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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27
Presentation.

At eight o'clock on Sat1rdsy evening,
Christmas Eve. those who were IN port. of
the officers and employees Of the InteT-Island
Steam Navigation Company. vent III 3 body
10 the Essidsuc-corler of Nquzn1 and
School strsets-of Capt. W. B. Godfrey, ST.
perintz16sut OF the Company Their bust
ness Ezs the presentation OF g testimonial
and gift 10 the captain, II the shape OF an IL
l1stratsd and s1gr0sssd address. aud 6 silver
SERVES d thirteen pIecsS-.e2 and coffee set,
2 cake bzszst, ing tray, t<o mugs and 2
handsome big water pitcher. Inc plate vas
procured through MeSSEs- E .. Hall / Son
and Wsnner Go, and each piece Ess neatly
engraved With : monogram.
Mr. b \. Webster, passenger and freight
clerk. made the presentation IN little
Godfrey had S1peEiutel6ed the feet. and
wishing himself and family Merry Christ
mas and many returns Capt Godfrey re-
spon6ad briefly and with hearty appreciation
OF the ge1er0as god feeling that prompted
the gITsrS Of the beautiful tokens
The address vas e1grosssd bE Prof. Pierre
Jones OF Osn1 College and illustrated by
AES- Jones with 3 painting OF Diamond
Hsad ct top and Of Iashaira st bottom. 1t
Vas enclosed IN 2 pretty frame made By
Messrs- King Bros being 36x1 inches
After the pleasant Ceremony the evening was
EnIled away With music and s0ciabiIity.
Following Is the address Eith the signatures:
:. 3 e0DEzET.
TIE accompanying testimonial vas presented
bE the oReers and employees OF the
Eztsr-Iszgza StsgH Esrigsfios coaspgAy
In token Ct regard, esteem
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

The boat racs tAsf EzS 70 have come on
Yesterday failed 70 connect The Y2ndalis'S
host took her position az the starting point
with her oarSnel ready for business. but the
HsnzkeoSI did not PIT II an appearance It
< s fscs that some Of the ho&s boys were IN
fortunately nos N S condition for work. hav-
M EGulcs6 too freely IN the 4rcent festivities
Of the season.. TIE Nsnd8lis'S host moved
over the courSs
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

The display at the HsEn. Hotel Thursday
night Vas quite cp 70 the standard OF former
exhibitions o. the SSue sort The front vSs
gaily feS-ooned with Chinese i&atsrnS. The
bsnd performed It's p2rt u 4 mastery man
ne-. doing ample justice 70 tie programme
announced yesterday. Spectators were hos
pit2bly accommodated. as usual. With chars
on the Terandsh. Tie whole aEai- passed
OF very creiitably.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27
ISLAND LOCALS.


n IssislatDre meets today !, ioo.c,ook.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

Ii Mr. Eswstr-s Eln5oE nay y seen &
Specimen q j. G. Bszrs-t's latest enterprise
- c7ly q the Pans 6zllE Edition OF the
NsE N1rk E.r1i5 his copy vas fond II
rz-czl % rspers p-sTl1zs'y sek11Els1Eeo 70
f.-z E,--ru 49, BY the @ .TE--E
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

Tbs g Es-rE oSios wSS kindly remembered
OF ). sr3sy By Nh. z, K. Movers, With 8
large box of aUplss. M. NsysrS hiss lately
opened wholesale fruit business NJ the
~U!a Corner. NrnanU and Qaesa streets
2n1 rroEn ms former experience II thar line
Snd velt-kuoEn business capacity. may be
depended upon to give the 5sss satisfaction
70 patrons
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

4 Chl-SnSn Who apparently felt he h2i
So 81 unfSlr deal some way Or other. Sasur-
Gsy evening, began yelling haul in ?" A
n1an-of-war SSilor coming 2lolc told him 70
shat CT. hitting the Chinsuaa st the sane
siuoe a powerful blow II the noath. Most
CT the Chinsnan's front teeth Esre knocked
cut. Gnd the Ssilor who committed the out
1se walked slong without interference from
anybody
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

A native boy msde raid O. the till Of s
Chinese storskseper opposite the RsfOrus-
tory School on Tuesday. He Ess observed
by 3 little child Of tbs storekesper, Who crisd
ont Man take Eo1sy The boy ran, rur-
szs6 By the szo-sksspsrS wife, snd lively
chsse took plzes down The mad. through
Robsll0 lzns aE6 sc-oss lots. Finally the
Woman e1rlsCsi The ezip-it. bringing him
cut 10 the rDGd- By this tine her husband
tEo policemen and Isr2e crowd Eers on
hand. The matter seems 70 have been set
ted El7Lcz- the formal arrest Of the lad.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

he roo- oeczp5zd b. JzS-icz BlczsEto1 L
The GuFar--naus bzI5l-g L Ez5s-g1-nR r.
pairs he cs51zE l. 80 Be wholly q party
rs-plas-zrs5- Part Of Eh= old Plas-z- 1s1
c1Zs G-Ez s1-= tl== EEo. and the res1 as
t1Ez6 Il 30 bad q state that p-zS-sE BID
l1tzs have all zen taken c1 t1- 1szE=z--
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

Plssssat Carlstuss wssfAsr they are hay
III u the East Mrs n IhoDps11 writes
20 -ks Colo-s1 fro- Portland, Ne = We have
Elts--E1s s-o=. rzl-- sle=t- and o1fzs-
z-sarher. r-z-c-rr & Eve 5szrsss sb0Fs 1z-us
sd vet - -zSr srpecr Il. 6crI1E the EI--S-s
s. le= Is . degrees bsloE 1zros
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

The Rev Alexander Hzekfntush vas the
recipient OF 8 present Ct $40 n Sel gold
pisces. OF ChrlS-DsS ere The presentation
VS. sosousEgs,ll=6 b. 3 beautifully e1zrusssd
rz1sz. viii 80 siEuzt1res- stating II ID Be
= tribute OF a55cti01 and goodwill 80 The
Rev Alexander Mzckirtosh, from the men
5srs Of s. Ar6rs#s ssc11d congregation
sni fsE friends Mr. Ton Nav. warden
OF the szcol1 c01gregsl51. and Miss Dora
D0Esstr Wers the beErsrs 10 the reverend
es1tIe1zn OF this token from MS LszrlShi0nsrs
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

RE III { Cl16 bsld its annual
l#1-Hz 4 Wednesday Esek, =ben
h f1gioHl ssrs Esre elected. NJ D.
aFcz-.rrst a1t. J. q Reist. FIee
p-eSi1-n-- Hart SecrstzrT: Chzs-
L. Wilder. rsr- ". G. Wilder. II,
Aie1 R1he- ID A. W. Carter. Trustees:
lanes Tor Captzfn. me nsE boat
h1zss VII he SON lets5 sb11E C5rIssuss. OF
S=p fsars a5 sE= stss-- Ehsn It i proposed
90 eErlrT p 1r. -Four nsE rssEbers
zsrs slsc-a1 81 his occasion FIz-: W. z
RczeI. II Fl B D. r. 7. hsuzkz and Jas
B Gl1s11 II Is proposed 20 ope1 tbs 1sE
Ec-z= VIII gse-Ezrui1g- reception
ard a. 1cs Lt= lab L II better financial
c015i-z3H sbs1 Es snT tine siEcs organized.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27
OUPREME COURT OLE THE

Attest: J. H REST.
TIes s. Second Deputy CLERK
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

Msss-s- Wes-- DoE Z 90. are s-ro1z N
Ezz-s q loo1noti1r for youngsters S1cA -
7sllc1 ue5=S- plsv Ts1rclss, etc, also games OF
--zs-e-t kinds Thar regular EusS Of ElF-
--z-s. Elzss sz6 fE1cy EErs. E-Sze gods
sd - q. sEor5 Erszt VARSITY q chules IN
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

II. 8 Maczllsy. pEzao t1nsr. c=Tu-sS :
ucrr5u1 81 - ls5s--s 10 r-zki-z EzEcE clz=S
Ct uzrfre -ooEs- q Ts-F hsl1S1Ze and
E-rzs sIFlA Il Of tzz4u1 stalk WIKI 2 cru
hz-z-51- os 81 or s5EcE native Fos71s 1or-1ll-g
q S-1-- sac-is1 Of tE= StzE -e1E 20 = =
nd carried bad q bone U gEEe- -zsss-aa.A-
q reess-tas5 20 rEs ~r5-er N >zrzE1EE eE
g. Ezkzr c1--ziEa1 k0a- c1coa11zs 80.
-. -5EF--kf. sa-szl E0u5. kZaEIEa and
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

IL Eu1. 4 A. Wl5s-REn reached his
65-E a--rb5zv anniversary SATURDAY he
gC11s ! hsls and hearty and sv11s1fLF
good E1- Ezch work Es- hos1 II private zs1Isl-
1ess ard n szzlrs Of STATE he GAZETTE
=lsEss she ho1arzbla gentleman many re-
r-r-s u ths Gz~.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

neSt meusato Of tie season has bsea Is
sued. inscribed, With the compliments Of
tie Union Feed Co. HOnolulr.' Ii is an
4 ivorlns memo card with covers swinging on
Al syelsf N the upper left hand corner. The
front cover bears. IN addition 70 the above in
Scclptio1. The picture Of s pretty girl in Win
ter hSt sod cloGS. ana the bSck 3 complete
calendar for ISIS, leaving four paSes Tor
notes
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

following Is the programme OF the Christ
mss entertainment given by the hohala
EOTelEn School, December Sd Prayer. Rev
A. Ds.com, Christmas Bells. School: Calls
themes, School. The Cobhler," Concert
Recitation. Up On the Root" hindersar-
zen Song: Solo. MY Bonnie Mr.. Tulloch:
SolO, " Can't Tell: Can Yo1 2 Mr.. BaGer:
PentoDius. Mother Goose Social
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1887-12-27

AtG-St. J H ReiSt-
Sec Dep CIeEk.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19
FIRES AND CASUALTIES.

DAVID SMITH, who cast his first vote for
James Madison for president, died at his
home near Freeport, ILL.,, Tuesday, in his
1920 year.
A GREAT portion of Lebanon, N. H., was
swept away by fire Tuesday morning, Gre
ating a loss of 100000. The insurance
foots up $4,000.
THREE victims of the accident in the
Braddock, Pennsylvania, foundry. Tuesday
night, have died, and the injuries of two
others are pronounced fatal.
INTELLIGENCE of a wreck on the Allan
tic Pacific railroad near Albuquerque, New
Mexico, Oh Wednesday, in which ten per
sons were seriously injured, he's just been
received.
BEN BULLwINKLE, formerly the pop
ular head of the Chicago fire patrol. was
thrown from his horse and killed at
Flagstaff, Arizona, Monday. The death
of R. McKim, Madison, Indiana, CAPT
talist and philanthopist, is announced.
A FIRE at Ortonville, Mimi, this after
noon destroyed Engquist's pillow factory
the Godfrey house and barn, portion
of Che Charles Betcher undergrad, and
several outbuildings. The los s is $4,000
and insurance $4,000. The city had a
very narrow escape.
A TUsooN, ARIZONA dispatch says: From
one to two slight shocks of earthquake
have been felt for several days, but too
slight to cause alarm. There is no
doubt that nearly every high mountain
in southern Arizona has to greater or
less extent had its topography changed,
INIT as far as can he learned there is no
active volcano among them.
AN investigation by the Louisiana board
of health into the alleged prevalence of
leprosy at st. Martinville, shows that the
malady exists there, although the reports
have been much exaggerated. Only eight
cases, including the suspected ones, were
discovered. The board recommends the
establishment of leper hospital by the
state, and the New Orleans press heartily
approves the project.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19
WASHINGTON.

ABOUT 100000 of trade dollars have
been redeemed to date. The total re-
demption will probably reach $8,O0O,000.
THE queen of the Sandwich islands was
escorted through the treasury de-
partment at Washington, and was of
course profoundly impressed.
IT is rumored at Washington that
bank examiner Hyatt, of Cincinnati will
succeed Mr.. Jordon as United States
treasurer.
A NUMBER of beautiful models of the
new cruisers and famous naval vessels are
being packed at the navy department for
transportation to the Minneapolis expo
sition.
The very considerable increased re-
ceipts from customs, together with the
large debt reduction of the last month,
has caused renewed speculation as to an
extra session of congress in October on
the part of those who are greatly con-
cerned at the existence of the surplus.
ACTING COMMISSIONER SToCKsLAGER, of
the general land Office, has recommended
to the secretary of the interior that the
attorney general be requested to file a
motion in the supreme court for re ar
gument of the Maxwell land grant case,
in which the decree of the Colorado dis
trict court was affirmed. It is claimed
that new evidence has been discovered,
showing the fraudulent character of the
grant.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19
EASTERN IRON MARKET
Lit Worries a Good Many People Orders
Falling off and Prices Low.
The Monopoly Knocked out by the Coal
and Iron Industry of the South.
A Scheme on Foot for New Railroad
from Washington to Memphis.
IRON INDUSTRY.

A Great aud Sudden Change Comes over the
Eastern Market
WASHINGTON, May 13.-The condition
OF the iron market in the east is worry
ing good many people just now. The
change that has come over the spirit of
the dreams of the iron masters of Penn
sylvania and that section within the past
thirty days is something marvellous. { A
month ago they were in high feather, flll
of orders, iron at high prices and tie
mills unable to meet the demands of conE
tractors. Now the reverse is true. The
orders have suddenly fallen off and
with the lack of demand the prices
have gone down, until many of
the mills are now running short of
business and there is a general anxiety
lest the boom may fairly collapse. An
authority discussing the situation Just
now says: "There is not the slightest
life or animation in business, and all
transactions just now are small lots at
quoted rates. The feeling is weak but
sellers realize the fact that reducing the
prices is not going to increase the volume
of business. A week or two more is like
ly to decide the matter one way or other,
but at present nobody can tell whether it
IS to be for better or worse"
pretty careful survey of the situation
seems to point to the recent develop
ments in the southern iron fields and
those of western Pennsylvania and Ohio
as the real cause. The southern iron
makers have their iron and coal side by
side, and their unskilled labor is to be
had very cheaply. This enables them to
make iron for about rs per cent. what it
costs the northern manufacturers, and
In the natural gas fields of Pennsylvania
and Ohio the cost of making has been re-
duced to a minimum. The southern iron
makers seem to be having it practically
their own way just now. They are still
finding a market for their product, and
as they are able to sell below the Pensyl-
vanians and yet make handsome profit
it seems probable that they may reap a
substantial benefit from the curious state
of affairs in the northern iron fields.
They seem to have knocked OUT the
Pennsylvania iron makers on the first
ronnd.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19
THE LATEST KILOGRAMS.
GENERAL NOTES.

A 'sHIGH license" bill has passed both
houses of the Pennsylvania legislature.
TIE CONSERVATION of ssBlind Tom,'' the
sightIess pianist, has procured a writ of
habeas corpus to obtain custody of her
charge.
Miss LETTA l.. BURLINGAME, of Ann
Arbor, Mich, was Monday licensed to
practice law by the Illinois Supreme
Court.
:CHIEF OF POLICE LENDER Brown, of
Madison, N. j., was recently made the
father of triplets, and Immediately gave
them the names: Lender Cleveland, John
Grover, and Leonora Frances, and then
notified the President. An autograph
letter expressed the thanks of the Excu-
tive.
NINETEEN of the striking employees of
the American TUBE and Iron company
at Youngston, Ohio, have been legally re-
strained from entering upon the com
pany's grounds or in any way interfering
with its business.
The board of directors Of the Pennsyl-
vania Railroad company yesterday decid-
ed to issue S8,000,000 of new stock for
construction and equipment expenditures
during 1887 on the main and leased lines,
and for the completion and extension of
new and auxiliary lines.
WILLIAM O'BR1EN, the Irish agitator, was
subjected to many annoyances by the
English passengers on the Umbria, in
which he came to America. He left New
York Tuesday for Montreal, where he
opens his campaign against Lord Lans-
downe at once. Before returning to Ire
land he will make speeches in New York,
Boston and Philadelphia.
The Iowa railroad commissioners have
acted upon the complaint of Governor
Lsrrabee against the Chicago, Burlington
& Quincy railroad. They find that the
c .mpany has been guilty of excessive
and unjust discrimination in its tariff
on coal, and commends a revision of
the schedule to confirm with the inter
state commerce law.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19
CRIME.

INDICTMENTS for murder in the first
degree have been returned against the
McCoys, of Haverhill, Ohio, who recent
ly murdered DR.. Northrup, the temper
ance advocate,
Mount Sterling, KY, who recently releas
ed Corneilson or writ of habsas corpus,
has been arrested for aiding in the es-
cape of prisoner.
PATRICK CoNNoRs, a third term convict
from Cook county, ILL.,, got out of Joliet
prison Saturday night, but was persuaded
by keeper with a rifle to return and do
the state some more service. He now
wears ball and chain.
THE governor of Illinois Thursday
evening issued his proclamation offering
a reward of 5000 for the arrest of Harry
Smell, who murdered Jacob Zebb at East
st. Louis last month.
The recent mysterious murder of Carl
isle Cump and his mother, near Hagers-
town, Maryland, is believed to have been
traced to Emanuel Cump, brother of
Carlisle. The alleged murnerer, who is
but % years of age, is in custody.
Mrs. SUzE1LA MoWHA, aged 20, and her
daughter, Mrs. Eliza Baker, aged 40, were
robbed and murdered at their home IN
Hancock county, West Virginia, Monday
night, during the absence of their hus-
bands. The perpetrators of the crime
have not yet been unprecedented.
The body of Charles Farmer, lumber
checker for the Yellow Pine Lumber
company, at Woodville, Texas, was found
last Wednesday in the woods near Col
mesneil by a colroed boy. There were
three bullet-holes in his back and three
in his head. There was no doubt of a
foul murder, and after three days search
the testimony pointed to R. A. Hill as the
murderer. Lynching was threatened, and
to save himself Hill confessed that he and
James Albeit decoyed Farmer into the
woods, shot him to death, and then robbed
him. The only object was robbery.
Albeit is a horse-theif. Hill was a Vir-
ginian of industry and thrift.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19

pared with the corresponding month of
1886. The exports show a slight de-
crease.
SEVERAL American prelates will attend
a congress of English-speaking Roman
Catholics, TO be held shortly in London,
for the discussion of various social, moral,
and religious questions.
J. B. FRUoHIER, an American citizen
residing in California, is said to have
been conscripted into the French army
while temporarily sojourning in France.
A SIMLA dispatch says the ameer's
troops and the Ghilzais are standing on
the defensive, but the ameer is expected
to renew the attack upon the insurgents
as soon as reinforcements arrive from
Cabui and Candahar.
THE Congregationalist ministers of
London have adopted by an almost unani-
nous vote resolution protesting against
the passage of the coercion bill. DR..
resolution.
A soULLING swee pstake match opened to
the world, will take place at Sidney, New
South Wales, in November. Beach and
Harlan have signed articles for a race on
the Nepean river, in Victoria, November
26.
A NEWSPAPER is shortly to be started in
London, with Miss Muller at its head
especially devoted to the interests of
women. 1t will particularly deal with So
cial and political matters, but not to the
exclusion of other subjects that affect the
position of women of all classes.
A LONDON cablegram to New York
paper says that Mr.. Parnell is really in a
critical state of health, and that his alb
solute withdrawal from public life can not
belong delayed. His malady is believed to
be cancer of the stomach.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19
THE SEIZED SEALING VESSELS.
The British Government Never Demanded
Their Release or Made any Claims.

The British Government Never Demanded
Their Release or Made any Claims.
WASHINGTON, May 13.-Inquiry at the
department of state regarding the British
vessels seized in the Behring Sea last
summer disclosed the fact that no de-
mand had ever been made by the British
government for the release CT the vessels,
nor has any claim for damages caused by
the seizures been made upon the gov
eminent of the United States. The
spondence between the two gov
ernments on the subject was very
limited 1t opened with a letter
from the English government reciting
the fact of the seizures and asking for
information relative to details. This was
received in September last and Secretary
Bayard Immediately made an examina-
ton of the matter. 1t became necessary
to secure record of the proceedings be-
fore the United States court in
Alaska which had resulted in the
condemnation eff the sealers and 1t
was not until the following February
that this was received at the department.
Careful examination was made of the
law and of the treaty of cession by which
the United States became possessed of
Alaska which resulted in the order for
the release of seized vessels. The fact
that sealers have been released was com
municated to the British government and
that was about all there was of CORES
pondence on the subject.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1887-05-19
CARL DUNDER.
He Tells the Sergeant Story Of Fly
Detroit Free Press.

He Tells the Sergeant Story Of Fly
Detroit Free Press.
"Well?" queried Sergeant BendaI as
Carl Dunder slipped into the door yes
terday and tip-toed up to the desk.
Sergeant [ like to shpeak a leedle."
$50 ahead. I suppose another back
county has heen heard from"
''If L vhas in a back county I dunno.
Dere vhas some put-oop shob on me I
like to tell you aboudt."
"I'm listning."
''Vhell, dis forenoon a man comes in
my blaze und says vhas I Carl Dunder. I
vhas. All right. Mr.. Dunder, like to
show you some scientific matters. I vhas
told you vhas a man who goes after
science good deal. All great mans like
something's dot has science and philosophy
in him."
''Well, you bit, of course
"Dot pleases me sergeant, und der man
sat down Ply der table und take oudt
three cards ind pegin to toss 'em about
so, und so, und so. One of dose cards
vhas der Shack of Hearts. He says der
philosophy vhas to see if your eyesight
vhas good. pellet he called it optical
science"
'And how was your eyesight?"
''Vhell, I keep looking so close as nefer
pefore, watch cot Setback of Hearts, und
When he says pick him oudt I doan' hat
no troubles. I pick him oudt twice, und
den der man say maybe I hat squint
after all. Well, 1 guess not. Maybe not,
but you can't pick oudt dot Setback of
Hearts no more. Ican't, Ell? I shust pet
you fife dollar I can! VheH, being you
vhas so sure, / take dot bet. Put oop dot
money. We talk like dot, und put oop
my fife"
"What greeny"
"Vhell, mapye I vhas. I try to pick
out der Shack of Hearts, but he doan' be
aroundt any more. It vhas der Ace of
Spades, Ell? Mr.. Dunder, I told you may
pc you have some squint in your eye.
Optical science vhas great thing. It
vhas my advice dot you consult some
doctor. Maybe you hat a cataract in
yeur eye. Goodbye, Mr.. Dunder, I shall
call again pooty quick. Philosophy vhas
sooch a big thing dot L can't let um
alone"
"And he took your flyer"
ssNot dot eafningI Vhan he wants to
60 oudt L take him Ply der collar uno mop
some floor NIT his pody, und plack his
two eyes, und knock his nose loose, und
pooty soon he gifts me twenty dollar to
let ooe On him. L took it und he goes
oudt."
"You don't savI'
Sergeant, vhas L some back county ?''
mot much!''
'SVhas some greenhorn?"
mo, sir"
sThanksI 1 vhas some science und
philosopher. IF you hear of any pody
who vhas looking for great man SEND
'em around; Office hours der same az
usual"