Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1887-08-02
SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON.
J.y1nasoA couaTI, ". Va.
TUESDAY MORNING, AUGUST 3, Iss1.
Various Items.

A man advertising for wife, says
1t would be well II the lady were
possessed of competence sufficient
to secure her against excessive grief
in case of an accident occurring to
her companion,
A Connecticut judge the other day
dismissed case that had been in lit
igation for over thirteen years. The
lawyers employed on both sides had
died, and there was no one left to
reap any benefit by continuing the
suit.
II you wish to find full stock of
Clothing, Shoes, Hats, Gloves, I'm
derwear, &C., from which to make Sc
lections for Spring and Summer use,
call at Hagley's Temple of Fashion.
The Cincinnati Enquirer says: ga
young composer has Just written, for
a soprano voice, beautiful song en-
titled, Would That i were Young
Again!' 1t has been so much time
wasted. The woman can't be found
who will sing it.
If you want to buy nice shoes,
good shoes, and cheap shoes, the
place to go is the Milling Store. They
buy direct from the factories in Bos-
ton, and give their trade the benefit
of jobbers' profit.
The Rev. and Miss Marian Muir
dock, pastor of the Unitarian Church
of Humboldt, Kansas, has received
a degree of bachelor of divinity from
the Meadville (Pa.) Theological
Seminary. She is Sc years of age
and breaches eloquently.
Il. f. Moore, of Thorndike, Mass.
"I have used DR.. Seth Arnold's
Cough KILLER in my family for a num-
ber Of years and find none better"
For sale BY all druggists. Price 25c.
SOC. and St.00 per bottle.
For Costivehess; Biiioustess, Head
ACHE and all feverlsh habits use DIR.
Seth Arnold's Bilious Pills. 25c.
After you get on your ear and
make up your mind to stop your pa
per to make the editor feel Inundated, !,
just poke your finger into water and
then pull it out and look for the hole.
Then you will know how sadly you
are missed. The man who thinks a
paper cvnnot survive without his sup
port ought to go off and stay awhile.
When he comes back he will find half
of his friends didn't know he was
gone; the other half didn't care q
cent, and the world at large didn't
keep any account of his movements
whatever. You will probably find
something in your home paper you
cannot endorse. Even the Bible is
rather plain and hits some hard licks.
If you were to stop your paper and
call the editor all sorts Of ugly names,
the paper would still be published.
And what is more, you will sneak
around and borrow copy Of it every
day.-Er.
Mrs. H. G. Porter, of Jacksonville,
VT, says, April 2, 1885, "Dr. Seth
Arnold's Cough Killer has been used
in my family for number of years
and we find it excellent for cold"
For sale by all druggists. Price 25c.
soc. and S1.O0 per bottle.
Mothers, al,oays use DIR. Seth Ar
nold's Soothing and Quieting Cordial
for children. A mild safe tonic. 25c.
You are frightened at that loud
roaring noise, are you? Think it's
an earthquake because it jars win
dows, hey? Well it isn't-it's simply
a prominent citizen down at the court
house paying his taxes. He has found
out that they are S1.75 and he is
making all that noise about it. He
paid SIS for cigars last month and his
bar bill was $50, and only last week
he was fined $40 for being drunk and
disorderly; and he paid all these
things and never even little roar
not even growl. But, great Scott,
listen to him now when he finds his
taxes are S1.75l Just hear him how'll
He says the Government, general and
local, it is a fraud and a snare and a
delusion. Taxes S1.75l He won't
stand it! He knows when he's op-
pressed and ground DOWN. A dollar
and seventy-five cents for whole
years taxes! Great heavens, he says,
no wonder men are socialists.-EE.