New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-17
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

4 very happy yachtsman suggests that the Scotch
yacht Thistle Will again be competitor for the
Americas cup next year, but that she VIII carry to-
matoes ballast that she VIII catch up" To tho
Yankee -loop Al We have to say is that man who
can make such suggestion ought to join the Saf ot
"London Punch"
Applicant for Worl-Do you want to employ any
propretor-Yes, believe We are little short.
Applicant ought to- I've worked at IT ns
twenty years and / can bring YOU recommendations
from every mau over worked for.
Troprctor-Cant YOU como In again The Office
boy Is out just now and the potter and the private
Waterman are holding labor meeting III stare
your case to thcm when they are disengascd, and u
they are willing | shall be glad to hire you. ., Bus
tho consent Of the private Waterman and the porter
I'm somewhat In doubt about n9 once 90 BOY harm hg 10
oall again (lOston transcript
Murat IIaIstcads mo,her-lnlaw Is credited with
saving that no Democrat until no marr'od her
daughter We'll, tho chance should have been forcseoh'
for are not Republicans tho strongest supporters OF an
lndssoublc Unlonl
\ Cautions Analy,is.-''I have letter of intro
duction to Mr. samuel slump, sau St9"S". u, !" ,a
is a man Of drinking habits ," , .,,o.,..,,,,,,
copiously, IL wouldn't go 20 fur ~ 10 say that sam
hard rinker but reckon YOU ask G am TO go
an take suthin' yon wont nave TO bu'l" hfo u'uo'
him to git him started "-,TidBts.
rrc Paris edition OF Tho Now York Herald" Is no,
An i've newspaper. In fact II would seem to
cuntan about fourth much matter a. any ono OF
the Now-Yo cent afternoon papers Nevertheless.
Il Is DR. bly, In the way of news, the best thing IN farS
Tho Philadelphia North American" says that "InSur-
anco Agent Adams has been waiting for fifteen years
Tor letter which has lust reached him The sender must
sinwps ON the letter. but ii doesn't seem fifteen years
since such stamps were introduced -kNorrstown
Herald.
Tho classical Boston rapcrs now print the word
"boo,ao" without using quotation marks thus lecoS
nning it "a good dictionary word The time may
vet como whom they VIII recognize that fine old
Knlckcrbockcr word dominic.
one cannot help plying the unfort innate Frenehmen
who arc grd tobuy their dccorath IN ms country
no Caiarcl could make living IN scl!Es medals ana
ribbons All ono has to do nero Il 10 tc cn s'uo
or get elected to tho Common Council Pc haps,
however someone viii retort that III the at.er sso
tho medal IA got by purchase Bu, such SUGGESTION
/. not only unwar anied: IL Is ungenerous Common
council men invariably chosen sponi aneonsly We
know, because we have heard them say 50 themselves
-(BOstOn Transcript.
An Injunction against the use OF toboggan slid,
on tho stage IL a sill perry undertaking popularity
about it is that viii cnablc tho lawyers to slide up
~ easily a. down 1t.
Dangerous Lit aturc.-Omaha man-S0 you are u
Norman wife. eh Kept n prisoner, 1 supposed
Norman wifc-oh, no, you 500 no ono Is watching
now.
NO indeed: 20 whoio please and when please y
Il did think Of 1t once but my husband bought mo
gentio newspapers and after read them changed
my mind"
CHI What nd you find In tho newspapers"
"Not much Of anything except reports OF divorces,
cruelty neglect and wife beatings."-t Omaha World
A queer evangelist known as weeping joe IL
holding revivas In Indiana, no is very much Of tho
sam Jones type Of man. only moro 40 In tho middae
Of his the other day no suddenly paused.
jumped out of an open window, and a moment after
came In at the door Ho did this to illustrate point