The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-11-14
PlTH AND POINT.

time you can outargue it -Law Cir
culdr.
There is one tie-up that everyone
can approve of, aud that is marriage
Boston Post.
You should never tease blackbirds
They are apt 10 get raven mad. -PUts
burgh Chronicle.
How to be happy. though married.
try and get on without the hired girl
Syracuse Herald.
We confess to the weakness of liking
to hear nice things said of us, -Rtch
mond (Ky) Gilman,
The corncob palace to be erected Il;
Sioux City will be an amazing ediiice
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
u is not free speech but free explo.
sives to which the American people OBJ
ject.-Ne,D York World.
Many man has got into a peck o
trouble by hiding his light under :
bushel. boston Gazette.
The first steps Of love are found il
the admiring stares of the youns
couple. Boston bulletin.
1t isn't called gh mass on account
of steep pew rents; that is mistaken
idea. 49, Merchant Traveller.
The orderly of the day is very fire.
quent and disreputably the disorderly
of the night Washington Critic.
If we are to have wings in the here
after we don't exactly see how we are
to get our clothes on. -F'nrHiShiny
Goods ReUiew.
Chicago is the champion curiosity
town of the world. She has coal
dealer that gives good weight - Tin
ciiuati Herald
When the millennium comes aonl
Wallstreet brokers will be found work
ing it for a stock movements Bait
more american.
Our best friends are those who keep
perfectly quiet when some one is
enumerating our virtues. Shoe aao
Leather Reporter.
my futures at stake" remarked t
Duluth board of trade man as he bet hi
December wheat on ball game.-DH'
tuth Photographer.
Church choirs in Wales are very con
sderate. They go up 20 the tops OF
the highest mountains to practice. =
Mem York. Tribune.
Lower your muzzle," was the re-
mark made by Nashville girl to 0
Young man who kissed her on the nose,
Detroit Free Press.
Ignatius Donnelly says the Atlantis
was submerged in the flood. but Moses
did not seem to Noah thing about it,
Duluth Paragr' 'pher.
The editor of The Hebron Register
refers to the gifted editor of con.
temporary as an egot stcal wart.-
Nebraska State journal.
The kindest wish we can express for
the Oh cago anarchists is that their
death on the gallows W II be speedy anc
certain. - Boston Record.
The man who wanted to borrow $l0C
on his cheek didn't think the matter
worthy Of note, but the other fellow
did.-DulIm Photographer.
The boy whose mother whaled him
with iive-foot apple-tree sprout said
he had enough of Long Branch lor the
season. - Waterloo Observer.
The opposition of the churches to
horse-trotting shows $ looked upon ID,
most outsiders rs merely race pre-
JUDGE. Duluth Photographer.
We hear great deal more about
college graduates in journalism than we
do about journalism in college gradu-
ates. Burlington Free Press
A Charlotte Harbor man has set
hen on alligator-eggs. That hen will
think she has the jim-jams when the
shell breaks. Orlando Reporter.
The Texas robber who made the
stage-driver give up his Waterbury
watch deserves to be compelled to keep
the thing wound up Boston 0iobe.
Mrs. Langtry imports her plays, her
clothes. and her servants from Eng.
land; in fact she imports about every
thing except her husband. - Boston
Post.
Thrice blessed is he who wakes up |
on Sunday morning and does not fluid |
a step-ladder necessary when he wants
to scratch his head. Nebraska State
Journal
The man who caps the climax Of
Duluth with row of cottages is the