Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-06-25

)oboIruphy. Ho eoyo t0o proper WY W WSsy |
O this style Of nirtinG h for the golden
youth 10 M On the objecs Of nirsation q 81
window immediatsly oppoaite. and 70 hnd
ehat there n 4 certain amount Of recipgoca-
tion. II she smiles, half the battle 10 over.
Then he must put his head and body half
way out In Q manner TO suggest thes u me
fair unknown refuses his suit he viii prscip.
itats himself ON the clothes.linsA faes and
Rr,es plot beneath. The young ledy must
respond By giving vent 70 tiny scream ano
then explain by signs that the golden youth
viii not be rcpulsed should hs venture 70
speak 10 her on the street. ANerWards ID
ia order to invite him TO CALL and 70 indo.
ducs him to her mother, intimstinG that abe
met him ct the Independent Five Dali OF
some similarly fashionable social affAir
I was an eye witness some time a9o to
REGULAR form OF filtration, which might b
styled the serlo- comic conglomerAts mag.
netic double-fip reversible front action
method, and which wss enacted By blue.
eyed maiden and tall, black haired youth
who were approaching each other On opposite
sides OF the street. 1t 10 customary In this
method Of filtration for the young lsdy TO
begin preliminaries and this particular cose
Wa NO exception TO the rule, for the blue.
eyed maid very prettily opeoed oporsstons
| by bewitcbinely gazing upon the suscepdole
| youth. OF course he immediately "caught
on" and smole smile full Of tender siguid.
canoe the young lady thersupon expanded
| her rosy lips ia token Of reclprocAted adsc.
tlon, aud ixed har bright eyes unflnchinsly
upon those Of ths tall youth. The cooperative
power OF their mutual admiration and the
| magnetism OF their deeply impsssionsd gas
held them for moment spell-bound. and 10
| the words of the late Hexikiah Bumpkina
4 In - tn4Y
were smited." But alas, while thus lost 10
Tho deep enjoyment Of the blissful situsoon'
| the maiden failed to take heed OF the treoch.
| erous and uneven condition OF the ground
| whereon she 20 lightly trod, and projecting
| psve-stone untimely Interrupted their dream
| of bliss and brought the maiden to . more
practical frame OF mind BY prostrsting her
/ upon her face amid . Whirl OF duttertng
skirts, and profuse and confused display o.
striped hose and other unmentiouablea. a
| careful examination revealed the fact tha
though the sidewalk was not any the wors'
!. for the happening, yet the msidsns proooec ct
boro unmistaksble evidence OF severe fall
l The tall youth, in the meantime, hsvinl
from his side Of the street taken In sll th
peculisrlties II the ed oatsstrophy ths
J, hsd abruptly broken the magnetic charm q
q the msiden's uphnching gaze. strolle
, mech hanicslly away, bland smile asitstin
, the muscles OF his mouth, and soon afte
r entered Q saloon where he probably browne
n all embarrassing reoollections In the tiowtn
: bowl For obvious reasons this pair OF staI
? crossed airts do not now recognise each otht
Q - they pass by; for,
!. "The spell Is pass ed, the dream Is DER.
Aud though they meet they speak NO more"
Q Bat, though the above 10 very dangerou
o kind of Irritation. It 10 not bali - much .
q | q admiration for . married lsdy, especisil
D in the presence OF her husband, II, persdven
Z ture, he be bigger man than yourself, an
Z not endowed with the sweetest OF tempers
Q The result will be much the same, whethl
b she smiles ON you or not under the av.ifdu
Il | pois conditions mentioned. A broken nos
b | dislocated Jaw, ruined eyes and shastore
o | nervous system are some OF the minor peus
}, ties attendant upon this form OF tiirtatio
er o. course, a Ko Ko sayA "marrted mi
y never dirt" and 1t 10 hardly TO bs expected
10 these exemplary beings not TO emphstical
protest against and hastily resent any mi
II. iiested admiration OF other men for tn
ch wives whom they would have - good q
- | true - thcmeelveA.
y. But fear have already wearied and d.
ly gusted the patient reader and though the
Q. | are other kinds of fiirtations might speak
nj some almost II not quite - dangerous
1t those above mentioned, and othsrs OF
milder and less harmful nature, yet h
q that it would be better policy for me to clio
re with the hope that the reader may have
D. rived Q little profit ct least from this shC
In treatise, II may call 1t such, OF this oil Ia
10 portant suite JERRY CRUNCHRR.