Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-12
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DO you know what thesfa vorite study OF
the maaher 1872" asked De " lggs.
NO, dom, )" rephed lie DIGS.
1T Is meet her OICSy. '-FttiA6u0 Chront-
Gle Ie'eg aDh
SHE gazing at "CArIst Before Pnate'D-
VIVA are ali the people IN the room sneezng
50 lori
lte-They are not sneezing They are only
pronouncing the artists naue.-lUck.
"po you object to smoking, Miss Flo?"
t-ked Dung Dumley.
not at dli," renlltd Miss Flo. "But don't
want pa to See me. He's got old-fashioned
actions about such things, yOL know.-Fttia-
III. lisp uch.
THERE was an old woman Of Lynn,
WAC as deeply involved IN Sym,
She murdered her sister,
And then when they utster,
she LOOK her own lie with pynn.
--Ytd- BitS.
TWAS at the depot, they must part,
Crltd ne, forget me not, dt a" he rto
Never, no nevern' she $ hued IN grief.
And The husband lett with d e. regret;
md the wife, 50 she might no. for1ct,
Just Lled u knot Ia her hands erchlet.
let ID r &c Press.
IAN YOU say desc chickens am young and
tender, does yUuf'
"Sartn' dey Is.n
TOW come uey got desc great long spurs,
DEM"
oh! dem am spring heels! Don't YOU notis
Il ~ ne youo est chnluns always wears dat
kind?"-Judge.
IAN Iowa man has lost three wives by the
'cclden' al q scharge Of his revolver while he
vas hand ing It," 1t Is not ated. but we
don Supp &c they were ali shot AT o di--
narge. revolver roe-u't scatter enough
for tnat. The married men Who make ap,hl.
alton to borrow the Iowa an'r pistol should
be pat under police survelIlalce.-N 9iS5otch
H,raJd.
a WOMAN in Bridgeport, Conn, while cat
ting bread uruugnl 10 sght from the middle
81 the loaf "A eet OF teeth. When she COM
> i'ei TO the baker bout it he nared up and
retorted that ONE womb were too unreasOn-
able for anything.
ur. o uo SAID. you think an ivory
uau'ued toothbrush ought TO go with each set
o teerh, but l can't afford H. NOr5 iotutOA
HetdId.
Mrs. MCGGrNs-And so your daughter has
married one OF your boarders?
Mrs. W ugg ns-l Is; he " as the most eX
pc sve boarder PVe d since | came to
. naha-aIw Us in IN house, keeping ne fire
'idzin~ ana The gas burnlnA; why, he liked 10
ulh~G me-.
Bat our daughter married him"
y es; he spends his evenings AT the club
loW."-OHtsha 1orfd.
"AH, MADAM" he SAID. as he extended a
hand to he p her up. Il never saw Il more
graceful iall. You threw up your arms lik
born actress, your little feet Indulged IN Il
II AlG. anu Gown You SetIicu WIN q bN an
like movement which was superb"
"Reaily, sir"
Honest Injun. madam"
And he picked up a No rubber hjch had
been flung from her left foot, turned her back
be-, dent in The snow VIII Oh looked as If a cot
age had been upset there, and raising his hat
tnd making profound bJ. he took his leave.
While she get aboard a stree car and conLiu-
ued to blush and smile for sixteen blocks
'etr F,te Press.
uNov- Iob, rousra porr
Il dOn', believe il "
"Aud you've got TO have DOCTOR"
"Wen. HOn't"
"Y wv Now, there's DR.. Smith. the
-. him!'
:" ud Dr Jones. the hydropath-"
He's sill wore"
And Dr. Brown, the allopath-"
30, s4y!"
9Th you'll die -
Il, ne anyway, if have those fellows"
"Whv sof"
80 ~ i've nnor sa~e.N1l maths lead bnt
to the grave 30 I'n have none of the homeo-
pa .tOp.,ns. "a, uE. p. " .lt4 tne uuncr
p his. - AttGdelDatt E"gas O..
WIFE docking mp from book-Mv gra-
cions alive, would not have been the wife
+ the Earl OF Warwick for anything.
Hushaud-A ny?
Wife~Brcau-e see it stated that no less
! Lhan 10000 pers rs ate daily at this table.
Hush 'nd-M hat difference would tina!
ave made?
| Wfe-Do you reckon want to wait on so
| many people? ThinE could wash 50 man,
! di-hee? NIX that a woman'a created merely
| 10 work! ne er law tie ike. Men haven't
| got Il nlt OF ~ mpathy. Here you 81 ri ease
| and want me to set the table for 0 600 pea
pie. / ought not 10 live with you another
| minute. YOU hcartless thing.
| Hush an why, Mary, don't carry on go,
| have never asked you to wait on 50 many
ue0p e. In fact, don'tntend that YOU hal
| Wlie-tsmlung thfou + her tears o..
| dldAt think You would be so cruel, but the
| way v"u spoke, dear, thought YOU were in
! sarnest.A f0HsItc T0Get >.