New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-16
THE TAIN or THE DA \.

The title OF sam" JOncs'- funny lecture VIII DE
Get There sans" efforts to get there have Deen
very successful.
sharp Traveller. Train Robbcr ION Texas ex
Pa ..cngerNHn my money Is in this satchcl.
"Opcn it,
"M XIII in silver dollars! Keep it. We amt no
dray,nen. -(Omaha World.
Pork IS dollar pound in Mexico Consequent
II Is regarded very desirable luxury.
s. Louis annually handles 100000 worth Of chew
inc plm one fourth Of The amount consumed In me
United states. would YOU mag ne that the people OF
TIL, country every year chew - OloVo worm 81 Gn,I
Yet II ha, become such an Important factor In tTaic
circles that II f. now staple OF every urhr.iI',
stock and quoted in prct- ioWeyGT' ,II =, i'' 1',
for II has reached that siaee-l' conh"'i 10 'ne
enm icng consumed west Of the Nlcsh"nle, Ih TIL,
Wc,tcrncr has lecone gum h'W.r, ii,o
keep five largo f'cforr in Gnrc i2r ne -
small makcrS.A Druggist In s. Louis Go ''''' a.
western paper. arc no,lnG the fact that the r'e in
real estate in thl, city IS phenomenal Yes, It u
very noticeable, In Fftrave for Instance, on windy
day.
A Mrs Frz-immons has lot in the new town Of
D,a Kern county, joining one V"n,o %, ar w
county The county ordered jail bu.It on H. ,I,.,
but by ml,aleit was c'ed on Mrs; fh|SnI,o''9
lot Tho iady Immediately moved into hor T snd and am,
holding the fort at la't accou;'--C'e'"'" '''S
Transcript
Muddy thinking in the pulpit Is especially deploraOe
on -uch topic a. that Of Anarchy
THE TELEPHONE CAT.
Though most Of tn" cats on the backyard fehco
Belong To the Sclf-,amc choir.
And faithfully call and cater|aul,
Maria! Maria! Maria:
There's that shouts above all the resi-
At any hour that suits him he't'
In strangely human, familiar tone
GIclo Hello! Hello ." -
III, voice we have learned 10 KNOW -.
And whenever we hear ii We say: Ina, thac
Ittc,table nuisancc-tho telephone c@ n
Tho wall street lcar- spell it Wall street.
An Impression Na'c-Temperanco Ref'r"ier-i
Should llho 20 see the editor. bub.
Boz lie aint I'm. ~ ,. ,.r,
Yesterday profcs'lnt aralust his advocacy II nce
y,l..icy and a the parcr next cay Ia not worn Old
tn, ;ublci .nppo1I,d d ,, ha ma I,t f. a ar
"Tb, riitor was here yesterday and superintendent
AL VA yr. rlr. bur h." wa compaiain all day Of
avfuI headache r-tOmaha Word
Mr. Noroleln Bird i giving what might be called
long distance panoortc performances in England. lie
recently PLAYED moro than thiry--ix hours Whom
stopping boating his own previous best record py
c,cvcn hours Mr. Bird may be a phenomenon N
rr,lard but thcr are number Of earnest and a'ient
,i,nofrte ul1vcrs I'm M erous apartment ana nat
house. in th- city who could doubtless beal him.
Two Beau1 to her snS r on a,o HS-ry 40 you 81"
ircnc~ Vol dear. like Tom best. but lie l. no. Vr'y
wei OF and can't afford coupe II we 90 10 '"o inc
'CC.li, Tirn wha do YOU call Harry
Irene Nv rain bow larpcrs balar.
Tho fourteenth annual meeting Of the National
vom,n'. Christian Temperance Union which taxes
nlacc next month at Nashville. Tenn. Gals at'cut'oh
,o ~, fact that tbs f. the largest )rSanzau III ever
established and conducted hy women IL mas mem
her.hfp Of eco 600 and with - ten thousand Io'h
au1t .are- extend, over thirty "igt states anu =,
rlio,.cs Miss Frances f. willard. IT'S efficient pre"'-
dent has done much go make the -ocrty the success
T.. i. we already have a Iorefaihcrs' Day the an
nual meeting day Of THIS organization might very
appluprIa,cly be called Forcmothcr- Day.
Hal. Lain g. Whittier arrived lat week in Fusion
-,t,Ire -tlf.on. London. AZ tie same hour 90 Wh'h
f'In l. SulIs an dd. h. f. hardly open to question
which If thc Two would have been cciNci Win s y-o
non tumuItnou- ovation. While joan lhe Su'a,
pct would have been suffered quietly 10 sehe Nv,
travelling bag am start OF at,9i ior tie irn'c,
temperance Inn. john the prIc n-h''I loul go 80
AID tom lu-haud considered none good o yuNc MIN
to h- sumpi uol- quarters IN - llooton Heidi
There are cIehty.uinc cotton mills employing nearly
1900 hand, i'm India. noteworthy thlnS about
these min, Is that when trade H. duh their o"net'
arc uniformly animated by an intense desire to avoid
sunday labor. but H. soon a. u4de becomes brsk
cy would keep running eight day, II there were that
many in tho week. These mlll owners are OF course
Engi-hmcn.
\ London paper speaks Of health resorts for
ho,r- localities where members Of the first equine
famil.c. ar, sent for change Of air" wound II De-
proper call such resorts lor-cpials i-tNorrstowh
Herald.
It IS an awful thing that there should be such per
son. .s Ma garct can, who has been convicted OF
drunkenness lao les than go times al various mere"
poltan courts. But thcrr Is touch OF grim hum"r
about The woman la-t exploit whlch mas pro0ultCa
her u two hundred and thirty first CONVICTION. -"
turned ND. very. very drunk" n the Drman street
Iulco station and began singing Home, sweet lohle'
tInndOn Globe.