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The Washington critic., 1887-11-22

by virtue of decd Of trust duly recorded
In fiber No, 93l. folio 49,, ct seq, Of the land
records Of the District Of Columbia, and at
tht request of the party secured thereby, do
fault having been made In the payment of
the note therein described and the interest
thereon we will sell, at pub lie auction, in
front OF the premises, on SATURDAY, No
vcmber the ninet teenth, A. u. 1857, az half.
pHst 4 O'Clock y. m, all II lot numbered one
~, In square numbered one thousani and
forty three 1913.
Terms. Onc-thrd cash, balance in one aud
two years at xix per cent. Interest, or all
cash, at the option of the purchaser. de-
pusit Of 500 will he required at time OF sale.
II terms of sale are not compiled with In ten
days after sale the property may be resold at
the risk and cost Of dciauting purchaser on
one weeks public notice. .....
GEORGE TRuESDELL,
j. WALTER COOKSEY,
Trtsces.
The Washington critic., 1887-11-22
ARIES p. j
TN THE SUPREME COURT OF tbs
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.

Attest; k j. MEIGS, CLERK.
by NJ. A. CLANCY, Assistant Clerk.
The Washington critic., 1887-11-22
Academy of the Holy Cross,
l3l2 MASS. AVE. N. ".

1917 MASS, AVE. NJ W.,
VIII resume first Monday In September. II af-
iOrds every facility for acquiring thorough
and accomplished education. The musical
department, embracing Harp, Piano, Organ,
Guitar, Banjo and Mandolin, Is directed by
thoroughly accomplished teachers. Painting
IN LuStre, OIL and Water Colors. Special at
tcntion paid to Bookkeeping and the Higher
Mathematics Attached TO the academy Is a
DEPARTMENT for Little Boys.
The Washington critic., 1887-11-22

Joseph Chamberlain at Albaugh's last
night, while the Misses West and their cha
perone had seats in the stalls.
Mr.. G. d. Hess representing Miss Minnie
Palmer, who will appear at Albaugh's next
week, is In the city preparing the way. Miss
Palmer will present "My Sweetheart" the
first three nights Of the engagement, and
will close the week with "My Brothers.
Sister," Leonard Growers best play. This
is Miss Palmer's first appearance here after
an absence abroad of three years, and she
will no doubt receive au ovation.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-08-01

known throughout the State to he struck
down by the ISLANDERS ,of either nac or i'-
,aalr gLouLs aud hgypjCS. The condition OF
the Hospital Is good and the untortunates
confined therein well and kindly treated,
and carefully attended. The Board OF d.
rectors could find nothing to justify the
removal OF DR.. Bland at its meeting
in June last and consequently did
net DO him that injustice. The cleo
ton oil officers OF the Hospital was
postponed until the meeting OF the Board
on the 23d Of August, ut the request OF
ON, of the members, who asked tor snch
DELAY and insisted that he could not theh
vote iutelligently upon 50 important "
matter. ii.
Let these moral editors proceed WIN
their clustering and lying chatter. Such
an infamous course in reference to a great
aleemosvnarv institution, and in view OF the
facts in the case, can only render them
contemplate in estimation OF all reason
able and fair minded people. Their motive
will be fully understood.
This, once and for all, is our reply to the
LIS. mulirr and hat, that actuate this latest
renewed attempt to mislead tine public
mind and bolster mp the infamous report
of the Legislative Investigating Committee
ON the management Of the Hospital under
DR. Eland's adr inistration Is disappointment
ent
J. BASEL,
4. +. WHELAN,
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How to EIirt with GIoxe..
!. BASEL,
4. +. WHELAN.
Ira &. Posi-.
Pull N@ GrG,i''

For YES" drop one glove from the
right hand into the left hand. No Is
SAID by rolling both gloves in the right
hand 1t you want to express that YOU
are indifferent to a partner take the right
hand glove partly oil. II you wish
man to follow You into the next room,
strike your left arm with both gloves.
IL love you still" is indicated by slowly
and carefully smoothing both gloves.
Ir the fair one desires to know
whether her affection is reciprocated, she
is to put on halt OF the lclt-hand glove, one
finger ut time. BE on your guard
against the governor, or 'mother-ln-
law" rs the ease may be, il message
often sent, and is given by dellcately
twisting the glove finger around the
thumb. Ii the damSel is in quarrelsome
mood she simply makes cross with both
her gloves and proceeds To lay them on
her lap in tins position. These are the
principal and most simple rules.
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Advice To Mothers.

Mrs. Wiuslow's Soothing Syrup for
children tcrthiug, il the prescription OF
oueu! the best female nurses and physicians
in the United States, ana has been used
Iur forty years with never failing success
hy millions OF mothers Tor their children.
During the process OF teethjng its value Is
iuc.dcuahIe. II relieves the child from
pain, cares dyscntery and diarrhua, grip.
iug in the bowels, aud wind cello By
giving hralth to the child it rr-t7 It's
mother. Price 25C bottle
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Living Witnesses,

Ask any one who has used DIR. Pierce 5
Pleasant Purgtlye Pellets as to their mer'
its. They will tell you that prmples,
bIotchcs and cruplionS disappear; that
constipation that breeder Of disorders
is relieved; that the appetite IL restored;
that the whole system is renovatcdand reg
ulated beyond any conception by these
little wondcr-workcrs Eclmg purely veg
etable, they are perfectly harmless; being
composed of concentrated. active ingredi-
cutS, they are powerful, Purge and putty
the system and disease will be unknown.
Ot all druggists.
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Mr.. blaine writes home "Mr.ELNNE
was never in better health than he has been
on this trip. lie is enjoying Scotland
hugely tie drives and walks daily, and
mas several times danced on the green a
thug hr has not done before for years.
This was before NE heard from Ohio MI
BLAINE isn't dancing ON the green now.
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HENRY GEORGE.

HENRY GEORGE.
HENRY GEORGE told not very large
but very pyr,pirfug audience at the Fair
Grounds yesterday how he proposed to
turn VANDERBILT and JAY CORN out ol
house aud home and give the poverty
stricken the benefit of all the luxury now
enjoyed hy these magnatss. We Sly he
told how De- VIZ, going 10 DO this. We
must rrr.ut. he did not In his W hole ay-
gImrut. Tor his land theories of an hours
duration. BE- d.d not give his b,wiIdrrrl
heaters oue Practical suggestion as to how
De proposed To abolish VNNuEEErIT~
hundred millions But giving Mr.. GEORGE
the benefit OF the fact that he was over.
heated aud had mot time enough to thor
ourbly rjurtda;s his theories. aut taking il
tor granted that b. un abolish
the uau of hundreds OF millions, let
ua ask where ne proposes 10 stop lis
wealth aboIlshins marhlur or il he pro-
poses TO stop It 20; ALL II il will take
away the hundred millions will it not also
take away Do, Que million, and following
the thin. 90 l,e end THE one ,huuFIuds
And. iu the words OF Gryt,.a cutie. It not,
why urrs
Gu. Zee. us lake Mr.. u1DEeE'S own
words bee says his theory boiled down IS
tH,~. To put such 20 ty> on land values
tina, %" nau will oyruTy any mo'e 'ane
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To GIVE symmetry to his theories Mr.
GEORGE should include water, which Is a
great producing agent, in his tax scheme.
Then he would have the dead wood on JAY
GurLD when De went i'm his Yacht,
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EyFFAIu Bill seems to have become an
issue iu Massachusetts. The Boston G'"d,
has two long editorials, occupying two
columns. ou Mr.. Copy in London
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for SKIS.
ENARM FOR SALE.

The subscriber Will sell q. trade for .,....
properly near the City Of Wheeling Farm, o.. ',:
Acres on Big Wheeling Greek tpt.rt-., Do,
frOs the city Land very level l4r., Co., %.
q: Good Fruit; Wafer III Every t!rIt. w.. q.
tageS aud Cold Well Water NJ a, r..ir... Ut.
Fences; plenty Of Limestone and Goal ,-r,r.... '.
out on the land purchaser can r,r 4 mr., fI..s
gain. J. - FEr,. ''
IylSetgh Office 100 Main - Ehr,.r....
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THE revised edition Of the Bible ought
10 Dee popular just now. II ignores Ger
tain warm place.
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Ngw Advertisements.

IGOR "a E-SMALL BOAT. l2NtO, NEW.
/ Price low Enquire at Steamboat Belle
Prince office, Water street, or OF L. y. LINELl,
Nm usr,iusville. ". Va. auIa
Jl-tvTFp--h Young MAN THAT vi! l.
w make himself generally useful about n
store. Apply nj 1919 Market s,.ec.. jyiO
NOR sALE-CUEAP SECONDHAND VI.
L right Tubular Boiler 1 feet 10y feet "
inches. About tTc years old, Address iln'
oni.e. ylIgigh
LNOR sALE-LOT OF SECONDHAND LIANT,
/ rTlIs. picks ami ShOyvls Call on JAMES
HEALN, No. u Eighteenth stree, jy27eldq
UIoR KFNT - FUkNI,HED ROOM WITH
y board trans =. or permanent. Also. liable
board NolES Main street Iy7eSih
UrANTED-A GENTLEMAN OF ADDRESS
w and good habits 10 represent al insurance
Company. SALARY and commission. Apply al
I&5 Chapliur street, between 10 10 Il. III.
jy2Rcrdq
IGOR RENT-THE RESIDENCE or THE
j northeast corner Ct Chapliuc aud Eleventh
streets. For terms cal. at lG2b Market street.
Iy2l
NIvANTED-A SMALL HOUSE Or SUIT OF
w rooms for light house keeping AddreN,
IL. " this Office, stating rent. jylOh
NNTANTED We desire to establish a genera.
w agency IN Wheeling ur vicinity, To control
the sale of a. staple article of daily consumption
Any energetic man with small capital may Sc
cure Ipgrmaurut, paying business. For particu'
lars address GREESwICH MANUFACTURERS Co,
81 Er>rv ST. y. Y. myg
a. ANTEp -PUSlTlON-' YOUNG Man or
w wide acquaintance ia the city desires ii
position in Il Wholesale or luhbIug house. IlHs %
lair education, can handle hOT>cs, and Is willing
To work al almost anything that is honorable FOL
moderate wages. Best of references. Address
W, " care this office. Jy&N
WANTED ACTIVE MAN lONE OUT
w OF cmpluymcuu 10 begin on moderate sal
ury and work himself up. rrprrNcuiiuEiu his own
locality. AN old established house. References
exchanged An. NANuFACIJ HOJ>E Il
Barclay street New York. jylluuwh
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THE political mutc will paw the earth
from this time or with both feet.
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aeW Advertisements.
-OTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

IIuu, ans specifications for taking down and
reminding The First Presbyterian church, E.ll.
aIr,. Quo. can Boz, seem sl iuv ulurcuI " j. Nc.
Claim EHlIE,rn. All contractor must >rud u
ru,ir,yIirl bid, ON same hy August %. I>>. The
r..Itt Is reserved Geo % Iryruuyur 6., bids
Eg uulyyu OF BOARD OF lkllIEE~.
T. VI = ROSE. Secretary. Iy.NI
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Banks.

DIhRCH go
J. N. VANCE, HuEEHglAEE
y. LAU6HILs, W. FLLlsouAN
5. ). DRLAPLAIT, :. " EELgY
JoES tsgw.
Drafts issued on England uclsuA scotland
aud all pUlnts In Eur0pt
mr. John ! IONFs. Gashicr
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TOR RENT.

No D, Main street Five Room. - o.
SO. PHI Mann Street store uud cellar with
two living rooms. 80.
50.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-06-20

II SANTA ABLE is only sold in
large bottles at 81 90; three for 50 so q.
Sold by all Wholesale aud retail drug
gists. f-7-1y.
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Folsom, CAL I used Bnite- Tine in
chronic rheumatism with great benefit.
Please send q supply to j. W. Hainss,
Genoa, New, md oblige yonrs truly,
F. G. DURANT, Nj. D.
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CHICO, CALL have had the catarrh
for five years, and could hardly talk
plain; could not breathe through my
nostrils. Your California CATH .Cnre
has cleansed out my head, and / can
talk palmer now than I have for the
past Ave years. Your medicine is all
that it is represented, an absolute cure
for Catarrh and cold in the head.
Yours truly,
CHARLES C.. OyERsH1NER,
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CHARLES C. OvERsH1NEB.

WOODLAND, CAL.-Your medicines
are selling better than any other shelf
goods, aud give satisfaction to all pur-
chasers The Cut-R- Cure is praised
very highly by ell who have tried il, md
many cases have been greatly benefited
by its use when all other remedies tried
have proved of no benefit.
Yours truly.
POND + LAWSON.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1887-06-11

did not know what was to become
of him; but he did trust me
that would keep his secret. Again
he offered me his coat, which was a
good one, so / asked where the articles
could be got. He said, In Holloway
Road now it was past nine O'Clock. l
said would go with him and see what
could be done; and away we went at
full speed He entered small marine
store, and came out Immediately with
q sad face-they had none. He thanked
me for my kindness; said | had acted
like gentleman and Christian, and
/ could do no more. Iasked where was
the nearest place at which he thought
they could be got. He said they were
sure to be found down near the Angel,
l said would trust him. gave him four
shillings; and with gush of gratitude,
he thanked me and said / would see him
on Saturday at half-past two sharp.
When half across the street, he turned
back and said he had nothing to eat
that day-could l let him have a cop
per to get bit of bread! l gave him
twopence.
He never appeared on Saturday; but
friend to whom l mentioned the cir
cumstance, when in Croydon about
three months afterwards. saw a letter
in local paper-which he sent me
describing this rascal, and stating that
he had called on several persons in that
neighborhood and succeeded in getting
money from each of them by the same
ingenious story.
The result of my experience leads me
to. say to every one: Make it a rule
never to give on the spot or instant to
any applicant not known to you; ask
the address and earthquakes made; and
be sure that you know what you are
doing before you give. Seek out the
deserving poor; they as rule, do not
come to seek aims; yet You may find
them and your gifts will do both you
and the recipients good-you, as much
as them Chambers Journal.
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STYLES IN CIGARS.
A Dealer Says That They Vary Almost as
Rapidly as Feminine Fashions.

A Dealer Says That They Vary Almost rs
Rapidly as Feminine Fashions.
There is nothing man is more fas-
tidious and particular about than his
cigars. In former times the shape was
not thought of at all, and only the color
and appearance of the tobacco were
given consideration. Some smokers
preferred cigars in certain state of
'.greenness." Others would smoke only
speckled cigar. So little attention
was given to the shape that this subject
was utterly ignored by the manufact-
urers, who bent their entire energies
to making happy combinations of
different grades of tobacco. A few
years ago all shapes were nearly the
the same, the.difference being only in
the length. They were of even thick
ness, tapering bluntly atone end. Now,
however, things are different, and a
well-regulated store has in stock dozens
of different shapes. 1t has gone SO far
that these fashions and styles in cigars
are watched by some persons as closely
as the styles in their apparel.
A prominent Chestnut street retailer
said: ssYou seldom see in these days
nice round cigar, because they have the
appearance of having been nodded, and
smokers will not buy them. The most
popular shape at present is thick and
bunchy near the end to be lighted and
tapering gradually toward the butt.
The very latest shape, however, is this
idea carried to the extreme-that is,
very thick near the fire end and shaping
to sharp and long point. There is
medium between these two shapes, and
we have some customers who will not
smoke any other shape. Neither the
retailers nor the manufacturers like to
handle these for many reasons. None
but very experienced man can make
good smoking cigar of this shape, and
even for him it is very slow work. There
is difficulty, too, in packing them. A
great deal of attention is paid to the
shape nowadays, and when particular
brand happens to make good hit it is
made up in all possible shapes and
sizes. Philadelphia Record.
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A good many years ago now, small,
bare-legged boy set out from his home
in Portsmouth, N. H., for an after
Moons sport with gun. He rambled
along, as boys will, with his eyes wide
open for every thing that came under
them, as well as for the game that was
the special object Of his expedition. and
he had not gone far when he saw a
chaise approaching, driven by the Gov
ernor of the State.
The Governor was very popular
and distinguished man, who was being
talked Of for the Presidency, and we
should not have liked the small boy IL
he had not been a little overawcd by
finding himself alone in the presence
of SO august parsonage. He was
equal to the occasion, however, and AS
the chaise reached him. he stood aside
to let It pass and gravcly presented
arms. The Governor at once pulled
up his horse and looked with amuse-
ment at The little fellow standing there
as serious IS sentry, with his gun held
rigidly before him
WHAT'S your namee' said the Gov
ssThonlass Bailey Aldrich." replied
the boy, with military: salute.
He was invited into the chaise, and
though be lost his shooting, what was
that II comparison with the distinction
Of riding into Portsmouth Town with
Governor Woodbury.?
This wasforty years ago, and since
then Thomas Bailey Aldrich has earn
ed place among the foremost of
American authors by a series Of books,
some in prose and some verse, which
are distinguished by tho purity Of their
tone, the refinement Of their style, and
the picturesqueness of their inyen-
ton. One 81 them is called 1.-THE story
of Bad Boy" and except that some
of the names Of persons and placesare
changed. it Is so faithful picture Of
the authors boyhood that it might be
called an autobiograpby.-Wm II.
Rjdesng,in 81. Nicholas.
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THE HAWAIIAN RACE.
Its Final and Complete Disappearance
COnfdentlally Predicted.

It's Final and Complete Disappearance
COnfdentlaily Predicted.
Hawaiians would have been socially
better off, it is openly asserted, had no
European ever been permitted to land
upon the shores of the kingdom. AS
matters now stand, the race is fast dis
appearing, owing to the Introduction
of certain forms of vice heretofore un-
known among the natives there, while
that hateful disease introduced by for
eigners into these islands indelibly
marks the features of both Kanakas
and Washines alike, fulfilling the text
of the Scriptural assertion that the
sins of the father will be visited upon
the children, etc.
Nevertheless Hawaii, in nearly every
respect, justly deserves the attention it
has been receiving for years at the
hands of citizens of the United States.
The natives are to be encouraged in
their effort to compete with their white
brethren. There are many Kanakas
who lack thrift and who do not possess
the requisite amount of stamina which
is needed to insure success in life, yet
such as these may be instructed to such
degree as to render them capable
of at least providing for them
selves.
Inthe American navy are many native
Hawaiians, who, in the experience of the
writer, have always proved to be good
humored. Welding in temper, and, as a
rule, generous to fault Being in the
main active and intelligent beings. they
make excellent sailors. In like manner
the investing in Hawaiian property and
the employment of native help at fair
wages might result beneficially to not
only the capitalist, but would prove of
great advantage to the Hawaiian peo-
ple-Cor. Boston Bulletin.
a ~ II -
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FOR OUR YOUNG FOLKS.
Two LITTLE STARS.

Two darlings-Bess and Helen
Are cunningest OF sisters;
Full often they make mimic play
OF entertaining vis'ters;"
or going TO church, it may be,
In Sunday-sch sweet singing;
Such quiet LOOKS, and folded books,
To Sabbath service bringing!
Some ready vestment serves them
Toplay their little parts in:
Now, grand1na's gown, now grandpa's brown
New coat, they'll try their arts in.
Or, just o simple towel
,.s-4-W Will do . fnantle's duty;
"With border pink, really think"
Says Bess, lit is beautyw
IT'S very, very funny,
To note their acted graccs-
The comic talk, the tragic walk,
The smiles, and the grimaces,
With which these charming children
Play caller and play preacher
Or quaint, essay kate Greenaway;"
Play school and quote the teacher;
miss Hearem has much trouble"
Says Bess, with girls she's ruling
For kAis dolls good, but haat ones rude,
And Barbara's scarce worth schooling"
One day, she said, all dressed up
In finery-this midget
"'Tis my day out" We could but shout,
For, lot there Haunted Bridget.
Sometimes trailing garment,
With gracious air and tender
Is donned to show mamma, you know
In all her lovely splendor
No tone OF voice, or manner
or matron. child. or maiden,
Is lost on Bess, no speech, no dress,
But she viii masquerade in.
And after her trots Helen,
Her toddling imitator,
Whose years are three-a wee thing She
But still . ''star, to mate her.
These two dear Thespiau players
Recall to us, full sweetly.
How very straight should be the gait
That's mimmicked so completely
Hrs. Mary b. Dodge. in Wide A,cdks.
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PuNoENT PARAGRAPHS.

ut is estimated that over 500, OOC
alligators are killed annually for their
skins
DIR. johnson once, speaking of a
quarrelsome fellow, said: IF he had
two Ideas in his head they would fall
out with each other"
"A correspondent asks: as it wrong
to cheat lawyer" First cheat the
lawyer, and then we will answer the
conundrum.- Providence telegraph.
just published for amateur bands
the Golden Crown Band Book" is an
advertisement. And yet some old
maxim maker foolishly said that silence
was golden.
New servant-'I was two years in
me last place, mum" Mistress-"O that
speaks well for you. Where was ftp"
New servant-'.In the reformatory,
mum. Puck.
-Peronella Maguffer writes to in
quire, "What is fugitive verse;"
Fugitive verse, nowadays, Peronella, is
that which makes the author fugitive
from avenging editors.
john" said the honest grocer to
the new apprentice, 'you needn't mind
covering up those sugar barrels while
sweeping the store. A little dust
doesn't hurt sugar and adds to its
weight. "-Philddelphia Herald.
"A man who broods over his troubles
is like hen on q nestful of back num-
bered eggs There's only one chance
in a hundred that he will ever hatch
any thing, but he keeps busy at it lust
the same. Merchant 7raUeier.
The Ups and Downs
In life we meet with joy and woe,
Whereer on earth we go,
A mixture Of the good and bad
Fate wills il should be so.
Just in the flush Of our success
Reverses kill our joy,
But few of US have the ups and downs
OF the elevator boy.
AT the Club--"Upon my soul, Dob
son, you are the dismalest company l
know of since that Brown girl gave you
your congo. / never saw fellow take
the mitten so wretchedly.' wretch
edly! Haw! Wetched isn't q name
faw it. You can, aw, fawncey how
wetched am when / tell you l. aw,
don't cayaw a wap how my, aw.
bweeches fit me. - 7oscn Topics.
Omaha Boy-"Say, sis. you know
Mr.. Nicefellow begged your pardon for
steppin' on your dress an tearin' big
hole in it?'' Omaha Miss well, what
of itP'. ''An' you said it didn't matter
a bit, an you was glad of it?'' "Yes."
"Cause you liked to sew, an you did III
know what you'd do with yourself if
you hadn'tany thing to mend?" "Well.
what of it, 1 say?' at wasn't Mr..
Nicefellow that stepped on your dress
1t was me-" O, you horrid, awkward
little wretch I'll skin you alive, -.
Omaha World,