The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-09-08
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r No oas cas- fesliEe bow mach noBe!
sheFs i 10 the world until be reads The
sssfi@ q iasarABoe companies printed 90
lhe hseas Of ibsH folders
A no,ed doctor says thai onloas are
ibe beet Bslslpe kuowu. That is what
pros pc nan 10 90 10 sn entertainment
tier hearty neal 81 EN- IL takes the
psTfe.
r Domestic WHIST aill get for break
ias.f There isn't a bat OF bread in the
house Mn Youngsite- Dear, dear
thai ia too bad. sappose you bad better
have toss,
"A prominent physician says dancing
tends 10 soiirhing d The brain. He ia
probably 10 error. but there is 20 doubi
that sof,eBing Of the brain tends strongly
10 daneisg,
"A New Hampshire farmer got caught
10 baTbed wire fence and had 10 stay
there Tor Eve hours. He conHded 10 his
hired man that be never got so tired Of
swearing 10 bis lie.
Isn't il legal fiction " hen an attorney
closes a petition with the formula, And
your pe,ioner will ever prsyf" Some ne
,ilionen don't appear TO be that sort Of
folks.
DOES Mr.. Sterling live here'" ask
ed mechanic Of a woman be met At the
door II have come down TO clean out bis
furnace You're jos, little late, the
sheriff has been here.
One reason why the best statesmen Of
this country object to the annexation Of
Canada at present is that 1t would be like
marrying widow With large family Of
expensive children.
"A poe. seut TO an editor a contribution
entitled, why do liver The editor
answered, Because you send your con
tributiops BY mail instead Of bringing them
10 person.
Minister. my dear brethren, ia this
warm oppressive weather. | can excuse
little drowsiness during my sermon. but !
DO wish you would Try TO keep awake while
the collection is being taken up"
-'And the country would blossom as a
rose. SAID the agricultural orator "It'd
better blossom as cabbage. said the old
farmer, II never could see any profit in
them air roses.
-Connoisseur-lt tell you what II is, Nc
Daub. those buzzarjs are simply surperb.
Yon shouldn't paint anything but birds.
Artist ldisgusted) Those are not buzzards;
they are angels
Visitor TO ''boodler" in penitentiary'
'Y0n realize now. my friend, what ii is to |
have gone wroDgT Boodler bitterly: 81
do. Indeed sir / should have gone to |
Canada Then / would have gone right"
Hanging is too good Tor you, " said
Judge 10 condemned man. II know il |
Is, replied the prisoner frankly, "and il
You can suggest anything else, Judge, you
can't do /, too quick.
"A learned professor, after writing
long article, published in leading news
paper, says; II confess that ] do mol
know what produces laughter or why We
laugh" The professor has doubtless
been reading some OF the humorous pa
pers.
There are sixty electric bells ou W.
h Nandetbilt's farm. Whenever hen
lays az egg she is required to touch cue Of
these b0iis instead OF eackling IL an
ssers tue same parpose ADD is great say
Tag ui encrsy for the hea.
- don't care anything about The rise
Ia the price oi eoiice. What | want 10
kDos, said ibe restaurant proprietor snx
iously, be stopped AT the wholesal,
grocers TO make some inquiries, sis beth.
er ehiecory and dried beans have gone up
any or not
--"My dear,' said the lover. II am
Cred with al ambition to win your band.
May consult your fatherl" Yes she
softly mnrmnred. An hour later lie was
.gsin fired. bu, 1t Was not with an
ambition 10 win her hand this time. There
y as more foot than hand about II.
Tramp TO woman Could You give
no something in the way OF old clothes,
nAanl I'm se.iin' shabby. Woman
You're get,in' more thsn shabby, but
mt got thing. Yon can change coats {
4ilh The scarecrow back 10 the cornheld IL
Iou xani TO. Ths,ll slick you up some,
IN il's The besi kin do.
"A man IN Cuba. Mo. is said to have
. hens egg sLich has on ]. on one side
be lace OF q clock aud some Of the Roman
While the hen WAS shout IL :
he should have added ~ attachment that
'cald mark the day and month Of The
car 90 which the egg was laid. ba. We
oni suppose she thought Of that
--"Auy orsieng" she ,imidly inquired
4 the door Of iish-store.
"fcs'm"
"Ib.. yearsg"