New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-27
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Tho editor Of religious paper published In this city
not long ago received sui pti0L from well mean
L. g correspondent accompanied with this statement:
In my opinion you excel ali your e.ghbors a.
Lgious weakly" lnasmuch rs he paper In question
happens to DO anything but weakly" the editor
well afford to tell The Joke ON himself
The Bomb Thevry.-ehicago AnarcfIst-Yes, you
boa, ed aiistocrats are
Wal, mhl.nan-iour pardon, friend, am Walt
Nhltman, tn. poet.
- All The same, yOu-"
"hy poems bring me in only s1oo year, and
"Ehi That's an outrage, outrage against suf
fertng humanity. You come wild me- Herr Whitman,
AM 4 Il show you how to make dy Mantle bombs. Then
you II get rich"
Making bombs p
No. throwing em. Throw 'em at folks what won't
buy your poems. '-tOmaha World
IL takes about three weeks to marry a couple In
Japan One advantage Of this Is that japanese clergy
men are not tempted to 60 into the marriage business
for revenue, they have been doing Camden, NJ J.
Ca. Cause of Of Emo.ion-omaha Mantle paper says
seven brides In different parts of the country have
d,a o. eAci,emont ami emotion at the altar.
Wife-shouldn't wonder. IL Is rcma kabio that so
Il don't ''; see ~, why y: the, hes" s i%S "'
Humph That shows all you know about dresses"
-tOuiaha World.
Mrs. Woodwork, the "psroxysmal evangelist Of the
West" says the world viii end Just four years
from the first Of the present month. But before
the prince herctics, viii become the foremosx sole
In the army OF Jesus Christ" There Is no doubt VI
this, because she has had vision In which she 'be-
held Ing rso before q great multitude and heard him
exhorting fall In behind the banner Christ
mortal exhorted before" Colonel Inger
soil Is gallant and will doubtless find IL hard 20
dsappoint Lady who has had such soul stirring
vision.
With the completion Of the Grand Auditorium Guild
ing, Chicago VIII lave better place Of meeting for
vii sccnmodasa yo M and hs sys my
room for specta ors than any other American struot
ure. II VIII be finished by next May and ready for
occupation by either or boh VI the National conven-
uons-(Chcago Journal
A farmer Harrisburg. Penn, raised thlrty-two
melons tbs year. but didn't make much out OF them.
This largely owing to the fact that he has had to
pay s265 In lawyers fees and costs for shooting salt
Into tho legs of boys who tried steal his melons
Swell people of Boston never get back to the city
they get back to town, a. the English do.
Cholly-" Did you hear about that bank spashup
yesterday, Gawgef Ca-her away with the fbnds
Gawge-" Common occurrence; don't pay any at
tcntion u such reports any more"
days, 1t stands him In hand to put where he Knows
4 will stay BY tho way can you lot me have ten
this m0rning9
Really, dear boy. you offer me such excellent all
vice about pu ting money where know q viii stay,
tBingbamton Republican.
An enthusiastic cremationist proposes to build
crematoriun somewhere In the Western part Of this
State Ho had better call 1t by another namo u no
doesn't want have It mistaken for . creamery By
tho farmers In that district.
The suburbs that are really part Of Chicago sp;
We ars reaching for tho championship pennsnt In the
matter Of popuation.-tChicago Tribune
The Democratic appear " have lost their old time
honored Trumpet that forth No Untortain Sound,
and they obliged " use broken Tin Horn that
aefallu Tori
Prea hing IL getting to be and a bust
basis and churches must compete In the worlds
aret for brains II they want to got the best Those
which offer bare subsistence, and tina. often do
penden on the beraty Of donation parties expect
to get only who are incapable OF getting more In
In rhe pulpit q place whore mcdocrity Is most con-
spicuous and whore superiority 10 essentla-twator-
bury American
Mr.. d. L. Moody's Is Yale freshman.
"The Church Press" an Episcopal paper Of this
city, Is 10 be, ONE on illustrated journal.
Very Fair" How arc times, Uncle jerry ~ he
asked OF an old colored whitewssher the market
"Very far, sah-very far"
"Thcn your business Is rushing, oh ~
to S al NY n S ss ae cm IA. sIss
up a suit OF clothes an basket Of writes. can't
COMPLAIN sah-can't compiain"-(Deroit Free Press
I'll Paso, Texas, IL proud OF the fact that from an
adobe village 1881 It aas become modern city tn
1887" 1t also soes many indi Ions that IL Is
to become great international metropolis.
English wa ter icon empla ing emigratonI to Amer
lean lOuIst-And ave you any otel tip over there
American lenthusIas icaiiyl-Iiote tips You bet |
You should Just cyclone tipping Western hotel
-(Boston Courier
els this business trip that you are on, General ="
asked q Chicago reporter Of General Butter tho other
day. "Yes," replied the General, who did not want
to talk. any principal business to-day has been to
keep reporters out VI my room"
HINT
They strolled along through tho wood together,
A manly youth and maiden far,
Gathering leaves, In tho autumn YEA her,
Tinted with colors most rich and rare
Ho said " You are much like the umn leaves,
With your cheeks OF red and your hair OF gold
And your heart tho frost that the leaf receives
Ere rs hues seen for your heart Is cold"
The maiden answered, " II may be so:
You've known mo long and perhaps know best,
But tho frozen Leaf thaws, you know
Attor us gathered and properly pressed"
-lBostvn Courier