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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

In French agricultural school
Tell me, pray you.. how to keep
mutton fresh" by never killing tho
sheep"
-O'Bricn-"Phwat ails yur fut.
Casey?" Casey has CORN, an
Il sphoils me waikiki" O'Brien-
Faith. its rye that shpoils moine -
Judge.
Regular Caller-s.rd like to 500
your father. Tommy, IL he isn't en-
gagged" Tommy-"He is; but what
Is the matter with Claraf She isn't
engaged"
-"How il your father. PAtr" Very
bad. sur. indade. The docthor SEE Il
he duzn't rest aisy tomorrow he'll
be dead before morning Arkonsoss
| Traveller.
III your boy suddenly astonishss.
you BY . fondness for hard work don't
| be too much elated. oh. deluded father.
First see whether ths town isn't billsdl
| for circus.
1t is rather positively asserted that
among the many Young ladies' who have.
been married this year very few have
worn high hats Il places Of amuse.
ment--N o. Pscaysae.
ia. rhrase :. m;dsummer mad.
ress', - orieipe<ed by ! man who
h.d been watching another man IN. (
h.mmcek beine toyed with by seven.,
mosouitoes.-Somerville Journal
49,. s.,,.A 49, 49, ,,crrc,. =.
~..erme,or. In North thew some
tines MN csverne pepper with The
mr.s.ra y warm The plaster after ct
49, v.tern,elon. --,Jonrnol 81 Df,soo.
80
49,. - 49,. -.
am.n. ~ " go 49,. 49, 80
resu.neu IN ~ ..wh". ~ 1880 :,
w.,. ..v1-.T shcnsht "a -.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

highly - IN Sin q : favorits but long
lost bToshsrs
NJ. Psrkine bronzsd face turned
whise, and ! M seemed TO gather be-
fors Iis Eyes. Sor ss brushed his hands
over them. ana ~ suddenly stretch-
ing them out 70 Ann. 9 he cried
s.ChiIIg child! YoA mothers spirit
has led you hers! I am that ioss
bro>her!''
And 20 Uncle Jos did come nome
rich. Ind Annie and LHwre. nee nave .
pretty home Of their own. = no Law
renee solemnly tells his friend y was
all bought for kiss In ibe Dsa y
MA s. H. NcIBTn -
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

! There are 1000 EskinA, converts
II Greenland.
The number q colleges In The
United States increases It the K'ate Of
fifteen each year.
The number Of schools given Ar
England Il $4,000. which IL one foa
every 600 Inhabitants. with an average
attendance Of 50 per school. and cost
Of IA Cd. per head.
The Atlanta Constitution charges
Southern colleges with the custom Of
turning out too many dyspeptic gem
fuses. Gymnastics should be intro
duced into the curriculum.
I'm Spain there are 1900. 900 schol-
ara 1000 giving an average Of IS 10
each school and one school for every
600 inhabitants, as in Italy. The school
b II comes to L. Id = head.
The journeymen bakers Of Bertha
have well-attended special church
service on Thursday afternoons. thas
being Aheir only spare time when thsy
ars not 'bIiged TO be 1t work
Them are in this country $4,000
churches. $4,000 niaisters, and 10. 00o.-
10 . church. members n = population
IoE les than so. 00o. 600 United. The
force can save the Nation from all ~
perils-
-Somersct County. Me. has : min
lister who has his sermosls printed
monshly and sends them to such Of his
parishioners who do not attend church.
He insists upon looking after their
souls welfare, even IL they arc too lazy
to do 50 themselves
The New Orleans Christian Wom-
ems Exchange, which Is doing much
good in that city. has received $4,000
from Mpa Charles A. Whitney and
Mrs. Charles T. Howard. to be used in
enlarging its scope. and opening indus
trial classes for girls.
That was : characteristic remark
OF the late Dr. Dulles. Of Philadelphia.
when, in speaking cheerfully Of his
sufferings to friend few weeks be-
fore his death. he said: "Ihave learned
u . new way TO spell disappointments
beginning with an b instead Of d
Els appointments.-Ccu Congregational
| isf.
Superintendent Platt has started
with his pony Pilgrim" on an ex-
ploring tour in Northwest Kansas.
Last summer he planted twenty-ope
Sunday-schools in the western part Of
| the State. No one Of these was with
in six miles Of any other. These
schools were put in where ground was
being broken for the first time for
cultivation. - Chicago Advance.
| OF the 4O6 Senators, members. and
territorial delegates who compose the
last Congress. ~ were Methodists, s.
Baptists. II Episeopalians. 81 Presby-
tcrians. IS Catholics, IS Unitarians.
Lutherans. 10 Complexities and
Quakers. making . total Of Pa who
are actively connected with some
church organizntion.-N W ChrisfidE'
Advocate.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

You wans 10 marry my daughter.
do youe" said the rich old parent 70
the gilicd youth who had lowered
about the front parlor persistently for
the last thrcc months. whether the gas
was lie or not.
Yes. SIR" said the youth appar-
entity much relieved.
Very well. said the old gentleman.
with scl-satisfcd chuckle 'you can
have her Here, by the way. are Z
few Of her bills, which ] may as well
submit % you now As = any Other
time"
"Ah. yes" murmured the young
man. not In the least abashed. ''here
are my bills. TOO" IS he pulled hand
full ~ papers out q his pocket; ''wc'l
Just stack EN- up together and you car
Fix 4 all up in lump whenever yol
feel like IT, Merchant Trarcier.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

man appeared and he was given over
90 him.
He now ceased his resistance and
tried 20 explain TO the officer. hut a
threatened flourish Of the evcr-ready
club cut hmm short and recognizing
discretion" as '.the better part Of
valor." he sank into acquiescence and
was led away TO the station house
Mr.. Lawrence Garnet and his pretty
wife. Annie. sat at the dinner table in
their coy rooms : week after the
episode told above. The dinner had
been good and we'll served. but neither
had enjoyed Il much; in fact they had
scarcely tasted il. for = disappoint-
ment had come 10 them tat day.
which was yet too heavy and fresh
for them TO face philosophically. Law
renee. promising young lawyer. Gas
all young LAWYERS are) had been en-
gagged on an important case. which he
had considered 50 surely his that he
had made partial arrangements for the
Investment Of the fees that he would
earn in little cottage home Of their
own. But unfortunately for him. jus
lice was on his side. and as justice and
law seldom agree. he lost the case. Il
was hard blow 70 both Of them. and
Annie had spent most Of the day in
tears. But - usual she rallied first,
and when the coffee came in she forced
-.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

NJ usus brown ben. v'sA her ausy eh'exs
ten.
Il ost for stroll IN che suashiny weather.:
scluck: cluekF Il her cry. "IAttie chicks. "
Tossrssss ios our living. and keep ~ %
ne solemn old shsep-you would think her
4 proud o. her lambkin that skips through
the clover.
: Dear ne;' hear her ~. 10 3 morning snd
NAY.
Ana lambs WI b lambs. don't you knows
the world over"
Good Brindle. me Gov. With sstisaed moo
Through dingie and dell takes the path 70
the meadow.
And her lons-lessed cali. not % pretty By
Tross close q her side. IKE : froiicsoms
shadow.
ne dear little birds that can sing without
words.
Gay tribes Of the robins and martins and
swallows.
Have builded their nests for the ones they
love best
safe rocking in sree-sops or hidden in hol-
Iowa
Each mother AYERS. n the baby b. hers:
~Ny child IL the sweetest. let whose b the
other
We declare Il OF you darling brown Eyes and
Blue;
In his happy old world lis the way OF the
mother
~ x saagsf<r. O. Hsrp~rs Young People.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

BE frugal u your time; u y QUO
the best Of Jewels. Leighton
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1887-08-12

May see III"
Annie unclaspcd 10 from her arm and
handed II TO him.
lie took Il and scrutinizcd Il closely.
noted every mark and line upon Il. ana
then asked: ''EIcw come you BY thisP
Did you buy itv
Annie shook her head. 1T belonged
20 nv dear mother who valued IL very
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
The Tea Drinkers Disease.

According To The journal Of the Amer
lean Medr'al Association, attention has
recently been drawn to q new nervous
disorder. said TO be especially prevalent in
England and America. 1t is called
'.theism," or tea drinkers disease. 1t
exists in three stages acute, s,Ihacutc
and chronic. At first the symptoms are
congestions of the alphalic vessels. cere-
bral excitement and animation of the
face. These physiological effects, being
constantly provoked, give rise after a
while to reaction marked by mental and
bodily depression. The tea drinker be-
comes impressionable and nervous. pale,
subject to cardiac troubles. and seeks re-
lief from these symptoms in a further in
diligence in the favorite beverage. which
for time restores him to a seEse Of well
being. These symptoms characterize the
two first stages.
In chronic cases, theism is character
lied by grave alteration Of the function
Of the heart. and of the vase motors, and
by a disturbance of nutrition. The pa
tent becomes subject to hallucinations.
Nightmares and nervous trembling
With those who take plenty of exercise a
habituh consumption may often be in
dulged in with impunity, but with
women and young people who follow
sedentary occupations this is not the case.
The best treatment for theism is said to
be indulgence in free exercise, such as
walking and open air life. Scientific
American.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

Basis, commercial year $50 days, or 20 days p
month

Basis, commercial year $50 days, or 20 days Per
4 per cent-Multiply the principal by
the required number Of days, divide by 3
and point of.
5 per cent-Multiply by the number Of
days and divide by -.
6per cent.-Multiply by the number OF
days, divide by 6, and point of three fig
ures from the right
Sper cent-Multiply by the number Of
days and divide by 45.
9per cent.--Multiply by the number Of
days, divide by 4, and point of three fig-
ures from the right.
10 per rcent.-Multiply by the number Of
days and divide by 81.
II per cent Multiply by the number Of
days, divide by 3, and point of three
figures from the right.
Is per cent.-Multply by the number Of
days and divide by "a.
lS per cent.-Multiply by the number Of
days, divide by 2, and point of three
figures from the right.
20 per cent.-Multiply by the number Of
days and divide by 1S.
The interest in each case will be in dol
lars and cents-Useful Information.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
4 Dangerous surgical Operation.

A fatal mistake. At the time DR. Vance,
of Cleveland, performed the operation on
the lady for the removal of q cancer OF the
stomach he found when too late that the
poor woman had no cancer to be removed.
The disease was indigestion. and II she had
taken the Shaker Extract OF Roots (Siegel's
Syrup that awful distress at the pit of the
stomach, which made the doctors think she
had cancer. would have been removed Dis
tress after eating. dull. heavy feeling in
the head. with pains in the side and back
all vanish after using this wonderful rem
edy. The tired. languid feeling gives place
to strength and vigOr.
Mrs. Della Marsh writes from Pea Ridge.
Benton county, Ark. that she had dyspep-
sia in the worst form for five years. and
that nothing gave any relief until she used
the Siegel Syrup.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

was to loosen her hands and place a dish
of water beside her. She did not address
me. and had no word FOR her.
When day broke there was another
surprise for ME. A kickapoo Indian lay
dead under the wagon. shot through the
heart. 1t was great mystery To me. but
the woman was ready to clear it up.
united her, washed the blood off her face
and head. and then she gave the whole
plot away. Patton had been made a
prisoner by gang IF outlaws in order
that might he robbed These men knew
If the tin box in the wagon. The woman
had been sent into camp with the story
she toM. knowing that she would get
into the wagon. The two men came To
distract my attention. and the Kickapoo
crept up To receive the box. The woman
couldn't find it. and mistook the Indian
for wolf and killed him. Then the
woman concluded that had the money
ON me, and while l mapped she crept up
To shoot me and secure it. She told the
particulars as copily as l relate them to
you. and when she had finished she asked
what was going TO do about it. PattoE
had by that time returned, having raise!
such row that his captNrs feared to de
tain him longer. ard he answered the
question by picking up a rope and starting
for the nearest tree.
This broke the woman down, and she
begged and pleaded SO abjectiy that We
left her free to so where she would when
we drove on. To have taken her to
Ockmulgee. kickapoo or any other town
rs prisoner would have been to cause us
great delay and annoyance. and it was
some consolation TO know that the blow
l gave her caused a wound from which
she would not recover for many days.
She was penitent enough as we drove
away. but six weeks later was killed
with her husband. a half breed. while
stealing stock from the Creek Indians
New York Sun.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
why Snow Destroys Marble Statuary.

The results of the examination of snow
taken from different places in Munich
and its neighborhooi by Mr.. Sendtner
would seem TO indicate not only that
snow has a considerable faculty for alb
sorbing sulphurous acid from the atmos-
phere. but that the absorption goes on
continuously for some time. Mr.. Sendt-
ner ascertained that. on one day when
snow fell. sulphurous and sulphuric acids
We're present in it in fairly equal proper
tions, but on the second day almost all
the sulphurous acid had been ozonized to
sulphuric acid. In the vicinity Of Chin
neys and gas works the absorption would
of course be greater.
The great absorptive power toward
sulphurous and sulphuric acids is con-
sidered of great practical interest Us ex-
planning the destructive influence Of
snow upon marble statuary.-London
Pharmaceutical Journal.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
LOCAL NOTICES..


W. ID. Hoyt X Co. wholesale and retail
druggists Of Rome. ia, says: We have
been selling Dr. Kings New Discovery.
Electric Bitters and Bucklens Arnica Salve
for two years. Have never handled RENE
dies that sell a. well. or give such universal
satisfaction. There have been some won
derful cures effected by these medicines in
this city. Several cases of pronounced
consumption have been entirely cured by
the Use of few bottles of DIR. Kings New
Discovery. taken in connection with Elec-
tric Bitters. We guarantee them always.
Sold by Charles Ludlow X Co.. drug
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

Every day or two l read some foolish
Story Of Young woman or a man who
claims to have been assaulted and chloro-
formed, As if q person could run up to
you with o rag saturated with chloro-
form, put it over your nose, and you
would at once lapse into insensibility.
The administration of this anasthetic Is
an operation of great delicacy, and the
condition must be just so. Whenever
you read about a girl who was suddenly
seized by bad man and ''chloroformed," "
put it down that she has not told the
whcle truth.-Dr. A. S. Bernays in Globe
namocraf
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
Dyspepsia

Makes the lives of many people misera-
bic and often leads to self-destructiOn. We
know Of no remedy for dyspepsia more
successful than Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t acts
gently. yet surely and efficiently. tones the
stomach and other OrS Sns, removes the
faint feeling. creates good appetite, cures
headache, and refreshes the burdened
mind. Give Hoods Sarsaparilla a fair
trial Ii will do you good.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
Greatly Excited.

Not few of the citizens of Springfield
have recently become greatly excited over
the astonishing facts. that several of their
friends who had been pronounced by their
physicians a. incurable and beyond all
suffering with that dreadful monster
consumption-have been completely cured
by the use of DIR. Kings New Discovery
for consumption. the only remedy that does
positively cure all throat and lung diseases,
coughs, colds. asthma and Bronchitis.
Trial bottle free at Charles Ludlow 4
Co drug store. Large bottles. one dol
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

Dyspepsia is dreadful. Dsordered liver
is misery. Indigestion is toe to good ma
ture.
The human digestive apparatus is one of
the most complicated and wonderful things
in existence. 1t is easily put out Of order.
Greasy food. tough food. sloppy food.
bad cookery. mental worry. late hours. ir-
regular habits and many other things which
ought not to be. have made the American
people q nation of dyspeptics.
But Green's August Flower has done q
wonderful work in reforming this sad busi-
ness and making the American people so
healthy that they can enjoy their meals and
be happy.
Remember: Nohappiness without health.
But Green's August Flower brings health
and happiness TO the dyspeptic. Ask your
druggist for bottle. Seventy-hve cents.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
TUESDAY EvEM|nG, SEPT. s,

Commencing promptly ats o'clock. using
the Grand odeil Organ. recently built BY
Odell 4 Co. OF New York City, for the First
Presbyterian Church
Mr.. Browne 10 perfectly NJ home with al! the
great masters Of classic music. but his pro
gramme furnishes fair proportion Of popular
music. The opportunities TO hear treat
Master on this noblest af insfruments-the
Organ-are too few to permit this one 10 pAso-
The odeH organ Is pronounced BY living Or
gauists. east and West. TO De the best now
made in the world. The one ta be opened on
Tuesday night is large and complete 10 every
particular. combining all the hest points Of
yoicing known to the European and American
schools; embracing all the late and valuable
improvements, such ~ the Patent Pneumatic
Combinations. worked by piston knobs be
tween manuals the Patent Pneumatic Com
pensating Valve. applied Ia Kreat swell and
pedal organs. ANA the pneumatic TUBULAR
action. applied 10 large bass notes so rs 10
take the wind direct from the bellows and not
from the wind chest. The papasons are o;
large scale. thus yielding a tone at once rich
and powerful. Many of the sd" stops are eN
quisitely beautiful. No description can do
justice 10 this noble instrument.
This Concert Is given 20 that all may hear
this grand instrument under control OF
master hand.
TICKETS. 80 CENrS.
For sale at Pierce's and Bars Bookstores.
A. &. Blacks Carpet store. and At the church
door on the night of the concert.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

&O~c the Children. They are es-
SNSS pecially liable to sudden
Colds. Coughs. Group. Whooping Cough.
etc. We guarantee Acker's English
Remedy positive cure. 1t saves
hours Of anxious watching. Sold BY
Frank II. Coblentz, corner Market and
High streets.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

For twenty-five years have been severe
ly afflicted with hay fever. While l was
'uff ring intensely was induced, through
Mr.. TichenOr's testimonial. to try Ely's
Cream Balm. The effect was marvellous.
1t enabled me to perform my pastoral du-
ties without the slightest Inconvenience,
and have escaped return attack. pro-
nounce Ely's Cream Balm q cure for hay
fever.-Wm. T. Carr, Presbyterian Pastor,
Elizabeth, y. j.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
RAILROAD TIME CARD.

Cincinnati and st. Louis Rail
way COmpany-Pan Handle Route.
Under schedule in effect January SO,
1887. trains leave Springfield, central
time for Xenia, Cincinnati anG
Columbus. +7:l5 a. III. for Dayton t7:l5 a. III.
for Xenia and indianapolis tIO:2O a. IN.
for Xenia. Cincinnati. Columbus. Indian
apolis and Chicago. 1925 p. H.; for Xenia,
Dayton and Cincinnati, f5:l0 p. IN.
Trains arrive in Springfield at t7:l5 anC
.lO:2O n. H.. $500 p. III. and |6:40 p. III.
sDaily. fDaily, except Sunday.
SAM. DoDDs, Ticket Agent.
Cleveland, C0iumbus, Cineinnati an
Indianapolis Railway.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

A well-knOwn lady guest of Congress
hall occupied one chair and her fussy poodle
sprawled over another at the crowded Con-
gress hall ball last evening. A weary
looking woman approached the ''owner of
the poodle" saying: ''lS this chair Occu-
pied, madam" Yes sharply. my poodle
is occupying il, madam" WAS the cold re-
ply. and femininity in the vicinity of the
poodle mistress drew up its nose peg or
two AIhanY InIu1lnL
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

"Where did you get all those bu.tons:'
asked a lady of little boy who had q
thousand or more on a string.
Why was the reply, don't you
know pa is minister
YES" returned the lady, "but what
has that got to do with it,
Everything" said the boy; because
he,has the sorting of the collection bas-
ket. The Epoch.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

Ii is not improbable that Walter Besant.
the famous English novelist. will visit this
country next year. lie has been invited to
write short novel for the Chautauqua
Summer school. and it is hoped that he
will personally read his story to that So
ciety. Mr.. Besant still has the time worn
idea of America which found expression in
Dickens's Martin Chuzzlewit." A trip to
this country would broaden his conceptions.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

An English premier does all his business
with the queen at Windsor. He never fol-
lows her to BalmOral. Her majesty returns
earlier this season, moving south In OctO-
ber, since little stranger xrandchild is eX
pected and Princess Beatrice will be its
mother.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
Collie.

Persons. and especially children. are sub
ject to this agonizing complaint. which Of
ten comes on suddenly in the night and
without any previous warning. Simmons
Liver Regulator should always be at hand.
A single dose will generally allay the pain.
1t never fails in giving relief. 1t is harm
less. and can be given with safety to child
Of the tenderest age
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
Bucklin's ArnIca SAiye.

THE BEST SAI.vE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum. Fever
Sores. letter. Chapped Hands. Chilblains,
COrns, and all skin eruptions. and positively
cures Piles. or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box. Fol-
sale BY Charles Ludlow Il Co.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06
LAKEWOOD.

Here all passenger trains Of the New York.
Pennsylvania and Ohio Railroad stop during
the season, II being the ChautauguA Lake sta
ton, and the distributing point for the entire
lake. There are two hotels at Lakewood, both
Of immense size and capable of accommodate
ing nve hundred guests each. Numerous
steamers are constantly plying the Lake.
transporting visitors To all points. Those In
search Of a pleasant resort to spend the sum
mer months cannot nnd more convenient OF
delightful place than Lake Chautauqua.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-09-06

Ask for Rough on Dirt" A perfect washing
powder found at last! A harmless extra fine
l article, pure and clean, sweetens, freshens,
bleaches and whitens without slightest injury
to finest fabric. UneGualled for fine linens aud
laces, general household, kitchen and laundry
use. Softens water, saves labor and soap.
Added to starch increases gloss, prevents yell
lowing. &C.. Uc., 25c. at Grocers or druGgists-