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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-24

WHEN you're down my way drop in,"
remarked the well-water to the "old oaken
bucket -
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-24

A SAILOR can truthfully speak of the
vessel III which he sails as the place of his
berth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-24

BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs will re-
iieve Bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh, Con-
sumptive and Throat Diseases. They are
used alacags auith good sesccess Price % cts.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-24

MILD, soothing and healing is DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-24

CREAM PUFFs-milk advertisements
Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-24
ElY'S
CREAM BALM

For Is gears I acas
annoyed acith ca
tarrh, seyere pain in
ing head. discharges
into my throat and
unpleasant breath.
My sense Of smell
acas much impaired.
I haze overcome these
troubles aoith E1y's
Cream Balna.-J.B
Case, st. DENIS Hotel,
Broddaody, ". 7.
A particle is applied IL
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-02-24
INJUSTICE CORRECTED.

Convincing Notification of Widecast Pub
lie Statements.
To Our Readers
In common with many publishers and
editors, we have been accustomed to look
upon certain statements which we have
seen in our columns as merely adrolt ad-
vertising.
Consequently we feel justified in taking
the liberty of printing few points from a
private letter recently received from one
of our largest patrons, as sort of confess
sion of faith to our readers. We quote:
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
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CARSON WATER WORKS.

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
HOLSTEIN FRIESIANN
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n a
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
CURED BY CUTICURA .

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
WORKING CLASSES A NJ . sTl es.

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
MISCELLANEOUS.
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
KNOW IT'S VALUE

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
CUTHCURA ABROAD

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21
SORES ON NECK .

Cnas. Brady, Somerville. Mass. who
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1887-05-21

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A feeling of gratitude impels me to
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New-York tribune., 1887-04-24
TIE OIROUS AT BUTTE.


We kinder calkated d-thats Bill an Ike an mo,
We'd all 20 down 70 Sentinel Butte and hev sort o.
spree
Tho day the Greatest Show on Earth were thar
big tent,
We jedged 'twere something In line, maturity wo
went
Inside struck table with curious sort o. oreeter
An u sign said his name were Pharioh Salt Poter;
An thet he was Egyptian king as long ergo went
hence-
The show he'd got the mummy stupendlous expense
We stood an sizedi up erwhe whom Iko turned round
and said:
at peers ter look erbOut ter me sif this gentleman
were dead,
An rs I'm corner low without no further fuss.
We'd better stop an kinder what killed the 0rnary
cuss"
Then Bill remarks: al reckon 1t 'ud be good dee"
An chimes with: "A inquest would Just orbout hit
MOI
An upon the corpse Pharioh Salt Peters
An fixed roglar verdok In surprisingly short meteri
Whereas. this p g. Peter ben' thar layin' desds
stuno,
Therefore this jury finds he croaked quito
knownT
We lowed thss nifty dollars were what tho Job were
An collected from the rsasrer Nv the Greatest show on
Earth
New-York tribune., 1887-04-24
THE GRANDFATHER or fOUNG LOGAEs
RRTDR
from The Cleveland Leader.

Lc0dcr.
The marriage OF the daughter OF Z. H. Andrews, OF
youngstown. reminds me Of the action OF Norman An.
dre the father OF Messrs. H. and W. c., sixty
years he Is now at the good Old age of
eighty eight years lie was young farmer In the log.
cabin region OF Trumbul County Hayng and harvest
ing about TO commence. lie was decided toe-
tOtaor. lie drank spirits and would not furnish 10
others Neighbors told him he could not get
NOW and reap for him: lie resolved TO try fty cents
a day the price OF labor. man heard that Mr.
Andrews wanted to hire lie called. Mr. Andrews told
him he could not furnish him any whiskey. "Then
cant work for YOU" " Hold on" said Mr. Andrews.
perhaps We can agree" NO." said the man, have
always had whlskoy. and can't work without IL"
will give you," said Mr.. Andrews, "sItytwo and a bait
ocnts day and good coffee aud cream to drink IN the
field often as you want It." +" I DECLARE" said the
man. that extra shilling day and the coffee Is great
temptation. I will try 1t anyway"
Ho went TO work and satisfied that the good cot
fee betor than whskey and the shilling day
clear gain OF SIX shillings week" In q few days o
colored nisn put In appearance for work lie was
famous man with the scythe aud cradle lie accepted
Mr. Andrewss terms and was satisfied. The haying
aud harvesting ali done In good time aud In good
order cradles scyhes broken loads OF hay
grain upset, and good example set In the
township.
New-York tribune., 1887-04-24

ooulo not DO expected answer Old Mr. Rote finished
his oatmeal and finding that he had left his specaces
upstairs gave up attempting to read the paper
sTnanks Mrs Codhooker," he said affably, addressing
the Landlsdy. "you may give me bit OF hash tnis
morning The fact is added the old gentleman TO the
table generally, II nnd 1t delightful to be in really
homeke boarding house. where feel that the food
Trustworthy and not continually tortured by the
profound conviction that every article eat Ia composed
Of allen substancea
Il remember" he continued genialy, "when was at
college years ago. boarded in commons and You never
could tell what you ate The food was fearly ana
wonderfully made One day my chum who was sitting
next TO eating apple pie calmly as you please an
at struck stratum Of unmlstakable kerosene ~
that pie real coal OIL mixed with the pie crust and ap
Old Mr. Rottle suddenly stopped his "reminiscences.
He his last mouthfu Of hash and there seemed 70
have been collision Of sort With an agonize1
expression his face he slowly produced piece OF
bent wire. There room for doubt Even inc
Landady had TO admit It, 1t was harpn. .,.
There was a pause before old Mr.. Rottie gatnerea
sorrow as of one whose confidence Is shattered:
sMrs Codhooker | did not expect this OF you II
were young and my eyesight sound, shouldn't mind,
bnt to me- old man. and my spectaces upstars-lt b
cruel" . A.. a.
The Landlady In Mortified state murmured that IL
was a mistake. But somehow the excuse didn't seem
very ftting, and the kerosene pie episode remained
unfinished. Old Mr.. Rottle sat In silence slipping his
coffee in q suspicious manner, and the Bank CLERK
remarked the Landady that perhaps he had better
take another egg and be on the safe side.
New-York tribune., 1887-04-24
JAY GOULD,
New-Y0rk.

"Ibeg your pardon, Mr.. Could" exclaimed tho en-
poye humbly lifting his cap and turning red and pale
by turps
THAT s all right my good man. You only doing
your duty. No noed TO ask my pardon have no bet
ter right abuse the property Of the road than other
passenger would have Always do your duty regardless
OF persons. I'll keep eye out for you"
An hour later tho grcat railroad magnste left the train
DO you sec that little fellow said the brakeman 70
an acquaintance. i" That's Jay Gould Pm solid with
him and my fortunes made"
"That Jay Gould T. the reply. mot much.
That's smith Henry. Of Bushne, Ill He looks like Jay
Could and Whenever he travels he carries Dooketful Of
cards with Jay 0oulds n.me ON them. Been giving you
ono. has hot Ohio AhsT
wild-eyed brakeman on ono Of the Wabash lines
travels back and forth his run, performing his
allotted duties In mechanical way and possessed Of
absorbing. consuming desre He wants to meet Mr.
Smith Henry, OF Bushnel, more before no dies.
New-York tribune., 1887-04-24
THE ZEALOUS BRAKEMAN
From The Ch,caQo Tribuns

From The Chicago Tribune
"Can't allow that, my dear sir" said a brakeman on
OF the Wabash lines the other day. rather sharply TO
passenger who trying TO crack pecan on the end
or a seat
The offender, small man OF quiet demeanor looked up
and remarked that hc not hurting tho seat he was
hammering on cast Iron.
can, help that, SIR" said the brakeman "supposo
everybody crack nuts the seats don't you
1t would deiace them tell you 1t won't do You'll
have 10 stop IL"
I'll pay for all damage do said the lltto man.
bringing his knife handle down on tho nut again. .
" You'll get out OF the IL you don't quit That's
what you'll do" quotil the exasperated brakeman.
"Ob, no. think not, said the little man; "Fn try
TO put up with the injury the stand It," and
ho handed the brakeman q card inscribed thus:
New-York tribune., 1887-04-24
GIVING THE REFUSAL OF HIS OFFICE.


have heard OF singular mistake which was made
lately by q small real estate who familiar
with the technical language OF the market in connection
with this matter OF giving the refusal Of property lie
actually ued paper granting this privilege suppos.
Ing all tho time that no literally refusing It, under
the Idea that the other party TO tho thereby
tacitly agreed to pay higher price than the men.
toned In the instrument This mistake recalled to me
the story Of bright young radesman the North End
who several years attentive the belle OF
that quarter who WAS known TO have higher aspraona
Being pressed 10 whether he had eedcd in hts
suit, the young said SWELL I've got the refusal Of
her. IL turned out that he had. though la opposite
sense from that which he intended to convey.
New-York tribune., 1887-04-24
CHILDREN IN HOTELS

Florence Marryatt English writer who visited this
country last summer. states that she littc girl ok
six take her place alone at hotel table. On being
asked by tho waiter she ought 10 be there without her
parents, she coolly answered. guess pay my way 70
writer In The Art Age supplements this story by one
OF fve-yearold girl whom he seated alone as
the crowded table OF hotel She called first for SOUP
then ice cream, then SOUP
" Isn't yOcr mamma coming to dinner r. asked the
amazed waiter, as he served her.
No" replied the young lady. She don't want none.
She's dead
George Augustus sala, when In this country, said
object to two things In America the pie and the hotel
child Not until the child s made into tho pie will toll
erato either"
New-York tribune., 1887-04-24
NOT AMPHIBIOUG

Miss Mulcshey-. sure, Nr ORaferty, It's disappoint-
"a that last night that res didn't call
house - yes promised"
Mr. VKaasry-- surs. Mia Mulcahey. it's sorry that
am, bat couldn't coma can't 10 In two places at
once It's not amphibous that am"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-06-25
A. III. NicoIay, AuctfOneer.

lTNHE VERY VALUABLE Metropolitan
motel property, corner West Third and
washington sts., at auction. A. ii. Nicolay,
real estate auctioneer, will sell at auction
wednesday morning, July g, 1887, by order
OF the district court, referees sale in parti-
ton, ~ IO O'Clock sharp, at the Wabasha
street"door OF the Office of the clerk of the
district court above named, at the corner of
FHtn So and Wabasha st., in the city Of st.
Paul, IN Ramsey county, Minnesota, that
very desirable and valuable business prop
erty known as the metropolitan hOtel, fronting
~ rect on West Third ST., 1913 feet on Wash
1nBton sc. and 104I2 feet on West Fourth st.
the building IS four stories and basement,
containing over 100 rooms, heated by steam,
CINE ana boiler, including all the modern i'm
provements; the hotel is substantially built
with marble floor in the entire rotunda, is OH
the line OF the new cable line and within
only one block OF the new postf1ice and Gus
tom house and fronting Rice park on Fourth
ST.; the hotel could easily be converted into
nrSt-ciass flats for families, offices for bust
ness purposes; the location is the very best
III the city and cannot be surpassed, being
minutes walk Of the wholesale district and
the very heart Of the great business artery of
81 Paul; the attention of capitalists and the
most cautious investors is called to this i'm
portant auction sale, offering inducements
and advantages for reliable and profitable
investment, considering location and sur
round1ngs, never before offered in this city !;
terms of sale will be made known at HE time
and place OF sale. For maps and full partic-
Exchange, No. 116 East Fourth ST., opposite
National Communication bank. A. Ii.
Nicolay. auctiOneer; our real estate auction
sale No. IL, 1872 176
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-06-25
weber 81 Fafrca,fl.s. Auctaoneers

A $4,000 BANKRUPT STOCK of Dry
n Goods at Auction-We will sell at auc-
ton at our safesrOem, 81 East Seventh street,
commencing Saturday morning, June %. at
10 o clock, a large stock of fancy dry goods
formerly ownedby j. K. Conden, of Roehes-
ter. This stock is shipped to Us by the assignee
with positive Instructions to sell, and en-
braces in part S 200 yards dress goods of all
kinds silks and satins, suitings, cassimeres.
cloths, jeans and cottonades ginghauns,
prints and lawns, musiins, and white goods
OF all descriptions, 200 dozen ladies', gents,
misses and children's hosiery; 40 dozen
towels and napkins; fancy fiannels; also, red
and white ladies' and gents balbriggan and
snuze underwear; table linens. shawis, white
quilts, 100 ladies' gesSamers, $50 corsets, so
dozen white, percale and cheyiot shirts;
gloves, silk n1itts, so dozen silk and linen
handkerchiefs, linen, cotton and silk threads,
ribbons in endless variety, fine silk parasols;
$500 worth Of laees. This is, in fact, a COM
plete stock of dry goods, furnishing goods
and notions. and will most positively be sold
to the highest bidders, as we have positive in
Struetlens to close it out. The goods will be
sold in lots to suit purchasers. Sale COM
mences Saturday morning, June IS, at 10
O'Clock, continuing from day to day, forenoon
and afternoon, until the entire stock is closed
out. Weber % Fairchild, auctioneers. W. L.
Mounts, assignee. 17J-l7S