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The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

Grow a crop of peas in the old or
chard and let the pigs harvest it. Sow
early, 2 bushels per acre, with 400
pounds of good fertilizer. Good for
the peas, better for the pigs and best
for the orchard.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

HE carbohydrates Jones, do
you ever put your hair up in curl
papersi'
She (indignantly)-"No, sirl neverl'i
He (tenderly)-"Miss Jones, win you
marry me3"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

n y y y Delicate diseases Of either sex,
however induced, speedily and permanent
ly cured. Book 10 centsin stamps. Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

when Baby was siek, We gave her castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
Whsn she. became Miss, she chung TO CAstoriA,
When abe had Children, she gave them CAstoria
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

AESTHETIC CRITIC Cat the club, after
the theaterl: "Can you imagine any
thing more utterly solemn than the
denouement in Romeo and JulietF'
Two lovers both dying In the same
vault What fate more weirdly
tragic could"
Cynical Old Bachelor (who has evil
IDENTIFY never read the playl: "Um.
Is no knowing. The author might "a
married 'em.n
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

DoUGHNUTs.-One cup Of sugar,
one cup of sou milk, sweetened with
soda, three eggs, spice; mix soft. Roll
and cut in rings and fry in boiling fat.
Dip each one in powdered sugar Imme-
distely on taking from the fat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

A SUNDAY-sCHooL teacher asked a
little girl of her class il she had been
baptized.
eyes," said the little girl; 'two
times"
"Two timesp Why, how could that
bep"
ut didn't take the first time" said
the little girl.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18
AHorse KNOW what's What.

1t is said the race-horses in the East get
to love Moxie as bad as the women, and
drink it with the greatest avidity: Inc
cattle prefer it to anything else where II
grows. 1t is now estimated that haiI
the moderate drinkers and inebriates or
New England are drinking only Moxie
Nerve Food. If SO, God be praised. 1.
did not come any too soon. Its sale is said
to exceed anything ever put upon the
market. The age of swilling drugs and
stimulants is getting a set back by d eS,
tract of the little fodder plant ',Moxle,
which now seems to be coming the next
to the family physician.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

GINGER CooKIEs.-One-half cup
each of sugar, butter, water and mo-
lasses, n egg, n t~easpoonful Of soda
stirred in the molasses. one tablespoon
full of ginger. MIX smooth with
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

There is no need of being imposed on If
you will insist on having the Frazer Brand
Of Axle Grease One greasing will last
two weeks
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

FIRST GIRL-"So you saw the Ger
man Crown Princess and her daughters
while in Europep"
Second Girl-"Yes; but l never
would have known who they were II l
hadn't been told. Why, they hadn't a
thing on fit to be seen-just common,
plain, everyday sort Of dresses you
know"
do the laws require thatS"
81 suppose So" :,
sit must be horrid to be a Princess. !"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

CooKIEs.-Two teacups of sugar,
three-quarters Of a cup Of bdtter, one
cup Of sour milk, sweetened with soda,
nutmeg; roll thin; bake brown.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

To thoroughly cure ~scrofula, II Il necessary to
strike directly at the root Of the evil. This is ex-
actly what Hoods Sarsaparilla does, by acting
upon the blood, thoroughly cleansing 1t Of all i'm
purities, and leaving not even a faint OF ~scrofula
In the vital nuid.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

Real merit of any kind cannot long
be concealed. 1t will be discovered,
nothing can depreciate 1t but q mans
exhibiting it himself. 1t may not al
ways be rewarded as it ought, but it
will always be known.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18
Frazer Axle Grease.

To measure the enjoyment of others
by your own.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

He is rich whose income is more than
his expenses, and he is poor whose ex-
penses exceeds his income.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18
To believe only what our finite minds
can grasp.

Nothing Ike Cann's kIdney cure for Dropsy,
Gravel, Bright's, Heart, Urinaryo or Liver Diseases,
Nervousness, &C. Cure guaranteed once, s3l
Try il
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

ROYAL Hue mends anythingl Broken Chi
na. Glass, Wood. Free Walls at Drugs s Gro.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

"YEs," said the old man sadly. as he
placed $45.32 in his landlords open
palm. 81 am called a parent because !
do whatS" queried the landlord.
"Pay rent" sighed the tenant
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

FITS: All Fits stopped free. Treatise and 81 trlal
bottleof DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer, free ID
Fiicases SendtoD d.. Kline $751; Arch ST Phila Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

Not to make allowance for the in
irmities of other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

He who has not a good memory
should never take upon himself the
trade of lying.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

To look for perfection In our own
actions.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

To introduce them we give away 1000 Self
operating Washing Machines No labor or wash
board. Best In the world II you want one,
write The National Co, "a Dey ST., New York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh Is agreeable
to usa 1t is not . liquid or q smut 6oc.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

No pleasure is comparable to the
standing upon the vantage ground of
truth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

To expect to be able to understand
everything.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18
a wonderfuI Machine ana onsr.

To look for judgement and expert
ence in youth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

Any fool a begin to talk, but 1t is
a wise Ia who knows just where to
stop.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

like DR.: Pierce's, Favorite Prescription, directed TO the cause won
distressing symptoms, and insttuting comfort instead Of prolonge
r T-...- Mrs. Z. F. MORGAN, of No. II Lexington 81,
* PHfNthANS 4 East Boston, Moss, says; Five years ago L
~ ntS was a dreadful sufferer from uterine troubles.
kkUEU- Having exhausted the skill of three ply
6tcians. L was completely discouraged, and so
weak / could with difficulty cross the room
alone. I began taking DR.. Pierce's Fayorhe Prescription, and
using the local treatment recommended in his Common Sense
Medical Adviser 1 commenced to improve at once. In three
months / was perfectly cured, and have had no trouble since. 1
wrote q letter to my family paper, briefly mentioning how my
health had been restored, and offering TO send the full particulars
to any one writing me for them, aud enclosing O stdnped-en-
veope for reply. I have received over four hundred letters.
In reply, / have described my case and the treatment used,
and have earnestly advised them to do likewise From a great
had commenced. the, use of .Favortte Prescription, had sent the
Sl50 required for the Medical Adviser and had applied the
local treatment so fully and plainly laid down therein, end were
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

To endeavor to mold all dispositions
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

WORLDS DHsPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. No.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18

have entirely removed the disease, thereby dispellng all those
misery.
L~-- A Marvellous Cure--Mrs. @. F. spRAGuE,
~ female weakness, leucorrhea and falling or the
[I0GT0HS. womb for seven years SO, so l had t to Keep my bed ed
- army Of different physicians, and spent large snns
persuaded me to try. your medicines, which was loath to do,
because 1 was prejudiced against them,, and the doctors SAD
they would do me no good. L finally told my husband that If
he would get me some of your medicines, 1 would try them
against the advice of my physician. He got me six bottles of the
'Favorite Prescription, also six bottles of the Discovery, for
ten dollars. [ took three bottles of Discovery and four OF
'Favorite Prescription and 1 have been a sound woman for four
wears. / then gave the balance of the medicine to my sister, who
was troubled In the same way, and she cured herself in a short
time. l have not bad to take any medicine now for almost
four years"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-06-18
$500
THROWN away.
TREATING THE WRONG DISEASE.

a@@ way they All present aiReto GsmSVsm and then easy og and indifferent orr vrhny doctor separate
TRw which he prsnbs his pmsa d %Mns assuming hem oh such whLnr reality hey are all only Wpt
womb disorder The physician Ignorant Of tn cause of suffering encourages his practice until mg mMM m
Rasq BsPS @%SSIf @@%s@eP Fs@SEE0 S@ d&m@ T%a &s 9Ss@ &S5T9 I AVE %ay%% %@%d the d%% thereby
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
Tanu Township.

Correspondents of the RECORD.
The settlers of 1916 "a few miles south
Of WilllamsporD assembled few nights
ago and named this settlement "Tana."
We have been going so long without a
name that now we would Illks>to be recog-
nzed in the RECORD. IL. Mrs. J. b.
Brock left recently tor Stamfo rd, Conn,
on visit TO her parents. Mr.. ]. G.
Bentley has finished hauling his wsed,
and is now prepared to sit by the fire this
winter and soak up heat during the long
evenings chat is, if we have any winter.
...S% Billy Baxter has finished work for
Mr.. Bentley and departed on winter 8
visit to the states. Charley Graham
is attending school at Bismarck, where he
will remain until spring. l-:.Mss Katie
Corcoran is improving rapidly, and we
hope she will soon be able to be in society
again, for we miss her greatly -. Messrs
Bentley and Graham have begun hauling
their hay from Goose Lake. z<:Mr. Fred
Cotton has gone on visit to Iowa.
a..-. Nor OFTEN,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT,

. In order to induce those of cur SUBJ
scribers who are in arrears to pay up
promptly. and as an inducement to new
subscribers, we make the following offer,
which takes the place of previous club
bing arrangements To every old sub
scriber who will pay up his Indebtedness
and one year in advance we will give one
years subscription to the North Dakota
Farmer, free. To every new subscriber
who will pay one years subscription in
advance we will send the North Dakota
Farmer for one year, free. The NORTH
Dakota Farmer is handsome twenty
four page monthly, published at James
town, and is undoubtedly the best agri.
cultural journal in the Northwest. The
subscription price is 81 per year. Settle
ments may be made with Mr.. E. T. Her.
rick, at his Office, or by addressing the
RECORD.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
Let Your Neighborhood s.show

Residents in the various parts of the
county should not fail to send items Of in-
tercst to the RECORD because we have a
regular correspondent IN their neiglbor-
hood There may be several distinct set
Elements tributary to one postol1ice, and
a single correspondent cannot gather the
news from all Besides, there is no obs
lection to having more than one CORE
spondent IN ueighborhood. Ii two cor
respondents light on" the same item, or
if it has been previously published, we
can "kI'' the repeated Item in one letter
and print the balance. Don't fail to
write because your manuscript lacks the
neatncss of a Chesterfield or the fluent
dction Of Macaulay. Just grind out
the neighborhood news in your own way;
don't monkey with the skeleton IN your
neighbours closet; dot your is, cross your
is, write proper names plainly, and send
in your letter. If necessary, the editor
will touch it up into newspaper En-
gllsh." Write Don't let the light of
your neighborllood shine under bushel.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
FnctS-NOt SWind.,,

Dawson Breeze: Eastern people who
contemplate coming to Dakota should
bear Ill mind the following facts--and
they are facts, not wind :" 1. There are
but 20, 900, 600 acres Of government land
in the territory open to settlement Of
such land this (the Bismarck) district has
$500 900 acres. 2. The land in the Hu.
ron, Watertown, Mitchell aud Yankton
districts Is substantially gone. At some
time, OF course, portion of the reserva-
tions set aside for the Indians will be
open for general settlement; but at the
present only 20, 600, 900 acres comprise the
available land for settlers in the territory
of Dakota. 3. At moderate rate of SET
tlement this land will be gone within the
next three years, and the best of it within
the next fifteen months. If you want
any of it take 1t quick.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
READ THIS.

We have made out and sent bills to
those who owe the RECORD. Some of
these are for the current year, and are
addressed to those who are always ready
and willing to pay for their home paper
as they pay for outside papers-in ad-
vance. Some Of the bills sent out cover
subscriptions for two and even threa
years. Each amount is small, but the tos
tai is goodsized sum. In 1885 the crop
was short one, and the publisher made
up his mind that no subscriber should
have his copy of the paper discontinued
at least until the next harvest. We made
out no bills we dunned nobody. This
year there has been fair crop of every
thing. The grain was harvested, and
much of 1t has been marketed. Still there
are quite number of our subscribers
who have neither said word nor written
line to us regarding the settlement of
even part of their Indebtedness. This
is not fair. Type, paper, ink and other
materials are not furnished by the terri
tory; there is no printers supply house ~
the Northwest that throws open its doors
and tells the country publisher to help
himself on "jawbone" account; there Is
no place where he may steal his material.
Everything must be paid for in cash.
Then how is he to succeed in publishing
good paper-one that will keep pace
with the county and grow as it grows
unless his subscribers pay up? Ii you
can't send the full amount, send por
ton. We have earned it, and we need it
You can pay it to Mr.. Herrlck for US, OF
send it by mail. Uncle Sans post will
carry two silver dollars and letter for
cents; 2 cents will Carry letter and 81
in bills.
We have made arrangements to cluL
with the best agricultural journal in til,
Nerthwest-the North Dakota Farmer, OF
jamestown. The price of the Farmer il
81 /; yet we will furnish it free to thos,
who will settle their accounts and pay
for the RECORD Gas they do for outside
papers) a year in advance.
| Just think this matter over and let u
hear from you.
y
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
- PER YEAR, IN ADVANCE.

corn grows" The first step I made in
Bois D. Arc went into the mud up to my
arm pits. 1t has been raining here for
SIX days and nights. The result is much
mud and sickness. found my parents
in good health. but quite number of
friends that | expected to meet have
passed away. will say here that would
not give my little ranch in Dakota for the
best of the farms here. You are sure to
see me in Williamsport next spring. l
will bring team, and possibly little
girl to cook for INC. How does that
strike you? Wishing the RECORD long
and prosperous life, and asking Its editor
to still let 1t drip in Bois Dare, remain
yours, w. B. CAMPBELL.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
The Party.

A<The dance at Williamsport schoolhouse
last Friday evening was a decided sue
cess. 1t was one of the most numerously
attended ever held in this neighborhood.
People generally seemed to have settled
in the resolve that this particular party
should be we'll attended. Delegations
were present from Danbury and from
Cherry Grove, Upward of fifty people
were there. Frank Smith and Charlie
Kilborn did the music act. Supper was
served by the ladies, large number of
whom were. present, Dancing was kept
up until daylight-not from choice, of
course (oh, no)--but to keep from losing
the trail on the way home. Everybody
dance" seemed TO be the watchword of
the night, and, literally speaking, very
few failed to "get there with both feet"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
Binding Hay.

A farmer in Lyon county, Mimi, has
tried the experiment Of cutting hay with
harvester and binding it like grain. He
can draw or otherwise handle this bun
died hay without loss in heavy wind IN
summer or winter. Besides, he can cut
hay much faster with harvester, and
the bundles can be shocked as fast as cut,
and are not materially injured by rain in
bad having weather. The hay is not SO
much burned in the sun and bleacbed in
the dew as when cured in the usual way.
The cost Of twine for binding it is about
ten cents ton, and the farmer who has a
harvester can get his hay without a
mower or horse rake, which saves con-
siderable investment in machinery that
soon wears out.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16

Oscar Ii. Will, the Bismarck Scotsman,
is now busy preparing his new catalogue
of NORTHWESTERN GRowN SEEDS, and
will have it ready for distribution about
January l, 1888. All parties who did not
receive copy of last years catalogue
should send their address at once. The
new catalogue will contain many valu-
able specIaltles, as well as u general list
of standard sorts. Mr.. Will was awarded
FIRST PREMIUM for the largest and best
display of SEEDS ut the Territorial Fair
at Grand Forks in September last
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
of 4 benevolent z
the Rev. G. p. Williams
DaAbury.
ldence of the RECORD:
DahburY.

Correspondence of the RECORD
tst<Mr. L.. S. Chapman has moved down to
the river to spend the winter, and Mr.. L.
Kokcr will move soon. ". Mcssrs. D. L.
and G. G. Chapman, l.. Koker and G. A.
Procunler came up from Camp Koker to.
day with two four horse loads of wood.
Mr.. Frank Smith, Of Glencoe, will move
down to the camp this week. -. Mrs. w.
D. Procunier will live with her parents
this winter. "A weasel monkeyed with
the Kokcr hcn-roost the ether night, and
the blacksmith lost Two turkeys and seven
chickens thereby. The weasel escaped
...... Little Lawrence Procunier had his
ankle quite badly scaldcd with hot water
recently Your correspondent was ont
of those who attended the dance at Will
Transport last Friday night and it was
good one. SWEET CORN ON THE Coz.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
Notice to Wood Choppers and Hnulcr.

Notice is hereby given that all persons
cutting or hauling away wood from our
claims Is. hf. H. W. or. and S. Inf. IL. e. or
of sec. 81, t. 1885, I. 78. belonging to
Aloes Sutor, and the II. hf. II. C. or. and
n lf. IL, W. ar Of sec. 81, t. 135, T.. Is, be-
longing to Paul Sutor), Emmons County,
OAK, will be prosecuted without further
notice. PAUL SUTOR.
E. IT, Herrick, Atty. ALoEs SuToR.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
Northmen in America.

Statistics show that there is in America
one Norwegian for every three in Nor
way, one Swede for every five IN Sweden,
and one Dane for every eight in Dem
mark The total population of these
three natlonalities in the United States is
about 1900, 900.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
DONATING THE PROFITS! J!

1t seldom that Clothing donating
make their customers believe Butiti thing
actually They
true facts known they getting round profit We
claimed selling
amount sold the weeks satisfied make
nothing
Tie old
figures
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
U. S. Laws Regarding Newspaper.

U. S. Laws Regarding Newspapers.
If subscribers order the discontinuauce
of newspapers sent through posto1ficn,
tile publishers may continue them until
all arrearages are paid, and collect there
for. If subscribers refuse or neglect tu
take their newspapers from the postof1ict
to which they are sent, they are held re-
spensible until they have paid their bills
and ordered them discontinued. If sub
scribers move to other places without in
forming the publishers, and the news.
papers are sent to their former direction,
they are responsible.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
NOTICE.

desire to state that have coal for sale
at my mino, four and half miles south
west of Williamsport.
Respectfully, S. Il. BRINDLE.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
wading in the mud.

Bo1s D'ARc, Mo, Dec. 6, 1887.
To the Editor of tho RECORD:
AS you will see from the date of this
letter, have drifted down where the
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16

The Record and the North Dakota
Farmss one year for 81 in advance.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
WincheSIer.
Nor OFTEN

Correspondence of the RECORD:
Messrs. NJ. M. Wilson and w. 9. Ken
nedy were 3 among recent visitors to Bis
marck. .as. Joseph Fuller and Richard
Hcrholz are working for G. H. Bumstead.
George Cookies gun has arrived,
and we may now look for a dearth of
deer and antelope. George expresses HIM
self as well pleased with Dakota, and he
may locate here. 800. .Beets and butter
milk are all the rage among South Side
bachelors. .... There is a favorable out
look for an open winter, which gladdens
the heart of every one whose hay crop
was light. e. Mr.. B. F. Burge killed a
porker that dressed 1926 pounds without
the head. A son of the Rev. Mr..
Garry, of Hoskins, has arrived, and he
informs us that his father will be here in
short time. JAY-EYE-SEE.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16

Correspondence of the RECORD.
rs. D. Cummins, who recently departed
for Minnesota, will remain there until
spring, and it is said that he will bring a
housekeeper back with him. Good for
Sam. -: Messrs. Mahaney and Pagel
are looking for their well-auger to arrive
any day, when they will go into the we'll
business. We all hope they will bs sue
cessful in getting good water and plenty
of it. /" "A. j. Honstaln has the hay for
his stock all housed. He is we'll prepared
for winter. i. Michael Mahaney butch
cred two fine hogs the other day. They
dressed in the neighborhood Of 800 pounds
apiece. ..... MI. Cumnins purchased a
fine pony of our village blacksmith. ......
Frank Horan has moved to The river,
where he and Robert Mckay will tear
down timber this winter. Frank says
that if he can find Sioux damsel willing
to "hitch," he will bring back cook in
the spring. BY.THE-WAY.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1887-12-16
ST. PAUL ONE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE, BISMARCK

Tile RECORD is entered at the IiltiamspoH
loStoDice as second class matter. b