The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-06
PlTH AND POINT.

seems to like Is Abraham. Ierds
Colonel.
Now is the time when managers OF
fairs fall foul of each other. -Fhitadet-
phia NewS.
A good name for the ultra vulgar
native of Chicago would be a Chicago
rilla. Puck
You've got the drop on me" as the
paper said to the ink-blot. - Charles
ton Enterprise.
The summer hotel-keeper's wife
should have bonny face. --New Or
leans Picayuae.
The republic of honest brains is
poorer for the loss of Ruskin's wits
Hiiadetphia Times.
We still contend that Minneapolis is
pretty good town for her signs. -
Duluth Photographer.
The willy autumnal politician, like
the street Arab, stumps it for suckers.
Duluth Photographer
The favorite hymn of the dying
electrician; I'm going home to dyna-
mol BOSTON Transcript.
When you come to think of it, young
man, isn't the marriage ceremony miss
leading. - fonhers Statesman.
Some OF the railroad companies de.
serve drubbing with their own
switches. -Rhi'adcLphia Record.
There is just one week more in which
to work off trade dollars on conliding
ment.-Phiiadeiphia Record
The Utes are divided into two classes.
the good Utes and the bad Utes. The
good Utes are all dead. - Boston Globe.
The old-fashioned doughnut had to
leave when the new fashioned artificial
lard came in. -NeW orleans Picdyu ie.
In view of the recent exhibitions o
bad-temper by JEFF Davis. why not call
him the Southern Crossp-ALta Cdlitor-
MIA.
The Indian summer seems to be oil
its reservation. with slim prospect of
its ever coming back again. st Paal
Globe.
Many men are poor simply because
they deposit their loose change in the
saloon instead of the savings bank. -
Eigm NewS.
They say that there are so many
heresses ut Saratoga this summer that
n modest six-fgures hardly counts. -
Butato fourier.
Nearly all of the farmers in Omaha ge
bitten on the calves, but they usual,
have the old Kentucky remedy at hand.
81. Joseph GaSette.
The czar is just as angry as czal
can be. He could swallow Turkey will
good appetite and wash it down witt
Porte. - Boston Globe.
The game laws are very rigidly en-
forced at the west If Il man is caught
cheating at poker he is shot across the
table. boston Bulletin.
An exchange says it is about time to
call spade spade, and we are pleased
to tell its editor he's an ace if he don t.
Duluth Photographer.
As things are going now, il looks as
if THE next emigration from Castle
Garden will be that of tile commission
ers. -Riiadetphia Inquirer.
A prohibitionist is man continually
on the war-path, and always without
the inspiration necessary to whip the
enemy. --New York Graphic.
The average Texan chews his weight
in tobacco every four years, and it is
needless to add that the most of it is
borrowed. Detroit Free Press.
One might feel more sympathy for
Manitoba save for the fact that the
below zero waves all come from that
locality. = Cincinnati Enquirer.
1t is said one reason for the depres
sion in stocks is that Jay Gould's
grandson was a little bare when he
came, into the world. - Boston Com
nlercidl
There is a prevalent impression Out
west that old Colorow must go; and
he should 90 so far that he will not re-
turn except at the resurrection. --New
York Graphic.
Henry S. Ives was not generally
credited with being popular author,
but it is understood that his books have
been much sought after in New York.
Boston Butiet,n:
The number of photographers in the
United States has increased to eleven
thousand, but you can try them all and
not get a picture to do you full justice.