New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Furene Higgins is said to be fond OF whistling.
Ono az h ,,vorlte tunes perhaps, Is "The Letter that
Never Came"
Several Bridgcton. ". j., young gentlemen haVo
lately been trying 10 earn an honest h'i"s W "e
ptnr for the hidden treasures which appeareo W o"o
az their number In q dream. They say u - i"po'-
sble to ind the gold outside Of the dream, anu VINO"
last heard from were out $685. The New'e'se'
dream must 20.
NOT so BAD As 1T MIGHT HAVE BEfN.
r,, omaha Man fbreathlcssly(-sly poor friend the
s,aa party which you intended To have at your ie7i
dence tonight cannot come on. o..., Tho dining
room is c,rck full of jugs and bottles ana oie
why It isn't twenty hours since my o wa month
Your wife, ! said nothing about your Vic sorr
just came from your part OF the town anu ~" '~''
no oS, 'I Is that ALI was afraid my wife had got
heme."-(Omaha Morh.
A McGance bath would be a great thing for jacob
sharp's health Just at present.
Thu pUNCHA JUDY SHOW IN EUROPE
This Jewbllcs, ang It would make cat lart'
But the Christian Bill E, amt SO funny oy arr
10 Ministalres, zey go, roy come;
/ am 20 State-strike op &c drum' ,,,u.
Wal. now callxate 'twould scare old Gravy
To enter his canal with our hull navy ,c,.v.,anA
oof I hit Boolonjay his schnouet,
BY schimny knogs him Duet ,r,...,,
Homo Rule? I'm FIR It till tho law they make IT,
ANA tnoh' peso''S' mag ~" -(Parnell.
-(san Francisco Examiner.
President Cleveland has been suffering a sood deai
lately from the heat In Washington 1t LOOKS now
however, a. II he would find next summer decdodiy
hotter one
Teehnicalities of the Came What a bar,
barous pastne baseball must be-" remarked
Mortified old lady who was reading "a 90 news smd
paper account OF contest between the Chlcagos ana
second base and vet / see they went on and finished
the game Just as II nothing had happened '-tChlcago
Tribune
Southern editors are remarking with great defer
ence that New-York manages TO consume 100000
gallons of beer and ale day. They think 10000
gallons Of whiskey pretty low average, however.
ClarIoue is the name of a new temperance drink
very pupuar ia Kansas IL Is not intoXiS ating but
It has a curious effect on the eyes, giving one moon
the appearance of two and II also tects the lower
limbs In such way as To make iocomotion extremely
difficult II is believed to contain an oriental sleep
Ing potion people who drink seem willing to Ito
down anywhere and take nap.-(ChicasO Mall
says a st. Louis physician "An operation lately
performed In this city set me to thinking about that
system which keeps from the public facts about great
surgical performances Here was man whose sub
clavlan artery was cut last desperate resort
The opertlon great one' nut the world heaiu
nothing of Il. Now l wondered If my profession
IA not going too far In its conceaiment. One Of the
blessedest things life is hope. and yet that Is de-
MED r,o world In matters Of disease because the
public are not told OF the great advancement In sur
gerry and medicine Only once In while Is the
veil lifted for tho look through the public
press No line OF human endcavor has shown
greater progress In the past twenty years than sur
gery and yet No world is just as fearful as 1t was
has been done"
In few days "Ihe Daily Ohio state Journal'
sin DO charged Gfly-sM column quato change
which VIII be very pleasn to tho many readers Of
that excellent papec. "The stae journal is now
seventysix years OF ago but IL Is still young enough
to be vigorous and enterprIsng 1t is, wltha, q
sound Republican paper. and worthy mouthplece
OF the Intelligent Republicans OF Central Ohio.
Too Parti ular-"I wish to report a case OF lar
ceny, she said. as she entered the police station
Yes ia. When did 1t occuri"
"Iast evening"
"AL what place ]"
"On IA ferry boat, sir.
"Wnat are the particulars ! .
sS Sh ydn w We're w''H We'll 81 sn man.
And tell his name.
And that never saw him before
Certainly"
particular. and the ring wasn't worth over ID any
how'-CDetro.t Free Press
A man who asserts he is particularly strong In
math emaiics" writes TO 90 The Chariestown News and
Courier that II the problem of squaring ce crde
Is what eonceves 10 to be- he thinks he can solve
IT, nut. alas alas The problem Isn't what he con-
coives Il to be. However, why should &c despair
He Is particularly strong In mathematics and In tho
vocabulary of the New South iail" Is Topographic
cal error. The squaring Of The circle must come
All the conductors ON the Maine Central Railroad
Gave been provided by tho management of the road
with cases onialnng all the remedies % be u-ed In
OF accident, such ltnen and rubber badages.
plaster surgical ms rnments me,il ines linimcnts,
etc, with books of directions Every conductor
Will BIO his own doctor. The asions frequent
also In times Of accident where phy icisn are passen-
gers upon trains, and where they are handicapped
by la Il v tho tools of sioir trade. such Wit not DO
the hereafter. The rules are strict that tho
shall accompany each train. -IPoriland tMe.)
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