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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
MARTIN BROWN co.,
CORNER NIAT~ AND FOURTH SIS.
The Only Exclusively Wholesale Dry Goods House in Fort WORTH
Sc; 10 h cans. 8'so;5-b cans, SIC; 3-n cans.
SIC.
Hominv and arits--Per Dbl, 81 %.

Sc; 10 d cans, S'sci 8 b cans, e-aci 3 D cans,
SIC.
Iominv and Rrits--Per Dbl, 81 %.
Kraut-Ija'f barrels, 81 p.
Oatmeal--Per hale bill, 81 90.
Cracked Wneat-Per IL, &c.
Crackers-A coda, SIC; Xxx soda, &c; cream
SIC: ginger snan7. SC; lemon creanH sc.
l2Hc; halves,-; quarters, -; stick candy SO
lOIc; fancy, lO6I6c; rope. 9Ic; DO COT
ton. lGc: herring, imported, 81 % per keg:
raeins, layer, s. so; cider, crab pole 4uc;
Missouri, 3GC; vinegar, l5025C; concentrated
lye, s. 7564 jugs, glazed, l0c per gall crooks,
gle 2ed. lOc per gallon; dried peaches,6c; indigo,
75c per ID; blueing, 30c6Sl 90 per dozen; Cole
mans mustard. 81 306l so per dozen N acarOni
imported, l5c per 10 American, Toe per COX.
buckets. Two hoops. 81 60 per dozen; brilliant
oils, Ubls, lSC Eupion Go CSC: DO 2-5 cases,
50 10; brilliant, 3 cases, s. 10; do IL cases,
3 IS; baking powders, Duih, lie; and u cans
s. so: macarOni small box Csc; Vermicelli small
box Csc; Cacsup in bulk per gallon So; WOrces-
ter sauce in bulk per gallon 81 %.
SugarFine powdered, bbls, 7HC; do half
bbls, 7;!c @ oaf, 734c; granulated standard,
&c: Louisiana granGlated, &c; standard a,
61Sc; choice white, SIC; Louisiana J. c., G1s a
GG4c.
Rice Louisiana 4405Hc.
POULTRY-We quote: Young chickens,
g OO02 p per doz; old, 3 OOG2 .; turkeys, 80
G75c.
WHISKY-Rectided, 81 1901 so, rs per proof !;
sour-mash. two year old, 81 60al 70; three
year old, 81 9O@2 20; fancy, extra old whisky,
81 O065 co.
WOOI-Fau wool, SIX months' clip, bright
medium 2C4c; light tine l8%c: coarse l3i : q
Is &C.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11

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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11

At Cincinnati trade has been
checked by the weather and high water
jobbipg has fal.ei of at So. Joseph OWN z
to bad roads, and at Savannah orders for
spring goods are declining. The activity
in real estate continues at the large r
Minnesota cities, at Omaha, Kansas City,
and st st. Joseph, where values have ir-
creased Is to 100 per cent. within year.
There is markell decline In the number
of strikes of industrial and other en-
ployes throughout the country.
From January l to March l there were
reported to Bradstreet's l66 strikes, in
yolving 100, 900 men, against twenty-four
strikes of IS, 900 employees last year. The
successes this year-of strikes ended
are forty-three strikes and q, 900 men,
against nine strikes involving $4,000 en-
are ninety-siX strikes and 10000 strikers,
against ten strikes involving $4,000 en-
ployes in 1886. The total bank
clearings for January and. Feb
ruary, as wired Bradstreet's from
thirty-six cities, are S8,118,000,
900, q gain over 1886 of 1.2 per cent, 80
per cent. heavier than in 1885, and 81 per
cent. less than in 1884. Excluding New
York, and four cities with incomplete
totals, the two months clesrings sggre-
gate 1868. 100000, or 10 As per cent.
over 1886, q per cent. over 1855, and 10
per cent. over 1884. Total clearing for
sc cities for this week aggregate $780,
100000, or $178,000,O00 more than last
week, 20 per cent.
Leading western money markets are
more active, with increased demands for
loans for speculative and other accounts,
for re-discounts from country
banks and demands for funds from the
The call is therefore for more
money from New York, and New York
exchange at western points is fat a
continued decrease in the New York bank
reserve has led to some fears of tight
money, and rates are slightly frmer.
Exchange is weaker and for the moment
below the gold-eXporting point Brad
streets.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11

A well known New York banker, who
bet $1,000 that he could give the most
novel entertainment ever enjoyed by
q party, Introduced after dancing
ana supper, two pugihsts, who
fought four desperate rounds in
regulation prize ring style, At first the
ladies OF the party were frightened, but
as the contest proceeded bet gloves,
handkevchiefs, trinkets, etc, on the re-
suit. A cock fight ended the disgraceful
affair, which happened at the bankers
country residence on Long Island.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11

Cincinnati Times Star: The Hop. G.
V. n. LothrOp of Detroit, United state s
Minister at st. Petersburg, is i ported
abouJto resign on account Of the :, verify
of the Russian winters. " winter
cold enough to freeze SIichi-
gan Democrat out CT 3
so, 800 office is in the nature OF :. new
discovery. The administration appears
to have but one alternative-eitner ab4n-
don the ST. Petersburg mission, OF lo3a
for an acclimated minister among the rs,
tive Democracy of Alaska
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
wanted-Copies of Daily Gazette.

ANY one having ar the numbers of TIE
Daily GAZETTE for the month Of January,
1886, and will part With them, will please
with business manager of
The GAZETTE. We need them TO COM
plete our files. Or if this should meet
the eye If the party who borrowed ours,
they will please return them at once.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11

Travel between North Texas and New
Orleans and Galveston is increasing daily,
and the Houston and Texas Central Rail.
way meets the requirements OF tie trYge:l-
ing public with on additioRabtFaln to New
o leans, makinga double daily between
North Texas and Galveston and New Or
leans. By this new arrangement passen-
gers from Fort Worth can secure sleeper
berths at ticket office, and leave Fort
Worth $50 p. m, arrive in Galveston $3.50
q. m. and New Orleans sos p. m.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
On CHANGE.
Spot Cotton Fractions and Futures
from TIVE TO Five Points Higher.
Money Market Easy.
Wheat Opened Firm, Ruled Weak ard
Closed at Decline-Live Stock
Transactions Brisk.
FORT WORTH maKhETs-DAILY BE
VIEW

VIEW.
OFFICE OF THE GAZETTE,
FORT WORTH. TEX, March 10, 1887. I
Trade was large in ell lines to-day, the
retailers being unusually busy.
A number OF stockmen remained over
in the city, and the business of trading
began actively as far as offers to buy and
sell were concerned, but those ready to
trade found themselves far apart and few
sales were made.
The tendency is still upward on meats
and lard.
THE STATE OF TRADE.
Special kilograms to Bradstreet's from
twenty-five cities report an Improvement
in general trade during the week. This
has been favored by mllder weather
southwest and west Shows
at the northwest prevent much &C
tivitv at the interior The condition OF
country roads throughout the region
indicated is better, put mercantile col
leCtionS are quite slow at St. Paul, Min
neapolis, Omaha. Burlington Gowa), and
St. Joseph. Jobbers IN staple lines at
New York, Boston, Chicago, Milwaukee,
Minneapolis, St. Paul, ST. Louis, Kansas
City and New Orleans report better de-
msud for spring goods, though dry goods.
builders hardware, and some grocery
staples lead. The Improvement az New
Orleans is based on the splendid crop
prospect, receipts of 100000 bushels OF
grain and eighteen carloads Of hog prod
ucts for export, with February customs
receipts double those of February, 1886.
At Philadeiphis, Cleveland, Detroit, Mem
phis, Omaha, Burlington, Galveston and
San Francisco the distribution of
general merchandise has not varied
materially during the week.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
The Coffee Market,

GALVESTON, TEX, March l0-Cofee-Prire res
revised as follows: Coffee dull and IN
changed; wholesale grocers quote good or
binary, l51Ec; fair, Ice; prime, l6Gl631c; choice
l6c; peaberry, lie: old government Java, PIC.
following prices: Goo ordinary l5C: t5fr
i5]zc; prime, I6c; choice, I64c; P5aberry,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
alYs gtOn .

GALVESTON, Ten, March lO.-Cotton - Spot
closed firm, l-l6; higher.
Low ordinary, 6llc ordinary, nc; good
ordinary, SIC; low middling, &c; mid
ding I6c; good middling, II Ice; middling
fair, 1915.
Gross receipts I9I.
Sales Az.
Expo is, none.
shipments coastWise 4i63.
Stock On hand S,076
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CoTTON MARKETS.
Kece1pts at an United Sac, Ports
New OrleanH.

NEW ORLEANS. La, March 10 -Cotton-Spot
closed firm and l6c bigger
Low ordinary, I 5-I6c; ordinary, l3-l6c !;
good ordinary, 9-l6c; low middIing, &c; mid
ding. 3 loo; good mtddling 9-l6c; midciing
fair, Zoe; fair, 10 1l-I6c.
Sales, $3.50
Futures opened easy and ruled quiet, closing
stna6v = to / nNints hirher
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
LIVERPOOL,

LIVERPOOL, March l0--Cotton - Spot closed
steady at revision; ordinary uplands l-I6d
Lover.
Ordinary. AID; good ordinary. Is It'd low
middling, 3-i6d; middllng upiands, 5-I6d;
nidding Orlea 6, s.. d.
Total sales, 10000; American, 1000; imports.
1900; American, 1850
Futures closed firm. points higher than yes
torH ClO
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
MONEY

NEW YORK, March lO-MOney on call easy a
81, G4}s, closing at 81 Prime mercantile pape
5a6. Sterling eXch ngc dull 81 s41 for siXt.
day hi Is; 81 S7'i for demand.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11

Salvation o Ifs a speedy aud permanent cure
for eli pain. 1t eXtapstcs the cause.
NV York CITY Is Americas metropolis; her
pride is Or. BUlPs Cough syrup at - cents.
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Worth Weekly GAzEFTE Only SI50 3
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drawing
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ENGLISH CONsOLs.
STOCKS AND BONDS .

LONDON, March 1O.-Censols closed lOl 3-It
for money, silver 4G l I6d.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-03-11
ew York.

NEW YORK. March 10. - Cotton-Spot closed
steady, l-l6c higher.
Sales 2I6 bales.
Ordinary, &c; good ordinary, SIC; low
middling, 91sc; middling, 97sc; good middling
l0lsc; middling fair, l0',c.
Futures closed steaoy, near months ; to 3
points higher, September l point lower.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-07-17

try of this portion Of Montana is not
seriously crippled, is shown conclu-
sively by q single recent transaction
arranged by VIM. Courtenay, the
Miles City cattle broker, and Editor
Knight, Of the JOURNAL. by which =
herd changed ownership, and the sum
Of 100000 was deposited by the pur-
chaser, pending the counting and de-
livery Of the animals, the estimated
total value OF the herd being $500, 900. -
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-07-17

child till lately, but she Ia winning
little creature. What sort of father
did she have ?'
Her father was o very Ishrewd man
In good society. and her mother o
shrewd girl In no society,"
"You don't tell me! Do you know
their names ?n
"a .girl named Coralie was her
mother and you are her father,n
quietly answered Madam, from the
table.
Smart fell out of his chair on q rug.
The family physician was called in at
once. He issid II was . stroke. 1t
was-a coup d. etat that has put So
phie now aid forever on the top Of
prosperity.
Smart told friend confidentially
the other day that q woman vas ''the
only thing man knew nothing about
in this world"
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-07-17
Proprietary Msaicines.

A visit 10 DR.. Green's Laboratory at
Woodbury., N. J., has considerably
changed our views, and especially our
prejudices In regard TO what is gener-
ally known % STANDARD Patent Med.
icines." OF course we are getting 10
that stage Of life when We are forced 10
conclude Life itsslf IL humbug. and
naturally distrust anything that has
not withstood long and tried expert
enoes. Being . physician I had the
curiosity to know how such . sale Of
two medical preparations could bs
sustained for 20 many years. The per
feet system upon which the businsss-
is conducted. and the pharmaceutical
arrangement for the manufacture Of
the two recipes with which We were
made acquainted. are saficiently con-
vincing 10 Ne that the AUGUST
FLOWER for Dyspersia and Liver
Complaints, and BosCHEE's 0KRMAN
SYRUP for Throat and Lung Troubles
were for the complaints they are ~
commended, most excellent remedies,
and only regret that In much Of oar
practice, medical ethics prevent ~
from prescribing them without maxi
ing the formulas public. When We
were shown the great quality OF vol
untary letters having been forwarded
DR.. Green nom all parb Of the coun-
cry, and from all Glasses OF people.
lawyers, ministsn and dcctors, giving
q description Of their Ailments, tssta-
monials Of their cures, etc. 1 feel hks
sndoning DR.. Greene suegsstion that
the government scOspt suoh valuable
formulas, and license them for general
use by giving protection 70 the invss-
sor same q patsns generally. .--Coplsd
from N. Y. Dru&gists' Circular for %
tober.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-07-17

The Ksogh ball club have seas -
Fort Custss 10 play ssrish Of gsmo
With the soldisr club Il that plaza
The Custer club win pvbably .rs<crn
With the oshsr nine 70 xssSh - -
nev the CONTEST
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-07-17
SOCIETIES.

A. O. H.-Division No. mests 6rst sld sseono
bundays Of eaeh month.
X. Of H.-Msses frat and third Wednesdays at
7:sop. M, at 0dd Follows Hall.
At. IA. M.-Yellovstone Lodge, No. 26, q st
and third Wednesday,.
3 A. M.YsIis.s.ons Chapter. No. b. second
K. T.-Damascus 0ommAndery, second and
fourth Thursdays.
l. y. o. f.-custer Lodge. No. ls, every
L 90. F.-ssntinal Eneampment. No. 8, hrst
and third Friday.
x. Of P,-Crusader Lodge, No. 7. Thursday
svsnings 81 Odd Fellow Han.
c. 4. Of A.-Milss City Branch. every Sunday st
Z. Of L-Firt and third Fridays.
@. A. R-U. 8. Grant Post, No. II, nrst and
third Tuesdays.
10. a. T.--star Of the West, No. "a, every
TSsndsy evening
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-07-17

Queer Sights 10 be seen In New York slums
Sightseers In New York miss much
that Ia characteristic of the city By
doing the town In beaten traiks,
writes metropolitan correspondent Of
the Philadelphia Record. New York
ers themselves know very little Of the
region east Of the Bowsry. A five
minutes walk here brings one into Q
strange land. High tenement houses,
with an ugly harness Of iron fire es-
capes, looking like jail gratipgs. make
. twilight in the streete below. He
brew signs abound; half dozen lam
guages are 10 the mouths of
passers-by; the sidewalks are
swarming with foreign looking
children; the markets abound in
queer edibles. Perhaps the most
noticeable feature Of this un-American
region is the cheapness Of goods ex.
posed In the scores Of little retail
shops. The shopkeepep cater the
poor, and to any one sccus-
toned TO shopping In other parts
of the city the prices seem
absurdly low. Curiously enough, too,
the show windows contained article
that are ordinarily regarded as luxu-
ries. It IL cheap Broadway. where
one may have . stock house with
modern furniture at tenth the cost
of such things elsewhere. OF cours.
most Of these cheap things are neither
beautiful nor durable. They are taw-
dry, mean and unsuitable. Were
they better, the price would Be higher,
and tie people for whom they are do
signed could not buy. MIX may be
bought at . penny . glass. and iti-
nerant Ice cream vendes cell little
dabs Of greasy. cold stun at the same
price. When Fifth avenue people are
eating early strawbefriss at famine
prices. the refuse fruit 10 sold here ct
rates that bring it within the means Of
all but the sbjectly poor. Mn. Lang
try's face does not adorn the bill
boards In this region, but shop win
dows and dead walls flare with the
bills of Bowery theatres. II is the
great cheap side Of the city; not far,
TO be sure, from the business centen OF
the town. but isolated. strange and
foreign. as II separated from Broadway
by miles instead Of yards.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-07-17

Bspsist Chureh-ssrvices Sunday. II .. m. p.
n. @. D. Downsy. pastor.
Methodist chureh-ssrvices Sunday. II .. m,
7;N p. N. 6. Z. snidsr. pastor.
Presbyterian Church-ssrvices Sunday. II q. m,
$50 y. N. 7. c. Armstrong. pastor.
g. Psufs, Episcopsl@Daily except sstaIasy'
Scioi.
Chu oh Of Sacred Heart, Cathohc-Sunday. 10
o m. T. w. J. y.Lipdesmith, chaplain, U. .. A.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-03

You are feeling depressed, your spps-
lite is poor, you are bothered WITH
Headache, your are fdgetty, nervozs
and generally out of sorts, and want 20
brace up. Brace up, but not with slim
ulants, spring medicines, or bittsFA,
which have for their basis very cheap,
bad whisky, and which stimulate yea
for an hour, and then leave you n
worse condition than before. What yea
want is an alternative that viii parity
your blood, start healthy action q
Liver, Kidneys, restore yeuR vital
ity, and give renewed health anA
strength. Such medicine you win ANA
in Electric Bittersx and only 30 ceatp q
bottle at z. @. II. !. Drug Store. 3
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-03
Established 1862. Established 1862
JOSEPH e. TAYLOR,
Pioneer Undertaken Of Utah.

Manufacturer and Dealer In all kinds of
Wood, Metallic and Cloth-cOyered Caskets
and Collins. Full stock OF Burial Cases and
Coffin furnishings
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-03
SaltLake 6 Western
RAIL WAY.
On an after

Saturday, Dec. 2Oth, 1850
Trains viii run as follows:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-03
STOLEN THUNDER.

Itwas raining heavily when Parson
Surplus Eel, in crossing the street, met
a poorly clad boy, whose Clothes were
soaked. "My dear little boy why don't
YOU get an UMBRELLA" said the kind
hearted clergyman. Sin pa has quit
going to church, he never brings home
any more umbrellas. "-Texax Siftinqs.
Mrs. Rspide-Aren't you going TO
ioin Us after the bag, this moraing,
Tom?
Mr.. Rapide (who does not believe in
his wife's infatuation) Thanks, no,
dear. I've got to stay at home and do
a little sewing .-Tid-Bi
A Serious Affair. Naval Secretary
Uncle Sam, those Canadians are simply
insulting.
Uncle Sam-Eh What are they doing?
"They are laughing at our navy"
"Humph! Tell them we consider our
navy no laughing matter, and they
think so, too, If they'd had to pay for
it."-Omaha World.
$50 you've been out west7" he
queried of a citizen who returned the
other day.
YES"
Lots of snow out there7"
millions of acres. l was snow bound
on q train fifteen hours. There were
twenty-five ballet girls in my car"
"And your wife was with your"
"AIas! yes"
"Great Scot! but how you must
have suffered. detroit Free Press.
Chicago Citizen-See here, Uncle Sam,
what are you booming Duluth so for?
Uncle SAM haven't done anything
for Duluth except to establish big fish
hatchery there.
That's just what we are complaining
about. Why didn't you start 1t at Chi
cago.
"Well, you see I was afraid the fish
would evolute into whales or some
other sort of blowers.-Omaha World.
"Can you send the patrol wagon up to
No. 594 Blank Street," inquired voice
through the police telephone the other
day.
whats the matter?"
"Some one tapped the till of my gro
Gerry of 80 cents"
Are you holding him2"
mo: he has been gone half an hour"
"Then what good will the wagon dor"
"Well, it will get out and look like
business, won't it? l sell for cash, and
nay prices are lower than ever before.
Iowa Mani don't see what you
came away out here for. Why didn't
you settle in IowaP
Nebraska Man-What for?
''Such great State, you know"
ain what way?"
"Well, for one thing, Iowa has more
miles of railroad track than any other
State, except one."
"Ohl well, it covers a big lot of
ground, and i is cheaper for the roads
to go through it than around it,
Omaha World.
A citizen of Detroit who is very i'm
aginative recently attended banquet.
When he went home at an early hour
in the morning, he attempted to
describe the scene to his wife.
In the center of the table," he said
there were two superb Tyres"
What became of the other one?"
asked his wife, as she opened one eye to
its full Width.-Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-03
syrup oI FIRs,

Manufactured by the California Fla
Syrup Co., San Francisco, CAL, is Ma
lures Own True Laxative. This pleas.
ant California liquid fruit remedy NAV
be had Of 4. G. Smith & Co., at so cents
or 81. It Il the most pleasant.
prompt, and effective remedy known to
cleanse the system; to act on the Liver.
Kidneys, and Bowels gently yet thor.
oughly; 70 dispei Headaches. Colds, and
xsyeES; 70 cure Constipatioa, Indi9es-
9ea, and kindred Ills,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-03-03

; .connects with Utah Central train lesyia
sslt axe at 7.4o an: can+-.1 -..,n s,v,,
,ng sf sat Lake at 40 pm.
7 Stop oRly upon Y. ". RITERs
5upt
mar u
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-11-12
PuRRIQESS.

Colonel Witherspoon of Austin
died last December. His case was
hopeless from the first Calling his
physician to his bedside one day he
whispered
doctor, can you arrange SO that
I can slide out quietly before
Christmas?"
Why SOP"
"You see, Doctor, I can save a lot
of money by not having to buy
Christmas presents for Tom, Dick
and Harry. ."-Texas Sifings.
A gentleman entered phrenolo-
gist's Office in Boston the other day
and asked to have his head examin-
ed. After moments inspection
the professor started back, exclaim-
ing: "Good heavens you have the
most unaccountable combination of
attributes / ever discovered in a
human being. Were your parents
eccentric2"
"No, sir" replied the all-round
character meekly, "but my wife is.
You needn't pay any attention to
the larger bumps, sir.
"No," said the chairman of the
Missouri Board of Education, 1thc
application of this hyar snoozern
have to be refused" @Why2 He's
well eddicated." ellis addication is
all right, but nary a dudell teach
this hyar school while I'm on deck.
This feller goes to a drug store and
asks for mineral water when he
wants drink"
Jealousy is the meanest passion
that can influence the human mind.
If you don't believe it, just ask the
husband whose wife has forbidden
him to kiss the prettiest of all her
charming cousins.
John" said the wife of a Ken
lucky editor ''your patent combina-
ton pocket knife is all rusty-all but
the corkscrew part"
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1887-11-12
What Am I to Do2

The symptoms of Billiousness are un-
happily but too well known They differ
in different individuals to some extent.
A Bilious man is seldom a breakfast eat
er. Too frequently, alas, he has an excel
lent appetite for liquids but none for SOL
ids of a morning. His tongue will hard
ly bear inspection at any time; ifit is not
white and furred, it rough, at all events.
The digestive system is wholly out of
order and Diarrhea or Constipation may
be a symptom or the two may alternate
There are often Hemorrhoids or even
loss of blood. There may be giddiness
and often headache and acidity or flatu-
lence and tenderness in the pit of the
stomach. To correct all this if not effect
a cure try Green'sAugust Flower it cost
but triAe and thousands attest its efli-
caey.