New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-06-29

THE TALK OF THE DAY.


The people NJ Montana beginning to ciamor for
Statehood.
al can't como now, nav" said the high school GIRL
when her mother called her to assist in house,
hold duties: /" and wish you wouldn't interrupt mo
again. want to finish reading The Model Daughter;
work my graduating essay The Duty Children owe
to their Parents "-(Noristown Herald.
In chronIcllng the death of prominent citizen, q
NewMexco paper says His tired spirit released
from the pain tracked body and SCARED aloft at 30
Denver time" And THE Arizona Howler," in notlc-
ing the death Of prominent citizen the other day,
ended with these words Death loves shining mark,
and she hit dandy when she turned loose on JIM
A Backyard BOOM" What are you doing Tommy I"
asked Sioux Falls lady of her young son who was
sticking up stakes around the back yard.
PIatrn addition, replied the young hopeful,
whose father i real estate agent
Bully, ma stubby Jones takes that corner thero
by the gate for peanut an lemnade stand Blu smith
an Hen Jones Is talkin bout tkin two lots by tho
apple tree for to tie up his dog SOS his dad can't
shoot il. Say, ma, III let we In the ground floor
on that lot by the corner o. the house there 10 stand
yer fowerpots on-tae It fer five cents an a handful
o rais'ns, seems it's you.-(Dakota Bell
There are more than 65 900 widows in the State Of
Massachusetts, Of whom about half are less than forty
years Of age
Gentleman named Henderson arrived at Dover
yesterday afternoon by tho Calais boat after having
padded across the channel In small canoe belonging
than four feet or five feet in length Mr. Henderson,
who is an articed pupil to local solicitor went out
Sna po @ S nlS um hs
afternoon when he reported himself to Mr; ukey inc
anRicty and T. was feared he had been drowned Mr..
Henderson stalcs lat he left the English shores st
O'Clock and reached Calais harbOr at o'clock yessT
day morning. Ills only means Of propeliing himself
double paddle London Globe.
Lord Deleyal Beresford, who became ranchman in
New-Mexico three years is looked upon with
great respect by the cowboys not because he Is lord
but because he is a =" rustler."
A short time back Mr. Aderhold witnessed large
snake swallow a most ot partridge eggs On which the
partridge had been sitting and u Was nsay s tho 10
same snake, surrounded by covey Of young part
ridges the eggs having been lorna natcnea r %nG BIRDS tho
which her snakeship seemed very much atuac.en
an cat patch near by, and attracted by snake ras.
sing through the oats with Its head elevated about
sHs Um tas nap he
the kernels from the cat heads and dropping them
s oa%ns along to ss sy ysans %
lassvle tGa.) star
Even the most enlightened Mexican farmers still
persist In using Of ore color In the morning ana
oxen Of another color In the afternoon. They CONT
know why they do this but they know that 1t must 10
the right thing to do, because their forefathers did J.
Farm Iaborcrs arc paid eighteen cents day, and arc
always paid on Sunday.
Why she was indignant.-Nucnt shop girl Niasm,
did you ribbon more charmingi Look az
tho exquisite shade of this 1t is just suited TO
your complexion. Hero Is q bright garnet Isn't u
splendid Or this soft fawncolored one. What coun
be more lovely n j..
Lady customer ito floor walker)-Be 50 Kind e. tc
send another clerk to wait On me.
Floor walker-Why. what's the matter, ma am!
Lady customer-I want to do little admring my.
self And to show my taste II there's chance gwen
me-(ITarpers Bazaar.
Dakota paper thus falls afoul Of Its hated rival:
man living about twelve miles from here diel from
poisoning Monday afternoon. 1t seems he ate lunch
that had been wrapped in copy of our loathed and
disgusting contemporary and It killed him. Others
should take warning"
LIES Petty Annoya nces.-Omaha Setvant-Please
sir there's a gentleman at the door sa's he wants
to you a subject Of great Importance To your
Omaha business Man-Good gracious Why didn't
YOU ask him Into the parorf Maybe he has heau
Of some big real estate deal and is going to let me In
He looks like . preacher, sir, anil I think no
wants 10 see you about yonr souls welfare"
sob! Is that all Tell him I'm busy."-lOmaha
World.
In first class carriage I'm Germany an Ensshman
was observed to putting his head out OF the wndow
Tho train going fast aud sudden gust oi WIFI
bis hat-bOx and hurled IL after the hat Then he sat
down and smiled on his fellow passengers. put %
course did nor speak The Germans roaied WIN
laughter and one Of them exclaimed You don't cx-
pect your hatbox to bring your hat back To you' a'
II do, said the Englishman. NO name on tho
hat, full name and hotel address ON the hatDoA.
They'll both be found together and shall get Don
Then those Germans subsidized and said they had
always considered the English great and prsc'lcu
nation Mornlng News, Paris