Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-05-10
ERB oTo LOVE-
Sest TO matrimony-
ne wives were wooed

ERB "TO LOVE"
Jest 10 Matrimony-
ne wives were Wooed
n.
are often the result OF acci-
ms strange, but the most
Aons will conceive an ire
achment at the suggestion of
look. When once under
the verb "to love-" they 60
the forms and finish of the
X the verb before the altar.
give the subject the con-
it deserves, but the many,
ason to fear, are guided by
1 DOCTORS FEE.
,nt doctor, who had saved the
adv, q personal friend, was
barge. He said he generally
patient friends to remunerate
y thought befitting. i,
n't you often get disappointed
rms 7" she inquired.
say, never. -
are so easily pleased. here, =
hyfully gave him her empty
IN the other she concealed q
handsome sum. "How
,uld have taken you inl' she
,a~csro kha choCk.
Eou have only succeeded in
ne ou.s he said, declining to
her hand. "Don't insult me
eek; / am most generously
she understood the doctors
and wished to help him out OF
rate the giving of her hand led
fer his heart.
THE PsICE oE A RING.
With q fine figure having taken
to . valuable ring which she
eted in shop window. went
examipe it. at is'exceedingly
wish it were mine," she said
flying herself. "What smaiiei
build ten pt you!"
,sher figure like the figu-e tefore
said, giving her ~ admirine
The same time. 'sIt is exceed'
hyolv. I wish--I could tempt
% the ring"
ink I'll take it," she said. laying
The money amid bushes. OF
10 accepted the money. but get
address, he made such good use
mint that the next ring which she
3 given by him In church.
A HAPPY REJoINDER.
dy in : railway train kept looking
The window, with her head for
until she remembered that the
man opposite might possibly OBJ
4 cut of the viewY" che asked.
erely Of ell / do not wish to see,
5lied gallantly.
) ice having been thus broken,
entered into conversation. found
we're to get out at the same station
new each others friends. The res
plain sailing into what somebod,
ssthe matrimonial heaven.
ARED.HEADED MATCH.
4 was how gentleman got his wife
3. in . tobacco shop, he asked
,6hind the counter, who happene'
,ye red hair, if she would oblig
With Z match. "With pleasure,
viii have . red.headed one" will
: suggestive, demure smile tina
,tuslly the red.headed match wa
ID over.
BOUGHT THE WHOLE OUTFIT.
yeung man ct > church bazaar wa
onholed by . lady; she would no
him 20 until he bought something
|ooked ct her stall, which containe'
\ work of various kinds. ''Why,
aid, II zee nothing here that woul'
the least use to me, bachelor
pt yourself. The rest would b.
TO me at any price"
viii be cheap enough, /" she saiG
'ingly.
L You could be dear enough. per
}, come. you are Just the person
I" taking him by the arm.
. sold him one article after another
ing up IN agreeable conversation
while, and before all was done HI
purchased everything on the stand
!, ct settling up, there was some
Z said about discount. II can no
r. any money" she said, blushing
IL you think me dear enough
e'e mamma. she may give you M,
L" The bargain was accordingl,
'luded.
WANTED A MATE.
skipper of coastiag vessel calle,
10 village inn and asked the land
, . young widow: "Do you knos
70 T can get a mate? / have lost m.
D."
am sorry for you, Mr.. NJ,
she, smiling. 81 want man, too
canuot get one. As we are in tn
} position, I'll tell you what I'll do
ou1 be mine I'll be yours" ii
ID with the bargain, and the widow
ling to her word, be is now supplies
two mates.
MUST BE A WIFE.
ais was ingenious enough, like tn
of the theatrical manager who wa
ght to the point when he called t
I'm his leading actress that he ha
red play at last which was sure +
, . long run.
What have you reserved for mel
asked.
You are to be charming sweetheal
on are"
L there wife in the play!"
There il.
Then l have charming sweethear
/ am tired. must be 9 wife in tt
rum" And she was.
BROUGHT HER A HUSBAND.
Are you married yet, Kitty" said
n on meeting an old acuuaintano
: returning from long voyage.
No; that somebody has never come.
All, then, / have brought him afte
al of bother" said he, throwing hi
B around her, and the matter wa
. and then settled.