The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-06-15
BRIC-A-BRAC.
Now the airy summer rose
Scents. the silent woodland close,

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And the hornet stings the urchin
On his nose, nose, nose.
Now the snowy daisies swim
In the brecZes by the rim
OF the brooklct where the hockey
Players swim, swim, swim.
The dark ages -Womcn's.
\ waist basket-Thc corset.
Cheapest gas-The demagoguc.
A roaring success-A mad bull.
When a man lies the devil laughs.
A bad jury in a law suit-Pcrjury.
A regular poser-The photographer.
An honorable VEGA vice President.
A Misunderstanding the wrong girl.
Straight from the shOulder-Thc sleeve.
A sad "spectacle"-Thc single cycglass.
Every bad act is n knot on the thread Of
life.
Some rise before the lark, others fall after
a lark.
The grandcst verse ever composed-Thc
universe.
The best beverage for hot weather is
cold tea.
Time is the silent barber who mows away
mans top hair.
Never try to swccten too many cakes with
a drop Of molasscS.
To what geological formation does rock
the cradle belong?
A shoe manufacturing company is not n
~soleless corporation.
What is a platform? Something to be
trodden under foot.
The modern dandy can trnthfully cNclaim,
81 really havnt an idca!'
Mint statistics-The number of iulcps
dispensed by the bartender.
A father who put his son into n law Of.
flee, speaks of him rs his son in.law
The easiest way to take a Joke good ma
turcdly is to do it with the scissors.
Youth discounts the future, but age offers
a premium for the return Of the past.
When ignorance is bliss it is folly to ask
your landlady what she puts in the hash.
What kind Of pine is the most difficult
to saw into lumber? The porcupinc.
The dictionary is no so large us the post
Office, but it contains more letters TO the
square inch.
To read the divorce trials il would seem
as if Stupid, and not Cupid, wa the God
Of Love.
A Southern editor says that al. angels are
blondes. From this we would infer that
he married a brunette.
When a man measures out glory for him
SCI nc IS Always hohes'' ana hcapS up inc
Culture is good; but there is no amount
Of culture that will make the cabbage bios.
som like the rose.
If we would only call things by their
right names, we should have moro thieves
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All the works Of Nature equally show her
pUmu. - ~ coulu ilahc Que gram OF
''"u oo"'" "'"Nc " iioun'"."'
oncoi the most rcilable prophets we have
Is nn o.u sptHhleu men. one never prophc-
"N' .6S "''i "''oi '"' 'sS % i"''
Art creates nothing. III can paint n dog
so natulal lnat we may Try TO whistle nm
oP "'' u lis '"" Won ""S'
he man VINO propnc'lcs Isl 1901. lic
eau Sucss ncarcr 'H"h nc can pro,lhcSy, ana
'hch 'hc misses ooh couht against nm.
The very best thing wc can do, if We
ever reach the top round of hcladdcr, is to
get safely down again as soon AS possible
Geese are called fools; but ] notice that
an Ola ganucr never males wih a guSiing,
nor never hunts Tor grass in " sand pit.
The easiest way TO mark table linen
Leave the baby and a blackberry pic alone
at the table for three minutes.
a tramp will not leave empty. handed
from the good mans door-nol if he can
reach an ovcrcoat from the hail rack.
Rubb saws that ,bo only fouI, ho Gras
with strawberry shortcokc is thc sh"rtncss
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