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The Arizona sentinel., 1887-01-22
PITH AND POINT.

-Terrapin, canvasback duck, and brook trout, chopped fine, with plenty of seasoning, make very nice hash. Cut this out and paste it on your land lady.-Puck.
 -Jakey-Fader, dere's fly in der soup. MT. Cohn-Vell, eat all but der fly before you showi to der waiter; den you can get some more.-Ranbler.
 It costs twelve dollars night to illuminate "Liberty Enlightening the World" This is another evidence of how costly it is to make woman look attractive.-M r Graphic.
 -"Smile when you can," warbles a new-fedged poet. We can do that easy enough, but what we are anxious to know is how fellow is going to smile when he cam Warren (Pa.) Mirror.
 Holding a skein of yarn for young lady is universally considered one of the lightest and pleasantest of occupations, but '.holding yarn" for afellow's sister gets awful tiresome.
 -Anastasia (about to be marrieD: "Ned, see if this reads all right for the invitations: Your presence is re- quested -'' ' Devoted brothers: '.Stop there, sis! It isn't grammatical. You mean: Your presents are re- quested. "-N l. Independent.
 Thirty hundred babies are born in the United States every day, but a man never thinks of the other thirty one hundred and ninety-nine when he is confined in a railroad car with a cherub that wants to see if it is possible to howl louder than the engine can whistle. Budqet.
 -"Oh, my dear, generous husband" murmurs the fond wife. How grand you are! only wish could be you for just one day." "Why, dearest?" asks the unsuspecting man. Because then would buy new bonnet for my lov- ing little wife, replies the designing creature.-M. '. Ledger.
 First Omaha man-Have any sue cess on your hunting expedition? Second Omaha man-Yes, consider ing the weather, I did admirably. By the way, you remember Simpkins, the poet; he lives near where was and 1 called on him. ''Welli Well! Did he read any of his poetry?" 70 no! had my gun along. Omaha World.
 -'Dere am tree t'ings," says Uncle Ned, "w'ich ebery young pusson mus keep in mind good, an dem tree t'ings am desc: De wise man an de fool doan quarrel, but two fools or two wise men kain't get along so well. De man what marlies 'oman ease she's got more sense den he has is neber allowed ter lose sight O dat fack. De chile dat too soon shows signs of smartness dOan turn out ter be de smartest man. ."- Toledo Bldde.
The Arizona sentinel., 1887-01-22
RESIGNATION.

1 do not care If may never climb the heights of fame, If may never win a glor1ous name, Nor hear, with well-pleased ears, the worlds acclaim,
 do not care
 should not care Though all obscure and lowly be my lot, Though men pass idly by and know me not Though I should die and straightway be forgot,
 should not care.
 would not care Though all the world should shun the path tread, Though words of shame and scorn of me were said Why, when the grasses waved above my head,
 would not cara
 would not care a cent Were I pious hermit most austere, Living. in lowly hermitage severe, On thirty thousand dollars, say, year,
 Iwould not care.
 -Burdette iR Brooklyn EdgLe.
The Arizona sentinel., 1887-01-22
READING FOR THE YOUNG.
A BEGGARMAN.

Good morning Mir. Beggarman! You're cold and hungry, too? Well, come right, and will see What can do for you. You'd like lump of sugar and Some raisins, or cake? Why, what funny beggarman You are, such things to take! think some bread and butter would Be better far for you. Where did you get that queer old coat? Your cap is funny, tool Here is some fruit and frosted cake; Now you must go away. can't have little beggermen Take of their things and stay. What you're my little brother Ted? And dressed up, just to see If you could be abeggarman, And play trick on me? Well, kiss me once, and once again, For fruit and cake to pay, And I'll believe you're brother Ted, And you shall with me stay.
 III Tbayer Rouse, ig Golden Days.
The Arizona sentinel., 1887-01-22

A New York sharper, who only hai desk-room himselfin an office, rented the rest of the place to an Englishmai for five hundred dollars a year. Th| money was paid in advance and tn sharper is now some distance in ad
 vance of the oficers.-M r. Sun.
The Arizona sentinel., 1887-01-22

In Philadelphia women make a good living as professional ''lampers. They contract to call each day and trim and keep in perfect order the lamps of the household. The metal, the chimneys, the shades, and the wicks are kept immaculate and the oil fresh, and the relief to the average house. keeper is worth more than the slight fee required. Philadelphia Record.
The Arizona sentinel., 1887-01-22

The chaplain on board one of ouI men-of-war tells how a chance minis tration of his was directed to a good end. Observing a sailor one day over hauling his effects, he inquired: Where, Smith, are those tracts I gave you the other day?" Here they are," he re- piled, producing them. 'all but that one on stealing; I gave it to Joe Miller. I never steal myself. Chicago Stand g1.G
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29
MARTINS FERRY.

In reporting that the Franklin Building
Association house was insured in the
German American of New York, your cor
respondent was in error. Ii was insured
for 81, 900 in the German of Wheeling,
though LuptOn's old insurance agency.
Other details concerning the fire were cor
rect. 1t seems ~ though LuptOn's old
insurance agency catches all the fires III
town. Maybe it is because he has all the
property in town insured.
LOST-Between Martins Ferry and
Bellaire, on the road, black corkscrew
OvercOat, bearing the name &. w. Appen-
teller. The finder will please return to c..
w. Appenzellcr, Bridgeport, o.
Mr. George HOrning, superintendent OF
construction of the Water Works, has on
exhibition at his Office, the Murdoch by
drant, and will he pleased to show it to
anyone who may call. Neither Mr.. Horn
ing or the Board of Trustees have any in
terest in the hydrant, other than that it is
cheap, servicablc, durable and good ar
ticle. The Trustees are anxious that our
people shall have the best appliances 10 be
obtained, and at the smallest possible cost.
Last evenings storm upset l.. Prachts
bread wagon on Walnut street, splitting its
contents upon the ground and damaging
the wagon slightly.
The Board OF Education at its last meet
ing elected Geo. w. Chessell President and
S. +. Dean Clerk.
Yesterdays storm blew down two small
trees on Fifth street People in many
parts of town thought another sample of
the genuine gilt-edged article had come,
and FASTENED to the cellar.
The remainder of Martins Ferry is
crowded out for want of space Ed.
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IN A SMALL WAY.
The News of the Day Pointedly Para
Eraphed for HAsty Readers.

the News of the Day POintedly Para-
graphed for HAsty Readers.
CRY COUNCIL this evening in special
session.
"THE Boy Tramp" at the Grand Opera
House this evening.
ONE marriage license was issued by
Clerk Hook yesterday.
"SHADows of Great City" at the
Opera House this evening.
THE ball for the benefit of Bilson Jack
comes off this evening, at Filan's Hall.
THE Mclaughlin Jubilee Singers will
give concert at Moundsyille, May 9th.
THREE deeds Of trust were admitted to
record in the County Clerks Office yester-
day.
THIS evening the social and supper OF
the /. o. of r. and /. o. G. T. begins at
Union Hall. The affair will be continued
tomorrow evening.
THE Minerva Literary Society of the
Female College, will give literary aud
musical entertainment in the college audi
forum this evening.
THOMAS NJ. REED, the South Side
mailer, whose funeral took place yesterday,
was member of the Knights OF Honor,
and his wife will receive $4,000 from the
order.
A NUMBER of the market men who at
tend the upper market complain that they
have goods stolen nearly every night, in
various amounts, and would like to have
it stopped somehow.
A CHAP from Washington, d. c., at
tempted 10 commit suicide in Market
street saloon, last evening. He pulled out
pop and pointed it at his head, when n
friend seized his arm and prevented him.
He was arrested and locked up.
The last of the course of free medical
lectures given by our city physicians to
Miss Boyd's missionary work, will be de-
livered this evening at 1880 o'clock in the
North Street Methodist Church, by DR..
Harriet Il. Jones. Subject, "How to he
Hea' thy" For women only. Admission,
free.
LOUIS BARRY, engineer at Bodley's
wagon works, while starting the engine
Yesterday afternoon, was struck on the left
leg by the lever flying suddenly back as
the engine went over center. The leg was
badly fractured between the knee and
ankle and Barry was taken to his home,
where Drs. Taylor and Reed set the in
jured limb.
A LARGE number of people braved the
stormy weather last evening and assem-
bled at Arion Hall, to attend the supper
and entertainment given by the Ladies'
Aid Society of the Cathedral. A splendid
supper was served at o'clock and con-
tinued until O'Clock, after which de-
lightful entertainment was given in the
hall, consisting Of musical numbers,
poems and tableaux. Among those who
sang was Mrs. NJ. L. Whitaker, and it was
quite treat TO hear her. The tableaux
were beautiful, and, in fact, the whole at
fair was a grand success.
Mrs. II. FRESHMAN, of Linden, Mass,
writes to Chief of Police Smith that she
recently saw an account in the Boston
Globe stating that man named James
Freeman had murdered one Ike Catwell,
and escaped arrest. She says her nus
band disappeared some time ago and she
would like to discover his whereabouts.
She says he is 3 feet 81 inches tall, dark
eyes, gray hair, and the second finger OF
the left hand is taken off at the third
Joint. Mrs. Freeman fails to state where
the murder took place and the Chief knows
nothing of such a case.
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Atthe Grand Onera House.

Last eveveing Madame Melville and her
son Augustin, opened three nights en-
gagement to q large audience in their own
drama, 1.-The Boy Tramp" The play is
much better than the general run of melO
dramas, and Madame Neuyille is first
class artist. Augustin Neuville, as the
Boy Tramp" is a good comedian. In
fact the whole company is good, and that is
seldom found in travelling companies OF to-
day The whole drama appeals to the
better class of theatre gOers, and we pre-
diet good business for this company the
balance OF the week. They appear again
this evening, and on Saturday afternoon
there will be grand matinee for the
ladies. Secure your seats for this evenings
performance early and avoid the rush.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29

NATURES HIGHWAY.
Doinga Of Boats and Bostmsu sloag q
Ohlo.

Doings Of Boats and Bostasn sloas he
Ohio.
The marks on the landing last evening
indicated feet inches and falling.
Over 100 barges and boats OF coal were
put over the tails ut Louisville on Mon
day TO be taken South.
The Iron Age and Ironside exchanged
tows below Cincinnati, the former return
ing TO Pittsburgh and the latter 10 ~.
Louis
The Sam Clarke, in addition 10 sinking
boat of coal by striking the bridge pier
ct Louisville, tore some fifty or sixty feet
of her guards of.
II is intimated that the Wyoming and Dz-
cotah may be placed in tho Pittsburgh
and st. Louis trade. They are both well
adapted 10 the trade.
The Abner O'Neal will 10 into the
Wheeling and Pittsburg trade, making her
first trip on Monday. Another boat will
be placed in the trade with her as soon ~
possible.
The Alice Brown, on arriving at Cincin-
natl had hand missing. He filled tho
position Of lamp-trimmer, aud Is supposed
TO have fallen overheard. lie lived at
Dayton, Ohio.
The DauntIess struck q coalboat nj b.
kers Island, which was right in the chan.
mel and very much in the way, but II Was
reported 10 the afternoon that u had been
gotten of and that the channel there Was
clear The boat was sent down 10 be ad-
ded to the tow Of the John Moren.
Marks from above--Oil City 3 feet and
at stand; Parker 3 feet 10 inches and
falling; Rice's Landing Z feet 8. inches
and falling, Lock No. 4, feet aud fall
ing. Greensboro 10 feet 4 inches and Allink,
Brownsville O feet 2 inches and falling.
Morgantown 8 feet inches and falling.
SSgt. Stewart, In charge Of the SIGNAL
Service station here, got hack yesterday
from uip down the river. lie reports
having established compile OF new Sta
tons during his absence, both Of which
will lie Of great advantage 10 Pittsbusg
coal men -one nj Charleston, w. Va, add
the other ut GAINESVILLE, o. The former n
on the Big KaDawha and the latter on tho
Muskingum river. Piasbsrg Commercial
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BELLAIRE.

j. L. Fusner, the clown, is home on
visit "Jess" is a success in the sawdust
ring.
Hop of the Rowing Club this evening.
The trial of Thomas Mccormick, ar
rested for selling on Sunday, attracted
considerable attention yesterday at City
Hall. The prosecutors, who are members
of the League" were out in force, but
the witnesses Of the defendant numbered
over thirty. 1t is said TO have been test
case, in which the Saloon Keepers Asso-
citation took hand Mccormick was held
in $500 for Court.
Yesterday was the time set apart for the
assessors to equalize the values Of certain
real estate that has changed hands during
the past year, but as the weather was bad
the date was deferred.
The marriage of John Ehler, the nail
feeder, TO Miss Jennie Adams, Is an
nounced.
The new Y. NJ. C. T. U. met last night.
The organization already has sixty mem
bers.
Miss Ada Sherman, the reyiyalist, was
in the city yesterday
Arrangements are being made to feed 100
teachers by the Association which meets
here on Saturday.
Our people imagined hurricane was
upon them in full force last night ut 500
A terrific wind and rain storm lasting
about ten minutes blew of several tin
roofs and broke large number Of hanging
signs.
To-day Hon. J. ID. Taylor examines APP
plicants for the position as cadet 10 the
Naval Academy. q
DIR. John Williams, formerly pastor OF
the First NJ. Z. Church, will take trip to
Europe next month.
Drilling for oil will soon be commenced
at Glencoe.
John Coffee, coal miner, has been nd
Judged insane, and has been taken 10 the
Athens asylum
Milton Marling, aged % years, died
Wednesday night, and will lie buried to-
day. He was q member Of the X. Of J..
A large number Of the bridges on the b.,
z. * c. road are in need Of repairs.
There was slight ire at the residence
of Daniel Springer, on Gravel Hill, last
night.
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CIRCUIT COURT.
Business Transacted In Both Parts, Yes
fPrdny.

Business Transacted In Both Parts. Yes
terday.
In Part One Judge Boyd granted writ
of ccriid rdri in the cases of O'Neill and
Lyme vs.. VIM. Ulfert, ordering Justice
Caldwell to certify the evidence and record
into this Court.
In Part Two, Judge Jacob, in the cases
of the State vs.. Henry Troutwine and
William Winters, the appellants not de-
string To prosecute their appeal further,
the Court entered judgment that the judg-
mcnt rendered by the Justice below, with
costs, be sustained. ThereupOn the fines,
so and costs in each case, were paid in
open Court.
The case Of J. E. ClatOr vs.. Charles OF
to, was put on trial before the following
jury: August Serig, John Spiedel, Felix
MuldoOn, James Anderson, G.. A. Kyle
and James West, Arguments in the case
were heard, and it was adjourned over un-
til this morning.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29
Transfers OF Real Estate.

The following transfers of real estate were
left for record at Clerk Hooks Office yes
terday:
Deed made April 81, 1887, by w. w.
Thompson and Others to Belle Kahn for o
part Of lot numbered in square 81 in
Sprigg & Ritchie's addition to the city.
Consideration, $40.
Deed made April 81, 1887, by Jane
Thompson and Others to G. d. Thompson
for tract of land or lot fronting on Wood
street, being part of lot No. in Sprigg &
Ritchies addition to the city. Considera-
ton, $500.
Deed made the 9th day OF April, 1887,
by John NJ. Emmerth and wife TO Isabelle
Hawkins, wife OF J. Nj. Hawkins, for the
south ten feet of lot No. and north ten
feet of lot No. 4, lying on the west side OF
South Penn street, Island. Consideration,
$775.
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Justice for Collector Crawford.

In the REGISTERS account of the pro
ceedings of Council Wednesday morning,
the reporter, in recording resolution re-
lating to suits instituted by Collector Craw-
ford against delinquent taxpayers, made il
appear the suits were against the Collec-
tor, Just the reverse of the true situation.
Mr.. Crawford is anxious to close up his
affairs, and turn his Office over to his sue
cessOr, and the resolution introduced in
Council is not the right way to get at it.
If Council objects to the speedy collection
of the delinquent taxes, it ought to give
Mr.. Crawford credit for them on the tax
duplicate. This will settle the matter at
once.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29
The Last Act.

Coroner Schultze yesterday morning
viewed the remains of Edward Pring, who
died in the Eclipse saloon, Wednesday
night, from bursting blood vessel during
violent fit of coughing. He rendered O
verdict in accordance with the circum'
stances. The body was laid out at Frew
& Bertschy's undertaking establishment,
and the funeral will take place this morn
ing from the Water street entrance of the
establishment. Four members of the Sid
C. France Company, of which deceased
was advance agent, who are playing Of
Steubenville, will come down this morn
ing and act as pallbearers. The interment
will take place at the Peninsula cemetery,
and Rev. Dornblaser will officiate.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29

Which II takes the form Of disease Of the kidneys
or bladder, is a task well nigh impossible of 90,
eomPlishment Renal and yesicsl maladies are
more Obstinate than any Others. Counterfeit,
therefore, the earliest indications of inactivity
Of the many organs with Hostettef's stomach
Bitters, which possesses, among other excellent
qualities. those Of an efficient dinretic. The de-
gree of stimulation apparent from its use reaches
but never goes beyond the bounds of safety. 1t
invigorates always, never initiates. Bright's
disease, diabetes, eatarrh ofsthe bladder, are
diseases successfully eombatted in their incip-
ieney with this benign medicinal Stimulant and
tonic Besides reinforcing and regulating the
kidneys and bladder, the Bitters is specinc for
fever and sgue, constipation and dyspepsia.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29
James LYLE In the Cooler.

James Lyle, who recently escaped from
the Athens, Ohio, lunat;c asylum and went
to his home in Bridgeport, where he sew
erly cut Officer Meister, who attempted to
arrest him, came over to the city yesterday
and upon a telephone message from Officer
Stuff, Officers McNichOl and Watson arrest
ed him about o'clock yesterday morning
near the Second ward market house and
placed him in the lookup. Several of his
friends came over yesterday and made ar
engagements to leave him in the lookup I'M
til to-day, when he will probably he taken
back to tho asylum. Lyle, who seemed TO
be in his right mind yesterday, said he
hated to 20 back to Ohio, for they treated
Democrats tough over there, while Repub-
licans were fOndled.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29

THE Pullman vestibule train went
through Oh the Panhandle this afternoon
and attracted q large number of sight
seers. Probably nearly five hundred curl
ously disposed persons were at the depot,
many of whom passed through the linked
wheel palace and took in the beauties
with open mouths. There was plenty Of
champagne on board, but even Steuben-
ville's nobs failed to get smell.-Gdzette.
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RnckIen,. Arnlca Saliva.

The best salye in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns and all the Skin Eruptions, and
positively cures Piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give satisfaction or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by Logan & Co.
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shadows of a Great city"

This successful comedy drama, written
by L. r. Shewell, Esq, has bad most
successful tour throughout the United
States 1t comes heralded by the press in
most flattering manner, and is one of the
strongest plays of its kind on the stage to-
day. The company is remarkably strong
one, including Annie Ward Tiffany, Helen
Rand, VIM. s. I[arkins, George Il. Edeson,
W. II. burton, w. w. Allen, w. II. Her
man and Others. The story is cOmpactly
and gracefully told in the dialogue, the ac-
ton is brisk and the situations give scope
for elaborate scenic and mechanical effects,
which constitute prominent feature Of
the performance 1t is good play, SPLEEN
didly set and acted by good company,
and the result should be crowded houses
the entire engagement. The first perform
ance will be given this evening.
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rndsI to New Advertisements.
SECOND PAsA

SECOND PAsE
Wanted-Salesman.
French Capers-HSnauer'S
i.rV Air RefrigeratOrs-Nesbitt & Bro
Fof observation-disclosures Louis A. Shefley.
Wanied-Dining Room Girls.
Wanted--Coat Maker.
Excelsior Baking POwder-R. II. List.
& A. n. Bean Bake-Chapline Street Rink.
FOURTH PAGE
saYed-M. Gutman & Co.
An Era--D. Gundling 4 Co.
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c.iarrh I. Not . Hood Dsssss..

No matter what parts II may Gually n.
feet catarrh always starts in the bead, and
belongs TO the head. There h no mystery
about the origin OF this direful diseaas. Il
begins In neglected cold One Of The
kind that n ''sure 70 be better 10 . few
days" Thousands Of victims know bow
II b by sad experience. ElyB Cream Balm
cures colds In the head and caiauh In al
its stages. Not Q muf or liquid.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29

Movements OF Citizens and the Coming
and Going of Strangers.
Mr.. James MeCann and Miss Ella Nc
Allister were married at the Cathedral
yesterday afternoon, Mgr. Sullivan Officiat-
ing.
Mr.. Lloyd Dumire, of Grafton, and Mr..
J. W. Dumire, Of st. George, W. Va, were
in the city yesterday.
Mr.. John Drake arrived home from Eng
land yesterday, after an absence OF five
weeks among relatives and friends.
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X ,'l---=sl.4 various sources, and, while
it case 10 be deplored, it is quite in
teresting. Mr.. Hobbs is an ex-mail car
rier, and lately has been working at the
Nail City lantern factory.
But now the baby is back in IFS mothers
arms, and the story is finished up to the
present time.
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A Gard of Thanks.

We wish TO return our most sincere
thanks to all of the many friends who ex-
tended their sympathy and aid in our be
reavement and afllictiOns at the death Of
our loved one, Jimmy.
Mr.. WIN. OURN AND FAMILY.
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Mis- Agnes Herndon Coming Again.
civil Suit Settled.

Yesterday the suit of jerome Mirabess
vs.. Martin Thornton, claiming $500 dam
ages done to the building No. 1924 Market
street. was tried before Justice W. III.
Caldwell. Col. w. w. Arnett and Col.
Robt. White appeared for plaintiff and
john o. Pendleton for the defense. After
hearing the evidence the jury, after being
out about two minutes, returned verdict
for Martin.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1887-04-29

Our spring stock OF Ladies' and Gents
Fine Shoes, which we had made 10 order
for the trade, We are offering at
a bargain. Call at 1913 Main street.
Jos. HASENAUER.
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Just reeelYed-A line OF Travellers
Protective Association badges.
4. q. DILLON e. 60.

The Throat roVl.'s Broachidi TnochSs' &C
directly on the organs Of the voice. They have
an extraordinary effect in all disorders of the
throat