Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-23
THG LIaE KILN CLUB.
Brother Gardner E-tabIish-, IA Valuable
rreC....nt in Religious Di,nut-.

7 For SOM weeks past Shinh"n. ~maiman
and harJlurk Johnson have engaged in an
enmity which hale fair 10 clId ia h!nOdsh-i
II came about through dispute on a Biblical
question. Shinbous said that he didn't he
lleve any bears came oat and ate up the
children who shouted after EliSEI.- Hardluck
replied that auy man who disputed the state
nent was either a fool or al att eISI aud thus
the gulf opened. Several mutual friends
have sought to arbItrate, but Shlnbone was
firm AMI Hariluck was determined They
ignored each others existence, aud their
wives and children made faces at each other
over the fence. Ii had been whispered around
ali the week that Brother Gardner would
| bring about Il reconciliation at the Saturday
night session, and every face IL the hall was
turned toward him as ke arose and said:
How much We know dat We doau' know
tall an kin nehber find out De average
man VIII byt mo- money cH his Ignorance. dan
on his ;iTe knowledge, an he viii fight for
lie as soun de trOOf | see BruIdcT', Small
man al Johnson back dar by de futed col
umu. Boat 81 EN- viii pleas. retrOgrade 10
de front
The two gentlemen named iudulged in two
magnificent starts of surprIse, gritteI their
teeth AT each other and adyanc TO the pres
identS desk in single file
''Shimhone," said Brother Gardner when
they stood before him, do yOu believe 40
bars ate up de chilIen dat followed ,LisLai"
No. sab.
'Why dean ynu.T
"has- toan'.'
'Harducb. Il" You believp, io bar, ate lie
chiIren up"
YES sab
.'Why DO YOU helieve i,i-
"kaSe do
Il expected dis was lie case Fools an big
ots believe hekase dey believe Il haiut be
kase dey have sense an reason on drir side
but simply bekase dey have made up deir
minds Ia a sartin thing One of You believes
de bar, ate Up de chillen b-kase you've heard
81. DE oldrr one wont believe 1t bekase he
didn't see It done. Now dis ere fuIisfusS,
has got /" st".., 1t has got to stop right yer,.
an now Hold "ut yer paws TO each udIet
Now shake. Now go an sot down, an when
You 90 home arter de me-tin tell Yer wives
dat lie match has I'm declared off an lie coun-
try am safe. BY law o,i3l iui bids any dis
putes on rehgus ,ubieks. You have laid YER
selves liable to a fine of $4,000 cash. an if
you don't walk powerful straight fur de mex
six months sunthin will happen to upset Yer
peace "i mind"
The Two members returned To their seals
and began to smile and whisper 10 each other,
and inside OI three minutes had tisded lack
knives and exchanged gum.-Detrp,t Free
Press
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