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The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
NOlstcin Cattle.

T.. B. icarian, breeder OF liolstein cattle,
Junction, l.crhi county, Idaho, writes: II
will te in Dillon about June Goth, and will
have for sale tine lot OF full blo:M lIol.
stein yeariing bulls and one \ year old full.
blood registered bull; also Il vcarling bull.
The =, year OLD bull, Oran Lad, is the sire
OF the tull.hlood yearling.
will have halfblood llol>tein cows
with calves by their sides, and halt and
three quarter blood yearling bulls: also
some halfblood short horn cows (witl
calves, bred to half blood Holstcin, and
again TO full blood lIolsteiu bulls
Anyone wanting to purchase, will dc
well to wait until arrive | will sell 4,
reasonable figures. The stock is al
guaranteed TO be registered and pedisrcc !,
furnished with each animal. Anyon,
wishing any animal reserved, can be &C
commodatcd by writing to me, before
start, or will fill orders and deliver or
same trip"
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
Saved Hls Life.

Mr.. u. l. Wilcoxson, OF Horse Cave,
Ky, says he was, tor many years. badl,
afflicted with Phthisic, also Diabetes; the
pains were almost uncomfortable and wou,,.
sometimes almost throw him into convu
sions. lie tried Electric Bi,.ers and got re
lief from first bottle and after taking six
bottles, was entirely cured, and had yainc.;
in flesh eighteen pounds. Saws he posi-
lively believes he would have died, ha! it
not been for the reict, afforded hy Elec,ri,
Bi'ters. Sold at fifty cents bottle bv \
NJ. White, City Drug Store.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
MONTANA CONDENSED.
Prom Our Territorial EAehanses' "''"
Other Sources.

An etfor, is being made by Helena 10
secure the Methods, college
The Manitoba road has iron laid to about
ninety miles west OF Mlrot.
The Montana Central will build 70 Ana
conda Immediately, says Col broao"''e'
The Helena CITY Council has provided
fer the appointment OF city DOG eatenef
and killer at a salary Of SIS per MONTH
| Mrs. Mary Deinling for a long time
pos,mistress at Virginia City, has resigned
| I, i, no, known who her successor will BE-
A party OF Chicago and Northwestern
surveyors has, it is believed, invaded Mon
tana and is now running a line west ct
Bozeman.
w. W. Mabee, Of the defunct Glend've
Times, has started for Little Muddy with
his printing outfit, and will establish
paper at that point
Mcconnell s; James have secured the
contrac, Tor the erection Of the new build
ing for Nessrs. Mitchell & Musigbrod at
Warm Springs.
A saloon keeper. from Melrose, told
Marshal !ollev a day or two ago tha'
he had been way laid near the Com
m;que and robbed Of about $500 Jol-
lev looked into the case and ascertained
that the man had deposited his money
with a friend instead Of having been robbed
OF il. The amount was $40, however, in
stead Of $500. 1t was evident, though,
that he had been in ,ussle Of some kind,
as the point of the shoulder blade, which
forms a cap for the shoulder, was fractured.
He returned 10 .Nelrosc on the evening
train. Inter .Nouxte'".
The best running time made on the
Northern Pacific between Glendivc and
Billings, was the run made by the special
train last Sunday, consisting OF baggage
and specia! coach The entire run over
the division, ,e5 miles, including eight
stops, was made in five hours and fifty
eight minutes. The train was also de.
tanned in several instances by cattle, one
head Of which was run oyer. The bes,
time was made between Custer and River
side, eight and halt miles in nine minutes
-Glendivc /ndctcndent.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
NOTICE OF FINAL ENTRY,

LAND OFFICE At HELENA. NJ. T.. MAY -, 1857
NOTICE is hereby given ,la. the following nam
~ cd settler has filed notice of his intention to
make final proof in support o: his claim, and that
said proof will he made before the Clerk y. the
District Court in and for Hcavcrhrad County. at
Dillon. Mont. on
juno :S. 1887, viz: Atwoo. Laurence.
VIII" made rrcemp,on ID. $. No. SIX, for the SVVl.
Mex ~, NE4 Sec. y. SWH NW4 Sec. y.
Tip. n K "a West.
lie names the following witnesses to proy, his
continuous rc>d.rr" upon. ard cultivation Of said
land. VIZ: George II. Long, Samuel q. Shaw.
Nathaniel y. Shaw and Ezekiel .. Packard, all OF
Wisdom, Rra>rhcnd Co.. Montana.
I-td :. W. IANGliORNE Rc.ist.r
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
RI(; HOLE BASIN.
N~w.y Letter From the Biggest valley
in Reaverheasl.

VISION, NJ. r., May Il, 1857
Ben Appleby has returned from Butte
The grass is growing nicely and large
hay crop 10 expected
Our "Whittler," Mr.. Callivan, has left
for Sheridan His son accompanies him.
Iohn Humorv is now running dairy at
r. II. Hanilton's, on Horse Prairie. Tell
10 about the Danish girl John:
III. Batterton and Mr.. Vance are now
at work on the Pack ditch. Mr. Batterton
has been smewhat feeble OF late.
1t /. thought the Basin will be the re-.
c'pient of several new Corners soon and
good ranches will be in demand.
Mr.. Doty and son arc getting ready to
improve their ranches on Rock creek, and
will run dairy the coming summer
We have been having some windy
weather of late, but the river has not pre-.
veated any travel to the present date.
Every one is busy since the snow has gone
and many Improvements are being made
in the way of ditching and building fence.
Numerous improvements are being
made about the Home Park ranch which
reflect great credit to Mc,srs. Low and
Pendleton.
w w. Francis will have his saw mill
in operation soon. a great amount OF
lumber will be consumed in the Basin this
coming season.
VIM Ryan expects to leave in few
days for hi. mines located in the old basin.
believe he has disposed Of his ranch to
+. Johke and Bro.
w. w. Bentley expects TO work the
roads in this district, at an early date.
great amount of work will be needed to
make them in good condition.
I. II. limerick says he thinks the Basin
too high, as he is afflicted with rheumatism,
poor appetite, &C. Sorry for Mr..
limerick and would advise Southern Cali
iornia for change.
Matt Waldherr has \ new house, and is
also planting several hardy kinds Of tree
seeds ON his timber culture Claim. Mr..
Waldherr will have 4 No. ranch in time,
and place which any man should feel
proud Of:
OSEril.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
NOTICE OF FINAL ENTRY,
LAND OrriCE 1T HELENA, NJ. r., Nav

LAND Orr,cE ut HELENA, NJ. r.. May -. 1887.
NOTICE is hereby given that the following nam,
~ cd settler has filed notice vt his intention to
make final proof in support OF his claim. and that
said proof will bc made before the Clerk of the
District Court, in and for Bcav,rhcad Co.. ut Dil
lon. Montana, On
Jane ~, 1897. viz: Atwater Laurence,
who made precmption d. s. No. Sls;, ior tho NJ
NWA: SEA WV: NEA SWN Section ~ Tn.
l, y. x. ,4W.
lie names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation OF SAID
land, viz: George II. Long. Samuel q. Shaw,
Na'h''nel =. Shaw and Ez"ticl o. Packard All oi
Wisdom, Rravcrhcad Co.., Montana.
al :. W. W.LANGIIORNT, Register
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
BREEZEs FROM NICHOLIA, IDAHO.

"Billy" McGrew has returned from the
Lemhi and started his milk ranch.
A good many miners have quit working
on the hill, to go on prospecting tours.
Some splendid ore has been found in the
mine owned by Albrigt and Rickles, near
the tramway.
John Miller ratified off IA thirty five. dol
lar bride, that was made by convict il
the Boise Pen
Mr.. Thomas, Il New York capitalist, is
here for the purpose of inspecting mines
belonging to Mr.. blackburn.
Mrs. Ed. Johnson, OF l,annister, passed
through here recently. on her way home,
after winters visit in Omaha.
A. A. Leonard. travelling agent for the
new improved Singer sewing machine
disposed OF good many machines last
week.
Charley Bowman has sold his ranch, OF,
Willow creek, TO Fred, Emery aud Frank
Bowman; consideration, ono thousand
dollars.
John Miller and Chas. Simpson, sheriff
and jailer Of this county, laid over day ir
this town. They were on their way trou
Boise to Salmon.
The most interesting fight OF the season
was Witnessed ON main street, one day las
week, between Cliff. Sibley, and TEX.
Cliil came out second best, although h
had two fingers "chawed" Il little.
Mrs. O'Sullivan, a colorcA harlot, w,
shot, last Sunday, the 9th, by Bill Rushby
The wound may prove fatal. Bu>hby wa
bound over to appear before the nc>
grand jury, in the sum OF five ,hou>an
dollars. lie was heavily moncd, from tt
time Of arrest.
May 18th, 1887. NEXT r'Mr.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
NOTICE OF CITY ELECTION.

city election will h. held on the first MONDAY
!" june 1877, tor the purpose .. ecciny the follow
ing:
One Mayor.
One C'tv Marshal,
One City Clerk,
One City Attorney
One CITY Treasurer.
One Police Magistrate.
One Street Commissions
One \ alderman for First Ward,
Two Aldermen for Second Ward
One alderman for Third Ward.
Elections for the several wards will be held =, rho
following places, polls to hc open "a. ,n and
close ut ! p. M.
First ward At Court House.
second ward at office OF Dillon Examiner
Third ward 1T Post Office Building,
W. /. EASTMAN, City Clerk
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
TRlRUNE STEAM JOB OrF1cr

The facilities for turning on, Job printing
at the TElnvNE Job Department are equal
to those of the best printing establishments
IN Montana. Our presses are run by steam
and with the latest styles OF types and ma.
terial we are prepared to turn out all kinds
Of job work
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
Ducklsu's Arnloo ealvo.

The Best Salve In the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Reum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped, Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruption, and positive.
,y cures Piles, or no pay required. It 10
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price IS cents per box.
For sale by N. NJ. White, City Drug
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
DILLON LETTER LIST.

Last OF letters renanng in the Post Ohice at D1i.
'oa. beaverhead Co.. Montana. for the weck end
ing May 70. 1857. which. il not called for in "a
ia's' Will he sent to the Dead Letter office:
anderson. Mats Macarthur. Duncan
n.un'; n; marley Marshall. lno
n'''>haw, Noht Moran. Theron
nens"n' Alfred OlclI, OF
Hcnson. Augustus Pcllcr, Andrew
C""rs; Jn" Rasmussen. Han.
Jacobson. Abraham sandy. 4
Jacobson. Lorenzo tyson IL,
,"hnson' hans Wavoncr. SR
t,a"'t sieve Wolf, Moss
Orrrcll. Aim, Whit. IN
NJ artin, lno Wr,X iE,,,,
Martin, Pat W;IEnmsnr IT,
sons eA'!,nE Tor any OF the above letters will
please say "Adver,iscd." "
rW. POlNDEXrER, PM.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
DIR LE7D

UIKIET1}ItS:
HOWARD SEBREE, Presidrut
Henry BuRrElND, Vice Presidcn,
q. +. WHITE, Cashier.
OTllo kLEMM, Ass t Cashier
GEO. l.. SnoUr, Henry KNlpPENKE,,e
LEONARD ELIgL, JOIN G. BRENNER,
E. +. FERRIS
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20

Vnncan live ut home, and make mort Ike ,l.r h,
yIIIIat work for us. Than a. ANYTHING aS sm ~.
XVO this world. Capital not needed. .''A A,
started free. Both sexes. al ases .,ar
ont can 10 the work. Large earnings sure f,o' c,
~ostly outfit and terms free. Better not at!a, ,r,
YOU nothing to send us your address and find "I,
vow are wise You will do so at once. H. Hail.
4 Co., Portland, Maine.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20

Florence Thomas, IL fair, but frail, den.
zen Of Park staces, Butte, suicided Monday
night by taking morphine.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
PRINCIPAL COrresy

Principal Correspondents,
Chase National Bank, New York.
Continental National Bank. Chicago
Omaha National Bank, Omaha.
Wells. Fargo 4 Co. San Franeisco. ~
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20

Exchange Bought and Sold Deposits received
subject to check on demand. Interest allowed o.
time deposits
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
NOTICE.

Parties who have taken slabs ,ro,,
n"c" Creek Saw mill, are requested to
come forward and settle with NJ, k;,L.
patrick.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20
TNE FIRST NATIONAL Bank
OF DILLON, MONT.

Authorized Capital. .$2OO,OO
capital ,,ajN In..................... .5O.O 600
Surplus and Profits, 10000
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20

There Is quite an exodus Of business mer
from Glcndivc to Little Muddy.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-05-20

List ct letters renanng in the Post Ofice st Dai.
loa. Beaverhead Co., Montana for the ve.k end
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-06-03

mean. grounded as it were, at my feet
the prettiest wave that ever struck
the shoals for m e--my eyes, sir!'h
1t was hard to recognize the baby in
its pink slip md coral ornaments. but
harder to recognize the basket. for il
was one mass of flowers. and. tied
with rose-pink ribbons, looked as gay
as q peacock.
There was only one thing that came
near marring the perfect enjoyment OF
the occas on. 1t was when the minister.
pale slight intellectual young man,
stepped forward to beg n the cere mony
in which the wave was to have a
Christian name, and CAPTAIN Wether.
by called out:
Ship ahoyr'
The good man stopped and looked
perplexed.
"Stow the prayers, parson," said
the captain; short services on this
ship if you please"
The minister smiled, and the cere-
mony proceeded, and all the prayers
and remarks of the occasion were con-
densed by the celebrant into single
quotation:
when my father and mother for.
sake me, then the Lord will take me
M"
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-06-03

1t may DO said of base ball that its
rewards are as much greater as its re.
quiremenls are more arduoua .han those
Of medicine, divinity, Or law. Il has
this advantage, too. that no post-grad-
uate course is needed to command its
highest honors and emoluments. Its
honor man walks out on commence
ment day, his education complete and
sure Of an income Of 81. 900 or SS, 900 a
year. How many long years must the
luckless lawyer or doctor struggle and
toll before ne can count on half Is
muchP The Hour.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-06-03
Recalled 3 Touchinr sone.

The bald heads, resembling billiard
balls, one sees in the front seates at an
opera bouffe entertainment always
make me feel sad. = remarked Jinks.
'sWhy sop asked Dinks.
They bring to memory a touching
song.
What song7''
why carrom me pack to old vir
ginny. Peoria Transcript
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-06-03

A New Orleans banker, who was fond Of
using Latin to enrich his conversation, was
asked one evening BY young lady In a hotel
vi ere be bad been ~Oh lust outside IN the
crspadOre, walking pro and con, be repiisd
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-06-03
oELERY SOLE.

Wash and cut into small pieces cele-
ry in sufficient quS ,itity; blanch Il, and
then boil y with water, salt and nut
meg; pass 1t through sieve. and thin
it with meat or chicken broth; cream
can be added.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-06-03
INDIAN PUDDING

Boil one quart Of milk. and add one
cup Of corn meal previously mixed
with little milk, and one cup Of raj
sins; let cool unit lukewarm; add one
cup Of moIasses, a little salt. and bake
three hours. Serve with cream or
eauca
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1887-06-03
STEAMED PUDDIEG.

Two eggs, one cup of sugar, one cup
of sour milk, one teaspoonfull of soda,
one-half teaspoonful Of salt; add -four
to make stiff batter, one cup Of cur
rants or raisins. Steam in q buttered
nnddinn dish Ii hours
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16
Business Is Business.

1T was the last request Of the de-
ceased" said a Kansas City minister
in the course Of the funeral sermon OF
one of that city's most active real es'
tate boomers, "that Immediately after
the services at the grave an auction
sale of lots in his Prospect Park ad-
dition be held, and for that purpose
Colonel Infater, the we'll known real
estate auctioneer, will be present and
conduct the sales. A strange request,
you will say, my friends, and queer
place for such sale-in a cemetery.
NV own idea," continued the minister
as he propped up the back cover Of
the Bible with the hymn book, "was
to have the procession 20 around by
Prospect Park with q brass band and
hold the auction right on tbe lots be-
fore going to the cemetery at all and
then buyers can see what they are
getting. But, then, not two men con
Quoted a real estate boom exactly
alike, and the dying wish of the broth
er shall be complied with. Sing the
275th hymn--the 276th. Away
vain earthly things Chicago Tri
bune.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

"Have you a bawth room in the
house1" asked Boston guest Of a
Western landlord.
"a what"
"a bawth room, a-a-lavatory."
Blamed if 1 know what you are
driving at"
"He wants to clean up" said by
stander, better versed in polite Ian
guage.
Jaw, that's it I" said the landlord
You'd ort to Of said so at first come
along with me-"
And he led the man from Boston
out into the back yard, where there
wa, rusty tin pan and pail Of
"rolly" water on the stump of but
ternut tree.
"There ye air." said the landlord
proudly; splash away all yer a mind
to. I'll send the towel out as soon at
them folks up stairs is done with it
Pitch in u; there ain'tany extra charge
fer the lavyatory, as you call it; and
there's bucket of soft soap on thai
bench. Use all yer a mind to of it.
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

George" she said, as she sat in the
sand at the seashore, IL wonder what
hopes and fears and ambitions and
perhaps sorrow and tears yonder gal
liant ship is freightcd as she sails SC
swiftly on?
II think you are mistaken. Clara,
said George tenderly ; "that is a three
mastcd schooner, aud ! think she j.
freighted with lumber" Harper.
Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16
Sentiment in Business.

A peddler Of tinware in one Of the
mountain counties of the State called
at farmhouse the other day wher,
the woman wanted to sell him bear
skin.
"Tain't worth no great shakes, said
the peddler, after looking it over
"The bar was killed two months toe
early"
"How much I" asked the woman.
About 75 cents"
"See here, stranger" she continued
as she gave the skin rub, "when
tell you this ere bar clawed my hus.
band to death less'n two months ago
that I'm still grieving widder wom
an, can't you make the price 81 7"
Being man of sentiment and tim
ware combined, he said he could
Hartwell Sun.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16
On Dangerous Ground.

The citizens Of Peoria in boring fol
an artesian well struck sulphur at q
depth of 1900 feet. They intend to
keep on in search of natural gas
They had better not be too venture
some. There never seemed to be any
too much of the earth's crust between
Peoria and the internal regions, and
with the warning given by the brim-
stone already reached it will be tempt
ing Providence to keep on any far.
ther.-Chicago News.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16
Justly Indignant.

"What do yez want, ringing the
woire off the dure bell ?"
81 want to see the lady of the
house."
"Is it me missus ye want?"
"Yes."
"Well, I'll tell yer, as I've order to
tell all callers, that she's gone away
for the summer. Yez ought to be
ashamed of vcrself, Jerking the dure
bell loike that when the missus do Le
trying to get bit av nap. Av yez
do it again Oil t'row water on yez.
Oi will, indade.'
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Electricians have discovered that
the human brain when at work evolves
enough heat to drive an electric mo-
ter, through the intervention of the
thermopile. One Of these days, the
ministers, lawyers, and editors will be
given free passes on the railroads on
condition that they wear thermopiles
in their hats. think hard, and furnish
power for the locomotives.-Spring-
field Union.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

In Tennessee they imprison men for
lying. If that practice should ever
become general it would be necessary
to build Chinese wall around this
country and call it a prison.-Syra-
cuse Herald.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

do you still visit old Guskins' :"
asked conscientious friend Of a doctor.
"Yes," was the reply; "he's one Of
my best patients"
But / thought you said he was in
curable I"
$50 he is"
"If that Is the case, how can you
accept pay for curing him i"-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Father-Who are the leading men
in your class at college, Tom?
Tem-Let's see. There is Ed
Pender can curve ball around two
posts Tom Smith can kick nine feet
and two inche- high, and Andy Jord.
on can throw any man in the univer.
sity. Our class is going to make g
brilliant record. father.-Burlington
Free Press
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

On the wedding journey: He (sen-
timentally)-Darling do you love me
better than your first husband?
She-Certainly. He's dead.-Chi-
cago Mail.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Psychologists say that the older a
man grows the smaller his brain be-
comes. This explains how young
men know everything and old men
nothing.-Boston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Men will continue catching fish with
seines so long rs the net results are
profitable.-N. o. Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

The Montreal Star offers prize of
$50 for the best article OH the servant
girl. We'll take the money, please.
Here is the essay: The best article
on the servant girl is her mistress
seal skin coat.-Philadelphia Press.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

A law prohibiting Incorporate
boarding of wealth might prevent
money from becoming tight.-New
Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

The Philadelphia shoemakers are
on a strike. Awl this trouble should
not last long.-Norristown Times.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Morocco is threatened with anarchy.
Let it prevail and therell be no Mo-
rocco.-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

A great many people hold theories
who can't hold their tongue.-Oil City
Blizzard.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16
WIT AND HUMOR.

The "blew" fish naturally bite best
when there is a good breeze.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

There's something / think will
SUIT you," said the real estate agent
to the theatrical manager, who was
looking for a residence. "It's cor
ner lot, with a nice. reomy, light
house."
"Well, / don't want it,"
"Whyp
"I see enough of light houses in my
regular business. Washington Crit.
ic.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

"Will you marry me ?" asked Au-
gustus, who is a matter-of.fact young
man.
"Oh." she replied ffutteringly, task
papa"
Certainly; I'll ask your father il
you wish it, but l naturally thought
you ought to know best. Washing
ton Critic.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16
Advertising Rates.

Business Cards. one year, one dollar per line.
Local notices, among local reading matter, ten
sents per linz for each insertion.
Business notices Ave cents per limo each insertion.
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions, Cards Of Thanks, ETC.,
At advcrtisips rates.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Miss Thirty-two [ecstatically]-Oh,
what a lovely waltz 1t makes me
want to dance dreadfully Mr.. Wrog-
fellow [consolingly]-That isn't very
strange. Very few people get so old
that they don't enjoy dancing. Tab
leau.-Chicago Enterprise.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Charley" said the young wife, sis
there really any such person as the
fool-killer 7"
"Oh, / guess not; l don't know"
said Charley, who was reading the
morning paper.
"Well, Charley, all l wanted to say
is please don't 60 cut after dark any
more until you find out. Washing
ton Critic.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

"I have an unfortunate habit of
talking in my Sleep"
81 should call that fortunate, rather
than unfortunate-that is to say, in
your case, you know"
"How in my case ?"
"Why, don't you see? Because
you are not awake to hear yourself
talk."-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Mrs. Peterby Ito new servant]- :
The last servant had habit of going
into the parlor with her young man
and sitting there the whole evening
Have you young man?
New Servant-No, mum; but |
might get one with such inducements
offered.-Judge.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

Smith say, Dumley, there is a
pretty little widow in Harlem whom
I devotedly love. How often ought
| to call upon herr
Dumley-Sbe is widow, you say ?
Smith-Yes.
Dumley-Seven nights in the week,
my boy, with a Wednesday and Sat-
urday matinee.-Epoch.
Alpena weekly argus., 1887-11-16

A particle Is applied into each nostril and q
agreeable. Price so cents at druggists; by mail
registered, 60 cents. ELY BROTHERS, 2s5 Green
wich street, New York.