The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-10-20
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she ,inrlY efins and glgslas
TIE asill 81 human aindnes. ssss sel
vsisfna in iks ienpesss q tLis world,
-01y-I sscss 90, Stewart; be - il
eroeiieni health aud spirsia
-Qsses Anse pills are said 10 he ih'
Is,ssi pcreliy offered ny the drusgssis 10
Interior ascosiioos
The great srosble with men Who Dor
row from Peter 10 pay rscl Is tina, the,
dori pay Paul
81 III sons men tacw Sc much - The,
TALKED lbste vonlJpf be say sale for ID,
sseyoiopedi..
II sm h eli The truth. +" Yes, IN
,Fuapied 40 scqusinis5ce. "bst you are .
very Rad shot "
iscsns u the man sho lls,eDs much
SOD lalas liiils He 10 getting your thpn
asg apl sssips b.. oss lishtni0s
T',smp Are yoo going 10 bathing.
shy 1ensifmaa --"iss Tramp ''sbail
! hg.l your pocket book y
Eslrs from evidence 10 pretty scs.
sions e.se. Counsel: 80 far as yon saw,
sLo pAs doing her ordissry household
dsyfF witness; II should say 80. She
wss talking"
No. darling. aii . Darlington
m0tlisr 10 sick eailI THE doctor says ]
mnta fsad to son. Thea, mamma
b~sssd toe little ole, Won't yon please
read a. yourself Gus loudf'
Nus the city hap talks soft sweetness
10 tbs eoaulry maiden aud eatyes then
nsmes aud lso hearts skewed together op
her fathers pro- apple tree.
B,d lookout for George. MIR. Hay
seed tShose 500 is At colIegel; George
writes tia, be Is taking iencin lessons
Mr. nayse,d; Il AIN glad o that. I'll
set Am dissiD potatoes when be gifts
home
. II aas somes here 10 New Jersey thai
man got aomeshat mixed 10 Scripture
and said brethren, when consider the
shortn,ss VI life. ! feel as II might be-
taken away suddenly. like tbiei in the
night"
"A Michigan women recently kicked
bear TO death. says the exchange.
This, however, was more humane than il
she had tried TO warm her feet against the
poor aoimal's back.
An exchange says that "A Michigan
man has Curiosity in the shape Of cali
covered with wool +" There is nothing
startliDgly strange about this. As soon AZ
We can get our socks darned we will hav,
. couple OF calves covered with wool
He was culogizing women. what j.
there 10 the WIDE world, said he, rs,
pure snd noble aud lovable as woman.
And just then a voice in the audience re.
piled Two women.
Physicians all agree that the burning
OF leather ac's as disiuiectant. But we
don't think physicians have yet succeeded |
10 finding a msu who wouldn't rather die |
insa to smell burning leather Iii he had |
his choice,
-Iuteligeui housemaii ooh. please,
miss. there was young gentleman called
when you was out. He did, have no
card. miss; but can show you who be is.
cause there are three OF bis photographs
IN your album"
"A paper accidentally got Que OF Brown.
Ing i poems in its puzzles department. and
three weeks later the editor received Ga
letters from bis readers asking why be
didn't print the answer. They oil admit
led tba, IL was one OF the hardest puzzles
They ever attacked.
1t Is whispered that good pastor, a
Tldower proposed to young lady short
lime since. but was rejected. His feelings
bad second severe test when q widow
neighbor sent him the following text to
preach from; "You ask and receive not,
because you ask miss.
Jones: II say. Smith. saw great
magician last night. He could give yop
emonade or any drink you waited GU, Of
white high hat" Smith: That's moth
ng; we've got grocer on our corner VIII,
'su g'sr soa thirty live. aud forty tive
'eu, buit,r out Of the same tub"
- Sunday school teacher read to hi,
lass that the Ethiopian eunuch went OF
'is way rtiaicing alter Philip had talkeo
siih Kim, aud then asked, why did ht
tioiecgh boy answered, Because
'h,iip vas done teaching hin"
Will you reopen your summer hotel
lef, sessohy | shall be here bn, not =,
be lessee, have obtained job as beaa
'ailer" 'Eh. you don't say so? VIII,
viii be The lessee. theug' The bead
'aiter bad this season"
-Lasyer-"Your uncle makes you hi,
ole heir, bu, The will stipulates that the
um OF 500 must de buried ~,lh bin.
ieir (feelinely The old man WAS &c.
'entiic. in, The wishes must be respected.
4 course. Ia sit do~n aud write check
or tie amount
I'm sa advertisement by railway com.
ANY Of some upeslled Tor goods. the lei.
er Il had dropped from the word Law
OIL and !, read People to whom these
'sckages are direeted are requested TO
One icrsni aud pay the awful charges
o Tue ssme.
II ID seriously proposed 10 provide each
isht policeman in England with large
OK. |, has been matter Of surprise 10