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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

Prof. Atkins took a flying trip to New
ton Saturday, to look after his property
there. Newton is thriving
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

Advertise in the TIMES.

Go to the TIMES for your job printing
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

Subscribe for the TINES and you will
no happv
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

Mrs. E. ID. Webb returned home from
her visit in Missouri last Tuesday evening
Mr.. Webb was not expecting her and was
taken by surprise. However he is happy
now, as he did not enjoy bachelor life,
and says he cannot imagine of what ma
tcrial man is composed of who will
spend his days in Bachelors Hall
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10


/ from their visit to Warsaw, IL
All gentlemen who enjoy good smoke
should get their cigars at J. NJ Wright
& Co.'S.
Chas. Dickerson has opened up a gen
eral Store, a few doors west Of Ready
Bros on Front street
The TIMES costs but 81 year. and
those subscribing now will receive the
paper till Jan. lst, 1899, for that small
sum.
Ladies who want finest goods at lowest
prices go to J. NJ Wright & Co.'S Eagle
Pharmacy for all toilet articles
The Langton Hardware Company now
occupy their new and commodious quar-
tiers The frame will soon be moved
from the street and then we can get Il
fair view Of as fine a structure as our CITY
affords.
There are many printers seeking en-
ployment, all good men too. and if
some of our delinquent subscribers DO
not soon pay up we fear that more will
be added to the list Who is to blame
for these fellows being out of work?
Special prices in millinery goods at the
Bee Hive noi0-3t
Now that the Langton building is com
pleted, and Mrs Beadle occupies her new
store rooms, let US have the streets cleared
up. The people have patiently borne
this obstruction of the streets for a long
time, but now feel that the streets should
be cleared
New arrival Of ladies beaver and silk
hats at the Bee Hive. no9-3t
In view of the fact that there are so
many people on our streets who want to
whip some one, we desire to keep it be-
fore the people that Mr. Smith is our
fighting editor: office in basement under
Sherwood g. Dickinson's land and loan
office
We have few stylish wraps and new
markets, that we are offering very low.
st BEE HIVE"
Mrs. E. ID. Webb returned home from
her visit in Missouri last Tuesday evening.
Mr.. Webb was not expecting her and was
taken by surprise, However he is happy
now, as he did not enjoy bachelor life,
and says he cannot imagine Of what ma
tcrial nan is composed of who will
spend his days in Bachelors Hall
The election in Gray county last Tues
day speaks volumes. The ingalls, ticket
was elected by over 200 majority. Only
356 votes cast in Cimarron. What does
it all mean If fraud is being used by
any party we hope they may not only be
exposed, but suffer the full penalty of
the law The time has come when we
must have a fair and untrammeled vote,
and an honest count, or those who pro-
hibit it must stand from under
We are always busy. By calling and
asking prices you will find the reason.
no1O-3t THE BEE HIVE
The Star laundry is emptying all sud-
and wash water into the street, allowing
the same to flow across the street and
far down Bridge street This should be
stopped, as it not only endangers the
health in that locality, but some ore will
have a horse to pay for some fine day
Should person be driving on that street
at night there is great danger of their
horse slipping and falling where the wa
ter has moistened the surface Of the
ground.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

Special prices in millinery goods at the
Bee Hive noi0-:t
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

There are many printers seeking en-
ployment all good men too. and if
some of our delinquent subscribers DO
not soon pay up we fear that more will
for these fellows being out Of work?
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

We are always busy. By calling and
asking prices you will find the reason.
no10-3t THE BEE HIVE.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

STATE OF KANSAS, In District Court for salt
FORD COUNTY. County.
The a. Furst Distling Company, Plaintiff,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

Tell me not our present numbers
Are all the members We can get,
That the time has come for slumber;
No, my brother, no, not yet.
Life is real,' but uncertain,
And the grave awaits us all
Gu our stage of life the curtain
May at any moment fall
Not for you alone my Brother,
Did our Order have its birth:
There are hundreds Of all nations
Who must learn to know its worth.
They must know that time is feeting,'
And though strong in health and brave,
Death there's no such as cheating,
They must travel to the grave.
In this great and growing city
All of US have friends and kin
Net insured more the pity,
You must help to bring them in.
Trust no future use the present,
Work at once and do your best,
Wewill try to make it pleasant
Bid them come and bring the rest
''Wives Of dead men all remind us
How their husbands 'clined Che STAIR
And because they failed to ind Us
Left their widows "a pok fAte.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

CATHOLIC CHUECH.-SerUCes viii be held from
now follows
DODGE CITY-On the first three Sundays of each
month Mass at and 1920 a m. :; 3 p. m. Cate
cbism class 7:3O p m, Devotion and Benediction.
GARDEN CITY-Every 4th Sunday of the month.
During the week following the 18th Sunday of
each month Monday at Syracuse Tuesday at
Lakin; Wednesday at Coolidge Thursday at
Cimarrop.
THE YoUTHs CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION meets
every Sabbath afternoon at o'clock, atPresbyte-s
rian church.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

On and after January first Goodwine
will have charge of the Registers office.
Good enough.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1887-11-10

appearance.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1887-01-21
The Puro and the lynrure.

The Pure and the Impure.
The merry little mountain brook, ~
lightly dances over the roeks and spark.
ies In the sunshine on it. way down Y
the river, is pure and alean. 1t Is seti~~
therefore it is healthy: 1t il vigorous
therefore it resists inpurity. But th<
sluggish pool. whers the current !. ne.
strong enough to keep tho water In mo
ton, IL stagnant and foul. Dirt ..
rubbish are thrown into Il, and stA,
there. Impurities and vile odor. max.
It \ breeder of disease and An object 10 =.
avoided. When the blood is strong a, !
rioh and red, and vigorously courses ~
accustomed rounds through arteries an<
veins, the systam Is hssrty and healthy
When the blood Is thin and poor anx
weak, impurities and dsflenent, eree.
Int 1t, and it has no strength to cad
them out. Then the system runs dowa
The only known reliable cure for inps
olood and weak and dsbilitated systsx
Is Hops and Malt B.sters-Nst ura's rem,
sdy. The great Blood Purifier sad Kid
ney' and Liver Remedy, compounded
from the vsll known curativ... Hops
Malt buchu, Mandrake, Dandel,oa,
sarsAparilla, Cascara S.grada, et- Reps
and Malt BitSars u the rreafast h .sl&k
and Life Rsstorer agent on earth. Il h
especially recommended for all diseases o.
women, such a. mental depression, we.s .
ness, breaking down, ls,situds of ,ks
system. headache, etc. A trial will s.r.lx
convince any one Gifts merits. Call f..
Hops and Malt Bi,tsr,. Ror. sale b,
JOHN W. CLOSE.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1887-01-21

IOf Confidence.

1Aven,e sarsaparilla i medicine thai,
.AJ6n = during nearly 10 years, IN ell
: cacy - tho bsst blood Alternative known
70 medical science. "a :
SARSAPARILLA t &ssF Toet 81 fr tse
~' genuine Honduras sarsapal1lla) is it,
1 boso, and IT. powers arc enhanced BY
+ the extracts Of Yellow Dock and SILL.
&nRla, the Iodides OF Potassium and
Iron, and other potent ingredients.
le yonf blood yitiated by derangements
y s. ths digestive and .ssimilatory tyne.
does It contain the pofson OF 4arculy
Or Contagious Diseasef $. :
TlsE leading physicians of tho United
= lUE States, who know the compositon
: = 06 AY1K's eARaAPARuLA, say that
nothing else 20 good for the purnca-
don oftho blood Is within the range Of
pharmacy. 81 = i '..&.5 Z. u /.
.hS u, e. Of this remedy Sn + 1t
and prevent transmission Of ths de-
u Struetive faint to poverty. 55
ThOROU 6HlY eft e. :y ssna' ,ease
:, include not only the removal Of cor.
ruption from the blood, but it, Zurich
&. ment and tho strengthening Of tho
vital organs.
RFlIARI 8 witnssses: sla over ;Ss, e, tas
j. work Il better accompl ilhed By AYxR's
sARa4R1Rzr1.A than BY any Other
remedy. FIX. . Es.aS55..s .=> 49, 7. :
BLOOD ssss i 8 nssde psrs. and blood
81. weakened through dininution q t1e
1ed oorpu1ejD u naAde strong, BY
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-06-15
Collisions at Sea.

Commander +. Il. Chadwick, u. 8. Navy
in Scribner's Magazine for May.
Collision will and must remain the
great and really almost Che one dan
ger which the North Atlantic traveller
need fear. He can rarely hope to cross
in the usual steam route without ex-
periencing run OF some hundreds oil
miles through fog, especially on leav-
ing or approaching our coast. So long
rs the Gulf Stream and the cold in-ly-
ing current from the north move in
juxtaposition as they do, so long will
the fog be almost always present up
on the border-land dividing them.
Haw easy it is for great ship to be
sunk was shown in the case OF the
Oregon. A blow from a pigmy schoon-
er not more than one tenth her size,
and hole was opened through her
side which unfortunate circum-
stances combined to make fatal, and
the great vessel, a triumph OF
human skill in hull and machinery, is
lying i'm few hours upon the
bottom OF the sea, with amillion days
OF skilled labor, as represented by
ship and cargo, in this moment made
valueless. Who can over-estimate
the care and responsibility upon the
man who commands such a ship? In
what other calling are they found as
such constant part OF daily life?
And now lily they are paid for i'll
The only remedy for such an acct.
dent as that which beiell the unlucky
Oregon seems to be a subdivision to q
greater extent than has heretofore
been attempted in q merchant ship;
and that this will come in degree
which will make the finer passenger
ships practically unsuitable. unless
under most exceptional circumstanc.
es, would seem quite sure.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-06-15

Patti is working the farewell racket
as though she intended to sing
in America again. At the New York
engagement boxes for the six perform
ances are to be sold at $500, a mag
nifcent sum, besides which the price
oI 81 for a single orchestra seat for
one night seems modest. Even to get
into the topmost heaven will cost the
ardent disciple OF Patti sl.5c.
Mark Twain is said to havereceived
WEAKLY $40, 900 from the sale OF his
looks in England. And yet he
.''oefn't look q bit happy.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-06-15

|
The last chance--W iie-"Dear,
wish you would invite young Prof. Y.
some day hear he is SO absent.
minded; perhaps he will take our
Cecilia. Herman Paper.
Miss CoclSctt-Y Yellow roses are sup.
posed to indicate ilirtatiousness, and
moss roses mean love, do they not,
Mr.. Neversmile?
Mr.. Neversmile-So I'm told; and
white roses mean silence.
Miss Cockett-Well, what do these
large cabbage roses and Jacks mean?
Mr.. Neversmile- Bankruptcy. Miss
Cockett-bankruptcy every time
Harper's Bazaar.
His Scalp Was All There.-Old gen.
tleman.Here, sir you are regular
fraud. My hairs coming out as bad
as ever This stuff isn't worth con.
tinental
Barber-l didn't promise that it
would keep your hair IRON coming
out. said it would preserve your
scalp. Your scalp's all there isn't it?
-Harper's Bazaar.
Man is 90 per cent water, and yet
the prohibitionists are not satisfied.
Life.
Physical training for girls must go.
A girl in Bottom discovered that a
months work in gymnasium increas-
ed the size OF glove, and she quit train.
ing faster than you could drop hat.
Toronto Globe.
There is very general call for the
board OF visitors on the Andover
heretics to pass in verdict. The
eternal DEGREES oil Providence will not
be affected, but curiosity will be salts.
ied.-Lowell Courier.
Among the flowers that bloom in
the spring, due praise should be given
to the shad roes.--Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The only thing which will cure girl
who wants to go on the stage and be.
come an actress is to be run over by
q freight train loaded with railroad
iron.-Detrot Free Press.
At the Opera-"Why do you make
that knot in your handkerchief" ooh,
so that shan't forget the charming
melody. Herman Paper.
An oysterman, whosesaloon used to
be on Main street, says a Philadelphia
journal, was the slowest man in the
State. One day he died, and soon
after fisherman said to Erastus, the
oysteman's son: "Erastus, your fa-
Their died rather sudden, didn't he?"
"Well, yes" said Erastns, Sudden
for him. "-Exchange.
"Say, Jack, hadn't We better give
up our seats to the ladies?"
Not much, old chappie; I've had to
give up my seat at the theater since
they took to wearing high hats, and
I'm going to hangon to my seat in the
cars till the fashion changes. Life.
"Mother. have / got any children"
asked little Johnny Fizzletop. "Why,
no, child; what put that into your
head?" "You read in the bible about
children. That's what put
it into my ad."-Texas Siftings.
Say, Martial" exclaimed Mr..
Blobson the other day, II move we
the long-haul clause"
"What do you mean?" demanded
Mrs. Blobson.
81 mean" said Mr.. Blobson, "that |
instead Of pushing the baby carriage
around four blocks we try one block |
for awhile. Otherwise, shall be oblig- |
ed to raise the rates OF transportation"
Free press.
At a negro wedding in this city
short time ago, when the words "love,
honor and obey" were reached the
groom interrupted the preacher and
said: "Read that again, Sab; read it
wunce NO. SOS de lady kin ketch de
full solemnity OF do meanin,' Use been
befo."-Grifiin (Ga.) News.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-06-15
CURES ALL HUMORS,

from n common Blotch or Eruption. to tho
worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum, fever-sores,"
Scaly or Rough Skin. In short, all diseases
caused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful, purifying, and invigorating medi-
it's benign influence. Especially has 1t mani
tested its potency in curing letter, Eczema,
Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scrof-
"'white Swelngs," Goitre, or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents In
stamps for large Treatise, with -colored
plates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for Treatise on Scrofuious Affections.
"FOR THE BLOOD Is THE LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse 1t by using DIR. Plerce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and good
digestion, fair skin, buoyant spirits, vital
strength and bodily health will be established.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-06-15
CONSUMPTION

which Is Scrofula ofthe Lungs, Is arrested
earlier stages Of the disease. From its mar
vicious power over this terribly fatal disease,
when first Offering this now world-famed rem
edy to the public DR.. Pierce thought seriously
of calling It his CONSUMPTION CURE" but
abandoned that name as too restrictive for
a medicine which, from its wonderful COM
binntion of tonic, or strengthening, Alternative,
or blood-cleansng, anti-bilious pectoral, and
nutrtive properties, is unequaled. not only
ms n remedy for Consumption, but for all
Chronic Diseases of tho
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-11-06
The Doctors Harvest.

san francisco Chronicle
think it must be very pleasant and interest
ing 70 be family physician to. saw q couple of
rich old fellows with families of amiable daueh-
tiers, who keep 1t up all the season with big din
ners and parties and things. They are sick
most OF the time, usually of complaints that you
can cure at once and yon have anxiety on
the subject. because you know they'll keep them
selves sick all right. family of boys is not
remunerative to a physician the boys don't
like doctors. and they generally know WHAT'S the
matter with them anyway. People have be
sick in society. II they were well all the time
they would have to go TO parties they don't want
TO 20 to. receive callers they don't like. and alto
eether it would be a nuisance And il they're
sick they must have the doctor call just for
forms sake. The daughter of the house has
fit of Jealousy, quarrel with the young
gentleman who is lessee of her affections
got. as we would say, at the club,
two-weeks Garland the doctor is sent for
He Immediately describes it as nervous pros
tration. Nervous prostration is anything from
funeral to a wedding. But il costs just the
same for diagnosis OF nervous prostration as
for the investigation of a serious illness Then
the doctor knows she'll have new beau or Q
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-11-06
Affected Men.
San Francisco Chronicle.

San Francisco Chronicle.
It is in the imitation Of some unnatural fa sh-
ion of speech that the worst of affectation dis.
plays itself, and it is in this lapse of good sense
thatthe man generally comes out ahead-that is,
he generally makes the bigger silly of himself.
Given two young people, q man and a woman of
equal intelligence, or the equal want of it, send
them to England for season, aud on their re-
turn the man will be the worst Anglo-maniac Of
the .wo He will even descend to leading dog
that level he might as we'll be buried The in
sipId dandy who affects an utter lack of interest
in everything mundane: the drooling fop who
would make one believe that he .'nevah takes
and the ninocompoop who wears a piece of win
dow-glass stuck in his eye, because he has seen
some other nincompoop do it-these are few
of the noble army of affected males whose credo
is not to be real. and whose practice is not to be
natural.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-11-06
TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS.
The Most Striking Gases Corrected Before
They Reach the Public.

The Most Striking Gases Corrected Before
They Reach the Public.
Boston Transcript
Every newspaper Office has its accumulation
classic in the Office before they are crystallized
in any published collection of such blunders
Some of the funniest of printers blunders of
course never get into print at all but are
fastened upon by the proof-reader and spoiled
as jokes, before the paper comes out. Some
times they are SO funny that 1t seems almost
pity for the corrector to lay his vandal hand upon
them; there is temptation to let the public
have the full benefit of them. There was some
thing quite epic. for instance. in that phrase
upon the other day. IAN ELOQUENT lunch
served last evening"" IAN elegant
lunch" was correct. but much more common
ruined the iron crop" rather mystifying
than funny, and the compositor who set up
iron" for rice" must have worked very hard
indeed. Occasionally there are monumental in
stances of stupidity in a single sentence, as, for
instance. when during the recent presidential
progress through the West, a Boston proof
reader was confronted, upon a slip of tele-
graphic dispatches. with this extraordinary sem
tence:
THE stay at Indianapolis proved relief from
the monetary which is inimitable on a thirty.
hour cautionary Journey"
After the proof-reader had reduced s.mone-
tary" to '.monotonv." and "inimitable" to .sinev-
itable. and cautlonary to continuous" he
had made sense out of the paragraph, but he
had left it much less picturesque than it was be-
fore.
The proof-reader. indeed. is so much accus-
toned to reading such expressions as Mrs Lo-
gan sat bobbing at the head of the coffin" for
Mrs. Logan sat sobbing." ETC., and ''greasers
on seating" for ''quavers a VIOLIN and "a
heavy shoe fell in Berkshire county last night
for "a heavy shower" and 1.-The devil of st.
Francis" for ''the dust of St. Francis" and the
veterans of the MulIigan war" for mexican
war; and even such manifest improvements
upon the original as "the spot was lit by the
love of home far ''the nox was lit by the lux Of
Luna" that he finds them quite commonplace.
and ceases TO treasure them up in his memory
The plumbers that get into the paper are the
only ones that really become memorable.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-11-06
a Preacher son Trial."

''Athenlan, IN Boston.Advertser.
A popular Athenian minister is going to
preach in a city at distance. It is possible that
he may be asked to remain. This sort of an
nouncement always impals the Athenan to a
savage outburst Why in the world is it that a
clergyman must be put trial in this fashions
The clergyman himself may not object the con-
gregaton giving the trial may like the process
but for a that and a the other, it is rather
barbarous thing that who has made his
record in a learned profession should be put on
trial like conditioned schoolboy A good
head-master certainly never goes to a new
position on trust. trained nurse or an expert
stenographer may command the SURFACES of
future employers. and long as a preacher
is hired for his ability to preach there seems
to be no reason why, though a committee
of decision, he might not be spared max
ing test exhibition of his earnestness aud
his rhetoric.