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GRAIN AND COTTON ExCHaNay.
RICHMOND. September u, isS7.
ruuuuTNgu


OFFERINGS.
WHEAr.-White, y bushels. Longberry. 4.53s
bushels. Mixed, l,24O bushels. ShOrtborry,
, gS6 bushels. Total, 6,735 bushels.
CORN.-500 bushels.
OATs.-9s9 bushels.
EYE.-4O bushels.
NEAL--5OO bushels.
GRASS SEED.--4i bushels.
SALES REPORTED 70 SECRETARY.
WHPAr.-White. 2g bushels fair al 7sc. Long
berry. 800 bushels prime az Sic; slO bushels
common at lie. - bushels common a. 65c
Mixed, 600 bushels prime on private terms; 40
bushels common at 73c. ShortoerTy,I bushels
very good ~ SOC. IS bushels good at Use. II
bushels fair at nc. W bushels fair at 58c. 81
bushels far a. 75c. 20 bushels common st 73c. ;
- bushels common ~ 72c. AO bushels COM
mon at nc. 10 bushels common a. lvc. Total
sales OF wheat, 3loO bushels.
Offerings to-day OF wheat 1913 bushels ;
same day last year. 5000 bushelA sales to-day
OF wheat, also bushels; same day last year,
Ara bushels. Offerings so far this year, 1s,OH
bushels; Same time last. year, Si2,t09 bushels.
Extreme range OF prices today, % 70 sc. !;
same day last year. 81 ~ Soc.
OATs.-Winter, 6is bushels very good on pri-
vate terms: 80 bushels very good al Sc.
RYE.-40 bushels fair at SIC.
MEAL-5OO bushels country bolted on private
terms.
ORCHARD-GRAss SEgD.-SO bushels fair at
CLOVER sELD.-l bushels very good al g. 90
FLOUk.
We quote FiEe. s2.5OGt275; Sspernne, s2.7ss
Ss.25; eSWs. 81. 50as475; family. S4s1f.Ss patent
taInllN country, 81. 75as5.so
COTTON REPORT
Market nTm.
QUOTATIONS..
NIDDLNo.- 9Ec.
Low hDDLIsG.-9i<c.
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mr pnlInrd WI Accept.
lerecinl telsrram TO the Dispalch.l

WEST IoINr, Va, September T.
Hon. II. II. Pollard has at last CON
scntcd to accept the Democratic nomi,
nation for the House for King and
Queen, and will enter upon the canvass
81 uucp
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roaT OF NEWPORT NEWS. sErr. Il. iss7.
LBy telegraph
Linx, cxnHST. pLAsvkK. e.

OK BARRELS FRESH RO-
- sO-fC sfNDALE CEMENT daily ex-
pected per schooner y. Steel
man
I. $50 barrels FRESH RocKLAND LINZ daily
expected per schooner speedven. W.
sale low from docb.
BuILDkRS AND PAINTE FRS SUPPLY STORE
ROBERT WENDENBCR0.
CT
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TtOUk
COTTON REPORT

we quote FiEs. ss.5OGs275; sspernne, q. 5su
S3.25; eSus. ST. 5Oasa75; family. S4sSf.5S patent
laInllU country, 81. 75as5.so
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WSthe's Strong Democratic NOmt
nation.


""I||I-II I7'II' ~ w
WYrnEvILLE, Va, September Il
The uuterIihed Democracy met to day
pursuant to adjournmentand nominated
John 5. Croc EFT as their candidate for
the Legislature from this county. 1t IS
generally conceded by all that this IS
without doubt the strongest nomination
that could have been made, and it is the
confident belief OF the Democrats that
be- viii be elected. Mr.. ID. IL. Porter
is the Republican candidate.
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FINANCIAL.
Kxw YORK, BALTIMORE. AHD Rich
MoRp STOCK EXCHANGES.
Grain, Provisions, Cotton, Tobacco, fur'
psntine, Rosin, Tar, and
Peanut Markets.


NEW YORK, September i2.-The new week =,
the Stock Exchange opened with uul. snu
dropping markst..in which The paIk OF rns
dealings were for professional ecconnt the
influences were nearly all Of an untayoraoie
character, the effect Of Disappointing oens
statement being fully felt. A. the opening ,ns
ADVANCE In money rate In London snd ratos
tor exchange here, with the coaLminers str, ~,
we're successfully used against values The
runner Of action by the Secretary OF the Urea
sury was the occasion OF slight fahy tAte 10
the day, but upon its denial n further aueck
was made upon values, which pf0ugnt prices "
the lowest point OF the day. Tire fact that
coalsrs did not decline more than they did. de-
spite the strike in The coal regions, was re-
garded "a an element OF srengtn,
while Western Union was positively
strong at times under The impression
hat prevailed that the earnings Tor tne
current quarter will be more than usually
heavy, Richmond and West Point was the
principal objective point late In the day, being
affected by the falling estimates OF the new
cotton crops. The opening was decidedly
weakat declines from Saturdays inai prices
Of from I. 10 s. per cent, with exceptional loss
Ia Wheeling aud Lake Erie OF j.. per cont
The market was restricted and new stocks fur
nlshed the majority OF business Further de-
ciiues we're made In the nrst hour under the
lead Of Iackaranna, hut these were n part re-
gained before noon. After that time decided
weakness was developed and material c0nces-
sions were made throughout the list, the lowest
figures being reached. shortly after p NJ. dul
ness again overspread the market, aud until
late in the day little movement was noticeable,
but I'm the last hour tho covering OF SHORTS
rallied the list q fraction. and tho close was
quiet but firm. Total sales. $4,000 shares.
NRw YORK, September l2-Ao1H. --Stocks dun.
Money easy AZ la5 per cent Exchsuge-Long,
$50: short AZ. Governments dun.
EgcaiRg.-EXchange lrm and active. Money
sctive mt 2a7. closing offered az 3. suo-
Treasury balancss--Gold. ti3i ,s5s,O0O; currcn-
cy, si3,547,0C0. Governments dun: percents
l5stt: ~ percents. iOS. S,ate bOnds dun
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MARINE ISTELLrGEsCE.
PORT OF RICHMOND. sErTsxBsz IL, 1887.


Steamship Old Dominion. lIulphers. New
Yors, merchandise and passengers, u. w.
Allen 3 Co. agents.
steamer GOldsboro', --. Philadelphia NOR
chandiso and passengers, j. W. McCarries,
agent.
Bark William II. Dutz, Hooper, Ksnnosec,
Ice. Home Ice Company.
Schooner N. A, Dany, Nickerson, kennebec,
fee, ars. Jane King.
schooner Bessie Morris. -. ksnnsDoc,
ice. Richmond Ice Company.
Schooner George q. A. Trayers. Mitchell,
Baltimore, coal, Brighthope RAiisay Company.
sAnEp.
Steamer Ariel. Deyo. NerfoJt, United states
mail. msrchsndise and passengers. l. +. IT,
tan. agent
poar OF NEWPORT NEWS. SEPT. IL. iss7.
Lby telegraph
AERIyEp..
Stesmshlp Guyandotbc, Kelley. West Point.
and sailed for New York.
steamship Principal. Nissan. Philadelphia
steamship Alliance, Beers. New York.
schoopcfs W. II. Bailey, Pearce. New YORK:
Nellie W. Czalg. Pearce. Providence; samuel
= Thorp, PesIco, New York; Cor and 0resa.
Thompson, Boston.
skfIKp.
Steamship Jeranos, Frost. Rouen.
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NEW YORK COTTON FuTlJRaa

Nsw YORK. September .--Cotton-GrDss
receipts. 1850 bales. Futures closed weak
seles, 1900 Bales; September, f9.i3as9.ii; DC
t0ber 3d. 2jaS930: November and December,
g. 25as9 %; January. t9.3Oai9.B; February.
fasSat039; March, s0.i6alg47: April, tsSia
1914; May, i9.6lGs9.C2; June, ss.6Saio.69; July,
Sq.7ias976,
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Democratic Nomination in Henry
COuuty-s eSoIutiOns.


DANyILLF, VA, September l2.-The
Democratic voters of Henry held a
mass meeting at Martinsyille to-day
and nominated j. W. Griggs for the
House of Delegates.
The following resolutions We're
adopted: That we demand rigid legls-
lation governing the freight and pas
scngcr rates OF all the railroads III the
State, SO that they may not be eXtor-
Tomato that We demand that the OBJ
structions in the Dan river at Danvllie
be removed. 50 as TO allow passage OF
fish that We favor reasonable limlta-
ton upon the rights OF creditors to
fund their bonds under the provision
Of the Kiddleberger bill, and we adyo-
cate such an amendment to the Constr
tuition of Virginia as will make this
limitation effective and the terms OF
the said settlement final and decisive.
The Danyille delegates held a meet
ing to-day and decided to appoint a
committee to ascertain what gentlemen
Will agree for their names to be sub
mitted 10 the convention. The delega-
ton will meet Wednesday and centre
on some one Of these and urge his
name before the Chatham convention.
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Market arm.

Market nTm.
QUOTATIONS.
EIDDLIHo. 9Hc.
Low MmDLIsG.-9iIc.
GOOD ORDIHARY.-SHc.
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DOCK AND JOBwORK NEATLY
- ExEcgTED:ATTHE DISPATCH PRINT,
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THE FAMILY DOCTOR,

Health Hints Suggested by Some OF the
Worlds Foremost Physicians.
No person should battle when the body
is fatigued by either mental or physica'
labor, or Immediately after meal.
Friction with pine oil is a favorite
! cure for rheumatic affections in Ger
many, and also for bronchial and throat
complaints. The aromatic. astringent
fragrance of the oil, which is made from
resinOus portions of the fir tree. has
salutary effect in pulmonary cases.
If the feet are tender or painful after
long walking or standing. great relief
can be had by bathing them in salt and
water. A handful of salt to a gallon of
water is the right proportion. Have
the water as hot as can comfortably be
borne. Immerse the feet and throw the
water over the legs as far as the knees
comes too cool rub hriskly with fresh
towel. This method. if used night and
morning, will cure neuralgia of The feet.
A a recent meeting of the Societie de
Biologie, DIR. Laborderie read paper
on skin grating from the frog to man.
The experiment was tried in the case of
a man whose feet had been burned by
molten lead. On one of the wounds
were put four gratis of human skin. and
on the other four gratis from the skin
of frog. All of these. it is reported,
took firm hold on the wounds. The
frOg-skin gratis retained their peculiar
color few days, afterward changing
to the color of The human skin. The
wounds healed raridly.
According to DR.. Leuf. when water
is taken into the full or partly full
stomach. it does not mingle with the
food. rs we are generally taught, but
passes along quickly between the food
and the lesser curvature, toward the
pylorus, through which it passes into the
intestine. The secretion of mucus BY
the lining membrane is constant, and
during the night considerable amount
accumulates in the stomach; some of
its liquid portion is absorbed, and that
which remains is thick and tenacious.
If food is taken into the stomach when
in this condition it becomes coated with
this mucus, and the secretion of the
gastric juice and its action are delayed.
These facts show the value of a goblet
of water before breakfast. This washes
out the tenacious mucus and stimulates
the gastric glands to secretion. In old |
or feeble persons water should not be /
taken cold, but it may be with great |
advantage taken warm. This removal
of the accumulated mucus from the |
stomach is probably one of the reasons
why taking soup at the beginning of
meal has always been found so bene-
hciaL-Caicago Journal
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Valuable Photographs.

Some very perfect photographs of
the flashes of '.forked lightning" have
recently been secured by Mr.. W. N.
Jennings. Considerable difficulty is
naturally experienced in securing ex-
posures of so prominently uncertain
a subject In two instances recently
Mr.. Jennings has achieved quite a
notable success. One of the interest
ing features of the exposures is the I'M
dulatory or wave-like character of the
tracing. The zig-zag appearance so
often shown in pictures is not present.
The general appearance is that of the
branch of tree outlined by the flash.
The lines are slightly sinuous, but no
where of the conventional shape of
artistic lightning. "-Scientifc Anieri-
eNn
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SUCCESS OF THE DAY."
The Cult of Wealth and How 1t Demon
allies Human Nature.

Allies Human Nature.
To succeed in life is to get rich. That
is the all but universal understanding
of the term success" To this the
lives of most of us are deliberately de-
voted, and if we do not fail it matters
nothing to our generation what soils
and stains we have contracted on the
way, how base and mean and narrow
our practices have made us, how
densely ignorant we may be of every
thing worth knowing, how dead our
hearts may be to generous emotions.
So we be but rich. ali else passes tor
trifes, and dull. stupid. low-minded
and groveling age welcomes our con-
genial qualities and defects.
How precious should this gift of
riches be, when we consider the extent
Of the degradation to which the pursuit
of it subjects us! Candor and truth,
justice and equity. self-respect and
faithfulness. all the qualities which 90
to make honorable manhood, in short,
must be sunk out of sight, done vio-
lence to. or perhaps even surrendered
altogether, in order to attain the de-
sired end. Putting on the armor of
selishness, we address ourselves to
career which gradually extinguishes the
desire for any thing better, and of
which the most that can be said is thatit
prepares US in some way for the illusions
which crown it. But what a reason for
existence. what motive for action,
what an incentive to energy, this cult
of wealth is. to figure, at the close of the
nineteenth century, as the very best
that the cream and flower of the human
race can attain to.-Gsorge Frederic,
in atlantic.
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Respect Your Liver

Sufficiently to cease annoying it with min
racy. Thousands Of foolish people, upon
the slightest symptoms of biliousness, fly
for the pill box and powder. Drop both
and use genuine remedy worth them all,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which will eff
feet the desired result harmlessly. Consti-
patton, dull pains in the vicinity of the
liver, heartburn, fatulence, and the like,
disappear after few doses of this prince
of alternatives. 1t floors fever and ague.
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Happiness.

THE foundation of all happiness is health.
A man with an imperfect digestion may be
millionaire, may be the husband of an
angel and the father of half dozen cher
ubs, and yet be miserable if he be troubled
with dyspepsia or any Of the disorders arts
ing from imperfect digestion or a sluggish
liver. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pei
lets are the safest and surest remedy for
these morbid conditions. Being purely veg
etable, they are perfectly harmless.
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CONSUMPTION, Wasting Diseases, and
General Debility. Doctors disagree as to
the relative value of Cod Liver Oil and
Hypophosphites: the one supplying strength
and flesh, the other giving nerve power, and
acting as a tonic to the digestive and entire
system. But in SCOTS Emulsion of Cod
Liver Oil with Hypophosphites the two are
combined, and the effect is wonderful.
Thousands who have derived no permanent
benefit from other preparations have been
cured by this. SCOTS Emulsion is perfect
ly palatable and is easily digested by those
who can not tolerate plain Cod Liver Oil.
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TIE fall term Of Washburn College. To
peka, Kan, opens September II. Both
sexes admitted. Collegiate and prepare
tory courses-Classical Scientific. Liter
strumental Music, Drawing and Painting,
Oratory and Elocution. Fourteen instruct
ors. Facilities excellent Expenses reason
able. PETER MCVICAR, Pres.
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AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY.
What 1t Costs to Raise Boy for the Fir
Twenty Years of His Life.

What 1t Costs to Raise - Boy for the Firs
Twenty Years of His Life.
MY father never did any thing for
me-" recently remarked young man
who few weeks ago finished his school
life, and is now seeking a good bust
ness opening. Judging by the word:
and the complaining tone in which they
were uttered the member of the firm
who heard them is prone to believe
that the young mans idea of doing
something" is an outright gift of
thousand dollars in u lump. or the
purchase of a partnership in an estab-
lished concern. This young man, tC
the knowledge of the writer, has never
done one months actual work fol
Others in his entire life. His life has
been passed in the pleasant pastimes q
the home circle, in reading. study
hunting, fishing, ball-playing, yachting
and other employments not particularly
beneficial to others. He is a type O.
that class of boys whose parents art
sufficiently well-to-do to keep servants
to attend the household druid gerry, anC
whose fathers follow vocations in which
no use can be made of the boys spare
hours Like most boys of his class, h,
looks upon his board and clothes fol
twenty years, together with his pony
jewelry, bicycle, etc, as matters OF
course The writer, while the com
planning remark was still ringing ir
his ears. had the curiosity to make
conservative compilation of what i
costs to raise an ordinary boy for the
first twenty years of his life, and here
it is:
800 per year for the first FIVE years 5N
$50 per year for the second five years 80
500 per year for the third five years .o0
$50 per year for the next three years 90
500 per year for the next two years. LOO
4OeoA-... Z. 81 ia
Yes. this is a moderate estimate O
the financial balance against the DO,
who complains that his father has
never done any thing for him.-Bnf
Jdto E1prcSS.
Two young electricians of Munich |
nROaQH Maof.,,, Hols<aIIo..
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"A scoop" or 'fake,' crude but e1-
pressive, have come to be legitimate
newspaper terms. When the Herald
scoops its amiable contemporaries. they
respond that the scoop is fake, mean
ing that it is groundless sensation
Omaha Herald
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R. W. TANsILL & Co., Chicago:
/ have retailed one hundred and three
thousand Q03, OOO) of your "Tansilps Punch"
scent cigar during the past four months,
and over 1.4OO, 900 during the past five years.
WIN. NJ. DALE,
Druggist Chicago
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BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
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[@1,SIU,VN
In this computation only grants OF
Parliament are included. no account
being taken of sinecureS of military
and naval pay, of residence which have
been not only rent free. but rates and
taxes free. nor of many other items.
BcUerly Crun,p, in Chicago Inter- Ocean.
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WHEN the great singer burst into sons
pieces Of music were scattered all around
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TIE editor who saw lady making for the
only seat in the car found himself crowded
out to make room for more interesting mat
ter"-Jel0elrY AeinS.
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The pipe, like music, soothes the savage
breast but not every smoker likes an over
chewer.-Dulalh Paraqrdpher.
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THOUSANDS of cures follow the use Of Dr
Sage's Catarrh Remedy, 80 cents.
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THE great substitute for Sulphur Baths,
G!enn's Sulphur Soap is inexpensive
Hills Hair Dye, Black or Brown, SIC.
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TIE fellow who tumbied down stairs
nearly always a back slider.-Duluh Para
grapter
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IT Is painful to see q man trying to SOW
wild oats in his dotage. Siftings
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TIE fellow who thinks he can take the
whole bakery is very often the one that
doughn't do it-Dultih Pardordpher.
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EUROPEAN tourists declare that free Amer
lea has the best surfs of all-Duluth Para
grGphsr
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n, 1rirlliI,rr q mars shnrz b 20,
And winking tapers show the sun |
For what my senses can perceive,
Ineed no revelation to believe"

need no revelation to believe"
Ladies suffering from any of the weak
nesses or ailments peculiar to their sex, and
who will use DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton according to directions, will experience
q genuine renelation in the benefit they will
receive. 1t is positive cure for tie most
complicated and obstinate cases of leucor-
rhea, excessive flowing, painful menstru-
alton, unnatural suppressions, prolapsus, or
falling of the womb, weak back, "female
Weakness" anteversion, retroversion, bear
lng-down sensation, chronic congestion, in
f1ammation and liberation of the womb, in
1ammation, pain and tenderness in ovaries,
accompanied with ''internal heat"
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TIE machinery at the Centennial ex-
htbition was run very Corlissly.-DulYth
ParagrGpAer.
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A LAZY man, no matter how truthful be
may be, will lie about the house good deal.
-1ezas SiftiaQs.
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A CAPITALIST who lends money without
security is soft money man.-Tszas Sir-
trGe
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To PURCHASERS "a iewelry we would sug.
gest that circus rings are getting cheaper
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1887-09-15

TEE modern fates-the car stove, &
wooden bridge and the grade crossing.
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To REMOVE mildew-pay off what is due o.
the mill, of course-Teras SiftinJs.
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THE best thing for a snob is . snub.-
L0.ceLI Citizen
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DRoP little vitriol on your clothes and
you will grasp the meaning of that modern
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NOTWITHSTANDING all the strikes and lock
outs, the wages of sin have not been cut
down
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THE Atlantic is crossed in love every tim,
bridal party goes over.-IeIas SJtings.
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WHEN dentists are partners, they ought te
pull together-Golden Days.
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A BALf loaf is better than no vacation
Chicago Inter Ocean.
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If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Wqter Druggists sell it. 25c.
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THE gardeners in India are all Buddhis

WHEN an aeronaut dies it is all up with
him--hGrpeT's Bdzdr
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"A doctor who had been attending
dairyman's hired girl called at the
house the other day. flows your
milkmaid?" he asked of the farmer
when he came the door. ''It's none of
your business how our milk is made"
was the indignant response. and the
door slammed most emphatically.-S.
Paul Herald.
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NAaH for riding stable-Hotel de-Canter.

GOOD name for a saloon-the Cask-aid
house
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EsIcUREs ike to travel via the lake route
becsase every vessel has pie-lot-DHIxth
ParosraPhsr.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1887-09-15

THERE'S hardly baby in the world tina.
hasn't its necessary aunty -dote.-Dul,lI
PGragrdpher.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1887-09-15

Two young electricians of Munich
named Western and Helidobler, have
in7ented asort of telephone which fixe.
the spoken word on a chemically pre-
pared sheet of paper.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1887-09-15

IT is true that doctors disagree, but they
don't disagree half so much as their medi-
cines do.-BurlinqtOn Free Press.