New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-07
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

GTbe London Daily Nows' has informed its readers
that "BuiTalo BIZ is not wild indian, as many OF
them may have supposed but the "ilon. W. f. Cody
I'm private life and "membcr OF the OhIIed otaoes
Parliament" And yet there are people who say that
you can't learn anything by reading tho newspapers
SWEET SEASON.
Tho brls with carols hail tho dawn,
Tho books on tap (thoy sayJ
Tho goat l. browsing the lawn,
At hop-scO CHI schoolgirls play.
Departed our winter blues,
From spring We s0,aco draw.
And we moro in horse-cars lose
our nickels 'mong the straw.
~Iho man who did more than any other man TO
elect President Cleveland is in Atlanta to-day. His
name Is Thomas Mast" This item Of news we tnd IN
Tho Atlanta Constitution" Now VIII "The Con-
stituton" please tell when Mast ceased to spell
his name Burchardi
At Dclmonico's:
"watawl"
seen Mr.. whars-hs-namo to-day you know who
"Yessr rat gentleman erIo
"Fat gentleman, you BOBBY. no.
"Thin gentleman, with 70 whlskers, SIT,
%ha ,a an avs the 6eST e TO Sn qo sGea mo
The South takes no stock in these new-fanglod pro-
gressve card games that now the vogue In fash
ionable life "we stIl cling" says Tho Macon
Telegraph" to the simple faith that tho acme OF
human wisdom Is to know when to lay down poker
hand"
MADAM" said gentleman to lady, "pardon me,
hut your hair Is coming DOWN ANA yours SIR,
replied tho lady, Indignantly, "is coming Dur
llngtOn FREQ Fress.
1t was n lttle Boston girl who said TO her brother,
"You mustn't say victuals,' Johnny. You must say
food victuals IL rum" Sho had tho words
"censed victuaer" the doors OF Of Boston
elegant barro0mS
SAYS n writer in a medical advertisement: \
wear ago my daughter suffered u bed of misery -
The writer does not give the name OF the summer
resort but readers viii find no difficulty In locating
it, Boston Transcript.
As about everybody has "slgncd' with everybody.
let loose the dogs Of baseball war.
hear of a funny mistake which was lately made.
couple who had been married about five years and
who had supcriiuty OF spoons that had been pre-
scented TO them, determined to get some Of them OF
on friends who following their example. On
receipt OF cards announcing q. friends wedding they
chose nice set Of spoons from the collection OF tho
cupboard and dispatched them forthwith The gift
q mistake had evidently been made as tho spoons had
tho initials OF the sendcrs maiden name on the back
OF tho bowl The unfortunate economists had ex-
amined the handles and thought Of the initials
being placed on the bowls.-trown Topics.
They say that Geronimo Is becoming so susceptible
rccast his name SO that it will DO "Jcrry Nimmo.r
"And how do you like my play"
"Splendidl so original you know"
eyes i fear lou wish to latter mo-"
"Not a bit Of It, Tho characters are quito unlike
anything ono sees in real life, you know. Boston
Transcript
gifted Pacific Coast reporter has coined tho word
"juguaten TO describe the act OF q man who cuts his
throat And this Is the way he will now chronicle
such items OF nows: ave regret to announce that
jugulation resulted fatally this morning. and our
beautiful cemetery viii soon have one moro tenant"