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Spies and the vanxandts.
[ Mai and Fvnro.a


A father and mother wa .ro nn..,,-
not Mohawks will give .,,s;r S. are presumably
man and find in ann. personally, no objsc-
ton. inere is Even theory that these paren ts
are persons sf much sensibility for it is alleged
!na. sne marriage shall take place. and Spies
che bride; that her death will kill the mother
and that the death OF these two will kill the
father. which would make it very tragic occa-
sion And there would be killed by the death
of this murderer three persons who are utterly
unable to see more than trivial fault in the
murders for which ho Is to die.
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A Compromise.

Harvard Lampoon-
Valerie Wiener tVassar, 's7)-But, auntie. all
the researches of modern science convince us
that evolution is the only theory to which we can
attach any confidence
Admirable Aunt-Well, my dear II you won't
disturb my ancestors In the Garden OF Eden
will promise not to feed peanuts to yours at the
geological garden.
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She Had Mortgages.
wall Street New

Wall Street News.
Lets see," he unused, as he softly pulled At
his ear, your name is Johnson isn't it?a
"Yes, SIR"
"You married a widow over at Turkey Bend
who had 500. 600 in mortgages"
II married wilder"
"And the mortgagesf'
Were on the widders property, gosh hang il.
I'm up here now to see i false teeth is a ground
for divorce
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any mouth. It was at frstregarded as serious
calamity but as every man in Indiana seems to
be born with two or three. with the power Of ac
curing as many more soon as he goes into
politics, the girl herself will be the only sufferer
There are mouths enough in Indiana to go
round
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A Good scheme.
Philadelphia Pres 8.


The bill introduced in the Tennessee Leeisla-
ture making the PRONUNCIATION of polyeamous
doctrines a felony is a strong measure but the
Mormon monster will never be overthrown bv
any milder agencies. Congress might probably
pattern after the Tennessee idea.
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LARGEST selection Florida oranges, bananas
grapes, figs, dates, nuts etc.-ScHArFNER's.
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Well Provided.

A few months ago the newspapers announced
that girl had been born 10 Indiana without
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-01-23

THE blood cleansing qualities of Ayers Sarsa.
parlla render it iuvaluahle in al skin disorders
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BEsr coffee with Professionalism
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THE best oysters at schafnsr's.

SHELL oysters and clams-ScHArrNER's
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saved all that was left of that terrific contest
should be displaced, and Halleck issued an or
der directing the old veteran to turn his COM
mand over to General Schofeld. Afterwards
General Grant directed General Logan-who
after the fall of Atlanta at the special request of
President Lincoln, came home and participated
In tho rrcc.itical battle of 1864-to proceed to
Nashville and assume command of his army l
had been serving on the military commission for
the trial OF the Indiana conspirators, at Indian
apos. and at that time had been placed on
similar commission at Cincinnati. was deter
mined to procure my release from the unpleas-
ant duty, if possible, and for that purpose had
gone on III advance of the sitting of the COM
l met General Logan, on his way to
Nashville. He invited into his room, and
after pleasant chat of an hour or two, he in
formed me that he was then on his way to COM
ply with an order that was one of the most I'M
pleasant duties that, as soldier, he had ever
received, and stated that he was ordered to
lieve General Thomas, and take command of
his army. He had never served, he said, with
that army; the men composing it were just as
fine soldiers as those of any other part of the
army. but, OF course. they welded to their
officers. and especially to ''Old Pap Thomas"
1t would be trying position to FILL and he earn
estly wished there was some means by which
the order could be revoked remember
admired him more than ever for the
manly way in which he referred to
General Thomas, and the gallant manner in
which he saved the remnants of our army at
Chickamauga To state the facts mildly, Gen.
Logan Was much cast down, and showed himself
SO different from the estimate placed upon him
by some of his critics. that his action here ia
| specially commendatory. Here was an oppor-
| tunity for him to cover himself with glory: all
ne had to do was to hasten forward, win a vic
! tory already prepared for him by another. and
| reap all the reward How many would have
seized the opportunity? Had General Hooker re.
ceived such an order would there have been any
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NOTES AND QUERIES.
Loco-Focos.

What was the Loco-foco partyl
MoETEzUMA, Ind.
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HoW DEN BUTLER GOT RIcH.'
Young; Men Of To-Day May DO Like.
4 Wise if They Follow Advice Given.

General b. Il. Butler being asked for.
some suggestions on gaining snccess,
stated that when he was q young law
Yer, practicing IN lowell, Mass, IL
bank president ad vised fiim to take Ills
little deposit and buy real estate, from
which he could be deriving some revp-
snne.S The general said that lie had buy
little money and was uncertain as to
his future.
s'Nevert mind,p said the bank lrresi-i
dent, tgo to the next public auction OF
real estate, bid OFT Il lot with a building
Of some kind OH it. pay down what
money you have and give your prom
issory notes for the balance. You WILL
come out oil right. {" S
General Butler says this advice was
good. When man has obligated,
himself, by his notes, to pay, money at
u certain time, 1t inclines him to econ
omy. He followed tho advice, and In
I, time became the owner Of several par
GELS of valuable real estate in lowell.
Two classes will not be likely to heed
such advice e--the impr0yldent and the
Oycr-cautiOus. The latter will be apt
Ito say: SIT would beaall right. but for.
those dreadful promlssoryr notes. They
ARE always running on and if q man
falls sick they do not walt for HIN to
get well.''
There is this danger, Of course, but
one can make no business venture with
acquired by recent investigations of tho
cause Of most ordinary ailments, and
the means Of cure, one runs little risk
from that source. 1t is now known
that most OF the common ailments have
their origin in deranged Kidneys. They
are the chief blood purifiers Of the sysr
tenn and when disordered breaking
down somewhere Is soon inevitable,
because the poison, which In their
healthy condition Is eliminated, is car
rled through the entire system.
Put them in order, and health re-
turns. y - 81
Z. ID. Dewey, q successful man,
President OF the Johnston Harvester
Company, Batavia, N. T., gives his
experience as follows.
III 1882 my health was failing, my
head panied me constantly. my appe--
tito was uncertain, / could not sleep
soundly. Ifattributed this to the ex-
treme pressure OF business cares, but
grew worse, and finally was confined to
my bed for two months. 1t seemed as
though + would never recover'' My
former health. Under Stle aid Of
stimulants I gradually gained strength,
so that in q few months / was able to
attend to business, but could walk
only with the assistance of q cane, and
then in slow and unsteady manner. /
continued somewhat in the same con-
dition until February last, when 1
used Warmers safe cure. 1t has cured
me. 1 consider 1T u valuable remedy
and can highly recommendit it.
Young men have bat to use ordinary
prudence, ard when any arrangement
occurs if they use the same means as
did this successful business man, they
may feel q constant assurance Of their
ability to carry to successful conclu-
sions all ordinary business projects. in
Guiding the care of their promssory
notes when due.
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An Opium Eaters Face

The effect of the drug on the physique
Of a person varies somewhat. Some
times he will become dreadfully enact
ated, but if the appetite keeps good he
will not decrease in weight. There is
always, however, q peculiar color about
an opium eater's face, and by that he
can be known; the complexion assumes
the color Of old brass, hayinga peculiar
death like hue, but it is seldom tliat the
digestion is impaired. G
Opium affects the spinal cord and
brain principally. The nerve power Of
the opium eater is very much lcssened
without the opium, and it is very much
increased with the drug until the end
comes The death Of the. opium eater
is not marked by any particular scenes
Of horror. have seen several opium
eaters die a very pleasant death, and
do not know that ever saw q very bad
death among such patients.
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Ewes Ears Nose

Arc all moro or essaGeeted by catarrh. The eyes
become luamct,. red anu 5Water.r With dull,
heavy pain between them; there sare roaring,
ibuzzlng noises in the ears and sometimes the
hearing Is afrected; the nose is severe snfferer,
wlthit constant uncomfortable discharge, bsS,
breath, and loss of the sense of smell. All these
Sdisagteeable symptoms disappear when the dis.
case Is cured by Hoods Sarsaparllla, which cS-
lies from the bood,t impurity from Which 3ca.
tarrl Arises, tones ard restores the diseased or
gans to health, and bulldsup tile system. q
Hoods sarsapara cured me OF mlllers
caiarrh and built UP my general health, SO that
am feeling better than years 1t Is the 1lrst me-
,lichc eyer know (which would cure miliers
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Poultry are very fond Of milk and
and they promote laying.
an nAmportant Arrest.

The arrest ofa suspicious character upon
his general appearance, movements or
companjonship, without waiting until lie
mas robbed q traveller, fred house, or
murdered 2 tellow-man, Is an important
function Of shrewd detective Even
more important is tho arrest of u disease
stroy a human life. The frequent cough,
loss of appetite, general languor or debility,
pallid skin, and bodily acnes and pains,
announce the approach ofpulmonary con-
sumption, ywhichsis promptly arrested and
permanently cured by DR.. Pierco's "Gold-
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a HACK driver comes near running.
down an old woman, but by great eXer-
tion succeeds In clearing her and is con.
graduated on his skill by all Observers.
ut was close shave, /" cries the Jehu.
II was scared, because she would have
been the thirteenth that. I had run over
this month and thirteen is always an
'unlucky number for me.''
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NOT SO LONESOME AFTER ALL. -.
"Isn't 1T pretty lonesome out in the
countryp" he said to the boy whose
parents moved out On a farm last fail,
II guess not. - was the reply, Spa
and ma have just as many discussions
as they did In the city, and us children
get licked about the same" III.
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II you are bothered with "hard times"
aHd want to learn how to turn your time
into money quickly and pleasantly, write
to b. j. johnson g. Co., Richmond, Va,
They have a plan on foot that you ought
carefully to consider i''8z,
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Il perfect substitute for gntta percha,
which claims to be far cheaper than
that useful material, has been patented
by q German chemist. The process Of
manufacture may bo briefly described
as follows: Powdered gum copal and
sulphur are mixed with about double
their bulk Of oil Of turpeptine or pc.
troleum, and are we'll heated and thor
Oughly stirred. After; being allowed
to cool to. a certain temperature, the
mass has added to it casein In weak am
monia. Once more it is heated to it's
former temperature, anu IS then boiled
in o solution Of nut-gall or catechu.
After some hours boiling, the product
is iscooled, washed In cold water, kneaded
IN hot water, rolled out and finally dried.
II. as stated, the manufactured article
cannot be detected from real gutta
percha, and will answer the same pur-
poses, 1t will have wide application. If
only for the insulation Of electric wires
and cables, and for the making Of golf
balls. f24,&
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OUR LADY FRIENDS will be inter-
ested in Knowing that by sending 90.
cents to pay postage, and Is top covers
OF warmers Safe Yeast (showing that
they have used ut least Is packages)
to II. II. Warner & Co., Rochester,
N. y, they can geta 500 page. finely
Illustrated Cook Book, free. Such q
book, bound in CLOTH, could not be
bought for less than a dollar. 1t is n
wonderfully good chance to get a lne
book for the mere postage and the la-
dies should act promptly.
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SIMPLY BEwILDERINa.-- "A A.-"Ex-
cuse me, sir, are you the son Of my old
friend Peterson?"
B-"No, am not related to him at
ALL"
ALL knew it as soon as / laid eyes
on you. was struck at once with
your marvellous lack Of resemblance to
him, The way you don't look like him
is simply beWildering.n
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~ DON'T want Roliof, hut Cure. -

h1Orf ST"nC IsU1lUIj HUC CUTeJ' - : n
is the exclamation of thousands suffering
from catarrh. TO alisuch we say Catarrii
can be cured by DR.. Snge's Catarrh Rene
dy. 1t has been done in thousands of
cases; why not in yours? Your danger is
in delay. Enclose stamp. to Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
N. Y, for pamphlet on this disease.
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Always keep q soppIyfof twine. chalk
and putty In the house. .s,

scrofula, salt rlerm, all humors, bolls, pimples,
and diseases Of the blood, general debility, dys
pepsia, billousness,y sick headache, kidney ana
liver complaints, catarrh aud rheumatism, are
cured by HOODS Sarsaplrllla. Takcit nov. 400
Doses Ono Dollar
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HUMOROUS,

. BEtoN ,TuERE HIMsrI. n. -. uT7 l,ava
bee robbadln exclaimed n, ma,, of, - .
western railroad ;tra!:,. springIrg to 'his
feet and swinging his arms IN 81. ~ MID
manner IS g a & s e ! rs
- s..Did YOU got senouplpn asked d
passe enper, loolinG M, fron,
Il. newspaper t,S,(, - ~ J ~ -
.,Get enoughV, exclaimed tho man,
What do you mean by pet. enough ?
I've been robbed of every cent j lad .,
f5 81 understand that. i merely wanted
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A HOUSEHOLD HINT. --."Mrs. Molly
Blgman, a newly married lady, does
not know any thing about Housekeeping,
but she is anxious to have her husband
believe that thero is nothing In the
housekeeping line that she does not
know. IIe happened to be In, the room
when the COOK came and said; &
y"Wnl yyol! please glib me out de canea?
De water is been a-billn' dis las' half.
hour"
'Let the water boil, Matilda" re-
Piled Mrs. Bigman, calmly; "the longer
1T boils the stronger 1t will be.n
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Provide some old mortar in the hen.
ward

w eas lungs, splitting of blood, consmmr.
tion and kindred affections, cured without
physician. Address for treatise, with 10
cal Association, 663 Main ST., Buffalo. N. Y.
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FREE Ito MERCHANTS ONLY. A
three foot, French glass, ovai.front
Show Case. Address at once, r, w.
IANsILI. 81 Co., 6b State st.. Chicago.
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Frazer haie Grease. Ell9
s. The Fra zet. kept byS all deaers.S One
box lasts ias long as two of any other Re
ce1yed medals NJ North Carolina State Fair,
Centennial, and Paris Exposition. f'I
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Frazer Aaie Grease.

Oats and barley sown together make
good feed. t-,si15.
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IJYNLID's bBREA D. -Pnt5a pint oF
mllksin a pan, and mako it'luke warm |;
add sdd to y if, half IN ounce Of yeSst disso!
with one pound Of flour. Set this to the
fire to rise; then lbeatjup two eggs; add
to it two ounces Of castor sugar, or, IL
preferred without, this can be left out,
add two ounces Of butter, melted when
the dough has stood two hours; add tho
other mixture; beat up well togethera
make into small cakes, place on a bak.'
Ing tin. and bake half an hour.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-11-29

press dispatches from various points
IN Texas show large Increase in the
number OF fine bulls being placed on
the ranges. / 3
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III One of tho secrets OF good farming
- to. DO little things at The proper
time, t}i$ \ \, 5.S ~ Is
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ROYAL GLUE mends anythngl Brokcn Chi
na, Glass, Wood, FREQ Walls at Drugs s. Gro.
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NEVER GAVE HER REASON TO.
Mr.. 3enchwarmer-1"Well the base bali
season is over"
Mrs. Benchwarmer---"Well, what
Of it?'
"a great deal. Where am going to
get my exerciseP You know / can't
skate or row, and | hate the toboggan
slide"
Eyes, know, but what's the matter
with putting down carpets, choppng
wood, carrying up coal--"
Woman, do you take me for a
slavel''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-11-29

II pays to literally manure poor
soil. 4
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LAMP WrcKs. If lamp wicKs are
soaked In vinegar before Putting In q
lamp 1t VIII prevent tho chimney be-
coming blackened by the fame. .E
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-11-29

NothinglSe Canns hidfsy t,,ro for Drons.,s
SIayeI, licart Urinary or Liver Diseases. ].
nervousness, &c. euro guaranteed. Onice S}iH
rv nrSl r. s'' fhil u q bottle, for$5,ol, Druggists
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-11-29

Under.draining causes the soil to be
cooler in the summer! syf egn
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"gJutold Agony from Catarry,,p

80
Prof w. HAusNER, the famous mesrncrst,
Of Ithaca, n. y, writes; Some ten yeNTs ago
l suffered untold agony from chronic nasal
catarrh. My family .physiolan gave mo up ua
lncurablc, and said must die. Ny case .waa
such bad one, that every day, towards sun.
barely speak above q whisper. In the morning
my coughing and clearing Of my, throat would
almost stranglcs me. BY the use OF DR.. Sage'a
Catnrfh Remedy in three months was a We'll
man, and the clire has been permanent"
"c"mstnntiy Hawking ana spitalng.p
ST. Lotiis, ,AIo.,s writes: ~ wns great suiferar
from catarrh for three years. At lines could
hardly breathe, and was const8Itliy hawking
could not breathe through The nostriis. /
thought nothing could be done for mo. Luck
Remedy, and ] am now well man. believe
- to DC the only sure remedy for catarrh now
imanufactutea, and ono has onlyeto give It q
tairtrial to experiences astounding resulta aud
q permanent cure" ,f8e5Stsf9 80. y
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Tho SpeolaI OTer

Rich soil grows q tree larger in one
year than q poor soil in three.
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"WELl.. Smith. Pm glad to see you
ontat last. You've had an awful long
pail TT, haven't you?"
"Yes, that's SO, ana I'm grateful
enough. to that medical congress in
Washington for giving me llft.''
Medical congressp Why, you
haven't been to Washington to be
treated. have your"
''No, but my doctor has been down
there for nearly a.week. and I'm feeling
first-rate"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-11-29

Charred grain, either of corn, wheat
or oats, should he fed to, fowls occa-
sionally. ,s
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-11-29

HONOR TO WHOM HONOR. Waiter
Everything satisfactory, sahp
Guest--Perfectly. IA
"Trled to get everything right, sah. y
'sThis Is as we'll o cooked meal as /
ever tasted
"Yes sab, thought it would be, sab.
Didn't know but maybe you might like
to offer small fee, sah.''
.! really think 1t would DO de7er-
ved.'' Ht2
eyes sah."
swell, send in the cooks
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1887-11-29

TO the Eitor:- Please inform your readers,
nance disease. By its timely use iIlciisandsioi
sp s1pfess s sia fases =. have been petmaneny eprcJ
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