The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-12-08
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us t8ss snsstgipleoc shsrs yos ieit iheH
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A Yuaas isdy corespcndeni wants Y
lnos bow the nsn tell lraly good nan
Thsl afpspds great deal upon shat shs
vsEis " tell hies.
ssshy ssss that "soihipg psils tnsn
do.e lite whisisy~ We have siso been
lcia thst pathins "sleystes7 man iiss
shi,key
In Faisg 10 leave. mum u What
faf = sri ssre have dope all the wori
myseif 10 ufder 10 keep girl well,
nam. tao aats ~ not done 10 suii the,
Old lady loo her var 10 church,
Dssb'i Yoa know. iiiiie boys, that ~
wicked b. plsy ball sandAy Latte boy
wesini plsyin', we've Only prsc'ieln foi
isrmorters Eanr
a rooster that sirums 90 the piano ~
essiilsg tie people 81 Salem. i'll. :" There
Is 1ns thisg 10 be s.id in favor Of such Q
ri.na player The rooster goes TO bed a,
sundo9n.
Lien.enapt Bangs registering at Los
Ang les hoiel)i What's q good room
south :" Clerk Rooms are worth 50
nos, bat prices may advance during the
tight
IL doesnt take Northern invalid
very long 10 get veil 10 FLORIDA. When
,he iifsi weeks hotel bin is presented he
generally says IL guess I'm well enough
10 start for home this afternoon.
Lady "And 40 you left your sitna.
ton through having words With your mis-
trees swell cook; "Well, m, not
words --n not sdzae,iy What you might call
words. m on'y spoke 10 'er AS one
lady nigh. speak TO smother"
ITO shat do you attribute the curs-
tive properties OF your springs 2 asked
visitor at health resort. Well an
swered the proprietor, ,houghtiully, 81
/ guess The Advertising I've done has bad
something to do with IT. "
A reporter 10 describing the murder
o. mau named Jorkins, said: ''Ihe
murderer was evidently 10 quest Of money
bnt luckily Mr.. Jorkius bad deposited all
bis fands 10 the back the day before, SO
he lost nothing but his life.
--"Ihrfe is one thing | cant under
stand, be began, when bis wife interrupts
ed han with "Ooly one thing my dear 2
she stands 10 Amusement, aud be fired his
paper across the room aud exchanged
slippers for boots
First anarchist: "Now we have go
out into the suburbs away from the po
lice; let's uniarl our red flag Second
anstchis NO. no, don't Well BE-
killed Ea What's the matter ?
"There's bail 10 that lot
Burdrte; The tiny little wren lives
three years, the thrush ten the lark thir
teen, the common hen OF commerce ten,
the boarding house brand seventy five,
the cros 100, and the English sparrow is
immortal
&c soFge, she said, aud her manner
betrayed auSleiy, what has come over
papa l4tsiy lilo treats you coldly and
evidently tIirs TO avoid you "He Dor
rowei $40 Of mc a couple OF weeks ago.
explained George.
la Tue Alps The guide leads cou-
pie 20 the edge Of irishiiul precipice. and
thea says 10 mournfnl tone ii brought
gentleman aud wife here last year. The
lady leapcd over too far and disappeared.
The gentlemen said !, was one OF the I'm
est views he had ever. seen.
Second husband 10 wife)' l was al
the cemetery today, my dear, and found
your iormer husbands grave in very bad
condition. Wife Il suppose l, is. Sec
ond 10 baud Yes. the inscription "Gone
but not lursoltsu" is nearly oyergrowu
viii grass.
"A particular 1ll gentleman, pulling
something uut of bis soup that should not
have b.A l4ciu led amuug the other in-
ereai .ut.. thus addressed bis cook 'Jo- |
sephrpe am much obliged for your
thousbtiu arps, but next time please Civ |
IL b. nv ~ a eAet
--Iarnksy to fearful young woman
You iut.nd this bouquet, OF course, fc'
thai poor Old woman who was brought
here for stealing sack oi -four for her
staiyiag family" fearful yonog woman
liualipaauit)! mo. indeed Take 1t 10
.ha, poor, dear nan who Killed his iathsi
aud molhsr sud sir children aud then
barred lhe bonse down.
Franklin, said the professor, who
was about 20 Introduce Prof. Morse to
the ala Dui OF a western college, Frank
iin dres Tue Tightening from heaven and
controlled its poser to harm, but II was
lell 10 Pot. Morse. gentlemen, to-" puz
xled 10 knos exactly What TO say,
VAS l,ii 10 Prof Morse, g,n,lenen. to-
reduce IL 10 horn bltal position.
So The Worcester Gszeile recalls slo' |
~ about NV Haven belle. who. with
friend. aas rasslos group Of undergrad
aaie ioestsrs Ga the college fence, when |
one 81 ibe youths reGarkcd 10 All under
,one. bat loud enough 10 be heard by the
pssses. '.ii s-n.ty ~. Beauty" 10
which c.mc ibr prompt response from
The New Haven girl, % doabls-o b-y-by,
Booty. aad tle yoaus man pat away bis
ofihograpby tail itc ress Of the fellows
got owes lAug biag