The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-07-24
AMONG HE TESTERS.

OhltAoD HAS ucW pspcf NaNsu III
the Skim. IL Ia probably published
for divers reasons. -Pittsburg Cbron.
icle.
PsoB,BLY' the reason plumbers
etIike 40 rarely Ia because there's
nothing left that tkey want.-Phila
selphia Gall.
THE man who published q newspa.
per TO suit ever body fell out al Noah's
ark aud was drown,d.-Cape Ann AID.
veTliser.
A Nav YoRE cynic 10 OF the opinion
tina, many a woman never sheds tear
unless her dressmaker spoils her dress.
The Epoch.
1T is said q dollar goes further now
than II nfed 10. Have the hnanciers
selected more dirtaut colony thau
Canada 7-Pi,tsburg Chronicle.
"How silver swset sound lovers
tongues by night" 'Lemme be
Gawge Washington Curtis. you're
mussib' my new bang."-N. Y. Morn.
ing Journal.
D q. Gan 7, q bro her 81 Sebastian
Cabot, sp led his name backward la
order to fOd an sppellat on for al Ia.
dian smoke weed - tobacco.-Ths
Earth.
Ma r. BINS -"why, / declare,
Mis- Fanny, your mamma e getting
qnie stout" Miss Fanny -"Ah, that
Ia b. csus We ali make 90 much Of
her. Fun.
Az exchange rtmarks: "Dsntists
m ust fle certificates" II certi6c ties
have nerves, We tender them our on.
tire { Ok Of tynpsihy.-N. Y. Mail
sni EK iress.
AccoRDISd n an eminent Il glish
aut GRITTY a goOss lives fifty years
/ Provided, Of colBs, hs rsifains iiom
blowing ont The gas when he Tot!fos. -
Chicago Herald.
"FArHrp what lie a thoughtful jour.
nal7'
II 10 oao, my son, which thinks W N
10 cult all Of Ia feAdere.-ihs Earth.
VINO koors but whst the lait mo-
mtnR Of Craig Tolliver were consoled
by the red .ction that he didn't have
anything IN the Fidelity Bank Of DIN.
oinna.iG-D.llas News.
THE finest summer hotel 10 New
Engand IL beifg built on Mount Hug.
ging, N. II. II ought 10 riva Niagarn
and Mount Vernon ~ a resort ior
bridal couples. California.
Mrs NouyELLE RIcuE-"Aw, yes,
that's very pretty, but | don't like the
title, Common prayer Haven't you
-aw-Aly other kiod1 | don't care
hos much i have 10 pay."-HArper's
Basar
How pooLIsH II IL 10 make fun oil
the home made bultle. There IL moi
a girl who makes her own bnttls but
10 backed by some a the most infl1en.
tiAl papers Of the tim,s-sI Pau
Herald
EASTERN MAs-"Do You think that
Bacon wrote shaksspeusT Oinoin
matt MANI dou't know As ! eveI
gave that a thought; but iust what
a has done for the city Of Cincinnati.'
THE lady and the tiger problem, ~
applied 10 sarah Bsrnhardt aud hsi
peculiar pet, Ia assuming an interest
irg gspect. A large number OF hotel
waters sAy ttat they would chooss
the tiger Springfield Union.
socIETY wonAH 81 understand Mis-
K.iss perfect bud never came cul
AZ all" Second dit,c-"Yes, pool
little innocsnil She never smfl Vi
posder-uas never even In an engage
m,nt"-Burlingion Free Press.
ouH State has adopted the pstLAnd
or feries Of temperance books Tor Oh,
public schools. II the children look ,
lIule for the path they will End he
leading around TO the back door on,
day in the vsek.-Duluth Pathfinder
A Providence man sstonishsd BIZ
friends, recently, by saying that h,
was considerably In crested In n iwers
and that day intended 10 plant soml
aObr,stian sn,hems." He mean
obrysanIhem una Providence Jour