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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13
Farm and Garden Notes.

bad ,,ada rnof ,Lo dire7cnt varieties Of
Ian.nr.r mdt,,Ins )
eCern nucb mora ,or,afn sron than
/ wIca, one wear with another over a
I.r,o mart If The country
Th.-o = .m.tt farn;no
ar -, IlI en, -a,i ha,a
n reIv un.n nor helm to do i
rf .l ~
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hc.t c"w ";iI ll." dotcrior,ta nnder the
49,. -;m--
NJ lW'f'|"" -lJ'"9'. "'"H pellefeS
,t''t n2z1 n-' IL ad,;u IN - IN ~
l@7' ''''' q M"
heJeG' a hor@ WIN Dig, coarse head
90 h'' io"A " I'''iI't ',lio " : d iiolse WIN
sI'heraf"nS' sL'"N 'acA or WIN a mono"
~
IL is not necessary 10 STU coal ashes.
one way 81 using lhefh Is 10 scatter on
the surface OF all plants ana not plough
'"'''' un"oi.
zone aust and WOOD ashes VIII supply
all1th1t may be lacklnS Tor strawberries
III any sou, according 10 one agricultural
authority.
The advantage urged for summer
P'u"i.7 4 ,ii" 80 u Ao"0 iaPi'is
ANU - y ioiIo"'u W O. 0Ao'ooI'c
Sl'"'" "'''i 0Pio""'
one VINO Is very successful al rose
culture When asked TOT her secret, re-
pflcd that 1t laE mainly IN manure, prun-
I17 hhlNVS' "'t'ii'loh' Anu sunshine.
Manure Will not burn, or trc-tang, 50
readily III Il Tat pile as IN a tail, pointed
one. The latter forms a sort Of chimney
and creates a draught, inducing too much
heat.
by stirring the soil after every rain
the weeds will be more easily destroyed
than at any other time. Never allow
weeds to 90 to seed, especially in the
garden.
\ good deal @of time and labor is
wasted by planting several varieties of
the same fruit or vegetables, when, for
all practicable purposes, one or two
would answer as we'll.
Nulching is necessary, not only to hold
moisture to the surface, but to retain
moisture. In fact, plants and trees should
II" mnirhrt with some coarse material, If
"a'ereo through ory spells IN the sum
hcr.
Take care not TO ovcwork horses that
are sheddinot their coats, and feed them
, we'll. also Groom tbc animals thoroughly
Horses that have not been worked reg',.
, larIv during. the winter REQUIRE GOOD care
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13
r 1 HuMORS

from a COMMON Blotch, or Eruption. :. ,he
worst Scrofula. Salt-rheun, "feycrS. -
Scaly or Rough Skin. III short. al ts.s~s
caused by bad blood arc conquered p :
powerful, purifying, and invie"ratus r.,.-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapid!k hcqi ING;
its benign influence. Especially has = MAJ.
Tested its potency in curing letter, f"arw3.
ulous Sores and SwcllinEs, Hip-jolnt Discs.
whit Swellings,' Goitre, or Thi'k No..
and Enlarged Glands Send, ten tsrts s9
stamps for a large Treatise. with q ii
plates, on Skin Diseases. or the same amgas,
Tor o Treatise on ScrOfulons Affections
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13
The c of All.

OF all the medicines l ever heard Of or used,
l consider DR.. Biggers' Huckleberry Cordial
the best medicine for all bowel trouble and
children teething ever used.
A. J. STINE. Oxford, n. C..
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13

There are $4,000 enrolled members Of th,
Society for Prevention Of Cruelty to Animals
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13

Not long ago there were 10000 holders of L. S.
bonds. Now there are only 5000.
Relief is Immediate. and a sure cure. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. - cents.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13
Tennyson'. MAY Queen.o

Ellicott City, Md, has a confirmed smoker
who is 2 years old, and has a nurse.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13
Daughters. Wives and Mothers.

Send for Pamphlet on Female Diseases, free;
securely sealed. DR.. J. B. Marchisi, Utica, NY.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13

Don't hawk, and blow. and spit, but use DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1887-08-13
1t should BE Generally Known

I marty may cover a multitude of sins, b
that l. not its regular business.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
HIr. Dunder Loses Jake Again.

"Af.er your boy Jake again2" queried the
sergeant, as Mr.. Dunder entered the Wood
bridge St 'eet station yesterday.
ayes vhas after Shake. He slipped oudt
yeSterd ~, und like to find him. s"
"Me &c rou some new trouble, 1 suppose"
L tel you how it vhas. l put in tele-
phone few days ago, ind eafery time der
bell rings my wife likes to run und answer.
Yesterday morning Shake goes oudt for a
leedle while, und pooty soon der telephone
rings. Ny wife runs oafer und yells hello!
ind somebody says:
WAS DOT Mrs. Dunder?
at vhas'
"'Vhen, Mrs Dunder, how vhas you
pleased NIT all dose thingsP
What thingsF
Dot new bonnet und wrap und silk
stockings dot Mr.. Dunder buys at my shtore
two days ago und takes home to you
Il vhas behind my bar when Mrs. Dunder
drops dot telephone ind comes oafer to me
und says
"I haf discovered all aboudt it, You
yhas buying clothes for some womansp
Who says dotP
Somebody In der telephone
1 Will kill dot person pefOre night!
Il goes nit der telephone und pounds on
der box und rings der bell, und after while
dot telephone rings VERY silently. Und l
listen und hear Shake say to somepody:
Say, Bill, you drop down und see if der
Oldt 70 ks hat tumbled to dot racket. Dot
vhas big shoke on der gofernor'
Nov, sergeant, l like to find Shake. He
vhas a shmart boy und he vhas all right,
but like him to come home. vhas anxious
to baf some interviews NIT him. 1t vhas a
very cool place down cellar for some in
erviews. If you see him you can say dot
laugh all oafer NIT his shoke on me. After
wards, when you see him, you can ask if he
laughs all oafer NIT my shoke on him He
vhas shust a leedIe too flies, und now in his
you, days, vhas der time to correct his
habits Detroit Free Press.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
Euchered DY a Cow.

20 e of our hardest experiences IN the
arny," writes correspondent, twas the
60: seant longing after home rations We
antcd milk. butter, vegetables, light bread,
q e T.. etc At one time our commissary IS
.ue; to us five days rat'ons in hard tack,
oiang with the information that we must
-, !sa the supply last us into Nashville.
Pretty soon after, while on the march, |
:houcht | would do a little foraging.
,..,lIid a Tennessee COW, a nice looking brute,
nj decided TO try for some milk. lap
preached, and-well, she wouldn't QUITO
l coaxed and approached again to draw
m lk-no-not yet So thinking to bride
her ] gave her a bareback. She appropria-
led that very readily, and thought she was
really IA little tamer-not quite yet-gave
her another Observation-Disclosures yet, but again
she eluded me; but l had her so near coazed
that I knew | should succeed, and l gave her
another bareback / so-so-bossie sO-sO-tos-
sled in my gentlest and most seductive notes,
and thought each moment that The next I'd
get her. An thus that brute of a Tennes-
see cow fooled with me until she had my
very last morsel of hard tack and / had not
the first drop of her milk. She had been
flirting with me and 1 was euchred. Chi
ca go Ledger
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
MAP OF THE SEAT OF WAR.

With a view to aidslg those good people
dodge who have never seen a lady make her
famous line throw, the above panorama of
the battlefield is presented, which may be of
use to the large class not inclined to take
risks called by the insurance companies
extra hazardous" In the center is the
woman hidden from view by large black
hat The object at the top, which looks like
a June bug, is the diagram of the upper deck
of a Gov. which on this occasion kindly and
with perfect safety poses as a target. A
hand The section of the bloody arena en-
closing the COW, as suggested in the dia IN,
is the part wherein black devastation ,es
not stalk That spot is to the puzzled
brick dodger what the cyclone cellar
is to the citizen of Iowa, place
of refuge, with which to be on very intimate
terms in times of grief. Outside this narrow
wedge, in that part of the circle which sug-
gests huclzleberTy pie after boy he's toyed
with it a moment, is where an accident in
suranoe policy becomes a family necessity. 1t
should be Stunned as though a bill collector
lurked behind every bush. To fortify the
above scientific stand, it is only necessary to
drag in the muse with pair of ice tongS and
quote the little gem below, which has long
gladdened the hearts of the toiling male mil
lions.
A girl will sing, and girl will dance,
And girl viii work crochet:
But she can't throw q stone and hit church,
Because she amt built that way.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
MIR. LincoIn's Ingenuity.

In 1864 he was greatly bothered by the
peace-at-any- men from the north.
There was especially one old fellow from
Massachusetts, very bland and wholly bald
who was the thorn in the presidential flesh
Mr.. Lincoln managed to get rid of him and
his Quaker appeals by one device or another,
till his ingenuity was severely taxed. One
day. when the angel of mercy had been boz
ing him about half an hour, to the delay of
important business, the president suddenly
rose, walked to a closet and took large
bottle from it.
odd you ever try this for baldIess" he
asked exhibiting the bottle for his VISITORS
inspection.
The visitor admitted that he never had
Mr.. Lincoln summoned servant, had the
bottle wrapped up and gave it to the aston
lshed philanthropist with the injunction:
Now go and rub some Of that on your head
Persevere; keep it up. They say twill make
the hair grow. Come back in about three
months and report
The grieved disciple of Penn found him
self out the door with the hair restorer
under his arm before he had time to fairly
reflect
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02

In the three situations given above, the
average woman is grand, massive, Titanic,
incomprehensible. The man who witnesses
these feminine moods from the weather side
of a high board fence and does not stand with
head barred hushed and awe-stlicllen has no
poetry in his soul In all she is great, but in
the brick throwing act she is greatest-and
most dangerous There is a physiological
reason for this 1t is not her fault that an
ambulance wagon has to be rung up after her
brick throwing moods, nor that this kind of
exercise always creates a furry and an up
ward tendency in the window glass market.
She cannot help aiming at the hen and bring
ing down the usual iuOffensive citizen in the
next ward. Her shoulders were not rightly
constructed fOr ball tossing, and in the hurry
incident upon laying the citizen she fire.
ouentlv forgets to consult her handbook on
throwing, and makes the left hand do all the
labor instead of the right, as laid down by
the authorities. Nor Is she mentally cOnStl-
tuted for base ball pitcher. Many husbands
who are not right minded sneer at their
wives weakness of mental grasp i'll not being
able to distinguish between a mutilated and
Jumped on umpire and a three base hit These
nice subtleties of the game may be thus lost
to her but it is not her fault. Her gray brain
matter is not put up that way, architecture
ally speaking, any more than her shoulder Is
built to bring confusion and death to cows
1t will be observed by all who take the
trouble to attend q baseball game in the in
terest of science, that the best thrOwers have
very square shoulders, and the shoulders of
some are higher at the corners than near the
neck In these latter the clavicle tends up
ward as it leaves the spinal column, a circum-
stance which allows free play of the arm i'll
any direction. Whereas, as seen i'll lady's
skeleton the shoulder blade slopes down like
a toboggan slide and overlaps the arm
socket in a manner which prevents her lift
ing her arm without cracking her shout
der blade or bursting out a seam in her
basque, either of which is calculated to dis
courage good craftsmanship.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
Hot Dav in Carson Citx.

The sun blazed and blazed for hours and
hours, and never seemed to change its location
at all.
The shingles turned up on the roofs, and
when a man walked round the corner the
sweat ran down into his shoes and sprinkled
the sidewalk. You could bake batch of
bread in George Hanks refrigerator
The solder on the tin roofs melted and ran
down into the cutters like rain water.
Doc Benton started out with his ice wagon,
and before he got to the postoffice he found he
was running a street sprinkler, and the street
sprinkling cart, right along behind, was
putting steam from all the cracks in the box
These are a few simple facts regarding the
weather, culled along Main street, from the
truthful population of the city, and The
Appeal gives them for what they are worth.
Carson City Appeal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
WHERE WOMAN EAlLS.
The Physiological Reason Why She Can
not Throw "A Brick Straight.

The Physiological Reason Why She Can
not Throw a Brick Straight.
Had Paris seen Helen attempt to shoe
COW out of the back yard, it IS safe to state
that the Trojan war would never have been
waged, and Homer would have been obliged
to take the Haymarket riot for an epic. Had
Antony seen Cleopatra chase street car
down dusty avenue of Cairo, it is also safe
to state that he would have fed disenchanted
back to Octavia, and the divorce court law
yer-"decree quietly secured; no publicity
would never have made a cent from him
Had Dante seen Beatrice fire half brick
at the vandal hen which prOspected for seeds
in her flower bed every spring, it is again safe
to say he would have sent back her notes, her
white mouse penwiper, the lava smoking set
with Merry Christmas" painted across the
stern, and discontinued that rocky courtship
which he subsequently celebrated in his poem
known as "The Inferno"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
In the RapId West.

1t a recent meeting of Texas editors, the
30 r.etor of brewery sent written invi-
3 on to them to come over and inspect his
: 80 ishment Ten seconds after it was
80, a light dust might have been seen set
ia.. down on the empty chairs in the hall
:. there had been anybody there to see it.
tn. other day young man in a Dakota
t,,,vo, with no previous legal training, de-
.-,. E. to become a lawyer. The Zig htning
I'm ted to strike him before he could
:..r out his design, but he was admitted
. he bar and arguing on his first case
H., ;he tine the electric fluid was half way
i ,wn the chimney.
Tue civilization of the east is rapidly
,, lie rating this country. Nowhere is it
more noticeable than in a certain Dakota
own. near the Montana line, in which the
adj q hotel has the following posted con
.cuously on the head of the bedstead in
ssch room:
Guests are requested to
REMOVE THEIR SPURS
BEFORE RETIRING.
-Esteliine ID. IT, Bell.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02

The order of Foresters has merob,
ehip of 647, or in this country.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
Rara Collection of TOYS.

A merchant in Sharon, Me-, named Good
all. who has a summer resi- ence at Old
Orchard beach, has one room devoted to
rare collection of automatic toys, and Wis
tors come daily in large numbers to in
spect them.-New York Graphic.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02

DR.. o. ". Holmes is mentioned in I
Critic as "tie young old gentleman,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
The Pope a Light Liver.

The pope is said to be an abstemious
liver Generally for dinner he eats light
soup, part of fowl, sometimes roast
meat, a fish and little boiled vegetable.
A couple glasses of Perugian wine are
added.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
4 Wild Chicago Idea.

Talking about ladies' entering the literary
field, editing magazines, and all that sort a.
tbir1. il would be a great deal more sensiai
If thnv should turn in and edit about fiv
ri '-rs. r..-- - Chicago Herald.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1887-02-02
Not q Trader.

An old lady came into one of the stores of
Sparta a short time since, when the mer-
chant, an old gentleman, bowed to her very
politely and asked her if he could sell her
some goods She replied: 81 didn't want to
trade none-just thought I'd monkey around
g little. - Chattanooga Times.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-05-20

The double-sheet STAR Of next Saturday, the 1st
inst, will be accompanied by a supplement. max
Ing that edition another mammoth ten-page issue
It's eighty broad columns viii afford ample space
for all the demands OF its advertising patrons and
leave sufficient room beside for more than the
usual amount of reading matter, which viii be
generously furnished in the news OF the day, up to
the moment OF going to press, and bright and
fresh original and selected matter. BY that date
there viii already be In the city large number OF
Drill OF the following week, 80 that saturdays
STAR will be sure Of a wider and more thorough
reading than ordinary, both In the city and out
SIDE
sr- TO advertisers this triple issue of TIRE STAR
viii afford an opportunity for communicating
with the public which cannot be presented by any
journal, nor any three journals, in Washington.
Those having attractions Of any kind to offer to
customers should therefore avail themselves of
this rare chance TO reach a wide and desirable
circle, and In order to secure the best results in
display and arrangement Of announcements. these
no uld be sent in early in the day practicable
and before Il O'Clock H. If possible
Newsdealers, both In the city and at other
points, and newsbOys as well, are also requested
10 send in their orders in advance for extra copies
of this extra-attractive edition, to avoid any
chance OF disappointment in not getting an ade-
quate supply.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-05-20
WOODWARD b LOTHRoP.
IsrAsrs Asp CHnnpnKs,s Wr.a

Ne are continually Offering attractive induce.
ments IN this department.. We are prepared to
nj the little ones out and out at very small
cost. We quote:
Null Caps, three choice styles, all sizes, only
Csc. each.
Normandy Caps. Of all-over embroidery, only
Soc. each
Null esps. with Normandy crown, only 6sc
each.
Large variety Of Children's Null Cans, dozens
o. styles to select from. 81, sl25. &l.3TK,
$1.5O, $1.75. SO, 81. %, and 30. SO each.
Chiidren's Pique Sun Bonnets, SO, SC, and
81 each.
Infants aatze Shirts. 37,sc. each.
infants' Slips, 25, 37k, 50, 62K, and 75c
each.
Infants' Long Skirts, 3T11, 5e.and SO hc. esch.
Full line Of Children's Camps. Prices S1kc
to S1.75.
Infants Nainsook Skirts, S7kc.
We have everything wanted In Infants wear
ing apparel. and marked as low az such quali-
ties can possibly be bought fer.
Second huor.)
WOODWARD 4 IOTHRUP.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-05-20
READY-MADE Surr DEPARTMENT.

SU1T DEpARTMENT
We have opened an elegant line Of Ready
made Wash Dresses, in Lawns, Sstines, Cling
hams, &c, fer BOTH misses and ladies. We
quote: Misses Striped seersucker Suits. bssque
finished with two vests, one Of white pique, the
other to match the dress, neatly araped skirt,
very stylish and dressy. Size 12 yeafs, as .25;
size IA years, 85.T5; size 16 years, $8.25.
Ladies' and Misses Sateen, and Bingham Suits
in large variety of styles and colors, $3.50 to
$12 each.
Full line of Ladies' Print Wrappers, we'll made
and trimmed Sizes SO to A. Only SIPS
each
Full line of ladies' Wrappers, made from
Percale, Sateen India Linen Cashmere and Jer.
sey Flannels Prices 81 to 1850 each
(Third ioor)
WOODWARD 4 IOTHROP
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-05-20
WooDwAnD & LorHnop

viii place on sale tomorrow fsatnrdsr, morn
ing an elegant line Of Silk ana I,isle Thread
iioses and Mifts, in al the newest shades and
hasck Considering the excellent sualitaes the
prices are remarkably low.
wnanu ann a = rss,yy.,,ss
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-05-20
WANTED-ROOMS.

WANTED ROOM AND BOARD ~ A PRIVATE
w family for an elderly lady. An unfur1itshea
roc sSerred Address EEiIIM. Star once
my2O-lt'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1887-05-20
VIZ HAvr A1wArs
CARRIED LANCE ASSORTMENT OF 1NrASfs.
WEAR

CARRIED LARGE ASSORTMENT OF 1NrAsfs.
WEAR
But we must .cki,oSlsasv that we have never hsd {
more complete and select stock THAN We now carry.
Judging from the aeunt sell daily re feel coaA.
dent that the customers apprecste both the styles and
the prices.
INFANTS, cLoAKs! INFANTS cLoAKs.
Infants Cream cashmsre elesks with enssrstaerss
cuff and collar for $S g.
Infants Mother Hubbard Cloaks, with embroidered
cape. 81
Infsnts Cream Cashmere eloafs with embroidered
collar and cuff and embroidery at the bottom ga
One Of our NEST desirable styles is Cresyu Mother
Hubbard Cloak With embroidered cape and three rows
Of embroidery, bands at the bottom. for - 90.
anoshss style Mssher HSbosrd with eape sna ed.
Of x sSohs ssa nned
We have Cloaks from e4Ss 10 es4O0
INFANTS SLIPS. INFANTS strrs,
sss sr :s :s q s s:s st s .: sss &.
Infsnts'siiPs made q Osmbtic. WITH yoks Vt three
s i sn ZIG s of sosi. two clu.-
ess i q stss ess + tas ssss SIM se5
Alla :ss s s VIZ issi s Is; ,as deep
ss Hssf s
sna s1seysa Tith tucks shd embroidery around the
IS gsss:, Sup: :ds r s. st s s
rune Of slqbroidery, q So ,..,..A
srss: 4 Il. ed SSssa a. ~ 5s and 'A's ROM
We have large assortment of Infants Fine Christ
al.s,s 5s% 81 i sGss. wiz .us.
Infants Skirts, with rufne OF embroidery and tuekS
Infants FLANNEL Skirts, made Of best quality Of
Infants Flannel Wrappers, Striped aad Plain. for
Infants Lace Caps Tor CSC.
Infants . Lace Caps with ,bRon drawn through the
nfants Lace Caps three OF the desirable Styles
nfants' worsted sacqaes ranging in price from $780,
Iniants' silk and worsted Socks. ranging in price
from lie. to 81 .4S.
Infants Cambria Shirts. 12hc,
Infants Knit Shirts, 20c
Full Line of Afkhans.
Felt Afghans, embroidered in oil shades, 08e.
Large Stock of Children's NULL CAPS.
Infants Department second floor. Entirely apart