St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-01
probable appointments on the new detective

probable appointments on the new directive
force.
Detective William Fairbairn, 1.-THE squirrel"
and Detective Fred Sheherd, "the farmer
intend to pre-empt land in the wilds of Da-
kota.
Willie Reese, the operator, doesn't know
whether to go back to stonecutting or accept
position to blow an organ in a South Mime
apolis gospel factory.
Harry Nj. Burke will probably take up the
study of law in the Office of Johnson & Knittle
if his eyesight holds out.
Adjt. John L. Ward will go on the Evening
Bell as police reporter.
Patrolman Albert Needham will break steers
on his uncle'S farm.
Lieut.. Dan Day says he was chief of police
before there was any police commission, and
does not expect 10 leave town at this late
day.
Albert Gaia will apply for position as
telephone girl since he has learned the trade.
Enoch Ray says he can walk fiat, but
doesn't care about doing it.
Detectives Lawrence and Doyle will open
up a secondhand store and will hand in their
reports daily.
The Eighth Ward Law and Order league has
hired Fred De Haven to run down bicyclists
who persist in riding on the sidewalks in the
vicinity of Lake Calhoun.
Sergt. Mullen will probabysstake the job
of keeping order in graveyard.
Mike Kennedy and Matt Bros. will retain
their present positions or there won't be any
police force.
Phil Megaarden will apply for the position
as interpreter at the municipal court.
Fred George will probably get the position
of janitor at the operative millers' reading
room.
Detectives Sullivan and Harvey expect to
start private detective agency.
Capts. Shortcomings and Bosworth will go
to work for the interstate commerce COM
mission as short and long hauls.
Sergt. Henry Crumweide needn't worry
the people of the Sixth ward will take care
of him and his automatic German silver smile.
Sergt. John Norman will start an academy
of science for Young ladies only.
Patrolman Mcnamara has beeu offered the
position of night prescription clerk at Hof-
Inns drug store.
Sergt. Coffin has accepted a position to
whistle fire alarms while the sawmill is shut
down for repairs.
Patrolmen Forskaw, Schroeder, Johnson,
Buri and Qulttum and Patrol Driver Curtiss
will all go to work as messengers for the
A. ID. L.
Patrolmen AL Marsh and Jack Caldwell will
keep the flies off the grass at Central park
during the summer season.
Patrolman Pat Hurley will continue to re-
side in East Minneapolis; further than that
deponent sayeth not.
Mounted Officers Hoban, Fisher and Vogel
VIII PropaUly 80 w w aeninS lOn Will SoAiPaHy
A.
Patrolman Grattan will probably go to
some Dakota town that needs a marshal
Mounted Patrolmen Del Hall will start
livery and sale stable with the horse he re-
Gently bought.
Patrolmen Howard and "Sandy" Kennedy
will probably both go to work for railroads as
Pullman conductors.
Patrolman Jack Fay will return to the
time-honored profession Of building bridges
of signs.
Sergt. Kennedy will write novel entitled
EAST Side Life, or Wrong Side Of Life
Capt. McKernan has been overhauling his
old express wagon, preparatory to resuming
business at the old stand near the city hall.
Lieut.. Jake Helm intends to improve the
opportunity by revsiting the scenes of his
boyhood, in the vicinity of Superior City.