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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14
DANVELLE NOTES.
TIE Tobacco Market Somewhat
On-..A Bogus Witness Arrested.

Especial telegram to the Dlspatch.l
DAYvIIIE, August 13.-The tobacco
market for the past week has been
somewhat of, owing to large quantities
of almost worthless tobacco offered for
sale. In some cases farmers have
brought in tobacco which had been
thrown away. Good tobacco has sold
well, and prices have been fully main
tanned.
William Cain (colored) was arrested
and taken before the United States
commissioner to-day on charge of
lraudulently drawing witnesses fees.
Cain claimed mileage, stating he had
cone to Danyille from Durham, N. 9.
1t was afterwards ascertained that he
was a resident of Danyille and had
lived here for Six months. lie was
sent on.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14

by Angio-American cable 70 the Dispatch.l
Roslr, August liking Humbert,
through his chaplain, il sounding the
Pope to ascertain whether he viii ac-
cept o jubilee present from the King.
II the Pope consents the Kings
brother, Prince Tommasso, and others
win also send him gifts, The Queen Por-
tueal and tho Princess Olodlde send
beautiful presents
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14

The Richmond Dispatchargues--and
rightly, we think--that "all persons
entitled to vote and hold Office. and
none Others, shall be eligible to sic as
Jurors tArticle ILL.,, section 3 Of the
siate constitutional The point that
the Dispatch makes is that all acts OF
the Legislature exempting certain
classes OF persons from jury service are
na'i and void, because they are at.
felnpts TO repeal q constitutional pro.
vision by legislative enactment. Page
CouyStr.
Eitbsrwc are right. or eIse the Legis-
lasHfs Las tho power p add % Or take
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14
GRAND SACRED CONCERT
on THE STEAMER ARIEL.
SUNDAY. AUGUsr iiTH.

On tho above date Kessnich'8 Band wiz give
m excureiou - City Point. who're the United
suites monitors are anchored.
a choice programme will be rendered. No
Intoxicating liquors will bo sold, and the best
Of order will be maintained.
REFRESHMENTS az city prices.
Tho steamer will leave Richmond at $50 =.
II. end and return between aud ID o'clock.
Tickets 80 cents for tho round "trip. To be
had Of members OF the band and az the wharf.
au 7-Su,W F&Suit
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14

A contemporary says mesmerism
will stop man from drinking" So
will jersey lightning when he gets
enough Of il.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14

"The reports from Canada indicate
that McGAMGLE is still sick" But it
is safe to wager that the sheriff OF Chi
cago is q good deal siclier.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14
Death at Lowmoor or Supefintend.
emf GsQQcIsiu.

Especial telegram to the Dlspatch.l
LowMooR, Va, August l5.-Colonel
p. w. Goodwin, who has been general
manager for the Lowmoor Iron Com
paDy OF Virginia for the past six years,
died at his residence, in this place, at
1905 o'clock this morning of diabetes,
after an illness Of abont one month.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14
RRIEF CONlfENT,

We have noticed that the NAPoLEoNs
of finance either retreat to Canada or
retire to Sing-Sing.
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The Creditors.

In reply to -, we would say that we
have better reasons for being satisfied
that the bondholders will notably them
selves with MALONE than we have given
to the public.
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Observation-Disclosures

~
10. ~ east Brond street: SiaD pcr annuu
FACTORY on south Eighteenth street; r1.I
Ter auuum.
FACTORY corncr Grace and Union streets.
$50 Per amman.
No. ID south lif,oe0th street; s'aj per month.
80. 20 south Laurel street: $40 Dor mouth.
No 500 north 1wenty-nIlh sIoat; so Der
month.
20. 1907 east Grace street. e. Dor month.
No. I'll north 1Ecniy-lita street; 81 Der
mouth
No. 1870 west Clay street: 81 90 yer month.
JAMES u. ELAN.
gu ~ lib Main street
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14

~ support the one Of the two
theories they prefer"
If q man writes deliberately "whom
will openly and earnestly support"
&C., what would he not say in speech ?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14

DEV. JASPER'S CHURCH WILL
J 4 RUN AN EXCURSION TO SrAUNTON,
Of the sanr In Stanton on TUESDAY
NIGHT, August 16th. at O'Clock Al are
cquesie9 10 go with as. as Il IS for "a good
caUSe. Snecial accommodation for our white
friends. Train leaves Stauntop at O'Clock
Tuesday night Round trip. $50.
an 10 ". F,NSus,t
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EOH LENT. -
Sc. s'i5 caet Grace street 1870 per aIi..i.
no. 1871 vest Cary rueet: Si2 3D. per r.r.b
NJ. 80 north second street; yi.H l.r
month.
Nc. G23 north Fourth street; IS ror month.
No. PIP south second street. sit per month.
40. SOB Reservoir street; Si2 per mYltl.
No. Jy west Main street; 50 per ri.n'n.
NO. 1863 ROs, street: $40 BE- per month.
No. los Mayo street: SIS per mouth.
Nc. iiil ROss street; els per month.
No. eii Mayo street; go per month.
40. sfi5 east Clay street; 81 81 per month
40. 290l east Clay street: si2 ~ lor m.afi
No. 6ls north 1wcnty-sixth street, 1,i Der
month.
No. Pro Nenahlo street: ss.3 per month.
No. 1871 north Seventeenth street, g. 3 p.r
month.
No. 2lii Pleasant street; 6 per month
No. 1924 west Leigh street: Is per m.ufn
No. s3lO Ncnabio street: e. per no'tn.
JAMES b. ELAN.
an ii-lt NIB Main ..r..L
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tar CLAY-sTREET METHODIST
EPISCOPAL CHURCH Corner Of Clay ana
Adams strects,.-sev. BHosE RmDfcx win
rfonch ut IL A. NJ. and SIP. n.

rySEC0ND BAPTIST CHURCH
Corner Of Main aud Sixth strects)--The Rsy.
c. p. Scorr. OF South Carolina, will preach at
II A. n. No service at night p
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BY Fred. u. Williams. Aucroaecr
g.. 2. Cooz. sa'csmar.l
No. 80 Governor sgeoL
DAWNBROKER'S SALE OFI0.0n
CHOICE BRANDS cTrY-NADE CIGARS.

By order Of the tnion loan Company r.g
sell az ry agctioa-tOuse. on
TUESDAY MORNING, hUGCss ,5rL
commencing 40 ID o'c,o B., 1000 FINE gf9
MADE CIGARS, i0 Whi o itc attention of
dealers and coDsgwcrs BE- called. OH g. b. a0f.
dom Tint such choice ana elegant cigars a..
offered al Iutiic auction.
Sole positively s.ih)ut liflt or reserve. am
viii tc fUid in los a. suit puf .cscI-.
TERMS. tP-n.
Goods nus. De- removed iunoli-.ey sft--
sale. p. B.. COOK. SALESMAN.
NOTICE.
Parties having inrf iiei pledge. gro lnr...
rculco ihcy u04ft renew or E.fe.g' fl... DE-
fore Ito day OF sale. Otherwise thry uI ..
sold. UNION LOAN fOMPltf.
aglf
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EXCURSIONS. &c.
~ - rf~sNaNF
NONr FAIL TO TAKE IN THE

z tON bfb To IANb IN IIL
~ GRAND ANNUAL GOODNIGHT RXCUR-
SION FROM RICHMOND TO DUTCH GAP,
THURSDAY AUGUST *, 1857. under the au-
spices OF Local Branch, No. %. order OF Iron
Hsl. Tho committee VIII spare no pains 70
make this one Of the grHndest excursions Of tie
season. Good order will be preserved. and
pleasant time can DO enjoyed la dancing and
fine music while floating upon the majestic
James. Positively no intoxicating liquors or
improper characters will be allowed on the
boat Refreshments sold on TIE boat az Rich
mond prices. Fare for the round trip: Gem
tlemen, &c.. ladies and children, 2Jc. Tho
hoat will leave the whsf az o'clock p. NJ.
sharp. Tickets can be had nj the wharf on the
evening Of the excursion and at any time from
the following Committee Of Arrangements
Nyer Angle. John X. Waldman, w. A. o. Cole,
j. c. kaufman, William n. Colo.
an 4 q, " s-'rios
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AUCTION SALES-MOnduy.
~
By George ". Mayo, Auctioneer,
tJro. Z. LeughtOD, Jr., Salesmsn,)
no. q north Ninth street.

DIPE ORGAN, HOUSEHOLD FUR
a NiTURE. SEN ING-MACHINES, COOK
iSF STOVES, &C, &C.. AT AuCrIOS.-On
MONDAY TUE i5rH INSTANT,
at 10% o'clock, viii sell at my auction-houso,
MAHOGANY.CASE PIPE ORGAN, suitable
for paflor Use:
Several VERY GOOD MARBLE-TOP CHAM
BhR SUITS,
MARBLE-TOP SfDRB0ARD,
WALNUT WARDROBE,
BED-LOuNGES,
OAK tXTENSION-TABLE,
DOUBLE and SINGLE BEDSTEADS and
MATTRESSES,
g IMPROVED WHITE and DOMESTIC
sEWiNG-MACHINES,a as good as new
Several GOOD C00KING-STOyES,
WALNUT aud GILT-fRAMED PICTURES.
ORNAMENTAL BRACKETS,
together With many other useful Housekeep-
Ing Articles that must be sold aud removed at
once. GEORGE w. MAYO,
au u Aucti0neer.
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FLOR RENT, FOR RENT.

ET0R RENT, FOR RENT.
4 III
SIX west Vain s25O per anauu
SEQ cast CLAY: $50 per arnHm
sls east MaIrhall Sis5 per rlllul
200 eas; Marshall: $3.50 peranlLu.
- east Marshall ea6J per raa..l.
t0c east Clay; $3.50 per annUu
Il2 north Third 500 per aLuUn.
lib weat Clay $40 per annlu.
lsi west Main; $50 per annum.
south Fourth street 2gO per aluIm
SMALLER DWELLINGS.
81 north Madison: 81 per mouth.
20 west Jackson; 81. per month
FoINDEXIEK e. nENOUE.
Real f-tafo Arrufl
aN li-t ial. Main s.r.Hr
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IGOR RENT, DWELLINGS.

2 7""
Franklin street near Third; $3.50.
Grace street near Laurel: .5N
Franklin street near Monroe, SOD.
Eighth street near Leigh s.i1.
Seventh street near Leigh: $50.
Ninth street near Clay; see.
SMALL HOUSES.
Marshall street near Third: fiS.
Second street near Canal; 1861
Reservoir street near Beverly; Sil.
Norris street near Main; en-.
broad street near LOmbarly: fiat0.
Iheny street near Canal: SD.
Brook avenue near Duvai street: gro
Thirteenth street near Marshall; g.
Min street near Morris ,RoomN; flL
krOad street near First (k0Om1. $40.
Water street near tho New Aork st.-.
" harf $40.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1887-08-14

Broad street between Fourth al Fi'h. f.f.
Store la RueCer's block. 200.
Oflces over The Nefi0nal Bauk of RileuIr.
Offices IN kueger's building
II. l.. STAPLES a. CO..
nu AIT IiII Mai. r-...
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21
From Galloway.

GALLOWAY, May 10, lSs'-Weather
very warm and dry.
Nearly every one has finished planting
corn, and the click of the planter is heard
no more. ~.
Another old land mark on the Nermillion
river has been removed. With tn help OF
some of his neighbors, Mr. George Fetzer
tore down the old log building which has
stood the storms for many years. and In
which one of La Sale Cos earliest settlers
first lived.
Mrs. Guenther fell aud broke enc of her
limbs below the knee last Thursday. IN
der the care of Doctor Ives, she Is doing as
we'll as could be expected.
We organized y. 5. last Sunday with the
same old officers except Miss Briggs VINO
was elected treasurer
Time half past ten, A. NJ. News from
Dana says George Fetzer spends most OF
his time rocking the cradle II is boy
Our neighbor, Mr. Adam Brown Is quite
| sick.
Fishing seems 10 be in order. Some
very fine pike aud red horse have been
taken at OF near the bridge the past week
| Aunt CHoLE.
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night he said: Mamma, don't you thinR
uod will SAY chestnuts II pray for pleas
ant weather agains'
Earthquake insurance companies are
California invention -Erchdp0e'
Graveyard insurance companies are M
Eastern invention. Nobody but a Yankee
could think of such scheme.
They've got a real nice scheme In rafis'
known as the Botanist's PArasol. IL Is n
parasol with a patent rod running through
the handle 10 IA pair Of scissors at the top
thereof. IL Is used to keep Of the SON.
and If he persists his eyebrows may he
clipped at the pleasure of the fair bo'ahis'
We're mashed on that scheme.
They expect a great flow Of natural gas
Joxn ~ Springfield about June l--Er,
They don't have 10 bore for 1t, either II
Is enough OF a bore from Its very natural
ness.
II never rains but it pours on the iarm OF
! Myron lIuskins, Of Maple Grove Mi'h
The other day Mrs. Ilusklns gave Dlrth I,
,riplets, two of has ewes to five lambs anu
the family cat 10 seven kittens p"sh
II il proposed 10 hold AT ~, Louis re-
union Of the surviving war governors oi ,ht
states which did not secede' ne oc,ls'ou
Is to be the annual meeting OF the urano
Army In September.-Er'
J. p. Thorne has re.igne' his position az
assistant postmaster at Amboy and Is stuuy
inr m.dicine ia the office Of Dr. Kyon 80
UirOH Sun.
Rev. Robert Cushman preached AT Fly
mouth. Nov. ., 1921. what was the hfs' Sci
mon ever delivered in New England by
regularly ordained minister
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From MarSeilles.

MARsEiLLEs, May 13-Mathias Tom
baugh, Tor nine years superintendent OF
schools for Livingston county, ana resi-
dent of Odell, was accidentally drowned
here this morning. His pat consisting
of himself Ben Jones, +. p, Church and
his son Frank arrived here this morning on
a fishing expedition, Mr. Tombaugh and
Johnson goin., OUT on the apron OF the dam
where it was slippery. Mr., Church, who
WAS near them, caught a.tish, and johnson
raised up to secure it, but slipped. Mr.
Tom baugh reached out his hand to help
him and also slipped, when both went into
the water. MIR. Church reached out his
fish pole, which johnson caught hold of,
and drew him up to the underpining of the
dam where he was finally taken ot. MIR.
Tom baugh's son saw his father In the wa.
ter and jumped in, and had almost saved
him, so he said upon the inquest, hut the
current was too great tor him, ana he was
Obliged to preserve his own life. Mr.. Tom.
baugh was finally taken out by hel which
was secured and taken 70 the und rtaklng
rooms of II. Salisbury, where an Inquest
was held by Deputy Coroner Dr.. M. +.
| Blanchard, agreeable to the above facts
Mr.. Tombaughs family have been telt
| graphed for End will arrive on first train
Stitson's Uncle Toms Cabin Co will eX
hibit In this place under canvass on Thurs
day, May 10. Two brass bands, white and
colored, dogs, and everything 20 make FUR
for the boys. You can get cool seat Tor
25 cents. We understand this compan,
have their own conveyances travelling
through the country in old fashioned style
Mr.. and Mrs. John s. Armstrong, O
Sheridan, are visiting at Mrs. A. G. Parr'
| to-day
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col W. j, Pollard.

AUGUSTA, GA, Jan. 7, 1881.
Swifrs Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.
DEAN SIRs For ten years my btoou
was in very bad condition, evincing Its
i'll humors In chronic swollen and vlo-
lently red nose, and innuperable boils that
frequently appeared on my face looked as
if | had a severe case of erysipelas. :,
Some time ago determined to try 5; 5.
s, as had heard so much of the Specific
as blood purifier After using six large
ho,tles of s. s. 5. was entirely cured. The
violent deep red color left my nose, the
boils disappeared permanently. and my
general health was built up wonderfully. !
re gard s. S. 5. not only as the best blood
purifier, but also as the finest tonic for re.
duced constitution and general debility
that know of, Yours truly,
''' w. J. POLLARD,
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From Rev. Mr.. Kelly.

Myself and wife were seriously afflicted
with malarial poison, nervous prostratioH
and general debility. After using three
large sized bottles of Swift's Specific, we
now consider ourselves almost entirely Tree
from any blood impurities, and are as ar-
tive and supple as we we're twenty. years
ago. take pleasure in recommending ,
u = 10 all who are suffering from any I'M
nuritles of the blood, dizziness or nervous
headache. SAMUEL KELLY,
Elder Church of Christ, Muddy
Fork, howard County, Ark.
Nashville, oct. I, 1886
Treatise on blood and Skin Disease:
mailed free. - sssssiSs
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co, Drawer ., Al
lanta, Ga.
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worth n, Weight In Gold.

Albert Emminger, Covington, KY was
afflicted with Catarrh three years, lie
saws: After trying every known patent
medicine which saw advertised, none OF
which helped me, tried Papillon extract
of fax) Catarrh Cure AS last resort, IL
has made complete cure, and is worth Its
weight in gold will give yol other rel
erences from parties who have been cured
II Is no experiment, but positive cure,
Large bottles only 81, at T. +. Gapea's "
Co.'S Drug store.
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An End tn Bone Scrapg.

Edward Shepard, of Harrisburg, III says;
"llaviag received 80 much beneht from
Electric Bilters, | feel it my duty to let suf'
ferinb humanity know it. Have had run
ming sore on my leg for eight yeas; my doc
tors told me | would have to have the oohe
scrapcd or the leg amputated' l USED III
stead. three bottles OF Electric bltters anu
seven boxes of Bucklen's Arnlca Salve, and
nv leg is now sound and WELL
Electric Bilters are sold at fifty cents
bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Sllve at -oc'
per box by d. Lorriaux.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

People ask what is good for cough or a
cold, the mistake many make is in letting it
run TOO long. DR.. Bigclows Cough Cure,
contains the good qualities of all the best
cough remedies without the defects of any
of them. A safe and speedy remedy for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung troub
les. Sold by +. Y. Griggs in 80 cent and ~
bottles. Healing to the lungs. SAFE AMI
pleasapt for children.
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"Papa," observed little Johnny Gray
What does this mean in the paper
What is 1t, my son y""Why, what 40 puts
and calls mean" They rean,' salu the
old man, who had taken several myers
they mean that man goes down to wal
street and puts some money In the HANDS
of broker" "Well, but what do calls
mean" "Oh, they mean, my son, tna'
when he calls for it he don't get it."-F"
1uriaI RtDJvteP.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

The best on earrn can truly be said OF
Grigps Glycerine Salve, which is sure
safe and speedy cure for cuts bruises, scalds'
burma vynunds and ali other sores. viii pos
lively cure piles, letter and all skin erap'
tons, Try this wonder healer. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money refunded. Only 20
cents. Sold by T. y. Griggs,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

any dear, II you don't quit annoying me
IL shall really have 10 move 70 Mexico
said Washington man 10 his vile the
other day. nj, .
"What good would that do, like TO
knowg'
There Is law there compelling males
and males only, 10 wear pantaloons' -
WushiBgtOR critic.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

Most everything IN this world is full OF
de, option. Few things are what they seem,
but the results obtained for DR.. Jones Red
Glover Tonic far exceed all claims. II re.
stores lost nerve force, cures dyspepsia, and
all stomach, liver, kidney and bladder trouo.
les. 1t is a perfect tonic, appetlser, oloou
purifier, sure cure for ague and maiarial
diseases, Price 80 cents, OF Il. \. Griggs.
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In the OiiiCes.

The following is a list of the principal
real estate transfers In La Sale county for
the week ending May II:
Al. West to III Miller, 40 fl eff, lots q
and Z, blk and \, brick wall adjoining
lots 30 and 40, Tonica, 81 ,025. Phillip Reu-
ter TO l. Richards, lot ,, block Z, Streator,
Homestead add, 81, 700. Lorenzo Leland
ct al TO F A Sherwood, lot s, block ~, o.
tawa, States add, $1,000. l. Simpson to
MN Landberg, lots and 3, blk 81, Strea-
tor, Villa Park add, l,l5O.
The smaller transfers In Ottawa are; j
w Barnhart to J L Westwood, lot Z, blk :,
Norris add 800 j w and T N Stanley,
executors, TO & II Taylor, blk 100, Fox
river, $4,000. G II Taylor to- Lavina Gro
sler, mortgage on same, $4,000. I
Gedney to D Evans mortgage lots and 6,
blk ,, $4,000 o l. Rising to Mary j Fow
ler mortgage swi. IL, 30, 3, VIE outlot z
81 900. Total Ottawa transfers, IS, 100.
Josiah o. Mel to Arthur Gay, lot 0, blk
10, villa Park add, Streator, 5000.
Ottawa-F l. Fleming &C. Sarah Armour
ell VIII lot q, blk IL, Ottawa orig, $500
Sarah Armour to l. Crozier, mtge on wi
Ell and ell VIII lot 6, blk II, $500; Thomas
Brennan, admir-, to Mary Brennan, lot Z
blk 10, RR add, $500; Mary Brennan to
Ii Murphy, mtge on same, $3.50.
MARRIAGE LICENCES.
The following parties have been grantee
| icence to marry
John Treupala and Mary Ewold, G "
Harris and Ella Brown tcolored), Thoma
Leutkieivecz and Francesca Bukota, A,
Haas and Kate Koppel, l. G Tuker ant
Mabel Beckwith, Emile Dondanville ant
MAY Schumacher, James johnson an,
Annie Duck, George w Bone and Cora
Fought, Oscar j Reel and Minnie Dayhof
John Keller and Jennie Anderson, Samue
Sopher and Alice Pierce, Charles Eide
and Mary Shaughnessy, John Mengol an
Anna Stobbs, Jacob Derix and Berth
KUHN, J B Decker and Albertine Cramel
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

Architect-This, Mrs. Pahvynew, Is the
ground plan of the first floor. Here Is the
hall, there is the drawing room. Mrs.
Pahvynew-Law, Mr. Shackelford, why
not make that room parlor. we don't
need no drawing room. Nary one OF the
girls kin draw.-Chicag0 Tribune.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

"You ought TO be ashamed Of yourself, a
gren, big man like you, to be beggar and
a tramp. You oughtn't to be AFRAID OF
work"
81 know il, mum, but | can't help 1t.
You see my nurse frightened me once In
"A dark room when was y baby, and have
be.n timid ever ince"-WdH and EJpreSS
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

When woman starts out 10 write poetry
for living and gets rs far Ms the INST iine'
which usually reads something ike ms;
"Oh, the balmv breath of merry spring
and then can't get any further, she begins
10 realize what lots of fun men like Tenny'
son had when grinding out jubilee odes.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21

0Yes," said Miss Clara to her bosom
friend, Miss Ethel, Il met young MIR. Fold
erol last evening, and, Ethel, he is per
fectlv delightful" "Does he wear whlsk.
ers ~ inquired Miss Ethel with equal en-
thusiasm. "Whiskers! Why, Ethel, he has
such lovely mutton chops that 1t makes one
hungry to look at them. ''-Harper'S Ba2ar.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1887-05-21
Literary Notices.

The Farurn for June will contain an ex
csptionslly interesting contribution 10 i's
sar,es ON Books That Have Helped Me-
nv Andrew Lang-the one English writer
n.rbaps, who can invest u cduserte on thai
subiect with such charms of style and cru
ditlon as will please every readet'
The time Is ut hand when every one Will
be thinking of yachts and yachtiag, anu
not n few will be putting money Mt hazard
ON the outcome Of ocean races, IL may De
safely said. therefore, that an article ON
"The Form and Speed Of Yachts" Ivy
Prof. r.. II. Thurston, announced to appear
In the forum for June, will be widely
Rad. Prof Thurston Is not only ihos'
accomnlished student of mechanical sci.
ence. but is also sailor. lie VIII consiu'
or ALI toe elements of the yacht problem
theoretical and practical,
The June Amcricm udg';fae is AT hand
In typographi al appearance, the peer Oh
all the monthlies. the Leading ART Gle II
q" The Last Remnant of Frontier descrip
tive Of parts of Montana in lSSa' Among
the other notable features of the number
area Woman's Experience in the War
,,Our National lawmakers" noted mem
hers of the lowerhouse of Congress beinI
treated. The Red Horse Inn, at Sudbury
Mass. was the locality where the J" Travel
ers Tales" Of Lsngfellow we're supp 'sed
10 he narrated. In this, the old tavern Hn'
its occupants are the subject af An essay b.
l. Smithson, in which each of the travel
ers Is Unidentified and his subsequent histo
~ traced out There are the usual com
plement of stories, poems, ", making
most readable periodical indeed.