The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-06-28

~ THE CLAIRVOYANI'S DEN.
aThs brings you under Venus, Mercury and
Mar The.e three planets were in conjunc-
tionat thctm of your birth. You were born
WHOM th S. n was wrong and You have bad
more or less trouble ever since. Had You
been born when the sign was in the head or
tnc Lcar,, instead Of the feet, you would not
have uead out over the ground so much.
aYour health i, very good, as is the health
OF tlos, eeaerally who are born under the
same au-ri ,cs that YOU were. People who are
born under the reign Of the crab are apt TO
be generous. You, however, have great
lung power and wonderful gastric pOssibii-
Il .s Yet az times, you would be easily up
set. \ strong cyclone that would unrOof
court house or tip Overa through train would
also upset you, in spite Of your broad, firm
feet. if the wind got behind one of your ears.
"Iou will be married early and you will
be very happy, though your wife viii not
enjoy herself very much. Your wife will be
much happier during her second marriage.
"You will prosper better in business mat
ters without forming any partnerships Do
not 20 into partnership with a small, dark
man who has neuralgia and a fine yacht
lie has abundant means, but he viii go
through you like an electric shock.
Tuesdays and Saturdays will be your
most fortunate days on which 10 borrow
money of men with light hair. Mondays
and Thursdays will be your best days for
approaching dark men.
Look ont for a lOwsOt man accompanied
by an Office cat, both of whom are engaged
i'm the newspaper bushes. He is crafty
and bald headed ON his fathers side He
prints the only paper that contains the full
text OF his speeches at testimonials and din
nus given 70 other people. Do not loan
him money on any account.
You would succeed well as a musician or
an inventor, but you would not do well as a
poet You have all the keen sensibihty and
strong passion Of poet, but you haven't the
hair DO not try Doesy.
"ln the future 1 see you very prosperous.
You are on the lecture platform speaking.
Lqrge crowds Of people are jostlirg each
OF .cr at the box Office and trying 10 get their
money back.
Then 1 see you riding behind a flexible
horse that must have cost large sum of
money You are smoking a cigar Shat has
never been in use before Then Venus bisects
the orbit Of Mars and sec you going home
with your head tied up i'll the lap robe, YOU
and your spirited horse in the same ambu-
lance
But do you see anything for me in the
future. Mime La FoyerN I asked, taking M
feet Off the table, the better 10 watch her feat
ures: anything that would seem to indicate
political preferment, reward fer past ser
,,i.... T., my rouutf.V as il Werpf
"No. not clearly. But wait a moment
Y oar horoscope begins TO get little more in
tc i.ent. see YOU at the door Of the senate
chamber You are counting out your money
and looking sadly at a schedule OF prices.
Then YOU tuIm sOrrOwfully away and decide
t. buy seat in the house instead Many
years after | sec You IN the senate You are
there day after day attending 70 your duties.
You are there early, before any one else, and
] sec YOU pacing back and forth, up and down
tie aisle, sweeping out the senate chamber
aud du,tug OIL tine seats and rejuvenating
tie cuspdors
"Would it be etiquette in dancing quad
rifle to swing young person Of the opposite
sex twlcc around al select party when YOU
are Int slightly acquainted, but feel quite
confident that her partner Is unalmedf
Yes
"Does Your horoscope tell a person what 10
do with raspberry jelly that viii not jelly
"No, not at the present prices
$50 You predict an early marriage, with
threatening weather and strong prevailing
eastcrly winds along the gulf statesP
ayes. sir"
"And il there no way that this early mar
riage may be eyadedP
NO, no, unless you put it of til later in
life"
Thank YOU said, rising and looking out
the window over broad sweep Of undulating
alley and wind swept roofing, "and now, how
much are you out on thisl"
"Sirw
"What's the damageT
"Oh, one dollar
"But don't you advertise TO read the past,
present aud future for fifty centsr
"Wen. that is where person has had other
information before in his life and has some
knowledge 10 begin with but where fill upa
vacant mind entirely and store it with facts Of
all kinds aud stock it up so that it can do bust
ness for itself, l charge "A dollar. cannot
thoroughly retlt and refurnish a mental tene-
ment from the ground up for fifty cents"
do not think We have as good "Astrolo-
giSts' now as we used TO have. AstrolOglsts
cannot crawl under the tent and pry into the
future as they could 1000 or 1900 years ago.
New York World.