Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-04-10
BRIGHT BITS.

A MAINE SHERIFF writes: Luke ont for
an eskapped crimlnul He mas feerce nous
tache ana SIN astir CXpreshun. "-BuS tta0tu4a
Free Press.
IN ancient times kissing pretty girl was q
cure for the toothache. Drat the dentists!
Why did they ever come into power?-BUr-
tinGton Free ~ eSs.
A GOOD QUALITY OF celluloid is now being
MADE from potatoes. soon bullets will be
made from the railway saudwich.-P itt6urG
Chrontcle- telegraph.
OMAHA BURGLAR-What did you leave
Chicago fer?
Chicago Burglar-Too much intemperance
among them Chicago perlicemen,
does that make any difIerence?"
4 es, sir. Some Nv them Chicago perlice-
men are dangerous when they're drunk" -
OnlGhd Wortd.
MRS. IKELsTE1N Run nit der doctor.
berwick. solomon; de paby ish swollowt a
silver tOllar!
Mr.. I.-vos it dat Won / lefd on der dablep
doctor.
Mr.. I.-Don'd get oxcited, Rsjel, it vos
gounderveid.-Life.
$50 you wouldn't like to be a minister.
Bobby, when youygrow up?" remarked Mr..
Whltechoker at the table.
NO, indeed" responded BOBBY emphati-
And whysnotY" insisted Mr. whitechoker,
amused at the lads earuestmess.
Because ma says she always feels sorry for
country ministers. an that's the reason she
has you here to dinner SO often. n-D brakes
Ad0dstne.
SAYS an esteemed contemporary: "A child
born IN Hyde Park Sunday weighed al the
time OF Its birth only one and one-half
pounds, lady's gold ring was slipped over
us little arm TO the elbow. II Is said 70 be
alive and doing well, with every prospect of
becoming full Pledged citizen"
gold ring that Is ''alIve and doing well''
mn tna IN IL
child over whose arm 1t was slipped. Boston
Tydn6crfDt.
SO, old winter, you're going to leave us.
All alone by ourselves IN TINS place,
But 1t don't so almighty greve us
10 see the last look of your face.
lou nave blown down our chimneys and
clustered,
And cOored our noses true blue,
We've been peppered and now we are mus
tered
To bid you a silent adieu.
- e1o 10, K Morning Journal.
A COMIC ACTOR was much addicted n
drink. He was on the road and biued To an
pear in small town. Wnen he came ont On
the stage he was SO drunk that the audience
Kissed MIN. Steadylng himself on the scenerI,
the actor SAID; "Ladisn and Shentlemen-
When an artist of my shtandiug conshents tn
appear at al in such little one horsh town
ash this ne mustn't either be 0runksh or
craZshy. l prefer to be consbidered an in
citrate" The audience roared and forgaVe
him.-Tes0s Stttizgs.
HUSBAND John by name)-Who was the
man met in the han as l went out? Good
looking chap.
Wife-Oh, that was Reynolds, or Reginald
some such name-Iracy. tie has lust had a
cup of tea with me. BY the way, may Ipour
you cup?
Husband topening the evening paper and
speaking from behind it)-Yes, dear, thanks.
This is Coeev.
Wife Cooking absent mindedly out the win
dow --Here's your tea, Reggy. Reggy, don't
you hear me, dear?
Husband-Reggy! Reggy! Ny name ia John
or Tnm-Or some such name.-LfJe.
He was a Baltimore man on b. and p
train this morning, DOund to Marlboro and
the conductor tod HIM he must change cars
at Bowie. At the first station this side of
Bowie, the conductor discovered him in the
smoking car,
"Why - he said, II thought / told Won il
you wanted to go to Marlboro you would
nave to change cars at Bower"
well, did"
NO. YOU didn't"
Yes did, left that other car and come
into this one"
The man was in dead earnest and the con-
ductor was so astonished at his innocent aim
phcltv that he brought him on to Washing 0n
Tor nothing WdShtngtOH Critic.