Telegram-herald., 1887-01-23


hope tae wofE 49, he pas4si l9fe al -
ths sptne Tue 49ss9s srs ves.tls
sla laa We 4ao-l 10 make las invest
usat
I4sr bosls t5le oat of mllo hafe
bsea ME taems oi tAe Joker who tells shout
tie iguorAnt party wno = sure " driok TIE
contents OF his but { heard htiie story o-
81 incaea. tAst happened sg q recent din-
nsr on sheldon. ST. wnich s0es - iilus,r-.e
thsi women have an eAtraoE3insry amount
Of tact always oa tap. among tic soesis
va wealthy llmoerman aud miner, ii-
deed he Was lhs hfs. - open TIE 0ogeolc
iron range and le = s0taew hat uncult0fed
and rough but with hear. OF pure gold
Whsn uuesr bowls were placed GA ne
ta0is aiter the game course there Wa
slice II lemon 70 each of them. Taxing
the contents Of tie bowls f0r lemonade ihe
lum0ermsn promptly drank Il OF 30
body bat the hostess saw hiE. Vu'cE - &
dash she si,naled . the servants aud every
bowl on the table was removed, ant -
th.s dav tie guests do not know WHY, nor
does the lumoermsn imagine that any
thing OUT Of the wsy occurred.
A fellow named Paterson. who believe
used 10 dub himself Bishop here, the ex-
posure Of whose silly, not 70 say vile pFac-
tices IN this city 6y the EIEsRAH-HERALp
has driven olt OF town, is writing letters
here threatening libel suits. Il the poor
long niskereI dead bea. and fool viii
come back here and begin his suits, fancy
he viii wish he bad never been born.
what is Tyson in mawning Tor. do Won
know
ITS eithaw faw his bwoihaw aw his
dawg. one of EN- died lawst week, but
weally fawget which it was. I0'ea Topics
In an alleged interview with crippled
inmate OF the Soldiers Home, a Grand
Rapids correspondent, OF the Lansing Re
o,,5Icaa. quotes him as saying, There is
not = woman OF single ray Of anything
| ike home comfort anywhere Poor 'el
low. its too bad. The matter should b'
brought 10 tho attention Of the State Legis
lature. as they might be charitable enough
to pass a bill authorizing the consolidation
OF the Home and the State lndustria
| school Tor Girls, IS means Of remedying
the difficulty.
! was standing IL a popular Canai-st
drug store the other evening when well
known society man, who belongs 10 pop
ular club. entered lie sided up to th
clerk and whispered something in his ear
at the sanio time blushins. The clerk DIS
appeared with the gentleman in the bac
room and the latter soon walked briskl
out. When the clerk returned, said, in
Joking manner: "Wel. di1 he take tire
fingers"
Three -,7 remarked the clerk in
brutal way, he bought 4 box of FAC
powder and a vial of rouge"
+ i +
There is q well known travelling man II
siding on PaTis-sve., whose visits 20 h
family are limited to Sundays only. He
the proud father of four -yesr-old little fe
low. but sometimes finds It necessary {
: chasiise him. A couple Of Sundays a.
he juvenile came rushing up stairs
mama's bedside. with great big tears strean
- ing down his ace, while his chubby littl
. 6sts were iammed INTO his eyes to stop th
? brinv how. Being asked what the matte
3 was be replied. between bis sobs Muffin
e only that man that stays With you sunday
licked me" Poor boy, his father IS no
home often enough for bis offspring to b.
, come acquainted with him.
{ Reported by Tom Topics from the hnic'
erbocker Club:
' DO you notice how vulgar Gwimshs
' has been getting lately7 Why, the fella
p cusses ike coalheavaw."
s Il have-aw-noticed it. TO be shush. +
must be going cwazy. hay? An dwihkir
. too much2'
Nav. don't think is that But he
been vunning with a lot of cussed AmeN
c cans. ;haf have nevaw been ovaw q
n rataw, and ne lost al lis selt-wespecL'
o 10 you know as is becoming someihi
u OF ? club t0wn' Since the magnificent npe
e. ;nc Of ths beautiful home olthe O-Wash-i
% Vonys tbemenbers Of bc.h the Peninsu
anil The new club have quito awakened 20 9
+, fsct tha, their club houses are deal mo
3 attractive than the oosiest hsr or the mc
r. GORGEOUS billiard rar.or. Many Of the q
4 members o. the Peninsula have renew
e taeir loyalty 70 that disniaei institution
S. j. amused. me the other night TO :
4 Major A. r. Wetson ~ ths gymnasium
r he O.W-sb-la- Nong He swuug on 9
f. avinr rnrs Toe whole length % the b
70 and then sn up he spring b0arl @
vsal,ed ever The Jack" hse a boy
-rteen I.G Danton-tro or three tin
d a gran dfat1er came - ahnle while aft
ss ward and TUNED a somerssat over
ss sonzon-al 5ar. rdeTe are 10 boys ike :
81 old bosA
v
s. have quite a little budget from The
wash -ia-Sanss this morning NJ. kn
ril tomo.row nignt form several classes
m gvmnast g AMI a. members uho desire
- io.n shoul5 BE- St the ciun rooms. 2
= r~onhle riIh smster-s ~lo unisrake 81
- nas.ies Ess In tie ia shat thsy are v