Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-12-23


In that too rudy piacs
Than try y ~ ~ driving To
Th> duah upsa NJ fnce,
Unless hs had hand 70 show
Him fxed bsysna dorb<f
Bat what Il was VEN newer know;
He nsv~ pakysd y on.
Poor boyi whom Hra Hemans sung:
His luck, q -, was aim;
Tvere bsttsr fas had some one rung
cold dsck d - him
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Modern Fiction.
Western Author On New Tork3-Yes, the
ene Of my nsw society novel Is laid In Bos-
NJ. and have come On ~ take few notea
as to give It . proper local coloring, you
now.
Eastern Author-I don't re how you fi,.d
me to mako such journey. / have never
zen cut Of New York
Not even for = summer vacationT
Not day; too busy. Iwrite under coz,
act
wen, welli whas are you writfngr
"Indian storiea"-lmahA World
ssentIy Rocking.
On The porch . maid ia sitting.
Ge1tiy rocking;
And watch the rhythmic fitting
OF her stocking.
On the porch together sitting,
Interiock1ng;
Sweetest fooiishness committing.
Gently rocking
ha year the lady's Uniting
Ne stocking,
And I'm by cradle sitting.
Gently rocking.
-yew York Word
Not So Very Bad
Featherly to Dumley, who has been to the
lees,-You look as though you had had bad
ick, Dunisy.
Dumley fbitterly1-Bad luckl borrowed
% from Brown to put up ON the election,
nd I'm Mugwump II didn't Lcse every
mt of IT.
Featheriy tsoothinglyJ- well, old man,
isn't as il the money came ont Of your own
orket, you know.-Tid Bita
Their Luck.
maid went out one summer morn,
She searched the fields all ever;
When to her home she did return,
She brought four-leaf csorer.
Her sister who remained ut home,
To bake conceived notion,
And made some biscuits light as foam
That 6Ssts upon the ocean
She's welded been who made the bread
For half year and owar,
But not sutton has the maid
Who found the four-Ieaf clover.
boston Courier.
An U1timatum.
IT,
'es that awful racket in the hall rust nowl
Mother-Ons OF the children fell down the
airs
hiIdren that if they cannot fall down stairs
lem at al-New York Sun
Only a little Word.
Il vas only word
That the silence stirred,
But an import sad had it
4 kneii of despair
To q loving pair
Twas her fathers one word, ''Gft.-
-Boston Budget
Angels without Wings Preferred
They were doing a httls love making be-
Seen acts
ASS O. Liz I'LL S141A Scl1G up uc Ed4l<z1 l1f
is angel
Say said q man in the next seat back,
couldn't you get your angel to wear her
Ings somewhere besides on her hasF-Chi-
ago Times
Mustn't Fool with Dynamite.
Some dynamite lay
In a keg one day.
Which man kicked accidentally;
Now he whAngs the Tyre
OF celestial choir
In the realms Of the sweet subsequently,
-Ogdensourg Earth
Untrue Because Unnecessary.
The force Of habit is always strong. A
young man who was calling On
rect car conductors daughter says that the
.ther wandered in at rather late hour and
pening the parlor door, mechanically ex-
aimed, ''Sit close, please p Baltimore
merican-
The News Editor.
Producing many brifliSn. gem,
credit TO his taste,
lis hard TO think Of each of them.
The settings only paste
Chicago Tribune.
Adding Insult to Injury.
Mr.. Oldboy "a baehelor9-It's ell over,
-uSy, my boy. Miss Smith has refused me-
Gussy-T suppose she let you down easy by
romising to be sister to youl
Mr.. Oldboy (bitterlyl-So, b'thunder; she
hid she would be daughter to nel-Tezas
fittings
Too Much of Good Thing, Etc
They're sired Of turkey, goose and pie;
They're sick Of celery green's,
AMI once again they sadly sigh
For hash and pork and beans.
Hotel Msl