New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-10-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho hotel English current in tho City of Mexico is
pic uresquo X not correct. Ono h0tei for Instance
tries to uro Americans in this way:
Central location, tho elegantly furniture
perfect ven ilaon, electric bells, elephon- DINING
room, parlor billiards, letters box interpreters
ar,tcuar desirable for families an summer tourlsts'
Rates reaSonablcness.
Another prospectus reads as follows
DO you look for lodging
GOTO THE
GREAT HARDING HOUSE.
Well ventilated and recently furnished daconno-
datons for hundred of persons, wi Do found In
this house. with cry kind Of mills, the prices being
from g. 10 an. II reals day this variation OF raes
according to the situsclon Of apartments.
As Good As Russian" You quite a linSuist,
believer - .,
Yes, 1 am familiar with four or five languages
"What are they r.
Z" speak rench, German, English ana GlecH' anu
/ can read and wilte In several languages tha' can
not speak nuently
DO you write Russianl'
"No but do lac next thing to IT,
I'm practising on type "-(I-incoln (Nebl
journal.
4 Chicago paper says thai George Francis Train
ought 10 throw oil on the troubled waters of anarchy
Train oil probably
If gambling Is to be stopped at the Anti Poverty
at eyery other far whether religious or secular.
1hore won't be so much at the fairs, but We shan
al least be consistent
Use of Palji,s-Omaha Boy-pop are political
parties good Tor anything ,,
$50 tttLcr-lmi.cd they are, my boy. Good
citizen, would b, badly OIL II wasn't for the polaca!
parties. They arc controlled by certain men 'h"I VIZ
oh ye. And then when those men make the
nomination, YOU know who ~ vote Tor anime, -
NO, mteed We know who to vote against
omaha World
The pu name Of an English newspaper Is as
fo,lovs. "The Launceston Examiner, Commercial
Agricultural Advert ing Advertiser, Cornwall enron
cle and Times"
ulghcr Educaton.-~What tho biggest school
OF rIaokcrcl you ever Jaw y a-hlu sui'l'oI NoN0
VI @Ihe biggest school Of mackercl ever saw" re
peated tho captain shifting his Quid and hltcHhS W
,mackcr,l I ever saw wa of the Banks, away DaeA
in Cl. But, Lor bless yon' ma am, VA, va II Nv
school Of mackerel. That was a un'arsty' -'so'ner-
vile journal.
.1s Bishop Taylor Bishop" is the mysterious
tonic Of discussion In a great many gatherings oil
Methodist ministers. Bishop Tay Tor himself how
ever doesn't seem be much interested in the dis
cu..ion. Hc (, too busy doing practical Christian
work.
An Opportunity Unimproved-she stood in the
~ tho press wa slapping dowa tho papers WITH
admirable precision. she was a motheriy -loohhs
That n.y. delivers The paper: at the rate son q,
I,5OO an hour modestly remarked tho pioun
~ 9fifteen hundred an hour" she exclaimed
,.vercv an u"t vou don't mean nj" And then,
npvesi by mothery instinct. she added "What place
10 spank "A baby - Somefvie Journal
At a negro camp meeting at Hlisborough, Ill, tho
other DIV there was bit OF realism that carries one
hack IN the DAYS Of the Passion Play The preacher
cavo an eloquent discourse on the prodiga SON. Dulng
its delivery a young darkey arrayed IN picturesque
and many cOOrcd tattes TO represent thc rrosa son
sood In q clump OF bushes waiting for his cue NJ
last the cue came In the shape Of powerful blast on
tin horn when he rushed out and fell Into the arms
Of the old preacher, who enacted the part Vi iah'i
Then some sisters brought forward faed cdt which
had been previously Killed and nicely roasted and
every orc began 10 be merry Just a IN the days -
old Tho story related sounds somewhat sacri'
legiou but 1t was enacted by the colored brethren IN
entire good faith and without suspicion Of mppaney'
smith-rhat paragraph N The bsiy How nS%icr'
tome, el Won up rather severely Yesterday Brown:
Itrpwn-Oh,ycs 1 don mind thai sort on thlhe,
he yc,et Taa worll vii always contain fools you
Il suppose SO. II there were no fools there
woun De ANYTHING for those fellows 10 "ri'e aDou'
I suppose -tBinghauitOn kcpubli'ar.
Tho famous initials OF tho American Board, A. b.
c. F. NJ, are interpreted BY a new theology man 10
stand for the American Board OF Committees Of
Fractional Mistakes
NO ,larling," said Burlington mother t. a
sic, child "the doctor SAYS mustn't read 10 YOU"
"rhen mamma" begged tho little one. won't you
please read 10 yourself out loud !"VDulhngt0n FREQ
Press.
Professor Irummond aud his co-laborers have in
ouIred band OF athletic Young Christian men To devote
themselves TO work among the tenement houses OF
London. Tho professor thinks that this spectacle
will do more to inspire belief in Christianity than
whole library full OF books on dogmatic theology.
A RUSTIC MEMORY.
We mel but once: twas long ago,
but remember yet
That fatcful. fearful meeting. Oh,
How Ger forget
Tho summer day was its end.
Tho rod sinking fast
Had set, "a with her. my friend.
Gown through the meadow passed
Her rustic beauty charmed me quite,
Iler shy and modest grace,
All else forgot. that summer night
1 gazcd into her face
But quick the separation came,
4 pang shot through my heart;
our ways not tn be the same;
Stern Fate forced apart.
All, met how painful memory
Fills recollection fun
Tho girl might forgot, but how
Can forget that bun
-tSomorville Journal.
The twenty annual convention OF tho Young
Mems Christian Association, OF Connecticut VIII DO