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Mohave County miner., 1887-06-25
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Mohave County miner., 1887-06-25

Meal Stations.
Through tickets to All tie principal cities
east aitd west On sale at rhs following sta.
:ions. Albuquerque, Rolbrook, Winsio~
flagstaff, Peach tjprings, Kingrnan, Pres
.,ott and the Needles.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-25
The MoHAvE MINER.
PusLisaEp EvEET SArrnp4z b.
JAMES .. HYDE,
ElirS- ana ProPria.Sr-

Entered at tins postofiicc in Kingruan
Is s,coni-class matter.
Mohave County miner., 1887-06-25
I'd Il. .Ts.ss NTS.

Caveats aud Trade Marks Obtained
and all % her business in the y. s. Patent
Office attended TO fer MODERATE FEES.
OGr efsica IL opposite the Z. 4. Patont
OfIige. and We car obtain Patents in lose
time than those remote from WASHING.
TON.
Send MODEL OR DRAWING. We ad.
wise as 10 patentability free of cha rge: and
We make NO CHARGE UNLESS WE OBJ
TAIN \ RATEST.
We refer here IN the Postmaster. the
Supt. Of Money Order Div, and to officials
Of thu e. y. Patent Office. For circular,
adv ioo terms and references to actnsl eli
epts III yonr own State or County. write 10
e.. A SNOW IL co.
OppoSite Patent Office. Washington. ID. q.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-11
IEONDELI4.

d. NJ. Ferry & Cos seeds at H. Bros.
Mrs. G. II. Hallctt returned from
Iowa last week.
+. Childs and W. G. LudIngham, two
ruStlerS from Mellette, were in town
Monday.
Make your selections of garden seeds
now while the stock is complete at
Humphrey Bros.
H. J. Giesen closed a very successful
winter term of school in the Matthew
district this week.
J. VIM. Smith took q flying trip to
Aberdeen, Huron and other points via
the G. * N. w. this week.
0Mrs. VIM. Patterson, of Edmunds
county, was visiting relatives 10 this
place the first Of the week.
With the March thaw comes the in
surance man with the usual beaming
cOuntenance. One struck town last
Saturday.
Inc SuOItncSS Vi Jul icLHdlho Wills
week may be attributed to the fact that
we have spent a goOdly portion of the
time in devoted prayer-oyer an ulcer
ated tooth. To those who have been
there" further comment is unnecessary.
A. W. White slipped into his we'll one
day last week, going clear to the bot
tom at one plunge, a distance of 80 feet.
BY a process of we'll directed muscular
development and the well rope at his
command he managed to reach the top
uninjurcd. Dell now steps very light
ly when in the vicinity of his we'll.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-11
School Exercises

Following is the program of the COM
mencement exercises of school No. 5,
Rondell township, held Saturday March
9Th, 1887:
Song and chorus, organ accompany
ment.
Class "a" reading exercises.
ESSAY, "Drinks, coffee and tea" by
Odeil Turner.
Glass &C." recitation, Zone thing at a
time"
Glass "B," arithmetic.
Recitation, Three words of strength"
from Schiller, by Fl. hide and j. Zell.
Glass "B," reading exercises.
Song, National Air.
Essay, "a lump of sugar" g. Zell.
Glass "A" arithmetic.
Recitation, Words of counsel" by
Otto Rehfeld.
Geography, physical, mechanical and
political.
Astronomy, mechanical.
Glass &c" reading exercise.
Essay, Bread stuffs," G. Rehfeld.
Recitation, Who is thyneighbor?" by
F. and l.. Rehtield.
Closing song.
The occasion was rendered doubly
pleasant by the presence of the parents
of the pupils and friends of the school.
The examinations were creditable and
all enjoyed the exercises of the day.
j. N. CULBERrsoN, Teacher.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-11

See new ed. OF F, H Willis & Co.
To-day will probably end the sleigh
ing for this season.
Those rubbers and rubber boots at r.
H. Wills & Cos are going like hot
cakes.
-FoR SALE-I have a number of bush.
els Of good, clean Scotch Fyte seed
wheat which ! will sell at so cents per
bushel, cash.
w. /. STEERE, Rondell, Oak.
Real estate is occupying 20 much OF
the attention Of the people of Duluth
that one Of the papers gets Off the fol-
lowing: "A minister began Sunday
morning: Beloved you viii find my
text III the southwest quarter OF section
RI mean in 1 Corinthians viii, n. The
congregation smiled
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-11
SUNBEANS.

1t is spring.
Sec new ad. of Abe. l.. Fisher, on first
page.
Wild geese were seen flying north
this worniDg.
Meadow larks and robins are putting
in an appearance.
The legislature will adjourn sine die
some time tonight.
Jas. WheeIahan returned from Ne
cedah, Wis. on Monday.
F. c. Pratt, of Nina, was in town
Monday and called on the printer.
Mrs. l. d Burdick and daughter, Ina,
returned from Huron last Monday.
F. ID. Shane has large, ten-stop KIM
ball organ which he will sell cheap.
Mrs. Baker and daughter, Fannie, re-
turned to Minnesota Tuesday evening.
w. B. Ollie and daughter, of Nina,
attended the lyceum Tuesday evening.
OF late the railroad track is the prin-
cipal street upon which 10 promenade.
Mrs. E. P. Rose left Wednesday for
= brief visit with friends in Wisconsin.
Edward 7. Taubman, of Aberdeen,
was in town on business the first of the
week.
Mrs. C. l. Humphrey. of Rondell, re-
turned from Plainview, Mimi, last
Monday.
-WHEAT.-No. l hard 90: No. / north
urn IS: No. 2 northern So: No. 8 north
ern So. Oats 30.
The Dakota ''pung' will soon be
what Sparks ought TO be-somethIng
Of the unknown past.
Cut out the cancer cure published
elsewhere in this issue and save it for
possible emergencies.
-FoR SALE.-One yoke white cattle 2
years old for sale at a bargain.
1T G. HoRSNs, Warner.
That evergreen illustrated in another
colum is accompanied with valuable in
formation. Read It.
REV. E. L. Davies will lecture in the
school house next Sunday evening on
Lott in Sodom. y All are inuited.
Mr.. Louis HeHssEl aud Miss Mary
Beatty. of Aberdeen. spent last Sunday
with Mr.. and Airs. Jay Cook, of this
place,
MISS Fannie Baker pleasantly enter
tanned q numbsr Of invited guests at
the residence Of Mr.. and Mrs. L. C.
Turner, last Monday evening.
IF. ID, Shane has four good horses q
maresl four cows, wagon, buggy, bind
or, seeder. mower, plows, harrows, etc,
which he will sell at a bargain for cash
or on time with good security.
Last Tuesday N. II. Gilbert received a
telegram stating that his sister, who re-
sides at Minneapolis, was dead, and Mr.
Gilbert took that evenings train for
Minneapolis to attend the funeral.
FRANK Payne has accepted the agency
WA li&E X dAN3Wto NAAbuNA AAQbGCLtVG A8'
ISOLATION, at Plankinton. Oak. his field
Of labor being In townships I2l and l22
lrarges e8, "a, and SIS, Of Brown county
The F. M. P. A. is = large and substan,
tial association and are to be congratu-
lated IN obtaining such q valuable rep
sesentatiye as Frank will prove 70 be.
s4rTrta fitararv maetin0 last Vuasdo
evening was greeted Sith . crowded
house, and the program was well rem
4ered Tho debate IA won BY th,
affirmative. hut nevertheless, some gooc
points were expounded on both sides
After The literary exercises were owe
with 3 large number repaired TO thl
Warner house where dancing and visit
toe were indulgsh III until q r~espectabll
-FOUR IN the morning. TO say that al
enjoyed themselves il putting II yer.
midiy
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-11

Primary class, Euluf Streigle and
Peter Peterson.
Graded on the scale Of 10, showing
standing on examination at close OF
month, also department for the month.
Al. s. GILLETT, Teacher.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-11

~ For notices IN reference 70 special excursions
changes 81 lime. and oiher itemx Of interest ~ con
nection wiehfhe CHlcAco. MILwhuKRK& 81. Pau
Ramsay, please refer Ii tha local colsmns % this
paper.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-03-11

Owns and operates nearly $500 miles Of thoroughly
equipped road IN Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa, Mime
sofa Missouri and Dakota.
III Is the Best Direct Route be
tween all principal points in thc
Northwest, S0uthwess and Far West
For maps. time tables. rates Of passage and freight
etc, apply 10 the nearest station agent Of the CHI
cAco. MILwAugRH q Sr. PAU RAILWAY, or to any
railroad agent anywhere in the World.
X MILLER, Az III CARPHsTEg,
CeaT Manager. Cent Pass. and Ticks Axii
i. -. TUcxER, CR0. HI HRAFFoRD,
Asa. Genl Mgr. Asst, Gen Pass. Agl
MILwAuKrE. WiscoSsIK
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08

The fish women are either built upon
the general principle of a Dutch vessel,
very broad, with an enormous head and
no neck, the head being anchored Sc
curely between the shoulders and wag-
ging there as though set loosely in a bed
of fat, with enormous arms as red As
beets, finished of with hard red hands,
with clumsy fingers, always between
fifty or sixty,or else they are slim girls of
sixteen to eighteen with no lat, more
than is sufficient to round a figure. and
with hands that, while they are red, arc
byno means stumpy.
Here is mystery. The girls are the
daughters of the tirsh-wiyes and are in
proper course OF training to be fsh-wives
themselves. 1t would seem to be the
proper thing to see girls of sixteen, eight
cen, OF twenty, of thirty, forty, and so
up, growing IN lat and stumpy red fingers
as they progressed in years. But it is not
so. 1t IS Their the slender girl or the
enormous broad woman.
Do they keep on being slender for a
certain number of years and tn in
night develop into broad womenl Or,
when they get 10 certain age do they
quit the iish market and stay away from
it till they have widcned and broadencd
sufficiently to % into the market again
of the orthodox shape? As no one in
times of peace ever saw dead mule the
question is naturally what becomes of
the mules when they get oldl soin this
case, how is it with the fshwomanl Why
is it that you only see the two types
There are many mysteries in naturc-too
many.
But slender or pondcrous, they know
all about fish. They can handle them
with CELEBRITY, and dwell upon their
merits with JUNCTION that would make
their fortunes in any lucrative business
where glib tongue and ready wit is
requisite. And then the fine sarcasm
that follows if you are not satisfied with
her stock and 90 elsewhere. Woe be
unto fSu if there is anything peculiar
aboutyou-you have been measured be-
forehan and the sore spot in your make
up is mercilessly touched Fish wives
the world over are noted for sharp
tongues. The Billingsgate women in
London are abusive, coarsely so, the
French are finer, and therefore much
worse 1t is the difference there is be
tween broadax and a rapier. You are
not stunned with vulgar abuse, bat you
are made to feel your utter insignifcance.
-T0lefo Biade.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08
Picking Ont \ wife.

! always was partial TO the ladies, says
Ia writer in the Pittsburgh Dispatch, and
did a great deal of gallanting them
time as myself II But ieE7 When CAME as S9s q
the age at which most young men fall in
love l was very careful to single out n
young lady of my own age, and one who
had an extra amount If common sense
and good breeding; one who was always
considerAtc of others welfare, and was
not ashamed that she kept house for
three younger children, left orphans
when quite young
Now, after three years Of married life,
have never seen ny wife untidy. She
makes it her business to keep herself
looking as neat as her house, and have
yet to see her out of humor, or in the
least ways cross, and, although do not
make anything like big wages, yet she
manages to keep the house in all neces-
saries, and | have more money in my
pocket at the end of the month than |
ever had, or could manage to save be
fore l was married.
l think if more young men would
look on the practical side of natrimony,
there would not be so many disappoint-
ing unions.
Common sense is the thing. Never
mind the pretty face, bright eyes, Or
small feet. Has she good supply Of
common sensel II beats music and draw
ing far enough.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08

When we ct into the Book Road in
trenchments. n man few files to my left
dropped dead, shot lust above the right
eve. lie did not grOln, or sish, or make
the slightest physical movement, ex ept
that the chest heaved few times. The
light went out NJ his face instantly, leav-
Ing it without particle of expression.
1t was plastic, and, as the facial muscles
contracted, it took many shapes. When
the mans body became cold. and his
face hardened, j. was horribly distorted,
as though lie had suffered intensely. Any
person who had not seen him killed
would have said that he had endured ex-
IRENE agony before death released him.
A few minutes after he Eel another man,
n little farther to the left fell with pre-
ciselv similar wound. He was straight
ened out and lived for over an hour. lie
did not speak Simply lay on his back,
and his broad chest rose and fell, slowly
at first, and then faster and faster. and
more and more fcebi V until lie was dead.
And his face hardened aud it was almost
terrifying in its painful distortion. |
have seen dead soldiers faces which
were wreathed in smiles; and heard
their comrades say that they had died
bappy. DO not believe that the face
of a dead soldier, lying on a battlefield,
ever truthfully indicated the mental or
physical anguish or peacefuiness Of mind
which he suffered or en- owed before his
death. The face is plastic after death,
and as the facial muscles conf and con-
tract they draw the face into many
shapes. Sometimes the dead smile. again
they stare with CLASSY eyes, AID lolliug
tongue and dreadfnlly distorted visages
at you. 1t goes ornothing, One death
was as painless rs the other--Re-ollcc-
tions ofQ PRINT.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08

young farmer seeing the city. In his
arms were half a dozen bundles. and be-
fore him stood pretty young woman,
who wore over a silk dress plush cloak
of fashionable make and Cleveland hat.
The color on her checks was suggestive
of long &C luaintance with country air.
1t was as plain as whitewashed fence
that they had but recently been married
They stood on the corner of Clark and
Madison streets and watched the cars go
BY for few moments, and then he said,
with little cough of Importance:
''Well, Sarey, l reckon We'll get on
one of thes, cars and ride over tew the
depot. It's bout time we was goin'."
Mercy, Steven, how you talk. There
amt no use of ridin' when we can Just
walk over 10 the dapon
Now, Sarey, I'm s'prised at your op-
posin' what want 10 do. I'm your hus-
band, amt Il' sputtered the young man.
"And I'm your lawfully welded wife, "
replied the bride, with great asperity;
''but we might lest as well have it out
right here. 1t amt a speck morc'n five
squares to the dapo, and that amt no
further than it is from our house TO the
pump in the meader, an you've got to
walk that every mornin' and night, sure's
you're a foot high. You can't take no
street-car for that pump, an you can't
save ten cents no quicker an no better
way than jest a trotting over to that
dapo with me. You can argue or trot,
Jest which you choose, but amt goin
to get into one of them cars if l stayed
here It'll Sally Virgins baby is an old
man"
He decided to trot.-C Aieaqo .Nelc,.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08
Novel CONSUMPTION Cure.

teYou see this car platformln inquired
one passenger OF another on an Illinois
CentIal suburban train. "Well, that
platform cured me of consumption ard
saved my life. You see, / come Of a
consumptive family My mother died of
consumption, sister and two brothers,
and year ago / expected to 20 in the
same way. As soon as saw that l was
going down made up my mind to take
some desperate means Of salvation. l
wasn't financially able to go to Califor-
MIA or TO travel anywhere except to and
from my wo-k. So | did the next best
thing. Every morning in riding into
town stood out on the platform. and,
drawing long brestis, filed my lungs
full Of the fresh air from the lake. At
first conlGn't inhAle much, but by-and
by my lungs gathered strength, respira-
tory GELS that had long been unused began
TO open and admit nature !. life giving
oxygen, and in a few months l was sur
prised at my own strength and good
health, as were my friends. -Four times
a day-for / rode home to dinner and
hack again--I stood on the platform and
inhaled as much OF the ar as possible.
The weather made no difference to me
rain, cod, snow, blizzard For more
than q year haven't sat down in a rail
way coach. Now | can draw longer
inhalation than any man know, and a
long inhalation means filling with air all
Of the cells OF the lungs, bringing the
whole sytem into service. and | have nc
more fear Of consumption. y Chicago
Hr1l
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08
WOMAN'S WORLD.
PLEASANT LITERATURE FOR
FEMININE READERS.
All About Wrinkles.

Wrinkles are as natural to old age as
is a full, smooth face TO childhood. They
are due mainly to a certain shrinkaSe OF
the muscles shrinkage which charac-
terizes. more or less, the entire system
in the latter period OF life. Now, the
human face, writes a doctor IN the
T0ptl's Companion. was meant TO be the
mirror of the mind" the visible ex-
pre- sion of every passion, emotion, and
iamost feeling. Herein is its Chief
beauty Hence its numerous muscles
and nerves, whereby II IS so wonderfully
adjusted TO this end. But muscles IN
constant or frequent exercise increase IN
volume, strength, and readiness OF &C
ton. Hence habits of thought and feel
ing become stamped on the face, and we
read so easily the character OF the proud,
the vain, the deceitful, and the sensual
man, or of the kind, the calm, the ener-
ectic. the frank, the candid and the
honest man. But there is nothing like
care and worrimcnt TO plOw burrows u
the forehead. and these arc bidly mar
ring the faces Of our American women
We pass in the streets women Of thirty
five whose forcheads are more wrinkled
than the brow should be at seventy.
Some of these may not have more cares
than others, but they unnecessarily yield
to the tendency to express them in the
face.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08
Eemoving Cake from Pans.

Mrs. Lincoln says in Go0f H0usekeep-
ina: Line the cake tins with paper, al
low it large enough to come half an inch
above the top of the pan. Lay the pa
per over the outside, and crease it round
the edge Of the bottom of the pan. Fold
it in the middle lengthwise and cross
wise, and cut out the open corners to the
crease made by the pan. Then fit 1t into
the inside, and grease the paper, not the
pan, with unsalted butter or lard. Round,
shallow pans for layer cakes should be
lined only on the bottom. Grease the
paper and edge of the pan. Cakes
should bake until they shrink from the
pan.
70 remove the cake from the pan, lay
a clean bread or cake towel over cake
cooler or wire sieve, or over long, shall
low pan inverted. Run q slender knife
between the tin and the paper. Take
the cake out by lifting the paper on the
middle of each side and place it carefully
on the cloth. Pull the paper away from
the edges, and leave that on the bottom
until the cake is cool enough to be put
away. But if the loaf is to be frosted
turn it over in the cloth, and remove the
paper.
Another way, for layer cakes and
cakes not lined with paper-Loosen the
edges with a slender knife. Hold the
par in the right hand, slip the left hand
under the cake cloth; turn the pan over,
letting the cloth meet the cake half
way. then lower the cake in the cloth to-
ward the left. Remove the Ian. If it
does not come off resdily, tap it on the
bottom with knife, leave it few mo-
ments, and then should it fail 10 come
of, stoop so that you can see under the
pan, raise the end gently and slip the
knife under and scrape away what has
stuck to the pan. In this way broken
piece is fitted into its place with little
Trouble. As soon as the pan is removed
turn the cake over ~ turning it in the
cloth so as to leave it right side up.
This prevents the cake from be oming
heavy by the weight of the hand, or by
its own weight in falling The under
crust is much nicer than when left tc
sweat in the pan.
A wire window screen thirty inches
long by fifteen wide, with cleats in the
ends or spools on the corners, to keep
the wire two inches from the. table, IS a
convenient cake cooler.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08
Adventures of Morning-Gown.

4 Boston lady was anxious to make
her husband pre- ent on the occasion of
his birthday and as it happened to fall
in winter, and at time in very severe
winter, she thought comfortable morn
ing-gown would be n most useful acqui-
sition to his domestic comforts. She
went to a store and purchased fine Per
sian pattern merino and well waddcd
morning gown. She had forgotten the
exact height Ct her husband; but to
make sure Of its usefulness, she thought
best to purchase one rather too long than
too short. The day was rather wet; her
husband returned in the afternoon from
his Office, and she presented him with the
new article of comfort; and he fancied it
indeed great comfort after he had put
off his wet clothes. But it was too long
about ten inches too long.
"Oh, never mind, my dear" said the
affectionate wife; Il can easily shorten
it to suit you"
They had party in the evening; they
were very merry. After they had gone
to bed the wind was making such
noise, and the rain so dashing against the
window, that the lady could not sleep;
her husband, however, slept soundly. She
arose without disturbing him, took the
morning gown and commenced her work,
cutting of about the length of ten inches
to make it suit her husband stature
and then went TO bed again. She had
10 rise early nextmorning. The husband
slept well, which is frequently the case
after a merry evening party. Scarcely
had the good lady left the room when
her sister-a good -natured, elderly lady
who lived with them-stole into the
the room upon tip toe, in order not to
dis urb her brother-;n law, and took the
morning gown. fastening to her room
she cut oil ten inches, as she knew on
the previous night it was too long for
him An hour after the master awoke
and was anxious to surprise his affec-
tionate wife. He rang the bell; the
servant came up and asked his pleasure;
upon which he requested her to wrap up
the morning-gown and carry it to his
tailor to make it ten inches shorter.
scarcely was the morning-go returned
from the tailor when the good wife
stepped in. The husband had just arisen,
and proposed now to surprise his wife
and enjoy his comfort. But how sur
prised was his tter-half to see her hus.
band in fine Persian pattern marine
shooting jacket instead Of comfortable
morning gown l-BostOs Journal.
The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1887-04-08
A stem-Winder.

Stiggins was pas ing a watchmaker's
establishment, and looking in the win
dow he noticed very pretty girl at the
counter.
cha" he solilOqui,e1, I'm GO in ssd
take look at her under some preteNt or
other
He entered, and was waited on by the
young lady's father.
''N hat can do for your
az want to get key for my watch, -
he stammered, fcasting his eyes on the
young lady.
''Let me see your watch" said the
matchmaker.
As if in a dreem, he took ont his
watch. The matchmaker examined it,
and said with surprise:
"Why, your watch is a stem-winder
He don't remember how he got out,
but he does remember that the young
lady snorted audibly.-Sytings.