The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1887-03-26
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THE EDITOK'S PASS.

,,.,aofter when the Mississippi editor
:sas 10 travel for his health or amuse-
ssli'I y. he will call out: Bring forth my
W. wy untamed Arabian steed!' and a
r,xal lead out slab-sided, emaciated
Y. that will have to be stuffed to pre-
W W h;s homes from cutting the harness
y. ahot ID if Che editor is so fortunate as
ms nossess fiery untamed steed.
lPPeretofore, much to the surprise of
Saneral public, the poverty-strlcken
v gI.Hr Hrh has been in the habit of riding in
NV, nsrlor car. As soon as the free passes
J abolished, he will have to rely on
pme other mode of transportation.
p4i r. i no disgrace to walk. We read in
aRihle that Enoch walked with the
ond ~ 200 years, and Enoch, to his credit
n n said, was no professional pedestrian.
Waking. moreover, develops and
.rdens the muscles, as is shown in the
ualitv and quantity of cheek of the
vsrage % walking delegate. If the Con-
lass Of the United States insists upon
The journalist can step off with light
sart and an elastic-that is, if he can
an borrow pair of rubbers.
Ifthe journalist sees proper he can
y bicycle in exchange for an ad., and
% l. In short time he will have ex-
erienced more severe falls than the
dest inhabitant. A man can travel all
yer the earth on bicycle, for we once
aw it done. The rider travelled about
Tenty feet on his nose through a lot OF
navel.
/ 4 friend called on Percy Moore of the
Vinona Adrance, and they had talk on
his very subject. In reply to aquestion
d TO what course he should pursue,
Percy Moore replied:
"If don't get my passes the same as
tDsual, I'll make it hot for everybody,
Irom ]. G. Clark and Maj. NJ. Burke
iovn to the humblest brakeman. | tell
Eou, it will be a sad day for railroad
hapnates when the Advance goes for
hem. When they read what I've got
d say, they will feel worse than the man
kho put on pair of his last SUNNI r
Fants and neglected to remove the
nest that roasted in them
iuring the Winter. The expression on
heir faces will be that of woe and grieved
urprise."
"You have heretofore dealt gently
nth passenger agents and other railroad
have you not?' asked the
riend.
II should say so. You know A. j.
Knapp of the Mississippi and Tennessee?
Well, here is what | said about him the
asst time he was in town." and turning
0 file OF his paper Moore read
ZONE OF NATURE's NoBLEMEN.
"ItProvidence ever devoted any time to
making q mau in his own image, that devil
tion took place when 'ole Marster' made A.
Knapp, for q nobler, Drawer, better man
lever drew the breath of life. We have al
ways thought that his Maker exhibited
title partially in the construction OF Mayor
Knapp and now we know It,"
"That is certainly very favorable
lotice."
"Well. yes but it is what usually
i've for an annual pass. Now let me
cad you what I'm going to put in the
ADVANCE if there is any trouble about
ny transportation:
"a SOCIAL oUTCAsT.
"a. ]. Knapp is worse than thief, meaner
han an assassin and uglier tnan crazy
uilt. He would steal a twenty five cent UNI
rella A hopeless fanatic. a Shiny lizard,
Dad with devilish arts, whelp OF sin, ma
ignant hyena, q gangrened buzzara. HIS
landerous soul is imbued with electric fires
4 hell, his black heart emets sulphurous
umes till his whole nature Is absorbed IN one
mass of hellishness."
"There !" remarked Moore shat will
10 for a starter. I'm at work on some
hing really severe about the Presidents
t both the NJ. & T. and I. Q. roads.
Iowever, I hope the matter can be ar
anged without detriment to the honor
# either party.-Jackson New Missis-
ippian.