Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1887-07-15
PtTH AND POINT.


Clothing viii make the man If b,
only sells enough Of it at q good profit
albany Journal. I. 5..s ss
If you are good, you know it; if 70,
are bad. everybody knows it.-Momt
geometry Dispatch. .~=
The dried Goldfish is the only animal
that wears its shirt open in the back
Newman: Independent. -. Ill .a:.
The lay members of the poultry or
ganization are of more Importance
than tho roosters who do the Growing.
-Neao Orleans Pscayssne. -"
He was ''jewel'' when she married
him; six months later he was her
gem" When the matter came up in
the divorce trial, two years after, she
explained that z. e. m. stood for green.
eyed monster. - Washington Critic.
No one ever hears of Mrs. Bismarck.
Mr.. B. probably hears from her, how
ever, after he gets through with his
usual nine glasses at the reichstag.-
Memphis Avalanche.
With an earthquake shaking up his
garden aud the Indians clamoring for
his scalp at the front door, the average
Arizona settler has lively time.-1t
1anta Constitution.
The ladies will not have the priv
lege Of casting vote the coming cleo
ton, but the Hberality with which they
will distribute sweet cakes and ice
cream, accompanied with fascinating
please vote-for- the Commandment smile.
will decide more than one wavering
sovereign.--Austim Dispatch.
1t will not be many years before the
telegraph wires in cities will be put
under ground and the changing of
church bells will be prohibited by law.
The moss is getting heavy on both
ideas. -NashU,lle Union.
If there is anything bad in a man the
telephone seems to bring it out, and
great deal is brought out of many who
profess to be wholly good.-Andia'sap-
olas Journal,
There is no change in the style of
tishing-tackle this year, except that the
jug has more body and not quite so
much neck. Post-Eupress
1t is a suggestive and interesting fact
that If the Apaches who are now on
the warpath in the southwest should
hlre an able manager and go to Lon
don they could win social and financial
success. There is good deal of truth
in the remark that ''position is every
thing in this world. '-New York
World
A wedding sin the strictest English
style" was the feature of the marriage
on Tuesday OF one of Boston's swells
to q niece Of Gov. Oliver Ames-anoth-
CT symptom of the Anglomania which
is sweeping down on Boston like mea-
sizes on an orphan asylum. --NeU
Haven NeWs.
Chicago thinks because the shook
Makers are more numerous there
than at Boston she is entitled to the
palm as literary center. -Msanphis
-AUalaucAe.
There is a lawyer in Gladstone, this
territory, named Western Starr. He
wanted to stay back in the states, but
his name wouldn't let him.-Dakotu
Bell.
One of the Sharp lawyers is distin-
guished by an expression of great per-
SplcaciCY anu diamond collar button
whose sparkling can be heard when
ever the courtroom is still.-NeU York.
Reporter.
Matchmaking is said to be running
down in Switzerland. They ought to
wind it up, in that case, for profit is
the handspring of success. 49, Washing
ton Post.
Yankee fishermen are received with
more civility in Canadian ports this
year than last. ':All ask is servility,"
said the dignified mate of the Sairey
Ann, land that of the dog gorndest
kind. '-B0sto,a Herald