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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

"Thelr name IL legion" may be applied
10 those who die annually OF consumption,
although science has Of late years sensibly
diminished their number. Il 10 gratifying
10 know that The general use Of DR. WIS.,
rAR's BAfsAM or wn.D CIrKKRy IL largely
instrumental In attaining this end.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
nucrrrx.a ARxrcAlsALyE.

Tux Bxsr SALvx 10 the world for Cats,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores. letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and aii Skin Eruptions, and poei.
lively cures Piles, or no pay required. ~
"a guaranteed TO give perfect satisfaction,
or.mouey REFUNDED. Price - cents per
boz. FOR sale al Noyes' Drug Store Nor
war.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

Lightning knocked over three men who
were sitting on boxes In frout OF grocery
store IN Patterson, ". J. one OF them
was knocked senseless The other two
erclaimei-"Leggol I'm comm right
home"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
a GA r D.

ToAii Who arc surerins frOn tho errors and
inilscrctions % yogih. nervous veahness. eAfiy
decay. ioesof manhood. sc.. viii ssni . rceips
that vii euro yOa. FREE or ciiAn0E rhisgreai
r,meiy vas discovered by missionAry In south
America Send q selfaiirrssei envolors % tho
NV. josIYu 7. isxAs. Ssaf.s. p. Srs rsrs csfy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

A western paper warns us that young
farmers OF Dskots are starting east In
search ofwives." Porewunedi IL forearm.
81. New England husbands with young
and elegible wives, will have ample time
to load their shot-guns, and station the
dogs st the gates.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

A canal boat loaded with beer VA
sunk In the North River the other day.
and now al the trsnps In the city have
taken to drinking The water.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

"chsppie, you were At the seashore last
sessonf" Eyes" "Now what was the
most imposing sight you saw while ihsrei"
"well, about the most Imposing thing that
I can recolleet was my hotel bill"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

A careful estimate places the csiitornla
wine crop this year ~ i6.0oo,OoO gallons
Last year II WAS between IL and Is NIL
Hons. Had the vineyards not been dsmsg'
"a by frost the production would have
hasn nally so. .OOO. .OOO gallons.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

"Dld you meet with successf" asked q
nelghbor Of man who had returned from
prospecting for silver In New Mexico.
"0h. yes. I met with success, bat sue.
cess was going the other way. II could
have overtaken success would have been
Al right"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

A ses captain explains the reason OF thls
unusual heat and humidity OF the season.
lie says be knew that II would oe no, ana
muggy because he found the Temperature
OF the ualf Stream 10 be ~ degrees
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

From . portion Of the northwest, includ.
lug some IS, 900 square miies. comes long
lat OF distressing details OF hard suffering
from pro,rscted drought.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

The horses on the street cars OF New
York have suffered terribly during THIS ho'
weather. They die at the rate OF iorty :
DAY, and more than 1000 have died since
the lat OF June.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

Tennyson says, II have laid down my
pen for . while" but don't rejoice too
soon. lie may have bought typewriter.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

A Pennsylvania Jadge has decided tnn
frult hanging over Q fence belongs 70 tne
man over whose ground u 10 suspeaaeu,
and that he can cut on The limos OF 'ne
tree n he chooses.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
| n ~ nONNEN.
DuNTIST.

1912 cosgrss ST., Portland, Maine.
A,tt.a. I,,,A $500. $500. $500. Psr
"t q, ,.r n.st V.issais.d nshssr Plates
A. t.-a. rrsrtuoss performed a. kEpVchp
urfs iti WARRANTED 10 - sgtAi 10 hose
r,rtrust ly ne bs.i r.snii,i. In shis sisis.
- s-,s, ons of i,s assa sna bs'' ssuiF-
'iaas .n,,.
nf,s,, s.hrg .ppolnizsss ~ Haa sni ~
a,lts-,r,, .assuoo.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

Do not marry for riches, my son, bat
remember that the husband OF IN heirsss
Il seldom obliged 70 get up at nve o'clock
IN the morning and build the drs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

10 is sail tn, = craze for etsdyiBr the
Rus.Isu language ID sprlnyins 40. Th~is
are. however. easier ways of commlitieg
salcita
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

II Ia not Jas,lee IN pat Que lawyer on the
bench at . small salary and allow other
lAwers % talk him 10 death and collect
large fees for doing IL.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

IL IL 30 ho, down Ia New Jersey that
farmers are doing their hsying by noon
light. They use Jersey lightning ON dark
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

An stock entries at the Eastern Maine
Fair win close on Saturday, Aug. N'n'
Don't get left-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

The cats and the babies are chased to-
re,her A the Eastern Maine Fair.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

A tinsmIth near Exeter has . align which
reads, "Qasrt measures OF oil shapes and
sizes sold here"

FITS. All Fiz stopped free BY Dc. kliae's
Great Nerve Rsstorcr. No nts amer nrst days
s sss;,. ,,ss ~ u, s. eu ss io ps sn M
Arch 81. PhiiA-. Pa.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
VOLUME LIV.
AGRICULTURAL DEPARTMENT.

on practical Agricultural top
tcs ts solicited. Adircss AL communication
intendrsl for this department 10 AoUcvL
rCRAL knIrOs OxToRp DnnOcnAf, fAnis. n n
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

The chaps you see 10 the country dou.
bled up over bicycle are supposed 10 be
ssou plessurs bent"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
That Tired Feeling

The warm weather has dibllltating eject.
especially upon those who arc within doors
most of tho time. Tho peculiar. Jet common.
complaint known az shat tired feeling"
Il tho result. This feeling can 30 entirely
overcome By taking Hoods SarsapaTilla.
which gives new no and strength 70 al
the functions Of the body,
II could not sleeps hal no appetite. I
took Hoods sarsapariila and soon began 10
sleep soundly; could ret up without that
tired and langrId feeling; and my appetite
improved" Il. A. SASfoRp, Kent. Ohio.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

immense swarms Of locusts have invad'
"a Ouxtenala and San Salvador.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

valuable beds OF nltre have been diseov'
cred In Eareka county, New.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

When nsby - sisi, -. rsv, her c.,eriA
When shs 80 chll shs or sd fOf cl.loriA
whsa shs-bss.as Mis-, she q ans 70 cAsssrA
whsa che lad cLlllrsa. sAs E,,s lAsa cAs,r.A
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
| W DAVIS.
REIas suUHrr.Erf.

hras suURrrErF.
Banker 8 Broker.
Bonds, Bank ard R. R. Stocks,
n. % Male - Thrcs doors vest Cana
Nti'ctai nant.
Portinnd. uninc.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

UOR.rIo WOODBURY. A. NJ. "a. NJ.
Physician and Surgeon.
ofrcg oTTICE
.G :, ,.tBess open Day A h'ea''<
S. FIf
-1irrt Ir nfru .ss.on b Drs. I. 7. pata All
iflilr H Wesls. of fcrtAnd.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

Il h singular that so many eriminals
prefer going to Canada to going 70 prison.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
Strengthen the System,

iIood's sarapafllia 10 characterized BY
three peeullaTitles ist. the combtAaficA of
remedial agents; 81, the proporfs0ni III. mo
procso u securing tho active medleini
qualities The result Is medicine Of unusual
strength. efeciing cures hitherto unknown.
Send Tor book containing additional evidence.
"IIood's sarsapaTllla tones up my systerni
purifes my blood. sharpsns my altetlte. and
seems 90 make me over" y. u. THOMPSON,
Register of Deeds, Lowell. Mass.
"IIood's sarsaparills beats all others. and
isworth lfs weight In gold" j. bAkRISoroxs
10 bank street, New York CITY.
Hoods . SarsaparlIla
Sold BY all druggists tii sir for IS. Mads
only By Q. l. HOOD q Co, Lowell, Mass
100 Dosos Ono Dollar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

0AklNV
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
.....ir ss.sr vNrs.. A navel q psrlty, ,
- - .Ss'ssomsssss. More ecoacn cAl
80. i-rary sIrts. al esnnet - soat n
~. sih NJ mulilis u - % ts.l seor
E,f.L hakiso rospHS Co. ios Val
- - lUk.
Cu,. ~ ELDER.
attorney & Counsellor at Lac,
Resten. Mass.
s,-.li.nasSo. q siais street
GroH@r "' "''Hrr'
Counsellor at La'c.
gsckneid. Maine.
x,a- r,,.,, isr o,sOra c0uniy.
J.-r' : "H's"r'
attorney 1e Counsellor at Lar,
Parts. uaine.
...., .,,.,,t,, s,.sa 20 rooats Busin
T. c. WALKER.
.Iiiorrcy & Counsellor at LG'r,
Loveii. Maine.
Ious u. rHa,H.
.litoraey &C Counsellor al Lac,
Dixneid. uainc.
S.,. .,saslsu sivsa TO rrOesis ss'ins''
| q. "r"'r''
Counsellor at Lac.
Bucsaeid. Maine.
ppl.oS 4. mE"RioH.
.ittOrHey at Lac,
RetheL naine.
: urrCurNs.
li,oney G Counsellor at Lac
Rumford. raine.
T. 'urr"'
attorney at Ldlc.
s.s-rs, n,osa. nriaxs -. Ser~sy. hah's-
y 81. aucuft1a siren o. eo.le,e-e.
FO.rrH''sroS'
Attorney ( Counsellor At la~,
O--s a watsfi. ulosi.
Mechanic raii>. ne.
II. c DAVIS
.ftt0rney at Lac.
At raosArH oFTics.
Paus. hnt"e'
| T. "AHD''
A=ornsy & Counsellor at Law,
Andover. unine.
s,,.,Y rua.- isr osfori cousiy.
Rr,Hor a srranss.
l1orsy & cOunsellOrs al Law,
Norway. unine.
lN nrsEcT. sESAHp :. srrAAss
CH'HLrs A. noLr'
Attorney & Counsellor at la.,
HATHAWAY uLccK.
Vain ~. Norway. Nc
DR.o. y. HRAnnrnH'
soUTu PARIS. MAINE.
Ess,,.tss al u-os a. Astrs~s Houss.
Lsa ~. q. a. ssad q ne stars.
UoR,rIo WOODBURY. A. NJ. n. n.
Physician and Surgeon.
oncg oTTicE
,ii l, ,.iB.c.. open Day A h'eni'S
S. Frf
l,'--, ,r p.ru.....s - pr,.Ir.pss' All
ifi,fr H Wesss. of fcrtiAnd.
| DhT''' nOSsr'.
DENTIsT.
1912 Congress ST., Portland, xains.
Att-a. T,,,A. $500. 5000. $500. PsF
''t ,s or, h..s v.is.ais.d nass.r Plates.
Als.-a. rrsrauoas performed INDUCED
EArFs iti WARRANTED 10 - sgtAit 20 hose
r''trust .y ne ss.i pssii,is In shi' sisis.
- ,-,s 10 ous of ias sns's sna bss' ssuiF-
'si-as star,
hr,o,s s..h.tg sppoiniasss ~ nai sli ~
',l' srrrsi siesuoa.
DHs. JONES a CLARK.
Dentists.
Norway village. Maine.
-, lassr,ea o. Goid silver o. NuieAniie'i
Artu
! 80 fosts. 4. A. CLAHk.
W. DAVIS.
Surgeon Dentist
so. Paris. unine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

Ms PAPER rys:sr-s.E-ss- ry' IS. !. s...,ss.> a.
s:. - 49, ;. .-.... y .s = !. \ II sxw Soss
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
TUBERCULOSIS.

A shOr, time since the Cattle COmmis-
sionsrs went to Garland and made an
examination of the herd Of fifteen cattle
belonging to Libby & Merrill, and quar-
an,ined on the farm Of Mr.. ]. 4. Hamil-
ton. Two Of The herd vas found effect
ed and killed. the remainder was cOntina-
sd in = quarantine.
Below We give Mr.. Libby's version. in
: letter TO the Maias Farnsr.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23
fcopyrishi. 1877, BY At-ooi& A rsrbesl
THE GOOD OLD TINES OF A
CENTURY AGO.
By JupoK c. Y. WHITMAN.
Chapter XyH.
LrrE IN ruE SETTLEMENT.
LrrE IN THE SETTLEMENT.

Chapter XXH.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

pEAHcE a srEAuSs.
iaorrsys & COunsellOrs a, Law,
Norway. Whine.
IN nrsEcT. sESAHp SsrrAAss
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-08-23

Portland. uninc.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
WHAT DOCTORS SAY.

- daughter had been afflicted with Ca.
for over ten years. Her case would not
Yield to any of the remedies known TO the
general profession. / placed her under the
treatment Of DE-. YARNELL about hVe months
ago, and he has effected an entire cure. am
in the regular practice OF medicine, and nave
been for thirty.three years, and esteem II
duty, a. well A. IA pleasure, to thus publicly
acknowledge DIR. IARNELLs ability ahe
great success in treating chronic diseases;
JAMES NJ. nEENER, NJ. ID.
Farmland, Ind, sept z, lssO.
DIR. YARSELL has treated his cases in this
vicinity with commendable skill, and proven
himself an able and efficient physician, wor-
thy of the highest confidence of the people.
j. r. .PREZINGER, NJ. ID.
Greenville, o.
The high standing OF DIR. JAMES YARNELL
as a physician, and his able and efficient
treatment Of Chronic Diseases, to which he
devotes his entire attention, IL doing much
towards rescuing this branch of the practice
from the hands of quacks and charlatans,
md placing 1t on IA just and honorable basis
F. q. MCDIVITT, NJ. D., Richmond, Ind.
A WEAVER, NJ. D., C0vington, Ohio.
= JENNINGS, NJ. D., West Milton, ONO
S.F. BAKER. VI. d st. Paris. Ohio.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18


Mrs. Marshtield Steele left last night for
New York City.
Miss Effie Stafford. of Urbana. is the
guest of Miss Minnie Hurd
Miss Marie Miller will play at the com
ing convention OF Ohio music teachers at
Columbus.
Mr.. Frank Phillips. who is studying law
at Cincinnati, is home for Il weeks gayety
and vacation.
Miss Mary Lewis leaves next Thursday
for PENNSYLVANIA, 10 spend the summer.
She will attend school next year Al WeIies-
ley. near Boston.
At the meeting of the Flower mission.
Thursday, Mr. Will Kidder and Mr.. Walter
Rasenthal had both sent in handsome ham
pers OF flowers. which were much spprecia-
ted.
Mr.. Wilbur Crane returned last evening
from two weeks trip to Grand Rapids.
Mich. He travelled two days i'll order to get
home 10 Miss ConkliB's dancing party. and
felt repaid
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
Ladies.

Go to the great cheap sale of millinery at
the r. f. Souder store tomorrow and get
one of those lovely trimmed hats at IS
cents. worth Sa.25. We have a large as
sortment for Saturdays trade; 33 West
Main street.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18

On next Thursday merry party of So
ciety people will leave the city for John
sons Island, in Lake Erie, to spend two
months of the hot season on its delightful
and breeze-fanned shores. The party in
cludes Mr.. W. A. Scott and family; Mr..
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
YOUNG AND MIDDLE-AGED MEN.

The
will perfect in All such a nshy
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18

Jacobs and family; Mr.. Louis Phillips
and family, and Mr.. Fuller Trump
and family. The young ladies Of the
party will be Misses May Bookwalier,
Matte Scott. Name Winslow, Olive Stat
ford, Name Picking. oi BucyruS. GusSte
Conkln and Mary Cathcart.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
That Fire Residence

And three lots, known as the Hahn home
stead. on the northeast corner of Columbia
and Plum streets, will be sold, without re
serve OH Tuesday. June 2lst, at . p. III.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18

Cards are out for dance 10 be given
next Tuesday evening by Mr.. Clifford In
man at the residence of his uncle, Amos
Wolfe. ESD. on north Market street. Ii
promises to be- very pleasant affair
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
Legal Notice.

Mary Wagner. EIphs Coble and George Co
Bile. residing in Indianapolis. in the stat. ;of
Indiana. will take notice that on the I'd day Of
June. A. ID 1887. Theodore II. Brown filed his
petition In the court OF common pleas Of Clark
county. Ohio, In case No. s136. against the
above named Mary Wagner and others, pray
ing for the foreclosure of mortgage made by
Jacob Cobie and Mary Coble to plaintiff. on lot
Sewer. Sec. 10. town 1. range 9. N. X. ::
plat OF same 10 recorded IN Records Of Plats of
said county. page l6S. given to secure a note on
which there IL balance due Of s566. with per
cent interest from Nov. "a. 1885.
You are required to answer said petition on
or before the 9th day OF August. A u. 1887.
THEODORE II BROWN.
By 0sCART. MARTIN,
lat His Attorney.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
WHAT MiNlsTERa SAY.
ELDER BRAND0H.

khDhA DAANDO1s
my duties as a Christian minister take me
often among the afiicted, and have bad n
excellent opportunity Of observing the ~
suits of DIR. SARNELLS treatment. H0 he's
performed some astonishing cures in cases in
which l was much interested, aud hD Woa
the confidence and highest respect OF tbs
best people Of this community. No invalid
need be afraid to trust him.
REV. RICHARD BRANDON,
Covinston, o.
A BAPTIST AlNl0TRA
feel that | would have been compelled to
give up the Ministry, and possibly would not
have been alive, had 1t not been for DR- YAB-
SELL's remedies.
REV. JAMES RANDLR.
west Llbsrty,O
METHOD1ST MINlSTER1.
Redwood, Union CO.. o., Feb. S, loR
JAMES YARSKLL, N. D., Richmond, Ind:
Dear Sr-It Is not saying too Aneh, that
you have brought my VIE from the very
gates of death, again to stand by my side in
the old strength of years gons by. Words
can not express our gratitude.
REV. W. n. CREAhER
I have known DIR. YARNELL for twenty
years. He is considerations physician, and
\ most successful practitioner.
REV. RICHARD PfTZER,
Knoxville, Tenn.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18

Hahn'S sale, TUESDAY, June 2Ist, al
y. IN.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
ITCHING FIVE LONG YEARS.

NEw BLOOMFIELD. Miss. Jan. ?, 1856
HOP BTrTERs Co.:
1 wish TO say to you that have been suffer
| ing for the last nye years with a severe itch
| Ing all over. | have heard OF Hop Bitters and
have tried II. l have used up four bottles. and
| IL has done me more good than all the doctors
| and medicines that they could use on or with
| me. am old and poor but feel TO bless you for
such relief from your medicine and torment
| OF the doctors. | have had fifteen doctors at
me. One gave me seven ounces Of solution of
| arsenic; another took four quarts of blood
from me. All they could tell was that 1t was
of your medicine. am well and my skin is
HENRY KNoCHE.
GooD WORDs-FROs Coon AurHoRiTY.-
We confess that we are perfectly amazed
at the run of your Hop Bitters. We never had
anything like 10 and never heard Of the like.
The writer (Benton} has been selling drugs
here nearly thirty years. and has seen the rise
OF HOstetters. Vinegar and:all other bitters
and patent medicines. but never did any Of
them In their best days. begin to have the run
enough Of them We are out of them hall the
time. From letter To Hop Bittsrs Co
from Benton, Myers i Co.. Wholesale Drug
COOP roK BasTrs.-"we are pleased to say
that our baby was permanently cured Of 3
serious prOtracted irregularity of the bowels
BY the use OF Hop Bitters by its mother, which
al the same restored her to perfect health and
strength. Tax PARENTS.
AIsERABLENESS.
The most wonderful and marvellous success
In eases where persons are sick or pining AWAY
from . condition Of miserabeneSs that no one
knows what xils them profitable patients for
dOctors). 10 obtained by the use of Hop Bitters.
They begin to cure from the nrst dose. and
keep it up until perfect health and strength
is restored.
WICKED FOR CLERGYMEN
Il believe IL to be all wrong and even wicked
for clergymen or other public men to be led
into giving testimonials TO quack doctors or
vile stuffs called medicines. but when really
meritorious article IL made up OF common val
uable remedies known to all. and that all ply
sicians use and trust In daily. We should freely
commend Il. Therefore cheerfuliy and heart
3 commend Hop Bitters for the good they
have done me and my friends, firmly believing
they have no equal for family use. | will not
he without them Rev. T.. K. Warren. ScIpio
New York.
4 GoOD ACCoUNr.-''To sum it up, six long
years Of bedridden sickness and suffering
costing s3D per year. total 81 100. all of which
was stopped by three bottles Of Hop Bitters
taken by my wife. who has done her own
housework for a year since without the loss OF
day. and | want everybody Ia know IL for
their beneft. John Weeks. Butler.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-18
Dr.. JAMES YARNEll.


to
do
mpnt Nofsi No
dissp mrnt E to cue
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-09-10
Likely to Becs ne Dangerous.

There were three IF us walking over the
battlefield of Chickamauga, when we met a
cclored man in the woods with an old army
musket on his shoulder When asked what
game he was after he replied
"Pze lookin' fur q pusson named Joe Peas
~. an when 1 sot eyes on him he's gwine to
dropl"
whats Joe been doing?'
"He stole my wife away TIE been laytn'
fur him desc las sixteen vars"
"You have been a long time getting mad
about it."
"Dat's a fack; but Pze mad now"
He dropped behind, and pretty soon we en-
countered a second coIored man He also
had musket on his shoulder and a tragic
lock on his face.
After squirrels~ was asked as he halted
mo, sah rze arter pusson named Sam
Benham, an when 1 sot eyes ON him he kin
say far'well to dis worldi"
"What's Sam been doing9"
"He says l run'd off wild his wife. sab. TIE
bin huntin' him for ober fifteen Vars"
We passed along, and about ten minutes
later the two old muskets began to pop The
fusilade was kept up for quarter of an hour
and then there was deep silence When we
circled around and struck the highway we
saw one man Logging it up the road and the
from his seat on log and said:
81 had to come down and stop it. They
have kept this thing up every day for the
last six months, and the first thing they know
they'll hurt each other. Detroit Free Press.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-09-10
Heading Him Off

"Mr. Featherly," said Robby at the dinner
table, "what's an averages"
"An averages"
eyes. Pa says you come to see sister twice
q week on an average"
Featherly was very much amused. After
explaining to Bobby the meaning of the word,
he said:
~ suppose you thought it was some kind of
a carriage, Bobby?"
II thought perhaps it might be a bicycle,
but knew it couldn't be carriage, because
ma says you're too mean to hire"
Bobby, interrupted his mother, "wilI you
have another piece of pie2"-New York Sun.