The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-09-10

smith, Clinton, WITS.
The babys fayorta game-as a rule AN
fours.
"A type mghter-the printer who sets
''pi."
Can a honeymoon be enjoyed on the
last quarter.
The mills of justice grind slowly, but
they grind out many fine.
Nothing Tres the patience of "A physi-
clan so much as the pay-shants of his pa
tienls.
-'Tis a terrible blow to star actress
when her costumes fail to achieve success.
There is only one thing sadder than
death and that is a seat in the theatre be-
hind a four-story hat.
Having in onr official capacity as mem
bers of the Plymouth, Pa, Hospital Com
mittee, been asked to test and prove the
effectiveness of many different articles to be
used as disiniectantl in sick rooms and as
preventives of infections ievers, report that
Darb's Prophyactic Fluid has been thor
oughly tested during the recent typhoid
epidemic in this place II proved most
ellicacious in staying the spread of the
fever. +. II. Armstrong, j. A, Opp, Thns.
Kerr, $. Nj. Davenport q. NJ. Lance, Jas.
Lee, Jr.
= Sophistry is the bad breath of reason,
but bad pun is like the fragrance of new
mown hay.
The Huggin House is the name of a
western hotel, which ought to be popular
with young folks.
The victim of an liberated tooth will
tell you there isn't much sweetness in that
kind of sore-gum.
The fact that Washington meyer told a
lie has been satisfactorily accounted ior.
He meyer went fishing.
WHY will you cough when Shiloh's Cnrt
will give immediate relief. Price 10 cts.
so cts and 81. Sold 10y Dr. Horn, Lehigh.
ton, and Biery, Weissport.
There are certain social grades imeyery
rank of life. Even the poor fisherman is
obliged to draw the line somewhere.
GENERALLY. the first thing they do when
a person is i'll is to send for piler TO bols-
|
1t takes a man with keen eyesight and
brain of much scope to see and grasp the
golden opportunity before 1t the corner.
The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer, of Rourhon,
| Ind, saws: "Roth myself AMI wife owe our
| lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure" Sold
| by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery, Weiss
port
"A new firearm has been invented in
France which can be discharged thirty
times minute Every one fighting a duel
with ii requires two seconds.
If your neghbor's dog Injuries one OF
your chickens, you can collect damages. II
he Injuries one of your children, You can
not. Moral. Raise chickens
"A petrifed baby was recently dicovered
in Texas, and onr married friend is won
derlng chow the blamed thing kept quiet
long enough 10 get pelried."
Are you made miserable by Indigestion
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss Of Appetite
yellow skin? Shiloh's Nitilzer is positive
cure Sold lay Dr. Horn l-ehighton, anc
Biery, Weissport.
Time is always represented carrying a
scvhe, and we suppose he will continue IL
carry this primitive agricultural implement
until time shall he no mower.
i think vary highly of Dr. Seth Arnold
Cnueh Killer. Father used il hye year;
anl have very often heard him re5inment
il as the best eongh remedy he ever saw
G. G. keeney, New kondou, CT.
-"Yon have heard, my love, that Aman
dais about to IN AIRY Arthua?" 81 know
IL; but what I can't understand is that 9
woman so intelligent as she is can consen
to marry man stupid enough to marry
her"
DIR. Seth Arnold's Sugar Coated Bilious
Pills mequaled fer costivenoss, aundic'
and liver troubles. Doe
Friends may desert an editor, riya
may scorn him, and he may fail to get
postofiice, but as long as his scissors dono
break and the eockrOaches do not eat al
his paste, hope turns its golden light upol
him, and his future has trade dollar sill
yer lining which sorrow cannot corrode
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy--a positive cur
for Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canler Muth
Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Bieg
Weissport
The five year-oll son of a family Tia
other lay stood Watching his baby brother
who was making great noise over hayipl
his face washed The little fellow rt lengtl
exclaimed to the baby: "You think yol
have lots OF trouble, but you don't knoV
anything about it. Wait till you're BIZ
enough to get liekm', and then you'
= see; won't he mamma?'