The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-09-11
BRIGHT BITS.

A HOT BALL is not to be particularly dreaded
if man is hungry and it is fish ball.-BoSton
Courier.
STAMBULoFF, Montkrroff Stioloff and Ziokoff
-four offs in the Bulgarian Cabinet-and
Ferdinand is likely to be off himself one of these
fine days.-Net1 York Sun.
REsoLUTE old lady on the ferry-Young man,
| wish you'd throw away that nasty cigar, it's
making me sick
Wavcrng young man, meekly compliant-Me,
too.-Brooklyn Eagle
My love l would mask
Were it not for her wiles,
When she smiles in basque
And baSk in her smiles.
Boston Courier.
OK THE west porch: Mrs. Minzenheimer-M
Minzenheimer, vot do you tink: Rachel has
been here three seasons, unit don't vos married
yet. Mr.. Minzenheimer (absent-mmdedly( We'll,
my chit. tink viii hef to announce mark
town sail, amt it?-TotCa Topics.
INTERSTATE COMMERCE. LAWS do not prevent
shooting stars from travelling about, if they DO
bear hard on the regular dramatic companies,
but it is possible the stars are governed by the
laws of heaven, which are not yet amended by
railroad men.-NeW Orleans PicdyltIle.
FIRST OMAHA GIRI-Clara Stucl1up's father
gave her a magnificent diamond ring for her
birthday present. | suppose she'll be around
with it putting on airs.
Second Omaha Girl-She won't put on any
airs over me. have a new ring, too. See here.
But her ring is diamond"
mo matter; she'll feel sick when she sees
this. It'san engagement ring. "-OnldhG NOrid
WE'LL said the Car Stove to the Rotten
Bridge yesterday, you have had pretty busy
summer, and have hustled good many people
into the mysterious eyond but your work is
tame, after all You don't give them taste of
the hereafter Just wait a few weeks and see
me broil EN- And they joined arms and
walked down TO the managers office to tell how
much they were saving him every year.-Minne-
dpOtis Tribune.
EXCUSE me, - he said as he halted a citizen
on the street but have sure and speedy cure
for that mild form of eryspelas in your face. 1t
is only 81 o bottle"
"Erysipeas - howled the other.
RI warrant cure in very few weeks"
You old idiot, don't you know nothing?n
shouted the enraged man. ''Eresypelasy Why
brought this face on with whisky. Am l to
be insulted after working as bave for the last
twenty years. Go on, sir, or I'll do you serious
injury. Detroit Free Press.
land is this to be the end?'' said the deeply
enamored travelling man TO the beautiful young
lady who kept the books for one of his regular
customers in the little inland town.
1T is, Mr.. McThompsOl," she replied; II can
never be anything to you but friend. -,
Then" said the drummer, with trefnulous
voice and face of ashy pa.eness, sit only re-
mains for me to say farewell. shall be here
again, he continued, consulting his memoran-
dun book with rapidly recovering self posses
sion, lin thirty days with full line of samples
in millinery and dress goods. Save me your
orders, please. Good afternoon" x Chicago
Tribune.
IT Henry Georges theory is the old story of
the man who came home and said to his wife:
''Biddy, I've joined the lodge, and am going to
have $500 of my own
And how will We git it, Pat?
well, we're going to have big society, and
then make them divide all the money in the
world agually between all the people. That1l
make $500 apiece for us"
And whin we get yer $500, Pat, yen keep
yerself drunk and not work a lick till the
moneys gone"
Faith an I'll do that same, me darin."
And whin it's all gone, Pat, whatl you do
thinf''
"Bejabers, said Pat, scratching his head
then Wen have another divide. "-NashviHe
american.