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The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

MUST DE PUT DowN.-Just after
the recent election a gentleman was
waited on by a worthy deacon who lives
less than a hundred miles from Tusket,
N. 8. He wanted to see about putting
down bribery and corruption. and he
said: my dear sir, we must arise in
u wrath; we must stand shoulder to
shoulder and foot to foot; we must
choke this hydra-headed monster, or 1t
will choke us, ETC." His friend didn't
think there was any bribery; could not
believe 1t possible; thought the deacon
must be mistaken. But the deacon
said: "Sir, / know it; 1 know 1t.
I offered n Internal scoundrel S. to
vote for our man, and the mean, de-
graded vagabond held up both hands
and said he wanted $40. and could get
1t. too, from the other side. l tell you,
sir, 1t is frightfuli Ten dollarsl Yes,
sir, it has got to be put down."
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22
HOUSEHOLD.

DEMON CAKE.-One cuSfal Of but
ter, n Of sugar, n OF mSlasses. two
eggs, four and one-fourt1 cupfyls OF
-four, one tablespoonful oftgtagcs, one
Of cinnamon, half a grated nutmeg, one
teaspoonful OF soda. dissolved in two
tablespoonfuls of milk, one cupful OF
currants, and n Of preserved ginger,
cut in fine strips. Beat the butter to o
cream; then bsat in the sugar, molasses
and spice. Have the eggs well beaten
and add them. Stir IN the soda and
-four. Have two pans well buttered.
Pour the cake mixture to the depth OF
about two inches IN each pan. Sprinkle
a layer OF fruit on it. Cover with athin
layer OF the mixture, and add more
fruit. Continue this until the batter
and fruit is used. Bake two hoursfn a
moderate oven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

Tile death is announced of the cele-
brated geologlst Ferdinand V. Hoch-
stetter. He gas born in Wurtemburg
IN 1929. and became connected with the
Imperial GeOlogische Relchsanstalt in
1858. In this capacity he surveyed a
great part of the Bohmerwald, and In
sity of Vienna. In 1860 be WAS APP
pointed Professor of Mineralogy aud
Geology in the Polytechnical INSTITUTE
of Vienna. lie distinguished himself
greatly as President OF the Austrian
Geological Society, and he also did
much for p~rehistorical archaeology,
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

Vienna Bent VooG. 30 popular as
furniture for offices and sitting-rooms,
is, as is well known, prepared by being
steamed for taking the required shape.
The opposite use is suggested for a
steam process to take out dents or
bruises in furniture. 1t is recon-
mended to wet the part with warm
water; double a piece Of brown paper
five or six times, soak it and lay it on
the place; apply on that a hot iatiron
until the moisture is evaporatsd. II
the dent is not gone repeat the process.
After two OIL three applications the
dent will be raised level with the sur
face.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

Cor THE SYMPToMs.-Father, who
has Just returned home-"Where is
Tommy"
Mother-'T don't know. He Ia act
ing very strange"
"How SOP"
"He said he wouldn't wipe his feet
on any such Christian as you are"
"Dld he say that?"
"Yes, and he said IL You give him
any sass he'd have your hide on the
fence before you knew it."
well. we must humor Tommy, and
perhaps he will be a great boy"
Preacher-"He's got the symptoms,
sure''
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

WHAT CONSTITUTES A GREAT AC-
ToR.-They were talking about a star
actor they had just been to see, when
they walked into the cigar store to have
a cigar. The cigar man was listening.
~ don't see that he's much Of an
actor" said one.
81 don't think he's an actor at all.
The way he's advertised you'd think he
was a great artist"
us It. you're talking aboutp"
asked the cigar man.
Eyes; we've just been to see him."
And you think he amt an actorP"
"That's about it."
san actori You bet he's an actor.
He's a great actori He's got S29, 00O.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

NEW corners to this country are apt
TO bring their old home p%reiudices with
them and to think they have nothing
to learn, but, on the contrary, can
teach the natives something. Such an
idea occurred to a Scotch farmer last
year, who, against advice and warning,
persisted in planting his crop of pota-
toes in high ridges. This is a good
plan in Scotland, where the fields are
often under water for days successive
ly, and helps to keep the crop out Of
the wet. But in our dry climate these
raised ridges dry right through; a
shower runs down the dry slopes with
out mo.stening them, and the potatoes
never get past their early stage OF larger
than hickory nuts. Flat cultivation
and deep planting are necessary here,
and old American farmers may do we'll
to consider this fact, which applies
equally to corn. as well as new corners
who are not to our manner born.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

FARM MANAGEMENT.-No fixed
rules can be LAID down for the manags-
ment for farms. The soil Of one town
ship may be best fitted for growing
some kinds of grain. while the adjoIn-
ing mes can be most pro6tably devoted
to live stock. No two farms situated
side by side are exactly alike. Tho dis
lance from market, the demand for
special products, and, not the least,
the individual taste of the farmer, have
all much weight In determining the
system Of farm management that it is
best to adopt. Those who have given
the most thought to this subject are the
slowest to advise any general system
to be applied to every farm. 1t is like
a garment that Is intended'to fit all per-
sons and suit none. Every year of pro-
gress made in agricultural knowledge
teaches more forcibly than previous
ones the truth that a farmer must rely
much upon his own intelligence and
Judgment in working out the best sys-
tenn for his own farm. Even In so
seemingly trifiing a matter as the
pruning Of a grape vine, the wisest
vineyardist can only give general rules.
aud each grape grower must adapt
them to the pecuiiarities of each vine.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

THE oat crop is too generally treated
as of little consequence and often sown
late on land not regarded as fit for any
thing else. So long as this practice
prevails the average yield and profit is
likely to be very small. The fact that
In many places oats are mainly fed to
stock leads to this neglect. They are
not the crop on which the farmer relies
to raise money to pay hired help or to
clear off mortgages. But those who
give oats good treatment find that the
crop IS asy responsive to good culturs
and manure as any other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

OUTLETS WITH MUsHRooMs.-Fry
nicely some veal outlets seasoned with
pepper and salt and dressed with beaten
egg and bread crumbs. Cook previous
ly a auc made of bits Of veal, a car
rot, a little onion. some parsley and
sweet herbs and pepper and salt. Let
these things boil for an hour with a pint
of stock, strain, add a tablespoonful oil
butter and II of flour to thioken
Simmer two dozen fresh or canned
mushrooms in this sauce until done,
add a few drops of lemon juice and
serve on a platter with the outlets ar
ranged in a circle around them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

SILVER CAKE.-One cupful Of sugar,
half a cupful of butter, the whites OF
three eggs, half a cupful of corn starch,
dissolved in nearly half a cupful OF
milk; one and a fourth cupfuls Of -four,
half a teaspoonful of cream OF tartar,
one-fOurth of a t%easpoonful of soda, and
vanilla or almond flavor. Beat the
butter to a cream and gradually beat In
the sugar. Add the flavor, Mix the
flour, cream of tartar and soda together
and sift. Beat the whites to a stif
froth. Add the corn starch and milk
to the beaten sugar and butter; then
add the whites of the eggs and the
-four. Mix quickly and thoroughly.
Have the butter in sheets. and about
two inches deep. Bake in a moderate
over for about half an hour. A choco-
late frosting is nice with this cake.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

A SMALL boy, Tommy Peterby, who
Is one of Il family of ten, wa taken out
in the family carriage with his mother.
AS they drove past a small cottage of
three rooms Mrs. Peterby remarked
how pretty 1t looked.
"Yes. it looks very nice." said Tom
my, "and it wouldn't be a bit too big
for our family If it wasn't for pa and
the children"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

THE most money to be derived from
sheep keeping is by raising mutton and
wool together. A lamb that will bring
S. returns eve times as much profit
as one calf a do;and seven 20-month-
old wethers that bring $40 to $50 will
pay twice as well as a COW or steer at
that price, excluding the value of the
wool. AS regards mutton, there can
be no competition against the farmers.
as there is with beef, for mutton Is
essentially a farm product.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

SOMETHING GOOD IN HIM.--"Jobn,"
said a wife to her husband, 1--WE heard
say that there is something good in
every body, but / declare that boy of
ours, IL seems to me, has positively not
a good thing In him. He is the worst
boy | ever saw"
You are mistaken, Maria. That
boy certainly has something good in
him, for l just saw him steal a jar Of
your best pres rves, and lie has eaten
over half of them now. You must ad
NIT that he has that much good in him,
or else acknowledge that your preserves
are no good"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

GOLD CAKE.-One cupful of sugar,
half a cupful Of butter, the yolks of
three eggs and one whole egg, half a
cupful of milk, one-fourth OF a tea
spoonful each of soda and cream ofStar-
tar, one and three-fourth cupfuls of
-four. Mix the butter and sugar to-
gether and add the eggs, milk, favor
and flour, in the order named. Bake
the same as the silver cake. A white
frosting is good with this cake.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

ANGEL CAKE.-The whites of IL
eggs, one and a half cupfuls of granu-
lated sugar. n cupful Of pastry flour,
~1Aeasured after being sifted four times;
One teaspoonful Of cream of tartar, one
of vanilla extract. Slft the flour and
cream Of tartar together. Beat the
sugar into the eggs. and add the season.
ing and -four, stirring quickly and light
ly. Beat until ready to put the mixture
in the ven Use a pan that has little
legs at the top corners, so that when
the pan is turned upside down on the
table, after the baking, a currant of air
Will pass under and over it. Bake for
40 minutes in a moderate oven. Do
not grease the pan.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

SwEETBREAD SALAD.-Boil six
sweetbreads thoroughly In sailed water.
Chop them up when cold, and add to a
mayonnaise sauce made thus: Take
the yolks Of four fresh eggs and beat,
adding drop 10y drop enough Of the best
olive oil to make the quantity Of sauce
you want. Add a s%altspoonful each Of
mustard and of salt, and lemon juice to
taste. The sauce, as you continue to
beat, will thicken rapidly-resting the
bottom of the dish Oh ice will thicken
it ooner Beat with a silver fork. Just
before serving, wash and dry your let
tuce. dress 1t thoroughly with part of
the sauce, and then pour in the centre
of the lettuce the sweetbread mixed
with sauce. This is delicious.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

FRENCH CUsTARDs.-To make about
seven custards, boil n pint Of milk
with four desert spoonfuls of sugar,
Beat the yolks and whites of two eggs
well together, and pour the milk, when
slightly cool, on to the egfA and beat
well together. Fill seven china custard
cups; stand them in a shallow tin or
water, or frying-pan, half full, and let
them cook until they become solid,
taking ARE to let no water get on the
top. When set, take the tin off the fire
and put the cups in the W for the
custard to slightly brown. Vanilla or
any navoring a be used; add this the
last thing. The tin that comes express
ly for making cuslards and other delicate
cookery is called a bain-marie at the
house-furnishing stores.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

EXPERIENCE teaches that the earlier
In an animals age full feeding is resor-
ted to the better 1t is, both for its
vigorous health and rapid growth. Thus
will the best returns be secured,
whether the animal be intended for
early sale or for raising.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

RICE CAKE.-One cupful of butter,
two Of sugar. two and o%ne-fourth of
rice flour, SIX eggs the Juice and rind of
a lemon. Beat the butter to a cream;
then gradually beat in the sugar and add
the lemon. Beat the yolks and whites
separately, and add them to the beaten
sugar and butter. Add also the rice
aoUr. Pour into a shallow pan to the
depth of about two inches. Bake from
IS to 40 minutes in a moderate oven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

ALMOST C.-A-"There came
very near being a panic at the theatre
last night"
Bah, indeed2"
Eyes, some fool called out fire, and
as the theatre was crowded aud there
was a strong smell OF smoke, there
would have been a fearful catastrophe,
but fortunately, just as the audience
was about to rush for the door, the
ballet dancers came out on the stage,
and every man in the audience took his
seat and levelled his opera-glass. This
restored confidence, and the panic was
averted."
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

FLESH Color AND GRAY combined,
are the new tints in room furnishing.
For wall papers and ceilings, in furni.
ture covers of plain linens, or in earth
enware or stoneware for the mantel-
shelf these two cool tones combine well.
Even gray FLAX" dresses are made up
with flesh-colored lace,
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

SFAGNANT water on the farm will
not only injure the crops, but will breed
disease. Many cases of ~diphtheria,
typhoid fever, ETC., may be traced to a
want of anderdrainage. Cows drink
ing such water cannot give milk pure
in quality. All low places upon which
water will collect should receive atten-
ton.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

MIX and Eggs IN Mental Disedses.-
DR.. Cluston, in the annual report of the
Edinburgh Insane Asylum, says that in
very acute cases of depression and
maniacal exhaustion he has substituted
milk and eggs for stimulants with re-
markable success. A bad case of acute
delirium was cured by a diet of four
quarts of milk and sixteen eggs daily
for three months. He says: 81 preach
the gospel of fairness rs the great anti
dote to the diseases we have to treat
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22
Professional Etiquette.

prevents some doctors from advertising
their skill, but we are bound by no such
,conyentio1as>rules and think that if we
makeyf discovery that it is OF benefit to our
fellow, we oughfto spread the fact TO the
whole land. Therefore we cause to be pub
lished throughout the land the tact that
Dr. r. v. Pierce's "Goldea Medical Dis
covery" is the best known remedy for con-
sumption (scrofula of the lungs) and kin
dred diseases. Send 10 cents in stamps for
Dr. Pierce's complete treatise on consump-
tion, with unsurpassed means of self treat
ment. Address, Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, 663 Main Street, Buff
falo. N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

ENGLISH farmers think that ensilage
may be preserved by being pressed
very compactly into bales. They state
that in Belgium it Is Customary to bale
it. The outer portions of the bale,
however, become slightly injured, which
may be avoided by using straw for an
outer covering, which may be also
pressed with the ensilage.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

A WESTERN farmer SAYS q common
mistake is turning cGsH into a pasture
in the early sprI2g, before there is a
sufficient supply Of grass. In their
seArch 90. better cropping they pack
the soil and destroy much grass. After
there is a supply of grass care must be
taken to allow only a limited range at
first.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

IT may not be agreeable, at all times,
to have hens running at large, but 1t is
their nature, and with the exercise they
get, and the variety offood. the produc-
tion of eggs is usually much increased.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

FARMERS would find it to their ad-
vantage to corr mutton in a weak
brine for home consumption. The
hams can be smoked and used like
dried beef. or they can be boiled. The
corned mutton will be found an agree
able change from sausage and spare
rib
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

THE hoe and ~cultivator are the lead
Ing implements for corn cultivation
which are not likely to be superseded.
Keep them running until the crop is
ready to be ''laid BY"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

A concentrated solution of bichromate
of potash and glue, makes, it is said, a
cement for repairing articles of broken
glass which will resist boxing water.
The cement is first carefully applied to
the surface, and after the fractured
parts are brought together the whole Is
exposed TO the action of the sun.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22
Sick Headache

Ia one Of the most distressing affections; aud pro-
pie who are its victims deserve sympathy. But
the great success Hoods sarsaparIis has had In
curiog sick headache makes n seem foolish to
allow the trouble to continue. By Its invieor-
sting effect upon the digestive organs. Hoods
sarssparilla readily gives relief when headache
arises from md gestlon; and In neuralgia condi-
lions by building mp the deblllfstsd . stem. Hoods
sarssparilla removes the cause and hence over
comes the d ficulty.
"My wife suffered from sick headache and neu-
ralg a. After taking Ho DIS sar .apartlla sne was
much relieved" W. X. BABE, wilmington, Ohio
Hoods Sarsaparilla,
sold by all druggists 81; six for IS. Prepared only
by {. i. HOOD 4 CO., Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

SUNSHINE CAKE.1f6is is madt Il.
most like angelcake. Have the whites of
eleven eggs and the yolks of six, one aud
a half cupfuls of granulated sugar.
measured after one sitting; one tea.
spoonful of cream of tartar and one of
orange extract. Beat the whites to a
stiff froth, and gradually b at in the
sugar. Beat the yolks in a similar
manner, add to the whites and sugar
and the flavor. Finally stir in the
flour. Mix quickly and well. Bake
for so minutes in a slow oven, using a
pan like that for angel cake.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

The Paris Society of Agriculture and
Insectology, Whose exhibition of pre-
served insect specimens has just closed,
proposes establishing a menagerie o.
living insects. and the city Of Paris has
contributed 80 0O0 francs fora building
10 contain such q collection.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

Unlike other ~cathartics, DR.. Pierce's
''Pellets'' do not render the bowels costive
after operation, but, on the contrary. es-
tablish a permanently healthy action. Being
entirely vegetable, no particular care is re-
quired while using them. By druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

"THE doctor said he'd put me on my
feet again in two weeks" well,
didn't he do itP" she did. indeed; l
had to sell my horse and buggy to foot
his BILL" "And you have been footing
it ever SINGER" "Precisely."
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22
Fla f a.! '! A! FREE

10 Orange Grove Tracts Of 40 acres.
20 Orange Grove Tracts Of 20
40 Orange Grope Tracts Of 10 acres.
$50 Orange Grore Tracts Of 8 ores
400 Orange Grore Tracts of2H acres.
100 city Butiding Lots.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

a gerry important discovery has been
made in the South in the fact that a
layer of Spanish moss in a dixie or dam
prevents its destruction by the crayiish
boring holes in it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

FIG CAKE.-Mak a cake after the
following receipt, and add to 1t one
pound and a quarter of figs; cut the figs
IN thin slices or strips; dredge them
with flower before putting them into
the dough; one cup Of butter, and
tlree-quarters Of a cup of sugar, M of
sweet milk, three pints of -four and two
t~easpoonfuls and a half Of baking pow
der, the whites Of ten eggs AS injur-
ing the zig flavor, no splcss or extract
should be added. Bake in. a moderate
oven and be sure to line the tin with
buttered paper. Frost the top only of
the cake. "A few drops Of vGnilla may
be put into the frosting.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

Extraordinary but nevertheless true. We
refer TO the announcement OF b. Il. john
son s. Co., OF Richmond, in which they
propose to show working energetic men
how to make from 500 to $500 a month
over and above expenses.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

OMAHA Boy lin New York)-''What
are all those men rushing into that
place forpn
New York Boy-"That's a bucket
shop"
whats thatr"
"They buy and sell stocks there on
margins same as they do in the Elk.
change"
"Ohi It's another Exchange, eh?"
mo, it's a bucket shop"
swell. how do you tell the differ
encep"
why, n is In a great big building
and the other In a little bit of a one."
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

IN A GOOD old Western Massachu-
sets town lrYRs.a doctor who has buried
asYaaasI D6ehelm5ef tour was a
sbride of a few days she went with her
s~tep-daughter into the attic to
,hnd al ironing-board. Seeing a board
THAT she thought would answer Der pur-
pose nicely, she was about to take it,
when the daughter exclaimed:
'Oh, don't take that, for that is what
father uses to lay out his wives onl"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

The Frazer Axle Grease is the Standard
Axle Grease of the world. Us it and save
your horses and wagons. One greasing
will last two weeks.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

OMAHA child (passing a cigar store
sign)-"Oh, nanny, what a funny
mani"
Mamma-"That is sPunch.''
That's a funny name, too, but isn't
he dressed funnyp It's his wlfe's dress,
u guess. an hsilsostt-ep wrong.
"Yes, he's got the hustle way up Oh
his shoulder"
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

We are giving away a portion Of our lands that the
remainder may be greatly increased in value. Ad-
~veTtising space costs too much to give full particu-
lars here but send your full name and postofnce
made and we will send you by return mail, in a
seulsd envelope, u
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

A man who does not love praise is
not a full man.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

Boil ripe currauts six minutes;
amount of sugar used to a quart eight
ounces,
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22
woman and Her diseases

A man never has good luck who has
a bad wife.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

The masses against the classes the
world over.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

IKE cams hidney cure for Dropsy,
Gravel, Brgnt's, Heart, urinaryor Liver Diseases
Nervousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. once, 81
Arch St, r4sia 81 . bottle. 9 for S.oo' Druggists
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

A man must ask leave of his stomach
to be a happy man.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

Life is a short day, but it is a work
kpgday.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

-
cur in constituents
ats suffering from
interstitial pneu-
typlIus fever, in
nd in military fever,
1t observations OF
developed largely
rganic matter as a
5ltion. These facts
ly c~orroborated by
irritation of stomach
IedcIlluS Il tOxlc
from the ingestion
ats, sausages, stale
1.-The like, are doubt
'neration of these
tble conditions for
ind in the alimen-
ptomalne alkaloid
0und ill stale cream
a number of cases
cry alarming symp-
developed from the
ScaSein of the cream
sed in making the
lese doubtless com
IN swill fed cows.
ons have opened up
research that can
marked effect upon
of every civilized
'quires no great
.ty to observe that
mortality, particu-
dren, in the sum-
ana undoubtedly
.opnNlt of one OF
ptomaille polsons
and the milk sup
ltants, which may
aased and swill fed
ng of the Thousand
nllar poisoning by
'"red OF Gotted
, SaussN's and
Or 4 tl,a
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

q tlldb lilty
sis Ill form and
ley are unstable
alterable; that
ats with acids.
II and allowed to
form they emit
verous or putre-
cir combination
Is their odors are
sembling that OF
musk.
q of a poisonous
.,Lunder the skin
lptoms rapidly
. pupils, muscu-
idity, with loss
ty and cutaneous
Of the hearts
hinder or lower
llsions. They
poisonous action
Up II. They ali
reducing potash
ar to the same
etabie a~lksloids,
a, hyoscyamine,
=.
Iund under the
nts Of normal
ecur in human
snake poison,
an saliva only
strength and
we'll as abnor-
he ptomaines
u these three
lists, particu-
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22
I CULTS a single deviation from
of human duties lead.

ILuE' mends anvthpgl Broken Chi
s@ ht Drugs d Gro.
The Penn's Grove record., 1887-10-22

The friendship of the artful is mere
self interest.