The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1887-08-13
MISCELLANEOUS.

The owners Of trade newspapers in
the New York Press Club are estimated
to be worth in the aggregate q. 0oo, 900.
Gentleman Gin Vermont drug store)
THAT is a very spruce young man
who just went out" Druggist-"Yes;
he chews more gum than any two girls
in this town."
Many timid little girls will be glad
to hear that Prof. Carl Braun, of Bates
College. says that the ''devil's darning
needle" has no sting at all. but he eats
millions of mosquitoes.
Even snakes have their uses. In
California they destroy gophers and
ground squirrels, and the local papers
express the opinion that some varieties
of snakes ought to be protected by law.
The invention Of the war cycle.
velocipede that carries ten soldiers, is
considered 80 valuable in England that
they are to build one for twenty-six
men. thirteen to work the cycle and
thirteen to ride.-N r. Sun.
Joseph Prick, of Erie. Pa. while
driving balky horse the other day
tried to encourage the animal by punch
ing it with the breech of his gun. The
gun was discharged, blowing Tricks
arm of.
AT fire alarm in Birmingham,
Ala, the hook and ladder truck was
driven out, and after going around sew
eral blocks the driver returned to the
station house and asked Treasurer
Evans where che fire was.
-"My DEAR" said Mrs. Lilton to her
husband. why do they so often put
appraiser after an auctioneer's
name?" Because, madam, an auc.
tioneer is praiser of the goods he
sells. Golden Rule.
Little Dot-'.Mamma, can't 90
over to see Lucy to-dayP" Mamma
You must not go anywhere near
Lucy. She has the measles" "Well,
isn't 'fraid of measles. Can't gor'
Tiff you should take the measles
perhaps your dollie might get them"
'Oh! didn't fink of that. ~ Chicago
Tribune.
"A Paris cabman who committed
suicide the other day left the following
explanatory note: II leave this world
because it pleases me to do so. / have
had enough of driving other people
about in this world. l am going to see
If in the other world people drive diff
ferently. All I ask is that no fuss may
be made about me-" -Chicaqo Herald
The inspection Of meat in Berlin is
very important matter. Twelve vet
Urinary surgeons are employed to stamp
it before slaughter, and forty micro
scopic samplers are continually en-
gagged in examining the meat exposed
for sale. Besides these 100 experts are
employed in various duties, twenty-six
of whom are women. - Philadelphia
Press.
"A Detroit paper says: 1.-THE steal
ing of two clocks from one of the Pres
byterian churches in this city last Sum
day morning was piece of cold-blood-
ed cruelty. The amount of comfort and
encouragement some people derive
from an occasional glance at the clock
during a service is not to be put in fig
ures, unless one uses the Roman fig
ures usually seen on the dial.-Caris-
tidn Union.
"A new use for the tobacco plant
ias been discovered. Its stems and
waste, it is claimed, are equal to linen
rags in the manufacture of paper. To-
bacco waste costs less than $40 ton,
linen rags $40 to $50. There is no ex-
pense in asserting the former and very
little shrinksge, IS against a loss of
one-third of rags. The yearly tobacco
waste is estimated by the census reports
at from 5000. 900 to 1000. 900 pounds.
Ctrisfian Union.
"A shrewd piece Of swindling is re-
ported by the French papers as having
occurred at the races. Two men, APP
parently Of the book-maker profession,
had managed to pocket several hum
bred francs on betting. when an official
looking person caused them to be taken
and led of the ground, to the evident
regret Of the bystanders. 1t was not
long. however, before it was found out
that the pseudo policemen were in
league with their supposed victims and
nad only disappeared to divide the easy
haul with them.
DIR. Chudnowski recently expert
mented on twelve Russian soldiers with
view to discovering the effect Of cold
applications to the epigastrium on the
rapidity Of digestion. Each soldier
RECALLED heartily; his epigastrium was
properly refrigerated, and the exciting
contest began. Unfortunately for
lovers Of the weed. the competitors
were divided into smokers and nom
zyookarx Tho rival teams di0osfed