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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

There are men who wear corsets. It
Is generally known that for some time
individuals Of that mental caliber have
existed in limited numbers. 1t remained,
however, for the present style of big
legged breeches to bring US still another
caper for the 'daft" young men. The
boys have taken to wearing hoopskirts.
1t takes a hoop for each leg and the hoops
fasten at the hips. They are used to
keep the big-legged breeches in shape.
Bustles will probably come next and
then we may expect to see the too utterly
too-too young men with birds in their
hato
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
-cause of Unframed Servants.

Cause of Unframed Servants
Omaha Bride-'.Dear me. you don't
seem to have the first idea about cook
inc" New Girl-''You see. ma am.
I haven any one to show me" why
don't know any thing about it. You
ought to know, you said you had had
ten years experience. Eyes, ma'am.
but I've alters lived with young mar
r:ed leddies like you an every one ov
,em was as big Ounce as you are
about things. "-Onaaha World.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

In health, the kidneys enlarge, are partly
paralyzed, and finally dwindle in disease.
Whatever be the cause of their inactivity, it
is, if disregarded for any length of time, the
precursor of their destruction. The requi-
site amount of stimulus to arouse and keep
them active and healthy is afforded by Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. It is also benign
regulator of the bowels and liver, super
tonic for the stomach, and checks malarial
disease and rheumatism.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
"A Good Investment

is that which yields large returns from. a
small outlay Reader, the way is clear! No
speculation, no chance, big returnsl If you
where a weakness-don't feel at all times
just as you'd like to-headache to-day, back
ache tomorrow, down sick next week-all
because your blood is out of order. A small
outlay and what large returns You invest
in DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
and soon pure, fresh blood courses through
your veins, and you are another being!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
Great Legacy

to bequeath to your children, is strong,
clean, pure onstitution-bettert than wealth,
because it will never prove a curse. You
can not give what you do not possess, but
mothers will find in DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription a wonderful help-correcting
perfect condition, so that their children, un-
tainted, shall rise up to call them biessedi
There is not druggist in all the land
But always keeps a stock ON hand
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

r. W. TANsILL & Co., Chicago:
Your "Tansill's Punch'' SC cigar is be-
coming more popular every day. Cigar
drummers don't bother us any more.
HUGO ANDERSEN, Beaver, Pa.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

Ask any one who has used DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets as to their mer-
its. They will tell you that pimples, blotches
and eruptions disappear; that Constipation
that breeder of disorders-is relieved; that
the appetite is restored that the whole sys-
conception by these little wonderworkers.
Being purely vegetable, they are perfectly
harmless; being composed of concentrated,
active ingredients, they are powerful
Purge and purify the system and disease
will be unknown. Of all druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

A BALLOON is like boom. It initiates
easily. rises very high, and nooo ~ is hurt
until it comes down, and then IT wrecks
alike the just.and the uniust.-PhitcdetoaiG
T1u
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
Living Witnessesi

WHEREIN are policeman and rainbow
alikef Both are tokens of peace and usu-
ally appear after q storm.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

NEVER scald your breath in other PEG
ple's broth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

ONE reason why SO few men are heroes
to their Wallets is because so few men have
Wallets.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

A COMPLETE Toilet Service always in
cludes Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, SOC. The best.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

A LARGE head IS sign Of brains, but a
big head is sign Of folly.-Philadelph
Call
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's EyeWater. Druggists sell it25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

WHEN singers throat is raw you can't
expect her songs to be well done.-PGts-
buroh Chronicle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

THE best cough medicine is Pisos Cur,
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. Csc
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

A GOOD name and bad character are
aot common bedfellows.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
EDUCATIONAL.

A WISE man follows his nose; fool fol.
lows his don't knows.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28


VINIOS COLLEGEof LAW. Chicago. Fall Term be-
u gins Sept a. For circular add. II. Booth Chicago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
| DELICATE
| DISEASES.

To those acquainted with our
to say that the Invalids' Hotel ,
branch establishment located at !
England, have, for many years, (
the most largely patronized and
the world for the treatment an,
arise from youthful indiscretions
We, many years ago, establish,
treatment of these diseases, unC
the most slKillful physicians and
that all who apply to us might re
Council of the most experienced
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

LEARN TEL EERApHY R.R. Agents business ness
chance ever offered Ad J. D. Baowx Mgr, sedaIia, Mo-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
| KIDNEY
| DISEASES.

ton of patients. who can,
successfully treated at {
practice of chemical analysis q
the urine in our consideration o
diagnosis, in which our institnt
naturally LED to a Very extensive
organs. Probably no other inst
largely patronized by suffers fro
and world-famed Worlds Dispe
specialists have acquired, throul
great expertness in determining
and. hence, have been successful
for the cure Of each individual C
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
CAUTION.

made (which can only De aEcerta1
microscopical examination OF the
curative In one stage or condition
In others. We have never, therefor
for general sale through druggist
diseases, although possessing very
well from an extensive experience
full course is to carefully determine
each case by chemical and mic
urine, and then adapt our medicine
ease and condition of our patient.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

affecting the liver and other
tons to the process of diges
infrequently mistaken by DO
maladies, and treatment is en-
disease which does not exist.
of the Digestive Organs will
ten cents in postage stamps.
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We OFFER
| No APOLOGY.

diseases contract thel
on doing good and a
we cannot imagine.
than most honorable
we cannot understan
afhict mankind there
general practice kno,
heretofore, to treat vii
all applicants who are
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

By original system of diagnosis chronic
suation While always glad patients, and
famarze them with system of treatment have not
with which scientists enabled to deduce
almost miraculous if in the light of the early
example, the electromagnetic telegraph the
invention Of the Is it not marvellous degree OF accuracy
cable nearly three thousand miles long Our venerable
thoroughly familiar with
the hayward elements of nature that accurately
He washington and forei
weather will be in Florida New York well if
hundred miles between
places named. And all departments of modern science
80 s required knowledge
SIGNS OF
DISEASE h and this
of chronic diseases without seeing and personally
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

the home physicians) has
specialists. Rooms for I,
vate. Send ten cents in
on Diseases of Women, i
colored plates Q60 pagcS)
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STRUCTURE.

of inexperienced physicians and surgeon
urinary fistulae, and other complications
skill of our specialists Is proved by Gu
frated treaties on these maladies, to whic
thrust this class of cases to physicians
dangerous proceeding. Many man has
DONG while thousands annually lose the
freafInent,. Send particulars of your cas-
for a large. illustrated treaties containing
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
| WONDERFUL
| SUCCESS.

constituted 8 leading branch of
and Surgical Institute, and, beinl
Inquiries for a complete work on
Inaladies, written in a style to be
lished a large Illustrated Treaii!
sent to any address on receipt OF
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28
COMMON SENSE AS APPLIED TO MEDICINE.

pamphlets on nervous diseases, any one of viii
ten centsin postage stamps when request for tt
with statement of q case for consultation, so
which one of our Treatises to send.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-28

We offer no apology 10
attention to this neglect,
believing no condition I
wretched to merit the
services of the noble pro
heloYfp MANY who sI,ffor
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-07-22

two years ago, and il mas worked very satisfac-
torily. Superintendent Sherwood traces the ex-
emption from accidents this road, in large
measure, to this method of train dispatching, as
the dispatchers have reason to complain OF
overwork or excuse for being careless.
The prospect that there is to be general pas
senger rate war brightens on all Sides The
running of excursion trains to Niagara Falls
then there is trouble in the Chicago and Ohio
given between Indianapolis and Chicago 1t is
not unlik kelly that passenger rates between Cnl-
cago and New York, Boston and Philadelphia
of the round trip excursion tickets which have
recently been sold in Chicago. Report has 1t
that the Vanderbilt and Grand Trunk lines sold
over SOC, 900 of these tickets, while the Penn
sylvania and the Baltimore 81 Ohio sold none.
and they practically unlimited they Will
drift into the hands of the scalpers
On one of the Indianapolis roads one Of the
most popular passenger conductors was3recently
discharged for not making out his returns SO
perfectly as the rules OF the company demand.
The amount of money paid in was all right but
the conductor failed to put in division point
between the dollars and cents, some other
trihing matter. In speaking of this dismissal,
one of the general officers of the road dropped the
suggestion that a suspension of thirty days and
pay during the time would have been better
for the road and certainly for the conductor,
who to-day does not know for what reason he
was discharged, and who, while innocent stands
branded in the eyes of those who are not posted
to the manner things are done on that road,
as being dishonest man.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-07-22
General and MISCELLANEOUS.

The Canadian Pacific is exhibiting one of its
new trains, complete, in Boston.
The Lackawanna people will open stock-yards
for their own road in Buffalo. n. Y. in conse-
quence of the Vanderbilt lines forcing them oat
Of the present yards in East Buffalo
Almon Drake. master mechanic of the Ver-
mont Valley road, died on Sunday last, aged
sixty-six years. Mr.. Drake ran ailocomotive on
the Boston d Albany road for thirty years.
remarkably fast train has been put to
run between New York city and the heart of the
Adirondack mountains over the New York
Central and the Rome, Watertown g. Ogdens-
burg roads.
The purchasers of the Georgia Central have
held several meetings in New York recently,
with the object of arranging some plan for oper-
atng the road to better advantage not only To-
cally, but with its connections.
The proposition to build extension Of the
Chicago & Alton road from Bowling Green Mo-,
TO Little Rock, Ark, is looked upon with favor
by the O. 81 A. people. This line would tap five
large roads in Arkansas and give Little Rock
nearly an airline to Chicago.
reorganization of the Wisconsin Central
road has been effected by the formation of a
new company under the same title 1t is pro-
posed to purchase securities sufficient TO control
the Penokee road, the Packwauke & Montello
line, and the Minnesota. st. Croix g. Wisconsin
road.
Employees in the Atchison, Topeka & Santa
Fe shops good deal exercised over a report
which has some foundation, of a general reduc-
ton in expenses, involving cut in wages by re-
duclng the number of hours of labor from 25 to
SO per cent. Nearly 1000 men will be affected
by the reduction.
1t is stated that the June earnings of the Mis-
souri Pacific road will exceed those of June,
1885, by $3.50, 600. Every available the
system is kept busy. Since the first of the year
the number of holders of Missouri Pacific stock
has increased 260 From this it would seem that
stock is thought to be good Investment
c. c. Wheeler. general superintendent of the
Northwestern road. gave notice on Wednesday.
that NJ. Hopkins had been appointed superin-
tendent of the Iowa division, with headquarters
at Boone, Ia, vice III. g. Burt, transferred to
other duties. George F. Bldwell has been ap-
pointed superintendent of the Northern Iowa
division, with headquarters at Eagle Grove Ia,
vice NJ. Hopkins, transferred above both ap-
pointments to take effect July %.
The Chicago & Rock Island road is testing an
anti-frlction journal. The journal box consists
OF six ant-friction rolls ten inches in length.
held apart by what known cages. Through
the center of each of the rollers a pin
shaft which is held firmly in position by
ming through ring surrounding the axle and
works on the outer end of tie roll and around
the pin which passes through the center of rhe
roll in series of small rolls which the larger
rolls work over. The end thrust is taken up by
n ball held by casting on the extreme end of
the shaft.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-07-22
Central Traffio A ssociation Affairs.

The freight committee of the Central Traffic
Association which convened at Commissioner
Blanchard's Office, in Chicago on Wednesday
and Thursday, have completed the labor they
were called together for. The Pennsylvania
Company presented its proposed figures, namely,
changed rates to various points with view of
securing rates to points affected, regardless Of
any scale. The subject being carefully consid-
cred, the Pennsylvania Company agreed to with
hold the proposed mileage scale. and to adopt
practically the tariff agreed on by the Chicago
committee, to take effect July /. with some few
changes; and the freight committee recommend
81 that the local committees at the different
cities agree upon tariffs from those cities in &C
,ordance with the resolutions adopted by the
Central Traffic Association June "a, 1887.
No agreement arrived at to the mini
mum weights of live stock, and committee was
appointed to confer with the trunk-line COM
mttee in New York this subject day
fixed by Chairman Fink. The freight commit
tee decided to put the rates TO Middle and West
ern States points, which were originally to take
effect July l, into effect on Aug g.
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The Special Features of the Journal
are of Great Value.

The decisions of the Supreme and local courts are
carefully reviewed by special reporters and will be
accurate and comprehensive. No attorney afford
to be without these reports in other way he
keep fully informed and abreast of the times
In addition to its features the Journal enjoys
the services of of the best known writers in the
literary field. among them many of the favorte con-
tributors to the leading magazines of the country
who will furnish regular articles The increase in
space will permit the DAILY JOURNAL to pay more
attention to its miscellany and selected reading than
This viii be appreciated by the large class Of
readers who interested in other matters than
merely the and current political discussions Of
the day.
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The station agents, Convention.

MINNEAPOLIS, July 2L.-The first business
before the National Railway Station Agents As
sembly this morning was the report of Mr.. Van
camper, chairman of the committee on organi-
zaticn, OF mutual guarantee association for the
benefit Of railway employees. This new organi-
cation receives the sanction of railway officials
and soon will DE incorporated. The committee
recommend that all candidates for admission be
thoroughly investigated, and none but worthy
and competent mem bers be admitted. The del
egates left this afternoon for a trip on Lake
Minnetonka, guests of the Manitoba railroad
The committee on constitution was discharged
and new one appointed. The association de-
cided to hold it's next meeting at Monmouth
Cave. KY accepting the invitation presented
last eT1nsag- Several papers we're read by
prominent members and discussed by the asso-
citation.
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Very Unfortunate.

Detroit Free Press.
"Too bad-too bad !" he said he came out
of his Office with a telegram in his hand.
"What is it p
'Just found this in my Office I return from
ten days vacation. It came the day after
left"
what is it about 2"
''It is from old friend in Sandusky, and it
saws: Telegraph me $500 to-day or I'm fnan-
cally ruined
'And you were mt here 2"
No
"And he busted2'
Every probably. All well; some must fish
and some must bust The only consolation
have is knowing that could MT have raised $40
had been home"
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AFFAIRS OF THE RAILWAYS.
More Surprises I'm store.


In railroad and business circles the CHIEF
theme Of conversation yesterday was the failure
" the Ives-Staynor syndicate to carry through
heir Baltimore g. Ohio deal, as it changes the
general phase of things materially, and specu-
ation as to the future of the Vandalia is greater
shar ever 1t is stated that this syndicate paid
VIM. r. McKeen S400, 900 in cash and gave him
T.. H & d. stock as security for the balance Of
The purchase money of the Terre Haute g. In
aianapolis road and with the stock Mr.. McKeen
holds he is as likely, in the near future to con-
arol the c., Fl. g. D. as the latter is to control
the Vandalis. The Cincinnati, Wabash g.
Michigan road is another of the purchases of the
Ives-Stsynor syndicate which it is stated has
never been paid for, and the Wade party, which
owned the road are said to be uneasy the
matter, the failure Of the Ives syndicate to meet
their payments having interfered with the
loans of the Wade party. Said prominent
lawyer, who has closely watched the recent rail-
road deals and who is largely interested in rail-
roads: The announcement by Robert Garrett
that all arrangements to negotiate with the
yyndicate for the Baltimore Ohio property are
now absolutely at an end, and that the Balti-
more & Ohio Railroad Company, its pr operties,
including it's telegraph system and the owner
Bhip or it's stocks, remain now as they were at
the opening of the negotiations, Is not only en-
phatic but those statements a good deal
Of ground, as will be seen in the near future.
The failure of the Ives party to raise tn neces-
sary funds to complete the deal, is bound to in
lure their credit and affect the c., Ii. q ID. en-
terprises. Mr.. Garrett had no pecuniary inter
est in the Vandalia deal and the break between
Mr.. Garrett and Ives will, 1t is thought, deprive
the B. & o. of ST. Louis route, and among
railroad men it is now thought the Pennsylva-
MIA company will secure that line.
The question was asked to-day, has Mr.. Nc
Keen been paid in full for his T. H. 81 l. stock, or
only a partial payment madei Ii the Latter,
and he took c. H & D. stock as collateral, m ay he
not have to take back his stock2 One thing: may
be look ed for now, and that is a movement to
break down all Ives stocks and push him and his
partners to the wall.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-07-22

Doing away with the supplement which has been
necessary nuisance in the past. The WEEKLY
JOURNAL will now rank in size with the largest and
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it is vastly superior in every way 1t is complete
compendium of the of the week. accompanied
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devoted to agricultural horticultural and household
tories 1t is complete in every department.. All the
best features of the SUNDAY JOURNAL. repro
duced in the columns of the WEEKLY JOURNAL.
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The indianapolis Journal is now printed upon
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