The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1887-03-24

YOU CAN.

| You can take printing press 10 pieces, q
| move II cut en- masse
You can huy the old "shenang," and turn III
| SIfrltg out to grass,
You can start another papcr-a "daisy" swe,
| and fair,
You can call It worth "ten thousand" with
| quiet business" air,
| You CAN'T,
| You can't put that press together-don't kno,
enough, trow,
You can't light your old "shebangn--it "wasn
| built that way" you know.
You can't make folks take your "daisy," ii yo
try Il thousand years,
You can't make silken purse out of npsy .nor
sy ears,
We again invite the attention of it
friends and the public to the genera
appearance of this paper, which indi
Gates good health and vigor, 1t ism
illed up with tlsh-water and nj
grease floating on top. Yet two o
three would-be-distinguished fellows
out of town, and two or three of thei
contemplate strikers, in town, ar,
trying to move heaven and earth t
suppress it, "at any cost" Luckily
for us, these fellows haven't anything
to do with heaven, and don't own the
earth, so we are going right along
subscription price one dollar.
Notable sayings OF notable men.
"Don't give up the ship"-Capt,
Lawrence.
Ten dollars =. Winchester.
"Give me liberty or give me death
John Adams.
"Weigh this pitchfork" -Dr.--
"Be sure your right then 90 ahead
Dave Crockett.
"We mean business" Sher-
if, j. W. Melendv. This was
said upon the trying occasion of at
taching part of a half sheet edition
of the SIFrER-worth about Is cents.
"We'll have his house before next
fall'-M. II. Goddard, sometimes
called "mouth Almighty" not be-
cause his mouth is large, but for the
reason that when he opens it he
usually lets his insides out, The a.
bove remark was recently made on
board railway train while between
+. Mallingford and Ludlow, and
had reference to- house owned by
the Sitter editors wife.
My last leap. Sam Patch.
"Some things that we are not very
proud of. &C. IL. Davenport, noted
for his purity of character, but not
over and above bright.
i 0 OOI o.
0 0 0-Lieut Gov. Levi Fuller.
II don't waste powder on chip
hunks. j. l.. Martin.
"Boy, boys, hadn't you better let
us alone. SITTER John.
c. A. Whitman, recently of this
place, seems to be, already, fairly
settled in his jewely store at Adams,
Mass. He is out with neat circu-
lar and a generous advertisement in
his local paper, which speaks well for
his enterprise and business prospects,
as no man deserves or can long re.
tain business who does not patronize
the advertising columns of his local
paper. We clip the following COM
plimentary notice from the Man
chester Journal:
Mr. Chas Whitman, who has spent the past
winter with his brother-in-law, w. A. Adams,
perfecting himself in the trade of jeweer, has
bought out firm in Adams, Mass, and will start
in business for himself in that town very soon
Mr.. Whitman is a good mechanic and a nice fel
low and we commend him to the citizens of that
enterprising village who wish anything in his
line of trade.
Mr.. Whitman is a native and a
life long resident of this place. We
congratulate Adams in securing him
as a citizen. He is not only a thor
ough mechanic and fully posted up in
his business, but is a gentleman
whose word is his bond-and a good
one at that-and is an acquisition to
any place. We extend him our best
wishes for his success.
c. p. ellison, the large horse deal
er of West Chesterfield, n. H., who
has an advertisement in another col.
umn, IS building an addltlOn TO MS
horse barn which will give him &C
commodations for so horses.
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Ayers Cherry Pectoral will stop thu
cough, allay the inflammation, anC
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