The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-04-26

4 green hon-Absinthe.
Well trained Railroad employees.
4 regular Corker-The negro minstrel.
When is water not water-When It is
dripping.
They had u German at Han Schmidt IS
house. II was a boy.
\ college for young women will be
opened al Princeton in the fall
II is said Kentuckians rarely cross the
ocean, It is so hard for them TO live on
water
The sauce age followed very shortly at
ter the spare rib was introduced. Poor
Adam
However useful the handkerchief may
be- it is nearly always destined to meet
with a cold reception.
An Irishman SAYS he can ser no earthly
reason why women should be allowed 10
/ become medical men
"a barking dog never bites" But
when hes done barking what's topreyent
/ him from biting like an nation
They thrash wheat to get the good
/ qualities ont Of it, They thrash boy
TO get the good qualities into him
a Rutland physician, having bought
an interest in milk route, now derives
greater incoae from the we'll than he for
merry did from the sick.
+ It was SON OF Erin who asked the
meeting 90 excuse him from serving on a
committee because hc expected to he UNI
/ cXpectediy called away
Woman is generally referred TO as the
weaker vessel, but 10 is often noticed by
the Young man who escorts her 90 supper
after the entertainment. that this doesn't
interfere the least with her appetite.
Literary Matron What does Shake
speare mean by hi, frequent use of the
/ phrase Go to-" Matter-of-fact Hus-
band " Well perhaps he thought it
wouldn't be polite or proper Co finish the
. sentence
A drop of ink may make million
think. says Byron IF accidentally de-
posted ON the tablecl0th or carpet 10
doseut end In thinking. 10 brings up In
an Outburst likely tO De more violent than
eloquent
Physician, heal myself iocuarly said
q rich man 90 the doctor as he came into
Dis Office Thanks that is what pro-
pose tO DO. replied the doctor present
Ing bib for 5000 lie went out well
heeled.
"We bend thc knee but not the elbow.
enthusiastically exclaimed an orator al a
temperance meeting the other evening
That's SD. said an unrcciaimed sinner
on 20 back seat IT,, the only way you
can get your mouth 10 the bung-hole.
A new book advertised is entitled The
Great Unknown Ills supposed tocon-
tain biographical sketches Of NoN
PopuHr " Pro Bono iuhlico Many
Citizens " Constant Reader and q few
other yoluminous newspaper correspond
cnt,.
ID have three Witnc,,c, who will swear
that 40 Che hour when this man was
robbed ] was at home I'm my own cham
Der taking care of nay baby Yes your
honor giibY added thc prisoner coun-
sci. "that Is strictly true We can prove
% lullaby, your honor
Have you got any more tender steak
Ike ihai bought thc other day asked
% man of butcher "Oh, yes plenty
lou found 10 TO Doe good meat, en-
Yes. suits my purpose ann very much
ANNOYED with dogs at my house. have
clicked one 10 death. and have nay eye ON
another one Let me have q halt-pound.
please.
Appearances are very deceiying A
little bOy at the opera. who noticed the
gentlemen looking through their opera
rlasses at the ballet dancers, was of the
notion that the opera glasses were for ana
entirely different purpose. lie SAID
Mamma buy me one OF those things, so
I can cover up my eyes with it when
those women come ON the stage
Old Bloonose: Jane, what ha. be-
come of Mr.. DilONaites lie used 90 be 70
frequent visitor Jane sharply u
ann afraid that he wasn't treated very well
when he did call BlOonose: What
I'm surprised There WASH night he
. called 10 see YOU that ] didn't go into the
parlOr and smoke my old clay pipe for
hours just as sociable as If Id known
him for years.
An editor was attacked by tramp the
other day and in crying out for help was
. delighted 10 sce man running 20 tHt
spot The tramp, however continued 90
- maltreat the editor while the stranger
lowered near. hut failed TO close in.
"Why don't YOU help me exclaimed the
discounted editor Because | can't tell
+ which Of YOU is the tramp and which
Amt. was the candid reply
p John Y Raymond had known the lady
who is now his widow from her child
hood. and not long after She first went on
the stage he gave her position in his
. company I'm a few months they were
engaged. This is the brief chronicle Of a
. courtship which led 90 % marriage that
. was ever happy.
Charles 5. Howard, who died in New
, York April Eth at the residence of his
. mother. Mrs Rose Watkins, was the eid-
. est son of that actress by her first hus-
band. Charles Howard lie was born
, about $50, and had been ON the stage
since 1873, having played with Jan
auscheck +. =. Chanfrau. and Mr.. and
Mrs. Harry Watkins. Ills last engage
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