The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1887-08-04

in? Servant maid-There are two of
US. Which do you want to see?-Iid-
BITS.
Briareus was the only NEUROLOGICAL
character who could be perfectly hap
Ply while driving out with his girl. He
had 100 harrington Free
Press.
Robinson-Don't You think Simp-
kins is a very bright young man?
Dumpsey-Well-yes; he would be if
his cheek was poished.-BarltngtO'a
Free Press.
Minister (making a calD-And do
you always do as your mamma tells
you to, Flossie? Flossie (emphati-
cally)-I guess do, and so does papa.
-NcU York Sun
An English writer says: THE girl of
England stands alone" That's just
the difference; the girl of America
always has a host of admirers about
her.--S0merriiIe Journal.
First student of medicine-I say,
Fritz, did you see those boys stick out
their tongues atus? Second student
Yes, and it does me proud. They
evidently take Us for full-tledged doc
tors.-From the German.
She-John, why do you spend so
much time at the ball games? Isn't it
a waste of time and mouey to 90 every
day? He-Heayens, Jennie, don't you
want me TO have some sort Of stand
ing in the business world?
"And what do you think of the en-
CraC rim
inquired "A lover, tenderly. Jenny an
swered in delighted tones: ooh, it's
beautiful-in fact, the handsomest one
ever had given to me. "-Judge.
Miss Shawsgarden (of St. Louis to
Miss Breezy of Chicago We'll, how
is everything in Chicago? Dull as
usual, | suppose. No; things are
looking very bright? How is the pas
turage in st. is?-4e,0 YORK. Sun.
First farmer-Ever been up to the
city? Second farmer-Once. ''Only
once, Ell? Got took in, did YEP" "Yes,
but I'm gettin' even on them thar city
folks now" ''Ye air? How?" I'm
takin' city boarders. "-Onahd World.
The best and most potent anti-pov-
erty society that we know anything
about is the one formed by the close
alliance of health, industry, and tenn
perance. That association knocks
poverty out every time.-Mari60ro
Times.
Sunday-school teacher-And now
YOU may ask any question you like
little hoy in the back row holds up
his hand.) Teacher-Well, what is it,
Willie? NIllle-Be we goln to have a
picnic this year - PttS6arg ChrOa'-
tcle.
Don't You suppose." said a mem
Der of the police force. that DO
liceman knows a rogue when he sees
him? mo doubt, was the reply;
''but the trouble Is. that he does not
seize rogue whom lie knows him. -
BuBaio Commercial,
.,Do Won call this band of piclzed
musicians?" said hotc! manager to
the header Of a summer band. Zach,
dot yos so, blck EN- mineself, re-
piled the hAndua-tar. ''WeIl, then
YOU picked them before they were
ripe. - ChrtSttun Union.
mo said rompkins. Il no lonrrr
caII 90, MS Robinson. You know
She's a fine performer on the piano.
but cot tired OF hearing the same
piece every ltae l called: wv nat
was tIie p'eCg: 3shed ! llmarSn; Men
delSSohn Wedding March -NeW
loFI o""'
Deacons who condemn the ballet at
tend the circus and watch with inter-
est the saItatory exercises of the
short-skirted female rider. The horse
rahtS 'he oulse On anu mi hlaNe9 Ills
mo- : a. ~ '''.'iiiiei' M n9 D
aiiiiIlt' ,.io iio'Sp ~ 70 " SUI
-. u'Se''C,
James, SAID the hlgh-school girl,
please take me to an Ice-cream sa-'
loon; NiNey, replied her grace,
Ie51 ofotiier' III iioI punt that way
W. 'oii '.'e o'i(,i aM iIi 9i,',, SaS
~ -. ond usccifoot;ons ?,
p;Jt,L,,i.l, I,.,,,
mess trip TO Parls)-Oh' what lovely
diamonds what exquisite pearls; ana
All Tor ne? MI h. es, dear From
t l' crown !eMtI Saie' MIS- Tow Lpav'
10y H'ss5 ny you nus $500 ~ poen
0'It NV, =, ? va ''''' o'0' i'''iii'uo' you'
f'e"c" ""'
Il hope our chatter does not dis
tmb you, said miss to a gentleman
who was composedly reading a paper
in the midst Of the hubbub caused by
half dozen yivacious school girls.
Oh not at all, was the reply; Il
have eight daughters OF my own. -
PtttS6urg DiSbGtch.
4 fellow hardly realizes how GOOD
the facilities for travel are in this
countrr mill he reads in the naners
ono wool that the Nov Yort I-eoisla-
ture has adjourned, ami the next week
that a man has tried to steal the light
ning-rod off "A house down in Texas
!SonferrilIc Journal
Il am saddast who, T sinon walled