Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1887-03-31
HERE AND rIfERE.

the StraW-mOM OF hfeetcaf over thero
the other day. The child was eventually
found, but il was n long Job.
The G.. o. M. speaks OF Bonnie Annie
Laurien az "a beautiful and simple
Scotch song Of my 0ton tine Does
wandering Willie geally believe he is two
hundred years old 7-Jsidy.
Joaquin Miller has written an alleged
poem. beginning; IA beautiful stream 10
tie River Of Rest Mr.. Miller cannot
give us too many streams OF rest. Two
or three oceans of rest wouldn't be n bad
idea. Puck.
Wigwug-'I don't know what I'm to
do about that bill owe Bontag. He |
annoys me foarfully." Wife-"Well, you |
know II he becomes unbearable you eau |
pay it." Wigwug-'Yes, l can do that. =
Detroit Free Press.
Practically Bent --Mamma-"Yo
surely not afraid Of gentle COW, Ethel.
Why, she give1 you all the nice butter
for lunch, you know EtLvl (dubiously)
1.-THE butter IL just the part OF her l'in
| afraid Of, mamma. - It'd Rfts.
II is said that the scandal has reached
the ears of Mr.. Field himself, aud that he
was panied to learn that such purely
legal measure and law reform as the civil
code was being regarded from q pecu-
mary point of view.-Sun Albany
Dispatch.
Taken on Trust. My husband Ia q
| very absent minded man. said Mrs.
Slowboy. He very often takes one thing
for another" ~ know it," said Mr..
Badmsn; II saw him taking hot toddy
last night, and he said he took it for IL
cold "-Burdetts, IN Brooklyn Eagle,
A Change for the Worse, -Tompkins--
How are you? Oh. say, will pay you
that bill the next time | meet your
Johnson-"You have been saying that
for mouths. A little change would snit
ine better " Tompkins-"0h, we'll I'll
try not to meet you auy more."-Lgs
/. Wife," really believe that thoss
Peep who sat just behind us have taken
my wrap" 2. Wife-"Why, here il is !
Now, Charlie, why did not you tell me it
was on the back Of my gown" Husband.
WAS that the wrap2 thought it was
some trimming. HG,pe''S Bazaar.
The Candid Anarchist.-Anarchist -
: Don't shake rue so mooch, for | va1
your pest friend" Policemnn-"Youm my
best friend ?" Certainly, ven der was
1
: policemens, and den you have to work.
for living. ~ aus Sit'ass,
No further use fer Young mar
! (Whispsriug 20 jsw- ler) : Flint engage
! ment ring I holght of you yesterday
) jew Ter What's the matter with il
: didGs it it' Young man Cautiously =
Sh! II don't have chance. Gimm,
Q lRr-butons fvr it. Puck.
4 IL the Jail at Tower, Mimi, which re
v Gently burned. was Finnish miner VIII,
|. was suifocated. About two hundred an,
q fifty OF his countrymen armed themselve
!. aud started ont TO kill the constable win
,. mad arrested the man. The officer fed
d ard peace WAS restored without difficulty
a The ex Arcises Of the Salvation Army ar
l. classed as shows" in Nevada City, Col
II | The classification came about throug
r the action of che army in charging a sma
y admission fee IN order to keep out tn
n hoodlums, whereupon the authorities o
le at oncereqUired them to take out a license
70 A Michigan boy, having been promise
- a whipping by his teacher, put on tire
pairs Of pantaloons, prepared for th
AZ worst. The teacher beat him on the hea
Is with a ferule. II that boy turns out
Al nisantbrOpe, this early dsappointmeI
oI will have much TO do with it.--BOst0
y | Transcript
A Grass Valley newspaper is respoI
~ sibe for the statement that rats in soM
81 Idaho mines became SO hungry during
~ recent ahut-dOwu of nearly month thi
.sy they managed 90 unscrew the oil car
Ion used about the machine drills, and sa
~ istied their hunger by sticking their tai
into the oil and then sucking them.
len An Explanation. Mrs. De Boegs
iod "Have you heard how Mrs De Peyster
nv she that was SalIie NRu Cott-has r
her ceived the degree OF A. NJ. from Welle
De ley? 2" Mrs. Wayback No; I haven
u heard. What does A. NJ. ~ Mr.
De Bogg5 Why it stands for alma mate
os'course. Didn't you know she had tx
children Y"-Life,
n Pie has almost disappeared from u
cago breakfast.tables. When il is consI
pth cred that bui y few short yeers eae ~
ri, cng0 sas nowltnS wilderness Of trac
r is lesi piairi5s, where rank thistle aaid
wu , Ia the wind, an he bnll fro "rne '-fs; q
avs croak unsecured, The present culture OF {
sed city fills ono with the very ecstacy of 9
.ers miration, r F2tct.
1t Abnormal Weather -paiient-"Docl
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