The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1887-03-29

You Will want to enter something for the coun-
" tan, i suppose, Mr.. Hayseed?n said the chair
man OF the agricultural society.
WAL, yes" replied Mr.. :Hayseed; "you kin
put me down for the biggest hog in the county,
Extra Liability to MalariaI Infection.
Persons whose blood Is thin, digestion weak
and liver sluggish, extra-liable to the attacks
of maiarial disease. The most trihing exposure
may, under such conditions, infect a system
which, II healthy, would resist the masmatic
faint. The only way TO secure immunity from
malaria in Localities where it is prevalent. is to
tone and regulate the system by improving weak
ened digestion, enriching the blood and giving
wholesome impetus TO hillary secretion. These
results are accomplished by nothing SO effectiyey
as HoStetter's Stomach Bitters, which long ex-
perience has proved to be the most reliable Safe
guard against fever and ague and kindred disor-
ders, as well as the remedy for them. The Bit
ters are moreover, an excellent inyigorant of the
organs OF urination, and an active depurent elm
mating from the blood those acrid Impurities
which originate rheumatic ailments.
Lady lin uptown store)-why, Mrs. is this you,
and in mourning2 hadn't hearn Ihat-that-
ago.
LADY, am so shocked Was his death sud
Mrs. s-very; without warning. He died of a
cola contracted only the day before. Aren't the
Perhaps no local disease has puzzled and
baffied the medical profession more than nasal ca
tarrh. While not Immediately fatal it is among
the most distressing, naeseous and disgusting ills
the flesh is heir to, and the records show very
few or no of radical cures of chronic catarrh
by any of the multitude of modes of treatment I'M
I'll the Introduction of Ely's Cream Balm few
years ago. The success of this preparation has
been most gratifying and surprising.
Mine Booster-I tell you, it's one of the biggest
mines m Nevada. am sure that you will invest
after I've shown you few p'ints"
=, Cautious old granger-Pd sooner see some of
the quartz.
More cases of sick headache, biliousness, con-
stipation, &C., can be cured in less time, with less
medicine, and for less money, by using Carter's
Little Liver Pills, than by any other means.
II say Dumley," remarked Robinson with
som some lndignation hear you have reported about
''YOu have owed me $50 for several years."
THAT may be. but don't owe you anything
now. That 500 debt became outlawed tile first
of the year. You ought not TO spreod damaging
reports about man." continued the still indlg-
DIR. y. N. TINDAL says: 81 prescribed 'Di-
gestylin' to female patient for case of stomach
trouble running through period of five years it
proved effective where everything else tried
failed"
soldby all druggists, s1.Oo per bottle, or W. f.
Kidder Co., Manufacturing Chemists. SO John
ST., N. Y.
A Jacksonville, Fla, writer saws: The town is
full of Northern folks, and the. position of the
natives is well stated in the words of little dar-
I'm de summer, sab, we lives Often dc fishes;
and in de winter we lives often de sick Yankees"
The people may talk about humbugs and pa |
tent medicines as much IS they please but we |
stick to the plain fact that Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup
will cure cough quicker than any physicians |
prescriptions.
No better liniment than Salvation Oil. 20
cents
A young married man recently came home tow
ard midnight. He might have Jared pretty well |
had he not worn his hat to his bedroom
John, said the offended wife, why didn't you |
take your hat off?"
.'sh!" said John, "Pm all right; how'self?p
You are not all right, john Why didn't you
"shl sh, my dear; dash all right thought
hrst would take il of, but was fraid might
Backache is almost Immediately relieved by
wearing one of Carter's Smartweed and Belladon-
ma Backache Plasters. Try one and be free from
pain Price 25 cents.
Omaha man-Seems to me you folks badly need
civlzing.
California man--Eh? How?
81 saw In the paper the other day that stran-
ger in Oakland visited every bookstore in hopes
Of buying Bible, and could not find one sin The
place."
"oh, that's on account of the climate"
"Climate?'
Eyes, folks are so healthy there they never
think of Bibles.