Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-05-01

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objects q pity. Neither bas Is reaehed
~ 90 L7ndon II tbs posssssiaa Of -ns-
oA9szry st0res.s wheFeia every earthly
thing n Us b. Ezn b keps o. sale.
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CbsE6aD sqaaEe vho keers had organs
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samsg 90 repieufsh them With HeW tunss
bat, ct course, tkst i 9 Sction. a. no
hand organ vas ever beard % play any
bat bald beaded an8 middle seed musie.
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the usefui buf unp7stis b14iness 81
hanEln9 thetF fellow eifixsns.. They are
net preisdiesd IN fzEsE Of Heg YsFksxs.
bus are easily persazdsd 10 hang men
elsewhere throuxho1t tie Unton- Il b
always pretended that no o1s knows
their names. and that only the Sheriff
Of this c1anty hes their addresses. O0e
b Hebrew dubbed ~Isaaes." ard the
other u German, called ~Minzszksi-
msr, bot the city always humps them
both undeF the one nama Of Joseph b.
Atktuson, and uzdeT that name they
dRsw their pay. They KiR the gsIlogs
and Gnslly eat the rope.
Fonr prosperous eifizsus earn their
livelihood as doctors fox the lapdogs Of
Rlsh women. As Q rule tie oaly msdi-
ci1e they 1ss Il sssFvatioo. They ding
TIE dear psts into barred boxes and De.
prfvs theG Of fooa for four days, hav-
ing found that the usual fFeable with
pet dags IL that they are usaally fed
exfrsvagsntly and improperly. Jass
east O. the BoWery N ten ment house.
resides q man uhoss bosiness 10 TO rent
himself aud bis Punch and Judy show
70 ohildrenis parties in the brown stone
wards A person on the Bo8ery keeps
sir OF siRhi girls Busy framing wreatks
and pictures Of COMMISSIONERS wbsreon are
ct forth the virtues Of deceaaed New
1oFkeFs- He follows where the death
notices In the papers LEAD him and
works upon the feelings Of the grief.
stricken families.
AnetheF man Is making Q fortune by
esFFyinG Oh all tbs waste and refuse the
city viii mos remove, such as builders
leavinRs, dirt from cellar diRRings and
% on The bailders pay him 70 take il
and then be sells il in the suburbs for
1lliEg 10 sonken lands.
Only one aan Ia town pTetends 10
keep photographs OF all the notable per
sons IN the world. There 10 not room
for too in the business. Another siti-
zen sells to pablic men and esrpors.
lions clippings from all the newspapers
that mention them ct cents q clipping,
added to subscription fee each year.
Yet an0tker citizsn hunts uR eeats Of
arms sBd pediRFses for all Who think
thsirs have been overlooked, or that
they may get them from families Of the
same, or nearly the same. names as
their own. This Is quite English, and
therefore poBulaF. Il 10 said that the
osrriaRe makers are giving away coats
of-srms like chromos.
The trade in paistinQ black eyes With
. mixture of six paSts white paint and
one part red nov boasts several estsb
lishments- IL is not popalArizinQ the
black eve, because il covers ap the scan.
dsl vi boat producing forgetfulness.
ORe New Yorker has posted himself
about all the unclaimed estates il
Christendom. and thus profits by q
weakness more eeseral than most pee
pie imagine.
An other New Yorker searches the
streets st night with lantern fer coins
and parses dropped during the evening
A woman near the City Hall takes
care of the babies whose widowed
mothers have to 90 out TO work. and whC
checks them, like umbrellas, in the
morning. Many women in the East
side tenements take care Of baby OF
TOO for their neiRhbors. bat this down
town one Is, probably, the only reRulsi
baby safe-deposit company or storage
warehouse in town.
There 10 no matrimonial agency OF
husbands exchange newspaper herr
Just nov. Tnere have been many, bal
all have failed. That scheme is not as
profitable at that of q man I met tn.
other day, who told me be trained valu.
able dogs 10 come straight back to hin
Is often as be sold them.
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