New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

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idea.
awe WI exchange The Banner" nys IL zdttoo
Of sThs Carthage (TexJ Banner.S sfor two pounds
of now goose feathers to the frst forty persons bring
Ing thcmr This win give tina opposation editor {
chance to cay that no ono but goose would tahs
@The Banner"
The Coming Baseball Mariet-Omaha Broker IN
baseball supplies, A. D.. 1oo0,-whafs Smith quoted
Confidential cleEk-smith was sold 70 the Chicago,
yesterday At s1oS IL. Tho Desrolt' only bid
SThss looks bad I'm long on Smith. How's
"Jones brought 81 10 s-4 in tho open market bus
was snapped up at 81 II between boards BY tho Bos
That's something Like. am almost afraid to a.
about Binks, though"
At tSo Old Pnns S0 0r0A' ah' 'n' os0' gov MIN
sThst strengthens chicago three points and sevsa.
Something must 30 DONE Who Is Blnks's physicAnr
"Ie , I me- see. Ali I remember Dr. smartes
presorbes auinne for everything. II Won't do to If
Binh AXE think snt be- hos veil enough 70 pay"
"Ili rush up blind pool and corner tho quinins
1t is observed that among tho Immigrants arriving
at Castle Garden there largo proportion from Fin
land This comparatively eemcntand its repre-
6eQtauVeS
physical manhood to be met with. These TALL robust
and intelligent men strike for tho Northwest and
far preferable to tho hosts coming from "sunny
Italy"
A Terrible Revenge.-Gray-Smith insulted me 80
terribly TODAY that feel mad enough to kill him.
%sIs matte. Of ten dollar 81.
low that no s. called mo swindler and seoundteL
and great many other names. 81
Greenland you feel mad enough to kin hint
!; Green.The DO it. Pay him his ten dollars ana
the surprise viii kill him.-(Boston Courier.
1t is safer to speak Of tho past or present than
10 generalze in such manner a. to include the un-
certain future "Don't never prophecy unless you
know" is eound advice. On April % "The st. Paul
and Minneapolis Pioneer Press" exultingIy excIamod
"They have had . sharp second winter In the East
In Minnesota when the winter b over It 10 really
over and no pretencc about IT," Within thirty-si1
hours after the publication Of the item st. Paul was
covered with eight inches Of snow. and blizzard
howled for twcnty-four hours. pretty fair second
winter
Just because horse in New-Jorsey SHE'D at an "a
vcrtising sign and ran away smashing tho wagon ana
nearly killing the driver "The Boston Post" argues
that advertising docs not always pay Why mott
What proof have you that the advertising sign suf
fered any injuryi "The Post" should beware Of tho
sin Of hasty generalizlng.
"Thero Is young man in the parlor wishes to see
"Did he bring anything with him-any box OF
.sonly q cane, Miss" .. =. .
"Dd his coassn rattle when Il, ne no %ss@
"Nothlng q the sort. Miss"
1% I've to ss ssa @
Ing back into horizontal position and reading Truth
stranger Than Fiction; or. Tho Liar Cnmasked-"-
OF the six million women in BrazL only half
million can read or write. And in tic remote dis
tricts II man has occasion to leave home. be locks
up his house and puts his wife In convent until
he returns.
scenery Enough. Omaha Dame-Oh how coula
youi The idea OF settling In such place. o. BOOM
Philadelphia Dame-weu. We decided to come West
%ents. you now. it really was rather a pleasant
change at first every thing was SO novel. . b.
love there Ia a troe in tho whole place
"Oh. We brought our genealogical Tree along WIN
us."NOmaha World.
A bill "to prevent Crown lands from becoming
private property. and to provide that the state shau
retain control Of all land" to be presented TO the
New Zealand Legislature by the Premier Sir Robert
Stout This bill would seem to DO almost In mo
with the iand theory Of Henry George.
There is a little raroai running between HIS
boro and Chapel Hill. NJ c.. distance of ten miles
IL has president, three vice-presidents, secretary
An auditor general traffic manager. general freight
AGENT a general ticket AGENT q purchasing agent
superntendent Of motive power and an assistant gen.
eral nanager-thirteen officers In ALL IL Ii SAID that
when the telegraph down the officers string
themselves along road and all messages PASSED
along by word Of mouth
On the Lansing train the other day an old man
showed up window the locomotive whlstied for
crossns and stutK hall his body out TO see what tho
row was about. Tue brakeman happened To PASS
through the car and seeing the situation, he SAID:
Better take your head In. SIR"
"WhyP -
"Because you might strike q post or switch"
ayes. that's So" muttepd the man he pulled
himself In and down. land tho RAILROAD woud hog
on to for damages. It's better 70 DO on the SAFE
side" Detroit Free Press.