The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-12-17
jay Gould's advice to boys is keep out

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Kidney, Liver aud Stomach Disorders
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T. D. Thomas
AS soon as you forget to pay man a
sum you owe him tell him so and he will
be satisfied. 1t is the putting off and put
ting off of such payments and not telling
the man you haye forgotten it that makes
him mad.
"A Georgia man who was engaged in
mailing up gate, was struck by lightning.
He is recovering, and the young lady's
beau continues to come every night, as
usual
The force of habit is alwaps strong. A
Baltimore Young man who was calling on
street car conductors daughter says that
the father wandered in at rather late hour
and opened the door, mechanically exclaim-
ed: "Sit close, pleaser
Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cure
willgive immediate relief. Price 10 cts,
90 cts and ST. Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehih
ton, and Biery Weissport.
While clergyman is all right he is a
minister or clerical gentleman in the news
papers. When he makes notable break
of any kind he is ,parson." In like
manner a gentleman becomes ''an individ-
al" and an esteemed contemporary develops
into "eheet.'
"A Washington correspondent writes to
New York paper about the Fresh Men
in Congress" We had supposed that the
colleges had all the freshmen.
AT a Restaurant: Irate Customer
Waiter, look here: This isnta beefsteak
it's paving stone, l call it. Waiter
hurries up and eourteously remarks
''Oh we thought we might safely offer it to
monsieor." How so? Because monsieur
has such splendid set of teeth.
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker Mouth.
Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and Bery
Weissport
As 'chuck," steak is to beef, so is con-
science to mantle toughest part.
The man who complains of free lunch
should 60 by the board.
Maud asks; ''How can l get white
hands?" Make bread, Maud.
1t Is seldom one gets off anything new,
but we noticed several people get off new
horse car the other day,
1t is rumered that the Interstate people
are now going to abolish the Rocky Noun
tain passes
For lame back, side or chest, use Shiloh's
Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents. Sold by
DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery, Weissports
Deaf old age is, after all, the hey
day of life.
--"What do you suppose Jay Goulc
crossed the ocean for?" Don't know
Ma lie he wanted to see now the water wa'
holding out.
Are you made miserable by Indigestion
Consultation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite
Yellow Skiu2 Shilohs Vitilizer is positiy,
cure. Sold by DR.. Horn, Lehighton, anC
Biery, Weissport.
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A Select affair-a first-class oystet
stew.
The marine wreckord this year is grow
ing.
"A well-wished is one who invests in OF
territory.
"A good motto for dime museum
"Wonders will never cease
-Kllrain and Smith are soon to igh
sympathy should be extended to the victor
, He is the fellow sullivan intends t,
lick.
The members of the Fishery Commis
sion seem to have met on porpolse TO Coz
one another.
A man sometimes ,oses his balance OF
an orange peeling ON the pavement, an,
sometimes he loses Il In a saying bank.
"A Wedding celebrated in Protest an
church. aud afterwards in Catholic churcl
makes il rather rechurchY affair.
The old,fashi0ned horse pistol wa
doubtless so called, not because Il was car
led by troopers so much as that Il kicked
= like horse.
Sunset Cox Is supposed IA know grea
deal about Turkey, but he can't teach thI
country anything Al this season Of the yeal