New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-06-12
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAY.
Poor Major Ben: Perley Poore's colon has becons
q full stop.
The intelligent compositor thus murdered society
Stem In a Chattanooga paper the other day: "Miss
Davis beautiful dress Of black satn decaletts.
god-cmbrodepd founces and morchal neal roses
Mrs L. S. Colyar looked lovely In handsome COS.
tune of sophie blue velvet, entwaln trimmed witt
indesoent possomentrles."
Faubourg st. Germain. Said q warehouses a Ia
mode, whose title Is Of this century 70 an elderly
the megatherium and the mastodon innocenty played
together on tho plains Of France tsnt a.. ,o.t.o,
amoyt the we each bsrs Of
powder. while Yours contains barrels Of powder for
your charming face.r-lTown Topics.
Mayor Hewitt doesn't believe In sprinklins sand
tho streets, but there Is good deal OF sand Ia
tho letters which he writes.
body lives over shop, 4 the house 30 Of two stone
or uses his lower floor for stabng the horses, quar-
1sn g q. s,osns ss; q incl. Ev s%ees Sssse.s
aaS S%I sn % na;
Americans consider most desirable Go to call upon
family q known wealth, and il there Is not shoe
front door, or taiiorshop or hardrsssing or black
b are oSseS to o. @
tho gauntlet Of horses heels. besides viewing the
paraphefnal1a OF the forcvcrOpen kitcnens ana
Ing tho next meals menu.N Sacramento Record.
aThe washington Critic, says that q large numbcr
.of have taken up their abode In the vicinity
Of the White House. This Will make it very handy
for the Democrats who may want to eat crow one
Of these days.
DR.. Phillips Brooks, It is said, is to be acom
he Is at last to DO under somebody's commands, how
would it do for the Queen to command him to talk
little more slowly p Boston Transcript
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tho famous Oos-vougeot-is soon to be sold at suc
ton 1t Is only plot Of little hundred acres,
but tho product which 1t yields heads tho list Of the
great Burgundy vntages, which Is equivalent In the
opinion of many TO saying that IT is the first wine IN
the world AS the French owe their choicest liquer
to the Carthusians, they their finest Burgundy
to the Ciserclans: PR 1t they who, In the twelfth
century, first planted the grape which produces 10
and from which 1t has taken its name 1t soon ae'
Qulred a European reputation. hogshead Of tho
generous gift for king. Jean do Bus
sieres, Of tho prors Of the order, received red
hat from Gregory XII In exchange for thirty casks
Of the wtne-a 1.-THE Of years produce. The yield
rose 700 casks In 1885, but 1t does not average
more than about half that quantity.
That was o bold manager who ventured to bring
ont "The MikadO" In Yokohama and discreet a.
well as he had the forcthought to engage lawyer.
phraseo'ogy Of the text. So they called it "Thres
little Maids from school, sang the opening chorus
of SIAM and In other ways fixed the text so as hos
to offend loyal Japanese TWO performances nee Sen
given. and brought In more money than had SIX OF
any other work in the company's repertory- Boston
Transcript
The recent improvement In printing presses may
be seen in the wonderful machine which has Just been
set I'D In the press-room OF "The Mall and Expnss'
OF this city and of which handsome cut was printed
IN yesterdays issue Of that bright and newsy paper
The rapid increase in the circulation OF "The Man
and Express" has been thoroughly deserved and
Major Bundy is to be heartily congratulated upon the
fact that growth Of the paper has been so great
as 20 require facilities for printing 1000 copies per
minute.
A stem winder. Macon boasts Of one Of the most
,ditp professors of ma hcmatcs be found in the
United States lilo published seric, Of aritbmetcs
that has been adopted In many schools throughout
the length and breadth OF tho land. Eecentiy
Dear Sir viii YOU please send me the price Of
KEY TO your Thnd Grade Arithmetic. / have been
using it in my school and like Rsc but want Key
Tho professor received the eplstle and wrote on
pOisii r, facI wiseacrr SIR 1t has no key. 1t
Is q stem wlnder-t ATLANTA Constitution
II the Queen should command citizen Philips
Brooks TO preach TO her. "The Springfield Union
hopes that he will In the sermon of course, give than
august lady piece Of his mind
Mss Gushington--Do you go to the mountains or
the shore this summer, Mr.. Foggf -.
foge-wel really, haven't thought much about
1t but l shall most likely 20 to the mountains az
usual. -, .,,, ,, ..hu.
Miss Cushington-Oh. should think you'd rather
60 70 the beach. DO you know that think the sea-
beach is perfect paradlsef -.
Fogg-Yes the style Of dressing at the beach does
remind OF tho fashions prevalent In PARADISE
(Boston Transcript.
In Turnbull County. Ohio, the churches are having
"crazy sociables."
Edward Payson Weston, the once famous pedes;;
~, - now said TO DO reporter on Now YORK
daily II is supposed be writes the footnotes'-
tNorristown Herald.
A young New-Yorker now on Western ranch eN
gagged to wealthy Brooklyn maiden. in letter 10
a gentleman in this city, decisies that things arr not
all rosy In the great and boundess West He Is
working as stabe-boy and is glad &c find even this
employ ment though it pays but little than the
cost Of his board.
ats no use talking, old man. II would be simple
folly for to try 10 make up with her shct
never forgive me no matter what l say, ir 4 lou
her her new tauor-mate suit dld not become her'
"Humphl ! didn't know 1t was as serious as
that."ATown Topics.
aThe western Waterman" Roman Catholic jour
nal OF St. Louis responsible for the statement that
there not negro worshipper in al the eighty
Protestant churches Uf st. Louis.
Tho street run In groups, one never being
seen alone two together, but always three or Ou
In q row less than half block apart. Instead Ot
starting from the terminus every five or ten
menutes, several are started at once every hall hoa
To each car IL requires two conductors Dosles no
driver, and also In many places two or thfee s0e'
armed cap-a-pie. The first conductor approaches
passenger, sells him ticket and pockets the nrhe!
and soon the second conductor comes along and takes
I'D the bit of printed pasetcard meanwhile the Dfass
puttoned guardians of the peace stand goweling upon
some respects the GSubleconiuctor system l. petn
than the "punch the presence, OF the-p%ssehSaiio
mode OF tho United states but though tho sOliers
are provided insure the safety OF passengers LIN
rol bcrs and revolutonists timld person II n,o.o
worried by their presence than by & letter 10
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