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Telegram-herald., 1887-05-09

". n. Hoyt & Co, Wholesale ard Retail
Druggists. IL R0ne Ca say We have
been selling Or Kings New Discovery.
Electnc BiitsFs and Buck .su's Aruiea salTe
for two years. Have never handled rene
dies that Sell IS well or give such universal
satisfaction. There have been some won
derlal cures effected by these medicines in
,his city Several cases OF pronounced
Consumption have been entirely cured by
Use o. q few bottles OF DR.. Kings New Dis
coYrry, tsken Ia connection with Electric
ists-4 We guarantees them always
old oy VIM 4. Tl0os.
Telegram-herald., 1887-05-09

That is gold which is worth gold. Health
is worth more than gold Don't neglect q
cough or cold and let Il remain 10 irritate
the lungs when q 80 cent bottle of DR.. Bige-
lows Positive Cure viii promptly and safely
cure any recent cough, cold or throat or lung
trouble. Buy the dollar bottle Of +. r.
Wilson for chronic cases or family use. En-
dorsed by physicians and druggists. Pleas
ant 10 take.
Telegram-herald., 1887-05-09

Ton car order HesdHeht s1d Little
Daisy Soaps from TIE Grsns' Rapids s8a9
Company By telephone Sc. SO
Telegram-herald., 1887-05-09

Dr. Jonss Red Clover Toaic : not . ssm-
glAnI 6al e berse t0ed. restoring nerve
l9Fce loss DY s.csDess or excessive mental
work 20 t1e es- of teaor opluu. ulofp1ine
or tobacco Il slppiss f9o1 for nerve Us
saes aul 5y Us gentle operative action re-
moves al restraint fram tie seefvtise or
zan. haace. caring al diseases " stanls b
eu1 liver r ~ Wilson vii sDpFly tie
genuine Red Cl04er Ioalc al ~ cents a
bottle.
Telegram-herald., 1887-05-09

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3 IN.ns 81 IA tlnhs
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aackIsr,a Arnies sslys.

TEE BEsT SALvz IN the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter. Chspped HANDS, Chilblsins,
COrns and ali Skin EruptiOns and positive
ly cures piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed 70 give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded Price IS cents per box.
For sale - VIM. ii. .1ibbs drug stores.
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aent pisces In Central Michigan.
and thai u is 20 be the a0ia ille, anu not
"oranch. is wOgid lsraaps prevent them
from exposing their iDguorsnce Of what 5
being done u the STATE. Why not call II
the Howe.l & Grand Rapids branch.
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Telegram-herald., 1887-05-09

Iae best on szrth can truly Be said OF
Cr.Es' Glgcerlne Salge. which = a sure.
safe aud speedy clie Tor cuts. bruises, scSlds,
barns, wounds ani al other sores. WIZ
positively cure piles. Getter and al san
rrurli0us Try this Sonder healer salts
fseEou guaranteed o. money refunded.
Only - cents Sold by +. K. Wilson.
Telegram-herald., 1887-05-09

Get your Carpets cleaned
and Relald by the Grand Rap
Ids Steam Carpet Cleaning
Works at 43 and 45 Kent-st.
Carpets cleaned as good as new
without the least injury. Best
of references. The only car
Pet cleaning machine In the
city. Telephone No. 2s6.
s. n. ALLEN, Manager.
II. B.-Mr. NJ. V. CIenment IS
TO longer connected WITH this
eoncErn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

'':See here, has the Interstate Com
merce Commission any Jurisdiction
over the dOughhuts sold at restaurant
counters at railway stations -
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27
The Future of Our BOYS.

Mr.. Noah Brooks, whom all boys
will recognize as one of his best friends
and rs one of the most interesting wri-
ters for the young people of this coun-
try, comments in Il forcible way on 4
question of ever pressing importance in
the current issue of the Epoch. 1t is,
''What shall be done with our boys -
He finds the learned professions full.
and many avenues of work either
crowded or closed. The sea, which for
merly gave occupation to thousands OF
brave American boys, is now sailed by
vessels manned by foreigners. The en-
ployments once wholly filled by male
youth are now largely occupied DO wo-
men. These include clerical positions.
private secretaryships, and the like
1t is true that the new order of things
makes competition sharper, and gives
boys fewer chances; but this country
is so large, and its interests and de-
mands so multifarous, that there is al
ways something for every one to do
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27
New Remedy for the Sleepless,

Now, what is it that disturbs
sleep? Noise ? Not altogether,
for the inhabitants of besieged
towns have been known to sleep
through the roar of bombardment, and
to waken suddenly when the firing
ceased. Millers will sometimes start
up from sleep, awakened by the mere
stopping of the mill wheel. The rat
tie of train in motion will induce
sleep, as all travellers know. And last,
not least, the sleep of infants, the
sweetest and soundest sleep of all, is
promoted by sound, The popular view,
then, that noise disturbs sleep, like
most popular views, only touches the
truth, but does not grasp it. The true
cause of disturbance is interruption
Any sudden cessation of the continuity
of silence or of sound awakens the
sleeper ; for sound, provided it be mo-
notonous, has precisely the same OBJECT
on the brain rs silence. That simple
piece of mechanism, the alarm clock, is
based on the theory of interruption-it
interrupts silence.
Now, might not, suggests the Eng
Hsh Medical Journal, an eqnally simple
contriyance be made on the same me
chanical principles, but with the re-
verse object, viz, that of insuring sleep
by sound? It's utility, to delicate per-
sons especially, would be undoubted.-
Call it the morphiometer, the somni-
ferant, or give it French title, and
christen it in the garde-somme, or
sleep-preserver--a name, by the way,
that would truly designate It's object,
for its real object would not be SO
much to promote sleep as to insure the
sleeper against disturbance (and vul-
nerable side of light sleepers) by plae-
ing bulwark of sound between him
and the sudden shocks of extraneous
noise. Let your sleep-preseryer pro-
duce the drowsy, monotonous buzz of
the humming top, not so loud as to be
heard in an adjoining room, but loud
enough to drown distinct noises when
placed close to the bedside or hung
over the pillow.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27
TIL END.
A Word to the Boys.

Farmer boys, you need not envy the
young men who stand behind the coun-
ters of the city shops. You need not
envy the young men who are making
ready to take the places of the great
army of lawyers and pettifogers who
are subsisting by the litigations of
quarrelsome and contentious clients
And certainly You ought not to envy
the boys who have no employment at
all; those who are growing up to man.
hood without acquiring industrious
habits upon which to rely in times of
great needs and pressing emergencies,
whose idleness invite to temptations
| which so often lure to mental and bod
lily ruin. Your clothes may not be so
finely spun and made as the raiment of
of the city boys, but you are the peers
of them all, with yonr bronzed faces
and horny hands, however pretentious
their employments. Your business is
one which antedates every other vOca-
ton in the world. The farmer was
plowing and sewing and reaping his
harvest long before Il merchant. law
yer or doctor was known and he still
stands foremost at the gates whence is
sue to the millions of the world the
steady, never failing streams of plen-
teousness and life. A generation or so
ago the brightest boys of the farmers
family were assigned to the professions.
The dull fellows were sent to fields.-
Nowadays different order of things
prevails. Once the idea was popular
that only muscular strength was neces-
sary on a farm-the strength to guide
plow, to WELD an axe, a hoe or a scythe
the endurance to go though with
the sweltering tasks Of summer, or the
exposing duties of winter. These i'm
portant requisites given, a BOBBY might
fill the place just as well as any one
else. So some folks used to think, but
what say you, working farmer boys ?
Do you not place higher estimate up
on your skill, and upon your services :
Look up then, and vindicate yourselves.
You are getting health and strength
from the wholesome exercises of the
fields, and that you may have the ne
cessary intelligence to combine with
this strength for the proper prosecu-
ton of your calling, apply yourselves
diligently to acquiring knowledge
whenever the respite from labor shall
give you the opportunity.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

n ENERAL HOU SEX KEEPERS S
VI and the Public in General are
herewith informed that we are prepar-
ed to furnish you with House Fix
ings. We have anticipated the de-
mands that would be made on this de-
partment consequent upon the many
strangers that will be attracted here
during the coming drill. We will war
rant both the price and wear of any
article sold you out of our House Fur
nishing Stock.
Having supplied the majority of the
Hotels and Families of Washington
and the neighboring counties for the
past twenty-five years gives rs an ad-
vantage over the others, for We are full
ly able to supply all.
Among the many articles we keep
we only quote the following, for want
of space, but we would like YOU to vis-
it our department and become better
acquainted with the new goods:
GA inch Bleached Damask, 50 cents per yard
worth 62ac.
worth soc.
~ inch Half 9leached German Damask, -
cents worth size.
"a inch Unbleached German Damask, 80
worth 6Uc
5tinch Unbleached German Damask, 4Oc.:
worth Soc.
"a inch Unbleached German Damask, 3oc;
worth 40c
Turkey Red Damask, %, 37aa, so, 60, and
l5c per yard.
In new designs and colors guaranteed
SIS Dinner Napkins, 81 !. worth $l.2J
5-s Dinner Napkins, 81 so; worth 81
"a Dinner Napkins, $l50; worth S2.25.
SIS Red Bordered Unbleached Napkins, 81:
worth 81 40.
Lunch Napkins, 33, 40, 80, and Zoe per doz
Bleached Doylies, soc, 75c, 9ec., 81, $l25,
$l50, $1.75 and 81 per doz with or without
borders.
Turkey Red and Cardinal Table Covers, in
all sizes.
1O4 Unbleached Red Bordered Fringed Ia
BILE Cloth only $l.25.
1914 Bleached Fringed Table Cloth, 1925.
2Ox40 Undressed Huck Towels, 12ac
20x4O Undressed Huck Towels, l2ac
20x40 Undressed Huck Towels, 25c. or S.
10 per dozen.
24x44 Extra Heavy German Damask Tow
els, 25c.
2Ox44 Turkish Towels, l2!ac.
2lx42 Turkish Towels, lSc; worth -.
Fancy Turkish Towels for Tides in new
exclusive styles, 10, 12aa, 20, p, 33, and 37ac.
Our stock Of Crash Toweling embraces all
of the best makes.
1Snch Glass Toweing, l0c.
1s inch Bleached Toweiing, 81,
A full line OF Plain Linen and Monte
Stamped Goods.
Lot 13-72-inch Bleached Double Damask,
new designs, at Sa.25 per yd; worth 81.
Lot l1-72inch Beached Double Damask
at 81 handsome patterns, good value, S2.73
Lot 9-72 inch do. at ST. 70; would be
cheap at S2'25.
Lot S--72-inch do. at $3.50; worth 81,
Lot 5--72 inch do. at 97c worth $l.25.
Also few pieces of - inch Bleached Ger
man Damask, at $l.l5 real value ST 40.
"a Dinner Napkins, at s.. -, $3.50, $3.50
and $S per dozen.
Our House Furnishing Department is con-
veniently located Oh the FIRST Floor, next to
the elevator.
WEveIy article Marked Que Price.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

bees as my old man never remembers.
God does not reward us according to
our sins, he says. Come in neighbor,
he will be so glad to see you.'
Ivan passed through the honse.
crossed the yard, and went into the or
chard. He came to the place where
the bees were kept, and there, under a
birch-tree, stood Elisha, with head and
hands uncovered. He was in his gray
coat, his hands were outstretched, he
was looking upwards, and the light
shown upon his bald head, just as when
at Jerusalem he had stood before the
Holy Sepulchre.
Above him through the branches of
the tree played the sunlight, while the
golden bees made crown about his
head, circling round and round, and
did not sting him.
Ivan remained speechless. Present
ly the old woman called out to her
husband, 'See, here is our neighbor
come home '"
Elisha looked round joyfully and
came to meet him, quietly removing
the bees which were clinging to his
beard.
"Welcome, neighbor. welcome bro
ther. How have You Jared =
'My feet carried me there, and l
have brought you some water from the
River Jordan. Come to my place and
you shall have it; but whether God
has accepted my sacrifiee-'
"Well, we'll! Thank God. Christ
save us :" said Elisha.
Ivan spoke again: My body was
there; but whether it was my soul that
was there, or another mans"
''That is Gods care God knows,
friend" said Elisha.
Son my way home | stopped at the
cottage where YOU left me-
Elisha got frightened, and interrupt
ed hurriedly: ''God knows, neighbor.
he knows! Well, won't you step into
izba | will bring You some honey"
In this way he changed the subject
and began to talk about other things.
Ivan sighed; he did not allude again
to the family in the little house by the
wayside, and did not tell Elisha that
he had seen him in Jerusalem. But
he understood that the lifelong sacri-
flee God accepts is the performance of
the tasks of brotherly love and kind
ness he sets us to do.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27
q Beautiful storp.
The Pilgrims.
FROM THE RI SSIAN OF COUNT LEO
IDLSTOl.

In the evening the man returned
home on his horse. lie too began to
tel about Elisha. and how he had liv-
ed with thnn.
III he hal not COM We should all
have died in our sins. We should
have dirl in despair. murmuring
against God and our neighbor. But
he raised us up. and through him We
learnt to trust in God and man May
the Lord bless him. Before lie came
We were living like beasts, hut he
taught lis to live like men"
When they had fed Ivan with the
best of all that they had his hosts made
him comfortable for the night, and
then went to rest themselves.
Ivan could not sleep. The thought
of Elisha would not leave him, and
how he had seen him three times in
Jerusalem. standing in the foremost
place.
Nov | understand how it was that
he came there before me- If my sacri-
flee has beeu accepted | do not know,
but | know that God has accepted
him.
In the morning the peasant family
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

It stands to reason that all boys can
not achieve wealth and fame; but as
years 60 by, the proportion of the for
tunate ones will constantly grow larg-
er. What is needed more than any
thing else to add to the usefulness and
honor of coming generations is a high
er and fuller appreciation of the digni-
ty of labor.
We have in mind the experience ola
Maryland boy who was left several
thousand dollars by his father. He did
not sqander it, rs many boys would
have done. but he determined to spend
it all, and he did it in such way that
it became the very best investment that
he could have made. He went into
one of the railway shops Of the city at
nominal wages and, paid the rest of his
expenses out of his little fortune. He
learned all he could in practical way
there, and then entered a school of tech
nology. By the time he graduated his
money was all gone, but he was able to
earn his way. He kept on learning,
and the consequence was that he soon
rose to an excellent position, and to-
day he is in receipt of a splendid salary,
and is considered one of the best men
in his profession in this country.
Mr.. Roberts, the wonderfully able
and astute president of the great Penn
sylvania Railroad, started out as chain
carrier in surveying party. Mr.. Frank
Thompson, the .vice-president of the
same road, was an apprentice in the
Altoona shops. Mr.. Samuel Spencer,
of the B. & g., and one of the best rail-
road men in the country, was clerk
not many years ago at Camden Station.
Instances innumerable could be cited,
and the moral of them all would be to
learn trade, and to trust to industry
and application for promotion. The
future of our boys is the future of our
country. We have not the slightest
doubt that it will be brilliant and sub
stantial; but the individual cases of
marked success must always depend
upon the capacity and industry of the
individuals. Boys who look upon life
as serious problem, that must be
worked out and not played out, are
able to take care of themselves The
idlers, who expect to live on money
which they do not earn, are the drones
in the great national hive of industry.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

'May is always promising month.
Its present promise is that the coming
summer will be hot enoagh to cook
cabbage.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27
poetrp,
MRS. LOFTY AND I

Mrs. Lofty keepsa carriage,
So do | :;
She has dapple grays to draw 1t.
None have d:
She's no prouder with her coaehmon
Than am II
With my blue-eyed, laughing baby,
Tru'dling by,
| hide his face, lest she should see
Tie eherub boy and envy me.
Her iiue husband has white fingers,
Mine has not
He could give his bride palace
Mine cot;
Hers comes hons bene ath the starlight,
Naught cares she
Mine comes in the purple twilight,
Kisses me.
And prays that He who turns lite's sands
VIII hold his loved ones in His hands.
Mrs. Lofty has her jewels,
SO haveI;
She wears hers upon her bosom,
She will leave hers at deaths portal,
By and by;
shall bear my treasure with me
When l die
For | have love, and she has gold
She counts her wealth-mine can't he tod.
She has those who love her-station,
None have
But I've one true heart beside me,
Glad am /;
III not change it for kingdom,
No, not |.
God will weigh 1t in His balance,
By and by,
And til en- the difference He'll define,
'Twixt Mrs. Lofty's wealth and mine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

The biggest woman in the world is
in Philadelphia dime museum. She
weighs 747 pounds. This lady had a
husband once, but she sat on him and
the neighbors were obliged to bury him
between two sheets of paper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

Probably few readers have thought
of the truthfulness of this brief ques-
ton: Is it not remarkable that when
ever you discuss religious matters with
Il fool You find him engaged in the
same way:
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

Ivan had been :, whole year away,
and it was spring-time when he re
turned. He reached home late one
evening. His son was not there, he
had gone to the tavern; and when he
came back he was half tipsy. Ivan
began to question him, and from his
answers he saw ut once that his son
had gone quite wrong in his absence.
He had squandered the money, and
nothing had been done at the proper
time. His father began to reproach
him. and he answered impertinently.
"You ought to have done tie work
yourself" he said. But You go wan
dering about, and take all the money,
and then You call me to account"
The old man upon this grew very
angry, and it ended in his giving his
son a good beating.
In the morning Ivan went ont to re-
turn his passport to the "starost, and
passed before Elisha's house
EliSha's wife Was standing at the
door step; she called out a greeting.
"How are you, naighbor? Have You
had a good journey
Ivan stood still.
"Thank God :" he said. 1T is done
| lost your old man, but | hear that he
got home all right.
Then the old woman began to talk !;
she was fond Of Il gossip.
"Oh. YES, He came back ever so
long ago. think it was very soon
after the Assumption of our Lady,
And how glad We all were that God
had brought him back. We wearied
after him So. 1t WAS not for the work
he can do-hiS working days are over
but he is the head. and We are hap
pier when he is there. And then our
boy was So glad, Father he SAYS,
seems to throw such light on every
thing We wearied after him be-
cause We love him So, YOU know
"lrs. YES. Is lie home now ask
ed Ivan.
"IIc is al home; he is among his
bees. hiviu@ the new swarms. He saws
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-05-27

An inquir!ng youth wishes us to tell
him what "terminal fac lities' are
Ask the wasp. He has them and ought
to be able to explain.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-11-23

Nature knew what she was about
when she made women beardless. She
knew that not one in thousand could
keep her chin still long enough to get
haved.-Binghamton Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-11-23

The reason most life insurance com.
panies refuse to accept woman ap.
plicant is because they are afraid she
will die before she's thirty of ahem-
her-age.-Duluth Paragrapher.