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The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

The bowl of a meerschaum pipe has
been left at this office for its owner.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Nearly every issue ola Helena paper
brings news of the sickness or death of
some of its prominent citizens. What's
the matter over there?
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

County Attorney Henry and family
visited Livingston during the holidays.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

ery, Rock and Rye, recommended
sicians for indigestion and rheu-
|m. Try it. Al Stevens 4 Co.'S
ede Billiard Parlors,
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Col. Carter's mill at Red Bluff was
started up on Friday last. We have been
unable to learn what success it has made
but presume that it is now running full
blast.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

\ West cigars, warranted pure HAY.
tobacco, of different sizes. All
Frs invited to give them a trial. Al
|eton's.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Judge ia Savage was over from Llv-
ingston last week, preparatory to taking
a trip east to visit his aged mother,
whom he has not seen for over twenty
wears.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

" NOM would enjoy your dinner
y Soo and are prevented by Dys-
Peepsia, use Ackers Dyspepsia Tablets.
Ihey are a positive cure for Dyspepsia, In
digestion, Flatulency and Constipation.
We guarantee them. ( rs and so cents,
W. NJ. Award druggist.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

creiveda new line of valises, hand
ell descriptions, sizes and colors,
Davis,
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

There will be a watch night service at
the M. E. church, Saturday, Dec. 81;
preaching to begin at Bpm. All are
cordially invited,
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

NoTfcE.-After Jan. l., 1888, our bust
ness in Bozeman will be carried on un-
der the name of Sebree, Ferris & White
Co., (same as Dillon, Mont. We will
carry a larger and more complete stock
of wagons and implements than ever be-
fore. We are here to stay and furnish
the dealers and ranchers of Montana the
best line of goods ever offered the trade.
Howard SEBREE.
f. d. ELLIS, Manager, Bozeman, Mont.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

b John Koch and get figures on
bills. He Is prepared to figure
Lown.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

best of fire stove wood; cut or un-
livered or not Mt II reasonable price
es' mill.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

lppcialty in new and popular style
at the Esler gallery, Lawson
pher.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

The band boys ball on Monday night
was a grand success in every respect.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28
NoN'N

NCN,A trife with any Throat or
Dos Lung Disease. If you have
4 Cough or Cold, or the children are
threatened with Group or Whooping Cough,
use Ackers English Remedy and prevent
further trouble. 1t is a positive cure
and We guarantee 1t. Price 10 and 5Oc
W. NJ. Award druggist.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Spieth Il Krug brought around their
annual Christmas present, in the shape
of a case of their famous beer.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

L. s. WILSON & Co. 1SSS.-Januarv
10Th closes our business year, and in &C
cordance with the spirit of the tin. es.
believing it to be for the best interests
of all, we shall on and after that date
maintain a Strictly Cash business.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

!. Boln is selling goods cheaper
Fany one else in town, for cash
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Dodsoh still leads with fine
and the best tobacco, both in stock
riccs
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Dodson's, at the sign of the big
n is the ace to go for smokers
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

A special revival meeting will begin
at the NJ. f. Church, Sunday, January |.
Rev. Raleigh, of Helena, will be present
during the week.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

ID orders for stove wood, lumber,
tyia telephone to o. p. Jones' mill.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

We understand that Mr.. Peter Koch
has about decided to accept a position
with the First National Bank of Helena.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

coats and caps just arrived at N. L.
A. Anything y1u wantin this line.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

~ Dodson has lately ..1een experim-
Z with several brands of cigars, and
keeps those that please his custom
fst. Drop into Pills place If you
a satisfactory smoke.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Hugo HofIbauer's place will be
attentive barkeepers and first-clas
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

<b's place is now Il of the contest
h atty. FIRST. elias liquors, wines and
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28
Here's the delightful way in which
Oyltaide writer's boom the rountry

Gallatin County.-The amonnt proluc-
Quartz mining is carried on extensively
at Cooke City, and quite an amount Of
bullion (%aggregating nearly a million
pounds) was shipped. Congress has
granted the charter for a railway about
to be built from Billings to Cooke City.
The above is from the Pioneer Press
recent "boom page" on Montana. Com
ment is unnecessary.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

fne photography go to Lawson
at once before the great rush COM
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

tnel hair underware ut N. L. Davis.
legant assortment Of the very best.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

NOTICE All parties knowing them
selves to be indebted to us, either by
note or book-accounts, will please call
and settle same. L. s. WILSON & Co.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

kmember that Jno. Koch is still SELL
ord wood in any length desired.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

A. LAMME & Co For 1SSS.--In order to
maintain the extremely low prices we
have established on all goods in our
various lines, on and after January 1.
1888. our terms will be strictly cash.
A. LAMME Co
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

! samples OF Lawson's photography
bet your face and form perpetuated.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Rev. Jacob Mills, presiding elder of
Bozeman district, preacshed at White
Sulphur Springs on Sunday morning and
evening,
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

ZEAL ESTATE DEALERs-The CHRos-
pl'ice has q full supply of contract
These blanks are different from
y use In this territory heretofore
re Just the things for real estate
rs who are listing property.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

to Hugo for a warm drink or a
class Havana cigar-at the Mint.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

od stock and workmanship at Frank
ms, opp. A. Lamme & Co.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Pme and see the old reliable Jake
bster, west of Greenhouses.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

We wish our readers n happy New
Year!
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

|rst class stove wood at Jones'
yered to any part of the city.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

u Bulin is selling for cash strictly
Reaper than anyone else.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28
VIM. Award, Druggist.

Wall Paper.-Phil. Dodson has lust re.
ceived a new invoice of Wall Paper of
the latest designs. Call on him and get
prices and see the new STYLES.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

hnk Griffin can make you the best
less in Bohemian. Come and see.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

line lot of Blankets Robes and Bell.
deceived at Frank Grifiins.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Fpe's drug store now keeps the
BAR In the market.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

\ fine domestic OF imported cigarsgt
Z Laclcde Billiard Parlors.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28
LOCAL NEWS.

Clean off your side walks.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

vCNSON s Blood A siiais
efranted. is because 1t is the best
Preparation known. II will posi-
cure all Blood Diseases. puriies the
system, and thoroughly builds up the
tuition. Remember, we guarantee 4.
Award, Druggist.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

We had white Christmas after all.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

The Bohemian Academy, advertise il
this issue.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

able city property fer sale, terms
Walter Cooper.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

OYSTERS, OYSTERS Jake Webster is
receiving daily, A. Booths select oysters:
NJ M\0M siyays h AYE
eoother at hand. It is the only safe
medicine yet made that will remove all
MANTLE disorders. It contains no Opium
case from pain. Price rs cents, Sold by
VIM. Award, Druggist.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

Akers, you get a choice cigar ct
ke's drug store.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28
BORN.

Near Bozeman, December 24th, 1887, to
Perry Linney and wife, a son.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

a good. solid handmade harness
Frank Griffin.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

it, Fruit, Fruit. Fruit, at California
at Dodson.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

10 B urUB BlUTH lot tHe DeSl
in town.
ID your orders to Frank Griffin for
! Blankets.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28
TIME TABLE.

NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

n those Z Crown figs and rasins at
6leton's,
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

GOING WEST.
| /, Limited, arr. 5:l0 a. m. dep. 5;l5 a. M.
|h, Passenger =" 1:55 !" 300 "
IL, Freight q" $50 " 900
GOING EAST.
., Limited, arr. 8:25 a. m. dep. $50 n. m.
n, Passenger " 500 &" 3" sos :"
hi, Freight " 2:45 3:l5
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28

kmember Frank Griffin, the harness
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1887-12-28
BUSINESS T

| kinds of nuts and fruits at Pendle-
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
CHARLES C. CvERsH1NER.

WOODLAND, CAL.-Your medicines
are selling better than any other shelf
goods, aud give satisfaction to uiI pur.
chasers The Cat.R- Cure is praised
very highly by all who have tried il, md
many Gust & have been greatly benefited
by its use when nll other remedies tried
have proved of no benefit.
Yours truly.
POND Il LAWSON.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPER.
TRANSPORTATION.

The subject of transportation is one
which so vitality affects the avoeation of
the producer, that it may be said that
the very existence Of IN industry IL
practically dependent on tie will of the
carrier. Especially is this the case in
the West where there is little competi-
tion ia transporting products to mar
ket. e.,
1t has been almost universally the
custom of great railways or combination
of railways to regulate their freight tar
III on given producer in accordance
with the value of the product and the
prosperity Of those engaged in produc-
ing it. This il done for the purpose of
pcrpetWtting the industry, self interest
actuating the carrier to be reasonable,
thas securing the patronage of the pro-
Queer for number of years ut a small
profit rather thun crush the industry in
single year by exncting enormous prof
it's for thet period. When wheut, corn
49, P'-oo III" i"'''
'Ns 'ueSe
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49,. - WIN '"'"
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:,o,..,.-,. $1,000 A' wa"
hr.;naa, ~. ';.,.;: -"
Co. vol p.'e
t",>~oa,''5 1',-' $780, 'no ~
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
CULTIVATION OF HOPS,

YubaR hop crop promises to be very
good this season. The vines about
Wheatl.nd are in capital condition.
lex.
1t seems singular that the experiment
OF eultivating hops for market has not
been made in this county, us tbs wei
known that the plant grows luxuriantIy
and produces nbundnntly wherever it IT,
propagatcd as Nn ornament, and there
IS no doubt that it could be nude u
means OF profitable employment to any
enc who would plant and properly cult
xate few acres in any locality where
tho land oan DO readily irrigated. This
climate il peculiarly favorable for the
production of the very best quality of
hops, as the almost entire absence of
rniE dnring the Summer eason IL favor.
able to the natural process Of loading
the cutkins, or female flowers, with
t~pninc, q yellow aromatic resin which
forinA the active principle of the plant.
1t III but reasonable to- suppose that
this substance will appear in much larg.
er quantities la plants grown in eli
mate almost free from rain than in To-
calities where frequent heavy showers
have the effect of washing this sub.
stance from the towers Renee we see
no good seasons why Nevada grown
hops should not command the highest
Rsioe IN the markets and their cultiva-
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21

CHICO, CALL have had the catarrh
for five years, and conld hardly talk
plain; could not breathe through my
nostrils. Your California CATH. Cnre
has cleansed out my head, and can
talk palmer now than I have for the
past five years. Your medicine is all
that it is represented, an absolute cure
for Catarrh and cold in the head.
Yours truly,
CHAKIHs G. CyEpsuINFp
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
tion prove highly reinuneIative TO any
one who would turn his attention to the
busiiesss. -r~ .'s'--
A NsturaIPIsauc. Of C.rnornEa

1t is only found in Butte County, Gull
ifornia. and in no other part of the
world. We refer to the tree that pro-
duces the healing and penetrating gum
used in that pleasant and effective cure
for consumption, asthma, bronchitis,
and coughs. SANTA ABLE the King
of Consumption. F. Muller guaran
tees and sells it for $1,OO a bottle, or
three for $2.5G. By the use of CALI
FORNIA CAC-R-CURE, all symptoms
of cntarrh are dispelled, and the dis.
eased nasal passage is speedily restored
to u healthy condition. $1.OO a pack
age. By mail, 81 10. Circulars free.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
SUMMONS.
TAlias.7

TN THE JUSTICES COURT OF SPRUCE.
mont Township In the County of klko,
State Of Nevada. -. $50. ..'
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
d.12-td.
NOTICE OF FORFEIT.
URE.

ITO AMOS PTUAIMER. F. c. vANDUzEs,
i Your heirs, assigns, and all ersou1
holding Under you:
Nou are hereby hotifed that the und, rs1gned
has expended in labor and coin, the necessary
amount Re quired by Ian in order 10 hold min
ing 81 ound. az will ap ear by Gel tifcate ed IN
the office Of the Recorder Of EIko county, Ststs
OF Nevada, to wi: (Such mining Locations
being situated In Cope Mining District, in the
County OF EIko, State of Nevaia) On the
"Rising SUM-" the hillside" aud the Ma
b b." for the years 1895 and 1886. and II within
ninety days OF tie service of this notice by
publication. you fail or refuse to contribute
your pr oportion of such expenditure US CO.
owner, your interest in id claims will be.
CO.. e the property of The undersigned, under
Section No. 1924, Revised Statutes of the United
States of Anne icL. W. u. HAND.
Elko, Nevada. February ~. 1881. God.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21

IL SANTA Able is only sold in
lnrge bottles at 81 90; three for SO so .
Sold by all Wholesale and retail drug
Slsts- f-7-1y.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21

- ~>'s AOWhohipp Al tho OOuuty OF hlko
State Of Nevada -. $50 ..'
CHERIBlNo QU1L1cI, IlAinttx
W.
aE JOSEPH PEARSON. Defendant.
Tho State Of Eevada sends Greeting to IL
Heph Pearson, defendant:
You are h reby summoned 10 appear befo,.
me, Mt my "fice In prucemont. in the Coun.
II OF Elko, OH the 3'th day OF May, A. n. 1887,
NJ I'D O'Clock A. NJ, in al action brouch,
against you by said plaintiff, to n swer tn,
sonplai"t of the above named p; iniif
Said action is brought to recover tho sum ~
Twenty-Five and Sixty.tw0 one-hundredts
IS2o.eal Dollars, lawful money. Twenty 1870,
Dollars OF the aforesaid amount for MONEY
loaned to y'u, and Fiv, and Sixty ope-
hundredth [S5 6a] Dollars being for goods.
wares aud merchandise furnished to You by
plaintiff at your instance, a. rrquest. or
judgment will be taken against you tor the said
amount, together with costs of this suit q you
fail to appear d answer. ... .. ...,
To the sheriff any Constable OF said Conn,
ty, Greeting: Make legal service anu due re.
tut n hereof.
Given under nv hand tfdS
4ih day OF April. A. D. 1887.
FKANtIj J. KELLY,
A Justice Of the Peace OF
9.l2-td. said SprucPmont ownship
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21

Folsom. CAL i used Butte-T Tine in
chronic rheumatism with great benefit.
Please send supply to j. W. Hnines,
Genoa, New, and obEige y"urs truly,
F. G.. DURANT, NJ. d.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
NOTICE.
Dissolution of Partnership.

\'OTICF IS iIEEEBY GIVEN THAT rHB
y. partnership heretofore existing under
the firm name aud styIe of Jumes b ain & Co,
has been dissolved by mutual consent. All
notes and hcconnl> due the firm o, james
Brain Co. will be colecte q. and 81 indrbt.
ed ess the said firm will b: paid by JnmeS
Brain. who will Continue tho slddle and hair
ness bu i",ss az aole proprietor ut the old
stand ON Commercial street, Elko, Nevada.
WILLIAM PLUGHUFF.
JAMES BRAIN.
4-l23Od.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1887-04-21
4-l2.30d.

The above reward will be paid for the sr'e'
and conviction of my party or parties fou"o
gdilty Of stealing, killing or running %
altering brands or marks. OF any live STOCK
belonging TO any member of the Nevada u"
stock Associat on.
GEORGE RUSSELL, President.
II. S. NIXON. Secretary.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1887-06-30
wrwspAPBR Laws

be had O herculean task on hand, for
the man was Thoroughly drenched
with the rain, besides having sustain
cd the fracture of an arm and the So
we're confusion of the right ankle, AT
first the pain was SO great as to cause
the strong man to cry out in agony;
but Parker fearing that the flood would
oyertake them, hurried him along as
fast as practicable. At last, alter q
tremendous effort, in which he bali
carried, half dragged the almost help
less man, Parker succeeded In reach
ing the public highway and placing
the wounded man upon his own gen.
tie horse.
Then, scizing the bride, hc pro-
ceeded cautiously along the slippery
'narrows' and across the bottom, until
they struck the smooth, safe road that
led to the village. 49,
Arriving at the Romans residence
Parker succeeded ia arousing the
household and gaining assistance to
carry bis charge out Of the storm. La
the midst of their alarm and conster-
nation, the young physician briefly ex
planned how the accident happened.
Speaking Of the injuries. he suggested
the proprlety of securing medical aid
ut once.
Tll have no surgeon but yourself,
gasped the old man, that is you VIII
consent to take charge of such an old
bear as you have seen demonstrated
in your humble servant
DR.. Parker assured him that If it
were his desire to put himself in his
hands he would do all in his power to
restore him to health.
1T IL nv earnest desire, my noble
friend. although did tell you tonight
that I'd rather died than be saved by
YOU. IL you had taken me at my word.
would be floating down the Ohio by
this time. owe my life to you. and
after your heroism tonight L would
rather owe it to you than to any man
living.
Mutual confessions followed, and as
it is always easier to forgive these who
injure us than those we injure, DIR.
Parker experience dno difficulty injury
ing the past and giving the old man his
hand in token of reconciliation. All
the long period of deadly warfare was
bridged by that one nights noble work.
DR.. Parker had fulfilled bis VOW He
had saved his adversary from horri-
BILE death, and owned that his revenge
was sweet.
Cicely and the young doctor spent
many pleasant hours In each others So
ciety during the invalid's.conyal7scence
and as the Fourth Of July, 1887, is to
be celebrated by their marriage, the
people OF Oakland have settled the
question as to why beautiful .Cicely
Romans remained so long unwed, and
DR.. Parker should have chosen the lot
of an old bachelor when he could have
had picking choice among the fair
maidens of all the countryside.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1887-06-30

''Do you know that if druggists and doc
tors were compelled TO transact their busi-
ness in the English language, instead of the
Latin, it would cut down the profits OF the
former very materially ?" asked man of a
CdH reporter. ''Do you think people wonld
pay fifty cents for an ounee of aqua
pure' if they knew it meant pure water ?
Why, there are only about ten things in a
drug store that are Of any good, notwith-
standing the innumerable bottles and care
fully labeled drawers" "What are they SO
ventured the reporter. ''Well, magnesia,
quinine, nitre, blue mass, tooth brushes,
shoe backing, cigars, tobacco and spit
toons." And the eccentric critic walked off
with merry twinkle in his dexter optic
Philadelphia Cal.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1887-06-30
Too Full for Utterance.

A clerk in n clearinghouse celebrated the
twenty-fifth anniversary of his connection
with the firm. Schmul, the principal, hands
him in the morning closed envelope, in
scribed ''In memory of this eventful
day" The clerk gratefully receives the en-
velope without opening, but ON gracious
hint from the head of the firm, he breaks
the cover and finds-the photo of his mas
ter.
''Well, what do think of it - inquired
Schmul, with grin.
cts just like you" was the reply.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1887-06-30

MUTUAL LACK OF CoNFIDENcE.-'T
will have to owe you dime," said Schuler
Jewett to the tobacconist, as he bit off the
end of a cigar.
'But haven't got confidence in you to
that extent. You will have to leave that
diamond pin here as collateral
THAT diamond pin is worth dollar and
a half, and / haven't got confidence in you
to that extent, 'repliedschuler, as he strolled
out into Austin avenue, putting his cheap
cigar.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1887-06-30

A LITTLE boy was reading in the Bible
about woman who married seven broth
ers.
"oh, mamma r. he exclaimed, 'did she
marry them all at once ?'
mo, darling" replied his mother ''she
married one, and when he died she married
another. What would you think, Bobby, if
| should marry seven brothers ?"
''It's hard to tell, mamma. 1t might be
because you owed 'em grudge, and then it
might be be cause you were fond Of attend
ing funerals but guess it's just because
you have hankering that way"