St. Paul daily globe., 1887-05-29
AN ARTISTIC EFFORT.

AN ARTISTIC EFFORT.
zeal to others an inkling of the fun
which serves to modify the hum-drum
OF the dreary grind of study.
TOLD IN A. B.C.
A is Miss Adams. coquettish and bright.
brings out Benson, Il hitter of might
c begins Cook one of the Irwin Babies,
ID trots out Sir Downs, who kills all the
ladies'
f is for Err, with book-agent gall.
\ is for Fiske, satellite oflMiss Hall.
G is Miss Gale-how Gale(y) she sings
II must mean Hawley, who says funny (0
things.
l stands for Ina, one of 'ss's pearls.
j means Prof. Jones, who fiirts with our
girls.
K stands for Kendrick, and Babcock must
own it.
Lisa Lyon, but you'd never know it.
Nj is Miss Moran, '90s own belle.
N our Prex Northrop, who the cane rush
did quell.
ofs Miss olmstead, who, walks on her
heels. 80
stands for Pillsbury,s who always con-
geals.
Qs for the middle name of Miss Doctor
SeWell
R is for Robinson, who can kick like
mule.
5 stqrd' for 'stufy'' Smith, renowned for
Tis Lord Torrens, who don't like cheese
crystallographic very well.
I is for Upton, Barnums ''What Is It..''
brings out Noge, a beauty, and don's you
miss it,
W is Wagner, dandy on skates.
y animation, which everyone hates
\ is for Yum Yum, the pet of the school,
Will be continued in our next Annual.
The following is burleSque upon the
literary makeup of the ''Ariel," the
thoroughly alive and aggressive paper
published by the students:
10
we must have a I'm going TO be.
change. The good of Robert Burns Oh
education demands it. wad some power the
IL Is easy 10 see thatg1ft1e gle us to see our
something is wrong sells as ithers see us.
llat some OF the ma HOME HITS AND HAP
chinery is DETECTIVES PENINGs.
that screw is loose: Vos Salutamus.
that some OF the last How tempus does
enings are iDsecurelyfugit.
secured; that the Tom Collins, 100,
foundation on which has joined Alpha Sig
Is reared our boastedma Sigma.
system is tottering to The chapel
its fall. We must have choir.
q change. 49,, The library
LITERARY. ioEes on The news
Don't, smoke. Go to The facul-
church. Love your ty.
dear teacher. Strive
for an education. CONTRIBUTIONS.
SUE FRESH. Dear Ariel:
carlTle GeHL1lE' Was . big The Fresh are pre-
man; He @ had a big big INT sOphs Gators. 5r
head, perhaps big feet Respectively
But the fact remains iS9.
that his ensemble was 80.
big. SENIOR.
NOTE BOOK. PERSONALS
AS the American Joe Hutchinson was
eagle scars aloft he in chapel Tuesday.
looks down upon pros EXCHANGES.
Perlty, from the noble = Non ,paratua diXit
Pacific to the hoary Freshie,
Atlantic; from Min Cum a sad and dole
nesOta's banana fields ful look:
70 the coral reefs of 'Omne rectum' Prof
Florida - all, every respondit,
where prosperity. Let Et nihil scripsit in
us then, as we look his books
toward the setting The University of
sun Minnesota is to have
LAPsUs LINGUE sIvE toboggan slide.
-cAsTANEE NUCEs. Cornell has class
+. n. Stacy-I'm nottin Malavan.
SENIOR KICKS.
Wnt-r-r. When the gentleman insists that
am personsl mule, l kick.
Br-wst-r, These fraternities are getting too
smart.
.H-nsh-w, j. D.. I don't care what we're
kicking about, l kick from principle.
H-nsh-w, NJ. E. l haven't heard a word of
WHAT they have said, but III follow j. d.
Cr-sw-ll-I'm mad; I'm going to ''skip."
Between two fires. that of dispute and that of
my sideburns don't flourish.
H-wl-y-Tm in favor of class day. No