New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-16
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Now ono of those cyclopedla speeches has killed q
man. They werc pretty bad, but nobody thoush'
them quito so dangerous
A certain old lady down in Maine has the genuine
genius OF Mrs Darlington, and may have been the os'
~ If that amo character for all the Listener knows
Not long ago she telling OF the WHO thies III 'ho
woods down there before tho country was settled
EWbv" aid she "the folks used to be walked up In
the night by tie bowling OF the pamphie'' AL INV
Il Is to be inferred that she meant "panthssrs,'
q ough doubt there have been such Things Do ho"-
Ing pamphlets. -tlioslon TRANSCRIPT
"The Atlanta Constitution" IA endeavorins TO I'M
pose the word "be1uestns" on an inotensNe peopio'
II tho South does not rso a. one man ana no~n
the word down. its future will not look as promising
"a IL did.
If General Sheridan should come out as candIoa,,9
for tho Presidency, HIS private record would DC GeMy
enlarged and dshgured 1t could easily 90 pr3 1n
that he march in tho Shenandoah Valloy'-1Du-
luth Paragrapher
Tho worry aggressive Dean Martyr Hart. OF tho
Denver Episcopal Cathedral, and 1.-THE Denver KepuD-
ncan" AFRO engaged in lively controversy over inc
question whether tho really stood stil at tho
command of Joshua The debate appears to De very
able one hut "a neither disputant has ally personal
knowledge the subject. 1t Is somewhat nconciuSN@
A Mid Hint.-They had been sitting In conte tenn
nlative slsuce for a long timo, when william muslSy
Wisdom in t that old saving Silence Is golden"
"There may be, but gold ID unDan'5' 'u-
rathor have Bill" , -. /. ero,,,,
1t took b,m hour to "catch on" bue no nil'uy
offered himself Lin DIN Journal
There is said to DO a gas well in Queenstown. Ind.'
which makes such loud roaring noise that 1t can 90
heard eight miles away, and the churches ana schoo'
IL tho vicinity have been abandoned because no ono
can 10 heard in them The natural gas liar Is ge'uhs
In some fine work this season
Times Revenge.-Mr 10 Lono ION being intro
duced)-SIiss Coquette and l have met before.
Mi-, COquetc NoMyj-ies, remember how' ,oo,.
,rfill Lot Eyro he
all wound and no doubt was veiy silly boy az
that time"
81 have been 1t was ten years ago, and y0Hhr
for refusing me was thai you were oiu ehoue"
to be my mother. x Omaha World
"The Alaska Free Press" IL authority for the state
ment that there 1--we mdstodons IN Alaska.
Tho man who writes negro song wherein the ne
gro is made to say "chore-" and "ye" may pe pun
Gown a. having been born Loo or l,'OO mics horth-
of cotton helL-tMacOn Telegraph
In Missouri no reviyali-t succeed in doing good
Gospel work who cannot truthfully boast OF a long
career Of sin previous to conversion.
Ito "Pctt Monlteur." Of Paris, has declared war
against tho Yankee renaissance In that city. "A
brutal shae-hand," 1t has replaced our FORMER
/ elegant way OF kissing lady's rosy Fingers. inc
Quadrlle. convenient Tor tho exchange OF 7pHIteu
talA, Is replaced by bOorsh Boston, sort OF dance
more suitable for Lauea.oos than Tor our GFaedui
Ia ,ian la lea Before long, our great bou.cV ards
will DO nothing but atrocious carcaue- OF hegcntNt
OF VI Fth-aye. Tho b O'CLOCK teo ioFheiy Wa
called 10 gouter ard pretty women used to ny at II
! with ruit, or light pastry Now England has quickly
! put her heavy paw on the graceful custom, and at
these orgies Of English tea. ham. sand"iche-'m d.
fins CD, pudding, geusemOoi-pio %, etc, are ." al
lowed ,Sn, and BOrd has n. On way " cheh
! cal compositions known cox . tail and sherry
/ eob er %. We have no longer any cafes. they have
become tavcrns bars, and musk y halls"
Tho role hunter l. not dead yet. Afer the Presi
} dent and MS lev Gland lett tho Palmer House Oh
/ luur,.a, morning. there va, rush To me hOtei u
eee the va ant apartments and QUO ahy offered cl'
tor the napun which tho lay OF the White iiOus'
! La a. he. ba~ty breakfast that morning Tho SAME
/ tl1-- Of Lun;os have be-eiged the manager OF th'
Columbia ihctiro tor -pug- of evergi Gems from th
| quest. vas rs a woman who aid she wanted some
OF thc~o -prgs to place upon the colin OF her dta'
| cl,Id. She ~ foolish. however, a. younl
iu,i.h tllng that entered the Palmer House barrie
-hou at sunday mOrnlng an wanted the barber VII
bal sha, tAe PRESIDENT to cater to the fuLL On III
/ face Chicago Mail
"Tle Boston Pilot" says that IN the little manufact
| urng town Of Spencer, Mass, out Of population o
/ $500 there are over 900 Roman Catholics
Mr.. Crmsonhcak-You have truly electric touch
Miss Fu,sa nieather at the pano-Oh, slr, you hatte
|
BUT n IA true"
"What makes yOu think so ~
"Why. Rad the other day that electricity woulC
! always put a piano ont Of tune"
She fingered the keyboard no more that evening
! NOnkcrs Statesman.