Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-08-19
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Low TH1SGs-shoea
FAITHFUL attendants-shador
earth. ast Of u,
"MY motto is, Live and u.
sad the soldier, as he turned H. a's7''
to the enemy and fled from A. us Oael
field. sae batNs
DO MAKE yourselves az bo..
dies" said Mrs. Smith to her r0 ri.;, Il
u am at home myself, and s;n '''9''
wish you oil were" ''ucets!
WHAT a polite man Mr.. co,....
the violinist, appears to be?' "1s sa''as
l hadn't noticed it." ooh! yes 4v 1'
ing and scraping all the time" - 00S
A New York paper declare,
"the low-neck dress must 90" W. " 'A'
Even now it is sometimes mistsl Lnefs
q garter in the East.-Peor;o s ~ 10
script. 1'en
A DAKOTA Indian purchased J.,
phone last week and tried to grind
fee in it. He also tried to scaln In :.
man that sold it to him.-C = H."
IN Ne,Dma1, Independent
GOETHE once remarked: II hat.
explanations" He had probably IT,
been reading a long letter from
debtor explaining why he conld,
settle that old account.-Tcros ~
iaags.
A POPULAR writer, who Sometimes /
a bad spell, wrote the name Of tbs;
lustrious author of Pilgrims Prosrs,
as John Bunion." His publisher =,
gested that it be put into footpots
Living Church.
TALKING sHop-Physician (exsn;
ing rural editor for life insurance nm
poses)-Your circulation does not sss
to be impaired. Editor-No: w.,
printin' $50 copies week now NJ,
only 500 year ago.
GEORGE" asked the teacher q,
Sunday-school class, "whom, above
others, shall you wish to see when =,
get to heaven?" With face brighte
ing up with anticipation, the Little q
low shouted, "Gerliah!"
A BUsYBoDY is generally pers,
who has no business in this world
yond making it his business to nesle
his own business in order to attend
the business of others. Such CHI
has no business to be tolerated anvv,
Shoe and Leather Reporter.
"WoMEN are greatsh-hic-lecei
ers," said Jones, leaning up against /
bar. "Theresh-hic-no trusting .,
Theresh my wife. She said-hic-t
other day the nextsh time-hic-Ia
drunk she'd go home to ma. Ish bel
drunk ever since, and she-hic-has
gone yet. "-Nev York San.
SOME PERSONAL FRIENDS.
were down Mt Rapid City about q year erso
An struck q lot O. railroad mon what tho't II
wasn't slow;
They were givin' ter tiac place sort oreada
hue,
An they ,hrowed it up ter mo tibet my tried
| were mighty few!
| The other boys were at the ranch-I were
alone in town.
But 'twa'nt the day for tenderfeet ter try
back mo down!
When they said hadn't eny friends YOU bs
made me mad,
AMI backed up ter tho bar an soon showed
that had!
"Genl'men, I'd like ter introduce my fsI
here, Col. Colt
Perhaps you may've heard thet he's sort
thunderbolt,-
An eff you'll kinily listen. you'll hear what b
got ter ~
An then worked the trigger an begun to BID
II hev' another friend,' says I, "Td like you
ter meet,
HIS name is Captain Smith-&-Wesson-y
find him hard ter beat; =
He II talk little while ter kinder diss;pa.e
gloom!"-
An then plugged away IN hit EN- all errou
the room!
1--we only one moro friend wanter nteriu
ter you
His name is Central Renlington-hell spess
word or two!"-
An when finished up a-agitatin' tnet air s.
The last blame cuss were scootin' out on
mighty lively run!
dakota Bell.