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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

The letter Of Henry watteFson, read
At the banquet Of the Jackson Club al
Columbus on January sth. has been dis
oassed with the utmost Interest by Dem.
ocraia and Republicans alike. ID vas
an extraordinary letter for such an 90
easion, and Il is no wonder that those
who heard Il read have been blinking In
. semi dazed fashion ever since.
The banquet In question, as all know,
was aiven not 30 much in honor Of the
memory Of Andrew jackson as for the
glory Of the Democratic party. Prem
inens Democrats throughoat the United
States we're invited 10 be present. Many
accepted the invitation and the gather
lng vas genuine Democratic love feast
Among those Who did not accept, how-
ever, was Henry waiterson. he seua
instead letter, In which be expresses
his regrets a. not being able 10 attend.
adding significantly that had he done
%. be would have felt compelled 10 de
noance those Who in the name Of Jack
son we're dishonoFing his msaosy. AZ
these. he continued, Oeeapied exalted
positions 10 the Democratic party, ID
vas. perhaps, best for him 10 rssnsin
away from the banquet
wataerson. Of course, was striking a.
President Cleveland and bis shau 70
fosm. He has lost no opportunity Of
denoancine the administration Tor re-
tanning Republicans in osaee. lie ex.
poses mereilessly she wrsschsd pretesss
Of superior virtue which tha aaninis-
trAtion assumes. and attacks Il for the
sezlest with Which il treats The men
Who sustained the Democratic party
Through = quarter Of q eestary Of de-
feat, while q bestows is faxaEs upon
the former Republicans when success
has attracted h the DsmacrAtis banner
wAitssson IL right. Tbs Democrats
ought 20 have the OH -. The vicsoFy
which they Won in 1854 vas nss ger
sonal victory for Mr. Cleveland. Iiwas
The victory Of The Democratic party and
q is no, surprising that the cid meu
bess o. thAs party Of iees 10 ahe onopo
liEation Of the traits q vicsory By Mr
ClevslAnd's peSseaAl followers ana SUP
porterA From tAs very foanaAtioa q
oar Government there have heen IN %.
United States I've disslses political par
Ties. each Of which believed Ia prsnes
pies Of government which wers AbAos
rent 10 the other. From time v ain,
questions have arisen apon whseA %,
two parties have Asseusd Rasttsons De
termiaed BY The circumstances then En-
listing. bat, eeaeraliY spcakipg. the he
p1hican party 81 teaay taAetita shl
Ideas a. Washington. HAmiiian. Web
ser and Clay. while the Demecsals,
prty lnheEisa shase Of 5xasrsen. Cal
hsan and D0aels& Tbs Iins hetuses
ahsss parties h aa dissinet Is a hes sssl
been. Thsse haa heea h ssesas yeAFn q.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

As one prominent Democratic lawyer
Of Seattle, Who has been mentioned -
candidate for the position Of Chief Jus
slos Of the Territory. has recently be-
come iHvolvsd in she serious discussion
OF local Issues. Il IS TO Be presumed that
be Ia completely out Of the race. The
benoh snoald be entirely fires Of local
autnaouiamn.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21
FREE TRADE.


The reelection Of internal revenue and
the taking Of Of revenue stamps from
Proprietary Medicines, ne doubt has
largely bensfittcd the consumers, as veil
az relieving the harden Of home man
ufaaturors. Especially is this the case
with Green's August FlolDsr md BoseAee's
Geynaan Syrup, ~ the reduction OF
thirty SIX cents per dozen, has been
added to increase the size OF the bottles
containing these remedies, thereby
giving one-tifth more medicine in the
IS cent size. The August Floscsr for
Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint, and
the GERMAN Syrup for Cough and Lang
troubles, have, perhaps, the largest sale
OF any medicines in the world. The ad-
vantage Of increased size Of the bottles
will be greatly appreciated BY the sick
and afflicted In every town and village
in civilized countries. Sample bottles
for 10 cents remain the same size. deldw
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

Tvs wISTER EAsr cE TIE MouxrAESs
--frely the Lord tempess sac sind TO
the n. IN lADh.@ There never Was e.
tse history % Tits Territory = PER od
uhtn "A open. mild winter Ike The pres
ent wAs m0te greatly needsd. fas nsFeg
befoga as the sra z on oar ranges IN =
Ucrse couaItion FOE stock Il al kinds.
TIE asoAi rsics that exnefaiiy VISTA as
10 TIE tall this year uers lacking. and
consequently -'Rrass vas sAorts IN mere
ae1ses than oGe. Had the 9eAteeF been
eut Ordinary and snoW falien te even .
fec tnches and there remained. she los
woeid have been great. B1f ~ u b
roe, stock ard aheep owneFs exn lAaek
And eros fai. Tar eveFythtng il dnine
wall aud Ia belteR candiaaen, fer the
tsuse os year. than ever before knswn.
The tame foe hard speii~ is raw past.
eDa a uil cot h1st the u wpaid have
a0ae earlier 10 the ssatoa. sasstaa@
Tha 0ese Psiuea e AzzaEia hss
-.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

She TO her partner after lively la
dies chain )-Wuz dat you. Misto Tell
yer, what squeeze my han In ladies 20
de riehti
Parsnsr-I dsnno; did Jon squeeze
baekl
Hae-The sdeahl Why, Nv coss not.
PartneF-Den you warns de ones eos
de 9ne WhaF squeeEs her ham she done
squozs baek--L5s.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21
sLEkPING caG COMPANIES M.
sPoNsIBLE.
rhey Mast Psy for Rsbberies Of Ebeir
Passengers.
70. a.. fsts..,... T.,.-,..t

NAAaNBANAHs
From the Chieago Journsl.l
An important decision 10 regard 10
the proteetion Of sleeping car passen-
gers was rendered by the Supreme
Conrt OF Massachusetts,. on the 7lh in
slant. The case was that Of William
Lewis and William Wing. Of raanton,
Mass. who we're robbed IN car Of the
New York Sleeping Car Company, while
en route TO San Francisco. The report
does not state IN what manner the case
got into the Massachusetts, court. bat
probably She line Of sleeping cars in
question runs through thai state. and
the robbery occurred within iss juris-
diclion.
The court. a full bench sitting. de-
cided unanimously that the company
gas responsible for the property Of pas
senRors n reasonable In amount and
proper 10 be carried on the cars. they
said that aanh rule Is required BY pub
iic policy and in the interest both of the
company and its passengers
IL will be sxoeadingly gratifying 10
the public 10 know that a mas Who has
paid for berth and porter fees on q
sleeping car has some rights that the
sleeping car company Is eoand 10 re-
apect.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21
10 LaHsT.

Do0Ms AND OFFICES IN THE
IL keayon block. c4rEsr fr0nx and
MMasson streets Apply 70
jas0 LOC MITCHELL.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

MRs. MeoER, drsssmskeF, is agent for
the celebrated Mcdowell Garment
Drafting Machine, the Bates health
waists, the patent folding hustle, and
the Williamson health corset. de2
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21
Treasurer's Notice.
PROF. MILLIKEM

Give grand sheet and pillow case bali
at @ A. r. Hall. Tacoma. on Friday even
ing January 2ist. Tho steamer Fleetwood
viii leave seattle at 2 p. m-, taking al who
wish to attend at reduced rates Tickets
per couple for round trip. including ad-
mission to hall, s., to be had Of Prof Mil
Hken at Arlington Hotel, or ct Turner
Hall this evening jaiS at
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21
POR SALE

A TOP BCeGY eINGLKg AND
- AArnesA 0ruat haz<zin- ApeiJ a.
R<uasWtek haE. 1Alse
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

The Western Queen Savon 10 mana
featured emily by the Seattle Soap Co.
No better soap made, try Is.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21
Notice of Dissolution.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
~ the aFm Of l.. N. Rice q Co. has this
day been dissolved By mutual consent All
outstanding accounts are du 70, and all
Indebtedness Of "a d f-m has been as
sumed By. The firm OF Rec & Gardner.
this day organized. no will continue the
business 81 the old stand.
l. N. RICE,
JuSKPH II. FEUERBACH,
BENZ AMIN r. WELLS.
SKATrI.E, w. r.. Jan. rs, 1857,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21
MARRuED.

HAM-EvAHs-In this city Jan. 10Th. ct
tbs NJ. p parsonage. by Rev. Clark D.
Davis. William Han and Emma NJ.
hv.ns. both Of Whstc IN eounfy.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

EARMTNo LANDS LOTS AND
u blocks In eli parts Of the city.
I'd acres On WILDLY Island; nne stock
farm
l00 acres In section q. township 81 on
line Of s., l. g. & e r. \.
Is acres on Mercer Island. Lake WASH
fnRton, 10 acres cleared and SEEDED down.
~ acres between Milton and ALki Point.
Lots and blocks in Odd Fellows addi-
ticn 70 the city Of Seattle, near Smiths
Cove.
Water froat property.
Lets AID 8. slock I, In A. A. Denny's
llrst addition.
Call and SEQ "a,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

The undersigned have this day entered
into . co-paTtne rsh D under the firm name
OF Rice & Gardner. succeeding the firm
Of l. n. Rive & 90. All Indebtedness Of
said firm Of l. n. Rice & Co. has been as
sumed By us. and all outstanding debts
J. d. GARDNER.
SxAT-uR w, r., JAa. Isl 1871, iaai 81
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-01-21

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25
TIE LAST IA UN.

.,,,,.a bitber IN search Of love ana
praise, 1870 .cro~s tho worlds highways,
talS c tom the thckot, wanderer AL MS aa''
-, IA rockv seat where the moiling town fecedes ;
NJ "rc shepherds fout him, but u, nc iI't1 49,
knveSu,ors he swings theie and droncs upon h' Ioo
n s,.n,s hts clovcn heel, and he laughs adown inc
xr,th owe hat wanes and wakes at dongs OF manhnd
c,nw eIov crceps the invader upon that happy mhu'
srn. annie breasts his fellow doves wheel by TWO ana
anH over dance in circIo the shallops on the sea;
fbc goats and deer many Dui piayma'es NUM- p"'n
Nor nvmph nor child to follow upon his signals rude
6e smiles there IS fIolc he snafls thcro is no
fcud g.. $3.50. ,..,s
rs shaggy ear and freakish rcsents the vail and din
Earths rurnors chill his veins with their ghostly gid
he aches to slip these tcthcrs and be where he hath
been.
Elsewhere is waking glory. and here the dream, tho
thrall ,
Hush he the sunless waters, tho wrestling leaves
that call So, :, ,.
he iops the grass and Whistles and while he cheats
them all.
pbeys IS gone, gone wholly From alien air too cold.
The Faun, with garands flying, with sylvan dttcs
trollcd, 49,, !,
Being homesck, being patient, regans his greenwood
LOUISE Quincy.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25
H4PPY ~ HIS OWy CILLING.

BARRIERS CHEERFUL VIEW OF THE WORLD AND
HIS OWN PLACE N 1T.
How did happen to choose the BARRIERS tradei
Wcl there wa MT much choice about #. / had 10
look out for myself when about fourteen years old.
AMI this was ote OF the first thinCs that offered But
pvo never been sorry that learned e. DO you
know. there isn't mono Independent business for
a wOrltngman A man travel nearly all over
the world with some profit and enough comfort IL
he Is an exert barber. Well you may laugh. but
al tho same, II Det big odds that can pu, razor
or two aud pair Of shears In my pocket and travel
further AMI falc better that Of you fresh reporters,
with your pocket full Of PENCILS and head full fakes.
"A first cas- jJurneyman can't strike a city the
sloDe where thers isn't ready market f0r his sor-
vices. The extra assistance required saturday n ghts
and sunday mornings VIII always allow him 70
enough 20 keep the VIZ away, and something over
Tor washing and clr-slrc, and his ealing g'l, him
into The habit " kcsvinE ug tidy appca'1n.' With.
out much expense. Mos, other skilled worEmcn
need bulky set u tools and are dependent upon
season, weather and variou, circumstances llr en-
Iloyment Not with Us nothing n'erle.s With
The attention gwen t. the ha.r
"TLen again never leone Overcrowi.i with
competitors. loun. chaps, a. rule, arc to proud
TO learn tho busne-s voluntarily, ami when they 10
attempt It, few attain the highest STANDARD.
Patent shaving coninyanccsl Oh, they don't
amount TO anything. There's always enough transient
raic 10 Offset them Iru, good many men can
shave scsapc themselves after fashion. bur even
then most Of EN- have To uay tribute 10 oar homes,
he har s.v's our best source u profit \
can't cut IFS Own hair What 10 yOu say-rf D. could
he wouldn't get talked TO death Now. you Just
come off u don't talk, you'd 20 sleep Ga tie chair
an some Of tie customers would think yOu weTc
tight.
say. did you sailors and soldiers shave
themselves ON meu-of war aud in the British army
it Is common thing 10 4 man sit down wlthou;
a looking glass and quickly give himself neat, clean
shave. You are going 10 try IL sometime ? Well
please wait tn you've paid for the last month.
work On those blonde ic!e raph wires OF yuuIs, fvI
you'I be likely 10 sever your lu-uar.
Dl ever put my travelling theory In pfacrel
Why I've been night across this cont nent, through
wit1out once being compelled 10 10 laborug work
what had, I've many good supper and nights
lodging 4 farm house by giving tho OH man
velvet finish shave tho Youngsters hair a city
style of ami when could prevail on the women
folks 20 be shamr coed and have their hair dressed
solid for goot breakfast as we'll. Then there's
several ~ madng little stake; sell the farmer
a PEI razor and make a do lar0f course YOU have
half dozen pets IN your satchrl tell the girls
profound secret that viii enable them 10 max" p'made
or bandplre Yes, sir, Just you say. "A barbei
mayer need be strapped II HI razor has 10 be- now
kip ont. please: you're handsome enough 70 interview
a countess Mex T.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25

uieton and Taileyrand . clumsy biunderor. Lookfns
Upon him In tho light Of the colones revelation -
gan to plainly, hack Of tho smooth ccancut feaf
rcs and languid outlines Of hts face the relentless
forcc which had boon described l shuddercd.
At that momont saw my friend and host graduaiIv
working his way through the crowd toward us.
"Ono thing more" said hastily "docs It never
happen in tho Dec0y's play with tho hearts of women
that his own is touchedl And why Is 1t that when he
wins the affections Of some heress he does not marry
her and end this nefarious occupations
"One answer does for both questions said my com.
panion rising as did. lie leaned and wits persd
In my ear, !" Wentworth secretly married nvo
years ago He has wife and two children living IA
Harlem" Then, pushing aside the pOPticrc he diSan
pcared, after pressing his finger significantly upon bis
lips.
As rode with my friend and his wife back 10 MadI.
SOM ave, he asked me what kind Of company found
Colonel Calder
Very pleasant" answered, enthusiastically cha
seems to have llmtess fund Of interesting lnf0rma.
ton about society and the people meets.s
Ny friend looked at his wife, who smiled slightly.
Yes,n he said, slowly: II IL. as you say very In.
teresting and e-ah-lmltless.n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25
ONE WAY 10 PRESERVE THE COMPLEXION.
- From The Chiedgo In,cr. Ocrtn.

A woman's skin Il hko piece Of satin. and VIII
NOT .tsnd rubbing, nnsing VI soaking. II II !d not
-, rc, ain tho dctCaCy OF texture and wear without
,,yrtrklr. or IiscoOlaiiOn, IL must bc cared lor
MI, ,s her lc.s and lingerie Or matruh hcr bidal
GpIy , 1900, 49,. .,. .......,. ~,
yn euro All psticnts. Tho thlng To do Il to study
nw'c, hot waier l. COOL for ono face and Tho iu-
',v az ole ven rlyccinc n the bette nor 0f boudc,
sn tLo ,l ght ~ blunoito bcriies SOM skins never
sh,n and others slow crupuOns and dscoloraiiun la
midsummer -, ,.,. ,... 81, ,,a,, 49,.
M ,rnbcs4touals DO. To Them hcshh Is beauty AMI
,o,,fv c,pital Every actress has her own methods
of n ,,rvlug Lcr eonpicA ION ail sDapy water Is not
one uf them. - A., c 49, ,.. 49,
rbericals which shine AMI dry tho skin ono scrub
hing a month ls a sufcicncy, uncAr one has Doen
tr.vclnu through coal mine, TIC bcst way To
make up the face Is 10 rub II win s"t hhcn OF
channels cloth til ali the .ilt comes OH 1hH friction
sLoulS be sufficient 10 quicken pei separation thus oIrn
ING Inc pulr, @, the SHIN without Irritating H. Wrn
the cloth ruis clean. dip II IN colt cream ntd ah"r
working Il IN the face. rub II dry. Icc arc creams
and creams bw n tho pure dairy production cannOt
lbs procured. here II a snbstIiutn THAI can be war
rautcd I II Will cost IN tho neehborhoOl Of 81, Tut
half tho quantity prescribed Will suncc for liz months
Almond oil, 20 grains sItrmaccti, 60 grains; white
wax 80 gr9ns tncture benIoine, 10 grains OIL Oi
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25
TUSSLE WITH I POLAE EEtE

rom Ihf 'ltfNr. tnfifNI
In july --G two whale boat, wcr' e,iI,
aero -hHuiaF l4v Joe tho Ochot-h rra
harpooncr remarked, a Bis erI 0u tlr H..
sr" This big -ra" proved 20 ic an lui..f... -..'
Ran bear which, caught ~" lee noe iu DIS search
for zeal. had taFeu 10 me water aui .wimmir :
for land distance ~ a. least nv" miles. From
experience knew ti.'4 chan would D." = mrm.dl'le
antagonist shore. and any iufcrfrfcnrr ON our
part would havo been carefully considered Iui mis-
seemed a thing and safe, to tale I'm our AL
aud get a haruoDu and lan0' ready was the wur. ~
very fw minnie II required no mnnnuvriug
70 approach the old fellow, with pun straight
ahead, a harpoDn fairly planted Ia bis back
1aIt about Transformation scenes, with terrible
snan be lcaped almost ont Of tho water, he pulled
nj tho harlo0n until his brown sides bulged with
.oh and claws he crushed and twisted tho Australian
irouwood halpoon pole mo thousand eliyrt~
II. took" our unc " hand over had" untll II spun
through the "chock-" II fast 10 a running whaio
Failin- 10 clear him iii ho suddenly rushed for our boat
and betrr The order 10 stern all for your lye-"
could be ohevoi both feet the gunWal'e
ard we only saved from capsihing aud perhaps como
thing worse Wy tho prompt action of The harruonrr
whn l,shcd Old Irnln'- paws with hts -l~a'h krifo
until he let 90, Wild with pain nnd rage ~ this
had taken place in moment, but W. he'll l'an'd In
fat brio tlme that niber an bear In tho water ~a4
not to be fooled with. once out Of his reach VIC
took great caro- TO get into his clutches again.
and a sMhilly thrown lance soon decided In our
favor IL was IA two hour Job To tow him In shore,
tu, we felt amply paid by steak FOR euppcr, aud tho
eigt Of bcai that although poor ~ ncsh musk nave
weighed moro than thousand pounds
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25
HOW NOT 10 GET OFF CARS.
HINT TO WOMEN WHO CLING TO THE WRONG


Rail.
A conductor on a Broadway car which stopped on
tho down grade and tho down track not far from Grace
Church wore an expression his face which was q
curious compound II contempt coumiseraton and de-
SPAR I'll, car had como 70 dead halt All he was
graSp,ng the strap his head in evident anxiety TO
pull II and set the car going BRIT h. could ''' cXpe
ditc matters. There potent influence 'hlt held
the car woman some forty years old richly
dressed and - medium height. alighting And sho
took her time at t. Tho feature OF her departure
which evidently gave the conductor his mixed 'elines
lay IN The fact that she held on tightly TO the rear raw
Of tho car and faced uptown she took her tme 20
get of After She had at length stepped win &c.
liberation from the platform She SIN cunS 10 The ran
and only cft her hold Of IL after looking 10 an points
ot he compass and assuring herself that no stray Ve
hcle no Wild steer any other peril was about 10
pouncc upon her. She hnally did let 81, however,
and the conductor fairly yanled' the car mo mouoH
with his angry Jerk at thc strap
Does that happen often - he repeated In response
to an inquiry 40. yes some women are so pc
Guitar I'm getting on cars they ara worse at getting OK
than getting on. Now, you won't ma o.r ","" - =.
hind rail lie viii take hold Of the one next me ca.
Uuf every litlr while you viii SEQ woman =" IL
viii frcrl, 10 the hind rail ana cnhs ,o 40 80
don't dare start The car 'ih'n o ,,r barkv l and
- - , e., ,ted before she lot 20 she would o. l'tan
h,cI,v,rd ON her head. The proper way 10 slrp on
w. ~ a., ~, direction u l. gazing bit Ei, n't.
,nme, rake hold OF the wrong ral ana t"e ,' ~tns
- "a they have 10 then, and increase i'h"li 'i.'
chances ~ getting UPSET You can St on 49, al
lt tan ~ the direction the is going Bui "omeo
$50 ucculiar In more ways than one le'hdi1 Nv
r,ce,iSe they don't have experience"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25
4 LIZTOWN HUHORTST.

6ettin' round tho stove last night,
Down at Wcss's store, was me
And Mart strimples, Tnnk and Whito
And Doc Bills and TWO er three
Fcllers Of the MudsOck tribe
No use tryin' 10 describe.
And says Doc, he says. SAYS he,
"Talkin' bout good things 10 cat
Ripe mushmillon's hard to beat ~
I ehawcd on And Mart he lowed
MOrtermillon beat tho mush
Rel" he Gays, and julcy-husht
I'll 1es' leave n 10 the crowd n
Then Mudsock chap, says he,
"Punkln's good enough fer me
Punhin pics, mean,' he says.
Then beats millions What say, Wessr
I chawed on. And wcss says, "Wel.
You les fetch that wife Of mine
All yer wOrtermillon rne,
And she'll boil IL down a spell
In with s0rgum, suppose
And what else, Lord only knows!
But I'm hero 70 tell all hands,
Them p'serves meets my demands
] chowed on. And white he SAYS,
SWELL I'll ies' stand I'm with Wess-
I'm no hog y And Tunk says, Il
Guess I'll pastur' ont on pie
With the MudsOch boys ." says he,
"Now whats yOurn - he says TO me.
/ chuwed On-fer-quitc a spell.
Then / speaks up slow and dry,
Je,' tObackerl" says, !.
And you'd Orto' heerd 'em yell
--lJAMHs WHrTCoMB RILEY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-25
KITTY IN rHE FUrUHE LIFE.
srom me Boston Transcript


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misfortune tn dearly love CSi "hion 80 rrlc,
49, 49, rcmcd In her household. and when a e,,
p, ,.c,r, - tho little eilIs parents hah '"u ia
a.s,h one morning the chId'' father tyoN uuo
,. an, to the river 10 drown IT, unknown a. ~ ~
ea' v -" mo little gtn but he discovered I" j., -,
pos, hat m, chds watchfl ewes had loowc9 ' Sss
And tia she had seen the WmHer tp.,I,anS H. and
Wat evening" when h~ mo her was pGtuhs n Me- rio
hsi she insisted upon nXine her thoughts "'''
car Hasa hiry gone to heavcn~ she a'S0' '''
mother. ,.h, tb,4 hero WAS A Su .gcstiOn,
s"V for the little girls consolation. ,,,,y has
ponyos my DEAR" sho sad. mo DOUBT My
gone =" cbIld vas silent for a few moments lh's
she sHs" did she got up 10 out Of the riVeN
mamma J. .,er I'm, ,be ma tbcr was In f0
4, and she replied ,,.n
H. :, nj osc Cod took her up my dea. .. 4
"wnil" said tho child, arer anothcr r"'"9 ATS
r,,cction al guess he got his coat $1,000 p'''"
,,ca when no did Ill"