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The St. Johns herald., 1887-06-30
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. LAND OFFICE AT PRESCOTT, ARIz. JDnp

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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24
lnrnaNOrs.


Two opposite and contradictory t'..o-
rio- exist respecting the violent com
motions in the atmosphere, winch are
known to ia hy the name OF tornado IS.
enc Of these theories which CORR
,rouds with the popular belief thatwl.
tusIouts pump upwatcr from taesea
attributes their cause to vast cur
rents Of heated air rushing up-
ward from the ground toward the
clouds. TIE other theory assigns the
cause of Tomatoes to Gerill Whlripoo's
and cddies. which, originating IN the
upper regions OF the atmosphere,
stretch downward until they reach tl9
soil. The first theory Is supported in
America by the authority OF Franklin
and other great names the second X
the one which NJ. Faye maintains to be
tie true explanation oi the phenomenl,
and which We may say, he has fully
proved. First let ia take the doctrine
Of respiration by tornadocs, or
of thor sucking or drawing up-
ward things lying on the ground
Ills theory sGpposcs lower
stratum II warm, moist mr. TO be rising
in the atmosphere. While SD mount
iug il expands. coo!', md ablnlous -
pant OF It's moisture, which takes tle
foIm OF . cloud. IT then again becomes
warmer, IN consequence OF the heat
di>Dgae.d Iy the condensation Of its
yaror. Beng therefore lighter tnu
the surrounding medium 1t will con
time to mount. On reaching "A higher
region where tAcair is rarer tUliiaga.n
dilats and aftclwlrl cool, thereby
giving Up another portion Of its moia-
tutc, and SO on until the process is re-
ucaiod rs far as tie limits of the AZ
mosphcIc. According To- Mr.. EspY,
the inventor of THIS theory, the ascend.
ing column Of air would cause a suck
iuc or Grlueht It IL, foot, much rs hap
pens in u chimney, ut the base of
which fire is always burning. But
here We fail to discover any reason
either why the ascending column Of mir
should move onward in one direction
or another or why the sud column OF
air should rapidly reyoiyo or spin
from right to l,;t Nevertheless, thcsa
ana two essential characteristics Of tor
IadoCs.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24
kCetO or cato:
Chambers journal. }

That man should lose his life
through INSTRUMENTATION Of "a vowol
seems hard, but such really vas the
fact. IN the year 17lS Willoms-a
Welsh actor-and Gum were pltylng
together at the Lincoln's Inn Fields
Theatre i'll the tragedy Of Cato,
Williams playing Decius to Qrln's
Cato Tie former entered with
Caesar sends health to Cato, bat h.
mincingly pronounced the name OF cato
kecto. Cuin, who gave a broad c!AsS.cai
eLunciation t. the letter q III the word.
wa offended, and Instead OF replying.
"Ccuid hc sand it to CGto'S s.aug't- re..
friends it would be welcome ho ex-
claimcd, "Would he hal sent better
messenger" The Wclshman was boil
irg with rage, and when Cato + snm''l
with, "Are not your Ordcrs 10 address
the Senate? he could hardly help r..
plying, " Ny business is with Nelto.
In the short scene lie had t.
repeat the name ten times, G1I each
tine it would come heeto. Qulo
had to repeat 1t rs often, but d. llv"r-d
it with broGG sound and slynlhran.
look, which nearly took tns 'c.,lmau
off his feet aud brought lauEhi.r uom
all sides OF the house. Whaa tAe'
met in the rreen-roOm Wil.llms a.
sailed Gum for rendering him ii lien
lvus in the eyes OF tue audi1acc.
GUM said it was in the cars, md
would have laughed OF the matter
but the spirit OF the Welshaa,l
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24

4 Missionary Thrilling Narrative
OF shc Peoples Terrible
Suffering.

\ Tclifa1 n. s. special says: Re-.
Frruk ". Collcv, missionary at iabra-
Cor. has written o letter giving Il
eraThic account Of heart-rcnding desti
;ui'on prevailing there. He In, ira
Yelled tie whole coast and declares that
words cannot describe the suffering Of
tie poor He tells OF fAmiiiesof help
less old people and equally helpless
children enduring the rigors Of the late
winter with tine Thermometer j'
below 2clo. living in huts, s,erp-
ING On bare ground. covered
only with old sails AMI sub,.st-
ing on rock cod. the poorgs, kind OF
Goldfish known, and on hard-tack sup
piled by the Government. To catch
Tie fish the perishing people had to
travel five miles over bare rocks
Bread. tea. molasaos, lour, meat Of any
kind. or any Of the necessities Of litc,
are unknown to them. S'oVstTylt.oa
had driven the father OK one family
mad. and the poor wretch h4d been
trviug TO eat his own boots. Thepuny
cod for breakfast, dinner, and supper.
weeks upon weeks and months upon
months. while keeping the poor
vretchcs from actual death, only served
to be a daily torture to them, ani ws'
Of itself enough to drive the whole
population into raying msniacs.
Missionary Colley declares that he
was implorcd for help at every second
house visited in all Che vast region.
The Inhabitants were driven to such
desperate straits that wives and
mothers even had tosell their wedding
rings for bread. At Grllys, Stable
Fav. Rocky Bay, Spotted Island. AMI
Seal Island whole families were slowly
starving in January. How they existed
through the winter God only knows.
The scanty aid sent 10y the Nswfound-
land Goyernmeut was distributed be
fore half the winter was over. Mr..
Coll-y declares that only fear Of repe-
tition of the terrible suffering. induces
him now TO make the terrible facts pub
lie
Tie missionary concludes three
column narrative by demanding IN thu
name Of humanity that the NewfounI-
land Government Immediately send re-
lief to that district. and also provide
means FOR transporting tho wretcheI
people to some other country.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24
TIE pTCUMOND DISPATCH SUNDAY, JULY "a 1887.

was aroused md would not brook
such treatment, and SO he lay in wait
for Cato beneath the piazza Of Coyent
Garden. Quin laughed as Williams
drew his sword and babe him defend
himself, and would have sustained his
defence with his cane but the Welsh
man thrust so ficrceIy that the other
was obliged to draw his sword, which,
without intention on the part OF the
wielder, passed through the body Of
Decius and stretched him dead upon
the pavement.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24

are solI 10y al druggists. pri'e: CCUrCRA.
so cents; lEsCLvgSr. a.: SOAP. Is ,ont..
lCT15G DAT AND CiilMiCAL CO.,.
Boston.
Send fer "EOw 70 CUBE SKIS-DIsgA,Es.'
BrAv1I.i The Complexion and .sin by
usihg he CUTIrUHA SOAR.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24

+. G. Crawford hears in London that
wherever the Prince OF Wales is in
vited to dinner 1T is regarded as ne
cesssry te have American ladies among
The guests"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24

CTTICraA stead. a. tn h ~ 10 ts class;
cs .,,.Lly "a Iia ue ,A.s with th' C-ri .t
SDtf. Have RAJ nd unusually ,oo sd tp.s
simmer. owing 0ttn p.e}gl"-.s nj an a,r.1.
yctc. i0rm OK Itrl tn,. ~. soaao lo .il.r- g.. tr.
COZ 'rv. in which tLe CCTlJJEA EsML0.E5
pro,ec satisfactory.
IS. l.. HAEDlGG, Druggist
INIONIOWE, Ks.
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rE'O INVESTORS.

We offer for sale limited amount Of pec
ceuL BONDS OF 1llR CITY OF MASCAE>
iFK. These oot d are isSnsd 10 retire no )
Itr cent bonds vhich are snblect 10 car IA, o.
strt' mbor. ls07, They have thirty years -
iun, interest payable Jaaua-y aud July y cs;4
wear. We regard them az a hrst class, iusass.
merit WARREN & QUAhLEs.
~ lC-SgW&Its Ill. Main s.r99L
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-07-24

? HOW Ny SIDE ACHES
4. a. Acl Ing S!Go5 aad Ba,s, HIP AID
,Tsi - Kidney vAi2s. Rhoumat T.. siG'ic.
q. 5Y Nrugsigi', >nagp and ShO)an;
h7 ~ IS .liat. rrAeSsd "a one minute By tle
CUqICVrA N!Ti PALS PLASTER. cannot fal.
At druggist. - cents.
IOIItB DBUG AND CHEMICAL Co.
~ el-Su,A.Aw B3,.la.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
An All-Round Athlete Killed.

New York, July 6.-Joseph Quinn,
aged 25, was shot and fatally wounded
at Thirty-eighth street and Second ave
nue., by Daniel Lyons, sol First avenue.
The men quarreled a few days ago about
q woman and Lyons then threatened to
get even with Quinn. He accordingly
shot Quinn when the men met. Quinn
was the champion amateur middle
weight catch-as-catch-can wrestler. He
was a member of the New York Athletic
club and the Pastime club, and was well
known as an all-round athlete. He was
employed as margin clerk at the coffee
exchange AID lived with his parents, 31S
East Thirtieth street. Lyons is an ex-
convict and bears a very bad reputation.
He fled after the shooting, and mp to a
late hour had not been captured.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
Mexican War Veteran.

The wonderful efficacy OF swifts Specific as a
remedy and cure for rheumatism and all blood dis.
eases, has never had a more conspicuous illustration
than this case affords. The candid, unsolicited and
emphatic testimony given by the venerable gentle
man must be accepted as convincing and conclusiye.
The writer Is a prominent citizen OF Mississippi. The
gentleman to whom Mr.. Martin refers, and to whom
he Is Indebted for the advice to which he owes his
final relief from years OF suffering, ir Mr.. King, for
many years the popular night clerk OF the Lawrence
House, at Jackson.
JACKSON, Miss, April 20, 1887.
THE SWIFT srEcF1o COMPANY, Atlanta, Ca:
Gentieanen-I hare been an invalid pensioner for
forty years. having contracted pulmonary and other
diseases in tho Mexican War. but not till the list OF
March, 1875, did ! feel any symptoms Of Rheumatism.
On that day ! was suddenly stricken with that dig
ease in both hips and ankles. For twenty days /
walked on orntches. Then the pain was less violent,
Su td 4 shift ae;didfsro9ama Joint to Joint. For weeks I would
s1sys e5h Years T sna pain palm never left me 9 moment .fer
isss, When I was sg first m attasfed. ts y o ffom na 2 sss !.
,shsn l wss cured. During tbess. eleven years Of in.
gestsa iI 81 irienR ass' Sat Il d I ever sfis sec sgisssts shes ls ssss
tsernasiiiy, I am not aware 81 tA Il. F Binssflaa About u he
first q Ssptesnber ! made ar~rangements togo to the
other remedy, when I accidentally met an old aS-
asga an 4. NJ. King, nov Of the Lawrence House
rheumatism, and, as I supposed had been cured
BY 9 visit 70 Springs. But when I met him he
told me that his visit to the Hot Springs was IN vain
he found no relief. On his return from Hot Springs
i ) or aisaai aSf M. l H. s a.ies' i e a md SIX 4 s' bot 81 E r mass Z
complete cure. Several years have passed since, but
he has had no return OF the disease.
/ Immediately returned to try tt. In September I
took four bottles, and by the first OF October was
OF IT sIscE. ~
! have no interest in making this statement other
man the hope that y may direct some osher sufferer
10 sure source OF relief, and IL it has this result I
am well rewarded for my trouble. / am very re-.
spectfully and truly your friend.
For. sale by all druggists. Treatise on Blood and
Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co..
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
The Sad Suicide of shirley Grove.

CHICAGO, July GA working girl
named Shirley H. Grove, lately from Glib
9 City, Ford county, H., aged 2 5years,
was found dead in the office Of Mrs. DR..
Mum, room, 80, Nee Ban building, cor
ner of jackson and State streets. She
was a seamstress doing some work for
Mrs. Mum and had occupied the apart
ments cited during the absence Of her
employer the last week. Miss Grove was
last seen alive Saturday night by Mrs.
Munn's daughter, whose whereabouts
are unknown. The suicide was stretched
fully dressed upon e bed, and at her side
was the following note:
"To Those Who May Find Me: ! have
died by taking taudnum because life is q
horrible struggle for me. Send at once
for DR.. Mum. Weave a letter under my
pillow for her. She will do as / direct
with my body. Don't remove my body
until she comes"
The police lost sight of this note to
Mrs. Mum, and no one who appears to
know anything about her can be found.
Miss Groves body was taken at once to
the morgue despite her directions to the
contrary.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
Advice TO Methers.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by q sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teeth2 IT so,
send at once and get q bottle Of
MIS-. WHsIow's SoorHINa SYlsup for
Children Teething. Its value il lncalcu-
liable. IT will relieve tho poor little suf-
ferer Immediately. Depend upon il,
mothers, there is no mistake about il
II cures dysentery and diarrhoes, regu-
;lates the stomach and bowels, cures
wind colo. softens the gums, reduces in
fammation and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. Mrs. WinsbD,s
Soothing Syrup for Children Tsethstlg is
pleasant to the taste, and is the psescrip.
ton OF enc OF the oldest nurses and
best female physicians in the United
States, and is IIor sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price twenty
i've cents q bottle.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

PARIS, July Ca short time ago an
Italian tenant in Montmartre district was
arrested and condemned to six months
imprisonment for a~ssanitiag his landlord
and Monday a bomb was placed Just out
side the landlords residence and exploded
against the wall. A great hole was made
in the side of the building BY the concus-
sion Il every window in the house was
shattered, but fortunately none of the
inmates were injured. 1t is suspected
that the outrage was committed by the
Italians former neighbors and comrades
and three of them, all members of an
archists anti-landlord league were ar
rested.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
8 ON FOR COMMERCIAL UNION.
Waking Up the Canadians 10 the traits

Waking Up the Canadians 30 the Frnits
of the Same.
TORONTO, Ont, July eat Port Hope;
sixty five miles east Of this city, Erastus
Wiman and Hon. Benjamin Butterworth
addressed o large and enthusiastic meet
ing, composed largely of farmers on the
subject Of commercial union. Mr.. Wi
man argued that instead of encouraging
separation, commercial union would have
a tendency to maintain British connec-
ton. He pointed out the great advant-
age to be derived from free trade be-
tween theStwo cotntries and quoted from
Adam Smith to the effect that to prohibit
q people from making ell they can from
every part of their own products or en-
ploying their stock and industry in the
way they consider most advantageous to
themselves wassa manifest violation Of
the most sacred rights of mankind, and
this was whatit was being sought to do
In the caseSof Canada, and all because
900 good fellows in Manchester would be
affected by the change. Canada for the
Canadians, he said, must beStheir cry.
MIR. Bntterworth, who a given d
most enthusiastic reception; ably sup
ported Mr.. Wiman's argument. He
could see no validireason why the fullest
and freest trade relations should not
exist between the two countries. The
reason did not exist in Sany difference In
race, ancestry, or tradition nor in the
relative situations OF the two countries
for their territories interiocked from
ocean TO ocean. Hs had searched the
field Of economic problems for the oh.
lection, but had failed to find it. Mr.. Bnt-
terworth then proceeded TO dissipats the
fallacies that existed in regard to this
question carrying MS hearers with him
and eliciting frequent applause.
AT the close Of Mr.. Butterworth's
speech a resolution favoring commercial
union ant declaring that those present
would support no party or Individual
who did not likewise favor it was
carried with cheers.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

NEW YORK, July 8.-Dr. LOOMS was
summoned to visit Jacob Sharp in Lud-
low street jail. He advised a consulta-
tion, and the sheriff gave the necessary
permission. Drs. Jacobi and Draper
were called by DIR. L4oomis and a long
coilsultation was had.
Ipr Loomis declined to state the re-
suit but told the reporters that a written
statement would be made to the conyt.
There is doubt that Mr.. Sharp is seri-
ously i'll. If the doctors advise it, he
will probably be ordercdto tot prison hos
pital.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
Cornell Won the RACE.

WORCESTER, Mass, July 6.-AS lake
Quinsigamond Cornell won the mils and
q half straight away race for four-oared
crews of the intercollegiate association.
The race was very hotly contested. Cor
nell and Rowdoin were the only starters.
When the starting signal was given at
4:51, Cornell shot out instantly, pulling
thirty-ni strokes. Bowdain was right
after them, pulling Al. At the quarter
sBowdain had slowed down to 8a end
Cornell to 35. AtEthe mile Cornell had
spurted 70 81 while Bowdain continued
at 8S. When within 300 feet Of the
finish Bowlain had got up to 40. g5thI
boats crossed the line so close together
that it was hard to tell witch lad won.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

The judges on shore said fnat Cornell
crossed two feet ahead of Bowdain, OF
fetal time 8 minutes 3S ga seconds.
This is probably several seconds too fast
as the water was very rough and both
boats shipped considerable water. Both
crews were much exhausted, Peck and
Fielder, of Cornell, and yarney, of Bow
dain, especially so. Cornell has won
the intercollegiate championship and a
silver cup. Teemer and Hamm coached
Cornell and Plaisted trained Bowdain.
The referee was, Eugene Buckley, of
Boston. The crews were entertained by
the Quiusigamond club.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
Hit with a stone ond killed.

WASHINGTON, July GA gang of
roughs attempted to board the train from
Alexandria to this city, and in a scramble
between the trainmen and roughs,
George Werembaker, a brakeman, was
hit with a stone and killed.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
Tho Emperor willlam,s Health.

BERLIN, July 6.-The Emperor Will
liam has arrived safely at Ems and is in
the enjoyment of his normal state OF
health He drove through Bahnhaus
stasse in an open carriage amid a perfect
shower of enthusiastic cheering and ex-
pressions of affection and reverence.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

Increase of New york.s Desth Rate.
NEW YeRK, July 8.-The mortality in
this city begins to excite alarm. Two
thousand people died and the deaths Of
POS were recorded.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

HAMILTON, Ont, July 8.--Harry Pal
mer came here from Jersey last week
and behaved peculiarly. He was ar
rested as an insane man and afterwards
released. He then went to the town of
Dundas and shot himself dead.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
SLOW work in Getting a Jury.

CHICAGO, July 6.-Judge Jamison
opened court in the Doodle trial promptly
at ten o'clock. Juror Luby was excused
on account of sickness. The court was
occupied all day in hearing the excuses
of fifty new Jurors.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
Llabilitiss q an Iasolyent Firm.

New YORK, July 6.-The liabilities OF
John Slade &Co., dry goods commission
merchants at 81 Leonard ST., who as
signed, are stirnated at 1926, 600. Assets
not learnedeI but probably much less.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
Mr. Parnell's Complaint.

VIENNA, July 6.-The Carlsbad Sprudel
that Mr.. Parnell is sojourning
at that place and is suffering from dia-
betes.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

The French chamber has rejected the
proposition to admit priests to. service in
hospital ambulances in lieu of active ser.
vice in the army.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

sLEEPLEss NIGHTS, made miserable
by that terrible cough. JShiloh's Care is
the remedy for you. Sold by DR., Yander-
hule.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
King MILAN Gone to Belerade.

vienna, July 6.-King Milan OF Ser
has left this city for Belgrade.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07
a Positive Written Guarantee
MARRIAGE Guide

Eiegant cloth and gilt binding. Sealed for o
IN money or postage stamps. Ovcrffty wonder
full pen pictures, showing who may marry, who
Manhood. Wosnanhood. Physical decay. Who
should marry. How lie and happiness may be
increased. Those married or about to marry
should read 1t: of interest and value to every
paper cover. 5 Address DR.N NITTEEK
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-07-07

CorySsspondsnts. Ohsmieai National, Bank.
cage. Illinois.
Hz-Eeli Exchange on all theprinoipai oities
attention.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-12-21
1887
CHRISTMAS AND HOLIDAY SEASON.
OLIVIER'S BOOK STORE.


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Among the Fancy Goods you fail observe the ver
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Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-12-21

Zeke breaking wood)-My nanny gibs
me penny cherry day for chopin dis
wood. Abe (euviously)-Am dat so? An
wot do yo' buy wild dat cent? Zeke-Oh,
l doan buy nuthiu', cause nanny anu savin
'um for ma to buy new axe wen dis heal
one gifts played out.-Harper's Young Poo
Dle
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-12-21

Physician-"P dou't you know
better than to have yoar pigpen 50 close to
the house?" ''Au' ply shud OF not, sor?'
Its unhealthy" 'sBe away wild yer non.
sinse! Sure the pig has niver been sick a
day in his life '-Omaha World.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-12-21

Bridget-Enjoy slape. is it? How could
|, I'd like yez to tell me. The mint lay
down Pm asaps, an the mint I'm awake
l have to git up. Where's the time for en-
joyin' 1t to come in?-Philadelphia Call.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-12-21

Wife (reproachfully)-How can you eom'
home in such condition, John. when only
last week you signed the pledge9 Husband
Il know it (hic) my dear, butts easily
'nough to sign nuzzer.-Life.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1887-12-21

81 tell you what it is, Gus; Araminta' 8
father can't appreciate US. He has no
soul" "Oh, he hasn't, Ell! Well, if you'd
been in my place last night you'd have
thought he was all sole. "-Harper's Bazaar.