The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-06-08
BRIGHT BITS.

mo, am not O taxpayer" a citizen said
this mornings I'm victim of grand larceny"
-AtchtSon Ran) Globe.
WE never saw a walking match, but we have
seen maIrwhose hair was SO red that he would
be taken for walking candle. Burlington Free
Press.
COLLECTOR am losing great deal of time
trying to collect this bill from you.
Debtor-Don worry about losing time. am
going to, pay you in time.rTerds SiftinGs.
A TEXAS EXCHANGE announces the marriage
OF one James Hall to a lady of the same name,
and notes che fact that the groom is the tallest
man in the county and the bride one of the
smallest ladies. What possibilities in the way
of long and short Hall chestnuts this opens up.
Omaha Republican.
'.Iss yer ebber been vacksinnated, Uncle
Ephm?''
NO Clayburn, Ise nebber bin vacksinnated.
yes, Uncle; Use been vacksinnated dis mornin'
in de back o de neck
what foah:"
-Four cents"
''Foah sense! II didn't take, did it?'-Boston
Beacon.
a BABY sister has lately come to Boston
household. Tho children, hearing that the baby
was to be called after a friend of the family
whom they have always heard addressed as Miss
Agnes, give the title to the baby. what is the
name of your baby sister?' asked lady, ON the
street car.
And how old is she?' the lady went on
''Oh, she isn't any Old she is all new Don't
you know about babies?"- Harper S Yottng PeO-
pie.
Two new railroads coming here, I under
stand" said Dakota man to another resident
Yes, and there came mighty near being
three"
"How's thats''
why, five of MS organized a new company
Yesterday with the intention of rl,nnin<r tracl-S
out of this town like spokes out of the hub of q
bicycle wheeh but we tried all day and couldn't
raise the 50 necessary to get Incorporated. We
hope to make it up this afternoon. Look ont
for three columns in tomorrow mornings pa
er"-Ddkoto Bell
Two MOTHERS sat opposite each other in a car
on Michigan Central train going to Toledo the
other day. Each had baby about wear old
and each baby came in for share of the adj
mhation of the passengers. This seemed to
make the mothers jealous and after thinking
the matter over for while one of them leaned
across the aisle and said: Il feel it my duty to
tell you to go into the car ahead with your child
as mine has the whooping cough
oh! has it: Thanks for your Kindness but
mine is all over with the whooping cough and is
now coming down with the meaSlns. Perhaps
you had better go into the car behind r'-Detroit
Free Press.
Il HAD rather amusing experience of an
lrlshman's idea of finance the other day" said
pleasant-fGced gentleman to q comrade on the
cars this morning. Il know him very we'll We
met on the street yesterday and he asked for
the loan of quarter. gave him one, and he
then invited me to take a drink Each drank
whisky. He threw down the quarter and re-
ceived five cents in change. 'Begorra, said
he, i wanted to get shaved and how only foive
cints left. Lend me another quarter vol yeY
| did so. and again he set 'em up On receiving
his five cents change this time his face bloomed
into bouquet of smiles. AIR said he, L
knew there was some way of getting them tin
cintS. PHILADELPHIA Call.