The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-07-14
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IA hose,i tass 10 The rohse.i vors u
God. sE3 hsity hgr.s 10 sboui The tnesH'
csi
49, The aoyet ino.n "a lie bachelor =
batioa aust bs one that does ~. star 90
lone
-Qaeen tlciolia has feigped W ycsr
AID j. ioei bigt. this is The long and the
tha'i o. bet
The mas who Vas 70 publish news
paper 70 sBi everybody fell oat o. Noahs
arb ssd ". dfossed.
There's dieerenee 10 men. Some
iLiss t.ice before msryisg, and some
nssry islee before tbisling
Her di,sfy sou. is taos. unjust die
ease TIE f.lbsr Las bad al the iuu snd
the son catches mest Of the pain.
II Is not strange ihs, the girls should
50 almost cfsEy over the spring hosers.
Most q Tbs hoSers themselves are xid.
--yiolsi: ma. ho~ do people know
thai nss mao 10 the moonf' Mother
sadly; "Beesass is's always ont q,
uigLt
When did General George Washing
ton have biz first ride 10 public car
riaseg When be took hack a, the cher
~ tree.
wiie-"Dcsr, ~ish you would invite
young Prof Y some day. bear he 10 80
dresdtully absent minded; perhaps be will
take our Cecilia
"A Printer up 10 Canada is said 10 bs
i09 years old. He has made so many ty-
biographical errors during his career that
be is afraid to die.
There is something in the name OF
Andoyer that suggests pro,racted coptro
veny. The question has been argued over
and over Andoyer again.
Every man thinks be il just about
right himself Az old Quaker said to his
wife: 'All the wourld is queer except
thee and me. and thee is little queer."
VIVA, can be worse. said an eIaspers-
ted husband in the middle OF the night,
ethan teethiog baby" You are. John
When you have the tooth ache. responded
bis wife
A thief stole Brooklyn clergy
coat, and In the pocket be found the man
useript Of sermon on The Wages Of Sin.
1t /. not Often that thiefs punishment
is 20 swiit.
--Fetherbedie That Skattaw bwain lie
dweadlul avs. He's such 40 avs he
makes my bead ache every time see him,
woudAwing how tue dayyI he can be such
40 avs ~ be is.
Young wlie--"l took great pains with
that cucumber salad. John, and / hope
yon enjoyed IT. Husband lsnIiously) J.
I'm afraid my dear. that ! took great
pains with it. too"
Caller - Is Mrs Yerger at homeG Ser.
want Yes. mum. walk right in. Visitor
lnsively) Dear me. why certainly never
dfeau,t that should find her at home such .
. beautiful afternoon M this.
What is called a seat" in the New
York stock exchange was sold recently for
s29 900. bu, the man who bought IT will
have TO stand mp all day and shout at the
a. To, nslaK -, he ,srant
on bis Investment
"A tselnted pianist, Madame de We're :
, sitting at dinner by the side OF Col ]
Ramellot. asked him in an amisble tone: !.
Colonel. are you fond OF mnsic2"
Madame. replied the warrior, rolling
his eyes ssvagely, II am not afraid Of it,"
1T hrift and economy. my son. said .
Ibe old man "are the important elements
Of success in this world. Together they
will accomplish wonders" Then hope.
sther, responded the young man earn.
atty, "thst you will practice both for my =
axe"
II an sorry 10 say there are no seats,
madam, said = passeng who was hanging I
IN TO strap the other day in Broadway
or. asa lady was trying to push Der way
,sst him. II know ii, said the lady
~eetly. "but should like to get as far
- the middle OF the car, because my bus
lie is outside 10 the rain"
You have insulted me, sir, and de-.
nand 40 apology" said one politician to
mother. How" inquired the other.
You said was a liar, air." Oh, did IL" y
Yes, sir you did. aud l usnt an apology.
Well, you can have il. III take It back =
dor. know whether you are liar or =
OF Thanks Come have something. /,
There must be something awful the
latter with this country. 1t consumes
boat So. 0O0. 900 worth Of pstent medi-
ines yearly. The "hair restorers" alone
re enough TO cover The whole OF New
.ualand With = crop OF hair ten feet high
I'D ~ thick ~ cane brake. aud yet New
naland 10 bald headed 70 a pitiable de-
REQ. 4
Culture is becoming widely dissemi- G,
aled. Have you saved that voodf" n
= lady OF tramp, who bad in
aired for breakfast Have I sauei that
codl' exclaimed the tramp. 10 con
impt II have seea that wood. aud l
on, intend to work for lady who doesn't az
uders.sni the rules Of grammar better =
ban you do''
The male wasp, the naturalist tell us,
ever s,inss; bat 80 long ss he and bis
s,cr sre twins aud dress exactly alike,
ne bii Of knc~ledse svsiicth nothing 10
ie careless mao Who does not kpos !, is
's lady Who is approaching him. until n
. ,hA, she smiteth him With her hustle