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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-06-08

"What is celebrity, Johnnie!" "Dunno,
guess it's something to put down hot dishes
with.n a@ =. = = eztE
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-06-08
That Tired Feeling

Is experienced by nearly every one at this
season. You feel all tired out, without
strength to do anything; ambition seems to
be all gone, and you have little or no appetite.
This condition may be due to change Of sea-
son, climate, or life, to overwork CT nervous
ailments. Whatever the cause, Hoods Sarsa-
parilla overcomes it quickly, creates an appe-
tite, rouses the liver, cures headache, and
gives strength to the whole body. Be sure to
get
Hoods Sarsaparilla
"I never took any medicine that did me so
much good in SO short time as Hoods Sar-
saparilla. was very much run down, had no
strength, no energy, and felt very tired all
the time. I commenced taking Hoods Sars-
aparilla, and before had used one bottle felt
like different person. That extreme tired
feeling has gone, my appetite returned, and 1t
toned me up generally" CLARA w. PHELPS
Shirley, Mass.
Makes the Weak Strong
81 must say Hoods Sarsaparilla is the best
medicine I ever used. Last spring had no
appetite, and the least work I did fatigued
me ever so much. began to take Hoods
Sarsaparilla, and so IN felt as If could do as
much in a day as I had formerly done in q
week. My appetite is voracious" MRS. NJ.
v. BAYARD, Atlantic City, NJ.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. ST.; six for SIS. Pre-
pared only by G. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-06-08

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh Is agreeable
to use. It is not liquid or q snuff. SOC.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-06-08

The enterprising farmers song-"Sweet
Ensilage." 90
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-06-08

Adam had spare rib with apple sauce.
Boston Post.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-06-08

hon Bsby WIS sick, va gave her Csseer.>
han she wAs . Child, she cried for Castassa
hon she became Miss, she chung to Cas4setA
hsa shs bad Children, she gave them CasteeA
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1887-06-08

~ TO - a OAK. Sampler worth D1.0oi
MI FREE. Linesn under the horses feet. Wrtt0
- BRkWsTER SAFETY RIM H0LDER 90, Hall, UsAs
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18
ATTEMPTED Train Robbery.

Houston, Tex. October l5.-Last night
as passenger train asa. Engineer Converse,
was pulling out of Spring Station, twenty
eight miles from Houston, on the Missouri
Pacific Railway, two men jumped aboard,
one getting on the end of the baggags-csr
and the other on the engine. As soon as
the man got q footing on the engine he
covered the engineer with . six-shooter
and ordered him to obey orders under the
penalty of death. The individual who
boarded the bsggsge-csr then made his ap-
pearsnce on the engine with q
cooked pistol. The fireman, Geo. Lyme,
jumped from the engine and caught On the
rear end of the train as it was passing. The
armed men fearing that the fireman had
boarded the train in the rear and notified
the passengers and train crew. ordered the
engineer 70 check up. AS soon as the train
Stacked her speed they sprang from the en-
CINE and disappesrei in the woods. Before
they left the engine one of them said "lt's
no CO."
The robbers leaped from the train about
a mile and half north of Spring Station.
II is believed that the main body of the
train robbers were further out on the road
awaiting the coming OF the train. The
bold act of the fireman saved the train
from robbery. Conductor Page was In
charge.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18
Paternal cxtravagance,

An over-indu gent and recklessly ex
travagant father was lately heard to
say to his son. Il tender youth of TWEEN
ty-five. six feet three in height:
NOW. Bub. if Gull lick i'm like the
smart youngster you kin be when yer a
min to-, an hoe them five acres o.
Eaters. an hill-up that ten-acre lot o.
onions, an grub out that back lot, ar
cut yer ma her winters stove wood, IAN
split thousand rails, an weed the tur.
nip patch, an do few other little
chores. I'm blamed if | won't give you
ftty cents to go to the circus with
Yes, will! An if you'll hoe down the
jimson weeds in that len-acre lot o.
seed corn III throw in ten cents extr.
that you kin lay out in lemmy-nade
an peanuts! Blamed if / don't bleave
In payments lettin' their children have
some enjoyment in this world. "-1,a.
BIS.
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TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, John HI. Holland aud jose
phins Holland. his wife, by their certain
deed of trust, dated the 25th day of Jxnu-
airy, 1884, and duly recorded in! the record
er's Office Of Petts county, Missouri, in trust
deed record Is. p q "a q d As, conveyed
to the undersigned as trustee, the following
described real estate, situated In the CITY
of Sedalia, County of Pettis and State of
Missouri, viz: Lot No. FIVE (5) In block
No. three 81 in West Broadway addition
to the City of Sedalis, Mo; which said con-
veyance was made in trust, to secure the
payment of q Negotiable promissory note,
in said deed fully described and, whereas,
the said note has become dive, and default
has been made In the payment OF the same.
Now, therefore, at the request of the legal
holder of said note, and in Pursuance of
the terms of said deed of trust, public no
tice is hereby given that the undersigned
trustee will, on
FRIDAY, THE 18th DAY OF NOVEM-
Der, 1887,
between the hours of ten o'clock in the
forenoon, and i've o'clock in the afternoon
of that day, at the west court house door,
in thu City of Sedalia, County of Pettis,
and State Of Missouri, proceed to sell the
above described properly at public vendue,
to the highest bidder, for cash. to pay said
note remaining unpaid, and the costs and
expenses Of executing the trust.
CHARLES 6. TAYLOR, Trustee.
Oct. / It'll, 1887. 10-18w5t.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18
The Myra Clark Gaines Case.

Washington, ID. C., October 15-The
hearing of arguments on the final phase oil
the litigation between the late Mvr,
Clark Gaines and the City of New Or
leans took place in the supreme
court this week. The decision will
probably settle this famous controversy
forever. Up to the present moment the
city Of New Orleans has had the worst OF
the fight. The issue now pending before
the Supreme Court is an appeal taken by
the city from judgment of about $4,000
600 rendered against il in 1888 by Judge
Billings, Of the United States Circuit Court
for the eastern District of Louisiana.
This judgment was the most signal
victory that Mrs. Gaines had ever won, as
the Court Immediately issued mandamus
compelling the city to levy a tax in order
to satisfy the Judgment, but an appeal was
taken TO the Supreme Court on both the
original suit aud the IN .ndamus proceed
ing. That was four years ago, and yet, so
far behind is the Supreme Court in Its
work, that there appeals have just been
reached.
Mrs. Gaines died in 1885. Her death &C.
Cured on the 9Th of January, which is the
anniversary of the battle of New Orleans
and is set apart as the municipal day OF
celebration. Much comment was made
upon the coincidence, and the friends oil
the city looked upon it as q good omen
If the decision of the lower court is re-
versed BY the present Supreme Bench the
case will probably never be heard of again
Ii it is sustained the city will attempt to
find some other way to avoid the judg
ment
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18
y! EXlGAE H IISia lEf
TRUSTEES SALE.

Where's, James u. Oreutt and Phebe
A. circuit, his wife, by certain deed Of
trust, dated the 25ta day of January. 1888,
and daily recorded IN the recorders office of
Pettis county, n ssouri, in deed Of trust
and mortgage record %. on page AZ and 4S,
c nveyed to the undersigned, Is trustee, the
{ flowing described real estate, situate In
the Citv of Seaslia, Pettis county. No, to-
wit: Lots and | / m block in Canpbeli's
ldiiiCn to the City of Sedalia, No., which
said conveyance was made In trust to Sc
cure the payment Of a negotiable promisso-
~ note in said deed fally described, and,
whereas, the said note has become due and
default has been made in the payment OF
the same now, therefore, at the request Of
the legal holder OF said nste and in pursu-
ance Of the terms of said trust deed, public
notice is hereby given that the undersigned
trustee will on the
18th DAY OF NOVEMBER, 1887,
between the hours of 10 o'clock 9. m. and
5 o'clock p. N. on that day, at the west
court house door in the City of Ssdalls,
Pettis county, Missouri, will proceed to sell
the above described property ut public ven
due to the highest bidder for cash to pay
said note remaining unpaid, and the cost
and expense of executing this trust.
10-14wtd. CHARLES G.. TAYLOR,
Trustee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

under which all deficits in the expen-
ses of management would be paid out
of the public Treasury; but the mass
es of the people would derive no ad-
vantage from this species of State
socialism, and it would vastly increase
the weight of the Government machine.
1t is not probable that. for the present
at least, the public will feel the effects
Of this consolidation, since the Balti-
more and Ohio Telegraph Line has
been for some time practically subject
to the control of the Western Union
Company. Should the monopoly
undertake to raise the price of tele-
graphic intercourse the public need
not call on the government for help.
Wires, telegraph poles and electric
batteries are cheap; and the patents
now owned by the Western Union are
running out. So it probably will not
be long before new rival shall enter
the field against the overgrown and
tep-heavy monopoly Philadelphia
Record.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

Cranks without end. The "Ameri
can Secular Union" carries the blue
ribbon as the premium organization OF
fools of the nineteenth century. 1t
met in convention at Chicago yester.
day. Among the discussions of the
meeting were the separation of
church and state, the suggestion that
ecclesiastical property be subject to
taxation that legislative chaplains be
dispensed with ; that no public appro.
priations be given to charitable and
educational institutions; the abol-
ition of the bible in the public schools
No more judicial oaths, Sabbath laws
or laws enforcing Christian morality,
and that slI government should be
upon secular basis. The Office of
the Chicago fool-killer should be well
supplied with able-bodied assistants
during the continuance of the conven-
ton.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, WilIian III. Woods and Mary
+. Wosd his wife, BY their certain deed
Of trust, dated the 18th day of March
1882. and duly recorded in the recorders
office, of Petiis county, Missouri, in trust
deed and mortgage Record q, pages $50 to
555 conveyed to the undersigned as trus-
tee, the following described real estate,
situated in the City of Sedalia, County of
Pettis, and State of Nj souri,, viz A
part of the north west quarter Of section
three (3) township, forty i've As, } range
III beginning at point 40 feet north of
the point of intersection of the east line of
Lafayette avenue with the north line of
Broadway street, in the city of Sedslia,
thence running north with the east line of
L 'fAyette avenue so feet, thence east,
parallel with the north line of Broadway
TO the west boundary line Of the Sedalia,
Warsaw and Southern Railway companys
right Of way, thence In q south westerly
direction along the vest line of said right
of way to . p int due east of place of be-
ginning, thence west to the place OF begin
ming, which said conveyance was made in
usst, to secure the payment of . negotiable
pronissory note in said deed fully de-
scribed and whereas, the said note has
become due, and defaults has been made in
the payment of the same. Now therefore,
at the request of the legal holder of said
note, and in pursuance of the terms Of said
deed of trust, public notice is hereby
given that she undersigned trustee will,
on
FRIDAY THE 18TH DAY OF NOVEM-
Der, 1887,
between the hours of ten o'clock in the
forenoon, aud FIVE O'Clock in the afternoon
Of that day, at the west courthouse door,
in the city Of Sedalis, county of Pettis,
and State of Missouri, proceed to sell the
above described property at public vendue
to the highest bidder, for cash, to pay said,
note remaining unpaid, and the costs and
expenses of executing the trust.
CHAs. G. TAYLOR, Trustee.
October IA 1887. 1018w5t.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

The secretary of the Masonic Home
was instructed at the recent meeting
of the Grand Lodge to request the
press of st. Louis and of the whole
state to give notice that bids for the
location of the Home would be re-
ceived until November 18th. Funds
to the amount of $75 900 have al.
ready been secured for the building of
this institution, which will be one of
the largest of its kind in the United
States. Sedalia should make an effort
to secure its location, as her railroad
facilities, one of the features required
by the committee, cannot be surpassed
by any city in the state outside of St.
Louis and Kansas City. Get the ball
started.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

The Pittsburg Chronicle must still
believe in old heated hell. 1t says
"when Sunset Cox was in Egypt he
shook hands with Pharaoh, who died
several thousand years ago. Sunset
does rot say what conversation
passed, but We presume that he asked
Pharoah if it was hot enough for
him." Sunset will be joker wher-
ever he may be located. Heat will
never make him dry and juiceless.
He says, however, he regrets having
the reputation of being humorist.
He has made many a smile for the
earth. His nick name might more
appropriately have been sunshine
than "sunset."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.
STATE OF Missouri &C
County of Pettis

STATE OF MIssouRIl &C
County of Pettis
In the circuit court OF Pettis county. Oct g.,
18th, 1887. January term, 1887.
Nora B. Haynes, plaintiff, vs.. John N.
Haynes, defendant.
Now, at this day comes the plaintiff here
in, by her attorneys, Felix Black and San
gree & Lamm, and files her petition sad
affidavit, alleging among other things, that
defendment John n. Haynes is not a resi-
dent of the State of Missouri.
whsreupon, it is ordered by
the clerk in vacation. that
said defeudent be notified BY public a.on
that plaintiff has csmmenced suit against
him in this court, the object and nature OF
which is to dissolve the bonds % natri-
mony heretofore contracted between said
plaintiff and said defendent, and that said
plaintiff be awarded the care, custody, and
control of the two children born of the
marriage aforesaid 10 Wit: One named
Reed M. Haynes and the other named
Charles Haynes, and unless the said John
M.Haynes be and appear ut this court at the
next term thereof to be begun and holden At
the court house in the city of Sedalia, in
said county, on the srst Monday of Janu-
airy, 1888 next. and on or before the sixth
lay of said term, il the term shall so long
csntinue-and If not. then on or before
the last day of said term, answer or plead
to the petition in said cause, the same will
be taken as confessed, and judgment will
be rendered accordingly. And it is fur
Their ordered, that a copy hereof be pub
lished, according to law, in the ssdalia
Weekly BAzoo, a newspaper printed and
published in Sedalis, Pettis county, Mis-
souri-for four weeks successfully, the last
insertion whereof shall be at least four
weeks before the commencement of the
said January term of this court.
ATTEST:
T. A. FOWLER, Circuit Clerk.
A true copy from the record.
Felix BLACK, SANGREK & LAhN,
10-ISw4t Plaintiffs Attorneys.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

The terrible suspicion that some
bold, bad man was trying to pass him.
self off as Mark Twain in England has
been allayed. The London correspon.
dent of the Tribune explains that the
presence of Brete Harte as a guest at
Buckenham Hall, near Norwich Eng
land, led to the report that Mark
Twain was "entertaining a party o,
Dutch friends" at that place. 1t is
probable that Bret Harte has been
perpetrating some very ancient jokes,
and somebody at once jumped at the
conclusion that he must be Marx
Twain.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

The curious, picturesque and yet
appropriate word "Ulysseum," which
is used to advertise series of picture:
delinesting Gen. u S. Grants life,
from cradle to grave, was invented by
Mr.. Henry Clay Lukens. a prominent
newspaper man of New York and
creditably known as business and ed.
itorial manager of the Journalist. Mr..
Lukens is never at want for an ex.
pressive word. If the dictionary is at
fault he supplies his OVID home made
noun or adjective. He originated
Metropolis" signifyiDg New York ;
also "Newspaperia," for the magic
circle of his professional brethren |;
"festivious," in the sense of the un-
bounded hilarity, an various other
METEOROLOGICAL quirks.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

Those who say there is only one argu
ment against prohibition, do not tell the
truth unless they include all arguments in
the one grand argument that it is wrong
Springfield Herald.
There is no telling to what lengths
the whisky element will 60 in sup
port of their creed. One might as
well include all arguments against the
bible sin the one grand argument
that it is wrong" as true christianity
is closely associated with strict So
briefly.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

The people of Chattanooga appreci-
ated the spunky manner in which
Miss Emma Abbott defended her pro.
fession against the bitter and unjust
attacks of the Nashville preacher, and
to show their admiration for her pluck
they presented her with handsome
silver Yacht.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18
Lost Hts Money.

Rich Hill Review, 18th.
There's one tooth wash, the ladies pride,
Beloved by bellies DER every wash" BE-
side;
One dentifrioe there is supremely blest,
A sweeter, better one than all the rest
And you will find in every land the
same,
That SOZODONTs its old, familiar name.
The Standard Tooth Wash
of the age is sOzODONT. 1t has distsnc-
ed competition. Diseolored teeth are rem
dered white by its use. The breath de-
rives fragrance from its aroma. 1t pre-
vents and arrests dental decay. The gums
become roster and harder under its opera
ton. All Its ingredients are vegetable
and antiseptic.
Nothing breakable that "SrALDISG's
GLUE" won't mend.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

Pettis and state of Missouri, viz. lot three
(3) in block three in Lesher Bros. addition
to the city of Sedalis, Mo-, which said
conveyance was made in trust to secure the
payment of . negotiable promisory note in
said deed fully described, and, whereas, the
said note has become due, and default has
been made on the payment of the same /:
No" therefore, at the request of the legal
holder OF said note, and in pursuance of
the terms Of said deed Of trust, public ne
tice is hereby given that the undersigned
trustse, will, on the
18th DAY OF NOVEMBER, 1887,
between the hours OF 10 o'clock q.
m. and o'clock p. m. Of that day, at the
vest court house door in the city Of Sc
dalia. Pettis county, Missouri, proceed to
sell the above described property at public
vendue, to the highest bidder for cash, to
pay said note remaining unpaid, and the
cost and expenses of executing the trust.
l0-l8vtd CHARLES G. TAYLOR. Trustee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

The editor of the Sedalia Demo-
crat. who is republican, was arrest
ed afew years ago for stealing, jumped
his board and later was brought back
and made to free his crime. A fine
cherub to write for an organ of the
democratic party. How long will the
democrats of Pettis county smile upon
such perfdy9 A pretty looking
whelp to tell the democrats how to
vote.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

Emma Abbott, the opera singer who
made herself conspicuous by rising in
church last Sunday and rebuking 8
Nashville clergyman who had denoun
ced the theatre as immoral. is receiv'
ing an ovation throughout the South.
Chattanooga has honored her with 6
silver yatch as encouragement for her
to sail in, no doubt, as she says that
she is receiving congratulatOry tele.
grams from all parts of the country.
How paltry must the professional lady
appear hereafter who is content to rest
her claim to public recognition upon
a domestic disturbance or the loss OF
a satchel full of jewels! There is
nothing left now but fer some irate
actress to horsewhip preacher for
decrying the stage.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

Blanton Duncan is of the opinion
that the world will come to an end in
1900. There are thousands Of pes-
pie in this country who, if the world
really had to end then, would be per-
fectly willing to go up with the old
machine for the sake of the free
ride.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

Henry Watterson showed that he
had level head on his shoulders when
he declined to be a candidate for the
United States Senate. As the editor
of the Courier-Journal he can accom-
plish more than he could on the floor
of the Senate. Mr.. Watterson knows
that his pen is mightier than his jaw.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

Within the pass four months E. B.
Burrowes petitioned James Montgom'
cry, superintendent of the Sedslis
Gas Works, to secure for him Bur
rowes) place on the BAzoo again
Mr.. Montgomery approached the
manager of the BAxoo on the subject
and was promptly told that there was
no place for him on this paper. So
the Boosting galoot brands himself .
liar.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

bright and shining; and as the garter
gives readily with each movement of
the leg. is cool and light, and brings
no steady pressure upon any sensitive
part, it is a great Improvement over
anything else we are familiar with.
and our knowledge of supports is
thorough and comprehensive"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

A writer in Dress advocates the do.
ing away with the stocking support
ers, and return to the old-fashioned
garter of our mothers. The writer
says that best of all is the "good, SUBJ
stsntial silver garter of the spiral pat
tern make, since the silver will wear
for years, and can always be kept
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

The baldheaded thief and drunken
vagabond, E. B. Burrowes, who is the
lick-spittle of the Sedalis Democrat,
said yesterday that This morning be
will ventilate the reputation of the
manager of the Bvzoo. The reputa-
ton of the manager of this paper lie
established as far as being imposed
upon by chsracterless wheIps like
Burrowes. Many men have betrayed
our confidence in the past, and may
possibly in the future, but Burrowes
can never betray the BAroo manager
again. Anything that he may publish
this morning will fall to the earth, un-
needed, for no one will believe a man
who will steal and jump bonds.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1887-10-18

An old printer of Cincinnati says
of the Rev. Hugh o. Pentecost, late
Labor candidate for Mayor of Newark:
"He used to be printer in Cincinnati
and worked on the Inquirer. After
that he was a compositor in Indian
apolis. He was wonderfully profane,
and there was another man who was
about his match in that line at the
Indiana capital. They started out to
see who could be the most sacrilegious
and the other man got away with
Pentecost. He became angry, reform
ed and turned preacher, and is now
one of Henry Georges right bowers