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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14
PERSO SONAI.,

THE PRINCESS BEATRICE writes music
snd plsys the piano ana 'orgsu with marked
sbiitty. '.nra" '.'-rra -,""' '. a'-.r.'
GOVERNOR BEAVER IL going 10 piant trees
on Arbor Day. On the morning Of April z
the stroller ON the Sus4uehanns bank wiz
see the governor direct . pick and shovel
brigade In front Of the executive mansion -
Il plants young elms in places most bare.
"JENNIE JUNE" (Mrs. J. c. Croly), who
for about twenty yesrs has 20 ably adned
Demoresfs Mdyusine, ieaves Il April IS 10
@ke possession of Godey's Laay's Book, Of
which she has purchased Q dear balf, and OF
which she will have the sole aditoyship She
writes that she intends to change its present
character and make 1t more representative oi
the interests OF women.
THE Rev. JOHN WELSH DULLES, D. D.,
. well.known clergyman OF the Presby.
terian church, died on Wednesday in Phils.
delphis, after an illness ofabout three M0nths'
duration. He was born In that city In 1923,
and graduated st Ysio college IN 1874. He
also studied msdioiDe, and, Ia lsA6, was
resident physician OF the Philadelphia hos
pitsl. He selected the clerical profession,
however, aud gradusted from the Union
theological seminary In ls4a. "'''" ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

IAN amended revenue bill has been pro.
psred by Auditor General Nilea II makes
no concessions 10 trust companies and
other corporations who viii have tc
ray tax on personal property, inciud.
ing money at interest, bonds mortgages, etc.
Exceptions are made OF mercantile hook &C.
counts, money deposited In savings funds
money deposited with other corporations
subject to check without notice, and III
money owned or invested In other stateA
The clause exemp,ing building and losn -
socistions from the three mil tax - amended
70 include churches, hospitals, uniyersities
colleges, seminaries or institutions OF learn
Ing, benevolence or charity whose buildings
with the grounds annexed and necessary 70
occupation, are now by law exempt iron
| taxation.
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The Verdict Uuanimous,

You are feeling depressed, your appetite is
poor, you are bothered with Headac he, you are
6dgety, nervous. ana generally out of sorts, and
want to brace up. Brace up, but not with stimu.
lants. spring medicines. or bittsrs, which have
for their basis very cheap, bad whisky, and
which stimulate you tor An hour, and then leave
you In worse condition than before. What you
want Is Alternative that will purify your blood.
start healthy action of Liver and Kidneys, re-
store your Vitality, and give rene wed beal tn and
strength. Such a medicine you will md In Elec-
trio Bitters, ana only 50 cents a bottle at H. B.
Cochran's Drug store, lS7 ana ly North Queen
street, Lancaster, Pa .-r ... (D
COUGH. wHOOPING COUGH and Bronchitis
II b. Cochran. drugHtst Nos. La and l8 North
Queen St., Lancaster. Pa (N
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Mo,h.r.i slo,her. Moshsr.,I

Are you disturbed at night ara broken Of your
rest by sick child suffering and crying with
tho excruciating pain of cutting tooth II %.
60 at once and get bottle OF n RS. WIkSLOw's
SOOTHING sYKUP. 1t viii relieve the poor
little suffer Immediately depend upon It; there
10 no mistake abouti It, There 10 not . mother
on earth who has ever used It, who will not tell
you At once that It will regulate the bowels, ana
give rest to the mother ana relief and heslth "a
the child. operating like magic. II 10 perfectly
and 10 the prescription OF one Of the oldest and
best female physicians and nurses in the United
states. Sold everywhere. Is cents bottle.
.' I.... mAy3ilya&W
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a POSBR 1O8 Para.
How Oomnissionsr .ObsrAU's smart DssShsass
| 900. Cos the LauSh - Hin i,aro..r-. ..a'

How Oomnissionsr ObsrAUs smart DssShsass
900. Cos the Lsash Q. Hin. i.-r"..'..a ,.4
Civil Service COmmisionsr John H.
oberly In the happy father Of six OF the
brightest and jolliest girls in Washington
The commissioner 10 naturally proud OF his
clevsx ds0ghterA but sometimes In the
privacy OF the homo circle no sttempts to
crush their exuberaht spirits by comparing
them, always 70 their disadvantage,' WITH
other young ladies' OF their acquaintance
Sometimes the commissioner succeeds, soms-
times he does not The other evening when
COl0nsl OSerIy dropped into bis seat ~
the dinner. tsbls 1t wss n0aicsd that his
lace wore Q troubled look. He sighsd
heavily, and then ~ bis gaze rested .upop
each Of his blooming dsughiArs. hs sighed
"What's the MISTER, psps!". chorused
several Of the female vOiceA a. ......... ,4.
Shaking hts head sadly the oommissionsr
ii grieve to ssy that / am disspnointad In
ny daughters had hoped that they would
nSS, Sro% up brlsh! and clever. am sure they
Al thus point one Of the young ladies sit.
SnS nT "a di1esIy ,ns Opposite looked the colonel
WAS simple question and { little word
81 three lettern, but 1t bothered the commie.
Noner more than the most abstruse problem
en nieruie Drain had ever held fox the con.
l vice,
He could hardly say without the Rrosssst
Sonceit that the young ladies ought 10 be
clever u the descendants OF 20 brilliant /
father, 80, after turning very red In the fscs
md coughing several times TO hide his en-
bsrTassmsnt the Commissioner meekly re
piled; Because, my dsas, your mother 4
20 superior womsn.h Tue excuse Was 10,
transparent and the laugh which ran aroun,
the table sattsfied the Commissioner thss tn
young ladies' were " on 70" him. This hsp
bened over Q week ago, and since that TIN
Colonel Obesiy has stIdiously reirained fr0u
further reflections upon his clever dsukhtssl
lack Of brilliant qualities
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OoasAs Oaaso1 ~ oDs0shea, woman.
Julis Lawtea, Of Aihna, ~ woman who
was srrsstsd On Monday charged With bsing
pmplicatsd In csusins the nre which resulted
IN the cfsmation OF NathpW Aalsoek sud
khres children, q Asyen' Point N. T., on
the night OF March e AAs nnelsiasa thas she
hocidsntAlly ansd the harn adjaosnt = 1a.-
ss1ts ss S.siSs eK GSssS,Sns nsaaisGn ~. $500 -
80 was under IS indSsScs {. .oINi1 -
Whisky when this Wag doao ed o6 ~
Ssllisc the eoaseQueneea a9 hushana, 9.
- e y = {. - '. ss's;Is - ~ s'a! :
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/ l., "a Prank ofJohp T. RAY moud.
From talk with hun 10 The New ork G r.

IRON taik with hun 10 The New, York Craphic
(iss5,. .- .I..,... -.. 20 - -..
! must tell you Of . clever game he
lsotherh) and put up on couple Of Eng.
lishmen. We got Into . railway compsrt-
ment at Birmingham, prepared for fun Of
sons sort, but just what We hadn't decided.
] took out cigsr and said In turn 70 our
teliow!trNveliera "Do you object 70 smoke,
cir :" They answered In the negative, with
somsthing very like the CIR Of objecting very
mush indeed. "Do you object TO smoks,
sirr asksd Hoihern. ~ dG, air." he said.
70 "a smoke sSH !" a%i sra%bisa he; I'd Il IKE as'G'
mans tmPndsncs who proposes auoh {
thing" ~ beg your pardon. SIR" 70
poAtod. "Douce take man." continued be,
tuhor prssumss 70 Wish 10 made himssl
S:ss: e. Sls. s :Z.s Zssfb e. s..sss H. 's
u - yous pardon, siE." said L Ths
EaGliihGS1a Looked Win undilgus1sd O..
oD0t9 = - uookpeA xn1 v0nooaoo
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14
We Caution Against Him.

The unprecedented success and merit of Ely's
Cream Balm real cure tor catarrh, hay fever
q nd cold in the head had induced many adven.
[ turers to place catarrh medicines bearing some
resemblance In appearance, style or name upon
u market, In order to trade upon the reputa-
tioR Of Elys Cream Balm. Don't be deceived.
buy only kiy's Cream Balm. Many in our Inn
mediate locality will testify in highest commen.
dation OF 1t. particle Is applied into each
nOstitl no pain; agreeable 70 use. Price 20 cts.
all.2WdeodAw
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;'sssj 5osEl; 3. Ansie.nj

bt..2 3 pon = at by 9hats
Srth} u IloaiAl; ~ h Ameicany
<iev & the case d right, an1 that CxnsdS
has outageously violated the Treaty Of 1918.
1t may be prophesied that this display of
sense will not be merely spasmodic, but
that the sentiment Of the Canadians will
support the ex.minister 80 heartily that the
government will not dare to push the mat
let to a more serious crisis. The argu-
ment in question has been widely pub
.lished throughout the Dominion, and the
people there, who have heretofore refused
to think Of any clause OF the treaty but
tint one admitting American fishermen for
I" shelter, repairs, wood and water, and
fur no oth,r purpose whatever, will
learn that this very clause was inserted
fdr the purpose Of preventing the nom
intercourse construction that Sir John
N1acD has placed upon the treaty.
= II this change Of sentiment should follow
the United States will then have sccr'
to settle for the hish-handed and inscien
proceedings of the armed vessels Of tn
dominion, their many insults to our aa'
and injuries to oul fisheries. BY the tim
We are through with the matter the Car
adams may be heartily sick Of their forI
Of mis- government, and anxious to escap
| from the protection Of titled EnSlishme
possessed of more pride than sense. .n,e
20"
lA.~Al Al.%~~
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kALAAAz,o Ai0u.. feo. Z ISIS.
Hcp Birruas NM. Co.: r...n r.r. ...

HVF UIITuRS IL. CN.: ---- II -| IT
know Hop Bitters Will bear recommendation
honestly. All who use them confer upon them
thu highest encomums and give them credit for
making Gu res-aii the prpprietors ciAim for
them. Ihsve kept them since they wcte nrst
offered to the public. They took high rank
from the nrst, ana maintained II, aud arc more
called tor than all others combined. % long A.
they keep up their high reputation for purity
and usefulness shaft continue to recommend
them something have never done before with
any patent medicine. j. J. BABCOCK,
n... Physician ana Druggist.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

TAXING . calm glance over the earth, a
reelected in the daily press, 1t u found in
remarkably rsnquu state, though there are
the usual mutteringa Of war In Europe and
Gxecutious Of sssassins In Ruasis, with stesdy
sAfesm Of exilss to Siberia and another, of
migrants, towards America In this coun-
Try the matter Of greatest general interest
appears to be the fearful and wonderful gym.
nastic perfor nance Of the railways about the
interest commerce aol Trapeze perform
snces are interesting, but they are not partic.
ularly useful and thiA inter. state business 10
TOO violent an exercise, to be greatly pro-
longed. Whether 1t viii be ended by . Gall
| Of the performers, or by their gradual Yield.
| ing to fatigue and the laws Of gravity, Is the
| question of present interest For 1t seems q
sure a gravity that they must abandon tho
present position and modify their heavy
freight charges Meanwhile there are sew.
aral matters OF interest maturing and chiei
smong them are thS municipal I'LL which
progressive Lancaster has condemned %
strongly, the Canadian fahsry dispute and
the ever recurring English crisis. Thsss
things and the spring fever will all reach u
about the same time, but 30 will the circuA
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14
0uokloaU AFnS0A oAlv0,

The Best salve In the world for Cuts, Bruleoo,
Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever Sores, Tettef.
Chapped Hands, ChilblAina, Corns ana All Skin
9ruptions, and positively cures Piies, Or no pay
relaired. It u guaranteed 70 give perfect sstiS.
boz. FOR sale By II. B. CocnrAn, Druggist, N
and l4 North Ou02n street. LancA1tAr, Pa
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14
An EAsreR.r1DE.
., slAn rkna ltlSa. AlA

At Esster tide. when lilies blow, ...a ...
Ana ope their ohalices OF snow, ... .....
watch her, dainty clad and sweet, ...
knecl in the churchs calm retreat,
with fair young face bent meek and low
Above her book, while wondering grow
The violet eyes a. to and fro
They wander Ger each pew and seat
AT Easter-tide.
Fs,r penitent Too well know
'fis not the thought OF sins that 30 ..
ptsturbs tn II fiower face petite;
. 1t IL because your glances meet
That bonnet in the second row
Al Easter-tide,
lyon Hdrper's Ba,dr.
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MAynsynls. UNIV. Fob. II. isN

HAyRsvnLR. UNtc. fcb II. 1sN.
am ~ery giAd "a say have tried Hop Bittsia
ana never took anythtnE that did ma A. ,n,ich
good. only took two bottles ana I would not
take olss for the good they ana mo. . rocotD.
mend thcm % my pat,cnts, and get the bent Of
resuits from their use. r.'- go -.'- -~.
- -. c. IL MERCHR, N. u.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

THE great Ranks historical library In BeS.
In hes been gobbisd up BY the Syracuse, N.
", university. This country knows good
thing when 1t sees II --.'-. --.rs ,,-fr r
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14
AGREAT DISCOVERY.

The greatest discovery OF the nineteenth can:
tury Is Dr. Leslie's special Prescription for sick
headache, which Is the discovery OF an eminent
physician and ussd by him for over thirty yearn
before giving 1t TO the public, and II stands TO,
day without q rival. Read advertisement In
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

WHAT has become OF the project to extend
the Qusrryville railroad to the Peach Bottom
Narrow Gauge line? .,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

DR.. =. +. WHITMAN says: Have found ptee'
tyiin beneficial In severe cases OF Dyspepsia
Sold by all Druggists, boo per bottle, or W. y
ktider Co, Manufacturing Chemists, g John
St, MY.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

The Philadelphia County Medical society
has just rejected for membership . woman
phY sician. . Tnis is good taste misplaced.
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TNONQUERs PAIN. ... -.
Red Star Cough Cure.
PURELY VKGErABLE-PE ECTI
AAkMLESS. . ...


AAkMLESs. -. b.. O..
A CRITICAL LCAss-AsrHNA-BRoNcH "-
Mr.. Charles A. Tiel. says tho Philadelphia
dsred % by pSy.icisnsp npt to New % Orleans The
home in a hopeless condition. He wss Sd.
yised and he tried Red star Cough Cure.
HIS cough and asthma left him. and after
using q few bottles his health was completely
restored.
ANorHsR-PLsuao-PNsun Coraa. -.
Quinby House. Portland. oregon.
OF pisuro pnsumosis. lac connsctsd With = 50.
&. .s 6osaS g
me. after bad tired several other remsdies
Siss1a' success G4s S9ts sn;rffs my re-
Travelling Agt. Erie n. u.
IsvlAxxArIos OF THaoAr AID Luses.
.,s M. Oliver Hinslsy, pySP:isiss;T q iAs p
Of Vs the 'S tSsoat ' ana lanss % IL long tune.
as1,na x'sSa S%
friend. vho had been similarly sniietsd, 70
try this Red =" star Cough Cure" After . few
sss oss Sots
OLlv1k AJAX LEY.
leading physician has made the startling
revelation that six thousand people, mostly
children, I dis yearly IN this county from the
phiA OF opium.
rHx cuAsi.ss a. VSssLsR co. Baltimore
- All persons usIso ST. Jacobs on or BED
stanH CSnsn ons SH,s: WI Sy sending Two osnt
pRsn.
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Nsw HAVEN. cosS Sept. is 1875.

Nnw HAVEN. CosN Sept. Ia l$S.
We take pleasure In giving you notice and
nice. atrong one, As II lHop Bitters) observes H.
We use II, aud We know II deserves It, 7he
ReSists.. ....... .t......... r
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

See that happy boy dance and jump for Joy"
The happy chilu's mother uses salvation on.
4 bite from . rattlesnake IL often not more
dangerous than n severe cough or cold. DR..
Bulls Cough syrup we'll deserves ts reputa-
ttun, ....I
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

.. ,.-.... GR1INwicH. N Y. Feb u lssn
Hop Wttsrs arc tha most valuable medicines
ever knew. should MOI have any mother nov
but tor hen. ..a ...sa HENRY KNAPP.
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whsa Mr.. sothern, ahutt.ne dOWn the
window, ccolly procsseded 10 light aeCH sDa
70 Puff away q u The SMOKE all1a tho
carriage and The lsugliahmoA Alast svidouty
recognizing In me person too oo0tsmpeibie
10 offer protest. nrss rsq qlestsd, thea ordered
Sothern TO put out his cigar. He was deaf 10
them. They fairly stood over him and cursed
IKE tue Britohs who never will BE- slaveA
He puffsd away until the train stopped ut .
station. Then with 'Vome along, John"
he invited me TO accompany him forth. We
dpped the guard and got into another carriage
and the Englishmen recogni1ed the sell.
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LoNu JACK. Mo-. Sept. IL. n

- LoN1 JACK, Mo-, Sept Il, fskN
! have been using Hop Bitters. and have rS
ceaved great beneht from them for liver com.
pafnt ana malAriAl fever They are superior 70
I'll other medicinea r.M. BARNks
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ST. JACOBS OIL.
rHE 0RsAr GERMAN REnsDy ron pA,r

Cure. Hhegmst,sm, Hsorallia. nAskaess. HsaA.
Other pH1ns and Aches
gtfty Cents. Al Drusg1BD end Dealss.
fss 0sAsAss 4 y93aLss 90. saAa.ssA
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GRxuNwicA. Feb. II. isss.


sirs-I wss given MP by the doctors TO die q,
scrofula consumption. Two bottles OF youl
Btters cured me. They are having q large sale
here. LEROY BKEWkR
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

DANDBtIoH LIvBR P8LLFrs for sic headache
torpid liver, bliousness and indi igestion Small
and easy to swallow. One pill dose. Price, nc.
by all druggists. febs-smd ms
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SPECIAL ROrIOA&

SHllou's CoUGR ana Consumption Curs
Is sold by US on guarantee 1t cures Con
sumption. Sold by Il. Il Cochran, druSgist
Nos. l3' and lss North Queen St., LancAster
Pa. (S)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

ayes, l had very nsSrow escape" said Q
promiu uent citizen TO a friend. ~ WAS confined
for \ con sumptive's grave, until began using
kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, and
here am, sound and hearty" Price soc and
d. For sale by Ii. L. Cochran, Druggist No. IA,
North Queen street. Lancaster.
sLEEPLEss NIGHTS, made miserable by tha,
terrible cough. shuoh's euro Is the remedy fos
you. Sold by II. b. Cochran, druggist, Nos lS
and ls9 North Queen St. Lancaster. Pa ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

THAT ACHING COUGH can be soQuickiy
cured by Shiloh's Curc. We guarantee It sold
bv IL. H. Cochran druggist, Nos. lS7 and lSY North
Queen St, Lancaster, Pa. ~
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Excitement inTexnA

Great excitement has been caused in the vi
cinity OF Paris, Tex. by the remarkable re
he could not turn In bed, or raise his head
every body said he MAS dying OF Consumption
sent him. Finding relief. he bought large bot
tie and box OF DIR. kings New Life Pills b,
the time he had taken two boxes OF Pills nnt
two bottles OF the Discovery he was well ant
had gained in fesh thirty.six pounds.
Trial Bottles of this u reat Discovery for Con
sumption free at Il. Il. Cochrans Drug store, iy
and i3S North Queen street, Lancaster, Pa. t0
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14
WEAK MEN

'uferfnR nom tho effects of youthful errors,
,arly decay. wasting weakness, lost manhood.
stc., gill sand y valuable treatise (ssAed) con.
aiming foil particulars for home cure, fEk 8 ol
chArys. splendid medical work should be
rad by every man who Is nervous and debili.
lAted. AAdfess, PkOf. y. c. FOWLER,
nlkSmdAWs .r. Aoodus, Conn.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

|. THE senate has voted for consitutiona
amendment for woman sutfrnGa Let tn
band play! ..r---. ..,.- a.-.,s ... -,.,,-. B.,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

THERE IL just now . great rush OF Irish
emigrsats to America. Let them come the
more the merrier. ,........ .-.. ..t t.....-.-...
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oUFFY'S Pure MALT WHISKY
Il Sold Ouiy I'm 0ettlss. Price, d o.

For sale by Druggists, Grocers ana DeAlers.
Persons East Of the Rocky Mountains (axcept
the rerritorfes), unable - procu II from their
Dealers can have Halt Done sent In plain case
unmarked, express prepaid. by remittiuS U to
me Duffy NAH WHISKY o.. Koshssses. y. Z.
W tebl7lydrh
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THx CaAgI.Es A. voqsLsR co. baltimore

- All persons USING St. Jacobs on or Red
SAr Cough Cure. will BY sending two caui
s.amp ana history OF their case receive ADvIOl
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AsTARrIIHa pnoI IosuRl-TAKl KorIcl

4 leading ply sician has made the startling
revelation that SIX thousand people, mostly
children. die yearly In this country from the
phtA or opium
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1887-04-14

THE PRINCESS BEATRICE writes music
snd plsys the piano ana orgsu with marked
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1887-08-13
PLEASANTRIES.

The June-bug disappears IN June,
The lightning-bug In May;
The bed-bug takes his bonnet OIL,
And SAYS, Ave come to stay"
-[LOgansport Chronicle.
Mosquitoes were never before so poig-
nant.--ExChange.
The majority OF modern burglars do
safe business-Duluth Photographer.
wife-"In the game Of lawn tennis
my dear, what Ia the most difficult thing
to acquires" Husband-"rhe lawn. -
Puck.
Some New York capitslists are going
TO start a bank in China. IL is a mighty
long way from China to Canada.-Chl-
cagO Times.
The parched and burning earth echoes
the immortal sentiment expressed by
the governor OF North Carolina TO the
governor Of South Carolina.-Buhalo
Courier.
A man recently cut one OF his roOst-
er's wings and then gleefully told his
neichbors that the bird could not get
into his garden on account OF his defect
i've flew. -Hsrper's Bazaar.
1t is probably untrue that Jay Gould
clips off his coupons with lawn mower.
He keeps his bonds In water main ana
the coupons float OIL into tank
Springfield Union.
ETHEL, DEAR" he asked tenderly, "do
you believe In love in cOttsgeF II es,
indeed" she answered enthusiastlcaiiy'
s'if the cottage is at Long Branch" "
New York Sun.
Precocious yOungster, In house where
there Ia a telephone In constant use, nn-
ishing her prayer-"And MAKE me
good little girl. Amen! Good by, on
Lord o. ."-Exchange.
A man at Florence, Arizona, has ia
ken so much oslOmel that these hot days
the mercury rises to his head, ana ne
gets so top heavy that he has to walk
with q crutch.-MOhave Miner.
Mrs. Bagley-"I found an eel In the
milk pitcher after you left yesterday
morning" Milkman-" And eels are
worth fifteen cents per pound! We'll, II
was my mistake and shan't take cent
for it."-Philadelphia Call.
When a Kentuokian sued doctor for
malpractice he didn't suppose the phy-
sioian could have any defense. He was
therefore paralyzed when ~ doctors
took the stand and swOre they would
have set the broken limb just exactly
that way.-Detroit Free Press.
When an eastern man arrives In Los
Angeles and deposits his wealth In one
OF the local banks, the bank president
claps on his plug hat and frantioslly
hunts up a real estate Spectator with
the information: There's new sucker
in town. Got S25,UO0. Go for him "
Stockton (Cal) Mail.