New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-01
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

As things look now II win DO difscult for Burial,
Bill" to escape being knighted at least before b
comes back to this country. And it Is only Just II
add that q great many less worthy mon have been
tho recipients OF that honor
Tho Clinging vine.-omaha Miss-Yes. dear shall
always need your aid and protection. Women arr
poor weak creatures at the best, and am glad that
/ have found In your love q safe harbor OF refuge
Successful ssitor-You have not told mo yet how
your parents feel about our engagement. - s.,.,.
ho VIM allow me to become your WIFE"
"Oh, don't bothcr about him. Ma says can
marry y0u.'O Omaha World.
I speaking Of tho arrival Of Queen Kapiolani In
san Francisco "The San Francisco Record-U Union"
says "Tho back alley wrange between tho reporters
Of the San Francisco press to who first Interviewed
tho Queen. is humilating. and must give the lady and
suite very poor impression Of tho good manncrs
Of which boast. Tho struggle to board the ship,
tho vulgar contention precedence, the miserable
attempts at w.t. and the dragging into tho rectals
OF the reception Of the names OF reporters,
with rude illusions by some TO Others disgrace Jour-
nalism and shame deccncy"
Thoro is q couple living In the vicinity Of Boston
who two years ago nursed In tho lap Of luxury;
that Is to say, they were very wealthy. In a fatal
hour, the husband took to amateur farming and the
The last seon Of this Unfortunate pair week.
when they entered the cars route for the State
almshouso.-(B0ston Transcript
Tho city Of Admission, Ala, Is about to send out
train Of to make tour Of tho principal cities
of the country In order that every may zee what
fine DO built In Admission. The train Will
carry numerous samples Of the industries and prod
uots Of Admission and Calhoun County Each one
Of the trains crew." says "Tho Baltimore Sum-" will
be dressed In gray suit tho cloth to be mado out Of
wool from Calhoun County sheep, and woven at the
Admission factory tho suits to be made by AnnlstOn
tailor. Tho train will go North via Chattanooga
Lynchburg and Baltimore to New-York; thence over
tho New-YOrk Central and Grand Trunk lines 10 Lon
don Canada and thonce back to Admission via Detroit
Cincinnati Louisville and Nashville, Tho grand total
Of miles travelled will DO / 469 and seventeen days
Will DO spent In making the swing around the oirca"
Just 90 long as the pitcher Of baseball club gets
e., 900 year, and preacher q scant $500, just 30
long will there DO good pitching and poor preaching
Western Plowman
NJ Bcrtholot, the Minister Of Public instruction
In France proposes to establish great school for
brewers In the old university town Of DouaL In this
way, he explains Douai Will supply Franco with
generations Of brewers. whose beer will drive tho
German article completely out OF tho field and atone
for tho havoc wrought by tho phylloxera II this
project Is carried out tho good people Of Douai will
probably have reason 10 regret the departure Of
their literary and legal faculties The joyous brewers
will put now ifo into the old town, whose streets
will run with beer.
They say out West that the appearance In town
start real estate BOOM and he manasSs to Rave
an odor Of petroleum or natural gas ABOUT him. the
ID lmlnense.7Sprlgnelu UNION
Arbor Day Ia observed in twenty different
States.
In 0 recent address to tho graduates Of the Mary
land Faculty OF PhysiUp Colonel II. Kyd Douglas |
aid "A young physcian's first prescription should
DO for hmself-a wife-tO DO taken immediately
Doctors must BIO sober and serious. and there Il |
nothing likely to mako them an early mar |
rage"
Mamma" asked little Edith. ais difficulty roal |
nice medicine 7"
"why. Edith. what put such ridiculous idea Into
your head1"
UnoIo George said last night that his little boys
lie was saved with difficulty and was wondering |
1t was any nicer than tho nasty stun you made |
"Tho San Francisco Bulletin" fears that in tho |
Instant future the namo San Francisco will DO worn,
Town to the barbarOus combination "Frlsco." ave. |
,avo inherited from 6pain," 1t says "sonorous names
% which We should adhere, or substitute their mean
ngs In our own tongue. Tho roll of tho counties Of
california, when called of. Is music in ITSELF marred
lone by tho one two harsher and moro sibilant
ones which we have introduced into it."
"what makes Mr.. Pottleton 80 unpopular, won |
iert Hes good-loollng young man and quito IN |
eligent"
eyes. But no writes poetry"
well that Isn't crime against society. In TT" |
"N0. But no insists on reading 1t to you, too |
flown Topics.
"Ths Boston Globe" wants to know @what Jona- |
han Edwards would have thought could he have
ookcd into tho future and soen Salvation Jack
nging his exerionce IN Boston to banjo accompani-