The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-19
PITA AND POINT.

10 suit an old hunter. - Ie1ds ''Vt"ty''
1t is not the printer but the proof
reader who is Il type-rlghter --AHa cat
fornia
A great deal OF our current litera-
mre seems TO he on small fruit. Duluth
Photographer.
The monarch of Greece has "A fat sit
natlon as matter of course. Puts
JNrgh Chronicle.
Some people can't see to eat break
last without their morning glass.
Duiuth Photographer.
When Boyton dimes while floating on
The waves he never complains of his
bilow fare - TegaS SVtings.
There is something very beautiful
about childhood-excepi, possibly in
.he case of newsboys. Pucb.
The biggest sponges in the world are
lound occupying thrones and free
lunch tables. Texas SijtingS.
What the American heiress wants is
quality, and what the English noble
man wants is quantity. Puck.
According to the latest fashion intel
Iigence, the dressmaker calls loudly for
her "moire. - Springfield Union.
Presenting "A modest man with a
gold -headcd staff often appears like
case of shycanery. Duluth Paragraphs
~.
The flea may be n short lived bird;
but he can cause more hard feeling
lhan base ball umpire. - Bloomington
Eye
In the way of good corn-planter
there is nothing to equal tight boot
unless it is a tight shoe. AtddnJ
ArguS.
The prevailing style of architecture
3 growing so in popularity that drug
gists are now selling Queen Anne pills
life.
From the resultVf the yacht race 1t is
Easy to see that beans are better than
oatmeal any day in the week. --Roches-
Ter Post.
John: Your joke relating to the
bishop spending knight in pawn
shop is rejected because it is chess
nut. Life.
The alleged theft of Napoleon bones
,hows.that France, as well as this coun'
lrv has Napoleons of finance. -Phitd.
7etphia Times.
Parsons, the anarchist will be able
to see better world than this by
stretching his neck little. -Ncw Or-
leans Picayune.
'Ill see you later, /" as the man with
the bob-tail flush said to his neighboi
when he drew one card and didn't fill
Nashville american
A Montana man won his seventh
spouse in game of ole sledge and
their sevcn-'uptials were celebrated al
once. - 7eras SUtiRgs.
What with meteors and fools who
drop from parachutes, it is getting un-
safe to 90 out of doors without an UNI
brella. Buffalo Express.
some people begin to doubt Noah''
rain story and claim he ought to have
been hanged on the charge OF anark'
ism. = Duluth Photographer.
1t is in no spirit of reverence that we
say that in The Century's Life OF
Lincoln" the martyred president is a
sort of Missing Link. life.
A Michigan man has a jug $50 years
old. His family has doubtless been
keeping il in anticipation of prohibi-
ton. - Louisville courier Journal.
1t is well known that water won :
stick to grease, and from personal OBJ
servation we doubt if it clings to any
great extent among Italians. Life.
Unless something is done to revive
our merchant marine. the supply OF
sailors may suddenly be found wanting
when most needed. boston Transcript
Texas will never be fully civilized un-
iii warrant can be served without the
murder of two or three deputy sherffs
and constables. - baltimore american.
The Ute can not shoot as well as he
nsed to. The decay of this utility is
what sent Colorow back to the lean
beef of the reservation. Alta Catyor-
mia.
What terrible thing it would be II a
dazzling dude should make a mistake
and light a Embarrassed cigarette
while he was in street costume. Boston
Globe.
There is likely to be another insur-
roction nj the Maine state college. The