New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-03-25
TIL TALK or TIE DAY.

When n Dakota minister gives out a notice or some
church meeting no adds to the traditional formula
(. God willing" the words "and blizzard not pre-
venting"
man working in lumber camp near Florence
Wis falls into trance about O'Clock every satur
day night and holds imaginary conversations with
wona. m Green Bay. whom he ,ays has bewltched
him lie frequently talks to her half the night re-
pcaEg her replies for the benefit of his comparisons
william Bad. u wealthy of Melbourne. Aus
trala spends half OF his income every year in releV
ing the needs Of deserving people. Good for Bad.
An old Albanian. who discovered tho Birmingham
away back before tho war; took some specimens Oh
n To New Urk and display ell them 70 Fetcr Cooper
ALBANIAN proudly IL don't believe it," replied Mr.
Hewitt the present Mayor. who was standing by in
r9 PPel the discoveTer Of ore aBccasc you
cam said Mr.. Hewitt who was younger and little
o"t Won do il There's money in every ounce Of it
| louisville Courier Journal
Some one Ia. described the ideal wife a woman
who before marriage, determines to spend her lie IN
obcying tho wishes of her husband but who takes
care at tho Same time to marry a man WHO mas no
wishes worth speaking Of
"That fellow cali, himself soldier. and he never
smolt powder said Jones to smith.
"Nover smelt powder, chr
al think you're wrong. I him kissing So
ciety girl the other night III Boston Courier
Cock-Gghting is the national pastimo in Mexico, but
as rule IL ls Only lndulseu III on cuhuhys anu io'S'S
Of obligation
John Blizzard of Tennessee wants a postoilcc, and
his friends declare that If he docs not get one be VIII
DO cold to tho Administration.
March Is vertable month OF birthdays among
kings and rulers. The Emperor OF Germany was
nlnety Tuesday, the Car of Russia concluded his
lust fifty and the King Of Italy celebrated his forty
third birthday on the 14th. having been born on hi,
the King OF wurtembcrgs March 10 and mat OF the
Empress Of Brazil March 14.-tSt. Louis Globe Demo
crat.
Some years ago a Dakota man sold his wife for
$1,000 With this money starter he made for
tune and he cynlcally declares that he owes all
his good fortune to his wifo.
Satan SAN q Japanese woman, is the first Of hcr
sex to enter journalism I'm that country. Her front
name would be more at home as new apprentice IN
tho IOSng roOm though IN this country we speak
plainly and call EN- " DEVIL Norr,Ntown Htiail
Hero Is golden opportunity for the person who
has n passion for getting up statistics. Let him
figure out how many glasses of commemorative beer
were drunk throughout the German Empire on tho
Emporor's birthday.
"Isn't that the gentleman who paid our faro and
was so polite tho other nighti' she asked IN whs-
saYcs.p
"And why does he treat us coo.ly tO-nght9"
"ilush. lilo has his reasons. That's his wife
with him Detroit Free Press
There is young woman in niota who is success
fully working lGO-acre farm and she declares that
she could work one twice IA large If the men who
want to marry her would stop bothering her.
Tho Cat Direct. Omaha Girl suppose YOU know
the Blanks who moved into your scctsn some years
agoi -
family any more.
"iOu dontP - .
"No, inaecdi Tho last time my rather met Mr.
wasn't Mr.. Blank surprised -. o,ru,.,
bowie. ~ Omaha World.