Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1887-05-26

: tNhfy tilut NO alOpe ~ hlncn any ihihB
he seems to stuttsr with his nose" p
Yon&sr's Gazette.
Wife-"spll run into this store a
minute" Husband-"Whht do you want
to getTn Mife--"oh, only half yard
of white ribbon" Husband (who knows
the sex,-"Very well; will be back in
about two hours. lid Bats.
Party politics: Kansas citizen Ito
his wife) - woman ia in the kitchen in
response to our advertisement for
cook Kansas lady Gnst returned from
tho polls) =" Is she Republican or o
Democrat 2H--HG'pe5's Basar.
Bella Jones, young lady from DEL,
OF the fashions was not very well,
So a handkerchief red
She wrapped round her head
And this rig to the ball did Miss Bel.
Life.
"What causes all this drunkenness p
asked Prohibition journal, II is safe to
wager that whisky aud other intoxicat-
ing beverages cause tho most Of it, a
Prohibition editor should have known
that much. .Norrist0nn Herald.
Mr.. Boggs (reGding English history
" The Prince of Wales in 1903" Mrs
Buggs (interrnpting) -"The Prince of
Wales in 1881 Goodness ! di Int
know the Prince of Wales was such an
old man as that !" Detroit Free Press.
Rector with tremendous force) -"Do
you ask me to believe that oven after this
shameful treatment, Jacob was put out !"
Sport Loving Deacon (waRing up sud-
denly)--"Yes, he was, an Kelly neyer'd
renched second if" (and the organ
played SOFTLY : The Judge.
Principal (who made sure of it this
timed -" Did Fylem X Wayterbit seem
put ont at my sending IN the account
! again ~ New clerk" Oh, dear, no, sir.
Most perlite they were, sir. Said they
oped I'd call again, sir!"-Loadon
| Punch.
Baseball Magnate-''Want job as
umpire, eli ~ Applicant-"That's what
| I'm after" Ever umpire before ?"
No" "Play ball ?" Never" ''Then
what are your qualifications n Il have
been leader Of church choir for ten
| ysaTs." Mem Orleans Times Democrat.
Revolutions never 90 backward. The
interstate act is a revolutionary measure,
whose defects will no doubt be remedied,
but it will not be repealed nor will the
commission be abolished Monopolies
of the people. and it will stay. = HcDll,ltis
Appeal.
Keeper - tell you We have no need of
COW. The state furnishes all our sup
plies" Trader-"That's all right, Cap.
but Jake Sharp's always been used to tn
product OF one oritter, N yer d better
buy her on spec N make tn old man
D,ipe gor ler VI MIR Wien he "IrtFes.
~ bteS.
Ohij one thing threatens prosper
Is" sehson to trade, manufactures,
mechanical operations, mining, transpor
Ation aud real Interstate commerce, ana
that IS the agitation OF such demagoguee
H'&' %N'%"'S' IS ie;.as Y Htt4sea
Elli t"rse outs fdet' are t"tS o. people
Rh9 nesa ~ make j note OF ttht ilApoi
s42t +iI yital - '.t@t,itsIjttd Iysttger
Somebody was readin' ont nv the
/. Newspaper whar dey done mex a Law
Ftoppiu' Of free passes on de railroad
Nov You rackerniemhcrs dat de mule roat
. arfter dey done kill my husoan' gin me
] FREQ pass long ez was a wilder. Ef da
!, de way dpy gwine do, taken nv folks
passes away, / pwine pit married apin O
YOU hear my racket ~ H1yge1's Hlzdr,
"Dd Won attend the reception ut Me
: chnpica' Hall last evening ~ asked SmitI
! of Robinson this morning. mo. Wa
:, il II great affair - eImmense. The ho
= p1[l@i was there in full force "Wha
! ia tie lfai polloi?n ut is n HAWAIIAN
7 term signifyipp the elite OF the city--th
!, upper crust and that sort of thing Every
!. { ing IL Jawi,iiln now. Won know - 30,
= t05. T'psHWf{Dt
GLOW Ia Vonr m Johnny ., inanired
y nsighbor m a how WHOSE father was N
= IA was hotter this morning. Int ma on
# lin n beJ ,,oain IN short metrem .Ila
= a rrlei,so ind he - s,Yes aud na saw
i If HI AVER falses I'm birsd hi an his Ia
Y again i. viii lake i barrtI Of anarchy /
u httbe l,is br7,ssa i don,t tbinl M vi
y oysr bavc amoti,nr r.tnnso when mn is -,
= homo - jiL;,,g, i,,tf, Usro5
\ NJ N;giI ,,,..aiIant tI"hoLop bas
N NH mi, H. IL ,,hanon,,,,,nI ,,;,ebor :,
81 ~ h..i,,n;,a ~ ti'o saaonn5 r I. What
" that Mr.. Curve: moi goinp TO sign
I. | Curve No, sir. 'laint enough mont
=, ! for mo-" NipLt-"Not enough money
" MN nlfyni II 10 u ono morn thon =
~ MA ,fo,, Ioet soo.a,, . cnrgo ltoftiIvN
y, ..ScIl, 'tnint enough. Why, the Pres
NJ dent nf the InitGd States nets $50, 900