Telegram-herald., 1887-11-27

10 more conspicuous instances Of the
awful effects Of oysrNorking that delicate
orsanism which Ne eall TIA brain eould be
offered than thai which the sUsDAY TELE-
sEAA- HzaALD Is called ap0a % ehroniele
today. We rsisr to the appalling mental
wreck presented by Joseph w. Rossn-
thai The portrait ~ the head
OF this column shows Ar. Ros-
snthaFs bright, intelligent face, as be
appeared two weeks aso before bis evil
genius suggested the sunday morning pa
Per. Then ais brown eyes sparkled bright
ly and his cheek wore the rosy hue OF
health and prosperity. lie met everybody
In a hale AMI hearty tashlOn and wore
ths AR OF prosperous wel-to-do
merchant TODAY hs looks pale.
carswOra and emacisted When
his eyes are nos rowing rssilessly they have
listIsss ar-avay look. Insomnia. that
dreaded 6end OF the conscientious journal
Isl. has fastened its fstefai embrace upon
him. he grasps your hand Ia a feeble way
and talks iretiuily Of copy" and proofs
and the "exigencies Of journalism"
AQ4 Al ALit III tHJ 1ltfh NccA
OF course Mr. R.)senthsls present lament
able condition has been very much agsre-
yaisd by tae cruel bat wsll-meant criticisms
which have been made upon his iniatioFy
number which made It's appearance last
sunday. HIS contemporaries in the held
many improvements that might be msde
IA the new paper and analyzed the
idiosyncrssies OF Mr.. Rosenthars style,
but all IN . fatheriy spirit. The Lsader
showed Editor Rosenthal the reasons why
there was no feid for the new paper. and
the Densocras made mild fun OF the effort.
Editor Rosenthars friends. however. were
emphatic IA condcmning the new idea
They told him his sheet was al absurd
fravesty on a Sunday newspaper others
threw huge horsechsstnuts at him,
xulfawed at him in an unseemly man
nsr The employees a. the Tower took
70 calling him The Asjah" and ran to him
With 81 sorts of scandals and 'rossts"
which they asked him to stick into the
next issue" His family aud more intim-
ate friends implorsd hin 10 give up the
idea OF becoming . journalist and this
paper In the kindlsest spirit advised him to
give has undivided attention 10 the clothing
busin IS for which be undoubtedly
has trsnscendant genius. His intimate
friend Joseph L. Hudson. the great Detroit
clothier. wrote and attempted 70 discourags
bis compatriot by citing tho fact that the
brilliant erratic. dead and gone Msbley
once sunk cool $40, 900 in Detroi; paper.
Bat 10 was all TO no purpose. Editor
Rossnthal declared that this paper
was jealous OF its new rival and
that bis friends were in con-
spirscy to thwaTt bis hopes. destroy bis
sraa.ie passion and hide bis literary genius
from The world. The only compact Rosen-
thai journalist. could OBTAIN vas found
within the cool and sacred precincts OF the
sanctum OF the altrs-conssrvssivs Eagls.
Into the ears Of his sympathetic editorial
brethren be poured the tale OF BIS sorrows.
He go worked upon the feelings Of he
Aforesaid sympathetic bat heretofore con-
servstvs Journalists With . big. big that
he secured she insertion OF several edi-
tor;a.s into the evening Sttepoke calling sll
the other morning pagers "disreputsole
sheets sditet by superior liars Des-
pie the prayers Of his nearest and best
friends sud the tears OF bis family Mr.
Rossnthal smphaticaiiy announced thst
the Ssadiy Nlrs.ng Lars should
Be continued snd lsst Friday evening
Faitor-ia- Chief Rossnthal called bis scat
tered newspaper stSf. which had been
aw.itin~ orders sll The week aoout him for
consultation. The od color came back
70 bis cheeks a. the newspaper boys greeted
thsir Chief
Wow BOYS" he said gzily. I want ron
al 10 do your best for the next
issue. The Ssiadsy Krraiag Lars is
destined 10 swallow up these dis
rspufsbls sheets which are sent out
from the TrrnRkN- dEskrp and the
Democrat otIicss. Both those papers have
abused ~ shamefallY bgt We must trsas
them in dixnihed silence. How were the
sales lsst SUNDAY Mr. Business Manager
wnlwhine7
-rhev we're not lsrvs Msish,' said h1tls
Mr WHixhiue messiy.
Not lsrxa2 Vel. weIi-whss were the
cash receipts. Have you failed 20 make oat
trias ba.ance ot the BOOKS showing the
first weex's business
II have not x1t no SGT Of books 0pen yet. =
replied Mr Widvhias. ~becanss 7 ciin't
rally know whether yoa you'd 20 fsr 70
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