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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-02-02
PHASES OF HUMAN NATURE.
Brother Gardner Says 1t Is Full
of Streaks and Freaks and
Notions.

"Human natur' am very onsartin
thing" said Brother Gardner as Elder
Toots quit shuffling his feet and laid
back for nap.
at am so full of streaks an freaks
an noshuns dat it am a wonder de
Lawd doaut get discouraged wild us
sometimes.
"a statesman will riz up in de cav
enin an declar' dat we heV de greatest
kentry on airth. Mex mawnin' if his
coffee am not up to par, or his beef
steak am leetle off, he am ready to
walk out and announce to de public dat
our system of gov'ment am one which
will eventooly bring de kentry to a
state of poverty an degradashun.
Oar am large class of people,
who, when dey hey honey for supper
bless de Lawd fur His goodness an am
ready to subscribe 500 toward the
ereckshun of new chuch. Mex nav
min when apple sass takes de place of
honey, deg emagine dat ole Satan has
got fust mortgage on eberything, an
dey wouldn't put up a nickel for a
church II dey had money to throw
away.
Oar am people who 90 about wild
broad smiles on DER faces an tell YOU
dat dis world am all right It's dailv
CROWN better an it's plenty good huff
fur anybody. An hour later, when de
grocer or de butcher has called DER
attention to leetle bill which has run
six months the scene changes. De grin
am gone, an dis world am all wrong.
We plan fur a huckleberry excur-
shun wild de feelin' dat our
fellow men am all right. We wake
up to find dat excurshun spoiled by a
rainy day, an we at once declar' our
fellow men a set OF thieves an conspiia a.
tors.
Oar am no accountin' for what poo,
weak, vascillatin' human natur' will do.
We expect men to be wicked, an den
hold up our hands ODER DER deeds. We
know dat all marriages can't be happy,
but am scandalized ober divorce. De
male sex demands de strictest Yartue IN
woman, an den turns about an'works
DER downfall. We chide de sel6shness
OF de world, but hang to all we git. We
denoUnce an reyile man while he Ibis,
an turn about an make a hero an a
martyr OF him as soon as de bref leaves
his body. We preach charity to all, but
who OF US forgives our fellow man fur
his shortcomings?
II tell you, my friends, we am a poo,
miserable To-. no matter what de color
or previous condishun an de pusson
who has de cheek to stan, up an criti-
else his naybors am perhaps de wust
sheep in de lot. We've got to show de
streaks in our natur', an de fack dat de
man who will lend you money wido0t |
security will also run away wild your |
wife must not be looked upon as any |
thing ont of the regTar track of human |
natur'. Let US now purceed wild de
reg lar puroeedin's ."-DetroIt Free Press. |
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
A NOTED DIVINE DEAD.
Rev. DIR. Arthur Swazey Passes
Away at Chicago Full of Years and

Rev. Dr. RaSSCS
Away at Chicago Full of Years and
HOnOrS.
Special to the Globe.
CHICAGO, Jan. 22.-Rev. DR.. Arthur
Swazey died at $50 o'clock this morning at
his residence, No. 260 South Ashland av-
enue. His death was due to an attack of
apoplexy, which occurred on Thursday, and
from the moment of the attack until the
end he never regained consciousness. He
was 90 years of age. Arthur Swazey was
native of Maine. having been born in
Buckport, that state. June %. 1924. After
completing his preliminary studies at a
Yarmouth academy, when he was but 16
years of age. he went to Bowdoin college,
where he graduated with honorS when 20
years old. Having determined to preach the
Gospel, youngssSwaZey entered Bangor The
ological seminary for three years, and
after graduation accepted call to the Con-
gregational church OF Brighton, Mass,
which is now part of Boston. His paStorate
lasted ten years, and at the close of it he
went to Galena, ILL.,, to take charge of the
First Presbyterian church of that city. 1t
was in 1860 that Dr.. Swazey settled in Chi
cago. He came to take charge of the
Third Presbyterian church. The congre-
CATION was in debt to the amount of $40
900, owing to the erection of new edifce.
But this debt was lifted and the member
ship of the church greatly enlarged during
the ten years of his occupancy of the pul
pit. In 1870 he resigned to take charge of
the Interior as editor, when, after two
years service, he became pastor of the Ash
land Avenue church. The attempt to es-
tablish this church failed, and since then
the doctor has not had regular charge, al
though he has preached many times, his
last sermon being the one delivered at the
funeral of the late Judge Rogers.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
The cleveland yic1jms Buried

CLEVELAND, o., Jan. 22-In plain
black casket at the morgue to-day. lay the
body of Mrs, Antoinette Cabalek. the I'M
natural mother who on Thursday butch
cred three of her children and fatally
wounded two others and then hanged her.
self. Clasped to the bosom of the dead
woman was the body of Baby Willie. In a
white casket near the black one lay the
bodies of Annie and Mamie. the two other
innocents. The doors of the mOrgue were
opened at an early hour this forenoon. and
for nearly five hours stream of sight
seers surged past the two coffins. Thou
sands of people were attracted to the place.
and it required detail of police to keep the
crowd in order. This afternoon the
bodies were buried at the city
intirmary farm. No prayer was said
or other religious service attempted, The
murderess and suicide was Catholic. Va
clav Cabalek and his three sons who are
spared to him rode in carriage behind the
hearse. The two coffins were deposited in
one grave. James and Tonla. the little
boy and girl who were so terribly wounded
by the fiendish mother, are still alive at the
city hospital. Vaclav CabaIek shows signs
of insanity, and it is feared that the awful
trouble VIII unsettle his reason.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
CrnXon Sketches.

The judiciary committee Of the house yes
terday listened 10 an argument by James B.
Beals, weo has a claim against the state for
81, 600, Tne attorney general retained him to
defend the settlers within the six and ten milo
limit in the suit brought against them by the
Manitoba road. The committee agreed to
recommend the bill for passage. Mr.. Potter 5
bill in regard to fire escapes was. discussed
and referred to q subcommittee. Congress
man Macdonald appeared before the commit
tee and explained the object of the bill. Mr..
Donnelly's bill in regard TO railroad passes
was considered, but no result was reached
MIR. Rogers believed such law would be un-
constitutional.
The apportionment bill will probably be
considered by the special committee this
week. compromise plan proposed is to
allow the district lines and representation to
remain the same as far as possible.
In sections of the state where an increase of
population demands an increased representa-
tion new districts are to be created. This, it
is estimated, would make the number of SEN
ators about fifty, instead of forty-seven. as
now, and the number of representatives
about ll5, instead of 103, as now.
The St. Paul ministers will miss the famil-
lar faces of the Legislators to-day.
The legislators ought to come back re
freShed on Tuesday.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
NTonfreaI,s Ice PaIacn.

MONTREAL, Jan. 22.-The ice castle is
now well on its way to completion. Last
night preliminary illumination and pyro-
technic display demonstrated the great
beauty and effectiveness of its design. The
architect is extending its dimensions so as
to provide within its walls handsome rink
for skating contests. Capt. Howard, who
rendered the Canadian government valuable
services in suppressing the Rel Northwest
rebellion. is to bring Gatling gun to the
main tower of the castle in its defense on
Wednesday night of carnival week. When
attacked by the snow shoers' phalanx, the
gun will discharge volleys of colored fire,
with all the effect of battle. All the
toboggan hills will be brilliantly illuminated
and reserved for the exclusive use of
strangers. Lord and Lady Lansdowne
will open the grand ball on Friday of car
nival week and participate in the sleigh
parade. They will take up their residence
III Montreal next week and will remain two
months.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
Indiana.

INDIANAPoLIs, Jan. 22.-The legislature
met in joint conuention at noon and took
Ole ballot for United States senator The
result was: Turpie 73; harrison, 20; Allen,
4. Two members were paired. For one
little moment a break of the deadlock was
thought possible to-day. When the roll
call was nearing Mackey's name Green
hacker Robinson passed down the aisle to
the formers seat. All eyes We're turned
upon the two men and their faces were
eagerly scanned. They conyersed briefly
in low tones, and when Robinson's name
was called he responded. after little hesi-
tation, Allen" The episode was watched
with most intense interest. 1t is surmised
that if an adjournment had not been taken
the deadlock would have been broken on
the next ballot.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
FATHER McGLYNN.
Charge That Archbishop Corrigan
hid MOI Stale Ilsa CaSe EnirlH

New YORK, Jan. GA friend of Dr.
McGlynn was interviewed this afternoon in
regard to the effect of Archbishop Corrigan's
letter upon the followers of the former pas
tor of st. Stephens. He said:
The friends of DR.. Edward McGlynn are
not disturbed by the statement of Archbishop
Corrigan. They say that his grace has with
seeming unfarness left out all that part of
the correspondence between him and Father
McGlynn which showed in favor of the priest
In the letter of Dec. 20, quoted by his grace
as fiat refusal of the priest to go to Rome
it is said that Father McGlynn gave impera-
tive personal and family reasons why he
should not 90, and that what is given as Il
bold defiance Of the archbishop, was really
but plain statement of Father McGiynn's
position, which, as he could not go to ROME
himself, he expected the archbishop with
whom he had held all discussion with the
holy see, to send to Rome He intended
1t as a written, in place of a
personal and verbal statement of his case TO
the holy see The archbishop knew that 10
give publicity to the reasons gwen by Father
McGlynn would distress both the father and
his family. Instead of saying that the
clauses quoted followed after reasons of the
priest for not going to Rome, his grace quoJes
boldly, i will not go TO Rome; l have taught
the doctrine of common property in land,
and will continue 10 teach without word
of explanation or intimaton of the preced-
ing portions of what was sent as an excuse
by advice of DR.. Shrady, who now declares
that Father McGlynns health was so bad for
the past six months that IN ocean voyage
would seriously endanger his future useful
ness. Father McGlynn will write a reply as
soon as he is well enough, and it will be
veritable bomb in the court of his grace"
The archbishop will pay no attention to
the challenge or Henry George. He says
he has already denied having issued in
structions to the priests regarding the con-
stltutional convention, and that is enough.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
The White Plains AssassEns.

New YORK, Jan. 22.--Inspector Byrnes
detectives have solved the identity of the
two White Plains murderers who shot each
other when cornered by pursuing crowd
after their murder of William c. Mead.
They were supposed to be brothers. Theil
names are now known to be John Brisban,
II years old, and Thomas Brisban, 10 years
old. Both were dime novel readers They
were not thieves by trade but came of a
good family, of 13O North Monroe street,
in this city. Both have been employed in
a silver manufactOry here. They left home
on the goth to go to work and have not been
seen since The cause of their sudden
criminal Outburst is unknown
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
TWO Men Lynched.

ST. LOUIS, Jan. 22.-It was reported
from Warren. Ark, yesterday that two
men, Hamilton and Ludberry, the murder
ers of the Harris brothers, in Bradley
county, were released from the Jail at War
rem Thursday night by a party of masked
men. A sheritf's posse started in pursuit
as soon as the facts became known. and it
was expected that conflict between them
and the murderers' liberators would occur.
a special states that the intention Of the
mob was not to free them, but to lynch
them. The sheritf's party returned from
their search this morning and reported that
the murderers were carried TO the banks of
the Arkansas river. where they were
hanged AS soon as death ensued the
bodies were cut down and cast into the
stream.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
Killed With a Knife-

SALEM, H., Jan. 22.-Grant Pool, aged
90, went. this evening. to the residence of
John Phelps to settle difficulty of long
standing. An alteration between Pool
and Phelps ensued, during which Phelps
drew his pocket knife and cut Pools throat,
death occurring Immediately. No one but
the two men was present, except Mrs
Phelps. The murderer fled and has not
been caDtured
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
4 Forgcr Caught.

Boston, Jan. 22.-George Mex. Fergus,
aged 10 years, was arrested at Pond Eddy,
n. Y, yesterday by United States mar
shal and brought to this city OH an extradi-
ton warrant. 1t is alleged that Fergus
passed counterfeit check at Greenock,
Scotland, and absconded with IS. 700 be-
longing to the school board at that place
Fergus had companion, with whom he
came to this city. His companion finally
took most of the money, leaving Fergus
nnnnilnSs
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
Daring Burglars.

CLEVELAND, o., Jan. 23.-At Arcadia,
o., last night burglars broke into the store
of McManus q Davis, bound and gagged a
clerk who was sleeping in the building.
blew open the safe and secured about 5000.
They then stole handcar from railroad
tool-house near at hand, went by rail to
Fostoria, few miles distant. and escaped.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
PHYSICAL SALVATION.
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Some of the expressions of gratitude for the
physical regeneration wrought by Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound read like the re-
joicings of converts after religious revival. 1t
brings salvation to the body. lady in Franklin
Parish, La, writes: .'Ttried one bottle of your
Compound for Prolapsus Uteri and Leucorrhea. l
never had anything in my life that did me as much
good was barely able TO walk about without
difficulty, coaid OF step upon anything without
pain. When think how n.u h good that one
bottle did me, feel as if could fall on my knees
TO you and say: Blessed art thou above all 9TH
ers, for thou art one of the greatest benefactors
that woman ever had
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
SENSATIONAL CLIMAX.
To the Charges of immortality and Irregu.
larity in the Infrmary at
Akron.
The Attending Physician Arrested for
Body Snatching and Other seri-
GUS 0fenses.
Two Men Taken From Jail at War;
rem, Ark, and Promptly
Lynched.
The Self-Slain White Plains, n. Y,
Assassins Identified as
Brothers.

AKRON, o.. Jan. 22.-The charges of
promiscuous immortality among inmates
and other gross irregularities at the county
inhrmary came to sensational climax to-
night in the arrest of Dr. a. n. Fouser, for
many years infirmary physician, on a
charge of body snatching. DIR. Fouser is
highly connected here, and is one of the
best known of the Akron physicians. The
act charged in the affidavit is said to have
been committed on April 81, 1886, but it
has been known in certain circles for some
time that scarcely burial took place in the
infirmary grave yard. Boxes when handed
out contained stones, or when bodies were
taken out from the poor house and started
to the grave yard they
HAD NOT BEEN BURIED,
but were allowed to lie beside the grave
till after dark. Then they have been taken
to a down town office, nailed up. and
labeled glass and shipped to Cleveland.
What adds gravity to the charge preferred
against DR.. FOuSer is the fact that he has
been the only physician who attended the
inmates of the infirmary in illness and
charges are now pending investigation to
the effect that several inmates of the in
firmary have died from the lack of proper
care. One instance is cited in which the
intirmary physician was called to see an in
mate in the afternoon, and after examna-
tion said nothing was the matter with her,
and the next morning she was found dead
Another inmate named DR.. Carver, whose
sister lives in this city, died of scurvy,
it is said for lack of vegetable food.
One named Wheeler died with terrible sores
ON his body, and, it is said, his death was
attributed to neglect. There is reason to
believe that at least one more arrest will
be made in connection with the infirmary
grave robbery. DR.. Kouser gave bond for
his appearance next Tuesday. He seemed
much appitata0
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23

The Bible uses the simile ''Wise as
serpent" And the serpent is wise, or, at
least the sea serpent is, He knows enough
to hide himself Immediately the vacation
season is over. He realizes perfectly that
there is no further use for him until the
resort hotels open their doors again hext
summer.-Boston Transcript.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
CONTRACT WORK,
Grading Dale Street.
OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Jan. Is, 1887.

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Minn., Jan. Is, 1887.
Sealed bids will be received by the Board of
Public Works in and for the corporation of
the City of st. Paul, Minnesota, at their office
in said city, until II m. on the 31st day of
January. a. D. 1887, for the grading of Dale
street. from Marshall Avenue to Como Ave
nue., in said city, according to plans and
specifications on file in the Office of said
Board.
bond with at least two (2) sureties, in a
sum of at least twenty (20) per cent. of the
gross amount bid must accompany each bid
The said Board reserves the right to reject
any and all bids.
WILLIAM BARRETT, President.
Official:
R. L. GoRMAN, Clerk Board of Public Works.
1929
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
West Virginia.

CHARLESTON, W. Va, Jan. 22.-The
Republicans held their caucus last night
and passed a resolution orote first for Gen
Golf for senator. then for Flick, Brown
and Mclean in-the order named.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
Ladies, Weaknesses.

Mr.. T. Il. Gafford. of Church HILL Md, is so
thankful for the restoration of his wife TO COM
plete health. that he is willing to certify to the
fact and manner of her cure. To Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkhanr; This is to certify to the grand effects
of your Vegetable Compound. Ny wife was suf-
battle the skill of the est medical men. She was
in poor, languid, depressed, nervous condition.
We finally concluded to try your Vegetable Com
pound and TO our great surprise the half of one
bottle had not been taken before there seemed to
be a thorough change in her whole condition. and
now to-day she is in good health and entirely re-
lieved from all former depressed feelings I. n.
GAFFORD and wife.
St. Paul daily globe., 1887-01-23
Pie CrUNr.

A swell affair-a dried apple pie.-Lowell
Citizen.
A printer never wants to have his fingers
in another mans pi.-Boston Bulletin.
Printers may be fond of pastry, but they
draw the line at pi with remarkable
unanimity. y.-Philadeiphia Call.
A dramatic company out on the road is
presenting comedy entiten "A Piece of
Pie" The performance is pretty hard to
digest. Post.
The doctor chuckled in wild glee,
With mirth almost exploded:
1.-THE deadly mince pie comes,'' said he,
''And folks don't know it's loaded
-Goodall's Sun
''An earthquake would improve this pie, y
said grabbed passenger at the railroad
lunch counter, as he tried to bite into it
and failed.
In what way?" asked the bland proprie-
tor. too much accustomed to criticism to
mind it any.
1T might establish readiustment of
crust" was the reply.-Texas Siftings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-01-13
LOCAL MARKETS.
ST. Pa III.

ST. Paul.
Business on the board was light, holders of
wheat being unwilling to come down to prices
in outside markets. Samples were somewhat
large and better demand among local mill
ers was observable. Prices at which sales
were made were the same as on the day be-
fore. Cash and May corn was unchanged,
but January was shade weaker. Oats were
unchanged and steady at quotations. Barley
and rye were quiet and unchanged. Ground
iced quiet Bran dull. Hay in Iood supply
and weaker Hogs and seeds quiet. Eggs
firm at an advance of 1c. The call:
Wheat-No hard, nc bid No. Northern,
76c bid; No. Northern, 74c bid.
Corn-No. 2, 377ac bid, 3Sc asked; January,
SIC bid, 3Sc asked: May, 42c asked
Oats-No. mixed. 271sc bid, IS asked; Jam
uary. &c bid, 2Sc asked; February, 271%c
bid; May, SIC bid, 321ac asked; No. white,
CSC bid; No. white, 271ac bid.
Barley-No. 2, 47c BID.
Rye-No. ,, 45c bid.
Ground Feed-No. 1, $l5.25 Asked No. 2,
S1475 asked.
Bran-Sl0 bid, Sl0.25 asked.
Hay-No. 1, 81 bid, 81. so asked; No. 2, 81
asked; timothy. 1913 bid $40 .25 asked.
Dressed Hogs-S540 bid
Flax Seed-S5c bid.
Timothy Seed-Sl.65 bid.
Clover Seed-S4. 10 bid
Potatoes-5Gc asked.
Eggs-25c bid, &c asked.
Sales-1 car corn, 37}%c; car hay, $3.50.
WILKINS g. CLARK,
PRODUCE COMMISSION,
Butter, Eggs, Poultry. Consignments solicited
$50 JACKSON STREET. ST. PAUL.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-01-13
New Y orb reduce,

NEW YORK. Jan. 12.-Flour dull and heavy;
receipts, 2S,S39 bbls; exports, 4.004 bbls and
3O,226 sacks. Sales, 15,000 bbls. Common to
choire white wheat, Western extra, 81 1906;
common to good extra Ohio, SS.15Q3.25; COM
mon to choice extra st. Louis, $31505. 40;
patent Minnesota extra good to prime
S4.70@5. Wheat-Spot less active; options
opened heavy and declined AI3&c, later
ruled stronger and advanced 3a@5sc closing
firm. Receipts. 81, $50 bu; exports. I33, 626
blu. Sales. 2,4l6.000 blu future, and LIS, QUO
spot; No. spring, CSC; ungraded red
SS1409215c; No. red, 901ac; No. 2 red, 92c
elevator, 9214@93$4c delivered; No. l red
96c: No. white, 92s4c; extra red. 931lc ele-
vator, 953se delivered; ungraded white 5000
92c; No. 2 red January, S1ss@915sc; March,
931s@931sc, closing at $3.50; April, $500
951Ic closing at 954c; May. 955s@g65Sc, clos
ing at 9a@sc; June, 9639@9714c. closing at
971c; July, 97ss@974, closing at
975sc; August, 973s@9Sc, closing at CSC.
Corn-Cash Il shade lower; options a trifie
better, closing firm: trade very light: re-
ceipts, 41,3S4 bu; exports, S2,31+ bu; sales
296.G0U bu futures and $4,000 bu SPOT; un-
graded, 4104Sc; No. 8, Acc elevator; steamer
1910; elevator,47A atioat; No. 2, 4714@473Sc,
elevator; steamer. yellow, 4T15c; February
4S(04S14c. closing at 4S14c; May, 5O14l5O5Sc.
closing at 505Sc. Oats Il shade easier and less
active; receipts, 60,S00; exports. none; mixed
Western. 3s@3Tc; white Western, 3S@42c
Coffee fair: Rio firm at 1890: onions
sllOhSCi anu etSiA' % SAWS, SO. aoU DdSS, jan
nary, $13.406I13.55; February, $500
@l3.40; March, S13.2U@13.4O: April.
Sl3.15@I330; May S13.2S0I3.45; June.
SI3.20G13.45; July, SI3.200IS.4O. Sugar.
dull; refined dull; &c" 459@45sc;
lated, 53s@6c Molasses dull. Petroleum
firm; United closed AT 7IAc. Turpentine
firm at 396Dss3.c. Eggs quiet and and weak:
receipts, 3,0l3 packages; Western, 32@33c.
Pork steady and quiet; mess quoted at Sl20
6s4c. Lard opened weak, closed firm: West
ern steam spot, S6.671S; January, Sc. 60 ::
February, S6.6496.67; March, Sc. 7O@6. 73:
April. Sc. 7S@6S0; May, Sc S416s7: oity
steam, $3.50. Butter firm and far demand:
Western fat at llmI2sIc