New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-07-02


s,,v vo,e,, In tho with Congressional District Two
accomplished parrots In the adjoining ROOM WHO'D
have been under the careful tuition OF the pay oo
.na Ria sailor assistants interrupted two or three
times with loud outlaws and Inappropriate utterance'
which 40 disconnected "the Honorable TIN tnao ho
ssked who 1t could be eavesd'oppngF ony an''
parrotsn said the officer "Tbey ougnt " NC hn'eu'
said the Congressman. He VIII propaos H"iou"o'
a resolution at the next session that navy omceis
shall have no pets nor o'hcf """'"' - WHY f
Offices which they occupy
v.,. ,.,e,t beeins catalogue Of aches and pains.
xbeo the doctor recognizing them a. oid acdnain ,
snces The Iady protests didn't send for you to
ten me my SYMPTOMS DOCTOR rSaiy wan nm n upp
pleasure q telling them IN, ysei aaa am alsrDgy
nl."-(Haper's Baaar
.we will sing the three hundred and twenty-hih'h
,vrn y said a Msine clergyman the other day at the
close of pathetic funeral sermon. And then he added
at was always fsvoIite with the remains"
Tn a recent number Of "The Ccylon Government ca
settep the following notice appeared signed py TITO
Inspector General Police: Notice Is hereby gwen
,,at the following unclaimed property will be sold ty
public auction at the Gampola Police Station at D. H.
on Saturday May IA 1887 two knives, one piece
from ono house-breaklng implement one brass wafer
Dot one pair reins white jacket III is st'r'ins W
find q hcuse breaking implement put down as eei''
mate object of barter and sale in Ceylon by Govern
ment officer
that in the before the court you T te ten .as
truth, the whole ruth and notn nn 'u' '"0
sno ora promise as far as the frt and the last
is concerned but don't think oil cud DC pos VII aD0D'
the whole troot' part OF IT.
there some t 81 the s sSw sSo S
about that T'-(Merchant Traveller
There were 60 $50 births in Parts last year. OF whch
more than 1900 were megtimata There weio
81 oo2 deaths during the same period, OF whch hoio
than 10000 were due to pulmonary diseases.
There is something in dreams after ALL man IN IN
harrington Penn dreamed three ngaes IN o p
that there box Of gold coin buried henea,n a 90"
tree his farm: and then he c9neiuuen ~ Ms loft
foot and nearly ainputated his great zoe mn ls
limped home and resolved to dream no NOR HI WeraS
being found under an oak tree-lNoristo"n herA"
The oldest and most grotesque idea in connection
with Queen victona's half-century that has conc
under our notice il that adopted by two VILLAGES !"
the west of ENGLAND which are reported as haN'h'
"clubbed together to buy hearse as pubic i'o-
mortal for the Jubilee" This seems TO nave pep
done I'm good faith 1t strongly suggests MarK Tap
leys remark when no was looking out Tor "sohie
thing In the gravc-digging way i's so0'
damp, wormy sort Of business, SIR"
The report OF the librarian of Bowdon College
for the academic year viii be read with interest by
the large body of the alumni Nearly 1900 volumes
and pamphlets have been added since June, 1885,
of which $40 were given by friends OF the conege
Tho entire expenses amounted but S1,l62. Nearly
5000 volumes were loaned during the year gn
of 81 coo has lately been made TO the library. The
entire collection, numbering $4,000 volumes, has just
been reclassiHed on the Dewey system in use at Co
lumbia College.
Baby's first words. Omaha Dame-YoT baby seems
Kansas Mother-Oh, he's Just as smart as they make
'em. - 80. ~
.lrttr aarf hat N
him lisp .wea estate.'-Omaha Word.
petrifed Holsters CLANS and turtles are found in
great abundance in the Santa Catalina Mountains I'D
Arizona { elevation Of 10000 feet
SAYS "The Atlanta Constitution: "Thc newspapers
made sam Jones and now he abuses them" 1t serves
them right for having made him.
Patented or patent applied for gmcracks and tricks
for doing all sorts Of things from Keeping down
scarf 10 keeping up pair OF half hose, increase ana
multi ply What these harness" makers ought 70 get up
is something that win keep summer underslrt nom
olmling up mans Furnishing Trsle Revi"w'
Tho following extract from recent legislative proceed
ing n ths State of Missouri would indicate that states
men out there are apt at repartee: First MEMBER
can furnish hatful Of opinions yes, sir hatfn be
cause do not think your hat l. very large cloud laugh
tor and applauso.) Second member-My hat not be
very large, but it brains, not musb hreks OF
a.. and uproarious applause)
Value Of an cducati IN. Little Dot-oh, dear, don't
why mamma CIV Is me such lessons as this "
learn nothin' but great big words
Little Dck-Wen folks use big words sometimes.
"But those awful long things ever 80 many syl-
tables why, stretch most clear across the page
There isn't any in learning them"
/" Indeed there is Dot. If you don't learn all them
big long words you'll grow up In ignorance an never
be able to read circus posters."-tomaha Word.