Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1887-08-26
ORIGINAL AND BORROWED.

and the cantalOupe NC SpedAS VI
than his informant.
Both of the candidates for Gov
ernor of Ohio are baldheaded and
they are deacons in the same
church.
Will the Richmond Dispatch
please take down that ''chromo" OF
Riddleberger which it offers its
subscribers. Well sat agin.
A Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, wo-
man has had her mother arrested
for embezzlement. Both of the
women must be very hard cases.
We do hope Harry Tinsley will
not get his cantaloupe and infor-
nation so mixed hereafter as that
he shall not know either from that
bourbon hat.
King Darius SAID to Daniel that
he should worship no other God
but him. We obey law but wor-
ship nothing earthly. Not even a
Judge or a chairman.
We are getting nomOre mule colt
-non.progenitiyes-by the usual
course of deception. Let Malone
stand aside. Horses must have
theiv rights as well as other folks.
When Harry Tinsley shall come
to Woodstock again he must get
his cantaloupe from somebody else
and his information from us.
General Malone has issued a
pamphlet. He issued q Mozart
speech in 1879. The Republican
party may carry an occasional
pamphlet, but they are now heavily
laden with Malone, and should
have a rest.
When President Clevelan d
"swings around the circle this
fall, it will cost him pretty penny
for railroad fares. He cannot ride
on free passes, like his predecessors
did. for that would be in violation
of the Interstate Commerce law.
\ Connecticut woman has been
arrested for having seven husbands,
and a man is in prison in Arkansas
for having eleven wives, and yet
there are people who have the hard
ihood 10 assert that Mormon doc.
trines and practices are losing
ground in the United States.
The grand jury system means
the summOning of the law abiding
citizens of the county to pass upon
all accusations, without malice. 1t
does not contemplate that the cod
der of illegitimate offspring shall
inquire into the conduct of other
people. Let us haye grand Jurors
of the kind the law cOntemplates.
Genl. Mahone's organ, the Vir-
giaia Lancet, edited by Genl.C9 W.
w. Evans, a cOlored brother Of
Petersburg, is deDOuncing Riddle
berger. Go it Evans. Go 1t Ma
hone. Riddleberger is not disturb
ed. Evans Is the fellow who wrote
to Riddleberger for letter which
he dill not publish. We shall
priafit without consulting Malone.
Copies are convenient things
Barbour called a convention to
pass upon matters of state concern.
Malone called a caucus. In the
latter the whole Valley of Virginia
was represented by S. Brown Allen
and W. Z. Craig, of Staunton.-
They were doubtless iRcited. Re
publicanism in Virginia has out
grown this way Of doing things.
Such meetings under such circum-
stances are not approved by Re-
publicans in the Valley.
Malone has issued an address.
1t has the ring of the ring chairman
ofthe ring committee on address in
il. Johnnie seems to be trying to
"straddle the saddle" But John,
don't try it except from the ground.
The stirrup feathers are broken. The
Riddleberger bill is in StqtH qao
with a repeal of the amendment Of
last session. The William and
Mary college rhetoric played itself
out in 1873.
Now that Malone with his secret
conclave has declared himself on t.
side of the Republican party, tn C
party may take its own debt settle
ment, as construed 10y the L. 5. Su-
preme Court, tariff for protection
abolition ,of internal revenue and
the Blair educational blll-thc last
of which the General strenuously
opposed-and 90 forward with hope
of success. General, promised to
90 TO the Pacific Slope, as you did
last fall, which promise contributed
40 much to Republican success in
our State IN the Congressional cleo.
tons.
The Chicago Tribune publishes a
curious list of the events OF July IN
the United States by way Of Illus
trating the untoward influence Of
an abnormally high temperature
upon human blood and BRAIN
There were go murders, great
increase over any other monthly
total for many yeaas. There was
an average of eight suicides a day
There were l73 persons killed by