The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-09-22
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The mac vho 10 always olsimopg IA
brrts Is l, booze u slusys ibe isai 90
% - bons
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F1sanl sinsealiy % assaeisiirs With b.
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rsrstis coiutt5 nose and breath thai vi
dive Gee OF q TIE room.
nn,ylrseis reniadi us q . socie,!
81 solofal sisters 10 Atlsbla uhich has g.
anpitenary ,'c'y mouth.
Qsetu yic,ons u ssld 10 hsvc isken 4
siss.ss = not ille lisd Der illusiiIous sei
has btca paiii,i % Tor - long, hossrer
- Ine sale kiBd oi a ifee 10 gsi aadei
10 avoid . tbandcf ahoNef, - tho Gbtisl-
ma uee
Ia i tue llai doctors disagree, huI
thor doa, disagree ball 20 much as then
medicines do.
ia q cheap restaurant. See here
waiter; this steak Is At least three weeks
old Can't ssy, siri I've only been here
fortnight
-"Dg you playI' inquued Miss Belle
OF the young travelling man who Was walk
lpg shh Der 80 the approached The
piano "Nrll -et-yes--an occasional
game q draw. but never 10 excess you
kao4
Wife: II think. my dear, that We had
beslss name the baby Bill. +" Husband
'BlnF What do you wan, bin named
thai iorY Wife. 80 that be will be
esllel H.iliam when he grows up"
When woman takes hold aud man
ages a farm all alone people think her won
deflully .mu,. but they never think oil
~ raising the somen who manage the farms
aud tho farmers too.
bessie, hear your sister is sick
What lis bert" Il don't know, ma'am,
Maybe us The diploma, The what,
ohildf" "The diploma heard mother
ray thai she took Il at school
sam Jones, the noted evangelist, says
Tho most beautiful sight in this world is
to zee family around cheerful fire With
the head OF the family reading from BIZ
local paper which be has paid for IN ad-
vance
i PEDESTRIAN Madame, boy whom
am told is Jour sou has just thrown q
stone q, me- causing a wound that is yer,
painful Wha, are you going to do abou
~ Moiher-I don't know have you tired
arrieaY"
Ghost Of Baconlet, Prince of Pen
marks aside TO Dobuellyl; Alasl poor
Shakespeare knew bin, lgnaiius; q
fellow OF inlinile jest, Of most excellent
fancy; hc hath borne me ON bis name Tor
800 years. now bow innocuous bis desue-
,udel
Pack Peddler: "0i ! sell all my
goois as cheap Ms | sell you clio az, my
fsmIy vouldl hait TO eat snow soup all
dh ia,er." Farmer Skintiint: "Woll,
I'll uale yon apples for the coat an
vest Your family can have pie all win
ter
a good lady from a parish ont West
was relating the riiualistie ways OF their
new rector. which had harassed them
deeply: Why. before service he walks
around the church IN bassock and
surplus winch only comes down to his
knees.
Countryman Ito booksellerl My |
wife wants me 20 get her Testament.
Bookseller Yes, sir. New Testament,
SUPPOSE Country man -"Well, / dunno.
II you've one that amt too much used up,
reckon a second hand one would suit her
inst as we'll. "
After careful study OF large mum
Der OF tables aud consulting With cloud
OF witnesses. there seems to be no qurs
tion but that the Volunteer can beat th'
Thistle unless circumstances should afist
whereby the rAis.le should sail faster than
the Volunteer.
-Aygry pretty Sunday school soug is
entitled POT your atmor on, ny boys.
The = an pii l1aii who does uoi like 10
hear Il Sue says Il sounds like Put your
arms afeund Bls boys, and il always
makes H feel 80 lonesome like.
'Iohn. dear, she said, yesterday
GOV rod yoar boot jack With silk plush and
painted some tiosers on il. and il is per-
fccily lovely. You will be delighted wten
you .ee il, tnoa" I've seen it, said
John. you have Whent 2" 'Lsst night.
| threw u at cat. "
"A man has invented q mechanical doll
Tia. cs.oa Ike BABY, SAYS an exchange
But can j, CROW like baby Can 1t kick
ap lis heels aad smile ., yon Like a blue
,ky on an April iays Can !, possess il
.eli With ,hose admirable qualities thai
,aascn lite mother 10 ask; Aims II like
Is father Aaia't II got bis very eyes, his
mouth. So erpressios, his very way about
himYF II II cant, the mechanical doll is
mis rable failure a. ilt as Il is intended
o b. Substitute iof BABY
- contemporary asks. did 1t ever
,ceaf . saybody that il tue women Of tbis
,ouniry shoald mafcb en- masse 70 the
Dol 10 vol. 10 poser 90 earth conld stop
hcmt7 Turn COW loose near The polls
"a The iniraaehisel women would scst
er zen asssc" No power on earth could
top the pauic.
81 see, said Bfo3n. that they nov
say thai beci tea IL WORTHLESS as al article