New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-05
TIE TALK OF THE DAY

,, -, A.. . maintain OF iron and valley or
coal has Induced an hor and soci oon'p'n ,',,,,
WorkIugtuu Eng, 20 determine to esesohSh ~. -
cafe OF their works about forty miles rom 80.
washington Territory. near the limo OK 'n' N'''0-'
Pacific Ra!lrond
American Tomtst-oh, yes oui ou' Fisi'e" i"h''
u Great Traveller-Dd you see the Alps
aInere is remarkable echo in the Hign APPS; Won
Is on the Italian side no matter stb an Italian ac-
''H' En- l. Get not wonderful 2, $1,000. ,roo,.r,u,
,.WcII acientlSts agree tina t Is no mOro d. -.
,.an the fact that Americans who have been IA H. r
!, week always come back with frchen ~N
Omaha World
Mexico seems determined to take Its place among ,s
the gYat nations Of the earth. IL ho" h" ~
acdgod weather prophet of Its own
And NOW Carter Harrison gives 1t out cold and hori
that he /. going to call on the % court Of St
win save to send an rnnansh all claims to great
ness Minneapolis Tribune.
There IL a great deal in the point OF view iho
Colonel" which Is q newspaper ann not s.''','
proudly announces that 10 has remover =" A'''
Worth. the Chicago Of Texas.'
say said Berkey his wife Yesterday a. ainV was
" won didn't say anything to any one about wtao va
telling YOU light before last. did you That's sect
secret Why, didn't know 1t was a seeret'
sbo REPLIED rather ruefnly.
We'll, did YOU tell isI , want to sn Know didn't
know il was a secret "-tNeSpor Journal
whether or not the creatures that attracting SO
much attention in Park Row specimens OF tho sup
posed missing link that some natnraiisis nave "ee"
seeking it Ia certain that ali enterprisins SNOWMAN
hasseoured an invaluable amount Of free ahVerushs
Geneseest yesterday after the rain was tne s nar
est thorones fare in the country There was que IA
row escape from o fatal accident woman aas
gone to market with her little poy' anu h rs, with
three live hens In t. got stuck tn the mud AMI began
to sink His mother going on ahean w s, hns Snfy
leaking back she missed him and hurriedly retracet
her steps When she reached Genesee-St the eoy was
nm to us armpits and sinking deeper with eacn strs
dc The hens and basket had disappeared some
time before The woman grabbed her so S, oy , .nt
came TO her asIstane aud with the help Of laborer.
who spaded UP some of the mud AROUND tho boy
nsusted 10 condition. n Genesee-s isn't paved
paired in some way before long somebody's life will
answer for lt.-tBufalo Courier.
The following advertisement recently appeared In
Liverpool daily paper: lady who loves Christ wishes
to meet "a gentleman who loves HIM too' Address L.
%, Mercury Office"
TIE NEw-YoRK TRIBUNE Is kind enough to add
tho Chicagos to the list of five clubs that appear TO
have an equal chance for the championship But
Chicago, while 1t appreciates the courtesy, has gwen
I'M hopes of retaining the pennant, and viii resign
Itself humble place anon the rear contestants
-(ChlcagO Times
"The American Flag" published in this city, is the
official organ of the so-called American Party. IT
states that in Its of September "a 1t will give
full report Of the proceedings OF tho convention Of
the American Party. to be held in Philadelphia on
September TO-
High Art.-omaha Mother-well. you have made a
picture at last, have you
Amateur Photographer-Yes, got It this time.
"But how small it is-not over four inches long"
g How much did that picture cost your
"About $40 an inch"
al think, my sou, you'd better drop art and buy
real estate it's cheaper ~ Omaha World.
In tho opinion Of many training schools for
chlirens very much needed In this country
This opinion would probably be shared by the great
majority Of infants II they were capable Of forming
an opinion.
Irttsburg sreet-car driver says that his horses
suffer severely Sundays from the flies. because on
that Jay there are 50 horses tho that
those that the about the Only ones un
which the flies tine. In order " prevent this
cruelty to animals the agent Of the S. L. G. A. is
unuecided whether TO stop the running OF street cars
ON that dag necosstating the employment Of horses
ID awful quandary TO be in-tNorrstown Herald
The rabld shakspeareans arc ealing him "Isnotus,
Donnclly.
An Original Man-Ths casual visitor had dropped in
to talk With the editor OF ened by saying: ii
der why news aler CORES pondents gene ally select
such old, stale and hachneyod names as Veritas, OBJ
"Ye ss and ycx ropai."
"And JuDlus."
81 have brousht you an article that may como in
handy on a dull day"
"NbaI name did you signl"
"1Ioro Anon."-tIincoln Journal
| There 400 Mormon bishops I'm Utah. o.423
priests a947 teachers and 1854 deacons. Salt Lake
City Is divided into wards Of eight or nine blocks
each, and a bishop h put In charge of each
ward. Unser him there two teachers, whose
business II Is to learn tho employment and income
Of every resident OF tho ward and report the same Ia
the bishop. Then the bishop collects the tenth Of
each mars income ana turns In to the church amthor
lies The same compiets system exists all over the