New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-27
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

"There Is no more disagreeable person on earth,
says a quiet gentleman, than the strong man who,
every time he shakes hands with you, sQueeEes your
fingers to a pulp or every time no meets you on the
street catches tho tenderes spot on your arm ana
pinches It until you vince The man who slaps you on
tho leg Who'll he comes to sit down with you ought TO
be treated TO the dose and think there ought to
be framed general statute to provide for tho punish
ment of tho big men who seize every opportunity to
make themselves ntoJerablo to with less muscle
than they have got"
There is chain OF prairie dog towns along the Texas
and Pacific road, beginning west Of Abilene and ex-
tending neany to Big springs. Tho little follows
always climb upon their hills ana squst on thelr n ~
feet to watch tho tran by Hunters tell me u Ii
almost Impossible to kill ono OF the dogs ana gov MS
body quickly does he dive into his hole a. inc eh
ploson of gun Frequently, II fatally hit, the nttie
blu falls dead into his earth doinlcn Mon nave
tried to make them come out OF their Sy ,he
hole hut they will not emerge at that treatment
Some OF tho villages cover I've acres " ground ana
think Their territory extends for 100 miles along iny
run In Texas.-(St. Louis Globe Democrat
A very unpleasant complication has arisen IN
wealthy and fashionable church in Cincinnati for
some time past a wjman OF previously doubtful repu
taion has been constant attendant at the serVicos Vi
this church. She has frequently been anected 10 cas
by tho sermons, and In other ways has mshiIeSteo
great interest IN religion Tho prominent members OF
,ho church. however. and especially the ladies' arc
indignant her for venturing TO SIT amongrespocsDie
peopo aid tho pastor been requested to inform her
that sho IA wanted. Thus far he does not appear
to have done TINS, and number OF people taiA OF
leaving church. uness the woman Is made 10 DO So
Oh. these womenl A brakeman a railway exacted
from his wife that she always signal from par
cular window of thor little house a. his aH "eht ny,
aud over sinvo no ha- always seen the nut'eiin
kerchieL But the other day the ralh happenodi ~
run by slowly, and he Saw-a dummy III iaihh ar
gown leaning against tho window casing, With dish
Cloth pinned to It's sleeve = Yonkcrs statesman
A utto boy in Mount Vernon TO whom had been
.Iraffh IA mot
ho could buy a wife for that sum. She told MN tha
"A vito would cost about much whom his eyes naShoo
and he said: III It's goin to cost that much deS'
Ia rather have hoIse."
NETWORKS Money Market-Ncw York Spectator
Did you take those Mud Run Watered STOCK 'en'n
mortgage bonds to the bank , ,,, ,hts
CT rk-ies, sir; took hair uu'hoi "'ou'A '''
morning 49,, COO 900 nm than,
No, sir they said they wouldn't give over ha'i
a cent a pound for EN- , ......ur .r.,
Omaha World.
conference 20 discuss the inspiration Of the Bible
will be held in Philade phla November 10. Some
Of he most prominent Biblical scholars in the coun-
try will ta,o part In the discussions
A Democratic organ says "the gadny under the
tail Of he Grand Old Party In New York ls PIohioi
ton. The iald headed hornet up the trousers leg
OF the oil Bourbon Democratic party In New-fors Is
the Henry George Labor par y. II may be easily IN
ierrrd which Is the moro rritatins-(NorrlstOwn
Herald.
Tho cthens OF Kansas CITY firmly convinced that
George Francis Train is crazy For who, they ask,
but crazy could talk thus about tho Metropolis
Of the Kawl d" on your streets this morning
and tho clcancst p that could lind TO walk was
in tho gutter. why have you 90 much mud In tho
streets You have some decent sidewalks, but tho
most OF them Ike hay racks. You need an art
gallery here and academy OF music, something 10
elevate the people nobler ideal than that OF hog
You have mado OF money hogs and rcal estate,
but ifyou keep all the time wallo"ing In a hog pen
you Will grow up stall fed cattle
Moe Interstate iusnos--' Ictter keep your head in
tho car continued conductor on the Lansing train
no passed through coaoh aud saw an oid man with
his head thrust out.
1t wa, slowly drawn In and the owner turned TO
man the behind and asked
What harm does 1t do to put my head out y
You might knock some of the tel 9rapn poles down"
"Oh, that Ill Well, If they are ~ 'frad of few
old po,cs II keep my head In That's the way on tho
railroads sincothat now Jaw went !-o ELECT -lDetNt
FREQ Press
Tho rlmor comcs rom Scotland that number OF
scottish members Of Parliament have dubbed together
and viii lruduco Buchanan's drama The Blue Bells
Of scotland" In England and aterwad In this country
and canada for the benefit Of tho Highland croreis
Circumstances Alter OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES is the
vi " AhoUt t,rt,, and most Of them deadhcads"
no Vl Why you laid yesterday that 1t had
sworn circulation VI 4,O50'
oIb %To what q, You mean, anyhow"
"My dear sir, mean that sOld out my hi'ViVS' Al
tbo paLer last evening. 90 Lincoln journal
4 great many costly aud beautiful buildings are
Going ND ON tho Back Bay, Boston In fact Boston
Is ENJOYING a quiet but substantial "boom" at the
nresont tmo, and is growing with groat raw"ty
prshed Into TcmI tation.-First Omaha Man-Thelcs J
old RednoSe drunk again. , =. ..,.
second omaha Man-Yes, | told him not 10 taAo
that iob hut ho wouldn't listen.
"What jobF -. g., , o, nm, u |
81 don't know exactly what the WORK was nut II |
wa, somewhoro down IN Kansas omihi World