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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
PIrH AND POINT.

Probably. of all sensational devel.
opments. boils are the worst
When supply and demand cease tc
play. values completely disappear.
The cratch of Time accOmplishes
more than the club of Hercules. Bal.
thaser GraciaR.
Man must work. lie may work
grudgiugly Or gratefully. He may
work rs a man or rs a machine -
Henry Giles.
Most of the people who are willing
10 tell how to become rich are finally
buried at the expense Of the county,
Lincoln Journal
Some o de tenderest words Il,
spoken by de ugliest meIs De sweet
est hick ry nuts grows on de toughest
trees. -ArkdHsds0 1rareler.
What some people call their sen.
sitiveness is merely a disinclinatiOn tc
be treated as they would treat other;
under the same circumstances.
"A great many good men have
missed the top of the ladder by at.
tempting too many rounds at the first
jump. Shoe and Leather Reporter.
Err oman dat hab married CIR po'
man Gaze she dubbed him, is mighty
APP ter want her daughter to marry ell
rich man, no matter whuther she lubs
him or not.-Arkansaw TraucLer
A Chance for Some Inventor
oflate they have chimneys invented
Which all OF their own smoke consumes;
Now a music-consuming piano
Is needed 10 help out the boom.
- It'd Bits
There are few more disagreeable
people in this world than the people
who are always doing wrong and Their
telling you how bad they feel about it.
They ought either TO do right or else
get tougher conscience.
Omaha Dame - My daughter
your husband is n villain. Bride o.
Month-''Wha-." Hes married
before, and for all we know has wife
living yet" "Harrorsl How do you
know?" Il asked him to step into the
store aud match these zephyrs for you,
and he wouldn't do it." - OmahC
IIIorld.
An Irishman. who was a witnes:
in recent case at the TOmbs. gave .
lawyer who was crOss-examining him
SO much trouble by his witty evasions
that the counsel at last said to him
See here, my man. if the devil could
have his choice between you and me-
which of us DO you think he woult
take first?' (Which of us would The
devil take first?' said the witness.
why. me- of course. because h.
knows that lie could have you at any
time. ~ T. Ledger.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
Ina kentucky Court.

Judge Ito Sheriff)-'I wish you
would make those men stop firing of
their guns out there on the square.
The Sheriff soon returns. Your
Honor, the McJacobs and the OHarrs
are killing each other"
Judge-"All right. | thought a
party Of idle fellows were merely firing
their guns to make a noise. Didn't
know that business was being tran
sacted. Call the next case. "--Arkan-
saw Traveller.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

careful to get a healthy wife. if he can,
and makes him take extraordinary
good care of her after he has secured
her. He waits upon her in the most
abject way. She must never get her
feet wet. and she is petted and put
in hot blankets if she has so much as
a cold in her head II is the greatest
possible good fortune for girl to
marry a priest-infnitely better than to
be the wife of q noble.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
She wonld BE Equal to tho Occasion.

"Clara," he said tenderly, IF bust
ness reverses should come to me after
we are married, and we should get to
be very, very poor, would your love
for me grow less?"
''Never. George" replied the noble
girl.
"And could you go into the kitchen,
dear, and make a loaf of bread with
those dainty little hands?"
"You are very nice to say such a
pretty thing about my hands. but.
George, love, don't be foolish about the
bread Why, / would send one of the
servants around to the bakers for it. y
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
Living Mastodons.

ID II Summers. Of Denver, Col,
who has spent some time in Alaska
says that the existence Of living mas.
todOns IS not The fabrication of North
ern furriers. but the Stick Indians told
him positively that they had seen suct
animals. One Indian related thai he
had been attracted by a huge TRACK
and followed it up until he came TO The
animal which made IT, Hs described
the beast as being larger than a house.
with shining yellow tusks and mouth
large enough to swallow him at one
gulp Many similar stories are cur
rent among the natives. Chicago
Tyf-r 0.sru
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
-@ . --=---
a Maidan.s Mistake.

Omaha bride-D.d you receive the
piece of wedding cake sent you?
Schoolmatc-Yes. dear
Now tell me what kind of hus
band you dreamed about?"
II don't like to think about il. H
was an awful creature. with hOofs and
horns and the most horrible face you
could imagine. o. it WAS terrible.
"Mercy.mel Did you put the cake
under your pillow?"
mo. l ate il. - Omaha Hi0rld
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

We sympathize with the feeling which
often lea Is citiz ms 20 boast that no child
born in this country need grow up in
ignorance, and vet it is a fact that many
people who have learned to read and write
have never taught themselves to think. a
man who su.f red FROM catarrh, consump
ton, bronze tits, scrofula, or oliver com
plant, " IN ght read, till his eyes droppet
out, how these and many other Diseases
have been cured by DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, but if he did not take
the /, sson to himself and test the virtues OF
MS great medicine, his time would be
thrown aWaY.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

Able editor-I fear our side have
lost. Write an editorial charging the
opposition with the most fragrant and
shameless frauds on the ballot-box.
Assistant guess you have not
seen the latest dispatches.
"What do they say?'
They indicate that our side have
won
"Hello! Well. write an editorial
congratulating the people that under
the present law election frauds are
impossible.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
Ringing Noises

In the ears, sometimes q roaring, UzZing
sound, or swapping like the report OF a pis-
tol. are caused by catarrh, that exceedingly
disagreeable and very common disease.
Loss of smell or hearing also result from "a
tarrh Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great blood
purifier, is a peculiarly successful remedy
for this disease. which it cures by purifying
the blood. II you suffer from catarrh, try
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the peculiar medicine.
al used Hoods Sarsaparilla for catarrh,
and received great relief and benefit from it.
The catarrh was very disagreeable, espe-
cialIy in the winter, causing colst mt dis
charge from my nose, ringing noises In my
ears, and pains in the back Of my head. The
effort to clear my head in the morning by
hawking ana splitting was painful. HOODS
Sarsaparilla gave me relief Immediately,
while in time was entirely cured. am
never without the medicine in my house as
think it is worth its weight IN gold"
Mrs. @. B. GLIB, 1922 Eighth street, y. w,
Washington, d. c.
Hoods SaYSGpaTiiIa
Sold by all druggists. 81; six tor s.. Pre-
pared only by c. !. HOOD & Co, Apotheca-
ries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

4 rn.ilnnt Ia Hnrlfn,,i Cnnr

A resident Of Hartford. Conn. i.
the inventor Of novel apparatus fol
timing horses. A clock with thres
hands-minute. second and quarter
seconds started oy the official timer
When the winning horse touches the
wire the clock is stopped BY electricity
At III, same instant the current open:
? camera. which photographs ihs
horse and the cloek-face
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
Ear Too MistrustfuI.

What luck did you have at the
arm. house," asked one tramp of an
other
None nj ALL The woman was too
blamed mistrustfuL
How was ihats'
when I asked her for something to
eat she asked me If couli s4w wood.
told her oonll.
YES. what thcns
"Whv. I'll be ,lee-Ee .ed - ~ -
want nc 20 prove +. T. "a r
esr.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
Nebrasl,a Neddlnr pIehre.

They say that they was great time
at Seacook's last night when Miss Sea-
cook and Billhoover were married"
"Yes, l was there. Had singing,
dancing. speaking, and everything"
"Who made the speech?"
Lawyer Griggsley. He was very
much affected. and he said that to show
how sincere he was in his wishes for
the young couples happiness. he would
pledge himself to obtain them a divorce
at any time, and il wouldt cost them
a cent"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

A clergyman, after years OF sufferln, -
that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly
trying every known remedy, at last found
n prescription which completely cured and
saved him from death. Any sufferer from
this dreadful disease sending a self address
ed stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Law
renee, 2l2 East 9th st, New York, will re
ceive the recipe free of charge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
UNRIVALLED EQUIPMENT II!
A First-Class Line in Every Respect.
THE royal ROUTE
makes q speciality OF its SLEEPING, PAR
LOH and DININtf car service, covering ali
the principal points OF the system
Rs-No other Line can show such Recorders
READ, AN BE CONVINCED:
ST. paul, 3Ti NINNEIP0TIS sri

81. PAUL azi MINNEAPOLIS aid
Eau Claire. Madison. Janesviiie and CHIT
cage. Two Trains a day each way, with
through Slcepers and Dining Cars
Duluth. Superior and Ashland. Night
trains cacI way with through Sieepers.
Morning trains each way with through Par
Tor Cars.
Sioux city. Cuuach Bluffs and Omaha
Through SIcepers Sleeping Cars each way
Pierre, Sleeping Car 10 Tracy.
ct Joseph. Atchtson. Leareuuorth and
Kansas Clsy. Through Pullman Buffet
sleepers-
EIaEkato, Des MofueS. Charlton. St Jos
eph. AtchlSou. Ieavrnworth and Kansas
city. Through Combination Chair and
Sleeping Cars
KaSots. Maukato. Sc. james, v ortisIn Il IN.
Sibicy, LeNaEs. and sioux City. Day tTls4 Is
each way with elegant PaTlor Cars.
This service hss been arranEef With single visv
Is the comfort ana Of the travelling ru
= ans crers she best ard most laEEri1us acc1alua
dasi1rz -sseeH Sc above rsrucf Iztnt-.
For Lah.ss aHf all other isferLsatlca apply =
Any tlcket as-r.st. or %
TW.TEA- DALE, Gen1 Pass. Agent
J MCCULLOUGH, IN. WHEELER.
Asst. Gsa1 F.sss. Agt. Travl'g PsSs. Agt
ST. PAUL. MINI.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

Two skeletons dug up several
months ago in cave near ogneau. In
Belgium. appear 10 belong % the oldest
race of which any record exists. These
prehistoric Individuals were canten-
porary with the mammoth. and inhab-
tel the country before the great ice
age. Thoy were short aud thick set.
w;ia hraai shoulders. sapror Ing =
rag and narTaw head. with an OK
c,.4clg ieu I r-heaL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
TREATING THE vEFA0NG Disc


In pregnancy, - Favorite Prescription F"
Il mothers cordial" relieving IaI@fs
weakness Of stomach and Other e5str.E5E.r
SYMPTOMS common TO tisat condition. j
rs use e Kept up In the latter months 81
ges.atioB, IL 80 prepares the system for de-
LIVERY as TO greatly iessen. ana many i2l1cs
almost entirely d. away with the suIeIIngs
Of that trying ordeal
eFavorits Pre- scFipfio - when taken
in connection with the use II Dr. Pierce 9
1Toldeu Medical Discovery. and sIEsll iaEa-
tive doses Of Or. Picrce's PurgalIfe FcilCts
II title Liver Pills, eurcs LivCT. r laney ard
Blasse- diseases. Their combined use also
removes blood faints. and aboi4sae5 can
eerous and scrOfulOus bumo75 from the
sFavoFfte Prescription . q the only
medicine fer women Sold ~ cTugglsls,
under a positive guarantee frofa the
u1antifaC tuTUrs, that i wiA give sztisfac-
ton in every case. or money vii g re-
funded. This guarantee has betn printed
on the boftie-wSapper. and failfulF Tar
ROD out for maNl years Laree botticB
100 doses SI.OO, or SAX bottles for
$500.
r. Send ten cents in stamps for Dr..
Picrce's large. illustrated Treatise ClG9
peges) on Diseases OF Women.
/. es3 Main street, BUFFALO, n. Z.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

''Let dogs delight to bark" &c, but wnen
cultured aud ''eatly englishsd" and well
dressed dude takes TO IL, il S then he needs
friend - lend him quarter TO buy boz
tie Of DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

Arab Pasha when he heard he had been
denied the benefit of English counsel,
promptly fortified himself with a bottle OF
Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters and quietly re-
marked Let the trial proceed. All genuine
bear the signature OF j. p. Allen, st. Paul,
Mimi
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

What is the difference between a man at
the masthead of a ship and the ship itself!
The ship sails over the seas, and the man
sees over the sails.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

The matter for wonder and establishment
is this When Remus jumped over his broth
er's little city wall how were his sprains and
bruises cured without Salvation on!
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
HILLS NEHUEL. !E3s s..s5.. ~: ~.


.lsd lnciliiur IN its range Of Instruction
Spelling Elocation. Collection Laws.
Nyuguyuls. FGuula nsslsg- Faults OF Speech.
SPORT Haut. Con position. Commercial Forms
Esuuetuarieu Capitalization Parliamentary Rules
Eoryli-h- Law. letter rs ritus. Legal Document 4
sEvea Forms 20 Es5Ilctte On SlcfsI Life
Gives Pictorial Illustration 10 1ratgry.
9sfEcz Ready Male 1csr-s- for ali OCCASIONS.
Gives Forms q Conducting fuhiic Meetings.
Gives ElukEerrilr au8 Interest Lahles-
Gives Hundreds % Tables % Rsfersaes.
Eells - ~ Co d. on important Occasions.
Tells fl1g Lle Country il Governed
Tells Parents the Very Thing- they should Know.
Trlls Girls a Th1usluf Tina - % Importance.
Tells Bows What Lsats O. succsss.
TcIIa Teachers How e. Govern and Teach.
IL Faiiy Illustrated from Beginning % End.
Ks tire Book % Steadily Largest sH1-.-
Is Full % Useful. Practical Information.
s. tHe Eortn Book ghieh Sfatersfs Consult
H tire ElHcatlr uhirlI Teachers Recommend
Il t.is standard Tczs Book Ia Colleges.
Many cheap limitations % this book are On the nsret
- the Original Ak the book agent - sao~ you
FfLE~ MANt A. BY Enus- T. Ii nuHF l-t him impose
~ you b showing goa another form bog preteIds
be good TINS the nesis isiy rated last
Hiir son % iIz MANUAL JUS out. aud 81 son
ell this splendid lalk heart.Hs your nCishhurs and
snricitiuE yourself d goa wasn't e1essaf {
a. "a D. ilas 81 send Tor terms ana Iartio-
HILL STANDARD BOOK Co
AEs STATE So EMlcAfsa. Ill.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

DIR. Sege's Catarrh Remedy cures when
every other so-called remedy fails.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

FREE, trial package for instant relief and
speedy cure of Asthma. Send address TO Hot
fingers Drug Store, Lincoln Park, Chicago.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

However disturbed in spirit a hungry
man may be, after eating pie he has an In
ward piece.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
CAN'T co pEn1Nn THIN.

There Is great intensity If the physical
condition sometimes and there are TACT.
which we cannot go behind. In ilustra-
non further 81 .aCts which settle the points
d q prompt aigI permanent cure, the fol-
iOwiu- eases are cited Ia 1854 Ms Mary
X Shesi suffered terribly with chronic
neuralgia She writes from lliO Maryland
Avenue. Washington, D. e. Ia the hrst IL
-Iutce She states Il suffered terribly with
ucurtiril iu III ace. ven severe attack
extending "a back aDd shoulders suffered
Iuteu -ely. Tried ST. Jacobs oil; had paris
wei rubbed at night, u the morning all
Iaiu gone ulagieallv" June 10, ISIS, she
follows Pour years ago ] sent YOU vol
uf1ary certificate setting forth tie fact that
! had been a great sufferer with IA in
ms face, neck and shoulders ] oE,aiued q
bottle Of - Iacuhs oil, and after three ap-
piieati0Is I was entirely relieved from al
pain AMI from that time 20 the PRESENT
have never had q rcrI-u. The citcat was
a. Troll 81. s--f.-. Mo writes In March.
Isl I suffered terribly with neuralgia; had
sulierci nearly three yCaTs. Applied St.
laeghz oil ~ SID 4. VI. a. : - took the
Tsg oi = at 9 : y. went % work In less
than i've minute after thst the pain was
gone De one apul .latloa c.irett me- Have
not had return &C 10 since. M J.. W.
STaugler. York. Pa, June i. 1.s7, writes:
Year. ago Lad neuralgia, ana not subject 10
Dc now Tie cure los the use 81 =. Jacobs
Oi5 was permanent There las been DO re-
C5Irreuee III tire Painful attllcfOn. Chas.
" Law d.. Pottstpwu- Pa. April 10, ISL.
WrI.e= Was troubled for years with neu-
rli-ia in neck and heal. Tired s.. Jacobs
OF. had triej different kinds Of remedies
without effect. One bottle Of the former did the
business. NJ rctarn Of pain and aches In
almost every Instance Tie reports are the same.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
WALES GOODYEAR

10 orterto ret your moneys worth. They make the
most elegant styles OF SPsciaItIes, and all their
BoOts, Sandals, Groquets. Areiics, Lumber
mems Overs. and all other styles have the most
elegant nl-h, and are made from the best material
On the theory thar Elo-it VIII win IN the end. Ano
the fact that t.Ic growing rland for the WALES
CsOoDTEAES EUBHERs has forced thelr
q erect en- immense uev factory 70 enable them C
ri their orders shows that their theory is correct
Other companies have eudeavored 10 steal theiI
thunder By applying the word "Go0dyear' C
cheap goods IL vou want good Rubbsrs buy
only the WALES GOODYEAR.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

cgires nausea. weakness Of stomach, ind1-
gcstiou. biOatirZ and eructatIons q gas
As q soothing and sfrenethenane
nervine," Ia Jrite Prescription ls IN.
equalled and IL invaluable IN alsyinE and
subduiug nervous excitability, irr7tabihIy-
exhaustion, prcsfrstion. hysterla- spasIns
and other distressing. nervous symptoms
commonly attendant upon FUNCTIONAL and
organic disease Of the womb. IL induces
refreshing sleep and relieves mental anX-
iefy and dependency
Dr. Pfercess Favorite ErescrtPtio on
IL q legitimate medicine, carefully
compounded by an experienced and ekliliGl
hysieian. and adapted TO wOInan's delicate
orgar ization. II 4 purely vegetable IA It's
conf osition and perfectly harmless ID lts
effects in any condition Of the system.
SEavoFife Prescription - q posfs
tive cure for tho most comp.l Gated ana
obstinate cases Of leucorrhea- or : whites.
excessive flowing at monthly periods. pam
full menstruation. unnatural s1ppresSloils-
prolapsus or falling Of the womb. weak
back. ~femaie weakness" anteFersioil- r.
trOversson, bearing~Gown sensations, cnrgIl-
ic congestion. Inflammation and niceratlon
Of the womb. inflammation, pain ana ten
derneSs in ovaries, accompanied Win H.
ternGi beat"
nrGa nw1a- secnCE EEnE ~
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

Tue treatment of many thousands Of cases
of those chronic weaknesses and distressing
ailments peculiar to females, az the lnvalids
Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, y. r,
has afforded q vast experience IN nicely
adapting and thoroughly testing remedies
for the cure OF wOn1an's peculiar maladies-
DR.. Pierce's FavOrite Prescription
Is the outgroEth. or result. OF this great
ana valuable experience. Thousands OF
testimonials. received from patients and
from physicians who have tested II in the
more aggrarated and obstinate cases which
had bafffed their skill. prove il 70 be the
most wonderful remedy ever devised for
the relief and cure OF suffering women. II
Is not recommended as " cuTe-ail." but
as a most perfect Specific for wOnnan's
peculiar ailments
As a powerful, invEgornfing tonic,
II imparts strength 20 the whole system,
and to thu uterus. or womb and its ep-
pendages. IN particular. For overEorked,
Aworn-out,' . . rundown" debiiitated teach
ers. milllne-s, dressmakers. seaTnstresses,
sehop-girIs." housekeepers. nursing moth
erS. and feeble women generally. DR..
Pferce's Fayorite Prescription Is the great
est earthly boon, being unequalled as an
appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. IL
promotes digestion and assimilation of food,
Address. WORLDS DEsPI
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

II is foolish for a man to squander his
asst cent Very non-cents-ical.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

When two men start out with the under
standing that they are 10 get full they
decorate the town with fill-agree work.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

The man who assayed to 'collect his
thoughts did otmake a very large deposit
at the bank.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
ELY'S
CREAM BALM.

Tsa@srsd from ca
iarTh y gsaTs II
GroFpIaes into a.
Groat scers uuNssGt
Tag. ~ nose 5lcdai
ms, daily. since p
FIRST day : use or RE-
tscHHg 8gfn here H..
M lssffag, re sost
Hsss Is eatirs'g gone
y q pt-j5SG}. 7-st.
the B9StqFa bUfQsI.
A part .ie Il apriict
be. Prsre So r.Efs o.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

It takes heap q lodgs-ic for q man q
convince bis wife that he had any bushes
down town at that time OF night
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
Popular Education.

A man who is hung is usually cool 1t is
the fellow who is guillotined that loses his
head.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

WIN find It greatly 10
FARMERS !: !. 4: !. Ssh: i: +. 4: !:
our Winter Price List. our stock 81 clothing.
for Mcn, Boys and Children Furnishing Goods.
Hats, Fur Gaps. Far Coats. Eahes etc. etc, il
entirely new and marked at the lowest posi-
ole ficcs. Goods sent on apprc. "a 10 amy part
OF the country and il NOT satisfactory t. be
returned at our expense.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24
Potts ceased bis siqhing and boueh.


They cal the new gold girdes happiness
belts, because they make bright the wait
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

You need not suffer, for help is easy;
Pierce's Pellets go right TO the place.
"A friend to the bilious l well might call
them
There's nothing better; they'll suit your
case"
Potts ceased his signing aud bought the
Pellets"
No more he mourneth his hapless lot
His face is cheerful, his heart is lightsome,
His melancholy is quite forgot,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

Money just now is like many men who
have it-close.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1887-11-24

"Ah me!' sig ed Potts, sim tired of living,
The world is hollow, ambitions vain.
"Come now ~ said his chum, II know the
symptoms;
It's all your liver-that's very plain.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-03-26

JNO. p. BRANCH FHfp. r. SCOTT
THOMAS BRANCH & CO., BANK
i EkS AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS
BONDS. STOCKS, and SECURITIES
BOUGHT AND SOLD tn this and All the
Northern markets.
We have private telcRaph-wire from oui
Office 90 AN The Northern exchanges, and can
execute orders fOr ACTIVE STOCKS withf
a fcw minutes of their receipt at our office.
We get quotations every quarter OF an houi
which are open for tne inspection OF ou
customers.
Earliest information ON the subject OF Rail
road and Corporation Securities and stat
Bonds.
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