Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-04-30
THE LIME KILN CLUB.
An Attempt to Burn 1t. Building Made
the Occasion of Some Re.olution.

tf'b LIVE FN'AN SAoo.
Al Attempt to Burn u, Building Made
the Occasion of Some RESOLUTIONS.
The thirteenth da~,ariiy attempt To de-
stroy Paradise hail was revealed at :, O'Clock
Saturday evening when the janitor arrived
TO place the hail ia ORDER for the usual meet
ing. Ever since the attempt oil last October,
bear traps and spring guns have been set at
every door and window when the hall was
closed, aud th. would be incendiary was
caught, bat e>''nI-h. leaving hlonis boot III
the trap behind hum.
As soon ~ tue meeting was called to order
the janitor reported the cas-, accompanied 10y
war map, and Brother Gardner arose and
said:
Ny frenS, dis incident furnishes me wild
an opportunity to address YOU on de sublick
Of Goodness ". Badness. H. when II baby
was thre-. days ole, lie could reason an cal
kilate he would reason ~ follows: Heah |
ar, ,ound. healthy boy, wild ing show Of
GROWN up IL manhood. DE more | kick an
yell an mIsbehave doOrn' my infancy lie mo
spankins Ill receive. DE better / mind an
de go-ier ar as boy de easier | will slip
along As "A Young man | shall be upright
an honest. As II middle aged man | shall
net on de sluar'. AS All old man shall quit
Chawin plug tobacker, read up on de Bible
an go to bed airly.
"WickedneSS duan' pay, figger 1t up as you
will We hey bad many instances nf il in lis
club, an We ar surrounded wild em at home
When Whalebone How ker stole II wheelbar-
rer belongin' 10 Pickles Smith he at fuSt r.-
joiced an was glad. He felt dat he was =!
ahead Of de game, and he pOkei hisself in de
ribs fur smart man. Howsumefer, he
hadn't had dat stolen vehickle IA his pr,>eShun
two hours When his game rooster died, de dog
catcher picked up his dog an a man wno
owed him II went into bankruptcy. He could
hSger dat he was e. out of pocket, an den
Pickles foun' out who stole his wh.elbsrrer
an cum ot+r an licked Whslelone widin All
inch ot his life besides.
Take de case of Bermuda Jones, who Lbs
mex doah to CONDENSED Cunningham Ber-
muda sot down wild piece of chalk an Zig
grred up dat wickeine>s .aid 2O6 per cent
an he went ober to de grocery, backed up
agin u cracker harII, an while be ingaiged de
grocer in a reliSus discussion wild one hand
he hllet his hind rocket wild crackers wild de
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