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The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-30
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The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-30
MARRIED..

At Meadow Creek, M. T.. Nov. 20, 1887,
by Rev. Geo. King, Mr.. Jno. W.
Willie, of Bozeman, to Miss Minnie
Richter, formerly of this place.
at Meadow Creek, Nov. 20, 1887, Thos.
ii. Vincent to Miss Laura NJ. Richter.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-30

what might have been a serious run.
way occurred on Saturday. A team OF
(orses started to run from in front Of
ea'elgh, Lamme & Co.'S store, and, 81.
P'ough Mr.. Ed. Lamme tried to hold
P'em he was unable to do {. A small
P"y In the wagon held to the lines until
Pc saw that the wild ANIMALS were about
run into another team, when he Jump
d and probably saved his life. The
Cason and the n run into were badly
damaged.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-30

For a good, solid handmade harness
go to Frank Griffin.
90
Hot Scotch at the LaClede Billiard
Parlors--just the thing these days to
ward of colds and chilly feeling.
%
Fruit, Fruit, Fruit. Fruit, at California
prices at Dodson.
-
Tom and Jerry constantly on hand
fresh made in the highest style of the
art, at Latlcde Billiard Parlors-Stevens
4 Co.
-
j. Bolin is selling for cash strictly,
but cheaper than anyone else.
-
Desirable city property fer sale, terms
easy, by Walter Cooper.
~
For fine domestic or imported cigarsgo
TO the L.aolede Billiard Parlors.
-
Come and see the old reliable Jake
Webster, west of Owenhouse's.
80
Celery, Rock and Rye, recommended
by phi, sicians for indigestion and rheu-
matism. Try it. At Stevens 4 Co.'S
LaClede Billiard Parlors.
90
First class stove wood at Jones
delivered to any part of the city.
-
If You are in search of a quiet resost,
where good liquors and the best cigars
are kept, go to Hugo's at the Mint.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-30
GOING EST

GOING WEST
,m,te5. arr. $40 q. m. dep. 5:l5 q. m.
..,n,r ~ I.R5 3" 200 "
Freight $50 lVW
GOING EAST.
limited, arr. 3:25 a. m. dep. 3.@ a. m.
,,soug.r " S.M S:05 "
Freight 2;5 "l'
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-30

Smokers, you get a choice cigar at
Monroe's drug store.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-11-30

Frank Griffin can make you the best
harness in Bozeman. Come and see.
~
Go to Monroe's drug store for the best
cigar in town.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21
LEpROsY-

and consequently incuratle. Itis impossible to de.
scrlpe her sutlerings.. Her body from the crown Of
her head to the soles Of her feet was a mass Of decay.
masses Of flesh rotting on and leaving great cavities
Her fingers festered and three or four nails dropped
on az one time, Her limbs contracted by the fearful
siccTatioily and for several years she did not leave
ner bed. Hef weight was reduced from 1875 to GO lbs.
Perhaps GONE faint idea of her condition can b
Cleaned from the fact that three pounds OF Cos1no.
Inc or ointment were used per week in dressing her
sores. Finally the physicians acknowledged their
defeat BY tlia, Black Wolf, and commended the SUI.
ferer to her all-wise> Creator.
Her husband hearing wonderful reports OF the usa
OF SwIFT's SPEcirIo ts. S. s., prevailed on het1 10
tryit as q last resort; She began its nse under pro.
test, but soon found that her system was being Ye.
iieved OF the poison, ns tho sores assumed q red and
healthy color, as though tlic blood was becoming
until last February; every sore WINS healed; she dis.
e e. chair and clutches, and was for the first time
in twelve years q well woman. Her husband. Mr..
Ca Bailey, is in business at nv Blackstone Street.
Boston, and will take pleasure in giving the details
81 THIS wonderful cure. Send to Pc for Treatise on
Blood and Skin Diseases, mailed free,
THs SWIFT SPECIFIC, Coz Drawer 3. Atlanta. Ga
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21

Or Black Leprosy, is q disease which is considered
iincurable, but It has yielded to the curative proper
ties OK SwIFT's SpEcIpIc-now known all over the
world asS SIS. Mrs. Bailey, of West Son1ervilie.
Mnes., near Boston, was attacked several years AGO
with this kideons black eruption, and was treated 81
the best medical talent, who could only say THAT the
disease was n species Of
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21
One Trnin Inside ofAnother.


Chicago Herald: talking about col
liaions and railroad accidents said the
brakeman. after putting a window up
for "a young lady passenger and failing
to notice the old woman who wanted q
similar service performed, .let me tell
you OF an accident / saw once down in
Pennsylvania. There was q narrow
gauge road down there which
used the track OF the old Atlantic
d Great Western broad gauge
for seven miles, OF course run
ming IN its own rails, set right between
the rails OF the other road. The Old
Atlantic & Great Western, you know, is
now the Nypano, or New York, Penn
sylvania &c OHIO, o pert OF the Erie sys-
tenn. Its gauge was SIX feet wide, and
what big cars they. used to run on that
roadl Why, they were like barns.
Well, one night there was q collision
between q narrow-gauge train and o
broad.gange train. Some mistake abont
orders, / gueas it was. Anyhow, a mar
the rear end OF q broad-gsuge passenger
train, and with the serionsest result ever
you heard oil. That little narrow gauge
uhSAb0 lucb JuAapcd EsBns u0AutO 1u0 biS
cars OF the other train and never stopped
until it reached the tender behind the
broad-gauge locomotive. And what was
the funniest thing about it; it drew the
whole tram after ii, the little cars run
ming right mp the aisle OF the big train
and never hurting o passenger in either
train, 'cept one teller what had his head
outen 0 window Of the narrow gauge
smoking car. He was pretty badly hurt.
.sIt was q mighty queer sight, let me
tell you, one train inside another, and
the passengers Of each talking to each
other as comfortable as you Dlease. !
was brakeman on tie ~broad-gauge train,
and as we was runnnin' under orders to
make Salamanca by q certain minute,
We want right along without stopping,
taking the other train with as. The
best joke OF it all was that my conductor
went through the narrow-guage train
and made all the passengers whack up
cash fares.n
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21
A woman.s sweet will.

She is prema1urely deprived OF her
charms OF face and form, and made IN
attractive by the wasting effects Of all
ment from, and irregularities peculiar TO
her ex. To check this drain upon. not
only her strength and health, but upon
her amiable qualities Rs we'll, is her first
duty. This ID safely and speedily 40
complishsd BY acoHrsa If self-treat-
msnt with DR.. Pierces Favorits Psescrip-
ton q nervine and tonic of wonderful
efficacy, and prepared especially for the
sileylation OF those suffering from
dragging down" pains, sensation OF
nausea and weakness incident TO women
"a boom to her lex. Druggist.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21
CAPT, JACK HUSSEY.
RECOVERY or THE MAN WHO HAS
SAVED THIRTY-EtGHT LIVES.

Enslishinen Must Drown, so Far as He ia
Concerned-Though He lot Drunk, He
Would Not Break a pledge-A Protec-
tor for Helpless Women and Children.
Capt. Jack Hussey, of New York, shot by
ut his old post as doorkeeper at Castle Garden.
His recovery, inassnueh as it will save the
policeman,s life, is the thirty-eighth person of
whom noble Jack has been the savior. At
the Garden the employees say he must have
another medal, this time for not dying.
The policeman's pistol, it was at first
thought, had inflicted a mortal wound, but
examination showed that the ball struck n
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21
THE TERRIBLE.

names that are likely to inspire terror. The
Terrible Is similar in construction to LIE Re-
quin, otherwise the Shark. The shell is OF
iron and steel. 1t Is IS meters in length and
IS meters in breadth. 1t can carry Z, 1853 tons.
Her breastplate at the water line Is so cent?
meters thick at the middle, 81 at the extreme
front, and SO at the stern. Her pieces, which
are placed Oh the gaillards, include two guns
of AZ c~entimeters, four of 10 centimeters and
ten cannon ~revolvers. 1t is equipped with
8S2 men.
IIllustration a that all the great ma
tions of the earth are paying special attention
TO the improvement Of their ~navies, and it
advises France TO secure the prestige of build
ing the finest ships. It ~rejoices that so new
and magnificent q vessel is to enter the squad
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21

With that admirable conscience SO charac-
.eristic of the foreign press a Milan paper
says of Frederick Douglass: @Issaere IL at the
present time in FEDERICO Douglass, The rebel
slave, the author, the celebrated orator, the
United States senator, tho man perhaps The
most popular OF his country on account of his
daring, his tenacity, and Of the trials ne has
suffered 1t is evident that the. italian biog-
raphers Of the great Douglass are somewhat
unfamiliar with the newspaper files of the
United Statea.-New York World.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21

rib, and following
around was found
a short distance
under the skin,
near the middle Of
the back. Jack
found the bullet
himself and called
the attention OF
bis physician to it,
when it was speed
lily removed. His
only concern dur
ing his illness has
been fear that he
might lose his place
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21

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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21

SHILOH'S VITALIZER is whit you
need for Constipation, Loss of Appetite,
Dizziness and all symptoms OF Dyspepsia.
Price 10 and rs cents per bottle. Sold by
DR.. Yanderhule.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-21
THE TERRIBLE.

A Mighty Marine Monster on French
Waters.
Now that the naval maneuyers ON the
Mediterranean are interesting our French
friends, their illustrated papers are keeping
up their interest in naval warfare by publish
ing portraits of their mighty ships of war.
This monstrous marine giant is the Terri
bic. II was begun in 1881 and is now COM
pleted. The French give their war ships
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28
An Old Pile of Rocks.

Prince Carl, of Sweden and Norway,
when starting out from Hyderabad,
India, on n tiger hunt, in 1888, was
struck by the scenery around the city,
where the undulating ground is strewed
with huge blocks of stone, 'as if they
had been tossed hither and thither by
Nature in some capricious mood"
Some of the blocks ire piled upon
each other in manner as to cause a
lively Imagination to fancy them giants
barring the way.
According to Indian folklore, these
blocks were brought hither some four
thousand years ago, in this manner:
The monkeys, which, in the earliest
times, in great numbers inhabited the
lands beyond the Himalayas. seized on
the remarkable idea of building a bridge
between the mainland and Ceylon, and,
headed by their leaders, they left their
settlements for the south, carrying
with them, from their mountains, ma
terials for their gigantic bridge. But
tho road became too long for them. and
they We're obliged, on reaching the spot
where Hyderabad now stands. to throw
their loads away, and here they lie to-
day. Golden Days.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28

thinking Of to cut 1t so unskillfully,"
said Mrs. Loring, laughing till the
tears came, though she was really
much vexed. ibid he do 1t himselfp"
Mono" answered Arthur. =" Twas
--'twas another man."
"Indeedl A tall man, or short
man, Arthur"
IA little tall, and little short.
Don't you hear Bruno, whining, MANI
map"
"Never mind Bruno now" returned
his mother, grieved to observe that the
boys avoided meeting her eye. "Isn't
there something you ought to tell
mammal"
1--WE saw the cmningcst little colt"
said Arthur, twirling his mitten by the
thumb.
"Hitched to hand-sled, mamma; ne
was, honest" added Ken.
Mrs. Loring quietly threaded her
needle.
"And how Bruno did bark at him.
didn't he, Kemp o mamma, can't l lot
poor Bruno IMP"
A long pause.
"Have my little sons been good to-
dayp" asked mamma, presently, laying
down her work.
Another pause; then-'Is it naughty
to let folks cut your hair that aren't
Mr.. Shawl" Arthur faltered, twisting
his neck to gaze over his shoulder ct
nothing.
"And to 60 and buy something nice
and bamg-y with the two nickels they
give you backP" put in Ken, dole
fully.
Here Bruno pushed open the door.
and finished the story by dashing in
with the ill-gotten cannon. Mrs. Lor-
ing looked very grave us he laid it at
her feet.
"Do you think it was right, boys
said she, ''to disobey papa, and after
ward to spend papa's money for this
plaything that said you could not
haveP'
The boys hung their heads.
"Of course the cannon belongs to
papa"
"Ho! what would papa want of itP"
cried Ken.
II should like to give it to some good
child" said papa, on coming home.
"Tell me truly, boys, do either of you
deserve itp''
After all, they were honest little
boys at heart, and they bravely an
swered: mo, papa"
So it was gentle, lame little Johnny
Carr who received the cannon. Ar
thur and Ken themselves carried it to
him the next morning on their way to
the barber's. And this time they went
to Mr.. Shaw's.-Penn Shirley, in Con-
gregationdist.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28
A oRIEF.sTRicKEN DOVE.
How She Faithfully MOurns for the Loss
OF Her Mate-A Touching Story.

How She Faithfully MOurns for the Loss
OF Her Mate-A Touching Story.
A year or so ago little girl living
near the line of the Erie railway, two
miles from Rathbonville, New York,
was presented with pair of doves.
They were in the habit of flying about
in the vicinity. One day, a few weeks
ago. they were flying across the rail-
road track, when the male bird came
in collision with the smoke-stack of the
Pacific express, which passes the spot
about seven o'clock in the morning.
The bird was killed by the shock and
instantly thrown out of the sight of its
mate. The female circled around the
spot for few minutes, in evident
amazement at the sudden disappear
ance of its mate. She then flew to a mile
post near by, and for long time gave
utterance to the mournful notes char
acteristic of the dove. Suddenly she
seemed to realize what had carried the
male from her sight, and she rose
in the air and few swiftly in
the direction the train had gone. She
did not return until about noon. She
alighted at her cote, where she remain
ed the rest of the day, uttering her
plaintive cries. Next morning. Just
before seven o'clock, she was seen to
fly away, and take position on the
mile-post near the spot where she last
saw her mate the day before. When
the express train came along she flew
at the locomotive, hovered about the
smoke-stack and around the cab, as if
looking for her mate. She accom-
panied the locomotive for mile or so.
and then retu rned to her cote. Every
day since then she has repeated her
strange conduct. She goes to her
lookout for the train at precisely the
same time each morning, and waits un-
til the train comes along, no matter
how late it may be. She never goes
further than about mile wi tn the
train, returning then to her cote. and
mourning piteously all day.-Chil-
dren's Friend.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28
Summer Curtains.

A pretty summer curtain may be
made of thin unbleached cotton with
bands of blue or pink at the top and
bottom. Curtains for summer should
be light and airy Common fsh-net
makes the most graceful and prettiest
drapery imaginable. Gray linen cur
tains are always serviceable and look
cool and refreshing. A piece of antique
lace for either an insertion or
edge gives pleasing effect. Madras
cloth comes in many qualities
and prices and Is very popular for
warm weather. It makes pretty
seaside curtain, and stands any amount
of exposure and sun. There is nothing
prettier or more suitable for country
house than this material unless it Is
cheese cloth. which Is brought in both
eoru and fancy colors Detroit Tribune.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28

when er man don't growl erbout the
vidults that er body puts on ther table
yer ken gest put it down that thar's er
good 'eal NV ther Christian crbout him.
never knowd it ter FAIL" continued
Mrs. Pritchard - known throughout
the neighborhood as "Olc Miss Pat
sey''-addressing her daughter Martha.
"that er man what'll turn up his nose at
something that's sot befo' him. ALI
law me-" breaking off and shaking her
head, she won't do ter tic ter"
Several months before. young man
named Robertson, tired and worn-out
looking, had applied for board at the
Pritchard farm, situated in u rough dis
trict of Kentucky. When told by the
widow that she could not accommo-
date him, he replied: 'I want no ac-
commodations. merely want to stay
here II few days and fare US you do"
His tone of voice was so appealing, and
his manners bespoke such gentlcmanly
consideration, hat Mrs. Pritchard could
not refuse him. The few days length
ened into weeks, the weeks into
months, and still the young man
showed no disposition to leave the
place; and, it can also be said. the old
woman and her daughter exhibited no
desire to part with his company.
Martha was, every one said.
''strange sort of girl" Her features
We're regular and her countenance had
that cast of melancholy which becomes
beautiful when the light of smile is
thrown upon it. She was not so tall
that she required superior grace to
save her from awkwardness, neither
was she so short of stature that cer-
tain, yet inexpressible, litbeness cs-
capped her.
martha, whut air yer fidgitin' atp"
the widow asked. The girl. when her
mother began to speak in Robertson's
praise, had turned away and was busy
ing herself with plastcr-of-paris kit
ten which she took down from the
mantle-piece.
"Nothin'."
'Wall, gest put that thing right
back up thar before yer drop it.
Wouldn't part with it fur nothin'. fur
yer know yer have hearn how yer pap
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28

said ter myself, how often some po'
woman wakes in the night when the
wind is er blowin' an cries erbout er
grave she KANT find. No tellin' what
she would give ef she could put gest
one flower on it. Po' man! yer shaint
be treated this way;' an tuck ha'f NV
brother Wills flowers an put 'em over
here on this grave; an l don't know
why, but ther tears gushed outen my
eyes. Putty soon seed pap er comm,
an bein' erfeerd that he mout scold
me fur putin flowers ON ther grave NV
ther man that killed brother Will, I
tuck up er ole shawl that ! had brought
ter sit on, an kivered up the flowers on
the grave NV ther stranger. When pap
come up an seed ther flowers on
brother Wills grave he commenced
cryin', an then he looked at my shawl.
l don't know what made him pick up
ther ole shawl, but he did, an when he
seed ther flowers that had been tryin'
ter hide, stead NV scoldin' me, he put
his arms eroun' me an sayin': God
bless yer, cried like err chile. Yer air
er angel, my chile ther po' ole man
said; they both fit fur whut they
bleeved wuz right, an they air now at
peace with Cod"
Tears were rolling down Robertson's
cheeks. His hands were clasped.
Pap went away an wuz Grounded.
When he left home he said ter me,
take kere NV ther graves, my little gal,
an"
Robertson caught her in his arms.
Frightened. she struggled for mo-
ment, and then, throwing her arms
about his neck. pressed his face to her
bosom.
"Angel," he whispered, II love you
love YOU"
"How can YOU" she said, gently re-
leasing herself, "when l am so ig-
nerentp"
"You are not ignorant--you are al
most divine. Let our lives be united.
may not marry book, but I shall
wed a soul"
Again she pressed his face to hel
bosom. OPIg r. Rad.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28
FACTS ABOUT FENCES.
How to Construct One That Will Not No
Racked by the Winds.

Without proper fencing to keep ami
mails in bounds they will usually be-
come such nuisance as to be intoler-
able, and all interest in stock breeding
will vanish. Turned to pasture, it is
natural for animals when night comes
to endeavor to get back to their old
quarters, and if there be weak place
in the fence or low spot they will take
advantage of it. Fences should be e.f
as uniform height as possible, and par
ticularly strong next the gateways anil
near them. The same kind of fence is
not adapted for all stock. and plain M
this must be to an observing man, it ia
often forgotten. Wire fence will stop
cattle and horses, but tn wires must bo
very close together and drawn very
tight, or hogs and sheep will 50
through. A stone wall will not stop
sheep unless wire be street ched alop II
the top or board nailed on to posts To
force the sheep back.
This may be done by setting tho
posts slanting enough so that the board
or wire will strike the heads of tho
sheep. Thus fixed, stone wall will
keep hogs, and it may do so without
these extra precautions if no other hogs
are on the opposite side. II there are
1t is only question of time when they
will get together. A fence with tho
posts set ut the ends of the boards, two
boards high (the bottom one ten inches
wide, the other eight inches) and then
two barbed wires, will stop sheep and
hogs. The wires should be stretched
not long distances, and fastened to
stout posts well set. This done, and
the posts braced well, the fence is very
firm and will not be rackcd by tho
winds nor injured by snow and frost.
It is best to take all tho stock to tho
barn at night II the cows run with
them. 1t will prevent their getting out
and at the same time prevent them
getting wild.-F. ID. Curtis, IN NJ Y
Tribune.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28
FOR OUR YOUNG FOLKS.
sHApowTowN.

Sway to and fro in the twilight grny,
This is the ferry for Shadowtown;
II always sails at the end OF day,
Just rs the darkness is closing down.
Rest, little mead, on my shoulder, so;
A sleepy kiss Is the only fare;
Drifting away from the world we go,
Baby and in the roclting-chnir.
See, where the firc.logs glow and spark,
Glitter tho lights OF the Shadowiand;
The winter rain on the window--harlSi
Are ripples tapping upon It's strand.
There, where tho mirror is giancing dim,
A lake lies shimmering, cool and still;
Blossoms are waving above its brim-
Those over there on the window-sill.
Rock slow, more slow, in the dusky light;
Silently lower the anchor down.
Dear little passenger say: "Good.night,"
We've reached the harbor of Shadowtown.
Lillian DyneUor Rice. IN 81. Nicholas
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28
"A New York genius has inve

A New York genius has invented
"vacuum carr" with which he asserts
his ability to navigate the air at high
speed and drop explosives with pre-
cision upon the decks of war vessels or
In fortified places. Details of the in
vention are lacking in the letter the
inventor has sent to the navy depart
ment, but the matter |, deemed OF suf-
icient Importance to warrant inquiry.
and an ordinance officer has been in
instructed TO communicate in person
with the INVENTOR -Chscago zyn,ss
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-05-28
A Very Good Reason.

"Say, Tom. that fellow StuppIn
seems to appreciate astory."
Eyes, seems to-"
"Laughs at all your jokes"
"Don't you know whyp'
"No."
"Why, let him have five dollars the
other day. "-Arkansaw Traveller.