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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

tons upon those clJlZeHS WHO NOItu lOf nun
in preference to Captain Thomas Bennett,
called forth many unfayOrable comments
from conservative people yesterday. The
policy of the Republican Council grabbing
in hot haste for everything in sight was
looked upon as foreboding no good To the
city at large. 1t would bring partisan
ship to the front, and draw party lines
sharply in coming city elections, making
the offices merely the spOils of party, to be
filed by wire-pullerS, ward politicians,
and workers, instead of the incumbents
being chosen upon the basis of fitness for
the various positions. All good citizens
must deplOre the entrance of the spOils
system into our city government
The Republicans who thought Bennett q
sure winner, dropped q large amount Of
bard cash on the result of the SeTgeancy
contest. Several instances are related
where the sums lost run well into the
hundreds, and Democrats with a taste for
betting are flush.
The trading of votes by Democrats ought
to be severely discouraged by the party
leaders The practice is responsible for q
good deal of mischief, on Thursday.
Council was lost to the Democrats
through the unfortunate and uncalled for
fight in the First ward. Good men were
ruthlessly slaughtered and traded of, up
there, and Republican majority on joint
ballot is the net result
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Advice In Mothers

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for
children teething, is the prescription of one
of the best female nurses and physicians
in the United States, and has been used
for forty years with never failing success
by millions of mothers for their children.
During the process of teething its value is
incalculable. 1t relieves the child from
pain, cures dysentery and diarrhma, grip
ing in the bowels, and wind collie. BY Civ
ing health to the child it rests the mother
Price 25c a bottle.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
THE ARBIrRAToRs' REPORT
Upon the Difficulties Between the Type
pranhical Union and Newspapers.

Upon the Difficulties Between the Typo
graphical Union and Newspapers.
Yesterday MeSsrs. A. J. Sweeney, G. D..
Thompson and r. III. Logan, the Board Of
Arbitrators to which was referred for set
Element the disputed scale of prices for
composition on morning newspapers, sub
mitted report to the parties interested.
While the report is short, it is to the
point, and what is better. than all, it is
signed by all the members of the Board.
1t leaves no cause for dispute or criticism,
and is an assurance to both sides in the re-
cent controversy that the investigation
and conclusion have been conducted and
reached in that spirit Of fairness and friend
illness which commands admiration and
respect. The gentlemen held number OF
sessions, two or three Of them OF several
hours duration, and gave the matter be-
fore them the fullest attention. Follow
ing is the report:
WHEELING, January %, 1887.
'The undersigned arbitratOrs appointed
to decide the controversy in regard to the
price to be paid for composition on the
morning newspapers of Wheeling, W. Va,
beg leave to report that they find that 81
cents per !, 900 ems is rather more than
the average price paid for similar work i'll
cities of equal, and even greater popula-
ton and business than Wheeling, such aS
Detroit, Columbus, Dayton, Evansville,
Rochester. n. Y, Harrisburg and other
places We might name.
I'VE therefore conclude that the price
named (35 cents per 1000 ems is, under
the present circumstances, fair to all the
parties concerned.
"a. ]. SWEENEY,
&C. ID. THOMPSON,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Slight Mistake.

A countryman came in the other day
and while passing up Twelfth street be
suddenly seized a pedestrian by the arm
and excitedly said, Say, Mister, gosh
dern if that there awning post amt on
fire. He had reference to the natural gas
nine in front of the Office of the West Vir-
Dinia Natural Gas Company.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

ENlRsT PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-REv. D.
II A. Cunningham, h. D., pastor. The kay
J. N. Barnett OF Washington Pa, will breach
at 1922 a m. and at 80 p. IN. sabbath scbooj
at 9 a IN. Mission School I'D D. IN, Eighteenth
above Jacob street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
His Face Was Larger.

A we'll known Republican went into a
barber shop, yesterday, and got shaved,
He gave the artist dime when he had
finished, when the latter remarked: Five
cents more, please" whats that for?''
asked the we'll known Republican. why,
you see, your face is so long to-day that
the surface is much greater" The W. k,
r. smiled a sad, sickly smile and then
waited out of the door.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
King willing to Meet Him.

Jack King called at the REGISTER office
Yesterday and stated that "Bilson' Jack,
the Pittsburg pugilist who says he will
fight him, knows that he is under bond
and cannot fight in West Virginia, but he
saws he will be willing to meet "Bi lson'
Jack in a contest with gloves for points,
at any time and place he may desire, and
for any amount of money.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
LInsley Institute.

The third quarter at the Linsley Insti-
tute opens Monday, January 81, when
classes will be formed in several branches,
botany, geometry, etc. Those who con-
template entering would do well to be on
hand ut that time.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

TINTED PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-RRy.
u J. 7. Mcclure, ID. D., pastor Services To-
morrow at 100 a. m and p. IN. sabbath school
Bis p. In All are welcome.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Index TO New Advertisements,
PAGE.

SECOND PAGE.
Opera HouSe-Alyin JOslin Comedy Company.
Wanted-SituatiOn.
Wanted-Day BOarders-
Warted-SituatiOn.
For Rent-FOur Rooms.
For Rent-Building on Market Street
Rochester Lamps-Ewing Bros.
For Sale-HOrSc.
syrup Honey, Tolu and Tar-R. II. List.
FOURTH PAGE.
Spring STYLE HatS-Dinger'S.
Valentines-C. II. Quimby.
List of Letters.
Religious Notices.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

One hundred pairs Ladies' Button Shoes,
sizes % and 3, will be sold regardless OF
cost Call early As this is a bargain.
l.. V. BLOND.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
ABOUT THE CITY.
The Sunday Register.

To-morrow's edition of the REGISTER
will be brimful of news-general, State,
neiobborhood and city-besides giving q
Iarge amount of interesting miscellaneous
reading. Secure copy of it early.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Trustees Sale Of Marshall County Property.

10y VIRTUE or A DEED or TRUST ENE.
ID cuted by Lewis Sweiscbcrg aud wife To mr
~ trustee bearing date on the eth day Angui,
A. ID. 1877 and recorded In the Office ~ the ,cfk
Of the County Court of Marshall county. IN deed
Of trust book No =, page .bs, j viii proceed W
sell at public sale, on
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10Th, 49,.
commencing At 10 O'Clock a M. at the fr0nt dcH
Of the Court House of said Marshall county, 10
the city Of Moundsville. Ia the highest AMI is-i
bidder, the following described real estate, "
wit: All Of that tract Of land lying In MarhAll
D-wit: Beginning NJ an ash and white oak cOr
ner 70 Alexander Caldwell. thence with his line
4. 20 Z. ~ poles LO a locust standing on the
bank Of Wheeling Creek thence y. ~ n
poles 70 q stake: thence \. & poles a. n stake
nal line: thence, leaving said Caldgclls line,
Burches Run; thence N. 80 T. I.ri Jors 0s
stone thence N. SO W. u poles Ia red Oas
thence n, 100 w. 49, poles Ia "a rock: thence
$50 n. ST. poles TO a dogwOod; thence X. 81,
W. Is poles IN stake thence ~ 80, "a w. 80 prl-'
30 the beginning; containing ninety I'VE go
acres more or less excepting. however. NJ much
OF said land ~ was conveyed by said BweinelrT
aud wife Ia the County Commissioners 81 MAJ
shall county, W. Va, by deed dated the sth day
Of March, 1888 aud recorded IN said County
Clerks Office ia deed book y. page -
TERMS OF SALE-CaSh.
CHARLES A. MEYER. Trustee
RUSSELL STIyEL. Attorneys JanIa
COMMISSIONERS SALE.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Cheap Excursion Tickets In tho sautb.

Cheap Excursion Tickets to the South.
Cheap excurs on tickets TO the South
now on eby the Pan Handle route. Fol-
tickets and further particulars, call on OF
address J. G. Tomlinson, Passenger Agent
Pan Handle Route, Wheeling, w. Va.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

RACE at the Alhambra Rink, Saturday
night, between Ted Shnttleworth OF Bel
Iaire. and James GilbOOly of Wheeling
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
TRUSTEES SALE.
FULTON PROPERTY.

DY VIRTUE OF A DEED OF Trust MADE
ID 10 me, Us trustee, by Charles Man ani k-
Krafl his wife, bearing date on the 81 day u,
April, 1884, and recorded In the Office Of Ibc
Clerk of the County Court of Ohio county. Wei
Virginia, In Deed OF Trust Book No. q, page IL
viii proceed 10 sell al public sale, on
SATURDAY. the 18th day ofPEBRr AIRY. hn. iSN;,
commencing ai 10 O'Clock a. m, at the frout
door OF the Court House of said Ohio county
certain piece or parcel Of land situate IN The
town Of Fulton, county Of Ohio, and state al
West Virginia, and bounded n follows. 10 Vii
Beginning AT the intersection of the caSteIy line
OF Marshall street with the south line IL the
Hationsl road: running thence with Maid line 81
Marshall street ls7 feet and I inches Ia Cenlp
street; thence with the line Of Centre street .
feet and 10 inches, more or less. Ia the line ~
the property conveyed on the III day of Apn
1884, BY said Charles krat and wife Ia John
Kraft: thence with saif last mentioned liu,
northeasterly 20 feet; thence sou,hcAtcfly y
feet, more or less, "a Folmor's lot. thence with
said FolmOrs line III. feet and inchrs. more ~
less 10 the south line Of the National road
thence with said line OF the National rad ~
feet and 10 inches Ia the place II beginning
TERMS oF sALE-Onc. half, az ~ much NOR ~
the purchaser may elect 10 pay, cash IN hand ou
the day Of sale, the balance. " any, niHo elns
iustalmcnts, payable. with int. rest from DAY II
sale, In one and Two years, the purchaser Ia give
notes, with good security, for the Deferred Jay
menls and the legal title Ia Ia retained ~ further
security. LOUIS y. SIlfEl. Trustee
W. n. HALLER, Auctioneer ja!h
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
APleasant Anniversary Celebration.

Miss Lizzie Mendel entertained a num-
Der of friends in delightful manner last
evening at the residence of Mrs. Sarah
Mendel, on Twelfth street, in honor of the
anniversary of her birth. About twenty
couples of young folks were present and
spent the time in very delightful manner
dancing to Prof Charlie Kilmeyer's mu-
sic. At 10 o'clock refreshments were sery-
ed and received their just share Of atten-
ton. When the guests left it was with
many kind wishes for their charming
Young hostess,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
A Swell Affair,

The members of the "KoOken Klub'
and number of other young society PEG
pie gave delightful hop at Franzheim''
Hall last evening. Prof. Joe Kramer's or
chestra furnished the music and the
young folks danced merrily unit
an early hour this morning
At II o'clock the Brunswick was visited
and supper partaken of. The affair was
full dress and the toilets OF the ladies
were elegant and striking, while the gen
tlemen were attired in full evening dress
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Religious Aotites.

ENIRST ENGLISH EVANGELICAL LUTH.
IL eran Church-Rev, E. ii. Dornblaser, pastor
Services tomorrow at 1890 a. IN. and I D. IN.
sunday School at p. m. Young Peoples meet
ing after evening service. All are welcome
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

los. HAsENAUER has the best and cheap
ext Shoes in the city.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
DESIRABLE
Real Estate For Sale.

The residence Of the late Captain Samuel Ma
son, situate on the southeast corner ui Marie
and Twentieth streets, is hereby Offered fnr ale
The ground is surrounded by streets aud sllry,
and i convenient and desirable site Tor q INA
business enterprise. For price. terms. etc. a.,
ply To TlIOS OBKlEN
Or, gro. ". EcKHARr. Jg.. People, Rank Ia.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

See resume Of the happenings in soeidy's
'rhiri, IN tO-morrOr's SNddy Register.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

RACE at the Alhambra Rink, Saturday
night, between Ted ShuttlewOIth Of Bel
laire, and James GilhOOly of Wheeling
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
LIS. GOOD&Co sell dry goods the cheapest.

Interesting Labor Ne'rs rW be prbIished in
to-mOTTOW's Sunday Register.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Job Lot.

You can save money by buying shoe
from jas Hasenauer.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

TIE Ssadsy Register IS tAe best paper PH6
isked IN tke Gig.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
EARM FOR SALE.

The subscriber Will sell or trade for q Sn,lIs,
property near the City OF Wheeling Farm OF ilS
Acres on Big Wheeling Creek, fourteen mile,
fron the city Land very level. Large orrbs,s
OF Good Fruit: Water In Every Field. tao I'M
taxes and Cold Wei Water, son ~ rain. ,o,,
Fences; plenty OF Limestone and Coal crnppib,
out on the land. A purchaser can get n rarr M,
gain. J. ID. EWlNG,
iylScAgh once. ll6O Main 81. Wheeling
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Ml)eelin9 Register
YESTERDAY IN THE CITY.
rhermnmeter Record.

Mr.. c. Schnepf, the Opera House drug
gist, made the following observations Of
the temperature yesterday: : a. m, Il;
IL m, 50; 3p. m, 40; p. M, 5S.
Rain.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

JOS. HAsENAUER is selling the best
81. so anu 500 shoes in the city, at 1OlS
Main street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

Arrays in dcmdHd-The Sunday Register.
Secure cODy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

GOOCH's Mexican Syrup will cure Spit
ting of Blood.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

The Sunday Register is diTdys interesting.
BWyG copy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Supreme Court Proceedings.

The Sunday Register is The best paper pub
iShsd in the city.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
POINTS ON PEOPLE.

Interesting Labor Ne'rS cW be published
IN tO-mOrroW'S Sunday Register.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

.ihodgs in demdad-Ths Sunday Register
Secure a copy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
The Effects of Mental Exhaustion.

Many diseases, especially those Of the nervous
system are the products of daily renewed men
tai exhaustion. Business ayoca ions often in
yolye an amount Of mental wear and tear very
prejudieisl 10 physical health. and the profes-
iOnS, if aTduOUsly pursued, are no less deStruc-
tive 70 brain and nerve tissue. IL Is one Of the
most important attributes Of HOStetters stomach
Btters that Il eompensales foe this undue loss Of
tissue, and that IL impartS new energy To the
brain and nerves. The rapldity with which it
renewS weakened mental energy and physical
vitality Is remarkable, and shows tina, its invig
Grating properties are Of the highest order Be
sides increasing vital stamina and counterfeit
ing the effects Of mental exhaustion this poten-
tial medicine cures and prevents fever and ague,
Rheumatism. chronic dyspepsia and constipation
kidney and uterine weakness and other COM
plants Physicians also commend il as q medi-
Gated stimulant and remedy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
for SALE.
TOR SALE.
.kWeII Selected Stock Of General Merchants,

Will sell or rent Store Room and DWELLING +,
good established trade Of over sl0N rcr mon,s
Reason for selling: pool health.
Call on or address W. ;. TAGGART
iatlinea BARRON. Relmnnl Cnnnir ~
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
THE FIRST WARD SCHOOL

The Sunday Register is ARRAYS interesting
Bay copy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
Il QUESTION ABOUT
BT07vn'S Iron
BzHgTS
ANSWERED

The question has probably besn naked thousands
Of timss How Browns Iron BIttsrs curs every
thing!" Well II doesn't But il does cure any disease
fog which reputable physician would prescribe TR0H
Physieians rscognise Lun a. the best restorative
leading chemical firm viii substanfints the assertion
that there more preparations 81 iron than Of any
other substance used IN medicine. This shows con-
eiusively tina. iron 10 aeknoslsdged 10 be ths most
important factor in successful medical practice II n
however remarkable fact that prioy 70 the disooy-
eDofBROWN'S IRONBITTERSn no perfect
" satisfactory iron coordination bad ever bsen found
BROWNS IRON BlTTERSSss::;. Ted. 90 t s.s.s
haedAebs, q produce eonstipstion-all ether iron
medicines do. BROWNS IRON BITTRRS
cures indigestion, Bfll0usness, weakness,
Dyspepsia. Malaria, Chills and Fevers,
Tired Feeling, Geueral Debility Pain In ths
Side, Back or Limbs, Headache and Neural
gia-fcr al thsse ailments Erou :, prescribed daily
BROWNS IRON BITTsRS he, sSs :s:. 4 :
minute Ike al other Thorough medicines. Il acts
slowly. When taken By .lra the irrr sTmutom "a
beneht is renewed energy TIE musclss then beerrna
IrIner, the DIGESTION improves ths bowels are active
70 HoHsH the enect i usually RAPID and marked
Inc eJe begin at once TO brighten; thu ain clssrs
Up: heahhy color comes TO the ehseks; nervouEness
crsappeap; functional derAnEe-neuts beon-ne raSn
ar. and . nursing mother abundant f0sfenn6es
suppLkso Tor the child Remember Brognis I'm
bltters u the ONLY iron medicine that d not IN
yononsI fAVEeSaHs and Drrggiss reeonnxnd q
The Genuine has Trade Max and cros.ad red lsr,s
OaVrsDDsr. TAKE NO OTHER.
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Continued on Third Page.
Bay the Sunday Register.

See a resume Of The happenings in socify's
Thiri, H tO.m0rrOw's Sunday Register.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29
AFTERNOON SESSION.

The Senate rc-assembled and resumed
the consideration of s. y. No. II, "A bill
to amend and re-enact section 10, of chap
ter 2i9, OF the Code of West Virginia, IL
amended and re-enacted by section 10, OF
chapter l23, of the Acts of 1889, " and the
same was passed.
:. Il. No 4. WAS read third time and
passed.
Continued on Third Pare.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

CECOND PRESBYTERIAN CHUkCH-REy
y VIM ii. Cooke, ID. d., pastor. Services At
lO"S a m. and 30 p. IN Sabbath school at
a. IN All are welcome
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

( lHAPLlNE STREET VI. L. CHURCH-REy.
~ J. &. Hull, pastor. Preaching at 1920 a. IN.
and :. p. IN. Sunday-schOOl at p. m. Young
Peoples Meeting at Close OF evening service
Rev. J. II. Hess will preach in the morning and
the pastor in the evening
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-01-29

NORTH STREET VI. Z. CHURCH-REy. NJ.
~ =. Dryden. pastor Services tomorrow n,
follows: Preaching at 1870 a. IN; SUNDAY school
al p m; prayer service at 30 p. IN: special
revival service at T. IN. All are cordially in.
Yited.
The Irish standard., 1887-08-27
MINNEAPOLIS ST PAUL. SATURDAY, AUGUST 1887.

wouldnot say ''hell was not hot enough
nor eternity long enough for Fenian,"
he would not try to keep the people
quiet slaves and paupers under unex-
ampled social injustice, and least of
all would he subscribe e1OO which he
would get from the sweat and blood of
his irish poor, to cut the throats of poor
savages that were rightly struggling to
be free. When I read the political lines
of some mitred ecclesiastics in the light
of the life of st. Patrick. I am aston
ished and scandalizsd. (Applause.E-
Chicago Citizen Report.
The Irish standard., 1887-08-27

Cont;iEnneds 81 Eighth EPage.,
The Irish standard., 1887-08-27

(Continued on Eiiff s Z aanills
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-09
The BOOKS We rake &c.

The late disputes about the Hun.
dred Best Books" fail to take account
of the fact that we care for books as we
care for persons-not because we ought
to, but because we cannot help it. II
is matter of temperament and affinity,
not of moral or literary principle. No
doubt admire supreme virtue, incor.
ruptible honor, dazzling intellect in man
or woman; but | am free to say that
would not, If / could, make the embod-
iment thereof my constant companion.
| like little human frailty, few char
acteristic foiblcs, an occasional incon-
sequence or folly. They bring their
possessor nearer to me; they show me
that he feels, as do, the righteousness
of life; that we make common cause to-
gether. 1--WE needs must love the
highest when we see it. says Tenny-
son; mot Lancclot, nor another"
Well. love Lancelot and not Arthur
and so did Guincvere. He committed
grievous fault; but the richness of
life, the passion, the romance, were in
him.
So, too. | admire paradise Lost, ="
THE Divine Comedy" "Sartor Resar-
tus." But l find, as the years pass by,
that these are not the books in my H.
brary whose covers are the loosest and
whose leaves are the most dog-eared.
But there are books that draw me as
fresh water draws a thirsty man; re-
turn to them again and again; | can
not weary of them, because part of
my own life is lived through Them my
blood circulates in them; every day ]
discover in them new pleasure, as
do in each new day. They do for me
that which nothing else can do; they
are not perfect, but to me they are
more winning than perfection. have
many wants. many deficiencies, many
moods; and my favorite hooks are those
which suit my moods, remedy my def
ciencies and supply my wants. know
when | need this volume, or that, or
the other. Every man at 40 is either n
fool or a physician; and, at 40 every
man who is not fool has found out
with what medicines to treat the vary
ing ailments of his literary constitu-
ton; and he keeps the medicines on his
nearest bookshelf. Julian Hawthornc
in The Epoch
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-03-09
Chicago's Thermometer.

Must be cold out" said the usher
at the Northwestern Depot to fat man
Who had just entered the building.
what makes you think So" asked
the fat man.
"Icicles clinging to your mustache.
"Well, what has that got to do with
the weather."
"And your nose is red. "
"What has that got to do with the
weather."
We'll, say il must be cold out"
"You don't say so?'
"Well, isn't it cold?"
I'm sure don't know. What makes
you think it is cold?"
"Why, the icicles on your mustache
and your red nose. of course.
"Oh. pshaw. man; that's the fault OF
the whisky. "-Herald.