Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-18
BRIGHT BITS.

LADY of this city presented her parlor
CIR win carpet sweeper Oh Christmas, aud
the glr sWep into NV p ace the mex day.
laking the gift with her. TINS wa, Kick 4 Z
| up dust in the wrong dlrectlon.-B ston
Gdzette.
YES, Nellie, dear, am going to the Mont
real carnival. ] don't care a bit Tor snow
SHOES, t1Oo ggans aud all that sort OF thing:
nut that horrid old company Is going 10 look
over Lharlle's books. aud the dear boy says
We must go.-Ht per- B ztr.
Pat WOMAN entered a crowded treet car
AMI seiz,ng d strap, stood on gent eman'-
toes. AS 3 un a. he could tXtricate b m elf
he arose and offered her hi eat
You are very Kind. sir" she said,
''Noi ut ali. ma'iam " ne repl,e I. ITS net
kindness; it's self defense. Ven York SUI.
"IN BAVARIA no unmarried woman Is al
Low Ell 10 'eak on the street to any OF her
frien OF the opposite sex, n matter how
vel she may know them" This is m.net
in Bavaria NUung mans pocket Is hen he
meets three or iouF Of his lady friends in iro
of an ice cream saloon ", ist tct Ter d.
Mrs. Al see you have got new seFvant
girl2
Mrs. B.-Yes, make it point to get a
ne" one ev,Ty month.
"bnt that must he very Inconvenient.'
we. Dat Lhrre Is Bctnin. going uu in this
town thatI DON'T knJw all about lt.'-Te5 Is
S'fiHys.
IRoN FoUNpER-This strike win cost me
good NAM thousand collars.
Repurter-Ai yo. + men Ou', Ell?
Iron Founder-Yes. and tn, res big lot OF
IRON mt III the blast furnace.
EeuOr "r Now. Wh,n did me men strike?
Iron FOundrr-W Alle the irons as not, Of
course.-Itd- BIS.
Get married, Charlie. ret married. One
never hBpw- hos cue ,pl he can " with H
good, economical VII u0iIl he triesIt. Why.
"he" W"e married couldn't even support
my g whiie now -"
"Aow my wife supports me. l. is cheaper
Tor me than being sInNe."-R an6 er
WHAT can lie the matter with Arthur,
dear; lie mo %. lie must be sick"
= don't inink II j. a, serious as that,
mamma. us ms IS hi-kers
ms whlskers! Why The boy has not got
"Ihtt il jus it. mamma. He WI he, he hal
them. don't You know - F,'ou Tunes.
WHAT Is timef' asked eacher Of a class
Of smal BOYS. Nobody could answer. and the
teacher ask Il again. aud a lutl- Connecticut
avenue chHp he Il up his hands. wen,
i0mnIe thits gooi 10y; now tell the class
nat time iz."
lis what papa never comes home on at
u ght heard mamma say so."- Wushengt p
G, &c.
YOU VIII never miss sinner
I'll he Judgment day:
You VIII never m iss your dinner
TIL your Cuok goes away;
You VIII never miss your cash book
Ii your credit ne
You Wi never Hiss your meat hook
! II your hui cher, dead:
1uu VIII nevrr Iss your ticker"
II It's up IA pawn;
You " III never mrs your liquor
TIL your moneys zone.
-Detryit Free Prose,
AGENT selling preparation for removing
st lus from Clio hing nave | here
ScTvant own pom s TO the agents. ring,
-EAcu-e me, please; but We ar N great
trouble mere to-h Y. The gentleman oI the
hOu.e has cen blown up in AN explosion
Ala hue, much?
S.-B own to atoms. Only a grease SPOT
ie!Lo h IN.
Ala! Only q grease spot you saw?
Well, here's bottle OF my oh npi0n ,rtdi-
tor which viii remove that grease spot IN
Two minutes. tn t4.6 "a IN ST. E,tterpriSe.