New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-07-06
THE TALK OF THE Day.

That cultured Mugwump, "The Waterbury Amerf-
can" gracefully says: We do not believe there are
many American citizens churish as not to rejoice
at Mr.. Blaines successes abroad All of us like him
personally and recognize his social and intellectual
powers and graces 1t Is a satisfaction to have the
country represented abroad by agreeable private
citizen. May he have good time as his best
friends could wish for him and return to his native
land as true Americans do, better satisfied than
with II, and determined as all true Americans
are, to make it better satisfied with him."
very strange thing happened at a girshi school
commencement few days ago. Ten essays were read
and not single one was entitled "True Woman
hood" This occurred before, and upon looking
for explanation 1t was discovered that the young
lady who had se.ected this subject for her essay was
detained at homo by illness.
A man eighty-three years of age has just been
liberated from the gaeys in Italy after having ser'de
out a term Of fifty-seven years. His crime was
homicide.
Been Promoted-A man sat by circus tent smok-
Ing a pipe turned upside down when a stranger ap-
preached him aud sand
Are you connected with the shown
"Oi beS that, sor."
a. Are you doing well y
"Yls, sor; very well. OF ave bin promoted sor'
How were you promotedT =.
"oi ave bin down on all fours, wrapped about
dggn' by gena. an Oh had to howl iviy fove mnItes
sof but since promotion Oi've got up on me hind
Nest department eighteen years chief ov scouts the
killer tree million boofaloes, ten tousand Inluns
an two 'undred white men, yer honor F-(Dakota
Bell.
short time ago a Dasuto of South Africa, while
ploughing up what used to be the camp of the Cape
Mounted Rifles at Morosi's Mountain, found bottle
of French brandy which had been buried and forgot
ten by some -provdent trooper. 1t Is needless
add that the Basuto promptly drank the contents
OF tho bottle and with faith that Is almost sublime
In hurf ths hott i'm a
the hope Of getting crop Of full bottles next year.
The Common Council Of Cleveland. Ohio. propose
TO have only sober employed In the public
Institutions. To insure this they have asked tho
woman's Christian Temperance Union TO name two
women who shall act janitor and matron at tho
Central Police Station.
Tho "Jinrikisha" Of Japan, which began IS q cano
seated chair with shafts, has by the gradual pro-
cess Of evolution become q neat, comfortable and
thoroughly national vehicle There are about
10000 Of them used in Japan, of which $4,000 are
found In Toxic alone
AN ORPHAN BORN.
am a lone unfathered chick
OF artificial hstching:
pilgrim In a desert wild,
by happier mOthercd chicks reviled,
From all relationships exiled,
To do my own lone Matching.
Fair Science smiled upon my birth
One and gusty morning,
And the sounds OF barry ard miren
am alone In all the earth
An orphan without borpfng.
Sock my mother' would find
thing brass hided man designed
with steamppe arteries intermlned,
patent incubator.
IL wearios mo 10 think you see
Death would be better rather
Should children e'er be born to me,
BY fatcs most pltilcss decree,
Ny little ones alas would be
With never grandfather.
And when to earth bid ad,eu,
To seek a greater,
VIII not do rs others do,
Who go 10 join the ancestral crew,
For will just be gathered to
My incubator
-(R. J. Buriette In Brooklyn Eagle
At Winchester Cathedral the other day the recep-
tacle containing the heart Of Bishop Nicholas Of Ely,
i27s was un"arthed In a block of stone protected
by plato OF lead and upper slab of gray marble,
was found tho case containing tho heart. Tho case,
which was presumed to be VI pewter, sewn up in
a napkin OF silk or damask. The vessel not
covered and carefully re-inerrcd after drawings
had been taken. Bishop Nicholas OF Fly Lord
Chancellor Lord High Of England before
ho became Bishop Of Winchester.
The people OF Beaver Canon, Idaho had pictu-
rescue celebration of tho Fourth. John Hancock
read the Declaration Of independence and Henry Clay
delivered the Grafton. In the procession the States
represented by thirtyeght young In white
Mother Hubbards, mounted on black horses. One
hundred woodchoppers marched four abreast carrying
their axes, and the city fathers rode In a big lum-
her wagon drawn by twelve yoke Of rcd driven by
the Goddess Of Liberty. In tho evening
exhibition Of fireworks with savage dance obligato
performed by 100 shoshone and Bannock Indians.
A New Ant-Poverty socety.-Omaha Philosopher
want to Join anti-povcrty society
Anarchstic CitZen-Bcen waitin' to Join the anti
poverty society since heard OF It, but ant
got the al.
Don't cost a cent All you have to do Ia to sign
your to this paper"
Murray Gimme the pap r. What does IL ssyr
ats temperance ple'go"-tOmaha World