The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1887-11-24
THE MERRY SIDE!

No. the Treasury wasn't empty-it was only
| Kiesewetter's head.
1t does really seem that the Republicans all
voted as they prayed.
The State Senate will have no use for Bob
Kennedy's club this time.
Foraker's mouth has cooled off-the Demo-
Gratis can come back home.
| Dynamite makes more naise than hemp-but
it doesn It teach as good lesson.
|
In the 'driven well" cases, the sharpers have
been driven well, by the Courts.
We are assured that our navy is "all that
could be desired" It will float.
Gordon is willing to swear he loves a North
ern copperhead-but can't kiss him.
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From now until next November the Demo-
cratic party will do lots of whistling.
Gordon ought to learn lesson from the squir-
rels-which side of the Buckley to bite.
over at Danville, Highland County, Charley
Hills gun went off. So did his hands.
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The Democratic party seems to have come up
just as the Repub ublicans let go of the limb.
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George Francis Train has espoused the cause
of the Anarchists. The country is avenged.
The controversy between Thurman and Jack
son is an unequal one-Thurman has brains.
Lamar wants to go the Supreme Court
Bench. The Confederacy is still on the march.
|
There is some good to come of base ball. The
League will punish drunkenness severly here
| after.
Gordon should have carried Buckeye in his
pocket when he went home. Nothing like it
! for luck.
We haven't heard of any Democratic farmer
who wants to sell out on account of Foraker's
| election.
The back of the Democratic party has been
slashed this year. Next year the salt will be
applied.
The Republican party took the Democrats
"snipe- hunting" The Demmies are still hold
ing the sack.
Our Democratic friends know that 'misfor-
tunes never come singly," Look out for worse
dose next year.
| The quails and rabbits have one consolation
"a good many hunters meeting them in
eternity this year.
OF course, every election brings a Democratic
gain-they gain in experience But 1t don't do
them any good.
As a Democratic peace messenger, Gordon's
mission was disastrous. He "came not to bring
peace but a sword.'
New York is to have Free Trade Club. Its
principal work will be to beat out the brains of
| the Democratic party.
The trouble lis that the first Anarchist was
not killed. He has been permitted to run until
| his horns have grown.
Jackson, of Georgia. is trying the "ohio Idee"
| of shooting his mouth at Thurman. The Old
Roman "smells a sound"
A bronze statue of Breckinridge has been
erected in Lexington. Brass Democrats are be-
coming too common.
Some musical enthusiast should write song
celebrating Gordon's an Marching Through GS or
ga,' on his return from Ohio.
The song sole virginny Never Tire" will
soon have to be changed. The old girl is firing
of the Copperhead party.
Chicago ought TO have the Republican Ma
tionaI Convention-the Democratic politicians
will be afraid to go there.
| Democracy was certainly triumphant in New
York this time-having elected Confederate,
and a ehum of Boss Tweed.
| The Democratic party can give thanks, hear
| tily. The kindly Providence has not forgotten
| it. It is defeated as usual
Nina sspies" wants to lecture. We suggest
that Nina illustrate her lectures by the use of
| bombs such Lingg used.
Anarchists say Lingg's case ''much resembled
| that of John Brown" He undoubtedly rem
dered the country great service.
George William Curtis grieves that Ohio
didn't treat Gordon right She didn't treat
John Morgan right, either, did she7
| DIR. Parker thinks the hanging of the Anar-
chists limits free speech in America. No, 1t
limits a brutes capacity for murder.
|
Good little Christian boys, during this cold
|
with no clothing but coat of dirt.
I When the fisherman listens to the stories of
the quail hunters, now, he sighs and thinks
that he might have done better last Spring.
| They say the popular vote of Virginia shows
% Republican majority Democrats should hold
| tight to Texas-and that othe place, that Sheri-
dan spoke of.
| +.s
All our Democratic exchanges declare the
bringing of Gordon 10 Ohio a failure. No,
no, frien Is, you did well. You ought to bring
him back next year.
Considering Cleveland's Cabinet, we think he
should read the story of the Kilkenny Cats 1t
would seem familiar to him.
August Spies died shouting ''Hurrah for An
archy." In view of what it has done within
the last few days, the country should cry
| "Ameni"
The romance has faded out of the life of An
archist Augustus Schwab. He is now peelipg
potatoes in the hash house of the Illinois Peni-
| tentiary.
Our Democratic exchanges declare that the
Republicans used whisky to buy votes. Whom
did they buy with it. We wait for an answer.
| The Courier-Journal says the New York elec-
ton ga victory for Cleveland" That was
| because a Confederate Colonel was elected Dis
| trict Attorney.
| Hopkins, the young idiot who sent the bogus
ain ierf al macine'' TO Chief Justice Waite, was
| discharged. The Court seemed to think he had
not sense enough to get up sensation.
Jack McAuliffe, "American lightweight"
and Jem Carney, "English lightweight" tried
for five hours 10 pound each other 10 death, last
week-but fortune smiled not. and they're both