The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-28
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Nsnsat saii sson ihira iof resos Il
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e'ssihs cosians for more oosisne!
IA hsss taliof sbosu Call Ia your
cid isrs I,ass,t - safer ~slsiss itsss days
ssy.y"
--'-s rms socialist. .sy lhsy sail tn the
soai .tes Il is msds it~ bot they will
not iiil iLsn'
gpiss ! .ill give zoe ten dollar
% i1lny d.. prisoSsr -'jedse. LII
isis 80 ier aoils's
4 woulia'i ~ ierI i sore ron
No. you soalJal. fssrobaed The other,
''bsi sopla H. 4 ! we're yos.
"A ,ulasiiisr uspis 10 tnov II mel
max iaurh oai 81 isarnalism. ioa dsI
ffisnd. eea more cat q i, than 10 y.
IA 81. bssi discovered lha fosr
sosnso ssittas sbfessi 90 The psyem' ni
DAB y scatter . iuils by 90 active man
9Th rsipi poi
You hstr 40 dee. aid the landlord
hos aueh !, cpsl. 20 run TIL. hotel.
'-uh yss. bsyr. ,sid whi,esoods. II
raia NJ hill this mo,biee
Since r. ists,.t Proctor has figured
vGi ihsl soc ,ut !. 200 900 times lsrssi
ibso ihs fs,tb ssrst MACY people pos
VAL 10, snp ,a.issd - iasi the earth.
H pssg itisacf be said .olsmnly.
''do Pa ty,f stirnd plsce Of woisbipf
'.f. a. rfaltly, VERY Sunday night
replied 100 ,oata. II d. 90 NY way TO see
beI COS
= hi.iItss 90 l,tgspt Did you tell
those ladies 81 The dor that, | vas bot q,
homef- ssrupi Ycs mum Mistress
"wtsi did NY fpyfe sersnt-"HoS
foriiuiif"
"A Writer asserts that '1be old fash
ionsd rocking eiair Is aud always will b.
the issorite article u furniture. Guess
MOI, The sofa uilb tendency to siuk in
the middle still holds It's own.
---ou.tomer Say. Mr.. schlsusenhels-
or. these cookies be,e corisnder seeds in
them. don I like coriander seeds" BE
ier-"yell, msin gracious, you gan cad
arounit dem suf You dent like NM
jay Gould declared thst II the inter
state commerce bill passed be should
have 10 drop the railroad business. TIL
people have been listening very iniently,
bu, they haven't heard anything drop yet
~ see. said the new minister, meet
ing oue Of our best young men, 'ibat you
smoke cigarettes, Yes replied the
noble youth Il promised my mother
that | would never use tobacco 10 any
form"
advertisement in French newspaper;
FRITZ n, an experienced accountant,
desires place as q cashier. Ia the in.
forest Of the security OF patrons be would
State that be is siicted with two wooden
legs"
--'in case Of an accident. doctors
broken leg, Tor Instance : " bat is best to be
done while waiting for the physician
swell, said the doctor, II think the best
thitg TO be done is to get bis money ready
for him.
-~she tgsziug upward How bright
the stars are tonight, Mr.. Sampson" He
tpromptIs1 They are not brighter.
Miss Claib. than than" She lsoftly9
Ethan what, Mr.. SAMPSON He; THAN
they were last night
An article on "fhe Antiquity Of
says il has been used since
the 18th century. The gingerbread dis
played 10 some Of the shop windows dom
look 10 be more than 50 years old, but up
peafances are deceitiul.
Wife Ito hnsbaud) Why is young
rompkins called good fellow by biz
Husband Because he is always
goodnainrtd and pleasant, can tell story
sell, spends his money freely, aud shame
islly uegl' els bis family.
~ letter has inst been disemiombei il
pompeii, iust ahers tbe district mess, n
ter boy l,st IL 3 900 years ago The b.,
. suppose 50 ~ still alive aud slowly
sspdsrins along "a the direction Of the
,ou.e a. .hici tHe letter was to be deiv-
red.
~ love IT, bnltle Of great city,
lays Ella Whtetr Wilcox. Well. there
nay be more sts l. 10 the hustle Of great
lily. but when you come TO inposing am
pli,uie aud all tha, sort Of ,hing, give us /
he agricultural weekly eouutry bustle.
every tins.
old gentleman Here. sifi you are
egulsr fraud, My hairs coming out as
nd ~ ever. THIS stuff isn't worth con
Barber Il don. promise that
wonld keep your hair from coming out,
said 1, would preserve your scalp. Your @
cslp's ali there. isn't iil' q
No, many decades ago 10 this country
be people were excited over ~itchcrsft.
'ersous suspected were thrown into the
'stcr. II Dot witches. they would drown; !,
they we're siiches they would swim
shore to be disposed u Ia more ,f'ec,
81 say
-"Tn. bel modern .iege gans cosi
" .0c0 sni il costs 5000 10 shoe. one gul
pce" II ae.sere 10 be presented with
odern si-ee sun for birthday preseni
! token Of fespcci, % something ,hs, way,
. shoal never fire il not even on the
oarsh Of july !, seali bankrupt US
Waist have yoa Tor desscrt' ssked 4