New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-07-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

This country consumes about So2, 100000 worth
of patenr medicines every year rather it pays that
amount for the patent medicines which 1t consumes
And yet Americans q healthy people
Last year 779 women attended lectures In the Rus
sian universities.
me- you don't to have the first idea about COOK
ing A w., 60. m.,.m 7 haven't .pv one to
awhy don't know anything about It You ought
ives Ss'am. but I,ve alters livoi with young
ried eddies like yon an every one oy EN- was a. VIZ
Ounce you are about things. "ono'
A school for wives ia about be established in Eng
and the pupils Of which will be Instructed In pracica
housewfery. Now let some one in England open
school for husbands for the practical Instruction Oh e
ruffans who beat their wives
George Lawson Rogers, Of Bollitt County, KY.
now one hundred years DID, has preached since 1918.
Mr. Rogers must now be regarded as spent buiiitt.
-lBoson Transcript. a
Some Of the papers puMs1ng serial story
which might be entitled "The Conquest osPeru. BY
william r. Grace"
There's some cloud resting squander. Every
time meet him he IL goomier than BEFORE nc mus
owe a lot Of money" -. -
"Ihat isn't what troubles him. though. It's because
he can't owe any more. "-(Town Topics.
Although the State University Of Ohio has every
thing to make great and successful institution,
many Of Its best friends say that 1t is partial failure
CORE pendent of "The Cincinnati COM
mercial Gazette" puts 1t this way:
"There is broad assurance that the
teachers or professOrs-or some OF them-are working
against the interests Of the institution As is we'll
known these gentlemen draw their respective salaries
from public funds In other words. they do not get
so much pay for much work. but they receive
stipulated salary whether they work much or little.
1t is claimed that students bulldozed, abused,
mstreated etc. until they leave the institution and
go home. to other place where they can secure
a fair chance"
Tho editor If a paper in Rockwell Texas offers ono
gears subscription to his paper for the first dozen
roasting OF delivered at his Office Pefore
tho PHO is awarded the Rockwell editor will have
several carttloads OF corn in his oflce-which again
illustrates tho power CT tho press.-Norristown
Herald.
Tea-Table In a University Town.-Theological Pro-
fessor-"I met with a today that touched mo
deeply. Poor Smith who will graduate next year
with fine prospects of usefulness told me that his
resources were oil exhausted and no would have to
give up his studies ! told him would give him
$50, and Providence would doubtless raise up other
friends You ought to have seen how grateful the
poor fellow was. He thanked ME with tears In his
eyes,"
Lady-"why, Professor you know I told you the
other day that would be glad devote $50 to benev
olent work YOUR students"
I. P-"Yes l had that offer I'm mind. knew
you would be glad for Brother smith to have it,"
Lady" But wanted to give this myself"
II. r.
and you could not possibly find more worthy case"
Lady (hestatingy)-"I suppose III send
you check in the morning"
The Professor has a wide reputation for benevo-
lence. Providence" he sweetly remarks, has
given only small competency, but love to give
my mite and am prospered in it."
Horrors OF Poverty In San Franclsco-Omaha Man.
You are still living In San Francisco are YOU Mr..
Dennis Kearney-Yes but I'd like to get away.
Cali 4 q
what is the trouble nowf'
AN tho rich folks has Chinese servants"
@Ys, IT'S shame the wages they charge"
That is wrong, suppose"
It's an outrage, sor. Us poor folks can't anoru
TO hire 'em an has to worry along wild cheap white
trash "-(Omaha World
The English red tape Army and Navy officials do
queer things Not only do they send canned meat
to Australia. where the woods full of meat: rice
to India, and sugar and rum to jamaica; but on .
recent occasion they literally sent Goals to Newcas-
tie for some war ships on the Tyne
The mayor Of Dakota town recently called upon
the editor Of st. Paul paper As soon as he caught
a glimpse Of that individual, he broke out as follows:
Sec here you galoot what do you mean By snubbing
our townp "why, my dear sir" replied the editor,
al have never snubbed your town." Yes you have"
said the mayor "Didn't you print dispatch in your
paper the other day about the bearse have just
got for our town, and didn't you fail to add great eu
thusiasm prevails Y Now, can't have any moro
OF that You want to bear In mind that great enthus
asm always prevails anything new in Dakota
And II you don't run 1t Ia every time 1t will be wuss
for you. You hear me-"
Fifty years ago there was not much in the State
but pluck and undevelopcd resources. But the men
Of that day had visions Of glorious future for the
tate, and they had visions tnat among its gories
more than grown with tho State. 1t is known and
secognized Throughout the world as great educational
sand and In every field OF labor hey have good
work-lDetroit Free Press.
Yes; 1T is a philanthropic age. Hero is mar
writing to "-rhe Boston Transcript" that the season
having arrived when many homeless cats seen
In our streets hungry and forlorn, he would remind
whom 1t may concern that there is home at Brigh-
ton which Is always ready to receive homeless ami
mails. The cats other animals viii be sent for to
any part Of the city and "no case Of n homeless
ture will be denied" This Is o charge which would
have commended itself to Coiendge:
lie prayeth best who loveth well
Both man and bird and beast"
On the front Of the great cathedral of puebla.
Mexico according to st Louis Globe Democrats
Se sG Se msr U Of an Assn
sewing machine How It got there and undeI what
influence t + allowed to remain no one can tell bug
pastoral letter from tho Archbishop, and tho usual
Ct G%s asS an n
Rsss one 5 not surprised e t learn p that maGS o. s
been taken down and the me metal melted from ths
turned gold the Yield from this process coz
trying to tho excellence and genuineness VI this GID
Ing done two centuries ago.
In a Boarding House--First Boarder.-Don't eat 80
many cherries youl spoil your dinner.
Second Boardcr-No, won't; the cook will do
that for mo. ~
Chicago, which has had "The Current" for some
time, now has paper called In the Swim" These
names show that the Chicago River is tho Inspiration
of the great literary movement that Is revolution
80 sLA Nv fhA ukN
is 1t that Eugene Field Chicagos great poet Of pas
sion and pork has writton stirring odc to the
Chicago Rver3
Tbere IL n woman In West Virginia who had SIX