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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29
CASA PENSION
DE NUEsTRA SENORA DE LA
PROVIDENClA,

En- este estabIecimiento continha,
durante las presentes vacaciones, Ia
clase de instruction primaria, 8 curse
oreparatorio para la "a ensefisnzs.
Los padres de familis que deseen en-
War sus hijos q este establecimiento q
cursar Ia e. ensenanza, en- ell pr6ximo
curse acad6mlco que comenzara Ell L.
de Octubre, pueden, 81 GUSTAV, encar-
gar con Ia debida anticipation, 81 Di-
rector del mismo, tai cuidado.
Pnerto-Rico, calIe de ls Cruz n1m
21.--Ei Director, Ransdn r. Gambia
PresbStero. rs
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29
NOCIONES De GBOhBTRLh
POR
D. ERNESTO OLLERO 7 CARNONk

Obra declsrada de texto para
las escuelas de esta provincial por
Decreto de 4 de Julio de 1884.
Un tomo en- 4? con dos l$minas
q 2 REALEs ejemplar en- Ia Inn,
prenta del BoLETIN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29
AVISO A Los HACENDADOS,
CONERCIANTES Y AYUNTMIENTOS
DE LA CAPITAL f ISLA.
TELEFoNOs ACUSTlCos DE HABERT.

para lineas privadas hasta una milla de dis
tancia. Communication barata, instantanea por
medic del sonido directo. Las tltimas me-
joras introducidas en- estos instrumentos los
hacen superiores cualquier telefono acdsti.
co = trasmite la conversation tan bien como
los el6fonos el6ctricos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29

Los trasbordos de Ia carga prOcsdente de
Peninsula y destinada & Venezuela, Oolom-
bia puertos del PaciicO SO efeCtuaran en- Ia
Hahana.
&INEA. de las ANT1ELAS.
Vap. PASAJES, cap. D. G. Perales'
II LID -
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29
VAPORES- -CORREOS Esp.
OLE LA COKPANIA TRASATLANTICA
ANTEs
DE a. LOPEZ g. Co.

Servicio para Puerto-RicO y la Habana.
SALIDAS.-De Barcelona los dias "a y 26
de csda mes.--De Valencia ell 5.--De Malaga
ell y 27.-De Cadiz el 10 y 30-De Santan-
der el 26.-De la Ooruiia ell 81.
Sc expenden billetes directos para Mayagdez
Ponce, Santiago de Cuba, Gibara, Nuevitas,
Sabanilla Colon, con trasbordo en- Puerto
Rico Habana.
vIAJE DIRECTO DESDE PUERTO RICO
a SANTANDER.
iSalida de Puerto-Ric Ell dia 10 de cadG mes.
IL Camara. 2. Camara. 8 G. prefte 81 Camara.
s1s6 100 80 50
Tambien puede hacerse ell viaie, saIiendo de
Puerto Rico los dfas 4, Is y % de cada mes y
trasbordando en- Ia Habana.
Losprecios para estos viajes, son los siguien-
tes:
I: 3. 8.
De Puerto-Rico d la Habana....9 8 80 "a 16
De Idem Santander,'' ''CadiE Bar
celona (via Habana............ 900 l6O 70
So expiden pasajes de ida y vuelta con Is
P. 8 de rebaJa.
Habra rebajas para las families numerosas
con niios.
PR1MERA Y SEGUNDA CAMARA.
On milo hasta de dos ahos en- cads famiia,
gratis. Los demas hasta z afios un cuarto pasa-
je. Los de ~ amos medic pasaje. Los de-
mas pasaje entero.
TERCERA CAMARA.
On niho hasta 2 afos gratis. Los nifos has
ia amos medic pasaje. Los demas pasaje
entero.
1aTNEA DE COLON.
Los vapOres que hacen este servicio tienen la
rNta sig~iente:
M D "A
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29
LIBROS.

PoT el @ltimo UapOr correo de
Ia Peninsula, Sc han reci6ido en-
Ia Lmprenta del BoLET1N MER
cANTlL los siguie'ateS Ibros:
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29
LLKGADAE.
6ALIDAil.

De Habana el.. .... 10 IA satgo de Cuba el, %
De Santgo. de Cuba az ia Oartagena ...... 70
De Csrtagena.... -. 25 A Oolon....'.'..'.." 20
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29

CRUZ 13.

Venden: llantas, alambre, canales
cumbreras, remaches, metal ? cobre
en- planobas, bahos y sem cupios de
zinc. 14S
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-07-29

Los vapores que hacen este se'vicio tiensn la
ruta eigWients:
1M D "a
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
A Question of Gent1lity.

Pat Brennan, the railroad contractor,
is Irish and can appreciate as we'll as
relate a good Irish story. His prize
Hibernian fable is founded on fact; Pat
was present when it happened. One
frosty morning last winter a big fat
woman stepped off the train at Owatonna,
Minn., Pats home. The platform was
very CLASSY and the ample female party's
feet slipped and she sat down with a dull
thud. Owing to her excessive avoirdu-
poise it became necessary for her to roll
over three times before she could arise.
When she did get up the first thing she
saw was the jolly Irish yard master at
Owatonna who was ready to burst with
laughter.
"Well SIR" snapped the big fat female,
you're no gentleman to stand there and
laugh at my misfortune" "
"Bedad, MAN," quickly responded the
jolly Hibernian, "Oi don't know who ye
are nor what ye name is, but from what
Dive seen Nv ye, Oi think ye're no gen.
tleman nather."
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
AN OPEN SWITCH.
A Freight Tram Wrecked-Two
Mon Killed,

- ... ,A ,,.,A ,
. ihursday morning: apout uaNilgnt,
freight train which lett TINS city Wedhes-
uay eveHtHS u. : Hctoch' la,t NV aii
open sMltcn tel nilles east OF nIlnot, aiiu
us engineer, n: L; Miller, ana forward
brakeman, nouis nralnaru' .!1 iat'cr nv "
resioeht OF thls Guy, were kiiieu. my
tram was golngat u Hood rate OF speedan
ahead until ms engine was almost ready
to make its fatal leap. ne wh'st'ed
down breaks ana attempted To- reverse
his lever, but too late. Young Hrainau
was ON or next to the tender. and no
hastened toward the nearest brake III re-
sponse to the signal; In a moment the
engine left tho track, and one car after
broken ground rolling and pitching from
| side to side. Miller stayed at his post,
continuing in the effort to reverse his
engine. and Brainard struggled to reach
the brake: The fireman jumped ana was
saved. When the dcrailcd train had
gone fully 300 feet beyond the open
switch the engine turped upon It's side
in the ditch. Miller was caught beneath
it and was instantly killed, Several Of
| the forward cars went likewise into the
ditch, being crushed and badly broken.
IT was within this portion OF the wreck
that Brainard was caught and manglcd.
lie lived less than Two hours. inc tram
consisted cnieHy oi nctNE construction
material. There were also two carloads
of horses and ono of wagons belonging
to {: w. Hanson OF l.akota. who has Il
grading contract. Hanson had gone to
the front the day before. There were
two mon in the cars with tho horses, but
they were uninjured; These cars were
thrown from the track ana rolled several
tlmes over. Two or th9 @, horses were
Killed ana one INJURED. me REMAINDER
got away ana strayeo OUT upon inc
prairie. ..: ~ .,,a
a wrcckIhg traih "as soon upon inc
ground. inc Doules OF INC unfortunate
men We're takeh 10 Ml"ut, wiiorG an ~
quest was held during tho day Dy t0r-
onet oarpehter inc roturh oi st. .no
Jury was IN 'GGoruaicc ~, viii 'lo i'tcts ,s
stateu above. INC Dodies Were pfou!ht
aomn on yeSteloay passenger lr"in' ~
~ lalse hu!i'oeI oi cltiHc!is "erc AZ tl.c
dePot, ana the remains OF young hraii-
ara wero conveyed TO inc nome OF ms
ag1u g Parenes, "here tney were uresseu
anu Placed IN casKet preparatory 10
tilGlr illIarslGilt AZ Doita' ULio, Inc lorIh
or nome ol tho parents VI the uccease"' ,:s
MnGre t a' oauer niothG,, or, VINO sn a,so ""u
III tmo railway serY,"e' n'' irTl'' Tn ,,a."l". i.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
A Model Farm,

Tho handsomest farm residence and
improvements we hayc seen in Ramsey
county arc those of Clark w. Kelley,
three miles southeast Of this city. Two
years ago Mr.. Kelley purchased the Sim
rail- farm on the lake front. The only
building on tho place at that time was a
two-story log house 2lx4O. Mr.. Kelley
has weatherboardcd tho outside, put on
a new roof and attached some very neat
trimmings, making the house one of the
prettiest and best in the county. He has
also erected large frame barn, two
stories high over stone basement.
Trees, shrubs and fruits have been plan
ted, fences built and most ofthc 300 acres
placed under cultivation. 1t isa charm
ing site overlooking the lake with nearly
two miles of lake front. Mr.. Kelley has
twelve or fifteen fine COWS, as many
calves and nu mcrous choice hogs.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
City Lots IN Demand.

Attorney Campbell sold 1896 worth of
city lots on Tuesday Of this week. OF
this amount 1896 was to the county: $500
to gentlemen in Minnesota who are COM
ing here to live and the balance to local
parties. improvements are to be made
on all the property sold. There is a grow
ing demand for residence lots, caused
doubtless by the fair prospect for water
works and extensive railroad improve
ments which will bring several hundred
additional population.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
Sich IS Fame.

Major Bacon was in the city Monday EN-
route to Ft. Meade to sit in judgment on
fellow officer in court martial. Inciden-
tally the major, in conversation with the
ISTER-OcEAS, cleared up great mys-
terry. He says it was General Sherman
who gave orders for fitting up the gov
ernment steamer. Hitherto we had been
led to believe that it was Gen. Creel who
gave the order. Sich is fame.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
Photopraphv.

We wish to announce to the people of
Devils Lake and vicinity that we are
now prepared to make first class photo
graphs at reasonable prices. We also do
free hand crayon portraits from old pic
lures. Samples on exhibition at our
studio. Respectfully,
If KERTsoN 4 COURTEAU.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
Fourth of July.

A meeting of the executive board of
the Agricultural association was held
Monday evening at which it was decided
to tender tho citizens the use of the fair
grounds for the purpose ola Fourth Of
July celebration, and the board requests
the INTER- OCEAN to call mass meeting
house with view to making the ncces-
sary arrangements. 1t has been sugges-
ted that the program should include lit
erary exercises, music, games, racing,
tr0tting, etc. Let us celebrate.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28

Washington navel seedless oranges a
Nash Bros,
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
Trott,np and Runn,nu

The Red River valley trotting and rae.
ing circuit has been arranged as follows:
Grand Forks June 7, 8 and 8; Hillsboro
June IA, 10, and 1G; Fargo June2l, % and
%. The total purses of the circuit
amount to $4,000.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
Pasturage.

Good pasture for stock. Well ltimbered
and plenty of water. Apply to or adj
dress Chas. Belgarde, Devils Lake. s-l2
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
For Sale.

A first class cabinet organ for sale
cheap. Apply at this office. SGT
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-05-28
Fruits.
Oranges,

OT uNECS,
Lemons,
Pineapples,
Bananas,
At A II. Maynard's, Kelly avenue. 2t
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

zone of the most dramatic events
in the oratorical career of Henry
Ward Beecher," said Mayor Caring
ton of Richmond. Va, occurred in
Richmond. Va, five years ago this
spring. The announcement that
he was to lecture at Mozart Hall on
The North and the South filled
the old building. In the fourth
row of the orchestra sat Gen. Fitz-
hugh Lee and just behind him Gen.
Rosser, while near by were Extra
Billy Smith and Gov. Cameron. No
applause greeted the great preacher
as he stepped before the footlights.
The ladies leveled their opera glasses
at him with cold curiosity and the
men looked coolly expectant. Some
Kisses from few rowdies in the
gallery did not tend to dispel the
chilliness of the reception. Mr..
Beecher surveyed the audience
calmly for moment, and then, step
ping directly in front of Gen. Lee,
he said: 1 have seen pictures of
Gen. Fitzhugh Lee and l judge that
you are the man; am | right?
The General, slightly taken aback
by this direct address, nodded stiff
ly. 'Then,' said Mr.. Beecher, his
face lighting up, l want to offer
you this right hand, which, in its
own way, fought against you and
yours twenty-five years ago, bu!
which l would now willingly sacri-
flee to make the sunny South pros
porous and happy. Will you take
it, General?' There was mo-
ment's hesitation, a moment OF
dcath-like stiffness in The hall. and
then Fitzhugh Lee, now Governor
Of Virginia. was on his feet, his
hand was extended across the foot
lights and was quickly met by the
warm grasp of the preachers.
When the noise hal subsidized Mr..
Beecher continued: When l go
back home | snail proudly tell that
| have grasped the hand of the
nephew of the great Southern chief
tain; | shall tell my people that !
went to the Confederate Capital
with a heart full of love for the
people whom my principles once
obliged me to oppose, and that
was met half way by the brave
Southerners, who can forgive as
we'll as they can fight Five min
utes of applause followed. That
night he entered his carriage and
drove to his hotel amid shouts such
as never greeted a Northern man
i'm Richmond since the war.-Al
bany Journal.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

Two Kentuckians, one of them
blacksmith, recently called at the
navy department and announced
that they had discovered a process
of treating steel, which, if their
claims are borne out by the facts,
will practically revolutionize the
art Of steel tool making. They
asserted that by their method OF
treatment the commonest grades OF
metal, such as shear or cast steel,
could be SO tempered in the matter
of hardness and toughness as to
fully equal the best grades of tool
steel. An experiment was made
on the blade of Secretary Whitney's 4
pocket knife with the result that 1t
was possible to whittle an ordinary
steel key without apparent injury
to the blade. So impressed was
the secretary by the claims of the
inventors that he decided to per
init the process to be tested expert
mentally at the Washington navy
ward, and the experiments have al
ready been begun.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

A gentleman VINO returned re-
ecently from Aspinwallteils the tol-
lowing curious story of the manner
in which the natives of the interior
of the Isthmus of Panama capture
monkeys:
almost all the pet monkeys in
this country" said he, ''come from
Gorgona, a small village halfway
on the line Of the Panama railroad.
The inhabitants are mostly native
negroes, for no white man could live
in the village a month unless he
drank whisky and took Quinlne
constantly. The surrounding coun-
try is swampy and covered with
dense mass of luxuriant vegetation.
At nightfall a thick miasma arises
from the ground and hangs over
the forest like cloud. This place
is the monkeys paradise. They
travel through the forest in troops,
going wherever the king monkey
leads. When the natives have been
apprised of the presence of troop
they go about warily to capture
them. Their plan is a simple one.
A hole is cut in the shell of a cocoa
nut Just large enough to admit a
monkeys unclosed paw. The CO.
coanut is scooped out and lump
of sugar is placed in the hollow.
A string is then attached to this
novel trap and the negroes conceal
themselves until the monkeys pass
by. Curiosity is one of the chief
characteristics of these little crea-
lures, and when they espy the CO.
coanut lying upon the ground they
come down from the trees and pro-
ceed to inspect it carefully. The
lump of sugar does not escape their
notice, and one Of them thrusis a
paw through the aperture to grasp
lit. With the lump Of sugar ciasp,d
in his hand he finds it impossible
to withdraw it, nor will his greedy
nature allow him to abandon his
prize. The negroes have no dill,
Guilty in drawing him nearer and
nearer to their ambush, the whole
troop scampering madly about him
chattering and gesticulating as only
monkeys can. When they have
arrived within easy reach large
net is thrown out and they art
made prisoners. Twenty or thirty
are often caught at one hall. The
natives sell them to the employees
Of the Panama railroad, who II
turn dispose of them in the Amer
lean market. IN. Y. Mail and Elk
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

College Student" Professor
Will Winks can't bs found and We
are afraid he has met with foul play"
College Professor-"My stars1
How long?"
"He was to have been at the ball
ground at 10 o'clock and he didn't
come. We have searched for him
everywhere"
"Myl Myl johnson, run to
tho station and notify the police
that Mr.. Winks cant be found"
johnson q servant)-" He IL in
tho library, SIR"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

New York Herald.

Wherever two or three citizens Of
New York were gathered together
Yesterday morning there also was
an air of depression. 1t was known
that the police had strict orders to
enforce the observance of the Sum
day liquor law, that Superintendent
Murray was on the alert, and that
the slightest attempt to get a drink
might get the tippler into trouble
and the provider of the tipple into
the embraces Of His Majesty King
Lex. And accompanying this de-
pressed air were loud growls about
"Home Rule for New York" and
"a lot of grangers legislating for
our morals" 1t was sad sight to
see men who on Saturday were
lively and jolly appearing on May
day like SO many chickens with
the pip"
But as the day grew older the
melancholy air was less prevalent.
The fact was that in spite of the
vigilance of the police there were
some places where liquor was be-
ing sold, and once these places had
been found the word passed quickly
round, and those who were "in the
swim" got all the drinks they
wanted.
The counsel for the corporation
had not yet given his opinion as to
what the legal guest" meant, sc
Superintendent Murray had given
orders that no liquor should be
served to any person whatever
either in a hotel or restaurant. The
hotel and restaurant keepers, how
ever, construed the law in their owr
way, and most of them considered
that if any one ate solid food ht
was thereby considered guest
and could be supplied with stronger
stuff than soda water to wash II
down with.
The hall of Delmonico, on thu
corner of Broadway and Twenty
sixth street, were sadly empty be
tween meal times. One guest after
another turned into the cafe anc
pleaded hard for drinks, but pleaded
in vain.
| f"Waitah !" cried out a yOuns
Englishnan, who felt he was su
perior to Albany legislation, ian,
wine to-da ~
"Oh, yes, sir" replied the waiter
"plenty of whining
But the Engiishman was not t.
be deprived of his drink, though h
grinned at the joke. =.
Cant have anything to drink?'
he asked.
"No intoxicating drink, unles
you take something to eat"
"Then bring me some oyster
and a bottle of Chabilis."
"You must have something NOR
solid than oysters if you Want t.
get wine of any sort, sir
"Bring canvas back duck, toe
then"
The oysters and Chabilis wer
brought, and as soon as the En-
glishman had drank his first glas
of wine he countermanded the duck
He got there all the same.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

A lady prominent in society cir
cles in Minneapolis, residing on
Nicollet Island, entertained a small
party of friends in quiet, informal
way one evening last week. The
party enjoyed the lady's hospitality
to such an extent that midnight
came almost before any Of them
were aware of it. The hostess, how.
ever was aware of it, and it seemed
to her that her friends would never
get ready to 60 home. She threw
out numerous sly and ingenious
hints, occasionally violated eti,
ouette by yawning, and anon looked
ur anxiously at the clock-in short
employed all the arts in which long
familiarity with the way Of society
had made her an adept. As a last
resort she resolved to boldly over
lean the rules Of propriety.. Calling
her friends about her, she smilingly
drew on q piece of note paper nine
ciphers, thus:
90 o o o o . %
"Now," said the lady, "by attacl.'
ing FIVE straight marks to 2 certain
Eve Of those ciphers you will !, arrive 1n,'
at very surprising results" The
ladies and gentlemen figured cvel
Il for q long time. Finally, JUS
os the clock was striking !, the
solution of the problem was found
The characters on the sheet OF pa
Per looked like this: !:
q o d q o d %
They al went,
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

"No, sir" thundered the old
gentleman, II have made up my
mind that my daughter shall never
marry a man who plays poker"
" She might do great deal worse,
SIR" Impossible. Poker has
proved the ruination of thousands
of men, and its victims never re-
cover from the infatuation. She
could never do worse" Excuse
me, sir; Pm sure she could. She
might marry some fellow who
thinks he plays poker" The old
man thought it over.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21
M,.URkiNG \! CLASSES AI1Ennou!

Win arc now prepared to furnish all classes
6ma employment at home, the vholc OF the
~x Ero Gr ior their spare moments. Business
~r . nght and profitable. Persons of either
eyer;ssliy earn from 30 cents TO s.. 90 per
inc an and proportional sum by devot-
rirls a. .neir time TO the business. Boys and
Who ss. nearly ~ much a men. That all
-, tHs ms may send their address. and
such e .s business. We make this oder. TO
o. AZ, are not well satis6ed Ne viii send
1ull si nsrs: 2 pay for DE trouble Of writing.
GrSses,c GrscSlars S and cut0t trpa, Address
e1usox 4 o., Portland, Maine.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

Editor" Your spring poems
have not been printed, sir, because
you did not comply with our regu,
lations." Spring Poet" May l
ask where | failed" Certainly /;
the poems were signed with an as
sumed name contributors offspring
poetry are required to incloss their
real name and address, birth record,
baptismal date, police court bis
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

"I THOUGHT you were born on
the let of April" said . Benedict
to his lovely wife, who had mem
toned the 21st a. her birthday.
4" Most people would think 90 from
tho choice 1 made of husband" !"
she replied.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

Omaha Dame-"Of all thinGsa
Mr.. Blank, the dry goods man has
bought that beautiful house across
the way"
Omaha Mantle. can we'll Of
ford to. He 10 worth = million.
"Why, who loft It to himS"
Nobody. Hs tnade & in HE
business"
rI don't ees bow. as's alWaa1
sg16nt goods bslow cost"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

At a negro wedding in this city
short time ago, when the words
"lovc, honor and obey" were
reached, the groom interrupted the
preaclfer and said: Read that
again, sab; read it wunce mo- SOS
de lady kin ketch the full solemnity
Of de meanin.' Use been married
bofo'."- Griffin (Ga. News.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

First Thief-''Well, it'squeer how
the world looks at things"
Second Thief-"Wat's the matter
now, Bill?" =, /,
"Well, We know I work as hard
M anybody at thievin' an scarcely
make a living"
"That's co."
"An' yet my brother Bill he's
saved q million on . salary Of
$500 q year an they call him q
statesman"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1887-05-21

The KxYsroxH has long bssn acknows-
edged to be the sole representative OF tne
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