New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-02-03
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Times Of India tells the following story to show
how worse than the bay ons now used In the
British army English colder In lucknow was on
seury near the stores where under tue
veraud number of bales containing Shirts SOCKS etc.
were PLACED Ii appearS that persons were attempt
,ng to take away one OF the bales under cover OF the
Darkness but, the sentry coming upon them, they
decamped not however before the sentry had charged
them and giving severe thrust with his bayone ne
Pierced not OF the thieves, but bale con tanning oOo
pairs OF socks He then loaded ana fired oil his rne ana
on the non commissioned officer Of the guard, along WIN
an escort coming up ascertain what was the matter
they found the senrys bayone quite az nqulSitiye
as they WERE for the point OF II looking down the
uuzzle OF the ride to SEQ WHARF bullet had come
from.
Their Hard Life Don't you havo hard lite OF 1t T.
askei a sympathetic woman OF tramp.
-OGly when We eat. maam."-l Iid'Bits.
The great progress in the substitution of steel for iron
has stimulated the consumption OF manganese ore, but
new sources of supply furnish in such abundance that
the price has gone down and will hardly recover ITSELF
Honelike.-Mrs Grlpper Goot-by. Shall we see you
at soro.is tonight a. u,,,, ,,
has Iust failed until be Joins another, We are going
10 improve ortunity to got acquainted WIN eaon
other.-l Iid-Bits
why do you still uray to JOSS r. gentleman asked
nm Arizona Cbinanan who had just been converted to
Christianity. "Chinaman make velly sure was the
reply. Mo catchee JOSS me ca,chee Mclean god
The Stroud sives this good advice to undertakers :
Dont let false moicsty prevent you from presenting
your bin before tho obligation becomes OLD ana your
customers sorrow for the departed has been so far
exhausted as 10 allow sympathy for your honest
claim"
A Chicago man has bren obliged by tho police TO
r.moy. hi, novel defence aganst burglars Tubes,
containing illuminate OF mercury, with nitrate OF mer
VIM, claimed coming contact with the skin of human
bcing woulG blood posonins Inc ralsini OF the
In eNl
the po sou into faces of tho intruiers
American.
In England in 1885 1887 paupers in the warehouses;
drank S223GO5 worth OF Intoxicating liquors, ana IN
co, and ioo30 worknousc inn't drank Silso worth
of usquobangh."
A latter addressed to PARTY IN Father, Men, was
sent 10 n postoce expert aud he forwarded 1t TO Paw
Paw, Mich tie guessed right Burlington free fress'
There Is a queer Evanse,t now holding religious
meetings In Denver. Hero are some OF his dosmatic
utternuces .No man Who wears tight pants caL be a
Christian and woman who pays Sa ior
an exhibition pair CT kid gloves can enter
the kingdom Of heaven. I SEQ YOU girls are
inclined TO kick Mt that, but don't cMc. Hell Is full
OF people o kicked tho truth" This seems to DO an
| undoubted case OF Sam Jonesism.
enera Boulaneer has, at his request, been furnished
BY NJ AMBROSE Thomas with the muslral score o slA
teou national anthems OF foreign coun'ries anu nus
directed all the military bands to practise them'
| lGa!ignanis Messenger
The Norrso,cn Herald has found cut that there arc
tvo humorous Judges In this city. One Is ten cents
COPY, while the other cannot be BOUGHT at all.
Along Look Ahead. Husbsnd-It docs seem
to me you might learn 10 COOK DEXTER 'H"" '"'' A'
Yonns wicThere that will DO refrain from learn
| ing how 10 cook on principle. , =,
| -Oh | YOU do Thinking OF me- OF COURSE
| "No. OF my SON.
.Yrs don't intend he shall ever mako any nice elri
miserable Dragging about my cooking -lon ana "ofi''