The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1887-10-11
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Chicago Inter Ocem The apple crop throughout
the country is the poorest known in years. This
VIII not prevent an unusually large output of genu-
inc cider vinegar.
Nashville american. Tvs a curious thing that
some PEOPLE who object to taking the tux off whisky
and tobacco have the most TO say about tho enor-
nous amount people spend for these two articles.
Ii the taxes taken Of the same amount Of whis
ky and tobacco can be bought for half the money
and leave the other half to buy more bread and
meat and clothes with.
omaha World Don't fear for The health of tho
body polite. II may have worms but its constitu-
ton is all right.
Springfield Union: If you can't explain lust why
green trees turn red in the autumn, You can some
times find out why green girl tuns red all Of
sudden.
lie Journal AHeusant' Mamma, Lily las been
telling another fb. Say TO her it's very wicked for
little girl TO tell fbs-that she must wait till She
grows up"
burlington Free Press. A Connecticut man made
bet that he could kill clean, cook and cGt a spring
chicken in fifteen minutes. lie won the bet, but II
was an awful surprise TO the chicken.
hartford Ti,Res; A young man, an agent for
book on social etiquette, has been seen and heard
in our streets. One young lady says he ought to
read Textbook himself and then perhaps he would
know enough to leave ones house when requested
to-
MN York Herald: The word "b0cli"-Wheh IS
used IN France TO designate glass Of beer on n mug
of alc-is of German origin IL first appeared in
Munich during the reign OF Louis de BlyieTe, when
the king, on returning from an opening of
brasscrie, was thrown down by buck-whiih fur
nished the pretcxt $50 says correspondent of the
Paris Figaro for calling thcnceiorth glass Of beer
d "bock." ms y3ment is on foot In France TO
suppant this name with a more appropriate one.
JUdgc. The guide leads Il couple % the brink Of q
nightful precipice, and then says in n mournful
an nd rsiE. I,ova
last year. The lady leaned over too far ana disap-
pcated The gentleman said 1t was one Of the finest
views lie had ever seen"
Boston Truagcriw "Oh mamma" exclaimed
little Edith, running into the house nearly out of
breath, there's going 10 be a marriage deception
over to Mrs Uppuns this evening" wharfage
deception HIM what ridiculous blundefs children
DO make sometimes"
Tgd-Bts: Chicago htlsband-Ahl good news,
good newsl Our divorce has been granted.
Chicago wife-1hank goodness, we Gan now be
happy for eyermore.
SoiacrUaH J0urnai Tho boy who whistles twenty
five hours out Of the twenty -four may not become
burglar or o murderer when lie grows up, after all.
lie is likely not TO grow up if you get fair chance
at him
Norristo,cn Herald; A teacher in a boys school
in an adjoining county found forty big pupils out Of
sixty-thrcc who had never read the constitution of
the United States and were ignorant of the cause
which led to Us preparation. Every mothers son
of them however could tell Of the standing Of each
baseball club in the national league and the Amcri-
ean association,
Ioglol, Courir: "My father is a very genial
man, " she said, 'an1 desires that / shall extend
the hospilalite5 Of the house TO every caller WIN
you take something before you go2p
"WcH yes' replied the youth, II Wl with your
perrnis ION take a kiss from you"
The maid was abashcd, bat the youth was equal
10 the occasion, and the Inequalities were ex-
tended.
Dcir0d me Prcsa: "Kin git man arrested2n
asked c0lored man Of the sergeant desk In police
headq quarters yesterday.
"What for"
"IuI calm me u8mcs."
"WhAt uAmGa'
owen, lah Ie called me dJdo."
"Aud what is a dOdo"
~ dunno sah.'
"Perhaps it means great salesman
"MeDbe IT does, -ah an 10 I'll letupo On his callin'
me names an nave him arrested fur &c way he
Jumped In aud give me two kicks"
Tde Epoch He-Wll you dream Of me tonight
she-So, am never troubled with nightmare
LvHa I,mi "Out Of every 100 female school
teachers" says an exchange, "seyen marry every
year" TheEoYen seem 10 be doing busnef6 for the
Wnolc 100.