The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-02-12
WHERE THE LAUGH COMES IN.


IT am twice as easy 70 spend fifty cents
shllins OF borrowed money. y.--Brother Gard.
ner's Observations.
"AH, see there Ia new star in Orion"
observed Mr.. Snaggs. "Orionl' repeated
Mrs. Snaggs, vi have never seen that play
I think.n- It'd. BITS.
VINO says you can not reason with
woman, You can reason with woman.
And generally that Is all the good IL will
Somerriile Journal
WE notice In newspaper some verses
headed "The Seven Ages Of Woman"
After woman is thirty she abolishes the
other six.-Somerviue Journal
Two BOYS were in the post-oflice to-
gether. One of them, pointing to u small
| sign, said: "That's what l do when my
mother boxes my ears-lctter box"
GRuSrEINa - Landlord, your servants
are very much like time and tide" Land
lord (flattered)--" All, indeed, sirl How
is thatf' Gruntling-" They wait on no
man."
A New YoRK paper speaks of lady
pickpocket No lady picks any pocket but
| her husbands, and in cases Of this sort
usage has rendered such action proper -
Omaha Herald.
| FoGa-" So you have twins down at your
house, have you Pati' O'Kelly-" Who
told ye we had twinsl 1ndade we have
not. There is just wan boy an wan gurl." F"
Detroit Free Press.
How are collections, doctor9" he
asked of a young physician. "Slow."
"What's the troublei Money tightf'
I" No; the trouble is nobody owes me any
thing. wallpapers Bdsar
"THoUauT Clubs" are popular among
Eastern ladies'. They meet and think and
don't say word for hours, until every
one is wild to know what the others are
think about.-Sdn Francisco Alta.
A MAGAZINE asks: What is true joyP'
True Joy is what woman feels when q
committee at country fair declares that
her crazy-quilt is prettier than all the as,
sembled crazy-quilts of her neighbors.
"PA," said Johnny, looking up from his
book, ''what does 1t mean to pile Ossa on
Pelioni' "There, don't bother me now,'
replied pa; task your ma; she understands
all about millinery. "-Boston Transcript
A sEAsoNABLE hint column says thai
warm soapsuds is one Of the best insect
washes. 1t Is we'll to know this. Insect.
lose half their unplcasantness when they
are kept nice and clean. Save your suds.-
Life.
"PA, have you got the hydrophobiaa'
"No, Berthe; what makes you ask thai
question:" "Well, heard ma say to-day
that you got awfully bitten when yo'
, thought she had fortune in her owl
name. "--Harper's Bazaar.
WHAT Is called ''seat" in the New Yorl
Stock Exchange was sold recently ro
$4,000, but the man who bought it will
have to stand up all day and shout at tn
top Of his voice in order to make profit o.
; his investment-Bdltim American.
$50 OLD Bullion has absconded, hear,
observed Mrs. Snaggs. "Yes," replied MI
, Snaggs, "and he left large deficit be
hind" "Did hel Why I heard he'd take
along every thing he could lay his hand
I on. Perhaps the deficit was too heavy
carry of. "--TId-B Bits.
An aggrieved individual thrust his hea
into the editorial sanctum and began hi
TRADE Of abuse: Base mnion' mo,
I said the editor, without looking up, an
( thinking that he recognized the voice of tn
foreman Of the composing room, "leade
nonpareil, please. ."-Boston Post.
EXACT sTIMoNY.-Lawyer-" Now, Ur
0 Gle Zeke, you heard those two explosions
c Was one right after the other" Uncl
g zeke--" Yes sah." Lawyer Now, yo
j.. | will swear that one didn't occur before tn
> otherl" Uncle Zeke-" Yes, sab, deed
will was dar an heard 'em. ~ It'd Bit
"IF you continue thisovagabond life,
u sternly remarked an old farmer to q tram
a ''you will find yourself in the tolls.
}, "Don't use that dreadful word" said III
tramp, with shudder of disgust "Wh;
wordl" "Toils.