Telegram-herald., 1887-03-21
HEB TURNS HIS NAME
We Win Hereafter Know Him
a. Uncle Ben.
RE LECTURES TIE Pal0F READER
Aaa Ssncs "a q Ficfitio0s infsrsis'~
xsth Mart MOI xomsrr-if :
G0od. f1oosvsr, ara PROBABLY
Gives ths Comrlissioner
Ssntiusa Correctly.

rcEs laq a tie moru.8 A typical o.
Pa.r.az's Uag if is too Those lac1y people
Eho have 4ats t4eif escape. ard t1laa
peass aad resi- Ia Faziia. are 10 Be eoasr4E-
alafed -Nsssr ml8t zoe seather, = tns
EiaG don't bios. 10 my m0tle- Congress
1lau Fisher. among Others, made up ns
rafad = avoid tie rIst attending a sadten
r-aog.. A. ta.s ssas3n ifom Washingtoa %
= more char zsabls climate. PFsf-ring
Fle,.f. fo t1s .alr-s ol saginaw Bay and
Is4r Har1n .a aaren. ls nas given up
hls -hfr-i house oa Rhode Island ave. and
has tsxen bis lamlF o. lne lald oi al-gaIors
a. orange
tlalfla Is mach neareF Warrington only
tesnfF- .0ur nolrs gia. he Atlantic Coast
lI4s-sn1 aaleh farther fronl pneumonia
anl other pulmonary complaints than Bay
CIV therefore tie plgcky member foFu
ihs lrufh District hath chosen the better
part 4 have fhe honor 70 acxnoN NieiSs
The r-csipt GA yesterday of a friendly call
frofn al Ola lrl-al Mr. FOlgr. the
merchant mL ier.of Grand hrapids. on his
.ag home irom the south and ANXIOUS 20
4el houe e.laout unnecessary delay. Ar.
N1st ) vel prepared % tell what he
Itarnsd and describe Nhat 10 saw on MS
ioarnsv. aat hls many friends Vii be IN
t-rsstsf ll n.s account thsY may oe satisn-
e uAny oi lhem With his narrative OF
srrtrislces and conclude % wait while
before seiug t1 see lor them selves.
Nlr Davis. lne well man. has gone home
w~l alllslsd with the results OF bis visit
All the people OF hrs district vii derive
benefit f-um bis requirements.
Yoa say in your headlines over my las,
letter that & "obiect 20 cbestnuts it vas
the che8lnut-heli thar / vas afraid OF. I
imarined could hear 70. although l was
sgat hundred miles By rsii distant.
There Is ols thing I 40 most seriously
object CD ani hat IS typographical errors.
Ihs printer spoiled ny story Of two weeks
AZ concerning the Son OF Erin. who
Vas called uDou 10 fenO0uce, not % re
member The world, the flesh and the devil
That word "renounce' vas the only one IN
rhe c1um lnica.!0n be failed 10 read cor
reCsiY
And aog the Hon. Martin " Montsom-
erv our Commissioned of Patents, Is going
D. .eaye US as soon rs a suitable and COM
petsnt persoa" can be found willing 70
accept bis place. The genial Comm nissioneT
Is not recommending The place very highly
o. asIirants for office. On Monday. tie
lith inst. the following very interesting
sileges report oi an interview appeared ia
the fosf,
Commissioner Montgomery. ofthe Patent
OdCe. IS Ni'lng 20 remain until the lSt OF
May ii saitzols man % rA the office OF
Comm Ssi0usr II Patents should not b.
found before then. but he IS anxious 20 get
away % his home in Michigan ss soon after
the lsf 0f April a. it Will suit the cOnven-
isnce OF the President 10 relieve him. No
man was ever more thoroughly tired Of
public office. than a two-years tenure has
made Mr. Montgomery. aud the Oane Of his
Official existencs has been the office seeker.
MANY time said he 20 a fbsi reporter,
- II
a uan--a Congressman mavbe-Out Of my
Office. wls that 10 Was a public office ana
Did not belong e. me. Day after day have
sst in the pafeat Ofhce and been subjected
Co the iusolence and abuse Of Official office
seekers. which I would not have suffered
for one single moment bad been IN NY
own law Office Oficialy / have Dad 10 b.
pleasant and polite 70 men who deserved %
oe kicked our OF doors. don't
think fhat there is another
Office In the Government. which
suffers one quarter the annoyance imposed
apon the Patent Office My predecessor
Ben Butterw0rh. The sweetest tempered
msn imaginable. win spirits naturally IN
cIinst 20 Be as bright and as free "a sun
beams. tells nls that IL he bad remained any
longer r tas office be would have had no
.emuer lrft. and probably no hair he says
be believes be would have become either
victim t1 chronic mearcnOlia or be would
have been driven sfarx mad. / believe be
does rot exaEgeraie. J. a-miv believe a
corfiuUance in fhs Office would produce
some sach resaIt .n We. Naturally, sm
rot sncn an ST. tempered person myself bnt
feel flat fls cor saant naE-uaE -nagglug
thar have bad to stand during my two
wears af Office has fsser good deal OF TEN
per oar .f ulc. Women. women. con
rnuef Mr. M1urgoruery. he women are
the rause al t When ! ses Vel sn0yn