River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-02-24
"DoN'T YOU WORRY"


Great Problem.
ais therea fatality among our prom
inent men" is question that we often
ask. 1t is question: that perplexes
our leading medical mel, and they are
at loss to know how 20 answer it.
We sometimes think that if the ply
sicians would give part of the energy
to the consideration of this question
that they give to combating other
schools of practice, it might be salts
factorily answered.
The fights of ''isms' remind us often
of the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that
were only happy when they were an
Initiating each other.
If Allopathy makes a discovery that
promises good to the race, Homeopathy
derides it and breaks down its infiu-
ence. If Homeopathy makes discovery
that promises to be a boon to the race,
Allopathy attacks it.
1t is absurd that these schools should
fancy that all of good is in their meth
DDS and none in any other.
Fortunately for the people, the merit
which these ''isms' will not recognize,
is recognized by the public, and this
public recognition, taking the form of
a demand upon the medical profession,
eventually compels it to recognize it
Is it possible that the question has
been answered by shrewd business menP
A prominent man once said to an in
quirer, who asked him how he got rich,
al got rich because / did things while
other people were thinking about doing
them" 1t seems to us that the public
have recognized what this fatality
is, and how it can be met, while the
medical profession have been wrangling
about it.
BY careful examination of insur-
ance reports we find that there has been
sharp reform with reference to exam
nations, (and that no man can now
get any amount of insurance who has
the least development of kidney dis
ORDER because they find that sixty out
of every hundred in this country do,
either directly or indirectly, suffer
from kidney disease. Hence, no relia-
BILE company will insure e man except
after a rigid urinary examination.
This reminds us of a little instance
which occurred short time ago A
fellow editor was an applicant for
respectable amount of insurance. He
was rejected on examination, because,
unknown to himself, his kidneys were
diseased. The shrewd agent, however,
did not give up the case. He had an
eye to business and to his commission,
and said: Don't you worry; you
get a half dozen bottles of
Warmers safe cure, take it according
to directions and in about a month
come around, and we will have another
examination. / know you will find
yourself all right and will get your
policy"
The editor expressed surprise at the
agents faith, but the latter replied:
This point is valuable one. Very
many insurance agents all over the
country, when they find customer re-
jected for this cause, give similar adj
vice, and eventually he gets the in
surance."
What are we to infer from such cir
cumstancesP Have shrewd insurance
men, as well as other shrewd business
men, found the secret answer to the
inquiry Is itpossible that our columns
have been proclaiming, in the form of
advertisements, what has proved a
blessing in disguise to millions, and yet
by many ignored as an advertisement?
In our files we find thou
sands of strong testimonials for
Warmers safe cure, no two alike, which
could not exist except upon a basis of
truth; indeed, they are published under
a guarantee of $1,000 to any one who
will disprove their correctness, and this
offer has been standing, we are told,
for more than four years.
Undoubtedly this article. which is
simply dealing out justice, will be con-
sidered as an advertisement and be re-
jected by many as such.
We have not space nor time to dis
cuss the proposition that a poor thing
could not succeed to the extent that
this great remedy has succeeded, could
not become so popular without merit
even if pushed by a Vanderbilt or an
Astor.
Hence we take the liberty of telling
our friends that it is duty that they
owe to themselves to investigate the
matter and reflect carefully, for the
statements published are subject to
the refutation of the entire world.
None have refuted them; on the con-
trary hundreds of thousands have be-
lieved them and proved them true, and
in believing have found the highest
measure of satisfaction, that which
money cannot buy, and money cannot
take away.