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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-02-02

Fort WORTH is q railroad center.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-02-02

A. W. GREGG is the happiest man in
Texas to-day, and one of the cleverest.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-02-02

FORT WORTH is an educational center
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-02-02

TERRELL sowed and Reagan reaped.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-02-02

THE people have triumphed.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-02-02

FORT WORTH is now hotel center.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-02-02

REAGAN can afford a Turkish bath now.
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Tho Chicago of the Southwest.
Tpmr.la TimaI -

Fort Worth seems bent on becoming as
grea. railroad center as Chicago. Moth
ing less than the p ophesled twenty rods
seems likely to quiet her aspirations.
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THE GAZETTE has the Largest
koHa-fide Circulation of any Daily
s|awspsper Published in Texas.
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"WEDNESDAY MORNING FEBRUARY ?.
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Vox PoPULI, voI Del.
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DEMOCRAT PUBLISHING COMPANY.

Uf5ce OF Publication Second st 6eticeen Houston
and Throck,norton Entered at the Fort Worth,
Teras, Postoffce as Second Class Mail Matter.
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Per Week. .@5 cents.
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constipsy Is origjzstes psmerous fatal
diseases Aerris, escsl9e will remove
all tfaces p HieAdsSs1s
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RArEs OF SUBSCRIPTION.

10 MAIL SUBSCRIBERS.
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Daily Weekly.
One Year SO % One Year. .....Sl %
sIy Months 3 80 six Months. / 90
Three Months 8 90 Three Months. SO
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The Finest Rasors ~ seSrid:
At Anderson,a ssn;sSor
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1887-01-12

Coffee to the value of $47,OO0,-
600 is brought into the United
States annually.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1887-01-12
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

Coffee to the value of 81, OO0,-
600 is brought into the United
States annually.
The are 1900 lawyers in Boston,
or one lawyer to every 300 souls,
men, women and children.
within the limits of the Roman
Empire under Augustus there were
at least 1OO,OOO,OOO Of human
lie ngs.
New York consumes 5000, 900
barrels of lager beer a year, which
is at the rate of five barrels for each
man, woman and child.
Some farmers in the Connecti-
cut River Valley r turning their
attention from tobacco culture to
the raising Of fine horses.
In 1913 a fearful plague, Gale |
"the Black DEATH" swept over all
Europe, killing more than one-halt
the inhabitants of England.
Mrs. Eben Brown, of Chester
field Factory, n. H., has in her
possession a woven coverlet that
has been in use over 200 years, and
is still in good condition.
When the President of the
United States proclaimed war
against Great Britain on July 49,,
1912, the navy of the United States
consisted of only twenty vessels,
exclusive Of %gunboats.
DR.. E. &. Janeway, Of New
York city, acting on the suggestion
of a country practitioner, has given
frozen milk to patients whose stom-
achs did not tolerate ice cream, and
speaks highly of it's use in fevers.
Since May 1, 1886, there has
been received in New York city
1%,3O1,216 packages of butter, against
1907 packages the previous
year. Since May l, 1886, the exports
of butter have been but S,7O7, PAT
pounds, as against 1O,689, O29 pounds
the previous year, show a large fall
ing off Of nearly 100000 pounds of
the exports of butter.
An English wig maker has
invented an electric hat, which he
claims is a perfect cure for nervous
headaches and neuralgia. The APP
paratus consists of a small battery
placed inside the lining of al ordi-
nary silk hat, with the fiat terminals
outside the lining, SO that when: the
nat Is put on a current of electricity
passes between the terminals and
diffuses itself all over the wearer's
head.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1887-01-12
2oetru.


Yes, the smile of woman leadeth
Where the bravest dare not follow;
And her frown will make you tremble,
Though you may be an Apollo;
Yet we love her rule despotic,
For her kingdom oft discloses,
That around the rod of iron
She has twined the sweetest roses.
Though she gives us cruel lessons
That our souls may shrink from doing;
Send us chasing feeting phantoms
Till u feet are tired pursuing;
Yet those lessons are rewarded
And each phantom soon discloses
That around the rod of iron
She has twined the sweetest roses.
Oft she bends us to her willing
Till for mercy we are suing;
Often wounds our hearts to anguish
Thorns along our pathway strewing,
But to give us back the scepter
And a love that oft discloses
That around the rod of iron
She has twined the sweetest roses.
He who treads the vale enchanted
Through the wales of doubt and sor-
row,
Should remember of the greeting
Meath the bowers of joy tomorrow.
She but weighs her love to prove it,
Then her raptured heart discloses
That around the rod of iron
She has twined the sweetest roses.
Rule us then, Q wondrous woman!
Tho our hearts be crushed and broken;
Mended harps give sweetest music
Storm and sunlight blend the token.
Tho her kingdom is despotic,
Still a heaven it discloses,
That around the rod of iron
She has twined the sweetest roses.
BY Sherman ID. Richardson.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1887-01-12
Aousehold.
SAUCE.

Arrow-root sauce for bread orpud-
dings is made of two teaspoonfuls of
arrow root, the juice Of one lemon, a
little grated nutmeg, half a pint of
water and sugar to taste. Wet the
arrow-root with the water, ST. it
until it is smooth, add the other in
gradients and let it come to a boil.
RICE BREAD.
Rice bread makes a variety for
the breakfast table. Take one pint
Of flour, the yolks Of four eggs, two
spoonfuls of melted butter, one pint
of milk, little salt and large spoon
full ofsugar. Beat all these ingredi-
ents till very smooth, and then add
the beaten whites of four eggs. B Ike
in shallow pans and serve hot.
FLAKY SODA BISCUIT.
Mix together a quart Of very dry
flour, a teaspoontul of baking soda,
two OF cream Of tartar and a salt
spoonful Of salt, pass through a seive
and then chop in two ounces of but
ter or lard, and mix quickly with
milk to make a very soft dough.
Flour the board we'll, roll out,
sprinkle with -four, double it over
and roll out again, cut into biscuits
half an inch thick. Bake in a very
hot oven about fifteen minutes.
LEMON PIE.
Two lemons, CRATE off the outer
peel, chop the rest very fine, put
two tablespoonful of corn starch in
n teacup Of hot water and boil;
when cool add two teacups Of white
sugar, the beaten yolks of four eggs
and then add the chopped peel and
juice; stir well and bake till the
crust is done-only one crust; beat
the whites of the four eggs to a stiff
troth; add five tablespoonfuls of
sugar, stirring in we'll; pour over
the pie while hot and setin the oven
to brown.
D~OUGHNUTs.
Three pints of -four, butter the
size OF an egg, n cup of sugar. one
egg, asmall bowlful of milk or water
and four teaspoontuls Of baking
powder; flavor with cinnamon or
nutmeg, The dough made in this
way will be thin, and you will need
to sprinkle -four enough over it and
on the kneading board to roll it out
nicely; do not handle it more than
necessary. Cut the cakes out with
a biscuit cutter, then take a knife
and insert it at the edge until the
point of the knife is at the centre,
then take the knife out and press a
raisin into the centre of the cake;
press and fatten the cake and cut it
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1887-01-12
POMONA HILL
N URSERIES!!
POMONA II. O.

THESE NURSERIES ARE LOCA-
i ted q miles west of Greensboro, at
the junction Of the Richmond & Danvllle
and Salem Branch Railroads. There you
can find
ONE AND A HALF MILLION OF
TREES AND VINES GROWING.
Parties wanting Trees, &C., are respect
fully invited to call and examine stock
and learn the extent of these Nurseries.
Stock consists of all the leading and new
varieties of Apple, Peach, Pear; (Stand-
ard and Dwarf, Plums. Apricots, Grapes,
Cherries, Mulberries, Nectarines, Figs,
Ounces, Gooseberries, Raspberries, Cur
rants, Pecans, English Walnuts, japanese
Persimmon, Strawberries, Shrubs, Roses,
Evergreens, Shade Trees, &c.-and IN
fact everything of the hardy class usually
kept in a first-class Nursery,
SUITABLE FOR NORTH CAROLINA
and the Southern Border States.
New Fruits Of special note are the
Yellow Transparent Apple, Lady lng0ld
Peach, the Lawson, Keitfer, Lucy DUKE
and Beaufort Pears, Lutte, Niagara anu
the Georgia Grape, Wofford's Winter
B~ Descriptive Catalogues free.
Correspondence solicited. Special IN
ducements to large planters.
Address. j. VAN. LINDLEl,,
Pomona, Guilford Co., NJ
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lt1C UdUlC III ~" OUS"A WV
them. The bowl used to measure
the milk or water in holds a little
more than a coffee cup does.
GINGER CAKE.
Dissolve one-fourth pound of but
ter and mix with it over the fire
one pint of molasses; pour over this
four we'll beaten eggs; then stir in
one pound of flour, o%ne-fourth pound
of moist sugar, one ounce of ginger,
one teaspoonful of caraway seeds,
one teaspoonful of baking powder
Take care that all the ingredients
are we'll mixed before adding the
liquid. Pour the cake into a York
shire pudding pan and bake in a
moderate. oven for three quarters Of
an hour.
CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
Chocolate sauce to be eaten with
cottage pudding, or with cornstarch
blanc mango, is made Of half a pint
of cream and half a pint Of milk.
Crate two tablespoonfuIs Of choco-
late into this. Let it come to the
boiling point, then add the we'll
beaten yolks oftwo eggs, or if gen
erously disposed, Of three. When
the sauce is Of the right consis-
tency, take it from the fire and add
to it the whites of two eggs which
you have beaten to a stiff froth,
with a tablespoonful of powdered
sugar. Flavor with vanilla.
BAKED SOUP.
The idea of baking soup when the
top Of the range is occupied with
other cooking utensils originated
with an English woman; n pound
of meat is called for in her receipt,
two onions, two carrots, one ounce
Of rice, one pint of peas, either dried
or canned, pepper and salt and any
other favOrs to suit the taste, four
quarts of water. Cut the meat and
vegetables into rather thin slices,
put all the ingredients into a jar and
cover closely, put in a moderate
oven and let it remain there for at
least four hours.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1887-01-12

No. l. For A CLUE OF Is.
One Leader Corn Shelter. Capacity Is to 40
bushels per hour, worth $1,000.
No. 2. FOR A CLUB OF Is.
One Smith Feed Cutter, worth $3.50.
No. 3. For A Gu o F 9.
One plantation Bell, with fixtures complete
for hanging, weight IS pounds, 1915.
No. 4. For A CLUB OFF, 8.
One Farmers Friend Plow with wrench,
extra point and mould board, worth 1875. .
No. 5. For A CLUB OF so.
One DOuble-barrel Breech Loading Shot Gun.
30 inch barrels, No. IL gauge worth $1,000.
No. 6. 0 A CLUB OF 26.
One China Set of Sc pieces, worth $lO.5O.
One Disston's Cross Cut Saw, six feet long,
worth $3.50.
The above goods we get from S. f.. Allen,
Winston, N. C)
No. 8. For A CLUB OF ..
One Dexter Corn Shelter, without fan. Capac-
ity 25 to 40 bushels per hour, worth $1,000.
No. 8. For A Club Of 80.
The Dexter Shelter, with fan, worth $1,000.
No. IL. For A CLUB OFFS
One Boy Dixie Plow, wrench, extra point
and mould board, worth 1925.
No. IL. For A CLUB OF 80.
One DOuble-barrel Shot Gun, Muzzle loader,
HI men,, steel barrels, worth Sl3.OO.
No. II. For A CLUB G..
Four splendid Steel Hoes, worth $500.
No. Ii. For A CLUB OF IA.
$500. "o'''
No. II. For A CLUR F 8.
One day Clock, with weights, worth 1915.
No. Is. For A CLUB F g..
One day Clock, walnut frame, worth $3.50.
No. Is. For A CLUB OF 4.
One day Nickel Clock, worth $l.5O.
No. II. For A CLUB OF 7.
One day Nickel Clock, with alarm attach
ment, worth $3.50.
No. Is. For A CLUB OF Is.
One good Silver Watch, genuine American
lever. worth $1,000.
CThese goods we get from W.. T. Vogler. Win
ston, N. c., and are g~uaranteedl
No. 10. For A CLUB OF 80.
one NO: "Selmo" Cook Stove, with l3
No. q. For A CLUB OF q.
SlXty-siX feet OF 10 inch Tobacco Flues with
six elbows and two caps, an outfit for a barn Is
feet square, worth $1,000.
No. q. For A CLUB OF I.
One Tin Chamber Set, 3 pieces and ,oo.,1
painted, worth $3.50. s
CThese goods we get from Cherish. Sansona.
Co., Salem, n. CT
Send names. with post Office and conn
Now go to work and see who can send
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out again with the biscuit cutter.
This operation prevents the raisin
from bursting out when the cake
rises. Fry in perfectly clear hot
lard. When the cakes r ready for
the table sift powdered sugar over
them. The bowl used to measure
the milk or water in holds a little
more than a coffee cup does.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1887-01-12
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, No. p. For a CLUB oF9.
One Patch Hand Corn Shelter, to be attached
a life time, worth $500.
No. q. For a CLUB OF II.
One Kitchen Safe, 3 shelves. one drawer-all
poplar and very neat, worth 500.
No. "a. For A CLUB OF IL.
One Dining Table, 3X4 feet, with drawer-all
poplar and very neat, worth $50.
No. 25. For A CLUB OF IS.
One Dressing Case, 3 drawers, quarter mar
very neat, worth $l4.OO.
These goods we get from A. c. vogler,
Salem, N. c.
One daisy" FEED Ssd Cutter, 6 inch blades.
worth $500.
No. q. For a Clue of IS.
sl4.N. """n
$50 5ne . 'oo'e' q''''ea seat oll stock worth
No. %. For q Club of d.
One Single Buggy or Single Wagon Harness.
with bride, reins and collar, worth $1,000.
No. 80. For a C7ub of37.
collars and reins, hand made, worth $50 y
No. 81. For club of9.
One Clipper Pillow Zone horse) extra point and
mould board, worth $3.50.
No. 81. For q Club of3.
One Pair neat AndirOns, worth 81. 90.
No. 80. For q Club of Is.
One Hand Saw, one Chisel 81 inch, one Chisel
l inch, one Anger 81 inch, one DRAWING Z nifo
one Hammer one Square and one Hatcher,
all first class, worth $500.
For a Club offs. One good Brace. Adjustable
socket, with 4 bits, worth lao.
(These goods we get. from Brown. Rooors e.
Co., Winston, n. c.
No. 81. For q Club of g..
One Sack Q67 pounds) Listers Ammoni.+od
phosphate for Tobacco, worth $3.33.
No. IS. For a Club of 10.
One Sack GOO pounds of either British M;x-
ture, G. Ober & Sons Special ComnOund o.
Brand Tobacco Guano, Or Game GuanGNOsn
for Tobacco, worth 800. al
These goods We get from w. 7. Carter &, 20
winston, n. c. o"''
No. 36. For q CLUB of SO.
One Tate's Victor Grain and Seed Senar.+o.
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self bagging arrangement. viii give p fnIe
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PROGRESSIVE FARMER.
Winston, N. C.
us the most names in tho cbo.
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Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-07-24
IN TIE SUPERIOR COURT

InF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, IN
~ and for the county of Los Angeles
James A. Harrison and Hannah e. Harri-
son, plaintiffs. VS.. Laura Mattocks md John
Doe Mattock ks. defendants.
the State Of California, 10 and for. the coun-
| ty OF Los Angeles, and the Com plant fled
In said county Of Los Angeles In the ofilce
OF the Clerk Of said Superior Court.
The People OF the State Of California send
Mattocks. defendants. You are hereby re.
quired to appear In an action brought
against you by the above named PLAINTIFF,
In the Superior Court of the state OF Cali.
fornia, IN and for the oonnty of Lo. Ange-
in, within ten days exclusive OF the day OF
service) after the service on you OF this
summons, If served within this county; or,
II served elsewhere, within thirty days, or
judgment by default will be taken against
you. according to the prayer of said Oom.
The said action is brought to obtain the
ludg gment OF this Court against the said de-
fenoants In the sum of $4,000 as damages,
alleged to have been sustained through the
criminai negligence, default and careless
OF suit. Reference is had to Complaint for
And you are hereby notified that II you
fall to appear and answer the said Com
plant as above required, the said .plaintiffs
will apply to the Court for the relief de.
maDded In the Complaint.
IL. 8 Given under my hand and the
seal OF the Superior Court OF the. State OF
California, n and for the county 9f Los An:
our Lord oBe thousand eight hundrad ana
eighty-seven. CHAs. H. DUNsM0oR.
FL. rAsrlse. Deputy. ,siS 'soi 81
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-07-24
Marriage i'm Greenland.

In Greenland the minister of the
gospel invariably acts as a matrimonial
agent. A young man comes to the
missionary house and tells him that he
wants to marry a certain girl, but that
she will not have him. The minis
ter sends for the girl. "Well, my
daughter" he observes, sit is
time that you should think
of marriage. 81 never mean to
marry" is her invariable and conven-
tional answer THAT is pity" says
the minister, because l have a good
husband for thee" "Who is he 2"
she asks. The missionary then tells
her his name-although she knows it
as well as he does-and launches out
into her lovers praise. He is strong,
good-Iooking. kindly; he caught two
fine whales when his companions took
none, or whatever can be said to his
repute. After the catalogue OF his
merits has been recited the girl re-
plies. ''But l think him a
goot for nothing" 'Ah, well, !"
saws the missionary, "thou art not
wise. There is no lad can fling the
harpoon as, he can. | shall soon find
him a WIFE,. He then wishes the
girl a good day, affecting to believe
that the interview is over. But she is
sure to linger, and after a blush and a
sigh she whispers, $50 it is particu-
larly your wish, Herr Pastor? | do
not quite like him., with a deep sigh,
''but if you" The marriage,
curiously enough, usually takes place
upon the very day on which the bride
has emphatically protested that she
will never have the bridegroom :
IBoston journal.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1887-07-24
DAILY HERALD.
All sorts.

-
ssYou ask me to bring you a littl'
pin money" said a young husband t
his wife. eyes, dear" said the lady
expectantly, "Well, to save you the
fatigue of going out in this hot
weather have brought you some pins
instead, ,"-[New York Sun.
Dime museum visitor-"You dom
seem to have many curiosities in you
museum this summer" Proprietor
"No, we haven't that's fact. YOU
see. several Of our first-class wonders
were invited to the jubilee by Queer
Victoria and they haven't returned
yet. New Haven News.
Changed his mind-'I hope, my
dear" said newly made Benedict
elf should happen to be out nights
occasionally you won't be lonely
ssOh, no, dear" she replied, sweetly
eff you should find it necessary to be
out I'll send for ma to keep me COM
pany." He's home early night.
-[New York Sun.
She Had a Lovely Time: Mrs
Wink" Well, dear, just back from
abroad-two years of it you know.
What kind OF season did you have ?''
Mrs. Blink-"Oh, just lovely. Made
hit in amateur theatricals, did not
miss ball worth going to, buried my
husband and am studying for the pro-
fessional stage. Flown Topics.
Young wife-"Oh, Mr.. Jones, I'm
so sorry Tom brought you home tc
dinner to-day. If he had told me
YOU were coming I'd have had some
thing nice, and / haven't thing in
the house to eat" Mr.. Jones-"Now
please don't say word about it, my
dear madam. You needn't worry
yourself particle. take the mos
Of my meals at home myself. u Pitts
burg Dispatch.
A thoughtful Papa: Count Fortune
hunter-"Now that we are married
never more to part, l want to ask you
if it was not great struggle for you tc
give up your luxurious home and be.
come wife of a-comparatively poor
man, you know" Bride-"Oh,
went through that struggle long be.
fore / met you. Pa advised me tc
marry" "What?" "The place is
mortgaged for twice its value, and pa
had to borrow money to hold it until
after the wedding. Pa always was SC
thoughtful "-[Omaha World.
Why a good man failed: First
Omaha man-"What's the matter
not out of business again are you"
Second Omaha man-"Yes, my las
venture busted the first week.
"That g queer. thought you started
a little factory to darn stockings fo
young men, old bachelors and other
with no women folks to lool
after them. That ought to pay
.Payl l got more orders than
could fill hired a whole lot of nic'
girls who knew how to darn stockings
and they did their work beautifully
but then the enterprise busted.
"Why, what happened?" "Girls al
left" "DissatisfiedY' 'sNo, tn,
whole crowd of customers hunted ZEN
up Sunday and married them.
Omaha World.