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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-11-01
One Dollar

Hoods Sarsaparilla cures scrofula, salt
rheum, all humors, boils, pmples, general de-
bility. dyspepsia, biliousness, sick headache.
catarrh, rheumatism. kidney and liver COM
plants, and all affections caused by impure
blood or low condition of the system. Tryit.
81 was severely afflicted with scrofula, and
for over year had two running sores on my
neck. took five bottles of Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla, and consider myself entirely cured"
C. L. LovEJoY, Lowell, Mass.
floods Sarsaparilla did me an immense
amount of good. My whole system has been
built up and strengthened, my digestion i'm
proved, and my head relieved of the bad feel
= ing. consider it the best medicine have
ever used, and should not know how to do
without it," MARY l.. PEBLE, Salem, Mass.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-11-01

PRESCRIPTIONS
St Roc island
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-11-01
COMPETITION DEFIED.
PRICES WARRANTED
TO be 90 to 80 per cent cheaper at the
HARPER HOUSE DRUG STORE

Than any other Drug store Western Illinois Not
Medicines but on all Standard Drugs Fancy
celaneous the
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-11-01

Very pale blue ink is the latest AGONY,
as shown in the dainty notes vi fushlona
bic correspondence.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-11-01

Arrived at length at the yards of the fac
tory, they are slaughtered, and the process of
freezing begins The scene is rather a horli-
bic one to visitor. In the yards outside are
dense masses of sheep awaiting their turn in
more Or less frightened amazement, i'll a Gov
cred shed are the slaughterers at work lit
orally in Il sea of blood. Assistants stand be
side them to skin and clean the animals, and
before many minutes are over the unfortu-
nate sheep is a mere empty carcass hanging
from the low roof. The carcass is then
slipped on hooks, which are attached 10 small
wheels running upon grooved rails in the
roof. Along this miniature trolly line they
are shot INTO the cooling department. The
process is the exact reverse of a Turkish bath
The first room Is of a moderately low ten
perature, and the first stage of the freezing
begins. THIS is, perhaps, the worst part OF
the whole affair One after another tine bod
les are rolled into the room and hung in long
lines from end to end. No idea can be con
veyed Of the sitting sensation experienced IL
this grewsome chamber. Passing into thu
second room, you will fnd less to upset you
| The air is cool and even chill. The carcasse
| have been exposed for twenty hours il
the first room, and are now hardening, a
you may perceive, if you feel them.
The process of petriiication has begun. A
| you advance into the apartment this phe
| nomenon is more manifest. To the rap o
| your knuckles the mutton gives back hare
ringing sound, and you may gather that tn
| freezing is almost complete After closini
behind you the door of the third and las
room, you find yourself i'll the Arctic regions
| The roof is low, and dense mass of whit
is all that is discernible at first, for the ligh
is dim. Presently you make out pendan
| forms shrouded III white linen coverings; an
as you pick your way through the narro'
passages you get an idea of the vast numbe
collected here. 1t is the stOreroom and prot
ably contains 10000 or 10000 carcasse:
| They are as hard as stone, and the line
wrappings are stiff with frost. 1t is yer
| silei.- in here, and the white shrouded form
give an appearance of mystery TO the som'
what uncanny scene. The freezing is accom-
plished and the sheep wait here for shil
| ment
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
First Publication Nov. 4, 1887
Notice OF Mortgage Sale.

Default has been made in the conditions OF
certain Mortgage executed and delivered
by knud f. Myhre and julia +. Mybre, his
vile, mortgagors, to Rhoda p helps, Mortga-
gee, dated the Goth day OF May, A. p. eigh-
teen hundred and eighty five, and recorded
as a mortgage in the Office OF the Register OF
Deeds OF the county OF Grant, in the Terri
tory ol Dakota, on the 22d day OF May, A. ID.
lsG5, at & o'clock a. In. III book l5 CT mort
cages, on page 626, 6.1 and 62s, on which
there is claimed 10 he due al the date OF this
notice, the sum Of Three hundred and fifty
seven AMI 51-loo t357.5ol dollars, towi, !:
Principal $500. interest $57 %, and no action
or proceeding has been instituted ut law or
in equity to recover the debt secured by
said mortgage or any part thereof.
Notice IS hereby gwen, that By virtue OF
power OF sale contained III said mortgage.
and OF the statute IN such case made and
provided, the said mortgage will be Tore
clos 10y sale oi the niortSaSed premises
therein described. which sale will he made
at the front door OF the post office. III the city
OF Big Stone City, in The county OF Grant
and territory OF Dakota, at public auction,
bv the sheriff OF said county. or ly his dePu
! I duly appointed as agent III said instru
| len, for that purpose on Monday, the nine
teenth day OF December, A. y. eighteen hun
| dred and eighty seven at III O'Clock III the
forenoon 10 satisfy the amount which shall
then be due on said mortgage, with the in
| terest thereon and costs ana expenses OF sale,
and thirty dollars attorney 5 tees as stipulat-
| ed in said mortgage il case OF foreclosure.
| The premises described III said mortgage
and so to be sold, are the lot, piece or parcel
! OF land, situated III the county OF Grant and
Territory OF Dakota and known and de-
scrlb+, as follows, to-wit: The south hall OF
the northeast quarter and the southeast
quarter OF the northwest quarter, aud the
northeast quarter OF the southwest quarter,
and the west haslt Of the southeast quarter,
and til southeast quarter OF the southwest
Quarter OF section No (23) twenty eight III
township No. (l21l one hundred and twenty
one north, and III range forty seven III
west OF the fifth p. III, and containing two
hundred ard eighty (osu) acres, according 70
the government survey thereof.
Dated at Big Stone City, Dakota Territory,
thls lst day OF November, 81.
RHUDA PHELPS, Mortgagee.
BESNErT d ELpREDGE, Att'ys tor Mortgagee
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
First Publication Nov. 4, 1887.
Notice Of MORTGAGE Sale.

MortgaSor, David Magnusson fslngle)
Mertg gee, American Investment Co. Date
OF Mortgage September 23d, 1886. Recorded
III the office OF Register OF Deeds Of Grant
County. Dakota Territory, September "a,
lSe6, at 1905 o'clock G. M, in book q of
mortgages, on pages 81 and 3l2. Mortgaged
prem lses: The southeast quarter OF section
tWenty-elght (2S) in township one hundred
and twenty (l20j north, range forty seven
~ west 9th p. IN Amount claimed to be
due on said mortgage at this date is seventy
five and "a 100 dollars, (S75.94.l
Notice is hereby gwen that by default in
the payment OF said sum and taxes, and the
power OF sale contained in said mortgage,
said mortgage will be torecosed by sale OF
the mortgaged premises above described,
with the heridltaments and appurtenances,
which sale will be made by the sheriff OF said
Grant county or his deputy, at the front door
OF the pest office III Big Stone City, in said
county, on the 18th day OF December. at
O'Clock p. m at public auction to the highest
bidder Tor cash to pay said debt and interest
and the taxes Oh SAID premises and twenty
five dollars attorney fees as stipulated III said
mortgage III case OF foreclosure and the dis
bursemeuts allowed by law; subject to re-
dempton at any time within one year from
the date OF sale as provided by law,
Dated at Big Stone City, D. r., Nov. 8,
1887.
AMERICAN INVESTMENT CO.,
Mortgagee.
A. w. MovIUs, Attorney Tor Mortgage.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
Don -

let that cold Of yours run on. on
think it is light thing. But It may
r,,l, into ca.arrh. Or into pneumonia.
Or consumption.
Catarrh is disgusting. Pneumonia
is dangerous. Consumption IS dtati
itself.
The breathing apparatus must pe
kept healthy and clear VI al obstrnc.
tions and offensive matter. Other-
wise there is trouble ahead.
Al the diseases OF these parts.
head. nose throat, bronchial tubes
and lungs. can he delightfully."- ana
entirely cured hy the Use of boscller
German syrup. II you don't know
this already thousands and thousands
of people can tell you. they nave
been, cured Ivy it, and ''hlcw how u
is themselves. Bottle only % cts.
Ask any druggist.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
LIVE AGENTS WANTED.

TO sell DR.. Chase's Recipes; or informa-
ton for everybody, IN every counAy It.
Uni ed states and Canada Enlarged TN !.
publisher to d4s pages. y contains ov,I
s,., ,OoO ho, eelold rei pes and - suited 70 all
classes III conditions Of soeiety "oh-
deriul l. 0 and = no iseold necessity. =
ellis II 81 Ill Greatest Inducements ever
,,lercd f. cook agents snmpje COPIES selit
l., maj ST paid or e2.0o. Exclusive terri :
tory piy.A Agents more than double their
money Address. DR.. Chases Steam ffihs :
ng houre, AIM Arbor, Michigan
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25

Slack Business College founded in
1874, Decorah, Iowa, trained seven
hundred students. The Principal
(thlrty-nine years an aaccountant) offers
a thorough course fer ss3a Send for
circular, to join r. Slack. Decorah, 10.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
Big Stone City Roller Mills.

Having added a new steam outfit to the
Water-power Of the Big Stone City Roller
Mills, we are now prepared to do general
custom and exchange business and invite
our friends to come and bring their wheat
and other grain, and give our several grades
OF flour & thorough trial.
We GUARANTEE EVERY SACK Of OUR MANUFACTURE.
Flour, Feed and Bran Constantly on Hand.
BIG STONE CITY MILLING CO.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
special Notice.

All parties indebted to the old firm
of Hatz Bros. are requested to make
immediate settlement and save fGItn
e. expense.
HATS BROS.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25

MARRIED--At Big Stone City, d..
IT,, on NOV. 10. 1887. by Henry Nelll.
Justice of the Peace, Mr.. Adolph v.
Carlson and Miss Gundborg Salverson,
both os Drtonyille, MINI.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS
OF the Board of County Commits
siOners Of Grant County. -. T..
MlLBANk OAK Nov IN 1897

80 - '"'
{. Is. Williams, w. L. Burman md
the auditor as clerk
On motion the folIowi,,, h;,, ,,o
,ua;tad ,,d ,ll,,,o3
,,.,,
'"''' pau lot pllid'
my l"liie ana InTeShlnS wheat be-
longing to the county Ss35. 54
On motion, it is hereby ordered that
q refund order Iva issuad !, f,vor 80
r,tliah s,,,,l,v i, .ho ~, 40
~" hS'lp eitIhS were ailO"ea ten dOl-
lars each for making correct rpports.
Name Township.
IL T. Lull ....,......... Adams
August Tlmme. e................ Big Stone
Henry Neill ill.............B Big Stone City
II A Seide .......... Grant Center
J w Malsed ................. Kllbourn
John Hedman Madison
]. G. Teit HeIrose
w Hurlbut .......... Mi!bank City
Jas Mcdowell ... Osceola
. p Johnson n.......S Stockholm
5 Baldwin Twin Brooks
b Pryor Observation-Disclosures. Troy
5 X Taylor OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Vernon
on notion the ohcial canvass OF the e'ec-
.''u ie.-' 10 =, VIC ''e.''0A i'e'l vi ''ie ON
~. ho-, :,
~ comm;.s;onsr<
Abstract OF the votes cast on the question
OF the division OF the territory:
For iivision. ........'.... .......'........ o39
Against ui'is'oh oio
a.s ... :,
,ro,,,;,;nc ,ha a,,e ot ot,,,oxio.t;n, li,,o,s.
For the sale 457
Against the sale ................. Gl3
Fer prohibition 3
Abstract Of votes cast on the question OF
,,v;, co,n,r near farm.
For buyiug a county poor fam. 2s7
Agains. buying counts poor farm. y. 632
Abstract of votes east for commissioner Of
nrst commissioners district: saia ERECTION pe4hs
..''u - ''i' - =
~ .a.,,,,;..;o,,a. Io,.n, ranse, o,s
We Il y Mnrphy C. Il. Williams.
w ~ pnrn,, commissioners for
Grant oa,ntr and Iabn Douol,ss
countv auditor for the county .; Grant
Territory of Dakota do hereby certi-
fv that the anne.ea statement il 4
true and correct abstract Of the votes
east It s,,a election 40 shown by the
,etn,ns n,.aa hv III. indges of election
70 tn. comfy anditor and canyassed
hv NC This SIXTEENTH .l6tha dav or
Io,omh., D ls.-
Witness or hands this 10Th day of
No,an,her 4 u 1857
Il. L. MURPHY, Co. Com 1.
CHAs =. WILLIAMS,
" : y ~" Az
l, John poosl'os' eo''', "'''so'
Tor the county ol 'iail'' p'No'" -
illois' no l'eieos ee' '''''' wy :
so'ns = ~
Of the abstract OF the votes now on
file in this office, showing the number
OF votes east against the sale and
..f,, ,ha sale. of Intoxicating liquors
, &c ,o,a, c,st ..for
;. ,;,;,;onv of
uiNi' 'oi' 49,
the territory and the number OF votes
cast .for poor farm, and against
8
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25
>. A. Gold, freight on household goods
for Mrs Rabbit nannar

}
~ >. .. McGlven, labor for count y ..... 10 OC
oehler x Husser. goods for pauper. -. IL OC
l.. b. Williams, commissioner per diem
ana III leage. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. IL &C
Z. q. Williams, goods for pa upper ..... II
d. M. Evons, county printing ...... 50
~. NJ. Evans, county printing ..... II 25
Pioneer Press Co., supp's tor county. 35
Pioneer Press Co, same. s5
A A Abbot, witness tees in case of Fred
AsuoociA. .................... ] w
IL. H. Green, jurors tee in same case. 20
w. T. Burman, making election re-
turn ...... ..................... ! 20
A. l.. Partridge, same e...... 90
oeeley Buck, goods Tor pauper ..... 5 96
Bion A Dodge. tees as Probate Judge in
case OF Gulick Johnson insane. 10 Is
J. H. Cayanaugh, witness fees in same
Ne.s Slime, same. ..................... 2 81
u. W,iQulfk, same. e................. 3 80
H. w. Clough, same. ............. SO
The following bills were laid over.
NJ. S. Weeks, witness tees in case of
Territory VS.. Wm. Armstrong. ...... . 40
l.. schn"bel, coffin and digging grave
Tor Mrs. Is. Bartlett tt............ 2S so
On motion 1t is hereby ordered to
issue refund order IN favor of 6. a
Wright III the sum Of ;;5.32 taxes er-
.oneonsly paid, on n. hf OF sw. Or sec.
%, town llJ, range Al.
On motion board adjourned to Fri.
day, November Is 1857.
b. Z. MURPHY, Chm.
Attest: John Douglass, Co. Auditor.
Friday, Nov. le, 1887 Board met
pursuant to ad journment. Present B.
p. Murphy, w. Il. Burman and the
county auditor as clerk.
On motion the following bills were
audited and allowed:
J, A. * p. NJ. williams, bal Jail contr't225 IS
J. c. Knapp, making grautor and gran
tees 1ndsx 10y 20
b. p. Murphy, comm'r per diem and
mileage ............. ............. ~ ~
w. I. Burman. Observation-Disclosures. 60
John Douglass, money furnished to
send Joseph Arnold to Mankato. -. 20 90
II. J. Benedict, sheriff tees ........... 81 -
II. !. Benedict. same. .................. 81 so
oohn Douglass. cash paid tor express on
books 40
On motion school township treas
urer's report of j. \. McGoyern,
Twin Brooks, was approved, and the
treasurer allowed ssl0 90.
On motion the application of Geo.
| a. Merritt. for abatement of personal
| property taxes for the year 1886, was
granted. said party not having any
personal property AS shown by his
affidavit.
On motion board accepted bid OF }.
B.s Whltcomb for ten tens Ct hard
coal to be furnished county at $40 per
ton.
On motion board adjourned to
Thursday, December /. 1887.
b. 7. MURPHY, Chm.
Attest: John Douglass, Go. Auditor.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25

8K~
n;.. re celebrated for VOL
~ H. response, variety Of
stbaa beauty in finish, per-
ss, .nen the most attract
ulo soa. organs for homes.
,ssEEPUTATIoN,
liTIEs,
soRkMEN,
IlxE ru1s
[lAR ORGAN
at Plano Stools.
0n application, Y1xn.
N, % lRsAA CO.,
WAND AVE,
., Ill.
The herald. (Big Stone City, Dak. [S.D.]) 1883-1890, 1887-11-25

nesrly $500 milea OF
l'otd in Illinois, Wis
Minnesota and DakO-
net route between all
he Northwest, South
ns, rates OF pass,ge and
y the nearest station
M, MILWAUKEE x ST.
Any railroad agent any
AV. H. CARPENTER,
uen. fass. x Ikt. A ct
dW. Il. HEAFFORD,
Asst. Gen. Pass.
.rrn. and Ticket Agts
AIRs, WIS.
Y reference to Lands
M CHICAGO, MILw Au-
tlsas COMPANY, write
~ commissioner Mil
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1887-11-05
REMOVING vARNISH.
How II May Bo Easily Dono without In
lmrY 10 rainlIngs.

How IL May Be Ia-ny Dono WITHOUT IN
Jury to Paintings.
''Yes. varnish can bo removed from
oil paintings without injuring the
sketch, but il Is a difficult job." said a
Fifteenth street expert on paintings to
n reporter.
"Well. how do you go about itP"
10 begin with. every thing depends
on the varnish used originally on the
picture. II it is permanent, then its
removal is absolutely necessary, but il
rotouching varnish has been made use
Of there remains nothing but TO paint
over it. which may be done without
fear of injuring the picture" "
How would you remove this per-
manent varnsh?'
"a wooden box. the size OF n
siretchcr must bo procured, and in
this would place the picture face
up. This receptacle Is TO be shallow
OF course. say from three 10 five
inches in depth, according to the
thickness of the stretcher. It's lid
must fit closely, aud before placed in
DOsIllOu " lluiHB va ''btph p''Nl'E'
saturated with alcohol, should be at
tached. Then. after putting In tho
picture, I should nail down the cover,
and the varnish will soon be dissolved
by the fumes from the alcohol. "
"IIow long would you have tho
picture in this positonP"
That is determined only by expert
ence. and TO noviccs the above expe-
riment is sometimes costly, for tho
greatest care must be exercised in
judging the lcngth of time necessary
10 remove the yarui,h. If LETT exposed
too long The painting Itself will bo in
jured by the alcohol. II the painting
Is valuable wouldn't advise an mex
pericuccd person 10 try this arrange
ment. unless under the personal super
vision of an cypcrL-N T. Mail and
ErDTcSS.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1887-11-05
SMALL TALK.

Now the sportsman goes forth with his gun,
In search ofan autumn days fun:
But returns home anon-~
With his powder all gone,
And his fingers less numerous by one.
--EIchangs.
An exchange says that Ex-senator
Dorsey was never shaved in his life, but
he has often shaved other people.
Az lean as spring bear-the Monday
Journal.
Coal ashes are excellent for slippery
side walks
1t is said that the men who compose
the sugar corner have lots Of sand.
In ancient times the financial institu-
tions in Egypt were Pharaoh banks.
The ordinary drummer usually has
more cheek than man with the mumps.
The American Federalist has sunk it's
heading 40 low that IL looks bald headed.
Troy laundries exist all over the
country and Boston stores in every ham
let.
a Western man has invented an iron
mitten for the boy who feeds the hay
cutter.
Washington il called the best shaded
city in the world. How about London
and it's umbrellasf
John l.. Sullivan claims TO be the arch
itect Of his own fortune. This may be
but architect builds up and John l..
knocks down.
Sam Small says he likes 10 wrestle
with Satan all the time. We venture TO
remark that Satan is quite ready TO hc-
commodate him.
Newport is bound TO keep up it's rep
utation as watering place, and has
voted TO spend ninety-eight thousands
dollars for new sewer.
Scales are now made 80 delicate that a
signature on piece OF paper with lead
pencil can be weighed, and yet il il diff
cult to tell some people have souls. s.-Ex.
Mr.. Lsngtry, the husband Of Mrs.
Langtry, the Jersey Lilly, has, ii is said,
received an appointment at Queenstown
in connection with the lifeboat service
there.
Richard Paxton entered IA saloon at
Harrodsburg Ky, when Passmore, the
barkeeper, was alone. Three shots were
heard, when Paxton emerged and almost
instantly fell dead.-Ex. Such occur
rences are "A little uncommon, but IL In
not at all unusual to See man emerge
from u saloon half shot.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1887-11-05
PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAl.

-Signor Deprctis, the recently de-
ceased Italian Gladstone. was often
called by his countrymen Our Glad
stone"
Jack Smith. of Eustis Lake. Fla,
has roam hen which possesses great
ingenuity. The coop has small slid
ing door, working like a guillotine. 1t
is very heavy anu during the daytime
is held up by peg. The other day the
hen discovered chicken snake lying in
the coop, its head projecting about an
inch beyond the line where the door
would fall Creeping quietly up. the
hen pulled out the peg, and down came
the door, pinning the snake TO the
ground, She then pecked its eyes out
and killed il.
An unusually intelligent New
foundland dog il owned 10y Mr.. Batter
ham. of Asheville. n. G. Mr.. Batter
ham says that after her four pups had
become largo enough to wean he gavc
one away, and n few days aftcrward,
pointing To another pup. said. with
some emphasis: "To-morrow am 60.
ing to give that one to Mr.. Blank. y
The mother seemed 10 listen with at
tention, and the next morning she was
missing with the doomed brat, leaving
the other two puppies to take care of
themselves. After nightfall she slunk
back very silly with the pup in her
mouth, and seemed happy in having
saved 1T from separation from its
family.
"A man at Fort Mcdowell. A. T.,
found hollow stone three and one
half inches in diameter On breaking
II he found frogs skeleton. Shortly
afterward he found some birds carry
ing mud TO a cliff and depositing il in
holes that they had dug in the side of
the clif. He went to the top OF the
cliff and climbed down To one of the
holes, expecting to find the nest of the
peculiar bird. but instead he found n
globular stone containing a decayed
lizard. lie found thousands of insects
entombcd alive in the banks. Why
they put the animals In the balls is a
mystery. &C. after the mud dries IL Is so
hard that IL requires considerable force
." break them. -.------
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1887-11-05
The ago In which we 1.-Two thinks

Tho age In which we 1.-Two thinks
the accumulation of money the most
practical matter Of life. But II is a
mistake, great mistake 49, Western
RurdL
If you wish to know just how little
pa thence you have loft, try to raise n
refractory car window TO please n
iidgcty woman on hot day. -Mild-
dciphia Telegraph
Let no man boast that he Is free
from color blindness until after he
has been sent TO the dry goods store
TO match his wifc's black silk and has
come out of the ordeal satisfactorily.
NO." said an old maid. II dent
miss husband very much. have
trained my dog to growl every time l
feed him. and have bought a tailor's
dummy that can scold whom feel
like il"
The reason.
Iasked a bachelor why he
In sngleness had tarried;
He answered thus: he ause, you see,
Two friends whovc long boon Marie q.
Boston Courier.
No hoodlum could be hirod TO
strike an average, lick postage
stamp. beat carpet or do any thing
useful He wants to be in q crowd Of
his kind and strike little fellow. -
" O. HcdVHnc.
Pastor "Thomasl Don't you
think your parents would feel very
sore il they knew you were fishing on
the Sabbath?' Thomas-"Ycs, sir;
but not half so sore rs I'd feel II they
found il out. .n-JUdqe
-"Will you please insert this obit-
uary noticcP' asked an old gentleman
Of an editor I'll make bold TO ask IL
because the deceased had great many
friends about here who'd be glad TO
hear of his death. ~ Philadelphia Cali
-'Who is your lawyer, young
manP" asked old Hyson. looking over
the papers. 20 n. T. Coatsanvest t."
replied Sapling. "Why. he's no
lawyer; he's tailor" Cant help
that; he's brought more than dozen
suits for and against mo, and I'd like
to see any lawyer do bettcr than that"
-BUrdctte.