Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-12-09
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COOP at pinch--The Grain
A BABY is the best cry-teary.'up. 7.,,
HALE loaf is better than no w.,
ton. "ca'
ABOUT the first thing lost at sea w.,
the sight of land.-Cdrl Pret,e,
AN exchange announced, on tbo d.,
of a lady, that "she lived fifty ve,s'
with her husband, and died in conSs 1ass
hope of a better life. "-Teras S;0;aS1
A F1RE-pRooF paper has been i
vented. Some editors We know ouaht
to take quantity along with them wn 1us
they die, if they expect to cont;nua
publishing after this life. Terms s;s.
ings.
"PM so deathly afraid of the cav. "
said Mrs. Timid, especially The
fast trains. I'd rather walk any tine o
than get on an express train" "Tbos.
so, said her husband who isa bruta
you always travel on afraid train"
CHE italian government is endeav
oring to negotiate for 100000 lires
says an exchange. Jeewhizz! If tina
Italians take them from this country
what =! how thunder! We can't CON.
duct presidential campaign at all newt
year !--Ne,cma'a Independent
THE New York Truth has interviewed
man in that city who makes PROBES.
sion of training feas, and the man as.
serts that no flea lives to be over oue
year old. The flea may be short-lived
bird, but nevertheless, in one Short
year he can canse more hard feelings
than baseball ur1pire.-PccA's San.
"My DEAR" said husband, gently
rousing his wife--the lady was danger
ously ill-"Nrs. DeHobson called a lit.
tie while ago and left her love and SYM.
pathy for you. She seemed deeply af-
fected." "John, said the sick lady, in
a very weak tone Of voice, as she slowly
Enclosed her eyes, what did she have
on?"
Mrs. MoNEYBAGs Ito her husbandj-
Now understand me, Mr.. iMoneybags.
Unless l can sit on the right-hapd side
OF the ship I don't want my meals at all.
Mr., Moneybags-Why, my dear? Mrs.
Moneybags-I heard some one say the
star board would be on that side and I
guess we're rich enough to have the
best.
ANXIOUS Chicago Father Ito friend
Il fear that my son will never amount
to anything" II heard" the friend
consolingly replied, chat he had writ.
ten magnificent criticism on The school,
of American realism" ooh, yes, he !
did that, but he sold COW for ten dol
lars when he might just as we'll have
got ten and g. quarter. "-.4rkanso,r
IrGueler.
"HAvE system about what you do; no
man ever failed who had system and
followed it in work." said the lecturer.
"Naw, mabby not!" said the Leadvils
man in the back part of the hall, as he
got up and went out give heard all
that kind O talk want to. Five years
ago I had $4,000 and the best system
for beating faro ever tried in Colorado,
and now amt got cent and I'm will
in to trade my system for brindle
pup."--Fred Carruth.
"1Es" said the good Boston lady,
"my son lives out in Dakota and is
think, doing q good work for his town.
"is he in the ministry?" ooh, no; but
he has been running bank there for
the last five years-a savings bank
take it-and must certainly do great
deal toward preventing the poor people
from spending their money so foollshly,
as l know he is very enthusiastic about
anything of the kind, and says his bank
sometimes has more business than II
can do. But the poor boy has dis
couragements after all only last week
he wrote about one of his dealers steal
ing $50 OF the rake-off whatever they
may be. "-DGEOin Bell.
IN INCEN1IEE TO dMILY PRIDE.
The hired man took long pull Az
the water jug, replaced the corncoo
stopper, set it carefully down in the
shady corner of the fence with his YES.
over it. and, sitting down on the end Of
Approaching rail, while the boys gathered
around him, began:
"Once upon time worked for III
man out in Chemung County, and'
tell you, lie was the dandiest man
ever worked for Take it Fourth Oh
July, Decoration Day, or circus aa''
didn't make no difference what we was
dom, nor how big the hurry was, hea
always hitch on to his big wagon anu
say: Jump in, boys, every mothef
son of you; I won't have no man u
mine workin' on farm when thelc0