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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28

hope that Congress will not pass a Inv
next year which will make it felon,
for railroad man to say "gosh' with
out permit l hope that your life will
be chuck full of hurrah and halleiujah,
even # mine should be always bleak
and joyless
Can | do your road any good, either
at home or abroad? Can | be of service
to you over your right OF way, by col
lect ng nuts. bolts, old iron or other
bric-a brace would be glad to in.
fluence immigration or pull weeds be.
tween the tracks if you would be vii.
ling to regard me rs an employee
will now take last look ut the fair,
young features of your pass before ii.
nally sealing this letter How sad to
see an annual place cut down in life's
young morning, ere one-fourth of its
race has been rum How touchful to
part from it forever!
What sad year this has been so far,
Earthquakes, fires, storms. railway dis
astcrs and death in every form have
visited our country. and now. like the
biting blasts from Siberia. or the nip.
ping frostS from Manitoba, comes the
Congressional cut-worm, cutting of
the early crop of towering ANIMALS
just rs they had budded to bloom into
beauty and usefulness
| will now close this sad letter to &c
over into the vacant lot, behind the
high board-fencc, where / can sob in
an unfettercd way without shaking the
glass out of my easement.
Yours, with crockful of unshed
tears on hand. BILL NYE.
-NeW York World.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
Plantation Philosophy.

We rarn ez much frum de 'zample o.
de fool ez we do frum de words o. dc
wise man.
Use seed men dat didn't hab time ter
eat nor ter sleep. but ncbcr yit seed
err man dat didn't hab time ter die.
Err man ken be sch er ole fr.en' dat
he thinks it his right ter pose on yer;
like or ole family boss what takes up
de idee dat he's got er right ter kick de
chillun.
Hope is like er sassafras sprout. Yer
mer tramp ON it; your mer cut it down
ur eben dig it up by de roots, but de
lust thing yer known cr tender shoot
dun come up.
Err pusson will sometimes make dc
same mistake twice, but amt foun'
dc man yit dat ebcr crowded one desc
year laung, hungry houn' dogs up in de
conder o de fence de secon' time.
De rascal may lib wild mo- comfort
den de good man, but he doan die hal
so easy. Ell dar want no uder arey-
ment, lie fact dat de mean man /.
skoered at de erproach o death would
vince me dat dar's or God. -ArkanSaU
Trdreicr
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
Church Property in New York.

Gotham. for town supposed to be
mortgaged to his majesty down below.
has good deal of money invested in
churches. The total is about $50. 600.
900. Trinity church heads the list in
point of value, the figure on it being
S3.000,000. The Roman Catholic On.
thcdral on Fifth avenue comes next at
S2,00O,000. Trinity is actually worth
at least S4,000.0O0 and the cathedral
not less than SO. 100000. st. Paurs is
set down at 81, $50, 600, and Grace at
$3.50, 900. which is hardly half what any
real estate broker would say it is worth.
The fashionable St. Thomas church on
Fifth avenue is valued at $3.50, 000 and
the Fifth avenue Presbyterian church
Or. Hall's), near By, at the same fig
ure. One Dutch Reformed church on
the avenue stands at $3.50 900 and
another at $3.50, 900; and the stylish
synagogue, wherein the more progress
i've II 'brews worship at S6j0,000 One
Roman Catho C church (St Paul 81 is
valued ut 800. 600. and the next high
est figure in that demon nation is $780,
600 on st. Stevens, the scene of the
Dr. McGynn trouble. The well known
l. tile Church Around the Corner is on
the list at $780, 900. Along Fifth aven-
ne and Madison avenue, the arteries
through which the blue blood OF Goth
am flows, there are some thirty church
cs ranging in value from 100000 to
$3.50. 900, -NetO York MtR and Express.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
No Such Things at lansing

"Papa, won't you take me to Harris
burg to see the LegislatureP" asked an
Allegheny ma den.
"What in the world do you want to
see the Legislature for?" asked the old
gentleman.
81 see in the papers that they have
great larks there. aki you know I'm
so interested in orniIhology. Pills
6ur7h Chronicle Telegraph
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
The World Not So Very Large

The world is growing smaller every
day! Three gentlemen were standing
together in the east room of the white
house mt the last state reception. Rich
addressed and beautiful women were
thronging into that magnificent parlor
from the green room, having "been
through rs the expression is for 4
presentation to the president in the
blue room. The social m II was in furi-
Gus operation that evening, and an
enormous grist was was being ground
out.
Suddenly n mcdum-Sizcd, fascinating
lady from New York, in IN elegant and
becoming costume, emerged from the
hopper. She was the WIFE of high
railway official in that city. The three
gentlemen glanced at her No one of
the three knew that either of the others
had ever seen her before.
"Ah!" said Brown, "the last time
saw her was pouring sand into her
shoes ut Long Branch"
"lndecd!" said White. "The last
time met her was at the Hotel Con-
tinental in Paris, when she presented
me to Clara Louise Kellogg"
"And that reminds me-" said Greene,
"that the last time / saw her | was
seated by her side in her carriage, driv-
ing up Fifth avenue for a turn in Cen
trail park"
And then the three gentlemen looked
at each other, and shook hands, and
laughed. How small this world is. --
Washington Post.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
Give Him a Fair Show.

Mrs. Bagley-"I can't understand
what you see in Jupkins to make a
friend of him."
Bagley-''Ah. you don't know him.
5usanl A man of remarkable acumen.
bright and witty and perfect gentle
nan when he is in the humor."
Mrs. B.-''Then why don't you bring
him around here sometime when he Is
Dber?" Philadelphia call.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
ID Z. w A = s L e z U G
FROM RUSSIAN POLAND.
To Young and Midd;c-Ascd Men -
Savc Cure!

Havc Cure!
The awful ef;ec; of egrlv vice. which
brings organic weakness. dies ROY both iac
mind and body, with sli lis dirc!il ills.
PERMANENTLY CURED!
Palpitation of the hears, timidity. trciu-
Hing, nervous discharges. so mitch 10 be
feared; forgetfulness. lack OF ideas. sadness
Of spirit. ugly imagininrs, dislike to salial
life aud brooding melancholy.
Married Men. or those entering on thst
happy life. aware Of physical debility. exc
citabillty of the nerves, organic diminu,ion
or other Irregularities. quickly assisted.
No Minerals Sscd.-Ioiing people los
ing their health. aud spending time with
those unskillcd and unqualified. causing
fatal disorders to the head. throat. nose.
liver and lungs, stomach and bowels, speed
lily cured.
Let not false modcs;y deter You from call
ing at once.
All Private Matters Cured!
Prompt attention Is S'ycn to all corrcspon-
dencc. State symptoms. and medicine will
be sent G. o. ID. everywhere.
DIR. Wasserzue is 4 regular gradgte o.
IL years rractios. Diploma IN o1iee.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
Who Took the Prize.

where do you come from?" asked
Dallas man of neighbor
Unjust in from the fair grounds. -
"Have the judges of 1--we stock
awarded the prize TO the biggest
jackP"
They have"
did my uncle or my father get it?"
Neither of them. A strange don.
scy from Eastern Texas got the prize. ="
- 7crds Sytings.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
Queer Things About Money.


A woman who bought an old-fashion-
bureau at secondhand store in Gin.
cinnati discovered secret drawer in
it which contained $1,000 in gold and
old bank bills.
Money was so scarce in certa'n
counties in Southwestern Texas during
the earlier part of the winter. that in
some instances the skins of jayelina
hogs were used rs a circulating medium,
and 'possum skins were frequently
offered in liquidation of grocery bills.
Squire Royal the tax collector OF
Taylor County, Pa, took out well.
worn overcoat to sell to an old clothes
man few days ago aud found $3.50
in bills rolled up in sheet of note
paper. The Squire is confident that
the money is his own. but he has no
recollection of having placed it in the
pocket
A Chicago gambler who had been
playing in hard luck. borrowed a
counterfeit silver dollar from friend
and made straight for the nearest
faro bank. lie met with phenomenal
success, and on quitting the game was
1921 ahead. AS he was leaving the
place he boosted of his trick. and was
at once ignominiously kicked into the
street.
John Monroe, = young man living
with his widowed sister in the northern
part of Georgia, was gging a hole
for q potato bin in his cellar the other
day, when h $ spade broke open an
cdrthen pot containing 81, $50 in gold.
The coin had been buried by his sis.
ter's husband during the war, and
subsequently forgotten.
A young farmer in Dcs Moines Coun.
ty, Ia, who had saved up 5000 in bank
bills. wrapped a piece of paper around
them and stuck the roll up the chimney
in his bedroom Tor safe-keeping One
cold afternoon his mother put n stove
in the room and built rousing fire in
it, and when the young man returned
TO supper only the charred remnant.
of the notes could be found.
Some months ago a lady living in
Butler, Ga, through fear of the depre.
dation of tramps, put sl10 in bank
notes in a pasteboard box and buried il
in the yard near the wood-pile. Last
week she went out to get it and found
that the box and bills had been badly
by wood lice She has sent
The notes to the bank which issued
hem for redemption.
The pet cat belonging to Mrs. Lucy
Cain. of Hannibal, Mo-. brought
mouse into the parlor recently. anc
with it small piece of paper money
Mrs. Cain thought nothing about the
until one day last week,
when she discovered that roll of bills
vas missing from her bureau drawer.
Then she put two and two together,
md began a vigorous search of the
premises. The missing bills were final.
v unearthed in corner of the cellar.
where a colony of mice had made a nest
# them.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-28
ELECTION TICKETS.

The Herald will in few days begin
printing an abundant supply Of tickets for
the City Election, enough for each candi-
date to have plenty. All candidates who
have not at this time arranged for their
names on this ticket should call and do so.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
The GuerilIas' Cave

LOUISVILLE. KY, February 18.-A
Courier-JournaI special from Sharpe,
Marshall County. in The southwestern
part of the State relates the discovery
of large cave by two young men
while engaged in preparing a piece of
land for crop. A partial exploration
developed the fact that the cave was
made up of many rooms of great ex-
tent. a complete exploration will be
impossible until certain large rocks are
blasted or broken away. In one of the
chambers there were found two human
skeletons, and about 500 in gold and
silver coin, and quantity OF silver
ware. This newly found cave is be-
lleved to have been the hiding place
during the late war OF
band of guerillas, known as
Bloody Bill Brsdy's gang" These
marauders were attacked near Benton,
Marshal County, in 1864, and all but
two were killed. These two escaped and
going, as it is thought, to this cave,
quarreled over division of the spoils
of the gang, and following their
murderous bent shot and killed each
other. Steps will be taken for further
as SO it's former occu-
pants. 1t has been limited that the
cavern was. most likely, the headquart-
ers, many years ago, of John A. Muir
rill, who robbed and, murdered people
OF this portion of Kentucky and the
neighboring state of Tennessee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
The Michigan Flood.

DETROIT, February 19.-The EUening
Journal special from Lyons says; The
situation is becoming hourly more
alarming. Four squads of men are
working on the gorge in different
places, in hopes of opening the river
channel. They are working on the
overfowed lands where the least open
ing can be found. Despite the most
strenuous efforts to open the water
course, the river has raised rapidly,
until at the bridge 1t is within fifteen
inches of the highest mark. Persons
coming in from up the river say that
the Lansing ice has nearly reached here,
and 1t is tremendous body OF water.
Buildings are being anchored in antici-
patton of the Lansing ice coming across
the prairie. 1t is feared the water will
reach five feet above the present limits.
A cutting, twenty miles west wind is
blowing. Citizens anticipate the worst
results.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
FALLING INTO LINE.
FALLING INTO LINE.
8 Q TE
Railway Men and the Inter-
State Commerce Bill.
THE KENTUCKY GUERILLAS.
Capt. Unger Guilty OF MansIaughter-
The Furious Floods in Michigan
The Daily Railroad Wreck.
THE KENTUCKY GUERILLAS.
Conforming to- the Laws

NEW YORK, February 18.-The Trunk
Line executive committee and the Cen
trail Traffic Association, at Commits
sioner Fink's office, a opted the follow
ing resolutions:
Whereas, The executive committee OF the
Trunk Line Commission and Central Traffic
Associations, and other members of the
joint committee, being convened in Joint
meeting for the consideration of the bear
ings OF the law regulating interstate freight
and passenger traffic upon classification of
tariffs and the methods of the joint commit
tee, hereby adopt the following resolutions:
Resolved, That freight classificatiOns and
passenger fares Of railways comprising the
joint committee, be at once examined, and
be.reyised in all respects in which they are
found not to conform to the law
ResO red, That tho freight committee, the
freight classification committee, and the
passenger committee be appointed by the
chairman to conduct said revisions, and
that each of said committees consider, form
ulate and recommend such amendments,
rules and regulations as may be found
required to secure unIfor N app 1cation of
The law to the subjects referred to them res
pectiv, ly.
Resoyued.-That said committee report
their recommendations as speedily and as
fully bs practicable to the joint committee,
which shall then be promptly convened to
consider and act upon the same.
1t was stated also that the question
of passes was considered and that it
was decided to recall them and
make no deviation except in the case
of ministers and missionaries.
The system OF pooling was also in
cidentally touched upon, but nothing
definite was done in the matter. The
committee will meet again to morrow.
The following roads were represented
by one or more general officers of each;
The Denver, Richmond & Danville,
Lake Shore & Michigan Southern,
Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati & In
dianapolis Grand Trunk, Northwest
ern, New York e. New England, Nj excl
Plate, Michigan Central, Erie, New
York Central, West Shore, Boston &
Albany, Baltimore & Ohio, and 3 num-
Der of others.
Commissioner Blanchard, of the Cen
trail Traffic Association, and Commits.
siouer Abbott, of the Southwestern
Passenger Association, were also pres
ent, making altog ther an unusually
large representation of the railroad in
terests of the country. Several roads
had from two to four executive officers
present.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
Railway Wrecks.

LANCASTER, Pa, February 19,-An
east bound freight train on The Pennsyl.
vanis Railroad broke near Collins Sta
ton early this morning, and the rear
portion was run into by another freight
train. wrecking several cars and throw
ing them on the west track. a west
bound freight ran into the wreck, the
result being two engines and twenty
one cars on The three trains were bad Y
wrecked. No one was injured. The
wreck has b en- removed and travel in
both directions resumed. A south
bound freight train on the Reading &
Columbia Railroad was wrecked by a
slip of rock in q deep cut near Rein
holds Station arly this morning The
engine and FIVE cars loaded were thrown
from the track and badly broken up.
No one was injured.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
Conkling to be President

NEW YORK, February 18.-It was re-
ported On the Stock Exchange yester-
day, that in the event of the death OF
William R. Travers, the presidency OF
the New York Athletic Club would be
offered to Roscoe ConkIing, who takes a
deep interest in the club affairs, and
who is now one of its governors. Mr..
Travers is in Bermuda, and when last
heard from was in critical condition.
There is no telegraphic Communication
and Mr.. Travers might have died q
week ago without his friends in New
York knowing of it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
THE STRAINED RELATIONS.
War Risks on all Cargoes Shipped to
England.

SAN Francisco. February 19-W. T.
Coleman & Co. have completed negotia-
tons with the New Zealand Insurance
Company for war risks On all cargoes
shipped by them to England from June
LIST next to December 31st next to the
extent of $3.50, 900 at a premium of one
quarter of per cent. 1t is also stated
that several applications have been
made for insurance on the German
ship about to sail with a cargo of grain.
but none has been affected, the risk
being deemed too great, owing to the
strained relations between France and
Germany. fs III.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
Overstocked.

NEW HAVEN, Conn.,, February 49,
The works of the Goodyear Metallic
Rubber Shoe Company, Saugatuck, will
close down to-day for an indefinite
period. They are reported to-day to
have 81 500 600 worth of finished stock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
It Astonished the Public

to hear of the resignation of DR.. Pierce
as a Congressman to devote himself
solely to his labors as physician. 1t
was because his true constituents were
the sick and afflicted everywhere. They
will find DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery" "a benefcent use of his
scientific knowledge in their behalf.
Consumption, bronchitis, cough, heart
disease. fever and ague, intermittent
fever, dropsy, neuralgia, goitre or thick
neck, and all diseases of the blood, are
cured by this world-renowned medi-
cine. Its properties are wonderful, Its
action magical. Bv druggists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
Severe Storm.

LoNe BRANCH, N. ] .,AFebruary 49,
The storm of last nigbtwas the heaviest
one that has visited this section OF the
New Jersey coast in many years. The
wind tore down large number of tele-
graph poles and wires, and damaged
cottages in course of construction The
high sea made 'inrosds in the Ocean
Avenue bluE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
A Dinner to the President,

WASHINGTON, February 19.-The Sec
rotary of War and Mrs. Endicott gave a
dinner to the President and Mrs. Cleve-
land Tonight. Those invited to dine
with the President were Secretary Bay
ard, Secretary and Mrs. Lamar, Post
master General and Mrs. Villas, Chief
Justice and Mrs. Waite, Senator and
Mrs. Mcpherson, Bancroft Davis and
Mr.. and Miss Endicott.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
A Change

WASHINGTON, February 19.-Mr.
Hemphlll South Carolina) has been ap-
pointed a member of the conference
committee on the trade dollar bill, in
place of Mr.. Scott (Pennsylvania), who
Is absent. .-,....,.-,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
A Bad Break.

WASHINGTON, February 19.-The
House committee on invalid pensions,
to-day, by unanimous vote, decided to
report back the dependent pension bill
with a recommendation that it be
passed over the veto of the President.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
Gui1tx or manslanehtar.

NEW YORK, February 19.-The jury in
the case of Captain Unger, who killed
August Bohle, have returned verdict
of guilty of granddaughter in the first
degree"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20

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syrup Co., SsA Francisco, Cal, is Ma
-ure's Own True Laxative This pleas.
ant CalifornIa liquid fruit remedy may
% had of A. G. Smith & Co., at 80 cent?
or 81. It L. the most pleasant,
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cleanse the system to acton the Liver,
Kidneys, and Bowels gently yet thor
ouRhly; to dispel Headaches. Colds, and
FsVers; to cure Constipation. Indiges-
Hon, and kindred nls.
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PoRtn0nad.

WASHINGTON, February 19.-The con-
sideration in the House of the veto mes
sage on the dependent pension bill has
been postponed, 131 to 81, until Thurs
day next.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
a Clear Skin

5 only a part of beauty
,ut it is a part. Every lad,
nay have it; at least, wha
ooks like it. Magnoli;
Balm both freshens ane
beauties.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20

,rsc.n do their own dressmaHng
LADIES ,Ios G RSaTtt eT reliable paper pat
" Us For sale by JAS. WoThAN'r00N
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20

VIZ are now offering dress goo o- anu
WE arc ~ cheaper than YOU ever saw
trimmings 'N las. WoTHERsPooN.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20

EXAMINE our fine line Of G gents under
wear at 'A''
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OGDEN Business Notices.

vov i the time to get bargains in
,.o HT@ goods and hosiery, at a .noov,s
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20

. GOOD. second hand Lyon q + Healy
q eU Iii he sold at auction on Satur-
Plano . O'clock pm. at J. Boyle's
o uay az house on Fifth Street. =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20
The Brunswick.

Restaurant and oyster parlors--late
Coffee Johns.
European and American plans.
ROGERS & RICH, Proprietors,
Main Street, Ogden, Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-20

THzD&R. G. coal IS growing in
,o IHE =, favor AZ every day. Try it and
ave PgH money. l.. Farr & Co. Main
street.
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