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Telegram-herald., 1887-12-17
IHE DUDE KING.
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RArrIxosE. Nd. Dec l6.-E. Berry Wall,
OF New York. ex-king Il dudedOm. and
Mss Ssloms Melbourne. Of Washington,
we're married in Baltimore this evening. by
Rev Or Hodges. OF saint Psuis z. +.
ch1fch, st the parsonage. The bride II the
dsurhter Of Major Melbourne. an employs
IN the War Department
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-17

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Telegram-herald., 1887-12-17

l!a'(lllaRl|s !' S
GRANDEsT DISPLAY OF
HOLIDAY GOODS !
EVER EXHIBITED.
We offer our Mammoth Stock of
Christmas Presents |!
at Bottom IMPORTERS Prices.
Now is the tine to secure the cream of the
stock. Goods laid one side for you until
Christmas, on a small payment. Our Prices
the Lowest. Our Assortment the Greatest
Buy your presents under one roof.
Eight Stores in One {!
FOR GIRLS.
Extraordinary assortment Of Dolls in
every class Our cloth body. china
limb Doll will last. Does not get out Of
order. Our p cents washable Doll.
with hair and natural eyes. is worth %
cents. Don't buy until yon see them.
FOR GIRLS.
our 9s- cent kid body Bisque Head Doll
was sold last year at $50. Our line Of
completely dressed dolls is from 50 cents
10 -. A complete present at once.
FOR GIRLS.
Dolls lace caps. latest French shapes.
Dolls shoes and stockings to ct our kid
babies.
FOR GIRLS.
oar Wax Dolls are the finest models
ever made in France. They are beauti-
ful. oar 33-cent size is the fsvorite. q
inches long.
FOR GIRLS.
Wood. Willow and Rattan Chairs from
g cents. DINING TABLES, elegant
finish, from q cents. Our table at 81. Is
Is strong and useful enough for the
mother. 10 has checker board and ward
measure. DISHES TO go on the tables
are IN endless variety, and were never
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high az YOU please.
FoR GIRLS
Toe FISH POND is game that will
smnse circle. Does not get tiTesome.
q cents upwards.
PoR GIRLS
Marble games in endless variety. Mar.
only a. cents. Never been seen before.
rOR GIRLS
Dolls beds'ead IN nickel. With mattress.
FOR 81. 1s inches long Our fsv0rits toy
Dolls cradles for p cents Dolls car
fisves for - cents
FOR GIRLS
The IoBITHA SEWING MACHINE
Iss novelty of the see. psrisct sno
simple m vemeut. Dolls clothes and
snsu fnir sewing perfectly done
Fvs-v r srslne fsste1 snd sent ouf IN
running order. A child Years Old can
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cents - g. - each Pos vsiF W. ssf
afs fine Cannot Be opeBed witsoat
tee con rinstion.
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frm - csn's picture BIO e zn8 ~ r.
fag from : csnts 20 81 A new picture
beck tns yesr for y cents int Issds
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harsaus vtbo8t -s for p oents
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Telegram-herald., 1887-12-17

On Thursday. Friday and Saturday, Dec
22, % and "A, J. b. Studley, the Unknown
actor, will present al Redmond's Opera
House the grand spectacular romantic melo-
drama, "A Great Wrong" MIR. Studley
has surrounded himself with a strong cast.
The management announces that the pro-
duction here will be presented in an elsbo-
rate style, the same as formerly presented
at the Grand Opera House, New York City.
where "A Great Wrong" made such a sue
Telegram-herald., 1887-12-17

Manage Gsrwood is over in Toledo and
probably will come back to town with
some more good attractions on his booking
list.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17
PERSONAL,

IT is reported that Boston man recently
urged the President to come to New England
during the summer and bring ''Mrs. X :" with
him.
HELEN DAUvRAY has interceded for the
youth VINO followed and wanted to marry
her. and says "he is probably crazy" There's
modesty for you.
EX-Gov. POLLOCK, of Pennsylvania, used
to smoke fifteen cigars a day: but now he
takes only one. and gets more enjoyment out
OF 1t than ever he did out of fifteen.
MILE. VAN ZANpT and her mother were
cannes during the recent earthquake shock
They suffered much from cold, nervousness
ana want of sleep.
WASHINGTON GOSSIP still continues to
couple the names OF Secretary Bayard and
Miss MarkOe. The fact is, however, they have
met but twice thIs winter-Once at White
House reception and once at a reception at
Secretary EndicOtts.
GEN. SANTOS, Dictator of Uruguay, is now
on his return voyage from Europe. The peo-
pie. according to the Rio JaneIrO News. have
found his absence beneficial. and have a new
South American "revolution" awaiting him
in case he should attempt to land.
Born houses OF the British Parliament will
be asked to offer an address of congratu a ton
I her m a jesty on the comp elton of her golden
jubilee. Mr.. Parnell, whose Whereabouts is
generally unknown, and his eighty-five ad-
herents will probably be absent ON the &C
casion.
SIR MICHAEL HICKS BEACH'S eight some
time since grew dim. All documents lately
submitted to him were copied in hand al
most as clear as print. His secretary brought
him one. Sir Michael looked at it and said !:
Il cannot read such writing as that" The
secretary answered at is the same hand as
usual" and Sir Michael dropped the paper
eAclaiming: Then it Is all Over"'
SENATOR MCPHERSON, of New Jersey. eats
bowl OF mush and milk before he goes to Il
Washington dinner and one on his return
therefrOm. He eats little or nothing at the
dinner and drinks no wine. In this WAY he
says he is enabled to retain his health while
in public life. Over-d ming has aesiroved
MANY valuable life at the national capital
and Senator Mcpherson is wise in his precau-
ton.
THE spectacle of two elderly gray haired
ladies clasplrg hands IN Commissl ,ner
blatk'e ottcc in Washington was the tinaic To
little surprise which that gentleman had
prepared for them. One of the ladies' was
Mrs. Noyes, of Boston. who had called upon
the General In regard to Il clam for n pension,
| The other was Mrs. Google, of - ASKING on, II
Clerk in tiIe Pension Office. Mrs, Noyes is a
granddaughter OF Etuan Allen. of ReVoiu-
tonary fame, and Mrs. Google bears the same
relation to Israel Putnam, of the same day
and generation. The two Old heroes in their
llIctlme y ere intimate friends Gen. BLACK &,
with view TO the fitness of things, 'skcd
Mrs. Moves to wait until Mrs. Google could be
sent for, and when the latter arrived pre-
sented them TO each other.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17

The committee OF the lower branch OF
the Pennsylvania Legislature which has
charge OF apportioning the State into
Congressional districts has, 1t seems,
agreed TO so apportion Philadelphia as to
make all the districts Republican, tAus
destroying Mr.. RandalPs chances of be-
ing elected to Congress again from that
city.
It's question whether the report OF
the committee Will meet with favor. Mr..
Randall has many strong friends among
the leading Republicans OF Pennsylvania,
and it is not improbable that they win
exert their influence in his behalf. 1t
has heen published lately that the Cam
erons prefer him to a Repu blIcan because
they think he can do more to prevent a
reduction OF the tariff tn an any Repubi
can Pennsylvania can Sc nd TO Congress.
Only day or two ago the Chairman of
the Republican State Central Committee
OF that State, Mr. Thomas V. Cooper,
was reported to have SAID that
it would be madness and base ingrati-
tude on the part OF the Republicans to so
redistrIct Philadelphia as TO leave Mr..
Randall out, because he has been an ally
on the question of protection to the Re-
publican party" Yes, Mr.. Randall has
done good deal to protect the Republi-
can party, as well as 10 assist the Re-
publican party In maintaining the policy
Of prot lection.
Mr.. Randall has some strong enemies,
however, among the Repu blican leaders of
Pennsylvania. Their hostility is proba.
bly, based upon the willingness he ex-
pressed last winter to vote for slight re-
duction OF the tariff on steel rails. Perhaps
they think that he is getting ready to act
Ia harmony with his party on the tariff
question, and they want his place for a
Republican who will work with the Re-
publican party upon other questions as
well as the tariff. 1t is not obable,
however, that Mr.. Randslis strong Re-
publican friends, remembering his past
services. aud hoping for further services
from him, Will succeed in saving his dis
trict for him.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17
BRIGHT BITS.
THE taller the steeple,
The louder the knell--
That sweiis from the people,
TA hnEfv sk..t


- RAitthaU Times.
LITTLE MARIA LEWIS, : years oil, WAS told
by her teacher that The Eliss irsippi river was
called the Father Of Waters. How is that,
MISS NJ ueT' she quer ed, ''if il Is the Father
OF waters II ought 10 bc Mister Sippi.--AeG
o'1e"hS Ifg Item.
Nv HAT shall we wear" asks fashion ex-
Chdn9e. III you want to be in fashion and
.ooS OF ami see the ofner girls slide. re't
Iahhet SUIT and Dale o' hay for buste i
Tue most appropriate thing we see IN print
hoWadays.-G rhdM E ttttJiHeer.
THROWN IN.-Coal Dealer-where's john
Drlver-He stald up 10 Mr.. Browns.
Coal Dealer-Why on earth dli he do that:
Doesn't he know we're short handed?
DRIVER suppose he does. sir, b he said
ne was weighed in with his Dad, and he had
an ldea he belonged to Dir. Bruwn.-HGrUer's
B"str.
he was an ardent but an economical lover,
ana mad been counting her for three months.
-" men do you think, dearest he said. as
tney SAL near The moonllt window one even
ing THAT the moon appear, at its bestE' 81
tnlnk," the replied. ''lhat the moon always
LOOKS he loveie-t when enc Is returning
hoin- from The opera. "-D 20 ods Chronicle.
Vow, this piece is a very difficult one"
said tue orchestra leader, land | shall try
something distinctly new in IL. All but the
from Uone player are TO stop alta certa time
baton"
Nv hen shall I stop?" asked the trombonlst.
Just before | nod my head" replied the
leader.-TtG-B Bats.
LOVING HUsBAND-where are my gum
boots? .-1l
Devoted wife-In the shoe closet.
And my muffierf"
ON your fur cap"
by the way, where is my cspP"
"On the hat rack"
THANKS, dear, ! don't see how l ever got
along without you."-Onadha World.
WHAT do you adm re most about Dumb
ey's after dinner speeches2"
well, 10 be candid, their brevIty is their
most admirable feature. But why in the
world do you suppose he cuts them 30 shortr''
We'll, after Dumbey has been on his feet
for half minute he imagines he has been
speakn for about two hours. wise Provi-
dence has charge of these things.-Pttts6u5g
DiSDatcA.
TRAMP-Would you kindly give poor i,
down-hearted an little something to drive
dull care away?
Bartender-lC IS something I'm not in the
habit of doing, but in this case -
I-Ah, blessings on you ~
BIN THIS case I'm disposed to be generous
II you want something to drive duh care
away.Just help yourself TO a caraway seed
BoSton [ Ourier.
land now l ask you, my good fellow" con-
nhaeu the professor In a serious tone, ''hOw
comes 1t that you thought the quantity iu-
sufficient for my coat while YOUR brother
la'lor found 1t enough to spare something
for his boy? How do you explain that /,
man ?"
I'm the most simple way. your honor. NV
frliz ls by several inches taller and bigger
imam his boy"-JoU n"k + d6rics.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17
NJ j. Upham saw the SNOW.


Gen. +. N. &. y uH0, 9Uoted ~ gath" in
the Cine nn1tt Enquirer.
Maj. Upham, of our regu ar army, who had
been sent by our government TO rance to oh
serve the improvement in TAG les, resol we'd 10
10 up to st. Petersburg. When he Il, there
H. found that 4 splendid review, 20 GccuDy
ten days, with sham battles, was about TO
take y ace IN the tnyIrOnr of st. Peters bur1
He had left his uniform and sword in PARIS
and 10 send Tor them would have REQUIRED
that they pass across seVera nations and IA .
stopped at adj their custom houses. So he an
piled to the Secretary of Legation. who was n
Pal adelphlan, and very decent fellow, but
81 81 irIuIsQler the European morale, TO 90
and Sec rn.H lie was told that thnt
was a country 0reNquette. amt that he might
as well abandon the idea of seeing the review
A note ~as written 10 make that request in
his behalf, and the answer was that he must
app ar IN uniform ard sword. made thai
request for him, in fact. Of the Legation, a,
WAS nv duty. beng 10 the consular servt e.
After tt WAS refused I SAID TO him: NAV /
have obeyed the regulations OF my Office. and
VIII get yOu permission on my own account
to 20 out there. told him TO say thing to
anybody clse. wrote 10 tho Cieueral com.
handing the camp. Word came back at ono,
that Mt the railroad atatIUn Mi Upbam
would lni his ticket. ! went OIL there with
HIM. and was taken up to the room Of tue
General. He was u rude, gray old man who
sat there W III his yest of and not very cor.
slderdte about the lcauiness OF his snfrt III .
said: Good morning, General Where l.
your lrleh'f lnlfOuuccu Maj. Dham.
SAID he: You sinai have every o uportun,ty
to see what we are DONG here. II you want
To take solder fare with us IN a tont Won can
have It.. 1 with had my own hot here iu
e terrain you. Rut there ia little bnto
do n the street where you can nnd far nc.
c1mmOu, ms. Every mtr ling at YOU 20 r
w,d ne horses and Orderics. Make your Elf
AZ home; see everything. whenever you wani
10, in my staf.' Tins man wasa Duke. 20
we STAYED out there ten DAYS ami saw mag
ntdcent iucttcS. They had cham battle. q nj
splcndid cavalry ma. uuyres. anu / think
Upham had u first rate cnanco.
When we came hack TO ST. Petersburg the
secrel airy OF Legation said thai he was sorr,
MAJ. pham hau not uroughJ his sword a. d
uniform, hut there wa. 10 remedy und -
uch n government of etiquette OH
SAID We, 1--WE have been out there ten days
and had nrat.rate timeN
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17
INDEX qONBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEErINGs-The Hibernian Society; Solo,
mons Lodg re No. !, F. and A. NJ; ST. An
drew's Society; Workugmen's Beuevoent
Association; st. John the Baptist I. a. b.
Society; Division No. l., Ancient order OF HI
bernIsns; st. Patrick 3 II. A. Is. Society.
SPECIAL. NoTICES-Notlce TO Bondholders Of
Savannah Schuetzen Gesellschaft; Temper
nnce Entertainment.
AUCTION SALxs-Paints. Oils, Etc; Fine
Horse, Buggy and Harness, by j. McLsugh-
lin & Son.
ST. PATRIoK's DAY-Programme Of the
5eveney fifth Anniversary of the Hibernan
Society,
EDUCATIoNAL-Evelyn College for Young
. Women, Princeton, Nj.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale: Boarding; Personal; scellaneous,
ORANGES, ETC.-W. ID. Slmkins 4 Co.
PURE ANIMAL BONE MRAL-The Wilcox &
Gibbs Gnano Co.
LIsTEN!-X. 4 B. S. NJ H.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17
County Roads.

One OF the most difficult things 10 get
counties to do is 70 improve their roads.
Indeed, it is about impossible to get them
10 do il. There is not citizen of any
county Ia all Of this broad land who does
notknOw the value of good roads, and yet
the road problem is one that only a COM
parativeIy few counties have solved. and
they have succeeded only because they
have attacked it resolutely and intelli-
gently. The condition OF the roads
throughout this State is deplorable. II
farmers would carefully compute the
damage they annually suffer on &C
count Of bad roads they would
be surprised at the amount of
il. They would find that the wear and
tear upon their work animals, harness,
wagons, the inconvenience they are put
to, and the loss growing out of the i'm
possibility OF hauling full loads amount
to many times their taxes.
And yet, while erybody wants good
roads and declares that he is ready to
bear his share of the expense of making
them, it is extremely difficult to enforce
the road laws. A farmer would appar-
emily rather pay $40 for repairs TO his
wagons and harness than to pay that sum
to assist in putting the roads in his neigh
borhood in good condition, although he
knows that If improved they would re-
lieve him OF the expense of repairing
his wagons and harness.
1t is noticeable that where there are
good roads the farmers are more prosper
Gus and the farms are more valuable than
where the roads are neglected. Good
road horses and good carriages are found
where the roads are good, and the people
appear to be more contented. 1t is GER
tain that money invested in roads is well
invested. 1t pays big interest and
every body gets share Otit.
There are those who insist that the
road laws are insufficient, but it is proba.
BILE that if the laws were strictly enforced
they would answer the purpose for which
they are intended very we'll. The trouble
is that in enforcing the laws too much
favOrltism 10 shown, and IN making the
roads too little intelligence is exhibited.
1t is noticeable that there Is an awaken
ing interest In roads Ia some OF the
Florida counties which are most frequent.
ed by winter tourists. They have found
out that there is profit in good roads. and
they will also md out that good roads are
the best sort of advertisements.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17
Ell CT of "a PlAy.

A few years ago Western Con gresham
went to one of the Washington theatres to
witness the performance of the ''Daught.r of
the Regiment" The Western Official was a
large man, over feet tall, who had been a
bral e soldier in the war lie followed the
scenes IN the pay with rapt in crest, growing
the soldier. seated on his coffin, i, about to be
shot, and the Daughter" rushes forward
and receives the volley intended for her
lover, he Congressman could not cOnro HIM
self. He sprang up, trembling with excite
ment, and with tears Ia b = eyes, exclaimed /:
"D-n it, say it's too bad!''
One Of the party with him-who has since
come into the oenAte-quck Y caught him by
the coat skirts and Il led him down into his
seat. When he was fairly settled and real
lied that his friends were laughing at HIM, he
became calm and joined in the laugh him elf.
IL was long time bafore he heard the last of
the Daughter OF the Regiment"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17

His EXcellency Chang Yen Hoon, the
Chinese Minister at Washington, has had
his photograph taken, He was accompa-
MED 10 the photographers by his inter-
prefer and three lady friends, and several
servants, who carried three trunks con-
tanning a dozen different costumes. His
before he wSs satisfied. Around his neck
he wore necklace of three chains, each
of which was about a yard long, com
posed of precious stones, every sixth one
OF when was a diamond. The jewels
we're worth about $1,000, 900. His excel
lency is one Chinaman in this country
VINO does not sud 1t necessary to take in
"washee washee.'
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17

There was noticed every day for two
weeks, up to the last day of the session of
Congress, in the ladies' waiting room, a
very handsome woman, dressed plainly
but tastetully. 1t was discovered that
she was trying to induce Congress to pass
bill for tho relief OF her husband, an
army officer who had been cashiered. The
bill was passed, but in the hurry and rush
attending the last days Of the session
President Cleveland overlooked il and
therefore failed to sign it. When she
heard the news she tainted, ard has since
been very i'll. The cashiered officer has
the consolation Of knowing that he has a
devoted wife. such wives, fortunately,
are not rare, but the fact makes them
none the less worthy of appreciation.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17

Since the General Executive Board of
the knights Of Labor bought the Baird
mansion IN Philadelphia, paying for 1t
$4,000, Grand Master Workman Pow.
derby and the other general officers Of the
order have been denounced in the most
bitter terms by the members as spend
thrills, nnbobs, swells and professional
agitators. The Grand Master Workman
is sore in consequence. In an address to
the order ne repudiates the charges, and
declares that tbev are silly, and that the
labor papers which reproduce them are
criminal. He also declares that be is
tired Of being abused and insulted by
memOers OF tine order, and that he would
not st6hd half SO much from an employer
il he worked for one. The Grand Mas
ter WOikman's Indignation is evidently
deep aud sincere, but there seems to be
no reason TO doubt that he and his associ.
ates have very good thing in the Baird
mansion. The fact is the Knights Of La
Dor appear TO be putting more money
into the Golfers of their officers than they
feel they can afford.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17

Tho womeu's rights women OF Brooklyn
seem determined to vote At all hazards.
rhey have just addressed a letter TO GOV.
Hill, in which they say: 1--WE request the
Governor OF New York 10 recommend that
law be enacted to protect women In
this State in exercising their right TO vote.
II tue Legislature falls TO make a law for
cur protection we have resolved to DE-.
mand that yon snail call out the militia
10 protect W. at tho polls, thereby pre-
venting riot aud boodshed." IL is not to
be supposed that these bloodthirsty
females viii 90 10 the polls armed with
pistols. They VIII 70 with the deadly fiat
iron IN their hIp.pOckets.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17

1t is reported that several prominent
and influential stockholders of the Rich
mond and West Point Terminal Company
are greatly dissatisfied with Mr.. Alfred
oully's presidency OF that corporation. .
They are said TO regard him ss too much
inclined to be speculative. Mr.. John Il d.
human, II is intimate1, will be pressed To
accept the presidency when Mr. Sullys
term expires. If the stories told about
MIR. lnmau are true, he is as much in
clined to be speculative as Mr.. SuIly, aud
in electing him President the dissatisfied
stockholders would simply jump out Of
the frying pan into the Ere.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1887-03-17
CONG 10 cen.
Prom, the Bost0n Il Dire tiSer.
Tho light is fading DOWN the sky,

Prom the B"stOfl Il dOe ttSeT.
Tho light is fading Gown the sky,
Gne shadow grow and multiply
hear the thru~h's evening song:
But L have borne with toll and wrong,
So late, SO late.
Grim dreams NV drowsy senses drown
So, darling, kiss my eyelids down!
My LIES brief spring went wretchedly,
My summer ended tru tlpssy;
! learned to hunger, strive. and wait.
found you, lOve-oh. happy fate!
SOiate, so late!
Now all my fields are urnIng brown.
so, darling, kiss my eyelids aown!
o blessed sleep! o perfect rest!
Thus vi lowed on your faithful breast;
Nor life nor death is wholly drear,
. tender heart siuce you are here,
SO dear, 50 dear,
Sweet love. my souls sufficient crown!
Now, darling. kiss my eyellds down!