The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1887-07-28
BHIC-A-DRAC.
know there's a cross about Norah's blue

But that fact me love cannot smother:
For her eyes are SO pretty no wonder they
thry
To be gain round into each other.
The best thing on record is the decd Of
a corner lot.
Every. cat has a night-kcy. 1t keeps it
in its voice
their businest-Tailors.
The song Of al railroad mcn-Blcst be
the tic that binds
"A pigs tail is no NOR" use to the pig
than the letter ''p" is to pneumonia
A good organist will know how to tune
his reeds and read his tunes.
A veteran Of Reno Post says he was in
ten engagemcnts-all Southern girls. too.
''Therc is nothing that makes me feel so
put out as an cNtinguisher, said the candle
The Arab who invented achohol died
nine hundred years ago, but his spirit still
lives.
1t must be discouraging to the fool killer
to realize how far behind in his work he is
getting.
a cross old bachelor suggests that births
should be announced under the head of
new music.
Want of occupation is the banc of men
and women; perhaps more especially Of the
latter.
Cedar sprigs put around window-sils or
any other place where there are ants will
dispose of them.
Amy port in 4 storm" is a good Old
maxim, but any umbrella in Shower is
generally considered better.
The young man with slender salary
should choose Tor his bride young w0-
man Of small waste.
Although the music of bass.drum is
not drawn from the wood, it nevertheless
comes from the tap
How doth the little Doodle bee
Improve each shining minute.
by catching on to every scheme.
And scoopng all there's in it.
It's premature to tell any woman that
she is an angel until it is seen how she can
cook steak and boil potato.
Dialogue between two blind men: "Do
you know the gentleman who gave Won a
dime just now?' "Only by sight"
The potato partakcs of the soil in which
1t is grown. Heavy land is apt to produce
Watcry potatoes. especially in wet season
The man who doesn't know much, and
his name is legion, is the one most anxious
to display his knowledge
DO the good thing which yOu can do, and
not stand and do nothing because there is
some other good thing you can't do.
Decorated panels look very nice in the
parlors, but for legal purposes there is
nothing that comes up to the plain Jury
panel. ''
Even worm will turn when trod upon,
But it does him mighty little good. The
time to turn is before the trcQdng upon
begins.
Are we running on time?" said the con.
ductor, repeating the nervous passengers
question. "No, sir; we are doing q strictly
cash business. Fare, please"
John Wanamaker tolegraphcd n lecturer
VINO asked him the secret of the merchants
success, '"Fhinking, trying, toiling, trust.
ing in God, is all Of my biography"
Don't call large, strong, sinewy man
prcVarlcator. If you are sure he is prC.
Varicator, hire another man to break tho
news to him. INV
one reason why the world is not reformed
Is because every man would have others
make beginning and never thinks of him,
self. Va ''''''
young man out West was recently ar.
rested Tor kissing girl in church, He
Shouid nave waited until the congregation |
had fallen asleep
l., n TWell-dGVelopcd bump of memory, says
the journal of Education, is very usprnI Io |
any man, but it isn't to be COMPARED for
Value toawife who will find things for him.
friday is rapidly losing its unpleasant as.
81 'oCiatioh as hangman's day, since Thursday
s designated frequently now for the cxccH
Ion of the sentence Of the law by those
whose whose unleasant duty it Is to sign death
Inc tamers of, Marion are very much
pleased with the prospect of bOuntiful
harvest, as the outlook Is much better than
or several years.