The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1887-11-23
Pith and Point.

THE man who bulded better than he
knew" was not New York contractor
LoVen Courier.
A LONDON cook charges rich men $50 for
getting up swell dinner and his yearly in
come amounts to $4,000
"TooK long steps, my cheild," said Solo
shoes nearly so kvick "-Detrou Free Press
A PROUD father in Duquesne, PENN has
named his first boy Thomas Benton Schnat-
terly Boyle Cleveland Genius of Liberty
Fleming.
A MUsIC-DEALER says that violin has not
improved any since 1920. The same may be
said of the violn-player who lives next
door.-Norristoon Herdld
AFTER the funeral of widow in London
who had been supported by charity for
twenty years nearly $1,000 were found
sewed up in pillow-case in her room.
GUEST: " What you got for dessert
waiter?" Waiter: Oars pie, sab" Guest.
" Nothing after pie?" Waiter: ono, sab;
muffin but feein' de waitah. '-New York
SIM
A CHICAGO genius has shipped lot of
ready-made houses to Los Angeles Cal
They are joined, framed and painted, and
when carpenter has set them up they are
all ready for occupancy.
YOUNG wife: " Robert, dear, how do you
suppose those dozens and dozens of empty
bottles got into our CELLAR" Robert. Why,
/ don't know, my dear l never bought an
empty bottle in my life.'-Ltfe.
PHILADELPHIA Sunday-school teacher:
Now children am going to tell you about
the prophet Daniel, who, though cast into
den of lions" New scholar fresh from
New York;; Have you only just got on to
that here?"- TJd-BaS.
SOME Canadians want piece of the state
of Maine. Says the Montreal Gazette. "The
conviction of most of those who have
studied the subject is that England was
wrongfully deprived of considerable nor
ton of the state of Maine"
DIN anv one ever coo bannier-looLino
creatures than about three neirhbor vomnS
married women when thew are starting ont
tooetber IN look at all tbe drvooods In to,yn
on combined capital of enough money to
pay their car-fare?-Kentucky State Journal.
In a recent railroad disaster in the Vast
tho only nerson kiIied ,vas a MOI, Wiz ,yas
taking L straw-vote of tbe nassengers
If ali railroad accidents resulted 40 satisfac.
torilv there would he No RAILROAD ofNciaIs
censured nv coroners, iuries - orrjsto'cr
Herald
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! an ~, i - sy I'M, saiu Che Ieacner, au-
thology' " who was it supported the world
on his shoulders?" eft was Atlas ma,am ;,
| " nd who supported Atlas9U g The bool,
doesn't saw. but I puess his wife snnnorted
him. "-CIicng0 S,iuddu NntionnI
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1a - 60 49, ti ISa.ioH vi .lat
IL oraotio f , w ,,,o Siuion III oEulse
r. ono bnAro az 10 us naNe un snoiI
fnr,n totaI ~ .ue ,.d , M W.;
tbai 1S,or aar ,,,,,,. az goe nm
He estimates the result in cash ut 81 O0O -
Toronto Globe.
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uo III unuei the
an ;oo,,9 of + i Is "con leoeIPC vi
III, nj ,ooo nan @ooG pei anliun
who would ba regarded ao n 81 innS n'are
HawaiiWtbat 10 r tbe nav, oonstit,,tia ~
tharo raoolrn;a o ~ IL; .ono. .i',
t,,'n o, .iine3 sioSs Vi liSeI
d"1en Lidnor LII an ot.arG ;,.ei anu
casb Vn,..iS;jo,rp,' U.,15 V"o 'I"i' aion' Vi
O"'", VIZ ''o'oD" iie'"'"'
a CHICAGO girl announces her determine
oion ~ a SAT- uarnely anu lheRuery or
a n ,,a,,ii;,.',i Inoi1 jus vi uaIn
aru ST. r oan "Vne az ie ca
aary aU2 staiJis az @
tn an" SGaIe VI prices
ton So wa, ,air to or .ol Instance
oom+s Jop ' co. ~, ivoeh,ns', Yen
| ~ 49, q. q "oHI I ~, sow VI! ouvtonS, etc,'
Gu uas,,ond 'A"A0 fii'0' on o'ioi "oih oOi-
A SoMERsET business man not long since
MAD occasion to write to gentleman who
evidently mad lew correspondents. The
envelope had the usual " Return in ten days
to -, Somerset, KY, on it, In about
ten days the letter came back to him, accom-
pal,IIt ~ ~, ociam .ins n.y. Ine MliteI say
rs .'i'.I Nv i',,' NJ. ~ 'iio
i,S 81 AN, III e"u
tio,,1a aho,,t ne 40 30 I'd, - pal-
snt fE P"',,,hfts II 'on' o'oN sumner
0'' 'nyJ i'P"0'''o"
AN ONO clergyman VINO mas been visiting
mere asked lady who makes point OF
keeping abreast OF the times something in
regard to her religious belief, and was
shocked at the uns unsatisfactory answers he re-
! CelNeu. DuU, he Salu, AT lenSUn, now