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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26
Whims of Noted Men.

Great men have vhims a. well a. small
one~, and public persouages are frequent
iy very queer upon some particular thing
p obably ex-Att0rrey General Brewster
had the strongest c1nceit Of any man
who ever came 70 Washington n liked
an open CRATE tire, bur -oneboy be de-
tested the color OF cOaL The contrast Of
the black coal and the red and blue
flames were most distIstetgi O. hIm; s5
his servant always bad orders % - ash
the fuel literally with whitewash which
he kept on hand for she purpose
Ben Butler has a whim. Of late years De
Is seldom without a piece Of slippery elm
in his mou b. which ne declares Is an
admirable speciic fer NERVOUSNESS Years
1zo Butler was a smoker, Then be tooS
what l. known ss q dry smoke-that Is.
he went through the motions of smoking
vith Al gn,ish,ed cigar Ia his mouth
From that be has .rliuatei O. slippery
elm. There are several members Jf Con-
-lfH~- Ll- lAAH ~ aAAN y N--.'a I'D -a- N--f
crack-vsikin- craze. Not one of th-=e
men would step upon o crack in a days
walk unless obliged 10 do 50 by the pre-
sence Of q brick sidewalk There Is >
certain scientific uan here wha>s name
l. known all over the civilized world.
He says. have had this crsck-wslk-
ing habit f1y twenty years. In the irst
place I started for fun, To- STE if I could
avoid stepping on q c1ck IN going "a
certain distance I found thar I could.
and I made up my mind 10 keep IL up for
that day A. bad q certain amount II
walking 20 10. AZ first this craze was
sort 0f pleasant diversion. Then it be-
came a settled ,bit. have tired 20
break IL up time and me- again but it
has such q hold on me that / presume ]
vii remain a cr..ck-walSer 20 the end Of
rr1-- f4u-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26
A ePEAT NrsTLER


has heretofore been n4aae il Tie lre5i1. clt
Of rheumalssua, Neuralgia. and nervous r
sick headache. This ]. fviaenc,d ; lie
failure On The part Of thousands "a suAlItrs
70 hnd reiief. even though iAey have sr-
hausied the skill of various Eli.siciars and
tried numerous so-caiisd remedies To
such AthloplOros ! offered a. . al.t, ave,
and gEsas erFs. rs sBccess has betn phe-
nomenal, and vet !; i not surprising be-
cause il ,riH DO ali that is claimed for il.
The Athiopb0rlS Co. viii gladly refer any
Who desire % make an investigation io r.
reliable parties " lo have been cured b. il.
WarIensturgh, y. Y.
Enclosed find postal note for One-haf
dozen bstlies q ya1- Athlophcros. II Is
wonderful how it CURES every case where l
can persuade t..--1 G. rrr. The salts are
Increasing y j. sister in-law US given up
20 die bv the doctors they sent for ne,
t1ok q bouleoE 3tLiophar1s aud persuaded
herto try i-. .i.e second r--.- --1re relief
She had D.; lain in he'd .r two weeks;
the next night she went o. ted ard slept
all night: in oue week she was up AMI Al
work around the hoH>e. Many tbanks.
MEs JSo. y. NU--IyG.
]. l. owing 10 Athicphoros that ! arn
alive. / have suffered with innammafory
ratisl for wears. most ofihe tine he
inc perfectly help less BEi one bottle Of
A-hilUhoras has clred ne There Is no.
tliHc like it i1r the speedy relief and per
uent cure ri rheumatism, 50 / recommend
is O. all, knowing &c viii accomplish what
* claims % DO MIS- T. NICKERs,
45 ~ asaut -. Naterburv. Conn.
F. C. Hazard. Upper Isle. \. Y, saws:
I had neuralgia in The head and neck,
and Athlophorus cured them
livery druggist should keep Athlophoros
and Alalophoros Pil-s, but where they can
% he bought Of the druggist the Athlo-
naar1s Co, III VAL 81, New York, wil
ST. either carriage paid cn receipt Ct
ra- a- price which j. sl.00 Ve- bottle
t.f s..Iaplar-s ard -fc for Piis
Fc- liver and kidnev diseases dvsrepsis- r.
c.-s=--aHn, Weas1-s- De-Tgi-- ot'i.-fy. cis- ass
O. women. t.Hl--1ultlar. headache. ll .Ii-
s1.- .-c.. 8 tl-a-.alra- il-'s srr lIa, lal.il.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26
Our Foreign Policy.

Brother Jonathln-Ssy Cousin Canuek
are you going 70 release those schoonez
Of mine9
Canad1-No, am not
Well found a stray craft up near
Alaska. and"
See here that our schooner. and she
wasn't lost, either Now, You give her
up OF fight
Well, 7 haven't time 70 fight, but I'm
always ready for trade
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

Qneen Victoria was presented a few
days ago with 2 specially made umbrelis
from Glasgow The handle was q round
globe Of fne gold representing the world
strdde,i over with precios.s stones 70 rep
resent Her Asjery's domains
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

yVNIJ can live a home. and make
W more money Al aork for u 1han
I tt . saytAias 55 s.. els 2 ne gos s05!S. =,
s-s-resi rFee Es.lh se1es- al age-. any one f.dn
iotisa work Large earuinz~ sgre rr0rn the ssart-
Ca~lir outft ard terms free belie- nos DELAY
-ts-- you uosh5ne ID ssud - yofI- address and
Erd oIsi y r1u arr wise yea wil da - ~ once
r. HsllErr & &c Portland 3le, deck lyr-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

Two hundred and nine feet on each
side make square acre within one
irrh
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

A full hand-Holding two hundred
pound beauty in her seat in a small sleigh
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26
HIS BRILLIANT INAUG.
URATION.
IMPOSING MILITARY DISPLAY.
The Governors inaugural Address.

HAEHl~m RG. Pa. Jan lS.-General
james a Beaver waS inaug,,rated Gov
eFnur OF Pennsylvania Al high noon to
day with all the civic and military pomp
and circumstance available. The march
from the Executive Mansion 10 the Capi-
10. j. neither long nor tire>one. and once
the order IF precedence. th. disposition
Of the military companies. the fire depart
ment aud the political clubs uer- cosu-
piete,i. the passage from house - Capitol
vas of easy accomplishment
The sky bent cloudless over the scene
and the sun shet great sheets oflisht over
all but IN them was no warmth. and TO
those who were compelled 20 stand in the
ranks oH the street the rays were only a
hollow mockvry The weather was in
,en~ely cold The Valley of the -usque-
hanna va- s. yeritable vale ofthe winds. 90
and old -Eolus WAS al the mouth Of his
fabled cavern, taking care that the zeph-
hyrs should he - distributed that Har-
risburg should be in no sense neglected.
Despite the presence ofthe wind. freight
ed with pneumonia. coughs. colds and
consumption. the people turned out in
the snow and ice-bound streets and stood
ami suffered Men with clo thes scarcely
sufficient 20 cover their nakedne~s; wom-
eu wrapped IN wreichedly thin shawls /.
childreu with only apologies for covering,
gathered before g O'Clock. kicking heels
together. aHd aarmed their extremities
while their teeth chat.ercd AMI the blood
almost ron.ealei in their ill-feed bodies.
Not better wa tine condition Of the
more. pretentous. They also for the sake
Of gazing f1r minute upon the impos-
ing street Pageant endured tine bitter
breeze which swept with cheerful Impair
tialiry over the just and unjust there. The
Neltons and Beavers, Chinchilla. and
Sealskins we're not sufficient 10 retain the
caIoric that the body generated, and af-
ter staining and hour there was no ad-
vantage on account uf clothing
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NOTICE

The partnership heretof7re existing t--tTeen
T. 4 Mi3ie- known a. the FIRM - Miller Brtss.
0f ~Iavssfown E-JT. i've sioek daai-rs. vss-s tais
aas iau 8 : 49, dissolved 81 ilur-al eons'sut-
2 gfILER
J. l. AfLLEE
ys'yl2-s-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

the Com nonwealth should receive the
same protection a. the most powerful
corporation
You viii expect the Administration 70
be one ofthe people, and not of party
Zach citizen Of the Commonwealth has
right TO demand at the hands Of the Ad-
ninistrati0n, the same consideration that
: accorded to every other. Emphasis Is,
therefore. laid upon the fact that, although
elected by party, the Executive Is the
servant Of the people, and every citizen
II the Commonwealth. no matter what
his views az to questions Of public policy
have been and are, has equal right 10 his
time, attention, and service
PROHIBITION.
Questions Of popular interes; and pub
lie Importance have been passed upon by
the people, through their suffrages st the
election, which resulted in the choice Of
the present executive officer Of the Com
lnonwealth. There is no disposition to
eyade the responsibility which has thus
been entailed The majority Of the pao-
pie Of the Commonwealth demand the
right 10 pass upon the question Of the
prohibition Of the manufacture and sale
Of intoxicating drinks, within is limits.
by constitutional enactment. This Is
neither question Of morals. solely. nor
# partisan politics nor l. il believed
thai the people divide upon II By the or
dinary lines of political though; and ac-
tion Il i. therefore, due 10 them that
the question should be submitted fairly.
fully, frankly, and in such way. and 4;
such a time, ~ viii enable them % vote
their individual sentiments upon H. In
the ordinary course Of events, such sub
mission cannot take place until three years
from and aft T the passage Of a joint res
olution covering the subject. by the Leg
Islature which shall ass.. nble in January.
1883. Il i believed that the pledge and
promise on this subject, which undoubt-
edlv secured the votes Of many citizens,
viii b. most fairly met. and most fully
carried out, by the submission of such an
amendment 10 The Constitution, at
special election. when no other question
viii engross public thought, and when
each citizen may vote his sentiments
upon that particular subject without ref
erance 10, or interference from, any
other
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

n. E H. HHHAI~-
u EE-rrsN aNL SURGEON
-,ue7s-t. Pa.
-..s as a,a-l- Block >econs Floor.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

In communicating directly with you in
this general way, many subjects Of inme-
diate interest TO the Commonwealth At
large crowd themselves upon is; but the
occasion and the surroundings forbid the
mere mention of them and have rendered
extended discussion OF any subject entire
ly out of the question
There are questions sls0 Of moment
which concern u as citizens Of orr great
country which press upon the thought
and demand fearless diss.sls-ion The
same pFoprieties which limit discussion
in other directions forbid Il in this
And now, my fellow c;fizens. as in the
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

Finally. afterihe usual maneuverS. the
o. start. liregg Post. - 4 r. Of Belle
fJnte, of which Governor Beaver Is a
member. WAS given the honor Of escor-
ting him. and the reminder Of the pro-
cessipn was formed after the plan previ-
ouslv published
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1887-01-26

.-rHHgEl- allan
- -fuier-s.i. Pa.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24

CANON WHnERroHoE will leave London
for New York April "A.
MR. WHiTELAw REID cf the New York
Tribune has been reelected president o;
the l.otos Club
The wife Of NJ. Robert II Sdyre, general
manager of the Bethlehem Iron Company,
is daughter Of the late Asa Parker.
JosErH Howard, Jl. q, has been engaged
hy u New Yorl, publishing house to write
up popular life Of Henry Ward Beecher.
EX-SENATOR WARNER MILLER has begun
the erection at Farmers Mills, y. Y, of
the largest wood pulp paper mill in the
county.
MAKk TwAIN talks Of endowing a home
for pumped.out humorists. We had sup
pos,d Mark was rich enough to take care
Of himself.-ITroy Times.
Hon. FRANK JONES OF New Hampshire
has bought fine property OF lGJ acres at
Tavares, Orange County, Fla, with lake
front and orange grove Accomplishments.
4 GLASGOW merchant asked Queen Vic
torla to accept Jubilee gift OF cheese
weighing five tons and made from the milk
Of $500 Canadian cows, but she declined.
BELMONT CASTLE, the country place OF
Sir Charles Dixie, will shortly be sold, and
with 1t over six hundred doze',s of fine old
port and other choice wines =. the cellars.
Mrs. PoTTIR's debut at le Haymarket
Theatre, London, Will take place next
Tuesday night In Wilkic Collins play,
"Man and Wife, which is then to he pro.
duced for the first time.
W. A. CARPENTER, formerly OF tue New
York Morning Journal, has become manag-
ing editor of the st. Louis ErcIing CArOa.
icle and Milton a. McRae, late Of the Gin
cinnau Post, the business manager.
joins c. ESo, who fed to Canada in 1884,
after nearly wreeking the Second National
Bank Of New York city, is anxious to have
the TWO indictments pending against him
nolle pressed. His father has made res'itu-
ton Of every dollar st0len-about 5000.
COO-and has impoverished himself In the
Effort.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
o Joy {,

lEnToH CRrIc; ! agree with you that the
lines You printed Tuesday are BEAUTIFUL
C'Alasn by Philip Bourke MIarstonl, yet
though exquisite, they are much too pessi-
ln,tlc, and even false and misleading In sen.
tlmcut as think, Please publish the follow
ing different rendering ION the same llnes),
and thus, by contrast, see II mine he not trler
sentiment and more hopeful, and what the
world most sOrely needs uud longs for, even
II they be not SO elegant, considered merely
ms poetry, The world wants no misanthrjpy:
there Is too much Ut II already: hut Truth anil
Lisht and liio Eternal No more folding ut
tie handa' and ugnosil'isIn md utter hope
lessnoss and suicldo.-T n, L.i
o joy iorall high hopo' and q u deires'
Like fruit In golden autu nIrl lnu they grow:
. joy for prayers and psalms and loves pure
Loud ia,ans and all briGh.ne,, from them
How.
o Joy for all mansnl-sad suG'dng raoo-
q Joy NV love, CIR yuu and m . o 10y
Some day Goa calls US tu our pro ser place,
And frees our earthly dr1ss from all alloy
o 10y but ue'cr can we forget some hours
Whereof the memory like loves planet,
Forget them las the years thoirrlenest dow.
Forget them as the sun rorsots the rose
our keene4t rapture, our most deem desp,lr,
Our hoLes, our breads, our laughter and oui'
Shall be no more at an upon the alt
No more at all through oil the coming
years.
But though thus mute beneath the grass and
our earthly tabernacles lic and wait;
When you will be as |, and as you
our spirl.Sfreed are called 20 blessed state!
v JOY
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
CALDWELL ~ SONS,

ANTIQUE AND OTHER FURNITURE,
S0i Il street northwest
Carpets, Stoves, Spring Mattresses, Mirrors
and Oil Paintings.
Feather Pillows and Mattresses TO order at
lowest prices.
Repaiiing and Upholstery specially.
Fine Old Mahogany Chairs, Odd pieces OF
furniture OF all descriptions.
gsy-C O. II. Caldwell Is agent for the Victor
Fire and Burglar-proof Safes.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24

1t is universally conceded that no annual
publication of similar character compares
with "The Statesman's Year Book' In the
iullness, accuracy, comprehensiveness and
freshness OF It's information. 1t is all that
1t claims to be-a statistical and Historical
Annual Of the States OF the Civilized
World" brought down to the very latest
date. In the issue for 1887, jus. received
by Mr.. Robert Beall 405 Pennsylvania ave-
nue., corrections are made TO February 10,
and the volume is consld, rlbly larger IN
size than 1t was last year, special attention
being given to American statistics. The
Co, London, aud edited with singular care
ard ability by Mr. j. Scott Kettle. 1t is
said that the publishers offer standing re-
ward for the detection OF single error In
this valuable work OF reference.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
Easy to spcir. Hard to Pronounce.

Abergayenny Is pronounced Abergenny.
Beauchamp is pronounced Beecham.
Bolingbroke is pronounced Bullingbrook
Brougham is pronounced Broom.
Bulwer is pronounced Butler.
Cholmoudelcy IS pronounced Chumley.
Cirencester is pronounced Slsslster.
Cockburn Is pronounced Cobun.
Colquhoun ls pronounced COhOon.
Cowper 10 pronounced Cooper.
GrOsyenor Is pronOur c5d Grovener.
llawarden, Gladstone's residence, is pro-
Iounced Harden.
Holborn is pronounced liobun.
Knollys is pronounced Knowles.
MajorlbanRs is pronounced Marchbanks.
Marylebone is pronounced Marrabun.
Norwich is pronounced Norridge.
Salisbury is pronounced Sawlsbry.
st. Leger is pronounced Sillinger.
Talbot is pronounced Torbut.
Taliaferro is pronounced Tolliver.
Thames Is pronounced Tens.
Wemyss is pronounced Weems.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
THOMAsJ. FISHER B. CO.,
1874 II street nOrthwpst.
FOR SAlE-HOUSES.

nor sALE-l5O Houses, Ranging in
Il price from Sl,2j0 to $1,000; terms OF
payment from all cash to s25 per month;
houses for homes or investments; houses to
suit everybody and In every part of the city.
NORTH WASHINGTON REAL ESTATE CO.,
lt20 Il st n W.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
GENERAL AND cnIrIouLAn.


"Womcn People Talk About is stand.
Ing headline In one OF our society exchanges,
with about quarter Of column Of matter
under II. II the editor should change It to
People Women Talk About there
wouldn't be room ln the paper for all the
stun he could get.
"llayc You got raiser In the houseyn
asked an indiana man who REGISTERED at
Willarl's late last NJ ht for one night only.
~ don't know Of any, sir,' replied the
clerk, "and the barbershop has been closed
for two hours.m
"Barbershop, tbunder!r exclaimed the
impatient guest. 81 don't want no barber
shop. Pm tired out. | want to 90 upstairs
to bed"
"All right, sir, and ri send the razor to
you in the morning so you can shave before
hreakfast.r
Young man. said the Indlanian, as n
light dawned upon him, "you're of your
base. ] don't want no razor TO shave with
| want raiser that'll git me up stairs with
out havin' to walk"
Then the clerk tumbed, and the bell-boy
led the guest over and put him in the ele-
yator.
Jim Potter's wife now denies that she
ever said she was going on the stage for the
purpose OF elevatiDg II. Wonder what is
she going to do with It?
Mrs. Bolster lost two husbands within n
thl fret Iin1 "a natural 1.uth and thu
other was killed In railroad accident six
months later, greom of two weeks. Very
naturally the doubly -bereaved woman was
prostrated by grief and her pastor went to
see her.
"Tbis is n sad, sad blow, sister Bolster,m
he said, tenderly, as he took her hand.
"lts-il's-almost toO.-too- too much to
bear,n she sobbed.
"Yes, yes, sister; but the Lord tempsrs
the wind to the shorn Lamb, aud lie sends
no silliction for which He does not In some
way compensate the sufferer"
"l know, know she said, Frightening
a little, "and iu my case find that the
mourning bought to wear for George will
do for Henry; but | can't help weeping
while my sorrow Is fresh, for Henry did
give promise OF being such comfort
and the stricken widow broke down again.
Kaiser William 1. temperance man; at
least lie Is u mono gin-arlan.
\ large cliu is 7 point Of beauty 10
woman, but it must be remembered that a
large chin and much chin are not later
changeahle terms.
This railroad business is getting to be a
sort Of a b. IL Ordeal, which is very trying
Broken china is what 1t is cracked up
to be.
Mt. stellas is the way the telegraph ope-
rator had 1t, but 1t is Mt. st. Elias on the
map.
"You never repent OF having eaten too
little,n said Thomas jefferson. Even In
Thomas day there were boarding houses in
Washington.
The robert-tail car is all offensive partisan,
in thc opinion of Fourteenth street DeODlp
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
A PROGRAAtME
IA OF
1.-TWO GRAND CONCERTS
l. VIII be given by the
RICHARD WAGNER SOCIETY
HERR ANTON scHoTT,

HERR ANTON SCHoTT,
Leading tenor of the German Opera Com
pany, recently performing at the Metropolitan
Opera-ilouse, New York city, at the Congre-
and SATURDAY EVENINGS, March IS and
81, Admission, 81, including reserved seat.
Box sheet open at Droops', 025 Pa. ave., on
and after Tuespay, the ylst inst.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
l,.;l,.. ,, MANN.

aSJ RUFUS II. DARBY,
BOOK, JOB AND NEWSPAPER PRINTER
Has hcmOved TO Building
. 1908 PENNA. AVE. NORTHWEST,
Which runs through the entire square 10 D 81;
where, with increased facilities and the latest
ideas In machinery and material, he will be
prepared TO turn out more and better WORK
than any establishment south Of New YORK..
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24

HCusUfc, only one bclluCTht NotluB w.
It on its final passage. The Democrats
are not opposed to II because OF any
change of front ON the principle OF
high license, but on the ground that
the Crosby bill, rs 1t is called, is cou'
sIdered unjuslly discrlmiuatiec In It's
provisions. In all cities OF over 100000
Inhabitants the general license IS fixed
at ! 600. the wine and beer license,
the storckcepers general license, the
storckcepers beer license and the drug
gists' license, at $l00 each. One argu.
mcnt against the bill is that compar.
ativcly few of the higher licenses will
he taken out, while all sorts of liquors
will be sold under the low licenses,
thereby tending 10 systematic cvaslons
of the law. Another argument is that
II Is law In favor of the brewers as
against the distillers. The Prohibition.
lists in the Legislature took no part In
the debate or vote, probably concluding
that this Is no time for advocating
prohibition inside the Republican lines.
Tue officers Of the Trunk Line Com
mission announce that with the cNcep.
ton Of the pooling provisions, Its op.
crations will not be interfercd with by
the Interstate Commerce law. The
organization will he maintained and its
business continued at the old stand as q
sort of general intelligence office for
the railroad companies of the country.
1t is altogether probable that even
the Interstate Commissioners will be
glad to avail themselves of It's iuforma.
ton and find 1t more of convenience
than an obstruction to the proper en-
forccmcnt of the law.
"TuE Open Court is the name OF q
new and nice looking fortnightly jour.
nal just established at Chicago and
devoted to the work of establishing
ethics and religion upon q scientific
basis" Evidently It is n tribunal in
which all forms Of bigotry and sec.
tarianlsm are to be put upon trial; but
1t must be careful not TO make the
patience of It's readers n 90 defendant,
-.aa~ aH=H
CARTER H. HARRISON was renomi-
mated for Mayor of Chicago yesterday,
and in spite Of his positive declarations
TO the contrary day or two ago, found
no apparent difficulty in reconsidering
his determination aud accepting the
candidacy. In the impending war with
the Anarchists, which he predicts, 1t is
reassuring to know that "our Carter
will still be at the front.
The proposition TO make a National
Park out Of the battlc.1elds Of Look
out Mountain, Chlckamauga and Mis-.
sion Ridge, is good one, and the
next Congress will be called upon TO
consummate 1t by the necessary legts
lation.
EX-SENATOR ELBRIDGE G.. LArHiM
of New York, reported dangerously i'll
at Canandaigua. is 10 years of age.
lie was elected TO the United States
Senate July 30, 1881, to succeed Mr..
Conkling, resigned, for the term end.
ing March 4, 1885.
THE rascals who threw a dynamite
bomb into the hall Of Salvation Army
meeting at Quebec should be sent to st.
Petersburg for treatment.
The peace of Europe appears to hang
upon single thread-the life of n
monarch who is already nonogenarlau.
Long live the Emperor
THERE are no dead heads in the In
terstate Commerce enterprise.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
FOR RENT...HOUSES,

E'OR RENT-A Nice S-Room House,
II 3s7 18th st $ W; all mod imps. Inquire at
200 llth st S W.
L'OR RENT-Part of u 7-Room house,
II either ist or I'd floor; furnished or un-
furnished. 1908 sth 81 n w,
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
He Knew His Business.

Young woman (timidly to clerk IL
would like to look at some false hair, please.
Clerk (experiencedl Yes, ma'am. What
color does your friend want?
Sale effected.-[Iife,
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24

THE rascals who threw dynamite
bomb into the hall Of a Salvation Army
meeting at Quebec should be sent to st.
Petersburg for treatment.
The Washington critic., 1887-03-24
"Thc states,nnn's Year hook" {"

The robert-tail car is all offensive partisan
In the opinion OF Fourteenth street people.