New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-01-20
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BrRIIs Jan l4-Dear Cleveland: I see dot your man
Matthews rejected amt IT, senates and kechstags
yos mig -nettsd becpes. Dcy make Inc dred BISMARCK.
-iThe PittsDurg Chronicle
Thirty years freshman named ferie left all MS
propeIty amounting to 100000 In Dash. to the Queen
Now an Irish lady, his niece. being In want, humbly
petitions ler Majesty to do something for her.
secretary Evarts uses some remarkably long SEN
fences doesn't he said traveller to his seatmate with
whom he hal been discussing the various prominent
Yes. but don't think any of his can compare in
i iss wes S '0n'0A'0 ''"' D' ''' '''' S'' VI
"What was iti"
"Twenty-fve years 1.-THE Merchant Traveller.
Mr. Henry watterson seems to De very unhappy be-
cause tho Money Devil IL roaming about tho South
seeking whom may ia, snoO him up this way.
Colonel There arc boys 10 Wall Street VINO Will
mske him feel tired In less than week.
Tho other day Jaw dog trying curry live rabbit
wbile lie dug its grave with paws When the grave
waspreparsd le put its au Wiling occupant Into IT, Gov
ere II up carefully and after pattnx tho rt we'll with
bis retired 10 little distance snd lay down. watch
lag H. fsserS Os haa nrrSS aToso o onb
started of on a run. The dog soon caught him aud
rotrd ITSELF time tho dog caught buried
IT, fourth trial concluded that Ito rabbit
csr,iing with tue ObseGuies.-l Romuey (de) Inde-
peDdont
Not long ago the pupils Of Episcopal parish school
were 10y rector OF h, vistatons write
down tho Apostles Creed. He iorhed IT, lind that
one OF the boys Instead OF writing boevc in Holy
Catholic Church." had written 10 entire good faith.
believe In tie Holy Cat In the Churcn."
A bright girl residing in tho suburbs found stray dog
which sle adopted AMI called Romnlua
rnets funny nans Tor JOS ssd young man TO
.Why appropriate r. he Ing aired.
Besause thr dog WAS roauin. and 50 was Romulus."
-lWasDinEiohC rtic'
s,me Boston beginning to say that 1t gives
than headache to sit through q sermon with their
h,,n,,s on and ask why thoy oannot take them oa
church.
Reen NORTH understand" said Jones to Brown. who
had gone to Hampshire 10 sponge On some OF his
's Yes was up among my relatives
a mo ,mn u Nothing was good enough for me
and "-aroppnx his voice" that's ust what they eavo
me. "-(washinston Critio'
tho m0st pro0o"oAe Ok Oily voilo
good ,oke st hts own expense follows ~when was IN
F,ords last winter preached ~ negro con xrsgaton
ono sunday, exousug myself from saying much on
Of my poor health. Tho coiored minister In
closng prayer said on good LAwd bless our brother
L. who has preached to us in hes poro weak way"
It's now to be
| in tobogxan costunrs- Wh6u y0uag rooriveu
Aph OF his girl afraysa In susandan
gA d. innt dls.sy troks on his MARRIAGE snsassn:na
ae said blamed II no e0lng 70 marty ~ An0aAa
sausw. fEOrristOwu Herald.
WAS In Sunday -sehOo. and the Rotor had droppsA
N to ask me children some questions. Auens others