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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22
She COuldnsf Lift II.

Little Helen B, age five years, while
visiting a farm, was asked to pick up a
large eggplant from which tho young far
mer had mischieviously removed the stem.
She tiled several times, but her chubby
hands continually slipped of the smooth
surface. At last she Strengthened up with
a sigh, and said, Il amt lift it 'cause the
how-you- pick is gone."-T Youths
Companion.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

cracking between their feet, and the
bare branches of the trees intercept
ing none of the feeble rays Of the sun,
was performed a marriage lite I'M
paralleled in romance, and yet vouched
for in history.-New England Maga-
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

Lady-Here, you! Thieves! Murders!
Pick pockets! Police! Mind reader--Beg
pardon, mum: had a bet with o friend that
l could discover the whereabouts Of a hid
den pocket book, and my mind plared it
in this locality. Excuse me; / thought I
had struck a meal bag in n feed store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22
Not Old Enough.

Fatherito daughter)-"Have you ac-
cepted the addresses Of Mr.. Money
bags?" Daughter-sYes papa" "Well
isn't he very old, my deary' .Yes,p papa;
hut he isn't nearly a. old as I wish he
was.n-NsU York Ssta-
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22
1t Ii Pleasure,

Writes Mrs. Eliza Ann Smith, Of Vermillion,
Erie Co., Ohio, to tell the aides everywhere
that nothing surpasses DR.. Harter's Iron Tonic
for all Irregularities. 1T cured me when the
physicians and all other remedies failed"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

Dearest, said a fond but practical lover
after the wedding day had been Set, can
you or-do You know how to sweep"
Sweep" replied the girl with a proud gilt
ter in her eye. AT the party o-morrow,
George, dear. just watch me as l sweep in
to the room."
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22
A Severe Case Of Neuralgia.
ROCHESTER,, N. Y, May S, 1885.

oShLO LEN, " A'b NA"y WV
Pardee Medicine Co.:
GRNTs:--After suffering with neural
gia for a long time, and having been un.
der treatment for the same by two OF
Rochester's best physicians without OBJ
taining relief, l was advised by n friend
to try DIR. Pnrdee's remedy; rs a last
resort l did SO. Yet l had no faith in it;
but before l had used one bottle there
was n perceptable change. / continued
using it and in a few days l was able to
attend to my regular business, md ! am
o entirely free from pain and feel
better in every respect than l have for
years. 1 consider your remedy invalu-
able for this disease alone, md would
not be without it if the price were IS per
bottle. l m yours truly,
GEO. w. HOOPER, Is Doran Park.
Ask your druggist for DR.. Pardee's
Remedy and take no other. Price, 81
per bottle six bottles, IS.
Pardee Medicine Co., Rochester. N. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22
Passing the Hat in Texas.

"Did you pass the Lat, d~eacon?'
"Yes."
"What's in IL"
swell, fort nitely, parson, the linin' is
still thar. First time it ever happened. par
SON.. ] reckon the boys is gettin' religious
at last. It'd Bits.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

All Associations OF Base Ball Players
use st. Jabohs Oil for sprains. bruises,
pains and aches. Indeed all athletic clubs
and individual members use il for the
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22
Woman md Her Diseases

Ia the title of . large illustrated t~reatise, by
DR., r. Y. Pierce, Buffalo, N. y. sent TO any
address for ten cents in stamps. II teaches
snccasaful aalf treatment
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

UNLIKE other cnthartcs, Or. Pierce's
SPellets" do not render the bowels costivo
after operation, but, on the contrary, establish
q permanently healthy acton. Bring entirety
vegetablc, no particular care 8 required while
using them. BY druggists
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

We sleep, but the loom never stops;
and the pattern which was weaving when
the sun went down is weaving when it
comes up tomorrow.-Beecher.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

The intellect of man sits enthroned visi-
LILY upon his fo,head and his eye; and the
heart is written upon his countenance.-
Longfellow.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22
Wrinkles are tie tomb oflove.-Sarrosin

Mr.. John Rolf. Champion Bicyclist OF
the world, living at Sidney, Australia. SAYS:
After riding LOCO miles against time. ST.
Jacobs Oil removed all fatigue and pains
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

LYoN's Patent Metallic Stireners prevent
boots and shoes from running over, ripping in
the seams or wearing unevenly on the heels.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

A man is made great or little by his Own
will.--Schiller.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

BRONCHITIS IL CURED by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

Tho 'Favorite Prescription
poor suffering women"
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of money, but received no lasting benefit. AT last my husband
persuaded me to try, your medicines. which l was loath to do,
because l was prejudiccd against them, and the doctors said
they would DO me no good. ! finally told my husband that II
he would ret me some OF your medicines, / would try them
against the advice Of my physician. He got me six bottles of the
.Favorite Prescription also six bottles OF the Discovery for
ten dollars. I took three bottles Of Discovery and four Of
'Favoritc Prescription and ! have been a sound woman for four
years. | then gave the balance Of the medicine to my sister. who
was troubled IN the same way, and she cured herself In q short
time. l have not had to take any medicine now for almo1
four years"
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9 PHYSICIANS
FAILED.

alone. I began taking DIR. Pierces Favorite Prcscriplon and
using the local treatment recommended in his Common Sense
Medical Adviser l commenced to improve ct once. In three
months / was perfectly cured and have had no trouble since. I
wrote : letter to my family. paper, briefly mentioning how my
to any one Writing me for them. and enclosing q sanped-en-
vt@opo for reply. / have received over four hundred letters.
In reply. have described my case and the treatment used,
many | have received second letters Of thanks. stating that they
$50 required for the Medical Adviser and had applied the
local treatment so fully and plainly laid down therein, and were
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1887-06-22

-, SUFFERING. e. they imagine,
! nervous exhaustion or pros
r easy-going and Indifferent, Of
y them to Be such, when, in r
OF suffering, encourages his ?
the delay, wrong treatment q
le cdttae would have entirely l
of PROLONGED misery.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
Leanna Items.

A broad smile illumates the face of the happy
and says, "Wasn't that splendid rain Satur-
day 90
There Nas thousands of chinch bugs in the
air last week. The rains will so hard with
them.
Misses. Martha Campbell and Maria WEIGH
began their spring schools Monday. The rest
Of Leanna teachers will take q vacation this
summer
Mr.. Gregg had the misfortune to lose fine
young horse lately. 1t fell and broke Its back
and had to be shot.
Elders Tennison and Hunt, Of lola, paid a
visit to Leanna last week. After Bro. Ten
nyson's sermon In the morning, the ladies OF
the congregation served lunch at the church
which was followed by a sermon by Bro Hunt,
who prefAccd his remarks by saying. elbow
hard 1t is to interest an audience after din
Der." Nevertheless, he got their attention
and kept It until the close Of his remarks. But
it is safe to say no other man could have drawn
as many busy farmers from their fields and
their planting and kept them all day but Bro.
Tennyson. He made host of warm friends
here during his stay last fall.
Those interested In the cemetery grounds
here met this week and cleaned it mp nicely.
Nothing more is heard Of our new railroad.
It will not b safe for Humboldt delegation to
come to Cottage Grove asking votes for bonds
again. They had better have their lives in
sursd first. We are . long suffering people but
we will not stand everything. SELMA.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
[Cr0irded out last iceek !

(Cro,rded out last reek
Miss Carrie Strong closed her school at
Golden Valley last Saturday with dinner
given by the patrons and recitatiOns by the
pupils. Those present spent pleasant after
noon and:everything passed or pleasantly.
DIR. Lambeth reports the addition of another
member to Mr.. Charles Isaac's family 1t is q
boy. We also heard Of another new arrival ut
Mr.. Potters but cannot give the sex.
The mum social at Mrs. G. w. Mathers last
week as well attended and from the fact that
all (the ladies includet) were expected to keep
quit very pleasant time was the result.
A fire last week burned over the Moran
cemetery killing most of the shrubery and dis
coloring the stones.
Mrs. Snyder, mother Of the Snyder brothers
has gone east on visit.
Some of our farmers are done planting corn.
The m0ther.in-law Of Dan Spaford was
visiting in town last week. Dan is building q
neat barn on his property south Of the railroad.
Marshal Spaur has secured "a position at
Mays, Pratt county. Marshall is good boy
and has studied hard and is deserving of q good
place, and we wish him success
PENCIL.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

We call special attention to the real
estate firm of d. w. BOstwick 4 Co..
whose ad. appears at the head of our
local columns. They are selling
League lands and Leaguers are buy.
ing of them every day. They are an To-
Ia firm and work for lola. Unlike .
real estate firm Of this place who went
around to our business men and obtain
ed advertisements for paper and then
gave the printing to the C0urant of To-
Ia, this firm of Bostwick 4 Co. got out
q real estate paper and very properly
refused to give the work of printing it
to Humboldt. Our real estate firm,
however, works for lola and offices
here. We therefore recommend all
Leaguers who want to buy their land
to 60 to Bostwick & Co.-lnter- State.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
FRIDAY. APRIL %. 1887.
STILL STARWARD!
Nearly $5o. 900 worth of property trans
ferred during the past week.

The following list of sales made since
our last report tells as plainly as any
words of ours could that there has been
no let up to our boom. 1t has moved
along day by day, not systematically
but steadily and surely, giving prom
Use of long :life. Conservative and
timid people ASK what it means and
what will the outcome of it. 1t simply
means that lola is receiving large
amount of foreign capital and that
new blood brain and enthusiasm is be-
ing infused into her business circles.
The outcome of it will be the develop.
ment of our natural resources, the in
crease ofrailroad facilities and the To-
cation here of extensive manufacturing
enterprises. This is 'whereunto it is
growing"
The following is list Of sales made
since our last report.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
Notice.

OFFICE OF lola GAS AND Coal Co
lola, KANs.. April, 10th, 'S7. !
There will be meeting of the stock
holders of the lola Gas and Coal Com
pany on Tuesday evening May 8, at
7:3O O'Clock, ut the Office of H. l.. Hen
derson for the election of a board OF
directors and the transaction of other
business. III. i. HENDERSON,,
H. NJ. MILLER, President.
Sec,y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

Idreamed . dream the other night
When nothing could be seen
dreamed that best of druggists had,
A Peerless liver bean.
Next morning at the break Of day,
I rose with an aching spleen
But soon got cured Of raging pain,
By taking Smiths Bile Beams.
Two bits per bottle,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
BEFORE YOU START

On Journey. call and get a bottle
of Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
DiarrhnR Remedy, as q safeguard
against an attack Of bowel complaint.
Many prudent and careful persons
never travel without It. Hundreds of
travelling men are never without q
bottle of it in their grip. Many lives
and much suffering has been saved by
its timely use. No one can afford
to travel without q bottle of this pleas
ant, safe and reliable prepalatiOd.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
COUNTY NOTES.
FROM REGISTER REPORTERS
What 10 Being Done Throughout the
County-Events and Gossip
of the Week.
Neosho Valley Notes.

Neosho Valley Notes.
Mrs. L. Bale has returned from her visit to
Mead county.
We observed Mr.Jas. Mckee in the neighbor-
hood a few days ago.
JET. Gay 10 quite sick with pneumonia.
Old MIR. Beam has been very sick, but is now
cOnvalescent.
We understand that J. A. Servey has gone to
Wichita to work at his trade.
Misses Bell aud Emma Ferguson returned
from their visit to Barber county last week.
Liberty school will give an entertainment one
week from next Friday evening This school
has gained quite favorable reputation in pub
lie exercises and we are sure that none who at
tend the entertainment will have reason to
regret it.
A week ago last Friday evening while Eb'
Butler was unloading rails he fell from the
wagon with such force as to produce severe in
jury to the spine. The effect of the fall associ-
ated with severe attack Of pneumonia renders
his recovery extremely doubtful.
VALLEYITE.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
ASIATIc CHOLERA

Is the most dangerous and destruct-
I've Of all contagious diseases /; In fact,
diarrhoea, cholera morbus and stomach
disorders are greatly modified forms Of
this disease. During this month it is
unsafe to be without Begg's Diarrhoea
Balsam which acts 30 successfully in
all summer complaints. It il harmless
and pleasant to administer. Price IS
cents. For sale by Goodhue & Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
the INVALUABLE DOMESTIC SEMeDY-DARBrS
PR0PHYLCTIC FLUID.

Gives prompt and permanent reli.
in burns. scalds, chilblains, venomolis
stings or bites, cuts and wounds of eves
~ description. 1t is invaluable in
scarlet fever. diphtheria, smallpox,
cholera, yellow typhus, typhoid and
other fevers. For sick-rO0ms, to pre-
vent the spread of contagion, IL IL the
best disinfectant known.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
N0TICE OF ELECTION.

OFFICE OF B. AND L. ASs'N,)
lola, KANSAS, April, Is, 1887.
The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Building and Loan
Association for thl election of q board
of directors for the ensuing year will
be held at the Office of the County
Clerk the first Monday evening in
May. r. w. DUFFY, Sec'y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

The best salve in the world for cuts
sbruises, sore ulcers, salt rheum, feve
sores, letter, chapped hands, chi1blain
corns, and all skin eruptions, and pos
itively cures piles, or no pay required
1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction, or money refunded. Price q
cents per box. For sale by Goodhue
+ Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
NO CHANGE NECESSARY.

1t is not necessary to change the cli-
mate which you live in or travel about
for the restoration of health. If you
have weak lungs, coughs, colds, Group
onsumptiOn or bronchitis, Beggs Cher
y Cough Syrup is warranted to cure
on: Sample bottles free at GOOdhue
& Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
AS AN lNDIsPENsABLEARrIcL

Mrs. Anna Shoemaker, Marshall,
Mo-, writes: Ballard's Snow Linim.
ent is the best article for Rheumatism
and Neuralgia I have ever used. and
for lame back it is unsurpassed Ireco-
mend it as an indispensable article
which every lady should constantly
have at hand. Enclosed please find 81
for which please send two bottles.
Goodhue 4 Euans, Agents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
PRETTY WOMEN.

All women look attractive when
their color and complexion is clear. II
your skin is sallow, eyes dull. you are
bilious, secure q box of Williams Aus.
tralian Herb Pills, take as directed, and
the feeling of languor will leave you,
your eyes brighten, and you are anoth.
woman. Try them. Price Is cents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
LETTER LIST

List of letters remaining in the post
Office at lola, Kas., April 23rd, 1887.
Brister, Thomas Katymier, Jacob
butcher, Oh McCerty, Anna
Even, Peter OBrien, j r
Hesters Sam Smith, MaryJ
Hays, John Il Wheeler, Frank
King, II ID kuller, &c
Persons calling for any of the above
letters will please say advertised"
and give date of advertisement.
J. E. IRELAND, P. NJ.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
A CARD OF THANKS.

We desire to return our most sincere
thanks to the kind friends and neigh
bors who 30 faithfully assisted us dur
ing the long illness and death of our
beloved companion and mother.
J. J.. CAsMIRE and CHILDREN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

In the winter season . slight cold
should never be neglected, the sudden
changes In the weather may bring on
. complication of diseases from which
death may result. DR.. Jackson's Syr-
up Of Wild Cherry and Lungwort will
sOothe and cure it Immediately. Sold
BY all druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

Children will refuse bad tasting
cough medicine but they will all be
willing to take DR.. Jackson's Syrup OF
Wild Cherry and Lungwort whenevef
offered. 1t is as pleasant as Mapll
Syrup and will reach q bad couge
much quicker than any other prepah
aJion of the kind. Sold by all druggr-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

English SPAWN Liniment removes
all Hard, Soft, or CallOused Lumps:
and Blemishes from horses, Blood
SPAWN, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney, Stiles,
Sprains, Sore and Swollen Throat,
Cough, etc, Save $50 by use of one
bottle. Every bottle warranted by
Scott & Son druggist, lola. Feb.3, 50.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
Suffers from Kidney and Liver Troubles

Sunets from Kidney ana Liver troubles
will find Simmons Liver Regulator a
true remedy for these complaints. It
imparts new life to the bloOd and re.
news and strengthens the entire sys-
tenn, by promoting the healthy action
of the liver and kidneys.
II have been troubled with liver
complaint, kidney disease and bad
blood for long time. have used
Sim mons Liver Regulator, and it has
done me more good than all the med
icine ever took. would not be
without It. GEO. H. PRATT,
U. S. Deputy Collector End Dist Ga.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT
Will be given to a capable and reliable
lady canvssser residing in this place.
No investment required. Goods sell
all the year round. References neces-
ary. Write to ]. B. HURLING co.
liz Monroe Street, Chicago, Illinois.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

There will be public examination
of teachers In the High School Room
at lola. on Saturday, April 80. Begin
ming at eight o'clock in the morning.
MARY CHAMBERLAIN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

Do not emphasize your language by
using profane words, but say, as sure
as st. Patrick's Pills will physic there
is nothing more certain.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

BEGG'S CHERRY COUGH SYRUP
I consider one Of the best if not the
best of all the many cough remedies in
use. I have sold more of it the past
year than all others put together, and
it has given universal satisfaction. J.
NJ. Nye, Druggist, Wells, MINI. Sam
pie bottles free at Goodhue 4 Evans
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
HorIcz 10 STOCK nH.

Ny fine Holstein Friesian Bull will
be held during the season at my barn
north Of lola. WIN. BUCHANAN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

Drunkenness or Liquor Habit can be
Cured by admir- 4sterlng DR.. Haines'
Golden Specific.
1t can begiven in a cup Of coffee or
ca without the knowledge of the per-
son taking it, effecting a speedy and
permanent cure, whether the patient
is a moderate drinker or an alcoholic
wreck. Thousands of drunkards have
been made temperate men who have
taken the Golden Specific in their cof-
fee without their knowledge, and to-
day believe they quit drinking on their
own free will. No harmful effects re-
suit from its administration. Cures
guaranteed. Send for circular and full
particulars. Address in confidence
GOLDEN SPECIFIC Co., l85 Race st.,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22
PROGRAN.

A concert will be given at the
Presbyterian church on Tuesday
evening April 10, commencing at 8
O'Clock, with the following program:
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-04-22

i. OvERrCRE
.. CHoRUe-Sacred.
3. kkCITAT1ON-Miss Ewing.
4. MALE QuARTETTE -Lsflier, Scott, Evans,
Scott
s. DUETr-Niss Clark, c. +. Scott
6. SHAKEsPEARIAN READING-A T.. Scott.
Z. CHoRUs-Seiectiens from the NikAdo
PART II.
8. -CHoRUs-O Hail Is, Ye Free!
3. RECITAfIoN-Aiss Cfrrie strong,
10. QUARTKr1E-Come, Dorothy Come-Niss
Clark, Z. Z. Scott, Miss Dennison, A. c
Scott.
IL. COLLEGE SON0e-Nale Chorus.
Il. RECIIATIoN-Miss Barker.
Is. TMo-Miss CLARK, Miss Shelter, A. c.
Scott.
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BEGG'S CHER

Sold bv DR.. C. Gillihan.