New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-02-17
TIE TALK OF THE Day.

There IA an editor In sedas. NO.. who seems to have
struck hard streak OF luck listen to his burst Of
righteous but vernacular Indignation This Is about
the meanest yaer dog syls OF town in the blooming
state OF Mizoori Yesterday went out on a collection
tour and couldn't get I4O cents but the First National
Bank gave US a news item 70 the effect that their do
posits for day above $4,000. We going to
Texas or Arkansaw where starve more COM
foftably."
number OF people In this country who recently drew
przes in the sae lottery OF saxoDy presented their
tickets and found that tney cleverly executed
counicrfets.
Chicago still sad. Omaha Man Well. what - you
Thcago Man-Ob. you're dons pretty well but you'll
have to got up earlier In the morning II you want to
Why. so'vo got the livest business men In the
country" ,-,.- 49,. -,
mesa Why, me an couple OF others IN chicago are
making n fortune every year and shipping our stun
along side OF river just the same as we are"
River I. why, What are you shipping ="
uenuine imported jordan water Tor baptismal Pur-
poses. - Omaha World.
Tho theory bToachod that the tree which George
Washington cut down o chestnut.
When you read IN a newspaper heading OF q scandal
the lne details too ackening for publication, look
below II you want the details and you will find thcm
graphically so, forth and ADORNED with the gifted
porers choicest rhetorical polish Boston Courier
Chicago ought TO he known as city folding beds
Las, .ar roo sold In that city, ami 1t thought
that the trade this year will aggregate sl,oUoooo
PAPA's LULLABY.
You're sound asleep at last.
You restless little elf
Wee image OF myself.
Old Morpheus holds you fast
Rest. tiny tired feet
Rest chubby, meddling hand,
You. my imp from Fairy sndl
Repose In slumber sweet.
The livelong day. my boy.
Like bee among the flowers
You've slipped from all tho hours
LIES honey childhood's Joy.
30 peaceful is your brow.
Mehinks the angels far
Your ruddy face, my man,
As they watch Ger you now.
And papa is at rest
He's found onged for reposa
Asleep like you best
Nv. H. Goodall in Omaha World.
Two Of tho three large OF Chicago were
reeeptly offered Il contract for 100000 pounds OF
canned beef to be put up In cans made somewhat hkc
The contract refused because II tho goods
wc,s condemned thcy could not be sold without much
difficulty.
Cat, tho sale,laiy at the hair store: Women are
,'ny ,nys When come to pure base false hair 1t
~ for themselves Ii Is invariably tor friend.
tney take out lock Of hair us sample for match
n ri aht IRON thsr own heads, OF course. They can't
ool me- I've seen too many OF 'em. iAis Is what tho |
said or course we DO no' peIev" word VI 1t
i boston Transcript
sew In our profession" says theatrical manager,
reaIze what a blghting eject this Interstate Com
nercs law will have the stun have been in the
,apit of carry the country Tho law declares
hat all special concessions In rates for Passengers
baggage are unlawful and must be abolished Where |
loes this leave us Tho idea OF paying full fare for
Eighty or ninety people In spectacular company 10
omethlng never contemplated by any proprietor Add
o full passenger rates tho maximum OF freight or bag
rage express charges and The effect Will be most dis
Islr0us"
r,. asson IL Taught Sunday school Superiu don't
fIa va vou ever thought my dear chron of the value
), fine and how necessary 1t is that wo should sock
betsr before II Ia too la.e
Cbildrsn-Yes sir.
smnernte ndent-Yes, heard today OF n remarkable
80 sailor ,btered "a mission chapel, became con-
a,tcd determined TO lead better life, ana tie very
All morning he fell nom yardarm aud was killed.
Nv does not that look like IA providence
Hrirht Iioy-Y~s. He took Lim whon he had chance
fOnnha World.