The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-10-20
PERSONALS.

PERSONAL&
Judge Wilson is in Murray county
attending court.
Assistant Postmaster Charley AL.
ford has been called to Buffalo, Ia,
by the serious illness of his mother.
Christian Oleson, a merchant of
Cambridge, Wis.,, is visiting Sheriff
Anderson.
Attorney Rohrer is absent this
week attending court at Currie.
S. S. Morton and family and Hi
ram Randall and family leave tonight
for San Jose, Cal. They have nu-
merous friends here who wish them
we'll in their new home.
We hear that Rev. F.. II. Lathrop
is to be returned to Worthington for
another year. Mr.. L. is one of the a.
blest of the NJ. f. clergy and his peo-
pie here ought to feel glad of his re-
turn.
Editor Allen, of the Jackson Re-
public, was in town yesterday and
made us pleasant call. He IS a
very substantial and agreeable man
and is having fine success with the
Republic.
Martin Heiser, the first merchant
at Hersey, and we'll and favorably
known to many Of our people, paid
this county a visit last week. He is
now located at Lockwood, Missouri,
and is conducting two stores at that
place.
No attention should be paid to the
predictions of the Advance, or of the
Worthington correspondent of the
Adrian Guardian, in regard to the
Globe, AS it is simply an advertising
scheme on the part of the Advance
man, who is anxious to sell out, and
''Shamrock" evidently is not response
bic for what he says.-Globe, Oct. Is.
Nevertheless, the Globe is on lis last
legs. 1t is only question of short
time. Nothing can save it but copious
injections Of "root of all evil' and the
magnetic treatment of competent ed
itor.
AS to the ADvANCE-well, as often
remarked in past ages, newspaper ad-
ventnrers may come and go, but the
ADVANCE goes on forever" 1t is
just anxious enough to sell to he quiet
ly offered for sale to the right parties
and for the right price. 1t has been
ION sale" in this quiet way for several
years, as the present editor has long
desired to try his hand on some liter
ary schemes. Besides, ''Darlint, We
are CROWN ould."
Now is the time for friend and foe
alike to rally around the ADVANCE
and make it the paper of the whole
community in new hands. 1t is pay
ing handsomely now and can be made
splendid thing for some one.
Please call half an hour apart and
give us time to ''arrange the Details"
Many people think a baby is born
only to swallow nasty medicine for
months, until some thoughtful friend
tells them of DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup.
Use Laxador for the distress and dis
comfort resulting from indigestion A. ID
be at once relieved. This wonderful
remedy is sold by all druggists.
PATENT DUPLEX PERPETUAL NO.
TION FREEzER-OUT
Well, well, if Bro. Miller of Worth
ington isn't the worst fellow we ever
saw to freeze out competition. Since
we have known him his victims have
averaged nearly one a year. The
Globe is the last one to peter out,
chilled to death in the shadow of the
| Advance. At least its editors have
folded their tents and departed. The
Globe, he it remembered, is Tor wasp
printed on presses, type, etc, purchas-
ed with money secured nnder false rep.
RESERVATIONS from neighboring coun-
ties WatOnwan was gouged ont of
| up by \ few individuals and converted
tion of that abortion newspaper, the
less than q private advertising sheet
| occasionally, We hope the Advance
u
duplex perpetual motion freezer-out.-
st. James Journal.
We must Town up" to having fallen
into the trap also. We paid s. (under
the impression that it was to 60 to.
ward blooming the Blue Grass Re-
gion'') to help Messrs. Day & Thomp-
son buy a power press to start a rival
newspaper to the ADVANCE. Others
have been slapping and kicking them
selves for falling into the same trap,
for Mobiles raised about rs much as
Watonwan did to help buy this print
ing press to build up another newspa-
per in Worthington.
But the same luck seems to attend
them all.
! Next!
Victim No. 6, where are you?
| THE BOIL!
''Why: neig:'bof. what is the matteri
! You look used up.''
20, / have the worst boil 1 ever had
i" n.y.: ny ''fe ~, .,o,,, - e,, t,,,,. ,;.,,
that. Why it is worth five dollars to
you"
You can say as you please about
that. would rather have the five dol
lars and you may have the BOIL"
Many have felt the force of the last
remark. 1t is an evidence that the
system is not in 4 healthy condition.
While suppuration is but forcing a
vent for an accumulation of unhealthy
and rejected tissue material, it's dis
charge is no evidence that the system
will not make any more, but do that
which will render the whole system in
healthier condition. To know how
this can best be done, send for the Bro.
chnre, a book of 200 pages, published
by Drs: Starkry & Palen, 1929 Arch
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