New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-04

tratlon the people could look this one with nm,
paccncy.
onion II he drank whiskey shortly after an
Of the fragrant fruit land being Kentucklan he nrs
wonder why Providence spared him~(InneapsSsIs,s:
Tribune
A singular instance Of American business n,uo.
IL afforded by S Louis man, A. j. Jordan. who ba.
established a large cutlery mandatory right pnds.
the noses Of the most formidable rivals he could nos
slbly havc--ln Sheffield England lie declares his In
cntion OF producing of as fine quality A. ann
In the world, and is not dam ed by the gloomy prouh
Giles which arc made regarding his venture. II h.
succeeds 1t will be notable triumph of Yankee audao
ity and technical skill.
Tcacher-Now, George, I will listen TO your com.
position
George trcading)-Knapp was a good boy. Knann
mother ali he could Knapp was aIao Kind e to ms M
brothers and sisters. Knapp had dog Knapn
thought everything Of his dog One day. Knspp~''
Teacher (interruptlng)-k Knapp was nice lad M
doubt: but few pronouns wonldnt hurt him mWh
After so many Knapps / fear you won't want 10 90
to sleep for a week.-Qoston Transcript
For many years visitors in AixIa-Chapelle wcrs
shown great iron mass In tho courtyard Of he Poly
technikum as one Of the cur Dscs Of the city wa,
believed TO be ancen and very remarkable metcof,a
A recent examination by Professor Azruni. however
reveals the fact that 1t Is merely Stag which had accu
mulatcd at the bot Of some primitive smelling fur.
mace
In a Ouandary.-Three or four 1avs AGO q man living
near Vincemncs. Ind came to Detroit In search u
his runaway fe. Tie quite serene his l0ss
saving he didn't 10 make the police any paltiru.
lar trouble about it, but IL they could locate her well
not he would rec proca'n the favor whenever II css
handy. Ono Of the do ectivcs located the isfhless
spouse in a boarding house Laayottc-,t.. and tho
husband started up there with him. They were quite
half way when he suddenly halted and said:
Why she ran away with man!
"Of course"
"And he's here wi IA herr
"Certalny. Both are at the house,
"WcI. well! Just walt and lei think IL over
little. How shall act in he case ? l. il my duty
10 shake hand. with him and ask him why he done H.
jump on his collar a. soon a the door + opcni What
ia the nsual way OF acting under the clrcumsa ncc
anyhow -iDetrOit Free Press
October finished the seasons work OF large por.
ton OF the fishing feet. The close of the month oaId
or engaged other business Tho ma ehegcl catch
has mostly been taken off the Ncw-E gland coast
and has been Of extra large SIZE and quality bnt
like 1886 has teen the lghtcst since 15ii. Tho
aggregate amount OF salt mackcrel landed by the
American ilcet up 10 Oci ODER 90. has been fJGws
1857, 7os47 barrels; 1886, 69,737 barrels le55
10000 Larcls 1854 4Ol, 80 barrels Io.3. IG9,jji
barrels; 1sc2, 30,jls barrels. Goldfish have
abundant than for years the Grand Banks
Of Newfoundland
Wife, have Just been down town and bough,
a pitcher.
Husband (aghast)-Coo heavens! Do you want
to ruin me
Wiie-Why. a cream pitcher only costs quarter.
Husband--Ob, thunder! 1 thought IL was a bass
ball pitcher Detroit Free Press