The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-12-22
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- POI sanE Two ASpfps SaAsa
Prl.p. Ne susea bscssss hs vsa Voc lazy
10 sav thea.
a Kssiariy Jury bss scgussied man
p.nea PcsdaIum 81 murder, AID 20 be.
wos'tsslng
-Masle. vlib sone people. 10 liae the
nessles. Thsy have Il 10 ihsn. bot rs
bard 10 bf,ns 1t out
"A Barlingiss boy. sAo goi ielo the
preserve clossi ssiur2sF. 10 very s'et, He
eolidst s,aad the ~
The 6tiirih eoasrrss, !, Is sad. siii
ooat.ia l~ssiy seven red bssds. What .
blir 81 ibtsiiec, that Oil ensure.
--ol ali lAr pictures thai basg on mem
orys ALI. thai 90 The bach VI = bcffo1cd
h,s-.ls.lsf grreEb.ck u most rsfs,
TIC Iotlosiss s0iioe IAsy be seen 90
blaeL.mitl shop 10 Esscr, NO bofses
sbsd sapdsy except sickness and death
Mea sbo salt Tor lock TO mske them
rich are generally compelled To lesse the
sei,llag Of their funeral expenses 10 their
relatives
Il, IL ous thing for person TO kno~
good ihins ~heu hu secs u, add another
,hihs Tor him 10 se'Es good ibirg when
he kp6ws u.
! Dr. Koch says The cholera germ IL 10
The form Of comma When II lays bold
oismsn. ho~ever, u Is generally found
10 be e fall stop,
-s1eet girl (disrobing) Did you
look under the bed 7 Old maid: What
for ?" TO see II there ia man there
"No dear. I've given up all hope"
- Russia has placed tax Of one kopeck
each 90 every egg sold In the kingdom,
aud the heus kopecking around with every
mark OF dissatisfaction.
-Bigsb,; declare, do think Popin-
Jay is perfect tonptainhead OF wisdom
Blobson; Yes ] told Popiniay yester-
day be had better go aud soak bis head.
-.Tommy," said the tescher. ''csn you
tell me what obscarity is n ''Yes'm, re-
piled Tommy; Its place where a good
many people 80 after election.
well, declare AFTER spen' all
my money on you siudyin' art, you draw
Gov 'dout any tail r. well, ma, de
book say strive for efsck, an not for de-
tail.
-Llly (sho had a sick husband)
Dout you think. doctor, tina, yon ought
to bleed my husband Doctor absent.
mindedly). No, madam, not upill ne gets
we'll.
Father: Come, Bobby, you are ali
tired out, so hurry off to bed" Bobby
with . slow and reluctant moyemenil; ia
you ouahtni TO tell boy to hurry ny
when he's oil tired out
Policeman; Come along nov quietly
or il will be worse Tor you. O'rool: OH
not. The magistrate told me last time
niyer TO be brought before him sgaio, and
begorra Tm going TO ODE, bis instructions.
This IL the Christmas time aud the
merry holiday season, aud all that. but
still We claim that It is out cf place for an
undertaken to get into the swim aud ad'
vei,iscraking novelties 10 holiday goods.
Wife. In the rivalry between Mrs.
Lang,ry and Mrs Potter for histrionic
donors, John, which lady do You think /,
leading n Husband: why, | under
stand that Mrs. Laogtfy il still two brands
Of sap ahead.
Il wish knew hos TO prevent my hail
from falling out. said wife one day tc
her husband "Well, wish you could
prevent 1t from falling in, said the hus
band an be drew one about foot long ou
OF the buck wheat be was eating.
--Ho~ Providence does temper the wiaG
10 the sborn lamb Twenty years ago /
cots $40 to telegraph ten words to Cali
fornia Nov, during the California lane
boom. tue ~ords Send me cash enou,
TO get bone on Am busted. cost oul,
Our dollar.
A physicIan.a lea weeks since, gislnl
~ scc0upI Of tue decline OF a church ii
his tu~n. said II had died OF the "ioct
add ~, ash disease" Being asked VIA
he nras,, hc s.id tha, the people sptn
their r.au ''tannIng around talking sbou
each othrr
"A yoang man Who was examined 'c
an appointment as q department clerk 9
Washington came across tins quest on
states ssd territories would you cross i
going from Nes York to the Pscifi
cos, Ne didn't know, aud so he wrote
None. wouli go around by Cap
Horn He 60, the place.
--Yoaas siie ct diaaer table, s..bbingl
think you you are iust as mean as
you eau bc. | made that apple dumplin
asa plrsssn, surprise for you, aud An
nox -you wan, me 10 bring handss'
70 cal Il 10 two With, Young husband
Good heavens. Mara l. tha, domp
linel took i, for oocoanut wit
desperate grmness) III eat II nov II
Kills me
The old VI ireling existing betwee
Easls snd sco,lsnd i, often shown
The scotch anecdotes. 40 Englisbma
uas once grumblIns ssaiesi the land I
cakes Said be- No mao OF taste wtnl
ever tbiak 81 msining any length
time 10 such conniry As Scotland.
.sTAs,es differ" replied the Scotchma;
.I'il l.k ye 10 place cad Bannocsburi
no Tar irss Stirling. ~hcre ihretty thon'
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