New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-26
TILE T1LK or TIE Dry

Tho outside seats OF the Fifth-ave. stages are now
largely patIolzod by ladies in the evening, and con-
sequently the avenue has quite coaching club
parade evory night.
ooh mammal what Is that dreadful noise on the
Nothing, my child Your father VIII persist in
trying to get into the hammock when he wants 70
smoke, and you Gnow how clumsy he is."-(Burlns-
ton FREQ Press.
"Tho Publishers Bulletin" now weekly Just
started in this city, says that Dr. Talmage Will soon
begin to write weekly syndicate letter for num-
bcr Of newsI apers. His sermons are already pub
lishod by a largo syndicate 0f newspapers, and are
said to have a circulation of Two million week.
Reports from Belgium state that effort Is being
mado by manufacturers Of that country 10 establish
an important commercial house at Calcutta for the
exclusive sale Of Belgian products, such as cretonnes
lac0 curtains, silks, cottons, furniture coverings
crockery, cutlery glassware pianos and carriages
A Chicago man paid $3.50 a few weeks ago for a
new and improved incubator. Ho placed tDcfelh
go worth Oh hlsh-prlced eggs and hired boy to
attend az irrSn"E he n yeSteray morning TO
Inspect tho incubator and see how many OF the oggs
large bluebottlo fly. which be caught aud put IN a
bottle. Ito exhibits this insect " lnquring friends
rs tho only 500 lily IN tho United States.CChioago
Tribune
According to "Tho London Spectator" thore Is
great deal Of Jewish pGuperism in London. Last
year, IL says every third Jew received aid from the
state. The for this state of affairs Is that
largo number OF Spanish, Portuguese Dutch, Sephar-
dino and Mogreb Jews have immigrated to London
ChestnIts In New Shells.-To the question, slows
business - tho tailor answers sew, 50" inc aoiVTaS
Jumping; thu yachtsman, booming; the ulsuLer'
stan; tho baAer, rislg, Inc wtldns master, uOuIlsh
Keeper, fiat the weather bureau clerk, nuctuatng,
tho furniture tamster, on the move; the mini ter
whose church Is In debt, far; the shoemaker, avn
ibg IN tho nod carrier and the eey ator boy. up
aud now down; tho undertaken run into the ground.
astronomer, looking up the lobster catcher, gone to
pot tho cooper, t~lho0plng her up the aei9naut'
going up; the diver, going down.-tBoston Courier
After seeing Mr.. Days Company play "The Tam
ing Of tho shrew," Dostonians arc willing to &C
knowledge that NowYorK. in its poor weak way, can
do some things passably well.
Tho use Of proiane and vulgar language on the
streets Is disgusting practice that prevails In san
Francisco. It ~ "A most unmanly practice and should
30 eaeced on al des II a , S9es the NE yGS
10y respectable loo Ang evidently intelligent men, as
Well as b. hoodluns. and even by young boys. We
aro sorry 20 say also that the police offend in the
OF decency and correctors OF bad manners In public
-(San Francisco Report.
A fresh water novelist, vino has presumably never
seen tho ocean. males his hero his heroine In
tones like "tho tapping wayelCts that cream murmur-
ingy up tho shingle."
MIDNIGHT EXPERIENCE.
As softly TO bed laf night orcpt;
He had ycllcd his FIJI. the ouse was stIll,
And know that tho little tyrant slept
SO gladl
But wa stubbcd onr too 'gainst the crib and loi
A yell OF twcnty-six lung power
Tho stiffness broke, for tho tyTant woke
And We walked tho fo1r for another hour.
50 madI
Tho saloon men OF this city begin to hope that
hereafter Ncw-YorK viii rot DO dry Sunday
that 1t will bo In danger Of burning up
Some Consolation. -"And what kind OF man was
your busbandl :" q weeping widow was asked.
"Wc | thought no angel before we were
married. but found had made great mistake.
no died and I guess he's an angel now That's some
consolation. "-(B0ston Courier.
There Ia no truth In the report that the Congress
sional Record is to be used by the Signal Service
Bureau for measurement of wind.
Literary standaTds.-Omaha Girl-IIave you read
"sho"i
Chicago Girl haven't had timo yet I've bo-
awfully interested III "BOody Billy, the Gulch
Gaante" though
"IIOrrOrs'
eyes Indeed. It's delightfully."- full Of them"
"Tho idea OF reading those vulgar dime novels"
ooh this all right, dear, it's bound In cloth
with gilt edges."-Omaha World.
Mr.. Henry watterson IS kept pretty busy these
days declining things In this respect no is unlike
his excellent and bralny paper, which Is In anything
but a declining state.
Three OF the known cergymen Of the Protestant
denomination In Newark open and Jealous In their
advocacy OF tho doctrines OF Henry George, and prob
ably Others Of the Catholic and Protestant clergy here
AFRO favorable TO Henry Georges Idea of land owner
ship. The fact has this sgnifancc-that religious
teachers elsewhere earnestly studying tho
great social questions that concern humanity, rec0g
nLing them belonging TO tho province OF the
Church and allied TO the truths Of revealed religion.
5Nowari Press-Register.
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