St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-08-20
he WAS VERY CALM.


he WAS VERY CALM.
New . Brave Dakota Maa Kept U ~
Courage oe Foar Unproteeted Females.
A well-known resident Of Sioux Falls
was out driving in the country one day
las. week. While coming back. and
when about four miles from the city. Z
heavy wind came up. To the we'll
known resident it looked cyclonish. and
he drove up to the first house. He went
in and found three or four ladies, who
were alone in the house and somewhat
frightened.
There is no danger. ladies. no
danger. assure you. Simply straight
wind-no cyclone. Keep cool. BY the
way-er-is there y cellar under the
hOuse?"
"Yes, SIR"
"Um!-that Is good. No danger.
though. as said. Pray keep calm and
it will be over directly. Where-whers
did you say the cellar door was?'
''Over there in the corner"
"Ah. yes, thanks. this one. Yes. I'll
open it-might as well be open As shut
you know. There will be no need oi
going down. however. Simply little
thunder shower accompanied by wind "
''We're not very much frightened" :"
''Of course not-that's sright-neither
am l." just then the house began to
shake. and the limb Of q tree scratched
against the window. '.Don't be Mt all
alarmed. ladies, you keep right still.
Good cellar. Isuppose. he added. peer
ing down.
yes"
Here board blew of the fence and
slapped against the side Of the house.
'.rm going down q moment. ladies,
don't be frightened; the house is safe. "
and he shot down the stairs. slipped Of
broken step towards the bottom and
landed in a box Of eggs. ''Stay right
where you are. ladies" he shouted from
the cellar; it is about all over now"
just then the wind blew open the out
side cellar door and an empty barrel
rolled down.
''Great-oh. nothing. nothing at allr'
hOwled the man rs he leaped over to the
other side of the cellar, '.try and be
calm. ladies. This wind will purify the
atmosphere. You aren't scared much
l hOpe?"
20. no. not much"
That's right; keep up your courage
ladies are usually 50 easily fright
ened. Say" as he tried to dig the sand.
which was blowing in. out Of his eyes,
and stepped in crock Of butter. ''say.
would one Of you mind going around
and shutting that outside dOor?"
I'VE will when it stops blowing z
little"
Then an empty box tipped over and
rolled down the stairway, the wind
roared louder than ever and there was
sharp clap Of thunder.
''Be calm. ladies; try and be calm
for your own sakes! o. great heav-
ems! it's going. it's goingr' he groane,l
as he crouched in one corner in q box
Of glass fruit cans and thought he saw
one corner of the house raise little.
20, goodness me. I'm lost-it's going
sure! Keep cool. ladies. there is no
danger! For heavens sake see that
corner flop up! Be calm. ladies. SIM
ply little furry Of wind! O. I'd give
a thousand dollars to be out of this!''
and he dug his feet into the box and
broke two cans Of strawberries. Try
and bear up. ladies! 1t will soon be
over o. il I ever get out alive I'll
leave this blasted country! Good gra-
cious! ladies. when are you going to
shut that door? Be calm! Be calm!
but shut that dOor!''
'.Mollie has gone out to shut it now
the wind is all over" replied one Of
the ladies.
"Yes. it's all over. l know" replied
the man. cautiously coming to the foot
of the stairs, Il told you it soon would
be. You see there was no reason for
becoming 50 alarmed. But you ladies'
always will. you always will. he added.
as he came on up and peered out the
corner Of q window. II don't doubt
that you would have been still more
scared if had not happened along and
made you understand there was really
no danger"
Then he went out and started for
town. But just before he got there the
man who lived at the house. having ar
rived home meantime. overlook him
riding big white horse. and made him
pay q for the butter he spoiled and
$1.5O for the fruit and seventy five
cents for the eggs, and took . five dol
lar bill and said he didn't have any
change and rode of with .t-Dakosa
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