St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-09-25
JOE PAIGE SMITH.

superintendent of water works came to
Minneapolis six years, or, as he would
probably express it, half dozen Min
netonkaS hence, for he keeps the run of
the calendar by social events at the lake
in the summer and by tobogganing par
ties in the winter. His baggage con-
sisted of tourist valise and this-is-
my-busy-day card, which he wore under
the lapel of his coat. Since his advent
at the city of large mills, however,
Joseph has prOspered financially and
socially. He is now one of the
most thoughtful and earnest leaders of
the ElkS, and shines at a social session
iketSOme rare gem at a Saturday night
rattle. Besides securing recognized
position In banking and business circles,
he has become leader of dramatic and
amusement events. He is now organic
ing an amateur minstrel company,
which will shortly give an entertain
ment for the benefit of the Home for
Aged Women and Orphans, when he
will sing two new songs of his own COM
position, ''Never Take the Horseshoe
Vest from the Door," and stDarling, See
There's No Dust on My Coat Collar"
1t is reported that j. Junius McHale
has dissolved partnership with Ed
Grace.
The Union league is to occupy rooms
in 1.-THE William Henry Eutis block"
corner Sixth street and Hennepin
avenue.
Hon. Congo 81. Petit was not at the
LangSton banquet. Explanation
Charley Pillsbury was.
Col. n. F. Warner attracted more at
tentiOn at the sham battle than PALSY"
Fairchild.
Tom Mea says he always feels sorry
for man who has red hair.
y.TOm Downs accompanied the party to
Tower in the capacity Of geologist.
I'D. D. Smith, the contractor, who is
repairing the city hall, is built after the
style Of what is generally supposed to
BIZ the beau ideal alderman. Strangers
en- visiting the city hall usually take it
for granted that he is one of the city
fathers and address him as Mr.. Alder
man.
sMaj. E. C. Chatfeld says if the De-
troit wins the pennant and Philadelphia
comes out second it will just be to
gS-lorious for anything.
sit is reported that Judge A. 81. Hall
has lost all faith in grand juries.
Andrew j. Wilson, who in the early
days of Minneapolis was the village
blacksmith, has quite reputation for
facts and figures pertaining to the early
history of the city. - 49,. -
-FLycurguS A. Dunn, clerk Of the NUM-
cipal court, thinks it is about time for
81. Ryder Haggard to give the public
another volumn of Zulu history.
= Charley Cornman, from force of habit,
would occasionally whistle for his dog
during his recent trip to Tower, much
to the amusement Of some of the alder
men.
Saint Alick N1illor will spend to-day
IN undlSturbed religious meditation.
There will be no base ball game.
q. NJ. FOOte imports his celery from
kalamazoo. As nerve feeder it has
no equal.
Aid. Clarke enjoyed the Duluth jaunt
riding in car alone. He could not
stand the cigars Aid Barrows smokes.
r. B. Forrest wants to know if pres
ident Cleveland isn't coming simply as
an American, and, if so, why should
any political clubs turn out.
Col. Tom Lowry receives 800 letters
every day, and sends them to Cal
Goodrich to read during his vacation.
S. G. Cutter watched the grand jury
returns as eagerly as anybody, and
sighed like a furnace when his name
was not on the list.
Lord Randy Burgess is now past due.
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with Cleveland.
Editor George K. Shaw has grown
little rusty on local events during his
vacation. 1t is not intended to remove
the pumping station from the falls to
Single creek, but to establish a new
and additional pumping station at
Single creek. He should make cor
rectiOn at once, before he is deluged
with communications from Taxpayer"
and .'Pro Bono Publico."
George Helm takes hold of the helm
of the Star news room Monday as fore
man.
Jerry Sullivan and the health officer
of the North Minneapolis district had
an animated discussion, but they both
finally concluded to lay the blame on
Dan Day.
Jack McGaughey is pronounced as
though spelled Maguhey. This infor-
nation is given for the benefit of people
who mistakenly suppose it is pro-
nounced Meguegy, Megeughee, Mac
gawky, Magauchy, MacgOOhey or Nc
Gauffey.
Patsy Cardiff will emulate the ex-
ample of Evert Nymanover and pre-
sent the public library with ''scrap"
book.
George Seaton, who is collecting pres
ents for the bridal couples who are to be
married at the Exposition, is getting
slightly rattled-baby ratified, that is.
The sad case of E. w. Virgins should
move the stOutest heart to pity. He was
hit on the nose, and now Is arrested for
parti cipating in fight he never saw.