Telegram-herald., 1887-08-06
CHARGE IT TO KALAMAZOO.
The Police Court business rncrsr ed Ys'
terdSy As the Result of the Picnia-

Only al III. O." party,
Only a bottle OF bulge,
Only lively copper.
Only an honest Judge.
Only a batch Of hsrd-heads
only a cells close CRATE
Only dinner OF leavings,
only month with fate.
The baiihs voice died gracefully away as
"tme' was called promptly at o'clock.
Clerk Tozer adjusted the belt, and the pom
derous wheels of justice rolled with pleas
ing regularity Judge Holmes was all
Smiles. induced no doubt by the cool wealth
er and the thiIteen-unlucky number-
soiled and dsfigured prisoners looked as If
the n ght with them bad been one fraught
with dissipation. When the handsome
baiiff raised the bar which guarded the
don lon keep" Grin Bois was the frs; ore
to escape. In this case Bols Delled his
name, for he didn't grin worth cent. He
was one of the young men who attended
the II. o. III. dance so graphically de-
pce1 in the TELEGRAM-H ERALD yester-
day, and who had been smitten with
the charms of two of kalamazoOs s fair
daus hters. On their way to the depot they
had nIled their stomachs at the expense of
their heads and one OF the damses was
drunk and glao of IL. Officer Chaflee ex-
planned that ne found the triO endeavOring
TO climb a lamp post al the JniOn Depot
| feet foremost and the only reason BOis IS
not now breaking stone in the Jail yard is
| because he possessed 1856 wherewith 10
| settle with the Clerk. c. Cavanaugh,
an unimportant drunk, was the next 10 oo-
| cupy the atmosphere in front of the Clerk 5
desk He had neither money or
| friends-nothing, IN fact, but very
| large head, and be will work
| under the Supervision Of Gov.
| Welch for the next twelve davs.-George
| Dorham, substitute in the fire department,
| drew the next prize. lie pleaded guilty 10
an accident of conviyiality in the enter
tsinment Of the Kalamazoo guests, and
| paid 50. 80 for as much free air as be could
! gather in the course of bis natural life
| After Met Pratt had pleaded not guilty TO ?
charge of plain drunk and had his case adj
| journed until . o'clock this morning
| Sarah Rider smiled sweety on the Assistant
| City Attorney and was released on sus
| pended sentence that she might return 20
'Celeryville' and assist George Locke n
| reporting today's ball ame.-Cornelius
| Van Wingau, plain drunk, added s5.35 10
| the library fund and John Brown-whOse
name by the way is not Brown
| felt so hilarious after returning
| from the II. o. III. dance that he attempted
4 10 NUN "a ulldpit'aitU ASH D6fIti over the
summit of the Aldrich block on Ottawa-st.,
and paid S. 35 for his pleasure-The case
| of VIM. May, charged with purloining the
| old Junk from the Farmer Roller Mill. was
| adjourned till September y and William
| released on bis own recogDizance. for
though only II years of age, William has
the support of a family on his hands
! Allen McFadden, a low, mean disgusting
| specimen of mana blot on the name was
| arroafa6 ipanIsfp.r ladies in Enffrp
| Park and vicinity. attempting to raise their
skirts and indulging IN other despic-
| able actions. was committed Tor
| 60 days during which time If
| be does not mend his ways. a coat Of tar
and feathers will await him October jth az
| the hands of righteous and indignant
| populace. Robert De Waid will spend
| twenty days on the island for being disor-
| derly. while John Holland. who combined
| intOxication with disordeTly, will have
| hearing this morning.--John Carroll. the
| individual who maintained a Nuisance on
| his premises IN the shape OF the carcass OF
q deceased canine. and over whom bench
warrant had been hanging for a week. was
| committed for ten days in default OF g. 20
| fine and costs.-Nm. W. Phippen wi
tell the court August Il why ne praciiced
medicine without first calling on County
| Clerk Harvey. paying the prescribed fec and
| filing the necessary sworn document
| The time Of the Court during the afternoon
was occupied in the hearing of a neghboT-
| hood quarrel. The complainant was Mary
| Behrendt, Jackson-st. resident who
| charged that her neighbor, Mrs. KsrlschO-
| witch did use insulting, immoral and in
| decent language toward her snd her child
ren. epithets too cad tor public prin and
made the more cutting By the additional
| insinuation that they were Russian d0rs.
| Eight women. numberiess children and
babes IA arms, were present IN the csps city
OF witnesses. and after an hour hsd been
| spent IN securing an Interpreter the bearir z
OF The case proceeded. Ii was holy terror,
snd the teeth Of the attorneys for the de-
| fense and prosecution TEttled as they en-
deavored 20 correctly pronounce the Poland
names After tinng the Court officials,
jury. etc, verdict Of not guilty wss re-
| Turned. and tbe talk of the interested parties
Was enough - raise the root.