The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-10-28
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II you have steers to shed prepare to
shed them now.-Elchange.
New York City boasts Of forty Hebrews
with more than 81. 1000 each.
The Chief OF the London polica force
receives salary Of sl0.500 a year.
Department officials at Washington Gro
engaged upon their annual reports.
MGraciouep exclaimed Mrs. Fauxpas,
looking out on dark night, tits as black
as Fuse b!ua. "--Ju6ye.
The editor put on his hard.bolled shirt
and eceaor-tsiled coat and split the wind
for Dallas Tueuday.-Pilo! Point (Ttras)
Mirror. VI i
Deer are doing so much damsgo 10 the
crops in Grass Valley, CAL. that Indians
arc employed to guard the fields by night
and day.
An elk that weighed 800 pounds, droas.
ed, waa recently killed in Coos county,
Oregon. 1t was fifteen and half hands
high and eleven and a half feet lonS.
A Philadelphia grocer put areenic in
cracked eggs for tho purposs Of killing
rats, bu! bis boy sold the eggs, and now
his customers are making row about 1t.
Jonca-"Who isthatrough looking man
over thereT' Brown-"D,n't you know
him? Why, he moves In the highest cir
cles." Jones-"Who is he?' Brown.
Jenkins, the ballooniB!. -1M.Bit,.
In a Kansas town. Glass in history.
Teacherz"And what did Washington do
when he threw up his Notifications near
Boston7" Bright Boy-"He doomed the
town."-ArkansaW 1fapelcr. 3.
An exchange speaks Of "shs hustle Of
an arriving steamship" So long as marine
usage continues to designate slips by the
feminine gender something Of this sort
must be expected Burlington Free Pres
Successful photographing b.. tho light
from pistol fash Ia the latest of scien-
tifc achievements. A combination OF
gunpowder aud pulver:z ID magnesium
metal called "Photogenic POWDER yields
this remarkable result. ,$5gE'
The new Alnaden Railroad Of Nevada
paid 5000 for cherry tree that had to be
removed in building the road. Experts
proved that for years tho tree had yielded
cropu OF fruit which sold for sums equiva.
lent to the intcrest Of the amount claimed.
"There ars five gold dollarc," said old
Hearty to hio young grandson; zone for
each Of your birthdays. What more
could li!tls shaver like you wish?"
"Only that WAS as old ss you, grandpa"
replied the yourg tinancier. '.5 z.,s
III Pennsylvania town a man recently
went into drug store and aeked il they
kept "cousecIated lye." Tbs urbane clerk
replied that they did, aud after purchasing
the article, the man vent Oh his way, con.
tent that he had bought what his wife bad
sent for.
When two women who we're echool-
mates together meet after separation Of
five years, there Ia a likelihood Of sud
den iinSual lteshet, and the oYgsngsinde-
who should carry his instrument into
their neighborhoud expecting it's music 10
be heard would get LETT.
An ingenious gentleman who has no
fondneas for hard work is travelling through
Fulton county eelling 10 valuable prepaYa-
ton" warranted to poliHh tinware. It is
simply wood ashes which no bega at the
farmhouse along his route. All he does
is to sift 1t and put it in tin boxes.
A newly.invented car stove was drop.
ped from tho roof OF q eeveu story build.
ing in Chicsgo last week, alter roaring
fire had been built in it. The inside cylin.
ders Of the stove were shattered to pieces,
but the heavy boiler Don casing outside
was not broken, and no FIRE came out.
An Ohio preacher triedIto quote the
verse in Matthew about mot one lot or
tittle," and said "Not one Tot or little"
Then he saw that he had erred and tried
again. "Nos one jill or tottle," said he.
aud again stopped. But be would not
give up and began, "Not one tit or iottle ~
and then with red face he gave it up.
Tho Warren county (Pa.) Commission
era have discovered that hundreds OF
couples have bsen msrried, in the pssI
few years, in an old house on the north.
ern border Of the county, under the i'm.
preston that they were being married In
New'York, and .eeccping the liceneo law, |
They find the house is in Pennsylysnis,
and insist that oil the marrying ought to
be done over again, to give tho matches o
legal status. 72 81. Eas3SiiIe
Forty years ago the land where PORT
!nuui OiekOli aIauub WIS oWueU Dy I6SGrd, |
Overflow and Pettygroyo. They laid out |
town and then argued about name.
Pettygrove, who came from Portland, Me,
wanted to name it alter his native place,
Ogerton, who. WIS from the Hub, wanted
to call 1t Boston. They could not sgrse,
and 30 tossed cent to decide tho matter.
Pettygrovs won, and Portland, Oregon, be-.
gan it's existence. .-.{z ',si5ssA
A dog belonging TO Elmer Wheaton, Of
Clinton, Mich, has been taught that it Is |
his daily duly to drive the COWS down TO
the pasture in the morning and bring
them up a! night. The other afternoon,
on the first Of the recent dull, cloudy dsys,
hsmsde up bis mind at 2 o'clock that 1t
muat DO near shutdown, and hied hirlself
to tho pasture. The barnyard gate was
closed, but he made the entire herd lump
1t. and then reported at the house for
supper. = q (. IS, Il 4 !, 4 19.5l
4,5Fg Doctors Bills. BIZ Il,
Nearly all disonses originate from mac.
ton of the liver, and this especially the
case with chills and fever, intermitting ie.
yeIe. md nlalarial disasaas T'o eava Ijoc-