The Arizona sentinel., 1887-01-01
PlTH AND POINT.

Silence may be golden, but it doesn't necessarily maRe millionaire out of mute.-PhiiGdeiphiG CGU.
 A young lady teacher in the Seward public schools fell heir t0 S20, 900. Her name was Began at last accounts. - OmahG Rept6LicGn.
 -"What time did John go away last night, Mary Amp ''It was D quarter of twelve. father" "Three," she said to herself. ''are quarter of twelve"
 A New Yorker shot at his wife, but the bullet hut nothing but her store hair. It is very hard to get at the exact bound aries of woman nowadays. -OmGhG World.
 I'm 'fraid of the darkr' said baby. smuggling up to mamma one night. "Why?" asked mamma. "'Cause it comes so close to me. "- Youth'S Conl- pdni0n.
 It is said that William D. Howells collects material for hs novels by sh op- ping with his W fe. Few authors secure sufficient money return from their nov els to adopt such an expens ve mode of collecting material.-NOrriStOG0B Her 0ld.
 Customer to coal l-deaIer-Have you got any name for those scales of yours? ''l never heard of scales having a name" "Well, you ought to call your scales ambush. You see they are all ways lying in weight. "-Teras SJtings.
 A correspondent wishes to know ''how to get rid of fool" Procure a loaded gun, put your mouth over the muzzle and touch the trigger with your toe. The bullet should be swallowed Burlington Free Press.
 -Jones-I would not be surprised at any thing. SmitherS-Not if an angel were to appear? Jones-Well. that might a. tonsh me little. "A female angel, for instance?" "Female angel? There ain't any other kind; not much. '" -PhtsburGh Dispatch.
 An instrument has been invented called plethysmograph, which meas ures the expenditure of mental force in thinking. A man in financial difficult ties. who has note to meet will, it is estimated, wear out two plethysmo- graphs day.-Boston Courier.
 Two young women were gazing in a shop window. Said one, '3Isn't it a love of bonnet! I'm tempted to buy it, even if it is expensive" Said the other, "No, don't you do it; you are too excited now You would be sure to regret it tomorrow morning. "-M r Sun.
 -Calino receives letter from Mada- gascar. It is dated from Maujakauda- riananbana. "Why do they use such long names?" asks one of his friends. Because" replied Calino, ''it is a country where there is nothing in par t;cular to do, and they say two or three words to kill the time "-M r Graphic.
 -Magistrate-Th young woman says that your continued staring at her annoyed her excessively. Prsoner-I never Intentionally annoyed a woman in my life, your Honor. Magistrate Then why did you stare at her so per- sistently? Prisoner Because she is pretty, and I couldn't help it. Young woman-Let him go, judge!-LJe.
 Mrs Anglomaniac T can not tell you what a treat it is to hear you talk. You have been in England so long that every word you utter reminds mo of the delightful lords and dukes I used to meet. Returned tourist-Par- don me, but England is the only coun- try that l did not visit. Mrs. Anglo maniac-Indeed! How very strange! 1 was sure you had unconsc;ously ac- quired the English vocal tones. Re- turned tourist-No; it is only cold in my head.-GLen Rose Falcon.