Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1887-12-29
a NEW DEPARTURE.
The Plumed Knights Ingenious Prepare
tion for the Coming Campaign.

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The Plumed Knights Ingenious Prepara-
tion for the Coming Campaign.
A cable dispatch to the New York
Herald affords an interesting view of
Mr.. Blaine's preparatory course Of
training for the next Republican Ma
tional convention and candidacy for
the Presidency. A friend of the mag
netic statesman called upon him at his
hotel In Paris and found him under
going course of gymnastics, under
the tutelage of an experienced French
professor. twill astonish Mr.. Blaine's
friends. doubtless, that he should find
it necessary. to take lessons from a
Frenchman, as he has been regarded
as the most expert political gymnast
of the day. His friend in Paris dis
covered him performing on the hori-
zontal bars, balancing on his left arm
and swinging his entire body ninety
degrees. ANY one who has heard the
distinguished statesman deal with q
delicate question on the stump can
readily understand how he could ac-
complish the above feat. Mr.. Blaine
then showed his acquaintance with the
difficult phases Of the leap frog move
ment, and ''skinning the cat,n wind
ing up with most impressive exhibi-
ton of the goose walk
How far his agility in this direction
may aid him as a candidate remains
to be seen. He would. undoubtedly,
create :, marked impression during
the Presidential canvass on the stump.
by going through series of such
athletic exercises for the benefit of his
admirers. 1t would be vast improve
writing, which have been the bane of
Mr.. Blaine's life. He would also be
enabled to dodge inconvenient ques-
tions. If some ineonsiderate bystander
should ask what be- came of the predic-
ton that the business of the country
would go to the @'demnition bow
vows if the Democratic party got in
to power, all Mr.. Blaine would have
to do is to s'skin the. cat" When the
query would be put. why the South
became SO prosperous when it got rid
of Republican carpet baggers, he
might divert the attention of his ques-
toner by trying the leap frog move
ment, and when he was asked about
''my dear Fisher" all he would have
to do is to balance on his arm and
swing his body ninety degrees
But Mr.. Blaine should take out a
patent, at once, for this new process
of training for a political campaign,
or the first thing he knows of other
Republican statesmen will be infring-
ing upon his claim. We don't think it
is possible for the saturnine John
Sherman ever to succeed in @tskinning
the cat" but there are many agile
feats with the bloody shirt with
which he is, doubtless, familiar. The
example of MIR. Blaine may inspire
Little Brooches Foraker to set up
a private gymnasium in the capitol
park at Columbus, and ATTAIN a pro-
ficiency on the flying trapeze that
would go far toward making him a
formidable candidate. There is no
knowing, besides, to what a standard
of training he might bring the hand
"that was not shaken" Halstead
might set up as rival to the imam
with the iron jaw" "Three-cents-a
week. Evarts as star performer on
Republican liquor plank, and Frank
Hiscock as lightning change artist.
Should Mr.. Blaine's system come into
vogue among Republican statesmen,
next year, there will be more ground
and lofty tumbling than was ever
known in Presidential campaign.
After election, they could all practice
the goose-walk. "-Al6aaay On. ~
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