St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
ST. PAUL SASSIETY.
A Dakota Paper Makes Sport of
Editor Pierce's Society News.

Griggo' Courier, published at CoOpers-
town, OAK, has the following entertain
ing Screed in its issue of Friday last:
The Pioneer Press has written up the
society femmeS cOuYerte of our beauti-
full Dakota cities, and it is only fair that
some enterpriSing Dakota paper should
reciprocate and write up St. Paul SOci-
ETY.. We have had some trouble in get
ting a society correspondent. Our citi-
Zens generally are little lame OnSt. Paul
society. Uncle Hiram Williams knew Il
woman that killed a bar when she was
fourteen years old, and afterwards mar
ried a half-breed at Fort Smelling. while
we ourselves remember Mrs. PettybOne
who left husband and five children on
a Cass county ranch to join grass wild
over in st. Paul. We merely mention
these things to show the difficulty eXpe-
rienced in getting sasSiety information.
The sweet singer of Bald Hill Creek was
finally retained to write the article, and
we submit it with some tritiing office
amendments and corrections.
Perhaps no city in the world has so
many young, rayiSlingly beautiful, and
phenomenally accomplished ladies of
the beau monde as the SANITY City.
There is, moreover. something i'll the
air-a sort of blue haze of eSOteric re-
finement which renders the beauties of
the person only a side show to the
transcendental mind of the deyOtee of
female loyeineSS.
Among the noble danes that shed eff
fulgence on the balls, rOutS and SOireeS
Mrs. Gen. Saltair enjoys the reputation of
being the Madame de Staal of the upper
Mississippi. She has moved so much i'll
European court circles divorce court
circles that her receptions are particu-
larly attractive to the foreign nobility.
THE ''n Obility" must leave the monkey
and the hand organ outside.
Mrs. ImOgene We're de We're, the beau
tiful pOetesS, has charming cottage on
st. AnthOny'S nose. where she enter
tains delightfully."-. Her last book, The
Dying Cow and Other POEMS" is at
tracing much attention, and she enjoys
considerable prestige on her own hook
or the cows hook.
Mrs. Commodore Bunker is a petit
blonde with manners that are charm
ingly naive and decOllete. She also has
4 wart OH her nose.
Mrs. Gutenberg, the wife of the cele-
DRAFTED pawnbroker, is delightfully."- en-
bonpOint and unconventional.
Mrs. William BoggS is peculiarly short
and aSthmatic.
Mrs. Aid. Organ is a beautiful wO-
man and charming waltzer. There are
no flies on Mrs. Organ.
Mrs. Col. Perkins, the lovely soprano
of the Church of the Heavenly Rest, is
possessed of a voice like Malibran.
Jenny Lind, in her palmieSt days, was
4 mere bull in the woods to Perkins.
Mrs. Joseph McGillicudy, Mrs. Gen.
Brown. Mrs. Capt. Jones, are all alnia-
BILE and charming.
Mrs. Heinrich Shroederheimer is a
magnificent brunette, and her haut
parties are very select and degage. She
raises her own cabbage.
I'VE fear that the sweet singer is
using St Paul directory and we cut
her short, remarking, incidentally, that
if we have omitted any prominent so
ciety people the omission is moi to be
considered a reflection. nor the reflec-
ton an omission, but that such, if any
there be, are probably good hOuSekeep-
erS and amiable.l