Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1887-05-15
Odds aud Ends.

Good brains are often kept in 9 poor-
looking vessel
Always open to inpeschment-The
Delaware crop.
What is the oldest woman's club p
The broom stick.
One can always take pains by eating
green cucumbers.
The man who lends his influence
rarely gets ii back.
II is a paradox that of all shoes felt
shoe is the least felt.
The New Englander is the pumpkin
pioneer Of the world.
The melancholy woman is the one
without new parssol.
Deeds done in the hesh-those
drawn up on parchment.
ut is the little things that tell" es-
pecislly the little brothers.
A burglar generally make his home
run after he reaches the pla...
Advice to a dressmsker Be sure
you're right, then gore ahead.
The following colleges on the frat Of
last December reported over a thou
sand students: Harvard, 1880; Column
bia, l,4s9; University OF Michigan,
LAS; Oberlin, 1902; Yale. l,ISi;
Northwestern, LOO; University OF
Pennsylvania, 1909.
"0f the ripe age of ls'' is what an
esteemed Springfield, ILL.,, paper says
of beautiful and accomplished
maiden. This ought to be pleasant
reading for the unfortunate females
who have entered upon the sere and
senile years of 10 and 20.
II there is one thing more than an
other that Brooklyn prides itself on it
is courtesy to strangers. Yet In GER
tain portions OF Brooklyn a stranger
that would depend on the names on
the gas lamps for guides might rs well
rush into labyrinth of the ages gone.
A storm-driven partridge took refuge
on an apple tIee just outside the win
dow OF sick woman in Unity, Me-,
and the tender. hearted invalid saw the
tired bird and sent the hired msn to
shoot it. She said ths: she bad been
wishing tor bit Of bird for ever so
long.
Caroline Patterson, widow OF q Se-
neca Indian who acted as spy and
scout during the war Of 1912 is dead
Her husband served under captain
Blscksuake and with his ,wife was
present at the burning Of Buffalo dur.
ing that war. She was niue-two
years old.
There are three classes of people in
the world. The fret learn from their
own experience-these are the wise;
the second learn from the experience
Of others-these are the happy; the
third neither learn from their own ex-
perience nor the experience OF others
These are the fools.
The wife ois Nyack, y. ", man
one night recently had her liege lord
up and around the house to find lini-
ment for cold which had settled in
her neck. The neck was duly bathed,
and the wife was greatly relieved.
Next morning it was found hair re-
storer had been used by mistake.
Intelligence from the Holy land iu-
forms us that in Jerusalem, in the
streets once trod 10y King David, may
be heard the shrill whistle OF the
steam engine. The city has in the
last twenty five years, doubled its
, number of buildings and in other re-
} spects keeps pace wit 1 the great cities
, of the modern world.
An old lady living on Seventh
: street, San Francisco, was recently ar
! rested for insanity because she earn.
estly sverred that she was pursed by n
hsbeas corpus. IL Is a deucedly disa-
greeable thing to be pursued by. Ifs
fellow lie rich 1t will pursue him as
long ss he has u dollar, and hunt him
; out of every Jail in the United States.
Achmed ben Amsr, the Algerian
lion slayer, has reached the goal OF his
ambition, having killed more than
200 lions, in return for which he has
(; received the order of the Legion ot
I Houor. The price paid for each lion
I by the government 10 one hundred
! Francs. IL is estimated that a lion
, kills every year cattle worth 5000,
|. and AS each lion slain by Amar might
: have lived ten years longer, IL is esti.
+. mated that he saved bis country sew
eral million dollars.
Mme. Minnie Hauk lately appeared
In Carmen" in Amsterdam, the.local
performers singing Dutch words to
: the prima donna's Italian. Once or
twice, however, one Of the artists.
Desforsez by name, addressed Mime.
Hauk In italian. Nine. HAuk await
ed her opportunity, and when Defor-
sez sang out, Carmen II tame" he
was considerably astonished at the
sorapno's very musical answer. dot