New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-07
THE talk or THE DAY.

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,,,s -, rcvas sta,c robbers for instance, are
nm, ,,non distinctly lower social scale than Train
robbers.
our readers viii bear out in saving thit we ~
Insisted all time since the Ncni thDm- a. ,te,r
, vrh The devil but constrained to ADMIT
that the dev is lately getting the upper manu- u '''
ATLANTA Constitutions
y, nr. Parker thinks there is lusty cheering /"
tho I,rtcd = ate. let him 20 to n Democratic cohNeh
,,o, ,chen some SCOTSMAN j. nominated or IL he
t,cu,t want 10 trust himself In such gaiherlhs' no
,ht drop into an AntiPoverty meeting JUST De'oro
Dr. Mcclynn gets there.
sure enough faith cure. Omaha Man-H'w raicu
'oo' t,i .c'ar-W,l don't know about that
rye seen good many people cured by faith
IN Faith in the i"rd ,,-,r,
"No. Faith in me - omaha World
Won could write the name, Of the streets in tins
tv which are not torn up ON a postage stamp anu
II wouhIn't deiare the stamp much either
cadaycrous-lookng man invaded the coInrinS-
room of busy merchant on MANSON u. 't,teI,.
r',,,, and handed HIM "a card on which wac WIitcn;
~ am deaf ana dumb. p'aN' buy box vi m ,,o,
The merchant shook hS head ana tln p' -, hcsrr
20 I 7 bnS,e., man AMI he impul,vcy called aztec
lin: ,.,.,,
The deaf and iuuO man drl not rr,pcud, H% no
lie on artist In III, r1ica a., ,br e .,mc ,iy and
sod tie pcutcnt merchant two dozen boAe''-Oi'" So
Tribune.
How .Hi -bop' Chorv must Laugh "heh ne ro'''
in Nugwnmp papers that he has loeat Mug"ump
Ciyu service Eelormcr from way lack
\ Bar Halbor girl who wa told bv an o'i loalman
H. II. sur. a.I na4c Acr boat well ulinn Il, Wem 10
Worl, and -c,ycl two silk hounces around the gun
vale onlVrs statesman.
\ lover Of books who likes to drop into the book
stores SAYS: Il never 10 bookstores where ladhs
arc employed a, CLERKS. This + not because object
to ladies per but because when YOU enter Stof"
where there are -aie-women thoy come night up to
Won and expect YOU to make your purchase al V'o
Now what like to do is to 90 INTO a bookstore and
lo,faroum paving over and -klinning through books.
II ind anything want las itaside, am frequently
I get quito lot before | through. man can
5c expected to ruu INTO soro and say give mo
a book, j.,t As he would run into Il saloon and say
give me bcor.'
Not afril of a coal famine. L i claimed that cosl
Lave 10 burn corn cob> tins winter. TINS IL not
overly encouraging 10 dIouth-,trchcn karsas Iowa,
nut coos thre inches long but ior
Nebraska. who're the cob' are used ior
rCnarhdlA' degree Of compo-Wc ~ long a. tho
festive corn cob naintAin- ~ present MAMMOTH
may POOL. the nebraska hearth viii sttl he warm
ana cosy. Eastern strikers may put thus IN iAelr
cob pipes and smoke u-North Bend .Nci.) FlaL
There arr a few aesthetic who square,
tinted envelopes and feminine hand even in
la.in.-s letters. 'Hy some mist AXE, says married
man. Of that kind was sent 10 my house the
other day instead Of my office. when | went home
that evening the letter laid plate at the
table and my wife tn the dumps She had been cry
ius. | opened the letter and was ANNOYED by IT.
cortcuts slowly IL up into litte pieces and
threw them the floor. Ny wife, with moro color
her face than like to said: IN who this
woman Is and, picking up the pieces, sho carried
them to her ROOM aud at the end OF hour managed
g,t the letter together and read: 'Dnar SirAs NY
going into the insurance business TIM first of
ncXt month, SHALL hereafter. place my business IN
his hands Had il boon winter and | had thrown
The letter into the fire. would have been able
TO square II within woek
Tho Wardcu's Rcgrers-vi,lor at kansas pcnitenii
ay-I seo YOU have large number OF life prisoners
here.
Yes. andlts pity that capital punishment is not
hanging
brutal nurdcrcrs. and such like ~
'Nc no. the murdcrcrs ara not 20 bad. hut thcrc /
at least twenty who sold beer Illegally. '-lIncon
Neb.j journal.
The Boston Transcript reuiarls that while Miss !
Cleveland is teaching history, her brother is making
it. Yes. and some of it is pretty poor history too.
Edtor-inC bicf-IIcIlo thore. Mr.. clips!
city Editor ClipS-lcs, sly.
~ nd half dozen men ont immediately, and 10
what's the matter down IN the street"
Matteri why, don't soc ANYTHING going on thcro'
digging 1t up There must be something under an
this Give us good article, Mr.. Clips -(Boston
Transcript
"'Tho Philadelphia Record says that PHILADELPHIA
although it Is admitted that Chicago and New York
are running 1t pretty close.
ChlcagOs New AuditOriunl-First Chicago Citizen
Have seen the plans fOr the Grand Auditorium YETI
second Chicago Cthen-NO, haven't Tell me about
It. How many hogs VIII they be able to Slaughter
day i-l1ttsburg chronicle.
DIR. Barnardo the philanthroplst, of London, has
secured 1000 of land in the northwestern part
Of the Dominion Of Canada and proposes to make of
tho entire block Industrial farm whero homeless
lads of London may be sent. DIR. hrnarro has been
singnlarly successful In retaining the little watts OF
tho British metropolis simply because he has aimed
much to relieve their pressing needs, although
he has done that, as TO give them training which
Will enable them to help themselves and become
spectacle members of society.
Why She Was Cold" Darling" he muttered hoarse-
", ! reformed for your sake because You asked mo
havo fOrswOrn tho saloon and its pleasures. Still
you avoid and keep me at distance"
~ am sure, Charlie, you were quito heroic In doing
much for me-"
"Thcn why do you draw haughtily away from me 2"
because l can't bear tho smell OF cloves.'-(LAn-
coin Journal.
The Boston Courier" has slap at the arlstocracy
founded upon the possession OF piano. So common
In Massachusetts,. "The bonds Of snobbIshness," it