Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-05-13
IDAHO

markets.
Wedding cake has been Imported from Lon
don for marriage TO take place in New YORK.
next week.
A. shrewd observer has learned that old
maids love no kiss and fondle cats because
they have whiskers.
"A hospital to be devoted entirely tc the
treatment of diphtheria Is projected by inc
medical men of New Yeri'city.
brother who stammers arose In his prayer
meeting and said: sEou know--I can moi
t-t.talk, but--God casa bless t-t-tears.n
A character In oRe OF Mr. Cables latest
books is made to remark that he will progress
forwardly with rspidltiyc celcritudc.
A negro brought trout into yaldosta, Ga.
from Indian pond several days ago which
,sseghed twelve pounds and eight ounces.
Pastor--Well, what did you young people
realize at your entertainment. Member OF the
Committee--Wc have just realized that we are
S25 out.
An English surgeon is authority for the
statement that the use OF rocdng-chairs Is
one OF the causes OF peoples deafness and
,nearsightedness.
Arrangements are being made by the Ma
sonic fraternity OF California for an excursion
10 the Hawaiian Islands, to sail on the steam
srAas.ralia, May "a
Sorowfni Child to the Psstor-Mr. B..
mother sent me TO tell you that father is dead.
Pastor lis he! Did you call doctori Child
No, sir he just died himself
The members Of family IN McDuflle coun-
ty. Georgia, bear the following names: Len
" Edney, Adney Detney, Elkey Betney, NAL
ely Ebney, and Zebedee Redley.
Mrs Jones,n said the pastor, II hope you
are observing Lent" son, yes" was the amt
mated reply, ~ am denying myself of all world
~ pleasures. j have even given up going tc
ehnreh.n
Young Innoccnce--Papa, what did the min
ls,ar mean to-day when he said that the race
for gold was turning men from Cnrst9 Wise
Papa That he would 80 to another church
unless We raised his salary.
ION next Sunday" said Father Magulfe To
his congregation, "the funeral OF A. Il. viii be
held liz this church, J shall preach funeral
sernan on the occasion, and the man himself
VII be here--.the first time in twenty years"
II Is related 10 Buffalo, y. Y, that faith
rul workman who had injured his hand while
engaged In extra dangerous work was having
i attended TO BY a surgeon when the foreman
hurried ~ Ana san, sau "Iat l'n'e was y
wneh YOU sot hurt Apoue' o''oeN- "ns
40 you ASH 90 may Nho" "heu 70 uopA
you'f
cergymen are called upon Tor odd services
some times A lady uptown consulted her
pastor tho other day upon the troubles she
bad In her Kitchen, Tie said In reply that he
thought there would be better feeling between
mistress and maid II they prayed for one an
p'uer iuore. avn Wiling 70 DC PRAYED ior'
sa" 'ns 1Ady' out hoe 70 oe pfcyeu upon
san Francisco statistlcian demonstrates
That 3ShOo0 pounds Of opium are smuggled
INTO The Pacliic slope every year. entailing q
losss OF duties to the government OF over So
MOOD a year. AS each Chinaman 10 Califor-
nln smokes four pounds Of the drug annually,
i Is probable that large amount OF this
sneggled opium must be charged 10 that
i'tiie over tnree weeks ago Anhrew JACK
'on' OF aprlngneu' ~, Het heh WIN hlteeu
gSs' siiu iast MONDAY Inc heh came on ths
nest win seventeen chicks Two oil the eggs
produced TWO chicks each. anu from one oil
these doubles came TWO strong though snau
'u'ees Oh inherent species one was pun
coehin ana the other'a Plymouth rock, ano
hoth clearly marked.
American iahorers do well In not going to
tue isthInds oi fanama 10 work on the canal
according TO the American consul at thai
place. Contrary TO report there are large
numbers OF unemployed men there who are