Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1887-05-26
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A cook can change his pots, bu,
ard can not. '''y
The number of women who rasu-
TO vote is about equal to the NM y
men who like to put the baby to w.
We have just received a lette, 8.
English friend in the Puniaub. IN ~ ~
we are assured that the Sikhs Ara an 'lS
well. I'll "a
The Chicago Baseball Club sofia u
er the other day for the handsom.p Is
of $4,000. Crockery must be adVs,.
THAT'S a beefsteak joke ren,,
one of the boarders at breakfast ' -Tl ]
kind of jokes that?n asked IN. "a
across theltable. TOO tough to bs =
ant" F@s
If Samson had had Herr Most.
bone there wouldn't have been pbat.a
enough left to make grease spot
Tennyson's last poem is in bls,k
Some cities are mean enough to ipsi,~
that he ought to fill out the blanE.
1t is stated that powder comma.
New York has stopped business H.,
is nothing new to hear of povds,s.
going up"
"Ma," said little Tommy, "do III. 4
jins own the Railroads.&c. "No. m,
well, they've got something to Do Fl
them, COS pa says he bought his ticks,
scalper."
Customer--"But, sir, this coat b.,
have made for me is too small q.
you change itS" Clothing deal.r-5
sir. The only thing that you capdot,
go to an anti.fat cure and grow A
ner."
Mamma-"Yeu're surely not af,ss
a gentle COW, Ethel. Why, she gives !,
all the nice butter for lunch, YOU kuo,
Ethel (dubiously)-"The Butter 4 I.
is just the part of her I'm afraid
mamma"
Very ordinary objects often make "a
derfully impressive pictures. We M
known the simple drawing of a rsv5n
to command the breathless atten.m
half dozen People.
Buffalo Bill latter the reception
Indian chieftain) -"Well, Holler-s.bO,
the-air, what did you think of Her M,
ty, the Queen?" Holler-a hole-in.tb.,
light Heap fat squaw"
"Have cigar, Harry" said trsra
"No, thanks. The brand you smoh
altogether too strong for me" sTt
that's is accordance with your usual Y
''How's thatY" "You were always M
fellow for drawing things mild"
Wife Cat breakfast How besuhi
Mrs. Cadwaller was dressed at the opn
last night. Her costume was a reyslsa
to mel Husband (dryly)-and it vpi
me too.
"Yes," he said, "I've been on VI
street now for three years and have nd
great deal OF money" "Rathei R
carious business isn't itf" mo In
the retail liquor line"
ION next Sunday" said Father Ng
ulre to the congregation, ".the funeral
A. b. will be held in this church. | Id
preach a funeral sermon on the Occsla
and the man himself will be hers-a
first time in twenty years"
First gentleman, looking at psntl
hung near the ceiling in the art CALLER
What do you thing of Daub's as
painting?" Second gentleman SIM
ly heavenly" Well, yes, it is pretEs,e
up, isn't it?"
"What picturesque little cottsg
veritable Swiss chalet" "a Swiss .
he, do you call it," To my minditsr
an Irish shan't he"
The Interstate question; Ms ica
bride Honeymoon Ito husband, who
railroad President -"Are you sure
will always, always love me more y
You will any one elsey" Mr.. HOne!H@
tabsently Sim possible to say imS
it is very doubtful weather the lntefSs
law will allow me to make any di;cnna
ton"
A Young man escorted young 1891
the opera one evening. As they y
coming out he remarked, by way otoYa
ing a conversation. "Do you Ike
weather so cold and raw She d
have misunderstood him. ayes" she's
81 like 'em raw; but" she coniil'a
looking sweetly into his eyes, don't
think they are great deal nicer ina
They took 'em fried.
Omaha Mani can't understands Wy
man as sensible as you always seen''
be should have opposed the rlysH
harbors bill. Visiting CongTeSiI
Patriotism, my dear sir, paH|A
what patriotism can there there
leaving our rivers and harhors u =
present semi-nayigable con1l,.
Cant you see? A foreign mng
can't get into them nov without "A-
q snnul