New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-28
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

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Toll, Thrift and Temperance the best antidote
for poverty. The phrase so happy that 1t was
| caught up at once and now IL is said that society
Is to be organized In this city which Will aim to
| spread the idea
He's an impuient wascal that Snip. Iio vote
me yestawday that IL didn't settle he'd sue me- DC
What did you answer to tbatf'
c,,ssed suits al readv, I guessed It. wouldn't msttaw
! if he gave me maw."-CTown Topics
Tho dialogue humor of The omaha World" which
has made It known all the country, IS the WORK
| Of Mr. Charles W. Foster. Mr. Foster Is now taxing
! a tvo-wccl1s' vacauon-hs first I'm long tlme-ano
Is spending it In tho East. 1t is not likely that the
exchange editors Of the country will look at the
| World, until Mr. Foster gets back to his desk
Queer Things Which Americans Carry-First Mex
| lean ClIld--1hOse Americans worship ldO'' sd"
'0 SECOND Mexican Child-Just like the heathcnsi
Most. These were nttle pigs and dogs ana ele'
p"aT How do You know thcy were idols p allan. Won
"Thcy havc letters on Just like church AFFAIRS lou
know affairs have |. II. :. on them"
wei. these have four letters, S. o. y. P.-(oma-
Ia World
CAS- everybody saws Tho San Francisco Exam
liner - seems TO he deserving the Atlantic Coast and
settling in California, we arc not without hope OF
owning prettv nearly the whole Senate after WHO
II immigration continues at the present rate the SOW
cIclcu commonwealth Of New-Yoik will soon Dc rep
resented in the Upper House by gentleman rom
Jacilass Gap and gentleman from shirt Iau Denu'
this State"
Tho Editor Of "Ihe Tyler crex) Tribune thus
welcomes a boom which he sees approaching zap
tby wing, aud sail on, proud bind of prosperity
Va city In Texas has received thee with moro
welcomed halloo Of delight than Tyler. Tyler VIII
feed thee on angel food and her bed shall be my pea
and thy bed shall be her bed and tho gentle wave OF
nnurr.atiou shall furnish thce an everlasting nome
This Is tho story that william \ Hazel, coio'h
man OF st. Paul tells: l am an architect ana az
sper of mosaic stained gasl and live in Minneapolis
am. however. engaged I'm 81 Paul two or three
NIGHTS In tho week. haze had the greatest uncul'y
In securing accommodations at tho hotels LAST
nirht | visited several hotels, but "Nee iul Gun
frontcd mo everywhere. At the Clarendon was 'olA
tbat they didn't want mo any OF my KIND ABOUT
rr.o, 7 visited tho Astoria, and the moment men
TONED room tbat familiar sentence, ave fu fell
From, the clerks lips said believed ho was lying
and he rev angry ] said would appear 10 uie IL"
for Justice and protection Finally he cai'eh inc
proprietor, who told. me TO get OIL, or no "oui'
bave me arrested ] d'c,ined and he rang Tor the
patrol WAGON and vas taken to the station ana 1t
va. tho first LODGING house IN ST. Paul where didn't
hear "We're full
Mr. I'd Peck Of Woodstock Is certainty one Of ue
NJ oicicj rcnil,cs we have ever known. Recently
i 1,,de1 tIe Winding chain Of watch 20 DO which
me- lad to drin hole small that the point o. nee
/ dic served "a a rvct. so small wa the amount Oh
mimi u.ed hat il. absence could not be detected by
0nn sewing with the needle afterward. lie mas aso
built a small steam engine just Fargo enough 10 run
sewing machine and yet perfect counterpart OF
larcn engine. The wonder Is mat ne l"eS ln7 WulN
without tools material. only such as D. nprO.i1c''
un ina. a great talent that should DO cultivated
tOclothorpo GA Echo
Taere Is a man in Buffalo who bears the Christian
name Of Carbolc. Now We come to think OK IL
though, IL it Christian
Now comes tho authoutvo statement that ladies
hat- are to be looked at not to be looked oyer This
OUGHT 10 console tho man who Is behind one Of them
in a theatre
,,aio.d for Biblo Character May I ask what
the middle ; ga your name signifies Miss Bullion =
certainly, Mr. DeCIsshhe. II standS loi 9h~~'
shazzari" ..o.
toned In the SCRIPTURES Belle shazLer. IUhits'
Saws man who IS himself great smoker What
can men be thinking Of who light cigars or cigarettes
NOT only on tho elevated stations, but sometimes
even before tloy got of the cars They surely for
get that they making themselves offensive 10 any
ladies who may be present not 10 speak 81 men such
lack Of consideration the part Of presumably we'll
bred men i, incomprchcnsblo to me- and makes mo
almost determine to give up smoking much as enjoy
~ for IL looks "a though tho habit Of smoking tended
TO mako men Indifferent to the rights OF Others"
The now bishop OF Melbourne, Australia. bears the
ntcturc.ouc name Of Field flowers Goo. lie ought
to be great go In tho rural districts Of his diocese
our Lucky American Girs-Fst Omaha Girl
So YOU saw tho German Crown Princess aud her
a"s Second omaha Gin9es but never would have
known who they were Il hadn't been t9d c, Why
they hadn't thing NJ to be seen--Iust common,
plain everyday sort OF dresses, you know.
DO the laws require that
IN must be horrid to be a Pnncess"-( Omaha
World.
There is low church Episcopal clergyman in a
town not far from this city who di-lkes the Ritual
lists 40 much that he can seldom refrain from saying
unnecessarily acrid things about them In the same
town IL happens that a very high church Episcopal
clcr,vman and Roman Catholic priest live ON oppo
site sides of the Same street Commenting on this |
fact the other day the low church brother remarked
that it was rather Singular that representative OF
the papaoy and a representative Of tho "apacy"
should thus stand facing each other All Of which
goes to show the Episcopal lion Is not yet ready
to lay down with the Episcopal lamb
II IL a Boston man, himself In the swim, who
dncrcntiates Boston and New-York by saying that
I'm tho former city there IL Society, while in the latter
city there Is nothing better than "saSsety.' This |
critic probably thinks that he is sharp, but he has
only succeeded Ia being bunt-aid rude.
~How did he bear himself :" asked speakers ssa1%e
friend who had been detained way hOm the lectulo'
lilo boro himself very poorly" was inc reply, |
"but that was nothing TO tue way he bored the |
audience - COLUMBUS News
Those ancient landmarks, the brick pavementS oil
Philadelphia, are being rapidly superseded by stoh"
payements Of various kinds. Another evidence OF the
fact that philadelphia is beginning to lind out that |
1t is really aud truly city
Met Their Match.-First Western Dcsperado-There |
comes tenderfoot let's have some TIM win hlm;
src,nd Western DespcrldO-DOn't touch him. l |
know I'm. He's "A reg Ter daredevil.
"Iact Ho was a baseball umplre in Cincinnati
for two seasons &c Omaha World.
"The Ottawa FREQ Press" cads little ectuIc /
IN the intense Oyasts Of Canada who dub as rebels
those who differ with them "1ho men, it says,
who aro the rebels Of generation are generally |
tho statesmen and patriots Of the next George II.
Cartier was rebel in 1885, and price was set on
his head but In 1887 ind statue erected on |
Parliament S.uare in his honor the Aforesaid statue
being paid Tor out Of the Dominion treasury All |
tho liberties which the world enjoys to-day It owes
AI.lr i.Ll-n I.anr il.nl.