The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-09-24


No error to be feared in adj
no injury from exposure after
taking; no loss of time. II is the best pre-
yentive medicine and safe to take 10 matter
what the sickness may prove TO be, and, in
any ordinary disease will effect speedy
cure. Demand the Genuine, having the n
stamp on Wrapper.
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-"Have you something fine in the way
of imported cigarsa' inquired Yorkville
dude of the dealer
"Yes, sir" the dealer replied. "Them
two fer FIVE Jersey seedlings is having a
big run"
They say Frenchmen meyer mean what
they say, but there is one man who is al
ways sincere and he can't help himself
He was born ST. Cyr, and nothing but an
act of Congress can change him.
haye been n great sufferer from catarrh
tor over ten years; had il very bad, could
haidIy breathe. Some nights / conld not
sleep--had TO walk the floor. purchased
Eiys Cream Balm and am using it freely, it
is work cure surely. have advised sew
eral friends TO use il with happy results in
every case. 1t is the one medicine above
all others made to cure catarrh, and ii is
worth its weight in gold. thank God /
have found remedy can use with safety
ana that does all that is claimed for it. 1t
is curing my deainess.-B. W. Sperry, Hart
ford, Conn.
After all has been said we must still
contend that the real secret of the success
oe an, friands Gnear and NJ pona 40 ,t q
is the fact that they had plenty of Gaul.
"A Bar Harbor girl, who was told by an
old boatman to be sure and have her boat
well trimmed, went to work and sewed two
silk tiounces around the gunwale.
Shilohs Catnrrh Remedy positive cur,
for Catarrh, DiphLheria aud Canker Mouth
Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery
Weissport.
--''Say, what's that for?' asked the hay
seed, as the finger bowl was passed around
at grand dinner. "That's to sop youl
banana in," said the .wag at his side. lie
did 1t.
The man who is always claiming that
heaven is his home is always the last on,
to go home.
The Rev. Geo. IL. Thayer, of Bonrbon
Ind. says: "Roth myself and wife owe ON
lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure" SOLD
10y DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Bery, Weiss
port
-"The jury will give full weight to thi,
testimony, said the judge as half drunken
witness left the stand.
Al i,.aapio,,e ID ,et -, .,,o.., -,
a missile TO throw at umpires, which cat
be furnished by the ushers in any quantit,
and at small cost.
Are you made miserable 10y Indigestion
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss OF Appetite
Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vitilizer is positive
care. Sold by'Dr Horn, Lehighton, and
Biery, Weissport
Borrowing money strengthens the
memory, but 1t is the memory of the man
who loans the money and never sees it again.
For common prose the fly as a punctu
ator is great success, but It won't do fol-
poetry as II never uses the parentheses OF
semicolon.
AN African tribe is governed by a ruler
who has no tongue. He is not only the
king, but the king dumb.
Why will yon cough when Shiloh's Cure
will give immediate relief. Price 10 cts.
80 cts and 81. Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehigh,
ton, and Biery, Weissport
About | 1000 good-szed watermelon.
can be got into freight ear. That's why
the Southern negro wishes he was freight
car.
-"Fortune knocks at every mans door, >
but she doesn't go around the barroom.
looking for him II he isn't i'm when sh,
calls.
81 cannot praise Hoods Sarsaparilla hal
enough" says mother whose son, almt,s
blind with seroiula, was cured by thii
medicine.
Chicago claims TO have discovered q
coal dealer who gives good weight OF Tia,
vast army of dealers only fue! do IL.
The man who has bad cold and take,
patent cough medicines for it usually takes
to coffin soon afterward.
A. IL. Walker. Ord, Neb., says: "Dr
Seth Arnolds Cough Killer sell very rap
idly and suits all who use il.
Mothers, teething and fretfnl children
need DIR, Seth Arnold's Soothing and quiet
ing Cordial. Druggists 25c
There is money in comets. The dis
covery was made by Professor Swift.
How about that deadly ear stove? Ha,
il gone, or has it just been taking vacation
Where one speech or one sermon i,
considered too short, $3.50 are far too long.
The name of the Chinese Emperor,
wife is Kan Di. She isn't as sweet as that
though.
The wife who carries on her husband,
pawn shop after his deeease is trnly ''lon'
widder"
TO keep a'woman ont of sulks the
easiest way is TO keep her in silks. Only a
a slight difference between u and l.
hammock.
They dashed milk into ladys face at
Chicago when she tainted away. II acted
a little slower Than water because il was
only four-dfths water, but few seconds TO
an lady who has tainted waay makeso
great difference.
When you come TO think of IT, young
man, isn't the marriage ceremony miss