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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25
TIE LABOR QUESTION.

Yaas 'm-disher's VIVA Mishta Lghtfoot nbs-yaas IN,
disher's dc house sho' 'nougb
Wtewashin f'-er-yass-dat's whar de sign outsi ie
reads Inn m OATS wharf but Ise done quit han
lin de breSh late.
Ise made up my min dat de labrin amt proply
depreciated nOhow. an 'taInt with vile TO wuk twe
suInpins done alterae de sistin Ordeh oh things
I done tole my wife, Daphne" ser, d" ain gwin
struck lick twe things gifts loted out shaT an shar
erlke
'F yo feels like yo vans To TAX In washn'. o. cose
ain gwine purwent yo.' Ise allus bean mighty good
husbsn' Daphne. an I'm gwne let 20 hab 20 own way
in disher'
Oats wnar' I toe heh an she lowed she'd wash ont
thee days de week. an huscean by de day de res de
time. She RI u good money an she don
peah to re'ze de digrydatiou.
G. day, Miss Sorry csyrn 'bleere yo, but de masteh
minds oh de kentry had 20 mex stan po' folksn hab
10 wuk 70 a libin' To- ebberlastn'.
G. day-an' say, mssis!-any timo yo' wan fine lace
cuttings done mp, os scrubbed white cud eat
of m. why kin raykmmend Daphne wi playshure-I
kin dat
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25
TIE DISCREPlycr EASILY EXPLAINED.

There + little amusement In a certain electric
light establishment in Boston. over the Ingenious
PLANTATION OF mis- axe made 10y gfl ,tcn0CraphNr
and type writer. Girl sfeuOgraDLCrs. by tie way,
occasionally make an odd i>alte when they know
nothing whatever about the mater that they
taking" This particular one had lad tcciui al
letter ~ ed customer dictated 70 her. and
had produced neatly written typewriter copy Of it
for the head Of the firm to look over lie looked it
over.
Sec here" said he. after bc hal r. al litle "you
make VI say here that We guarantee to give
twelve ligh's 10 every h0rSa power Now inaSmIch
circuar~ guarantee to give only -it tS IA
cvers horse power, | don't believe tha' Mg. ever
could have promised to give these people twelve
Uclt-."
oh Mr. certainly laid So"
pd. eh Wei, how DO you count for the DIS
crcpaUcy ?"
"Tta.'S easy enough said the girl. Tho circu-
lars w"re na,le when rho firm went into business.
since that tire the horses have grown They're
good deal stronger now"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25
TIE FUNNIEST THING.
Prom Ttd-Bus.

Prom Tfd-Bas
They met on q horse-car
40 Name rye the funniest thing TO tell you"
"NC," said Name.
Eyes. indeed; It's just too awsnily funny Tor any
thing"
"Do tell me"
You'll not tell II dor
"Oh, no-never!
"Oh. indeed. you mustn't Tom Delliker told 1t TO
one"
"He didr
"You know Tomf
"Oh, yes-iike a book"
"fsn't he spiendidf
ayes, guess so-but what did he sayr
"weif. Iii tell You We were going down Broadway
Ao0kng shinss In wipdsws and-oh, aren't the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25

pied girl whose plain pinchei features were In pifl
contrast to Flossies bright beauty and hc at'e' ouEn
always neat, was very plain and Inexpensive -, -,
And why does my little Flossie love 10 walk Win
Mamie I" asked the mother. tendcrly carcsslns inc
golden he lad pressed against her bosom.
g Because she is plain and her dresses are so shD
by" artlessly spcd the little one t1at when We arc
together every body notices only Just me
The mother breathed silent thanksgiving There was
any doubt in her mind that Flosse wouid aAe
al bc1la
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25
LITTLE FLOSSTE BEGAN ELRLY.

Fsssc Is dear little gode haired creature with large
blue eyes dainty red lips and the roundest pinke t
cheeks in the world. she loves her papa and mamma
dearly Her pretty aud sunny smiles endear her to
host OF playnates and her gentle thoughtuDess Of
others makes her the pet OF nGugent dotng house
hold
Mama" said the little one softly day. as she
nestled lovingly in her mothers arms, " love to walk
with Mamie Brown"
Tears spraug tho mothers Dyes this proof OF her
dsrlings unselhsh nature Mamie poor little Grip
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25
A SMART DRUMMER.
WHY HIS SALARY WAS DOUBLED.

Going over 70 stonneton the other evening met
Frank HobroOk on the boat. hoiorooh'
although stl young man, is an
old merchant lie was at the head of the
Chicago branch Of the house Of A. T. stewart q co.
for time and got talking TO hin ahVu' that "nerpas-
ing cIasS-te drummers. lie toh me this story about
one of them
used to na;tor myself, IlObrook began, that
could size up the applicants for cleAshps iOr WHAT
they were worth, 50 a, not TO Offer $1,000 man a
~ 900 salary or 81 600 dollar man $1,000 salary
But remember getting baily deceived once n
Young fellow came into the Chicago store ana asked ior
a position lie was red checked littl" fellow sporied
a nice mu,tachc with waXei ends and wore weil-h'ihg
clothes looked lin and said to myself, here
a young chap who can probably earn cnoneh 10 pay his
landIaty ana have few dollars week over Tor cigars
and cologne" were short Of help Just thon ana
made up my mind that would Offer him 500 year
that being my idea Of his full value AMER Ituo
preliminary talk said to him:
well sir, what salary would you cXpect-what do
you think you would be worth TO us z?
Il want 81 800, be promptly replied, = mink l u
DO worth that TO you sell gods, Mr. IIolbrook
There was something in his manner that liked
an carncstncs5 and dectncSs but laughed to myself
at the Idea Of paying thai youth Sl,oCO' sun DO
,ermnod to give him trial If could get him at about
my own figure. SO after little more conversation /
asked him If he would be willing to begin at 80
moath at will take you some weeks" l added,
Thoroughly to acquaint yourself with our stock ana
our ways Of doing business II You are worth moro 10
that fact viii not 10 long IN appearing and II II
does appear you rest assured LAT your saary'h
promptly be raised
ITS 60" replied Porter -lcall him Porter, al
though that wasn't his "Vhen was leaving ST.
Louis assured the boys as ale them good by THAI
wasn't coming back 50 intend TO stay In Chicago.
think | can cell goods, Mr. lioibiook, and hope 10
bring you to tie same opinion III begin al $40 a
MONTH
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25

As have sal,thcIe something al ont the young
little too much like a dude go engaged him at 40
a month, convinced that had about got his measure.
Well sir, Lie started In the next day like n
steam engine lie through stock a. If nc were
u detective whose reputation depended upon Ills not
missing anything. In an amazing short umo he was
master Of all the pIclmluacs and tlen lie went about
selling goods with the a-siluy. He would watch
for a customer rs vgilauty cat watches FOR a
nou,e and once a g)t into hi Lands he wa gone
he had to buy to get rid OF Porter. couple q
months after he entered the store rccci' ci from
New-York a consignment of new aud very handsome
line of guois No sooner were the ~amp.c~ displayed
among the clerks than three % them came 10 me
and said they thought they would like 10 20 out on uie
real for a wcoA-they they could secure
good many or ,cI, for those goods. All right sild
and OIL they went week later one Of them returned
lie was one Of our Oldest statesmen and hal been making
a trip through southern Illinois. "NEt success = !
INQUIRED. lie replied with rather crcst-falen look
that a. yet he hain't disposed OF any Of tho good-,
but that his cu.tomeIs p asol with the samples
Ae shovel them and hhey ~ send in Their Orders
later.
think Pouer heard thls CONVEX alton. AZ all
events he came to mo afternoon and remarked that
lie wi he'd would pare hrI for fcw days "Ive got
some customers down IN Southern Illinois. Mr.. HJ-
br,ok and think could sci them Of those new
good. ;
al ma la.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25
rasc-.Ar.o,.s al 1nE &c
Sh@ sqaaies 4aa s1Essry sea - = 5sas-
ssi,sk-A Mistake CsTFsesed.

she sqaaseE aaa at5sery sea - Jsas-
ns5i>a-A sfielske CeTreesea.
i..aie : i.slr - a. tzs - ga p.eees a
ssv NsrA ea<e, a6eassg gaRlel ~ 3 eslss.rssr.t
satzas.ty "a tae eaaza l3klf, anE . nsa
vl8 ka.3 3 .args gsacf.se sza9sg slase 81 ne
drug We nad oa~ - tas sares ssst 6else-
tlsas fra.s taQ esntrrf ere V1h us s. hss
.sY tso ,ensksn.c-.s s.a ne1 kslsas at71t 10
crew eabif ns ssv YeFs was not @ersb
k4srier we speaf rAFes Eishss ga rs
toar lt zas a eoatiarssl s-sese laa ~ -.
vas4og eftafes. E.gafa1fs - s,aa4
o-iers aa6 aa ua-Fok-a - e. * xA2xkiy Ca
pssssszEs Ase14res. Il wss a. sxDsr.ssas
sba1 eexer foreei. fsf Il hzd ln r. taos,
s.ga4 laf. rskery ant teast1laeSs th2a I evs
esr<cs - -e~ sesin. We sesrchsd IN ssin 70
tae raaxulseent dives ts5ho.stefed 4Ith
orisassl 1aassis eenee. faFaisAzl w.lA sapeTb
galasss dlszas ls5ged IN gro-esgas azd
heaaf.fai iarsps, made soSt ala nolsslsss by
fs.h rags sad managed b. sofE foeted ard
moon eyed Ce'ssiais- eooat Which 50 much
Las asea eriltsa. sad sfssre u Is said TIE
society aides of Kew Xork give themselves
cTer % ths faselaatlous u ths awful drug.
Ths most pFessnsfous place ttet ! saw curing
ghs toer was IN tas sua-ceilar Il sixth
that ) wag 70 stood eur ia such ssrising MAJ
niaeenrs sni splendor. a. compared with
Other places fhs cpgcles were roegh wooden
h,mks the eellias low, begrimed ard = y
and tie l2ck or cleanliness somethlns avl
II Wa about o'c.ock in tie morning. A
sinzie n~At burned in thscenter Of the square
rools AMI t1s women lay in tie hunks around
TIE four sides. Al of them had ;hsir gowns
A. l.
tlons OF absoiute lAngoar ard indifference.
Some bad roilsd over on their backs, some
lay hees i.y on their faces and others were
twisted un awlywanily IN corners. 0nlv two
OF tnern were what lnight 90 called decentiy
clad. They wore ta- fash jewelry and geudy
clothes II women Of the town. Il was said
that teis place had the best class Of smokers
II any - New York. and we went back in
tis afternoon-the detectives AMI Ito have
a lock at Yacre or them We found women
who were better dressed than tho ones we saw
that night and amCns tA1sn WIS "a rather
wei knoen acir>ss and two women who
drive magnificent horses and make a great
show about town. They were ell half dead-
ersi ~ TIC drug. and IS TIE Cniaaman took
bis ligat around and dashed 10 in their faces
a fcw Of ,ketn opened their eyes. He evi
IDENTIFY considered them great swells. ard
evel the detectives we're more cr less inn
pressed by tho gorgeous ottirc Of several ot
The dcvctees q lie habit. bus il needed only
a glance 20 show that rot n woman among
thcm tzl Tho faintest right to tie title lady
cor the leas. claim 10 resrectahiiity
Kew York wo.nen--and New York ladies,
too, for that na.ter-havo enough sins and
inaiscretions and wild escapadeS 70 answer
for without saddling on them the cdium Of
establishing regal and magnificent clubs and
palaces for ne qualification Of tEeir curious
passions -Blakeiy Halls New York Letter.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

There vas pleasant Sunday school con
err a. the second Baptist church last even
ing. which vas enjoyed by a good au1ierce.
There vas a simple hu. beautiful design Of
green vines sed lowers ever the entrances
10 tie rear Of the EuiP,t The choir render
81 several choice selsctiors h1eiy. and Tie
programme rY cRiicrer "a toe sunday
school vas interpreted With frequent sing
ing hv tie school a. agdience. The par
tciusats 10 the programme we're Neude
Common. Belle Fai.eu. MAJ Fitzgerald,
Clarence FomeTry Aris N0TsaCuse. Ei0ds
Nsra a. sil with short rotations Nora
Bra3isT- song Alice Sfer rhenson. Clara
Allen. Hagte CaraH1, Ne'na Monroe. Nnl-
lie rcntley. AGsiie 6r.iasn and Nellie
pickrrmaa representing laws of Of lhe week
N q dialogue Annie 9alup. S,siis cCeu-
csr Carrie Warren. and Nellie Dckerman
IN rs,lfaDons ths latter recitation bsinv
rnsde urascsBy entertaining oy TIE little
girls eIccrIonary training and ability.
Art snd s@rsibie remarks O. the children
on -ae phrase. Walk as children Of light
nv ffsfcs Brooks. ended the programme.
The eS Scsi ient Q performance of which IS main
~ due 70 the worz 0i Gr-. a. H pstlit,
Who frsfran Sn
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

Tho Geanest man has been rcdiscovcred
&c Is q farmer and has a son, rpo1 -slozl he
daily secl-5 10 impress tlio importance Of
eroaonly. The other evening tho 10y wns
bFlsilv crgarsd n q game OF baseball Tie
old gentlemen strolled over 90 whore tee
gamc was gong On ard surveyed tho pso-
cecdiuss with considerable intercs: y
len-th bis son went q the bat ard worked
with ell tho zeal II n young enthusiast over
tic natioual gsn'c Af.er proG.sious nnEe
Tor frs- fasc tho lads father called out:
Jeremiah. you iist stop that air right tais
mirit~
y bat fer, psp,7 asked the boy whimrer-
inS. I ~ca'e iol3' 10 harm
Yes yon was. There you bc exertir' and
szsftia yourself all for 10 good, and tie fust
thing ys know yer mJscies'il develop tel next
year ycr close'li be too small fer ye.T-EeT-
chant Traveller.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25
Magician ner,nana.s rhysica, Powers.


as vour skill in feats Of legerdemain
maialy the result of educationT
NO. sir. My success IS due to .he fact
that Tas built that way. It Is nv inheI-
itanca from tho unknown. have perfected
M manipulation by prac.icc, h-- toe initia!
motive comes from my heredity. Ny skill
is not coalned u ny sleight d hand per
formances in public have psychological
or inesrreric powers whics 10 not display,
because there has Eeen so much humbug in
that lire. 7 VIII give you n sample OF ny
power. Please stand Up"
Tho reporter obeyed
Put yoGr feet close together
The professor then placed the tips OF The
fingers Of bosh his hands on the reporters
shoulders. re then directed another man
standing behind the reporter to place his fin
gers over bis che professors fingers.
Now said the professor 70 The third
party, ned your head in the direction you
wish the reporter 10 fail.
The scriho saw ne was caught and he looied
dow. 10 sco if the floor was oak OF pine His
rcxt impulse was 70 stretch has legs apart.
BsIt thoae dreadful blacs eyes we're en- him.
The third paTtv uodde.i-in which direction
tie victim knew not. Almost Immediately,
while tho neooieonic demon vcs apparently
iCokiag down thTotgh him and cEaiyzing tho
late breakfast he had eaten, tho reporter felt
q marked sensation down lis lsfi side which
qu;cllcncd tho ac.lcn os bis heart 10 did
u. try % drive the feeling away ~ cn csTort
of viii and slowly tho scrs.tion--whi-'i
sousevisat reseubicd n prolonged shocs of
electricity -decpenea ana quicEeled. until ie
tcgan n sway ike n tree partly chonpod
through. f;n WIS hegining TO size up tie
chances of falling through tse lool.ir- cl1.a
ahcn The pTofes5or removed hi- hands and
VIII them tho influence.
"s'uch manifestations OF power IS those Of
vhich vou have just felt tic influence I re-
gar,i IS perhaps my highest gifts sail the
professor "Cfiven the proper subject. can
cause him to fail 70 tho floor without toucaing
bis body While don't profess 10 he able D
explain :hesc phenomena. still am possessed
OF the power 10 execute them. New Yori.
Sun Interview.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

John r Elliott, Of Fountzin st, Is on the
gck hsf.
Wm C. Foot and wife leave tbs morning
fcr = Ten days lsip 40 the river
y. $. Waipole. Of Lznesv.lle O.. IS the
.ussl u j. L. SickUna. o. Sweet 3 Hotel.
Kiss Josie Harmon. Of 2i2 straiSht-si.. IS
speading few weeks with friends IN the
East.
Cards are icing printed announcing the
marriage % VII Vincent ard Aiss Edith
kecrecy.
Mr. and Mrs. T. C. Hsthewsy. Of Cres-
cspt-ave, iesvs today i0r trip around tae
great 1kss.
cards are on. announcing the marriage OF
Harry T. sioxits ard Mss Mamie Simonds
% occuT ns1t Saturday
J. n LallT. Of the firm Of McRae & Lally.
contractors on the T.. l. & y. Railroad ex-
tension. spent sunday Ia The city with
friends.
D. Andrew Holmes. President Of the
village Of Wcodvills. and manager OF the
West Michigan i.unoer Company store,
has returned from me last and spent sun
dag win friends in the city.
Wlf \ feck. manager OF the filth Ave
rue Theatre C0mpaDy = visiting bis
mother IN this city. viii has CLOSED a slx-
teen months profitable tour with The or
Esni,8.ion, the season. ending last week IN
ksC1natd.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

rrrer s1v hft ose nan har-rs -
u,srsei Ir Joul fno,npsoB 60 courist -
c,rtr. els staf sna Illustrated fhe f,.-ca p
eaoit esen Ii t.ie a-eries ~ siastb tf -onrzs
zen rer-e,u.cr tls uusierer Ra'of. oao rss
fsr-st ef f.ueisalntai srule f=a.va -r fnsr
;peu gears fz1 J a. on. 81 tie re~s,esa,-
vte stfsrt-sl The ex7cution Eua-.r xaS a
r'rn vhe aeeevri IN acsairx warn -
~ssei crt f-r execution prsee.'.si by The
ea'rf ci rcli-erf sin -lsaatcr ansf followed nv
the suefif sni his deputies. he wora "a
fssaionet frou~srs ~sta POCKETS fs BE ,slisi.is
SEAMS Iii.e.er-~s sers not 81 rinionsf h,,t
f1ae ~ eeuid tafa<r ga hanrS IN his rockets
auo te eei s8ers r, e. ~ s,,.sf --,f, ti,. roza
se0re ais ners 6stenirx 81 TIE readinx 81 tHa
ireta F7rrrnt srf lise last wof~is shas wsra
Ei-1 vffa tre fei f.rsrre - = stosss n fact
eas eeuis Te1r ssi'i ~ hts r-.ksss ~'en -
7roc t.i'. hat tl'e s1ilsn 'ert ~~rrof-sl or,~
~ thrca gut eet.eei ss ss-o.i xaieing Tor
tte sSaTiaS - 80 aup hesv &, rea-a thas
trsce = slfver eff,rt -ss rr~,is ~ - hand
~ thruS. itssf hsrk is-o - c~..zas n,
sercr1 arferrt ~ss rerfial.r srie~e-sf,i. ana
literally R6icif 8.ei with asx aanos i a.
rssckee& I xas infsrrnes tha- Il xns a.
naairs1i s~tcsn to ~aIS sna fasnk ~ifs h,s
harsls - - zess<s uue-N - AlAanr
xz>.>al
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

Ihs Il1l..s Geassreacs ~ kle1 A Il F.
.hssen Fi.l ae 1e "a isiz gay ffs1zx.
A neaate.I peIroi shaa.,f ss eziah. hesf
e. lfefeLl - restless 3s,4.ax - sas i2zs
Faaa.
fssIs lake was visited ~ tholsal.s ~
a.ssslrs sea fs sszssf ~. AL gtnigs
Hss 4l,et ald eedeTi,
re sIe.aief oseFes sea.a ca 1erz
AL 4peusd aisls Eeasafe see&4f-
sF9zs hs .2xs Ysalssiss
Ee1s va leastieranis crssh 81 pazssn-
grfs - 4szuls ga t-s rtapssf !. as - tAs
& zka Falsrtaf 34f 1e o1s sss i1 sfe1
Mf .eieel manager ~ she A4a-zt-
tea 54l1lae greaaas as TIE a2s Fsi ere
aE skrlasiss til.z' aafs llasas tsis Essz
ne A4ahaaaa bashsag grounds So tas
faks GOV mere pep1iar. sl4 fez,e-lag
s~rsfa 4lls.ll-s -lsp9llsd t1esl ssivss 10 t1s
- sf
The cslo4sI coachae1 ~ fhis citg have
oss41ltst E 4ula1 ana colleDlfl lats sis.ps
az eIearsi1D 20 A-z1 1esoa - t1e near
ilfare.
IAs Norton. sith "a i45Eiinx white walls
znG FretlF asaiass. . enc q t1e iaat
marks ef tne cIfy. anu - observed oy al
STRANGERS.
Cvles Emmsrs xas arrested On Monroe 81
Lass sFs1lag sn complains of = es-t.s.lau
No oserLsalt kmmsrs use in1ts M Ian
su1gs Ga oae ol az 4 eu L4Ee e2rs.
A nlau IN bad state of into Ticaiion. Sno
pefs.stsd IA zlaskgs ln zoe presence ot
ls.Ies itss egenlag was throsn OF t1e
dummy ADD .elr a. the l4ksulll ae -ooefsd
gP.
Tsealg-l hfee years sgo yesterday ~ q
Iobnson 81 sesg >. BEGAN caseEins Tor tue
pasllc. fls eaieof4led the anniversary yes
tsflav 0y d1xa- ous as young aosfel
sfs.llou.
Ibs lr.sb American L,teraTy Society vii
boil their annual feaaIca TUESDAY and
plcnie 4p lhs nfsr- The steamer nknoNn
via eonVey then up tie Grenfs leaving
her dock a. l cloek
Every men Bee of las ieket Club Is re-
Quesled % o. present at tie tneeting %
nig1L Nnen aFfanse neDrs VIII oe co1sam-
mated Tor TIE fe. epfl0a and Entertainment
Of ,le visiuDs s rsi'ann team.
6 sisa you would ask the Street Kali
va COMPANY lo change Tie names on
tlslr new open cars. sald gentleman n
front oi Sweets nOtsl yesterday hey
read Jefferson Avenue Stale snd Cherry
streets. AID people are apt to get mixed up
ss / dld. saPpOsing wbsn ! boarded one OF
thsul that they tzagsrsed he stFoeia uaIne1
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25
Kuhn keeps the best Erlanger beer.
PHre W afer.

Don't drink dirt snG bad water any
longer. but &c, the famous St. Louis Mag
netic Wafer and save your doctor bills TIE
water is the finest in the world. and is very
pleasant TO drink. having no bad smell OF
taste. The water wi.l re delivered 10 iami-
lies, stores, offices, etc, one gallon each
week Gay. Tor ssventy-five cents per week
A representative Of the water will call upon
you the coming week. For the present ad.
dress your orders to St. Louis Magnetic
Water Co. Ed l.. Smith. maoaxer Com
mercisl Block, with c. G. Howell. In a
few days we shall establish depot where
the water will be kept constantly on band
Ii you have the rheumatism or any kidney
trouble try the water. The propfietors OF
the springs will forfeit 800 FOR any case oi
scarlet fever the water will not cure.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

rsere has 6ssn q diversity of o2inioa
suac1z lovers of saus b sports n tbs city
s. - vaet1sz tae sS.vaa Boat Club. Of
Nol ae. H.. would psfiirips'e IN the IA
ticual reas.ts at Chsutaaqga lake this
wees. 1auv ot them have coDten3ed that
tle c,4b would not participate The TELE-
s7tv-Er1tfr stated yesterday ttst they
wou'd roy On Wednss a. uexf s~siast
their rivsls. ne HilsdaisS. md IA further
sucstaniia,ion o. that fact would nnouncs
tor THE bsnent OF the donbssrs that the
~ 'vsn cree lsit Chicago Yesterday after
noon si O'Clock for ChaHsagqua
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

II one wants 70 keep cool and to keep from
being thirsty the only course Is to drink moth
irz suck is1non. chew ~ e collar button.
bite ~ n testhiug ring. Issst don't drink Thst
IA WHY is IS th1t - nlanr women arc 20 cocI
on Dot Gays T. Is provoking when Tho tcui-
pcrsirre IS ig'1 dsSs. in the saad6 10 talk %
woman vfo IS ns cooi ard fresh as rn ice
cfes- ~hiie ytu 7rc vairiT trying r. sterr TIE
tides cf perspirstion tsaf eise srf fov cn
vour r1sniv brow ard surge ard break ca
your once white collar Don't drink and you
won's perspire. ~ Chicago TTiaaae.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

Laste-eairz while watching fhssrslIows
he Fepo7far noticed TIE EnEisa sparroNs
goang 20 rOOst 10 fbe poyiaIs around the
North Division Street s,ho1l yard. TIE
tres were fall oi them. ard ses eral bogs
we're trying he effectiveness Of theiF sing
shots. but tie foliage vas ~ thick thar TIE
hiris ere safe frUla the missiles. The sra
rows retire earlier han the swallows. but
after they % into the trees they keep
op noisy chrping and chaftsriEs.
as Il they we're sc0lii0g aud quarreIing,
until after the lamps are lighted.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

In fne srge hand he register of
Rc>eashs. Rochester. \. Y. Mr. Resen-
tai = he gentleman wbo hss purchased
the good vi of Col p = Pss1ce's clcthin-
Business. He wia ta<e easrgs ct tie ed
store ore week fren today ard wken tta
siore = n1siiT re-cperef Grand Esri7s
0aT preparr for . surprise NJ Rcserfhsi
- prominent Rr1 ves.thy citizen 81
Rochester where - hss oeen ID bussne.s
from ccytcs>t. He - Democrat snf =
police com missioner OF the city of rorhes-
ter Some oc1ths since - feridsf =,
ro.ke = ckanxe snd for souas tire hslis1
- wen ChlcsEe sn1 crsn8 Rsuiss. TIE
valley City welcomes am A. sa ~essrp<s~
icr rssrchsnt.
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

T~sn tas nos enisr rats1ed N.Sjfan fam
sss st.lI re-s-t II usiEe oxen r ore coior II
tbe 1oFai1s ard oxsa 81 aro.hsT eoior IN 80
sfle~nocn. They don't krcw vhy they 70
fl.s. hut sssv know thar 4 must ~ The Tigat
shirg 20 p hscs7se shrir fo~-f1tacTs dd T.
Farn lascrsrs arr PAID sizatesn cezts 5ay
sr-i are always pad on S1ndzy. .-Es= Tork
frtrrre
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

Fs.rolmaa Esherf f. FTnch, alraTs
nandxosss and erect, psfroled his beas res
ferssY uith eveu prou3sr gait fhsn Hsasi
vas naes1irg snal4s i'l3. rs iasfea
sorrtena The secees - tsss wss fr
fs1s thai yc8ux FsfToimsa Frencn vas
us7s~>F frt1 tte ~c-1 a. h,s ho-,e fot
P.sintst6 are rssferse7 ~ornlrz 1he
Iifss fsilo~ rexns efzat roanss ard s.s
psreris are i1stlg rrs1i cf bin Loos
- fsr ROOD cirsrs focsT
Telegram-herald., 1887-07-25

sses suvasr. f0urtssn-ys old boz. was
found by ths police a. a Ists hoar Isst night
sisspinr "a ens ef sbe Phrnir Furniturs
Corr oarvs isrxa vn<onz. and taken -
csas4earters The oovs parents i've
southeast Of be city. sud oniv ss1 davs
Az be ief hatus. hnt when his
father found blm hs promised be would
n@rer go away axain