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The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
Coming to Their Senses.

From tht Brooklyn Eagle.
A lady writing from England says:
"The American girls who have mar
ried noblemen have, in so many in
stances, led miserableliv that it has
created panic all along the line. The
noblemen are not always to blame
either. You see they have often been
brought up In the most selfish fashion,
and they naturally imagine the obliga-
ton should be all on one side.
"Then it is very difficult for an
American young lady to ADOPT herself
to life abroad. She finds all manner
OF stumbling blocks thrown in her way,
and altogether l do not see how she
can possibly be as happy with q for.
eigner as she would with a good clear
headed common-sense American hus-
band, even if she is called countess Or
duchess. Then there is another draw
back. These titled foreigners may
recognize us American women, but
they have horrid way of snubbing
our fathers and brothers, and l am
glad to see that American girls are be-
ginning to come to their senses.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Elk. Secretary OF War Lincoln, his
family and several friends were on
their way East from the slope few
days before the r-State-commerc
law went into effect. They had been
out of San Francisco two days and
were passing through O. rather rocky
and dusty district, when an English
man got aboard the train and entered
the Pullman car. About shutdown Mr..
Lincoln and his party and the English
man went out on the rear platform
to enjoy the evening breeze. The con-
ductor joined q few moments later.
the Englishman went down into his
pocket, pulled out long string OF
tinted paper and handed it to the
ticket puncher. "What's that?"
asked the conductor with an air OF
surprise. eli bought hit OF your
blawsted company" replied the En-
glishman in alarm. "And what do
you call it?" "Why, blawst your
eyes, that's ticket; cawnt you see?"
$50 it is, drawled the conductor,
winding the string on his arm. cts
the first one I've seen since left Oak
land and I'd forgotten how they
looked. Beg pardon, sir.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
MARKETS.

CMcAGo-Wheat, No. 2 spring, s2Tse; No. 3
spring, 77c; No. red s2hc Corn, No. Z, 81 &c.
Oats, No. 9, 27sc. Rye, No. 2, 56Ac. Barley,
No 6}e Flax seed ss5 s s56 Tm9thy seed
lbs, Sis. Butter. creamery II to 22c; dairy,
15h to 21c. Eggs, liz to 12yc.
NEW YORK:-Wheat, No spring, 93c; No. 1
hard. 94c; ungraded red. 954c: No. 3 red, 91Rc;
No red, 93hc. Corn. ungraded. 5O4c; No. 2,
1870. Oats. mixed western, BIC; white, 42c.
Eggs, 1870. Butter western, IL to 24c.
MILwAUKEE-Wheat,7 SAc. Corn, No. 3, 3Sc.
Oats. No. 2, white. 321yc. Rye. No. l, 62Ec.
Barley, 6Oc. Pork $3.50. Lard, $7.15. But
ter. IS to zoe. Eggs, IL to 12lzc.
Observation-Disclosures, No: l hard, 76c: No.
] northern, 74ac: No 2 northern, 73Ac. Flour
to local dealers, or shippers: in sacks 30 to
$3.50. Corn, 39c. Bran, $1,000 to $1,000.
shorts, $1,000 to 5000. Oats, soc. Rye,
No 2, 1885, No. 3, 4Oc Corn meal, bolted, SIS
to $50. Hay, wild, SO to s1o.5e. Butter,
creamery, "a 10 csc; dairy, IS to zoe. Eggs,
IL to 12ac. Potatoes, so to soc
ST; PAuL;mwheat, No, l hard, Tie; No; l
northern, 76l2c; No. northern, 75c. Corn No.
2, $50. Oats, No. mixed, 29lsc; No. 2, mixed,
29c No. white, sc; No white, Sic. Bar
ley. No. 2, soc. Rye, No. 2. 4Sc. Flax seed.
e5c Timothy seed $40. Glover seed, 81 90.
Potatoes, 45 to 53c. Eggs IL to 12c
DULUTH-Wheat, TVS to 7Ssc.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
A Great Profession.

An old fellow entered lawyers Of
flee and excitedly exclaimed Look
here, colonel. l understand you have
been employed by Wilkins to bring suit
against me?'
Eyes, sir.''
''But colonel Wilkins accuses me of
dishonesty"
''What of thatp"
''What of it! Why, last year you de-
Tended me against just such a charge"
Eyes, remember"
'Of course you do. You said during
the trial that you had never met more
honest man than am, and swore that
| could not be guilty of dishonest ac-
ton"
Eyes, believe / did,"
Il know you did. and, Sir. do you
know what l am going to do?''
"What!"
"l've got witnesses, and am going
to prove in court that you said it. Then
what will you do?'
Acknowledge that l said it, Of
course"
Then the jury will decide in my
favor"
II think not"
Cant help IT,"
'Oh, yes, for / will tell the court how
much faith had in you last year, that
/ would indeed have staked my all on
you, and that was never more pain
fully shocked in my life than was
when, few days ago, l received con-
vincing proof of your rascality. My
dear SIR" the lawyer continued, II am
every day impressed more and more
with the broadness and extensive
comprehension of the legal profession.
Don't be in hurry. Always glad to
see you, and will cheerfully serve you
at any time. "-Arkansaw Traveler.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
A London correspondent quotes 81

A London correspondent quotes Sir
Charles Upper as saying OF Mr.. O'Brien's
visit to Canada: One OF the advantages
which we think the British system has over
the American system is that both in
England and in Canada all parties treat
the executive head OF the nation as hey ond
criticism. Fiercely as controversy may
rage between the two parties, they all
unite in sustaining the executive head OF
the country. 1t naturally follows that we
disapprove very strongly OF departure
from that course by anybody coming into
the country to attack the queens repre-
sentative, and that Interference to the ques-
tions that have no relation to Canada
and Canadian affairs. At the same time
everybody deplores the fact that Mr..
O'Brien should have been made the subject
OF violence by any interference. Such a
thing is most unusual thing for Canada,
where the freest speech on all questions is
tolerated.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
Clear the Way

Without loss OF time, when the intestinal canal
is blocked up by the reason OF constipation
chronic or temporary. 1t should be borne in
mind that this ailment is prone to become last
ing and obstinate, and breed other and worse
complaints Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is the
precise remedy to remove the obstruction effect
ually, but without drenching or weakening the
blockaded bowels, consequence always to be
apprehended from the use OF violent laxatives
which among the most pernicious Of the
cheap nostrums swallowed by the credulous and
misinformed. The fiat of experience, and Of the
medical fraternity, sanctions the claims Of this
standard aperient. Not only as source OF relic
and stomach, but as means OF remedying and
preventing kidney and bladder troubles, and fe
yer and ague, it is without a peer.
Gen. Abram S. Duryea, the old Zouave
commander, was recently stricken dowr
by paralysis at New York.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
THE DISTANT YEARS.

We met last in the distant years,
And parted, meier to meet again;
Nv aching eyes were filed with tears,
NIy heart was sore with untold pain.
But, though we parted thus for aye,
A lingering hope my heart yet holds.
That we may meet again some day
Ere death shall shroud us in his folds.
We parted. twas the old, old way;
A too well trusted friends deceit
Had taken each from each away,
Both hoping never more To meet.
He thought that was false; while l..
Enshadowed under falsehoods spell,
In anger said last good-by
To him once had loved SO well.
But now | know the truth ut last
would knew he knew the same,
To ecln, to me from out the past
And tell me was not to blame.
But. all! tits maybe all too late;
That day of JOY may never dawn;
| can no more than watch and wait,
And through the future years hope on
j. i. -VDoaald, IN Chambers's Journal.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
WASHINGTON Special: Gov. McGill and


Washington Special Gov. McGil and
staff accompanied by Maj. Strait and
Congressman Mcdonald, called by appoint
ment upon President Cleveland on the
25th inst, and spent social half hour
with him. In the name OF Minnesota the
governor rendered the president an invita-
ton to visit St. Paul at the coming state
fair. The president expressed strong de-
sire to know the West better and expressed
Il hope to be able to accept the invitation.
He said he did not see how it could be ar
ranged at this time, but hoped to find
time before the summer was over. Gov.
McGill and party also called upon Secre-
tary Endicott, who suspended an official
hearing and gave his visitors welcome.
The governor then proceeded to the grand
stand in front OF the White House, whence
he reviewed in company with the president.
Gov. Lee OF Virginia and others, the pa
rade OF the companies present there at the
drill.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Prof. Humphreys, OF Cambridge. Eng
land, has been investigating reputed CEN
tenarians. He found two males and nine
females who were surely over 100 years OF
age. He remarks: 1.-The centenarian gen.
orally comes from long-lived family and
Is q person OF active habits both OF body
and mind. good sleeper, endowed with a
good appetite and cheerful disposition.
They are usually moderate IN the indui-
pence in liquors or total abstainers. Aeon
siderable number OF instances were met
with where severe illness had been recov-
cred from in advanced age, some seeming
to take a new lease OF life and throwing oil
the effects OF chronic maladies from which
they had previously suffered" After
making every allowance for the compare.
tive immunity from accident, exposure
and anxiety OF women Prof. Humphreys
thinks there still appears to be reason to
believe that they possess greater Inherent
vitality than man.-Dr. Foots Health
Monthly.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
".IeSS SO.n

They were conversing together in
the Baltimore depot, and one of
them remarked:
II shan't go into Wall street blind.
l have friends who will give me point
ers."
A man who was wheeling baggage
truck overheard the remark. stopped
short to look at the speaker, and then
spit on his hands to renew his grip of
the handles and said:
"Jess so. That's the way l went
there with $50. 600 in my pocket, and
them pointers brought me here. Bet
ter get your application in for job.
mister. "-WaW Street DAILY News,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
A Correct Diagnosis.

Young Man Ito medium)-I want
you to tell me what is the matter with
me.
Medium-It will first be necessary
to deposit 81 to propltiate the spirits.
Young Man (dolefully)-A dollar
goes.
Medium-You do not sleep well. you
have bad dreams and are gloomy and
med tate suicide every day.
Young Man Gin great surprise) =
Correct.
Medium-Take this sealed envelope
open it in the privacy OF your room
within you will find diagnosis of
your disease.
Young Man Zone hour later, Opens
envelope and reads)--Pie for supper.
-PAitadelpbig Call.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
The Coming Struggle.

After slavery, civil SERVICE then m oral re-
form among the people, for absence OF vir-
tue and integrity nndermines the safety Of
free government and society. Abuse OF slim
ulants; overw orked women; fast living and
luxury, undermines mind and body. The
struggle against these will be deadly one.
Load mans appetite and pocket, and
you have him. The three great leading
characteristics ofdissipation, abuse ofstim.
ulants and overwork are met by the new
new discovery Extract of Moxie Nerve
Food. 1t stops nervous exhaustion in
women. The abuse OF the system in any
form. Its results are the craze OF the coun.
try. The sales of it as m ade into luscious
beverage are perfectly enormous already.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Attorney General Garland said concern
ing his supposed candidacy for the vacant
position on the supreme bench: do not
want the place, and would not take It If
offered me. My constitution is worn and
enfeebled by q severe attack OF sickness
that came upon me in March 1886. The
duties OF the office are so important and
SO exacting that feel it is due the public
service that, as general rule and other
things being equal, one who enters upon
the performance should have a fair and
reasonable prospect OF twenty years OF &C.
tive labor before reaching the age named
by the law for retiring.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
When to Be Careful.

In small town out west an ex-coun-
ty Judge is cashier of the bank.
1.-The check is all right. SIR" he said
to stranger, ''but the evidence you
offer in identifying yourself as the per-
son to whose order it is drawn is scarce
ly sufficient"
1--WE known you to hang man on
less evidence, judge" was the stran-
gers response.
.Quite likely" replied the ex-judge,
''but when it comes to letting 60 Of
cold cash we have to be careful. '--Ncw
YOrE Sun.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
A Fair Valuation.

Lawyer Ito client)-You want to sue
Robinson for $500 for libel, you sayP
Client--Yes; he has blasted my char
acter forever.
Lawyer--You think $500 the proper
amount.
Client----Well, make it $3.50. l on
ly want what's right. Harpers Bazaar.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Mensman's Peptonized Beef Tonic. the only prepare
ton Of beef containing Its ENTIRE NUTRITIOUS PROP
EITIEs. 1t contains blood making, force generating
sind life sustaining properties invaluable for Indiges
ton. Dyspepsia prosration and all forms Of
general debility; also. in all enfeebed conditions,
whether the result Of exhaustion nervous prostitution
overwork acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. HAZARD, HAZARD &
Co.. Proprietors. New York. Sold by Druggists.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
"What is WOman's WORTHY

asked fair damsel OF crusty old bache-
lor. He did not know, so she said ''W.
o. man" double you. O. mani. But a
woman feels worth little if disease has in
vaded her system and is daily sapping her
strength. For all female weaknesses. Dr.
r. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
stands unrivaled. 1t cures the complaint
and builds up the system. Send 10 cent?
in stamps for pamphlet to Worlds Dis.
pensary Medical Association, G63 Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

The Daily News, commenting on William
O'Briens Canadian trip, says: 1.-The tour
was ill-advised, but Mr.. o Brien has amply
atoned for his error by the courage he has
displayed. Thanks to the brutality OF his
opponents, the harm he might have done
to the cause of home rule will be more than
compensated for by the Indignation OF o
majority OF Englishmen at his treatment"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
Bobby's Little Tongue.

''And don't you know why, Bobby"
said the minister, who was dining with
the family" your mama doesn't want
you to eat a second piece of piep''
Eyes, SIR" replied Bobby. .She
said that if you didn't take any there
would be enough for tomorrow 49,
NesU York Sun.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
Detroit Philosophy.

A woman who was house-hunting
last week informed her husband at sup
per time that she had secured house
on a certain street which she named.
Him. began the man, 1T seems
tine it's long way out. ! don't like
tn locality"
..Locality's nothin'," said his wife
decidedly; ''most every place is good
WAYS from somewhere.
Which bit of female philosophy is
worth remembering. Detroit Free
Press.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
Pierce's ssPIeasant Purgative Pellets"

Positively Popular; Provoke, Praise;
Prove Priceless; Peculiarly Prompt; Per-
ceptibly Potent; Producing Permanent
Profit; Precluding Pimples and Pustules;
Promoting Purity and Peace. Purchase.
Price, Petty. Pharmacists Patronizing
Pierce Procure Plenty.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
The Truth of II.

Miss Cockett-Yellow roses are sup
posed to indicate Righteousness and
moss roses love, do they not, Mr.. New
ersmilep
Mr.. Neversmile-So I'm told; and
white roses means silence.
Miss Ccckett--Well, what do these
large cabbage roses and Jacks meanp
Mr.. Neversmile-B Bankruptcy. Miss
Cockstt-bankruptcy every time-Har-
per's Bazaar.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02
IT'S Frequently Recommended.

MIR. H. c. Mooney, OF Astoria, ILL.,, writes
us that Aliens Lung Balsam. which he has
sold for fifteen years, sells better than any
other cough remedy, and gives general sat
isfaction. IT'S frequently recommended
by the medical profession here.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

:, Mr.. H. Carl. 139 Fourth Street, Troy,
N. Y. says: "My daughter had sprained
ankle st. Jacobs Oil cured her in day or
two. My son had rheumatism about nine
years ago, St. Jacobs Oil cured him; he has
not been affected SINCE" Price Fifty cents.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

BURNS and Scalds are instantly rendered
painless and invariably cured without a scar,
by the use of CarbOlisalve, the great skin
remedy. 25 and so cents. at Druggists or by
mail Cole Co.. Black River Falls. Wis.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

From Philipsburg, Pa, Mr.. s. M. Cross.
writes, briefly and pointedly, thus: "Your
st. Jacobs Oil has cured me OF neuralgia OF
the face and head" Price Fifty cents.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

If you want to know how to make 100
per cent profit within sixty days on any
amount from $40 up, write to Geo. c. o.
colt the stock broker. st. Paul MINI.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Lord Landsdown returned to Ottawa
from his three weeks sojourn at Toronto.
He was received with the umost enthusi-
asm.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Coughs.-BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs
aroused with advantage to alleviate
Coughs, Sore Throat and Bronchial Aztec.
tions. Sold only in boxes.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Andrew Carnegie gives his wife $4,000
n year pin money.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Z
Andrew Lundberg had both hands torn
of and is otherwise injured while adjusting
o belt in the st. Paul roller mill.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Word was heard from Stanley April 80,
just prior to the expeditions departure
from Stanley Falls.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

For Faintness take Aliens Iron Tonic
Bitters All genuine bear the signature OF
]. p. Allen, Druggist. St. Paul, MINI.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

It il stated that the Canadian and i'm
perial governments propose jointly to ar
range for resurvey OF the St. Lawrence
river as far as Quebec.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Use the great specific for cold in head"
and catarrh-Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's
Remedy for Catarah. By druggists. so cts.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Senator Ingalls, has incurred the fierce
wrath OF many Kansas journals by oppos-
ing woman suffrage.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

An elevator to hold 100000 bushels
will be built in Chicago.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Secretary Lamar is the latest gentleman
talked about for appointment to the SUI
preme court bench.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Senate Cheney and family OF New Hamp
shire sail for Europe on the 26th inst.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Timely showers in Northern Dakota
have lightened the faces of the farmers.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Two hundred lives were lost by the burn.
ing OF the theatre Comique at Paris.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-06-02

Maude was delighted to have an OPP
portunity of doing at last little kindly
act.
Directly she had left the room, the
Major began fidgeting about, and at
length got up and paced the room.
Suddenly turning to Mr.. Browne, he
said: Comparative stranger are you to
ME, l feel as if must tell you the ma
ture of the business which is calling
me to London SO suddenly that to
speak of it would be an immense re-
lief"
The stranger was all sympathetic at
tention in a moment.
"Mr. Browne" continued the major
excitedly, ''this time yesterday [ be-
lieved that poor. girl upstairs to be the
mistress of fairly large fortune. To-
day-if the information received this
morning Is correct know her 10 be
penniless. And that is not all; the
greater part, if not the whole, of my
income is lost also"
So sympathetic was Mr.. Browne that
he begged to know all the details.
These. however. the major was unable
to furnish; in fact, he could explain
nothing satisfactorily. SO great was the
state OF excitement into which he had
worked himself.
s.Hushr' he said, as he heard Maude
approaching, mot a word to her. |
wouldn't disturb her peace of mind for
worlds, poor girl. until | am certain
how the matter stands.
The next day, about an hour after
her uncle had left for London, Maude
received the following penciled note
from Mr.. Browne:-
| s.MY Own DARLING: am the most
unlucky dog that ever lived! / passed
a wretched night, and this morning ]
am too i'll to leave my bed. To be dis
abled to-day when / was to have ar
ranged for the event which is to make
me the happiest man in England!
have sent for the village ''bones." and
if he can but patch me up it may moi
yet be too late. Send book back b
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1887-04-22
surfeit Of Protection.

The Silver State says: Those Califor'
mans who have been advocating q tariff
so high as TO be prohibitory are getting
all the protection they desire at present,
The railroads have voluntarily raised the
rates on freights across the continent 10
three or four times what they have been
This gives California all the advantages OF
a very high tariff. and il the theory of the
advocates Of hat doctrine is correct. the
Pacific Coast ought to be in the near
future the most prosperous section OF the
Union. Every industry is protected, not
only from foreign, but Eastern, competi-
ton, by high transportation rates, and
unless steamers aud sailing vessels. force
the roads to reduce the tariff. California
will have a snrfeit OF protection. 1t ia
true that Nevada has always been favored
with just such protection as is now af-
forded California, yet for some reason 1t
has not benefited to any perceptible ex-
tent by it. Probably this is due to the
fact that the millions produced from the
mines have been invested outside the
State, and that capital has somebow over
looked the ad vantages which the State has
enjoyed in the way of protection from ont
side competition by high transportation
rates.