The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1887-04-24

SUNDAY, - -
SIXTEEN PA GEES.
EVENTS AND COMMENTS.
TIE World calls sullivan-our hVl!e
sul,v-'the Boston Thugwump.
7onv RUSSELL You've is writing "Ihe
Civil Life of Grant" Poor man MS oh'
civil life was written when he ran foF
President. -
WV anti-fat has been discovered.
One of the Doodle aldermen in New I ork
weighed 800 pounds, but his indictment
reduced him to Ito.
TEE MrrHop1srs gained 100000 mem
hers in 1886, and has now over Z'Voo'ooo
in the United States. 1t is very power
ful church organization.
II IS said PATHS profits on her fare
ueII tonr were 1925, GOO. This ought not
to discourage her from trying 1t agaln.
She NAV fare better next time
L.rn SELLS in Kansas City for $1,000
q front foot, and many rich man leels
pc.r while he sings "No foot OF lano 90
7 nossess." Lots sell there ike they
were something TO eat.
Asro this retaliation on Canada, we
INV of the Dominion every year 81 ,Wo,
GOO worth of fish. When we retalla'e
we buy no more fish. Would II not DC
better to sell US little baltf
sr PAUL GIobe:-"Perhaps If Presi-
dent Cleveland would engage IN Inc
interesting rastime of knocking out 8
few of his captious critics it would Dc
inst the kind of exercise he needs"
A NEW revolver has been invented =,
with a concealed hammer. What Is
reaIyv needed is a revolver which Is so
thoroughly concealed the otner ieiio"
can't find it when he wants to use IL.
ARour EALr the amount needed to
complete the Hendricks monuments mas
been collected, and contributions come
in at the rate that will put the whole
sum in hand by the time the plans are
ready.
THE PROSPECT of the desirable annexa'
ton of Southern Idaho, has already
started in Nevada the question O.
removal Of the State capital. Gentlemen
annex first, and capitalize the results
afterward.
SAYS THE Kansas City Times: Inc
xEvsTuOE4~ .-~Th6os. H~-tJr 0S'-l- '@s''f1 b
not advisable. But when the time come
to strike let it be right between the eyes
Or, better still, right behind and littl
under the ear.
AFTER ALL there is nothing excep
pock-marks as indelible as the editoria
grudge. The Philadelphia Netrs says
we learn with regret of the marrow
escape from falling building, OF th'
editor of the Erie Herald.
RHODE ISLAND has disappointed tn
Republicans, who have always consid
cred the little commonwealth their own
Rhody is little, but she is strong In
fight, as was shown when the Demo
cracy turned itself loose the other day
THE FEMALE assistants Of .Chicag
high schools have petitioned for equal
itv in the matter of salary with NAL
assistants. It is said they will hay
support in the board, and lively tim
is anticipated. The men get from 81, &c
to s2,4OO, while cast iron rule prevent
a woman from rising above 81 200, n
matter what her attainments or qualit
cations. Men make the laws.
WHEN HERR Mosr, the leader of th
mo God, No Soap" Anarchists, ws
released from prison last week he held
meeting and made speech. His hal
angue aroused no frenzy until, /
describing his imprisonment, he e.
claimed: "Dey drofe me to work, whe
the crowd howled. But when he added
"Dev efen drofe me to der wash blaze
there was an outbreak OF rage thu
would have appalled, weak country.
BISMARCK HAS forbidden the teachir
of French in the public schools
AIsace-Lorraine, and is arranging Il
the suppression of all newspape,
printed in any language except German
It is not yet proposed to make tt
speaking of French criminal offens
but ministers have been warned not
preach in that language. The Ire
Chancellor has evidently read the Iris
coercion bill and intends for once
follow, instead oflead, Lord Salisbur