The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-09-19
BRIGHT BITS.

If we are wealthy il is best not to boast about
it; it is better still not to be ashamed Of the
manner in which we acquired our wealth.
Philadelphia CAL.
CLERK-What can do for you, sir?
Professor-I-I-wel that's a nice affair;
really don't know what was told to get. But
no matter, give me something similar.-FIie-
gende Batter
my dear young friend, he said solemnly, IF
you are so fond of beer at your age, what do
you suppose you will be when you reach your
prince"
"A politician, responded the youth--P,cl;
HOTEL CLERK Ito guest)- Your bill is 81 50,
sir; And how did you find trade in town.
Guest-Trade! I'm NO drummer. I'm gen
tleman, and I'm travelling for pleasure.
Hotel Clerk (contritely)TI beg your pardon,
sir. Two dollars, please. Puck.
mister" '~'-'V''-"
You have Que, sir"
See ere, young man, ye may be smart
enough to run railroad, Int We can't run it into
me that that ere Sqiar' piece of papers roun'
nallowin' be 50 years old next October
Harper's Weekly saezz.
OMAHA DAME-Why don't you go to your own
Sunday school, Johnny?
JOHNNY like the Broad Avenue Sunday
school best; they have the picest, books
But they don't belong to our denomination
at all Does the preacher ever say anything
Yes he did once Hesaid hell was a State.
% numph You understood that explanation,
"Oh yes. Ilxnew right Off he meant Mis-
souri,. "-Omaho World -w
Nor so Much of a Joke After Allie had his
photograph taken one day when he was at the
beach with the boys. 1t was not good picture
good one. But he thought he would have a
joke with his wife about it, SO when he reached
home he handed it to her saying:
There is the pictureof anian who loves you"
a nt o.
her face as she said:9S ta4ss'a,
1T is like Jim. Where did you see himY"
He would give 2 good deal to know who Jim
iS-BOstO7l Courier ~ 80
CHARLIE" she san softly, 81 often think
what noble thing it is to have sphere and fill
it as you ought" ~
Have your returned Charlie after some
study.
particular work in life is
"Indeedr' replied Charlie, after some hesita-
ton. r,--A
Charlie, tell me, do you think am fitted to
y dunno, said he, absently. "Can you cook?"
Merchant Traveller.
THE COUNTRY IDEA OF IT.-New York Broker
Is there room for another street item?
New York Financial Editor-Yes, l can get in
a few lines 1r
well I've just contaminated a stock deal :"
-, An right, Tilput itldn. Did you make any
YES Stree, 1 made s17 by the operation"
Very well, I'll announce that Mr. Blank the
coming Napoleon OF ftnlnce cleared two mill
ions yesterday by shrewd deal"
That's the idea How much?'
Ten dollars. '-Ontaha World
TOGETHER they sat side by side Suddenly he
broke the silence. "Manetta," he said in per
suasive tones, Il have long waited and watched
for this opportunity My heart calls upon me
to speak.
Manetta started to arise as if to depart in an
ger.
Stay Henry cried. 'Stay let me detain
you yet moment. N.Y. means are ample
Il
Manetta suddenly showed interest. "And how
is your money invested?"
In various ways. In Mexican Central, Kelly
Motor and"
Say no more!" and she gave him O freezing
glance Il shall always esteem you as a friend,
Mr. Huntington. | shall always he pleased to
be sister to you; but nothing more. Boston
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