Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1887-01-20
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u indoor, sedentary Lfa.-Re,o York.
ltSaiat, oiat.
II il estimated that over 1900 locomo-
ives were built ia the United States
Turing the past year. They cost about
s15, 900, coo.
MIR. John L. Sullivan is said TO be an
mt Blaine men. Now let ua see Mr..
Blaine refuse 10 shake banda with him.
pAica40 Times.
An exchange says tina fred eggs are
heavier than raw ones They are said TO
feel that why when they strike = Bnf-
liagDR Faee Press.
In Mineralogy Glass Teacher
Johnny, give me the pame OF the
largest known diamond Johnny -"fl e
ace. ~ iaghamtoa R'pu6tcdR.
sab, 1 see there is new star in Orion,
observed MIR. Snsggs ORION !" rc-
peated Mrs. snaggs, II have never ~. u
that play, think. - It'd Bit.
The Indian wards of the nation CONF |
plain that they cannot get enough TO eat.
The Gros yentres especially find it diff
cult TO get sufiicienoy. -Loioel Courier.
II want 10 no en angel"
Said the singer, aged and solemn;
An editor in tho audience said:
',Put an adj in our want column.
- Boston Herald.
The propensity ON the part of their
children to use profane language Is 0
source of great uneasiness to American
mothers. Chambers Journal.
Judge Well, prisoner, what makes you
get drunk so2 Prisoner-Vy. uch--
shudee nch = mos'ly-uch--mos'l,-
whisky. --DstrOit Free Press.
Plymouth has Just had dance sin
commemoration OF the landing of the
Pilgrims" What would Elder Brewster
say, if he were alive now2-LODea
Courier.
Mary stop your fattenes or shall
hold my hands to my ears" John (wish-
ing 20 be complimentary -"Ah, YONG
lovely hands are too small. "-BOstOa
Beacon.
There will probably be greater d. =
maud for the wild "extracted qualities
# the newly invented non intuxicatit z
| whisky than for the ''taneo remainder
Baltimore American.
Watching the Ole Y:Af ont. Sexton =
| II beg your pur,lon, sir, but the services
4 are oyes 2 ,leaper--"'f you'll Guild Il
this rnorniM', Maria, wont ask yon ag'iu
all winter. q Ti3 Bits
Smuggling has been detected in tht
sleeping cars which cross the river al
Detroit Porters have been IN tue habi
| of carrying dutiable goods over the lin.
"to accommodate friend"
Nebraska has figured it down TINT ;
human hog cannot get away with NOR
than four pumpkin pies and four dozel
raw oysters at sitting That's her re
cord, ard it has not yet been heaten.-
Detrob Free PrSss.
The Eastern standard time WINS offlciall,
adopted at midnight Of December 31st il
Pittsburg, ard the length Of the old yea
was shortened by about 20 minutes, whel
the City Hall clock was rssetsS
Susie: Mother, can me and 1Johun
eat some Of that pie in the pantry Will
you arc gone? Mother; Yes, my dean
Johnny taside): What lie! We ate
J all up late last night 7'erds SJsiaags.
II you have ever noticed the men VIII
occupy tha front seats at theatres, 20
, must have remarked how much NOR
! polite they are than the ladies. They d
, not sven wear any hair. - Burlington IRE
Press
: Georgia, which produced Lulu Hurst
i the electric girl, now claims to have dis
I covered at Milledgeville young ma
A who can do all the feats recently pei
4 formed in Boston aud Europe by Min
Il Reader Bishop.
:. The Christian Clergyman seems to EMO
g the special privileges in the selection {
s subjects for sermons. Jewish ministe
J. would hesitate before he would arraign
o a sermon the ballot, low-neekod dresse
d and the marriage arket.-Je,nia Me
i seagsr.
9 How kind artists are to each other
J. "What do you think of the Colin CAM
|, bell case ~ said some one to painte
o '''Ihe perjury in it is horrible. Did yC
3. not see that Frank Miles swore that
= As an arlisi ~ It8doi. Truth
e An authority on ihe euisina saws IN
ues nugl.t not 10 stand long tftus bel
loasuu,l LIVuSbiy ii would ,iU no mar
y to let the duck sit up if it isn't too tire
a. hut il shouldn't be allowed TO swim
y. ~ the gravy. Springfield Union.
X Necessarily So-"And what was t
II disposition of the remains 2r was ask
IL Of 4 man who recently lost his motht
III iu-Aw. The disposition of the remains
IL he replied, with real feeling, was gu
Le aud peaceful. "-iGrpe9's BdsGr.
We You have local option in your count
he ! believe ~ said native to a strang
Va Yes, was the reply. How does
e, work r. Works tirst.rate. You have
err, option OF getting your drinks ia a. DR.
his store or going dry. - Pittsbtrg Chr0nic
4 Times have changed greatly sill