The Republican journal., 1887-01-06

Manifest Decentralization. Just dotc on
paImi>lry. I've been studying il for week,
and can tell any ones fortune now.
Auyu>tu>-W ell. tell mine. please.
''Well, let me see. this is the life line. or the
other one there is. but | guess it don't much
matter. they look Il good deal alike anyhow
yes, now | see. You are to meet some one
who will be awfulIy in love with you, but she
will die an old maid"
And z
"Oh h; you'll 20 through life just the way YOU
have been doing. never seeing beyond your
nose"
But why will she die IN old maid:'
'Hcrau>r YOU wont have SENSE enough TO ask
her to marry YOU. that's why" Omaha W orlG.
= Premature decline of power in either
sen, however induced. speedily and permanently
cured Book for 10 cents in stamps Worlds Dis
pen>lry Medical Association, 'aI Main street. Buf-
falo y. Y.
II is said that women dress cNtravagantly to
worry other women. \ who dresses eNtr;,v;t-
gantly generally worries his tailor.
Every Woman Knows Them.
The human body is much like good clock or
watch iii it, movements; if one goes too slow or
too last. follow all the others and bad time re-
suits; if one organ or set oi organs work lnpcr-
fcctv pcrvor~ion of functional effort of all the or
y:lns is to follow. Hence it is that the nllncr
Gus ailments which make Wonan'S life miserable
are the direct issue of the abnormal action of the
uterine system. For all that numerous class of
sympt"ms-and every woman knows them-thcre
is untailing remedy. Dr. Plerces "FaNNrltt
Prescription the tav"rltc of the sex.
Waiter-"I beg your pardon, sir but it, o'clock,
sir" Cavely jwho has lost himself ttle]-
"What7h i, it, waiter (hic), yesterday T tmorrcr:'
Strong Endowment
i conferred upon that magnicrn; institution, the
human system by 'Dr pierccs 'Gollcn Medical
Discovery that f"itilies it against the encroach,
ments of disease 1t is the great blood purifier and
Alternative and aS Il remedy for consumption, broh'
rhits, and all diseases of wasting nature, its IN
iucncc is rapid, eilcacious and permanent. sold
every where.
some one wants to know what the work of 4
great man is. Well we don't know unless it is To
have his picture i'll an imported soap advertise
mtnt
There is no one article in the line of medicines
that gives 50 large Il return for the money good
porous strengthening plaster, such a Carriers
smart Weed and 'elladonna Backachc Plastrrs
Brown to .Jones-sI say, lend me dollar until
tomorrow; you see, changed my vest this morn
ing" Joncs-"I'm sorry, but I've Just invested my
change
Ncgctne has been used with great success in the
treatment OF dyspepsia.
81 have found out what it was the wild waves
were saying" observed the snake editor. ''What
was it, asked the horse editor. "Lct us spray
The well known strengthening properties OF
lKoN combined with other tonc~ and Il most per
feet nervne. are found i'll Carriers Iron Pills which
strengthen the nerves and body, and improve the
blood and complexion.
An Ohio girl SAYS that she has had ninety -nnc
offers of marriage within two years. She is prob
ably after the other one that strayed from the fold
as Mr. >anhey used to sing for us.
If the Sufferers from Con>umpt t.on,
>crofula, and General Debility, will try srot's
Emulsion of Pare Cod Liver Oil, with Iypophos
phteS, they will find immediate relief and per
mancnt benefit. DIR. II. V. MOTT, Brentwood, Cal
writes: II have used SCOTS Emulsion with great
advantage in eases of rhthisis, Scrofuli and Vast
in= Diseases generally. 1t is very palattble.''
An advertisement of the Grand View, jackson
vile, Fla, says, "rhc best New England cooks :
This is important. We were aware that they had
left New England. but didu't know where they had
gone To.
4 Much Married Woman.
Mrs. Fowler, of this city, married last Jan
uaIy To her sixth husband, and strange rs it may
SEEM five of them died exactly two Years from
their marriage day. Her present husband has been
sick for the last four months with chronic atln'lice
and was given up by four of our hest phy Sicians
ae last resort he began using lphur l;lttcrs, and
yesterday told reporter that they had saved his
life, smlin%ly saving that he guessed Mrs. Fowler
would he unable I" take seventh better half foi
tustomer-'Thi- seems to he Il very small guam
tity of medicine. Druggi>t-"lt is quite correct
Here is the prescription. You notice that every
thing here is abhre,iatcd.'
An Enterpri>iug. Reliable House.
Il. II. Moody can always he relied upon, not onl,
to carry in stock the bc-i of every thing but to
cure the Agency f"r such articles rs have well
known merit, and are popular with the people
thereby sustaining the reputation of Icing Away
enterprsing, and ever reliable. Having secured
the Agency for the celebrated Dr. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. will sell it a posi-
tive guarantee. 1t will surely cure any and every
affection of Throat, Lungs, and Chest, and To show
our confidence we invite You to call and get 4
Trial Bottle free.
says an exchange: "In cleaning silver, kerosene
may be used with advantage" And conversely, il
is supposed, in purchasing kerosene silver may b,
used with advantage.
An Answer Wanted.
Can any one bring us Il case of Kidney or Liver
Complaint that Electric Bitters will not speeil!
cure? We say they can not, as thousands Of eases
already permanently cured and who are daily rec
| ommending Electric Btters. will prove. Bright
Disease, Diabetes Weak Back, or any urnar,
complaint quickly, cured. They purify the blood
ed parts. Every bottle guaranteed. For sale a
SOC. II bottle by r. II. Moody.
.The ladies of Washington Territory sit ol
iuries." All! Wonder if they couldn't bc iuducct
to come east and sit on some of the jurcs that hay.
been recently drawn in New York:
Bucklen'S ArnIca Salve.
The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers. salt Hheum, lever Sores, letter
Chappei Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptons, and positively cures Piles, or no pa.
required. It's giIaranteedt to give perfect saisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price % cents per box
For sale by Richard II. Moody.
In Boston baltenders are called "wine clerks.
In Chicago, the Western 'iterary centre" the
are called by thc,more appropriate name of "bee
jcrkers" a bartender handles more beer thai
wine.
Advice TO Mothers.
Mrs. WINsLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP for childre
teethng is the prescription of the best fcmal
nurses and ply yscians in the United States and ha
been used for forty years With never failing success
| by millions of mothers for their children Durin
the process of tecthng its value is incalcuabe.
relieves the child from pain, cures dysentcry an
diarrhGa, gripping in the bowels. and wind d-colit
by giving health to the child 1t rests the mother
| Price 2Sc. a bottle. ly4S
| "How many eggs do you use in your sqias
| pies?" shouted Mrs. DE Johgns over the back yar
| face. "That depcnps on how many pies. shOu'
| think anybody might know that" "Much Oblige
| for your cutcness. Good morning"
| You can't afford to laugh dear girls,
Unless your teeth are white as pearls
Unless your mouth Is pink and sweet
| And your two lips In rOsebuls meet;
| And you cannot supply this want,
But through the use Of SOZODONT!
Laughter Lends . New Charm
To beauty, when 1t dscl0ses pretty set OF tcett