Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1887-06-02

A lady said to AIexande-
would really ask why the yoo5 1-A'
vented men" MADAME '1''t
ito prevent women from 49, n
each other"
A Denver editor writes. aTL
ment Of tens of thousands ne e
business pursuits will in tjrrs . ~
business nation" Then Il - -
threw himself on lounge ~
cigar, while his wife spaded N
yards of hower-garden.
Emperor William has sept
diamond bracelet as weddj,,
TO Jewish maiden whom be -, -
at wisdom opposite his hotel 49,
and in whom he took an mt.
young lady, whose name is E-,r =
married 10 merchant named
Iglaus, in Morayia.
All the Canadian exiles sno,.
of Dr." but they wear # 49,
names.
The lady policeman Of the fr,-.
wear wreath of orange blosso--.
her snowy helmet.
The pious hen always tsacbs.
chicks to say Nov I lay me- a.
they are old enough 70 compr.A..s !
subject.
The Crown Psinee of German
France so cordially that he viii ~.
champagne. The Prince doespT
how much he is injuring the msr-.,.
of American cider.
A lazy recently appeared q. a .,..
able masquerade as a mushroo-
was as successful as are g,s,t j
mushrooms who appear at fs.s.-
masquerades as ladies.
Dot Abram Levi be opens a s.e..,
II mine. It wash mean in hin i
didn't you say last summer, M,. Dan, i
heiner, that competition is the n
trade - Yes, but I wasn't in IA j
ness last Summer
Not a single intoxicated railro,i
among the Order of Conductors h. \
seen in the city during the eonv,
If they Punch brothers, punch j
punch with care.
The Widows, Speaking OF TIA j
departed one of them remarks5 4
emotion: 4 shall never. ueve,
the date of his death, such q tsrrb.
it was to me-" How long ago 4
die:" Two or three years"
That's not a bad landscape.
one there, l mean. Who pair;st
"A young chap named Sincere a
he studied abrCsdsn "Yes indeed A
he was faYorite pupil Of Rsphg
Michael Angelo, or some other Old 4
ter; though don't exactly rszs-]
which it was
In veiw of their frequent suspense
the clauses of the IaE, the Ssu F,s.as
Alta thinks the Interstate Co--sa
Commission may be called ~.hs rs.
suspenders.' They certainly need I'd
braced up.
Landlady-Mr. Crimsonbeak. az 4
ing TO get fire ertinguisher 70; ID
room Mr. Crimsonbeak-It isol4
necessary, assure you,ms'am. =
sou The fire always appear 70 q 4
tinguished, ma'sm.'
The Gar keeps an album coniaulsa
photographs OF all the Russians VI. u
to kill him. He Is very sez,.-zl
The stationer who furnished tls I'D
was ordered to have it bound ID q
azine.
They say out West that the appuzl
in a town Of stranger in pair q 4
dy boots Is sufficient TO start a rs2 "a
boom, and if he manages TO have e. !
of petroleum or natural gas abo-i Z
the excitement Is immense.
A Bedford street man was TAINTED .Ia
boarding house mistress with not -s1-
paid his board bill for the last tz0 E1.z
Madam, " he replied, you are cr1- p
might wait until l have digssis- ?
Christmas Pudding before asking -'i
pay Tor II.
Rumor says that Mrs. Frank L5:.H
go to Europe this summer TO nar'I
Marquis de LeuvIlle. Thiz vii! bei1s Z.
time the charming widoE has o'3'a.
sea voyage to capture the gallant nil'i-
but he seems q be a. slippery g. Ut
floor,
Little Dot-0h, mamma Ias'''
lot OF men an horses an all sorts O. -
things, an I don't know what 81 l'-
Lucy's house, an they is moYH !. "
out Of the yard.
Omaha mamma-Yes; L1eg -
tod me they were going 70 hare Y
this week.
"Lucy's mamma Is awful paTi.'l--.
I crupSS rravbe she wants to air tl-.,-a