Omaha daily bee., 1887-05-08
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couldn't dance. He listened to the inter.
prefer, and watched the patroness, who
was smiling the most ELUSIVE, mechani-
cal, society smile. Then he shrugged his
shoulders and went up into the balcony
to fiddle; Probably he tiddled WE'LL but
nobody down stairs knew anything about
it. Wax fiddlers placarded, 7Prnce
Esterhazys band, :" would have answered
the purpose Just as well.
In theaters for a few seasons past you
are regaled with an overpowering odor
of fresh cologne. This was mystery
until | observed that the fashionable lady
accompanied bya huge cut scent bottle
had good bit of private business with 1t
between acts. From her pocket she ex-
tracts lump of sugar, and in the pri-
vacy OF her programme carefully drops
rs much eau de cologne from her flask as
the sugar will hold, takes it up gingerly
with her lace handkerchief and conveys
it to her mouth. In this way a mild state
OF booze may be acquired. The escort
who goes out to see man has not
eating woman. 1t produces a sort of
daze, very similar to the effects of choral
The Odor is vastly superior to that of old
rye, it isn't wicked like cocktails, and it
is quite the gentle thing. I'd like to
know what my adventurous sex will try
next. Hypordermic needles, anodyne,
choral, bromide and cologne! This world
that they try so hard to stiilc the real
and aunihilate the present, | took
Maria to 4 matinee, and the play was so
dismal that, when friend going up the
aisle asked if he could do anything for
us, said: "Yes, Just do as well by us us
you will by yourself" He did On his
return he laid a pretty bunch of flowers
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cunnlngly fastened by wire to the CEN
seed see bottle @ Throagh a tRe @ cork 0hmpkh intd the
heart of u Gala lily went Il straw With
what Il wealth of admiration tor mans
invention did we hold that fragrant bou-
quet to our pleased faces. The bartender
that has got up this novel way OF, intro
dUcing mild cocktail to q lady in an
orchestra chair deserves to prosper, and
no doubt he will. Whenever you see a
lady in a theatre lnhailing the fragrance
of 4 huge bouquet, you may rightly sus
pect she has got right with her, that which
YOU will have to go out for. 1t is COM
fort to know that men are inventing
something to amuse us.
The apothecary has hitherto been the
man TO lay himself out to catch us, but
now the bar room falls into line, and we
women ought to be thankful. A man on
Broadway has gone to putting up little
medicine chests filled with numerous
bottles. With this box you get book
Wherever you read, For general lassi-
tude, indispositon to do anything and
desire for perfect repose, take No. 10 at
2p. m: and D. m. returning to No. 10
at bedtime" For reluctance to rise
and tendency to lie down during the day,
take 80 in moderation until exhausted,
and continue with 80 and 35. Bottles can
be reolcnished at any OF our agencies"
This is noble work of art, but it isn't
as interesting as going to the drug stores.
thecary shops. had occasion to have a
prescription for a favOrite dog put up the
other day, and l sat and listened. A
large woman with an aggravating set of
store teeth gnashed 'em with confidence
at the clerk, and said: doctor (they
address ten-year-old boy in drug shop
as doctor can you RECOMMEND this
is injuring my teeth. They feel sensitive
to the touch"
"Be careful how you handle 'em when
you take 'em out, said a small voice in
the rear of an almanac.
Only that the directory was chained up,
you wouldn't know this.
Then in came large woman with q
fierce look: my husband amt feeling
well, doctor; he wants to get something
to brace him up, SOS he can go to a tar
get excursion tomorrow"
"Calysia bark and iron" suggested the
clerk.
mot much" was the reply, "giye me
bottle of citrate magnesia, one dozen
compound tincture rhubarb pills, three
ounces SIENNA and dash of croton oil.
Them fishing banks and target excursions
is good ways off for some folks"
CLARA BELLE.