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Opie Reed. the hnmorist OF The Arkanssw
Traveller. says that Edwin Cowlas. OF The
Cleveland Leader, cannot understand joke.
Opie Is mistaken. Mr. Cowlss delights in
practical Jokes. and have seen him laugh as
heartily over good thing as any audience
that ever listened TO Artemus Ward l heard
good story about him the other day. He
and ex-Mayor Rose, OF Cleveland, were
travelling together TO New York Rose is a
wealthy man ami so Is Cowles They are
both old Clevelanders, and they were chat
ting about the gosspof the Forest City. The
conversation finally turned to horses, and
Mr.. Cowles said: -Rose, suppose that Billy
Edwards has the fastest tTottlng horse in
Cleveland
4 don't believe ii. said Pose. Il have q
faster myself
"WhyH continued Cowles. @Billy Edwards
has horse that can make mile In 1:sS." !"
Il will bet you $50 he can't" said Rose,
and before be could stop TO think that l:9S
meant in reality 2:3s Cowles had said "done, y
and the bet was made. When Rose. a mo-
ment later, appreciated the situation he was
greatly bored. and Mr. Cowles said:
-Ir makes no difference about the money,
Mr. Rose. Suppose we call the bet off, and
YOU agree 10 pay my expenses during this
trip, and / won't say anything more about it"
Rose said all right, and from that time ON
Cowles let him pay all the bills. "The result
was" concluded ex-Mayor Rose, who told me
the story, 'that Mr Cowles stuck it to me at
every point He drank nothing but cham-
pagne and lived like a prince At my expense.
When we got back 10 Cleveland / found
was out just $500 instead of $50, and now
Cowles is forgetting his promise not 10. say
anything about tia joke. and he tells the
story whenever be meets me in company with
others" ---.> -