The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-09-03
BRIGHT BITS.


And bees do roam in yandal bands
Thro buckwheat intricacicS
The thrUshes in some fiowery thatch
Do hold sylvan kirmess,
And urcbins quit the melon patch
With sEos in epidermis.
Yonkers Gazette
Ir is said that st. Peter is falling into the
habit of identifying Nebraska people by the
rope marks on their necks.-NebTaSkd State
Journal.
Il SAW cool deed this morning." re-
marked Fangle OF the supper table. What
was it, asked his wife, with deep interest.
''The title to an ice house." replied the wretch.
Life.
NEVER ask a girl if she believes in love in
cottage unless YOU can show a clear deed to the
cottage. 1t would be well to have the deed with
you, and show it as a curiosty.-LouiSUttle
Democrat.
CoNpucToR-sh sschtop; de piece vas gon
GUIDED.
Won Blutwurst-ve hat schtopped You vas
geepng time init dot thunder storm outside,
amt it?--LJe
OF course, when such ticklish piece of bust
pess as handling the Scotch Thistle is to be IN
dertaken there must be bold Volunteer, and
it cannot be done without Paine.-BoSton Com
nercidt Bulletin.
THEY tell of a lady who was not afraid to be
called a woman; Yet it is just worth mentioning
that mere woman is so tlckled when she is
called a lady that she shows herself to be moth
ing of the kind.-1he Judge.
A MAN escaped from a Rhode Island Jail by
making rope of newspapers twisted together
Newspapers have got many a scoundrel into
jail but they are not often used to get Scoun-
drelS -LedCenlcorth Times.
DEYouNG-By Jove! That's stunning suit
Miss Van Goldville has on
DeSmith-YaaS; she is evidently trying to get
as near as possible to the style worn by her
grandmother
DeYoung-Gra Who?
DeSmith- Eve.-J1dge.
John" said the heart broken lady to her
sick husband, 1.-THE minister is down stairs
would you like to see him."
Il think it would be advisable" responded
John, feebly.
And, John, he may suggest that you endow
chapel or something OF that sort?"
Don't be alarmed responded the invalid re-
asSurtpgly, Il am not sick enough for that yet. -"
lid Bits
A New YORK Times financial gossper notes
the fact that Jay Gould has turned 81, 000, 900
more of his bonds into cash. This makes
$1,000, 900 within thirty days. and asks: 'What
does Gould want with all this ready CASH." Mr.
Gould ID man who keeps his own counsel but
il looks as though he was going to have all the
plumbing in his house changed on account of
that blessed baby of George's.-BufdLo Com
nlerctdI
SURPRISED OIT1ZEN-Isn't this Gen. Croton,
the celebrated temperance orator:
Beam ended individual That'sh my (hic-g-
gil NAME SIR
Citizen-How did you come into this disgrace
full condition.
Beamended Northumberland sheventeen
bartenders on excuse me; thought your foot
wash dog Professionally s'cured evidensh thish
morn .-Puck
A GENERAL CoMPLALNT-Among housekeepers
in Savannah who are obliged to put out their
washing by the week, is that their clothes are
so rapidly destroyed and so often returned in a
sloveply condition. The mystery may possibly
be solved by a conversation. said to have been
overheard some days since.
Hello Tom I want to know how you can
keen so fat and dress so fine when you don't do
no kind O. work.
HE! he!'' replied the well and fashionably
dressed dude of tawny hue don't you know
dat one O my gals is a cook and the tother one
a washer lady ~
An! OATS it, eh!H
Eyes, dat's it for shu but don't you say
noting about it, you hear" STRAws