Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-10-14

NEW JERSEY may be the foth. ,
of the mosquito, but he is to h
many other places. 'a
WHY is the letter 7 like an .,..
Because it converts axes into ' .s
Newman Independent. SAAsS
A PHYSICIAN, having bought .,
terest in milk route, derives . ~
income from the we'll than ba sa s'e''
did from the sick. As1
SIN1KINs says q man fit for ~. ),
is the prize-tighter who tbumn.,n "a
antagonist all over the rinr p'q y
man Independent. ~
A YOUNG lady being asked bo,.
could afford in hard times to talo w.
lessons, replied: ooh, I con6na
self to the low notes."
YOU'VE Wife, took great pa;Ds y
that cucumber salad, John, and ! w
you enjoyed it. Husband (anyion,ls
I'm afraid, my dear, that took N
pains with it, too.
"GooD MAwN1N, Wilyum; has v5,l
about the communication de POM
glib Doctor McGlynn?" "No, sa,.
chile steer clear OBJ dat; commupe,
corrupt good manners, sar."
"CHArr1E, you were at the sea-
last season." Eyes" "Now what
the most imposing sight yoa saw
there?" "Well, about the most in,|
ing thing that L can recollect wa,
hotel bill.
"YouR razor must have a good !
OF political influence" said the mad
the barbcr's chair, the tears sprjpr
to his eyes. GLOW so, sah?" asked
barber. Because it has got sud
pull, replied the customer.-T:
SUtings.
LIZ has been noticed that girl
has graduated from Vassar and
$4,000 spent on her education
after marriage, hold clothes-pinsis
mouth and gossip over the back d
while hanging out the washing
like other women. You can't CLAN
woman's nature. Bell
Miss GoLDpEN-How can YOU
MIR. Blackink, when you have vrd
something worthy Of yourself and |
ambition? Mr.. Blackink-Bv tile |
ter which the editor writes me, nj
incloses my manuscript l despair;
check l am aware that am up 10
usual mark. Wall Street Ne7ps
'I SEE" said q friend " the ed;a
a Dakota daily, Chat you caLs
papers that you are printing NJ
second edition. How do they ID
from those you were running Of
an hour ago?" 1--WE stopped anld
the press" and the Journalist read
for the lever again. -Dakota Bel,
\ MAN who knelt down in BroalT
New York, and prayed God to =
New York from the politicians was
rested on suspicion Of being insane
is not surprising that the New J
authorities should consider that
insane who supposed that any poTe
existence could save New York from
politicians. -No,visto1ur, Herald
"GIMME bre'kfas' an I'll split ytI
sticks O. wood" said a tramp tcaS
Falls lady as she came to the backd
"No, sir: I won't do it unless you
twenty sticks. Out yer ulster 60
bre'kfas' fer ten sticks" "Cant
it; breakfasts have had a boom
you were here last. You split tV
or move on, else I'll unite the dog
come out with kettle OF not
and scream for the polioe"-Da
Bell.
SOME years ago a learned c'a
with much volubility and an una
length of wind, had prolonged a'
alive argument to q pitch when
judicial sufferer could bear no lo4
II don't want to interrupt you
said the Judge, blandly'
you've said that before" I'm
beg your Lordship's pardon; ID
recollection of having done So
doubt" replied the Judge, ~
long time ago."-London Wofa'
ALEXANDER.
There was chap who KEEP. stofe' -.
And though there might be srSnas''
He sold his goods nor asked 1'r n'V'''
And his name was Alexander
He mixed his goods with cunnins D'
He was skillful brander;
And since his sugar half was SUI"
They called him Alec-SandeE'
dc had his dear; one day she came
Then lovingly he Scanned hei' lar
He asked her would she chaus'
Then ring did Alex-hand-hei'
20 yes," she said with smiling ny
If can be commander
And 80 they framed o partners"F
And called it Alex-and-hor.
.-Ieras Siftings
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