Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-09-17
saturday Smiles.

History OF the Indian war: Ute. Brute. Shoot.
ScOOt.-CHicdg0 IHfe,-O Ocean.
Grover doesn't care for 1t. Robert doesn't want
1t, and Jeems won't have 1t. Is 1t possible that
the Presidency is to go a-begging?- Chicago Mail.
Sine die was very appropriate conclusion for
the doctors convention In Washington.-NorWich
Bulletin.
"a brother in prayer meeting In neighboring
town the other night prayed for the absent who
were pr0Stra.ed on beds OF sickness and sofas OF
wellness. '"-Ruttand Herald.
the bright girls OF the past?" Our own Observation
Is that some of them are administering cautious
doses OF paregorc to the bright girls OF the future
philadelphia Press.
and belongs to the better classes will have cold
in the head nowadays Hay fever is the proper
thing.-Boston Globe.
A saque for a Canadian girl is to be made en-.
tirely OF caJ-skins. 1t will be rather awkward II
she shall feel the back OF her new garment rising
whenever she calls her pug for walk.-LOu.suilie
Cburier-J0urndL
man is apt to feel pretty large and concentric
when the people elect him Governor, and yet you
haven't a living friend who can name correctly
half OF the Governors OF the United States-Soni-
erville Journal.
A good man in New Bedford was not so far out
OF the way when he used to say in conference
meeting: Brethren we have been mercirully
Spared i'll passing through many scenes and un-
seenS'-BOsfon Cbngregutiondlist.
u. A fortune teller can hit w0man's case nine
times out Of ten: you've had sickness ana
troupe. you'll nave Some property fall to you,
You do not have full confidence IN your husband.
You have very gentle nature. Everybody loves
you. You have had trouble with relative II
was not your fault Beware OF blue-eyed woman
with mole on her left cheek. She will make you
trouble. Goodsbye-one doliar-call again."-Bos-
ton Gazette.
"When want the horse-car to stop In front OF
the house instead OF going to the next corner
said lady, famous for her tact, 81 call the con-
ductOr to me In a very confidential way, and say
Would you be kind enough to ask your man to
Of no mil
he is SO delighted to have it appear that he con-
trolls :he driver, that he Will do it for me every
ne."-EpOch
'Butter is up" says a market report. Exactly,
We have seen butter that no four men could hold
down.-Bnriington Free Press.
When q man loses borrowed money bettinp nm
races he cannot feel the same sorrow he would II
the money came out OF his own pOcket-Neu
Orleans Picdyune.
SIT Is lucky for certain New England state
that the THEFT or 100000 acres OF Land reported
stead OF Rhode Island"-Chicugo Herald.
Clerk-"What can I do for You, sir?" Professor
"I-l-weli, that's a nice affair; really don't
know what was told to get But no matter, Just
give me something similar.'-Eyiegende Bfutter.
Col. Tom Ochiltree was requested by an educa.
tional journal to nil out list OF sBooks That Have
Helped Me-" His list was confined TO Hoyle's
Games and Schenck on Poker.-Syffngs
The average woman thinks a good deal more
about the condition OF her cr1mps than she does
about the salvation OF her soul; and the average
man wouldn't like her half 30 well II She DIDN'T
Somerritte Journal
Observation-Disclosures there's viii there's way
to break it.-Evil communications are worth
about $780, 600 apiece to New York aldefmen.-He
laughs best who laughs at his own joke
is well to be on with the new love before the Old
throws you over.-LVe.