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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Confirmation of Assessment for
constructinga Sewer on fiji
more Avenue.

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLICWoRKs, !
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi. Oct. 3, 1887.
The assessments of benefits. costs,
and expenses arising from Construction
OF Sewer Oh Fillmore Avenue. from
South Robert Street to Custer Street,
in the city of st. Paul, Minnesota, hav-
ing been completed by the Board of
Public Works in and for said city, said
Board will meet at their Office in said
city, at p. III. on the 18th day of Oct.
A. D., 1887, to hear objections Of any
to said assessment, at which time and
place, unless sufficient cause is shown
to the contrary, said assessment will be
confirmed by said Board.
The following is list of the supposed
owners names, description of the
property benefited and the amounts as
seSSed against the same, to-wit:
Brazille and Roberts Addition to West
st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Confirmation of Assessment for
a Sewer on Oak Street; now
Smith Avenue.

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 3, 1887.
The assessment of benefits, costs and
expenses arising from construction of
sewer Oh Oak street, now Smith
avenue, from Sherman street to RAM
sey street, in the city of st. Paul, Min
nesota. having been completed
by the Board of Public Works
in and for said city, said Board will
meet at their Office in said city at 2 p.
IN. on the nth day of October, A. D. 1887.
to hear objections Gf any to said assess
ment, at which time and place, unless
sufficient cause is shown to the contrary,
said assessment will be confirmed by
said Board.
The following is list of the supposed
owners names, description of the
property benefited and the amounts as
sessed against the same, to-wit:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Skidmore & Cassady's Addition to st.
c.s Paul.
Supposed owner and
Gotzian's Encouragement of Seigefs
Addition to st. Paul.

Leffman's Subdivision of Blocks Sc and
81 Lyman Dayton's Addition to st.
Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

ii. NJ. Ranney's Subdivision of Block
101, Lyman Dayton's Addition
to st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

All objections to said assessment must
be made in writing and filed with the
Clerk OF said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
II. l.. GORMAN, President.
Official: w. f. ERWIN,
21S-279 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Nelson's Addition to st. Paul.
SunnoSed owner and

All objections to said assessment must
be made in writing and filed with the
Clerk of said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
r. L. GORMAN. President.
Official: w. F. ERWIN.
27S-279 Clerk Board Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Sunnosed owner and

Loyd's Subdivision of Block 5, McLean's
Reservation, st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Palace Addition to St. Paul.
Supposed owner and

All objections to said assessment must
be made i'll writing anu filcti with the
Clerk of SAID Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
Il. l.. GURMAN, President.
Official: w. +. ERWIN,
27S-279 Clerk Board Of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Confirmation of Assessment for
Grading Earl Street

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 8, 1887. (
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

-. ~. 1ttiiiliCy D OtlDulN lSiOH Vi DiOCh
1Ol, Lyman DaytOn'S Addition
to st. Paul
Supposed owner and
description. Lot. Benefits
Edward II Milham Is S140 40
Mamie Nelson, My q
OF ...................1 G&17 SIS 81
Peter A Nelson. My 3 of
Sly g of 16&17 So 81
john Z Spaniel, Sly Is
OF. .16&17 SIS 81
Gotzian's Encouragement of Block 100,
Lyman Dayton's Addition to
st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
description. Lot. Block. Benefits
Edmund Twohy..... 100 S133 so
Kumli's Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
description. Lot Block. Benefits
I
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 8, 1887.
The assessment of benefits, costs and
expenses arising from grading Earl
street, from Beech street to Mound
street, in the city of st. Paul, Mime
sofa. having been completed by the
Board of Public Works in and for said
clty, said Board will meet at their office
IN said city, at p. m. on the 18th day of
Otctober. A. d. 1887. to hear objections
uI any to said assessment, at which
time and place, unless sufficient cause is
SHOWN to the contrary, said assessment
VIII be confirmed by said Board.
The following is list of the supposed
owners names, a description of the
property benefited and the amounts
assessed against the same, to-wit:
supposed owner and
description. Benefits.
C0rtlandt Parker. That piece of
land bounded northerly by
Beech street, Ely and SLY by
GotZian's Encouragement of
Selgel'S addition to st. Paul
and WHY by Earl street, being
III st. Paul, Minnesota . $179 80
GOtzian'S Encouragement of Seigel's
Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Terry's Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and -
description. Lot. Block. Benefit

All objections to said assessment
must be made in writing and filed with
the Clerk of said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
r. L. GORMAN. President.
Official W. F. Erwin,
27S-279 Clerk Board Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Confirmation of Assessment for
Construction of a Sswer on
Marshall Avenue.
OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, MIMI. Oct. 5, 1887. s

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS, I
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Minn.. Oct. 5, 1887.
The assessment of benefits, costs and
expenses arising from construction of a
sewer on Marshall avenue, from
st. Adams street to Miller
street, in the city of st. Paul,
Minnesota, having been completed
by the Board of Public Works in
and for SAID city, said Board will meet
at their Office in said city at p. m. on
the nth day of October, d. 1887, to hear
objections Gf any to said assessment, at
which time and place, unless sufficient
cause is shown to the contrary, said
assessment will be confirmed by said
Board.
The following is list of the supposed
owners names, description of the prop
erty benefited and the amount assessed
against the same, to-wit:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works, |
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, t. q, 1887. I
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Brazille and Roberts Addition to West
st. Paul.
Supposed owner and

All objections to said assessment
must be made in writing and filed with
the Clerk of said BOart at least one day
prior to said meeting.
Il. l.. GORMAN, President.
Official w. f. ERWIN.
27S279 Clerk Board of Public Works,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Confirmation of Assessment for
Constructing a Sewer on Lau-
rel Avenue.
OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works, |
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 8, 1887. J

I . 4
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 8, 1887. J
The assessment of benefits, costs and
expenses arising from the construction
of a sewer on Laurel avenue, from st.
Adams street to Miller street, in the
city of st. Paul, Minnesota, having
been completed by the Board of Public
Works in and for said city, said Board
will meet at their Office in said city at 2
p. m. on the 18th day of October, A. D.:
1887, to hear objections Gf any to said
assessment, at which time and place,
unless sufficient cause is shown to the
contrary, said assessment will be con-
tirmed by said Board.
The following is a listof the supposed
owners names, description OF the
property benefited and the amount as
SeSSed against the same, tO-wit:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Supposed owner and

All objections to said assessment
must be made in writing and filed with
the Clerk of the Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
R. L. GORMAN, President.
Official: W.F.ERwIN.
21S-279 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Chas Weide's subdivision of E'ly1s Of
block 81, Arlington Hills addition
to ST. Paul.
Nelson's Addition to st. Paul.

Nelson's Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
description. Lot Block. Benefits
A NJ Lawton, Sly
40 fl of. .13&l4 500 IS
Williams Encouragement of block Z
and part of block 1, Nelson's Adj
dition to St. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Confirmation of Assessment for
Grading Summit Avenue.
OFFICE BOARD OF PURLIc Works,
CITY OF ST.. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 3, 1887. !

NIT1 OF 81. PAUL, N1nn., OCT. 3, 1857. J
The assessment of benefits, costs and
expenses arising from grading Summit
avenue, from Dale street to Lexington
avenue, in the city of st. Paul, Mime
city, said Board will meet at their office
in said city at 2 p. m. on the nth day
of October, A. d. 1887, to hear Objec
tions Off any to said assessment, at
which time and place, unless sufficient
cause is shown to the contrary, said as
sessment will be confirmed by said
Board.
The following is a list of the sup
posed owners names, description of
the property benefited and the amounts
assessed against the same, to-wit:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Confirmation of Assessment for
Grading Mound S. rect

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Oct. 8, 1887.
The assessment of benefits, costs and
expenses arising from grading Mound
street, from Burns avenue to Hiawatha
street, in the city of st. Paul, Mime
sofa. having been completed by the
Board of Public Works in and for said
city, said Board will meet at their office
in said city, at 2 p. m. on the 18th day of
October, A. D. 1887, to hear objections
Gf any to said assessment, at which
time and place, unless sufficient cause
is shown to the contrary, said assess
owners names, a description of the
property benefited and the amounts as
sessed against the same, to-wit:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Days Subdivision of Lots 4, ), and Z,
Block so, Dayton Il Irvfne's Adj
dition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and

ALI objections to said assessment must
be made in writing and filed with the
Clerk of said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
RI. G0RMAN, President,
Official: w. f. ERWIN,
27S-279 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Scribner & Crittenden'S Subdivision of
s Sand Is, Smith & Lofts Out
Lots, st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
Edwin Deans Subdivision of Part of
Smith II Lofts Out Lots, st. Paul.

Supposed owner and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

All objections to said assessmentmust
be made in writing and filed with the
Clerk of said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
r. L. GORMAN. President.
Official: w. f. ERWIN,
27S-279 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Williams Encouragement of Block 5.
Nelson's Addition to st. Payl.
Supposed owner and
IpSprintioD

Nelson's Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
description. Lot. Block. Benefits
Mathew Reiger . ..13 2 s65 25
Weide's Reimbursement of Lots II to
"a, Block 2. Nelson's Addition
to st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

All objections to said assessment must
be made in writing and filed with the
Clerk OF said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
r. l.. GORMAN, President,
Ofiielal: w. T. ERWIN,
27S-279 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Bryant's Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
0oSarintiOD

Supposed owner and
description. Benefits
A Yoerg. That piece of land
bounded Northerly by Port
land avenue, Ely by block S,
Bryant's Addition to st. Paul,
Sly by Summit avenue, and
WHY by Victoria street, being
in St. Paul, Minnesota. 49,. sos so
John Wann's Subdivision of Block 81,
Summit Park Addition to st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Supposed owner and
Bryant's Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and

description. Benefits
E T Anderson. That piece of
land bounded Northerly by
Portland avenue, Ely by
block 4, Bryant's Addition to
st. Paul: SLY by Summit ave-
hue and WHY by block 5, Bry-
ants Addition to st. Paul,
being in st. Paul, Minnesota. sa11 IS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

W Godfrey's Subdivision of Block -
Lyman Uayton's Addition to st.
Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

Lucien Warmers Subdivision of Block
u, Lyman Dayton's Addition to st.
Paul.
Supposed owner and
description. Lot. Benefits
Warren IL Tuffnell. 80. Sl35 IL
E M Hamilton. ......3 135 IS
ScOtten'S Subdivision of Block II.
Lyman Daytoh's Addition to st.
Paul.
Supposed owner and
description. Lot. Benefits
Fred Scotch. S1S5 13
Caroline S Thorn. ...3 80 135 13
Fl F Schwabe's Addition to st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Arlington Hills Addition to St. Paul
SuDpOsed owner and

Chas. Weide's Subdivision of West Half
OF Block 81, Arlington Hills Adj
ditiOn to ST. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

All objections to said assessment
must be made in writing and filed with
the Clerk of said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
r. l.. GORMAN, President.
official: w. F. ERWIN,
2fS-2f9 Clerk Board Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05

w. A. Dana's Encouragement of Lots
to II and II, Block ., Skidmore
d Cassady's Addition to
st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Supposed owner and

description. beHeHtS
Philip Potts. Commencing at
southwest corner of lot Z,
block 20, Terry'S addition to
ST. Paul; thence Ely "A feet;
thence NW'ly towards a point
OIL SE'ly line of Seventh
street IL fit SW'ly from NE'ly
) corner of lot 8, said block; to
the WHY line of said lot Z;
thence Sly to beginning. 49,. 81 Ga
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-10-05
Subdivision of Block 2S, Arlington Hills
Addition to St. Paul.
Supposed owner and

Munger'S Subdivision of Block SO, Ar
lingtOn Hills Addition to st. Paul.
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17

tE-An freights except ore concentrates are of the first class.
 LAWRENCE RUSSELL.
 President.
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17
An Eastern Opinion.

The Memphis Appeal discussing the Indian question of Arizona and the patience of the settlers of the
 Territory utters these cheerful words: "Our sympathies go out to these people who are the victims of bad policy of mistaken elem ency based on treaty rights, where no treaty should ever have been made. The Apaches should be removed to the far north, and their tribal power be broken, beyond resuscltation. Since the Conan ches were swept out of existence, they have been the terror of the plains, and later of the country laying along the Rio Grande, with which they are thoroughly familiar.
 They cross mountains and des- erts with an ease and facility that astonish the white man, and when they take the road easily defy the vigilance and authority of regular troops. They have no respect for a treaty only so long as they are having their sick cured, and can recuperate and make plans for a foray in comfortable reservation like that of San Carlos. When they get ready they leave and be- gin their work of butchering, some times at the very gate of the res ervation. To barley with such brutes is to trife with the settlers and jeopardize their lives and property. This should not be per mitted day longer. The people of Arizona who have suffered so long at their hands, should have prompt attention pad to their very reasonable prayer for the breaking up of the San Carlos agency and the transfer of the Apaches to a point a thousand miles away from the scenes of their bloody exploits of theft and murder"
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17

and went to sleep after going about a half mile, as he was. worn out with night herding, and when morning dawned there he was sit tingiastride of that cayuse, the animal standing in a COW trail and humping it's back up and down to keep up the motion of loping, and Buck Taylor fast asleep. He did not watch his horse.
 In regard to falls he is right, but here falls do not count. I have noticed that the ground generally catches man who falls.
 Your correspondent says that a person should after riding take a shower bath, rubbing down and change of flannels. When night overtakes us away from a ranch we usually adopt this formula, unsad- dle, picket our horses, build up a sagebrush fire, scratch our backs against cottonwood tree, if there is one handy, roll ourselves up in our saddle blankets, providing they are not wet from the horses perspiring, and go to sleep. We find it very refreshing. We gen. orally take off our spurs if two are sleeping together, because some fellows kick like bay steers at man going to bed with his spurs on. If I was addicted to the trick of coloring things I could write you d whole lot more. but I guess I will quit at this. So long.
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17

The clerk of a hotel in Ply mouth, Mass, feels as though he had turned somersault, and his head buzzes as if it contained a hive of bees. Itappears as though a party of travellers recently stop ped there and registered as fol- lows: Mrs. A. P. w.. and grand son, grandson's aunt, aunt's sister, sisters brother-inlaw, brother-in- laws daughter, daughters aunt, aunt's sister, sisters brother and brothers wife Arlington"
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17

In Algeria there is a small stream which the chemistry of nature has converted into true ink. It is formed by the union of two rivulets, one of which is impreg- mated with iron, while the other, meandering through peat marsh, imbibes gallic acid, another in- gredient in the formation of ink. Letters and other manuscript mat ters are satisfactorily written with this singular natural compound of iron and gallic acid.
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17

Here is story of a Boston boy from the Boston Transcript : Tommy's mother has had ter rible time teaching hlm to remem-- Der always to say if you please at the table. His memory is lamen-- table bad. The other day this ia.i- alogue took place at the breakfast tables Tommy-'Mamma, pass me the butter Mamma-'If what, Tommy?' Tommy-'If you caa reach itr''
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
Territorial.

Territorial. tiovernor-C. Meyer Zulick, Prescott. Secretary-Jas. A. Bayard. Prescott. Treasurer-C. B. Foster. Prescott. Superintendent of Public Instruction-C. N. Strauss, Tucson. Auditor-H. T. Andrews, Prescott Commissioner of Immigration -C. H. King. Phoenix.
 Supreme Court-J. II. Wright, Chief Justice; Prescott; W. "; Porter Asso- Associate Justice. Tucson U. $. District Attorney-Owen T. Rouse, Tucson.
 U. S. Marshal-W. K. Meade, Tucson. Surveyor General-J. Hise. Tucson. U. s. Internal Revenue Collector-J. J. Devine. Tucson.
 Delegate to Cougress-MarIx A. Smith, Tombstone.
 Judge of First Judicial District-Wm. II. Judge of Second Judicial District-w. W. Judge of Third Judicial District-J. H. Wright. Prescott.
 Graham County.
 PROBATE JUDGE J.T FIrzGERALD....... .SolomOnville
 CLERK PROBATE COURT. FRED. M. NEWELL, .Solomonvilc
 SHERIFF. E NJ. CRAWFORD. D.-..........S SolOmOnvllle Deputies-w. C. w. Smith, Solomonville.
 RECORDER. P. MIcHELESA, .Solomonville
 TREASURER. Deputy"F. Nj. Newell, Solomonvilie. HUH
 DISTRICT ATTORNEY. F. J. BoLAS .Solomonville
 PUBLIC ADMINISTRATOR ID. H. MISG--.- -.-..... Thomas
 CORONER. DR. J. II. L,eY, Clifton
 SURVEYOR. J. II. MARTINEAU, ....---...--.-.-..--... Pima
 BOARD OF SUPERVISORS. II. C. BOoS, Duncan WM. WHALEN, ....................Ar .Arivaipa pYRUM WEIGH. H....................-.... Pima f, NIcHILESs. Clerk ...s. Solomonville
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17

Children between five and twelve years of age half fare.
 s-iOn pounds baggage carried free with each full fare, and 50 pounds with each half fare ticket.
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17
Arizona sS New Mexico R. K. Time
GOING SOUTH
PASSENGER RATES

Trains run daily, Sundays excepted.
 Passenger and freight rates on the Arizona S New Mexico Railway from April lst 1887.
The Clifton clarion., 1887-08-17
AGENTS
Clifton f'ostomce.

Regular hours from 7:31 a. m. to ESQ p. m. Registration from e:30 a. m. to D. m. Money Order hours, 9:30 a. m. to 3 D. m. Sundays, office open from II 2. m. to F m. Mail departs for SolomOnville Tuesdays, Saturdays. Mail closes goo D. m.
 Mail for Morenci closes at 6:30 a. n. No foreign or mutilated money will be received for stamps. box rent or postal orders. Parties calling for mail matter other than that which is addressed to themselves must present an order for delivery.
 A. C. REARDoS, P. M.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-01-06
PlTH AND POINT.

-Terrapin, canvasback duck, and
brook trout, chopped fine. with plenty
of seasoning. make a very nice hash.
Cut this out and paste it on your land
lady.-Puck.
-Jakey-Fader, dere's a fly in der
soup. Mr. Cohn-Vell, eat all but der
fly before you show it to der waiter; den
you can get some more.-Ranabler.
1t costs twelve dollars night to
illuminate Liberty Enlightening the
World This is another evidence OF
how costly it is to make a woman look
attractive.-M Y Graphic.
-'Smile when you cam" MARBLES a
new-fiedged poet. We can do that easy
enough, but what we are anxious to
know is how fellow is going to smile
when he can't Warren (Pa.) Mirror.
Holding a skein of yarn for young
lady is universally considered one of the
lightest and pleasantest of occupations,
but ''holding yarn" for a fellow sister
gets awful tiresome.
-Anastasia (about to be marrieD:
"Ned. see if this reads all right for the
invitations: Your presence is re-
quested - Devoted brother:
''Stop there, sis! 1t ism t grammatical.
You mean: Your presents are re-
quested. ~. Y. Independent.
-Thirty-two hundred babies are born
in the United States every day, but a
man never thinks of the other thirty
one hundred and ninety-nine when he
is confined in railroad car with
cherub that wants to see if it is possible
to howl louder than the engine can
whistle. Boston Budget.
ooh, my dear, generous husband"
murmurs the fond wife. How grand
you are! l only wish I could be you for
Just one day "Why, dearest?' asks
the unsuspecting man. because then
l would buy new bonnet for my low
ing little wife, replies the designing
creature.-N. Y. Ledger.
First Omaha man-Have any sue
cess on your hunting expedition?
Second Omaha man-Yes, consider
ing the weather, did admirably. By
the way, you remember Simpkins, the
poet; he lives near where | was and l
called on him. "Well! Well! Did he
read any of his poetry" 80 no! had
my gun along '-Onaaha World.
-''Dere am tree t'ings," says Uncle
Ned, (Which cherry young pusson mus
keep in mind good, an dem tree things
am desc: De wise man an de fool doan
quarrel, but two fools Or two wise men
KANT get along SO well. De man what
marries a 'oman ease she's got more
sense den he has is neber allowed ter
lose sight O dat fack. De chile dat too
soon shows signs of smartness doan
turn out ter be de smartest man" -
Toledo Blade.