The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1887-01-19
HAPPY SUGGESTIONS.

FINE tobogganing just now on Greenland's
icy mountains.
STAY of proceedings-s horse-car brake.
Cleveland Sun.
WHEN trying to catch the ear of a St. Louis
girl you should use both hands.-Life.
THE language the telephone speaks is
broken English.-Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
ONE head is better than two at theaters
where heads wear high bopnets.-New Or
leans Picayune.
ALTHOUGH very fashionable as an article of
dress, the hustle is really back number
Philadelphia Herald.
TEXAS has paper called the Bedbug It
bas no wings; but it gets there ali the same.
New Orleans Picayune.
WHAT is the difference between a dude and
his boots? One is calf skin and the other is
calf's kin.-DansVille Breeze.
"Do You believe that chestnuts keep off
rheumatism, Binks?" Eyes, F" replied Binks;
II always carry comic paper in my pocket
Boston Bulletin.
SIS THE head of the family in, bub?'
asked washing wringer peddler. Yes;
mothers ia there" replied Johnny.-Ken-
lucky State Journal.
"HAvE you any chestnuts?" ''No; haven't
received any yet. But there's to be a min
strel show in town tonight. Perhaps you
can get some there."-Plttsburg Dispatch.
WHEN eOurted, there was no one sweeter-
None to make the heart of man so glad.
Then said that1 should ike to eat her;
Tfd-Bits.
"MIss TOBoGGAN, | congratulate you upon
your success. 1t is largely essential to mine"
And, pray, who are your" (haughtily) }.
my name is Pneumonia" (suavely).-Phil-
ade.phia Call.
ToBoGGANISG is a good deal like the first
attempt to dance in crowded ballroom.
All you have to do is to swing your heels,
close your eyes and trust to Providence
Omaha World.
"PRAY pardon me, madam" exclaimed a
man who had inadvertently sworn in the
presence of lady. Don't mention it, sir"
she replied, sweetly; 81 am marTied.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch.
IT is an i'll wind that blows nobody good, -
and yet it can not he denied that it would
take pretty strong, healthy breeze to blow
some people any better than they are.-Som-
erville Journal.
You needn't talk OF the big hats
The female head adjoining:
For girls wear smaller hats at nights
Than some men in the morning.
columbus Dispatch.
THE great question, "Was Hamlet mad %
-
however. that he would be mad if he could
hear and see himself on the stage some
times.-Boston Post
"WHAT is the best way to manage a
mani" asks feminine correspondent. The
answer to this old conundrum is, Don't lei
the man know you are trying to manage
him. Lowell Citizen.
"OH! I've loved beforel" said a six-weeks
bride to her fourth husband, as she took 8
handful Of hair from his head because he re-
fused to hang out the weeks washing
Hartford Sunday Journal.
Cousin Ned-Now, Edgardo, if you will
give me kiss I'll show you my watch. Ed
gardo (whO is blaseEHuhl that's nothing
new. Give the kiss to mamma she don't
get as many as l do.-Tid-Bits.
$50 you are thirteen years old, are you
Jennie?" "Yes, and I now realize that il il
an unlucky number. It's too old for dolls
and pa says it's not cid enough for gentle
mems society.-Texas Siftings.
THE first few months Of happy honeymoon
They bill and coo awhile; then COO and bill.
short time after that, but all too soon,
The cooling disappears IT'S now al bill.
Merchant Traveller.
A GEORGIA man claims to have seen
snake six feet long, with its back covered
with gray moss. Before the prohibition day!
down there man could "see snakes a grea
deal larger than that.-St. Paul Herald.
do YOU object to smoking, Miss Flo?
asked young Dumley. mot at all !" replies
| Miss Flo. 'But don't want pa to see me
He's got old.Iashioned notions about sucl
| things, you know."-Pittsburg Dispatch.