San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1887-11-17
CAPER SAUCE.

Gan II De Salu OF an ola roper tDat ne
ever has sober second thought ?-Bos-
ton Post.
Would 1t be correct to call red nosed,
impOrtuRing tramp kind OF a damask
rose? -Ou City Blizzard.
A murderer recently returned to his
home at HaZletOn, Pa. to collect S23
due him, and was captured.
The first agricultural society In the
United States was formed by South
Carolina planters in 1884, and Is yet In
existence.
Albums containing beautiful autumn
leaves are being sent abroad to give the
foreigners correct ideas Of American TO
liage.
William Wallis. aged sixty. died Al
Houghton, Mich, from the effects OF I.
bite received from the teeth OF an insane
man.
The speaking trumpet used by ship'
Mt sea IL very early invention, one OF
them being used by Alexander, 1t j.
said, In 1856 B. G.
The name "Sick Man." by which TuT
key Ia often referred to, WAS applied t.
that country by the Car Nicholas, Jan
usry IA, 1854.
Here is the little sum | owe you
"Ah, bad completely forgotten 1t.
"GOu should have told me that sooner
L Exchange.
Something new In connection with
New York church weddings Ia to have
one or more pews reserved for the fam
lily servants"
A petrifed peanut she'll has beer!
found In the upper gallery Of the theate
at Pompeii. Gods have been gods In all
ages.-Life.
Lieut.. Bangs Registering at Los An
geles hOteD WHATS a good room
WORTH" CIerk-"RoOms are worth ST
now; but prices NAV advance during the
ht."-Tid-Bits
Col. Cody, having introduced Ameri-
can mixed drinks to the LOndOners,
John l.. Sullivan will proceed to initiate
them into the mysteries of American
punch.-New York World.
The Buffalo Courier tries to show how
a man can live on 81 week. 1t is done
here In Detroit by q man borrowing the
rest from his friends.
We like the business character OF the
| young man who, after he had been kick
| ed down stairs, came back to the irate
| kicker to find out who made his boots
Western Plowman.
A runaway couple seated on the back
| of a small mule, rode up to the court
house at Milton, Fla, the other day and
were married by the county judge.
A literary lyoeum In q western town
| is wrestling over the question, is the
| proper definition OF an editor man who
puts things in paper or man who
keeps things out?"
Three months imprisonment was the
| sentence gwen an Englishman who at
tempted. brit failed, to steal u hot plum
| pudding, but found 1t too hot to carry
and dropped it on the floor.
Gibbons (who isn't handsome, but
thinks he is, and ogles pretty girls) 81
want to get something which my wife
will appreciate. Now, what would you
suggest ?'' Sales woman-"Why don't
you go into the saddler's. two doors be
low, and get her pair OF binders ?"-
Puck.
"Here's box addressed to you" said
the wife of prominent man. II don't
think you'd better open II, though
"What shall we do with it?' "I'll tell
you; Well take il out and get the hired
girl to open 1t. She has lit the fire with
Kerosene three times this week, and
don't think that dynamite will hurt
her."-WashlngtOn Critic.
First Chicago Mani hear there is
to be another bread or blood PARADE
| Second Chicago man-"Yes, l have
heard about it," "And they are com.
| ing right down the street you live on
and may lombard your house" Il have
arranged to prevent that. The process
sion won't pass my house; they will
| turn of at the next corner" Loot {
| DOllce guard2n 0NO I've erpcted a EipI
! there: "Men Wanted. "--OMaha World