New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-26
fHE TALK or THE DAY.

A Nev-yor,x correspondent OF sThc Phsladciphia
Record has found out that Bishop Potter VIII soon
10 tho Archbishop of the Province OF New oris.
Tho plan" he says, ais to erect rchbisnoprics o.
Ncw-yora, Washington, New-orleans and CINCINNATI
probably also San Francisco and to make tho Arch
bishops Of New-York and Washington the 'Meropot-
itans' of the Northern and Southern Provinces This
Is intended to simplify matters, by creating four or
five General Conventions, to each Province, To
meet triennally and General Council Of tho entire
Church in five ten years."
Miss Travis How do you like August ropinjay's
volume Of verser
De smith, oh. SO, 80; his feet arc rather faulty
Miss Travis OH Mr. Dc Smith, how you He
has got tho loveiiest, little feet ever saw Oh man
Huntington FREQ Press.
The people Of Boston are mildly gratlfed because a
lawyer Of that city recently received fee Of 9s3ooo
In Western lawsuit
An Illinois farmer has attached chun to his
wagon In such a way that the movement Of the wagon
churns his milk.
promised to love and cherish me forever, and We have
only been married two years sd and md nov waas mas Do
Young husbend-Great Scottl you arc always KICK
Ing about somethns How long did you snppos9 ,n,s
sifttnss.
The Bishop and tho Dean Of Lincoln and one lady
formed tho congregation recently ct hotel Tn tho APPS
The Bishop suggested to the chaplain, who was to con-
duct the service, that under the circumstances ser
mon was unnecessary. But the chaplain knew MS
rights and knowing dared maintain them by preaching
the longest sermon In his "barrei"
Overheard on the beach at Long Branch. Two little
Girls have arrived at certain familiarity and are be-
ginning to get Interested In each others domestic re
latlons ,y
My papa Is colonel neil In the army general dealer
"Coionei, IS heI Wen my pop Is so"'r"i ""'''
In the Bowery ."-fTown Topics
"A Noble Exception; Kentuctian vaIlantiy Fight
ing whissey" Ia the way In which "The NashV'he
American announces the fact that Mr. George W. Ban'
Of Kentucsy, has come out for Prohfnttton.
Tho MASSACHUSETTS, Labor Party Convention dfdn'e
accomplish much. 1t consisted Of only eighteen mon
and one woman, and the man whom it nominated Tor
Governor has declined the honor
The Press as a Mansaycr--@ People who are CON
WIZ me passs % mental ner and physical
very wearing, and break down sooner or a.or.
"ycs hats true had or S, nsr h Tno tss t
t 'ss press as profession and n'r'' '''' ~
"why. he fell into it II was nay press W"
sce."-t1Incoln Journal.
Says DIR. Lyman Abbot, of The Christian Union
9The doctrine Of the Trinity Is not in the Bpie'
deuced from the Bible. In this respect u does no'
differ from most Of the doctrines as formulated IN our
Christian creeds."
Usss Of Ansrchy.-omsha Man-HeIo, You must
have mado a ten strike somewhere Damynds, ei !,
chicago mau-Yes, I've done first rate lately
joined the Anarchist society
e. What good did that do You y -, ,.,. q,
@Gave mo chancs TO make money a"a A'A"' -
pile Of IT,"
Even, Welt! Don't scc how
I,einc member was able to get privileges, you
What sort ~ a..
al Sc ure,i the privilege of the beer stand ar the
Bread or Blood picnic. "-tOmaha "orlu'
Chicago claims to he a metropolis on the ground
that you can hardly throw stone In any Oh us sree''
without hitting millionaire.
Musical Evenng-De Browne" Thanks, very
much Tor the song Miss Srnyho. YOu have Divine
voice. Do you know why the song you have just
suag Is called the sSwaay River y -,
az fancy she replied lightly touching inc Key,
Il IA on account Of tho swans there. MINK SWISS
are AZ beautiful Mr. De Browne."-freIas siftings'
They arc saving in Chicago that ex-Postmaster-Ceu
eral Hatton would like to succeed NE Farweil In the
United states Senate.
"You don't mean to say that YOU had to pay Just
"a mach f,r YOUR pew during The summer months
when the church was closed when it was open
Certainly"
How ridiculousl' r
son aou'r know: I don't beerudgs the money g..
sn,oysi the pew quito A. well though was In 10
better II anyth ng"tBos.oo Transcripts.
There seems to be no fitness In appointing Demo-
,rat,o ss,se.lIsR esmmittoc- ought TO have been
tasting eommitteer with power to send for poeaes
ard siasses.
Short Ratlons.-The Widow Frapjact f. celebrated
tr tho smalloess Of tho s,eaks with which she e.us
her boardcrs few mornings ago Hoste'ter Nc"n, w,
ns was cyncay regarding the little piece OF meat on
his Mate whom tho Widow Flsplsfk sshea ssAI y - n,
Nir. McGlnnis, you not eating your stesh "'''
Nc, num- IT'S too hot" ,o,-
@Then WHY don't you cool 1t by blowing tt .,
IIumph, I'm afraid I'd blow " away u VIZ VT, ~
blow on u. and then Bnght not DO Ap" I" ' "
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