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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02
Rutland.

Two hundred and thirty girls are
now at work in the shirt factory.
1t is estimated that $500 quarts OIL
milk are used in this "city" in day,
which is delivered by thirteen dealers.
Our editorial brother, Jewett p.
Cain, of that lively sheet, the Eapress,
"has been and gone and done it" at
last. The happy woman is Mrs
Elvira X. Slater of Battle Creek,
Mich. Jewett had considerable courage
to tackle widow. Now he can 60 to
"raising CAIN
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

Don't think because we have cut the
price of this paper down to 81 20 a
year, that you can let it run along nine
or ten years and then pay for it at this
rate. You can't do it. $3.50 will be
charged in all such cases, with interest
after the first year.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

Managing Mamma-''Of all things !!
So you have declined sleigh ride
with young Mr.. Richfellow, when you
know he will go right off and invite
your rival, Miss Pert. " Wise Daugh-
tcr-''Ycs, ma, and I'm just delighted
to think that is Just what he will do"
"You must be crazy what can be
your object" II want him to see
how horribly red her nose gets in cold
weather. > rTid-Bits.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

This paper IS on sale at the
Post-otice at 3 cents a copy.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

Those people who wanted an sold
fashioned winter" have got what they
wanted, the January thaw included.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

The Louisville Courier Journal, in
spite of its hostility to the President,
admits that be will be renominated in
1888.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

And now the dry hobs of Maine are
going to let people drink cider. The
world do move.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

T AIDES and gentlemen, in city or country.
IL to receive light, simple, easy work at
home, all year round; work sent by mail,
distance no objection; salary from 81 to So a
day; no canvassing; no stamps for reply:
address
WORLDS MANUFACTURING CO.,
Box 1892. Portland, Maine.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

400 Doses One Dollar" is true
only of Hoods Sarsaparilla, and it is
an unanswerable argument as to
strength and economy.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

The California legislature has re-
turned George Hearst 70 the United
States Senate.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

'Dinny, yez do be drinkin' too much
fer lad o yer years, said an Irish
man to his son. IF it isn't careful yez
are, yell foind yerself filling a drunk
ards grave before you de- Chicago
Merchant Traveller.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1887-02-02

James Leonard and wife are spend.
ing a few days in Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1887-01-27

VIYANTED-Al live. energetic man to represent
w Us. t76 per month and expenses. Goods
staple; every one buys; outfit and particulars free
STANDARD bI1vERWARE co. Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1887-01-27
Rev. Annie II. Shaw and Her
Pistol.

The newspaper account of Miss Shaw's
defence If herself with pistol led us to
inquire of Miss Shaw as to the truth of
the story. 1t seems that in the early part
of her ministry in Michigan, she was en-
gagged to supply the pulpit for a young
clergyman during his absence on his we'd
ding trip. She found that the last part OF
the Journey. more than twenty miles,
would be by stage. and by night. She
was the only passenger. After while
the driver became insulting. Miss Shaw
bore as long As il seemed safe, then she
drew revolver aud said to the man:
You are a low-lived william. IT you
say another word. will shoot YOU"
He ceased at once. Miss Shaw rode
safely the remaining distance with her
pistol in hand. The next day, Sunday. a
great crowd came to hear her. Men from
the lumber camps who were not accus-
toned to attend church were there. On
inqurng what brought them to hear, it
was found that the stage driver had told
the story of the pistol and the night ride
and said he Ibid not know whether the
little woman could preach, but he knew
she had grit" The men who believed in
pistols and in grit came out to see and
hear a woman who had both. She had
done well for herself, and secured an OPP
portunity for many to hear the gospel who
seldom heard IFOmdn'S Journal.
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Learning to Keep House.

really began to learn housekeeping in
the days when, my mother being ill, and
the burden of responsibility coming upon
me, used to hang over whatever | was
about with tears running down my face,
heavv with the selfish detection brought
Dy sense of this responsibility and is
tit or unfit assumption that, in my own
case. have found Il large share of the
weight of housekeeping to lie. The first
hing that found best to do when | be-
came an actual housekeeper on my own
account, so to say was to establish svs-
tenn and a set of rules growing out of the
requirements of the household. Meals
must be at such hours servants must be
in and the back door closed at such hours :;
certain tasks must be assigned to certain
days, this day to the washing and those
days to the ironing, this day to the silver
cleaning and congenial work. and that to
next imperative necessity, need hardly
-ay, was to find place for everything,
and to see that everything was kept in its
place and having satisfied myself at last
with a cook who never wastes particle,
whose spotless and orderly closets are a
perpetual pleasure, who loves new re-
cipe, who keeps the run OF the provisions,
corners and speckless windows, house.
keeping has become, so far as | am con-
cerned, as much play as it used to be in
the old burial place HARRIET PRESCOTT
SPOFFORD.
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DaiIu Kennebfr 5ournal.
Home Amusements

A cheerful home, where loving hearts
ard wise heads keep all things under care
full guidance, where the younger members
have plenty of innocent amusements to
occupy their restless minds. and where
there are no vain and tempting allure
ments to entice them away from the home
to the city and its many pale lights. which
shine only to deceive, Is just what the
world needs. And here it may be well
to add that it is the duty of parents to put
forth every effort to make home attractive,
pleasant and happy. For what is home
if there is no attraction there!
Children are fond of amusement. 1t IS
as natural for them to seek it as tor them
to breath the free air that surrounds them
You can't confne them to dry feed; they
will not stand it, and if you don't provide
the required amusements for them at
home they will seek elsewhere tor them.
This being the case would it not be wise
tor you parents to provide these necessary
enioyments for your children, and thus
keep them near you, where they Will not
be led away from the right way.
As to the nature and character of these
amusements there is, no doubt, great
diversity of opinion in regard to what
would be legitimate in the way of sport
for the children. Some favor one thing,
some another; some dignifed fogies have
a peculiar horror at the idea OF children
being allowed to play any kind of games !;
but really we can not see where there Is
any harm in these frightfully and proper
~ conducted; any children may be easily
taught to play any of these games in
right way. Have plenty of good books
and papers, and give them chance to
learn music. and, if possible, procure
some kind of an instrument and let them
learn to play on that; and besides these,
there are many innocent games they can
be taught, and such as are both instruc.
i've and amusing, and it will be of lasting
benefit to them and you also.
No time or expense is lost that tends to
make nome pleasant and attractive for the
children.
And when they grow to manhood and
and womanhood, and 90 forth to battle
with the busy cares of life, they will carry
with them many a sweet memory of the
though fil Kindness of mother and father,
and their future will be brighter through
the influence OF fond rcmemb rances of the
dear old home, where they spent so many
hours - 49,. .,.-.
"IJours of childish glee-
Hours that never more can be-"
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Notice..

Whereas, my wife. Ella n. Moody, and infan,
daughter have left my bed and board without propeI
cause, hereby notify all persons not to trust MOI
harbor them on my account, and that shall not pay
any debts Of their contracting after this date.
CHARLES r. MOODY.
North Monmouth. Jan. Q, 1857.
9aAle&W4w
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Woman Tortured Nine yenrs from the
Incompctency OF Musicians
Relief "A Last

Mrs. r., a lady residing in a .untry town in Iudi.
ana. tells the following painful story II had taken
treatment from physicians for about n'e years and
had never received any permanent relief I'll took
your Compound. thoGght never should gef welt
and cried coed deal OF my time wear ago this
summer was confined 10 my bed and roam for five
months under the doctors care. | at last made up
my mind I, quit him and try Sour Compound and
with what joyful result Oh fee, 20 glad tina, |
tried II and sorry that did get hold of it nine
years ago " The foregoing Is from letter 10 RS.
Lydia T. pinkhsm. and suilt rers by taking her Veg
ctable Compound may escape the writer's regret for
years snent In horciess acnnN
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Tell Your Wife About 1t.

think it safe for man to tell his wife
all he knows. And it is unsafe for him to
keep her in ignorance of his financial
affairs. or in ignorance of anything bear
ing directly upon her domestic affairs.
The judgement of most true wives and
mothers is often remarkably good better,
in many cases than that of their husbands
Tell your wife," should be the husbands
motto. No need to ask wives to tell their
husbands all they know. They do it any.
how. And this il no slur on them. for
they have a right to.
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WINCHE sTEh,s

HYPUPHOSPHITE OF LIME Am snn,
matchless Remedy for Consann,D,oooA b
every stage of the disease. Fer CopsS.o b
Lunga. Throat Dis ases, Loss of Flesh a 4 a., nA
and every form of General Debi, ' |, il nm pptnis
Specific Remedy. BE SURE AND GIT wiySgeaa.as
1ER'S PREPARATION. 81 and ~ p,r bo,.sN n ~
by Druggists. WINCHESTER a. e" INk
lists. No. II Dey St, N. v. ASaen
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A Letter of Thanks,

Mrs. Lydia + finkham; Very dear Madam: My
wife, Arie A. Green. has suffered with a di-place-
ment which caused her unknown pains till | had all
most given up III hopes OF finding any rcliei for her.
But the Guild ng Spirit referred me to your Negeta
and ailer the OF the first bot le she declared her.
self n new person, two bottles entirely cured her.
Your medicine is Invaluable to me II IA iadeed q
messenger of peace in my house 1; cured my wife,
and God knows am the happicst man alive to day.
GEO. W GREEN, Campti, La.
o,,l- a 4 ,,rf,,
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WOman'S Way.

Won't you 60 up, dear. and get my
goats off the bureau ?"
Your goats?" quered Jones. What
new-tangled thing is that?'
I'm show you,' remarked the wife,
and she sailed up stairs and down again
with a pair of kids in her hands.
There they are" said she.
"Why, call those kids" said the sur
prised husband.
"Oh, you do ?" replied the wife. so
did once. but they are so old now I'm
ashamed to call them anything but goats. ,"
Jones took the hint
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1887-01-27

Thoroughly cleanse the blood. which is the
fountain of health. by using Or. ricrtc's Gold
en- Medical Discovery, and good digestion. a
fair skin, buoySint spirits. vital strength, and
SoundneSS Of constitution will he established
Golden Medical Discovery cures all humorS.
from the common pimplc. hlotch. or erupt on
To the worst Scrofula, hiood-poison. Is
pecially has il proven its efficacy in curing
Salt-rheum or Tetter. fever-sores. Hip-ioint
Disease Scrofulous Sores and Swellings sn-
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Golden Medical Discovery cutcs Consump-
tion (Which is Scrofuls Of the Lungs. by its
wonderful hlood-purifying. iuvigorating, and
nutritive properties. For Weak Lungs, Spit
ting of Blood. Shortness OF Breath, Bronchitis.
Severe Coughs. Asthma. and kindred atfec-
tons, ii is a sovereign remedy. Ii promptly
cures the severest Coughs.
For Torpid Liver. BiliouSness. or Liver
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an unequalled remedy. Sold by druggists.
DIR. PIERCE'S PELLETS Anti
Bilious and Cath artic.
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od&weow mr. "
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DEAFNESS e ct. SaTi'. cH as1 ne. :, ana s
home, by one who was deaf twentv '.,, ow czs
Treat by most Of the noted specs li.s vi,h yeau
eft. Cured himself in three months and sieu bs
hundl eds OF Others. Full ,artculars ant on as
City. ian: Az iat
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Until Further Notice

A liberal offer to the sick and afflicted All who
wish to take course of medical treatments at the
N. r NJ inhrmary, Lewiston. We. 50 Park
st; can nave discount on travelling expenses
within 100 miles. Address, with stamp, DR :.
YORK for private list of symptoms and other i'm
purtant Information, free. See terms of board,
time of treatments in sos different forms Thous.
ands OF diseases cured at this Institution when all
hope has departed. dec9idSwim
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Please Don't Forget II

That DR.. II James CdnnaJis Tpdico 1.
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Marvellous Memory
DISCOVERY

Wholly unlike Artificial Systems-Cure of Mind
Mandering-Any book learned in one reading
Prospectus, with opinions of Mr.. Proctor, the As
tronomer. Hons. W. W. Aston, Judah P. BENJAMIN,
Dr. Minor, Wood and others, sent post free, BY
PROF. LOISETTE,
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A 1sa CONSERVATIVE

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Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-12-09
H0uFehOId,

As an appendix to last weeks sermon
Il Is well fer women OF the household t.
remember economy Of strength. Ia look
! ing over the many articles written /
would serve for the purpose Of allevi-
Sting fac burdens OF housekeeping. a
practical worker cannot iaii 20 see the
sb5urGit7 Of many rules set forth, auC
readily admit that were az attempt made
/ to carry than out il every department.
/ tie aaoda and heads # Bcisreus would
| be insufficient for the TASK, even if The ole
! fghtlDg myth We're disposed to use these
II more peGceable pursuits.
a milliner tells her apprentice she mus
learn tie SIT Ct slight, end the amateur
! 5onne,-mAkGr on comparing her work
with tdat OF skilled hands sees that the
/ difference il appearance IS owing not &C
shorter stitches bat 60 a knowledge OF
knowing where 20 take long ones or where
TO take none.
Not SO marked IN results, perhaps,
but Of more importance 10 the
/ over 6urdened housewife is the art
Of slight III household work
"Mother's way" was doubtless G good
oae, buS parhsps IN mothers house there
we're mary hands 30 do the work thst one
pair Of willing ores ere now trying to &C.
COMP sd. Then il was easy TO have every.
thing done in certain way and at & cer
tain time. TO each was assigned special
duties ard any remlssnesS ought not 10
hzva been overlooked. "Tampora mutan-
;ur" aud we must change with them. OF
course this only applies TO those IN mod
crate circumstances, Who, remembering
mothers way, are vsinly trying TO do all
as she had /. done. Dear little ambitious
woman, economic your strength before
everything; better the carpets are not
swept quite so often, better little dust
accUmul2tes, better there be fewer tricks
and embroideries, than that the eyes which
once be;med SD brightly take on that
pathetic look that hints of pain untold,
Snd Of |eariEess suppressed. But says
one, "my kitchen and my table 1 cannot
slight" No, no, 50 fsr as reatness goes !;
but think, do you not often spend your
strength for th2s which is nsught oy USE
less labor in this department?
Is it necessary that your husband and
children be taught to expect delicacies
aud dalnties, snd thus become dissatisfied
with substantial food ? Keep the kitchen
clean and the table neat, but spare the
strength that is used in many ways IN
necessarily. The strength that is spent
in decking out the table with dishes
dsiDtily ornamented, kSd better &c kept
IN reserve for emergencies that are sure
30 rise in every household, and which re-
quire an amount OF endurance thSt few
women can bear unfelt.
8 mistaken economy exists in too many
kitchens III the purchase of utensils; in
the economy of strength it is necessary
that there be enough OF these to do all
thai IS required in preparing any meal,
and such as are adapted to the work.
Do not think il is inst as well to stop
and clean what is needed. One spoon snd
one knife may be enough for Dinah, but
Miss Fanny, who has not Dinah's pla-
cidity, will ind herself tired and Hurried
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-12-09
acknowledgements,

CHIcaGo, III Dec. -Tle sus-,-.,.
sac gertest committee caller upon .-.
Mayor this morning 70 plead ,c- ~ rms
sion TO supply beer a. The battery D
demonstration OF this d.y week. III.
honor lsconicHny declined 10 alter NJ,
previous decision. Subsequently nsg
offered 10 detail MY OF their mem3e-, 70
see that veryoody was sober, but the
Mayor dismissed them by ITG1iriug VI,
WAS TO keep The fifty sober. Tla deau.s-
ton thep left,
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-12-09
latter entered protest. The matter was
then dropped.
THIRD TRIAL BALLOT.

On the third bsllo: sos Republican Sen
atoTs and Deputies Of the LEFT voted.
The vote stood: NJ. Ferry 179, NJ. S3di-
Csrnot lG2, II de Freycinct Ie9, Il. Bris
sen 50, scattering 81.
O1lg 253 Senslors and Deputies voted
Cu the fourth ballot. The Senators and
Deputies OF the Eiglt ere divided in thei7
choice Of candidates The SauSt0rs pEG-
pc52 General Ssussier while She Deputies
suppCl5 General Appers. I i certain
tds- 8 ~nu3eT # IL ub5r5 u re right
VII support II. Sadi-Ca7n0-.
sADI-C ARNOT ELTCTED.
TIE CorgCss5 Ci S12Etgr3 and D5Du-
ties 10 elect successor TO President
GrevY VS. opened 81 . o'clock by NJ.
LerO7er, President OF the Senate, VINO
teclaE5G SO. the Nsuoual Assembly, YVES
duly constituted u elec5 & President.
The OsIC.,ug ior the election of Presi-
dent begin q 2:I5 2. n. The result Of
The frs. 9Slo5 tsLsn ia the Congress was:
NJ. S.Ci-CarG1l, SOB; III. Ferry, PIP;
G=avr2l Slussier, I48; N. de FrsyciGet,
&c; General Appers, -; n. BrissoD,
&c; Ogner cAudidates, 70.
N 6&di.Carnot has been elected Presi-
dent Ct the republic.
The ballot upon which NJ. Ssdl-Caruot
YES elected stood: II. Sadi- CarnOt, GIG;
General Saussier, 1856; III. Ferry, IL; NJ.
D5Fteyciuet, 5; General Appert, >, and
n. Pya!t, l.
THE PUBLIC PLEASED.
PARIS, Dec. 3.-An immense crowd
gathered this evening at st. Laz1r station,
Paris, the terminus of the railway from
Versailles, TO swat the arrival Of the
Senator's and Deputies. Crest animation
is shown upon the boulevard, but no dis
order. Il is apparent that the result OF
the election gives general satisfaction.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-12-09

Colonel a. NJ. Britton, whoShb lsteIy
returned from the west says Shst while
the country out there has notsf1ds all the
rains the territory aroundS FGt Worth,
has been blessed VIII, 9thEt essrythias
is very encouragiDgE HesSsys tn3 fain0f
yesterday and osy befole vail bAwofth
millions to Fort Worth. ~ =
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To ANNnrttafra

THE GAZETTE has no further promises
10 n ike tnan It's regular cirCuIsto. ta-
December, and i will Tot charge vcu s-v
more fer advertising ia llis tasn 81.
other month Or the wear.
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To Advertisers.

II you want good, straight advertising
for'the Holidays. at regular rates, use
THE GAZETTE. II is the only firseelass
advertising medium in the city.
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ATTENTfOS
LAND Buyers.

, J. E!isWin 5s,essi "a sYtaR,ls. LssD IN
gefing cssf1ies 80
: RED RIVER. RAINs. BEEDER S 80 < \
WIN. nALLAs. = TARRANs4s 3. - .
sSHACKLEF0RD, 30 QUE, ~ 81
STONE, ELLIS, KAUFMAN, AU,S(aasgk }
HILL, COOKE. ROBERT son. ~ 40
JACK. RkAZOS, F4NNIN, NlL-A,- ske
HOOD, TAYLOR AND EASTLANp. -
JOEL RAY, TOnngspy--I- -
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1887-06-25
A FaithfnI Sentinel.

An freshman stationed at Pensacola,
IN 1861, was placed upon picket one
night on the beach, with orders to
walk between two points, and to allow
no one to pass without whispering the
cOuntersign.
About midnight the corporal with the
relief discovered, by the moonlight,
that the sentinel was up to his waist in
water, the tide having set In since he
was posted.
"Who goes there"
"Relief"
"Halt, relief; advance corporal and
give the countersign."
CORPORAL am not going in there to
be drowned; come out here and let me
relieve you.
Sentinel-Will I, indadel The liftin-
ant tould me not to lave me post.
Corporal-Well, then, I'll leave you
in the water all night Cunning away
at the moment.
Sentinel-Haltl I'll put hole in ye
if ye pass widOut the countersign.
Trims me orders from the iftinant
Cooking and leveEng his gum.
Corporal - You stupid, everybody
will hear it if I bawl it out to you.
Sentinel-Yis. me darlint an the
liftinant said it must be given IN a
whisper. In wild vel Me fingers on
the trigger and me gun may go of.
The corporal had to yield and wade
In to the sentinel, who exclaimed; "Be
iabers, it's well we've come; the bastely
tide has almost drowned mel"-
YOlEtFS COMPANION.