Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-10-07
P1Tn AND POINT.

LOST at seattle sight Of ,.a,
"A TRIM creature-the millin r.
A FLAT failure-a poor nan as,'
PARTY lines--rows of wallao 'hs'
, A HASaMAN who wished to
his vocation said he was tro, 70 %
suspender comparatively a ase! ing
ir is perfectly safe to 20 int ''
lists shop and call him IN ml 'o?a
teeth i t; if the dentist isn't y a'''
Siftiaegs. nj
SOLD Tubal Cain was q NAV,
IN the days when the earth " ". might
buI ne never tackled single I ,at. nesI
-Ne,c mnen me hair hid the butter i tso,
"YEs, sir" said Dibbs, ea,ro.,
should always look upon loa
men with respect. Il is a , saVs.
they have not been in prison fo r' ss
The days of the book agent sSa
bered. A German firm has D ;, afe
steel-clad bullet that will ns no .aseat
inches of brass.-Ne,oman Indss
e1t 1"aep
The witty man of the Midd,. n.
students said at q city chon.ho o le
won't pay for steaks as touch ,v .s e
no law can compel me; thaas
legal tender. re
REsTAURANT-KEEPER Ito or..,
your seat quite comfortable. e s;.s
you too near the Window n.
No, the window is all riubt.
wouldn't mind sitting a LITTLE f.'j
from the butter. Il"
Mrs. WELLS (about to hire
servant)-Now, in regard to COIN,
visiting, L Servant Gnterrns
"Och, 60 out whiniver yez loiksy,,
not find Bridget Murphy harrud
or dictatorial loike.
BRowN-I say, Robinson, are 70,
sweet on Miss Tittleback? RobS,
I'm afraid she didn't apprecis
visits. "Why do you think sou y
the last time / called she hain,
clock in the parlor, and haditss,i3
o'clock. I've given up calling d
-Ne,U York San.
"YoUNG man." he said, esrpd
edo you ever put the present aside,
gaze thoughtfully into the fut1||
"You bet L do" was the emphatl
spouse. give got six-months' buI
option on 10000 barrels of crude
and just now I'm spelling future ii
big, big +. "--Neav York SIN.
ONCE there was lying by the sid
the ditch pig. On the other sid
a man. The pig was sober, the
was drunk. The pig had ringi
nose, and man had a ring on his il
Some one passing exclaimed, {
pig heard it, "One is Judged fror
company he keeps" Instantly t
rose and went away.
4 LADY who had been abroad W
scribing some Of the sights of he!
to a party of friends. "Rut
pleased me as much as anything,
said, twas the wonderful clock at 5
burg" ooh, how I would love to
it," gushed pretty young WON!
pink. II am so much interested
such thing. And did you see the
bra!ed watch on the Rhine, too?'
On, I know I can't" sobbel the
man, after she returned from he,
bands funeral, II just lSno'r1can
think of anything else with poor
in the-the-to-o-o-mb" and she9
down again. "There was a very
attendance at the funeral, sailaA
friend, trying to get the poor WOE
mind into some other channel. y
Gen. Parade was present" "Wssl
Gen. Parade there?" eyes" Nv
wh-what did she have on?' and
Door widow burst into tears ane
Dakota Bell.
Mrs. SHoDDY-What has becom
your beau, Belle? Miss She
gone to the beach for his health
SHE'S rich, and [ can't see why
shi]ly-shally with him so long.
don't you marry him? Miss s.
not care to marry him. He is
tudinarian. Mrs. S.-What's thai
to do with it? We're no site!
about religion. 1t amt like as il e.
of you were Catholics and needed
pensation. You ought to be gla'
the chance. If I was in your plae
marry him if he was a vegetarl'
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