The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-08-27

others have failed Sold at DIR. c. T.
Horns drug store.
There is talk of making n new beach
pool. What's the matter with the Atlantic
Ocean?
Hay Fever. Asthma. Relief guaranteed.
Fontaine's Cure For sale by c. T. Horn.
No Cure--No Pay.--A new departure in
medical sciencel Fontaine's cure for throat
and lung diseases has cured after all other
remedies failed. For sale at DR.. {. +.
Horns drug store.
-"IIelo. Tom! Raising beard, eh?'
eyes; saves me thirty cents week to be
on our nine Feler ought to stand by local
institutions, J know"
DR. Lloyds family medieines-.no cure
no pay--at c. 4. Horns Central Drug
Store.
"A Boston barber retired after sixty
years of service and while he was packing
his kit lie remarked that he was tired To
death of hearing so much silly talk from
the customer
For rheumatism use Dr. Lloyd's fam
lily medicme--no cnre 30 pay--ai 1. l.
Horns Central Drug store.
Some day when Ignatius Donhelly
hasn't ANYTHING to do he might sit down
and figure it ont that the forbidden fruit
was banana. and Adams fall was caused
by the skin.
The Rev Geo. II Tasycr, Of Bourbon
| Ind, savs: "I'ath myself "n ,,iIe owe on
| lives i, .ihil,i, C,n.nmPiou tuie. sold
by Dr. Horn, Lri.isitot,, an"l HitIy, " eiss
mort
A mar by the name of Ketchcm in
Cleveland, O., has died aud left an estate
at SO. .0O0, 600. The above figures show that
lie never had em-bad.
Are yon made miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation, Diz4igos, i4oea hi APpehte,
yellow Skin? .5hiloh's Nilii4er Is Pnitre
cure. Sold by Dr Horn, Lehiehinn, aud
Dery, Weiasport.
John. doa't be SHY Flos5ie is not a
brunette poodle.
why will you coagh whcd Shiloh,s Cure
will give immediate relief. Price 10 cts,
30 cts. and 81 sold by Dr. Horn, l.ehigh-
ton, and Biery, Weisspori
"Oh-er-- yes; Pve been playing with The
poodle
Shilnhs Calarrh Remedy-a positive cure
for Catarrl, Diphiheria and Canker Mnlh ),
Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery.
Wessport.
Il have been for several years sufferer
from hay fever and severe head colds, and
have tried other remedies in hope OF get
ting relief but have found none thai can
compare with Ely's Cream Balm. / would
not be without it forany consideration. 1t
is simply wondcrn,l in its effect upon the
nasal organs. $. A. Bunt, Wellington, Nc
can checrlully reenmnend Ely Cream
Balm to the suffering public ior hay fever
and stoppuges of the air passaseH. have
tried it and linl It Ind it-giyes immediate
relei.-J. l.. Rector 209 Rock ~, Little
Rock Ark. 1871
-"Here's a hair on your shoulder
said his wife, with an omlnous calmness.
Having in our official capacity as mem
bers of the Plymouth, Pa. Hospital Com
mittce, been asked TO test and prove the
effectiveness Of many different articles to he
used as displeriant. in sick rnoms AMI as
Darbs prophylac,ic iinil has Leeh thor
onghly tested during the recent typhoid
epidemic in this place. II proved most
eihcacous in staying The spread ol the
fever. T. H. Armstrong, j Opp, Ihos
Kerr S. NJ. Davenport, o. NJ. ltnt,, Jas
Lee, Jr.
Miss Della Beck of Apollo slhe heaYi-
est girl in the keystone State sh is onlS
rs years old and weighs 403 pounds. Miss
Beck is blonde anI awfully sweet. but
she is death on hns.,y springs.
Peter l1del, Giavyryille, ;. y, July /
1889. Il have use ! Dr. seth Aril: 80 OUCH
Killer for nearly ta nty-fve yc'rs'nf: il Is
the only medicine that relieves my coug Ia.
While dusling The, furniInIc, "A Fan
gor serving maid fell out Of a second story
window. She then placidS arose AM
busted herself.
Pbyaic is necessary 1t times for Billions
ness, Costiyeness, &c. Use DIR. Seth Arnold
Bilious Pills. 25c.
The sleepiest man will wake up if yoI
say ball game in his ear
Do yon suffer from scroiulu, salt rhcum, al
other humoIs2 Take Hoods Saisapariila
the great blood puriiier 00doses one dollar
1--WE never strew flowers ON man
grave until after he Is dead.
A Connecticut man by the name o
Peach oyerfed his children with watermelon
, and il is feared that the peoch crop isruined
-"'rhis is a sad aud bitter world" re
4. marked gentleman Of Irish extraction
! The fellow who says this world is no
\ his home is nakinga Numbering long visit
The only thing capable of eXislin
n through a longer fast than DIR. Tanner is
+, patent plate, society weekly.
q What this country needs is new kin
of lhenomel,r that won't go up aboYe q
Iii said that Mr.. Pullman, the famou
ear builder buys the most expensive cigar
( obiainable. So.no doubt, do the porlers o
the cars. Both can afford ESPECIALLY tn
Porters.
"A machine has been IN, enied that Ni
sew on 5000 buttons in a day. No on
p seems to know yet whether on not mal
riage license for that sort OF machine cost
more than one for the other kind
"A bic head is generally pig head.
"A good way 70 get into a scrape Is 4
shave with a dull razor