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Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
In the wrong Bedroom.

George M ellor took too much OF the
ardent yesterday, aud last night his
mind was so obscured that he mistook
the front doorstep of house on Main
street, near Ninth, for his bedroom. The
front gate served as the door, which he
carefully closed, and then. imagining
himself in the privacy of his chamber,
he commenced to dsrobe himself. The
SER Ant objected to such proceedings,
but could not brighten Mellor away.
Officer Benedict was informed of the
state of affairs, and, in company with
Officer Reel, he tried to persuade Mellor
TO leave his extemporaneous chamber.
This Mellor objected to, and Selling his
shoes, which stood, as he supposed, al
the head of his bed, he attempted to dc
great bodily harm to the officers. he
Was conquered, however. and taken tt
the police station, where he was charged
with being drunk and disorderly.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
A STROKE OF GENIUS.
Col. Gray Gets His Passions -"
Good shape.

Col. A. NJ. Gray has made mos' III
portant discovery in his researches INV
high art. He has been most huei"''s
able in the pursuit of pictures TO rep,e
sent the various moods and.tenses OF tne
human face under strong emotions WIFE
which to embelish the scenery anu
surroundings of the temple Oh nus,
which he has planned in Pasadena auu
"has struck it rich" He has az va vas
expense studied all the PHOTOGRAPH hai.
leries of the state and touna tue VII al. .
of his most earnest desires. WIN
view of representing "Melanenoly ne
took the photograph of an Oakland r .ha
estate agent. under which Is 10 DC 'ne
following inscription: -.
"With ewes appraised as one inspired
Pale Melanc by sat retirei saot
And from her wild sequesterep sea enc.
In notes by distance made more sWees boz
Poured through the mello" hoin Ae'
And dash j soft from rocks around
Bubbiipg runnels Joined the Soma.
Another and richer discovery was a
picture of Northern Citrus Belt man
to represent Jealousy" HIS picture
is superb:
"TDy numbers, Jealousy, to nougnt were
Sad proof of thy dlstressful state;
OF differing themes the veering song WAS
And now it eourted Love-" now, raVlng'
called on "Hate.
To picture despair" he has placed
San Francisco real estate man In cor
ner, with the inscription;
"With woful measures, wan Despair,
In sullen sounds his grief beguileo'
A solemn, strange and mingled ar i,,v
Twas sad, by fits, by starts, twas wlio'
As representative of ''Cheerfulness'
the Colonel chose Los Angeles real
estate dealer, with the inscription:
But OH how altered was its sprightlier
When "Gheeriulness," a nymph OF health
lest hue.
Her bow across her shoulder flung,
Her buskins gemmed with morhihs osHMi
Blew an inspiring air that dale and thlckel
rhe hunters call, to faun and dryad
known. -,
eyed Queen,
'atyrs and sylvan boys were seen
,eeping forth from alleys green;
3rown Exercise" rejoced to hear,
And sport leaped up and seized MS
beeehen spear"
The final ornamentation will be Joy,
crowned with ivy and holding a dance
n Temples vale with "Mirth. These
pictures are taken from Pasadena and
Nonrovia real estate dealers, and are
rue to nature, being taken from life by
lis special artist, who fought, bled and
lied in the service of high art"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
$50.
Etosecraus Lois.

Lots 50x140, with wide. ornamented ave-
nues, at kosecrans. All lots 5000 down,
balance IS per month. without interest.
Rosecrans is situated on beautiful ele-
Walton commanding fine view OF the city
and ocean. and for villa residences is un-
surpassed in the county. 1t is supplied
with the finest srtesian water, piped through
all the streets. The best sewer system in
Southern California. road Is how being
negotiated for to run brtween the town and
Los Angeles. a distance of six miles.
Apply to ooms s and 3. Wilson Block, "a
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
FINANCE AND TRADE.
A Review OF the Days TRANSACT
lions.

NEW YORK, Jnne 3.-The STOCK ma'Aes
displayed tone to-day in marked contrast
| with that of yesterday. Scarcely uace Va
the general weakness remained ana almost
everything made a handsome recovery
There we're buying orders at the opening
from both foreign and domestic sources
but the professionals fought the improve
ment and soon made a raid upon values
which had some effect; but, failing to dis-
lodge any long stock, they soon started IN 10
cover and the advance inaugurated lasteu
Until well In the afternoon, when the usual
reaction closed the market at fractional
conc ssions from the best figures. The Ia
vorite points of attack by the bears were
Fort Worth and Denver. Richmond ana
West Point, Union Pacific and hooking
Valley. Tie tirstnamed stock. however,
rallied sharply, and for the first time IN
many days closed with net advance ior
the day. Changers were strong, ana eSpe-
eihlly Northwestern, upon large 1ncfea.e
in earnings above those formerly reported
The upward movement was checked ABOUT
p. NJ, and daring the last hour prices were
OFT, the market closing quiet anc heavy.
Almost the entire active list is hlgher thls
evening. Although advances are connneu
to fractions in most cases, Jersey Central is
up 15s per cent and Oregon Improvement |
IL.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
Rraad ACIer.

Broad Acres town lots, 5ox150 for $50, $40
per month No interest. Pure water, fine
swiss hotel Going Off fast. Call at No. %
N. Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

NEW YORK, June 3-Petroleum was
dull: the market opened at 627sc highest
63sse; lowest, 62s4c closing at 651s Sales,
967 GOO barrels.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

The beautiful hotel in Swiss style to be
built in Broad Acres will be novelty and a
$50 lots, $40 per month. No interest.
No. % N. Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

New YORK, June 3-The closing quota
lions were: Three per cent. coupons, =;
-Four per cent. coupons, 1885; four
and half per cent. coupons, 1922; Central
Pacific, 4OI; Denver & Rio Grande, 3ls4
Louisville 4 Nashville, 673s Michigan
Central, 1891; Kansas & Texas, SlA' New
York Central. 1871; Northern PACING, 3z1s
Preferred 6O7s; Northwestern, 261S; Oregon
improvement, 5lM: oregon Navigation, "a
Texas Pacific. S31a Union Pacific, 81;
United States Express, 6S; Wells, Fargo &
Co.'S Express, 81; Western Union, ia
NEW YORK, June 3-Money on call
Easy; loaned at from 1905 per cent; closed
offered, per cent.
Prime mercantile paper, 5@6 per cent.
Sterling exchange, uull but steady at
s4s5l4 for sixty day bills; s4.s61a for de-
mand.
Government bonds-Dull, but steady.
NEW YORK, June 3.-Bar silver, 95ts.
In. Inn lan iallnaxi u
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

LIVERPOOL, June 3.-The Leading Weekly
Grain Circular says that there has been no
fresh features during the past week, and
that the same steadiness prevails as that
noted last week Without activity, prices
remain unchanged in tue various markets.
Further cargoes that have arrived off the
coast will probably be ordered away. There
has been few sale, of cargoes on passage,
and for shipment at firm rates. To-day
there was but moderate attendance and
the tone was quiet but steady. In wheat a
mod crate business was done at Tuesdays
rates Iu flour there is a fair trade. with
hardening prices Maize is firm and rather
scarce, but inactive.
LIVERPOOL. June 3.-Wheat firm; demand
fair; holders offer moderately.
Corn-Quiet; demand poor.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
Decree of The POpe.

ROME, June 3.-The Pope has finally
decided that Cardinal Jierende shall
represent the Pope during the Queens
Jubilee celebration in London.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
HUNTINGTON.

Choice lots in beautiful Huntington
for sale by Wiesendanger & Bonstll, %
First street, over the bank.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

In the town of Broad Acres; $40 per month
without interest. No lottery scheme. Boom
boom boom. We have struck it rich. No.
% N. Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

A Swiss hotel is to be at once erected in
the town of Broad Acres. $50 lots, $40 per
month. No interest. % North spring
street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
so,O Acres Cheap.

Water In every section, sl5 per acre.
George W. Johnston, Downey avenue ana
Alta street, Z. L. A. P. 0. box 5s2.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
SAN FRANCISCO, June S.-The following
o. al
The Grain Markets.

DOMESTIC.
SAN Francisco, June 3.-Wheat-Buyer
'S7, s2.15; spot, 500; July. Sl.s6; August
81 $50.
Barley-Dull; buyer 'S7, $f1s7s.
California large yellow,
s1.20 per GENITAL; small yellow, sl.2O;
white, S1.25.
CHICAGO. June $3.50 M.-Close-Wheat
steady; cash, 90L5; July, SOS; August, Sal :.
Corn-Steady; cash, $50 Per busheli jury,
39s4 August, IL.
karleY-Nnminal at SIC per bushel.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

$50.
ESQ.
uoon,, Roon,, Boom!

From Rosecrans, the cheapest tract ever Of
fered to the public Rooms and 9, wilson
p1ool
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
Money TO Loan
Fifty Dollar Lots

On farm or city property. at per cent.
FRANK G. DRAPEL,
No. A Court ST., Los Angeles, Cal.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

No. Admission for gentleman and lady
AL and for each additional lady 81 extra,
Tickets can be obtained from any OF the
!ady patronesses or q. A. Sumner. 81 North
Main street. je4-lA
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

T.. II. GARNSEY, Room l6 Bryson Block
a. w. KING. l13 West First Street.
II. L, MACNEIL, 16 Court Street.
Il, e. HALL, Lawyer Block.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

Open daily from 10 a. III. to 9 P M, ana
from 1850 10 10 o'clock every evening, south
Main street. Cars stop at the immense pa
viIion espeeially erected to exhibit this
decisive battle OF the late civil war. tt
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

Force their way into manga household that
might be protected from their inroads, by
the simple precaution Of keeping in the
house that benign family medicine and
safeguard OF health, Hostetter's stomach
Bitters. Particularly where there are chill
drsn. should il be kept on hand. as a
prompt remedy for infantile complaints, in
their outset easily conquersble, but which,
il allowed to engraft themselves on the
delicate childish organism. are not easily
dislodged. and spe eddy work grievous mis-
chief. Irregularity of the bowels. indiges-
tion and biliousness, are ailments OF com
mon occurrence in the household. Chill
dren, living in malarious regions, are more
liable to be attacked with cbills and fever
than adults, and the ravages OF that fell
disease in their system are speedier and
more serious. In remote localities; far from
profess. onal aid 1t is especially desirable.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
Chicago Meat Market.


CHICAGO, June 3.-Pork-Steady; I'm
changed cash, s23 per barrel.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

Instant relief from muscular pain by st
Jacobs Oil B. G. Thomas, Lexington, Ky
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
PR0VIDENCIA RANCHO!
1900 ACRES, MOUNTAIN AND VALLEY,
THE LAMB
IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY

"
buildings
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04
BURBANK,


City of Los
for quality
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04

Tickets To-day at Lewis Bros.
For $3.50 Garvanzo lot.
LEWIS BROS
101 and 1t3 n. Spring st.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-06-04


Hoor,o Of eth o
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17
rur ONE THING NE REGRETTED.

An old soldier lay dying In little town
In Peunsylysnls one dsy last week. "ls
theirs any thing on your mind that troubles
your" asked ,he pastor. IS an expression
OF grave concern passed over the veterans
face. Eyes" said the dylng mao, there
Il. Ihave not made use OF my opporiani'
ties. wss In the war about four years
In many battles. aud thought l tried 10 DO
nv duty. Hut never picked up lighted
shell, with iis burnlng fuse spattrrlng Close
Ia the shell, sud threw IL over TIE pnspet
OF the fort. have been . regular attend.
ant upon army fsuuion-, sni have Rad
the newspapers since the war, snd nad
that sm the only min 10 IN. Unlon army
Who has not performed thai fest. although
had plenty ol opportunities. Ny lie has
been wasted" "Bat Why" asksl tie pas
tor, kindly. odd you not DO II when you
had the opportunity" Because" said
the gsllsn, old soldier, Il wanted 10 save
the shell. always kDeit dorn aud pallsd
the fuse GU, with my teeth" Aud then
the noble life went oct with snap like .
friction primer.-Buniefis.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17
ASTONISHING succsss

IL Ia the duty OF every person who has
used BoscAss'sGerpsaH Syrup 20 let its won.
dsrfal qualities be known TO their friends
In curing Consumption, severe Coughs.
Group. Asthms, Pneumonia, and, In fact.
al Throat asd Lang Diseases. No person
can use II without Immediate relief. Three
doses will relieve any case. and We con.
slider Il the duty OF all Druggists 20 recon-
mend II 10 the poor, dying cousumptive.
A. least To Try one bottle. a. so 900 dozen
bottles were sold last year. and no one case
where II failed WAS reported. Such .
medicine as the Gsrnda Syrup cannot be
too widely known. Ask your Druggist
about Il. Sample bottles 90 try, sold az
10 cents. Regular size, Is cents. Sold BY
al Druggists and Dealers, In the United
States and Canada
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17

Hardly a week passcs Without TIC men,
ton ~ Tie newspapers q sudden deaua,
am II lsis ihc alarming frequency II III
statement till ,,sih vns nusd ~ rhsi-
n.aiim o. Runifia Il the heait ,aun'i
nii a. have l.xn noiicrj. In all rrols.
hlis r.1ny deaths rlifilu i,d IN htsrt de
CO. ere r1fsci T. thce icffilie di,easst.
Will afc inr r.ofo tare,fcul llan J. rCn-
t-.llr cl.a's.ti. Il iisic rny positive
uf.f Itris.i tlsNsr a. such d question
rf.es o. flllo Who lore Ten ctfui ~
ti Uroi t.hlIlns.
Ih. Ne, Apiil -. iss6
tlhtfi.nf,s Irfit,d lie ILsuuaibm
ga q Boo. h 81 urv cue ioE that
i...-.r. i,lc lhc lndge that cauiss ~.
sskls o,,r. Aih'uphef,. d,fef,es rood
vofd frpm az. rnd vii surely gsi Ifaise
81 sil sio have ussd it
Ell. Tcnsln Ari. lloyts fxpfcs.
Nr-. 'ts'sf. y. n. Mar,h ~, issG.
,nr st.F ago While suffering With a
T.e.I "a. d.nlulfy ! VS. induced "
ifio0l. ID m.nr a. tv lCiils n Aih-
lrnhars, n,ilrii ] bed little l,li,lin any
thirrJ tiriinl. lui. contrary a. ny "a
f.rini.r.. D. cave rc immediate relief,
lui "a &. tiih '-ssrrr that ! can nov
r.slmmsr itiof.i ecnrain.anto., i,slirg
rrrih.t tiry vill fni e ihc rrrfdy = ~
cd. &c srh difrlliiss. ,s I had tiled
crl-ti.r. &C. Win liiilc 60 30 relief
r,rE N. kufY.
ifinslslc -. n. MAY is. ls,c.
fr.cl eel s'ils 70 Aihlolhcr,s and ny
"a .. f.... IA s.a 4 have YIrUf con
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17

came upon the stream In question. they
were nearly down to the confluence OF
the s-ifi and Upper saco; for they dds.
covered q river u come from 70 n. W.
into s,wco ssih River" which the
day following they explored with canoes
for many miles. IL IL safe TO sfi'm that
no stream Of ,hs, whole region. save the
Upper saeo itself. will 10 any degree
sn,wr their description Of this north.
west branch. -.
Remembering. then. iha, Lo,ewell
wa. coming up from the south, from the
font whici he had just made upon O'sipee
Pond, We need to look for some tributary
of,he Swift River flD-ing norihwsrd aud
joining II near it, confluence With the up
per saoo. sach stream exists, aud all Who
have dnun from Tamwofth 10 Conway
have followed ii for some distance and
crossed Il here ard their; even In the cars
/, can be seen . few miles below Conway
Station. Small though !, Be. i bears
10 the swift River the tribute OF the va.
ter.hed lying between the northern ridge
Of Chocorus aud the highlands IN the
northern par, Of the townships Of Madison
and Ruoa. IL d.lliss In three ponds on
IL. way. the las, u which is to-day esll-
cd Psqaawksi Pond. The stream IL
.elf.ill appear. upon the map a. Psqasw'
he. Branch. A westerly fork, II we may
rely upon the State map. ri.es oa the
slope 81 Chocoma. By following no
other stream could one make 20 eires
journey from osipes POnd 70 the s'if'
River. lts direction aad emboachuie
agree: even It's name boss 10 u,, |.
M.l,olio would say. What possible OBJ
lection 10 recognizing IL. the sirian
which hl~. from Pgwaek,, HIP
The neat step We take uofs 'imiily'
IL would be too dogm.,ic 70 say TIA, the
Psssek.t liill OF l795 can b. no other
thsn the Checorua II to-day. ADD yet
ihi. esrsinly seem. very plausible.
SAFELY there u IN that regioa no candidate
for The honor Of icing the hn, ehris,ened
Of cur White Hills TIA; can eater into
composition ~i,h IL. The present. name
probably dos not d,e from before tie
time Of the settlement, Of the region. Al
bany "a, no, settled until 1900. aid the
nsishboring town. abou, the same time.
The name Of the h,pl,ss Indian chief
Cnoeou, Va, no, PROBABLY be''owed uF-
on the mountain AL ,omc years later. /
iiri fad !, 90 the So'rmsn Map OF l1vO
Standing =, the very portal Of he Pig.
wseksi tg.on. notably the mos, indi'id'
aal Of New Hampshire mountains. it,
cleaning hslme, Il granite visible fof
,eort. Of miles 10 the southwark. and
seen plainly enough from MonAdsoek,
from which summit. the year before. a.
We learn ron an earlier journal. this
same willard bad deserted PIgsaeSei IA
| d.. proper bearing thus the mott natural
Landmark fof tie scout OF explorer, -.i
would surely be more strange n they had
M name 70, IL than ,hA, Il sholld have
been the only ehr.iened peak north OF
Lake winbepesAukse. We would hold
our view, ~iih Difference aad diihisnce,
aad TO the question. Wa Molnt Cho-
coru. the OH sinsl pigwAeke, HIP We
would merely reply. l. not the Pre'amP-
ton very strong IA iis favor,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17
nEwIrr ANp ALpERMAN o BLASK.

one day last week. while the mayor %
New York wa. srg,gsd In writing an slAb-
oraie spp,al 10 The assembly committee on
cities In favor of -omc highly important
ls.l.l.,iou, hs va, interrupted by his
m,r.bA Aldsrmsn % 'Blank wished - zee
hin. Alderman O'Blank bad not walled
for the msr'haL Aldermen never whlI
The msyOr had not time . naish ogi TIE
line bsfOfe Alderman O'blAuk broke oui
col understand, Misihsr Mayor thai
" hsv vs,o,d my rlsolo0shln ,onisrfin' on
Araygo vinch.nro the rolgh, io sriei
p,ynut shtsnd ffinlust the lamp poet In
wnaxtsr .htraie. Now, sor, Misther VIM
chino IL wan o. my most RESPECTED con.
.,ltOoents lie 4. an Eyeiallan ginile-'
Alderman. peanut statds are ruls'
snee. won't tolerate any more oo''fue-
tiOns la the"
"BSi. Mls,hsr Mayor, the EJssslian vote
Ia my dishulci-'
II don't care that" with suap OF the
nagsr.. "for tie I,ali,n vote In your dis
ufiei, sir
Alderman O'Dl.nks eye. were a. big
a. the beer glasses 10 his saloon. Not care
for the Italian vote. mayor who vetoed
resolution. without rrgari % TIE vote
IA, .or, oil must pro'is' the In
,hTust-"
Alderman -
"Yi-, sor."
Il took an oath - supper, sas Laws
when came into this ofii;e
"Yis, sOf"
80 did you. but guess you have for
COTTON H.
"Yis, sor-,hn IL, no. s0r. Cd rcmem'
Der all about II, sor. Bat the quls'lDn here
Il no, one Of the paths. whN ! want tsr
know Ia this Will ye withdraw The '.ioe.
II ~lil not"
Tain, sor-"
Nov, is may csr,lsssly be sald The, JOB
would have s.t there ani heard i1e slief'
man oat, hut the trouble l., there IL M
record OF JJD'- ever having been pliesi In
such q position. A. all events. Mayor
Hewitt dlin't pause - consider the osil'
tiful example OF that ancient tranqail -pir.
10. lie wheeled srOuni In hi. chair aud
said
Now, look here's fm busy. sni haven't
go, time 10 bother with this thing. You
aud can never agres. Yoa lo)x a. la
n. relation ~ votes. look AZ II Ia IL ~.
l,,lou 10 ths law Yoa may az well leave
ne alone"
IL wa. EFF alone.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17

-IrHAtsHHsss. ~ LfGuor HI,n. oIa -
CuTsi ~ odD,iHisieriRg ir Hdiass Golden
Ngsclfc-li eau be given 10 cup ~ 'of'e
or ts without the kuOwlsisr ~ the per-
sou taxing IL, snecllns . speedy and PEI
m,p' nj cur. whether the p>ilsnt Is mol
crate dfitker or an alcoholic wreck. Thou
sancs % trunkards have been made TEN
per1ts men who have taken the Golden
Specific In their coffee without their knosl
edge. aud 20 day believe they cult drinking
OF their own free will. No harmful Effects
resnli from is administration. Cores guar.
sn,eed. Send FOR circular and full parilt.
ulArs. Address 10 confidence GoIpES Sra
cfTic Co, is Race ST., Cincinnati, %.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17
THE BOYCOTT.

"Ielio, Smith. what's the matter with
your You have one boot polished and the
other looks ~ ifit hadnt seen blaeking
for O month"
"Yssi my boo,blaek bOyeo,,ei me an
hour ago"
"whst's that fori'
"well. you see, jas, ~ he flashed this
boot be asked me u I owned any stock In
the New Zssland Electric Light Company.
when I told him did he declared that the
Australian Association Of Amslgamsted
Bootblseks had boyco,ted that enterprise
and all Its patrons, and were sustained Ia
the boycott by the Uoitsd States Assoels.
ton OF Shoe Poilshers. Horrible. isn't itf'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17

A farmer near MIiroy. Pa. removed q
stump from Held one day last week. In
It, hollow WAS what seemed 10 b. q lot OF
kpotted rope. Aftsr the supposed rope
haf lain 10 the sun for . abort time, the
farmer discovered that Il was . mass OF
coppsrhead SNAKES twisted and intsrIsced
together with the hesds Outward. II II
reported that be killed them and found that
there was just 1913. it's . pity he coqidn's
have made Il On even 200.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17

w. T. wyer. Saccsrspps, writes 81
have used three bottles OF Kings Sarssps-
rilla and fisd 10 does all that II IL recon.
meuded 10 DO. Send me three bottles
more" Read Advertisement In this paper.
The only si.0o Ssrsspirills for rs cis. In
the MARKET A clear, slightly, reliable pre-
paratiou. Try 10 and be convinced.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17

Oau tim While on q trip - karope, ]
bscsme sCqssiui,d with qults urmbrf ui
nv fsl'os passtrc'rs on ihs sistm'f, an
~ bic ,bs qlHr iuicrs.isd In "a 'ssias Al
each o'hsf- native t0sn toll 90 ~
mara stis happy younz lady that sosss' 4
hlr raflvr iusr ~ss sassf % 4 Va
elderly lsiy as scs,mP,nifi ~ ayuuag
glfl. stit,uily hef niece iocAi'd hen
A. safss 10 auaf Ayuusg msu nanyi A..
m, q ~. always the lat ~ apSeAf on deck
lei ihf mlfhlug. iioi him tasi jagged
b. -. from - 90 a. ilsi' oa- tety
.0l no slsag,ai ms1 I ipc ,isi a. NIi fiii.
~ ~ sfo1f. uatf0nlJ Aiy a.k"i
M fH "a - wh-f- Ter houe va L.
.isut, ftpici fAia as gora loaps
rsriir,i couple. Who. huci'dh n 81 'p-i.
'uuk q .sinrstAt ffighirnei wa'n told
them ihstI t1lathi their bon ~. Ia
Srring ff,i AMER fiishiug ny eacss :.
Vs. scme-hN safpfi.ei Al briog TIL
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17

Nervous Pstlen, In dentists chair
"wil IL hurt much, doetorf' Dentist
(resssuringly)-''I'n guarantee IL Won't
hurt q Bit" Nervous Patient (not con.
vineed)-"But what ifit should. doctori
what would your guarantee amount TOT
Dentist (evidenily sare Of himsslD-"if !
hurt you. my dear sir. III pull every tooth
In Jour head. and 10 won't cost you cent" "
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1887-05-17
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