Morris tribune., 1887-09-21

Monitor: Two fair emissarics ofthe
salvation army arrived In town Wed
nesday and will, We understand, In.
augurate hostilities against the devil
and his stronghold in Benson. Sew
eraI subjects of his satanic majesty
already show signs OF giving way be-
fore the battle is on. Look out for
breaksrsl
Everyone who reads q newspaper,
says an exchange, becomes familiar
with the business firm names appear.
ingin it, and naturally they neither
70 themselves nor send others to she
place they never hear Of. Merchants
WHO advertise. make many friends
through the columns Of newspaper,
a. their names become a. familiar
~ household words. Those on the
contrary who depend on casual GUS
TONERS that pass their door generally
get left.,
When o man comes into the Office
aud pianks down the cash and says
'.send me your paper for a year. that
means business. When one says II
want your paper but haven't got the
money now," that's all right. When
he takes it, out of the postoffics for
several months and sends it back s're-
fused" that's .msanness. When a
man spends from ten cents to dollar
for cigars or beer a week and he says
he can't afford to take his home
paper, that's a--no such thing. When
q man borrows his neighbor's, paper
to read every week, that's cheek
Ex.
This is the season of the year when
The festive and fascinating cloth ped
dlsr attacks the cupidity Of the honest
granger and makes him believe that
the business OF peddIing cloth is q
philanthropic project invented for the
sole purpose of preventing his being
robbed by the homo merchant
Farmers, beware Of these fellows, and
whatever you do, don't be induced to
sign any note or paper of any kind
for it may return to you after many
days. a very much changed lnstru-
ment. The proper thing to do is to
drive them ffyour premises, il You
have to do 1t 1t the end Of pitchfork.
Dawson Sentinel.
The third marriage for this week in
which Morris parties are the princi'
pals occurs this evening. tits the In
tent of the bride and . few of hel
most intimate friends to keep the
time of the marriage secret, and we
would request our readers to do so
Miss Lou Richardson has so many
sincere friends and earnest well wish
ers amongst US, and as one and all en-
terrain ashigh regard for her, of course
as she desires4hs fkct other marriage
this evening to be kept from the
knowledge of the general public, hel
wish shall be respected. AS almost
all OF our readers are intimate friends
and acquaintance Of the bride elect
this announcement will be considered
confidential until after the ceremony
Our citizens were treated to q sur
prise last Friday morning, on learn
ing. of the wholly 1unexpectsd mar
risgs OF Ar.r Carl Fairbsaks and Mis-
Nellie Whitelsy, Of this place. Il
was . surprise to every body the par
ents of the contracting parties al wei
~ the public in general. The youni
people it appears, decided to waiv'
customary forms and fprmalitiss ant
quietly hied themselves to Hancock
where ct about 8 O'Clock the previou
evening they. wsrs duly joined in tn
bonds OF wedlock- the services Of Rev
MFR. Smith OF that place having beel
obtsined. After the ceremony tn
young people returned directly here
| informed the brides parents, Mr.. AM
Mrs. II. WhIteley. Of their marriage
asking the usual blessings and foi
giyeness, which were of course be
slowed and granted. The event cause
. little ripple of excitement, especial
ly so far as known, there having bee
no reasons for such hasty and rattle
unusual procedure. The contractiD
parties kept their proposed flight an
marriage closely guarded secret, Q
not even the lady and gentleman VIII
accompanied them were informed III
til the last moment, that they wei
participants in an elopement. w
bestow the customary blessing an
extend usual congratulations.
| J. D. Fuller, who suffered a paral.
tic stroke last week, was SO far in
1 4 n Ia.