New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-06-14
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Germans are haing a boon TO mankind the IN
venton by Messrs LOrenz, of Carlsruhe, of steel
clad bullet with a slight alloy Of anthony, which, In
addition to increased powers Of penetration, gives
much fatter trajectory and Is warranted 70 pass
through q mans body without causing unnecessary
discomfort This is killing two birds with stone
II will XII two, three, men at one shot they
happen 10 stand In the way.
House hunter 20 agents cleri)-pnt this houso
faces due north Mr.. Smart told mo lt had southern
Cerk~Did he1 Wen, am sure he thought he was
telling the truth He's not tho man TO deceive any
body. You sec, he IL patriot; that's what no Is
lie knows North and no south and, between you
and me, suspect he's ulhe shaAy On Last ann
West-tBoston Transcript.
This is the way In which an old Californian views
tho here and the hereafter: MY head Is whitening
and I believe tho next world to be beautiful but
when my time comes to 90 to It, while Will obey
the cheerfuly, 1t Will be with feeling Of
wonder that God has wrought out elsewhere better
place than California"
I'm Connecticut. lie has $500 deposited in the
tb Dan 80 t o be eSon of drawing 1 enough Of
his capital to buy square meal.-tburingtoh iree
Press.
1t might be said of the Pttsburg Lutheran who
beat his wife and killed his child because the latter
had been baptized by Catholic priest, as friend
Of Chastino Cox, the murderer, said of him when In
formed that he had been arrested at prayer meet
ing. "Well, he always was very religious"
Partiy-Mrs Buckrum--How's dat baby oh you'n
Yo' wife a-sayin' tudder day 81 how she hadn't
named Il ylt Reckon she call IL arter yO ob course
Mr.. Hodge Crabtrco-Waal, nom, only pa'uy. she
goIn' call I'm Niyum Crabtree, Willyum ater her
brildder BIZ, and Crabtrce arer me(Harpers Bazar
Tho Boston Budget tells this story of a Boston
school on "exhbitlon day." The teacher gave out
the word hazardous for boy to spell, and to her
great surprise he promptly spelled 1t hazardess'
Thinking that the definition might jog his memory In
regard to photographed blunder of which he was
guilty. she asked him to give the meaning, where
upon her establishment intensified with the reply
"A female hazard
Prominent Pcople-omaha Mani see that Cor
coran the phlanthroplst has been stricken with
paralysis and has slim chance Of RECOVERING
not kept up his record lately; told him he ought
never to have left, Chicago. 49,, -
omaha Man-Left Chicagoi Did Corcoran, the
banker, live there!
Chicago Man dn disgqst)-oh thought you you
meant Larry Corcoran, who used to pitch for the
Chicago nine.-(Omaha World
"Boerr said Bismarck not long ago in the Reich
stag is comparatively speaking the beverage OF a
well class but spirit Is tho drink OF the famous
poor man. and spirit is thus drink which the
laborer cannot always dispense with Beer makes
one lazy instead Of exciting the nerves. 1t has,
moreover a drawback from the economic standpoint
II is a timc-kller With Us Germans perhaps nothing
Kills time 80 much a. becrdrnklng. Spirit has In
way this effect and IL you let the workngman choose
between wine, beer and spirit he Will reject wine.
have never found that the labOrer when he found his
work ha refreshed himself with Bavaran beer. The
Door man needs spIrit--ccrtalnly to moderate ex-
tent but stIn small quantity daily for nourishment"
Each Took half" Do you understand about notes
OF hand r. asked VI the market wmtewashers Of
stand keeper the other day.
wall. had fcllers note for 800. 1t amt due
nm de Ist Of July but las mite he paid me half of it,"
" And you Endorsed the amount OH the back Of the
81 did. heyl Was dat dc way to dor
ff ITnu Al do
"Cut do note In two an gin him halfr-(Detroft
Free Press.
Professor David Swing advocates the building of
two largo cathedrals In Chicago namely, waits,
mission building and large hotel for working girls ;
and these cathedrals no would like 10 see Benevo-
lence installed the presiding bishop.
81 don't believe in feeding tramps at tho door,"
said Mrs Criasonbeak You feed feed, them once and
replied Mrs. Yeast Il always give them bread
when they come my door, and i can't say that
% ksw Yeas sy yo 10 SsRc your OWN bed do yo
not p This was all that was said, and yet Mrs.
Yeast won't down the street like straw hat ON
windy day vnkers Statesman
Tho other day letter came to the North Adams.
Mass postolce. addressed follows ITO the State
OF Massachusetts where North Adams nestlcs mid the
hills peaceful and fair, there put In the postOfico
safe under lock and key until - calls and asks
Is there any mail for me1'" All over the face Of
this letter was written tho words rats and chest
nuts inscribed by the different mailingcerks through
whose hands the letter had passed.
House hunter TO agents clerh)Dut this house faces
duo north. Mr. Smart told me- 1t had southern ex-
Cierit-Did he Well. am sure he thought he was
telling the truth He's not the man u deceive any
body You see he Is patriot tnaiS bNtseen mo Won
and me suspect he's q tribe shaLy ON east and west
-(Boston Transcript
The Londoners In stew over The question
whether to name the Wild Wesp SHOW the " yam
kerles, or tho "Buffalo Bleries"
number of citizens Of Crawford County have
started a skunk ranch The object Is to raise skunks
for the sake OF their fur skunk ranch ought TO be
able TO mako a scent when all other industries are
paralyzed.-t N0rristown Herald.