Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-23

No, John; III hang Il On the chan
deiieE In the hall"
TEE AxEKHckn STYLE.
geR J0slyn.
When German maid Il asked
To beeome-as per the lag
ABd the aospeis-soms MAS wife.
Tnen she sharply anssers. Ysw."
II an Irish lass il be
Who u s0uRhs In weddsd bliss,
Way, hkswiss. reply IL skoFt.
ABd she acquiesoes. fis."
Bat the Yankee girl, you know,
70 her lover spInnetb. Whatg
Will l spIice7 well, / shsuld smileI
I'm yer hairpin on the sp0.i7
Hxs TozsUE n HEs Yoz1z.
" Are you acquainted with Miss Gass-
svayf7 ssked Gus do smith Of Colonel
YergsF.
"Yss, indeed. am. What elegant
Eagllsh she usesT
"Yes; Der tongue Is hsr fsrte, 80 to
speak"
Then is's Pity she can't hold it,"
BEoNSExo N InkE.
flames, don't see bat what shall
haye to have q neW bonnet If I'm 90
ing to the Permanent Exhibition With
You
= Perm-vhy. that's three or four
years from nov. f0o'd better read
np."
"Oh. yes, James. do read up. But
three or four pears are meme TOO long
beforehand 20 begin IL ] am gsinR 20
get the mooney IN tIme."-OssaAa Bee.
Why are poets called bssds7" ssksa
MoSgtlii0en-
Really. | dent know Why replied
SquIidigi do yOn?7
FL think 10 Il because their produe-
tons are 90 often barred out Of the pa
peEs. " iftSbHrg Chronicle.
Teacher Tin mineEslogy class John
ny, give me ths Bams Of ths largest
knoWs diamond.
Johnny-fhe ace.
Another fact arguing for the unhealsh
fitness Of smoking u haE in EaIlrs sd
smasA-up the smoking car Is usually
vreoked.-Chieago Meas.
II you have ever noticed the men eho
occupy the front seats al tAeaters, you
aust have remarked how much more
polite they are than the ladies'. Ihsy
do not even wear any hair.-BurIingtoR
Free Prsss.
THE ToPKR's soLrLooUx.
Leaves have their time 10 fall,
So likewise have ];
Bat this IL the difference 'tvixt the
leaves and me.
fall more hard aud frequently.
Waterloo OBserp<r.
Ia Central Afriea 9 wife costa Is.
Pretty high on the start; bat then they
never cost cent after that, particularly
for clothing. NJ ssalakin saoques IN
"a At country. nor Z sstsr sonnets.-Das
siile Brsezs.
Lady Randolph Caarchill, Who Ia an
American, tells q prytng interviewer
THAI she dges1t kDog Whist her husband
thinks eBoui public matters and that
she " .uldn's tell II she did. Lsdy Rsn-
dolph oughi 10 send thai recipe 90 the
glsea Of s0me Of cur American states
men. IL would preserve . good many
stale secrets that noe ges given away
someh0v OF Oth-r.
Puck: Archibald Forbes has written
Q book called Kings / Have Met"
We have met kisgs e. well o. Mr..
FORBES. but We did not speak a. ve
passed By.
An Eastern writer says the emily real
objection 20 the loW nscked dress is the
faos that young mea VITO have eyes
discuss the yoanR women very much ~
they wsuld discuss TIE points Of boFse.n
II that 10 the only objection, the beAteR
plan would be 20 let the low-necked
dresses alone and sao0s the young men.
Omaha World.
TIE DIcxX Bind soS0s
II sveetheart possessed
Who vas bent on being dressed
In them ats what Fisss hupwards 10 the
dome,
And she wanted for 10 20
To she hoPera OF show.
I'd tsll her, Take your at OF or sag
,ORs."
And Oh, my eye!
Amt they high
In the air. declare.
Ain't they built fanny way,
With their pigeons and tbciR fowls,
And their rooasers and their owls
Al least 90 tue dieky brides say.
CaOsus-H How do we construct hair
Take = rat take q cat, taks . mat,
Ses 'sn ap o. = l45dsE far away;
IL thereupon 700 dad
foa cans see q house behind,
That's the fashion, 80 the dicky birds
sag. IOasa Register.
xyxHrrHExs CO.'S.
"Wooid yon take = poor mans last
ce1t fer eiass Of Ring asked tramp,
10 . reproachfal vcfce.
"CsFtAinly.- replied the bartender,
briskly; that's uhat I'm hers for"
. Well" said the tramp. a. be placed
the glass 81 the counter and prodaesd
his last cent. there yo1 are. aud be
walked sorr0wfally bus hastily Avay.-
~ Y. SsA.
. Tha great sroahle with yo1. 5ehn,"
sid q lady 20 hsR husband, VITO vas
suaerins frcm the excessss Of the night
before. " u that ysa cannot say Ma
Learn 10 say Ma Jonn. aad 700 siil
have fewer hesaachss Caa yea Ia me
have q itttle n1nsy this na5rnIner
Ne" said John. wlta Appsfsns eass.
Hotel porter 10 esntiemAn In The wash |
ros1a-- IL 20 goes; % as hotel. stzf
0enilesnAs lpayme q 8 day1-- Gussl1 |
Nas rn victim"
Year wife has retired uizh 9 ssh |
hsadache, year little boy h snzexlns /
visa the mumps. youf haoy h teetAina. /
year sob b tAktnR Der svsaisg eos.