New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-13
CIAL DUNDhRS oBSART4r10NS


Sergeant" SAID Carl Dundcr a. he tip-tocd into
inc station house yesterday, IL pellet Ike to 20
PACK 10 Shorinany again.
What, tho m,ttcr Low ?"
YEA everything Was too fast uud too strange
oatr h'fr ior some old mans hk0 me. Dot lanhce
VIA Il queer ic"cr-a"IuI queer. Some mans como
I"to ~ place ca.cH day und yell on:
r III dpe! TWO era! 81 'oni COP, qucck! Ia
Ia co,d-pyc, Dundc. ,
/ nj Ii" tLTUN> down der none. guIs duwA dot
peer, md Was oil bcDio can say Snack Robinson.
t dan be liz doc IL shcrmany. socs nit place
Lit eAeiy pody' asa him aboudt his VITO und
~hiiIcn, nis nurSo und COW uud pig hi, health und
us ga den, und by und by s.. do"u ind say to dol
Haas, ma5ic you haf some pcer
'lc>, lIrrr Dunder'
'Mlypo It vhas goot pcerP
Nhci, try a gla-s
" He g'c- py tcs c'ilrr u'd IrIng' him oop und I
take sea- ud ilay soH.o >hrcLcr~ und drink lccc
md wall und drinh some NOR. uni walt. und by und
THAT'S too slow Mr. pundcr
Dots der Nhay all You Yankees say. How long
YOU pellet vhas getting nauicd, sergeant ~
scvcn days over the r,st of u.s."
"Tcc w'ck'! Why It yhas ten vars, und dot
yhas 600 souut II walt one more ar dOau marry
MIS- uundcr at all It yha' like dis, 1t takes Won
var to be introduced to dot girl. 1t takes Won var
Mayp' after hie an take her hand und say dot like
to be- married bui 1t vhas fife Var moro p"forc Sho
consents und ,has all ready
'Top slow for me-
"G'rd You VIA, f. sooch hurry dot you doan'
III cult half your da'S. dor prlngs me down 10
rcc,nc-s. shake Ia, ran AWAY some more
No"
lie goes last night We hat some fuss again.
shake via, to much Ike a Yankee, uud talk urd
talk To- lin und It vha~ goot. DO you know
sha,c fcols so pig dot he doan lac haf my clothes
oafcr for him any morc!'
d" Is that possible :"
"Dot Via, los n H. In der o,dt country wooden
shoes vhas all right for In iii, country shake
likes some fine CATERS. und Ia shines 'cm cop mit
liarklng Some oldt hat vhas goot enough for me-
ili shake he must 90 oult u,d pnv for tree
dollar. / laf some pants nit only two holes In cm.
DOM haf icn crrt- month shake comes 10 mo
almost rafrry da, und he i.rs half dollar or
-rrX .hnrS Ia der oldt country rllv SherkerS
nr pitch hor-"-hoNs. VI Shak' learns bow To PLAY
rocker urd illilr- nd lots Of cdl"r games una IL
rrrics YOUR hnir >ltnrd oop ~ hear him talk Of base
pru nd cri'cf IL calls me Old moSs-ia c1, und
.onch. und Yesterday make oop my mind TO put a
Sltor - lin.'
"T.ct him down cellar. eh :"
pof'- Was Ike 20 do | got dot Sfrap und fell
him To como al,ng. hut he SAYS vha' too fresh, una
h, VIM. coHo p'forr G't him. Sergeant
We'll Of"
"Maypc vhas wrong Maypc II vhas deterrent
in dl. rountrv Niaypr dot poy OF {" dav Was rot
lItc der ,ht lovs doan sllcop any all night und
dor oldi vomans She vhaS or, iny all der timo for
Sb.Lc md So II Won him. you may tell him 10
come pac' Tel him dot We try agar , II no doan
say VIA, 700 fresh und II he doan' tell mo 10 put
onp my dukes urd n hc d0an' keep talking about
ror.m shot. hot grounlcrS. sha kpoS und so on
go, ,n notc II all right und GIT along. Shllsf t"l hm
DOT Sergeant. md Won NAV Shentir hint 10 MN uot
II n, doan' do peter you Ieli'f h' vhih pc nuns %
n,tir'cr. Good pye, scrSeant-maypc WAS 100 oi''
FOR dis country