New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-09-07
nrvyynRK DAILY TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER I0oh
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"'ssf How DO o', you mako that out = ~ .
the: no: day: II bought accident insurance tickets"
aWeii, dir. the train ran of the track. We all got
smashed up and every blessed motcrs con Of US s0S
a5O a week Just for laying around and getting woii
Taik about luck That was the luckiest thing over
struck. '-(Omahs World
BOSTON appears to be mildly pussled ct tho selection
of MIR. Cable to succeed tho Rev. r. r. Meredith ~
director Of the Sunday school Union Bible Glass; at
will certainly be melancholy sight enough" says "The
Boston Courier "to the author OF The Grands-
simes wasting his talents the conventional rouune
OF Saturday afternoon Bible class. II tho parable
of tho talents should up Mr.. Cable mgnt ma IL
difficult TO explain satisfactorily why he was not eH-
ploying his splendid talent in creation ins~aa VI
taking place that any clever clergyman couio nu'
1t Henry Georges theory Is the old story 81 fHe
I've Joined the lodge, and am going 70 nave ~2oV VI
:" And how will 70 git It, Patti.
"well, we're going TO have big society ana tnsn
between ali the people. That make 5000 apiece for
drunk and % NOT work SIX sN the
"Faith. an y! do that same me dariln" 4. .., -,
wen I have another divide" ~Nashsiio American.
Among the religious notes Of . New-Mexico paper
the following paragraph recently appeared "You muse
not 90 down TO church tomorrow evening with less than
Two bits in yor pocket You cannot expect to get good
sermon. fine music, and SEQ the array Of Kingdoms
beauty and fashion for less than twenty-five cents
Tho old nickel don't Co. 1t is q two bit ante"
Colonel Blanton Duncan, Of Kentucky, appears to
have gone out of politics. He has written an articie
for The Toledo Blade proving conclusvey that the
second coming Of Christ will occur A D. 1oia-1A
Twenty-three years ago yesterday route agent
named W. T. Sherman pil0ted the biggest parry 0i
e1cursonists into Atlanta that ever visited Georgia
Efforts were male % entertain rn 70 ISS
Constitution.
An Engishman recently bought farm IN VERMONT
largely on the assurance of tho owner that tho SOL
was strong When he examined the farm no found
that 1t consisted almost entirely of rocks and hard
clay, On being charged with false representations
the seller calmly replied that the soil was strong;
II tho buyer didn't believe 1t, let him try to run
plough through 1t.
ported from Ireland. Miss +. Macnaght0n, daughter
of Lord Macnaghon, and active worker at the Kew
H. w. Webb-Peploe's church, was endeavorng 70 PET.
suade fisherman to sign the temperance pcdge ine
latter promised to so provided his fair pleader woo
swim across the bay between Blackjack ana fort
Ballantrae, distance Of about one mile the YOU'VE
lady PROMPTLY accepted the challenge and accompiIsnSo
the undertaking I'm thirty-nne mnutes WIN .ao ared
that the fisherman donned the blue ribbon ana sienoo
the Temperance pledee.-tChurchman.
Where are those fine old homilies about "JunKeune
Statesmen, which we used to see so often In tne
Democratic papers
This f. about the time when he comes along Win
smiling face and vutstretched hand and says: Hniio,
old man, have you got home again y How surprlseu
he would be were you to "NO, haven't gOt home
yet. l stin at Bar NATURALIZATION Courier.