Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-07-11

much zero, doatinR HroundSin ythe air."
'sYnma ,be,cber Iife - rjacdl ted tho
sportivsf editor of our contemporary.
who hail spra wscd nippon b essting 1.-THE
gurgling Of fluids. and the clinking of
glasses. "Anl:tLia sum nrr, /" snid the
Arizonan,r slapping his l,apis On his
breast to warm them. :.Ali the parsons
have .! been frezs ont, aud the churches
shut up. You must uud r,tnnd," he
continued. ''our people; ais q sort Of
enlamander, breed. aud the hotter you
serve things up, the better they Ike it,;
20 when the parsons got 10 preaching
fire and birthstone, the boys just licked
TIL ir lips'like as they was being ieti.on
ice cream, and then it got known that
the devil bad given orders not to admit
any more Yuma people into his domin-
ions, because they growled about the
cold as SOON us they got tn re, ami
kicked mp merry ShoeI for rxtrt blank
cts Mt nigh; well, that just settled il,
for the parsons knew that~if that place
w'ts c.oaed, there wasn't no nse prrach-
ing about any future Eta q for the
Yuma boys for there wasn't no other
pl"ce i'll the next world where they
would have felt to home anyhow. .~-....
Guess that's one of them Eoquimau
dogs, and takes his color from the
grounds" <enqur!nglxt remarked. 'ihG
stranger as his eye lit ON the Po5tmus-
ter's snow-whte beef expung-r. which
had been attracted to the spot by u re.
port that the proprielurs of the Gem
intended setting out free Lunch.
''Reckon that ioit's frost Bit" he con-
tinued. on noticing the tri-pctlnl move
ments Of the dog. who usually Carries
his fourth foot in reserve for special
emergencies such rs the sn lden lar .li;:g
OF Thunderstorm, tn firing of guns on
the Fourth Of July, or the explosion OF
fire crackers in his immediate vicinity
'DhGs down orr way" said the Yunn
"an, are IL leeilr .lmrticuIar;s some like
their nient irhY, and Others will have il
cooked; well, ot>r folks inst give. it to
them MI raw, 20 them that like it that
way have it,, and them thrt want it
cooked, only hnve to lay it in the sun II
fc&!seeunds ,fntl watcA till it's done to-
their taste. The fact is grntlemen," hc
went on, Il could give yun instmnccs 10
show that it'd iairly warm down. in our
section of the moral vineyard, but you
might think I WIS 'piIing it o. and
there's nothing so discou nging when Il
man Ia telling the straight truth as to be;
suspected of doing the other thing.
We'll, yes, don't mind if i do, - Ii,
aided in response to nm invitation to
lubricnte his Iarnyx.. mines another
glass, of hot whiakey. nm barkeep,- you
might just rub in spoonful OF cay
enne. - I - ......a... ~ ~ 4
When our meteorological editor, on
returning to. his .ahctum next door,
Looked at the therIn ometer and suw
thnt it indicated only ln4 degrees lac
sank into IL seat and gave way to his
feelings, which in this case MEANT
Feeling iH the bottom OF the waste
basket for a certain mysterious vitreous
ton, which he ia wont to-
draw inspiration inn 1nid stite, and by
means Of which be takes his. meteoro.'
Logical obse. vntions By pmcing it's
mouth to his and clevitimg the further
extremity in the direction taken by the
prophet Elij.h, when he departed
hence. ID. 81. ..... ..-- j. /
MonAL:-Wheui yon are inclined to
complain about the hent in Eiko, re-
that there IRE hotter plnres
both i'll this world aud the next, and re-
solve to shape your course so ms to steer
clenr OF them. .r 49,. .|.'a ...#.r...
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