Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-04-12
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THE Prussian Alpia'fgip6OE9Y@cation posi-
INTO the sGerInan uniyer5ipfe29 lGH even he
can't prevent them from walking along the
other side of the street and tilntlRg with
The gay. and he9rtless stBGcnts.--15ouerctUt
AGENT-Hxve you burglar alarm in your
house, madam?
Lady OF the House-wel. We did have, last
week. A burglar came into the house Tues
day night and fell over a stack of milk pans.
TAX aOoHt alarms! You ought to have heard
that.-BurliaGto's F'ee Press.
1T is not 50 very long since a lady living Oh
Austin avenue rushed into the house OF one
Of the most fashionable families and said to
the lady of the house: 81 have just heard
that your son has been doing something
dreadful"
'Merciful heavens! what IS it?"
she is accused of forging check
ION, is that all? How you scared me. !
was afraid that he had been eating meat
during the Lenten season. -2eeaS SftiagS.
THE Commodore came INTO the Office. look
ing dangerous and approached the editor:
II committed deed of darkness a while
ago" he remarked lfercely.
"Noi You don't sayW exclaimed the
editor. What was it,"
"Ordered a load of coal SAID the CommO-
dore.
Rats" murmured the Office boy, and the
office became so still that you might have
OMAHA DAMK-You must be referring to
Will Winkum.
Old Schoolmate-Why. OF course, the young
man who pestered you so to marry him.
was really afraid at one time you would take
him to get rid of him.
81 found a better plan than that. l am rid
OF him now forever. He won't even live in
the same town with me-"
How luCky2 What did you doE"
married him to my daughter. "-0,naha
W9'ld.
"OH, Cicely dear, Pm so glad you called
this morning" exclaimed her frerd. II do
50 want TO show you my Easter costume.
You are The only one in the secret, you
know"
"Oh. isn't that lovely? How beautifully
you VIII look-or would look if the colors
Were becoming to yoIE complexion"
Indeed! Wen, l shan't make my com =
pleMoon fit the costume, as you would, any
how"
That was a telling shot, and the call ended
without cere nony.-HGyJprd Post.
SIM PULToE called on Miss Suddenrich the
other day and was asked to try the new
piano. sim was very emphatic in his re-
at has the sweetest touch of any piano l
ever tried"
"The sweetest touch? You mean the sweet
eat tone, don't yOu?' asked the highly graft
lied hostess.
'It's tone is sweet enough" replied Sim,
''but lis touch is much sweeter."
The mysthed Miss Suddenrlch didn't find
out until Sim had left that the children had
been eating molasses tafTv and playing the
piano at the same time. Then she understood
how piano could have a sweet tOuCh.--St
Paul Herald.
THE train had started of. young man
rushed breathlessy into the depot.
"GOt left, did youf" said the ticket seller.
cor course got left he responded.
Then some one said he could go across the
bridge and eaten the train, ana another told
him when the next tram would 70. and vari-
Gus suggestions W 4 re made. The chan look ed
at the disappearing train few seconds when
some one asked.
"Whcre are you gOing?"
Then the wicked man said: ''Oh, wasn't
going in the train. My wifes mNher is on
the train, ana wanted to kiss her before she
left"
Liar" roared twenty-four married men
in chorus PtiSb7t,g u st.