To Kaunakakai Lanai,
Kamalo, Pukoo, Halawa, Wailau, Pelekunu,
Kalaupapa. Returning to Pukoo, Lahaina, Olo-
walu. Lahaina, Pukoo, Kamalo, KaunaBakai.
Arriving at Honolulu Saturday a m.
H~ Tie Company will not be responsible for
any freight or packages unless roceipted for nor
for personal baggage unless plainly marked. Not
responsible for money or jewelry unless placed In
barge of the Purser.
All possible care viii be taken of Live Stock, but
the Company viii not assume any risk of accident
SAM'L q. WILDER, President.
8. B. ROSE, Secretary.
OFFICE-Corner Fort and Queen streets.
56-1y Mar 30
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dust shall be of no use to science 1t is my
desire that my executrix shall so maintain
said bulldog hereinbefore set forth in order
that pimply young medical students may not
make too free with all that is mortal of
superior man. It is my special desire that no
part of my anatomy shall contribute in any
way to science or to the amusement of a class
of sore eyed goslins who cannot get near
enough to live man to operate on him.
] desire to state also that hope whatever
may be odd or eccentric or abnormal about
my formation may be generously allowed to
pull oblivion over itself and fade away. do
not wish to be perpetuated in the form Of a
fatty tumoF or oSseous formation. Let my
good deeds be my only monument. Let the
post norton in my case be omitted and the
time be taken up in some other way.
1 request also that at my funeral the free
list be suspended and that those only who
have personal interest in the proceedings be
permitted to take part. Persons who make
the funeral industry business or rely upon
it as means of relaxation are requested to alb
stain from my funeral as personal favor to
ma
give and bequeath, make over and pre-
sent to my beloved wife Henriette all and
singular. my real and personal property aside
from said horse Napoleon, heretofore enumer-
ated and set aside for funeral purposes, TO
have ana TO QOlO ali Sdlu properly turing AeI
lifetime. and after that the said real and per-
sonal property to pass to my beloved son,
Henry, who is engaged in publishing
paper at 50 a year. To said beloved
son, Henry, also bequsath all my
wardrobe. | have worn out his old lawn
tennis and polo clothes while he was attending
college, using his boating and baseball suits
for underclothing during the winter, and
now that am about to pass on leave my
own clothing to him as a slight testimonial of
nv appreciation for his kindness to me when
had no polo suit of my own. l also direct
that an obituary, consisting of forty lines,
relative to me be printed in my sons paper,
eod6t. at 10 cents per line, to follow pure
reading matter, for which the sum of $24 will
be found in an old sock In my eseritoire in the
barn. l do not care for the obituary, but de-
sire to aid painting, struggling enterprise.
1t is also my desire that all my debts con-
tracted during life be paid up after my death.
Ny object in dying is not in any way to
evade the payment of my debts.
may add to this will, from time to time,
as anything good suggests itself. In the
mean time, let me hear from you ever and
anon. Tell us how you come on with your
new panar and whether Won have cont-ibut-
ed any mora Of your thumbs to your new job
press or not. RESPECTFULLY, your faEaer Bill
Nye.-New York World
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Kind friends came from everywhere TO ask
me if it hurt much, and in a thousand differ
ent ways showed their gentle desire to draw
me into spirited conversation. A doctor
came down from the Insanitarium TO set the
leg, and tied bis horse to little sugar maple
tree that set out last spring. When he puts
in his bill for medical attendance he will be
surprised TO find an offset of eighty cents for
that tree. l may be slightly crippled, but
you can announce in your valuable paper
that there are flies me to speak of.
While spread out here with nothing to do
my mind has been quite active, and have
had drawn off for me the following outlines
of viii, which l send you inclosed herewith
"PleaSe read and return, as it says on the
Bible rack on board the cars:
Know all men by these presents, that I, the
subscriber, being of sound mind and realizing
that am now under the doctors care, and
therefore may be swept into eternity any
moment, do hereby make execute and pub
lish this my last will and testament firmly by
these presents:
First hereby appoint my beloved wife
Henriette to be my sole executrix, assignee
and receiver OF my entire estate, with full
powers to pay taxes on said estate forever,
and to have and to hold the same so long as
grass grows and water runs, together with
such other and further relief as the court may
adjudge
Second-I hereby request that the red horse
Napoleon be sold and the proceeds thereof
used toward defraying my funeral expenses,
provided that the sum of $25 therefrom be
set aside for the purpose of maintaining
large, aggressive bulldog, whose duty it shall
be to monkey DER my lowly grave until my
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You ACKNOWLEDGMENT, whoa, sahl
Whar IS you tryin' to go, sab?
I'd hab you for to know, sab,
rs a-holdin' OBJ de lines.
You better atop dat prancin',
you's pow'fui fond OBJ dancin',
But I'll bet my yeah's advancin'
Dat I'll cure you OBJ your shines.
Look heah, mulel Better min out
Fus' ting You know you'll fin out
How quick III wear dis line out
On your ugly, stubborn back.
You needn't try to steal up
An lif' dat precious heel up;
You's got to pillow dis fel' up,
You has, sab, for fac.
Oar, dat's de way to do It'll
He's comm right down to it;
Jes' watch him plowin' troo it!
Dis niger ain t no fool.
Some folks dey would "a beat him;
Now dat would only heat him
] know jes' how to treat him
You mus reason wild a mule.
He minds me like Niger;
If he was only bigger
He'd fetch a mighty figger,
He would, tell you'll Yes, sahi
See how he keeps a-clickin'l
He's as gentle as a chicken,
An neber thinks o. kickin'-
Whoa dart Nebuchadnezzahl
,
Is dis heah me, or not me?
Or is de debbil got me?
Was dat a cannon shot mef
Had laid heah more'n a week.
Dat mule do kick amaZ1n'l
De beast was spilled in raisin'-
By now 'spect he's grain
On de oder side de creek.
q IRWIN RUSSELL.
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maiernaI cares.

Young Matron with theories on the care
OF children to nurse-Jane.
Nurse-Y eS-SuTn.
Yo,ng Matron-When the baby has
finished his bottle lay him in the cradle on
his right side After eating child should
always lie on the right side; that relieves the
pressure on the heart. Still refectively) the
liver Is on the right side; perhaps, after all,
you had better lay him on the left side No,
1 am sure the treatise on infant digestion said
right side On the whole, Jane, you may lay
the baby on his back until I have looked the
matter up more ACKNOWLEDGMENT Citizen.
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HUDSON, Wis, Jan. 90.


MY DEAR HENRY-This is a dictated letter
The thoughts are mine but the penmanship is
that of a man named Beasley, who is doing
the chores for us this winter My reason for
hiring private secretary is that last Tuesday
the strawberry blonde Shote slumped through
a hole in the ice, and in striving to rescue
him from a watery grave fell and broke one
Of my legs, just above the fetlock
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w Fl TAYLOR President
JOS. MOORE .Superinte ndent
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Room No. 8. upstairs, Spreckels' Block,
551mar12d&wtf Agent for Hawaiian islands.
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THE DAILY
Pacific Commercial Advertiser
Is PUBLISHED
Every Morning Except Sundays.
SUBSCRIPTIONS /:
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gable Invariably IN Advance
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All meats delivered from this market are thor
ougly chilled Immediately after killing 81 leans
OF a Beli-Colenan Patent Dry Air Refrl rator
Meat 80 treated retains all It's juicy properties
and Is GUARANTEED TO KEEP LONGER
AFTER DELIVERY TRAN FRESHLY
KILLED afbAT. s7-a
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WILDERnS STEAMSHIP CO.,
LimiteGs).
STEAMER KINAU,
Uorenzen, Commander).

CLorenzen, Commanderl,
Leaves Honolulu per following schedule
ouching at Lahaina, Maalaea, Maizena,, MANU-
kOna, Kawalhae LaupahoehQe. LfifO and keauhou:
Commencing MONDAY, July &c, 1885, and
on every alternate Monday at p. M, the Rinau
will make the VOLCANO TRIP, reaching Keau-
hou Wednesday morning, where horses and
carriages are in waiting to convey passengers to
the VOLCANO HOUSE give miles in the saddle
and nine miles by carriage).
Passengers by this route will have two days
and two nights at the VOLCANO HOUSE.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE
VOLCANO, FIFTY DOLLARS, WHICH PAYS
ALL CHARGE
The Kinau will arrive In Honolulu Sunday
mornings on Volcano rips On HilO trips, vii
leave Honolulu on Tuesdays, and return Saturday
morning.
PASSENGER TRAINS will connect with the
Kinau at Mahukona
The Kinau WILL TOUCH at Honokaia and
Paauhau on down trips from Hilo for Passengers
If signal is made from the shore.
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Those who are gwen a. the use Of
chloral should know that severe disaass
of the eyes is caused b. its continued Csc
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The Risdon
Iron & Locomotive Works

Corner of Beal and Howard Streets,
SAN FRANCISCO. ..................C CALIFORNIA
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An atomizer to moisten the air of any
room, particularly for use In mills, is the
Invention of Professor Fisher, of Lowell.