Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-07-01
APPROPRIATE.

very appropriate diet for oarsmen in
training is oysters in the shelI.-Lowell Citi-
zen.
If one may believe the stories of the strik-
ing brewers Boston beer is drug in the
market. Down with it!-Boston Transcript
1t is estimated that there is one COW to
every four persons in this country. The
young lady in the red shawl always gets her
share. Philadelphia Call.
The rivalry between the sugar manufac-
turers of the Sandwich Islands will of course
result in victory for those who have the
most sand.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
General Butler rarely smokes, but is in
the habit of carrying an unlighted cigar in
his mouth His friends say it is because it is
hard for him to find his match.-New York
Commercial Advertiser.
An intelligent observer says: FtIf General
Schenck had still been minister to England,
it would have done his soul good to have
seen the royal sequence flush in Westminster
Abbey on the 1st."-New Orleans Picayune.
"Rurryl hurry" cried Brown, impatient
ly up the stairs, "well be too late for
church" "On, no, my DEAR" replied Mrs.
B., buttoning her glove as she came down,
1--WE can't be.too late. Pge got on my new
suit. Sun.
The Rochester Advertiser offers Henry
George farm gratis if he will move upon
/ duO WOTk II. Inc AOV6rt1S0r Is SaI6
George wants no farm if he has to work on
it. All he wants is the owners "unearned
increment Boston Post.
"No," said Tompkins, 81 no longer call on
Miss Robinson. You know she is fine per-
former on the piano, but got tired of hear
ing the same piece every time I called"
"What was the pieces" asked Titmarsh.
''Mendelssohns Wedding March. '"-Sun.
A Jersey -Spokesman-"No OBJ
T L L
got no objections to yer picking ther berries,
but, by gosh, the house is SO full 1 dunno
| where ter put yer all when yer git bit by ther
rattle-snakes." (They move on.)-Tid Bits.
'FDid you meet with SUGGEST" asked a
neighbor of man who had returned from
prospecting for silver in New Mexico. 'Oh,
yes, met with success, but success was CO.
| ing the other way. If 1 could have overtak-
en- success I would have been all right. -
| Texas Siftings.
"Good bye, my DEAR" he said to his wife
| as the bell rang for all ashore. IT hope you
will have pleasant voyage with your
| friends but will be sick with anxiety to
| hear of your safe arrival" F'Shall 1 cable
| from Queenstown, John2" Heavens no!
| Send postal card. Sun.
The gambling in coffee has been 80 deep
| and continuous that proper people have had
to discontinue it's use A deacon in Dr.
| Halls church is on record with the assertion
| that after two cups of Rio he is irresistibly
impelled to go out and buy pools on horse
race, which shows how evil association can
corrupt good brown berry. Experiments
| are in a forward state among some of the
groce1s to learn if the contagion has extend
ed to chiecory.-Life.
A southwest Georgia negro declares that
congressman curse to the country.
''Dar was time,' he says, when de water
| millyon growed up close ter de fence, but
| dis here long and short haul bisness has made
de farmers plant in de middle ob de f1els,
| and now when er niger wants a watermill-
yon what belong to annoder man he hau'ls so
long he's liable to be cotched. I'm ergin de
congressman fun dis time foth. Mobile
Register.