The Grenada gazette., 1887-09-17
FULL OF FUN.

THE coat smells ,;t,.
lsaacstein.' said the customer n.us'y t.u'
Ing 1t down. Il no ,yhma,, a.. .lror- y,
musty." argued Mr.. Isaacs,o;. ao' tr'a'
sstly, ''und my nose vas twice So sa ea'a'
yours. s."-saeetious Exchange, - Nsa
LET the weather alone # -.
it to lot You slonc. The hottest es saal s
IN mt. the town is the one who goes .haA, aa,
with a fan asking every BODY SHIs II !. I'su, is9
enough, and appearing to have ehs.s' ~ 10.
OF the weather N O. Picayuns
1T has been asked wly ! H..
called q ''she." The answer sao,n WI!
easy one. There is always ' mor
less hustle about city. Besides ',s : .,
has outskirts. and he could ~. - Wy y
der any circumstances have, slir. w.
any kind.
-The following notice was seen l.,
summer near . colored mans m,o,
patch down in Kentucky: ''
millions for sale,
Doth water and mush."
.Harper $ Dosar
--."You asked me 10 bring you E,0,
pin money" said young husband i', ~
his wife. ''Ycs, DEAR" said tLa l,a'
expectantly. "Well, 10 save yon M II,
fatigue of going out in this hot westsa,
have brought You some pins instead !
m y Sun.
a stern old orthodox clergyman
when passing fashionable chureh .,
which a new spire was being erected
was asked how much higher he thouoht
it was going to be. ',Not much bicb
en-" he said; ''they don't own vey "a,
in that direction!"-M y Ledger
Mamma. where do the cows 80,
the milkp' asked Willie, looking IN
from the foaming pan of milk which hs
had been intently regarding. "Whep
do You get your tears?" was the an.
swer. After q thoughtful silence hs
again broke out: mamma do The
cows have to be spanked"- Western
Agrtcu!turisk
-"'Pears to me-" said Unch Pete
as he leaned his hoe against the corn.
crib and extracted pebble frsm his
shoe; "'pears to me like dw' was
some kind Of ,nisdecomposishum IN all
dis talk about babies cuttin' tecf. De
way Use cum to look at it, hits do tee
cuttin' the baby. Leas'wise, dass do
way hit looks in de case of cnAud
chill en-. "-Erchange.
The editor Of the London Post
wears lilac kid gloves through every
dinner to which he is invited. He /,
rather tony. but for genuine thres-ply.
eighteen-carat style, the English people
are referred 10 the Dakota editor who
wears a six-shooter, Il bowie knife and
no necktie through every dinner 10
which he is invited-as well as 10 some
to which he is not invited. NORRIS,
toyn Herald.
The editor Of the Carson Laria
remarks in a striking editorial para.
graph: III Tod Bunker don't keep
his sow and shoats from under our
Office he is going to lose some pork, !"
In the midst Of profound speculaions
OH European affairs and the probable
hereafter of the heather, how refr @h.
ing is such a breezy, commonplace.
homelike editorial utterance as this. =
Burlington Free Press.
Keeping Himself Before the Pub'ic
NO" said a Young man to the
theater ticket-scller, Il don't want an
end seat; want one in the middle Of
the row. l usually 60 out two or three
times during the performance, and
half the pleasure ! got at the tAcatcr
Is In the sensation m axe in passing
in and out. you know. II a fellow had
an end seat, he might 60 out andconle
in . dozen times and nobody would
notice him. So no end seat for me"
IN Z Ledger
NO doubt you have hearG' said
the car conductor. '.of the man who
always gets into car with . tc,'dOl,
lar bill and, as 1t could not be changed
for his fare. rode scot free. A certain
aged creature played tho game On mo
for five consecutive mornings In Or
der to get even with him ! filled . !,
small tin pail with nine dollars anu
ninety-6yc,. cents in pennies and tive,
cent pieces. The next time he ofterea
me the ten-dollar bill dumped s'ls
contents 81 the pail into his na' i
We're square now,'I said 70 nm;
Quite so was the reply. But when ! !
turned the ton dollars into the ONCE, ~
was pronounced counterfeit. and ! iot
1~nA srYrrnh Ank Oh