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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1887-05-26
A DRUNKEN PARsoN.
A Curious Case That Came up In an Eng
lish Police Court.

A Curious Case That Came mp in an Eng
fish Police Court.
A case was heard at the Chester county
Police Court, when the Rev. Henry Rudge
curate of Plemstall, near Chester, was
charged with being drunk. Defendant, who
did not appear, was represented by Mr..
Brassey, solicitor, and the police, who prose-
cuted, by Mr.. Cartwright, solicitor. Police
constable Clarke said that ON Thursdsy,
April IL, he saw defendant staggering along
the footpath at Hoole. There was { ditch
alongside the pathway, into which the
reverend gentleman fell. Witness assisted
him out, and accused him of being drunk.
Defendant said he was only tired, and re-
quested to be loosed Witness let him 60,
and he again fell into the ditch. He then
asked defendant for his name, and he re
piled, "6nooks." Witness said "What Is
your Christian name?" and the reverend
gentleman said, II shall not tell you.n Wit
ness then called soldier and postman and
lifted him out, put him in conveyance, and
sent him home Mr. Brassey pleaded
Guilty" on behalf of the reverend gentle
man, and expressed regret for the occurrence.
The bench inflicted a fine Of 81. and costs,
amounting in all to R2 l9s.-Revnolds' NsUs-
paper (L0NdoR).
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PENALTIES OF e.ELEBR1TY.
How the Detective Pho otographer Gets
I'm His Work.

How the Detective Pho tographer Gets
I'm His work.
Our public personages are threatened
with new penalty-the extreme celeb
sity. 1t Is stated that photographs have
been taken of the President of the United
Gtstes and Mrs. Cleveland ON Sundays
while they sit In their pew at church, by
lndefatigable artists who, armed with
tI6tective" cameras, locate themselves
= the gallery. II this practice be
&nlVeFsally adopted our celebrities will
~ afraid TO 90 to church, because II is
obvious flom the enforced stiffness which
30 is expected to observe In a place of
WoFship that photographer has good
chancso Of securing likeness, even when
m Hght IL bad. II Il, we are afraid, not
lDo6Gtb3A even with the most sensitive
1lss, 70 secure portraits Of the preacher
1GG pouring forth his impassioned
1e6ee. Ihe = : pity, from :
~ point ~ yieE. Portraits of
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1887-05-26
THE SALVATION ARMY.
Procesdings at the Annual Meeting Its
Worldwide Operations.

Proceedings at the Annual llesting-Its
Worldwide Operations.
The annual May meeting Of the Salvation
Army was held on Wednesday In Exeter
Hall, when Mr. and Mrs. Booth were present,
the former presiding. There was very large
attendance, the body Of the great hall being
crowded in every part. There was q strong
brass band in attendance, and the entrance
OF Mr., Mrs. and Miss Booth was greeted by
flourish of trumpets. Throughout the
proceedings the "Amens'' were loud and fire.
quent, a. also were the "Hallelujahs'' and
other expressions in respect Of the utterance
Of which the army has become notorious.
aBies%s isi % tSe general" s "Biess the majors" %
"Bless the army" "Bless the Unionists,''
"Bless the home rulers" &C., and wound UP
by shouting "Bless everybody" to all Of
which the audience responded by hearty
shouts of Amen" Mr.. Booth then gave
s IN sns course y o. WHICH ne ssd ne
g metaphor, he said. the wings of the
Salvation Army were longer and stronger
than ever, 50 that during the year they had
been taking longer flights and acquiring
greater results than they had been previously
able to DO in the history Of the society. The
mankind; and during the year they had
passed through the trdining homes 494 lasses
and AS lads. Thus 939 young people had
graduated during the past year in the "Salva-
ton University, ~ and there were 473 in train
ingto-day. Since january there had been 900
applications for admission to the ministry of
the army, and Of these 12O had been accepted
and were ready to be taken in. Not only had
these officers been trained, but used, thirty
five new corps and fifty-five new outposts
having been established, while in addition
there were the travelling forts. He hoped to
see the day when the army would number
$4,000 fighting officers. He did not,
he said, purpose to submit any balance.
sheet, but every fkrthing was &C
counted for and copies of Il might be
bought at the dQOn for ID. nor did he pro-
poses to do any begging in particular, though
he proposed TO do something general in that
way, % be was anxious to extend the op@a-
tons of the organization. It was reported
that the army had extended its operations to
Germany, Holland, Denmark, Lapland, the
Transyaal, and st. Helena while among
q native of India, who spoke Of the work
donei In Ceylon and India, and Staff Captain
Hellberg, Of Scandinavia. In the course of
the evening, Mr.. Booth referred to the rescue
work of the society," and said that they had
now five homes in London and six In the
provinces. Through these 1,O85 cases had
passed and of the 845 who had left 613 had
proved satisfactory. They had now begun
the work In the West-end of London, and
were going in for saving dukes and aarls,
and members Of Parliament. The army
newspaper, the War Cyy was now published
in eight different languages, and had q vast
circulation, equal to 436, 900 weekly London
Times.
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the robbery is carried out is this: The brig
ands signal to the engine-driver to stop and
he does SO, being generally sin" with the
brigands. Then these gentlemen call In
Spanish 'Salteadores de caminos," or road
jumpers, approach the carriage, raise their
hats to the passengers, and in the most polite
language request them to give up their money
and jewels. The tguardias civiles'' are
stopped from firing at the robbers by the af
frighted passengers, as the rascals have pre-
yiously explained that if they are fired at
they will shoot at the passengers in return.
The chief of the brigands usually addresses
the passengers in these terms:
Ladies and gentlemen, please deliver up
your money and valuables Of every descrip-
ton. Wedo not wish to put you to the in
dignity Of a search, but tshall rely upon your
honor. But as soon as you tell us you have
given up everything we shall search one pas
senger of each class. If upon either we find
q single coin or a single valuable, we shall
shoot one passenger in each compartment
Ladies and gentlemen, do not hurry your
selves. Our time is yours"
You can imagine that under these circum-
stances there is very little kept back. The
passengers beg and pray of each other to con-
der has been made, the brigands raise their
hats and bid the passengers farewell in these
words, "Vaya ustedes con Dios'-May you
go with God-and as the train moves off they
add, with beautiful and simple piety, ''and
may we all meet again some day in Gods big
parlOr. Letter.
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terest since he made her acquaintance ct
ing that visit the Emperor, sitting at The
window Of his hotel, noticed the young lady
in question, who is the daughter Of cloth
manufacturer, At the window Of the opposite
hotel. So II happened that when one day the
familiar face was missing the monarch aent
40 adjutant to inquire the cause. Thus the
little romance began, and The aged Eppe5or
was clever, we'll -educated and lively giyl.
but mot beauty IN the ordinary sense. The
Emperor eddFa1sed her vhenSvs ther -
on his wallis, md fban ye1R q I(Sle n
pessed foe hW peqniD t91olot r - ~
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Eva ~ ~, immense swamp
~ in the San Luis valley op-
posite the town of Del
Norte, Col For fifty miles up the valley
above the swamp great numbers of
streams dash down the gulches from the
mountains of the Sangre de Christie range.
These streams gradually lose themselves
in the sandy soil of the level plain until
they disappear entirely, and the vast
amount of water from the snow-crowned
SUBMITS of the ranges rises to the surface
again in this Vega, which in turn dis
charges its surplus into the Rio Grande
river some sixty miles below Del Norte.
During the spring and early fall this
great tract of swamp land is literally
covered with water fowl of every kind.
There are large white swan, the staple
old ''honker" or Canada goose, the white
brant or snow goose, the canvas-back
duck, mallards, gadwall, pintail, spoon
bill, pochards, scaup.duck, wood-duck,
butter-ball and five or six kinds of
teal, including the reddish brown
with blue wing of South America, which
follows the mountain ranges on its way
to the north. The Wilson snipe, jack
snipe and English yellow leg are abund-
ant with good many plover and curlew
Tothis paradise of the sportsman went
with party of friends, provided with a
camping outfit. We reached the Lakes"
as the swamps are generally termed, at
nightfall, after rather long and somewhat
tedious journey. The b 4 was the
only notable incident ~, &, bagging
-N telope
>A% wnowss
~ h OF, +,
n while at
- s~
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drivers, pOrters, and all. We all
sat down together and ate and drank
together, and then we all smoked
cigarettes together round the fire.
When it was time to start, we got
up, stretched ourselves, and leisurely
strolled back to the train, the guards
and the engine-driver and the stoker
being generally the last to turn out.
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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1887-05-26
MOST COURTEOUS THIEVES.

Charming and COnsiderate Behavior of
Train Robbers In Spain.
spent pleasant week in Madrid, and l
then went on to Seville. The express jour
ney was not without its interesting features.
We stopped now and again for fifteen min-
utes and half an hour. When we stopped
everybody got out of the train and went into
the buffet-passengers guards, engine
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1887-05-26

kept banging away, sometimes hitting
and sonetiees missing: 4ygun barrels
thsn e ints " Z: .:tsri :. thsa esck - g
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DUCK-SHOOTING.
THE sPORTsMAN,s PARADISE IN
THE VEGA swAMPs.

Ducks by the Thousand and wild Geese
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THE EMPEROR's SWEETHEART.
Marriage of the Pretty Maiden Who Capt.
waited Kaiser wilhelm.

At Iglau, in Moravia, the marriage has
just taken place Of the young lady in whom
the Emperor William has taken great in
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1887-05-26

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Wo guard s."
Ns2 went with
=. us, tn cir
mustaches tiercely
twisted and their
rifles loaded. We
still want this sort
of protection on
long railway jour
|neys over lonely
plains in Spain, be-
cause the briRands
are not quite done
away with yet.
The way in which
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fancied
security.
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them up
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was the
work of
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laugh ed
until the
tears ran
downmy
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Joo5UUV bOu1p ~. - uA1ucu4b 70 lma&1uo. V0o
Non ofvessels built in either country 70 re-
istry In the otheF-is generally regarded e
highly adyantageous to this country. and no
doubt such y the fhct. But ] confess I can
not see why It ought mot TO b regarded g In
anitely more adysntaseous 70 the United
chant vessels 81 Il tie r republic wer. sSS % soId
In large numbers to foreign owners
and acquired foreign registers, and
Notwithstanding that shipbuilding had
almost disappel1ed from the United 6tatas IN
consequence Of an extreme prokectionia
Policy tis S.a ~ ssso'Sts fSsse6s s.1S snS Sns
purchased II their room. Tho consequence
& that at this moment nearly the enkife pas.
Dengor traffic Of the Atlantics = In the hands
Of foreigners-.a vest portion of the freight Of
merchandise from and TO foreign counties D
also n the hands cf forSgnsrs": end only two
%oas1s %ods " s. 9id H. .9s SoH 3. 1sy 81
eecrstasy Of the United etaAn Ifoasu1y, thSt
NO lsse . sum than el00oo0O00 = paid
annually BY the pscpls of the United efStW
to forsm Ghip-ownsss fW ftsish3 end flr1l.
Now, slesg R~oeAcn ~ q & thsss ship:, Which
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and 8 leas COL, than 81 any otha
country. Why, then, ,dspeivsth Amasican a.
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and calling them - thA. OWnf We sre tod
that AmsEicsn shipbuilding = Eeyiying; but
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-07-16
A FARMERS CRUEL DEED.
A Cool Confession of Murder That Has
Aroused the Populace.

An indianapolis Qnd) special, of July II,
to the Philadelphia Press, gives fuller details
of the following tragedy than were CON
tanned in the dispatch to the MORNING
News. The special says: A telegram from
Jeffersonville states that intense excitement
has been aroused there by a murder COM
mitted on Saturday by jackson Robinson,
a wealthy farmer, his victim being Samuel
Hay. Two public meetings have been held
and lynching is openly advocated by citizens.
Tonight Gov. Gray telegraphed to the
Sheriff to take such steps as would secure
the safety of the prisoner.
Robinson last night made a confession,
remarkable for the indifference and brutal
ity shown by the murderer He said: Zone
evening last week | went to Hays house to
try and adjust our differences. No one was
at homo but Hays sister and mother, and
they used such language to me that | struck
the old woman in the back She is Is years
old and partly paralyzed. | also struck her
daughter. | thought of the matter until
Saturday morning, when | decided to end it
for all time Loading my double-barrelled
shotgun, | sprang into my wagon and drove
toward the Hays homestead. | met HAYS
and his sister on the road about 100 yards
from their home. | told Hays, that | had
come to kill him and if he haRany prayers
to say, be quick about it. His sister
sCledliitu anu I'lett'leu WITH lue 10 spare neT
brothers life, and threw her arms about his
neck as if to shield him from my aim. Her
entreaties failed to change my purpose.
Placing the gun upon his sisters shoulder
pressed the trigger and saw him fall back
with seven bullets in his heart. The blood
spurted out over her white dress and he fell
back into her arms. Not being positive that
he was dead | went over to his mothers
house and sat down on the porch to reload
my gun. In few moments his sister came
up crying and said had killed her brother
Then l jumped into my wagon and drove
home 0o tnlnK haa perfect rigat to XII
out of a portion of my property. | am
worth over 800, 600 and have 900 stock
in the German Insurance Bank, of Louis
vile. | think $500 will get me out of this
scrape and that my revenge will have been
cheanlY purchased y
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it into your stomach as you would your fist
! into somebody's eye Your stomach ought
to be your friend, but if you go pitching into
| it it'll show fight, ard you may as well I'M
derstand that it will get the best of it.
| "When you get up in the morning take a
! big drink of water Your system wants
water first. An engine isn't first fired up
and then some water let into the boiler.
| Clean your teeth, and let the water run
| from the 5pigot while you're doing it.
! Then drink a pint Of it. Use common
| hydrant water; no ice, no salt, no mineral
water. Ordinary water is good enough for
an ordinary healthy man. Keep away from
drugs and pills. and give your stomach a
show.
IF you're in hurry to read tho papers,
read them before breakfast. When you sit
down to the breakfast table be happy; you're
going 10 do something pleasant. Breakfast
isn't penalty imposed on You or task to
be performed as soon as possible, but pleas
ant, enjoyable occasion. Try and have
somebody talk to you, and talk yourself.
Baugh. Start off with fruit-some oranges,
say. Then eat some fish and stale bread, or
stale rolls or toast If you want anything
more, cat some meat Take your time to it
all. | stay at the table for an hour, and cot
all the time. Don't eat much, but take your
time to it. If you haven't time, eat less.
The time you spend at breakfast will be
saved over and over again during the day
IF you've been up the night before don't
take a cocktail or ice water. Try some
broth and some tIipe if your stomach's
pretty far gone When a mans been Off a
little his stomach is raw and inflamed. He
doesn't want to start right Off with more
rum. Let him give his stomach a show
It'll pay him to. Coddle your stomach in
the morning and it'll stand up for you at
night. If you gopiehing into it first thing
it will have its revenge.
Don't smoke in the morning Don't
drink in the morning. If you must smoke
and you must drink, wait until your stomach
is through with breakfast. Try this thing
of starting off fair and square. You can
drink more and smoke more in the evening,
and it won't tell on it. A mans stomach is
his friend, and if he'll only treat it kindly
the first half of the day it will show its APP
probation and stick by him at night"
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FACTS ABOUT MAN.
AS They Are Gathered in the Wire
Grass Region.


Pope wrote an essay on man. That is not
the reason | do So
He says imam is the noblest work of God. "
| feel assured that he never tried to borrow
a five from one of these noblest works If
he had / think he would have hesitated or
suffered about writing the above
He also says, with much wisdom, that
1.-THE proper study of mankind is man. but
fails to give the proper study of the festive
mule.
Addison says: Every wife ought to an
swer for her man.
Addison was way off. Such thing as
wife answering for her man, when her man
is probably foot and thick quarter deep
III his beers, and is at the CLUB at a. m. e.,
is one of the impoSSiblities.
Man that born of woman is full of cacteria
and beer He has the blight and takes the
pot on four aces and king.
Man that is not born of woman is an An
archist and an Alderman.
MAN shall not live by bread alone"
Even Matthew knew that a few LIQUID re-
freshments did man good. Some writer
says that mans inhumanity to man has
made countless thousands mourn
If he had said the cooks inhumanity to
man has made countless thousands groan
would have believed him. The average
mans head looks like a sc. Kolb gem melon,
and is filled with brain, strabismus and
other bric-a-bac
The average weight of an adult man is
l40 pounds ounces; when he is full" he is
still more adulter.
The number of bones in man is 240 The
average hickory shad can beat him by 30
100000 bones and not half try.
The average weight of mans brains
when they have any--is 81 pounds. have
seen men, though, whose brains could not
be weighed on a pair of druggists balances.
of refinement and shall-I-go-naked suit.
The average height of man is feet 9
inches A friend of mine got TO working
with the dynamo of a brunette mule and |
think his average height was ,, 140 feet II
is strange how some will grow so high.
The number of false teeth in man is 30.
The number of false hoods could not be
counted with calculating machine
Man contributes annually to vegetation
l24 pounds of carbon. He contributes TO
the church ! hole with nickel around il,
1 shingle nails and button.
lie walks feet per second; when he sees
q creditor his gait increases Us the square of
the distance decreases.
The heart beats IS times per hour. Man
beats whenever he has an opportunity.
One hogShead of blood passes through the
heart per hour. This is enough TO make the
heart tired.
Twenty-Five hundred square inches is the
surface Of mans body, but when a fellow
has head" put ON him, he feels like there
are 10000
There are 100000 pores in mans body.
This is why man is SO pore There is
less pores in wagon body. BILL OM.