Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1887-05-07
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They purloined volume, and, al
though it lacked preface, its con-
tents were indisputabiy and without
pretense not an uncomfortable ro-
nance. 1t gave the apparent area
of the mail in Berlin; named the
cognomen of him who wrote a biog-
raphy of the Magi; took cognizance
of the precedence of heraldic insignia
connected with sovereie nty, and the
irrevocable precedents of the parlia-
mentary law in precedent ages il
lustrated by the process of lithogra-
ply the obsequies of Give Newcom-
be's wife's patronizing parent; dilat-
ed on the acoustic facilities required
for the extempore patriotic vocables
of the enervated juveniles in the
Legislature exposed abstractly the
leaven of error in the seven sacra-
ments of Rome; reoited the project
of sanguine but coyetous financier
to avoid the disaster Of deficit, and
to increase the increase of assets in
the national finances expaciated,
with the philanthropic research of q
vehement allopathist, or the futile
vagary of homeopathic practition-
er to use nauseous quinine and NOR
phine, powdered under a pestle, as
sestorative or a preventive of nausea
in erysipelas, bronchitis, or scrofu-
Ia but it said nothing about the ra-
ito of rapine or of a recreant and a
lenient police to tho squalor of wan
communists, or whether another pre-
sentation would squash the indict-
ment against them which had been
already interdicted.
Among the specialties to be seen
in the suite of rooms in the museum
there were the following: A breaches
Bible; an old bellows a piece of
gallows that had been made from an
acclimated elm; the score of a new
pianist's burlesque quadrille tone,
some ecrated bread stuffed drom-
edary; 81 bottle of Worcestershire
sauce; the daguerreotype of a buoy;
meerschaums clap board /; greasy
tarpaulin; the helm, silver of the
bowsprit, and the boats-wain's wis
tie from the brigantine Calllope; the
lapel of the vizer's coat and the Wis
or of his deaf coadiutor's cap; a
bestal satyr made Of caoutchonc :.
some tepid and volatile tartaric acid
to kill coral insects; B. plated seine;
the slough of a snake which the col
lege provost and the provost mar
shall had killed in the ime-kiln, near
the great Slough of Despond some
bitumen for fuel; microscopes
sardynx or aiabastar column from
artic and hyperborean Asia; all the
apparatus of telegraphy; carbines
for cavalry ; platinum n dish of
carrot soup with sixty carat dia-
mond in the bottom; pincers coffee
an onyx like an orange; camelo-
pard with eagorged jugulur and alb
domen quoits made Of resoluble py-
rite from neteorolite, which were
notable precision by choleric con
noisseur at soiree in the lycenm
convex kettle; some transparent
troches for ticklish throats the by
meneal tiara for feminine forhead
when forsaking celibacy; several
bass-viols bas-relief,or bass-relief,
sculptdred in basalt, representing a
wrestlers ieyee IN q cemetery on the
levee Of a creek; q mock collation. of
chestnuts, balibut, lettuce, and other
victuals, for languid laborers on the
wharf or quay after their bath /; a
long treatise on the franchise and on
sacrifice; q sombre and uninterest
ing history of the mythology, pro
duce, grainaries, GASES ahd obelisks
for the planet Uranus, easily disput-
able and refulable; umbrellas in
tubes; levers Of stee. that shone
with frost, and so awry as to be use