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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
Hart Not Hopeful.

The Oshkosh Times quotes Manager
Hart as saying that he believed Des
Motnes would win the pennant,or posi-
bly, Oshkosh. Continuing, Manager
Hart said: My own team is weak on
account of the poor condition of the
pitchers. Smith is suffering from sore
foot and Shenkel's arm is lame from
having too much work to do. Des
Moines' chances are favorable OIL ae-
count of having so many good batter
SC and large number Of games to play
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
Glover Talks.

CHICAGO, Sept. s.-Frank Glover, ex-
champion heavyweight of Illinois, has
mailed a letter to the editor of the Gin
cinnati Enquirer, enclosing a certified
check for $3.50, in which he alludes to
Nolan as newspaper fighter only, and
offers to meet him for 81 900 side, Lon
don prize ring rules, five or six weeks
from date. .
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
CONTRACT WORK,
Grading and Paving MISSISSIPPI,
Street.
OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works, !
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Sept. 2, 1887,

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, MINI. Sept. 2, 1887. {
Sealed bids will be received by the
Board of Public Works in and for the
corporation of the city of st. Paul, Min
nesota, at their Office in said city, until IL
m. on the 18th day of September, a. d.
1887, for grading and paving Mississippi
street, from Grove street to Acker
street. in said city, with cedar blocks
and curling with granite. together with
the necessary sewer connections, accord
ing to plans and specifications on file in
the Office of said Board.
A bond with at least two (2) sureties
in a sum of at least twenty C20) per cent.
of the gross amount bid must accom-
pany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to
reject any or all bids.
r. l.. GORMAN, President
Official: w. f. ERWIN.
246-256 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
ANSON KISSED.
Chicago People Getting Tired of
the Big First Baseman.

the Big First Basemnn.
CHICAGO, Sept. S.-The tailenders
came here to-day and beat the club
which hoped to again win the champion
ship in the most shameless manner.
There was an attendance of 1000, but
every one present. sat like mules at a
funeral until Pfeffer appeared when
there was some applause. Anson'S ap-
pearance was hOoted and his errors, of
which he made three, applauded, and
the crowd seemed to be glad when In
dianapolis won the game. The visitors
played an excellent fielding and good
batting game. but the White Stockings
were listless in their work and their
errors were frightful. Score:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

Earned runs, Oshkosh L, Eau Claire l two
base hits, Shafer, O'Connell, Shannon, Muir
ply; first base on balls, off Krock 1, off
Tuckerman 2; hit by pitched ball, by Krock
!; first base on errors, Oshkosh 4, Eau Claire
left on bases, Oshkosh z, Eau Claire 3;
passed balls, Weckebeeker 4; wild pitch,
Krocki time, 2 hours; umpire. Hengle
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
DR.. BRINLEY,
Hale Block, Hsnnepin AT., Cor. Fifth St.
Opposite West Hotel.

Regularly graduated and legally qualified.
long engaged in Chronic. Nervous and Skin
Diseases A friendly talk costs nothing. II
inconvenient to visit the city for treatment
medicine sent by mail or express, free from
observation. Durable cases guaranteed. If
doubt exists we say so. Hours 10 to IL g. m,
2 to and z to 8 p. M: Sundays, to D. m.
If You cannot come state case by mail
Diseases from Indiscretion, Excess or Ex-
posure, Nervousness, Debility, Dimness Of
Sight, Perverted Vision, Defective Memory,
Face Pimples, Melancholy, Restlessness, Loss
of Spirits, Pains in the Back etc., are treated
with, success, Safely, privately, speedily.
!Catarrh, Throat, Nose, Lung Diseases.
Liver Complaints. 1t is self-eyident that
physician paying particular attention to a
class of diseases attains great skill. Every
known application is resorted to, and the
proved good remedies OF ali ages and coun-
tries are used. All are treated with skill in
respectful manner. No experiments are
made. Medicines prepared in my own Ia
boratory. On account of the great number
Of cases applying the charges are kept low;
often lower than others. Skill and perfect
cures are important. Call or write Syptom
lists and pamphlet free by mail. The doctor
has successfully treated Hundreds Of cases In
this city and vicinity.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

In the first inning the Phillies made
three runs, none earned, on double by
Wood, singles by Andrews and Fer
guson and two errors by Daily, who
muffed easy balls. Three singles earned
one for Washington in the second and
in the fourth inning they took the lead,
scoring four runs. all earned, on four
singles and Carroll's hit to the club
house. The visitors won the game in
fifth inning. when after chances had
been offered to retire the side they made
four runs Score.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
BAD ERRORS
Aided Philadelphia in Defeating
the Washington Nine.

WASHINGTON, Sept. S.-The WASH
ington and Philadelphia clubs played
an exciting and interesting game here
to-day. The home team slightly out
ba tied the visitors, but lost the game
through bad errors by Shock and Daily.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
SHUT OUT.
Pittsburg Unable to Cope With the
Leaders of the League,

DETROIT, Sept. S.-No earned runs
were scored to-day, but by punching
their errors in the fifth and eighth the
visitors allowed the home team to score
four unearned runs. After Bennett
few out in the fifth, Kuehne fumbled
Hanlon's grounder and Carroll muffed
Getzein's high foul. Then Getzein hit
for double, and Brouthers, Rowe and
Thompson for singles. In the eighth
Miller's muff, wild pitch, Carroll's
muff of thrown ball yielded another
run. Score:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
The men OF OSHKOSH
They Win Two Games From
the Eau Claire Infants
With Ease,
While Milwaukee Has Little
Trouble in Beating the
Duluth Nine.
Boston and Detroit Shut Out
New York and Pittsburg
Athletes.
Chicago Walloped at Home
and Baby Arson Heartily
Kissed.
Special to the Globe

Special to the Globe.
OSHKOSH, Wis, Sept. s.-Crothers and
McKeever and Burdick and Cooney were
the batteries in this forenoon's game be-
tween Eau Claire and Oshkosh. There
was heavy batting on both sides, but
Oshkosh tielded finely. Ingraham
played poor game at first. Following
is the score of the morning game:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

On the other hand, if the teams lose
an average of two out of three games
away from home and win two out of
three at home, st. Paul will win sixteen
of the remaining twenty-nine, Milwau-
kee fifteen of thirty-two, Oshkosh fif-
teen of thirty, and Des Moines fifteen
of thirty three. Under this calculation
st. Paul will win the pennant, as fol-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
No Game at Des Moines.

Special to the Globe.
Dies MONIES, TO-. Sept. s.-The Des
Moines-St. Paul game was postponed on
account of the wet condition Of the
grounds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
FIELD, MAILER { CO.

Opening of the largest stock of Household Linens ever
brought to this state Our mporaions bought direct
from John s. Brown Sons Belfast Ireland by Mr.. Field
The finest and best Linens made We sole agents for the
above mentioned manufacturers in St. Paul. As special in
ducements to buyers we shall offer the following:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
YOUR
BOARDING.
HOUSE,!

On Sunday, Sept IL, the GLOBE will
continue the publication of series
OF articles embracing brief letters
from st. Paul people, who live in
Boarding Houses, experiences of the
bOarders and sketches and anecdotes
OF the boarding houses.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

runs earned, Milwaukee 3; two-base hits,
Strauss 2. Broughton, Williams and Quinn;
sey 2, Quinn and Sherlock, Quinn and
Brynan; first base on balls. off Morkin 2;
hit by pitched ball, Jones; first base on err
rors, Milwaukee 5, Duluth 2; struck out, by
Anderson Z Morkin 4; left on bases, Mil
waukee z, Duluth 4; time, 1:53; umpire,
Mills
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
Scraps of Sport.

The rain and cold weather prevented the
Minneapolis Lacrosse game yesterday 1t
will be played at 80 to-day: The batteries
will be KIopf and Kreig for Minneapolis and
Hallstrom and Kinzie for La Crosse
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

on its own grounds. 1t has lost but ten
games at home this season. The Mil
waukee team, with good luck may keep
ahead another week, but it will continue
its lead but short time longer in its
present condition.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
Ball Games To-Day.

st. Paul at Des Moines.
Lacrosse at Minneapolis.
Duluth at Milwaukee.
Eau Claire at Oshkosh.
New York at Boston.
Philadelphia at Washington.
Pittsburg at Detroit.
Indianapolis at Chicago.
st. Louis at Philadelphia.
Louisville at Baltimore.
Cincinnati at New York.
Cleveland at Brooklyn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
DR.. MEL SON
226 Washington Nv. S. Cor. TbirdA
MINNIE pNlIC MIAMI

Devoted twenty years to hospital and spe-
c1al off1ce practice. Guarantees to eradicate
and permanently cure, without caustic or
mercury, chronic or poisonous diseases Of
kindred organs. Gravel and structure cured
without pain or cutting. Acute or chronic
urinary diseases cured IN three to eight days
by local remedy. Victims of indiscretion
or excess with cough. indigestion, tired feel
ing, nervous, physical and organic weakness.
rendering marriage improper or unhappy,
should call or write, as they are often treated
for consumption, dyspepsia and liver com
plant, by Inexperienced men, who mistake
the cause of the evil and thus multiply both.
Separate rooms for ladies' No neIHeou3
drugs used. Hours 8 to II m, 2 to and z
to p. n. Sunday 2 to 8 P. N.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
THE ST. PAUL REAL ESTATE
TITLE INSURANCE COMP ANY
Room IL, Globe Building, st. Paul MINI.
CAPITAL, $500, 900.

Guarantee Fund under the Supervision
of the Insurance Commissioner of
the State, 100000.
This company now offers to owners of
real estate and mortgages its Policies of
Insurance, affording absolute protection
against loss by reason of defective titles.
1t assumes at its own expense the de-
tense OF all legal proceedings Instituted
IN the interest OF adverse claimants, and
relieves the insured from all trouble,
annoyance, anxiety, cost and expense
attending such litigations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
Indianapolis L 3 o 2 o o o Ito
Chicago 40 Ol 2 L 5

Earned runs, Chicago 4, Indianapolis 8;
two-base hits, Van Haltren, Williamson, Bias
play, Williamson and Arson; first base on
balls, Ryan 2, Glasscock and Denny; hit by
pitched ball, Glasscock; first base on errors,
Chicago 1, Indianapolis 5; struck out, by
Van Haltren 2, by Boyle q; passed ball, Oar
ling /; wild pitch, Boyle; time, hours; UNI
pre- Powers.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
How They Lost 1t.

Special to the Globe.
WATERTowN, Oak, Sept. s.-Base
ball: Fargo -, Watertown 9. The
Watertowns had the game well in hand
up to the fifth inning, having runs to
8 at that time. Then they went to
pieces and the visitors got the lead and
kept it to the close of the game.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

Two-base hits, Brouthers, Getzein; double
plays, Bennett and Brouthers, Smith and
White, Thompson, Dalrymple 2, Miller; first
base on errors, Detroit 2, Pittsburg l; struck
out, Getzein 4, Morris l passed ball, Carroll;
wild pitches, Morris 2, Getzein l umpire,
Daniels
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

We have also in stock very handsome sets nCloths
and Napkins in patters not heretofore this market
large lot of Remnants of "a and GA Pillow Case Linens
which will be opened to-day at very low prices.
We shall be very glad to show these goods and specially
very fine Linen Sets to ladies that interested in this
line, even if they do not to purchase.
We have added many attractions in Dress Goods,
Silks and Vevets this week. and offer many special bargains
i'm these lines.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09
RoSToN
Boston. .0 Oh o 1 O-5
New York. o o o o o O o 90

rill, Ward, Brown: three-base hits, Kelly.
johnson; first base on balls, Ward; first base
on errors, New York 1: struck out, Kelly.
Hornung, Gillespie, Keefe 9; wild pitch,
Keefe; time, l: 38; umpire, Doescher
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-09

10 PIECES 64-inch CREAM DAMASK, 20 Cents
Would be Cheap soc
10 PIECES 66-inch CREAM DAMASK, $1.1O,
USUAL PRICE $1.35.
10 PIECES 66-inch BIEACHED DA1GASK, 75c,
Would be Cheap at $1.OO
Is PIECES 66-inch BIEACHED DAMASK, $l25,
USUAL PRICE S13
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
Read What is Said Of the Land
Extract from a Letter. /

OFFICE OF JONES & PEYTON,
REAL ESTATE GENERAL
rs N. Los CAL.
Messr. Bros.:
GENLEMENWith reference to the
Rancho owned and subdvded by
land to be had around There excellent
short distance good
miles from Los Angeles pry ted
there $4,000 hotel railway
this neighbohood delightfully."- throughout
there cool breeze
arvanzoa Of which places growing rapidity
think there question its value
inquiries for land the vicinity
and been sold within the months
sold second time for nearly three selling price,
Faithfully yours,
DI7yyTn
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24

Bxcurslou by the Denver and Rio
Gvande Railroad.
DO You wish to see the grandest scenery
oqrog1 the Continent, go east with excursion
q{ Geo: D. PhfilipR ONCE. 1853 North Main
GtEeot, Los Angeles.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
HEADQUARTERS
Boot and Shoe House,
ROYAL & GRQSVENOR,

2os n. Main ST., Downey BLOCK,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
H. j. .WOOLLACOTT,
26& 2s N. Spring st, Los Angeles. Cal.
Wholesale Liquor Dealer.

Persons engaged in the LIQUOR, drug or
hotel busint IS Will fiod 1t to their interest
by first O ,taini prices OF the above firm
before placing orders elsew where.
have just received the following invoice
of goods, and will quote at the lowest mar
80 cases Pommery Sec Champagne, pints
rs cases q. II Mumm & Co.'s Champagne.
pfnts and quarts.
Is cases Gold Lock Sec Champagne. pints
10 cases Louis Rederer Champagne. pints
s cases DUO De Montebello Champagne.
so cases Guinness Dublin Stout, bottled
by johnson. pints.
Is cases Guinness Dublin Stout, bottled
by johnson. quarts.
25 casks Tennent's Ale' stone ana glass;
rs csses Apo.linarIs Water, pints and qts.
10 cases Hunyadi Janos.
5 cases Rakoezy.
go cases Genoveve Water.
rs cases Bethesda.
IS cases Hostetter's Bitters.
10 cases Hennessy COgnas.
cases Martell Cognac. $50 i.
25 cases Motifs Russell cider, quarts.
IS cases ]. H. Gutter o K WHISKY,
10 cases J. H. Cutter A No. whisky.
10 cases Arpad HaraIzthy Eclipse. quarts
cases Arpad Harsrzthy Eclipse, quarts.
10 cases Duffys Malt whisky.
10 cases Celery, Beef and Iron.
10 %.hhds Tennent's Bulk Ale.
s cases Damiaua Bitters.
5 barrels W H McBrayer whisky.
S barrels J. G Matipgly Whisky.
cases Belle of Nelson.
have now on the way, one car Val Blatz's
famous Milwaukee Beer, and one car Wis.
consin Mineral Water and Ginger Ale. 10
cases Benedictine Special quotations to
parties placing orders to arrive.
The retail department is supplied with
the finest qnality OF imported and domestic
Wines and Liquors for family and medical
use. Visitors are cordially invited to call
and inspect the stock OF pure California
Wines and Brandies. which are put up In
casks and cases ready for shipment to all
parts of the East.
All commdhicat' ons addressed to
H. ]. WOOLLACOTT,
P. o. Box 226. Los Angeles, Cal.
ml3-1m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE.
115 w. First street, Los Angeles.


115 w. First street, Los Angeles.
s1100-Lot 60x100 Longstreet tract, Madison
avenue.
2250-Lot 50xl65 Flower st., near Eleventh.
900-I OTIS Estrella avenue, Park Villa tract.
350-Lot in Urmston trscr; bargain.
1l00-Lot cor. Deepw ater and Pearl streets
95O-Lot 5sx2ls cor. Virgin and Montreal.
105a-Lot Arlington St, Bonnie Brae tract
400 to S550-Lots In Sherman tract.
2250-Two lots 60x190 on rigueroa street.
1000 esch-Three lots on ROuland ST., near
Figueroa.
95o-Lot on Jenkins street, mr.. Grand ave.
1OOO-Lot 5Oxl50 on York st near Figueroa
$50 to s600-Lots on Bryant st mr.. Fig uerea
400-Lot 50x i25 Mes tract. Orchard ave.
200x2O0 feet cor. M montgomery and Figueroa
S'aNTwo lots Second-street cable. nr park
1250-Lot on Texas st mr.. Second st. cable.
75O-Lot on York street, near Grand ave.
700-LOt on Jefferson St., ne Figueroa.
500 each-Two lots on Seymour street.
40O0-House of room on Sixth street.
For Rent-Ofice, good location, cheap.
mrlS-1m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
MANNER OF DISTRIBUTION,

With each dollars worth OF goods printed and
will the place store
7o M the last day April 1897 under the
mtee be appointed by the ticket holders
THE VALUE OF THE LOTS ARE 5000 BACKBONE LOT GIVEN
AWAY EVERY MONTH.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24

QOOOO CHOICE HOME FOR SALE.
(ZOUU. Handsome new cottage of flve
rooIns. bath, porches. bay windows, etc.
rooms elegantly decorated: fine lot 50xl70
with al ey in rear; immediate possession
given; price s2s00. Apply to R. VERCH
Room sc Temple block. mr22-1m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
Newcastle Fruit Land,
PLACER COUNTY.

DARTIEs DESIRING TO PURCHAsr
L fruit land In Placer county, in the
heighborhood Of Newcastle, will do we'll to
correspond with the undersigned, as he has
q arge number OF improved and unim-
In price from $40 per acre up
ROBERT JONES.
mrl6-d Newcastle, Cal.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
Dots.
Duo de Montebelle Champagne.

,-.frt UOB0e
Duo de Montebelle Champagne.
NV. Davis. Prescription Druggist.
Drink r ,ss's Royal Belfast Ginger Ale.
Tinnll's Punch Cigars at p. o. Cigar Store.
Duo dc Monticello champagne at weyse
Bro6.g h ~"
DR.. O J. Mullen, corner Fourth and Main.
Nontrose Block.
Horse blankets and buggy robes at Foy's
harness shop.
Burke's porter IL food and drink COM
bined, Try II.
Sea shells polished at Kan Koo, 238 N.
Main b., Wholesale or retail.
Plush parlor suits, easy chairs. New In
voice Just arrived at Aliens.
Carpets spring patterns = now arriving.
Prices lower than ever. at Aliens.
II you want to furnish your house with
little money. call ct Aliens, 80 8. Spring st.
Ash, cherry and walnut bedroom sets.
3xtze Inducements offered this week at
Auen's.
Dr. Williams continues to treat all heart.
throat and chest diseases by his new and
Populer system OF medicated inhalstions,
no n. Main street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
Reaumanf

Beside choice bargsins In lots and colony
le90s has 500 lots on the iDstallment plan
glo Per month after the nrst payment, with
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24

Hyexy we'll dressed man should wear
naflese2s perfect Htttns shirtcollaru, euah
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-03-24
mIsCELLANEoUs. :

BRYAN & KELSEY,
26 w. First Street,
Bet. Spring and Main, Los Angeles.
@SOOO-Sutcliff Addition to Boyle Heights,
subdivided into 26 lots. This is
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15,OOO-Twelve acres on Boyle Heights,
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Vermont avenue. Fine location.
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05OOO-Ten acres near Park Station.
We Offer a Partial List OF Im-
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In case you do not see what you desi re,
inquire at office:
sS5OO-9-room two-story house; all mod
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S75OO-6 room cottage on Hill street, near
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on Fort street, near Ninth.
@2SOO-1.room house on Ohio street; the
cheapest property in Los Angeles
parties going East; a rare bargain.
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street, near Pico.
S9OOO-9 room house on Pearl street; hand.
somely decorated.
05OOO-7room house on Grand avenue,
near Seventh street.
@45OO-7-room house on Boyle Heights
large grounds, beautiful yard.
E-We have lots in all portions of the
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Spring, Main, First and Second streets that
will net large returns on the investment
We work for legitimate commission and
in all cases will protect your interests to the
best of our ability.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-05-26

Eastern Damc-Ncs. this is the first time ]
have been m Omaha since my daughter mar
ried and settled here wish you would tell
me how She and her husband get along. ]
can never make anything ont from Der let
tiers. She is SD secretive. know if she has
any troubles She hides them from me.
Omaha Dame-Her husband b, "a very nice
man, indeed
II am glad YOU think So"
eyes. Clara always was light tempered,
Won know. but no matter how ugly -he gets
be alway. answers pleasantly, aud One even
ing when / was there bee brought home some
zephyr She bad asked for and b. wasn't OBJ.
right shade at all. and She called hIm % per
feet brute and flung the teapot at Dim and
bit him with the pokerand theutlrew herself
Town ON the floor and kicked aHd -oree"hed
AS If she'd take thc roof or, and a.l he said to
her was: i avn afraid you viii overexart
yourself. my darling
well guess chat taught her lesson
II hope 500
eyes, poor child, next time she'll know bet
ter tLan % send % man To- match zephys. '-
Omaha World
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-05-26
Little IauRha.

They were telling big yarns, and one fellow
broke up the seance by saying: "Nel' when
was up at Bombazique, on the African
coast, we always had tOsleep with steel trap
over our mouths TO prevent the natives from
stealing the filling out Of our front teeth, and
that's fact, too '-Danville Breeze
A Detroit lawyer, who wanted 70 marry
every pretty girl he met, was adjudged IN
sane. The sequence isn't natural If theman
were crazy he would be after the homeiy
ones. Baltimore American.
Wife Sunday morning in Bostonl-Are
you going 10 hear Joseph Cook preach this
morning, dear' Husband-No, think III
go and see the Hon. Mike Kelly practice. -
New York sun.
AT the opening Of the dog show in Madison
Square garden, Col Ochiltree, fiery headed
and bandly sarcastic, was in his element Il
like dog" said bee. "lhe more ] know men,
the better like dogs. New York Tribune
Popniay- understand that Blobson has a
political bee in his bonnet.
Dumpsey- One bee. Guess you don't asso-
ciate with him There are more than forty
hives Burlington Free Pres
ANY man can go up in "a balloon, with pro
per assistance. 1t is the coming down in the
lake, two miles from shore, that is unique
New Orleans Picaymue.
Temperance Agitator-My friend, did YOU
ever reflect that man is 90 per cent water
Booty Individual y -yo1. zir. Amt that
enough Burlington Free Pres.