New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-25
TILE TILK OF THE DAK.

Anarchy haS its natural climax Ia hanging. III dlS-
joints its most ardent dcvotees
Hero is an advertisement that is appearing in
the Utah papers wanted, information of John
Edmund Kettle, age twcnty-stx. formerly Of London,
England, latterly Of salt Lake City, by the under
signed. Marietta Kettle. Rosa V. Kettle. Lillian o.
Kettle katherine X. Kettle, Matte ). Kettle susan I,
Kettle. Fannie Il. Kettle, Constance G. Kettle, Mar
garct a. Kettle and Julia A. Kettle all OF salt Lake
city" Apparently these Kettles all boiling; at
any rate, 1t VIII be pretty hot for John Edmund If
be- is caught
a Foolish Queen -Omaha Man In Ensland-That's
a pretty fair sort of house. believe III take that
Ensliohman-' ousc2 'ousel That's no ou-e sir.
NO house en- What II IL then, stable ?"
ooh sec rs empty"
Yes II stands h'cmpty most Of the time"
81 wonder what rent she wants Tor II p"
Rent You couldn't get that for million pun sir"
"A million pounds! Great Scott wonder II she
thinks this Los An Omaha World.
Just at present the Democratic party seem. to be
shouting for cleveland but working against him.
THE st. Louis Globe- Democrat" thinks that the
most important event of Mr.. cievcland's Admins
raton VIII be the election OF Republican President
In Isss Right
Their i ottenttmc; a silver lining to the BLACKLIST
unexpected places. Who can describe the joy which
fills ouc being when, after hearing nothing for weeks
machines, outpOIntlng and outfoOting and all that
sort Of largon, one Is sddenly asked by mildly
hammered man "Wh.t Is all this tAlk about Thistle
and Volunteer Is Il some new move on The stock
maet Or only another Of those political rumors -
-tbOHton Transcript.
II Is reported that Governor I'M wont run
for tho Presidency IN 1883 bur will try TO slip IN
To 1892 while the people celebrating the four
hundreth Anniversary OF tho landing Of Columbus
In the meanwhile he Is IN the hands Of bis friends.
Chicago "boodlcrs" who are Ma ons are 10 be cx
PEELED from the order. This Squarine accounts In
The proper compass.
heard the following conversation the piazza OF
the Oriental Hotel NJ Manhattan Beach last week. be-
tween two youths under twelve years Of age which
to he nursery. Neither Of the lads had got long
bree hes. said the first
"GOng over TO The races =
Nav" answered the second ssus eddy
You We got a badge! -
Haven't cenl. though. Mas against betting and
"Well ard look ON
Not much / don't tho fun Of hullcring for
the first horse that comes in Town Topics.
Tho Denocra's Of Indiana great fun ahcal when
rurpc takes his seat In the United States Senate. A.
one OF them expresses II, ~Tmpie = a rstcsnako In
fight and Is kecncr AMI qui 'kcr than ingalls, lie and
Ingall, will meet very and then there will be-
a eeno I'm tho United STATES senate which Will DO
worth painting" Poor Tur, 10.
Ehneinc Them to rime-There was a tiniculty amons
the smsers and it being rumorcd a. settIei .f tbaf
tho choir would not sing note ON the next sabbath,
ont that HYMN Of Wathl's. "Come ye who love the
Lord" Aner reading Il through he Looked up very
cmphatcally TO tho choir and said You VIII begin
at the second
"let those refuse to sing
Who never know Cod
They sang that hymn. (NlnSical Herald
Twelve Mormon famlli have already settled at
Alberta. I'm the Dominion Of Canada, and Others will
settle at Medicine Hat. 1.-The Toronto Glober
has heard thai the Mormon rulors have been In
rcSpOndcncc with the Canadian Government on the sub
icct Of coonzlng In Canada and that the they
received not such to prevent their endeavorng
to effect their purpose. We dont wish Cana Ia any
HARM but all tho should rejoice to set rid OF
tho Mormons
Mrs Sarah Kelley OF wkesbarrc, Penn, better known
the Bard Of Shanty Hin," has come out formally
as dependent Presidential candidate In 1855
In her manifesto sho says: "As political economist
she Is the peer OF exGov. Butler Of Massachusetts,,
who she stands ahead OF both Blaine and Sherman
and labor reform candidate she has already
Outbddcn Henry George aud Rev. Father McGynn.
Long live tho sweet song bird of Pennsylvania"
There Is u good deal of FUN In Sarah although she
doesn't seem to know It.
An Enormous Boom.-"Ycs," said the man from
Biggsvlo I'VE arc having all Okl-fashoned boom.
organized, new stock yards-"
New stock yards -
"Thars what say"
How large they 7"
oh they're small yet, I'm using EN- for hog
pen Just now Q1ncoln Journal
ST. Louis expects over half a million of visitors
during tho next month. Now why doesn't the city
issue directory during their stay. and thus come
proud Chcagol
IN indignant clergyman In the interior part OF the
state says that people would rather pay big money
to SEQ "human comet drop 5000 feet to the ground
than to hear the most orthodox discourse for nothing
while other cities wondering whether 1t viii
be worth while to celebrate the four hundredth All
nivcrsary OF the discovery of America by Columbus
IN 1902 the city Of Milwaukee has decided to celebrate
prior discovery OF America by Left the Scandinavian
III 90. This celebration Will take place next month
and VIII doubtless bo married. by the consumption OF
largo quantities of tho excellent beer for which MI
waukee is famous.
All tho Rcluisiies.-Omaha Dame-Iohnny, what
did you do with that quarter
Johnny spent II tor education.
q" Education 2"
l Yes ~, we went Ia see the Battle OF Gaitsburg"
told you I'd take you there nv self noxt week"
u couhn walt. Dick mn Is geltin' up n |
aneteur magazine an Pm to write articles |
for It."-lOinaha Nvglo,