New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

There IS said to be SO 90 IN inc HAWAIIAN Irea'-
ury As this will buy three gallons OF rum, 1t may
DO several days before the King resigns
Ethcl-IIariy called to-nisnti papa He was too
witty for anything and all smiles -. cra,.,
Papa-Yes | can smell the smiles yet.-CTown
Topics.
beautiful illustration Of tho unconscious poetry
of childhood was given by little girl few mornings
ago. after one of the heavy transforms Mamma
| guess that poor angels have been and dot
into trouble cause see, the moon and the stars
they's been cryin' hard all night
A fond New-York vito presented her husband with
a beautiful suit OF blue clothes as birthday GIT
She was looking at him yesterday, when II struck
her that the cloth fading Said she:
"1hat suit don't look near as blue as wheh you
That Is rather strange, for feel bluer than ever
in &c since | got the bill, / assure you. Ny color
deepened as soon as l iL-lTeIas siftings
Tho ballet girls of the National Opera Company
have sought redress again In tie Chicago courts against
their employers. The last time they were seon In
public 1t struck many people as If hey needed re-
dressing.
The Berlin police authorities have long had
sharp eve on tho widely advertised patent medicines,
many OF whltl have boon officially analysed and
found to be both ineIlcaclous and excessively dear
IN i Iss9 twentyhree and in fss5 thirty more
Against sixty Of the compounders VI these 6ene-
factions Of mankind complaints were entered, ana zen
received public warning Inasmuch however, as,
according to an old adage, fools never die out the
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Using as well as the sale Of all patent medicines, e.
the allied secret remedies and It now remains 10
DO seen II this will teach the people wsdOM-lLoh-
don Times.
telephone in constant use. finishing her prayer:
"-and make me a good little girl Amen! Good
bye, Oh Lord: o. X"
Az tho Hoffman.
Dawde ary>-Aw-bawkeeper, give mo-aw
"a dwink; something Ive ncvaw had befaw'
Barkeeper-YeS, sir. QaSSeS out a giasS OF Ice
water.l-.TOwn Topics
OF late years good many classes have been
formed throughout the country for Strengthening the
memory, but newly elected congressman are not as
yet addicted to patrOnizing them
A Colorado girl mistook hcc lover for bear and
filed him with shut un weighs more than nc did,
but is not h-ndsomer.- Burlington Free Press
Tho hgh-water mark Of "rellgious" sensadonalism
seems TO have been reached by contingent of the
salvation Army In tho following handbill which was
distributed in large numbers the other day at Maiden
camp Ground in Massachusetts:
BLooDAND,FiRE WARRIORS
SATANs KINGDOM.
FRESH CAMP AN e., riS RS LIGHTED
THE DAyDs o Tn a S,s TINS TINE T II FS"
STAFF orFId tffas 81 81 m Sp1sHh BALLINa.
Commander Of tho United and of General
-'''' MAJOR BRITToN.
actor the nmtabe orator and leader IN
all the greatest gatherings ~, u,,su
The saved NewYok minstrel with his eonsecrated banJo
and thrilling songs ard nd testimony, tpS ,pcrrv
The Musical Marvel and sample of converts from high
''-'N MISS CAPT. CARTWRIGHT,
The Fighting Ohio Heroine and descendant OF the eccentric
"'' ' JoSEb BY HOST OF BOSTON SOLDIERS
Saturday, and 1880 =. NJ. Grand welcome hosshn"
sunday 1890 A. NJ Inspection and Holiness Meeting for
sin asn iad % fsS dd ana Oh Joyful
MTR&icANEs or Glory sTRoctos OF
sALvos OF HALLELUJAHsi
o aSSsa %aass s'Hs n
ing satan hOwins; SAINT: , EsiSlslRs sn and
m oFssr ss sa'iH Ssss a%Sn sss~
Re and attend M e ans Ice water and grand
observatory fairy Woodland temple newly Hunt
FEEE ENTRANCE @ the day time meetings and TamS'rne
SILVER COLLECTION AT THK GATE
Maiden Camp Ground. near Faulknr station,
Saugus Branch, Eastern H. h'
FIoat-Gshng the old fashioned country sort of angl
Ing Is now being reduced to a hollow mockery by the
aid Of electricity. arrangement las been devised
says "The Electrician" "by which pull on the limo
closes circuit OF tiny battery carried In the base
Of the rod and this Is made either to sound an alarm
or to gently tickle the hand Of the fisherman a. he
grasps tho butt Nothing binders the sportsman
from going to sleep" Publishing Is evidently tho
thing for people who like to carry along big can
of I" bait.n
1t Is probably untrue that Jay Gould clips of his
coupons with lawn mower He keeps ns bonds
In water main and the coupons float OFF into tank.
Springfield Union.
Ono Of the big redwood trees Of California fur
nlshes $4,000 feet Of lumber FOR pullman car inte-
riors.
The Southern boom continues. Tom Oeary has
gono 10 San Diego In search Of fight. He wants
10 DO stttler.-,San Francisco Report
An Ohio tame crow has lived TO pass his thirty
second birthday. Funny that some OF tho poll
ulans didn't eat him long ago.-(Detroit Free Press
Mrs Gallup Is the name Of dashlng widow who
owns a cottage near Elberon. She has daughter