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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-13

la sting and
Strikin re-
buke for this
gross impOlite-
.ness of mock
fling at adj
I vanced age.
One evidence
of this comes
from the impO-
lite means of
punis h IN emit
used on that
occasion, or
of all the i'm
polite animals
known TO sci
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-13

explained on any reasonable theory. Ii
seems 10 come as natural to people gen
orally. as ii does to breathe. and it mat
tiers not how many years may weigh
upon the individual, or how much he
may be entitled to the respect and
honor of his fellOwman, the unfortunate
man who has been hereft OF his auburn
locks. will certainly. even in this en-
Iightened and cultivated age, be made
the target for humorous and sometimes
offensive remarks. The perversity in
human nature that permits and allows
this is remarkable. 1t is almost law
of nature that certain portion OF any
human beings that reach a respectable
old age will become either wholly or
partially bald. This everybody knows
will inevitably be the case. That is to
say, each individual expects to
be bald, or partially so, and
yet. before he is so he will never
fail when opportunity offers to jibe at
people that are older than himself be-
cause of the loss OF their hair. when he
knows that in time he himself will soon
reach that point where he will become
the subject of the same iibeS and ridi-
cule that he has many time and oft
heaped upon his elders. All the cult
VatiOn. aesthetic taste. and pOliteneSS of
the present age. has not curtailed in the
least this diSDOSitiOn TO east reDFOach
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-13
Something in the Nil ne ota
Air That Prevents the Hair
From Falling Out.
How ST. Paul Citizens Lost the
Hair That Once Covered
Their PateS.
1t Is Generally the Result of
Pcring Over Columns Of
Figures.

O YOU know that,
as unaccountable as
it may be regarded,
there seems to be now
,and always has been
lin all ages of the
world, an ineradica-
BILE disposition to
mock at people with
bald heads. The
habit. or inclination
to do this cannot be
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-11-13

n the list of wants" with care,
OCQH Lies epitome is there.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
ENJOY LIFE.

What truly beautiful world we
live ml Nature gives US grandeur
Of Mountains, glens and oceans,
and thousands of means of enjoys
ment, We desire no better when
in perfect health hut how often
do the majority ofpeople feel like
giving up diskeartenedI discouraged
and worn out with disease, when
there no occasion for this feelin: az
every sufferer can easily obtain sat-
factory proof, that Green's august
FIo'Oer, will make them free from
disease, as when born Dyspepsia
and Liver Compliant are the direct
causes of seventy-five per cent OF
such maladies as Riliousness, Indi-
gestion, Sick Headache. Costive-
ness, NERVOUS Prostratiops, Dizzi.
ness of the Head, Palpitation tthe
Heart, and other distressing ymp.
toms. Three doses OF August FIo,cer
will prove its wonderful effect.
Sample bottles, 10 cent. Try
it.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
OF Interest to Ladies.

The new treatment for ladies' Diseases
discovered by DR.. Mary A. Gregg, the d: .
inguishoi English Physician aud uurs,
which has revelutionized entire moda
of treating these complaints in England ia
now being introduced into the q. g., uude
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lady who is suffering from any disease cnn.
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II 10 positive care for any form Of IA.
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MANY times sufficient to effect permanent
caro-. Ful directions accom- psny the mach.
age (which is put M ia plain wrappe RI
price list for future reference. No
Yisl PACKAGE will be cent after Aug. LIST
1885. Address. GEORGE RENEW
COMPANY. PALMYRA, \ y,
The South western news., 1887-05-11
-THE-
Southern CultivatOr
AND
---IHE-
DIXIE FARMER.
45TH YEAR.

The Great Farm, Industrial and
Stock Periodical of the South 1t
embraces in its constituency the in
tellgent. progressive and substanti-
ally successful farmers of this sec
ton, and as an advertising medium
for the Merchant, Manufacturer,
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lie absolutely unequaled. Space
judiciously employed in its columns
is always remunerative. By re-
cent purchase it now combines:
The Dirie Farmer, Atlanta, Ga;
the Plantation, Montgomery, Ala,
the Rural SIM, Nashville, Tenn;
the Southern Farmers Monthly, Sa-
vannah. Ca; Soathesn World, At
lanta Ca; the Pheorair AgricultUrist,
Marietta, Ga, and unites the pat
rons of these with its own large list
of subscribers. The press and PEG.
pie all testify TO its great merits as a
medium for controlling Southern
trade, Subscription one year in
advance, postage paid, $3.50.
Sample copies sent free. Adver-
tisments, per line Soc. We 60 to
press the 25th of each month pre-
ceeding our date. Address
The CuItivator Publishing c..
P o Drawer s, Atlanta Ga,
The South western news., 1887-05-11
$lOGA WEEK

Ladies or Gentlemen desiring
pleasant profitable employment
write at once. We want you to
handle an article Of domestic use
that recommends itself to every
one at sight. staple as 1IOWr.
Sells like hot cakes. Profits 500
per cent. Families wishing to
practice economy should for their
own benefit write tor particulars.
Used every day the year round in
every household Price within
reach of all. Circulars free.
Agents receive SAMPLE FREE.
Address DOMESTIC MFG.
CO., MARION, OHIO.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
Their Business Booming

Probably no thing BIAS caused
such general revival Of trade at
Crouch Bros Drug Store as their
giving away to their custor ers of so
many free trial bottles ofDr. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption.
Their trade is simply enormous in
this vely valuable article from the
fact that it always cures and never
disappointst Coughs, Colds, Asth-
ma, Bronchitis, Group. and |
throat and lung diseases quickly cur
ed. You can test it before buying
getting trial bottle free, large size
81. Every bottle warranted.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
FOR the Great New Bee
"The Wor Id's Wond era,
BY j. w. Buel.
AGENTS
WANTED

THE most euccessful subscription hooI
ever published. Over halt n million copies
were sold the past eight mouths. aud Il IL
telling three times HI last now M ever he
ore. Regular csnvassers clear from AIS
SO, $4o and $5n per day. Nothing lik,
s was ever known in the history Of boob
publishing PKocFs sEKT FREE on APpLI.
CATION. No experience needed 10 insule
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you nothing TO willie for terms and full de
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We also give away standard bepnks TO nor
SONS who send US nsnes Of book agents
Write fai "ar list of tree standard books
HISTORICAL PUBLISHING CO.
% Hs4l \. T"'-i Street, St. Louis.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
Vi0lilS Guitars Ba9jN, DrlnS,8te
ARTISTS MATERIALS

Our stock is complete in al
goods used in oil or water colo
painting, or for painting on satin,
glass or wood, Also a full line Of
tools ror hammered brass work and
material, for wax and paper flow
ers. We guarantee prices as low
as any house in the United States
and mail orders will receive
promt and careful attention. Cat
alogue No. 10 will soon be ready.
LU0DEN and BATES S. M. H.
SAVANNAH GA
The South western news., 1887-05-11
THE TWO KELLYS

I
days, but their whereabouts have
been known to nobody en- 'ept a
few very intimate friends. When
they arrived they went first to the
Metropolitan hotel. Col. Griggs
had warned them against register.
ing under their own names, so
when MIR. John R Kelly went up
to the register he grasped the pen
in his iron grasp and boldly wrote:
John r Kelly"
Realizing what he had done, Mr..
Kelly Set. tched gu the Kelly"
and without the sign of q blush,
wrote MARTIN"
As nobody in the hotel knew
who John r Kelly was, the little
slip of the pen passed unnoticed.
From the Metropolitan they
went TO the home of a relative Nv.
ing in one of the quietest portions
Of the city, and there they re.
manned until the good news of
their pardon was told them. Last
evening they went to the Kimball.
1T WAS A JOLLY PARTY
which gathered in one of the rooms
of the hotel last night. Hon. John
r Kelly and his brother, Charles
A Kelly, were the central figures.
1t is needless to say they felt
happy.
1 tell you it is a great relief
said Mr.. John Kelley to a COnsti-
tuition reporter. 1T is not a partic-
ularly pleasant thing to have a
twenty years sentence han ring
over a fellows head, even if the
sentence had sort OF gone by de-
fault. 1t is worth good deal to
he able to sit here in the Kimball
and laugh over the affair as thing
of the past
Charles A Kelly, evidently the
elder OF the brothers, is a tall, spare
man with gray hair and gray, full
beard. John R Kelly looks
good deal like his brother, with the
exception that his harris but slight
ly tinged with gray, and his bear1
is yet black. Both are plainly
dressed, substantial looking men,
who look about as little like men
who we're once under sentence for
manslanghter as one could mag
inc.
"When / go to Dawson this
time" said Charles Kelly, with a
laugh, II won't have to make a
quiet sneak to fathers house by
cutting across fields. I can walk
right up through the main street
and hold my head as high as any,
body"
Did you ever have any trouble
on your clandestine visits to Daw-
SOM
Scarcely any. Ihave been there
three times since that unfort mate
affair in 1870. and have never mo-
Tested, although once or twice I was
considerably scarced. Brother
John has only been back once since
we first lett there. l rather imag>
inc we will meet with a di Ferent
kind of a reception this time
Yes chimed in Colonel G 'iggs
who lis the hero Of the
hour. Wen telegraph ahea and
have band meet you
The two Kellya, Colonel Griggs
and Mr.. Stephens will remlin in
the city to day. They will call on
the governor some time this mOrr .
ing and will spend the rest of the
day looking at Georqia's metropo>
lis, leaving for Dawson tomorrow
morning.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
Bucklen's Arnlca Salve.

The best Salve in the world for
cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Cheum, Fever Soles, letter, Chap
ped Hands, Chilblains Corns, and
all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required.
tits guaranteed to give perfect sat
isfaction, or money refunded
price 25 cents per box. For sale
at Crouch Bros.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
The Admirers

OF the l w Harper, Nelson county,
Ky, whiskey, are hereby informed
that this whiskey is not sold pro-
miSciously over the country, ! ut
placed into the hands of one dealer
who is authorized to guarantee Il at
the whiskey is sold pure as it con es
from the Distillery. Sold in Daw.
son, only by
FRANK BETHUNE,
Dawson, Ga
BERNHEM BROS. & JTRI.
The South western news., 1887-05-11

Itch, Prairie Mango, and
Scratches of every kind cured in3O
minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Lo
ton. Use no other. This never
fails. Sold by W CT Kendrck,
Druggist, Dawson, Ga.
The South western news., 1887-05-11

Chickering, Mason & Hamlin,
Mathushek. Bent, and Arion Pas
nos, all we'll known and thorough>
ly reliable. We buy in such large
quantities that we give the con,
sumner the benefit of the wholesale
price.
We saw purchasers $50 to 800
on Piano md send ON fifteen days
trial, freight to be deducted from
price of instrument.
Same applies to Organs. We
are agents for the Mason & Ham,
lin, Packard Orchestral, and Bay
State and can and will save YOU
1875 to $50.
@ Write for catalogue and
prices.
LUDDEN & BATES Southern
Music House.
The South western news., 1887-05-11

Dawson GA, Oct. 9th 1856
We certify that the Bearer, Dock
Fletcher, has done work for a, IN
cleaning clothes, and that his work
vas properly and satisfactorily lone.
We regard him as as compe .ent to
10 work in his line:
~ Hoyi, F Bet une,
J I Lawhorn, T,m M,Gill,
Il ID Hatcher, - Longhurst,
- we, Tom oyless,
Ed Mcdonald S A Loyless,
j 7 McLain.
ct 6,.1S86,tf.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
Savannah, FlOrida& Western RI

Ian trains Of this road arc run by Cent
rAl (9Vl) Meridian ;iuIe, which Is SO minH.es
slower than Savannah time
'SCPERINrESnEST's Or FIcr, }
SAvASNAH. May .. 1925.
an AND AFTER SUNDAY, MAY ~.
1875, P"asa"por tt sins on ,his road
will run as follows:
The South western news., 1887-05-11
BAND INSTRUMENTS.

EOur Silver Toned Instruments
are strictly first class, our prices
low, and Bands will And by writt
ing us that We can save them
money.
RaF Send for Catalogue No. 5
LUDDEN & BATES SOUTHERN
MUSIC HOUSE.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
MUSIC FREE.

Send 40 Gents in Postage
Stamps, and we will mail you FIVE
pieces of Vocal and instrumental
music (our selection.) This music
is full size, On eavy paper, and
the same as is sold US Tally at from
80 to SO cents per copy. We make
this offer solely TO advertise and in>
troduce our cheap music. We
want the name AMI address of
every Southern music buyer. We
are head quarters for cheap music.
Write tor Catalogues.
LUDDEN & BATES SOUTHERN
Music HOUSE,.
ViOlilS Guitars Ba9jN, DrlnS,stc
We sell everything in small Mus
steal Instruments, and our prices
will always be found the lowest. -,
All goods guaranteed, and if not
satisfactory can be returned at our
expense. Send for our SIS page
Illustrated Catalogue, No. 7.
LUDDEN & BATES SIN. HOUSE,
The South western news., 1887-05-11
FAST MAIL,

stops only at stations named above ard
at all stations between ThomasviiIa and
Chattahoochee.
Passengers tor Brunswick (via r. r, v
d q. X. r.. taka this train, arriving 1T
Brunswick daily at lo:5o a m
Passengers for X ,,on and Atlanta take
this train, arriving Macon o M and A..
lanta lo:3o p m Dolly
Passengers for Brunswick (via B. & w,
R'y) take this train, arriving at Brunswick
l:lo pm.
Passengers for Fernan Ina, Waldo .Ocala.
Leesburg, Gainesville, Cedar Key and alj
atoms on Florida Railway aud Navigation
Company take this train.
Close CONNECTIONS at Jacksonville daily
for Green Cove Springs, 81. Augustine.
Palatka Enterprise. sanford and ali land
ings on st. Jshn's river.
Passengers for Pensacola, Mobile. New
Orleans. Texae. and trans .Mississippi points
take thu train. Arriving at Pensaro'a
7o:n5 p. m, Mobile $40 a. M, New OrleanS
I, A. a. m.
""''"'"n hu@S' and sleeping cars Wsv
cross to New Orleans.
Steamers leave Bainbridge every Tues.
Day and FRIDAY evening for ApaIachicola,
Columbus and intermediate landi IRs,
JESUP EXPRESS
The South western news., 1887-05-11
ALBANY EXPRESS.

TuIman bnfet and 81 .eping car Savan
nan tn Jacksonville.
Passengers for Brunswics Inv this train
SrriSe at Brunswick (via f T., V,&c.
R.l at 8 IN.
Passengers for Macon, Atlanta. Chtta.
nooEs. Knoxville Bristol. Roanoke, PhiIa.
deIpha and New York, take this tran
ally. '' W
Passengers for Fernanuins. Gainesville,
Cedar Key, Ocala. Wildwood. LersbusS
small stations on FLORIDA Railway and
Navigation Company and Florida Southern
Railway take this train,
Passengers for Madison, Monticello. Tai.
'ahsssee and all Middle Florida pointe take
his tram.
Connection a Jacksonville daily with
Peoples Line Steamers and Railroads for
~. Augustine and all pIiuts on st. Johns
Through tickets sold and sleepIpp "a,
berth accommodations secured Al B.en's
Ticket Office, No ~ Bull street, aud AZ the
GompauV's Depot, foot of Liberty street
Jas. l.. TAYLOR
Go1 pas5. Agent
~ LIZ ~ f3eD, Surt
The South western news., 1887-05-11

w F SHELLMAN, VIM. RoGE
Traffic Managers, Gent Sup
Savannah, GA. Savannah, va
G A WHITEHEAD,
Genl pass'ger Agent
&c SHAW, Savannah. Ga
GenI Travelling Agent
\. Savan NAH Ga
The South western news., 1887-05-11

DhONo " ~ n ~ " " .hOSS 6Cs
CONMODATIuN.
Stopping at all Stations,
Leaves Brunswick .............InO q m
Arrives Wsycrnse ...... s IS u m
RETURNING.
Leaves Wsvrross. ........ =. 44op m
Arrives Brunswick ..........,..io2 5Dn
Purchase tickets at the station. and save
extra fare collected upon the train,
The mail train sters at all Il & W sta
lions
Fonnc ctions made n Wa,rroAs 20
rom all points on Savannah Florida
Western Railway
Pu|iman palace Sleeping and Mann F'ou
d"nr Ears nron Jackson, lie nd Cincinnati
ihr"uph trains. J, McDTFFIF
FW Angler. GPA
A A GADDIS. AGpA
TP & q VI.
The South western news., 1887-05-11
THE
Kelleys Pardoned.
RESTORED TO CITIZENSHIP
AFTER MANY YEARS.

Full Text of Governor Gordon's
Order for Their Releaee-What
They Have to Say tor Them>
selves Very much Elatetl
Over the Result. They
Naturally Feel
Grateful.
The South western news., 1887-05-11

*Telegraph statron. Connects
at Fort VaIy for Perry; at Smith
vile for Albany and Blakely; AZ
Cuthbert for Fort Gaines; at Eu-
faula for Clayton.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1887-10-05
HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS.
what salt is Good For.

When you give your cellar its spring
cleaning, add little copperas- water and
salt to the whitewash.
Sprinkling salt on the tops and at the
bottoms of garden walls is said to keep
snails from climbing up or down
For relief from heartburn or dyspepsia,
drink a little cold water in which has
been dissolved a teaspoonful of salt
For weeds in the grass, put a pinch or
two of salt in the middle of each, and,
unless a shower washes it off it will kill
the weeds.
Ink stains on linen can be taken out if
the stain is first washed in strong
salt and water and then sponged with
lemon juice.
In basin of water, salt, of course, falls
to the bottom; so never soak salt fish
with the skin side down, as the salt will
fall to the skin and remain there
Salt and mustard, teaspoonful of
each, followed with sweet oil, melted
butter or milk, is the antidote for Fow-
ler's solution, white precipitate of ar.
senic.
For stains on the hands, nothing is
better than little salt, with enough
lemon juice to moisten it, rubbed on the
spots and then washed off in clear
water.
For weeds in pavements or gravel
walks, make a strong brine of coarse
salt and boiling water; put the brine in
a sprinkling can and water the weeds
thoroughly, being careful not to let any
of the brine get on the grass, or it will
kill it too.
fla chimney or fiue catch on fire, close
all windows and doors first, then hang a
blanket in front of the CRATE to exclude
all air. Water should never be poured
down the chimney, as it spoils the
carpets. Coarse salt thrown down the
fue is much better.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1887-10-05
A Great Place For Celery.

1t is in and around the fair and far
famed city of Kalamazoo that the celery
lord, with all his innate pride and odor Of
garlic. may best be found. Here his coat
of arms, consisting Of bunch Of celery
penchant on "a silver dollar guardant, may
be seen emblazoned on his armorial bear
ings and also on the faces of the shop
keepers. Here it is that over 3, 600 acres
of ''reclaimedn land is devoted to the
cultivation of the crisp and toothsome
stalk that is gifted with nerve strength
ening properties. 1t is a saying that in
Kalamazoo they swear by celery aud at
everything else, The latter proposition
may be triAe harsh, but the former is
self evident to any visitor In spite Of
the fact that kalamazoo leads the country
in light vehicles, wind mills, harrOws
and many other branches Of manufacture,
she still pins her faith and hope and trust
to the celery lands and the celery lords
- Chicago Herald.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1887-10-05
A coNTUMAcIous SUBJECT

Upon his throne the mighty king
His gallant courtiers kneelng round
Impatient, tapped his slgnet ring
And said some new, divertlng thing
For his amusement must be found.
Then spoke an old and trusty knight:
May my kings indulgence crave,
To bring within the royal sight
A subject who denies the right
OF any king TO call him slavef'
"How now" the angry monarch said,
who dare deny our sovereign powerl
Go, fetch him here, alive or dead;
The fool shall bow or lose his head
Within the passing of the hour.n
The knight retired with solemn stride.
Then came page, all sleek and trim,
To say the queen would sit beside
Her lord and see this traitor tried
II he, the king, INDUCED the whim.
The queen came in and took her place.
The baby boy upon her breast,
Unheedful of the treason case,
Looked bravely on the monarch's face
And snatched away his jeweled crest.
He crushed the kings symbolic rose,
Upset the sceptre with crash;
Heeven tweaked the monarch's nose
And kicked him with his tiny toes,
The while he pulled his fierce mustache
All others at the kings behest
Their serfdom hastened to declare;
The babe alone with freedom blest,
Defied the king who ruled the rest
Most potent he the weakest there.
Willis B. Ha,Ukins
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1887-10-05
A Noyel Musical Instrument.

Two Spanish naval officers were play
ing duet in the cool inner room of
piano wareroom on Fifth avenue yester-
day afternoon. A group Of musicians,
critics and employees Of the company were
sitting or standing around, attentively
listening. One of the dark bearded per
formers was playing an accompaniment
for the other, who held TO his mouth an
instrument so small as to be entirely con
cealed by his fingers; yet the notes of
LA Paloma,' that sensuous, fetching
Mexican air rang out in tones like a
picColo's, yet 50 strong as to seem as if
they came from acalliope. When the air
was finished, the infant flute was submitted
for inspection. 1t was a section of a
reed, very like those which are used for
pipe stems, having three small holes be-
side the blow hole. 1t was not three
inches long; yet from this scrap of per
forated reed over two octaves of notes
had been elected with a strength that
made the air palpitate, and the most
rapid runs had been executed. 1t Is
new instrument called tbe reed flute, aud
isquite curiosity. For lis size, it is the
biggest instrument on earth -NeW lo,k
Sun,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1887-10-05
How Chocolate is Made.

ifChocolate,n said a New York con-
fectioner, sis made from beans that grow
in pods on the cacao tree. These trees
are numerous in the West Indies, and ii
is from them that we get our supply. The
beans are brought hither i'll the pod, and
put through regular manufacturing
process to produce the chocolate cakes
that We use. The first operation is the
breaking of the husks and separating
them from the kernels by a blast of air.
Then the beans are ground with sugar
by revolving granite grindstones, The
stones are heated, and the oil contained
in the bean makes tho mass adhere and
become a thick paste, This pulp is now
partly dried and the air bubbles are
squeezed out in press, and it is trans
ferred to the COOLING tables. Here it is
placed in molds, blast of cold air is
turned on, and in few moments the
beautiful glossy tablets are finished.
"The British Government has recently
directed that chocolate be served two or
three times week in the army and
navy, In confectionery the Parisians
exceed us in the number of preparations
of chocolate. We use it in its natural
flavor only, while they mix essences and
other ilayors with it, until their is no end
to the combinations that they produce.
In England much of the chocolate is
adulterated. Some recent tests detected
flour, starch, potato, lard, chalk, bran
and old sea-biscuit in specimens Offered
for sale. Mail and Express.