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plosi0n OF acid instead o. gunpowdeT.
Il see you folks are talking a good deal
about Hon. C. c. Comstoek's liberal otfsr OF
land north Of the city for use as Fair
Grounds. the Exposition building and
Driving Park Association grounds. 1t Is
generous proposition. bat want 10 say one
word a3oul the mile treck they lalk 50
much about. DO you know that il would
cost tlOo,UUO 10 euiid mile track, Well.
that's the fact, anyway. And what's more,
when you get the mile track ouUI While II
would doubtless please the h0rsensn, IL
would take away just two 0-thiFds Of all the
fun FOR she average OF people who attend
oar annual Vest Michigan Fairs. | speak
for nine out of ten Of the country folks
when l say that they dom. want any mile
IN theirs. And one thing more, ii MIR.
Comstock : land ever IS accepted as a site
for the Fair Grounds. give the hotel men
IN Grand Rapids notice that most Of the
county and town people who live north Of
here would stop iE tents or other temporary
lodging places outside OF the city. because
after coming TOO far TO get into the city
then they would have TO pay another extra
fare 20 return 70 the Fair Grounds and so fos
every trip think that change from the
present Fair Grounds is necessary, how
ever, and favor the purchase of the Allen
Cheesebro farm, which Is located about
one and one-half miles south OF the city
limits. ! believe that We can sell the pres
ent grounds for nearly enough TO pay Tor
the Chessebro place. sr d there is no better
sits AD yw here" Tue speaker was James
Cox. Ihe efficient Secretary OF the West
Michigan Association, and = nan who al
WAYS has n weil-considered idea on every
subject. especially fair topics.