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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02
Probate Order.
STATE OF MICHIGAN
COUNTY OF SHIAwAssEE. S.

STATE OF MICHIGAN,(
COUNTY OF SHIAwAssEE. S.
At session of the Probate Court for said Coun-
ty, held at the Probate Office the city of Corunna
on Monday, the 18th day of August in the year of
our Lord one thousand eight hundred and eighty
seven.
Present, A. A. Harper, Judge of Probate
In the Matter Of the Estate Of George S. Keyte
insane.
Geo. w. Loring, guardian of said insane comes
into Court and represents that he is now prepared
TO render his annual account as such guardian.
Thereupon II is Ordered. that Monday, the 5tli
day of September next, at ten o'clock in the fore
noon, be assigned for examining and allowing such
account, and that the heirs at law OF said insane
and all other persons interested In said estate are
required TO appear at session of said Court, then
to be holden at the Probate Office in the City OF
Corunna In said county, and show cause, IL. any
there be- why the said account should not be al
lowed.
And IL Is Further Ordered. that said guardian
give notice to the persons interested in said estate
of the tendency OF said account, and the hearing
thereof, by causing copy Of this order to be pub
lished in THE TIMES, a newspaper printed and
circulated In said county, two successive weeks
previous TO said day Of hearing
"a true copy. A. A. HkRPER,
Judge Of Probate.
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Anti-Powderly DELEGATES Electcd.

NEW YORK, Aug. CAN'T Powderly del
egates will represent district No. a. at the
Knights of Labor national convention in
Minneapolis. The district held its election
late Sunday night There was, it is said, a
stormy time Not until Monday morning
were the votes counted and an adjournment
taken. I. b. Mcclure and other hor:ie club
and administration candidates were de-
feated. The vote in several instances was
close, and there will probably be number Of
contests
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CLEVELAND MT 81. I.oni.-

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, Aug. 23-Deinite infor-
nation has been received that President and
Mrs Cleveland and accompanying party will
arrive here on Saturday evening, Oct 1, but
the president will see no one that evening ex-
cept reception committee that will meet
him at the depot. The party will remain in
St Louis over the I'd, Sd, and 4th, attend
ing the fair on Monday, the 81, and the
Yelled Prophets ball on the night OF the 4th,
and leave at midnight for Chicago
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The census of 1881 gave Canad;
4,343 $40 people,

The census of 1881 gave Canada
4,343 $40 people.
Few, Ii any trained dresses are seen
at any OF the fashionable summer re-
sorts, and, as if by common consent,
they have been discarded as map.
propriate TOR the Democratic hotel
piazza.
The Queen has given Miss Agnata
Rumsev who was senior classic at
at Cambridge University, "a print Of
her Majesty in appreciation of the
high honor gained by her at the re-
cent examination"
Commander Griffin, Of the Depart.
ment of Wisconsin, G.. A. r, asks
$4,000 to make ready and start the
soldiers home which has been donat
ed by the patriotic citizens of Wau
paca
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BuckIen's Arnica SaIye.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores
letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, ind
all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or monev refunded.
Price IS cents per box.
For sale by Parkil & son.
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FOR SALE.

Good farming lands adjacent to Railroad.
Title good. In townships of Abbey, Brady
Chaplin, Brant and Fremont, Saginaw Co.
Elba, Gratiot Co.: Fairfield, Shawassee
Co.; Midland and Gladwin &C.. Choice of
1000 acres. Terms of sale to suit purchas-
ers. Also two improved farms for sale on
long time. Enquire Of M. OsBURN,
Owosso.
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THE TIMES-s1 90 a year.
rwRUPTURE

RELIEVED and cared by DR.. ID. L.
Snediker's method, or money refunded.
No operation. No pain. Treatment sim.
pie and without detention from labor.
Best of Detroit references. Enclosestamp for
circular. Profs. II. p. Rupert and Jno.
w. Conway, Office SO Park Place, Detroit,
Mich.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

Judge Noah Davis is trying to un-
tangle the Ives business. He will
likely wish he was back in the ark or
some other watering place before he
is through with it.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02
The Con,mander-in-Chief

of the Grand Army of the Republic,
Major George S. Merrill. Few rem
edies are better known in this vicinity
than Sulphur Bitters; their sale has
been very general throughout this
section, and the number Of reliable
and we'll attested cases Of beneficial
results and recovery by their use, is
large and bevond dispute.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

UREA, N. ", Aug. Gi-The court has de-
cided that Cornell university can not have
the million dollar legacy left It by John Nc
Graw, deceased, because the university has
reached the limit ia legacies allowed BY Ito
charter, and can not accept or hold any moro
property or money devised to = by win
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

Tennessee is now using up "hfty
prohibition speeches a day" But
she is doubtless using enough benzine
to drown them all when it comes to
the ballot box.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

A California millionaire furnishes
the statue of Liberty. Nature has
erected the pedestal upou which it is
to stand 1900 feet above the ocean.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

FITS: All Fits stopped free by DR..
Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits
after first days use. Marvellous cures.
Treatise and So trial bottle free to Fit cases.
Send to DIR. Kline 031 Arch st. Phila. Pa
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beginning n New Bridge at Cairo.

CAIRO, Ills, Aug GA vast assemblage
of spectators witnessed the successful launch
ing Saturday OF the first of tho massive
EMISSIONS, weighing 300 tons, to be sunk In
the Ohio river mt this place, in connection
with the erection of the Illinois Central rail-
road bridge. Tho structure will cost nearly
a OxlO (OO
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

Agents wanted for Earth, Sea and Sky or
marvels OF the universe; 3 books In one.
Agents selling from 90 to 80 week. For
terms address, The II. II. Taylor Publish.
ing Co., Bay City, Mich. err
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

The King of Spain is just cutting
his teeth. Some of the other kings OF
Europe are evidently trying to force
second growth of wisdom teeth.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02
Salt Rheum

William Spies. Elyria, O., suffered greatly
from erysipelas and salt rheum, caused by
handling tobacco. At times his hands would
crack open and bleed. He tried various prep
arations without aid finally took Hoods Sar-
saparilla, and now says; " am entirely WELL"
"My son had salt rheum ON his hands and
ON the calves of his legs. He took Hoods
Sarsaparilla and is entirely cured" j. D.
STANTON, Mt. Vernon, Ohio.
Hoods SarsaparilIa
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for s.. Made
only by G. I. HOOD q Co, LOWELL Mass.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

WANTED--To rent small farm, of
80 or 20 acres,within S or 10 miles Of
this city. Inquire at this Office.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02
LAKE SUPERIOR TRANSIT COMPANY.
TILE CIREAr DULUTH RQIITE.

Intended sailings of steamers from Detroit
for Sault Ste. Marie and other Lake Superior
ports; Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays
and Saturdays, 10:S0 pm, central time
For Cleveland, Erie and Buffalo: Sundays,
Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays at y.
m, central time, making railroad connections
for points East and South Rail connections
at Washburn and Duluth for st. Paul. Min.
neapolis, Pacific coast and points on Northern
Pacific R. IT,. Manitoba, &c.
Baggage checked TO destination.
For tickets and other information apply to
J. L. WHITING, Gen1 Ag't Dock and Office
80 Atwater ST., between Griswold Shelby Sts.,
Detroit, Mich.
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Manitoba Must ns Taught Obedience.

TORONTO, Aug @3.-Sir John Mcdonald,
the Canadian Premier, is reported as saying
that the construction Of the Red River Valley
railroad will he stopped, at the point of the
bayonet if necessary. The people OF Mani
toba, he says, must be taught obedience,
even if it is necessary to appoint British reg
ulars their instructors.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

nEARNECC It's causes. and new and success
IL one who was deaf twenty-eight years Treated
by most of the noted specialists without bene-
fit. Cured himseJf in three months, and since
then hundreds of others. Full particulars sent on
application
+. S. PAGE, No. a West srst ST., NY. City.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02
Honest Help for Men.

PAY NO MORE MONEY TO QUACKs
will send you New SelfCure, discovered after
80 years experimenting, which Never Fails and
Costs you Absolutely Nothing until cured. Address
HENRY SPRAUL. Box 465 Milwaukee Wis.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02
Hoods Sarsaparilla
100 Doses One Dollar.
lMPORTANT,

When you visit or leave New York City, save
Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire and stop at
the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand CeRtral
Depot.
Elegant rooms fitted up at cost of one million
dollars, reduced to S100 and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant Supplied
with the best. Horse cars stages and elevated rail-
road to all depots Families live better for less
money at the Gaand Union Hotel than at any
other irst- class hotel in the city.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02
Detroit, Grand Haven
4 MILWAUKEE, nv.

GOING EAST
Trains leave Owosso as follows: Owoseo
Express, $500 am; Detroit Express, 9:fO a. M.
Through Mail 1:45 p. M; Steamboat Express
6:35 n. m; Limited Express, S:5S am.
GOING WEST
Morning Express, 1000 am. Through Mail
:35 p. m. Steamboat Express, 1885 pm :: Nirht
Express, 2:15 a. m; Mixed, 600 a. M: Mixed
from the West 5i0 p. M; owosso Express ar
rives at 11:l5.
Refreshments at Detroit, Owosso and Grand
Haven. Mail east and west has parlor day car
attached. The Telegraph Line FOR the Public
tH- Through Sleeping Cars on all night trains
between Grand Haven aud Detroit
Nigrt Express east and west daily and all other
trains daily Sunday excepted.
CONNECTIONS.
AT DETROIT-Gre Western Railway to points
east. Michigan Central, Michigan Southern nd
Grand Trunk Railroads.
AT -withthe Milwaukee ard az
Paul. Western Union, Milwaukee and Northern.
and Chicago and Northwestern Railways : : ali
points north and west.
tH-The Railway Company's Ferry Steamer
leaves ID. q. III. q M. Dock, Detroit, On arrival Of
trains. Tickets are sold at the Detroit Grand
Haven and Milwaukee Railway Ticket once.
auprincipa lplaces in the UnitedStates.
W J.SPICER. General Manager
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-09-02

NAIANTED-Iadics and Gentlemen who wish
w steady employment to take nice light work
ut your home and nioke easily from one TO three
dollars day. You should address with stamp.
CROWN MANUFACTURING CO..
294 Vine St., Cincinnati, o.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06
Ho,c Bot,IebHg Got In.


We will call him Judge Snap. He
cane down from biz rural home in the
interior Of Maine Il few days ago, and
called on IN eminent Portland lawyer,
whom we viii designate as Squire Bottle
bug.
~HeIlo, Judge"
How are you Bottlebug Do you
know l had 4 curious dream last night 2
No; what was it ?"
well | dreamed l got started for
Heaven. met st. Peter at the gate and
he would not let me in. He demanded
nv name and residence, which gave
him. Then he looked through bis book
and said, 4 don't find your name here
and you can't come in
"'There must be some mistake about
it, said I. Guess not, what's your busi-
ness ? responded St. Peter. I'm law
yer, SAID l. 'Ohs no eXclAiLheu the
guardian Of the gate. No lawyers are
admitted here :"
"'You must be mistaken | protested.
1 Just saw Bottlebug Of Portland, 20 in.
You had him there, didn't you,
JudgeY" interrupted Bottlebug with a
chuckle.
4 thought I did, but I didn't" con
tinued Judge Snap.
'Bottlebug, Bottlebug = exclaimed 1t
Peter. Yes, he went in, but he. nc
lawyer
It was only necessary to add that there
we're dozen persons IN the lawyers Of
fee at the time and they all smoked
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06
Getting HIS Five Cents Worth.

l turned and looked at that beloved
man, and see he WIS drinkin' lavishlY
Of the noble water. see that he wuz q
drinkin' more than vuz for his good, his
linement showed 1t, and sez I, for he vuz
q liftin' another tumbler full onto his lips,
sex I, Pause, josiah Allen, and don't
imbibe too much
Why" he whispered, you can drink
all are mind TO for 5 cents. | am
bound for once, Samantha Allen, to get
the worth Of my money"
And he drinked the tumbler full down
at one swoller almost, and turned to the
weary boy for another. He looked bad,
and eager, and sez |, How many have
you drinked p
Sez he, in eager, animated whisper,
"9." And he whispered in the same
axents, IS times 9 i IS, if it had been to
a fair, or Fourth Of July, OF anything, 1t
would have cost me - cents, and if it
had been 70 church sccial-lemme see
g times 10 Is 80. 1t would have cost
ME 4 dollar bill : And here I an havin'
it all for 5 cents. Why" SCI he, Il new
er see the beat ont in my life"
And ag'in he drinked a tumbler full
down, and motioned to the frightened boy
for another.
But took him by the vest and whis-
pered to him, SCI I, Josiah Allen, do you
want to die, because VOC can die cheap ?
Why" SCI I, 1t viii kill you to drink 50
much"
But think of the eheapness ont, Sa-
mantha The chance have Of gettin'
the worth Of my money"
But | whispered back to him in anxus
axents and told him, that I guessed if
funeral expenses wuz added to that .
cents it wouldn't come 30 cheap, and sez
I, you won't live through many more
glasses. and you'll see you won't. Why,
sez I, you are drowndin' out your In
sides"
There Is such q thing as bein' too
graspin', Josiah Allen" Sez |, The
Children Of Israel used TO want to lay up
more nanny than they wanted or needed
and It spite ou their hands -'-Erora "Sd-
raHtkG at Saratogg,' By Josiah AAeHs
Wife.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06
Tirginia fres grsss.
". ". B. GALL4HER, Editor.
Garlestooe1l, Jefferson County, West Va
October 8, 1857.
4 Ren.tnlscence Of John Br0,en.

One day in July, 1889, our old friend
Judge Jacob Fiery was just finishing his
harvest on his farm three miles south Of
Hacerstown, az IN elderly man with q
grizzly clipped beard, accompanied by
young man, came up to his house. He
introduced himself as I. Smith, and the
young man a. his SON. Mr.. Fiery was at
that time administrator Of the estate Of
DR.. r. F. Kennedy, and had charge Of i
farm near the Maryland Heights, three
miles from Harper's Ferry. Smith, as
be called himself, told Mr.. Fiery that he
had been suffering from the extreme cold
of the climate and had determined to 10
cate in the south and he had called on
Mr.. Fiery to purchase from him the
Kennedy farm. He believed there were
valuable minerals in the mountain, he
said. Mr.. Fiery told him that he could
not sell the farm until the court passed a
decree, 80 he rented the place paying the
first quarters rent in advance. He paid
this bill, as he afterwards did all his bills,
in gold, saying he was stranger and
wished to pay as he went and pay in good
money. Several times Mr.. Fiery had oc-
casiou to visit his strange tenant. Upon
one occasion he observed and remarked
upon the tameness and gentleness Of the
cattle. Brown replied that wherever he
lived he had everything around him to
love him. Upon another occasion man
brought him some cattle TO sell him.
Before Brown would negotiate at all he
went into the house and had prayer.
He said he made tia rule never TO enter
upon any business transaction without
first praying. Later on, upon visiting
the farm, Mr.. Fiery saw a large number ol
draw knives and asked what he proposed
to do with them. Brown said he had
been IN Chambersburg and saw them
very cheap, and bought them know
ing that when he began his mining
operations he would need them to make
pick handles. It was discovered after
wards that at this very time he had me1
at work with draw knives making tbs
handles TO the pixies that were to be USED
to arm the negroes in the HarPer's Ferrl
insurrection. Altogether Brown impress
ed Mr.. Fiery Is being "the mildest man
nered man that ever cut q purse. '-HG
/ gerst0,rn U1iL
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06
POETR Z.
SUGGESTED BIZ 1.-THE CESTU.. Ys''
PICTURE OF STOSEW4LL
J4CKSOS'S CAP.

Only ! BIT Of Confederate gray
Souvenir OF bitter fray.
Only = token stained with dist
Dust and blood and battle rust
Only 4 relic Scared and din
Tenderiy treasured because Of hiH-
War hath staid its crimson tide,
Gentle Peace her tears hath dried
Yet viii patient Memory show
Now and then j tinge OF woe.
And the few who i've 70 tell
OF the day when Jackson fell
Proudly they recall the fame
OF the bravest Of his name
Loyal still IN thought and prayer
To the Chief they worshiPped there
Time nor toll can efface
From their faithful hearts trace
OF their lOve-'sis rooted deep
Where his deeds, his valOr sleep
These the men who fought and bled,
Bindly followed where be led
Nothing recx'd Of battles chance
Only knew the word Advance
These the heroes, homesPun-clad
Each one Of them "St0newalls' ladl
Who on Appomattox day
Grounded arms and came away
Ref Of Leader-banners fUrId
SICK u ltiEb WIKI - tur NlAlA-
All, It's here they show d their mold
Nerves Of steel and hearts Of gold
Only faltered for an hour
But 70 grasp their manhood 5 dover
And beneath the azure dome
Remnants Of the hearth, the home
Calm survey i with yelling tears
Born of mingiing hopes and fears
Fields were yet in crimson drench.d-
Women ) hands despairing clench' q;
Wars receding. angry tide
Left its havoc far and wide.
And your heroes, fly styled,
Order brought from chaos Wild.
Reared their homes and titled the fields
Utilized their swords and shields
Gave this Valley back It's life
All for COP, and home, and wife
Reader, but one moment more
Let me tell you whence the store
OF the faith and courage grand
That reclaimed this Valley land
GoD the heroes efforts blest-
JacSsou's memory did the rest.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06

The remarks Of men in relation 70 the
women who have consented 10 marry
them are often more self betraying than
the speakers can possibly realize; and Of
ten too, they might constitute fair ground
for breaking the engagement Mr.. A.
was engaged to one lady and 4 short tine
before the day set for the welding her
sudden death disappointed bis hopes. A
second lady 10 whom he vas engaged jilt-
ed him cruelty. he is now er gagged for
q third tine, and recently friend to
whom he presented bis fancee said
''You are going TO marry Miss y are
you not q Yes" he replied, Il hope 30
bat you know I've had beastly luck IL
women, and I can't tell what vii happen
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06
HERE AND THERE.

Parsons, ore Of The condemned anarch-
ists in Chicago is /. brother of W. II. Par
SOUS Of Norfolk-the ex-Confed cavalry
man.
It may sound funny thar the king Of
Spain is juss cutting his teeth, but future
presidents Of the United States are just now
il the same plight.
NO. said the bride to her father, "there
is no need of you going with ne to the al
tar. prefer going without you I've been
great firt, you know, and dom. wan,
yOa to give re away.'
Doetor-I guess it yaint 80 serious, aunty,
wid little care I reckon De ole nan II pull
through al right. AGniy-Thank heaben,
doctor. vas aWfu! skeered, kase dar warn,
3 cent in De house TO to buy eauey mourn
in wid.
The platform Mass. Democratic State con-
ventioa held at Worcester heartily COM
mends the Administrator, favors tariff re-
vision IS against free trade. applying inter-
nal revenue receipts to war burdens and re-
striction Of immigration.
Papa-~why 50 Peasive, ny daughterl"
Eioise-@Jack Burlington has just return
ed all my note. and everything between us
Is ended"
Papa-"Quite coincidence, ny dear.
One Of bis vas returned TO ne this morn
ins-Protes;ed.7
One Of the most tickle husbands on record
/. the one who had bis first wife cremaied.
affectiona.ely placing her ashes in al urn.
One day, seeing hi. second wife approach
Ing, be rushed for the Urn and threw the
ashes Of wife No. on the slippery stooP,
50 that wife No. would not break her neck.
Johnny labori0usly lugged pail into the
parIor where the family we're assembled,
and asked his maternal grandm0ther to
kick it, "Why should kick it, Johnnyi"
grandmother inquired in anazemeat- Just
10 amuse papa, said Johnny. ~He said
he would give ten dollar. any timo to see
you kick the bucket"
The most epigrammatic remark upon
modern fashion in dress that have heard
is accredited 10 Mrs. Kelley, rho .aii re-
Gently: "Whea I vas 4 girl. We used 70
have our dresses buttoncd up % our uecks,
and one button on our gloves but now
they have their gloves up 70 their necks,
and one button on their dress"
ITS all hambug 10 talk To- me Of the
benefit Of advertising, said the sour-loot-
ing man Il spent sl75 last year in adver-
tising, aud was closed -sst b. the sheriff
in January. The money wa- wasted, sir
every cent Of It. Advertising Is % good"
"What papers did you advertise inf" in
quired a sympathizing bystandsr
"What papers2 Thunder. didn't use
any papers. had my advertisements
painted on fence boards"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06

A gentleman residing in the suburbs
Of Albany was recently called TO the door
by ragged urchin who said: Some boys
have been stealing your pears, mister l
wanted some but wouldn't steal, 20 1
thought l would ask you to give ne &
few" Struck by the boys honesty, the
gentleman gave him 4 eapful Of pears,
but directed the gardner to follow him.
The man did 50 and reported that the
boy ran around the corner where ne
found two Of his COMPANIONS who we're
dividing the stolen pears, and adding his
own supply to theirs, exclaimed, He bit
Ike 4 sucker, boys
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06

Il vas in Sabine county, Texas, few
years before the late var. Judge R
wa holding court On the second f0or II
a building. On the first soor a gambling
bank was IN fall blast, and the players
annoyed the cogrt very much by their
wrsngiing. After several inefeetual At
tempts BY the officer Of TIE court to en-
force order the Judge left his bench, en-
tered the gambling room and took hand
IN the game An hour later be re-enter-
ed the court room and, throwing I small
sack Of money On his desk. placidly re-
marked This c0urt has got 70 haze Or
der, and In going % have Il even II I
have % bust the bank again every
day The court had strict order during
the remainder Of the session.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06

The celebrated physician Rieord, was
one day walking along the Boulevard in
Paris, when he met an oil gentleman
who was very rich, but who was FL the
same time noted for his extreme stingi-
ues=. The old man who was somewhat
Of a hypoehondriac, imagined that be
could get some medical advice from Ri
cord without pairing fr it. Doctor, !
am feeling verf poorly" Where do you
suffer most?7 "In my stomach, Doc
tor" "Ah, that's BAD. Please shut your
eyes. That's right. Now pat out your
tongue, so I can examine it closely" The
invalid did a. be was told. After he had
waited patiently for about ten minutes,
he opened bis eyes, and found himself
surrounded By crowd, who supposed
that he was crazy. DR.. Ricord, in the
meantime had disappeared.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1887-10-06

Omaha Man-What's the matter With
your head2
Rowan county, Ky-, Man-Bgllss hole
IN It. Ny boy did Il.
" How did such n accident h,PPen =
Accident: licked hin one day and be
shot me the next Just tell you that boz
Of mine is i chip OF the old block"