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Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07
THE FAREWELLER AND A HAND
KEROHIEF SPECIALIST.

The other morning, as the departing
Honolulu steamer was casting off its
lines and swinging out into the stream
an elderly Hooking business man hastily
embraced lady who was one of the
passengers and rushed down the gang
plank to the wharf.
Going hurriedly up to melancholy
loafer who was watching the busy
crowd, the gentleman drew him behind
pile Of freight and said;
"Want to earn a dollar ?"
"You bet"
"You see that lady in black in the
stern thereY
Cert"
"Well, that's my wife-going trav-
cling for her health. OF course she
expects me to stand here for the next
twenty minutes while the steamer is
backing aud filling around, so as to
wave my handkerchief and watch her
out of sight see"
81 ketch on
"WeIl, I'm too busy to monkey
around here Goods to ship-biz TO
attend to. She's little near-sighted,
so I'll hire you to wave this handker-
chief instead It's big one with
red border, and as long as she's sees it
she'll think it's me. Come up to No.
1905 Front street when they're well
off, and I'll pay you"
"S'posin' she looks through a tele-
scope or suthiu'?'
"Tn that case you'll have to bury
your face in the handkerchief and do
the great weep act"
"Ihat'll be half dollar extra"
"All right. Time is money. Look
sharp now. You can kiss your hand
a few times at-at-say ten cents a
kiss and swapping his watch the over
burdened business man rushed of.
Go print this affecting little incident
to call attention to the fact that the
man thus employed has since gone
into the business regularly. He is
now professional fareweller, and bus
mess men and others can save valuable
time and yet give their relatives an
enthusiastic send-off by applying to the
specialist any steamer day. Go early
and avoid the rush.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07
Enjoy Life.

What truly beautiful world we live
in Nature gives us grandeur of noun
tans, gIens and oceans, and thousand Of
means of enjoyment. We can desire no
better when in perfect health but how
often do the majority of people feel like
giving it up disheartened, discouraged
and worn out with disease, when there is
no occasion for this feeling, as every
sufferer can easily obtain satisfactory
proof, that Green's august FIosOer, will
make them free from disease, as when
born. Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint
are the direct causes of seventy-fve per
cent. of such maladies as Bilousness, In
digestion. Sick Headache, Costivene,s,
Nervous Prostitution, Dizziness of the
Head, Palpitaton of the Heart, and
other distressing symptoms. Three doses
of August Eower will prove its wonderful
effect. Sample bottle, 10 cents. Try it.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07

You are feeling depressed, your appe-
tte is poor, you are bothered with Head
ache, you are fidgety, nervous, and gen.
orally out of sorts, and want to brace up
Brace up, but not with stimulants, spring
medicines, or bitters, which have toi
their basis very cheap, bad whisky and
which stimulate you for an hour and
then leave you in worse condition than
before. What you want is an Alternative
that will purify your blood, start healthy
action of Liver and Kidneys, restore your
vitality, and give renewed health and
strength. Such medicine you will find
in Electric Btters and only so cents q
bottle at H. O. Van Meters Drug Store
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J.J, Atkins, Chief of Police, Knoxville
Tenn, writes: 'My family and | are
benefciaries of your most excellent medi-
cine, DR.. Kings New Discovery for con
sumption having found it to be all that
you claim for it, desire to testify to its
virtue. My friends to whom L have
recommended it, praise it at every oppor-
tunity." DR.. Kings New Discovery tor
Consumption is guaranteed TO cure
Coughs. Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, Group
and every affection of Throat, Chest and
Lungs, Trial bottles free at H. @. Van
Meters Drug Store. Large Sizs $l.00.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07

The usual treatment of 'catarrh is very
unsatisfactory, as thousands of desparing
patients can testify. On this point a
trustworthy medical writer say: Proper
local treatment is positively necessary to
success, but many, if not most of the
remedies in general use by physicians
afford but temporary benefit. A cure
certainly cannot be expected from snuffs
powders, douches and Washes" Ely's
Cream Basin is remedy which COM
bines the important requisites of quick
action, specific curative power with per-
feet safety and pleasantness TO the patient.
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An exchange truly remarks : "Since
the death of Tom Thumb the smallest
man in the world is one who is too
stingy to take newspaper and not
too proud to beg or borrow one. He
is great friend Of the newspaper fra
ternity when he wants an aooommoda-
ton, but he takes care not to get up
for anything"
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Every recommendation published in
praise of DR.. Seth ArnOLFs Cough Killer,
as the great remedy for Coughs, Colds,
etc., etc, is guaranteed genuine by the
proprietors of this wonderful medicine.
Watch for them in the issues of this pa
per. For sale by all druggists. Price
25c., Soc, and $l.00 per bottle
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Use after each meal SCOTS Emulsion
it is as palatable as milk and easily di-
gested. Delicate people improve rapidly
with its use. For Consumption, Throat
affections and Bronchitis it is unequalled.
DR.. THos. PRM, Ala, says: Il used
SCOTS Emulsion on child eight months
old he gained four pounds in month";
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For six Cents

we will send you DIR. Kaufman's great
medical book; 100 pages, colored plates
from life. The most valuable advice
ever published. To any address on re-
ceipt of three cent stamps to pay postage
Address A. p. Ordway & Co., Boston,
Mass.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07

An oyster was recently found in a
tank Of clearinghouse soup. A post
morten revealed the fact that he died
from grief superinduced by lack of
company.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07

There are men who no more grasp
the truth they seem to hold than
sparrow grasps the message through
the electric wire on which it perches.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07

What is the difference between a
writing pad that costs cent and an
Irishman's pen? One is pad for a
penny, and the other is pen for a
Paddy.
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Palmislry is not such new craze
we have known men to sit around
table for hours trying to find out about
each others hands.
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lis pure cheese thing of the past ?"
asks the San. Judging from the odor
we should say that it was thing of
the past-the dead past.
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For Costiveness, Biiousness, Head
ache and all feverish habits use DR.. Seth
Arnold's Bilious Pills. 25c.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1887-05-07

Happiness is shy nymph, and if
you chase her you will never catch her.
Bat just go quietly on with your duty,
and she will come to you.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11
LIQUOR LEGISLATION,

A bill for the regulation of the liquor traf-
fc which permits each locality to determine
for itself the attitude it will assume toward
the public sale Of liquor is in harmony with
the spirit of the Republican platform, and is
based upon principle which cannot be sue
cessfully attacked. There is good and
valid objection to law which would compel
periodic agitation of the question in all
communities alike, and it was to avoid that
very thing that the Republican platform de-
clared, as it did, in favor of the people in
their several localities determining for them
selves what measure of restriction they
would invoke. There can bs no good sense in
forcing the people in certain localities to
vote every two years upon the question of
the sale of liquor, whether they want to or
not; but proposition which will allow each
community to decide for itself when it will
vote, if at all, is one that, as it seems to us,
could be and should be supported by every
body, whether Republican or Democrat, but
certainly by every Republican member of the
Legislature. Such measure can work no
harssh:,. anywhere, or to any locality.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

The people of Paramount, Grant county,
should be permitted to decide this
matter for themselves, without involving the
people of Indianapolis, or of Fort Wayne, or
of Evansville, or Of Terre Hante; and the peo-
pie of these places should be permitted to go
ahead with the restrictive measures of high
taxation and bonded responsibility, without
being vexed and irritated by an entirely and
confessedly useless agitation at recurrent
periods of an attempt to put them into clothes
that we'll and completely fit Westfeld and
other rural places. Upon some such equitable
and just basis as this bill can be framed
that will command universal approval, and be
long step toward a practical solution of a
problem that is vexatious largely because some
people insist upon their own special and pecu-
liar method. Upon broad comprehensive,
just and honorable principles the present reg
ulation of the liquor traffic is entirely posi-
BILE. And those principles we believe the
Indiana Republican platform to wisely ex-
press, and the purpose of the Republican mem
bers in the Legislature to be to put into prac-
teal shape, so far as they may be able.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11
A Fleeing Thief Drowned.

BoUNDBRooK, N j.. Feb. 10.-Darng thieves
entered the postofice here last night. They
were discovered by the railroad agent and he at
once opened fire on them. One thief was shot.
but he managed to get to the Raritan river.
where he jumped in. hoping to escape by swim
ming to the other side. The loss Of blood weak
ened him greatly and the icy water chilled him.
When but few feet from the shore he sank with
q despairing cry. and was dro wned Efforts are
now being made to recover his body. The pal
Of the drowned thief made desperate struggle
for freedom. He fought like tiger but was
owe rpowered and taken into custody. It is sun
pos ed that others were with them, but they got
away safely Beyond doubt the robbers are
members Of the same gang who entered the
Jersey City postofice few days ago. bound the
Waterman and janitor and tried to rob the safe.
The captured burglar was taken to the Jail at
Summervile, this morning He is sullen and
morose, refusing to tell who he is, or give the
name Of the dead thief.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

THERE is fitness in the action of the
Legislature authorizing the Governor to APP
point commission to represent the State at
the centennial celebration to be held at Mari
eta, o., on the 7th Of April next. Really,
the celebration will belong as much to Indiana
as Ohio It is intended to commemorate the
first permanent American settlement in the
Northwest Territory, of which the landing at
Marietta April Z, 1887, was the beginning.
The present States of Ohio and Indiana were
embraced in what was then called the North
west Territory, Ohio being admitted to the
Union as State in 1903 and Indiana in 1916
From 1857 to 1900 Ohio and Indiana were
under the same territorial government, so far
as there was any government, though during
that period there were few white settlements
in Ohio, and still fewer in Indiana AS part
Of the old Northwest Territory, Indiana is
equally interested with Ohio in celebrating
the first settlement at Marietta.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

with mis- royal mamma with his hat in his hand.
1t was reaction from the state life of Windsor,
probably, that caused Prince George, of Wales,
to say to his brother, on one occasion: "Come,
Eddie, get down your fiddle. and play God bless
your old GRANDMOTHER"
The father of Leon Gambetta. who is still
living at Nice, seventy-four years old, bears a
striking resemblance to his illustrious son. He
has consented to the removal Of the latters dust
to the Pantheon at Pa rs, on condition that the
three sons of his daughter be authorized to bear
tie name of Gambetta; for he says. Il am
the only bearer Of that name now, and do not
want 1t to die out" NJ. Gambetta has a small
fortune of money saved while he was in business
at Cahors. and ekes out a comfortable income
oy selling the produce OF his garden of oranges
and lemons.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

WE suppose, in the present condition of
things, it is necessary for the faculties of our
higher State institutions to come to Indian
apolis and dance attendance upon the Legis
lature in lobbying through necessary appro-
priations while junketing parties must be
arranged for taking members and their friends
from place to place, feeding them and having
ward to a time when all this will be done
away with, and educational institutions and
their faculties relieved from such degrading
business. 1t is beneath the self-respect either
of the educators or of the legislators.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

THE warden of the Northern prison, who is
at Michigan City, is here lobbying to prevent
the Democrats from going into joint conven-
ton for the purpose of electing new managers
for the State institutions. Perhaps it is
natural for the warden to desire an extension
Of his term, but the people, whose servant he
Ia, would probably be better pleased to know
he was at his post instead Of at Indianapolis,
working to bring about violation of law.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

wonder" that these estimates were 'hawked
about the streets and sold alta discount" why
say the statement lis an old campaign lie
Sentinel to deny the truth of the statement
that more than one hundred thousand dollars
worth Of these estimates were in the hands of
contractors and others, not paid by the State
for want of funds, and that some Of them
"were hawked about the streets and sold at a
discount" We invite denial Of the truth of
that assertion.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

FRIENDS of Mr. Bayard are Indignantly in
quiring why Mr. Perry Belmont's committee
on foreign affairs should ignore the Secretary
of State and ask the opinion of the head of
the treasury concerning the fisheries dispute
"a matter entirely outside of his jurisdiction
It was rather slap at the Delaware statesman,
to be sure; especially if Mr.. Mannings reply
Is to be taken at Belmont's estimate, as a
paper superior to anything the State Depart
ment could produce. The effort Of the Sec
rotary of the Treasury, which is diluted and
emasculated edition of Ingalls, speech, is re-
ceiyed with ELUSIVE praise in certain quarters,
where only derision met the Kansas Senator's
sentiments; but without that gentleman's
IDEAS to draw from there is reason to fear that
Mr. Manning would have been at a sad loss.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11
Hi.tor,c relic Destroved.

ST.. Louis. Feb 10-Besides the pecuniary
loss which resulted last night from the destruc-
ton of Jesse Arnot's livery stable. one loss was
suffered which is irreparable The hearse in
which the remains of the martyred President
Abraham Lincoln were conveyed to their last
resting place was consumed in the flames. This
hearse was built by Mr.. Arnot for that especial
purpose and since that day has never been out
of tho building. its owners refusing to have ID
profaned by any meaner use after it had beer
thus consecrated by the greatest and most hons
ored man of the century. Mr.. Arnot had 20.
ceived many offers for this vehicle, but has al
ways refused to part With it, preferring to rstAp
1t as sacred relic.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11
Cora Lee admitted to Ball.

SPRINGFIELD, Mo-, Feb 1O.-In the Circuit
Court, yesterday, Cora Lee, charged with muir.
der in the first degree, gave bail in the sum Of
S.. 600. her bondsmen being Judge James Baker.
H. E. Howell and Fred Rexinger. Her trial on
the charge of being one of the principals ia the
murder Of Sarah Graham on the Both of Sep
TENDER, 1885, will probably take place at the
next term of Circuit Court, the State having
been granted a continuance at the present term
of court Cora Lee has been in custody of tho
sheriff since her arrest on the LIST of last March,
Mrs. Emma Molloy, indicted AZ an accessory
after the fact in the murder of Sarah Graham, ia
on her way here from Portland, Ore. and, it ia
said, will demand an immediate trial on her
arrival mere.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11
COMMENT AND OPINION.

THE ADMINISTRATORS foreign policy-where
and what is it9-Cleveland Leader.
THE toboeean is only an elaboration of the ba-
mana skin principle. philadelphia Star.
WHITE HOUSE craftsmanship is now at its low
est ebb.-New York Mail and Express.
EARTHQUAKE in Indiana! Each party will
charge it to t'other, of course.-Boston Herald
The papers are still discussing Henry Georges
land theory. We are waiting for Mr.. George to
acquire some land and apply his theory to it.
philadelphia Inquirer.
WHEN people were warned about the size of
the Treasury surplus few months ago. they ut
terly failed to do justice to the appropriating
powers Of the present Congress- -Pittsburg Dis
patch.
JUDGE TUEPIE must have learned in the
Mackln trials how "ine work in politics is done,
and have applied his knowledge to the election of
United States Senator in Indiana.-Chicago
journal.
MANY a good woman whose husband brings
homo a bad breath and worse temper instead OF
a weeks wages on Saturday night will hail with
Joy the enactment of high license law-Min
neapolis Tribune.
THE pitiful pleas that were made by the Indi
ana Democrats in all the close legislative dis
might be sent to the Senate, make the election
OF Turpie look like burlesque Philadelphia
Press.
"TURPIE'S credentials are good for seat in
the Senate" says a Democratic contemporary.
Well, then, as he has right of access to the floor
on account Of membership. ne can use his
credentials for seat That is about the hes,
that can be done for him.-Natonal Repub
| lican.
THINKING that one is thinking is not think
ing. To think is to hold thought as in wise
till it is measured weighed and put in proper re-
| lation to the subject under consideration. Many
a man has spent whole morning under the de-
| fusion that he was thinking when he was nearly
| asleep.-Christian Advocate.
| WE have reached point where the free trade
| whisky iliteracy advocates carry their points by
| denying the Congress of the United States thu
right to vote. Being in this control of the Hous.
| and the committees. they say to the majority
You shan't vote. If this practice don't brin!
the Judgment Day to those who adopt it speed
| lily, there is nothing in representative govern
! menk Fog this elimination of whisky ring
free-trade -illiteracy legislative contempt for th
rights of the people Henry Watterson Is more re
sponsible than any living man. What is to be
! come of the Democratic party il despotism il
the national legislature is the rule of conduct
Nashville Union Dem.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

UP to the hour of going to press "Kunnel"
8urdette had not furnished the Journal with
the name of single Republican who comedies
the valid election of Mr.. Turpie, and who be-
q contest. However in the argument in the
Perkins case Hon. A. w. Hendricks referred
to him as Senator" Turpie, and as this prob
ably comes within the spirit if not the letter
of the Journals promise, we gladly record the
Eer
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

In labored article attempting to explain
the burden Of debt upon the people, created
exclusively through Democratic imbecility
and demagogisn, the Sentinel explains the
extraordinary expenses made necessary by
numerous public improvements, and, in
,peaking of the building of the new insane
hospitals, says: "Is it any wonder if the
estimates for the work should be hawked
lbcst the streets and sold at discount,
which, by the way, is an old campaign lie
.resurrected by the Journalf' If it is sno
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

The latest proposition in regard to heating
cars with safety to all concerned is to place
the power of regulating the heat of all trains
carrying mail in the hands of the Postmaster
general. If they do this, how in the world
would Mr.. Villas get time for his dancing
lessonsf He has to neglect "a considerable
part of his regular duties now in order to
practice the social waltz-at any rate, he neg
lects those duties from some cause or other
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

believe that the State finances have been
very loosely managed, to say the least The
people, irrespective of party, are interested in
knowing how they have been managed and
in whose interest and whether the official re-
ports submitted to the last Legislature repre-
sent the actual condition of the treasury. In
short, the committee should make a thorough
investigation, and throw the books and the
vault doors wide open
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

THE examination of the State treasury. to
be made by committee appointed by the
House, ought not to be partisan in any
other sense than determination to make it
thorough. There is no party politics in
question Of accounting for public funds and
taking care of the peoples money. All par
ties alike and the people of the entire State
are interested in this. There is reason to
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11
The Kentucky Marmien.

burned Henri's swarthy cheek like FIRE.
And shook his very bangs for ire.
'Dost scott at me-" he said;
An twere not for thy hoary Bayard
Such hand as Henri's had not SHARED
To cleave the Cleveland head.
tell thee. sir, do not fear
To thunder in thy sluggish ear;
Were l the meanest in my State
I'm far too good to be thy mate.
And. Cleveland, more, tell thee mere
In thy clammy, stolid pride.
With all thy wooden nlimmies near,
Grand Llama, thou TT detied.
And If thou thinkst I'll waste tear
On any stoughton- bottle here,
Peachblow or mugwump, far or near.
Old Grover. thou'rt snide'
chicago Tribur
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

WASHINGTON correspondents agree that the
best speeches in the Logon memorial exercises
were made by Senators Frye, of Maine, and
Morgan, of Alabama. Senator Eyarts's speech
was failure. Most of the speakers used
manuscript practice that is not conducive
to effective speaking.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-02-11

THERE are three one-legged ex-confederate
soldiers in the United States Senate-Senators
Berry, of Arkansas; Butler, of South Carolina,
and Wade Hampton, of the same State. The
first two each lost a leg in the service, the last
survived the perils of war to lose his leg by
by the kick of mule.