The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-11-06

leaQ al the new 1OIA qudldAItAO $50
ton.
SHOULD Mr.. GOULD, on his way to
Europe, be captured by a pirate king,
We can all contribute to the ransom.
TIME WAS when the craze for Office
consumed the legitimate supply of
harvest hands. Baseball has changed
all that.
ST. LOUIS Post DiSpatch:-The Per
senal Liberty" spook, with Tennessee
visage, begins to stalk across the politi-
cal stage.
New ORLEANS PicGyune:-Sarah Bern
hardt is said to have lost her voice. She
never had any flesh, and can now be
only fit to travel as bone player.
Boston furnished the boat, but it
must not he overlooked that New York
furnished TIE wind and water.-Puck.
No, sir; she didn't. 1t was Volunteer
wind.
Peck's Sun:-It is said that Robert G.
Ingersoll is writing play. If he has
the luck that most play writers have
nowadays he will change his belief very
soon.
CHICAGO EUening JOurnGI:-If Shak-
speare could have foreseen what an
everlasting racket those plays would
kick up he would never have written
them
NEW YORK Tri5une:-The vast major
ity of the people will rejoice to find that
Illinois has q governor who can be
merciful to society by being firm against
assassinS.
PHILADELPHIA BuLLetin:-The Ala
bama crowd which shouted three cheers
for MRS. Grover Cleveland and the
President" seems to have had clear
and comprehensive view of the situa-
ton.
New YORK W0rId:-An honest, earn
est. fearless district attorney is the best
protection the people of a large city
filed with criminals and ofice-holding
boodlers can have for their lives and
property.
SAN FRANCISCO AIta:-The commun-
lists seem to think that the ladder is all
ton and no bottom. They wish to win
the race without running, to get to the
top without climbing and to eat their
cake and keep it.
BURLINGTON Free PresS:--An exchange
speaks of 1.-The hustle of an arriving
steamship" So long as marine usage
continues to designate ships by the
feminine gender something of this sort
must be expected.
4 NAN died recently in London, and
evidence was found that he was dyna-
inter. Immediately the guard around
the House of Commons was doubled. 1t
takes the London police to catch
dvnamiter-WheE he is dead.
Journal of EducGtiOn:-"NeVer con-
tract friendship with man who is no
better than yourself" says one of those
gratis advice writer's. That's all very
well, so far as you are concerned, but
how about the other fellow?
liz THESE DAYS when so many trusts
of all sorts are being organized, a reii-
gious trust would be in order and quite
proper.-Er. Wasn't a sort of reli-
gious trust organized when they placed
that motto over the eagle on the silver
dollars?
Nh. j. RANDOLPH TUCKER, of Virginia,
proposes to introduce in the next Con-
gress bill providing for an amendment
TO the Constitution making polygamy a
crime anywhere in the United States.
Amendments placing the United States
IN charge of the general marital rela-
lions of the country will then be in Or
der.
DENNIS KEARNEY. the sand-lot orator
ought to meet Herr Most in joint debate
in the New York campaign. Such
contest would certainly result in the
total humiliation of either one or the
other of them and perhaps both. The
latter result would be preferable to the
public.
THE TOTAL assessed value of the real
estate of New York upon which the next
equalization is to be made, is $6,025 ,229,-
7Ss being an increase for the year 1886
over 1885 of SIZE, $3.50, 726. or about ~
Per cent. There is also an increase in
the assessment of personal property
amounting to s11, lis, 10S, making an ag
gregate of personal property assessed of
$685.. 1885,, 3S9.
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