The Portland daily press., 1887-01-08
Achance for Health

is afforded those fast sinking into condition of
hopeless debility. The means are at hand. In
the form of genial medicinal cordial. Hostetter's
Stomach Btters embodies the combined qualities
of a blood fertilizer and depurent, a tonic and an
Alternative While it promotes digestion and assim-
alation, and stimulates appetite ithas the further
effect OF purifying the life current and strength
ening the nervous system. As the blood grows
richer and purer by its use, they who resort to
this sterling medicinal agent, acquire not only
vigor, but bodily substance Ashealthful change
in the secretions is effected by il. and that sure
and rapid physical decay, which q chronic OBJ
struction OF the functions of the system produce,
removed, health is speedily renovated and vigor
restored.
Old LadyJonly think, one missionary.for 10
Yosng Lady-Mercy, they.must have terribly
light appetltes or they were awful big missiona-
TieSi
IL you are weak and languid use Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. 1t is a positive
remedy. Physicians use and prescribe it freely.
head.
20, yes you can" said young Hyson; "a man
may be born natural fool, but if he keeps on,
like some men know, by the time he's 90 he's a
bigger fool than all the babies in the world Ma
tnre can't make fool equal to the man who
And then old Hardhead growled that he wasn't
talking politics, but art
There are many forms of nervous debility in
men, that yield to the use of Carters Iron Pills.
Those who are troubled with nervous weakness,
night sweats &C., should try them.
"what's the train stopped for?n asked home
hunter on a Florida railroad.
waiting for COW to cross the track" some
one replied.
Ibid she CROSSE" he excitedly asked.
Eyes"
Here, conductor" he cried, 'put me off here.
I've been pokin' round in this State fur some time
an can't fnd cow that's able TO get up when
she's down, SO If you've found one that's able TO
cross railroad track know that We've struck
the best part of the State. Let me get off here.''
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
will cure all displacements and consequent spinal
weakness and is especially adapted to change Of
life.
Mrs. Patrician (to new girl)-I suppose Bridget
you overheard my husband and me conyersing
rather earnestly this morning?
Bridget-Indade did that, mum.
mrs. f.-l hope you do not consider that any
thing unusual was going on?
Brdget-Niver bit. mum. wanst had nus
band meselt mum, an niyer DAY passed that inc
neighhors didn't behave one or the other NV us
would be kilt entorly."
No other remedy has proved so effectual in re-
lIevng coughs and colds as Dr. Bulls Cough
Syrup.
Mr.. J. A. Price, Deputy Inspector, State To-
bacco Warehouse No. 5. Baltimore, Md, cordial
ly recommends salvation!oI for neuralgia. Price
20 cents.
Young mani love your daughter sir, and
would like 20 make her my wife.
Father-What are your prospects?
Young mani think they Will be pretty good II
yon viii say yes,
Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and Others whose
occupation gives but little exercise, should use
Carter's Little Liver Pills for torpid Liver and bill
iousness. One is dose.
Things one would rather have left unsaid
And now, my dear general, come and sit by me
and tell me all The scandal that's happened since
I've been away
WELL really, Mrs. Mallecho er-you see-er-
the fact U.s. that while you've been away, there has
been no scandal'
Vegetlne removes plmples and humors from the
face. Cures salt rheum and all skin diseases.
Chicago Connoisseur-You guarantee 1t to be
genuine Carrot?
Dealer mildly correcting yes, sir
ConnoiSseur-If those trees could be touched vi
little I'd take it.
Feminine Adviser-That won't make any differ
get 1t home. She has been taking lessons, yol
know.