The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1887-04-06
"poN,r You MnRRY. !.
How Shrewd Business Men Have Solved a
Great Problem.

&feat ErODfens
us there fatality among our promi.
nent mem is question that we often
ask. 1t is question that perplexes our
leading medical men, and they are at
loss to know how to answer it.
We sometimes think that if the physi-
clans would give part of the energy to
the consideration Of this question that
they give to combating other schools Of
practice, it might be satisfactorily an.
swered.
The fights OF s'isinss reminds as often
OF the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that
were only happy when they were anni-
hilating each other.
Il Allopathy makes discovery that
promises good to the race, Homeopathy
derides it and breaks down its influence.
If Homeopathy makes discovery that
promises to be boon to the race, Allo-
pathy attacks it.
It il absurd that these schools should
fancy that all of good is In their methods
and none in any other.
Fortunately for the people, the merit
which these sisms" will not recognize,
is recognized by the public, and this
public recognition, taking tho form Of a
demand upon the medical profession,
eventually compels it TO recognize it.
Is it possible that the question has
been answered by shrewd business men?
A prominent man once said to an in
quirer, who asked him how be got rich,
~ got rich because did things while
other people were thinking about doing
them" Itseems to us that the public
have recognized what this fatality is,
and how it can be met, while the medi-
cal profession have been wrangling
about it.
By careful examination of insurance
reports we tird that there has been o
sharp reform with reference to examine
tions land that no man can now get any
amount of insurance who has the least
development of kidney disorder), be-
cause they find that sixty out of every
hundred in this country do, either di-
rectly or indirectly, suffer from kidney
disease. Hence, no reliable company
will insure man except after rigid
urinary examination.
This reminds us OF little instance
which occurred short time ago. A fell
low editor was an applicant for respec-
table amount OF insurance. He was re-
jected on examination, because, I'M
known to himself, his kidneys were dis.
eased. The shrewed agent. however, did
not give up the case. He had an eye to
business and to his commission, and
said; Don't you worry you get
half dozen bottles of Warmers safe cure
all dealers keep it-take it according
to directions and in about month come
around, and we will have another exam
ination. know you will find yourself
all right and viii get your policy"
The editor expressed surprise at the
agents faith, but the latter replied
"This point is a valuable one. Very
many insurance agents all over the coun-
try, when they find customer rejected
for this cause, give similar advice, and
eventually he gets the insurance"
What are we to infer from such cir
cumstance /? Have shrewd insurance
men, rs well az other shrewd business
men, found the secret answer to the in
quiry ? Is 1t possible that our columns
have been proclaiming, in the form OF
advertisements, what has proved q bless
ing in disguise to millions, and yet by
many ignored as an advertisement
In our files we find thousands of
strong testimonials for Warmers safe
cure, no two alike, which could not exist
except upon a basis of truth; indeed,
they are published under guarantee of
IS, 900 to any one who will disprove
their correctness, and this offer has been
standing, we are told, for more than four
years.
Undoubtedly this article. which ia
simply dealing out justice, will be con-
sidered as an advertisement and be re.
jected by many as such.
We have not space nor time to discuss
the proposition that poor thing could
not succeed to the extent that this great
remedy has succeeded, could not become
so popular without merit even il pushed
by Vanderbilt or an Astor.
Hence we take the liberty of telling
our friends that it is q duty that they
owe to themselves to investigate the
matter and reflect carefully, for the
statements published are subject to the
refutation of the entire world. None
have refuted them; on the contrary,
hundreds Of thousands have believed
them and proved them true, and in be-
lieving have found the highest measure
Of satisfaction, that which money cannot
buy, and money cannot take away.