The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-11-03
BRIGHT BITS.

JOHN j.. SULLIVAN is one of the few men who
can lie unrestraiuedly without being told of it.
Merchant Traveller.
A LAW prohibiting the Incorporate boarding
OF wealth might prevent money from becom-
ing tlght.-Netc Orleans PcIyuae.
IT is A MIsTAxs to Use mice as a bait for cat
fish. II is equally improper to attempt to allure
the lamprey with bits OF mutton.-Tid- BITS.
RETURNS from all the fishing resorts show
that the men with the least conscience always
capture the biggest string of fish. Philadelphia
Herald.
DID you ever notice, in playing poker, how
hard II is for young lady who holds flush in
Der hand to conceal it in her face?-Bnritngton
Free Press.
grows the smaller his brain becomes. This ex-
plains why young men know everything and old
men nothing. Boston Courier.
OLD MAIDIsH LOOKING GIRLS in Kentucky are
wearing the little corkscrew curls that We're
fashionable forty years ago Same curls, but
not the same girls-NetO Orleans Picdyltne.
WATER as q medicine read Kentucky poll
tcian in sanitary Journal. Next some blame
fool will be advocating water as a beverage" he
added, in tone of deep disgust. NOrristoUn
Herald.
PEOPLE from the North and East are floclling
10 California for their health and Californians
are going to the East and North for the same
article. They could all save money by meeting
at some halfway point and swapping healths.-
Minneapolis Tribune.
THE SULTAN OF Moaocco has 1900 wives to
manage. and when one of them doesn't behave
ne makes her go out in the yard and try to
ride bicycle, while he and the harem enjoy
seeing the headers. Twenty-flv tumbles are re-
olired in bad case of discipline. --SprinqJfeld
Union.
A WRITER in a November magazine asks: "Are
the lower animals approaching MANI" Some
pf the lower animals ha q fraUuanfy had
boys in the vicinity of apple orchards and no
doubt they would also approach man II he were
on the same errand as the boys.-NOTrist0UC1l
Herald.
THE minister. meets Donald, who has pro,
nounced taste for whisky. You are fond of
whisky, Donald, and yet You know you
shouldn't be. You know as well as do that
whisky is your worst enemy"
Yes, minister but you often say in kirk that
we are TO love our enemies"
That's So" replied the minister, but never
told YOU to swallow them Mar O'Relrs l
Inti Donald.
A PAPER in the upper part OF the State has
Tr2mps who steal chickens are numerous in
this part of the State but one guiltybf the
more heinous offense of writing poetry has
not yet put in an appearance-and if he has any
regard for his health he never will. Poetry
by tranps is something like that composed by
condemned convicts-mghty lame in the hind
feet.--No9rtstolOn Herald.
OMAHA DAME-I have come on a sad mission.
my dear; prepare yourself for terrible news
on! how my heart goes out to you!
Sweet Girl-Nercy on u.s. Has that dress
maker spoiled my wedding suit?
Worse. dear, far worse. The young man
YOU intended to wed came TO our house last
night in state of beastly intoxicaton, and !
have just found out that he has been for years
confirmed sot"
Horrors. Don't for the world breathe a
word about it. If pa should hear that he
wouldn't let me marry him. "-OmobG World.