Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-07-16
4 WONDERFUL CHANGE.
HON A FASHIONABLE YOUNG Wo-
 MAN BECAME INTELLECTUAL.

"AFNAN SGCFNNE NtN GG@N( OFNA-s
 All Owing Co the "Pumper" and the
 'PoIisher"-Fining UP With Insorma-
 ton Every Few Days SIemoriEing
 Bright Sayings and Funny Stories
 Julia is the most vehemently fashion able young woman l know. Her raiment is always stunning. the glitter of her dia- nOnds Is bewildering, her bonnet a5pires upward in an excelsior way that is quite oyerpowering, and the cOrsIges Of her fuii dress toilets lead the van of retreat in the other direction. Julia is and has always been brilliant and beautiful to the eye, and nothing else 1T her precious little head had been Q wax form in a hair d-cssar's window it couldn't have had less in it. But not very long ago tho son and heir Of a family that goes in for the il- tellectual took Julla's wealth and JIl.c along with it Co his pocket and heart, and since then the most amazing change h-s come over her. She Is not a whit less strenuoUsly stylish than she was before but she has actually become quite intel lectUal, and l. even brilliant in cOnversa- ti0n. She who was never known to say NAAtA- s'Nt-asAAAAaAr +AA''AN a~-h+AH4g VI AA- teiligcnce than "Oh. how lOvClyr' can now talk Interestingly about alno any thing that society knows ubOU-. s.i is wittier and more sparkling thEI aay Of her husbands intellectual circle. ] said something to her the o;icr day about wha, a wonderful change marriage had made ia her, aud she lau .hcd and said:
 "Oh, it -a't marriage that has done that. It's all owing to the bumper and the polisher."
 ''The whOsr
 ''Thc bumper and the polisher," sLo rc- piled, as oooiiy as if she had been telling ne what taiioc l.ei made --dress That is what ] call them, because one of them pumps information into me by the head ful, and the other 1oii-'-cr -le off. makes I-c brilliant. ts.l ... -... @ scy tO hc witty. lol sc. s...- ! F-.- married found that e.. uy .-s,..i... 20 le.liiy were tol Hwiu,ly c-i-l.s-i s-. .l.. gent t0 tr.nk auythir- ci my ll.. and i;a- uouds, and that they ~.-s . posed to look down on ue Gs eu a-Iiy headed chlJterboN who dilE'- l.-eT ar..aing and wasn't very smart s-. .r 7. ,..l. l just vowed Co HyTc.i . ..ry .i i.-. Int do it, and that 'd a,a'.. ,-... t..a..'.l tO have lac in the .aU iy. ..-. l ,.-i,in't think Of going into fnc tF.s.- a... y.J know. studying. u.i an ts..-. Ii.--l' the time, and it wo-I EH.s .-s Go a-Jch of e bore. ! Lad a1aHi 0F t.c -grucr; some or The Cirl- ! U...' .. .r'oyed him GrI sol sL.1 c four times week end get uIs 70 vi .nforma- ton about anything I want to know"
 '.But how can you tell what subject you | want Co bc filled ID withs'
 ''Oh, that's easy enough. You know conversation generally starts from some topic of the dry, and if you keep yourself pretty well filed 0l those you c1n keep your or going. Occo ruaily have him give me an extra hour or 90 on some other subject. and by starting inc conversation in that direction and gradually unloading all he has told me, l am getting rcquta- ton for culture that will eclipse that of my husbands sisters all put together"
 '.But y0u don't remember i-, 10 you, after you've uEl0llcd ClceF'
 ''GOodnes5. mol l dou't try Q. It's too much trouble. IT I think ! shnn need it lot him i'll mo ID G-ain On tho same sss5iect Ycu sec, he knows everything. l think he must eat and drink books as well ns read them. If ! want to know about Urgncr's music or MuEkacsy's paintincs. or Stan,ev's travels, or Aris- toDhaue's comedies I just sit down and lC. him talk i. at me for an hour. while listen and take a few notes, and altogether l remember enough of it Co pass for know iug great deal more than I do. Why, my dear you would he ustonished. per fectly astouished, if you knew how many patrons he has among the very best peO- pie Society is full of them. But I'll wager my new diamond eGr rings that not one of them would admit ever having heard of him.
 ''But the other one, whom you called tlIv polisher, what about himF'
 sOh. that's the funniest part of ft all You know I'm supposed Co bc quite witty, entertaining person. Well, that is all my polisher. I go tO him regularly every day, tell him where l expect to go and wh,S, expect to see, and then he gives me a Tot of bright things to say and queer little ideas to sandwich in and funny stories tO tell that will probably ie apropos tO the conversation that l shall enCace in. That man has been worth his weight in gold tO me and think I've paid him about that much already for his services. But never could have got on without him
 "DOes be have very many employers l asked. beginning to wonder how many of the bright things had admired only the night before had come from him.
 II don't know about that, because, Gs you can imagine, he keeps everything con. corning his business as secret as the grave But am awfully afraid he has begun t' duplicate his vitticisms in my own set. If he does that I suppose snail have Go deed him one of my mines oj.iriCht Co get his services ali to myself On. it's great bore. and it's Hwfully hard work, too. ] don't know whether or not I'll be able Co go through the winter with it. But I was determined I wouldn't be looked down on. Clara Belle in Cincinnati Enquirer