The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-12-03

81 have been selling Simmons Liver Re-
guator Tor the past six years. My custom
erspronounce ii the best ever used. One
of my customers whose health was in a
wretched condition from n very bad and
stubborn case OF Dyspepsia, used the Re-
gulator and was entirely cured. | am us
ing it myself for Torpid LIVER, caused by
ilose confinement. find nothing to equal
ct aud highly recommend its use. Respect
fully &C. r. Hisey, Druggist, Edin-
burg, Va
WHY is a small boy like drum? Be
cause the harder you beat it the more noise
it makes.
The worst feature about catarrh is its dan
gerous tendency to consumption. Hoods
Sarsaparilla cures catarrh by purifying the
blood.
-lFants the earth-a corpse,
-Tou can smell some mems ''smiles,"
even when You can't see them.
-"Good sport, Tommy?" Oh, fair.
Shot a COW and an old woman Both doing
WELL"
have not used all of one bottle yet. suf-
fered from catarrh for twelve years, expert
encing the nauseaing droppinS in the throat
peculiar to thai disease,and nose bleed almost
daily. tried varous remedies without bene-
ut until last April when saw Ely's Cream
Balm advertised in the Boston BUDGET /
procured n bottle, ard since the first days
use have had no more blceding-the sore
ness is entirely gone.-D. G. Davidson, with
the Boston BUDGET, lormeIy with Boston
JOURNAL.
The New Orleans Picdyune wants Nor
thern base ball players to come South dur
inc the winter And nferentially to bring
their vast audience with them.
For lame back, side or chest nse Shiloh's
Porous Plaster. Price p cents. Sold by
Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery, Weissports
The crying need of this country is
cigar that won't 60 out.
"A close call-When a girls mother
yells for her 10 come and hang out the
wash.
Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath
secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price
30 cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold by Dr.
Horn, Lehighton, and Biery, Weissport.
"A plumber Eever refuses the pipe of
peace. Remember this when the nipping
eold,weather comes on.
Group Whooping Cough and Bronchitis
Immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure
Sold by DIR, Horn, Lehighton, and Bicry.
Weissport.
The Canadians should put n custom
duty on American Aldermen. They rec
tainly come under the head of salable COM
modities,
That hacking cough can be so quickly
cured hy Shiloh's Cure. We guarantee it,
Sold 10y Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery,
Weissport.
-Barkeepcr-A triile of water in it, sir9
Customer-No, sir. My mouth is water
ing sufficiently to furnish the necessary
dilu.ion
John Donoghue's statue of Sullivan is
/ attracting great attention in Boston, al
though Mr.. Mitchell of England affirms
that it would be much more classical il the
arms were broken off.
-"Vhat in Tophet do they want match
es for?" This is an exclamation We heard
on the street the other day. II struck us as
: quite pertncut inquiry. Why should they
4 indeed?
MIR. Rothschilds-What is it Jeems?
Z Jeems-Ha gentleman hat the door,
+ sir.
: "H'hat name?'
, "'E says lis name his Jay Gould, sir"
. "My starsl Go tell him Europe is not for
!, sale"
-"The hour of reconing has come" said
4 the cashier, as he opened his books and
!. prepared to run up column of figures.