Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1887-09-12

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borrow : n=ighcor's paper was struck 6y
lightning and killed
What book has helped vou mos in
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Al exchange undertakes 70 tel h
/ they leave The farm We bzd zlwayS
supposed i vas b.ec4uSe t1ev could no-
take Il with rhem-
When : politician puts himself II tie
hands q L-S friends Il 1ndS thai he
hzn6S Of his friends pr themselves II
hIS pocket
Smith - CIR doctors sra having :
graz boom now: D. F0reS--IS thac .:
SUirh-Yes. we've going ID have TWO
: new cemeteries
Any en-arprt>+ng hen thz- can lzy 4n
egg Presenting tie portrait u ne nexr
president VII ssve L good dezl Of
/ trouble and srx5e-v-
The nzn who S5-S down and waits 70
= appreciated VII 6Dd himself among
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pres hz> gone by-
An IIliBo.Sizn who hzS been in Chicago
: Ee=k- s2yS be ale % much oleomzrga-
r.ne while Ebz-a thz- l. ! ashamed "a
Lax zn honest eozF IN 1hs face
I feel - miserable again tllS NOM
ing s4id = complaining wife Yes, re-
Piled hzr exzsuarzte6 husband. --you
wouldn't d hzppE I y7u wern't miserable
+ 81 cbe time
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d2ggtrer- --be VII 1ever aDo8n1 % any
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corns and iuI5ons- and kzs given % poe
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afraid TFe mls5udged rbe Foang mzn-
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