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Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
EVERY ONE SPEAKS WELL OF IT,

Rochester, N. Y, March Is, 1876.
For many years have been troubled
with severe pains in the back of my head
and neck, the pain being SO severe at times
that I was nearly insane, and my friends
feared that would be. Lumps as large
as hickory nut, would swell up on my fore
head and neck. tried many different kinds
OF medicines and physicians, but none
seemed to reach my case, until commenced
the use of DR.. Pardees Rheumatic Remedy,
and before had used it four days, the pain
left my neck and shoulders and went to my
hips and limbs. I continued taking the
remedy, and the disease seemed to work
downward, but there was but little pain.
am still using the remedy, and I feel conf
dent it will entirely cure me; for am so
much better and stronger than I have been
for years. | cheerfully recommend it to
all.
Very respectfully yours
MRS. PHOEBE WHEATON.
ITO Mt. Hope Avenue.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
A Discovery.

The wild period of Dissipation, Mental
Exhaustion, Broken Constitutions and Elk
cesses, finds a check.
The little harmless plant called Moxie
Nerve Food, will remove the effects of
Dissipation, break up intoxication in an
hour. Satisfy the drinker better, give solid
vigorous health, double power of endurance
good appetite and sweet sleep. Cures
Nervousness and Nervous Exhaustion at
once, leaving no reaction or bad effects.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
One Cent Invested

in postal card on which to send your adj.
dress to Hallett & Co., Portland, Maine
will by return mail, bring you free, partic-
ulars about work that both sexes, of all
ages, can do, and live at home, wherever
they are located, earning thereby from IS
to s25 per day and upwards. Some have
not required; you are started free
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

November, 1880, Thomas Tormey,
Scott Depot, Putnam Co., w. Va,
wrote; .'In bed with sciatica; am
using st. Jacobs OIL" Oct. 25th,
1886, he writes: '.Threerubbings with
it, got me out and cured me. No re-
turn.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

.We have used Red Star Cough
Cure" write the sisters of the Notre
Dame, Govanstown, Md, for the cure
of coughs, oppression of the chest and
sore throat Price twenty-five cents
a bottle.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
noes roo reo I

DIR. ). P. BARNuN. ~ wsll.lnsws
oosS ife arHggist. WIN send frse e charge % 70
iuest for It, : n1c5.sr containing NEST valuable
ist az superior toilet esfie;s Aad .sd!eiaA rene
lies Of real yaIus. pr. BsglsR z Professor 9.
,;hsu,tst tor I. aaA N. B. II Co. Gnd Americas
Piats G,ass c. He makes especially 81 ID ktaA,
4 ehsmisA Sxaminationa. AMI refsrs = CeuSise
yo,sa Co. 4. az lsns !: Loeis,,s; Aeass:s
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
What tAs Great Prairie States Lack.
Omaha Father .. Now, Bobby, have
Ss home all ready and am going

~ after your mother
pae pah las. ~, ly from the East ell,
~, puooy sla.1 I W while you're gone"
III be good D. N vow if you were a
..You know tol> -. /. -. 80 49, =
real good boy I'd bril-, y1a : .,I pssseh ~
Of your own selecting. n :" a ",,a,, W
you want ma and to get for ~. ].
.Bring me big boxfnl OF stohs =
throw at cats .,'-Omaha World.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

There is no animal in the world so treach.
erous as man. remark easily credited of
the authors of the vile compounds sold as
tonics. Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters, however
does not belong to this class but is the best
medicine of its kind known. All genuine
bear the signature of j. 2. Allen, ST. Paul,
MINI,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Fits: ALI Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's
Great Nerve Resto3ss. No Fits after first
days use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and
500 trial bottle free to Fit casea Send to
Dr.. Kline, 93l Arch St Phila., Pa
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

'That wall is plumb,' said mason to
his foreman, "but that fellow who put in
water and gas pipes is plumber
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Chronic nasal Observation-Disclosures cure
Or. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
SOorm Statement from a Wezt-Enoao,s
I,.dividual.

Lockport, N. Y.
A short time ago was afflicted with rheu-
N atism SO badly that I could not move. My
hands and limbs We're all swollen. One leg
was so badly swollen that it burst the skin.
The Sheriff Of our County advised me to try
me bottle. After taking the remedy one
day felt relieved and in less than two
weeks was able to go to work and have not
felt rheumatism since. Three bottles cured
me, and I recommend it to all who are suf-
fering from rheumatism.
CHAS. ROBILLARD.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 5th day of June, 1888.
NJ. ). TORRELL, Notary Public.
Ask for DR.. Pardee's Remedy, and take
no other. If your Druggist does not keep it.,
and refuses to getit for you, write to US,
and we will send you six Bott es for SIS, or
one bottle free.
Address, PARQEE MEDICINE CO.,
ROCHESTER, N. Y.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

"Dear, dear, how fashions do alter, to be
sure" remarked old Mrs. Peachblossom
81 see that steerage rates are cut lower"
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Printers ink is great thing, yet printers
sink much money in it, sometimes.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
The Treachery of Man.

If the doctor orders bark, has not the pa
tent right to growl?
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Many men OBJECT to slrrlng in juries, and
no wonder, as jurymen always get into a
q box.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Teacher-"Whati is the end Of all man
kinda" Pupil (faintly)---"The letter d, sir.''
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable to
use. It is not liquid or snuff. SOC.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

"Have you lost your ears 2" asked an
irate parent the other day. 'sWhy, have
you found anya" innocently queried the
urchin.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

wn al % | PnR
@ | nS7sS asss Sa a@sy &
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
tiLY'S
CREAM BALM.

Ihave used taco bot
ties Of Ely's Cream
Balm and consider
myself cured. I SUI.
tered 20 years from,
cdtarrh and catarrha'
headache and this Is
the first remedy that
AFFORDED lasttn0r relief
ID. 7. Htg0tnso1a. 145
Lake ST., Chicago, III
A particle is applied
able. Price so CENTS ,
ed GO CTS Circn1ara
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
8 PHYSICIANS
FAILED.

weak y could with difficulty room
, alone M began e taking pr Pierces
MEDICAL Adviser commenced to at once three
wrote letter to my family PAPER prey entonng o
health had been restored and particulars
gops TOR rsp1g have received hundred letters
and hayg earnestly advised them to likewise great
ead c9msnsed the use Of Favore
local treatment fully and plainly laid therein and
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

:. JOHN 2. SFGAR Of Miuenbech, Vo writes:
&I0n my wife had been suffering for two or three
ID NV years with female weakness, and had paid
THROWN away 2as5sa se.5 rgayssaPs
N, ; u, u all the medicine given to her by physi-
curing tne three years they had been praccng upon
Mrs. GEORGE HERGER of Westfed w. r.
Ike GREATEST psa sna PsR seS
EARTHLY BA sas ssst1ss e
. .7,-,. nine months without receiving any benefit.
or suffering women" sS ' 'o-A w 10
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

Wagon cEseaA No yaenishinR necelsayy.
sassGh = yaie ys1 1sgU uSA ssssiot q 9
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
TREATING THE WRONG DISEASE.

The 'Favorite Prescriptit
poor suffering women"
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02

ment of myself and friends. I {
attending to the duties Of my no
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1887-04-02
| JEALOUS
| D0GToRs.

Of money, but received no laf
persuaded me to try your m,
because ! was prejudiced ag;
they would do me no good.
he would get me some of "
against the advice of my physi,
Fayorite Prescription, also s
ten dollars. I took three be
Favorite Prescription and I
years. l then gave the balance
was troubled in the same wa,
time. l have not had to ia
four years."
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
Il Poser.

Robert Purvis, one of the founders
and many years the president of tho
Anti-Slavery society, in a reminiscent
mood yesterday said: During slavery
days Wendell Phillips lectured one
evening of a day on which a number
of Methodist ministers held a confer
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
NEW YORK LUMBER
& Wood Yard
SO To 81 e. EtsJrc:sss )

East side of track one block south Of
depeteis where you VIII find number
one dry lumber, Sugar pine, Cedar,
Fir, and all Dimention lumber for
buildings, sawed and shaved cedar
shingles, Sash Doors, Blinds, Screen
Doors, Mouldings, Wall and Stair
ratings, Balusters, Brackets, Newell
posts, Ceiling, Rustic, Flooring, and
all kinds of Finishing lumber, sawed
and split Cedar posts, ! inch plank
sawed expressly for sidewalks. l
represent the Sugar Pine Door &
Lumber Co. Of Grants Pass Or which
from personal inspection | believe to
De the finest establishment on the Pa
cilic coast, it employees seventy men.
The Proprietors and Overseers are all
Eastern men and experts in the busi-
ness, the machinery is new and pat
up in the Lcst manner, and all under
srtict discipline and order. Their
work is all done by number one me-
chanics and is equal to any work of
the kind done in New York or the
East. Fruit boxes, Picket fences and
Gates complete. | also represent a
number one mill at Yoncolla where l
have sawed all Dimention lumber to
order on short notice. All guaranteed
as represented or no sale. Call and
see stock and prices before purchasing,
Stove wood constantly on hand at
HARD EEHEE aDleE4Bi5.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
cH1sGE OF TIDE.

President Cleseland's spocket veto"
OF the river and harbor bill on consti-
tutional grounds struck dumb with
surprise large portion of the people.
The rapid transit of the ship of state
on the republican Capitalization eched-
ule had ia twenty-five years almost
made the people forget that there are
such sacred and important things as
constitutional limitations upon the
pow er of congress, and the very name
of ESTATES rights" had almost become
mere memory. The assertion by the
president Of the proposition that the
little State creeks were not the subjects
Of congressional appropriation has
made the people scratch their heads
like old Rip Van Winkle and to be-
50 remember that tho glory Of our
freedom is the constitutional lllnita-
tions Of the great central Federal pow.
er. That power is intended for the
protection of the masses, but it is In
herently SO great that it might, if un-
checked, turn into oppression. Al
ready the masses OF the people every
where since republican rule began have
learned to look with dislike upon the
Federal courts and to Cub them the
railroad barons' courts. So the land
offices all over the country have until
recently always decided favorably to
the great corporations. And so with
most Of the other branches and arms
of the government. The idea was get
ting prevalent among the unthinking
that Uncle Sans government could
do anything; and were rapidly drift
ing away to the sea of unlimited Fed
eral power where every right of the
citizen would be subject to the wishes
OF the railroad barons through the
various arms and departments of tie
government Now however thought
ful men are raising the note Of alarm
and the tide has changed. Under tho
impetus of democratic ascendency we
are slowly drifting back to the safe and
constitutional mocrings of the fathers
of the Great Republic. Evening
Democrat.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25

This paper is kept on file at E. c. Dakes
advertising agency, O. and 65 Merchants Ex
change, San Francisco, Cal, where contracts
for advertising can be made for it.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
The World.

The republican senate was willing
to trust the administration with the
expenditure of eight times 100000
as proved by its votes. It's motto was
anything to get rid of the surplus; all
means to prevent reduction ofthe
bounties of protected monopolies."
The democratic house properly refused
to squander the surplus, though it had
proved itself incapable of reducing the
taxes that produce it. 1t yo!ed all
the money that can be economically
and wisely used to carry on the work
of reconstruoting the navy from the
ruin into which it fell under the repub-
lican rule.
President Cleveland again showed
himself capable of correcting mistake
by giving TO the river and harbor bill
the ''si!ent veto" which the World
yesterday urged HIM to mete out to it.
Last year he signed bad bin appro-
priating $l4,00Q,000 and containing
mary jobs. This years bill was
passed in an unusually scandalous
manner 1t was not consid cred by
the house, but was simply rushed
through The Senate added $4,000,
900 to it. including $4,000 as an en-.
tering wedge for the Hennepin canal
scheme. The President has done well
to save 100000 from the surplu.
squanderers.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
IN ARK4NsAW LEGISLATOR.

In the Arkansaw legislature: Men,
Der from Sandstone Knob-Mr. Speak
er, | hope sir, that you will let me
have few minutes time in which to
place myself square on the record.
Yesterday evening Mr.. Buckley Brown,
from Gum Bottoms, said that I had
accepted the present Of new hat
from railroad superintendent, and
hinted i'll way inclined to sting
sensitive man, that I had practically
sold myself. I should like to know
If there is anything in our constitution
that prevents man from accepting
presents. | say there is not, and, sir,
when our constitution arises and says
that | shan't take everything that is
given to me, then | will say. 'sMi. Con-
stitution, attend to your own affairs"
Alr. Speaker, | am present taker, and
as an encouragement to those who
may contemplate giving me something,
let me say that my capacity for taking
presents, although well developed, has
not been overtaxed. | may also say
that the man who won't take a hat
and thereby save the expense of buy
ing one, is composed of a mixture of
fool, liar and thief. I'd be afraid to
meet such man away out in the
woods. would feel sure that he
would knock me down and rob me.
| know of an affair in my country that
strongly illustrates the dishonesty of
men who are afraid to accept presents.
A red bearded fellow named Watson
NH 70 Xa.;ls fnr Mr CLARK AID made
n5TTTsUTT 50 1'scr1'i ...ssO- o1ern, "I.v "orr
knew how to appreciate merit, went
to him and said:
=" Watson, l never had man that
I think more OF than do of you."
"'Much obiceged 20 you,' replied
Watson.
"'And I have decided, Clark cor
tinued, 'to give YOU my daughter, To-
rcna."
Much obleegcd to you said Wat
son, 'but amt accoptin' any presents.
"Well, Mr. Speaker, that man was
50 honest that he would not accept the
daughter as present, but the next
day he ran away with Clark's wife.
Since then | have been extremely sus-
picious Of men who are too high-toned
to accept presents, and to keep other
fair-mirded men from suspectlng me-
| have determined to refuse nothing.
Arkansaw Traveller.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
NO.. 81.
1CROSTIC.

50 be your lives that God may bless,
To the end Of your bIief mortal time
Each other to love and fondly caress,
Protected by Him in this western cline
Happy may you be linked in Hymens chain
Each round ofpleasure TO bring you bliss,
No cares to wiring your hearts with pain
And the road Of adversely may you miss,
No sickness e'er come TO check your joy
Down the hill Of life as onyou 60,
Every phase OF life without some alloy
Mankind can not expect to know,
May God calm for you life's bolsterous blast
And fit you both for heaven at last.
Contented be your lot through life,
Heaven to be the designed goal 10 WIN
And by steering clear of wraneling strife
Doorways Of Gods Kingdom ye can enter in,
When old age creeps on and death draws
In peace may you lay down to die [near
Conscious of your lives @unblemish'd career
knowing and trusting your Father on high.
Respectfully dedicated by II. II. w. il
honor Of their marriage.
March 10th, 1887.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
Express Train.

LEW f. NItitIf d
Portland .4.50P P NJ. McMinHville. 800 Z. N.
McMnnyiIlc. A. NJ Portland -. 800 y. NJ.
Local tickets for sale ard baggage checked at COM
pany's up town Office cor. Pine and Second streets
Tickets for principal pointsin California can only be
procured at companys Office.
Corner and Front SITS, Portland, Or.
Freight will not be received for shipment after 3
o'clock P NJ on either the East or West Side DIV.
r. K0EHLER, E. T. BottEhS'
Manager. u T. " raSs agent.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25

It will no doubt make Bismarckis
ewes water to be informed that the
militia strength of the United States
is s, 100000 men; and if the German
Chancellor ever saw militia company
in line on muster day he will know
what these figures mean to any nation
that should attempt to ruffie the PIN
ions of the American eagle.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25

Perhaps God shows US things, some
times and puts them away again for
US, to give US by and by, when we are
bigger; as mothers do with children's
that are too beautiful for
them to have right off.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25

The Boston Record advises fresh
men in college to keep diary though
out the course. 1t is fact that the
diary for the first year would be, as a
rule, interesting, if written candidly.
An account of a freshman's feelings
when held under a pump or smoked
out would be narrowing enough to turn
small boys hair gray.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25
FARM FOR SALE.

One Small Farm for sale containing
go acres, 60 acres good farming land.
The balance good timber and pasture
well watered and all fenced. For par
ticulars enquire of
F. CoRNUTT, Riddles, Oregon.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25

The reason why General Ben But
ler's recent fal! on an icy pavement did
no harm is accounted on the ground
that two slippery surfaces coming in
contact rarely Injuries either force. 1t
is something like an expression Of mus
tual admiration.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1887-03-25

Il
same train with Phillips. One of the
ministers, big clustering fellow, IN
quired in a loud voice if Wendell
Phillips was on the train.
'''Yes, sir; there he is, answered the
conductor, pointing to the great abo-
litionist, who sat quietly in the rear
of the car.
"The inquiry naturally excited
great deal of interest, and everybody
in the car turned around to take look
at the man then so much talked about.
You're Wendell Phillips, are youl'
yelled the minister, half turning in his
seat.
1" yes, sir that is my name, re-
piled Phillips, with characteristic
blandncss of voice.
"Well, sir, l was just about writ
ing you letter
Indeed; should no doubt have
had great pleasure in reading it.
"No, you wouldn't! No, you wouldn't!
l was going to give you some sound
advice | want you to understand,
sir, that there are no slaves up north
here. You have no right to go about
raising disturbances and delivering un-
pleasant lectures. Why don't you go
down south and lecturel"
I" Sir said Phillips, half rising in
his seat, you are minister of the
gospel, are you notF
eyes, sir"
i" 1T is your mission to save souls
from hell, is it notP
| Eyes, sir."
"'Then why don't you go thereP
s.In the tumult of laughter that fol-
lowed the minister grabbed his valise
and fled to another car Philadelphia
Times.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1887-02-16
Corrections.

Mr.. EditOr The following paragraph |
find in the Rural Vermonter of last week:
Lists of the dead and wounded, we are
credibly informed, were prepared on Satur-
day by the physicians whom the railway
took from Burlington. These were with
held from the observation of correspondents,
who were seeking information for which
anxious friends and an expectant public
were waiting and handed to President
Smith, who kept the seclusion of his private
car near the wreck. No correspondent was
allowed to see the list. Up to Saturday
evening all means or facilities for furnishing
list of the dead and injured were studi-
ously and Systematically monopolized by
the president and those acting under his
authority. So says trustworthy person
who was in position to know"
had the honor of assisting DIR. Grinnell
who was the chief of the medical staff, in
preparing the descriptive list of the
wounded, which list was not finished from
the doctors rough notes till Saturday even
ing, and was then given to all the papers
there represented, so far as know, and in
Guiding the Associated Press. This list was
revised and corrected on Sunday by myself,
under direction of Drs Grinnell, Frost and
Bingham, and made as complete as possible
for use before the railroad commission.
President Smith did not arrive at the wreck
till about three o'clock in the afternoon,
and did not then remain in his car nor did
he see the list of wounded that day, as it
was not made out until evening, as before
stated | went to the wreck in the interest
OF the Boston press, and was afforded every
facility to obtain information which was
consistent with the circumstances, and
think Mr.. Forbes, the Vermont representa-
tive OF the Boston journal, will say the same
for himself, and so far as ] saw all reason
able attention and facilities were afforded
TO all the representatives of all the papers,
though some seemed to feel abused because,
as DIR. Grinnell remarked, he would not
stop in his care for the wounded and talk
with them about those under his care.
was constantly at the wreck and about
where the wounded and dead were from
Saturday till Wednesday night, and it ap.
peared to me that the officers of the road
were inviting the most thorough investga-
ton and giving all possible assistance in the
gaining and giving of information. This
statement is made solely in the interest OF
truth and justice, and without solicitation
from, or knowledge of, the officials of the
road. o. M. TINKHAM.
North Pomfret, February II, 1887