The Portland daily press., 1887-02-12

The beginning OF disease is a slight debility or
disorder of some of the vital organs, the stomach,
the liver or the bowels usually There are dys-
peptic symptoms, the liver is troublesome, the
skin grows tawney and unhealthy looking, there
are pains in the right side or through the right
shoulder blade. The climax is often an utter
prostration Of the physical energies perhaps
fatal issue. But if the difficulty is met in time
with Hostetter's Stomach Btters, which is always
effective as remedy, and it should be resorted to
at an early stage, there will be no reason to APP
prehend those Injurious subsequent effects upon
the system often entailed by entirely cured dis
cases. Far better is it, also, TO employ this safe
remedial agent in fever and ague, and other mala-
rial complaints, than quinine and other potent
for time, ruin the stomach and impair the gen.
erai health.
''This diary is only ruled out for January" said
a gentleman in a book store.
"Yes," replied the stationer; "our experience
IN the business has taught us that no one ever
gets beyond the first month"
carter's Little Liver Pills are free from all
crude and Irritating matter. Concentrated medi-
cine only; very small; very easy to take; no
pain; no gripping; no pnrgng.
A gentleman IN high official circles. when
Young man. went West with slick citizen by the
name of Robinson from his own town to go into
business together After an absence of year he
WELL, said a friend meeting him, show are
youP You are looking first rate How did you
leave Robinson? is he holding his own?
Eyes, and mine, too"
Safe, reliable, harmless, and cheap is DR.. Bulbs
Cough Syrup. We do not wonder at its popularity.
'He saw before him the Gladiator die" Yes,
and he wouldn't perhaps, ii there had only been
sensible man to rub him well with Salvation oil.
He Ito Pittsburg heiress)-Do you know. Miss
Wandergrift, whose father is reported TO be so
very rich?
She glass and pig from oh, no. indeed The
Wandergrfts do not belong to our set at all They
are so new, you know! Their money comes from
natural gas
Cocaine, todoforn1 or FdeYcurials in
any form in the treatment of catarrh or hay fever
should be avoided as they are both injurious and
dangerous Iodoform is easily detected by its
offensive odog. The only reliable catarrh remedy
on the market to-day is Ely's Cream Balm, being
free from all poisonous drugs. 1t has cured
thousands of acute and chronic cases, where all
other remedies have failed. A particle is applied
into each nostrils; no pain; agreeable to use.
Price so cents Of druggists.
A Hart county beau visited his sweetheart. Az
ter sitting in silence for half an hour an idea
struck him, and stealing glance at the girl on
the other side OF the fireplace lie whispered:
"DuZ you love rabbits?
sY-a-S.'
"itRjn't the gravy good?
The ieewas broken and in a few minutes both
parties were occupying one chair, with every APP
pearance of ease and comfort.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is
daily working wonderful cures is female diseases
1T is highly recommended by physicians
First Artist-Your studio boy tells me you are
in trouble.
Second Artist-Yes, will have to have help.
Last night housepainter accidentally overturned
his paintpots on my exhibition picture, which
have been working on for a year just LOOK at
it,
"Don't be discouraged; that's easily fixed"
"Eh"
"Tell the hanging committee you have become
an impressonist."