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Three Kinds OF Kentucky Kisses.
From the Upton Local

Outside of those kisses bestowed by afYec-
tionate relatives. there can be but three recog-
nized classes of the genus kiss-as viewed from
a male standpoint. The first comes upon your
lips as If they were touched by q. smooth
planed, cool and insensate board. without life
sensation whatever. and not worth being gar
nered with tho hearts mementoes of
golden, happy hours. The second is q gentle,
yelvety kiss. very sweet and pleasant,
but vexatiously. unsatisfying to an ar.
dent nature. and but little more pronounced
The third is such as coral. tempting, passion
ate lips bestoy. for. about ten seconds, upon
your lips-'a lingering sweetness long drawn
out that not only steals your breath. but
seems to be, drawing your very soul from out
your body. A fellow may forget his mother
kiss he Is sure to forget her-but the recol-
lection Of that undwarfed. honest kiss will
abide with him q source Of Joy. and be com
mensurate with life itself.
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THE SUN, SUNDAY, DECEMBER is. lss7.-sIxTEEN PAGES.

disgust he led her through the beer saloon, into
| the back room. The saloon keeper came BACK
SSSrs sisn sSel his s ss%e 20, olss DOING Ms'; th hSra asd The he
lonR-legged man was sppeased with asmal
INTEREST WAVES AS MONEY RUNS SHORT.
.s Ths S NJ. D asY struck mr; 1 fSr il, Ss asS s Sa s NJ morn Sps
WASN'T There: ana Il vas p5omblssa him; A Al be
t s%a1ses from I m04&Sf Nj. 'fss possession 70 his
incrsased, hts order TO press the div9rSe, suit suit
Mrs. Lord need be in any hurry. Neither Of
them wanted to marry again In o hurry and
they could walt and let matters take l. their ssiF
sii more. fio Tor himself and ii for the notary
W Several easn days syst alter these s1l were given him
he promised to whoop things up; He said that
Of course nothing could be done, unit, that
case was reached. He would try to have thing,
hurried up by the court officers. He would
When Mr.. Lord called on him again on Fri
day. after waiting a week for some service,
about It and that the divorce would be, given
to him IN " or three months; 4 lawyer
named anne Il lawrence ,sne,S had the case ana was al
Mr. DUFF Is AN AWFUL LIAR.
"In what court was the suit brought. Mr..
a:Court of Common Pleas"
Part fve."
There is no such part OF the Court Of Com:
mon Pleas. There Is no such number as Ella
this year in the Court OF Common Pleas. The
highest number is not vet In four figures even.
Mr.. Duff said in this last interview that he. was
going to Cleveland in the evening. and there
was NJ, use Of his callers coming again for
The divorce would come along all right without
Mr. Duffs final words were:
ITS easy enough for q woman to get an alb;
limited divorce"
II INTERESTING CASE STILL I'm COURT"
This was the parting bit Of information. that
all In all cost $36. IL and one beer. What Mr..
Duff intends. to do further In the divorce suit
o., Lord against Lord 1t is hard, to say. Hs Is
still entitled by the terms OF the protocol to
Ss25 and court costs on producing az, absolute
decree Of. divorce and giving 1t to. Mrs. Lord.
She is still waiting. and has been living WITHOUT
Lord. The trouble probably. is that. Mr.. DUH
does not think It worth while to change the
divorce laws OF New York and procure q genu-
Inc, divorce for. s25 more. He assures both Mr..
and Mrs. Lord that they are as good as d.
vorced. for, as he puts It.
That separation paper is better than q de-
cree OF divorce"
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s~taghound. Cut to PIeee. by q Train.
From the london stand,

Shortly after / o'clock yesterday. Dec. 2,
London. Chatham and Dover Hallway. was
approaching FarnlnGhamroad Station, and
Just ms 1t was rounding q. sharp curve. the on
In hot pursuit OF q deer.
Before the, driver could reduce the speed q
moro Of the mounted huntsmen galloned along
the emhankment to endcavor to whip off the
remainder OF the hounds, and try to save tho
stag. At this moment an up train was APP
pronching. and had it not been for the prompt
itude Of the station master, who went to the
and the remainder Of the hounds would have
been killed. Ultimately. the stag. terrified by
the shrieking OF tho engine whistles. lay down,
and was easily captured.
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A IN LIFE.
Mrs. MoVauco Lying Breathiess and Pulse
loss, but Relieved to DO Alive.

GRAND FORKS d. T., Dec. 17.-Mrs. Nc
Vance, wife Of L. Mcyance. II Northern Pacific
official. is lying at the ingalls, House really
dead. or In a state Of trance 30 much resem-
bling Geath that 1t is impossible to detect the
difference. At two different times In her
lifetime she has boon supposed to be
ness and health, On Tuesday Mrs. Nc.
Vance was taken with a smell of iainting.
but recovered, and went to the dinner table rs
usual. but when abont TO seat herself WAS
taken with another faiting spell and was re-
moved to her room unconscious. There sbo
rapidly grew worse until respiration, ceased,
still no rigor mortis, and the features are as
calm, and almost as lifelike as one in slumber.
Her last words were:
My Godi Ny Godl Don't bury me alivsl"
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A Cell for wsyward Girls.
from the Sc Louts Globe DemocraL

The Police Board, with all the members
present, held a short. meeting yesterday after
noon. For the first time there was no member
room after tho pattern Of o cell. on tho third
floor Of the -Four Courts building, was dis
Harris. the police matron, and she Will have
charge Of 1t. II will be for the benefit OF run
away girls and other prisoners who do not do
eharaeters are met. The move Is q good one.
Chief H9Sblsr. Mayor Francis. and Commits
room yesterday afternoon, and II is probable
that work will DO commenced at once uDon It
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be the individual described In and who executed the
foregoing instrument and acknowledged that he execu-
ted the saine.
STATE W--Y- County a. .....
eight hundred and - before me personally came
- - TO be the individual described in and who
executed the foregoing instrument and Acknowledged
that no executed the same.
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TOO PARTICULAR ABOUT RED TAPE.

This document cost $50. When it was de-
1--WE 80 y S Sc9tt as Ms;aoW why l1,d there tp1, was not q
court seal cost $50 extra. and that IL he would
pay $50 more she would sell him. a genuine
1t was. No seal was bought. The original
bargain called for II seal. but Mrs. Jameson
tried to make $50 extra.
To make sure that no possible wrong was
done either the four detectives in the previous
case or to Mrs, Jameson in this one. tho
records of tho County Clerks Office were eX-
amined on Dec. 0. and no record OF any divorce
OF Henry d. Scott or Carrie NJ. Long wore found.
Neither is there any record Of such cases In the
court records.
A search in the court records showed the vast
number Of divorces that are annually granted.
Among the attorneys in many of the cases are
the very men whose methods OF doing business
and price lists are printed here.
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On the back are these blanks for the parties
70 Sign:
Sssi @-Y- ooGaes g.
ftght HUNDRED and Ssfors ms personally came 20
ted the came
On he day Of fl the year ons. thousand
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diNoiSo ou IL SIouuu " utSoTtlOH.
QUEER CHASE FOR A NOTARY.
After it was signed by Mrs. Lord, Mr.. Duff
called in n gray bearded man with long legs
and an unconfortably meek, countenaneo: In
his presence MIR. Dutf asked Mrs. Lord II she
understood what she had been signing. and
proclaimed In the presence Of the long-legged
Il will be s. party to no fraud OF any kind. I
understand Mrs. Lord to acknowledge that she
does this Of her own free will"
legged man was introduced as one Of Mr.. DufTs
assistants. and was trotted Off to find u notary
public to witness 70 Mrs. Lords signature. Mrs.
Lord went along The long.legsed mar trotted
was not n notary. The material clerk had Just
stepped out. He loped up TO the Morton House.
anu there the material CLERK had gone to din
ner. In front OF the Union square Theatre
legged man rushed at that. dragging, Mrs. Lord
cate belonged was not in. He was Of to sup
p psr ord Three b sd msn1 Sat TN asu might h ms, tired wsa
not only q detective and assistant to John Dun,
but nc was meek and patient. He trotted on
to Fourth avenue with his nose at full point for
s bui hlSiasy al PtHhs s ecrn Up Of r. Foa stsps e s II. e sna
naas'a with ase Mrs, T Tora teH 'Sihs;if Ssslad. m fss
bank was closed. and the notary man had gone
Lord Pord o N the ehs sidSwSalf.S fhe m notary 'S4 NAM there here;
was, at supper. There were two lawyers Offices
In the neighborhood but in neither OF them
went, with him, almost worn out. He said,
oh, ! forgot. There is 9 notery. public In
up Fourth avenue to . beer saloon near iii.
teenth street. He plunged down the steps and
found the notary inside. Much to Mrs. Lords
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Whether it be the best known form chills
and fever, or else bilious remittent, dou.
BILE ague or ague cake, is thst abominabe
di> order involving the liver. the bowels
and the kidneys. known as malaria
Every complaint classified under this
generic, though erroneous appellatiou, is
destructive of the nervous system, but is,
unhappily, not to be subdued, or even
checked, by the use of ordinary nervineS,
febrifuges or tonics There is, however,
prompt relief and ultimate cure to be
found in Uostctter's Stomach Bitters,
foremost among the proprietary remedies
of America, and widely known in other
lands Not only diseases born of mias-
ma, but rheumatic complaints. superin>
.duced by exposure in bad weather. inher
tied or incurred debility of the kidneys or
bladder, dyspepsia and an irregular con
dition of bowels, are eurahle-nay, Gers
tain to be cured by this deserVedly es>
teemed and professionally sanctioned
corrective
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

even perceptible arrangement Of the nerv-
Gus system Il can find nothing the matter
with you," he said. Il can't even account
for the extraordinary pallor of your COM
plexion. You completely puzzle men
"The pallor of my complexion is nothing"
she answered, little impatiently "In my
early life had a narrow escape from death
by poisoning | have never had a COM
plexion since, and my skin is so delicate l
cannot paint without producing a hideous
rash. But that is of no impor' ance. l
wanted your opinion given positively. be-
lieved in you, aud you have disappointed
me" Her head dropped on her breast
And so it endsl" she said 10 herself bitterly.
The doctors sympathies were touched.
Perhaps it might he more correct to say that
his professional pride was little hurt at
may end in the right way yet" he remarked,
''if you choose TO help me-
She looked up again with flashing eyes.
Speak plainly she said How can help
you2"
Plainly. madame, YOU come to me as an
enigma, and you leave me to make the right
guess by the unaiied efforts Of my art My
art will do much, but not all For example,
something must have occurred-something
quite unconnected with the state of your
bodily health-to frghten you about your
self, or you would never have come here to
consult me. Is that truei'
She clasped her hands in her lap. "T'hst is
true!" she said, eagerly. 4 begin to believe
in you again.
Very we'll You can't expect me to find
out the moral cause which has alarmed YOU.
can positively discover that there is no
physical cause for alarm; and (unless you
admit ME to your confidence | can do no
more"
She rose and took a turn in the room
Suppose tell your she said But, mind,
| shall mention no namest"
There is no need TO mention names. The
facts are all | want"
"The facts are nothing, " she rejoined Il
have only my own impressions to confess
and you will very likely think me fanciful
fool when you hear what they are. No mat
ter. will do my best to content you'll will
begin with the facts that you want Take
my word for it, they won't do much to help
you"
She sat down again. In the plainest posi-
bic words, she began the strangest and wild
est confession that had ever reached the
doctors ears
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

he placed her in the patients chair
Having possessed herself of his attention
she appeared. strangely enough, to have
nothing to say to him. A curious apathy
seemed to have taken possession of this reso-
lutte woman. Forced to speak first. the doc
tor merely inquired, in the conventional
phrase, what he could do for her.
The sound of his voice seemed to rouse her.
Still looking straight at the light, she said
abruptly: II have painful question to ask"
SWhat is it!r
Her eyes Travelled slowly from the window
to the doctors face. Without the slightest
outward appearance Of agitation she put the
painful question" in these extraordinary
words:
Il want to know, if you please, whether /
am In danger of going madf"
Some men might have been amused and
some might have been alarmed. DIR.
"yprow was only conscious Of a sense of
disappointment. Was this the rare case that
he had anticipated, judging rashly by ap-
pearanoesi Was the new patient only
hyPochondriacal woman, whose malady was
dsordered stomach, and whose misfortune
was weak brainl "Why do YOU come to
meP he asked, sharply. "Why don't YOU
consult doctor whose special employment
Is the treatment of the nsaner
She had her answer ready on the instant.
ooht go TO doctor of that sort,n she
SAD, Tor THE very reason that he is a special
Isl, ne mas the fatal habit of Judging every
body by lines and rules Of his own having
down come to you because nv case is ont
side Of ali lines and rules and because Won sre
famous In your profession for the discoyerv
Of mysteries in disease Are You sat,saedir
He was more than satisfied-his first idea
had been the right idea, after all. Besides
she was correctly informed as to his profess
sional position. The capacity which had
raised him to fame and fortune was his ca
pacity tunrivaled among his brethren) for the
discovery of remote disease.
a am at your disposal" he answered. let
me try if can find out what is the matter
with you
He put his medical questions. They were
promptly and plainly answered, and they led
to no other conclusion than that the strange
iaoy was, mentally and physically, in excel
lent health Not satisfied with questions, he
carefully examined the great organs of life.
Neither his hand nor his stethoscope could
discover anything that was amiss With the
admirable patience and devotion to his art
which had distinguished him from the time
when he was student, he still subjected her
TO one test after another. The result was
always the same. Not only was there no
tendency to brain disease-there was not
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

The best on earth can truly be said OF
Grigg's Glycerine Salve. which Is sure,
safe and speedy cure for cuts, bruises,
scalds, burns wounds and all other sores
VIII positively cure piles. letter and all
skin eruption. Try this wonder healer.
Satisfaction guaranteed or money refund
ed. Only 25 cents. Sold bv druggists.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Probably no bne thing has caused such
a. general revival of trade at Hartz &
Bahnsen's drug store as their giving away
to their customers of so many free trial
bottles of Dr. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. Their trade is simply
enormous in this very valuable article
from the fact that it always cures and
never disappoints. Coughs, colds, aSth,
ma, bronchitis, Group, and all throat and
lung diseases quickly cured. You can
test it before buying by getting trial
bottle free, large size 81. Every bottle
warranted.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05
The Baby is "AIl stopped ur

1--WE took it out riding in its carriage
and it went to sleep. 1t caught cold
while we were carrying it from the car,
riage back into the house." The Holman
Adjustable baby-carriage can be detached
from the wheels and carried into the
house without disturbing the baby. See
advertisement and send for catalogue
275 Wabash avenue, Chicago, NJ
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

The greatest medical wonder of the world
Warranted to speedily cure burns, bruises,
cuts, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, can
GERS, piles. chilblains, corns, tetter. chap
ped hands, and all skin eruptions, guaran-
teed to cure in every instance, or money
refunded. % cents per box For sale by
Harty e. Bahrsan
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

with J E. Loosely & Co, Successors to
Hayes Il CIeaveland) general insurance
agents. Fire, tornado, cargo, life and
accident insurance policies written at
lowest rates given by any reliable com
pany. Ocean steamship passage tickets
for sale Office removed to No. 1913
Second avenue, next door east of Nc
Intire s Co.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

is essential to good health; but at this
season it ls often lost, owing to the pow
erty or impurity of the blood, derangc,
ment Of the digestive organs, and the
weakening effect of the changing season.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is wonderful medi-
cine for creating an appetite, toning the
digestion and giving strength to the
whole system, Now is the time to take
1t. Be sure to get Hoods Sarsaparilla
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

The only trouble with the Rice Coil
Carriage Spring is that the man who has
one on his buggy is likely to go to sleep
while riding, so luxurious is the motion it
gives the vehicle.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

The price of this royal remedy, Dr..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription, Isl but one
dollar. Specific for all those chronic all
ments and weaknesses peculiar to women.
The only medicine for such maladies, sold
by druggists, under positive guarantee
from the manufacturers, thatIt will give
satisfaction or money refunded. See
guarantee on bottle wrapper. Large
b titles 81 Six for So.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

The wooden goods for street wear dur
ing fall and winter show unusual bril-
liancy OF tone.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

The average addepate of the day is not
happy without ballet or chorus girl at
tachment.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Girls who have plaid tops to their
walking shoes are ordinarily the ones
who use slang expressions.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

A moral and upright mister" is deal
better than soiled and brutal noble
F"
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Women Just from Paris" would have
us believe that the hustle is going out Of
fashion over there
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Opera hats will be quite as necessary q
portion of q fashionable womans attire
this winter as Sn opera cloak.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Epaulets of jet are fay6rite adjuncts of
fall and winter dresses.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

All sizes and best grades of Anthracite
coal 80 90 per ton, delivered to any pat
Of this city, usual discount for cash; cans
nel coal for CRATES SO.
f. E. Parmenter, attorney at law.
Makes collections loans money and will
attead to any legal business intrusted to
him. Office, postofiice block. Rock Isl
and, HIS. ds&w1y
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Attorney at law, loans money on good
security, makes collections. Reference,
Mitchell & Lynde, bankers, Office in
post office block
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

Accommodation trains leave Rock Islaud at6:O0
a. m. and 30 p m.; arrive ata0 a. m. and 800
p. IN.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

When franile woman sighs. dep 'oring
The charms that qnickly fade away,
What power, -he bloom of health restoring
Can check the progress Of decay!
Tto only aid that's worth attention,
For pains and ills Of such description,
Thousands of women gladly mention
'Tis .'PierCe's FayorIte PresCrtp1Iou -
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL.
RACINE AND =. W DIVISION
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

I'Uo b.l3 LV.---VaDe-- IL IT I,WIT 5:35
P. NJ A. N A. NJ P NJ
Small faced figures show arriving time at fol
lowing points when passengers leave Rock Island
at S :05 a, m FULL FACED when leaving at 30
y. m. Arrive at Bloomington. :0s p m. 9:32 p.
M; Danyillo, 4:05 p m., 1885 Il m; Springfield.
3:45 p. m. 4:l0 a. m. Alton. 6 % p. m. 6:I5 a.
m. in Illinois. Indianapolis, 7:20 p. m. $50 a. M
Terre Hante, 1oN0 p. m, 3:35 Il. m; Evansville
20 a. m, 1885 a. IN. in Indiana Cincinnati IL 35
p. m, T:45 4. n: springfield. 2O Il. M .. 9:45 a.
M, Columbus, J u a, M. lib n. m. IN Ohio;
It ouis, Mo 73D p, m. 7:15 Il IN Louisville
kv.. 1875 a m; Nashville, Tenn 7:20 m .
500 p m Connection from the above points
are dsrect and unequa ed Through sleeping and
rccljniRgchair cars run between Peoria and Co
lumhus.
II. R. SCDl.OW, r. SrDCKHOUSE,
SUPERINTENDENT SEM Tkt Aet.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05
Rock ISLAND 4 FRORIh
RAILW AY.

EAST AND SOUTHEAST.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05
ITO RE Continued
LOCAL NOTICES.

Insure in the Boylston Insurance Co. Of
Boston, Mass. organized 1872 Assets
nearly S1.000,000 E. w. Hurst, agent
Office over Rock Island National Bank.
Krell & Math have from foar to six
flavOrs of ice cream to select from, and in
making their fruit flavors they use moth
ing but the fruit itself for flavor. thereby
guaranteeing their patrons the fruit
flavors, and the purest ice cream to be had
in the three cities. Call and give them a
trial, and become convinced.
Rock Island daily Argus., 1887-11-05

MI. YOUNG. Agent.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-15
An Organ Grinders Talk.

Perhaps you think we organ grinders have
an easy time of it. Well, you try carrying one
of these heavy instruments around all day
and you may change your mind. Does it
pay. Well, that depends upon your capital.
You see, the majority of us hire the organs
by the day. An organ playing the latest
and most popular tunes costs more than this
old thing Eve got here, which only grinds out
what you Americans call chestnuts OF course
if you can give hepublc good music you at
tract larger crowd and run the chance
ofcollecting more pennies / have taken
in as much as 81 and S. in dav
with new organ. l make more money
in the poorer parts of the city The
people in the tenement houses treat me
the best There are only three or four places
in New York where You can hire organs and
SO they charge us pretty well for them. You
can get an old organ like this for 81 day,
but those playing the latest tunes come as
high as 50 and $50 day. Yes. you can
hire monkeys too, but I've found them more
Of a nuisance than anything else They
please the children, but they are apt 10 get
into trouble by biting some one or stealing
something when they go into the windows
after pennies. A monkey is q treacherous
beast and you never know what he is going
TO do next-Brooklyn Eagle Rambler
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1887-09-15

You wish to hire TO me as Geld handF
queried Farmer Hornypalm of an applicant
Eyes, sir.
t''What wages viii you expect.7
THAT depends upon the kind of fencing you
use-$lS with plank or rail fence, SO with
hedge or wire!--Detroit Free Press.
The evolution of script after printing
was invented, or for little time before,
can only be understood by a comparative
study of manuscripts as collated at great
European libraries. The inks formerly
used were rather paints than writing
fluids, since it was not desirable that they
should flow too freely from the stylus.
The use OF such as are popular now would
in ancient times have been impossible.
An inkstand in any Of the ingenious mod
ern forms was for this reason unnecessary.
The Arabs have used from time immemo-
rial the combined brass or silver pen and
ink case, the long part for his sharpened
reeds, and sort Of box with tight cover
at one end for his semi-1uid ink These
admit OF high degree Of ornament The
inkhorn of the clerk Of the middle ages is
often alluded to by old English writers. It
was the first parent Of the elegant thing
in cut glass which may be overturned with
impunity.-San Francisco Chronicle.