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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-09
STEAMBOATS, auo Railroads.

EALL RIVER JJNE.-FOR BOSTON,
i MEwPoRT. FALL RIVER AND EAST AND
SERVICE nOw Dslns 9PsEaitsd
Riio f1GI1ssasi s lsds g.
sgis yIsysa FL DSssGs
and points old Colony 9ailFOssd NJ and Fall
aysT sssaf co., S North
suNpxYs iea S York at 80 for all
p0qc onnec Hsngs h fsxs BSa Daily from Brooklyn
Tck StsS sd G seroSms can be obtained ss
all g,nc pal Ticket 0hees. at the Line omce' rer %
~ BORDEN st De "a & lowell GEORGE 7; OoN ZINC
NJ ORNyTCH LINE.
For Boston, Portland and White Mountains
DIRECT ROUTE
New.1ondon. Norwich Watch Hill and Block Island.
RATES REDUCED.
Steamers City OF worcester" City OF Boston," and
CITY OF Lawrence" leave Pier 4o North River foot OF
Wattsst (nex pier Debrossesst ferry daily sun.
days excepted at p Tickets and stateroos sccurou
at 207 26 397 457 and 957 Broadway 10 and IL oree
wichst 153 Bowery, Aston House. Windsor and Cosmo-
potan hotels s3s Futonst Brooklyn at Pier 40 North
G. w. BRADY, Agent
nor HUDSON AND COXSACKIE..
Steamer Kaae leaves on TUESDAYS ana o Thprsa r
a. a. m M Ga s1 pie sSct 9 Of a i
Steamer McManus Mondays, Wednesdays and Ifina i
from pier foot OF Frankns at y M Boats CONNECT WIN
Boston and Albany II. X.
NEW--YORK AND LONG BRANCH RAIL-
sd Bank Long Branch Ocean Goys AsOury Park
COMMEN cling JUNE 2, 1887, 49,.
Trains leave York foot OF Cortlandt ana
express except Red BANK, q: 10 s. $50 p M Sun
a'Sg i fsgs q M, $40
80, p 80, 80 fast express), 4. "A 30 . 80 o;do
p. m SUNDAYS. o a. m. and p m; sunday trains 90
not stop a. ocean Grove or Asbury PARK
Denotes express trains $500 ~ - n,,o,y,u
supt. Gen Pas.Agt PR.R. G.P.A.O.R.R OF NJ
HUDSON RIVER BY DAYLIGHT.
NEW. YORK and ALBANY
Daily Except Sundays).
Leave Brooklyn. fuonst Gby Annex)' - g o9 M
Leave New York, Xestryst pier. g ~ M
Leave New York, West 22d-st. pier p 100 a m.
For ALBANY. landing at Yonkers west tont, new
burg, Poughkeepsie, Rhlnebeck. CdtskL ana Hudson'
Returning leave Albany 80 a. m.
A nne BAND attached 70 each boat
CONNECTIONS: -.
WEST POINT and NEWBURG with down Day ooas
ALBANY; with n cENTRAL 8 II h II J y. X" w ies
Boston & Albany Il II. for Boston g. ID. & H. =. Sos
Railroad for Montreal and the North, and SPEClAL
TRAINS TO AND FROM SARATOGA.
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CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW-JERsEY.

r roof r Du s5S hHS#os Bound
bI So h s 3 az sTSDSYs at as M S so
nn - leaving sv at e5an3, 49, r nas SO
hSS S Rcad iSi S SSRsS ec On sum
days toF Take ilopateons Eas,oa roson peth,obem
Allentown. Maucn Chunk. -, -,
chSn @ aT rS randS Radns MSrSug Pots
VIE Tanaqca' sbamokin sunoury Le"'ouis' Williams
and l 80 p. m. for Eason, Bethlehem. Allentown,
As p m, for Eas1oa Ben, Allentown, Mauch
"a 80 p. m for Lake Hopatcons' Laston' Bethlehem
AZ D. m. for Easton Bethlehem, Allentown Mauch
Chunk, Wilkesbarro, Reading Harrisburg ETC. On sun
a. rs 80, IL rs a. m. l 80, . 80, 80, 4 80.
80, 015 m. sundays a. m, p m; Tor Ksd Sank
Long Branch Asbury Park ocean Grove except Sundays
4, Is q. m. go A 80 p. M for Lakewood Toms
a. 'I m, SO ;. m. for Beach Haven Atlantic City,
V&e' sI5 Ii Is M 80 30, 80. CHS for
s 70 70 49, Sundays az a. M g no Tor g.
i'''" ""'' TSEwJERsEy SOUTHERN DIV.
SANDY HOOK ROUTE.
For LONG BRANCH. OCEAN GROVE, SC.
DAYS 30 Il e m $50 m for Highlands seaOrsht'
81; 49,, Saturdays Only'' s4S. 80 $50
do sS sS Beach spSns Eas
AZ 4 80, a. M. 1, aA5 p. m. for Lakewood. Toms
River and Barnegat.
Haven and Atlantic CITY,
DAY LINE to OLD POINT COMFORT,
ID NORFOLK, VA, and SOUTH
Leave via Penn r. r. 30 D. m. Parior to Bau-
thence palace steamers ARRIVING AZ Oh Point AZ
40 M N' CENT Pas % Agent s5 Broadway n Y
BOSTON. WATCH HILL NARRAGAN-
ID SETT PIER
VIA STONINGTON LINE
From New Pier 80, North River, block above Canal
ST., at 8 D. daily, except Sunday. Through from
steamers landing TO Pier without charge
A TROY BOATS. CITIZENS LINE
IA Steamers CITY OF TROY and SARATOGA leave
foot OF Christopherst North River, daily except Saur
day, p. IN. for Troy and the North Sunday steamer
touches at Albany. Troy excursion tickets 90 90.
A LBANY BOATS-PEOPLE'S LINE-Pal-
"A ace Steamers DREW and DEAN RICHMOND leave
every week day at p. m from Picr al NJ r., foot Of
Canalst.
Freight received unti the hour Of departure.
Leave Brooklyn via Annex. Fulton-sG, at 5 p. m.
SHORE LINE All Rail Route for Boston,
- Newport and the East Express leaves Grand Central
m Fast Express at II p m. daily. Newport Exprcss
or SleepinEca 10 Destinations
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Gituations h)ante6--males.

|
A MIDDLE AGED MAN wants employment
so AND i V.ry safsfa
ens Is A sGSn9ss b oT i5 Tribune oiss
A RELIABLE, sober man. of average intelll.
s sns SPsafsa
%fSs IN Uptown iS%S 0 ONCE isSs Broadway
RUTLER or BUTLER and yALET.-By a
- thoroughly experienced man best English ana New
DUTLER or VALET-By young English
man nrstclass family with good city references
Address A. l.. lOl Park.ave.
BUTTERFLY young Englisbman as but
- Ter in 1rstciass family good city references Al
| COACHMAN and GROOM class; Eng
bTanehes excellent references from former and present
des & sg gV %oo d S Saratoga OOSS
| COACHMAN.-By q steady young man. sin
n ss 10 aS 'nsio ns0''
! NOACHMAN.-By thoroughly competent
ns and cali not or AFRAID nrss, Jo G9f
| West i3d-st
COACHMAN;--By q competent; married
" %e nhs nG PsTchcsier e. y O'S'"N "
NOAChMAN.-By a married man no chill.
fp 'SS aaros HHS cS aH fSa
seem BEST ' can
! COACHMAN and GROOM.-By reliable
~ Protestant yonns man thoroughly UNDERTAKING. his
n bs sSsy
3d. T TSsa o{ UPTOWN TS Once sS5 BroaGTay '
| NOACHMAN..-By a coachman with five
ysars city GSn faSH wg,
COACHMAN.-By a reliable single young
man an IN grH ns da@y s e sarns YEARS.
from the highest families in London nrsn
careful willing AMI & pss dS
-Du a1
den h9nSst and Gbsns good yRsSS o,
% e TSa y enes vii ey
last employer can BIO seem j. r. Krone Curres harness
EARMER, &c.-By man and wife man
understands OF horses and cattle good driver wife
GARDENER.-By single German as first
class gardener tSorG9shy nile his
j. d. D.. Box 81 Tribune Uptown once 2Ss Broadway
GARDENER and FLORIST.-By a practical
~ German married small family thoroughly under
TO'clou.s' forcing ana general woTk q gentle
DENER, Rye n. Y.
EARDENER.-By n working gardener;
single perfectly understand, % OF green
DO all repair. connected win long and sa'Saetory
Once h.
GARDENER.-By n married man. one girl,
a m 10 A ssS .nS ss S % Of
place TS wo9a care iGT aa R ana g0ssy
Ing. L. l.
GARDENER.-By single man with thorough
practical kooweGSc O. DO, and cold
n q grounds would run small eciion. which
Box s ss
GARDENER.-By single man; good expe-
~ rieuce used 70 greenhouses grapere flower and vege
table gardens general management OF agentemans
place Address 6. G., Tribune Uptown Oaice l,2S5
broadway
EARDENER.-By q man who thoroughly
~ understands his business, greenhouses graperes.
flowers and vegetables milk and stock married. no
children laundress buttermaker required best
reference Address j. c. 81 East l0thst. seed store.
JTSEFUL-MAN.-By a single man, on q
u geniiomans place to mako himself generally useful
good mixer and strictly honest and temperate
good references j. H. Tribune Uptown Oce l.93S Broad
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SPIRITS OF TURPEXTrNg.


CHARLK-roS. Sept S.--rurDeutine 0ulot al 20iAc,
SAVANNAH. Sept s.-Fatpentine hrn At &c bid
WILMINGTON sept. -InrPsntlae nrn - 20 &C
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M EST SHORE RAILROAD;

w N. Y. T.. a. H. H. H, w. IeSSecs.
Trains West AID ST. station as follows, ana ~ MIN
utes earlier from foot Of yay.st North RIVER:
Detroit and Chicago, - :55 a. H., u 20, $40 m.
ST. Louis SO :05 - ia p. N -, ,,.s.o ,y,....
Utica 80 r. ,S SS .sIS So 3 :,5
20 is. ii 80 M g ;9S - dS r PNowbn,o 1904,
r3 rs = u.s. 80 55, 40 Is. IL 80 m Il 10, 4, 10,
g. - 10 As D. M and a. AS, - 100 p m Gram
ston's Cornwall, New burg
For Montreal and Canada East, ;o5 D.. M.
Hamfl ton, London, 20 :55 a. M, 70 20, 10 y. m.
Toronto, 10 55 a. M &c :O5, g 10 p m. - ~,
Elegant seepng-carS for BunaIO, niagara RAILS Ih-
einnaR Detroit, Chicago and st. Louis.
Saratoga Specials. IL 80 a. m. 40 p. m Drawing
room through TO Saratoga - ~, . -
Lake George, IL 80 a. Saturdays only, 40 p m;
Lakes Mohonx ami Minnewassa via Now Pdltx " III 30
a. M, a. AS AS y. Drawingroom Cars TO Kingston
on o. II 80 m, 3:45 D. M trains -, % d..
nica is, o. ii 80 a. m, AZ AS - p. M Drawing,
room cars 10 Grand Hotel Station and PhGnlca o Hotel
Kssterski and Mountain House, on 9. 1880 a. M, and
Paienviile Cairo and Mountain House Station. 3i5.
Ca;skiil on ii 80 a. m. and 8 AS p trains.
NDaily tDaily except Saturday. sSaturuay5 only.
For tickets time tables, parlor seepngcar accommo
daions or information apply at Offices. BROOKLYN 1873
Washington st. $50 Fult0n-st Annex once foot OF Full
Bowsry IL Park Place. and West stations foot Of
West 4ed-st., foot OF Jsy-st. N r. r. LAMBERT.
Vanderbiltave. General Passenger Agant
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I ERICH VALLEY RAILROAD.

PASSENGER TRAINS leave foot OF Cortlandt and pes'
ofV7I a M FOR CaIasauqua anu intermediate points
a m for Geneva, Lyons ElInira Kochester, Bunalo
and the West and principal local points Chair car TO
D. M for Tunkhannock and intermedase points; chair
car % Tunkhannock Connection TO Reading ana Harris
burg .-..,... ..,...
$40 p Pittston and principal intermediate point"
Chair to Pttston. -, -. co.
40 D. m. FOR Copay and intermediate points Con-
nection Reading Harrisburg. Chair car 10 Capay
o. m for Geneva Lyons, Elnlira Rochester. Buffalo
and the West. Pullman sleeper Lyons.
go d. N. for LauFays and intermediate points.
Trains leaving at 8 a. M, p M and 40 p m con-
meet for all points In Mahanoy and azet0n coal regions
49, SUNDAY TRAINS.
O. m for Mauch Chunk, Hazleton and intermediate
points. . ,...s,... .,..
n IN. for Geneva. Lyons, Elmir3 Rochester Buffalo
and the West Pullman sleeper 10 Lyons
~ General Eastern Office 235 Broadway.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

No. has Pullman Buffet Sleeper New York
to Chattanooga, without change. via Harris
burg, Hagerstown. and Roanoke; also makes
connection at HagerstOwn with fast mail from
Baltimore.
No. has through connection from Philadel-
phia via Harrisburg and G. V. Railroad, and
from Baltimore via w. NJ. r. R.
CONNECTIONS.
AT HagerstoWp, Nd, with the Western Mary
land Railroad to and from Baltimore, Freder-
ick, Emmittsburg. Gettysburg. Penmar.
Waynesboro, Pa. andpoints on the Western
Maryland Railroad and branches.
With the Cumberland Valley Railroad to and
from Harrisburg, Carlisle, Shippensburg,
ChaHbersburg, Mercersburg, Martinsburg, and
ooiats on the Cumberland Valley Railroad and
b, inches.
Also to and from Pittsburg and the West and
North, est. and Boston, New York, Philadel-
phia. and the North and East.
At Shenandoah Junction, ", Va, with Main
Line of Baltimore & Ohio Railroad to and from
the West.
No. makes close conn ection at Waynesboro'
Junction with G.. & D. Ry. East and West
bound trains.
At Loch Laird, with Lexington Branch OF
Richmond & Allegheny Railroad.
At Buchanan with Main Line of Richmond
& Allegheny Railroad.
At Roanoke, with Norfolk & Western Rail-
road.
STAGE CONNECTIONs,
At Boyce. for MillwooG and Winchester. Va.
At Troutville for Fincastle
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

INFANT Mamma" said little
Bobby, "can't have another piece of pie?"
"No, my dear. You have had sufficient. !"
"But why can't have more?"
"It might make you sick, and if you be-
come sick you might die."
''Die just like Johnny Brown?''
eyes, my DEAR
Everybody said he went to heaven,
mamma"
''Yes, dear. He was a good little boy
aud always minded what his mamma told
him."
"And people said, mamma, that he'd be
ever so much happierin heaven than here" 7"
"That is right, Bobby. SO he would. +"
"Do all good little boys go to heaven,
mamma?'
eyes, deal" F."
Gam good little boy, mammal"
eyes. Bobby is good little boy"
"Then why don't you let me have
another piece of pies Don't you want your
little Bobby to be happy?"-PItsburg Dis
patch.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

THE QUEE n OLD WOMAN.
By MARIAN DOUGLASS.

| How is It In the glass see
A queer old woman oox t me?
There are odd lines at out her eyes.
And gray hair on her orehe Id lies;
Her check is wan and sharp her chiL;
| She does not seem to me akin;
And yet she says-it can't be true
that 1--WE are one instead oftwc."
1 know we never shall agree;
he makes such rude remarks to me!
My bonnet with fresh garlands hung:
WAS costly folly; tits too young.''
l must not buy white plumed hat:
II have outlived the time for that
And this choicest gown of softest pink.
"Of my lost childhood" makes her think;
And If Pm vexsd, she says. forsooth;
That she can only speak the truth"
I'm not old : yet If were
I could forget 1t but for her.
Hopes May-time still about me seems;
gather violets In my dreams;
But whom do. she shakes her head
"Thoss flowers" she says. '.long since hsv
fed;
Life's goldon rod and asters blue
Are all the blossoms left for you"
Oh, If this stranger face would pass
From out my haunted looking glass.
And again from IL could see
My dear old self look back at me-
Ny pretty self. that used to wear
A wreath Of roses in her hair.
And smile to hear the fatterers say;
The face beneath was fair ss they.
1 might be happy. But, oh no.
The queer old woman win not 60:
And since I'm forced with her to dwell.
We might be friends. perhaps. a. we'll;
For 1T last am sure it's true
That I'VE are one instead of twor
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02
The Presidents Protegee.
HOW LITTLE GIRL CAPTURED MR.. CLEvE-
LAND WITH BUNCH OF FADED FLOW

dOW a LITTLE GIRL CAPTURED Ahs CLHfh n
LAND WITH BUNCH OF FADED FLOW.
| ERs.
day was diminutive six-year-old Florence
Loux, who lives with her mother in modest
apartments on Sixth street, opposite Wash
ington Square, over one of the many in
that long row of lawyers offices. When
little Florence went to school yesterday,
her face was wreathed in smiles, and she
breathlessly rushed up to her teacher, Miss
Diamond, and proudly handed her large
envelope, on which was written: sMiss
Florence Loux. Postmaster Harrity will
please find" The envelope contained a
portrait and an autograph of President
Cleveland, and little note from the Presi-
dent informing Florence that he had not
forgotten her and thanking her for the
bouquet abe had given him.
When the President was here during the
Constitutional Centennial, among his many
callers was little Florence. It was on tho
afternoon of the last day, just after the
President had returned to his room from
the Hibernian dinner, that pretty but
plainly dressed little tot walked into the
corridor of the Lafayette and asked Clerk
Fryer If the President was in. She carried
in her hand little bunch of faded flowers,
and asked the clerk if he would send them
up to the distinguished guest.
Her manner was so earnest that the clerk
sent her up to the Presidents room herself.
Unhesitatingly she entered the room, which
was fairly filed with rare flowers, and con-
fidently advancing, offered tha President
her little faded bouquet. The President
gravely accepted the gift and requested his
little visitor to be seated.
He entered into conversation with her,
and before she left she had confided all her
little troubles to her sympathetic listener.
Among other things she told him that when
she was wee little thing she had fallen
out of window and fractured her ARM
Her mother, she said, was poor, and was
afraid If her arm was amputated she would
never be able to support herself, She re-
fused to permit the amputation and the
child recovered. When she went away the
President kissed her good-by and told her
he would not forget her.
1t has been two weeks since the President
sent her his photograph. He had remem-
bered her name. but forgotten her address,
instructions to Postmaster Harrity to find
Florence. The postmaster instructed all
his letter-earriers to make inquiry along
their routes for the child and relate the cir
cumstances about the broken arm, which
the President sent in his letter to the post
master. Yesterday morning the child was
found. She is now busy composing an an
swer to the letter, which she will mail on
the Presidents return to Washington
Philadelphia Times.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN AMERICA.-The
highest mountain in the western hemis-
phere is Aconcagus, which rises %, Ais feet
above the sea, and is in plain view from
both Valparaiso and Santiago when the
weather is clear. Chimborazo was until
recently supposed to be the king of the
Andes, and in Biographies published thirty
years age was described as the highest
mountain in the world. No one has ever
reached the summit of either monster, but
by triangulation. Aconcagus has been
determined to have an advantage of 2.0OO
feet over old "Chimbo" in STATURE
Harper's Magazine
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THANKSHlVINH-DAY.
PRESIDENT cLEvELAND's PROCLAMATION

PRESIDENT CLEvELAND's PROCLAMATION
NAMING THE OATH OF NOVEMBER.
WARRINGTON, D. c., October 25.-The
following proclamation was issued late this
afternoon.
4 Procldmation-By the President of the
United States:
The goodness and mercy of God which
have followed the American people during
all the days of the past year claim their
grateful recognition and. humble acknowl-
edgment. By His omnipotent power He
has protected US from war and pestilence
and from every national calamity; by His
gracious favor the earth has yielded gen.
| erous return to the labor of the husband
man, and every path Of honest toll has led
to comfort and. .contentment; by His loving
kindness the hearts of our. people have been
replenished with fraternal sentiment and
patriotic endeavor; and by His unerring
guidance we have been directed in the way
of national prosperity.
To the end that we may with one accord
testify our gratitude for all these blessings,
!, Grover Cleveland, President of the Uni
ted States, do hereby designate and get
apart Thursday, the Gath day of November,
as day of thanksgiving and prayer, to be
oDSCTttu Wy dll poUplc Ol Tue 1ouO
ca that day let all secular work and en-
ployment be suspended, and let our people
assemble in their accustomed places of wor-
ship, and with prayer aud songs and praise
give thanks to our Heavenly Father for all
chat He has done for US, while We humbly
implore the forgiveness of our sins and the
continuance of His mercy. Let families
and kindred be reunited on that day and
let their carts be filed with kindly cheer,
and affectionate reminiseence be turned in
thankfulness to the source of all,,their pleas
ure, and the Giver of All that makes the
day glad and joyous.
And in the midst of our worship and our
happiness let us Remember the poor, needy
and unfortunate, and by our gifts of charity
and ready benevoience let US increase the
number Of those who with grateful hearts
shall join in our thanksgiving.
In witness whereof have set my hand
and caused the seal of the United States to
be hereunto affixed.
Done ut the city Of Washington this Gath
day of October, in the year Of our Lord
| 1887, and of the Independence of the Uni
ted States the 11ths
GROVER CLEVELAND.
BY the President:
Thomas F.. Bayard, Secretary of State.
A perfect specifc-Dr. Sage's Catarrt
| Ravnadu
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02
What a Change +!

A few short weeks ago that young girl
was the personification of health, vigor and
beauty. The blush upon her cheeks rivall-
ed that of the rose; her step was light and
buoyant. her every movement was reve-
lation Of perfect physical health. Yet now
she is pallid and haggard, and her super
abundant vitality has given place to q
strange dullness and lassitude. What has
caused this change? Functional irregulari-
ties, which can be cured by DR.. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" remedy to
which thousands of women to-dayowe their
lives. All druggists.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

Here is the longest correct sentence OF
''thats' which we have yet seen: 81 as
sert that that, that that that, that that
that that person told me contained, implied,
has been misunderstood" 1t is string OF
nine 'thats' which may be easily ''parsed''
| by bright pupil.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

You'll ind hor smiling night and day,
Although at times she's not SO gay.
And you wonder why you meet
This constant smile, regard her teeth.
She only laughs those gems TO show,
which SOZODONT makes white n snow
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

CONNECTIONS.
At Harper's Ferry for all pointe West; AZ
Strasburg with Manassas Branch Vtrginia
Midland; at Staunton with Chesapeake O. Ohio
Railway; at Lexington with Richmond q Al
leghany Railroad.
WESTWARD.
Fast Limited Express, daily, for Chicago, ,ano
Pittsburg leaves Baltimore at 1890 am. wash
ington at II As. Arrives at Chicago IS a. m.
Pittsburg so p m.
Express daily for Cincinnati and st, Louis
leaves Baltimore at 2 Is M, Washington Is
pm and Harper's Ferry at 40 p. m. Arrives 81
Cincinnati 80 a. m, and st. Louis at o ~ p M
Night Express daily for st. Louis and Chi
cago, leaves Baltimore at $50 m: Washing
ton 40 pm, and Rarper's Ferry ii 81 m. Ar
rives at Cincinnati 5 80 m. st. Louis ~ m
Chicago 40 q m.
Night Express daily for Pittsburg leaves
Baltimore at Z 45 p m, Washington 40 M
and Harper's Ferry at 1929 p. m. Arrives al
Fittsburg so a. M.
For tickets and further Information apply to
B. so Agents, or to B.F. Bond, Passenger Agt
Baltimore, c. E. Dudrow, Travelling Passen
ger Agent, Staunton, Va.
B. go. Palace Sleeping Cars are run through
to Cincinnati. st. Louis, Chicago, and Pitts
burg on all express trains
L. M. COLE, GenI Ticket Agent.
C. K. LORD GenI Passenger Agent,
W. M. CLEMENTS, Manager.
, fuiy B.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02
Laughter Lends a Charm

To beauty when it discloses pretty set OF
teeth. Whiteness, when nature has sup
piled this element of loveliness, may be re-
tanned through life by using the fragrant
SOZODONT.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02


AN INDEFATIeABLE LIAR.-As an il
lustration of the Colossal liars," of the
West, General McCook ralates the follow
ing: he was travelling among the Rocky
Mountains, and straying out one morning
| from the trail, stood for moment entranced
by the magnificent landscape spread out be-
| fore him, when he was aroused from his
meditations by the footsteps of one of the
guides, who had followed him, lest he
should lose his way.
SIS not this magnificent, Bill ?" sxelaim-
ed the General, anxious to show his de-
light.
.'It's mighty purity, General" said the
guide, ''but kin show you bigger sights
nor this. Why one time Kansas Jim and
me had been trampin' three days and nights,
and We came to plain, and right in the
midst of it was forest all tnrned to solid
stun %
"The General smiled and remarked: 81
have heard of petrified trees before, Bill"
| The guide expectorated without chang
ing countenance and continued: "But that
warn't all, General. That war a buffalo on
that plain, and he war petrifed on the clean
jump, and his huffs had kicked up bit OF
sod, and Pm blamed eff that warn pertified
in the airp'
| The General turned an amused counte-
nance on the narrator and said: "Why, Bill,
the sod would have fallen to the ground by
the force of gravity"
! Without any hesitation Bill answered
swell, by, General, the gravity war
petri1ed too v'-Boston Commercial Bul.
| Letin.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-11-02

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