Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-03-20
HgeeIine Reeister
OTOOLE AND MONKEY.
A SUNDAY NIGHT IDTL IN bobby BOO.
How Ms Nc1a-hys CHRISTMAS Box Affected Der
Nsmory-Mksy Cautioned Nos b LA
he Monkey Get LoSe

God save AL here" said Mrs. McCar-
thy. a. she popped her head in at the door
OF ~ rOole's kitchen in the flat in Bobby
Roo on sunday evening.
Yer, come in, Mrs Mccarthy, said
Mrs O'T0oie.
oh, ~ can't sthOp, Mrs. O'TOoie, for
Mccarthy IS A. kantankerOus ~ 4 settIu'
hen that Ell had the males this evening.
Shure he's rliSin nicely murtber this even
iag bekase Oi didn't have the kittle on pin
he walked home to ME. foin and azy .Or
hlSselE. Shure. last night ~ was goin 70
ran over 20 NiSthUr Rogers the grace RI
man. ana O. put the tin cints in tb, heel
OF ME ph.s, and shure u, WIS jisc putin
NE hand on the dhoor phiu vi met Mrs
Ms CrOnin-
Good a~venin'. Mrs. Mccarthy. sci
she.
food a~yeuia'. Mrs. CrOuin,' sez Oi.
lis awful had weather were hayin'
for tins tOim ct the year, God bless III,
So On
-Ou. but Us perishin' could, sci Ol.
'Phere are vez gOIn'. Ms. Mccarthy. SCI
she. Olm cOIn' into the grOCerri mans
Sez "a. tn ret \ haOers wurth Of tag for NE
man. Mccarthy. fur Mccarthy Is more fond
OF uay than annUcher man Ell DC Of his
bhltters.
And phere Are yez goin', Mrs. CrOuin9
Sez 3D.. oh. SCI size, Ohm Ilst after bein'
into 'Trldy'S and ISt "a % WIS kUmin
ul. Mr. CrOnin. sez he. 'Phat SCI she.
'n.ver ch.hkIu' van thing about 1t, tor OF
k0Ur-e she vUndU't be after eXpeetin'
norhia' ay the kOlnd. But in SOarse
u'.ratv IS VERY inch \ gintleulan, and be
the same token ply wouldn't he be? Shure
us MANY . dollar We llves him. Well.
Ms O"r00ie Isy e she was gOin' fur the
Gloor p.Urradv sez % her, Irs. CrOnin. sci
be. toua hitler 20 me. It's N a great hurry
rez IRE. Plat Is It, SeZ she. tuTuIn'
round. .I- she was IN that much a. ! hurry
that she lE,n. -: have SOmethln here tur
vE. seE be, > prize for me Ourtiest cusJo-
uer.
oh 20 way out av that wild yer blair
nrv ssz Mrs.. CronIn. But phat have ysE
AZ a.. at all. ShUre yez are more misJlre-
on, -lll D klarryyojnlut, Sc she, that
~ De- after gnln' % tell yer tOrchune.
la.s-. thin, SeZ be. It's 4 Christ
mis- box Da. mos. Sez she for 10 almost
tu1 her breath away. Then be handed ME
This n0rre-u. SCI she, and shure enough
M GrDu.u had under shawl the makn'S
OF ~ -0.l o Christmas box ~ Iyer We saw.
We'll. lv course. Mrs. OTOOle, Mr..
Cr0n.u had - make = bowl OF punch for
ne. and saure Oh didn't van %. but she
maize NE drink : ioIn bIgdhrlnk and thin
O.. started 20 - and Mrs. CrOuin SCI, Mrs.
Mccarthy. ssE he, list sIr down now till
obi make vez another. oh, glory, SCI Oh,
out me- he'd IS rs dizzy A. 4 maSheeu mans
hrr saw. OH this will make yez all
r.glr. --c she, and before Oh knew lL, shure
U, llt d-aaN mother and Oh was IN that
hurry 80 yet OF NV the street fur that big
El-uI-t Nl.anev. the cop, wud he only
81 .LlG % make q show Nv NE that o. for
cot rly laD-rs wuCtn Of tea and the change
-@l- %, kept Gl the roJru ~ tae heelof NE
og.,r. lrt -1 Mrs.. U'T0Ols, Oh lust left the
lamp .-.r,G 0n the table and nobody
there -a save the house from destruction,
aC. -a- cElLd-rs. IL they should tip the
Lump 9..-. 20 run IN .oC A ssckOnd, for Oh
slua.fn --bop q minute % ask yez II yer
wru. Ia give NE Uud Of loan ri q pinch
of-.r .ar N..,lr-hv'S breakphIsJ and ON
0r,.- &c n.-S IN the mornlu-
she su Boz. bor-Ow,u rIv all the tOjm.
sail N.Ley. when Mrs. Mccarthy had gone
oar.
.Hpo Ia be- asked Mrs O'Toole.
-ar dl be-. SAID MISey.
VI seq O'TooI-. you % 10 bed; yez
or-.- -o Pee 10 5-i long lso. ~ ye ought.
N..L wIaJ = SJoSy, said Nkey.
r.l. yhat An uepjcurg We ARE. said his
u.-c-r pj suppose that kOOkv y tor the
-rGuu.rk nv that dirty ~palPeeu the mum
So - r-s can 20 away 70 Del tor your
Sci roN
N,.v bad lust reached the he'd OF the
sta when his mother put her head out
int -a- a- ENTITY and called out.
rL.Snv
~W,t a2I a voice came from the Ill
ce.r,rn Ns,rv dld ,aNen.
NlS-y
-NI.S-r % Tooie
Nam.
Come all-Drr. DO YOU be Arthur put
-1 4 nam "a rhac djvi the munkee and
tou Lave him ~ into Yer tpdhers bed
r1.- .n~ he i0 Ne Iter havIn' the palper-
Lt-.sa a- -ar heart already, and aunuther
SrHr- .u1S -lc LIST ui be- the ind ~ him.
Nav aorhrr. Di won't lave him git
.Dl know vpz won't. ashore, but don't
yes D. J. MIGRATE.