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Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
MILK fever CURES.

Reu-edies That Have Been Tried with
More or Less Success.
The honest lover of the dairy is al
ways happy when he is giving to the
world any information that will in any
measure tend to eradicate OF ameli-
crate that dread disease, milk fever.
in the dairy. DR.. Mcintosh, professor
of veterinary science in the University
of Illinois. claims to have discovered a
prescription that, if faithfully and
heroieaIly followed, will in all eases
prove q remedy. At least such he
says has been the result in his prac-
tice. Here is the formula:
Ammonia aromatic. 10 o.
Spirit OF uitrons ether. -.................---3 OK
Mix this well and divide it into ten
doses. Three ounces are to be given
every half hour after the presence of
the disease is detected. After five
doses are given. then continue the
doses at intervals of one hour till the
balance is administered. Each dose is
to be given in half a pint of cold
water. Do not stop until all is given.
He also administers from one to one
and half pounds of EPSON salts.
with one ounce of ginger. the whole to
he dissolved in a hsk gallon of cold
water and gwen at sone dose. Also
max one and Sae-haf pounds of good
Mustard with warm water and rub
ovo- the loins, and cover with a rug
After doing this the animal generally
lies quietly for about eight or ten
hours. when she viii be able to get up.
She does not require airy after treat
ment If the medicine has been al!
given. If the animal seems conscious
and takes little food. hut is unable
to get s?. give the follexing for a
week if necessary: Nux ~omica in
drachm doses three times daily in
little gruel. The doctor says it is the
giving of this large quantity that cures
the animal. 1t is well to preserve all
such remedies and put them where
they can be found when wanted.
There is not hardly a dairyman in
the land that hiss not lost one or more
valuable cows with this disease, and
any remedy that will prove successful
in the majority of cases will prove .
boon indeed. and the wise man win
try all the remedies that appear res-
sonable until he finds something that
will give the necessary relief-Ames;.
oas DairymaA
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
RUNNING BIRDS
uAhlts of 1Aeoo Pretty eaa Pugnac3o1s
Llet1e Hir0o,

U1b1to 81 Theoo Pretty o00 Hu400c5000
Ilt&le Birds.
Perhaps the most remarkable feature
about the hunming bird is the intelli-
gence It displays in rendering its nest
inconspicaous. ANY nest taken at ram
dom il IN illustration. and will be
found almost entirely covered with bits
Of lchcn and other material, selected
mainly 70 give the nest the exact ap-
pearance of the branch to which it 10
attached, and in almost every case the
nimicry is complete.
At the time when the orange trees
are rich with blossoms, the groves are
replendent with these little birds, that
ere darling here and there. appearing
like great humble bees in the air.
About the bushes in every garden there
are always two or three dashing about,
and. small as they are. they are famous
for their fighting proclivities. Gener-
ally two engage in battle. Rising
high in the air. they fight fiercely. stab
bing each other with their powerful
little bills, often falling on the ground
and rolling over and over in the dust
In some of these contests one bird
will drop lifeless to the ground. to all
intents and purposes. and the other
will fly away. If now the bird is taken
up and examined its heart will be found
beating. and in a few moments the
black beadlike eyes will open and
away it will 60. In fact, the little
creature, finding that it was getting
the worst of it, had been ''playing
'possum" to escape.
Humming birds have been kept in
confinement, but it is quite rarely that
they live any length of time. The
question of their food is still mystery,
some writers claiming that they live
upon the sweet liquor obtained from
flowers; others. however, have found
insects in them, and probably the latter
constitute the greater part of their
food The little birds are often &C
credited with intelligence they do not
possess. Thus it is said that upon the
approach of rain the mother bird will
fasten leaf upon the nest SO that il
will form lid to the nest IS it were.
Som francisco Call
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
POOR COUNTRY ROADS.
A Reform That Ii Needed in Nearly
Every Rural COmmQnitY.

A Reform That Ii Needed in Nearly
Every Rural Community.
1t is, indeed. a matter of surprise
that, with sur rapid progress and i'm
proved methods in other directions, we
should still adhere to the ways of our
grandfathers in the matter of keeping
our country roads in repair. Any one
who has occasion to travel much by
horse and wagon between our villages
knows in what disgraceful state our
country roads are often found. This
is especially the case in the early
spring and after the farmers have
.'worked OUT their road tax by con-
'vertirg the ooee passable highway into
a rough, unes'en ridge of huMmOcks
and sod.
The fact is that psad-buiiding an&
rOad-repairing is a science, and an inn
portant science, too; and it it is ridic-
u!ous that work of such practical im-
portance should be Entrusted to men
who, however skilled and successful
they may be in their own department
of industry. know little Of the sorinci-
piles of surveying or scientific road
making. and whose only idea of nepair-
ing roadway is to pile. lot of.dirt in
the middle of the highway. until i be-
comes ridge of soil along the marrow
surface sf which teams hare to pick
sheir way. looking out for places to
PASS other teams without danger of
upsetting. 1t is false economy that
makes so many of our rural communi-
ties content to get along with poor
roads so long as they can save few
cents on the grand list. Think of the
waste in horSefesh, in the wear and
tear of vehicles, in time and
energy. which the saving at the spigot
brings about. Permanent good roads.
built to stay. would be far cheaper in
the long run. l: Is a reproach to our
farmers that they are not more in line
with the spirit of the times in this rs
spect. They are all the time applying
improved machinery and better meth
DDS in agriculture-why not in road
bailding? We are glad to say that In
some parts of Vermont there are signs
of awakening in this matter of roads,
but for the most part our rural commu-
mites still adhere to the primitive
usthoda-Bxrlisgton (Hk) ErsePfesa
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
Wa1than,
Dust Proof
Watches

were originally made for rail-
way men. whose service par
ticularly required an abso-
lutely tight closing case.
They have given entire
satisfaction, and their reputa-
ton has spread so rapidly,
that they have become the
standard Watches for Milfers,
Miners Lumbermen, Far
mers Mechanics, Engineers,
Travellers and others whose
occupation requires a watch
which is proof against dust
and moisture.
Over 10000 WALrHAM
PATENT DUST PROOF CASES
are now in actual use.
The WALTHAM were the
first PATENT DUST PRooF
CASES manufactured, and are
the only 0nes which COM
pletely exclude dust and
moisture from themovement.
They are far superior to
all others claiming equal
advantages.
Each genuine case is
plainly marked with the
name and trade mark of the
AMERICAN WALTHAM WATCH
COMPANY.
FOR SALE BY ALL FIRST CLASS
JEWELLERS.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
EVERY moment Of life il the seed Of 4
year. Whitehall Times.

MANY People refuse to take Cod Liver
Oil on account Of its unpleasant taste.
This difficulty has been overcome in SCOTS
Emulsion Of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophos:
phites. It being As palatable as milk, and
the most valuable remedy known Tor the
treatment of Consumption, Scrofula and
eases Of Children, Chronic Coughs and
Colds, has caused physicians in all parts OF
the world to use it Physicians report our
little patients take 1t with pleasure. Try
Scott's Emulsion and be convinced.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

In Foreign Countries,
As well as in that of its origin, Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters Is . remedy Of the utmost
popularity. In South America, the West
Indies, Guatemala, Mexico and Australia,
it y = highly approved preventive Of ma "a.
dyspepsia, liver complaint kidney and
bladder debility, rheumatism and nervous
ness. It has distanced competition here
and abroad. and its constantly increasing
sales point to q hmi.less enlargement Of its
sphere of benedcence in many continents
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
HOME, FARM AND GARDEN

HOMep ANN OG&O 0AoO6Ns
Don't try to mulch to save labor Of
cultivation as some do. and get vile
compound of straw and weeds Mulch
ing is often only the excuse of the shift
less gardener.-Farnsers' Reriesc.
III you wish to prevent weeds and
grass from growing on the walk ways
sprinkle kerosene oil freely. but be
careful nos to get it on the plants you
wish to grow along the borders.
-Soapsuds make Z special fertilizer
for celery, and where only a small
space can be devoted to that crop, as
in garden. all the soapsuds of the
house should be saved and applied
thereon.
One of the most absurd and mischier-
Gus errors of the day is that of the
father who gives to the SON destined
for farmer an education inferior 60
that he bestows upon the one des-
tined for = professionalism: Resley
P0ore.
-Fifteen-Minute Cake - Two cups
sugar. three eggs, enc cup milk, three
cups flour, three teaspoonfuls baking
powder, ono teaspoonful favoring.
Bake in four layers fifteen minutes and
use any kind of icing you desire
Cincinnati Times.
Only . mother knows the varied
discipline Of hopes and fears, and joys
and sorrows. through which a mother
passes to glory; for this IS the mothers
pathway, and she rarely walks on a
higher road, or one that may lead to
perfection.-Xrs. Prentiss
Wheel grease and all other grease
on cotton goods may betaken out with
cold, soft water and any good soap;
soft soap is best. In cases of long
standing wet the spot with kerosene
oil and Yet it soak for some hours, then
wash as before directed.
breakfast Rolls.-Take three cups
of sweet milk, one cap of butter, two
tesspoonduls of good yeast, and mix
with -four enough to make dough. Let
rise over night; in the morning add
one egg knead thoroughly and let It
rise again. When light make out in
rolls. place IN the pans, keep warm and
bake wlsenvery light Louisville Oo~r-
Scr
-Stewed Small Fruits.-Persons with
whom many of the small fruits, espec-
tally currents and strawberries, dis
agree when eaten raw, can eat them
with IMMUNITY if they are stewed- Al
lew from one-quarter to-one-half pound
of sugar to each pound of fruit, accord
certEng'to its acidity, and stew only
until done. This is an excellent way
to prepare fruit for children.-Demo,-
escs.
Those who follow the dairy inter
ests-the butter interests-have, &C
ooatling to a well known Massachusetts
2axyman, found in the Jersey and the
Guernsey the best butter cows They
will, in his opinion, make the most and
best butter. This dairyman, after re-
peated experiments, finds that the best
butter Is produced from one-haf der
sey and one-half Guernsey cream
UeUeldnd Leader.
BLACK ,CAKE-In this csfe fruit
nsay be used. or dried apples, twe'cups;
seak over might in a little water, chop
fine, size of peas. boil in cap of mo-
lssses. and stir frequently until pre-
served through. Beat three eggs, work
ore cup of butter and two cups of SUI
gx together. one-half cup of molasses,
one teasPoonful each of nutmeg. cloves
and cinnamon. five cups of -four
(daedge your fruit with it). enc cup of
sweet milk and one heaping teaspoon
full OF sOda.-Household.
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A Fiat Contradietion.

Some one has told you that your catarrh
Il incurable. It is not 90. DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy will cure it It II pleasant
to use and it always does its work thor
oughly. We have yet to hear Of . case In
which it did not accomplish . cure when
faithfully used. Catarrh is disease which
it Is dangerous to neglect A certain RENE.
dy Is at your command. Avail yourself Of
it before the complaint assumes . more
serious form. All druggists.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

wHArEvER name or designation Is gwen
to Fever and Ague, or other intermittent
diseases it is safe to say that Malaria or q
Eliminate the impurities from the system
and Q sure and prompt cure is the imme.
date result Prickly Ash Bitters Is the
safest and most effective remedy for all
hillary troubles, kidney diseases, and like
complaints that has ever been brought be.
fore the public. A trial is its best recon-
mendatiOn.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
Pleasant for pu,n,ev.

Come mp to the house. Dumley,"
said Robinson, land take dinner with
me-"
''Wiu Mrs Robinson expect me7''
mo. that's the beauty of it. Her
mother is paying Us . long visit and
Iwant to make the old lady mad. -
N. 7. Swn.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

HORRIBLE poisons and hereditary faint OF
children. See the July number Of Demo
rests Monthly Magazine for the recent
astounding disclosures Of science Of the
poisonous effects of alcohol as found in
wine, beer, whiskey, brandy, etc: Price q
cents. Sold everywhere, or address w.
Jennings Demorest, Is E. 18th St, N. Y.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

BECAUSE . sculptor makes busts Il q
reason for calling him q buster.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

A HIGH kicker-the $500 per night opera
singer.
He ate green cucumbefs:
They made him quite sick;
But he took . few Pellets
That cured him right quick.
An easier physic
You never will dnd
Than Piefces small " Pellets"
The Purgative kind.
Small but precious. 25 cents per vial
A SHOOTING star-Dr. Carver.-N T.
Commercial
The Best Disinfectant remedy for skin
irritations is Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, SOC. The best
Moves in tho best society-the fan
Farm Journal
II q cough disturbs your sleep take
Piso's Cure for Consumption and rest well.
A DISGUSTING afair-the snuH Of Q scan.
dal
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

OF human invention, the end Of tho nut
meg u greatef-kercAaas TyGHeser.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

TWINS are two Of kind with which it !.
generally unpleasant to be bluned-Esl
Rissr Adranoe
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

A cRRDIr.TABLE a6air-the dinner that
isn't paid Tor.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

A CASE Of long standing-my grand
fathers clock.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

THE stones that some people display fl
their aaser rings are moss-sgates-traordi
nary.
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Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28
LlNCOLN'S HUMOR.

AN AuteI60tluK AueCOOt0 4S040OS0 UY the
Late General Logan.
A public man, with the reputation of
telling good humorous stories. is made
to father all sorts of yarns, good. bad
and Indifferent. That was President
Lincoln's lot. He was father to SO
many poor stories, that many people
doubted if he was really the author of
the good ones attributed to him.
Among those doubters was General
Logan, and his skeptdcism continued
until he came into personal contact
with the genial humorist-
General Grant sent Logan from the
Western Department to Washington
with dispatches to be delivered to the
President in person. Logan reached
the capital late on Saturday night, and
early on Sunday morning called at the
White House. The servant said that it
was against the rules for any one to see
the President on Sunday.
'''Go upstairs and tell Mr. Lincoln
that Logan is here with dispatches
from General Grant" was the answer
which sent the servant of He soon
came back to lead General Logan up
to the Presidents private Office. Mr.
Lincoln was sitting in a chair, with one
foot ON a table, and his head thrown
back, while barber was shaving him.
':Sit down, and I'll talk to you in q
few minutes" said the President.
The barber, having finished shaving,
began rubbing the Presidents head,
and General Logan was looking at the
Presidents feet, which were badly
swollen. Mr.. Lincoln, seeing the look.
said: Eyes, they are pretty bad. They
remind me of a man in Sangamon
County, who made a bad horse trade.
The animal was in an awful condition,
but the farmer managed to get him
home. One of the neighbors met him,
two weeks after, and asked how the
new horse was getting on: oh, first
rate. said the farmer, he's putting on
flesh fast He's fat now up to his
knees That's my fix"
''Since them" said General Logan. in
telling the anecdote. II have accepted
as authentic, all Lincoln stories.
YOUTHS Companion.
A Lor with which every body iscontent-
lot Of money-Nes Age.
The heightened farmer is an authority on
matters pertaining to ARTILLERY.
4 WRITER wants to send US an article On
TRAP Shooting" Shoot the trap
WHY is bootblack like bee! He In
proves each shining hour.-Nes Ay&
the critic is q big man until he dieA Il
Is different with the poet-Judge.
SEE the man hole up the posti Is tho
post loosel No, the man is tight-Lys.
GA 1rr Of glass in the gutter viii shins |
brighter than q dime.-yudge
MANI are the men who would rather dyc |
than have gray whiskeTs.-Aerch0nt zrGS-
aicr.
The chief attraction about a miser Is his |
charming heirs.-Dxeutk Paragrapher.
THE biggest hotel may be considered thcI
greatest ina-convenience--L0r Cossjer. !
AsHr weights pound OF candles
GIVE man six feet Of earth and he will
take knell
TIE stones that some people display in
their aASer rings are moss-agates-traordiI
nary.
TWrSS are two Of kind with which it lsf
generally unpleasant to be bluded Fell
Riser Adroxok
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1887-07-28

A Wy did ho leave Lam ct
Why, be saw that Laura was . laaeuish.
Ing, delicate girl, subject % sick headaches,
oenSitivo nerves and uncertain temporS ;
and moving what . lie long trial u . fret,
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