The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1887-09-01
WIT AND HUMOR.

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A o;r, NOV ba hon,alv Int s,o ur;,-
never now 4 NV bearssy Sa,,er,r
Journal
The Smithsonian relics seem To
show that nrehistoric man was not a
poiitician. he conld NOT tally -Pbiin.
deiDhia I,ouirer.
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males Tho warid rat snnara Ruy-
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1ne poht'clan VINO places himsei1 IN
the hands OF his trends is apt to real
ize aIlerwaru that ne ought 10 nave
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One OF the most mouipful things IN
nature must always bic the inevitaoie
.enoency OF the young man m ioVe 70 70
irIagine himsel poes'--=eo'''''os "
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SacK-Wh nat! Are you smoking
clgaretsf Aarry-fes. dash 1t all!
Cora refused my offer of marriage last
night. and y dont care now what be-
comes OF me.-1sd Bits.
es: says mrs; Is!. Ineuvorlene, Ia
Ions " .ne e.us ue Mlo. ses
sne caro lsnat ~ Is torsoi Du. !, woulo
ue ln01l esesus ~ AlloW nv" ~ oesAAA@
sofso' -Doseoss 3f@"sc'sps'
The hot weather drives some folks
to suicide and others to the seaside
ana some OF tne latter soon peSin 10
.1lliN sns1 sney naAs y nie'aAo ~ IL. mos
.aSS 'lie .tal iot tahe' : =-1'o1' sssoe0e'
e. o'". :.
FIRST mosquto-W nat queer smell!
wonder what IL is! second mosquito
-Guess somebody's cooking cabbage.
Oh' l SeehoW. ne. ne' ms Iei, !,
low SMOKING so as 10 oriVe US away.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe has never
been sorry that she wrote "Uncle
Toms Cabin. J" From which we infer
that she has never seen it played by
any n., poa.sS. Ts;S,',,. '1ea''i'al 'ot'"
Detro's 1fsou'se.
First beer garden waiter-Mrs. DE
Goode is on for the summer again.
Second swaiter-How do you know
anything about,that hne lady move
ments! MI; De Goode mas Just come
In. Vhs's'so y "so
Chicago man Ito, friend)-Do you
suppose Robinson would lend me a
hundred dollaTs?. Friend = Well.
dunno. Now is a good time to ask
him for lit; he's just got divorce
from his wife. =. brakes Travellers
Magazine.
Life is short and women are many
Most men have not time for more
than n superficial examination of each
one Of their fair friends, and to hel
who crowds her best goods into the
showcase is awarded the highesi
prize-H HebreW Standard.
Mamma Ito Walter, who has JUS
returned from ms nrSt experience
with a nsnlng-ro42.W nat. pack g
soon, Waiterr Waiter iesmi
thougnt 10 come nome. Inc worms
were so nervous l couldn't get EN- OF
the hooks.-Hdrpers Bdzdr.
..You asked nae to bring You
little min money! said a yo1np hus
hand TO his wife. ..Yes. dear san
the lady sexpectantly. well, to saw
you the fatigue OF going out in thi
hot weather, have brought yol
some pins Instead. -Nes0 York San.
Dime museum yisitor-You dom
seem to have many curiosities in You
museum this summerP Proprietor
No, we haven't. that's fact. Yo'
see, severalof our figst-class wonder
were invited to the jubilee by Queel
Victoria ana they haven't returned
yet.-New HaUen Nef0s.
Brown-Itsay. Robinson. are vol
still sweet on Miss TittIebaokp Rob
;nson-Tm afraid she didn't appreci
ate INV visits. ..Why do Won th:n]
.opn ..weu tbe last time o.l,cd sh,
had an alarm clock in tile parlor. an,
had it set for 10 o'clock. Pye uiyen n,
calling there. ."-Nea0 York San.
West Point Cadet Ito younp ladyl-
lam Surprised to hear that Cornn,a
Caliow has been punished Did yo
learn what his ofense was. Mis-
smith, Young lady-I believe. Lieu
tenant Shoulderstrap. that it was con
duct unbeconiing either an officer O
a gentleman. but i have forgottel
which.-New YORK Sam.
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e;on Said he tanderlv az thev 60
looking at the stars: ssi do not nnt,er
stand what Won can see i'm me. tha
you love meP" That's what every
BODY saws" murmured the inoenuou
maiden. Then the silence became 5,
deem that Won .co,ld hear the star
twinkle.- boston Courier.
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n.;.n s. Losnay too PsosPeesive nurs
ssy malu IL ou are iona OF cniidren
/ should saw / was. madame. If
hadn't a been / wouldn't nursed M,
sisters nine Young ones that was dowii
with scarlet-fever till every blessed
one of then. died. ma,am: and burie,
the last Of them a week come FRIDAY
It'd Bits.
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