Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-04-06
BRIGHT BITS.

IHE Chow-Ch0w dynasty reiGned in China
IN the year lll2 B. c. We nave no doubt it
frequently got into pickles. Burlington Free
Press.
"MAwNIN', Brudder smif! How's all de
IokeS wild yOup "Dey Is all well. brers
bloses! One 90 de chiluns was aiin' yis-
terday, but hit died jurIn' de night, "-Te0Gs
SIT
WOMEN really do not care how cheaply a
man dresses 30 long ae he looks respectable,
DuC all the argument in the world could not
convince them that men feel just the same
way ABOUT Women.-ODidhd WGrId.
A BOSTON reporter was kissed by some one
IN the car as the train was going through the
i1oosac tunnel, and he is somewhat anxious
to know whether it was the lady behind him
OF the colored porter.-Dstr0U rec Pres
WHEN a base ball player gets a salary of
$4,000 II season and an opera singer can only
command 81 500 for the same leng h of time,
II does nos take long to Conclude That pitching
the pail pays better than pitching the voice.
l00Esrs StdtesmdR.
BLOBsoN-I didn't see Poplnjay at Bigsby's
party last evening. IL was ell affair.
Dumpsey-No: Poplnjay mad a swell affair
OF his own at home.
Blobson-What vast?
Dumpsey-His head.-Burlington Free Press.
NO" said Jones, my hands are not chap
ped, but my house isl
How sop
My four daughters have a fellow apiece
every night, and sometimes oftener Always
plenty OF chaps around my house. "-DausUllIe
Breeze.
CHARLEY Ito his pretty cousIn(-Do won
know, Maud, understand that the beauti
ful girl with Thmith 18th batting her trap for
meY
Pretty cousln-Indeed? What kind of a
trap is 1t.
Charley-A mouse trap!--Nel0 York Sun.
OMAHA DAME-And so, my daughter, you
are engaged to Mr.. DeGoode. am delig ted.
He comes of II splendid family.
Charming daughCer-Y es, he proposed last
night and i accep ed.
DO you love himY
"No but that horrld Miss Pert does. "-OD,a-
la Wo III.
STRANGER lin barber shopl-That's twice
| you've cut me.
Barber-Ges, sab.
Stranger-It you can't do better than that
| you'D drIve AVA customers.
| Barber-l amt had sperence 'nuff yet
| san, to shave customers. The boss only lows
me to shave strangers.-NeO York Sun.
ARE you going to strike, MAI" asked the
little boy as he trembling!y gazed upon the
That's just what Pm going to DO"
| Can't we arbltrate ma. before you strA ?'i
| VI am just going to arbitrate," she SAID az
| the shingle descended and raised a cloud OF
| dust from the seat of pair of pantaloons
| II am just going 10 arbitrate, my son. ana
this shlngle is the board of arbitration. ~
| B0St1n Courier.
"THINGs seem kinder quiet round here
| to- night" remarked Western citizen as be
| stepped into Third avenue saloon
| Eyes, sir" replied the bartender, instinc =
| lively reaching for the black bottle, "the
| boys were having little game of poker, but
| 1t got to be bedtime and they all quit"
| stopped playin' poker jest to go to bed -
| said the Western citizen with disdain, ut
must have been mighty poor game."-
Drdke's Adgdsins.
JOHNNY was sick last summer and had to
| stay in the house while there was circus in
| town. Naturally, 1t did not sweeten his
| temper. and mis- mother had to talk TO him.
my child" she said, ''you must not com
plain because you are sick. 1t is very wicked
| Nou want 10 go to heaven don't your"
"fes'm," he growled, ''but not TIL after the
| circus. little boy can go to heaven any
time. but circus amt in town every ayr
| Wsshin0toR CStttc.
MAMMA, didn't you tell me to do lust what
| baby wanted me TOT" asked a little Cass
avenue boy who had been left in charge of hie
| baby brother.
Yes. my DEAR" replied his mother, who
| had just come in.
well, baby wanted me to eat up all the
| sponge cake, and now Flos mad because Mr.,
| Browns coming to tea and there amt no
| cake"
But baby can't eat cake"
mo, but it amused him to see me eat il. -
| Detr0at Tribune.