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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

ASSISTANT SECRETARY MAYNARD has in
formed Canada correspondent that green
apples and perishable fruits are not liable
to duty and not entitled to warekousing
privileges upon importation int0 the
United States. On imports ton they must,
he says, be entered for consumption, and,
if of certain value, the entry must be
based on duly authenticated eonsulaa in
Tojpe-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

PRESIDENT CLEVELAND telegraphed
from Washington on the I'd accepting the
courtesy of the Commercial Exchange Of
Philadelphia, and will attend the recep-
ton rendered him by the exchange on the
morning of FRIDAY September 10.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08
The President Interested.
Paid I'm Full with Interest.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 3.-The Comptroller
of the Currency has declared a final
dividend of ten per cent, in favor Of the
creditors of the City National Bank of
Williamsport, Pa, making, with previous
dividends. one hundred per cent, with in
terest in full on claims proved, amounting
to $130,771.67. The bank failed May 4,
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

THE Acting Secretary of the Treasury
has accepted an offer from the Surviving
sureties of Alex. FL. Adams, deceased pen
sion agent at Lexington, KY, 1871, 10 pay
$1,000 and costs in compromised the Gov
ernment's claim against them for $40, 200.
Most of the sureties on Mr.. Adams bond
are dead and the survivors are not finan-
ejally able to meet the full amount of the
claim
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

Mr. ARTHUR O'CoNNER, member OF
Parliament for Donegal, and Sir Thomas
Henry Grattan Esmonde, member of
Parliament from Dublin County, will visit
the United States in September and ad.
dress monster meetings to be convened by
the National Irish League of America
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08
Speaker Carlisle at Oak View.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 3.-Speaker Carlisle
has left his quarters at his hotel, and will
spend four days at Oak View as the guest
of President Cleveland. OF course, every
body will take guess at what this means.
but Mr.. Carlisle and the President say il
is merely q social matter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

THE Iowa Democratic State convention
on the 1st nominated the following
ticket: Governor, Major T. F. Anderson;
Lieutenant-G Governor, J. NJ. Elder; Judge
Supreme Court, Charles S. Fogg; Super
intendent of Public Instruction, FL. w.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

THE London Times protests against the
treatment to which British sealers in Beh-
rings sea are subjected by the American
authorities in Alaska, and suggests that
the government send cruiser to Alaska
waters to secure strictly legal treatment
for British vessels.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

TREASURY Department officials estimate
that the reduction in the public debt dur
ing the past month will be about S., SOC, 900.
This comparatively light monthly reduc-
ton is accounted for by the unusual heavy
pension draft for August, which amounted
to fullv SIG 600. 600
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

MAYOR HEWITT of New York has ac-
'cepted an invitation to review the Labor
Day parade. He refused, however, to al
low the italian flag to be hoisted on the
City Hall on that day and said that such
a thing should not be permitted as long as
he was mayor of New York.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-09-08

SCARLET FEVER has become epidemic in
London and at the English seaside resorts,
and is increasing in virulence daily A
great many families have gone to the con-
rtinent through fear Of the disease. after
having moved from place to place in En-
gland trying to escape 1T.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DIANOS-The finest stock of first class
i pianos ever shown in st. Paul. in rose
wood, mahogany, French walnut, South
American walnut, California red wood cases,
at low prices and on easy terms. Whitney's
music store. 334
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
CASCADE STREET,
ON Oneida Street to Duke Street.
BIDWELL STREET,
rom curtice Street to Oeios Street.


As reported upon as being necessary
and proper by the Board of Public
Works of said city under date of Nov.
II, 1887, which said report was adopted
by said Common Council at its meeting
held on Nov. Is, 1887.
All in ACCORDANCE with and as indi-
Gated by the red lines ON the profiles
thereof, and as reported upon as being
necessary and proper by the Board Of
Public Works of said city under dates
above mentioned, which said reports
were adopted by said Common Council
at its meetings held on the dates above
mentioned.
The pr0files indicating the proposed
changes are ON file and can be seen at
this office.
By order of the Common Council.
THOS. A. PRENDERGAST,
Ov2233-4w-Wed&Sat CITY Clerk.
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SITUATIONS OFFERED.
Male.

Male.
A GENT-ticneral agent i'll 81. Paul and
n one in Minneapolis for first-class spe-
cialties. For samples and interview address
5 81, Globe. 1874 336
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

NOTICE TO CREDITORS-STA OF
IN Minnesota. County of Ramsey-ss. In
Probate Court, General Term, Nov. z, 1897.
In the matter of the estate of William Free
man, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the Judge of
Probate of the County of Ramsey will, upon
the second Monday Of the month of May, "A. d.
adjust all claims and demands of all persons
against said deceased; and that six months
from and after the date hereof have been
allowed and limited for creditors to present
their claims against said estate, at the ex-
piration of which time all claims not pre-
sented or not proven to its satisfaction shall
be forever barred, unless for good cause
shown further time be allowed. BY the
Court.
HESTER A. FREEMAN, Executrix.
noy95W-wed
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
WANT TO RUY.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
- Ramsey-ss. In Probate Court, special
term. Nov. %. 1887.
In the matter of the estate of Richard Nc
Carrick, deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of the ST.
Paul Trust company. administrator of the
estate of Richard McCarrick, deceased rep
resenting among other things that it has
fully administered said estate. and praying
that time and place be fixed for examining
and allowing its final account of administra-
ton, and for the assignment Of the residue
of said estate to the persons entitled thereto;
1t Is ordered. that said account be ex-
amined. and petition heard, by the judge of
this court, ON Thursday, the 22d.day of De-
cember. A. d. 1887, at 10 o'clock a. M, at
the probate Office in st. Paul. in said county.
And it is further ordered, that notice there
of be given TO all persons interested, by pub
fishing COPY of this order for three success
i've weeks prior to said day of hearing, on
"Wednesday of each week, i'll the st. Paul
DAILY GLOBE, a newspaper printed and pub
lished at ST. Paul, in said county.
BY the Conrt.
f.. 81 ES GORMAN, Judge of Probate.
Attest: FRANK ROBERT JR., Clerk.
HARVEY OFFICER.
Attorney for Administrator.
nov. 80 4-wks-wed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DUR OyERCOAT-A very heavy fur
l. Japanese wolf overcoat, in good order
Room 80 Manufacturer block 334
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

OUSE-For rent, house of ninb rooms at
IL $50 Mississippi ST.: rent, $50, a month.
Inquire at 243 Snrrce ST =, 33l -337
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
AUCTION SALES.
A. M. DOherfy. AucfiOneer.

BUILDINGS AT AUCTION-I will sell
- at auction on the premises. by order Of
the board of-public works of the city of ST.
Paul, on Wednesday, Nov. 80, 1O:30 a. M,
the buildings on lots Is and IA, Leech's ad
dition, corner Forbes and Ramsey streets,
known as the Stillwell buildings. will also
Krieger house, on lot 8, block /, Bergholtz
subdivision or Bazille's addition of acre lots
in line of Park av. w. F. Erwin. Clerk of
Board of Public Works. A. NJ. Doherty, Auc-
tioneer. 1888 3334
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
Sansome Company. Aucfioneers.

" EDNESDAY morning, Nov. 80, at 10
wv o'clock attend the auction sale at our
mart on Sibley st. A large lot of parlor, bed
room dining and kitchen furniture, carpets,
heating and cooking stoves blankets, quilts,
ETC., will be sold at auction; owners are go
ing South. SanSome Company, auctioneers,
412 and Ala Sibley ST. 33I-334
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DOARD-Furnished room with board;
ID moderate terms 80 Summit ay.. corner
St Peter st. :}HS 30
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DIANO-An elegant Hallet Il Davis up
l. right, a little used: good for thirty years
yet; $500. Whitneys music store. 334
DIANO-An Emerson piano left with us
l. Tor sale, $175. Whitney's music store.
S34
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

pOY wanted in job printing office. II.
ID GIOha I
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

All bids must be accompanied by certified
checks upon some United States depository,
payable to the order of the undersigned, for
posal, which check will be forfeited to the
United States in case any bidder or bidders
receiving an award shall fail to promptly ex-
ecute contract with good and sufficient
sureties, otherwise TO be returned to the bid
der. For full particulars apply to
JAMES D. JENKINS,
326-346 United States Indian Agent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DOARDING-First class, at 81 East Fifth,
ID 81; day boarders So. 25. 30S341
DOARD-FirstClas board with or with
ID out rooms: two minutes walk from
postoffice; cable line l.. Globe 331-337
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DOARD-Best weekly board in the city for
I'D 1925 at 442 Wabasha st. Furnished
rooms with board. 1928 1874
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

M QNEY LOANED on all kinds of per
WI sonal property, household furniture,
horses, etc. also on diamonds and ieweIry;
commercial paper discounted. Security Loan
Co., 325 Jackson ST., j. E. Flanagan, mama
ger. 1929
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
j. =. EisenInenger's List.
Miscellaneous.

n manuscripts copied perfectly by Anna
c. Drew, Hale block, opposite Merchants
1872
d EAL ESTATE for Sale-l nave a great
N variety of lots and acres north of St.
Paul at great bargains and on easy terms. J.
+. Eisenmenger. 472 Rice St 1898
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

EOR SALE-A set of SCOTS patent sleigh
l. runners. Apply to SIT jackson st.
:3333- 33::H
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DOX-Wantcd. good. strong boy for shop.
ID Apply at Northwestern stamp Works.
4:3 East Third 81
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

Ii OUSES-Five-room house on Susan'st.,
IL corner Ohio; eight-room house on Cher
okee av. Inquire Of R. Price, 167 West
Fourth ST. 1888 1874
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
THIRTY DAYS
RESIDENCE LOT!

Wanted-An cligibly situated resi-
dence lot, for Improvement, ltmust be
convenient to The business portion of
the city. Price must be reasonable.
Cash will be paid eli delivery Of good
title. Address u 40, Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

uOUSE-For rent, good six-room house
IL on Martin ST., near corner of Rice ST.;
$50 per month; call early. Barringer & Co.,
$50 jackson st. 334 1856
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
Changes of Street Grades.
CITY CLERKS OFFICE, J
st. PAUL, Mimi, Nov. %, 1887. !

= J
Notice is hereby given that the Com
mon Council of the City of st. Paut. at
Its meeting to be held on Tuesday, the Sd
day OF January, A. ID. 1888. at 7:330
O'Clock p. m, at the Council Chamber,
In the City Hall. will consider and may
order change of grade ON the following
streets, between the points named
tO-wit:
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
From Olive Street to Pine Street; on
Olive Street on the Severity Feet d.
rectiy South of Pennsylvania Avenue:
and on Pine Street. on the One Hun
dred ard Ten Feet South of Pennsyf-
vania Avenue,
AS reported upon as being necessary
and proper by the Board of Public
Works of said city under date of Nov.
Is, 1887, which said report was adopted
by said Common Council at its meeting
held on Nov. 10, 1857.
CASCADE STREET,
From Oneida Street to Duke Street,
AS reported upon as being necessary
and proper by the Board of Public
Works of said city under date of Nov.
II, 1887. which said report was adopted
by said Common Council at its meeting
held on Nov. 10, 1887.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

- Gold boiler as good as new, with lot
of pipes and few radiators now in our old
place of business, under ITO West Third st.
For further information call on Mr.. Charles
Par1nlee, steam filter, on Sixth near Claren-
don hotel, or at our new store, No. PIT and
2l9 East Third st. George Benz & Sons.
22n- 2RE
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
FOR SALE.

DABY CARRIAGE and crib for sale
IL cheap; call at once: 47S Cedar st.
332 334
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

GOAL STOVE-For sale coal stove;
~ nearly new; cheap. st. Paul Storage,
Forwarding q Implement company, $50 East
Third. 334335
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

COWS-For sale, car load of fresh mich
~ cows at stocks yards, near base ball
grounds, West st. Paul, by Rogers & Audriet.
334
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
miscellaneous.

DULDING-The building formerly occu
ID pied by the Globe; will make such
changes as may be desired by tenant. In
oliire of c. A. Easterly, Room 5, Manufacturer
blocl- I49*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

DOR SALE-One Winchester rifle, lot of
l. loaded and empty shells, l loading
board, fishing rod and reel, 1 hunting boat
st. Paul Storage, Forwarding q Implement
company, $50 East Third 334- 335
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

pOAKD-Wanted, two gentlemen, or gen.
ID tleman and wife, boarders; nice rooms,
a l board; good references required; five
minutes walk from Seventh and jackson.
INQUIRE 542 Sibley st. ;}30-33
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
ST. PAUL WANTS.

WANTS On this page viii be inserted under
classified headings according to the following
TABLE OF RATES
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

A GENTS-We will give a solid gold watch
n TO the agent that sells the largest num-
Der of our new book. Earth. Sea and Sky, by
Jan. l. Liberal commission. at which $50
per month can easily be made. For full in
formation call on or address Empyreal Pub
fishing house. 24 East Fourth ST., st. Paul,
MINI. 3O3-30O
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

HOUSE-Nine-room house on AeBoal ST.,
IL six blocks from Seven corners large
barn and yard, city water and cistern. In
quire p. Eagan, POI West Seventh st. -
333-33S S-.z 20
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
BOARD OFFERED.

BOARDING and elegant apartments for
ID small family or gentlemen: all modern
conveniences; table unsurpassed; private
family. 542 Minnesota ST. 334
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30
FOR RENT.
Houses.

IJOUSES-Ashland ay. near Western, new
IL thirteen-room brick houses 399 and
dol; heat, ventilation, open CRATES, hard
wood finish all modern Improvements and
comforts: stable with 500. Particulars al
81 East Third St. 33l-344
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
- Ramsey. ss.-In Probate Court, Special
Term. Nov. p, 1887.
In the matter of the estate of Mary Paul,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

MONEY-S20 to $500 to loan on articles
Itl of value; property left in your posses
sion. st. Paul Loan Co., 309l2 jackson ST.,
Rooms l and .. 1857
DIANO-Fine upright, in perfect order,
hi ,ot-,S in
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

CURGiCAL CHAIR for Sale-First-class
- surgical and genealogical chair at
bargain; also full set of splints (porous) Adj
dress Physician Globe 334- 335
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-30

HOUSE for Rent-Splendid eleyeeJroom
Ii house. with bath room, Col gOilye st.
Inquire 228 Spruce St; reference required.
222- ga
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-04
COZ. INGERsOLL ON LaWYERs

The lawyer is merely sort of intellect.
ual trumpet. He is prepared to receive
big fees, and make the best of either side
OF any case. He is sort of burglar in the
realm OF mentality. 1t is fortunate thing
for the lawyers that, whenever man is
created who has the peculiar faculty for
legal requirements and controversy, ut the
the same time enough fools spring into ex-
lstence to give him good living. 1t is il
Illustrated in the story of the man who
studied for the ministry, and occupied the
pulpit for number of years without sue
cess, and then studied medicine and prac-
tlced this profession for number of years
without success, and then studied law, and
entering upon its practice, made fortune
at it. He declared he had found men more
willing to pay for having their own way
than to be guaranteed their souls or keep
their bodies whole. My ideal of lawyer
is that great English attorney who, having
accumulated a fortune of 9l,OOO, 900, left
it oil in will to make home for idiots,
declaring that he wanted to give it back to
the people from whom he took it.
Your opinion seems to be more severe
on your clients than yourself" said.
The Colonel laughed as he said: i
never want to know much about my clients.
I never want to know whether they are
guilty or not. do not even care to know
what they can prove. What I want to
know is what the other fellow can prove.
When know that I am ready for bust
Boston Herald.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-04
The HOME OF THE .JUZEe

me HOME OF THE JULER
'efe are still several old-fashionaa
Gas Where the ;mint-bed under the
Eefn wall still blooms luxuriantly.;
Sn'te hngers'of household angels
every day about this time of year
luck q few sprays of the aromatic
:" build a iulep for poor old
grandpa, who sits in the shady
OF the veranda with his feet on
W. and his head busy with the
Jays. With her sleeves rolled
rosy granddaughter stirs sugar
[o'ple Of tablespoonfuls of spark
a'eS' packs crushed ice to the ton
t.u eaSy cut-glass goblet, pours in
l'o~ whisky until an overflow
ssns and then daintily thrusts the
'pSass through the erevices. And
nlan' rousing from his dreams,
we vision which seems to rise
If, NE ,' buried days Of his youth,
~ !, Ills gay nose nesting peace
- 'ne nosesay at the summit of
an aaS refresher, quaffs the icy
n Tua With long-drawn sigh Of re-
Inns back to dream aoa;n until +lo
D1.i sounds its hospitable sum-
augusta Chroesicle.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-04
DANGEROUS OLD SHELLS.

The Vossische Zeitun0 says that lately
there burst OF Thionville, near Metz, an
old shell, preserved from the year 1870,
which killed boy playing near. The au-
thorities therefore made a search for any
shells keptas memorials and found more
than hundred. Their possessors are
mostly unaware of the danger incurred in
keeping these unexploded shells, gathered
from the battle. fields, SO that it is "a Won
der more accidents have not occurred. All
those found are to be carefully exploded by
the military authorities. 1t seems that the
shells turned up by the pillow in great num-
bers in the soft soil of plowed fields at
Mars la Tour, Thionville, Gravelotte, St.
Privat and Noisseville have, through the
influence OF the damp, lost all power of 'ex-
plosion. The peasants were at first afraid
Of touching them with the plov, but.
though heaps have been turned up, no ac
cident has ever oecurred.-London Daily
Ne1s.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-04
THE RESISTANCE OF THE AMOS
PIERRE.

Everybody has noticed that If we move q
fan gently the air paris before it with little
Effort, while. when we try to fan violently,
the same air is felt to react; yet if we go
on to shy that if the motion is still more
violent the atmosphere will resist like
solid, against which the fan, if made of
iron, would break in pieces, this may seem
to some an unexpected property Of the
nlmble" air through which we move daily.
Yet this is the case, and if the motion is
only so quick that the Dir cannot get out of
the why body hurled against it will rise
IN temperature like shot striking an ar
mor-plate. 1t is oil question of speed,
aud that of the meteorite is known to be
immense. One has been seen to fly over
this country from the Mississippi to the
Atlantic in an inappreciably short time,
probably in less than two minutes; and
though at presumable height of over fifty
miles, the velocity with which it shot by
gave every one the impression that it went
Just above his head, and some witnesses of
the unexpected aPparition looked the next
day to see if it had struck their chilnneys.
The heat developed by arrested motion in
the case of mass of iron moving twenty
miles second can be calculated, and is
found to be much more than enough, not
only to melt it, but to turn it into vapor;
though what probably does happen is, ac-
cording to Prof. Newton, that the melted
surface portions IRE wiped away by the
pressure of tie air and volatil zed to form
the luminous train, the interior remaining
cold, until the difference Of temperature
causes fracture, when the stone breaks
and pieces fall-some Of them ut req hot
heat, some of them, possibly, at the tenn
perature Of outer space, or far below that
of freezing mercury.-The Century.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-04

A GRUDGE AGAINST THE MINISTER.
"Where'd you get your black eye, Jim
my?' asked one newsboy curiously of an
other.
That comes O. goin' to. church." said
Jimmy. Last Sunday, the minister kept
tellin' us in his sermon that We must help
the fallen. Well, didn't know any fallen.
Still wanted to do the square thing, SO I
happened to think I'd make some. 1t
didn't take me long. put cake of soap
on the back stairs where the hired girl
comes down. She came down pretty soon.
Then when rushed in to help the fallen,
she up and gave me this black eye"
You don't say so!' sympathetically ex-
claimed the other newsboy.
Il do, though" said Jimmy, "and I'll
tell you something on the dead quiet. I'm
layin for that minister now!"-Somercille
Journal
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-02-04
SUCH rs FAME.

Miss Claymore Qeaying Union League
picture exhibition)-Awfully sorry to go,
Jack. You must bring us again. BY the
way, who is that sorrowful- looking man
we passed in the gallery?
Jack-Oh, that's only one of the artists.
He isn't member Of the club, don't you
know, but we have to invite the wretches
once in while to keep them encouraged.
Puck.