The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-01-15
FULL OF FUN.

"A sole-stirring subject--A nail IL
,our shoe.-,Nerchant 1rare1er..
WHY is 2 boot-black like a bee? He
imnroves each shining hour.-San
francisco CaM.
Old Party-If had fifty cents and
gave it to you to get changed in order
70 oct a penny, what would be left:
Street ARABIAN old man.-7cras
SJtings.
He knows his nose. l know he
knows his nose. He said l knew he
knew his nose; and if he said he knew
knew he knew his nose, of course he
knows I know he knows his nose.
Negotiable pills." exclaimed an
nd LADY,. Don't talk to me of such
stuff. The best vegetable pill ever
made is an apple dumpling; for de.
stroving a gnawing in the stomach
there is nothing like it; it can ALWAYS
be relied on"
Here is the latest hotel paradox:
In looking for your apartment in a ho-
tel, the only thing you can 90 by is the
number of your room; and yet, if you
20 by the number of your room. you
will 90 into the wrong room.-M. 4.
MaL.
MARY Jane Berks.' "What,
ma'm?" "What be you a-doin'?'
'Eastin' pie. ma'am.' what be you
a-eatin' it withp" 'Knife." $50 you
be. Now, what have l told you about
eatin' pie with your knife, Mary Jane?
Take that pie up in your hand and eat
ii as YOU ought to!'-Boston Record.
Omaha Paterfamilias-It is re-
markable what a large number of doc
tors claim that diseases are transferred
by kissing. and Miss Ethcl-What
kind of doctors, pa? why, the allo-
pathic doctors" But, pa, you know
we're homeopaths .'-Omaha World.
She (cmphatically)-How kind of
nature to bestow on the blind the fac
tlty of distinguishing colors by the
sense of touch! He (philosophically)
Yes, but it's not altogether confined
to the sightless. In this hard world 4
fellow needn't be blind to feel blue
N Y, Graphic.
Professor Bascomb-It is exercise
that we need. We are too efieminate
as a people. We ride when we ought
to walk. Attentive patient--Well, doc
tor, no doubt You are right. But you
are not going up in the elevator. are
you2 why to be sure. You don't
think I'm such n fool rs to climb five
Of stairs ?"-Phladelphia cal.
The news editor prepared an article
in which lie said: ''Nlr. Dash is hopclessly
R'iore going to press Mr.. Dash
died, and a hasty alteration "a made
in the sentence to meet the new condi
ion Of affairs. When Mr.. Dash's
read in their paper that ''Mr.
Dash is hopelessly dead they were
naturally Standardization Transcript.
johnny and his elder sister made
Up the class, and Johnny had come to
on his sisters industry for his les
sons. Johnny, upon what does the
'arth revolver" asked the teacher. SAX
replied Johnny, scratching his
read to evoke an idea. Correct"
md as Johnny afterward explained it
o Il companion, he was ''the puzzledest
10Y in creation. Chicago Standard.
A stranger who was quietly look
NJ over water-power in " Western
ll|agc was sought out by the mayor,
Tho said: II hear you think of start
ig Il ~factoryP" Yes" LISA good ,
lace, and you'll find Our people all
Ight. We don't put on any great {
mount of style, nor don't aim to. .
a pair of suspenders l have worn
II over forty years though I'm worth
)o,OOo.' "Ah! Um"' muttered the
ranger, 'but it was a %suspender fac
'ly was thinking of locating here. -
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