Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1887-01-07

UUO teet anu still no gas or oil, lhey
had better take soundings for China
soon.
An old philosopher says, IA mans
neighbors can forgive hin almost any
thing but neglect to clean the snow off
his sidewalk"
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Spec,acles
Special attention given to Repairing. All
Warranted. JOHN zURFLUH,
35 Monroe ST. Toledo.
During the year 1887 there will be
four eclipses, two of the sun and two OF
the moon, but one of which will be visible
in this latitude, that OF the moon on the
9Th oi February,
-"Thought Clubs" are popular among
Eastern ladies. They meet and think, and
don't say word for hours, until every one
is wild TO know what the others are think.
ing about.-Sau Mrancisco Ahd.
Gail Hamilton says that when Homo.
lelu woman walks out into the rain her
escort carries her umbrella, her dress and
her shoes. We presume that the only adj
dition to her wet-day attire, on days when
the sun is shininIpg, is bask.
Editor Cutting is on his way 10 Cleve.
land to lecture. III the moyor and city
officials do their duty, they will see to it
that half-iare excursion trains are run out
OF the city every ten minutes, so az 10 give
all citizens an equal chance to leave town.
-Clepetand Press.
j. j. johnson, physician living at
Columbiana, o., IS reported 10 have dis
covered process for the manufacture OF
gas, whereby nearly half million cubic
oil, the residue of which is still worth its
cost price ne a lubrcator.
One Of our exchanges has come TO a
wise, profound and sensible conclusion,
II says: "The longer we run newspaper
and write about people and events the
more we realize how utterly impossible il
is to scratch every man Oh the spot where
he itches The most.
Money toLoan. Inquire Of
III. Il. PECK, Agent,
Ragged edg. stationery ia all the rage
in fashionable society at present. Now
il somebody will introduce the fashion ui
ragged edge callars and cuffs he will earn
the everlasting gratitude OF the wealth Y
country editors, who have a lankering 10 lie
in the fashion at least once In decade.
-Prob'hly the shortest line OF railroad
in the world is in Allen county. Boosting
of The high-sounding name OF the Pitts
burg aud Chicago railroad, the entire line
is but one mile IN length. In one regard
II resembles the more important roads. l,
Is bankrupt aud II receiver mas iaely beer
appointed.
Successful Sutor Goyf,lly)-"Well,
have won Miss King. She sent me r
beautiful plaster cast of her hand labelled
TWAS mine, Ills yours" Dlsconsolate
rival (sneeringIy)-"Well, why didn't she
Enish the quotation. And has been slave
lo thousands'?" [Exuent fighting i
Rambler.
The Perrysburg Schools have been tle
greatest pride of our town for many year.
past, hut 1t will require rome OF the be,
thought and counsel Of our citizens, witl.- =
ont regard to political ambition, or avarice.
If they are TO proper in the future or sur
vive only on u,e record Of The past as a
has been.'
II IA youngman wanls 10 have legacy
OF the evils Of this lie tn at will hang t,
hun, all shat he has TO do is to drink
smoke, gamble little, turn up his nose in
disdain at hard working young men, be
come cynical in regard TO the efforts OF
others, and when he grows old enough tc
realize his position he will mentally vow
that he was the variesi fool.-E1.
-"Clara Bell" the New YORK fashio,
correspondent OF the Cincinnati Enquirer
says that in her set the unmarried women