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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22
TIP-TilTED NOSES.
Good News for Persons Whose Nasal Or
gans Point the Wrong Way.

/ Good News for Persons Whose Nasal Or.
gans Point the Wrong Way.
The influence of the shape of mans
nose in determining the good or evil
fortune of his life has not escaped the
attention of physiognomists. That
eminent social philosopher, Mr. Shandy,
whose lucubrations have attained so
wide a currency, thanks to the filial
admiration of his son Tristram, truly
observed that "no family, however
high, could stand against succession
of short noses;" 'short noses" is prob
ably to be- understood that form in
which the organ is not only curtailed
In length, but so distorted in form that
it sis up-tilted like the petal of rose"
This pOetical smile but imperfectly
expresses the true state of the matter.
For short time, while the beaate du
diable lasts, the tip tilted nose may be
forgiven in woman, but for the
greater part of existence it is a contin-
ued social agony to its unfortunate
possessor. Such sufferers will rejoice
to hear that their sad case is not be-
yond the reach of plastic sur
gerry. A New York physician
has devised an operation for
1.-THE correction of the deformity,"
which is easily performed. He most
philosophically remarks that "the nose
does not appear ugly by reason of the
fact that its size is disproportionate to
that of the face, for noses vary greatly
in this respect but by reason of the
disproportionate relations to one an
other of the different parts of the nose
itself" Accordingly, having deadened
the sensibility of the interior of the
nose with cocaine, he pulls up the end
of the nose, reflects the mucous men,
brane, cuts away the superfuous tissue
which cause the organ to be tip-tilted,
and then, il necessary, molds splint
"a saddle, as 10 were-to the top of
the nose so as to make it. while heal
ing, assume the desired aquiline shape.
In other cases. where the large end is
due to the cartilage of the nose being
bulged outward too much, he cuts
them through with thin-bladed knife,
and then applies his splint or saddle.
In neither case is the operati on at all
serious. There is no scar, for the skin
Is not cut through, and the results, il
We may judge by the drawings made
from photography taken before and
after, leave nothing to be desired
British Malica! Journal
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

The presidents letter accepting
Land Commissioner Sparks resigna-
ton is pretty document, and will no
doubt be put among the archives of
the Sparks family in a.sugar coated
pill box. None the less, Secretary
Lamar must have laughed in his
sleeve when he read it.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22
BENEFITS OF SUNLIGHT,
Facts for House keepers Who Have eh,
Welfare of Their Families at Heart.

| Facts for House keepers Who Have the
Welfare Of Their Families at Heart.
Instead of excluding the sunlight
from our houses lest it fade carpets and
curtains. draw flies and bring freckles,
we should open every door and window
and bid it enter. 1t brings life and
health and joy; there is healing in it's
beams; it drives away disease, damp
ness. mold, megrims. Instead of do
ing this, however, many careful house
wives close the blinds, draw down the
shades, lock the doors, shut out the
clarifying rays, and rejoice in the dim
and musty GOODNESS and twilight of
their apartments. 1t is pleasant, and
not unwholesOme during the glare
of the nOontide to subdue the heat, but
in the evening we may freely indulge
in the sun-bath, and let it flood all
our rooms and if at its very fiercest
and brightest, it has full entrance
to our sleeping rooms so much the
better for US Wire netting in doors
and windows excludes not flies and
mosquitoes only, but all other insects,
and those who have once used it will
continue to do so. With this as pro-
lection from intrusive winged Great
ures, one may almost dispense with
shades and shutters; and enjoy ali the
benefits of an open house without any
of the annoyances so frequent in warm
weather. But better the annoyances
with sunshine than freedom from them
without it. Statistics of epidemics
have shown that if they rage in any
part of a city. they will prevail in
houses which are exposed the least to
sunshine. while those most exposed to
it, will not be at all, or very slightly,
affected. Even in the same house,
persons occupying rooms exposed to
sunlight will be healthier and repulse
epidemic influences better than those
occupying rooms where no sunlight en-
ters.-BGptiSt Weekiu
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

Mamma" said a wicked Young
ster, lam your canoe?" mo. my
child; why do you ask?' ooh, be-
cause you always say you like to see
people paddle their own canoe, and
didn't know but maybe 1 was yours. "
The boy went out of the door with more
reference to speed than grace.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

FL shall find another channel for
my article" wrote the author of q re-
jected contribution, That's right"
was the answer of the courteous editor;
"the British channel would be an exc
eellent place for it."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

The Globe-Democrat rather took
the wind out of the Post-Dispatch
sails, by its reproduction of "cable"
dispatches, which were sent from Chi
cago and published in the P.-D. The
big daily is slow about hitting, but
when it does, the ruin is worse than
the fall of Pompaii.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

1t is reported that Nina Van Zandt
will emulate Lucy Parsons and lee
ture. Every day the truth is being
more forced into the public mind that
hanging of oRly four anarchists was
merely a drop in the bucket.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

Layer cake ought never to be set
away on a plate, but on something with
q fiat surface. If you have nothing
better. turn one of the jelly-cake tins
bottom side up and put white paper
over it; put the cake on it until you
wish to cut it.-Christian at WorE.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22
Something Pleasant.

Cant you say something pleasant
to me?' said a husband to his wife
as he was about to start for his office
They had had little quarrel, and
he was willing to make up.
"Ah, John" responded the peniten,
lady throwing her arms around bis
neck, "forgive my foolishness. We
were both in the wrong. And don'I
forget the baby's shoes, dear, and the
ton of coal, and we are out of pota.
toes, and John love, you must leave
me some money for the gas man."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22
HOW TO APPLY MANURE.
The Value of Using 1t a. a Top-Dressing
for Wheat.


for Wheat.
will give in a few notes my way of
using manure. 1t seems as il there
are some writer's who think if man
uses manure in any other way than
they do, it is not the right way. They
do not take into consideration that some
soils must have manure applied in a
different way from other soils, in order
to get the most and best returns. If a
farmer does it on his farm so that he
will get the most good from it on his
ground / think it is the right way, so
far as he is concerned. do not think
that it is right for one man to say to
another that he is all wrong, "my way
is the right way, and not yours"
do not own a farm so have to
rent and / pay very good price for
medium good farm The land is most
ly all sandy, and some sandy clay,
with the exception of about 2 acres of
second-class bottom land. I have been
on the place now about three years
and q half, and when / came on it
there was just one field of clover that
contained 9 acres. some very poor. l
have on the same place to-day, two
fields of timothy of 5 acres each and
another of acres sown last fall; Is acres
of clover, two years old, and 14i acres
sown this spring. In the spring of
1884 when came here, there was an
old straw stack and a lot of manure on
the place. / made a large compost
heap, using two loads of manure to one
load of old straw, / put two loads of
straw at the bottom to commence with,
and i always drove over the pile, so as
to keep it solid. / think that / had
between so and go loads of manure in
the fall, all well rotted. worked it
over thrice in the summer, and /
hauled some out before wheat sowing
and some after / had sowed and put
bone dust on some of It That was q
hard winter, and where I put bone
dust, had just about half a crop, on
one field and on part of the other field,
and on part of the other field had
none, but where put the manure, the
wheat came up to my shoulders, and
the set of grass there is simply wonder
full. 1t yielded a good deal more to
the acre than where there sno manure.
This one test alone convinced me of
the value of using manure as a top
dressing for wheat, and 1 have done it
every winter, and with success, and /
always get a good stand of clover or
grass,-Cor. Ohio Farmer.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

redress of real or fancied grievances
The lesson the South has been laugh
was needed, and equally needful hal
been the lesson that has now beer
taught to our would-be socialistic
revolutionists. The effect should be
salutary for all future time.
The machinery of our system OF
local and general government is SO
simple, so comprehensive, SO suited
to popular requirements and necessi-
ties, and so completely in the hands OF
the people themselves. that there is no
excuse for a resort to violent or illegal
means, either for remedying alleged
evils or redressing alleged grievances.
The ballot-box is the peoples ever
accessible scepter, and through it all
measures of propositions for public
reform of governmental Improvement,
if they are based upon reason and
right, can be more effectively attained
than by any other process. Indeed.
it is the only effective, as it is the
only legitimate, means of attaining
desirable public ends. By it and
through it the trainers of the laws
and the official agents and ministers
of the law are chosen, and every in
citizen, no matter how high
he stands or how humble may be his
position in life, has an equal 'oppor-
tunity with all other citizens to vote
as he pleases. His rightand privilege
in this respect are unobstructed and
undisputed. What greater privilege
can he ask in reason, or in what bet
Ter manner, short of brute violence,
could he hope to make his individual
influence felt as a member of the com
munity?
The man who is FESTIVE and revoiu-
Lionary under our liberal and benig-
nant system of popular laws and gov
srnment, and who, in order to accom-
plish desired changes, can discover no
better way than to resort to desperate
means, must himself be In need of
reconstruction. The trouble is not
With the government, but with him.
'elf. He is unfortunately organized,
Ind like the one who "hath no music
N his soul, is only eft for treason,
'tratagem and spoils. |
1t cannot be toe emphatically or too |
'ften proclaimed from the press, the |
pulpit and the forum, that the only |
safety and the only security for the |
and the only guaranty for
he future, for either the individual
citizen or the aggregated community |
n this country of popular liberty and
LIBERAL government, is to obey the
avs and respect and maintain the
Institutions existing under the laws.
f there be wrongs or hardships, they |
an be righted by appealing to the
to legislation or to the
courts. Never under any conceivable
tate of things, never under any pos
ible combination of circumstances,
lever under any pretext whatever, IS
'iolence against the law, against So
iety, against government justifiable
II Warrantable.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

AT all times a good feed of grain is
beneficial to stock. but it is especially
so when flies are very annoying, since
it will do much to prevent shrinkagc Of
hesh and milk.-Indianapolis Journal
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22
The Same Old Thing.

Texas Siftings.
Candidate thoroughly believe
that public Office is public trust.
Suffering-voter-Then | cant prom.
Use to vete for you.
"Why mott"
"Well we laboring men are the
victims of sugar trusts. oil trusts, and
so many other trusts that we don't
want any more of them In ours"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

The BAzoo is the only daily paper
between Jefferson City and Kansas
City which is run without the aid of
Doodle, slush or blackmail.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

Texas Siftings.
She-Why do you look so unhappy
George? Don't you know we are
one now?
He-Yes I have heard that before,
but when 1t comes TO paying the
weekly board-bill the landlord doesn't
think so.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22
Mother and Daughter Arrested.

Fl Worth, Tex, Nov. 19.-Mrs. Mary
Yarbrough ard her daughter Hoda, who
till rerently lived near Joshua, johnson
county, were arrested here last night on an
Indictment charging them with being ac-
cessories to the murder of Frank Var
brough, the husband and father. The one
who did the killing was a brother-in-law
named Self. A DIR. Sims was also arrested
at Cleburne and lodged in Jail charged with
being an accessory.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

a oorder Is added, 1t is of fur, or Of the
fluffy silk or curled braid ruchss thas
initiate fur.-Hdrper's Bazaar.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

Fry some apples occasionally
Fried apples will remove the edge from
many hard meal.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-11-22

Sparks do not always "fy up
wards"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

A prominent New York attorney gives
the Tribune OF that city an insight into
the manner these so-called syndicate
agents adopt in dealing with western mu
inequalities. He says:
Among the novel projects for making
money which | have come across recently
is that of specializing in the franchises of
interior towns and cities for public i'm
provements. Thus two or three men in
New York will make a raid on some town
to obtain street car franchise, represent
ing themselves backed by immense capital
which is only waiting an opportunity of
investment in street car lines. On securing
franchise from the town by such repre~
sensations, they will come back to New
York and peddle it out for $500 or 81, 600
or whatever they can get for it. The
result usually is that the town gets a
street car line with 80 pound t rail
built on cross ties, and cheap cars which
look very well when freshly painted
The whole thing is sold out in hurry
and some one gets left, while the town
itself has miserable street Car line on
its hands. The same process is being
carried on in reference to waterworks
gas works, electric light systems and
similar public improvements. There are
scores of men in New York who make u
living in just such shabby enterprises.
There is no way to head them off except
for the authorities in the towns and vii
lagos of the country TO make closer IN
vestlgation as to the character OF people
asking for franchises
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12
1 "kar RahN" TOni%ht.

A Rag Baby" with Charlie Reed, the
clever and favorite young comedian, as
"Old Sport, will appear at Harper's the
atre this evening. The company includes
Miss Georgia Parker, late of the Parker
sisters, Miss Helen Reimer, Edith Jen-
nessee, Fannie Johnston and Marie Horn
by. and Messrs. Riddle, Sullivan, Sted-
man, Coonin and Jenkins.
Charlie Reed the "Old Sport" was
formerly the well known minstrel of the
Pacific slope, and was the junior partner
of Billy Emmerson, in what is known as
Emmerson & Reeds Ministries. which had
such long run in San Francisco a few
seasons ago Since then he has been
equally successful as a white face come
dian, and is general favorite in almost
every city of the union. Mr.. Hoy
thinks be has great prize in him.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teethf II so,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs.
WinsIow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. Its value is incalcuahle,
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer inn
mediately. Depend upon it mothers,
there is no mistake about 1t. 1t cures
lysentery, diarrhoea, regulates the stom
ach and bowels, cares wind collie, soft
ems the gums, reduces inflammation. ant
gives tone and energy TO the whole sys-
TEN. Mrs Winslow's Soothing SyruI
for Children Tecthing is pleasant TO tn
taste, aud is the prescription of one .
the oldest and best female nurses and ply
sicians in the United States, and is 70
sale hy all druggists throughout TIL
world Price IS cents per bottle.
feb-3S mw-s m 1y
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

The Rock Island county divorce mill
has commenced operations. In the cir
cult court on Saturday Judge Peasants
granted legal separation in the case of
Mrs. Arsenath Hannah and the custody
of three children, on the ground of incor,
rigible intoxication on the part of her
husband.
Mrs. John Williamson was divorced
from her husband on the same ground.
The complainant's maiden name was Annie
Cahill and she was married in this city in
NAV, 1876. One child blessed the union,
but it died in infancy.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12
Brace Up,

You are feeling depressed, your appe-
tite is poor, you are bothered with head
ache, YOU are fdgety. nervous, and gen.
orally out of sorts, and want to brace up.
Brace up. but not with stimuIants, spring
medicines, or bitters, which have for
their basis very cheap, bad whisky, and
which stimulate you for an hour, aud then
leave YOU in worse condition than before.
What you want is an Alternative that will
purify your blood, start healthy action of
liver and kidneys, restore your vitality
and give renewed health and strength.
Such medicine you will find in Electric
Btters, and only 30 cents IA bottle at
Hartz & BahnSen's drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12
Hay Fever,

have been great sufferer from Hay
Fever for Is years and have tried various
things without doing any good. read
of the many wondrous cures of Ely's
Cream Balm and thought would try
once more In Is minutes after one APP
plicstion | was wonderfully helped. Two
weeks ago | commenced using it and now
! feel entirely cured 1t is the greatest
discovery ever known or heard of
DUHANEL CLARK. Farmer,
Lynn, Mass.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

Probably no one thing has caused such
general revival of trade at Hariz &
Bahnsen's drug store as their giving away
to their customers of so MANY free trial
bottles of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Their trade is simply
enormous in this very valuable article
from the fact that it always cures and
never disappoints. Coughs, colds, asth>
lung diseases quickly cured. You can
test it before buying by getting a trial
bottle free, large size 81. Every bottle
warranted
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12
In the Whole Hideous Cataiugu e,

of diseases, there were none which. pres
vious to the discovery of Hostetter's
Stomach BIttcrs, offered more formidable
resistance to the old fashioned modes of
treatment than the group of maladies
which, under the collective name of
maiarial disease, afflicted entire commun
tiles that suffered hopelessly. Chils and
fever, dumb ague, ague cake and bilious
remittent were once regarded as well as
nigh incurable. Now it rejOices the
hearts of thousands who reside in dis
tricts periodically subject to the visita-
ton of malaria. to feel certain that in the
Bitters they possess certain defense
against the scOurge, a sure means of eX>
pellng the poison from the system. To
the settler in the far west, the new emf
grant thlther, aud to travellers and tour
lists by land and sea, the possession of this
pleasant safeguard is guaranty of safety
from diseases which they might vainly
seek from any other source.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12
Don't Hawk, Spit. Cough.

Suffer dizziness, indigestion. infamma>
ton of the eyes, headache, lassitude. in
ability to perform mental work and indis-
position for bodily labor. and annoy and
disgust your friends and acquaintance
with your nasal twang and offensive
breath and constant efforts to clean your
nose aud throat, when Dr. Sage's "Catarrl
Remedy will promptly relieve you of dis.
comfort and suffering, and vour friends
of the disgusting and needless infections
of YOUR loaihsume disease
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

Sometimes at tirSt. sometimes 1t third
The Jolly coachers voice il heard,
And one doth hear
VIVA; would appear
One iong-dTawn sOuOrnns word:
UitjimmyuoWs yerChance-
Neverminddliltlefail-
oseaudbrushyerpants-
Tnat 's-thrWaytop play -
Now fast the innings come and 90,
The game l. clos. the winning blow
Must now be struck
TO fl the luck
OF one or t'otber. friend or foe;
"Keepyoureycswellp eiedmeboys
herewcwlnthegame-
Observation-Disclosures
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS me-
The game a I5st its end doth near.
The coacher's nh brings up the rear;
And Oes he cease
And hold his peace:
No. mueh-hs voice il loud and clear:
"UOn'tgIyeupboystIon 'tsaydie-
WearegOln tOlick 'emyet-
Mdketllat baseoldmannowfiv--
That sthestnfflhatwinsyeu -
Il otumbuS DiSuatf
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

From Rev. John Mathews, pastor Nj
L. Church, South. at Montgomery, Ala.
-"Darbys' Pr0phylactic Fluid is the on
ly medicine kept in my family. We can
use it for almost yerythIng-burns,
bruises, cuts, stings, earache, sour stom-
ach, etc, etc My children, when hurt OF
bruised, always cali at once for Darbys
Fluid We cannot get along well with
ont it. 1t is so valuable for its prompt
relief of pain from all kinds of injuries,
and also is powerful Antiseptic and
DisinfeCtant'
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

with j. E. Loosely & Co., successors to
Hayes s. CleavelandD general insurance
agents. Fire, tornado, cargo. life and
accident insurance policies written at
lowest rates given by any reliable COM
pany. Ocean steamship passage tickets
for sale. Office removed to No. 1713
Second avenue, next door east of Nc
Intire s. Co.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

You are allowed free trial of thirty
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V oltaic Belt with Electric Suspeusory
Appliances, for the speedy renef and PER
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Complete restoration to health, vigor ano
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Illustrated pamphlet. with full informa
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ing Vcltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.
decd i W.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1887-09-12

For wears | have had a chest trouble
amounting to nothing short of consump>
ton. | saw how others in like condition
had been cured by the use of DIR. Pierce :
Golden Medical Discovery. and resolved
to test its merits in my own case. The
results are 50 plane as hardly require "A
bltstock OF any auger-ment IN favor oi
this CRATE remedy. 1t does awl it claims
1t builds up the system, supports and
strengthens where others fail" He ADJ:
My recovery, which is now on sure
foundation, hinges entirely On the com.
pass of this wonderful Restorative. hav-
ing tried other remedies without bit ut
relief