The Arizona sentinel., 1887-07-16
PITH AND POINT.

A loaf Of bread six feet long was eaten at Doylestown Pa.) festivity.
 A man can not attempt to find out what is in woman's heart with out certain disturbance of his own.
 -'Listen to your wife," says a medical advertisement. As though one didn't have to listen to her!
 How seldom you hear of woman fainting anywhere else than in a mans arms IrdnScript
 There Is no rule for beauty; this enables every man to have better looking wife than any of his neigh bors.
 The wise man advertiseth his wares in ye newspaper, the fool on the Carmine emblem of ye sheriff.-Whtte- hdU Tunes.
 When you come to think of it, it was perfectly natural for the manager of an umbrella company to decamp. The umbrella is corrupting.
 -Talmage says that men who whistle can not have much evil in their hearts. And we agree with him; the evil is chiefly in their mouths. -Ne,0 HaUen MeUS.
 All who have been there will agree with us that the biggest thing in this world is the hole left in a mans jaw after back tooth has been extracted. -LoWeH Citizen.
 An expert in Washington has dis covered that the real geographical center of the United States, including Alaska is situated in the Pacific Ocean, 125 miles from Cape Flattery.
 A suburban friend thus classifies the passengers by the morning trains: ''First those who work, then those who clerk, next those who firt, and last those who shirk. .'-BoStoH Transcript.
 -"John, I wish you would get me rawhide or shingle. Iwant to spank Willie," qu0th a St. Louis matron. Why not use my slipper, MaryP" 70, I only want to spank him; Idon't want to crush him. "-LJe.
 A poor teacher of penmanship in Xenia, O., has just fallen heir to a legacy of s575. 1000. This is but anoth- CT illustration of the great truth that fortune comes to those who do write.- Lo,oeU Citizen.
 A staunch old deacon being asked how it was that he allowed his daugh- ter to marry man who belonged to denomination that he disliked, replied: Well, my friend, so far as have been able to discover, Cupid never studied theology."-M r Ledger.
 Wife (who believes in consistency If the old Blue laws forbid kissing one's wife and the selling of intoxicat- ing liquors on Sunday, why isn't the former enforced as well as the latterP" Husband -"Because it isn't neces- sary." "-Harper's BazGr.
 First Domestic-"An'a are ye goin' to leave that nice place ye have. JaneP" Second Domestic-"Yes, Mary, I've given 'em warming" "1 never heard a word agin them" No, Mary, but the mistress is so perlite that I'm git tin lazy. "-Onldhd World
 -Attorney-"You may tell the court whether you would believe the defend ant under oath" Witness Well, now, Squire, let's start fair on this thing. Would there be chance for him to make any thing out of it, and which side would the money be on" Pittsburgh Dispatch.
 -"You are very late, doctor," said the sick man, feebly. '1 expected you an hour ago. am afraid the de- lay may prove serious" T am very responded the physician, but I got into an argument over the rela- tive merits of the old and new schools of medicine, and couldn't get away" N r Sun.
 The Great Virtue
 When precipitation every pore
 &SBeginneth to distill,
 And going to the oceans snore
 Is quite impossible,
 And troublesome become the flies
 If naught one else can do
 Our patience we can exercise,
 And that will pull us through.
 --ErchGnge.