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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14
IN A HIGH PRICED RESTAURANT.
A Nervous Farmer Wrestles with n Bill
OF Fare-A Big Mistake.

OF Fare-A Big Mistake.
A farmer, racked between the serene con-
viction that he belonged to the only class of
people that has any real right to live and the
uncomfortable realization that he was in a
place where he did not know what to do or
how to do it, wandered into the highest priced
restaurant in Kansas City at noon the other
day. A waiter deftly seated him before he
had decided whether or not to take off his
overcoat. A bill of fare was laid before him,
and he pondered it with the expression his
face would probably have worn If he had
been given ten lines of Greek to translate
with the alternative of decapitation in case
of failure. He glanced sidewise at real es-
tate man who was waiting for his luncheon,
but found no relief in the impassive counte-
nance of his table companion. Then he
looked upward covertly and found the waiter
regarding him with stony stare. The most
utterly miserable man in Kansas City at that
moment was the ruralist, although he deter
minedly refused to lose sight of his convic-
ton that he was the salt of the earth, while
real estate men and restaurant walters were
q very inferior sort of condiment. He FUN
bled the bill of fare in hopeless confusion.
Then he cleared his throat and said to the
impending waiter:
II guess you can gimme some corn beef an
cabbige"
"Corn beef an cabbage" echoed the waiter,
with no change of countenance. "All right,
SIR"
ously, as his eye caught a familiar line ON the
card, gimme salt mackerel instead O. the
corn beef an cabbige."
Gel I'll -sc1k - he
waiter.
rapidly gaining confidence in himself as he
noticed the walters obsequiousness. Then,
with something of a domineering tone, he
added: "Don't be in SO much Of a hurry.
Bring me a line O. vegetables with the mack
erel, O. course"
@What vegetables will you have, STRIP asked
the waiter.
."Why, vegetables for q meal, O. course.
Bone 'sparagus an some corn an some let's,
an some string beans, an'-got any new
potatoesl"
ayes, SIR"
"Some new potatoes an some green peas
an some onions an some cabbige an all O.
things that goes to make up NEAL" said the
diner, with mental visions Of the infinitesimal
quantities of "side dishes" that he had en-
countered in a regular dinner twenty five
cents" house somewhere.
GAN right, sir" said the imperturbable
waiter with a reassuring drawl of the "all."
After waiting several minutes, during
which the ruralist relapsed into his uncom-
Portable self-conscious condition, the waiter
arrived with the order The diners eyes
bulged with establishment when he saw half
the table covered with huge plates bearing
the items of his dinner. After staring hope
lessly for a minute he began to eat, over
whelRed by the conviction that there had
been gigantic mistake somewhere. When
he had finished, provender for an ordinary
family remained untouched. The waiter
slipped check under the edge of his plate
and the wretched man took it up clandestinely
and looked at the amount of his bill. 1t was
in the neighborhood of $2.5O-Kansas City
Star.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14
PIE ALLEY IN BOSTON.
Peculiarities of It's Social Life-Deposits
Received in Exchange for Meals.

PecuIiarities of It's Social Life-Deposits
Received in Exchange for Meals.
l said something, some time since, about
Pie alley, a strange way leading from Wash
ington street to Williams court, where news
boys and bootblacks largely congregate, but
it appears that some characteristics OF that
old thoroughfare escaped me, and as
veracious historian feel bound to complete
the record. One popularity of social life in
Pie alley is the exchange of books, which
takes place here with something of the regu-
larity attending the transfer of securities at
the stock exchange. About l o'clock it is in
order for any urchin who has completed the
perusal of one of these blood curdling
romances, which make up the Literature of
street gamins, to offer it in barter for any
tale that he has not read.
The merchantable value of the soiled
and ragged paper covered fiction is less re-
garded than the merit Of the tale A story
which reeks with gore, abounds in hair
breadth escapes and is generally to the liking
Of these exacting readers, commands ready
exchange, and is easily disposed of for an
other of its kind; there is constant reference
to the testimony of those who have read the
book, and opinions are delivered with all ell
gaging frankness which is in its way the
ideal of literary criticism. The whole is
like a delicious satire upon the literary tastes
of the town, and is most amusing thing to
witness.
Another popularity of Pie alley is the GUS
tom that obtains in the restaurants of receiv-
ing do .)osits in exchange for meals. The
prices for food are not large when measured
by the standards of opulence, but not infre-
quently it happens that gamin has neither
money, postage stamps nor horse car tickets
wherewith to pay his scott. In such case
the obliging proprietors are willing to receive
knives, marbles, OF any of the innumerable
trif1es which so naturally accumulate i'll the
pockets of boys that they almost seem to grow
there. These things are sometimes redeemed
when increase of pecuniary resources allows
the customer who has put them in pawn to
pay his original liability; quite as often they
become in the end the property of the restau-
rant. The whole business is conducted with as
much good faith as attends the transfer of
real estate; and the practice is great con-
venience to the street Arabs. AS to the
caterers of Pie alley, it is to be inferred that
they know how to make their account out Of
the trade.-Boston Cor. Providence Journal
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14
The following of Paper.

Professor julius Wiesmer has conducted an
investigation on the reasons why paper be-
comes yellow on standing exposed to t. Q
light. He shows that the following of woo
pulp paper is an oxidation process caused y
II hit, and that moisture aids it very mucl.
Ii the paper pulp is entirely free from mat
tiers other than cellulose, the following will
not take place.-Chicago Times.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14

"Glad to see you up so early" said the
young lady boarder in the country as she en-
countered the hired man while taking her
spring time morning walk and then added
THE early bird catches the early worm, you
knows" and to her utter confusion, the limo
cent and unsuspecting granger made reply:
sLaws, marin, didn't know they We're catch
ingp-Charleston Enterprise.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14
Phase of Modern journalism.

One of the most curious phases of modern
journalism is the utter obliteration that fol-
lows few days or weeks rafting storm of
comment on one special topic or event. Moth
ing else is spoken or written about but this
happy or unhappy incident. 1t may be muir
der, damning new play, the beauty of a
woman, Parnell letter or a gentlemanly(D
prize fight, and then comes silence that
rivals the unresponsiveness of the tomb
Boston Herald.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14
No Strength of Will.

De Baggs-So, SO; Van Chump is dead, is
he?
De Kaggs-You knew him wella
81 remember him as a man of good charac-
ter and a very strong will"
"Must be some mistake about that. The
lawyers got at his will the other day ard
broke it like a toothpick. philadelphia
Call
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14
One of tl.e Sights.

One Of the sights of the st. Augustine, Fla,
fire was man going along with bucket of
water, and putting out the sparks that fell on
the sidewalk; about teaspoonful of water to
the spark, and stopping tosee each one go out
before he went to the next
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14

Patrick Kearney, the officer who arrested
Guiteau after he shot Garfield, has recently
been put on the retired list, and will hereafter
receive a handsome pension as long as he
lives
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1887-10-14

Coaching is no longer the proper thing in
England.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
LAWPS Melville.

LAwRENCEvIIIE. April 36.-The three
year-Old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. J. A.
Dredge. living at 372 west North street
Springfield. died Saturday night OF lung
trouble. The funeral occurred here Monday
morning. &. . There was large attendance
at the jacksonville Sunday school last sun
day. Everything passed of quietly. Three
members ot the township board OF e,iuca-
ton were present. Mr.. \. q. l.ittler has
started grocery since he has become a
victim of democracy and reform. IL lie had
been in the rebel army would he have had
the pOstOflice taken from him? We Won
der. The officers for Sunday school
were appointed last Sunday at Simms chap
el. but where are the scholars There used
To be a large and fiOurlshing school there
when the scholars were allowed 10 elect
their officers. The township trustees have
levied a half-mill tax for road purposes this
season. . Apples. pears and cherries are
still safe . Mr.. f.. V. Circle teaches the
district school here next winter. and Mr.. A.
J. Circle the Jacksonville school. Mr..
Nathan Griest cut part of one thumb OF
last Friday with a hatchet while cutting a
piece of timber. II was accidentally done.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
THE DOCTOR OF AIcANTARa."

.. .,.
-, r. -,
OF the production Of the doctor OF Al
cantara," Julius Eichberg's charming little
comic opera- which was given at the Grand
for. b,,s. ,.., nipbt bv ,ma,sur aud
chieny h"ai 'aieh'' 'iiiS ih''''' IL !" o~ sa'"'
Ii was by longest ODDS the oest amateur
performance ever given in Springfield. and
ma, onIy sunk ALL previous local entertain
lots into ohscpri,v hut cam. crsditabIv
"'' -, :,
ci"se W N'e io''i w ''s
production oi opera III 'his city. ihose
who are unacquainted with music, in a
practjcaI WAY, can have no conception of
the difficulty and magnitude of the under
taking which the company so smoothly,
even brilliantly. executed last night. Ii
Was simpIy remarkable. and the perform
ance was n most agreeable surprise to the
audience.
The music of the opera is light, but of a
very bright and taking character. and some
of the numbers are of much intrinsic mu-
sjcaI merit The piece was put on guite
handsomely. the one stage setting being
yery effective. Mrs. John II. Driscol as
..UonnR Iucrptia made the best of her
modest vocal abilities, and was very regal
and oueenIy on the stage. Her marked
personal beauty has seldom had so good an
opport,nity OF asserting Itself. Miss Esther
Simnson As ..Isabella.n looked and sang
her wav into eyerybody's hearts and made
a nron0unced hit. Her .solo in the second
act WAS epcored with enthusiasm. and all
her numbers were wonderfully we'll done.
Her thorough self-possessjon added not A
I;t,le to the success of her part. Miss Anna
Pice Of Iogapsport, Ind. took the part of
..Jnez" on four days' notice. and acted and
Spny 1, with almost professional smooth-
ness Her singing was very good and her
S,sga business beyond reproaeh. Mr.. Ell
Wehher of Uav,on. sung the tenor mar. of
carries the lover. in way that gave
the hest Of satisfaction. but his acting
might have heen improyed. MIR Frank
Protberors ..Don Pomposo- rose into inme-
dia,e distinction from the admirable man
ner in which the solo i'm the frs. act was
snng Mr., Carl X, Mower created the part
~ ..Ra,thazaP ont of little ar nothing and
bis comedy touches were very taking His
mata-un was excellent. N.ssrs. F. &.
Middleton and Frstk Prothero scored a hit
in their song As p0rters. and Mr.. l.. NJ
U.rri. was an exrelIant ..nnc,or paracelus -
His ouain, ways as the cruSty old physi
Ola, found instant favor and he assisted
very largely in making the programme n
90. Too much praise cannot be bestowed
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
THE M'NAllY SALE.
Forty-five More Lots Sold. Making Ninety
one In All. Agxregating Nearly $4,000.

The boom on the McNally lots, begun
Monday. continued yesterday, and forty
tve more lots were knocked down at a
slightly reduced average price. the lots not
being quite so well located. The forty..slx
soli Monday aggregated 50, 80. averaging
sell each. The forty five sold Tuesday
brought g. Sa6. an average Of SIS each.
This afternoon Foley n Hayward are SELL
ing the Red Mems building at Lagonda,
and expect to stop and sell nine lots in the
McNally plat. This will make total of
one hundred lots disposed of, and leaves
fifty for future sale. Following are the
salaS in d,.tail
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
GULLIBILITY.

The wild phantoms and shrieking cries
of worthless humbug can make money by
imposing upon the credulity and ignorance
of an honest public. and the supply of this
species of work seems more than an ade-
quate demand. The enunciation of facts
facts that have stood crucial tests-fac;S
proven by brain force and tangible evil
dence, should satisfy all laudable enter
priseS; but the eXecrable practice of teach
ing false ideas and doctrines for self-aggran-
dizement is truly reprehensihle and should
be scorned by all classes.
When one house tells you that lodide Of
Potash is poison simply because their up-
poaeniS use it, and because they are pan
iering to your ignorance, as they suppose,
you should look upon all such As arrant
frauds and their remedies as unworthy
public confidence. and if those who make
such assertions do not know better. they
are a set of uupuViahIe iynOramusps
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
REPUBLIC BUILDING,
WEDNESDAY GvEnlae. ARM a.. issI.
OUR HIeH WATER MARK:


Mr.. Phnneas p. Mast is Q man who has
long been honored and loved by the people
of Springfield. He is . millionaire; he
earned his money honestly and he is put
ting his surplus where ii will do great
deal of good. He invested about $50, 900
in ST. Paul church: he furnished the larger
portion of the money used in the erection
of Grace chapel; he has invested largely In
the Ohio Wesleyan university. At Delaware,
and he has now subscribed $4,000 for q
new NJ. Z. church, which is to be built in
the southeastern part of the city. All hon91
Ia Mr. p. p. Mast IN
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
DOCTORS AT HOT SPRINGS.

Hot Springs failed entirely to cure me of
several terrible, indolent running ulcers on
my legs, with which / had been troubled
for many years. Several doctors also at
tempted 10 cure me but failed. have used
only few bottles of b. b. b. Imade at
Atlanta Ca, and the effect has been truly
magical. as they have all healed and | am
red. Ii is worth all medicines made for
purifying the blood. This wonderfully quick
cure has been effected after everything else
had failed. Ieur medicine is a daisy. and
has done the business for me. have lived
here twenty-five years. My general health
is also improving. appetite and digestion
good. | sleep soundly and never felt bet
ter. Doctors told me that could not be
cured, but Il. b. B. has cured me.
Ii is decidedly the quickest, best and
cheapest blood purifier ever used. 1t is
ahead of all Others. As to MY case and its
cure refer to every merchant or profess
seSsiOnal man of Pine Bluff.
A. IL. NORRIS, Gotten Buyer.
- ~, ~
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
Things Worth Know wing.

That dyspepsia comes from torpid liver
and costiveneSS.
That You cannot digest your food well un-
less your bowels and liver act properly.
That your bowels require thorough cleans
ing when they do not do their duty by your
digestion.
That your torpid liver needs stimulating
in order that it may act as nature intended
il should.
That BgASDEETH'S Pills taken in doses
of one OF two at night for, say, ten days.
will regulate the bowels. stimulate the
liver. improve the digestion and drive
away dyspepsia.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
Alice Warder AT the Grand.

We take pleasure in announcing the ap-
plished srtiste. who will make her first
visit to this city on Friday, April 10Th, in
the RiruI artists at the Grand. Miss
Warder will be- supported by an excellent
company and will play the leacing role of
''Oella" in this beautiful play by r. j. God
frey. The scenes are laid in Havana, time
/ 766. Seats are now on sale at Harris's
Cigar store.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

OSBORN, April 56.-Mr. III. II. Harnish
left for Indiana last Monday for the pur-
pose Of buying some line driving horses.
e.. Mr.. Abram Kaufman leaves for Col
umbia, Pa. today Thursday to visit his
many friends. .Rumor has il that Dr. G.
\. Herr has sold his dental fixtures and
practice Ia his brother. Dr. A. Herr. of
Rochester. Mich. who will conduct the
business at the old dental parlorS. =. 4.
Herr is a partner of the Schawer n Herr
Rake Co. which demands his personal time
and attention. This firm has already re-
ceved more orders than il can furnish.
This speaks well for the new enterprise
Our best wishes are with this new firm.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

All who desire full information about
the above cause and cure of Blood PoiSons.
Scrofula and Scrofulous Swellings, Ulcers,
Sores. rheumatism, Kidney Complaints.
Catarrh. etc, can secure by mail, free, a
copy of oar S2-page Illustrated Book of
Wonders. filed with the most wonderful
and startling proof ever before known.
Address, BLOOD BALM CO.,
Atlanta ia.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

Seventy thousand republicans are yet in
federal offices. They constitute .0,00O
reasons why the old-fashioned democrats
will not support Cleveland for renomina-
tinv
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The Rev Henry Tuckley. Of st. Paul u.
+ church in this city, has been called To
Providence. Rhode Island. This is the
result of his increasing fame as preacher,
an author and Christian gentleman. His
work here has been phenomenal and Spring
field will par, with him with great regret and
real sorrow. Ii will be long time before
st. Paul can fill his place.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
typographical Union. Attention.

A special meeting of No. III is hereby
called for $50 this Wednesday, evening.
April -, at the usual place of meeting. Ia
make arrangements In regard TO the funeral
of Bro. f. {. Jones. A full attendance is
urgently requested.
JOHN W. 0sBoN.
Vice President
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

As Cincinnati is the virtual center of the
population of the United States why should
not the population center there wAen 1t
holds its national conventions? Especially
a the Music Hall is the best and most con
yenient convention hall in America?
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
CANUEROUS ULCERS CUnED.

have been taking Botanic Blood Balm
(B. B. b.. and am about well of an ulcer
had upon my nose for six years. said by
all to he cancer. refer to Postmaster
Renfroe, of Atlanta. G.. r. kELLAM.
Wrightsville, Ga, May 5. 1856
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
May Adams Brri-squ" Company Tonight
nj the Ora 0d.

The May Adams Burieslue and Speciality
company arrived this morning and will be
at the Grand this evening and tomorrow
evening. This company have been playing
TO full houses everywhere as the show is a
clean bill of fun and sure To please all.
Some of the best variety teams in the pro-
fession are with the company. Secure
your seats at Harris's cigar store.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The selling of the $50, 900 in market
house bonds al sI1. 900 premium reduces
the interest from A. to about 394 per cent
and makes them the lowest bonds ever
floated in Ohio aside from state bonds.
This speaks well tor Springheld's credit
abroad
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

Cincinnati is solving the cheap fuel
problem and we may rest assured that
Springfield will not lag along in her rear.
She will be in the van of the cheap fuel
procession, and she will either get there by
ntr wits OF hN main strength.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The Charleston Ne,rs aud Courier says
that both sides were right in tine la wzr
The Ne,rs and Courier is half right.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The Chicago Herald formu!ates grea,
modern political fact Is follows: 'GiOod
candidates or certain defeat" Men OF all
parties should nail that up in a conspicu-
ous place in their minds.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

Ladies, They are simply immense. !
mean those new spring styles of straw hats
at Mrs. A. c. Kings millinery pariors. at "A
South Limestone street. Next 10 Murphy
RrnS
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The Paulding county rebellion has sub
sided. Ii was so soon done for that people
wonder what il was begun for.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The Calhoun monument was unveiled al
Charleston Tuesday, with appropriate eere-
mnuias
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The Canadians themselves are now going
to try to twist the tail Of the British lion.
Is the unfortunate beast to have no rest
at ALL .
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The veteran .'boys in blue" seern to be
about as young as they were q quarter of q
century ago. They are Of the kind of men
who never grow old.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

Mark Twain's new definition of a circle
meets the demands of the age. tie says II
is "a round straight line with hole in the
middle" Let the scientists beat that If
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The Clevelands beat the Louisyilies Tues
day-6 to4. They are Ohio men,
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

Earl Spencer does not believe that there
is any connection between the ParnelIites
and outrases in Ireland.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
v isitor>.

Don't buy shoes before you go 10 the
popular new shoe store, No. east Main
street
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

DIR. Van Norman will return from Cali
fornis Wednesday evening. April a.th, and
will be at his Office Thursday morning.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

Ladies' pebble goat and kid shoes with
worked button-holes, only ?5c, at Rouse II
ParSOnS'S
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27
Best in the World.

Working shoes for men. only soc per pair
al Rouse X ParSons'S
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

The world owes q living 70 everybody
who has earned it IL owes nothing to
loafers and bummers-
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

Mems seamless congress shoes only Sl.50
at Rouse x ParSons's
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-27

"Charge, Custer. charge" Of course
they'll charge, but not much for that
property If Fullerton's, May Sd. p. III.