Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1887-03-17
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What kind OF roDDerY II NOT uhubet-
nsg A safe robbery Of course.
''what are tho wild waves saying n
vas asked Of Chinaman, and he r.
eWashee, washee.n
Talinage said in his lecture the other
light that 'sthe man who can sing and Q
wont sing should be sent tossing Sing. 3
That wenld betoo severe. 1t Nv the man who y
SAINT sing aud toih sing who should be
sent 70 Sing Sing, 7. s.-For ninety
nine wears. -NofTistotcn Herald. "
$50 your husband hasn't any wuifk,
MIRA. sullivan, all on account Of the
stbrike? Eaythur has mine, bad luck to I
it, ''Well, how is ii then yes walkin
about looken' so happy loike, wild q new
sale-skin Jacket. an" "oh, i's jist
the waikiki as does It. Me husbands
dilipii. We see--a waikiki wan. n-HaypeTs
Wekly.
Teacher--'Miss Sinnico, please parse
the sentence, 'Adolphus married Caro-
ine.,n Miss 8. -''W.ll, 'Adolphus' is a
noun. because 1t il tha name of thing;
married il a conjunction, beeause it joins
Adolphus aud Caroline, and Caroline IA
| a verb, cause il governs the noun. - hG.
change.
One of several gamecocks that were
| being shipped 10 Portland, Or, escaped |
| from tha coop and baggage car, and all |
the efforts Of the train hands TO catch IT
were unayailing until bright brakeman
released another cock. In moment the
two had en- aged in battle, and were
easily picked mp.
Another genial imbecile, who wore
about $40, 600 worth of big, vulgar dia
monds, smilingly assured MIR. Lowell that,
although she had never met him before,
she had always felt as il she were well ac-
ouainted with him, .'for," she added, "my
maiden name was Bigelow. Chicago
Morning Nevs
German professors are proverbtally
absent, minded, but none of them more so
, than Prof. Drusel of Bonn. He noticed
, one day his wife placing a large bouquet
/ | OF his desk. What does all that mean?"
be asked ''Why, this is the anniversary
. of your marriage, replied Mrs. Drusel.
4 | "dch, Cot La that so ! Well, lei me
9 know when yours comes around, and I'll
' reaiprocata, ns-,4tsas S5GittiHgs.
Judge "See here, prisoner, II you 90
q any more lying you wont get on for
a three years" Prisoner; But, Judge,
: how many years dye s'pose ye'd. gimuie
o if told tue trooth 2" Ten dollars nue.
' for contempt of court" Numbered the
i Judge. What do you think OF that I!
}. Better make il twenty he replisd
q "That amount OF contempt should neve
l. 40 for ten dollars
"a A clerk in Louisville invested $50 II
II pork at a bucket shop the other day, ant
is succeeded in running it up to 50, O0U
lie Then he determined TO make it ST., O0
rs aud unit and get married. His 50 ,OO'
erept nn ni,nast to the desired amount
il and then the market took turn agains
10 him and in few hours he didn't hav
III even the original $50. He will nc
IN marry this spring.
il Among other euriosities in Londo
ty collection of swords is fierce Mahrati
rs weapon called wakdah, or tiger CLAW
OF | which the user holds in his hand alike
or by two rings TO his fiuers. With a traito
Id Gus embrace he clasps his victim, an
hit tears him open. knife penetrating
ry dollar is reminder of the old Spauit
nv buccaneer's test of the soundness of b
Ia. blade, and proof of the quality of h
of steel of tie day. Pail Nal Gazette.
an One OF the singular products to Whit
lot the Forty ninth Congress turned de
.he ear was that to appropriate sum
Dill money for digging hole 5000 feet dee
ok or as much more or less as the fun
ers might warrant in each state and territor
Of Tho memorial Of the author of this hap
esi. thought promised q general revival OF
reat dustry as one of its results, and OIL
lie asked for a 600, 900, being $4,000
ons. each state and territory, to carry 1t o.
gain Its immediate obi aet WAS getting usei
nds. knowledge Or discovering valuai
sra- minerals.
onal Mr. Henry Willard and Mr.. Jose
we willard are two brother mtllionaires
Washington WHO " NV S"t'if" ~
virtue q efo'nsrS oHe ~: N,
Wtliara gave ~ eht' aai'iihsu'' anu Al =,
~, ~ cstl Ie-i,te4t'i'a w wa ~ =.
any BeIty Will4I At bout
Ies- from o. II p d NucfeuE
hsV- Joseph sent q cara 10 henrF, feadi
any "Mr Joseph willard, also at nome Jal
,tter airy 18th from . to II p ~ Ihat
oe short. sweet and graphic = boston TER
y Vi black silk reception costume I
sors glltteTed With Jet tipped the beam a.
VI as pounds. companion gown weighed
any pounfis examined their CONSTRUCT
AIRY to SEQ where the weight came IN. IL
~ ~ little IL the forest VI bones ana ste
now to some extent IN tine oalls OF lead
hosr were concealed ABOUT the SKIRT, ana n
anks Of all in the st. A tailor gown of
/, Mo4l %elgheu ~ pnunns' rilteen,
III ~ we're the hgufea OF three otherS
'h!ns spetttytly ! found nothlng Snort o
~ ~ ponnda.-Nt@ loF6 man.
~, Who would think the Item OF TO
o'neu and napkins cuts very cohelier
oer- figure 10 the expense account OF no
i !. does, nevertheless, and the cause is Ut
It has much from wear as from sort of evap
~ = ton that llight go by the name OF the
d nun the word did not sound 1uite so ugly
nhIA- towel here or there or u napkin once