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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

Group, WhoopiDg Cough and Bronchi-
tis Immediately relieved by shiloh's Cure
Sold by Geo. w. Benford 4 Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

For lame back, side orchest. use Shiloh's
Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents. Sold by
Geo. W. Benford * Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27
Enjoy Life.

What truly beautiful world we live
in Nature gives us grandeur of noun
tains, glens and oceans, and thousands OF
means of enjoyment We can desire nc
better when in perfect ncalth; but how
often do the majority Of people feel like
giving il up disheartened, discouraged
and worn out with disease, when there is
no occasion for this feeling, as every suf-
ferer can easily obtain satisfactory proof
that Greafs Aagls Eo,rer, will make them
free from disease as when born. Dyspep-
sia and Liver Complaint are the direct
causes of seventy-fve per cent of such
maladies as Biliousness, Indigestion,
Sick Headache, Costiveness, Nervous
Prostration, Dizziness of the Head, Pal
pitation of the Heart, and other distress
ing symptoms. Three doses of Augssi
Houer will prove its wonderful effect.
Sample bottles, 10 cents. Try ii.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

Just spit out the blood. There Take
little water The last one was a twister
tell you
Mechanically did as ordered, feeling
dazed and stunned.
did Ibid ~ began.
"No; never yell. But they came
hard. You did not feel any pain, did
your"
had been less than two minutes under
nitrous oxide gas in a dentists chair and
had four teeth extracted.-John Carricl,
in The Journalist.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

A tall man and short man boarded a
street car as il rumbled down street. The
tall passenger stopped TO get in the door
way while the little mans head was not
far above the handle on the door.
How much fare ," asked the tall man
ofthe conductor
Five cents" was the reply.
How much for me ?" asked the saw
ed-of man.
Five cents
" Five cents for me. too? Young man
don't you know the law regulates the
difference between the long and short
haul
One passenger fell off the platform and
even the mules staggered.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27
A Check in the Coffin.

There was man who had great busi-
ness ability. He was a Jew. He had
not cent. The last two statements do
not at first sight appear TO hitch but the
truth is stranger than fiction. There was
another man who had the cent. He was
also jew. The centless man with the
ability was the kind of thing the abili-
tyless man witt the cent was looking
for. They made partnership. One thou
sand dollars capital represented the cent
ed partner, and the ability the other fell
low and the combination worked.
They made money, and made more and
more still, until one day the man who
had the capital died You see the firm
was lucky if the fellow with the busi-
ness ability had died the other might
have boosted. The partner who died first
left all his property TO the living part
ner, with the proviso that he should put
the original capital of one thousand dol
lars in his ,ifin. He wanted capital on
the other side, you see, and suppose he
thought that fellows with business abili-
tyand no money werejust as much inlthe
majority there as they are here.
You 90 and put in the coffin the one
thousand dollars. You an afford it, and
il will make your mind easy said the
rabbi.
The next time the rabbi met the bust
ness man, he found him looking very
happy.
Did you settle that thing ?"
oh, yes that's all liked
And you put the one thousand dol
lars in the coiiin?"
Yes; that is, put check there
payable to his order"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27
CAMuEL LAMBERTs
BLOOD SEARCHER,

CONSUMPTION, BRONCHITIS
DYSPEPSIA, HES0RRHAGE,
tOUGHS COLDS.
ISFAMMATIoN OF THE LUNGS
SH0RTSESS OF BREATH
PAIN IN THE BREAST, skc.. &c.
II is not only great Purifier of The fsietd, hnl
aiso a certain Restorer Of the Appetite seli as
q Sirenethener OF The entire system and Ger
tain ana speedy c,ITe Tor Group. DiPhtheria, aud
pntrid Sore Throat and should tierefore be in
every family. This medicine Is made entirely Of
Roots, and is perfectly safe When all other rem
edies have failed, this one has effected a cure.
Many who had given up all hope 0fheing restor-
ed TO health again, rejoice Oh they heard Of the
Compound Root syrup, for by using or two
bottles they were restored 10 perfect health
SAMUEL LkaKRHT'S
RHEUMATIC FLUID.
For the relief of Rheumatism Neuralgia, Sick
Headache, piphtheria, Toofhache Crainp, and is
of the besf medicines of the age for the above
Diseases Address
SAMUEL LAMBERT.
sep29iyr. l.ambertsviile, Somerset Co., Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

That Hacking Cough can be so quickly
cured by Shiloh's Cure. Weguarantee it.
Sold by q. w. Benford * Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

Passengers from Pittsburgh change cars for
points on the Somerset x Cambria ut lockwood.
Ou Sundays this train wiz run two hours late
from Rockwcod 10 Somerset aud i've hOurs late
from Somerset 70 JohnstOwn.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

Senator Burgess in speech in the
Texas Legislature said :. ] believe you
had just as well attempt to run Baptist
church without water as to run the DEM
ocratic party without whisky"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27
CHERRY MALT
PHOSPHITES.

a aeombination OF Wild Cherry, Extract Of Malt.
and the Hypophosphase=, delicious stimulani
and nutFiment.
cHEREY MALT acts on the stomach and Liver
increasing the appetite. assisting Digestion thefe-
by Inakingit applicable for Dyspepsia ia its va
nous forms Loss of Appetite, Headache, insom.
MA, General Debility, Want Of vis.Ity, Nervous
Prostrntion, Consumption, etc.
II your Druggist does not keep il, send 81 % for
one bottle oF 500 for six bottles Express paid.
L1EBFG PHARMAcAL co.
Is Maiden Lane, n. y
sold by all Druggists. MARIO s7-1yr.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath
secured by Shiloh's Catsurh Remedy
Price 80 cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold
by Geo. W Benford K Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

Passengers for Somerset from the east and west
on the Pittsburgh Division, change cars at Rock
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27
NORTHB0UND Trains.

Summer Arrangement In sase, since May 70. 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27

Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint? Shiloh's vitalizer is
guaranteed to cure you Sold by Geo. W.
Benford & Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27
SOUIhEBOUND TRAINS.
BALTIMORE MAIL-No. ~ Q


az lockwood.
On Sundays this train win run twenty minutes
late from J0bnst0,sn 90 Lockwood
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-07-27
RAILROAD TIME TABLES.
B4LT7HORE q OHIO R1TLRO4D.-
sOHERSET. 4 CAMBRIA BRINCH


The iafe @ PAilaiclphia ; '9ll and % NcH
York, Sii.G9.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20
A COlcred Teachers Institute

A COlcred Teachers Institute
Will be held at Trenton the first Sat
urday in September 1887.
PROGRAM.
/. Address of Welcome, W. H.
Daniels.
2. Orthography. J. B. Baugh,
Mrs. H. P. Page aud Jennie Boykins.
3. Discussion.
4 Geography, j. c. Davis, Mira
Roper, A. Drake.
5. Discussion.
6. Essay, Mrs. j. G, Martin.
7. Reading, N. B. Hale, Dixie
Williams and g. B. Sanders.
s. Discussion.
g. Responsibility of the Teachers,
W. H. Daniels, II. S. H. Boykins
and E. E. Smith.
10. Discussion.
II. Recitation, Mrs. H. P. Page
y. U. S. History, |. G. Davis,
Dixie Williams and Jno. A. Bracey.
Is. Discussion.
IA. Design of Education, E. E.
Smith, essay.
Is. Arithmetic, W. w. Thompson,
E. W. Webb and j. B. Palmer.
16. Discussion.
II. English Grammar, W. Il,
Daniels, H. II. Boykin and E. E.
Smith.
Is. Discussion.
49, School Management, Fl. S. H.
Boykins and W, h. Daniels.
Committee of arrangements, Revs,
P. Cross aud G. Wanthony.
Committee for music, Irene Stew
art, Dixie Wilkins and Mrs. j. c.
Martin.
General invitation of teachers to
be present. Exercises will commence
at s.. 80 IL. m,
JNo. G. WRIGHT, Supt.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20
An Ulcer of twenty-five Years CureC

An Ulcer of twenty-five Years Cured
Mr. Hugh Nelson is one Of the old
time representatives Of Kentucky
blue blood. He is justly proud Of
his ancestors record in the history of
our early revolutionary war. But all
these ancestral advantages did not ex-
empt MIR. Nelson from a most painful
blood poison that held him a victim
for a quarter of century. Mr.. Nel~
son is we'll beloved by his neighbors
at Hopkinsville, where he resides in a
stately mansion, overlooking the city !;
and they will be delighted to hear he
is Gnally cured of his painful malady'
Hopkinsville, Ky, Feb. "A, '87.
Gentlemen During the war | was
vacCinated with an impure vaccine Wis
rus, that poisoned my blood. The
impure blood manifested itself fire.
quently for % years by virulent ul-
Ger on my left ankle. Several times
by severe treatment healed the ulcer
but it generally took about two years
But that the poison was yet in my
syetem was shown that on the slight
est strain or scratch where the ulcer
used to be, it Immediately broke out
violently. Having tried the best doce
tors and all kinds Of medicines with
out getting permanent cure, l de-
termined four years ago this spring to
try Swift's Specific. Ten small bot
ties entirely cured me, and my leg has
been we'll ever since. That Swift's
Specific cured me of blood poison
of % years, is the highest praise l
can accord it. All my neighbors
know of my case, and many have
been benefited by my experiences /;
but there are three now in their graves
that am confident would be living
to-day had they taken S. S. S.
Yours truly, HUGH NELSON.
Treatise on Blood aud Skin Disease
mailed free.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer
8, Atlanta, Ga.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

Who said that women had more
curiosity than men ? There is a wo-
man living in McNairy county, two
miles from town and one mile from
the railroad, who never was in town
in her life and never saw a railroad
or train. This woman is married and
has a large family of children. She
is very Industrious and enjoys good
health. Nothing has any attractions
for her but home and its surroundings.
We will bet her husband has got
money like dirt in the road, because
the old lady never tackled him for a
spring bonnet and to take the children
to the circus. Humboldt Messenger.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

The Jackson Wing has now come
out strongly in favor Of the amend
men. and promises to work faithfully
for the prohibition cause. 1t says
1--WE propose to make an open, fair
and honorable fight. While we shall
speak plainly and boldly at the same
time it Is not our purpose to abuse,
or maligu those who see proper to DIFF
fer with us, etc" Here is our hand,
neighhor, and may you he the instru-
ment in causing many to vote for the
amendment.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

Chattanooga is greatly excited and
as consequence the town is booming
over the finding of natural gas in
paying quantities. The well throws
a fame over fifteen feet in height.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

A Nashville speci al to the Globe.
Democrat of the 18th says: Mrs. Han
ming, a widow residing at Manchester,
Oday made two attempts at suicide,
during fit of temporary insanity
She swallowed poison, and also used
a razor.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

1t was reported that on last Thurs
day an American fishing vessel was
fired upon and sunk by Canadian
Cruiser, and all on board persisted.
If the report is true Uncle Sam should
teach them a lesson that they will
never forget.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

President Cleveland will start on
his southern tour on the 7th of Octo-
Der, and will visit the following south
ern cities. He will go to Fort Smith,
Little Rock, Memphis, Nashvill, At
lanta, Lynchburg, Va, and from
thence to Washington.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

The Tennessee State Teachers As
ISOLATION will meet at Jackson on
the ODD, oath, 25th and 26th of Au-
gust. Gov. r. l.. Taylor, Hon. z.
W, Ewing and other prominent per-
sons will be present and address the
Association.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

Henry S. Ives, of New York,
young man less than thirty years old,
and who was denOminated the "Na>
poleon of finance" failed last week
for fifteen million dollars.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

Rev. Myron W. Reed, of Denver,
COL, it is stated will succeed Mr..
Beecher, deceased, as pastor of Ply,
mouth church.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20
WORKING CLASSES NJ NJ 0Sx

prepared to furnish all classes with employ
ment at home. the whole of the time, or for
their spare moments. Business new, light
and profit able. Persons Of either sex easily
earn from 50 cents to s5.N p er evening, and
proportional sum by deyOting all their time TO
the business. Boys and girls earn nearly as
much as men. That all who see this may
send their address, and test the business, we
make make this offer. To such as are rot
well satisfied we will send one dollar to pay
for the trouble Of writing. Full particulars
and outfit free. Address
GEORGE STIMSON & co, Portland. Maine
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

The citizens of Nashville want the
Midland railroad. The road is ne
Cessity to Nashville, and the people of
that city propose to give 100000
drawing per cent. interest to the
road
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

The fire in Pittsburg, Pa, last week
destroyed the Masonic Temple and
several other fue buildings. Thirty
one secret orders met in the hall and
all their paraphenalia and equipments
were destroyed. The loss is supposed
10 he about 81 100000.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

M0NEV to be made. Cut this out and re-
VIUN6 turn TO us. and we will send you
free. something of great value and impOr-
tanoe to you, that will start YOU in business
which will bring you in more money right
away than anything else in this world. Any
one can do the werk and live at h;me. Either
sex; all ages. something new that just ceins
none for all workers. We will start sou I;
capital yot needed. This is one Of the genius
are ambitious and enterprising will not delay.
Grand Ontft free. Address TRUE Il CO..
Augusta. Main.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

Knoxville on last Saturday voted
$500, 900 to the Knoxville, Southern
u Powells Valley railroad. Only 20
votes were cast against the propOsi>
ton.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

John V. Wright, of this state, has
been appointed Chief of the Mineral
Land Division in the general Office.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

If YOU are in need of Tin Roofing
and Gutte-ing, give S. M. Rhodes a
trial. He warrants his work.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

On last Thursday there landed in
New York 2,2S9 foreigners, the ma.
jority of whom were germans.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

Use Green's SarsapariIla for impure blood
rheumatism and blood olson. Price Sl.00.
For sale by Stewart i banner.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1887-08-20

Green's Electric Oil relieves and cures all
aches and pains. Price Csc For sale BY
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1887-05-30
Mount Hope.

Our High School closes on Friday
June 10th but the faculty have decided
to have the graduating exercises no Sat-
urday June 18th. The exercises will be
held at 10 o'clock m. in the M. T..
Church. The members of the graduating
class will hold their class exercises at
8 O'Clock p m. in the grove on school
grounds. 49,.
Mrs. Sandy Cairns spent an after
noon with our school last week.
Miss Jennie Gibbons of Millville was
visiting schoolmates and friends last
week.
Our wide-awake merchant. T.. A..
Bishop was the first to patronize our
new Taylor shop. He seems larger than
formerly but he will grow to them.
Prof. Zimmerman of Blomminpton
spent an evening with his parents here
last week.
Our peinic passed off pleasantly and all
who went to have a good time were not
disappointed.
Mr.. Hazen, Path Master, with his
force have made made some improve
ments in the village streets.
Our doctor f. d. Orr is meeting
with remarkable success in his profession
al work. There has been a great deal
of sickness around about, but the death
reports are few.
Little Mabel Storrs who has been
dangerously i'll for some time is rapidly
recovering, will soon we hope be in
school again.
Allie Storrs our new postmaster,
fitted his store and Office in COOS, pe'0
So ilN lbs
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1887-05-30

For the small farmer and especially
the gardener we can recommend a
remedy for the grub-worm. 1t is a
well known fact that the grub thrives
best in well MANFRED land, and horse
manure produces the largest crop of
grubs. Now, if the farmer will pro-
vide pit large enough for his need and
so arranged that he can drive in and
out of it, in this store the manure as you
take it out of the stable and spread it
even and over it, scatter your wood
ashes over the manure from time to time
or buy some air-slacked lime and put a
barrel of lime over it from time to time:
when you are ready in the spring TO
haul the manure into the field throw
over it according to size of pile few
barrels OF salt, and when this is leached
through, which will be in few DAYS,
the manure is all right; the ashes and
lime will have in conjunction with the
salt destroyed all foreign seed together
with the larvae of the grub, and will
continue to do SO when mixed with the
soil. On small scale this may be done
without the pit, to fix 1t as compost
heap. but for the farm q pit is better.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1887-05-30

"A rather ludicrous feat of baptism
was performed in Cassville on Main
street the other night which is rather a
little too good to keep. 1t will out even
at the risk of being called another. 1t
was all brought about by "Meet me at
the Garden Gate,' and while Othello
ever faithful met his Desdcmoma at the
gate them other two fellows. brim-full
OF that green-eyed monster, had pre-
pared on the roof of the porch every
thing in order for a first-class shower
bath, well knowing that the loving
couple would come to their favorite
place where they were accustomed to
set down and repeat to each other the
old story, mixed with large amount of
lasses and sugar, when all of sudden
the bath came down on them and put
a sudden check on loves sweet dream.
Exit Othello-retreat Desdemonia- with
threats of dire vengeance in the air on
the perpetrators Of the rather cool joke.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1887-05-30
Life Insurance.

Messrs. L. r. Roeder & Son, man
ayers for Wisconsin and Northern
Michigan of the Manhattan Life Insur-
ance Co. of New York, are in the city
and are explaining the benefits of Life
Insurance to our citizens. The gentle
men are favorably known throughout
the Northwest and have placed large
amounts of insurance on the lives of
Wisconsin's most prominent citizens.
The Manhattan is one of the oldest
companies in the United States, was
established over 81 years ago; its assets
are over 81, $4,000, and it has surplus
to policy holders of over $2,205, 900,
that is, it is prepared to meet every
800 of liability with 1924. 1t paid to
its policyholdersi in 1886 over 81, 1877 900.
The Manhattan was the first company
to grant the 1ncontestible policy. 1t
contains no suicide or intemperance
clauses, and they issue all policies
granting cash surrender or paid-up-
policy. These gentlemen have reli-
able company and altho ugh Lancaster s
most careful citizens are nearly all in
sured, still they are meeting with
deserved success.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1887-05-30

Another lively start of Holl.
stephens greys last Tuesday promised
for short time to become interesting.
when the horses turned and broke down
Schwerin's gate and were captured.
The damage is light. Why can we not
have an ordinance compelling parties
to not allow their horses to stand IN
hitched in the street. Our streets are
full of children aud unless you compel
owners Of teams left standing in the
street to be tied up while they go in a
store on business, somebody child may
get killed by such carelessness.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1887-05-30
Hazel Green.

Memorial Day was observed in an
appropriate manner here to-day, the
exercises commencing at ? o'clock D..
m. Attorney Will McHugh, of Galena,
was the orator of the day. Music was
furnished by the Hazel Green band.
A large company of people did honor
to the memory of the brave boys who
fought, bled and died in defense of their
country.
The first Strawberries of the season
arrived here last Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Josiah Thomas visited
Darlington friends last week.
The Hazel Green Band has received
a communication asking them to Tx o
price for their services at the Firemans'
Tournament to be held at Galeua on
July 4th
The commencement exercises of the
Hazel Green high school will take place
at the Methodist church tomorrow
evening, May 31st.
Rev. c. Cook spent several days at
Dodgeville recently with DIR. Pearce
and family.
The Creamery has commenced opera
tons. The boys will do the fair thin
by you and pay you for your cream all
the markets viii justify.
The Empire House presents neat,
nobby appearance in its new dress of
Aston paints.
Rev. VIM. Ralph, of Streetor, who is
the guest of his parents, Rev. j. Ralph
and wife, preached in the Primitive
Methodist church last Tuesday night.
MIR. Henry Simmons, of Buncombe,
was In town last Wednesday,
Mr.. James Harvey went to Madison
last Monday on town matters.
f. G. Thompson and wife will spend
reunion week at Shullsburg.
Mrs. George jeffrey is quite sick, not
being able to leave her bed without
assistance. KING.