St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-12-18


St. Paul-Why is there so many bow
legged truckmen in st. Paul? Is there
any cure for this?
First-BecauSe they are built that
way.
Second-Yes. saw the legs eff just
above the bow.
PARROT.
. Kindred, Dak.-What must fellow
dO,WhO came to Dakota years ago, to Sc
cure a home, leaving all behind except
ing one. whom he has carried in his
heart and soul all these years, but alas,
when his home is secured and he pro-
poses, he meets with diSapprOval? He
also learns that she has fiirted with all
the boys around the town, that she has
broken many a heart and wounded
many pride. What must a fellow do,
Mr.. QUIZ, what must a fellow do?
Remain in single bleSSedneSS,
sell out and go away, or commit suicide?
Oh, what must a fellow do? Oh, Mr..
QUIZ, tell all the boys the country
round never to court t1irt, nor fiirt
with a flirt; never to build cage till
they have caught bird, and have her
help to build the neSt.O they will surely
be Ieft-and that will never do, for God
made all birds to mate, you know.
a.
home if you have lost the girl, and you
are great deal better off than if you
had got the girl and lost the home. Keep
1t. a home comes in handy most any
time, and especially during the winter
months in your part of the country. OF
course it is mans privilege to commit
suicide if he wants to, but it is never
advisable to do so. You would have no
especial satisfaction by doing so, as a
girl, such as the one you describe,
wouldn't fool her time away with a dark
brown grave or corpse while she could
get good live men to fiirt with. Try and
preserve your appetite and turn your
attention to girls who don't t1irt. Your
case is not incuTable.
LITTLE NELL.
HutchinSOn-I am young girl nine
teen years of age, with pretty fair ed
hcation. Being obliged to make my
own living hencefOrth, what would you
advise me to do? How can | get stu
alton? l am of quite StudiOuS habits,
and, of course, they call me queer. How
can | avoid it? | am not conscious of
being peculiar or different from other
folks. The trouble is, when L get hold
of book / am unconscious of every
thing around me. Will you please in
form me how many normal schools
there are in Minnesota? How is my
writing and spelling?
There are great many things that
you can do, from homework to type
writing, if you have the energy to try.
Your best move to get a situation is to
apply for it. Keep right on studying
and let people call you queer. You
ought to be able to stand it if the people
can.
SecOnd-There are three Normal
schools. They are located at WinOna,
Mankato and st. Cloud.
Third-Your writing can be greatly
improved. Your spelling is correct SO
far as your letter is concerned.
ETHING F. WARNER.
St. Paul-PleaSe inform me in the
next Sundays GLOBE where l can get
an album for cigarette pictures 2119 by
~ inches, and tell me the price.
At the book and stationery stores.
From soc to S1.25.
MAUD 6.
st. Paul.-AlthOugh you have been
but short time before the public, the
public, nevertheless, have noted what a
head you have, and appreciate that
head, too, l assure you. Now, my dear
fellow, l am either going TO lay you up
for an indefinite period by the cOnun-
drums that l am going to put to you,
OF you will eXtinguiSh my little glimmer
of life if you answer them, especially
the one about Jimmy, in the affirmative.
Is the climate of San Diego, Cal, Sa-
lubriOus and mild, and do they not have
rainfalls there annually. and if so, how
long do they last, and at what months
of the year do they commence; and do
you recommend it to persons suffering
with lung troubles, and alsoyOur advice
as to the business outlook for a young
man with small capital calculating to go
there?
Can you give me the name of some
railroad which has a general office in
Birmingham, Ala.
Can person lOaning a small amount
of money for short time be prosecuted
for charging for use of same more
than the legal per cent? A case came
TO my notice few days ago. A friend
of mine, needing few dollars immedi-
ately, pawned his watch for s., and on
redeeming it the following day had to
pay $3.50 for it.
What are the original seven colors,
and are white and black considered as
coloTS?
VIII Blaine be elected at the coming
election?
Who is conceded to be the champion
of the prize ring in the United States,
Sullivan or Jake kilrain?
Have you position you could offer
crack-up stenOgrapher in the GLOBE?
FirSt-Yes. The rainy season begins
about Christmas and lasts until May. 1t
is good point to emigrate to.
Second-There is none.
Third-YOur friend probably agreed