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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
Do,,ts Worth Remembering.

Don't say YOU'RE a liar" unless
you are talking to sick woman or a
cripple.
nj Don't say "I'll see your bet and go you
ten better" unless you deal the hand
yourself.
e Don't say 'I'll kick your lung in"
because, not being an acrobat, you are
likely to fail.
Z Don't begin story, 81 heard a good
story the other day." unless you have a
strong grip on your victims coat collar.
Don't say ''I've sworn off and never
, will take another drink" unless you
are talking to man who dosen't know
you.
Don't insist upon paying man more
than he says is due him. He may OBJ
ject to lending money to an idiot next
time,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
REAL ESTATE.
Its IA and Is, blk 81, jackson, Daniels
IL WhitneY'S add: Ii Il Earr 10 A


Whitneys add; IL r Farr TO F A
1t II, blk Is, re 5th div Remington WV
Park; Kate Virgins to Alex Pater-
son Observation-Disclosures. ZOO
Its Is and Ia blk /, Pleasant Avenue
ad; Susan w Morey to Nancy ID
Morey. ........................3,0 1000
1t and land in sec 1s, town 12O,
range %; Mary S Kimball to Shar-
Its 6, z, 8, Mendlessohn; L r Richards
to Michael Maloney. :............... 2, 900
Its IA, Is and 16,b blk I3, Williams add;
G II Hunter to D W McNair. 300
Its and i, blk 4, Williams add; Jane
Iarnall to 7 Reumen. :.,....... 300
1t g. blk 2, Grand Avenue add; w III
Hutchinson to Mollie Buckwalter. g. 100
1t ID, blk 2, Bakers add; C ID Wood to
1t SO, blk |, Hance's add; F NJ Bos-
worth to F c Cook. ................1,3 $50
1t 5, blk 5, Morrisons add; Edward
johnson to Thomas Quinlan .......2,5 500
Its 8 and 10, blk 4, Harrison's Second
add; W E Forest to L W Rohue -. 2, 800
Its 6 and z, blk 20, Wilson'S rearr; j s
Plllsbury to Gradney: j, $50
Lit II, blk 80, East Side add; E A Nc
Its ii and II, blk 8, and 1t is, blk 2, -''''
Calhoun boulevard; Emil Schloman
TO A Blanchard. 500
1t IS, Atwater's subd; A E Camp to
First National Bank ........... a, 900
Its to IL, blk 13, MendeisSohu; Seth
Abbott to Mrs E NJ Clement. -. 1000
Its ID and Ii, blk 10, Morrison d Love-
joys add; L Willard to Geo Mai
1t g., blk 3, Bakers Fourth add; S ID
Morrison to Frank Chabot 80. ...... ,O25
1t l, blk /, st. Anthony City add; NJ j
Harrison to w Richter. .........11 100
James sRiHington to L II wilson. -. 1000
Its ID and IS, Clasen's add; Il r Rex to
l.SO
Its 5, i, S, 6, Z, 8, ii, IL. Is, ii, is, O0
10, II, 10, blk 6, and Its 4 to II, blk
b, Morse's add; II Belden to l. H
Its l, ., 3, 4, blk %, Calhoun Park;
Frank Yarnall to + II Aldrich 900
Its l and 3, blk A: st. Louis Land and
Improvement company to A f Blan-
1t II, blk 8, East Side add; E Stone to
E Stoples. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 300
1t 81, blk 2, Lincoln Street sub; d
Blake to F ii Mellen. ...2.2SS
1t 8, blk 16 st Anthony; p Gormley to
RAnnie Flanagan. .................9.O 900
Its IL and II, blk 4, Williams add; A
o Nasset to Il o Luidstrom .........i,5 500
Part It's l and 2, Loring d Pray's subd;
g. Jos III Weller to b + Roberts 1000
Two unpublished deeds. %, 500
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
WhatHe Meant.
Merchant Traveller.

Merchant Traveller.
YES" whispered the plaintiff in a
breach of promise case, ''he used to
make use of all sorts of endearing eX-
pressions. Many and many's the time
he has called me his lump of sugar in
his letters"
Your Honor, can I say word?"
asked the defendant, rising to his feet.
What is it?"
81 admit that / used to call the lady q
lump of sugar, but want it fully under
stood what meant. Your honor knows
well that there are good many differ
ent kinds of sugar, and don't want the
court to labor under the impression that
l meant double Y cOnfe ctiOnery when l
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
Why Don't You Report -?

The health officers of the city and the
Tenth ward, in particular, who are so Off
cious in regard to having yards and vaults
cleaned had better turn their attention to the
condition of things between Second street
and the river. The filth that has been de-
posted there around the railroad is simply
disgusting, yet-no one seems to know or pay
amy attention to this fever-breeding pesti-
lence. A TENTH WARD CITIZEN
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
NEUROLOGICAL.

The funeral of little Paul Baxter will
be held from the family residence, 260S
Lyndale avenue north, this afternoon
at = o'clock.
John McNally died yesterday at the
residence of his son, John, % Thirteenth
avenue northeast, aged 81 years. Flu
neral from st. Anthony of Padua church
tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock. Inter
ment i'll the East side Catholic Gene
terV,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
ALL SORTS.

Twenty or thirty local converts of the
Salvation army axe candidates for work
in the field. AS fast as they are needed
they will be commissioned cadets and
sent wherever their services are re-
CURED, the cadet having no voice in
choosing his town. If special aptness
for the work is developed, the cadets are
soon advanced to the Office of lieuten-
AIT and thence to captaincies.
The Minneapolis millers and commits
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
Company e Drill.

Company B will have competitive
drill at the armory at o'clock Tues
day evening. The winner will receive
as prize picture of Col. Bend re-
Gently presented to the company by
1Sergt. Bruce, This will begin series
of competitive drills and the man stand
ing at this head three times in success
sion will be entitled to hold the picture.
iOne of the judges will be Judge Advo-
cate General WEIGH.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13

May 16, with a grand parade in the
evening and an address by Hon. l. Don
nelly, after which there will be dancing.
The committee has exerted itself to
make the attractions for the entertain
ment all through the week of such Il
character and variety that will warrant
and pay any to come from even Chicago
to see and hear. The diamond ring,
gold watch and cane are now on exhibit
ton III ElliOtt'S windows
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
The Date of the Laying of the Corner
Stone of the Labor Temple
Changed 10 May "a.
Eillers Seem to Want TO Settle Their
Troubles With the Coopers,
Not the Knights.
Talk of the Reorganization of the Park
Commission---The Meeting of
tho Methodist Bishops.
TWO EVENTS
OF Consuming Interest to Organ
lied Labor.

The date of the laying of the corner
stone of the labor temple has been post
poned one week, to May %, at = p. IN.
Every industrial organization will par
ticipate III the ceremonies and large
numbers of Knights of Labor
are expected to be present from st.
Paul, saltwater, Winona and other
places. The principal address will be
delivered by Victor Drury, of Penn
Sylvania. There will be process
sion in which 1900 workinguen will
appear Monday evening previous to the
formal opening OF the kirmess at
Washington rink. The procession will
start ut the Harvester works, and the
harvester donated to the fair, the bar
relS of flour given by the c0opers
and other large donations will be
displayed. Another prize to be voted
for, which will create great interest,
was received yesterday, it being life
sized portrait of Mayor AmeS, given by
Brush, the artist. The preparations for
the fair at the rink are progressing rap
idly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
A Gard of Thanks.

l wish to take this method of thanking
the Swiss society and very many other
friends who rendered me the serenade
on Tuesday evening. When any of you
fellows ''get to the 'front.' you bet / will
be there and help toss you in the
blanket: Many thanks for your presents.
Mat Nj. KlaSsy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
The KirIfess.

The Library association has put up a
Sl25 diamond ring to be run for by the
most popular athlete in the Northwest,
and S75 gold watch for the most popu-
lar young lady. In addition to this it
has also put up gold-headcd cane for
the most popular policeman in Mime
apolis. The kirmess opens up Monday,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
WOULD REFORM THE WORLD.
A Phase of the Insanitics of q
Young Swedish Attorney.

One Of the saddeSt and at the same
time most peculiar cases of insanity that
ever came before Judge Won Schlegel,
was there yesterday afternoon, when
Frank A.. Swanson, an attorney q years
old and native Of Sweden, was eX-
:mined and ordered committed to
the insane asylum. Mr.. Swanson. for
some time past, has been quite
melancholy and has studied theology as
though he were going to join the SALIVA
ton Army. lie stated to the judge that
he thought the way in which the world is
run al the present time all wrong.
"Why," said he, 1.-THE right way to do
is TO abolish money and commerce en-
tirely. ard have everything in common.
That was the way God intended things
should be. Then there would be no
seliishncss, and q few men would not
nc rich and the many poor. Instead of
rariny money we would raise what we
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
Mime. COe

Some way seems to lead in fine style of
millinery among st. Paul people, as well
as those of Minneapolis, judging from
the immense trade she receives from
that city. People will appreciate a
good article wherever it is found.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
LOCAL MENTION.
Send Twenty-Five Gents

To Fl. Jacob & Co., Lock Box 1874, Min
neapolis, MIMI, and get a receipt for
washing clothes. Saves soap, time and
rubbing. Can be used by any one.
Does not rot the clothes. and the ingre-
dents are always in your house.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13

had distant reference to a tough, I'M
vanished piece of last years maple
sugar that you couldn't make an impress
sion Oh with q Winchester rife"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
FOuud.

The person losing a promissory note
payable to Mills d Buxton, can obtain
the same by applying to Richard Dun
ningtOn, 242 Hennepin avenue.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
Those New Sun Hats

AT Nine. Goes are little the incest we
have seen this season, and but few have
found it out. Look out for one before
they are gone.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
Tea and Coffee

are Injuries that every family can in
dulge in if they buy their stock of Il.
Ray & Co. He sells more goods and a
better article than any other house in
town.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
Iced Tea.

Some people prefer ice in their tea
while others prefer drinking it hot, it is
all matter of taste, but we have no.
ticed that everyone is of the same
opinion as to where to buy the tea and
they all get it of 7. Ray d Co.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
DR.BR|NLEY
Minneapolis, Mimi.
HALE BLOCK.
Hennepin AV, Corner Fifth St.,
oDDOC1,rU Ix1r,C,p 1rOrur
OPPOSITE WEST HOTEL.

Regularly graduated and legally qualified,
long engaged in Chronic, Nervous and Skin
Diseases. A friendly talk costs nothing. If
inconvenent TO visit the city for treatment,
medicine ssat by mail or express, free from
observaticE. Durable cases guaranteed. If
doubt exiets We say so. Hours 10 to IL a. m,
2 TO and 2 % s p. M; Sundays, . to 3 p. N.
If you caanol come state case by mail.
Diseases from lndiscreton, Excess or Elk.
posure, Nervousness, Debility, Dimness of
Sight Perverted Vision, Defective Memory,
Face Pimples, Melancholy, Restlessness. Loss
of Spirits, Pains in the Back, etc, are treated
with success. Safely, privately, speedily.
No change of business
Catarrh, Throat, Nose, Lung Diseases,
Liver Complaints. 1t is self-evident that
physician paying particular attention to
class of diseases attains great skill. Every
known application is resorted to, and the
proved good remedies of all ages and coun-
tries are used. All are treated with skill in a
respectful manner. No experiments are
made. Medicines prepared in my own Ia
boratory. On account of the great number
of cases applying the charges are kept low
often lower than others. Skill and perfect
cures arc important. Call or write Syptom
lists and pamphlet free by mail. The doctor
has successfully treated hundreds of cases in
this city and vicinity.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-13
MINNEAPOLIS WANTS

Want advertisements for the GLOBE re-
ceived at w. j. Hughes, druggist, corner
Monroe street and Third avenue, East Divis-
ion, Minneapolis.
RARBER-At Az Central av. j. L. Beau
~ dette. 13S
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
Canned Goods.

There are 800 corn and tomato cam
ming factories in Hartford Co., Mary
land. They are located on large farms.
The labor in these factories is general
ly performed by women and children
in Strengthened circumstances. In the
winter they live in the large towns
and cities, and go to the country and
stay there during the canning season.
The following is from the National
Live Stock Journal The large pack
ing houses in this city have lost much
Of their business through the farmers
who now can the vegetables right
on the farms. The goods are then
shipped to Baltimore and sold by the
brokers on canned goods exchange
The principal canning houses of Bal
timore have branches in Chicago. The
citizens Of Baltimore pay from so to
to 100 per cent. more for their fruit
and vegetables now than they did ten
years ago. Tomatoes then, in the
height of the season, were fifteen and
twenty cents bushel, now they are
forty and 80 cents. Then there were
frequent gluts of peaches and they
were sold on wharyes at ten cents per
peck, now they seldom 60 lower than
thirty cents Il peek. The canning
houses keep prices up.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
A Doc ..or's Joke.

The celebrated French physician. Ri
cord, was one day walking along the
boulevards in Paris, when he met an
old gentleman who was very rich, but
who was at the same time noted for his
extreme stinginess. The old man, who
was somewhat of a hypo chondriac, inn
agined that he could get some medical
advice from Rcord without paying for
it doctor, L am feeling very poorly.
"Where do you suffer most::' I'm my
stomach, DOCTOR '.Ah. that's bad
Please shut your eyes. That's right.
Now put out your tongue, SO that | can
examine it colsely." The invalid did as
he was told. After he had waited pa
siently for about ten minutes, he open
ed his eyes. .and found mselfsurround-
ed by crowd, who supposed that he
was crazy. Doctor Ricord. in the mean
time. had disappeared.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
No 46
Luck.

People who have made their way up
ward and onward in an Incompetent
sible sort Of fashion are very apt TO be-
lieve in luck.
The late A. 7. Siurart's beliey that
if the old apple woman on the corner
did not follow him uptown his luck
would desert him, is we'll known.
There is Il rich man in New Jersey
who fancies that yellow is his lucky
color. He paints everything about his
premises yellow in consequence, often in
the most amazing fashion.
There is Il woman who deals 10 real
estate in New York whose fortune is
large. She wears about her neck but
ton tied to shoe string. 1t is usual
" concealed, but when she begins to
bargains she takes the button in her
fingers. Without, it she believes she
should do some foolish thing. Years
ago great financial light dropped the
button as he passed her, and she consid-
ers it a talisman.
Another rich woman in New York
returns home if she meets person with
one eye, her day she says, will be I'M
fortunate if she transacts business at
ter meeting such aperson.
It IS said that the old mother of the
Rothchilds always resided in the tum-
bledown old house where they were
born. Sha believed that if she left it
their luck would leave them. Every
morning servants carried her in sedan
chair to the palatial homes of her sons;
but they carried her back at night
She slept in the old house rs long as she
lived.
The wife of one of those wealthy men
who astonish the world failing, always
declared that it was because he lifted
an umbrella over her heat, in his Office.
In fact, there are hundreds Of people
who, quite sane and sensible in otaer
WAYS. are fixed in their belief as to the
most absurd things concerning good
and bad luck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
WE, ARE SELLING

A good l04 Blanket for. 81 90
better lO-4 Blanket for. ....... 80. ! 80
A splendid l04 Blanket for. ........... 30
regular 81 10 Blanket for. .......... 80
A California 10 4 Blanket for. ............ q 90
An excellent ll-I Blanket for. ......... , %
Our former s. ll4 Blanket for. ........ 90
We are making special of a ll-4 Blanket
for 50. Tbs is a r.ctly Wool Blanket, both
warp and ii ling, aud better $500 Blanket
will never be shown you.
For ST We offer you All extraordinary IL
pure Wool Blanket
We W II sell onr IL I Calf Ina Blanket for
81 50t,,s year. This ought tn induce you To
buy oS, even if you are not in need of one.
An tx raft California Blanket, lovely
border d.si.n. for 5000.
We are also Offering l24 Blanket ~ 50
You cannot match it for 81.
Then We have a l2-4 (mind the siZa) l'lan
ket. in pink and blue Giecian borders. al 81.
We are selling II 1 California Blankets at
50. ~, 81. and Sl2 30. damask borders
W.. have also looked ont for extra large beds
Is 4 California Bltnkeis at Sll. SD, and
Sic ID.
We are selling II extra large C,lf,rnia
Blankets al ST.; 10.
An,oi once using the California Blankets
will nev use any other in fine Blankets.
The vitues If ;his brand are so well known
that anv one is Saf. in selecting a California
Blanket.
FED RT ANkFTS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
Drinking before Meals.

An acquaintance of the writer who
has suffered sorely from dyspepsia for
a number of years, and has tried most
of the numerous remedies a host OF
kind friends have recommended tor
her relief, hands us the following arti.
Gle from the Medical Neps, with the
request that it be printed in the Scien-
tifc american. Our dyspeptic friend
has found great relief in following the
directions, and it Is hoped others may
be also benefited.
sin the morning the stomach con-
tains considerable quantity OF mu-
Gus spread over and adherent to its
walls. IF food enters at this time, the
tenacious mucus will interfere, to some
extent, with the direct contact between
the food and the stomach necessary
to provoke the secretion of gastric
juice. A glass of water taken before
breakfast, passes through the stomach
into the small intestines in continu-
Gus and uninterrupted flow. 1t partly
distends the stomach, stretching, and
to some extent obliterating, tuga it
tbins and washes out most Of the tena'
cious mucus. it increases the fullness
of the capillaries of the stomach, di-
rectly if the water is warm, and lndl-
rectly in reactionary way if it is cold;
it causes peristalsis of the alimentary
tract, makes it up, $50 to speak,, and
gives it a morning exercise and wash
inc. Care must be taken not to 6 i've
cold water when the circulation, either
local or general, is so feeble as to make
reaction improbable. We should not
risk it in advanced age, nor in the fee
Bile, whether young Or old, nor should
it be given in local troubles, like chrOn-
ic gastric catarrh. In these cases it is
best to give warm or hot water. The
addition of salt is very beneficial
Such time honOred custom as drink
ing soup at the beginning of a meal
could only have been so persistently
adhered to because of it having been
found by experience to be the most ap-
propriate time. 1t does exactly what
warm or hot water, with the addition
of salt. does, and more. in that it Is nu-
tritive and excites the flow Of gastric
Juice. :
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
Begin Fattening EARLY.

There are advantages and disadym-
tages in beginning the fattening of
swine or other animals early in the
fall. If the process is not begun un-
til late, it must be carried into the ex
treme cold weather, when considera
bic percentage of the food is required
to produce bodily heat. By fattening
the animals earlier, the percentage of
food required for bodily heat is redu-
ced. During severe weather the appe
tite of the animal is less vigorous and
its digestion less nearly complete, due
to the effect Of the rigor Of the wealth
er upon its body in general. As the
profit is increased by rapid fattening
and good digestion, we increase the
profit by fattening while the weather
is mild. Also, the work of attending
to the animals can be more economi-
cally done III mild than in severe wealth
er. But on the other hand, we incur
greater risk of disease especially among
swine, by fattening in warm weather.
This, however, is not great when the
animals are given Il variety Of whole
some food, pure drink, and clean quar-
ters, and these produce the cheapest
flesh as well. In the early part of the
season the animals will get some food
from the pasture; but as this food is
dry and often scant, the animals will
frequently expend as much energy in
roaming about the pasture, us could be
produced from the good they get, max
ing the onl y advantage the greater va
riety III their food. Nevertheless,
there is net gain in fattening earl !;
and animals put upon the market ear
lier than is the bulk of the produce,
usually command Il better price than
those prevailing later, when the mark
ct is well-nigh glutted.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
worthy the emulation of Comanche

worthy the emulation of 4 Comanche
Indian.
Finally the man completes the act of
driving the nail constructs wire swing
to hold the elbow in position, hammers
the pipe little on one side, and then
Il little on the other, pulls one joint Il
little here and pushes another length a
little there, gives vocal expression to
series of deprecatory and mildly proflne
adjectives, takes long breath, breathes
Il deep drawn sigh of relief, and proud
ly announces that the job is finished.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28

Buy now. Delay Is dangerous. Cod
weather has now surely set in.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
How to be Happy.

Be honest.
Be temperate.
BE charitable.
Keep your temper.
BE good to Yourself.
BE prudent but not pcuurious.
Never be in an unnecessary hurry
Persevere against discouragement.
BE considerate and courteous to all.
Maintain dignity without the ar-
pearance of pride.
Never acquiescc in immoral or per-
nicious opinions.
Be guarded in discourse, attentive
and slow to speak.
Think nothing in your conduct I'M
important or indifferent.
Manner is something with everybody
and everything with some.
Preserve self possession, and d" not
be ta ked out of conviction.
BE punctua'ly methodical in bust
ness. and never procrastinate.
Speak no evil, and cause no ache.
Utter no jest that can pain awake.
Guard YOUR actions and bride Your
tongue.
Words are adders when hearts are
stung.
Get over the notion that You know
more than everybody else.
That fever patient can be made cool
and comfortable by frequent sponging
off with soda water.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-10-28
BABY BLANKETS.

II is needless to advise you TO keep the baby
warm. This must he done. We have All i'm
mense stock of Crib Blankets in all the grades.
Start AS low as 81 80, the.l - 90, $3.50, 500,
$3.50, $400, 81 80, $500. Delca'e blue and
pink borders.