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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
THE SCHOOLMARM.

Oh, Schoolmarm,
Thou who teachest the young idea
How to scoot, and spankest the crstwhile
Festive small boy with n hand that taketh
the trick;
Who also lameth him with "a switch;
And crowneth him by laying the weight
OF "a ruler upon his shoulders,
Oh!
Thou art daisy
Thou maketh him the national emblem
Red, white and blue
Thou iurnisheth the stripes,
And he seeth the stars.
Oh, Schoolmarm,
We couldn't do without thee,
And we don't want to try!
Thou art lovely and accomplished
Above all wo men, and il thou art
Not married, il is because thou art
Too smart too be caught in that way.
All schoolmarms are women,
But all women are not schoolmarms,
Aud, angels pedagogic,
That's where thou hast the bulge on thy
sisters
Oh Schoolmarml
Thou mayest not GET much pay here below,
But cheap education is national special
ty.
And thou wilt get thy reward in heaven;
The only drawback being that thou stay
est there
When thou goest after it, and we
Who remain here below for our reward,
Miss you like thunder.
Schoomarm, if there's anything can do
for you,
Call on us.
Apply early and avoid the rush
Office hours from A. NJ. TO D l.. Ne
We were a schoOlboy once ourself,
And can show the marks OF it!
Washington Critic.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Rejoicing Over His Late Great Success.

Rejoicing Over His Late Great success
have been afflicted with rheumatism
twenty years. For the last ten years have
been obliged to use crutches. Often my
left hip and knee would entirely give out.
Have expended "A large amount OF money
for remedies recommended as cure for
that terrible disease, have used the most
powerful liniments on my hip and knee to
sooth the pain, that / might get little
sleep. My hip and knee had lost nearly
all strength by the use of the liniments,
and i could get no help. saw an adver-
tisement of your remedy in paper and
ordered half a dozen bottles of Hibbard' s
Rheumatic Syrup took them and received
some relief, ordered another dozen. Have
taken seven of the last dozen, and am
happy in saying that l know i am being
cured. Have not used any liniments since
! commenced taking your syrup. When
began taking your syrup could
not take a step without the use of cane
neither could turn myself in bed without
aid can now turn in bed without any
trouble: can walk about my house and
Office without the use Of my cane. After
loosing track of it, for the reason when
take long walk take IL along. My office
is four block from my house; have not
walked to or from 1t in over year until
last Thursday a week. Since that time
have walked to and from it every day, ex-
cept Sunday. i am truly rejoicing that
am fast being relieved from such terrible
affection.
Wishing that might herald to all who
are afflicted with disease the merits OF
your wonderful medicine, | write you OF
the benefits which have derived from its
use. Send me one half dozen bottles syrup
and one-third dozen plasters by express g.
q. ID. This | want for friend in the
northern part of this county. He is q
great sufferer with rheumatism.
Very truly,
s.. s. Conover.
Agt. Of the Northwestern Mutual Life In
surance Co, Manistee, Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
The Oldest Military Body i'm the
World.
From the Court Journal.

From the Court Journal.
At "a court of assistants OF the
Honorable artillery company held at
Armory house, Finsbury, recently,
it was resolved, on motion OF Capt.
Woolmer- Williams, "that the court
ut its next meeting do take into con-
sideration the best means of celebrat-
ing the three hundred and fiftieth
anniversary OF the incorporation
OF the regiment, occurring on August
%. 1887. I" 1t is understood that the
event will be made the occasion for
great festivities, which will be at tended
by q representative number of the
members of the Ancient and Honor
able artillery company of Boston,
United States, an "offshoot," OF the
regiment which was founded by a
member of the Honorable artillery
company OF London who emigrated
to Boston in 163S-a hundred and
one years after the incorporation OF
the parent stem by royal charior OF
Henry VIII.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Important

When You visit or leave New York City
have baggage, expressage, and - carriage
hire, and stop at the GRAND UNION HOTEL
opposite Grand Central Depot.
6l5 rooms, fitted up at the cost OF one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages
and elevated railroad TO all depots. Fami-
lies can live better for less money at the
Grand Union Hotel than at any other
hrst-class hotel in this city.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Special Notice.

GREENvILLE, Mich, Oct. %, 1880.
Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup Co., Jackson,
Mich:
DEAR SIR--In reply to your letter, am
glad to grant your request. In nature my
disease was a severe case OF inhammatory
rheumatism. It had been running five
years and affected me in all parts OF my
times SO crippled in my hands and limbs
as to be unable to help myself. i have
used your medicine about six weeks; in
oil about three bottles. l am now able to
do my own work in better spirits, no
pains, and continually improving. My
age is 63, and my condition year ago and
now, speaks very highly Of what your
medicine has dono for me.
Am happy indeed to recommend its true
merits. Its the best remedy we have
ever used. Respectfully,
MRS. A. w. CALDWELL.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

No matter in what part you live, yot
had better write to Hallett 4 Co., Port
land, Maine, without delay they will Gend
can do and live at home, at n profit o.
from So to $50 and upwards daily. A mum
Der have earned over $50 in a day. Boil
sexes. All ages. You are started in bust
ness free. Capital not needed Every
worker who take, hold at once is absolute
ly sure of snug little fortune. Now is the
time.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
UNEXPECTED.
A MOTHER SAVED FROM AN UNTIMELY
DEATH.
Tears of Sorrow Turned to Smiles Of Re-
joicing.
ROCHESTER, Aug. 81, 1886.

ROCHESTER, Aug. 81, 1886.
PARDEE MEDICINE Co.-GENrLEMEN /
am now seventy three years old, and UNI
til was seventy | was always strong and
healthy; but the amount of suffering i
have endured since that time, feel to be
sufficient for lifetime. i had a severe
attack Of sciatic rheumatism, which com
pletely Frustrated me: my limbs and feet,
and in fact my whole body was SO drawn
out of shape that it was impossible to
move without assistance. i was unable to
straighten my limbs or TO step on my feet
for more than year and my life was dis
paired of. Children and friends were
called in to see me die. / was treated by
three good physicians, and they and my
friends did oil they could to relieve my
suffering-but with no avail. My hips
were blistered and my limbs rubbed,
batbed and bandaged, but nothing they
could do afforded me even temporary re-
lief. Tongue cannot describe my suffer
ing. urged them to let me try DR.. Par
dee's Remedy, as | had read so much
about it, and of those who had been
cured 10y its use, that it gave
confess had little or no faith in so-called
patent medicines. The remedy was pro-
cured, and commenced using it as direct.
ed, and after taking it a short time could
see that it was helping me. ! began to
perspire freely and as the perspiration in
creased the pain decreased, but my cloth
ing and bedding was sight to behold be
ing nearly las yellow as saffron" l had
taken the remedy but a short time, when
j could sleep like . child. and relish my
food like one Thank God it has cured
me, and am to day as healthy and strong
as before and can walk and have as free
use of my limbs as ever have recommend
ed your Remedy to very many who were
afflicted and do not know of case it has
not cured. am confident that il will cure
young people, if il will cure AT my age
You are at liberty to use my name if il
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am very gratefully yours.
MRS. JANE A. FLACK,
800 Jefferson Avenue, Rochester, N Y.
The sale Of DR.. Pardee's Remedy for the
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By cures wholly unprecedented in the
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has been poured upon DR.. Pardee's
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The permanent cures il has affected
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other remedy has been able to attain.
Send for pamphlet.
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Rochester, N Y
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
MANS works from sun to sun

WOHlHH WOTh Is HtVeT UOIt.
Work is anecessity to all but, upon how
many, women especially, does it fall with
the burden of the ''last straw and this
because their peculiarly delicate consui
tutions are so liable to functional derange
ment. We cannot lessen your toll, ladies
hut we can make it easier for you, by max
ing you stronger and better able to do it.
DIR. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription will
relieve you of nervous aud other weak
nesses and all the many ills peculiar tc
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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
A Fatal Ride.

The fast express bound east under high
speed struck sled containing twenty
young people who were crossing the track
Of the Pittsburg, Fort Wayne a. Chicago
railway, two miles east of Fort Wayne,
Ind, on the lst inst, en- route to country
residences for the purpose of attending a
dance. Two ladies were killed and seven
others of the party more or less injured.
The gentlemen jumped out, but the ladies
did not succeed in doing this until too late.
The scene of the accident was heart-rend-
ing.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

of diseases follows an unhealthy condition
of the liver one of the most important
organs of the body. Impure blood, bron-
chitis, asthma, malarial Diseases consump-
ton, sick headache, diseases OF the skin,
kidneys and heart-all may be traced to
faulty action or torpiditv Of the liver. No
other known preparation so rapidly and
thoroughly restores disordered liver as
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
IL is pleasant to the taste, mild but sure in
its action, and gift TO suffering humanity
from one of the most successful physicians
of the age.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Architect Edmond Legendre, 4l9 Sutter
having suffered for long time with Sc
we're cough, and failing to obtain any re.
lief from doctors and the numerous prepa-
rations he took, he became alarmed.
Tried Red Star Cough Cure, and one bot
tie entirely cured him.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Several months ago the people of Sgd
ney, New South Wales, sent a letter to
Mr.. Moody, inviting him TO come to Aus
ceived his reply that he cannot leave his
family now for SO long journey, but he
hopes that hemay yet visit the colonies.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Mrs. Ed. p Wells, Thetis p. o., Stevens
rheumatism by the use of st. Jacobs OIL
He says: II consider it a wonderful rem
edy. and will always speak good word
for IL
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Sue EN-
Cleveland Invited.

Efforts are being made TO induce Presi.
dent and Mrs Cleveland and members of
the American cabinet to visit Montreal
during the ice carnival and remain there as
the guests OF the governor general. 1t Is
stated that very pressing invitation has
gone from Rdeau Hall.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Whatever tends TO increase usefulness,
by banishing pain and suffering will GER
tainly secure notice and approval We al
Jude to Salvation Oil
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
A Black List

The gospel is preached in the United
States by members of the Lutheran church
in thirteen different languages.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Delicate diseases. as nervous debility
and prematur weakness. however Undue
ed, radically cured. Send 10 cents in stamps
for treatise. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Do not despair of curing your sick
headache, when you can SO easily obtain
Carriers Little Liver Pills. They will eff
feet prompt and permanent cure. Their
action is mild and natural
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

The following figure, give approximate
tangible results of the foreign missionary
work of the Presbyterian church last year
churches. DDS: communicates -. POI
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

There is no place like home;'' but every
home should be supplied with bottle OF
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup,-the great family
remedy for all cases of Coughs, Colds &c.
% cents
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
three Hundred Perish.

Fire broke out in the Peoples Park in
Mandalay on the 1st inst. The fire lasted
only Is minutes 1t is now ascertained
that 800 persons lost their lives, being
either burned TO ueath or suffocated,
while the number injured is placed at the
same figure. The COMMUNICATIVE chief and
the first prince of Travancore, who were
present, escaped uninjured. Among the
victims were two European women, and
many European children are missing.
The fire is supposed to have been of incen-
diary origin
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

During the last 100 years more than 100
missionary societies have been formed and
1900 missionaries are at work in the field.
while 3000OOO converts have been gathered
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

The lap of luxury the cats interview
with her milk.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

The United Presbyterian mission in
Egypt has a working force of 2lS Twenty
five of these are foreign lSS native.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Dr. George T. Penticost has received COZ
members into the Tompkins' Avenue
church, Brooklyn, during the last six
years.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Envied by Her Sex,

French soldiers, 10y recent decree of Gen.
Boulanger, are now required to rest from
duty on the Sabbath.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Envied by Her Sex,
Is the fate of every lady with a bright
glowing countenance, which invariably
follows the use of DR.. Harter's Iron Tonic.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

LYONS Patent Heel stihener Is the only invention
that makes Old boots straight as new.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Archbishop Elder of Cincinnati. has is
sued an edct forbidding Roman Catholic
musicians TO perform in Protestant
churches
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Don't Paw a BIG Prica.

The German Evangelical church of North
America has 6i5 churches and 10000 mem
bers
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

1t would be now a terrible thing II
the hands employed in mince and
pumpkin pie factories should strike.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Princess Dolgorouki, widow Of the late
Gar was once a Spanish actress.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
ItI UIIy yUUIs,
MRS JANE A. FLAC1
8. 8. C0NOVER

Over 1000 conversions were reported to
the Missouri Methodist conference at its
recent session in st. Joseph
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Mules are more popular than horses for
elegant equipages in Rio de Janeiro.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
A Great OEer.

The hospital Sunday collections this year
in London have yielded 100000 the larg
est amount ever obtained.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

PATENTS obtained by Louis Dagger & Co.. At.
torneys, Washington u. G.. Est'd 1864. Advice free.
Congested Liver is Frequent in the Spring
And is relieved by CARTER's LITTLE LIVER
PILLS.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

The Evangelical Lutheran general coun-
Gil has taken measures toward adopting
the American board of missions plan OF
raising and carrying ON missionary work.
Col. Robert Lincoln has presented TO the
Lincoln Memorial Protestant Episcopal
church of Chicago, President Lincoln's
bible. which he frequently read while in
the White house.
Rev Lorenzo Lyons went as a mission
airy TO the Hawaiian islands in 1892, and
having labored there the entire fftv-four
years without leaving the island, died DC
tober o, in the eightieth year of his age.
In colonial times, nearly every young
man was an infidel, but now Colonel In
gersoll is the single champion of atheism.
against 10000 ministers of the gospel and
over 100000 Sunday school teachers.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

1t is said that missionary mite boxes
bring about 500 0)0 u year to the church
missionary society. BY far the large
number of these boxes are held by the
poorer classes
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Blaming the Doctors.

There are rumors afloat of disposition
among Gen. Logan's friends to impute the
cause of his very unexpected death to
some mistake of the doctors. The blunt
statement is made that Gen. Logan was
killed by the administration of aconite or
morphine, or both. Color is given this be-
made to a friend who called upon him a
few days prior to his death. This gentle
man entered the room while DR.. Baxter
and Gen. Logan were engaged in discus
sion regarding the use Of aconite as one OF
tested strongly against this remedy. After
the doctor left the room Gen. Logan said:
II can't trust these doctors. Last night
they left lot Of stuff that would not
take and have thrown away" Some OF
zen. Logan s friends are outspoken in their
belief that the General need not have died,
and there Is promise of medical dispute.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

No SAFER REMEDY can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any trouble Of the Throat,
than "Byouns bronchial Trochss."
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Lamar Lassoed.

Secretary Lamar was married in Macon,
Ca, on the 9Th inst, to Mrs. William 5.
Holt of that city Mrs. Lamar is
the daughter of James Dean, in
in his time a large planter and prominent
politician who raised his family amid
luxury of a princely sort Miss Dean had
in her youth many suitors, the most con-
spicuous being young Lamar, with stu
dents taste and ambition, and young Holt.
with the eager nature of an acquisitive
thrifty money getter. Lamar won Miss
Henrietta's troth, but Hollis ardor. his
family name greater in Georgia than that
of Lamar, her parents wishes and the
absence of her betrothed induced her to
break her pledge and marry the young
railroad man. The lives of Mr.. and Mrs.
Holt were happy and prosperous. Gen.
Holt at the time of his death was the great
railroad king of his section. Mrs Holt,
the widow became famous for her hospi-
tally. Her erect, graceful carriage and
her bright, young-looking face seem to
deny the fact that she is the mother of
married daughters. The latter opposed
Secretary LanSir's suit renewed recently
after many years. But Mrs. Holt won
them over to her way of thinking and now
ut IS she is again a bride.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

Obstinate Constipation Readily Yields
To the regular use Of CARRIERS LITTLE Liver
PILLS
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

3 months treatment for SOC. Piso's Rem
edy for Catarrh. Sold 10y druggists
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
LIVE STOCK.

CATTLE-Active bulk 10@15c lower; ship.
ping steers 90 5o95 121l; bulls, s4Ca4 40;
81 35; bulls and mixed, 81 5O99 40r bulk
81 15(d2 20; Texas cows, 81 IS; steers, Q 50
bulls, 81 75.
Hoes-Steady, 5@1Oc lower; rough and
mixed a 1905 20; packing and shipping
- 6O(d5; light weights, 81 9o@4 GO; skips
81 1903 50.
SHxEP-Natives extra, "a 5095 70; good
a. at 4 %; common, IS at B a.; Western
81 20 at 8 70; Texans, % 50Q14; lambs, a Q;
don cablegram quotes the market stronger
best American steers 121fc per III
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13
Nm. JAMES BAGLEY. sestio- igr.
Pages Avnica Oil

The best salv Gin the world FOR Burns, Wounds ana
sores OF al KINDS. Bos, felons, Cnilblains, Frozen
Feet, Piles, Barriers Itch, Sore Eyes, Chapped
Hands, sore Throat, Scala Head, Pimplss on the
Face, and ali skin diseases.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

For Liver Com plant Stick Headache Constipation
use Pages Mandrake Pills. Above remedies sold
by Druggists or sent by mail for % cents BY C. w.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-13

The bill TO prohibit funeral junkets at
Uncle Sans expense has been favorably
reported to the house, and the probabilities
are that the expensive funerals are a thing
of the past and members of congress
who want to pay their respects to
their deceased colleagues will have to pay
the bills as well.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-04
MATTERS IN BULGARIA:
The Revolt Appears to Asseme q
Serious Aspect.

SERIOUS Aspect
PARIS. March g. kilograms from
Bulgaria have been received stating that
the Silistria garrison occupies a defls
before the city, and by virtue of the po.
sition so held, prevented the passage
through the defile of garrisons from
Rustchuk and Shumla, on their way to
attack the revolters at SiIis.ria. The
opposing forces, the dispatches say, now
confront each other, but as yet no CON.
fict has taken place between them.
VIENNA, March ga report has been
received here that the commander of the
.insurgent troops at Silistria, Bulgaria.
has been arrested. News from Silistra.
however, is both meager aud vague.
The Bulgarian troops who have re-
volted at Silistria have cut the telegraph
wires, delaying the transmission Of the
details of occurrences there. The troops
sent by the government to overpower
the revolters arrived before Silistra yes-
terday.
BUCHAREST, March 3. It is an
nounced here that the revolt of troops
at Silistra has been suppressed.
During the absence of the garrison
from Rustchuk revolt took place there.
Firing has also been heard in the direc-
tion of Giurgevo. The communication
between Roumania and Bulgaria has
been stopped. The leaders of the in
surgents at Silistria have crossed the
Danube and been placed in custOdy bv
the Roumanian authorities. The opin-
ion here is that the outbreak at Silistria
was merely intended as a diversion 20
draw the troops from Rustchuk. which
is the real center of the revolt.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-04
EASTERN.
Will Remain on Duty at
the White House.
WE'D THEIR NECK s
The Rights of American Fishers
are to be Protected and
Defended.

Associated Press Dispatches to the HERALD.
WASHINGTON, March 3.-Tne Presi-
dent has decided not to go to the capitol
tomorrow for the purpose of passing on
measures which may be passed by Con-
gress during the last hours of its session.
He advised the President of the Senate
and Speaker of the House of his decis.
ion in this respect only last evening, and
added that the Executive Office would
remain open all night and day to the
hour of adjournment, at ! tomorrow,
for the consideration of all matters re.
quiring executive action. In accord
ance with this plan the President and
most of the members of his Cabinet will
remain on duty at the White House
nearly all night, in consideration of the
large number of important bills which
passed the Senate yesterday.