The Grenada gazette., 1887-10-22
FULL OF FUN

-CVen DOCTOR VINO SPEAKS oiii
one language may yet understand
great many tongues. Popular Set
ence.
"A cow-path is not as bright as tn.
moon or stars, but is "milky way
Just the same. -Charleston Enterprise.
-"Then you don't like bashp" said
the landlady sternly II don't objec,
to hash," exclaimed the boarder, '.it'l
rehash l kick att
"A messenger-boy was seen run.
ming with frightful rapidity the othe,
day. He had message for a gentle.
man al the Polo Grounds. --Puck
After man has indulged in a
long paroxysm of coughing nothing
annoys him more than to have some.
body ask him if he has got a cough.
When young man sits in the
parlor talking NONSENSE to his best
girl, that's capital. But when he has
to stay in Of evenings after they're
married, that's labor.-Jasdge.
old Lady-I think it is perfectly
awful the way the young men of to.
day are captivated by games of chance,
don't you" Old Gentleman-"O, no,
ma'am; I'm a regular attendant at
the baseball games myself
"A Large Heart. - Mamma
"Why, Charley, what are you crying
for'' Charley (who has eaten the
only piece of pie on the plate, while
Willie looked wistfully on)--"Cause >.
they, they aint no pie for-Willie." -.
Life.
They both kick
Boys differ very much from guns
As all experience teaches:
Boys kick, when kicking with their boots,
But guns kick with their breaches.
Golden DayA
With two forms 'pied'' and in a
state Of "innocuous desuetude," the
editor on the sick list. part of our new
material at the bottom of the Red
river, and our new press delayed by a
bridge accident, we really must apollo
gize for any thing unusually dizzy in
the appearance of our papec to-day
Ty'er (ler.) Tribune.
Can any of you tell me-" said
the teacher, "what SYSTEM of book.
keeping is in operation in our banks?"
Double entry, SIR said the bright
boy of the class. Correct, and now
can you give me definition Of double
entry?" Yes, sir; the one entry is
Tor the bank and the other is for the
cashier. "-Judge.
-"Gracie," said the tifty-cent-ex.
,ursion-young-man, as they leaned
over the brink of the falls and saw the
liver leap out and go swirling and
into the gorge, "Gracie.
Why is my love for you like them
,easeless movin' waters?' "Causo
is all gush," she simpered and he
,roaned softly to himself: "Another
fifty cents wasted. ."-Bufalo Courier.
"A lady had in her employ an ex.
,ellent girl. who had ono fault-her
ace was always grimy. Mrs. x,
Wishing to tell her to wash her face
Without offending her. at lsst resorted
o strategy. "Do you know, Bridget"
he remarked, in n confidential man.
er, 'that if you wash your face every
ay in hot soap-and-water it will make
ou beautiful" "Will it. now9' an
wered the willy Bridget. "sure, it's
wonder ye never tried it, ma'a
-Harper's Bazar.
ii don't see why your friend Miss
NTH referred to my mustache as
Town. Maudc," said young Sissy to
is pretty cousin. ''Thcre is nothing
t the down about it; it quite bristles.
have to shave twice week. I assure
ON II know it bristles, Charley"
,turned the girl, knitting her brows.
although not very fiercoly, and l am
, much perplcxed as you are to
Understand why Clara should speak Of
as down. (Sudden happy thought.)
erhaps, Charley, it's because it grows
4 IA goose" IN y Sun
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