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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
Wfd1tncr mo 1rntfet.

wel6e td9li9 cine bis spst Gtuhben 3ett
Ibri9 bobert, fonnen in berielben pDbeutlib
gang lei6t lie tiinf bis 5ebn Gpltats. bdOurG
Der6ienen, oaB lie- ais ullleres elsenteh einen
fir ieben 6ouSbalt pertbnDllen 4rtiteI per-
%taufen. Sol9e, bic bierauf reflettiren, mo-
gen gefaui9it cine ober 5toei Yerloaen, auj
wel9e ie iib berufen f6nilen, anseben.
.. NeMlt $50,
SO Mercer Str, &c 10 y ort.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
@erbaasntBpoaer gtrett.
sine s@eere ais @aHe.

@inen Der6Gngnifpnllen 9ltsgang ,tabm
ein Strett, tpelGer Mttttpo1 Mtittag 1T benz
6altie $50. 90 GbatbamitraBe 3tpil9en oeu
Srldnbern Dtarttn S'9teta nab 9nmtnif
9'Weallep ans geringfit8isem QnIaB beraufe
beih!poren ipurOe. Sm @iftr bes gSprt@
tpebielS ergriff S'OlalIep cine Gbeere ulto
1tteB 6tele ieinent @egner 10 tief III Den 2eib.
6eB Der 1ln9liidlibe ieiner @Anoe erlegen
lit. Der Wt0rber S'Wtaleb befin6et ftd
in einer Belle bes @on1ltpaefananiiies.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
Eatettte.

Solgertbe 4atente ipuroen fir Die am 10
Suli 1887 en0igen0e @o6e Don Der Ser.
Staaten BatentsO Office al meitIi6e @rfinber
Derabfolgt, Die bertdtet our6 Mm. s.. SOB,
9ateutz 2lntualt, .3tntmer 68 Weetropolttdu
Blod CO. M, @de Qa SaQez uno 8anbolpb
Str0Be), Gbtcago.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
&artDoISi'S Statue USSSreibeit er=
Ietd)tett0 ole 2SeIt"

miro etile WtahmN19 p%erI0nllber Sreibeit fir
fomnteIoe 3eiten letr. aui 9eroOe 10 ii6ere
@runOIa9e it Dr.. gierce's Golden Medical
d,fe,91t cs,t,ot (g mdpSnS m, mSsG mir6 G2s o Si'tn
binour0 ais ELM Genfmal tDrperli9er @monz
S~ipotiori Contender itebeu, 1pelbe bur6 ibren
Gebruu6 Gdpinblu9t, gta6ti6peiB, guftz
r0bren= GntsarbuIg, {euitelt, 8lutipeieu,
SlluqeHidwdde nnb dnbere Sebl= un0 2rn=
9euIeioen losgeworoen li1O.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
9oS Oentfdle &rieaerfen.

glm g., T., 5. un6 6. September firOet
bier ba5 Self Oer oeuti6en 8rieaer uno
2du6peDruereine Ser 8ereinigten Staaten
bon 9tor0>9lmerifa itatt. gu bieler. Ser
binoung 9e10relt Seretne aus allen grnberen
GtGoteI Don Californian bis Stem 2)orf.
NliGbrli6 finoet cine @onpentiOn ltatt, Don
Dellell Die erfte Dor StDct Sabren in ct.
2ouiS, Die 5tpeite lebteS SaDr in cincinnati
abgebalteu tpuroe. Gin Der leBteren betDet@
Iigte It'd befaltntli9 Der bieitge !Srtcger>
Seretu IN lebr reger @etie, inoerI Ct einett
52ug BON IL 9Ragen nit @rcuriioni1ten na6
Cincinnati bradte. Der @Dicago arieger>
8erein sGblt jebt nabeSu 500 OtitglieDer.
Su Cincinnati, q. 9ouis, Wttltuaufee,
gtetp 0prf un0 Detroit giebt eS
glei6 itarfe &ereine, tpelde it1
QIe, om beporite6eilben &rtegerfelte be-
tbeiliqsn tperDen. gfidt ipeniger ais
II Der bis iebt ange1nel0eten 8ereilte iper7
ben ibr et9eneS OfuiifcorpS nGitbrtngell, Der
Gbtcag0er &rte9erperetn bat Slret WtIltt>
CORPS ertgagirt, eiitS bon 40 Utann tlr
Gon3ertmuiif ullo ems BON 30 Weann fit
Sa1Sntitiif, SIM @an5en lperDen DON 800
bis 400 OtlItfer auf Dem &riegerfeite 1ptez
len. SIS geb0ren benz 8un0e q Beretle
oil. 8on ben Wtitglieoern tperDen tpent9e
ollf benz Se1te feblen. Die Srie9er, tpelde
meiit atf Dem S6la9tfeloe ibre Sreul1pz
idaft gei6loien babeu, balten felt 5uian17
men ltilo begriiBen nit 6reuoen cine @eIez
een6ett, it'd pieberlebeu Su f0rnen. 8pt
8Inoesnit9liebern Der beridieoeisen Ser
cine lperben ungefGbr 1000 bier Slln1 Selte
erideiutt. 9a nun Die meiiten Der Srtez
gel. ibre s%Santilie Hno SrelrDe mitbrtltgen,
10 lit sat ertparten, oaB ii6 ueni9ite1s 5000
8erlol1eH bon alSlpGrtS at Dem Seite be-
tbeiligen iperoen. On benz lestidbrigen lit
Cincinnati betbeiligten it6 iiber 1000 Ser
ionen nit "a Nftiiteorp5. IS lit beittnrnt
5It eriparten, baB baS oieSjdbri9e Set nod
9r0Ber tper6en iptrb, ais oaS lebttdDrt8c.
Gas &rn9ranrm lit frr5 tpie fol9t: Spnn7
abeuD, ben 3. Sept, @mpfallg Der GGite,
grDBer 3dpfenitretd, Gonlrners III BRANDS
SalIe. Sonntag, Den 4. Sept, 6atptuntz
SIG lftb NliSn1ari6 nad) benz Jior0z
Chicago S0ibenparf, Der1 Seitplabe.
Wfontag, ben 8. Sept, 8orlnitta9s, Dele
gateneS tbH1g in 8ran0's 6aQe; gtadntt1
tags, 8oltsfeit I'M SC. s. Sbilbenparf;
MberbS, groBeS Militdre Gonsert uub
SeNertperf. Otenitag, ben s. Sept, @rlez
bi9ung aler nod porltegenoen 0elegatelt@
9eiddfte, 2IliSfaDrt III 8utldeu unb 9ampf5
boot7G gcurfiOn; abenoSy abl6teose@ Cont
uterS.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
g6apa6e Manaer,

mel6e TIRE pole Mannesfraft nu6 @loiti3it6t
oes @etltes wieoer gu erlangen 1Ditnl9el, er=
balten nneltt9eleli9 Qustanftv Iber eiu
.teses seit0erfabrets; 1Oels3es il9 bis
Ies5r II he ItOsm g e!a;sl5Tsn 9e ess,,| S,a tisfaS .S 1fe
biuig. Sober ietn ei9ener ArSt. BUD nebit
Anpeiiung CUR 6eiluug GRATIS. Wan
obrelIire :, RtinNte GItNic & 9tSpe1ts
farD, is q. &ONEOm Str., Ncm0orf,
%. o..
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
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g0mlSt0! !.
9es gt0rSer oeS HoIistfteM S'g5ttem erb6It
l.. II Sabre 3SmdtbaitS.

= II Sabre .3~mdtbanS.
SimDtbp @rubp, Der W0rSer bes 9ofte
stften O'8rieu, tpurbe0 pnnerftag in &id)ter
9tItgel6's @eri6t uon BEN @si6porenen
i6ul6ig befunoen urlo 5t II Sahren 13a6tz
baus perurtbetlt. Die P~laibopers Der Qn@
tpGlte tparen lun Z llbr GIT Gn6e, t%Doraltf Die
@ei6tuorenen lire lll1tertpetiangen er6ieI=
ten un6 fi6 suriidsogeu. I'm balls 10 1lbr
batfen iie iid auf SEN obtgen Babripruh
g~eeinigt. Der Gerurt1eiLte naEm BEN llrz
tbeilsipru6 rubig uno-obne 3eideu iunerer
8etpegungeent9egen unb iein Qlttpalt iteate
Sen iibli6en 2tntra9 auf 8etptlltgltng zines
neten 8roBfies, iiber ben 1T ndbfter @o6e
perba16elt tperben tpirb. GraOD 1T % Sabre
nIf @
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
Die Rplacaf Oct Site.

Gi6t meuiger Qls e Snquefte mur6en I'M
nerbalb oreier Sage pom @oroner un6
ieinen @ebiitfen aIein iiber Spfer 6es
Sonnenltie6s obgebalten. Die Differ be-
5eifnet lutr Sic 2InSabl Der pl0Bli9en So
Desfdae, Oa bei ben Qei6en iolDer gerioncn,
tpelde our6 etnen 9lrSt belanOelt tporben,
i'll 2Inbctradt be8 bon oieierl auSgeiteIten
So~btcnid)eineS Die NbDaltuu9 zines @Oroz
nerSinqueltS nt6t n0tDig mar.
SIN itIbtii6en @eiunobeitsdmte tpur6en
I'M Ga13eu 16S, pom Sonnenfti6 berrii6>
renoe SobesfGle gemeloet.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

Ste AMgettettt ~beGtebte&t 4tttS bes
fAtttte1t TIaf6en6tere Der GOnraS
Getpp 8reAtn0 &c. fSmO SeSers
ttAattt 5a eNrpfeDIe4t+ SefeNi4mae1s
btttet 4t1&t oireft aat Ste 8rnmeret
att iettSeet. snupfo rtitt II ND
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

Sine Game Idreibt:- SD .gebrqa9e
Qper's @orlapariId. lett. Dielen Scabren III
meeiuer 8amilie uub t6nnte ntbt obne lte
dlllsfomlnel1. 2Sers S6nlerSeu 1eibett. pie
Dlr6 1peibli9e @6wd9eu linb rnregelma=
Bt9teiteu berpor9errFen iinbs 1pttb .bur9
NDer's Sorlapartlfa 1nebr olS bIr9 irsetto
etipas anSeres non ibnen befreit."
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
Sta0t Chicago.
8ettnst9 Sage lat Gattopa.-

B9@ Wetttt5t9 Sage tt G1ttopA.-
Die ultter bteiemSttel I'M rWeiten" perOffentz
tidten intereiiaute1 Neiicidilperlngen bes
6rn. @o}bington SEEING iiuo, et1tent pieI@
fad gcduBerten Nltride 5ufOGge, in elmer
oauerrlberen 6orm ais Bud eridienen, 0as
fir ben biligen 4reis bon 80 @entS nj Der
Office Der ISL. StaatSseitung" uub Ourd
unlere Agenten 81 baben lit. gu 8rGnlielt
Dere6tigte 2eier oes vg8o6enblatts" Ooer
bes n98eitens" fDi1nen DaS Su6 an StelIe
elmer anDeren 4rGnlie beaieben.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25

Mniefe GcifenoeSt 1tno GOtte=
f~ponoc1ttea 0ei1tG1em Se0ettu artt8
fctsen0e Staatcst:
SEER @rnn 9cnnin9DoDcu ote
Gtaaten 1tn0 Serritorten Ne=
Ut0Sfa, @Noutt10, tfaD, S0GbO,
NfcDaS6 1tt.O Californian.
SEER Drett5 SttO Dcrciit Ser St16t
SGiaeis.
serr Sscer @erStms oew Staat
gStsccti1T.
Ssrs SDco. SeGrnatttt Den staet
SUi&aotS.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1887-07-25
Ser Ott1etibus rout.
3w6lf 6eIduurene fir ben SuuSlerz
&rDSeB g%etuOuae1t.
Gr6ffMmn9sreSe SeS Get. stiles
fiir Die Qtttfl09e.

er=Gommidar Sym auf Dem 6~eusenfanO'
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15
The Quintessence of Learning.
Edgar Allan Poe. in Old Ma9azine


 There was once in certain part of India such voluminous library, that 1000 camels were requisite for its transport, and 100 Brahmins had to be paid for its care. The king felt no inclination to wade through all this heap of learning himself, and ordered his well fed librarians to furnish him with an extract for his private use. They set to work, and in about twenty years time they produced nice little encyclopedia, which might have been easily carried by thirty camels. But the monarch found it still too large, and had not even patience enough to read the preface. The indefatigable Brahmins began afresh, and reduced the thirty cargoes in so small a sub stance that single ass marched away with it ill comfort. But the kingly dislike for reading had increased with age, and his servants wrote at last on a palm-leaf: "The quintessence of all science consists in the little word, 'perhapsn Three expressions contain the history of mankind: they were born; they suffered, and they died. Love only what is good, and practice what you love. Believe only what is true, but do not mention all that you believe"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15
Both For the Price of One.

We have made arrangements with the publishers by which we can fur
 nish the popular St. Louis Mogaziae with THE ARKANsAw TRAVELLER at the low price of two dollars and ten cents year for both publications. The price of THE TRAVELLER alone is two dollars a year, and for only ten cents more you may procure both TRAVELLER and Magozine. Subscrip- tions, accompanied by two dollars and ten cents, may be sent to St. Louis 1Nagazine, 213 N. Eighth st., St. Louis, Mo-, or, Read x Benham, Publishers of THE ARKANsAw TRAv- ELER, 78 Calumet Bldg, Chicago, Ill.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15
A Cheap Pair of Pictures.

For forty cents we will mail, post paid, to any address, the splendid col ored engravings, the "Arkansaw Trav- eler" and "The Turn of the Tune; 2 also, without extra charge, the orig inal story of the "Arkansaw Traveller 2 as told by Colonel Sandy Faulkner
 and the music of the "Arkansaw Trav- eler" arranged for the piano. The pictures are gotten up in the highest style of art and possessing such his torical interest they should have a place in every household. Postage stamps taken. Address Read & Ben ham, 7S Calumet Bldg, Chicago, Ill
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15

Children Cry for Pitchers castoria. 4Tz se sssg...s sgsNG GtssF --AosA
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15
Novel Writing.
Fortnightly Review.

In writing his novels Scott never seemed to have the slightest idea what was going to happen, or how it was to happen, though, as a matter of fact, it generally did happen, delight fully if irregularly enough. Dickens is supposed to have been very careful about his schemes, though if any man can explain to me what the plot of "Little Dorritt" is; why 1N'. Tulk- ingho1n chose in that entirely ira tional an improbable manner to persecute Lddy Dedloch; why any, thing, no matter what, as it actually does happen in "Hard Times" hap pens: and what the sense or meaning of Estelld's general conduct is in "Great pectations" he will do more than 1 have ever been able to do for myself, or than any one else has been able to do for me. Thackeray's sins (if in novel writing it be not blasphemy to say that Thackeray sinncd at alb are gross, palpable, and for the mat ter of that confessed by the sinner. In particular, if any one will try to arrange the chronology of the various Pendennis books, and if his hair does not turn white in the process, he may be guaranteed against any necessity for peruke arising from similarly hopeless intellectual labor.
 Of course these things are usually very small faults, except in cases such as that where, out of sheer good nature and deference to old friends, Scott spoilt the finale of "St. Romans Welr' eases in which the carelessness or wilful indifference to keeping the house in order really hurts the story. But they are faults, and I think that on the whole the tendency in average novel writing during the last twenty years has been to correct them. Again, the average writing of said novel is decidedly better, and, generally speak ing, a distinct advance has been made in the minor details of craftsmanship.
 There are one or two popular writers q could mention one in par ticular, if the object here were not to be as little personal as may be) who still sin tlagrantly in the old direction of taking fair pains over the first and the third volume and tlinging to the public the slovenliest botch of sec- ond that it is likely to tolerate. But this want of literary conscience and literary self-respect is much rarer than it need to be, and appears to be regarded by younger hands especially, with proper disgust.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15

Puzzling the Laundress.-A New York young man who arrays himself for his slumbers in the imported h. dian style, recently visited a quiet summer resort, and while there sent two sets of pajamas to the local washerwoman. In making out her bill, the proper names of these gar ments evidently gave her much trouble, but after one or two false starts she entered them as two prs. overalls and two jumpers.-Ha,pe,' $ RdzGr.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15

The Right Side Mrs. Moneybags (to her husband) )-"Now. understand me, MT. Moneybsgs, unless can sit on the right-hand side of the ship, don't want any meals at all"
 Mir. Moneybags-"Why, my dear?''
 Mrs. Moneybags-"I heard some one say the star board would be on that side, and Iguess we're rich enough to have the best. ."-H Haype,'s Bazar.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15

AngOstura Bitters do not only dis tinguish themselves by their flavor and aromatic odor above all others generally used, but they are also a sure preventive for all diseases origi- hating from the digestive organs Be- ware of commercials. Ask your grocer or druggist for the genuine article, manufactured by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15

Henry is not altogether a bag of conceit, but in private life he is said to believe that Washington was named after George.-Lfe.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15

Between disease and the many cheap preparations which are palmed of under the name of blood purifiers, take your chances with disease, until you can procure Ayers Sarsaparilla,- the only reliable blood purifier. Sold by all druggists and dealers in medi- cine.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-10-15

Three years undisturbed possession of 8 setter dog will destroy the verac- ity of the best man in America. = Macon (Gd) Telegraph.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
Hungary is LOYAL.

PEsrH, March 5.-In the Hungarian diet
to-day Count Poryi said he considered 1t ap-
propriate to state clearly that according to
the confidential declarations of Count Ry-
landt the imperial minister OF war. the
cl edits asked were not calculated to cause
uneasinesS in any quarter. Referring to Count
kalnOky'S speeches he said: 1--WE must bow
before these responsible ministerial state
mentS." Herr Heothy thought that a dis
cuSSion was desirable in order to define the
country'S relations with Russia. He hoped
TO see the government take energetic steps
in the direction of an independent develop
ment of the Balkan states without however,
prOvokingRussia. because the countrydeSired
to avoid war. Count Andrassy said that a
discussion was inopportune. They should
rather support the government and
strengthen its position in the eyes of Eu-
rope. The delegation had no more duty to
fulfill than ungrudgingly and unhesitatingly
to grant the credits asked. Their task was
lightened by Count Rylandt's explanation OF
the truth, which could be implicitly relied
on. The fact that the strength
of the country was greater than ever be-
fore was highly satisfactory, since it pre-
served them from their greatest enemy
pessmism. Premier Won TisZa said he
hoped this would be the last sacrifice that
would be asked. but" he continued,
''should we be mistaken in this view, we
shall be prepared to make any sacrifice for
the protection of the fatherland." Cheers.
The credit was voted unanimously.
Bulgaria.
SOFIA, March 5.-Nine of the Rustchuk
rebels have been sentenced to death. The
consuls of the various powers at Rustchuk
have urged a postponement of the
carrying out of the sentence. The
other troops who took part in the
insurrection have been sentenced
to prison. Capt. Bottmann, charged with
being one of the leaders of the insarrection,
and who claimed to be Russian subject,
has sought German protection. Order pre-
walls everywhere i'll Bulgaria to-day.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
All About wrinkles.

Wrinkles are as natural to old age as is a
full, smooth face to childhood. They are
due mainly to certain shrinkage of the
muscles-a shrinkage which characterizes
more or less the entire system in the latter
period of life. Now, the human face, writes
a doctor in the Youths Companion, was
meant to be the mirror of the mind" the
visible expression OF every passion, emotion
and inmost feeling. Herein is its chief
beauty. Hence, its numerous muscles and
nerves, whereby it is so wonderfully ad-
justed to this end. But muscles in constant
or frequent exercise increase in volume,
strength and readiness of action. Hence
habits of thought and feeling become
stamped on the face, and we read so easily
the character of the proud, the vain. the
deceitful and the sensual man, or of the
kind. the calm, the energetic, the frank, the
candid and the honest man. But there is
nothing like care and worriment to plow
burrows in the forehead. and these are badly
maring the faces of our American women.
We pass in the streets women of 80 whose
foreheadS are more wrinkled than the
brow should be at 20. Some of these may
not have more cares than others, but they
unnecessarily yield to the tendency to ex-
press them in the face.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
Old Marriage Ceremonies.

The celebration of marriages in churches
was first ordained by Pope Innocent Ill.
about the year 1900. Before this date the
only ceremody was that OF the man leading
his bride home to his house. But it was
not until several centuries after Innocent's
edict that the injunctions contained in 1t
were generally obeyed. Both forms of
marriage remained in vogue. and they were
respectively called ''par devoir'' and par
amour''-marriage of duty G e., to the
church) and of love. Both were legal.
But the church frowned on tine latter. and.
being all-powerful, gradually educated the
mind of the people till there was stigma
attached to it. By an old law marriages
could be celebrated in the church porch or
at the church door.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
THE BUDGET FROM ABROAD.
Sir Michael Hicks-Beach Leaves the
British Cabinet.
A Mine Horror Which Involves the
Loss of IA LIVES.

LONDON, March Sit is officially an
nounced this afternoon that Rt. Hon. Sir
Michael Ricks-Beach has resigned the Of
flee of chief secretary for Ireland and that
Rt. Hon. Arthur Balfour. secretary of state
for Scotland. had been appointed to succeed
him. Sir Michael will go to Berlin to be
treated by celebrated oculist. His resig-
nation was due to his suffering. Hicks
Beach's physician has issued bulletin con-
ce rning his condition, which says he has
ca traact over both eyes. and unless he rests
fir ON official life he will be unfit to submit
to an operation when the time comes for it.
Sir Michael has gone to the country for
week. Balfour was summoned to Windsor
to-day and formally accepted office.
The Marquis of Salisbury, addressing the
National Conservative club, said no greater
disaster could befall the government and
country than the resignation of Hicks
Beach. He hoped. however, that Sir
Micha els retirement would be temporary.
The speaker said the Irish question was
ever a horrid nightmare, paralyzing the
governments energies. The system of trial
by jury required reconstruction, otherwise
it should be disposed of entirely. Legisla-
ton is also impeded by disgraceful scenes
in WeStm inSter
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
up "Central' again, and when he heard
Hello. "what's wanted?" he said, II simply
wanted to say gOOd.bY.n
Avarice OF an Actress.

Rachel. the famous tragedienne, was as
avaricious as she was gifted. On one Oc.
casion she was invited to dine at the house
of wealthy Partisan. who worshiped her
genius. says a foreign paper. Observing
magnificent bouquet of flowers that
adorned the center of the table. she ex-
claimed:
''How lovely!"
Pardon, mademoiselle," said her host,
with true French gallantry; ''permettez moi
de vous presenter cela," at the same time
lifting the flowers ont of the massive silver
vase in which they rested.
But monsieur said Rachel. "'twas
the vase / admired"
'.Parfaitment. C'est vous aussi''
(this is yours alsol. said the ever polite
host.
When the repast was finished she asked
her friend to send her home in his own car
riage, as she was afraid some one might rob
her of her silver vase if she returned in a
public cab.
He assented readily. but as he handed
her into the vehicle he said imploringly:
"You will at least return my carriage, will
you not, mademOiselle ?"
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
Shorthand and Tvexvr;,;,p

Are being learned by many people all over
the land, and many more are intending to
learn-but when, where and what system
are the questions that present themselves
If yOn are about to learn, you want the
briefest, simplest. easiest to write and
most legible system; this is unQuestionably
the Eclectic system"
Our pupils are the best recommendation
for the system. Pupils who graduate with
US never fail.
If a person studies shorthand only few
weeks (no matter what the systeml, and at
tempts to hold a position, they are bound
to, and ought to fail.
The art demands study and application,
and well repays one for the same. 1t is
much more important to learn the art thor.
oughly than quickly.
Pupils of Pitman. Munson, Graham,
Haven, Lindsey, and all systems fail when
not properly qualified, and the systems are
all good, but the Eclectic is superior to them
all.
If you desire further information on this
subject call on or address Anna C. Drew,
principal and proprietor College of Short
hand, Typewriting and Telegraphy, Hale
block, Jackson street, opposite Merchants
hotel.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
A Terrible Fate.

In the Newn Britain group of islands
in the Pacific a man is forbidden under
any circumstances to speak to his mother
in-law. and he must even avoid her if pos
sible. He must walk miles out of his way
so as not to cross her path, and if he meet
her unawares, he must hide his face. The
most sacred oath in vogue among the ma
tives was when man invoked upon him
self, for breach of sacred pledge, the ter
rible fate of having to shake hands with
his mother-in-laW.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
Forty Years in Making.
Lewiston (Me.) Journal.

Lewiston (Me.) Journal.
what do you suppose my wife did yes
terday?" asked a Lisbon street man of mys-
teries. Don't know" was the reply;
perhaps she got up and built the fire. :"
''No, sir! But I'll tell you what she did
do. She finished patchwork quilt yester-
day that she began just forty years ago this
winter, when she was little girl of years.
The sewing is in contrast. but no more than
would be expected. What is also quite
strange, her mother startedsher to making
it forty years ago and cut out the squares
for her.. and her mother helped her draw it
in Yesterday"
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-03-06
Hear the other Side.

Does it ever occur to the masculine part
of humanity who are waging justifable
war upon the high-hat-at-the-t -theater nuis-
ance that there is another side to the ques-
ton? The women who have their pet corns
trodden on, their dresses crumpled, their
bonnets knocked askew, and the powder
brushed of their noses by the men who go
out to stretch their legs" and come back
eating cloves, have two grievances instead
of one. They suffer from the tall head-gear
imposition as much as the men.