The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1887-08-05
BRIEFS.

BON 10 blush unseen" Negroes.
-Perplexity is the father of profanity.
Expressed IN round figures-tLe bal
let
A wise man follows his uosc J a fooi
follows his don't knows.
The bareback act is equally popular II
circuses and At swell receptions.
The King o; the Tonga Islands dres-
sss in well made European clothes.
If you want to see a wildcat. simply
hold up the domestic article by the tail.
What the depositor wants 20 know 3
not that his money la all right, bul that
it's all left.
Many 4 man whose yacht costs
$4,000 year is to poor TO rent pew in
church.
Many man is the architect of his
own fortune, but never gets enough
money to build.
In making purchases if man does
not pay down Immediately he il expected
10 pay up soon.
Some people are so constituted that
they can never see the bright side of any
thing but a dollar.
Providence, Rhode Island. is two
hundred and fifty years old, and yet has
not grown out OF the State.
If Plato could have lived 10 hear
himself expounded at Concord he would
have been greatly mystifed.
A Louisville man whose hennery
was destroyed by fire congratulates him
self that his fowls all died game.
General Butler is reported as saying
that he IS out of politics unless some re-
markable emergency should arise.
1t is well that the dentists can meet
and exchange views. The dentists are
certain 10 50 long as they pull together.
A Boston Professor is lecturng on
the "UseleSsness Of Profanity" Did Le
sysr hit i.,- h!- .humb-naii NJ iiRmluer =
In a French agricultural school -
Tell me, ] pray You, how 10 keep NUT
ton fresh" "By never killing the sheep"
A correspondent writes 10 ask what
kind Of cloth is most durable Convict
stripes, dear sir. They are never worn
out.
-George Francis Trains principal oc-
cupatlon - living In Madison square Park
and making friends with the chiiIr,a
and tLc birds.
The lnIIans originally owned Amer
ic1I and wgu.l sr..I gVu 70 had Ih-y llus
into The liquor business when the .lrst
man arrived Ea~.
I'm pr.-.1u squirrels are 50 numerous
thst bounty n.., s,1u PLACED upon t'l--ir
tails lu- result lH. citizens are raiaIuz
-lgu Iu p..tr. 10. rit.A,us-
ON tac bail r-II Pour strikes
striker OUT lu .a- l.lI - labor-~Dus
strike, striker 'H. s,-I cut" In Wall
street -- I.u -rrs.-, br1srr uut
Before maTTIa-r tHe question q girl
ASKS Irr bower most ylt-a I-. do y.4
really lowe ur1" After marriage tHr
query becomes is nay hat on straishtr'
Over two hundred million cans Of
vegetables are used by families in this
country and the cams thrown away. No
wonder the goats OF the country are 30
lat.
Charles D. Keep, the rich and dead
editor Of a iour-page daily o4n-; called
the Wal Sfr-1s Sstrs made his dingy
little PRINT famous by the publication of
one joke a day.
John G.. Saxe's will has heen admit
ted 10 probate in Albany. II was made
four years ago, and leaves hall the estate
10 the poets only son, Charles 9. SAKE,
and an interest in the remaining half TO
his grandson, John q. SAKE.
1t seems strange that the Irish in
America, who claim the largest liberty in
holding public meetings and making
parsdeS should exhibit such intolerance
toward other natlona.itlcs attempting the
same thing, as was the case in Boston
when the English residents were cele-
brHIing the Queens Jubilee at Faneuii
Hall. Such exhibitions viii not help the
Irish cause in this country.