The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-12-31
puNoEnr PARAGRAPHS.
No mnn fails who dies trying.

No mnn fails who dies trying.
Life Is short day, but 1t is work.
ing day. - Hannah kcre.
1t is far better to educate persons
to keep out of sin than to convert them
out
On. the elevated situations of for
tune, the great calamitlcs Of Me chiefly
fall. ....-.--.. ...-..-....-... ....-..,..-
Talents are best matured in soli-
tuie, character Isl best f6Ihioti in the
stormy billows' OF the world. a Anony-
nous
There iso one thing that is always
in advance Of the public demand. and
thai is tho price Of coal.--Detroj Free
Press.a .tNtt.., ssa3
The derd elephant Alice was dis
sected Mt Hartford and 300 pennies
found in her stomach. 1t Is believed
she had started q monument fund.-
Omaha Beeso y ilt.friI
Presence of mind is all wefl enough
in some cases. but when sinan finds
himself in danger Of freezing to death
he shouldn't try to keep too COOL
Epoch. sga ta -
E'I'ln goin' to leave, muln!' '''What
forp am sure have done all the
work myself, in order to keep girl"
swell, mum. tlrer work 81 not done to
suit me!''-Pmcb.
Milton was asked if he intended to
instruct his daughters in tile different
languages-to which he replied. mo.
sir, one tongue is sufficient for a
woman. n.-Salen STANDARD.
Women are abothersome creatures
sometimes and cause us no end Of
trouble. but after all. what would we
men do If we hadn't somebody to whom
we can attribute all our faultsp
Knowledge which Came too Latte
imagined Maria had thousands
Laid UP in strong vaults:
welded and find she has millions
/ DUB OF i'I'iAe''ll'.'S) I'iAe''ll'.'S 8ss9 ri hllssis,s nu.
-Inquisilive people are the tunnels
CT conversations: they do not take in
any thing for their own use, but merely
to pass 1t to another. .--Stecle. e.@SN
sr-M Mistress why, Mary, / told you
to make up my room an hour-ago, and
here it is in terrible disorder Mary
--"Yis mum, an did make it up; but
the master came in to put on a clane
collar, mum, and he lost tho button. -
Epoch. SsSw
Voice (from under sofa)-"From
this time forth, l shall cease to call you
wife; you have beaten me shamefully.
and have still enough of the spirit of
u man left within me to remain here
until you apologize for your conduct "
Judge.
lgI Paris l,as taken upa the crusade
against the high hat at the theater and
"a .bas les chapeaux'l is heard on every
hand. .--Erchangc. This is q bas les fab
rication. There ufe women who could
not enjoy play AZ q athcater if they did
| not have high hats on their heads, and
such women are going to wear high
hats when and where they please. N
o. Picayune. as %.5scsss
-"You must remember, my daugh-
ter, you are onlyya little girl. can't
think OF. letting you wear long dresses
yet..''a "But. mamma, u am nlast tall as
you are" rs that possibleP" ''Then
measure. ~. ''Szre enough, my. child,
you are. How foritlinate! Now you
can, hang out, the washing just as well
MS T can.n 4Cshioago Ne,os.
The play WAS drawing to close,
and the bad man was Just about falling
to the earth transfixed BY the bullet of
the hero. The villain cast. wild look
over the, house, and cried, Hold! At
least let medic in peace. wait till the
suburbans who have trains to catch get
|oat! Grant me this my dying request"
1t was granted. Ten minutes later he
fell headlong, and expired in artistic
agony. Then the curtain fell, and the
house was emptied silently and with
many sob Of sympathy. = Boston
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