Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-07-21
PITH AND POINT.


Tie young. man with q slender
salary should choose for his bride 8
young Neman Of small waste !,
we hear good deal Of It's rainin'
pitchforks, but the price Of pitchforks
haint fallen any on that account as yit-
Times editorials are SO
heavy that boys can't fly -kites made
out of that pAper.-P Philadelphia North
American. -e~a4a~e
The parting Ola lady visitor and
her hostess reminds zone sof Shak-
speare'7 play. s Much n Adi sa,4 About
Nothing 1sSa g!aIJs56
1t is only q question Of preference
whether you will leave your money
when you die, or allow your money to
leave you while you live. u
!, "A full hand at poker often costs
man more in twenty minutes than his
subscription to the synagogue amounts
to in year. -Re6reao Standard
The baby believes in The motto.
"a place for every thing and every
thing in its place. and her. place.for
every thing is her mouth. --.S0naerUatL<
Journal
A Minneapolis man has invented
a dust collector, butt it is hardly ex-
pected that. it will surpass the top sur
face Of a center table-,--Sx. Adams
Messenger. ----.' .-.------ --------.--
-GreenA"Since he had that SANDER
suit, Pryor has gone out, of business.
Brown-..Why, what was his BUSH
nesspn Green-.Other people's."-
lid Bits.
The walters ready explanation:
"How can you give out such dirty
napkin as that7'' BEG pardon. sir. got
folded the wrong way. sir. There, sir,
how s that now7''--Nes0 Age. .'f
The Globes idea of reckless man
is one who appears on the street with.
cigars stickingin his vest pocket
Atchtson (Kds.) Globe. i.,s4 ae'@i4e
= Gus. What sort of figure has the
Gushington, Jackr' Jack-"I haven't
the faintest idea" 4 Gus-'.Why,
thought you had met her?'' Jack-I
have, but she had ON tailor made
dress IN r Sam 'ai
"a good man always dies too
soon." observes Buffalo paper. That
may be questioned. Look around you
and see how many of us old fellows
are still hanging to, it and growing
fatter every day. Free Press.
-Mistress-.I am sorry 10 have you
leave me, Mary" Maryland I'm
sorry to 60. There isn't anybody I'd
T.. su~xo. Tnr.,9 NF;atroru
':Ah. indeed! Then WON'T you be so
Kind as to give me a Recommendation
to hand to the next cook who appltess'
Harper's Bazar. d '..lS '@ '@
1T Can't Be Beat ta4&
A Joy uninterrupted may
- Much passive sweetness hoidS.
~, But hasn't half the witchery'
OF wretchedness oonsoled.
' t''. --z2pas SyfGr1A
~ can not understands my dear,
excellent man for a husband ShoHad
quarrel with him SO often.''' ~DoD't
you?7 Well, tits because. he. always
brings me home present at night to
make up. Seep"-Judoes faa'
i IL deeply regret it, sir.s but honor
and my altered circumstances. compel
me to release your daughterfrom. her
engagement. II can not enter your
family n beggar. In the recent deal
i'm the North End stocks II lost my en-
tire. fortune. :" sNot another word.
my boy-not another word ngot it."
SAN Francisco Examiner,
/ -Nei ghbor--"What beautiful hens
you have, Mrs. Stuckup." Mrs. Stuck
up Eyes. they are all imported
fowls" Neighbor-"You, don't tell
me sos Isuppose they lay eggs'every
dayg" Mrs. Stuckup proudly)1
They could do SO If they saw proper.
but our circumstances are SUCH that
my hens are not required to lay Regis
every day. "-Te1as Siftisgs 40