The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-03-26
THE RAILao4., STOVE.
Nine Passengers submit strictly original
Plans for Heating Railway Cars.
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Nine Passengers Submit Strictly original
/ Plans for Heating Railway Cars.
After the train had fairly got started
| there was a sort of convention held in
our coach, and 1t was solemnly
Resotced, Thatthe Railroad companies must
| find some safer means of heating their cars.
The chairman of the convention called
| for an expression of opinions, and here
are some of the opinions:
1. think that they orter keep man
and pail of water for each stove, and
in case of accident he Is TO douse out
tho fire.
2. The bottoms of all car stoves should
be made to work on hinge. and this
hinge should be worked from the engine.
You have seen how the bucket of a
dredge worksp Well. that S the principle
exactly. I'd have 1t so that in case of
danger the engineer could drop the
bottom out of every stove on the train
and leave the fire on the track. / may
say that the idea is strictly original
with me, but of course don't want
any particular credit for it. Such brill
liant strokes come natural to me.
8. My plan is to heat with steam
from mills and factories along the
route. don't know just how the de-
tails could be carried out, but that's
none of my business. I've got three
saw-mills on this line, and I'd sell 'em
steam at cost.
4. This heating has got to be dono
with hot water, and the water has got
to be kept hot by the motion OF tho
cars. 1t must be so arranged that it
will all run out on the ground in case
of accident. If / had a few days to- my
self could think up some way to mako
it work, but my old woman is sick. half
my sheep need doctoring and Two got
two lawsuits on hand. Some OF you
fellers work it out.
5. by II woman. My way would
be to keep II big kettle of water on each
stove, and have it so fixed that in case
of accident the bottom of the kettle
would drop out and let the water sub
due the merciless flames.
6. Now, you look here. This whole
heating system is wrong-radically
wrong. The heating ought to be done
by electricity taken from the telegraph
wires and conveyed through Steam
pipes to different portions of a Car.
I'm selling groceries on the road at
seventy dollars per month, and !
haven't time to work out such a prob.
lem, but some of you folks ought to
take hold of it. There's cool million
dollars in the idea.
Z. [By another woman My husband
says they ought to store up enough heat
in the summer to last all winter. I
didn't ask him how they'd do it, but Pm
sure he's right. He can guess the
weather whole week ahead. and he's
figured out that the sun is only twenty
eight miles from the earth.
8. Vhell, l doan' like to be burned
oop nit hot shtove, und so I vhas busy
nit some plan aboudt it. How Who's it
if der railroadt company had nice
place eafery fife miles on der roadt, und
we all shtop in und get warm und haf
some beer and free lunch? Nopody gets
burned oop dot vhay, und all vhas peace
und shoy und happiness.
8. Mep don't care button! have
been in twenty-one railroad accidents
and never got hurt, and I'm willing to
take my chances. 1 always carry a
saw, hammer, coal-chisel, crow-bar and
jack-screw in my pockets. and in case
the car falls off bridge and I am
caught in the wreck I shall 60 to work
to get myself out. Nothing like depend.
ing on your own exertions. Detroit
Eroo prnsc