The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1887-02-18
FEBRUARY slFT,Mos.
This world is all fieetins show.
circus. quite complete;
And he who has the fattest purse
Will have the finest seat.

"'.enoahce on W edneSday evening.
It's some satisfaction to know tha,
coal is $50 ton at Fl. Benton. Montana
The Un'cersity Herald is the name OF .
monthly issued by the Mitchell Univer-
sity.
Harker & Birds new store room pre.
sents very neat and attractive appear
ancc.
lhcre are only two counties in Dakota
free from debt. They are Billings and
Ward
The Kimball Milling Co. are finding q
ready sale for all tie -four they can
make.
IT is generally conceded that the pres.
ent winter is the coldest ever known in
Dakota.
Times are hard it is true: but We are
making hard time subscription rates for
the GRAPHIC.
County Supt. Sanborn has called a
teachers institute to meet at Chamber
lain tomorrow.
Ashton people are leaving the town in
droves. An ametuer minstrel company
is rehcarsing there.
A credulous English paper gravely
asserts that western grasshoppers are put
up in this country for sardines.
Dr. F. E. Miller wears white kid
gloves and Judge ]. B. Long light hat,
still spring persists in hanging Gre.
We neglected to mention last week
that the city fathers have extended the
penalty ON city taxes until March 1.
Notwithstanding there is 500, ,OOO, 900
invested in poultry in this great country
OF ours. there is u great scarcity of eggs.
AS will be seen by local notice else
where, Miss Belle jacobson has again
opened her millinery and dress making
store.
Sam Jones refused to address a gather
ing of newspaper men at Boston. His
work appears to be exclusively among
sinners.
Mr.. 7 year itch has stalked into the
public schools of Alexandra and they
say the young'uns are scratching to beat
the deuce.
The Iooa State Register, published at
Des Moincs. the leading paper Of Iowa,
can be had with the GRAPHIC for 81 per
year for both papers.
Many people wonder what has given
woman the reputation of being such a
terrible talker. The answer is simple
one-it is her mouth.
A mum social" at which mush and
milk was fired down the nccks of those
attending. took place at the NJ. E. church
last Tuesday evening.
A. F. Rudolph has rented his farm to
brother of John S. Stewart, who came
from Wisconsin last fall and has been
here since visiting his brother.
We neglected to note last week the
improved interior appearance Of l.. D.
Bardin's store. His stock has been re.
arranged into q more attractive shape
Petitions have been circulated all over
the territory. asking the Legislature to
enact prohihitory law. Ono of the
petitions has BEN circulated in Kimball.
One c: our exchanges says that tea.
spoonful of turpentine. taken every two
hours, is sure cure for dipntheria. Sc
is teaspoonful Of arsenic, for that mat
ter.
Remember that by subscribing now,
you can secure the Gn'Pn1c and the
Dakota Farmer for one year and 81
worth Of choice seeds OF your own Sc
lection all for 81.
Why is it that if we have four matches
and wooden toothpick in vest pockkt
and want a match for any purpose, the
toothpick will present itself 81 times out
Of possible hundred.
The GRAPHIC will wager consider
able amount that DR.. Hollinger, of Kim
ball, has successfully ushered more ba
bies into the v orld than any physician
Of his age in Dakota.
The house has passed bill authoriz
ing counties to pay s cents apiece TO,
gopher tails and charge the same to the
territory. II the bill becomes law you
want to gopher 'em, boys.
Notwithstanding Solomon has 7Ot
wives-more or less-we sometimes envy
his luck. Possibly there was one among
the number who kept buttons on hi
shirt-though not probable.
When the GRAPHIC is constantly beinl
asked to exchange by newspapers al
over Iowa and Minnesota rs well a,
Dakota it is natural to suspose that it i.
known long ways from home.
Mr.. Joseph Klingaman was IN tow
Tuesday for the first time in nearly two
months. He has been troubled with
rheumatism, but is now. we are pleased
to note, fast gaining his strength.
If you wish neat and tasty job worl
leave your orders at this office. W.
use none but the best of stock and guar.
antee satisfaction always A poor jol
is not allowed to leave this office.
A Nebraska City bachelor declare,
that the girls down there are SO anxioul
to get married that man $50 homely
that the reflection Of his face would den
new milk pan" can &c. dozen offer
in day without asking.
They do say that girl never looks sc
pretty to young man ~ when she ha
just refused to be his swife-Erchangc.
On the contrary. a fellow once told U
that he discovered the freckles on hi.
girls nose for the frst time when sh
mittened him.
A house and its contents located tev
miles south Of the Cornelias Nillers
| farm-16 miles south Of Kimball-iI