The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-08-11
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Oi TIE scs ssllis The pitcher thai ] hcai
csoA hsassed mora
There st a niil.ossrs yosnr lsdie'
d suslss Bat ihsr cone high.
lis, piiy thai eur ssisLb0fs DO 20,
lpoy .. .sii - sc Do vhsi 10 beat fo'
iken.
A Lo1dos soxieiy Jp,g1sai attempts
u destroy BsE.lo Biil's social prestige
by ss.priing iss, be eats peas With bio
hattie
n yon can get swsy icr sBnIsr va
o.iior u ia beet 70 SO II you cannot
yca viii God great comfort IN tho reflection
that there 10 90 plsoe like bone.
A lhiis boy bears bs ssstsr cay thai
Adam sss the frsi Haan. shd vhen be VAS
ssled Who the hri -omsp ss. replied
"As.m. moibu
Fsihsr al fair one--"Ws close up here
~ isn orioei Brass beaded hssu
That. seed ,ae. II Keeps islloss
cot .ho dent inos enough 10 get ihsIds
sstisf
: II 10 ssid ths, the Indian name Chant.
saqus mssns "essy desth. We slsAys
suppose u meant talked 10 death. :"
These lpdi.n idioms are great deal toe
much Tor IA
"A farmer ssidi ''one thing l don't
lile shout city folks they he either so
stuck up that you cant reach EN- With
baysisck pole OF so blamed friendly ibs,
they forge, to pay their board.
A Teas editor who advertised that be
.ould take country produce for subscrip-
ilons. had rendered = couple OF wildcats 10
boz. but he Indignantly drew the line 81
Wildcats
Ia Jspsn. sccording 10 correspond
ent . man introduced bis better half ~
my fool Of wife" Ia japan ell the fur.
nitufe Is made OF light bamboo, and such
thing A. . rolling pin is unknown.
JIMMY vas walking 10 the woods,
when all At once came on the biggest
hind Of 8 rsttlesnake. Ps-"How do you
know IL vas = rattlesnake, jimmy
by the way my teeth ratified as soon ~
| ssw him.
Sacred to his memory" said Fogg,
reading the legend on the tombstone Of
his dead friend Hawkins: why Hawkins
never had any memory. He never could
remember anything for five minutes IN ali
bis life. "
Did you ever hear The Msidenp
Pfayet'" asked q travelling man Of an
old merchant who bad Ave daughters.
"Did ever You bet have; with oil the
variations from matinee tickets TO seslskin
sacks.
--Cosiumer (in the restaurant wait
or. how long have you bad this fish on
handY' Waiter --"Dat | coudnt say sab
lse only been wukin' here bout ~
month"
Stranger -iave you any anarchists in
this town Resident Not one This is
prohibition town. yon see. stranger
What has that TO do with the mstters
Resident Everything You never fnd any
anarchists where there is no beer
Chicago Man TO friend DO you
suppose Robinson would lend me hun
dred dollsrs2 Friend Well, l dunno.
Now is good time to ak him for II; he's
,ust got divorce from his wife
Game -First confidence msn--"How
did you make II down in Kansas" Sec
ond ditto Lost oil the money / took
with me- First ditto-'Howf Policeman
grab your" Second ditto D. No, real estate
agent got hold Of me"
mo. Bobby" said bis mother. zone
piece Of pie Is quite enough for you"
IT'S funny" responded Bobby with an
injured tone, "you say that you are anx-
ious that should learn 10 eat properly.
aud We, you wont give me . chance to
prscticel"
Etiquette says, The husbands card
should always accompany that OF bis wife
upon I'll formal occasions" We don't
know much about the game, but II slrikes
US that il the vile holds both bowels and
the ace. backed by couple Of good eide
cards. she might venture 10 play !. alone
~iihost the assistance from her husband.
TELL mr." be whispered with the
hosrseness OF emotion, whispered as il be .
feared the murmuring surf might catch
The question aud bear il TO some other ears
Tell me. have Jon ever loved?" Sb.
,rembled. She hesitated for . moment,
aud be thought he felt her bushes glow
into his eyes. She trembled. and 10 a
still. soit whisper, gentle ~ the summer
brsze. answered. Not this summer"
A Bar Hsrbor msn unscquAinted with
the modern system Of piping houses. went
into shop. during the recent bot wave.
ssd turusd the faucet TO gets drink Of
water He go, the wrong faucet and did /,
not discover bis mistake until be bad tab.
10 good swallow Of bot wster. Dropping
bis glass 10 hurry. heerclained: Great
hesvensl | know il vas hot day. but ]
iidpt think IL wonld hes, that water like
Ibstr'
She lthoughtfnllyl -George. dear, are
here not times in your life when the
pa,hos and truth OF that most beautiful
u all songs. Home sweet home, there 10
20 place like home, appear TO you with
startling ,isidness. add al your soul with
Ionginsf He "a base bali player)-
les. indeed. particularly when Tn on the
hiri base With tuo men out