The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1887-02-05
PIrIr AND POINT.

VI ~ WHIP.
A BAD habit to get into-a coat that
is not paid for
IN women had the solving of the
labor question it would be the law for
all husbands to keep the coal-scnttle
filled.
SERVANTS gave themselves the name
Of "help," but they rarely break their
backs in trying to live up to it. -B'ttalo
Courier
"WAs EARLY man a savage" asks
magazine writer. That depends on
whether the early man had cold coffee
for breakfast
A FASHION journal says thcre is a
knack in putting on gloves, Come to
think of it, that's SO. You have to get
your hand in, as il were.
MANY man who thinks he is going
TO set the world afire finds to his sor-
row that somebody has turned the hose
on him. --Netc Hdrefa Netcs.
SOME men never know how big they
are until they have got nominated, OF
how small they are until the votes are
counted up.--FdH Rirer ddDertiSer.
A WRITER in o Baltimore paper tells
How 10 Make a Poultice." How to
wear one and look stylish il the greater
conundrum. -Nelc orleans Picayttne.
THE vital question, what is a
sausage?" is being discussed before u
Nebraska court. 1t is believed that the
jury will disagree. -NorTistoic,i Her
aid.
A BosToN woman, by way of expert
ment, recently tied pedometer to her
chin and discovered that she talked
thirty-three miles between breakfast
and lunch. Life.
"THrs il the Jewish New Year" OBJ
served Mr.. Skaggs on that anniversary.
why, when was the Jewish Christ
2" asked Mrs. Skaggs. IL didn't
know ii had passed.
Al THOUGHT you were n vegetarian.
and now i see you eating mutton. B.
Well, am only an indirect vegetarian
eat the meat of such animals only as
live on vegetable food. - Fiiegende
Bidetfer.
THEY were talking about second mar
riages when young woman was moved
to enunciate this aphorism: "She who
marries n second husband does not do
serve to have the good fortune to lose
the first"
"YoU can't expect man of my trade
to join this strike" said carpet
beater. "Why not?" asked the walk
ing delegate. Because we are only
carpet knights, and we can raise more
dust by working than loafing "-Phiid-
delphia Herald
MEXICAN gentleman Yes, we have
some very exciting sports in Mexico.
We had bull fight n short time ago
in which six men were killed. Yale
student-And do you call that exciting?
| You should see one of our college foot
hall matches boston Courier.
Nns. MALoNEY's boy of years was
bcnfipg the cat with rolling pin.
TcarsAof pride came into her eyes as
she nt11rmured: poor darlin'; you
noke Aae reminder yer father that's
de1d IN none, rs he was when he was
ji& opxo{8<@d 10 the foorce. "-LoiceH
n tli1sj rAcroRY INNOVATION.
a u tom the ., roses
sss - prom lips
~ Tsssy nm; .s,%si
49, I 4 w. W. \ ;,,rs.A'p
when the N S{ors
BY telcpi.o< ~
--HostoH Courier.
A MAN who "a ling nc an I'M
dertaker's Office h by pedes-
trian il he were IIy for any par
ticular number a street. "Oh,
no; / am right at Io1> y this street."
he replied. II jrlt that under
takers. and / was vow never
to enter the place Didn't ha
treat you well?' long shot r.
left him 500 M no didn't
even ask me to "--Defroif'
Free Press. ~
His clients here viii
For him who lies N
For though no lonQpr Nh.
Hos bound 10 lie. W
ON
He filled up tho l,alle fui drcnrn
The proof has bocn |end
In mem ~ of which al hands N stick
An imposing stone head
He IL now enjoying the he blest
His proof been 20 X Inp.
! He has surely seat a nj the riaht
He IN now drawing string
Detroit Free Press.
Eli-What il the df(ok3nlx between
Pixies Peak and New York monument
fund?
Joe-Dont see IL. Why Ia it?
Eli--Don't YOU see? Pixies Peak ia