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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
Lesson ON Department.

':Madame," he began, as the door
opened. Il am selling new book on
Etiquette and Department"
ooh, you are!' she responded. go
down there on the grass and clean the
mud off your feet"
"Yes'm. AS I was saying, ma'am,
I am sell"
Take off your hat! Never address a
strange lady at her door without re-
moving your hat.'
"Yes'm. Now then. as was say
ing
''Take your hands out of your
pockets! No gentleman ever carries
his hands there %
"Yes'm. Now, ma'am, this work
ON Eti-''
.'Throw out your cud. If a gentle
man uses tobacco he is careful not to
disgust others by the habit" J
"Yes'm. Now, ma'am, in calling
your attention to this valuable"
SWAT! Put that dirty handkerchief
out of sight and use less grease on your
hair. Now you lcok half way decent.
You have a book on Etiquette and
Department. Very we'll. 1 don't
want it. I am only the hired girl.
You can come in, however, and talk
with the lady of the house. She called
me a liar this morning, and I think
she needs something of the kind"
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
Two Poin s ofYieyy.

y = = 4
First Wood sawy err This ere is a
hard, hard world; no chance for en-:
joyment at all. How I'd like to knock
off and go duck hunting like ! did when
l was a boy. ss1 z=
Second Wood-sawyer-You must be
crazy. .%. <, ~ E.
Crazy. because want to 60 duck
hunting?" l.. -E# =
"Clean daft. In Maryland, where I
just came from duck limiting is a
regular trade, and men are paid so
much q head for all they kill. I've
been duck hunter for six years."
3, "What on earth are you doing out
herep" 49,. SI.@
Il came here to saw wood for rest. "
&c Omaha World. l.. +
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
1t Never Reaches the Country.

He was a gushing, exquisitely refined
young man talking to !. demure, tender
eyed young maiden at village picnic.
"Ah." he said, "this gives me joy. ]
am SO fond of rural scenes and rural
JOYS. They are so simple, SO unaffect-
ed, SO in harmony with what I think
all our lives ought to be. You lead
such pure, simple lives here, and are
SO free from the gross. communicating
influences of city life. City girls shock
me with their boldness, their slang,
their-ah, doubt if your rural maid
ems know the meaning of the word
slang; you, I am sure' 10 not
"No," she said slyly, her eyes on
the ground, ave don't tumble to any.
thing of that Sort. we don't ha-a ave
to. Ketch on, ehp" -.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
6S1.31 for q Guess.

The readers of this paper will be interest
ed in knowing that the proprietors Of
"Warner's Log Cabin Remedies" will pay
$31.2l in cash for the best answer to the
question: "What Is the hole for that is in
the outside Of the chimney Of the old-fash-
Toned log cabin, as represented in the trade
mark Of Warmers Log Cabin Remedies'q"
A pamphlet with q picture of such log
cabin can be procured at any drug store.
The answers must be sent by mail to II. 81.
Warner & Co., proprietors Of the celebrated
warmers SAFE Cure" Rochester, N. Y,
before april 10th, 1888. But one
ansaor from each, contestant will
be- considered. 1t must be signed
soit1 the real nano giving post-of1ce address,
and must state that the party has purchased
a~d used at least one Of the following REM
e ea Warmers Log Cabin sarsaparilla,
edy, Warmers Log Cabin Cough and Con-
sumption Remedy, Warmers Log Cabin Ex-
tract, Warmers Log Cabin Liver Pills,
catarrh, etc.,, Warmers Log Cabin Scalpine
(for the scalp and hairy, Warmers Log
Cabin Plasters. The answers will be re-
ferred to an impartial committee for de-
c1sion, which will be announced April 10th,
1888 Letters Of inquiry viii not be an
sNVerod.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

'Then let the moon usurp the rule of day,
And winklng tapers show the sun his way
For what ny senses can perceive,
Ineed no revelation to believe"
Ladies suffering from any of the weak.
nesses or al ments peou lar to their sex, and
who will use DR.. Pierce's Favor1te Prescrip.
ton according to direct ns, will expert
ence genuine revelasioa in the benefit they
will receive. 1t is a positive cure for the
most complicated and obstinate cases of
leucorrhea, excessive flowing, painful men,
situation, unnatural suppressions, pro-
lapsus, or falling Of the womb, weak back,
'tfemale weakness" anteversi0n, retrover-
sion, bearing down sens lions, chronic con-
gestion, inflammation and liberation of the
womb, Inflammation, pain and tenderness
in ovaries, accompanied with ''internal
heat"
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
Missionary Beans.

The bean which was put in the COL
lection box the evening Miss Hattie La
Grange spoke in the Presbyterian church
was planted, and has yielded half pint
of missionary beans. The regular mar
ket price will be given to the foreign
missionary society of that church. All
who wish to raise missionary beans can
have one for seed by applying to the
secretary Of the society, Mrs. I. G..
Owens.-Windsor (Ont.) Standard.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
Changed her Views.

Fashionable Lady-My dear, I want
you to take me to see DINING.
Her Husband-But he used to work
at the drug store across the street and
you never cared to see him. In fact,
you left his place to deal at another
store.
Fashionable Lady-You silly old
goose, he wasn't charged with murder
then.-Sue Francisco Post.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
STEAM HEATING A SUCCESS

On the Through Trains Of the Chicago,
Milwaukee & Ut. Paul Railway.
The experiment of heating trains by steam
has been successful ly tested by only one
Western line-the Chicago Milwaukee & st.
Paul Z ai(waY-apd now the through trains
Of chat Company leaving Chicago every day
at 7:30 p m and leaving Minneapolis at
$3.50 p. m, and St. Paul at 7:9op. m, are
systematically equipped with steam heating
apparatus.
No matter what degree Of cold may exist
anywhere along the line, an even Temporal
ture OF heat: Is maintained throughout the
'ntSgGE q H. 4 tr S,n,a 81, t,rons, train.
on the various other lines OF the Chicago,
Milwaukee and st. Paul Railway, will be
provided with appliances for the heating
Of its coaches by steam.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
Happiness.

Happiness.
The foundation of all happiness is health.
A man with an imperfect digestion
may be a millionaire, may be the
halssaa 2f sa snge! eRa h {ethsT q
hall dozed c6eru6s, and yet Be miserable
Il he DO troubled With dyspepsia, or any of
the disorders arising from imperfect
digestion Or a sluggish liver. DR.. Pierce's
Plea4a4t P1r&ati16 Pellets are the safest and
spIest fsheAy for these morbid conditions.
Being purely vegetable, they are perfectly
harmless.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

It's queer how some people make money!
remarked one travelling man to another.
Yes; l suppose you ref"r to the counter
feiters," was the rejoinder.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

"Cowards are cruel''--but the brave mar
won't drive suffering horse. He will buy
bottle OF Salvation Oil and invariably
cure his animal.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

''1've done my duty, and I've done no
more, as the dealer remarked, when he ad-
vertlsed a large supply of DR.. Bulls Cough
g. bottle
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

The pen is might;er than the sword, but
an argument from either is likely to be
very pointed.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

This is the time Of year when the sports.
man, who has bagged no birds, tries to
make the inoffensive rabbit quail.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

California has at present about 120 Con
gregati0nal churches with 5000 members.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

An early settler man who pays for his
lodging before going to bed.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

Thousands of cures follow the use of DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. so cents.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

No use telling fighting dog accustomed
to the pit, show to act in q 'sic'-room."
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

The barber is firm believer in the theory
Of rotation in crops,
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

A clergyman may not be much of car
pe1ter, but is pretty good Joiner. r.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

In order 70 be s1re Of getsng geed ruSbeEs sss
CO." are stamped on the bottom of the rubber
shoes which you bMy. They make the most slegent
Croquets, Arctics. Lnm bermens Overs and oil other
styles are elegantly finished and made from the
best material on the theory that merit will win IN
the end. Other companies have endeavored to
"steal their thunder By applying the word GOOD.
year" to cheap goods, so If you want good rubbe1J
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

S". >(VNeS u 80 '~"S
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica,
lumbaso, Backache, Headache. Toothache,
Sore Throat. Swellings, Frost Bites,
Sprains, Bruises, Burns, Scalds.
r 1T &coNouERS PAIN.
Evssyappueat!eu relieves. Every SHELF should havsil
Every bottle Il sure cure. Every testimonial g tue.
Every bottle is tested. Every dsy now demands.
Every genuine bottle bears Every patient 10 cured.
the firms Signature. Every pain Is conquered.
Every homo Will have It. Every druggist praises it.
Every language speaks It. Every eheust aads pa.
Evssyjousaal sonmsadsit.' teet.
AWARDS FOR eESr PAlN.cURc.
NEW ZEALAND ExHIBITIoN-1Ss2-Gol0 Medal
CALCUTTA INT. Elk 18S3-4--(sOl(l Medal
CINCINNATI IND. ExP0sITloN--'8l--SllYer Nletal.
CALIFORNIA STATE FAIR - lS84-GOld Medal
LoUIsvlLLE so. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Medal.
At DRUGGISTS AND DkALhks. PAIGE SO CENTS.
THE CHARLES A. v0GElER CO.. Baltimore, Id
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28

TO near-sighted person no ono Is per.
fectly plain.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-12-28
uATolD AaokYi
| FROM clTlaaa,

that every day, towards sunset,
could barely speak above q "!
ing and clear1nR Of my throat !
man, and the cure has been pe
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23
CORPORATION NOTICE.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON THE
IN eleventh day of October, 1886 application was
made to the Board of Public Works by Aaron
Browne and others for the construction of
SEWER IN THORNE STREET.
from point about forty (40) feet east of Nelson
avenue, to aud connecting with the sewer now
built in Summit avenue, in accordance with the
established plan of sewerage together with all
the necessary manholes. receiving basins and APP
purtenances.
Notice is also given that on the sixth day Of Jan
Cary, 1887, the Commissioners oil Assessment fled
with the Board of Public Works their preliminary
sketch showing what property will be assessed and
the probable amount of benefit to each lot or par
eel of land; also the probable amount of assess
ment per foot of frontage for said improvement.
and the same is open to public inspection in
the Office of the Clerk Of the Board Of Public
Works. And notice Is also given that the follow
ing street avenue particular sections thereof,
is included in said assessment. namely,
THoRNE STREET,
from point ninety Eve feet west Of Summit ave-
nue. to Nelson avenue
And that the twenty-frst day of February, 1887,
at eight o'clock p. M. and the meeting room of the
Board of Public Works. hereby fixed the
time and place when and where the Board of Pub
lie Works will meet to hear parties interested in
said application and all remonstrances against
the said improvement that may be presented in
writing.
By order of the Board of Public Works.
THOMAS JACOB, Clerk.
Dated Jersey City, N. j., January 18th. 1887
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23
SOCIETIES AND LODGES.


The Lincoln Association met in Taylors Hotel
on Friday night.
Greenville Lodge, No. 1OO I. o. O F., met at the
Belvidere House last Tuesday evening.
A meeting of william L. Dickinson Council No.
548. Royal Arcanum, was held at Roches Hall last
Friday night.
The George II. Evans Association viii hold it's
regular meeting at the Globe Hotel. Greenvillo.
Tuesday evening.
The Executive Board Of the Ciparmakers' Union,
Of Greenville, held a meeting last Monday even
ing at the Globe Hotel.
regular meeting of Fidelity Council, No. 1s O.
c. F.. was held at the Belyidere House, Greenviile
last Wednesday evening.
Deputy g. C. James Dickson installed the officers
elect of Hudson Council. No. 52l A. L. OF h.. at
Roche's Hall. last Thursday evening.
Tee oficers-elect of Augusta Rebecca Lodge, No.
25, /. o. o. r., were installed last Monday night
at Fackert's Palisade Hall, by d. d. g. NJ Bush
aided by the officers OF Mozart Lodge. The bust
ness over. the balance OF the evening devoted
to social enjoyment. There was supper.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23

The Sherwood B. AMI L. Association Is doing
we'll. II will meet tomorrow evening at No, III
Already four loans have been made at good premi-
nms but shares may still be obtained without ex-
ira cost.
Grand Deputy George Morris installed the officers
elect of Branch No. 1875 Order of the Iron Hail. in
Masonic Hall. Lafayette last Tuesday evening. af-
ter which the Order initiated several new membs RS
into its mysteries. The meeting concluded with q
collation. prepared and served by Morrow, Day
x Co.
General W. s Hancock Post, No. 8, s. of w. De-
partnent of New Jersey. has removed to Pythago-
ras Hall. Third street and Newark avenue, where
the first session was held last Wednesday evening
week number of recruits mustered in
and at the next eneampment the post viii muster
in six mora Semi-monthlv cncampments are held
every second and fourth Wedes lay in the month
Mr.. q. Va stieb, Adjutant. will furnish any infor-
nation to the sons of old veterans who may desire
to join the post
There was large attendance at the meeting Of
the North Hudson County Building and Loan As.
sociation at Kessler's Hall last Tuesday evening;
S2,752 were collected for dues, making total to
date of $50 500. Two loans sold by President
Mersees. One Of IS shares sold at premium of
$3.50 per share; and the other. of 25 shares at
premium of $12 so per share. The 1880 shares of
the first Issue have all been sold, and at the next
regular meeting, to be held in February, it is pro-
posed to call in the extra 500 shares provided for
in the constitution.
The Jersey City Heights Schuetzen Company held
its a. mail meeting at the Armory No. AZ Franklin
GERS for the ensuing year, partook of sumptuous
repast The officers are: Captain, Fred Bluem
Lieutenants D. Langerwitch and Charles Buerk;
ORDERLY Sergeant Charles BendiG; Color Bearers
Peter Thompson and Fl. Stanard; Shooting NJ sters,
William Steuben and William Berentt; Correspond
ing Secretary Hugo Fuller; Recording Secretary,
Henry Kaufman: Treasurer. Joseph Langsdorf
The company decided 10 hold the ninth annual
ball at Kroebels, on March 14th.
The Home Mutual Building and Loan Association
held regular meeting in Paramount Hall corner
Tnsr 1oCA ATav1 doxr
evening. The seventh quarterly report shows that
the Home has done larger amount of business
since its organization than any other organization
of similar character in Hudson County, and has
made more money upon loans than any oLher.
The following is an abstract Of the Secretsrys
port: Number Of members. 226; shares sold, 5O0
shares pledged, 375; bonds and mortgages. face
value SIS 900; actual value. see. 752 Sc Total
ceips. s1l4 1896 SO; total disbursements, 5474f
balance in bank, 2447 Al; gross earnings. 49,,
1914 0s; net earnings. 11,55947; net earnings per
share, $4 S. The membership of the organization
point to these results with little pride aud satis
faction and Jealous in the interests of the
ISOLATION and careful of its management.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23
CORPORATION NOTICE.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON THE
~ 2lst day of December. 1886 the Commissioners
OF Assessments fled in the Office of the Clerk of
the Board OF Public Works their final assessment
map and report FOR the construction OF a main sew
or L. Eighth street from Newark avenue to and
connecting with the present sewer in Eighth street
IT monmouth street and branch main sewer in
brunswick street from Eighth street TO Sixth street.
ana In sixth street from Brunswick street to and
connecting with the old main sewer in Sixth street
AZ mon mouth street. and the same is now open TO
pubic inspection in the Office OF the Clerk of said
1oard; and notice is also given that the following
seots or avenues or particular serions thereof are
included In said assessment:
EIGHTH STREET,
from point 10 feet inches west OF Monmouth
street. 70 point 100 feet west of Brunswick street
sixth street from Monmouth street to point 400
ieet west OF Brunswick street. Seventh street Il ON
brunswick street 200 feet westerly Brunswick
sire from point 100 feet south OF Sixth streat
70 point 100 feet north of Eighth street.
ana that the s1st day of Januury, 1897 at
o'clock p. m, and the meeting room Of the Board
Q, Fcelic works. are hereby fixed as the time and
place vixen and where the Board of Puolic Works
VIII meet to hear consider and adindieate bpon
al oulecuons to said assessment and rep )rk All
opJecuons thereto must be D esenfed in writing
by order OK the Board OF Public Works
THOMAS JACOB. Cseik
Dated Jersey City, N. December 80, 1850.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23
CORPORATION NOTICE.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON THE
IN 9th day of January, 1897, the Commissioners
of Assessment filed in the office of the Board of
Public Works their final assessment, map and re
port for the
IMPROVEMENT OF SIXTEENTH STREET,
from Henderson street to Jersey avenue, and the
same is open to public inspection in the office
of the Clerk of said Board; and
Notice is also given that the following streets or
avenues or particular sections thereof are included
in said assessment:
SIXTEENTH STREET
from Jersey avenue to Henderson street, Jersey
avenue on the easterly side from point 100 feet
south Of Sixteenth street to point 100 feet north
of Sixteenth street, Erie street from a point 100
feet south of Sixteenth street to point 100 feet
north of Sixteenth street, Grove street from point
100 feet south of Sixteenth street to point 100 feet
north of Sixteenth street.
And that the 2lst day of February, 1887. at 8
O'Clock p m, and the meeting room of the Board
of Public Works are hereby fixed as the time and
place when and where the Board of Public Works
will meet to hear, consider and adjudicate upon
all objections to said assessment and report All
objections thereto must be presented in writing.
By order of the Board of Public Works.
THOMAS JACOB, Clerk.
Dated Jersey City, N. j., January IS. 1887.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23
CORPORATION NOTICE.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN TEAT ON THE
IN 9th day of December, 1885, application was
made TO the Board o. Public Works by Peter Doyle
and others for the construction of a
SEWER IN RAILROAD AVENUE
from Coles street to Monmouth street; and notice
is also given that the 9th day of January 1887,
the Commissioners of Assessments fled with the
Board of Public Works their preliminary sketch
showing what property will probably be assessed
and the probable amount of benefit to each lot or
parcel Of land also the probable amount OF assess
ment per foot of frontage for the said improve
ment- and the same Is now open for public inspec-
ton in the office of the Clerk of the Board of Pub
lie Works; and
Notice is also given that the following street or
avenue, or particular sections thereof are included
in said assessment. namely:
RAILROAD AVENUE
from Monmouth street to Coles street, and that
the Dist day of February. 1887, at o'clock. D. m
and the meeting room of the Board of Public.
Works are hereby fixed as the time and place when
and where the Board of Public Works will meet to
hear parties interested in said application and all
remonstrances against the said Improvement that
may be presented in writing.
BY order Of the Board Of Public Works
THOMAS JACOB. Clerk.
Dated Jersey City. N j.. January II, 1887.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23
MILITARY NOTES.
HrADQuAarrAs; FOURTH REGIMENT. N. G.N.J.

'rsna NJ. ORDERS q JERSEY CRY. Jan. Is. 1887.
This Regiment will parade in State Service
Uniform white glovesl on Wednesday, january
26th for Off cial visit by BrigadierGeneral Will
oughby Weston, Inspector General of New Jersey.
Presen tation of Marksmen's Badges for 1886, by
Brigadies General Bird w. Spencer, InspeclorGen-
eral of Rifle Practice, New Jersey and Battalion
Drill.
IL-Field and staff and Commandments with their
Commands will report to the Colonel and Nom
Commissioned staff to the Adjutant, at the Oakland
Avenue Rink, at $50 o'clock, p NJ, on the above
date.
II.-The next session of the school for Non Com
missioned officers will be held in the Adjustant's
rooms Monday evening, oath inst, at $3.50 o'clock,
p NJ. The lesson will be in the school of the Com
pany.
IVA regimental class for Recruits is hereby
established in this Command, under the direction
of First Lieutenant Bsrrian, as instructor. The
class will meet in the Quartermasters at $50
O'Clock every Friday evening. All Recruits Except
of Company B y who have enlisted since October
LIST, 1885, are hereby ordered to report to Lieut..
Berrian at the Armory on Friday. 2Sth inst, at
$50 o'clock, p. M.
v.-The enlisted men of this Regiment having
the old Fatigue jackets, will return them to their
Commandments, who will send them to these Head
CHARTERS, care of Qusrtermaster Graf.
By order OF Colonel Dickinson.
BENJAMIN NJ. GERARDIN, Adjutant.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1887-01-23
DAsHEs AEoUsD TOWN.

The want Of quorum prevented meeting Of
the Pollution Board last ednesday afternoon.
The Fifth District Republican Association held a
meeting at Paramount Hall last Thursday evening
The Grove street line OF cars now have some
double deckers. In time they will entirely super
cede the bob tails.
Clerk Rooney, OF the County Board OF Health
last Thursday paid over to County Collector Dugan
81 3O4 less $500 allowed and deducted for current
expenses.
The Board of Works adjourned on Wednesday
night for lack of a quorum, President Reynolds
and Commissioners 6omeTs and Schweiler only re-
spending to the roll call.
The regular meeting of the County Board of
Health which should have been held last Wednes-
day afternoon, was, that time, adjourned for
two weeks for want of quorum.
The managers of Christ Hospital, at their annual
meeting on Thursday evening" elected the follow
ing officers to serve for the ensuing year. Presf-
dent Right Rev Bishop Thomas A. Starkey; Vice
President, F. G. Wolbert; Secretary, Rev. Joseph
Fletcher; Treasurer, r. G. Fessenden; Chaplain,
George B. Hebbard. -TGA