The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1887-04-22
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-no.z--- xN%M are seriously meant
"a s~ Dy snem' ana are
O. - H.. l2 Iealiy revelatlons q
10 1A the crude ano i'm
ssEd1SI perfect Workings OF
sESf3 y the logical faculty
NH For the most part
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&C., IN tons from INSULT
.SIsS 9 w. ~ Gent premises.
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4, nue. loui-yeal-oia
>S1, zAxnd " wn'o. neasy
y - = 5yl|5& fall OF rain, solemn
~ TtkG. AaE lyinquired: "Who
G n A2H a. 9 turned it on p, The
'A' n idea was ludicrous
but was perfectly natural one to
child who was used to seeing water
flow only when it was turned on.
"a The ss,,a 1,o,,,,ostor flor q ,a;r
Ln0 salne youlles' $3.50 a..el la.,l
speii q seVe,al Gays, pecaine Cross a.
p7ins :oopeu - .ne nouso e ion ~,
anu uiscontenteuiy ieiaalAeu ~
~ takes bod long time to do his
washing.' The sloppy associations of the
family wash-dav had evidently inspired the
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came the remark of the little girl who. on
yc;,,g q t1,a country where for the first time
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~ ner Aae sne saw 2 canoies.ic y: useu ioI .
bedroom light, she exclaimed: "Oh,
mana Sc tns little gas with With handle e.,
like fhe;r little leps and The literal wav IL
which thew take fh;nrs Is often productive
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Attle glri was taught 70 close ner evening
prayer, curing me temporary Gpsence
q ner lasnell WILD ana please VAIN ovea
10y PapS souluSu sS.y sMSe.S puS I;ssl y
when she added. land You better keen
al eve on mamma. toor,
Il was GOOD little bow in a Sunday school
who gave this INTERPRETATION to q verse TAUGHT
bv his teacher: HBehoId. greater than Sol
onion Is herel' ssHold graterto Solomon
earrS When At a loss f6 give the answer
ssCain'' to a question relative to that indiyid-
nal, the teacher, to joe, his memory, asked:
w nat Goes man Walk Win eluck as
uasn came the reply, - woman.
Here is q funny remark which could only
have proceeded from a country maid:
ssWhaf is the matter with the baby?'' asked
4 ladv Of q little eirl whose baby Brother Sic
had understood to be ailing. fsOh. nothing
much y was The answer .-sshe,s only hatchin5
teeth FIJI -
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a Iemark wnlcn ls 2 me lnstan I.ce Of cniio-
3sh logic was tnat mace py nttle girl 70
lef aunt WHO was giving uer SOME dSIrO-
there Is bipper than the world. = mo. It
isn't. !, said fhe child looking at the fierv
s me in mere ayes E Isl aThen
v51lsss dorst II EeeI, The rain otf9u
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Ine nmlted vocabulary q cnlidren con-
s gs tnem 20 expements OF speech wnicn
otten sound very Iunny. a ntsie poy VINO
becanse IF had oSor remarIxe3 ooh
father how ,c;sh WAS daaf and dpn,b i,
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An accidental hitting Of the key note OF
lamlnaT PHRASE caused little TOT to make tins
mnny break Her mother, IN hearing her
Tas,lre hesr J, ooo c;rl s.1ear Dod }, said the
i;ffle fhi lin 7snIeaRh frv and MAZE me- dond
s;r1-and n II f;rfh vou don't succeed s nv
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