The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-08-07

AOA O@~ANNs
BosroE Courier. 1t is the skirt Of 9
lady's ball dress that costs; the corsage
doesn't come high.
Sr. LOUIS Republican: The population
of Chicago is now increasing at the rate
of q. 600 hogs a-day.
New ORLEANS .Picayune: Some one
says that the age Of a political party
may be told BY Its rings.
THEsuProsTr.os chat Americans spend
S75 100000 a year abroad is probably
correct. Most of it goes for tips.
PHILADELPHIA North american: Among
the people mentioned as shining at the
summer hotels We fail to find the boot
blacks.
DURING 1HE intense heat in Chicago
horses went m sd and bit their drivers
who proceeded to die of hydrophobia
Nice countYyLAGA A.Asrs
IT MAY be that Boodler McGarigle is
still in Chicago If heis there he has
very probably disguised himself as a
divorce lawyer.
Anserso0n FTVent0ra The most afflicted
part Of the houssis the window 1t is
fall OK panes ;Giand who has not seen
more than one window bind 3Hoo, did
LOWELL Citizen: It is said that small
hand Indicates refinement. It is also
sometimes an indication that the holder
will draw out the first time around.
There Is base rumor of cold recep-
sion to the G. A. R. at st. Louis. If it
is attempted, let Fairchlld try his as
sortment of palsy on that wicked city.
CHICAGO Herald; A yacht, keg of
beer. a fool and aiIot of women and
children make up g combination which
generally calls for the services of the
coroner.
STATISTICS SHOW that in India last year
two men-eating tigers devoured 230
persons. That was only lis piece for
1855 days. What did the poor tigers do
the other $50.
New ORLEANS Picayune: No one can
believe how much money there is in the
world until he reads the assets of in
surance companies printed on the backs
of their folders.
ST. LOUIS Republican: It's to be hoped
that there will be clause in the new
Hawaii constitution making it unlawful
to put moro than 1900 pounds of sand
in ton of sugar.
CIECIEBATI OPENED new morgue just
before the hot spell, and the press of
that city points with pride to the fact
that sunstroke alone filed it the first
day it was opened.
NEW HAVEN Nc,cs: 'fBut for the house |
ay, says Professor Proctor, "epidemics
would carry off million people per |
year" They do that as it is, but they |
never strike the flies.
HARTFORD Times: Reporters inter view
about everybody and everything. One
Of them interviewed asmall-pox patient
in New York Tuesday, the resuIt of
which has not yet come out. -o.
THE 100000 surplus ladies OF Ger
many form q problem for Bismarck that
he is afraid to tackle. He can not ex-
pect the Reichstag tofavor Mormonism
but there the ladies are.-Courier
BUFFALO Express: a farmer said: lone
thing don't Like about city folks-they |
be either so stuck up that yer can't
reach 'em with haystack pole, or SO
blamed friendly that they forget to pay |
their board"
Has EEE Hill boom in New York gone
astrsy, or is it simply corraIIed. await
ing new Developments 1t would hardly |
do, after having perambulated it with
SO much selicitude. to let it become !
Give it another airing. |
DErRorT Free Press: How much |
calomel did you sell to that man for |
quarter" asked the druggist OF his
clerk. One dfachm,'' he replied. |
Mercy You'll compel me to make an |
at that rate. Don't YOU
know that STUFF, costs US 10 cents a
pound? ?" l5isH Gli ,.,5F ot 1
IF THERE ever lived a bigger type I |
The political shystsr than John Sher- |
man, he must have lived before. the |
food. No one disputes his ability. but
his wholesale prostitution of every
office he ever held for political advance
mentis notorious. At tie time he had
trouble with Arthur, when the latter
was collector OF customs in New York
when be charged him with mixing in
politics, this same old fraud was M akipp
political speeches before young mems
clubs and holding Office himself. GEN
eral Chester A. Arthur was a bigger
nan THAI John Sherman ever could be.
Miner.
Don't Get Caught
This spring with your blood full of i'm.
your digestion impaired your
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