Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-19
DON'T YOU WORRY
How ehrevvd Business Men Have
solved a Great Problem.


"Isnhere fatality among our promi
neut men?" is a question that we often
ask. II is . question that perplexes our
leading medical men, and they are at
loss to know how to answer 1t.
We sometimes think that ii the ply
sicians would give part of the energy to
the consideration of this question that
they give to combating other schools of
practice, it might be satisfactorily an
swered.
The flights of isms" reminds us often
of the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that
we're only happy when they were ami.
hilating each other.
If Allopathy makes o discovery that
promises good to the race, Home pathy
derides it and breaks down its influence.
If Homeopathy makes discovery that
promises to be boon to the race, Allo.
patEy attacks it.
1t is absurd that these schools should
fancy that all of good is in their methods,
and none in any other.
Fortunately for the people, the merit
which these 'isms" will not recognize,
is recognized by the public, and this
public recognition, taking the form of a
ucludHu uROn bhO hhOASooASbt
eventually compels it to recoguize it.
Is it possible that the question has
been answered by shrewd business
men? A prominent man once said to al
inq oirer, who asked him how he got
rich: 81 got rich because l did things
while other people were thinking about
doing them" 1t seems to us that the
public have recognized what this fatality
is, and how it can be met, while the
medical profession have been wrangling
about it.
By q careful examination Of insurance
reports we find that there has been q
sharp reform with reference to examina.
tions land that no man can now get any
amount of insurance who has the least
development of kidney disorder), be-
cause they find that sixty out of every
hundred in this country do, either di-
rectly or indirectly, suffer from kidney
disease. Hence, no reliable company
will insure q man except after rigid
urinary examination
This reminds US of little instance
which occurred short time ago. A
fellow editor was an applicant for re-
spectacle amount of insurance. He was
rejected on examination, because, un.
known to himself. his kidneys were dis.
eased. The shrewd agent, however, did
not give up the case. He had an eye to
business aud to his commission, and
said: "Don't you worry; you get a half
dozen bottles of Warmers Safe Cure,
take it according to directions, and in
abouta month come around, and We will
have another examination. know you
will find yourself all right and will get
your policy"
The editor expressed surprise at the
agents faith, but the latter replied:
"This point is a valu able one. Very
many insurance agents all over the coun.
try, when they find customer rejected
for this cause, give similar advice, and
eventually he gets the insurance"
What are we to infer from such cir.
cumstances? Have shrewd insurance men.
as we'll as other shrewd busins IS men,
found the secret answer to the inquiry
Is it possible that our columns have been
proclaiming, in the form of advertise
ments, what has proved blessing in dis.
guise to millions, and yet by many ignor.
ed as an advertisement?
In our files we find thousands of strong
testimonials for Warmers safe cure, no
two alike, which could not exist except
upon a basis of truth; indeed, they are
published under guarantee of $4,000 to
any one who will disprove their correct
ness, and this offer has been standing,
!. . we are told, for more than four years.
Undoubtedly this article, which is
simply dealing out justice, will be con
|, !, sidered as an advertisement and be re.
jected by many as such.
We have not space nor time to discuss
the proposition that poor thing could
not succeed to the extent that this great
remedy has succeeded, could not become
so popular without merit even if pushed
by Vanderbilt or an Astor.
Hence we take the liberty of telling
our friends that it is duty that they
owe to themselves to investigate the
matter and reflect carefully, for the
statements published are subject to the
refutation of the entire world. None
have refuted them; on the contrary
hundreds of thousands have be.
lieved them and proved them true, and
in believing have found the highest
measure Of satisfaction, that which
money cannot buy, and money cannot
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