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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
NOT 10 BE OUTDONE.

Tho little misses of this city, aged re-
spectively 5 and 6, were invited out to a
juvenile party, and when it was time to
return to their home a gentleman present
offered himself as their escort. They were
very dignitied and old-fashioned in their
speech and bearing, but their politeness
reached its height when they took leave of
their escort. The eldest, by a year, said
with great impressment;
Good night, Mr.. -; and thank you
ever SO much!"
Then the younger one put out a tiny hand
and lisped:
"Dood night, Mither -; IN thank you
most TO death!"-Detroit Free Press.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
Extra Liability to m.lar,.l Infection.

Extra Liability to Walarial Injection.
Persons whose blood in thin, digestion weak,
and liver sluggish, are extra liable to the at
tacks Of malarial disease. The most triling
exposure may, under such conditions, infect .
system which, il healthy, would resist tho
miasmatic faint. Tho only way to secure
immunity from malaria in localities where It
is prevalent, is to tone and requisite the system
by improving weakened digestion, enrichins
the blood, and giving q wholesome impetus to
hillary secretion. These results are accom-
plished by nothing so effectively as Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which long experience has
proved to be the most reliable safeguard against
foyer and ngue and kindred disorders. AZ we'll
AZ the best remedy for them. The Bitters are,
moreover, an excellent invigorant of the organs
OF urination, and an active depurent. liminat
ing from the blood those acrid impurities which
originate rheumatic ailments,
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
Hoods SarsapariMa
100 Doses One Dollar
GOOD NEWS FOR The AFFLICTED.
A Remarkable Cure
of Rheumatism and Catarrh.
Baldwinsville, N. Y.

P1rdee Medicine Co.
GENT1EMEN:-About one year ago I
chilled my blood and was under the Doc
tors care for about six months when I had
o counsel Of eight physicians ana was
given up to die. Soon after, q lady friend
came to see NE and told me about your
great Remedy. She said she had been
cured by it after having the rheumatism
seven gears, and that her rheumatism was
first brought on by a cold. At this time I
was suffering severe pain all through my
body and near my heart. The doctors
called it only frozen blood" Through
the persuasion of my friend I procured a
bottle. found some relief. Seeing thi s
I procured more and was entirely cured by
its use; and what was my surprise and pleas
ure at finding that I was not only cured of
my rheumatism, but the catarrh, which
had been troubling me for years, and had
become very offensive, had entirely left
me.
Wishing your remedy every success, and
thanking you very much for my double
cure, l remain,
Truly yours,
MRS. LUCY BRONSON.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
All ssFlaycd Ont >,

we'll n0 o.o' Kn s's.n what hat, ails me lately. Can't eat
ENJOY doing anything. Amt really ' s,ck uo on5
l really amt we'll. Feel all kind ofyn, s,cn, a ana
somsw ss: That is what scores Of P' men e saS
ss aoise aay Med IL thy would take DR.: Piere sSs
have no occasion to saw Z '1ey would soon
blood, tones up the system, and fortiaea int t.
cay as well. "n~-oiiious rem
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

WOMAN Ito tramp)-"I kin give ye some
cold buckwheat cakes an a piece O mince
pie" Tramp (frightened)- 'Wha-what's
that?" Woman-"Cold buckwheat cakes
an mince pie" Tramp (heroically)-
Throw in a small bottle Of pepsin, ma
dam, and I'll take the chances Medical
md SurQical Relister.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
~EPA TO SCALE 4W

EHCEHNED 1O SC-IIE IWdE OOWN.
Did you get diamonds for q PRESENT."
she was asking in a Baker street car.
YES" How much did they cost?" MY
husband says $3.50, but 1 haven't had, q
jeweler price them yet. My mind is made
up to scale all til way from $3.50 down tb
$l5." That's risl t, Bertha; it may save
you q shock to your nervous system."-De-
troii Free Press.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

MISS EDITH ANDREWS, who is going to
marry young John A. Logan, is the daugh-
ter of wealthy parents, but wholly I'M
spoiled. She is blonde, small, graceful and
attractive, AMI possesses great dignity and
sweet disposition wi,hal.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

Rochester, N. Y.
GENTs:-I was confined to my bed with
In1ammatory Rheumatism for over a
week; was very badly afflicted, suffering
from severe pains in my chest, it was CO.
ing to my heart. On Thursday the 18th I
commenced using DR.. Pardee's Rheumatic
Remedy at 8 o'clock P. NJ, and on Satur-
day the 18th, was able to walk all over the
house, and have since continued to i'm
prove, and take pleasure in recommending
it to all who are afflicted with the terrible
6iaaaaa
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
MlNKIND'S DEdDLY ENEMY.

The earthquake was q terrific visitation;
it shook the souls of the bravest with fear;
but the car.stovc is n deadlier enemy to
human life. Earthquakes and volcanoes
are merciful by comparison with mems W
evices.-Philadelphia Record.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
Something New

And most important Hallett & Co., Port
land, Maine, can furnish you work that you
can do at great profit and live at home, wher-
ever you are located. Either sex: all ages.
he made $50 profit in a single day. Every
worker can make from s. to $55 and upwards
per day. All is new. Capital not REQUIRED:
you are started free. Full particulars free.
Send Your address Mt oncn
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

AT the hospital: Physician-"I con-
graduate you sincerely, my dear SIR" Pa
tient Goyfully)-Then 1 will recover"
Physician-"No, not exactly; but after
consultation we nave come to the conclus-
ion hat your case is m entirely new one.
and We have decided to give your name to
the malady. provided that our diagnosis is
confirmed blythe autopsy" patient im-
mediately expires from fright. ")-Poris
Figaro.
No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Cures where other remedies fail. Csc.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

The removalo of Prof. Sanborn of New Hamp-
shire, after being pronounced incurable by q
score of physicians, from Las Vegas, N. NJ to
his home, was effected by administering DR..
Harter's Iron Tonic, which has restored him
to his former good health.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

CROUCH on Dirt" whitens clothing yellowed
by careless washing or use of cheap washing
compounds. Washes everything from finest
laces to heaviest blankets. There need be no
fear in using this article. Docs not rot nor yell
low, S g. lOc.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

k1ts IL paid some of Wycherley's
nv,., ~ also pardoned an actor who was
Iliphtos. hlshwoy robbery, if that be
"euened patronage.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

LOCO 80 WASHING MACHINES FREE, to insro-
duce thom. II you want one, send at once to
Monarch Laundry Works. 81 Warren St. N. Y
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

Is ;s 0''es' OF the Br fish cabinet minis
'up,as, ' Cranbrook, who is Y; the
'''' 'S Mr. 4. j. Balfour, who is 80.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

No Safer Remedy can be had for
Coughs and Colds or any trouble of the Throat,
than sBroun's bronchial 1roches." Price es5
cents. Sold Onlu in boreS.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

and sli iis, everybody by hawking, blow
Ned aud h lug, Du, use Dr.. Sage's Catarrh
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

GEORGE Tvs neglect of they dying
Sheridan is notorious.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

Mis,s io., Rev: L N. st onge, P. P. In
iugIe auna;y, Glen Falls, N. Y, wrote:
Of rhpiicatlon Of St Jacobs oil reliev.
ayain ueamatlsm." October 20, 1856, he
N'"'n: 1T cured me them
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

- MILDRED LEE, the daughter of
''ooert q. Lee, is now in Washington.
n.s '''o to be a lady of rare accomplish
y very simple and unassuming in
nas ana an exceptionally charming
uan socially.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
81 Fee, So Well.

Il want to thank you for telling me of DR..
Pierce's sFavorite Prescription" writes q
lady to her friend. For y long time was
unit to attend to the work of my household. I
kept about, but I felt thoroughly miserable. I
had terrible headaches, and ~bearing-down
sensations across me, and was quite weak and
discouraged. ] sent and got some of the med
icine after receiving your letter, and it has
curcl ME. l hardly know myself. 1 feel 80
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
EDW. B. WILKINS,
No. s East Maple Street.

Ask for DR.. Pardee's Remedy, and take
no other. If your Druggist does not keep
it, and refuses to get it for you, write to
us, and we will send you Six Bottles for
SIS, or One Bottle Free.
Address, PARDEE MEDICINE co.,
ROCHESTER,. N. Y.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
WHY YYNEGIR IS SHARP.

The question has been propounded:
hat makes vinegar sharp? Now, if it had
zen asked: What does not make it sharp?
be answer would have been, the want Of
us apple Or grape juice. George Adams,
? l'41, said that some people have mag
lsa that the sharpness of vinegar was oc-
asloned by the cells striking their pointed
dis against the tongue and palate. But
le Scientific American says it is very cer-
an That the sourest vinegar has none of
l0se cells, and that its pungency is entirely
wing Ito the pointed figures of it's salts.
lacn hoat therein. This is very we'll, but
6 are almost persuaded that some of the
u'pness OF vinegar is due to the sharp
'aT'ces with which its manufacture is Of
n surrounded. There is the sharper who
A1sS The commodity with drugs and acids,
WI Us Preparations of lead, copper, and
VipAarlc acids. There is the sharper who
4uefs this done. There is the sharper
: sells the concoction to the merchant.
lsse is the mercantile sharper who sells
= sun to the consumer. There is the
talu combination of sharpers who lie
~Oushoat the whole transaction from the
II is made to the time it is used. Their
s's Is the old, old sharper, the prince of
WIN lis cloven-hoof and his serpen-
: y 'ii' who inspires the lesser sharpers.
YET some people do not know what
sA'' vinegar sharp! IT'S influenced into
"pness, gentlemen.-Northuest Trade.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

II muslins, calicos, etc., appear to not wear
or wash as we'll us formerly the reason is in the
pounds that destroy the texture an neutralize the
colors. Shun them! Use "ROugh on Dirt"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

.'Qulck, complete cure, all an.
ncying Kidney diseases, Cltarrh Of Bladder, &c. 81
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

Ing OUT BtfBugIHe1TS, c1euabes' cu1 oeo1P' 0V'
The best thing on earth to add to starch to
give a good body and beautiful gloss is "Rough
On Dirt only washing compound that can be
40 used. Makes ironing easy and saves the
starch. Has dirt removing power double that
of onu other.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

IF YOU ARE LOSING YOUR RIP
On life try Wells Health Remover" Goes direct
to weak spots. For weak men. delicate women.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
wELLs, HAIR BALsAAI.

II gray, restores to original color. An elegant
dressing, softens and beauties. No oil nor
grease. A Tonic Restorative. Stops hair COM
ing out strengthens, cleanses, heals scalp. sue.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

Eye NIaalnS physician has made the startling
hiIdrne,no .Lat six thousand people, mostly
Eects ' ~ ule yearly in this country from the
J opir,n cough mixtures containing mornhia
ettLSe ,' o'i he'd Star Cough Cure confirms
'p'ates nor poisons; purely vegetable.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

a g % 9 day; Samples worth elsa: FREE.
0O Brewster's Safety Rein Holder. Holly. Mich.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

MONEV MADE FAST in Gogebic stocks,
MOIN II i and new town lots. Security guarnn-
tecd. Maps. eto., n. i. IRK s Co., Milwaukee, Wis.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01
DRUG CLERKS EFT .!ss 's ssss g
% Dearborn St., Chicago. Illinois College Of Pharmacy.

MONEY MADE in Gogebic Stocks. Relia-
H. tle information furnished. C.G. eco,
w 1854 New Insurance Building, Milwaukee, Wis.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1887-04-01

nnccpln IRON Mining Stocks bought and sold. Re.
{ liable information furnished. Milwaukee
Mining Exchange. Milwaukee. Wis. Telephone 1894.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29
Benton Miller, Treasurer of Perry
Co, Ind, has skipped, defaulter to
the extent of s67 900.
The Besinning of the End.

The beginning of disease is a slight de-
bility. of disorder OF some of the vital
organs. the stomach, the liver or the
bowels usually There are dyspeptic
symptoms, the liver is troublesome, the
skin grows tawney and unhealthy look
ing, there are pains in the right side or
through the right shoulder blade. The
climax is often an utter prostration of
the physical energies, perhaps a fatal is
sue. But if the difficulty is met in time
with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which
is always effective as a remedy, and it
should be resorted to at an early stage,
there will be no reason to apprehend
those injurious subsequent effects upon
the system often entailed by entirely
cured diseases. Far better is it, also, to
employ this safe remedial agent in fever
and ague, and other malarial complaints
than quinine and other potent drugs,
which, even when they do prove effect
ual for time, ruin the stomach and inn
pair the general health.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29

Customs and Entertainments In Russia.
A lady soiourning in Russia writes to a
friend in this city from which we are per-
nlitted to quote: 1.-The climate is delight
full in st. Petersburg. All palaces, CALLER
les and churcheS-in fact all places are
kept so warm that not sensation of cold
is experienced. No one ever wears wraps
into the salon; furs and galoshes are taken
off by servants below stairs. A gentleman
would as soon think of entering draw
room minus his coat as with unpolishe
boots. On entering a church or gallery
wraps are always left in an ante-chanlbef,
and there being no dressing rooms-as IN
America-at social entertainments, cur
chasseur removes these down stairs, takes
charge of them and puts them on again.
Court balls here are the most magnificent
in the world, and certain ceremoniaIs are
magnificent beyond description, such as
the grand fete of the Epiphany, the Three
Kings and the Blessings of the Waters.
Recall your impressions of the Arabian
Nights, and Imagine the most gorgeous
ceremony possible to conceive, and you
will get but faint idea of the gorgeous
ness of these ceremonials.
1t is surprising tollear Russian ladies
speak English so well. And it is not un-
common for children to be taught Eng
iish before any other language. Of
course French is the language of society.
In GUNNER the city is deserted and given
over to repairs; but it is a good time to
see the sights and environs. Americans
sem to feel it a sort of disgrace not to be
born with knowledge of French; but if
q foreigner knows two or three words
only of English he delights to make use
Of them.-Detroit Free Press.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29


We believe we are perfectly safe
in saying that the forty-sixth Ohio
regiment is composed of the bravest
men in this country Right under
the nose of the mighty governor OF
Ohio, little Foraker, they have made
the announcement that they will
restore to the theirteenth Louisiana,
the battle flags captured at Atlanta
in 1864. The high and mighty
governor of Ohio, having declared
that no rebel flag shall leave that
State, it looks like a piece Of rash
foolhardiness to. make such an an
nouncement. Butts some men court
death, you know.AYStar.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29
Sareh His Life

Mr.. d. I. Wilcoxsen, OF Horse Cave.
KY. says he was, for many years, badly
afflicted with Phthisic, also Diabetes;
the pains were almost uncomfortable
and would sometimes almost throw him
into commissions. He tried Electric bit
tiers and got relief from first bottle and
after taking six bottles. was entirely
cured. and had gained in flesh eighteen
pounds. Says he positively believes he
would have died, had it not been for the
relief afforded by Electric Bitters. Sold
at fifty cents bottle by a. C. Van
Glider.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29
eAeY BEASTS az a zoo.

a Mother Monkey aild Her Daughter.
Tho Jaguar's ''Kid"-The Lioness' Cubs.
Many of the females have become moth
ers, and the most interesting feature yes
terday was to watch the various ways in
which the maternal instinct or care was
manifested. In cage with the mnndrills
and huge rainbow hued balloons, whose
variegated hues in the dazzling sunlight
no painter can portray, are confined
several Macaiques. One of the females
of the latter family some two months
since became a mother, and the little
shaver is just old enough to be interesting.
AS the cage was approached the mother,
with the young one clnging to her breast,
holding on to the hairs, jumped from q
horizontal bar in the middle of the cage
to the parallel upright bars in front, and,
sliding down, mother and daughter sat
ON their launches peering out The
mother monkey never lets the daughter
move but few inches from her side,
pulling her by the tail when she goes to
far. Sometimes the other monkeys
annoy the mother. but the male mandriD
soon settles them, for he Seems to have
taken great fancy to the little fellow,
and has taken him under his especial at
tention, and as he Is the terror of the
animals at the garden, his word is law,
and the mother for the most part is un-
molested. She sat on her launches and
relished the pieces of pretzels that were
passed through to her, but the daughter
was not old enough 70 take nourishment
that way.
The jaguar, which has kid about
three months old, resents the intrusion Of
any impertinent eyes, and If the little
fellow has crawled to the front of the
cage, and visitor looks too sharply,
pulls it snappingly back with her sharp
left paw. When visitors come in num-
bers she seizes it in her mouth and car
ries it to the extreme rear of the cage,
drops it In the darkness and straw and
quickly comes, with glaring eyes and
cat like tread to the bars, showing her
sharp teeth, with as much as to say:
mo, you shan't have it, Considering
that she has eaten up three filters before,
such precautions seems slightly super
6uous.
The leopardess Lucy also had young
one that she has manifested so strong
desire to eat up that the little girl Kit
tie, who news for her half pound of
chopped beef like kitten, had to be re-
moved to the adjoining cage, with Tom,
her father, whose fondness for his
daughter is SO great that he allows her to
take the meat out of his mouth Kittie
is months old, about as large as cat,
with sharp, cold gray eyes, and spots
that are darker than either those of her
sire or dam. AT night the cub sleeps
with her mother. ~
The Eoness Katie has three cubs, now
II months old Grover Cleveland, Fran
els and Fanny-any one of them big
enough to whip bull dog and able to do
it, too, which have to be fed in cage by
themselves, where, when their food is
thrown in. they vault over each others
backs and rush to and fro as playful as
kittens. - Cincinnati Enquirer.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29

Middleport Republican: We are in
receipt of circular pamphlet des-
criptive of the list of premiums and
rules and regulations of the Mason
County Fair, to held in Point Plea
SAINT, w Va, August 23d, oath, 25th,
and 18th, 1887. Competition open
to the world.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29

In 1873. ]. Hamp Swift was s6er-
iff of Galloway County, Ky, and he
turned up short in his accounts
$4,000. He made good the defcien-
cy, believing his Deputy had rob-
bed him. 1t bankrupted him, and
he has since made his living work
ing for 81 a day. His wife went
crazy lately and was sent to the
Asylum, and in her rawlings told
where she had hidden the money,
and it was found.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1887-07-29
Don,t Experfnlenf.

You cannot afford to waste time in ex-
perimenting when yourlungs are in dam
ger, Consumption always seems, attirst
aeold- Do not permit aleadealer to inn
pose upon you with some cheap imita-
ton of DIR. Kings New Discovery for
ConsumptIon, Coughs and Colds. but be
sure you get the genuine. Because he
can make more profit hemay tell you he
has something just as good, or just the
same. Don't be deceived, but insist up
on getting DIR. Kings New Discovery,
which is guaranteed to give relief in all
Throat, Lungs and Chest affections
Trial bottles free at VanGilder's Drug