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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
THE HEN.

Patrick Doyle has u COW on his dairy
farm whose life is just now made miserable
oS a mems singular attachment for her.
For over a year the hen has been an in.
Separate companion of the COW, and
spends oil of time, when not on her nest or
joining the other chickens when they are
fed, perched on the cows back. There she
roos's at night, whether the COW may be in
the barn, the barn-yard. or the pasture.
The Gov does not approve of this close
COMPROMISING, and is always trying to
shake the hen off with her tail. The hen
is always prepared for these attempts, and
when the COW lowers her head and shakes
her shoulders the hen trots along her back
beyond the effects of the shaking.
At times the COW will suddenly start on a
dead run around a field or the barn-yard,
lowering her head, lashing her tail, and
following, MS if to terrify the hen into TAX
ing her departure. The result of this
mnneuver on tho part of the COW is, nine
times out of ten, to force its unwelcome
companion to fly off. The COW is no sooner
ut rest than the hen steals up and mounts
again to her perch.-Y Youths Companion.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
To Dislodgs the Kuc,ny,

When it takes tho form OF disease OF ohe KID
news or bladder, is q task we'll nigh Impossible
of accomplishment Renal and vestcal maia-
dies are more obstinate than any others. coun-
teract. therefore, the earliest indications OF IN
activity of the many organs with Hostetters
s+,,,och Bittors, which possesses. among other
excellent qualities. those of m efficient diufosic'
m. 1eoree OF stimulation apparent from its use
reoches. but never goes beyond, the bounds OF
s.fety. 1t invisorates always nevor lrri.a1es
rri,,,t.s disease, dilbctcs. cntarrh OF tho blad
49, o,o d;senses successfully coInbated in
their incirioncy with this b nisn medicine.
st;,n,,ant and tonic. Hesil les rc-sn'orcine una
regulating tho kidneys and bladder the n''.ets
ia spsci..c for foyer and aguo' conS'pa''o1
auu 4 ;"kepsia-
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
SATISFACTION FOR ONE.

All purchases warranted satisfactory, OF
money refunded" was the sign that at
tracted a countrymnn into a Baxter street
clothing store. His purchase proved &c
be unsatisfactory to him, and he wen
bnck for his money.
"No, mine flient; We don't vas do bust
ness dot way" replied the proprietor.
But your sign promises satisfaction o,
money refunded"
Dot vas all right! I stand by dot sign
Dot purchase was satisfactory nit me, and
I don't vas guarantee to give satisfaction
NIT you."-Drake's Trareler's Magazine
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

Capt. Louis Nogelsang, while dredging
with his oyster schooner on Bodkin bar, at
the mouth of the Patapsco river recently,
brought up n common stone-china plate on
which were three oysters, as if ready to be
eaten. The oysters had attached them
selves to the plate, as had also an %unwhole-
some quantity of mud.-Balimore Sun.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
The Queen.

If Moxie Nerve Food can take the place of
dragging and stimulating, it has come to stay,
and many of the doctors say 1t actually does.
After thirteen or fourteen months on the
market its sale is said to be the largest ever
known. The large cities are talking Mox.e
forever, aud every nervous woman or over
worked person kinks it is tho last half of
everything that has just been found. Poor
little Moxie weed, it never dreamed before
that it was soon to be queen of the medical
world
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
The Successful Remsdy for
Nasal Catarrh

Must be non-irritating, easy of application,
and one that will, by it's own action, reach all
the remote sores and liberated surfaces. The
history Of the efforts to treat catarrh during
the past few years demonstrates that only one
remedy has met these conditions, and that is
Ely's Cream Balm. This safe and pleasant
remedy has mastered catarrh as nothing else
has ever done, and both physicians and patients
freely concede this fact. The moro distressing
symptoms quickly yield to it, and a multitude
of persons who have for years borne all the
worry and pain that catarrh can infict, testify
to radical and permanent cures wrought by it
Ely's Cream Balm is perfectly soothing, excites
no dread, d~issolves the hardened accumula-
lions, lessons the extreme sensibility Of the
nerve centers to cold and all external irritants,
and is followed by no reaction whatever.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

RESIDENT Of Gratiot, Mich, says he
fonnd n fish frozen fast in a block of ice.
He took the fish home, and the next morn
ing found it Topping around on the kitch-
en- floor in n very lively manner.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
Health Marks.

A bright eye, clear skin, glowing features,
animated expression, and a quick, firm step.
These are all secured by using DR.. Harter's
Iso, Hon;o
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
FPoLEON AND HIS FATORITI
HORSE.

foLEON AND HIS FA TORITE
HORSE.
Napoleon I, paid considerable atten-
A to the voices of animals. O'Meara
IS the following from q conversation
IN the Emperor: "How can we know
\. The animals have not a language of
Hf own? Does it not seem to be
y presuming on our part to deny the
S'ence OF such a language simply
cause We do not understand it? We
wv mat a horse has a memory, that
yan make distinctions, that it shows
'p's''y and sympathy; it knows its
S'eF and can tell him from the serv-
E, although it sees the master but
'elS and has the groom for company
,Vashout the day" The Emperor
+s'ea that he had once owned a horse
WI always succeeded in finding him,
vi "hen he had hidden among other
!Ee' This animal always showed
Wy whenever the Emperor mounted
lie would permit but n groom
,n0se care he was placed, to get on
Os'k, but wh,n this groom was the
sne whole bearings and move
I4.' ef the horse we're different from
u .iey We're when the Emperor
~ A'n' lnthe former case case the
seemed to be fully conscious that
"er was but subordinate. When
/ ''for hal lost his way while
scoa lung or hunting, he simply
wv The reins on the neck of this
- mo he always speedily and sure
nYand the right way. When the
rvlor approached. the horse gave
pain '. Ms to his Joy hy a special sort
n,1 sung an often it had seemed to
hsN as If the animal vas irving to
rAn something.-Uebe, Land und
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
4HE.iLTuYF

"Mawnin', Brudder Smif! How's all de
folks wild you!" "Dey is all we'll, Dress
Moses! One Oh de chilluns was ailin' yis-
terday, but hit died jurin' de night."-Ier-
as SiftinQS.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

Mark A. Miller, Tray. Agent, Erie r. r.,
writes: "Suff red with pleuro-pneumonia;
one bottle OF Red Star Cough Cure, en-
sured my recovery" AT Druggists.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

1880, r. r. Leonard, Hamburg, Pa,
wrote: Had severe ~infammnt,ry rheuma-
tism for weeks; a few applications of St
Jacobs Oil cured me-" Oct. 10, 1856. he
writes: Confirm statement; was entirely
cured" Price fifty cents. Sold by Drug
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
'Foo's Rush In, Where Angels Fcar
to Trend -

ava 90 ;mpetnous youth is often given to folly
ana lnal cretlons; and, as q result. nervo,,
m1n,a. aIa 9rga.ls dcbi i'y follow, memory il,
ibarYs creams sel ocenrf is licking; at night
setting in, ruin is in The track TN In c aSu seems
son can, and should write to DR.. i. y. pierce'
o. i1hilalo, N; T., the author of a Treatise fo,
INC benefit of that class of patients. and d.
er,.oe Your symptoms and surerings. lie can
Gu, uart son az Your homo, and will send you fun
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
"Is THERE no balm in Gllcad?

~, ote ~ "
Thanks to d.. Pierce, there is a balm in his
sGolden Me iical Discovory"-a sbalm for
every wound" to health, from colds, coughs,
consumption, bronchitis, and all chronic,
blood, lung and liver affections. OF druggists
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
Early 4PPRECI17ION.

This is a story which u minister told thc
other day at a fellowship meeting net one
thousand miles from Springfield: II said
to a young woman who had been q member
of my congregation that I had not seen hel
at church of late. She replied that she had
been kept Mt home with her little boy,
years old. 1 then cordially invited her tc
bring him to church. This time the an
swer was: Il know that he would appye.
ciate your preaching now better than when
he is older!"-SprinntIed Republican.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

NJ. r. HoLcoMBE, of Bovine, Mich, is
the owner of a pair of heel-plates taken
from the boots Of the first rebel killed by
the 2Gth Michigan Infantry.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
4GOOD CATCH.

Charley Ito his pretty consin)-"Do you
know, Maud, 1 understand that the beauti-
full girl with Smith is batting her trap for
p,o9n
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

The largest clothcspin factory in the
world burned at Custer, Mich, the other
day. Its average daily product was 1890
clothespins.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

~ Very far from those who
aug honestly to reach it.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06
To LadieS

Suffering from functional arrangements or
any or the painful disorders or weaknesses in
c.dent to the r Sex, DIR. Plerce's trea tise, il
instrated with wood-cuts md culor.d plates
u6o pages), suggests sure means of complete
selt-cure. Sent for ~ cents in stamps. Ad-
4ress Worlds Dispcnsary Medical Association,
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

Pretty Cousin-''Indeed! What kind Of
n trap is it. Charley-a mouse trap?"-New
York SIN.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

B~soScHlrIs is cured by frequent small
doses OF Fiso's Cure for Consumption.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

TEL EDunMEc for private lines. Sold outright.
ilUNlS Circulars free. Agents wanted.
Address HARBERT TEL. Co., l5iLaSalle ST., Chicago.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-05-06

as SifHnOs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29
TO ABOLISH WAR.

At banquet one evening during the
recent celebration in Philadelphia
General Phil. Sheridan responded to
the toast to the army, and in happy
little speech said, among other things
"There is one thing that you should
appreciate and that is that the improve
ment IN guns and in the material OF
var. in dynamite and other explosives,
and in breecn-loadiDg guns 10 rapidly
bringing us t. a period when war will
be eliminated from history. when we
can no longer stand up and fight each
other, and when we will have to resort
to something else. Now, what will that
something else be3 1t will be arbitra-
ton. mean what l say when ex-
press the belief that any Of those here
present who may live until the next
centennial will find that arbitration will
rule the whole world" 1t is a good
sign, when one of the bravest and best
soldiers in the world, the head of our
army than which there is none more
ready to fight when occasion offers or
necessity calls, takes this wise and
humane view o; the tendency of the
age. 1t is unlike the soldier 10 talk IN
this strain, for the disposition is to
glorify the army and make it appear
that it is essential to peace to maintain
large fighting force. We believe that
in less than a quarter of century
standing armies will be at discount
everywhere. and within half
century arbitration will be firmly
established with all the civilized
governments. when the millions of men
who are now maintained in idleness or
for the purpose of shooting each other
down, will be converted from con-
sumers into producers, and thus make
the world so much richer. That arbi-
tration has not sooner asserted itself is
evidence that man has been slow to
rise from the condition of barbsrism;
that he is 10th to yield to his reason,
and slow to abandon the argument OF
force to that of wisdom. The more
civilized nations are fast firing of war
as a means for the adjustment OF dis
putes, and when few of these powers
shall pronounce in favor of peaceful
arbitration, all will fall into line.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

A New YORK newspaper contains 3
lona account of how an eight-year-old
daughter of W. &. Vanderbilt is being
brought up. She was taken from the
nursery at six years, and has since been
required to practice two hours day at
the piano. and to study French, German
and Italian. besides all the common
English branches. She is permitted to
play very little, and may be said to have
no plsymates. By the time she is
twenty she may be prepared 70 elope
with the coachman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29
SEVERE PUNIsHMENTs.

It takes the Kansas courts a long
time to get down to earnest work in the
matter Of Furnishing Violstors of the
law, but when they do set about it they
make the fur fly, so to speak. At
Wichita, week ago to-day, one J. T.
Stewart was arraigned for sentence for
violation of the prohibitory liquor law
He had been clerk in drug store, and
like all drug clerks had sold liquor; but
unfortunately for him he had been
caught at the business. There were sOS
counts in the indictment against him,
and as the proof of guilt wss conclusive
he pleaded guilty. with the view to
tightening the punishment and keeping
the costs down. The Court, how
ever, took a different view of
the case, and sentenced the young
man on each count, the ag-
gregste imprisonment being seventeen
years and four months in the county
Jail and the money fines amounting to
$50, 800, to say nothing of the costs
which had not been computed. The
proprietor of the drug store pleaded
guilty at the same time his clerk was
arraigned, but when called for sentence
failed to respond, and has not since
been seen in those parts. Doubtless he
concluded that he could make money
by fight, and the outcome proves the
correctness of his Judgment.
But when one looks at this sentence
he cannot but think the court was actu-
sted by other motives than an honest
desire to enforce the law, and put
check to the sale OF liquor. The punish
ment is out of all proportion with the
enormity of the crime, and indicates
fanaticism on the bench with which no
community can sympathize.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

IT Is highly discreditabJs to Principal
Officer Bell and Captain Barr, of the
Thistle, that they should suggest that
the defeat of the yacht In Tuesday g
race was due to some malicious doctor.
ing" of her bottom. This is not sports
manlike; it is not manly; in fact it is
ill-bred and contemplate. If there
were a suspicion that the yacht had
been interfered with, it would be i'm
proper for the men named to speak of
it until they had assured themselves OF
the facts and could make showing in
proof of their charge. Barr and Bell
are not made OF what good manly
sportsmen are composed of. Last year
The English accepted their defeat in a
proper spirit, and went home. like the
gentlemen that they were, confessing
the superiority of the Yankee craft, and
taking with them the respect of every
body on this side the Atlantic.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29
Omaha,
Council Bluffs
and Chicago.

The only line to take for Des Moines, Mar
shalltown, Cedar Rapids, Clinton, Dixon.
Chicago, Milwaukee, and all points East To
the people of Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming,
Utah, Idaho, Nevada, Oregon, Washington
and California it offers superior advantages
not possible by any other line.
among few of the numerous points OF
superiority enjoyed by the patrons of this
road between Omaha and Chicago, are its
twotrsins day of DAY COACHES, which
are the finest that human art and ingenuity
can create; its PALACE SLEEPING
CARS, which are models of comfort and
elegance; its PARLOR DRAWING
ROOM CARS, unsurpassed by any; and
its widely celebrated PALATIAL DIN.
ING CARS, the equal of which can not be
found elsewhere.
At Council Bluffs the trains of the Union
Pacific Ry. connect in Onion Depot with
those of the Chicago & Northwestern Ry
connection with those of all Eastern lines
For Detroit, Columbus, Indianapolis, Gin
cinnsH, Niagara Falls, Buffalo, Pittsburg
Toronto. Montreal, Boston, New York, Phil
adelphia, Baltimore, Washington, and all
points In the East, ask the ticket agent for
tickets via the
NORTHWESTERN"
II you wish the best accommodation. All
cket agents sell tickets via this line.
n. HUGHITT, E. P. WILSON,
Genl Manager. Gen'l Pass. Agent.
J. q. YOUNG, chicago.
Travelling Pass. Agent
At the q. 2. Office.
Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

THE PHILADELPHIA Record thinks il
ridiculous that the Plymouth congrega-
ton should make such TODD about
filing their pulpit. The Record says:
1.-The members of the congregation
ought to get down on their knees and
ask the Lord in Heaven to forgive them
for their PRIDE" They are more likely
to send request to the Almighty to
come down and occupy Plymouth pull
pit
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

HENRY GEORGE declares that he does
not want to be elected Secretary of
State OF New York, because he cannot
well spare the time to the duties of the
office. Is this. pure gall, or does George
think he is letting himself down easy?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29
The Ladies' Problem.

Ladies who are not beautiful naturally
desire to become so, and those who pos.
sess the charm are equally DESTROYS to
prolong its stay. The question is, as to
the means. "GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP"
solves the problem nationally. It diff.
fuses over the complexion transpar-
ency and smeothness of porcelain
which the fs,rest of her sex might de-
sire, and its effects are more permanent
than those of any of the deleterious CO.'S
metics in use. 1t gives to the face a
natural life-iike tinge, removing every
blemish. and it has the great merit of
being purely vegetable preparation.
Beware of counterfeits. See that &c.
n. CRITTEHToN, Proprietor, is printed
on each packet, without which none is
genuine. Sold by druggists at rs cents
three cakes, 60 cents. Attention is also
invited to Huns INSTANTANEOUS HAIR
DYE" which, as regards durability and
brilliancy of color, has certainly no
equal on this side of the Atlantic.
HACKMETACK," a lasting and
fragrant perfume. Price 25 and 50
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

ACCORDING TO the Chicago Tribune
President Cleveland sent S1O0 to Penn.
syiVanIa veteran who wrote to him
explaining the hardship of his case and
his inability to get pension. The g.
a. R. has said nothing about this pen
sion bill which the President passed and
approved without consulting Congress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

THE New YORK World. on the Shake
spear-Bacon controversy: Until the
present status of the subject is materi-
ally changed, he is flippsnt man who
throws aside the question at issue as q
ioka
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

WEEN ASKING for Statehood Utah
should ask for the amendment of the
maps, so IS to recover that corner OF
territory which was prigged from us
and attached to Wyoming a few years
aoo
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

The LATEST is mammoth salt
trust" which is to control the salt
business of the country. With 5000
square miles of salt water, and noun
talns of rock salt, Utah need not be
hurt by the trust"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

How SHALL We abolish the cause Of
divorce7" asks a contemporary. Try
staying at home at night, and paying
some attention to your wife. If that
wont abolish it, induce your wife to
stay home and entertain you.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

Prince ALBERT says Bls ne IS the
only able American he ever met. 1t is
evident from this that the Prince never
met any of the American genuemen
hereabouts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

AS PAVING even a single street in Salt
Lake City is out of the question, why
not macadamize one of the principal
thoroughbred That wouldn't pauper-
ize the property owners, and would be
great impro Yement over mud and
muck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

CAPTAIN BARE of the Thistle is as
snappish and disagreeable as though he
had sat down on one.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

The PROCESSION is headed in thi
direction, and Salt Lake should o.
getting ready to catch on"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

In REFERENCE to the Mrs. Cleveland
Governor Foraker incident. it seems
not to have occurred to anybody to
suggest that if Mrs. Cleveland did not
snub Foraker, she didn't do what any
woman of spirit who respected her hus-
band would have done under the cir.
cumstances. There is nothing in the
Constitution or laws which prohibits
the wife of the President from being a
woman.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-09-29

New MEXICO is looming as rival OF
Canada as rendezvous for American
fugitives from justice, many forgers, de-
fsulters and embezzlers from the United
States having recently turned up in the
first named country. We believe it will
be more satisfactors, on the whole, if
American fugitives will take refuge in
Mexico. Their punishment may not be
according to law, but most of them will
be despoiled of their iil-gotten gains if
they stay among the greasers long.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-11-11

trouble and also placed in the cage with
Lingg. Chief Jailer Folz, his son, the assist
ant jailer, and several guards then proceeded
TO search Lngg's cell. Tho bedding was
closely examined for weapons, poison, or
other contraband articles, but without sue.
cess. Numerous books and papers were over.
hauled, and also miscellaneous collection Of
books and empty cigar boxes. One of the
latter was found to be remarkably heavy.
The lid was opened and startling discov-
cry followed. -Four bombs, wrapped up in a
copy OF The Arbeiter Zeitung, were found.
They were made of one-half inch gas pipe,
about seven inches in length. Both ends
were plugged" while the bombs were
primed and ready to be instantly exploded
A piece of understanding fuse, about three
inches in length, protruded from the end
each bor1b Tho four Internal machines
were at once taken to Jailer FOLKS private
Office A consultation was held between
Sheriff Matson, Chief Deputy Glea.
son, Jailer Folz, Chief Clerk Price, and
several other Jail officials, and it was decided