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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18
Deep Sea Wonders

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cd by the marvels of invention. Those who
are in need of profitable work that can be
done while living at home should at once send
their address to Hallett & Co., Portland Maine,
and receive, free, full information how either
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started free. Capital not required. Some
have made over $50 in a single day at this
work. All succeed.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

THOUSANDS of women bless the day on which
DR.. Pierce's sFavorite Prescription" was made
known to them. In all those arrangements
causing backache, dragging-down sensations,
nervous and general debility, it is q sovereign
remedy. Its soothing and healing properties
render it Of tho utmost value to ladies suffer
ing from s~internal fever" congestion. intlam-
nation. or liberation. BY druggists.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

IT cost a Brooklyn association, formed
for the purpose, So, 900 last year to star:
the movement for brin ging about a half
holiday in that city. One mass-meeting
alone took 1854 out of the society's treas
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18
Wants the Facts Known.

Mr.. Editor: 1 and my %neighbors have been
led SO many ines into buying d'fferent things
done US moro harm than good, I feel it due
your readers to advise them when an honest
and good medicine like DR.. Harter's Iron
Tonic can be had. Yours truly,
AN OLD SUBSCRIBER
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18
THE Way TO ENTERTAIN NOW.

Daughter of the House-Oh! 1 don't
know half of the people here. If you want
to know any one find out her name and
point her Out to me, and I'll introduce you.
Guest-May 1 not introduce you to some
of them?- Harper's Basar.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18
WHAT a sEAsIcK NAN FEARs.

Capt. Tip Harrison, who wal in the
United States Navy before the war, says
that q man when first taken seasick is
afraid he is going to die, and after he has
been sick awhile he is afraid he is not 60
ing to die.-Atlanta Constitution.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18
lmuOrtanY

When You visit or leave New York City, save
aggage. expressage, and % carriage hire, and
Top atth Grand Union Hotel, opposite
'rand Central Depot
6l3 rooms, fitted up at . cost Of one million
oilsrs ~ aud upwards per day. European
Ian. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the
est Horse cars, stages. and elevated rail-
Dad to ell depots. Families can live better for
,ss money at tho Grand Union Hotel than a
ny other f1rst-clasa hotel in the CITY.
ATTENDING CHURCH BY TELEPHONE
Miss Amelia Hand, of Cape May Cour,
House, N. j., was a great church-goe,
when in health. Now TINT she is an in
valid she has established telephone con-
nection between her room and the Metho.
dist Church. The transmitter is on thu
pulpit cushion and Miss Hand can heal
everything that is said, md also the sing.
ing.-New York Sun.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

IT is estimated that oil of a hundred ad-
ditional monuments will be erected on the
battlefield of Gettysburg during the pres
eut wear.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

Sudden Changes Of Weather arc
productive of Throat Diseases, Coughs, Colds,
etc. There is no more e~ffectual relief in these
diseases to be found than in the use of DnowS's
BRONCHIAL TRocHEs. Price IS cts.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

SUNDAY-scHoo1 Tcacher-Now, child
rem, can any of you tell me who Methuse-
lab vase Small Scholar-He was a chest
mt.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

As the greatest pain-cure, St. jacobs Oil
is recommended Ly public mel Of America
and other countries. Hon. Bllla Flint, Life
Senator of the Dominion Parliament, Can
ada, found it 10 act like a charm.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

DR.. PIERcE's aPellets"-the original sLittlo
Liver Pills" (sugar-coated)-cure sick and
bilious headache, sour stomach, and bilious at
tacks. BY druggists.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

SECRETARY LAMAR is the best swords
man i'll Washington.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

QUEEN MARGUERITE of Italy is writing
a book of fables.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

The Prince of Wales having expressed n
desire to have the pair of spurs worn by
Fred Archer when he rode 0rmonde in his
last race at Newmarket, the executors have
sent them to his royal b~ighness, together
with the saddle used on The occasion.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

If Auslins. ~calicos, etc., appear to not wear
or wash as well as formerly the reason is in the
pounds that destroy the texture an neutralize the
colors. Shun them! Use ..Fough on Dirt"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

The best thing on earth to add to starch to
give a good body and beautiful gloss is ''Isough
on Dirt" only washing compound that can be
so used. Makes ironing easy and saves the
starch. Has dirt removing power double that
Of any other.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

PIso's Remedy for Cutarrh IS agreeable to
use. It is not q liquid or . snuff. SOC.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

CROUCH ON Dirt whitens clothing yellowed
by careless washing or use Of cheap washing
compounds. Washes everything from finest
laces to heaviest blankets. There need be no
fear in using this article. Does not rot nor yell
low, 6 & 1Oc.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

The Car of Russia threatens to send
any one to Siberia who ventures to suggest
that the Czarewitch's health is fail ne.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

THEY are complaining of recent of a fog
in Boston which was SO very English that
it delayed railroad trims.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

BUFFALO BILL has killed 1890 bufa.
loes. This is how he got his name.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

ONE DOLLAR and Fifty Cents
will pay for a $3 Family Story Paper for ono
year. Sample copies free. Address TIE
CHICAGO LEDGER, Chicago, III.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

TRUTH may be defined as the shortest
nossiblo distance from one point 10 ap'
other.--.Rev. DR.. Rankin.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

IF YOU ARE LOSING YOUR GRIP
On life try @Wells' Health Renewer.r Goes direct
to weak spots. For weak men, delicate women.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

ABOUT March l the Prince of Naples
will set out on u three months Journey to
Syria md Palestine.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

"BUCHU-PAIBA. ''Quick. complete cure, all an.
noying Kidney diseases, Caturrh of Bladder, SC. 81.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18
WELLS IIAtR BALsANI,

II gray, restores to original color. An elegant
dressing, softens and beauties. No oil nor
grease. A Tonic Restorative. Stops hair COM
ing out; strengthens, cleanses, heals scalp. SOC.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

CREDIT iBLE no III COLORED MEN.
1t may be said of all the negroes who
have yet been sent to Congress that
they have dcportcd themselves while
in public life remarkably we'll. Not
one of them was ever mixed up in a
Congressional scandal, though. they
were thickest here when the lobby was
boldest and Congress most corrupt.
They have uniformly been decent in
their conduct, and regular in their at
%tention to public duty. Only II or
two of them have been OF that class of
professional negroes of which Fred
Douglass is the type, and severa! OF
them have been among the most adj
yanced leaders of their race in the
direction of intelligent industry and
good citizenship. Considering their
circumstances, the natural prejudice
against them, and their opportunities
to fit themselves for public life, they
have done remarkably we'll and have
merited the respect and kind regard
which they have generally received at
the hands of their white colleagues in
conpress,-Auantn Constitution.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-18

$500 TO $500
Worth of NEW NOVELS by the best AMERI.
CANAUTHORS canbe obtained by subscribing for
ssIIIIs PIN COTT NAGANINE.o
Which costs but rs cents per month. Send q cents or
circular to j. B. L1PPINCoTT COMPANY, Philadelphia.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04

The branch office of The SALT LAKE
HERALD is at the Office of 81. J. Grant &
Co., Main Street, ogden.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
Printers Technicalities.

Anent the paragraph about print
ers' technicslities, correspondent has
handed in the following:
"While Ogdenites are aware of the ex-
istence of various religious buildings in
their city, few, very feH, know there is
at the present moment chapel on
Fourth Street hill. Stare not, gentle
reader. 10 new sect is there stationed,
asking you to Come to salvation The
term chapel is simply printers slang
or trade technicality, used by the COM
positors engaged in printing Offices to
describe the holding of a meeting of
the type singers to regulate the in
ternal arrangements of the establish
ment they are engaged in. 1t will be
remembered by all who have any
knowledge of the art and mystery Of
printing that the first printing press
erected in England was that of Caxton,
which was established in 1476, in the
script0riun. of Westminster Abbey, Lon
don. No doubt from this the term
chapel first came into use to de-
scribe what is generally called the com.
partnership of the chapel'-that is the
workmen employed in printing Office.
Dr.. Brewer, in his Dictionary Of Phase
and Fable, thus denneS the word:
'Chapel-the caucus of journeymen
printers, assembled to decide any point
of common interest. The chairman is
called the father of the chapel. This
term is relic of Cations establish
mgnt in Westminster Abbey To this
he adds the fact that words of similar
character have been incorporated
among the trade technicalities, and he
instances the two 'frisr' and monk.
The former is applied to a white
ratch where the ink has not
printed upon the sheet, an: the latter
to black blotch or smear caused by an
excess of ink. Thus much information
is open to all. If, however, further ex-
plantations of the mysteries of the
chapel are required, we must refer
them to the father, the P. d. or some
other high authority"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04

CHRISTMAS PUDDNG-CoVert the bottom
of baking dish with very thin slices Of
stale bread and butter, with the crust
cut off; strew it over thickiy with
mince meat, then put another layer OF
bread ana butter, cover this again with
mincemeat, and so on till your dish is
full pour good thick custard over
| all, and bake it for an hour or an hour
and half according to size.
DROP GINGER CAEEs-Put in a bowl
one cup of brown sugar, one of mo-
lasses, one OF butter, then pour over
| them one cup of boiling soda; stir well.
Add one egg, well beaten, two teaspoon
fnls of soda, two tablespoonfuls each of
ginger and cinnamon, a half teaspoon
full of ground cloves, five cups of -four.
Stir all together and drop with spoon
on buttered tins Bake in a quick
oven, taking care not to burn them.
To BENDER BOOTS AND SHOES WATER
PRooF.-A good composition for winter
use, when it is desired to make boots
proof against snow and wet, is COM
posed OF one part mutton suet and
twice that quantity of beeswax melted
together. 1t should be applied to the
leather at night, and the boots wiped
with flannel next morning Although
when the composition is first applied
the leather will not polish as well as
usual when BACKED, yet they will be
susceptible of a brilliant polish after
the bIacking has been applied q few
times.
OATMEAL AS FOOD Oatmeal is food
of great strength and nutrition, having
claims to be better known and more
widely used than it is at present. OF
much service as a brain food, it con
tains PHOSPHORUS enough to kes o a
man doing an ordinary amount of brain
work in good health and vjgor. All
medical authorities unite in the opinion
that, eaten with milk, it is a perfect
food, and, having all requisites for the
development of the system, it is pre-
eminently useful food for growing
children and the young generally.
Oatmeal requires much cooking to
effectually burst its parched cells, but
when it is well cooked it will thicken
liquid much more than equal It's
weight in wheaton -four.
How TO MANAGE A MAN.-Nothing on
earth fetCnes man like good dinner
and well-dressed wife presiding. Nine
men out OF ten are manageable if you
go the right way about it, and one great
point is 10 act after marriage just as
you did before. Argument and contra
dictiOn are vital ensmies to married
peace. Should you wish r anything
particularly, don't insist upon 1t after
refusal Some women are persistent
and ask: Why may not? Why wont
you Go as l ask you? and irritate the
man. Rather wait your time, aud
make sn extra good dinner OF his favor
lite dishes. put a bow on or the color
he likes, make home and yourselves
sweeier than ever. You'll get it sure,
even il you have TO wait. Also, when |
you want him to do any particular
thing wa'ch you know will be for bis |
good. tor beaven's sake don't say 30
it" Rather drop hint that you
think so and go would be good thing
to do. Get him interested, and then let
the subject drop. venture to say that
i'll short time the man will do pre-
cisely US you wished he will never per-
nit you To think that he has traded the |
least on your common sense.-San |
Francisco NetpS Letter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
Briefs.

THE DAY of rest.
ALL TRAINS were on time yesterday.
COLLECTIONS ARE reported as improv-
log.
YESTERDAY WAS a busy day with the
Ogden merchants.
DIVINE SERVICES will be held in the
Tabernacle to-day as usual.
THE PLEASANT Hours club will have a
grand ball in the Union Opera House
Christmas week.
Mr.. DAVID KAY, of this city, has been
shipping Utah dried fruit to points in
Texas, Colorado and Pennsylvania.
THOUGH NOT so busy as some weeks
ago, our shippers Keep themselves
going, while the prospects ahead are
good.
OGDEN's PRODUCE dealers are live men,
and export a vast quantity of the agri-
cultural products of this and surround
ing regions.
The LATE snowfall has brought out
many bob sleds from the country, and
tae tingling of the bells greets the
familiar ear.
SIDNEY STEVENS is displaying some
fine cutters; intending purchasers,
should pay him visit before buying;
he offers some bargains in that line,
REAL ESTATE agents are not doing the
business they would doubtless like, but
transactions continue to be made, and
property is held at firm prices. There
are enough houses TO supply the de-
mand OF persons wanting to rent.
AFTER severe illness of three or
four days, during which time he has
been confined to his room, We are
pleased to see Mr.. John j., Reeve out
again, although looking rather pale,
be feels av- ragely well.
AN ENTERPRISE ING individual during
the day has been doing quite trade
IN selling horses-or, rather, four
legged animals by courtesy dubbed
horses. His mode of procedure may
be looked upon as somewhat eccentric,
but it appears to be effective, and is
something after the following manner:
He bitches g horse to buggy, drives
around the business part of town, the
while announcing his business in
stentorian tones, alternating with
jocular badinage and chatf, and, ar
irving st the corner OF Fourth and
Main Streets, commences operations,
which seems to be successful, the result
invariably being that he gets rid of his
plugs. Nil derpesanduml
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
Fragments.

1t has been remarked that some men
give according to their means, and some
according to their meanness.
II wasn't such 8 bad notion on the
part of dealer in gloves who hung in
his shop placard of Ten thousand
hands wanted"
Lady: what became of the plague
of locusts?" a pause; then small boy
at bottom suddenly: Please, miss,
Know. John the Baptist ate them!'
They say that Pythagoras imposed
on his disciples five years silence to &C
custom them to hold their tongues.
Pythagoras hal not single female dis
ciple.
A debating society has been discuss
in, this question: lis it worse to
think you have reached the top when
there is one stair more, than 10 think
there is one stair more when you have
reached the top?"
my physician says that smoking
sbortens the memory" 80 l have
noticed" In my case2" Eyes"
You surprise me. What have you OBJ
served?" Il have observed that no
matter how often pay for the cigars
you always forget to treat back"
Henrietta, dear" Eyes, ma" came
from the daughter at the door parting
from her sweetheart, who is just kiss
ing her good night. Tell George to
look out for the paint" George does
not kiss her again. Henrietta THINKS it
is real mean of her mother to give her
away, until she remembers that the
front gate has been newly painted.
Mr.. Vincent Scully, formerly mem
Der of parliament for Cork, secured a
fame which will long survive in the
House of Commons, where he entirely
eclipsed sir Boyle Roche by his racy
Hibernianlsms. His fellow members
called him "Scull, leaving out the final
syllable of his name, which he did not
much relish. Lord Monck one day said
to him in the smoking room: "Why Is
it, Scully, that those fellows always rob
You of the last syllable of your name,
and call you 'Scu!l?' To which the
honorable member for Cork replied /:
They take " from the end OF my
name, 1 suppose, some day to add it to
yours" This same gentleman. on one
occasion, in order to talk out" an OBJ
noxious motion, spoke for nine hours
and half.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
First District Court.

In Ahe case of the United States
against Alexander Perry, the trial Yves
concluded yesterday, the jury returning
verdict of mot guilty"
The Grand Jury reported three in
dictments found under the laws of the
United States. ~
Order was entered for the pub
LEGATION of the deposition of the
case of William L. Grey VS.. Anna Grey.
Order made that the Marshal bring
Annie Stieger and John Doe Steiger
from the Penitentiary to be arraIgHed
on December 9Th; the former for forni.
cation and the latter on charge of
adultery. Also Hans Funk as witness
in the case of the United States vs.. Will
lam Grifiiths.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
Gems of Thought.


Fear in prosperity, hope in adversely
The Lord will provide
all things are good to him who knows
how to use them.
BY labor thou shalt conquer.
a strong heart and determined
purpose will accomplish much.
Be rather than seem.
Repel adversely by courage.
Be alive, not dormant.
With God for guide nothing can hurt.
BE conquers who endures. -.
For God, my country and my friends.
Yield not to misfortunes but oppose
them
To the faithful reward is certain.
Work itself is pleasure.
Nothing is difficult to the brave.
Heis prudent who is patient.
The assiduous becomes the wise man.
l show, but sham not.
Pray and labor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
Utah & Nevada RV.
On AND hIEk
MONDAY, OCT. 10th, 1887,

AONUAY, OCI. 10Th, 1897,
The Utah 4 Nevada Railway will run II
trains daily Sundays excepted)
as follows:
For Terminus, Garfield Beach and
intermediate Stations.
Leave Salt Lake City at.........s.15 Sam.
Arrive Al Garfield Beach at..9.95a m
Arrive at Terminus st............. II Is an.
For Salt Lake City aud 1ntsrmsdIata
Stations.
Leave Terminus at. .............,.2.4 As p IN.
Leave Garfield Beach at......... $50 pm
ArrIYe at Salt Lake City st. ....... $40 pm.
Fare to Garfield Beach and RetuxAs
only 60 Goats
Special Trains may be chartered at 8 nou--
tnal sum and made ready st short nosiee.
g. F. RsNTON, WV, RITTER,
6. T. aud P. 4, 8upS
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The Only Line Between the West and
the East Running Through
Salt Lake City,
PULLMAN
BUFFET & SLEEPING CARS

On all ThrousI passenger Trains
fR-The Only Line from Salt Lake "a
S~C City Running SLEEPING CARS-<gA
R@-FREE for the use of Passengers IA
ENE-hoiding Second Class and Emt--$sA
So grant Tickets. IN
Two Through Trains Run Daily
Zach Way.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04

ATLANTIC MAIL.
Leaves Ogden at g. Dam; Salt Lake City
at 1910 am.
ATLANTIC EXPRESS.
Leaves Ogden at $50 pm; Salt Lake City
at lO.S pm. Both trains make direct coz
nect1ons at Pueblo and Denver for Kansas
City, Omaha, and all points East.
PACIFIC EXPRESS
pArriyes In Salt Lake City at e.35 am.
Ogden at s 90 am: making direct connec-
ton with the Central Pacific trains at 0g-
den, for all points West
PACIFIC MAIL.
Arrives in Salt Lake City at 800 pm; Og-
den at 7.2ep N.
LOCAL TRAINS.
Lesve Salt Lake City for Bingham and
Wasatch at 7.15 am; for Ogden at $40
an. and 500 pm.
Arrives in Salt Lake City from Bling ham
and WaSatch ct 4.50 pm; from Ogden st
go am. and 10 50p.m.
Tickets for sill points East and West can be
purchased at the Depot Office and City
Ticket Office, White House Corner, salt Lake
City "
y. H. BEN n EFT.
Gen. Pass, and TIT Ag'k
D. @. DODGE, Gent Manager.
". II. BANCROFT, Gen1 Supt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
The Ladies' Column.

SIMPLE DRoDoRIsERs-Coffeep pounded
in mortar and roasted on an iron
plate, sugar burned on hot Goals, and
vinegar boiled with myrrh and sprin
kied on the floor and furnitures of a
sick room, are excellent deodorisers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
Personal Points .

Ex-PRosEouTIEG ATTORNEY W. H,
DIoKsoF is in town.
LAWYER KIRKPATRICK, of Salt Lake,
is in the city on legal business.
ATTORNEY ARTHUR Brown, of the
Capitol, is attending the First District
Court.
DE-. J. x. ALLEN boarded the northei n
train Yesterday, bound for Preston,
Idaho, on professional business.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04

Luxury and Health Combined
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-12-04
a WINrRY "sNIP.'

If brevltF's the soul of wit,
Conscience is also
The soul of wisdom, so I've writ
A wintry "snip" below.
And though the slandrous tongue may say
Our blooming wits united,
We sill can point moral gay,
And exc adorn q slide.
Caesar Scott! Dunner und Blitzenl
Be no longer sold,
'Tis cherries winter, put your wits on,
TITS Jolly, jolly cold.
So Founders, you take my tip.
A shawl place round your throat;
And, thong h you Ike wintry Snip
You buy big topcoat-