New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-21
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II tho human lasts ia the matter Of dress and de-
pertinent va, acutr II {, In tasting sugar salt,
etc tho human race would hc pretty "corroct'
crowd II mortals. Chemists have Just determined
by carcfh experiment that man can barely tastc
. ioootls Of grim. Of sugar. lOOO'h Of a grim. Of
salt and .. 10000 oooth, Of a erm. Of stlychn.n
It IS noticeable that country doctors arc always
very careful never to acknowledge that they 90 ont
slcehng. 1t Is altogether too suggestive.
not TO HE FRIGHTENED
Tramp And you won't s'o me tho prlco OF sup
Llh Man If gave You money, you would not use It
for >upIrs and bed
I You're a rich man, Amt youl
r Ven, d'yo know tho scripture says rs easier
for Gamer To 20 through the OF needle than for
A rich man to cntcr tho kingdom OF eavcui
H. M--Mrll. what of 10
T-Nhat OF ~ You're oh man; where do you
expect to be whom you're dcadl
K M.-Whcrc do you expect to be
L. sHWS afcr I'm Fun dead iii be o as poor as you
are Good evening -Diostou Courier
Listen to tho ringing words OF tho Democratic
leaders in Congress- cAcaims - southern paper Well,
We arc listening, and think good many of them
ring hollow.
old Jacksonville Fla. citizens don't mind It much,
but to the average Northcncr the sulphurous fumes
arising from tho basins Of the three artcsan wells
which supply the city with water are almost over
powcrlng highly mprcgnated with sulphur Is
this that the fountain basins thickly coated
with the III smelling stuff.
Ltlo Johnny lontcr, aiming young man sI In parlor'
NV sister thinks youNo got bcautliul teelh
Mr. Ilankiuson MT .hy plcisen-Ahi what have
you ever heard Miss Irene say Of them, JOHNNY
Johnny-Shc says She thinks the upper set didn't
eating maple oarames Ike carames, Mr. lianhin-
SON cot any Chicago Tribune
II IL qncor that In tho West. where the value Of
time "a so generally recognized people viii persist In
giving such long names to things. Tho West Is tho
,hN bv, al mar md
deliberately named railroads. Here for instance. Is
the Chicago 81. Paul and Kansas city Railroad which
the citizens OF Minneapolis want to have renamed tho
Minneapolis, Chicago, St Paul and Kansas city Ran
road" And probably several other towns through
which II passes will demand a similar recognition
Mothcr-And II / tell you story about the haDo
I'm the manger and the WISE mon from III" is'''' ''
Bobby anor studying for momentl1No No. ma ma you
tell me tho story about Jack tho Giant Killer hls anu
tbcn mi go 10 sleep who you're telling about tho
babo In tho manger.-tTcxas slnings.
Tho Rev. +. f. Jewell. a Methodist clergyman Of
San Joso cal. has appealed to all religious and tenn
ncranco organizations to file protests to be presented
TO Senator stanford, asking him not to endow his
new university with money derived from the sale OF
wine II Mr. jewell remains In California, he may
at somo timo assigned to q church where hts salary
viii be paid In money partly derived from tho sale Oh
grapes which arc to DO used In tho making OF wine.
Or perhaps another church his salary VIII 10 largely
paid by who supply tho fertilizers or tho toois
used I'm VINEYARDS. Or s again, no may DO sent
to church in which men who soil dry goods or gro
cerIcs to grape raIsers contribute tho money for his
salary Mr. Jewell Is doubtless sincere, but II he IS
consistent no Will have hard tmo of 1t In California
We OF Now England think all that isn't in Now Eng
land IS In tho Mz. Pray what do
you mean by tho MiLP said Httlo
country girl to new made friend of her own ago
from tho city. "Why, before came up here, !
thought all that wasn't In NowYork In the ME-
YES Yes But lust what Is tho Mlzi" said tho
country girl IIor friend replied with surprise and
horror: Haven't you learned tho cOmmandnsntsf
Doesn't II say, Tho Lord made Heaven and earth
and all that In them MizP-(Good Housekeeping.
London Punch prints cartoon showing Prcsi-
dent Cleveland introducing Miss FREQ Trade to John
Bull. with tho comment "Its English, you know"