Western cyclone., 1887-10-21
PITH AND POINT.

DtfGGUTU.
The man who peddles his autobiogra-
phy takes his life in his own hands. -
Texas SJtings.
Strictly speaking, man can not dye
his mustache and remain honest. -Ne10
Orleans PicGywne.
The man who robs Peter to pay Paul
should at least remember what is Deu-
teronomy. -IeraS Sift51agS.
A fued is about the most Improbable
thing any community ever indulged in.
Jacksonville Times Un,0n
If masculine badness is to become
universal, the com (b)ing man won't
have any to comb. -IerGS SYttngS.
Failure isn't severe thing to a man
who hasn't been in the habit of putting
on too much style. Boston Courier.
While the lamp holds out to burn,
there is not much danger of the aver
age servant filling it.-HGTper'S BG.dr.
When a bank boodler skip to Cana
da now it is in order to ask: Was it the
lady or the tiger?- Philadelphia Times.
Some wOmen's memories are strong
est on the point of other wOmen'S old
clothes. Boston Journal Of Education.
1t is one thing to catch fish and an
other to lie about it. The two do not
90 well together. -Ne,0 Orleans Plea
yune.
1t is a suggestive coincidence that an
archsm and small-po both hang out
the red flag signal. Minneapolis Tri-
6u1le.
A lost symphony of Wagner'S has
been found. This country doesn't
seem to have any luck.-Detr0t Tree
Press.
Since Mackay's bank has lost Sc. O00,-
900 his wife will have to economize for
awhile on diamond necklaces ST. PamI
Globe.
II often cut my oldest acquan-
tance,' said the buzz-saw as it took off
a mill-hand's finger. - Charleston En-
terpriSe.
Somebody says the age of the
coal-dealer is the tonnage. Some folks
think it's the shortage. .-BOStOn COnl-
mercidl.
Science weeps over the bug that is
never hatched as the lover mourns
over the letter that never came. -NetO
Orleans Ricayune.
1t rained in London last Monday,
and the dudes Of Chicago walked
around with their trousers turned up
PhttGdetghtd call.
If New England high school girls do
not marry what becomes of NapOleOn's
tine theories rs TO educated mOtherS?-
louisville C0urier-JOur9lGi.
While the lamps of city belong to
company, it seems that many city
officials have a lean on the posts of the
lamps. s.-NeW orleans Picdyu1ae.
1t may be that Count Mitkcwiez has
finally concluded to be honest. having
peradventure lost the ability to stack
the cards. -NeV IOrk Graphic.
Even John Browns fort at Harper's
Ferry has become den of thieves.
How exceedingly are our historic places
defiled. -PttSdurgh commercial.
A whole carload Of Green Tree beer
arrived Thursday night. 1t will sell
for % cents bOttle-when the grand
jury adjourns. - Wichita Democrat
'The nationality of a man, the tenn
per of a woman, and The condition of
an invalid are all jndged by the
DtItJfttCHt1OfC
II Shakespeare was in the habit of
getting drunk it is singular that he
didn't give it away some time that
Bacon wrote the plays. Teas Sy1ingS.
During Talmagc's absence the great
tabernacle has been further enlarged
probably to give treer scope for the
great preacher gestures. ALBANY
ArguS.
A little girl who wanted to describe
the absentmindedneSS of her uncle said:
His remember is so tired that he has
to use his forget all the time. - boston
Journal.
A man may be honest and vet
so slow that he will never pay debt.
When a young man has stealing to do
he is always prOmpt.-NeO orleans
Picayune.
Police justice in Kansas City gets
there with two feet and crutch In
the case of the cable gripman it seems
to have taken two cruicheS. -KdnSdS
city Times.
1t is the duty Of the London police to
pick up orange peel off the sidewalk,
and the opinion prevails that tbs is
why they are called 'peelerS. "-SGn
Francisco alta.
Omaha has a man who breaks stones
with his fists. Wonder if he could he
induced to come down here and hit
our sanitary board about once around.
st Joseph Gazette.
If young man has recovered from
some terrible disease he can have his
picture in western paper every day
for month, at the doctors expense
NeW Orleans PicayHHc.
If you know anything or nothing
about how newspaper should be con
Quoted send it in We want to get the
public's idea on the subject Speak
right out. Minneapolis Iribme.
An exchange advances several rea-
sons ''why we will have an early fall"