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The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12
Courting With a Brass Band.

"Charley, hear your girl has gone
back on YOU"
''That's right
'.What was the trouble?"
"She got mad because 1 courted her
with brass band"
We'll, that was a peculiar method;
but should think she would have felt
complimented rather than angry"
"She didn't. She said she wouldn't
have any thing to do with fellow who
couldn't come to the front with solid
gold ring" Washington Critic.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12
The Clark University.

WORCESTER, Mass, May 6.-The incorpor-
ators of the new Clark University, to be
established through the liberality of Jones
G. Clark, of this city, met yesterday at Mr.
Clark's residence Mr.. Clark informed
the gentlemen of his intention to make
further gifts to the college to the amount
of about g, ,C000j0. Included in this is a
collection of works of art valued at $780,
600. 1t is Mr.. Clark's desire that the col
lege be modelled upon the German univer-
sitv system
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12
A Successful Boycott.

"Say, Titmarsh, it's about time you
changed that shirt"
..Oh, I'm boycotting my washer
woman"
"What for?''
"Why. she struck for fifty cents a
dozen, so I'm boycotting her. IN y.
Sum
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12
Caught bY Decoy Letters.

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich, May 6.-Post-
Office Inspector A. NJ. James, of Chicago,
arrested last night a carrier in the Grand
Rapids Office named James l.. Harry, on a
charge of robbing the mails. Two decoy
letters containing money were found on
him. The thefts have heen going on for
two months. Letters to banks and busi-
ness houses were rifled, the total steal
ings reaching Sc, 600 in cash and drafts,
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12

There are now more journals espe.
cially devoted to poultry than to any
other branch of farming or stock-rais-
ing, there being thirty monthlies, four
weeklies and one semi-weekly, which
indicates that the poultry interests arc
naueh greater than may be suppressed
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12

PARIS KY, May 6-Clay & Woo1fori,
owners of Runnymede stock farm, re.
csived an offer of 800 o01 from New York
parties for their celebrated staiiion, Hin.
dee, provided he lived feur years after the
purchase, This sfssY was sstvssat
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12

The Edison Company has 7o2 il,-
stsilations IN the United States, aIrgre.
eating Isl, Aes laf,ps Ia daily uae.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1887-05-12
General News Summary.
intereMinr Home and FOREIGN New
WARRINGTON.

William B. Montgomery, private secre-
tary to the Commissioner Of Patents, has
rendered his resignation, to take effect May
la to enter the customs service at Detroit,
A decision was rendered in the Court of
Claims on the Sd in the case Of the State of
Louisiana against the United States. This
was suit brought to recover $40 900 swamp
land indemnity, and five per cent. funds
which has been Offset against like
amount due the Government on the direct
tax levied In 1851. The court held that the
tax was not debt Of the State, but of the
land owners against whom it was assessed,
and consequently could not be set OF
against debt due the State.
Commissioner Sparks, Of the General
Land Once, has recommended for rejection
several large private land claims in New
Mexico, aggregating in area nearly 175, 600
acres
Assistant Secretary Maynard has in
structed customs officers to see that domes-
tic cigars exported for the purpose of being
reimported are not admitted to entry under
the provisions OF section 800, but to re-
quire them to be turned over to the collect
ors OF internal revenue, for such procedure
as may be found expedient under the in
ternal revenue laws.
A dinner in honor Of the President and
Mrs. Cleveland was given by George Ban
croft, the historian, on the 5th. The house
was beautifully decorated for the occasion
Those present were Mr.. Bancroft, Miss
Bancroft the President and Mrs. Cleve-
land, Secretary Bayard, Secretary and Mrs.
Whitney, Madame Bonaparte, Justice and
Mrs, ,Blatchford, Judge John Davis, Gen.
eral Sheridan, Senator and Mrs. Don Cam
eron, Mr.. Henry Adams and Mrs. McPher-
son..
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
WING WITH A HORSE.

n,.duste Tanned . Fiery
N:.;ou, and ill-tempered horse
very VINE y. head of in . vervluxurisnt
eating ns s.use there was no one in the
bli'hn who had the courage or
slsn e. sntsr his stable to saddle ana
bsta 70 avs Outing. II . groom ap-
\! n'I for any other purpose than to
e ns ,is corn or hay he would speedliy
him n awsy BY o free use Of his boots
shi1 S@ nne day at lunch the owner
1 ,sm.nting the uselessness OF the
lsne; IN his stud to o party OF
n o.a wound up by saying that he
lds, slu make q present of the horse
ID elsu .sho could saddle and ride him
u. sraduste Of Oxford, Hon. Sid
young ,sa, expressed his willingness to
I. y. , attempt, and, though warned by
mo ss,"od.curdling recital Of what had
~ s'J tate Of the grooms and stable
.s W. had made the like effort, he per-
,i y his determination to try. After
~ sdiourned to the stable expecta-
j; = .esins the young fellow receive a
-, his tcmerity. He was known
j s.uert in every manly exercise,
F.;.l,v boxing, and was in perfect
s,itrsining. Selecting saddle and
. f,or, an adjacent rack, he ap-
s,sa the strong bars that opened into
srute,s stall, speaking kindly and
a;,a to him. The horse turned and
r me stranger, and, catching sight Of
s,sa Bit, became furious, lashing out
!. 9TH hisheels and STAN ping wildly
,he stall, making the straw OF his
linz ay in every direction.
shout a word the graduate rested the
10 and bride on the top rail; but the
~. u~ndauntsd fire of the eye, the
~ compressed lip, the backward. poise
sshsvely head, tho swelling muscles
1 1.-THE and active frame az he lightly
led into the box, told plainly Of the
indomitable will and pluck within.
Ccely had he landed on his feet than
LAW thoroughly Infatuated beast came
ljng headlong at him, with its satin
fattened closely against its lean
its eyes aflame and bloodshot, its
M agape and displaying a set Of
ming teeth, which he CRASHED and
Ind with fury. Sudden and savage
Id the onslaught was the young
nian was prepared.
rowing himself naturally and grace
| into boxing attitude, he met the
Lened animal with a blow on the
bic, just between the a and eye,
d straight and memorable that
,eht him to his knees. Rearing up
squealing with pain and rage, the
e rushed again upon his foe, who
ved aside, but pale and determined,
ting his coming. Again q levin bolt,
from the shoulder, few the
fist and down dropped the horse.
ly he staggered to his feet and,
bling in every limb, while great
hes Of perspiration stained his TANKS
he covered in q r of the
completely vanquished. The victor
rad the bit in his mouth and, leading
out of the stall, cantered gayly on the
bis bravery and knowledge had
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
lLlhAI
III Ais
80 YOU?

Do you feel dun. languid, low-spirited,. life.
less, and indescribably miserable, both physi:
oally and mentally ; experience O sense OF
fullness or bloating after eating. or OF gone
ness" or emptiness OF stomach in the morn
Ing, tongue coated. bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches, blurred e~yesight, Floating specks"
before the eyes. nervous prostration or ex-
liaustioIi. irritability q temper. hot ffnshss,
biting, transient pains here and there. cCAi
feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulness. OF
disturbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant,
indescribable feeling of dread. or Of impcnd-
ing calamity?
Of these symptoms, you are suffering from
that most common Of American maladies-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver. associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
complicated our disease has become, the
greater the number, and diversity of symp-
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue It, If taken according to direc-
tons for a reasonable length Of time. II not
cured. complications multiply and Consump-
rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladies are quite liable to set in and, sooner
or later, induce a fatal termination.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
cOvery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood purifying organ,
purities, from whatever cause arising. 1t is
equally etlicacious in acting upon the Kid
neys, and other excretory organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
an appetizing, restorative tonic, it promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts,
this wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity In curing Fever and Ague, Chills and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

AND oil diseases Of the Throat and Lungs,
can be cured by the use of Scot,'s EmuI
sion, as it contains the healing virtues Of
Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites in their
FULLEST form. Is o beautiful creamy Emul-
slon, palatable as milk, easily digested, and
Can be taken by the most delicate. Please
read: ~ consider SCOTS Emulsion the
remedy par-excellence In Tuberculous and
etrumous Affections, to say nothing of
ordinary colds and throat troubles Nv
Il 4. CoNNELI, NJ. D., Manchester. o.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
Farrnera

nenG 10 cents to the PRrcKLY Assn B,r.
u ,yrs 70, 81 Louis, NO., and get a copy Of
"A complete system, teacb,no ho,x =.
break and train horses in a mild and ..u
tie way, requiring no elaborate apparafus
notning more than can be found in anv
StaDle IN tne country-a rope and a stran.
copy. awe
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

ER. I. LEoSARr, Hamburg, Pa, wrote:
BID severe infammatory rheumatism for
Iks, a few applications Of st. JACOBS Oil
ii me-" Oct. 10, 1888, he writes: ''Con-
! statement; was entirely cured" Price
! cents. Sold BY Druggists.
lark A. Miller, Trav. Agent Erie r. R.,
tes: Suffered with pleuro-pneu.
Pia; enc bottle Of Rel Star Cough Cure
bred my recovery" At Druggists.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
CURES ALL HuM0RS,

worst Scrofula. Salt-rheuln, "Fever-sores,"
Scaly or Rough Skin, in short, all diseases
caused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful, purifying. and invigorating medi-
its J. Benign influence. Especially has it mani
tested its potency in curing letter. Eczema,
Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scrof-
llolls Sores and Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
and Enlarged GLANDS. Send ten !" Cents Its' IN
stamps for q large Treatise, with colored
plates, On Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for q Treatise IN Scrofulous Affections.
"F0R THE BLOOD IS the LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse it by using DIR. Picrce's
Golden Medical Discovery. and good
digestion, a fair skin, buoyant spirits, vital
strength and bodily health will be established.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
The Strongest Man in Ohio

bid to be George C. Arnold, of Clev..
!, O., who less than one year ago, owing
|hronic liver trouble and Brlght's dis
! Of the kidneys, weighed less than
ety.fve pounds, but by using DR.. Har.
b Iron Tonic has gained in strength and
eht until now he Is admitted to be the
" Of Ohio.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

AZ toilet luxury. Halls Hair Renev.,
e rails TO give satisfaction.
nu1erers from Bronchitis will find sneedv
" by taking Ayers Cherry Pectoral
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

An EXTENDED Popularity. BRowS's
BRONCHIAL TKocHEs have been before the
pu1l1c many years. For relieving Coughs
throat Troubles they are superior to
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

b English agricultural paper tells Of q
b whose egg-laying record is as fol-
!: In 1878 she laid eli; in 1879, 143; in
J rs; in ISL, l55; in 1882, 81; in 1888,
total, 169. She has now ceased laying,
is resting on her laurels.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

10 II Rescue with Hale's Honey of Hore-
MOUND and Tar for coughs and bronchitis,
flkes Ioothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

The silver qu~cstion-solid or ulatedi-
TEXAS Siftings.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

TEE man who stoops 70 brush orange.
peel from the sidewalk Is bent on doing
good.-Picayume.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

POET begins an effusion: "One of nv
ooyish musings." OF course his verses are
wholly amusing.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

NO rRUs musician will verbally ask a girl
70 marry him. He will propose by note
Merchant Traveller.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

~ afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
IhoIpson's EyeW ater. Druggists sell 1t. Csc.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

EVERY thief would like to keep himself
unspotted. -7exas Sitltngx.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses OF Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Hs egotist lives on an I-land,- Wnshia0.
Critic
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

make . confidant Of . hog, for IL
u their nature to sQueal. -Daxsilk Breea1.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
PA Society Convcrsation--"Millie

A Society Convcrsation--"Millie
\, what is the name of your affi-
Fed:"' "Why, Clara. don't you
Pw' It's Herbert Montague"
,, how sweet! Is he rich?' well
"And keeps Il carriagcP' "Sev-
Of Them ''How nice! And fine
Fcs, | suppose?:' Yes" "And
is his business, dear:?' ''He
ps a livery stable. "Oh!'-Ic1as
ings.
"My DEAR said II wife who had
married three years, as she
nled across the table on her lord
master, "tell me what first at
f'ea you to me? What pleasant
iaetcristic did l possess wl:ch
fFa me- above other women in your
~" And her brutal lord and
E.er simply said: II give it up
J. Ledger.
modern Samsons.- of these
f'ern de%spcradoes must be very
pug men, observed Mrs. Snaggs.
W'' asked her husband. ..The
Fl to-day says that two of them
up train recently" 40, that's
uNns' Even 4 weak woman like
ean hold up a train when there is
ser OF some ones treading on it."
MsOurg' Chronicle.
Inc late General Hillyer. who was
'eneral Grants staff. said to mo
upon one occasion he had a bottle
~ MS table. and was railing against
sOns who had not met his cxpecta-
OF fame: "Oh, that mine enemy
lla write a book" At this, General
NJ pointed to the bottle and said:
I!,t' Your enemy doesn't write
T" -%C'"cInnat' Enquirer.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
CONSUMPTION.

which 10 Scrofula OF the Lungs, is arrested
and cured by this remedy, if taken in the
earlier stages of the disease. From its mar
velous power over this terribly fatal disease,
when first Offering this now world-iamed rem
Of calling it his "~CONsUMprIoN CURE" but
abandoned that lame Us too restrictive for
@ medicine which, from its wonderful COM
bination of tonic, or strengthening. Alternative,
nutritive properties, is unequaled. not only
a. a remedy for Consumption, but tor all
Chronic Diseases of the
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
Peculiar to Itself

Hoods Sarsaparilla Is \ peculiar medicine. In
very many respects it is 80 different from any and
oil other medicines that IT Is with peculiar force
and ~propriety that 1t may be said to be PEctLiAi!
TO ITsELP. Hoods Sarsaparilla is peculiar in n
strictly medicinal seise: first. in the combination
Of remedial agents; second, in the proportion in
which they are mixed: third, In the process by
which the curative properties of the preparation
are secured. These three important points make
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
Hoods ~SarsapariIa

Peculiar In the wonderful cures it accomplishes.
wholly unprecedented in the history of medicine.
Hoods Sarsaparilla Is peculiar in its wonderful
record at home. It's sale in Lowell, Mass. where
It Is made, has increased steadily since its intro.
duction, and for years IL ha, been the leading
klOod.purifying medicine in the great Spindle City.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

nFHci0ayC for soldiers and widows Of the
feHNs1fTN Mexican War nnd. Rebellion. All
kinds OF Government Claims Col
lacted. Circular of laws sent free. FITZGERALD 4
POWELL, US. Claim Collectors Indianapolis. Ind.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-02-25


Zone mans MONEY good ANoTHERs" Obligations
equal and honors easy All the country that sell
merchandise being driven the WALL because they
do not make profit enough not a but because they make
too nnA and think they take 6e chances but eventually
to their sorrow they lose both financially and morale
they lose both Nancy and izea They figure friends pay
big prices for their and lose do and three fourths
lose ALL
And has pass that the successful and prosper
Gus retail establishments of to-day those that make prices
00 that they don't haze to depend friends alone but
anybody oU 6Ay their enemies (f they have any,
This they do lsby Thorough kuozOAage of the art Of
buying their goods. When TO 6u1 aAat to 6y Aov mu to
6 A0aO much TO bay and then pay cash down here is
profit Sa0ea, and
2d-H0aO to SeH Vhoau SeX These two last are the
weights that have pulled down struggling tender
and satisfactorily solved in BUSINESS
either wholesale retail If cash business always easily
solved sell ANYBODY EVERYBODY, AND FEAR
LESsLY.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-02-25

The Detroit Tribune, that able
exponent OF The progressive spirit OF
our people, pays its respects to the
sucking lion Of the Saginaws, in the
following emphatic language: "Just
as The tribune predicted at the time
when MIR. Tarsney attempted TO
change the United States court bill
IN favor of East Saginaw, his stupid
blunders have cost him dearly
Through his carelessness and stupidity
in not perfecting the necessary
changes he has sent the court t. Bay
City, and left his own city out in the
cold and his district Inundated.
Does anybody suppose that Mr.. Horr
would have made such a wretcked
blunder? Haven't the voters of the
eighth district about come to the
conclusion that it doesn't pay to
send boy to mill!"
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-02-25

The TINES asks the attention o
the Republicans 10 the call for ke
publican district convention To be
held March Sth at Flint to nominate
a candidate for Ci,cull Judge. This
district Is Republican by 1900
majority on a party vote. And ced
ing. for we d. not wish 10 discuss
the question, all that the friends oil
Judge Newton claim for him, there
are twenty Republican lawyers in the
district that are his equal, in ability
and integrity, and who woGld fill the
office as acceplabiy as he does. Then
Republicans select one Of these men
as your candidate and elect him by
your votes.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-02-25

Republican Champ ion: "Depend
ent soldiers can't have pensions and
the country can have no adequate
coast defenses and no efficient navy.
Why? Because if adequate appro
priations for these purposes were
matte there would be no chance to
reduce the revenues. and If this adj
ministration did not come into power
for he purpose of reducinA,he rev.
enues, what did il come for? Party
necessity IL paramount to the public
veal The Democratic party must
CO."
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-02-25

G. TIeas.-B. ID. Prichard, ALE
gan.
G. See. II. Whitney, Lansing
Grand Warden-C. V. r. Pond
Quincy.
G. Representatives.. A. James
HlIsdale.
G. Marshal Geo. w. Crouter
Charlevoix.
G. Conductor James McFarlane
Bay City.
G. Guardan-H. H. Heineman,
Negaur ee.
G. IIerald-A P. Hungerford
Pontiac.
G.. Chaplain--L B. Bissell, Caro-
The following permanent commit
tee on appeals was appointed: Alfred
Mines, of No 81, Cold water; A. r.
Wheeler, No I4I. ST. Louis; Peter E.
Parks, No 3o3, Detroit.
Just before the adjournment James
Servoss, Past Grand Master, made
his appearance and was warmly
greeted By his old friends in the
grand lodge.
The net 6 in Of M mbers for the
last year was 1913
Jackson Piort Ell staff covered it
self with glory Wednesday evening.
Mary members of The order said
they had never seen the work SO well
exemplified II is said nearly eight
hundred Odd Fellows went to Jack
son Tor no other purpose than to see
this staff work.
Thursday evening the Rebekah
degree staff of Bay City, exemplifed
the work of that degree in Assembly
Hall, before large number Of mem
bers, and il is not too much TO say
for the members that The work of
that staff is beautiful and impressive
beyond what any words of ours can
express.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-02-25

Buchanan Record: "The list is
said to be perfected for the imme
diate decapitation of the Republican
railway mail agents, in Michigan, and
the slaughter will commence at once.
All supporters of Blaine in 80 may
as well pack their little "erps' al
once, and be prepared to move"
Well be ii SO. In two years and
seven days Blaine or some other good
Republican will be President; where
then do you suppose these interlopers,
appointed in violation of law will
find themselves?