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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

Don't sneeze, sneeze, hawk, hawk, spit,
blow, and disgust everybody with your of
fensive breath. Ii you have acTid, watery
discharges from the nose and eyes, throat
disease, causing choking sensations, cough,
ringing noises in heaI splitting headache
aud other symptoms of nasal catarf h, re-
member that the manufacturers of DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy offer, in good faith,
$500 reward for a case of cataTrh which
they cannot cure. The Remedy is sold by
druggists at only 80 cents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

THE MoNoN ROUTE q. N. A. q c. Ry.)
have placed on sale in their principal Off
ces, a new form of Mileage Book at the rate
of cents per mile which can be used 10y q
firm or a man and his family. Books viii
be limited one year from date of issuance
and $50 pounds of baggage will be checked
on each coupon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

Fits An Fits stopped free by DR. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer No Fits after first
days Use. Marvellous cures Treatise and
81 90 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to
DIR Kline, 93l Arch St, Phila., Pa.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

Sitting Bull is living life of laziness
at Standing Rock Agency. Work he
considers degrading, and believes that
his victory over Custer has entitled him
to an existence of ease and Incidence.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11
1sS@&sSNs~4 ss
~ LYDIA {. PINkHAM's
4Sz'A VEGETABLE > COMPOUND
. W. WILL HELP
vi AMY WOMAN
fkssMEM Suffering from Kidney Dis
! I7fzGH~ ease or from troubles Pc
VI II cuIiaF to her sex.

It's PHySoss Is s0lely fer the legitimate Eeafzgef
2iseaEe and the ysIigIef pain, and thar If oes al IL
AEIsss 10 de- faoAsaEas fladsSs can gladly testify.
Ithas stood the test ofwenty years in relieving peodi-
cal pain, promoting regularity Of seasons and banshn
weakness, backache and consequent distress
Probably no other woman in the world receives so
many "letters Of thanks" Lydia Z. Pinkham, Of
Lynn, Mass. Mrs. B Of Enfield, ~ Il, says:
81 will simply say that your Vegetable Compound is all
you recommend il to be- n has done Nfe Woy2as 81
good" Another lady writes from Ottawa follows 81
have just to-day boughtthe seventh bottle your Vege
table Compound have used two boxes Of Pills and sew
sra packages Of your Sanave Wash, and think it but
gbtto you how much good derived from your med
cnes. They yes 'HAsy C0d-SSN9. All the pains
and aches have almost disappeared my stomach is much
stronger too and feel myself improved every way"
Price 81. Sold by all Druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11
Oft obscure the road tbat leads to health,

Oft obscure the road that leads to health,
Unmarked by board or sign;
Wisdom avails not, pOweress is wealth
To sOoth those aches of thine.
But do not despair, with life there's hope,
The cloud conceals the sun;
With Pierce's Favorite Prescription at hand
You life's full course may run.
More truth than poetry IN these lines, as
thousands of ladies' all over the land now
blooming with health, testify TO the great
curative powers of DR.. Pierce's Favorte
Prescription, adapted by much research
and careful study to the happy relief all
those weaknesses and ailments peculiar to
females All druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

The best way TO clean lamp chimney is
to place il in the steam of the kettle and dry
with chamOis
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

II afflicted with sore eyes, use d. Isaac
rhompson's eye water Druggists sell il
&c
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

Senator Stanford's first money was
earned digging horst-radish. That sort Of
thing is apt to make a boy smart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

The Knights of Labor should not envy the
man who has a million to C re for. 1t is a
greater hell than poverty, unless the old
fellow takes MoXie.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

A man cannot attempt TO find out what
is in a wOman's heart without "a certain
disturbance of his own.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

Fish may be kept in vinegar as well as on
ice; this also improves the flavor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

When Baby va sick. We gave her casts.1a.
When abe Was Child she cried for CAstsEsA
when shs became Miss, she chung 70 CastorlS
WAsa els Nd Children. abe gave tAsA CasssvaA
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

No 0Diann in Piso's Cure for Consumption
Cures where other remedies fail. 2jc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

After we got away | offered the Major
.segah, but he said he didn't believe
he cared to smoke New York Trib-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

In making purchases. if a man does not
pay down Immediately he is expected to
pay up soon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

Early seed raisers-the hens. Popular
Gardening.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

of inexperienced
urinary hstuaR, a.
relief and cure.
skill of our specI
frated tr aries or
intrust tdls class
dangerous process
doing. while thous
treatment send
for a largc. illuAtII
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

Out of season-an empty pepper box
Merchant Traveller
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

In Massachusetts, there are thirty-two CO
operative banks.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11
AND Urinary FTs-

LAlE.-h undreds 81 cases OF the worst form
of structures. many OF them greatly aggravated
bv the careless tsfs Of instruments in the hands
physicians and surgeons. curing false passages,
IA other complications, annually consult us for
That no case of this class Is to- difficult for the
Isis i proved by cures reported IN Illus
hose Tnaiaai,a To which we refer with pride. To
II cases to physicians Of small experience is a
ling Many man has been ruined for life by 50
ands annual lose their lives through unskillf9i
particulars - your case and ten cents in stamps
tied treaties containing many testimonials.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

EpfIeptfe Commissions. or Fits, pa-
raFysfs or Palsy LocOmotOr Ataxia.
ST Vftmgss Dance, insomnia, or inability
10 slfsep and threatened insanity. Nervous
Debility, arising from oyersrudy, excuses. ard
other CAUSE and every variety Of nervous affec-
bv our specialists for thess diseases with unusual
raszOus cases reported IN our different illustrated
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11
for Infants and Children.

"castoria is so well adapted to children that
recommend it as superior 70 any prescription
Known 20 me" II. A. ARCHES, MD.
III So. Oxford ST., Brooklyn, ny.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11
| NERVOUS
| DISEASES.

ton. are treated
success. See M
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

constituted a lea
and Surgical ms.
Inquiries for a c.
maladies, writer
lished a large III
sent TO arly adfir5
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

To those acquainted with our
10 say that the lnvaIds' Hotel
branch establishment located at
England, have. Tor many years.
the most largely pairOnizsd and
the world for the treatment an
arise from youthful indiscrctions
We, many years ago, establish
treatment q these diseases, I'm
the most skillful physicians ans
that all who apply TO US might Il
I Council If the most experiences
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

We offer no apology Tor deVOtlnR 20 mucI
attention 20 this neglected class 81 diseas s
believing no condition Of humanity is fC
wretched TO merit the sympathy and Jes
services Of the noble profession 20 which W.
belong. Nsny who suffer from these terrible
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11
| CAUTION.


of the urine for medicines which
Ttire
therefore, attempted 10 anything
FOR general sale through druggists recommending 70 these
remedies
each ease bv mcroscOpcl examination Of the
OF the
ease and condition of patient.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

TEE cESrAUa COMPANY, lss Fulton Street. n. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11

To this wise course of action we attribute the
marvellous success attained by our special sts in
that important and extensive Department Of our
institutions devoted exclusively 70 the treatment
of diseases Of the kidneys and bladder Tic treat
uent OF diseases of the urinary organs having
ding branch of our practice at the invGlds' Hotel
tittIte and. being in constant receipt Of numerous
te work ON the nature and durability of these
! ia a style 70 be easily understood, we have pub
Iusfrared Treatise on these diseases, which will be
IS on receipt Of ten cents in postage stamps.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-08-11
| BLADDER
| DISEASES.
STREET.-THE.

cess. These are (
Urinary Diseases.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
Cured of Hero Worship.

When Herbert Spencer was in this
country o certain workingman admirer,
who had acquired an Intense hero wor-
ship Of him, followed him many miles in
order to enjoy the supreme honor of q rec
ognition and grasp Of the hand. Ho
finally succeeded in surprising him among
tho Vermont hills and entered the parlor
of his hotel while tho nurse was absent
'Have the honor at last Of greeting Her
bert Spencer?' said he. "That Is my
name" was the severe English reply. 81
consider you the chief of human benefac-
tors,'' continued the man, land all the
moro do congratulate you, now that our
American publishers. are able to produce
such cheap editions Of your grand books
that they are reaching the humble homes
of the poor, where they were formerly
strangers" "But what becomes Of the
poor writer" shouted Mr.. Spencer as he
arose In rage and turned upon his visitor.
At this point tho nurse rushed In and
elected the poor workingman, who, as he
descended the back stairs, was followed
by savage echoes Of "Piratcsl PiratesW
His hero had fallen with n crash, and he
wondered in his disappointment aud cha
grin II there was anything left In this
world that commercial considerations
would not touch.-Boston Globe.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
Chart Of Dersilet Vessel.

Another most important characteristic
OF the chart Ia the attention which In given
10 tho positions OF wrecked vessels. After
vessel has been abandoned you know IL
seldom goes directly q the bottom. Al
most submerged such sderelicts," as they
have been called, will remain afioat for
months. After the masts have disap-
pearcd there Is seldom anything TO indi-
cate 10 approaching vessels that such
dangerous obstruction IL In their paths.
A collision with ore OF these waterlogged
wrecks would simply mean instant de-
struction. so the photographic Office re-
quests each vessel 10 notify IL OF the loca-
ton OF these 'dcrelicts." Their positions
are then given In the monthly chart, and
captains can be ON tho lookout and avoid
them. May chart IL dotted with such OBJ
structions.
have traced on these maps tho course
OF derelct for months. Ono I'm particu-
lar remember. The schooner Twenty
one Friends was wrecked just Off tho Del
aware capes last spring, two years ago.
She drifted out into the gulf stream, was
carried clear across TO Ireland, and then
being blown by the wind out of tho influ-
cnce Of that ocean current, was carried
toward the coast OF Spain, where IL was
lost doubt not but that Is formed lire
wood for some OF tho Spaninrds along the
coast. Being lumber laden they must
have secured a prize indeed. There arc
other interesting things which might be
told about the photographic chart, but
there isn't enough space hero.
IN Philadelphia Call
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
A Business.like Offer.

For many years tho manufacturers of DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy have offered, in
good faith, $500 reward for case Of Nasal
Catarrh which they cannot euro. The
Remedy Is sold by druggists ut only 90
cents This wonderful remedy has fairly
attained o worldwide reputation. If you
have dull, heavy headache, obstruction of
tho nasal passages, discharges falling from
the head into the throat. sometimes profuse,
watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tennci-
GUS. mucous. purulent, bloody and putrid;
II the eyes are weak, watory, and infamed;
if there is ringing in the ears, deafness,
hacking or coughing to clear the throat. ex-
pectoration of offensive matter, together
with scabs from ulcers; the voice being
changed and has nasal twang; the breath
offensive; smell and taste impaired; scnsa-
ton of dizziness, with mental depression, Il
hacking cough and and general debility, you
are suffering from nasal catarrh. The more
complicated your disease, the greater the
number and diversity of symptoms. Thous-
ands of cases annually. without manifest
ing half of the above symptoms, result in
consumption, and end in the grave. No
disease'is 30 common, moro deceptive and
dangerous, or less understood, or more un-
successfully treated by physicians.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
A Womau,s Discovery.

"Another wonderful discovery haa been
made aud that too by a lady i'll this county.
Disease fastened its clutches upon her and
for seven years she withstood its fevereat
tests, but her vital organs were undermined
and death seemed imminent. For three
months she coughed necessarily and could
not sleep. She bought of us bottle of DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
and was so much relieved on taking first
dose that she slept all night and with Que
bottle has been miraculously cured. Her
name is Mrs. Luther Luiz." Thus write
W. G. Hamrick 81 Co, of Shelby, II. O.
Get free trial bottle at Reynolds Il Daniels
drug store. (2)
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
Screens Pulled Down.

Since tho decision OF the court OF
appeals last Saturday, in the Bell
habeas corpus case, the saloon men
in this city who have taken ont the
now license and given the new bond,
seem inclined to adopt the law as il
stands. Early yesterday morning
the carpenters were ut work, and be-
fore noon, tho screen doors in the
Crystal, Iron Front, Gold Room, DC.
cidental and Julius Bornefelds were
taken down, and wide open view Of
the interior was exposed. Later in
the day several OF the parties closed
their front doors, claiming they had
n right TO control their doors, and
could close any or all OF them as they
pleased. What Mr. Barnhart, county
attorney will say to this remains to
be seen.-Austin Statesman.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
The Great Novelist. Mother.

Charles Dickens inherited from his
mother q keen appreciation OF the dro1
and Of the pathetic, as also considerable
dramatic talent She is described as a
little woman. who hsd been very nice
looking IN her youth, having bright hazel
ewes and being athOrOughly good nAtuned,
companioaable body. she possessed an
extraordinary sense Of the ludicrous and
her power q Imitation was something as
tortshinz. On entering a room she almost
unconsciOusly took an inventory of its
contents, and, II anything haPpened TO
strike her as out Of place CT ridicuiC's,
she would afterward describe % In the
or,aiutest FEsssible manner In Ike man
ner she acted the perso-.sl pecuhsriiies 81
her friends and acqsai1ta1oes--P
phia Times-
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
Mnsli-ani- MIX.
ny @. @. TRACY.

'" "
oh. the favor. sweet and rnre,
OF the simple farmer faro,
ar he i;So so nnre and nuieti
W '"' ''' ~ f' ~ ~
Clear the realm OF table show!
Get thee hence. Dolmonico!
IA lan This ana "a la that!
Give me back the table bright
With lis bowls 10 clean and white,
Iron spoons, IN hands 30 manfui'
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
The Verdict Unanimous.

w. D. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, Ind, tes-
titles: II can recommend Electric Bitters
as tho very best remedy. Every bottle sold
has given relief in every case. One man
took Xix bottles and was cured of Rheuma-
tism of 10 years standing" Abraham Hare,
druggist, Bellville, Ohio, aflirms: ''The
best selling medicine I have ever handled
in my 20 years experience, is Electric Bit
ters." Thousands of others have added
their testimony, so that the verdict Is unan-
imous TINT Electric Bitters do cure all dis
eases of tho Liver, Kidneys or Blood Only
half dollar bottle mt Reynolds IL Daniels
drug store. ~
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
DON'T

let that cold Of yours run on. You think
it is u ligh: thing, But it may run into
catarrh. Or into pneumonia. Or con-
sumption.
Catarrh is disgusting. Pneumonia is dan
gerous. Consumption is death itself.
The breathing apparatus must be kent
healthy and clear of all obstructions and
offensive matter. Otherwise there Il trou-
BILE ahead.
All the diseases Of these parts, head, nose,
throat. bronchial tubos and lungs, can he
delightfully."- and entirely cured by the use
Of ljoschee's German Syrup. II You don't
know this already, thousands and thousands
of people can tell you. They have been
cured 10y il. aud know how il i them
selves" Bottle only IS cents Ask any
druggist.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
Working PeOpla

are often too i'll to labor, but they havnt
time 10 take medicine and lay off. Sim
mons Liver Regulator can be taken without
causing any loss of time, aud the system
will he built up and invigorated by it. 1t
has no equal as preparatory medicine, and
can DO safely used when doctor cannot be
called in. In all common diseases it will,
unassisted by any other medicine, effect a
sDaehY unre.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
A Sound Mind In a Sound Body.

Science and philosophy have ex-
hausted themselves in profound trea-
tises to determine the inst relation
between mind and matter, between
body and soul, how to preserve the
equilibrium between the two, and
how to restore it when it is lost by
sickness of the body. This great
problem has successfully been solved
by Il gentleman in North Carolina, by
experience on himself, proving that
an ounce of practical experience is
worth several pounds of scientific or
philosophical theorizing. Mr.. Ham
lin is Que Of the best known insur-
nnce men i'll Winston, N. G.
Gentlemen-Ever since I was sew
en- years of age 1 have had what the
doctors call hip disease, and which I
call white swelling. My hip was
drawn out of place. There was q
swelling ut the knee joint, where
there is profuse running, which has
been there for years. Of course this
has greatly depleted my system, to-
gether with surgical operations on
the leg bone. 1 tried every known
blood purifier to build up my system,
but none did mo good until I took S.
S. S. Iuse it every spring. 1t al.
ways builds me up, giving me appe-
tito and digestion, and enables me to
stand the long, trying, enervating,
hot summer days. TO me thore is
no such medicine for purifying the
blood and building up the wasted
system as S. S. S. On using it l
soon become strong of body ind easy
of mind My color changes from a
pale, worn look to II healthy, robust
complexion.
Yours, very truly,
NJ. S. HAMLIN.
Winston, N. c., April II, 1887.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases mailed free.
TUE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co, Drawer 3,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chnpped Hands. Chilblains,
Corns and all skin eruptions, and positively
cures piles or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or money
refunded Price 25 cents per box. For
sale by Reynolds IL Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27

Mrs. Nucoyne-"Yes, it was an
awful disease; it rely got to be an
epidermes in our neighborhood, and
/ was 30 frustrated by it [ had to
spend two weeks at the seashore to
recapitulate."
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27

Miss Flossie Boo&mark Ito new
conner in town)-"Yes, wo hive two
churches here, tho Church of the Re
deemer aud Mr.. Cooper's church; aul
we all like dear Mr.. Cooper so much
the bestl'-Puck.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27

"No, darling said Burlington
mother to sick child, "the doctor
says I mustn't read to you, "Then,
mamma" begged the little one,
won't you please read to yourself out
loud?"- Burlington Free Press.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
Uso for Cast or Horsesboes.

A Chinaman has discovered that cast
of hOrseshoes make good cutters steel.
The wrought iron of the shoes having been
hammered on the roads, ac-
luires hardness and the animal heat from
the hoof has something to do with It
Chicago Times.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27

IrcH. PEtrEIE MtNsE ayn S-Et1r11s %
srerr kini cured IN - r1lultes - Wool
FnEn's StxrrtET B11uoS- Tee - oliff-
rs rrrsr fans sd 81 W. A C1srErl A
Co. ar1z-is1s, SH- Nzroos- o.. sly.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27
Kind of rough on party-A crasl
towel.-Burlington FREQ Press.
Would You know tho keen delight

Would You know tho keen delight
OF wholesome appetite,
Unrestrained by colics dire,
Headaches curse, or fever's fire,
Thoughts morose, or icy chillsP
Then use DR.. Pierce's pills.
DIR. Pierce's Pnrgative Pellets-the origi-
nal and only genuine Little Liver Pills; 25
cents vial.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27

A straight lire oan BE drawn hr0ueh
svveufy-five miles a ths Iudian riEer,
l-iorida. uitl0 tO1cfing sAore- II !.
sallsd TIE sfrEigktest Tlver In TIE VII
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1887-10-27

Imost earnestly eutrcli every female eK-
peciin- % ~ couined. % use The Moth
er's Friend-n Coupled with this enireaiy.
I Uill sdd. that during a iarga otstetricAl
practice. Cforty-four years.. I have uever
known il 10 fail 30 prpiu,e a safe asi quick
delivery. II J. HoLuns, " d.
Atlanta Ga