Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-01-11
THEY ARE "ExcEEplNG ILL"
what an Ogden Writer Has to say
the Dying Party.

Good morrow, con-" says Hero to
Beatrice, in Shakespeares "Much Ado
About Nothing" And sweet Beatrice
replies as follows: GOOD morrow, sweet
Hero. 'Tis almost > o'clock, cousin it is
time you were ready, By my troth, |
am exceeding ill.,"
Just so, Mr.. Editor. Your Liberal
friends in Ogden have been thinking for
quite Il while that it was time the
Peoples party We're ready to receive the
castigation OF an utter rout and defeat
which they so amply deserve for their
maladministration for twenty or thirty
years past. Will all the beattude OF
the sanity system wipe out Beatrice's
avowal that she is Exceeding i'll p"
Or even her reiteration that "By my
troth, l am siCk?"
Let us comfort the Peoples party by
the advice OF Margaret, with Shake
speares Cor Lord Bacon's) recipe "Get
you some of this distilled Carduus Bene-
dictus, and lay it to your heart it is the
only thing for a qualm." This appears
to be homeopathic ptioD--like
cured by like, Satan expelled by Belize
bub The Peoples party do realize that
they are in Ndletudinarian condition.
Their Emphatic organs are in disorder,
there is great distress in the kidneys, the
heart is beating
WITH 4 PERTuRBlNG SENSATION,
And the brains-God bless them they
are all, all underground, especially in
Weber county, as the real brain of the
Stake Presidency, n. c. Flygare, is in
Sweden, Probably trying to translate the
beautiful epic Of the 'Fritjof's Saga" into
the Deseret alphabet
The brethren are disgruntled. They
are dissatisfied. They are dismayed, 50
to speak, They have met their Pharsa-
lus before they dared cross the Rubcon,
But historical accuracy is nothing to a
sect whose living head denied under oath
that he had more than one wife years
after he had married four But, let's
return to our sheep, as the FrenChman
says in English. "For a hawk, a horse
or husband !" The sisters will vote for
the latter, the brethren for the middle
and both for the hawk, even with a
SHAW" added.
| saw Mr.. Driver leave Monday night.
He went to California with Mrs. Driver
and the little baby.
"To lay aside life harming heayiness,
And entertain cheerful Disposition"
Far from the madding crowd he went.
Why? Because he knows that the Peo-
PIES party will have to yield again to the
behcsts and dictates OF few suckers on
the underground inspirationa oracle
teat. lie might use that Anglo-Saxon
head Of his own, and use it as a battering
ram. TO what good? to be bulTeted by
the
sQrlRMiNG AND sQuEAKNG MlNIoNs
OF an unholy autocracy. Hence, lac
withdrew from the contest lie has once
been Il Quiutiu- Curtus to save Rome
he doesn't want any more OF l.; neither
would any other sensible man.
The Peoples party are well organized
in bulk, but badly Differed in kind. 1t
takes Lester j. lIerrick to magnetic
the people-and he is far away, not only
geographically, but also THEORETICALLY.
1t takes organizers like Joseph Stanford
and he is barely recovering from the
wearing effects OF an illness brought on
him by the back-hearted ingratitude OF
a certain dynasty" in whose unhal.
lowed services he wasted part OF his man
hood and lost much OF his health.
directly and indirectly. Even Bishop
Stratlord, with the nine-tongued whip Of
his stalwart bulldozc eloqucncc is some.