Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1887-07-28
Well, make it $3.50. l only wan, ,
right. -Harper's Bazar. '"u'

Well, make it $3.50. only wan.
right, Rarper's Bazar. '"u' v
What makes Mr.. Pottlot
popular, | wonder? He's oI
ing young man and ouita ;, sOS
Yes. But he writes poet,, ,-,g'
that isn't a crime against sac;..
"No. But he insists on res ,'g.y
you, too. = Tom Topics. ''''us
First saleswoman-Of all 4.
giant, disagreeable people or
ed on that woman is the wor., :
der who she is. Second sales1
Why, that's Mrs. Chipp. She o oai
tend atthe same counter with ~. y.
she was married.-Iid-B
1T is a good thing to have
in need said Brass thouobfnaa.
you think SOP" inquired his C.bn
ought to be happy, for all nv ''t u
are in need, Judging from the H..
letters ! get from them and he
deeply. Detroit Free Press
A resident of Manyille, R.
silk hat which he bought sever,
ago to wear at the funeral of h,
He has worn it three times sim.
having buried four of them. m.
is almost as good as new, but
out of style.-Hatter and FarrIs,
1T was terrible, remarked II
Most to a brother nuisance
be deprived of my liberty anal i
fined behind bars of iron
might have been worse John vi
if those bars of iron had been b,,, |
soap?" Herr Most shuddcrpl- i
York Sun.
you ought to be ashamed Of "a !
self, a great big man like YOU f.
beggar and a tramp. You ougl
TO be afraid of work 81 kp5T|
mum, butt can't help it. You Sc.
nurse frightened me once in \
room when ! was a baby and / N
been timid ever since, '-Neg n
Mail.
If some men would only put the 4
amount of enthusiasm into su|
wood that they put into sitting !
plank and watching nineteen mend
bail their wives could kiudle
kitchen fire every twenty mh|
through the twenty-four houp
still have kindlings to spare.-Jaj
of Education.
The Pennsylvania Railroad |
broken up the largest gang Of ralr
thieves, numerically speaking, |
ever infested this country Wei!
| clad the rascals have been can
! To the block with every one Of
| 1t is hideously wrong for railroad
! ployes to steal. Accent heavy 90
! ployes. BuFdette.
Mrs. Young Honeymoon (t0ha,a
who is railroad PresidenD Ard
Won sure YOU will always. alway,
me more than you will anyone 4
Mr.. Honeymoon (absentlN-mp
| Bile to say. You see, it is very joi
! full whether the Interstate law
allow me to make any diScrimilit
-HUper'S Bazar.
II see. remarked Atom,
new gunboats will be built
steel. so will the new SUM
| residences of the contractors, rel
/ Molecule. but Atom replied, with
air of man Just aching for the pc
nation, that he was out of politics
didn't care to discuss any poIa
questions. -Burdette.
1t takes the fair sex to express
common foible, vanity, ina thoql'
artless manner. On a West Sds'
the other evening two women 4
chatting pleasantly, when one b
to tumble for some money to pay
fare with. 80, let me pay it, sad
/ other. Il want to snow my
pocketbook, and she displaTa
neat one of novel pattern'-,Bl'
EEpreSS.
Yes aid an actor ON the fa
avenue corner of Rialto y
Travelled good deal, and | think
double-track road is much d
dangerous than a single-tracS no
OF course. assented a felIog-@
"because, in stepping of to escape
train you may be run down by an0'3l
And the wind whistled MOURN
through their three-dayS sroV'l
whiskers. The Judge.