New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-08

According to Mr.. Edmund Yates, Britons look upon
,,o cr. d,v,s Yacht race ~ "ha~cO." Would they
h, ,ancn thl, view II the other boat had been hfst
as tho finish
II Fau.d-It was raining hard and he stood under
tAe shelter Of Jclersonave. awning ana MA'oN Ga
un,n the right sort of a man came along Inc" AZ
XXI, was LAYING tor y.a old fellow " ~ That
umbrella wa stolen tom me three month, Az
"Che,tnnts! was the prompt reply.
"Dont YOU believe ne .- 49, l., ,iovtn q,
"non cirs Just fo sc i nf the " NEXT man Detroit
Free P.ess.
There are about $4,000 Hebrews in California ana
they are among tho desirable cthen' oil the State
OH on the Troubled Wa crs.- Road pounder-I'm no
ON this home made biscuit 1880, -,
Isdy."ttLe Lot.se IA cooking school graduate)-For
mercys sake! What do you mean h ,ha, po Iantzary
coffee YOU cey kicked up sea III my s'uIlnoh
,het I'm frari tn biscuit II ageeiNa'e lhlo n ~
cane an I'd Ike ter pIecaut a iltt!e Ou 10 pro
scrIbcd for storms, y Know, ianS'- A'u D''''
or the Massachusetts, Illlcratc minor law which
went Into effect on saturday last, superintendent
Cnrreau Of Boston says: ADO think the execution OF
Tho law will be hardship upon ultetst's y"
rho bill was carefully drawn and there are PROVISIONS
for relief In all Of minors over fourteen year.
o, age. To employ minor under fourteen years Vi
age who cannot real and write. except du4'hs mo
vacation Of tho public schools. thee Is penalty Oh
~
the Old law In cases OF minors fourteen years OF
age or over who cannot read write In the English
language the statute imposes penalty OK troin ~
10 400 for each offence. providing such minor since
reaching tho age OF fourteen has been resident OF
city or town wherein free evening schools arc HIh
talncd for tho period Of one yeaI."
Caught tie ldea.-omaha Man-oh, music Is all well
enough In IT, way, suppose, but never cared hr H.
Great Muslcan-That is because you do not uiidet.
stand Music, sir, Is the universal language Oh 'i''
emotions.
Have YOU never. sir, noticed the cranhly oeautui
chords of tie opening voun az a. church
on Now see what you mean Iho , "rsa n,s,
plays very slow and gloomy Ike, a. II he felt mat
way . r,,.
yc. yes wonder thought Of 1t before
LANGUAGE Of tho emotions OF course II IS. Ihats
why he plays folly when the services are all over aud
tle people going out."-(Omaha World.
Says Mr. j. $. Rutan OF Tennessee, who IA now In
Carlsbad: IL met here M American who has hVed
for long time In Russia, an Intelligent sentlom'h'
who says that oil production In the cars domihohs
10 som conr to astonlsh tho world He informs me har
contract has been made, backed by the kothseh'i"s
to ptpe the oil to the sea- and that when that Is 40
comnlished American oil Will no longer DO III 1'naha
ia Europe"
ara getting mighty smart now dlys, why, they We
got and things made 80 that they ca" so0
'''a aunmpSf replied old Mrs. Jones, 81 don't see
ANYTHING particularly smart In that. I've been mar
rled to YOU for thirty wears, but saw through YOU
I'm two weeks after the bridal
Mr. Jones rubbed his bald head FOR moment ana
thoughthilly resumed his reading -tBoston Courier
A lady from a country town in Vermont the other
lav visited tho studio OF artist In burlington, ana
before making any purchases instituted cireiu
inquiry a. to whether not his pictures were hahu
painted"
Like the Lihcs Of the field have always ahnliei
Young sniderly no * 50 trim and at. His clothes
always III him and he looks "a though he hai Just
emer ged from a bandDOx."
SWell. II won't DC long before he VIII look as sloveiAy
"a TIE rest of us"
"Why ~ ,
"ue was married Two weeks ago."-(Lincoln Journal