Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-06-23
KERNELS.

Capt. Mutt, who was so prompt in pursu-
ing the revolted Apaches of Arizona, proba-
bly, has the aIements of kernel in him
Life.
A young couple who proposed visiting the
summit of Mount Washington registered at
the Glen'House as 'sTwo for ascent. ."-Bos-
ton Commercial Bulletin.
'sHave children any rights?" asks an anx-
ious editor. Indeed they have and lefts. too,
as every father knows. And it costs So
pair to shoe them.-Proud Somerville Jour
nal
correspondent writes: "Can you recon-
mend really good book to take on a brief
outing to the Thousand Isles?" With pleas
ure. The Burlington Free
Press
Traveier-''One day, and only once, I saw
it was" Boston Lady-'sExcuse me, cousin.
But here in Boston we hear operas. -
Christian Register.
We don't question the statement that
George Washington never told lie but he
certainly was never asked by fond mother
what he thought of her cute little baby
Washington Critic.
One of our lawyers being asked few days
since what a contingent fee was said: eff l
bring suit for you and lose the case get
nothing; if I win the suit you get nothing" !"
Hudson Republican.
It was James Russell Lowell who asked,
"What so rare as a day in Junes" 1t seems
likely that Mr.. Lowell had never breakfasted
at restaurant and ordered his steak well
done.-Lowel1 Citizen.
Young Dimmock-Did you enter Raggles
at this years dog show?
Miss Huidekoper-Oh. no, indeed! You
know, since poor grandpa's death we have
none of us been out at all.-Puck.
"Where did you get all the fish, Johnnys'
asked little urchin of his chum, who had q
big basket on his arm.
'Down at the market, to be sure" return
ed Johnny. 'fI'm going to take them out in
the country and sell them to the fishermen
coming home. Judge.
A little girl who had not learned the table
for wine measure was much puzzled by read
ing on the blackboard: eff quart of wine
costs 81, how much will three hogsheads
costa' Finally she asked: Teacher, how
many hogs will there be if there's three
heads?"-Albany Argus.
Seedy Party Ito bartender)-Your refusal,
sir, to trust me to paltry drink of whiskey
fills me with astonishment and indignation
Bartender-Al right, sir; you can fill
yourself up with astonishment and indigna-
tion and it won't cost you cent; but if you
want to fill up with whiskey, you will have
to have cash!-Puck.
Young Miss Pert says she doesn't see why
DR.. McGlynn should make such fuss about
so little thing going to Rome. She had
been scores of times herself and it wasn't
| half so dreadful as some folks make it out.
'tBut," she added, after slight pause, ''per-
haps it wouldn't be right for priest to in
| dulge in such things. s."-Boston Transcript
A lady who was living in Dresden few
years ago tells this anecdote: She was sit
| ting alone in the gallery one day, gazing at
English women entered the room "Well.'
| exclaimed one of them, who had never seer
| the famous painting before, ''I must say I'm
disappointed. After all I'd heard about it
| expected to see something good deal Shower
| than that" Her friend was cast down fer 6
moment, but presently ,plucked up hear
| enough to say, apologetically, "But you for
| get how old it is. Considering how long age
1 It was painted think it's pretty well donel'
Paris American Register.