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= FOR A CASE OF CATARRH WHICH THEY CAN NOT CURE.

- Prof W. HAussER, the famous mesmer-
m 4 list. of Ithaca. n. T., writes: Some ten
u I years ago I suffered untold agony from
n I chronic nasal catarrb. Ny family physi-
n. L clan gave me up as incurable, and said
- must die. My case was such a bad one,
wards sunset. my voice would become 50 boar sc
Ak above a whisper In the morning my cough
II nv throat would almost stTangle me. By the
Cstarrh Remedy, in three months, was well
e has been permanent
THOMAS J. RUSHING, Esq RSos Pine Street,
4 St. Louis, No. writes: Il was a great suf-
4 ferer from catarrh for three years. At
| times / could hardly breathe, and was con-
I sta7tly viking and splitting, and for the
1 last eight months could not breathe through
l the nIstri ). ] thought nothing could be
~ done for me. Luckily. was advised TO try
B Remedy, and / am now q well man. / be-
: Only sure remedy for catarrh now manufac-
as only to give il a fair trial TO experience
: and permanent cure"
ELI ROBBINS. Rttnydn p. o., Columbia Co.
c Pa. says: Ny daughter had catarrh whe-
" / she was FIVE years old, very badly. 1 saw
D l DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy advertised, and
y / procured a bottle for her, and soon saw
- that it helped her: third bottle effected
e. She is now eighteen years old and sound
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-09-08

An Austin gentleman asked Gus De
Smith if il was hotter in Austin than
in Galveston. Gus replied that Austin
was much the hottest The Austin
man said that in Austin the thermometer
did not often go much higher than
ninety.
That may be, responded Gus, "but
it is so cool at Galveston when the
thermometer is ninety that you feel
chilly, and need an overcoat. Editor S
Drawer in Harper's Magazine for
September
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Editor-.I should think your repor-
tiers would have sense enough not to fill
up with beer before writing. such
weather rs this especially"
Local editor-''They don touch any
thug stronger than lemonade while on
duty"
Nonsense. The man who wrote
this article was as drunk as a boiled
owl"
THAT. sir. is portion Of a report OF
discussion at the Concord School OF
Philosophy.
..Ohr'
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SICK HEADACHE

II may truthfIlly be said that their a
universal. not a gland or tissue escaping
Sold by druggists. for p cents vial. VI
ical Laboratory of WORLDS DIsPENsAR
RllffalO. N Y
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A SUGGESTION.

A laslady was giving her daughter
instructions in etiquette, and how to
acquire q husband.
IF gentleman enters the room,
etiquette demands that you arise from
your seat. and advance a few steps TO
meet him with bright, sunny smile. "
But suppose no gentleman ever
comes into the room?''
..Then of course you don't change
your position; you remain just as YOU
are. '-Editor's Drawer, in Harper 5
Magazine for September.
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NO REGARD FOR HER FEELINGS.

An Austin family has a cOlored SER
want that. while very attentive to her
duties. has never been known to give
anybody a clever answer. Purely as
an experiment the lady of the house
bought her new calico dress, and
gave it to her. saying.
Il am glad to have the pleasure,
Matildy, of giving you this dress"
Yer mout hab had dat pleasure long
ago. eff yer had had any regard TO my
feelings" was the gracious reply
Editors Drawer. in Harper's Maya
zine for September.
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the reading of the letter for the third
time. but kept INV face to the window
till / could regain my composure.
What would a strange man think of
me. with my lip trembling and the hot
blood running riot over my cheeks and
brow?
..It's a pretty handwriting. he said.
with a grateful smile" hiding his
MANNED arm in the great pocket of his
grizzly coat. But. I'D like il IL you d
Just put a little pOst-what do you call
it?" he added, coloring.
Postscript. suggested. Certainly.
.Tell mother" he said as took up
nv pen again. that | wish she'd re-
member memo. give my-love To-
tony little girl. If she lives up there
vet. and if she isn't-married."
He seemed to force the words out,
and turned away his flushed face from
me.
NY heart beat violently, and my hand
trembled so that could scarcely trac,
the words he had dictated.
Could it be my old lover, who had
buried the old love of which INV suffer
ing heart was the object? wrote tn,
fatal words. could scarcely see tn,
paper before me. | moved the per
mechanically, as would strike the soul
less keys of the odious typewriter.
doubt if | saw tn letters that formed
At all. NJ head was in dizzy whirl
He took the letter and pored over thu
postscript. | though he never would
have done with it he was 50 long.
II can Just make il out" he said final
". Does not look like the other par
of the letter bit. Ii is not much bet
ter than my left-handed scrawl. o.
beg pardon. miss he hastily added, a
he looked full into my panied eyes. =.
s'pose you're tired. Been working al
day probably. I'm brcts 70 add q
your troubles and tire you more.
will do very well, guess
had closed my eyes to try to shu
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
MINNEAPOLIS GLoBULEs.

Bank clearings yesterday, $685., 97O.41.
Two cases of diphtheria reported yester-
day.
Work on the steel arch bridge has been be-
gun.
charity ball will be given at the West
Tuesday, Nov. %.
The Lyndale avenue Conversational soci-
ETY. will erect new church costing $19, 900.
Court Commissioner Ace P. Abel yesterday
committed Mrs. Abbie M. Wilkinson to St.
Peter asylum.
Charles Benson, of the Scandal bank, and
Miss Caroline Haseberg were married last
evening at Trinity church, corner Fourth
street and Tenth avenue south.
The funeral of P. j. Distal, who died at st.
Barnabas hospital Monday, from injuries re-
ceived at Warehousen, on the 500 road, re-
Gently, took place from Connolly's morgue
yesterday.
Marriage licenses were issued yesterday to
Charles Swenson and Lena Anderson, Lewis
Jensen and Cecilia Wollensaye, Adolph
Limberger and Lydia Spriestersbach. John
Asplund and Lima o. Liza, Thomas S. Roberts
and Jane L. Cleveland, Rudolph Peterson
man, John H. Smith and May E. Hurbert,
Charles Benson and Caroline Hasberg, John
B. johnson and Kate Kline, Lewis Hasbye
and Maggie Olson.
L. Quinn's Opera society held prelimin-
airy meeting Monday evening at Dyer's hall
The society will meet next Saturday evening
at o'clock at Dyer's hall and begin the
study of one of the classical operas. CLASH
cal grand opera, Gluck or other masters have
been an impossibility because a company
cannot carry chorus. Mir. Quinn expects
to train chorus in reading at sight and
study of some grand operas, and then pro-
cure artists from The East to take the princi-
pal roles. With good chorus, l. e., one that
reads anything at first sight, it is not so diff
cult a task to secure a few experienced artists
and give novelty-a real grand opera.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
PIE CRUST.

However disturbed in spirit hungry
man may be, after eating pie he has an
inward piece.-AttlebOro Advocate.
WOman's work is never done, but
when it comes to squash pie she ought
to make an ception.-SomerYiIle
Journal.
Many small boy, who yearns for a
second installment of pie, cries, piece,
piece!'' but there is no piece.-Burling-
ton Free Press.
We have ceased to wonder at the
WlckednesS of Chicago since learning
that 1t consumes 10000 pies at break
fast every day.-PittSburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
LET us have tax on luxuries," cried a
public speaker, and when he found
three carpet tackS in his huckleberry pie
that noon he was Satisfied.-DansvIlle
Breeze.
Chicago Lady Ito dealer)-Have you
desert knives?
Dealer-Yes, madame, a complete as
SOrtment.
Chicago Lady, want them quite dull
for eating pie, you know.-Charlesto
News.
Prepare to heave the deep-drawn sigh,
And wrestle with distressing grief
And actuate pains of nightmare brief,
And all because of that mince pie.
chicago Sunday journal.
"John, John, there's burglar in the
house! [ hear him at the cupboard!"
O"Where you put that pie?''
ing?'
Pm going down to rescue him.
Washington Critic.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
council from any fraudulent Intention what.

council from any fraudulent intention what
ever to appropriate any moneys that the city
was entitled to. Wherever a discrepancy
appeared the committee on workhouse
tendent summoned MT. West who APP
peared and testified and said evidence is
printed. Wherein your honorable body will
have an opportunity to judge for yourselves.
Furthermore, concerning certain moneys re-
ceived from contributions, which were also
claimed 10 have been withheld, we find Mr..
West was under no obligations to make any
returns to his successor or to the city treas
urer.
The foregoing was not adopted, and
another resolution was considered, in
which it is found:
First-That Supt West failed to turn over
certain moneys at the time specified in the
charter, owing, as he satisfactorily explains,
to the pressure of his business engagements
Second-That the committee find no evil
dence of any criminal neglect. Third-That
all moneys had been properly accounted for.
Aid. Cole wanted clause zen tirely
generating" the eX-Superintendent.
The others seemed to think that would
be superfluOus and suspicious of ''white-
wash," and the committee finally adj
Journed without adopting any report.
OTHER COMMITTEES.
The council committee on gas yesterday
spent an hour wrangling over discrepancy
between the report of Inspector RuGge and
the bill of the Globe Gaslght company of
seven lights in the Northeast Minneapolis
district
The committee on claims simply audited
bills yesterday.
The committee on water works audited
bills and pay rolls amounting to S11, 94S. 80.
The committee on sewers, which is to in
vestigate the charges against B. L. Sykes,
failed to get quorum, but will meet to-day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
THE LACHMUND FAREWELL.
A Very Enjoyable Concert at Har-
monia Hall.

Last night in Harmonic hall, before a
large and appreciative audience, the
Ernest Lachmund farewell concert came
off in very successful style. The pro-
gramme comprised ten numbers, and in
peatedly demanded. The concert
began at 8 O'Clock sharp with a piano
SeXtette, which is quite novelty in
Minneapolis musical circles. The first
piece given was the Overture OberOn"
of Weber, the first piano presided over
by Profs. johnson and Merriam, the
second ProfS. Proctor and Woodruff,
the third PrOfs. BaldamuS and Carl V.
Lachmund. The singing of the ladies'
quartette was especially fine, the bass
power of Mrs. NJ. A. Paulsen's voice
being strikingly shown, and the per-
Torrance of Mesdames Convey, Weed
Munro and Miss Evelyn Burt being up
to high standard.
Mrs. Jennie Potter recited in dramatic
way Mrs. Browning's famous poem of
the mother losing her sons for patriot
ism, but good deal of the beauty
of her defamation was lost to those
in the gallery by the unmannerly be-
havior of some we'll dressed hoOdOo,
who deliberately walked the whole
length of the gallery, stamping his feet,
to the disgust of the whole audience, in
the very middle of Jennie POtter's most
brilliant effort. The ''Nocturno," for
seven 'cellos had to be omitted owing to
the unavoidable absence of one of the
gentlemen. The sixth number was a
galop-Strauss, rendered by the Lach-
mund juvenile string orchestra i'll their
usual brilliant style. The very juvenile
drummer did considerable lot of beat
ing on his instrument that caused gen.
eral amusement. The remaining pieces
were all rendered in an equally
artistic manner, especially the
cello solos performed by
Ernest Lachmund himself, and each
number he played was rapturously ap-
plauded. Minneapolis has frequently
expressed her approval and regard of
Ernest Lachmund. Last night, in bid
ding him adieu, long adieu, her peo-
pie practically demonstrated the full
and genuine amount of that approval
and that regard. Carl V. Lachmund
presided over the very successful affair
and Miss Ida Geelmuyden was the ac-
companist, and discharged her duties
with her usual grace and ability.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
ALL SORTS.

The compliment the police commits
sion paid the force is entirely deserved.
Of course it is great force. The only
thing lacking is compliment of the
same kind for the commission. But the
facts forbid.
Harrison & Gourlay did not distinguish
themselves when they wrote Skipped
by the Light OF the Moon" 1t is very
light wasted. Parts of it please the
gallery, but less of it pleases the pit.
The first of the ravishers has had his
trial, and the jury did its duty. The
public, and especially the feminine por-
ton of the public, breathes more easily.
A medical gentleman said William
Haskell's editorial, of infamous mem
Dry, reminded him of the little hoy who
was thrashed and retorted: 81 can't
lick on, but can make faces at your
sister,"
A lady has informed Rev. Golightly
Morrill,, through the medium of the
press, that she means to pray earnestly
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
PERSONALS.

F. B. Long left last evening for Chicago.
Hon. Charles A. Gilman. of st. Cloud, was
in the city yesterday.
Mrs. Thomas Lowry and party left for New
York Monday evening.
B. r. Ellis and family departed for Ogdeps-
burg, n. Y. yesterday.
The Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen
will give ball on Nov. 3.
Jacob Barge and family left Monday even.
ing for New York. They sail for Europe the
22d.
I'D. Springer attorney for the Minneapo-
lis q st. Louis railway, has gone to KANSAS
City.
The home for children and aged women
will hold its annual reception at the West
Nov. %.
F.W. Lyman left yesterday with his family
for Clifton Springs, n. Y, where they will
spend the winter.
A. G. Spalding, president of the Chicago
Base Ball club, will arrive in the city today
and will be the guest of Fred Leland
Mrs. George P. Wallihan and daughter left
wnere they will stay during the winter
months.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. G. Hayes left for Chicago
Monday evening. The former is delegate
to the convention af the Brotherhood Of Lo-
connective Engineers.
Among the arrivals at the Clark: w.
Eden, Glenwood: H. Werring, Fairfax; q.
P. Schmidt Knoxville, To-; ID. Leishman and
wife, Whitewater. Wis.,; j. W. McVey, Nc
Vey, Ill.
Among the arrivals at the st. James: M.
Peppard, Champlin; E. A. Cooley, Winona :
j. II. Mcclure, Eau Claire, Wis.,; f. A. small
and wife, Augusta, Me-; f. Shandorf,
Dundas.
Among the arrivals at the Windsor: Mrs
l.. 5. Goodman, Geneva, Or; John Nichols
and wife, Chicago; Charles Gordon Waverly.
Oak; j. c. Nugent, Buffalo; L. nj. Brougk
| ton, Waseca; j. d. Waller, ST. Cloud.
Among the arrivals at the West: William
Ballou, Devils Lake, Oak; II. P. Hubbel,
| Wlnona; G. L. Richardson, Duluth A. A.
Allen, Jamestown, OAK; II. A. Cole, Wash
burn, Wis: Gardner Coles, Algona TO-. {: W. Il.
| Brown, Rhnelander, Wis $. w. Roberts.
Sank Center: K. S. Tyler, Fargo, Oak
Among the arrivals ut The Nicollet: j. w.
Meloy and wife, New Richmond, Wis w. S.
Slagle, Alton, To-. j. ii. Dickey and wife.
Storm Lake, To-; II. E. Knapp, Menomonie,
WIS. W. d. Gatfeny and wife, Fort Dodge
To-; l.. b. earle, GAINESVILLE, Wis. Charles
Rapids.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
COURT CULLINGS.

"A special venire for twenty jurors was is
sued yesterday in Judge Youngs court.
The Wells q Hope company sues r. F.
Jones for $3.50. 20 on promissory note.
E. A. Harmon obtained a judgment against
A. c.. Brown for ST. ,63l .6S on promissory
note.
w. W. Nelson sues the Hennepin Avenue
Theater company ct al, for $1,000, for
labor performed.
c. S. Leeds & Co. sues the Hennepin Ave
nue. Theater company ct al, for 81, 516.TS,
for materials furnished.
W. C. Hobart obtained a Judgment against
Ed F. L. Blecken for 81 ,029.17 for the non
fulfllment of contract.
The State Bank of Minneapolis obtained q
judgment against Frank Sclocum for ST.
O30.SO Oh promissory note.
Anna NJ. Davis obtained divorce from
Franklin B. Davis Saturday, on the grounds
Of cruel and inhuman treatment.
The Union National bank obtained a
judgment against Charles w. Bigarel ct al.
for S327.SO on promissory note.
The Van Brunt and Wilkins Manufacturing
company obtained a judgment against E. II.
keenan, for S591.6 on promissory note.
The trial of Albert Easthagen for assault.
ing T. l.. Phillips with dangerous weapon
was on trial yesterday before Judge Young.
The ancient and unsGvory Wagner divorce
case, which has been in the courts for two
years, was on trial yesterday before Judge
Collins. -
The case of W. A. Alden against E. X.
Ware, to cause the defendant to fulfill a GER
tain contract, was on trial yesterday before
Judge Hicks. .
Willis H. Golfer, the negro rapist who was
tried yesterday. was found guilty of assault,
with attempt to commit rape, IN the second
degree. The jury was out two hours. /
The case of Jacob Arnold, the druggist,
for illegal liquor selling was given to the
jury Monday. They disagreed and We're
discharged yesterday after being out twenty
four hours. =
The case of A. H. Hedderly against Marcus
johnson, of Atwater, Mimi, was on trial
yesterday before Judge Lochern. This is an
action to cause the defendant, johnson, to
carry out the provisions of a certain contract
or pay SAC, 500 damages. Senator G. K. Davis
appeared for Marcus Johnson. -
The case of Fred Peterson and Oscar Pier
SON sentenced Yesterday for selling LIQUOR
ceedings from the supreme court issued in
the cases of a. Olson and Bert Samerud, and
consequently they will remain on bail until
the appeal is decided by the supreme court.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
STUCK ON THE MAYOR.
Eastern Newspaper Correspond
ents Resolve That He is ''Royal


Eastern Newspaper Correspond
ents Resolve That Ii is "Royal
Brick"
Mayor Ames is not alone a favorite
with the local newspaper men, it ap-
pears, for the correspondents of Eastern
papers reporting the Knights of Labor
assembly have been completely capti-
waited by the genial graces of the mayor
and doctor. Yesterday at their request
he joined group before photograph
er's camera, that they might carry away
with them souvenir of their acquaint-
ance with him, and last night he received
the following ELUSIVE communication:
To the Hon. A. a. Ames, Mayor, Minneap-
olis-Dear Strive. the undersigned CORE
spondents, who have been assigned to write
up the general assembly of the Knights of
Labor, whose services are just closed in your
beautiful city. being about to depart for our
several homes, take this method of thanking
you for all the kindness and hospitality you
have shown us during our stay, and unani-
mously
Resolved, That you are the best mayor we
ever struck, and a royal brick besides.
T. W. jackson, New York Herald; John D.
Cremer, Philadelphia Press; j. Hampton
Moore, Philadelphia Ledger; Sam F. Lutz
Pittsburg Dispatch; E. W. Krackowizer, Mil
waukee Sentinel; Hugh Hunt, United Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
WILL BE EXONERATED.
Supt. West Will Be Cleared by the
Investigating Committee.

The special council committee to in
vestigate the charges against ex-Supt.
West, of the workhouse, held another
meeting yesterday afternoon. all men,
bers being present. The chairman,
Ald.L'Herault, read over the testimony,
and then each asked the other: ''Well,
what do you think?"
Aid. Erwin-Supt. West may have been
negligent. but don't see any indications OF
intentional dishonesty.
Aid. Gleason-I do not see anything
wrong.
Aid: Cole-I think the testimony exoner-
ates the superintendent completely
AID L'Herault-I think West was guilty of
criminal neglect. Furthermore, think he
had.no right to tear the leaf out of the ac-
count book. 1t looks to me as though you
intended to whitewash him. Depend upon
it, there'll be minority report.
Aid. Erwin-If this man Whaien had not
been discharged / think no charges would
ever have been preferred against West.
Aid. Reeves-Gentlemen, my views are ex-
pressed in the following resolution. which
offer for adoption as a report:
That Mr.. West be eAonerated by the city
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
ANOTHER MYSTERY.
1t is in Connection Withothe Hal
Reid Case.

The mysterious disappearance of John
Cunningham, janitor of the Pence
Opera house, which created a slight sen
satiOn some time ago, on account of the
fact that he was to be the principal wit
ness against Hal Reid, charged with as
saulting Miss Maud Comson, of St.
Paul, has once more bobbed to the sur
face, this time bearing a very suspicious
look. 1t will be remembered that at the
time of his disappearance it was charged
that he was short some hundred dollars
in his accounts and had taken a valua-
BILE oyercoat belonging to friend. This
story is now denied, and it is alleged
that his books and accounts, which are
perfectly straight, are locked up in the
safe of prominent hotel. The suppo-
sltion now is that he has been spirited
away by Reid or his friends. Be this
as it may, the matter has been placed in
the hands of the detectives.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19

for him. His communication will prob
ably appear this morning.
Col. Thomas Warren, after having
knocked out the detective force in one
round, has departed for Duluth to inter-
view an aspiring slugger in that thriv-
ing city.
The presumption is, from the fact
that a certain newspaper is vigorously
roasting the motor line, that Mai. George
Shaw does not ride on pass. But Gen.
Washburn still ''looks down from the
windows of his turret upon the smoke
rising from a thousand happy hearths in
the Eighth ward.''
After his solemn promise, on behalf
OF the party, to take care of Warden
Stordock, Loren Fletcher should never
have permitted this unhappy situation
to come about.
1t is said the angels could have wept
for pity at the scene in the Tribune Of
flee Saturday night when Blethen read
to Haskell the editorial apology and
Ii askell begged to have it kept out.
Brother Satterlee felt yesterday as
though he had scored a victory over
Rev: Sam Smith in the adoption of the
resolutions declaring for prohibition and
against high license.
AIF<1:4.ou
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
hance for Hask ell to ExpIa i'm.
An Irreparable Mistake.

Hancock Olive Branch.
The Minneapolis Tribune has gotinto
hot water. 1t is inconceivable how a
man of any intelligence can allow his
venom to so far overcome his Judgment
as to write such scurrilouS article in
reference to the head of the nation and
his wife. And it is greater puzzle to
understand how the pretended organ of
a great city could publish the article
just at the time when the objects of its
indecent attack and blackguardism are
the city's guests at its solicitation. The
able mistake which is repudiated by all
intelligent people, regardless of whether
they are Republicans or Democrats.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-19
A Street Car Fight.

There was large-sized row on a
Bloomington avenue street car yester-
day morning, on the corner OF Thir-
teenth avenue south, when three
drunken men got on and assaulted the
driver. The conductor went to the
drivers rescue, but was set upon by the
men and pounded quite severely. The
row had degenerated into a free
fight when outsiders rushed up. The
drunken men fled, but one was cap
tured after long chase, and taken to
the South MINNEAPOLIS station. Il