Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-08-05
FUN.

things--burglars. p'' aS
The woman who paints he, =,
naturally ashamed of her chesk, ''f'
Why is there nothing like H.,
Because it is the sole support Of t1 nas
A PIGS tail is of no more rs, -
pig than the letter "p" in pneumo W tie
The boy who sprained his anil
o very lame excuse for not ,tta 'e as
school. 'ualag
The toboggan, unlike tho ,,.
stone, will now gather moss for 'o''las
months. lev
LoNGFELLow on Interstate y
merce: "'Try not the pass tbs s0a.
man said" VIC Old
He said he never had one, but NJ.
$50 pound man stepped on biz fas
he had to acknowledge the corn ''''
ESNU1: the cause of half we seo
Which lovely women have end,,
Because they call some young NJ N
Then fall in love and 10 Il are cn..,
-Tcras Settings.
THE pity we can most endur,
When we are trouble laden
Lies i'll the glance of eyes demuro
And then a paradox is sure.
Another i'll effects n cure.
For 10! we love the maiden
-Teras SiftinJs.
II WANT to put this package vhs,,
my wife will be sure to find il y s,;,
Brown, as he was leaving the hone,
IF that's the case" dryly remarked Ii,
friend, "just run upstairs and mt !,
under her bed. "-Harper's Bazor
RATS are supposed to be cowar11r
but they recently gnawed off the t,a
of mule in Florida. thing few mo,
would have the courage to do, I
should be remembered, however th,t
the mule was dead. Y. Walls IN
Newman Independent.
"1Es," remarked Dumley, confidep.
TALLY, to Featherly, "I'm having bar,
(hic) fight with liquor, but EXPECT II
(hic) win" II think you will, Dunn
ley" was Featherly's encouraging re-
Spouse, "if you keep on taking the Of
fensive. "-Ne,v York San.
MOTHER Ito hayward son)-I saw vou
kissing the servant-girl on the stairs
Hayward son-That's just about ths
size of it. Mother-Well. amt you
ashamed of your conduct? son-NoI
that's the servant-girl's privilege, and
J. don't propose to rob her of items
SUtings.
as THAT Landseer, Mr.. Crususg
asked the visitor, pausing before tAs
painting. no." replied the host
reckon it's Durham; see how bros;
it is between the horns, and see til,
color and the curl on its forehead
That's genuine Durham, sure. Ths
amt no Landseer.
OLD BLooNosE-Jane, what has be
come of Mr.. Ditowaite? He used ID
be a frequent visitor. Jane (sharply)
L am afraid that he wasn't treated verJ.
we'll when he did call. Bloonose-
What! I'm surprised! There wasn't
a night he called to see you that l
didn't go into the parlor and smoke nv
old clay pipe for hours, just as sociabls
as if I'd known him for years.
THERE is one crying abuse in hs F.
West which we intend to fight as long
as we WELD the editorial tripod-er,
no, that doesn't sound right; what We
mean is that there is one abuse for
which we are whetting our editorial
tripod-um, wrong again-we want to
convey the idea that our editorial tripod
will ever be raised against--great Scott!
this is growing serious-we are trying
to say that our editorial tripod is loaded
no, that's wrong-there is an abuse
which we propose to impale on the
caustic point of our editorial tripod
that isn't anywhere near right yet
we shall continue to brandish our edi.
torlal tripod-oh, we'll, let it drop let
1t drop-we We're only going to say
that as we sit on nail-keg here in the
Office and dip our editorial tripod in the
ink but no matter, this whole thing
seems to be wrong, somehow-just let
it go, it wasn't much of an abuse any.
now.-Dakot0 Bell.
GEN1LEM. my DOG.
There is dog who lives in one Of
our nearest suburbs who proves a great
solace to widow to whom he does not