Telegram-herald., 1887-02-14
BID THEM FAREWELL
The LAKE Shore Road Promul-
gates al Important Order.
ADVERTISING S6AS ii OtP0IS GO.
Pretty Pictures Rolhisssig Destroyed
Familiar ChSstnUts that have
Stared the lrsseisrs "a the
fsce a Chapter of
Rsseries.

TIE Lake SHORE s. Michigan ro4tAffn
Railroad Company has prom algaled al
0Tier - ils ssents. iuslrleling them 10 have
removed a. oDee al advertising signs from
Ihe depots. The Pennsy ylyania railroad has
ssaei ike order aad ii is more than
probable that other ruads IA the country
viii follow sgit. aud soon the travelling pub
De- Slt be deprived u look On the huge
MAPS pl4cards and s'sns which have served
tlem q while away many weary hour
in those most duh OF al places
depot waiting rooms. Generally.
the most cherries spot cu
earth, the depot viii become almost unbear-
ab!r and tue agent bothered Sith thOus
Anu and one questions ehich were heretofore
atsNefe1 hy .uc signs. ~hiCh, be IL said 10
their credit we're many OF them handsome
I enough to grace the paflOf of a Jefferson
ave. mansion.
/ No lonser wili the pretty little Miss. fresh
/ from boarding school attired in her travel
/ INK suil oi brown, bother her fellow tourists
/ viii her ''oh. N.Y." "splcudiis, amt
/ ihaf nices' a. she twists her pretty little
mouta out Of shape endeav0ring 10 proper
I ly pronounce the big words on the WiscOn-
! sin Central hanger Ornamcnied by
/ the beautiful gentleman IN black
| blowing word Of 81 jm in the
mouth OF less intelligent hearer. No
! more, never more. viii the commercial
traveller. throw down bis grip carees,ly
! thrust as hands into his pockets aud
! whistle rs he reads the advantage 10 be
gaiuei by tasing be West Snore Route.
/ the picturesque route to the East, made
| more attractive by the handsome country
scene which adorns the posters. No. he
won DO 10 any more. Empty is The cradle
nothing but the grim. smoky walls are lefi
10 gaze upon. The rural gentleman from
HAY seed County, with clay all over hi-
boots. aud wearing high water pants and
hickory shirt, Will no longer be stared al
0y the bcautih shock OF wheat which sur
mounts the ad, d,erti.ements OF the c.. NJ 4
81 Paul railroad, announcing the cheering
news. "hO, for Dakota. The Garden Spot
| of America No more will those who have
been there smie as they remark. a tine
garden spot Poor devils live in sod houses
are too poor TO buy shoes aud the roads are
too bad for them e. get out without them
and a a result they stay AZ home"
The tourist Will no longer be advised tC
Take tue 2 leen and Crescen. Route for
Florida" That pretty chrome of the bunct
OF roses must be consigned TO other places
than the depot waiting rooms and tn,
Mann bOudOir and Pullman Palace butle
cars must reach other methods of maxim,
themselves known TO the traveller. Tn,
traveller showed in at som,
little cross road town, will no longer be en-
couraged by having the Missouri Pacih
signs stare him IN the face prOciaiminl
mo storm regions or snow biockades
invalids seeking health IAust hereafle
study their resorts from the guide book
FIR the "lnvalii's FayOrite," the Fior
DE- Central. will no longer have the bulge
on its competitors, for It's pretty pictures d
Semmer ma the South have ali been ruth
lessiy destroyed by the depot agent VIII
has faithfully Obeyed the order of monop
oily. The man who owns a tine farm II
Michigan will no longer be mad
dissatisfied, aud anxious 70 leave "a land G
thrift and plenty. believing, as gospel truth
the Mobile X Ohio advertisements Of "On
I miliol acres ot choice land i'm Northeastern
e Mississippi and Southern Alabama. Lon
leai pine land, cypress lands choice agricul
tural land A Garden OF Eden for th
E farmer. gardener aud ffuii-grower'
D Many person will miss reading the gor
q geouslv printed and engraved thrty-twC
PAGE journal which is hanging in every dc
pot. The West India Fast Mail Steam
ship Lines Pointer to the Tourist
must be secured elsewhere. as mus
. | also the l.. & Ms cOpiOus dOcumen
, on Pleasant Places The elegan
} | Mardl Gras autographs come under the bar
as also The illustrated hangers of the Wa
bash Route. representing the world on
. human body chasing q train bound for :
+, Louis Those beautiful chromO-hthograph
/ OF perennial Summer, From lands OF sno'
{ 10 lands of sun. are things Of the past, an
juveniles must seek other methods han th
. Wisconsin Central line il they want funn
! | poetry and iunnier pictures.
One half the pleasure OF travelling hi
TINS heen taken away Nothing i no
, lef. the tourist waiting for the incoming an
4 outgoing trains but 10 inwarcly curse h
. luck The railroad mOnOp0li sts are lnkin,
. IL has been truly said corporations have n
hearts Can the action of the railroads be
4 move IN the direction of economy, or il
tended as q stab at the poor printer