Morning journal and courier., 1887-06-11
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To find out how old iady is-ask some other lady-Dansville Breeze.


 To find out how old lady is-ask some other lady.-Dansville Breeze.
 There is one road that apparently doesn't lead to Rome. It is the one that Dr. Me Glynn is travelling on.-Puck.
 The reason that the combination of beer and music has been objected to is that music is so intoxicating to some people.-Puck.
 It is said that 262 pairs of twins were born in Chicago last year. This may account for the squalls on Lake Michigan.-Rocheste Post-Express.
 .HIitt1e things tell" is an old aphorism. Big sisters who kiss their beaus in the pres ence of their little brothers understand how much there is in the saying. Whitehall Times.
 Auctioneer-"Here is an excellent time. piece. Solid gold case, stem winder, jewelled, best Waltham movement. Worth $100 of any mans money: How much am offered" Patron-"$5." Auct1oneer (hurriedly)- ''Take it. t."-Omaha Herald.
 Our Waiters.-Colonel Slayem: s'Mose, give me two soft-boiled eggs and piece of toast" Mose-"I's sorry to hab to 'splain to you, Massa Colonel, dat de eggs don't bile good dis mawnin Dev makes mighty fine omelet, do. Shall I bring you one, sahi"- Harpers Bazar.
 From the French-Miss Clara (discussing literary mattersl l-'sThe translation you
 
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 Henry George-"Come and join our Anti Poverty society" Workingman-"Gladt to do it. Just count me in." Henry George sOne dollar, please" Workingman-'I have no dollar" Henry George-3Move OF. This fellow behind you has money. We are not running any free nap."-Omaha Bee.
 'tI wish I could afford to have the house painted this spring." said Mr. Chippsnberry, as he stood out in the front yard after supper and looked over his domicile. sfCan't you get it ithographed2' suggested Mrs. Chip penberry. Autographs are so much cheaper than real painting, you know."- Chicago News.
 like the fellow who is always asking or seeming to ask, "Don't you know who ana" It is human nature to be ashamed of being insignificant, of being unknown. The occu- patton does not deprive man of that sense of being of some importancein the world. At l the same time there is nothing man resents ] as quickly as being asked, "Don't you know | who I amp Nobody in creation can keep 1 back the answer internally, if he can keep it | to himself, of ''No, don't, and I don't care | 8 -" There was once very important State official in California who thought that everybody knew him, or ought to know him. 1 He was one day walking through 8 field when l a bull addressed him in an undertone and made for him with it's head down and horns | in position to raise him. He was State official, man of dignity and political power and natural pomposity, but he ran. He ran surprisingly we'll. He ran even better than he did for office, and he got to the fence l first. He clambered over out of breath and dignity, and found the owner of the bull calmly contemplating the operation. "What do you mean, sir?" asked the irate official. "What do you mean by having an infuriated l animal like that roaming over the feldsa' l "Well, guess the bull has some right in the field" "Right! Right! Do you know who I ana" The farmer shook his head. 'tI sir, am General -" "Why in thunder didn't you tell the bull!"-San Francisco | GhronicIe