Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1887-01-09

rs very resler-ay s-t t1efss -a-
o.-ef fh.ns has laezIn
What's hal assei fhs v-ll3r
"a parrot. sa-l ,laes6n4ge.
q parfol cr-d tie visitor. -N0s sla.
ga aifth 90 go4 sanl of a parf9s raaE
~rd ike - have him 81 ngas as ossr
lhe from. t0or. sald stOckbnd-e. 50 ta-
ssery nns 10 sA /. me hs a3p hs ~inz-
au1 hollsr Here comes t1E - ~.
asaln
S1o .i Field had got hold of The follow
ing iaer about our genial s0on-to-be -eaa
.lr. hs mlzaI hsys saved some oi 1ls har
some years sso the fat and iaany Coleus
sas i8silsi 20 swell military ball wa.-s on
visit % Washington. lis fsisads insisted
.a4l ae should - fuii dress.
-0. course. shall 80 i1l.y dressed. sad
Prank
84t you mus. wear a swallow lal- AMI
one button vest
~OA. never shan't expose my breast -n
thar fashion said tae Colonel
Al .a-l Ae ~as pe4aal.d q visit tae
a l3r. protesting al the while. fae ball
c4le ot ana ths colonel fr3m Kali
am..oo Vas there ia all ths glory
af4 .oR cls Vesr and a snowy 'front.' waicA
Ike bis v.sazs. vas mucA rlf.ei lie was
tas guest of Admiral Worien wlo had
p.afiaily pinned naval oatse u19n tre
appel Of bis friends new coat. Colonel
&
great number OF ladies aud wa getting ora
swimm.ns.y waen he was prsseatsi 90 a
sfaude Dime sAo misunderstood his'ite
Lifting bis badse she said, walle a sSeet
smile iisAied ner lovely face
.'l see your naval
Good God' gasped s.ockbridye 81 told
that taAor not 10 cut my yesl 50 low.
The roasting that has been iudligel in
during the pas. week was sufficient 10 pre-
pare meat for dozen baroecues. The
state Military Board nos consists OF the
handsome aud debonair T. j. Ensign, Of
p.troit, and our own gallant ani handsome
r Croi,on Fox Both have the rank 81 9
Colonel. both are blondes, a is also Ia
sDsct0- General Frank d. Newberry. Of
CsiIwarer. who Is also a blonde aud as
handsome as man who lives continually
.n C1ldwater can bs. Col. Fox. as is wrl.
known here is n SAINT aud has his home
with the other SAINTS az Saints Res. When
he arrived at thar abode OF the biest on bis
return from Lansing Friday evening be
found al the boys and number of visitors
drawn up I'm line under command of
Adj. Georse Pan1lud 70 reeve Aial.
he wss saluied nt. mJter> and the roast
.u- and toast.nr of the Colonel was con-
raued bv the Saints and their guests unit.
the hour Of retiring. Despite col box
protests hosts and guests insisted upon es-
corning him e. the C9lonel's quarters rs
"Cro's" chamber had already been dubbed.
When the Colonel had finished bis custom
ry desotons he turned down the silSen
and satin quilts and beneath the snowy
sheet a GIT met his gaze calculated To-
quail he ss9utest heart. Beneath the pill
0x shams ~ a beautiful banner inscribed
The Hero of MgskeSon, and inside the
couch were piled shOtguns, niles. reyolvsrs
small ctnnons. cutiasses, sgoris, sahera
sarscrs. earonsts fzed and unhxei
snd everything 10 the house
ofa military or warlike nature His pile
lows rented upon pile If books. consisting
of p.on's Tastes, KRIS Customs Of the
Service Grants Memoirs. M,relian's Orn
story The Militia Laws Of Michigan. a nes7
rolume entitled. The Farmer 10 the War.
By Mr. &. g. Luce. and 81 unfinished man
uscript BY the newly-app0il,ei King Of
Bulgaria entitled. The efficacy Of ihe Ga,-
ing Gun a. Corn Shel-r Yesterday
Colonel Fox. With some friends and Cao-
| tan Fa-ns~0rth. OF Detroit were tinirr a.
Zoe Pe1insuiar Club and here again se
/ colonel was constantly saiuted -the walters
tod a. parade rest and the roas. con..n-
uei the fox iswily and Gee, Of foot but
the sli1ts OF Grand E,p'ts < i' continue TO
msSs It unhappy for be handsome c7.9aei.
Ever -s. shaved b. a drunken barber
ft 7, vas as- night an4 tee Oh villain
kept me- IN -or.u-e for = qraAer of IN ho1r.
/ fl pot rrt my thros. cg. or- .hs cou-
raael apprehension that woa-d was fsr
verse t1an .he reality Afs- te wa'
I ,r-aa.1 handed him dime an.-
.tant voa ashamed ~ Yourself
.Rss sme5 .hcl ~ course 7 an. h.r
ns-st syou come lhl,f I'll shave vor la
I r1e ,a.a r.9m h.c
AaI sn people marvel nj - Increase ia