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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

+" The Proper Study OF Mankind Is Man,
says the illustrious Pope. II he had In.
cluded woman in the list, he would have
been nearer the truth, If not so poetical.
DR.. r. V. Pierce has made them both a life
study, especially woman, and the peculiar
arrangements to which her delicate sys-
TEN is liable. Many women In tho land
who are acquainted with DIR. Pierce only
through his Favorite Prescription bless
him with all their hearts, forhe has brought
them the panacea for all those chronic all
ments peculiar TO their sex; such as leucor-
rhoa, prolapsus and other displacements,
liberation, internal fever" bloating,
tendency to internal cancer, and other all
ments. Price reduced to one dollar. BY
druggists
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

The way of the pun maker is and ought to
be hard. Contemplate, for instance the lot
Of John Stehr, farmer, of Iowa. Mr. Stehr's
name is so pronounced as to rhyme with
beer. He borrowed some money of Kan
sas man, giving as security mortgage
upon five white steers which he said he
had on his farm. The five white 'steersn
turn out to be Mr.. Stehr-Steer's five sons,
and that jocose person is wanted in Kan
sas. Thus do we see how puns lead to the
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

Neither are all prepared remedies unrelia-
BILE. This is proven by the results follow
ing the use OF DR.. Harter's Iron Tonic for.
dyspepsia, rheumatism, scrofula, jaundice,
torpid liver and general weakness.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03
Coons, Honey and Gold Galore.

Two men who chopped down tree noar
Trenton, Mo-, for coon, found 400 pounds
of honey in hollow. They also got three
ooons instead of one, and, in scraping out
the honey, they came across an oyster-can
with $3.50 in gold in It
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

For CoUGHs AND THRoAr Dtsopnrps
use BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHgs. oHave
never changed my mind respecting them.
except think better of that which / began
thinking well ofn-Ret Henry Ward
Beecher. Sold only in boxes Price % cts.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

DRY and gray hair will become moist and
marx by the use OF Halls hair Remover.
=, For sudden colds, hoarseness, or irrita-
Pectoral.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

Coon ADvIoE:-Use Hale's Honey OF
Fixes Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

MAN wants but little here below -zero.-
Boston Courier.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

DR.. Pierce's Pellets (the original "little
liver pills'D and no pain or gripping. Cure
sick or bilious headache, sour stomach, and
cleanse the system and bowels. 25 cents a
vial =
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

WHY is bad governess like good onei
One misguides, the other guides missed,
IN. J. Herald.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

A BRAssr proceeding eating In q res
taurant whose forks need replating.-
Neg Haven Nens.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

. 8 months treatment for SOC. Piso,s
Remedy for Catarrh Sold by druggists.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

AN auctioneer does as he is bid, a post
man as he is directed.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

CHESTNUT hcir-the son Of o negro
minstrel. Merchant 1rdteler.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

IT is the empty heart that aches. The
head is differently. o. Picdyune.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03

THE man who commits suicide by hanc.
ing dies Of his own free will and cord.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03
Proper study OF Mankind Is Man. :,

A SLIP Of the pen-a young porker. :
Boston Bgleh.
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ATrPE of the pcople-tin-type- Roches.
ter Post Erpress.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1887-03-03
blowing up Hell Gate

BIS life perpetual gripd-the miller.
~ Y Graphic.
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"a mRn0 on James niver, Va, in Claremont
bAhtbuBV j. =. MANCiix. claremont, Va.
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az TO IS A DAY. Samples worth = 4 so
NM FREE. Lines not underline horses feet. Write
Wv BRkWsIER sAFkIT RkIa HOLDER CO., Holly, Mich.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
a Wonderful Discovery

At meeting ot the hospita. committee
board Of guardians Of the poor. At Phila
delphia las. week, Dr. r. n Mclaughlin,
physician. and chief the Philadelphia hos
pital, presented a report Of the success q,
the treatment adopted about " month AGO
tor patients in that institution. suffering
from consumption. He said tina, 50 far
the success of the treatment was al,nus,
marvellous, and in cases which agreed 10
submit 10 the methods adopted, no other
has been used. DR.. Langhlin frs, ohtainet,
the idea from paper ,ha, was read before
the Co'lcss ol Science at & recent ,ncc.in.
in Paris by o.c rf the professors in the
University of Lyons. 1t WAS recommend
ed so highly and had shown such yrca,
results IN France that Dr.. Mclaughlin dc
c'ucd to test il in the hospital. lie tx
pla'"ed til: treatment to tine patients, and
thirty Of them agreed to sn5ni, to the
operation. 10 these patients, who were
considered TO tc suffering from the last
stages of consumption. two rectal injections
OF carhonic acid gas, prepared by the pro
cess give" hy the French physician, wer-
given each dav, all medicines being
abandoned. The patients a. once began to
show signs Of improvement The nigh,
swcat> ceased as il by magic The almos,
pains from whic', they suffered
vanished. Tie exccre,ions Of the BODY
were regular and became natural and the
appetite returned.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
The Queen Of the Stage.
Sarah 8ernhardt.
MAKING A Tour or Tu1s COUNTRY.
.---- a.

Everybody who reads the papera
knows that Sarah Bernhardt is again
in the United States, once more re-
peatlrg her triumphs of 18SO-S1. AS
the greatest OF living actresses, she is
rightly placed among cur series Of
celebrities.
Sarah's mother was Jewess, liyinr
in Paris when her gifted daughter was
born. No mention is ever made of the
ACTRESSES father. It was in October.
1874, that Sarah was born. She was
ch1istened in y Roman Catholic church.
ana schoolcl in convent for n time
When still quite young, she was taken
to Amsterdam to live with her mothers
mother. In her teens she returned to
farls, where she lived in great pov.
erty, relieved by occasional visits to
tho theatre. Her mother thought to
make a seamstress Of hor, but Sorah's
bias for the stage overcame this in.
tent!on, and the young woman was en-
tered pupil at tho Conse, raho;,e, where
she woa tue first prize for tragedy, and
thus earned the right to debm at tho
Theatre Francais. Remarkable as it
may nov seem, her earliest appear
oncc' wore unsuccessful. She had been
IN the profession more than eighteen
years before she was cast in Victor
Hugo's ''Hcruani. Then was her op-
porsunity. She took Paris by storm,
and her subsequent career has been a
succession OF artistic triumphs. In 1870
she a,,rcsrcl in London; in the United
States, in lSSO-Sl. She began n brief
managerial experience in Paris in 1883,
and soon proved herself to be poor
business woman. Nature gave her
genioa: bnt not financial ability. Since
the early GUNNER last year she has been
on this continent. Sarah left her lus-
band-~M. Damala, Greek, to whom
she was married in 1882 = scon after tho
ceremony. The ill-matc|ed coupla
have no child. Sarah's family, winch
consists Of several interesting Young
people, came into tho world long be-
fore their mothers marriage. A sister
ct the actress and her eldest sou &C.
company her in her present tour,
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
ICE GOkGES AND FLOODS.
bismarck and Manslan Threatenesi-Tran
fcrring Mail, Express and Pas
kengers.

The water began To rise slowly at Man
dan, Dakota, Sunday morning, on account
| OF tie blizzard the night before. The ice
gorge remains intact. The grea, ice dam
extends from bluff to bluff, miles across
the lake that has ceased to be a river
The gorge is five miles long. There is
another gorge twenty-five miles up the
river 1T Raymond 1t is thirty feet high
and several miles long and shows no signs
OF breaking up. The Heart river has no,
yet broken up, and while the present cool
weather continues it is not likely to break.
1t is supposed that settlers on the low
ground, up and down on both sides of the
river, have lost thci- stock and all their
e >crts in hastily abandoning their homes To-
seek safety ON the higher ground. The
persons seen on Saturday from For: Lin.
haze been rescued by the boats sent out 10
relieve them.
At Bismarck Tuesday morning the ,ise
was over body Of water six miles in
width. "his is marvellous when i, i, con.
>idereI that all the gorgcs and total ,lood,
were supposed to have passed.
y Bismarck specil! to 'llr I.oH-y Press
saws: The waiter is now Stationary and ,hv
Northern Pacific has Transferred. in vayts
It" day and will transfer By the steamer
Helena tomnrrow. All passengers de
'avrd here are bein. tex. &, ;h>' rorn?nnv'>
& cTptn>t Dynamite has hrcn una>%iiing
Is, u>en on 'hc gorge 4, SfLlrv i,lar Il
Little Heart river : >.vHcc,r,! II, break, and
when it does the water vii! break in'o
Mandan IN Z ,rrri.;. Hood
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
rh" Commissioned. Appoiutc.,

The president has appointed the follow.
lowing il .er.>tate commissioners. 1,d,
lho"a" NJ. Cooley, OF Michigan, for the
term OF six years; Wm X. Morrison -,
Illinois, for the term Of five years; Angus.
tus Schoonmakcr, Of New York. for =,
term OF four years; Col. Aldac.. T. w,,l
e'' OF Vermont, for the term of three wears ::
waiter ,. Bragg, OF Alabama, for the term
Of two Yeas.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
big Freight Reduction.

PIrrsntRc, March c+-Thc revision of
tue west bound freight tariff for posting on
April lst, when the Interstate Law .n,.rs
INTO effect shows reduction Of from fit,
I" forty tw" and one half cents per 100
po"ndS' between this city and Chicago.
o'hcr classes are reduced two and one half
cents. The reduction was urexp.c,.d hx
the shippers.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
BuclgleN's Arnic3 Ssalvo.

The Bes, Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Keum, Fever
Sores, Tc.,er, Chappcd, lIande, Chilb!ai"s,
Corns, and al, Skin Eruption, and positive
" cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price IS Gents per bax.
For sale by \. NJ. White, City Drug
Store.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
FINAL PROOFS.
Rules for the Guidance of PARTIES Mak,,.
Final Proof

| CIuHA t'fOOt.
commissioner Sparks has issued the tol
lowing rules to be observed in passing or
h"a' proof papers in pre.emp,ion and com
mutes homestead cases. the same h.v;ne
been approved by acting. Secretary Muj
drow:
I. Where final proof or any part thereof
Is taken before the day advertised. REQUIRE
new advertisement and new proof, in whole
or I" part, as the case may require, ,c
cover that which was taken out Of time.
= Where final proof or any part thereof
is taken after the day advertised, rcqnir.
new advertisement and new proof, in whole
or III part. as above provided, unless or
Gay advertised due notice had been given
OF po>'ponement to a certain day by the
office taking the proof, and the proof be
taken IN accordance with said postpone.
'nent. Facts OF rostponement and notice
must BE- certified BY the officer takin. the
las, proof.
;. The enti'c proof must be taken in ac.
cordance with the notice given. If the
Testimony OF either claimant or witnesses
Is taken at q different time or r,ac, than
that advertised, require new advertisement
and new proof as to such defective .es,;.
monv.
A. When witness not named in adver.
t'>e'nent is substituted for advertised wit.
ness, require new notice and proof cover
ing the testimony Of substituted witness.
S. The certificate Of naturalization >apers
or other court records, should be received
only when made under the hand and seal
ot the court in which such papers appear
OF record, but where no judicial record is
shown TO have existed and is now lost and
destroyed, proof Of the same may be made
bv secondary evidence, in accordance with
the rules of evidence governing such proof:
o. Where final proof is taken by an
officer not named in thu advertisement, il,
may be accepted if otherwise sufficient,
provided that the proof is taken at the time
and exact place designated in the printed
notice. and provided the officer advertised
to take said proof shall officially certify
tina; no protest was ever before him agains,
claimants entry.
7. The number, cause and duration of
all absences to be satisfactorily accounted
for.
s. When proof is lai'l before the register
and receiver, and certificate does not bear
the date Of said proof, require of register
and receiver explanation thereof, and if the
delay was caused by failure to tender the
money at date @: making said proof, require
final affidavit, with corroborating proof TO
cover date certificate was issued.
g. When proof is made before anv 9TH
~r officer, allow the necessary time only
for prompt transmi.tal OF the papers to
the district land office. and il any longer
interval 10 shown between date Of proof and
date Of certificate (if proof is other wise
sufficienth require affidavit Of continued
residence and non, alienation 10 cover date
of final certificate
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25

At ALBANY. \. ". the Crosby high i
:cnsc bill passed 20 TO 90,
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
oN, osAvEKHEAD COUNTY, M. T, FRIDAY MARCH g. 1aa7
CURRENT NEWS NOTES,

| The Canadian Pacific is reported open.
Earthquake shocks still continue In
Italy.
Oscar $. Straus has been appointed to
be minister to Turkey.
Chicago Democrats have re.non,inated
Carter H. Harrison for mayor.
The Czar has been notified that he has
been condemned TO death by the Nihiiist
committee.
The owners OF the Esp-ranza estate, in
, the province Of Havana, Cuba, have been
kidnapped.
a storm Of SNOW and sleet cast Of Pitts
burg paralyzed the telegraph service b..
tween Chicago and New York.
At Chicago, Monday morning, the
grand jury returned ten additional indct.
ments against suspected county hoodlers.
An annual meeting Of tho board Of d.
rectors Of the Union Pacific company will
be held at Boston, Mass, on the ,S,h inst
\ steamboat Of the Benton F. line is
now operating and acting as transfer boat
Missouri river.
George .Gorham has bee., employed to
write the life OF Edwin NJ. Stanton and
colate his private papers saved during the
time he was Secretary of War.
At Washington, the residence Of Mrs.
llodgson Burnett, the novelist, took fire
Saturday night from defective fluc and
the upper story story was destroyed. The
pictures brio brac and furniture were
completely ruined by water.
\ fire at the Chatauqua IN. Y } assembly
grounds early Monday Morning destroyed
eighty buildings, Including several large
boarding houses, among them the Eckert
and Parkhurst, and Allen houses. The
total loss will probably exceed one hundred
thousand dollars.
The collections Of Internal Revenue
during the first eight months Of the fiscal
year ending January 80, 1857, they were
$74.c+SS6S, being $9l7,6,7 less than tho
collections during the corresponding period
Of the last fiscal year.-..The recc;rts for
February 1857 were $So,o63 less than the
receipts for the same month Of 1856.
Application has been made to the Treas.
ury Department for the landing a, San
Francisco Of Chinese Joss for Joss
House. Free entry is claimed on the
ground that the Joss comes under the clas.
sification Of images and regalia for reliy.
ious associations. The Joss is 1so feet
long and Is composed Of wood, paper, meta,
etc.
The attention Of the department Of ius.
sice at Washington has been called by the
war department to the robbery Of Pay mas.
ter Bush Of $4,000 near Fort Laramie.
Wyoming, last Saturday, and it is proba.
bic that reward will be offered for the
arrest Of the pcrrl trators. IN the absence
of particulars, the opinion is entertained
that the paymaster was not robbed in per.
son, but that the express bea, ing remit.
tances of funds sent BY him to other forts
were stolen.
The Dillon tribune., 1887-03-25
emperor Williams birthday

=, r ''"' on Monday evening, in homo,
-. emperor Williams birthday, between
b,n,. @ a"o 1000 students, bearing flags
~. 'e'S and torches, formed in progression
,end.s 'ee"ea to the palace. The line OK.
wh.a no" II the palace to the opera house
~. T" '"e procession arrived a, III. ,,,,..
..s.a, m emperor t and Empires. appeared a, the
idrn, ~ "oo"s OF the ground iioor. Pres.
,os' ' "oe"ck, Of The students com,r;t,c.
with ~. ne window and their Majesttes.
and l.. s "'and Duchess of Baden rose
tn. Em.. u. Muerck called for cheers for
{, !, emperor; mp for the victorious command. %
.,oss' SPURIOUS battles; for the beloved f,,h.
ohio, "'' -, country; co for the author Of IN.
Of ,bp s'"a'n races; for the defender
.u,,%;. n;s frontiers Of the emn;rr. ~. VS.,
l,n. .'' ,' OF the peace OF world. The .n. s
r,,s' s''s the national an,hem' '0':p%s' T%s r by
t,o, s,a's@s,, Sa'aosa standing, bo~ing with c"'.
Vas mos, br;,,; 's palace. The whole seer.
\ l;t,, --~>-->-.-
''s,', On x'', n''a'"ok recently published;
,os. 5 accidents. ST, Jacoss Or; @, ,p'''", and
Cure G, opp. applied. /, is The ,,.,,,. .'."a'' az
sore "'' aas costs only iii1y c,.u,' ,''" -
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-04-15

of special traffic rates in their business.
3. Through shippers, chiefly eastern
manufacturers, western producers and
the jobbers at the respective termini.
At the sametime we shall find the fol-
lowing classes in favor of the con-
tinuance of the legislation and perhaps
DESTROYS of extending the scope of dis
cretionary governmental control of trans
pOrtation.
l. Practically the entire railroad inter
esfs of the country.
2. Permanent investors of all classes.
In short,it will De seen that the general
expectation of reduced rates is doomed
to disappointment. Very few points will
find their shipping rates materially re-
duced. Hardly any business mau
will experience any perceptible
relief from the burden Of
traffic rates. Those excluded from special
favor are active and clamorous forces.
They to large extent control the press,
and are otherwise very powerful in
moulding public opinion. The mere
laborer will Unexpectedly tind himself not
Immediately benefited and may join in
the general disapproyal. It is more than
probable that within a tWelve-month we
shall witness the curious spectacle of
those who most favored this measure cla-
moring for its repeal, and those who OPP
posed it insisting on its retention.
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Live Stock NIarknta.

KANSAS CITY. Mo, April 8-Cattle-Receipts
1851; shipments 25S0; market sluggish and ID
to l5c lower; shipping IIght, but choice steers
&c lower; choice cows, steady; good to choice
shipping, 81 1904 60; common to medium, 81 S1S
40; stockers, 3 6OG3 30; feeding steers, 50 350
90; COWS, y 50G3 80. Hogs Receipts II 1857 /:
shipments SIT; market weak ard 54i0c lower
prices ranging from So SOFAS 50. Sheep-Re-
ceipts 1860; shI"menJs 80; market steady; good
to choice clipped, So OOG3 80; common 10 me
dunn clipped, s. 25G2 70
ST LOUIS, Mo, Auril s Cattle-Receipts
1900; shipments $50; market easier; choice
heavy native steers, 81 SOFAS 80; fair to good
shipping steers 81 OO04 90; butchers steers
fair to Oh ice, s. 7OG4 SO; feeuers, fair to
good, So 2OG3 so; stOckers, far TO good 81 10
as 10; Texans, common to choice, s. OOG3 go.
Hogs Receipts, $500; shiUments $40; market
sc lower, ranging from 81 5OG5 70. SLOep-Re-
Ceipts, 3400; market firm. n,
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At HIarlenfeId.
Special to the Gazette.

Special to the Gazette.
MARIENFELD, TEX, April 13.-For
several days sand storm has been blow
ing from the south and often bringing
little pebbles with it. At 1880 p. m. we
saw clouds coming from the northwest,
and it looked as though the sand hills,
clear down to the rocks, were coming
down on US. Mothers and children were
afraid their time had come, and day was
turned to night, when 10! and behold the
rain began and the clouds of sand had to
submit and lay themselves to rest and
day began to dawn again and everybody
began to wear a smile, thanking God the
drouth has been broken by good shower
of rain,
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-04-15
Your Friendsw,lI Never Tell You. (.

Your Friends Will Never Tell You,
But perhaps somebody, who isnssyour
friend, Will, that your presence isrendered
offensive by the foul, fetid smell of your
breath. Every word you utter, though it
be the very echo of wisdom and poetry,
disgus:s your hearers, and your laugh is
productive of anythiaE but mirth to them.
1t is duty you owe, not only to yourself,
but to society to remove this cause of
offense. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy will
heal the diseased mucous membrane, will
bring relief to yourself and others. Do
not hesitate to employ it.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1887-04-15
Tho Coffee Market.

GALVESTON, TEX. April IS.-CofFee-Firm
and &c higher; wholesale ErOcers quote good
ordinary, 1916; fair, lie; prime, Il &C. choice,
1711c; peaberry, Ike; old good Java, 2616c.
Importers fill round lOL orders for Rio coffee a.
the Following prices: Good ordinary, Ice; fair,
l65zei, prime, 1910; gGOd prime, 1910; choice,
l7l&cS PeaberFy, Ike.