New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In Bin Nye's opinion man Ia fool who VIII sit
up nights and lose his rest In order to ROD Trains
whom no can 20 to Congress and get In his little
work tho surplus.
way out in Kansas they say there is travelling
dramatic company playing local sketch chtiued
"1en Nights in n Drug store
GTbc Boston Herald" says: alt Will have 10 be
station before long Decpo and deppO are gong TO
take tho elevator and leave for the far west, whore
things not so English you know IN tS,t nar
ticular our great passenger daypo plainly iabecd
in great big letters. minneapolis Union station. =
minneapolis TriDuEe'
The editor OF a prominent paper in large western
city recently received letter from young graduate
Of an Eastern college. asking for n position. He
began his letter as follows: "You may DO surprised
that should be willing to leave civilization and go
out West" Tho editor replied that he wasn't DIT
surprised" tho number of fools was getting 70 DC
so great In tho East that they naturally thOusht vi
cmigratng to some place where tncrc "''o "o' ~
many.
Tho country papers note III" arrival OF the early
bird but the worm is conspicuous by his absence
A health exper says that the best time to take
foot bath Ia not at night but IN the middle Oh ING
forenoon when the vitality Is at IT, highest point.
Imagine the editors. reporters AMI comp0stors OF an
evening paper stopping to take foot baths IN inc ia
die Of the forenoon. when their vitality II Ut It's hsh
est Iont.-springiield Union
aThere IA no reason Of course why Christine Nilsson
should not marry Count Miranda" IL Ia "Ihe
Charleston News and Courier" that thus kindly gives
its consent TO the marriage. The honeymoon can
now proceed 10 shine.
There l. q man IN Oshkosh, Wis.,, who feels proud
because he looks liKe the recently cxhumed mummy
Of Ramc ,es l.
A good story is told on the new Governor OF CAL
forna J. W. 49, Montgomery had been rendered the
position OF Brigador ienrr ut tue rtn i Srsad h,
glove rnor about the matter. lie walked into the
latt RS Office day and remarked: We'll Governor,
have como TO tell you that wlll accept that o,ca
as long as there's peace but want II undcrs ood
that IN case Of war you arc TO accept my resisna-
ton" "Oh" replied COmmandcrinthioi Bartlett
that's all right II there's ever war propose to
resign my self. = Chico (CalJ Enterprise.
1t is said that the Capitol at Albany is unhealthy.
We sincerely hope that Governor Hill will promptly
remove his "boom' from the precincts OF the Cap
itoL "boom" Frustrated with malaria or some
dreadful zymoc disease would be very sad spcct-
aclc.
Market Value of Art. Customcr-Wcli sir. have
concluded to take that picture aud have brought a
check for 81 900 -, 81, ooo d..
But you said 81 900 only two weeks ago."
Yes bat | have been sick since then: and tho
price has gone up u had dicd II "oud nave Occn
worth 81, 900. "NOmaha World.
san Diego. Cal, is having its own troubles. While
It has been trying to prove that It Is soon to DO d
bigger place than Los Angeles u little twopenny-
ba'pcnuy town named san Pedro has boon booming
along and now announces its intention OF cchpsihs
san Diego in q short time.
Tho Eternal Fitness of Things Little Dot-Mamma,
7 want 10 have Doy's picture taken. -
Omaha Mamma-What put that into your head pet !
81 want great big photograph OIL Dolly Just ihe
tho big ono you have OF me. - -,
But. my dear. such picture would cost moro
'"' shouldn't pictures cost as much as tho chill
drcn'sl"
"Why-no.' -, -. .. , o, ,,a
man a little more then."-(omaha World.