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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-08-12
REMEMBERiNG THINGS,

man should preserve every idea
occurs to him; for, in the years to
ne, he may find that these little pen
Of thought may 60 far in forming
great dollar of life. Some men of
1--we thought forget quickly. This
oald be guarded against. We should
get nothing, no matter how small.
Fe Of the prophets-if it were not one
the prophets it was Shakespeare or
ne one else-said that if we take care
the small thoughts the large thoughts
take care of themselves. This is
e0urasing, and every thinking man
o0ld regard it as having been ad-
essed directly to him or ut least one
his friends or some one else. For
.lalness-forgetting the good, but
fortunately remembering the bad, is
ing much toward making this country
seFable. Forgetfulness and Italian
Scandinavian immigration are not
0a for the American Government.
trace Greoly--we believe it was Hor-
freely, but il really makes no diff
Fence-said that forgetfulness was
horsethief of time. That was q
Y strong expression in its day, mind
u and had a large sworn circulation.
eAsy Clay said: Remember we
and; forgetting we fall" He knew,
eAfy Clay did. He knew how much
owed to the recollection of little
nss' "Show me man who forgets
pay his little debts" says Herbert
'eAcer, and I will show you man
~ eats dried-apple pie" He could
~ too, Spencer could, for he is a
y handy man when it comes to prov
anything. -Arka1asaq Trace!er.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-08-12

m, TIE TAP BRIDGE RESTORED.
~" ut other day the last big girder OF
lay bridge was saised in its perma-
position, thereby restoring once
We the railway communication be-
WI the counties of Forfar and Fife.
lar as its external appearance is
4'efaed the bridge is now complete,
y" good deal remains to he done in
. ~: Tie permanent way and in bal
''us the large Orders.
A r1r:
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-08-12

%. LIE is like a brush heap on fire; it
sSsler to let it burn out than to try
eztinguish it,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-03-14
Advice 10 Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by q sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teeth? II
80, send at ones and get q bottle OF Mrs.
lWINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP FOR Cu1Lp.
REN TEsTHINa. lts value is i~nealculable.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm.
medietely. Depend upon it, mothers,
there is no mistake about it. 1t cures
dysentery and diarrhRa, regulatcp the.
stomach and bowels, cures wind collie,
softens the guma, reduces inflammation;
and gives tone and energy to the whole
system. Mrs. WlNslow's s%oorulNG SYRUP
FOR CHILDREN TEETnlNa is pleasant to the
taste, and is the prescription Of one Of the
oldest aud best female nuTses and physi.
clans in the United States, and is for eaie
BY all drnggiats throughout the world.
Price 25 cents a bottle. Mwsaw
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The unprecedented sale OF Boachee's
German Syrup within a few years, has
astonished the world. 1t is without doub!
the eassst and best remedy evsr discover
cd Tor the speedy and eiIecLunl cure OF
coughs, colds and the eevereat lung
troubles. II acts on all entirely d tFerent
principle from the usual prescriptions
given by physicians, ss it does not dry up
q cough and leave tho disease etill& in the
system, but on the contrary removes the
cause Of the t,opble, heale the parts Affect.
ed and leaves them III o purely healthy
condition. A bottle kept in the house Tor
use when the diseases make their appear.
ance, will eave DOCTORS bills and along
spell of serious illness. "A trial will con.
VINCE you Of these !acts. It 10 positively
sold by all drugsists and general dealers in
the land. Price, Is cents, large bottles.
".H##f "t-.E -.|a-. 49, ~ H.faEr H#.. -F.f ntVy 10
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I EAST Liberty, pa, March NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
1872 head; shipments III head; market nothing
doing. I'LL through consignment. uoxs-KeceIpts
2.so0 head; shipments 1900 head; market active;
phi%ladelphias Sc 2jaG IS: Workers. IS s0a5 90; com.
mon and light IS 60a5 Is. shcep-Receip.s 1900
heal: shipments $500 head; market dull and q
shade lowe, than yesterdays prices.
CiSclSSAr1, O., March l2.-IIogs. steady; com.
moi aud light 81 &5ad IS; packing and butchers
IS Coat "; receipts 1G6 head; shipments Q 100 head.
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Good Reason FOR haste.

Omaha World.
Omaha Gitl-"oh, my darling! Papa
has suddenly changed hls mind and saya
| can marry you" Omaha Youth--'I
hope yol are not mistaken" mo, in
deed, I'm not. You see pspa has great
confidence in ths natural law of inherit
nnce, Gnd thinks a wise father must have
wise 'eons, and soon. Well, papa didn't
Know anything about your family, but
last evening there was a meeting Of citi.
zens, and resolutions were offered de-
n%ouncing papa for some official matter or
other, and they called for q rising vote,
And every y stood up except papa aud
oEe man, and papa ai!erward discovered
that the man was your father. lie Gays
be 10 the most sensible man in Omaha,
and be wishes he could have the honor Of
his acquaintance. Isn't it splendid ?"
My dear, we must get married before
your father and my father meet" "Mer-
cT! your father doesn't drink or anything,
L hope?" mo. but hc is Us desl 40 a
post"
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Congestion Of the Kidneys,

:. J. Thompson, Of No. AIS Swan street,
Buffalo, New York, writes OF his remarka.
BILE cure Of congestion Of the Kidneys:
Three years ago l was attacked with
congestion of the kidneys. My physician,
besides administering internal remedies,
had applied on my back, over the affected
region, two Atlccck's Porous Porous Plus
tiers. / recovered in the course OF about
two weeks. Ayear after, exposure brought
on q similar attack, but 1t seemed as If the
congestion was more gevere. Certainly, /
had more pain and difficulty in passing
water. Instead Of calling q doctor thia
time, I concluded to try my plastcrs alone,
go l purchased a boxof AlIcock's Porous
PlasteIf, and applied two freeh ines every
day. The pain quickly lessened, the water
flowed more freely siter tho first applica-
ton, and in jus. six days l was completely
restored and able to resume my cccups-
ton, "a. =.
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Some Pretty Fine Definitions In Selecting the
Material for n Party.
7tzas Strings.
wy, bress me, Miss Simmons, YOU
pears to be humpin' yersef. What dc
cause oh your hurry dis mornin'?"
tits right yer ia, Uncle Nose. Ise col
Q power OF blznis to tend to. We's gwlne
tor hab a pawty down to our house, an !
want you fer ter come"
"&!l right. chile, III bs dar, Bhuah.
Who'a gwine ter be inwited2"
"Oh, everybody volts got uny 'tenshun
ter being iust.clasa. All the elect am
gwinter be. present.
"Holiver Smii'a tolks?"
"Haint l done tole yernone but de elect
am gwinter be dsr p"
"Holiver Smifs COTS horse and draw,
III he don't belong ter de elect whodoes?' ~
lie ulster blong ter de upper class, as
yer says, but de hoes an down wild de
glandeIs."
~ hadn't heard OBJ dat. How abou. de
Wheatviile raug?"
ION, yes; deyll be dar.n
AN Capreshus Johnsirgs?
mo; dey's lef' out"
Huh! Wy, Miss Simmons, how's dat
Don't dey blong to do stockracy +? Why's
dey lef' out2"
,"'Cause dis yere pahty's gwine ter be
selec', an oney de 'stocracy's gwine ter be
''vited. We can't low too much ipixiu' Of
low down niggers wild de iust family blood,
nohow. Dem Johnsinga warn't nuthin'
but common fer hans lore de wah."
"'Yes; but now dey owns a later match
an a cow"
Oats go, Uncle Nose; I didn't tink oh
dat, Reckon we'll hab ter let EN- in, II
dey..s got a coz, dat makes a difference"
"How about dem Clacks?"
"Huh! Dey sin't got no COW, ia dcy ~
No; but dey g talkin' about buyin' a
Den dat settler hit. Day can't come.
tells you, Uncle Nose, s'c:cty got Tor
p,tect ITSELF"
"Dst's right, MiEs Simmons; 81 de ole
culled 'atoctacy didn't look out monsus
psert, do fuat ting dey knoSed dey'd hsb
some OF de poor white trash comm TO DER
paaties. Good mawniN', Miss Simmons,
Be mighty kcerfn, about dem inwitcs."
Use s~ine to, Uncle Nose. We has got
Ter make a ,stinclion somewhere. Reckon
weIldraw do line at de goats"
"How about Jim Webster"
"He don't belong to dc hote voley."
"Da debbel he don't? He am an artist.
dc paints de landscapes wild a whitewssh
bruah."
mawnin'."
"Gool maWnin',"
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Knew the Book Must 30 Good,

Chicago Tribune. 5%g
II understand said Mr. Lowell, aHa.
bly,, in conversation with ono OF the local
patropa Of CT. and literature, "that Viii:
liam Black did scarcely justice to Chicago,
or at loast to the Chicago character, in his
novel, white Heather" dunno" was
the hearty RESPONSE Of the grocer ~
haven't read his book yet There's one
ot,hem. though, I've hoard my daughter
speak OF that I'm bound to look over
that's his Green Features and Piccalilli.
Many q time have | gone ont in tho green
pasture myself whom a boy and got green
walnu.s and things for them pickles.
Eve an ides that book will recall old
times.p ,s5i&
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Bright lit. from n Book,

| .|# H"a#H ~ AEuub - SV0hs .-I'...
vide Noto," BY Bundr Matthews.
Every girl Is pretty by moonlight.
Fine teeth are a great incentive to
gayety.
There's q great deal Of tantology about
the ocean it's always saying ditto to itself.
After u fellow has spent six weeks in
England he stands ready 10 tip m arch.
bishop half q crown.
II I ever found q white man who could
really cook t~errapin I'd bet there were
kinks In hiH hair. "
The New England COINCIDENCE has been
sharpened by the east wind Of Boston and
by inherited dyspepsia.
1t Is only ut sea that n woman doesn't
care how she looks, and as sooti IS she
gets IN sight Of land sho makes up for lost
time.
Liverpool always strikes mo as a sort OF
huge and oppressive practical joke that
the nineteenth century has played on
mankind.
There Is a modern Jewish proverb, I be.
liere, that a man should clothe himself
beneath his ability, his children according
to his ability and his wifo above his
ability.
I believe almost any pretty girl, who
happens to be clever alao, is capable Of fill.
ing the chair Of applied histrionics In a
girls college; that Is, II there were ever
any need OF ouch a course OF instruction.
l may, perhaps, acknowledge that you
can edit a newspaper better than l can, or
conduct q prayer meeting better than I,
but | will not confess inferlority in the
making Of a wood fire.
I have wondered something's il the first
murder-Cain and Abel quarreled over a
burnt offering, didn't they ?--lid not arise
out Of q prolonged discussion OF rival thco.
rieH OF building a wood fire on the altar.
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DRAWING THE LINE,

ON Pretty Fine Definitions In Selecting tho
Material for II Party. y
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Tho Verdict Unanimous.

W, D: Suit, Druggist, Rippus, Ind, tes.
titles: VI can recommend Electric Bitters
as the very best remedy. Every bottle.
sold has given relief in every case. One
man took six bottles and was cured OF
Rheumatism Of 10 years. standing" Abra-
ham Hare, druggist, Bellville, Ohio, al
firms: "The best selling medicine ! have
ever handled in my 20 years' experience,
is Electric Hittera." Thousands of others
have added their testimony, 60 that the
verdict is unanimous that Electric Bitters
do cure all diseaseS OF the Liver, Kidneys
or Blood. Only q half.dollar q bottle at
Logan Co.'s drug atore.
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ScipiO. ". Y, Dec. |, 1854,

lam The pastor Of the Baptist church
horn and All educated physician. | am
mi in practice, but am my sole family
Musician, and advise in chronic cases.
6ysr a year ago l recommended your Hop
Bt,ers to my invalid wife, who has been
nndsr medical treatment OF Alhany's best
nb,sicIsns several years. She has been
Greatly benefited aud still uses the medi-
Ssins, I believe she will become thorough
" cured OF her various complicated dis
ess.s by their use. We both recommend
tDsm to our friends, many Of whom have
AIN been cured OF their various ailments
By them. KEW. T., r.. WARkEN.
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erleyen years our daughter suffered on
,LaI Of misery under the caro- Of several
y G ,Se bee, phyElcians, who gave her dis
" VT. s% various names but no relief, and now
snI h restored to us in good health by Hop
M thst we had poohed at two years
t.Sns nsipg 1t. We earnestly hope and
tuy that no IL else will let their sick
sp,fsr "a We did, on account Of prejudice
s,sins, 80 good n medicine as Hop Bit
~. = The PARENTS Good Temptars,
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ability to thrash Uncle Sam with pop.
guns; provided the latter will fight that
way, and this Is highly improbable, judg.
ing from the records OF 1776 and 1872.
The P%ortlander said the militia at Victo.
ria, Port Moody, Vancouver, and New
Minister have been ordered to drill regu.
lsrly. Esqulmalt Is jealously guarded and
suspicious characters watched closely. Net
long ago a man was taken into custody
who had In his possession q chart OF Vic.
toria harbor which he had made. The
chart was taken from him and destroyed.
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ElN'Ira Ga:tNe. ~ l
Nov, Tommy, why don't you be q
generous little boy and lend Willie your
sled for 3 little while z" asked q fond
mother Of her youthful son tho other day.
swell, mamma" he replied thoughtfully,
II wonll be glad to, but it seems to me
that Willie ought to be thinking OF more
seFioHs thinsss during Lent, and it would
hardly be right ior me to tempt him away
from his Sunday School lessons.n And
there is a good deal Of selfshness in this
world just like Tommy's that older people
try 10 cover up with the cloak Of religion,
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Greatly Excited.

Not o lev OF the citizens OF Wheeling
have recently become greatly excited over
the astounding facts, that aegesal OF their
frienda who had been pronounced by
their physicians as incurable aud beyond
all hope-snfiering with that dreaded
monster Conaumption-have been COM
pletely cured by DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry Tor Consumption, the only remedy
that does positively cure all throat and
lung diseases, Coughs, Colds, Asthma
and Bronchitis. Trial bottle free at Logan
l. Co.'s Drug Store, large bottles ST.
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CURED OF DRINKING,

"a young friend Of mine was cured Of
An Unsuitable thirst for liquor that had so
~ppttratti his system that he was unable
tolo any business. He was entirely cured
BY The nee o! Hop Bittets. 1t allayed ali
hat burning thirst; took away the apps.
lie !or liquor; made his nerves steady ;
and he has remained q steady and sober
man for more than two years, and has no
desire to return to his cups, and l know Of
srumber OF others that have been cured
0, drinking by it."-From q leading Z. R,
Official, Ch;csgo, Ill. mi9.MwFaw
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81. Clhlrsvillc Accommodation. leaves Wnoonpy
a. S:SS q. m, 1850 aud $50 p. M; leaves BellAitoc
iives ut Wheeling at 8:lb q. M, l:25 and b:l5 3, IN,
dsily cIocpt sunday. T
The0.3oa. nj. and lo:3op. m train through To Gin.
clnnsu without change, with u. 4 b. Bleeper
through 70 Cincinnati on the night train,
Columbus accommodation icaveS Wheeling nj
200 p. H., Belairc At 2:40 p. M, daily except Hun.
day. g= r-g. = -. ~
Moundsville accommodation, leaves Who,linr
At lib, q. m, and arrives at Moundsyille 81 HIS
p. NJ, daily except sunday.
Fatrmont accommodation at 8:aS p. n,
Through Coach from Wheeling to Cincinnati
daily on No. 8, leaving Wheeling 1t 0:2s q, m. Az.
riytns at Cincinnati Al $50 J. m.
!. 40. Sleeping Cars on all through trains.
Close connections RrG made for Mi points soptb
and Southwest, North aud Northwest, making nm
q desirable route Tor colouisN and persons moving
ton Ia giveu,
Tickets 10 all principal points on sale at Depot.
Sleeping car accommodations can be secured at
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Easy to Spell, Hard to PRONOUNCE.

.rH"- -
'Abersavenny is prononnced Abergenny
BeaDchamp is pronounced Beecham.
Bolingbroke is pronounced Bulling.
Brougham Is pronounced broom.
Bulwer is pronounced Butler.
Cirencester is pronounced s!ssister.
Cockburn il pronounced Cobnn.
Co!quaoun is pronounced Cohoon.
Cowper is pronounced Cooper.
knotfys is pronounced Know1es.
Hclborn is pronounced Hobun.
Majoribenksi Is pronouuosd Marchbanks.
M~sryleboae is pronounced Marrabun. I
Norwich is pronounced Norridge.
Salisbury is pronounced Sawlabry.
St. IeSer is pronounced %sillinger.
Talbot Is ptonourced Torbnt.
Grosvenor is pronounced Groyener.
- Hawarden, Gladstone's residence, IL
pronounced Harden.
Wemyss is pronounced Weems.
Thames is pronounced Tens.
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Dry GAndH.

z NEw YoRK, March l2-F0r Saturday thcro wal
followed by a very gooi quota ci sales for fmmc.
diatc, also deliveries during tho month. Besides a
request 10, assortmcnts, because of broken stocka
and n growing inquiry on the part OF retailers, the
goods By operation OF The Inter sts,s commerce
law and q rehabilitation that places baled cotton
goot1 as third.class AT 5c md those In cases as
lrst.clks,, or 75c' advance, purchases arc being
made to be shipped bctoc April S, when the new
rates take effect, 81 .HF Y tg-,T'
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s.-::s. =: =&:.y:s:.1:.a;x:-ssa
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=:
Winter Exposure Causes Coughs

colds. Pleu.lsy. Rnenms.!smt Pneumonia. Neural.
mcnts, for which Bsnson's Capcine pIsste,s sre
admitted to be the best. remedy known. i They
relieve and euro IN u few houH when no other an.
pi!cati9n Is Of The least benefit, Endorsed BY 500
under similarly rounding names. such as MCansi'
cpm,' '..OapSIcin'. Or "Capsicine."' AL for R1i.
sons and TAKE no Others. Examine carefully when
you buy. All druggists ~ ,,.lli, -ilgTT 49,
sEABURY 4 JOHNSON, proprie,ou.
c29xw ss D 70 New York
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Spelling :or . Fight witt, Pop Guns.

Portland toreaon, Noes.
A P%ortlsnder who has lust returned
IRON Victoria says thepassage Of the Fish.
cries Retaliation bill by the United States
Senate i s aroused much discussion. Vic.
tofis is bsitiah city, aud the sympathy
Of the English residents is, OF course, with
the home Government. THERE'S no loud
war talk, but the Britishers express their
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Bucklen's Arn!ca salya.

The beat balve IN the world Tor cuts,
bruisea, sorer, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sorer, letter, chepped hands, c~hilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-:
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction!
or money refunded. Price Is cents per
box. For GALE by Logan & Go.
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Million, Del, Feb. 10, 1886,

Having used Hop Bitters, the noted
,snedy for debility, nervousness. indiges.
tian' eic., ! have no hesitation in saying
,i1, Il ia indeed An excellent medicine and
commend it to any one as d truly tonic
birtes. Respectfully,
REV. Mus. ]. Ii. ELLGOOD.
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= I' HfH
TRADE.
h Features Of tho Money and Stoo
.HU|" N." Markets.. r #H Nm. "NHN.

NEW York. March 12.-Moncy on call easy Rt4h
al per cent, closed at . per cent. ptime mor
camille paper 5a6 per cent. Sterling Exchange dui
aud unchanged. asa. I
RAiLRoAD foNDs-Dull: sales 81, 900.
GOVERNMENT B%oNDs-lull aud steady. wv
STATE BoHps-Dull and steady. atII
livestock market to-day was asaln extremely dull.
and for the most pntt weak, There were many
stories niloat In regard 10 the Baltimore n Ohio,
but nothing new In regard to the transactions be.
tween 1t and Richm0nd& West Point. Heavy tell.
Ing prevailed during the forenoon, and tho stock
lis! declined something over 2 per cent, thu great.
or part Of which was rcgalned during the after.
noon. First prices showed Irregular changes fIou
last evening" final figures, which, however, were for
small fractions only either way. Business was
quiet, hut after q few flight. advances In some
stocks the cntife List weakened. and Richmond d
West Point upon large transactions dropped 3N,
per cent. A general rally followed, and prices
were brought up nearly to the opening figures
The most important advance oil the day occurred
before l p. M, but tho market again yielded,
thotgh prices Ia the last hour showed some firm.
ness. Tho close wasdull and steady. salcs 2l7,7S5
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On, MOTIFS FRENCH POWDERS.

Will cure Diseases oil the Kidneys, Gravel, Gloet
STRUCTURES, and al! Urinary and Urethral Diseases,
Nervous aud Physical Debility. Seminal Weakness,
Loss Of vlgo.. Premature Decline In Man. Early
eeaes, sc Syphilis IN all its forms. core ithrost
aud nose, ulcers, er1lpt!6n:, !~5cioiula, tetter, salt
rheum, and all blood and skin diseases. Female
Weatress speedily cured. Gonorshea cured III
thrse days, Price s. o.. Gold In Wheeling. ". Va,
By 4. p. h0GEII9, Druggist. Sent ny mail ssalnd.
teIp = .nrIa... #liE.-rH tH
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If your kidneys ars inactive, you will
fccl and look wretehed, even in the most
cheerful society, and melancholy on the
~jollies. o%ccesions. DR.. J. Il. McLeau's
Liver ami Kidney Balm will set you right
again. 81 60 per bottle.
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MEDICAL.
man AUTHORITY.
unMinolon, d. C, Sept. q, 1881.

WaMWgl0N, u q, oePt' q, oo4'
nan, sir-why don't you get a ccrtin.
prT tam Col. ". II. W., Of Baltimore,
tlle sc That he cured himself Of drunk.
.aoS'G ~ the help Of Hop Bitterg. His is
sIss, ,J - case. lie is well known in
nn xGSater n. y, by all tho drinking peo.
~ 1Sr,e, lle Is known in this city, Din.
ge a,i New Orleans, New York; in fact
t1n a",r the country, as he has gpent thou.
an%,v If dollars for rum. l honestly be.
sl lmo bis card would be worth thousands
w. FIo,IMs 10 you In this city ana Baltimore
q a"' and make thousands Of sober men
~ svT i.'i'ncing tho use OF your bitters.
I! j. A, w,
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She was Sure Of 1t.

Warrington Critic.
In the hotel parlor, II r. NJ:
Shave you any idea what time it isl"
he asked, after he had talked her to sleep
three or four times, and walked her up as
often by laughing boisterously at his own
brilliant ebullitiona Of wit, humor and
burlesque.
Really, I haven't" che replied wcarily.
ut surely must be time / was going
home," he continued, as he made a move
in the right direction.
20, ! am snrs it ia very much later than
that" she said, swcetly and innocently,
and then no went away with hideoua
suspicion in his manly bosom.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-03-14

The latest social maxim is good, IS far
as it goes. II runs: ''The best way to get
q divorce ie, not to get married.n
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-03-14

He-Yes, Prof. " has becoms a great
social lion. She-What il, he noted ior?
He-Chiefy for his roar.