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Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24

drunk and a vagrant.' ''Your honor, /
was not drunk" WHO arrested meg
Cusick." well, you certainly was drunk
then, as Cusick is not on the force. I'll
continue your case"
Such were the few cases disposed Of
by his honor before attending the circus.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24

There are many accidents and diseases
which affect stock and cause serious in
convenience and loss to the farmer in
his work, which may be quickly reme-
died by the use of DR.. j. II. McLean's
Volcanic Oil Liniment.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
List your property with Cooper &
Judson, No. 100 Main st.

Dr. j. T. Van Ness, physician aud sur.
geon, office room 8, Opera House block,
will attend professional calls day or
night. Residence corner Eighth avenue
aud Fifteenth street.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
sCROrULOUS ULCERS.

James E. Richardson, Custom House. New
Ulcers broke out on my body until was mass
of corruption. Everything known to the nedi.
cal faculty was tried in vain. l became mere
wreck. At times could not lift my hands to my
head. could not turn in bed; was in constant
pain, and looked upon life as q curse. No re-
CUTlCuRA REMEDIES, used them and was per
fectly cured"
Sworn to haf0re y. s. Com. j. ID. CRAWFORD
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
Music and the Emotions.

Chambers Journal: Music exists for
the expression Of varied emot,Ons--sad.
ness, longing. hope, triumph, aspirations
toward the uuobtainsd or the indefinite,
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
J. w. and E. l.. Squire lend money.

Visit the new jeweler, G. Voss, No. 415
Broadway, if You wish anything in his
line. He has fine assortment of the best
goods
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
Money to loan. Cooper Il Judson.

Watches, clocks, .jewelry, ETC., tho best
in the city. G. yoss, jeweler, No. 4l5
Broadway. Repairs u specially.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24

One thousand head of one, two and
three year-old steers for sale. Will give
credit to reliable parties. Enquire of A.
j. Greenamayer, 623 Mynster st., tele-
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24

ONE OF THE XO

ONE OF THE WORST CASES.
We have been selling your CUT1CuRA RENE
DIES for years, and have the first complaint
worst cases of scrofula 1 ever saw was cured
by the use of flve bottles of CUrICuRA kksOI-
VENT. CUTlCURA, and CUTICuRA SOAP. The
soap takes the "cake' here a medicinal soap.
TAYLOR L. TAYLOR, Druggists.
Frankfort, Kan
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24

Tho VhoQtr1c0I trOlees10n.
Merit will win and receive public recognition and
praise. Facts which are the outcome OF general ex'
periencc growing through years OF critical and
practical test, become as rooted and immovabe a.
the rock Of Gibraltar in public opinion, and hence
forth need no further guarantee as to their genu
ineness. The indisputab!e fact that Swifts Specific
is the best blood purifier in tho world Is Of these
inmovablo Gibraltar rock facts Of which we have
spoken, and every days experience roots this con-
cisss cSot Of our people IL America % and in EuropS
every trade, calling and profession, including the
medical profession, have borne voluntary testi.
It's infsllbie eficacy in curing all diseases Of tho
blood. These testimonials are on hle by the thou
sands and open to the inspection OF ALL Now come.
rical who gratefully testify to the wonder
full curative qualities of the Specc in their indf-
vidual cases. Their testimonials are herewith sub
TO- ne oP Pqbc a
the famous Thalia Theatre Company, OF New York.
and formerly Of the Residence Theatre, Berlin Ger
The gentleman is well known member Of the New
York Thalia Theatre Company Both are well known
in theatrical circles in this country and In Europe
Charlotte Randoyv's Testimony.
NEW YORK, May 8, 1887
Swift Specific Company. Atlanta, Ca:
Gentlemen-Havng been annoyed with pimples.
eruptions and roughness Of the skin, from bad con-
saans 81 aos
tised remedies to effect. Then consulted prom
inent physician. and from his treatment received
edy for the blood ana Ive or six packages, by
thorough eradication OF my trouble and restoring
smoothness TO- my skin. have made me happy, and
and publicity as you wish 70 :nate ofit
CHARLOTTE RAINBOW,
152 Bowery, near Canal Street.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
Hugo Hasskerps Testimony.

Hugo IInsskerPs Testimony.
The Swift SPECIFIC Company, Atlanta. Ca:
Gentlemen-For two years had a severe case of
other remedies, and was prescribed for by numbers
Of physicians. but foSnd no relief At last deter.
bottles have thoroughly relieved me, and you can
use this certificate in any manner you wish.
HUGO HAssKERL-
Member OF Thalia Theatre
New York, May 8, 1887.
Treatise On Blood and Skin Diseases mailed frea
TIE SWIFT SPECISIC Co.,
Drawer 8. Atlanta Ga.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24

NOR SALE-StOck of drugs in central Ne
Il braska- Will invoice about 81 600. In
quire of Harle, Hass Il Co., Council Bluffs, Ia.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
PRINCE ALBERT

Goats and Vests, as we'll as four. button
Cutaways, in all colors. These goods in
cut. fit, finish and trimming, are equal to
the best tailor made goods and we offer
them for less than half tailor could make
them for. Youths and Children's suits
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24

WANTED-Yo girl who wants to go to
w school and help do housework to pay for
her BOARD Address n II, Bee Office.
Omaha daily bee., 1887-09-24
A SPECIALITY.

We show fine line OF these goods as we'll
as full assortment of the cheaper grades
or school wear. a full line of knee pants
and boys shirt waists.
We have everything imaginable in
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
A COMPROMISE.

How . Detroit Detective Restored Har'
moiiy Between = Qusrreling Couple.
A man and woman were loudly dis
putting in a doorway on Gratiot stree
street, when Detective Boberitz hap
pened along and asked what was thu
trouble.
"It's just this" replied the farmer
''Sl,e's my wife. We live out here about
seven miles, and she's had the tooth
ache for three days and nights. W.
drove in this morning to have the
tooth pulled, and now she wants to bacl
out"
"But it has stopped aching" protest.
ed the wife.
Eyes, but it will begin again as soor
as we get home"
mo, it won't"
"But we can't drive fourteen mile,
and lose half a day for nothing"
"You might have your tintype.
taken," suggested the detective. "ThaI
will be the next thing to having a tooth
pulled"
IN agree to that" promptly replied
the wife. 'Tm willing to suffer, but
it's nc use to pull a tooth unless II
aches"
"Well, we'll do that, then," observed
the husband, and I'm much obliged to
you, stranger, for the suggestion.
There's a place right over there, and ]
guess we a be performed on and gel
home in time for dinner. detroit Free
Press.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
HOOP DISTEMPER.
A Simple Remedy for One of h Mos
Serious Ailments of Cows.

A Simple Remedy for One OF the Nos
Serious Ailments of Cows.
This is q most distressing complain,
in the dairy, and a milking COW at.
tackled with it will about 60 dry and
become almost entirely disabled and
greatly reduced in flesh. All sorts OF
remedies are used-spirits of salts.
spirits Of turpentine, fish brine, blue
vitriol, etc. Once in a while a cure j,
effected, but often the disease goes on
from bad to worse, and a seasons milk
is lost even If the COW RECEIVERS.
A number of years ago I adopted /,
simple treatment, and in five cases GU;
of six one application is effectual.
pound blue vitriol fine, and mix it will
an equal quantity Of salt. This mixtur,
is kept in a wide-mouthed bottle, so a,
to have it ready at short notice. Nov
put the animal in the yokes OF
%stanchions, take a twelve-quart pan, o.
low tub, and put in a quart or SO O.
wood ashes and add luke.warm water
Put the foot in gently and soak it; al
most all animals enjoy this after .
moment. Then add hot water until tn,
animal becomes uneasy, and with thu
hand keep the water moving, so as t.
create a current through the hoof
Koop adding hot water as it cools fo1
about fifteen minutes. This soaks til,
corrupt ulcer all loose. Now take a rop,
" strap and tic it around tn,
foot and draw it back to a ring or pos
Is far as she can possibly kick o.
reach; then she will become fairly
quiet. Then, with a sharp stick o.
knife thoroughly remove all r~ottenness
so the flesh is red and clean. Now
with a little paddle apply the mixtur,
thoroughly to the sore, then unite tn,
foot and let the cow stand for part of {
day, and unless it is an unusually viru
lent case it will require no more atten.
ton.
This manner Of treatment is simpl,
and is not cruel like drawing a rope
through the hoof, which drives a COW
nearly to distraction with suffering. i!
have given this manner Of treating dis.
temper to my neighbors, and they oil
report the same successful Il. G
0ardncr. IN Rural Mew Yorker.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
Scarcity Of German Humor.

German humor is not always up K
the standard of even German critics
witness the experience of a Berlin pub
fishing house which offered some tim,
ago three prizes Of together 1000 mark
for tho best humorous novel, story ant
fsuiNeton. Prof. Geerg Ebers, DR.
Ernst Eckstein, Robert Hamerling ant
six other literary celebrities being thu
judges. OF more than o hundred
humorous ,teuiAetons received in com
petition not n was adjudged worthy
Of the prize Of 500 marks, which hal
since been distributed by the publish
ing house that offered it among two lit
erary and journalistic associations o
Berlin. The prizes for the humorouI
story and the novel are still to b.
awardod.-M y Post
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
~EGG.LAYING MAMMALS,
The Porcupine Ant-Eater's Interesins b
sition in Natural History.

The Porcupine Ant-Eater's Interestins h
sition in Natural History.
An important question in naturalhis
tory car now be answered. There an
egg-laying mammals. This fact which
has long been believed by scientist,
has finally been proved, and The link
between mammals and birds, which,
according to the saying that "Nstuu
makes no Jumps" must necessarily es
ist, has been found. 1t is worthy d
note that Darwin was interested in th,
question.
August Is, 1884, DR.. Wilhelm Haacks,
former assistant of Haeckel and direc
tor of the South Australian Museum in
Adelaide, discovered that the porcupin,
a~nt-eater (Echidna hystr1z) laid egg,
and the same discovery was made atev
days later by w. H. Caldwell, a young
English naturalist who went to New
Holland to study the development d
animals of the duckbill species. Thu
anatomical construction of these ami
mails and their position in the zoolos
ical system has been subject Of discus
sion among naturalists, but they have
finally been classed as mammals. The
particular animal to which we wish
to call attention is the %porcupine ant
eater (EcAidna hystrir). 1t is the
smallest of the monotremes, and re
minds one Of the porcupine. Its BODY
is plump, and its short legs are each
provided with five strong toes armed
with sharp nails, we'll adapted for bur
rowing. Its beak resembles closely that
of the woodcock, being thin and tube
shaped. The mouth is very small, only
largo enough for the passage of the
worm-like, rough-pointed tongue, which
can be extended some distance beyond
the beak and is used for drawing ID
food (ants and other insects). No eas
are visible, but there r hearing pa.
sagcs, which can be opened and CLOSED
by folds of skin. The upper part OF To,
body is covered with black, poln!ea
quilts, the roots of which are surrounaeo
by short hair, and the head, legs, ana
other parts of the body are also Gov
cred with hair.
This ant-eater lives in mountalnoa
districts and in high, dry WOODS IL
South Australia, where he burrowsd an
der the roots of the trees. In bis nov
he makes o nest which he lines WIZ
parts of plants. To protect hl'i ~.
from an enemy, he rolls himself up J"
a porcupine.-Scientifc American
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19

- e uleA1ng VIA n~a,~ Il
- - 1ajeV xAsos1&R5
There 40 On ~ coast q n.
enliss l~ong-tailed sps aai
that grows % extraordin.r
possesses great strength i 4.
The apes are particularly so,S sass
crabs. which are very siy "a y ~
fully quick in their moyems... 'a!s
crabs live in deep holes II ].
but spend much Of their tin.
outside OF their holes, where a.. Y
and hop about. They raus. !! =
from that Of a silver dollar !. :
our edible crabs. Their cla,s sd'
large, but have q grip that i ~ y 1 y
The apes make daily raids :, :
haunts Of the crabs, and occ, = y
su~cceed-by creeping stealthiIy,taI J.
in . few feet Of a group Of ths.
capturing one. Usually, hov.,s.
crabs are 50 wary that while ths -.
in the air during his spring ta ~.
them they have separated and ,;0''
peared into the ground. The -. WI ~
ing himself too slow to make ac.,. aae'
then resorts to a bit Of strategytos ,sa'.
q dinner. His mode Of final can.ns .: I
ficts upon him a pang of physical .ns :
ing which is frequently more than hss..
bear; but his love for the crab may,
of food is so strong that be never H.;
tates to accept the personal discon sss
which its capture involves, and u,n,n'
bears it with a stoicism which mia.
inspire admiration If it were not n, T.
comical side. When the ape fnds ~ :
he is foiled in his effort to cantu.s !.
crab by springing'at a group, he basl.
himself up to a hole into which one T..
disappeared. Sitting down he thras.
his long tail in the hole. The crab :.
punish such unwonted intrusion. sei,..
the end of the tail the moment Il an
proaches near enough. Any one VIII
has been fortunate enough to hide him,
self in the bushes unobserved bv Il.
ape making the raid will have a h,o1
time to restrain his laughter when II,
critical moment of contact between Il.
crabs claw and the apes tail is reached
There is a comical look of suspense on
the apes face as he thrusts his tai, ipo
the hole. When the crab closes on ii,
tail the look Of suspense departs. TAe
ape gives an involuntary start and then
settles on his launches, while he close,
his teeth together with a determined
air, and eventually springing forward,
out comes the tail from the hole with
the crab dangling to it, and the spe Il
soon proceeding with his meal.-N O.
HcGuune.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
An lndiscreet Doctor.

Dc Baggs-I met a very intelligen'
young surgeon at tho club last night
Perhaps you know him-Patchup, frop
Boston.
Dr.. probem-H'm, yes. Lcarnet
enough, but not intelligent. Won'
succeed, sir; hasn't any discretion.
"You surprise me. What has he bee,
doing"
II saw him with my own eyes sprink
ling sand on the pavement in front Q
his Office. "-Phuadelphia Call.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
A Generous Suggestion.

Servant-The man who brough' ~"
bill says he is tired coming out nef0 "
far to collect this bill.
Colonel Yerger (who never pays aa'.
body)-Tell him I say he can ll's :
house in this neighborhood if he ~'"'
to.-7eras Sitlings.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19

-Ptovids household oonvsnisaess TO-
sys gudswifs."-EseAongA
Young stock give always the Deas
rsturn lor ths cost Of keeping "es'
sss RwrGl.
II i hog q worth having on farm:
then be u worth feeding until no 10 y
his best-Ssn francisco chronicle.
"A great many farmers abuse them
selves by excessive labor-too man!
hours and close application to fielo
tasks when there are unfavorable con-
ditions Of weather .-Rnrol New Yorker
1t IL the same with an animal a.
with a steam boiler-the more complies
the combustion Of the food or fuel II
gets the more satisfactory will be TIM
result because there is less waste
Troy Times.
Farmers can improve their corn by
growing seed corn in a patch by ITSELF
where special attention shall be given
to the matter Of fertilization. Now II
the time to mature plans for next sea
sons planting.-Prairi Farmer.
lin icy times all kinds of stock arr
in some danger. Horses should bs
sharp shod, and the cow paths about
the stables and water troughs should
be lightly strawed, SO that the cow'
need not slip.-M E. Farmer.
The reason hog cholera continues
with some farmers year after year may
be owing to the way they dispose Of
the hogs that die Of it. If the animals
are buried the germs Of the disease still
live, and the only way to efectually
get rid of it is to burn every hogs car.
cass that dies of cholera.-M Z. Times.
The question frequently comes up.
what kind Of sheep will pay best. This
depends upon the location and the pur
pose for which they r grown. If .
farmer wishes to raise sheep in large
focks, principally for the wool, he will
select those that have Merino blood;
but If situated near a good market fol
lambs, and where he can keep only q
small number, he will probably find
the heavier mutton breeds more profit
able. Witness.
Raise all the COW feed you can on
the farm and buy as little as you can
possibly get along with. Corn should
be the great standby, and get you q
to grind it in. There is no
need for grinding it fine. The best ex'
perts, in feeding for large yield Of butt
ter, say the crushed corn makes more
milk than fine grinding. Raise some
oats to crush with it, which is a good
thing to take the place Of purchased
7. Herald.
Let no beginner in swine-breeding
deceive himself into the idea hal by
name he a order just the pigs thai
will fit the climate. The breeds hav,
been bred together to quite a degree
and il is not within any one breed, BY
name, that without considerable car,
in selecting, a man will find thos'
qualities preserved in a high degree
that, while they give high finish, com
bined with tendency to fatten, give a
the same time ability to stand the in
of anorthern winter.-NeA
md Fu,1n,
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
EuLL 81 rvN.

"HH.H -- f.HaH .Z
"A post asks: .'Whss y y naks
Ia MONDAY air 10 strongl" Well. par
hsps, the wife has been boiling cabbegs
or something like that Honser' STAGE
man.
Geronimo and his Indians rather
like the climate Of Florida. They ca
keep warm with only one coat Of paint
-BsrAngsos Free Press. !.
-Bookbinder-Will you have II
bound in Turkey or Morocco Pur'
chaser-Oh, mercy, no! What is the
use of sending it way of there? HAVE
it bound in New York. -Iown ana
Country.
"A Hint.-Gus De Smith had beel
talking to Birdie McGinnis about q Ger
tain actor. ..Humph! Icould play tho
lover better than that myself" he re.
marked. "I'd like to see you try IT,
said Birdie. TEXAS Siiftings.
-..Waiter, didn't l tell you to CIV.
me apiece Of melon of the ice!'
''Yaas, sab, you did. sah." well, this
piece is as warm as a tin ROOF.
'.Yaas, sab. OATS cause it's off de ice.
sab. Dey's allus VAIN when dcy's of
the ice, sah." -.
"A little Danbury girl, when asked
by her mother about suspicious little
hites in the sides of q dozen choice
apples, answered: perhaps, mamma.
they may have been frostbitten, 1t was
so cold last night. "-Danbury Nsws.
Wealthy merchant-What! You
here again! Why I kicked you down
stairs and out into the street this morn
ing, you impudent fellow. Peddler-
Ish dot so2 Vat q splendid memory!
l had forgotten all apout it. Don't you
want to puy a fodder duster before you
kick me out some more.-Ieras Svt-
ings.
Nv here's my razor, Billy"
growled a hard-faced Whitstable skip
per, who was making himself spruce
for a dinner-party. "Oi'm a-opening
hoysters with it, feyther," replied thu
lad. Darn your skim" cried the old
man, 'you just run and rub it on :
brick-bat, or I shan't never be able t.
rasp this here beard of mine of afor
the visitors harrives. Fun.
The boatman's suit
"A.thwsrt your face . tender look
Tells me that yawl not say me nay.
And I shell, oar in yonder nook,
A-skif you'll deign to name the day."
"Canoe-bial bliss is very nice,
But bow to stern fate's awful lot"
Replied the maid, I'VE can not splice,
Because, you sea, I'd rudder knot"
-Rahway Advocate.
"A Kentuckian with a large JUL
made a bargain with a countryman II
take him four miles over the hills
''How much'll you charged" 'Oh, 4,
couple Of swigs Of the stuff in tha'
jug'll make it square, I reckon" Aftel
the journey had been made and tht
countryman had taken a swig, he said
"Stranger. I'm a ~peaceable man, but
il you don't want to be chock full Of
lead tonight, you'd better find another
way to carry yer molasses. -7Id-B Bits.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
Washington Post saws that

The Washington Post says that III,
largest check ever passed in thi,
country was not that for $l,5OO, 600
which Jay Gould paid Tom Allen TO,
the Iron Mountain railroad, but tha
for 81, 500, 900, with which W. X. Van
devbilt paid for the Nickel-Pl .
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-02-19
coin 7 RULES.


n fFosty weather whom It snoWs,
For breathing you must use your nows
And not your mouth, which you must clowA.
For through the space that holds your tonsu
The cold air rushing on the Tongue
pneumohia makes for old and y0ugue
When warm avoid . sudden draught
Or you, in spite Of doctors craught,
May sleep beneath o marble shaught.
Use Atwood underwear. You'll sweat
Sometimes, but then you'll never geat
A cold, for wool stays warm when weat.
Don't hug the stove and make your blood
Inactive and as thick as mood,
Or you'll be nipped OF in the hood.
Always your feet keep warm and dry.
Unless, insured, you want TO dy
And seek o better home on by.
When winds are cutting as o knife
And whistle round you like Q kffe,
Button your coat and save your klife.
Don't take hot drinks to loosen phlegm;
1t better to dispense with thegm
And thus the tide Of drinking stegm.
II ears or nose or hands are numb.
Rub snow on till they tingle sumb,
Or else they frozen may becumb.
In case the weather gets too rough,
Just crawl within q large sized mough
And sleep like bears till spring you snough.
II. G. Dodge, IN Detroit FTss I''ess'
Butte semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1886-1890, 1887-01-08

nm - carry a. possible, ana sne nad SEEN M
trick and laughed, but with just q touch OF
heightened conscious color In her cheek.
Then she told him how to watt q kiss to some
distant loved one from the do~n-coversd
thistle, and he answered by stepping a yard
OF two from the path to windward, and let
ting the wind carry his token to where she
stood. OF course she pretended not to under
under such circumstances.
He takes up the little seed now n holds it
tenderly. What IL she had been thinking Of
him and waited a kiss to him thus!
He smiles at his own folly, but he touches
the token with his lips and places it gently
between the leaves Of hispocket book.
A week later there are two figures sitting
on the hillside bowlder. and the world-weary
journalist is one, only he doesn't look now as
If he found life quite worn out, and there is q
dewy sweetness in the eyes of his companion
that makes them seem like flowers on which
the sunlight falls after showers.
aDid you send mo i'll" he asks half play
fully. as he tells her how the piece of thistle
down blew in at his window and spoke to him
Of her.
The rosy mouth makes no sound, but there
is something in the smile that plays round it
and in the droop Of the eyelids over the bliss
full eyes which answers him. What wonder
that the happy lover, with the sweet face so
near his own, chooses no messenger to carry
his kiss, but lip to lip as soul 10 soul the seal
OF betrothal is given and received.
Weddle, in Home Chimes.