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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12
WOOL.
Wheeling.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER III.
The market remains in about the same
condition that it was last week, and while
some sales are still being made they are at
reduced prices. Prices are unchanged
from last week, and if anything are a little
firmer. We quote the following prices:
Fine washed ileeces 2Sa30c; fine unwashed
feeces l9a20c; understandable fleeces ola
23c; medium washed fleeces 3la33c; medi-
um unwashed fleeces 24a26c; medium tub
washed tleeces 3la35c.
philadelphia.
PHILADELPHIA, PA. October Wool
Quiet; Ohio, Pennsylvania and West
Virginia XX and above 3la34c; Y 3la
32c; medium 37a33c; coarse 36a3Sc;
New York, Michigan and western fine y
and Xxx Disable; medium 36a37c; coarse
36a37c; fine washed delaine or Y and
XX 33a36c; medium washed cOmbing
and delaine 37a33c; coarse do 37a38c;
Canada washed combing 35a36c; medium
unwashed combing and delaine 2Sa29c;
coarse 2Sa29c.
Boston.
Boston, October 1l.-Wool-Steady;
Ohio and Pennsylvania extra tleeces 3la
3l3c; XX 32a334c; Xxx and above 323a
33c; Michigan extra 30c; Michigan and
Ohio No. l ieeces 3la36tc.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12
WHEELING AND Kim GROVE R. K.

On and sner Monday, May ?, 1881, 1rainson the
Wheeling and Elm Grove K. r., will run as tot-
lows.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12
SCOUb.
Wheeling.

TUESDAY, Oct ober IL.
The cattle market this week WAS slow
with prices the same as last week. The
hog market Was also dull, with prices
unchanged. Messrs. Hudson Il Hayha
furnish the following quotations:
Cattle-l,OG0 to |, 100 lbs stock 34a3ic
per H.. 800 TO 9O0lbs. 3la34c. per H.. 7UG
to 800 lbs. 2ia3c. per ID.
Hogs-Market dull; 42a4}c per ID.
Lambs-GOod at 34a53c per III.
Calves-a5c per ID.
Sheep-24tO4C per ID.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12
BaltlInoeI.
BALTIMORE, October 6.
AT CALVERTON YARDS.

AT CALVERTON YARDS.
BEEF CATTLE-The market this week
was generally heavy, and except for the
extreme tops, which were quite scarce,
prices are quoted as being Gate lower than
Oh last Thursday. The bulk of the offer
ings consisted of common and medium
cattle, the latter predOminating. Butchers
bought over 100 head in excess OF last
weeks purchases, and country dealers
over 169 more, while city dealers nearly
doubled their numbers. We quote at . 90
asa 80, most sales being made at 81 50sS4 90,
with a full number between 81 and g per
100 lbs.
Prices of beef cattle this week ranged as
follows: Best beeves at 81 OOa4 80; those
generally rated as first quality s. OOa3 IS;
medium or good fair quality 81 5Os2 rs;
and ordinary thin steers, oxen and cows
81 25a2 so per 100 lbs.
Of the cattle recei d, 2473 came from
Virginia, SIT from West Virginia, 7 from
Maryland, and 1874 from Ohio, and 16 from
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12

OHIO RIVER RAIIRoan
Time tsbie taking effect June ftb, Ng1,
Passenger trains viii run - foi!ows Gsntsi
time:
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Inhfru.

Capital Prize, = sl5U,UUU
I'VE DO hereby certify that we supervise tHe
Arrangements for all the Monthly and Semi-An-
nual Drawings ofthe Louisians State Lottery Com
peny, and in person nsna.e and control tie
drawings themselves, and tnst the same ar COD
Quoted with honesty. fairness and in good faith
toward ali parties, and We authorize The cirapanl
10 use this certificate, With fsc-simileS OF Hrr ~
natures attached. ia is aive-iFsroeatS'
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12

TOLEDO, o., October ll.-Wheat-
Firm; cash and October 75ic; December
use; May S2sc. COrn-Dull; cash and
May Acc. Glover Seductive and higher;
cash and October 81 10; December 81 30;
February "a 32!.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12

BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD CON
u psny. On and after July II. lH7. paaenect
trains viii run a. follows-wheeling, ~ Sheridan
West OF River, Central time:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12

CleaDS9S the
Nasal PaSSa-
Ses, Allays Pain
and Inflamnla-
ton, Heals the
Sores, Restores
the Senses OF
T a 5 I Q a n d
Smell.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-10-12

aud B ssting Powder. s
b,H,sS 9Sarters for Eckeruann & Wills ceIe.
CSnd'ss, all styles. ian2
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
G)pess,,. ssasA ~ sss,ss .

1losarck;rcclcy wro;c u hard hand.
bas ". f(ar the Camden Post draws II
pc,tty sir&ng In telling the following
ssosy: r. Greeley used Ia write u
mjsryuble kcrawl. One day he sent the
following b the Iowa Press association :
Il have wabc,i TIL longer waiting would
sssm discc&rieou.. and nov decide that
! eknnot u ecnd your press meeting next
Jae. ~ I would do. md ~ many
ep,ta and duties pressing on the ihni.
w3tt the ucigit Of years. ! feel Obliged
q tbciina any invitation that takes UP
-~e da-S s-vy,,rY s.lsr hrs~-,' Oas
u this the recipients, IN consultation
ascintissi. male: Il have wondered
alhlong whether an, >lnir, Ind denied
rg scandal ainu, the president meet
IN. Joe In the we-is an Saturday. !
hive hosniny. carrots and II. X. ties
msc than I could move with eight
sier. II cells ate blish,cd dig them
crdy. Any insinuaiion that brick
owns are dangerous 10 hams gives me
IL. horrors.'-
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
MEEKER, COLO, SATURDAY. MARCH 5, 1887.

perience Of Colorado with bounty legis-
lation has been ~ unfortunate and un-
satisfactory that do not feel justified
in giving my conscst to new legislation
looking TO the payment Of bounties.
Aside from the lessons Of experience
the condition Of our finances ut this
time will not permit. without embarxss-
ment, the expenditure which this act
would impose on our treasury.
While am anxious to protect our
stock interests and to give that industry
every encouragement, the state cannot
afford 10 extend aid by the enactment
OF II Law that is subject To 10 much
abuse and fraud. While moderate
price for animal scalps might have been
beneficial and free from imposture, tho
premiums which this bill pays ARE 70
extravngant. that it would be an induce
ment for evii-minded persons to engage
In unlawful traffic w.sy .Arople oi ....-
joining States and Territories.
For these reasons withhold my sig.
nature from this bill.
ALvA ADAMS, Governor.
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
Ssha, Tree Merit VIII M.

The unprecedented sale of Doschee Is
German syrup within few years. has
axOnisbed the world. 1t is without
doubt the safest and best remedy ever
discovered for the speedy and efectual
cure OF coughs. colds and the severest
lung troubles. II acts on an entirely
different principle from the usually pre-
scriptiOns given by physicians, as 1t
does not dry up cough and leave the
disease still in the system. but on the
contrary removes the cause of the
trouble, heals the parts affected and
leaves them in a purely healthy condi-
tion. A bottle kept in the house for
usa when the diseases make their ap-
pearance. will save doctors bills and n
long spell of serious sickness. a trial
will convince you of these facts. 1t Is
positively sold by all druggists and gem
era1 dealers IN the land. Price, 10 cents.
large bottles.
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
The !Anarrhtsss.

Spies and Ills comrades should be
: Si,ai u new trial there is some com
pbs,tiOn. Neff, who kept the saloon
Z hall In Chicago where the Anarch-
- ised to meet, has Just left for san
D hingO with company OF German
4 Vhgees. before leaving hc said: IF
- and theSther convicted Anarch-
, eaiiy get second trial the State
I 4 make II warm for some people in
3 )aso who believe that nobody knows
4 Sisir close connection with the bomb
lon~ing. honestly believe that Spies
noud avoid second trial under all
u1s1uastances. Az things are now he
= IL par,ioneti; u second trial will
J. h out such additional evidence as
IN snd him and his accompliccs now
b jatto the Rallows sure, and add per-
b.ufa dozen more To the list" II is
~ the mxn fo,ssy' murdered 4" n
ce,iAecticut swamp was the real bomb
lhrtwer and that his death WAS caused
BIZ jp,ne Of the conspira,ors. II is also
gepbst-d that he has left papers which
d Snecusplrs with tho bomb throwing
b-ssnd j. doubt.
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
ns.u Car. for cn,uc.. Fashions.

a Colorado stock raiser. whose hair
wlp ~ long that 1t hung over his ears.
lcoled disg'is,ci when waiter ut the
Hrisss house dining rocm passed him a
pnir Of sugar tongs.
What are them things fur" he
, kesi. raising his eyes 10 the wai'erY
Sugar tenvs." replied the servant.
Lift your sugar on, with them
What's the matter with your fin
lArsY''
f"Nothing. 1 suppose. It's better form
~ Nse the tongs. that's all"
well. TO tell you the truth. stranger.
rctlied the man from the West. ''we are
n 4 much stock on Chinese fashions out
ON way. This new-fangled chop-silck
budness may bc all right here. but II
tin landlord doesn't care III just use
my fingers,
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
N-v.r ,s-.,.,u IN. .Amrm.-

sanity individual tried 10 offer
uIA prayer nj the meeting Of his cred
it's In New York. not long agp.
Asong his creditors was a rough
Sctchmap. who. ~ soon as lie got over
III lamnxcmcnt n, the GOODNESS Of the
pFtcsslings. shouted out: ''sit doom,
ycsomm~i internal hyrocrcct. II y.
al anithcr wurd 10 the Almieh,, in IN,
precncc dom nr IL iinna kick ~.
TIT creditors ruarcd. III. petitioner sat
dom. and the business of the meeting
proceeded in the manner usual on such
OCCASIONS
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
he, Base. ss- s:.r...n.

a Rel publican reporter overheard the
.aiowiiS conversation ai the la,c cattle
mems Y $ll In Denver:
Miss tavrrick-i suppose Texas Is n
very will place. Mr.. ncrcford'
Mr.. ocrcfor,i-Ycs; pretty Wild.
II sulinsr society has few enbellish-
tnents ; that scc'iony'
"No; taint much on trimmins'."
'Of (,ursc there are balls, now md
thsn g''
10. ~; We hev n dancin' party. ce-
casloaak.'
"Do yfu have any germans
swell YOU kin larria' me II we don't.
There u{,st bc ns many NJ two hundred
Of 'cm III Dutch Flat, and there's lots Of
en- all der Texts"
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
rs. coy.,. soar,y ss,,I vetoed /.

Governor Alva Adams has submitted
the following veto message to the House
giving his reasons for refusing to sign
the coyote bounty bill:
Hon. r. II. Stuart, Speaker House Of Repre-
sentativcs;
DEAR SiR-1 return herewith House
bill No. 50. relating to wolves, coyotes,
bears, mountain lions and for other p,,r-
poses, without my approval. The cx.
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05
J.w. HU0Us. n. MAJOR.
J. w. Hugue T. Co.,
BANKERS,
MEEKER, COLORADO.

Transact = General banking business.
Highest pric. paid for County Warrants. In
tsr-st allowed on Time Deposits. Drafts
drawn on Eastern Cities and Europe.
Correspondents. kounixe Bro-., New York:
First National Hank. Omaha; Colorado
National Hank, Denver. }. W. Husus Co.,
Nawiins, wyo,
CsiIsessss. Pssapsiy Attended 10.
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05

We Have the Largest Stock in
the County, and Buy Exclusively for
Cash From First Hands, and are
Therefore Prepared to Make Low
Prices. is Our Aim to Keep Full
Stock of Everything Usually Found
in General Store, and by Fair Deal
ing to Merit Our Share of the Pub
lie Patronage.
The Meeker herald., 1887-03-05

ALL ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09
I'm Mern1Oriarn.

BICKERTON WINSTON, yR., son of BickertOn
Winston and Mary Mcclure winston, died at the
house of his parents, I'm Parker county, Texas, on
the l4th of June. 1887. He was born in Logan
county, KY, Nov. %, 1867, and was 70 years
months and 16 days old Unlike most boys, he
seemed to care but little for scenes of excitement
that lure from home and lead to debauchery and
excess. Home, near the mother he so fOndly
loved was ever to him attractive and beautiful.
There, In the society of those he regarded as his
truest friends, he led a peaceful and quiet life.
About three years ago, at prOtracted meeting,
held In an humble building not far from his home,
he made profession of religion and was baptized
into the fellowship Of the Ash Creek Baptist
Church. During his long decline, the Christians
hope sustained him and gave him patience and
fOrtitude truly wonderful. He seldom uttered a
word of complaint and his life went out as calm
and placid as the setting Of the summers sun:
He often spoke OF heaven as the home to which
he was Fastening; of Jesus as the sinners best
friend, and Of God as the giver OF all good: He
beautiful songs of Zion, repeating the names or
such as Jesus lover of my SOUL" "Shall we meet
beyond the river" II need thee every hour" &C.,
and exhOrted all Of his family and friends to meet
him I'm heaven. The evening he died. when 1t
seemed he yet had strength enough to last several
days, his family sitting near, he directing what
he wanted to get the next day, paused In the con-
versatiOn and said 1.-The time has come for me to
60 to Jesus" and holding out his hand to each babe
all farewell, and just as the sun sank In the west
SO burst the imprisoned spirit from its tenement
of clay and sped on rapid piniOns to the God who
gave to the realms Of happiness to dwell with the
bleSt.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09
VOx POpu1i, VOx Del.

We have always believed that
all that was necessary to be done
in order to carry the railroad prop
osition to a successful issue, was
to let the plain. honest people Of
Frankfort and Franklin county
understand it; to brush away the
pretended arguments of the moss.
backs with the broom Of truth and
common sense.
We now have belief brought to
realization, and hope swallowed
up in victory. And such a vic
tory as it is. too, is one Of which
every honest man may be proud.
1t has, alas, been the case too
often before that the elective fran
chise has been debauched and
honor sacrificed in order to carry
the desired end. In this, thank
God, the people have spoken their
honest judgment uncontrolled and
uninfluenced by money or whisky.
1t was distinctly announced, be-
forehand, by the friends of the
railroad that we would not spend a
cent to corrupt voter, and that
determination was sturdily ad-
hered to until the end.
The progressive people of Frank
fort and Franklin county can stand
up with clean hands and clear con-
sciences and claim this grand vic
tory as the true voice Of the peo-
pie, as it has been honestly ex-
pressed.
We salute our sister counties of
Scott and Bourbon and respect
fully ask them to go and do like
wise.
Vox pobuH, vox De,.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09

we nave nea!Q a great Oeal OF
late about the right of people to
vote taxes on others, &c. Now it
strikes us that people have
right to vote taxes upon them
selves and even if they do vote
those, taxes, and they, Of neces
sity, bear on others, who may not
approve it, who is wronged? The
taxes are equal and uniform.
No tax could ever be levied if it
depended on unanimity Of senti-
ment in its favor.
We have taken the trouble to
examine the assessors books, as
we'll as the poll-books of the three
city precincts, and we find that
the negative vote on the railroad
tax only represents SI75,o64 of
taxable property; while the affirm
alive vote represents within a
fraction Of 50. 900, 900.
Now, in the face of these facts,
who can say that we are voting a
grievous and burdensome tax
upon an unwilling people9 On
the contrary, the largest and
heaviest taxpayers in the county
were the most earnest and enthu-
siastic advocates Of the subscrip-
ton.
We think it is about time that
that arrant hypocrisy, in the shape
of tender regard for some supposed
case of hardship, should be un-
masked, and the fact made patent
that it is simply and alone the
plea Of the demagogue and the
trickster. Away with all such
stuff! If you are honestly OPP
posed to all progress and internal
improvement, say so like men and
be honest enough to acknowledge
your real sentiments but don't
attempt to hide behind the sup
posed interests of others. They
don't need or ask your sympathy.
We admire a man who has the
manhood to assert his opinions,
even if we think he is in error.
Be independent and true men, or
cease to claim the name.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09
Nox popuA, vox Del.

1t is a good sign that, whenever
the people can be brought to see
that their vital interests are the
same, they can lay aside all minor
differences, and, striking hands,
they can march on in solid col.
umn to a glorious victory. Such
things do more to obliterate the
bitternesses of the past than all
else beside. 1t makes men chart
table as regards the opinions o.
others. 1t leads them to remem-
Der that other people can be as
honest as they are and yet differ
with them as to the means neces
sary to an end.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09
Obituary..

On June 7th, little FLOYD an eight year old son
of Thomas hulett, fell from q tree, his head
striking stone fracturing the skull near the left
temple Drs. Reynolds, Robinson and Ad AIMS
dressed the wound taking out eight pieces OF
bone, and everything possible was done to ale
viate his suffering, but alasl for human skill. the
fatal blow was already given. and. on June q, he
passed from earth
The sorrow stricken family have our sympathy.
Farewell, dear Floyd, sweetly sleep,
We would not call thy spirit back,
Though to thy grave we come and weep,
Our feet shall follow in thy track.
FRIEND.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09

Quite a number of refreshing
showers of rain have fallen this
week, making the face of all
nature smiling again.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09

Now that our railroad election
is over, we don't know what our
friend Isle, Of the Winchester
Democrat, will do for editorials on
the railroad question.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09
1880 MAJ GRITTY,

The following is the official vote
Of this county on the proposition
to subscribe for $4,000 Of stock
in the Paris, Georgetown and
Frankfort Railroad Company, on
Wednesday,:
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09

Frankfort is pretty obstreperous
and hard to manage sometimes,
but when she sets her head to do
the handsome, the old girl gener-
ally gets there by considerable
majority.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09

"The percessions done move, "
and the progressive people are
driving the team that is pulling
the triumphal car. Moss-backs
jump in and stop your growing.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09

The mechanics and laboring
men are already beginning to feel
the effects of the revival of hope
occasioned by the passage of the
railroad subscription. Some who
We're about to leave home to seek
employment elsewhere are busily
at work and have more calls for
their services than they can fill.
Everybody is feeling the cleo
trical and revivifying effect Of the
glorious victory of progress on
Wednesday last.
Hurrah for progress, enterprise,
and prosperity!
The Frankfort Cornet Band are
entitled to our thanks 1or de-
lightful serenade, on Wednesday
last. The boys outdid themselves
on the occasion Of the torch-light
procession and the day Of the
election, and deserve and should
receive the gratitude of everybody.
We have heretofore given our
opinion Of these boys, and now
simply reiterate it. When you
want good music, let our boys
make it for you, and you will be
sure to be satisfied.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09
M A II Il 1 H -.

On Sunday, July 2, 1887, by Rev. Geo. F. Bagby
NIX. WILLIE ROssON and Miss MATTE QUINLEY,
all of this city
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1887-07-09
TIE FINE Hols!E!H !siEs!AH BULL
Aggie Jessie's Netherland

WILL BE PERMITTED TO SERVE A LIN
w tied number of cows during the season of
1887 at my farm, Oh Owen turnpike, one mile
from Frankfort.
Aggie Jessie's Netherland III. +. II. B., vol. /.
No. 500 comes from two Of the best families of
Is as good as that of any breed or family of cattle
known. He is of fine size and we'll formed. and is
In excellent condition. Terms for the season
(due at time OF servce), IS.
April 303m.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1887-07-21
BEN: PERLEY POoRE.
A Merited Tribute to the Memory of q
Useful Author and Journalist.

Useful Author and Journalist.
The death of this distinguished jour-
nalist rightly eyokes an unusual tribute
of respect from the American press.
BE passes away, nearly the last of a
brilliant line of newspaper mon whose
individual fame wss made before the
telegraph fused all mental effort into
that inchoate mass now looked for and
known as "the daily dispatches. Aside
from his work as newsgatherer and
political spectator, Ben: Perley Poore
earned the gratitude of every writer in
the land through the great number of
reference works which he published.
He taught the teachers of men,. The
book of Webster in the proof-rooms and
the manuals and directories of Ben:
Perley Poore in the cditorial-rooms have
been for the last quarter Of a century
the volumes most often open to consul
tation. If a young man write a .boox
nowadays, of which 100000 copies are
distributed, the papers begin drafting
his g, andfather's history; but 300, 1000
copies of Major Poore's Life Of Gem
eral Taylor were sold over thirty years
ago. He was in every social way
highly distinguished; all the societies OF
the East claim share in his obsequies.
He wore colon instead of period in
his name, and why he did it God only
knows; but, because the man was really
illustrious, there was not printer in
the land who would not go borrowing
sorts all over the Office rather than fail
to humor this typographical whim.-
CHICAGO Herald.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1887-07-21
ALL IN A NAME.


.,... her stiIl-yes, worse than ever,
M %Tscnrh three whole weeks since last We met
,..s corne and gone. o, never, neveri
~ sirteenth love can forget!
csteenth and last--this flames immortal,
Sinco Iuckicss fortune introduced
Hm 70 my sight, and so cut snort all
m summers calm at 'Buzzard's Roost."
4 ne was fair! so tall and graceful,
f,eh lovely eyes, SO arch smile!
n dyrss was CONNIE II faut and tasteful,
g,r hangs arranged in sweetest style.
~ Tey she sang my favorite ditty
sAis heart to bondage straight reduced,
"a vet she lives-ah, dreadful PITY
mia maiden lives at ''Buzzard' s Roost."
4 h;deo,s nameK Kromance dispellingl
~ breathe il here I've not the face; as
M hcw absurd I'd feel a-telling
M sweetheart lives in such placel
MARINA would curl her lip disdainful,
Fhe girls would giggle quite amused,
para would grin-it's really painful
Shat she should dwell at "Buzzard's Roost.' =
!, oa,ous nane--past all lrefining.
Wet blanket on loves ardor casti
I'm really quite unwell with pining,
nv appetite is failing fast.
p says my countenance Is detected,
NV weights OF least TWO pounds reduced;
M sass; /; "My love, your hearts affected"
Thef heart-was lost at "Buzzard's Roost."
!. duIcet verse I'd fain be singing
Her cbarms-my love to listening fame.
rsir maid of - may ones thoughts upwingins
Ta,l clogged with that absurdest name.
gor maids OF Athens or Castillo
nv fettered muse might rise unloosed;
But efzfa0as me what could sound sfllier
Than odes to maid of Buzzard's Roost?"
-Detron Free Press