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A Real Call(lle Lecture.

Burdette insists that he overheard
q woman lecturing her husband as
follows on board q train: "Now I'll
tell you why 1 wouldn't go into the
restaurant and have a cup of coffee
with you while we were waiting for the
train. 1didn't like the way you ask
ed me. Keep quiet. I have the floor.
Not an hour before you said to Mr..
Puffer: Come, let's get cigar and
away you went, holding his arm and
not giving him q chance to decline.
When we met John O'Howdy on our
way to luncheon you said: Just in
time, John; come take lunch with u.s.
And then tonight, when we found the
train an hour late, you looked at
your watch, turned to me, and said
in questioning way: Would you
like cup of coffee?' And l did want
it; l was tired and q little hungry,
but would have tainted before
| would have accepted such an
invitation. And you went away
little bit vexed with me
and had your coffes and bread and
butter by yourself and didn't enjoy it
very much. In effect you said to me-
If you want a cup OF coffee, if you
really want it, l viii buy it for you
You are the best husband in the world,
but you do as nearly all the best hus.
bands do. Why do you men seem to
dole things out to your wives, when
you fairly throw them at the men you
know? Why don't you invite me
heartily as you invite men? Why
didn't you say, Come, let's get a lit.
tie coffee and something and take me
right along with you? You never say
to q man, Would you like me to 60
and buy you a cigar?' Then why do
you always issue your little invita-.
tions to treats in that way to me-?
Indeed, indeed, my dear husband, il
men would only act to ward their
wives as heartily, cordially, frankly.
as they do toward the mon whom
they meet, they would find cheerier
companions at home then they could
at the club"
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James w. Lipscomb has been appointed
chief clerk OF the patent Office.

A scientific essay upon the laws of habit
by Prot William James, appeared in the
Popular Science Monthly for February
It based a good moral lesson upon physi.
illogical facts. Every teacher should un.
derstand it thoroughly and work it into
the daily life of pupils. In it he said
1.-THE great thing in all education is to
make automatic and habitual as carly az
possible as many useful actions as we can
and to guard against the growing into
ways that are likely to be disadvantage
GUS to us, rs we should guard against the
plague. The more of the details of oul
daily lilo we can hand over to the infallible
and effortless custody of automatism tho
moro our higher powers OF mind will be sci
free for their own proper work. DR.
Foot's Health Monthly.
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or elsewhere, need tonic now and then to sus-
tain them under growing infrmities. No safer
or more thorough invigorant for age and the
delicate can be found than Hostettcr's Stomach
Bitters q seasonable medicine in those ailments
OF eommonest occurrence-liver complaint, III
digestion and bowel disorders: pure botanic
safeguard against malaria, and reliable means
OF counteractlrg rheumatism. To the conveles
cent, 1t is q valuable aid in the recovery Of
strength, and to the debilitated, nervous invalid
1t yields tranquil slumber and renewed appetite
two prime actors in the restoration of vieor
Being Of purely botanic origin it is free from
those objections urged against mineral remedies
system, and which impair the tone OF the stom
ach, which the BitterS, on the contrary, strength
ems and regulates. 1t isendorsed and prescribed
by the medical fraternity.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28
Scripture Against Wheat Corn
ererS.


The newspaper press OF Chicago has
been laudably severe upon the sharp
ers who engineered the wheat corners.
Among the comments of the Chicago
Tribune was the following assortment
from holy writ:
"But while men slept his enemy
came and sowed tares among the
wheat and went his Matt. xiii,
25.
"Then said he to another. And
how much owest thou? And he said,
An hundred measures of wheat. And
he said unto him, Take thy bill and
write four score. Luke, xvi, Z.
Thou shalt not wholly reap the
corners. LEV. XIX, 8.
II said I would scatter them into
corners"-Deut., XXI. 26.
1T may chance OF wheat or some
other grain. II. Cor, XIV, 81.
HE shall fall himself into his own
pit. prov, xviii, 10.
"And behold there came great
wind from the wilderness and smote
VIC AOuI COIIlSlS. -OOUS l., 40.
"Many bulls have comprised me-
strong bulls of Bashan have beset
me round" -Psams, xii, IL.
"ReSuke the multitude of the bulls.
with the calves of the people,
Psalms, xviii, 80.
"And behold another beast, second,
like to a bear, and it raised up itself
on one side, and it had three ribs in
the mouth of it, between the teeth oil
it; and they said thus unto it: Arise,
devour much flesh. DAN, vii, s.
II will meet them as q bear that is
bereaved Of her whelps, and will repd
the caul of their heart. Hosea. xiii,
8.
"The;r corners arc desolate, thei,
streets waste. "-Zeph., ill.,, 6.
"Let thistles grow instead OF wheat u
job, XXI, 40.
"And they shall 60 down quick into
the pit. Then shall We understand
that these men have provoked the
Lord" Num-, xvi, 80.
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Two years ago South American fodder
plant was found to possess tho extraordi.
nary power OF stopping the appetite for liti-
uors, effects of dissipation and nervous
exhaustion OF women at once, without
stimulation or reaction, leaving no NOR
bid appetites or bad effects more than any
ordinary food. 1t created so much excite.
ment among the church people and doc
tors, that a large mandatory was start
Ell, over five million quart bottles were
sold the first months. The whole country
are astounded at the size OF the demand.
The Grocers and Druggists are full oft. 1t
is only SO cts a quart bottle. The women
swarm after it.
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is possible. for a short time to the robust,
but the majority of refined persons would
prefer immediate death to existence in
their rocking atmosphere. How much
more revolving to be in ones self a living
sewer. But this is actually the case with
those in whom the inactivity OF tho liver
drives the refuse matter OF the body to es.
cape throug h the lungs, breath, the pores,
kidneys and bladder. It is astonishing
that life remains in such a dwelling. Dr..
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery re.
stores normal purity to the system and
renews the whole being.
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Battle OF Waterloo.

In an article ON "Waterloo Week .
(June Is was the anniversary OF the
battle of Waterloo) the London Stand
ard SAYS:
Maxwell has fallen into positive
error by saying that wellington re.
crossed the battle-ground and arrived
In Brussels for supper-an honor
which Napoleon had promised to con-
fer upon that ancient city. 1t was to
the inn at Waterloo that the British
hero returned to sup sparinely and to
retire early to rest; but he was awak-
ened by Dr.. Horne, who had brought
the list of killed and wounded, and, rs
the great Captain sat up in bed to lis
ten to the narrowing tale. his face all
smirched and grimy with the MOL
of tho fray, the tears coursing
down that stern visage made white
channels as the surgeon, with falter-
ing voice, recorded name after name,
now OF veteran generals, now OF
youthful aides-de- camp, who had been
Wellington's comrades in many a
bright field of arms, and not only the
friends of his bosom. It Was to the
inn kitchen at Waterloo, about 10 on
the night OF the victory, that a Dutch
officer Of rank came staggering in, his
head, his limbs, enveloped in bandages.
pleading for Gods sake for a bed. His
wounds were not mortal, but he had
been horribly cut and slashed by the
French cuirassiers. The British Off.
GERS In the kitchen had got big cauld.
ron full of some kind of meat stew,
and they were willing enough that the
brave Hollander should share their
supper; but a bed was q
wholly unattainable thing. Sud.
denly very young officer was
seen to rise, and whisper to the Dutch.
man, and lead him from the room.
This young gentleman had acted as
aide.de.camp to an English general
who had fallen early in the struggle.
The aide-ds-camp reverently laid The
corpse of his chief across his own sad.
dle-bow, and rode with the body ia
the inn at Waterloo, where the de-
ceased general had a room. The sub.
altern laid the remains on q bed,
locked the door of the room. and rode
back to the battle, passing, in his way
through the Forest Of Soignies, the
Dutch regiments who had carefully
run away, and were quietly cooking
their pot-au-feu and smoking their
pipes. Tho subaltern took the Dutch
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

Lord Porchester, eldest son OF the
Earl Of Carnarvon, is of age, and
comes at once into the enjoyment oil
the splendid Chesterfield property
which was left by the seventh Earl Of
Chesterfield to his sister, the late
Lady Carnarvon, for her lie and tl,en
to her children in strict entail. The
property now yields more than $780,
600 a year. When Lord Dorchester
inherits his fathers estates he will
have at least $50. 600 q year more.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

La Franco says that members OF the
party OF the right at the time OF the Schnae'
bells incident proposed to Gen. Boulan-
ger that he head Il monarchist coup d 'etat.
He responded: III ever take part in a
coup d 'etat it will be against anar chists
and to maintain the republic"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

1t IL so Every where.-E. B. Rails druggist
at Haittsvill, Kan, has this to write
about AlIen's Lung Balsam: 1t is the best
selling throat and lung remedy, and gives
general satisfaction. I cheerfully recon-.
mend it," Buy the large $1.0O bottles for
Lung Diseases.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

PURE COP LIVER OIL MADE from selected livors on
the sea shore by HAZARD, HAzAnD l. CO., New York.
absolutely pure and sweet Patients who have once
sup erior to any Of tho other oils in market.
CHApRED HANDR FACE, P1MPLEs. and rough Skin
cured by using JUMPER TAR Soar. made by HAZARD,
HAZARD s. Co, New York.
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The president has made tho following
appointments: John c. Walker of Texas,
secretary OF the legislation and consul gen.
eral at Bogata; Thomas Barbour OF Vir-
ginin, consular clerk of the United States.
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Her face SO fair, az flesh it seemed not,
Clear rs the ok ', without a blame or Blot
Through soodly mix ture Uf complexions due
And ia her checks the vermeil red did show"
This is the poets description of a woman
whose physical system was in perfectly
sound and healthy state, with every func.
ton acting properly, and is the enviable
condition Of its fair patrons produced by
Dr.: Pierce's "Favorite Prescription
Any druggist:
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Mrs. Cleveland, on the 21st celebrated
her twenty-third birthday. She is the
youngest mistress the executive mansion
has ever had.
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| Delicate
| DISEASES,

To those acquainted with on!
to say that the 1nvalids' Hotel
branch establishment located al
England, have, for many years
the most largely patrOnized an
the world for tho treatment q
arise from youthful indiscretiOl
We, many years ago, establit
treatment of these diseases, u
the most skillful physicians al
that all who apply to US might
Council of the most experience
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Will Unset Some OF tho Dcyil's Plans.

r. NJ. T. Hunter, the distinguished Vir.
ginian, is dead.
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officer up to the room where lay the
body of the English general. He put
the dead man under the bed, and put
the live Dutchman on it, and the lat
tor recovered from his Wounds"
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Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters is not whis-
key drink. All genuine bear the signature
OF J. p. Allen, Druggist, st. Paul, MINI.
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The Emperor William will 60 to Konips.
,erg on Sept. 4, witness the maneuvers OF
he troops and return to Berlin by the
ray OF Dantzic and Stettin an the 18th.
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People with thin heads of hair should
use Halls Vegetable Sicil ian Hair Renew
or to make the hair grow out thick, healthy
and strong.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

Henry Grabhorn, of Dillon, Mont, muir
dered his wife and attempted suicide.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

Daniel l.. Carlton, OF Boston, Mass, com
mitted suicide at Sierra Madre, Cuba.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

Minnesota loses ia Charles A. De Graft q
man who has been largely ident fled In pro.
noting it's agricultural interests.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28
The Old Folks at Home.

Three express companies have filed their
schedules with the interstate commission.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

Carl Schurz Is just able to got about on
clutches, the result OF his slip upon the ice
last winter. sc
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1887-07-28

Tho "Tansill's Punch SC cigars is fully
up to all and more than you recommend
1t to be. My cigar trade has fully doubled;
We shall soon want more. LID. J. BROWN,
Druggist, Edna Mo.
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Life In the Paris Sewers.

John Calder was killed by falling ele-
vator in Blodget & Osgood's planning mill.
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Bacariac. N. NJ, was destroyed by an
earthquake.
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Il. W. Tansill and Co., Chicas

Col. P. Donan's bevy OF Southern beauties
arrive at Lake MinuetOnka.
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Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's
Remedy for Ca tarrh. By druggists-5O cts.
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At Wilkesbarre, Pa. while blasting rock q
premature explosion took place. Henry
shoemaker was instantly killed. Henry
Beal had both eyes blown out and John
Wasser was fatally injured.
Charles H. Comstock Of New York, I'M.
til recently employed az bookkeeper In the
Gazette office at Grand Rapids, Iowa, com.
mittsd suicide by blowing out his brains
nc q farm house ton miles northeast OF the
city. Financial and domestic trouble was
the cause,
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For weak lungs. splitting Of blood, short
ness OF breath, consumption. night-sweats
and all lingering coughs, DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery is a sovereign
remedy. Superior tn cod liver oil. by
druppiats:
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BuRhlo Bills Bosom Friend.

White Beaver, (Dr. Frank Powell,) the
celebrated La Crosse doctor. has returned
from EUROPE while abroad he astonished
his nobility with his marvellous marksman-
ship with gun and revolver, In q private
exhibition briore tho Prince Of Wales and
his suite.
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CAUTION.

made (which c
microscopical {
curative In one
In others. We ]
for general sal
diseases, althou
well from an e.
full course Is to
each case by q
urine, and then
ease and cOndit
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1 GHORTH ANTI BEST AND LARGEST
l SCHOOL. In the United
Typewriting ststs:; Shorthand s, = q m q
Nvxsr r,d1 n 1-v o.,lara to ANNA @. D1Ew
| 41Ao18kA3A4 Hale blk. st, Paul. MINI.
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An uncontirmed report tells Of tho death
of Stanley, the African explorer.
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Organic veal
decline of the
losses, impaired
of will-pOwer,
dred affections,
---4-A1- p,>-4l
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Illustrated Treatise

PILES, ElSTULE, and
bowels, are treated with wont
pile tumOrs are permanently
Send ten cents for Illustrated
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We 0FFER
| No APOLOGY.

diseases contract the
on doing good and q
we cannot imagine.
than most HONORABLE
we cannot understan
amict mankind Their
In general practice K
We shall, therefore
best consideration, Sy
feripg from any of Il
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constituted q lead
and Surgical Inst
inquiries for o COZ
maladi8, written
lished q large ILL
sent to any addrel
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| KIDNEY
| DISEASES.


ton of patients, 3
0uccossfully tire!
practice of chemical
the urine in our con
diagnosis, In which I
naturally led to q yer
organs. Probably n
largely patronized by
and wOrld-famed w,
specialists have acQu
great experiences in
and, hence, have bee
for the cure of each
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affecting the liver and other
lions to the process of diges
infrequontly mistaken by be
maladies, and treatment is en-
disease which does not exist.
Of the Digestive Organs will
ton cents in postage stamps.
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We Offer no apology for devoting 60 much
attention to this neglected class OF diseases
believing no condition OF humanity is toe
wretched to merit the eympathy and hest
services of the noble profession to which We
belong MANY who suffer from these terrible
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pamphlets nervous Diseases of which WIN be
ten postage stamps when request for them
with statement Of for consultation, that may
which of Treatses to send.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1887-12-28
RIVALS OF THE BENDERS.
Further Details of the Family of Murder
ers in No Mans land,

Further Details of the Family of Murder
ers in no Mans land.
WICHITA, Kan, December 25,-S. T..
Gregg, representing st. Louis house, ar
rived in this city yesterday from mo
Mans Land" He confirms the reports of
the bloody deeds OF the Kelly family, and
gives further particulars. He says he can
remember stopping at the Kelly House to
get meals. twas one story hut with a
barn a short distance away, On his former
trip there, about the 10Th of November,
he missed the family and did not know
what had become of them. On the last trip
he was told, at Oak City, the particulars
of the finding of the bodies soon after an
investigation had been made. Beneath the
house was found d cellar in which were the
decomposed remains of q man. This body
lay almost beneath trap which had been
built in the floor. In one corner OF the
cellar was found two other bodies, both so
far decomposed as to be unrecognizsd.
Besides those, Mr.. Gregg says, there were
four bodies buried beneath the stable, one
Of which was that Of woman.
A cowboy by the name of "Texy," who
said he was with the second investigating
to 30 much talk that the whole premises,
for rods around the house, was searched.
Lying alongside the barn, buried at a depth
of not over three feet, was unearthed the
remains of a man, which appeared to be
better dressed than any of the others. and
which, it was believed, was the body of
the missing ]. T. Taylor. About two feet
away was second body, not at
all recognizable. At the corner
of the barn were buried bodies of third
man and a woman. The bodies were taken
from their resting places and given burial.
Nothing has been heard OF the Kellys
since they removed. There is feeling,
however, that with their ill-gotten gains
they had removed to Old Mexico.
In speaking of the personal appearance
of the family, Mr.. Gregg says there was
nothing particularly disagreeable about
them. The son and daughter were over
twenty years of age.
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Young Archer Acquitted.

SHOALS, December 19.-[Special.l THE
c. sc of the supposed murder of Miss STAN
field by young Archer" reported to the
Sentinel, Sunday, has assumed new fea-
tUre. The Coroner after a searching in
vestigation has returned a finding that she
came to her death by her own hands.
TIE evidence shows that Archer was near
her when she shot herself, and also dis.
closes the fact that she and young Archer
were in company on Friday night, and
that she stole his revolver from his pocket
and hid it until the next day. She had
frequently within the last few weeks
threatened to destroy herself IL he did
not marry her, which he refused to do.
Ha was arrested and tried before Squire
Gruber. with the finding the same as that
b. the Coroner, and was acquitted.
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AVENGED HER WRONGS.
A Deserted wife Shoots and Fatally In
jures Her Faithless Husband.

=
CHICAGO, December 24-W. M. McAuley
book-keeper for the Bartholomew & Ros-
ing Brewing Company, was shot and
fatally injured by his wife this afternoon.
He had been untrue to her. Shortly after
the shooting q constable arrived at McAu-
ley's home, charging the dying book. keeper
with adultery. The warrant had been
sworn out by Joseph r. Mackin, cigar
dealer, who stated that his wife had run
away with McAuley and set up house
keeping In the city here, then a mile from
McAuley's family residence. McAuley
went home occasionally TO his wife, but
Mrs. Mackin monopolized most of
his time. Mrs. Mackin was ar.
rested Just before the shooting, aud
Mrs. McAuley Immediately after it.
Mrs. Mackin is the sister.in-law OF Mrs.
McAuley. The wounded man survived a
couple Of hours, but never regained con-
sciousness. The shooting took place In
bis home, where he had acknowledged TO
bis invalid wife the truth of her accuse
tons.
A reporter arrived In the midst OF their
OF Mrs. Mackin. While McAuley
was trying to evade the leading
questions propounded, the wronged
wife came into the room nearly frantic and
instantly fired q bullet into his brain.
When she found he was dying, Mrs. Nc
Auley hung over him moaning piteously
and caressing him. She has two little
bsl es.
Though remarkably pretty when mar.
RE 4 three years ago, illness has made her
wiinkled and wan. The sister-in-law, Mrs,
Mackin, is young end strikingly hand
SEINE.
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RAILWAYS
READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE

WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE.
Inflammation OF the kidneys. Inflammation
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breathing, palpitati0n OF the heart, Mysteries,
Group, diphtheria, catarrh, influenza head
ache, toothsche, neuralgia, rheumatism, cold
ehills, chilblsins rost-bites, nervousness, sleep
lessnegs.
The application Of the READY Ri IEF to the.
part or parts where the difficulty or pain ex-
lists will afford ease and comfort.
Thirty to sixty drops in half q tumbler OF
water will in few minutes cure cramps. sour
stomach, heartburn, ..hesdache diarrhoea, dys-
entery, collie. wind in the bowels and internsn
palms.