New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-30
TIE TALK or TIE DAY

TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.
The PEOPLE of Dakota now claim that the Territory
is favorable to marimony because the climate Is so
bracing.
A correspondent of the "Novos Nremya" of St.
Petersburg says that in Bulgaria a Journal is pub
shed In almost every town and village where there Is
printing Office. only all the papers contain exactly
the same matter and differ only in their titles Be-
fore the proclamation OF the Principally there were
a bulgarian gazettes; since the liberation the num-
Der has risen to eighyve, not including $50 reviews
which have appeared In the Of the present CEN
tury. the majority Of which have now totally disap
peared
The town Of Llanwenos, Wales. proposes to cele-
brate the Queens Jubilee in grand style by buying a
new hearse
There y beautiful uncertainty about the value Of
the copper cents Of Mexico In Vera Cruz, for In
stance. IL takes lOi OF them to make dollar while
in chihuahua % will pass for a dollar
Another Fortune Made.-Omaha Man-Are you max
ing fair living out of your Kansas farm w.. an
dugout which was not 1T for anything Well one day
Se2 morning be offered me- 800 for it. on long
time Of course, for no hadn't any money, and sold
Eyes"
bought tho lot Of him for II 900, in the same way
Won know. Then got scared and bought 1t back fot
5000 Then sold it to nm for $1,000 oi and the so lot #
again and soli It to Jake for 100000 Just think of
it. NO more farming for me" ,. -. an
"But what security have You to show for all
that value N Jake has no money"
"why I've got a mortgage on the lot"-tOmaha
World.
Tho Jews are rapidly acquiring land I'm Russia
Tiny do not cultivate 1t themselves but sublet at
great profit
NewOrloans in the largest OF snalls In this
country They first thrown into hot water says
a Southern cpcure and killed Then they are washed
In n weak solution OF Iye which removes tho slime,
and the shells cleaned with stronger lyo. Thcn
the meats boiled and replaced In tho Shells with
dressing OF bread and parsley. and thus prepared
the snails roasted When the covers are removed
from the dish, ono must eat the snalls. whether
one likes them or not the favor Il so enchanting.
They can be eaten In two ways; the meat can be
picked out with fork, the shell may be put to
the mouth and tho snail sucked out bodily.
"The St. Louis Clobc Democrat" declares that tho
beverage of the future VIII BIO water. This VIII be
Measuring news to tho citizens OF a great many
largely mud.
GETTING TOO PARTICULAR.
II wce trouble that We hal at Deadwood tothcr
Things down thar air gittln most too rich an slick
An less they change them mighty sudden there's
roin' ter be a fuss!
We met an took our licler fore the bar at Andy
Gosses,
Then rode erround the sidewalk ter sorter exercise
We kcp 1t up till midnight and the town were mighty
When we lowed we d strike the Grand Hotel and
kinder 90 to bedl
And there up in the room werc hung sign as were
sorter new departure az will cause the boys ter
Which reads like this pu shoot If this thing again
"Gcnts before they occupy the beds, will please
move their spurs "-tDakota Bell. s-le,i.sI,i
Mr.. Michael Yerger Of Montgomery, Penn, proudly
boasts that no has put rings In the noses of moro
than $4,000 hogs during the last two years.
Tho following item Is clipped from tho society
column OF that interesting paper, "The Heppner
(Ore.) Gazette" "Mlss Carrie Dillon VIII teach the
school up Ram Gulch this spring. Carrie Is now
developing her muscle with pair Of dumbbels and
proposes to subugate old Tom Carters freckle-faced
boy II she has TO break his back and horsewhip old
Tom II no intorferos."
A Tale of Two Cities. Detroit Chd-If she's from
Chicago guess you better not Introduce mo to her
Omaha en-, 6hiId1 ". yo ngSI 90, oom,, :,
knew / was from Detroit"
"Why, our club always beats tho Chicasos, you
know."-tOmaha World
Missionaries say that in China the people pay rapt
attention to preaching when they don't understand
word of what IL said. While preaching one day q
missionary noticed man who seemed especially In
tcrestcu anu palu attention, apparently, 10
what was being said. Thinking that here
opportunity of reaching earnest soul. he directed
all his attention to him. and wac considerably
pussed when, at tho end OF about fifteen minutes,
the turned to his ncighbor and said In audible
tone, "Ho's drunkl"
Kansas City beat the record for lnacy in forming
line OF purchasers OF tickets for tho Booth engage
ment nearly thysix hours before the opening OF the
b0x-ofico. IL remomber rightly the record pre-
vously only covered about seventeen hOurs( Kansas
City Times
Travelling men glad that the In
terstato Commerce law does away with the
In favor of theatrical people
In regard to baggage. said one Of them
the other day: "why there was ever such o discrim-
nation no travelling could ever find out We
knew that business gave the roads big freights
while there return from the theatrical people,
but In the face Of oil efforts and benefits we were
made to take back seat, while the amusement
people got all tho fayors Therefore 1t Is the CONNER
cial feel that the Interstate law deals out that
justice which the railroads knew belonged to them
but which they studously ignored" =,
A Great Musician.-A man from Pine Knob stood
watching performance o slide trombone Suddenly
selling o companions arm, the Pine Knob man OK
citodly exclaimed "For the Iawd sakei Look thar |
Ilge" whats tho matteri" "Look thar; ne done
it agin." "Done whatq" "why. no crowded MON
that1 Wall, III CIV arr (Arkansaw Traveller.