New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-09
THE Talk or the DAY.

The result of tho city elections In Massachusetts y
disappointing the friends OF no lcehsc OF seven
teen cities voting, only nnc refused to License The
loom These cities are Maiden Cambridge, Broelton.
Newton Northampton, someryilie, Ftchbu. &, ses,
and Lawrcnco.
Tho Circulation liar Omaha Publisher: What IS
the circulation Of onr paper now
Circulation LiaI-l5.OUU
Well | Ordeic on anOi her qulre today
All right l IL mao Il II Oou -uirC..n Jou nal
The cultured Muswumps who edit 81 he Waterbury
American WRONG in saying hat william {. Pine,
Of this city, IS Well to- clcrsy an" lis : lot oven
an III fed clergyman but Yer! vigorous AMI wide
aw AXE ayman
The Prohibition party a present organized IS n
capable Uf dealing Hlth dny OK The great Issues HOW
engaging the pELic mind nth Ic'cTrE. 10 the inIS-
trial interests OF tho country the NcA"d questions Oe
tween this country and Grea' Britain he subject ~
puic impro' omcns, oI, IN tact, any OF The questions
To be considered and pas ed upon ~ "a poOl.os rep
resent all, e. II Cong ess.-lDet OIL Tribune
1t lille Boston girl who whom asked to dc1na
faith, rupliod 1t IS believing what you know .su's
true'
Miss Dudley, of Canton, passed through the city
Wednesday, route 5!rmln .haii. wIcro sac sO.s
10 1tcI AIDES ,tauranL AL who otof 9 a VI IS
DGC,oy's establishment In This city. whore Ia T. rolls
were perfect passionate poem, the ~ han dIclI
u delight, and the ba ed goose Gmpsr Oi Parad 30
val iee shre Aai both succe>, ana cus ,n~is u c0as
10 her Ia Eirnins!dl.- JAG son (MissJ SWORD aad
shield
Muct interest IS felt in Florida IA cglr! the sub
Tropical Expos ton which VIII Lc Ia ia jack ,onye,
from January 10 May.
Cess b.sses bnt ducks qnacls. and wen Eranby,
that's tho paDy, - panic Ia his zap he hoIlcs. Du lie
ion loals HE distant thAnacr ana n.aAcs the weldon
wiring!
Uncle Ned. witch has ben In Injy, and cvry We're. lie
saws one nile Hon Come Cat OF the woods and went
to MS corel or TO cat h' ea'ue Uncle ned h 90 up
aud looked In The CtTlel tira "A ctp. tfe Ion snods
hi> teeth, and Uncc Ned sell he Id OF TIA nlls am
dentist bur haven't no time for 10 tend 10 him lie
s'hh ior me non ih'ncr iof To qIlaI him with his l.
tJohnnys opposition I'm san I auciscO Exam ncr.
cores oHden, wants Is kgow who R.mescs II % 49,
lie was one of the greatest kings of Egypt and tho
supposed sosostrs. lie . also supposed to be tho
Pharaoh who oppressed tho sraetcs md the Ia her Of
Mcnerhiha the Pharaoh Of the Exodus.
81 beg yonr psrion. SIR" said young minister TO
geh'ieman whom he met ON tho street, but there
lhc person .d.iIe>sed ppcd out his han'' c.chet
asicd. Be j. IL gone -
The Young Gle Eyman looked at him ssdy for a min
those unfortunate Individual, who cannot sec Re ro,nt
OF sermon unrii is hammered in with a nj nthy~-
Huntington Free Press.
IN English paper IS responsible for tho following.
GERMAN ARMY.
Number of rro' rs, 42S. lO4; cost, sls.s o.OoO
Ficld MarShais Count Molc and tho Crown
Prince
- Generals.
20 Lieutenant Generals.
IL Major Generals
90 Colonels.
90 Lieut. onant Colonies
005 Majors
BRITISH ARMY.
Number of roois, rs OOOi cost, sIs.a 3e 600
@ Field MarShas.
II Generals.
Ia Lent nart-Gencr.A
1-3 Major Generals
500 Colonies.
40 IAeatcnant Colonola
Lilo Majors.
400 brohcn windcd tn-pot WOODEN legged, or other
wise useless haltpay Generals
Not long ago a Crawford County man had his d6s
assessed ard aiterwIrd paid tax HIM. tn, dog
got among his owners Shecp one night recently aui
killed some Of thrm The man reasoned to himself
thus " | paid TAX on that dog and had right 10
keep him. If h. had killed some other man, -hoep
the county would have paid for them. He killed
mine why shouldn' tho county pay n,e - 20
sonirg, th' farmer went ont and Shot the dog. and
then pres Ntcd The hi To the commlss oucIS conn
promise was elected, Meadyille tI'esnl Tribune
palousr Is a new town IN Oregon, with only d
hundred II hanuant, but already la three dry go'i
stores drug ,to q, two hardware stores. millinery
tbr~e implement and rlarhnr >turr> harness and sd
derry stoIr livery ablcs ho'cl r"siau ant aud
lodging house. barber shop. meat market Two bitoS
smith shops wagon shOp. cicy hall, furniture st'e'
TWO printing Offices. saloons. TWO law Ole IS land
couuany'> ,fcc sash aud door factory brewery, r.
estate Office sawmils. posfofce. variety st'rh
photograph gallery, iowelry store and ono WASH houSa
4, ,vorace Tai'road--C ondrctor-Grub Stlon.
Five minutes for dinner! Hold on wore h'' h'hu'o'
"'' Iialf Mi Further On-Passcnscr-What are We
waiting here Tor - 81,
conductor Waiting FOR the MP train
g. rs a lcarfuly long stop ,,
" Vas that trains grlciay honr la'c.-lomahs
world.