The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-07-07
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--ross a!s kAs bed Is syouss enc, Al
Il hs. nnly sesr four sprinss.
The great wsri o. The age ga night
iey With ~ electric hsh, o. sts ebd q -
Mrs.. sprssisss smsfks thai sh'
wosla rsihsr tool 9th bee ihsa be viii
iooi
-"wbsi csa I use 10 clean carpets
inqaird las, correspondent rss yoc'
hushand
Thirty ar yssssr girls have been mad,
bachelors oi srts bachelor 81 Art Ia
maid II vlsdom.
White nuus ssiling is combined ~liL
plsio sbile bel fof dresses 10 BE- worn by
ladies IN light mourning.
The frat Of the month makes no dill
feIesee With The mosquito He will just
as .oou scDd 10 bis bill on the fifteenth Is
the ibirtiesh.
We have hsA the iron age ADD the
golden age. The Dsr. age. II the Ansrch-
ls,s prosper and carry on. their program
will be the ramp sge.
--0ae Of our lawyers being asked, few
days since. What contingent fec Vas, said
III bring q sui, Tor you and lose the
case get nothing II win the suit you get
nothing.
Science says body weighing one hun.
drsa pounds on the earth would weigh
tuo tons 90 the planet Jupiter The plane.
Japi.er must be where the average fisher
man catches oil the hsh.
ia this trunk linef" asked the sum,
mer girl NJ the railway station. mo, ?" re.
piled the ticket agent. 1T Is branch. y
''Oh. I'm 80 sorry; for | wanted 10 take
four trunks along With me-
CLERK at Buffalo hotel Ito stranger:
Don't you blow on. the gas when you 20
10 bed" Stranger: well, ofthe two. its
the easiest death. Clerk breathes hard
and doesn't ask for explanation.
"A pretty maiden fell overheard. and
her lover leaned over the side OF the ship
Is she arose 10 the surface and said. "Give
me your hand please ask papa, she
said. as she sunk for the second time.
--"Life has been for me n succession Of
sad blows, said Mr.. BreAther "Ab?"
said the new pastor, alphabetically.
YES, indeed" replied the psrishioner,
I've had the asthma twenty.one years.
AT the graduation exercises Of the New
Engisnd conservatory. young lady open
ed the programme with Hugos "rormeu-
tom Belli. F" Seems as though green
spples would render that piece pretty
we'll.
--"Arey ou fond Of dancing. Mr.. SLIM
asked young lady OF dude who had |
been her partner 10 the last lancers. Jaw, |
yass, awiully fond, you know. Then |
why don you get some one 10 teach you
Lovr
First farmer Ever been up ter the
city, Second farmer Once "0nly |
once. ehf Got took in, did YEP Yes;
but I'm getting even on them there city |
folks now" "Yc air. Howl" I'm TAX
IN city bosrders."
Omaha man-'yon fellows have lost an.
other game, see" Omaha base ballist =
YES, bni 1t was all on account OF unfavor
able decision by the umpire" "Well
that's not so discouraging What was the
scofeY' Seventeen to nothing"
1t isn't well to live too long. The
eight Boston editors who are 80 years old |
had they died at 10. would have been
spared the pain OF seeing their 'snnual |
passes snatched from them by rude aud |
ncrciless inter state commerce law.
Lets see, you're . witness in that
case which comes of tomorrow, aren't
your" queried Wig~ag. Yes replied
Filirip. (which side summoned you2"
III don't know" Don't know Why,
man alive, how are you going to testify.
them
--Sof,.beArted Old Lady when she
heard tbs story and assisted the appli
can't. Dear mel All. poor mani you
must indeed have gone through dreadful
trials Tramp: II b'lieve yer. M 'um,
sn, what's WIS, mum, was alays con
vicied
Say. didn't you tell me when yop
sold me that dog that IL WAS bird dosf'
Yes, that's what said. well. you
swindled me, That dog won't HINT. II
didnt say be would hunt. He'sa bird
dog. Cook the birds for him. That's the
way he likes them best,
--BoMder Seems TO me this chicken
must be rather peculiar breed" Board.
ing house Keeper TT 10 not so tender as
., ought 10 be, know. aud can't imag-
iue Why. either. lis genuine Plymouth
Rock. MY my! Come over 10 the
Mayhover, chr
We never heard OF nybody that WAS
hurt BY ripe watermelon, aud nev.r saw
any body that could point on, any person
Who Vas willing 10 say that be ever knew
OF hesrd any one remark that he knew Of
persons being cognixsns Of any one being
harmed by ripe watermelon.
"A compile Of young men wen, ont fsh-
ing the other day, and, on returning. we're
going pss, farm house and felt hungry.
They shouted 10 the farmers daughters.
''6iris. have you any buitermilks" The
reply was gently waited back 10 their
rsn. Yes. bat We keep !, for our own
calves