The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1887-12-07
MISCELLANY

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The chap who finds carpet nail in his I'M
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When all so-called remedies tail, Dr. sage AT
arrh Remedy cures,
Husband dressing Where in the world
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| II became chronic and there a constant droJ
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1t is said that the Texas Congressman wi
blew out the gas in his Washington hotel Il
other day, has gone to hotel where they bul
candles. Why woulden't electric light do +
him
To dream of ponderous whale,
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man (who has essayed an olive )-"Wrong
should say 500 Somebody split salt on the
plums."
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