The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-06-21

Islands of the sea, as proof of this
over whelming statement, l humbly
submit for your inspection, and the
gaze Of an astonished world, the only
reliable map ever issued, (copy Of
Mr.. H. NJ. Whitneys map on the back
of his treaty" pamphlet.) 1t IS only
necessary to add that this map is the
work of the only acknowledged geo
graphical authority now living,
whose names I am proud to utter.
Professors Hutchings, Ogden, Mills,
L. Ottman, n Ullmann. 1t may not
be surprising Mr. Editor to any of
your gifted readers, to learn that this
newly discovered center, or hub of
the earth has within few days been
christened the Paris of the Pacific"
Other names were proposed such as
Garden of Eden in the West"
''Paradice Regained," "Home of the
Elete," ETC. A syndicate of capital
lists en- route for London and Paris
East, have formed a joint stock com
pany for the purpose of settling up
the paris of the Pacific" with the
choice spirits of earth, the creme de lo
creme of refined society, to be gathered
from all civilized nations of the
world.
The following are the names of the
gentlemen composing the syndicate
which formed the company and
foated the stock of the paris Of the
Pacific"
Jacob Doelger Esq, President; R.
T. Andrews, Yice-President; Chas.
Engel, Esq, Secretary; g. II. Garrels,
Treasurer. Directors in addition to
the above named, AIadamoiselle
Bella NJ. Mehrbach, Madamoiselle
Hattie Steineway. E. Pfarrins, Esq,
Thomas B. Wannamaker, Esq.
The price paid for the Paris of the
Pacific was the insignificant sum of
25O,000,000 pounds sterling. This
company have secured the exclusive
right of way to the Paris" having
control of the entire Pacific Ocean as
far south as the equator, and to the
fortieth degree of north latitude. All
submarine railways are secured to,
gether with all balloon space to an al
titude of 40 miles, and lying between
the above named degrees of latitude.
The immortalized representatives
Of wealth and refinement, whose
names appear on the list of first class
passengers per dampfer Aller, have
all subscribed largely to the stock,
and take passage Immediately after
arrival at London to the new Garden
of Eden, through a pneumatic tube,
first class tickets having been fur
nished to the Allerites with compli-
ments of the Paris Of the Pacific"
company, coupons attached admitting
all to the Royal Hawaiian Opera
House, to the grand entertainment to
be given by world renowned Hawaiian
Amateur Thespian Artists. Presi-
dent Doelger, true to the instincts Of
his generous nature, is reported to
have already commenced to lay
pipe from his brewery in New York
direct to Honolulu, where he wishes
every body to drink freely at his ez-
pense. It is guaranteed that rum,
(in which, it Is reported he indUlged
100 IeelS last U'ulSut.J VIII uOU De al
ingredient in any beverage Of his
manufacture in future.
p S.-Mr Editor, since writing
the above I have received q cable
gram from the Hawaiian Minister of
Foreign Affairs, His ExcelIency
Walter Murray Gibson, requesting
that the laying Of Dodgers beer pipe
be indefinitely postponed, as his
Majesty has recently Joined the blue
ribbon league and is determined to
Danish all spirits and narcotics in
Guiding opium from the Islands, fol
lowing the illustrious example Of his
predecessors who more than fifty
years ago tabued the worship Of
idols.