The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1887-01-05
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I'm Well hacked will silver, as tnc
looking glass s:Ii,i.
Can man intoxicated hy music be said
10 he air tight:
Shakespeare never billct! his plays. Yet
Ii" il!i,dcd bctrr than he knew, Bill did.
\ #c;1.nvl man should be a good Gu
cl,r,. player he always has lone ha'id
II no money was spent foolislly half the
world would he oui of work.
:. ii,::n who talks about himself is some
times u fool hui seldom Il Slandcier.
NAv is the average undertaken liberal:
Because when he gets 4 job he always sends
! for lie bier
..!">l a,lr young man would embrace re
Iiui3;.--if /; is contained in The heart ct Il
pretty g;:l
il is very unhealthy COZ ii growing boy 70
sao:ic loLacco--p particularly If his father
catches him al it,
4 Michigan woman kickcda bear to death
Il saw d.vS ago, and now her husband never
conti;,icls anything she says.
.Ancxchangc says kind words arc never
los. Bal "oir wife sometimes mls!ayS
;i!c,!, Until she wants another new bonnet.
i bic thing is so far from lcing sure
thing thai ii usually gctsl left. The big car
ria~c wheels are invariably the hind wheels.
i'cllin@ the truth about it itaftcrwart> docs
no; make It right to chop down cherry
tree.
As Ii" early hir,! catches the influenza,
81 iim lirs; person al 4 church festival gets
the bi@geS, dish of scalloped oysters.
he philosophical Picaynne Of New Or
leans remarks that the one who IS struck
sees things differently from The striker.
Men who look for fights are generally
accommodated where the peaceable could
20 through uIscatncd.
Hollow old are you. Hiss Emma?
Slc-I am Old enough to know better than
to answer that question.
The old fashioned dinner horn was made
Of ,ir. bat the modern dinner horn is made
OF whisky and bittcrs.
4 writer in contemporary thinks that
the activities OF life have fewer channels
AID time seems to grow scarcer us We 50
West.
i bypocrite may spin so fair 4 thread as
to deceive his own eye. lie may admire
| the cobwuh and not know himself 10 be
the spider.
You are always blowing. said wife
10 hcr husband: If would work harder
aud blow less YOU would find it easier to
| raise The wind
ne most thoughtful man living IS the
one who Immediately stopped dying when
reminded that his life insurance policy had
expired
Wien man obtains an increase 0f salary
he becomes more than ever convinced OF
the ruth of the aphoriSm: The laborer is
| worthy of lis higher.
Society is all agog over powdered heads
and lace collars. The ladies arc getting up
Il swell entertainment for next week II
which these articles win figure prominently.
Explanations from the youth who was
| forcibly elected from Columbia residence
the other evening are unnecessary. The
reason WAS APPARENT.
Russian punch is revived now in fash
onablc circles 1t is made of tea, port
wine. brandy. sugar, lemons and water. Y
second glass IS dangerous.
When you hear man say rats. in
comp.ny IF people ycu may easily infer
that his i..ther was 4 Chinaman. and that
he is calling for his favorite dish.
Il is an actual observer who says, in re-
! la::on to character. that sometimes the linen
is worth Soo5 deal more than the furni
| ,urc j: covers
YES. si:." said Mrs. Partin%;on, speak
-" OF enc wl,o ha, drank himself to death;
yes. sir dissolution has brought many 4
man TO the grave.
Bridal cakes arc sometimes kept for fifty
OF II hundred years, and Eowonder Il the
! bride makes it herself she does not want 10
throw i! away. and nobody will eat it.
Some one blamed Dr. Marsh for chang
| ing his mind We'll said he, that is
the difference between man and jackass:
the iacHa<s can't change his mind, ard 4
man ca,:-it's L human privilege.
An invention that will be best apprcci
aic(i by the tired man returning from the
lodge meeting is the magnetic keyholc,
which draws into its reccsses the key placed
near it.
>ou want to know, do you, young man.
III" difference between your hat and your
knowledge! Well, We reckon the one YOU
wear and the other you air. Isn't right:
| No. we know it isn't but You do it, all the
same.
Ii !, baby cries" says an exchange
warm its feet before you dose it. 1t is
nothing n,w. we understand, to warm a
baby when Il cries; but, unfortunately. pa
fcnis do not usually continc the operation
30 the little ones feet.
Mr.. Robert Browning's tive-thousand-
lire poem will be published, it is said, the
Is; day OF March -Er. \ very appropr
ar time. Ne dare Sly the March harcs
will be maddas ;han ever Il they attempt
20 read it,
\ pair of them: Why don't you write
what dictate: said merchant to his
clerk. ;cca;>e the sun is shining on the
| paper so that can see TO write. Then
| turn tic paper over and write on the other
side. YOU donkey.
Men are strange creatures. They vii!
waste IN hour hunting !, collar button in
stead of having IN extra supply and letting
| their wife iind the missing one. You never
Seca woman look :or The pin she drops.
| Her husband finds il When he walks around
in lis bare feet
Marked rric" Implied.
Whoever opens shop, or il any man
ner exposes his goods to public sale, viz