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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
uLGERs.

James e. Richardson. Custom House. New
Orleans. on oath says: In 1870 Serofnlous
Ulcers broke out on my body until | was q mass
of corruption Everything known to the medi-
cal faculty was tried in vain. / became a mere
wreck. At times could not lift my head, could
not turn in bed; was in constant pain, and
looked upon life as u curse. No relief or cure
in ten years. In 1880 / heard of tine CUTIoUaA
REMEDIES. used them. and was perfectly
cured"
Sworn to before L. s. Com. j, CRAWFORD.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
worn to before u S. Com, j. D. onAwronp.
ONE OF rHE WORST CAsEs.

ONh ON IhE NOhSI OASES,
We have been selling your CUTIoURA RENE
DIES for years, and have the first complaint yet
Co receive from a purchaser One of the worst
cases of Scrofula l ever saw Was cured by the
nse of five bottles of CUTIoURA REsoLvENT,
CuTICuRA, and 0UTT6uRA SOAP. The Soap
takes the cake here as a medicinal soap.
TAYLOR u TAYLOB, Druggists.
frankfort, Kan.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
scRoFuLoUs. INHERITED.

SCROFULOUS, INHERITED.
And Contagious Humors, with Loss of Hair,
and Eruptions OF the Skin, are positively cured
by CUTIcURA and CUTICugA Soap externally,
and CUTIoURA REsoLvENT internally, when all
ether medicines fail Send for Pamphlet.
OuTIoURA REMEDIES are sold everywhere.
Price; CUTIoURA, the Great Skin Cure, 80 cts,
CUTIouRA R~EsoLvEST, the New Blood Purifier,
S2.0O. PoTTER DRUG AID CHEMICAL Co, Boston,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08

Money to loan on real state or chattle
security. r.. 81. VAN ASTwEHp,
Abstract Office.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08

J. r. Samborn & SONS furniture
warerooms. a complete line Of all
classes OF furniture, upholstering and
undertaking.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08

Anew line Of ladies collars and cuffs
just received at j. .. Bruce's. Prices
lower than ever.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
hpIendtd Ram al pIerre.

Pierre, JuneH-A much-needed rain
fell here today and there are good
prospects for more. The crops
are in a fine condition and all that;
is needed il for the present weather to
continue to make the most bountifal
crops aver raised In Hughes county.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
Yankton P~ostofice Hours and R.eulntion

The delivery windows are opened each day
Hundaya exoeptedl at 500 o. m.
The delivery windows close at 8 90 p. m.
TIL money order, postal note and registry de-
partment opens at 8 q. m. n CLOSES ct 4:S0 D.
10. H
On Sundays the delivery windows are kept
open from 8:45 to t0:45 a. m. The lobby of the
office is open all day Sundays for the accom-
Mails going east via O., n. i St. Z. B. h.,
close at 8 p. ms, and B m, Sundays, excepted.
Malls going west and north via the ODioaRo,
milwaukee, u st. Paul railroad close at 8 a.
M, Sundays excepted.
Mails going east and north by Chicago 4
Northwestern railroad close at 8 p. a..
Eastern mails via Chicago & st Paul railroad
arrives at 9:25 p M. and $50 a. m.
Eastern mail via Chicago u Northwestern
railroad arrives ut 10 p m and departs at Z
8 M.
Stage malls close at 8 o'clock p. M, exoert
the Niobrar.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
For sale.
ROUNDS
New Gallery.

A. A. Rounds the photographer gees
to Fort Randall and Santee Agencies on
May Lei; to be away about three weeks
and on his return will open a new gallery
on the ground floor No. ZIG Third street,
opposite Sanborn & Sons store,
where he will fit up one
OF the best photographic Studios in the
west, with large light, large instruments
and rooms adapted to the larger cls,ss
of work. family groups 10. We always
guarensee the best and will venture to
promise ever more in the new quarters
it possible than we have in the past, the
people judging for themselves.
Groups, horses &C., made on the street
In front OF the gallery.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08

Mild. soothing, and healing is DIR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08

Hotel and Boarding House for
Sale or Rent.
The Hritfin property situated on The
corner Of Cedar and Fifth street known
as the Central hotel for sale OF rent.
Location convenient to theNorthweateFn
depot. WILnIAM r. DEWEY.
eBs-Herald please copy.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
SPECIAL. NOTICES.

MTANTED-To trade 1850 ceres of good prairie
wv land for house and lot in YanLlston.
Address Box ~, Scotland, Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08

nIEH PIES, Blackheads, Skin Blsmishes, and
TIM Baby Humors, use CuTIoURA soAP
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Watches, diamonds, silver
goods and spectacles, at the
jeWeIry store of
H. GU AZ 81 CO.,
Yankt0n, u. r.
when Baby was sidk, we ssve her C~astoria,
When she ws q Child, shs cried for Ca soria,
Whsn shs became Aiss, she eiung to Castoria,
When shs had Children, she gays them Castesia,
"A g. Il ~ ID.

indiscrettons OF youth, nervous weakness, early
decay, iosso OF manhood. &c. VIII send d recipe
thatfwiil euro yon, FIRE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered by a missionary In South
Send a self-addrsssed envelope to tho
REV. JesEpHlT q. INMAN, Station b, Ne,o PORK Gin
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
asfA&oAR, xssmE gAHEE.

)NloAao. EtnLwkBG9E d ST. PAuL kaTnaoAp.
be first ssst hsIpa passenges Ira:h leayes ut
t:saa N an b Dig, xeeps Ss;nosg4 { lose cun-
~neetioLs OF Chicago and the east.
Yhe secoua east bound passenger train segves
ut 3 Id ps M. isch day except sunday. Close
connections for Chicago and the east.
The first passenger train from the east srri-
yes At l2:2U y 10 each day, except Sunday.
The second passenger from the east, arrives
each day except Suuday at 1o.G5 p M.
1he accommodation train trom the east
arrlveA each aaF. Sundays excepted, ut 1G;t6
3. m. and departs at II 40 ". NJ for the weat
and north
The accom- uaodeticn train from the west and
north arrives nj 800 a. NJ, aad departs at e.05
II. m for the east each day excepting Sundays.
The regular passenger train from the west
arrives each day except Sunday at 2s15.. Th,
regular west bound passenger leaves each day
except sunday at IL % p M No baggage trans
ported on ~aocommod tion treins.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08

CHICAGO d No-RTHwEsTERa RAILROAD,
The east bound passenger train leaves at 8 20
q. IN. each dBy, except sunday.
The passenger train from the east arrives at
9:4b p. N. each day, except Sunday.
Sunday passenger train leaves at 7:t5 a. M.
and arrives at 9:S9 q. M. making close connec-
tions with through passenger trains from and
to Chicago.
accommodation trains leave for the esat
each day, except Sunday. at $40 q. m. and 1850
9. IA. and arrive from the east each day, except
Sunday, ut 11:65 q. m. and 7:25 p. m.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
cyclone Nsar .aar,asto,xn.

CYcI0nH NHNf JMfkastOWN.
Minneapolis June IA special TO the
Tribune from jamestown. ID. a. says:.A
cyclone thirty rods in diameter swept
the country thirty miles north yesterday
doing considerable damage to crops and
houses. and dropping hail as large as
hen eggs.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-06-08
For Rent.
HOUSE FOB RENr-Apply at
Fl. w. PIKE.

EoR RENT FOB SIX MoNTHs-Two o,
y three rooms mice for dressmak;ng, office OF
sleeping roons. GA KEYES.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
VOL. II. NO. ?.
DOAN LAUGH.

Oh, de she bars come wen old 'Ligy blow'd
 his hon, An da grabbed up de chillun like CT hang eat
 in con,
 fDoan yer laugh at de sarvent n tic Lawd. Go up, old baldV, lowed the treckte face chile. tDoan \ cl iaush dt it >aTVen; q dU iawd. An den CT bar grabbed biin wid er mighty
 broad smile, De pc chile hollered an tried to get loose, {Ijoan yer laugh at de -arvent O de l.awd.1 4 But de bar drug hm od like CT rarmint w'd fpoan yer laugh at tie sareent . de Lawd.l Doan yer laugh at de sarvent . de Lawd, Doan yer laugh at de prophet Tn dc ianc Fur te liars mout come frum de woods, young
 man.
 An' eat yer up gardless Q de pain, pain, pain An cal yer up ,garlle-S . de pain. Den praise old Ligy and praise Mars sanl; An we'll dance Wid David roun' de ark in
 de hall. Oh. yer better be kcerful wen yer tittcrs at lDoan yer laugh at ,le saryent Q de Iawd.} Fur yer nout strike tie prophet o' de Jurden fDoan yer laugh at tie sarsen a de Lawd.l An 1t mout be de case dat CT pusson wid"ut fpoan yer laugh at de sarvent o' de I.awd} IIab got CT awful 'luenee wid de hallelujah
 bar.
 fDoan yer laugh at de >arvent O dc Lawd } An den yer eyes is open W en it's dun too late tpoan yer laugh at de servant @ de Iawd. Dat yer hab crooked yer finger at de wrong
 ~orter pate,
 fpoan yer laugh at de servant o' de I.aWd.l Doan yer laugh at de sarvent O de Lawd,
 young man,
 Doan yer laugh at de prophet in de lane, Fur tie bars mout cum trnm tie woods, young
 man,
 .in' cal yer up 'gnrdless O de pain, pain,
 pain,
 An eat yer up 'gardless o' de pain. Den praise old LigN and praise Mars saul Nn' we'll dance wid David roun' de ark in de
 l..,ll
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04

And | must insist that you have; but l will give you a chance. Stand out there and announce the departure of train"
 On what road, sir?'
 "On any road; il makes no differ ence.
 Mr. Mc.Autumn's face brightcncd as he stepped to the center of the room.
 .,Go ahead" said the mayor.
 Al board for yah, yah, yah, ha how"
 That settles it. Mr. McFall of the year"
 ''l may go, then"
 "Oh. no. sir: oh. no. It would be an insult to the travelling public to turn you loose, and besides, chance might never serve me another good turn, Sit down over there on the edgr of that box. That bench is too cnmtortable 1 shall fine you te the very outskirts of the law. Caught at hast, Oh. who could longer be an a@nostic:
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
WANTED TT AFTER ALL.

Wife (t0 hnsinni) -~"Don't you want to -s, the evening I,aperf"
 iinsImnd-~" No, lelisye not. Nothing in ii, |. thev!"
 WiG,~-"Yes, il tells of the presl. dent'- prospective vacation this sum nier."
 Hnsband --"DoB't want it."
 WiEe--"And a terrible railroad se- eident."
 Hmsi,aI,d- want it, tell you"
 Wife" And another attempt to kill aD Irish editor, and bow Sarah Bern- llar.lt shocked society at Omaha
 HustaDd--''l tsii you that don't want to see it."
 Wife--"And 1t tells of the adjourn ment of the legislature, aiad-----1
 Husband (excitedly )--" Hand It here, please"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
QUESTIONS ANSWERED.
!" Brown Eyes asks:

- DToW II T4NtS d>he.
 lst "Whcn a Noung gentleman takes Naung lady io the opcra,to t concert, q lecture or any other place of anu semcnt. how -huuld shS eNprc-- her thauk~ tar the evenings pieasarek''
 2d "Whcn calling during muddy weather, is il most polite to leave Naur oNer-h"rs out idc the door;
 A When comrlimented on ynnr dress Npur appearance and your performance ht the piano, M hat should you ,aS =
 ith. "W hen a young gentleman i- intro dneed to young ladH and sa# $, T am happy In meet N0u, what should the lady say; Thank you>" Lddics' Ho,ne Journal
 Answers: lst. If she has moi en- loved herself in the least, she should say that she has had d delightful even ing. so much >o that she would like to go out again soon. If convenient, she should gush little. Nothing SD much aS a few gu-hes makes q young man feel that hi, money has been well spent.
 2d. There are many opinions with regard to the disposal of over~hocs. \ professor of theology ill Boston, man of modest and he>itating disposition, but who unfortunately has yielded to the evil of reading >landcrous para graphs, says that when Chicago maiden goes calling, she should not leave her ovcrshocs at the door. lest the sidewalk be obstructcd. Som" circles of polite society claim that call CTS should carry coffee sacks in which to store away their ovcrshoes. The sacks, which are provided with loops, are then hung on the fence. If there bc no fence almost any impromptu arrangement is considered proper.
 Sd. When man compliments you. although you have wise idea that he is dcceitful wretch, smile broadly. Do not say. II am thousand timc- obliged to you for the good opinion which you have of my clothes" nor, when he compliments your piano re- cital do not show your qualification by repeating the performance.
 ith. When a young gentleman k introduced to young lady and say, Il am happy to meet you." the young lady should not remark II should say so.' or ''sO l sec" or even say. as most people do when any appreciation i. shown of them, mot at all; not at all;' but it would bc proper to bow rather rheumatically-some prefer that the bow bc made lumbagoly-an say fine weather we are having" If T sleet should be falling or blizzard Ir. raging he will regard you as satiri-t and therefore stand in awe of your cutting intellect: and if the weather be balmy he will regard you a- possessing that complimentary un- soundness of mind which Lord Macaulay thought was necessary to the production of good poetry.
 We have answered these questions. not because we are dissatisfied with the replies made by the publication to which they were addressed, but be- cause we find it easier to fill q certain amount of space in this way than by laboring on poetic gems or didactic essays.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
AT HoMlNY HILI..

Mir. Garland dcclaTcS that hc post. lively will not accept position on the Suprrmc teneh, He has arrivtNl at time of life when he much pneiers Ia sit on log in the undiSturbtsl shade at llominN llill. lnstmd ot hay ing tu wear the gown of judicial dignity. he can ilnd supreme comfort in the cuttona6c trousers anl hickory shirt of broade>t personal tlHNslom, Instead of being compelled to listen to Il tirc>onic brief, he can surrender him- self to the music of the blue ia, and yellow hammer. His rVcptiuns will he given W hen the fish bite best, and then. with the hearth which hraika bacon and corn ashcakc inspire, he will welcome his old time friends. And then what time will follow. The discussion of politics? No, sit. Parties N i'll k allowed to shitt Tor themselves, while old stories of oll friends Who arr gone will he told N ith the haW haw of unrestrnrd mirth. There will be no uutimoh intrrrup- tions. \ neighhorine dog may come and poke his head in nt the door. and maN stop to bump the floor with his elbow a> he sctatchc. himsrlt. but lio storIuiug outerN will hc made against him The half-wild yellow eat. a>toni,hed at such sudden rvsrlrt may creep cautiously from his homc among the tumblesdow logs of some iii, i,'it cabin and peep in upon the uproariou- old meu, but without mak ing tAntaliling noise he will steal ava, and rcin'si, hitu~rlt with n wuotl mouse.
 There are m clock, al lIominy lIill. Time cuts no capet- in the shaping ui festivities there Appetite nnn"unc"s the dinner hour and heavy e>rlid. -uinInon the guest la bcd. An old negro, knock kneod nud humorous. tnrosccs every want, nul though hf has charge of the jug. it i- frequently midnight bciorc lt loses ld- ability to carry II from one roam tu AuuthUI. Mighty glad ter see yer back heah, Mar Cue he alwAN~ saNr. "l know - yer must git mighty tired e sla, in way oil wander in de gubcrin"nt II m"ui suit yer up dhr inr "l while, but cr'n jc~ nnchull, got ter come hac | hcah inter de worl cbof now an den. It aln't humnn mtur' ter bc pribcd = all dc 'in, mcn,s o' dis hcnlt life nil' tur inS part doan' ,ce how yer stands it crWny flum hcah cl laung cl yer does. -ah Comin' wd de jug iii, mint Dat white geuerman ober dnr nc ks like hc nin't lnld CT drink fur dc las' hAf hour"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
GENIUS.

"W hat i. ability" was asked of an old man who stood nt the head of il a learned profession. An industrious desire to succeed" he replied, "comc- I,earcr bcing ability pr geniu- than any fine quality which it is clain,ti nature generously bestows upon some men and which she so cruelty seem. to withhold from others. The love for aD ultimate climax must stimulate Il strong iriciielship for presen, details v
 That might be true with law aisi medicine, but is it true with regard to literature!"
 Largely SO The succe4sftil liter ary man i- fl master of the details Of his business; and, 1t WAS the mastering of those details quite as much as any inborD genius ,hat won his fnmc."
 "But is not that love of literary sue cess within itself Il sort of geniu.f"
 Not necessarily The majority of people who ysarB for literary dsst;iic- tion do 20, not through n real love ef literary work, but that they may be looked up to and courted by society. They have not the patience to work with self -forgetfnlness, but, hat,srssi with the belief that they have genius. rely solely upon that presumed facnlty and, failing to receive the homage which they think i. due them, and looking with enyious coDtcnpt-0f 1 may use such an expression) upon the pucoess of a .o-cniled plodder, cry out that the world has lost its apprecia- tion of fine imagery. The truth k that the .o-called plolder is A genius, and i, is his genius that holds him down to work
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
AN ENORMOUS APPETITE.

A eountryman in restaurant list ems with astoni-hment to waiter giving an order, turns to companion and says:
 My stars, Bill, thar must be fel- Ter in here that's mighty nigh starved to death"
 "How you know!"
 "W'y, jist hearn that man yell out one beef an cabbage. Pm A pretty good eater myself an ken slaughter q few cabbage when git right hungry, an l ken eat pretty good sized hunk O meat, but when it comes to eatin' Il beef, Pm afraid wouldn't be equal to ther 'mergency. Some folks ken eat powerful, Bill"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.

Some folk dat I'-e met l. like pew pertaters. Da'- mighty fine at fu.' but sometimes goes awful ergin yer afterwards.
 De bes' po' mans frien' 'mong de rich aiD't de man dat wuz ha'f starved till he made CT strike an den made money. but dc man dat has been putty well fixed all his life.
 Pse mighty 'spicious c de man dat allus wants ter put his-e'f out ter 'comerdate me. rented CT house rum CT pusson like dat an de fust thing l knowed he put me out ter 'comerdate hisse'f.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
PRICE, j CENTS.
HIS MIND CALLED HIM.

HIS MIND CALLED HIM.
 "l want ter go down wander ter de sto'. but my mi,~ calls me down dis waN," N,id an old myro, stopping at the tork> ot a road aud luuking ilrSt ouc way and then another
 w hats the matter ?" aSktla hite man who happened to hc standing near
 Wall, sub. startcd out ta go down ter lr stn au' wuf gwim all right till got heis', an den Ut. niue stopped mc an wants me to ao down dis way
 ''l. thcr a, thng down Ihcr' that n,S'ds Nour attention -
 "I duan knoW
 "HmI have business al the sterc. haNr Nou :"
 "oh vas, sah; gel 'portont business down dar."
 "rhrn why donI you go down therV ?"
 "Cafr my mim calls me down lis way, l tell yer.
 "l ou are toolish
 No l ain't. ~ah, m nin'l Wen rr umiu-cr mains mine stops him on de road an tells hum tcr turn down ,iic way he better tlu It. batter da II l'sc tellln' Not lla matter whut biz. niss he's got .eneN har el~c Net mer call il foolish II Nor wants Ter, but l'~e been h,nh 1T mighty long tins ai' know vi hut I'e talking crhout .
 "non't tou kImw ihat yun nare plHe- ticiu9 the NefS hnlishuwss that Is holding ihr neg Ia rare backt lnu can ncNrr bc an eniiehtenei Irce so long ns uu , icld to such superstition '"
 "lI"liin hack ,lr in'e, Ia 1 =
 "Thnl's exactly what tuu ac do. Ing
 "Mall. sah | nint dc pusSon io holc lack dc rnre, l,inlne tell yer. an ter show yer dat nin't. iil ao on down ter dr sto', nu matter wlul my min" i- rr tcllin' me"
 With m effort. ns fl he wer. tearing himself luo,c from .oinc powerful grasp. lac started oh toward thr atotr. The next ,la, the hilo man met the iHgru and ~aid
 "Wcll. how dc you iind yourself this morning :"
 "Go on now acnernnn. ao on, fur donn wunt uo s'eiety wid yrr."
 "W hats the matter =
 "I i"l" yer i"r a., "n didn't 1 f' hn replied. turning aud glnring at the white mnn.
 "ios, hut want yon to explain"
 "l doau wantcr 'splain. fur lt's dnngus to talk ter yer. thought [ 2 II 4. f Il. whut yer told ne ter. 'stend o' doIu' whut my mine tole mo. Artsf dis i'se gwiiE ter pay 'tcntioh ter mer plno, II make. no difference how much II hors back ,is fusa Heat, us '"
 Ibid anything hnppen 10 you Al the store 7"
 "Apihing happen ter mef tr gambin hiRaer got ns inter er game q craps nn' bsat inc ouien aebcnty if cents. dat. whui inppeis.l ter me-"
 Well, wora' than that might have happehesl to you if you had gone where your mind told you"
 "No II woulin'. .sth. no it wouldn'. "Er tunn went down dif road dreckiy nrter 'ftilel ter fpll.r mer mine, an foun' quart bottle o' whisky layin' in dc rmId. Layin' right dar iu de road wid de sun er shinin' on Ii. Had er gone on down dar ms uief mIp tole rn" ter [ woulder fnun' it m 1 wnz TT raedin' er drink, 1 mnz.'
 "iVu look ---~"
 Say, hole on now; zty, hole on Come CT VibiU me my mO' iisia b,'i; loldin' tack de race an we'll mix right hcai,. Ny mine calls ms down dis way. an yourn better call yer M some udcr dinckshun"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04
MOST DIFFICULT.

Looking up from desk which had just been given him, tine ambitious young reporter, fresh from the favor ite educational institution of the state, thus addressed the grim old editor:
 "What do you find il most difficult Tor inexperienced men to write!'
 Sense the old fellow replied. There was nothing harsh in his voice, yet the young fellow turned to his desk and didn't speak again during the evening.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-06-04

Where you find one man who is . day ahead of the time in which he lives, you will find million men who. are ten years behind 1t.