The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-07-27
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tnna Territorial Council.
Sidney, Mob, has an ornamental
high school with one pupil. .
The strcot-cars in Pensacola, Fla, are
run wholly by electricity.
Eleven American maidens are now
engaged to marry foreign titles.
The chief of Il tribe OF Digger In.
dams worships n stone churn as his
god.
Ex-Nicc-prcsidcnt Wheeler, it is now
stated, is n victim of hypochondria in
stead of the opium habit.
San Francisco boys stole the roof of
the new City Hall, which is Of lead,
taking it away piece by piece.
a P~oughkccpsic young man set his
GLADLY loves" bonnet on fire. one night
recently, by the ashes from his cigar.
a grand juror at Missoula, Montana
Territory, recently asked the court to
excuse him on the ground that he was
liable TO Indictment himself.
The largest fish cvertakcn at the Isles
OF Shoals was recently caught by Miss
Hose Millmjne, Of New York, and was
Il h"Iibut weighing Ill pounds.
Mary Dickens, Il granddaughter of
the novelist, is going on the stage in
London, and Il cousin OF Charles Dick
ems is living in New York in very
Straiiencd circumstances.
Peter jerks, Il Buffalo lawyer, made
ten wills during his life, all of which
were offered for probate after his death.
lie did his level best for the profession
before he Quilted il.
The niece Of Beau Brummcll has re-
Gently died in London. She did not in
merit her celebrated unclo's talent for
tying q cravat, though she was an OK
ceptionaliy handsome
\ lawyers clerical error in the trans
fer ut Il certain piece of property in
Kansas City, which in 1914 was sold for
$500, has led TO Il lawsuit over the pos
session of the land, which is now valued
AT 5000 Oo.
The frs, hard-coal basc-burner stove
was taken to Dcadwood, Oak, recently.
As there is no hard coal out there TO
burn IN it, the importer Of the curiosity
thinks OF converting it into an ice-crcam
freezer.
y Naugatuck, n. Y, saloonkccpcr
has Just bought a church. His applica-
ton for license was objected to on the
ground that his saloon would be too
near the church. He did away with
tina, objection by purchasing tho
church.
Henry III. Stanley is remarkable for
q broad head, very thick through the
check bones. His hair is still dark and
thick, covering tn" temples. He is of
middle sIHc, weighing about $50 pounds.
lie looks like 4 man of about 80 years
OF are.
William Aiva De Long ran n savings
Bank Il, Long Creek, Ncb., taking de-
posts Of 4 nickel and upward. At the
end OF a month he vanished, and his
gorgeous safe, which looked "a though
it Weighed ten tons, was found to be of
wood, painted.
y lady in Oil City the other day lost
5000 cash on Il street. A little bov
found 1t, and the lady, ovcrjoycd ut the
recovery of her treasure, directed her
husband TO reward the lad suitably.
The smallest con the husband had was
& nickel, and the little boy got it.
Mj,, Ella De Lislc, n pretty New En-
gland Girl, visited Montreal, smotc the
heart ot Il member of the cabinet,
promised TO be his wife, received a
%l,3}1 diamond ring, went to New
York to buy her trousscau, drew on him
for $4,000, received the money and
shiNpud.
Gum!-chcwing girls, take notice! a
MorrI>,own maiden has lost all control
OF her Jaw through this pcrnicious
hahlt. y physician whom she con
suited saudi She had worm o. the muscle
that a"iS rs 4 hinge, and she would be
OOIi-c To resort to an operation TO
make / taut again!
The "hair moth" which creates havoc
ma i fine head of hair, rapidly DESTROY
ing it and creating badness, is being
talked OF in New York and Brooklyn,
and the cheap barber shops are being
blamed for the propagation.
Roger a. Pryor went to New York
without n dollar AT the close of tho war.
his practice is now worth $2O,OOO n
year, and he is interested in some bust
ness ventures with Ben Butler which
promise 4 large return. He is said to
have recently realized 800, 900 in some
railroad securities.
]. Brigham Bishop, who ran in New
YORK n buckct-shop much frcquented by
women, and who has just failed, has
discovered that creditors are
worse than mon. They bring their
lunches and hang about his Office all
day, turning up their noses at him and
ealing him "a mean thing
Ubcliah Slayton of Fayettc county,
Georgia, is the father Of so many chill
drcn that he cannot remember their
names. He has been married twice and
had eighteen children by one wife and
twelve by the other. lie had five sons
IN one company Of a Georgia regiment
during the war.
Garnet d. Baltimore, n civil engineer
who was graduated some years ago at
the Troy Polytechnic Institute, is one of
the most successful! young colored men
OF the country. lie now has charge OF
the canal locks enlargement ncar SYRIA.
cusc. His father is n barber who clips
locks in Troy.
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