Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1887-06-02
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Somebody in order to kill the czar sent
him pork pie stuffed with dynamite.
But why the dynamite f--Boston Post
Henry George gets S75 night for leo
turinc, Henry DOESN'T want any land
Money lie good enough for him --t'sck.
The united ages OF an Indiana bridal
couple were III yeara. They were
married without the consent Of their
parents.
eyes, said Fogg, t'as a success have
always been failure, but as failure
have been an unqualified success. -
Accident Netos.
Fortune knocks once at every mans
door; but she doesn't go hunting through
beer saloons for him IL the man happens
TO be- out Puck.
| Magistrate TO witness) --"What ia
/ your profession ?'' "a lawyer "Well,
| try to forget il while you are giving your
testimony PARTS Figaro.
eve been aching to fight that man
for a year past. "Why don'tyou, them"
~ did the other day, and am aching
still. - Dittsburg Dispatch.
AT the ball--Grace (whispering)-
"what lovely boots your partner has got,
Maryi" Mary (ditto)-"Yes, unfoIsu-
nately he shines at the wrong end. -
Teas Siffings.
The New York police have been in
struoted TO arrest persons who set ash.
barrels on the sidewalk. We suppose that
hereafter the barrels are to be hung mp
on the telephone poles. LosOeA Courier.
Young wife-"John, dear, have you
decided what name 10 give our dear
precious, sweet little baby2" Younf
husband (who has paced the floor witt
"precious" o'nights) -"Yes,I have; I'm
somnia.'"
Sinith-"Here you are, beastly drunl
againl Don't you feel ashamed of your
self after swearing of so recently 2
Jones-'tMy dear bo-hic 10y, / dom
want ter be slave to that swearing-of
habit. It'd Bits.
We received week ago j. Warrei
Keifer's Grafton, with Instructions not Il
print ''until after May 18th, 1887" Mr.
Keifer need not be alarmed Wewill no
print until after May 18th, 1887. Omah'
: Daily Bee.
Reporter TO secretary of the Interstai
Oommission)- "Well, how's business 2
Every slow today "How's that :
"Only received two car loads Of protests
Interest must be dying out. n-IttsbnF9
Chronicle.
A hinged lamp. post has lately been d.
yised 1t has the advantage that no Lac
y der ia required to enable ii to be cleane
y and repaired. and it can also be lighte
= by bending it over, the lamp lighter ca
y rying key for the purpose.
. A talented pianist, Nine. de v, 81
IA ting at dinner by the side of Col. Ran
e. ellet, asked him in an amiable toni
ID Colonel, are you fond of music ?
Nv Madame" replied the warrior, rollin
Of his eyes savagely, 81 anu not afraid Of it
n --N07TistOton Herald.
s'Iss yer ebber been vacksinnate
is Uncle Eph'm ~ "No, Clayburn,
til nebber bin vacksinnated, ISIS you - aye
of Uncle, Use been yncksinnated dis MORN
in in de back o. de neck tWhat foah
Irs ''Four cents" ''Foah sense2 It did
he take, did IL 2"-BostOn Beacon.
m The interstate bill seems destined to
en- range the business of the whole ciyili2
lat world. A Chinamnu recently sent
90 following telegram to Pacific coast ra
ast way official: 81 shippee you two {
ias load hog. No catchee pass. What
re, matter. All Fook.n
IN, noe She was admiring Fernwood Lily,
NJ famous Guernsey. Three hundred Q
~, IN fifty pounds OF milk in single day2 II
No wonderful !" ''No, miss, " said the M
I'm mot in day, in o week." ooh, /
vos week. How perfectly wonderful"
ALI Colonel" said welI-known citiz
the "Tm sorry that they beat you for vest
hat man the other day." II didn't make
we'd effort to get the place." the Colo
,er- replied. Sin fact, I told tho boys
For other day that 1 was out OF politics.
the 1rkansdw TrGUeler.
ave A Texas exchange announces the n
our riage of one james Hall to lady Of
same name and notes the fact that z
ally groom is the tnllest man in the cou
,cks and the bride one Of the smallest lndiI
hly What possibilities in the way Of long
i its short Hall chestnuts this opens M
rent Omaha Republican.
oVai tThis is Correggio is it not
lu@ Midns2" asked the visitor. ooh, dear, j
idef replied the hostess. 1--WE have no An
tnef can paintings at all. That is sometl
low Mr.. Midas picked up abroad. IL
quo some Eyetalinn; his name-I forget,
Tue it's on the back Of the picture VII
ger investigates with m alr of profC
az interest and ftRls "prang 4 &
70 hFOok(gn hd8!t
liz "Then," says prodigal son To
father, .you utterly refuse 10 give
- 30 more money" absolutely" says
Il - father. "Eh bien I" says the son
tata this takes place in French newspi
rtar some thing alone is left for me to
,bicl, and he produces q pistol "Wret
~ ~ young man." exolaims the horror str
Eacl parent, "whRt would you do ?" Sc
: tLa pistol, req lies the prodigal.
q nil "See here, Garibaldi," said a g
+ are man who was having his boots sh
deere. haven't you breathed about enouI
cause those boots? I'm in n big hurry"
. felt baldi hastily completes the job, and
le by Spouse to dime, says; "Not n
ocean change" "Well, go and get it.
n are baldi goes and gets two nickels, I
.tnrnl which he reluctantly turns over.
l." amba!" says Garibaldi, profanely
snp. tam signor in no too bigha hurry 10
' de- for 20 change. Mem York Sun.
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