The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-04-30
The fishery questionable you bring
he flask with you, Jack?

The fishery question-Did you bring
he flask with you, Jack?
The Prince of Wails-The tom cat.
There are people who think so much
of Themselves that others are shut out and
hink nothing Of them.
They are looklng for you everywhere
Drafts of air in unexpected places, goin;
rom hot rooms to cool ones carelessness il
hanging cluthing:-ln short anythin,
which ends in II common cold in the lead
Unless arrested this kind of cold become
seated in the mucous membrane ofthe head
Then il is Catlrrh. In any and call il
stages this disease always yields to Elv's
Cream Balm. Safe, agreeable, certain.
Price fifty cents.
An Important qucstion-Is her father
wealthy?
"A man who can do everything fairly
well can do no one thing better.
Glad tidings. Relief and cure of throat
and lung disease. Fontaines Cure is guar
anteed to cure a cold in II hours. Sold by
C. Il. Horn, Druggist.
All men try TO get the earth, but the
earth gets them. This is not joke; it is
the grave truth.
We DO all kinds of plain and fancy job
work-letter heads, note beads, receipts,
&C., put up in tablet style if desired.
Love in cottage means simply a life
long course of plates for two, and daily
b cad for one.
DIR. LloYis family medtcfnes--no cure
no pay--at &. L. Horns Central Drug
Store.
Legal Can blind man be held liable
for bill which he accepted payable at
sight.
For Rheumatism use DIR. Lloyd's FAM
lily medicIne-no cure no pay-at Z. Il.
Horns Central Drug Store.
"A Yonkers dentist has recently failed
because another man had better pull than
he.
"A lady who had her photograph taken
war showing 1t TO her husband. do you
think il looks like mep' she asked. Yes"
he said after a critical examination, ''it
looks like you, only it seems very quiet.
Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint? Shiloh's VitaliZer is guaranteed
u,
and Biery, Weissport.
The farmer who raises the glass too
often isD't likely TO raise much else.
"A scientist informs the world that the
sun will last for ten millign of years. We
have no doubt of the truth OF the state
ment. About the next Fourth of July WI
viii be of opinion that 1t has heat enough
to last for ten billions Of years, instead O
ten millions.
Sleepless night, made miserable by tina
terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is tine rcmed,
for you. Sold hy DIR. Horn, Lehighton an,
Biery, Weiss9o;t.
The crematory Is the burn from which
no traveller returns.
Shiloh's Nitalizer is what YOU need fol
consumption, Loss of Appetite, DizzineS,
and all symptoms Of Dyspepsia. Price IL
and 75 cents per bottle. Sold by DIR. Horn
Lehighton, and Biery, Weissnort.
Old Mr.. Bently (reading)-''I see IL
costs 5000 TO fire off one of these new
tangled siege guns" Old Mrs. BentlS
(placldlyl-"Well, l s'pose they kill enough
people to make up for the expense"
That hacking cough can be so quickly
cured by Shlloh's Cure. We guarantee il
Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, aud Biery
Weissport.
"A sheer Impossibility. Kind. hearted
Old Gentleman; There, there, don't cry
lie is little man" Injured Child; "How
can de l-little man when is a little
g-girl! Boo-hoo"
Do not allow cough or cold to get seated
but break it up at once by using DIR. Seth
AIno;d'S Cough Killer, the old reliable
remedy for coughs, colds and all diseases o.
the lungs. Price 25c. 50c. and 81 90 pei
bottle. For sale by all druggists.
Mothers, teething and iretlul children
need DIR. ArnOld's Soothing and Quieting
Cordial. Druggists, 25c.
If We were called upon TO name thre,
of the most prolific sources of quarrels be-
tween neighbors. we should mention frs
''hens;' second, HENS third, "HENS.'
"A foreigner would imagine there wa
a war ia America to hear the constan
blooming in the west.
The wren and the OK are vastly differ
ent and do not resemble each other in an,
way. Yet the Wren and Ochs of Chicago
who are under indictment for boodleism