New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-25
THE Talk OF THE DAY

MIRA sarah rlrich Kelly the card OF shanty iln''
&c busy with hot Presidential boom. she CONSUMERS
lat her name lorr vii e,'ct her Tor Sa' Ala wiz zap
turc the Yankers. Urich IN" Germans anu N''y I'D
Irish. And II the vote OF any ohcr Nauo'aS >'"n'a
nrovc TO lc important Mrs. Kelly viii promptly rise
to rho situation by adding appropriate name TO her
present tile.
Mr. Cleveland and his slrepy Cabinet VIII find Mr.
Dickinson a hustler right nom baskerville When
hh takes cha x % the AdniinstrailDn ana -',, as
men in limo r s going TO ." regular ionrh.pt'uy
from tina, t'mc on. Yol can boz on Slr imns "
Won bet that some think hat his FIRST move WI
Ie To- turn the country upside down and pm CUT mo
Nugwnnls as they don't Sccr 10 bc hoidNg on very
tight bni Hon'' ict on tha'. lie IS nor hkey 70
drr>s the Icg'uSeS MP IN Cvil Service uniforms ana
sand lrm ou T. preach the gospel Of i-io m by day
and rarh tho primarc, by night We feel sure hat
Mr. Cleveland Will like his successor hr't rae'-'p-
trOt Tribune.
Saws q san O,so correspondent of Tho Boston
Tr,rsc,iut-. "If a sale OF lots N outlying town
y, IN an addition TO the present city limits Is to fas
,l,cc ont comes the brass band which parsdes and
toots through the principal streets ahef Whch me
sal, takes place. Nothing Is done without MS lohp
and parade. The circus rules and the circus dea
triumphs. In the East 10 one lui TIE fahpf "o'l'
be- attracted In this way. Hero the very "''t aHd
smartest and mos' cultured people. fresh fom Boston,
Now York or other cities rod when the bass band
toots and seem to rather enjoy II.
Tho Labor Market.-First Past Conn'ryman,
vceon vooie for m" dis Establishment O III ,hHch .
second drto "A mly)-No: thar ont b. Morws
scass >: IS, bur II we was 10 hey All th'm p a
sons tu'nncd an goin' bout poughn' an hedgP
an mown' an narycstn' We should be WIS" III 'hia
now !-(London Punch
4 nicholas college IS soon TO be started IN san
Diego. CAL
First New Yorler-WLo Is that shabby looking man
Won lust bowed TO
second New Yor,er' h. that's an author who stucs
to pure l,erature-sAid ne would saive before he
would write down to the masses.
Ah too Lad And who is that gorgeous oohine
swell WHO IS GRO sing the street."
"That IS the soap and Arsenic poct-wrltcs most OF
the ymng advertls, mens that you in he Iaper'
Tn, Peryelsity Of the English Language. '~Lo Is
writ ng,-lIow many 6 in aggregate ..,.,,.
T. lsuppoSins the query ref - 10 the Etsi s!""''
onlyl-Two ,
& lvhp I, nothing ii not accurate in corpn'aiionl-
B. seeing the pouu-Ycs, altogether.
c. t,tl paIticu,arl-No, not al tcs'fler-lBo''oa
Transcript.
The tubl,c will be panied to lea that Buffalo curb
stone merchants who devote themselves to the sale OF
sweet lavender fall deal in sweet lavender. They
palm oil grass seed soaked in lavender on,' "IN
Bufa'o Express bears witness. Ibis is too bad
Not that way lies the Buffalo boom. History shows
that the decline of Rome dates from the day when $40
began TO put bogus sweet lavender on the market
"Yo don't like PrSson, he's such an isnoramas
Why, thas tho be-, thing aLost HIM i nc R a.1
J Transcript
A college paper says that The great popularity u
football In college Is Indication that students "'
fond of the leg drama What rare wits 'hO'o
college boys to be sure.
Nobcssc Oblicc. Old Friend IInlio DICK How
! are youl | wish you'd come and dine win me ~
/ night But now You're a lord. suppose hu>ln'
cali vou DlcL any longer. Or ask you 10 dinntf
Noble Earl who has Just come into MS ,ieJLp ns
| h. iowrdi Tend me a flyer. and You may can me
wb,t Won llke-and IN dine with you Into the bargain
! -ti.opdOn Punch.
Six prominent citizens of Kansas City are taxing
stems TO organize Theosophcd society IN tha' '"S'
Miss Willard president Of the Women n.,S 'rs
Temperance Union, pIononnces me haT Sr hel ard
49, IN ,lcnholl, liquors A covenant Win hr a."
c"mnact With damnation." And she Nisn ID,
added that the Democratic party IS Us So'0
and apoogist.-( Philadelphia PGcsS'