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Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
SHAM MARTYRDoMS.
Scripture Applied to the Actions of
Stubborn COhabs.

EDITOR DEMOCRAT: Theologians are
continually quarrelling about the inter-
tations of the Scriptures, each one claim
ing that his construction is superior to all
others. There is one passage of Scripture
which only needs common sense inter-
probation. 1t reads:
"But if any provide not for his own,
and specially for those of his own house,
he hath denied the faith, and is worse
than an infidel." l Tim. V. s.
The right meaning of fidelity is to be
true and faithful and the meaning of in
fidelity is to be untrue and unfaithful
The modern meaning of "infdel" is an
unbeliever in Christianity, while the an
cient meaning was apostate. But it
makes little difference to this writing
which definition is accepted. Then what
is the meaning of the passage just
quoted? 1t means exactly what it says,
that is, man who will not provide for
his kindred, especially his wife and
children is worse than an apostate, or,
if preferable, an infidel.
Now if those who have been convicted
under the provisions of the Edmunds act
will consider this matter in their quiet,
lucy Will SCO III
places them in a very unenviable posi-
ton. By refusing to promise to obey the
law they enclose themselves in a prison.
Many of them leave little children I'M
provided for and who will suffer by the
absence of their father. Mothers have
to take the responsibility of caring for
and supporting the family. Women and
children are made to suffer unnecessary
hardships. What for? Because their
husbands and father have refused to pro-
vide for them by refusing to stay out of
prison. According to the Bible such men
are worse than infidels. God does not
require men to neglect their families and
he condemns instead of blessing, them
for so doing Neither does God require
men to disobey the law, but instead tells
them to be Subject unto the powers that
be, for all power is ordained of God" 1t
is great mistake for man to think he
pleases the Almighty by disobeying the
laws of his country, going to prison and
neglecting his family, for all such work is
in positive conflict with the teachings of
the Bible.
Suppose the authorities of the Mormon
Church should come forth tomorrow and
say: Brethren, God does not require
you to break the laws of the land
neither does he require you to neglect
your families; but, on the other hand, he
you TO be subject to the laws
and above all, to support your families.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
MILITARY NOTES.
Personal Mention and Leaves from
Headquarters.

Captain and Mrs. Badger have re-
turned from pleasant trip to the coast.
Army Leaves Granted.-Captain Lafay-
cite f. Campbell, assistant quartermas-
ter, Fort Leavenworth, one week extern
sion.
First Lieutenant Frederick d. Holton,
Second Cavalry, who was promoted last
December by the death of Lieutenant
Alonzo l.. O'Brien, has been ordered
from Walla Walla, w. T., to Fort Ceur
d'Alene, Idaho, to join his new troop.
First Lieutenant Edward S. Farrow,
Twenty-frst Infantry, the author of the
Military Encyclopedia" is in Washing
ton on leave from Fort Bridger, Wyo-
ming, to remain until Sunday or Mon
day. He is interested, with General
Rodenbough and many other army and
navy officers, in new paper about to be
established in New York.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
RAILWAY RUMBLES.
Personal and General Notes of Local
Interest.

Articles have been filed in the Sec
rotary of States Office for the incor-
poration of ''The Elko and Idaho Cen
trail Railroad Company" for rail-
road to run from Wells north to the
Idaho line; capital stock, $780, 900 ;
length of said road, 100 miles
incorporators, G. G. Wallace, of Eureka /;
G. w. Friend, S. c. Wright, ]. E. Jones,
F. B. Allen, Hume Yerington, James d.
Torreyson and Trenmore Coffin, of Car
son; A. G. Cleveland, of Cleveland, and
G. w. Baker, of Eureka. Directors-T.
Coffin, j. D. Torreyson, j. E. Jones,
Hume Warrington and A. G. Cleveland.
Also, articles of incorporation of
the Nevada, Idaho and Montana
Railway Company" to run from Win
nemucca north to camp McDermit were
filed. Length of road, 100 miles capital
stock, $1,500,000; same directors and in
corporators as in the Elko and Idaho
Central Company.
A bill passed both branches of the
Idaho Legislature last week, aiding the
construction of the latter road, and
efforts in the same direction will doubt
less be made during the present week for
the former.-TuScdrOrd TimeS-RegieT.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
THIRD DISTRICT COURT.
The Cases Before Judge Zane To-
day.

The following cases came up in the
Third District Court to-day:
In the case of Spillett vs.. Salt Lake
County, the defendant was allowed ten
days additional to answer.
In the case of Eliza Durnell VS.. John
Dowden, the order substituting the
affiant for the plaintiff was revoked, and
the plaintiff was given leave to withdraw
the complaint.
In the five cases of Geo. A. Meears vs..
John J. Daily, leave to file complaint in
Intervention was granted.
In the case of the People vs.. Charles
Gillmour, heard yesterday on appeal,
the jury returned verdict of guilty.
The defendant was sentenced to pay a
fine OF $40 and costs.
The case of the People vs.. John
Magauitti was heard, argued and sub
mitted and the jury returned verdict OF
not guilty.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

An old physician, retired from activs
practice, having had placed in his handle
by an East India missionary the formula
of a simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of Consump-
ton, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and
all Throat and Lung Affections, after
having thoroughly tested its wonderful
curative powers in thousands of cases,
feels it his duty to make it known to his
suffering fellows. The recipe sent FREE,
to all who may desire it, with full direc-
tons for preparing and successfully using.
Address, with stamp, naming this paper,
DR.. M. E. CAss, 30 Grand street, jersey
CITY, n. J.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

If any of you are guilty of polygamy or
unlawful cohabitation, go and plead
guilty and promise to keep the laws in
the future. BY doing this you will gain
favor in the sight of God and man, and
your sentence will likely be suspended.
After this go home to the bosom of your
family and enjoy the blessings OF your
homes with your loved ones" If the
priesthood would do something like this,
and set an example to their followers it
would look like they had the welfare of
humanity at heart.
SALT LAKE CRY, March 2, 1887.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
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Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Money and Stocks.
LOCAL MARKETS.
Staple Groceries.

CORRECTED DAILY BY O. B. BURST.
PRovIsIoNs.-Hams,1 Is to Is; B. bacon, 15c
. 10; D. s. bacon, 1870. . ID; smoked beef
hams, 2Oc q fb; homemade lard, 1870. q
ID; Eastern lard 10(61215c. p 10.
FARM YARD AND DAIRY.-Choice table but
ter, 35c. q ID; med, 30c. D ID; cooking,
2211c, . ID; full cream cheese, zoe. q ID;
Swiss, 40c. p 10; Limburger, 35c. p ID; Pet
aluma, 300. y ID; Brie, 45o q ID; Neufchatel,
1870. p ID; eggs, 25c. . doz.
PoULTRY.-Turkeys, zoo. D ID; chickens,
18@13c. q 10; ducks, zoe. . ID.
FRUIT Apples, $1.75 to $500 o bushel;
oranges, Riverside Naval, Go q doz.; Los
Angeles, 35c. y doz.; cranberries, zoo. y
cwt.; lemons, 500. q doZ.
VEaETABLEs.-Beans, $40; dried peas,
Pho; sweet corn, 1910 q ID; onions, Soc.
D PIX; potatoes, 500. y bush.; cabbages, 3 to
sc. q ID; beets, 30c q PIX; carrots. 500 y
bush; celery, $1.OO q doz; parsnips, 3Oc
q PIX.
FIsH.-Truckee trout, 25c q ID; white fish,
$50 3 ID; Miss. mackerel, zoo D ID; English
breakfast, $1.85 D kt; Goldfish, 10 to 12Ac.
GAME.-Mallard ducks % to 30c; teal, 8 to
15o; rabbits, 15o.
GROCERIES. butter, 15c8 ID; can
dies, star, zoe p h; wax, 35c . 10; cider,
Goo % gal.
CoFFEEs-Roasted. - Java 4Oc q ID;
Mocha, 400 q ID; Costa RIGA, 300 q ID; Rio,
25o q ID; Arbuokle's, 25o q h; Venard's,
zoo q ID.
DRIED FRU1rs.-Apples, 1870 . n;
peaches, Zoe pld: peaches, unprd, 12116; evap-
Grated apples, 25e q ID.
FoREIGN DRIED FRUITs.-Loose M. raisins,
25c D ID; Cal. London layer, 35c Q ID; seed
less, 25c q ID; Valencia cooking, zoo q 10;
currants, 1870 D b. German prunes, 15c .
10; Cal. evaporated prunes, zoo q 10; French
prunes, zoo . ID; blackerries, 25c q 10;
pitted cherries, 35c q ID; raspberries, 400
q ID; California figs, &c per 10; layer figs,
35c per ID; dates, 25c per 10.
HoNEY.-Comb honey, zoe per 10; strained
honey, 1910 per ID.
NUTs.-Hickory nuts, zoe per ID, California
walnuts, Csc per ID; flberts, 25c per ID; Bra
zil nuts, 25c per 10; almonds, 25c per ID; pea
nuts, zoe per ID.
PICKLES. Zoe per cwt.; $1.65 per ky.
RICE.-Carolina, 10c per ID; Island, 10c per
ID; China, Sc per 10.
SALT.-Eastern table, Sc; per 10. Utah, 20
per 10.
SPICES, sc per OF.
STARcH.-Corn starch, 1910 per ID; Silver
Gloss, 1914 per ID; Silver Gloss, 75c per box.
SUGAR.-Granulated, 8@10c per ID; A sugar,
1880 per 10; d sugar, $1,000 per b; pull
verified: 1211@15; cut loaf, 15c per ID.
MoLAssEs.-New Orleans, $l.20 per gal;
Tube Rose Drips, $50; Genuine maple, $1.85,
maple syrup, $1.2591.65.
VINEGAR Cider vinegar, SOC per gal;
White wine, Coo; Malt, so.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Wholesale Price Current.


BUTTER-Dairy, choice, 22c per ID; store,
good, TIC; cooking, 12c.
EGGs-Store, TIC per doz, fresh. zoe.
CHEEsE.-Home-made, 12c per ID.
SUNDRIEs, - Homemade syrup, 60c per
gall; homemade honey, 1890 per 10;
homemade vinegar. good, Is to 25c per gall.
GRAIN, ETo.-Wheat, 65@70c per bus; corn,
$1.15 per cwt; oats, $1.5O; barley, $1.10 to
$1.25; bran, SOC; chopped feed, $1,O0; corn
meal, 1925.
FLoUR.-Roller mills, whole wheat, $3.50
per cwt; roller mills, high patent, $3.50;
roller mills, bakers No. l, 1925; XXX, $1.75;
xxx, 81 ,85.
LIVE STooK.-Prime steers, 311S@4c per ID;
medium steers, 3@3sso; COWS, 3@311c; calves,
dressed, 9@10o; sheep, 3@4o.
WoOL.-White spring, II months growth,
13c. to 19c. per ID; black spring, II months
growth, loo. and &c.,; white fall and lambs,
10c, and TO-; black fall and lambs, Sc. and
12o.
HIDEs.-Dry flint and kip, good, 14c. per
ID; dry flint and kip, damaged. 10c.; dry
flint calf skins, good, 12c; dry flint calf
skins, damaged, &c.; dry salt hides, kip and
calf, good, 12c.; dry salt hides, kip and calf,
damaged, &c.; dry horse hides, 25c. to 75c.
each; green hides and kip, good, &c. per 10;
green hides and kip, damaged, 4c.; green
calf skins, good, 7c.; green calf skins, dam
aged, &c.; green sailed hides and kip, we'll
cured, good, 615c; green sailed hides and
kip, well cured, damaged, 411Sc.; green sailed
calf skins, we'll cured, good, &c.; green
sailed calf skins, well cured, damaged, $40.
SALT.-Utah dairy, 5 and 10 pound bags,
per cwt., Too to $l.25; Utah dairy, 100 pound
bags, Coo to $1.lO Utah coarse, 100 pound
bags, 30c to Coo; Utah rock, - Syracuse
in 8 and 5 pound bags, per owt., 81.
Coal OILs.-110 deg. s. W., 1920 per
case; 40 deg. w. W., $40; 15O deg. w w.,
$50; It's deg w. w. 800; Con. safety, 1856;
l75 deg, Elk. white Illuminating, 3.85; head
light, 800; rose headlight. 3.75; ruby cleo
trio light, 4.25; gasoline, $50; benzine. 4.5O;
fluid, $5; naptha, 81.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

EVERY day adds to the great amount OF
evidence as to the curative powers of
Hoods Sarsaprilla. Letters are con-
stantly being received from all sections
of the country, telling Of benefits de-
rived from this great medicine. 1t is I'M
equalled for general debility, and as a
blood purifier, expelling every trace of
scrofula or other impurity. Now is the
time to take it. Prepared by G.. l. Hood
& Co., Lowell, Mass, Sold by all drug
gists.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Unnecessary Misery.

Probably as much misery comes from
habitual constipation as from any de-
rangement of the functions of the body,
and it is difficult to cure, for the reason
that no one likes to take the medicines
usually prescribed. HAMBURG FIGS were
prepared to obviate this difficulty, and
they will be found pleasant to the taste
OF women and children. Twenty-Five
cents. At all druggists. J. ]. Mack &
Co. prOprietors, S. +.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

Captain Mitchell, of the bark Antoine
Sala, New York and Havana trade, came
home in May entirely helpless with rheu-
matism. He went to the mountains, but
receiving no benefit, at his wife's request
began to take Hoods Sarsaparilla. He
Immediately began to improve; in two
months his rheumatism was all gone,
and he sailed in command of his vessel a
we'll man. Hoods Sarsaparilla will help
you. Sold by druggists.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
CITY SALARIES.
Adjusted at Last Evenings COun.
Gil Meeting.

At the regular weekly meeting of the
City Council, held last evening at the
City Hall, the following business was
transacted:
Lucy M. Deveraux was granted free
license to carry on small business at
$50 E. Second South Street.
M. Mclaughlin was granted a retail
liquor dealers license for the term Of
three months.
The City Marshal's report of expenses
for February, amounting to $658.20, was
read and referred to the Committee on
Police.
The Committee on Finance, to whom
had been referred the matter of fixing
salaries for the coming year, reported,
recommending that they be established
as follows, and that the total, $52,905,
L 4 Al
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Increased Accommodations.
DENVER & Rio GRANDE WESTERN R'Y.
Traffic DEPARTMENT

IL l Il
TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT,
SALT LAKE CRY, Feb. %, 1887.
For the better convenience of the pub
lie, commencing Tuesday, March list,
this company will run new and elegant
passenger train between Ogden and
Springville, daily, as follows:
Westward, leaving Springville at 6:25
a. m, Salt Lake City at s 10 a. M, and
arriving at Ogden at 9:3O a. m. East
ward, leaving Ogden at p. M, arriving
at Salt Lake City at 7:15 p. m, and at
Springville at 9:10 p. M, making all the
usual stops at intermediate stations.
A Horton reclining chair car will be
attached to this train, in which seats will
be free to holders of frst-class tickets.
With quick time and convenient hours,
it is believed that this will at once be-
come popular train with the public.
All other trains will run as usual.
j. H. BENNETT,
General Passenger Agent.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
A Great Novelty,

The latest craze in fancy work is a
hand-knit Oriental Smyrna Rug 34x64
inches, the first manufactured in Utah.
This elegant Turkish wool rug was made
at Mrs. McEwan's Employment Office,
No. 60 w. First South street, and is OH
exhibition there. 1t is to be ratified for
at 80 cents a chance.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
The Oxygen Treatment.
DIR. REED, 275 Main st.
For Rent.

Comfortable rooms, well furnished,
near business center, yet quiet and re-
tired for residence; also one suite of
rooms not furnished, suitable for light
housekeeping. No. SO West Temple
street, third house south of Valley House.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
HThe Occidental,N

No. Is E. First South street Pure
goods only, and of the pest quality. Our
facilities to supply the trade and families
are unexcelled and our prices just.
AUER & MURPHY, Proprietors.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Cigars! Cigars!

When you want tc smoke and desire a
cigar, you must 60 to Sam Levy's White
International Union Cigar Factory, where
you can get anything in the smokers
line at prices that are icay doaCn.
III d 173 Main st,
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

Hoods Sarsaparilla has cured thou
sands of cases of rheumatism. This is
abundant reason for belief that it will
cure you. Try it.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Mark McKimmins' Livery Stable,

Main Street, north of Walker House.
A first class, fully equipped establish
ment in every particular.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
What Does II Mean &?

We notice since the passage of the
Tucker and l. S. G.. bills that Barratt
Bros. have put up huge sign, "Furni-
ture at cost for cash.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
White House.

WEAK and sore eyes of every descrip
ton. DR.. REED, 275 Main St.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

In buying your coal always secure the
best. The Pleasant Valley and anthra-
cite stand at the head. For sale at SELLS,
BURTON & Co.'s, No. 145 Main street.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

For the best meals and rooms go to the
White house. Everything first-class amp
low rates.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
RATES FOR ADVERTISING IN
THE DEMOCRAT.

Wants, For Sale, Help Wanted, ETC., in Special
Column four lines or less, 25c. for first lnser-
ton l5c for each subsequent insertion.
one Square Zone inch) per month, $2.5O
Local Reading Notices, Ice. per line for each
insertion. Standing Locals, 75c. per line per
month.
Business Cards, occupying one-halt men IA
Special Column, 81 so per month. Additional
space at same rate.
For special rates on continuous advertising,
or large amount of space, call at the business
office.
Cash invariably in advance for all transient
advertising.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
LIQUIDS by Mail,

Liquids can now be sent by mail. Con-
suit by letter and receive treatment at
vour own house.
DR.. REED, 275 Main St.,
Salt Lake City.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Scandal

Assailments on Mr.. A. B. Perry's char
acter is utterly false and without founda-
ton. A. GALLAGHER.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
The Worth System.

Mrs. Puffer will give instructions in the
celebrated "WORTH SYSTEM" of cutting
and fitting. For terms and further par
ticulars apply to 1853 West First South st.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02

The recommendations were adopted.
The sum of 1886 was appropriated for
board of city prisoners during February.
Adjourned.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Ore, S19,7OO.
MCCORMICK & co.

Hanauer bullion, 1890; Silver and lead
ores, $2l 200: Hanauer matte, s., 400 Total,
O,920.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
THE MARKETS.
silver Lead.
Ore and Bullion Receipts.

Corrected daily by Mccormick & Co.
Lead New York. per 100 lbs ............. 40
Silver New York 10lH
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
WELLS, FARGO & co.

The following are the ore and bullion re-
ceipts of the several local banking firms for
TO-DAY:
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
MCCORMICK & CO..
BANKERS,
SALT LAVE NTTV TTTAu

TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BUsI-
ness.
CORRESPONDENT
New York-Importers' and Traders National
Bank; Kountze Bros,
Chieago-Commercial National Bank.
st. Louis-State Savings Association.
Kansas City-Kansas City National Bank
Omaha-Omaha National Bank.
DenYer-Cfty National Bank; Denver National
Bank
Ogden-Commercia National Bank
Butte-First National Bank; Clark Il Larabie
Helena-First Netional Bank
HALEY, IdahO-McCornick & Co.
Bellevue, 1daho-G. A. Mccormick & Co.
San Francisco-First National Bank; Croker
WOolworth & Co.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
LOCAL JOTS.

The above is standard mountain time.
w. C. BROWE, Postmaster.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
ARRIVAL AND CLOSING OF MAILS
at the Salt Lake City POstOn1ce.

UNITED STATES PosToFFICE,
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, April 1, 1885,
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
Boarding and Day College.

RESERVED FOR THE LEADING
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-02
CONSUMPTION Cured.

San Francis
@. p. Woodward. Manager.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-02-26
HUMOROUS.

The man that ought to suit you wsa
your tailor.
Young boys stomach. are always 10 ,
app!e-pie order.
A few closing words: Shut uPr
"Hold your tongue.'
Excuse the liberty take" remarked
the escaping convict.
The eagle is tough bird, but when 1t
is put on the back of dollar ii is legal
tender.
The work is easy enough when you
succeed in getting your hand in, as the
pickpocket said.
GLOW many women marry a good.
sensible mani" asks Kate Fold. only
one, If the man can help it.
a physician says 'if child docs not
thrive on fresh milk, boil It," This il
too severe. Why not spank it.
When an idler enters tho sanctum of
busy editor, and the editor Gays, GLAD
to see you're back" what does he meant"
Clocks can be looked upon as among
the most lasting articles Of per
sonal property. They rarely chsngs
bands
A clergyman in recent ssrno n, sx
horted his congregation to "vote as you
pray" and later on he advised them to
t'pray often" >
'Was early man q savagef' asks
magazine writer. Tha. depends on
whether the early man had cold coffee
for breakfast.
Several tribes Of Indians are organiz-
ing brass bands. Somehow, II an Ia
dian is not employed I'm one kind Of
crime he is in another
The cable says European magazines
are full OF powder and she'll. American
magazines resemble them great deal.
as they are full of war articles.
A dry-goods clerk recently confessed
that he h-d told 8, 900, 900 lies n selling
/ half cotton goods for all WOOL 10
/ could not have been in the business very
long or else he was remarkably truth
full.
Algernon: II should like vswy much
to 90 for 4 dUive with you, old chap.
but cahn't 10 it, have 10 pwactice.
Adolphus: "Gwacious. You are not
studying anything. are your" Agernon:
''No dear boy, but | pwactite an hour
day twying to learn to keep my go
glass in my eve