The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1887-02-23
WHAT HAPPENED 10 HTLnA.

An admlrer 81 $40 tsarlllan. !


An admirer 81, tho Germ an ne liao4a 81
TOOK singular liberty WITH Inn fhu s Il
day. AnQWi1g thatNfhe liaht+hcd Fess
lll5 lqaopAer in dlslaca6ed Dat All q t.s
allslsl 9 "a eaElaerlg Aa4
3aGsie tllah no ruSs Vi 44lliS|
-. tsse f!stiis both Isl i siifll oFy
iiieiaa q tga minutes. The N-gear VAC
aeeeatea, tledsil, of course. 1Aa nofieS-
tiilsll ie@ notAins q IS and at the PARTY
tae yaNn@ nun Ton the money by eetttnfe
lhe eiiieeE 2 tell :. story which that
WofkliJ usually reserves FOR MS fYfe;1s9ss
4et sagd the policeman; yoa Won't
| 10 Know apoHd vot habboned To nv
dahgAfer 1ils'ag On. dots sad story-
w S99Nla Fe cry Yhel We can ell0ost as
!. /" On, yhat heaps NJ fun I gosmit IIiIda. {
Ne vere like gubble uf blaymates to-
| colder. / remember Won dime / vcs III
| der sdreet, ind she vos rltine i)le-a-haek
on my shoulders. Some beeplcs shiafoa
at mo as much to say, Dots a pretty
Rdase hi aineF.' | only laughed Yon
lieea lue6F f1ilers I sayt, toret : been
al my iiiala--tlot'5 bodder as a grosno.
ltsal 70 duke dot Ieetlo gat my
Eags5 between, und try to shcaro her ~
Neietls Aes III sQno young man vielI
surely you'd carry her}aR una marry her
a'aNpe clumsy DutS man or shmara
Aal,lsee lelier .Ain't ou 'shamad,
H5t.t % say to her, to poem ggiae 10
shake Your bcOr olt farder ci498st for
some Young chacilanapes vich stui5s yoar
ear mit luiel's tatlY unit your nloHt nait
cheauiiiescRndy TIN YOU dinlc yoarsclsug
50 sltSeet al sou got to done Is ehoostto
meldia dot fellors arms.
s'Papa' IIilda used to say. III dot fel-
ler comes / VII ponnoe him, snre.
Ion, no " 1 say; sits der sit fartIer
yot yin get der pounce-nnd dots All
rigid Dots der same yotyour mntfer
done ny her oft larder, und did not vos
mat at her.
fVell, Won day I am in der house ind
hear her sgream, ind dcre comes rush
inS IN . nelghpcr man ind says A min
NJ age, llilda vos blaylng der top III
heap 81 lumber, ind now der pile or
lnnlbee IS on dop Ut her. Crate Moses
/ rAis@pq1 der shdairs down, und vos
eliooSa q dino TO see two men carrying
dat lil'is~simp ind lifeless-iflto toy
slftQre. Dem lait her ON der ccunder,
her heAd Ply O pox uf dolls vich she vo3
choost saiing her pennies to puyvon uf,
her feet on o crate pig chumping chaols
vlehshe hat promised me should for ler
cousins Christmas buy.
IN sdraamed der beeples working
men, loafcr5, laties, ind slildrcn-bress-
ing me der shld against.
"HHdhl lIildaR SCREAMED, Why
tond you look2 Vhyton'd you shpoab to
me2 And you 'shaIned, slcariag yours
boor cit farderY But she never shtirred.
She yos yhite ind shtill. Choost apowd 4
DOT dime comes Dressing in q fat Woman
nit a red bandago her hat aFount--von 1f
dem Salvation army vtinmon.
:, neaer did hafsctne uses for dot Sal
walton Amy.
49, lsh Gag yoursT she saueaked, point
Ing TO hllda, vich efferypodiy bought
| yos dead alfetty.
"...sheusel to peen.' I sayt; but she
ton'd seam t2 pelong to rnypoddy in bar
tieular choe8t now
81 guess she yos dead dot voomail
sauea1ed, gwlte g9nteutcd; veil, dots
! peldsr sO--peddor eo.'
! Den yos | iNadd0r as o house afro.
'pedder SO Lsgreamed. fpeddersa Won
| got soiae decency from dot Biple deaeil-
ings yieh you disgrace NIT your nicker
minsdrel religion. Pcdder SO YOU GOT
rigid away OVID pefore Z drow you der
vinder owd--but no /; you are dressed in
Imitation uf o woman, und I cannot
sdrike you
81 dell you vol, I sayt, sbleaso send
arount der Cheneral uf dot army ind halt
q dozen Colonies ind Captains till knock
into dem ehoost q Ieetle uf dot deeency
und Christianity which dor Salvation
Army shtands 80 much in meet ut.
we'll, Ililda didn't die-shes gwito q
pig gal now. Und as sho goes ia school.
swinging her lecdlo skirts, 4 sec her heAp4
ing der sites uf her eyes out to set der
first glimbse Ut dot Young TELLER vieh ii
to run NIT her away. Julian Ralph ii
the Judge.