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Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

A High-bloOded Fight.

On Friday last, at seaford, Delaware
says the Philadelphia Press, Hon.
James j. Boss. one Of Delaware
wealihiest farme ers, and ex. Postmaster
Lewis K. Wallace were the principals
in = fght. Boss wanted to purchase q
supply Of window.slass and asked Wal
lace II he had good article. "Yes
much better than you bought some time
ago ut another store" replied Wallace
"What do you meau?" said Ross
"WelI," said Wallace, ~ mean you 20,
cheated In buying the glass, as 1t va,
rot French plate, but common stuff.
"Do you mean to insult me?" asked
Ross. "No," said Wallace, II am
only telling you what you yourse,
have said and reiterated on several 90
casions."
swell, sir, 1 consider that an insult, ;
responded Ross, dealing his adversary
q savage blow between the eyes, which
was returned and Ross knocked ovel
among the barrels and window glass
Ross horse, which was standing out
side attached 10 o buggy, hearing the
noise, became frightened and started
on dead run. One set of people
CHASED the an.msl, while another par
ty repaired to Waliace's store and
found thu exhausted com mbatants lyins
on the floor. They were both badly
bruised, with blood streaming from
their many wounds Ross Ia tho oldesi
sou Of ex Governor William Henfy
Harrison Ross, who recently died iu
Philadelphia.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
Rod n1snIas uburcn

Minqua Tribe, No. 8, Imp. o. r. M.
attended divine service ct Scott NJ. 4.
church yesterday morning and listened
to powerful sermon By The Rev. 7. r,
Urea 'aer, q former pasor Of the church,
but now Of Odessa. He selected ~ his
text the 9Th, Oh snd 10th verses Of the
". Ecolesisstes, and 10 opening SPOKE
OF msn's weakness, and OF his inability
10 travel !ifo's journey without tho as
sistanoe OF his fellow man, ard said
that 1t was for the purpose OF furnish.
Ing this assistance thar such orders as
the Red Men have been formed.
Continuing, he said: "Tne Order OF
Inv proved Red Nen was organized at
Fort m!iilln soon after the war of 1872
among the soldiers before their return
home. Tho object was that they mig BIT
preserve bond OF union among the nc.
selves and might have certain signs OF
recognition by which they might recos.
nize each other wherever In The forest
OF life they might meet. II they need cd
each others assistance, either In pro-
tection from foes, or in the necessnries
OF life, they would be TIE better pre-
pared 20 render such assistance. They
also desired to cement and preserve
that common bond which unlus men
who endured the sane hArdshipe, tolls
and d .nasrs
Inus We see how tho object agrees
With the text in Its desire to destroy sel.
fshness, establish union, and If one
fA!i, that his fellows may help him.
Toey basod the speculative work of
their order upon the manners and Gus
toms OF the primitive red man. To the
initiated We know those ars sugeest-
i've Of all that Is wild, rude snd even
bloody and repulsive. But to tao I'm
proved Order 0: Red Men these things
mean the great moralof benevolepce,
love aud sruth. In tnese untutored
children OF the forest, unacquainted
with the tricks OF deceit which they
have since learned, wtre found moral
traits OF character worthy OF imitation.
1t vas found that ell their seemingly
strange customs were intended to teach
good isssoas. Hence 1t is not difficult
TO impart 10 tbose who come to US these
lie. sons by illustrations taken from the
early red man.
''In our orter we bavs three 81 M bols
Freedom, Frientship and CLARITY.
These form threefold cord which is
seldom broken. These three bind our
hearts together here, and my prayer 10
that they may bird cur lives for eter.
nifty.
In conclusion be exborted his hearers
to ''lt ok hourly TO Him who eiveth
t) all men literally and upbIaideth
not. Remember that not s,l these
works which you have done will save
you. Repentance and faith IL the Lord
Jesus Christ are the conditions. Oh!
my heart would bleed II any one of GU
shou Id fail In personal riRhteC usntes,
after All the good work which you have
done. loye you here-I enjoy your
fellowship upon Garth. wsnt to sit
with you around the great c1uncil fie
above. l want to roam with you the
plains of Immortality and enjoy sweet
fellowship with you on the
banks OF the river bsneath' tie tree
whose leaves are for ths healing Of the
nations"
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
The Children's Health.

The season is at hand when the
mortality among children is a topic of
remark, but when that season comes,
remarks are Of little use. The mis-
chief is often done long before the eff
fect appears. Parents say, when they
are advised to give their children plain
and simple food, and to deny them
stimulating drinks like tea and coffee
"Oh, nothing hurts my children; let
them have whatever is on the table "
In the cool months this may be the
case. Boys stuff themselves with in
diges,ible food day after day without
showing any signs of being injured,
and then in the dog days suddenly col
lapse without any special cause.
1t is with children as 1t Is with us,
their elders; the punishment of their
errors is often long delayed. They
weaken their digestion in the winter
and die of it in August. The time to
regulate the diet OF the young is all
the time Physicians who practice In
the populous parts of cities have often
remarked that the mortality is greatest
just when most precautions are taken,
and when the children themselves are
afraid to eat improper things. They
have been wrongly fed for eleven
months; their digestive apparatus has
been daily overwrought; its reserve of
force is all expended. Then comes a
long hot term, and we are appalled, by
the news of hundr ds of deaths day
among the children Of few wards.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
Courage of women,

In courage the ordinary woman,
says the Augusta Gazette, greatly out
strip the ordinary man.. Whether it
be reckless, unconscious or sublime,
the element of personal courage that
effects fit al the intrusion of a mouse
knows no fear in the face of real dan
ger. A lady who would not venture
from her rural front door alone was
often met abroad leading 3-year-old
child by the hand, When asked if she
considered the infants presence a pro-
lection, she answered.: "In a measure,
yes, for when am alone feel that
have no right to be away, and would
run from a shadow, but if l were at
tackled with this child | would defend
it TO the last" Some persons will ac-
count for this on maternal instincts
But the lady was not related to the
child and was unmarried.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
FoKGOrrEN WORKERS.

ihsv iIvei. and they we're useful; tsis ws
And rausht b.side,
No record Of their nance is len, to show
IT, How soon they died
inss uia thsir work, and then they passed
An usk eowa band;
Fair, shining land.
Ahd Nv, rere they yosas. or were they growing
Or ~. or we'll,
VI iiasd M IN poverty, or had they wealth OF
no one can tel:
only one thifg is known Of thsm-,hey
Were and true
Dc pies Of tho Lord, and s,rong, through
To save and do.
But what svaiIs the gift Of empty f.mo?
1tey lived to God:
hhey ieNe Cd tho sweetness OF another mama
mo rild'y trod
The rugged ways Of earth. that thoy nigh.
Helper or friend,
AND 10 the Iov Of this their ministry.
he spent, and spend.
No s'ory clu-er. round their name on earth;
Is Kept beck OF names Of greatest worth.
And there 10 given
plac, for sll who dld the Master please,
Though here unknown;
est rays
Before the throne.
Oh, take who will the boon OF fading fame,
But give TO ne
A pisce amopg the workers, though my
namo
FoYx often be;
And as within the book OF If, IL found
MY Iowy place,
Eo1tr and glory unto God reiouni
For all his grace.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
The Cotton Crop,

A telegram from Washington says
the statisticisa of the Department of
Agriculture, in the September report
" hich will be published to day }, gives
a statement of the cotton product
testsd by distribution, which shows
that his fioal estimates, made seven
months before the close OF the CONNER
cial year, have indicated the crop
within fraction Of one per cent. four
years oct OF five since 1881 The ears
movement just closed, amounting to
G So, $50 bales. according to the Na.
ticnal Cottou Exchsnge record, vsrifie 9
the department estimates of .ast Feb
ruary, which WAS 6.460 600 bales,
while al otner authorities made lower
figures.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
Heading Him on.

"Dlr. Featherly." said Robby at the
dinner table, "what's an averagep"
IAN aversgeP'
"Yes. Pa says you come to see sis
ter twice week on an average
Featherly was very much amused
After explaining to Bobby the mean
ing of the word, he said:
81 suppose you thought it was some
kind of carriage, Bobby2"
II thought perhaps it might be a
bicycle, but l knew it couldn't be q
carriage, because ma says you're too
mean to hire
"Bobby," interrupted his mother,
will you have another piece of pie?"
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
Lost an Eye.

One day last week, two men named
Charles T. Wyatt md Joseph Campbell,
became engaged in an altercation ON
the cars between Cape Charles and Del.
mar. when W, att struck Campbsll q
blow In the eye which destroyed the
sight. A warrant was issued and
Wyatt was arrais ned before Judge
Cummins last Saturday night, but as
the offense was committed beyond the
Jurisdiction of the city court, he Was
discharged.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
SUMMER COOKING

We have sold thousands oil
gallons Of NAPHTHA, CON-
monty called gasoline, for gaso-
line stoves, and none Of our Gus
toners ever reported an acci
dent. Whya Because we sell
none but the purest naphtha
being sweet, safe and Of good
strength. Delivered free to any
part Of the city. No charge for
cans.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
u EGISTER'S ORDER.
~ HEGISTER'S OFFICE.
ARX GARTI.u EAIrATY- nal

September 5th, iss7.
by, Administrstrin at. of William Kirby.
said county, deceased, 1t Is ordered
AdminstratriY aforesaid, give notice OF grant,
ing OF letters of Administration upon
the estate OF the deceased, with the date Of
granting thereof, by causing advertisements
TO be posted within forty days from the date
OF such letters in six of the most public places
OF the county of New Castle, requiring all
persons having demands against the estate 10
present the same. or abide by an Act Il As,
Bembly In such case made and provided and
also cause the same to be Inserted within the
same period in the DAILY REPUBLICAN. .
newspaper published In Whining ton, Del,
and 70 be Continued therein three weeks,
(e. 0. d.
II Given under the hand and Seal OF
L. 8. Once of the Register aforesaid, at
u Wilmington. in New Castle County
sforesaid, the day and year above written.
JOHN X. BRADFORD, Register.
NoTICK.-All persons having claims against
the estate of the deceased must present the
same, duly attested to the Administratrix on
or before Sept. bth, 1855, or abide the Act Of
Ell ZABhTII j, KIRBY,
Administratrix.
Address, Wilmington, Del. sept5.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

B. Hammer, cigar dealer. OF 40S
Madisan street, VINO has besu sick since
May 1s:., Ia slowly recovering and
would like his friends TO call and sss
him.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
A QUESTION ABOUT
BN0zvu'S Iron
BzihexS
ANS WERED
ANS WERED.

Ths question has probably bssq asksd thousand
Of times How can Browne Iron bittsrs cure every
thiugf" Well, doesn't But Il does cure any dsesss
Tor which reputable physician would prescribe IROs
Physicians recognize Iron as the best restorative
kssnt known 10 the profession. and inquiry Of AM
lending chemical hrm viii subetAntiate the assertior
that thsre mors preparations Of IRON than Of anJ
other substance used In medicine. This shows con.
elusvely that iron b acknqwiedsed 70 DO the mosi
important factor In successful medicsl practice II Il
howeysr rsmsItahls TACT, that prior 70 the discov.
y satizaotory iron coordination had ever besn found
BROWNS IRON BITTERStass::;; ;ysas ses ia,a.. s.a..
hsadachs Or prcduoe constipation other iron
medicines do. BROWNS IRON BITTERs
eures Indigestion, Biliousness, Weakness,
Dyspepsia, Malaria, Chiils and Feyer.,
Tired Feeling, General Debility Pain in the
Side, Back o. Limbs, IL adache and Neural.
gta-for all thsss ailments Iron Is prescribed daiy
BROWNS IRON BlTTERS ,hs; hsvss:, ss.. fs.: 1s |:
minute. Like an other thorough medicines, Il Act,
powK when taken BY pien the first symptom of
penent y renewed energy The muscles then become
rncr the Question improves. the bowels are active
u 1onen the snect 10 usually mora rapid and marked
ne % pe9n ~ once 10 brighten; the skin clear,
neaitny color comes 70 the ohseks; nervousness
1sAppean functional arrangements become regII.
ar. and II nursing mother. abundant snsfensncs
xuppiied for the child. Remember Brovn's iror
oiteers u the ONLY iron medicine that 4 moi m
lurious. ihySetoas and DvsgSists recommend
fhe Genuine has Trade Marx and cros.ed red ,nss
on wrapper TAKE NO OTuER.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

r,nA MlDDLEA8ED WO-I
~ =, 4, ssur Il housswork at Capi-
,srs.s,, oo:. llth AID French
- % tl0-3t
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
ron MLA,

sLLE-uJUD 2-STURY BRIOK
laslna Kitchen, No. go Chestnut
kkKa issl de,l; new tin roof; dry
kr Ntbie 10 nm; solling because
tw living IN Philadelphia. A
nfnlt SOD Apply 70 j. J. WILL
rs1i Chestnut and Acans sts..
nx, H. G., .eA l.. DAuphin street,
Mia "a. e9-lms
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

LSyn-A GlnL OK WOMAN
s, rr,,rsl hOussnork. Apply at tl7
sl0 2ts
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

k,,nn-BDAknERS AND TABLE
~, s.,..n: trt, class sc:ommo odations.
Ih n Eeet "e
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

-,,n.srsAuY AND AOllN
~, y, l, bridge work. Apply at the
,rl,,i W. si0 ''
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

KINDS OF EMPTY
lts.,,I., A, BUCklSHhAM'S 81
hi aipg streets.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

|iaLi-APROPERrY OEN TRIAL
nad, paying over Is per cent In
W. 'oruer stOre In good location
! sicnanse. Apply to ]. J..
AhlW. IN s., s23.f
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

Iryl-A PaOTEsTANT WHITE
|fth nrE 30 q good washer an q
NJ,-gson street. SOIL
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

sAlL-SSTORY BRIOK HOUSE
kth side 0! Lowering avenue,
lrSfsi iirees VIII sell cheap, and
nir1li purchaser. Monthly install
We Als Il: Lindon stroet. Apply
Mt VkRNuN. this ONCE, ilb.tf
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

go, ,,IRL FuK GENERAL
s,,, pnn At Bellevue hotel, s22s
nss"i' sl0.3ts
' uet.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

ErtI-rls AND SHEET IRON
ma apply TO JAMES Z. WHO'D
| na,snd uYinse s.s. al u
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

|TFtIL DAILY, 50 QUARTS . r
M, turs mllE. best Of references
iltlss, .Mlls,n this Office. SLIM
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

Mt-0NE 2aAORSE POWER
|gE teller, 10 good condition with
snsrL lDQu 70 Of WILLIAM
'eNAaO OJ., Nv. 2.3 West Tenth
a2o.tt
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

H,Rs sSSSs,7A Sias, a. soRREL a.
|s'ssSs,,,! !is 70, .iSer,' benz rss@f /" M \ -
b toas i,sas' ia.r Tho owner 10 re-
|sSssad y st,,xsfi, !, ar prove prop sriy,
. JOAN R.LYEAM.
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

Y /. ns.i,.ssI,ass,sSSo i,s,s ,soak gs,o. NO. N9 1885, WITH
lstSs.,a aadtr ia rsnnses sasises Fund Se-
/ l1Sl,., III, N, t'sSoe,ted sSs to return IL
LEWIS T. \ ss,cer; ! nth and Fr. .nch
Kaufman. $40 az sen
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

|hli,s \. n J.. : TORE AND
lVHs ~ tir, " Ia;nsll street. Ap.
|nt. 'ALhEk, No. 40 West
sl.l2,
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
For Rent,

IiSS IIsii Il: STORES lexl6 FT. ON
I'M , ''3Is,rn 3n Monroe and Adams
katt 'atae bulk window in ea,.h
llSS ea,i III anE business. INQUIRE al
a,,St sOi; q, IN, adjoining. Also a
-O'ulhg 1 and horses, s2-tf
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

.-DRuu OLEKK, WITH 2
,n.rispce; good wages for the
'ipw issa,,w Iiug, this etfice.
y hoo'' sI0.3ts
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

|sa;r,N ~. s.SR STORE PROP
Y Ron iSSnoh. Soh. Apply TO ROB
h'e'j E7enins buiidinx,
b il0-tf
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

|sl,,s,,, ,,s,,,sS.fuRNlshED,LAR,,EI
te aE Az gu. room. Also board.
Nn street sl08
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

|saiN l.aaa sA NlCE STORE; GOOD
Apply a, 100 East sth
67.tf
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

yyV HoOD STEADY
|np-ss mi, vii obtain emploj::
w. " HWorss, sixteenth su:et
,,,pus. ~, Apply carly. ~ u
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12

-s0AhDERs, AT sOl rAL !.
|GE |ossron, best Of reference
n sbls bcs'L
Daily Republican., 1887-09-12
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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-03-26

Omaha Engaged TO Mr.. De
Lovel Dear mel How do you wild
ows manage to step right in among us
young girls and carry of our incest
beaug
Young Widow-Well, in the frst
place, if we really like man. we dom
act as if we hated the very sight OF
him.
"You don't?" +,
"No, and IL he forgets himself and
happens To touch our hands, we don't
Jump as If he were reptile and look
as ii we thought he ought to go right
off and hang himself Don'tyou think
You had better adopt our planY'
81 guess I'll have to. My plan is too
hard work, anyhow" -Omdha World.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-03-26

Are among the most formidable known Diabetes
Bishts disease, gravel and other complaints q the
urinary organs. are not ordinarily cured IN severe
cases. but they may be averted by timely med'esion'
useful simuani Of the urinary glands has ever been
found in HoStetier's Stomach Biten, medicine
which not only affords the requisite stimulus when
they become inactive, but incrsAse. their ss'r ana
secreiive power. by increaine ~ ,ciivsfy OF me
kidneys and bladder, this medcin' - the addls'ona
effect Of expelng from the blooi imp I't'es which Z.
Is the peculiar Office Of those organs 70 eliminate and
pass or The Biiters is also purifier and strength
ener q the bowels. an inyigorant OF the stomach,
and matehless remedy Tor biliousness and lever ana
ague II eountsraets atendeney 10 premature decay
and susiains and eomfor.s the aged aud niirm.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-03-26
Mh.n Wnmen Nofe.

When women shall rule by the ballot,
Which they hope 60 attain soon or late,
How grand will sound President Flossie'
And Mamie Department of State)l
How dignitied Gertie and Winnie
win sit in their Cabinet chairs,
And Gussie, and Lulie, and kittie
Transact Governmental affairs
How majestic will Chief-Justice BERTHE
Inspire with judicial awe
Sweet Roxie, and Sadie, and Myrtle,
The learned cxpounders OF lawl
And when the great General Mollie
With her troops at the battle arrives,
Her name will strike fear TO the terrified
foe
And they'll turn and run for their liyes'
lid Bits.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-03-26

~ memory OH 6pEhnB-
In the golden glow of the glad Spring
weather,
The birds made music the whole day
long,
The winds were wing with lovers sigh
ing,
The stream was singing its silver song
The sunshine cleaned on the moorland's
heather,
The fields were bright with the cow
slips gold,
And light and glory were round the story
OF hope and promise your sweet lips
told.
For Bronchitis, or any disease OF the
Chest or lungs, believe Piso's Cure Tor
Consumption 10 be the best medicine OF
the present day.--Charles Berry, Great
Yarmouth, England.
I Our hearts were light as floating feather
That danced and spun with the breeze
az play;
No thought of sorrow, no dark "to-mor-
row.
Could cloud or shadow that bright to-
day
Rev. J. b. Bushart of Hastings, Tenn,
writes that Piso's Remedy for Catarrh
has done him more good than any thing
he ever tried.
But, O my darling, l know not whether
Your love was something too good to
keep
A Joy not given, but lent from Heaven,
Beyond the river SO wide and Deep
Piso's Cure for Consumption cures
when other remedies have failed. Sold
by all druggists at 20 cents per bottle.
But / know that never again together
We two shall stand in the sunlights
CLEAN;
shall meet you never until for ever
My feet have followed across the
stream!
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-03-26

swell, what is itY' queried Magis-
trate Thompson, after VIM. McDer-
mott a colored man, had kissed
the book at the Central.
"Why, dat fellow over thar he
cheated me outen $l.75," replied the
witness, pointing TO Isaac Silyerman,
a South street merchant in the dock.
allow did he do III"
"Why, he sold me pair of pants
for dat much money, and dey don't
&c me, and he wouldn't take 'em back
or give me de money
ask him 10 return the cashr'
"You bet did, boss, bout a dozen
times | guess. DE las time i were
dar the man went up stairs, and when
followed him he said 10 his gal In
Dutch what did she let me go up for"
allow do you know that was what
he saidY"
cease ken understand Dutch as
we'll as he ken"
"Well, you'er phenomenon. just
think of black man with an Irish
name that can talk Dutch. What
have you TO say, SilvermanT
"Vell, I'd gif der coon his monish
Dot is all / can say init IL.
The offer was fair, and the sui
ended.-Philadelphia North American
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-03-26

II was an old oriental doctrine that
women have no souls. More enlightened
philosophy comedies that they have pureF,
finer, more exalted souls than men. bnt
they are too often contained In feeble SUI
foring bodies, which hamper and retard
their full development. For all those
painful ailments incident 10 the sex, DIR.
Pierce's "Favoritc Prescription is the
best specific in the world, and IS sold under
positive guarantee that II will do all that
is claimed for il. Price reduced to one
dollar. BY druggists.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-03-26

"What do you call your dog, doc
tori" "Cinchona, because his bark Is
the only valuable thing about him
Burdette
Why women kiss each other is
An undetermined question,
Unless the dariings would by this
Give mana sweet suggestion
TEXAS Strings.
First citizen--"Well, l guess we
shall have pretty early spring this
year" Second citi.en--"As for me,
I'm sure Of It, My wife began her
spring bonnet operations two weeks
ago. HaUen Ne,rs.
Minister Ito boy who is digging for
worms -"Little boy, don't you know
that il is wrong TO work on Sunday, ex-
cept in case of necessity" Boy going
on with his digging)-"This is case
of necessity. A Teller can't go ishin
'thout bait" Brooklyn Union.
Young Schuyler Van Derk (who has
been assigned Il fair partner from the
west)-"S han't we look into the sup
per room, Miss Beefe." Miss Beefe
from Omaha -"No, thanks; I'd rather
round up than pasture, any time. Let
her go now, for the home ranch under
the fiddlers. Whoop-la"--Judge.
"What do you want?" asked the em-
ployer. "Work and pay" demanded
the strikers. That's fair enough,
said the boss, "and how will you have
it?" "You do the work and we take
the pay" demanded the strikers. Then
ne asked for time TO consider and the
walking delegate ordered them out
Blrdette.
Visitor-"And Is there nothing FOL
you TO eat in the houseY" Socialist
"Not bite, ma'dm, have we tasted fol
twenty-four hours" Visitor -(sym
pathetically) Why, what is the
trouble?" Socialist-"Well, you see
my wife has had the rheumatics so she
amt been able TO take in no washing
--Harper's Bdzar. o
Three different walters at a south
ern hotel asked little, prm, precis'
Harvard professor at dinner, in quicl
succession, if he would have soup. z
little annoyed, he said TO the las
waiter who asked: lis il compulsoryr
mo, sah," answered our friend ant
brother, "no, sab; l think It am moci
turtle" -HoteL Reporter.