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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

a good Ola church deacon in Mich
igan who was tempted into dabbling a
bit in wheat picked up the paper one
morning and read: "a more hellish
feeling developed in the market yester-
day" The editor had written "bull-
ISL. but the good old deacon laid the
paper right down and went TO the
telephone and said to his broker: "SelI
me out at once for whatever you can
get. / have been expecting something
Ike this for long time. and | don't
propose to have old Satan walk in on
me y Val Street Nel0s..
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

The baby King of Spain Is said to be
a real jolly little chap. He enjoys being
shown to the public and blows kisses
from his chubby little hands to every
one who pleases him.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06
NOTES OF THE TIMES.

THERE are said to be $4,000 blind
people in England.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

To BoOk-Worm: You enquire for the
author Of the saying. 1T IS TIE unex-
pected that happens" His name IS
Virgins on the Gramp;an Hills-New
York Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

General Ben Butler was found nap
ping in st. Louis Court the other day.
He may have been mapping with that
off eye of his but it would be safe to
bet that the other one was wide awake.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

ADELINA PATTI has been engaged to
sing for Mapleson, at E9I7 per nj hit.
twice a week for SIX months, each
night paid in advance.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

LORD SALISBURY Is the only member
of the British Cabinet who has grown
fatter. He has gained four pounds
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

THE London pOstmen have petitioned
Tire Postmaster-General to be called
.'letter-carriers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

FIFTY thousand elephants a year GO
TO make our piano keys.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

PAsTEUR has been made Baron by
the Emperor of Austria.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

ANEW bridge across the Tiber in
Rome is to be named in honor of Carl
baldi.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

THE fruit-peddler never resorts 10
egal measures.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

James Henry, the great-grandson nj
the famous Patrick Henry, is one of the
promising young men Of Tennessee.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

A pair Of strong, big lungs viii often win
a reputation for statesmansnip IN spite OF
serious cerebral deficisneies-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06
MAID AND WIDOW.

It's whispered that good pastor, a
widower. proposed to young lady
short time since, but was rejected
His feelings had q second severe test
when a widow neighbor sent him the
following text to preach from: ''Ysu
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06
MARIE NEE BRIDGET.

"Ma," inquired Bobby, after two
lady callers had gone, sis Marie your
maids right manner" Certainly,
Bobby. Why?" Il heard one of these
tell the other, before you came down,
that the maids name must be Marie
nee Bridget"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06
SHE MIGHT RELENT.

81 can't see, Nellie. why your moth
er will never allow you to go driving
with me-
II think, Charlie, that she might
give her consent if she could see you
driving your new horse once.
"How do you mean?"
"Why. it's all you can DO to hold it.
Lincoln Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

Whats all this racket" asked
travelling man as he got off the train in
Philadelphia.
They're celebrating the signing of
the United States Constitution.
why, that happened hundred
years ago."
Yes"
"And they are just getting on to it?
Well, if that amt Philadelphia all
overr'-Washington Critic.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-10-06

some business occupation. The trustees
appointed will see 20 il that the best possible
results are obtained for Miss Sylvester from
the money donated.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22

Caldwell, Dec. IS, 1886.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
4 CARD OF THANKS.

EDS. TRIBUNE: As teacher Of the
Fair View school. and In behalf Of the
Board OF Education here, l desire to ex-
tend our sincere thanks to the two
young mon OF Caldwell who ATTENDED
our school meeting and cast their votes
against the interests Of education, and to
deprive me Of my salary. And as the
right Of suffrage (with regard to one Of
then) Is not limited to one district, l
would suggest that if he will keep him
self informed as to the time Of school
meetings in other Districts. he will
doubtless have other opportunities OF
lending . helping hand to beat some
lady out out Of well earned support.
For in this life there are always many
occasions for gratifying the desires OF
such noble, generous and manly prin-
ciple. Such kind treatment at the
hands of gentlemen deserves some COM
pensstion, and il their salaries had to be
raised by small taxation, controlled
by vote OF the people, should be glad
to be allowed to exercise the right Of
suffrage in their behalf.
NINA NEWTON.
Jan. 18, 1887.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22

town in circulation at our beautiful
capital city. and to witness tho love
feast participated In by Boise and
our Nsmpa suburb. Anything like tho
shipment from Caldwell Of loaf OF
bread or dozen Of laundried linen to
Duffss' addition, is created with the
widest enthusiasm 1T Boise, and i'm
mediately tho report goes out that the
hotel and depot at Cald we'll are already
half torn down and the railroad CON-
pany will make this dag station in
few days. 1t really is very amusing.
Nothing short of half-column editorial
will now answer Boise Newspaper to
announce an anticipated settler at our
aforesaid suburb, nor will anything
short of column editorial suffice to
herald the tremendous possibilities at
stake in tho hoped-for removal of the
ba.:e. shop laundry. which produced the
aforesaid loaf Of bread and cleansed
the well-worn Nampa linen. II any
thing ct all can be drawn from the above,
1t seoms to US that 1t emphasizes the
fact that Boise Is desperately anxious
about the probable supremacy Of the
Caldwell metropolis. but has not the
slightest fear of any possible impor-
tance attaching to the vast ambition of
the Nampa suburb. In this We all hope
Boise may, to some extent, be mistak-
On, for many of the people at Caldwell
are personally and deeply Interested in
making our first suburban venture
sometLiug OF o SUCCESS.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
PRISONER ESCAPED.

Henry Ford, prisoner, sent up from
Bingham county, for burglary for three
years, who had served one year, escap-
ed Tuesday morning. Some twelve OF
the prisoners were taken out to work
on the road about = milo from the
prison uudor ono guard. Ford madc
some excuse and was allowed TO step
to one side, and instead Of returning
took for the bushes near by and soon
reached the Boise river. and crossed
over with . good show Of getting away.
The guard took the ether prisoners bsok
to tho pen, and 1t Was some time before
pursuit could DO made. Statesman.
LArKR.-Tho bird has boon recap
tured and returned to the pen.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
The Only Nay to conquer Dv.pep.,a.

1t is perfectly preposterous to introduce
pepsin and other artificial solvents into the
stomach, in the expectation that they will as
sist digestion by acting on the food itself.
They will not. Nor is it possible to thus
overcome dyspepsia. The only way to con-
quer that disorder and prevent the numerous
diseases and disabilities which it assuredly
provokes, is to renew the activity Of gastric
action by Strengthening the stomach. Hos
letters stomach bitters eradicates the most
inveterate forms Of indigestion by restoring
vitality 10 the alimentary organs, and those
which arc tributary to them. The liver, the
bowels, the kidneys and nerves. no less than
the stomach, experience the invigoratmg
effects Of that standard tonic, which possesses
alternate properties and greatly enhance its
beneficial influence, and give permanence
to its effect, which they would not otherwise
possess.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
An End to Bone scraping-

Edward Shepherd, OF Harrisburg, H., sayE:
"Hsqlng received SO much benefit from Electric
Bitters feel my duty to let suffering humanity
know It. Have had . running sore on my leg for
eight years; my doctors told me would have to
have the bone scrsped or leg amputated. fused,
instead, three bottles of Electric btters and seven
boxes Bucken's Arntca Saive and my leg Is now
sound and well. Electric BItters are sold II ATTY
cents bottle, and Buokien's Arnica Salve Al 26c
per box by Little 4 Co.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
SOCIABLE AT MIDDLETON.

The Middleton Sunday School will
give an entertainment and socisble Fri
day evening Jan. 2S. The proceeds to
60 toward buying an organ for the
school. A cordially invited.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22

After this date coal will be sold at
$3.50 per ton delivered. All orders
must be sent to Campbell & Moudy's
Livery stable. Money must accompany
the order, or no coal will be delivered.
CAMPBELL & MoUpY, Props.
Caldwell, Dec, 18, 1886.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
eood Results In Every Case

d. A. Bradford, whosesale paper dealer OF Chat
tonoogs, Tenn writes that he was severely a@ict-
ed with severe cold that settled on his lungs; had
tried many remedies without benefit. Being In
duced to Try DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption, did so and was entirely cured by use Of
4 few bottles. Since which time he has used It IN
his family for all coughs and colds with best re-
suits. This f. the experience of Thousands whose
Trial bottles free at Little ( Co.'S drug store.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
YOCNG-ARGUSS-4

MARRtED-At Caldwell. Sunday, jan
uary l6, Judge Beatty officiating, Mr.
Jerry S. Young to Miss Alvira Az
gussa, both of Heppner, Oregon.
The TRIBUNE wishes the happy couple
. long and prosperous lie.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
HxxrED. TO rRADE.

As do not care to raise her, will
exchange nv two-ysar-old FLY. (out
OF thoroughbred marc Beauty for
young COWS or heifers.
RoBT. f. STRAHORN,
Caldwell, Idaho.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
RIRDHELL-SMITH.

MARRTED--At the residence of T. II.
Galloway, Monday, January 10, Rev.
Galloway officiating, Mr.. VIM. c.
Birdwell and Miss May Smith.
Mr.. and Mrs. Birdwell have host OF
friends here who wish them happiness.
YOCNG-ARGUsSA
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22
SCHOOL REPORT.

Monthly report of School District No. 3
(frsnklin} for the month ending Jan. IA, 1887.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1887-01-22

Total number enrolled, ~.
Average daily attendance, a7.s.
A. b. MACPHERSON, Teacher.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed proposals will I've received by the
Board of Hospital Commissioners of the city
Of Springfield Ohio. at the Office in the Mitch
ell block in said city. of J. :. Elliott. clerk OF
said board. until l. o clock. noon. of April 9TH
lssT, for furnishing all the material and doing
all the labor for the remcdeling and repairing
of the building on the Hospital grounds in said
city.
An bids must be for doing said work accord
ing to the plans and specifications therefor on
hle in the Office of has. 4. Cregarr architect;
and all bids must be on the blank forms iurn-
ishrd by the clerk of said board. and shall be
enclosed in a sealed envelope and deposited
with said clerk. and such sealed envelope
shall have endorsed thereon the nature of the
same.
Said bids will be opened al the flrst regular
meeting of the board after the 9th day of April
lss. and said board reserves the right to reject
any or all bids.
BOARD OF HOSPITAL COMMISSIONERS.
ByJNS. =. GOODWIN. President.
J. :. ELIIoTT. Clerk.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02
NELSON COLLEGE NOTES
Picked Up by One of the student.

Picked Up by One Of the students.
Me. is going 10 vote for Caldwell.
Young is going TO vote for Ludlow.
n uar,,,,, r.,,is,.r.5 this ,,a..L
- "''' '''' ''''''s' ''' '''''
LOOK out iof raickeihef WIeh lie gets OH
HIS e"i
we mad eighty-sN students IN attendance
In March.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02
JOHN WREN, N. Y. STORE,
The BANQUET BOARD.
The jefferson Club Celebrate the One HIM
dred and Forty Fourth Birthday of the
Second President of the U. S.
Interesting Event at the Arcade Hotel
The Affair in n Social Wa,->c"n-s
at the Tahle-The Toa>t- and
Sprerhe>-Thr Menu.

The second annual banquet of the Jeffer-
son club al the Arcade hotel last Friday
night was unquestionahly very handsome
and successful affair, and much more con
, SpicuouS in a social than a political way.
The guests began TO assemble a. early a. :
O'Clock. but proceedings were late getting
under way. and it was fully 1880 before
the dining room WAS thrown open and the
banquet commenced. The intervening time
WAS spent very pleasantly by the large
crowd present. the great corridors of the
hotel and the parlor being thrown open for
the reception of the guests About one
quarter of those present We're ladies. and
their presence was an addition to the affair
To an undeniable degree. FOreman's
orchestra, stationed Just outside of
the parlOr at the junction of the
two great halls on the second floor furnished
music of an enlivening and acceptable ma
ture, the 'Ermnie" selections being partic.
ularly appreciated. Most of the ladies md
their escorts cOngregated in the handsome
parlorS of the hotel and combined To make
a gay and spirited picture. But the vast
majority of the Jetfs. present had no ladies
and these collected in a dense body in the
central corridor and gaZed moodily at their
more fortunate associates. The assembly
was quite striking looking one and the
admiXture of the kids" and '"mossbacks"
was effected with outward calm of inward
turmoil.
At 1890 the orchestra struck up march
and the guests. lead by the gentlemen who
had brought ladies. marched into the din
.l,.,
spread and waiting the onslaught. Ii was
a RHckfield banquet and no higher praise
need be or could be accorded it. The tables
were Strikingly set with silver aud china,
and the napery was irreproachable Covers
We're laid for something over 200 and there
were no vacant seats The tahl.s wore ga
arranged as 10 form continuous banquet
board about three sides Of the room. The
floral decorations were not profuse, but an
pyramid of potted plants rose
half way to the lofty ceiling at the
west end of the room, jars being
heavily wrapped in gold tinsel. This
collection Of flowers repeated its
glorieS in large adjacent mirrors. The
room was brilliant from the joint illumina
ton of gas and electricity. A dainty
I,oUt0Hicr lay at each cover. together with
4 menu-card and a handsomely
programme of the proceedings, bearing on
its face a picture of Thomas Jefferson.
whose famous simplicity" the AFFAIR was
designed to imitate-by contrast. Every
thing was in good form without an exagger-
ated attempt at lavish display. The
waters served the banquet very quietly
and eXpeditiously. the courses succeeding
each other and being removed by the tap of
the head walters bell only. The menu was
as follows:
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02

We expect in few weeks 10 occupy the
room adjoining Us. made necessary by our
large and increasing trade. Before cutting
through we propose To close out number
of odd lots and sizes at a great sacrifice.
Iou will find bargains in many kinds from
a child's school shoe to a lady'S French kid
button. and many kinds in Youths, mems
and boys. You will make a mistake If
you do not call in and see us.
STARkEY X SCOwDEN,
Arcade Shoe Store.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02
SPRINGFIELD MALL ASSOCIATION.


Election of Oniccr. Friday Afternoon.
The managers of the McAll Auxiliary
met with Mrs. Marshfield Steele, on west
MANI. OH Tiuay ai1ei iVon anu eiecteu tHe
following named officers:
President-Mrs. X. A. Burt.
First Vice President f. =. Christie;
2d. Mrs. c. A. Phelps; Sd, Miss NJ. j.
Clokey: 4th. Mrs. ID. Brunner; 5th, Mrs. J.
4. 5. Gu: 9th. Mrs. c. NJ. Nichols: eth,
Mrs. d. NJ. Burns; sth. Mrs. Rev. VIM.
Runyan: 9th. Mrs. II. &. Hamlin: 10th,
Mrs John Hutchison; l1th. Mrs. Dr. G. W
Moore: 18th. Mrs Rev. j. b. Helwig; 18th
Mrs. Rev. l.. A. Gotwald.
Corresponding Secretary-Miss 4. W.
Bushnell.
Recording Secretary-Mrs. Rev. Joseph
Kyle.
Treasurer John {. Miller.
MANAGER>.-First Presbyterian-Mls'
Jennie King. Mrs. Lunds Willard, Mrs. X.
5. Thompson.
Miss Susie Ballard. Miss Fannie Rodgers
| United Presbyterian-Mr W. A. Bar
nett, Mrs. r. l.. Arthur, Mrs. A. q. Bar
| Der.
CongregatiOnal-Miss Lizzie Wright
| MIS-. L. II. htlttl. hlS- W ~ vi
High Street NJ. E.-Mrs. +. Stewart
Mrs. Il. b. Phillips, Mrs. DIR. f. '. Van
Norman.
Central NJ. E.-Mrs. George Horner, Mrs
Emma Movers. Mrs. Granville Wones.
St. Paul-Mrs. Belle Darrow, Mrs. IL. G
Bradley. Mrs. Charles A. Reeser.
Trinity Baptist-Mrs. T. c. Ackerson
Mrs. +. j. kirkpatrick, Mrs. William Dick
son.
! First Baptist-Mrs. Il. F. Willis, Mrs
Rev A. l.. Wilkinson, Mrs. Thomas W
. Deane.
Second Lutheran-Mrs. Ross Mitchell
! Mrs. =. A. SCHNEIDER, Mrs. William Lup
! fer.
First Iutheran-Mrs. DIR. +. Meyers
/ Miss Josie Thomas, Mrs. Prof. b. F
Prince.
Episcopal-Mrs. Dr. John Buckingham
| Miss Miller. Miss Meta Rice.
Methodist Protestant-Mrs. J. {. Hutch
inson. Mrs. W. J. Finley, Mrs. q. {. SteH
I
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02

Mr.. OLIVER 5. NELLY, republican can
didate for mayor, speaking of the men EN-
ployed by his company. says: ''ThcB may
bfi0ng to any church. any pDiiti"dI party.
az any orgdnizdtion of niy kind. They
hare Glid are Cutitici. in that respect, Ia
pcrfrt freedom. They hare ncrcr been
h"mpcrcd by ne or by any member Of the
op,npnnM AMI. So long Gs hare anything
+" SIy dI,oG il, they ncrCr shat be-
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02

The March business of L. +. Brandora n
Co. was the largest months work in their
history. Their business is growing every
day and their trade is truly enormous. The
wholesale business of this firm is big and
few realize the number of pianos and organs
that they sell. Their low prices and good
terms induce many TO patronize them. Go
in and see their nice stock.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02

OF the ffty-one lots that will be sold next
Wednesday, April ., BY Foley X Hayward,
seven are located around the homestead OF
f. l.. Houck. and for location. beauty and
size, are the finest in the land. all improved.
with pavements, curbing and guttering.
Forty-four other lots are business and resi-
dence lots. situated on Yellow Springs
street. Southern avenue. Jackson street,
Summer street and Western avenue.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02

Oranges. bananas. Apples.
Malaga Grapes. Figs. RaisinS.
Edam cheese. crackers Mocha Coffee
Agreeable to previous arrangement.
no wines were served at the banquet. and
the democratic heart was compelled to find
stimulation in Mayonaise chicken salad and
Mocha coffee. During the banquet a dis
trict telegraph messenger Roy passed along
the tables and took the name of everybody
present for Col. W. A. Taylor, the wv. \.
T. of the Cincinnati Enquirer who was
present. writing up the affair for his paper,
with quite flourish of scenery, in which
he required the services of half dozen
messengers. several of whom he kept run-
ming backward and forward to the telegraph
Office, getting off his copy a sheet at a time.
Mr.. Will 5. Thomas. president of the
Jefferson club, who was to act rs master OF
ceremonies, made a break, in his nervous
ness. and commenced to make his little
speech before the last course was served,
but laughed gOOd-naturedly and joined IN
the applause which followed. He began by
remarking one arm extended well toward
the east and the other holding programme
in the front of his face. that ''one year ago
tonight" At this point small regiment OF
waters. with trays diZZily suspended above
their heads. came in with the coffee. and
Mr.. Thomas sank into a seat. Ii wasn't
/ long. however, until the banquet really did
conclude, and speechmaking commenced.
| 1t was now midnight. The guests had been
/ at table just an hour and a half. toiling
through the courses. There was two hours
of solid posr-prandral Oratory ahead. The
crowd yawned behind its programmes and
hoped for gracious sake, they would cut it
short.
The speech-making now begun and lasted
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-02

Mr.. OLIVER :. NELLY. republican can
didate for mavor. speaking of the men EN-
ployed by his company, says: They may
h.l0tG to any church, any political party.
ar Gnu "rgdmizGtiDn Cf amy kind. They
hare and ur, cntitisd. in that respect, Ia
Jcrf"f frc0inm. They hare ncrer been
hammered bv ne or by any member Of the
crmpGny. amt, 80 Tong as hare anything
10 say about ii, they ncrcr shall De"