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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-23
DR.BR|NLEY
Minneapolis, MINI.
HALE BLOCK.
Hennepin Av., Corner Fifth St.y
OPPOSITE WEST HOTEL.
OPPOSITE WEST HOTEL.

Regularly graduated and legally qualified,
long engaged in Chronic, Nervous and Skin
Diseases. A friendly talk costs nothing. II
inconvenient to visit the city for treatment;
medicine sent by mail or express, free from
observation. Durable cases guaranteed. If
doubt exists we say So Hours 10 to IL a. M,
2sto and to p. m; Sundays 2 to p. ND
II you cannot come state case by mail
Diseases from Indiscretion, Excess or Elk.
posure, Nervousness, Debility, Dimness of
Sight, Perverted Vision, Defective Memory,
Face Pimples, Melancholy, Restlessness, Loss
of Spirits, Pains in the Back, etc., are treated
with, success. Safely privately, speedily.
No change of business.
Catarrh, Throat, Nose, Lung Diseases,
Liver Complaints. 1t is self-evident that q
physician paying particular attention to
class of diseases attains great skill. Every
known application is resorted to, and the
proved good remedies of all ages and coun-
tries are used. All are treated with skill in a
respectful manner. No experiments are
made. Medicines prepared in my own Ia
boratory. On account of the great number
of cases applying the charges are kept low;
often lower than others. Skill and perfeo6
cures are important Call or write Syptom
lists and pamphlet free by mail The doctor
has successfully treated hundreds of cases in
this city and vicinity.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-23
PENCE OPERAHOUSE.

Week of May %.
TWO GREAT PLAYS.
First half of week and Wednesday
matinee, "'The MORMON DANITES,h
Thursday, Friday, Saturday and matt
nee, "The SPY OF ATLANTA"
Friday evening benefit of Stevens
Library Association.
Admission only 10c, zoe and SOC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-23
MINNEAPOLIS WANTS.
MISCELLANEOUS.

EOR SALE-One of the finest pole teams
l. in the country at Vaughn's Palace sta
bles, corner Nicollet av. and Grant ST.; bays:
can trot in 2 40 or better; sound, safe and
kind; this is one of the finest teams ever of
fered in this market; one has record of
2:45, and the other none, but has shown a
mile i'll 2:3112; this is an elegant pair, and
will pay you to look at l43
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-05-23
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

STORE building and lot, 25x1I2, $4,000;
~ easy terms. C. Elwood Brown, Cos Tenn
pie court. 112
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
CHUNKED HIM AROUND,
A Venerable COlOred Citizen Tells How +
Was Abused by q White Man.

A Venerable Coloretl Citizen Tells How He
Was Abused by White Man.
II 'spize ter see er white man make
sich er fool o hisse'f." muttered an old
negro. as he shuffied along the street.
whats the matter, DickinsOn?''
some one asked.
He stopped. looked at the speaker,
took off his old cotton hat. rubbed hi:
forehead with it. replaced it on hi:
head and replied:
''Er white man come er chunkin' me
er roun'. dat's whut de matter. Hit
me side de head wild er piece er coal
an hurt me. too. he did"
What did he hit You for?''
"'Case he is er fool. dat's whit fur.
Come er chuckin' me er roun'. Use
tired o. sich foolishness. dat's whit
is. Use been heah too long ter be pro-
licked wild dat er way. Went in his
sto' 'roun' dar an de fust thing /
knowed he'd dun 'cused me er putin
er piece o cheese in mer pocket. Run
his ole han in dar an hauled out de
cheese. De Lawd knows didn't put
it in dar. Huh, ole cheese so straung
might er hoped in dar. Den he come
er chunkin' me er roun' like want er
citizen o dis heah country"
Ibid he hurt you?'
He didn't do me no good; l ken tell
yer dat. l WANT put heah fur no sich
er purpose ez dat, and sides dat Use
been heah too long. Come er chuckin'
me er roun'. "-Arkansaw Trareler.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
THE LITTLE ONES.


0s0s Good stss1ss u Guslsless and Inns
cent Boys and Girls.
Shortly after General Grant death a
bright little boy in Bangor. Me-. held
the following conversation with his
grandmother:
Grandma, did General Grant 90 to
Heavens"
"Why. yes. dear" said grandma.
"But. grandma. how could ne when
they put him in the ground?'
They only put the tired. sick part 81
him in the ground. dear. His soul
went up to Heaven"
Eyes, m." doubtfully; and then.
after serious thought, Grandma. do
you s'pose he'll make a rhole angel?''
The same little fellow is not very
brave in the dark. One night his
mother was putting him to bed, and it
grew dark enough for a lamp. but our
small friend made decided objections to
being left alone while the lamp was
found. In vain his mother protested:
"But YOU won't be left alone. darling:
God will be here" There was a short
silence. and then, struck with bright
idea. the small boy exclaimed: 81 say,
mother. just send God after the lamp.
and YOU STAY here with me-"
This story suggests another of a
small maiden. One Sunday morning
her mother essayed TO wash her before
putting on her meeting dress" Now
Miss Floy strongly objected to being
treated in this fashion. and. moreover,
she had had bath the night before.
Her soul filled with righteous indigna-
ton. She cried: .Oh. mamma, don't
need to be washed. but may be l want
rinsing little
In certain city in Connecticut there
lived very small boy with liberal
share of small "original sins" 1t
CHANGED that one day he was playing
in front of the house and overheard
some street gamins using slang express
sions profusely. He ran in to his
mother crying: Mamma. mamma,
what's gone sucker?'r Now MAN.
ma did not in the least know. but as
her son had been disobeying her that
morning. she took advantage of the
opportunity to point good moral. "A
gone sucker. my son? Why, it means
Il naughty little boy who doesn't mind
his mother" That night. as Johnnie
was saying his prayers. the full meas
ure of his sin seemed to occur to him
with awful significance. and stopping
short in the usual petition, he cried out
in the abandonment Of his remorse:
''Oh. Lord. I'm a gone sucker!''
Sitting one Sunday in the Bible class.
during n pause in the conversation
there suddenly tioated down to me from
the infant class in the gallery the
golden text" as it was being recited
by an exceedingly diminutive scrap of
boy: Not for our shins alone. but
for the shins of the whole world. -
H1rper's Magazine.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
A Pair Of Mislaid Eyes.

Little Winnifred. in the Kindergar
ten, was running on" to her teacher
the other day. in the confidential way
which small children often employ with
their teachers in talking about the peo-
pie at home.
My Aunt Clara" said she ..has been
awful sick
What was the matter?'
Caught her eyes in her spine"
Her eyes in her spine! Why. my
child. what do YOU mean? That is i'm.
possible
well. she has. heard them telling
about it,
The teacher was somewhat puzzled,
and the next time she met an elder
sister of the little, girl. she took Occa-
sion to seek an explanation of the mys-
terry.
why. did Winnifred say that?.''
said her sister laughing. 1.-The fact is.
Aunt Clara had had a very severe
spinal trouble, and the doctor found it
necessary to eamterize her spine. And
that's where Winnifred got her odd
idea. "-Touth's Companion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL.

Seven million children attend
school daily in this country and about
six million wish they didn't have to.
"A great religious revival is sweep
ing over Northern New Brunswick. Il
il said to be unequaled in the history
Of the provinces.
AT Zurich - women are now pur-
suing the study of medicine; in London
-. and at Paris. 1O3. At the latter IS
have obtained their diplomas of doctor
during the past seven wears.
Newspaper dispatches say that at
the last meeting in Omaha. Neb.. Of
Rev. Sam Jones he secured contribu-
tons for new Young Mems Christian
Association building amounting to
1000.
Before sailing for home General
Booth. of the Salvation Army. claimed
that during his stay in this country he
had put in 696 hours on the cars. had
spoken to 10000 American sinners at
129 meetings. and had saved 1850 souls.
After twenty-eight miles of riding
in wagon. fourteen miles on horse
back, and organizing Sunday-school.
missionary met a dozen cowboys in
the evening. and they spent an hour in
singing gospel characterization at
Work
During the past year S13. 2S4.9S6
was expended for educational purposes
in the State of New York. OF this
amount s9.102.26 was for teachers
wages. There are 1885 school-teach-
ers and 1.155,013 school children in the
State.-N. \. Tribune.
1t is reported that Mr.. Moody has
received from Mr. ID. NJ. Weston. of
the Shawmut Church. Boston. n dona-
ton of $4,000. TO be applied to his ed
ucational work at Mortified and Mt.
Hermon. Mass. With this gift another
dormitory is to be built.-Bostoa Jour
nal
AT a reception given to the Baptist
Union ut its late meeting in Bristol.
England. by the mayor of the city. its
president said that on the 4th OF Octo-
Der. 1853. the Mayor of Bristol sent
two Baptist ministers to prison for
preaching. but on the 18th of October.
1886. its mayor gave grand reception
to Baptist ministers.
The trustees of Columbia College.
New York City. have voted to celebrate
its centennial next April. In the vari-
Gus departments. literary and scientific.
there are 1.514 students this year. The
authorities have negatived the students
petition that Greek and Latin be made
elective studies after sophomore year.
N. T. Mail.
--Harvar,l University has 1.693 stu
dents. The number in the college
proper is as follows: Seniors. 239:
juniors. 23S: sophomores, 224: fresh
men, $50; special students. 90: making
the total in this department of the uni
versity. 1.00. The other departing ats
are represented as follows: Medical
school, 271: law school. $50: divinity
school. 90: scientific school. Il: dental
school. %: Bussey Institute of Farming
and Agriculture. 8: school of veterin-
airy medicine. %: graduate department,
70.-BOston Herald.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
WIT AND WISDOM.

He that hath no bride on hi:
tongue hath no grace in his heart.-St
Jerome.
walt Whitman is a flaming
brand" " I. Sun. Jaw! You only
say that because he's verseafire."-
Washington Critic.
There is room for everybody in
this big world. Friction comes through
the fact that too many want the front
room.-N o. Picdyune.
Nothing can be had for nothing.
Whatever man achieves he must pay
for it: and no favor of fortune can abb
solve him from duty.-Bayard Taylor.
"A wise self-discipline in the matur-
est is not so easy or so common that we
may reasonably expect the young to be
exemplary in that respect.-N T. En-
dniner.
Miss Flim-Have you read Mr..
Rattlebrane's novel? Tell me, how
did it come outs Fogg-I suspect he
had it published at his own risk
Boston Transcript.
-Impecunious lover - Be mine,
Amanda. and you will be treated like
an angel. Wealthy maiden-Yes, l
suppose SO: nothing to eat and less to
wear. No. 1 thank you.-Teras Stti-
ings.
An authority on the cuisine says
that duck ought not to stand long after
being roasted. Probably it would do
no harm to let the duck sit up if it isn't
too tired. but it shouldn be allowed to
swim in the gravy.
Miss Blank Ito her cousin. who has
inadvertently admired her foot-Yes.
papa thinks So muce Of my foot that
while we were in Italy he tried his best
to persuade me to have \ bust made of
it.-Chicago Tribune.
AND what's become of George
Tulliver?" asked one old friend Of an
other. in reviewing the days of their
youth. Poor fellow. l hear that he
came to bad end"' ..Ah. yes" re-
piled the friend: "a very bad end.
went up behind a mule. Puck.
Young husband-Isn't there some
thing peculiar about the taste of these
onions. my dears Young wife (anx-
iously)-O. I hope not. dear. took
such pains with them. Il even sprinkled
them with jockey club before l put
them to boil to take away the unpleas-
ant odor.-N. Y. Sun.
That's a fine pet crow. Arbegast.
'.Yes. he's an extra fine crow. but a
terrible nuisance. He wakens the
whole family at daylight and frightens
away all the other feathered songsters."
'.Ah! Arbegast, there you have a tine
of caws and effect. "-Psck's
Sun.
-Edith-'Seems to me every one Of
these ancient sculptures is from the
nude" "Yes; how wise those old az
lists werer' Wiser ..Why, yes;
they had sense enough to know that
the dresses of the period would 90 out
Of fashion, so they omitted them.
Omaha World
Some people have such a surplus of
wisdom that they are constantly over I!
flowing in streams of counsel to others. |
It makes no difference whether their
counsel is asked or not, or whether it is
becoming in them to give or not, they |
thrust i. forward. Their poor victims
feel like saying in the language Of Esau
to Jacob: II have enough. my brother;
keep that thou hast unto thyseh"-l
Chicago Adrdnes.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
The following is an amusing reply

The following is an amusing reply
which an English lady has received to
an inquiry in answer to an advertise
ment Of cook: Judging from the
contents Of your letter do not think
your situation would be to my liking in
fact the accommodation OF your house
is not such rs that to which / have been
accustomed; and if your letter is an in
dieation of your character you are most
presumptiously inquisitive and have .
fair share of insOlence which I would
not tolerate you must therefore apply
elsewhere''
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
A Frank Confession.

Merchant Ito applicant for job
You know any thing about figures.
Uncle Rastus?
Uncle Rastus-Yes, sab.
Merchant-Well, If l were to lend
you five dollars. and you promised to
pay me one dollar each month. how
much would You owe me at the expir-
alton Of three monthss
Uncle Rastus-Ei' dOIlahs, sab.
Merchant-Tm afraid you don't know
much about figures.
Uncle Rastus- sab. but I specs
knows all bout Uncle RastuS-N. +.
SuN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

That foe of bachelors, the Partisan
journalist Henri Fouquier, has Just
added highly original clause to his
programme for the encouragement of
wedlock. NJ. Fouquier is a prominent
advocate for the taxation of bachelors.
But he thinks that this negative in
ducement to holy matrimony ought to
be supplemented by an inducement
emphatically positive. The father Of q
family. according to NJ. Fouquier's
project. is to be allowed an additional
vote. or at least an additional fraction
of vote, for each additional legiti-
mate son or daughter presented to him
by his wife. The State must perish.
according to this lively publicist. un-
less it is firmly grounded upon that
equally necessary and equally divine
social organism-the family.-N Y.
Sun.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

"Will You please give me twenty-five
or fifty cents to buy bread with?" he
walled. I'm starvin'!'
Cant you buy loaf Of bread for
less than twenty-five or fifty censs:"
"Yes; but do You think man can
make dinner on bread only? Is'a
pothin' but . side dish."-N j. Sun
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
The most beautiful Christmas ?,

The most beautiful Christmas cards
imported from England are printed in
Germany. The cards are designed in
England, but they are sent for printing
to Germany, where the climate is bet
ter suited for delicate color-printing,
and where more time Is expended On
their production.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
lTO BE CONTINUED

Measurements have shown the
thickness of the human ha1r to vary
from the 25Oth to the Goth part of an
inch. Blond hair Is the finest and red
hair the coaZsest-Ckcoqo Zyuea
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

$1,000 were spent in eighteen years by
Prof C. A. Donaldson, Of Louisville, Ky,
in trying to get rid Of rheumatism, but he
found no relief until at last he used St ia
cobs Oil. which speeu y cured him
Take Red Star Cough Cure for colds. No
opiates. Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
S400 Lost

.Nine years ago was salivsted and was under the
ioctofs care seven years with mercurial fheuma-
ism. Every Winter was confined to my bed from
seven to nine weeks, and when out Of bed I could
aardly walk. took bottle after bottle of medicine.
Tut they did me no good Two years ago. by mere
accident, began to take Hoods sarsaparila and 10
lid me 90 much good that have continued to take
4 have taken 13 bottles in two years. and have
aot been laid up since. did not know what . we'll
lay was until took Hoods Ssrsaparila.- Mrs A.
& NIAp. SS4 Van Burenst-. Brooklyn. Nj.
IT will testify that this statement correct and
you'd have been 500 In pocket II Mrs. Mead had
saken Hoods earsaparila nine years ago" MEAD
The butter man. SO Grand-st-. Brooklyn. NY
N.B-If you suffer from rheumatism. try the %
culiAf medicine,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

able cunning. said: '.Some of the hands
didn't like him. of course: and some
did. and they'll be sorry. am one Of
them as did. and would ha' saved him
if hadn't feared the masts, and reck-
oned there'd be no use m the boat :.rop-
in about in the dark for dro~nin'
man."
mo doubt of that" l replieis. in .
most open manner. "You know the
course, Mr.. Stevens? You might set
the foretop-mast stun'-sail presently,
for we shall have . fine day."
And with civil nod left him. more
than ever satisfied that my stratagem
was complete success.
bent my ear to Miss Robertson's
cabin as passed, to hear if she were
stirring. All was still; so passed on
to my berth. and turned in Just as I
was. aad slept soundly till eight
o'clock.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

A disease Of 80 delicate a nat.
ure as structure Of the urethra should only
be entrusted to those Of large experience
and skill By our improved methods we
have been enabled to speedily and perma-
nently cure hundreds of the worst cases.
Pamphlet, references and terms, 10 cents
in stamps. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
ALwAIs has pryor engageme:@ahe
crowbar.-Teras Sittinas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

A PAIR OF patent feathers and an old coat
shine in society Wasiington Critic.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

PENCILS are sometimes lead, but the pen
has to be driven.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28
Hoods 8arsaparilla

Bold BY all druggists. n: six for o. Prepared onf
b. c. l. HOOD 4 CO.. Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1887-01-28

the excitement l had gone through
Still. had part to play before
turned in: so | stuck nv knuckles in
my eyes to rub them open. and waited
for Stevens, Sho presently came on
deck.
I'm growed sick o. the sight O. this
poop" he growled to me. Sick O.
the sight o the whole vessel. Fus,
part o the voyage l was starved for
food. Now. with the bosom overheard.
I'm starved for sleep. How long arr
We going TO take to reach Floris.a7
Sink me if shouldn't ha' voted for
some nearer coast had l known this
voyage wur going to last to the day O.
judgment"
If it don't fall calm" I answered,
Il may safely promise to put YOU off
the coast of Florida on Friday after
noon"
He thrust his hands into his brooches
pockets. and stared aft.
Il am very much troubled about the
loss of the bosom" said /.
care yous" he responded. ironically.
"He was civil man and = good
sailor"
'Yes; 1 dessay he was. But he's no
use now"
He deserved that we should have
made an effort to save him."
well, you said that 6efore, and
said no; and l suppose know wot l
mean when l says no."
''But won't the crew think me q
heartless rascal for not sending 8 boat
to the poor fellow" / demanded, pre-
tending to lose my temper.
The bosom was none so popular
don't make no mistake. He wasn't
one of = where are you drivin' to, Mr..
Royiee Can't you let adrownded man
alone? he cried, with an outburst Of
passion But Immediately he softened
his voice, and, with q look of indescrib-