The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1887-10-18
plrA AND POINT.


Now is the time when managers of
fairs fall foul of each other. -Phitadet-
phia Nencs.
A good name for the ultra vulgar
native of Chicago would be Chicago
rilla. Puck.
you've got the drop on me, rs the
ton Enterprise
SThe summer hotel-keeper's wife
should have bonnv face. -Ne,o Or
ieajSs Ricaynie.
he republic of honest brains Is
W for the loss of Ruskin's wits
gdeiphia Times.
We still contend that Minneapolis is
pretty good town for her signs. -
Duluth Pa,ugrapher.
The willy autumnal politician, like
the street Arab, stumps it for suckers.
Duluth Pd,ugrdpher.
The favorite Lynn of the dying
electrician; I'm going home to dyna-
mo! - BOSTON transcript
When you come to think of it, young
man, isn't the marriage ceremony miss
leading. - Yonkers Statesman.
Some of the railroad companies de
serve a drubbing with their own
switches. - Phladciphia Record.
There is just one week more in which
to work off trade dollars on conliding
government Philadelphia Record,
The Utes are divided into two classes,
the good Utes and the bad Utes. The
good Utes are all dead - Boston Globe.
The old-fashioned doughnut had to
leave when the new. fashioned artificial
lard came n.-New Orleans Picaymae,
In view of the recent exhibitions o.,
bad-temper by JEFF Davis, why not call
him the Southern Crosse -Atta Caiitor-
The Indian summer seems to be of
it's reservation, with slim prospect of
its ever coming back again. 81. Pam
Globe.
Many men are poor simply because
they deposit their loose change in the
saloon instead of the savings bank. -
Eigin NewS.
They say that there are so many
heiresses Mt Saratoga this summer that
modest six-fgures hardly counts. -
BuHdiO courier.
Nearly all of the farmers in Omaha gel
bitten on the calves, but they usually
have the old Kentucky remedy at hand.
81. Joseph Gazete.
The car is just as angry as a car
can be. He could swallow Turkey with
good appetite and wash it down with
Porte. - Boston Globe.
The game laws are very rigidly en-
forced at the west. II II man is caught
cheating at poker he is shot across the
table. -BOston Bulletin.
An exchange says il is about time to
call Il spade spade, and we are pleased
to tell its editor he's an ace if he don't.
pjWHM IufugFdpHeF.
: AS things are going now, il looks as
if the next emigration from Castle
Garden will be that of the commission
ers. Philadelphia Inquirer.
A prohibitionist is man continually
on the war-path, and always without
the inspiration necessary to whip the
enemy.-New York. Graphic.
The average Texan chews his weight
in tobacco every four years, and it is
needless to add that the most of it is
borrowed. Detroit Free Press.
One might feel more sympathy for
Manitoba save for the fact that the
below zero waves all come from that
locality. = Cincinnati Enquirer.
1t is said one reason for the depres.
sion in stocks is that jay Gould's
grandson was a little bare when he
came into the world. - Boston COM
mercidl
There is prevalent impression out
west that old Colorow must go; and
he should go so far that he will not re-
turn except at the resurrection. -New
York Graphic.
Henry S. Ives was not generally
credited with being a popular author,
k.but it is understood that his books have
been much sought after in New York.
/ BOSTON Bulletin.
The number of photographers in the
United States has increased to eleven
thousand, but you can try them all and