Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-10-27

Some of the little women in this worlc
make more hustle than the big ones.-Pica
| yune.
Summer boarder-t'Here, waiter take this
| chicken wing out and have its hair combed. ,
| Burlington Free Press.
The Anarchists don't like American laws
but they will get the hang of them after g
while.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
| "Why, Nettie, you have put your shoes on
the wrong feet" "What will do, mammal
| They's all the feet I have got."-Exchange.
| s'Is it true. old man, that you are going to
marry Miss B. and her $50, ,00O, ,0OOa" eyes;
| tomorrow" "Ahl here is the So I owe
| you."-Exchange.
Young writer-What do you think of the
poetry turn out, sir?
| Old Writer-Think you serve it just right,
| sir..-Detroit Free Press.
Illinois reports chicken with four legs,
| and New Jersey pullet with six wings. But
what we want is chicken with eight breasts,
SO as to go around small family. ..-Philadel-
phis Call.
Pat-And who is it lives here, Mike, in
the Dig stone house2
Mike-Why, that ouId gintleman I was
telling ye of that died suddenly last winter
of a faver.-Exchange.
"Whst a splendid parrot that is of
Browns! So intelligent, you knowl' SIN
telligent? Why, one would almost think
him human. He repeats everything he
hears. Boston Traveller.
man has been arrsigned in New York
court for robbing plumber. 1t lis supposed
that the gentleman invited the plumber to
dinner and then refused to pay him for the
time it took him to eat it.-Yonkers States
man.
De Garmo-I am SO glad we are to have
Booth and Barrett together this year. Are
you fond of tragedy, Miss De Peystera
Cincinnati girl-Oh, indeed, yes. go
down to pas abattoir sometimes twice week.
Judge.
''What makes you think Mr.. Merritt is in
love with me7" asked Cora.
because" replied her mother, she asked
your little brother if it was true that you
would have SIC, 200 on the day of your mar
riage. Judge.
Robbie-Mamma, doesn's it make your
hands warm to spank met
Mamma-Why, yes, Robbie, it does.
Robbie-Wouldn't it do just as well, then,
mamma, for you to go and hold them over
the Observation-Disclosures Free Press.
Talkative Passenger: 'tI've been in every
city of any Importance in the United States,
gentlemen, and know what I am talking
about" Chicago drummer: "What did you
think of Chicago?" Talkative passenger:
'I'ye never been in Chicago. The Epoch.
Gripsack, who is q travelling man, went to
church last Sunday and, being weary after
weeks hard work, fell asleep. The deacon
who passed the contribution box nudged him
in the elbow. Gripsack, unawakened turned
in his seat, murmuring, SECT out! gave you
a quarter when first came on board this
train. Lowell Citizen.
"Mary, dear, will you tell me what that
object hanging on a chair isa' "Why, that's
shirt made for you. did it all myself.
Isn't it delightfulF 'tOh, yes. So it's a shirt,
is its' Certainly. But why are yon so pale
and tremblinga" 'Oh, I'm all right now,
dear. I thought at first that I had 'em again"
Nebraska State Journal.
Citizen-From Chicago, believed Stran-
ger-You bet. Citizen-What seems to be
the sentiment there concerning the hanging
of those fellows9 Stranger-Got to hang.
Every body says SO. Whole nine ought to
swing in row; Citizen-Ninea I thought
there were only seven. Stranger-Don't
you heathen out here know that it takes nine
men to play ball?-Omaha Herald.