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Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

FREE!- Ito MERCHANTS ONLY: A triple
plated Silver Set (6 knives, s forks, 6 tea
spoons, sugar spoon, butter knife), in
satin-lined case. Address at once, R. w.
TANsIIL & Co., IS State Street, Chicago.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

Employ Well, sir; what do you
supposep
Clerk suppose that-er-at times you
must feel the responsibility
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

The three RS brought Regret, Reproach
and Remorse to q great political party in
1884. The three P's. when signifying DR..
Pierce's Purgative Pellets, bring Peace to
the mind, Preservation and Perfection of
health to the body.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
The Five Sisters.

The diamond belt the line around the
bases. Harper's Bazaar.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
Bartlloldl's Great Work.

It is the silent watches Of the night that
render alarm clocks necessary.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

Jokes are like nuts-the dryer they are the
better they crack.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
Offer No. ia.

Does q boys funny bone'' enable him t.
lauge in his sleevei
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

ton. - :,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

"a young Mexican girl is soon to
appear IN the arena as = bull-fghter.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

They Did That Successfully.
well, how about the conquests at
the beach this summerp'' asked fond
father Of his daughters upon their re-
turn from the seashore. 81 suppose
you broke many a heartp''
20, no, father" replied Miss Sophro-
MIA; "our mission was not to break
hearts. We are New Y orkers. y
EFT didn't mean hearts; meant
pockets, /" said the old man, correcting
himself.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
A SelfMfado Man

Clcrk So you are a self-made manp
Employer Yes, sir; whatever am
today I owe entirely to myself.
Clerk Well-er-um! / suppose that
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
Whom Baby was sick, We gays ber castoaa,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
Whom she became Miss, she chung to Castoris,
Whsn she had Children, she gars them Ca.teri,

Food for reflections the good dinner tina
you missed.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
Puryiv the Blood.

We do not claim that Hoods Sarsaparilla Ii the
only medicine deserving public confidence. but
believe that to purity the blood to restore and
renovate the whole system, it is absolutely
unequalled. The influence Of tho blood upon
the health cannot be over-estimated. If it be.
( comes contaminated, the train of consequences
BY which the health is undermined is immeasur.
able. Loss of Appetite. Low Spirits. Headache,
Dyspepsia, Debility. Nervousness and other
little az ailments" are the premonitions Of
more serious and often fatal results. Try
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for S.. Made
only BY CT. HOOD & CO., Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

Arsenic-eati produces, clear.
white tombstOnes. Hart ford Post
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
UKT0LD AGoHY
| FROM GATAnRn.

that every day, towal
! could barely speak
ing and clearing Of n
use of DIR. Sage,s Cat
man, and the cure hs
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

Pellets operate without disturbance the system,
ettcaily sealed Always fresh and reliable As q
little Pellets give the most perfect satisfaction
WILLIAM RAMICu, ESQ, lfiade,, Kearney Cou,sty
btS Ms5Taska writes: II was troubled with bois for
CURED then that ps eoud not Walk bottles
+ha+ m one one Pellet e, after each tin an
been troubled with headache When coming on
take one or two Peets and relieved of the headache
The BEST Y f es;
49, without question the best cathartic ever
GAldAkC Fl ye used shs
| the house all the time" " ~ NSf -A -
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

a man always feels put out when he is
taken in. q. q
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
SICK HEADACHE

Bilious Headache, Dizziness, Con.
stIPati0n, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, and all arrangements of the
stomach and bowels, are promptly relieved
Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets. In ex-
PLANTATION Of the remedial power Of these
Pellets over SO great variety of diseases,
e said that their action upon the system is
i'd or tissue escaping their sanative influence.
n IS cents q vial. Manufactured at the Chem.
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATIONS,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

Prof W. HAusNER, the famous mesmAr.
years ago I SUFFERED untold agony from ON
chronic nasal catarrh. Ny family physi-
clan gave me up as incurable, and said I
must die. My case was such bad one,
ards sunset. my voice would become 90 hoarse
above whisper. In the morning my cough
my throat would almost strangle me. By the
,tarrh Remedy, in three months, I was q wen
las been permanent"
THOMAS ]. RUSHING, ESQ.,, 500 Pine Street.
ferer from catarrh for three years. At
times could hardly breathe, and was con-
stantly hawking and splitting. and for the
the nostrils. thought nothing could Re
done for me. Luckily, was advised to TN
Remedy. and am now well man. %.
only sure remedy for catarrh now manufnO.
only to give it fair trial to experiencA
md a permanent cure
ELI RoBBINs. R,tnpnn p. G.. C0lss,nbin ca.
Pa. says: " Ny daughter had catarrh when
she was i've years old, very badly. eaW
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy advertised. and
procured bottle for her, and soon saw
= that it helped her; third bottle erected
She - now eighteen years old ard SOUND
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

DR.. Sage's Catarrh r.
lieve it to be the or
tured, and one has
astounding results an
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22
WINTER ~: ~
80 80 * ~ AAeSt Blocks of Hats

all kinds Of Fur Caps, Fur Coats, Fur Lined
Coats, Fur Robes, Fur Gloves and Mitts,
Blankets, Afghans, etc, etc. Our entire new
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N the west is now ready at the Big Boston,
minneapolis, Send in your orders and be
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-10-22

it may truthfully be said thai
universal, not q gland or tissue
Sold by druggists, for IS cents 8
zeal Laboratory of WORLDS d.
Buffalo. N. Y.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-08

bemofratii6e 3situng aus. Sllr
uns bier in Seras finb berartige yors
a1nae cine ernfte Mabnuns, 4les 81
fbun, mas in unieren Grdftcn liegt, 10
LANCE es nod 3eit lit, nm su b%erbinberII,
baB aud in unferem Staate oerartlge
baarfrdnbenbe 3uitdnbe berri9ert
f6nnien. Sept 1T es nod 3eit. 6as Wer'
Idumte nad,ubolen, aber es 1T bic oil
lerb6dite 3eit, unb ipenll nidt balo
energiide SeeeEmaBregeln getrOfen
peroen, bann 1T Sercs in einisen Wtos
naten elm Yrobibitipnsffaat nit oil ben
ySesnunsen" BPM 8erlOsenbeit uno
SeudeIei, bic Der Semperen3.unfug i'm
&efoIse gu baben pfest.
Driiben in Seuti6lanb 1T mittlers
peiIe bas enbgiiltige GrgebniB Der
Rei9stagsuablen befannt getuorben.
Der Sies Der &esieruug 1T bierna9 bel
peitem grbBer, als Infangs 81 ertpars
ten mari Cine @esenii5eritelung bes
porigen &ei9stages uno 5es ieBigen
birfie bies ON flarifen uno iiberf9ts
li1ften beranf6auliden:
BOriser Sstiser
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-08
mer lit Sram @inslptu 2

Da bieie 6rase oft seftellt pirb, noDea
mir einfa@ iasen, baB fe cine Dame 1T
bic es fid felt 80 Sabren 5ur Gufsabe nio4'
te, 6rauenfranfheiten, bauptid4li4 ober
ainbertranfbeiten su ffubiren. Sic bat
bic 3onfitution unb bic 8ebiirfnihe bieier
sablreiden SlaIen Defenders Seprift unb
ale SteiuItat prattiider 3enntnihs unb
@rfabrung, melde fe i'm 2aufe zines Wens
fdenalters ale Srantenpfeserin uno Gr3t
aeIamuelt, bat fe ben SOOTHING Snrup
ale beicnberes Wittsl fir 3ahnenbe Sinber
auiammenseIeet. Dieie Webi,in bat cine
n,asil&e Birtnns = fe sibt &ube unb
@eiunbbeit unb erbilt Cfenen 9eib. in
Scfse bieisr Msbijin III 6rau Winslom
weltberiibmt seporben ale Bchlthdterin
Der 3inber. limb bic Sinber uerben srcB
unb banfen ibr bafar. aud in bieier Stabt
bat fe bic 3inber 3u Danf perpfiiatet.
@rrke Quontitdten bes Sopthins Snrup
werben bier tdslid Ssrtauftunb perbrau4t.
Bir slauben, Mrs. @inslcm bat f4
bura bieien Grtifel unfterbli& semo4t
unb mir Hnb iiberjeuSt, baB burh oeniels
Ben Tauienbe bon Rinberu serettet murben
unp bab MiaiOnen benielben nod NIT
@rfcls aebrauden pereen. Seine Wntter
bat ibre PHi4t setban, tperi fe niHt
Wrs. Dinslom's SOOTHING Snrup aus
rpaubte. Beriuat es glle- Gables Tiftor
Stem Ocrt. - gu rerfuufen bei allen
Druaaifen. - % Gents bic 6lai4e.
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gSm. SHHtua a. Gphu.

llniere 9auptnabrung III unb bleibt
bas Gleif6, uub um iol6es frif6 un6
gut gu erlangen, fam man unm6gli6
einen alberldiiigeren Marft finbeu, als
ben bon Wm. S6fing & Sobn, Go.
511 gpe. 6. Oie Serren baben benz
@ei9mad ibrer Gunben &e6nult9 ses
tragen unb in ibrem @tablifement cine
faIte 2uftmai6ine erri9tet, wel9e allen
Mnforberungen fir @rbaltung unb Gnt=
fernuns iddblider Snsrebiensen bes
Sleif6es entipri9t. sic baben beItdn'
big in ibren 8isbb6feu einen groben
8orratb bon Waitbieb, aus pel1em
nur bas 8eife fir lire 6unben gepdbli
uiro. Wer reel bebient iein mill, Der
beIu9e ben Marft, go. 81
Nbenue 6. 1,10t1i
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6. s. WaHer,

2O5 Wef : 6 o m e,
bdlt elm groBes uub iebr geudbltes 2as
ger bon Sapeten, &ouleauL
EiIberrabmen unb 3eiter,
unb fernsr nsben 3ei6uensM aterialien
aIer Art. Garben unb Infreis
1 err : M ateriaIien, beforoers
8 hammers fertig gemif9te
Garber, bic bsiten unb biligften i'm
Martte, bic unter boiler @arantie per'
tauft uerben. s III +. unb Spies
aeigIas unb anbere in biefes Sad
fdlagenbe Mrtitel; morin Serr Wfiiller
bas grbbte Eager i'm Weften bes Staa'
tes bat. Muftrdse aus benz 2anbe tpers
ben prompt ausgefibrt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-08

- Dos srbBie 9agsr BON 8euebr.
unb Reuolper- patroneH uno 0tllien bel
ptper & equities.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-08

- 2aBt gud ni6t tduiden bur9
niebere preife fir Mrbeit. tuel6e better
aIs irsenb cine in S.eras geliefert tpirb,
ionbert nerfist gud na4 Gallo
10 g pbotograpbii6em Ntelier, mo-
gu9 CUTE unb 5ufrieoenfteleube arbeit
su rur reellem Yreiie garantiri wirb.
Alb, gat Soufton StraBe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-08

preoiser, Nopocaten, Rebner,
5dnger unb S6auipieler &c. erfennen
bic por,hsIi6en gisenf9aften ponIper's
Gberrp Pectoral on. Giner unies
rer promineutefien Wduuer fagt: IS
III bas 5sife Mittel. bas es geben fam
fir ole Mfectionen Der Stimmor8ane,
Gals. unb 2ungentbeilen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1887-03-08
Srrc8eleitct.

Gernannia, RaRau gounip, Gla.
90. Mdrs 1880. = Sabe Or. 9 m.
2eber Regulator ges
brau9t, unb sefunbeu, Dab er leiitet
mas ibm nadgeriibmt uiro. Die lebte
Senbung balf mir nidt; iie ipar ni6t
BON s. 8. 3eilen & Co.. ni9t bas
edie Mittel. Senben sic mir elm pad'
den nit benz rOtben 3 unb 3eilen &
Sos. unteridrift auf benz umi6lage.
Die nadaemafte 2lrsnei fam ginem
org i6aben.-9eni. 8. &i9.A
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-08-15

he sailed away-he doesn't walk, but ne
floats through the air-aud went south.
There he preached the glorie5 Of Chicago
snd the breeZ9s of the lske. He went
from house TO house, like q wandering
minstrel, until the girls and their mammas
and auUts Cluo0ed together, aud, forming
galaxy, followed him hjther. and here
they are subject to MS directions. IL
shall unite the two sections" he says in
one of his philosophical moods. 81 will
hsve q nstiOual Weddiug.'
Six months from now ne VIII disappear
from view and then come again with
something unheard Of MsYbe he IS
ephemeral: maybe he is dreamer.
Neither great nor mediocre, neither wise
nor foolish; not riCh-not even well to
do. sort of rainbow il fragments,
with g thread of lightning running
through and through, and bunch
of trecrsckers spu;rerInG and going
of End making the atmosphere sui
phurous. Wlen he comes 10 die he will
doubtless say with MIra5esu; -" dear
fellow, l she, die to-day. W -, q man
has reached this pCilt ;aere remains only
one thing to do, VIZ to nave himself per
fumed, crowned with lowers and sur
rounded with music, 50 that he may enter
with pleasure upon tae sleep Waicl Knows
no waking"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-08-15
FIRST USE OF GOLD.
How the GIittertng Metal Attracted Primi-
tvs Man,

The most interesting question about
gold Is, how did .t come 10 be the root of
sill evil: What mas made this particular
yellow metal Shove sIi stones aud miner
ais, the standard OF value, the medium of
exchange, and the object Of al mems ar
dent DEVOTION In order to solve that
curious problem, We must look 81 the
origin of its use among mankind, and the
gradual evolution Of its employment a.
money. Primitive man, hunting about
in the rivers for fish, and in the
forests for yenisOn, had other
wants, philosophers tell US, than
those Of mere vulgar food and drink: the
noble thirst for trir Nets, the sshetic de
sire for personal decoration, which now
gives rise to fashion plates and diapers
shops and jewelers. windows, was already
vaguely alive within his swelling bosom.
He adorned himself even then with neck
lets OfIbesrs' teeth and shining fossils Rnd
girdles of shell snd belts Of wsmpum, al
which things are found, in company with
the white chalk and the red OChre that
made primitive woman beautiful forever,
among the concerted floors of the Dor
dogne caverns. Primitive woman was
not fair to outer view, IS other msidens
be- on the contrary she was no doubt
distinctly dark, no. to say dusky.
somewhere about the precise complexion
of the modern negres5, ner nearest sur
viving representative but already she
knew how to keep in the fashion; she
loved gold, as Wa,pole long afterward
remarked Of her remote descendants, and,
when she could get item, diamonds also.
Ages before any other metals were
smelttd or Manufactured into useful i'm
pIemeuts gold and silver hSd attracted
the attention Of our savage ancestors. and
probably still more OF cur savsges an
cestresses. There vas every reSsOn why
this should be so. They are generally
found in the native state, they have
glitter and Jci!.iaUcy anu beauty
of color; they are soft and workable and
easily pierced; they can be readily strung
in ingots as beads FOR necklets, and, at
somewhat higher grade Of culture, they
can be hammered with ease INTO rude
ornaments. Hence it is not surprising
that from a very early age primitive man
should have priced nuggets Of gold and
ingots Of silver for personal trinkets,
lust as he priced the shells snd PEOPLES,
the garnets and Carnelians, the Jade and
crystal, the ivory and feathers, from
which ne manufactured MS rude adorn-
mentS
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-08-15

her mother made their appearance
before s O'Clock, and after eating devoted
themselves for two hours going over their
mail and papers. At 10 O'Clock the sun
was getting high, when pretty little
phseton, kindly lent by Captain Pcleg
BlaDkenship, an old resident, drove up by
the door and the two ladies, each carry
ing in her hands dainty done-up pack
age, got in and drove Of osteDsibly for
morning ride. Here's where the pickets
OF the Marionites made an error. They
had been roOstiGg On the beach for three
Gays waiting TO see the fair frankie dis
port herself in the waves and settle the
long dispute about the bathing costume.
As she was only going to ride, why she
didn't need watching. Thus the ladies
got away followed by only q couple Of
sharp-eyed correspondents.
They drove over 10 the residence Of
George DelsnO, upon whose land is lit
tie strip Of sandy beach upon which is 8
cute lite bathing house. This was loaned
them by Mr.. Deian0 and ct once taken
possession Of. A few minutes later q
vision Of white armS, waving hair snd
blue bathing suit rushed pell-mell down
the beach into the water with cry of
pleasure. 1t was Mrs. Cleveland herself,
aud trotting on behind came mater. The
bay IS SO landlocked that there is no surf
aud the water WAS thoroughly warmed by
the sun.
Like child the first lady OF the land
disported herself. She made charming
sight with her statuesque form snd d1ely
nodded arms and neck, while over her
face hung little tendrils of hair, which
only curled higher when they got wet.
The bust was megniaccntly shaped, with
head, neck and arms to match.
The feet are small ard 80 are the limbs !;
Lie Mrs. LsnGtrY Mrs. Cleveland is most
perfect from the waist up, rot down. She
swan Ike q duck, While Mrs. Folsom
topped around rear the shore. The news
that they were in the water spread, snd
at noon, as they were returning, they met
large crowds en- route for Delano's who
locked much Disguised when they saw the
pair returning.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-08-15
COLONEL PAT DOMAIN
a Rainbow in Fragments stitched with
Lightning.

Chicago Mai,
Colonel Pat Donar-and his name is
not Pat, but Pete-has again alighted in
Chicago. He comes with bevy OF beau
ties from the south to show them Chicago
to axe them out on the lake and let the
lake DreeZes unloosen their tropical tress-
es and play upon their faces. This Donan
is q strange compound in spite of himself,
and in spite of the determination OF some
people why say he is not. He Is
little Of everything and always a gentle
man. If he had his way, he would have q
woman for the ruler of this country, and
then he would go away into some vast
fastness ct the Northwest and sell out the
country to 8 syndicate Of railroad boom
ers Then he would drive them out OF
the country, laugh at their misfortunes,
and in q tWinkling would take himself to
the ruins Of some MOnttZuma hall and sit
down and map out another world where
med and women would appear full hedged.
Ready for dance, ready for cyclone,
ready for any sort of harmless conspiracy,
ready for anything where he could appear
in the front. Always ready for something
or anything, which will leave bin mys-
terry He knows more men aDd women
to day than any other one, man or half dOZ-
en- men in the United States. He can go
where other men would be kicked down
stairs. He Can get what ne wants, sp-
parently, and yet no one ever knew him to
peg. He has travelled more in his own
! country thsn anyone in it. He
Captivates women and then goes away
| leaving them to think about him as ne
| did astronomers who WOrshipped the
Ileiede as 1t faded gradually from sight
and went out forever.
! ON one occasion DOnaD was guest at
| the home of Senator Beck Of Kentucky.
! The Senator has q beautiful and cult
waited daughter whom ne calls Beckie.
! She is his hope and brilliant in any
social setting. On the occasion of Do
mans visit to the Beck mansion, there
were the offshOots of the blood of the
tate-Breckenrldges Mogotiius. Buck
ners, CarlYlts. DOnan talked as he
never talked before. And when he had
gone Beckie said to her father: "Psps,
l believe DOnan is the man VINO
wrote the four gospels" Beck
has been telling that about DOnan ever
siuce Two months ago the writer met
! Douan on Monroe street, and for the first
time in the writer's knowledge of the
man he seemed under q cloud. 81 an
going to leave Chicago" he said. 81
am going to Virginia and stay there. In
that country where the people have g
tradition that Is like story, where they
live for one another and expect to die in
q heap and 60 to heaven in one chariot.
You people of Chicago are too COM
mercial for NE. go into mansion on
one OF your South Side avenues and TIE
host entertains me with g talk on hog
His daughter comes in and plays and
sings about the hog. l hear nothing out
hog wherever go. l hesr nothing bu'
the dollar-the trade mark on the hog
You preach hog, talk hog, sing hog, pray
hog, and sleep hog, and when you die you
will 90 to some celestial pork-pack
ing lard on the back OF hog" Thel
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-08-15
LOVE LAUGHS.
How The Girls and Boys FIirt in the
Corridors.

How The GIFTS ana BOYS r llrL IN the
Corridors.
Philadelphia Ledger
Some time ago the chief clerk of the
Treasury Department issued an order
prohibiting clerks from promenading the
corridors during business hours. Prior
to this regulation the treasury girls spent
considerable time in visiting each otaer
and in walking Ieisurely around the CORR
doris with favOrite masculine clerks. For
time the new order efeCtGsuy suppressed
the abuse aimed a., as all persons found
visiting and walking about idly were re
ported to the chief clerk. The order still
produces good results, yet many male and
female CLERKS, with disposition for tiir-
tatlon, have devised plan by which they
may enjoy promenade OF 9 mile without
being detected by the miniOns Of the clerk.
The treasury building is about 500 by
200 feet in dimensions. 1t is quadrangle
lar in form, with g central wing stretch
ing from east TO west, thus converting
the building into double quadrangle.
Two elevators located in different cor
ners Of the building carry all corners
from floor to floor. The length of
the corridors Of each story ex-
tended in 3 straight line Is full quarter
mile, and IS there are four stories we
have full mile CT corridors, forming,
with their tiled floors, frescoed walls, and
vaulted ceilings, most charming prom
enade To be found lettering on any par
ticular d0oris 10 insure q report and rep
rimand, and repetition of the ofense
brings admcnitlon Of suspension or
discharge. Some OF the girls
of the Treasury are smart, IS
well as pretty, and have devised s
plan by which they may join each other
aud their beaux without fear of the chief
clerk and hs sentinels. Meeting at an
appointed hour and place, these couples
will promenade the entire length of the
corridors Of one floor, and then, taking
separate elevators 50 as to syOid detec-
ton, proceed to the next floor, leisurely
continue their "spooning" while they
make the circuit Of its corridors. This is
repeated until they haye trayersed the
corridors of the four h)ors, when each
will repair to his or her division, using
both elevators for this purpose, having
walked mile, killed half hours time,
nknocked out the eye OF the chief clerk, ."
and had "loyely time" while so en-
gagged.