New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-04-10
whom tho Queen reads It sho win arrange to Lay =
friendly visit to winnipeg.

whom the Queen reads 1t shc win arrange to Lay =
friendly visit to winnipeg
No Leisure There. "Eave you Hours OF Idcncss
here ~ the maiden asked, as she sauntcred into tho
emo we haven't miss" said tho yonth brhind tho
counter @The boss Is an Sd ssinIt' ana when as
books" SBoston Courier
Tho gold fields Of South Africa are attracting
great deal Of attention in England and large num-
Der Of younger who would otherwFe haVo
entered "the Church" purely "a matter OF business
are rushing to this Eldorado. The sheba quarts
ledge Ia the Transyaal was located last June. tho
town of Barberton near it has since sprung up and
now has nearly 10000 Inhabitants
An Unthousht Of Contingency Little Nel-rm
omaha Mamma~why, pet your nurse looks well
and happy. .
and maybe they'll make mistake an let her 60 to
"Mercy mel What put that into your little
headl"
S"Why, she says all her prayers in French
Omaha World.
Next year will be the centenary Of the colony Of
New South Wales the first convey Of convicts having
reached Botany Day on January 20. 1888. And tho
colonsts arc debating how best to celebrate the
event. But Of them are anxious to traoo
their origin to these first settlers
That amiabIe Mugwump, "The Boston Transcript"
thinks that Pilgrim Cleveland will find no greas
difficulty in surrounding HUI Difficulty. Probably
it thinks that Cleveland can cleve Hill
1t almost takes ones breath away to hear an Eng.
shman speak OF Hateen 'Undfed and Haty-Hate.-
Boston Transcript.
High-Llcense In tho Home.-Fatber docking up
from his morning papcr"I sec that ut the meeting
OF the Baptist ministers yesterday about half OF them
favored Hgh-Icense. and about half were against It."
Young Hopeful (who has shown much interest In
the matter)"Are they Piohbitionists IA, or liquor
dealers ?"
Mr. Beechcrs farm Is to be sold Here is an op.
portunity for his numerous friends and admirers TO
perpetiate his mt mory by purchasing the farm and
making it a summer home for the sick and afflicted
1t is thought that Mr. Henry watterson will soon
chase the Money Devil In to the Luray Caverns.
They call the pretty girls of Los Angeles angels 70
is explained however, that it Is not necessarily boz
cause they pretty, but because they are 80 Pho
nomenally good
Cowardce and superstition so closely allied thas
men hate to be called superstitious But what SHAH
DO said of the Baltimore who recently buried ha
thirteenth wife and concluded not to marry againf
George. the runner is pluclSy, but he may as web
give up: Myers can beat him in any country.
Why don't some OF the wise men in Albany who
want to mmortalize themselves introduce bill for
bidding youngsters from carrying toy plstolsl
That wonderful little dari1ey 10y OF Jacksonville.
Fla, has turned up again. When asked the othe1
day how he lived he gave the well-lnown answer:i
an dc summer, sab, lives often dc fishes: aud Id
tho wintah lives often de sick Yankees"
The trouble with business, my dear fellow. Is thae
people don't spend enough. What we want to DO
Is to put more money in circulation.
I'm I'm willing But where Is the money to
come from F'-fTown Topics