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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
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VITIATED BLOOD,
Scrofulous, Inherited and
Contagious Humors, Cur
ed by Cuticura.

VHRGUGH the medium of one of your books re.
l. ceived through Mr.. Frank 7. Wrav, druggist
Apollo Pa, became acquainted with your CBtj
eHrd Remedies, and take this opportunity to testify
to you that their use has permanently cured me
of one of the worst cases of blood poisoning II
connection with erysipelas. that have ever seen
and this after having been pronounced incurab'C
by some Of the best physicians in this county.
take great pleasure in forwarding TO you this tes-
rmonial. unsolicited as it = by you. in order thai
others suffering from similar maladies may he en-
couraged to give your CuiCUfd Remedies trial.
IS. WHITLINGER, LeechburE l'a.
Reference: Frank T. Wray, druggist, Apollo. Pa
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
A TONGUE IN KNOTS.

contracted malaria in the swamps of
Louisiana while working for the telegraph
company, and used every kind of med
icine | could heer of without relief. ! at
last succeeded in breaking the fever, but
it cost me over $4,000, and then my
system was prostrated and saturated
with malarial poison and | became Ell.
most helpless. l finally came here, my
mouth SO filled with sores that / could
scarcely eat, and my tongue raw and
filed with little knots. Various remedies
were resorted to without effect ]
bought two bottles of B. B. B. and it has
cured and strengthened me. all sores
of my mouth are healed add my tongue
entirely clear of knots and soreness, and
feel like new man.
Jackson, Tenn, April 90, 1886
/, A. +. BTITTON
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

The average length OF life is on the in :
crease. The science of medicine has made
great progress; many diseases are now
controlled that were formerly thought in
durable The greatest discovery is DR..
Bigelow's Cure, which cures consump'
ton in stages that other remedies are OF
no benefit. Coughs, colds, Group, whoop
ing cough, bronchitis, and all throat and
lung diseases speedily and safely. Price
30 cents and 81. of druggists.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

and contagious humors, with loss of haIr ant
eruptions of the skin, are positively cured by Cii
ticard and Caticurd Soap externally,a and CHicur,
Res0tpent internally. when all other medicine
fail. Send for pamphlet.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
Hard Cuai Market
AN END TO BONE sCR,p,,c

Edward Shepherd. of Harrisburg, III,
says; Having received so much benefit
from Electric Bitters. feel it nv duty &c
let suffering humanity know il. Have had
running sore on my leg for eight years
my doctors told me / would have to have
the bone scraped or leg amputated.
used, instead. three bottles of Electric
Bitters and seven boxes Bucklen's Armies
Salve. and my leg is now sound and well.
Electric Bitters are sold at fifty cents &
bottle, and Bucklen's Arnics Salve at 25c
per box by Hartz & Bshnsen.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

Procedure amendment.-"To insert
"A member rising in his place may
move How cau he rise without mov>
ing? OF course be can move without
rising. But they'll never ges on al this
pace Punch
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

consumption. aud wasting in children.
SCOTS Emulsion of pure cod liver oil
with Hypophosrhites, is most valuable
food and medicine 1t creates an appes
tite for food, strengthens the nervous
system. and builds M the body. Please
read: Il trird Sc0its Emulsion on a
young man whom physicians al times
gave M hope Since be hegan using the
Emulsion his cough has ceased. gained
flesh and strength. and from all appear
a3ces his life will he prolonged many
years. .'-JonE SULLIVAN, Hospital Stew.
ard. MorganZa, Pa.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
HUGKLEN's AREICA sALVa

The greatest medical wonder of the world
Warranted TO speedily cure burns, bruises,
cuts, ulcers. salt rheum, fever sores, can
GERS, piles, chilblsins, corns, tetier, chap
ped hands, and all skin eruptions, LuarRu-
teed to cure in every instancr. or moaay
refunded % ce,lis p.,r hns Fog ~" "
Hartz y Rahnseu
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
County Building.
TRANsEERS


March 3t-Iames Walker to John 5.
Canaan, swl sci, 4. 16. 4w, $500.
Jesse Maxwell to Samuel Bruner. pt W!
outlot 22, 25, 10, 1c, $40 so.
Emily n. McCabe to E. G. Crosthwaite
pit lot 2, block SO, Lower addition. Roci
Island. 5000.
B. H. Redecker to John W. Graham
pit =, II, 2w, 5000.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

James L, Richardson, Custom House, New Or
leans. on oath saws: In 1870 scroi ulous ulcer,
broke out on my body until wa Il mas of cor
ruption. Everything known 10 the medical faculi,
was tried in vain. | became mere wreck A
times could not lift my hands TO nv head coulC
not turn in bed; was in constant pain and looked
npon life as curse. No relief or cure in tel
years In 1880 heard of the Cuticurd RtmedieS
used them and was perfectly cured"
Sworn TO before L. S. Com J. D. Crawford
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

We have obtained sa isfactory results from the
use of Cuticura Remedies in own family, and
recommend them beyond any other remedies rol
diseases Of the skin and blood. The demand fui
them grows as their merits become known
MACMILLAN Il Co.. druggists, l.atrobe, Pa
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

The best on earth can truly be said o.
Griggs Glycerine Sslve, which is sure
safe and speedy cure for cuts, bruises
scalds, burns wounds and all other sores
viii positively cure piles, letter and al
skin eruption. Try this wonder healer
Satisfaction guaranteed or money refund
Oh. Only 25 cents Sold bv druggists.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

"a big gun in England costs s 600 to
fire" America can beat that Some
years ago Andy johnson was big gun
in this country, and it cost congress
much more than $1,000 merely to ats
tempt to fire" him -Norristown Her
aid
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

Western Society Phases Boston
Mother-"Oh, yes all my daughters are
in society now. My youngest came out
last week" Chicago Woman-"We say
made her debut OFT west. Oh. by the
way, has she made mash yet?'-Tid-
Riis
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
H0sF0RD's ACID PHOSPHATE

IN GENERAL NERVOUS PRo>TRATIoN.
DIR. A. G. Bissell, Detroit, Mich. saws:
Il have used it in severe case of gem
eral nervous prostration, and am very
much pleased with the result. I shall
prescribe it hereafter iu similar cases with
great deal of confidence"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

A gang OF burglars broke into nineteen
stores recently at Portsmouth,, n Ii and
secured $50 in money and 500 worth oi
goods hereafter they will either stay
away from Portsmouth or break into
more stuies s-fuck
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

We hsve been selling Your CHticard Remedies
for years, and have the first compla Mt yet to re-
ceve from purchaser One of the worst cases OF
scrofula ] ever saw cured by the use of five
bottles of ChticuFd Res0ireHf CaticHra and C5Iti-
cUrd Soap. The soap takes the cake here as
medicinal soap. TAYLOR & TAYLOR.
Druggists Frankfort Kan
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

At Lenten service. Miss Molly
Come In our pew, Kate" Miss Kate
"Oh no, come in ours. We've got such
nice comfortable high kneeling cushions.
They don't strain your polonaise bit.
It'd Bits,
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
LOCAL NOTICES.

Insure in the Boylston Insurance Co of
Boston, Mass. organized 1872. Assets
nearly S1.000,000. E. ". Hurst, agent,
Office over Rock Island National Bank.
E. E. Parmenter, attorney at law.
Makes collections. loans money and will
attend to any legal business intrusled to
him. Office, postotfice block, Rock Isl
and, Ills ds&w1y
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

What is the church for2' asks a
Christian weekly. One thing that it
ought to be for is to teach Christian
weeklies not to steal funny matter from
their wicked brothers Life,
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

are sold everywhere. Price: Cutcura the great
skin cure, SO cents; Cuticura Soap. an exquisite
beautifer, p cents; Cuticurt Resolvent, the new
blood purifier. 81. Potter Drug df Chemical Co.
Boston
DIM Piles, Blackheads, Skin Blemishcs AM
] In BABY Hum 5rs. use CuTICURA SOAR.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
Mrs. EMMA GRIFFITHs.
Unitia, Tenn. March ., 1886.
Webb CITY, Ark, Bleed
W VI 4'kNOah 2 tf1s
Webb City, Ark, May 8, 1886.

All who desire full information about
the cause and cure of Blood Poisons
Scrofula an Scrofulous Swellings, Ulcers,
Sores, rheumatism. Kidney Complaint,
Catarrh. etc. csn secure by mail, free, a
| copy of our 80 page Illustrated Book of
Wonders. filled with the most wonderful
and startling proof ever before known
Address, Blood Balm Co.
Atlanta, Ga.
For Saia hy r IT rTbomaa
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

Come gentle spring. ethereal mildness, come.
mean the Rice Col Spring, with which you hun
Over the toughest roads, and laugh to see
How small thing can give you go much glee.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

Geronimo is employed in making gar
dens al Fort Pickens. He expects to raise
cabbage this year.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
Coal, Potatoes, Etc.

For coal. leave orders at Nhcclan Bros
grocery. or at 1903 Second avenue. For
onions and potatoes. apply under May
Bros old stand, Second avenue
JOHN WARNER
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

Sarah Bernhardt's lates' pet is tigel
cat, and the tiger cat is now a fashion
able beast.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
Is Life
Worth Living?

That depends upon the
Liver, for if the Liver is
inactive the whole sys-
tenn is out of order-the
breath is bad, digestion
poor, head dull or aching,
energy and hopefnlness
gone, the spirits are de-
pressed, a heavy weight
exists after eating, with
general despondency and
the blues. The Liver is
the housekeeper of the
health; and a harmless,
simple remedy that acts
like Nature, does not
constipate afterwards or
require constant taking,
does not interfere with
business or pleasure dur
ing its use. makes Sim
mons Liver Regulator a
medical perfection.
have tested its virtues personally, aud know
that for Dyspepsia. BiliOusness and ThrobbinG
Headache, il is the best medicine the world ever
saw. Have tried forty other remedies before
Simmons Liver Regulator, and none of them gave
more than temporary relief. but the Regulator
not only relieved but cnred.
II II. JoNFs, Macor, Ga
ONLY GENUINE
has oar letter stamp In red on front of wrapper.
J. II. zEILIE & CO.,
Sole Proprietors. PHILADELPHIA, PA.
PRICE 81. CO.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

/ AIDES wanted to get up Tea Clubs for our
IPure Teas and Cofees A host Of usefnl srti-
cies TO select from as premiums. Send for Illus
trated Pr ice and Premium LIST SPECIAL OFFER
to every TENTH person that answers this adver'
tisement. we will send FREE one pound Of choice
Tea. Address
NATL TEA AND COFFEE co.
jan I0-dW2m Boston, Mass.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

VIM EeEHlry,
Attorney nj law, loans money on good
security. makes collections reference,
Mitchell Il Lyndr, bankers, Office in
r",ei ul',re ,'l'a's
Earth Sahceck, UeBtists.
No 1924 Second avenue Spccial Atten
ton paid to saving the r'iur, teeth and
Inserting h-,ih wlthrI' pint.s
Hard Cuai Market.
Crate ard egg, IS Is: range Ne ant
nut, 50 per ton, screened AMI deliv
cred. for h' 81 quality "f anthracite coal
E q. FRAZER
iaXes.
The taxes for 1856 are now due. Dtire
III the court house.
GEO E. LAMBERT, Collector
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
New Advertisements.
TO ADVERTISERS.

For check for SO we will print ten line ad-
vertisement in une Million issues Of leading
American newspapers. This is at the rate Of onl
nne-ffth of cent line. for 1000 circulation
The Advertisement will be placed before One
Million Gi fsreEt newspaper purchasers or FIVE
MILLION READERS Ten lines will accommodate
about 70 words. Address with copy Of ADV. and
check or send 30 cent for book Of lie pages
GEO. p HOWELL It Co, 10 Spruce St, New York.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
COMPETITION DEFIED.
PRICES WARRANTED
TO be 20 to 80 per cent cheaper at the
HARPER HOUSE DRUG STORE

a Illinois. Patent
Medicines but all Standard Drugs Fancy Goods and Mis-
Readth he cut rates
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02
STIFF JOINTS.
A MOST REMARKABLE CASE OF sCRoFUL


MOST REMARKABLE CASE OF SCROFULA
AND RHEUMATISM.
| have little boy twelve years old
whose knees have been drawn almost
double and his joints are perfectly stiff,
and has been in this condition for three
years, unable to walk. During that time
the medical board of Loudon county ex
amined him and pronounced the disease
scrofula and prescribed. but no benefit
ever derived. then used a much adver,
tised preparation without benefit. Three
weeks ago he became perfectly helpless
and suffered dreadfully.
A friend who had used B. 3. B. sd,
vised its use. He has used one bottle
and all pain has ceased and he can now
walk. This has been pronounced most
wonderful action, as bis complaint had
baffied everything. shall continue to
use it on him.
Mrs, EMMA GRIFFITHs.
Unitia, Tenn. March ., 1886.
Webb City, Ark, Bleed.
Having tested B. B. B. and found it to
be all that is claimed for it, | commend i,
to any and every one suffering from blood
poison. 1t has done me more good for
less money and in a shorter space OF
time than any blood purifier ever used.
owe the comfort of my life to its use,
for have been troubled with a severe
form of blood poison for five or six years
and found no relief equal to that given
by the use of B. B. B.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-04-02

PRESCRIPrfONS-ou Our Prescription departnen.
market and all prescriptions are conppund-d byexD
guaranteed to be lower by 50 per cent than elsewhere
Se
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-15


1t is going somewhat outside of exclusive
society to get to Mrs. Langtry, and even
Freddy Gebhardt though connected by faml-
ly with the inner circles, is rather under
Taboo by reason of his social gymnastics.
and yet in announcing, as do on uudOubted
authority, the forthcoming wedlock of the
two persons so long coupled in public adven-
ture, am writing of marriage that will be
a discussed subject among the hobs. Strange
ly enough, as my readers may think, Mrs.
Lanetry IL the one who hesitates to go to the
altar. She can be rid by divorce of her
present husband in any week that she
desires, for he has abandoned her, and her
lawyers are almost through with the neces-
sary proceedings. But she is most con-
servative sort of woman. despite what may
generally be thought of her. She lie not In the
least q sensatIonaist, beyond turning her
fame as a court beauty to advertising account
as an actress, and now she is so rich. so well
along on the stage, and so DESTROYS of leading
q decorous life, that she has no mind to mate
with a rattle Drained fellow. But she loves
Fred he loves her. they have marked out a
life Of marital happiness. and the wedding
will occur within three months. They will
have money in plenty between them, and
they will expect to go into society. How
about that2
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-15
From The Netn Y1rk Sun.

rum b"e NcO AVN DUH.
Seven of the untutored savages of the WILD
West show wandered down Broadway yes
terday In the rain. All the shopkeeper,
along the route seemed pleased to show the
savages everything in stock. from frencl
bonnets to silk stockings. A length the gayly
clad abOriglucs reached Fourteenth street
On the corner stood John A. Mackay, the
comedian, with Two friends.
Poor things" said Mr.. Mackay. "they look
80 cold l suppose but for the yellow pants
red bIanksr-~ssa the ochre on their face:
they'd y,Gu come ne pF1rseaT freezing to death
you might lake them in the Morton House
and ball them on" sad the young man ad-
dres sci as Al"
al think Will" said Mr.. Mackay. stepping
up to one of the chiefs and tapping him gin
gerly on the shou der.
''woughw said the red man.
"My friend" began MIR. Mackay, 'sthe air
Is npping. Will you come and nip with
meP'
Mr.. Mackay pointed to the cafe.
"Woughw said the seven red men in
chorus, and they all followed MIR. Macksy and
his friends inside.
at would be funny" said MIR. Mackay, "Ii
we could get 'em all full, put 'em in a hearse
and start Fem up Broadway"
"Wharn u be?" said Mr.. Mackay when
they reached the bar.
"Polliba ris," SAID Red Wolf.
Same with lemon" said the Young man
on horse back.
Little settler" grunted Coyote with-spot-
ted-iAil. rubbing The ochre of hts nose.
Ginger ale, murmured B!ack-Buffalo.
"Plain soda" SAID Blue Heron.
'sarsaparilla,n whispered Young man.
afraid -of- his-feet, lingering his tomahawk.
"Vichy," murmured Blue-Lloud.
Mr.. Mackay said nothing, but diving down
deep into his pocket pulled out n package OF
Turkish bath tickets and graVely presented
one 10 each Of the seven red men.
"When you get home" he said, cite wei
towels around your heads; IL will make you
feel better"
''WOugh," said the seven red men in choru:
81 they died slowly out.
"lts no GO" said Mr.. Maekay, slowly
wiping tear from his eye,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-15
BRIGHT BITS.

A WOMAN will call her new bonnet duck,
but never thinks il can bear the least wetting.
-LOaoeU Citizen.
LADY at theatre twho has left her hat out
side)-Where are you going, my dear?
Husband lat end OF first actj-I am going
out to see II your hat1s all right-Nel0 York
Sun.
IBID you have all your lessons at school to-
day. little bOy?"
Yes, sir: an more too"
More than all your lessons?'
Eyes. slr-a lickin' !"-Hdrpe IS Bdsdr.
"DoN'T be fool" she said with snap to
her husband.
"Why ddn't you tell me that when l asked
you to marry me?" he replied and silence
fell upon that house. Washin0tOn Critic.
A DUNDEE MICH boy made money rapidly
last week by stealing eggs from one grocer
ana selling them to another. then stealing
them SECOND time and selling them to their
rightful owner. He should become an alder
man without delay. -Nea0 HdSen Nee0s.
MRS. GRUDGE-what do you suppose DOS
sessed Mrs. Brown to tell me your mother
kept boarding house, Mrs. Parvenue?
Sally Parvenue who is precociOusj-Per-
haps iG was the same reason that made her
tell mamma that your father drove a hack -
Lite.
LEADER of Orchestra-All ready. All,
what is the matter, Herr Sch weinfurLh?
Herr SChwelnfurth-Dot overture will have
to wait. Oht dot Teller vot plays de trum
can't geeO from chewin' unit den usin' mine
horn for Won spiddoOn, will resign myselluf
from dis pand.-Pucb.
"HALF FARE for that big boyI exclaimed
the conductor. "DId the ticket agent see him
when he sold you the ticket for him?"
"Of course he did!' snapped the woman
But you must remember it's some time since
we started. You didn't expect the child t.
stop growing, did youY'-P tttsbuyg Dispatch.
FIRST DUDE-Aw! Cholly, what's the mat
tab?
Second Dude-Got a bad cold M deah fell
la. bad cold.
TOO bad, too bad, M boy. How did you
take such a gah thing as that?"
Last night drempt was tobogganlng."-
Omaha World.
DESPITE the imaginative nature of the
child it has decided tendency to see things
IN a literal sense. This is noticeable in the
acquiring OF language. For instance. little
Herbert was pleading to go out of doors to
play. when 1 see fit you shall 60" said his
mother, decidedly. This settling the m after,
the little fellow went of to his blocks. In
about half an hour he re. urned and said:
Mamma, have you seen him?"
''seen whom?" replied the lady. utterly in
the dark as to his meaning.
why, seen Fit."-AOsorg's Common School
EdUcdtiJn.
LOVES TWITTERINGS.-
miranda Jane do declare"
The ardent lover cries,
''Mv heart-my soul belongs to you"
And looking in his eyes
The maiden coy SO shyly says:
"Why, John, what can 4 dor
You wouldn't have me take heart
And soules fellow. too?"
'Sald the same" quo:h Master John,
"Where ever would you be?
For haven't you intrusted both
Your heart and soul to me?''
~ think that I"--the maiden blushed-
This riddle can make plain,
While you will be my dearest John,
I'll be your Miranda Jane"
N. KAY.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-15
PATHS Conquest of Mexico,
from the Boston Herald

NFOm rue DOotph HcFutQs
I had letter from the City of Mexico the
other day containing some interesting gossip
about Nine. Patti, or Nine. Patti-NicolIni, as
she prefers to be called. Her appearances
there. il seems, were attended with an eclat
that could hardly be surpassed were the OBJ
ject of similar attentions highest royalty
itself She was feted, and dlned. and ban
quoted like princess. Among her audiences
were rich hacienda owners. who came enor-
nous distances to hear the little diva. Mrs.
President DiaZ showered attentions of the
most pronounced type upon Nine. Patti and
presented her with superb fan. ornamen ed
IN the centre with a Mexican Eagle in dia-
monds. President DiGz also gave her a mum =
Der of handsome gifts. one of them being an
elegant box covered with velvet, in which
was a palette with q beautiful oil painting on
it of a view of the valley OF Mexico, which.
when Patti first beheld it in all its splendid
beauty from the terrace of Chapultepec,
called forth the exclamation: 81 never in
my life have seen such picture!" President
Diaz had the casket inscribed: "Reccurde de
Chapultepec AdelIna Pattl-Mexico, Enero,
Ii. de 1882
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-15
index TONEV ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETrNGs-The Chatham Mutual Loan AS
vocation: Ogethorpe Longe No. !, o. o. r.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-An Old Established BUSH
mess for Sale: Woman's Christian Temper
fance Union To- night at Wesley Monumental
Church.
ACKNOWLEDGING OF the Savannah
turn verein Gymnasium To-day; Louis
james In virginius at the Theatre.
CnSTESSOLUMN ADvERTIsEMENTs-Help
w anted; ~ ployment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Miscellaneous.
j PRoPosALs-Notice to Tailors.
AUCTION SALEs-Furniture and Groceries,
by D. r. Kennedy; silverware, ETC., by c,
III. Dorsett.
i GENEwsL HARDwARE-Edward Lowell &
Won.
STEAMSHIP scHEDULE-Ocean Steamship
Company.
FlNASCIAL-Laurie & Co., New York.
DRESSED TURXEYs-John Lyons Co.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-15
From the Chiclo5 Herald,

From tho Ch1cI07 Herdtd.
A young man wearing a tall black hat
walked into a Clark street sample room yes
terday afternoon and called for come liquor.
When he had emptied his glass he drew a
handkerchief from his overcoat pocket and
wiped his mouth with flourish AS he did
so, however. hundreds Of kernels of rice fell
upon the floor.
Been getting married." said the man back
of the bar
How did you know" inquired the man
with the plug hat
''Saw the rice fly out of the handkerchief"
"Yes; you see, when l left home the old
folks sort of dumped the pantry upon nae, and
of course some or the rice leaped into this
pocket But, say-I don't look like bride-
groom. do n"
Wouldn't haveIknownithfI hadn't seen the
rice,' said the bartender.
sob, am so glad. OF course a bridegroom
is all right IN his way, but you know how 1t is
A fellow doesn't want to look too much like
one when he's away from home. Look like
an old timer, don'tI? Thanks. Let's all have
q good drink"