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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

THE new local option law In Texas re-
quires fresh certificate from the doctor
every time man wants to take fresh
drink. lie can get fresh certificates by the
gross.-Brenham Banner.
That Is about the spirit in which The
anti-prohibitionis's receive the local
option law and efforts to secure its en-
forcement; and yet, when opposing
State prohibition n majority of them
pretend TO favor local option prohibit
ton. The same papers and speakers
are the ones who so much pirate about
Democracy, and fear that prohibition
lists will want to leave the party. The
HERALD thinks that about the only
politics (or partytics) these seli-stylcd
Democratic leaders will be able to
force into the question, will be n de-
termination on the part Of the people
to elect such democrats as will enforce
the laws. For all their Roasted DEM
ocracy, they know they have slim
chances of carrying any county which
gives good Democratic majority.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

THE Denison press is liberal toward
its ncighbor and competitor, Sherman.
The News says:
The Sherman Register is still calling for
that refoI matory. We sincerely hope the
county seat may get 1t, for If any place in
the State OF Texas needs reforming II is
sherman.
Now, look for the Register TO re-
ciprocate by advocating branch of
the insane asylum for Denison.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

THE HERALD would advise Gray
son and other counties contemplating
the construction of expensive iails to
stay their action until August If
prohibition CARRIES, Grayson couniy's
$4,000 would be an utter waste in a
Jail, and could be so much more adj
vantageously expended in public
schools.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

AT the recent city election over the
State the relative population of the
leading cities are evidenced by their
votes about as follows: Dallas 800
and East Dallas $50, 1850; Fort Worth
1900; TeXarkana 1,400; Sherman l.
0ls; Paris l 900; Terrell 500; Abilene
$50: Greenvillc 522.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

THE legislature seemed determined
TO make the six shooter go, but il will
doubtless continue with us. 1t is one
of the Injuries which come under the
head of sumptuary laws, to which
many people are opposed.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16
TIE Marlin Ball says:

The Dallas Herald is now II welcome Wis
itor TO this office. During its short career
the HERALD has forged to the front as one
of the best evening papers in the state, and
Messrs Gilbert, Clark Il Co. are to be con-
graduated on their success.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

EX-Gov. IRELAND was the only
public man in Texas who expressed an
adverse opinion of the Interstate COM
merce bill which now as n law is re-
ceiving such forcible kicks from every
part of the country.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16
For advertising rates apply at the office
THE Camera, Herald says:

The Dallas Herald is splendid paper and
we hail its daily visits 10 our office with de-
light. Its spicy editorials ring for prohi-
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16
Tile Albany News saws:

The Dallas Herald is fast coming 10 the
frort as the foremost evening paper in the
state. 1t typographical beauty and well
edited if II does once in while get Albany
Sun for Albany News.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16
THE Gainesville Hesperian thinks

that:
The Indiana legislature adjourned with
out paying its chaplain. Good enough for
him. A minister who will put himself on II
level with the average hoosier legislature,
does not deserve any compensation for his
services.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

Success Produces limitations. GEN
uine Ponds Extract is sold only in bottles.
with landscape view on buff wrapper.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

The Waco Day complains that the
comment of the HERALD on certain
charges of the Fort Worth Mail
against Postmaster Gerald, is unfair,
and proceeds to declare there is an
error in the statement as published in
the Mail and reproduced in the HER
AID. Had the Nails paragraph been
correct. there would not be one word
for the HERALD to retract : but Oh as
surancc of the Day that the Judge was
nonorably acquitted of the charge OF
carrying n pistol, and there is abso-
lutely no truth in the other regarding
the young lady, the HERALD cheerful
" states that rs there is no foundation
for its comment the same is withdrawn
The HERALD desires TO do no one an
injustice, and is really pleased to hear
the report positively denied by the
Day.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

Lunch baskets, market baskets.
clothes baskets, travelling baskets and
baskets of all kinds, at the Arcade.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

THE WEEKLY HERALD is the iarg-
est weekly paper in Texas for One
Dollar. It's circulation is fast increas-
ing
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-04-16

The 75 cent unlaundred shirts at
the Arcade are not to be equaled.
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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07
SCHOOL PUNISHMENT.
q Deauncistion Of the Administration Of
Cayenne Pepper to Pupils.

q Denuncistion Of the Administration of
Cayenne Pepper to Pupils.
Whatever form school punishments
may take, it never should be the admin
istration of Cayenne pepper to the soft,
delicate and sensitive lining of the
mouth and throat of child. That is
not punishment; it is torture. 1t may
be attended with consequences which,
if not fatal to the child, may seriously
affect its health for years Such an ac-
ton degrades the teacher in the
eyes of all right-thinking persons, or
rather it demonstrates he teachers
unftness to be placed in charge
of children. Such teacher should be
removed. II it was thought Internal
cruelty in some despots that they ap-
piled burning matches to the fingers of
refractory criminals to compel confess
sion, what is it to force Cayenne pepper
into child's mouth? Parents are sem
tive as to the punishment of their chill
dren by school teachers. 1t is natural
that they should be. That they are in
dignant when the punishment is cruel
and unnatural is to their credit. In
view of this, it is strange to find the
following in a contemporary:
''We are altogether too sensitive in
matters of this kind, and those who OBJ
ject to having their children punished at
the public schools are frequently men
who, in their own school DAYS, used to
endure severe foggings without think
ing Of making murmur, much less Of
urging their parents to enter q protest
against the teachers actions. This ex-
aggerated notion about the evils of pun
ishment, when punishment is deserved.
has only to be persisted in to produce
generation wholly wanting in the cour-
age, strength and determination of pre-
ceding generations"
The world is more humane than it
horror the punishments inflicted on them
in their school days are anxious that the
school system should not return to the
methods in vogue when il was
accepted as maxim that boys
must be logged, and that as fogging
was a good thing there could not be
too much of it. The schoolmasters are
more humane than our contemporary.
The modern schoolmaster uses the rod
as little as possible. We are sorry to
say that women in schools often resort
to cruel and excessive punishments
more readily than men. The teachers
placed over our children frequently
have occasion to be severe; but there is
no reason why they should be cruel
Boston Transcript.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07
Missouri Patents.

List of patents granted to the citi
zens of Missouri for the week ending
Saturday, June 4th, as furnished
from the Office of e. G. Seward. sole
itor of patents and counsellor in pat
ent causes, GA F street Washing
ton, ID. G.
n. Abbott, Kansas City, grip APP
paratus for cable railways.
ID. Decker, BrookGeld, fire es
cape ladder.
j. Fauntleroy and e. Osborn, De
Kalb, washing machine.
III. Kuhn, st. Louis, vignette.
w. Sergeant, Marshall, scribling
attachments.
HI. Streif, Rush Hill, whiffietree
coupling.
w. Sutton, st. Louis, swing bear
ing for street cars.
w. Sutton, st. Louis, car sash.
G. Voltz, st. Joseph, vspor burn
er.
w. West, New Hartford, wire
stretcher.
c. Whitman, st. Louis, baling
press.
G. Williamson. st. Louis, seat fol-
bicycles.
S. Worrell, Hannibal, machine fol-
drying ofal and other wet products
TRADE MARKS.
Hayden Saddlery Hardware Co.
st. Louis, horse collars.
Kansas City Hardware Co., Kan
sas City, edge tools for mechanics and
farming tools.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

Americans, unless they are persons OF
genuine distinction" are to be per-
mitted to attend the jubilee entertain
ments of the queen, and it is about
time there was some retaliation.
Hitherto this country has been toady-
ing to the English, and any English
man Of responsibility could gain an
entire to the social circles, and to any
kind of jubilee entertainments. II
the snub administered by royalty.
however, will have the effect of doing
away with the American aspirations
to be hand and glove with the royal
family, then the Lord be thanked.
The thing has grown to be an outrage
against the American people as a
people, and as was said before, it is
time it was ridiculed as it deserves to
be.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07
THE EARTH'S CHANGES.
why Our Globes Coat Is Perpetuaily Get.
ting Too Big For 1t.

Our world is growing old and grow.
ing cold, and as it wakes older and
colder it shrinks and shrinks, and
shakes and quivers, so that its coat is
perpetually getting little too big for
it, and has to be taken in at the seams
from time to time. The taking in is
done by the simple and primitive meth.
cd of making a bullying tuck. The
Alps are situated just above a seam. and
are themselves one Of the huge bullying
tucks in question.
According to Prof. Helm, the folding
of the crust has been so enormous
that points originally far apart have
been brought seventy four miles neareI
one another than they were at the be-
ginning of the movement of pressure.
In fact, Switzerland must have been
originally quite large country, with
some natural pretentiOns to be regarded
in the light of a first-rate European
power; but its outside has been folded
over and over so often that there 10
now very little of it left upon the sur.
face. What it once possessed in area il
has nowadays to take out in elevation
only.
Prof. Judd has well shown how gres.
is the amount of wear and tear to which
mountains are thus subjected, and how
enormous is the loss of material they
undergo in the case of the extinct vol.
cano of Null, which rose during the not
very remote Miocene period to heigh,
of some ten or twelve thousand feet
above the sea level. 1t had a diametes
of thirty miles at its base, and its great
cone rose gigantic like that of Etna. OF
of Fusi on Japanese fan, far into the
sky, unseen by any eye save that of the
half-human, ape-like creatures, whose
rude, fre-marked flint flakes the Able
Bourgeois has dis-entombed from con-
temporary strata in the North of France.
Since the Miocene days, rain and frost.
and wind and weather have wreaked
their will unchecked upon the poor. old,
broken-down, ruined volcano, till now.
in its feeble old age, its youthful fires
long since extinguished, it stands mere
worn stump, consisting of few scat.
tered hills, none of which exceeds three
thousand feet in height above seq
level. All the rest-cOne and ashes,
lava and debris-has been washed away
by the pitiless rain, or split and lie.
stroyed by the powerful ice wedges,
leaving only the central core of hardes
matter, with a few outlying weather.
beaten patches of solid basalt and vol
canic conglomerate.- Golden Days.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07
Facts Worth Knowing.

In all diseases of the nasal mucous
membrane the remedy used must be nom
irritating. The medical profession has
been slow to learn this. Nothing satisfac-
tory can be accomplished with douches,
snufs, powders, syringes, astringents, or
any similar application, because they are
sll'irritating, do not thoroughly reach the
affected surfaces and should be abandoned
as worse than failures. A multitude of
persons who have for years borne all the
worry and pain that catarrh can sflict,
testify to radical and permanent cures
wrought by Ely's Cream Balm.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07
KEEN AS a RAZOR.
How Uncle Peter From wayback Fooled .
Telegraph Operator.

Countryman-That Teller i'm the tcle-
graph office up there thought he was
mighty smart. but fooled him.
Policeman-YOu did? How?
Countryman-Oh. easy enough. You
see. went in here yesterday to- send n
message To 81. Louis. and told him
what | wanted. 'All right" seq he.
.'seventy-five cents" So | paid him
the seventy-fve cents. and I'll be
harmed if he did thing but rap that
Did brass clicker of his fifteen OF twenty
times and then hang the message on a
hook.
Policeman-Well, do you call that
fooling him?
Countryman-You just hold on and
I'll tell You. To-day l wanted to send
another message to st. Louis, but I'll
be gosh-darned if WANTED to pay an
other seventy-five cents. So I vent
up to the Office, kinder polite libe, an
seq / mister, there's a Young
lady outside as seq she wants to speak
to you. I'll tend office for you while
you're gone" Well, sir. be bit right
away. OFF he went in q hurry, and
before he got back / bad plenty of
time to clink his old brass machine all
I wanted and hang my message on the
hook just as he did the day before. 1
know they got it, too, at the other end,
for the minute 1 got through the old
machine went to clicking like blue
blazes. . much's to say: "All right.
old man. we hear you" Oh, L fooled
him good. 1 did! Your Uncle Peter
lives in Wayback. but he amt no fool.
he amt. not by long chalk. no-sir-ee!
-SomerviIls Journal.
Mr.. Symons insisted strongly on
giving stock daily exercise in sheltered
barn-yards and his views obtained gen.
srsl concurrence.-Rnral Canadian.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

Judge d. A. Almond, of Butler,
Mo-, who made the commencement
address at Baird College, Clinton,
made use of some expressions which,
if he ever comes in contact with DR..
Mary Walker, will make him wish he
had lever been born, or at least had
never delivered commencement adj
dress. Among other things he said !:
ga mannish woman is a social anon
ally. A woman aping man in his ways
is vainly fitting against fate. I'm
sexed, she will bring reproach to her
mother and shame upon her father.
She is no man, and but a sorry
woman. She is in rebellion against
nature, and powerless to form new
constit ution."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

Why . Suspicious Liyery-Stable Man Re-
fused q Customers Request.

fused Customers Request.
There is a livery-stable keeper in
Houston, Tex. who is very careful to
whom he hires his turnouts.
One Sunday afternoon young mar
ried man called at the livery-stable and
wanted horse and buggy.
"Who is going along with your"
asked the livery-stable man.
81 am going to take my wife's
mother out for her health, and you can
put Ratchet and a spade in the bot
tom of the buggy, as wanted to bring
in some young cedar trees to plant out
at the cemetery"
"My buggies are all engaged, and if
they were not, you would have to pay
two hundred dollars buggy hire for one
afternoon.
''Why, how's that?"
Besides, don't want to be hauled
up as witness every time the court
meets"
Witness! What abOut?"
"And then you will be taking .
ment is down on you here, and l don't
want to be attached by the sheriff as q
witness. travel forty miles and be fined
forty dollars. and then be blaekguarded
by three or four lawyers.
"Why, what are you talking about"
That's all right. l don't say you
amt justified, but / amt no fool
When q man wants to take his mother
in-law out in the country for her health
with Ratchet and spade, and talks
about planting things in the cemetery.
/ know all want to. My buggies are
hired for year in advance. Just take
your custom to some rival house. When
hire buggy, hire a buggy; and
when / hire hearse, it is hearse. L
don't want to do any business what's
not legitimate. "-Tsras Syti"gs.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

The clergy, as general thing. are
on the side of right, and in the meet
ing of the minister's alliance to-mor-
row, it is to be hoped, they will be
wise as well as prudent, and find
som ething else with which they can
pass the time instead of the question
of the Sunday paper. The Sunday
paper is a fixed fact, and not all the
combined efforts of the clergy can
make it otherwise. The minister who
wishes to keep abreast of the times,
should remember that he must patron
ize the Sunday paper if he wishes
strangers to attend his church, and it
is really his duty to make these vel
come, instead of standing on the mar
row platform of bigotry, and thus
helping along the devil.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

The so-called Regulators" of the
country are still able to do their dis
gushing work, it would seem, DESPITE
of the fact that in Missouri, they have
met with a decided check. Near
Coydon, Ind, band of masked men
went to the house of a man named
Lynch, and taking his wife and
daughter out of the bed, brutal,
stripped them to the waist and then
whipped them till they tainted. In
the mean time the husband and faith,
er was menaced with pistols
The reasons given for the whipping
was that the women were Question
able characters. This is denied b,
the neighbors who say that the family
are poor but entirely respectable. Ii
there is law in the land the "regu
lators" should have the full benefit OF
it, and it is to be hoped that Indiana
will rise in her might ard avenge thai
whipping in such a manner that the
occupation of the regulator will be
forevermore put to an end. The
regulator business has grown to be a
fostering sore and wherever he is
found, lawless deeds are the rule.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

"The proof of the pudding" said
a Sioux Falls man who was arguing
on some scientific point, "you know,
is in the eating" "Well, / dunno, /"
replied his friend, whose wife learned
the mysteries of the kitchen at a
cooking school, 81 dunno bout that
always. / think it's waiting and
seeing whether it makes you sick or
not.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

l have been practicing medicine for
twenty years, and have never been able
to put up a vegetable compound that
would, like Simmons Liver Regulator,
promptly and efectuslly move the liver
to action aid instead of weakening) the
digestive and assimilative powers of the
system. No other remedy within my
knowledge can ell its place.
L. NJ. HISTER, NJ. D., Washington, Ark
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

The Queen may snub Americans
who have no particular distinction |"
in this country, but Buffalo William
with chief "Hole-in-the-ground,"
"Red Eye" and "Snatch 'em bald
headed, don't come under this head
and will have seats right along side of
the royal family at the jubilee enter
tainments.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

The visit to St. Louis of the Presi-
dent and Mrs. Cleveland should be
improved by sending cranks and
fanatics to the rear.-Post Dispatch.
The president and his wife probably
have no more of desire to be attacked
by q crank or a fanatic In the rear
than they have in front. Better send
'em to Jefferson CITY.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

The ministers alliance has about
"petered out" If Rev. Jump did
not kill it last Monday, some good
brother will please attend tomorrow
and see the balance of the breath
squeezed out of it, and the organi-
cation laid to rest forever and ever.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07
money.

Only two of the clergy attended the
alliance last Monday. IF the organi-
zation gets its just dues, there will be
an aching void tomorrow, and then
good bye, until it can con6ne itself to
matters legitimately connected with
gospel work.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

The Globe-Democrat is bound to
come out in favor of John Sherman
for the presidency. Witness this:
"The man who can say the meanest
things about the Democratic party is
our choice for the Republican nomin-
alton, The meaner the truer."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

Somebody should send the president
q nice kit of mackerel. After fishing
all day, few days ago, he was only
able TO re turn with three fish.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

A man committed suicide in St.
Louis yesterday, because he had a
high temper. Fancy woman doing
such foolish thing.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used for children teething. II
sooths the child, softens the gums, sllays
all pains, cnres wind collie, and is the bsss
remedy Tor diarrhes. Twenty-Five cents .
bottle. 7-31eod&v1y
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

An extra session of congress is said
to be almost certain. IF the extra
session of congress does not accom-
plish any thing more than has the extra
session of the Missouri legislature,
"Uncle Sam" had better save his
MONEY!
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

The ministers alliance will meet to-
morrow, ID. ", and should turn its
toes up to the stars.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

Rye Mullins: One pint -four. one
pint rye meal, two tablespoonful
yeast; milk enough to make . thick
batter.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

There are said to be over 600, 900
opium consumers in the United States
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

There is something contemptibIy
small and mean in the fact that no
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-06-07

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