The Portland daily press., 1887-02-19
phxsloIans Have Found out


That communicating and foreign element In the
blood, developed by indigestion, is the cause Of
rheumatism. This settles upon the sensitive sub
cutaneous covering of the muscles and ligaments
Of the joints, causing constant and shifting pain
and aggregating as calcareous deposit which
produces stiffness and distortion Of the joints. No
fact which experience has demonstrated In regard
10 HOstetter's Stomach Bitters has stronger evil
dence TO support than this namely, that this med
icine of comprehensive uses checks the formida-
BILE and atr0cions disease, nor Is 1t less positively
established that IL is preferable to the p0isons Of
ten used to arrest IT, since the medicine contains
only saluiary ingredients IL IL also signal rem
Kidney and bladder ailments, debility and other
disorders. See thatyou get the genuine
A little Virginia darkey named Cyrus had an
older brother Cassus, who had spent winter in
Washington in swell society, ana when he re-
turned home he set himself up as a teacher to
his less cultured family. One day at the table
Cyrus said TO him.
.'Gimme some 'lasses' CASH"
"You must say m0lasses," corrected Cassius.
"Ugh" grunted Cyrus; shows gwine to say
mo- Iasses when hain't had none?"
If the mother is feeble, it is impossible that her
children should be strong. Take Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
'nOt any Invisible lnk!' she dsheu the ceIh III
I'VE have" said the clerk.
Zone bottle, please"
"0h II isn't for me- but for a young man who
writes TO me. Mamma has got in the habit Of
opening my letters, and we propose that she shall
Parents, do not fail TO give DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup to the little ones for cough, cold, and
Group.
jumped from car and sprained my ankle,
Salvation Oil. the great pain extinguisher, cured
it in three days. 1t is now as well as ever
A Chicago lady was somewhat taken aback the
other day at a reply given by her domestic. The
weather becoming cooler she stepped to the
maggie. ii is getting quite cool in the parlor,
and think we had better have little fire In the
grste." -. >,
answered the "help."
Prompt relief IN sickheadache dizziness, nausea
constipation, pain IN the SIDE etc. guaranteed to
those using Carter's Little Itsef Pills. One pill
a dose. 20 cents.
A letter which was addressed to party in
FEATHER. Mich' was sent to post office expert.
He forwarded 1t TO Paw Paw, Michigan He
guessed right,
For the relief and cure of the inflammation
and congestion called "a cold in the head" there
is more potency in Ely's Cream Balm than in
anything else it is possible TO prescribe. This
preparation has for years past been making
brilliant success as remedy for cold in the head,
catarrh and hay fever. Used in the initial stages
of these complaints Cream Balm prevents any Sc
rious development OF the symptoms, while almost
numberless eases are on record of radical cures
OF chronic catarrh and hay fever after all other
modes Of treatment have proved OF no avail.
Brides little sbrother-Did 1t hurt you much
when she did jt2
Bridegro0W-What hurt me?
Little brotheT-Tbe hook. Did it go In your
lip?
Bridegroom-Why johnnie, don't know what
you mean.
Brides mother-Leave the table this instant,
Johnniel
Little brother-What for? / only wanted to
know Il 1t hurt him. You said Sis had flshed for