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Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
PITH AND POINT.

formerly the foolish virgins had
mo oil; now the foolish virgins are too
ipee with the kerosene. -Hackensack
Republican.
Inc author who wrote There is
n peauty In extreme old age" probably
Cs. tackled an over-nursed egg
."'cdgo Merchant 7raveler.
, there are very few brass bands in
military parade that can play as
aay airs as the drum-major puts on.
'noe and Leather Reporter.
IN e.li happiness, my son, consists
art aina'ns that you have paid IS for an
fr;as Sie exactly like that for which your
ths ~ mad to pay three and quarter
WE day before.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
caRRp OF MALARIA.

22FLoRIDAST., ELIZABETH. NJ Mar. II, "a
h We been using ALLoocK's PoRous
PLAsTERs for the last five years. Some
two years ago, after hsvirg been sick for
upwards OF six months with inalarfa,
found myself with an enlarged spleen, dys
peptic, and constantly troubled with a
headache, and my kid eys did not act very
well either. Having spent most of nv
money for medicine and medical advice.
thought, to save expense, / would use
ALLCoCK'S Porous PLAsTERs, two on the
ague cake. and one on the pit Of the
stomach, just under the breast-bone.
continued using the p asters about thirty
days, charging them every week. At the
end of that time was erfectly we, anc
have rema ned SO ever since.
GEORGE DIXON.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
sAr,aloAL aEpAaIEE.
..,sat,onai Art Coveted BY Many.
mn. Possessed by Few.

.-,avaationnl AIRS Nos1toss ~ H%~nyt
But Possessed BY Few
A. iron sharpeneth iron. 50 sharp
;rritateth the wits friends.
1on qs,,cb many laugh at other peoples
nous apse no one willingly serves AS
ear, We fight shy of man or woman
u uu' in repartcc. for the most courte-
rca" sotort is seldom free from satire
p p,n IN yindicating himself. the wit
h, ,dan refrains from censuring others.
y. oncient sage, who lived when II
n .as common to erect statues to obscure
Narsons. being condoled with that no
Po,h honor had been conferred upon
s... replied with wit. but also with
s satire: II prefer to hear It asked why
s", "ro mo statue, rather tn n why
"" The satire is sometimes deserved. A
r.oncb maid Of honor, at the court OF
Iouis XIII, asked certain Marshal
10 marry her. -. ),
"You are the silliest man at court, :"
she said on his refusal.
' "Excuse me" was the witty but bit
-. renlv. IL think l have just proved
the contrary.
w celebrated French artist, in the
a,ys Of Louis Kill, dsliked painting
.hs nortraits of the ladies at the court.
II he represented them as they were,
.hov accused him of not producing a
GOOD likeness; and if he flattered them,
thor the critics asserted the absence Of
resemblance. A countess, whose
handsome features were disfigured by
Tho application Of rouge, persuaded the
artist much against his will, to paint
her portrait
after two or three sittings, ''your color'
.re not brilliant enough for my com
nlexion. Where did you buy themp"
madame, answered the artist, %
think they came from the same shol
where you buy your own"
would-be wit of Paris, with mor'
assurance than brains, offered to intro
duce young nobleman of the province
to lady of high rank.
"Allow me, madame" said he. ST
present to you the Marquis de Tierce
Vile. who is not such a fool as h
looks"
MADAME" replied the Marquis
"that is precisely the difference be
tween my friend and me-"
A countryman, walking through
city street in which there were man.
brokers' offices, was surprised at tn
absence of merchandise in the windows
"Monsieur, what do you sellp" h
asked, stepping into an office.
cases heads" answered the broker
snappishly.
..Monsieur must be doing larg
trade" rejoined the peasant, laughin
heartily, '.for see that he has but on
left"
Stevens should be made to feel tha
neither their position nor their brain
justify their disagreeable eccentricity
Mahoney, the Irish wit, known as ''F;
ther Prout," once called on a literar
lady, whom he found conversing wit
gentleman whose manners indicate
his familiarity with good society, bu
whose apparel betrayed his slovenlinesi
.'Dd you not notice his well-bre
ease and courtly toner" asked the lad
of Mahoney. after the gentleman ha
left the room.
Yes" growled the cynical wi
.your friend can well afford to pl
some polish in his manner, for he keel
none for his boots. y Youth Companion
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
MOTHERS SMILES ARE THE SUNLIGHT
OF HOME

There would be fewer clouds and BRIGHTER
sunshine in many households il every
dispirited suffering woman realized what
boon DIR. Pierce's -Favorite Prescription"
is for all weaknesses and maladies to
which her sex is liable. Nolaay who gives
this wonderful remedy trial will be dis
appointed by the result. 1t not only acts
promptly upon all functional der nge
ment-, but by its rare nervine and tonic
properties strengthens and repairs the
whole feminine sys em. Price reduced to
one dollar. BY dru ,gists.
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The British war-ship Raven is re-
ported to have been saved from de-
struction in cyclone in the South Pa
ciic by liberal use of oil, which stilled
the stormy waters.
"A seminary for young ladies at
Lasell, Mass, has issued beautifully
illustrated catalogue in which an
nouhcement is made that "Pains is
taken to cultivate the best habits in
speaking and writing the English Ian
ruage. Cincinnati Times.
A Philadelphia economist figures
ont the reduction of car fare in that
CITY from six to five cents as positive
loss to poor people. He says that
when they walked before they saved
six cents, and now they only save hv'
cents. Christian at Work.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
RECKLESS BETTING.
An Evil Which Frequently Mars the En-
gagement of Amateur Races.

An Evil Which Frequently Mars the En-
gagement of Amateur Races.
But can betting on the university
races be stoppedP That is not to be
expected; but it can be enormously
diminished, and that by no one else
than by the crews themselves. If they
will dispense with all DISCUSSES and
subterfuges, and let themselves be
known for just what they are, neither
more nor less, then betting will lose
nine-tenths of its impetus. Nor will
the pleasurable elements of legitimate
uncertainty as to the result ever be alb
sent; for, however apparent it may seem
that one of the crews is superior to the
other, there are a dozen possibilities
that this anticipation may be defeated
when the race actually comes to be
rowed. One man may overtrain; an
other may catch crab; the stroke may
turn, out more effective than it looked;
or the crew that had never done itself
justice in practice may awaken under
the spur Of actual competition, and
surprise its friends and strike aghast its
enemies. No race is ever won until il
has been rowed. And even if the
prophets prove correct, defeat will be
no worse, nor victory any less sweet, il
1t has been expected beforehand. 1t is
rare privilege, too-the opportunity
to do ones utmost for no other reward
than the parsley crown. 1t is priv.
lege which comes seldom in after life
as these young gentlemen will discover
IN due time. -Jutidn Ha,othorn, n
Century.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
a Drummer Taken In.

"Will | have time to stop off and get
some refreshments" asked a drum
mer on Texas railroad of the con-
duc.or, rs the traiI, stopped at sta
ton.
You will have plenty of time.
The drummer stepped of. and the
train went off without him. The next
time the drummer saw that conductor
he took him to task severely for his
conduct, complaining that he had to
lay over at that lonely place seven
hours.
WELL" replied the conductor, ''you
asked me if you would have time to
get some refreshme nts, and if you
couldn't get all you wanted in seven
hours, it seems TO me you are hog. y
Verdict for the conductor, and no
papeal.-7eras Siftinqs.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
THE MARoH or FASHION.


49,
70 Costumep and Materials for
Evcrv so.san ,',s'.,
some ar,;.,as - so . rage ioi
ono for "a 80 ""u .nc iAvorau
tho forn, - .i"rs, = Nuns WAS. I'D
b,l,it st,... \. 'se. u'''Da'ni y
dor aguro and .S' ~. I'm ~ = 7'ch-
SEASIDE n,a,,.,.a,. - "D'o iol no'ne'
wear Tbov hora a,.s, = 's"ns'
pared for ox'.,,,s,,,, .s... sy &. 49, Plo-
str;ned .nr,L 49,; ~. '.s'o :" pun ~
same fastened With ,,,. ss.s - ~, ny
Lawn tepn;a .otsIas s ...;','a ,,.SA'''
cboctad ,,;uo,,an. - ~. = ','"o''
str;ncd AID ,,;scn "A, ,,n's,.,,. P...' N
Chinese all -. = ,ao0.
fabrics - work ~ ;nt,, l,.s,,sas IA =
contrast e dos;r.d IN, II s,,;...s5 @,,s'
m av be. sa,aated - 4. Fl 'o1''
tcriaI used for sI,orI,la,. s.,.,,a. 49,.
bapds he3t ara c,uar ''' " -
A short no;ntod
.buttnns ON tho ,oft tas s,,ss.. -.
rever IN tha ,;oht s;Ia ~ Il. 49,
ter cut out {, " sha, ~ Ell !.
with nl.;tinrs 80 81 -. WIZ.
n croan,;sI IT,, !: .'. =,
very chic for chen,;s,tta ~ IL
preep hin, o. hlaoL ,a IN.
basoues The collar off. ona rorans
are usualrv ~ voIvot
Corded edgos aro .r;n
basoues ag,i1 Tho H. 81 =
used on wool.p costrmas .honr,, IN,
NAV ba co,dod with va,uat naa..,a
fronts NAV be a. ono t,yo ~ thraa
ronts Or ont n IT si..s m
cut verv short :, ~ b;,s .nJ ~
hacks ARRANGED to sn;t onv fancv IN
;abot rlait, shortost /, ~ r,;id,a
showing tho f,cino two ,ahs ond 40
points two narrow how Mats soma
rated mn tho middle a. siiohtlv no;ntpd
with an ;nserted-fan ~ tr;mn;ng fah
rio
A dressv India silk bosoue hos a
LONG slender point in front and iaho,
b.nI. tbo un.ar ,,.rt ha,tons -. ~,
tho rioht nearly to tho hnst 10 thon
cut ont tn leave a v from tho bnst tn
tho noint which ia t;lleJ with crone IN
narrow Mats. ! ravars u velvet s an
tho right s;Je ~ tho ". tho collar
.uffs. iabot facino and hand from nv
noint tn the hack Il Of tho Same ma.
terial
| A nIa;nar baso,o bas an ovo,-sbaned
niece emf ont hetweor tho nock and
bust filed in With Matted silk and
outlined with revcrs rounded in III,
cantor 70 follow tho ov.t n,astron
Anotber nrettv stv,e ;s 70 hutton IN.
fronts SLIGHTLY nm ono side with three
Ioroo buttons an5 tbo, :, co,t;n,o tbo
fasIep;no down tbe middle with sma,
hn,tons
shirt sleeves arc froopon,lv soon II
woolen or cotton hasoues and alwav
on the blouse waists. the cuff NAV b,
eyo inebo, doon ar only an in,l, viii,
hand Pufrs above narrow velve
ur;st hand ara styl;sb. the, arc co,
mon a narrow coat sleeve lining an,
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
rae JOB PRESS,

The sold Reliable" Jobber. lex 5, which
we recently purchased from Palmer & Rey,
Pc tland, Or, is one of the most perfect
machines in the exc ution of its work we
have seen on the market. For ease OF
sewing machine, and for rapidity hiss nc
equal; in all it is an ideal Jobber, and it is
a handsome recommendation Of the firm
of Palmer & Rey.-Steue,as Co. Miner, Col
ville, W. T., Aug. Is, 1887.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09
FLORIDA. "rHE LAND OF FLOWERS

Is paradice for the invalid. and the
Fountain of Youth" was once though
to be hid in one of its forest glades. 1t is
now the haven f many con umptiv g. who
find benefit in her gen al warmth and fra
grant flowers. The consumptive invalid
need not ne essarily go SO tar from nome
and friends to get relief. For il not in the
asst stages of the disease DIR. r. V. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" will restor
to perfect health. For all chronic throat
bronchial and lung diseases it is most re-
liable specific. By druggists.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

"A ST. John county Fia.) farmer heard
the yard and ran out to a the little girl
PROSTATE On the ground whi rooster
stood on her breast Growing triumphautIy.
The enrfgcd fowl hal picked one of the
chIld's eyes out and had scratched her face
horribly with his claws.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

The Oregon kindergarten Training
School, for the purpose of instructinp
teachers in the Kinderg ,rten Method
will resume SEPTEMBER 9th, at 24t
Washing ton street. Portland, Or. A few
Musical Assistants will be given free
scholarships. Address
Mrs. C DUNLAP, Principal.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

A young woman of Denver was
married not long ago to soldier sta
toned at Fort Union, N. M. After the
marriage he returned to his post and
she resumed her duties as domestic
IN Denver family. A few nights ago
she' while sitting in the kitchen, was
startled by several distinct raps upon
.ne window. Looking up she saw the
lace OF her husband peering at her.
running to the door, opening it.. and
calling she found no one on the out
sue; and then she tainted. The sequel
IS mat she has received telegram
stating that her husband had died at
Union just about the hour when she
SAW his face at the window Chicago
Herald.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

When you go to Po tland. if you need
anything in the drug line call on John A
Child & Co., corner Morrison and Second
streets, as they keep the best of every
thing and their prices are reasonable. Or
send in your orders by mai, as they make
a speciality of sending goods by mail and
express.
JOHN A. CHILD & Co.. Druggists,
Cor. Morrison & I'd Sts.. Portland, Or.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

To Thresherss ! nave few of the
celebrated Westinghouse Threshcrs get,
and for he purpose Of closing out will sell
them on next yess's terms vt bottom
igur s. Also. a few acc rnd-hand ma
thipes of other make. Write for bargains.
q. I. WRIGHT, foot Of Morrison Street,
Portland ~ egon
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The successor to the Hawaiian throne
after Kalakaua is his niece, daughter q
his sis ter Likelike. The child is now l:
years old.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

Buy Now, while freights are low ant
stock large. You can save money IL yot
purchase your goods from PALMER & REY
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liver. Blood. and Lunqs.

II you feel dun, drowsy. dcbilitated. have
sallow color of skin, or ycllowish-b brown spots
on face or body, frequent headache or dizzf-
chiils, alternating with hot flushes. low spirits
and gloomy forcbodings. irregular appetite,
and coated tongue, you are suffering rom
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and Torpid
Liver, or "Bi1fOusness." In many
cases only part of these symptoms are expo
rienced As remedy for all such cases,
DIR, Pferee,s Golden Medical Dis.
eOvcry is unsurpassed.
For Weak Lungs, Splitting OF
Blood, ShOrtness of Breath, BrOn.
chitfs. Asthma, Severe Coughs, and
kindred affections, 1t Is an efficient remedy.
SOLD BY DgUGGIsrs. at S1.OO, or SIX
BOTTLES for $500.
Send ten cents in stamps for DIR. Pierce'e
book on Consumption. Address,
WOrIdss Dispensary Medical Assoc.
citation, 663 Main Street, BUFFALO. N. Y.
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DR.. w. B. Forden. celebrated specialist
in nervous diseases ard ruptures, will call
upon his many correspondents in the VIII
lamette Valley in the near future.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

The export OF silver from the United !
States since 1913 has amounted to $751;
T45.77f.
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"Ah parYon. wish uld carry my
gold with me-" said q dying man to his
pastor. 1T might melt" was the consol-
ing answer.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

It outrivals siI--Dr. sage's catarrh
Remedy.
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The only stock of type. presses and
printing material will be found at Palmer
& Rey's Portland house.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

The annual product of the silver mines
of South Amtric is estimated to he &z6,
UCO GOO
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Jay Gould has been sued for I'VE million
dollars.
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CONSUMPTION.

which is ScrOfula OF tho Lungs, is NJ
rested and cured by this remedy. III taken be-
fore the last stages of the disease ore reached.
From its marvellous power over this terribly
fatal disease, when first offering this now
celebrated remedy to the public. Dr. PIERCE
thought seriously of calling it his soon.
sum ptiOn Cure.o but abandoned that
name as too limited for a medicine which,
from its wonderful combination of tonic, or
strengthening, Alternative, or blood-cieansing,
anti-bilious, pectoral, and nutritive proper
ties is unequaled, not only rs remedy for
consumption, but for all Chronic Dis
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-09

Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. soc
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Silver mines of Europe yield annually
$13, 0C0,C0n.
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nose offensive or otherwise, partial loss Of
smell, taste, or hearing, weak eyes, dull pain
sands of cases terminate. in consumption.
DIR. Sage s. CArARRH REMEDY cures the worst
cases of Catarrh, "C0ld i'm the Head,0
and Catarrhal Headache. 80 cents.
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READ ru1a cAREFulLY.

Kve1y man and woman young Or old, on this Cu4st
that s acted with any disease, matter what, tbs
their family physician does mot undcrstand or canno
cure, should write full description Of their trouble
DR. Forden, get the train and whit him He Pre-
medicines 10 be had for money. Combinations frse
Honest opinions given; reasonable charges All CORES
pondence strictly confidential Enclose stamp Addfca
W. y. FokDEN, NJ: D.; Offices. .. and II. First Ma
tzonal Bank, Portland, Oregon.
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Forest Grove. oroGpu>
Opens the nes so1au, year aef< Is and o111 11cn>15
hisher educational s'ixan.afss y ~ 3ce14 a ~
FUNDS over @1o0o1 Il5<az5 evsr 90 vo15i517 =;
cation, hsslthiEL Espen:s@. neht I91u1z44 Q11x
miles q Portland on rair61d, uslh 90 611 -
say d<s'y kc< cafeldsus - Infe!n1z1t715 s41s5!1
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-03
MODERN WRITER'S.
A Charge That the ScribbIers of To-Da
Are Guilty of Literary Log Rolling.

Charge That the ScribbIers of To-Day
Are Guilty of Literary Log Rolling.
As Il matter of fact, the lives of the
swarm of writers who to-day are and
tomorrow disappear, are of no more
Importance than the lives of physicians
and lawyers, or. indeed. butchers,
bakers and grocers. Their exaggerated
ideas of their own consequence, their
pushing efforts for self-advancement,
may be characteristic of an advertising
age. But all this is not characteristic
of an age which produces permanent
literature. Nothing permanent can be
written by one who is constantly posing
before the public.
There was 4 time when the doctor,
lawyer and clergyman We're regarded
as sacred triad in New England, as
superior to the rest of mankind.
Something of similar superstition con-
corning the writer still remains, and
vast multitude of men, women and
children, who have succeeded in pass
ing a stray bit of prose or verse through
the printing press, seek to profit by it.
Most of those who write to-day labor
under the delusion that they are pro-
ducing .'literature'' The great mass
of con temporary writing has no more
to do with literature than a grocer's
bill. One can fancy Thackeray among
us chucklng over this tremendous
pow-wOw about the New York liter
airy movement" the young Boston
literary school," the great American
,fC 81, -, Il
and the domestic habits of Brown.
There have always been exhibitions
of egotism; there has always been nom
sense talked and acted wherever au-
thors have congregated; but to men
whose work has become classic much
may be forgiven. The opportu-
mites for publicity to-day are
greater than ever before, the
self-displav of literature" is more
conspicuous; but how many classics
are we producing? OF the flood of
current writings. how much will be
held worthy of note even, by historic
ans, in fifty years? Plenty of clever
work is being done, for almost every
one is clever in this age, but nothing
great. Why not be modest enough to
acknowledge our littleness? There arc
writers who work quietly and sensibly.
Their self-respect keeps them from
noisily parading themselves and their
personal affairs before the public. But
the self-consesuence of many of our
writers and their eagerness for notice
have become stock jest even with
newspaper hufnorists. The curse Of
the American literary work of the day
is its self-conseiousness. Frank Les
les illustrated Heck'H
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-03
CROSSED In LONE
now an Eminently Sensible Woman

HOW an Eminently Sensible Woman
Treated Her Sentimental Nephew.
perhaps the best way TO tell whether
heart is really broken or not is an
adaptation of the rule given for dis
covering whether mushrooms are edible
or poisonous. If they kill you, they
are poisonous; if they don't. they are
mt to eat. A heart that is quite broken
does not mend. and it may be added
that the possessor of a heart that is
almost broken rarely publishes his
grief from the house-top.
A sentimental young man. who fan
cied that he had been crossed IN love-"
visited an elderly aunt, plain, prac-
teal and eminently sensible woman.
He told her his misery, and unques-
tionably took pleasure in telling it.
His aunt greeted him cordially, and
asked:
How do you do, Albert? You look
we'll"
Il wish could say l was WE'LL" was
the doleful reply.
why, what's the matter of you?
Amt bilious, are you?''
MY pain is here replied the young
man, placing his hand on his heart.
Mine is broken and bleeding heart. -"
What! Heart disease? Why, it
don't run in the family. Like enough
it's only cold in your chist. Magnesia
Is good for heartburn.
I'm sorry to say mine is heart
ache"
caches, do ito Mebbe red fannels
wrung out of hot water might help it.
Or you might try slipp'ry ellum and
tlaxseed poultice.''
You don't understand, Aunt Jane.
My affections have been trif1ed with,
and my love refused and scorned. But
l shall not suffer long"
Nonsense" said the old lady. "Tll
fix you up mess of thoroughwort and
sour-dock and peppermint that'll bring
you round all right
Life holds no hope for me. Ihave
nothing to live for now"
"Haint. eh? I've heerd folks talk
like that afore. Live for? Why, if
you was to be taken this minute with
cramp in the stomach. you'd have us
all tearin' off for the doctor as fast as
we could go. I'll wager a whole
maxim of butter that it won't be six
months before that poor bruised and
broken heart of yours will be patched
up by some girl or other. amt wor-
ried bit about you. There's a cord
of green ellum wood out in the barn
yard that it'd DO you sight of good
TO split up to kind o take your mind
off yourself. You'll pull through this
nonsense that YOU call misery in less
than n months time"
Six months later his aunt received an
invitation to his we lding to u young
lady he had known three months.
- knew how it would be- she says,
griml y.-IOuth'S CompaRiOn.