The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1887-07-08
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Uncle EdOm On crema,r6s

"CrematiOn !" cried IT,ol.p n,
as bre|r JOrnm ended a ln,i l'O|
count OF the latest i~nciDers,;o. 4
fresh Pond, which he l4.d inv
reading aloud tor the aii6csnue '1
the company. IL doan cali d..
cremation, | calls hit bnrn;'..,
does. l always heeru al a cru,
were a place whar dey KEEP milf v
butter AM sech, stidder IN.
dead folks whole, lack dew
sncklm pigs. | wunuer the cora va
ment'lowS er sech doin's in q .;ni
lighted country" ''Vl|
"lt air iur insanItory npn..
explained bre'r Jorum, who f Az
incumbent upon him, as q e,s
OF superior intelligence. IN 10 O|
that he Thoroughly understood 1u .s
subject. "YOu see, eff de prac,;. lug
inhumaniz!n' dead corpses con,,eu
much longer, de yeth will hso"lq
appreciated wild de Civilizations 3,
de many dead bodies all nnr;t";,
in de grOun' at onst, an de-
which perticulates iroo de silS 1s
TO- hit retclles u springs an vaII.
VIII become Salivated wild delirnn
gases tum de same, an so ppTdao'|
disease am other melodies nmono
llvln'. But eft de dead kyrcassss
stidder bein' put in de grolui r. ~
feet 1t wild dar p~etrifactiOus. IL toOE
TO de cIeamatoIy an burnt cIoo'
up, bit stan to Reason dey can't oirn
out no defective gases nor pxal,a
lions Ut amy sort 10 pulduce diseaso
among de livin'."
You can't mex me bIievs
sech talk as dat" cried bre'r Jnbar
feeling that his own PROVINCE wo,
being Invaded by the presumptuoOs
Schoolmaster. "Beln' IA doctor
materially has mo- to 90 wild dead
folks N de rest er you, an | knows
better'n 10 b'lieve a dead cornso
dar in de groun', kin pizen j
spring or a well a hundred wards
of, an it klvered Hptla4t AM ta,t
in its coftin! Chooses an' bantS
mou2ht do Sech things, Gaze dey
kin move about, but dey iugiperIy
pesIer nothin' ltsS'n dey has
. call TO. An, besides, dal's a
many er de YARDS used in our Der.
feSSlOn What dOan have 10 bower
.eSS'n dey has g1Owcd on graves,
an ev'N body knows rabbits foot
amt no count 'dONt IFS de lef
line lOOt uf graveyard rabbit:
Int how you gwmeter git a grave.
'ard rabbit, ef dar ain't 10 grave.
ards ~.
cam dat ain. de wuSSest uf it,
lntiler," said Uncle EdOm, bringing
lis fist down on the table with the
ola young earthquake. ''De
Bible sch dry shin all rise agin a.
last day-but how dey gwiueter
Use, ct deg is all burnt up? An.
wer me dat! When de Judgement
ONE, am Gabnl blow his trumpet,
ow dey gwiuler beer il deere ain
Olhin' lei ON 'rm but IA little han.
At rr ashes! J dunno what dis
'arls n cOmin' 10 mex! Folks look
IckS dey Eitlin' IN Sech a hurry TO
e burnt ny ,lry can't wait fur do
evil 10 10 II, but mas 90 an bum
rS selves mp jeN ~ soon ez dey's
cad: hout waitrn' lurde Judgement,
r lritin' tie Lord have a word to
IN bout whedder he want 'em
nrnt or no. Ell dey would burn
- only de wicked, bit would'm
eek 81 mnch ditfunce, Gaze datfS
ats dere material een' anyhow, but
hen il come TO tekin' up a good
abtls'. what's been down unfrr de
aler, am burnin' him up like u
icOnvarted sinner, hlI'S de Outda.
onceSt Thug dat ever happened
nee HOrUd thrOwed de three chll
Il in tie fiery iunmt, an all de
lu'ch oughter to rise au' perteS
IN it like dc prophit Lijah agiU de
Dpe. OpTe creamOnlUrieS ain
but Il attenuation TO de Lord
= Il deSSiCariOn er de ordinations
religion. Dere couldn't nuver be
tun'els ef de cOrpSes was all 10
flung in de fire aud burnt mp to
an who'd kcer to blOUg to
church whar dey eoFldh't have
fun'els an Sech fnr folks 10 igjOy
yselves? Au' how you gWine 10
Ig that good ole hymn "De chris
IN week at de BLOWN OF de
rn. HITS 10 use to pray when do
in am gone" eff de christmas
he burnt up fo' de horn begin TO
WI l tell you, my bretheriD'
Is wuSser ~ de train beiu' gone
en- de man hlsse'f's dOue gone to
thin an dar aiu't no born .
inter week him deu, not even