The daily herald. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1886-1887, 1887-01-15
MEN AND THINGS.
BY oRArIo.

even keel with other busybodics in my
line. III see you often and throw you
in an unconsidered trihe And now
to biz
OF course the roads, the -, --,
--, roads are entitled to thought
and so is the Road Supervisor. Now
am not much posted on road making
myself but would suggest to the afore-
said r. S. that, if other material is
scarce, he might obtain a supply Of the
intangible substance with which the
regions Of Pluto are said to be paved;
and this is about the season of
the year that the supply is greatest.
Good intentions, as a rule, don't hold
water, therefore no prospect Of mud
That was rather peculiar position
in which junior member Of the Ha.
waiian bar, although an old practitioner,
dared to place the judge and jury in
that murder case the other day, W sn't
NJ | should smlel Now think thit, if
my Gully had not pressed on, there
would have been a chance for fourin-
handler to judge, without a bicker tone.
AS it ended everything was rosy, how
ever and the prisoner became, as it
we're, a new man.
have been here some little time,
as YOU know, and now in looking back
over the political performances Of the
past two years, ! touch my taro-patch
fiddle and PROFOUND the following
adaptation, which am satisfied wll be
readily translated and appreciated by my
learned friend Paul Neumann, or by
some other ex.minster of blessed
. memory:
, "Quod yolo obseryare. hacienda lingua clare
VI Wis pro obscuns, Ct jocis pro perduris,
Peculiaris est polcia iawaiianensis;
Quod surgam monsuaturus
!. To be translated anon.
: Allow me to tell you and your "hOSi
y Of readers believe that's what the
AGperfiSe, says in such cases, tina
many journalistic ears, which on &C
u count of their size have been a prot, c
ton to their owners for some tins
y past, will be made to Jingle, in the nea
future, by one whose pen rs stepped II
= gall and whose paper is dampened ii
!, hyssop. | will introduce you, quickly
!, on his arrival.
Anent the departure OF the Samoan
embassy, have heard that Moehonu
a. was forwarded thither, not, as Cornell
r. presented the Gracchi, as representa-
le tive Of jewelry Of any kind, but, lllustra
al tive Of lItest improved piece Of Hi
waiian ordnance. | believe that h
carries a Foreign Office certificate tina
- he "can throw a ball over one hundre
. feet"
n. And can you tell me about the trut
Of the story that is going the round
relative to the cargo OF burnt umbe
ed lime and whitewash brushes to be 70
r. warded by earliest opportunity 10 j.
1y Strong, Tor the purpose Of suppyin
ng needed material for painting the new
'y- discovered subjects1 Nothing IN ~ {
"Gynbergdrinkenstein" Not at a
81 misty now, yet only PerverSs "aAneul
~. would continue to quite and Sstriz
l. from a shadow of such little origin
~ substance. consider, as the comm
~, events did not pan out anywhere me-
" like the prophecy, that Nosbig has no
10 great extent the laugh on Il
Grand Duke and his Syrup make
Truly;
Ia, 'wsdom and wit are little seen
Iay "But Follys at full length"
re- believe that there has been consi
cradle complaint, of late, regardir
OH the e0lor OF some of the best brands
sas milk, served mol, or supposed to b
lie from the best brand Of cows.
ere lactometer has revealed in some cas-
out more than sufficient quantum Of squ
GUS with the tactical fluid. The nil
men when questioned hold their ham
up and say, "Such a state of affairs W
' ' to be expected, the continuous al
'y' heavy downpour OF late causing wat
~ 10 leak MyoHgh The SKINS Of the cows
ne "Dear, dear, what lot of nice you
enc men" as the mannikin Sarah Wake
ina. of the Mills combination used to ss
nh and which felt bound to repeat VIII
an | saw the Honolulu Riffs at their dI
" the other evening. | noticed the CO
and bare appearance OF their armc
and wondered il they were not allo
ed the privilege Of being represen
the tive corps without receiving the he
ing hand they should obtain from the
'owl they honored in the representatlC
lrge Well, thought, and thought a
ivy then wished / wished was a bio
ed bondholder
'enl There was considerable amount
'rce Love sacrificed at the hymeneal alt
in town here, during the past WEI
ney, aided and assisted too by ministers
W, the gospel. To telephone story
l Tote, one couple, the celestial spark from
sell Hart, captured her, Love ot
". other happy pair knock down i
'rks, might be that, although not Morg