Telegram-herald., 1887-04-24

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brief blizzard is blizziag ~hils write. Ny
friend ~ W" Of Hadsonyills- on the
Grand, seeds ne "Hsfalds OF SPfins-a
Chestnut" which gladly md space tor n
these columns. Here MS
TIE let black raven csss snd eas-,
AID politicians was their Jaws
The hig green fsog nov ssells - thrOaL.
And atien forth the pisintiye note
OF frogiss prases some vii tel.
How aies - dlas al swell 1olei.
Where fEog ths sreen aud Shiny shiag1
served up IN style
Would tenpg the palate OF king.
Tin cans that IA tas alleys ho.t
Are picked up By he festive soAI,
Tag a-lias a-sins ling)
A caiaty on which he Il said 10 dote.
So~ Billy's loose and on the street
When e er citizen be meets.
The scare Is great. Tor be nhe eItlzen) wiz az,
And dofging In q door ei0se BY
Nor IA his haste VIII stop 10 Knock.
But Fastening IN cry bud f5F "Bock.''
Add Book" his fears VII paeify,
And ~ the door he then win HE,
Ba. 10. he'll Book agai1 aud be assured
And OF his tears enEirely cured.
7 7 T
Pray heaven. some OF the sensible men,
bers Of Aichigan's present puny Legislature
and there are a few sensible members
there-maY have wit enough to adjourn the
Thing before it becomes a by-word in our
sister States, as II already Is in these two
penlnsulas. Is IL not enough that a silly.
absurd old twaddler has slipped into the
Governors char Must we exhibit to the
world such ignorant clowns as Dakin as
representatives OF the great State of Michi-
gam Expel him, gentlemen, and adjourn
the legislature before Lndicrous Luce
signs any more of your bilious bills a I'd
thus prevent the discovery of other Daft
Dakins. Speaking Of Saginaw men. here's
one Ia the person Of Senator Wisner, who
that It ought. perhaps, not TO be criticised.
Il provides among other things that any
person between the age of and 10 years
who shall run away or willfllly absent
himself o. herself from school or from any
house, Office, shop or other place where
such person is employed. or shall be
found walking or loungiDg upon the pub
lie streets or publ, places without a good
excuse: or shall without parental permis-
sion attend any public dance, picnic, skat-
ing rink. show or place of amusement shall
be deemed truant, and shall be sent to
the Lansing Reform School or the Adrian
industrial Home" Cambronne is the only
man who ever walked this earth that could
do justice to the above. I csnnot quote
him even in French, and he is dead.
T I 7
George Foster, recsntly of the New York
Star. has, or is about to sail for Europe, but
be left behind him at the Star Office some
bright things which make their appearance
every little while in that most excellent
newspaper. Here Is one: The Ice Cream
Joke met the Funny Peach Crop pun in
Newspaper Row the other day. "IIello," +"
said the Ice Cream joke. "Your looking
somewhat better than usual. Had q good
Winters rest?" "Yes." said the Peach
Crop YEARLY. II have been used once or
twice. but I'm travelling now. I'm going to
the Detroit Free Pcss." rs that so?
Good by, forever, | know it well, was
there once. You're ruined"
on th- hllls the lambs are sporting,
And the bruoxless puri and sigh.
Hush yolr Laughter. put on mourning.
For the Ice cream Joke IL nigh.
Ihope everybody will read the article on
"Greenrocms of Fact and Fiction which
appears elsewhere this morning. II is from
the graceful pen Of Mr.. Allan Forman. ed
itor of the journalist, of New York, and
saws inst what have tried to say a thou
sand times. When you hear = young jack
snspes bossting Of his conquests of actresses,
set him down for liar a. well as an ass.
I t
Ting s-ling-ling.
Hello. Central Give ne rs. plssss."
Ting s-ling-lng. Is heard at the Union
Ticket Office.
Hello" responds Munson.
''Ts that Mr. Munsou:"
YES"
'wHl you step next door and ask Mrs.
Dougisss to come to the phone"
Message Is delivered. Mrs. Douglass ap-
pears and requests Mr.. Munson to do the
taking. He smiled a. he slowly repeated
You are the Grandmother OF a bouncing
baby boy
Mrs. Douglass retirss. Munson draws a
sign. and newspapers this morning an
nounce. TO Mr. and Mrs. James n Quinn
Of Paris-sve.-s boy" should you meet
George on his way 70 church Just say.
Good morning. Grandma Mansoui'
2
Michael Asimus i or was uatil last week
an intelligent aud much admired member
or the "Michasl Strogof' company, which
closed its engagement in this city last night
The cruel Inter STATE Commerce funny bas-
mess iost him his plscs, ani there is great
grief IN the company thersat. Nile Eloiss.
she pretty premier declares With teas in her
svss that she hates al Conxr4ssuisn. Tistle
Hercules ssys hedoesn 9 believe ia sny IL =.
while Ned. Collier. Charlie Warren. Nr
Cesar. Tom Wise sad Msnsger Moray
are about - unhappy q ios of uortsis -
hsve seea this year. Mr. Warren i simply
uncousoisbls, Warren. who. hy-thc- way Il a
cousin ~ Michigan Central Casriie Wsrrea
~ Detroit. vas Mixes chnm and ifss
srkstes. Nike Kicked On The Inter STATE
Co-nmerce Bill from the Beginning Heidi
what ncus o. ths other thestricsl people
I'D. mt his ear 70 The ground aad nzsensI
- whst vas cnmirg Mae hsd ears f0r lt
Mike :. or vas. the donkey Which uzeI -