The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-06-09
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oons IN
An 1sa isy % gsi Tie osrih. bat The
sssst sesa isem. ThA 10 90 lois; a .
the grave nBlh
Magistrate 20 . viipts What is
your proisssio1f' "a lssyer. well
W 70 forget Is while Jos are siriss yoor
i~slimoBf,
"A liiiIs gifi 10 the prmny school vas
s.sei 10 tsli ,ha dltfseaes bsi~een the
sarl, ..iooi~ ADD "feei She said. zone
feet ia tool and sboIe loi Of foo,s IL a
feet
Boy Teacher. sisn you wonld make
tk.i siri gsh viakiug II NE Teacher
Why dohi you look somewhere elsst'
Because II do she'll winl At some other
boy
Collector MIR Joees. sn sorry 10
hsse 70 s.s yoa 70 pay this little bill "
Jop. Are you, my boyf Well, ! can
.ympaihss With you from the bottom oil
ny heart I'm sorry thai you have 10 ask
me.
Minister 10 lsymAnl --"Bat why do
yoa say that Mr. Smith iss good mani
He rarely appears at church" Laymsn
II know be rarely appears at church
very often. bat Braasiroors quote him A
Ne
WIS, do they DO when they install
minister irqured small boy "do they
pot him IN sisll spd feed bimif mot
slsays. raid the father: ''some,imes>they
htae@s him TO the church aud expect him
10 draw il alone
Professor, 90 class In surgery The |
right leg OF this patieat. as you see, is
shorter than the left. 10 consequence Of |
which be limps. Now. Mr. Sorter. what
would you do 10 case Of this kindf Scr
ter--Id limp too
She Il dreampt last night you pre-
scented me with a lovely spring walking
suit. With ian and parasol complete. He
You did ehf Well, try again tonight
aud see Il you can dream who the mis.
chief Is going to pay Tor ii all these hard |
times
-Minister 4. the baptsmsl font, to
father Name, pleaseY Father with i'm
pediment 10 his speech Jo-Jo Joseph
Inc Smith Minister unaware Of the i'm
peiimepi1 Joe, Joe, Josephine Smith.
] bap,ise thee. etc. Consideration of the
family
How near akiu laughter is TO tears
was shown when Rubeus, with single
stroke OF his brush turned a laughing
child 10 painting to one cry ing; aud our
mothers, without being great painters,
have often brought us, in like manner,
from Joy to grief by single stroke
That was vivid remark of an unmsr
ried lady 10 Cambridge, who was b,ing
chatied abont her state Of single blessed
ness. "its nothing to be ashamed OF,
being 40 old maid, said she to her tor
mentor, "but TO be sn old bachelor like
you Ia a disgrace 10 Massachusetts,. "
Just as we expected. wilkins OF the
Whitehall Times is mad because fellows up
about Pittsburgh aud Burlington are try.
ing to take possession OF bis Lake Cham.
plain sea serpent. He says mo Lake
Chsmplsin sea serpent is genuine that tails
10 disclose the imprint OF the Whitehall
Times blown 10 capital letters on the bot |
tie.
james, my son, whore have you
been all this long day?" Inquired the
iond mother "Bin2 Playin' ball, J
o'course." was Jimmy Tuiiboy's answer
Il shall speak to your father aud have
him lay down some new rules -" Wish
you would. ma. Tell him to get last ,
years rules again. They make the game o
better
--"Somebody we're readin' ont nv the
newspaper whsr dey done mex a law
stoppin' free passes on de railroad. Now
you rekermembers dat dc mule road, after
dey done kill my hnsban' gin me free
pass slopg IL VAS a widder. Ell dat De
way dey gwine do, taken Nv folks passes
away, gwine git married agin Of Jest to
spite EN-.
Teacher tgiying directions for stand
ngl; stand with your heels together,
oes ,nrned out, making an angle OF forty
degrees. This was followed by look o.
bcuildermen. on one boys face. Teacher y
We'll. Tim. do you know what / mean
DO you know what degree,isS" Pupil
''ie, sir Teacher "what7' Pupi;
SIXTY nine and one fourth miles.
well. my girl. said Superintendent
Jackson OF Castle Garden TO young Irish
woman. who happened TO lie the only one
81 her nationality aboard big steamship
oiled with Scandipavians, what kind Of
voyAge did you hayey' ooh, don't min
lion IL, son. Such iabbering iurriners no
decent woman ever crossed the say With
before. Divil wan cou'd understand a
= urnd OF Euglish.'
--'Chsrley. hear your girl has gone 81
Jack on you. That's night" whats /,
be troubley" She got mad because | -
,oarted her With brass band well, I
hat waa peculiar method; bat should
Link she would have Eel, compImsnted :
sihsr than angry" "Oh, 1t wasn't A
nusic iou see, couldn't afford gold
ngsgemeni ring, so got brass one and
be found il out
A large, porily German, with Jolly
ooting fall moon face, stood on The bow
~ yesterday with load Of little red bal
os,as h,tchci 10 slick. His attention