The Meeker herald., 1887-05-14
look n.foTr You Leap.

fact that the weddings here are few
and far between. This Inference u
natural. but il falls wide from The mss1E
There arr nj least iifty couple In and
around Aiceker who could make them
selves as Well ~ others happy II they
only Were better diplomats. Usually
the gentlemen do the proposing, but
some are exceedingly slow. and rs leap
year II but seven months In the sweet
soon 10 come, II b-hooyes Our young
ladies TO bo on the alert, and get their
victims ready for the shock at thr
beginning uf next year. II they don I
pop" before that Following is IL par
;iai list II gentlemen. widowers. or
phans. crank. etc. who would make
husbands, w viii merely mention
their go1i qualities. trusting tim, their
future wives will ind out the lad ones
In due time. Just gax- ut this array
Of talent:
VIII : I.-siafts the list. ~ lie won I
keep long. Would make useful hus-
band ioF auy lady addicted 10 goSsiping
lie could keep her posted OH ancien,
events, etc. Would bite quickly.
John ". W.-An innocent young
man. II is really ioo bad tina, hr i,
s;ill without y wife. II some bcnsyo.
len, lads would spread her net SUCCESS
fully. ". warrant lie would keep the
wolf from tho door.
Joiinny IA priceless jewel. Knows
mufr about selling T-ad, made clothes
than buying i-r-i steak or I.aragoric.
Don't swear. but will puo'- poetry.
Fred "A faded strawberry blonde.
Was cu, out for fsilgoail-r. hut never
followed It. lie blows his own horn.
because lie has good horn" although
I, naybE Hat l. supposed la L. - but
W. can, tell positively. ii- would be
pleased to have his wife play second
fiddle.
La. ia yrry hardy plant although
ydnng mi 1-Hioosiax.-1 {. LIKE : pesc<
II r-.l.ho, iron. no, picked M easily.
but little caiolins Nigh, brins lin To
tho scratch" Any Young lady who
wouldn't abi-c; ,n liviu.s un tsli for the
balance Of her natural life should sel
her trap iuf Ed.
Jimmir u. Words cannu; emu
mrrai- ghis grntl-inan's eooi qualities.
An orphan. Win Gays very little. bu,
thinks heap. T. fat aud would make
good picking for srsnc iu,liripus woman.
Likes children and is supposed To talk
In his sleep. That story u Ills bcihg
out of soci-,, was cruel hoax
Chris-Not in the market.
Harry Fair. fat II and forty. At
tends SUNDAY school Ion the Mesa reg.
ulsriy. II you want him ,.kc him ai
once, Us he is fas, pining away in his
sinsl. blcsscJn.ss.
Morris D.-A Young man Of rare abil-
its. Has fast hors. aud blnk ac-
count. Don't look Mt him unless YOU
want him. rs lac was never known Ia
say no TO anybody. Generous 10 I.
fault.
Charley D.--IIcTc. ladies'. is u real
German Prince. l. regular ladies'
man. good looking and would never go
on, on a strike. Would want liis wife
,o sleep on the front side of the bed In
cas-. tie baby should awake in the mid
die Of the night.
viii D.-A brunctt. Of the tall order.
Would be willing la build fires aud get
breakfast on summer mornings.
Frank Sour heart fails us. This
young man l. tn. choices, mor>el to ~
found IN the valley. lie is niccty IL.
self In fact too nice for any one TO plat
false To. Has n large heart aud a bank
account. which is daily increasing ih
size that Is. his heartl.
II. e. H.-A linguist with banker.
! ing for the muses.. Our opinion Is that lac
would make a handy husband about
house.clcaning timc-for washing high
windows. and could also keep flies OF
the ceiling. lie thinks seriously of
going to salt Lake City where he
can have chance. some one head
him on.
Frank J.-This young man was lover
the Rhine" on several occasions. but If
married his evenings would be spent at
home. Knows nothing OF soothing
syrup. but loves children.
Col. I've are afraid this gentle
man is out of the market. A clos,r
acquaintance, however. might
Larkiu C.-Iferc's one who has hal
some experience in the love business,
and will moi I've caught easily. A god
wielder OF broom.stick should tacke
this gentleman.
a. f. R.-This gentleman would le
fat take" for some deserving damsd.
Where beauty is not one of the requir-
ments We think he would suit.
Otto W Very small. but then 10
would make good husband for sm;ll
family. Is industrious and will nevr
die of consumption.
Less fl.-Rather young. and to c.ll
] him handsome would be strain on or