New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-06

Tho Editor of "The Arizona ParalyZer' makes the
Following personal explanation in recent issue Oh
his paper: Yesterday were again married IL
will be remembered that both Of our former wives
eloped with the foreman of the Office. To avoid any
future inconvenience of the kind we have this time
married a lady who is herself compositor, and she
will set the type whno We hustle for the ducks who
still subscription"
Going TO tho People. eve didn't hold services
In tho church to-day said clergy man IN snah
town In Washabaugh County, Dakota, as ne retuihea
home 80 -, ~. u.,s,
"Back of Joe Pinneo's barn"
swell, that's a strange plsce-has tho church
oh. no, the church is all right, but the congrega
ton all back Of the bars so went tnefe , anu s
over an hour. You Joe and Deacon Fumstock
trading horses out there, and m bound 70 'aAo
tho gospel right to the people "-(Dakota Bell
months on q single poem. This must be n mistake
Mr. Xldrich is the editor of monthly magazine and
1t Is safe TO assume that he deposits poem IN the
waste basket with much CELEBRITY as the rest oi US
(Norristown Herald.
Lombard papers state that Benedctine monas-
terry which may be regarded of the historical
memorials of Italian freedom, Will shortly be sold at
auction. This in the famous monastery OF Pontlda,
whero the "Lega Lombarda," or League OF the LON
hard cities against Frederic Barbarossa, was formed.
1t is about eight miles from Bergamo and the same
distance from Lecco 1t possesses some valuable
paintings and court built by JacOpo sansovlno' ana
a church III the Lombard Gothic style.
lansing Mich. doesn't set herself up as literary
centre" and it quite probable that such dlstinc
ton win not wor her 50 long a. s she & boT
who touch his ears with his OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Herald.
out of $50 samples Of wine analysed at the Paris
Municipal Laboratory in March, only 800 we're sound
oO7 contained water l77 plaster, 1913 wero suSared,
and 80 composed in part Of raisins. Out OF 400
SAMPLES o. milk, 3g8 good and OF aduitefated
with water Elcven samples of butter out OF twelve
were good.
OUR SINGERS ABROAD.
These song birds from America, they come across the
To carol in our operas and take the, upper +;
1imo whom dark Italians held all the lyrlc stage
limo was when faii-haired Teutons were the operate
But now La Belle Ameroane has come across the foam
TO take the British dollars back to many Western
YevadS's here, and Nordica, and Broch, and Minnie
Hank,
And others who but lately sang in Boston and New
Hastreiter. Dottl, Enge, too and Russell and Van
And brilliant Marie Decca to America we grant;
Miss Thursby, Ienschel, osgood, with our Sterling
Could ftly claim Americas most euOgistic pen
How is il that Americans have this great gift Of song
That fast they come, and faster STILL to JON the
ono fances that each baby soul in infancy dlyines
Tho music Of their mighty streams the wind harp IN
And then We hear in London town-and who would
Tho message Mississippi brings from mountain unto
-(IOndon Punch.
John Glover the noted lumbcTman Of the North
vest has a phenomenay loud and shrill voice.
few years ago no invited to deliver Fourth
OF July Grafton and did with much credit to him.
sell After It over Several days after certain
General Hartman asked how he liked IT,
3H-m-m M said he, 81 liked what heard OF 1T
"But General didn't you hear ALI" son. nor he
replied. @you see twelve milcs away when 1t
delivered"
Professor Ito promising pupil-what is bgamy
Promising Pupn-Having two wives at the same
Professor-Correct; what IL the name OF the
crime when has three wives -
Promising NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. IT'D
says an Arizona paper: eve viii publish no old
saws; we Will file them"
A Denver editor wrote: "The employment Of tens
of thousands OF females in business pursuits VIII IN
time ruin a business nation" Then be went
home. threw himself on lounge and smoked cigar
while his wife spaled up ten square yarus vi no"er
gaIden.-iNOrrstown Herald
A wealthy peasant of the village OF obodny, RuJ'
sh was recently visited by three notwithstanding
men, dressed In garments Of somewhat clerical fash
ion who informed him that they were Christ and the
Apostles Peter and Paul Tho sham Christ said to
him: II have given you great wealth, but you have
omitted to exercise charity, have come to reckon
with you Give your money" The terrified
pcasant fe on his knees begged for mercy and gave
over silver roubles declaring 1t was all the money
ho had in the house. They were not satisfied ana
he sent Off his servant TO collect money from neigh
bors who wero indebted to him. Finally some OF
the neghbors found out that the men were mpostors,
and they driven away
Iowa citizen Ito prominent hwyeE-1s it murder
TO Kill q mani
Lawyer (guardedly)-Ycs, in every instance except
when he Is trying to suppress the liquor traffic
burlington Free Press.
Canada's Present Attude.-Uncle Sam-Ahl Miss
Canada. Glad We met. am thinking OF anneXnS
you. =,
Miss Canada-Oh. You ap, you bald-headed tooth
less old bachelor. I'll fight first.
Il was only joking. wouldn't think OF annex
ing YOU" .,,, o.oo hon, r,oon Thin, Won ,-,om,,,
World