St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-12-25
in constant danger of catching cold. he

in constant danger of catching cold, he
Is so near the ground all the time.
County Auditor Kahn wondering if
he'll ever be Obliged to 60 back to set
ting type again.
Manager Scott, of the Grand, wonder
ing If there Will be many changes in the
theater business iii st. Paul before next
Christmas.
Ed Hilton considering the ACCESSIBILITY
of wearing dresses, it is so difficult to
get trousers made large enough for him.
Al Keegan arguing that Lake Elmo
will he the most popular lake resort in
Minnesota within five years.
DR.. Day wondering if p0StmaSterS in
the hereafter are allowed to hold office
as long as they are in this world.
Charley Petsch sizing himself up in
mirror and wondering if, in view of the
long time he has served as alderman, it
isn't about time for him to begin TO grow
larger around the waist.
w. III. Dixon looking wan and tired,
because he hasn't heard new story for
a long time now.
F. r. Welz, of the Merchants, cOntem-
plating the purchase of a pair of cOrsets
to give his figure more Partisan con-
tour.
Fred Foster tobogganing down Third
CtkCCt Oli lAlC bttiGo VI Ilo lDaCC A1DClO.
Joe Henshaw, of the Ryan in 1920,
wearing diamonds and smoking gold
plated cigars.
Johnny Langdon in 1918 with dark
brown mustache capable of being
waXed and curled.
w. W. Erwin wondering whether he
could win as easily at poker as he does
at the bar.
Johnny Ford. in 1925, landlord of
fourteen-Story hotel on the corner of
Greenbrier and Reaney streets.
Stanford Newell going up Wabasha
street to photograph gallery to see if
there are enough of his whiskerS to en-
courage the camera into taking one.
Col. Dudley standing under the cleo
trio light mast at Seven corners Won
dering which he had rather be super
intendent of, cable car line or large
fat turkey at Christmas dinner.
Internal Revenue Collector Biermann
satisfying himself that he enjoys soft
snap i'll St. Paul better than he would a
cold snap on his farm.
Banker Bickel urging his sons to keep
clear OF politics and pay attention to
real estate and money lOaning.
Judge German trying to discover why
it is that he can probate eyerybody's
will but his own.
Judge NeISOn, through the WINDOW OF
the Minnesota club, making it decidedly
interesting for a twelve-pOund turkey
roasted to a turn and painted red with
cranberry sauce.
Ansel Oppenheim giving it out that
he is satisfied that somebody else should
get the credit of building the Minnesota
IL Northwestern railroad so long as he
is able to get good share of the money
made by the corporation.
Mayor Smith trying to persuade John
Barnes that base ball can be played on
ice.
A. D. Talmadge humming to himself:
II had rather be secretary of the cham
Der of commerce than king of the Canni-
bal islands"
John Foley telling a Dakota friend
that the Claredon hotel ranks with the
leading hOstelries in the country regard
less of politics.
DR.. Macdonald in his snoWshoe cos
tune looks like flannel-mounted ice
berg from Davis strait.
DR.. Quinn looking wistfully towards
the Pacific coast and wondering if he
should happen to go broke out there,
how long it would take him to walk
back on snowShOeS.
Henry Nickel fishing through the ice