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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

One OF our merchants who was too
closely confined to business to go to the
Springs this summer staid at home and
sent his wife and daughters of to have a
nice holiday. His letters to his wife so
impressed her with his Loneliness that she
determined 10 surprise him and relieve IL
by coming in on him earlier than he ex-
pected. So on Saturday morning she and
daughters arrived by the early train. Co.
ing into the house expecting that he had
gone out to business she was surprised TO
see one gentleman lying on the library
lounge, others sitting in the easy chairs,
all sound asleep, The sight that met her
eyes was appalling On centre table sew
eral decks OF cards and a lot of round
pieces of ivory. red, white and blue met
her vision. Stumps of cigars were lying
around, decanters and glasses adorned the
mantel and disorder prevailed everywhere.
She routed the sleepers and the way they
left was indicative of long training on the
track, and then she walked her hus-
band and before she got through with
him he wasn't bit lonely. She asked
what they had been playing for, and he
told her only chips" We are informed
that some Of the chips sold for AS much
as $500 piece, and we suggest to some
of our friends here that this may open up
a new enterprise, for il chips are worth
IS. 90 a piece our boys can all soon get
rich. That house has been thoroughly
cleaned and ventilated, and the husband
has made arrangements with the conduc-
tors TO send him a dispatch from the
Junction the next time his wife comes
home. He was at church Sunday, and
though his family was with him he look
ed very lonely indeed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
discipline Al the JAN.

Whenever prisoners are taken 70 the
Jail, unless they are Clearly 10 dress and
person, Mr.. Sellman gives them prison
garb and has their clothes laid 10 brine
and sulphur for forty eight hours, after
which time they have TO wash them and
they are then packed away until such
time as they may need them. There is
hot and cold water on every floor of the
jail, and the prisoners are compelled TO
take bath twice q week. The
cells are as regularly swept and cleansed
as any private house In the city. Disin-
fectants are constantly and regularly used
aud everything is done that will contri-
butte TO the comfort and cleanliness of the
prisoners. The fare is good, plentiful and
substantial and the prisoners have invari-
ably expressed themselves as In every way
satisfied with their treatment. The Jail is
open to inspection of visitors at any time,
and will be found In equally good condi.
ton on of days" as well as when the grand
jury are In session This speaks well for
the manner in which the jail is kept and
reflects credit on the Sheriff. During
Mr.. Fowler's incumbency things were
kept In very much the same condition and
Mr.. Sellman says Ii was turned over to
him thoroughly clean. Some OF our Sher-
ifs have. however, fallen far short of
this. Now that the jail Is in such good
condition, 1t is 10 be hoped that our grand
juries and commissioners will see hereaf-
ter that it is kept so. Ii would be no more
than proper that the commissioners should
appoint from month to month one of
their number to inspect the Jail at such
hours and days as might suit his conven
ience-other than the regular days Of
visitation, of which the Sheriff should not
be appraised.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
An Old Fashioned Crab Roast.

Messrs. John g. Hopkins, Frank b.
Mayer, artists, and Mr.. Ephraim Keyser,
the celebrated sculptor were in town this
morning. They spent the day in the en-
joyment of an old fashioned crab roast
on the bay shore. Mr.. Hopkins is an ex
resident of Annapolis, and we have no
doubt his intimate knowledge of all the
roosting places of the festive crab aided
very materially in their efforts to capture
the immense chanRellers for@which this
section of the bay is famous. Capt. Burtis
with his we'll known facilities looked out
for the comfort of the visitors.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

Mr. George Tydings had at his saloon
on Market Space this morning soft crab
that had evidently strayed away from
home; for to all intents and purposes it
was an English channel-crab. 1t measur-
ed across Al inches. from end to end IL
inches and from tip to tip of its claws "a
inches. 1t weighed pound and IA ounces
and was caught by Frank Brown, col
ored fisherman. in a net. The English
channel crab while much larger is not as
dainty as the Chesapeake crab.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

of Philadelphia, am now prepared to
exhibit full line of Samples both for the
Custom and Ready made Clothing depart
ments. Your measure taken and goods
made in the best Custom Manner at low
prices and fit guaranteed or no sale. In
the ready-made clothing department
have full line of samples representing
the stock of Wanamaker, and by the
Wanamaker system of measurement. Can
fit all sizes and shapes from the smallest
child to the largest man. Prices are guar
anteed by Wanamaker to be lower than
other stablishments-in fact, by his OtcR
guarantee you get all the benefit of per
sonal visit to the house of Wanamaker
ITSELF Clerical suits made to order. and
society uniforms furnished on short no
tice at low prices.ss f. o. WHITE, Agt.
II No. 4 Francis ST., Annapolis, Md
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Orphans Court.

In the Orphans Court to-day the will
of Salem Avery was admitted TO probate
and letters testamentary granted to Mrs.
Lucretia Avery, executrix.
Inventory of the personal estate of
William Williams. colored and Benz.
Gather, colorcd, were passed.
The final accounts in the estate of Ches.
Smith and Heneretta j. Smith were
PASSED.
Sales of the personal estate of Mrs.
Mary Z. Dorsey was presented and passed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Look Up the States and Books.

Get ready, boys and girls. The first
of September is almost here, and you
must get your books and states ready to
be in your places the first day that school
opens You have had nice, long holt
day, and you must 60 back to schorl with
bright faces, and we trust with the deter
IMITATION of obeying your teacher in every
way possible. and also to try each and
every one of you, to carry off the good
marks the )ming year.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Sick Printers.

We expect to have lot of indisposed
printers on hand Thursday. OF course
every restaurauteur who has fine oysters
on hand will want us to sample them in
order to speak of their quality, and as the
editor cannot try all that will be sent in
the boys will have to help him out. So
the public will have 10 blame the men
who send the oysters and not us If the
CAPITAL isn't up to the regular standard
that day.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

Lot MEMS Mikado Slippers
worth $1.25 are now only S1.00.
Lot 2.-Lady's Mikado Slip
pers, which formerly sold at
Slip, / offer at 80 cents only.
Lot 3. Mems Veal Calf Hook
Balmorals, a good dress shoe,
formerly sold at 81 90, will be
slaughtered at $1.40 only,
Also full assortment of other
grades and styles of Shoes.
Fine Dressing for ladies Boots
and Shoes use Whittemore's
Dressing.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
WiIl do to Phiiadelnhia.

governor Lloyd, accompanied by mem
NJ Sss OF his staff will leave Baltimore for
aA,laueiphia TO attend the constitutional
e eea'ennial celebration on September nth,
ossso OF which has been given the staff
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Personal Mention.

Mr. H. c. Thompson, book. keeper in
Inc Farmers National Bank, this city,
Ii, this morning for Beech Haven,
Nj.
Miss Mamie Becker and niece, OF
Washington, ID. c., are the guests OF Mrs.
W.B. Gardiner, Market street.
Mr.. A. c. Doering, the artist painter,
II Annapolis, who has been engaged at
Frederick. Md, has returned.
DR.. 7. O. Walton and wife, who have
been summering at West River, returned
home yesterday.
W. Benton Crisp, Esqr., member OF
the Baltimore bar was in Annapolis to-
day on business with the County Com
miSSioners
Mr. John f. Williams, of Baltimore,
was here to-day on business with the
Clerks office.
Master Louis Taylor, who has been
spending some time at the Blue Ridge
Mountains, has returned home.
Mr. Bannon was in the city to-day and
visited the Naval Academy. He was &C.
companed by youth about 10 whom 1t
is said will be one of Mr.. Compton's COM
petetive candidates for admission TO the
Navy
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Mr.. Marmkessel's Funeral.

The funeral of Mr. Julius Warmk essel
whose sudden death was given in yester-
days CAPITAL, took place this afternoon
at o'clock from his late residence on
Bridge street. The pall-bearers were
taken from the Grand Army Post, of
which deceased was a member. The
funeral was largely attended by friends
of 1.-THE deceased, and the Grand Army
Post.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
WEATHER REPORT.

WASHINGTON, August 30, 3P. M.-For
District Of Columbia, Maryland, Virginia
slightly warmer, fair weather, variable
winds, shifting to east to south.
GREEDY.
Thermometer at The CAPITAL Office
At noon to-day stood 160.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Repairing iyharf.

Mr.; \. Glow the bridge builder, is en-
gagged In repairing the wharves leading
se The ships at the Naval Academy. New
s SI: are being laid, and general over
hauling is being done.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Freight Arrival.

A large three masted schooner loaded
with coal consigned to j. b. Flood, ar
rived this morning.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Peaches a Luxury.

The great scarcity of peaches this sea-
son has made them almest luxury in out
market and but few persons can afford to
buy them at the present exorbitant prices.
Only few boxes have made their ap-
pearance in market and these retail for
90 cents quarter of peck. Apples and
pears are equally as scarce, and prices
rule high. Fruit is not only scarce, but
inferior in quality. We shall have to de-
pend upon foreign States for our fruit
supply this year.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Contract Awarded.

The contract for supplying the Naval
Academy with $50 and Ordnance Prov
lag Grounds with so tons of egg coal has
been awarded TO j. S. NJ. Basil, coal and
wood dealer.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

r,i. paper Is circulated and read by
=. people In Annapolis, than any other
a.o,r Published here, and IL Is the best
.,sdlum for advertising.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

Use Or. MuHroe's Creme Dentifrice fol
cleansing the teeth. To be had at City
Drug Store Price % cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
-...,,,. s Baltimore short Line II. II.

...,,, after Monday Ju e 9th, 1887, passen-
90 am ann ,,,iIi leave Annapolis, as follows:
~ ,.rnt1s ARRIVE IN BALTIMORE.
LEiVt A''N dan, m. Arrive Att 80 a. m.
lUDA. m. =, 1i' so ~ IL
40 y, IN. %" W me
,~,,ouE. IARRivEIR AHGAPoLIs,
LEs'h BAL ANA. I'm. Arrive at....9.40 a. IN.
2n y, IN. . o.. ao ~ Us
% 60 D. IN. i'U y. h'
SrNpAY TRAINS:
Lave Annapolis at 500 n. IN. and 80 p M
la baltimore at 9.t5 a. IN. and $40 p. M
r..,ebt. received and dispatched daily, Mt
mp. UNDERHTLL, President
q ". JOHNSON, supL
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
IRIS OF ADvERTHsTNGs

est insertion. ei.OO; suDse-
f0oe inch,, a,,s so cents. Liberal rates made
saent ia.lyertslng by the month or yea1r ar,
- ihese - of square will constitute fnil
Al fraci4oiS
Guar. .,,ouucement OF marriages and
iOrdidary IN obituary notices will be charg-
seaths Tree tslf The usual rates OF advertls-
az - notices and polltical OF sPSciai Ooih
~ il...,-satls. ) cents per inc.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
Row at Round Bay.

lanes Hawkins and Stephen Twist
p pefe brought down on the train from
~ ssu ~ bay last night by officer Wall of
S, s mound Bay force, charged with being
MIN SseaA aud disorderly. They were tried
s~;Sle justice Gassaway who found them
sS,s,.t and lined them 81 and costs, and
ii, IIsiauit Of payment committed them to
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

Try an ice Cold Mefon.-At j. b. FLOOD s
corner Main and Green Streets. Deliver
cd free.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

Good Article DIR Munroes Gre 3 e
Dentifrice for cleansing the teeth. Price
% cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

Ssm]sr Slippers for ladies and gentle
mems men wear at c. w. Halls cheap Shoe
mouse, opposite the Farmers Bank.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

TIE Best Melon In the Ciy-At j. B
Floods corner Main and Green Streets
Delivered free. Get one.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

MLT PH0SPHATES-The great Health
Drink at HART's Cigar Store. cents
glass. Call and try it, 81 Maryland Ave
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

pl ~sssf Melons on Ice.-Go to John. b.
M 49, !, corner Green and Main Streets.
-, o1uer "Cobb's Gem, melon on ice.
!" your residence Free. S1S
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
LOCAL NEWS.

Reported for the Evening Capital
Bg he b. d o. Telegraph Cor. State Circle
and Francts Street.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
TIME TABLES.
.,,Ii. w. a. Is. Railroad.

after May End, 1887. passenger trains
o. a,,. Annapolis as follows;
~ 10 .g.poIJs ARRIVE IN ANNAPOLIS.
tuyE AN"f ma m Mail .......... ...g.Us a. IN.
Hal stNa IN. Acc0m.-..,....,e.10 a. m.
Passens''' Is rs noon Mail.--.-.....l.4s p. m.
1coodn---'-' y IN n m. Passenger. $50 p. IN.
Nal --s-.'- al n m b y. IN.
Ae''I' rains will leave Annapolis at $50 q.
SUNDAY Arrive 10 - n. IN, and 6.2S p. IN.
q. sn1 - - Tnarhcs are run between baltimore
IbIy.sr, on all the above trains.
- ~, ,'ah freight to and from baltlInofe eVeTy
ia'III 6aai freight Tuesday ana FRIDAY al wv
En-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
SUNDAY TRAINS.

,.,c Annapolis, 40 1850, a. m; S.oO. CAS-
asp M on. ion m am. 7D
100. 3 III.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

lcE-c0LD MEL0NS.--AtsJ. B. FLOODS
corner Main and Green streets. Deliv-
cred free. Try one.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30

Dr. MgHroc's Rose Creme. Deattrice,-
ean be obtained either at his Office or at
Hodges Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
THE BEST
HANDMADE SHOE

In the city. Every pair warranted.
Only @4.25 Per Pair.
At j. G. HALLS Shoe Store, Market
Space.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1887-08-30
p,yRIDGE TIME TABLE.

$40. Annapolis 30, 1000, a. m. l,l5, GIG,
30. , On. N N MAG. 100
fgpm-
1'uarNG
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-10
Precautions Against Fire.

The leading insurance companies of New
York have published the following practi-
cable and Ineligible cautions against fire:
Don't allow stoves or heaters on your
premises which are not securely set on
stone, cemented brick or metal, and be sure
that all woodwork near the stoves or
pipes is carefully protected with metal.
Don't allow any loose-jointed gas brack-
cts on your premises, which could be
swung against woodwork, or any gas
brackets without wire screens or globes, if
hav, straw, light materials or window cur
tains are near them.
Don't allow electric lights or wires on
your premises which are not properly pro-
tected.
Don't allow steam-pipes to be in contact
with wood or infammabe material.
Don't allow any kerosene oil lamps to be
filled after dark. Filling lamps near fire
is dangerous.
Don't forget to keep the lamps filled,
and wicks in good order. When the oil is
low it generates gas which is liable to ex-
plode.
Don't allow benzine, gasoline, naphtha or
policy prohibits it.
Don't allow ashes to be put in wooden
box or barrel in your building. Always
have an iron ash-pan.
Don't allow any oily waste or rags to be
thrown on the floor, but only in a metal
can, with cover, and have them taken out
of the building every night; they are self
igniting.
Don't allow any greasy or oily rags or
paper to be mixed up with clean clip
pings, or larger amount of clippings to
remain in your place (even if clean and
in bales than is absolutely unavoidable.
Don't allow sawdust to be used on floors
or in spittoons. 1t causes many fires, ig-
nited by cigar stumps or cigarettes.
Don't allow sawdust to be used for
catching oil drippings from machines or
elevator gearing. Sand is safe.
Don't allow matches to be kept loose OF
in paper boxes, but only in metal or
earthen safes Those lighting only on the
box are safest.
Don't allow smoking ON your premises
where any combustihle goods or materials
are used
Don't fail to have your fre-buckets filled,
and test hose and fire appliances from time
to time.
Don't allow your stairs or Railways to be
blocked up or used for storage" or rub
Dish, hay, straw, etc, to accumulate or re-
main on your premises.
Don't fail to have all elevators or hoist
ways provided with good trap-doors or
matches, and have these shut at night.
Don't forget 10 close your iron shutters
at night.
Don't forget that neglect and carelessness
are the cause of more fires than all other
things, and enforce rules TO guard against
them.
These cards are already being distributed
in large numbers. All the large insurance
companies are interested in the project, and
inclined to expect great things from it
Philadelphia Ledqer
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-10
THE BEST OF THE BARGAIN.

Sally an me was courtin', an like enough to be
When heern O. suthin' I calkilate needn't be
told me twiste;
Fer when We druv ter the village my fun was
allus spilled
By the folks a-nudgin an snickerin', till their
actin made me riled;
So clum right out o the Vaughn, fer Dobbin
wouldn't skeer,
An went straight up ter gawky, an SEE I,
Meow look a-here,
What ye be latin at darn yel winkin at me
an Sal?"
"Why," he SEE, "yeou're drivin an old white
boss an beauin' red-haired gall
Anybody'll tell ye, an it needn't git ye cross,
Wharever thars red-haired gal yeou'll see an
old white boss"
The crowd all SEE, "Wy, sartin," so up to my
Shook up the lines on Dobbin an thoughtful
meandered hum.
After power O tsinkin' I traded the boss next
Ter Jededier Hawkins, that lives deown the vii
lage way.
I he'd an Uneasy feelin that I d swopped him at
a loss,
But vowed I'd ruther stick ter the gal an dew
without the boss.
Well, I went one day ter sally's, whar I'd often
been afore,
An it TUX me aback, fer the old white boss was
a-standin afore the door;
An under the honeysuckles, as comfortable as
you please,
Was Jededier with Sally, a-helpin her shellin'
peas.
1 went hum sayin' nuthin, fer 'twarnt no use
ter fuss,
An sat down eout in the woodshed an rumi-
mated thus:
Things is agin We, Hiram; deown in yeour
profit an loss,
YeOu amt got nuthin ter put against yer gal an
good, strong boss.
Things is agin ye, Hiram; better to be resigned
Git used ter SEEM tibet old white boss with Sally
an him behind"
1t sorter seemed to console me when / thought
what folks had said,
Tibet thar's allus pesky temper inside of car
rot head
Meow they're up an married, an ter-day Jed
come for me
An begged me ter take back Dobbin: "Pu
trade him cheap" sez he.
But shook my head an answered I'm afraid
tibet wouldn't dew
Fer Sally is dretful shrewish, an dreaded tibet
she'd come tew. From the Judge.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-10
A POKER STORY.
Why a Cuban Lost Seven Hundred Dol
lars on Two Good Hands.

Says the New York World: Last even
ing there entered well-known poker club
uptown large, rural-looking man of the
sort ordinarily termed "pie" by expert
manipulators of cards. Around the prin-
ciDal table sat five Cuban gamblers and
one blonde Yankee. The large, rural man
took hand in, and the game went
smoothly on for an hour or so, when there
was a Jackpot. Everybody passed out until
it came the turn of the stranger to speak
He opened the pot for the limit, which was
So. Two others staid in, until it finally
came the turn of the Cuban player, who
sat next the rural man, and who by pass
ing intimated that he couldn't open the
pot This Cuban not only staid in, but
raised the stranger back to the extent of
the limit. The large, rural-looking man
consulted his hand and raised again. The
other players went out, and the Cuban
again raised to the limit. The rural man
returned the compliment, and the PAIR
of them kept raising each other for
several rounds. Finally the time came
to call for cards. The Cuban "stoo1
pat" and the rural stranger drew
two cards. Then they began to bet.
Finally the Cuban called" He held
flush, and the rural stranger produced four
sevens. The game went on for about half
an hour. Then there was another jack
pot The Cuban passed. The stranger
opened the pot. The other people remained
in. The Cuban who had passed raised the
opener. The rural stranger raised again.
The other two people passed out. The
Cuban raised back, and the rural stranger
event for" him. Finally, after they had
raised each other dozen times, cards were
dealt. Again the Cuban "stood pat" and
once more the rural stranger drew two
cards. The betting began, and continued
for long time. Ultimately the Cuban
called" To his wild and incredulous
establishment, against his own hand the
rural stranger laid down the identical four
sevens he had held before. The Cuban
glared at his imperturbable opponent for
some moments, and then, throwing down
his hand, cashed in his few remaining
checks and dashed out of the establishment.
The rural stranger turned out to be one of
the most expert poker-players in the
southwest, and on these two hands he won
sos
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-10

their Saratoga" trunk. They did not
mean to bury themselves in wilderness
when they could spend the summer de-
lightfully at Long Branch.
Guy Winters, they declared. was such a
jack-a-napes that they would not marry
him if he were the last man on the face of
the earth. Lucy and Guy remained two
weeks, as was their intention; and when
they parted, Guy had won from the girl
reluctant promise that, if she did not meet
anyone she liked better than him, she
would become his wife in the fall.
Evidently, she did not for when Octo-
ber's leaves began to eddy to the ground,
Guy and Lucy were made man and wife,
much to the satisfaction of Aunt Mehet-
abel, who was present at the wedding
Bu John A. Peters.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-10

occluded, eyes Redeemed and sufFused, and
she was in the midst of bad attack. The
air was pure and there was no dust on the
flower. After having been informed of the
trick fresh pollen put on the flower had no
effect, and since then she can use roses
without trouble Sensitive areas are most
common on the septum; sympathetic and
yase-motor nerves are those involved.
Rose and hay fever and cough, autumnal
fever and asthma are all the same nasal
neurosis.-RepOrt, from the Medical Record
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1887-12-10
OUR YOUNG FOLKS.


DREAALASD.
Say, have you passed through the kingdom of
Ever SO far TO a city that seems?
Blue are the roses and red is the Sod
Everything strange in the country of Dreams !!
Flowers have faces and butterflies sing,
Frogs go a-fishing in crystalline streams,
Babies fly out of the bells when they ring,
Everything queer in the country of Dreams
Pigs dance at picnics and trees take walk,
Pussies do patchwork and spiders sew seams
Mice are musicians and terrapins talk
Everything odd in the country of Dreams,
Bottles wear broadcloth and spoons spin top
Ladies play leap frog and teacups drive teams
Dishpan's damsel, who married the mop
Everything droll in the country Of Dreamsl
Moon is meringue and the mountains are cake.
Sun is a giant plum pudding that steams;
Pie islands float in a lemonade lake
Everything good in the country of Dreams
-lharltG 7, Tyler II, Rural Pres.