Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1887-11-20

Hot docs 90 do wiz at"
- oh, | write down the names ofall the
bad little boys | know
He looked at me a minute with his big
eyes opened wide. Then, his voice
hushed with awe, he asked;
Is 90 Dld?'"
DIVISION UF LABOR.
Transcript
A little motherless girl OF fire years,
who was left in my care four years in New
Orleans, was one Sabbath morning busy
over her dolls wardrobe when ! reproyed
her by saying
Lilly, God is not pleased while you
play with your doll to-day"
She looked seriously into my face and
said: Mrs. X -, God has nothing TO
do with me. Jesus takes care of little
children ~
DRAWBACKS.
Transcript.
. 4 little girl, walking in the Public Gar
den on Sunday with her mother, began to
play on the grass, and was instantly re-
strained TO her chagrin.
why can't ] run on the grass, nam.
MAJ" she exclaimed.
Because the policeman will make You
90 of ifyou do. Don't you see the police.
man over there. Besides, il is Sunday, and
God don't want you to play"
''Oh, dear" said the little girl, "if II
WASN'T for the policemans and God what
nice times we could haye"'
AN OLD suIJECT,
Troy 7Tmes.
A small American damsel Of 4 years
being once chided by O grown-up sister for
talking Of marriage-with the admonition
that little girls should not think Of getting
married replied, with the utmost amaze
mcnt at her elder sisters Ignorance:
why, / thought about II when ] was
only ."
O IT FROM HEADQUARTERS.
Ncr IOrk Sm.
"Why, Bobby" said his mother. very
much shocked, where in the world did
Won hear that expression ~
al heard pa say il when he vas putting
no the stove this morning" explained
Bobby.
DREW HIS W CO~NCLCsIONS
Judgs.
Master Tommy's father and mother were
going to the theatre, he wa in great gnei
because he couldn't 20 along.
shut up, you inconsiderate brat, ,
growled his father; didn't you hear me
say ! only had two seats"
"And to think" ~whimpered Master
Tommy, that ii you hadn't married nam
ma | might have gone along"
PART OF HIS BUSINESS.
omaha Worid.
Omaha dame-I am sure you never tel
stories, do you?
Little giTl-No, indeed. We have a serv
ant 10 do that.
"A ~seTyant?"
"Yes'm. His name il Johnson. He tend
10 the door"
4 WELCOME CHANGE.
Springssld RlpublioIn.
A little Boston boy, aged @, il Of a yery
imaginative temperament. Quite recently
his mother noticed that at bedtimes eaci
night he laid his little boots together up0i
their sides instead OF setting them up
right.
pray tell me why you always plac'
your boots that way ," said mamma; am
the child replied:
Because they must he tired Of walking
70 much all day / lay them sideways ~
that they can rest"
CHILD USED TO LUXURY.
Hdrp>rs Ba-dr.
When Matte R little Baltimor,
girl, was told by her mamma that Adam
and Eve were driven out Of the Garden o
| Eden, she inDocently asked:
"Did they go in a phaeton or a carriage
mammal"
HAD no Use FOR The Up"
Pre1yfe7dH Journal.
A little boy al a village school had writ
ten the word psalm" in his eopy-book,
and accidentally blotted out the initial
''p'' with his sleeve. His little sister. sit
ting at his side, burst into tears ovel
the disaster, but the speller reformer de
family exclaimed:
What if ] did leave him out? He
didn't spell nothing, and what was the
good Of him."
4 TORS DEFINITION.
Philadelphia Cal.
A little girl in q primary school WA
asked 10 tell the difference between the
words feet and foot. She said, "One feet
is a foot, and q whole lot Of foots il feet"
ONE IL ENOUGH.
Ts1U shrtncs.
A little Texas girl had red hair and she
had 10 bear q great many taunts from her
playmates and even grown people. She
complained to her mother, who eonsoled
her by saying:
Never mind what people gay about
your hair. God made your hair, and be
doe ali things we'll"
Eyes, / suppose %, but III were you
I'd make other arrangements next time.
One red-headed girl Is enough in one
family"
IT HAD A PANuLfAR SOUND.
CAriascn d Wort.
Sunday school teacher (aftsr reading
| the parable of loayes and fshesEDo you
know, Robert, who wrote that story?
Robert (grinnipg)-So, but il sounds q
good deal like my dad.
CHICAGO MoDEsrY.
Cie-g3S aes.
bright-eyed little miss Of 5 years rod.
down on q Madison street car last e~senins
sitting on her fathers knee. She was Q.
full ofqueries that they kept running sui
Of her in a perfect stream. Some Of he'
questions were posers, and the fatbeI
showed signs Of weakness at tima. HI
struggled along calamity, however, ~
espgen got interested IN The CO
lsedy. te toddlsr finished him mp ~
:. and Ssse |. - s.rIzss&