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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-23
Horrors by Land and by
Railways and Also on
the Waterways.
The steamer tcItiC and AN An
ColIidcd. Deaths Insnc.
\ Young lady White Hobcd
Becomes the Bride of Death
Priesthood at tIInnIC>.
eArAl KAIIwAY AcomhNI


FATAL RAILWAY ACCIDENT
H\Irl,folr NAV 23.-The shitiu,
onc,r, ,f bc p.l,imor, and ol,,
..;7......'. -. 49,, w.. ',
''''""! N' p"!Nlc"' near 'n'' Guy
N'S''rday afternoon, collidcd with %
pq -cngcr ear I'm which were seated
dtteop ,clcy,,un iinc mon who wor,
" ''''''' ~ W. '"A'H l." Nh' '>''i' d.
NoWdcn aud Clemens. natives OF.
Wc~t %. were killed John .
" V,r,,r to,,,. d II.-. ..,..j ,,.,,....
ir....'''
were SoI l'uS'l ''J'I'u' .
licA'.'W Will probably dic. y mis-
placed switch caused The collision.
rama, .,,,.,., ,...,,.>,
,...,,.... .,a
c.I,,' Xxx, "ht' r''l ."Ns''a'i 'i'n'l'
n -.. vitb-tl tl... st,,,,-i,i, pri,.r,,.
both of the White STAR line. crossed
th, barat d o'clock tins morning aud
il now coming up the hny. Four o.;
the -tcarugc passenger are known to
have been hilicd hs the collision and a
dozen are badly injured. c. T..
Hunting on was among the passenger
of Tie Britannia. He had closed his
house up for the summer and with
bis tduliy intended To tskc AN cXcur-
SION to Europe, which he has never
visited. "And | did not oct there
after all said he laughiugly to - re.
porter. He said:
" Ae Oows Prlt OF the Celtic came
tI.., ON ...'.'i' nosi IT, ne eInc cnt
H. :, -" Wv, "i'""' "l V"I
o"d ,ha -" Eoi'io ~ @ ~ i'.",n,"
"o,..i,' D.. 80 ''iO3"'
'nlop o. ~ ..,. 49, ""' ,'o"VeH'' "vc" ~
Sia,, w. .p, 'n'o aI I,n ,L' Oo'.'o ""' T ~
U'",''p s' :" 'n"' que ~ no, o"oh a. iui'
n,j;,o', aG' ,''a, ""un" nav hoil'uu 'nr
no ,'"nn," tTm w. w., ,''" ~ ~ ,,"e' ,osSqno,
t.,o, tHo o,o" out 'i', " 'Io.n7 W 'uNr
ost,' ~ ,,tot"''"' ''i'''o III "o 'Pc'"
W '''' N''''0'
carr. IkNlNd
Of the Celtic was in charge Of the
White Star steamer. Republic whom
il ran into tho Aroma. in The Irish
channcl. year ago. He has "a good
reputation rs a captain. "Shortly
after noon on Thursdly,r he said.
when about 100 miles cast Of SANDY
Hook, wo ran into light Jog. it
grgduallv .hickcned until il was i'm
pose bic TO zee from stem to stern OF
me boat. reduced team about one
hsIi ana began b.o"inR WI ties nj
regular intervals. Extra lookouts
were stationed ana oVery pfceantion
tsNeh 10 prevent aeon llslon. u was
niue hilcr o.c,ocN, thlhk, Wheh
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-23
TheN ManI O,nrIen

CHICAGO, May 23-SiIty.one Irish
tocioties Of this city have invited
William o Brien to deliver lecture
IN Chicago al his earliest convenience.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-23

sud they managed at the risk of their
lives to rescue eleven survivors and
place them safely on board the Plov-
er. IT is supposed the other five were
killed or knocked overheard while
'Ae vessels were in collision. The
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-23
In Iho .oInrnhn I,l,nr

7peo'a' Dispatch - the EXAMINER
BALIINGtR, May 25.-Yestcrday
afternoon while four merchants were
attempting TO swim the Colorado
about tour miles above this place ono
OF lhe number was drowned. His
name has not been learned. HIS
BODY has not been recovered. The
deceased leaves a wife and five or six
children.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-23

Genuine deep rock water from o.
wego, New York, on draught at w.
A, Williamson II Co.'s.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-05-23

D0ano photogrAphor, soutA Vith
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-08-31
0ssss Cor, Yisla m The so,s>


The Baltimore ManuJdctursrS Record
prints Ave page Of special reports from the
entire South, giving 9 favorable account oi
crops and business prospects, Of that ssction.
The corn crop Of the south 10 unprscsn.
0snuy large, exceoding the yield Of
1885 BY over nifty million bushels,
bushsls and the Yield of 1884, by
one hundred and seven million bushsla The
South will this yeaf b nearly self-support
iog In the msttsr Of oorn, end many mii[iool
OF dollars that have hesesofose gone wsse tos
O0rn will this seas0u b saved 70 Southern
hTmera While recent unfavosable Wsashsl
hAs damaged 70 some extent the cotton pros
pects which, . month 40 promised such "a
enormous yield, the crop Will SILL b lasgs
claimed, counterbalanoe 70 the farmers the
decrease In yield, due mainly 70 decreased
ecreagA Other crops have with few exCep
tons, been very good"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-08-31
4 ChinAsA Camnlexa>n.

Wheh observed In ono OF the Caucasian race,
u hindicativs Of bile In the blood. Who would
DO yellow when he or she can exhibit tho hue
Of health ON cheek and brow through the aid
ofHostetter's stomach Bitters. an antagonist
ai whose onset liver complaint takes refuge
In tight. Fur upon the tongue, nausea, sick
headarhe, pains under the right ribs and
shoulder blade, an unplcasantly odorous
breath, are remediable with this benign alter
drench the intcsiines, or, like the msrcurixi
preparations, contamin mate the blood. Not
only the liver, but the stomach and bowels
nts aroused, toned and regulated by this nne
hdcBce OF the respectable classea, not by
startling assertions ON its behalf, but by tho
consistency of the claims made for u with
tested.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-08-31

~ bOvU.
HOT - ~ other women are
Il che that 70 my soul 70 ooast
nsr glortous iaaeiss eono irom fAs.
nens,th ths silver svestng star,
And yss hss btsass Il svss AeaSs
Great SssisnR, nth shs Of Asr ovu,
which lessor souls may never know,
God aiveth then 70 hef Alone
And sweet they arc - any tous
WherowitA tAe Wta0 nay eAooee 70 blow.
Yet In hsspsif shs wsiisth not
Although no home WerS halt % ials;
No slmpleet duty y forgot;
lifs haiA 10 aiI ana iowly spot
TAas loth not In her sunshine share.
she aosth little hinaaesses,
which mort leave ua0oae - 0ospiee,
FOR naught that sets one heart - oasos
Ana givsth hsppiness OF peaoe,
10 Low -sstesined 10 her eyes.
shs hath no seorn Of common things,
Aud. though she seem Of other birth.
Round ~ her heart entviues ana clings.
Aud patiently shs folds hsr wines
10 tread Ne humble paths Of earth.
Rlesslug shs Il Goa made bar 70,
And desds oi weekday holiness
Fall nom her n0iseless ~ the snoWS
uos hAs she ever chAnced u know
That Aught were easter than 70 biess.
shs Il most iair. and thersunto
Her lifs doth rightly hHrmoniss;
Tesiin9 or thought that was not true
Nicer made less beautiful tho blue
Unoloudod heaven OF her eyes.
she 10 . woman one In whom
The spvinGtime Of her childish years
Hath never lost its fresh perfume,
Though knowing vol that life hath room
For many biishts and many tsars.
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Ar you disssFbsa ct nightan broken Of your
sees ~ . s,cs ehs4 suffering ana crying With
~ exeEuciAtng p.An0G cutting teeth II %,
% q enos Sn0 1ssa eosais oe ARs. WIGsLOWT
SO0sal.S s1su1. y .M rslisvs Tie poor
thsco y no mistAks about ~ Thsrs II not =
uoehor on earth Who - ever ~ ~ ~ nm
Hoe I'll yoa as once that Il vill tssr,.ts ~
bowels. anl sive rsst 70 the naGhss. ~ r,iief
NN Dor1setly $40 70 uss II I'll eases ~ ~:
aAt - ~ tAsts. anab ~ presesiptAea e - =
~ olAast ~ best louAAo p6yo1slAAo ~
sussas In ~ Unitsa etAtas. Sea1 evosyvl10o
0o0nD bottA uAy0.lvAAV
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aSDiCAk
uOOD'S OAROAPARlLLA.
Tired All Over


10 the szprsssa0 . lady usel h lssee1bing ~,
eondit1oa bo10eo usine Hood's oareaDastliA. TN
preparation y wonderfully edapte1 Sue weak
ened OF low state Of ~ system. lt toner tn
whole body, Ovoroomee the tired Sooling, glvoG
purity aad vitality 70 The blooa. ana olsan end
frsshsns ths aina. Try u II yoa 1ssl tiss1 ail
over,
sHosaS sasuapasilla % blood puriasr hAs ns
equal 70 toner the syslims strongthons ana In
vigoeaeaD, Giving new ilSe. have taken 10 tot
kidney oomplaiat with the best reeults." d. ..
SAUNDERS. q Pearl street. Cinoinuati, o.
HooA'o OasospAx1llo
"rsslinG ianguid ana dissy. havisg no Ape
lite ana 10 ambition 70 work. I took noo1t sar.
saparilia, with the best rSsv ,ts A. health In.
viscrator ana for genera debility think u
superior 70 anything slss." A. A. xiRna Utioas
ny.
Being run down from hard work I trtsa
Hoods earsaparilla and II % built mp thAs have
continued ~ ueo. have great hith 10 it - .
blood purifier ana regulator" J. 4. snlTn. CON-
msrstal 6SiIsttN once. Boston. Mas.
Makes the Weak Strong
"When took Hooa's sarsapArilla that heavi.
ness In my stomach left the dullnees In ny
head, ana the gloomy. despondent feeling dh.
appeared. ! began 70 got stronger. my blood
gained better circulation. the oOl0neoe In NJ
hands and fest left me, ana my kidneys DO not
bother me - boforo." q. ". HULL, Attorney.
atLAw. Aillsrsbury. y.
HOODS oARoAPARlLLA
Sold By aiidrusgists. q SIX for y. Prepared
only BY q. I. HOOD . CO.. Lowell. Mass.
100 DOSES ONE DOLLAH ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-08-31
APDOIAL 1OflOAA.
a3aaA Ioo's ASASoo sAlvo,

Tns BEST sALyI in the world for CutA. Bruises
Chapped Hands, Chilbiains. Corns, and ali skin
1rupt.ons. and posityely cures piles. OF NO pay
rslnirsd. II Z nuArsnteed 70 give perfect aatis.
boz. For saie BY n. b. Cochran, Druggist Hoo,
"a and ~ North Queen b.. Lancaster Pa
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Mn. Phobs Chesley. Peterson. Clay Co. Iowa,
tails tbs following remarkablo story, ths truth
@ which = vouched for BY tho restdents Of the
town i" am ~ yeArs old. have been troubled
With Kidney complaint and Iamsnsss for many
Zeafs; could nSs are.s myself without halp
How am nee nom ell pain ana soreness and
an able 70 DO Ill my own house work. IoVS
ny tnauks 70 si:ctF'e 1isssm for h,vinG s.
49,. sSa psin Tsy Soss. oGg%pl:ssi.y gol :sisy M s9
oar agent, n. b Cochran. DrusEist In aHd n
NORTH oueon street, Lancaster. Pa. (Il
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In order 70 give Ill sohance TO test It. and thus
Dr. KinsS. New Diseovery lor Consumption,
Coaghs aaa Co.ds: Ei!i BE-: ioc itmitsa ume
HoVo unbounooa faith In tie merits Of thii
&leet temedy. All who sunsr nom Coughs
CS1A, CONSUMPTION. Asthma. 1ronchitis. or any
l11nlly requested tO call ct u. b CochfanI Dfus
l6e. ~ and ls0 North Queen street. and
- ~ 6Otoo fIeo. ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-08-31

SLDEPLBeb NI9HTs, maas miserable by that
You. Sold BY II. h CoehfAn, druggist, Nos ~
1Aa - North Queen D.. Lancaster. Ps. ~
THAT HACKING COUGH can be 20 quickly
eure1 by ehuoh's Cure. We guarantee Il sold
by u. = Cochran druggist 00. IN ana u Uogtb
0noan D.. Lancaster. Pa ~
= sold by ~ ON Q guarantee. II curoo Con.
sumptlon. sold BY 8. 3. Cochran. druggist,
Gos. N ana lso North Queen ". LAnca:tsr.
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Hay Fever.

have suffered greatly from periodical returns
OF hay lever. A. the suggestion OF Covert q
Balm, and used . portion OF l. during . severe
attack. can cheerfuily testify a. TO the immo-
oiAt0 and continued relief Obfainod BY ito uso,
haaruly recommend Il to those suffering from
this OF kindred cOmpiAints-(kAvJH n. A. smith,
Clinton. VIA. au9l ~ d0OdkV q
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-08-31
HuxpHREry.
HoAroPArH1O
SrzoIrlcs.

u, HU0Ph8Bv0'
Nook Of Ali Diseasas. Cloth aAd Gold Binding,
IN PaSes. with steel Engraving.
NAILED TRBB.
List Of Principal Nos. Curos. Price.
l. 1uvms, Con gestion. Inhammations. .........1
Z Moana, Worm reyer, Worm Collie ..........3
= C1YIuo COLO, or Teething Of InfAnts. .
1 DlARRn0A. Of Children or Adults. ...........9s
Z Dyanuruay. Gripping, Biiious Colic....."...2
g C1oLnaA MonnUs, Vomiting ..................8 -
!. Couens, Colds. 1ronchiis ..:.............0
.. NuuRALaiA, TootAAche, faceache. .......... .
3 HDADACuns, eiok Headache, Vertigo. .........8
10. DysrnrsiA, Bilious stomach. h................4
II. SuPPRnasnD or PAINFUL P1RIODs. .............8
a MnIrns too rrofuse Periods. :..............1
II CnOUr, Cough, Dinicult Breathing ...........8
u SALT kusuH. kIJsipalas. krupti0ns. ........1
- RnsunArisn, Rheumnue Pains. ..............1
~ IDvnR AnD Aou1, Chills nAlaria........ 80. 30
4 FL. mine or hisediny y;.:.:v:...:::.....e g
.. WnooPiIe COuen, Violent coughs. ........ 80
y 0nuBnAL DnDiLIrY. Physical weakness. 80
Mmv0n Dnnniry.. ......sLoo
"a UEnAaY WnAEunna, Wott1nG bed -
n DlsnAsn o. rns hnAsT Pal pitation. -. ~ 90
Scsa y DrpEy,sss, or v cent pe:tpss6 On rScoiPS
FULTON D.. n. Y. teb2-lydAwAWAf
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Boar-Dllla

OF our Amsrioan people ere smicte3 WITH ssak
AaaAAchs In either ~ nervous bilious o. Co.
Q4No iosne. sansed by irregular hAbltl. kiGh
DO Dr; Lsslsss SPssii1 fI.ssIlpuSs % &C:
sssss:e; .isw Ssy: ne ssal ~ sAv'sssssSsS .
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p1NnyYLvANlA HAILnOAD sC1AD
x ULB..ln eGeet nom Juno ~ 104
Trains Law 1AIcAgsD aAA boavoan4 o1s9oe
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fhs lnpsaAing Daagss.

Ths recent statistics Of the number Of deaths
chow that large majority die with ConSump.
ton. This disease may commence With an af.
parently harmless cough which can BE- CURED q.
6tAntIy by Kemp's Ralsam for the Throat and
Gungs, Witch . guaranteed TO cure and reiioYS
~ cseee. PTioe o oents and q. 1ftaS S(se free
r: 81: S.y p 4 g ooaA1A.' arncs r. n
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PhilA. 1xpresst st........
EADt Lin0t ..s.e..ssses..
Harrisburg Bxpreoo. . .
Lancaster Accom- a..
Columbia Accom-.
SoAshore 1xprooo .....
phllAdolphiA Accom-. %
sunday 0Au. ............
Day Ixpreset
WafTaoburR Accom- go.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-08-31
EIr's CREAM BALM.
OATARRH.--HAY FEVER.

RLY's CREAM BALM cures Cold in Head.
Catarrh, Rose Cold, Hay Fever, Deafness, Head.
ecbe. Price @ Csnts. EASY To USE. Aiy
Bros. Ovego: n. Y, U. 8. 4.
aeFsSablS. Prics o esnts s. 6ruExists b
Hail, roGistcrod. 90 cts. ELY BROrhE ERS.
rs Greenwich St., New York.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-19

Yesterday afternoon, says the Virginia
Enterprise Of the 4th inst, about three
o'clock an expressman passed along D
street, bound northward, with . coffin
in his sled. The reporter at first sup.
posed the coffin to DO an empty one; but
seeing it was going in the direction Of
the cemeteries, made some inquiry, and
found that it contained the remains Of
Honora Cadagan, young woman who
died Of pneumonia night before last 1t
the notorious Gilmore place, on South G
street, Of which she was an inmate. Al
the girl was i'll but few hours, there
were rumors Of something wrong about
her death; but she was attended by Dr..
Conn, and it appears that her severe III.
ness was the result Of dissipation and
exposure. While under Che influence d
liquor she Is said to have run about Ia
the snow and slush with nothing on hsl
feet but a pair Of thin clippers. Hsl
parents, now dead, formerly lived in Six
milo Canyon. She came 70 this city I
few days ago from California. and thsi
seemed well and hearty enough. Sh
was but twenty.one years Of age, and ;
| be hauled out to the potter's field throug
| back street with not single friend o
relative to follow her remains. was trul
a pitiable sight and sad ending to
brief career.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-19
CONCENTRATES.

The Congressional ministers Of Chi.
cage declined to send . unanimous mes.
sage Of sympathy to Mrs. Beecher, be-
cause they couldn't agree with her
husband in all things. The greatest OF
all is charity, which, however, isn't
much practiced among the ministerial
fraternity.
Archuleta county, Colorado. will soon
become famous as an oil producing re.
gion. Crude petroleum has been found
running out Of the ground in number
of places. A company has been formed
for developing portion Of the oil lands.
Recently Mrs. Roxilana Druse came to
an untimely and-the end Of rope-in
Herkimer, N. Y, for the murder Of her
husband. Roxilana is the fifth woman
who has been hung in the Empire State
during the present century.
The English government disapprovss
OF the restriction on French fishermen on
the Newfoundland coast; but the govern.
ment Of the latter country insists on
maintaining them and talks Of annex.
alton to the United States.
John O'Grady, the San Francisco
woman killer, had his sentence post
poned for a week or SO on account OF
pressing business engagement. ct ths
request Of W. W. Bishop, his attorney.
The California Governor vetoed the
stamp act. His message, explaining bis
reasons, consisted Of 1900 words.
Somewhat longer than Stevenson's in
augural, Ell,
A quarrel occurred in Nogales. Arizona.
between Mexican troops and Americans.
A fusilade, in which one Mexican sol.
der was mortAlly wounded. was the re-
suit.
Chicago has woman who contests the
palm with local athletes as Grace
Roman wrestler. Her feet are 80 con-
foundedly large that she can't be upset.
There are 200 Mormons 1t work in the
Southern States gathering recruits fol
Utah from the illiterate people. Those
yaps have an excellent field for labor.
Arrests have been made of men in
New York who were running . claim
agency, ostensibly to recover alleged
estates in England.
The Edmunds Retaliation Bill hal
passed both Houses and has been signed
by his royal nibs. Canada does not cart
a d-oughnut.
Germany and France appear to b.
waiting till the green grass grows al
around. Russia has 300, 200 men undel
arms in Asia.
Chinese leprosy has made its appear
ance in Denver. Col. Several Of th'
hsathens have pegged out with it.
Idaho is to be cut in two. One par
is to be given to Warrington Territor!
and the other to Nevada.
Russia has demanded the release o
conspirators in Bulgaria, some Of whom
have already been shot.
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Hon. Win Cnmback is out lecturing
On 1.-THE Model Husband" By and by
your wife Win Cumbacl. Mr., Lecturer.
and take the conceit out Of the model. -
P;csyaus.
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Leaving the club At 8 A. M: Jack
"Rsther late, Frank; what shall you ny
to your wifel' Frank-"Oh, that's easy
enough; III Just say, Good morning. my
dear;' she'll say ell the rest. "--Boston
Beacon.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-19

Until the outbreak Of hostilities be-
tween the European Powers, San Fran
cisco will be able to fill in its time watch.
ing those between onr morning dailies. =
3. F. Report.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-19
STATE ITEMS.

The New. Reporter says: Sam Davis
is kicking, He is afraid that some OF
the State printing may 60 to other
papers than those composing the Ne
vada Associated Press" which is com
posed principally of Sam Davis and the
Carson Appeal. Senator Boyle has in'
PRODUCED a bill to free the people OF the
necessity of paying $3.50 per square for
State printing. Sam is afraid somebody
will bid 81 As and take the work away
from his Union" therefore he turns up
his typographical nose and shouts rats,
like a boy stealing fruit and crying
shame at another urchin on the same
mission.
]. C. Singles, ex-County Surveyor.
was taken to the Insane Asylum BY De-
putty Sheriff Nofsinger last Saturday.
He is naturally a man of much more
than average ability. and some years ago
was one Of the best surveyors and
draughtsmen in the State. He had a
weakness for strong drink, however. and
it made lunatic Of him everytime he
INDUCED in it.-Silver State.
A ten.stamp mill is to be erected at
Meadow Lake the current year, and con.
tracts for 300, 600 feet Of lumber have
been made in Sierra Valley. Thomas
Lebroke, who has the contract, has just
completed new mill in Weber Canyon
and will construct a road from there to
Wehber Lake. distance Of six miles. -
Reno Gazette.
1t is said that there is but one school
district in this State which has sufi-
Gent amount Of money on hand to carry
out the full school term. If we should
have another session Of the Legislature
there would not be enough left Of the
school fund to run half dozen school,
in the State. New Union.
1--WE publish no vulgar advertise
msnta. says the Evening Report; but Il
any paper in the State ever publishes
anything which approaches nearer u
low vulgarity than the Reports item
headed "a Beanny Invite" We hav,
failed to see it.--Independent.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-03-19

A cultured gentleman from Connecticut
settled in frontier Texas town and star
ted school. One day he asked bright
little boy:
"I've got 50 in my pocket and your
father lends me s6 more; what have got
them"
"What have you got il my father lends
you s6'"
YES, Johnny. what have l got!"
you've got to pay it back or he will
shoot the top Of your head off!"-Texas
Siftings.
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WORKING CLASSES AT T1as

We are now prepared to furnish all Glasses with
employment st home the whole Of the time. o.
for their apsre momsnta husinsss now. light
and profitable. PeNona Of either sex easily
earn from 90 cents to $500 per evening, aud q
proportional sum by devotlng I'll their time TO
ths business. Boy. snd girl. earn nearly - much
dress, and test the business. We make this offer.
To such % are not we'll satisfied We will send
one dollar 10 pay for the trouble II writipg.
Full pArtiucsrs and outht fres. Address 0rossz
DTiHsoN I o., Portland, Maine.