St. Paul daily globe., 1887-12-25


Z 6& viii / please enumerate,
SoyOu may cease to wonder!
Ne lWill /, like a shrewd magician,
- Make you 'see" the politician?
ruwx~ ARK, ye then, and don'tc if
E 81 H Igive you some points and facts
A v 81 you've heard about the tariff
"a And reduction of the tax?
. a 4 On these issues we will fight,
81 AxM And We II rise up in our might
hE.zzEz-xn SSUES these will surely be
k "a Thro'out this Nor west sectonl
81 Voc to the man who's ''up a tree"
E 8 Or advocates protectionl
e27 81 The climate will be very warm
EsSsAES For foes of revenue reformi
syz7W UST think of what might happen
Ez If there should be a change,
Es8Y II # the 'ins" should be caught nap
a pin
- And turned out on the range,
9-&8 To browse upon the grasses
Att he behest of the masses!
s,ys.eyzzna MUTE Nelson might pull thro'-
PV " His views are fairly sound
n e tnd Lind. whose record, too,
81 Is good, might not be dOwnedi
~ u juL no more upon the deck
~ -k Could be rescu' d from the wreck
OREN. N.who is known as Fletcher,
sS Would be certain of defeat,
81 II u lis ambition buried. "bet yer
a . n Life" ten goodly faIhomS deep!
S8 u While the willy Mr.. Gibbs
t3.A8 Would be stabbed between the
ribsl
cGIIIL, prince of shining marks
6Y~G How the shafts would pierce his
n hide!
b Gilman, soaring like the sparks,
a Treated to balloon ride,
B Ia Cup above to Join with Herbert
And Lovely in a bowl of sherbet!
EWEL ALSO would get left
Washburn and some other dodg-
x W A ers,
q q Kindred would be sore bereft,
q And blight wonld fall on E. G.
u d ~ Rogers.
Islszzszsaskk.lz3 And that good fellow Billy Mer-
We would proceed at once to
bury him.
eE%NRz THEIRS who would meet their
" fate:
"a Dunnell, Hubbard, Cole and
D ~ Braden.
"A - Judge Gilfllan, II. B. Strait
ez3 Their hearts will be heavy
laden,
Window, Donnelly and Baker!
They must answer to their
Maker!
sz.uzsp.<zzsz ERHAPS the Fates may take
E "a compassion
sI . "a On Friends Baker, Strait and
H ~ Cole,
E E423 As they're inclined to be in fash
And trot close 10 the reform
pole
They'll be taken on probation,
If they get recommendation!
ss.zszsszzszs UEER and startling would it be
If these things did come TO pass
~ a d And the ''ins'' were made to flee
n And the outs got in at last!
Al "a There d he fun for me and yOu
And all because of ''reVenuer'
xssvz=sR ICE would march well at the
A head.
s. 81 Eugene Wilson by his side
H ~ Flandrau's firm and martial tread
"a A W Would enthuse the tarif-ied;
Ames and Doran at the wheel,
This would make protection
squeal.
n ACHEM Kelly's voice would ring
- VA In the shouts of victory.
H A While Tom Bowen he would sing
M And take part in the jubilee!
While Frazec and Henry Keller
Would warble with some other
feller!
3. u..zz> HERE would be high old time,
IL And feast on dead d-duck Bill
L 81 son.
n Around the board you'd likely
~ ~ find
John Meagher and Judge Thos.
Wilson,
Bierman, Merriam and Buck,
Happy over their good luck.
=. UNDERNEATH the banquet table
RW There would be lot of scraps,
n Broken glass and many a label
Proofs of fun and queer mishapS
n q And we'd take up collection
To bury the body of old Pro-
lection.
.--uICT,RY would likewise be due
R~ x To other men, as pure and able
M As those that have named toyou
a As sitting at the banquet table
IN Judge Mcdonald. sir. forsooth,
4. j. Whiteman, OF Duluth!
s,Ev-sv> HILE we absorb our Xmas dinner
" Let us contemplate this fact:
a ~ If we hope to be winner
We must hump Ourselv and act
IL A We must grind our little axes
(8n And prepare TO cut down taxes
auuzuzuA ERXES never did make known
va What his views were on the t'rlf
And he did not stand alone!
Fear to''climb the gold n stair If
a They spoke out and gave offense
AA Has kept others on the fence!
OF will see lot of dodgers
K " In the campaign of next year;
- Il Politicians. cute old codgers,
Who win strain the eye and ear,
And Whit ozone in the nose
Toflnd how the wild wind blows
1uzzzyuzuz> EALOUS work is all that's needed
"a To insure q general rout,
ex' For good advice is always needed,
EY - And revenue" will knock 'em
u out.
0a.eA Therefore. on this Christmas day,
Seize the oars and pull away.