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The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
Princess Louise OF LOrne.

Princess Louise gave an u%ndoubted I'm
ketus to fine art in Canada when she was
here. She got to like the clear, cold
Inmate, the effects OF snow and frost OIL
bike and forest, and the fast-rushing and
)nllf owing rivers; but the accident she
bet with when riding in a covered sledge,
" ~injuring her health, spoiled her capac-
ty for enjoyment, and obliged her to re-
nrn to Europe to seek at European water
bg. places q cure for nerves that were
Permanently affected. She quickly got to
bel that the Canadians were of indie
Sendent character and in the democratic
urrent of the age, and with great affabil.
~ adapted herself to their temper.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
The Enemy Of Woman.

A review of a peculiarly %fcrocious COM
Ileyion is said to be on the point of APP
5earing in Vienna. It's title, Der Franen-
Eppl (Anglicc. "Tho Enemy Of Woman'')
hdicates the line it purposes taking up.
he editor, one Herr Crosse, has set before
himself the object of emancipating mar
'rom his subsection to that doll, woman,
Sho IDIOTS idcaiize and fools bow down
before as to a divinity" Herr Crosse is
hood enough, however, to notify that there
(rc exceptions to this denunciation, and
Generally excmpts whole classes of the
lex from the scope Of his review. His
b~enture seems to be made in good earnest,
Ind is likely to pay its way, for of course
very viennose lady will be only too anx-
bus to hand in her subscription.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
NeSsr Saw Ono OF His a,h,,dr.,

A genuine Yankee having bored a new.
conner with every conceivable question
reiatlve to his object in visiting the gold
country, his hopes, his means and his
prospects, at length asked him If he had A
family. "Yes, sir; l have "a wits and six
cniidren, and l never saw one Of them. y
AFTER this reply the two sat a few min.
utes in silence, then the inquisitlve man
began again--"Was you ever blind, STRIP
NO, SIR "Did you marry a widow,
Sir mo, sir" Another interval of
silence Dia understand you to say,
sir, that you had a wife and six children
living in New York, and had never seen
one OF themt' 'Ycs. sir, | so stated il. !,
Another and a long pause. Then the Yam.
kee recommended: How can it be, sir
tnat you never saw one of thcmr'
why. was the reply, ''om Of them was
born after | left.n
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
A GOOD STRING.

hs LAteyt Dodge Invented by an Enter.
prlsing Tie Tourist.
4 well-known druggist in this city
Fn filing an order for Il lady the other
Fening when Il hawk-eyed young man
Phoee raiment bespoke hard times
cod by without making any erraud.
the lady went out he was asked
that he dcsircd:
"Twenty-!ive cents to pay for a
isllt's lodging, please
"Wcll, you won't get it,
Very well. sir. You put up quinine
r that lady?'
II did,
Suppose l follow her home and
pise the query of whether you didn't
bake 4 mistake and put up morplllnc''''
But ii was quininc."
mo doubt, but just to show you
cw a word will upset some people l
Pill run after her and"--
Here! How much did you say you
Iantcd?'
"A quarter, please"
"Well, here it is. and rs You proba.
y haven't had any supper here's iif'
Ben cents extra"
Thanks, sir, and may you never
pake another fatal mistake. Good
lght!'-Desr0l Free Press.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
CANNED SOUPS.
Gallons Put Up Annually n
ons VI Nm United states.

=, Gallons Put Up Annns"y ID
Illll'n' tho United states
only two or three houses in
There hat make q specially OF can.
DC counu! said o manufacturer OF the
ed soups, representative Of the New
Fticle w ..;aL. 'These soups are known
over careful manner. The cans are
. lau; sealed, aud the soups are
ernlel'aa MT to spoil IN the torrid zone
FsrFan., rctic circle. All that is necessary
the n the can and place the soup on
10 ope' n does not need to be cooked,
t. n ! heated through. 1t needs no
Per'rs The required condiments are
Faso', 15en tho soup is made in tho great
ut IN ~ the mandatory. Your soup
PlaIo", heated, is removed from the
nin' n,"o sS in the tureen-and there you
SVhst quantity of these soups is sold
,,'alIvm asked the reporter.
lW"a. quantity! IL is almost beyond
-n",stion, Enough to float the Great
c 'Aorn to fill the Erie canal; to float
a ~ ao,en small cities. Last year this
Raa olonc made more than 100000 gal.
E"a ~ If. The total soup production OF
y, conntry-I mean canned soups, OF
n,,sc~runs up into the tens OF millions.
paa, k,nds Of soups are made in this
na he continued, repeating another
p'as,i,, BY the reporter. "Every soup
Y ,wm IN modern or ancient culinary art"
rh,n the manufacturer ratified Off a long
]. ~ SOUPS so rapid v, and containing so
Eanv narpes pronounceable only by canned
Iaai. factory managers and Partisan
Nv, that but a few of the more
| mil;or Of them could be remembered.
'hsse included tomato, mock turtle, OK
Ill iulienne, pea, beef, chicken, macaroni,
.rrice,i, consomme, okra or gumbo,
,nllipatawney, green turtle and terrapin.
rho SOUPS arc put in quart cans. They
act tho consumer about 30 cents % quart
the ordinary soups, or $3.50 a dozen
and from that to 70 cents q quart, or
: a Dozen, for the more delicate, such as
,,ran,u, for instance. Are these soups
,ada Of the best materials! Indeed they
All the canned soups are made from
vactly what their anne imply. Soup
tomato is made from tomatoes,
nt from red brick dust; beef soup from
.nuine beef, terrapin from the real arti-
.. and as much care and cleanliness and
gard for the proper mixture and cook.
. of these soups are observed as in any
tchen, private or public"
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
The Poor Little Ones.

We often see children with red eruptions
on face and hands, rough, scaly skin, and
often sores on the head. These things in
dictate a depraved condition of the blood.
In the growing period, children have need
of pure blood by which to build up strong
and healthy bodies. If DR.. Plerce's Gold:
IN Medical Discovery is given, the blood
Is ,purged of its bad elements, and the
chifd's development will be healthy, and as
it should be. S%crofulous affections, ricketts,,
fever-sores, hip-joint disease or other grave
maladics and suffering are sure to result
from neglect and lack Of proper attention
to such cases.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

"NovEMsER $780," wrote Jos. r. Murphy,
Springfield, Tenn, "my wife suffered
eighteen months with neuralgia and pa
raiysis. BY use of st. Jacobs Oil, she
could walk" October It'll, 1886, he writes
MY wife recovered entirely" Price fifty
cents.
Charles Tiel, of Philadelphia, Pa, was in
a hopeless condition from throat trouble
ano tsthma- Red Star Cough Cure cured
him. Price twenty-five cents, At druggists.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
a Lovely Complexion.

"What u lovely complexion" we often
hear persons say. II wonder what she
does for it!" In every case the purity and
real loneliness of the complexion depends
upon the blood. Those who have sallow,
blotchy faces may make their skin smooth
and healthy by taking enough of DR..
Pierce's "Goldcn Medical Discovery" to
drive out the humors lurking in the system.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

Uso after each meal SCOTS Emulsion
with Hypolhosphites. 1t is as palatable as
with which delicate people improve with
It's use IS wonderful. Use it anu try your
weight. As a remedy for Consumption
Throat affections and Bronchitis, it is un-
equalcd. Please read: 81 used Scott's
Emulsion in a child eight months old with
good results. He gained four pounds in a
very short lme,h-THo. fRiM, NJ. D.,
Alabama,
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
Surptising Ignorance.

"Young man. he said, in solemn tones,
don't you know that if you persist in
linking you will never get ahead in this
'Won't get aheadW repeated
be young man. "Why, my dear sir, your
ignorance surprises me. I'll have u head
} M tomorrow morning as big as a bar
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

PRICkLY ASH BIrTERs is an unfailing
cure for all diseases originating in hillary
arrangements caused by the malaria OF
miasmatic countries. No other medicine
now on sale will so effectually remove the
disturbing elements, and at the same time
tone up the whole system. 1t is sure and
safe in its action.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

Mrs. Howell, of Paulding, Ga, was
|assing her husband a few days ago,
psf as he tried to light II match by
friking it on the wall. The head of
Pc match flew off and lodged in her
pr. In II minute she became blind.
|egan to vomit and was Frustrated for
p hour and u half.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

THE removal of Prof. Sanoorn, of N. H.,
after being pronounced incurable by q
score of physicians, from Las Vegas, N. NJ,
to his home, was effected by administering
DR.. Harter's Iron Tonic. which has restored
him to his former good health.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

Terrible suffering from extreme cold
weather is reported from Montana. Peo-
pie and cattle are said to be dying.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

WHEN the ~follicles are not destroyed,
| Halls Hair Remover restores hair TO bald
he lds.
of the stomach and liver, take Ayers Pills
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

IN summer the toboggan Is not worth
ascent Providence Telegram.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

THE champion belt of the world is With
out doubt the equator.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consump
ton. Cures where other remedies fall. 9oc
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCuHs will re-.
lieve bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh, Con-
sumptive and Throat Diseases. They are
used alpays wih good success. Price rs cts.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

Is IT not possible to freeze a thing ana
still have it red hoti Trv a red pepper
H,nytUp Rrfp.e.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

The boy that sprained his ankle has .
very lame excuse tor not attending school.
Record.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

WELL W1sHER-a man digging for one
1eras Sutings.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

ALASKA is growing, and there Is talk Of
organizing it into u Territory. 1t has its
seal already. --BuUa!o Commercial.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

DANGER Signalled by a Cough is averted
with Hale's Honey of Horehonnd anu Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

WHEN you're down my way drop in"
remarked the well-watcr to the "old oakeu
bucket"
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05
INJUSTICE CORRECTED.

Convincing VeriicatiOn Of Widecast Pub.
lie Statement.
To Our Readers
in common with many publishers and
editors, we have been accustomed to look
upon certain statements which we have
seen in our columns as merely adroit ad-
vcrtising.
Consequently we feel justified in taking
the liberty Of printing q few points from a
private letter recently received from one
Of our largest patrons, as sort Of confess
sion of faith TO our readers. We quote:
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

THE miscr, talking to himself, will speak
in many tones.-N D. Pjcay~"s.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

MILD, soothing and healing IS Dr.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's EyeWater. Druggists sell "5c.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

CREAM PUFFs-milk advertisementa-
Puck,
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

A SAILOR can truthfully speak OF the
vessel in which he sails as the place OF his
berth
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-03-05

NnaAE study. Secure q Business Fiucati ~ hy
UVN6 ma |, from BUSINESS CoLhIaR, Butss.o, NY.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
Prevention of Noise.

To those who carry on any operations re
curing much hammering or pounding,
simple means Of deadening the noise Of their
worl, is a great relief Several methods have
been suggested but the best are probably
these. T. Rubber cushions under the legs OF
the work bench Chambers Journal de
scribe a factory where the hammering OF
fifty coppeIsmiths was scarcely audible IN the
room below, their benches having under each
lee rubber cushion .. Kegs OF sand or
sswdust applied in the same way. A few
niche, Of sand or sawdust is first poured into
each key: on this Is laid board or block
upon which the log rests, and around the leg
and block is poured fine dry sand or sawdusi.
Not only all noise, but all vibration and
shock L. prevented; and an ordinary anvil,
no mounted. may be used in dwelling house
without annoying the inhabitants To anna
teurs. whose workshops are almost always
located la dwelling houses, this device affords
Il cheap and simple relief from a very great
ANNOYANCE
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
A Sensation.

Why is IL that three bottles of b. B. B. are
sold i'm Atlanta TO one of any other blood rem
edy, and twice as much consumed in the State
Of Georgia as any other prepaation1 No one
need take our word. but simply ask the drug
gists Ask the people. They are competent
witnesses. Six houses in Atlanta are buying
b. b. b. in five and ten gross lots and some of
them buy as often as every two months. Why
these unprecedented sales here at home with
80 little ADVERTISING Modesty forbids us max
ing a reply. Had Is. b. b. been before the pub
lie a quarter or half a century, il would not be
necessary to be bolstered mp with crutches Of
page advertisements now. Merit will conquer
and down money.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
SIOO Worth S5OO.O 90.

For four years have been q sufferer from a
terrible form of Rheumatism, which reduced
me so low that all hope Of recovery was given
up ! have suffered the most eXcruciating
pain day aud night, and often while writhing
in agony have wished could die. have tried
everything known for that disease, but moth
ing did me any good, and have had some Of the
finest physicians of the State to work on me,
but all 10 no effect / have spent over $500
without finding relief. am now proud TO
say that after using only one bottle Of b. b. b..
am enabled 20 walk around and attend 10
business, and | would not take $500 for the
benefit received from one single bottle of
b. y. -. ! refer 10 an merchants and business
men of this town. Yours. most truly,
r. O. CARA.
Wayeriy. Walker county. Texas
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
.Ja.periled and Agatired Woods.

The petrified woods OF Arizona, resembling
Jasper and agate 10 wonderful degree, have
OF late attracted much attention from scien-
fists aud others. The remarkably large sec
tons Of trees that furnish these jasperized
and agatized woods has led 10 desire 10
utilize the same for art objects such a.
have never before been seen. Many attempts,
both here and abroad, have been made 10
produce perfect sections Of these silcihed
trees, and the attempt as regards the polish
ing Of large sections was about given up
when American ingenuity and perseverance
at last conquered
Mr. George r Kunz, at the New York
meeting Of the American Association foT the
Advancement of Science, exhibited some OF
the finest sections Of siicified trees that have
ever been seen-fnest, not only for their
teauty of coloring and polish, but also for
sheir large size The following objects were
exhibited: One column cut transyersely across
the tree. so that the heart was visible ON two
sides o. the column the rings radiating from
It in all directions. IL Is II = inches wide and
81 inches high. and Is a most remarkable piece
OF lapidary work. Five sections measuring
-. 49, g. Il and 10 inches respectively III
diameter, with such high polish that when
turned with the back toward the light a
perfect mirror was formed The color Of all
was unsurpassed They were cut by gang
OF seven saws and polished on wheels IA feet
in diameter at Sioux Falls, OAK. the power
being furnished 10y water from the falls.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
70 COUNTY FAIR ORATORS.

10 started for the county fair. the ambitious
candidate,
While his rival vent a fishing with flask lac la
bcled haiti"
Upon the sun tanned sons Of toll my heart with
pleasure dotes.
love their simple wavs SAID ne ana Nenera'e
their votes
He arose before the people, but their eyes we're
all agog,
In strained expectancy 20 see the thousand dol
lar hog.
NY fellow countrymeD," be said ~ accents loud
and full
A deep. stentorian. mighty roar came rom the
Durham bull
"Good men from Geebuck county, and brothers
one and ALL
AT this the champion donkey brayed from out his
neighboring stall
Just then the horse race was announced III"
people scattered wide,
And sympathetic Jersey COW looked up 40 MN
and sighed
Thus left in solitude alone he staggered TO the
rail:
COW began to taste his coat and mssticate its
tail
He seized bis talless covering and from the stage
he ran.
And squandered all ms money on three card
monte man.
such fate the luckless candidate lad on that
diref1i day.
And next his rival at the polk bore all his votes
away.
we want no man to govern ms, each farmer
said Il swOw.
Who'll lrt himself be all ct up by any burned old
cow 5 w Foss in Detroit Free Press
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
plantation PhilnsnphN.

Men an wimin is difunt, but putty much
ell boys is erlike.
IL amt whut er man is dat makes him
happy in di, yere worl' It's whut he thinks
be Is
Folks may talk ez much ez da please erbout
ali people bein' created ekul but 10 amt or
fack De game chickens meat is better den
de shanghais
In we git old we KANT do nigh 50 much
work ez we could we'en we wuz young, but
il peer like we do It better. De apples ON en-
young tree grows bigger den da do ON or ole
tree. but de amt 80 sweet.
Il is or mighty hard matter fur as ter see
de bad pints i'm or thief dat is willin' ter lend
rs money, mr. de good piuts IN er homes man
dat bah fused ter do ms favor. Oar amt
er weaker rsskil IN dis we're WORT den human
natur. -Arkansaw Traveller
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
A IoOlish Queen.

Omaha Man in Engandl-Tha a pretty
fair sort Of house. believe l'll take that
for the season.
Englishman--Ou 'ousel that's no 'ouSe.
sir
NO house, ehi What is it then, a stablef
That's one Of the queens palaces"
oh see its empty
Yes, 1t stands bempty most OF the time.
Il wonder what rent she wants for IL
Rent, You couldn't get that for mil
lion pun, sir
"A million poundsi Great Scott. won
der If she thinks this Is Los Angeles Omaha
World
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
How ,,.he. Influence one Another.

In lecture on Marine and Fresh Water
Fishe," Nj W. \ Carter said that fish have
the power of influencing one another by
sounds and action. He had observed a shoal
Of carp following the lead OF single one
which conducted them 10 quantity OF food
at considerable distance away lie had
also noticed that certain fresh water hsh'
such as trout, were subservient TO ruler,
which might he seen swimming at the head
of his tribe The same was possibly the case
with some marine forms, like the herring ana
bass
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
Song Of the Money King.

I'm modern Money King CTS wondrous pleas.
ant thingl
And rule men with a scepter made Of gold.
! would not exchange my state for a Kingdom
small or great,
II I lived 60 be- Jubilee year old
How ! pity Kalakaua, once royal rogue but
now
Poor old penniless repeuter just dep0sed,
And the car, who eats by proxy, aud consider
all men foxy,
With tendency To make him indisposed
But / rule by sovereign right and I smile at
dynamite
No one has to sample what eat.
For cannot lose my rocks while ] keep INV eve
on stocks,
And pretend 20 bee a stranger 10 the street.
so wish 70 have IL known mat no shaky foreign
throne
Can allure me tin the bank is wholly burst.
And while blest with failing health and accumu-
latiug wealth.
III sign myself Yours,
MakesamilliOn First.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
Remembered Eve.

The responsibility for the sins Of the world
rests on men and women aliFe, a. we are 10
minded hv the quaint saving Of little Sun
day school eIl.
She was rather young. TO be sure % bs
taught the meaning of the text. By one man
sim entered into the world. and death by sin '
Bur the teacher did her best, and told, as
simply AS she could, about this one man and
what be did, and what were the consequences
of hi, sim o. the human race. She was get.
ting on very we'll when a shy. grave faced
little girl interrupted her by saying:
There was lady, TOO. -tiinghamton
Republican
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11

Advocates of cremation have recently had
their attention called TO the feasibility OF IN
GENERATING dead bodies by electricity. The
electrical crematory is said TO be the inven'
ton Of a S,cilian. The heat is generated by
a DYNAMO Of pattern similar to that used III
the incandescent electric light system, ana
succeeds in eyaporating, rs II were, the bod
~ until nothing rslgslns.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
Gnfhnm sncietr Neus.

New Yorker Well Welt You aud /
went 20 college together
Wayhack Hermit Yes; DO was there met
my fare. aud her o--drove me into the Rock
les o. find oblivion Is my oid chum, Fred
Ward. still alive
YES. Society does not see much OF Fred
now lie ha. become an enthusiastic anna
teur printer, ami devotes all bis time to itn
"Eh. STAYS at h0mef
$40. Dee is temporarily residing nj Sing
Sing Omaha World
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11

Omaha Dame-Johnny, what did you do
with that quarteri
Johnny-Spent It for education
"EducatiOnf
burg"
Il told YOU I'd take you there myself next
week
Il couldn't wait Dick an me Is geitu' up
amateur magazine an I'm 70 white The war
ARTICLES for it.r-Omaha World.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
select the Best.

Lanman and Maritime Absolutely
Pure Prepared Paints. We 0ner this Pre-
pared Paint with guarantee that h. is not a
chemical paint. containing no water. no alkan,
no adulfcratiOn. and is made OF only such ma
terials as are used by the oldest painters. IL
will cover more surface than any chcmi-
cal paint 10 the world. 10 has been sold by us
for the last ten years, warranted to give salts
faction. and responsible guarantee is given 20
that effect For sale wholesale and retail by
BOBEKER BROS, Druggists,
1ll4 Main street.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-11
Well. Can You Pronounce IT,

stopped yesterday TO price some very
beautiful pears which were expose. for sale
upon q fruit stand
What sort are they" asked, "and how
much DO YOU charge for them
"flteen cents apiece, replied the yender
briefly They're the real duchy dangle
EN-
IL took me till morning 10 make out that he
meant the "Duthesse d'Angouleme New
Orleans Times Democrat