New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-28
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Labor party, printed last week In Henry Georges
paper "The Standard" unique. It's full text is az
follows "Henry George, nominated for secretary OF
State was born In Philadelphia In 1889. He weN 70
California at an early age and camo % New-fork In
1880. He Is printer by trade" The man who
under the circumstances was capable OF that produc-
ton would not shrink from attempting the writing Of
| tho long-looked-for "History Of the World In Ten
Lines"
Miss DO Garmo-I fancy the clergyman who breaches
at the laurel House sundays Is jealous of his belief
Mis- De Carmo-Yes; he preached about John the
BAPTIST this morning. and every ume no ahu~u W
him John tho Presbyterian -tIid-Blts
In Texas they complain because the Red River h 50
low "t can't get out of Its bed"; and In Georgia they
arc dissatisfied because the ocmulgee IL 50 full "it
cant be kept In its bed"
Guy Bcauclcrc stood before the mirror in the great
ivory bedroom OF Chin Castle, placing upon his manly
form the garments no was that day to wear In the
Of b., monarch SSSn reeTe s ,o mon rom
ment IT passed. through sunbeam buried itsslf In
Wild shrek heart pIe cling cry, Guy Beaucerk threw
himself upon the Goor and gro'eled like groveler
from Rea an p was al his side She
whom even the presence OF royalty Itself could not
bend now bowed in loving solcltude over the PROSTATE
"speak to me, Guy" she cried Guy nave you
40 he moanod family az have lost my collar
button. "-(TOstOn Transcript
George IT. Churchill committed suicide in San Fran
cisco by taking poison. In letter addressed 10 the
coroner he saws that he driven to it because he
had been in IN health for years and unable to work
And he continues: at takes money to live and 1t 10
ouires work TO get money and am unable TO work.
too proud to beg AMI not smart enough to steal
am absolutely compelled by the unfortunate circum-
stances in which am placed to end a Life which has
become n burden to me-" lie even appended an ept
tanb which no had himself composed and which he
wished inscribed upon his tombstone
Hero unfortunate Churchill lee;
Nobody laughs nobody cnes,
where he's gone, how he fares,
Nobody knows, nobody cares
In n Hebrew school:
Teacher-vhat crime did Josephs brothers commits
in selling hint
All tho pupils In chorus-They sold him too cheap.
At the Ocean House chlldren's party Long Branch 1t
Uo.fon Baby-Alamma dear that gentleman WIN
the long mustache must be from the west
noston pabyHHo is so ride lie ticklcd me without
being NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Topics
Too Much for Him.-Frst Hackensack Mosquto
second UacIcnsack Mosquito-Im all broke up.
Flew over to Castle Garden last night ana trien 10
sting an Emigration Commissioner on the cheek-l1d-
Bits.
When n Mexican prophet predicts an earthquake he
must deliver the goods or take tho consequences
Senior Zunlga tried II. His failure landed him in jail
andh can't prophcsy now when he VIII get out.
First actor quilting the trigger Of revolver SyS,
actor" Your pistol has missed fire, Sir Rudolph,
but am smlten with remorse for my crimes and
upon the stage In agony and pegged out straight
The curtain fell amidst roars ot laugher)-t"or9
oestor Gazette.
A Tennessee 1veycar-old was taken by his mother
10 witness hop at a hotel for tho first time In his lfe
Noticing an elderly musician playing on a harp the
youngster looked up Into bis mothers face, saying
"Alamma, is that Davidt
Lessons OF Expcnencc-omaha Edltor-Anythng
News EdtoT-No not single railroad catastrophe
since yesterday.
Yes, things are dull now. You see it's between
seasons"
yes tho summer excursion season Ia about over
and tho car-stONe season hasn't opened yet"-tOmaha
World.
Tie safo arrival at Falmouth, England. OF tho
remnant OF tho steamship city Of Montreal's almost
given up passengers Is what Mr. Dick swfveller
would term "staggerer' for the "No 49, cranlSs.
"Tbe Springfield Republican" appears to have
remote idea that other editor I'm the country mas
any sense This idea would BIO crodable indeed u IL
could be proved that Tho Republican" not living
off tne well reputation of the elder sam Bowies
VINO was In all respects man. and not literary fool
-(Atlanta Constitution.
Elias Cohn of Berlin. who in 1882 excited con-
siderable attention by his conversion to Christianity
died recently In that city. After his conversion
no called himself Johannes Elias and, as the special
protego OF tho Court preacher stockcr, opened q
little dry-goods store In Berlin, which did not prosper
He was reduced the utmost poverty. his Christian
friends failed to support him, and no was buried
at tho expense Of his jewish relatives.
Henry George says the land belongs to the people.
OF course and nothing else wants IL. But some people
ought TO pay for 1t when they take IL away from
other peOple. Any with bald head and book OF
proverbs can be q philosopher-tN. o. Plcayuno
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