The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-07-21
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allowed 10 escspsf
"A health l0arasi declares lbs, marble
iop tables are unhesl,by. Maybe ,hsi ia
slai msles them No white.
4 hotel waiter ibs, spills cup q BIO,
nasac 1oru the oats.de 81 p.ifo1. neek
osEhi 10 be tipped upsije dosn.
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luag W 'fiai he sho runs may read. >
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Il j. 20 great sosaer thai the pinee
q Wsies dances 20 ohsrmipgly The Bit
ish - payer settles 9Th The daaier.
81 there's snyihios that sonies sman
who sears pa,eni lesther shoes ii's 10 have
booihlsek ny 10 convince him that be
waols shine.
No matter how bad aud destructive a
boz fasy be. he never becomes 90 degraded
or loses ,elf rsspec. sufficiently as TO throw
mad pr circus poster,
Wife ''oh. doctor, BeplsmIn seems
10 ba sanderiog 10 bis mindf' Doctor.
gsho knows Bebi,min). ''Dont trouble
shout tia, be cant 70 far
Little Willie ~heu he frat saw his
baby cousin gsEed on the thing for q
moment In awed silence, and then whis-
peredl Mamma. is BIO = herr"
There are men 10 New York who
speud bali their time lodging people thew
have borrowed money Of, aud the other
bali IN hnniing up fresh victims.
a Georgia paper explains why so
many school teachers are old maids. II
Is because 10 woman Of sense is willing TO
give up goo position for $40 man.
--fhe boy who has been 10 swimming
under The blazing sun may DO distinguish
ed by bis tendency to keep away from
the back Of bis shir. as much as posi-
BILE.
The seabfook. N, H., selectmen have
decided that hen is not no animal All
those that have ever ilned at boarding
house will agree with them. The hen is
mineral
Say, Prof. said . freshmen TO the
lecturer, what makes fellows heart sink
when he's in troublei" ''The gravity of
the siiuaiion. Of course" was the eloquent
reioiuder.
III the people OF America " ould fiud
half as much fault with their Represents
,iyes 10 Congress As they do with their
base ball clubs, this country would be
much better governed.
Two girls spending their frst night
sway from home. MARY Mary
What is III" "Will you do me fayor?"
Yes" Will yon stay awake until go to
sleepl I'm so scared.
Beggsr Give me . nickel, sin Pc.
desirisu-Why, amt you the fellow
who had tin card hanging 90 your
breas, yesterday saying you were blindS
Beggar Eryes; but tried the faith cure
last night.
"A bow legged man WAS standing before
the stove warming himself A small boy
watched him iutently for while, and
then be brake out; Say, mister, you'r re
standing 100 near the lire, guess you re
= warpiug. "
New Yorker what fresh air you
have ont here. It's 80 much fresher than
ia New York" Farmer Jess sol That's
Jest what was saying to my old woman.
Why sin't all these BID cities built cut IN
the coantrsy
Mamma 10 Walter. who has jus, re
lnroel from bis first experience with
ishing rod What back 40 soonf Wall
Ter Yes N; | thought Id come home.
The sorms were 80 nervous coudn't grt
em on the hook.
Where did you get oil the Hsh. John.
niey" asked little urcbin Of bis chum,
" 10 hal big basket on bis arm. "Down
10 Tue market. To be sure, returned John.
uia. I'm going to take them out ia the
,ountfy aud sell them to the fisher meu
coming home"
"A woman 10 Pswtncket dreamed she
" ond die a, noon the following day, and :
busted herself during the morning getting
Aer grave clothes. Net TO be behind, her
husband went out to have 4 weed placed
IN bis hat When the deceased saw this
he got mad, aud has been quite alive ever
since
--"Beaaiiiulr' said the drummer
'Siriy birds 10 two hours, and only missed
30 shots" A quiet gentleman sitting 10
! corner Of the hotel ofiicc put down bis
paper, rushed seross the room and grssped
him warmly by the hand. "Allow me TO g
you Dir. be mid; II am 7
professional myself" professional
portsman." NO; professional liar. -
IA woman who is the prcad owner OF =
'ca. ecu, her boy for some poisonous flea
,ovder 10 kill the vermiu on the animal.
fhc boy led the powder to Billy instead
I making sn external application, a. Was
attended. The goat ale up the whole
Iose, Including the paper, add il still ..
lively ~ ever and ~ fall Of fess
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