The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1887-07-27
BR!C-i-BRAC.
know there's cross about Norah's blue

know there's cross about Noral's blue
eye,
But that fact me love cannot smother;
For her eyes are so pretty no wonder they
thry
To be gain round into each other.
The best thing on record is the deed of
corner lot.
Every cat has night-key. 1t keeps it
in its voice.
Persons who take measures to enlarge
their business-Tailors.
The song of all railroad mcn-Dlest be
the tie that binds.
A pigs tail is 10 more use TO the pig
than the letter "p" is to pneumonia.
A good organist will know now to tune
his reeds and read his tunes.
A veteran of Reno Post says he was in
ten cngagcments-all Southern girls. too.
There is nothing that makes me feel so
put out as an eXtinguisher, said the candle.
The Arab who invented alchohol died
nine hundred years ago, but lis spirit still
lives.
1t must be discouraging to the fool killer
to realize how far behind IN his worS iie is
getting.
A cross old bachelor suggests that births
should be announced under the head Of
new music.
Want of occupation IS the banc Of men
and women; perhaps more especially of the
latter.
Cedar sprigs put around window-sills or
any other place where there are ants vii!
dispose Of them.
"Any port in storm" is good old
maxim, but eny umbrella in G shower is
generally considered better.
The young man with a slender salary
should choose for his bride ayouug 40
man of small waste
Although thc music OF a bass-drum is
not drawn from the wood, it nevertheless
comes from the tap.
How doth the little Doodle bee
Improve each shining minute,
By catching on to every scheme.
And scooping al there's in It.
1t is premature &c tel any woman that
she is an angel until it is seen how she can
cook steak and boil.a potato.
Dialogue between two blind men: DO
you know the gentleman who gave you u
dime just now" Only b. sight
The potato partakes of the soil in which
it is grown. Heavy land is apt to produce
watery potatoes, especially ii wet season.
The man who doesn't know mucli, AID
his name is legion, is the one most anxious
to display his knowledge.
Do the coed thing which you can do, and
not stand and do nothing because there is
some other coed thing you can't Go.
Decorated panels look very nice III the
parlors, but for legal purposes there is
nothing that comes up to the plain jury
panel.
Even worm will turn when trod upon
But it docs him mighty little good. The
time to turn is before the treading upon
begins.
care we running on time?" said the cor
ductor, repeating the nervous passengers
question No, sir; we are doing q strictly
cash business. Fare, please. ?"
John Wanamakcr telegraphed lecturer
who asked him the secret OF the merchants
success, Thinking trying, toiling. trust
ing in God, is ell of my biography.
Don't call large, strong, sinewy man a
prevaricator. If you are sure he is a pre-
varicator, hire another maa to break the
news to him.
One reason why the world is not reioTalcd
is because every man would have Others
make a beginning and ncVcr !....iaas 81 him.
self.
A young man out West was recently ar
rested for kissing a girl in c,4urc.i. ic
should have waited until the congregation
had fallen asleep.
A well-devc.ci;ed yuup Of mcmor;: :: -
the Journal OF Education, is very us=lal 70
any man, but it isn't to be compared for
value to wife who will find things ~. hi:..c2 /
Friday is rapidly losing ;.cc Unpleasant is.
sociation as Lab s,nan,s day, since Thursday
is designated frequently, now for The cNecu
ton Of the sentence Of tie law by those !
whose unleasant duty it is to s;g2 ;seash-
warrants.
The fancrs OF Marion arc very much
pleased with the prospect of b0ur;iful
harvest, as the outlook is much better than