The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-06-23
Gbistlfs.


"A bufsisr genefsiiy msiss hit hoaa
~ 4. after IL rtscbss iAr plate.
"A poor psymAster is hss . boiiinI
ooliss pp,, bessusa At .ill never settle
alt WA isrmer osnght W. Q psasfii
Gre shs ran throssh bic property rap
islf
The ,srminsl facilities 81 The gasp al
pea lsrgs bns they are ample Tor ibsi
purpose
"A msnird mhn remsrss that a.,
aifsrerre bstsnsn maBs BET ard won
90. hsas,i = shout so
Il u strange thsi the poiiers DO DOT 81
into the base ball busiatts They car
make Aarh good pitchers
A seisslist has discovered tie earth
qatis isli II ls ienrd 10 The spoi sbe,
he ssees cueaa.beF shakes yea
-issfe !, o. change Ia the style u a.b
ing taeais tiiis yrst except tbsi The 100
b.. naes boig aad %, gate 30 much
ascs
"A ses Yort psper says there is con
siderable bpstlt 10 The dry goods market.
tus llscp there alsays IL ~ben The ladies 20
sborpiss
Il slssys prefer 20 be on the safe Ill.
when Ispeealsts remarked The trusted
treasurer. ~ be alisAiel from the train 10
Menircsi
Iii u n@i The big hog that pays, re
nalls the Mirror md Farmsr. This is
very true. The big boz always makes the
ether fellows pay.
The reason Why pure air Is such q
scarcity 10 railway cars is because Air is .
bad conductor. and il wouldn't do 10 have
two Of them on train.
Small hoy -"Wot'. the matter. jim
my Has yer heard emmy bad newsg,
Jimmy lmonrnfally) --"Yes. father is layin
In a 10, Of cord wood I"
Mrs. Miller, The dress refofmer. has
succeeded in stripping the Vassar girls Of
their corsets She will try her hand next
on the West Point cadets
lit is said Of poor whites Of North
Carolina that when they move all they
have 10 do is TO pour dIpper OF water on
the fire Aud call the dog.
"A Chicago maa paid 81 600 for az In
dian bible recently II is peculiar how
much more man will give Tor bible be
cant read than for one he can.
New servant II was two years 10 my
last place, mum. Mistress -"Oh, that
speaks we'll for you. Where was it2'
New Seryant-''In the reformatory,
mum"
Somebody claims TO have discovered
substance which is 1900 times as sweet as
sugar" The substance is supposed to
be sbou, eighteen years old, aud wesrs a
hustle.
"A California court recently granted q
divorce 10 husband on the ground that
be was insane when be married. Since
then the Judge has been overwhelmed with
business
Az article entitled How TO Acquire
Beauty" 10 going the rounds. The best
way TO acquire beauty. ifyou are single,
"a TO marry Der. il she is silly enough to
have you.
A New Hampshire farmer got csughi
10 barbed wire fence aud had to stay
there for five hours. He confded to bis
hired ma that he never got so tired Of
swearing 10 bis life.
q "A French engineer after q series Of ex.
perimeRs with pie baked by Vassar
College girlspow announces that be to
lieves tho proIsct OF tunneling the Rocky
Mountains is entirely practicable.
You girls want The earth, said
S,ate-s,ree, father. when one OF bis daugb
tcrs asked him for six dollars for new
jacket mo, papa, said the ingenious
child Of twenty, mot the earth only q
new jersey,
The manuscript, OF Burns poem The
Whistle" has been bought by Lord Rosen
berry for SLAB His lordship is extrsy
ssant We would have written him a
brand nss poem. 10 orr hes. hand writing
for sl5 less money.
.AI,lobson Indignantly II declare,
I'M band is 'r,ipg to play would like 10
kicR-hy self fos subscribing to the thing.
Mrs b., rushing to the window; "No
faint The band It's sprigg's tin-peddlers
cart The horse is running away"
Mistaken identity IL think saw
your husband coming out Of bsrroom
lssi evening, said lady TO a friend.
What time was iig' "About s o'clock.
II think lou must be mistaken. then. !
nsser kneS John to leave barrosm as
early Al : o'clock +"
"A crooked compliment was paid a
q -rmsn young lady, Who said; Nov
Herr lienteasnt, II Yen dou'i at once cease
your batteries shall have to hold both my |
ears shut My adorable frsuIien. an
ssefel the officer. 'your pretty little hands
are leo small for that
"A boy travelling siih bis father got up
10 Tho nish, and walked out Of the door
OF tae sleeping ear. which Was going st fall
speed. and did net awake until be tepan
turning somefsaults Then be said "All
right, pa, lin getting tish, up, snd vas
fast asleep again wben the trachmeu found
hin
I'VE haye some very eligible match
~. ssid the manager 81 a matrimonial
b asesu 10 yoans lady customer Here's
ka t.ottrstt al .a Italian rnut,t aai thefefs