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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13
The Parrot and tho Monkey

A parrot was swinging in her cage
unde- a tree when monkey owned a.
the next hou:e came over to Boast that he
had the Wisest Mistress in the World,
The Parrot squawked and cackled and ro.
scented the Allegation, and added: NO
ono can compare with my own mistress
for true WISDOM The subject was being
Holly Disputed, when down flew the
Crow, and it was agreed TO leave it TO
him. "Why, Ladies and Gentlemen, said
the Crow: "'the Fact that neither OF them
Has even good Common Sense is proved
oh.hsnd by their Keeping the likes Of
you for Tesar' Moral-0us Defenders
are Sometimes the Best Witnesses against
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13

) An Irish gentleman, having recsived an
invitation from wealthy but not over.re.
fined lady, Oh arriving was ushered into
her presence. She was sitting In the Ii.
brsry, surrounded by gorgeously bound
books. "You see, Mr.. "" she said,
IL need never DO lonely; for here sit sur.
rounded by my best friends" Mr.. "
approached shelf, and, without replying,
took down a volume which he perceived
to be uncut, and Immediately observed,
with most genial smile: 81 am happy TO
find, Mira. W, that, unlike the majority
OF people, you do not cut your friends"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13
bad Management Somewhere.
Omaha IIorld.

Little Dick-"What do you think2 I've
got two b ,by sisters" Little Dot-"rwo2'''
"Yes, they's twins" Won't that be nice
when they're biz enough 10 play with ;
say, Dick, ! think there's some mistake
about thsn." "Why Il there?a "Cause
I've been praying for a little sister so long
and your house is close to ours and they
look alike outside, and-oh, dear don't
see why the angels can't be more careful
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13

Two kinds OF keys that should be hung
on the same ring-Night KEY and wheky,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13
SPECIAL NOTICES,
A CARD

To all who are suffering from the errors and in.
dtscreaons oil youth. nervous weakness, carly do.
cay loss Of manhood. ETC., will send rccipe that
will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
romcdy was discovered BY missionary In South
America. Send a seliadtrcssed envelope to the
Rev: Joseph IT. lnman, Station D, New York City
sc9rrhsAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13
DIED,

LlST-0n Tuesday evening, January II, 1857
Mss SYDNEY Lisf, widow OF tho late Thomal
II List, in her SD year. g..
Funeral services at her late residence, No. 20
Chapllue strest,. at 10 o'clock Friday morning
January II. Int.rment private. 1i''
SMIrli-on Wednesday. January y, 1887, at b:S
O'Clock 2. NJ, MIS-. MI. Smith, aged ii years.
Funeral notice hereafter 'f fr7.rrHa e,T
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13
IL You

would enjoy your dinner and arc prevent
ed by dispepsia, uso Aoker's Dyspepsia
tablets. They arc positive cure Tor dys-
pepsia, indigestion, tlatulency and ccnsti-
patton. We guarantee them. 25 and so
cents. Logan & Go. and o. Menke-
meller. ~ EatthEf. 81 q -. ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13

THE sTATE OF WEST VIRGINIA,
Il. Ohio County. In the Circuit Court for Ohio
County, wes. Virginia. January Rules, 1851. y,
d. Kull, Jr.. and N. L. Smith, IRrtuers) r
doing busint IS under the firm name
and atyle OF y. Kull, Jr.. q Co, In Case
Watertown Spring Wagon Company. .C
The tect Of tho above entitled suit Is 10 recover
from the defendant tho sum Of 81, w for breach
Of warranty Of Contract; aud II appearing by an
affidavit filed herein that WAtcrtown Spring Wagon
Company Is not resident OF the State OF Vest
Virginia, 1t i ordered that 1t do aprear here with.
In one mouth after the date OF the tint publication
Of this order, and do YhHt Is Necessary TO project
lis Interest in this SUIT 1t Ia further ordered that
this order be published and posted as required by
law. - - 90 f ta -saNt ~ 'lF '1lal
mttnsss. John ". Nit hell. Clerk Of said Court,
at the Court House OF said county. this 5th day oil
January, 1887, 10 WIT: January Rules. 1857.
20 y.,l q II JOHN W. MITCHELL, Clerk,
Published tho G,st limo january s. 1857.
Attest: JOHN ". MICHEL, Clerk. =
DovESER < EuoS,.' A-i-A..1gg ~ e"H| ~.
~ ~. Attorneys for Plaintiffs so ja6.rh
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1887-01-13
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

A RRIvAL AND DEPARTURE OF
"a TRAlNS-on and after Jan. 2, 1ss7-E1PLL-
NATION OF RRPEREScR MAKKs. sDally, tSundsy
eIcepted. MONDAY eIcepiad, -Mhcelinr Hind:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-10-09
In qUE Third Dlsr&lGr COURT.
Another Very Brief Session Held
Yesterday.

Susanna Lewis VS.. A. 8. Lewis Of al.
Fred Simon appointed guardian.
Rosina Hucking vs.. John Huekine:
referred to D. G. Mclaughlin.
Sarah Kahn VS.. Gertrude Kahn ct al.
II Men1eim appointed guardian.
HyrUm Richards native OF Wsles,
and Herbert L James, native Of Eng-
land, were admitted TO citizenship.
United States vs.. Charles II Bassett,
unlawful consolidation; defendant ar
Isigned and plea of not guilty entered.
The accounts of J. r. W1kin, >
United States Commissioner, were A.
lowed.
Court adjourned until 10 o'clock Mon
day rnorniug.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-10-09
Is consum ption Incurablep

Read the following: Mr.. c. II. Moo
ris, Newark. A-i-., says; Was down
with Abscess OF Luuga, and friends sad
physicians p.cUoun 90 me 81 Incurabie
Consumptive. Began taxing DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, am
now eli my third bottle, and able to
oversee the y otk OF my farm. 1t is the
finest medicine eyer made"
Jessie Middiewsrt, Decatur, Ohio,
saws: HAD it not been for DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption L
would have died of Lung Troubles. Was
given up by doctors. Am now in best
OF health" Try it. Sample bottles
free n. @. IF. I. Cos, Drug Store. .
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-10-09
Don,t Get Caught

This spring with your blood full of i'm
purine5, your digestion impaired, you.
appetite poor. kidneys anG liver torpid.
and whole system liable to o. ProstraJed
by disease-but get yourself into good
and ready for the changing
and warmer weather, by taking HoOd's
Sarsaparills. 1t stands uneQualled for
purifying the blood, giving an appetite.
and for general spring medicine. 3
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-10-09

HANCOCK In this city yesterday, Philip
Hancock, aged IS years. Born IN Cardiff,
Wales.
Funeral services viii be held at the resi-
dence of Mrs. Louisa Gorjnre, SION First
west Street at 4p.m. Weish friends from
.Carii f sre particularly invited
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Nina del Padre.
lKl Psso Inter-Repnhlics.l ]

Much has been said and printed about the old Nina del Padre. of which tra- dition has so much 70 say and Ot when the archives in the old church of Guad- Alupe Et Paso del Norte describe SO rli- nutely. But effort after effort has faiI- ed 10 find 1t; search after search nos proved fruitless. Would It not De q singular incident If II should come 70 pass that after so many years and SO much wasted tune speut Tn hunting. b
 party of Fl Pgsosns should go directly
 to 1t by following the description oi a man who dreBmpt all about is and iis
 location. Would 1t rot be summed up
 as e prenOnitionr
 The dreamer divulged it to Mr. Dow
 ling who declded to investigate. lie
 got up n party last Monday snd with IJO feet of rope, cenieens and all equip-
 ments, and started on the trail.
 On one of the adjunct summIts of a high mountain the party found an old mine. The shaft was twenty inches wide at the aperature to thirty teet long. hsr. Bowling tied the :lpe about him and the rest of the party let hlm down into the cavity of antiquity, he letting q candle dOWl ahead of nm abou. twenty feet. The shaft ran cown crooked for sixty feet, when shaft ran out st either side, one sbCut thlrty Ieet
 and the other forty feet. These he m vestlgated and found that they had been
 partially filled ID again after once belng run back. Another man was let down ] Co this lsndicg and be let Mr. Dowllng down farther. llO feet from the outlet. where he found big basin, as large as several common sized rooms. OH l from this ran another shaft.
 Between the first and second landings
 were beams holding loose earth and poor grade ores. which had been thrown 1 back there instead of carried out ct .te l top. The beams were dangerously rottei and the least jar might have let l the pressure back Cf them cover man 1 below. On the second landing the wood was evidently put m long after and was | stronger. At the bottom of the basin was about ton of loose ore. ieGther buckets and old rswhide ropes. The leather and rRwhide would tear like
 pasteboard. SO rotted were they. MT Bowling secured some ore specimens and was pulled above. It is Rafe to
 say hardly another person would have
 yentured down there.
 The evidence was all conclusive as | to the fact that the mine had not been
 worked for years and years. for under grOund the timber and leatEer would have preserved for ages. All about the
 place corresponds with the story tEsdl- ton tells and its distance IS within ten
 miles of the old church Hs stated. The
 old church is also ID plain view of the entrance and there is considerable
 ground for supposition that the old
 Padre mine has at last been discovered. The ore Is to be assRyed thoroughly,
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
A Ghost on Guard.

George Matthews, who arrived today from the Squav Peak Range, relates c curious story about the SquRw Cave under the highest butte of the Squav Peak Range. Old timers will remem- Der that m 1868 party started out from Phoenix to follow up some Indians who had stolen some horses and murdered two men. The writer cannot now ire call the names of the parties who went out. but he remembers that among the number were King Woolsey, John Y. I Smith, John Montgomery, and Darrell Dupper. The party strailed up the theives pretty closely, and on reaching & cave under the Squaw Peak, they found 1t filled with TOnto Indians and killed them at once. Now it IS this cave about which Matthews relates the curious story. He says that he and bis partner McCloud. while prospecting in that country, discovered the cave and started to walk into 1t. They did not 20 in, however, because, right at its mouth sat corpse which looked more like an old Indian woman than anything else, and they dId not stop long 10 take ob- servations, after seeing her. Matthews says there Is not moneyienough ID Mari copa county to pay him to go there agaIn. and hrs partner McCloud, has not stopped running since-st least he has not been seen since that tune. Herald.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Americans in Mexico.

At the Mlnas Prietss Sonora. on May 10th, Jack Hogan shot and killed n Mex ican policeman. IL seems that the pO- licemau WAS going into Hogan's room. The citizens heard tgO shots, and as the the policeman's pistol had been fired. !: IS supposed that he tried to shoot Hogan when he shot him .throughss ssthe heart. They must have been very near each other when the policeman fired ,as Jack s face was powder burnei and wounded. While the doctors were dressing the wounds, Q crowd of Mexicans came up and commenced shooting and knocked Hogan down. There we're about twelve shots fired at him, several balls going through his clothes. but be was not hurt to amount to anything. He received a scalp wound from the blow that felied him. He is confined in jail and no one Is allowed to see him. He IS to be taken to HermOsillo; fears are entertained that be will never reach there. the Mex jeans say they will have him. We are indebted to Mir. Chas. Beckwith for the above news, he having received the in formation from a friend, now at that csmp.-Nogsles Record.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
For Rent.

A furnished house of five rooms in- cluding parlor, dining room and two bed rooms, furnished complete; new furniture. Rent S25.00.
 Also one furnished house of four rooms and hall including psrlor, dining room, kitchen and bed room. Rent S20.
 Also furnished house of four rooms, including psrlor. dining room, bed room and kitchen, Rent l5.
 Also one unfuruished house of four rooms. Including, parlor. dining room, Kitchen and bed room. Rend S15.
 Also one unfurnished house or store of three rooms, Rent SIP.
 All the above houses are choice. Cor rails, out houses and city water are at tsched thereto. For information apply at b. 5. Amercsn bakery, PA Congress St.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
TOOK ALI HIS PAINS AWAY.

A. M. Chisholm, of No. 2723 Stoddart Street, St. Louis, Mo, writes:
 During my long residence in Canada l suffered for years from pains in my back, across the region of the kidneys and by the constant use of ALLCoCK's PLssTERs invariably obtained great re- lief Upon removing 10 St. Louis, l was again troubled with the same complaint, and was advised 10 use Magnetic and other kinds of plasters, without being relieved of pain, SD fell back to my olIi friend ALLcocK, who gives me more re- lief than any other have ever tried. 1 always recommend them to my friends and all who suffer from pains aud aches of any md"
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
AN oBDURATE OLD WOMAN 7
Collapse of an Incident Which Opened NerN promi isinglN-A ADisapnoIntment.


 Very Promisingly-AD ADisaPPointment.
 A rough bearded, red nosed, desperate looking man; a shrill voiced. energetic newsboy; an industrious old woman; these three were brought together by the fates with the evident intention of mak- ing such an incident as would read well fl told in a Sunday school paper. But the industrious old woman was obdurate, and as she was woman the fates could not help themselves and retired. leaving the incident 10 develop itself as best it might. So it happened thus; The scene was on Park TOW, opposite the pOsto.lice; the man in the play, cold and hungry. ven tUred Co beg assistance of a newsboy. The boy knew what it meant to be cold and hungry, but he knew also that he must look out for number one.
 Just a cent, bub, pleaded the desper- ate man.
 Tell ye wot 'tis," said the boy refec- lively. II can't give ye no sugar. cause I'm hard up myself. but I'll give ye paper 'n V c'n sec wOt ye c'n do.-
 The hungry man took up the paper and before he could do or say anything the boy added: "Why not try a trade on the old woman at the coOkey stands''
 Together they approached the old woman. She was seated on stOo! behind her array of pastry. A coarse shawl was wrapped about her shoulders and her fin gers were busy with knitting.
 Will ye give one of those for this paperF' asked ihe man. abruptly,wbile the boy stood by interested in the experiment 10 the extent that he neglected his own business The cOOkey vender looked up with disdainful surprise. 'IIohF' she said.
 Will you give me one of those or any thing on the stand for this paperi'' re- peated the man.
 Give him a cOokey for The News" ehirped the boy.
 The fates surely intended the old woman td display great kindness of heart. to sym pathize with the unfortunate man. and give him two cookies and let him keep his paper as well, but she didn't do anything of the kind
 "Phat's the good av yer paper to mes'' she exclaimed scornfully: get along wid de bot av yez or I n carl a cop. so now The man and the boy looked at each other disappOiutedly. "Yell have to sell yer paper, boss. said the latter philO- sophlcally. And the incident that opened SD prOmisiucly collapsed The last seen of the man he was trying 10 sell his one paper as he walked along the row. The old woman, who wasn't going to get taken in by no suckers" had resumed her knitting and the boy was exe-cising his shrlll voice. Uncle BlIsi in On ..aco Herald.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Why Stokes Will Never Deal Faro
 gain.

John W. D. Stokes sent g. for the purchase of a .Icket m The Louisiana State Lottery in the February drawing. He reoieved R fifth of No. 45,l5l. and when be learned that # called for part of the s5O,OOO prizs be resigned as deal CT in prominent gambling house. The money arrived by express. He IS now enjoying season of rest, and is having his wife, who is nearly blind, treated for her stfiiction. Stokes says be will never deal faro Rgain.-Detroit(M Mich Tribune Feb. 27.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Eniov Life.

What @ truly beautiful world We Ivt ID, Nature gives Us grandeur of noun. tains, glens and oceans. and thousands of means of enjoyment. We Can desir, Do better when m perfect health; but how oitea do the majority of people feel like giving |. up dIsheartened. dissOur- aged and worn out with disease. when there Is DO occasion for this feeling. as every sufferer can easily obtain sstisfac- tory proof, that Greens August Flower will make them free from disease as when born. Dyspepsia snd Liver Com plaint are tbe direct eauses of seventy five per cent of such mBlsdies as Billions ness, Indigestion. Sick Headache. Cos. tiveness. Nervous Prostrs.ion, Dizziness of the Head, Pslpitation ot the Heart and other distressing symptoms. Three doses of August Flower will prove its wonderful effect Sample bottles, 10 cents.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Wonderful Cur.S.

W. D. HoYt < Co.,, Wholesale and Re tail Druggists of Rome, Ga, say: We have been selling Dr. Kings New Dis covery, Electric Bitters and Bucklen' s AEnIca SRlEe for two years Have never handled remedies that sell So Il. or give such universal satisisC q. There have been some wonderful cures effect ed by these medicines in this city. Several cases of pronounced Consump- tion have been entirely cured by use of few bottles of Dr. Kings New Dis. covery, taken in connection with Flee tric BItters. We guarantee them al- ways. Sold by George Martin.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Forgot the Horse.

A Dakota man had horse stolen from him and in his anxiety to lynch the theft forgot 10 bring his horse home Ibid you catch the horse?' inquired hIs wife, as he returned from going witt the vigilants after the man who had stolen horse from him.
 You bet We did"
 Well, I swar-I'll be doggoDed ef We didn't forgit to fetch it back with us But great Guns! you orter seed the way that teller swung and kickedi l wish the children had been along ter see it!''
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
His Trip Co Europ-.

A man who has just taken a modest position in one of the ciry departments starslcs his friends who have missed him for five or six weeks by saying: II have been To Europe l was SD hard up had tO go or starvc." He explains that in August he had been promised his present job for the middle of October. He did not have money enough tO tide him over from that time until he went tO work that Is ;O say. should he continue Co live in town. He found he could get a steer age passage Co Germany for BIO. and made up his mind to take it The trip lasted ten days. He boarded in Ham burg for a little less than $} a week, in what he calls fine style, passed three weeks in that way. paid so tO return home. and so spent a month and a half a. an expense of almost precisely $l a day-''which, " he adds, lis just what iJ was costing me to loaf around the streets while ! was idle in New York. in addition to my bOard.-New York Cor Brooklyn Eagle.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
The station-sIa.ter,. Garden.
ILoud a Letter.

The poetry of the English railroad i, the staIon-masteris garden on narrow strip behind the platform. snd -notbi,p has been more welcomed. says a writer on railways. in American railroad management than the imitation of our English brethren in their treatment of their stations. and nothing is regarded with more lively or sympathetic interest than the horticultural ambitions and struggles of the station ulaztsrs on soma sf our leading lilsA,1
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Alarmed HawaIian..

Hawaiians are becoming alarmed at the rapid change taking place in the popula ton Of the islands During the month Of June there arrived at Honolulu ll4 white persons, three Hawaiians. j2i Asiatics. and there departed during the same time iO2 whites and only 2lj Asiatics. show ing total changs in favor of the Chinese of 461 persons Ky the census of lSSi there were ls. .OJJ Chinese on the island. which is known tO have since increased n per cent. while during the past year the English.speaking race has fallen oil about ' Der cent
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
rine NeedIs. for stun5nr cu.hInn.

A new industry in the southern forests is the utilization of the needles of tbe long leaycd pine-Pinus palustris. The leaves are soaked in a bath 10 remove tbe glazing. then -crinkled7 for stuffino cushions and other upholsterinr pur poses. They are specially valuable on shipboard and other places where furni
 ture is in danger of becoming infested with insects. The turpeutine which re. mains m ihe leaves makes a most inhos piiable abode for these annoying insects
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Japan's Paien, Law.
ENChllga

The Japanese hage at last promulgatei patent law The new law appears HLe many other recent jaTanese laws. to 5s compiled from similar laws Of other conn tries-s clause from England here from France there, from Germany in another place, as seemed advisable in the circrn,. stances. The term of Protection i, fifteen years articles that tend to disturb social tranquility. or demoralize custom, and fashions or are injurious 10 health ' and medicines, can not be patentei
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Embroidery and Fancy

Embroidery and Fancy work Taught.
 All kinds of embroidery and fancy work taught at reasonable rates, and orders taken for the same. Every kind of modern fancy needle work, in all its branches tsugbt. Samples of work can be seen, at my rooms on snd after Mon day. May 9th, on west side Stone A venue, between Congress and Camp streets, If Mas, II. ScHnIEDIS9s
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Memorial Day Programme.
 TUcsoS, 4. T., May 27. ESERAL ORDERS

GENERAL ORDERS
 No. 1.
 For the purpose of preserving and strengthening those kind and frsternal feelings which have bound together the soldiers, sailors and marines who united to suppress the late rebellion. the com rsdes of this post will assemble at these headquarters on the 3O.h day of May. 1881. at hslt-past o'clock s. 10. and at eight o'clock @. m.. march to the ceme- tery for the purpose of decorating the graves of our deceased comrades as well ss those of other soldiers and sailors buried within the jurisdiction of this post.
 All societies, organizations snd citi- chs are cordially invited to assist this Post in the observance of this Me morial Day by joining in the parade and suspending their ordinary business pursuits during the ceremonies.
 The procession will start st tue hour stated and proceed via Jackson street to Stone avenue. thence 10 Congress street, thence to Main street, thence to tue CtMtACE.. AlhNE AIt ceremonies there. the procession will return via Main street to Pennington street, thence io Church street, thence to Camp street. thence to Convent street, thence to the headquarters.
 Appropriate memorial services will be held at the Grand Army Hsll at 1 r. m. the same day and the attendance of the public generally Is respectfully solicited.
 ComrGdc Hiel Hale Is hereby detailed to set ss Marshal of the day.
 The Post will assemble Sunday, Msy 29th, at haif-pEst SIX p, m. for the pur- pose Of attending uuIoD services to be held at the Methodist church by the Rev. F. W. Downs.
 By order of
 THOS. HUGHES,
 Post Commander, R "a Eurrvv poak Adiutanf
Arizona weekly citizen., 1887-06-04
Constlpstion has Many Victims

Constipation has Many Victims. and the endesvor to find reliet with the cathsrtic. the injection, the sperient and laxative are distressing. These are re sorted to time and again, until tho sufferer is almost in despair, as he gains only brief respite.
 By taking Simmons Liver Regulator the bowels will be gently moved c. naturally ss II 10 medicine had beeE taken. Regularity m taking ;he meii- cine will soon effect a permanent, relief