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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02

BEfO AND AFTER OF the chicken
USING. of German
table d'hote. I was talking to an old
lady the other day at a tennis party.
'Ah,' she said, 'it is all very well, but in
my time it was not by making ourselves
hot and nasty that we attracted the
menp There is something in this, no
doubt. Still, if it is the fashion to be
hot and nasty and even 'lop-sided,
L suppose the girls have no choice.
The female lawn-tennis fends of
America had long been aware of the de-
feet in form caused by that pleasurable
sport, but by judicious use of padding
in the dresses had deceived the admir-
ing eyes of their masculine friends.
Spartan efforts had been made to keep
that neglected left sholder in perpen-
dicular line, and heroic endeavors of
visual deception had been used to pre-
serve tine largely increased size of the
right biceps from detection when the
beautiful but disproportionate arms
were exposed to view by sleeveless ball
dresses.
Indeed, the young men had often
wondered why so many ladies of beau
tiful form had defied fashion by sleev-
ing their ball dresses, and why, in the
grand change" of the lanciers, the
same young lady who gave an appar-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
He Did Not Get Away

"Y0u never drink or smoke, do you,
George. dear?' she said. "You know
could never marry a man who drinks
and smokes"
George. in broken-hearted tone of
voice, admitted that he did smoke and
drink little. and turned to go.
Bat pair of white 21-year-oid arms
were around his neck in a moment.
"Nerer mind. George" said the girl
s.perliaps my wifely influence will in
tliice you to give them up.'-Sew York
Sun.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
GEORGE LOOMS SCHEME.
An Editor Who Yearns to Sing
Tenor

George Loomis, the sweet singer of
Duluth and editor of the Duluth Trib-
ule, was in the city last w, e'l. in com
pany with his gold-handled umbrella
and proud, naughty moustache. He is
on a four months vacation and bound
southwark with the intention of eXplor-
ing all the principal cities south OF the
Mason and Dixon line. Two years ago
George was st. Paul newspaper man,
but drifted Dnluthward and an
chored there just in time to be lifted
on the swell of prosperity that struck
that city, and his Investments in real es-
tate grew rapidly and he woke up one
morning and found himself comfortably
fixed in this worlds goods. With
"arewdness born of long experience
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
A Prophet for Profit.

Detrnt Free Press.
'-Unele jack" said city market
butcher to an old colored Whitewater
the other day, ''yOu know the weather
pretty well, don't you?"
Eyes, Sah."
What kind of winter do you think
we'll have?''
We'll, sab, dat same quesliun war
axed me yesterday. accompanied by a
GIT OF 10 cents, an / predicted a VERY
mia winter. Hows,iineber. as you
laycn't''-
Here's dime. Uncle Jack
All. thanks. It's gwine to he mild.
sal.--werry mild. Yes. sah--wc'il hev
summer all winter, sah."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
A Waste of Money.
Tid-Bits.

Tld-Blts.
''I'm as mad as hornet this morn
in',' remarked Connecticut matron to
a visitor. ''D'yeOu meet big, healthy
lookin' tramp little ways down the
road2'
81 believe l did"
'Waal, l barg'ned with that Teller ter
saw cord o wood for his breakfast
an 10 cents"
ssYes?"
''Waal, he ct breakfast enough fer
four men, an then he went aOut an
hired my husband ter saw the wood for
a nickel, an he slept in the barn till it
was done. / only jest faund it aout.
An now JoSiah's gone daown ter the
store, an / know he'll squander that
hull 5 cents on peppermint lozenges.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02

emily tender pressure of the hand when
the right hand was presented appeared
so cold when the left hand. which is
nearer the heart, was grasped in the be-
wildering change of that pleasant fifth
figure of the dance.
When the American society belle
learned that the English girl left her
lawn tennis deformity to the gaze of the
vulgar world. why should she be too
prudish to sacrifice her pride to the ali
powerful dictates of omniScient British
fashion?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02

say that they are not lop-sided. But l
say that they are, obviously to my own
naked! (but, heaven knows, most re-
spectful and modestl eye, and il this
evidence be not sufficient then ! will
app cal to their tailOrs and dreSSmakers.
maintain that the right shoulder of the
average female athlete however other
wise charming) is about two inches
broader than the left; that the body in
pathetic mind. most painfully to the
riglt side: that the right arm and fist
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
Logic From the Quarters.

Bobby-Mr. Whitesides, mudder say
please lem her yer umberil dis mawnin'.
she's gwine to de meetin' ober to de
church. am amt got none.
Mr.. Whitesides-You tole yer many,
If hit rains, I'll want de umberil myself.
an if it don't rain, she won't hab any
use sor it.-TeXas Siftings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
An Advanced Student.

Philadelphia Call.
jamie (preparing to say his Sunday
school lessom-Here are my verses,
Aunt Ethel. in the last chapter of Rev
elation. Maud (who has just finished
the second reader and has prospects of
promotion)-0h, Aunt Ethel, is Jamie
going out of the Bible?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
Sure to Work,

'sNow. how must do with this we'd
ding cake to dream on it?'' asked a
gushing damsel of a matter-of-fact
young man.
''Just eat it; that's ALL" was the re-
ply.-W aShington Critic.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
A Reasonable Offer

New York Sun.
Sleeping-car porter busting Off a pas
senger)-Am yo' a resident of New York,
sab?
Passenger-Yes, I'm one of the officials
at Castle Garden.
Sleeping-car porter (anxiouslyl-Am
dat so? Well, if [ gives yo' good
dustin off an blacks yo' boots am gives
Ise a poo man. boss, deed is.''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02

q apologize for
this word, but
it is the only ap-
prOpriate on e.
are those OF a
b | a elk S N i t h,
while the left
arm resembles
the drumStick
of the chicken
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02

IT. y uf every style and kind
7elG In the list of Wants you find.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
A PARTISAN EPISODE.
Methods by Which Pretty Act
resses Gain Notopiety and
Pose For Sympathy.
They Seek Liaisons, Claim to
Have Been Betrayed, and
Demand RepaPation.
If the Victim Refuses Money
Wounded Honor is Avenged
With q Pistol.
The Trial in Court is Made
the Basis Of a First
Class Boom.

Cd Els I l. Y
and unobtru-
sively, a roll
u n d e T her
arm, now and
then casting a
shy glance at
an interesting
passer-by, she
slowly meas
ures the boule-
ward. He is
strolling along
" cry much
bored a n d
5 e e k i n g
anuSe III e II t .
Suddenly she
appears with
i'll his circle of
vision. "Sa-
priSti! a pref
ty thing! and
young! and
apparently so
poor. l Won
der where she
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
RUIN TO FORMS.
The Evil Effects Of Tennis Playing in
These Latter Days.
A ONE-SIDED DEVELOPMENT.
The Expert and Practiced Players Are
Said to Be as Crooked as
Rams Horns.

81 have been looking on lately good
deal at lawn tennis,'' says Labouchere,
land have been constrained to observe
that great many of. the ladies who
play, and more especially the expert
and practiced players, are as crooked as
rams horns. l feel sure that all the
ladies in England will write to me and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
Preparing for a Hard Winter.

repairing iOF q nara w inter.
Buffalo Courier.
sit is getting too cool to meet clandes-
timely Oh the porch, Agnes"
Sand my father forbids your entering
the house,"
''And must our love, then, be like the
doormat, or the dormouse. or whatever
it is, that sleeps all winter? Will it not
die of pneumonia or eatarrh? Perhaps
they may have stoves in the horse cars
this winter and-and if they do, though
| dare not hope so, we can ride round IN
the evenings on the Ferry street belt
line, and have an hour and half of
sweet communion, all for 10 cents"
She looked into his face, her ewes "a
diant with love and admiration. "You
are, indeed" she exclaimed fervently,
zone of that small TRANSPORTED band
whose mighty genius overcomes the
most formidable obstacles. We will
write postal card to the horse car COM
pany imploring them to put stoves in
the cars this winter" and they at once
penned it. Whether their appeal will
melt the icy hearts of the horse car
people will be known before Christmas
time.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
1t Was a Base SANDER.

Nebraska State journal.
Farmer GrigSby, I've been buying
butter of you for three years. and pay
ing cash for it, haven't I?"
Eyes, sir. you haye.o
"And YOU have always assured me
that it was fresh country butter?'
Certainly"
We'll, Eve heard that you buy old,
decayed butter at Johnson's grocery
work it over and sell it as fresh. Is it
true?"
"There is not word of truth in it,
sir. never bought a pound at John
sons. always go to Snyderly's gro
Gerry and pay cash"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02

n:.L who wash or cook or iron
OIf7S Should advertise and get the hirin'.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
She Might Relent.

o11C III ItCIcuUs
Lincoln Journal.
Il can't see, Nellie, why your mother
will never allow you to go driving with
me-"
81 think, Charlie, that she might give
her consent if she could see you driving
your new horse once"
How do you mean?"
''Why, it's all you can do to hold it."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
II is Not Proper that There Should Be
Too Much Solemnity on the
Sabbath Day.
Washington Critic.
He Wishes He Had Not Said 1t.

He Wishes He Had Not Said 1t.
Detroit Free Press.
He-What a lovely fan you have, Miss
Edith.
She-Yes, like it. My papa gave it
to me. 1t came from Paris and is hand
painted.
He-Indeed? And how nicely it
matches your complexion.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02
A Short Internission.

A Short IntermiSSiOn.
Philadelphia Call.
''You were not at church last Sun
day." said the good pastor, in mild re-
proach.
NO." said Bagley, getting red in the
face. ''The fact is, have some notion
of retiring from the church during the
summer months"
SIS it possible!" exclaimed the pas
tor, in Mortified tone. ''Have you be-
come infected with these modern free
thinking notions that
''No! no! not at all. The fact is. I've
bought lawn mower, and am afraid
can't be consistent Christian while
Pm learning to handle the blamed
thing.''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-02

True Love Running Smoothly.
New York Sun.
She-Do you remember that lovely
moonlight ride we had at Newport last
summer, Charley, behind the cute little
donkey?
He with tender reproach)-Do I re-
member it, love? AS if could ever for
get it!
She-You are nice to say so, Charley;
and do you know, dear, l never see
donkey without thinking of you.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22
RECORDING OF BIRTHS AMI
DEATHS.

An act of the Legislature, approved
March 20, 1887. provides that every person
who shall officiate at the birth of q child
shall make a record thereof, and within
three months after such birth shall make
and deliver to the Recorder of Deeds of
the county wherein the birth took place, a
certificate lnder his hand containing the
facts of such birth. 1t also provides that
every person who shall oficiate at the
burial Of any deceased person shall make a
record thereof and within two weeks after
such death shall make and deliver, or send
by the due course of mail or express, or by
such other manner as will insure safe
transit, to the Recorder of Deeds of the
county wherein such death took place, a
certificate under his hand containing par
ticulars of such death.
All certificates of births and deaths shall
be fled and recorded by the Recorder in o
book kept for that purpose, and the Board
of Commissioners of the several counties
| shall provide blanks certificates, to be paid
| for by the county, to be furnished to ply
| sicians midwives and undertakers, to en-
able them to carry out and comply with
the requirements of the act.
| Failure to comply with the provisions
| of the act is punishable by fine of not
less than $40 nor more than $50 for each
ofense, and wilfully making false Ger.
tificate of any birth or death is punishable
by a fine not exceeding $500, or imprison
meet in the county jail for any period moi
exceeding six months.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22
THE NEW LICENSE ACT.

Following is the full text of an amend
ment to the License Act, which was passed
at the last session of the Legislature, and
approved February 1, 1887:
Sec. 20. The County Auditor shall
from time to time deliver to the Sheriff as
many of such licenses as may be required,
and shall sign the same and charge them
to the Sheriff !; provided, that before sign
ing or delivering any license to Sheriff,
the Auditor shall fill out the license in
full, stating therein to whom said. license is
issued, the kind of business authorized to
be carried on under the license, the room,
building and placewhere the business is to be
carried on, the dates when said license be-
gins and expires, and the amount of money
to be paid therefor, an shall at the same
time make entries of the same upon the
stubs in the icense-book. Whenever any
license is returned, by the Sheriff, unsold,
the Auditor shall cancel and file the license,
and note the fact and date of such cancella-
tion upon the stubs thereof. No Board of
County Commissioners shall audit or allow
any claim in favor Of Sheriff until there
shall be fled with said Board the certified
statement of the Auditor that all settle
ments required by the list Section of the
Act of which this is amendatory, have
been made by said Sheriff. The amount
of all licenses issued to the Sheriff and not
accounted for shall be deducted before any
claim shall be allowed to Sheriff No
county shall be liable to the Auditor, other
than for his official salary, for any fees or
for any services required of him under this
Act.
The construction placed upon this
amendment is that all persons requiring
licenses shall apply to the Sheriff for the
same, giving in the application descrip-
tiou of the room or building in which the
business is to be carried on for which the
licansa a 10 iSS,ed
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22
MUST FILE CERTIFICATE AND
PUBLISH.
TApproved February 9. 1887. ]

SECTION 1. Every partnership transact
| ing business in this State under a ficticious
name, or a designation not showing ths
names of the persons interested as partners
| in such business, must file with the Clerl
OF the county in which the said partner
ship is carrying on business, certifcatt
| stating the names in full of all the mem
bers of such partnership and their places
of residence, and publish the same once q
week for four consecutive weeks in news
paper published in the county, if there be
one, and if there be none in such county,
then in newspaper published in an adjoin.
ing county.
SEQ. 2. The certificate fled with the
Clerk, as provided in Section one of this
Act, must be signed by the partners and
acknowledged before some officer author
lied to take the Acknowledgement of con-
veyances of real property. Where the
partnership is hereafter formed, the certif-
cate must be filed, and the publication
designated in that Section must be made
within one month after the formation of
the partnership, or within one month from
the time designated in the agreement of it's
members for the commencement of the
partnership; where the partnership has
been heretofore formed, the certificate
must be filed and the publication made
within two months after the passage of
this Act. Persons doing business contrary
to the provisions of this Act, shall not
maintain any action upon, or on account of
any contracts made or transactions had il
their partnership name, in any court of
this State, until they had first filed the
certificate and made the publication herein
required
SEC. g. On every change in the men,
bers of a partnership transacting basiness
in this State under fcticious name, or a
designation which does not show the names
of the persons interested as partne in it's
business, new certificate must be filed
with the County Clerk and new publica-
tion made, as required in this Act, on the
formation Of such partnership.
Sec 4. Every County Clerk must keep
register Of the name of every such part
nership, and of each partner therein, and
he shall charge for each name so entered
the sum Of twenty-five cents, to be COL
lected as other fees, which shall be full
compensation for filing and registration.
Sec. 5. Copies of the entries of County
Clerk, as herein directed, when certified
by him, and afidavits of publication as
herein directed, made by the printer, pub
Usher or chief clerk of newspaper, are
prima facie evidence of the facts therein
stated; provided, that this Act shall not
apply to any incorporation duly created
and existing under and by virtue of the
laws governing and providing for the crea-
tion of interpretations in this State, and
now engaged or hereafter to be engaged in
doing business in this State.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22
THE NEW LAND BILL.
[Approved March 8, 1871

SECTION l.. Every person who has ap-
piled to the State of Nevada to purchase
any land from it, or who has contracted
with the State of Nevada for such pur-
chase, or who may hereafter apply to or
contract with the State of Nevada, in
good faith, for the purchase of any of its
public lands, and who has paid, or shall
pay to the proper State officers, the amount
of money requisite under such application
or contract, shall be deemed and held to
have the right to the exclusive possession
of the land described in such application or
contract; provided, no actual, adverse pos
session thereof existed in another at the
date of the application.
SEC. 2. Every person who has con.
tracted with the State of Nevada, in good
faith, to purchase any land from it, shall
be entitled to maintain or defend any ac.
tion of law or equity concerning said land
or it's possession, which may be maintained
or defended by persons who own land in
fee, and every person who has applied or
may hereafter apply to the State of Ne.
vada, in good faith, to purchase any land
from it, and has paid or shall pay the
amount of money which may he required
under such application, to the proper State
officer, shall be deemed and held to have
Cne rlSnC TO Ine eACluslFe possesslon VI suoLi
land, and shall be entitled to maintain and
defend any action at law, or in equity,
concerning such land, or the possession
thereof, which may now be maintained OF
defended by persons who own land in fee;
provided. no actual, adverse possession OF
such land existed in another at the date Of
such application.
Sec. 8. Nothing in this Act contained
shall be construed as to prevent any per.
son or persons from entering upon such
| landsfor the purpose of prospecting for any
of the precious metals or to prevent the
which may be discovered thereon.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22
AN ACT

TO REGULATE HOUSES OF PROSTITUTION, DANCE
HOUSES AND HOUSES WHERE BEER, WINE OF
sPIRIrUous LIQUORS ARE SOLD.
The People OF the State, represented in
Senate and Assembly, do enact ss fol.
lows:
SECTION /. II shall be unlawful for any
owner, or agent Of any owner, or any
other person to keep any house of ill-fame,
or 10 let or rent fer any length of time
whatever to any woman of ill-fame any
house, room or structure situated within
four hundred yards Of any schoolhouse or
schoolroom used by any Of the public
schools in the State of Nevada.
SEC. 2. II shall be unlawful for any
owner, or agent Of any owner, or any
other person 10 keep, let or rent for any
length of time, or at all, any house front
ing on the principal business street or thor.
oughfare Of any Of the towns Of this State
for the purposes Of prostitution, or for the
purpose Of keeping any dsnce-house, or
house commonly called "hurdy- house.
or house where wine, beer or spirituous
liquors are sold or served by females or
female walters or attendants or when fe-
males are used or employed to attract or
solicit custom, nor shall any entrance or
exit way to any house referred to in this
section be made or used from the principal
business street or thoroughfare OF any OF
the towns OF this State.
SEC. 8. Any persons violating the pro-
visions of Sections one or two Of this Act
shall be deemed guilty of misdemeanor,
and on conviction, shall be fined not less
than twenty-five dollars. nor more than
three hundred dollars, or be imprisoned
in the County Jail not less than five nor
more than sixty days, or by both such
fine and imprisonment, in the discretion
of the Court.
SEQ. 4. The provisions Of this Act
shall not apply to towns and cities now
Incorporated.
SEC 5. In the trial Of all cases arising
under the provisions OF this Act, evidence
of general reputation shall be deemed
competent evidence as to the question Of
the ill-fame of any house alleged to be
so kept. and to the question Of the ill fame
OF such woman.
SEC. 6. 1t shall Be the duty of the Dis
trict Attorney and Sheriff of each county
in this State to see that the provisions of
this ACT are strictly enforced and carried
into effect, and upon neglecting 30 to do,
they or either of them shall be deemed
guilty OF misdemesnor in Office, and may
be proceeded against as provided in Seo-
tiops 63 and ~ inclusive Of an Act en-
titled can Act relating to elections" ap-
proved March IL. 1878.
SEQ. z. This Act shall take effect and
be In force from and after the first day Of
May, 1887.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22

Providing for photographic and topo-
raphic survery of the State.
Resolution asking the Government to
transport bullion in the postal cars.
Recommending Constitutional Conven.
kon to amend the entire State Constitu-
tion.
Calling on the Government to strengthen
the navy and seacoast defenses.
Asking Congress to provide for the
election of United States Senators by the
people.
Providing for the abandonment of the
mineral portion of Walker Lake Indian
Reservation.
Advocating the passage of the Interstate
Commerce bill.
Advocating the prohibiting of the further
importation. of Chinese into the United
States.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22

Or Ra, neatly printed, with the word
soms ' Nv For Sale" and "Furnisheds
MAJ 40 10 Let" in large letters, can be
uis oitice at as cents each.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-09-22
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