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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
oueerCrime.

Boston society is considerably torn
up over the recent arrest of one of its
leaders, Maj. Follett, of the Lancers,
for horse-stealing. Follett is quite
wealthy. having an income of $4,000
a year. and resides in the most aristo-
cratic part of the Hub. What caused
him TO commit such an insane act is a
mystery. He is charged by Mrs.
Sarah NJ. Shaw, a wealthy widow of
Wellesley. with misappropriating the
funds of sale Of horse of hers. She
requested him year ago to sell one of
her horses. He agreed. and shortly
afterward reported that the animal had
died. To her sstonishment she saw
the animal alive and well on the street
the other cay. Investigating she found
Follstt lad sold the horse TO livery
stable for $500 Eollett has tried to
compromise. but without success so far.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

A lady OF one of the old families
living near Boston related to the listener
yesterday an incident of Daniel Web
ster which has never been in print be-
fore This lady happened to be one OF
few friends who went with Mr.. Web
ster to the hall where hung on ex-
hihition, previous tO its final location
in Faneuil Han. Mr.. Healy's now IA
nous painting representing Webster
making his reply to Hayne. "Mr.
Webster. ''said the lady, .was very
feeble and was led in by the artist.
Ascending the platform, which com
mar ied view of the picture, Webster
loCAed at il for some minutes, making
som, pleasant observations to his friends
respecting the different Senators and
the various points of interest on the
canvas. This portrait and that We're
spoken of. and even the pages recog-
nized. Finally, turning TO 90, Mr..
Webster quietly remarked;
e" And rs for that man, standing
there in the centre-well, I've seen
betterlooklng men inmy day than her y
Transcript,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
Daniel webster as a Caterer.

.How do you ike that Daniel Web
ster' ?" said Caterer John Keeler to one
of the guests at his restaurant on State
street the other day. The guest was
eating fish-ban deliciously Drowned,
with silvery poached egg on top of it.
why do you call these daniel
Webstsrs'?'' was the reply.
"Why." said Mr. Keller, "because
Mr.. Webster got them up. He was
the first man who ever prepared them,
and / make them from his recipe;
and, by the way, l am having a copy
made of Webster's clam chowder re-
ceipe-the regular old New England
clam chowder win astonish you
with that some day"
As the conversation progressed a
gentleman with long hair and with a
earpet-bag between his feet. who had
been eating a plate of oyster soup,
turned around. caught Mr. keeler by
the Sieve. and inquired:
'.Say. mister; who got up them fish
balls and eggs?'
why. Daniel Webster said Nh.
Keller.
Daniel Webster repeated the
stranger; ..where did he keep his eatin'-
houseP'
The opportunity for a lecture on
American history suddenly developed
itself to Mr.. Keller. of which the rural
visitor obtained full benefit free Of
charge. -AlbaBy Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
YOUTH AND OLD AGE.

Iors ago. long sco. in this valley q NO,
The white mIsts were silver The sunshine v a
me 80. long aro every des-drop aglow
Wss the pur=sr OF diamonds, OF value untold
long ago. long ago. every q 'veret low
Looked out from the grass like star fron the
SKY;
Long aro, long ago every stresmlet allow
In a volume % parfectest crystai went BY.
Vow the silver mist Is water,I wis
To hirE the grand power % climb upward il
given;
The -ua-h BE- q gold r. a wave % light rolled
oH theearth through the open portal Of heaven.
Tire tew In the grass now shine'h. alas,
Ir my altered eyes Ike an angels tear;
Aua the deep waters roll, the type o. a soul,
Right on o. the sea q eternity near.
TIE Towers in the erase, they die, and they pss-
From life unto life, a. 70 n ia e given:
be MET and the dew. stream, flower, and iight
too.
Ike soul- are sent down but to climb back to
heaven.
-Harper's Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

There is a drummer on First street
who will swear black is white in order
10 sell goods. Some time ago he was
sent down in Kentucky, and succeeded
in selling a merchant a lot of unmarked
able bronze ornaments. Last week his
employers, Messrs, b. & X, received a
telegram from the merchant, which
read: Please send Mr.. 5. down again
as soon as possible. To this Messrs.
b. 4 X. replied: "Such a step would
incommode us very much at present
How large an order do you want?"
Later in the day a reply was received,
reading as follows: Do not want any
any more goods. have melted the lot
your drummer sold me into bullets to
shoot him with. Hurry him up 5.
has gone into Northern Wisconsin for
the present. EUdnSUille (IHd.) Courier
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
Indian Names.

The commission employed to take
the following to be the translation of
some of their names: Rough" and
NOISY" names of two boys: Tree
shaken by wind. "Cry all the sme,
the names of women; One who starts
to 90 one place and then goes 10 an
other" Grizzly bear stepping on a
hill. " the names of men. The names
of four women translated into English
were: Rafting while running
dressing while running" Afraid OF
a Yankee. and Throw leg over the
moon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
Ahead Letter.

Not long ago a man threw a pack
age, which he did not want, out of the
car window near Charlottesville, Va.
Some one, thinking the package had
been lost from postal-car picked it up
and sent it to the dead letter office al
Washington. After a weeks search
the package was returned to its origin
al owner, who wrote to the department
as follows: IF you persist in making
the service so efficient that an afflicted
citizen can not throw away package
in the woods without getting it back
through the dead-letter office. what
won t they do to USE
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
Man Wants a Tonic

When there is lack of elastic energy in the
system, shown by a sensation OF languor and
unrest in the morning, frequent yawning
during the day and disturbed sleep al
night, Hostet,er's Stomach Bitters infuses
unwonted energy into the enfeebled and
nervous, endowing them with muscular
energy, an ability to repOse BEAUTIFULLY, and
digest without Inconvenience. Nervous
ness. headache, biliousness, impaired ap
petite and a feeble, troublesome stomach
are all and speedily set right by this match.
less regulator and invigorant. The mineral
poisons, among them strychnia and nuS
vomica, are never safe tonics, even in in
finitesimal doses. The Bitters answers the
purpose more effectually, and can be relied
upon as perfectly safe by the most prudent.
Fever aud ague, kidney troubles and rheu
matt sm yield to it.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
What Changei

A few short weeks ago that young cir
was the personiication of health vigoT aud
beauty. The blush upon her cheeks rivalleo
that of the rose; her step was light and
buoyant, her every movement was a re
violation of perfect physical health. Yet now
she is pallid and haggered, and her super
abundant vitality has given place to q
strange dullness and lassitude. What has
caused this ehangef Functional irregular
tiles which can be- cured by DR.. Pierce's
''Favorite Prescription" a remedy to which
thousands of women to-day owe their lives
All druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

may be had by all who are sufficiently in
telligent and enterprising to embrace the
opportunities which occasionally are offered
them. Hallett & Co, Portland, Maine
have something new to offer in the line OF
work which you can do for them, and live
at home, wherever you are located. Profit:
immense and every worker is sure of ovel
IS a day: several have made over $50 in 9
single day. All ages; both sexes. Capita
not required; you are started free; all par
ticulars free. You had better write X
them at once.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

Liquors and Beers have half ruined the
world, and the struggle ofpoverty has decor
ated their path for l 900 years. Women have
prayed and legislatures made laws in vain
The pocket influence of these devils have de-
little plant has been discovered that is ut
tsrly harmless, which is able TO kill the
rum appetite, satisfy the drinkeT better, and
furnish a larger profit for the dealer. 1t
stops nervous exhaustion, effects of over
work and dissipation at once, acting like a
food. This will hit harder than law. The
druggists and barkeepers say the sale is
enormous. Women say they can do donble
work with less fatigue on cts worth per
day. They call it Moxie Nerve food.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
Jordan N Y.

Jordan, N. Y.
GENTS For a year past have been
badly afflicted with rheumatism, at times
very bad, and for a month before ] COM
menced using your remedy, could hardly
sleep nights. One bottle of DR.. Pardee's
Rheumatic Remedy relieved me of the pain,
and now sleep as well as ever, and feel
like recommending it to all who are thus
afflicted. Yours truly,
MRS. ANN DARLING.
Ask your druggist for DR.. Pardees Rem
edy and take no other. Price, 81 per bot
tie; six bottles s..
Pardee Medicine Co, Rochester, N. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

A table showing the earnings of
twenty-one roads for the second week
of April. the first complete week In
which the railroads have been operated
under the Interstate law, Is furnished.
showing in many cases a decidedf falling
Of in the amount of business. Com
pared with the corresponding week in
1886 there wac decrease in the earn
ngs Of 500. 500.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

An old Spanish Alcade made it point TO
execute all who were arrested and brought
before him-the old for what they had done
and the young for what they might do here
after. Aliens Iron Tonic BItters is equally
sweeping in its effects upon the sick and the
well, toning the stomach, aiding digestion
and strengthening the whole system. AL
genuine bear the signature of J. Z. Allen
St Paul, MiRn.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

December, 1880, wrote o. L. Hatha-
way, Fall River. Mass, WAS greatly
afflicted with rheumatism; tri Vi St.
Jacobs Oil; all pain left me-" October
10. 1856, he writes: Have not been
troubled with rheumatism since"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

Syracuse, N. Y.
DEAR SRs:--I have been troubled with
Rheuma tism for the last five years, and I'M
til heard of DIR. Pardee's Remedy | had no
rest. After hearing of it, l procured some
of my druggist, and am now entirely free
from the disease.
Respectfully yours,
MRS. ETA HALE, SO Baker Street
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

An April dIalogi Boy, on the bank-Hi,
Jimmy rs the water warmt Boy, III the
water-Ye-e-esl (cha-a-a-t-t-e-r) w-a-a-rm
as dish wa-a- ter-r-rl
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
ELY'S
CREAM BALM.

7 tsds cured before
the second bottle Of
Ely's CredH Balm
tcds exhausted. Teas
troubled toitA chronic
catdrrh, gathering On
head. difficulty fH
breathing and die
charges from my ears.
&C. j. Cor5fn, 92S
Chestnut So. PAild.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

Fits: All Fits stopped free by DIR. Kliue's
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first
days use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and
Ss0U trial bottle free 70 Fit cases Send to
DR.. Klina, s3I Arch St Phila., Pa
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

Nothing mean about Barnum. He gives
everybody a show.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

The color produced by Buckingham's
Dye for the Whiskers always gives salts
faction.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

James McEllen, Port Huron, Mich.
writes: "Had severe pains in side. At
ter taking Red Star Cough Cure the
pains ceased entirely" Price twenty
five cents. At Druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

The dangers of Whooping Cough are
averted by the use of Ayers Cherry Pee
toral
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

No matter how good-natured young
lady may be her gentlemen friends can look
for tie-raid when she determines to make
a silk Quilt
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

Laugh and the world laughs with you"
Slip down on the sidewalk and the world
laughs at you.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

A new spark arrester-A female fire bri-
gade
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

He-Yes, Prof X-has become great
social lion. She-What is he noted for.
He Chiefly for his roar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

A perfect specifc-Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

The latest social maxim is good, as far as
il goes. Ii runs: ''The best way to get a
divorce is, not TO get married.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
A successful Enemy ofthe Rum Ffend.

The policeman should watch that Others
may not prey.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

An Indiana lad walked eighteen miles in
his sleep the other day. The boy is the
making of an ideal policeman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

Pisos Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable to
use. 1t is not liquid or q snuff soc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
CATAR r 4

A particle Is applied into each nostril and is agree
able Price so cents at Druggists; by msil register
ed so cts. Circulars free. ELY BROS, Drug
gists. Oswego. N. Y.
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: one dollar ana


YKE OLDEST kEDlCBE N TIE WORLD is pToaasll
DR. Isaac ThompsOn's CelebrRteo
III YE WATER.
This article 10 q carefully pT-ared phylician's pre-
scrlption, and has IN cons ant use for AeAFy
century and Notwithstanding the many other prep
arstions that hava been introduced into the marEe
the sale Of this Article 10 constantly increasins
the directions followed, It will never fail Nt
uaytieuarly invite the attention OF physicians 20 ~
msrits JOHN L. THOMPSON sons CO.
sold By Ill druggists. TAeT, u. H.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

Wa B~sy Wa Esok, 10 gave her Csstsr1A
WIN sAs va. Child, she cried fer CAstsrSA
VIA she became NAss, abe chung to CsstsxiA,
VIA sAs lad Children. sAs gave them CAsss-sA
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

ing the impending marriage OF Col L,
Marehant and the hitherto unapproaoh.
able heiress.
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The spanish AIcade.

The most wonderful flight on record wa'
when the chimney tiue.
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0AN0E0 cured without cutting OF burn.
uHHtIE1 ing. Address DIR. WALKER, IL
South Clark ST, Chicago, III.
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wanted Gentlemen ana Ladies % Learn TeIe-
graphing, Tuition not paid until position OBJ
talned. Address DR.. Valentines College. q
Washington ST, Chicago, Ills.
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STRICTUH,Lss and UR.INaRY IT
| STRIGTTRE.

otniot thE. of them greatly
k the careless of instruments in the hands
If physicians
urinary hstuae and other complications annually consult for
ski of specialists proved by reported Illus
which
Of of
proceeding Many has ruined for life BY
their through
treatfent pacu Il and
for large ates containing many testimonials
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Epfleptfc Commissions, or Fits, IA
liz / ralysfs, or Palsy, LoeomofOr Ataxia,
W I 50. Effus's Dances insomnia, inability
re- / - sleep, and threatened insanity, Nervous
70. Debility, arising from overstudy excesses and
- other causes and every variety OF affec-
rfed by our socialists for these diseases with unusual
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NOT ALWAYS NECEssARY 70
CONTHTON SENSE Z

elkn,wnm ctnd tn apeaBt tg EVERY that he physics VIII
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| CAUTION.

made (which only be ascorine1 by careful chemca
mcroscouea examination Of tine for medicines who
curative in stage condition are known 70 do p0suc
in others never refor attempted 70 any
for general sale through druggists recommending
Diseases although possessing very superior remedies
extensive experience that the only safe and
ful course carefully determine the disease and its progr
eacr case a chemical and mcroscOpcal examination
urine adapt medicines TO the exact stage of b
ease and condition of patient
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constituted a leading bran
and Surgical Institute, an'
Inquiries for a complete "
maladies, written in a styl
lished a large illustrated
sent TO any address on rec
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28

INFLAEWATION OF THE BLAD-
DER, STONE IN THE BEaADDER,
Gravel. Enlarged Prostate Gland re-
tentiou of Urine, and kindred affections,
may DO included among those in the cure Of which
our specialists have achieved extraordinary sue
e fully treated of fn our illustrated pamphlet on
20. Sent by NAL for ten cents In stamps.
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To those acquainted with our fnstft
to say that the Inyalids' Hotel and
branch establishment located at No. 3
England, have, for many years, enjoy
the most largely patT0nizSd and wide
the world for treatment and cu
arise from yout hiul indiscrrtions and
We. many years age. established q
treatment of these diseases, under {
the most skillful physicians and SUR
that all who apply to US might receive
Council Of the most experienced speg
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We offer no apology for devotinR 50 muc
attention 20 this neglected class OF disease
believing no condition Of humanity is e.
wretched 10 merit the sympathy and bes
services Of the noble profession to which "
belong Many who suffer from these terribl
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-04-28
INvALIDS' HOTELMSURGICAL INSTITUTE

This imposing Establishment was designed and eI
every state and Territory, well as from many +
the staff of skilled specialists in medicine and surge
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1887-11-12

Philadelphia Record: The inability
of a woman to throw anything SO that
it will hit the object at which she aims
was rather queerly demonstrated in a
London street the other evening. A
young person of sixteen who was walk
ing along with IA cat in her arms was
suddenly seized with a desire to throw
something ut a young man of her ac-
quaintance, and, for lack OF a better
projectile, caught pussy by The tail and
flung her at him. Ofcourse the young
man was rnharmed. n cat went through
q shop window, the S +. L. p. O. G.
L. A. took up the matter, about six
policemen were required to arrest the
girl, and she found herself with a fine
and costs Of 1Ss. to pay, unless she
preferred fourteen days Imprisonment.
Next time she will know her Limitations
and will lay the cat in the young mans
arms. pull its tell. see him duly pun
ished and save her money.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1887-11-12

One Of the most remarkable cases III
medical annals. as summarized in a
French journal has reference to q six
fingered family, covering five genera
tons and including twenty-seven indi'
yiduals Tho first instance in this line
was that OF a man, born in 1852, who
had six toes on one foot; in the second
generation a son with six toes and a
daughter normal; third generation this
daughter had five children including
one son and two daughters each having
six fingers on each hand; of the fourth
generation, the daughter last men,
toned had eight children, including
n son and two daughters, each hav'
ing six fingers ON each hand and sia
toes on each foot; Of the fifth genera
ton a daughter had three children. in.
Guiding a SON doubly deformed like hls
mother and a son with six fingers on
each hand, the feet being normal.
Moreover, one Of the two daughters OF
the fourth generation-with only the
hands atieoted-had eight children,
several Of whom were normally devel-
oped, but the rest were deformed ~
follows: One daughter had an os-
seous thickening of the digital extremi-
ty and or the outer border of the iftt
metacarpal; one son had six fingers on
each hand ant six toes on each foot
and another son had six fingers on
each hand.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1887-11-12
Provide emeshing Tor the Girls.


All over Germany exist what are
called sparcassen (savings banks),
which correspond in a measure to the
endowment plan of the American insu
rance oonpqnies. The best known il
the Wiiheimscasse named after the
emperor, who is its patron. At tn,
birth If 3 GIRL the father and mother
insure he, (kaufen sic eln) in such 9
casse for as much as they are able tc
bestow every yesr on the future OF their
new-borR boy girl. The amount j,
paid baliy. TIE casse lays out The
money 10 behalf Of the insured, at in
terest, chiufg ia real estate. In this
way the money accumulates, and AT
eightesn, . majority, the girl is
the possa% - of i saug little capital.
This viii We her 10 study my favored
profsssisi., so TO eome good conserve.
tory, or start IN b~us r~--; aud last, on
AOt iOAEts " y AAA - NNtfNhs II " b6-
a chance 81 follow waanan's truest mis-
sion! Nov, why tannot well-to dc
Americas w1nen Establish such a waN
of prsviding far their less fortunat,
sistersP What u blessed gift from 9
godmother 10 a poor little girl such al
insurance would be. | truly believe il
would give zeal and encouragement +,
MANI true, poor parent, Il, by THIS
small economy they could help to pro.
vide fer their dear ones. 1t is better
than q life Insurance. for it takes aw Az
the '.stiR2 of dcsth;'' al may live and
enjoy the fruit OF their econemyl How
much better suoh aye rly outlay would
be, for tae people tolerate circum
stances, stan IN CO y toys and ex-
travagsn re- s, ty o6ich children arr
brought f"s.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1887-11-12

A resident of Lancaster, Pennsylva-
nia, who has been confined in Jail 29S
DAYS during the past year to insure bis
presence at q trial, put in q bill OF one
dollar y day for his time. The court
not only disallowed his bill but charged
him two dollrrs q week for his board.
WHY the witness was not compelled to
work out his'board bill with a ball and
chain and afterwards sent to the peni-
Tertiary for life is not explained