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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

A very neat and convenient cottage, witt
quite large yard, on Second avenue, near Bul
street. This is a nice place, in locality thu
is increasing In popularity every day and will i
a short time increase largely in value.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

A very convenient residence in the Eastern,
part Of the city, fronting on a square, immedi-
ately upon a car line. Every convenience, house
large and convenient, neighborhood good.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
G. H. DORSETL
Real Estate Dealer.
Dwellings, Etc.

Twostory residence on basement, beautifully
located, on Gordon street, near Drayton street.
The location of this property, the size of the
house, its surroundings and conveniences all
unite TO make it desirable purchase.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
HIrh Llcense IN Hiiohigal1.

LANSING, MICH, May 12.-Bya vote o
50 20 "a the House to-day passed the hiei
license bill The general tax itspI4ccd 81
$500, and on wholesale and retail cs< aI1li5k
ments Il is $500.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

-Four new two-story cottages, with bath room,
in each, in the eastern part Of the city Jus
the place for those employed in that section a
the city. Snug and comfortable. A good inves6
ment, where the choice Of tenants should ID
possible.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
A Biz Shipment of SUGAR.

SAN Francisco, May 12.-The American
Sugar Refinery has sent 100000 pounds of
sugar TO New York, over the Canadian Pa
cific railroad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

Brick residence on Jones street. east of Whit
aker suitable for small family. The location
is admirable, and the terms of payment as easy
as can be desired.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

A capital three-story residence near the MAJ
ket. All the convenience, large rooms, wild
halls, bath room on each door. Property
good order.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

A commodious and wen arranged warehous,
one story on the Bay level and one story o
River street level. Wen adapted to cottol
heavy groceries or other merchandise. The 81
tension Of the River Street railroad e. r. 4. "a
tension) win bring cars up To this rrapertY.s.1
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

Three fine residences, prices ranging from
$4,000 TO $4,000. Location and particulars
given privately to bona fide inquirers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

The very valuable property adit'II 4
PULASKI House known as the PdNS|
This property rents readily at a r1
pay good interest on the inve
eIigibly located property, in the <I1'| d
business circle, Is seldom offered, and th6. cAg
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

Another snug residence, price 81, 100, on Duffy
just west of West Broad; party leaving the city.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

lust RECEIVED, another lot of those very
- cheap Straw Hats, by THEo. BASCH, III
Congress street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

~ UNI CAMPHOR, Insect Powder Fly Paper.
VI Carbollc Acid, fresh supply, all of the best
quality, at HEIDTiS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

WANTED, purchaser for subscription Ency-
w clopoedia Britannica. Ten volumes deliv-
cred. Terms very reasonable. ENCYCLO-
PEDIA, News office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

ADVERTISEMENTS, Is Words or
more, in this column inserted for ONE
CENT A WORD, Cash in Adrance, each
insertion.
Everybody tcho has any rant to supply,
anything to buy or seti,sa amy business or
accommodations to secure, indeed, any iCiSh
to crafty, should advertise in this column.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
LUDDEN q BATES $. Nj. III.
L. 81 B. s. M. FL.
$40 MONTHLY

Buys Piano that will serve as an
important factor i'll the musical
education and refinement OF some
one or more of your family and
make your home one of the happi-
est on this broad footstool.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

WANTED, you to try Iron Phosphorated
w Mead-the Ideal Nerve Foods cents a
glass, at HEIDT'S
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

ENOR RENT, cool south rooms, large and small
Il summer prices. Day board. So Barnard
street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
White Goods F! White Goods !

$3.50 yards Corded Pique at SIC. yard.
200 pieces India Linen, 30 inches wide, at Size.
yard.
$50 pieces India Linen, 32 inches wide at 10c.
q yard.
100 pieces India Linen, 80 inches wide, at 1216c.
yard.
rs pieces checked Nainsooll, Cambria finish, 10
different patterns, at 6l8c. a yard.
40 pieces shear finished Plaid Lawns, 80 inches
wide, at 121Gc yard.
A full line of Bleached, Unbleached and Tur-
key Red Table Damask, Damask and Huck
Towels, Napkins and Doylies, Marseilles and
Honey Comb Quilts.
A SPECIAL DRIVE.
100 dozen bleached Huck Towels, % inches
wide and IS inches long, at 80 per dozen; regu-
lar price 81 25.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
LOST.
PHOTOGRAPHY.
MISCELLANEOUS.

WANTED, everybody to try Aveiill House
when satisfoctio, E ,ot iye, the hest Lad nd
oil will be furnished free to repaint with. For
sale by LLOYD g. ADAMS, No. Whitaker
street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
MISCELLANEOUS WAN,
ROOMS TO RENT

~~>-~>-N---O->--~0~~-@---
LNOR RENT, parlor floor furnished or unfur
II nished. Suitable for light housekeeping. 81
Abercorn street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

DROKE TEXAS HORSES.-Fine lot gentle
ID Texas Horses, medium to large sized; also,
lot Young Mules, at DR.. COX'S STABLES.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14
FOR SALE.

NOR SALE, Laths, Shingles, Flooring, Ceiling,
II Misunderstanding and Framing Lumber.
Office and yard Taylor and East Broad streets.
Telephone No. 211. REPPARD & co.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

NOR RENT, the Buckingham House at the
Il Isle of Hope, with bath house; artesian
water on place. Apply to THOS. HENDERSON,
1873 York street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

X ARDEN HOSE at Sc. per foot. Just received
VI q large stock of plain and wire wound Rub
Der Hose, Lawn Sprinklers, MOBILES and Reels
for sale cheap NEIDLINGER & RABJJN,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

ENOR SALE.-ROSEDEw Lots, GO feet on
Il Front street along the river and 800 feet
deep, at $125, payable $25 cash and S12 so every
six months, with interest. FIVE-ACRE Lots in the
TOWN OF ROSEDEW, with river privileges at
500, payable $40 cash and SIS every three months,
south Broad street, to fo1. NJ daily.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

NEIDLINGER & RABUN are still selling
~ slightly soiled Buggy Harness, Trunks and
Satchels very cheap. Imported English Saddles
at half price
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

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A neat and desirable house. with four rooms
N and attic, in good neighborhood, corner Lin
coin and Second avenue. Rent to good tenant
SO per month. Apply to this Office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

DOOMS FOR RENT-A fiat of three rooms,
H. with supply of water in house and use of
bath room. Corner jefferson and Bryan, No. 10.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

NOR RENT, brick block, consisting of store
Il and two tenements, corner Farm and VIII
liam streets. Apply to WILLIAM SCHELHING,
corner Liberty and Drayton streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-05-14

DICE FIELD LAMB at BAKERS Stall every
~ day; marketing delivered Sunday.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22

Estate of Jane f. Stewart. Proof Of ap.
proved, order of distribution and settlement
Estate Of Guy \. Hickey $3.50 In claims
allowed.
Estate of Michael Z. Alan. Claims allow,
ed $500
Estate of Joseph Walgnback Claims al
lowed $3.50
Estate of Jane VI. Adams. Claims allowed
Sl35.
Estate Of Joseph J, johnson. Richard +,
Galoss administrator. Bond $500. Creditors
10 file claims to March term.
Estate of Otto p Erlenborn. John Coed.
Their discharged as guardian, the ward hav-
ing become Of age. Final settlement approx.
ed
Estate Of John Debelt, Report Of sale Of
personal property approved.
Helen +, Crumpion, minor. Petition to
lease her lands granted.
Estate Of Chas. +. Rampf. will proven.
Elizabeth Rampf execurrix. Bond $4,000.
Creditors to prove claims to March term.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
Personal.

ALEx.-Miss Alexander, Of Haiku, Maui
Sandwic Islands, is visiting Mrs. Wallace
at the Oaks.
LowRY.-William and Nat. Lowry of Ran
som, nephews of the late n. McIntire, made
Ottawa last Friday on business and pleasure
Unfortunately the toboggan slide wasn't III
good shape, so they were debarred Of the
fashionable sport; nevertheless they manag
ed to make out. The boys are members Of
a family of eight democrets, and being good
fellows, and active young men, are very
considerable factors in the political and so
cial affairs of their town.
VERY ILL., The many friends Of Col. Dick
Taylor, will be panied to learn that he is
dangerously sick, at his rooms in the Clifton,
in this city. His disease is a carbuncle at
the base of the brain, a similar ailment to
that which ended the lives Of Judge David
Davis and Gen Hancock.
VIslToRs-Mr. Jacob Lorillard, (brother
of Pierre Lorillard of race hore fame,) of
New York, Mr.. A. G. Jackson, of the same
city and K. l.. Allen, postmaster Of Joliet,
were at the Clifton this week, the two form
err, looking up fine stock and the latter in
connection with the trotting association of
this circuit.
WIDER. Russell & Son have taken the store
vacated by w. T, Phipps retiring from bust,
ness, and opened into it from their room,
next door, two large arches, thus practically
throwing the two rooms into one. They will
partition off room to be used exclusively
for upholstered goods.
+. L.-Mr. Fiske, of Fske & Beem's cloth
ing establishment, while much improved in
health has not been down town since his i'll
ness He prefers the old monia which he
has had to the pneumonia which he don
want.
PRAIsE.-The U. S. post-oiIice inspector
says: "A more accommodating government
official cannot be found in the district, than
II. G. Corwin, of Peru" As Mr.. Corwin' g
newspaper, the T,cin City Nesos Herald,
though Republican in politics, did not howl
Itself Loarse to any extent, over Col Pumb's
election, the subsidized republican newspa.
pers will fail TO approve the above endorse.
ment.
MARBLE.-M. L. Young, marble cutter
of experience, has joined L. Kuyl in that
business in this city, and the new firm, Kuyl
Il Young, will start with boom this spring.
SMIru.-James Smith, of Chatsworth, re-
turned home on Thursday. He came to
visit his father, A. B. Smith, ESQ, who has
been on the sick list, but is better.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
Vicinity Items.

Mary Schulz, four. year.Old girl, scalded
herself to death last week by upsetting a
pail of boiling hot water over her by acct
dent while playing.
The kankakee toboggan slide
First grew sick and then it died.
Judge Hughes, charged the Macon Co.
grand jury that all gift enterprises, fair
lotteries, and other games of chance are
open violations of the law, and the parties
responsible for them must be indicted and
punished.
Geo. Caldwell and daughter Julia left
Utica recently for a trip to California for a
trip of recreation and to benefit the young
lady's health.
Mrs. James Donaldson, highly respect
ed lady of Utica, died last week.
Mr.. Geo A. True, of Waltham, formerly
well known citizen of Ottawa, has gone
to California TO reside permanently.
The city council of Joliet voted the
court bouse jauitOr $50 per annum for
hoisting and service flags, and then voted
against buying said flags.
Judge Dlbell Is going for" violators of
the liquor law in VIII county. He fined a
man and his wife 5000 and costs each and
Imprisonment in the county jail for sixty
days, and another saloop.keeper was fued
: 40 and costs.
Gov. Oglesby has pardoned Thos. Pratt
one of the keewanee bank robbers. He
was cashier of the bank, and permitted his
partners to lock him up the vault while
they helped themselves to the money. He
was sent up Oct. 6, 1892 for six years
The grand jury of VIII county repor,
that the sewerage of the new court house
Is In dangerous condition and must be
overhauled.
A fellow named Miller, who ought to be
imprisoned for life for being fool, at Jol.
let, the other day, pointed a revolver, which
he was sure was Hot loaded, at a little girl
then at his friend, VIM. BGhn, pulled the
trigger, and shot him dead.
Old. fashioned kissing parties have been
revived at Millingt~n. That village may
look out for tidal wave of emigration
thither Immediately
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
THE COURT HOUSE.
Circuit Court.


The grand jury previous to their adjourn
ment, visited the county house and Jail and
reported both institutions ia very good
condition. They also adopted q resolution
thanking NJ. T. Moloney, Esq, the prescott
iog attorney for the able and efficient help
rendcrei by him to the gr"n jury.
The grand jury returned the folio wing IN.
dictmen,s on Saturday last and were dis
charged, viz Lewis Nelson, incest; Mich
olas Kalberg, larceny; Benjamin Phelps
Henry Leipbold and Edward Greeney (2)
Edgar Libby, Alvin Black and James John
son, burglary; VIM. II. Foster, perjury
Chas. Abrams, five indictments for obtain
ing money under false pretenses; August
Wobruck and Wilbelmina Middles,adt
adultery.
The case Of Clark vs.. Osman J. Wilson q
al, taken up again an Wednesday, and has
lasted all week
Marcus Pester E. B. Erickson. Conf
1854.
The trial of the mi nal docket will com
mence next week. Tn, time for filing tria
aotices is eItendee to January 2Sth.
The following suits were commenced las
week:
The People &C.. for the use of Hunsmar
ct al v. Michael Rasb and NJ Gender, at
tachment. Claim, Sl.03l.25.
Thos. Anda v Theo. Schlanbush Appeal
$3.50.
J. ". Teetzel v. Warren C. Riale, Appeal
S7065.
Clark v. Wilson ct al. Of the Earlvill,
Bank. Creditors bill. On trial Thursda,
and all day yesterday.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
MARRIAGE LICENCES.

James Kilmer and Mary Armstrong.
George II. Brunt and Anna Goodwin.
G. J. Giese and Emma OF.
John Hesselbourn and Bertha Baker.
Albert g. Foot and Anna NJ Martin.
Leander Short and Amelia Edison.
George Simpson and Annie Graham.
liver Billiard and Eta Oleson.
Michael Fish and Mary Redemger.
George W. Saith and Mamie 4. Gallup.
Adolph Baker and Minnie Gebhart.
Peter Hensler and Alice Johnson.
Vincenty Maczkewicz and Josepha Yara
zecwiska.
Joseph II Tzuglan and Julia Anderson.
William Hates and Mrs Clara Blaine.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22

Mary Schulz, a -four. year. old girl, scalded
herself to death last week by upsetting
pail of boiling hot water over her by acct
dent while playing.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
Probate Court.

Estate Of Peter Nael. Hearing of evidence
for probate Of will set for Jan. oath.
Estate of Pat Kane. Petition TO sell real
estate continued to March term.
James Molloy. Demented. Jury trial
and Molloy found DISTRACTED and incapable
Of taking care of his property. Joseph l..
Armstrong conservstor Bond $500.
Mary b. Gray. Demented. Jury trial,
defendant found TO be DISTRACTED, etc. Con
tinued for appointment Of conservator.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
Wide awake
PROSPECTUS FOR 1887.
Price Reduced from S3 to 80. 40

ID. Lothrop Co. announce that leading IN the great
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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
County Court.

Business has slackened up somewhat in
this court. The only case worth mentioning
in this court this week was that Of w. II
Failing, Of La Sale, aged As years, adjudg
ed insane. Caus,, too much morphine. liz
has been in this condition about two year.
and, lately, worse.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22
WHEN YOU VISIT CHICAGO

Call at my office. ana I will drive you through Hyde
tark. and show you lots and that can buy tor
you AZ prices that will induce your investment at
handle speciDlHes only that can BE- turned quickly,
aud have every facility for buying selling and imprOy
ing suburban property The greatest fortunes made in
Chicago the result OF such investments references
street. janl1-2
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-01-22

Are you fond of tongue. sir:' 81 Was
always fond Of tongue, madam and like it
still - En-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

lovely vision as yourself comes to me
like CLEAN Of sunlight. / trace in
your fair face some of the sweetest
memories of my youth, when in long
by-gone years / was loved and was
beloved in return. When you enter
ed this dreary place a momont ago
you seemed to bring me vision of
the beautiful world which lies beyond
the threshold l am never allowed to
pass, and my withered heart turned
to you with an emotion of delight"
1t must not be supposed that the la
dy listened to these bold words with
out sweet and tender reflections upon
the possibilities they might lead to
She was not yet very old, but she had
wanted husband longer than she
cared to acknowledge, and words like
these naturally raised a food of most
agreeable thoughts. Nevertheless she
deprecated the dead mans enthusiasm
and insisted that he was speaking un-
advisedly. Still she turned upon him
tender glance, which would have
had anything but a chilling effect up
on the ardor of veritable wooer. 1t
seemed to send fire through the veins
of the dead man. The arm frightened
around her waist. His words grew
musical and soft.
II see in you, my DEAR" continued
the corpse, "the embodiment of all
my dreams of bliss. If l only had
your sweet companionship in this des-
olate room, its gloom would take the
hue of radiant sunshine, and 1 should
be content to sit here forever, warmed
by your smiles and gladened by the
tender glance Of your eyes,"
ooh, sir" sighed the lady.
"Can it be possible" continued the
enraptured dead man, that you re-
ciprocate my passion that you will
be mine 7"
The fair head was gently incljning
to the shoulder of the corpse when the
undertaken entered. The lady
screamed. The corpse sat upright.
"Why, how is this ?" exclaimed
the astonished dealers in coffins.
"Oh, sir" gasped the fair one, "this
gentleman has been talking very
strangely"
Talking" shouted the undertak-
er. "Why, you must be mad. How
can dead man talk ?"
dead ~ screamed the lady.
"Why, yes; look at him. Lord
held you Your have been courted
by corpse"
The astonished spinister cast one
fond despairing look on the ashen face
of her wooer, and, flinging her arms
above her head, cried piteously
Heavens! Does my beauty charm
the dead ?" and tainted away.-Alta
California.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14
Freaks Boarding House.

Mrs. Keller says she has got to like
freaks for boarders. She never had
trouble with any of them yet except
once, and that was when the place un-
der the table got crowded and there
was little row. AT one end of the
table there had been accidentally
seated three people who required a
good deal of room down below-Miss
Fannie Mills, M. Lippert and Miss
Myrtle Corbin. Miss Millsis known
as the big footed girl; M. Lippert is
a gentleman with three fully develop
ed legs, and Myrtle Corbin is girl
with four. The three freaks had not
previously met and did not know each
others peculiarities. Miss Mills has
a corn as big as an English cheese on
her left foot, and when M. Lippert
crowded in beside her he kicked the
corn with his three feet at once, and
then asked why Mrs. Keller stored
her trunks under the dining table.
Miss Corbin kicked up her two heels
with glee at this remark and thereby
kicked the bunion on Mills other foot.
Miss Mills tried to get up but could
not, and then she got red in the face
and said rude things and sent for Mrs.
Kellar. Explanations and apologies
followed, and there was harmony in
the boarding house once more.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

A few days ago wealthy citizen of
Boston took dinner at hotel in a
country town not fifty miles from the
city. After seating himself at the ta-
BILE he was accosted by waiter with
the inquiry, Would you like some
soup,f" NO." he replied. Soon an
other waiter made similar inquiry.
Again he answered in the negative,
Very soon came a third waiter and
the same question was asked, when
the gentleman, looking up from his
paper at being so often asked the same
question, said: Excuse me, waiter,
but is it compulsory" mo, sir" re-
piled the waiter, 'it is clam. Boston
Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

"He's not what you call strictly
handsome" said the Major, beaming
through his glasses on homely ba-
by that lay bowling in his mothers
arms, "but it's the kind of face that
grows on you." ats not the kind of
face that ever grew on you," was the
indignant and unexpected reply of the
maternal being, cor you would be bet
ter looking if you had."-Boston
Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

What kind of foliage do you con-
slider the most pleasing?" asked the
professor of botany at West Point, of
a student. Ia ave of absence" was
the reply of the homesick cadet
Army and Navy journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

"Say, bub, / hear that your folks
are going to have conversation club
at your house this winter"
Yep; we've got one"
"Who are the members"
"Me and mother. / furnish the con-
versation and mother provides the
club. Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

A rooster that strums on the piano
is exciting the people of Salem, III.
There is one thing to be said in favor
of such piano player. The rooster
goes to bed at sundown.-Norristown
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

In the Rhetoric class-Teacher-
Take the sentence "She gave herself
away" How can that be changed
and still retain the same meaning
Pupil-"She got married. ."-Danville
Breeze.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

"Boreas does business on cash ba-
sis" observed the snake editor.
"Why?" asked the horse editor.
"Well, he is always able to raise
the wind and rarely fails to put up
the dust. t."-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

A man sometimes loses his balance
on an orange peeling on the pavement,
and sometimes he loses it in savings
bank.-Louisville Democrat.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

"Wine is a mocker," said temper
ance advocate, gulping down about a
pint of coffee. "Coffee is Mocha,
too" replied a man across the table,
and called for glass of beer.-Wash-
ington Critic.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

Many of our aesthetic contempories
are shocked at the return of the green
postage stamps, but for our part we
are always glad to welcome the green
back.-Macon Telegraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-12-14

A society girl says that autumn
leaves may be very beautiful, but they
are not nearly so nice as 10 o'clock
leaves. Washington Critic.