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Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
TIE Thistle In Port.

NEW ToRE, August 16.-The Thistle
arrived q. Ibe bar st 4 o'clock this
morning, and 81 6 o'clock dropped an.
cacr eff -oEpkinsville, Staten Island.
She was T. Trstty sight as she lay at an
chor. A..ong the shore, as far as the
eye ceu.d -esoh, were crowds of people
trying 10 catch q glimpse OF the cutter.
Many yacEls aud catb0ats lowered
about the Scotch man, and she WAS the
subiec: Of mrah favorable comment
CspCsin Barr, hev commander, Ia a
Jolly ..oc1,ns tar. He said they n ade
the voyage IL 20 days, the weather
throughout being variable, starting
with heEvy gales and high seas ard
ending With Gains and tranquil seas.
The yacb: sustained no damsge, with
the exception Of having parted with
her spirrsner-aslysrds during gale.
The lssg b-s days run was made on
August :, when, with all sail set, she
reelei of twG hundred and forty. seven
miles il heavy southeast breeze with
cross sea.
Capt Barr said that the best alin 4
the Thistle had ever done was when
she made g f.Ey.nile course in Ave
hours; that was an average of ten mile,
an hour, and he thought 1t WAS good
enough. He was shown the record o.
the Volunteer In her race yesterday
when tie time given was four hour'
and four minutes for forty three miles
He opened his eyes wide and said: "D!i
she DO SC well as that? How much o.
that was ~l1dSsesS ~orh?o On beiuC
ooru Ilat an airuwance was MADE I0l
the windws-d work, and that the actua
course was thirty.eight miles, he wa,
muck relieved and said that 1t wa
pretty good sailiog anyway.
he thought that the Thistle hal not
been doing as we'll OF late as in To,
dret racer, and thought it was duo t.
some experiments that had been mad
with Ger co:tt II tCIne aort Of prepa
tion having baen pat on to keep i
from iou!!sg.
rs said that the boat was in firt
class condition and YVES sailing well
The lrez YVES IN q little bettsr coudi
Gion this yea- than she had ever beer
before, And 4 was the opinion of th
Gentsta q captain, as we'll as otbe
yschsemeE, that his boat was ia fs
better condition :lan she ever wac be
fors.
TIE captain was rather surprised O
the Bad showing Of the Mayfiower tn!
year. The fact that the Voluu teer hal
SO far khoRn herself ar AVERAGE c
about D'ns minutes better than tb
Puritan was nothing new to the ca,
tain, and he wGs evidently pretty we
posted on the merits Of the new cup d.
fender. Ke thought that although IL
Thistle wss fast bs!ore the wind, ST
cocld do much better on the wind wi,
Scoi breeze. He wanted to see
GOOD, steady breeze, but did not wa,
I, gaie. Hs remarked, however, tn
Eis boa. was az good as any of them
heavy breeze He said that
g ehou!d nave 10 pilot In the races, b
SrN~as going TO get his rsciLg spsrs up
,e-Aon a. possible and get accustomed
cxNes Yo.k harbor.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
The Water Commission.

The regular weekly meeting Of the
Board of Wafer Comm issioners was
held last evening, bnt very little bust.
ness was transacted. A balance Of
$50 936. "a was reported in the Union
National Bank to the credit of the
Com m iss.on. The weekly pay. roll,
amounting to 1881. 81, was presented and
aD order drawn for the amo mt.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
Sale of Cows.

The sole by Prnni & Mnrrink OF Cant-o
Vile, on Monday afternoon, was quite
largely attended and forty head of fresh
COWS were disposed OF at prices ranging
from $50 to S6s so. They propose to have
another sale on Monday, the 29;h, when
tie farmers will have an opportunity to
secure bargains.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
Tpe Board Of Hear a.

The Board of Health xsSn Ts,
session last evening, IR,s, wit Tsa
and referred to the ,.,.s, et'3iitn Of 10
The executive onno,sd oniov, 10 NJ
ton Aynrs and D, r, r-lSg VEL
owned by them, on o. .tlset. 'rs
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
Stray Horse!

A bay horse, having sef'ai
head and o girth around hn y p
taken up by Isaac Thorp, q
Mills, White Clay Greek hal1 y.
the Sd inst OF d thus for 10 o.
psared to claim him.
A horse belonging TO ffilI
bach, Fifth and DuPoni slisss
awsy about the beSinnlnIl| !,
month, and it may be poss,sa ",
managed to get into tho iSs y n
borhood. II this is the cMu .
fol owner may possess aD
again.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
Tho Iron Hall.

The regular meeting of Local Bran cb
No. 407, Iron Hall, was held last even.
ing, and two new members received.
There are also four or five others whose
applications have been favorably acted
upon who will DO received Mt the next
meeting, which takes place the irs'
Tuesday Of next month. A ladies'
branch will shortly be formed In this
citv
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
unocusd out IN the e,ssa

p1rrsBOae, Pa, ,Ss.lIs aug, srl,l]
road, six miles ,s.aE iroTl nrias sI, Bshl,nj
neon. neon ,ess%.ta osio. aud Fred; R.!fah
ss4sa.ig' stsaa, Pa but III Paint, ,.,,.sS vi
;,,pss r., psSsessd sss gat 'H Z ys1a5i.ssI hi isII'
wss wss wers terribly pan''I~J
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
An Unfortunate Fall.

James McClaffsrty, who resides at
1906 Union street, while engaged In
paying with his little child last sun
day evening, foil down stairr, oreaK'
ing his leg In two places. A physician
was called in and the fractures were
promptly red uced.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
Try II,

The proof of the pudding Ia the eating
of IL. Stewards famous IS 90 flour is
fast growing into public Iavor. Ask
for Steward "a "Silver Medal" -four, this
Is it. Every Dbl. warranted to be ele-
CANT -four, and to run uniform In
quality Call at my store, N. W. cor
ner Fourth and King.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
Peach Shtpmouts

Fifty nine carloads of peaches passed
through this city yesterday, con nsigned
as followe: Jersey City, 80; Philsdel.
phis, 10; Boston, s; Hartford, L; Scrau-
ton. 2; Baltimore, 4; Pittsburg, 1; Cleve.
land, ]; Chester, z; making total to
| date of 4o7 cars.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

Out'cura, tho great skin cure, and Quit.
oura Soap prepared from It, externally, and
Cuticurs Resoivent, the new blood purifier,
internally, are positive cure for every form
OF skin and bloodi disease from pimpleg t.
scro iula. Sold every whers,
Prioe: Cuucura, 10 cents; Cuticura Soap
rs cents; Outtcura ResoivenL SLr0. Pre-.
pared by Potter Drug and Chemical TO-
Boston, Mass. Send Tor "how 10 euro Skin
Diseases"
DTMPLrS, Blackhelds, Skin Blemishee
/ I'M aad Baby haUors, use Cuticurt
Soap.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
-yna,,a the Trou' a. n

NEW YORK, angus Ass's il Il pI,.sI
1"asSs'llsssss by ,Ss large ssnssss1I'iii gss1 by
agent agents FL The s'is small l,1s s'nsai
,:!ss: s'ss:, : s'n;s.s; Y & isi'' sis '''
large producers
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
Sold His Farm.

Wa. P. Perkins, formerly of our city,
has sold his farm of liz acres ut WI low
dale, Chester county, Pa, 10 Rikestraw
& Pyle, who get immediate possession,
and will prepare the same for tall crops
AMI nursery stock.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
FOURTH EDITION
nsnoraea ACCIDENT

1t Ia reported that the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad express train Was
wrecked at Washington. d. a., this
morn ing, aud that Thomas A. Voshell,
eng ineer, was killed and 16 passengers
won nded.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

Jester & Mcdaniel sold this after
nooa, at 419 West Front street, . hns
lot Of Missouri horses at pretty fair
prices.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

DEAFNESS sssusoSsssfuiG sss SsSi'G g ,a;usy q yS,l
Uown homo By one who was q. aeaf ~ tTsI tne no
eight years. Treated by most .d Oh M rim.
tod specialists without benont. .hsn hun
drods Of others. Fuil particulars sent On y M Il
piication. 7. 3. PAGE, No. q wsS wssSms "
( HeV YORK CITY, oetle.tu.ta.aa"~
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
sCROFUIOIJS RUMORs.

Last spring was very sick, being covered
with some Find of scroaula. The doctors
could not holp me. l was advised TO try the
Cuticurs kei olvent. l did so, and in day
grew better and better, until am as we'll
as ever. / thank you for IL very much, and
would like TO have It told to tine Uub lie.
EDW. HOFMAEN,
North Atlieboro, Macs.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
For Sale. "A Grocsry ST Ira

For Sale, Grocery Stjre
An fixtures, Going q good business; or
Will take man with one hall interest.
Such chance is seldom offered. Ad.
dres3 a. b REPUBLICAN Office.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
WM,B. SHARP & CO,
Fourth and Market SIS.

The a d v a n C e
guard of our new
Table Linens and
Napkins is here.
Think of a Z Barns
ley Napkin at 1926
per dozen instead of
$2.75, and the same
grade in 5-S at
S1.75 instead of $2.-
so.
Fine elegant pat
terms of h e a v y
Barnsley Table Lin
ens-the first in
$l.25 instead of ST.
; 75--all of the new
est designs and pat
i. torns, sure to please
: you in quality, pat
: tern and price.
About 5 pieces
!, Of good quality gray
! Mohairs-nice for
J: everyday or house
dreSSes--a t L l IL e
!. r light in color
+ therefore Is cents
instead of 25.
We thought we
were through with
) Seersuckers, but one
little lot has been
unearthed. T W c
:. kinds--one a wide
y, M cream stripe that
ID we sold for Is cents
T. T. what we have are
: reduced to . cents
) ) the other a wide
: : stripe cream muhl
: that sold for ~
:. : cents now 5 cents.
(, both late, but cheaE
/ ( !; enough for next
: season.
VIM. B. SHARP & CO.,
Fourth and Market streets.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
..Rough ON Plles. ,

Ask for "Rough on Piles" Internal
and External Remedy In each package
Eure cures 60c.
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

SXYAHIEU-IAIMEDlArhLY, THREt
w ronms for dressms ipR, CT rtraIty Ia
Gated. Address X, this Office. ali 3tt
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

fAFANIGD-A 9UOD PASTRY OOuK
w al LAYTON'o dining looms. lOl r
End street; also fur II he'd Vr unturnlshed
rooms to rent, with board. al72ts
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

NT a HTED--s5 coo ON LIST sionTHAtE
w fr tr years. acdieas Money,
NIB ohlHo' El7.2t
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

NYAHIED-A GOOD WOMAN TC
w work in ieslaurant at Ne. IL +. End
street. a17 ots o
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

XTa NTED-si,o ,oo0 AT PIX s)g;Nr nm
Nv real estRts worth dOuOis he amnnnt
for tern OF pears; ioseFest pad pr0mnfiy
Address Eusiness, this o111e. a1T.s.'
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

WANTED-A GIRL FOR GENERAL
"" houseworT OF - W ccrne- bth and
hsike. s.s. ~, AEY Eds, n,7-zt
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

~ OilSE-ThE MEMBERS OF AN.
~ dsshnta Tribe, NO. II, /. q, Il. nj.
and ,he order in general, ere Iequestsd tc
iat mest NJ 'heir wlSwsm, - Newport, n the
lsin sun, pIesenr moon, at lst run lie, hia h
sup, TO attend the fauGra! OF our ists
Brother, +. s., al iva W. Hilrcrd. al72t
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17
azanIsn'g Confidence in Himself,

ToRoETo. August 16 -HanIan be.
eves Ekat he 10 still the bsst sculler In
A@e{ca, and IL he was not going to
SArt tcl Australia TO morrow lie would
'Rys ¬her race with Teemer. He
Spnks thex hs 10 a better man than
Ess3er 49, ackno Wedges that he was
aSly Naten on Saturday. Hs knows
70 can NY&ree miles 40 seconds faster
ha0Se<ScNi four years ago. He
1ft ftHsAS&sA etart for his defeat on
Sol Ht xSA@ @says he has got 81 900 to
81 h H~ three miles on Lar g
H4MAghdH lees than 10 10, which
s~ Nt NnSthat Tesmer is cred,
.H.TMnsHsSs
SoY95 5'S1e4SiQn Washington, on
gaSyssS r SIsa1S $3.50 Xa1o Tickets hss Will VIII
4 .%sk;SsGs$' day. Oct:
= y ~ " '''
" ~
%EXf
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

VIZ AETED--A HALT-4R JWH lfIltL
w TO assist in email Ia Aiiy. Apply
at 200 Madison stree. alias
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

TsOR REnT-DESR Room IN DEN.
g tra,ly located office. Address Dess
This otfice. al7.2tt
Daily Republican., 1887-08-17

IEYAN GOOD GIRL To uG
wv general housswotk. Ual at 2l9 L,
tn street. al7-1ts
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-23

being built, and among the negroes en-.
gagged in the work a tragedy occurred
Thursday. Two Of their number, sam
Brooks and Dave Bland, Quar?eled about
their ratiOns, and finally BLOCKS,
furious with anger, grasped piece OF
cross-tie and attacked his antagonist,
telling him to the ground with a blow
that shattered his jawoone. His
own fate was more terrible, He did not
find Bland pared when his attack
was made, and at the moment his blow
was delivered he himself was struck at
the top OF the chest by the edge OF an
AK, driven with all the downward force
of a muscular negrO's arms. The Ell CT
was terrible. Brooks whole breast was
laid open TO the depth of the ak. and
from the horrible wound his heart pro-
truded. Death was, OF course, almost
instantaneous. Those who we're Wit
nesses to the homicide believe Bland was
Unsuitable in his act. ana no movement to
arrest him has been made. He is con-,
fined to his bed, and is quite seriously I'M
iured. #
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-23

missioner OF Deeds for Florida in and
for Alabama; ~ w. Il shop, Robert
Crawford. G.. A. Crocker and n. L. VIII
Hams. to be Notaries Public III and tor
the state at large; ;. Il. Rice, to be ou-
perintendent OF Schools in and for the
county OF FRANKLIN; Charles John Mac.
lean, to be Justice Of the Peace IN and
for the county Of Holmes; John L.
Wall, to be Justice OF the Peace in and
for the county OF Putnam; w. Martin, to
be Justice of the Peace in and for the
county OF Calhoun; A. j. Cone, 10 be
Justice of tie Peace in and for the county
OF Alachuas Law. BuckhOlz, TO be Su-
perinte ndenb on Schools In and for the
county OF HIlisborough; Charles Taylor,
to be Commissioner OF Deeds for Florida
in New YORK; George Burnside, TO be
Aucaioueer IN and for the county OF Du-
val: John w. Poser, to be Justice of
the Peace In and Tor the county OF jack
son; }. w. Edwards, to be Justice of the
Peace In and for the county OF Jefferson
"Little Tom bearing" is in Pensacola
again. Tom, VINO is son OF Capt.
"I'om" bearing, of Mobile, Ala, went
1Dut Of Pensacola port as chief mate OF the
hardest crew that has LETT Pensacola since
the Tine OF "Iellow Fred" the vessel
having been the American ship Bridge
water, bound across the pOnd, which had,
with one exception, crew composed OF
negroes. Young bearing took the place
of first mate Donovan, who, while the YES
sci was lying at the Pensacola navy yard,
prior to her departure, was terribly mu-
tilated by the negroes, who piled
their knives and razors on his per-
son in the artistic manner which
charscteriZeS the race, and for which
they are noted. Equal to the emergency,
"Tom," no sooner than the vessel had
weighed anchor, took all the handsplkes,
capstan bars, iron Delaying Plus, etc. and
+ owed tnem away in his staterOom, and,
having a second officer, who was game to
the backbone, and VINO stuck TO him
throughout the voyage, the crew were
that sick when the latter had eUded that
they all ran away, leaving tue vessel To
better hands on her neXtVoVare. TOM
vent out to the River Platte again, as
her first officer, and returned to
Pensacola, as passenger on board the
bark AShlOw
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-23

Fr0Ut the @dcfs21D ttte Ftd.) heFdtd.
"Dick, what was thatp
The speaker, a tall, lithesome creature
with great violet eyes, in whose duskv
depths many an ACTOR had sought to read
his tate. raised herself on her elbow aud
looked at her companion, VINO was quietly
lying by her side.
A pretty room 1t was on Laura street.
great shaft OF MOONLIGHT streamed tenn
pOrartly through the not exactly oriel
window, It's sIlvery brillancy SO s0ltened
and meHowed ny the misty. rain-c0vered
glass that it fell in subdued radiance son
the skirts aud olher parauhernal,a which
lay around in perfect abandon.
II was in this room thai Hiss Lisle
Leigh and Miss Richardson Deiano, two
OF Oliver ByrOn's troupe. mad taken their
quarters. Presently there came TO Dicks
Chat was her pet nance snell-like ear,
"DicH. | ielt it again" Aud an instant
later Lisle Leigh, tall and stately IN all
the virgin beauty OF her budding woman
hood, sat up IN bed, and with a tender
grace tnat was beyond compare sac
placed her sof white round Oiarm und-r
the cover aud went to feeling.
"Oh, Leigh, what is the matter? You
are nervous tonight, and you nave no
need to be for you never acted better"
alt Is not nervousness, DEAR" Mis-
Leigh replied in tone which vas lust
tagged with the slightest ossiDle re-
proachfuness. "but | felt s, m thing So
cold and so clammy. Are you sure il
wasn't your footp'
My foot! | haven't moved since re-
tired"
''Well, that is strange. distinctly felt
something touch me on the foot.'
ut was imagination; so to sleep, dar.
ling"
"Ol! There IL is again. on Lord! what
is it? It's crawling up," and sending
scream after scream from her lovely
throat, the charming actress, who but a
short while before had wruns from a
Jscks1nN lie audience encore after en-.
core, leaped from the bed ana stood tremb.
Ing b. her bedside, while her comp1u-
Ion, now terribly alarmed, did her utmost
to soothe aud quiet her.
"A match, qulck.' sobbed the fright
ened girl, slight the gas In an instant
the gas was lit. and there nesting close
under the pillow, where her lovely head
had IAN, was r little eight-inch alliga-
tor.
"How did it get theref7
Tue room, prior to occupation by the
two ladies, WAS used by Mr.. Alllger, tn
press agent of the company, aud he had
purchased number OF little alligatOis
aud bad put them under tue cover 10
keep warm and had neglected to take this
Que out.
AN" said the two ladies in breath
after the innocent cause OF all the row
bad been safely thrown out OF the window.
This. Of course, is some OF Mr.. Alliger's
work." and then the two retired, vowing
/ vengeance on tho latters head in the
! morning.
! And then the wind mOaned and the
| rains battered against the window panes
! chanting lullaby which soon put the LW o
! girls 10 sleep.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-23
TIE RISING EAWN RIOT.
Assistant Keeper >hubrick Tells the
story OF the Disturbance.

Assistant Keeper %hubriCk Tells the
story OF the Disturbance.
Z. T. Shubrick, assistant keeper of the
penitentary, has been investigating the
riot at Rising Fawn convict camps, and
made quite au interesting report 10 Gov.
Gordon. Mr.. ShubTick states tDat Capt.
Conner, the officer IN cnarge OF the camps,
had suspected That an attempt at escape
would BE- made. Last Thursday ne die
covered that jim Holt and William Jack
son were the leaders in the Instruction.
That night be kept Holt out, charged ann
wish being an tigator, and told him he
would have 10 be punished. Holt said he
would die before be would submit. When
Capt. Conner attempted TO IutlJct the pun
ishment Holt attacked him and wounded
BIN in the shoulder. A guard SHOT at
Holt with pistol, the first shOt mi sing
its mark, and the second shot barely
grazing the cOnVicpS arm. Hollis Cocoon
spirators refused to go on the chain upon
when they were strung at night, so the
guard was doublt d and a close watch was
kept. FRIDAY at 10 O'Clock, the men agreed
to resume work, but during the DAY, Jack
son, one of the rIngleaders, was very
unruly, and, going from squad to squad,
urged the men 10 continue the rebellion.
Sunday he was ordered out OF the quar-
ters but refused to obey. When the men
were put on the chain, Captain Conner,
accompanied by A. L. Keenan, and Frank
Mcbride, two TRUSTEES, entered the build
ing to remove jackson, who at once drew
knlte and began cutting at those who
were about to approach him.
Fifteen or twenty cOnvicts at once took
SIDES with Jackson and a general riot en-
sued. Every conceivable missile was
hurled at the officers, guards and TRUSTEES.
One of the guards was wounded aud the
c'otnIGg OF one of the TRUSTEES was cut.
The cOnvicts seized Capt. Common and
attempted 10 pass aim along to Jacks N.
Seeing the Captains perilOus position
one of toe guards fired upon Jackson aud
inflicted wound in his arm which caused
his death. The riot speedily subsidized. A
jury OF inquest said the killing was JUS
utiable and proper. For services rem
dered Mr.. Shubrick recommends that
pardOns be granted the following con
yicts: A. T. Keenan, of Ware county,
frank Mcbride of Muscogee county, sid
ney Carter OF ChattahOochee county, and
Henry Hatfield of Dade county.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-23

ColEatos New Soap
washes better and lasts longer than any
other. See big advertisement next
"Wednesday.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-23
1tduon.
STElUVAY PIANOS.

ssT'HFsE INSTRUMENTS are beyond all
Il competition" = the verdict IN every
part of the globe.
They contain over thirty-fve patents not
found in an, other Piano and have distauced
all competitors.
They are the only manufacturers in the
world who make every part Of their instru-
ments i'll their own factories, owning saw
mill, metal foundries and hardware works IN
Astoria, opposite New York. and factory
covering the entire block from Fifty second
to FifLy-thjrd streets. New York. Gold
medals have been awarded them in every in
stance where their in-truments have eN-
blted. Emperors. Kings and Queens, and
societies of arts have distinguished them over
every manufacturer on the globe.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-12-17

PRISE READY FOR THE
New York Editor-'sIs every
ready In cas- the Emperor Will
n should dieY Have all the neces-
,ry cuts been p~rocuredf"
Subordinate-''Yes, sir, we have
Ulem ALL"
Have we the cancer of the Crown
,tiince2o
1--WE. have, and an excellent like
ness."
shave we the Empress paralyzed
lower jawfn
ut came by special cable last night"
..And the withered arm Of Prince
William"
"We have had 1t three days. The
only thing lacking is the abscess in his
ear, and ! expect that tonight.
VERY well; tell Shyster to make out
an afldavtt to 100000 copies and have
it ready for the morning after"
WHY THE DocToR COULD NOT
CoME.-During a dinner Swift became
the subject Of conversation, and when
the ladies had retired one of them asked
Lady: "Who is this Dr.. Swift Can
l ask him to my partiesf"
"Hardiy So"
"Why notp"
'.Because he did a thing some years
ago which effectualIy prevented his ever
appearing again in society,""
"What was that?"
Why. be died about a hundred years
ago."
BEGAN ro LOSE REVERENCE AT
ONCE.-A very smali girl attended
church with her mamma, on the West
Side recently, and watched with much
interest tue passing Of the collection
plate, which was preceded by an earnest
appeal for liberal giving.
After reaching home, she came to her
mothers knee with q troubled face and
asked:
Mamma, what did that man want
the money fer?n
ITO help the Lord" was the an
swer.
"Oh. DEAR" said the little one, 81
never knew God was poor"
Mrs. G-'s little son came home from
school in a very diIapidated state the
other day.
"Howard,r she said sternly, ''you
have been fighting again"
81 know 1t, mamma" answered the
Dttle fellow manfully, ''but l didn't
Strike the first blow"
Are you telling the truth, How.
ardpn
"Sure pop, mamma . was the earnest
rfrlEu~Aasnss't believe me you
/, haoe No-rtl
Domestic ECONOMY APPLIED
ELsEwHERE.-The two-and. a-halt-
year.old WAS watching the fog effect the
cold h9h on his young breath and,
tickled 18th it, he was breathing his
lungs out.
What are you doing that for?" said
his mother.
"I'm blown the dust out of me-"
WHERE DIVORCES GROW ON TREES.
He lat q Chicago evening entertain
ment). .DO YOU know that very bril-.
liantIooking woman at the piano. Miss
Breezy"
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lady?"
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married twice"
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