The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-10-15
LITTLE LAUGHS.

Nothing equals the madness Of March
hair on bald head New Orleans Picayune.
Itisat n circus. when he can keep his hat
! on. that a bald headed man j. really indepen-
/ dent. New Orleans Picayune
The king Of Siam has 1900 wives It
seems almost unnecessary 10 add inst be Is
bald headed Hartford sunday Jourual
You NAV lecture on patiently bearing you
cross
And lecture from now til next Christmas
But the effort is futile, the labor il lost
With the maiden whose cfoes is stfeo.srnus
--washinston Critic.
An advertisement SAYS: "Loita one Of the
most popular actresses. AWAY uses me -
cologne Suproee sine does, II Vii noi make
/ her draw for q scent.-New Orleans flca-
yune.
The surplus affection of Loita. % j, md, is
divided between parrot ard . m'nKcF'
She can bear the accusation ~ long ~ sne u
not reported rs being IN love with dnHe -
New Orleans Picayune.
~ wish things were shared out e'eiier.
said Cincinnati boy, watching the coiofei
man at the house opposite washing the side
walk His fonl mamma was about TO com
mend his sympathy with the poor working
man. when he asioni.hed her by adding With
emphasis: 80 hen We could have c'iofed
man and hose Epoch.
A learned " d. has discovered that he
cause Of baliness is great intellectually.
/ Nav il not be- intellectually. them mat drives
the bald heads 10 the front row. Savnnts
sbould pet 20 work on brakes lrav-
elers' Magazine
A Saratoga belle has divulged the fact that
sliced cucumber. soaked in milk, Is a great
beautifer Of the complexion. II she nad
eaten the cucumber the fact would nave
dyulged itself Her complexion would have
been very white, but size would not have
known t-Norristown Herald
An African tribe is governed by ruler
who has no tongue He not only The KING,
but the king dumb Springfield Homestead
WHY don't some Of the young folks get
marriedl We could write up the Affair boz fine
style. and then we could tell YOU how We en-
loved the nice piece Of cake YOU sent us
Freestone Tex News
Sunday School Scholar Go teacher Of col
ored Sunday school class, who has related 'he
parable Of the Prodigal Sonl-Well, don't
tink he was very smart 10 eat husks wher be
was hungry Why didn't he kii ono oh lon
little pigsi-Burlington Free Pre-
The general faiure Of tbe late total eclipse
Of the sun suggests the possibility that Wig
gins predicted it-Pittsburg Chronicle
The president will see q mighty big conn
try From tip to tip the American eagle mas
n 1900 mile spread Of wing and good,
healthy, heaven reaching scream. Phi.e1el-
phia Record.
His life was fast ebbing away and his mind
was wandering "BiH, he muttered, 'h0ld
her no high an LEI her drop hard. she's
checked for Saratoga John, whispered
his wife. do You hesr neF But The obi
baggage master lay dead New York Sun
u believe YOU said Mr. TwNer was TO-
bacco dealerr "Not exactly said he YEAS
a dealer in cigarettes and cheap cigars New
Haven News.
Gen Butler IL reported as having TOLD
Kansas City reporter that when be was =
young man he W. examined for nm appoint
ment rs a department clerk and came across
this question: What states and territories
would YOU cross in going from New York 70
the Pacific cosstf He didn't know, AND $50
he wrote None; would 20 around hv Cape
Horn New York SIM
A poet sent % an editor contribution
entitled Why DO I liver The editor an-
swered, Because yon sent your contribution
by mail instead of bringing ~ "-Norner
Eagle
The orator IS frequently obliged 90 use
iroches, but tho average woman can talk 100
words a minute with mouth full Of hair
pins HarpeI's Bezar