The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1887-12-03


Mrs. Grimby had just read of the New
York man who came home at 3 in the morn
ing and captured burglar in the house.
Mrs. Grimby put the paper in the fire. say
ing to her sister: 81 wouldn't have Grimby
Sc that story for the world.
Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Curest
sold by us on a guarantee. 1t cures con-
umption. Sold by DR.. Horn, Lsh ghton
and Biery, Welsiport.
They call him Buffalo Bills now, for he
has $4,000 one dollar ones.
Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint? Shiloh's Nitalizer is guaranteed
to cure you. Sold By DIR. Horn, Lehighton,
and Biery, Weissport.
People of culture will discard the yul-
gar termigatiOn and say chrysanthema'a am.
! 1t may be that "a woman's work is new
er DONE" but many mans work is always
dun.
Sleepless nights, made miserable by tha
terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the remedy
for you. Sold by DR.. Horn, Lehighton ana
Biery, Weissport.
The merchant who dlsposes of his goods
below cost may be known as a sub-seller.
Shiloh's Vitalizer is what you need for
consumption, Loss OF Appetite, Dizziness
and all symptoms Of Dyspepsia. Price 10
and 70 cents per bottle. Sold by Dr. Horn,
Lehighton, and Biery, Weissport.
The attention of Mr.. Arthur Comstock
is respectfully called to the fact that trees
on the common are all bare.
The worst feature about catarrh is its
dangerous tendency to consumption
Hoods Sarsaparilla catarrh by purifying
the blood.
! U-The older man gets the more diff
cult 1t is to pull the wool over his eyes. lie
has good deal less wool, you know.
| Do you suffer with catarrh? Yon can lie
cured if you take Hoods Sarsaparilla, the
great purifier Sold by all druggists
-Clerk-What can we do for you, ,sirP
Customer-I wish to purchase an over
coat.
Clerk-Ah. yesl Something In chnchil-
la, sir?
Customer-No. Something in a chin
warmer, if you please.
This great remedy will ward OF, as we'll
as cure all Malaria Diseases, and for all
| Kidney, Liver and Stomach Disorders
stands unequaled. Price SOC. and 81, at
| I. d. Thomas
EIt Is hoped that Messrs. Angel, Put
nan, Tupper and Chamberlain will not adj.
journ WITHOUT passing upon the long moot
ed question: ''Does the cod fish salt the
ocean salt the cod fish.
Mr.. D. l. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave, Ky,
adds a like testimony, saying; He positively
believes he would have died had il not been
for Electric Bitters'
"A Cincinnati deacon is under arresl for
stealing S3.40 from contribution box. 1t
is unnecessary TO state, perhaps, that his
peeulations dated over series of years.
Pm scion of returning prosperity"
said the bank cashiers son, when he heard
that his father was coming back from Can
ada and the directors wouldn't prosecute
him.
1t Is said that Queen Victoria meyer ac-
cepts poetry unless it is inclosed in rare
casket or vase This is capital idea for
some Of our country newspapers.
John Sherman, is great statesman and
a good Republican, and for that reason the
Tribune takes the liberty of reminding him
that his boom needs oillng.
"A Montana paper referred the other
day 10 "Kisser William of Germany"
Kisser William, but an American, and his
other front name is ''Tecumsch."
The man who has an expensive health
lift fitted up in his bedroom seldom gets ul
muscle enough to bring the family coal,