The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-09-30
era n goINT.

The stay that Jacob Sharp should get
i q long stay in Sing Sing.-NetOark
Nsws.
The cream Of the baseball CLUB
should b. found IN the pitcher .-NGSh-
uille dmertcaa.
Mr.. anil Mrs. George Gould have
Clipped tlle lirst coupon from the bonds
k0f niatrinony, -Le0eb Courier.
the bald-headed man is just Ms well
SIT SIZED with il back seat as with d
front one--at church. -BSSton fourier.
Uncle Sam bird on the trade dol
lars has only two weeks more in which
to come home to roost. -BostoB Globe.
The sad autumn is making a sneak
on as from over the doughty hills, and
still we have no circus - Geneseo qua
NeVs.
When the cowboys get a fair show at
Chief Colorow he will feel as useless as
q last years birds nest-St. Paul
Globe.
When a circus pastes its bills on a
church it should at least send the trust
ees a free ticket-LouisUlle Courier
Journal
Columbus made the first entry in an
American sailing regatta. He came in,
too, away ahead of the Mayfiower-
Boston Globe.
There are m~illionaires in America
who don't know that it is wrong to
cheat and commit periury.-Pbttadet-
phia fhroatcle.
There are lots of crooked whisky ia
this country, but that doesn't hinder
people from taking 1t straight-St
Joseph Gazette.
There is a movement on foot to re-
duce the length of the dress coat. Many
Of them have been worn far too long
Baltimore american.
If a rich man doesn't dispense money
IN charity be is called miserly; If lie
does he is accused of doing it for noto-
riety.-Teras SifiRgs.
To massacre a train-load Of passeu-
gers, first bankrupt the road. Cheap
service and cheap excursions will do the
. st.-Bnfa'o Express.
The rate OF interest which some
young men feel in a girl is proportional
to the fortune that She has to rate in
terest on. 7sgas Siftiags.
The American colony in Canada
seems to be growing unusually rapid
ly. Why not put a three-mile limit for
caslhers.- At6any Journal.
A Philadelphia writer thinks III en-
glne-dr.vers ought to have telescopes.
A good many have had them already.
Louisville (our1er-JoufWak
The Santa Fe road is getting rid Of
old ties. The Chicago husband and
wife are laborously engaged ia the same
business.-Peoyia transcript.
The man who left home to spend the
summer with his family has just return
ed. The summer y not yet spent, but
his money is.--LoWeH Cittzen.
The man who winked at a federal
juror in this city viii be taught, later
on, that justice does not run a soda
water fountain -AHa California.
This countrY's industry needs 40
more coddling. AS Dow, jr., remark
ed: 1T is a poor belly that can't warm
it's own pie. '-PaaadslphiG Record.
A MAJ must feel cheap when he
finds he has sold Ii mself for an Office
that does not pay and offers no chance
for stealing. Ae1c Orleans RcGygtae.
well. Marg. how do you like your
AS6 piASS : 4 SNh Y Nckk Yet pOStItV9-
lyi you know the first day the ladies
are always politeness itself -Fltegcad
Batter.
The great jewelry failure In Chicago
was not unexpected. The Chicago
hotel clerks have for some time been
importing their diamonds. -Loutsvilg
Courier Journal.
A number Of people in England and
America want TO know all about the
seizure OF sailing vessels in Behring
sea. Well, don't Alaska at once In
1~iaaapoiis Sentinel.
Jake Sharp has had a stay OF pro-
seedings. But he doesn't deserve IL
He never stayed his own proceedings
Ibis boodling proeeedings-for d :
body until his arrest compelled him to
do so.-Chicago Times.
Strawberries ID San francisco every
month but January, J says q Chicago
exchange. Yes, and So much sream
in january that we just eat it on our
climate, and don't miss the berries.
DO YOU hear g-Sdn Francisco MIA.