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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1887-03-03
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4 few years ago q little book fell into
ous hands, recounting the experience OF o
certain prominent business man, from
which 1t appeared thas as WIN moss
had broken his health. The doctor said he
could not live. He then stated that he used
q certain article which effectually cured
him, and tout Of gratitude for his own re-
Of his fortune to spreading its merits be.
As we read it we said: '.This is evil
IDENTIFY a shrewd expression of CONNER
cial motive; 1t sounds we'll; 1t reads we'll;
but many people will not believe It," .,,
famous the world over. He gave several
hundred thousand dollars to astronomical
research, and his name became house.
hold word in nearly every home In the
United States.
Hundreds Of thousands of people to-day
without reservation. say that to this man
alone they owe their lives.
II ten men are collected together the
chances are that If one man accidentally
refers to Warmers safe cure seven Of then
ence or from the experience Of theil
friends, of marvellous results which thai
remedy has wrought.
Nothing has ever been put on the market
great and kept up SO wonderfully, and this
alone is evidence that merit is at the bot
tom Of its popularity.
In our files we find many an advertise.
ment from this house. Some people have
believed, have used and have been cured
others have disbelieved, have not used, ant
died.
The manufacturers have stated, as the
result of their most careful investigations
| that the condition of the kidneys is the Ike,
| to health, and that they know If the kid
neys are maintained in health by Warner
safe cure, ninety-three per cent Of diseases
would disappear.
The uric acid, or waste Of the system
| left in the blood, by what may be called
constipated kidneys, blocks up the system
and carries disease to every organ.
This statement, made time and tim,
again, Is so full Of sense that it Is now &C
cepted as scientific truth by Insurance.
companies who reject millions of risk
| every year If there is the least inactivity o
| these organs.
The public is tired Of the wrangles o
this school and of that school, and it i
quick to recognize anything that has sucl
conceded merit, and on this ground alon
can we account for its extraordinary sale
| and popularity.
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Anxious Daughter-Mother, did papa
have his salary increased when he was
marriedp
Omaha Matron--No, my child.
II don't suppose he had any money
saved up, did hep"
mot penny; he spent all he earn
ed" '.
ibid you get along comfortablyP"
1--WE were very happy"
"Well, you know George hasn't been
able to save cent, but"
"See here, if that poverty-stricken
fellow dares to show his face here
again I'll get your father to kick him
out. "-Onldha World.
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FARM AND eIREs,pE,

The Western Rural believes butter
Is injured by being frozen.
AN impoverished or "worn-out"
soil means that it needs food. You
may supp ~ it with farm manures or
with fertilize rs. But the food must be
supplied or the crops will be light
Western Rural.
-Cocoan ut Candy: One and three
quarters of a pound Of brown sugar,
one large cocoanut with the milk, one
tablespoonful of butter. Let it cook
until quite stiff, then pour into but
tered dish.-Boston Budget.
Dried Fruit Roll: Take small loaf
Of bread dough. when ready for baking;
roll to about one-half an inch in thick
ness; spread with the fruit made smooth
and seasoned; commence at one side
and roll up and steam an hour; eat
with butter sauce.-Detroit Tribune.
Fruit Snaps: One and half cup
fuls Of sugar, one of butter, one-half
cupful of molasses, three eggs, one tea
spoonful of soda, one cupful Of raisins,
one of currants, one tablespoonful of
ginger, one of cloves, one of cinnamon,
one Of allspice, sufficient -four to roll
out as soft as can be cut. These will
keep several months.-Toledo Blade.
Large profits do not always depend
upon large crops. One may grow a
large crop, but the expense of so doing
may balance the receipts. Low prices
also have an influence when crops are
good in sections. The profits depend
upon the securing of the greatest
amount at the least possible cost.-N.
7. Eranstaer.
New Graham Gems: One pint Of
graham flour, one pint of wheat flour,
one quart of milk, four fresh eggs
yelks only--one large teaspoonful Of
salt. Beat all together very smoothly
and lastly add the whites beaten to a
stiff froth. Have the well-buttered
gem pans very hot and bake in a quick
Christian Union.
Why not have hoe handles flat Of
oval like axe handlesp asks a writer ir
the Rural NeW Yorker. With sucl.
handle the workman can strike more
&C curately and SO work nearer tt
pla nts, because the hoe will not turn ir
his hands. The edge will wear evenly
and the hoe last longer than with thu
old round handle. The wrist is not Sc
soon tired nor the hands cramped will
the fiat handle. When you come to re
pair the old hoes put an oval handle il
| one of them.
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AEver hear of man shaving himself
with o pumice stonei" asked an Ogden
avenue barber Of Chicago Herald re-
porter. There is Q carpenter over here on
Jane street who has not touched his skin
with razor for six months, yet his face Is
swsys. e. smooth - o awoman's. Threc
times Q week he sits down upon the bench
in his shop, and with . piece Of pumice
stone held tightly between his index finger
shd thumb he will slowly rasp tho stl bile
~ bio chin and chops. He says he can
time It would require him with razor
Talk about there being any money in Q
barber shopi It's all bosh II won't be
long before mon win be shaving them
selves with sponges, and cutting their hair
with ap egg beater."
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THE GARFIELD FAMILY.
A Glimpse at the Handsome Home 81
Mentor and It's Occupants.

A Glimpse at the Handsome Home 81
Mentor and It's Occupants.
In five years there have been many
notable changes in the Garfield family.
There have been no deaths, but the
children Of whom the father was 80
fond have grown up. The two older
boys have begun course in the CO.
lumbia College Law School, and Harry,
the elder, has been teaching in some
Eastern school. Both are graduates Of
Williams College. James r. Garfield
has been studying NV with Judge
Boynton in Cleveland, and is looked
upon by friends Of his father as the
son most like him in every way.
He has his fathers size, complexion,
eyes and manner. Both sons are now
men, and have, it is said, great am
bition. Miss Mollie, the only daughter,
is now young woman taller than her
mother, and has about finished her
studies. The two younger sons,
Abram and Irwin-the latter named
for General Irwin McDowell-are old
enough to enter school on the Hud-
son, and left home for their duties
there recently. They had never been
away from home alone before.
Since the preliminary education Of
Abram and Irwin IN the Cleveland
mblic schools the mother has had nc
alrther desire to live in city. She
has ordered her mansion in Cleveland
sold and has decided to make hel
future home in Mentor. She has here
added TO the modest frame house o
her husband "Qdeen Anne" structure
| which cost $4,000. It is the most i'm
| posing home IN the country, although
the new part is behind and wholly sub
servient to the old house in which the
President lived. This still remains thu
head and front of the Garfield home
| although remodeled to conform will
the addition. A $4,000 addition to I
5000 house is a curiosity in moderl
architecture, but sentiment for tn,
past and its illustrious dead inspired
it. There are probably sixty rooms il
both new and old houses. They n
all furnished in modern style and witt
considerable elegance, and there is al
air of aristocracy about the interio
which Garfield did not know in his owl
home. Although the house is far il
the country it has all the convenience
of city home-in plumbing, gas-tit
ting and steam-heating.
| A natural gas well has been bored Of
the farm, and the yard is kept lighte
day and night. The main entrance
through the old house. In the hal
facing the door is "Grandma" Gai
fields old wall-sweep clock, which he
husband brought home just sixty year
ago. 1t is still the STANDARD time" G
that house, and keeps on ticking jus
as it did when the President was borr
To the left is the smoking room, whic
is lounging room for the family
James being their only one VIII
smokes. To the right is the old parlol
now a reception room, and rich IN relic
of the dead. It was once his study
Bibles and other books are upon til
tables, and the furniture is much th
the same as when the family left fo
Washiagton.-Ladies' World.
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Suffering Womanhood.

Too much effort can not be made to bring
10 the attention Of suffering womanhood the
great value Of Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound as remedy for the diseases
Of women. Such an one is the wife Of Gen.
eral Barringer, Of Winston, N. c., and we
quote from the Generals letter as follows: /:
"Dear Mrs. Pinkham: Please allow me to
add my testimony to the most excellent
medicinal qualities of your Vegetable Com
pound. Mrs. Barringer was treated for
several years for what the physician called
Leucorrhua and Prolapsus Uteri COM
bined. sent her to Richmond, Va, where
she remained for six months under the
treatment of an eminent Physician without
any permanent benefit. She was induced
to try your medicine and after reasonable
time commenced to improve and is now
able to attend to her business and consid-
ers herself fully relieced." General Barrin-
ger is the proprietor Of the American Ho-
tel, Winston, N. c., and is widely known.
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"A French wstness was aslxed the ques-
ton WHISTLER he ever went 70 church. He
said TO the exsmiuing counsel, ~ p.
"Sair, object to answer de kesteon-it ID
not 8 proper kesteon.n The coAnsel In
slated. and tlhe witness said: u appeal to
your honneur-if 1t IL propair kesteon. y
The Judge ruled that the question was Q
proper one and must be answered, and
thsreupon the witness, with tu4t bncon-
sclousness Of his blunder, ssiA aSonvul.
sing the crowded court with laasatSr): u
deaffsir from your honneur--if u 1is'not Q
proper keitsoni for II say no dee eyes Of
= whole copft v upon ne; IL say yes. !
IN al liebs iFoi Qft lfaI
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American Harvesting Machinery in Aus
tralia.

Australian paptrs just received announce
the award Of the National Gold Medal to
AULTMAN, MILLEG Il Co., Of Akron, O., for
their Light Draft Buckeye Folding Binder,
as the result of the National field trial held
in December last. The following, cut from
the Melbourne Argus Of December 16, 1886,
giving particulars Of the contest, will be OF
interest. The Argus says: ....
The field trial OF reapers and binders in
connection with the National Show ut
inst, on Mr.. Guthrie's farm, about two
miles from Shepparton. Owing to the
pressure of harvest work, crops in all III.
rections being ripe, the attendance Of farm.
ers did not exceed $50, but great interest
late ss sSOW % the '5 5aages placea the HornsSy IN s
machine first, Mccormick second and the
Woods third; the Buckeye representa-
tive disliked being left out in the cold. and
demanded 9 field trial as provided by the
protest; 50 the prizes were held over pend.
ing the field trial The crop was ripe
wheat, and the land was 90 rough that
none Of the machines could show very low
cutting, and the jolting over the hard clods
and drivers. TWO O clock v rs the hour iixed
for the trial, but as the "Buckeye'' was tho
only machine then ready, Q delay was
caused by the Hornsby and Mccormick
experts giving their machines q pre-.
llmlnary run IN tne aO1Olnlng OlOck OF crop,
and start was not made until o quarter
past three. The five judges gave great at
tention to their duties, and were ably Sec
onded by the subcommittee, appointed by
the society and the secretary, Mr. Harold
B. TURNKEY. About two acres were allotted
to each machine, and they finished in
the following order: Buckeye" hour 10
Mccormick, hour % minutes. The two
latter machines were drawn by three
horses each, while two lighter horses
worked the "Buckeye" binder with equal
ease. The decision Of the judges was based
on the following scale of points:
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has been laborious and costly work, but
the end justifies the effort. Obstruction in
any important channel means disaster. OBJ
structions in the organs Of the human body
bring inevitable disease. They must be
cleared away, or physical wreck will fol-
low. Keep the liver in order, and the pure
health, strength and life; let Il become dis.
ordered and the channels are clio -ged with
impurities, which result in disease and
death. No other medicine equals DR..
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery for
acting upon the liver and purifying the
blood.
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The Proper study OF Mankind 10 Man,"
says the illustrious Pope. II he had in
cluded woman in the list, he would have
been nearer the truth, II not SO poetical
DR.. r. v. Pierce has made them both life
arrangements to which her delicate sys-
tenn is liable. Many women in the land
who are acquainted with DR.. Pierce only
through his Favorite Prescription" bless
him with all their hearts, for he has brought
them the panacea for all those chronic all
ments peculiar to their sex; such as leucor-
rhna, prolapsus and other displacements,
liberation, "internal fever" bloating,
tendency to internal cancer, and other all
ments. Price reduced to one dollar. By
druggists.
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The Judges (Mcssrs. A. Klnkaid, II.
wilkinson, J. Grieve, J. M'Intyre and J.
M Guinness) thus awarded the "Buckeye"
the first prize, with the maximum number
Of points; Hornsby second, with 43, and
Mccormick third, with 81, adding that the
work performed was the best they had
ever seen, and their decision was cheered
by the farmers present.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1887-03-03

DRY and gray hair will become moist and
dark by the use of Halls Hair Renewer.
For sudden colds, hoarseness, or irrita-
ton OF the throat, take Ayers Cherry
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A BRAssY proceeding -eating in res
taurant whose forks nced replating.-
NeD Havea Nens.
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-"Have you any chestnutse" 'No;
haven't received any yet. But there's
to b 3 minstrel show In town tonight,
Perhaps yOu can get some there. N.~
H3s66r06 Dispotek
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DR.. Pierce's "Pellets' (the original "little
liver pills") and no pain or gripping. Cure
sick or bilious headache. sour stomach, and
cleanse the system and bowels. 25 cents a
vial
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Blowing Up He'll Gate

A SLIP Of the pen--a young porker.-
Boston Buleliu
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IT is the empty heart that aches. The
he ead is differently. U. Picayune.
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WHY Is bad governess like good onei
One misguides, the other guides misses
" T. Herald
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Az auctioneer does as he is bid, post
man as he Is directed.
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THE man who commits suicide by hang
ing dies Of his own free will and cord.
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CHESTNUT heir--the son Of negro
minstrel.-.lerchdia Irdpeier.
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AL Men are not BAD,
Neither are all prepared remedies unrelia-
BILE. This Is proven by the results follow
ing the use OF DR.. Harter's Iron Tonic for
dyspepsia, rheumatism, scrofula, jaundice,
torpid liver and general weakness.
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For CouaHs AND THROAT DIsoRpERs
use Browns BRONCHIAL TROCHEs "Have
never changed my mind respecting them,
except think better of that which began
thinking we'll of"-Rev Henry Ward
Beecher. Sold only in boxes Price 25 cts.
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Coop ADvICE.-Use Hale's Honey of
Pixies TOothache Drops Cure in one minute.
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B months treatment for SOC. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. Sold by druggists.
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A TYPE Of the pcoplc-tin-type.-R Roches-
ter Post Express.
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Hrs life perpetual grind-the miller
". Y. Graphic.
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NAN wants but little here below zero
Boston Courier.
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AT the ffty-cent table d'hote-Guest
(who has been elegantly served with
almost nothing)-''Now, waiter, that ]
have struggled through eleven courses
of cut glass, silver and air begin to
feel hungry. Bring me some corned
beef and cabbage and glass Of plain
everyday water" It'd Bits. 10. 81
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"A new method Of securing veneer
to its base consists In spreading glue or
other adhesive matter, between the
veneer and the base. passing the two
secured parts under heated roller to
melt the glue and cause it to enter the
pores of the wood, then finally passing
the connected base and the veneer under
chilled rollers to harden and set the
glue, and prevent the warping or shrink
Ing Of the veneer consequent upon the
gradual cooling or drying Of the glue.
Boston Bulletin.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-04-23

EOR SALE.-A BABY CARRIAGE iu'
order. Will sell carriage with afghal
Sc Inquire at As Maryland Avenue.
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An Ideal Portrait.

The tendency Of people to associate ideal
portraits with persons whom they have
seen struck me in hearing the remarks of
spectators of a painting in a fremont street
window. Here has been displayed during
the week picture Of an emaciated indi-
yidual bending over an ancient book, his
bleary eyes and cadaverous visage sug-
gesting absorption in the pursuit which
left him no time for attention to his per-
sonal appearance. Leaning on his elbow,
with his gaze upturned, this curious figure
might serve as pictorial warning against
the abuse of study and reflection, and yet
its superficial resemblance to familiar
character on the stage led a number Of
well dressed persons to mistake it for O
portrait of Henry Irving. THAT'S the
way he studies up those thrilling parts of
his, - heard one of them say, and as there
was no dissent from the remark it evil
IDENTIFY conveyed the impression Of the
knot of sidewalk critics. Boston Post.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-04-23
4 rev Geograpl,icaI Notes.

The Orinoco is being explored by a
French traveller, n. ChafIanjon, who has
already discovered numerous errors in ex-
isting maps, and has made extensive sci
enttic collections. The United states
fish commission is about to investigate
the fish bearing properties Of the Kiu
Sawa, or Black Stream, Of Japan, which,
crossing the Pacific in high latitude, is
said to modify the Temperature and cli-
mate of Alaska and the Aleutian archi-
pelago in much. the same manner IS the
British climate is modified by the Gulf
Stream. Prof. Neumaye1, Of Hamburg,
anticipates that Antarctic explorations,
whose great importance he urges, will
show that the south pole was a center Of
dispersion of animals and plants for the
southern hemisphere, as the north pole is
believed TO have been for the northern
Arkansaw Traveller.
Ii Greece there are LIZ primary
schools, SO 'gymnasia and 200 secondary
schools, all public institutions.
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NOtice-


lust RECEIVED and for sale at Kill
- MANS l6 Market Space, Ladies Oxford
gola Kid, buff and tip Low Quarters and all 9TH
er kinds Of Shoes, very cheap. aI9w
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bismarck and the Assassin.

Referring to his encounter with Blind,
the assassin, Prince Bismarck said re-
Gently: 81 owe my extraordinary escape
from death partly to the solidity aad
hardness Of my rib and partly 10 the
strength Of my muscles Blind had
scarcely raised his pistol when ] erappled
with him, and got his right arm In a tight
grip. which never relaxed until he was
secured by patrol Of the guard. OF the
five shots he fred while we were strug
Cling only this one (poiating to his side
took effect. for I had my wits about me
and managed to keep his pistol hand bent
outward, except just ct the end II the
tussle, when he succeeded in turning tho
barrel full upon my body. But the bull
let, though il stung me 50 sharply that (
thought it had gone clean through me,
only glanced off my rib.
II ran much more imminent risk from
the fair play instincts Of an honest PrTG -
guardsman than / did from tsiat foclist
lads revolver. You see he was q small
ish fellow and / am rather lg ore
While we were wrestling, my lat fell On
and / suppose my bald head PROVED 2
tempting object 10 one cg tic soldiers,
who ran UP to see what was tie matter,
hearing the reports of the pistol: for this
, worthy fellow. perceiTing c tall mali, as
he fancicd. III treating o short yOHtli,
dubbed his rife. and would es uredly
have brought he butt end down WITH q
crash upon nE bare pate hed uos caught
sight Of his attitude Ia tIlec - shout ort,
Hold OIL anl Bisrnarcil' frc1 sglscll
he dropped his weapon IL q i.pc-s fescefef
fright than even my own. Chicago
Herald.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-04-23
Notice of EStray.

Came to the Subscriber on or about the 12thnf
18th inst, small BAY HORSE, rathl n
and rough-l0oking, The owner can 81
same by proving property and payin
a22 E. II. w. SHEKELLS, Annapol n
TOR SALE,-A fine Fresh COW. sell
II cheap either with Calf or with Il Calf
Apply to JOHN CUNNING, Mean DGyiic
Cemetery
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mHOUSES FOR SALES "a

kSix new TWO-STOKfY BRICK HOUSES. beau
Ufully located on Horn Point. They have five
rooms each, neatly finished, conveniently ar
ranged, good yards and outDulldings. a new
pump OF pure water at the edge OF a pavement
running along the entire row. They command a
hne frOut view of the harb0r aud Naval Acad-
envy. VIII be sold cheap, on easy terms Also
other desirable houses an Annapolis for sale.
j. EDWARDS MUNR0E,
315 Heal Estate and Insc. Agt.