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Morris tribune., 1887-07-06
WEDNESDAY. JULY 6, 1887.
The Minnesota Editorial Assocla-
ton meets at Anoka one week from
to-day.

The newspaper that tries to please
everybody, expecting to succeed In
the effort, has fool for Its editor. Ii
the editor pleases himself he does
pretty well. Mortified News.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

A Philadelphia paper asked, us
there wife in the city to-day who
makes her husbands shirts ?" The
following answer was received by re-
turn mail: 81 do, but he won't wear
'em.n
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

No injurious effects can follow the
use of Ayers Ague Cure. It contains
an unfailing antidote and specific fol
miasmatic poisons, together with
remedial agents which purify and
re-invigorate the system.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06
T0THE FARMERS.

Please take notice that the under.
signed have this day contracted fol
one car of Irvine which we are offer.
ing to sell at as low prices as good
Irvine can be sold for. The Irvine is
No. / quality and we guarantee it to
work on any make of harvesting and
binding machine in working order OF
Irvine can be returned and money re.
funded.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

I have new 81 Bbl. wooden cistern
that will sell cheap, as / have no
use for it. j. A. JOHNSON.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06
MONEY TO loan

On Improved Farms.
At Low Rates.
On Easy Terms of Payment.
With or Without Commission.
Plenty of Money.
No Delay.
Business confidential.
Office over Stevens County Bank
JOHNSON g. BICKNELL,
Morris, MINI.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

A good head of Hair is desired by
every one. Halls Vegetable Sicilian
Hair Remover will restore the hair, if
the hair cells are not closed up.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

It was at Sunday-school exhibit
ton and the superintendent was
showing off the results of his labors.
During the exercises he asked 1.-The
children who could tell him anything
about Peter. No one answered. The
question was repeated several times,
till finally little gil held up her
hand.
"Well, my DEAR" said the superin-
tendent, "that's right. lam glad too
see there is one little girl who will
put these larger boys and girls to
shame"
The little girl came forward to the
platform, and was told to tell the audi
ence what she knew of Peter.
She put her finger in her mouth,
and, looking very smiling, said:
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Had wife and couldn't keep her,
Put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very we'll. -
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06
SANDWICHES

To win, work and wait-but work
a good deal more than you wait.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

Hogs and pigs for sale. Enquire at
Spooner Farm.
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

DR.. VIM. J. Conley who is also a
druggist at Elk Point, Dakota, says:
"Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy has given the
best satisfaction of any medicine in
the market" Sold by Fritz Bucken-
tin. IF
Morris tribune., 1887-07-06

N G. DARRow, Attorney for Mortgagee,
1853 & 400 Temple Court, Minneapolis, MINI
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10
LATE NEWS ITEMS.

IN the sculling race for the champion
ship Of the United States at Lake Mariana
cook Me-, on the 2Sth, Jake Gaudaur, OF
st. Louis, was beaten half mile by John
Teemer of McKeesport, Pa.
The argument of the motion for a writ
Of error in the case of the condemned Chi
cago Anarchists was concluded in the
United States Supreme Court at Washing
ton on the 23th.
REAR.ADMGRAL J. W. A. NICHOLSON, U.
S. ~, died in New York on the 2Sth.
TRAIN wreckers threw a Rock Island
train from the track, near Morris, ILL.,, on
the night of the 9th, killing two men.
JAMES DOyYELLY convicted in 1880 as an
Irish dynamter, died in Cheaham prison,
England on the 18th.
TESTIMONY taking was virtually con-
cluded, on the 28th, in "Blinky" Morgan's
trial at Ravenna, o.
A SOCIALIST sensation has come to the
surface in Switz erland as a sequel to the
expulsion Of prominent German leaders.
CLARANCE CRAWFORD, a young man Of
Ottawa, Kas., was killed in a railroad ac-
cident in Maine, on the 28th.
NICHOLAS BUTTE, mate of the White
river steamboat Joe Peters, was killed by
a negro deck hand at Memphis, Tenn, on
the 2Sth
THE Mexican press appears to be
alarmed over the aspect of affairs grow
ing out Of the killing of Baldwin, the
American, in Durango.
BALDWIN, the Quincy Ill.) parachutist,
is to drop from the upper air regions at
Kansas City, NO., on November 6.
Two men were killed and number in
jured on the 2Sth, by the explosion Of
chemicals in carriage factory at Cleve.
land, o.
THE report is again in circulation at
Berlin and London that the Gar will re-
turn to st. Petersburg by way of the Ger
man capital.
A DESTRUCTIVE fire swept over the
Omaha (Neb.) fair grounds on the 2Sth,
burning all but one of the buildings,
sheds, etc. Loss, $4,000
THE meetings of unemployed persons
being held in Trafalgar Square, London,
have developed into kindergartens for the
propagation of Henry Georges land
theories.
REV. DR.. JOHNSON, of Mobile, Ala, was
elected bishop of the Western diocese of
Texas of the Protestant Episcopal church.
EMIGRATION papers to over fifty persons
coming to the United States 70 settle have
been issued by the American Consul at
Ottowa, Ont, during the past few days.
Mr.. HENRY IRVING and Miss Ellen Terry
arrived in New York on the 2Sth on the
North German Lloyd steamer Aller. They
were met at quarantine by several friends,
who went down on tug.
A REPORT has been in circulation hat
the British Government intended to ap-
poin Lord Randolph Churchill Viceroy of
Canada, 10 succeed Lord Landsdowne.
Lord Churchill gives the report prompt
denial,
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

PUMoRs are current in Paris that Presi-
dent Grevy will resign as the result ofthe
adverse vote on an administration meas
ure in the Chamber of Deputies.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

NEWS has been received by King Leo
pOld of Belgium that Stanley had ad-
vanced about seven hundred and eighty
miles since last heard of, August p, and
was in good health.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10
News from Everywh ere.

THE Episcopal missionary council met
at Philadelphia on the 25th.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

THE Crown Prince Frederick William of
Germany is greatly displeased at the
manner in which the German papers
have reported and commented upon his
hnalhh.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

HEALTH OFFICER SMITH at New York has
notified the Marine Hospital Bureau that
the precautions taken with the cases of
cholera on the Britannia were such that
there is no danger of the disease spread
ing.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

THE usual Thanksgiving Day proclama'
Non has been issued by President Cleve-
land, appointing Thursday, November "a,
for the regulation day of thanksgiving
and praYer.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

ONE of the severest snow and wind
storms ever known in the Black Hills set
in on the evening Of the 22d and continued
all night. Eight inches of snow fell, and
the drifts seriously impede travel.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

THE State Department at Washington
has been draped in black as a mark of re-
spect to the memory of the late E. b.
Washburne, who was Secretary Of State
for a short time during President Grants
administration.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

PEOPLE stood in line at the entrance of
the Fifth Avenue Theater, New York,
from eleven o'clock on the night of the
oath until the next morning, waiting for
the sale of seats to begin for Mrs. Potter's
appearance.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

ANNE INGRAM that was, the latest per-
son said to have been the victim Of the
Railway IN. J.) murder, appeared in
court alive and well on the 221, and thus
exploded the last sensation in connection
with this remarkable case.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

PRINCE VICTOR NAPOLEON has issued
manifesto in reply to the one issued by
the Count of Paris some time ago. He
claims an appeal to the people and asserts
that the Napoleons alone can give France
h strong democratic government.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

ATTORNEY SEARY, of the Progressive
Labor party in New York, says he pro-
poses to bring action against the city for
damages for the men who were clubbed
by the police in Union Square on Octo'
ber s.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

CIVIL SERVICE COMMISSIONER LYMAN,
who, with his family, has just returned to
Washington, says that he has read Mr.
Oberly's letter to the Illinois Association,
and that in the main his views coincide
with those of Mr.. Oberly.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

THE annual report of the Surgeon-Gen-
eral of the army to the Secretary of War
shows a slight increase in the death rate
in the army. The employment of twenty
additional assistant surgeons is recom-
mended.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

REAR-ADMIRAL CHANDLER reports to the
Navy Department that the officers of his
squadron were Hospitality received and
entertained at Corea. The King an
nounced his intention to send minister
plenipotentary to the United States at an
early date.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

BISHOP GMMoUR's residence in Cleve-
land, o., adjoining St. Johns Cathedral,
was entered by burglars on the night of
the 18th, who stole all the linen belonging
to the establishment. The thieves tried to
blow open the door of the safe, but were
not successful. Z
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

The jury which has been investigating
the cause of the fire in Whiteley's immense
establishment in London, has rendered
verdict declaring the fire to have been the
work of an incendiary. The evidence
taken, however, failed to show how the
fire originated.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

In his confession to the coroner the San
Francisco suicide, Benhayon, states that
before he killed his sister to get the insur-
ance on her life, she had been consulting
with him about poisoning her husband in
order to get the money on his life.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

DIPLOMATIC circles in Washington are
to be augmented this winter by the COM
ing of a new minister resident from the
court of the King of Corea. The distin-
guished gentleman has been appointed,
and will sail for this country in Novem-
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

The issue of standard silver dollars from
the mints during the week ended October
go was $9S3, 4Sl. The issue during the
corresponding period of last year was
Sl,0OS,82l. The shipments of the frac-
tional coin since the 1st inst. amount to
S751,0
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

SIX new cases of yellow fever were re-
ported at Tampa, Fla, in the twenty
four hours ended theevening .of the 23d,
all light; deaths; fifteen patients in the
hospital five doctors are sick. Experienced
physicians and nurses are needed.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

The Paris Figaro states that the Car
visited Copenhagen with the view of TAX
ing decisive action in regard to Bulgarian
affairs, and that he has formed an anti.
German alliance between Russia, Bel
gium. Holland, Sweden and Denmark.
Other powers are expected to join the ALI.
nnce
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

TIE statement is made on the highest
authority that Robert Garrett is insane on
one subject-a monomanac on the tele.
graph. On all other subjects he is per
fectly rational, but when the telegraph is
mentioned, or the thought of the manner
of its disposal flashes upon his mind, Mr..
Garrety loses all control Of himself, and is
totally irresponsible fol what he does,
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

A MAN died suddenly in South London
on the 25th, and search of his apart.
ments and his person disclosed the fact
that the deceased was an American, and
that he was member of dynamite con.
spiracy The police have as yet been una
bic to arrest any of the conspirators, as
no overt act has been committed by them.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

LIEUTENANT FoULK,o of the navy, now on
duty in japanese waters, is about to
marry Japanese girl at Nagasaki. The
young lady taught Lieutenant Foulk the
language of the country, and during his
prolonged stay on shore duty in Corea
the two kept up correspondence, she
writing in English, which she had been
taught by her foreign lover.
Sharp County record., 1887-11-10

TEE company IN whlsat las,t ~ ~
the most vii! be the 'sN'
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
Isr.,N,,, Of "I S.s,"

There i, probably II" word in the English
language which j. More rHlhlcSsly cor
rupted in the PRONUNCIATION than this
!nonosyllablc. \ ,";l';! ri young people
were saying s;ot;tit! .n the corner OF a
street in Boston.
May walk Wit! yr':" asked II young
man of Il charmin-iy l'r'tty and fresh girl
''Shall we cross; 1Il;. lu-amon:'
"Ayah!' was ,Etr nonclalant reply. At
least this il ~ nearly as the pen can do
Justice to the sound Ii is to M presumed
that the pretty yuu,r: lady meant eyes: >
for she and her companion Immediately
set off in the direction Indicated, but NJ
foreigner would has %'srSsed that The
correctly written affirmative and her cor
ruption OF it we're oi.' and the same.
There are many versions Of this ",
little word. from ti. ''Nup" Of the stree;
boy to the inarticlll;'" grunt OF the hoor
get. after all, the combination of three
letters is 40, difficult t" pronounce
Youth'4 Cnlnln,lO,..
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
Robert Garrett and His Tailor.

Dress is with Mr.. Garret: u consitlara-
tion Of the highes. Importance. In this
direction he steers with skilltul diScrimi-
nation between the galtly and HE somber.
His taste is fastidions, and hi, every gar
ment must be in the latest fashion and
cut with the greatest precision to the lines
Of his figure. His clothing is connected
with supreme regard for the smallest de-
tails. and his wardrobe is extensive. As
Il matter of fact. he has nearly 100 differ
cnt suits Of clothes. The; are ali new
and can be jumped into in u jifly. no mat
ter how great the cAigellcies Of the orca-
sion. They range from the claw hammer
coat to tho f.istian shoM'ing jacket, and
the pantalcons are IL teIi,ah!" symphony
in wearing apparel. Mr. Garrctt's tailor
| has his shop in New York. This person.
age keeps ths railroad president constantly
in receipt o, samples Of the latest styles OF
goods. So soon us he finds anything to
! please his fancy he wires his tailor u few
days before Il contemplated trip to New
! York to make him u suit Of that sample.
! When he reaches New York the suit =
made and waiting for him at his hotel.
| Hc nearly always has his feet incased in
| dainty patent feathers.
! Mr.. GARRETT: collection Of hats, canes
and umbrellas is practically nnmber]ess
Visitors, upon entering his honse, have
frequently been appalled, by The immense
number CT hats scattered through th'
halls. They fall into the nat,',ul error o
,upposing that he is entertaining. II vas
delegation Of his friends ut dinner. MIR
Garrett always carries a cane when walk
ing, and hardly ever ,lcglccs to atlorn th
lapel OF his coat with II boutonnierc
His iavorite costume un the street Is
lapper tight fitting light check suit and I
Derby hat.--Baltimorr Tor. t'lohc-Drmo
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
Leland Stanford On Grape Culture.

What do you think, governor, about
the grape culture of California, and the
making ct wine rs concerns commerce
hereafter:'
Enthusiastically the grape is our grca,
est production For n long time we
thought ii impossible in California to
make good wine. Among those who had
tried the experiment ii seemed Impossible
for some lime to get the necessary degree
of flavor and tryncss. After brcame
governor Of the state, and The vineyard
interest extended | was frequently pre-
sented with bottles and baskets OF wine
raised in different parts. They were SO
inferior that ! finally stopped opening
them. Among others there was an old
i'renchman who had applied his experience
in France to vineyard work here. Hegavt
.nc some wine, which | did not open 1T
all. and it lay in the cellar certainly ter
years, and perhaps fifteen. There were
some people ont here who wanted 10 ties!
the oldest wines we iad-sone Ene!!si
and foreign peoplc-and. therefore
our old French friends wine wa,
dragged olli, and when it wa:
tasted there were tNclanatlons @
surprise and pleasure, whcrcupon calle;
ior the bottle and found that it was
! old monsicur'S wine. which | had almos
| Forgotten. The fact was that this wine
! !,au cyupora,cd and improved by time
a!.u that j.; one OF the cni,ScS OF the pres
! r!lt quality OF our wine. "" Keep then
! and lei t.lem mature The American
! new nothing at I'll about wine maxim:
j., the 1lrs, place and even now in TIN
v;;$; many OF them think thai wine is
| product to be drank a> soon rs 1t
| made ''--"Gati.' in Ci,cn,uti Enquirer
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
4 Costa EsicH., Prejudice.

Every woman wraI.s i ''rcboza ot :.
texture suitable 10 her rank ana wealth.
and Us il is not considered proper l." eX-
pose their faces in public the scarf is gen
orally drawn over the Textures SO rs 10
conceal all l'lt their rayiship@ eyes. ana
il is we'll thai this; is 20. for they plaster
their faces with Il coinpu@ittn. ''i i:lagnesi;.
and tho. whites OF egg, that .yi'I'> them
caas,iy appearance, and t;irt''':i'lly con-
ceals, as it ultimately destroys, the fresh
ness and purity of their conp'~Nio"@.; Ih!s
stutfis removed at frequent !"trr'4!s anu
is never washed of lllcr" : y popular
prejudice against bthinE. \ :nnN VINO
has been On a journey Nil! '''t wash the
dust Off his face for severn! 'i'',' alter ar
rival particularly il IL }aS r''in" 1rom "a
lower to a higher altitude, AZ il is believed
That the ope,,i1lv of tl,r i'oros: ii the skin
is certain to bring OH 4 fever. --tiarpef' $
NarnziOe
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
A Tough Sort of Animal,

4 brutal looking slungshot was tished
out by the sergeant. 1t was made of u
clump of lead fastened ON to an iron
scraper, such as is used on shipboard. \
handle Of twisted copper wire gave good
grip. The sharp iron edges of the scraper
projected on each side of the lead, and
added the advantages Of Il knife to its
other dangerous qualities. \ more ter
rible example of iicndish ingenuity could
hardly be devised.
'-That was taken from Il hucko s;,ilor,''
said the sergeant.
'What sort of an animal is that:" i'll
qulred the reporter.
''Wcll, II mighty tough one, You don't
see many of them now. The steam ves-
sels have driven them out: lr!' they used
to be very plenty, in tht' F",;r,i ward
especially. They always dressed alike
summer and winter. They ali wore heavy
woolcr con,fortri's around their necks. no
! matter how warm it was. They were the
| TOUCHES; human beings l ever saw in all
my experience. They would sleep on II
! hard ,ayeInen, with the Thermometer be-
| low zero and g", up the next day as fresh
and clipper as though they had been re-
, clining on beds of down in a cozy, vel!
| heated bed room.
Il remember one OF then. who came
mean killing !. mate of mine in the Fourth.
| The sailor was drunk and abusive. The
policeman tried to run him in. and il,
about two seconds he was standing on his
head in the gutter and the fellow wa,
whaling him with his own club. For
,unately other officers came to his rescue
1t took six of them to get the fellow in
and they tore every stitch OF clothing from
his body before they reached The police sta
lion. Every one Of them bore some mari
Of the affray That fellows muscles
were as hard as iron.''
''Why did they call them bucko sailors:
inquired the reporter.
Il don't know. It was some slang term
They belonged on the Liverpool packets.
New York sun.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
NfNa0!enta: Fruit T:.ara.

an nh;sol!esp"n''en, III; states ii.ut he planted
erah INN eh'fo " an acre lawn. !: Siberian
Rioo,.."o ."o green cages, two apple trees, Il
n a;eao rn;a cherry, and three May Dukes,
tharn i'h,'ruEli. and crimson haw
ststas =, rom early spring till now ne
pctn,e, ,nat M MS lawn has hreil a perfect
b|oon, " " oea'1ty. FIRST was the snowy
,ora VI the plums: the Siberian crab
tho sos MASS OF blossoms, followed later in
The ,1son o,ho With the scarlet, wax like fruit
orn,,n ornef trees contributed their share Of
'"'eat'-1'arlcning Illustrated,
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
Shortening Il Statue.

The funeral Of Napoleon, Wnrn the
ho,lv was broug!l, back from St. Helena,
furnishes - theme for onc nf the longest
articles in Hugo's 'Choscs i@ues,' in
which are noted !, few curious facts,
,,,nnt, them that the statue Of Marshal
Nav furnished for the occasion was a foot
too tall, so the chiefs Of the BeaN Arts
dcnartmc ''sawed out ot the statue q
slice Of the stomach twelve inches Wlac
and stuck the two pieces together AGAIN
ns we'll as they were able. The Az
Gonaut.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-11-18
Senator sumner and Wendell philAls'

Senator sumner and Wendell Phillips.
Wendell Phillips was one who had crti-
ciscd him severely, not to say bitterly III
his speeches and letters, for his course in
1innll; voting for the confirmation of one
officer; but as Phillips was n man who
was nothing il not frank. candid and out
spoken, his personal letters to the senator
were still more difficult to bear. H. was
Phillips who wrote the last letter before
their estrangement and Sumner who
wrote the first letter after their rscon-
ciliation. During that time !: ;nutual
friend of the two, making II iinu| call ON
Sumner when about leaving for Boston.
asked:
What shall say to Phillips ,'or you:'
"Givc Wendell my love- said the sem
ator, land tell him IL it does him any
good to hit ut me in his speeches t" hit
away And resuming his conversation
h. said 1T seems to do him good to
pitch into me, and it does me no harm. )"
But il did all the same. No man felt
sucl. stings more, though he gave little
sign. After their old intimacy in all its
sweetness and tenderness was renewed,
! phi!i!ps came to Washington to fulfill
lecture engagements, and sumner would
allow him to stop nowhere except ut li,'
house where the room that he occupied
came to be known in the household YER.
nacular as ''lhc Phillips room. ARNOLD
lsurges Johnson n The Cosmopolitan.
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1887-03-12
NO. q
No PoIEfIcs Wanted.


Pointe COupac Banner.
The "OId Guard" so feelingIV ap-
pealed to by Col. HolliHgswortIi, when
getting off his little Nichols boomlet,
don't seem to enthuse worth cent.
The fact is, most of the nold guard, 4
who in days past worked so hard for
the redemption Of the State from Rad
ical rule and negro supremacy, don't
belong to the present class of political
boomers. They belong to the other
crowd, who are just now intent upon
developing the material resources Of
the State, trying to get better results
from their agricultural ventures, Civ
ing greater attention to stock-raising,
increasing commercial facilities, guard
ing against overfows, opening up
manufactures, inviting immigration
and capital and multiplying schools,
while raising their standard. Those
who are thus occupied-and they con-
stitute the majority of the best people
of the State--have no time to give to
sentimental or personal politics twelve
months before an election. II is true
that few disgruntled scribblers, taxi
ing their cue from Col. Hollingsworth
went to shouting in regular standard
reform style; but they by no means
succeeded in setting the woods on fire.
The planting community, almost with
one voice, cry out !: Give rs a rest
from politics, and let us have a chance
to pitch and make our crops.