New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1887-08-03
PiTH AND POINT.

To the new all things are new. No tn
ing is q chestnut to the fresh who has
heard nothing. Neso Orleans Pica-
yal,ac.
/ It is sign of progress when only
twenty-one nicknames can be found in
the Wellesley list of sweet girl gradu-
! ates. Boston Globe
There will be no wheat corners, in
the Immediate future When the reap
or begins to sing tie corners, take a
back seat - Peoria Transcript.
/ The real re ason why negroes live to.
such an extreme old age is that they
don't know exactly when they were
born. Shoe AID Leather Reporter.
Doubtless the Wall street lambs
rather enjoyed seeing such hardy old
ram as Cyrus w. Field shorn in tho
good old way Philadelphia Times.
| The man who can name the short
horse whenever one Of that kind is a
winner at the races need not envy
Gould's opportunities for fortune-mak-
ing Paul Globe.
King Otto of Bavaria has been
officially declared insane. European
royalty is sadly in need of an accession
of healthy plebeian blood Indiana
polls Saturday Herald.
These are the times when the wife
will pack all the eatablesS into a basket
and go off to a Sunday school picnic,
leaving the husband the key to the
house. - Toledo Commercial
There was not as much pomp and
i splendor about our Fourth of July as
there was in the jubilee. but it made
good deal bigger noise. and the acct
dents were far more numerous. - CHI
cago Times.
We should not object so much to
Canada's new protection laws if the
Canadians would not let embezzline
bank cashiers in free. 1t is hardly fair
to discriminate in favor of boodlers.-
Alta California.
4 The explosive steam thrasher is
already in the field, Turing the unsus-
pecting farmland to replenish a Sizing
hot boiler with cold water aud strew-
ing the stubble with its victims.-Mss-
scarf Republican.
1t is reported that Editor Cutting
has finally taken to the lecture field.
He is unmolcsted, while the Chicago
boodlers are denied BAIL Here is a
pointer for some benevolent anti.
poverty society. Omaha Bee.
Henry S. Ives, the brilliant YOUNG
Wall street operator, has bought a $780,.
900 yacht, and Mr.. j. Smith, the young
faro bank breaker, has bought $780,
600 diamond. The country Sc ems to
be prosperous. Omaha World.
In Russia ''the will of the people,
does not count when it is on the other
side from the will of the car. Hence
select group of students who were
for the will of the people are on the
way to Siberia. -New York Mail.
There have been more weddings this
week with the thermometer making
blood heat than during the rigorous
days of winter. This may be attribu-
ted to the Fourth of July; and if not,
we give it up Ohio State Journal
Can Il husband open his wife's let
ters?" is a subject for warm debate
from Maine to Florida. A husband, if
che has the spirit of man. can open
his wife's letters, but mustn't expect
to be happy afterward. -Boston Herald.
The Chicago detectives know good
thing when they do it. Charging $685.
600 for working up the case against
the boodlers is almost as cheeky as the
way Mic Schneider's boiler-repairs
were inflated. Pittsburgh Commercial
Gazette.
After all, the men who lost their
money in the Chicago wheat-pit might
still have some brains, but there is no
hope for the man with an innate hank
ering to speculate in boom villages in
visiable elsewhere than on paper. Gal
gesto,s NeWs.
A Washington paper says there is
great demand for flats at the capital
We should imagine the boarding
keepers would feel rather lonely just
now, but it won't be. long before a
brand-new lot OF congressman will ar
rive there - Omaha World.
4 A murderer hanged somewhere out
west the other day signifed his readi-
ness to be swung ofby calling out to the
sheriff: Lot 'er go. Gallagher ~ DR..
McGlynn seems to be about equally in
different regarding his excommunica-
ton by the pope. Chicago Times.
Somebody writes to a New York pa
per that it is not man in the moon,
but a woman. The world will prefer