Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1887-06-02
AyASALNOCTURNE,

IA, created Discord in Two Loving Hearts.
rbsr the matronly bat still attractive
5ar winchester decided to give her
and the remnant of her heart into
1 ING of the much admired and sought
1 .d, uidower Browne, it was after an ex-
1.-two examination of all that pro and
~ conld offer. Pro came out ahead by
,a,,s majority. No children, tidy
1 .one,ty good looks, good health, good
| .,5-e. and very elegant manners-what
40 could Q reasonable woman ask for!
/ And vet there was another point which
N lady would have given great deal
/ have had settled; for, after all, upon
i. point every thing else revolved.
3 NJ, Browne snore. If he did, then
hal we're all the apparent elegancies of
amer and charms of disposition! To
Il !, he yeriest rubbish; because the per
m who could be guilty of such practice
rst he naturally and irredeemably
Eoa..s and vulgar. Mrs. Winchester be-
eyed that this conclusion was reached
4 OF only by strictly logical process, but,
stter still, by the result of actual eKper-
eree The cook who snored never stay
the second night in the widows house
4 fer the damaging fact was truly estab-
i she'd Mrs. Winchester might have been
Hlo,vncratic, but she was just, and the
E1gks oFguse had never been known to be
a --r7 -r1a tf5 waitress. This lady
q sd once sent away a most accomplished
Ssued nurse during critical llaess,
h. this inexcusable habit, and the wo-
] an thus ANONYMOUSLY expelled, despis-
j herself ever afterward for not having
40 the courage TO say to her patient
a lat her own accomplishment in this res
Get could not well be surpassed More
ban one of Mrs Winchester's friends,
#rzioas TO preserve this lady's esteem,
ad kept awake all night when invited to
ar. her pretty room, rather than run
be slightest risk Of FORGETTING her friend
& i1 and their testimony, in each case,
asa direct corroboration of the nurses,
va reference TO the tuneful character of
n a Ninchester's respiratory organs.
l The widow luao that she never snor-
She might not boast to Others of
innate delicacy and exquisite refine
elt her dainty bric-a-brac n,-ture, but
ad She not long ago laid down an ada
anti2e proposition that such gilt-edged
CARNATIONS could not snore!
The strings were all hopeful about wild
I'VE, R'ywne, she told herself. His
lcl.tss- were broad, and his well-sk&ped
cad Wits poised upon them like the
polio of the Vatican. His nose was
might and patrician like her own, and
could not possibly act as a pipe for
communication of startling aud dis
ting sounds. M. Winchester had
lo'e- and Nr Winchester, though ex
! sPaonsly refined in appearance, had
70 sworn and only few days after the
7iia knot was tied and Mr.. Winches-
aal also Clipped off some very sub
anita. chunks from his wife's bricl, of
rune, More logic more analogy, more
nag XpeuenCe, The reverse of the
4 Position, that the man who swore
", certainly snore, was according to
woo" reasoning equally true.
-- something must be risked, and the
-s! widow, taking her own nose as
proper pattern of what heightened,
PEN! conducted nose, by night as well
Gag should be finally accepted her
@ 4dmIrer. Once or twice Mrs.
-'-s-ier had been almost tempted to
press the kee0ess of her feelings on
-'.eet 70 the gentleman who aspired
1e' husband; but to talk about snor,
even was so lHanifes.ly indicate,
Le' representative nature shrank
ashamed and afrikhted.
PERIOD Of happiness and tranquil
-.' 'o.'oW- the engagement was rude
.9As1 IN upon bya sharp attack of
'" ana Mrs Winchester was order
w Inc sea-shOre for two or three weeks.
'"1. was at first inc0usolable: but
-. ".lo| sent him one of her char
= '45 elegant little notes, for the
informal and somewhat affec.
ana The separation proved much
.-.@-As than it might haze been,
phenomenal cheerfGllness of
,.-tA Who never snored.
-'.e5ter was trihe in advance
...- a'lH. ana for nearly week was
s'7-. az the pretty liftle beach
.. az. -' solitude was very agreeable
4t patient; but at last it was in
occasional city stragglers. run
"l e see how the ocean looked.
go chances were for engaging
--. 70 c"p the climax, the apart
" opposite the iuvands was
-- ny man who snored.
a- tome looking gintle-
-'Ad wish TO clap your two
'ae chambermaid replied to
-4... 'e-isr anxious INQUIRIES.
a'yer no danger of burglars in
use. -a1-e."
gar be a burglar and welcome.
.H a- e1G.I be"-tbe lad Ioq,i5
.-tent made haste to inter.
s,.-..- Ae only wouldn't wouldn't
sr.-. ga nIt nose. But he took
-ar afternoon, and-I know lcst
'a tonight See that ais
'''-edr Nellie, or never car
'nore when they are tired.
4.o girl. why, me father
loud in hayiue time that
FL. ile pigs in the neighbor.
+g t1ck at the same n.
sinls, Mrs Winchester