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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-03-26
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-03-26

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-03-26

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Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12
eomethinR Of Q Lar Himself.

King Hnmbert, Of Italy, one day, after Id
tening patiently to "a certain court Wit who
had most extravagant yarn, remarked
quietly: II can easily believe that story, BE-
cause have had u more curious experience
myself On one occasion had been ont hunt
ing all day long and was returning home
empty handed, when a thrush flew up within
range Of my gun, and, thinking it better than
nothing. l blazed away at it, and, to my
great astonishment, brought down not only
the thrush, but q good sized hawk. Just at
the moment when l pulled the trigger this
hawk, which was also out hunting, had
swooped down upon the thrush, and in con-
sequence the one bullet struck both birds
But that was not ALL The report of my gun
had scared up a rabbit, and as luck would
have it, the hawk feel directly on cony S back,
and, being only wounded, Immediately at
tackled the poor beast SO fiercely that he, suf-
ferin; under tho cruel claws, began to dig up
the earth frantically with his paws, and pres
emily uncovered two immense trufllcs. So. you
see, with single shot l bagsed fine hawk
to stuff, a thrush to broil, u nice fat rabbit to
stew, and two splendid trufiles for the season.
ing" The king is fond of telling how, in the
campaigns of 1856, he had three buttons shot
from his coat by rifle balls, and how be once
owned horse that could jump across a ditch
thirty feet wide, and how when . boy his
gymnastic teacher taught him to climb wall
over 100 feet high without using a rope q
anything of the sort-Chicago Herald
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12

we wrote him that Jack Plane was IN the
workhouse He wrote back in the most in
coherent manner, saying that he used to keep
fool himself when he was rich, but he
couldn't afford il now. You can see he was
crazy. It's this sort Of thing that drives
editors mad found in the MSS. Of the
editor who committed suicide by paying his
fare last week.
ART Is LONG, But SOME THINGS ARE WIDER
A new fad is a Hand and Foot Album"
containing photographs Of the hands and feet
Of girls who wear anything under small
"ives." In the well known city Of (mortise
for name) this album looks like a sample
book Of circus cuts, and rests either on dim
ing table or the barn floor. (St. Louis and
Chicago papers please copyD
THE PEN OF A READY WRITER
They wheel his chair in the sunshine
Where the warmest south winds blow;
For he loves to sit where the swallows f1it
And the shadows come and go:
Is his fancies twine and intertwine-
"Pro Bono Publico."
He used to write for The Journal .Ss
In seventeen eighty four:
An Old man then, but his ready pen
" as luSty at twice two score,
All h us d to fill. with that squeaking QUIZ
Three columns a week, and more.
ue tackled the other papers
A. fast Us they got born,
T'.,y thought he would die ere the year went b.
But he bought him q bigger ink horA
An, the editors life with care was rife
From even till dewy morn.
Ee gathered his friends around him
Taxpayer" ''rox Popul," ""Le1"
Constant Reader" True Blue" md 'Cdtiken,~
too,
The editors soul to vex;
And the old they grew, the garrulous crew
Aade worse newspaporial wrecks
md be never will die while .nA lasts
Or paper to press can go,
His old pen grumbles and censures and mum
bles,
AZ things are too fast or too SLOW
Though his temper Internal, his pen q eternal
Old Pro Bono Flblico."
Brooklyn Eagle
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12
The JOYS OF LIFE.
Few Nuggets Of Wisdom About Our
Home Pets.

Few Nuggets Of Wisdom About Our
Home Pets.
Ihave received letter asking for half a
ream of advice at my lowest rates TIE
writer, a gentleman of quiet, refined taste.
sedentary habit and n sparsity Of hair, de-
sirss to cheer up the solitude Of his home by
Introducing a pet, and wishes to know the
variety of pet most suitable to the tranquil
enjoyment he seeks, together with hints upon
the maintenance and general care of the same
AM an approximate estimate of the cost.
Pets vary in size and temperament The
tastes of some men incline them TO large pets
and of Others to small pets.
4 man inclined to flabby corpulence and
wishing to tone up his system and tone down
his waistband by steady and invigorating
exercise may safely indulge in pet bear.
There is nothing l know in the entire animal
kingdom SO calculated to furnish a man with
athletic pastime as q well developed bear
Canaries are a lemon colored atiiiction but
one degree removed from felony or yellow
fever One pair of 81 canaries turned loose
on an unsuspecting family VIII wreck more
happiness than a slvin IS bank cashiers vaca-
ton Or a fire.
If felt that life was not complete without
song should endcavor to purchase music
without the multiplying attachment
had a pair of canarios in June, 1874 In
August had four; in October, eight, and by
June, 1873, l had seventy-six, and fifty-two
of these were of the female species and al
ready on the nest tried to give the birds
away, and tried to turn them loose. but all
in vain, and was Immersed in hempseed and
misery until one day, in a moment of des-
peration, committed arson in the third Ge-
gree, and had reedbird breakfast
A parrot both satisfies the longing Of
man for a pet and makes Life pleasant for the
neichborH
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12

A bright ana active parrot cost about 60
before he has learned how to swear or for
cotton how 10 yell. His education being
being valued at about 81 word, it can
readily be seen that fluent profanity may
only be expected in birds costing from $l0O
up The most economical way for a clergy
man or an elderly maiden lady to do is to
buy the crude parrot, hang it out Of a win
dow and let it pick up the rudiments Of
strong language from the neighbors.
had parrot once with a green body, a
yellow head and bad eye, and for three
long months he was thoughtful and observ-
ant, and my aunt benevolently sang 'Old
Hundred" 10 him, repeated various texts in
his hearing and in other ways tried to give
him wholesome, Christian education. 81
multaneously, a small, freckied boy next
door conversod within range of the parrot,
taking q somewhat different key.
Alligators are easily domesticated, and are
pleasant pets to have in a house with small
children, but have found it Just as effective
to leave rat poison around, artfully spread
upon doughnu;s and other delacacies
The most refined and conteInplative pet
know is Texan horned frog A horned
frog looks like lizard which has been passed
through rolling machine and thea studded
with prickles. He does not sing, and it is
necessary to pry his mouth open and ram his
food down in order to keep him alive III this
trying climate, but with these trivial draw
backs no is a pet of great value.
Horned frogs cost nothing in Arizona, and
may be shipped by mail at the same low
rates as rattlesnakes, scorpions and other
territorial produce.
A healthy horned frog will sleep on his
belly four months without moving, and then
may tc turned upon his back, where he will
sleep four more, and this amusing trait en-
dear- him to his owner and keeps monotony
troll the door Occasionally during the sum-
mrI he will open his eyes and take stealthy
r. 1iew of his surroundings, but this phe-
= menon may not be expected to occur
ftener than seven times in four years, and,
Is the process is entirely noiseless, will not
disturb even the most sensitive person
Pets arc necessary to the higher enjoyment
of life, but how to select is one of the most
difficult problems ever presented There are
incompatibles in pets, as in matrimony and
medicines Cats and canaries do not 60 well
together-or, rather, go together too well,
and the consolidation has little value; and
keeping parrot in the same cage with a
monkey does not improve either his morals
or his plumage. should advise any one de
si-ous of getting pet which will brighten
his dull hours and enliven care to procure
either q sacred white elephant or q horned
LOG, and retire at once to his enjoyment.
All other varieties are fraudulent and un-
satisfactory.-Henry Guy Carleton in New
York World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12
DEACON euRoETrE's PHILOSOPHY.
IT CAN BE DONE, But

IT CAN BE DONE, But
THAT is one Of our rising young men,
fudge; lie will make his mark in this town
and don't you forget it." Indeed! What
does he dor He spends 5000 year on u
salary Of 81 800"
The circus laid of one night and the lion
tanner played sweet to a shepherdess, to
whom he gave much gul, until, he unmask
ing, his wife recognized him. They picked
him up at the foot Of the stairs, sadly rent as
to his raiment and much abraded and con-
fused as to his person. And as be recovered
Consciousness he feebly murmured, WAS it
the lady or the tiger Then they smote
upon him with canes and umbrellas, and left
him for dead
NCoMPREHENsIBLE NONSENSE
A young man of Jacksonville, Mo-, writes:
"Wouid the addition Of a centerboord cdd
In any way to the speed or sailing qualities
Of the ThistleY' We have read this letter O
great many times without being able to make
anything out of it, and conclude that if there
Is an insane asylum in Jeffersonville, the
young man takes his meals there. The idea
Of putting q centerboard on q thistle which
isn't an aquatic plant at all, and-why be
might as well talk about putting jury mast
on Q chestnut. Thistlel Centerboard! Well,
we give it up. Its something We never be-
fore heard Of in all our life. That's lust a
sample of the kind OF letters we get from
cranks all over the country every week Only
week before last a lunatic down in Florida
wrote, asking us ''if Jake Sharp was in jailT
Never another word about him, who he was,
where he was from, or any syllable Of de-
Ocription: lust Jake Sharp As though we
were expected to know everybody in the
United States that might reasonably be e1-
pected to Ia in iail. We crushed this fellow:
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12
Gen. sherman and the Darky,

After the theatre at ST. Louis one night
Gen. W. T. Sherman boarded q street car
with some ladies' All found seats but one
At the upper end Of the car was little
darky, with hands in pockets and great
deal of the whites of his eyes showing Tho
general caught sight of him, and, taking him
by the collar, stood him up against the door.
half frightened and ignorant Of the offense
which he had given. Then the lady sat
down. After the car had proceeded few
blocks gentleman vacated a seat and got
out, and the general took the young darkv
in his arms, carried him to the seat and care
fully dumped him into it. Having given up
his seat to a lady, the darky was entitled to
tho first vacancy, and old Tecumseh saw that
be got it-Detroit Free Press.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12
LITTLE LAUGHS.

I.
Frank "A. Munsey mas written oooA caled
'Aiioat IN Great CITY," III. MunseJ must
nave tired TO cross broadway AFTER feoru-
nry thaw.-Life.
\ hen owned by Norristown woman
swallowed needle hiteen years ago. a year
later she sold the fowl Recently she bought
a spring cnlcken n markes, anu, "hiie c4rs-
ing the biru she iouhu the ioenticai heeoie
swaIiowcd htteen years previously, one rec
=. : I.'1-,l.,IT -, -, - .I.
oc!i' Is no 'ioie fsi'ii hap'e ''iAn soii' VI ..o
animal end p!ru stories appearing In tne
western papers, but 1t Is quite as true.-Nor-
ristown Herald.
Reserved AMI secre,ive he used to be,
An ovcrreacher. shrewd and sharp and keen,
But one day round ouzz saw lnonkeyed he
-R,ston Courier
E,,.o, ,y-,,,- ,o ,,,, h,r, 90 s.o, 20
sbar,,a,, ,o,,r ,,nn.;1 - nf,on, Cl.rLIRo.
-, 7 - - g.. ". H, ~,
T., -.
Ii -,e" to' io" uaSs az '"0 "Ai' vi
Le'aiuo baid"ih, an 'uHuesS uihle museum
freak, ran away with all his money--sO
Baldwin now wishes he had married leSless
dime i'iieIim freak-Norrlstown Herald
Vito Tn loarse whisper,-Moichsel! Moich-
ael. wasc u. Thurs murtherin' thafe in
the room. M.chael-Whist, now, Rosie; be
aisy. hev me o on'm, an ef he foinds ony.
thing I'll git up an take it froom 'im.-Har
per's Bazar
An uubTpIl, dealer tolls Show n onen IN
u,,hrnII, ,,;tbout d,m,ci,,it II wnula II.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12
Uncle Zese's Decision.

T,so Of ''de young cullerd degeneration
IS cld uncle Zeke calls 'enl, were lettering on
tn corner Of Bay and Market streets Friday
afternoon on their way home from school,
discussing points in philology and philosophy
"Jeemes,n asked TIE younger, "how would
yeu formulate this sentence: Tho gentleman
was sat down on, or the gentleman was sit
down OnF'
well, Thomas" replied Jeemes, my
opinion is, it ought to be the gentleman was
SIT down on.n
'G'way from hyear, yer ignunt, goodfun-
nuttin, stuck up. free niggar doodies," inter
ruptei Uncle Zeke, with all the indignation
Of his nature on tiptoe. Il dun alters says
desc new tangled, etdicated niggers1l nebber
bc wuf day salt, an dat good muddcr wit an
boss sense is wuf all de book ,arnin in de
ToIn wurl. DE eemmen wuz sot doun OF :
dats good sense and good grammattics. bc-
sides. Glong home!"-Jacksonville News
Herald
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12

American-As you are native Of Cau hda
I suppose you think that country Is all right,
but for my part should hate most awfully
to be a subject Of a queen.
Canadian-The queen is mere fgurehead
there is no difference at all between Canada
and the United States.
"Come to think, believe you do have
elections there"
II should say we did. We have elections
and campaigns, and political parties and
bosses, and ringsters, and boodlers, snd"-
"Boodlersf'
"Plenty Of EN-"
"well, well! Why, you arc freemen jus.
like us"-Omaha World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12

Irate Father-I suppose you remember ycu
wanted to marry that bookkseper Of mins
about u year asof
Daushter-Yes, father.
"A pretty sort of man You picked out He
has decamped with my whole fortune"
"You remember, father, that you told him
he could not haze Inc until he so: rich, don't
your
.'Of course tie young"-
81 have just received a dispatch from him
a. Montreal saying he is rich now. but Is per-
,ectly willing to marry poor mans daush-
ter Omaha World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-11-12

Our IttleS-year old is very fond of oranges.
One day when he had eaten a large one he
came to mamma and wanted more. '.How
many are there in the dishr asked mamma.
He counted them. "Just three" be said
"Very well, was the reply, ''there is one
for papa and one for mamma and one for
ysL You can have one" He ate il nc
' anted another
''How many are lefti' said mamma
"Just two" he replied, lone for papa and
one for me-"
But where is miner said the astonished
mother
..Oh, he replied quickly, II have eaten
it"-Babyhood