The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-11-30
CONVERSATION AT THE soIREE.
a Buffalo Man Fntertains Rochester
Girl
From, the Buffalo Caurier.

From the Buffalo Courier.
Mr. Thikhcd donned new pair of 50 striped
trousers last evening and attended soiree on
North street. Within an hour he was intro
dIlced TO a young lady from Rochester, and he
at once entered into an animated conversation
with her.
I've heard good deal about Rochester"
said Mr.. Thikhed, but I've never been there.
"Oh, you ought TO go. I'm sure you'd like it.
Buffalo doesn't compare with it. You don't SEQ
the hustle here that you do III Rochester"
Dear ne! How funny" said Mr. Thikhed.
rs it made Of wirc:"
"Wire?'
yeah. When you sit on it does it fold up?"
Why goodness gracious me, what are you
talking aboutE'
THE bustlel The bustlel Is IL the Langtry
or the Potter buste."
why / didn't speak about any hustle"
Il beg your PARDON said Mr.. Thikhed earn
estly. "You said there was hustle in Roch-
estern
"Why, didn't mean an article of dress" said
the young lady, blushing violently. Il meant
that Rochester was lively, wide awake, pushing,
you know
What does it push?"
why, nothing realty
What does it push for then?"
81 mean il S not slow 1t goes right ahead"
'On the canal or the railroad?'
"What?"
'Does it walk or ride bicycles"
''What?"
Rochester"
''Why, what a ridiculous question
You said it went right ahead. How does it
get over the ground?"
why, we put up houses.
AT auction:'
mo, no, we build them"
ooh, yes, now [ see. How funny"
You've never seen Powers block, of courSe!"
said the young lady.
NO" answered Mr.. Thikhed, but I'd like to
see him do it, very much
The young lady looked puzzled.
he
Mr. Thikhed
why. he doesn't block anything. Powers is
beautiful Why, was simply carried away the
FIRST time visited the art gallery.
''Who took your"
MY friend, Mr.. Smith,
did he carry you in his arms:"
Garry me in his armS!H
Yes, did he find you pretty heavy?"
Why, he never carried me-
who didY"
Nobody"
You said somebody carried you away"
Excuse me; you said you were carried away
when you saw the pictures"
"Oh, good gracious! meant was delighted.
Can't you understand anything -
But YOU'VE so vague, said Mr.. Thikhed.
Well, you know the Genesse river"
Jenny who -
"Genessee: GeneSsee river, same as your Gen
eSSee here, you know 2"
I'VE haven't got any Genessee river here"
NO, but you have hotel, haven't you?"
Is your tennessee river IKE our nOiel
mo, no, but the names are alike. The river
runs right through the town"
Why does it run Can't it catch car %
oh dear, no. How could it,?
Don't know. Any nice girls there ?'
Lovely, and they throw smiles at you"
Schooners or ponies 7"
"What ~
Lager or weiss beer? What kind of smiles
are they when they can throw them at you?
Do they throw 'em across the street?"
''Oh, dear, yes
Don't they spill? How the dickens can they
do it?"
Spill? don't understand you.''
why the smiles, you know"
How can they spillt"
III there was saloon here I'd show you"
"a saloon? What has that to do with
smilesl'
Mr.. Thikhed smiled pitifully. and shook his
head. Everything, everything" said he.
We'll, really, Mr. Thikhed." said the Roch-
ester young woman Il fear we don't under
stand each other Really, when you talk about
smiles being split can't comprehend you"
I'm sorry" said Mr.. Thikhed, but can't
make my meaning palmer without a saloon"
and he sauntered out into the conservatory and
looked at the harper tune his lay or lay tune
whichever it is.