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Joe Howard has lesa made famous by
nzny newspaper tales sna A. mary villain
Gus cuts His personality = n@rked Ons
woald nossee him IN any aSennbl>ss.
because tAsrs as something ato2t hin.
tho1gh widely aldsrent from has fsl-
iows, which says newspaper man frosn
head 20 heel lie has peculiar. easy. fsanii-
lar air. which says 70 digEitY ''soa are
sham When he makes . speech his rsmsI'ks
are sure u smack os tAis personality and Is
his bad bead rolls around os his shoulders
thar his spsctaesed eyes may take in every ia
disiduzl IN tbe asselnbiage he viii talk by
the hear. apparently without effort. ero~sllng
versatile nothinss together in sncn fashion
that every one Is entertained On the street
his head gear il sure 20 De the latest silk tile,
glistening and new His shoes eleam also.
and dark suit with cutswsy coat. hrishr
aud natty, completes the equipment. since
his quarrel with Pulitzer, Of The World. Mr..
Howard has not been connected with the stan
of any New York paper.
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The Brooklyn Elevated Railroad company
persists in keeping singular rule in force;
cash fares are required and tickets are not
sold under any circumstances except at the
bridge and Fulton ferry. where they are sold
one a. a time or enough TO pass party,
but not in bunches The employees say there
is not single advantage ia this system. that
all the New York roads sell packages Of
tickets. and that crowds could be much better
handled Il tickets were sold in quantities.
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The parks TEEN with people these werrn
days BABY carriages roll about by the
dozen and little girls bring croQuet sets. set
them up in the Fairgrounds and knock the
striped balls about by the hour, while the
boys turn somersaults and roll down the
knobs with zest which is heslthful even 20
see. Fat. complacent nurses gossip under the
trees, benignant papas read the papers an
proyident rnammas knit and look on from
some shady nook. When night comes on
homeless vagrants curl up on the benches and
there pass the night
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Somebody has sent the West Shore rail-
road people here the following ten command
ments, processing to give the substance of the
interstate commerce law:
I. Thou shalt have no other interstate com
r-e-re bsll bat the Cs;lky-1 bal.
. Thou shalt DOT make unto thyseif any rules
sengers in the likeness Of anything that is in the
heavens above on the earth beneath. or thai Is
in the water under the earth.
8 Thou shalt not bow down 20 anv railroad
president or general passenger agent or freight
agent, for we, the commission are not 50 green
as we look. aud IL there is to be ary bowing
down and doing the grand we want all there is
going.
T. Remember the 5th OF April and don't you for
get IL. o We who have been getting over the
country on anniials. for then did the passes fall
like the leaves Of the chestnut tree IN Novem-
Der gale. and there is no heipn ye.
s. IL you must c,lss. cuss Cul.om. for his is the
bill that the senator from Illinois giveth thee
g. Thou shalt not unJustly discriminate. We
will never agree 20 what ''unjustiy" means
so you must be particularly careful about the
sixth commandment.
= Thou shalt not commit tbyseH 10 = greater
extent for short haul than for a long haul. even
IL IT does take more carpet for q long ball
g. Thou shalt not have any-addition. division
and silence.
q Thou shalt not bear railroad stocks unless
thou art sbor- in the market
10 Thou shalt not pass thy neighbor nor thy
neizhbors wife. nor his servant nor his
maid servant even Il he fEareleth with his OK
and his and the othe- members Of the con-
mission.
Appended. Ard thou shalt rub in al tbese
comnlandnents until TIE people weary and rage
and imagine avain thing and break UP The whole
business.
A New York Journalist has oeen 50 unfor.u-
nate as TO lose toe sight Of one eye Though
not a. ali sensitive on the subject IL has .,s-
come bore TO answer inquiries about how
the loss came ABOUT he was greeted By an
old friend in a crowded railway ststion with.
Why. halloo. John, bow did you lose your
eyssightf"
We'll replied the journalist. rolling ont
the words in q solemn and high sounding
manner, but with al seriousness. "I con
tracted mucc purulent conjunctisitis. and
bad cold supervening. I; modified 20 pur1slent
opthalrria. which resulted IN liberation of the
cor11ea; this proSrssssa 20 TIE point of sta
payiUTnf, which finally healed with cicafriza-
ton and conseqnen; opacity 81 the cornea
The friend stared moment. but "a he
turned On ms heel Inutterei: The id thing
did vel to 20 oat C. 9. NcDoxsr.D.