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Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
Summary

From the records of the Idaho In
sane Asylum for the quarter ending
December 1st, 1887:
No ~ natients iu the Asylum Rt beginning of
,,,nYtcr males ne; females, 10; total, 81,
Number of patients admitted during las'
o,inrter, males, 4; females, 2; total, Q
paticrts died during the quarter, female, !,
Nnmber of pattents discharged during the
,sst nunrter mules 2; females, .; total, I,
Number of patients remainE IN Asylum p =. ~
and az atarter, males, "a: females, Isl total, ~
maiix average number for quarter. 90 SlIAl,
paw rull and amount of issues OF supplies
during quarter, S3,4i3,22. ,.-,...
Per capita cost Of caring n ,or AZ
Amount received for caring for non lnuiEeH
nntients during the quarter SSlN.
1rotal am O. OF bills allowed Tor quar- e'ofo'"i
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
chanre n Rnles Of snpremc COnrt.

RULE VIII. Causes from the same
Judicial District shall be placed to-
gether and shall be set upon the cal
endar in the following order
From Second Judicial District
. From the Third Judicial District,
q From the First Judicial District,
Causes from the Second District
shall be subject to call the first week;
those from the Third District the sec
ond week and those from the First
District the third week of the term
anS not before.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
Notice for Publication.
LAND OFFICE AT BLAcKFooT, IDAHO,
necauhar eth 1881

LAND OFFICE Ar BLACRFOOT, IDAHO,
December 9TH, 1881.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
TO make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Regis
ter aud Receiver at Blackfoot, Idaho, January
18th 1855 viz: JOSEPH HESRIE on HI. Il. No. g.
for the nIs, neis. section Z, and nwh. nwA,
section s, sell. SEX, section6 township 10 south
range 81 east.
his continuous residence upon, and cultivation
of, said land. viz:
David X. Hillhouse, Jude A. May. James J.
MAY and H. c. Wood, all of Oneida county,
Idaho. FRANK w. BEANE,
dec 10 Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17


Territory of Idaho. county of Bingham, IS.
Almcds Hull, plaintiff,
VS. SUMMONS.
BIN. Hull, defendant.
Tor NJ Hull, In the name of the people OF
the United States in the Territory of Idaho:
You are hereby notified that there IL now on
flc i'm the office of the Clerk OF the Dtstriet
Court of the Third Judicial District OF said
TERRITORY I'm Dladkfoot. bingham county, the
complaint of Almeda HUI, asking Judgment
that the bonds of matrimony heretofore exist
ing between YOU aud the said plaintiff he dis
solved and annulled and that plaintiff be re-
stored TO all the rights of an unmarried woman
and for all proper relief; and that unless YOU
appeAr and answer TO said complaint Mlthin
Ten DAYS of the service thereof, II served with
In bingham county, and within twenty DAYS "
served ont of said county but within said DIS.
trict, and In forty days II served out OF said
nistrict exclusive of the day of scrSicc. judy
ment wifi be taken against you by default and
nlaintiif viii apply 60 the court for the relici
demanded IN plaintiff $ complaint ncrcin
m teEtitnony whereof. l, 5. II. Hays, Cier6
- of said District Court. have hercnnto
fSeAtA sci my hnnd and affixed the seal ot
- said Court mt Blackfoot, BnKham
county, this, 10th day of November lSs'
Clerk of the District Court.
srecves & Wright, Attorneys for Plalniiu.
Dafe Of frst publication November la lsS''
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND OFFICE AT BLAcKFooT, 1pAHo !
November % 1857. 1

LAND OFFICE AT Bl.ACKFooT, lnAHo
November %, 1857.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
10 make final proof in support of his claim, and
thar said proof will be made before the Judge
or in his absence the Clerk of the district court
at Oxford, Idaho, on January 9Th, lSsS VIZ;
Charles McMcdford. on ID. s. No. 1884, for the
nis, neta and MS nwA, section II, township IL.
south, range 40 east
He names the following witnesses 70 prove
his continuous residence upon, and cultivation
of said land, viz;
1ohn p. Toone. william II. Walker, Andrew
]. Call and Ira Hogan, all of bingham county
idaho FRANK W. BEASE,
dec3 Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
Notice for Publication.
LAnD OFFICE AT BLAcKFooT, IDAHl
n. l..... II

Lamp OFFICE AT BLAcKFooT, IDAHO.
December 1857
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
20 make final proof in support of his claim. m.2nd
that said proof viii be made before the Regis
ter and Receiver at Blackfoot, Idaho, January
Iqth 1883 viz: WM. MORGAN, on ID. s. No.
I55s for the wiz. swi4 sec II, se5<, sel4, lots !
and 2 sec. II. township south, range 30 east.
He names the following witnesses 70 prove
his continuous residence upon, and cultivation
of said land. viz:
Isaac Chase. Heber Ollie, Chas. Gardner and
John Calvert, all OF Oneida county, ldano.
dec 10 FRANK w BEANE, Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
HO, SATURDAY, DECEMBER II, 1887.

Territory VS. Hong Sling, ct al, case
dismissed by consent
Territory VS. Hong Fay, dismissed
by motion of the district attorney.
Swank VS. Swank, continued for the
term by consent
s. f. Taylor VS. Bingham county,
evidence in the case taken
Mcguire VS. Mcguire, divorce, the
case taken.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
Notice For Publication.
LAND OFFICE AT BLAcKFooT. IDAHO.
December 9th, 1857.

LAND OFFICE AT BLAcKFooT. IDAHO.
December 9th, 1857. (
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his inteution
TO make final proof in support of his claim and
that said proof will be made before the Regis
ter and Receiver at Blackfoot, Idaho, January
10Th 1855 viz: HEBER DILLE, on III. L. No.
$50, for the ne4, section b. township south,
range 30 east.
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land, viz:
Isaac Chase. VIM. Morgan, Chas. Gardner and
John Calvert all of Oneida county, Idaho.
dec 10 FRANK w. DEAnE, Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
Notice for Publication.
LAND OFFICE AT BLAcKFooT. IDAHo,
December 5th. 1851.

LAND UFFlCk At bLAtkFOUI. IDAhUt
December 5th, 1887.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
TO make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Regis
ter and Receiver at Blackfoot. Idaho. on Jan
uary 18th. 1888 viz: JUDE A. MAY, on II. X
No. 62.S for the eh, sell, nw5s sel4, section 70,
and swi4, swIS section II, township south,
range 30 east
his continuous residence upon. and cultivation
of said land. Wig:
Joseph Henrie, David II. Hillhouse, James
MAY and d. G. Wood, all Of Oneida county
Idaho FRANK W. BEASE.
dec 10 Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
DESERT LAND FINAL PROOF
Notice for Publication.
Land ofiee at Blackfoot, Idaho.
Npx-nmhpr -fh 1857

Land Office at Blackfoot, Idaho, !
November. 5th, 1857.
Notice is hereby given that Leon Misslen Of
plackfoot Ringhnm county. Idaho, has nled
noticc af his intention to make proof on hts
desert land claim No. S95 for the SEX, section
"a nela section a6, lot and Q, section e5, swh
lot section "a township south range 80 cast
before the Register and Receiver at Blacktoot,
Idaho, on Monday 10 day of December 1881
He names the following witnesses TO prove
the complete irrigation ond reclamation OF
said land Ezra Deck, Moses Deck, George
| Hcaton and henry c. Dipple, all of bingham
S'''''s' i>''''' FRANK w. BEANE Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
NOTICE
q. 8. LAND OFFICE BLAcKFooT. IDAHO
noaar, lCsr Ttb 1857

Complaint having been entered at this Office
by David Stowell against Hcils Petersin for
abandoning his Homestead Entry No 7I5 dated
July eth. 1888. upon the lots j. 2, and 4, sec
tiofi g. township north, range 80 east, Boise
Meridian, i'm Bingham county. Idaho, with a
view of cancellation of said entry; the said
parties are hereby summoned 10 appear at this
Office on the sth day of March, 1855 at 10 O'Clock
a, IA. 10 respond and furnish testimony con-
corning said alleged abandonment
dec 10 JOHN MONTGOMERY, Receiver.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
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Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-12-17
SUMMONS.

In TUE DISTRICT CouRT, 3rd JUDICIAL DIST
Territory of Idaho. county of Bingham, SIS.
Almcda Hull, plaintiff,
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1887-07-07
Il. Tuscany.
Salon l4--1re rue Nord.
ELARGANT DELFT.

Rarement Pon Wit nne union
mienx assortie, plus beau m6nage
que celui d'Henri ct d'Ida de Cha
teau Mesnil; jeunes tous deux:
trente deux ans lui, ellie vingt-
cling; mari6es depuis quatre ans,
IL s'aimaient CONNIE au jour de
leurs fancailles, CONNIE au jour
de leur marriage, quill fut an maria
|ge d'amour:: une lune de miel tou-
jours dams son plein, 6clairant pe-
den qu'is s'6taient arrange ici- bas.
a continuer dc Ia sorte jusqu'A la
fin de leur vie, quand lis quite
raient cette terre, lis ne feraient
qui changer de paradis.
Seul un petit nuage Emporium
voilait, par interyalles, aux re-
gardg du ct,mte, cette lnne de miel,
immobile CONNIE les astres qu'on
d6signe du nom d'6toiles fixes.
Trois ans avant d'6pouser Ida, il
s'6tait marie, sans amour, cette
fois, -rien que pour ne pas laisser
6teindre son nom. IL 6tait le der
nier descendant des Chateau
Mesnil ct tenait ardement a CO que
So noble lign6e ne fnft pas ave lul.
|Ses voeux allaient etre exauc6s ]. !.
quand un accident de chasse le ra-
mena chez lui, sanglant, inamin6:
Sa femme, saisie d'effroi, NIT au
monde sun enfant mort-n6. La
mere ne lul surv6cut que quelques
jours. lie comte, lui guerit bien-
tot.
Tout celia s'6tait pass6 en- moins
dun an.
Deux annees plus tard, il sc
prit de Mde Ida de Fayerolles,
don't la beaut6 Sc doublait de qua
lit6s morales, ct intelleclueIles,
plus encore, du charme qui fait
pardonner la beaut6, on empeche
de la jaiouser. Mais, helas! qua.
tre ans, neus ravons dit, s'6taient
ecoul6s depuls leur union, ct lis
| n'avaient pas eu d'enfants. Ida en-
6tait affectee tout autant que son
mari, pent- etre advantage, puis-.
lqu'elle en- souffrait pour ellie ct
! ~
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1887-07-07
+. r. LEROUX, Redacteur.

femme languissante ct blanche
oomme une madone de cire:
-Je-t'ai fait une peu attendre,
dit.elle ayec un 81 doux SQUIRREL
Mais tn vols il ny a pas eu de
temps perdul
Tu es un ange, dit il tout emu,
ct l'embrassant.
Non, leur mere; les petits an
ges les VOLTA! je ten avais bien pro-
mis- un tn ten souyiens, le jour !.
lie jour Oh je tai surpris en-
fila grant d62I de charit6 clandes--
tine.
A. DE LAUzIERE- -THEMINEs.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1887-07-07
ANECDOTE.

C'6tait q Molsheim, pres Strasbourg
Les petits enfants de P6cole
Jouaient, r6unis dams la cour,a
Quand une querelle fr1vole
Vint METRE aux prises deux ga
mains,
Don't Fun fills de fonctionneire;
Bientot ills en- vinrent aux mains
Et lAllemand fort en- colere,
Battu, erie Pautre: 'va chien,
Sale Francais!' Cest yrai quand
memel
Lui r6pondit lAlsac1en,
Cest toujours la France que TAI
mel'
LIE lendemain tous les enfants
Ecoutaient la lecon du maftre,
Quand, avec des airs triomphants,
lie director" vint q paraftre.
Tout fer il redit lincident,
Fait un discours de Circumstance.
Puts IL termine en- demandant
Que, sans cacher So preference,
Chacun declare le pays
Gull Anne, .Allemagne ou bien
/ France!
Au nom de France, tous unis,
Debout, dirent leur esperance;
II men restait assis que deux.
L'un, le fills du fonctionnaire.
L'autre, PAlsacien piteux,
S'6tait tn parce que son p6re
De son emploi par loi severe
ID 'etres schasse serait certain.
Dams une infortune pareille,
Les Allemands baissaient Poreille.
lie fills 6tait battu la veille
BIT le pere le lendemain.
AlsQcien-L Lo7rain.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1887-07-07
PENSEES.

! LIE plus puissant de tous les le.
yiers, c'est la volonte.
JUssIEU.
La jalousie 6teint pamour COM
me les cendres eteiguent le feu.
MARGUERITE DE NAVARRO.
Sois human avant d'etre juste,
sois juste avant d'6tre liberal.
CoNFUCIUs.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1887-07-07

Hotel elliers, vous econ omlserez en-
employant le Sweet 16, Savon.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1887-07-07
POUR RlRE.

Extrait dun album.
Brnler.-On brt1le volontiers: le
pave, la politesse.
On brittle aussi. :. pour un forte
dot; on brn.e meme parfois d'a-
mour.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1887-07-07

--Qu'est-ce qui est plus sale que
deux Erancais sales? demande le
journal humoristique newyorkais
Town Topics. Sais pas; donne ma
slangue au chat. bien c'est un
Allemand PRoPRE. Good What
will you take.
On reprochait un pere de ma
rier son fills trop tot.
Attendez au moins gull soft
raisonnable, lui disait on.
Pas 81 betel il ne voudrait
plus!
Au theatre, pendant une repre-
sentatlon de Hamlet.
La scene SO passe dams une loge:
Mon gendre?
Madame? r..
-Exp xpliquez-moi un peu pour
quoi CO fosseyeur chante?
-Je suppose quill Went d'enter-
,rer 50 belle-mere!
--Du meme. Traduction en-
po6sie libre:
Dieu voulant maudire la terre,
Un jour, sans hesitation,
Dams le plus fort de sa colere,
Fit la teutonne nation.
Etoomme comble q tous nos maux
A moiti6 ne pouvant rien faire,
ii inventa, nom dun tonnerre,
L'allemand, langue des chevaux!
Toutes les epouses heureuse-
ment ne sont pas CONNIE cette bra
We femme qui Went de passer en-
iugement 3 la Nouvelle- Orleans
pour avoir vide une marmite d'eau
sur un passant.
p Pourquoi, lui dit le juge, avez
vous commits un acte aussi cruel?
Faltes excuse, mon magistrat,
r6pondit paccusee, je croyais que
c'6tait mon maril
Hotelliers, vous economlserez en-
snsnn II ls,,x,,a ~ II tssyxunnA 4 e Gova,,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
WaGerGown n rke9.

Corrected weekly by VIM. Buchhei.
Commission Merchant, Third Stres.'
WATERFOWL.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
A Musical Prodigy.

Valley City, Oak, claims the great
est prodigy in music in the Northwest.
It is Blanche Kramer, the four-year-old
dan oh er of E. 7. Ramer. She plays
on the organ OF piano strictly by note,
and reads the notes with surprising
rapidly and accuracy, and always
counts her own time when playing.
Her knowledge and observance in the
playing Of rests, dots, accidentals, and
in fact all the characters used in music
is unsurpassed by ally player. Her
first appearance upon the stage oc-
Cured recently in the opera-house be-
fore the largest crowd ever gathered
in the city, which audience she enter
tanned by a solo on the piano.
Blanche's appearance upon the stage
was greeted with loud and extended
applause, when she was lifted to the
piano stool and deliberately executed,
without single mistake or hesitation.
to the astonishment of everybody pres
ent, a charming solo, then retired
amid the cheers of the audience to a
little rocking chair with the dignity,
grace and composure that would do
honor to Patti. chicago Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
Captive in an Organ Pipe.

An amusing story is going about,
with the Archdeacon OF Winchester for
its hero A few days since, the Arch
deacon took party of ladies over the
Cathedral, and, having entered the
sacred edifce, put the key in his archi-
DIAGONAL pocket. The organ happened
to be under repair, and some Of the
pipes were lying about. The Arch
deacon is a small man, and his evil
genius prompted him to give his
friends practical illustrations either
of his own smallness or the vast dimen-
sions of one of the pipes by crawlin g
into it. But either the Archdeacon
was bigger than he supposed, or the
pipe was smaller; for, having screwed
himself inside, there the reverend gen.
tlemen stuck. The key of the church
being in his pocket, and the ladies
being unable to extract him, the Arch
deacon had to remain there till the
workmen came back from dinner. If
this story be not true, It's pity.-Lon-
d0as Truth.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
Patrick Kennedy's
Livery, 2a!e md BQ2E4Iag Stable,

First street, opposite Commercial HOTEL
WA1ERTOWN, WISCONSIN
Good rigs furnished on short notice and at
reasonable rates. Special attention paid 10
COMMERCIAL AGENTS.
have recently added to my livery stock a
handsome and substantial Curtain La ndau
manufactured at Wilmington, Delaware, at a
cost of 81 geo, easy and light running for at
parties, funerals and calling. IN connection
With my livery stable 1haye started city hack
line for the accommodation of the citizens of
Waterfowl l keep hack on the streets at all
hours OF the cay for those who desire its service
and run 1t to every train Orders taken for all
night trains Orders can be left at my Office,
and at Daub's, Heymann'S" Post Office, West
Side Hotel and American House.
have telephone communication from my
Office to all parts OF the city.
PATRICK KENNEDY.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
Wise Words About Women.

1t is in vain for man to be born for
tunate if he be unfortunate in his mar
riage. -D0cier.
Unhappy is tbe man for whom his
own mother has not made all other
mothers venerable Richter.
The man that has a tongue, say, is
no man if with his tongue he can not
win woman. - Shakespeare.
No true woman Will permit her as
pirations to prejudice her mind against
domestic responsibilities. = Chaplin.
To be mans tender mate was woman
born, and in obeying nature she best
serves the purpose of Heaven. -ScbiI-
Ter.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
HAD BEEN WARNED.
A Missourian Who Was Not to Be SWindle
by Chicago Sharpers.

"A MISSOurIan w no vas NoG TO be
by Chicago Sharpers.
81 have come here from Missouri, !"
said man who had just got on Chi
cago cable car, addressing some one
who sat next him, ''and am goin' into
business, but let we tell you, l have
been warned so much about the people
here that I'll betyo they have pretty
hard time in getting away with me.
Whenever a man comes around me
with a transaction it must be strictly
business.
The conductor came along and col
lected his fare Here, " said the man
from Missouri, ''gve me receipt for
that money"
The conductor grinned.
II am in dead, cold earnest. I have
been warned so much against these
people that all my business shall be
strict. Give me re ceipt. "
Il can t give you a receipt"
"Well, t4en, give me my nickel, an
I'll cit often your wagin.
II can't give it back | have rung
my bell-punch. "
"Well, unring it. Hold on, here, I
am determined to show all you fell
lows that l am a business man my
self -
"What's your name?' the conductor
asked.
''Abram Brown
The conductor scrubbed on piece
of paper and handed it to Mr. Browa,
who, reading it and finding it satisfac-
tory, folded it up, put 1T into his pocket,
and said: 'There amt but one way
to do business, ond that is to watch all
your points. Won't ketch any OF
these fellers maxim. me pay a bill
twice "-ArbUns0l0 Trace er.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
She's FOolin0 YOU

Look out for the maiden with bangs,
Who your fondest affection lures;
She pulls the wool over her eyes,
And she's likely to pull it DER you@s.
n
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10

Although they have been brought
to high degree of perfection, it will
be many years before the telephone and
photograph will succeed the red-haired
woman with sun bonnet, who lives in
the center of the village and inquiries
daily over backyard fence what the
new PtjJadeIpbi0 Press
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
for Infants and Children.

"Castoria is SO well adapted to children that
recommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, MD,
Ill So. Oxford ST., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1887-08-10
PITH AND POINT.

Poverty raises a large family
nudge.
Happiness: The consciousness of
exciting envy in the minds of others.
Life.
My principal method for defeating
error and heresy is by establishing the
truth. -NewtOn.
Leisure: Spare time, which men of
idle habits, in search of mental relaxa-
ton, employ in boring Others Life.
The best way for women to get
mustaches off their upper lips is to get
themselves to a nunnery and lock the
door. SOneerUjJIe Journal
"A lie well told may outrun the
truth poorly told, in the first heat, but
truth is sure to take the main stakes in
the end of the race. = Whitehall Times.
An article on ging srbread says
that it has been made since the four.
teenth century. We have certainly
seen some that we thought might have
been. --N'eW H0Ue7a NsWs
Women are frightful gossips, we
know, but if they were not their hus-
bands would miss a great deal of en-
tertaining information about the neig OH
borhood. Boston Journal of EducG-
ton.
Considering how many questions a
small boy can ask his his mother in a
quarter Of an hour, it is astonishing
how little he seems to know when a
stranger asks him any. -.SonaerUiJJe
Journal
The best thoughts, " says an En-
glish writer, "come slowly" So do
the best men; in fact, good men come
SO slowly that they often fail 10 get
around at all.-LjttJe Giant.
She's Pooling You
Look out for the maiden with bangs,
Who your fOndest affection lures;
She pulls the wool over her eyes,
And she's likely to pull it DER you~s.
It'd Bits.
Although they have been brought
to a high degree of perfection, it will
be many years before the telephone and
photograph will succeed the red-haired
woman with sun bonnet, who lives in
the center of the village and inquiries
daily over backyard fence what the
new is. -PjjJadelphi0 Press.
An association of women has been
organized in Tennessee for the purpose
of paying off the State debt. The So
ciety has been organized but eight
weeks, and the treasurer has already
collected $1,98 and spent 500 for sta
tionery, postage and railroad fare.
These women; they are learning to run
things just as well as the men. Bur-
dette
in China a girl is never considered
anything else in her own fathers
house than an honored guest. Some
young ladies in America fancy that
they are living in China, and conse-
quently act the honored guest from
morning until night, while papa falls
the roll of head waiter, and manena
that of maid of all work.
He had taken her to hear P att
at seven dollars seat, and after
ward to Delmonico's, where the two
together ate up nine dollars and sew
enty-fve cents worth. AS he reached
for his hat later that same night she
saids Il am sorry, Mr.. Sampson, if
my refusal will cause you pain. l
esteem you highly as an escort and
in that capacity / will always be a
sister to you, but your wife l can not
be, You arese extravaganza IN Y
Sun.