Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1887-09-06
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u Ea .rsmpsrsa Head OF tue f =.
sweet ,,S not have the world get the
wou,' o, that Mr.. Bowser Is not 2
oppression and loving husband.
nd-n thsre are times when he Z Z blunt p,
rue s.a -, and Inconsistent but 1nef' rss
p0ken a, a'ss when he is an angel. For
ther l,n' be came home the other day
p q |, very tender smile on ms lace, iaoe'
E'th = ", W. II an unexpected and yigor-
isseu nv tickled the baby IN the
" ma then exclaimed; a.,
iD ''c, a"s what it is. Mrs. BowserF'
WHAT !.
.what's in this parcel;
1"n ,Ian't guess. and after teasing
] cou' tow minutes he put his arm
rouau : Tor my popsy-wopsy-wifey,
~ bod 'em send to New York for
no Give me kiss right on the chimp
o jas a lace collar. and the price
y w =, ssa had been carefully left on
par1 - ,,.;sd hard to keep smiling face
=. lot him see my disappointment
"a a. ! Is succeeded pretty well. he had
- : q some establishment where they
0as mt NJ M Job on him. Iconld have
au r. H. hat same collar for five dollars
pI sa1 Il was in style. and now the
sn ,sa was two years old. They simply
V w to send away for II, and
charged him twenty-five dollars
ny Wy the idea that he was some coun-
lnu' ,.;aower, felt like crying, but
managed to say:
y, Z von, You are the best OF hus-
bands!" n,a.,.
,.rry YOU for pure loveP And isn't
Dr;rg husband one of the best OF hus
S.adsp We are to go over to Sykof
.o s to a progressive euchre party
.nd cot the collar just in good time
y S be the envy Of all the ladies
Hn.lal incest little wife and pretties
baby in the world''
IT" wanted to get out of wearing tina
,,,lar without injuring his feelings
md 90 sent mother down to exchang
!, She could find nobody to take It
hut brought home one for four dollar
whicb would do very well, considering
hat am a plain woman and never at
,empt any style. Poor, dear Bowse
couldn't tell the difference, but whel
he saw me with it on he patted me o.
The head and observed:
.Ah! ha! little sweetness. but ma
be | haven't got taste and don't knoN
what becomes you! Now you look Xix
lady! Now you have some styl
about you! And just remember that
selected that pattern!"
7 praised him and called him IN
dear Bowser, and he went about til
house looking so happy that the coo
finally came to nue. and whisperingl
inquired:
sHave you telephoned YETI"
ITO whom-for whatP"
ITO the police!"
"What for?"
"To be on hand in case he become
dangerous. Tn expecting every mil
ute when he'll give grand yell an
rush for the axe and chop us
pieces!'
why, Sarah. nothing ails M
Bowser"
"Well, hope not-I hope not. but
shall leave the back door open and
prepared to run. When some fol-
are on the point of going crazy thu
smile and grin and act up just as he
doing to-day"
As rule, when l am getting reat
togo out with Mr. Bowser he jumps |
from the supper table to give his boo
three rubs with the brush--to wall,
his hair with the comb for fifteen Sc
onds-to rub his plug hat on
elbow, and then to begin on me wit
Come, now, but we shall be late!
never saw how long it does take you
get ready! / suppose you'd want
stop and primp and paint and fix al
look just SO nice if you were going
be hungP'
This evening he took twenty minut
to get himself ready. and then sat do,
his cigar and said:
mo hurry. dear! Take all the til
you want to. If we happen to be Ii
I'll telephone for coupe to take
sver.n
On the way over to Sykoff Mr.. Bo
Ser put his arm around me. and
kissed the baby before we started a
he said to the cook as we went out:
Sarah. if your John Henry con
around this evening you can open
bottle OF that wine. and tell him
pay the preacher when you are res
TO be married."
would that ] could continue
record OF Mr.. Bowser's good deed
few hours longer. but l must stick to
ruth. The evening was not half o
when observed change on his f
ana realized that something =,
wrong. We had scarcely left the no
after the party broke up when he g
my arm pinch and exclaimed:
NOW, then, want you to und
stand that this is the last infer
eucnre party you will ever drag me
to-"
why, dear, what's the matterp''
Don't why dear me, for I We
s1and 1t! You looked like a bassw
SUCK and l felt like fool, and we
no business going!"