Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-01-17
BRIGHT BIS.

AT euchre party recently an Illinois wo-
man won "a splendid motto Of Nearer NJ
God TO Thee "--te7o Y,,E I,t6tAe.
\ MASSACHUSETTS NAN caulht pickerel
through he zee With a geu,' mans gold rca Z
pn fastened IN its JAWS. Winch shows that
the dudes are not all on land,-BHrtIhgtpH
free P,eSs.
WHEN woman gets on street car and
spread cut her kris So that she occupies :wo
eat you en- make up your mind that her
husband always Is on the edge Of his char
ant says''l e., m'm," No, MN" ~ her
Ne1o II osa Ne1cs.
OLD GENTLEMAN walking very carefully
-Ha 10. nub! Fl H. tine sort OF snow covers
az the ice 20 that you car It see II, doesn't /?
Small Boy th"ldlug on % the fence Y ou're
right, Od man; but you feel 1t just as much
when you slip town. dceH CHsen
THE sense of Superiority occasionally dcvel-
opes very car Y. and ia-ts a long time. The
other da' 6-year-rld was playing with s.
~ ar-cld, when "A difference IF opinion aro-e
concerning some tri hc. Al last G-ye4r- I'D
settled tine matter by -avlnG to sly ar-old:
guess | ought to know, I've teen In tie
world good deal longer han you have."-St.
i 10 ny Messenger.
TIE economical analogue maker who thus
set uown two titles:
Mill on the Floss.
ito Pc itical Economy,
has a sitter VINO teepa universal SCRAP book
in o when every ming gees, but which Is care
ing, as WlJue~s.
Patu, AGChna.
do. o ster -.Gost,q transcript.
Oh PBILANTHROPIsT.-I under stand,
my dear sir. tina. you have presented all your
drivers win OVercOat,. hope they are good.
warm ones.
Coal Deaer-Indeed they are; made Of The
heaviest goods IN the market and weigh ed
tn me at 10 keep them rom blowing. They
WelRii 100 pounds apiece.
MY! My! How can they sand them?"
'they don't stand; they never leave the
carr. YOU know.'-O"ahd Wo"jd.
JAMES, said a grocer to his clerk. ''you
mustn't say lacy to The women Customers
any more; they don't Ike the Term"
'All right, SIR" repli James; and pres
emil Mrs. " a. back came in.
want PhliHdelphla dry-picked cod
fish," she said. an thr, e bars f soap"
Yes. woman. resp ouded James. 'Where'u
you have I'm sentf'
"DOn'l 70 - Ian M, you Young snapper
head., SAD Mrs. was bacA, e'elng MIN WI h
Il g aver. I'm lady, and dou't you iorget
IT," and she hounced Ou,,-., eao York. Sun.
OEevery politicians head
bonnet you may see;
And every bonnet it is said,
is sure TO have a bee.
Indeed, some bonnefs have become
ANe'y hive of bees;
And YOU can hear ther busy hum
AT any time, with ease.
The presidential bee doth buzz
The lOudesG of the Tot;
And buzzlng is not all IL does
Its sting Is ne'er forgot.
-C"tWm6us Dispatch.
GRIEF.-A gentleman accosts lady dressed
in deep mourning: 80. dear madam YOU are
a widow" ALAS, yes! for the past three
weeks. 1t was melancholy &C ldent that
| deprived me of husband Of whom / never
| had The slightest cause to complain" An
| acc dent?' I'VE were on the way to Batig-
| nolles. A dray ran into our bus on the
| Boulevard de Clchy; a wheel came of, and,
as my nusha and we're on top, we were
thrown heavily 10 the ground" Great
heaveusm when they picked US up my DO Jr
| hua,and was no more. for me- didn't re-
| ceive scratch. but my pretty watch was
| bros en- into thousand pieces" Dear me ~
And mad ONLY had IL w-w-w-week"
sobOed the young widow.-Td- Bits.