New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-02-20
THE TiLK OF THE DAY.

! In Boston they have Just discovered that mediums
are dealers In futures" and they quito tckicl
over the discovery.
let then be up and kicking. working only a:
like give the Independent scab licking, learn IL
boycott and To strike.-iBOstOn Transcript.
"Ihe Boston Transcript" thinks that Mr.. Waiter
sons paper ought 10 be called "Ihe Chorea Journal
Paris correspondent writes that Theodore Tilton
IA In that city. and Giving quietly within himself
lie must have a most accommodating land!ou-uowel
Courier.
Lend me q tennah. links"
"Whv 10 spend. OF cawse."
CLAW. / guess not can spend II Just as we'll.
mesen"
OF lent IL 10 YOU IL would be 10 keep, deah boy.
Awslx me an easiaw one."-tTown Topics.
The following literary note Is from "The Arizona
| nowlcr': ave notice that few ornery Eastern
papers condemn the OF tho phrase In our midst
We would till these dudes that they don't know what
they arc talking about Last week, for Instance, we
stated that we had been suffering from severe attack
OF colo in our mbst' and will leave 1t to any
Of our intelligent readers II that isn't Al English IL
may be that the Eastern papers know where our COLO
was better than wo do but doubt it. Come out to
Arizona gents, II you want to learn how to sling
United states with neatncss and dispatch"
glow much did you give for that new cob Of yours.
Brownp
"Nothng"
How much do you owe for him, thcnl'
G Ss1e a% sa THAI IS nSeF pTs n
Snaile any pleasure Ia debit mo win IL, i nj sure
don't mind flown Topics.
There Is nothing like paper. At Vienna pipes are
made Of paper and designed for conveying gas and
Mn"G work. % charged WITH SpSt during the
rolling, and lined with on insoluble enamel They
arc ony half inca thicl ness and yet Will resist
On internal pressure Of 1000 pounds.-(Sprnghcld
Union.
Sail Doston literary the other day, when
ever you SEQ u group Of Bostonans talking together
evening gathering 1t Is pretty safe to say that
they arc talking about the heavenly nino." We are
not Of that 1t IL quite "a likely that they
Will be talking OF the baseball nine, and its chances
II Victory with "MllSe" Kelly.
"Tho Boston Herald " says IL isn't every college
student who can write essay on the division Of
labor and illustrate IL with q shovel made by his own
hands. Governor Ames said no did ut Brown. Per
haps not. But there ae many college students who
can write an essay draw poker and illustrate 1t
with spade in their own NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Herald.
There arc some people at the East who are ardent
seekers AFTER Kn1wodgo ana tts d9a appear 70 MUD
For Instance. party from that section wrote TO Sur
yeyor General Taylor few DAY, days since asking to be-
under the homestead and presumption laws In Oregon,
accompanied by n description OF the land character
OF the SOIL etc, and also modcstly asking for the
Information in regani to Washington Territory. Tho
request not accompanied ~ postage stamp and
III OOO which Is about what IL would cost 10 furnish
tho dcsed Internationally OcgOnlan.
A Clergy man of London England, tho Rev. Marcus
Rainsforl, recently went down Into sewer that
being built and preached to the workmcn. "Sam "
Jones doesn't preach In q sewer, but he sometimes
uses language that ought to be dropped into sewer.
Our CHRISTIAN friends who propose to organize
School of biblical Archaeology and philology In syria
deserve hearty and unqualified praise. Whether the
ondowmcut OF 100000 be- Raised not, the plan Is
further proof OF their zeal 20 advance Semitic stud
lea and biblical research. II established it will do
Tor semitic lands and languages what tho various
schools OF archaeology in Athens doing for Greek
and Grrcce.-(Jewtsh Messenger.
company has been organized In California for
tho purpose Of growing amie. Professor Hilgarl
thinks that IL would thrive admirably in tho alkali
regions Of tho state
"You do not look very we'll, my poor man." said a
lady TO u tramp " whom she handing something
10 eat.
!" No, ma'an. / do not" he answered. az neglected
to take my annual bath last summer and / suffer
ing now for my carcessness. l kept putting II Off
until the weather became too cold. This shows you.
ma'am, tho evil OF procrastinaton. And let me add
that II you have In your mind 10 give poor tramp
a small drop OF something 10 keep him warm, now Is
the time t0 do IL. Do not be like me, ma'ami Do
not procrastinate and aftcrwaM carry around with
you o chcstfu Of remorse and regret. BE warned,
ma.iam, by who rcpents ut the eleventh hour. ]"
This admOntion too strong for tho lady "
withstand and she Immediately went into tho house
knd brought the tramp out cup VI weak tca' sWani
Ina hot'-tB0ston Courier. =