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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-08-23
Yankton and Harrington
DAILY I
Passenger and Express Line

.EAvEH Eankton eitery day except Sunday
- ~ am. Stage runs through st. Helena,
st. lanes snd Bow Valley. Arrives at Hart
LeavesH Harrington every day Except Sunday
st. Helenaj and arriyes ut yankton at 5 40 .. m.
This line connects at Harrington with trains
10 md from the hlack HiIlA.
LeAro orders TOR passengers end expreGa at
Uaya q hlder'a groeefy store, Third street. or
at p1opsiet0r's RbnBe oaS ccond street, between
Hroadsay aud linn streeta.
ID. A. BAKER. Proprietor,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-08-23

The three Rs brought Regret, Re-
preach and Remorse tosa great political
part in 1884. the three P's, when signify
ing DIR. Pierce's Pusgative Pellets, bring
Peace to tie mind, Preservation and
Perfection of health to the body.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-08-23

Mitigation over Northern Pacific Lands.
Fargo, Aug l9-The resent decision
81 Secretary Lansr that the indemnity
limits Of the Northern Pacific land grant
are open to settlement, except so far rs
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-08-23
Charlotte Rnndoy's restimony.
Hugo Hassherps TestImony.

Hugo HasskerPs Testimony.
The Swift Specific Company. Atlanta. Ca:
eczema. fused tar soaps. sulphur SOAPS, and yario1s
other remedies, md was prescribed for by numbers
mined to try the 8. 3. S. remedy, and seyei or eight
bottles have thoroughly relieved me, and you can
HUGO HAsaKHRI.
Member OF Thalia Theatre
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed FREQ.
THE swrFr srscrrIc Co.,
Drawer 8. Atlanta. On
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-08-23

The Theatrical Profession.

Merit win win and receive public recognition and
praise. Facts, which are tic outcome Of general ex.
perience, growing throughsyears of critical and
practical test, become as rooted and iinmoyable as
the rock of Gibraltar In public opinion, and hence
forth need no further guarantee asto their genu.
ineness. The indisputable. fact that swirt's SPECIFIC
iminoyable. Gibraltar rock facts of which we have
spoken. and every days experience roots this con-
viction deeper and deeper IN pnblic opinion. Every
class OF our people Ia. America and in Europe,
medical profession. have borne voluntary testi.
mony TO the remarkable virtues of s. s. s.. and
its fnfauible efficacy In curing nl diseases of the
blood. These testimonials are on file by the thou
sands, and open to the Rspection Of ali. Now come,
unsolicited, TWO distinguished members of the theat-
rical profession. who gratefully ettify tot the wonder
fui curative Qualities OF the speci1c IN their indt-
mitted to the public without further commeirt-saet
them speak for themselves. The lady Ia q member OF
the famous Thalia Theatre Company, Of New York.
many. and Il Iev Vie COMPANY. s q Chicago.
The. gentleman Is q well known member ~ the New
York Thalia Theatre Company. 10th are Well known
In theatrical circles In this country and in Europe.
Charlotte Rnndow,s Testimony.
new YORK., May 5, 1887.
Swift Specific Company, Atlanta. Ca.
Gentlemen-Haying been annoyed with pimples,
er,iptions and. roughness of the skin, from bad con,
aiaion OF ny blood, for more than a year, I used q
ttsed remedies to no eject. Then / consulted a prom.
inent physician. and from Ills treatment received
no benefit I then concluded to try the s. s. 8. rem
thorough eradication. OF my trouble and restoring
smooahness TO. my skin, have made me happy, and
l cheerfnliy give yon this testimonial Tor such use
CHARLOTTE RANpow,
ls Bowery, near Canal Street.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-08-23
John Lang,
Artistic Painter
N DECORATOR.

sEsaE latest and fneat designs inN intsasfor
- decoration. ~ Rhoy on Douglas sgenue,
between Tkird and Eslurth Htreets Yankton,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
A Curious Chunk OF Metal,

A rarely interesting analysis is now
being made at the laboratory of the Ed
gar Thomson stcel-worxs. 1t is an
analysis of portion of a large mete'
ORIG mass found in Mexico the major
part of VIII CHI is now in the famous
Yale college collection. Some time
ago Prof. Brashear delivered an adj
dress upon metcors before the congre-
CATION of DIR. Swift's church, Allegha-
ny. Among his audience was Mr..
Henry Phipps, of the firm of Carnegie,
Phipps & Co., who expressed himself
as beng much interested in what Mr..
Brashear told him in regard to this par
ticular metcoric find. He asked the
professor if it would be possible to get
a spec men of the mass for his private
cabinet. Mr. Brashear answered that
il would, but "it would come high, !"
at the same time giving Mr.. Phipps
the address of the parties who night
be able TO furnish the rare spec men.
Prof Brashear thought no more of it
for some time, until there came to him
one day a carefully-wrapped package
and letter from Mr.. Phipps. 1t was a
three-pound piece of the Mexican mass,
and the letter informed Mr.. Brashear
that if he could cut it in two he might
keep half. The operation was success
fully performed, and the filings or dust
made in cutting it were taken By Mr..
Phipps for the purpose of analysis,
which has not yet been concluded
| Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
The Bows Answer,

There IS usually Il reason to be found
for doing what we really desire. On
the other hand, there are plenty of
arguments to prove that the same line
of action may be injurious to other
people. One day teacher told her
scholars that it was wrong to chew
tobacco; when a small boy, with quite
an important air, replied that he had
seen fellow chew because his teeth
ached. and stoutly averred that it was
not wrong for any one to chew tobacco
if his teeth achcd. This seemed to
please the scholars very much, and the
teacher was at first sorcly puzzled to
know how to answer this stunning
argument. At last she said to the boy,
Horace, il girl should have the
toothache, and want to chew tobacco,
what would she doe" Horace scratch
ed his head, and then said resolutely,
''She ought to have the tooth pulled. "
Thus our pet vices become our RENE
dies. the while VIC direct our neighbors
to the dentist round the corner
Youths Companion.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
4 Nav Kind or ..r,l,v.,or y,oy !,

In all this town ! know but one woman
elevator boy, Perhaps elevator conductor,
or driver, or engineer, or manipulation or
something else would sound better than ele-
vator boy, but it wouldn't be half SO common
or expressive. This woman elevator boy is
the prettiest boy know of engaged in that
field Of usefulness. She makes her toilet
carefully, dresses well and wears the neatest
of gloves. Her eyes, her hair. her lips? I'm
not going to say anything about them, nor
yet word about her complexion, nor the
soft, sweet voice in which she calls out
''second, "fourth," and the numbers of other
floors. Nor yet am going to give the name
OF the building wherein she is employed for
that would not be fair to her. Already her
elevator is the most popular one in town, and
any hour of the day you may find her sur
rounded by admiring crowds. 'Tis really
wonderful the number of passengers that ele-
vator has to carry, and the proportion of them
who ride from basement to skylight, and then
conclude that they will go down again. Why
this Is so doesn't appear to be any Of our
business, and yet the thought Is obvious that
here is another opportunity for woman. She
makes an admirable elevator boy.-Chicago
News.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

"There is nothing new under the sun" not
even the telephone Permit me to state that
in the year 1865 there was published in Eng
land book with the title of photographic"
The author was DR.. Robert HOOkc, y ccle-
bratcd scientist, mathematician and phi!oso-
pher, who was born in the Isle of Wight in
1885 and educated at Oxford The work re-
ferred to contains various philosophical de-
sCriptons of minute bodies, made by magni-
flying glasses, as indicated in the title, to-
gether with "Observations and Inquiries" on
them. In the preface the learned scientist
asserts that the lowest whispers, by certain
means (Which he does not make publicl, may
be heard at a distance of furlong; that he
knew way by which it is easy to hear anyone
speak through wall three feet thick; and
that by means of an extended wire, sound
may be conveyed to a very great distance,
almost in an instant.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

years before had seemed to little Frank
to come from some unknown world,
should bring the lost ono back again.
IF had known it all these years"
Alice said. ut would have been better
to have told me-"
|. 1T was my fault. dear" Mrs. Brand
lcth said He thought you would have
refused my help, perhaps, if he lived,
and he could not do much for you.
Tom Hardy says he has been working
all these years to endow you with his
earnings at last" And thus the one
unkind thought vanished.
Il think l will 90 and meet him."
Alice had said at first, meaning to 60
to Southampton and bring him back
to Drayton; but she gave up the idea
long before she received the telegram
from him to say he had reached Eng.
land. for Mrs. Brandleth had broken
down beneath the exciteme nt and long
years of her busy life, and was i'll and
failing. So when tho day came ut last
Alice left May-May who was almost
a woman now-to take care of her
grandmother and went down through
the summer ii elds to the little station
to meet her husband.
1t was late when the train came in,
almost evening time, and the sun was
setting when the husband and wife
went hand in hand toward the house
where Mrs. Brandlcth and May were
awaiting them. Mrs. Brandleth was
watching them from the window. 1.-The
day is nearly done" she said, and
moment later she tottered forward to
meet her son-in-law. II am so thank.
full" she said, as she kissed his bronz
cd check.
She never saw the sun rise again;
but she died knowing that when il
looked next upon them she best loved,
it would he TO see that their only sor.
row was that which her parting gave
them. Cdssetrs Select Library.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
Ignorant Fish.

Anglers in the state of New York
are being considerably annoyed by a
law which makes the catching Of u
trout less than six inches long a mis-
demeanor. AS the fish have not had
the law explained 10 them, four and five
inch trout continue to bite. Mobile
Register.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

Chew! Chew! Chew! 1t has become ma
tional habit. and he or she who has not a
mouthful of gum or tobacco upon which the
energies are expended Is an exception. In
social gatherings on the street-car, at public
entertainments, it is the same everlasting
wagging of the chin. Wax figures of the peo-
pie OF the present will be made, thousand
years from now, with a experimentation ma
moving in order to be realistic representa-
ton. The figure would be a Carlcature.
Happy Is. the gum-manuiacturcr in this day
and generation for the cry is still for more Of
his products. Refined women can rival the
most inveteratc tobaCcO-chewers in their
power of chewing Like the flowing of
Tennyson's Brook" their jaws wag on "for-
ever"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
A Sbre,yd Yankee Trick.

new liquor warehouse opening at Boston
on a ready-moncy and low. price system, Jona-
than walked in one day with two-gallon
keg on his shoulder, and asked for gallon of
the best brandy. The liquor having been
poured through funnel into his keg the
money was demanded. Pretending ignorance
of their mode Of doing business, the Yankee
into town. The shopman demurrcd, saying
that he did not intend to give any credit.
"But," asked the Yankee in mock SURPRISE
edo you intend to take back the brandy"
'.To be sure" replied the other, ''if you
don't pay Tor it,"
"Then," said he, 'you must bring your
measure, for | had some liquor of my own in
the key"
This was done, gallon of the contents
measured back, and the fellow marched of
with another gallon of fine groG, having half
filed his key beforehand with water.
DO Not Forget That Carter's Little Liver
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

To return to the French modern young girl,
I have heard many one say to ne: 81 am a
real Americana And being real Americans,
these girls did and said very extraordinary
things. They talked loud and fast, and
touched on very odd topics Whether. I'M
known to their careful mothers, they had read
forbidden books, or whether imprudent broth
ers had initiated them into the mysteries of
Paris life, know not but certainly those in
nOcent maidens knew, or imagined they
knew, many singular things. And they fancied
they initiated our American girls. With all
the defects have noted, there is one thing
which can be said for our girls; they are sin
gularly, charmingly, extraordinarily pure
minded; they see without seeing, they hear
without understanding, all things which it is
better for them not to see or understand.
And that is what no French mOralist, however
intelligent he may be, can or will ever under
stand.-Paris Cor. Kansas City Journal
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
Mutual Lack of Confidence.

Il will have to owe you dime, "
said Schiller Jewett to the tobacconist
as he bit off the end of cigar.
But / haven't got confidence in you
to that extent. You will have to leave
that diamond pin here as collateral, y
That diamond pin is worth dollar
and a half, and l haven't got confidence
in you to that extent" replied Schiller,
as he strowled out into Austin avenue
putting his cheap cigar. Texas Syt
i1l0S
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
Lay it on the Law.

The latest style in bankruptcy is to
run your business on a suicidal basis,
wreck yourself and everybody that has
anything to do with you, and. as you
60 down with your few poor little as
sets buried under mountain of liabili-
ties, charge your failure to the inter-
state commerce law. Washington
Star.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
Embarrassing a stenographer.

One of the most embarrassing things n court
stenograrher can be subjected to sometimes
is to be suddenly asked to read lot of cross
questioned testimony over which there has
arisen dispute. and the answers and ques-
tiOns of which, together with the interjeCted
remarks of wrangling counsel have been been
taken down with lightning speed. Under
such circumstances ones writing is more than
a scroll, and TO dcclpl er and read 1t quickly
at moments notice is by no means easy.
The most important thing in this as in all
kinds of reporting. is to keep cool and col
lected head. have seen some pitiable cases
of frst-class stcnOgraphcrs who were so rat
tied on being asked to read what they had
written. that the request had to be withdrawn
out of charity to them.-Globe Democrat.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

Esmeralda Longcoffin to Birdie McGinnis--
awe girls are getting up picnic at the Bee
Spring, and we have invited Glhooly, Hos
letter McGnnis and Kosciousko Murphy and
several other young men to take part in it.
Don't you want to go along2'
81 am engaged to young man from Hous-
ton and he might object"
81 didn't know that you were engaged. OF
course, If you have a sure thing for a hus-
band you don't need to go to picnics at all.
wouldn't want to 60 on picnic either If l
had a husband already staked out"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

"Hope on, hope ever" How many delicate
ladies' there are who, while they attend to
their daily duties, do so with aching heads, a
sense OF fullness, pain In the back and de-
pressed spirits, who are "only keeping about, :"
as the phrase is. Some day they will Ego into a
Decline" and leave their children motherlcss.
To such we would say. ''Cheer up" Timely
use OF DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
corrects all female Irregularities, weaknesses,
and kindred affections easily, pleasantly, and
quickly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

writer on etiquette says that no man is a
gentleman who parts his coat tails when he
sits down, "because a gentleman is above
caring whether his coat-tails get wrinkled."
The man who gets full of wine, rolls under the
table and goes to sleep on the floor, not caring
cent whether his coat-tals are wrinkled or
not, must also be gentleman, according to
the foregoing code OF etiquette
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

An American exchange is very anxious to
know what becomes of the pianos, as the
United States alone manufactured $4,000
from 1900 to 1885 inclusive, and the output in
1886 was about As, 900. We cannot say what
becomes of the American pianos, but some
years Of personal experience In Brazil has
given us notion of what has become of a
great many European pianos. They are pol
ished very nicely and shipped to Brazil,
where their ianglng discordant sounds are
slowly but surely filling all the asylums, hospi-
tails and poor houses of the country with luna
tics and hopeless inyalidS
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria
When she was Child, she cried for Castorla,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children,she gave themCastoria.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

When Jacob Schoclkopf, the millionaire
tanner of Buffalo, took his wife around to
look at the $50, 900 residence which he recent
ly bought her. her only criticism was, that she
was afraid that if she lived there she ''wOu!d
have to keen a Girl"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

At Tcrre Haute, Champaign County, Ohio,
Mr.. Charles F. Powell was postmaster, and he
writes: 81 have fine lot of Polish Chickens.
| gave them st. Jacobs Oil on pill of bread
for the Group 1t cured them. The next
morning | could not tell which of the chickens
had been sick"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

Mr.. Arthur Shurtlef, Parker, Dakota,
writes: 'St. Jacobs Oil will cure one thing
not advertised. 1t cured wart on my finger
which | had for years" Price Fifty cents
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

His Satanic Majesty (to applicant for ad.
mission) What may / call your name?
Applicant. haven't got any. I'm the man
who has been writing contributions to the
newspers
His Satanic Majesty. Who sentyou to me2
Applicant. Peter
His Satanic Majesty, Indignantly Well, Pc
ter ought to know better. You can't get in
here, my friend; this place is too good for
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

FITS: All Fits stopped free by DR.. Klnes
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first days
use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and $500
trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to DIR.
Kline, 931 Arch st. Phila Pa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

1t takes the trunks of rs, 600 elephants per
year to supply the worlds piano keys, billiard
balls and knife handles,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

All diseases of lower bowel, including pile
tumors, radically cured. Book of particulars,
10 cents in stamps. Worlds Dispensary Med-
cal Association G63 Main Street. Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

The remains of a mastodon of the largest
size have been discovered about twenty miles
from Atlanta, Ga.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

A colored man, who is los years old, and
who once BACKED Washington's shoes, was
discovered the other day in Nashville, Tenn.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

For DYsPEFsrA, INDIGESTION, depression OF
Spirits, General debility in their various forms;
also preventive against Fever and Ague, other
intermittent Fcyers, "Ferro-Phosphorated
Elixir of Caiisaya," made bY Hazard, Hazard
& Co., N Y, sold by all druggists; best tonic
for patients recovering from Fever or other
sickness, it has no equal.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

Chronic nasal catarrh positively cured By
DR.. Sage's Remedy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

II afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac
Thompsons Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

If cough disturbs your sleep, take Pisos
Cure for Consumption and rest well.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

A bald headed Italian and red headed
negro were among the curlosities in an Al.
bany police court few days ago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16
Has a Good Name This Time.

Ihave used Moxie Nerve Food nine months in my
practice and my experience with It proves that IL will
do what 1t is advertised to do. fully CONVINCED
that il Is really food and supplies impOr
tant want and that It will take important part in
the moral reform of the future in supplying popular
beverage taking the place and neutralizing the et
fecs resulting from the abuse OF stmulants, as u
neither stimulates reacts. l believe it to be OF
great value l.. D. Rodgers, NJ. d.
al Dearborn street, Chicago, Ill
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

The Acknowledged Cure for Sick
Headache, Carter 'sIittleLiverPills. Dose pill
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

The only remedy that cures gals, cuts and
wounds on horses and cattle, and always grows
the hair in its original color, Is Veterinary
Carbolisalve. soc and 81, at Druggists or by
mail. Cole q Co., Black River Falls, Wis.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

To get relief from indigestion, biliousncss,
constipation or torpid liver without disturb
ing the stomach or purging the bowels, take
few doses of Carriers Little Liver pills, they
will please You.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

Wall Street News: SIS Mr. Pullman
aboard?" he asked of the porter OF sleeping
car on an Ohio train.
''NO ,sah; he ant"
'DO you represent Mr.. PullmanT
"Well sab, Misser Pullman built dis kyar
an the regular conductor runs de train; but In
case you want valuable infOrmashun / reckon
you'd better interview me, Fze sort OF
middlemrD, 'spose."
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

DO Not Forget That Carriers Little Liver
Pills cure sick headache, often in two hours
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1887-06-16

PATENTS obtained by Louis Dagger & Co., At.
torneys, Washington, DC. Estd 1864. Adv;cs free.