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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-28
Cine befcnbere Nei9mn8 su maIas
rtfdbeu 3eiDeu.

Menldsn, beren Blut biiuu, bereu Ssroau'
uua fhmad unb beren 9ebsr trdse 1T, fino ben
anfdaen Der Ma!aria beioubers ausseiett.
Die serinsfs BIositeIIuns fam uutsr ioIdsn
llmaanben einsn !lorper ansreifen, Der. uenn
CT seiuno mare, oem Miasma uiberfehen
piirSe. Die en;iss art unO Beiie, hd bor
WaIaria in gsssnoen, in bensn iie bcrbsrridt
su f6iten, beifebt BARN, bae man ben aorper
iraitiat unb in Stbnuna brinst, inoem man
cine sefdpa6ts gerbauuns auibehert, bas
8lut aufrifdt unb Der 6alenaus fdeiouns ei'
men seiunhen anitOS sebt. Dieie &eiultate
perben burd fein anberes Wittel 10 fiber ct.
reidJt, oils burd Sofetters Waeenbit.
ters, meides iia burd lanss Grfabruns ais
bas ;uperldffsite Sdubmiitel, Opis aud oils
bas bette beiImitteI ssssn Gieber uno abnIide
eeiben erpisisn bat. Sas Bitters if fernsr
elm auss aeidnstes Stdrtunssmittel Der Sarn'
oraane unb elm pirtlamss barntreibenbes Mit.
tel. peld,ss aus oem Blute oil bic i4arfen In
reiubeiten ausI&sioet, bic ben GrunS gu rbsu'
matil4m esiben lesen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-28

FEST. PR0GRAMMs

Treitas ben 15.s
gOrmittas: Teriaumiuns Der Sdnser
In ber Eurnhalle. @rSBer nm5u8
nit Der. ct. Eruppen, Wfili5 3cul'
pasnien unb giSil. @eieli@aften, Sdn'
germ, @iffen, Teuerrehr u. |. %.
gSa&mittae: Pienie i'm Gan Yeoro Horf.
Hbenbs: @cmmers ia Der Eurubaue.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-28

- Sur6 9errell, 2aufman Co.,
paiiirten mebrere Jamilien, iuel6e aus
bem bon Der Siirre betrofnen Oifrift
fortsesanseH unb auf oem Wese mad
Ofs1eras maren.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-28

- 9as Observation-Disclosures bat ben
8ei9luB angenommen, baB es in Golge
Der 3abIrei6en Seriidte. melde iiber
bic abi6suli9e unb perbre6eriide Der.
waltung Der Srrsnanitalt i'm umIauf
iinb, nDtbig 1T, Elm llnteriu6ungsfo'
mite ein3uieben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-28

= Sn ben trodenen Difriften euts
lang Der Seras paeific Babn bat es
Fart sereenet. Der Regen erfredt fi@
bonn fernen Wefen bis nod Sarrant
EOuutn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-28
0as Gausmittel ionber 0leidem.


sd babe eimmous eiber @esuIator
Ianss Sabre binbur6 sebraudt uuo 60 ,f
bas ein,iee Sausmittel seipsien. behen MIR
uus beoienteu. au6 neine Wutter mar
Iebr etnsenon,men fiir bies WitteI. es if
cine auberIdfiiat. peil fi6er tuirtenSe We'
bittn BEL allen St6runyen bts gerbauungs'
fniteuss unb fein pauptpsrib beitebt oa'
tn, 9ranfbeiten tu perptn'
bern. SD pRege 60 Glen nieinen Grenn'
ben an einpfetIsn unb iperoe aud in 5u.
tuuft fcrtfabrtn, Sies ;u tbun.~
Sfep. Saues Wa. Rouins,
g3oifor an Der GHol. gfetbobiifenfirde in
GairfeIo, ga.
Waon iport 3eit nnb DoctcrsR sRe&uun'
aen, ueun riap iuauier Simmons Liver
Regulator i'm Sauie fahrt.
Sd, snbe, bob SIMMONS LIVER Re-
GuIAToR bas Bette GamilieumitteI if,
aeoen eeibeu aIIer Art, pie SERBIAN.
unasfdpd&e RoIit Diarrbos
ecbbrenuen uub 0aIIisfeit.
Bon alien bieleu 2eiben beridafft ber &c.
Der ResuIator idnsIIe nno ii4ers absulte.
Benn Id febr fnbfantisl ia Aosne &C.
ssleu babe, paese td boz BEN Snbstfe'
eeben tiueu TbesIoffel Scu bsii.lbsn tu mir
su uebmen nnb i'd bleibe oann bon 1eoem
WefibI bes llnbeboeeus befrett."
Spib @. Sparfs,
Gr Mahor por @ason, "a.
s~ Der ein3ise i4te 2etsr ReeulatO'
trdet unlere SanbeIsmarte % born auf
BEN llmi1Iag.
+. H. Zeilin & Co.
alIeiuiss eiseutbimer, philadelphia, pa.
Treis $1.00.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-28

Dpmnerisaa ben A.:
Tormittas: probe Der Wafen4Srs i'm
Opernbauie.
WaAmittas: W Watinee i'm Opern'
bauie.
abenbs: Ron3ert i'm Opernhanie.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
DEATH to anarchists.
what Foraker rhink.ofIt

From sn Interview in G. lneinnau Enquiry
"Governor, what is your majority in
the state
"Well / don't know: but the reports
indicate That 1t will be 5000 to 35
OOU"
"Do YOU regard this as persona
victoryY'
"Wcil, / can hardly say \ personal
fight was made on me from the day
OF my nomination until the day Of the
election
CHOW, what significance sttache.
to yes erdAy's result in this state"
o. hardly grasp YOU question"
"What mean by this, does the re-
suit OF yesterday make it eccS-ary to
name the republican csr didate for the
presidency irom the state of Ohio:'
have no doubt Of it,"
Governor, you will receive the
support OF the ohio delegation in
the republican paEioual convention -
Well, | have no idea or course
we have indorsod Senator sherman
but probably the best index is yesLer-
day. returns
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
Don't Lik Is II.

From the Chicago Herald
John Sherman is aot delighted at
the brilliant ascendency of Foraker
star-why should he be! Ohio her
self, now that she has taken Benny tor
better, for worse, does not seem over
ioyed in the unnatural union. Tins
recalls the story OF the Alsstion wo-
man at the confessional. Gather" she
said, 81 have been guilty of mortal
sin; | have married Prussisn -
"keep him, my dau.hter,' responded
the holy msn; Give with him that is
your pensnCe"
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

From the Chicago Herald
y copy ofthe esteemed and cleunly
NV York ,leraId(published in Paris
ha been received. 1t con aims the
thrilling ANNOUNCEMENT that on Octo
Der :, Mt the Greek church, Moscow
road, by Rev. Archimandrite Plaisas
and Rev. Mo7covski7, George. young
est son of the late Count llamburiari,
OF Corfu, was married to Caterina,
second daughter OF Elstratius Potro
cochlno--'o say nothing of great
deal of other uselnl and timely infor
nation.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
AsNeITileY Know MOI

From the New York Herald
Miss Ethel Mortlock, an engli, n
artist, Is to come to America aud
paint sportrait of Mrs Cleveland.
Does this mean that there is no Amer
lean brush capablesof dong the sub
Ject justice Chicago JOurnal, Oh,
no. 1t merely means that American
painters despair OF doing Justice to
the sitter. They have.seen her; the
English artist hasn't.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

the cheapest and delivers promptly,
tor cash only.
The nights are getting cooler, but
the "festive skeeter" still remains.
He'll 90 though if you use Maddin's
Mosquito Mixture. 25c bottle guar
inteed. WILLIS " 60.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
Let us tell the truth and shame the

Let US tell the truth and shame the
devil.
TIE Statesman thinks Coke will be
sustained by the people, and that the
passions OF the campaign having sub
sided the sober second thought will
oil be in favor of the great stalwart.
THERE will be no more anarchy in
this country to speak OF, for some
time. Most must be sent away
though
THE next campaign will furnish, if
possible, more correct idea of the
strength OF prohibition than the laet.
THE next senatorial race will be a
most interesting one indeed, ii the
present situation is maintained.
The Gazette must have II hobby. 1t
was free-grass once 1t is now "sor-
ghum.'
TIE government must, and shall
be preserved.
DEATH to anarchists
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

Mr.. JOHN II, LU>sFORD has
bought the Bolton Daily News and in
modest card assumes control. Bel
ton is abundautly able to support q
dsily and we trust she will yield the
News good one. Mr.. Lunsford 10
one OF the most talented and promis-
ing young Journalists in Texas and
has it in him to make very spright-
ly and useful paper out OF the News,
and we hope to see him put out his
best enorts.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
Ancestry ro.terIty.

From Inc Piitseurg Dispatch.
Mgr. Seton says: "Gentlcman have
ancestors" so they have Monsignor
SO they have. The mischief of it Is,
so many of them have no descendr
ants
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
The Texarkana Times prints the
following and it is dead right:

A'o ENAhi EK Is "feruenst' Roger Q Mills.
Inc Times must confess that Il ha. failed TO
see anYthlnS In THE ExAAINEK 10 give rise
to the Impression. THE EIAEINFR has al
ways been sieAdfast friend to bold Roger
and IS doubtless that same to-day. II THE
EXAMS tR has knife up It's sleeve il 10 not
to slaughter MIL, With, we don't think.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

THE Advert Courier, ever bright, crisp and
Intelligent, shou d slough the patent side and
run Asmalle; paper, II the larger won't pay.
Let It be ali home print I hits tLsiott OF
union man We are. The pstent side business
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
Rolling the Stream

From he Milwaukee Journal.
lie who muddles the stream Of life
should not complain if forced to drink
the dirty water
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

The excessive drouth for two
years past has not prevented the
Waco Water company from giving
us an abundance Of pure, good water
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

STEPHENS county has already gath
ered $4,000 bushels of pocans, and
there are more to come.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

ALL disregsrders of law must be
,lealt with severely. This is the death
knoll OF anarchy
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

FROM he Prov ldence Journal.
Cannot the scallop and the quahaug
have some slight touch ofaid from the
fostering hand of the national govern
ment?
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

The Yves. End Drug Store still
holds its own. Prescriptions prompt
ly and carefully compounded.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

ALI the California towns are max
ing frantic efforts to catch share OF
he in-nowing tide of Immigration
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

From the Petersburgh Index Appeal
AS for old Virginia she is all
right.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

f. II. BLAsHFIELD, the well known
painter and his wife, who have been
frequent residents and close students
at Florence, have contributed to the
Christmas ocribne; Is, a delightful pa
per, associsting some of the most
picturesque features of that city, with
the scenes of George Elliots famous
romance "Romola.' Mr.. Blashtield
has made sixteen beautiful drawings
to illustrate il.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

%IN the Mopcetie Panhandle is
found the modest law card of our old
friend, Mr.. L. e.. Senter, formerly OF
the Fort Worth Gazette. The name
hath familiar look, but the connec-
ton in which it appears seems un-
natural, 1t should be at the head of
some good, live daily paper. In this
case, we fear Grst-cla1s journalist is
spoiled to make a plain, Flooding
lawyer.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

TuE BRENNAN Banners new editor
Is good one.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
uergedinut. Alter Foo

From the Colorado Editor Lately Marr,sd.
We are no longer we we are MS.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
TOPAZ"

Flor sale by:
MORRISON, KlsHER Il CO..
CASTLES. MORRISON eco
J. Z. SEARS.
" l.. TUCKER.
W. A WILL NNl~ON \ co
". Il COLGGS
a. +, Teller.
CT. sP0oNER ( co.
j. B. WILLIS 4 90
J. b. CORNISH
BEHRENs i CASTLES.
WhDiess t Agen,
sl0l Per Bottle.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

f. running leg innate journalism Waco e.
nmiuer
Tl,t. on time rlts E1AN>Er Is ON thu
reattrack We have cen 10 the newspaper
.-iue.- iu 1e>ss about lor'y >eafs' and have
never touui any room tme on use fot paien'
.,,ie-orpIttc matter 4 usn hat can . MAKE
his own priut ouAhtt0 sell oui 70 soi"ebHdy
who c.u. and ac.ty or town that cau't or
,out support a home. made paper don Z need
sgy paperatal. Al any rate this Is our way
Of looking nj 1t, and eact upon that titu.-
Tyler Democrat
Ir does us great deal of good TO be
Able 10 "a, something at times which
the Democrat will approve. 1T doesn t
seem to like The EXAMINER on gem
eral principles, ard we assure it there
i no love lost &C s.l, at all. but ike
the Democrat, we do not see why it
can't say good thing on occasion,
and aging it, friend or foe shall al
w4y have due credit in these col
umns. 1t is a fact, however, that the
patent side business is the bsne of the
new spaper business in this country.
4 newspaper which honestly reflects
the public sentiment of tde local vi
cinity, is filling the highest mission OF
the press, aud it can't do that i'll any
sense when its matter is prepared and
it is made up, rs u type aud senti-
ment both, by meu who live hun
drcd- of miles AVA !. has another
Objectionable feature. II injures the
printers and destroys their chance tor
profitable employment.
"a. f.,,f,.ntrcyt var, camp,,yn WIN he
acrimonious enough t. suit even Mi Tom
/ you and vour elm me working hard ENOUGH
..',t.,, ~, .s,,.,,co n,r,hi,,.
| u" i''' 81 ~ q" 'N' 'e
10 sPeaN u ou' 'UcN'" 'ne 'e'l,'' are "a us
lu- al your P"HS V''o''"s NJ" 'Nf ION
bonheI may care 10 " III neN, SeSt we 40 NOT
Know p"' II ne o" u, iCNH Az M you Il D.
' 'N'', leA' "! I''" '''A' ''' "'' 'e'
IIsI h., Yee tb,v do Iauoh and 81
ooodlv uumher ~. them )sughed with
no lost sumnor % 900 mora thar
Ianohod AGAINST NJ. That's what vou
aleosntlv and tr1thfuuv call "nuuv
coyort,pg,,s IL # Won d,n,t Know
how far Tom wil. car. to on IN noxt
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

a DEAD anarchist is tar safer than a
live one.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

THE coming summer will be the
hottest, politically speaking, we have
ever had i'll Texas All the signs
pretend.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

WACO, TENAS, NOV. Is, 1887.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

SHORT shrift for anarchy.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

EASTERN oFrIcn -.
Tribune Building, New York, n T., C
Bookwith, Manager.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
SPECIAL NOTICE .

Tux ExAElNrR will not be held respon-
a,hlo for debts contracted BY employees except
spOu written order signed by the business
aanHger
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
KIDNEY PAINS

AEsA with their Weary dun. acb,,, fl.
~ nn or i. ia ,,,n,, by '4S cn,i sass
! NS\ MY pain -nhi0ing p!e..', 1f'l 81
I 81 y iutc y uu Va lei As Al, "a, Abe,
Gus aud inidIiolc elri Iote IL, p.n d. 'Ssli'r.
non N,hfhe~s ill druggists >, 'lli'
i've for SLID, or p"- - rec, II poT1ssS1 Cent
ASH tUENlCAt CO ''n,'on. Mas, Il Dsgs
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

Oysters at Daughtrsy's.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

Mosl's plea that Liugg was muir
lcrcd 10y the jailors at Chicago, is the
most a,rocious thing which has been
said in a century This entities Most
90 the crown of martyrdom.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18
GRAND RRoTHnRS E7roIorie''

argeSt Sample Rooms in the State Everything Convenient Of VoIn
In Texas Corner
ll- tliltsl f34tlI .31'4.''."'
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

Entered at Po.tofioe at W AGO Tex, as sec.
sud-clAss small matter.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1887-11-18

~ prayer will reach the clerk Of
the weather, and dash the tears from
mis- eyes, let every praying man down
and at it. We need it now, if ever,
and the iuncture will Justify extreme
measures, beyond doubt.
The News is i'll favor OF iessting all
She prominent men who come to
Denison as means of advertising the
Gown. Nou let that impression get
abroad once and youll have to keep
up pubic table ali the time. The
great viii flock there, even Bill Sterett
and Barney Gibbs will frequently
visit Denison, and they are eaters
from away back too. Shake yenson
pasty at Bill and he'll have the buck
fever for month.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-04-30
Notes from the Mouse.
NeXa and 9tnckman.

News ana stockman.
I. B. Parsons, the manager at John Nc
Kelvey's ranch, has been granted letters
patent for his straw bucking apparatus.
The water in the river is rising very
rapidly and it is expected every day that
it will come over the banks. The bridge
at Martin Rosecrans' place is rendered
useless for tho present, and Coulon's
ferry is the only available crossing. ALL
the settlers owning hay meadow on the
bottom rejoice at the prospect of high
water, as last season was 10 dry that an
overflow is needed this year to make
good hay.
Here is an extract from a letter writ
ten at Alburg, VT, March Is: 1.-THE wind
is blowing q hurricane from the north
west and there is three feet of snow in
the woods" The poor people of the east
have had much to contend with the past
winter, and the rush for the promised
land of Dakota is consequently greater
this spring than was ever known before.
If there is any nj thing more thar an
other that Towner needs just at present,
it is the establishment of a bank. A large
amount Of business is transacted here
now, and this is bound to increase a
thousandfold the present season. All the
banking business done by Mouse river
settlers 10Y has to be transacted at Devils
Lake, eighty miles distant. This is too
far for our people to 20 whenever they
have to visit the bank, and we should and
must have q homo institution.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-04-30
A MICS "Reforner."

Tho closing days Of tho last session of
the legislature witnessed scenes and
incidents that o~utriyaled the famous
Doodle Ordway, and should place Gov
ernor Church on a par with that noted
dictator and boodler. Our present dem
ocratic governor seems Immediately to
have become transformed into . mogul
thrice the size of the belligerent car, and
it was certainly a pretty lesson in politics
that he gave for tho benefit Of his wild
western constituents. With the pose Of
an ancient autocrat he sat in his chair,
veto Ratchet in hand. and tweaked and
twisted tho nose Of tho members of the
legislature until he finally inau9urated
complete submission. Bills giving the
governor extra hire, complete control Of
thousands of dollars of militia money
and other Doodle perquisites were forced
actually forced, through both houses
through fear that he would veto the ap-
preparation bills and leave the territory
stranded on a high rock. And the goy-
ernor was not at all backward about his
little schemes. Oh. NOT He carried
matters with a high hand aud virtually
bluned the people of Dakota into paying
him thousands of dollers during his lease
of Office.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-04-30
Prediction.

Connected with the great earthquake
period Of 1912, already mentioned,
occurred one of the romances of Ameri-
can history. 1t vas the lucky predic.
ton of the great earthquake that made
the fame of Tecumseh, the celebrated
''Indian False Prophet" and led to the
uprising of the Creek Nation and tho
bloody Indian war that followed. 'Te-
cumseh" was a Shawnee warrior, and
first appeared among the Seminoles in
Florida and the Creeks in Alabama and
Georgia as early US 1910, endeavoring
TO form them into a confederacy, whose
aim it was to rise up against the whites
in the northwest and exterminate them,
He failed, and on the breaking out of
the val with England in 1912 entered
the service of the British and again set
out to STIR up sedition among the SOUTH
ern Indians. He had been told BY the
English when q comet would appear,
and he told his excited Indian hearers
that at q certain time they would see his
arm stretched out over the sky on fire,
and that he was going to Detroit to pre-
pare them tor their rising against the
Americans. When the proper time
came he would strike the ground with
his foot 20 hard that no would shake
down the houses in their head CITY.
He left the Greeks, and ut the time
when he promised to smite the ground,
strange to say. came the great EARTH
quake. All the territory bordering on
the gulf was agitated. The ground of
Alabama trembled like an aspen, while
from the earth came terrifying rumbles
and groans. The town Of Toockabat-
cha, the capital Of the Creeks, was shak-
en- to ruins, and as the earth heaved
and shook the frightened Indians al
from their dwellings, crying: "Tecum-
sch is at Detroit! Tecumseh is at De-
troit! We feel the stamp of his footr'
At the same time the comet appeared in
the heavens. This was too much for
the superstitious Creeks. They rose to a
man, and. after two years of sanguinary
fighting, they were = Defeated and
ruined nation. Tecumseh was killed
in the battle On the Thames in Canada
(Oct: 5. 1879 by American troops I'M
der the command of Col. Richard NJ.
johnson Of Kentucky. Tecumseh, who
was serving in the English ranks, com.
,manding q band of Indians. was car
ried off the field by followers and
buried. no one knows where-Boston
Herald.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-04-30
Merely a Figure Of Speech.

"This habit of yelling and bowling
seems a very common practice among
American ladies and children. Can it
be the war-whoop of your aboriginal
predecessors upon your native soil hand
ed down as an American ear-markP l
was once a guest at an elegant soiree in
an Illinois town of 10000 inhabitants.
The house was sumptuous. SO was the
hostess. so the guests. At supper tho
charming daughter of the house remark
ed to me: Mi. Taurus. if you don't see
what you want just yell for it, Then
there was that pretty Philadelphia bride
who told us how horribly embarrassed
she felt in going into church to BE- mar
RED two weeks before. L told Ned l
knew I could not do it, she prattled; 4
knew that when the clergyman came
to the word obey l should roar right
out, and if l didn't roar l should squall!
Did you roar or did you squallp' asked
Johannes. Neither answered the
lovely girl. i waited until we returned
to the carriage. and then I just howl
ed!"-Art Age.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1887-04-30
Telling Tall Stories.

One Of the many rainy days this
week, and at an hour when 1t was pour.
ing the hardest, one of Roundout's ab.
sent-minded clorgymen met . parish
Toner on Wurts street, Roundout, and
the following amusing conversation en-.
sued. Said the clergyman: Good
morning, MI. -; lovely day, isn't
itP" EYES," said the other; "it's charm.
ing" The two then went their differ.
ent ways, but Mr.. - had only proceed.
ed q few steps when he turned hastily.
and looking after the minister said:
':B'gosh, the minister is taking leave Of
his senses If he calls this q lovely day,
and by the Lord Harry! I'm a. big q
whooper myself, for I said 1t was q
charming day. and here's the rain com
Ing down in bucketfulS -Kin1sson
freeman.