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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-01-09

Dy IrOplcal sun.
Lieut.. Kidder. of Company 1, is as nice a
young officer as ever su cked sword hlt and
is a general favOrite. But for all of that he
failed to hook on to the adjutant generalship.
Some OF bis friends urged his appointment
because of his having led the Republican pro-
cession through the baptism of blood on that
eventful election eve. Historg has not re-
corded just what part of the line he occupied,
but if he led it, as has Deen said, he escaped
the fire, and consequently deserves his re-
ward. But, if he can claim the credit of that
riot, Gov. McGill was very thoughtleSS to
overlook him, because that riot elected Gov.
McSlll. Of course no one would accuse the
Republican managers of having deliberately
arranged the riot, but it was great scheme.
~
Everybody would like to hear Patti and nc
body wishes Dave Blakely anything but good,
yet there are many who realize what a
schemer David is. He works the city for
snaps and has worked the press as no man
ever worked it before or since. 1t is an art,
and David, as the advant courier of g. show,
would be simply invaluable. He has kDack
of wheedliug that includes whole Office,
from the proprietor down to the court re-
porter, and works in copy that from the
hands of anybody else would find the waste
basket. Then he has winning way of COM
ing around about midnight to see the proof.
This may be with the view to having it cor
if he sees the proof cruel blue pencil will
not mangle his blank verse, in spite of prom
ises. If an ybody brings Patti here it will be
D. Blakely, and he will likewise carry Off all
the Doodle there is in it.
~
B. Fl. HELEN writes the Evening Journal
saying he understood according to a state
merit that appeared in it's columns that the
wind" had been raised and that the Repub-
ican county committee was going to meet
its bills He pertinently inquiries why he has
not been paid $2S for four teams furnished
and pathetically adds: 1.-Two days after the
late election was over the Democratic
central ommittee publicly advertised
for all parties holding claims to call and get
their money-while we lin the Republican
ranks), two months later, are still patiently
waiting and watching for the signal to pre-
sent our bills 1t will now be in order for
Chairman Davenport and the Journal to call
Mr.. HELEN "a cons ummate liar
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1887-02-19

APPLICATION FNg 4 PATfHr.
! q. Land OSce, Las Ernec9. =. -.
Mn laln LAEn

APPLICATION FNE \ EATIHr.
K. q. Land OSce. Las Srncca. =. 81.
Nav. l&lk. 1853.
NOTICE is Sgrchy uIY-a lAAt F;rils
Wells. by The.nAsJ ). -cotJ, hi9 = ei.ey -
Tact, whose posi- Siico &uarcss is HEiit
UsksgliGcoln C"Guty, NrW hc&iro. sas
this Gay ricG HI, apkiiCAiipn Ter a pa'Su.
for @-5s2 &C.. = pf Ike AoMeslskr" N;li
,its claiu. sjtUalrdia Shilr Uak5 Mining
District. County III Lincoln, AnG Territory
sf New MeAico, ant, designated ~ 1at
field notes ami official plat on I'll: ia t&is
,licS ~ SirVrr Number Ell, N levin
,hip six, soi range II = D! New Mex. triN-
clp>i Meredi4O. sal" Sun Vey Ill
bong AZ fellows, to-wit
Scaipnins NJ cor No | lacaii0n sprI a
SANDSTONE 5,Nit&l1A ina ST in GcousS.
nslhcd l-J,i Whrnus r@c 20 4 AZ siIaS
lose lra.s 9 - si+t.4 iexJ dSt AUI e9t
secs 1855. 81. 81, tvp u *, II arG ~ . II
NJ Principal MERIDIAN bears % g. 81 30
r 1901 l-ci dis. Tngnr, We; va 20
81 = ascending slowly, 81 - feA - -
M : ,2"N.lH cor > sandstone 1iN}2tt
ms sci ia ground WIts rir:ru II t&hvn
sudmound y! earta, m9rAed2 ati, .,n=A
COZ ~ I >iyvct g5+ = pt1fS 10 IS ID
dit. y " cor stamp Ut. it4r~ TO- 30
( liJ.I Fec ,Ist-thcu,c Do { var - ~
c alou, z ,.,c I've sur SOD, % ft,.It 1'I 80
CO. NJ 3, .,utat.ou 'oU identical villa H.
ttrecttlo4 cor ,;rr. 5't aauC "1uolus
| ,ooc -a periphery .o., 2"Al4Nsi us sst s
ground msihvu 3-lrl-NE vrvr a t.tGes
! cedar tree , irs iu,It marked i Z 39ti
! bears lvc 90 % 36 . Get dis. 4 h'Jtcu
.'Hou tr,c jas 'n diI. IlafAs" l. Z 3 @l!.
n-a.- H .4'~ e. t,3It Oi-l. .ta 'a .ru
! c'cli ... h.a- O. iii marsr. ) '.3i.
bears q 30 e. ,.> Lcc, d.s F.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1887-02-19

Bat why this is thusly. 1 Cart under
stand.
For ,sch 81 tse %pa,rlph' owned = biz
5f1rd.
Abgsh,ul Sui.raGOi in ~e-,h Of = rLac.
And wLrs w..er got s4scs. - wao.td =
chang.
Is.A w ned so,'!a il th.-c.s III Nsu.
AudI@.sb rNl calls teT his haibcr- II law.
They ,,Arsel ~ busin|s Wy down AT
hcA rp,S.
And n.It quis' - ,.Aks ~ ,crdins stock
David west from E:td.ns and ue,sg >
sliss.
To ~in-i'G srsAt battles and oeuE a
Eing.
As great taing1 y, thesc. wa cau't c2p,e;
- Tsssr.
NJ; vii vote ''r Frisco, n. Sanssrtew
81 KS s..s.
The eo-o., .-,.r: Hm,on. We will 6c.i
- n.k, "a.
II ,ry rllc- ei,e .sss it, ven 20 sye az
taSri:.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1887-02-19

~
were three womsn who occupied
the White House, who set their
faces against the use OF Iiquer. The
first of these wa. Mrs. Lucy Webb
flaws, the .ec-hd was Miss Roee
Gle, OiAsd, tbirs the pvs.enb MIRA.
ClsNelahI, = msro gitl only %
years VI og. 1t her wedding with
the rsy,id.hs NCulA not touch =
drop OF %Ii.u"r. The Pre,idvN,
may Ute wins ~ his rfiVHrs lurchSS,
At hers there is none. Where do
you stand in this fight to day l.
yainst the ssioenl p.ssd Mrs
Willard.
There i; a ship at SEES. size has
sprung alSsk, yondtr ls the port.
Can she reach it before size sinks
with all on board The sailors
nam The pumps and work with eli
their Smight. When t ey are ex-
hausted tue water was still 9 feet
in the hold bat was moi gaming.
Tho sailors must have rest. Tic
male passengers come to the ret
cue and work the pumps They
cannot work Eem 80 skiIiully ay
tho sailors, bat they keep the VI
ter nj 9 test and the port is nearer.
Then Jeanne the women, they exn
do something. They form a line,
and with buckets and pals they
pass the water along, and til 81 il
over the side. The port is reached
at last, and all are saved, but it
to-k tho combined labor Of the
sailors, the men and the von eli, tt
to the work. Wen make ths har
Dor if yau hoip us.
Miss Willard then spoke fer
some time in favor OF ta9 nave
mcnt 10 encourage purity in the
home, rccj'inC heartrendiEg Incl
dents Of tbO ruia Of character a
mong yemR men who ought to be
saved. Sis advocated thu White
Gross movement among rnen whc
will lNbor in favor Ok personal pu.
rity. and read tAe following pledge
whlsh men were everywhere tax.
ing
II promie" by tls help Of God,
tu treat all women with respect,
Snd sndeSyolho protect they from
wrer% aud degredntion-to enGea-
vor TO put dswn all indecent Ian.
gHage and coarse jetts-t@ nam
tain the law Of purity As equally
binding upon men and women-to
endeSvor to spread these principle.
among nav compsRiors, and to try
and help R'y younger brother tic
xse every possible means to fulfil
the conmtnd Keep thyaclt
pure"
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1887-02-19
Aa sminen: example Of American
Enterprise, Easrgy and Poras
Y8TsneD.

IL the hands Of Young mon THE
great aYe:em HIS been 81 :|arefulls
managed that II has earned Il repu
tatlon second to none tor eoaysn.
enca, satcty and tho Injuries Of
tr%ys!. It 10 fsss becoming the
poDHlAr route tor traneconnnen.Gl
'raysi, IN eonuecaon wl,a lle
Southern P>ei1c railroad.
u has opened Mp an almost VII
limited ield for pioneer enterprise
in the far Vest. No other ra;i
road can carry q man, who is seek
ing his fortune, 10 20 den opporta
mites such a. aro open along =
thousand miiea Of this great AVS
tenn.
S?ccis' fs>'r1t rates ara given to
miners saj imm'~rsrn.
For all the information you Do
sire write 10
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1887-02-19
DEPARTMENT
National WOmSns' Christian
Temperance Union.
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Tee p""r detected man was e'-
tered tae Temperance pledge an"
upon IL with a "etholilg mana ne
"r"t" the name 81 J"hn d ""ugI''
A nN'nSer "f young men IN N
back seats shlggSred Snd iaugheu'
Ihe man fsIt the lnsnlt ana turn
ing I" them asked Am l nov
man tool John Is. ""ueh H'oo
TO carry 'ie good news OF '%'"' 40
stiHSncc I" elgAt mllIloh people.
OatI li'lsoi" ~Sout az years "R"'
ola OheIe J0"n h"hKS' n oacA
Woo9s temperance speaker VIZ
kn"wn 10 1"mc' a" S"o'-
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..roura commands bsvs f.und that
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The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1887-02-19
TAXlDERAIsT.

The SUBSCRIBE prvtesses Ia be ?
u, Il dgsi Tax srmi't Au,s %,
avg
AninsL.
Bird.
R.r1 a
.r NnvthiSs a NUura rrsu ,IG' tr
r. H>ive. ,ni'a th-r se.iSe - pre-
trrvs = .aithisl seIn,sr ~, sAo'd
cal en-
h . G|ArLeRp.
Ee..al. T. 4.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

Tricks of speech grown into mannerisms
often betray people into plumbers absurd
enough. ORC instance OF this comes from n
town III Maine, where iwcit n man WHO quail
lied his reply TO every question with the
w"r'l handy" twisted into some sort of n
conditional clause. 1t was even asserted tlat
he proposed to the lady who became his wife
by declaring &c would like to marry her 'if
sl!e could make it handy, +" but this very likely
is a fabrication Of invidious gossips.
Calling recently at = house. ot which the
late master was lying unburied III the parlor,
the visitor WAS osktd IL lie would like to SEQ
the remains Of his old friend.
well, yes" lie answered, 'that Is, Id like
to sec them il you've got 'em round handy.
II you haven't, it's no matter. y oston
('pIIrip.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
"Iyhcrc's Your His., Cnlity?"

Mr.. Lawrence Jerome stands alone in New
York cs n story teller and wit. He can liter
oily tell funny stories by the hour, and tho
Icculiarity of his case is that it does not
matter in tho least what company he is in,
ho il equally happy. lie has been known to
amuso a party of .%latics, a crowd of work
Iicn and q club Of practical wits all in ono
day. AS for children, thoy think no ono
understands how to please them so we'll as he.
lie t2il n story at the Chambcrlin dinner
night h&torc last, of n dude running for con-
SreSi in a down town district and saying 10 4
GOT OF lo0gshorenrea that hc had never hecn
u that locality before. This inccnse,l them
70 q strange degree. "Low calty. Low
atty, is iti' said ono of the angry mon
"Fwhat dye nan by insulting dnccnt people
Mat way! If this is n low cality I'd like 10
know where you'll find n high cality."--Ncw
York Sun.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
OUR COUNTY FAIR.

Nothing is now before the people
Of I%aurons, from which, they may
reasonably hope to derive greater
benefit than successful County
Fai:, The fourth exhibition has
hccn given, and from ii we draw
abundant evidence, that tho inter
est is increasing, and that it will yet
become the pride of upper Carroll
ma. From Il report of the meeting
Of Agricultural Society, it will be
seen THAT In effort will be made
udrin3 the coming year to improve
the grounds, which Onc of III cit
liens has been public spirited
enough to donate, by suitable bull
aings etc. This is necessary not
only for convenience, but as Il pro-
lection to- stock, and other exhibits.
Those who contribute al scarce
ly hope to realize II profit IN their
contribution as an investment, for
If we may judge Of similar enter
prises elsewhere, the less expense
that is attached, the more success
full the exhibition. y small amount
from all fiicnds Of the enterprise
would easily raise the required
amount, $500, and then there need
be no further expense.
Let those who are interested In
the ucccS Of all classes of IL peo-
pie, the growth OF business, and
permanent prosperity of this coun-
ty, work for this organization.
Now is the time willie the good re-
tults of the last Fair are fresh be.
fore us.
We trust the COMMITTEES will
find no difficulty i'm keeping alive
the enthusiasm, and that the i'm
prevements may be speedily made,
80 that when John Ii. Gordan takes
the robes of the Nlcc-prcsidcncv,
Laurcns may teAdcr him such an
ovation rs was given Cleveland in
Atlanta.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

1T has been said that the condi-
ton of "roads, bridges and ferries,
is an indication Of the cizilizution
of ~ community" a surcr indica-
ton Of civilization is the position
which n community accords TO wo-
man. AS the world has advanced
in civilization, so has woman'S
place in life been elevated, until to-
day, she Is recognized us mans
equal, mentally, morally, socially
But this idea of woman's elevation
should not lead to II desire for 20
litical equality. Her sphere, in
the world is as high, as noble and
as important as that Of man, Vet
they are clearly defined and differ
emf. a more scathing rebuke was
never uttered than when XprHcs
IN dispair exclaimed "my men arc
become women, my women men,
With our progress in civilization,
new avenues throug which we
man can gain n livelihood arc be-
Ing opened. To-day she is admit.
ted into positions which were for
mcrIy reserved for the s%terncr sex,
ara without rcproach. But the
time will never como when wo-
MAN can enter the great Workshop
OF the world and there cope with
man, nor can she enter the arena
OF politics and public debate with.
out tearing down the wall which
shields her and pollutcs the fpun-
tain OF her strength. AS reli-
gion, the chief concern Of mortals,
when mixed with politics only de-
stroys It's own power, so when wo-
man, who Is considered n paragon
OF purity, attemps to reform poll
tics by taking part, she only weak.
- the power of her sex.
Fyom the inherent nature ot
woman, and the evident design of
the Creator, it was intended that
e work should be in the higher
ana holier sphere Of the home cir
Gle. Here 1t is her superiority over
inan shines fourth prominent.
Here It's that the magic Charm Of
pure and lovely woman acts as a
potent factor I'm refining and eva
lizlng the world. Not in the for
nm, but at Ike cradle; not in halls
where laws are made, but in the
nome where the minds OF Immor.
tai beings and lawmakers arc
made.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Rich TIcn's brains,
York Sun.

OMAHA Lawycr-I havc just heard of tho
death of your uncle, whom, you l:now, was
III old client OF lninc.
APPROPRIATENESS dead, oh? Smart man TINT
uncle OF mine. Started on nothing anil made
million after million without half trying"
Yes, he was n smart man, there is no
doubt Of that"
"Smartcst man I over knew. Saw him only
q fcw months ago and his brain was rs quick
as q steel trap, old as he was. You have
charge of tho will, / believer
Yes; he left all his money to orphan
asylums."
HE did! That will wont stand. He's been
a half IDIOT these twenty ycarS."-Omaha
World
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Nicnincd CritiCi.tm.

Tho Commercial Advertiser stunblcs OIL
something ;onA nl"c in II while. .~lpropos OF
Mn l.1ngt!y'S death "cc:lc iii '-\S in a Look
in; Glass" or contemporary says:
Her conto.tionS here Warrant the Inference
that she has taken n watermelon, rather than
chlpral. %::c i.o,s about from chair TO chair,
Will her alads upon the pit Of her stomach,
like = snail boz WHO has partakcu too freely
Of Grccn apple; d:ois upon u sofa and tears
four times around the room calling FOR Algy,
end t!"n falls over q trick chair that comes
down like q combination lcl, ard expires just
cs AlSy rCshcs i'll TO stand over her with oro
c"!n stretched out at an anglo Of ninety dc
clcCS, Gnd the other 1T seventy degrees, thus
completing what the programme says is ou
affecting tahlcau.n
Could dramatic criticism reach n higher
plane of dignity and wit than this!-Lifc.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
A Boston Alteration.

Rural Swain tcourtin3a young lady from
Bostom-l s'pose you XII paint rose jars an
mako crazy quilts, an know all about Brown
in an them fcllcrs.
Nonng Lady with dignity)-I prize these
frivolous accomplishments very little, sir;
but | nattcr myself that l am fitted for n
purely pastoral and idyllic life. / can do
plain cooking, mako good butter, and
Swnin-Gosh all hemlock! marin, Of yer
did them things Their haint n woman in all
Potatovillc ii look ut yc. kin ford tor hiro
n gal.-Boston Beacon.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
BUFFALO BILL,

tBy Lord Alfred Tcnnysoh ~ allsged.l
Thou long Of hair, of staiwort form,
Whose true uncrrinS aim can throw
Aud lit the bounding buffalo
And quickly make it very warm
For him. . ,hou pf bloody scenes,
VIII c~ln~l--l in battles rudcs shock
With the Wild Indians of New York
Aud grizzly bears of New Orleans. ~
Who Sca,Icd tlrC Sioux on DoSton's plains,
And thrc'will C.ucinnati's woods,
And T!il0lvlplia's Solitudcs
Lifted TN UOvvrin:; from their brains.
san let the Erorklyn river TOW,
Tue wild Ohio ocean beat:
sin 1T The shaggy bison fleet
Tread ~rit;sburS'S forests to ond fro;
Dut thou hCcirt by London scenes
Shalt nC'cr return TO wander more
TlrrU' the waste wilLS OF Baltimore,
Or TN deep woods of New Orleans.
Yankee Blade.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

What n lovely canc that is you nave
there, Mr. De Garino,' she remarked, as ho
struggled with n stick nearly as big as him
GOLF.
"inas," he drawlcd. "Thc man ] bought
that from assured mo that it was n piece of
the genuine north pole. He procured it from
the cook of the Greedy expedition. Only ono
Of its kind, yer know, in tho country."-Uar.
Ucr's Bayor.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

Hthe people of South Carolina
want n separate and distinct Aeri.
cultural College, or IF they want
n dozen such institution. they
o and will build them. There is
no doubt on this point; ut the same
time, THE ADVERTISER takes the
liberty of expressing the belief
that rather than expcnd more
mcney for colleges, the State
could better all classes by improv-
Ing the schools already established,
and making them.such schools as
the young men need.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

'My dear, can You change n ton for mcf'
asked the wife Of n pcnurious husband when
company was present.
Yes he answered, with n wild, dazcd
look, not understanding how his vito was
possessed of 50 much money. "Will you have
it i'll small bills!'
II meant n ten cent piece" sho said mccklv.
Tablcau. - Detroit Free Press.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

StranScr-WiN you kindly direct me to tho
hall where the Anarchists mecti
Amnrcllist-Yes, mino vrient, you will be
welcome.
Thank you. I am anxious TO get there as
quick rs possible"
"Nou, too, boil init wrath ven YOU dink Of
desc dingS. You make bombs, chr
ooh, no"
"Not you want mid dot hall, chr
~ am superintendent OF q luuntic asylum,
and nm limiting for ali escaped patient. 4"
Omaha World.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
No Ear for lTnhIc.

Sister Clara tpracticins nS the piano.
Wasn't that young Mr.. Featherly, Bobby,
who spoke TO you OH the street Just nowi
Bobby-Yep, he's goin' home to dinner.
Sister Clara Stimulating indifYerence)-Did
he have anything particular to sayi
Bobby-Hc asked me ise1at was tho piano
tuner in the parlor. New York Sun.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Anticipation.
a rustic beauty she. a city dand.

rustic beauty she. a city dandy he.
All me!
For very plainly see that there IS going to be
a tragedy.
But you arc OF your base, for that is not the case
At al.
tic passed her coldly by, and she without n sigh,
Lived on till fall.
And thcn her lover came. Elisha was his name
oh, no!
You scc how il will end! Well, then, my sopieni
friend,
You Let ug know.
-Sonervillc Journal.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Uhnt rnme IL.

Biinks--GI! How dc do, Jenksi Becom.
Ing famous, l see.
Jcnks-Wcll, my name has been I'm the
papers n good deal lately.
$50 have noticed. How do you like itf7
1T makes no change in my daily life ex-
cept TINT r;y mail is ovcrburdcned with liver
pad circulars. "-Omnha World.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Whit He HIennt.

Witness" said a lawyer in the police
court tho other day, You speak of Mr. Smith
being we'll or. Is lie worth S5,0O0f'
mo, sab"
Two, liousandr'
~" sab; lie liain't WORT twenty-five"
Then how is lie we'll OFF,
Got n wife who sports de hull family,
sahl"-Dctroi. Frea Press.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Highly Connected.

Brown l'car that your sister is going to
marry Mr.. Jinlis, Of Now York.
Robinson-Ncs, that's so.
He belongs to- good family, I suppo5e.r
"Wcll, | 'hoald :1y SO. His brother is in
tho very next cell to Ferd Ward."-Tcxas
Sitting.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
A Kinder mor.o Meyer LIVED.

Passenger ON front platform-That nigh
ono looks like A pretty good horse.
Driver-A kinder animal never lived,
Pnssergcr-ISindt How so.
Driver-He kinder bites and kinder Kicks
and kinder wants to run once In n While
New York star.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
The wild west Hero.

Flrerl with feelings that foam in their frenzy.
Filled with q fury Immortal and strong,
The muse In her madness OF wild i~nfucnza
Pours down on shy head her wild tumuit Of
song.
with q whirlsind OF passion and power aad
pathCes
Wifl4a mHulnr eoul aud Iuebriste wiis
Ia o~etafpef torrent Of biusfer and b&thDa.
9bp l&ih Efp ba3t brow Of hold raaai0 Fit
fnnRea l{la1o
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Tho Kind Hearted Gar.

The Czar-Your president contemplates q
trip through your country, l heart
American Yes, he will visit quite q mum
icr OF the great western cities.
80 l noticed. One Of them, I see, Is
Chicnsol'
Yes"
II have long desired to testify my nppre-
citation OF your president, and il 1t Is not too
late l think ] will forward him one Of my
boiler iron shirts World.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

Colorcd Doctor-I guess it yain't so So
rious. aunty; will n little care I reckon de old
man II pull. through all right. Aunty-
Tank heabcn, doctor! | was awful skecrcd,
ease dar warn't n cent in the house TO- to
buy emmy mournin' wif.-Springlcld Home
stead.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

Now Boy-Yes, sir, but she di,ln't want
'cm fresh; she wanted elm salt.-New York
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02
Mono in Stock.

Grocer 10 new boy)-What did that lady
want. Jumesf
New Boy-Selt mackerol. told her wo
hadn't any.
Grocer-Grcat Scott, Jamesi I told you
we had n dozen kits come in fresh this morn
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

tongshandle Bsooh AZ Is cents a. ~
noyd,p,
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-11-02

kinter & JamicsOn's Dress Goot
Department crowded with patro
age. All comcrs made happy. v
have Il bcaut full selection, conSi-
ing OF Ga hmcrcs, MI c%olorS, fro
iOc to Sl.25 per yard. Also Il iov
~ line ofFall Worsteads, all shad,
from 6 70 lS cents per yard.