The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-02-10
Gbistlts.

-rAipFs lset pretty bloc 10 mllsmsl
these cola sapraiags
The hsAsiy about loi,ssssnlas 90 {
.sli-msds slide . thai yoa don't har,
nms 10 at scared
--Aaeu.a sPies. the chicago sDsfchis,
be, ht.a 1arfied By PROXY. Fortunately
be csrno, IN hanged tia. way.
They DO Hoi cay 'siomscb ache Ia
Esastos Gastric Ssprslss" Is ih,
prspa sarl bai il gets there III ih'
ssIza
The Minneapolis 7j.bsns. 10 state ol
Wild alarm. 81 ~ oBii "Aiisr The sleeve
lees bodielu siil come ibs sbIriltss skirt
ssi then good L8fj deliver as
"A CslofeJ esersyman 10 a southern
to1n prsysI the other day that The 10
dsllcais might " made delicate. the To-
tsmpsmls temperate and the Industrious
aaslnoas
- Chicago clergyman ssks: Can =
nsE b. a ebrsiisu add 81 The same time .
.uece.siul business msnY' He can IL be
.dTefiises largely
osnllewsu 90 bod carrier)i "Dcesu't
!, msss you und. Pst. 10 climb that lad
der ~ dsyf' PA. "ies. sir; but have
iOipt rot eonis dosp."
- ugio. n,efcaaui said tos farmer.
"a .li-r stli ~ iutthsr than j, used TO
'i's tae iafa,rr pr,mp,ly replied. and
u n.skcs te alftsncs 10 quicker time. "
Is Il ruetpAt liie Bailey has blown
his btslus 0uig' NO "why, saw il
10 al he l,.prrs 1T vas a mistake.
Ne bip~ tte Top q las bead of, that vas
all
A pbilsdplptia Iaan says there is no
excuse Tor ~onau speaking closely. Us
she dOc-1't have 20 answer the door bell
when she Is shaving
IL ~ proposed 10 the government TO
snnounce the coming of storms by fnog
cannon. The iIe, seems eommendsblc.
Each signal cannon should be loaded with
weather prophet
A celebrated critic declares that "a
man should not write until he is full OF his
subject" We trust that the prohibition
lists will not discuss the rum question un-
der these circumstances.
"A RocklAnd, Ill, man recently adyer. |
tisod for wife, and got so many answers
that the posi.offce had to be removed from
. dry goods box In the village store to one
OF the ontbuildings.
why did the Apostle Paul go to Ath-
PLEASE. sir, was It to throw the detectives
OF his track" answered q Canadian tour
lists little boy whose papa had left him
behind.
How does the literary fire burn this
morning. asked visitor at the sanctum.
First rate, replied the editor. Il have
just thrown dozen manuscript poems in.
10 the stove
Almost a hint: Isaac 81 wants TO
write my name upon your heart, Rebecca,
but It vas 80 hard Al q stone" Rebecca-
Ivy don't You try. Isaac. TO write your
name on my heart with 1--we hundret toll
lar diamond rinef"
Not long since ] overheard two Ten
nessee negroes who bad met each other:
"Ho~dy DO. aIi" Poorly, poorly; Use
60, mighty misery in my back. Hov's
you making it2n "Me2 OH lie kicking,
bu. not high; hattefIog, but can't ay."
Father TO daughter) Have you &C.
oepled the addresses Of Mr.. Money bags'
Daughter Yes, papa Father-Well isn't
be very old, my dearY Daughter Yes. pa.
pa; but be isn't nearly as old ~ l wish be
was.
WIS, DO You Weigh, PatY" SON "
times 400 pounds, sir. aud sometimes 600.
"How do you make that out3" swell.
ysse. I'm driyin for a coal dealer. an j
always weighs the difference between the
coal an ton
--Two Silly fools Tough, thirty five ]
rounds at Sbeby,ile. Ind, 10 decide
which s.onl,I. marry . certain oi,I While
,hs, xera le,n, e.,,;.d ~ ,hs ss,3 :, a,
ambulance nsvs cana ,ha, ia ,i,, h.dl
been married a week before
Ash'nios suacA hi'e OF oees 10 :
Kansas, the other day. The painful story
Is AEON tnli Tho tntsguided lightning
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