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rs good, though"
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-Cucumbers, college graduates and
other green things are now plentiful.
-Magistrate-Did the prisoner make a
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AS translation of our word tramp" it
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1t is a melancholy fact that the brilliant
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The VOTE OF NEVADA.

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There Ia no authority of law for a tunnel
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29

ticipate. When the quadrilie is over the
Prophets disperse gradually, some of them
remaining on the floor until a late hour.
The dancing is kept up by their guests
until 3 O'Clock.
The Yelled Prophets organization was
formed in 1878 in part imitation of the
"Mystick Krewe" Of New Orleans and
similar organizations In other southern
cities. 1t is secret institution, but, as far
as is known, it's membership includes all
the wealthiest and most prominent bust
ness men in the city. These gentlemen
contribute about $40, 900 every year to the
organization, realizing a return in the
pleasure they and their friends derive
from the entertainment and in the increase
in business and wealth which necessarily
follows the gathering of so many thousand
people as visitors to st. Louis for the pur-
pose of witnessing the pageant. These
gentlemen, it is understood, disguise them
selves in various costumes and take
part in the moving tableaux on the
street, afterward participating in the
ball. The street pageant Ia free to all
The ball is free, too but it is free only to
those who have received invitations from
the Prophets. AS invitations are obtain
able only through members of the organ
ization and as its membership is a pro-
found secret, 1t is not an easy thing for
those who have not been voluntarily
favored to obtain tickets. This year there
will be fewer tickets for distribution
among the people Of St. Louis than there
have been before, because the visit of
President Cleveland and his wife will
bring to the city an enormous influx Of
visitors and the strangers must be cared
prnnhntc
special reception for the president and his
party, and the hall will be decorated with
special designs in their honor.
The subjects chosen for illustration in
past years have very nearly exhausted the
supply. There are twenty-five floats in
the procession each year. and it is difficult
TO ma an interesting subject which will
furnish Twenty-Five tableaux. The
Prophets" illustrated one year the arts
and sciences showing the progress of the
world in the past century. Another year
the arabian Nights fables were
illustrated. One year scenes from
the plays OF the immortal
Shakespeare were reproduced. Last
season scenes from American history were
presented. This year the subject an
nounced Is Bible history, and the scenes
presented will be chosen from subjects in
the Old Testament They will include
the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the
Garden OF Eden, the killing of Abel by
his brother Cain, Abraham's offer of his
son Isaac on the altar, Samsons betrayal
by Delilah, the visit of the Queen Of
Sheba to Solomon, scenes in the life of
Joseph, Moses on Mount Sinai and many
other scenes-in all twenty-one tableaux
which, with the float of the grand oracle,
will make the pageant consist of twenty
two floats.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29
THE YELLED PROPHETS.
THE TENTH ANNUAL PAGEANT TO
BE HELD AT ST. LOUIS.

Something About the Regular Annual
Spectacle of the City on the Missouri.
What the Programme Has Been In Past
Years-This Years Programme.
On the night of Tuesday, Oct 4, the
mysterious order of Yelled Prophets will
give at st. Louis what the herald of the
order Is pleased to proclaim its grand
nocturnal pageant and ball" The Yelled
Prophets and their pageant are among the
standard attractions Of st. Louis during
the autumn. This year they celebrate
their tenth anniversary with parade
which it is promised will exceed in mag
nificence anything they have hereto
fore presented. The Yelled, Prophets
pageant consists of a series of FLOATS" or
moving stages on which are arranged
interesting tableaux. Each float is drawn
by four horses, covered by long blankets
on which are embroidered the letters ''V
p, led by four mysterious individuals,
cloaked and masked Each is brilliantly
illumined by the colored fire from dozens
of torches borne by attendants on either
side. At intervals along the line Of the
procession are bands Of music. IN front
of each float is carried banner bearing
the number Of the float and the subject of
the tableau on it. At the head Of the
column rides platoon of police The
scene on the streets during the passage of
the pageant is strange and extremely inter-
esting Along the line of march the streets
are brilliantly illuminated. Long waving
lines of fire on either side render the scene
almost as bright as day. At short intervals
arches Of colored fire span the street. while
special designs Of flaming gas jets cover
the fronts Of business houses and from
convenient points there are private dis
plays of pyrotechnics The street is
packed almost to suffocatlon with slow
moving humanity, while every side street
Is blocked with carriages and wagons used
as temporary reviewing stands. In front
Of the larger buildings crowds of men,
women and children fill temporary stands,
while from every window above projects
q long ledge, well rallied and provided
with chairs for the sightseers, The roofs
OF the building are covered with people,
and the telegraph poles bear human fruit.
As the brilliant procession moves along,
the sea OF humanity parts before it and
closes in again behind the last float.
Handkerchiefs are waved from open win
dows to the characters on the floats, who
respond to the salute with some charac-
teristic gesture; flowers are scattered be-
fore the procession, and the crowd yells
itself hoarse in Its appreciation of the dis
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29
w. T. RILEY,
CRoY STREET, HALEY, IDAHO
TREASURES NOTICE.

The following warrants will be paid presentation money
received from the sale of A'uras County Funding Bonds
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29

receive no pay and that they could resign
whenever they pleased. The count re-
turned to Europe in 1862, having received
the warmest praise for the part he took in
the war. In 1864 he married his cousin,
u daughter Of the Duke de Montpenser.
In 1871 the count was admitted as
member of the National assembly at Ver-
sailes, under NJ. Theirs, president of thu
French republic. In 1879 the assembly
voted the restitution of the property Of
his family, the family Of Orleans, and ON
Aug. the count had his celebrated inter-
view with the Count of Chambord, whom
he acknowledged as the head Of the royal
house of France.
The count is the author of several other
remarkable papers. In 1879 he published
an article which was translated under the
heading of The Trades Unions of Eng
land, and which attracted considera BILE
attention mt the time, He is also tho
author of "A History Of the Civil War in
America -
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29

James Smith, another Of the signers,
was one of Works most distinguished cit
Tens, and Thomas Hartly, the first mem
Der Of congress from York county, lived
here in fine style. The first locomotive
ever built in America was built In York
by Phineas Davis, n resident, and the en-
CINE was first used upon the Baltimore
and Susquohanna railroad. The quaint
aspect Of the old town, with its comfort
able low houses Of stone and brick, has
changed and the advent of the railroads
has brought to it the roar of modern civil.
ization.
The cut shows the old court house in
which the continental congress held its
sessions in York.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29
A QUAINT OLD TOWN.

Where the Articles of Confederation
Were First Adopted.
They are holding centennial in York,
Pa, this year The town was settled in
1929 by the Germans, and there the CONT
neutal congress adjourned from Philatlel-
phia in September, 1887, to June, 1888.
1t was incorporated in 1887. But it is
chiefly noted as the town where the
articles of confederation We're signed,
on the 18th of November, 1777 Dur
ing the first session of the continental
congress here occurred the resignation
OF JOIN Hancock and the death Of
Philip Livingstone, one Of the immortal
signers Of the Declaration Of Independence.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29
CURES ALI. EiIlMlRS
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29
HE BELIEVES IN MONARCHY.
The Count of Paris and His Remark.
able Manifesto.

The Count of Paris, who Is the recog-
nized head CT tho royal house Of France
and the successor of the Count Of Cham
bord, is again brought into rrominence.by
the remarkable manifesto he has recently
published, in which he appeals to the Mon
archists and urges them to establish a
monarchy. The Count Of Paris will be
remembered on this side Of the Atlantic
by the action he took in the late wnr.
When he was 33 years bid, in 1861,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29

Something About the Regular Annual
Spectacle of the City on the Missouri.
What the Programme Has Been In Past
Years-This Years Programme.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29

he came over to
America with his
brother and the
Prince de Join
vile. The party
was very cordially
greeted at Wash
ington, and the
count and his
brother entered
the Federal SER
vice under Gen.
Mcclellan, with
the rank Of cap
taius of volun-
teers, STIMULATING
that they Should
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1887-09-29
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-09-27

THEIR PLAN OF CAMPAIGN WHICH THEY WILL vfG0R-
OCSLY PUSH.
The Chicago newspapers consider the most i'm
portant result OF the recent Socialist convention
at Buffalo was the amalgamation OF the interna-
tionalsts aud socialists. The Chicago Reds are
1ublant and predict that great work will be accom-
plished In the next two years socialist leader
Is reported yesterday as making the following
statement regarding the situation: The interna-
tonalstS, under the leadership OF Burnette G,
Haskell, OF Denver formerly OF San Francisco have
for years steadily opposed all the work and meth
the only method by which the present social sys-
tenn could be Overthrown was by force The CON-
ing revolution was all that they thought about,
and their work consisted wholly in making pre-,
paratlon for that great event. Their greatest
strength is on the Pacific coast aud Denver, and
1t Is peculiar fact that they are Americans al
most to q man.
The socialist labor party is organized for the
purpose OF bringing about socialism but by differ
ent methods from those advocated by Haskell and
his followers. Our plan is education ana political
action, Doth OF which have until recently been
Sneezed at by the revOlutiOniStS childS play and
milk-and-water policy. They have changed their
opinions OF late however, and are now about to
join the socialist labor party and abandon their
former organization. Our headquarters have been
located in New York city. Tie first thing that
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gilsn daily paper In every large city in the United
States These papers Will form a press associa-
ton OF their own. Our plan or campaign from
now on will be education. The money that has
been spent IN the past on politics will after this be
deVoteu 10 soc1allstlc literature. We shall Hood
the country with books and pamphlets Social
ism Will De proclaimed openly and above board, and
not disguised under the name OF progressive la
bar party, united labor party and similar desig-
nations. congress will be held every two years
until our congress shall superSede the one that
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-09-27
An Ill.Matcheil Pair.

MISS NASH DOES ALL THE COUNTING AND REPENTS
THAT SHE WON AN OLD MAN.
Reading, Pa, special to the Philadelphia
Press, september "a, says: John Kirby, who is
about seventy years OF age and worth over $50 OOO
support his wife. He is retired farmer prOmi-
nent In the Baptist Church, and occupies q COM
Portable home on 4Lh street. Mrs. Kirby'S maiden
name was Miss Anna Nash, OF Amherst, Mass,
and they were married alter d very brief acQalnt-
ance. She is d tall, dignitied, peasant-spOken
woman, OF upward Of thirty years OF age, and
possessing culture and refinement. Complainant
told the court That she had been married To Kirby
on April IL last. ''On July 20" she continued, 81
left him. l did so because my lie had become
burdensome. His jealousies, his humiliattng
in the extreme. His indlgniuleS became intOler-
able felt the Injustice OF his cold life, and left
hin. nave never had any money from him.
except what he dealt out in very small drlbets |"
care you willing to live with your husband?"
Was asked.
speak OF are removed" she replied Her counsel
offered to snow by letters which Mrs Kirby
carried what her husband nad promised before
marriage. His counsel retdiated by threatening
to read another bundle OF letters written to KirDy
when she Was Miss Nasn. Judge ErmenUrOut
wouldn't listen TO anything OF the sort, because it
would have taken several hours to read them
Charge by Inc lawyers. III one VI them Miss Nash
complained OF Mr.. k1rby's reserved demeanOr and
that she mad to do all the counting. Ktrby'S
counsel wanted to prove that Mrs. Kirby would be
satisfied Win nothing until she got hold OF OF
his money, but tnS Was not allowed. Judge
recenciled A large crowd enjoyed the novel pro-
ceeulngS,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-09-27
A kuklux Outrage.

MAN SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN MURDERED By AN
ORGANIZED GANG.
telegram to the New York Herald from
Atlanta, Ga, september 25, says: Kukluxing is
not an extinct practice in the South. A case is
reported from Abbeville, s. c., which occurred
few nights since. body of masked men assem-
bled at lonely place, called GOrday's Mills and
organized a kuklux party for the purpose OF
numbering man named William Griffin, who had
in some way provoked one OF the men beyond an
apology. 1t was midnight when they set out on
their numerous jOurney, and reaching q point
near the nome OF their intended victim one OF the
band, named Rainy, was ordered forward To re-
connoiter. Being personal friend OF Griffin he
visited his home with all despatch and advised
him to leave at once. Then he returned to his
comrades and reported the presence OF Griffin. At
this announcement they put their spurs TO their
horses, and galloping up TO the place opened fire
at once. Grlf1ln nau In the meanwhile taken re-
fuge In the woods, leaving his family behind. His
wife and children, when the bullets began crash
Ing through doors and windows, fed TO the home
OF MrseJoseph Rainy. Inc noise OF the shots
awakened the neighborhood, and soon party Of
neighbors, armed With guns and revolvers, started
Tor the scene. When they arrived there both
Griffin and the assaiants were missing. The town
Is aroused, and demand of the known members OF
the kuklux the return OF Griffin. He Is supposed
TO nave been found and murdered and his body
concealed In the underbrush In the woods.