St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1887-10-08
A WEST POINT "PLEBE." "
Annoyances to Which q Candi-
date Is Subjected.


A west Point correspondent contrib
utes the following spicy and graphic
account of life at the academy to thl
Philadelphia Times:
Do you know what report means!
Well, it usually signifies = loud noise
but when . candidate for military
laurels ''reports" at West Point he
makes very little noise. indeed. To ex.
plain. let me refer you to my own case.
Every reader of the Times is aware
that my name is Hancock de Grant and
that record of the same may be seen
in . recent register Of the United States
Military academy. It was in the
spring. the balmy spring. that I received
my appointment, conditionally ac-
cepted. ~ . cadet at the National
academy. With what . pleasure
strobe the sylvan dells Of my Western
home; that large folded paper. bearing
the signature of the Secretary of War.
in the coat pocket next to my heart,
and the girl loved best on the same
side. Ye gods! what bright pictures
of the future arose. cheering at both
her and me. Who could tell but that
she. too. might some day be the bride
Of . great General. namely. myself
Hancock de Grant?
At one moment the smoke of battle
filled the air and the roar Of artillery
drowned the babble of the pleasant
brook at our feet; the next moment l
unconsciously pressed her closer to my
bosom and dreamed Of cleaning sabers
clashing and changing in the greatest
battle Of the age. led by General Ham
cock de Grant.
The days sped by until. luckily, the
time for reporting was near. I say
luckily. because if the time had been
longer the lunatic asylum might have
claimed another recruit to its army Of
enthusiasts. and in that event I might
have Jared worse than I actually did at
''squad drills" and 'yearling recep-
tionS"
A faint rumor of hazing and of drills
had reached me in my far of Western
home. but the determination of Han
cock de Grant was that nothing should
deter him in his onward stride to fame.
Bidding all an affectionate adieu. trac-
ing kiss upon her lips and giving her
. pressing invitation to be present at
the next summers hops. of which had
heard so much, l boarded an Eastern
bound train. After long and dusty
ride West Point WAS reached.
Ny appointment commissioned me
to report At the adjutant's Office. nine
O'Clock q m. June. l88-. I was
there on time. The adjutant Of the
academy. . gentleman'y army officer.
was very courteous. found myself in
company with about two-score candi-
dates. others reporting during the sue
ceeding days Some had already re-
ported. We were dispatched with an
orderly Ian officers valet) to the
hospital. whre rigid physical examine
ton was undergone. most of rs being
adjudged suitable for the service. Re-
turning to headquarters the polite ad-
jutant bade the orderly escort us to the
barracks and dsliver US to the tender
care of the cadet officers in charge Of
new cadets
You should have seen that motley
throng Of candidates. striplines from
every part Of the Union, and stamped
with the peculiarities Of their section of
country. Some with darkened upper
lips. Others mustachelees; some wear
ing long-tailed coats. others bob-tailed
coats; some silk hats. others Texas
sombreros. and so on in infinite variety.
We were being towed along. high hopes
burning. but not without an uneasiness
- to the mysterious ways Of the cadets
We saw. What was that little group
aheads Oh! they were cadets. Look
ut their broad shoulders, little waists
and snowy trousers. Surely such gem
tlemanly looking little fellows will
treat u ike brothers. I thought. But
won't pa and ma feel happy when 20
home on vacation! I shall smile an
provingly - pass my soon-to-be COM
rades- We were brushing past them. |
''Take your eyes OF me, mister" with
. rising accent on the '.mister."O
What! could they be 90 rudes 1 /
thought moi. and hoped inwardly that
al the cadets were not capable Of
affecting such savage look - did the |
young fellow who spoke.
Soon the barracks was reached. The
orderly returned to bring over other ~ |
cruits. having rs completely alone. For |
several minutes We stood silently in the |
hallway Of the Tenth division Of bar
rackA Before - was IN open door. |