The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1887-09-30
HUMOROUS.

In these days it would not be
strange if some one adulterated the
milk in the cocoanut. -PucE.
Chamber concerts are all the rage
at present The orchestra is usually {
six months old infant. - Detroi
Graphic.
When is ship Economically in
love, and when is she foolishly in lovei
When she's attached to a buoy, anG
when she's anchoring after swell.
-lrate Parent "Debt! Debt! Debt!
Do you know what follows debtP'
Son OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Here's
a couple of tailors after me now.''-
TEXAS Sytings.
A citizen of Cincinnati went off tc
Europe and left four gas-jets blazing
away in his house for four months
He has offered the gas company $780,.
900 to settle the bill, but they want al
even million, and he will probably have
to pay it.-Detro1 Free Press.
Pastry Rhyme Dyspeptical.-
She may dress in silk or may dress in satin,
May know the languages Greek and Latin,
May know fine art, may love and sigh,
But she amt no good if she can't make pie.
Merchant Trdveler.
After a heated debate in Congress,
one of the mem bers turned to another
whom he expected would help him,
and said: why didn't you help us
out? You never opened your mouth
once during the entire debate" s'Oh,
yes, I did. I yawned through your
entire speech, " was the reply.-Farme
and Manufacturer.
"A wee maiden, as many other
small children have done, had the mis-
fortune to fall down stairs the other
day, and in landing at the foot, that
part of the anatomy commonly de-
nominated the funny bone' came in
contact with the wall with more force
than was calculated to make a com.
Portable impression. On being picked
up and asked if she was hurt she rub
bed her arm for moment and said
mo. but my elbow is awful dizzy. y
Buffalo Courier.
-"How did you happen to fall of
the boat?" asked a young man after
a member of his boating party was
resuscitated. "It was this way: was
lying on top of the cabin and heard
somebody talking. They were cuddled
down where the boom couldn't strike
them, and pretty soon COO struck nv
ears. 1t said: 'Tiahed, darlingP )
Tiahed some. Sleepy, dahlingp
Sleepy some Kiss me, dahlingP
Smack! And that's when 1 rolled of
into the water. - Washington Critic.
=" Bub,n remarked muscular
farmer to boy whom he found in his
melon patch, Il ub, do you know why
you and would be good material for
\ cigar?" "Deed | don't, SIR was
che response of the auivering culprit.
We'll. then, my young Columbus, y
said the granger, advancing to con-
venient position for the laying on of
hands, "it's because you've proven
yourself very good filler and
know you'll acknowledge me to be a
good rapper. :" And he did, onkers
Gazette.
"A little dot of Duluth's femin-
inc humanity who has not vet
learned to put all the corners on the
English language, went on Sunday
school picnic excursion up the bay this
week. At dinner she was given an
adult piece of custard pie, and in her
infantile gyrations succeeded in falling
down and getting a plaster cast of her
hand. Rising with rufied feelings and
disheveled locks, she lifted the unfortu-
nate member to an attitude of inyoca-
ton and exclaimed: Mamma, take
this cussed pie! n-DAlath Paragrapher.