The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1887-01-27

length. This beats brother Lumbard
of the Tribune by at least two feet.
John s. Farnswarth, the popular
salesman for Jones, Bechtel & Sheib.
ley, Philadelphia, takes this method
OF informing the merchants Of Snyder
county that he will call upon them on
or about February 25th.
1t is reported that the genuine old
fashioned itch has made its appear
ance in some parts Of Snyder county.
"Can such things be, and overcome us
like summer cloud without our
special noticeH
WANTKD-A CLRRKsHIP. "A young
man OF two years experience desires u
clerkship in a store. Best Of referen-
ces eau be given. For particulars ad-
dress, W., PosT printing Office,
Jan. IL, 4w. Middleburgh, Pa.
II the man Ackley, who was picked
to death by Lewistown's three soiled
doves on Christmas, had been a stu
dent Of Bobby Burns and obeyed the
injunction ia the closing lines of Tam
O'Shanter," he might have lived to
get drunk many time and oft.
Judge Bucher held adjourned court
here Tuesday and was warmly greeted
by his many friends in the county.
He etill perambulates on crutches
and has reached pn accomplishment
in this respect that rivals Governor
Beaver.
Charles Smith, of Middleburgh, the
heaviest commercial man on the road.
who weighs three hundred and seven"
ty pounds, was in town overs unday.
Mrs is an eX-editor, having relin-
quished the duties OF the tripod years
ago for the purpose OF engaging in
business that afforded out door exer-
else. e.-Leuist0Ud Free Press.
An excited little boy ran into our
village drug store the other day
and breathlessly exclaimed: Doctor,
ipop quick'n blaze. COS bulbs sick
with the pickenchox and she wants
n thiinbleful OF poly goric in this din
tiper, cos we had't bot n gottle, and
the kint pups got the bine Writer'S
: in it-got any,"
NOTICE. No. 3.-The time is rapidly
passing by, and expect to leave for
a fortnight jaunt in two or three
weeks hence. SO do not delay calling
at my gallery for pictures while you
have an opportunity Of being served.
Come, rain or shine.
remain your servant,
S. Il. DRIBERT.
Beavertown, Jan. ~, 'S7.
I The excellence OF the Philadelphia
b Times Almanac for 1887 stands unri-
vailed. 1t Is II perfect encyclopedia OF
facts and figures and is almost indis.
pensible on the business mans table
| t will be sent free of charge to every
subscriber OF the Times, which to>day
: stands head and shoulders above any
paper published in Pennsylvania foi
gen .ral Information. and is only cent
n day for the daily.
] At regular meeting of Capt. Ryar
Post, No, 3G4, q. A. X. Jan /, the fol.
=, lowing was adopted:
ResOlred, That the thanks OF tn,
Post are due and are hereby rendered
TO the Choir, led by Mrs. Lizzie Ii
Smith; to the Sons OF Veterans; Stet'
!, lcr's Cornet Band for assistance u
y our late entertainment-also to the
u editor of the PoST, Pero. Hare aul
Jessie Bilger for special favors.
:, JNo. Y. SHINDEL,
!, Adjutunt
Masked hugging parties are coming
into vogue in some Localities, an'
q, might be drawing card ut some o
our church fairs when they get ripe
BY paying Is cents, u man is allowed
to hug n girl, but ho 10 first blind
folded. 1t makes man mad, say
one who has been through the mil
10 to find on removing the banduge fror
his eyes, that he had beon huggin
Is his wife, ard 10 cents gone for moth
t, ing.
Wann'd ungfair IN Drooker shuld
,f ich bisht for de tzeitung don mush
a. dich gor net boddera. De brooke
braucha ke geld. Sc hon plenty la
vas mittle for sich selver un era wei
- yer un kinnsr, un SO hen gor kj
" rent tzu batzawla, un nix for bot
beer, un nix for era shafileit, u
l. wann der Drooksr 81 geld will do
tz sawg III du wetsht 3 IN an onner,
mohl gsvva. Sell du't N dino sati
NJ fya, un ar feel'd donkbawr for 1
IN unnershtitzung.- chwefIiebrenner.
August Spies, the leader OF the An
r., archists under sentence OF death i
"A Chicago has been offered the hand {
a beautiful and accomplished youn
American lady in marriage. She ev
m IDENTIFY wants to establish a hsroiu
I'd relationship with Helen who figure
so prominently in the death OF Wa
"a lace, the Scottish Chieftain. But til
!, law has promptly refused to gran
~ :, them permit Of marriage and tn
public Is saved a farce. The Anarcl
lists must go.
"a cup To those that are dying