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The Washington critic., 1887-04-14
THE SPRING POETS.

Go forth in April's dream. anil snatch
Glad inspiration from the cnll
OF glowing dawn-but II you can't
Get at the inspi. thar you want,
Nor wealth oi silent song unfold.
There's one thing You "a, SAFE 10 catch,
Aud that's n cold
to forth-ah, yes, The temple woods
VIII lure thy ycdimlng poet heart;
Arlic, and ilIe the busy mart
set the alarm clock over uiClI-,
So you Will get an earl' start.
DodCing the milkmau's reckless cart,
Laughing tO scUrn the now.bby's speed;
And when yuu reach the velvet mead,
Commune with nature where she hTOuds;
AHurt your sunl with her pure chrism,
That j., supposlnp chrlsm anuintS,
we lcIe anticipate Toe iGdNts
That may arise In triiiol.iu,l
Then HE, AGAIN, to city haGris,
And bring Tor barS and various Joints,
Tie RhcuIGatism
Breathe freshness from the blooming daY,
Drink iragrun' from the streams that ran,
Then get IN shape thy rouniclay,
Pound Ut the squirmlng rnvmes, TIL they
Fit In their places, one bv one;
cut of The feet that go too fast,
or, tack some on to help the speed;
Then, when thine offering Is done,
WORTHY of youth and spring, indecd,D
Send II, as soon as YOU are able,
To cheer some editors sad face,
And afterward to brightly grace
The basket, underneath his table.
I'M. S. Bridges. in Puck
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

IT requires more time to get through
with an election in Rhode Island than
my other State In the Union. 1t is
only yesterday that she finished voting
for members Of the Senate and the
House of Representatives is still short
member. But the revolution going
on there is not to be measured by the
size of the State. Little Rhody, with
her population of 27j,000, carries as
much weight in the United States
Senate as New York, with her Ave
NilllOns.
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

eHON AND AFTER APRIL l.,
EY the Union Transfer Company will
call for and check baggage at hotels aud resi-
dences through TO Dissipation at the unlfgrm
rate Of % cents for each piece. baggage de-
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PERSONAL.


4 OGAN CAFE, blS 10th st. N. W.,
IL near II st. date Forsyth Cafe).
Our Is and &c. breakfast served from 6:3o
q. m. TO II a. m. Dinner lem, to y. m. Sun
day, D.. m. The best In tho market. only
used and cooked properly. All We ask is
call to be convinced of the above.
Bill OF fare Friday, April ID 1887.
BREAKFAST
Beefsteak, with or without onions, veal
chops, liver and bacon, pork chops, sausage,
eggs, fish, fried shad.
With any of the above articles you are en-
titled TO hot and cold breads. butter, pota-
toes, fruit or sauce, with coffee, tea or milk.
DINNER.
soups-vegetable and oyster.
Meats-Baked shad, harlcot mutton, roast
beef.
Vegetables Potatoes kalo, lima beans,
sweet potatoes, parsnips, celery sauce.
Dcsserts-Apple, pumpkin and mince pies,
congress pudding, coffee, tea or milk.
Try our Big Ten.cent Lunches.
We serve nothing but hrst.class articles,
the best coffee TO be had In the city, made In
French Drip Glass.Lined Urn.
w E LOGAN prOprIetOr,
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Wien wheat goes mp and ttays there, too,
The little men declare n
Is quite too had, they'll have to quit,
Because they cannot bear II,
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rFRsnNhl.

v rH. uENRN A.. PARKS, bur-
mntulogst. who Is tho proprietor,
e.lcoHNs<- With his wife, of the Electric Hair
v>z,>--.fA1 ilustorcr, also Its manufacturer III
this city for the past two years, and VIII con
vince any person IN one minute that he has
COPY of tho original formula. And would a so
inform his patrons that he has far superior
article, and will convince the most skeptieal
that he has the best preparation known for
growing new hair and for all hnmOrs or dis.
eases of the scalp. Hereafter the improved will
he known as the Electrical Hair Restorative.
Price, 81 per bottle. Take no other. For sale
and applied by lady assistants under my 81,
pcryision, at DR.. Kenlson's Parlors, 1901
Pennsylyanla avenue. Wholesale by
Tschiffcly Il Evans, Al Pennsylvania avenue.
Corns removed, 25c each.
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GENERAL AND ORIricULAR.

Washington Sunday ordinances are
stretched far enough to permit Of policemen
keeping their clubs on tap.
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

It would, OF course, he highly improper
TO ask society lady how much her dress
was worth, and II wouldn't do any good
anyhow. She would most llkely tell you 1t
was all Worth.
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THOMAS j. FISHER b CO.,
1894 + street northwest.

EOR RENT-store, with Cellar, N Il
Il corner 9th and @ SITS n W. TYLER Sc
RUTHERFORD, 1926 st n W.
TOR RENT-A 5-Room Brick House
II water In yard rent cheap. Call at 52x
II 81 n Q, half square from Government Print
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

CARDINAL GIBBONS has evidently
succeeded in securing at Rome the
recognition of the knights of Labor,
which he has labored with such dill.
gence to bring about 1t Is too early
TO predicate political results upon this
action, but II we are not greatly mis-.
taken It suggests serious train of
thought for the Democratic party,
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TRUSTEES.

W. w. DUDL EY, President.
JONAS IL MCGOWAN. Vire.Pre5ldcnt
FRANK j. TIBUErS, Secretary,
GEORGE ". u WHITE, Trea surstr.
CHAPLIN BROWN, Attorney.
JAMES +. no NJ
FRANK r, RAWLINGS.
HENRY \, corr.
RUFUS K. HELPllENSTINE,
The plans Of the Columbia Mutual nrG the
outcome of YEARS study, The advice oi
thoughtful Insurance men Improved and per-
fcctcd by l. q. FUuse, esq, who Is recog
nizod the world over ~ authority upon insur-
anCe. The Columbia Is among the few com.
pauiCs which Will ondeayur TO GumOat tho
errors of what has been known as cO-opcra
tive Insurance. We invite the attention OF
thoughtful men, who may find much OF inter.
est In our plan. We have No fro print, but
every point ia plainly, clearly aud iOrCibly
expressed and nothing held back.
The Columbia Mutual Is strong financially,
and invites the closest scrutiny as 70 IT.
standing and methods. Any ana all questions
Cleerfully answered. Seud for prospectus.
Address FRANK j. IlBBErn,
Ssgrpfury.
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It's too bad, Mrs, Potter, but do not com,
plain,
IT'S useless to rail against fate;
No doubt you have heard Of tue three,
minute horse
That tackled a 2:IO gait.
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

NOR SALE-A Fine Farm of 100
II acres. near Ilyattsyile station, suitable
for subdivision into small suburban lots; will
sell whole or a part; has good Broom house,
barn, stables and other outbuildings; fruits
of all kinds; only miles from Washington.
on good road a fine chance for Investment.
NORTH WASHINGTON REAL ESTATE CO.,
li20 st n W,
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DUN cANS0N Bros,
Auctionrers.

DROPOsALS FOR FURNISHING
TERRA GOTTA PIPE AND BRANCHES
IN THE CITY OF WASHINGTON, ID. Z.
OFFICE OF THE ENGINEER COMMISSIONER,
Washington, d. c., April II, 1885,.
Sealed proposals will be received at this Of
flee until le o'clock M, on wednesday, April
70, 1887, for furnishing and delivering In Wash
ington, ID. C.:.
1900 feet s.inch Terra Gotta Pine.
$500 feet l2.inch Terra Gotta Pipe.
5000 feet Ij-inch Terra Gotta Pipe.
5000 feet - inch Terra Gotta Pipe.
GOO SxG.inch Terra Gotta "Y'' Branches.
i,Oc0 l2x6inch Terra Gotta "Y'' Branches.
500 2ix6inch Terra Gotta "Y" Branches.
800 Connecting Thimbles.
Blank forms of proposals and specifications
can be obtained at this Office upon application
therefor, together with all necessary infor-
nation, and only bids upon these forms will
be considered.
The right Is reserved to reject any and all
bids or parts Of bids.
WILLIAM LUDLOW,
Engineer Commissioner D, 9.
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"Whsts the matter with your eye,
Mickey ~ asked gentleman whose lanitor
came down to the office looking as is he had
been run through boulder crusher.
"That eyer oh, that's merely little
mark of esteem, put there by me brother"
"You and he seem TO have 1t out pretty
often, and ! notice that generally you get
the worst Of It,"
ayes; but don't moind that. He always
pays half the doctor bill in the koindest
way ye could imagine, and its worth some
thing to have rale, old-fashioned bout wild
some one that understands the science"
Perhaps some Of the people who are look
ing for nice, fat jobs could be accommo-
dated II they would apply at lard render
Ing establishment.
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FOH Observation-Disclosures.

Tor SALE-A 7-octave Square Piano,
II walnut bookcase, extension table, side.
board, walnut wardrobe and several bed
room sets. Call at SOL 10th st sw.
L'OR RENT OR SALE-An Excellent
a typewriter; good as new, being very
little used; cost SlOO; would either sell or
rent, Address TYPEWRITER, Celtic ofilGe.
LOR SiLE-A Wei Equipped Book
II and Job Printing office, including twd-
horse power gas engine; viii trade for city
real estate; n bargain If sold In the noxt ten
days; either In exchange for real estate, cash
or part cash and long time. Inquire OF N.
BUNCH, 3li 5th 81 II W.
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A NEW DEPARTURE.

n NE"
UNION TEMPERANCE DINING.RoOMS,
No. $50 Pennsylvania Avenue N. w.
j. L. O'BRIEN, Proprietor late Of Logan
Cafe).
Bill of fare Friday, April 10, 1887:
BREAKFAST.
Oat meal and cracked wheat.
Meats-Beeisteak, pork chops, mutton
chops, sausage, liver and bacon
Fish-Shad, salt mackerel, Goldfish balls.
Eggs.
Hot rolls, corn bread, flannel cakes, tea,
coffee, milk and chocolate.
DINNER.
Regular dinner, - and 35c.
Soups-Oyster and bean.
Fish-Boiled rock, egg sauce.
Meats-Roast beef, lamb, veal potpie,
stewed chicken.
Vegetables Mashed potatoes, boiled pota-
toes, string beans, corn, sweet potatoes.
Desserts-Apple, peach, pumpkin and mince
pies, sago pudding.
MIX, tea coffee and chocolate,
The best 25c. dinner In the city.
Dinner on sunday commences at p. m.
An elegant lunch served from II To ! p. m.
for I5c. We guarantee the finest In the city.
Open from a. m. to ~ p. m.
Bill Of fare to order ut all hours. Give me
a call and satisfy yourself.
j. l.. O'BltlEN, Proprietor,
U.ato Manager Logan Cafe).
Tables rasa oil far laIiaa
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

nysTERsi Oystersi Oystersi II You
~ want fresh oysters, fat and Juicy, by tho
pint, quart or gallon, wholesale or retail, do
not fall to buy them Of BEALES Oyster. Is.
tablishment, 42i 10th Ut W. You Will get
them nj reduced rates,
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COUNTRY PROPERTY.

EOR REST-A Farm of From i2 to
n 5aaCrcs;ncar town; small house; suit
able for pasture or dairy. For information
lnulIlrn uf IL Il II 8 q
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Il COLUMBIA MUTUAL LIF
* ASSOCIATION
INsURES AT COST.

Onico-No. 1870 st., Washingtou. DC.
No. ~ G GurinaI 4g,, baltimore.
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

AccoRprNG TO Judge Cooley, one of
the first and greatest OF the commercial
questions TO be decided lies between
the railroads and rivers. Congress can
settle that business by an amendment
10 the Interstate Commerce act taking
the water transprr alton companies
into the Government fold along with
the railroads. Why not?
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14
r5gssMOORE & sCHLEY,
BANKERS AND BROKERS,
90 Broad street, New York.
BRANCH OFFICES:
- Wall st., NY. III South ID st., Phlla.

Connected with I. A. Evans & Co., Boston;
r. l.. Brewster Il Co, Chicago; CorsOn 81 Ma
cartney, Washington; Hubbard b Farmer,
Hartford; Warren & Quarles, Richmond.
Private Wire Connections. Buy and sell
Stocks, Bonds and Miscellaneous Securities
on New York Stock Exchange.
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ys-LADIEs, ATTENTION

70
FOR HARpBRs CELEBRATED BiINR
PATTERNS go to Edward W. Koch's 1921
Pa, ave. n. W. They are 70 per cont cheaper
and 70 per cent simpler, on account OF the
simplifying Diagram which accompanies each
and every pattern. Fashion plates aud 80
page catalogue FREE II you call ut once.
ICieDbOup .n5I
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FOR SAlE-HOUSES.

ENOR SALT New 1O-Room Bricks,
Il IN. l., In southwest, near new National
Museum; bargains j. II. GRAY " co.,
Ga2 L ST.
EOR SALES %-story Brick DWELL
Il ings, rooms each, gas and water; well
rented; good as homes or for an Investment;
urlce, 81 400 each. TYLER & RUTIER.
FORD, 1226 Il st W.
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

GENERAL GREELy is doing very well
with the weather just now. but some.
how or other We cannot get recoucilel
to his suspension of the daily tempers-
ture reports. The new arrangement
may suit the thermometer trade, but it
will not please the public.
The Washington critic., 1887-04-14

wTTB CRITIC is for sale in New York by
& Co., Union Square,
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FOR SAlE..-LOTS.

EOR SALE-Two Elegant Building
Il lots on 18th st. bet o and j, W. Apply
to j. II. GRAY 4 CO., Gas ST.
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WANTED...HOUSES.

W.ANTED-A Small Cottage, Fur
w nished, on main line b. and o. II. II.
within easy distance of Washington. Ad
dress A. d. c., Critic Office.
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LOST AID FBuNO.

OST-A Dog, Is. and %. Depot; Black
~ and tan, stump of tail, long ears,
coach mark shape ~ heart ON breast, tan
spots over eyes, about II inches high, named
"BOnyn Liberal reverb. 1ils q st W.
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WANTED REIP-..MAlE.

NUAETED-Cabine met aker-An Ac-
w tive Young man: one who has hal cx'
perience IN repairing and hitting up. Apply
10 ALIEN. MILNE, 81 Wh It II W.
M ASTED-A Young Colored Man in
w private family to take care of horse
and make himself generally useful about the
house. Apply, with references, at 1911 Cor
Cprnn ST
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-08-02
SEDAllA WEEKLY BAZOO TUESDAY AUGUST e. 1867

Miss Marcia Marvin, daughter of
Bishop Marvin, has left St. Louis for
Brazil, where she will help along the
school at Pericicaba. Miss Marvin has
for years been deeply interested in mission
work. In the Indian Territory she has
rendered faithful and self-denying service.
While at home she did all she could in
the missionary societies.
The new college of the Lutheran
church for the west will be located at
Atchison, Kan. The college has been
named "Midlsnd" To secure this prize
the citizens gave $50 900 toward the build
ing, and twenty-five acres of ground val
ued 81 900 per acre, for campus and pro-
fessors' houses. The site is wooded emf
nence, less than q mile from the center OF
the city, and furnishes beautiful view of
the Missouri river and surrounding coun-
try,
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The Best Form of Locomotive

The same diversity of opinion a. to
the best form of locomotive for gen.
eral use appears to prevail in England
as in America. While coupled wheels
are mostly preferred for passenger en-
gines, five feet to six feet six inches
diameter, a few leading American en-
gineers prefer single drivers, and are
disposed to revert to even seven feet, q
diameter which has been tried and
abandoned in the past as not meeting
the expectations entertained OF it
About fifteen years is the estimated
average life of an American lOcomo-
tive. 1t is generally admitted that
railway trains in England are driven at
a faster rate of speed than in the Uni.
ted States--say about twenty per cent
in excess of the latter. There are ex-
press trains, however, between some OF
or principal cities. that compare favor
ably with those in England-M Il
Sgu
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-08-02
HARRIS In COURT.
Assaulted the Wrong Man and
Pays For His Mistake
Incidents of the Trial.

A molly crowd was in Recorder
Leven's court this morning to witness
the case against Albert Harris and
family, for assaulting young Henry
Klink on Tuesday night, while en-
route to his home. Harris and wife
were fined SO each and costs,
amounting to s2S. The testimony
given on both sides was about the
same as that given before Justice
Halsted yesterday morning. Klink
stated in addition to his testimony ON
yesterday that Harris called him
vile names, and threatened to kill
him. VIM. White, who was with
Klink from o'clock in the evening un-
til they reached the formers home, stat.
ed that he heard loud talking and the
report of gun heart Harris say,
"l've got you now, and will kill you,
which was accompanied with vile
oaths and boisterous talking. Charles
Felter said that be heard the shooting
and heard Mr.. Harris say that he
would kill Klink.
At various times during the pro.
gress of the trial, Aunty Harris would
ask to be permitted to question Klink
about throwing the rocks.
Joseph Klink, father of Henry, tes-
tilted that Harris has been in the
habit of shooting on an average of
three times week during the past
four months.
All of Klink 's,witnesses testified that
they heard Harris threaten Kinks
life.
Mr.. Harris, when put on the stand,
said :"When the first rock was thrown
it walked me up. / launched the sole"
woman to see if she was asleep and
the sole" woman she hunched me.
Use telling the truth fur j wants "ter
get to heaven"
Miss Emma Harris, the daughter,
gave the same statement about
Kinks legs, which caused a ripple
of laughter throughout the court
room.
1t is evident that Harris has been
rocked by some one and no doubt
thought he had the right man. He
bears good character as several wit
nesses testified and a majority of
those present sympathized with him
in his trouble.
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Died.

At Brownsville, Jefferson County,
New York, July %, 1887, DIR. w.
w. Goodwin. eldest brother of the
manager Of the BAzoo.
The deceased was born July 80,
1925, and had he lived four days
longer, would have been sixty two
years of age. He was the father of
Miss Helen A. Goodwin, the well
known artist of this city, who was on
a visit to her father at the time of
his death. He leaves two daughters
and one son to mourn his demise,
his wife having died in 1872. DIR.
Goodwin was a graduate of the New
York university of medicine, of class
1853 and has been in the constant
practice of medicine and surgery
since that time in his native
county. He served in the late war
four and one-half years as surgeon of
the tenth. New.:York volunteer heavy
artillery, and when peace was declared,
returned to practice his profession in
Brownsville where ne died. He was
buried at Brownsville cemetery on
July 26.
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TRAIN TALK.
for the Especial Benefit of
Railway Men.

Division Superintendent Welch,
of the Missouri Pacific, left yesterday
on an inspecting tour over the Neosho
division.-Parsons Sun.
On the 1st of August the Santa
Fe road will put on a through train
from Kansas City to the west line OF
Scott county, run Of AS miles. The
train will 60 over the main line to
Great Bend. At that place it goes
over the new track which has been
completed.
The Santa Fe people seem to be
pursuing rather strange course now.
Not long ago the time of its thousands
of its operating and clerical employees
was shortened, and now word comes
from Topeka that one-third Of the sur.
veying force in the field has been
called in. Some 81 surveyors and
$50 tracklayers have been laid of.
The Wichita and Hutchinson
papers are having a monkey and
parrot time over the new Union Pa
ci6c branch that has been surveyed
through Hutchinson, Kingman and
Anthony. The Eagle, of Wichita,
insists that the road will not be built,
while the Hutchinson News is sure it
will be. Aid has been voted or will
be soon all along the proposed route.
John d. Perry, of the Missouri
Central railroad, denies the rumor
that there is to be any consolidation
of his road With the Atchison, Topeka
& Santa Fe, saying: "The Atchison
road has recently secured the franchise
of the st. Louis, Kansas City Il Colo
RADIO railroad, and they are going
ahead with its construction as rapidly
as possible, so we are going ahead
with our read. AS both roads will
the same main pOints-St.
Louis and Kansas City-there can
hardly be consolidation"
IT. B. Twombly, General Master
Mechanic of the Rock Island, appoint
I'd Friday afternoon w. Gessler to the
position of Master Mechanic of the
Southwestern Division, which en-
braces all lines from Davenport. To-,
10 st. Joseph, Atchison, Leavenworth
md Kansas City, with headquarters at
Trenton, to Eli the position made va
amt by the death of r. y. Carscaden.
Mr.. Gessler mas been with the road
or fifteen years, and for four years
,ast he held the position of general
brennan of the shops at Trenton, Mo.
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McAllister Springs Drops

j. F. Cow, of Kansas City, Mo-,
praises the baths highly.
w. j. Ferguson, of Hughesville,
was one of the weeks arrivals.
e. B. Windsor and sister, Miss
Sue. of Pleasant Green, were here
this week.
Prof. Lucy and family, of Sc
dalia, after weeks sojourn, have re.
turned home.
Mrs. DIR. 6. n. Scott and sister,
Mrs. Cole, are registered for a weeks
stay at the Hoffman home.
Doctor A. V. Small, in charge of
the Hoffman, and also the baths, is
untiring in his efforts to please.
Among the late arrivals here are
Thos. B. Crews, of st. Louis, +. B.
Meyes, II. c. Muir. 4. 7. Gentry
and Miss Della Haughey, all of Sc
dalia.
-Rumor says quite a number of
cottages and additional hotel accom-
modations will be added next season.
Also, among other improvements, will
be new swimming pool, a large salt
lake in front of the hotel, and other
accommodations for the invalid.
OCCASIONAL.
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An Engineer Corps Coming
From Springfield w ith a
View of Getting a
Northern Con-
nection.

Mr.. A. P. Espenscheid, who has
been spending several days in Spring
field, returned home yesterday morn
ing and brings with him the
news that Springfield has made up a
purse to survey line of railway from
that city to either Warsaw or Yer
sailIes, and that q committee of three
of her most prominent citizens are
now in Chicago negotiating with the
officials there 10 have the line built at
all hazards. This is a move in the
right direction, and should be prompt
ly responded to by the citizens
Of Sedalia in order to
have the line built to Warsaw,
thereby giving to this city line :::hat
is sure to prove of utmost Importance.
Flo stone should be left unturned and
it is very probable that if the citizens
here will not wait upon the
order Of their going, but
go at once TO making a proper
effort, the line can be easily recured
to Warsaw. Let the ball start to
rolling at once and Sedalia may be
greatly benefited thereby. A corps
of engineers, with a view of getting
connection route, are coming from
Springfield to choose between Yer
sailles and Warsaw which place they
Will take.
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i have been for several years a suffered
from Hay Fever and severe head colds and
have tried other remedies in hope Of get
ting relief, but have found none that can
compare with Ely's Cream Balm. / would
not be without il for any consideration.
1t is simply wonderful in its effect upon
the nasal organs.
s. Fl. BURT, Wilmington, \. c.
i can cheerfully recommend Ely's Cream
Balm to the suffering public for Hay Fever
and stopage of the air passages. i have
tried it and lind it gives immediate relief.
J. E. RECTOR, 209 Rock ST., Little Rock,
Ark