The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-11-15
BRIGHT BITS.

A MEDIUM backed by a spirit hand ought to be
invincible in poker.-Terds Sfftings.
THE old style men who made the dictionaries
never defined trust" as conspiracy.-NeU Or
leans Picayuae.
LITTLE ToMMY-SIa, wouldn't it be nice IL you
had the tootachhe stead of Bridget?
Mrs. Blueblood-Why. my son?
Little Tommy Cause you could take your
teeth out; she can't Columbus Spectator.
rs IT TRUE, papa, that New York is very
wicked city and full of temptations 2"
Yes, my child, there are 10000 milliners
there But perhaps it will be better not TO say
anything to your mamma about it. "-Boston
Transcript.
How is your son getting along in New York,
Mr. Hayseedi"
He was home t'other day, an had on a colored
shirt an a white collar. ! rayther suspect he's
behind with his washerwoman. "--Harper's
Bdzur.
Young Mrs. Popinjay, at market for the first
time.--Are you sure this chicken isn't an old
hen IL feels very tough.
Marketrnan-l can assure YOU ma'am, that
fowl is very young. Opening bill of the biped)
See, it hasn't single tooth yet.
Mrs; Popinjay takes the hen.-Burttngton
Free Press.
CONE right ont and say what you mean, Mr.
Crimsonbeak, saidthe boarding house mistress:
II dislike TO have any one make any bones of
anything at my table"
man, CHANGING at the fowl just brought in, ito
make bones Of something that is bones already"
-YonkerS Statesman
IF you drop your collar bottom thereis one
sure method of finding it. After you have
hauled the bureau across the room to look I'M
der it, then replace the furniture and put on a
pair of heavy shoes; start to walk across the
room and before you have taken three steps
you will step on the collar button and smash it
all TO pieces.-DdnsUitte Breeze.
JUDGE B. with emphasis)-Clara, is that
George fellow coming round here again to-
night?
Clara (hopelessly)-I believe so, papa
Judge B.-Well, daughter remember this
this house closes at 10 sharp, and
Clara thastilyt-Oh, George will be here be-
fore that papa; please don't worry.-Huper's
Bdzar.
He WAS being examined as to his sanity before
jury, and great deal of evidence had been
introduced without proving that his mind was
out of repair Finally his sister was called upon
for her testimony and was asked: do you be
lteve your brother to be insaneg"
Yes, know he is insane"
What proof do you otfer?'
BEST in the world"
Let us hear it
"Why, just yesterday heard him tell his wife
that she must really get a couple of new dresses
and bonnets and not to think of the expense -
An application for his admittance to the asy-
lum was made out at one-Ne6rdSkd State
Journal.
WHERE, oh where, has the young man gone
who graduation clothes put on, some time along
the last of May, and owned the whole wide
world for day? And where is the sweet girl
graduate, who chanted an essay dread with
fate and started out with a gigglng frown to
turn this old world upside down. And where is
last years candidate, who had things fixed for
this years slate? Who carried around as you'd
believe, a couple of counties in his sleeve? And
where is the scribe with the vaulting will, who
tried a long.felt want to fill, and courted
ShelielS and renown with a minion paper in q
bourgeois town? The lad has divided the world
up fair and owns but his own eight-biionth
share: the sweet girl grad, is grand surprise,
and conquers the world with well-made pies
the candidate with the deafness gail" is fixing
himself for another fall; while the journalist
with the naughty crest has gone the way of last
the world runs on 10 the same old way; the bal
loon that's the biggest round about is the fab
best rag when the gas is out.-Burdette in
Brooklyn Eagle.