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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
Wise Small People.

Small Jamie was at his devotions
one royal winters morning. Now it
happened that great hill sloped just
past the window near which our little
worshipper was kneeling, and honesty
compels me to acknowledge that one Of
Jamie's eyes was intent on temporal
things, while the other was piously
given up to those OF spiritual i'm
port. Midway in the petition Jamie s
temporal eye spied PROSTATE figure
coming jubilantly down hill. 1t was
too much for the small mans piety.
The spiritual eye flew open wide, and
Jamie darted to the window, and with
an excited "Who-oo-p!" then dropped
upon his knees and ended his prayer
EDIToR's DRAWER, in Harper's Maga-
zine for May.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
|3 PHYSICIANS |
| FAILED. |
THE oUTGRoWTH OF "A VAST z

The treatment Of many thousands of cases
of those chronic weaknesses and distressing
ailments peculiar to females, at the Inyalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y,
has afforded a vast experience in Ricely
adapting and thoroughly testing remedies
for the cure Of womnn's peculiar maladies.
DIR. Picrce's FavOrite Prescription
is the outgrowth. or result, of this great
and valuable experience. Thousands Of
testimonials. received from patients. and
from physicians who have tested 1t in tho
more aggravated and obstinate cases which
had baffacd their skill, prove it to be the
most wonderful remedy ever devised for
is not recommended as " "cure-all," but
ns q. most perfect Specific for woman's
peculiar ailments.
AZ q powerful, islvigornting tonic,
1t imparts strength to the whole system,
snd to the uterus, or womb and It's ap-
pendagcs, in particular. For ovcrworked,
"worn-out, J" "run-down." debilitated teach
ers, milliners, drcssmakers, seamstrcsses,
"shop-girls." housckeepers. nursing moth
ers, and feeble women generally, DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the great
est earthly boon, being unequalled as an
appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. It
promotes digestion and assimilation OF food.
AA4-ess, WORLDS DKsPl
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

cures nausea, weakness of stomach, indi-
gestion, bloating and eructations Of gas.
As q soothing and strengthening
nervine," Fayorite Prescription /" is un,
equalled and is invaluable in allaying and
subduing nervous excitability, irritability,
exhaustion, prostration. hysterta, spasms
and other distressing, nervous symptoms
commonly attendant upon functional and
organic disease of the womb. 1t induces
rcfreshing sleep and relieves mental anx-
iety and dependency.
sBr. Pierce,s FaVOritc Prescription
is a legitimate medicine, carefully
compounded by an experienced and skillful
physician, and adapted to wornan's delicate
Organization. 1t is purely vegetable in its
composition and perfectly harmless in its
). aFayorite Prescriptionn - is q posi-,
obstinate cases of leucorrhea, or whites"
excessive flowing at monthly periods. pain
prolapsus or falling Of the womb, weak
back, "femalc weakness" !" anteyersion, re-
troversion, bearing-down sensations, chron-
ic congestion. Inflammation and ulceration
of tho womb, Inflammation, pain and ten-
derness in ovaries. accompanied with "in-
tcrnal heat"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
A Sensible woman.

The Princess of Wales is always to
be found on the side of common sense,
and in having her daughters taught the
complete art of dressmaking has set an
example which ought to be widely fol-
lowed by women to whom it mnst be
of much greater consequence. The
Princess herself is known to be COM
pletely up both in theory and practice
and this is the great reason why she is
always so perfectly dressed, and why
her dressmakers find her so difficult to
satisfy with anything short Of the best
cut and workmanship.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
EXPERTEsYJCE.

In pregnancy, :" Fayorite Prescription"
is "mothers Cordial" relieving nausea,
weakness of stomach and other distressing
symptoms common to that condition. If
its use is kept up in the latter months of
CESSATION, it 80 prepares the system for de-
livery as to greatly lessen, and many times
almost entirely do away with the sufferings
of that trying ordeal.
aFavorite Prescription. - when taken
in connection with the use of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. and small laxa-
tive doses of DR.. Pierce's Puigatiye Pellets
Hittle Liver Pills., cures Liver, Kidney and
bladder diseases. Their combined use also
removes blood taints, and abolishes can
cerous and scrofulous humors from the
aFavorite Prescription. - Is tho only
medicine for women sold, by druggists,
under positive guarantee, from the
manufacturers, that 1t will give satisfac-
ton in every case, or money will be re-
funded. This guarantee has been printed
on the bottle-wrapper, ond faithfully car
rIed out for many years. Large bottIes
u00 doses) S1.0O, or six bottles for
ER- Send ten cents in stamps for DR..
Pierces large, illustrated Treatise Q60
pages) on Diseases of Women.
], COS uain street, RUFFALOs N. =,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
An Original American.
Boston lawyer, cross-questioning

Boston lawyer, cross-questioning
Cape Cod witness: care you native or
foreign bornp''
.'Native, / guess"
"Sure?'
"sartain; they amt a drop OF for
eign blood in ME nor of my relations.
nor they never WANT
..Indeed? This is an interesting his
torical and genealogical fact, if true.
Now be careful you don't perjure your
self. You say there never was a drop
of foreign blood in the veins of your
ancestors; what proof have you of the
rectness of this extraordinary state
mentPn
proof! Don't / know? Why, my
forcfathcrs was the original Americans
that come over in the Mnyflowcr! Sh'd
think | oughter know who my ances-
tors is!''
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
Sisters, Don't Get Weary.

Very few women distinguished nlit-
eraturc have attained fame before reach
ing the prime of life. George Eliot was
SS when her first story was published.
Elizabeth Browning-37 when she mar
ried-produced her best work after
her marriage. Mrs. Stoves "Uncle
Tom was not published till the author
was SO, and Miss Alcotts first note,
worthy story was published when she
was 81. II. H. was hardly known in
literature until after she was 40. These
facts should be consoling to ambitious
young writers, whose manuscripts are
returned with thanks"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
Agony is Courted

By persons who, attacked by mild form of
rheumatism, neglect to seek prompt relief.
Subsequent torture is prevented by an i'm
mediate resort to Hosteher's Stomach
Bitters. Slight exposure, an occasional
draught, will beget this painful malady,
where there is a predisposition to it in the
blood. 1t is not difficult to arrest the trouble
at the outset, but well nigh impossible to
relation to this superb blood depurent is
more positive than that which establishes
its efficacy as preventive and remedy for
rheumatism. Not only is it thorough, but
safe, which the vegetable and mineral
disease,are not. Besides expelling the rheu-
matte virus from the system, it overcomes
fever and ague, biliousness, constipation
and dyspepsia.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Being entirely vegetable, no particular
care is required while using DR.. Pierce's
pheasant Purgetive Pellets" They oper-
ate without disturbance to the constitution,
diet, or occupation. For sick-headache,
constipation. impure blood, dizziness, sour
mouth, bilious attacks, pain in region of
kidneys, internal fever, bloated feeling
about stomach, rush of blood to head, take
DR.. Pierce's s.Pellets.n By druggists.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
A Successful Enemy of tile Run. Friend.

Liquors and Beers have half ruined tho
world, and the struggle Of poverty has dec
GRATED their path for a 1000 years. Women
have prayed and legislatures made laws in
vain. The pocket influence Of these devils
have defied God, even. It is providence
that little plant has been discovered that
is utterly harmless, which is able to kill the
rum appetite, satisfy tho drinker better, and
furnish larger profit for the dealer. 1t
stops nervous exhaustion, effects of over
work and dissipation at once, acting like
food. This will hit harder than law. The
druggists and bar keepers say the sale is
enormous. Women say they can do double
work with less fatigue on 8 cts. worth per
day. They callit Moxie Nerve food. Moxie
Nerve Food Co., No. SO N. State Street,
Chicago.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Mark Twain made speech at the
Trinity College athletic meeting, in the
course of which he said that he had
had clerk who went into athletics and
afterwards stole $4,000. Under the
circumstances, this was considered ex-
tremely witty--by Mark Twain.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
A Handy schoolmarm.
An Alabama committeeman writes to

An Alabama committeeman writes to
a normal school that the town is very
well satisfied with its teacher. He says:
"She tries to make everything just as
pleasant as she can. She don't mind
work. She takes the AK and cuts wood
went to the woods one evening after
school and helped to saw off two cuts
after 4 o'clock. The people are very
well satisfied with her." Where is the
person who says that Georgia women
are not on the high road to emancipa-
tionP
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Owing to ill-health tho Empress of
Austria this year was obliged to forego
the customary washing of the feet Of
twelve old women on Maunday Thurs
day at the Hofburg. She made them
rich gifts instead.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Gen'l Samuel I. Given, Ex-Chief of
Police, Philadelphia, Pa, writes; "Yoars
ago was permanently cured by st.
jacobs Oil. have had no occasion to
use it since. My family keep iton hand.
Its healing qualities are wonderful"
Sold by Druggists and Dealers every
where.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

To eradicate dandruff, and keep the scalp
moist and clean, use Halls Hair Renewer.
The lives of many children have been
saved by the timely use OF Ayers Cherry
Pectoral.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

"As Is the bud bit with an envious worm
ing worm consumption. But it can be made
to release its hold and stop its gnawing.
DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery
will IL taken in time, effect permanent cures
not only in consumption, but in oil cases Of
chronic throat, bronchial and lung diseases
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

The proprietor ofthe "Plain Dealer
Fort Madison, Iowa, Mr.. j. H. Dutfus,
writes: 1.-Two years ago | was cured of
rheumatism in my knee by St. Jacobs
Oil; have had no return; two applica-
tons did the work"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Guilty. 30 Lord he began, SO as to get
the best possible light on it, 20 Lord,
we'-(then stopping to spell ont dim
word 1--WE thank Thee for Thy
(another halt) )-.'for Thy"-dammit,
boys, can't read it. "-Cil City Derrick.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Send your address on postal card for
forty-eight page book on tSoap Making'
Free. Red Seal Lye Co., 24S North Third
ST., Philadelphia. Pa.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Fits: All Fits stopped free by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first
days use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and
500 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to
DR.. Kline, 9S1 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

According to statisticians there are six
young unmarried ladies in New York, who
are worth in tho aggregate, nearly five
million dollars.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

The Methodist Church gained one hun
dred thousand new members in the United
States last year.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

A telescopic attachment to the objective
of the camera is the latest contrivance for
the taking of long-distance photographs.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

People who make it their business to at
tend to other peoples business aud neglect
their own business have no business to lay
claim to success in any business.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

About one hundred boys are in the plumb
ing class of the New York trade school on
gagged in studying the art.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

An excellent paste for use in scrap books
is made Of rye flour, gum arabic and q drop
of carbolic acid.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
Countcrfcits.

Aliens ttIron Tonic Bittersn have proved
q grand success for the cure of Liver Com
plants, Dyspepsia and Blood Disorders, and
hence the country is flooded with base i'm
itations. Beware! All genuine bear the sig
nature Of j. P. Allen. ST. Paul, MINI.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

nlNncD cured without cutting or burn
URNUcf1 ing. Address DIR. WALKER, l2d
South Clark St, Chicago, Ill.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Michigan ships railroad ties to New
Mexico. They cost upon their arrival at
their destination one dollar and a-half
each.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

A dish of water set in the oven with
cake will prevent its becoming scorched.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

IT'D EE send &c ,or agents complete ou,
MINNEAPOLIS CARD CO., Minneapolis, Ninn
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

a r. TO os A DAT. Samples worth 81 90
MI FREE. Lnesnot under the horsc'sfee WritA
w BREMsTKE sAfETY REII HOLDER Co. ,Hslly, HIes.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable
to use. 1t is not liquid or snuff. SOC.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Captain Paul Boynton says that any one
can go to the North Pole in his rubber suit.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

TyEAF-A very interesting So-page bcois Gu
~ Deafness, Noises IN the Head, DC. How
relieved. Sent free. Address NICHOLSON,
III McDougal ST., New York.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Wanted Gentlemen and Ladies to Learn TeYs.
graphing. Tuition not paid until position OBJ
tanned. Address DR.. Valentines College, O
Washington ST., Chicago, Ills.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

Ceylon is the only English colony that
anything to the Imperial navy.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

wh.n Baby waa sick, we gave he- ca,tona,
Whom she WAS q Child, sho cried for t,sstoria,
Whom she became Miss, sne clung to Cas.ori.,
Whom sho lad Cbildren, she saro them Castor:a
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
his 1sE is Season

his THE Season
FIJI which to purify and enrich the blood, to
restore the lost appetite, and to build up the
system, as the body is now especially suscept-
ible to benefit from medicine. The peculiar
medicinal merit Of, and the wonderful !cures
by Hoods Sarsaparilla have made 1.-THE most
popular spring medicine. 1t cures scrofula,
salt rheum, and all humors biliousncss, dys-
pepsia, headache, kidney and liver COM
plants, catarrh, and all affections caused by
impure blood.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
ri take Hoods Sarsaparilla and md 1t the
best medicine for the blood ever tried.
Large quantities OF 1t are sold In this vicinity.
AS blood medicine and spring tonic 1t
stands ahead of oil others" II. N. PHILLIPS,
Editor sentinel-Advertiser, Hope Valley, R. I.
Spring Medicine
My little boy, three years old, has been ter
rible sufferer. Last spring ho was one mass
of sores from head to feet. ] was advised by
n friend to use Hoods Sarsaparilla, and we
have oil taken It. The result is that all have
been cured Of the scrofula, my little boy being
entirely free from sores, and all four of my
children lare now looking as bright and
healthy ns can be-" w. B. ATHERToN, Pas
sale City, NJ.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for IS. Pre-
pared only by c. 1. HOOD CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12
s 100
THROWN Away.
| The GREATEST |
| EARTHLY Book


The 'Favorite Prescription
poor suffering women"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

AAset WORLDS DIsPENsARR MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1887-05-12

haustion or prostration, another with
and Indifferent, or over-busy doctor, seI
, such, when, in reality, they are al onl
encourages lis practice until large bill
'rong treatment and consequent compile
Id have entirely removed tho disease,
d misery.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-07-26
Missouri PatenCs.

List of patents granted to the citi
zens of Missouri for the week ending
Saturday, July %, as furnished
from the Office of E. G. Seward. sole
itor of patents and counsellor in pat
ent causes, GA F street Washing
ton, d. G.
j. Arner, Esrom, rotary engine.
j. Bronson, Kansas City, book
cover.
ID. Burnett and L. DeLeslie, Flor
isant, railway crossing.
F. Brosten, St. Louis, paper cut.
ter.
A. Loehner, St. Louis, combined
ratchet drill and die-stock.
7. Murphy, St. Louis, sprink-
w. Meyers and A. Smith, Cosby,
clip for eveners.
A. Poulson, St. Louis, thill coup
ling.
Z. Rombauer, Carthage, hand
car.
A. Saunders, Martinsville, hosting
apparatus.
S. Schwab, Windsor, combined last
and stretcher.
W. Sergeant, Marshall, circle
sorting attachment for squares.
A. Stewart, Chillicothe, whifnetree
hook.
j. and B. Taylor, Kansas City,
safety catch for elevators.
P. Thurman, Florence, drag saw.
j. Tut, Kansas City, dust guard
for car windows.
r. Writ, Independence, hose reel.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-07-26

Der of the firm is kept in ignorance of
the business. does not often give sat
isfactory return and it is quite
safe to saw that in this life partner
ship few husbands have cause to re-
pent giving business confidence to-
their wives. She who takes upon
herself the name of wife should kind
ly but firmly insist on knowing what
she can safely spend and when and
where it is necessary to retrench and
under such insistance a husband
should most gracefully yield, Will
liep'
every well, Dolly, answered Will,
maybe you had better retrench
little now, and not buy that lace
dress, there's nothing like being prac-
teal, my pet. "and Will laughed very
heartily at his teasing wit. Never
theless / think. most women will in
those matters agree with yours truly,
- DOLLY.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-07-26
MORE POISONED HORSES.
Over One Hundred Animals Attic
ted i'm the Car Company's
Stable.

New York July 23.-It was generally
supposed that but twenty horses of the
Third Avenne Railroad Company had
been mysteriously poisoned about q week
ago, but il is now admitted by the officers
of the company that the number was about
one hundred end twenty-five. But twenty,
however, had been seriously affected,
the others being able to work. OF the
above, twenty-nine have died and two or
three only are still unfit for work. The
poison administered was cyanide of potss-
SUM, there being too little of il to kill
more than thirty or forty horses, even If it
had been more evenly distributed. Presi-
dent Lyons is still continuing his investi-
cation, but seemingly with little success.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruel
to Animals claims to have discovered
several clues which may lead 10 the arrest
and conviction of the guilty. Charles
Hankerson, OF the society, said "There
was more than one in the plot. One
could have easily deposited the poison in
the barrows of food given to the horses,
but he would need somebody to prevent
his being detected outright. Anybody who
knows anything about such cases would
naturally bring it to this society, and SO,
without having entered the buildings on
Sixty-fifth street, we claim to know more
about the case than anybody else. The
hay, oats and grain are cut by machine,
and this would afford an excellent oppor-
tunity to do the dastsIdly deed very quiet
ly. The penalty for such crime is i'm
prisonment for one year and fine OF
$3.50.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-07-26
Antiquity Of NeedIe.Work.

Eeedle-work is as old as Eve; fancy
needle-work, however, is probably not
quite so old, so that even the elder OF
the two is triie younger than the
hills, by whose age it is popular Gus
tom to measure time. George Sand,
in her autobiography, says of needle
work: 81 think that this exercise has
q natural attraction for women, an in
visible charm, which / have felt at
every period of my life and which has
tranquilized my strongest agitation. "
Another writer says: The woman
who has a mind too lofty to be occupied
in the needles cunning handiwork may
be all that is estimable, all that is
lovely and all that is amiable, but she
is trying person to stay with in wet
weather at country house. She may
be helpmate for man, but no woman
would choose her for a lifelong COM
pauion.-N y Herald
How shall l get my voice com.
pletely under my control?" asked Mis-.
Chestnote of Prof. Pianissimo, who ha,
Just listened to her rendition of When
the Robins Nest Again" Ibid name;
ever try re muzzle7" inquired the pro.
fessor, who was too much of gentle
man to openly express his opinion o.
her singing.-N Y. Mail.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-07-26

Marc Castle, where he was confined,
and where just previous to his execu-
ton in the Psseo, fifty Americans.
compatriots of his, were taken out and
shot to death, while two hundred
more remained in dungeons only to
share the same fate two days later.
1t would, perhaps, be much more
interesting for me to write than for
others to read a complete account of
my experience while in that old city,
so will only say that l am this far en-
route home, homesick and longing to
again reach the fairest city in Mis-
souri,, otherwise Sedalia. With best
wishes of HELEN Fry.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-07-26
Hay Fever.

Is an inhamed condition of the lining
membrane of the Hostrils. tear-dHcts and
throat, affecting the longs. An acrid
mucus is secreted, the discharge is accom-
panied with a burning sensation. There
are severe spasms of sneezing, frequent at
tacks of headache, watery and inaamed
eyes. Ely's Cream Balm is remedy that
can be depended upon to quickly relieve
and cure, so cts. at druggists; by mail
registered, 6Oc. Ely Bros, 2S5 Greenwich
Street, New York.