The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-07-02
Fy.! OF FUN.


The Cila,sc High Executioncl
thinks he does Il good stroke Of work
when he chops OF twenty heads in two
minutes.
The Captain of the Moscow (Rns'
Na) Bicycling Clubs named Kominoff,
hut of course he has got over thai
now.-Ncw Huren News.
1t is hail to find anecule in II hay
NOW, of course. but it isn't a clrcun
stance to what il would be to find a
haystack in = needle.
"Ah! good evening", Mrs. Brown. l,
your card fu'lo" ma. Mr.. Smythe.
but my escort is. and if you would
kindly tax, mc home would be SO
much obli-cd.'-Litt.
-"Well. Macy. said Mrs. Cobwigger
to her hired girl. ''how will you like to
move to HArlcmP' "Ihat depinds,
num- was the naive reply. "onf what
koind of a cop is on the bate. The
Enrth.
"A farmer smashed all the windows
in a schoolhuuse because the teacher
refused to accept his attentions. There
is no telling what a tender-hearted
man won't do when he is thoroughly
grieyed.
A dude in Denver is one who bangs
his hair a la burro, wears a sombrero
on the back of his head. is seldom
without a toothpick in his mouth and
takes his whisky like he does his bath,
without any water. The Earth.
Madame to Maid-"Francoise, why
do you clean my boots with my tooth
brushP" Maid to Observation-Disclosures,
the fact is, the other brushes are SO
large, and the madame's boots are SC
small. London Globe.
-When you see a woman just about
to step off from a moving open horse
car while she is facing the rear don't
call out TO prevent her. 1t will be
nearly a month before the regular cir
Ii comes. and then it will cost you
fifty cents to 60 in.-1SomeruiUe Jour-
,ni.
A European earthquake sharp has
discovered that the earth is slowly APP
preaching the sun, and the moon is
drawing near the earth. Being thus
warned. any body who is in the way
and is hurt when either collision oc.
ours will have nobody but himself to
blame. Boston Transcript.
Eastern Man-''Yes, business is
very brisk out my way Western
Man-"You refer to real estate, o,
ccurse'" Well. in my town we ex.
pect to build II thousand houses thi.
summer That's nothing. Why, in
my town there is one lot in the business
section that has already been bought
,nd sold one thousand times. Omaha
World.
No Pass. No ride
No more 'twixt rails OF iron laid,
Der field and moor and faliow,
.Anemones wii bloom and fade,
And daisies white and yellow;
No mot between the ties will grow |
The weeds and tangled grasses:
They'll all be dead, all trodden low,
By people without passes.
Chicago Tribune.
"A chinaman recently sent the fol-
owing telegram to q Pacific coast
official: II shippee you two
carload hog. No cstchce pass.
Whattee matterP All Fook."
Mrs. Blank is generally Of a very
amiable disposition, but she said a bet.
ter thing the other day. She express.
Cd the awful wish that Bridget might
one day be well enough off to hire q
herself. The poor girl was
quite broken down, and cried like n
baby. Boston Transcript.
Little Peter is seven years old.
He is very Intelligent, but a little
obstinate. The other day he persisted
not saying goodbye to his grand
and for this reason it was de-
to deprive him of dessert at din.
,cr. He thought how he could avoid
his punishment. Finally. when he
at the table. he said: Mother, il
did not say goodbye to grandmother.
t is because I was too overcome at her
Then he added, with a
air: .'Now I a have
'ome dessert, can't pm Y. Ledqer