The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-11-17
BRIGHT BITS.

Now how must do with this wedding cake
70 dream on it:'' asked a gushing damsel OF
matterof-fact young man.
Just eat IL, that's all, was the reply.-WdSh-
ingtoH Critic.
OLD LADY-Im sorry to hear little boy use
such shocking language. Do you know what
becomes OF little boys who swear!
urchin- Nes'm. Deg gifts ter be boss car
drivers. Bits.
Edison says that only one-fourth Of ton of
coal ~ used. The rest goes up the chimney. Ii
is well that Edison has settled this question, for
we had been led to believe that the three-quar-
tiers not burnt went off with the wagon.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
WILLING TO Accommodates Sanghleu 10
coachnan who is actually crowding her out OF
the cartt-Patrick, ] wish you would nave the
kindness to move.
Green coachman--Yes. Miss Which way,
hlSst--H Harvard Lampo0s
BULGARIA. is said to be overrun with armed
bands The Bulgarian band has the reputation
of being worse than any we have in the back
towns of New England, and If they did not go
armed the people would fall upon the trombone
man and stuff his horn with old boots.-Bur-
lin1ton Free Press.
BLINKs-Ah! How de do, jerks? Becoming
famous, see.
Jenks-weIi, my name has been in the papers
a good deal lately.
$50 have noticed How do you like its'
ut makes no change in my daily life except
circulars. Omaha World.
WHAT are you going to do with that gun,
Halr'
What am going to do with it, Don't you
see the tramp in my patch?'
Yes; but you surely arnt going to give it to
him are yous''
'Oh no. am merely going TO let him have
charge of it, y" Yonkers Gazette.
CLARENCE" exclaimed his mother, "come to
ME quickly, dear. How pale you are. How
strangely you look. You are ILL., smell to-
bacco Oh, Clarence. you have tobacco
heart"
Clarence shook his head and gasped feebly
Nome" he said, moving away in the direction
Of the lonely GOV barn nome tamt my
heart" And with white compressed lips, he
was gone behind the barn: not lost but gone be-
hind; though lost to sight, to memory and other
faculties quite altogether perfectly audible
NelC York Tribune.
"AND 50 you are going to be married?'
Yes: and l am SO happy ! love Charles
with my whole heart"
Has he any property
Yes. believe so And as he isn't very we'll
permitted him to make a will in my favor
Very good in him. I'm sure. But you have
some property of your own Have you willed
that to ChSrlesf'
What a ridiculous idea. OF course not; but
I've fixed it so that lie can't get hold OF it.
Boston Transcript.
FIRST EAsTERNER-I guess you remember me
We met in Los Angeles
Second Easterner-I remember you perfectly.
You are the good angel who sold me a corner
lot on which made small fortune sold that
lot for S60,O00. You know only paid you $780,,
900 for it.
yes and as you did so well, don't mind con-
Tossing that nearly all that $4,000 was clear
profit. l bought that lot for couple Of hum
bred dollars. BY the way, what became of the
man You sold toy"
The last heard of him he was in the aims
house Omaha World.
VIGILANCE the price Of big profits. Omaha
man--See here. | understand the fruit canning
trust proposes to advance prices.
Fruit Can Baron-Yes, it is necessary.
THE crops were good enough, weren't they"
Yes crops were fair"
Been no advance in the price of tin, has
there:"
No, tin is cheap"
"How's soldery"
unchanged"
Then what under the canopy are you going
to advance prices forr"
I'VE are afraid the job printers strike in Chi
cago will increase the cost of next year labels. "
Omaha World