Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-08-10
BILL kYe'S BUEEAU,
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have received the following note from
another anxious inquirer after truth:
JERSEY CITY, n. j., July y.
DEAR SIR-W Would you mind giving Il little
space to an explanation of naturalization as
practiced in this country, together with its
effects How would 60 70 work to become
naturalizeii What are the first steps. What
would IL. the result Of naturalization here, or
in New York city, in case l afterward con
cluded to return to England, where | was
born. What are nv duties toward the
United States pending my naturalization,
and what are the duties of the United States
toward me during the same timei What
were the PECULIAR doctrines of the Druidsi
Which IL proper to say, sweat or per
spirai" What is the most past or perfect
tens, Of sweat! Would you advise a young
man, A. years Of age, to begin the study Of
fifteen ball pool! What is tue peculiarity OF
classical music. and how can one distinguish
it, What do you think Of my handwriting.
Truth SEEKER
Naturalization, according to Theodore d.
W"olsey, who has practiced it for years,
takes place when an alien transfers the allie
glance from the country of his origin and the
sovereign of the same to another country and
sovereign. Your best method for becoming
naturalized in the state of New jersey would
lee TO write TO Her Most Gracious Majesty,
Queen Of Great Britain, Empress OF India,
General Assistant Parent to His Royal Bald
Dess the Prince Of " ales, and Leading Regina
of the Known World, asking her to return
your letters and henceforth to regard you
only rs a friend.
Naturalization may be partial or complete
and may be detected by any one who is a
close observer. Naturalization is most likely
to attack those who have formerly been aliens
aud allowed it 10 get the upper hand of
them" Under the constitution Of the United
and great many who have not had any diff
Guilty OF that kind find that this industry is
overrrowted So if you come t. this country
with burning desire TO Obtain employment
as president YOU had he ter give it up. We
never elect a man who has been au alien and
who is liable 10 have it br-as ont on him
again ~henever the sun gets very hot We
have made it IA rule for wears, if possible,
10 elect a thick set, self made American
citiz n to the presidency, and then We feel
free 10 go and board with him and make
suggestions I" him and tread frosted cake
into his boiy Brussels carpet
Your duty toward the United States, pend
ing your naturalization, would be to write
home rs often as possible, referring to the
great blessings OF American freedom and
showing the poor, oppressed foreigner how
much quicker and easier he can get his op-
PIE sing done here than elsewhere
The duty Of the United States toward YOU
in the mean time is to rrotect YOU from
foreign invasion and throw our navy around
you so that you may go to bed every night
without fear Of invasion, for no foreign
power would so far forget what is due to the
aged or helpless as to attack our navy Sc
you would he always safe. and if YOU took
plenty of exercise and did not get your fee,
wet while heng naturalized you would make
a good citizen and enjoy good health. The
duty Of the United States toward an un.
naturslized citizen is quite plain, but not irk
some. The United States. as a republic, never
allows its obligation toward the offspring o!
a monarchy {" prey on it. So, if you wish to
come forward and repent and be naturalize,l
you will always find the United States ready
to treat you white.
do not know much about the Druids
Our folks were mostly Wings and Episco
palisns. The Druids as near as can learn
We're kind OF open air sett, who worshipes
q sylvan god. ate water1nelons during dog
days and regretted it till the ground froze up
They were the first religious organization u
introduce the custom of borrowing money il
this world with the understanding that il
was to I've paid in the next Prior 10 that
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