The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-03-17
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IHi shen tried 0ne iosd en- 49,
sShs knprie5 ne late q
- A nesc q waning People who s'rs
vsichc are apt 10 ssS3 MP IN jail
Maa ~saia bsi Little here below
~ woslshs bright golden calf.
has vhsn be gets tho horns and heels
Tie ~aBit the ether BALI
Love may bc blind, bat marriage 10
very successful eye doctor
a slrl nay bc li.e sugar for iSo res
sos. She may be sseel and abe u.ar b'
fnll q gfis
An OHIO man snd hls sits have not
erohsogsd words ipr tseriy Eve years.
Toe @oa4ss b.s done 81 the talking
oscar wllle is lstiisg bis hair sfos
lobs asasu Mrs Wilde Is aoi tue somsn
We ieoA her 10 be-
The iAs cannot make a msn mdAl.
hus Il can mske bim dresdiully nncom :
Portable whsn hs is immoral
--Tbty pevcr throv snyihiug Away 10
New gsslsnd. aaid r Is. Alaricb, 'they
sl~ays put i np 10 the stiic
Tie 4oman shots iasorils hymn IL
II uould noi liys sIssy" has spent $3.50
for patent medicines during the past ten
year,.
--Tslk abonl man giving up drink
ins for good That's not II II all 1T
ia drinking for bad that man ought TO
give np.
Have drink" says the American 10
the Scotch reporter. mo, / thank ye.
lie too early IN the morning; an besides
I've jus, bad one"
I'm the leading lady Of this com
pany, she remarked, ss she took her
husband by the ear. Yes" be muir
INJURED sadly, "snd I'm the walking dele
gate
THE couutry psuts for quiet" says
the New York World Why the country
pan,s should be any quieier than the city
pants We fail to see. Some coun,ry pants
have 10 hustle around pretty lively.
What do you go to Florida for,
Denimsf" well, We have = variety OF
reasons, the girls go for the orange groves.
wife goes for her lungs, the boys 80 for
the alligator shooting, and go for about
$3.50 for the season,
AT christening, while q minister was
makiog certificate, be forgot the date.
and happened to say, Let me see, this Is
the lhir,ieth2' The thirtiethl" exclsim
ed the indignant mother, Indeed it's only
the eleventh
Riches take unto themselves wings
and D. away, said the teacher. What
kind Of riches is meantf' And the smart
bad soy a, the foot Of the class said be
''reck0ned they must be ost riches.
The empress Of Austria has been learn
ing The Euglish language, and she sur
prisea the emperor the other With day
"oh. dry up on that old chestnut She'll
ind i, beautiful language when she gets
down 10 the foundation.
DE Lesseps is once more going to
Panama He is. doubtless, startled by the
recent assertion Of Sir William Thomson
that the sun will be too cold TO warm the
earth Ia 10000 900 years. aud feels that he
must hasten the work on his canal
You cant fight here" said Officer
Daily, as be came upon two men who were
wrapglins 90 Clinton street the other day.
"Who wants tor boldly demanded one Of
this twain. You seem to, " No, don't;
I'm simply getting mad now so as 10 lick |
this TELLER when he comes out into the
country"
When Hobbs returned TO his country |
home after his brief visit TO the metropo-
lis, he was asked II he saw many strange
things 10 the city. oval, replied Hobbs,
II dunno. ! seen lot er Gurus things,
hats fact; but guess. by the way them
city folks stared at me- that l was ~
big curiosity as there was in the hull
city"
I'VE don't have such sermons - they
had when the apostles, preached" said
Mr.. Nesergo. ''No," replied the psrson,
''and We don't have the congregations -
the apostles bad, either. Paul might have
preached 10 my congregation for six weels
aud then they'd he two months behind
With his salary.
--fe-I beg your pardon, Miss, but l
den / admire your last name She Good
heavens. man, haven't done everything
10 my power 10 change ilY Must knock
q man dosn with club
--"Mr. smithers. how can you sleepi
the sun has been up these two hours"
well. what IL be hasy" said Smithen."
'he goes TO bed At dark, while I'm up till
after midnight"
forbade, didni see you with Miss
Irosn Al the concert last night" mo,
Percy, In no, calling on her any more.
| cant nu,il she reirscis what she said the
other night "Ah what did she say"
well. she said needn't call any more.
Espoitrr--i have inst brought in
losely theatrical scandal fail Of revolving
details Editor Good Run il leseed.
bead IL. Too sicsening for Publication,
aud give distractions 10 the printers TO
run % 90.o 600 extra copies.
"A Louisville paper says "Shonld
seceie from England ard
Joan the Gated States. il vail be . big /
Ting ior u Newfoundland dogs wili 30
\ great blessing 70 The poor. As we'll
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