New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-06-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho export of ice from Norway is growing
trade 255,0O0 tons having been exported last year
Ia a few years, perhaps It will DO possible for an
American In Europe to ask for glass OF Ice
water without being regarded as lunatic
"Two new railroads coming here understand"
said a Dakota man to another resident Of the samo
Yes, and there mighty near being three"
HOw's that y
"why, five Of US organized new company yes,
terday with the intention Of running TT acks out OK
this town like spokes out of the hub OK bicycle
Wheel but we tried all day and couldn't raise the Ss
necessary to got incorporated. We hope to make it
up this afternoon Look out for three colusans In
tomorrow mornings paper."-tDakota Bell
Edward Everett Hale told the students Of Cornell
that the best opportunity Of studying hu'aan nature
was to be had by entering the profession Of the
schoomaster. Mr.. Hale is keen observer, but his
Judgment is not entirely sound in this matter. The
ideal opportunity fur studying human nature In an
almost Infinite variety of phases and under almost
every conceivable circumstance ia enjoyed by re-
porter for a metropolitan journal There Is no other
way Of seeing life and learning TO know men thar
co,Apares with this.
About five years ago Mr. Fcikin, Of the Uganda
missions riss, complained to Mtoss that Ills Majesty
had not kept tho missionary isrdcr well stocked,
he had agreed and tho w0 s, sStuIl thy
King. He gave an order to an attendant and In
G Schn G" in with big baskets Of bananas on their
heads. Take these women for your wives saa
M d and ddc t rasc SS and don't bother me
any more Send me the other and l will givo
them wives too Now take your women and 60"
Mtcsa was greatly enraged when tho poor Customary
venturcd to protest against being married In tnls
his fellows might shift for themselves They had
hard time of i until the King long after became
clal Gazette.
The school officials Of Boston have posted notices
In all tho school buildings II that city, forbidding the
chewing OF tobacco by the pupils. They have oven
posted the notice In tho Girls High School Building
much TO the ind gnatioD Of the young women
"The Chump Centre clarion which was issued
IA daily for the fr-t time ON April TO- conpaihca
| tho following I'm tho salutaiOry This venture Is
mSdo In ro-ponse to the clanorng Of many 81 our
best citizens and conviction tnat tho sI~' naS saa
BcIng thoroughly satisfied that tho pople will stay
by U.s. and encourage Us II our lnmovauon We au f
for tho future. We have come to stay scah r. The
this issue The Clarion becomes thing OF the pase
A great many Of our best citizens ciamored ioI q,
delivered free and kicked because the inside pages
| which filed with plates, were not devoted 70
local nows They advers1l feeiy, ont %nen s
bills sent in they said they would see thGse'vos
| Jin-dastcd before they would pay such DIS. we
| have therefore quit for keeps selah !'-tAtohison
| Globe
| Tho old theology say that the Andover pro-
fessors wlo teach the theology In an old theology
| institution are more honorable than man would
be who, having been engaged 10 teach French shouid
| 70 10 work and teach German instead The new
IN .ogy men reply that this illusration Is not fair
the proper Illustration. they say, is that OF 'an who
should be employed TO teach French IN an Institution
I'm which the teaching Of French was made compulsory
| by a charter moro than a hundred years old In such
a case the I'D theology would feel conscientious
| Is bound teach the French that was spoken when
| tho charter was drawn up; while the new theology
| man would look the intent Of the charter and
teach French IA 1t Is spoken to-day
ono OF the most Interesting machines used In the
| "A
| clothes by making 900 revolutions 'inute ono
| OF these days the whizzcr will be introduced into tho
editorial room and the bore who persists In talking
while the editor IL busy ny to his ears wi" be invited
10 got into the whIzzer and dry up.-Spnhgheid
! Union.
The Church Army" the Anglican rival Of the Sal
walton Army started about five years ago by the
| Rev wia' Garlic, young curate Of London 1t
employs wOrkingnen reach worliin gmen. and seems
to be glvwing In strength ond influence
Van sport COOS by the Avenue with HIS new
Miss splendid brute', aren't theyi
Miss A.-BOth-(Town Topics.
| BoBoLINK.
Quick wink,
| Mr. BODOiink
| In LIQUID notes OF chatter and chlnk,
| Nhlrls and whistles to Mrs. LINK
Gayly they swing
| And checriy sing,
| AZ high on swaying stems they cling.
| Ere nesting down with folded wing
Down in the grass,
| Hidden from sight in mat and mass,
| Is nestled home for lad and lass
| In summer hours.
| When bloom bright flowers.
| There comes frUm southern homes ana bOWors,
| TO cheer this Northern land OF ours,
With CHEEKY chink.
| The BobOink
| When June days 20, tia sad TO think
| A rice bird only. Is Bobolink
| -tClark Bryan in Good Housekeeping.
Tho pathological editor Of The Boston Transcript
has found out that the Car Of Russia is referred to
"a "hls August Majesty" because he does things In
| summary manner. Yes, and also because be makes
| IL hot for his enemies.
| .sunrnser said the railroad superintendent who
ras examining the applicant for place engineer,
that YOU we're out the road and discovered thas
.,, we're carving fifty pounds more steam than you
| sboud what would you do y " ia have the fireman
hang on to safety valve ill we got to town and
I guess you understand your Observation-Disclosures beii