The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1887-10-20
THE GERMAN BARBER.
He Speaks a Good Word for the Gentle An.
archists of the Metropolis.


archists of the Metropolis
New York Sun.
Won day der week pehnd last I vos Walking
der Ciddy Hall Bark arount. und saw a leedle
TELLER crying his eyes owdside in. alretty.
.'Hulo little boy!" said, ''vot's der diffew
guilty nit yoursellufl Did some spitzboop mako
hirnselluf some drubbles init your
u amt leedle poy." he said; II vos an An
capiralistic policemans. l vos doing not any
dings at ali. und he came by me up und he sayt.
'Moofe along, gwick, hurry up. Dutchy"
''Den you hauled away off and punched him
py der nose amt 1T" ingwired.
mo, hat told you all, /" said der poor proken-
hearted Anarchist II am Crying to diuk uf der
owdrage which has. in the name OF liberty. peen
committed Der bolice are Ioafers vch are py
DER rich supported choost to insuld der poor.
Ach, Gott Uf such a dings like dot should Ply
Russia happen We would blow up couple bal
aces, und go target shooting after der Gar.
Alas I must drown myselluf Will you drown
yourselluf nit me9 l hat der brice of two
schooners, und | know where IS an Anarchist
peer saloon der corner arount"
haf since dot time seen many Anarchists
der whole of 'em vch are in der cty-at least
couple hundred, yet. hat seen dem der best
way vich is possible, seated in der peer saloons
vich deg own, destroying der growth of capital
in poor neigh borEoods. | haf seen dem in der
Anarchist NEWSPAPER Offices playing piuocle be-
tween thinks, writing terrible editorials und
selling olt twslf-shilinR army muskets for So
abiece NIT der remark, 'dis is a vrightful gun,
my broder; keep it till the revolution"-a feat
vich dem cannot perform unless Ger reVOiutlOn
comes before der first dime such gun is fired
off at an Italian reed bird in der barks. because
each gun is warranted to shoot der side uf der
parrel out, sure, der first time it is fired.
/ hat seen dose Anarchists already, efen in
der homes uf der machority, who are kept alive
by wives and mistresses who do all der hard
work. while the men busy Waiting to got
dreated to beer. und educating der masses on
chin-moosic and Wind.
Mine frens you heightened lucent
customer NIT pay rum. und would not deceive
you. l dell you der Anarchists are der most
beaceable und harmless folks outsite der lunadlc
must been so. Anarehism cannot flourish py
America It's like making pure New York milk
ovid Of VORTEX. You can'd make it in a CLEAN
bail. New York milk uf der best gwalty is
only mate by humping VORTEX In MIX Dali
which has not peen cleaned yet. In coundry
where anarchism is bart uf the regular peezness
NIT der people you would be an Anarchist. und
SO would Mayor Hewitt, und DR.. Talmage, und
myseluf. Talmage would make der best uf all.
on ackound of his OK berience nit his mouth.
Der Anarchists by New York are shooting
their chins off accound uf Something's vot
goes on in der oft countries. Hiring halls IN
such coundries is der negst ding to fighting
buzz saw mitout some gloves. und so DEM come
by New York und dalk togedder. II Is KIND uf
dem to do dot. Dem make heab uf sacriflces
to come here, where wages Is nigh una eHerv-
body is coudented. Dot makes anarchism olf-
icutt like counting girl whose farder keeps a
isy here
Py Chimmeny Hooky! / hate to hurt der
feeXngs even nj Anarchist but der facts uf
der hadder is der Anarchists don't amount TO as
mukf as der bar bill of a baby at hotel. But
il youEant to make EN- amount to heaba dake