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The Somerset reporter., 1887-01-05

CANInElpGE-a correspondent writes .
Ira Horn and II. 7 Whiting have gone up
to Lincoln and vicinity, selling puug~ and
on Il collecting tour...C elias Bailey has
finished his seasons work for Me>>r>.
Whitney 4 Horne and i getting ready
for the woods his family are boarding at
the Island House. Mrs. ~ y. Saun-
ders has been very sick the past week and
under the treatment of Dr. fo>> of DcN-
cr....M Mr. e. II. Page and wife have
come home ON visit. Mir. Page has
charge of the farm at Upper Roach River
for the BradStrectS of tiardiner.,,.l hear
that Gardner Rogers, our shoemaker.
who has been in Auburn for short time
is to return to his old shop and renew his
business, much to the qualification Of the
public. Henry Brown who works at
Fay X SCOTS, Dexter, WAS at home I"
spend a week Christmas with hi parents.
Parties are securing the country ai
ter apples, they are paying SIS per bbl.
delivered on the cars at Dexter.
The Somerset reporter., 1887-01-05
kSl;!{jii|aa|I|lI|||I|7

You can't niIard To get throu,h your next
sashidy with mt usins
No sticking. hiiSterine. hrcakiug ar ir"uhle
ELASTICITY. stiffness. ani gloss produced. Gives
Troy finish. Ask yonr grocer foi starr HtNE.
sec tn.tt the Fox head j. On every package.
Made aud guaranteed 10y 5niil
THI EP0RGE PnY STARCH ca Clpclnlat. O
The Somerset reporter., 1887-01-05
GENERAL NEWS.

The number of failures in the lnitc(
States in lSsG was 9N3l a. compared Will
| 10 .637 in the wear lNN5, decrease OF 500
failures The total liabilities of the
failures of lSs6 were Slllyoo0, 600. rs
compared with Sl2i moo GOO in lNN.', de
crease of Slo,0po.ooo The numsnr of
traders reported in business in ESQ in
the ruitcd States was go OF these
one trader in every .-..--rHf1cd. The aver
aGc HaOlHl 1-IfT failure in lseG was Sill
"'I i >f1a1n>t an average in lNN5 of of
'Sll.77N. Trade during the past has been
very large and generally rcmuneratiNc.
II has been stated of late that Judge
Gresham, of Indiana, would hca cundi.
date Tor the Presidential nomination. hut
Il reporter of the New York T'rihVHc has
been shown letter from Judge Gresham
stating That it Is his intention to remWn
on the bench permanently. Probably the
most remarkable thing in the letter,
when considered a. coming from for
mcr member of President Arhur's tabi-
net and from one whose name was being
pushed to the front by former Arthur
leaders. is a statement of opinion that
Mr. Blaine will be his party nominee in
1855 providing he is willing to accept the
position. and will be elected.
1t is believed that the success of >rfi-
Hei'S HtgosiDc is unique in the history of
magazines. The first (January) number
was published on December 18th, the first
edition being 1000 copies. Ii Wa~ rN-
hau>tcd on the day of publication nn
Saturday, December 18th, Il second edition
of - 900 copies appeared, which WAS ut
once consumed, and an additional l. 900
was put to prcSs-liO, 600 copies having
been already sold. The February number
of ScriLHe,'s Magd$ine, of which l25.o0o
copies have been ordered rs Il first edition,
will contain most interesting article. by
Mr.. John c. Ropes. upon the likeness
of Julius Caesar" with Is portraits, one
of which, engraved by Mr.. W. b. Clos~on,
will be the frontispiece of the number.
\ new story is begun in the same number,
by Mr.. +. j. Stimun %, $. of Dalc), en-
titled, The Rcsiduary Lcgatee.' The
second mStalmcnt of cX-Ministcr Wash
burne's "Reminiscences of the Siege and
Commune of Paris is of the greatest in
tcrest, describing aS it does the most in
tcresting phases of the Siege.
The Somerset reporter., 1887-01-05

Captain Mitchell, of the bark Antoine
Sala. New York and Havana trade, came
home in May. entirely helpless with rhen-
matism. He went to the mountains. hut
receiving no benefit, at his wifes request
began to take Hoods Sarsaparilla lie
Immediately began To improve; in two
months his rheumatism WAS all gone, and
he sailed in command of his vessel "A well
man. Hoods Sarsaparilla will help YOU
Sold by druggists
At the regular meeting of Athens
Grange, No. POS, Dec. Is h., the follow
ing officers were elected FOR the ensuing
year; Master, c. +, Dorc; oycrscer,
II. Boothby Lecturer :. Fox; Steward,
A. W. Drake; Asst Steward, II. Young
Chap, j W. llinkley; Treas, Mrs. :. Y.
Loring Sec, Mrs. w. Leighton; :. h,
l.. X. Curtis; Pomona, Mrs. n Fox; F.,
Miss Carrie Knights; {. Susie :. Curtis ;
1. A. Steward. Mrs. n. Drake. The OIL
GERS were installed Jan. LIST.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
The Charaoter-Building Era.

The period which lies between the ages
of fifteen and twenty-five is pre-eminently
the character building era Of almost every
life. Few characters assume their final
permanence" before fifteen. Few are
changed, in their essential elements, after
fve-and-twenty. God gives to every soul
it's portion of life-seed to be sown. In the
majority of cases the seed has been scat
tered and the character of the harvest de-
termined by the time this second point has
bsen reached. The rest of life is given to
culture and reading. Some souls must
starve because the seed-time has been
wasted. Some must perforce exc out a
scanty existence because tares and wild oats
have predominated in the sowing. And for
some there blossom forth all through life
feds white for the harvest " Of noble
traits and kindly deeds. The seed-time,
then, is of limited duration. OF what in
calculable Importance is it that those to
whom these pportunities-which may
prove boon or curse-are granted,
should appreciate the evils linked to their
misuse. Since 80 striking an inverse ratio
holds between the value of the prevention
and the cure; since the contrast Of "fore-
sight" with s'hindsight" tells so strongly in
favor of the former, and since one keen
glance of anticipation Of evil possibilities
may save the gazer from long years of bar
rem retrospection and remorse, how press.
ing is the necessity that souls endangered
be confronted with the future which will
be the inevitable outcome of their present.
except their course be changed.-Rev. J.
Huston BonsberQer. il Chicago lateriar
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
WORTH WEIGHING.

WHILE man may not know that all
men are honest, he may know OF one that
can be trusted.
TIE highest recommendation a man can
have is the praise of loving wife, sister or
mother.
To JUDGE between friends in matter in
volving both their hearts jeopardizes
friendship, therefore preserve strict neu-
trality.
A GOOD rule to live up to is to accredit
all mankind with good until you find them
undeserving. It is better to suffer wrong
than to effect an injury.
PERSONAL magnetism and brains are nee
essary to success as social favorite. The
heart may exist, but it must be concealed.
Selfishness sadly interferes with popu-
larity.
ECONOMY begets integrity and liberty;
temperance, health and cheerfulness fol-
low. Profuseness involves one in debt and
dependency, and binds us with an iron
chain.
SCHooLMAsTERs have more power over
the young than parents. If within given
time child does not morally and intellect
ually progress it should be sent to another
school,
THIS is fast becoming an age Of picture
reading. In other words, object teaching
is being introduced into all branches Of
study. This will be demonstrated by re-
questing some of the little folk to spell the
word of two or more syllables which they
30 readily recognize and pronounce.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
Portland, Oregon, and the Pacific Northwest

The "Pioneer Line" between st. Paul, Min
neapolis, Moorhead and Fargo, and the ONLY
line running Dining Cars and Pullman sleep
ers between those points.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
KINGS COUNTY.
LONGFORD.

On March l, the Longford assizes
were opened by Chief Justice Norris
and Baron PaIles. The judge, in adj
dressing the jury, said that their duties
would happily be light. Twenty de-
PENDANTS, eight of whom were women,
were charged with forming part of a
riotous and unlawful assembly at Car
nadough, near Newtowncashel, on
November Is last, on the occasion of an
attempted eviction of a farmer named
Thomas Casey. After considerable evil
dence the prisoners were discharged.
The other cases were Of less import
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09

We handle only the best goods in the
market at reasonable prices and to suit
everybody. Lally Bros, I13 Washington
avenue south.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09

+Daily, Sunday included. +Connect at Duluth
with Northern Ps1tj;ic railway for Superior and
Ashland.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
ANTRIM.

On March s, in the Lurgan court
house, tho sixteen prisoners arrested
for participation in the riots of March,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
ST. PAUL AND SALTWATER.
Daily aXcanf Sunday.

Lv St PAUL Ar St waterILv st'waterj AT st Paul
8M m 4&3a m 100000. 100000.
2lOpm $40 p 10 10 I'm II 20 m
610pm 725 pm 420pm 535 p m
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09

On March S, at the opening of the
assizes for the Queens county, an ap-
pl4cation was made on behalf of Colonel
Hitler, the newly appointed sheriff for
the county of Waterford, to the two
judges on the circuit-Baron Dowse
and Mr.. Justice Andrews-fort the issue
of a new precept to Colonel Hitler for
the summoning Of a grand jury and
petty jury at the ensuing assizes for
Waterford county, Sir Thomas Els
monde, M. p, the superseded high sher-
if, having refused to give up the pre-
cept issued to him. The application
was heard privately in the judges
chamber. There was no appearance
for Sir Thomas Esmonde, and an affi-
davit detailing the facts having been
sworn, the application was Immediately
granted.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09

ST. PAUL. TAYLOR'S FALLS AMI
HINCKLEY.
Daily except Sunday.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
WICKLOW.

On March 4, Mr.. Jameson Edwards,
of John Edwards & Son, timber mer-
chants of Wicklow, was arrested on a
charge of forgery from the National
Bank. Edwards lisa J.. P.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1887-04-09
LONDONDERRY.

The tenants of Lord Londonderry
outside Of Derry city have passed reso-
buttons regretting their landlords de-
termination to grant no reduction as
tending to demofalize and drive them
into illegal combinations and some to
absolute ruin; and that any attempt to
settle the dual ownership by purchase
or any other means which do not reduce
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17
LEON.
ne PLACCIE IA WIARUSA!
LitWini / Polacy.

ZgoM Mr.. 10 umiescifa
artyku} Sprueco LaeusAa ~ Aue-
rye. 81 ktorym y. Andre jkowicz
strasznie SIG bronl.
A no, Kicdy rojna to wo.lna!
ale na jaka broh: Moi zacny
przeciwrik p. A. pochwyrit "a
starry kotczan i bomba,duic MIC. =
~ Occanu = dziegciem! Bardzo
pieknie, iscie swictna broh! WAIT
paiac Paca " Pac palace. Wrz"ski
i grubjnhstw" przystoja temu, ktory
przypar,y do muru, wicccj sic
broniG mic mo4c hub Mic umie, II
podduG SIG 90 wstyd.
Lotwo w TAXI spos6b polcmi-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17
w IAN ri
z niW polSkich W Ameryce.
Minneapolis, 6 marca S7r.

Rospoczynajac list dzjsiej-
sly mann pred SODA dosyc
spora paczke gazet, ktore 90
bieram re wszystkich stron
swiata. Przepraszam, = DO ME
re wszystkich stron i ME ca
lego swiata. Mann pred sobq
tylko gazety polskie wycho~
dzace W Stanach Zjednoczo-
nych, a jest ich chwala Bogu
pelny tuzir.
Dwanascie gazet polskich W
Ameryce, to ME tart, a jesli
zauwa2ymy, lie kazda z mich
ma dostatecznq ilosc prenu-
merator6w, pozwalajaca jej
bqdz "a zycie wykwintniejsze,
badz ma wegetowanie wsrod
grona ko]ezanek, to dojsc mu-
simy do wniosku. lie " mlarq
postepn czasu, budzi sic W
ogole narodu Ouch. naglnajq-
cy umys}y ku !epsz.m spra
WON. Ia ]iczba gazet jest
dowodem, W rodakach nuSzyck
wzrasta clsG do ~zytanl" i
zajmowania sic sprawami ogol
obchodzacemi.
Pozwolcie mi dzisiaj, laska-
wi czytelnicy, wziq6 koleJno
do reki jedne gazette po dru-
giej i zaczaG naturalnic cd
na.jwazniejszej i najlepsze wild
domosci podajacej. Zgadlscie
niezawodnie Cd razu, ze TAXA
ME mole bye zadna inca, je-
no:
,,K'ytyka'. Jest ona, lak to
Juz wszyscy oddawna wiedz4,
tax samo gazeta, jak naprzy-
klad cykorya ma4e uchcdzlt
~ kaws. Ale uiA. Jej ;egu
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17
Eeha paiskis z kmsfyki
Wmusa dochodzqce.
Nauka wlelkOp0stna
ala ..Gazety MatOiickEci,ss
st. Louis. Mo, IL marca.
Knchnny Redaktorze!

~ = AA''S ~ iIsi t".
knch"ny Redaktorze!
Otrzy maw>zy dzisiaj Nr. 10
Gas. HutoNchi;ej j blurac ona do
reki, Z rak mi wypadta 20 zgrozy
J oburzcnla n" te podEc wycieczki
r:zeciw szc Zwiazkowi Mar.
Pol, " mianowicic przec;w gfowie
tegoz, wielce 81. FIR. Gryglaszew-
skiemu.
Panic Smulskl = wiedzu sa-
s'edz', .juk kto sicdzi! Wicmy, dfa
czego Cenzor zacny jest sola W
oku Wan f~aryzcuszom ale
IHlazek zostamc jak Drama muir
staIowy, o ktory pociski vase =
odbila.)ac sic, vase ,,czyste"
serca tratiac bedA.
Mo talne to wan, czemu to
zlomek u Baru talk Ccpzorn mo
nnw'dzi - !ccz pycha jcgo spadnio
nlediugo " bloto.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17
ME umiejqcym 2akom przysmiG

liz "nl'cJ4CyA AahollA PI1ySilllC
sic mole.
Jesli sic =decydujecie, pa
movie, udzielic jakqkolwiek
odpowiedz ma mole uwagi, czy
to przez waszq rzeczywiscie
,~,niesmaczna Manne", czy tel
przez innych waszych platnych
lub ME p1atnyoh wasalow, to
prosze bIagam, nie zapomnij-
Gle nazwae mnie zydem i ma
sonem. 10 talk iutwo; to prze-
c!e2 mic ME kosztuje, a wy
pelnia brak argumentow.
Skonczyfem.
uporczywa walka ,,Gazety
katollckiej" przeciwko ,.Zwiqz-
kowi Narodowemu" podykto-
wa]a mi slowa powyzsze. 30
tez rozpacz bierze patrzec, jak
ludzle pudstepnie dzialaJqcy,
wystepuJa przeciwko wszy-
stkiemu CO dobre, sz!achetne !
patryotyczne, a wystepujq .
pod ptaszcza uroionego poczu-
cia obywatelskiego. Przypatrz-
my sic ma chwile postepowa-
MIA ksie2y patryot5w j po-
rownalmy TO poslepowanie Z
dzia]aniem ksiszy antipatryo-
tyc2nycn. To porownanie wy
starczy, by otworzyG oczy i
ludziom chwilowo zaslepionym,
Oto kilka mlesiecy temu
kaplaml polscy, patryoci ko-
cha qcy q czyzne, Yechali do
Winony, utworzy]i ;,Stowarzy-
sZenie hsiezy Polskich", UGH
waliIi plan wspolnego na przy-
szfosc postepowaEia i uchws-
~ swoje w kilka dni potem
og1osili swiatu calemu.
LAS w dniu pierwszym Mar
ca roku biezaccgo odbyf sic
zjazd ksie3y ujnnych w Chi
cage, zXolanych przez ks.
Wincentego. Wedlug wiado-
mosci ztamtad odebranych, ma
@jezdzie by1o obecnych siedmiu
kslezy Chicago j pietnastu
Z innych miast. | ci przeciez
radziIi, j cl przeciez uchwal.li
plan w~spolneyo nadal poste-
powania, a jednak 900. must
bye to plan .,nieprosty",-
plan wstydzacy size swiat}a
dzlennego, kiedy 2 tym pla-
mem z2pad}a jednoczesnie u
chw ala, by go utrzymac W
SciSle) ta)elllllc.y
ia wan te ta,j emnlce zdra-
DE, OTTO, uchwalona Wake IA
smier6 2ycie prz2ciwko ,,Zwiq.
zkowi Narodowemu". co in
neml s}owy macy, uchwalono
Wake przeciwko patryotyzmo-
wi, uchwalono Wake bratnia.
Pc czyjej vice stronie jest
siusznosc i sprawiedliwosc;::
Czyz i to postepowanie ga
zeta katollcAa" pocEwall??
Uczyni ona to niezawodnie, ale
my ujrzymy W EN- jeden vic
Gel dowod, ze ,Gaz. Kat" po-
stepuie zawsze wedlug owego
mqdrego s}owa: ,,chocla2 ME
honorowo, ale zdrowo."
A vice do widzenia ga
zcto katolicka''. Vital nam,
witaj ,Ojczyzno"!
Aha! vice Q ,,Ojczyznie"
cheese nam cos powiedzie6.
= TAX panowie! Ale spoj-
rzyirzjjcie tylko, jak sic Maj
ster cd U1urusa krzywi. lyle
JUL mu H.iejsca Zabra}em OPT
sem dw5ch gazet, a mann jesz-
cze dziesiec pred SODA. Uspo-
k4j sic Myst1ze, ME bede
dzisiaj zbyt natretnym i :esz' e
gazet pozostawie do nastepne-
go ]istu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17

F'elil" "oPto"auzl'y! - SuZle
SO vase czyny? W tych wiel-
kich, szczytnych idea1ach, W
owej swletc.j ola was tradycyi,
w tel pelLej obskurantyzmu i
hipokryzyi bigoteryi, ktore co
slowo rzucacle w oczy kazde-
mu, tumaniqc niemi prosta-
czkow, szukaG ich chyba ME
mozemy, chociazby dla tego
tylko, &c, widzicie, jestesmy
pismem polskiem, szanujacem
uletylko sjeLie, ale i ow trzez-
wo patrzqcy ogo}, o ktory wan
nibyto tax bardzo chodz;. Ia
rzucacle nam lekcewazenie
wieku, powagi, a nadewszy-
stko stanowlska j zaslug ksie-
dza Wlncentego, ktorym sic
zastawiacie i ktorego, pos1usz-
NJ zyczenlom owej tradycyj-
nej koteryi, gwa}tem ma pa
tryarche naroGu wykierowac
pragniecie. Otoz prosimy was o
przedstawIenie nam tych wiel-
kich. pefnych oliarnosci i pos
wiecen:a czynow i zaslug, 1e-
90 uiby o oyol troszczqceyo
sic meza. a ktoreby nakazy-
wa'y owa powszechna i bez-
granicznq czesc Ola jego Sc
dziwej powagi. Nam NE wy
starczaja wszystkie vase Sum
no5rzmlqce, szczytne obS wa
telsklem mby poczuciem, ale
puste %tresciq trazesy, ktoremi
co tydzien ma Geese tych "a
slug, s%zpikujecie AZ do mdlo-
sci vase mtratne cwiczenia.
My szukamy czynow, ale czy-
now dodatui2h, ogolowi ko-
rzyscI pr@ynoszqcych. 0 pred.
stawlenie tych clynow jeszcze
raz prosimy, DO my dot4d
zamiast czynow, swiadrzyG
maiqcych o rzeczywistem po-
.jqciu waznosci oboWiazkow,
przekazanych narodowV tradv.
cyq i obywatelskiem poczu-
ciem, widzlmy .ylNo jakqs bez-
tadnq, pe!nq nlczem nleuspra-
wiedliwiorych r%retensyi kas-
towego egoizmu, ZaroZumialej
proZnoscj j n~ietaktowne] ambi-
cyl krzqtanine, ktora sic ma
ka2dym kroku kompromito-
waliscje i 20 dis dzlen Nom-
promituiecic.
Odwolaliscie sic szanowni
panowie ,,Gazety katolickiej"
do mas, jake do pozytywis-
tow. dajeny wan vice 2qda-
ne wyjasnIenie. Czy ono was
zadowclniG portrait i z jakim
50 tam litosnym, gorzkin lub
kwasnym jmiecie usmje-
chem, to JUL rzecz wasza. Obec-
ME ]ednak pozwolcie sobie
zwrociG krociutko uwage ma
niekonieczna pazyzwoitosc i
p1ytkost uzywauej przez was
argumentacyi, ktore do pislna
tax p%oboznych zasad mlek')-
nlecznie pasu]a ia.
Harzucacie nam, lie kryty-
kujqc postepowanie ks. VIM
cenlcgo: oraz jego poglqdy,
publicznie Z ambony w kos
clele wypowiedzIane, ju2 ten
samem dopuscilismy sic drwin
Z rr]jgii, koseio}a i tradycyi.
Jakkolwlek jesttc wasza IVY
c%zajna, a wierzcle nam, obec-
ME mocno Zuzyta i niewiele
kogn juz oba}amuciG mogaca
spiewka, ktorej " braku po-
waaniejszych argumentow, we
wszelkiej nami polemlce
przyzwyczailiscie sic uzywaG,
to .jednakze lynn razem nie
mozemy zrozumieG, zkqd sic
ona tn wzie'a i w czem mia
;iowicie dopuscil]smy sic drwi-
EEK Z rehgil, kosciofa i trady-
cyl, lie przyznajqc ks. Win
centemu tych wszystkich ME
smiertelnych zaslug, a lego
~ ,>.,-% t,1l,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17

Cos pSuLlS, nv. w i've OfuIte.
Giownym .jednak celem ,,kry-
tyki" Jest obecuie obrona i
ratuneh ,,wnetrznosci Kata-
rzyny" i tym to wlasnie
celu Michalck sprowadzif So
bic ma redaktora Slisza wraz
2 kuierhlem.
Ergo: adieu ,,krytyka"! Vi
Vat, MECH lyle ,,Gazeta kato-
licka'.
-Co9?.... ,,Gazeta katoli
cka.."
FAX, talk, panowie! kato-
licka i do tego gazeta.
"A vice MECH lyle! ale
ola czego":
- Ehe! zobaczycie panowie.
MalHczko, a Gazeta katolicka
kry tyka bedzie fraternizo
wala.
-Chyba ,Gazetq Polska"
ma nowo!
Cd wszelakiego zlego "a
chowaj mas Panic! Nigdy! Dy-
niewicz w czesci uznat Zwia-
eek Narodowy. wiec to bez-
bozulk, heretyk, ktdrego ,,Gaz.
Katolicka'' ,juz do masonow
zwiazKowych zalicza.
= Oszala} nasz korespon-
dent! = p%owiedza upanowie
redakcya" ma taIlc grzeszne
moWy.
lla, ranowie! truduo.
Da}lscie mi %polecenie: a napisz
ann wa6pan o ruchu umysio-
wynn o zyciu i stesunkach w
oyole, dzlalanlu lud1i IL stern
stojqcych. Vice p!sze, ale pi-
s2e to, 60 wien i co myslq.
Mic w!ecej. Wiecie przeciez Cd
dawna, 2e zdatia swego ME
cofne, dia teyo, ze sic tam
komus po1obac uic bedzie.
Me chwale ia byna)mnlej Dy-
niewlcza, ale uznale !owo]ny
.jFgo powrot do spraw nasodo.
wych. Me chwale zas Ola te-
so, re zajecie sic sprawami
narodowcmi jest zarowno lego
obowiqzkiem talk dobrze jak i
kazdego inuego Polaka-
Alez odbiegasz cd pred
mlotu, correspondence. Pre-
ciez chcla}es cos po~wiedzleG o
.,Gaz. kaFolickiej"
= Prawda' = dalibog pra-
VIDA. Przepruszam. Swieta ga
zeta katolicka" zasiania sic
ohecnic westchnieniami. Alez
to nahum omen. Wszakze tax
" pismie, .iak ma niebie Zado-
kumentowanem est, re talszy-
we westchnlenla przyjlnowane
ME beda. kto vice takowe
r%ozmyslnie wznawia, sam W
Mich utonle.
-Jakto:: i tonic juz ma
prawde?:
= Naturalnie panowie! To-
ME rzeczywiscie, a najlepszy
dowod, re tonac "a brzytwe
chwyta, j zamiast sic ratowaG,
zalzyna sic sama.
= Przestai koresponden
Gle, DO mas mrowie przecho-
dzi.
= Dobrze, lasNawi panowic,
bede tym cazem pos]usznym.
Ale p~ozwolce mi ma ostatnie
hece W ,,Gazecie Katylickiej"
udziellc krotkq i powaznq Cd
powiedz:
Szanowni panowie cd uGa-
zety katollckiej" Wy ktorzy
co dni osm muscle wy1amy-
wac wasz delikatny umysl,
ably wysmazyG Itchy dowcip,
hub uaaG k&amnny zapa1 W
wymyslaniu ma ten zgui}y IL
beralizm, ohydpy pozytywlzm,
czy tam zaczarowany patryo-
lynn, = DO ME WIEN dcpra-
wdy, jake nAszym sfowni-
ku macie ia TO denoninacve,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17

CllolSN AlldiaLl SSSSO Slooid
Go to bedzle co to bedzie.
Ma TO, nasz Stas buffalo
w>ki, HawsZe roczciwiec, ma
Ale moe myslicie panowie,
re mowiI. .jak ow wasz Stas
winonski: glupio byto --leplei
bedzle,
Me. sdzje tam panowie.
On mowll: zle jest MECH
bsdzic golzej!
-JaAto: mowif..!..
A tax, DO juz ME yada
wiecel w .,Ojczyznie".
- Zyast- czy co...
- Me, panowie! jak rzecz
byia, opowiem: Olo w1dzlcie:
pieuiqdzc!
No COZ?
A, p~ieniqdze.
= Wacpan oszalai, ely co.:
Bynajmniej! ale: p;enlq-
= Bodajby Gle vzaGmili"
tent pie"iedzmi!
% .joj, joj. a wreszcie-
kto vie, czybym ME POSTAL
,,zacmlonym'', gdybym sic W
pore me spostrzegf i ME opa-
mieta1. Ale tel to , slyszy
Gle paEowie - to ME iakie
pieuiqdze, ktore sa sroGkiem
wymiany i ktorc nam zycie
uczclwe zapewniajq. ty]ko Ia
klc pleniqdze, klore sq .....
ktore So. mol. ktore >a
rozumem, u sluzq DO ,,zaGmic-
MIA" i zlanla sic,
Aha! Zaraz 7rozumieliscie, lie
to jest NOVA o plenl4dAlach
L Nowego lorku
- No j co daleil?:
= Otto wIdzicie, paLowie,-
zacmienie i zlanle sic, spowo
dowane plerwszemi plenlydzmi,
bar!Zo sic podoba}o naszemu
Stasiowi. ale zrodIu to magic
usta1o.
To znowu ME podobalo sic
n~szemu Stasiowi. Pomysla1
sobie: .,P-proszqz ia p-pana,
ito NC, ja mu znowu p-pare
ray p,podAadze, 20 zn-nnwu
p-przysIe, tyInczasem Cd
cz-czego ia jestem p-prezesem
gru-py b-buffalowskIe). ia SO
bic t-tymczasem ka-kasy
p-pozycze. a .jak m! nasz wodz
p-przysle p-p:enlqdze, to zwro-
&c. Jak Bo.boga k-kocham
2ap-pface!!" = Ja]5 %pomyslal,
talk i zrobif, a re szwyndeiek
wykryto, vice usunleto go 4
przezesowstwa, wykiuczono 4
grupy i wypedzono q redak-
cyl. Udal sic przeto do Mill
waukee i tn zlal sic z Mi
cha1kiem.
= No i zleli sic?
% joj, .joj! zleli, zleli! AL
bowlem widzicie panowie, swia-
ia ,,krytylSa" God wszego Gle
90 zachowaj ia Panie.), swieta
ukrytyka" prysta}a jak maj
chetniej ma zlanie, i OF Mi
chafek re Staslem dobrali sic.
Dobra q Mich parka, 20 Mi
chalek zawsze prawde mowi,
Z wyjqtkiem tylko tych wy
padkow, W ktoych klamie, a
Stas zawsze kfalnie, z wy.ja-
tkiem tylko tych chwiI, "
ktorych spi.
Ma zanytanie 2 roznych
stron odebrane, czy mann "a
miar odpowiedzieG Sliszowi ma
jego bezustanne napasci W
,,krytyce'', 2muszonym sic
widze W tenn mieiScu najwy-
razn!ei oswiadczyG, re zamia-
ru podobnego NE mann. Slisz
moralnlc tax nizko upadl, re
Jcgo napady tylko zaszczyt
przyrlesc NIGGA. Gniewal bym
sic niewymownie tylko wow
rIoS Udvhv n,uia Slisy l,indy.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17
Cena ~inSerat0W:

Oh wicrsza drobnogo druku III r&z
jeden % {.
Cd Gala s1W
NastGpnje pofowc.
Rocznie cd Gala $1,000
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1887-03-17

POSZUKIWANIA krcwnych Tub
znajomych mic wynn szaee Gala druku
ma raz .ieden 80 c, nastepnic polows.
Ola abonentow aaprz6l platnych darmo.