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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
Disorders Which Affect the Kidneys

among formidable known. Diabetes Brighrs
disease gravel complaints Of the urinary organs
ordinarily cured but they may DO
avertod by timely medication useful stmuant of the
urinary glands found in Hoseters Stomach
Bitiers medicine which not only affords the requisite
when they become inactive but
vgor ecrettve BY the act ty Of the
kidneys bladder this medicine has addt ona effect
Of expellng from tho blood impurities which is the
peculiar ofoe organs eimin pass OIL The
Btters is also purifier nd strengthener bowels
IMMIGRANT of the stomach and matchiess remedy
biIiousncss and 1t oounteracts tendency
premature decay and aud comforts the aged and
ndrm.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
THE BALTIMORE AND OHIO.
,,.yv p,,MoRs IN REGARD TO THE DEAL

LOOM Mn. pRopsT. MR. DREXEIr AND Mr..
MORGAN MR. DEPEw HAS NOTHING TO SAY.
There were, the usual number and variety OF rumors
.hon, the baltimore and Ohio deal in Nall Street
yesterday. but when they were not vague they were
promptly denied. A Wall Street newspaper st Ia
ut lain d. Probst was associated with the ives
Stavuer syndicate but Mr.. Probst who had lust re-
tnr9ed from acatiOn trip denied that ne Knew any
thing whatever about the alleged neg9nntohss pan
renort that the Atchison, Topeka and Santa re ha-
road Company had bought the control 10 1orin
through line TO the Eastern seaboard was GeDleu ~
private dispatches received from President S'rons III
Another story that was put in circulation was thdt
Mr. Garrett had been i'll cCnsnltaticn Win A. .,
Drsxel in PHILADELPHIA and that when tDe foIer
was over Mr. Garrett. had started for Baumoro anu
Mr. Drexel tol New-York IT was sau I tact MI
9ea ~ Is n here IN the afternoon with George W.
Chds In response to INQUIRIES e nc and the Bslti
nothing in the stories abont TINS t urn en- rim and
more and Ohio came on III tno o'"0 'i" ~
7 Pemont Morgan said to a TRIBUNE reporter
who asked ii he had any interest in the Baltimore ana
Ohio q DEAL will tell yon now once LOT an tnat
neither Drexel, Morgan 81 Co. nor Drexei 20 nor
any member of either firm mas any & cyntrn
direct or remote in ans negotiations ior the conro!
OF the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. Is that
snficientIy explicit ~
Central was busy all the morning yesterday Mt Inc
Grand Central Station apd after basking tor while
in the wit and wisdom that spanked IN the anttroom
TRIBUNE reporter sent in this note TO tne president
twill Mr. Depew kindly inform THE TRIBUNE IL
the New York Central Railroad or the VanderbiIt IN
e has any connection with or is back OF the Ives
Stayner option on the Baltimore and Ohio Does Mr.;
Depew know of any important financial or raiiroad
interest which is packing the new peoplei II an a
alive answer IL given these inquiries the reporter
would like TO wait TO see Mr.. Depew,
The answer cane back promptly lie heed ho'
wait" IN, :. ho
Another railroad president who was asked II ne
could mpart an, Information in regard to the deal
remarked with some aSperity nave nei ;dea
knowledpe nor interest. is preposerous this ldea
OF selling great roroad property like the baltimore
and Ohio on buyer .hree option
PHILADELPHIA, March 1o-Roocrt Garrett lett more ior
Baltimore this afternoon.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
ton of Julv4 on larger scale than last rear Mee'nA
viii be hold on each Friday night
NATIONAL CAPITAL TOPICS.
WHO THE COMMISSIONERS WILL BE.

THREE NAMES DECIDED UPoN-MR fAIRChlLD
COMING PROMOTION.
WASHINGTON, March 10 (Speeiab.-It is concedeo tna'
the President has decided upon three OF the
Commissioners and is awaiting the selection OF te TO
naming two before announcing all the appointments TO
eether The three already decided upon are W. IL MOT
rison of Illinois, Democrat; Judge Cooley OF Michigan
Republican and exReprcsentative Bragg, OF Aiaoan"
Democrat The report that Judge Devons OF 'e Mass"
chusetts Supreme Court has been suggested py
poh,nson "a not credited Another Massachusetts man
whose name is suggested is State Commissioner W. T.
Kinsley 1t is generally understood that Governor no
bnson has undertaken the task Of finding Massachu
sets Republican who will accept
A Star reporter was informed today by a Democrat
of that the President has determined 10 P
point Assistant Secretary Farchild secretary OF ,ne
Treasury and Colonel Morrison chairman OF the inter
state Commission. Speaker Carlisle was 0nered .ne
Secretaryship of the Treasury, but he declined ir
Carlisle is poor man. and 10 is understood among his
friends that he thought Cabinet position would entail
social obligations which would be more expensive thah
he could afford.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20


Ripley ROY yesterday received 1898 iof the Beecher Me
mortal Fund.
Pren,iss Muord IS TO deliver four lectures Monday
Business MOmcu's u0u.NO ~ NiAOughby
St Tomorrow night he will discuss The Laws Of Health
and Beauty March - Mental lntemperance Aprl I
Force and how got IT, and Apr IL Tho Laws Of Mar
tiage.'
Mayor whitney again urged Yesterday by delegation
pAirOmcn oppose the bill before tie Legislature
creasing pOcemens salaries To $1,000 81 100 and -2UO
a year refused to make promise but thought all
such matters better be left 10 the Board OF Estimate
william Hack. eighteen &. being sued for divorce In
the city Court by his sIteeyeatsold wife Ihoy wcro
married last fall. but only lived together two months
Mile Emma Miranda. the trapeze performer who fel hty
while performing the brooklyn Museum Friday
night reported to be much better yesterday she Is s
confined 10 her room.
partition suit Of the Macomber estate which from
MacOnber rquare east 10 Hudson between Dck alb and
Fulton has been brought ia the supreme Court by Mary
L. O. Flynn against George A. Powers and Half
million dollars IL involved IN the case.
The German Roman Catholics Of the Eighteenth Ward have
secured site IN CenTal.ave. near COyent st. which
they Will build $500 frame ehurh Work viii be
started at once.
John w. Holmes OF the STANDARD Museum going To busd
theatre at No. 3J5 Jays IT WILL $4,000 Work
Will be begun about May J.
Leah Theresa Osa rather prcpOssessng brunette about
eighteen old has been missing from her home
nesday She the adopted daug htcr VI nj. ami Hutch
ms No. 81 south fOurthst.
Tho Charities Commissioners yesterday decided not 10
copt the nvo temporary buildings which Contractor Hart
claims 10 have completed at 81. JOhniand.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
THE RAILROADS OF NEw.HAMPsHIRE.


BOSTON, March 10 tspeciab Prom the annual report
AZ the New-Hampshire Railway Commissioners, when
viii soon be issued appears that the first cost OF 'e
railroads of NewHampshire up to the time wheh tiey
could fairly be said 10 be completed was about
a5 600 600 OF this amount about 100000 has never
paid any dividends and most of it has been irrecover
ably lost in the reorganization ana Trans
fers which have followed the bankruptcy
of the corporations that constructed the roads Inc
Central Contoocook Valley. Concord and Claremont;
Sullivan Concord and Portsmouth. Manchester and
Keene Nashua and Acton, Dover and WlnnlpesanKee,
Peterborough and shirley, Asbueot and Portland and
OgdensDurg have AZ been trcnsh eanSfup'9y ana ,S
CONWAY Boston, Concord and Montreal, and
Cheshire are still waiting for Interest upon
roads making returns the board as appears upon te
books of the corporations 500 Ga Out OF THIS
fully onehalf represents expenditures III other states
and the cost of railroad property i'll New Hampshire IN
its present the owners Is about oOoou
me CAPITAL stock of all the corporations reporting is
$40 col 742 "a, the funded debt S25o75l0o ana the
floating Indebtedness IS 060i2 90; total iabihy OF
1852, 20 80.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
npxy1yc STATEMENTS MADE IN BOSTON.

BOSTON March 10 (Speciab.-John d. Morton. OF No.
ISL ,flkst has received the following from E. C. Bene-
dict * Co., of New-YOrk:
rARsII: recent Boston paper reports meeting OF the
Roston Association over which yun pre-
sided In the report notice statement made 10y MI D.
Smith gentlemen interested III the bosppn
HooSac Tunnel and Western Railroad Company are also
unanimously In favor the plans for the new road IRON
the different gentlemen and firms who are thus inteIes1e
Among the latter appears Doubtless MI smith Is
an esiimable and did not Intentionally make mis-
statement probably preaching hs sermon RON .en'
sisfh of the Boston Tunnel and Western properly
& opposed whole business and we have
good believe that fully half OF the other
e aonav opposed 10 IT, the state OF Massachusetts ex
over S25 than have her commerce pd
yersely affected by building the mountain We 90 nov
,ronose 10 re eel business intelligence by joining
IN this chimerica scheme it is scheme OF "a
pnon ~ bid the Boston, Hoosac Tunnel ana
western Railroad which bid. although IN our luagment
sneSsonae WAS about double the amount stated by MI
snffl
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
wEsTCHEsTER COUNTY

NEW RocnRfLE-Thrce old residents OF orh At Ala, nm
Friday: Zalmon Bonnet, age sIghty-two wears Nina
months John sohalbere. eghytwO years eloyen month";
and George q. sickles eighty sI years. five mon ihs
ELmsFoKD-Three oyster and fruit poders quarreed on
Friday night They drove under Tho shed OF Ledger
House began drinking and throwing dice for ,no,
Morris Jacobs the fruit wonder OF No West Fotiy
At exhausted the capital OF the oyster yendsr
shed to drive home While there was sol upon
y the Others with clubs snd s
money tax him. He Is IN Cor
oner Purdy took his ante norton statement uis skui IN
fractured and he will probably die
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20

State bonds were dull Tannessoe Virginia and Georgia
conso a. steady 1873 or city bank stocks Amer
lean sold 1851 at l77ia American Exchange QO at l4O
Metropolitan t50) at 81 L and Republic 900 at l3s
Only moderate business was done In railway bonds
but prices were trm Erie second Us sold at 99hevoS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
NO MORE POWDER FOR sALUTEs.

WASHINGTON, March ia general order just published
by the War Department directs the dsconnuance OF the
practice Of firing morning and evening gun Mt military
posts except tho United States Military Academy fot
Monroe, Va, and Fort Leavenworth, Kan. The rea
%, tho iSsue NJ te order the fact that the supply OF
powder remaining the close OF the war OF the eDeon
which has been used for this purpose of hrng saues mas
been exhausted and the Ordnance Department Is WIFI
out funds to purchase fresh supply.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
LONG ISLAND.

Howell estate at BeP"t l. was sold Yesterday by sera
afed between country seats OF John Otis and Franc
and running the main country TO he Great
Paw was sold John A. Pattcn. n real estate age, ~,
S2f 600 Tract No. comprising the homestead ana uon
land was bought by Charles Howell, for sl.yOO ~ "oo'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
BANKING AND EININCI1L.
THE INTERSTATE COMMERCE ACT.

An analysis of Its provisions and OF the obligations in
Cured under thom constitutional questions In rela
ton thereto with full text Of the bill BY John H. DOS
Passes. OF the New-York Bar Volume NO ~ Ill the
Questions OF the Day" Emo cloth. 81 70
G.. T. PUTSAMs Sons
% and 90 West 23d St, New-York
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
ARRANGING FOR A NEW TRUNK LINE

PuIsBUKG, March 10 (y~eaD.-Ihonas N. hing'
,econd vcepresdent of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
came to Pittsburg to-day TO arrange for
the completing link OF a new trunk line from
the lakes to the seaboard Dir. King brought
with him elaborate plans for an immense new elevator
TO be bull, at once the docks at Fairport Ralph H.
Paige said "we will now have the greatest terminal
facilities of any port along the lakes There not finer
natural harbor along the lakes than Fairport We will
have three miles OF docks. The natural depth OF the
water Is from seventeen twenty-five feet This season
we expect to for tons OF and 100000
tons OF coal The distance from Duluth via FarOrt and
over railroads Baltimore is the shortest route 10 tide
water which has yet been secured The new trunk line
composed of the Baltimore and Ohio, Pittsburg and
Western and Pittsburg gainesville and Farport Rail.
roads is thus formed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
ORGANIZATION WILL NOW BEGIN IN EARNEST.

WASHINGTON, March 19-Actng Secretary faifchlm
has issued circular to customs officers pronulgauhg
the recent act Of Congress authorizing the President 10
protect the rights OF American fishing vessels, American
fishermen and American trading and other vessels In
certain cases." etc. and the act relating to the import
ing and landing mackerel caught during the spawn
ing season. and calling particular attention TO their pro
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
HOME NEWS.
PROMINENT ARRIvALa

Etv York Ho.stD Lynch prnge 81
the Interior Itfh Avenue Hotei-A Drexet OF Phn
depha and ex.Congressman II. o. Burleigh OF wnenAi'
" Windsor Hokl-James J. Belden OF
Breroor House-Judge s. b. Beardsley, OF <dsepo eonn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
AN ORDER IN THE STEWART WILL CASE.

the suit brought by Prescott Hall Butler against er
Judge Henry Hilton the will OF Mrs A T.
stewart aside Justice Patterson In the supreme Court
Chambers order that OF the
summons upon Charles j. Cnch nephew and OF the
executors Mrs stewart and his wife. Mrs lila Cnch,
two defendants who In France DO made by publ
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
ALONG THE SOUND.

sTRATToRDThe $40 yesterday taken from chest by
children Church school will bo de Ia
scholarshp Reno Texas The ladies Of tho church ar
Wor king colOred mission In Virginia
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20

NO MONEY TO PAY JURORS OR WITNESSES
United Marshal McMahon has
Washington that the failure of the Deficiency bill will
prevent ts payment Of jurors and witnesses
presde jury trials until there IL money pay
iur0rA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20

Tomorrow viii he tho feast Of benedict fhe founder NJ
the eneiIcne order The IT Nara Abbcv vi
be unusually impressive the formal nsiaatn1 OF Raw
Dr. Plraenglc abbot OF 81. Marys Occurs then. - awe
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20

PREPARING EARLY FOE INDEPENDENCE DAY.
The Harlem Independents Day Association on Friday
night adopted b1ays ssd formed organization
a. n Underhl elected pIesdent J. H. Bcgart,
tuy. aod Dr. n B,ockway. treasurer. An executive com
tee MA elected toward the oelebra
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
NEVIS from THE SUBURBS
JERSEY CITY.
NEWARK

Mrs Elizabeth Riley, sixty Of No. PIG Railroad ave
died yesterday IN tho city Hospital from tho effects of burns
received Wednesday.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
MARINB IyTBLLIGENOA
MINIATURES ALMANAC

TO-DAY.
sunrlsss. SO ssts 60s Moon rise 402 Moons arc 20
HIGH WATER
l.M-sandy HOOK. Sol Gov lard S:iS Hell Cats. 3:sa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
Ayers Sarsaparilla;

Prepared by Dr. J. G. Aver Co., Lowell. Mass Sold By all
Druggs,s. Price. 81; SIX bottles -.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
The Great Success

Ayers sarsapaa duo to tho fact that 1t meets tho
people, being economical to use and always re
Its ingredients tho BEST and their
combination OF profound study and skill Thus for
all diseases originating Impure blood Ayers snrsapariia
stands unrivalod.
blood purifier and general buidcrup OF tho system
says Eugene l. H NJ. d., 1871 sixthave, N Y. Il have
mover found anything to equal Ayers sarsaparilla"
Mrs Eliza A. cough Matron OF tho NJ. f. Seminary, TIL
ton ~ H. writes: Every and spring my family.
including myself uso bottles of Ayers sarsapar
Expcricnco has convinced that powerful dpuri
fer 4, is superior to any preparation of sarsapar
Ayers sarsaparila gives better satisfaction than any
other blood medicine handle"-Geo W. Whitman. Albany
Indiana
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20

surplus. s7,V9s 800 81 335.3j Dec. $4,000
The Clearing House statement to-day follows:
Exchanges. Ss51Il ,362; balances. Sl,229.660. For
the week: Exchanges, S62s,3l1,362; balances
S29,16j,712
Money was easy at fig and under; common rate ut
about and exceptional at per cent. closing offered nc
per cent The subTreasUTy was debtor at the Clear
ing House $G23 iG0 and 1t reduced 1000 trade dollars
The customs receipts reported Washington today were
eGl GGB and the internal receipts S3526S5
Treasury received $4,000 National bank
notes redemption and the receipts for the week were as
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20
The Brand on Cain

II Won are bilious take Dr. Perce's Pleasant Iutgat
pclles the original Little Liver Pis vi All urugS's
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20

March ~ March 49, Differences.
Loans . $3.50 SOL. 900 1868 ~ 800 Dec. $3.50 900
Specie ....... 81 10000 s2,S52600 Dec LAS. 100
Legal tenders.. 1892 900 2OOi99D0 Inc. 10000
Deposits.... 3S4 Isl. 900 1872 600 Dec. 2O364OO
CIrculatOn...... 1.ObIoOO 'o0SSVo DOC o'oVV
following shows the relation between the total reserves
and the total deposits at the respective dates;
Specie .... SS41OO1OO $S2.s52.GO0 Dec. 81 2lsl00
Legaltenders... l09i2,SOO 2OOlS,oOO Inc. 9oVOV
Total reserve slOI 600 slO2S7l,5OO Dec $ll72l00
Reserve required - 80 $4,000 .oo, 500
agst deposits. 96.Ol5.2oO oo.036.loO Dec. oo3loo
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-20

Refined Oh was unchanged at J's cents pei saIlOn'
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-11-25

general convention. He wanted its ap-
pointment left to the master workman.
While this was not done by the conven-
ton, the opposition received a rebuke in
the action of the body in cutting down
the number of the board from six to four,
which meant that both BARRY and BAIL
Ely would lose their places on the board.
Mr.. PowDERLY expressed himself as thor
oughly satisfied with the work of the as
semhly, and considered himself vindieated.
The dissenters in their Chicago procla-
nation declare themselves independent of
the order, and after recitiug the reasons ac-
tuatiug them, call for the opinions of all
of the assemblies on the question of q for
nation of new order. The Knights of
Labor rs an organization, through its
leaders, is charged with jobbery, usurpa-
ton of power, violation of laws, extraya-
ganee and everything else in the category
of sin and corruption.
Ii is doubtful if the movement toward
Reorganization will amount to much more
than the formal complaint of the discontents
published in their call Mr.. POwDERLY
has proven himself clear. headed, reason
able and Just leader, and has done more TO
make the order what it is than any half
dozen men in it. In almost every instance
where he has been overruled has the order
been brought into diSrepute by the ill-ad-
yiSed and hasty action of Others, and in
many instances where his judgment and
sense OF right has prevailed has the order
been strengthened by popular credit being
given to mis- fairness and desire to do right
OF course there are many things in the
management OF the affairs of so large an
organization that appear loose, and are not
satisfactory. 1t was clearly to remedy
these that Mr. POwDERLY laid his plans
for Capitalization. He believed that the
arbitrary rule of district masters and
walking delegates Injured more to the in
jury of the order than careful admiStra-
ton OF q responsible head, sober judgment
aud accurate knowledge Of the organic
principles underlying the order 1t is a
credit to the organization that the conser-
vatism of its Master Workman has been
sustained
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-11-25
4Important If True"
CoafeTJoHRl


The eminent editor of the Cincinnati
oommreial- Gazette, lifting up his voice in
warning concerning the election next year,
declares that eff the Confederate Democ-
racy win the war amendments Of the Con-
stitution are to be wiped ont, and we shall
have Confederate pensions and war claims
and war debts and gray-back system Of
finance"
This is one Of those things which may
appropriately be termed important If
true" But what assurance will the Com
mercidI- Gazette give us that il is true? We
are getting to be little wary about rely
ing on our Cincinnati contemporary 8
promises relative to such matters. 1t
promised that exactly the same things
should happen if Cleveland was elected in
1884, and not one of them has happened.
IL promised us furthermore that the bust
ness of the country should 90 TO smash,
and it hasn't gone to smash. 1t promised
us also that those Republicans who failed
TO vote for Mr.. Blaine three years ago
should be made white niggers, and they
have not been made white piggers.
Now, even the most credulOus will in
time become distTustful when his conf
deuce is repeatedly abused, and for one we
are free to say that we have arrived at that
point where we fatty refuse to commit our
faith to any more of the Commercial Ga
zette's promises until some of those which
we have heretofore so blindly trusted have
been fulfilled.
1t pains us to say this, because it is al
ways painful to have ones dslusiOns Of in
nocence and trust dispelled, but the truth
demands that it be said, and we are rs
deeply devoted to truth any day in the
week as our Cincinnati contemporary ia to
prophecy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-11-25
TwlSKS.

A messenger boys diary" Monday
hired; Tuesday tired; Wednesday fired. y
--N0cGrk Spday call
That puts a different face on 1t ~ rs
the small hoy said as his ball struck the
the clock dial-7trGS SJtiRgS
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but u
bicycle rider aCCumulates lots Of real es-
tate on his Niir0Ukcc journal
You seldom see q Kentucky man carry
ing an umbrella. He don't have to, he's
waterproof rORkcrS Statesman.
Three million women work for money
in this country. The other million make
the men work for t-SOmmsyriLie JoUn0i.
When the stove is clogged mp with clink-
era is il any wonder that the troubled
housewife exclaims, Crates caught?''-
Chicago Sun.
The cable report of RuSsia's olness to.
ward Germany is exceedingly probable.
Russia has bsen borrowing money OF Ger
many - Bo>ioa Giobc
Lady lin brlc-a. brac store)--Let me see
something handsome, but cheap
Clerk-Nes'm, something tor a wedding
present?-LorCH citizen.
\ Boston druggist has been fined $40 for
selling > cent cigar on Sunday. The
man who smoked the cigar recovered, or
the punishment would have been much
more severe NOTjSiOrR HydH.
"A fraud that didu't work" is the
heading OF newspaper article. They
don't generally .-TM Bits. Certainly not.
They 20 upon the Labor ticket rs the
WorkiugmNn's triends.-FM Rirer Id.
rIHCr
The H,raH SAYS: "Since March 20 eight
Octogpnarians have died on the road he
tween Sandwich and Yarmouth Cape
Cod octogenarians wOnld better take
warning and stay At home. 81 OSioa Trans
cript
Customer in restaurant Here. waiter
there's a hair in that soup.
Waiter Yes, sab. heard de cook say
only dis mOrnin'' dat it do beat all how
her In am comm out.-EpOch.
The color ut hair ami eyes
May seldom much disclose
But the color that Ueycr lies
Is the color Of the nose.
an Tg py;--Try