The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1887-07-21
BRIGHT BITS.

Mrs. LANGTRY, who applies simultaneously
Tor citizenship and divorce, thereby demon
strates that she is thoroughly acquainted with
the customs of the COuntry.-Jlttge.
As IN my bed at morn lie
listen for the old church clock;
The reason simple is for |
Have put my watch and chain in hook.
-ChdrieStOI0n Enterprise
WHERE are you going to spend the SUMMER"
asked Alpha of Omega.
II am going to spend il where there are no
mosquitoes, replied Omega.
An, yes; see. You are going to stay at
home. "-Norristotgu Heraid
IT IS reported that two Baltimore lawyers set
tied a case with their fists few days ago, This
practice should be strongly encouraged among
lawyers, for clients would then at least have
some fun out of law suit, even if they got
nothing else-eXcept, of course, the usual pro
fessional charges. ChdrIestOign Enterprise
THE girls who go into ecstasies over new
pattern for knit lace, who grow enthusiastic
over making paper flowers, who read novels
galore who go to the opera whenever they get
chance who wear boots a size too small for
them, who say awful forty times day, etc,
make just as good wives as the other kind, and
don't you forget it.-PuCk.
Mrs. A. (who is taking French lessonsl.
Now, Bridget, when Prof. Blanque comes you
must say Entrez' to him, and he will know what
you mean and come into the parlOr." THE bell
rings, and Bridget goes to the door. 1t is the
PrOfessOT). Ontario" says Bridget ''Wud We
walk into the pairer. SUR" CThe Professor
walked in, and Bridget reported her triumph to
the cook. )-Hdper's Bdzdr.
Two Chicago men on a street car A woman
enters and one of the men hastily gives her his
seat. The other one looks on in astonishment
and when the woman gets off says: You are
growing strangely polite"
How soy
''Why, you gave that woman your seat Just
now / never saw you do anything of the kind
before. You must have been struck by her APP
"Oh, no. You see l owe her husband, and she
knows who am. '--frkdRSGU TrdUeier
HELLO, James! What's become of your
plumesE' was Mr.. Gladstone's jovial introduce
tory remark to Mr.. Blaine.
william, replied Mr. Blaine with gravity
'at present they are a little out of place, and
have put them in little box, along with the
battleiiaCs; but expect the boys will insist
upon their resumption in 1888"
Same here, same here" exclaimed Mr..
Gladstone, humping his chest. These things
are not everyday ornaments, and it is a good
thing TO know how and when and where to wear
them. '-Jltdge.
A DAKoTA HORSE was picked up by little af-
ternoon zephyr out there the other day carried
half mile and left in an unacceptable mass
by the side OF ravine, and on the headStOne
which her kind master reared he inscribed these
words:
This old family steed
Now no more we shall feed
In life there could nothing go faster
She was born at HobOken,
And died all wndhrokeu
By breeze that couldn't get past her.
Duluth Photographer.
THE little busy humble bee
Is buz2iug on the wing.
With polished point put carefully
Upon his steely sting
The small boy loafing on the lea
With hat in hand will try
To bother the busy humble bee
And flick him ON the fly.
The b. b. b, will simply smile
He won't a second waste
But that boy be heard about mile
AS he humps for home in haste.
-ChdrleSto7rm Enterprise.