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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
We, the People.

GIenc0e Enterprise.
We have laws which make man
liable TO lose debt if he doesn't have
weights and measures sealed by a
proper officer; if the milk dealer dilutes
his fluid with chalk and water the
whole legal machinery of the state is
liable to drop on his devoted head. But
if the sugar trust, the oil trust, or any
other corporate or trust organization
sells 50 cents worth of goods and
charges 80 cents extra for the trust or
mOnOpoliStic dilution we honor the rep
resentatives OF such organized robbery
with seats in congress and can only do
them homage. I'VE, the people" are a
Qucer set.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
Unsolicited Generosity.

GlenwoOd Press-Bulletin.
We cOncede the Twin Cities the RICH
I'VE are very generous) to put up candi-
date for governor. But while not wanting
to start a boom for any one, so long in adj
vance that it is sure to die, we advise
them, out of respect to the state, to drop
their figure heads" and put up a man
who can be depended upon, who has a
record that can be utilized. Such man
is Hon. w L. Merriam. We just give
this as pointer for our brethren OF the
''effete'' southeast, not even as a
straw in the Fifth district political
breeze
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

seize the gun. frankie stepped back
any hostile movement on his part would
be deadly, and the tramp, evidently
coming to the conclusion that discretion
would be the better part Of val0r,
emptied his pockets and skulked out the
front door and down the road.
Frankie watched the tramp out OF
sight and then, girl-like, tainted dead
away. When her parents returned
home she was in decidedly hysterical
condition, but managed to relate her adj
venture to the Mortified old folks. The
gun was rusty old muZzle-lOader and
had not been fired in years.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
A CLOSE-FISTED QUEEN.
Victoria Said to Be the Meanest
Ruler on Earth---Her Subjects
Want to Know What Has Be-
come of the Jubilee Fund of
&fAn ono

Want to Know What Has Be-
come of the Jubilee Fund of
100000.
The women of England are loud in
complaint of their queen. They say
she is too stingy for anything. She re-
ceives large sums of money and fastens
on to it with an iron grip. 1t is alleged
that she not only gathers in all that be-
longs to her, but much that is not des-
tined for her purse.
At the time of the illness of the Prince
of Wales the nation was profoundly
grieved, and great anxiety was felt for
his life. When it was reported that
there was no danger sigh of relief
went up from the people. Then the an
nouncement came that he was recover
ing and joy took the place of sorrow.
To express their gratitude, the women
of England collected large amount of
money and sent it to the queen to be
used as she deemed best and most fit
ting to express the sentiments of the
giyers.
1t was expected that she would select
a number of good charities and distrib-
ute the money among them. But she
didn't. Nothing has since been heard
of it, and whether her majesty has put
it in her pocket, lent it to some of her
hard-up German relatives, or has not
yet made up her mind what to do with
it is not known. 1t cannot be ascer-
tanned either, as the queen is touchy on
the money question.
In like manner, at the recent jubilee
the women of England, touched with
patriotic ardor, gave sum of S4OO, OOOto
the queen to be distributed among the
most deserving charities of the nation,
but that appears to have gone the way
of the other. tits reported that nothing
has since been heard of it. A good deal
of talk has been raised in consequence
and people are complaining bitterly of
her maJesty,s penuriousness. 1t is said
money destined for other channels, but
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
4 Waste of Ink,
La Crosse Chronicle.

La Crosse Chronicle.
Whenever rebel dog barkS in the
south, the editor of the st. Paul Pioneer
Press Immediately begins to froth at the
mouth and tell how he laid down his
life in support of the union. The editor
knows full well that that breed of dogs
is well nigh run out, and he ought to
know that there are not fools enough
in Minnesota to make it worth his while
TO write such idintic stiff
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
No Flies oneThem.

Gracevillc Transcript.
Speaking of matters political calls to
mind the fact that the ghost of the Gil
man-NelSOn-Kindred combination will
not down. The wise ones tell me that
the deal is still on, and that last fall,
like Rip Van Wrinkles drink, doesn't
count. In other words, they slipped all
eccentric, lost their governor, or some
thing got out of whack with the pOliti-
cal machinery. If any one thinks there
are any flies on that combination they'll
get left, at least that's what the know
ing ones saw
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
A Wearing Reputation.

1t has been announced that w. r..
Merriam, of st. Paul. is candidate for
governor. As speaker of the house of
representatives he made an excellent
reputation last winter, and it was a rep
utatiOn that will wear well through Il
political campaign and attract votes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
A CHICAGO GIRL
Sold Her Old Shakespeare to Buy
Bacon's and be in Style.

Chicago Mail.
A man who goes out good deal in So
ciety and then comes back to his club to
retail what he saw and heard tells me
this:
Il was spending the evening at the
house of friend on the North side, who
is a common-Sense fellow, but who
is the father of a pretty and
addle-headed girl who knows more
about the gush of the seaside than she
does of everyday things. Her father
and | were talking about this cryptic
gram of IgnatiuS Donnelly, by which
he proves, to himself at least, that Ba-
con wrote Shakespeare. The young
lady thought it was good time to go on
parade and did it by remarking that she
had that day sold her old Shakespeare,
and had written 10 bookseller to send
her the new one by Bacon. And yet
the lightning skipS this home every
time it comes around"
This is perhaps the same young lady
who made Charlie Mcdonald turn GRIM
son the other day by inquiring for
Safeguards He"
keep umbrellas" said he, reading an
advertisement: Eyes, | know some one
keeps them, for I'Ve bought four within
a year, but now it rains in torrents
some one keeps them out of my sight
G0rham MOuntaineer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
TO-DAY's WEATHER.

SIGNAL OFFICE, WAR DEPARTMENT, ST.
paul. Nov. p, l2:15 a. m.-Indications for
the iwenty-four hours commencing att Il. ~
to-day: For St Paul. Minneapolis and
vicinity: Slightly warmer, generally fair
weather and light to fresh variable winds.
For Minnesota and Eastern ana Central
Dakota: Slightly warmer. generally fair
weather and hight TO fresh variable winds.
GENERAL. OBSERVATIONS.
ST. PAUL, Nov 27.-The following observa-
tions were made al : rs p. m. local time:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
STRAY SUNBEAMS.

Il would like TO know what use there
is for weather bureau if it can't tell
when blizzard is cOming?" said the Old
Citizen little testify. Il turned out
on Saturday without my heavy over
coat. and came very near freezing be-
fore l got home in the evening. can
see the flag pole on the Chamber of
Commerce building from my house. and
as there was no cold wave signal hOiSted
| made sure that we were going TO have
a nice day of it. Instead of that, here
came along the worst blizzard we
ever had at this season of the year. |
suppose about day after tomorrow the
weather bureau will run up the flag TO
denote the approach of last Saturday
Storm
''TheSe government weather prophets
remind me of what Ton NEWSoN used
to say Of his weather knowledge con-
tinued the Old Citizen, his face bright
ening with a smile as he fell into a
reminiscent strain. TON used to say
that there was only one day 5 difference
between his knowledge and that of his
father. His father could always tell the
day before it rained and Ton the day
after. That's about the way with these
government weather bureaus. After
the storm is over they know all about
it."
ii France wants president who will
twist the tail of the British lion why
not utilize JAMES g. BLAINE? He
wants presidency. and wants it bad,
and France might get him on reasona-
BILE terms. When it comes to rouSing
the lion from his lair Mr.. BLAINE is a
whoOper of the old school.
-
The Philadelphia Times advises
HENRY GEORGE TO come out West, take
up tract of land and form colony on
the basis of full land value taxation,
just to show how the scheme will work.
The suggestion will not be adopted.
Mr.. GEORGE can make more money as
political boss than as a theoretical
farmer.
On Thanksgiving day a handsome
monument was unveiled with impress
i've ceremonies at HackettstoWn, y. j.,
to the memory of TITLE SMITH, the
poor servant girl who died i'll defense of
her honor. The monument was erected
from the gifts of benevolent persons
from almost every state in the Union.
-
EDWARD ATKINSON proposes that our
government settle the fishery question
by buying the provinces of Nova Scotia,
New Brunswick and Cape Breton. The
suggestion is good one if it were only
practicable. The British government is
too much of a province buyer itself to
hope for settlement on the basis of
Mr.. ATKINSON proposition.
A correspondent asks, what is an
eXtraditiOn treaty? Is there such a
treaty between the United States and
Great Britain?; An extradition treaty
is an agreement between nations
whereby fugitives from justice should
be delivered up by the authorities of
one country to those of another. There
is an eXtradition treaty existing be-
tween the United States and Great
Britain including all the possessions of
the latter. The Jay treaty of 1874 only
provided for the mutual rendition of
persons accused of murder and forgery.
This provision has been enlarged by
subsequent treaties so that the follow
ing offenses are included: Murder, as
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
Braden On the List.

IanesbOrO JOIlrndI.
Some of our exchanges shout for Bra
den for governor. We might go farther
and fare very much worse. Auditor
Braden is possessed of fine executive
ability. and rarely talks except to the
point and with Il sensible, busineSS-like
view of affairs.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
Enjoying High Laurels.

Cloquet Pine Knot.
The GLOBE keeps right on getting
there, and is now enjoying the we'll
earned distinction of being the leading
journal of the great Northwest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
Deserted the GANG.

Heron Lake News.
Eli Warner, the little giant of South
ern Minnesota. is said to have lately
slipped away from the McGill gang.
Eli is disguised with the m0duS oper
andi of the present administration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
THE PEANUTS MANY USES.

1t Serves the Boy at the Circus,
the Housewife for Salad and
the ConfectiOner for Candies
and Chocolate.
The peanut is thorough democrat.
He is not fair 10 look upon, not half
so pretty as his much-abused brother,
the old and ever-blooming chestnut, yet
he is equally at home in the Fifth ave-
nue. palace as he is in the tenement on
the Bend, and is equally loved and re-
spected in both, although he is often
Sugared in the more fashionable quar-
ter, says the New York Star.
No one for moment would suspect
it, but really there's millions in it,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
Bankrupting the Counties.

Granite fhllS ] GlDuue.
Those counties that adopted the
gopher bounty proposition are nearly
bankrupt. Our commissioners had too
much sense to make the move in this
county and every taxpayer should feel
thankful for it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
The instantaneous Process.

La Crosse Chronicle.
If, as Miss Willard is reported as say
ing, 1.-The Prohibition party is Gods
party" he could settle the issue i'm a
twinkling by cutting off the Spigot and
stopping ND the bung hole.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

THE Minnesota delegation TO congress is
preparing for work, and work valiantly it
will for remember, it is now largely Demo
cratic delegation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

OTHER countries tender the freedom OF
cities to distinguished guests; we will tender
the freedom of an entire country 10 Mr..
GLADSTONE when he comes over.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

Now NEW YORK wants the Democratic
convention. But New York is a very wicked
place indeed, and selfrespecting delegates
should hesitate before exposing themselves
10 its allurementS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

ARMY officers stationed at frontier posts
amid the billiards will no doubt be gratifed
to learn that their brother officers in Wash
ington are vigorously preparing for the
winters campaign in the ball rooms.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

WHEN base ball players are worth $4,000,
who can blame the colleges for devotfng so
much time 10 the national game, even if their
law departments do suffer:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
THE DAILY GLOBE

The GLOBE Press Room is Open Every
Ricbt 10 oil Advertisers who desire TO
Convince Themselves that the GLOBE has
life largest Circulation of any News
raper Northwest of Chicago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

The people of England are asking who lG-
MATHIS DoSNELLY is. Mr.. DoNNELLY should
go over, get elected to parliament and show
them who he is. They would find outvery
quickly under those circumstances.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

THE Yassar professoress who resigned he
position TO get married perhaps SIMPLY
wanted TO give her students practical IL
lustralion of The best Developments OF
higher education
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
Can't Possibly Try Again.

LuNerne Herald.
The friends of Gov. McGill, if he has
any, may as we'll prepare themselves to
relinquiSh the fond hope that the pres
ent executive can be nominated for a
second term.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

Is YOUR sidewalk cleaned off yet: II it
isn't you may avoid suit for damages by
seeing that it is.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

IL THE Hon. JOHN L. SULLIVAN should con-
sent TO nod to the Prince of Wales while i'll
England, the latter will feel that his position
is assured beyond question.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
Let 'er Thunder.

Ortonville Herald
DR.. AmeS' boom for the vice presi-
dency has begun to thunder down the
ages. Let 'er thunder.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

81. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING SUNDAY
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

HARVARD is kicking over the decision in
the great foot pall match with Yale. Well,
kicking is part of the game, isn't it?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

Now LOOK out for the winter boom in real
estate, and if you're a wise man you'll catch
on i'll time while you're looking.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

NICE, bracing weather. Down East they
have sleet, rain and bronchitis. It's priv
lege to live in Minnesota.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28

sault with intent to murder, piracy,
arson, robbery, forgery or the utterance
of forged paper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-28
A Burglarious Tramp Routed
By a Brave Girl With
q Gun.
How the Persian Peris Are
Scraped and Pumieed in
the Baths.
A Helena, Mont, Man Who
Came Near Being Tarped
and Featheped.

ANE FAS H
ion has decreed
it and kissing
is out of style.
Nobody does 1t
now but sweet
hearts, young
child rem a nd
teachers. The
first blow was
struck b y h e
medical profess
sion about the
time of the de-
cease of Prin-
Ices s Alice.
Ever since the
prac tice has
,been denounc-
led. and in fam
lilies w h ere
proper respect
is paid to by
'giene, children
are cautioned
promiscuouS
, says the Chi
nter-Ocean.
)ciety a woman
kissed twice in
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and Friday.)
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WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLoBE.
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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-11-20

8 harmless powder, carefully brushed
away with soft flannel or channels, so
no particle of it is perceptible to the OBJ
servant eye. On hot day many q lady
is obliged to use powder cloth to re-
move the "shine" which is such foe to
fine complexion.
l once heard gentleman say that he
liked to see trace of powder on pretty
cheek, it was such delightful temptation
to brush it off /; but al men are not SO ap-
preciative.
l wish the women who so recklessly
decorate their faces in dim room could
see themselves as others see them when
they walk forth into the broad light OF
day or into the electric night.
Many an actress could preserve he1
complexion unmarried by all its "make
up" if she would remove the cosmetics
with cold creams or some preparation OF
almonds. To wash them of with water
will roughen and destroy the best Of COM
plexiors in few years.
There was French preparation called
the Lait Antephelique, which was won.
deTtul in removing and preventing
freckles. It was harmless and agreeable
to use. 1 do not know where it was
manufactured, and never saw it sdver-
tised. But to my personal knowledge il
bestowed lasting benefit on at least one
lady. have never been able to procure
it in New York. It was an expensive i'm
ported preparation.
Plenty of fresh air, g great deal of
bodily exercise and the free use of cream
and butter in the diet are necessary to
procure good complexion.
One of my acqUaintences substitutes q
tea made of red clover tops or dandelion
roots for her morning coffee frequently,
and always with excellent results to her
complexion.
In closing my talk with ladies on this
subject 1 would classify and sum up my
advice something like this:
Train your features TO composure, and
avoid all grimacing habits.
Exercise much in the open air.
Use oils, creams, and fruit freely In
your diet.
Drink simple, blood-purifying herb teas
frequently.
Do not wash your face oftener than
once day, but apply some harmless
cream or meal at least twice in twenty
four hours.
II niggardly Nature and jealous Time
on hot summer day necessitates the ad-
dition of 8 powder puff to your toilet ar
ticles, use it with discretion and modera-
ton.
And in addition to all this you must
keep your minds busy, your thoughts
cheerful, and your souls free from bitter
ness If you woul preserve fresh, attract
i've exterior beyond the feeting spring
time of youth.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-11-20

IF you have all, or any consider
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Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liv-
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greater the number and diversity
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Of the Lungs, SKIN Diseases, Heart
Disease, Rheumatism, Kidney Dis
ease, or other grave maladies are
quite liable to set in and, sooner
or later, induce a fatal termination.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-11-20
From Fort Worth to
Cruelty in a Dream,

Dreams are queer things. That is,
some of them are. A young man en-
ployed in Fifth-avenue Office had one q
few nights ago which IS entitled to g
prize for originality and effectiveness. In
his sleep it seemed to him that he was at
his accustomed desk in the counting
room. In walked a peddler of "col" but
tons, suspenders, shir'-studs and cuff
buns, who not only invited the dresmer
to buy, but insisted that he should pur-
chase, willynilly.
At length, as the dream had it, the
dresmer's choler rose at this sudacious
and annoying effort to sell him collar
buttons which he did not want, where
upon he jumped from his chair, elevated
his right foot, and with few well-aimed
kicks landed the intruder upon the side
walk. Here the harmless dreamy part OF
the story ends and terrible reality
begins.
As the last kick was given the sleepes
awoke. Almost instantaneouslY full con-
seriousness returned to him, and his now
open eyes saw, by the dim light of the
midnight moon, his wife picking herself
up from the floor beside the bed, crying
as if her heart was broken, and mutter;
ing:
"Oh, Frank, didn't think you'd ever
be so cruel to me-"
"Why, what have done?"
"What have you done? You've kicked
me out of bed, that's what you've done,
you brute!'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-11-20

wonderful combination of tonic,
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Blood, and Lungs. For Weak
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Asthma, and kindred affections, it
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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-11-20
Wk\NANASy0\2

Do you feel dull, languid, low
spirited, lfeless, and indiscribably
miserable, both physically and
mentally; experience a sense of
fullness or bloating after eating,
or of "goneness," or emptiness of
stomach in the morning, tongue
coated, bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite, dizzi-
ness, frequent headaches, blurred
eyesight, "foating specks" before
the eyes, nervous prostration or
exhaustion, irritability of temper,
hot fushes, alternating with chilly
sensations, sharp, biting, transient
pains here and there, cold feet,
drowsiness after meals, wakeful-
ness, or disturbed and unrefresh-
ing sleep, constant, indescribable
feeling of dread, or Of impending
calamity?
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-11-20

DR.. PIERCE's GOLDEN NFn7c,-
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