New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-06-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The IeV DE- Iulelt, VI NanutIDhJ thiNNlcA'J,
recently visited Mormon Sunday school while in
Salt Lake City. As he entered tho infant class
department a temporary teacher was saying: Well
boys where is your teacher1' They all replied
promptly in concert: "In the penitentlary.' Inc
teacher then asked, SIS he there for doing right or
for doing wrongl" All replied "For doing right"
Dr. TlIlet learned afterwsrd that the man in ques-
ton serving term for bigamy'
The theatres will soon be closed. VIII the ladies
tho siyt'f No; they viii wear low-crowned sailor
hats unH the amusement season opens. Then they
win pile Ossa PcilOn again IN arr angling their heaa
gear.-BO-tOn Courier.
A hospital for animals will soon be erecbu I'D
London and at the same time free dispensarfes VIII
opened where the horses, donleys, cats dogs aho
birds OF the poor he treated when H.
on future Fourtbs we will have elevated roads
and rousers, too. 1t is nelegant to say So out we
beg to assure THE TRIBUNE that Philadelphia Is
getting there with both feet Philadelphia Call
We arc quite willing TO overlook the possible In
elegance OF the expression in our JOY at the news
that Philadelphia is getting there. But why, in the
name Of benjamin Franklin, has 1t been so long In
getting there
Exacting.-At Socialist meeting In Paris-"Fe
low-ctiEcns my opponents assert that l am not o
materallst. / swear to you that was only married
by civil rite and that not one OF my six chldrep
That's not enough" cries an independent voter
"bcforo soliciting our franchises you must be pureo
The Swedes mt Chicago are going to erect In the
flower garden at Lincoln Park $4,000 monument
to Lime the famous bOtanist. preliminary meet
ing has already been held and tho organization neceS
sa1y viii loon DC under way. Messrs. Charles j.
Sundcn, Robert LndbOm and other rlch Swenes arc
leading in the matter The monument WI De the
NJ Mail. ''' ''D'''' u 'H' O''' "' ''''''
In reply to "The Boston HeraIds" statement that
In tho nag episode the President has shown himself
to be possessed OF a level head. "The Sprn sfcld
Union remarks that any President would have o
level head after the whole country had smashed down
on It.
A silly Questlon-Omaha whe-what has become
omaha Husband lie il still doing editorial work
hut he Is no longer able to hold pen and does all
DOCS DO dictate to his daughter his wifep
"To his daughter, OF conrse"-tOmaha World
Some years ago wealthy citizen Of Bahrenfeld' In
tho Duchy OF Iolstein, promised worthy married
nan Of that town that he would give house to the name
twelfth child II he should have that many In due
time Number II arrived, and the proud father asked
the wealthy citizen make good his promise This he
refused to do saving that tho whole thing was
ioke Tho father then went to law about II, and al
though the promise only verbal ono. the court
not only decided in favor OF Number II, but author
lied tho plaintiff to choose whichever ono of the do
fendant's houses he liked best.
Morc Unjust Observation-Disclosures Giri-oht
Chicago Clrl-what's the matteri
THAT man winked at me-"
"That handsome man over thereP
Eyes; the bruto." ar ,,,,.
"Bruto ] should say he was brute. He dunt
even look at me"-tOmaha World
Speaking of prohibition in Atlanta. Ca. the Rev
W. l. Tarplcy. OF that city, says: al know the law
does prohibit From what can SEQ by close oOser-
vaton in Of the localities noted for drunken
ness before prohibition, havo reached the conclusion
that other laws are frequently violated us the law
forbddng tho sale Of intoIcants. firmly believe
that nine tenths Of tho liquor drank in Atlanta Is
purchased outside the city limits and outside the
limits OF the county"
here Mr. SgrashcHTse, dO1t you RnoT that hat
clearly ssaGhsd by the & 1SSd Then sh %nS
didn't YOU vote with tho rest Of tho jury 10 hang
him You stood out for @s , eYe d "f do ant
Intend to countcnance crime OF compromise WIN IL,
am pr9hDonli you can't prohibit % nnthirc
saw saw YHI"|(treat Fails lMontj Tribune.
uo was Dsapponted-IIo,e olcrk-well, how do
Hotel Clerk-Too slow McrcIfuI heavens, what
''U Western Guest-A lynching every ten minutes. ]
was Informed that this humping town. tell
you. stranger I'm disappointed. You Just want 10
West II you want to see civilization at us hcshV'
--CTld Bits.
Not long ago o wag changed the notice "Walt until
tho train stops" I'm OF the london Underground
railway. to "Wat until the rain stops" The next
day, which happened to be rainy day, French
gentleman got into the and read the notice, and
though surprised at IT, determined Loyalty to obey the
rules of tho road AT every station he asked porter
II lt was stl raining and receiving an affirmative
reply, went back to his seat And 1t was not until
after he had ridden beyond his destination that he
discovered his mistake. He now thinks a. little OF
English wit rs he does OF the English climate.
At the New-Yorlf Yacht Club, after an inspection
OF the models.
Visiting Engllshman doing the polite ~ well as
no knows how I'm response to lavish DISQUALIFICATION
Yankees aw not hawf bad felaws, dom cher know
nut what the dayvi do you build such iachaws cwaft
faw. hay 7" ,., -,
American Host VERY tred)-To eat Thistlcs, OF
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