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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26

Nicaigaa d. D. ~ ~ ss ss stAts Asss snd 1Anp4 =
Mullen s's sRe.s ~: ss::P g 81 81
e q g Is = iss r.. q T p "a ! re g
cllDpsd ohiG xssr'ns x = e o sn..n ,17 x.e
Ss:Ss;9 III 6 q clipped on:
d. Harrington 50 CLIPPED state Sheep and Ycarne lg1
b. ct Size 16z STATE sheep 100 D, 5kc, ~ ynsb0n de-
g e She, i!aaS 90 2 At s,eI clipped ST. xs;S;
q $40; ssss 70 N. At s'ss aOs Aichssu do 70 p -
Hollis rspcrts: s7s wSosa Michigan sheen lo2 e
* 10 s IN a a. 10 IS H. 81 S.c o.; iss Territory d.
100 y, ct So 60 l7S Clipped Do l0s at - 2o7 nhie
143 do is M at5ac 81 Wooed State do. SO 10, at vtc
sherman Culver. 222 Capped Ohio sheep. slh D. ~
N Collins for b .hsrrnston les unshorn Michigan
Sheep Ito N, at % So -. .
sader 4 Coz 2sl Western sheep tclippedl 90 10. ~
Judd & Buckingham: 22o Clipped Ohio sheep os'A 81
4Ssc.
Newton 4 6llett 06 Unshorn Pennsylvania YeAriings.
log b. at So 90.
r. s. Kase: 40 state Spring Lambs private terms
(probsbly about So 90 per headj.
HOGSReceipts 73 OF Il .225 heat41 cars az
jersey City ami 32 p az 40ths About half carcad
OF state hands So o. and tho markes
was quoted steady.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26

The highest cash prices were as follovs-~heat-No
va sssc. oat.-Sc. 27'.c; .kye,NS = &c.,:
ms,5v 90 sssSo US Pm'
s 81 q. Snort sG Clear 'siS 30 Ds5
per gallon no.i our TR s'od mn S
iiISos bqsn. Corn $4,000 BUSH oa,, sso91 s s,.
S SSSo 5 sG S Saa SS -, 1000 Ga. barley oS5
s the Ty'ess y b.y fG s Es:
F.Gs, s y s 0 o sr No re
s2Sas3c neeepts 900 bush shipments Loo bush o.;.
heavy No MiIsd 5os i,ye nTaI 80. 90
nrm-stcrt RD, u 10 Bacon sieadv-short RID, - as
se Good to Extra 20 use Good 70 Prime Dairy sse
49, Hogs steady nr,a.S0mmen sna LisI .. - - 2S
.Dmsns. 500 head Eggs steady 10 Cheese firm
Dxrgorr. Apru 25.-wheAt-So. wh!fo cash sic'
c@s Me'1 Nav Re- s'G nn no he August sa'n ~ &c 10
~ &c BID os!smNo 81 &c NS White S S5 &c..
Cora $500 bush. oats 5000 bush
MILWAUKEE, Aprl 25.-flour quiet; whea, nrm;
50 ss go oAts .caiy so White nominal 40.
suS r3 D' H @ IL 90 lard ~
Butter stead p g1a, ia v11Ssg g.
Flour iIsSl b5% Wheat ago Op,n barley 600
rsous xufgl, 9 torn aEg%. New Hs a., NIsi a7ss
White ?9ez.c; NO mSs1 2Ss3V a. Es0 qu,sr.
celnt.-Con 5000 CAT, 5000 on,h Rye 1000 oasn
milapELPniA Xprii 2J-Fiourlfarket rued STEADY.
80 Western ana iennsyyAnA SUNSHINE - "oa 20; 30
50 so Pennsvivans roller Process, ~ OO0tl21 Delaware
!, s2 = S isS az Clear 81 20 aosrns - g.
g 90 ~ oS aaa sSus Whe1 Wheat Tf rae ~ ~
Minnesota baker,, clear ~ 1asi 20 DO do strgh - 20
I've Flour :. 5Jat2 50 per Observation-Disclosures
olSs WI" pfees O Of o lots and otioas tGt
,'iie 'pser n an" % I'VE. do for Nav pj as"c do
June g3daJi1e DO July W US com iAIket
export inquiry SPOT Tor local
storage in 3oilst elevator i7c, steamer No. Mixed In
depot 49c Aa Mixed ON TACK AMI gram depot 1os
isSii f.e% Nav ssSs7S; 40 for June 47Ss
IA local !Ge snlG sa PTSe. sa aS Gs
ksleeie, WhtS "'c; no Wns F%tares were sn,e
Ne 2whito Ior Apnl 81 'sas7%c. dcor NAV S7tsSiSc@
20 Potatoes ,Sp ." colco nnrv ,oo
a &c. Burbank eoice g. zoe DO lar to ood IS Gye
e% %s eSco At &c s 40 G Fs SoS
rcero' CIV to qsa nsr bb so So d:
p psosU - % su' pdsea pee Sa
rSss Co. $40 10 'S 90 .S ~ ~ V Uo$s o.
90 dressed s9s 60 ;aS,o
s7 ac renn.yivan,a Creamery EItr. s4S
Z. cresmsry Extra 2sc, TacEinE Butter Oase
eno.ce iie@ Pennsvvanis iarI SKINS 1aoc. do inl
Se2'ec l.sGs enelTrenn'yyaDi. nr.! =, 49,
o.e . s,saay Grnnpia,sa 0s~
Feo-WIntcr bran sls Olasl9 80 .Recopts-
EIour mn bb,s Wheat $500 BUSH Corn 5000 bush.
Oats 1900 DusL shipments lLoJO DusnA Cora
$500 uusn. 7.3UU bnsh 49,
puu.ApELpHIA April 2j-.i45 p. m-Whcat firm and &c
higher No. Red Aprl V3say3kci do May o3td
,J .c: do Jnne 4ag3a, D3c sales Corn
strony higher No. Mixed April 40 &c sales May
a7qG4sc June 47' os5 &c July 4odioc.oats quiet ami
unchanged.
TOLEDO April 2j-wheat firm Nav sac bid ~ &C asked
Juse ~ &c bid asked sac bid Corn Giet
NAV Clover Seed dull. Cash 81 % BID, ~ 10 asked
Wheat 5000 bush Corn 5000 bush oats
900 bush. Clover bags shipnonts-Wheat l13OOO
busi Cora 900 oats 1000 Dusi. Clover seed
uauN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26
Eeaal Notices.
COTRT OF COMMON PLEAS FOR THE

COURT OF COMMON PLEAS FOR THE
" CITY AND COUNTY OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
BIINN. JR., PLAINTIFF. against SOLOMON MEHRBAcH
and Others. Defendants.
In pursuance of Judgment of foreclosure and sale duly
entered entitled action ami bearing date the Otn
day April. 1881 tle undersigned The Referee IN ths
said named viii se at public auction at the Real
Estate Exchange and Auction Room. Limited Nos o. TO %
fberyst the City OF New ror on The 2sth day ot April
1887 nj o'clock BY James l.. Wells Aucilonee tho
premises said gmen mentioned aud therein deseribedas
follows VIZ IA
All that lot with the building thereon erected stu
City of NewYork and bounded ana deseroed as
point the south side OF Fory-
nintst two hundred and nnetysx l296 feet west OF the
corner Ten-aye and Forty nntist, running
thence parallel with Teniave and partly through
hundred feet five inches thence west pafaiet
with Forty nntst twentyx feet four Inches thence norm
parallel Tenta and partly through party wall ono
the south side OF Forty ninthet.
and thence along twenty six feet four inches u
the point OF beginning 800.
Dated New York. April D. 1851: ~.our,,- No.,
w s. LEWIS. Plaintiffs Attorney,
IA, \ Net York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26
THE MARKETS.
TOTAL RECEIPTS OF PRODUCE.
pee Worth Ris<r Vtssels aud Railroads.
GENERAL MARKET REPORTS.

COFFEE-with firm market for future deliveries prices
for Brazil gowhs further advanced 70 ne sa
10Ic spot invoices The sales comprised ooo
bags santos No. 10 at 1886 1000 bags Rio 40 az 10 c
1000 bags Rio No at l556c and 500 bags RIO NO. az
7c The mild growths were strong sales ooo Pecmn lanai
ut 800 March Interior at22 NC and RON second
iii bags Marcaibo 1913 Savanlla and BAL bags
Trading future deliveries was again active te
and closed steady az reaction Of points as
March. 1906 1905; April l505d l5l0 MAY, io.0og
1910 June 1880 July AugusI io'gg@
1885 September l570Ql5T5; October ID 751 loSO NO.
vember l5.sOol59O December l5.s6al2.9o. Sales
1874 900 bags. .,
COTTON-values for actual cotton were not changed.
but the movement q light Sales, ZOf pales
$50 Saturday evening, all OF for consumption
The port receipts to-day 1851 bales comparing WIN
4035 bales this day last week and 1852 bales this Gay ast
Since September the total port receipts nave Deon
5 bales against Lo32373 bales for the same perou
last
Quotations American STANDARD OF cassh
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26

State bonds were dull: louisiana consnl Is were .
higher at ssi3 Tennessee settlement 80 were on = al
we're a at 13 There were no transactions IN city
bank stocks ~, -. -,
strong In figures Erie second Is sold at l0za l02os
and closed at 1929 1924 and the frst gold IS cold ut
I33Is West Shore IS firm AT lO3 Canada Southern
first IS were up L. 1O7 and seconds were firm at o.
New York Central dcbenturc js were nrm at los. BALI
more and Ohio IS at l0ii and Pennsylvania i2s at
IO6l. Missouri. Kansas and Texas general o. were
steady at lO2. but the Is we're OF tseA Chesapcake
and Ohio new sold al 12413. New-1ord Chicago ami
St Lons rsts assented Il easier at 9sl New York
City and Northern general receipts rose . to 1D East
1OOis. Richmond and Alleshany nrst receipts
5e.e Pff sens 40 SewYor
refunded IS firm with an advance OF = 10 oi14-
mSsU 6n aq qboS @nd Michigan & we're active at
sSs97 ao Gee say M" %na ana ST. sold r"G 30
Detroit. Macknaw and Marquette .n, general sI".a,
az 81 Hilantc and Pacific income. we're easier
33ll 33ie. Northern Pacific hrsts were = higher at
ISL Texas and Pacific incomes were steady at 62le
o. but first Rios were up Il ut 764 Fort Worth AMI
Denver nrss easier at 81 ~ 81 Lonis' Arkansas
and Texas frsts were steady at ioZ4@loZ'e ana inc
o. unlisted securities dealt In at the Stock Exchange
Cotton seed Oil certificates sold 900 at 81 o2;
Pennock Underground Telegraph ZOO at 30 cents;
Northern Pacific dividends ~ .0Oo at 81 Toledo IT.
Louis, Kansas City and Northern irss C$l20Oo at977s
a9s; Boston, Hartford aud Erie.knowltons,
goo at 16al1 Boston IIqosac Tunnel and
900 at 60 Continental Construction ZOO a. 81 Dcs
Mones and Fort Dodge J0J at l7al7's: LAKE ERIE aud
Western (60 ut 24d2i and preferred N.JDO at 81 Is
dGOis 6Ol4; phenix Mining u6400l at W = security
Milling ami Mining 900 at 80 jO1TJdTo 81 d. and
Santiago 1900 at ~ 9OHSf %.
Money ruled easy at 4i2a5 per cent but IN the last
few moments the put 10 per cent ana closed
at per cent $1,000. 49,, o,., ~,
rhc sub Treasury debtor at the Clearing House
S:I(jI 5sl and IL redcmecd 900 trade dollars.
The Treasury gained ON balance %3U22l2 male up
nv coin gain 1872 less currency loss OF TIOobo
The DAYS operations covered: Receipts, Sl,29,OO5
payments, $996.756 currency Daiahce' 1io,ooe'oso'
coin balance 1856, 5l3.59s
rbe Clearing House statement to-day was as follows:
Exchanges SI26, 1o9,7IS; balances. 81 ll75ll
The United states Treasury at washington received
1854 900 National Dank notes for retcIDpton
The receipts x605,J71 and the internal
revenue receipts $G9o.32L
absence OF commercial bills were higher. We revise
for business follows: Bankers bills ~ s6i4
and "a S7a for long and short sterling respectively;
1885 and 5.l67s for francs 9oe and 9375 for reich
marks; 4Ois and 404 for guilders.
In London British consos were strong ana BIG per
cent higher 1O2 GIG for money AMI lO2s for account
American railways opened firm and higher but later
were irregular and closed easy At Paris French per
cents opened off at 80 80, and TO s015 sight ex
change on London being 2527i2 frs. to the 4.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26
LIVE STOCK MARKETS BY rELEGRAPa.


BUFFALO April observation-disclosures last "a hours 1.054
head total for week thus far 30el tor
last week 5000 head consumed through % cars
& 81 ,6 . ss ~ q o x ss
4! sssse sessSsaa
sas IS Is 80 oegsr ana Fssder
Cows higher SIS 0sSs. veals s3b00A 7o all offerings
taken.
thus 1920 head for same tune last week l6AVO
hea consigned through IL Of which NevY9rk;
Common to Fair "a o. choce 70 Extra sS go
Clipped s40s4 %. Good to Choice Lambs 80 1925 2os
Clipped 81 500S5 To- market closed with continued down.
Ho0skeeept. last "a houra l0ls0 mead total fo tle
week thus far hca for same time last week 70
to-day cars which % New 81
cars for safe; steady with good demand sht pigs 20 ~
as 30 Mixed Pigs and s Yorssrs 50 70 ~ Sc
es5 50; Extra IS 90 Selected Heayg Kinds s. 2j15 TO-
u.s. closed steady all offerings taken
Receipts-9.UOU heal Shipments 5000 heaa market
heavy strong Shipping steers 300 TO 1000 TO- "a loo
IS 10. stockers Feeders So O01si 20 cows BulIs
Cattle SIS 75a - 40.
Hoas-peceipts $1,000 holt sh,n,1t. 1000 markes
AMI Shipping S. 40 os5 o5s Light s. 90
SaesD-Reco,uts 5000 neai 1000 heas marxes
was strong. 5c higher Natives So JoSi % Western
s4asi 75: Lambs 81 40 as 80
ST. Louis Aprl 25.-Caue-Hecelpts-500 head ship
svs So sssr nsae "a TO- Far 70 oooS
10. Butchers steers Fair TO Choice - w
t9 ar 60 ssoS SIS 70 sS S 3 ar
HoGs-Recebts $500 neal. sniDments 500 heat mIkes
active steady. Choice heavy and Butchers ss'eerions
ers Medium to Prime SO l5Ss5 80 Pigs. Common 70
Good 81 600sj co. -,
was firm Wooe FAIR to Fancy S. 50Sa 10. Clipper Me-
dun TO Choice 81 S00S3 40.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26

Good a oTS,nnry N1w M1Sins.
For future deliveries trading was quiet the sales reaeng
hut with firm avices from abroad the light receipts at
the ports final figures advance OF 5G7 points
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-26
NCW-YORK SUPREME COURT,

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to IN This action and serve sSpy %
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msnded in the complaint 40,
Date" Sew'f0rs' A9 ;. r 1 iSs KERNocHAN.
Office and Post Office address. % wssr. Newly ,,y
To, ELIZABETH MARIE FRANcoIsE DE PAUtE
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DiARAN and AuGusIIN CoNsTANTMisNp f nA1 rRAS.
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ana An MARGuERITE DE- GoERIZ antant children
az. sad 60 P lie JULIE CAMILLE DE GOERTZ JULIE
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SSRYN.w IT'rC T. NsT ri IN. BERLEBOu re EI.E0 MORE
anne LuCIE DE OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Ets1tEE.
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BERL EBoU RGl FRANCOIS DE PAvaE DE WE nS
Neutrality-suspicious. JOSE FhA NCo! pg
PHULE cHvxLcANTi. YXLBuau ERouEi JULES
asgopg nmmons "a served upon you without the
State OF New.York pursuant % e. orler q me ne9
CIARLES DONOHC r. dated tho 25th day Or April iSnt
and filed Compliant IN tho once OF the cerk OF s
| City aud County OF New York
Ne"'~-' "S y HRkDERTc KERNOCHAN.
Plaintiffs Attorney,
He % waltsts New'y0Sk CIV
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
Lswrentinus and Tomaso.
Fro,a the Washinaton Post.

FFoh1 me HdSa3Ngt2n POSf.
Larry Jerome and party of friends are
going to Mexico. The Bermuda story is not
true, and Tom Ochlltree is drawing up the
Itinerary. Col. Ochlltree is said to have tried
in vain to dlssuade the party from making
the excursion. A World correspondent. who
overheard the conversation at Cham bcrlin's
in Washington few days ago, reports it as
follows:
do not go. sweet Lawrentinus," said the
old gold haired hero of ten thousand fights.
'''Trv not 10 pass, the old man said as Byron
beautifully expresses It. The deadly pulque
lies in wait beside the forest path. Beware
the siren song OF the lovely machete. The
kiss Of the hacienda is more deadly than the
sting of the Cieopatran asp. The Velyety Gao
Jug
"Go to. go TO, gentle Tomaso," replied the
uncle-in-law OF his nephew-in-l law. your
advice comes too late. The path of duty is
mine. a party of young gallants, whom m
cOunsels could not restrain, have resolV Ell
upon the peri eNpedi ION and | am their
guide, philosopher and friend. From he hor-
r0rs OF the Fairfield atmosphere of the Next
can plateau viii shield them with the agis
at their tnroats uulll have sampled it myself,
no hasscalcuiatlOu upon that. don't care a
profane ejaculation for the fllibuster or any
other buster, and II ! can't get to the CITY OF
Mexico and come back sober, why the Rio
,-rande shalt be dried up and sold for a SIN ok ed
herring, the American Ambassador shall be
hashed and served hot with parsley and the
name OF Lawrence r. jerome shall be scratch
ed from the walls Of the great American Val
hQlla forever
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
The New Scanned UnderskIrt


The distinctive new feature in dress ia pc
culiar swish aud sway Of the skirts of dresses
worn ut balls in tip-top society. The move
meut of the draperies IL IN harmonic unison
with the steps Of the wearer, aud she gains
considerably In plcturesq ueness, because the
outlines of her gown are constant y being al
tered, but are all the while instinct with lie
and indiv duality.
The fabric seems 10 be, as never before, a
part Of her personality. 1t follows that n
graceful belle, with good style OF carriage
in walk and waltz, u lncreasedly charming
But how 10 1t ACCOMPLISHED? / will tell you
The secret lies in what 10 termed a scanned
underskirt. The modlsh girl has not exactly
put on trousers, nor yet donned the divided
SKIRT OF the dress reformer-, but she has had a
seam run INTO her petticOat for stylish occa-
sons.
This division OF the garment into two sec
tiOns is only for short distance, at the knee
Lowell, and its effect Is TO make the dress CON
form 10 the gait OF the girl. She has TO modi-
~, OF course, the usual process OF dropping
that 80 long as her loveliness OF contour is
heishtened.
This Is said to have been borrowed from
RO-ina NOkes, the actress. She was here last
winter with her mild but polite company of
British amateurs. ana they captivated the
fancy OF swelidom. Ii was noticed that IN ner
dancing she managed her long train with
wOndrous grace. Tho feat WAS at the time
ascrlbed to skill alone. But now she is emu
lated.
she went to a Fifth avenue factor to get
some new clothes made az the beginning OF
the present season. There she had to give
away tho secret. Thence II went out to
favored customers. and now the bellies are
waiting in scanned skirts.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
Dangers Averted and Invited.

There is no doubt that the President
will sign the interstate commerce bill.
The Attorney General pronounces it con-
stitutional 1t is hardly probable that
the President would object to 1T on any
except constitutional grounds, and there
is no chance, it seems, tor an objection OF
that kind. He has until next Saturday
to sign it. 1t is not probable, however,
that he will walt that long before APP
proving it.
The opinion among leading railway men
is that IL is going to be source of great
trouble and annoyance. Much, OF course,
depends upon the commissioners. II they
are able, experienced and conscientious
the law may not be 80 damaging TO rail-
way interests as the railway men now
apprehend. Administered by dema-
gogues, however, the law Will give the
rail ways no end Of trouble.
Notwithstanding the main provisions OF
the bill have been discussed for the last
fifteen years, the press still continues to
call attention to the centralizing charac-
ter of legislation OF this sort. The HoIr,
for instance, says that "the bill, even as
it stands now, is, in many respects, tine
seyerest blow which has ever been dealt
at the States rights theory. And the
most curious thing about it is that it was
passed mainly by the men who have been
the strongest upholders OF the very doc
trines which have been stricken down"
WHAT the Hour says is to a great eX-
tent true. Mr.. Reagan, of Texas, was one
OF the strongest advocates OF the bill, and
yet at one time, he was such a strong
States rights man that he held it was
optional with state to do as it pleased
about obeying a tariff law. No tariff act,
however, ever vested in the general gov
eminent such extensive powers as this
bill does.
But is not this tendency toward a
stronger central government due to the
inability of the States, owing TO the i'm
possibility OF securing harmony among
them, to grApple successfully with the
powerful corporations whose influences
and business connections extend beyond
State lines, and to the growth Of labor or
CARNATIONS? The interstate commerce
bill was passed in obedience to popular
demand. Already the labor organizations
have asked Congress to regulate the rela-
tons between labor and capital. The
powers OF the general government are
being gradually enlarged to hold in cheek
the forces which have become too strong
for the ordinary restraints. 1t is neces-
sary tor the welfare OF society and the
stability of republican institutions, how
ever, that they shall be restrained.
But may not the central government be-
come so strong as to be dangerous to free
institutions?
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-02-01
BRIGHT BITS.

A COWBOY poet has broken ont in Wyoming.
He is probably the poet lariat.-ClereLand
PLdin- Dedter.
Boston MAMMA Ito little boy)-W aldo.
dear. " llY do You MAKE so much noise?
Little Boy-It must be because l am Hub
Dub, mamma.-Ne1o York San.
THE numerous admirers of a Montana great
man recently gave him recherche dinner.
1t consisted OF three courses boiled cabbage,
prairie dog and whisky.-Ne10 York Tribune.
THE new 81 silver certificates have been
Issued. They are - but, hold on, if the
United states Trea urer wants us to notice
his publications he had better send along
some sample opies.-IHdeDehldeat.
AS an instance of the remarkable cheapness
OF Chinese labor we nole that in Chinese
courts OF justice witnesses can be hired at
l0c. apiece TO testify on either side of the ques-
non at issue, or on both sides at l5C.-BHrLiHg-
ION free Press.
GRAMMAR CLASs-Boy. parsing-W agon,
common noun. feminine gender-
Teacher What GENDER
BOy-Oh, the neuter gender. The tongue,
ma'am, kinder throwed me of n my guard
Detroit Free Press.
TIE complaint that when Washington so.
ciety people die Washington society people do
not attend Washington society peoples
funerals ought not t. excite serious alarm.
The Washington newspapers do not publish
funeral tollets.-COiuO.Gus fGt.l Enquirer.
a MOTHER-IN-LAW having brought suit
against the husband OF her daughter, the
Judge finds the defe qdant guilty. Your
professon:' ass the Jldge. and the unf0rtu-
nate defendant, with melancholy air and IN
feeble tones, replies, 'SOn-ln-law." y Pdris
F5gar0.
ONE hot day in summer the train for Edn-
hurgh arrived at DGabar station very full.
The militia had Just been dIsbanded. and The
platform was crowded with home going mem
Oers Of the constitutional iofce," who made
a furious rush at the carriages. One, who
had been quenchirg his thirst pretty freely,
jumped into q first-class carriage already
full. mo room here, my man." quietly said a
well known Edinburgh ID. ID.
"Well, where else can go2" hiccupped the
disheveled arrior.
Go" replied the ID. D., as he calmly
pushed him out. go where every British SOL
dier should be proud to go-in the van. p
Boston Sunday Rec I'd.
TIE DUDE AND Ing
The dude now wears red striped shirt,
A collar white as snow,
immense necktle. q tiny pin,
A vest that's cut So low,
And pants, oh my. that are so wide
That YOU could put two dudes insldei
The dudine wears a pleated shirt.
A collar standing high.
A tail, tall bat with feathers out,
A-reachiug to the sky.
a suit. | sn0W, is tailor made,
Her nalr brushed back in fashion staid
If Darwin were to come to life
And chance these two to meet
He'd think he had the missing link
To make the chain complete.
And do you blame him. when you see
What apes this dude and line can be,
N. hdV.