Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-08-12
FUN.

A TRIM creature-the n;,r,.
a LEGAL attachment-mat,;n'
POLICEMEN belong to thu ~. .a''s
Is AN Indian ever troub1s, ''oss
aunts? ea BY
WHAT feat is most irwin,
der? Defeat. " to-
"THAT remains to Ia
the young lady remarked vha u Nv
something on the plate "for Ns gu. 'hsl
THERE are two titles in Til, sSas'
the Electoral Count and ' &C. s0aat
Several European monarch; aA
like to have the latter. '' VI
BREAK three eggs in that J..
water, Bridget. Gath a' 0Si
Oil not put me hands in thu au !,
wather; not Oh" And sbe a;s. 0'
AN Irishman wrote boms
friends over the briny that .
blessed land everybody is a. !,
reward has to be offered for tb; asls
"MADAM," said a geptlens' 's'
lady, pardon me, but yons 'l
coming down." "And yonrs !. as
piled the lady Indignantly, !, ' ~.
out" eVa
The London police are to \.
structed in short hand, so tbe'
take down q criminals ram,s,' Ivy
they are taking him up.-Tero.
ings.
WHEN people claim to be your ,r;.,,
They mean you must excuse ths thus
When fortunes smile in frovn;nn ~
And need its vacant hand extends WV
Or you attempt to use them
-Teras Sittinos.
"A SKELETON was found ns.,
Paul, Mimi, and near by il a h.,
tanning $4,000 in greenbacks and
1t was doubtless the skeleton Of .,
tor who had started to buy bis r
new bonnet.-C. 2. Walls. in Ne,
Independent.
II DON'T really understand i,
small boy can eatso much waterms
said Mrs. Dec to her husband.
they don't eat as much as Won
they do; about half of it runsi
their chins and on to the +,
grunted Mr.. Dee.
One of the hardest sort of peon,
asked to subscribe to some worth
ject. II can't" he replied; II mn
just before I am generous. "M
said the one who had made the rao
"let me know just before you ore
erous, and I'll try you again."
A DAKOTA young man put on
shoes and walked twenty miles ths |
a blizzard to keep an appointing
get married. A year after maria,
will tell his wife when he returns
q few hours after bedtime that lq
detained by o threatening rains
and he forgot his umbrella.-yd
to,u11 Herald.
OMAHA man Well, like all thd
OF us, you married an angel, of CO.
Young husband-She is not an on
one respect, but she is in and
Found that out, eh?" eyes;
don't wear $50 bonnets. She d
20, but she is an angel in one res
you think?" "Yes; angels can't
Neither can she. "-Omaha World
OVERLAND TROUT.
One day out ut the Bar L" ranch ps].
man arrived.
And said he'd like ter stay month an 80.
revived;
That though he lived in Bostin an bad
loads o. wealth,
Was ordered west to rough it and .ecN
his health!
We took the Teller in an we used him
slick,
But all the time he acted 'sif our manner:
him sick;
An he KEEP a-growin' orna'er On a.h.
bout tho Hub"
Till at last he akchully got up an kicked
the grub!
One day as he wore thinkin' what mex he
kick erbout,
1says to him, de Quincy, would ysliks
O. trout?"
Says he: "Jes' pass yer trout alony!' an
stopped his kick,
An cut slice O bacon off about two
thick!
There, says I, "is smallest piece and
you want some more -"
why that haint nothin' but pork" he
an started for the door;
"Of course" says I, "peerhaps back east
its reg lar name.
But bacon hero an overland trout are
much the same!"
Dakota Eell.
WHY THEY F.ASTEM
lab