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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
"TODOS SON DISGUSTOS.

No sabemos como estarG de salud
El Pals.
Pero suponemos que no 10 pasarA
bien.
Son tantos los disgustos que ls A.-
cen sufrir
Por I'm lado ZsmbrAna, Sanguily y
Jusn Gualberto Gomez; por otro Ell
Radical, La PrOtsSta, La Repablca,
La Union de Gtines , otros, ss 10
cierto que no dejan vivir en- pax al
Gran Pontitice del autonomismo oja-
tater0
Y para remachar el clavo, ahora le
hA sslido una nueva verrugA.
L Gmsse 9stA La Ferd1d. semans-
rio poi,ico que dirge ell senor Fleitas,
.4uel que ~ inmortaHy6 con la para.
bola del Arbol mycstuoso J otros c.
ebres dispArateS Antl-esIA1oles.
So primer nnmsro es una bomba
contra E1 Pals.
GY por que ?
h, mismo 10 dice. Porque no est&
de Scuerdo con ell Centre Directive del
partido 4 que perteoece; porqus no
estA obligado & defender sus personAt
dades nj muchos de pus procedimien.
tna.
Pobre orgAno de Calves c.!
DE todAs parties t. han de pr0porcio.
uAr serios disgustos
SY euAl es tn deber, en- vistA de que
oAdle te quiere nj siquierA to respetsi
Juan GuAlberto Gomez 10 ha dieho,
pIegsr bAuderss y entregar el poder 1
otro que 10 hagA mejOr que ID.
A FL Radical, por ejemplo, que eatG
bramAndo por ser Algo en- 10 politica
del plAtano frito. Siquiera no $50 nGs
que 10 que hasta ahola han sido loo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
A GAYARRE.

Por question de analogia,
como artillero, me encanta
verte en- nuestrS compshia,
porque es, Julian, to garganta
I'm caf6n de artilleria.
Y por 81 alguno dudarlo
quisiera, 8 califcarlo
de atrevimientos sofisticos,
voy ahora mismo & probarlo :
con srgumentos 6alisticos.
Cuando con Voc clara , pura
en- un dHo 8 en- una aria
hAcss una f!atxra -,
llena de eucanto y ternura, =
usss granada 0rdinaria.
Mas cuando ya te imsginAa
que es momento de bafalla,
esas notaS cristalinas 2
con qus 6 todos nos fsscinas
con graRadas ds Ms.ralls,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
iQUE ESPEJO!

Sabido es que cada momentc
nos estan hablando los periodicos
aut6nomos de por aquf de la
atroces divisiones que, segdn
ellos, estan minando y destruyen.
do al partido de Union Constitu-
cional de Cuba.
Va les hemos demostrado mas
de una vez, con relaci6n a e> te par
ticular, que los muertos que
ellos matan, gozan de cabal sa
lud.
Quien esta enftrmo. y de gra,
vedad, es ell autonomismo de Gu
ba, digan 10 que digan, cacareen
cuanto gusten sus dessfinados
organos de la prensa, d pesar de
tanto y tanto triunfo como nQs
estan continuamente pondrrando,
y de todas sus sumas y muitipll
caciones, y de todas sus Gamma
tas De villas a aldeas, propsg4n
do la Buend Nuecd ..... de Ia
gran barahunda, ue 10 que no ha
de tener amas realization def
nitiva.
Por este les recordamos a eso-
organos autonomi,tas de aqui,
que tanto simpatizan con los au-
t6nomos cubanos, el conocido pro.
verbio aqu6!: "Qaien tiene eli te.
ado de vldrio, no arroje piedra-
al del vecino.
Y por 10 que toca al tejado del
autonomismo cubano, no 500 e.
de vidrio, sino que tanbien em
pieza d rCmperse que es un ho
rror. -. para los Autonomistas,
por mucho que quieran disimulAr.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
6SA>"~- G.
los aguacates a

Seguramente que ell aefior G,
ton Sc refere q sus correligiona.
rios de Cuba.
Que no solamente los aguaca.
tes, sino que hssta las sillas, han
empezado va q tirarse q la cabeza.
ICuanto tardaran en- imitarlos
los autonomistas de aquf?
Tambien al sefior Millet, aquel
sef1or Que vic en- suefios Ia Asam
blea de Ponce, ha sacado esta de
quicio.
Y dice:
"Los hurras y las aclamacio.
nes de la Asamblea victoriosa-
/ victoriosa de quien?-de Ponce
han repercutido en- ell coraz6n de
todos los patriotas cubanos."
Lo cual prueba la gran impor-
tancia que atribuyen los cubanos
patriotas a la Asamb!ea de Pom
ce, despues de verificada.
Y la que le atribuyeron antes
de tener efecto.
Por ESQ, por mas que Sc les
inst6 y suplico, no hubo manera
de conseguir que los Diputados
autonomistas cubanos viniesen
aqui a iuaugurar y consagrar la
nanca oastante bien ponderada
A samblea de Ponce.
"IComo podia ser de otra suer.
te-afiade el sefior MilIet,-cuan
do aquf lloramos 6 reimos con
ustedes?"
Diganlo, 81 no, los senoret
Montoro, Fernandez de Castro :
Figueroa.
| iApenas 81 Sc reirian ellos a
ausentarse de aqui, donde eetu
vieron de paso, al promoter prom
ia vuelta, y en- el vapor Sain
Germain, al navegar con rumbt
a Ia Peninsula, dejando a los au
tonomistas borinque1os, que toda
via los esperan, con un palmo d.
boca alberta!
Segun Sc desprende de la epis
to!a que del senior Millet public,
La Reeista, a este colega y q 8,
Director, junto con aquel senior
sc debe ell haberse iniciado feliz
mente y felizmente terminad'
con la Asamblea de Ponce |;
gran cam pafla autonomista.
Tienen la palabra para recti6
car Ey Uamor del Pals.
i Y N Pueblo.
Y La Juventud Liberal.
Y los Sres. Guzman Bsnitez
. Fernandez Juncos, que va o.
1883 eran autonomistas.
Y el senior Baldorioty de Gas
tro, que 10 fue antes que todos.
iEsta visto! ique sc arma !
, garata del siglo entire esos caba
lleros autonomistas, y que 81 Dio
, no 10 remedia, no va a ser suf
ciente un escuadron de la Guar
dia Civil para restablecer la pa
, y la quietud entire tan pacificos
unidos ciudadanos!
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
GORfERWO GENERAL
DE LA ISLA DE PUERTO-RICO

Teniendo que procederse 4 la reno.
vacl6n de la mitad de los Ayuntamien-
LOS como previene ell art. As de Ia Ley
municipal, deberan al propio tiempe
cubrirse las vacantes que en- dichst
Corporaciones exlstan y no est6n com
prendidas en- ei referido articulo, como
4sf mismo las provistas por este Go
oierno General en- cumplimiento de ].
preceptuado por ell art. 46 de la Ley.
Las eIscciones tendrAn lugAr los dist
1872, 8, y 4 del pr6xlmo mes de Ma
20, como dispone ell art. 81 de la Ley
electoral de 20 de Agosto de 1870, y
el escrutinlo ell Of, 8 del mismo, de
biendo ell dia 10 de JUNO, d tenor de lo
consignado en- ell art. 81 de Ia Ley, re-.
solverse las protestas acerca de la nu.
idad de Ia elecclon y sobre la inca
pacldad excusas legales de los elegl-
los, y por t. timo la Commission provlu.
cisl, 81 ante ella sc lnterpusieren IN.
apelaciones q que se reGere Ell art. 80,
,as resolvelA en- defnitiva autes del dla
20 del proplo mes, y asi mismo deberAn
cumplirse oportonamente las demar
prescripciones del citado art. SO y las
del 80 y 9l, 81 & clio hubiere lugAr.
e. procedimiento para Ia elecci6n es
ell que estabiecen los articuos 6O y 81.
guientes hasta Ell 50 inclusive de Ia re-
petlda Ley electoral de 20 de A5osto
de 1870, pubiicados en- Ia Gaceta dc
ests Isls, ndm. 81 de Is de Mario de
1879.
Los Concejales q quienes correspon.
da salir del Ayuntamlento continuarAn
desempehando sus cargos hasta que lot
que haysn de reemplazarlos tomen po
session, 10 cusl debeIaa verificsr, lo
mlsmo que los demas electos, ell 10 de
Julio proximo.
81 correspondence cesar en- ell cargo
de ConcejSl cualqui de los actna-
les Alcaldes, 10 participant 4 este Go.
bierno y continuarA encargado de Ia
Acadia mientras sc scuerda 10 proce.
dente respecto d 50 confirmation
reemplazo.
Puerto-Rico, Abril Is de 1857
PALACIO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
COMENTARIOS.

Cesar de Bazdn transcribe, en-
una de su Iltimas correspondent.
cias q El Pueblo, ell Real Decreto
hacienda extensive 4 Ultramar eI
hecho plausible de indultar ell Rey,
tn la adoraci6n de la Cruz, q
tres reos condenados "a la Ultima
pena.
Hemos extraf1ado una omission
en- ell Real Docreto.
mo dice que ese clemente per.
don, hecho extensive q reos de
Uitramar, sea debido q las gestio
nes del Diputado d Cortes poi
Ponce!
Un peri6dico autonomista dc
Mayaguez dice que dos incondi
cionales de Aiiasco Sc han pasade
al autonomismo.
Esos serian incondicionales dt
pegG, 6pegotes, pegodos con ma
engrudo.
Porque pasarse un incondicio
nal patr sang, 8 de buena ley, q
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17

81 sefor Corton ha recibido con
gran entusiasmo Ia noticia de ha
berse celebrado la Asamblea de
Ponce.
Y le da un rita.
y llama al Director de La Re.
riStd NADIA menos que amigote.
\ le dice: lvengan esas msno.
plasl
lVaya con ell modo de senalai
que tiene ell senior Cort6nl
FL cual muy llauamente dice,
AhOra 20 podemos dar Z Lee
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
"Ni Sc hs visto, nj verG."
Que dice una fabula.

Nueve desertores mas.
Nueve desertores de Sabana-
graude SO han pasado tambien
como los dos incondicionales de
Aflasco, al autonomismo.
Noticia que ha sido comunica'
da telegraficamente al sefior Bal
dorioty, segdu Ell Pueblo.
5Por que no Sc citaran los nom.
bres de esos nueve neo-autono
mistas en- el telegrama?
SPorque habria costado mucho
el despacho2
Una apuesta:
ICuanto va a que no Sc nos da
q conocer los nombres de esos
once... convertidos al autonomis-
mo?
IA que MOP
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17

Dice un peri6dico de Ponce,
Ell Pueblo, que ell verdadero espa-
holismo consiste en- profesar Ia
doctrina autonomista.
Tenemos, pues, que nosotros NO
somos espanoles de d rerdad.
Como ell gusrapo callejero.
Como ell colega de Ponce.
Else 81 es espano,!, de d Uerdadl
iComo que es autonomlstal
lVamos, hombre! iQue 81
guiendo en- esos vice.versas risi.
bles, ha de llegar ell dia en- que nos
excomulgue Ell PHebloi
Llamandcnos espanoles falsos.
Porque somos Unconditional.
meute espafioles.
Llamandose 81 Ia quinta esencia
del espa1olismo.
Porque es autonomista.
Porque desea-los deseos no Sc
cotizan-para esta provincial Ia
menor cantidad possible de gobier
no nacional.
Pero no es ESQ 10 peor...." pa.
"a E! Pueblo.
Sino que Sc morira con tai de-.
SEQ.
A pesar de su extraordinario
espanolismo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17

La A6ga, periodico cubano
dice que "la dulce palabra auto
nomia hace vibrar las cuerda,
sensibles de las almas."
De cantaro,' contesta Ell Es
pd1oI.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17
IA AUTOuOnlA Y M PORVENIR.

Los pueblos Sc perpetdan en-
sus razas, en- s'ds leyes y en- sus
instituciones, y tambien mueren
y desapareGen en- los extravios y
perturbaciGones va de un orden.
ya de otro, que enervan sus vita
les fuerzas y desvlan las corrien-
tes de- /civilizaci6n, dejandolos en-
tinieblas. Es una ley cumplida
siernpre, y que tendra su fiel rea
lizacion en- las epocas venideras
" en- msv or 8 menor escala, Sc
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1887-04-17

"Antes que la Re. ablica, antes
que la H6ertdd, dntes que la de.
mocracia, la unidad, Ia Tranquil
idad, la pas de nuestra gIoriosa
Espa5a."
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
u The Power or imagination,

The following y the INSTANCE .of
what 9 leading dentist said the other
day: He was engaged with some gem
.1tlemen in discussing the virtue Of reme-
dies used to avoid the pain caused By
the extraction 81 teeth when q lad y who
wanted one Of her molars pulled enter
cd the office. The dentist il order To
prove what he had been saying told her
he had some 81 the new remedy and
would use it 90 that she would not feel
any pain. She was well pleased, and
after being seated in the chair, he rub
bed . little water on her gums, and pull
ing her tooth tossed it up to the ceiling,
texclaiming: There! That didn't hurt
any, did itp'' The lady was positive
she felt no pain, and went away. prais-
ing the new remedy. Oshkosh North
western. & III ..5s.S L.. &s b. .ss
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
a I MOOD.

It IS good to strive against wind and rain
In the keen, sweet weather that autumn
The Wild horse shakes not the drops from
\ The Wild BIRD Alexis not the vet from her
In gladdsF fashion than toss free .5
me en- lst-aulled gold Of my bright hairs
al What time the winds on their heel-winga
And All the tempest is friends with me. /.
None can reach me to wound or cheer; IN
Sound Of weeping and sound Of song l#
Neither may trouble me: can hear il
But the Winds loud laugh. and the sibi-
@s liant strong, St~ *Ssr2, 5S f55z ,4sk& = 81
Lulled rush of the rain through the sapless
O rare, dear days, ye are here againl 4 I.
WOO Ye as maldens are Wooed of men
Ye shall not lack for the SUMS fierce shining
With the gold OF my hair will I make ye
For your blown, red forests give no repining
Here are my lips: win ye still be sads
: Comfort ye, comfort ye, days Of cloud, II i.
Days Of shadow, of wrath, OF blast y
l who love ye am come atlast. - ~
Laugh to welcome me! cry aloud! <ss:S
For wild am ] as thy winds and rains
Free to come and go as they;
Loves moon sways not the tides Of my
veins; III s. Ia
There is no voice that can bid me stay.
Out and away on the drenched, brown lea |!
Out to the great, glad heart Of the year!
Nothieg. to grieve for, nothing to fear;
Fetterless, lawless, q maiden free!
AMELIE RIvEs, in Harper IS Magazine for Oct
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
! Senator shormsn's Daughter.


Philadelphia News: here is 9
paragraph going the rounds that sena-
tor John sherman's one child is 4
daughter named Mary, who last year
for the first time entered society in
Washington. Mr.. and Mrs. Sherman
have no children of their own and
neverhad.. The circumstances Of the
adoption many years ago Of this young
girl were somewhat remarkable.
ID The Senator and his wife one day
were visiting an orphan asylum, when
this little child, then almost an infant,
seemed to take great fancy to the
Senator and would hardly consent to
have him go away. This toached man
who is naturally stern and cold in his
manner. @s.' 5. II /: h. e'
;. The result was sudden resolve to
adopt her, and the Senator and his wife
took the child home with them, where
she has ever since been treated as their
own daughter. t,>..r S A :z:S u s@ S }
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

coast, the irssh water from the. river river
having had q very injurious effect in
driving of the saltwater fish and ruin
ing the oyster beds. III one sespect
it did have al that was expected ,cf it.
The oyster-beds along the coast have
revived. tho oysters improved in size,
flavor, and quality, aud oyster packing
and shipping have become an impor-
tant industry. It has latterly been
found that the guilt mullet, which have
hitherto been despised and used only
for bait, make q very good brand Of
salt fish. and it is probable that other
varieties Of the tinny tribe in the gull,
now verlooked, can be utilized profit
ably. 4 s. E =T, ii ,.. h. -sS3s.ss
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
Marrying for Money

Woman's Home Journal: Girls,
don't marry man for money, position,
or anything but love. Don't do it, il
you want to live to a good old age
and be, happy. You may think that
money can bring you all you desire,
but it can't. That is where you are
mistaken. It can buy q good many
things, but it can never purchase con-
tentment for your heart or happiness
for your soul. It may bring temper
airy smiles to your face, but it will
leave great shadows in your heart.
Don't think I would advise you to
marry worthless fellow, just because
you imagine you love him. A refined,
good, intelligent woman should never
marry vulgar, ill-bred man. No, no,
never unite yourself: to any one who
is not a man in, the truest meaning
of~the word. Neither could advise a
woman to marry a man who had no
visible means Of supporting her, but
for heavens sake don't marry million
:aire or a King if you don't love him.
1T will not do. People have tried it
time and again, only to find it q miser-
able failure. 1t may do for q while.
You may revel in gilded halls and be
lost in the giddy rounds of pleasure,
but time will come when these things
will be a hollow, mockery to you.
There will be an "aching void" the
world can never fill. Sometimes
mothers are to blame for the unhappi-
ness of their daughters. They teach
them that respect for their husband
and lots of '.boode" are infinitely to be
preferredto that foolishness called love.
That would do very we'll if life had no
waves of trouble, but it takes some
thing more than simple respect to
make two hearts cling together in the
hour of adversely. A woman that
turns her back on wealth and takes the
man of her choice may miss some of
the luxuries of life, but she will be
happy. Don't marry a dude. Better
get you monkey. It is cheaper and
a great deal nicer. Don't fool with
that class of animals. They generally
wear $40 hot on ten-cent brain,
and the woman who takes one of
these chaps will get left about as
badly as the Southern Confederacy did
at AppOmattOx, 2t S~a|@47! v. Z, ~ a Il x
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

to be on board the II. and ! &. vessel
The two noble Lords being at missed
this demonstrat on and were apparently
cquainted with what had happ ened
until some time alfterward, n when they
ran against Nj. Chambe rlain. on
two men, said the right honorable
gentleman, shave just been cheered by
some people ia Q steamboat, but they
were all drunk II sc, were theyP'''
drily replied the Marquis Of Harrington,
s.but it seems that they were not drunk
enough to cheer You Y I.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
3 Fish from the Gulf Of Mexico.

New Orleans Times Democrat: There
have been from all along the gulf coast.
this year the most favorable reports as
to the fishing. The catch has been.
everywhere phen omenally fine, and
whether Spanish mackerel, reddish, red
snapper, or silver fish, the returns have
been good, better BY long odds than.
for any previous season. Then the
Bonnet Care creYasse was closed sew
eral years ago one Of the arguments in
j its favor was that its closing would inn
prove the fishing along the Mississippi
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
:. Not Quite Drunk Enough For That.

Not Quite Drunk Enough For That.
The 25O guests entertained at Spit
head Saturday on the new mail steamer
Victoria included upwards = of a dozen
Ministers and ex-Ministers, impartially
selected from both, or, rather. we
should say from the. three, parties
Liberals, Conservatives, and Dis
sentients. While the Queen was
receiving the naval captains a little
steamboat crammed with '.cheap trip
pers" passed across the bows of the
Victoria, and the passengers gave three
cheers for Lord Harrington and Lord
Randolph Churchill, who were known
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

Asquare Statement by Carpenter. 3
''For years have had Chest trouble
amounting to nothing short Of consump-
ton. 1. s0w how others in like condition
had been cured by the use of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and resolved to
are so PLANR as hardly to require B1rsrocK
or any >AUGER-ment in favor Of this CRATE
remedy. It does AwL it claims! It BUILDS
up the system, SUPPORTS and strengthens
where others fail.p He ADJ: my recovery,
which is now on sure FOUNDATION, HINGES
entirely on the COMPASS of this wonderful
Restorative, having tried other remedies
without BIT ct relief 7:-3+ { IT.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
Offer No. III.

.sr Offer No. Ill. - 2..st=t,%
FREE Ito MERCHANTS ONLr: Argentine
Meerschaum Smokers Set, give pieces), in
satin-lined plush case. Address at once,
R. w. TANs1LL & Co., IS State Street,
Chicago. $E.s= I -
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castof1A,
When she was Child, she cried for CostoriA
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria, .
Wlsa she had Children, she gave them Ca,tsriA
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

''Ehe web Of life wouldn't be. such
mingled yarnn il the whole civilized world
would learn-as thousands already know,
that Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup cures colds
and makes sufferers happy. tss $yZ
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

IL q. ,.s.%.a. q Catarrh Cured. 4:,,
+ A clergyman, after years of suffering from
that loathsoms disease, Catarrh, and vainly
q prescription which completely cured and
saved him from death. Any sufferer from
this dreadful disease sending self address,
ed stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Law
renee, 2l2 East 9th St., New York, will re-
ceive the recipe free Of charge. 80 %
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

Sneezes are like misfortunes they seldom
come singly, HI {5s4S y 5EyS It'll ,=z s#5.s IN
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

"By chimney! Ish dot sou exclaimed q
German who heard the story of Santa Claus
for the first time. ..-% G..~27 = *S
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
A Square Statement by q Carpenter

A pretty howdy do-a salution from your
best girl. +, .S,
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
The Experience Of Mrs. Peters.
q Mrs. Peters had ills,
i. %xtSsE M,.o pokoy.u 4 ~ nit lie, <,

'l-, Mrs. Peters was sure she was going to
# die; s.s 81. 81 Fl
4. I s They dosed her with pills,
: h With powders and squills,
sst$ With remedies wet, and with remedies
dry, sr'z & .;... p. .&3
: Many medicines lured her,
!. i ~, & But none of them cured her,
Their names: and their number nobody
h. could tell; 5. +, 411s
rs y " And she soon might have died,
z I'd. But some 8 Pellets were tried,
d That acted like magic, ard then she
J. VIE got well. &s3sazEt / 4.
( The magic Pellets were DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets (the original
Little Liver Pills.. They cured Mrs. Peters,
and now she wouldn't be without them.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

To have what we want is riches, but to be
able to do without it is power. -
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

Good name for a saloon-the Cask-aid
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

The point of the hornet is generally well
given, il not well taken.-Harper's Bazaar.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

Probably no form of disease s 90 generally dis.
tributed among our whole population rs scrofula.
Almost every individual has this latent poison
coursing his veins. The terrible suherings en-
dured by those afflicted with scrofulous sores
cannot be understood by others, and their graft
tude on finding remedy that cures them, aston
ishes well person. The wonderful power Of
: Hoods SarsapariIIa
in graduating every form Of scrofula has been 80
clearly and fully demonstrated that it leaves no
doubt that It is the greatest medical discovery OF
this generation. It is made by C. / HOOD q CO.,
Lowell, Mass, and is sold by all druggists.
100 Doses One Dollar
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

Be Convinced. -. r.
Isay SO here, say SO there, = 90.
=. j say so all around;
ALIENS Iron Tonic Bitters,
" : Is the best ever found. H., +s.s.5
~ Try it, and be convinced. All genuine
bear the signature Of J. P. Allen, st. Paul,
MINI. - ..r,4r
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12

ssWhat wound did ever heal but by de-
grees?" That's an easy conuadrum! Why
the thousand aches and pains, and bruises
daily cured by Salvation Oil, the greatest
cure on earth for pain. -.@.1 T55>>'
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-10-12
Don't Hawk, Spit, Cough,

Don't Hawk, Spit, Cough,
suffer dizziness, indigestion, Inflammation
OF the eyes, headache, lassitude, inability
to perform mental work and indisposition
for bodily labor, and annoy and disgust
your friends and acquaintance with your
nasal twang and offensive breath and con-
slant efforts to clean your nose and throat,
when DR.. Sage's "Catarrh Remedy will
promptly relieve you of discomfort and
suffering, and your friends of the disgust
ing and needless infections of your loathe-
some diseased
What feminine heroism can Withstand a
dress maker's blunders e