The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-11-03
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Ill voal8 seen ssiursi igf csrpentfi
10 Lsre lanbering salt
The hotss stretch hfius ~ . slof,
10 tell you slis n an
Tie a.a ybo seldom trsrels aivsy'
nates up Tor 4 ~ occspying sso dOuel'
sesis
- mac pho attends 70 ether mems
business geSersily soes pol Cad u profit
able 10 the long ron.
IA escbasee ssys Geiiysburg Is be-
cousing = summer resort No II vas 10
isc8. bot !, ~1 nHch warner then.
10 nosi cases one go5f turn deserves
aEs,hg, bnt viih the baoasbest cake on
The Rrid5ie one tnrn "a enough.
"A Michigan sirl who chased robber
witt plichiork and make bim drop his
booiJ il sad 10 he overae With admirers.
- Nss jersey farmer has &c, bis boy
~ 20 The boot blacLiaa business. 10 thus
way the cid nsn makes hay while tho sou
sLines.
Never Allow fab TO lie II 1t eau be
hung eoBTeuienily. says popular cook
boob. This is siso good rule 10 apply TO
Gshefnru.
I'm lily, ssii The tramp. Il toll
moi neiibsr do spio. sad III bet my
boots lbsi Solomon 10 III bis glory was
not arf,ed lIks ne,
blight things fell from Bessie's
lips. ia Mr.. Holiness last boyel. proba
bly means ibA, Bessie dropped the gold
filing oui OF her teeth.
The lalc.t novelty 10 gen.lemen's
wear 10 small thermometer fer breast
pin. When a man gets leit be can thus
easily tell whether I, is cold day.
"A young Mexican girl is soon 10 APP
pear on the arena as bull fighter The
average Vermont girl prefers to climb
tree rather than tight uader such cireum-
stancrs
--Dsutist lkindly); Now. does that
hurt n Patient; II don't mind your
working 90 the tooth so much, but II You
will Just ease your sleeye.button out OF
my righ, eye III be obliged
John. John, there's a burglar in the
house | here him at the cupboard y
"Wbeto yon put that pie r. Yes. Oh
John, where are You going ?" I'm going
down 10 rescue him.
ls there anything more dreadful than
dyspepsia. doctor ," asked Mr.. Bran
bread. There is" interrupted Mrs.
Branbread. "What ia IT, then r. inquired
the doctor. 1.-The man who has it.
The last Landmark says: Phil Had
ley lost steer in consequence Of eating
too many apples" Phil sholld be care
iul about gorging himself with apples, il
IL is going to kill steer every time.
--Ao Arkansas herdef gave young man
his daughter 10 consideration that be can
eel debt OF 500 borrowed money. The
young hnsbl.d Gays il. he had his life TO
live over again, bs would make il a rule
never to lcna dollar
I've been making mince pies, said
wife as the after dinner coffee was brought
on. 'and IN very tired "And I've been
eating miDee pie, " remarked her husband,
'and Am tired, too. and BIO bowed his
head upon the table
"A B)ouyile school teacher had
great deal OF trouble making a boy under
stand his letson. Finally, he succeeded,
md, drawing long breath. remarked:
III !, wasn't for me you would be the big.
sesi donkey in Boobville, :
Oliver Wendell Holmes says flat
English people are taller, stouter and
than Americans. That is not
Unlikely. The best American beef is ship.
,ed to Europe, while the tough and indi-
yesiitee pieces are sold OF home.
Hi, you dropped brick up there y
houied pedestrian on whose shoulder
ne Of those articles had fallen from a
hree story scsfiold. "All right cheer
ally responded the bricklayer; lyon need :
OF take the trouble TO bring il up. =
"A mao named Gilbert is said 10 baye
Islsed aud run from Paris to Boulopne.
30 miles, 10 thirty sIK consecutive hours.
IL supposed that his new wife bad told 4
i'm ibai she expected her mother that
iteruoou. aud that che would go and
aake some biscuits for tea.
-Uaselcome advice. Lay of your
yefcoat or you won't feel II when yon 60 /,
ut, ssid landlord Of a Western inn to .
uesi who was sitting by the fire. "The :
.st time vas here left OF my oyercoat
didn't feel j, when went ont. and
aven'i felt 1t since. u
MIR Hayseed 4 TO wife, who is return. q
4 iron church,: what was the sermon =
bon, r. Mrs. Hayseed -"Suthin' sbou, b
,seph soin' dsua to Egypt to buy corn. ; q
Z. Hayseei --"Did the domiuee say VIDA.
ofn was with dsun there r.
50 Mistress; Why cant you remember,
riiget. when tell you thousand timesf
don't like slwsys TO be scolding you for
rseiiing Amisbie ba, faithful domes
.: Faith, mum, Jon don't scold. 1t Is
ute pl,Asa you are. mum. The last
az lived xid used 10 come ont into the
lchen aud stamp her feet and throw
ings st me.
--omahs man, As your fnt baby is
y. snppose you have the privilege OF
ming IT, Yoasg father Yes, stree. /
'aldBt sllos aDyons else 10 name that
efnb Have yon thought Of good