New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-07-04

world on whom clean linen has the influence Of red
rag on bull. and to whom the practice Of tho bath
seems ehcminate. Shall these folks continue 70
direct tho policy Of San Frsnelsco That 10 the es.
dvn and the only question now hcforO tho people fsR
their decision"
visiting friend in tho East who had visited hsr "a
Dakota last summer -. ,- 49,
don sad Ss maSsn
. Don't you think the neon Is as nice here o. y
elegant ss e anS makes Z almost as light
al sdid seet last summer and IT didn't seem to mo
to be any brighter than y heTss s q wasn't bus
YOU ought st to see It this summer since the boom
our place. 1t h fifty per cent Brighter "-Dakota Bell
"Don't say nawthin' to me bout bird In tho
hand bein' wuth two In the BUSH" said Dakose
tramp the other day, "cause It amt solve tneo
an knows. took bird out Of or bush Their Other
night-it were q fine brown Leghom bird an 1t were
something NV high bush-an' hadn't norm gct
it nicely In my hand fore er man blazed way Wild
a double-bareled shotgun an Hled my legs 30 fuu
o. buckshot I can't hardy carry em round II 'uo
bin blame sight better for me ef thered DIN morep
o hun'red birds In that air bush than 1es tho neck
o. one In my handwitb shot acracxin inter my ieg%
1 tell ye, podner these old proverbs air misieauR
an need revisin' for this age"
We might learn something in tho line Of railroad
restauration from England Some twenty years ag9
Pond wide awake Australian eegan establishing
railroad eating houses in the United Cr sna IN
to nearly station throughout the country aho
had ia y sy wsss The
sus Ss shos has So
to insure perfection OF working at every one Oh sne'f
Into vast stock company, which Is highly rcmuner-
atiye and is eminontly satisfactory to the pubic
flown Topics.
A lady who advertised for girl I" to do light house
work." received letter from an applicant who said
her health demanded air, and asked where tho
lighthouse situated
1t is 9 poor advertisement which won't work both
ways. Mrs. Langtry orders Q certain hair restorers
and the accompanying statement published Is that
the liquid Is cure for badness.
"The Ouray Coli Muldoon" calls upon the refined
and wealthy Of the overheard East to come out IA
Ouray. ave have" 1t says walks whore lovers can
kiss without detection and embrace without discovery
We have den,cly shaded gOttos where Tho osefEans-
ing bougls shield the susceptible and ususpectng and
constituency the male portion Ut which Is accomino-
dating beyord belief Come early ard avoid tho lush
"say, old man, let mo have $40 on this diamond"
said q fast youth to y Pactiic-st uncle.
what % ar me YS% make axe
aBut. rrnes!ea the young MAN II got the stone e
here by buyrg the ticket VI friend ard rede eiing IL
for $40. ard you won't snd me ten on Az"
But vi len, tie other man $40 OH itn
ayes b.. my brother and l make u rue -
loan to iny br tier any security he pleases II ny
brother sells the ticket can't help It, don't nave
60 to taL"-(San Francisco Post
Here is q French post office story One day there
came to the Paris post Office letter addressed I'm
Engish) "PostmasterGeneraI, Paris" The clerk to
whom was referred doubtful and inegbie superscrip-
TONS deceived by the word general" wrote across tho
envelope an order 10 try the war office. 1t was sem
there and soon returned with the Endorsement that Cen
eral Postmaster unknown.
The latest recruit In the growing ranks OF society
journalism, Is "The Review" Of East Orange N. j.,
whose initial number bears the date July l. 1887 Is
is monthly publication designed to record the social
dongs of the Oranges Summit, Short Hills, Montcair,
orristown and the other favore residence towns Of
that part Of the state The first number Is In covers
and Is conspicuous for excellent type, paper and gen.
eral makeup.
Near Boston there is a group OF Ncwtons which
Ike the measies-Newton, Newtonyine West Newton.
Newton Centre, Newton Highlands, Newton Spper
Fsns and Newton Lower Falls We wonder u any
got away.-1Norwch Bulletin. Why, yes, NEWTON
Corner got away some years ago-tSpnngneid ohion'
President Ueve land and Queen Victoria alike In
that neither OF them will have second tenn
Why He Failed Robinson-wel, Jones, how did
the position Of microscopes In the Agricultural Blu,
reauf -,
RC SSss . RSSny thought
haJ .onesIso i had but they didn't examine me on
Rboinson--what did they examine you oni
Jones-The asked me ShO the althor VI "The
Breadwinners" was.-Pittsburg Chronicle.