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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
The Conductor was CONVINCED.

Down between Summer and Frank.
lin streets, an elderly woman, evil
IDENTIFY from the rural regions, stood
just beside the car track and vociferat-
ed her wish of riding on that car. The
conductors thoughts were evidently in
the clouds. and would only return from
their aerial fight at the next street
crossing, yet, nothing daunted. she
grasped the rail of the rear platform
and ran along by the side of the car,
when the following sharp dialogue en-
sued.
where do you want to 60 to, my
good womanP"
'Why, in here. of course, you fool.
l amt runnin' along here in the snow
for fun. l amt so young an active as
/ wuz."
The argument was irresistible in its
logic, and he stopped the car IN sheer
self-defense. Boston Record
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
A REQUIEM

The day is gone, alas the lovely day
That came among us as blushing bride,
Led by her brother the enarmoured sun,
Whose golden largess fell on every side.
All nature greeted her with rapturous Joy,
The forest birds broke forth In sweetest song
And dainty buds, awakening from their sleep,
Burst into blossom as she passed along.
And everywhere the children welcomed her.
In country lanes and In city's street,
The music Of their laughter kept glad time
To the sweet measure Of her flying feet.
The restless sick man, tossing on his couch,
Beheld her and awhile forgot his pain;
Her presence cheered the laborer at his toll,
Aud brought to wrlnkled age its youth again.
And as She smiling, hurried on her way,
Even sad mothers, weeping DER their dead,
Looked upward to her clear blue skies and felt
Somehow that sorrowing hearts were com
forted.
But now, alas the day herself is dead.
Before us, pallid In the dim twilight
She les forsaken by the tickle sun,
And DER her bends the dusky sexton, night.
Covering her slowly with his sable pail.
While the pale, trembling stars look coolly on,
And natures tears are falling silently
For the sweet day that is forever gone
e Y. Wilson, Chicago. Current.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Puck: The Queens cup-tea.
Puck: All-absorbing-a sponge.
Puck: Cold comfort-sleiphinp

Puck: The Queens cup-tea.
Puck: All-absorbing- sponge.
Puck: Cold comfort-sleighing.
Puck: A smart Alec-Colonel Mcclure.
Puck: In the first place-the latest baby.
Boston Transcript A shell race-oysters.
Cleveland Sun: A stay Of proceedings
A horse-car brake.
Washington Post: In prohibition states
liquor seems to be drug.
Harvard Lampoon; Did Noah get his
honey from the archivesi
Lowell Citizen HeNesy does not do half
the mischief that hearsay does.
Newman independent: Motto of a wood
sawyer come, ! saw, corded.
New Haven News: It's wise child that
knows when to lay down poker hand.
New Haven News: Jumping at a conclu-
sion-a dog trying to catch his own tail.
Life: While the fashion Of high hats Is
In vogue is the time to elevate the stage.
Cincinnati Commercial Gazette: Fig
ures will not lie. but they are handy to lie
with.
Burlington Free Press: Fresh resolu-
tions, like fresh eggs, are getting very
scarce.
Pittsburg Chronicle-T Telegraph: The
language the telephone speaks is broken
English.
Washington Critic Most of the base
ball suits worn during the winter are cut
out by lawyers.
Texas Siftings: She was q very pert
miss once. but marriage has tanned her
and she is an expert.
Rochester Democrat: The little toe is
the smallest on the foot, but it always has
the largest corn.
Boston Courier: In old times parents
brought children up, but now the children
bring the parents down.
Boston Globe: All Europe is said to be
armed to the teeth, which means that war
will be by the tongue.
Lowell Citizen: A pew in Beecher's
church sold for 81 900. Did we hear some
body say that salvation was freel,
Life: Truth lies at the bottom of well,
but if you want talsehood in any quantity
you must go to the tombstones.
Philadelphia Times: Oh that a locomo-
tive engineer should put an enemy in his
mouth to steal away other peoples lives
New Haven News: 1t will be noticed
that women who wear their hats III the
theater are afflicted with some scalp dis
ease.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
SOUTHWARK.
Hammond, Louisiana, and Jack
son, Mississippi.

The tide Of emigration has already
turned southwark, and thousands Of peo-
pie are asking the question, Where can l
locate South to best advantage" Every
state has its peculiar attractions, but it is
generally conceded that no locality in the
South possesses SO many advantages as
HAMMOND, LOUISIANA. Here over 40 North
ern families have located within the past
year. The climate cannot be excelled
Water, clear and pure, only SO miles north
OF New Orleans on the main line of the
Illinois Central Railroad with direct
market facilities TO every important
Northern market. Fruits and vegetables
are grown with ease and great profit.
Stock does well. A good school, beautiful
church, public library, and is in every
sense Northern town. An Interstate
Dairymens' and Fruit Growers Conven-
ton will be held at Jackson, Mississippi,
February l6, II and Is. Northern and
Southern lecturers and instructors of
national reputation are upon the program.
Mardi Gras Festival at New Orleans will
take place Feb. 90. To accommodate all
who desire to attend the Jackson Conven-
ton, visit Hammond and the New Orleans
Mardi Gras the Illinois Central railroad
will run a low rate excursion from all
points on its Illinois and Iowa lines arriv-
ngat Jackson at 4;10 p. M. Feb. 16. Tickets
will be sold to New Orleans and return
with stop over privileges at Jackson and
Hammond. Parties residing at points off
the line of the Illinois Central should ask
their local ticket agents for round trip
tickets to New Orleans and return and be
sure they arc routed via. the Illinois Cen
trail in order to visit Jackson and Ham,
mond, For excursion circulars, programs
Of Jackson convention and printed matter
concerning Hammond apply to the under
signed at Manchester, Iowa.
j. F. MERRY,
Genl. West. Pass. Agt.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Mutually Unsatisfactory.

Look here" said an Austin dude to
a newspaper reporter, 'you tell me a
couple of good jokes. ! want to get
them off rs original. you know, at lit
tie social gathering tonight. Ill lend
you five dollars If you do"
Il don't think it will work." replied
the newspaper man, pensively.
"Wby notp"
Il am so blamed poor that il / am
found with five dollars on my person.
I'll be suspected of having stolen them;
and you are so blamed stupid that il
you get off u good joke. everybody will
suspect you right Off "-Ieras Siftings.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

The ladies-bless emit beats all
When they are young and squallers,
Their hearts are set upon the doll
When grown, upon the dollars.
It'd Bits.
Great men by their lives leave foot prints
In the sands of time, we know;
But their marks are slight compared to
Foot prints in Chicago snow.
Merchant Traveller.
Boston Herald: Sarah Bernhardt has
reached Panama. She must feel at home
in that narrow isthmus.
New Haven News: What is my opinion
of misfortune. IL is n man without an
umbrella on a rainy day.
Philadelphia Herald: Although very
fashionable as an article of dress, the
hustle is really back number.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
No Change.

Peckham Injecting an old friend:
Why. Dingley, is this youp ! haven't
seen you for ten years. How are you,
anyhow
Dingley: oh. I'm just like used to
be. BY the way. Peckham, how's your
wife? You used to say you had the
boss girl when you were single.
Peckham (sadly): She's still boss. -
Life.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

from heart disease is now quite common.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
is certain remedy. Chronic irritation.
palpitation, excessive or defective action
OF the heart, shortness of breath, and pain
are removed by it in "A short reriod. It
also cures all the diseases relating to the
liver, stomach, bowels, blood and skin.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

For DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, Depression
OF Spirits and General Debility, in their
various forms also as preventive
against Fever and Ague, and other Inter
mittent Fevers, the "FERRo- PHosPHoRArEp
ELIXIR OF CAMsAYA," made by Caswell,
Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by all
Druggists, is the best tonic; and for pa
tients recovering from Fever or other
sickness, it has no equal.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
War Ahead.

There is great danger of war with Mexi-
co in the near future. but at present we
can pursue the arts of happiness, prosperi-
ty and wealth. Wherever you live. you
should write to Halett a. Co, Portland,
Maine, and receive free, full information
about work that you can do, and live at
home, earning thereby from 80 to S35 and
upwards daily. Some have earned over
$50 in a day. Capital not required; you
are started free. All is new; both sexes.
All ages Pay, as above guaranteed, from
first start
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Danville Breeze; What is the difference
between dude and his bootsi One is calf
skin and the other is calfs kin.
st. Paul Herald: The toboggan shows
its inclination TO fastness early. 1t gets
on a bender even before il is finished.
Texas Siftings: The new governor Of
Pennsylvania can never be a lazy man. He
must always work like Beaver.
Macon Telegraph: The man who wrecks
a train is a murderer. The man who
wrecks whole railroad is a financier.
New Haven News: An English woman
has left $50. UC0 for a canine hospital This
looks like throwing money to the dogs.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Genl. West. Pass. Agt.

In making BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocBEs is
such as to give the best possible effect
with safety. They are the best remedy in
use for Coughs, Colds, and Throat Dis
eases. Sold only in boxes. Price 25 cents.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
HS Nnnfo Pays for q YelF's subscrip

HS Nanfo Pays for Yeu's subscrip-
w OCIltS tion to tho Weekly Anasri-
can Rural Hom., Rochester, N. Y, WITHOUT
premium-"the Cheapest and Best Weekly
in the W orld," pages, IS columns, IS
years old. For One Dollar you have one
choice from over Indifferent Cloth Bound
Dollar Volumes, 800 to 900 pp., and paper
one year, postpaid. Book postage, 15c.
Extra. $4,000 books given away. Among
them are: Law Without Lawyers; Family
Cyclopedia; Farm Cyclopedia; Farmers
and Stockholders Guide; Common Sense
in Poultry Yard; World Cyclopedia Dan
elson's (Medical) Counselor; Boys Useful
Pastimes; Five Years Before the Mast;
Peoples History of Uuited States; Uni.
versal History of all Nations; Popular
History Civil War Doth sides).
Any ONE book and paper, one year, all
postpaid, for LIS only. Paper alone, 65c.
Satisfaction guaranteed on books and
Weekly, or money refunded. Reference:
Hon. G. X. PARSONS, Mayor Rochester.
Sample papers, &c. RURAL HOME CO.,
LTD, Without Pren.i9m, 65c. yearl
ROCHESTER, N Y.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Bal.S.W.States,746, 789

EX SENATOR b X BPl'CE O. u.h Caro-
lima aft = 70 n"iIs iCr wears for what he
su IS ii Wa MALARIA discovered he was
afflicted wi h SUGAR DIABETES and having
obtained no rel ef whatever rom his physi-
clans. he began the use Of Warmers SAFE
Diabetes Cure and he saws: my friends
are astonished at my Improvement"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
ELY'S
CREAMBALMCATARRH

Place n particle
of the Balm into
each nostril and
draw S I % n z
breaths through
the nose. 1t will
be absorbed and
begin its work of
cleansing and heal
ing the diseased
membrane. 1t al
lays inflammation
and prevents fresh
colds.
Not a Liquid or Snuff
NO y o SO n o u S
drugs. No often
siye Odor.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Ballot New Eng, 44l,753.

MRS. j. T. RITCHEY 1852 I'll Ave, Louis
Vile, Ky. } was a confirmed INVALID FOR
ELEVEN YEARS just living. and hourly EX-
PECTING DEATH. Was conhn' d TO bel ten
months each year. Was attended by the
BEST PHYSICIANS. Her left sid. was PARA
LIVED. Could neither eat s een nor enjoy
life. The doctors said she was troubled
with FEMALE COMPLAINTS; bit she was sat-
isfed her kidneys were aTec'ed Under the
operation OF Warmers SAFE Cure she passed
LARGE STONE or calculus. and in Nov,
1885, reported: Am to-day AS WELL As
WHEN GIRL"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

'He who is false to present duty" says
Henry Ward Beecher "breaks thread in
the loom, and will find the flaw when he
may have forgotten its cause.n A case in
point occurs to us. Mr.. VIM. Ryder. of
81 Jefferson street, Buffalo, n. Y, recent
ly told reporter that, II had large abb
scess on each leg, that it kept continually
did me any good except Dr. Piercs's
Golden Medical Discovery 1t cured me-"
Here is volume expressed in few
words Mr.. Ryder's experience is entitled
to our readers careful consideration.
The Sun.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

That tired languid feeling and duh head
che In very disagreeable. Take two OF
Carter's Little Liver Pills before retiring,
to do good.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Observation-Disclosures

J. Q. ELKINs (Elkusville, N. CO. suffered
for ten years from GRAVEL, which attacked
him EVERY SIX MONTHS lie lost IS pounds
in three months, and his strength was
NEARLY GONE. After q thorough use OF
Warmers SAFE Diabetes Cure he reports, 81
am AS WELL AS / EVER WAS, after using
fourteen bottles.n
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Mr. Jacob Froehlich, well known tail
or OF Cincinnati, o., after suffering for
years with rheumatism, was cured in a
short time by the use of st. Jacobs Oil.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Rochester PostExpress A type OF the
people-tin type.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Mrs. c. Kellogg, Edgwood. CAL, says:
Red Star Cough Cure is the best medicine
she has ever used for colds for the child
rem.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Anybody troubled with rheumatism.
neuralgia, stiff neck, or any pain or ache
should procure bottle of Salvation Oil at
once Price 25 cents
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

San Francisco Call: Fame, after all, to
the we'll balanced mind, consists in the
knowledge of having so lived as to deserve
the praise of neighbors.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup gives by far the
best satisfaction and takes the lead of all
cough preparations on our shelves,-Car-
penter a. Palmeter, jamestown, N. Y.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Boston Courier. Man wants but little
here below-zero.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

OF all things which may result
In conscience lean and lax;
Beware the scheming frauds occult
To shun the income tax.
The fellows who will make display
When the occasions pass;
Like Samson, many thousands slay
With jawbone of the ass.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

No lengthy advertisement is necessary
TO bolster up DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Pennsylvania, l,82l,2l8.

+. MAYER (l020 y. l2th St., 81. Lou =, MOI
tli.ctrd wit TIRED FEELINGS, diZz
and pa across the back, and lost appetit'.
Was sallow and care-worn all the time. The
doctors failing he began the use Of Warmers
SAFE Cure, ald reports: FEEL LIKE A
FIGHTING COCK.h
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Merchant Traveller: High and drv--a tall
Kentuckian,
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Biliousness, Dizziness, Nausea, Etc,
Are relieved by CARRIERS LITTLE Liver
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
A Sudden Death

Puck: When it rains hardest-when il
hailc
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
BaI.N.w.States,l,767,l49


CAPT GEO. B. WILTBANK 1919 Spruce ST.,
Phils., Pa.,) Frustrated IN Central America,
with Malarial Fever, caused bv congestion
OF Kiuneys aud Liver. DELIRIoUs part OF
the time. LIVER ENLARGED one-third.
Stomach badly affected. Could HOLD NO
FOOD; even water was elected. Using less
than a dozen bottles of Warmers SAFE
Cure he writes, ~ was COMPLETELY CURED
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Puck: A board bill-the carpenters
statement
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Southern States, 3,634,Ol7.

G. III. ALLEN LeavcnSor!h, Kan son
Edwin, two ,a"s OF a e, afflicted with Ex-
IRENE CASE OF BRIGHT's DISEASE, and the
doctors GAVE HIM UP. BY the advice of the
doctors vile, began the use OF Warmers
SAFE Cure, and after taxi seven bottles
he is PERFECTLY WELL and has had no
relapse.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Pear trees in Florida are being ruined
by spiders, which eat the buds
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Life: An electric experiment-repeatine
at the polls.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

PATENTS obtained BY Louis Bagrer q Co., Al.
torneys. Washington. &C. Raid 1894. Advio free.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Kansas Citv, 1880.

MRS (PROF.) F. j. WOLF Gettysburg, Pa,
Wife of the Ed. OF the Lutheran Quarterly
began to decline with Pulmonary Consume
ton. (Over 90 per cent OF all cases OF
Conslm ton are caused by diseased kid.
neys.) DIsPAIRED OF LIVING. After
thorough course Of treatment with Warmers
SAFE Cure, she writes, ~ AM PERFECTLY
WELL
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stineners applied TO the
new boots and they will never run over.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

, The Whip; Taken aback-a boy playing
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consumption
Cures where other remedies fail. 25c.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Puck; The star of hope-the histrionic
debutante
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

For the Blood, Nerves
And Complexion, use CARRIERS IRoS PILLS
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Don't Pay a BIG Price.

Sign in a New York resort: "No excuse
il found with another mans hat.n
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Providence, i7l,929.
EX-GOV. 7. G. ALVORD Syracuse, y. Y.,)
In 1884 began RUNNING DOWN with GENERAL
DEBILITY, accompanied with sense Of
weight in the lower part OF the body, with a
feverish sensation and general giving out
Of the whole organism. Was in SERIOUS
CONDITION, confined to his bed much Of the
time. After a thorough treatment with
Warmers SAFE Cure he says: " | am COM
PLETELY RESTORED TO HEALTH by its
means.n
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Boston, l,l49,l22.
CAPT. W. d. ROBINSON (U. s. Marine
Insp., Buffalo, n. Y, in 1885 was suffering
with SKIN HUMoR LIKE LEPRosY Could
not sleep; was In great AGONY. For two
years tried everything, without benefit. Was
pronounced INCURABLE. Twenty bottles
Of Warmers SAFE Cure COMPLETELY CURED
ME, ana to-day | am strong aud WE'LL"
(Feb. ), 1851
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27
Bal. Ohio State, 633,l53.

o. in 1855 reported that his daughter was
very much TBS rated; had PALPITATIoN OF
THE HEART, mt inse PAIN IN THE HEAD,
nervous disorder AMI CATARRH OF THE
BLADDER. She lost fifty five o Inds. Other
remedies falling, they began the use OF
Warmers SAFE Cure, SAFE PWs and SAFE
Nerrine, and within three months she had
gained fifty pounds in weight AMI was RE-
STORED TO GOOD HEALTH. That was three
years ago, and she is still in rs GOOD health
as ever in her life. Col. Thornton, himself,
was cured of CHRONIC DIARRHGA OF eighteen
years standing, in 1881, by Warmers SAFE
Cure
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

Milwaukee, 458, 1894.

milwaukee, 458, 894.
MISS u. L. BOARDMAN (Quechee, VT ia
NAV, 1882, began TO BLoAT, thence came
STOMACH TROUBLE, tIr BILE HEADACHES, and
finally the DOCTORS opinion that II was
BRlGHT's DISEASE, and INCrRABLE. Event
uallv she became nj arly BLIND, pronounced
b the do tors 10 be the LAST STAGE OF
Bright's disease. After hav NC been under
treatment by Warmers SAFE Cure for ONE
YEAR, she reported, ~ AN AS WELL AS ANY
ONE.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1887-01-27

ley stands conversing with his partner.
Becoming aware that her companion
is gazing earnestly into her face she
says: lis she not a beautiful womanp
''Yes, to those who admire that
type" he replies, with look which
conveys the idea that the type he most
admires is at his side. Her eyelids
droop and vivid flush suffuses her
face, although the man is totally un-
interesting to her. She feels excessively
annoyed and raises her eyes just in
time to meet those of Morris Langley
bent full upon her as he passes, with
the beautiful southerner on his arm.
He bows distantly and then, as his
companion speaks, he turns his head
with smile. A sharp pang of disap-
pointment pierces her heart although
she tells herself that 1t is just as she
expected;
Are they not handsome coupler"
she hears lady say. meaning Morris
and his companion. ''She Is his ward,
soon to be his wife, so it is rumored.
and should say rumor is right for
once. One would know to see them
together that they are in love-"
Yes. it is but too apparent" thinks
Athol. bitterly, glancing at Morris, who
Is bending towards the fair southerner,
whose orbs are raised to his while her
lips part with low, soft laugh.
The rest of the evening Athol is
strangely brilliant, drawing crowd of
admirers about her with her witty
badinagc, yet she overhears one lady
say to another:
"How i'll Miss Clifford is looking this
evening""
Yes, positively haggard, Is the re-
ply. II wonder it," but their voices
are lowered. though she catches the
name of Langley as they glance at her.
Athol retires to her room, with feel