Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1887-10-29
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ed by railroads. Orleans Pea
vsae
There may be nothing new in Chi
world bua there's a heap that's fresh
It'd Bsss.
Muffs viii bs very small this winter,
bus ear tabs win remain as large a
ever.-L6fs
IL 10 hard struggle between she fan
cvercoas and the seersucker suit
Rochester Past
The ly-paper agent has flown "a
more genial and spotted chimes. -BaE-
ssnsovs American.
It's happy woman who can select
her new fall bonnet on first sight
ctnciHnats Telegram.
Maryland produces man SO old that
ne can remember when the earth was
hat-dita California.
Nina Van Zandt will not be so badly
or She will have Spies proxy still
Aett. Galuessoa NeuBs.
When trousers show signs of bag
ging at the knees it begins to be hard
20 pay tor them. Puck.
Taking q baby to church does tho
baby no good. and is cause of i'm.
morality in others. Puck.
The horse is a noble animal All
toothbrush handles are made from his
thigh bone-AttG California.
Something very s.Dutchy'' about the
Germans They speak of gentleman
as herr instead of him Life.
Speaking OF the ballet girl: You'd
scarce expect one of her age to dance
in public on the stage.-Puck.
The mosquito is like the dude because
there is little hope for him after he gets
mashed. - GisssUilIe Democrat
Nina Van Zant can now have an
opportunity 10 lead Anarchist Spies to
she halter. - Toledo Commercial.
We would Ike to see spell Of
weather sufficient 10 rust the hinges Of
the toll-gate. Lafayette Journal
Another proof that Bacon wrota
Hamlet is that Ham and Bacon are
close relations. Detroit Free Press.
lt ant whut er man is dat makes
him Lappy in dis we're worr. It's whit
he thinks he ID. -Arkansdw TraUeEer.
One might think an apple-woman
would be frequently bitten. but such il
mot the case. -Neto Orleans Pscaquae.
The football season Is about to open.
Surgeons living in college towns are
beginning to look cheerful -Neo York
World
The reaper whose name is Death still
seems TO depend largely upon the rail.
ways to furnish his harvest. Nebraska
State Journal.
TO west young man, and rob an ex.
press train. II YOU would accumulate
wealth with rapidity and without risk.
Hartford Gourant.
Ihe life Insurance system will not be
complete until some plan of insurine !
the life Of the life company is perfected.
Neso Orleans Pfcggune.
We grieye to observe that the Chesa. /
peake oyster is still lean. Perhaps he /
needs longer vacation and more cultiya. !
ton. = Baltimore american. 4
There are surprising number Of b
instances happening to a man everv {
day where he will be damned if be Il
does. and damned if he don't-Athc. :
Sson Globe. !.
When the great American jury sys. q
tenn disports itself il is hard to tell Il
which is its most prominent feature
the ass ears or the cloven hoof. Kan. b
sds CITY Star a
Folks may talk ez much ez da please C
erbout all people bein' created ekul, ii
but It ant or fack. De game chickens 1
meat is better dan de shanghai's -Ar, },
lscnsGs0 Traveller. a
They catch phantom train-robbers Ell
every day or two all over Texas, but i
the real flesh and blood bandits con. II
tinue doing business at the old stand. 81
- Missouri Republican.
Quakers are said to be much afflicted .,
with color blindness. This affection Z
lets many an estimable brother out !,
when he is detected looking on the 4
wine when it is red. Life. :,
There is a man in Illinois who has p
aever heard q piano. What do the !,
illinois girls do when they want tt q
arouse the wrath of the neighborhoodf 9,
- Louisville Couyier-JournaL. n
Before you call attention to the fact q,
hat pig has no use for his tail please 4
that you have two buttons f.
On the lower back of your coat thai II
iont button anything. Puck. #
Dana is in the far east seeing if he n,
,an find out what makes the sun rise. \,
he hopes to get a hint that will pre- u
rent the further sinking of his own ~
urinary. Detroit Free Press. n
The duke of Marbro will go back A
lone thoroughly convinced that the ~
Americans do not know distinguished j,
snglishman when they meet him in the %
Dad. Louisville Commercial.
An American heiress marries an En- l,
slish title; an American gentlemar az
yeds an English nurse. The trade is ~
leiress for nurse. Balance of trade ir 70
'ur favor Pittsburgh Commercial Gu -,
cite.
Mitkiewitez has the satisfaction Of ~
moving that he is the most reyiIec n
nan in the country to-day. If be is as AZ
ure of the Chinese concession he has III
,ot y good thing. San Francsscc ~
lhronicie.