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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22
BUSINESS BRIEFS.

JOS. Allen loans money.
Come in and join the North Dakota
Farmer club.
Hyou haye land you wish to sell
hare description and price at the Her.
ldofice.
bnot put off securing that premium
The North Dakota Farmer-until it
ktoo late.
Il you want to borrow money on real
atate call at the Herald office and have
u application made out.
Insure In the Dakota Mutual. Jos,
Allen will make out your papers, and
glSeyou all necessary information.
II any subscriber of the Herald
Wishes to purchase sewing machine
aey can find bargain at this Office.
ANY person wanting to purchase one
q the best quarter sections in Turner
county will find that they can get a
ulgain by calling at this Office soon.
any of the Herald readers wish to
purchase an organ or piano cheap for
cash, or on time. they will find it to
helr advantage to call at this Office
IND see what we have to offer.
No farmer should neglect the oppor-
UNITY offered by which he can obtain
ahrst class farm journal one year free.
me North Dakota Farmer will be
psen for one year to every new sub
srber who pays one year in advance
iof the Herald, and to every old sub
sefiber who pays all arearages and one
sear IN advance. Call and get a speci-
men copy.
Ar. Ed. +. Bourne. the efficient and
worthy cashier of the United States Elk.
press Co.. Des Moines. Iowa, says
from the lark of exercise and from
close confinement to Office work, Ihaye
oeen troubled with habitual constipa
uon. | have received more benefit from
.. fatricks Pills than anything I evel
aled. ! gave them a thorough test ant
an now in perfect health I hereby
ncommend them as a pleasant and re
hable medicine" They do not grip,
aor cause the sickness occasioned b,
@e operation of almost all othel
auhartic pills or medicines. Sold by
1neil Brauch.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22
TERRITORIAL OFFICERS.
COUNTY orrIcERs.
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

INsE. CuRcH-itev. l. A. Sparks, pastor. Scr ;
s nice at Presbyterian church every Sunday at
{ ila M, and 7 80 p. M; at Buchanan school
house. Spring Valley, ard Milks school house,
Middleton, each alternate Sabbath Mt ) p. M
ItirHoL1cC uRcH-Corncr Centre avenue and
ADAMS street. Rev Edward Power, pastor.
high mass at II O'Clock a. m. to be followed
NTH catechism; vespers at7 p m; Alternating
I sssh third Sunday with Parker and Lcnnox.
birrIsT CHuRcH-C Corner Park Boulevard and
/ Dakota street Rev. r. II. Newton. pastor. Ser
riees every Sunday at II a. m. Sunday school
asl2m. Prayer meeting every Thursday eve
n!nsat p. m Young peoples prayer meeting
s sunday evening at p. M.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22
have about 6 doz. common chairs
left, which I will sell cheap for cash.
Z. ALLEN.
Electric sitters,

This remedy is becoming SO well
known and SO popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the same song of
praise-A purer medicine does not ex-
ist and it is guaranteed to do all that is
remove Pimples, Boils, Salt Rheum and
other affections caused by impure bloob
and prevent as well as cure all Malarial
patton and indigestion try Electric
Bitters- Entire satisfaction guaranteed
or money refunded Price SOC and 81 a
bottle at E. Brauch's Drug Store. 5
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Have you heard of the new party-it
is named p, d. +. s. ID. Robinson has
knocked another peg out of the boot
and shoe trade. One dollar buys the
best pair efwomen's shoes In the mar
ket, and $3.50 the best mems boots, at
the Cheapest Place on Earth.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22
A Pail Of Candy with
every So. purchase
Of Holiday Goods at.
E Braueh's Holiday
Bazaar.
Bazaar.

To close out my winter stocko of milli-
merry goods. a discount of % per cent.
from former prices will be given for
the next 80 days.
Mrs. M. s. ROBINSON.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Barbotine vases and card receivers at
Kellar's.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup.
s. 1le only medicine that acts directly
:, " me Lungs, Blood and Bowels, it re-
j5asyes cough instantly and in time
ss,eets a permanent cure. f. Branch,
druggist.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22
Take Notice.

AA parties owing me, on book ac-
wunl .s or otherwise, are requested to
ssll at5once and settle.
Jos. FRicK.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Mirrors from 10 cents to s5.oo-at
Kellar's.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Fresh supply of holiday confectionery
just received at Gitchell's.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

E.s. McooK rosT. NO. 81, q. a. r..
Meet first and third Saturday of each month
ip. M, in Aliens hall.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Best quality of dry lumber at Queal
& Co.'S.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22
go and Northwestern railway Time

chicago and Northwestern Railway Time
Table.
TRAINS GOING EAST.
''n,sssE0r' ','sssE No,ts s:ss ss p. m.
'O'shs' 40 2:o5 p, M.
GOING WEST.
klsenger. No. Al s:se a. m.
fnlght, 70 1880 p. M.
Make through connection for Chicago and
Yanktcn trains connect at centreviiie with
soth morning and evening passenger.
M. A. THRALL. Gen1 Ticket Agent.
w. Il. WoRIaIAN. Agent
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

They went like hot cakes! and Muir
ply has just received a fresh supply Of
those popular 10 cent goods.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22
Turner County Herald.
OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER.
GENERAL DIRECTORY.
q. 8. orr,ckns.

sCsrsrnor... Loui, X chnrct,
ittuetary Al. r, Nc(ior,n.cla
.Cssf Justice Bartlett Tim
J.ags URN Judlclai District. ..C G, 8. Palmer
ttHinSi. ID. w. Maratta
ifa'csu.t,IS if'ssant Assornney John 4. Garland
.ttryeyor general Msris Tav ii n,
Susctor Internal Revenue.
i.Iste. Land once. Yankton. Hughes East
saesiver ...F. NJ. Ziebaci
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

w. Elliott loans money at low rates.
No commission.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

HURLEY LODGE NO. 81. i. o. CT.
Meets every Tuesday evening at o'clock
Visiting members cordially invited to attend.
BERTHA SKINNER. q. T.
KATE ELL1oTr, II. S:
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Now is the time to order your hay
burners at Murphy's.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Remember the little folks; and re-.
member that Mr.. Gitchell has stock
of confectionery purchased expressly
for the holiday trade.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

An Ohio coal mine just received at
the Elevator. For the best quality and
lowest prices of Hooking coal, call on
j. II. FARNswoRTH.
Candy toys at Gitchell's.
Choice roasted coffee at Kellar's, 25c.
If you want to borrow money on real
estate, call on G. NJ. Pier.
For best quality of ammunition in
the city, call at Murphy's.
Gitchell's stock of candies and nuts
is fresh, and his prices are low.
Hooking valley, jackson hill and
best grades ofsoft coal at Queal s. Co.'S.
That North Dakota Farmer premium
takes well. Come in, if you haven't
seen a copy.
1O,OOObushele of shelIed corn wanted
before Dec. 18th at Aliens Agency. Top
price paid in cash.
Boys, now is the time, and Murphy's
is the place to get your skates. Prices
from 35 cents to $l.25.
Remember the little folks; and re-
member that Mr.. Gitchell has a stock
of confectionery purchased expressly
for the holiday trade.
|
| Best quality of dry lumber at Queal
d Co.'S.
Fresh supply Of holiday confectionery
just received at Gitchell's.
Mirrors-from 10 cents to 5000
Kellar's.
Barbotine vases and card receivers at
Kellar's.
/. Now is the time to order your hay
burners at Murphy's.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Canton Advocate: A special from
Yankton brings the information that a
corps of engineers OF the Manitoba
railway company arrived there and will
Immediately survey a route for a road
between Yankton and Sioux Falls.
The same correspondent claims the
company contemplates constructing a
line south from \ 1ankton to Omaha,
and also a line to Norfolk, connecting
with the Union Pacific.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Boys, now is the time, and Murphy's
is the place to get your skates. Prices
from 35 cents to $l.25.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

L,mps at Kellars from % cts to $3.50.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

An Ohio coal mine just received at
the Elevator. For the best quality and
lowest prices of Hooking coal, call on
J. II. FARNswORTH.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Yankton Press and Dakotian 20:
There are indications that the Manitoba
engineer corps finishes the Sioux Falls
and Yankton line it will still have
work to do.-The surveying party
which will locate the perman ent line
of the Manitoba from Yankton to
Sioux Falls leaves Yankton tomorrow.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

If you want to borrow money on real
estate, call on C. M. Pier.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Gitchell's stock of candies and nuts
is fresh, and his prices are low.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

For best quality of ammunition in
the city, call at Murphy's.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

10000 'bushele of shelled corn wanted
before Dec. 18th at Aliens Agency. Top
price paid in cash.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Omaha Republican: "a special dis
patch to the Republican was received
last night from Yankton, stating that
corps of Manitoba engineers arrived
there yesterday and Will immediatly
survey route for their road between
Sioux Falls and Yankton. This COM
pany, continues the dispatch, contem-
plates constructing line to Norfolk
where it will connect with the Union
Pacific"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

That North Dakota Farmer premium
takes well. Come in, if you haven't
seen copy.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-12-22

Hooking valley, jackson hill and
best grades ofsoft coal at Queal s. Co. S.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17
The Tramp and the Woman


 Madam" said tramp as he called at the back door of Sioux Falls res> idence, "gimme bite!'
 .'No, sir, can't do it."
 "Why not, madam"
 "You're able to work. sir-l don't believe in encouraging vagrancy. Go on away now, or shall scream for helpw
 "All right, madam-don't holler. But called on the woman next door last eveaing, and she gave me very different answer, madam"
 "She was just fool enough to go and give you something, l suppose?"
 "Oh, no, madam, she didn't give me nothin neither, but she gave me a much different reason. Good bye, madam! 7"
 "IIold on just minute! What did she say?"
 "She came to the door all dressed up in new waller dress, an seemed very much excited, madam, an when she opens the door looks in an sees man in there sittin' in cheer, madam
 "Mercy, has it come to this with her! wouldn't hardly believe it. Here, don't go away-take this, my good man."
 "Thankee, madam Bakers bread: Yes, gcne'ally prefers it to ho'- made bread, specially where they aint none too good cooks. The butter is jes a little tainted, madam. Haint got no jell to put on it, s'pose? Oh, you have, all right, jell improves it powe'- fully No, thankee, 1 don't keer bout any fruit cake-better throw it in the slop- pail where the children won't get it, madam. Any pie? An, yes, cor rect, that cream pie is good, but this apple rather lays over it, Pll put this cold chicken in my pocket. That will do, madam. this is bout all I can carry !"
 "But what was it that woman said to you?"
 "Why, she seemed excited like, 'sit she was goin' some place, an she says: Please go way, sir, we haint got nothin' in the house to eat 7"
 "A pretty excuse to get you away But that strange man"
 "Ie proved to be her husband madam. He came out and kicked me through the top of shade tree an then chased me two blocks! He's pizen on tramps, madam. od-bye put jes' little more cream in yer pie-crust an' it'll improve it '"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17

sionary, member of the same Cleve- land family, died only few days short of 100.
 Such cases are not merely the result of chance. A sifting process is going on all the time. The weakest are sifted out in infancy and early childhood, and while strength does not ensure a child or youth against death, it is usually the stronger who survive.
 Long lived heredity is not simply a physical tendency to live. It is also a tendency to the habits of life, conduct and thought that preserve constitu- tional yigor, and hold in check or eradicate whatever might hamper na- ture's recuperative power.
 This suggests the practical lesson we would enforce By the voluntary cultivation of good habits those who have reached, say the age of thirty, in sound health, may hope to live to a good and happy old age.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17

Among the sights in store for Pres ident Cleveland, when he visits Mem phis, are four little fat pigs who have been trained to stand in row and twist their tails into the magic sym bol "lSS8." If Dan Lamont don't be- lieve it, let him come down and see for himself. The old mammy and daddy pigs are now being taught to twist their respective tails into the letters s. S., which stand for solid south. Fact is, the democracy is go- ing to be q little hoggish next year. It means to carry the whole country for Cleveland. Memphis Aralanche.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17
WHERE ARE THEY?
BY s. W. TOSS.

 Where are those aerial palaces Built on neither rock nor ground. And, like politicians fallacies, Of material most unsound? Where are those cloud hammered towers. Bastioned round by sunset fire, Visions of our youthful hours, Goals of our young hope's desire? They have slipped below the horizon. Far beyond the planets orbit, Into the unbottomed limbo Of the things that didn't transpire. Where arc those magnificent prophecies, of achievement, without bound, Which we told to fellow. .noyices With a plethora of sound? Where are all those hopes gigantic Looming ever high and higher, Fringed with rainbow hues romantic. Rayed with fancy's golden fire! Doomed are they by fatc's blue pencil Dropped like rejected poem Into Natures huge waste basket, of the things that didn't transpire Like the Kcely motor mystery Always on the verge of birth, Are the great feats of our history Which we hoped would shake the earth, tnauthentic as the story
 Round corner grocery fire Told b. some persistent, h0ary, An old legendary liar, Gone with broken shards of fancy. With brica brac of nightmare. To Obliv ions cob .webbed waste.room of the things that didn't transpirel
 - Yankee Rtdde
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17
Fighting a Shark.
London Telegraph,

A diver named Quintree had d re- markable fight with formidable fish called the boultous or bondro, kind of shark which infests the Breton coast at Douanenez, the other day. Quintree had a narrow escape. The diver, an old salt, was employed by the government, and in pursuit of his daily labor duly descended, in diving apparatus, off the Douarnenez pier for the purpose of laying the founda- tion of an addition to that structure. While he was at the bottom of the sea the men who were working the air pump in the pontoon boat above were suddenly frightened by feeling the alarm signal. they instantly pulled up, and brought large boultous, nearly eight feet long, to the surface. The marine monsters head formed three-quarters of his length, and his under jaws were of immense size. Shortly afterwards Quintree came up, his hand on the air-pipe of his hel- met, and his diving apparatus some- what damaged. When he went down to his work he had scarcely got to the last rung of the ladder when he saw the sea monster lying between two huge Jumps of rock. He had in his hands only his stone chisel and ham, mer. and he intended to go up for q crowbar at once, but the fish was too fast for him.
 It came toward him in the green water, with it's enormous jaws wide open. Without losing a moment, Quintree managed to wound tho ani- mai in the throat with his chisel, and then held it down on stone while he drew his knife and made a hole in it's body, through which he passed rope and thus sent the fish to the surface.
 Had it not been for his quickncss and dexterity, the diver, owing to the rents the fish would make in his ap- paratus, would have been drowned, and then devoured. As it happened, it was the boultous that was not only defeated, but eaten. for its body was divided among the victor and his com- rades, who made capital bosala- bdisse of the prime parts.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17
Herr Wager Won't Help "Goncendrate. '"
 Kentucky State Journal. "Good morning, neighbor Wager" {"

A~~AA @6~A NVSAA A@SAR 0SAS~AoA@hSs
 Kentucky State Journal
 "Good morning, neighbor Wager"
 Ugh"
 "Are you going to the church con- secration Sunday?"
 "No sire, Bop"
 "And why?"
 "What I gare fur a schurch goncen- drate? I don'd no schurch go. Idon'd vas some hybocrites. gone init mein frau in schurch vonce times lasd year yit, und der firsd feller what lays mein eyes on vas feller what sheat me hunnert und feunfty tollar oud und he make long face like he gone diedt next mint penfore und vas eschleep init der arms ion der Lordt all roundt. Und den 1 got init meinsellef so tam mad schwear ic mein belly like ter teufel; und l say meinsellef to: Dot vas no place fur me init hybocritters' Und den l got me oop und righd away walk gwick oud und lager peer sa- loon in. l sooner hellup goncendrate a lager peer saloon as schurch. I gan't in saloon found no feller vat scheat me, und don'd dot fougot you"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17
Marriage as Partnership.
Pall Mall Gazette.

Marriage is still only too often a bargain, but at least it is no longer an entirely one-sided bargain. It is tend ing toward the the only true ideal of lifelong companionship-a partner ship on equal terms, with equal give and-take on both sides. Women no longer feel bound to render that i'm plicit obedience which was considered de '7gueur in our great grandmothers' days, and men no longer universally demand it. Husbands, moreover, are beginning to learn that their prime duty is not "to look after" their wives. The very sentence is indicativ2 of the most ghastly misapprehension of the whole ideal of matrimony. The gen. eral feeling of society condemns man who lives to rule his wife on the same principles as pasha rules his harem. And indeed the whole scheme ofmod- ern life makes it practically impossi- be for him to do so. A married wo- man enjoys, as rule, complete liberty during the livelong day, and even at night it is frequently impossible for q busy man to escort his wife Thus everything turns on the relations be- tween the married couple. If a girl is really in love with the man she mar ries she may be entrusted with any amount of subsequent freedom. If not, not; and therefore we say that the injudicious and worldly parents who are responsible for the great ma jority of ill-assorted unions are also responsible for the many evil results which are to be seen in society at this day. For it is fact that rows of English girls are as much forced into marriage as the French girl, whose husband is selected while she is yet in her convent. Not by main force, no but by the whole tone of her educa- tion, by the exaggerated fear of being an old maid, by the obvious necessity of making way for younger sister, by the persistent scheming of her par ents, and by her own longing for emancipation, for marriage undoubt- edly does mean emancipation to most women; and it is precisely those who look forward to it most who are likely to make the worst use of it.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-09-17
Observations of a Hole.
Tid-Bits.

am hole. Pm a sociable, good natured hole, and, although I have been pretty nearly everywhere, I can't help feeling rather dazed at having sneaked into print. But l hope you wont think any the less ot me for that You will find a great many worse things in print than holes.
 My importance i'll the world is greatly under-estimated. People never think of me until they need me to crawl into. And when I do offer my services am repulsed with scorn. A man will dig two days to produce me when he wants a well in his gar den, and yet when he finds me right in his pocket he is not satisfied, and gets rid Of me as soon as possible.
 l am vtry modest hole, too. always try to seclude myself from the public gaze. Last summer I hid in the surf at Atlantic City, but big fat man, who was going to bathe, fell right into me, and instead of apolo- gizing as gentleman should, con- menced to swear at me. I then squeezed mys If very small and took refuge ill the bottom of an ocean steamer, thinking would be out of sight there, but was found out and driven away by the ships carpenter. We holes lead terrible lives.
 All the great inventions of the world are largely indebted to holes for their utility. Cannons and rifles would be entirely useless if there were no holes to put the ammunition in, and even then would be harmless if they couldd't make holes in what was shot at. Yet nobody ever gives holes credit for our usefulness. On the con trary, whenever man gets into trouble he blames it on to us says he is ssif a hole."
 Although 1 look very innocent at the bottom of flower pot, I am ex- ceedingly dangerous when start out on my travels. once stopped over night in a tin roof to study astron- omy, but it rained very hard that evening and man asleep in the room underneath got wet. He jumped up in rage and actually began blaming me, as if l, and not the rain, had wet him! A plumber came next day, and the man chuckled and thought he was rid of me.
 But he soon learned differently. ran along under the bricks as he went to his office that morning, and the mud spirited all over him at every step he took, then hid in one of his back teeth and he nearly went wild. The dentists couldn't dislodge me and the tooth had to come out. I took pity on him after that and let him alone.
 We'll, have an engagement at the bank tonight, as some professional friends of mine want to get into safe deposit vault, and they will need my services and little gunpowder to ac- complish their purpose. So l must bid you goodbye. But you will al- ways find me during the summer at the small boys corner of the ball ground fence.