The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-06-24
BRIGHT BITS.

Eye never bothered Adam about the spring
fashion, but she was the first woman to adopt
the fall style-Boston Gazette.
HONESTY is more precious than gold although
it cannot equal gold in opening the way into
fashionable city church. Whitehall Times.
IL a Bowery Lodging House Gusst-Say, boss,
dey 5 a boke Snorin' so in der next suite can't
sleep.
Proprietor-Yer don't expect us to show folks
how I" breathe for ten cents a night do yer?--
Tid-BjtS.
LAURA" said Mrs. Parvenu, on the hotel
Piazza to her daughter, Laura go and ask the
leader Of them OrcheStras to play that 'Sympa-
thy from Meddleiohu' over again It's such an
awful favorite of mine and your fathers too. -"
--ErchdHgc.
WIFE Ito late husband What time is it, John:
Husband consulting his watch unsteadily)-
One O'Clock, Benedicts time
Wife (reproachfullyl it isn't, John; that's
bachelors time. Benedicts' time is not later
than oclOck.-Neto York San.
EMINENT SCIENTIST planetary indications
give assurance that there will be no rain for the
next three days.
Man with bunion (smiling with lofty supe-
rorty(-There wtll be rain sir, in less than
twelve hours. And there wAs.-Boston Beacon.
YoUSG MAN Ito messenger boy)-Whar did
he Young lady say when you gave her the
flowers?
Messenger boy-She asked the young Teller
who was sittin' on the porch with her if he
didn't want some for a buttonhole bouquet -
NeV York sun.
'ALs the witnesses in this case may consider
themselves discharged till further notice" called
out the court crier.
BE COB said an Irishman who had given
testimony, an it's just loike my luck l never
could kape pleasant, agreeable job more nor
day or two. ~ Washington Critic.
OMAHA GIRI-o! o..
Chicago girl-What's the matter? II
That man winked at me.N
That handsome man over there?"
',Brute.s should say he was brute. He
didn't even look ataae Omaha World
THEODORE, don't believe you love me any
more, said K street girl plaintivey as her
best fellow pulled her hastily past all ice cream
saloon.
oh don't say that dearest" said he re-
proachfully. why, l named fourteen post
offices after you last week. ~ Washington
Critic.
WHY are you so cold and distant tonight
dearg' he asked. Have offended you in any
wayf"
IAN is over between us. George" replied the
girl firmly. Il cannot trust my future to a
man who possesses such wretched Judgment. l
saw you umpire game of base ball to-day
NetC York Sun
SOME FIFTY YEARS AGO the programme of a
concert given during the Norwich (Eng) must
cal festival, read as follows Git can scarcely be
regarded as overloaded with punctuation
marksG Comfort We lIr. Hobbs, But who may
abide Mr. Balfe, Behold q virgin Mr. Young.
Behold darkness shall cover Dir. Philips, Rejoice
greatly Miss Birch, He shall feed Miss HAYES,
Come unto me Nine. Stockhausen. "-Mltsicat
Items
FATHER he said, as he ceased busting off
some of the garments hanging at the door, II
see dot der Treasury Department has called in
all der outstanding threes."
Moses, you look at me, " replied the father as
he came to the door. If der Treasury call in
some bonds we can't help it. If you let man
go by dot wants some second hand pants you
doant get some oafercoat nor understands next
winter. Wall Street Daily NetcS.