The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-12-03
PiTH AND POINT.


and yet Edison makes light of it. life
You can outlive SANDER in half tn,
time you can outargue it-Law Cir
cuiar.
There is one tie-up that everyone
can approve OF, and that is marriage. =
Boston Post.
You should never tease blackbirds
They are apt TO get raven mad.-iHts
burgh Chronicle.
How to be happy though married.
try and get on without the hired girl
Syracuse Herald.
We confess to the weakness of liking
to hear nice things said of us, -Rtch'
mond (Ky) Gilman.
The corncob palace to be erected al
Sioux City will be an amazing edilice
--PWtS6urgh Chronicle.
1t is not free speech but free explo'
sivcs to which the American people OBJ
ject. -New York World.
Many a man has got into peck o
trouble by hiding his light under
bushel boston Gazette.
The first steps of love are found ii
the admirng' stares of the yount
couple. -Boston Bulletin.
1t isn't called high mass on account
of steep pew rents; that is a mistaken
idea. Merchant Traveller.
The orderly of the day is very fire..
quent and disreputably the disordcrly
of the night Washington Critic.
If we are to have wings in the here
after we don't exactly see how we are
to get our clothes on. furnishing
Goods Review.
Chicago is the champion curiosity
town of the world. She has a coal
dealer that gives good weight Gin
cinnati Herald.
When the millennium comes along
Wallstreet brokers will be found work.
ing it for stock movement. BALI
more american.
Our best friends are those who keep
perfectly quiet when some one IL
enumerating our virtues. Shoe anC
Leather Reporter.
my futures at stake" remarked ,
Duluth board of trade man as he bet hi
December wheat on ball game. -Dn
iuth Pardgrdpher.
Church choirs in Wales are very con
sideratc. They go up 20 the tops o.
the highest mountains to practice. =
New York. Tribune.
Lower your muzzle," was the re
mark made by Nashville girl to {
young man who kissed her on the nose
Detroit Free Press
Ignatius Donnelly says the Atlantis
was submerged in the flood, but Moses
did not seem to Noah thing about it,
Duluth Photographer.
The editor of The Hebron RegiSte,
refers to the gifted editor Of con
temporary as an egotlstical wart. -
Nebraska State Journal.
The kindest wish we can express fol
the Chicago anarchists is that theil
death on the gallows will be speedy an'
certain. Boston Record.
The man who wanted to borrow Sl0(
on his cheek didn't think the matter
worthy of note, but the other fellow
did.-Dul,tth Photographer.
The boy whose mother whaled hin
with five-foot apple-tree sprout sai'
he had enough of Long Branch for thu
season. - Waterloo Observer.
The opposition of the churches t
horse-trotting shows is looked upon b.
most outsiders as merely race pre-
iudice. Duluth Photographer.
We hear great deal more abou
college graduates in journalism than w
do about journalism in college gradu
ates. Huntington Free Press
A Charlotte Harbor man has set
hen on alligator-eggs. That hen vii
think she has the jim-jams when tn
shell breaks. Orlando Reporter.
The Texas robber who made tn
stage-driver give up his Waterbur.
watch deserves to be compelled to keel
the thing wound up.-Boston Globe.
Mrs. Langtry imports her plays, he
clothes, and her servants from Eng
land; in fact, she imports about every
thing except her husband. -BoSto
Post.
Thrice blessed is he who wakes u
on Sunday morning and does not fin'
a step-ladder necessary when he want
TO scratch his head. Nebraska Stat