The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-11-24
Gbistlfs.


~ Ne fsxio,e she sedairfl ica an
suro yea voat he perroas . shs alis'
shs flour iiars si5es) nsrer bsF'
been JET
Mlas DE 1iels "An yea Musical, Pro-
ssss5r galkla.f rtoi Jobtius "ies
hsi 4 rou sete song 70 rlsy anything
dont rlina NY ioeliDgs
"A massa1e writer asts; tShonld for
isne. be- HnihdTF The trouble With mos'
peoples goriapss j, tbs, they are limited
Ivy limited.
"A Gssrgi. dsbsiipg soeisly Isosnily
dsbs,e.l ibs quosiion "Did zsks slsde''
sobaeuo baru bern ap o. dowpr y va
dedAta that i did
Ms Dms. : pretty Cganrciicai al
dos saiis sakiBg IA her sleep irli in'a
avti, Ia no~n. ~ho va ~. ars ~
Mrs Dr-p. pAu @ss dosu.
%. sua had by said BIS mother
angtig. l,uw do yon come 70 be - care
le~ n g iear Ioof pahisf. II Tell 40
qBiol 5iJgt have time 10 take them 90.
Mrs Sarn,ne les, II wSs an awful
aissAse. !, rely "a 70 b. az spidermis 70
our hbofsn.i. spl sAs 80 frustrated
by II "a sl.eo.i t4n SEEKS at The ssa-
shore ts t.rat ttutnfg
81 ism &, .efraoD whs' j. Miss
Clata s.v Is No. roam, hsiisf Servant
.-s8~ u adius lya story BY Howele,
mum. And nbAi did ste ring forl She
wants azure cosl 90 the Ore, mnm.
An aricl~ on tie education Of the
blind & attracting great attention. II the
article tells how blind may be taught not
10 slam aud cr,ak 90 windy uight ii is a
masterpiece.
Before 700 call attention TO the fact
that = pis Lss 40 nse Tor bis tail please
remember that y1n haye two buttons on
the loser back Of Your coat that don't
button aaythiug.
--"gobcrt. dear. how do you suppose
those dozens Of empty bottles ever got lato
our CELLAR why, | don't know. my
dear. never bought an empty bottle 10
my liier'
Mrs. Suddenly Rich II wish to buy
one Of those globes" Clerk; "Here is one
that il used Ia all the schools. " Mrs 5.
X "well. IL you will have few more
islands painted on those empty places. III
take H.
"A Michigan girl surprised tbief 10
the barn and chased him with pitch
fork until be bad dropped the harness be
had stolen. She will not lecture this win
ter = unless she marries aud her husband
should come home late at night.
whipper 10 Of the country hunt
lholding bis nose) -Sayin tn presence q
Ia ladies, sor, that fox is black an
phwise wan, aid sthfipes on him, an be
th way u dogs is sueezing Oh t'ink be
cant be we'll, sor.
Little Boy "Pa. what does 'phenom-
email moan2" Father: 1T is q word used
by the citizens Of Illinois, Iowa, Kansas
and Nebraska, when they refer to the
growth OF their respective towns. il
doesn't mean much,
Tao students rang hated professors
bell At midnight He puts his head out OF
the window and wants TO know what's mp.
zone OF your windows is vide open.
"Whereg' exclaimed the startled profess
sor. The ole you are locking ont OF.
After writing sentences one day. the
scholars exchanged work for correction.
A small boy marked an error, and then at
the foot OF the paper made the following
explanatory note: "He didn't commence
Massachusetts, with caterpilla"
Yes said the man from Biggsville,
I'VE are having an old fashioned boom.
-Four railways beading our way, street car
company organized, new stock yards
New stock ynrds2' That's wba, say. :"
"Hov large are thelY" 30. they're small
yet. I'm using em for hog pen inst
nov"
--"Mts Guwpaw must be woman o
sutlsr great distress remarked Mr. 7 It.
as he uta, rived The lady u question exhibit
ing ysty profnsr array OF i~velry. So
hnsu', lhat reputation, SIR, replied Mr.
ofscl,. Why do you inter SOD" "Mer y
from tie uay she rings her hands, was
The response
Nov, Mary Am said the teacher,
addressing the foremost Of the class 10
mythology, "sho vas /, that supported
the world 90 bis shouldeus7' III was
Atlas, mssm "And who supported
AtlssY7 THE book doesn't say, bui I
guess bis Siic supported him
An unfortunate mistake occurred H.
Lac, weeks editioe," plaintiyely muile's
. Custer eeusty paper 1--WE referred to
Mr. Taken. candidate for sheriff on the
opposition ticket. ss rough hesn dIa
mood IL shonll have been 'ruifiaply de-
mon. We trus, cur readers sill forgive
The mistshe
"a Memphis paper says that an Arkan
sas plsnisf hiss succeeded, after thirty
years experimenting. 10 raining breed OF
dogs that sill dive ai,er isb add bring
them sshare THY should be treated
With more respee, than lbe human lister
ren The dogs dob't go dosn 10 The cor
ner grpct,y after returning from days
angling sbd he about THE ,ize Of the Gsh
they oaDgti.
lassli1 lsngsgiag companiopl Your
dnsies aiil b. very l,sht shall expect
yoa - sinni to ny smA,l eorresponaetce,
drive siih me occasionally PLAY The pias o