The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-06-23
BRIGHT BITS.

IT requires less coal to heat room when one
is counting a widow than when counting girl.
-DYdke's Magazine
GEN. ANDREW JACKSON was a man who under
stood courage. He married one woman twice.
Norman Independent q
SENATOR STANFoRD's first money was earned
digging horse radish. That sort of thing is apt
to make a boy Smart.-LOUeu Courier.
A PHILADELPHIA CLOTHING FIRM advertises ''all
wool boys SUITS What queer children there
are in Philadelphia. Wonder if they are yard
wide well as all wool? PittSburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
SIS Smith man of general intelgence?''
Il have never met him, but fancy not"
''Why?"
Because I've seen him occasionally in the
jury box at the Court of General Sessions -
NeU York Sun.
A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER asked little girl
of her class if she had been baptized.
Yes, said the little girl; two times"
Two times? Why how could that be-"
Il didn't take the first tme,n said the little
girl.-Vtde Atcdke.
THE Princess of Wales in having her daugh-
ters taught dessmaking, has determined that
they shall make some of their own gowns as an
example 20 poor but proud gentlewomen. The
Princess should take care not to brag about the
example till she sees how they fit.--Neio HdUen
NelCS.
BLoBsoN-I declare! this shirt has got
broken buttonhole, and I'll have to pull It off
again. Crushing into the hall Mrs. Blobson!
what have you been doing all this week?
Mrs. Demonstrating for the heather.
Bobson indignantly )--Well, you'd better
begin at home Burlington Free Press.
GOOD BY old boy. I'm sorry you've got to
leave us
Fate has decreed it, my friend, and am as
content to leave the world now as l ever should
be-"
"And you have no shadow of i'll will toward me
at parting, have your"
friends in this world and | am sure we will be
warmer ones in the next. -Yonkers Gazette.
A NEW REPORTER had Joined the staff. He was
writing up his first assignment, which was the
resuscitation of half drowned woman. The
city editor looked over she tCribblers shoulder,
and this is what he read: The fair form lay on
the dock, and her short pants" Tut, tut
young man. said the city editor, none of
your lola realism; not on this great religious
daily drop that pants business" The new re-
porter smiled softly and wrote on; And her
short pants for breath showed that conscious
ness was returning. VilttdnlspOrt pa
Breakfast Table
81 THOUGHT you were having boom here, -
said a stranger to a man in q Dakota town.
I'VE are having BOOM
Doesn't look much that way"
We're having one just the same. Local par
ties have been taking Eastern spectators out to
look at lots in the suburbs ever since April l.
Just wait till they begin to get back and you'll
see O BOOM
"Till they begin to get back? Why, aren't
they back before this timer"
why, the truth is, stranger, the lots are so
laundering far out that they haven't had time
yet. n-Ddkot0 Bell
o SWEET girl grad
Us thought We had
Outgrown our graduatolatry;
The fact that yet
Us you'll forget
Is not at all consOlat'ry.
In ribbons blue,
Dress, dyeless hue,
You'll read your valedictory;
Crhe man who's sent
To represent
Us will be maledictory)
Your pictures now
We know not how
Made by compostoGraphy,
Wen hang en- masque
Above our desk,
Along with our biography
Buffalo Express.