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The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-14
REMEMBER THIS

IF you wish to Luy anything
in the line of
CLOCKS
Jewelry, Silvcrware or Specta-
Giles, call and see my prices and
goods. Lean and will sell good
goods at the
LOWEST PRICES
A good Stem Winding, 4 OF.
Coin Silver Elgin watch for
$1,000, A good eight day
clock for 5000.
All other goods at the same
low prices.
F. w. VAN ALLEN
n o''thRe2ninnR 5 5.inSelhc'
The Direct line between
ST. PAUL,
MINNEAPOLIS,
Or DULUTH
And all FONTS in
MINNESOTA. DAKOTA, MONTANA
IDAHO, WosnINGToN TERRITORY.
OREGON.
British Columbia, Puget Sound ana
ALAsKA.e
Express trains daily have attached
PULLMAN PALACE sLEEPERS an
ELEGANT DINING CARS.
NO CHANGE OF CARS BETWEEN
ST. PAUL and PORTLAND
On any class of ticket.
EMIGRANT SLEEPERs FREE
The only all rail line to the
YELLOWSTONE PARK.
For full information as to time, rates
etc, Address,
CTIAS. s. FEE,
Gen'l Passenger Agent,
=. FAM. MINS.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-14
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ers that l have II positive remedy for tIr
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sands of hopeless cases have been permanent
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OF my remedy FREE to my Of your readers
who have consumption If they will send me
their express and post Office address
Respectfully,
J, A., SLocuM, NJ, I. lis Pearl stu n. Y.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03
REGISTER.

The registration officers are continuing
to register, and all citizens will be
furnished an opportunity to qualify
themselves for voting at the next cleo
ton. From next Monday during the
week, the registrars will be in their sew
eral Offices, and will receive all such ap-
plications for registration as have not
been made up to that time. THE DEMO-
Graf would again urge every friend of a
free government in Utah to register and
vote. BY so doing fair minority in the
Council and House may be secured.
While this is important, it is an
Insignificant matter compared with the
moral effect which a full GENTLE
registration, will have in pro-
noting legislation at the next session
of Congress. By evincing their willing
ness to fairly test the efficiency of the
present law, and their determination that
its failure shall not be attributed to their
non-action, they will commend their
cause to such favorable consideration by
Congress that in all probability, some
measure will be adopted which will re-
suit in something more than showing how
the desired end cannot be accomplished.
Don't give the enemy any grounds for
the pretense that the law has not been
fairly tested, or that Gentle victory
was possible if all had availed them
selves of the statute by casting their
votes. Register.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

RIDIcULE of religion under any circum-
stances is by no means Indicative of
either keen sense of humor or a philo-
sophical mind, while ribald jests at deyo-
tional exercises are conclusive proofs of
ignorance, debasemept and all OF the
lowest elements of humanity. 1t is only
the low, ignorant, vulgar and depraved
who interrupt the proceedings of such
religious bodies as the Salvation Army.
No person who would attempt to be funny
under such circumstances has sufficient
wit to incite smile upon the counten-
ance of any one with sense enough to
appreciate genuine humor. The mem
bers Of the little band now visiting this
city are evidently sincere in their ex-
hortations and methods, and are entitled
to such respectful treatment as other
advocates of the Christian cause receive
from all respectable and right-thinking
people.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03
THE NATIONS DEBTS.

The recent bond call of the Secretary
of the Treasury, 1917 800, closes out
all the war debt available for redemp-
ton. This is an event full of inspiration
as the very Gettysburg in the prosecu-
ton of one debt-paying campaign. The
payment of this great war debt is now
reduced to a simple question of time,
and its final consummation may reason
ably be expected within the life time of
many of those who on Monday last
decked with flowers the graves of the
men to whom the Nation owes a debt
that can never be paid. Coincident with
the event above referred to, come the re-
cent conversion of the rebel chief, JEFF
Davis, to Union sentiments, UNITED you
are now," said he, "and if the Union is
ever to be broken, let the other side
break it. The truths we fought for shall
not encourage you ever to fight again"
The Union soldiers will forgive the rebel
chief for his spiteful fling at "the other
side" as well as the fate which
saved him from the "sour apple
tree," and rejoice that he
has lived to confess that the '1ost cause'
is not worth fighting for, and consequently
never was; that the cause of the Union
was the cause of the South as we'll, and
that the people of the South were saved
by the Boys in Blue, saved from them
selves in their madness. The faith of the
Union defenders, that made them lion
hearted, was the conviction that the time
would come when the Union dead would
be honored by the whole people, South
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

that the saints might once more revel in
porcine indulgence. And so Brigham
reioiced greatly. And ne gat himself up
and called the congregations together.
And he gave unto the people the new
revelation, and sold out the hogs that
had SO blessedly multiplied upon his
hands and in his pastures, for good
round sum of Sanity money. And so
Brigham took the shekels OF the Saints,
and the Saints took Brigham's hogs, and
thus was the will of the Lord and
the hoggishness Of the Church ex-
emplifed anew. And the influence Of
these two blessed revelations to Brigham
has abided unto this day, for it has just
enabled our Church contemporary to
make triumphant comment on the "tricks
of two-legged hogs"
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03
A FITTING PURCHASE.

Scientific invention has lately been dis
tinguishing itself in the microscope line.
Some very large microscopes have been
recently made, and endowed with such
power as to suggest magic, and induce
many people to believe that the new in
strument can discover things whether
they are there are not. Salt Lake keeps
abreast of the times, and it is said that
the city government will at once pur-
chase one of the largest of microscopes.
The instrument will be strictly
utilized for the convenience and in
formation of the Salt Lake public,
as it will be mounted, and placed in a
position to command the City Council
Chamber. Through this microscope the
public eye can duly and fittingly note all
of the little proceedings of the City
Council.
1t is hoped that the microscope will
soon be in position, as there are several
things just now about the Council Cham
Der which need artifcialexpansionin in order
to be perceived by the public eye-not.
ably the honest intentions of the Council
in regard to sewerage system and to the
improvement of the city cemetery; the
water the people of the dry bench receive
through fire hydrants furnished by the
city, and the Salt Lake policeman's post
of duty. The above is an interesting list,
and We hope that the city will speedily
consummate its intended purchase of one
of the new and powerful microscopes,
that the curiosity of the public in regard
to the very small things of the City Coun-
Gil may be at once and happily gratifed.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03
THE HOG QUESTION.
Says the Morning Church Echo:

Gays the Morning Cnurcn Ecno:
''Can hogs be taught tricks?" is a ques-
ton asked in q ohild's paper. We don't
know how it is with the four-legged kind,
but the two-legged hogs know little else
than tricks.
As the Morning Church Echo draws
all of its inspiration from Church sources,
we presume the reference to "the tricks
of two-legged hogs" contained in the
above was suggested by a well-known
revelation incident in the career of the
lamented Brigham.
In order to refresh the public memory,
and give the force it deserves to the re-
ference of our esteemed Church con-
temporary, we will give the facts in this
hog and Brigham case.
The Ger true tale runs thusly: Once
upon time in the plentitude OF Brig
Lam's communion with the Lord, he re-
ceipted for a revelation On the subject of
hogs. This revelation was to the effect
that none Of the Saints should own or
raise hogs; that the scent of these
animals was displeasing to the
olfactories OF the Most High, and
that He waxed wroth when the sanity
porkers rubbed against the pillars of the
Church of Zion. Therefore, on general
principles, hogs were to be as not in the
iAll'saoni OF the Lord upon the earth.
But this was on general principles only.
Brigham himself was not tabooed on the
hog question. The Lord probably knew
him too well. So hogs were banished
from the general Church fold, but they
abided still with Brigham.
And Brigham owned the only hogs in
tine kingdom. And Brigham's hog flock
waxed numerous, and had even much
commercial value. And Brigham prayed
for yet another revelation on the hog
question. And the Lord hearkened unto
the voice OF Brigham, even unto the
voice OF his familiar friend. And revela-
tion No. came And behold the Lord
had recovered from his personal distaste
to hogs. And it was revealed to Brigham
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03
RESULTS OF HALF A CENTURY.

Queen Victoria has been on the
English throne fifty years, hence the
jubilee now in progress throughout the
royal dominions. 1t would, indeed, be
year of jubilee, as the New York
Herald has suggested, were Her Majesty
to convey TO Parliament a wish that the
experiment of Home rule in Ireland
should be tried
When Victoria ascended the throne the
area governed in India was 600 900
square miles; 1,3S0,O0O now comprise
that area. The population OF European
stock has increased from 100000 to 5OO,-
600; the native polulation has increased
from 96,OO0,0OO to 254.OOO,OOO, and the
revenues from 100000 to 100000
pounds sterling. Her MaJesty's colo
nies and dependencies have grown In
area governed, from $4,000 to 1000, 900 ;
population OF European stock from l 1,S0O,-
600 to S,500,OOO; colored population, g.
100000 to 100000; State revenues,
100000 to 81, 100000 pounds sterling.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

A THREATENED strike in South Caro-
lima of negro field hands, who demand
higher wages and lower rents, is causing
uneasiness among the planters of that
State. Mr.. Blaine's cry of alarm over
the subjugation OF colored labor in the
South seems to have been entirely su.
perfuous. The Southern negroes appear
to be taking care of themselves.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

IT appears from Mr.. John Sherman's
Springfield speech that he definitely pins
his Presidential prospects to the tail of
the bloody shirt. This is the very in
sanity of political suicide. Mr.. Sher-
mans prospects were dead enough with
out the aid of the mildewed crimson gar
ment.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

A SCIENTIFIC exchange says "that a
pigeon will live and apparently thrive
after its brains have been removed. The
bird retains its physical functions; will
eat, drink and sleep, but is incapable OF
originating any impulse" Was our Re-
publican contemporary ever pigeon,
and was it ever operated upon?
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

Mr.. CLEvELAND's administration is
Straightforward and determined. The
only line OF Mr. Cleveland's adoption
that has ever been known to waver is his
fishing line, and the only rebate in his
Presidential policy has been experienced
by his trout hook.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

as well as North, as the saviors OF the
Republic, no less than our Revolutionary
fathers, as founders OF it. According to
our dispatches, the Memorial exercises in
many places in the South fully demon
strated the fact that the time is not far
distant when such fullness of honor will
ha theirs
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

ESPECIAL alarm is shown by the New
York Sun, over the constantly growing
talk of Cleveland and Carlisle as the
Democratic ticket in 1888, and one OF
John Kelly's old prophecies about the
hostility OF the workingmen to Cleveland
is reproduced to help discourage it.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

the Old Pine State for the purpose of a
consultation on politics. 1t was doubt
less with the idea of placing him second
on the Presidential ticket with Mr..
Blaine. Mr.. Lincoln did not answer the
summons and went fishing. 1t appears
the Jingo Jimmy is badly pushed for q
running mate.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

QUEEN VICTORIA has given ten thou
sand mugs to as many English children.
1t is rumored that Mr.. George William
Curtis will duplicate the action of Eng
lands Queen on this side of the water, in
the interests of the American mug-wumps
of the future.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

Mr.. BLAINE will spend the winter in
Southern Europe, as his friends earnestly
hope that several months passed in those
almost tropical latitudes will remove
from the system of the Augusta states
man the late chilling effects of the Ameri-
can atmosphere.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

HANLAN is to row Gaudaur again on
the 23d of the coming July. Hanlan has
much more at stake than the money to
be rowed for. If he is beaten again his
career as professional oarsman is at
opA
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

THE New York Sun still booms
William Tell Coleman for President.
The Sun does not display its usual saga
city in this matter. William will never
Tell Coleman that he is President.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

The importance of purifying the blood can
not be overestimated, for without pure blood
You cannot enjoy good health.
At this season nearly every one needs
good medicine to purify, vitalize, and enrich
tie blood, and we ask you to try Hoods
Doo,,I;ov Sarsaparilla. Itstrengthens
OSuisdI and builds up the system,
creates an appetite, and tones the digestion,
while it eradicates disease. The peculiar
combination, proportion, and preparation
OF the vegetable remedies used give to
Hoods Sarsaparilla pecul- IT, I4eoIS
lar curative powers. No ~ itoOh
other rmedicinehassuch record of wonderful
cures. If you have made up your mind to
buy Hoods Sarsaparilla do not be induced to
take any other instead. 1t is Peculiar
Medicine, and is worthy your confidence.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is sold by all druggists.
Prepared by c. I. Hood s. Co., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03
Lunch! Lunch!

s. Benjamin runs the finest lunch stand
in the city, 8 doors north of Wells,
Fargo's Bank, in the Fountain Saloon.
German lunch speciality.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

ROBERT LINCOLN was written to by Mr..
Manley, of Maine, requesting him to visit
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03
LEWIS 3. ROGERS,
I INSURANCE. I

THE LION FIRE INSURANCE CO.,
OF London, England. Capital and assets.
1859, ,993.
WASHINGTON F. & N. ms. CO.,
OF Boston, Massachusetts,. Capital and assets.
1855, $50.
ORIENT INSURANCE CO.,
OF Hartford, Connecticut. Capital and assets.
8, ,595, ,55o.A
NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL LIFE ms. CO.,
OF Milwaukee, Wis. Assets, s24, .257.
HOME MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY of
California. Assets, 1886. .269.02.
OFFICIAL Safe Deposit Vaults. Union Ma
tional Bank.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BUsI-
ness.
CORRESPONDENT
New York-Importers' and Traders National
Bank; Kountze Bros.
ChicGgo-Commercial National Bank
st. Louts-State Savings Association.
Kanses Gity-KanSas City National Eank
Omaha-Omaha National Bank
Denver-City National Bank; Denver National
Bank.
Ogden-Commercial National Bank
Butte-First National Bank; Clark & Larabie
Helena-First Netional Bank.
HALEY, Idaho-McCornick & Co.
Bellevue, Idaho-G. A. Mccormick & Co.
San nFrancisco-First National Bank; Crocker
Woolworth & Co.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-06-03

JOSEPH n. WALKER, d. G. RAYBOULD,
President Cashier.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-03-16
SPRING SALE Or ,Trcx1sos.

We have received IN unusually large sssort-
RINGS.
including Fancy Striped Tickinss. 20 much
used for ladies' Skirts. Lawn Tennis Shirts,
Furniture Covers. Awnings, School Bags. kc.,
&C.. to which We invite your careful attention,
IS also to the very low prices therefor:
30-inch Ticking. good quality. 10. IL and
1ohc. per yard.
31-inch Ticking. extra heavy. win hold
feathers. 16c. per yard.
32-inch Ticking. fancy designs in blue and
white, feather proof, 1sc Per yard.
32-inch Ticking, old-fashioned stripe feather
proof. zoe. per yard
32-inch Ticking. old-fashioned stripe, best
made. CSC. per yard.
Yard-wide Ticking for bolster cases 25c. and
30c per yard.
FANCY STRIPED TIcKINGs IN GREAT
VARIETY OF CoLoRs.
80 inch Red and White stripe, 15c Per yard.
80 inch Red and Drab, Blue and Drab, Red
and White. Red, Blue and Drab. etc.. &c. per
yard
32.inch High Colored Tickinss. called art
Coverings" at CSC.
(Third door: take elevatof)
WOODWARD IOTHROp.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-03-16

newspaper editor lately appointed postmaster
OF PROVINCIAL city, who was nominated On ST.
Valentines day, and whose nomination was con-
firmed on Washington's BIRTHDAY, Is anxious To
hasten the approval OF hts bond so that his CON-
mission can issue on the third OF the series OF no
table inter-season anniversaries ST Patrick day.
II his VIII give him precisely two weeks in which
10 reflect on hts course in exchanging creditable
calling In private life for the harassing duties OF
paonc once, and 10 celebrate April Fools day in
accordance with the conclusions he arrives at.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-03-16

$3.50 Trimmed Bonnets for $4.9S.
33c. Straw Bonnets for 29c.
49c. Hats, four shapes, 42c
a6.68 English Tweed Suits, $5.98.
$12 Serge Suits for $1O.5O.
$3.50 Children's Suits for 80 90.
$1.50 'P. R." and 6-button Gloves, @1.29.
Csc Isle Thread Gloves. 21c.
25c Jewelry, all styles 19c.
75c. Jewelry, all Styles SOC.
Csc Rubber Dolls for 19c.
&C. Bisque Dolls for 49c.
$1.45 Check Gossamers for SI.29.
CSC lunches Feather Tips for SOC.
Csc. Satin and G. G. Sash. SOC.
CSC. Bottles Florida Water, 21c
Soc Nickel Clocks, warranted, 79c.
lie. Lubin's Powder for Sc.
Csc Silk Garter Web for 21c.
13c. Roll Toilet Paper for lie.
csc. Fans, all styles, 19c.
98c. Fans, all styles, 79c.
&l.6S Jerseys, all styles, s1.42.
CLOS Children's Jerseys, SL59.
Csc. India Linens for gle.
3 for 25c. Tides 3 for 19c.
soc. Satin Pincushions for 39c
1928 Tailor-made Jersey Coats, S298.
S13.9S Beaded Visites for $40.
1898 Children's Coats for S367.
Csc. Lonsdale Cambria Gowns, 73c.
59c. Handmade French Chemises, 48c.
Soc. good Muslin Chemises, 34c.
SOC. good Muslin Skirts, 29c
csc. Null Caps for 19c.
Csc. Lace Trimmed Aprons, 1oc.
39c. Writing Tablets, &c.
81 French Woven Corsets, roc
75c. Coutil and Sateen Corsets, soc.
48c. Wire Health Bust.e 39c
Csc. Coaching Parasols for SIC
SL69 Fancy Parasols for 81 81.
$l.50 "Gloria." not fraud, Sl38.
25c. Japanese Ware for gle
$1.10 Guaranteed Black Silks, Csc
S1.45 Black Satin Rhadame, 81. 80.
Csc. Spring Shades Surahs 55c
10 per cent discount ON Dress Trimmings, Blu
tons, Curtains Laces, Embroideries orient
Goods.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-03-16

w y PARKER. MAGNETIC HEALER TREATS
v,,hous Sssssiniy al Chrome and Nsrvots Disssses
non use Once hours; 10 pm. 40 1Qth q NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-03-16

The very best man who can be secured AZ the
salary should be appointed to the vacant District
Judgeship. The Importance OF the duties OF this
life Office demands such action The home-rule
plank does not, perhaps, as in the recor1ership
matter, limit the appointment to resident OF the
District. The pledge refers to slocal Offices
While the duties OF recorder purely local. and his
feeS are all paid by property owners here the Dis
trct court IS not merely local or state court but
performs the functions OF a federal court, and the
Judges salaries are paid by the government The
home rule promise may apply, therefore, so far as
the District court Is concerned, only TO a limited
extent But will not District appointee be the
best man. on grounds which commend themselves
10 every thoughtful person, whether he Is bound
by promises or not? Other things being equal,
the lawyer who IS best acquainted with local law
and practice is best lifted fitted for the position
special education In the peculIariies OF District
law and methods viii be required for an outsider
who, II he has grown N In a code state, will need
10 re-learn In many respects his legal alphabet.
II is not desirable to make the Supreme Court Of
the District legal training school, unless that
step is unavoidable. No good reason for such a
step is found In the existence OF jeaousies among
the resident lawyers which may prevent an en-
thusiastic and unanimous endorsement OF
any one OF their number, and which may
cause some who cannot hope for the ap-
pointment to prefer the success of a stranger
heve that an ADLER judge, at the low salary paid,
can be obtained from outside the District than
fro within It. II the best lawyers here cannot
AFFORD to take the position Will an outside lawyer
Of the same caliber and success be likely to find
that he can AFFORD to accept it? THE STAR be-
heves that Washington, with its numerous i'm
portant courts and the vast interests concerning
which litigation is had here, can boast as able an
array OF lawyers as the bar OF any other city OF
the United States can display. 1t believes that
the wisest decision OF the judgeship matter Will be
the appointment OF the best resident lawyer who
can be had for the price. II does not appear that
members OF the bar here are higher priced than
lawyers OF equal ability elsewhere, without their
Special knowledge Of local law and procedure II
q choice Is made outside Of the District there is
not one chance IN thousand OF the appointment
OF man OF national ability, who viii elevate the
District bench, and whom Congress will delight to
honor by raising the salaries OF the entire court
And IN the event OF an outside appointment the
District would be lucky to escape some sern-legal
sut-ofjob politician, rusty not merely in District
Jaw, but concerning law in general, who as a re-
ward for political services, and not as a recogni-
ton Of legal reputation, might be fastened upon
the District, TO draw his pension and muddle the
law as long as he should 1--we.