The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-05-19
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Of iaslsesslss iigas 10 he miserable y ihs
n.sles hs@ bsppy
Thge sie stiy isw traaa hands 40 |
miiiIAfy parade that Gao play ~ macy sir'
- tie dram nssof puts 90.
-"Iil mate . s0te % ibis, ~ ihs
sharper ssld uhsn be SGT farmer 10 writ
h, tsns % piece Of paptr.
II pslps " 10 itins Of john Mosi''
declsiasioB. n ain die for socialism. : be
osuse be hsfui gone snd done u
TIE Te,t no wrote ''msn wants but
iiula bsfo belos lived maay years sgo
Mac. Ia chs ~ dsJs. wants al be Gao set
ipaai cali large. ssroeg. sipswy man a
prsaficaior yea are sure be Is pre-
stiessor. hire aaolLer msn to break The
news 70 him
A practical man scot "a present TO q
couple sbe lad grand wedding. last
vces. irrcb. tub. dashboard. sosp-dth
add iltse dcseh clothes pips
~ eacbsnge ssys u a successful M n
who has Just aiei, H. i,esan life bare
footed boy oae would think that mosi
persons ~ere hatn pi,h number ten Gov
bids iA.o's 90
ii-tsn landlord. 10 porter: See IL the
sentlemeB 10 psFlor Y have flashed dis
eusslss their diaBer Porter. returned
'Dey Is ira ea,in boss, bot dey amt dsne
eussip Il yet
Qairt kicking COW simply by put
ting s,rap 10 her mouth and buckeling
IL tightly bsbiud her horns. II this does
not prove tn-einsl. read 10 her the inter
state commerce Law.
lyon don', taste any veal about them
chicken croqueites'' said the restaurant
proprietor With conscious reeiituie. "No'
indeed" sssented the customer. "whsi
do you mske EN- Of Goldfish
"A clergyman who married -four cou
piles in one hour the other evening. re
market 10 FREUD thst II was pretty
fast work Not very" remarked the
friend. "ouly four knots an hour
"My dear fellow, you ougb, to 80 I,
Europe. You don't know how mucL
change snd rest the trip sffords I" "oh
"oh. yes do know that the hotel
pori.fs get the change, sud the landlords
the rest
johnnie. yUu may give me the pam'
OF some sild flower. said the teacher IL
botany Johnny thought while and then
said; "WelI. reckon lnjun meal comes
sbou, as near being Wild -four as auythine
know Of
"A one legged preacher in Geort ia
town once upbraided young man Tor
carrying gold headed cane. There are
no gold beaded canes in heaven, said the
mac Of God mo; aud guess there are
no wooden legged preachers there either,
was The 7, ipiuder
- Boston young lady On the country
"And did You really paint the barn your
self Uuele james," Uncle James Yes.
Boston young lady by band?' Uncle |
james Sit,if. Boston young lady
fetching her breath Think Of 1t,
hand painted barpl
- This has been found on The wall OF a
deserted shabty 10 the heart OF Dakota. |
Fore miles frum a paber; sixteen miles |
rum posioliis. twenty Eve miles rum
railroad. hundred aud stey frum timber
half a mile ffum waiter; God bless our
home We're gone East to get fresh
start"
An old Irishmsn who has worked foi
he 81 Paul Railway Company for man,
years. on bearing OF President Mitcheli's
Heath. saId, without any intention Of being
acetious, "An' so the old man Is dead
Heaven rect hisssoul II he has as mncl
niiaence With st Peter as he had With -.
Paul. he's ali right. q
Susie, "0Ll mamma. III never di,o-
,ey you again Mamma why, Susie
, ha, have yoa dope?" Susie: "Well. ]
frank my nilk At lunch and then ste--a
,ickle, sni the milk said TO the pickle,
gel ont, asa The pickle said. 4 wont;
nd they ste having an awful time"
= Applicant; lis this the place to sp
'ly for pension I'm an old sailor. sir
nd up TO the presen, time haven. ask
q the government to give me a cent
,ow | want assistance. Pension Agent:
'You want hack pensionS" Appli
ant Certainly; that's where was
hot
"a preacher who used 10 hold forth IN
Was wont TO he rather wander
ae ia bis remarks. Que day be asked
Idy whst BIS hearers thought OF bis SER
IONS "well, IL you must know" said
be ''they cay that II the text had the .
nallpoI the sermon was 10 no danger Of :
Aiehing H.
did The great chief Of the Wang
1Angs see any evidences Of the decadence
I eur race 10 the Easif' asked a western
adam 81 The chief who bad been on A
is.iou 10 Washington. Yes" replied
,e doughty sarrior, I'VE sre ias, diap
ssring Figures Of base ball men nos
and ia front d cigar stores places tbs'
ir ancestors have occupied Tor ceniur-
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