New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-14

withhold their bills and wsi until their pauonss dec
brato ther ninotssh rthdsys-tNorisown heraio'
Yes. ono by ono our great men, the ripe sons OF
Heaven-born genius and lofty aspiration, are passns
away. "Tho Philadelphia Times" recoras inc uea.ll
OF venerable man "who In his prime could kic6
tlnvare from store ceiling eleven feet above inc
foorn What disposition VIII DO made OK tne I'LL
ware now that he Is gone Is not stated
"Colonelp said q well+known citizen, "I'n sorry
that they beat you for vestryman tho 0tner u'y' ~
colonel d ssped ahe Gny fact sq' tc SSs boys other
day that was out Of politics "-tArsansaw Traveller
American soap ia rapidly finding its way int9
Mexico, much to the disgust of some OF the oid M
habitants who look upon soap as the entering Weoso
for all evils
Feminine Observation-Disclosures Dot (laughing)-
Why, Dick, what's the matterl -. - -
little Dlck-I.s most dead just took some aw-
"That what your mamma put on the table,"
"Yes she LETT 1t there in the cup an tod me a nS
went out took great big swallow, an It's castor
Onn 49,. ~, told
her how to fix it."-(omaha World.
According to the louisiana Sunday Law, liquor
stores, cigar and barber shops must be closed Oh
that day, but theatres may remain open
Tho Church Militant ably rsgTeseGted, yesterday
OF England Temperance Society. Although he was
total abstaiper, any man who attempted 70 depr rIs
do so at the peril of his lRc,"-TOronto Globe.
The Park Commissioners Of Baltimore fine young
people who are caught kissing in the park Thus
one by ono tho liberties of great people are being
curtalled by an iron-handed despotism
Mr. william Tell Coleman takes his Presidential
boom very quietly, only interesting himself far ao-
cordlng to "The San Francisco Report" as to keep a
scrapbook Of the hundreds OF unsolicited newspaper
notices he ia getting-complimentary ironical COM
mandatory, angry, encouraging and denuneiatory'
@Hulo Harry! what's the news'"
ooh, nothing particular. was Just reading about
tho buryng Of $50 miners In brilsn Columbia
coal mine What do You GER ub,tcwaahr,
"Thundcrl YOU don't say SOL But that is badF
-tBoston Transcript.
"Tho war is all over now" said an old Alabama
farmer the other day, "an amt got no in-w1ii
toward nobody yet, hang me IL United states
building don't always seem TO me to be theirn, an
not Ourn."
Social ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS of resembling a eel
Have YOU forgiven me for cutting you at Mrs. Leo
pnS last Psh Sd1 T be ac W eeTby Thompson
whom you're said TO be 30 Dte. It's O horrid
libel-you're not Ill him BIT r,..o,,. ,,.t night
-a-a-a-and my nan.e Is Tottcrby Thompson !--tLOn-
don Punch.
1t Is the opinion of Harvard freshman that tho
dead languages killed by being studied too hard
They must have been killed good many years ago,
II that il the case.
Never lot your energy and enterprise 20 for naught
IL you can help it. A California woman undertook
TO make n cradle for her baby it wasn't nrss-
class success as cradle, but IL was mighty goDa
nne-tenths OF the orange boxes used in California.
! This reminds Of friend Of ours who invented a
He made up n big lot - 10 before having it tested
practically. Unhspply, it wouldn't raise bread az
| so was put where it would do the most good
| Springfield Union.