The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1887-07-21
The Merry Side !

Oratory reaches the heart. 1t is bombast that
saws the air. t. ... -
A Georgia quarrel is generally settled by the
quickest man.
One truth that many men have yet to learn
that success is not wind.
The meadows present that beautiful tint
found on side of bacon.
Nowonder Cleveland expected the soldiers to
kick him. He knows himself.
I Ofcourse Ohio win be for sherman-but then
Blaine will get the nomination.
A truth worth RENDERING is that the motive
is generly stamped upon the act
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If Sherman has to fight for the Ohio delega-
ton, what can he do with other States?
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The modern Democrats, like the ancient Isra-
elites, center their affections upon calf.
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Ohio has doctor 80 successful that patient
never needs second prescription from him.
"Cleveland wanted to split the Grand Army"
SO some of them could kick him from each
side.
"Old Dan Rice" the Snowman, is getting out
book. Well bet that it don't treat of Temper
ance.
It was only little amusement. The big boy
from Buffalo stirred up the blue hornets 10 hear
them sing.
The Democrats in Ohio are "sparring for an
opening" They will be knocked out on the
first round.
The best shooting record by a Jackson man,
is 'fifteen straights." Ten of them were made
| in saloon.
Cleveland certainly showed good deal Of
back bone to the soldiers. He did it by facing
the other way.
Cleveland. felt that Missouri was bad state
for Democratic statesmen. He remembered
Sterling Price.
Mr.. Thurman says he won't have the Cover
norship. Quite true Mr.. Thurman-nor any
other Democrat.
1t was a humiiiating come-down. And to
think, Joe Foraker could use Cleveland's hip
pocket for a tent!
"A 6OO0 AAAPuAoS 10 - 6OOA bhAA6 -boo JS~ -
find mighty few men accused of being impuls-
| i've on that line.
The United States spends more than two mill
lions a yea for patent medicines-and there are
people still living.
There are "calls" to Missionary work-many
of them loud and clear, too many in fact hav-
| ing metallic ring.
1t may seem Inconsistent, but this is the
weather in which the fat man refuses to wear
the white linen pants.
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majority of the Ohio Republicans are fol
Blaine. The Commercial Gazette calls the
Blaine men ga faction"
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Republicans should be careful how they rush
resolutions through the State Convention. The
people get the last whack.
One OF the most distressing sights ts to see TWO
men studying how to prolong a quarrel-after
| they have gotten through.
Those fellows who delight in reeling around
drunk, ought 10 be labeled, with large letters
1t would promptly sober them.
"The President will not tolerate any criticism
of his flag order!" says dispatch. Then he'd
better stay awful close to home.
! The President is growing with the people
since the st. Louis letters. He has frequent
calls to exhibit at County Fairs.
"Where did JEFF. Davis lose his eyer" is an
absorbing question. "Why didn't he lose his
heads" is a more pertinent one.
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There's similarity in all animate nature.
| dog rolls in carron-a man nils himself with
whisky when going into society.
| When the police officer was reprimansied fol
clubbing drunk man, he declared that he wa
| "only trying to bate nuisance"
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Cleveland's course was intended to bind to
gether the Democratic soldiers. 1t will do it
Forests men will be solid for him.
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Soldiers insult your high office. Mr.. Cleve
land? Why, if it hadn't been for the soldiers
there wouldn't have been any such Office.
"M-rs. Cleveland has a sore eye!" says dis
| patch from Washington. That's mistake.
It's the old man. We know how he got it.
There's a pathetic picture in New York.
| The y're trying to keep old Jake Sharpe aliye
long enough to get him into the Penitentiary.
Cincinnati comes up smiling almost every
I morning with her whisky murder. That's the
way they mould public sentiment down there
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Things are lily matched in this world.
farmer will contentedly work in the bayfield,,
while loafer is painting to death in the shade.
Chillicothe ought to build a mud jail-its too
| much trouble for the boys to be digging through
| the stone walls, the very way they've been do
| ing.
| An Ohio man cut down his Missionary con-
tributions on the plea that he was willing 70
| divide even, but he wanted half of what he
made.
The Sandwich Islanders had q revolution q
I few days ago, and deposed the Ministry. They
| found they had enough people for change OF
| officers.
A Cincinnati watchman got up in his sleep,
| walked into the river and was drowned. 1t
[ was not thought watchman could exhibit so
| much life.
Sunset Cox doesn't seem to admire Ohio men,
very much. Well, Sunset set mighty good ex-
of the State.
Cleveland refused to go to 81. Louis for the
same reason that Beauregard refused to go to
Pittsburgh Landing-there were Union Sol
diers in the way.
Many great man observed Memorial Day
by planting flowers on Soldiers graves. Cleve-
land planted himself on the bank of pond,
and went to fishing.
! About the time most men are crossing the
River of Jordan, Gen. Simon Cameron, at the
age of ninety, is crossing the Atlantic Ocean
for pleasure trip.
"Social Clubs" are being incorporated under
the laws of Ohio. They are most all located In
Prohibition towns. The prime object is the i'm
porting and swilling of whisky.