The Portland daily press., 1887-01-25

Have you tried the toboggan slider" inquired
Smith of Miss Tompkyns.
IN 81 have not. Haveyou
"How did you like itqn
''Splendid But ii fairly took my breath awayn
"Indeedl Does 1t affect everyone that way9"
"It does"
Then every theatre ought to have one for the
benefit of those gentlemen who 20 out between
the acts 70 purchase cloyes.'
Druggists say that Lydia 4. Pinkham's yege-
table Compound is the best remedy for female
Complaints that they ever heard Of 1t sells enor-
mously.
Lord Fitzfoodle, casting himself on his knees
before Armlnta, gave utterance to the following:
"Oh, that could snatch a pine from some pr-
meyal foresti would sharpen the end of it with
my penknlfe, dip IT IN the molten crater of Vesu-
yius, and write upon the azure wall of heaven in
the letters Of living fire-Arminta, love thcelp
For the delicate and complicated difficulties Pc
culiar to women. Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is the sovereign remedy.
They were walking in the conservatory at the
ssI ;s Whte m o House reception VIII you love me
YES, darling" he answered.
Everything, darling, everything" he inter-
.Pocketbook9' she continued, not noticing the
interruption.
He gasped once, and all was over.
This is to give notice that all citizens troubled
with coughs or colds should procure bottle of
Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup and take it at once.
Ohicials of the U. s. Treasury, of the Baltimore
Custom House and Post Office indorse Salvation
OIL.
Boarding house keeper-My board is ss per
impecunious maxwell, would Iiko to try
sample meal, II you have no objections.
vegetine is a most perfect ladies' tonic. Pleas
ant and always satisfactory.
Small Boy-Papa, please give me piece of
tape | want to make reins for my horse.
Father--Why, child, go to your mother, l
s. B.-MT Brown told Grandpa you had
F.--Told grandpa had some tape? What did
S. Bile said you had always too much red
tape for him.
The Rapldity of Progress Toward
Health, even when good remedy for disease is
selected, depends in some measure upon the man.
ner in which it is taken. Irregular, interrupted
doses afford no fair test of the efficacy of any
medicine, however salutary. Taken in proper
doses at prescribed intervals reliable cura-
tive win effect the object of its use. Among
remedies which, Systematically and perslstently
used, accomplish thorough and lasting cures, and
prevents the recurrence of periodic disease Hos
letters Stomach Bitters ranks specially high In
cases OF dyspepsia, debility, rheumatism, fever
and ague. liver complaint inactivity OF the KID
neys and bladder, constipation, and other organic
maladies, it is tried remedy, TO which the medl-
calsbrotherhood have lent their professional sane
ton, and which as tonic, Alternative and house
hold specific for disorders of the stomach, liver
and bowels, has an unbounded popularity.
Countryman-Giv us two plates of raw oys-
ters.
Waiter-yes, sir. Win you have them on the
half shell?
Countryman-No, want the whole shell or
none.
Pain from indigestion, dyspepsia, and too hear
ty eating is relieved at once by taking one of Car
ters Little I.ser Pills Immediately after dinner.
Don't forget this.
'sHol on dar,n said colored man hailing an
acquaintance. 'D0es yer cross de street cherry
time yer sees me to keep from payin' dat bill?''
'sNo DOESN'T"
what for, den?"
s'Ter keep from bein' axed fur it,"