Daily Yellowstone journal., 1887-10-20
AN evANescsNT PEOPLE.
Conservatism at a Discount In America
How Men and Times Change.

How Men and Times Change.
Conservatism is at a large discount in
this country, and ! think that is the
reason We are SO hard to please, as the
atrical managers will testify. One year
it is all comedy and farce, and we roar
at our fayorite actor going in and out OF
doors. delivering notes to the wrong par
ties and hiding under lounges, and the
next year We decline to indulge in more
than a weary smile, and prefer TO shud-
der at Wilson Barrett as Claudian. Then
| there comes an era of comic opera, and
we sit open mouthed listening to jingles
which the very next season we vote
idiotic.
Now. il can't he, you know, that a
thing can he good and bad. On the very
face of it, il must be evident that Pima
fore" for example, is just as musical
and witty in 1887 as it was ten years ago,
The change from good TO bad must be
due to the fiuctuating quality Of u al
legged minds, and it becomes us to inquire
into the cause. No such state of affairs
exists in any country outside of our own.
In Italy the opera iourishes year after
year, and the man who votes il n deuced
bore is guilty of high treason. In Ger
many there is no such thing as a ''revi-
val" Of Wagner, because he is always
with them, and in France the dear, de-
lightful, naughty comedies have been
played from time immemorial. The
constancy with which the Dutch stick to
the quaint kirmiss is proverbial, and
only equaled by the astonishing love OF
the Russian for his monthly fair.
We are constant in nothing, not even
in drinks. Absurd as it may appear,
there is a fashion in beverages. indie.
pendent of the seasons. The high col
Jared youth toy with brandy n year
and get fuddled on gin the next. One
winter everybody sips rum punch and
the mex day they take their whisky
plain. So in smoking. II used to be o
cigar, then came the deadly cigar. te,
and now pipes are the correct thing. l
cannot bring myself to believe that yodr
true pipe smoker would ever touch a
cigarette, except in anger. Nor do | be-
lieve that he would smoke a pipe on the
public pave. A pipe is Synonymous with
privacy, and the sacred rites are not for
profane eyes.
Let us consider jokes and funny say
ings. What can sound more inane than
"Shoo fly. don't bodder met Positively
nauseating; yet we all used to grin, gig
gle and roar about twenty years ago over
the saving. Further along. 10 say
''Shoot the hat" would conyulse every
body within hearing. w have II from
English authorities hat Walker was
once conducive to fun in the foggy
island. but how can we point the finger
Of scoru while we smile al ".Ah there
and Rats Able statisticians have
computed that the mere cost of print
ing the word chestnut in the columns
Of reputable newspapers amounted TO a
million dollars. A brief six months after
it was the epitome of pungent wit, and
now a person is abhorred as an unclean
thing who gives it vent, and its Use is
confined exclusively to English news
papers which have Just discovered it.
Not that this foolery is without its uses.
Many a man has confuted a philosopher
with 'chestnuts!' and disarmed a critic
with '%'rats!" Rejoinder is impossible to
such an exclamation. except il takes the
form Of a clinched fist. But what | want
to know is where the fun goes. and why
''rats.' isn't just as good a rejoInder this
year rs il was the last. II isn't as if we
were going through a process If evolution
and mounting upward to a point where We
would discard this ~tomfoolery and talk
like Boston people, because m senseless
gag is promptly succeeded by another
equally senseless. The good old express
sive anathemas will always held their
ground, but what nan can predict the
gag which will set the table in n roar on
or about the first Of next September?
Will it be sharp and s%ententious, like
''rats,' or will it I've long and argumenta-
tive, like What are you giving us, say;'
Will it be productive If fun or a iightl
Will it live forever or die next year: