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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
Byron's Crave.

London Saturday Review
Although Hucknall Torkard stands
almost within the borders of Sherwood
Forest, and no great distance from the
'Dukeries," it is not in itself a very
lovely spot. 1t owes it's one attraction
to the possession of Byron's grave. The
poet was buried in the family vault mn
derneath the parish church, beside the
first Lord Byron and his six brothers,
all stout royaliStS in the great civil war.
Mrs. Byron, his mother, and his child,
Ada, Lady L0vlace, rest in the same
tomb; and over them is the simple
marble tablet which Lady Lovelace
caused to be placed to her fathers
memory. Many people will regret to
hear that by way of restoration the
part and rebuilt ON different plan, and
in such manner as to obliterate all
memorials of Byron, and cause even the
slab to tell falSehOod, as it will no
longer be over the vault. The object Of
this vandalism is not very plain. The
church is not a beautiful one, and
Thorough restoration" few years ago
failed to improve it; but it is in COM
plete repair. To lengthen the church
by pulling downJhe chancel and build
ing it some twenty feet further east; to
DuIlu tIdIlSepGS anu TdIS0 cloroSGOry Ill
the nave, will wholly transform it.
There will, literally, not be an old feat
ure left within or without. Yet such is
the scheme of the restoration" COM
mittee. Two alternative schemes
were before them; for the par
ishioners have outgrown the old accom-
mediation, and some years ago built
chapel of ease at the other end of the
town. 1t was open to them either to
build third church or to enlarge the
chapel, and they were further encour
aged to adopt one or the other of these
courses by an offer of 1000 from
neighboring clergyman. This offer they
reject, preferring to destroy the one OBJ
ject of interest in the place, and refus-
ing to follow the good example of such
parishes as st. Mary-le-Bone, Great
Stanmore and Rugeley-to mention only
few-where new churches have been
built without the unnecessary destruc-
ton of the older ones. This work has
not yet been commenced, and it is only
just possible that a protest may have
some effect, if not in the minds of the
restoration" committee, at least on
those of the providers of the funds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
A Budget Of Donts.

Boston Globe.
Don't gossip.
Don't be censorious.
Don't draw hasty differences, nor
jump at conclusions.
Don't be uncharitable.
Don't forget that the most of us live
in glass houses, and be rather careful,
therefore, not to throw stones, or even
pebbles, too freely.
Don't let one fault hide another's
many virtues.
Don't forget that it is often as bad to
repeat gossip as it is to originate it.
Don't mention names nor talk much
anyway in a bathing house.
Don't criticiSe the food at table.
Don't find fault with the beds, the
house, the proprietor, the walters, the
view, the roads, the weather and trifies
of that sort to fellow-boarders.
Don't mOnopoliZe the walters at table
OF the servants in general.
Don't help yourself twice to special
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can London. Their beauty is of so many
varied kinds, of so many shades and
gradatIons, that each one only enhances
the other, and that no one type is re-
peated sufficiently often to become
wearisome: This is perhaps the chiefest
charm OF English Women. They are all
to different from one another. In our own
country the mixed race, Saxon, Norman
and Dane, intermingled with countless
other strains from every nationality
under the sun, has produced SO varied a
programme that the eyes are never sati
ated ana the mind is never oppressed
by the SameneSs which in other cOun-
tries is apt to pail so fatally upon the
taste.
English women are as fair as lilies or
dark as Southern hours; they are slen-
der and graceful as the grasses of the
held OF they are massive and JunO-like
In their proportions; they have eyes
: and hair OF every shade under the sun,
and there is no similarity either in their
features or their figures. The cOnse-
guence is that, as rule, pretty Eng
llSh woman is not wont to consider her
self and her appearance as anything out
OF the ordinary way. If she is conscious
OF her beauty she knows also that
there are hundreds of other women who
not only are as beautiful as herself but
whose style of beauty may very possibly
Depreferred to her own; Ishe is seldom
jealous OF the good looks of herfellow-
women and she is scarcely ever over
weeningly vain of her own; she knows
that the men who flatter her to-day
will pay court to another to-mor-
row, and the homage she may have
gained in one ball room last night will
be transferred to somebody else who
may outshine her tonight in another.
This is why our London beauties are
seldom ungenerous to each other; they
understand that the mind of man is
tickle and prone to change above all
created things and the raven tresses are
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
Proposals for Draft Mules.
UNITED STATES INDIAN SERVICE.
CROW AGENCY. Mont. Sent 6 1857

UNITED STATES INDIAN SERVICE, I
Grow AGENCY. Mont, Sept 6, 1887.
Sealed proposals, endorsed Proposals Tor
~ Draft Mules and addressed to the under
signed, will be received at this agency until
2 O'Clock of Friday, Sept 80, 1887, for furn-
ishing for and delivering at the agency
twelve (12) Draft Mules
The animals are to be mare mules, from
five to six years old, about 1912 hands high,
weighing not less than l ,050 pounds; sound
and kind in every particular; well formed
and of good action, and well broken to har-
ness and work
The mules must be delivered at the Crow
Agency, Mont. Ter, on or before Oct 20,
1887.
The price per each animal must be stated.
CERTIFIED CHECKS.
Each bid must be accompanied by a certi-
fed check or draft upon some United States
depository, made payable to the undersigned,
for at least per cent of the amount of the
proposal. which check or draft will be for
feited to the United States in case any bidder
or bidders receiving an award shall fail to
promptly execute a contract with good and
sufficient sureties, otherwise to be returned
to the bidder
The right is reserved to reject any or all
bids, or any part of any bid if deemed for the
best interest of the service.
All information desired by any parties Can
be obtained by application in person at the
agency Office.
All proposals must be forwarded in quin-
duplicate.
HENRY E. WILLIAMSON,
252-2I2 q. s. Indian Agent.
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goodies at table till you find out whether

goodies at table till you find out whether
there is enough ''to go round"
Don't be forever scolding your children
in public, especially at table. Give them
private tutoring and lectures if they
need them, but spare others the spec
tacle.
Don't sing, talk and laugh loudly in
the halls or call from floor to floor.
Don't make every one listen to re-
citaI of your woes if you are ill.
Don't expect the general arrangements
of the house or of your fellow-boarders
to be modified to suit your caprice if
you happen to be an invalid.
Don't take yawping dogs, crying chill
dren nor pianos to clearinghouse.
Don't practice your music constantly
in a public house of any sort, especially
if the house is small.
Don't forget that rubbers, umbrellas,
newspapers, books, music and games
are not common property.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
lures.

writer III the Epoch. The first is the in
creased comforts and diminished eXpen-
ses of bachelor life; the second is the
over-wOrkship to which we have accus-
toned our women.
The number of clubs has increased
almost prop0rtiOnately with that of the
apartment houses. At his club the men,
Der finds an amount of comfort, often of
luxury, that only an enormously rich
man could furnish for himself. Here he
can dine or lunch at price which little
more than covers the cost of the prOyiS-
ions. Many of the clubs have sleeping
rooms over the public ones, and thus
offer exceptional advantages to baehe-
lOrS. 81
A single man. with an income OF from
$1,000 to 81, 000 year, can live well and
dress well. If properly started he can
have an unlimited amount of social
gayety, and an occasional bouquet or
bOubOnniere at Christmas is all the re-
turn he is expected to make for the in
Vulnerable inequalities received.
The daughters of wealthy, luxurious
parents enter into the competitive
struggle of lavishing thousands of dol
lars on balls and dinner parties because
they are imbued with the idea that
spending money is the "be-all and end
alp of existence. Their position de-
ponds on their not allowing themselves
to be out-dressed, 'Out-entertained' or
''out-gayetied" by any of their friends.
To be less sin evidence" is, in their
opinion, to sink in the social scale. To
marry and live in clearinghouse or
in cottage, far removed from the sa-
cred precintS of fashion, is humiliation.
No matter if it were to be for only a
few years, while the husband should be
making his fortune. such descent could
not be contemplated.
The society young lady wants to be-
gin her married life On the same scale
that her parents are ending theirs. Her
parents pet and indulge her in every
way, her bachelor friends adore her and
she receives almost as much worship as
did goddess in the days of Greece and
Rome. Very probably she is pretty,
highly educated, accomplished, bright
and attractive-a delightful partner for
a dance or a Irritation, and very likely
an excellent wife for an extremely rich
man. But ask her to come down from
her pedestal to be the helpmate of a
man of moderate means, to cut herself
loose from the acquaintance that can
only be kept up while she is wealthy,
to share in his struggles and to rise or
sink with him, and she will, most likely,
politely and firmly refuse.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
The Origin of Kissing.

Modern Society.
There is Scandinavian tradition to
the effect that kissing was first intro
duced into England by Rowena, the
beautiful daughter of Hengist. Again
in Cromwell's time, when the baniShed
CavendiSh visited French nobleman at
his own chrteau, the mistress of the
house, at the head of her maidens, thus
greeted him: "Forasmuch as We be an
Englishman, whose custom it is in your
country to kiss all the ladies and gentle
women and ladies without Offense, and,
although it be not so here in this realm,
will be so bold as to kiss you, and so
shall all my maidenS."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18

nave Deen secured lOI IctlCdu III
which the sufferers of a great city could
be treated than that occupied by the
substantially built granite structure
known as the Ramsey County hospital.
Then, too, the rooms or wards are so
arranged as to afford almost perfect VEN
tilation. and everywhere cleanliness was
the predominant feature. Llght-palnted
but substantial bedstedS were arranged
in rows in the rooms, some OF which con-
tanned but six comfortable Spring-mat-
treSSed touches, while in the largest
ward there are twenty OF these appll-
anceS
On the first floor of the building male
patients are accommodated. but the
usual complaint was made by the ply
Sician that they were too cramped and
that the building needed enlarging, for
which an appropriation OF S150,000 had
been made and Would soon be available.
A tour through the male wards dis
closed about thirty patients under treat
ment, the most serious of which was
man with cancer of the liver, whose
jaundiced face and tightly drawn skin
showed that his chances of recovery
We're very slim. ''And yet" said DR.. j.
c. Adams, who accompanied the GLOBE
representative, ''he is one of the most
sanguine patients in the hospital" On
an adjacent cot lay little brown-eyed,
rosy-cheeked boy, whose age the card
on his bed showed to be eleven years,
and he was being treated for hip dis
ease. The left leg was .incased in
stout box which held the diseased
limb in one position, the idea being
to draw the edges near the hip socket
and thus prevent suppuratiOn and
eventual loss of the member. 1t was
good thing for him that he was brought
in so soon, volunteered the doctor, for
we are going to cure him of his COM
plant, but if it had been allowed to re-
main year or two longer he would have
been hopelessly bedridden.
will l be able to play base ball?"
chirruped the youngster as he smiled
at the hopeful augury concerning him.
81 don't think there will be any
trouble on that score" was the reply.
and the young face assumed look of
resignation, this assurance seeming to
do him more good than dose of medi-
cine could have accomplished. A Swede
with his left leg boxed up in manner
similar to the boy was nOinted ont as a
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
Base Ball Logic.

Harpers Bazaar.
Old Heavywaite (severely)-I can't
understand how you find so much time
to devote to base ball.
Young Litewaite (gayly)-BecauSe
business is dull.
Old Heavywaite Gas beforehand
why is business dull?
Young Litewaite (refectively)-Be-
cause / have so much time to devote to
base ball,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18

An hour and half will Tot be too long,
Then put the ounce and apple into the
jar in alternate layers. The favor of
the ounce will so enterely penetrate
the apple that the one cannot be dis
tinguished from the other, and the sugar
necessary to preserve the ounce will be
sufficient for the apple.
OUNCES WITHOUT BOILING THE
SYRUP.
Weigh twelve ounces of sugar to every
pound of fruit. Boil the ounces in
water enough to cover them until they
are so soft that care is necessary not to
break them in taking them out. Drain
the pieces little as you take them
from the water, and put them into a lar
in alternate layers of sugar. Cover the
jar close as soon as it is filled and
paste a paper over the top. Quices
done in this way are very elegant and
about the color of oranges, and proba-
bly, will not need scalding to keep them
as long as you wish. If any tendency
to fermentation appears, as may be the
the. jar (f 1t is stOne) into a brick oven
after bread has been baked, and the
ounce will become beautiful light
red. 1t will keep almost any length OF
time and may become hard.
1t may be we'll to mention that in
damp houses none Of the fruits pre-
served without boiling keep as well as
those which are boiled.
PINEAPPLE JAM.
Crate sound. but ripe pineapple, and
to a pound put three-quarterS of pound
of loaf sugar. Make syrup and boil
the grated pinapple in it for fifteen
minutes.
GRAPE JAM
uro -,
through sieve, weigh the pulp thus
obtained and put pound of crushed
sugar to pound of pulp, boil it twenty
minutes, stirring it often. The COM
mon wild grape is much the best.
PINEAPPLE PRESERVES WITHOUT BOIL
ING.
Select large, fresh pineappleS. Pare
them With very sharp knife having a
thin blade, carefully remove the little
prickly eyes, slice the fruit round and
round about half an inch thick, weigh a
pound and One-Quarter of best granu-
lated sugar to pound of fruit and put
into a glass jar layer of sugar and a
layer of fruit until it is filed. Make the
have quantity left when the fruit is
all laid in. Cover the jar close and set
it in very cold place. 1t will keep per-
fectly and have the taste of freshly
sugared pineapples year afterward.
CRAB APPLE PRESERVES.
Weigh them, put them into water
enough to almost but not quite cover
them. Take them out when they have
boiled three or four minutes, and put
into the water as many pounds of sugar
as you have of fruit and boil it until it is
clear and set aside until cold. Skim it
and return the fruit to the kettle. Put
it again on the fire. The moment it
actually boils take it off. Lay the fruit
into the jar with care.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
A Glance at Winter Fashions.

n OIduCo at w inter faSniOnS.
New York Times.
Fashions in winter colors are deciding
their tints, and the great favOrite is to
be dark moss green trimmed with black.
Black braiding is placed either around
the extreme edge or jupe or in panels at
each side pointing up toward the waist.
OF course the black MORE vest is worn
as usual. Combination kid boots, wi h
green cloth tops, a lighter shade of
green stockings and tan Suede felt
hat and plume of a dainty green
capote of velvet or felt or both COM
bined. Another color more used for
house wear as demi-toilet or simple
visiting dress is the So-called bOiS de
rose, a soft, ruddy brown like the mel
low shading of the autumn leaf. Ligogne
and cashmere will be used in the color,
and plush of the same hue will serve to
make the trimming. A jacket or visite
of Slate-colored blue is likewise advo-
Gated, but either in silk or cashmere and
mixed with fancy plush.
Black is to be used to trim every
thing, and great comfort it will be to
small purses, for it allows black hat,
umbrella, gloves and boots, and does
away with countless accessories as ne
cesSities. Dark silk dresses are even
now yelled with black point d'esprit
and caught up with loops of black MORE
ribbons. COrSageS are cut V shape, very
low in the back, less so in front, but a
ruching of tulle reaches to the throat,
where high, stiff collar of black MORE
frames in the head most becomingly.
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LoNDoN's BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
Fair as Lilies and Dark as South
ern Houris--lnfinite Variety.

NGLISH women
are Justly and
deservedly dis
linguistic d f or
beauty. Accord
ing to a writer in
London Society
there is hardly
another nation in
Europe w h os e
capital can boast
of so many beau
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
An UniavorabIe Time.

brakes Travellers Magazine.
Are you Mr.. Smith," he asked of a
young man at the front door.
NO" was the reply, Il am just go
ing in to call on Miss Smith. Do you
want to see Mr.. Smith?"
Eyes, I've got the gas bill to collect"
''Whew" said the young man to him.
self, ashe backed away. 81 guess FL
postpone my call until another night. :"
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frequently preferred to gold. Because
her own dark eyes are paramount to-
day she does not forget that forget-me-
not blue ones may steal away her ador-
er's fancy tomorrow, so that she is per-
petually on her probation, as it were,
and ever ready to acknowledge the SUI
perior claims that her friends may pos
sess to admiration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
Queer Fancies of Those Who Are
4 just Lifting Life's Curtain.

HERE may be seen,
every morning about
$3.50, a little newsgirl
in the Broadway car
at Ninth street, her
arm full of papers and
the broken stump of a
cigarette between her
little red lips. She is
a sturdy little bare
footed thing, eight
years OLD, perhaps,
certainly not more,
blue-eyed and fiSXen-
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directly to her mothers room. With the
AID OF chair she placed herself on the
bed at her mothers side, when she
kissed the wan cheek and asked i'm low.
tender tones: Mamma, are you 'faid
to die?" The mother was startled by
the question, and hesitatingly asked:
who told you! Do they think"- mo
matter, dear mama, you needn't be 'faid
at all; hold my hand tight, like this;
shut YOU eyes close and I will stay by
you, and when you wake up adam you
will be where it is all light" The eyes
were closed as directed, the two hands
tightly clasped for q few minutes and
when the members of the family re-en-
tered the room the child looked up and
said: II helped dear mamma to die,
and she was not 'faid at ALL"
TACTICAL TRIUMPH.
London Bohemian.
There is clever lad in town who will
get his living in this world and no mis-
take. For playing truant maternal au-
thority cut off his supper. Casting one
fond look at the authoress of his exist
ence, he paused at the door to say:
Mother, l am going to die, and when
am no more wish the doctor to cut me
open and look at my stomach" The
maternal heart was filled with awful
fOrebodings and the maternal voice
asked what he meant. 81 wish it to be
KNOWN" he answered: ''that l died of
starvation" This was enough. The
little boy retired to his little bed gorged
to repletiOn.
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The Jeer Of a Sinner.
life.

Ll1e.
She-Do you think Mr.. Dusenberry
thorough Christian?
He-I guess so. He's always preach
ing what he doesn't practice.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
a rN-HyiSO.

Kentucky State journal.
"Will you love me, darling, then IS
now?" she said as she looked into his
eyes and nose with look of hashy love
and trust.
well, yes. providin' you don't git to
actin the darned fool and wantin' me
to be stayin' at home every night and
can cook Ike nv mother"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
WHY DON'T TINY MARRY?
A Shrewd Observer Answers the
Question by Drawing Two Pic
can

WO principal cau-
SEES have led to he
decline in matri-
mony among fash
ionable or would
be fashionable
circles in New
York. and toa less
though still to a
considerable de-
gree in some of
the other large
cities, says = a
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
FOR OYSTER EATERS.

:: Don't drown him deep in vinegar, !:
/: Or season him at ali. !:
/: Don't cover up his shiny form !:
!: With pepper like pail, !:
{: But gently lift him from his she'll !:
!: And firmly hold your breath. !:
:: Then with your eager tongue and teeth !:
/: just tickle him to death. !.
New York Evening Sun.
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PUTTING UP PRESERVES.

How the Dainties Are Prepared
For Table---Hints to House
keepers That Will Be Found
Most RenaficiaI
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A Long-Headed Man.
It'd Bits.

IIu Bus.
De Garmo-''So yyu're all alone, eh?''
Basom-"Yes, the old lady and the
girls have gone to the seashore."
De Garmo-'Wil they be there
long?"
Basom-''I hope not. l have very en-
couraging reports as to the possibility of
my becoming the father-in-law of a
French marquis. There is nothing like
having a good barber in the family"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
THE CITY HOSPITAL.
a Turn Through the City Hos
pital One Dreary, Rainy
Day Last Week.
Wan Faces on All Sides That
Spoke Of That Dread Mon
ster, Typhoid.
Faithful Attendants Who
Cheer the Sufferers During
the Long, Weary Days.
Place Where Cleanliness Helps
Invalids Rapidly Onward
Towards Recovery.

Ell ECT D, wan
faces greeted a
Gil ODE representa-
tive as he perambu-
lated the wards of
the county hospital,
corner of Richmond
andJefferson streets,
a few DAYS since, but
a remark from the
attending physician
gave a clue to the
mystery tn a t, in
nearly every case,
they were typhoid
patients. A better
location could not
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18

BOUT this time" as
the Old Farmers Al
.anac would say,
housewives should be-
gin to prepare those
pyramids of sweet
meats" or, in other
words, "should begin
to put up their pre-
serves. And w Ii a t
housewife is there who
does not take an es-
pecial pride in being
able to say that she has
put up her own pre-
serves, or "these are
some of my own put
ting np," when she is
presiding over the table
upon which rests a jar
of shining beauties,
smiling in the face of
her guest. And even
if this of itself were
not a pleasure sufficient
what housewife is
thara who hoe not
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-18
On a United States Man-ofW al

On a United States Man-Of- " ar.
The Judge.
Lieutenant-The lookout reports that
a coal barge is making for us to
Lieutenant Ommander-Double shot
the guns; run out torpedo net, and call
toquarters to repel boarders!
Lieut.-But she's loaded with coal for
our bunkers, sir.
L.-C.-Never mind, I'm not going to
take any chances.