The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-09-29
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"A veil ipews composer. So i@nasnSn
n - qoesr lhsl oaeen Ylc,oris ai'
pcs ocfier lhs Order o. the Bath % so1'
a IrRsio Illlt Ihaiart
~'iluiisr IL -. says rsaild report
EFsrliy. No lave sros butter thai q
iost msn cgaid bold aovR.
--saue esihnsis,iie samirsr Declare
that iee THISTLE IL daisy. lie has eui
little niisa 10 be Coral iaowledse
Cigar 5ealsf- - hsre soneihiag pev
la fsgasis vsni 10 shos yea. Mr.. Dam
lsy. DBmlsy What IL Il. ioi'socof
Tls pssa family bold reunion ls'i
whsh Of ceffo Oofia. Ill. ard she Chicago
Mai Gays ihsrs wsre several bosheis pres
esd
Then you don't like hssbf" said The
lsb3isdy. siertiy II don't olieei 70
bash. eIplslns8 the bosraer its rehssb
ilist -
Never ssh . carl II che believes 10 love
Ia esgtsss gplsss you can show clear
dee 4 ne coiisEe II would br scll 10
hsfs sue aeea wilh Jon 70 shos ~ ca
re- ~
~ soDasr they say the Ysnkees eiAg'
gefase W. kaos u ono wbo complained
10 81 hatcher ,ha The last piece Of siesl
keht tan sa. 20 tough that his mother
couli MT otes 'be gravy.
Same sonilswsn 10 the audience has
los, ti. bead. eSclsimed an unpopular
lsciaa' - cabbage sitendcd by dead
cal epmr %, ~ The platform. The laugh
uss 80 the cabbage heal
"a good msn 10 Nre Bedford was not
% isf ~ d ibe way bcn be used 10 say
10 conference meeting; Brethren, We have
been mcroifolly spared 10 passing through
many scenes and unsssns
"A exchange bss su article on Bread
Masing ia Niusvch II will prove Of sb.
sorbiug iaifrcst 10 those who have prepar
~ hlfHFffNtf fNI NHAH NintNA " 'a'ink
fsilsay re.ieura1i sandwiches
1T j. remarkable fact about the
moon, and calculated to inspire consider
sble respect iot that heavenly body, that
even when 1t is completely foil it never
varies from iis orbit hands breadth.
One Of the contemporary poets asks:
"Wbere are the bright girls Of the pssii'
Our own observation is that some Of them
are administering cautious doses Of pare
goric to the bright girls Of the fulnre.
"A Corooer's jury at the inquest Of .
mAa killed while walking on double track
railroad, brough, 10 verdict Of "Accidep-
tai death; deceased being cross eyed, was
unable TO tell on which track the train was
coming"
Her vacation didn't seem 10 do your |
wife much good. Perhaps she didn't take
enough trercise2" "Oh, yes she did.
She sat on the piazz, aud talked contin.
uously for three hours every day on the
stretch
--"My dear old friend, how were You
able 10 acquire such en immense fortunef
by a very simple method" What meth
cd is ths,S when sasp poor ! made out
that | was rich, and when | was rich ]
made out that was poor
Proud mother. (daughter) You al
lowed yourself to be won altogether too
easily, Edith Edith-l suppose ! did.
But az Harry is rather. bashiul and | am
nearing 80 thought il only proper to make
II So easy as possible Tor hin.
lit IL said that sneezing has become
fashionable in certain cities Good the
tins has gone ~, then. when fellow
must clutch bis nose aud strain enough to
lii, a barrel Of -four over gate, IN order TO
keep from startling the company.
-Wiia-You ought TO step in and see
lha doctor, Henry. aud learn what is the
nr'sr With you aud get some medicine.
Il and What when there are several
bot IS Of medicine not yet half taken in
The housef We must be economical.
-rrodigal Son Father after twenty
years Of iruitless wandering, have re-
urned TO my old home" "Oh. it's you
Is IL. BillS Well. there amt any wood
'plii for your ma to cook the dinner with.
P'raps you'd better. ct up 40 appetite.
--"No. said old Bill Sque, zers. who was
down fr,ni Bodie lie other day. ~
didn't go 10 Judge Podeer's wedding.
rhc police said No cards. and I'm blamed
4 can fool away a whole evening where
here's no chance Of little four.bit
.nle."
lind do you really love me. George?"
he asted. Love youl" repeated q, orge,
erscntly. "Why, while | Was bidding
ron good bye on the porch Last night,
lear. the dog bit a large chunk cut u
by leg, aud never noticed il until got
iome
odd lady 90 grocer's boy)--Don't y u
inos, boy, that II is very rude TO whistle
shen dealing With lady: Boy That's
hs, the boss told me 10 do. mum. Old
idy - Teld YOU to vhisiley Boy Yes'm,
lie said IL we ever sold you anything we'd
ave 70 whistle for the money.
lit is my painful duty. madam" b,
aid, ito inform yon tina, lightning hsi
asi struck your husband IBID il sifik,
i'm more ibsn oacei" she asked, anxious.
y. NO, nsasn Thank heaven IT,,
10 worseF' she sid. With Sigh Of relief
II lishtnias oaly struck John once, he'll
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