The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-04-21
Gbistlfs.

The lab oleensryasnf.
The Chlneae al CslsiorEis are ID,
ggezecan. besrr d the soA
50 Be-'I cesld live on pigs isss al
tho iiEe ste-'Aro yes sur yos
aoaaY
"a little hsys first pair Of trousers
sIvsf' 81 u the pockets arc dcsr
escash
-~Fsma Is lits rivef. that lsareih ~
tEings ashi sud s~ollen and dro.D'
iLi0gs .ssabiy sd solid,
"A Nss Basoa paper boasts Of cal
thai alta np lte kangefoo. hsngeroo'
must ~, ap III night. then.
TIE man Who csu rise saPsrior To I'D
vera circumsssrcst 10 hero. Remem-
her this uhsn yowr ,ronsen bag 81 ihs
knes
-Cougresrnan DO sleeping car "Por-
Yer, Buag @s glass Of water "Por-
ter; Gsinst i0teFslate commerce rules
ssL
,, arran Davis. nov getting toward
eighty yssis Of sse. bss boughss nev
shot-ean. Does be propose 10 renew The
confictf
--scisbce IL big thing. !, makes 50
gar from coal tar II can do every
thing except make maple sugar from Yer
mont
.-"Atssi wen doctors don't kno~
svsrythios, s.ys contemporary. No.
child; That erelasiveuess is reserved for
editor
--The report that Senator Sherman 10
trying TO revive the old shig party At the
South IL nonsense, Uncle Sherman 10 no
body -fbs,ebet
fbe sultan OF Turkey has 3sI wives.
When The house cleaning season arrives
and The isi get to work 10 earnest. they
mai. il suliry for the sultan.
--Tb. past dreafy, long.legged winter
ough, ie teach us an important lesson,
but !, doesn't happen TO occur TO US JUS,
now what that lesson ought TO be- unless
IL is that great ash heaps from little coal
asbis grow.
In the cafe Look here, said . Gus
toner. "you have raised the price Of this
liquor, snd wha, is more you give smaller
glasses. IL, j. true" responded the
bArkeeper; "bui do you not observe that
the bottle is largerY"
"A Northern man who went down 10
Florida remarked II came down to Flori.
da 10 get little change aud some rest,
"Did you get iti"some one asked" No;
the walters got the little change and the
hotels got the rest
"A Dakota man who was running for
the magistracy announced that II elected
he would charge only 81 for marrying
any couple aud would wait until there
was christening" for bis payment. He
lin the rival candidate in the shade.
--Blobson found bis little boy crying,
the other day, and upon asking him what
vas the matter, prceoeious infant sobbed:
oh. pal I'm afraid there's going to be
smash up. Ma said she was going to
spank M. and she's just been rubbing
nitro slyeeriue on her band.
Yes, you may go. " she said, "if you
viii not forget tina, 1t is Sunday, and walk
quietly, as you should. Kenneth. age
six, and Philip, bis brother. two years
older, asked permission OF their mother
70 80 out and see the girls on Sunday
afternoon.
-Popl well. girl. Lent is nearly ov-
or. and now what have you done for the
good OF the church during the season OF
pensncey Bess, with sudden attack OF
bravery --"Mollie hasn't done much OF
anything but = hm -er-.I've ppromised
TO m marry the new Rector"
My dear" said the husband to the
wife before the glass, I'm ashamed 10
sec you put all that red stuff on your
cheeks "oh, don't worry about that, +"
she replied swee,t. 1T matches the
color on your nose admirably. aud bar
mony Is what makes the marriage relation
ideal"
A school teacher was endeavoring a.
explain TO a small boy in her class the
meaning Of the word collision. She
said Suppose Two boys running on the
stree, should come together real card
VIVA, would there be9" "A fight" re-
sPonded the little fellow loudly and with |
astonishing prsmptness. aud the teacher
gave !, up.
"A gentleman on bis way home last
Monday night Q O'Clock. me, negro boy
coming out OF an alley with chicken un
der his arm. He took bold Of the boy.
examined the chicken, and finding IL q
nice fat pullet, asked the boy il be bad
not stolen il. The boy replied; mo, sir;
il ia er stole dat chicken ia or bad i'm in
CT bag boss " The gentleman le. him go
on bis way
Charley Porter was police sergeant at
Fort Delaware. aud for Lis sly ways in
catching up with the boys vas called
''Old Fox" When the news OF Lees sur
render reached the fort great vas the re-
ioicing among the federals Old FoI
came 10 TO tell lhe news and cell the news
papers containing the account Now
be said. "pors. Fox was a Dotcbmsn,l
''you vill sll soon 20 home an veil al pc
ireu,a You'll pc goot As We is. Wen pc
600, ss you is. 40 w tam, de niger viii
20 ~ eooi ~ bote Of o. /"
Somebody wrote 10 the editor Of
village paper to ask how be ~ould "brest
an cd - IL