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The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
p.ceutions by People in Mourning.

AAeAOtlOUS
How pecu,iar some people are. IGuess
1. mnst be q heritage. For instance, I
.hence,l to be in q street cur tho other day
md overheard two ladies converting.
n One of them said: Nov, wasn't that
adelichtful reception st Mr.. l3lan!s's the
other afternoon? Yet the paper scarcely
mentioned it. why, everybody wa;
there"
ayes; but you know Mrs. Blank is in
mourning; and, CT course, i n.cllllr.'t do
to have it in the E:Ecf:'. Il wouldn't be
right, YOU lHo"."
mo, Of cour@e not; wonder didn't
think Of that -
hu(. thus they c,,attc>i. Icouit'n't help
bat hear. 70 lly intcn:c lcrpri:so J. learned
that it was ql,ite tie thing for L,dia; i'll
mourning to give rc"&l,tiuln'. blst ;nlor
the rose. Much I M2rvclc:l l..c;cAt. !:
aorposcl to mourning. We were not
nut here to mourn. If oar ideas oi Chris
uanity are right, VIC haven't '.Nyti,.lt, to
mourn for on tho death Of - relative or
friend, fer they are better OF. 1t is proper
and right to show the s,ricf VIC feel Oh .ha
occasion, but to mourn for q year or 50
ind 60 around IN this guy world looking
like funeral procession il, not right.
Therefore it struck me rs peculiarly funny
that in the upper circles it ia not co:!si,l-
cred wrong to brighten up the mourning:
period with q little enjoyment, but that it
was vrons; to let anybody know it. Yes,
this is q queer world, ard lots Cf peculiar
people there arc III it. minneapolis 'rrib-
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MnNHyI'" be made. Cut this out ar., return
lin n tous, and will send ,o, free
XAVNA i something Of great value and i'm.
pnr,ancc to YOU, that will start YOU
~ business which vii. bring YOU in more money
r'Sh' away than any,hin. else in this world ANY
ome on ca" 40 the "o' and liv. Al home. Either sex:
al! ayt'. S"lnc,hin. new ,h.; lust CON, norrv
'f 'l! WORKERS: We vi! start YOU; capital not
'"cotc This is one Of the genuine important
~ ''.'nte: .i i h,t!'n. hose who are ambitious and
tntc1pri>'ng will not delay. Grand outf, free Al
dress 1Nrt a Co.,, Augusta. Maine.
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"Incurberated Eggs Not Wanted.

AhcuTOcFnteN riggs Not Wanted.
'.lwant a dozen eggs, but want cny.,
ss eggs, and not mono O them as has b..
ncurberated.'
This was tho way little old woman
made her wants known in u Second ave-
nue. grocery store this morning, and re-
porter who was by, asked her what she
meant by 'incurberate,i egys,' and YVES
surprised at her answer.
well, my hoy james lives up TO West
schuyler Ill Hcrki!ner county. He's got
quite smart place up there u:.d raises
enckens. That is, 10 chucks q lot of eggs
INTO a kind of box, turns on the yas,
pas thermometer into the box long
Sltn the eggs, and then waits for 'cra to
"a 1asca The eggs, though, that he puts in
ae @ oox arc all examined first. Uo buys
en- irom farmers and puts 'cm in the box,
xelcn no calls an incurterator. II. after
Nn' IN this incurberator awhile. them
@ sges don't show they are fertile he takes
a.. sa OUT OF the box and sends 'c,n to mar
~ NOW, then, eggs don't want, fer
'oI oeiievo they arc good for nothin'."
=, inquiries developed tho fact that the
W. woman was right, and that many eggs
Sa. % market have been tested in incu.
%.ots Saos before they are shipped and been
Nail and Express. '"
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oo,o AND SILVER.

.,..,r,s field they strayed,
Along NI r., lit, 18th cowslips yellow,
AL All, lles..;t s.;nty gold haired l's'd'
ssurdy nins-ye::r io'+a": t,,S,, t,;o bc,raa
.ri there loves co's1s.-, sS. .,.',,;n..o. ...,
A s t,lorny patl fer ..c.a.n ~ ,,,, man
W w vowed when they "... .',1:;,nr - ~. '
Aaa ~, ,oyn should s'ee u "e'usn., , 49,, ,,on+
.,a;r ~. snLlcn cnrls vere blown ,nn. sna n,en.'
1hs,r 1hsArs,.,, Sr WATTS Of fragrance tIcaalas: :
~ lE,r,,', ~, they r,urmtlred, wei co1''c'A'
anq a.Tvii u b, golden Wedding
=. r;s time" said be, TO Sleln! III h.r 'o"'
.aJ f,rth he went and ioon t'e''
-. & ~ WIS crown q beatty now,
0uv .aI Iii half tic town vas roui:d ner.
-, Ano .n, % scrs be, '.you dot't went 1ac'
s xs.ch tours were ripe for shedding.
II! 1noJ r1sd yo,r eyes erc good" s,ys abe.
~ erher,,s that golden wedding!
~ a. ,,no away, and left her there.
nc uu.s ~ ro,rt sore tear drops shedding,
eu.1 aass;ns sins cried in bland despcir,
AuI ..,Iss spoiled the ra1est wedding"
.,,.a IN. seas. be boot the French,
no 80 scorc good years he tarrictl,
.hsn ho thought, THAT littlo wench--
ronder II She's nlarritd!
~ t week blufr old tar rolled past,
The gabled High street trcating.
were like 10 have the 0cdding'''
sheu waited for him forty ycars--
The gray their locks werc threading;
.rd acme with smiles and so!,lc with tears,
Reheld their silver wedding.
Fl. Lang5ridgo in Good Words,
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ATTACKING THE FORESTS
Ano 1ailis and va'cs OF Nortl.eas: Penn.
sJIvanio Denutled of their Timh,r

! ejA''"Ais Denuleu of their Timber
~ halt ccntury's incessant orslm,rYt ,,,
sawnllllj and tanncr;es on the once ,'cr,n
forests CT pine and hcmlock in the c0,,-
t.eo OF northwestern Pennsylvania and ,',n
aujoin1h, counties Of New York state L.s
Ct last virtually exhausted them. U,t Of
1oo immense tanncries in operation fifteen
years ago there is not bark enough left to
Keep more than half dozen in operation,
.o-caJ, ana not more than one of these c:;,
bo run over three years longer.
bcslde' the pine and hemlocls forests
that once stood in this region. there ,;crc
hundreds Of thousands of acres of hard
wood-mnple, beech, oak and chcstn1,+
OF these the oak and chestnut have s,,c.
cuinbcd to tho demand for railroad tics
and telegraph poles, to say nothin, Of tho
thousands Of acres of finest specimens Of
their kind that were sacrificed for cord.
wotd before the railroads and the pcople
adopted coal as the universal fuel. Jntil
recently 1t seemed that tho splendid groves
OF maple and the other Aerd woods were to
DC spared the systematic and lnspariny
| onslaught that had swept the hcmlrk.
plne, Oak and chestnut away, but there is
| no longer hope or that. 1t ~ true that
every year more or less maple, birch.
beech and basswooi were cut crl shinnc,l
70 markets where there was & demand for
thcm for various purposes, but now the
war against them has hcen carried into
INC forest.
~ an parts Of the region extensive cr-
taEl!shmcnts for the manufacture Of ur.-
breiL. sticks, clothes p!,is r.l s:,>,:;cr
articles for which the timber l.; cs,;cc;;lly
adapted, have been erected ct points r,cst
convenient to the woods desired. There
are probably now in Opcrat on fifty Of
these establishments. cll with iie9,,roycd
machinery fer llccc rapidly rct,uc::.. the
timber to TIC ferns desired. C..o ci these
Factories, where ll,,lhrcl7, sticks arc The
#n2cicity, but vhcr, everything +; ,,a,,c
into v,l;c,. tho material net ;>va;l:ble fer
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a Chinook Mimi

a. Bostonial,, who has inst returned
ron: flying trip to Portland. Ore. re-.
rates how he left Chicago viii, the ,uer-
curry Mt zero, and went Oh to lind it con.
stantly sinking, until with two Iocono.
yves 1t was difficult to ret nm steam
enough to drag the train: and with y ro,r.
ih.s Ire Ill the cars it was st;ll n,cc:sarv
10 Keep mu!fled in furs to be nuythiny
nearly comfortable. He saws th.t II,
crossing snowy plains through Dal.otn.
When everybody was bundled nm to the
eyes, man accustomed to the country
suddenly threw back his heavy ulster col.
lar, cxclaiming:
There, We've struck Chinook wind.
Now we arc all right. I'm going out on
the platform"
Those not accustomed to the idiosyn.
crasics of the American climate IN that
especial locality regarded the man as be-
side himself, but when the platform vas
visited by the more daring ones it was
discovered that the temperature was that
OF mild spring day. The snow every-
where was visibly melting with much
repidity, and the mysterious wind seemed
10 nave blown in new season. The name
OF this warm breeze is. the same as that of
tribe Of Indians of British Columbia.
who perhaps manufacture it, and it is said
TO be SO warm that it DESTROYS three or
sour feet OF snow in single night. The
gentleman who relates this thcr,nic vow
age closes by relating how when he ar
rived ct Portland pansies were blooming
in the garden beds, and midncss had pos
session Of the land; an ending which is
especially effective in these frozen days.
Providence journal.
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L. s. DISTRICT COURTS.
Establishment ot Districts, Assignments.
md Terms.

At It's January session the Suprem,
| Court OF Montana established; as follows:
FIRST DISTRICT. - G.!!a,in, Madison
and B.avcrhead James VI. Mcl.rar>
Judge. Terms: Al E'z.n,an, A'h Mon
,iav of March: -, Mund OF October
At Virginia City, 81 Mondays May and
November. At Dillon, Is, Mondays un>.
and December.
SECOND DlsTElCr.--Dr.r lodge, Silver
Bow and M>souIa; Wm. !. Ga!hraith,
Judge. Terms: Butte, 4'h Mondays Feb.
ruary and S-ptrmt,er, Is, Monday July;
Mis>ouIa, end Monday June and 1st Mon.
day November; Drrr Lodge, LIST Monday
Nav, 4'h Monday November
THIRD D1srRlcr.--Lrwi, aud Clarke,
Jefferson and Cho'rau; ID. S Wade, Chief
Justice. Terms: Helena, 1T Mondays in
March, |u|v and November; Boulder Cl'v,
Is, Monday May and 3rd Monday October j.;
Fort Benton, 3ru Tuesday May, lst Tues.
day October.
FOURTH D,,rRlCT.--Da Dan~on, Custer,
Fergus and iriow stone: lnn>. {. Bach,
Judge. Terms: Miles. 81 Nor day A.rii.
9Th Monday October; G!,n,'''", Isl Mon
day March, md Murla, O,'orcr; White
Sniphu: Springs, iA f',",.;N- March "nd
September: Lewiston, ,>i NJ, nrav April,
ID Monday Srp',n.r.r: El.l;'>-,, Sd Men
,!av~ Nav ana Nuvrn.;n,r
L. s.. Courts will tc he'i At Bozeman,
Deer Lodge, Helena and Miles each
term.
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Possibilities of Wood I'uip.

a writer in a Canadian ra,scr, s,,eakinc,
of the possibilities of pulp ;s 1, substitute
tor lumber in the manufacture e f,.rni-
ture and other articles, now exclusively
made of wood, calls attention to the re-
sources afforded by northern Canada for
tho best pulp making wno'.s. 1t is found
that in so,,lc localities tie forests ere now
at tho best age for pulring PURPOSES, end
capable Of yielding from forty to 1c0
cords per zero, If the U..!o!c Of the timber
were utilized. Ey Ic.Sss.n, tho pull, with
clays, s.e.lt>. asoes-as, rl1;:n',:'.c, mica,
ETC., sU:::t;;nccs CT every ro"siIlo cClor
and co::>.c;.c;1ac may lie pr,s:lccd.-Ne1v
York S,;.;,.
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,,,:. Laws Delays and a,,..s

yjee n'';la y; Dudley Field is do;no "
,as ,s laws de;sv:" ' ,h;,R! N protesting AGAINST
courts u, to denial Of iustice i''c.,caa,y IN a,,
the sn;,s 81; ne M says the avcrcec Ie 'on IN our f
sspss1s :; which ere sent un to t,o tensn n OF
woSe ;n Is live years. NatterS so co.'re @ %! OF
sstcs III Z, .c supreme conrt tets ~ rs nre stlli
eaacrv Inc whole ain Of orr ~ 'H cn,,.t h,tea
md si1 seems &c rs to be to nrolonr o eEtf. ma
l:otcs,io,s 10 the Tx cmo!u%ments % ~ .n n.asGtlon
low slec;;nr r4on as Mr.. rie,i d mi, ahe E' :
h the There ere 3 Goa nnts;o' vi our Grim
city, yet e't !; Of general scs.;nnr a;ssr'ea cases
:os s !; e. fay evllzed t'fs ststs IN this
sSoc!l fc C. taken that nre,,,rt pt';;cn!ar ;,
Zeal Eslct, before cur % poi;ca csIsala. c2,s; Is
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NOTICE.

Parties who have taken slabs from
Birch Greek Saw mill, are requested to
come forward and settle with NJ r. Kirk.
patrick.
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Affection cf Csts.

Facts d rot warrant ti,c prevalent inn
preston thr,t cats have q strong loc;,l at
t:ch,Hc1t ard csrc nothing for Ecr'ons.
On the battle field uf ScL;;@topCl. !. week
subsequent to the conl,ict, cct'; We're
found clir~:n, to the E!,c r:s;:c',; O. t:cir
masters, whom they refused! to leave sitter
their death. Cosmopolitan.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-04-16

Man was created first. Woman was sort
OF recreation Boston Transcript
PaInistry Is not such a new craze; we have
known men TO sit around table for hours
trying TO find out about each others hands
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
An old gentleman being asked what be
wished for dinner, replied: "An appetite,
good company something TO eat and a nap
kin, Chicago Living Church
'Efow long shall girls be courtedg' asked a
newspaper. Not longer than 2 O'Clock IN the
morning, we think, excepting when It rains,
or you have to catch a train
'Ha9 ha har' laughed DunIey- as he fin
isIled long chestnut. Capital story, Ell
FeatherfyP' yes" replied Featherfy, its
good every time, Dumley, good every time !"
New York Sun.
It feel ike thunder this morning" conf
planned a New Jersey citizen. THAT'S because
you fooled with lightning last night, y reyer-
beratRd his wife quicker than fsash--New
York Sun
sfHeIIorn exclaimed q meteor, who, moving
IN the upper circles OF the air had met an OBJ
struction What Is thiss Who are youg
''Dou'6 you know meF' Never met you
before" 'sOh, yes you did several seasons
ago. I'm the top of Il fashionable Iady's hat, :"
-Pitrsburg Dispatch
A lonely Skating Rink met ToF1ggan
Slide the other day, How are you feeIingg'
asked the Rink in doIsful tones Il am
Hunky, replied the Slide II am IN fast
company and Making Barrels OF Money"
Come and see me IN about Two Years from
now" said the Rink and we viii CandoIs
together, have Been There myself. n-FhiIsa-
deIphia Call
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Anes.Infs. nf SIDNEY smith.

4What estate Is tllaGE' asked a fellow
traveller OF Sydney Smith on steam car.
sYVeII. . said he, II FORGET the owners name,
but he won it recently at billiards from the
Lord Bishop OF Bath and Wells" The for.
eigner made a pencil note OF the inforrna,
ton as Indicative Of the higher Britlsi-
morals.
''VvhO are those now coming illzn said an
other foreigner To the wibGy canon OF St.
PauI's one evening in the gallery Of the house
OF lords. Those" was the reply, "are the
dowager peerasses IN their own right, though
IN fact it was the procession OF the state
episeopate- When this genial observer wrote
for The Edinburgh Review hs met an author
who was much annoyed at q severe criticism
made IN the review OF his book On the north
pole. Well" said the big hearted Sydney
Smith It wouldn't mind il, for I have heard
the same critic speak disrespec1fullY OF the
equator LAZY Holland SAYS somewhere IN
her biography CT her father that IN one OF
MS gay moGds he said at dinner that be was
not generally regarded as a man Of IliberHl
principles, but that he confessed - one little
vvea4ness-6hs desire 10 roast a Quaker
aGood heavens Mr. Smith, said a bald
headed philauthr0pis5, putting down the
saV0ry morseI which WIS on its way TO his
mouth "roast a OualKerp Yes, sir" replied
Sydney roast a Quaker; I should do it
gladly although I am a Clergyman But
do you consider the Quaaers feelings under
such t6ruIIre2" yes, SIR. I have, as Chris
tian, considered everything IN detail Pos
siblY your objections ara valid, but every
man has d right 70 his own tastes, and mine
are 20 roast 4 Quaker; one would satisfy ne,
only one; but IL is enc OF the peculiarities
have striven against IN vain and hope you
viii pardon my weakness. ''-Br0oklyn Eagle.
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TIE car stood ON the freezing renee,
Where he for fIIu had He'd
At midnight prompt lid he commence
To paint The back yard rssd-
There deinon-Iize and black ne serealned
As bGIlud ta fool the storm
OF missiles which from windows Sf7aeaIled
Straight at ais flIr on FORM
Eootsas.ks rolled on He would not 90
without HarTa-s w0rti
Maria ii the kitchen low
HIS yowis no longer heard
Maria " NJ Thomas cT1Hd-
Marian must you stlgTT''
nj but the booming boots replied
That fast was thrown away
Then came a g7Insh0rs thunder sound
The car-oh. where vas heI
l4sssz OF his fragments srrewed around
Ia THAT catastrophe
With bnotiaetEs. bricks and many a swear
The sieepars did their part
TslIu The. no bIest thing which persisted there
Was that Old cat 50 smart
H c.. Dodge IN Chicago sun
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EIseszio Lamps for Partisan Carriages
The SUCCEEDS Of the incandescenb electric
LaTap far private carriages in Paris, as a
81 ss5isute for candles and oil lamps, is
PRONOUNCED complete Not only the regu-
lar si6e>Iights are included IN this plan,
sWs the interior Of the vehieIe is nIunai-
mated BY a lamp sufficiently powerful to
rad By, and in some Instances a similar
lSrnP is placed for novelty On the head Of
6hs horse The lamps are connected by
wires with small accumuIatsrs placed
under the drivers seat. They are small
IA size, being only about eight inches
square and four inches high, each of such
scoumulat0rs being able To supply a lamp
q ivs-c2ndle power for the space of some
sisE hours. During the day they are re-
aIsved and charged with electricity from
q dynamo machine or otherwise, and at
ri ght they are ready for Cincinnati
EaGaiFeF-
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Princess Victoria, Of Denmark, has in
vented al ingenious method Of attending
divine service She literally has prayers
laid on" like gas, by means OF teIsph0nfc
communications with the new English
church The transmission Of sound is
very well managed Eight receivers bring
20 tbs royal devOtee In her study: one the
shs tones OF the priest at sbe altar; four,
the voice OF the preacher In the pulpit,
az3 three, the sounds Of the organ Thus
does her royal highness enjoy cham Der
dsvetions .-TovVn Topics.
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In a divorces case m New Jersey a Lady
witness declined TO answer question adj
dressed TO her by the defendant ) attorney on
cr0ss-examiuafion-
s'Why do you refuse TO answer the ques-
dion naadana2'' asked the lawyer, seeming a
favorable disclosure.
Because my answer ought not TO be heard
by any honorable person, replied the wit
ness.
sFWeIl, then, madam, said the counsel,
whisper it in the ear Of the Judge -
Columbia Tlrist
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A MARTYR or FASHION.

In days. not old, when nights were cold,
and lack Frost held MS sway,
A Dodo bold with wings Of gold,
Sang merrily MS lay hay nay,
Sang merrily his lay
MY love is w8ndr0us Bair-
With lots Of cash 10 spare
and tho it cold It's swell I'm told,
80. OvercOaB 70 wear
So I'll De bold. and tho 1t 3 cold,
Ma. CvercoaG Il wear.
So this brave wight, IN clothing 5igi1t-
Went forward % the fr1y:
He danced all night, but ere twas light
He'd caught parliamentary hay-hay,
He'd caught parliamentary
His little chest was sore.
With mustard plasters raw,
But ere he died. he family CRIED
IT W kept the svars I svOre;
a swell am Z you bet your eye,
No tsvercCat I wore
a W Il. IN Life.
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Annreciatefi.

Mrs PheIan with black eYe)-Top o. the
Christmas to ye, Mrs. O'Flinn, and phat did
yer husband give ye fur New Years2
Stout Mrs. O'Flinn-DiviI a thing at all
Mrs. PhsIan exuImngly1-An OF Jared
better thin ye Moi husband gave me an
1igant haBin, so he did, Hivin bless him.
Mrs OJBlinu with adLniration)--I5 a
foine broth OF a mon ye have anyhow Oh
wish me lutte mon was more IoIke him
The JudoE
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A young lady was sitting with her lover
N a charningIy decorated recess. On her
knee was a dITninuGTve niece. In an adioin
ing room, with the door open, were the rest
of the company. Says the little niece, IN a
jealous and very audible voice: 'auntie, kiss
me- toe" I leave you to imagine what had
happened You should say twice, Ethel
dear; two is not grammar, y was the inne-
dat reioinder Clever girL-Critic.
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Nothing New Under tia SIM.

Londoners have been making much ado
zbSut nothing in connection with Tenny-
sons new poem, ITO Morrow" They ac-
cUsed him of using motive which had
been used before by Mr. Aide Where
upon Mr.. Aide and various other persons
hasten to state that it is very old story,
claimed alike by Germany, Scotland, and
Wales. Not long ago an American
magszinist trified with the same theme
IA . short storv-iphe Arsonaut
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'.WHI you favor me with your hand2'' he
said softly.
''Oh, George" she exclaimed, bIushing
beconinglYs this IS so sudden. Really Z
hardly know what TO say -
T am very deeply interested IN palnaistry
you know" he explained
And hs never could understand why she
left the room with such display Of temper.
The Rambler.
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NOTHING TO SAY.

a maiden never should be seen
To smoke a cigarette,
For kisses mixed with nicotine
Are d g, you can bet.
Merchant Traveller.
It = very nice FOR you 20 talk
About the proper way
Bur. young man with the cigarette
What has the girl To say?
Washington Critic.
TITS true she ffout5 at cigarettes,
But so eve often heard,
Shes busy Just about that time,
And isn sayin' a word.
Merchant Traveller
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A King sometimes Nee,If1lI.

The BulgaTians want king very bad, but
somehow other they can't get one, said
a member of the Texas Legislature TO a friend.
II can sympa6lliZe with the Bulgarians 1
once. Inst several Thousand dollars by not
being able TO get king when needed one -
Texas Strings.
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A MOVING TALE

The novelist paused awhile to think
And may be he paused awhile to drink;
~ moving tale. I would fam indiUe-
Tell me- oh. tell me, OF what shall wI'ite?''
Why, write Of the cat who Il rushing away
From hoOUiacIIs and bottles, IN deadly array.
think it viii prove a SUCCESS without fall
For most surely that is a moving tail
-taoodaIrs sun
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A Difference in Hens.

A paper speaks Of an opal as large as a
small hens egg It has probably never
occurred 60 the editor who makes this COM
parison that it sometimes happens that Il
small hens egg is larger than the egg Of 4
biz hen -N0rristown Herald
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think III

Fogg-T f-eadfully close here. Think III
open the trsnson.
smoothbore-AhI that makes me think Of
e story.
Binlxs--Wha does2
Why, Fogg, opening the
trsnsom.
Binirs-Fogg, shut that transom--The
Rambler
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some Hump BACKED Animal.

De Grarmo--And how do you stand on
evolution, Miss Brswster2 Don't you be-
heve man is descended from the monkey
Miss Brewster-Oh, yes, [ think man Is; but
wha6 puzzles me, Mr. De Garnl0, Is where
women came frOm.-The Columbia 5pecta-
Tor
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-04-16
A Urgent Need.

Krupp's Last gun viii fire a ball weighing
two tons through thirty -eiEhD inches of solid
iron What the American public demands
Is a machine to pr0peI the nocturnal brick
BAT with force and accuracy. Francisco
Examiner
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-04-16
MUCH WORSE

OF all sad words for MSS. unsuitable,
The saddest are these, Not available. -
Detroit Free Presa
Il mist be admitted TO be more sad,
To be frankly told III is very bad
New York n GRID.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-04-16

The following verdict was recently rem.
Gered IN Woodland We, the jury, f1ld the
defendants not guilty, with the reeonnen-
d2tion that they leave the town within forty
eight hours San FRANCHISES Call