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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30
THE LIMEKlLN CLUB.
Brother Gardner Enectiveiy sflences
Recaicltrant Brother.


Recaicltrant Brother.
For some weeks past Elder Shinbone
Whitbeck has exhibited signs of nsub-
ordination. This is said TO be owing
to the fact that he drew thirteen dol
lars in a lottery and wants TO establish
n club Of his own--a society with less
formality and moro lemonade. IL was
evident from his actions when the
meeting opened that he had an iron
hot, and the triangle had scarcely sent
forth it's stricken voice when he was on
his feet and addressing the president
"Brudder Whitbeck, you ar out of
order" replied the chair.
"Does dc char decide dat l ar out
Of orderP"
"It does, sah."
"Den 'pcals from tho decishun of
de char"
"Your peal am out of order, sahr"
IL also 'peals from dat dccishun, an
/ axes fur vote Of dc lodge"
It was plain TO all members that
Shinbone was out Of order, and that he
was seeking to force some issue.
Brother Gardner looked at him in n
dazed sort Of way for minute, and
then asked:
''Does Brudder Whitbeck know dat
he is liable to fine Of from six to 'leben
thousand dollarsP"
mo. sahl demand a vote on my
'peall"
"Does you intend to bulldoze dis
cha'rp"
81 intend to hev my rights under dc
constitushun an bylaws of dis club. i
hev 'pealed from your decishun."
"Does any pusson second dat 'pealp'
asked the presidentas he looked up and
down the aisles.
No one did.
The old man slowly removed the
spectacles from his nose, took the rhine
stone pin from his bosom and calmly
descended the platform and approached
the elder. The latter started to pull n
brick-bat wrapped in alligator skin
from his hind pocket, but before he
could get II out something serious hap
pened. From the reporters desk it
seemed as IL his heels hit the ceiling
and his head the floor in rotation. One
of his shoes sailed into the southwest
corner and struck State-Rights Green
in the stomach, and other flew in the
east and upset Colonel Pan Handle
Jackson. Buttons, buckles, broken
suspenders, boot straps and recipes for
making root beer filed the air and were
drawn toward the open windows, and
the bumpety-bumps on the floor so
alarmed the grocer down stairs that he
ran out and sought to turn in fire.
alarm. BY and by deep hush fell
upon Paradise Hall. Brother Gardner
returned to his chair. Giveadam Jones
put his coat under the head of the pull
verized man, and the floating frag-
ments slowly drifted out into the sol
emn night.
"All Guv'ments shoum rule by law"
said the president as he toyed with
his spectacles, "but when subjects defy
de law an de Guv'ment, too, dc Guv'-
ment should be ekal TO de occashun.
Does any one else in dis hall want to
peal from de decision Of dis char un-
der de head Of Communications >
Not hoof moved.
"Werry well. De remains Of de victim
will be toted into room number three
an kivered up wild piece Of floor-cloth
and dc Committee on DE Lost an Gone
will make sich arrangements fur dc
funeral as seems consistent wild do &C.
cashun. We will now dispatch the biz.
ness on de seckretary's desk. Detroit
Free Press.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30
so AWFULLY HoRRIo.
The Sort OF Thing That Happens TO Every
Oity Society Reporter.

The Sort of Thing That Happens to Every
Oty society Reporter.
He was an anomaly Of his kinda
modest reporter He had dropped in
to the Elite Club ballroom to write a
ten-line notice Of the affair
Suddenly he found himself confront
ed By bcjeweled aud bedecked lady,
who said, sweetly:
All, / know you; you're one Of
those horrid reporters, aren't your"
81 am n reporter, madam "
81 knew it, And you've come to
write all sorts Of horrid things about
US poor ladies, who can't help our
selves!"
"lrdeed, madam. -"
80, yes, you will just think
you reporters too horrid for any
thing /"
IL am not --"
You go and put all sort Of things
in the papers about Us. It's just
dreadful get real cross about il :"
~ assure you, madam, that --"
40, well, | suppose its your bust
ness to be 50 horribly awful / sup
pose you have come to write up all the
costumes in your horrld way; and
you'll have all our names m the paper,
tool
"No, madam, | --"
80, i know you will You always
say you won't and then you do I!
You're just so dreadful / do think
It's too provoking in youl We poor
ladies can't do a thing that you don't
put in the paper "
~ intend writing but brief notice
Of this ball"
30, well, / suppose you'll put in
some names; so here is my card, 50
that the name won't be spelled wrong,
as II was in your account oi Mrs. De
Whites party! Aud there's \ good
description Of my costume on the back
Of the card. Don't forget 10 write
diamond ornaments = think I'm
real good 10 take so much trouble for
you. when you are so perfectly horrid
rs to go and put It all in the papers.
o, you wicked, naughty, horrid man
Il makes me cross TO look at you !
Goodbye BE sure you get my name
right this time. You'll be more horrid
than ever II you n'tl"-Zenas Dane,
IN Puck.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

LakeP A burn nearly two inches deep
and five inches In circumference Is ex-
posed on the right thigh, which was
behind the three bunches. A frightful
wound is on the other thigh.
I'VE think he will live, madam. He
has stood the worst of Il.
All! yes, II spoiled that Fourth Of
July in that town. IL almost broke the
heart Of the editors good wife.
Il would have been much better II
the little boy had not appeared so
nearly exhaustcd-the doctors said.
lie suffered brayely. He did not
die. The next Fourth Of July he
hobbled out on his crutches TO see the
procession.
In few summers he was able 20
walk without crntches.
Was he not luckyP Hc did not seem
10 think 50. lie moved westward, aud
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

Ven, she comes Quit. DEM goes
Mein arms apout her neck drows;
KEGS her vonce und Won, two, dree-
Dem vass dc mat er vas NIT met
Meinself In de gutter fount
Mein nose vas plood, mein hett doornet
rount.
II vas her bruder kries: "Vot's decS
Dot you haf dare mein sister keesr'
] rose me oop, und denn l say
"Vas dees not Independence Day,
Vcnn 7 can do shust like pleasei
like dot your sister KEGS"
Ho calls at me nit awful frown:
"Und fplease dot knock you town,
Remember dot vass you may like,
Another may not shust so strike.
Der liberty is fiery goot
Dot steps not on another's footr'
GEORGE BIRDsEYE
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30
ITnEsE earthquake quivers are very ar
rowing.

FooD makes Blood and Blood makes
Beauty. Improper digestion Of food neces-
sarily produces bad blood, resulting In a
feeling of fullncss in the stomach, acidity,
heartburn, sick-headacho, and other dys.
peptic symptoms. A closely confined lhe
causes indigestion, constipation, bilious
ness and loss Of appetite. To remove thega
troubles there is no remedy equal TO Prick
ly Ash Bitters. II has been tried and
proven to be a specific.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

MANY People refuse TO take Cod Liver
Oil on account OF its unpleasant taste
This difficulty has been overcome In Scotts
Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophos.
phites. II being as palatable ns milk, and
tho most valuable remedy known for the
treatment of Consumption, Ecrofula and
Bronchitis, General Debility, Wasting Dis
eases Of Children, Chronic Coughs and
Colds, has caused physicians In all parts oi
the world 10 use IT, Physicians report oui
little patients take II with pleasure Try
Scotps Emulsion and DO convinced.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

To Relieve Asthma.--Wet blotting
paper in strong solution of saltpeter;
dry 1t and burn a piece three inches
square on plate in sleeping room,
and it will afford quick rclief.-Indtd-
ndpolis Sentinel.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

-Gray-"T'ye seeu that old man at
the corner every day for so many years
that the locality would appear unfa-
miliar without him." Black - He's
like venerable actor. isn't hep" G..
-'ln what respectf" b. "Why,
he's AN old stager. 70 be sure. ."--Bos.
l0n Dnd1el.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

The three RS brought Regret. Roproach
and Remorse to great political party In
1884. The three P's, when signifying DR..
Pierce's Purgative Pellets, bring. Peaco "a
the mind, Preservation and Perfection Of
health to the body.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

Elm trent ask: he 20 me say;
Dot dis vas Independence Day.
Und vass ist dassi "Dor day." sctt he,
Dot We from Engclrad got free,
More as Gin hundred years ago.
Dots Independence" Is dot sol
He toit me. on decs day, for true,
I any dings likes could do.
Dcnn 10 myself "Ahar' I say,
dot brctty girl agross de way,
Nenn she como Quit py de door,
KEGS her vonce, und den some more"
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

fOriginai.l
Vcnn fursi 10 decs land haf come,
Mi wonder vas struckcn dumb.
Der streets, der houses und der atccpica
Der cars, der stcampoats und der pcopiesi
IND how dose many peoples lccf--
To 40 dot same mooch would gecf.
Won mUrrcn, early, ffe o'clock,
vas awake me nit Won shock,
Der cannons roar, der guns purst Quit
Der pistols pane, der peoples shouiti
shoomp der bctt, und on der floor,
und wonder vass der fight is for.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

r. W. TASsILL & Co, Chicago;
Everybody wants "Tansill's Punch" &c
G gar now; thoy were always good but OF
late they have improved. l heartily APP
prove Of your way Of doing business, you
are sure TO hold and increase your trade.
A AREND, Druggist, Chicago, Ill.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

THE world astounded with the startling
and new disclosures OF science on tho pol
sonous effects OF tho alcohol in wine, beer,
whisky, brandy, etc. See the July number
Sold everywhere, or address w Jennings
Demorest, 10 East 14th Street, ~ Y.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

PIsO's Remedy for Catarrh Is agreeable
10 use. II Is not liquid or n snuff. SOC.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

A LOCOMOTIVE that blows to pieces is a
new mechanical toy.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

THE Cochin parade-the morning strut
OF the barn-yard fowls
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

1t is wonderful, TO those who have
not had experience in high gardening.
what profusion Of plant growth can
be obtained from small patch Of
ground. A small garden. cultivated
by the hand Of experience. and with
plenty Of good manure and other fer
tilizers at hand. will yield two, three.
or even four crops Of some. kinds OF
vegetables in a season. But the lazy
mans garden doesn't yield that way.
Sec Proverbs "a; 30-3S. IN T. Ex-
aniner.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

SHuS Ointments and Lotions for skin dis
eases and use Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hilps Hair and Whistler Dye, 5Oc. The best
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

IS favor OF protcctlon-the old maid
Hdrper't Bdzar.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

STANDS TO reason-the gentleman whC
has the floor. Bottom Trdtseript.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

Lots Of pretty girls in New York
wear nutmeg around their neck as a
charm against malaria Young men
have IL sprinkled on top OF a glass OF
milk aud things for the rsne purpose
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

PocKErISo the ensult-acceptlng bribel
-BostOH Odzette.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell 1t. 25c.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

A SURPRISE party-twins. .-Tera' Str
faOs
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30
Tho Five sisters.
There were nvo fair slatera. and each had an

There were ave fair sisters, and each had an
aim
Flora would fain bo fashionable damei
Scholarly SuHRn'H selection was bOokHt
COquettish Cora cared more for good looks;
Anna. ambitious, aspired after wealth.
Sensible Sarah sought nrst Tor good health.
so she took DIR. Pierco's Golden Medical
Discovery and grew healthy aud blooming
Cora's beauty quickly faded; Susan's eye
sight failed from over-study; Flora became
nervous and fretful in striving after fash
ion, and a sickly family kept Annals hus-
band poor. But sensible Sarah grew daily
mere healthy, charming and intelligent,
and she married rich.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1887-06-30

An carly struggle-tryIng to get your
wife 70 build the fire.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-04-02
Application for a Patent



Eureka. Nevada, February 0, A. d. 1858.
NOTICE ~ HEREBY GIVEN THAT
~ j. r. Falls. q. q. Heath and tho Valley
Mil a Mining Company. whose post Office Ad-
dress Is Pahranagst, Lincoln County, Nevada, has
this day hied their application Tor patent for
6ftoeu hundred linear ie.t OF the .'Fifth Of July
mine or vein, bearing gold and silver. with sur
face ground six hundred feet Ia width, situated
In Pahranagat Lake Mining District, County OF
Lincoln and state VI Nevada, and designated BY
Office as Lot Number 81, In 7. wnship 4, s Range,
90 Of Mount Diablo Meridian. Abe exterior
boundaries Of said Lot NO 81 being as follows.
~ wit:
Beginning At post marked No. !, U Survey
No 81, 1, y II, 80 r., section 8; thence the
North \ post OF sec. 8. T I. 3 II, 80 n. bears N
81 deg 7Vd feet. thence running, LIST course. u
II deg W 1900 feet, to post marked No 2. u y
Survey No ~, old monument bears n deg W
~ feet from said port M 2. Thence, "a
=, y y survey No 81, old monument bears q ~
deg rs feet from post No 3. Thence, Sd
coilrre, II deg u 1900 feet. TO post No 4, U =
survey No 81; old monument bears N IS Deg W
feet from post Not. Thence. 4th course, = ~
deg 600 feet, to post No l the place Of begin
ming. Containing 20 100 acres. Courses ex.
pressed from the true meridian, with magnetic
variation Of IL deg kast.
The location OF this mine 10 recorded In the
Recorders ONCE Of Lincoln County. nevada, In
Book Of Mining Notices. page ISL, Of the records
Of Lincoln County, Nevada. This claim liz
bounded byn known claims.
Any and all persons claiming adversely any
portion Of the said Fifth Of July mine or surface
ground arc required to file their adverse claims
with the Register Of the United States Land
Office al Eureka, In the state Of nevada, during
the sixty days period Of publication hereof, or
they will be- barred by virtue OF the provisions
OF the Statutes.
F.H. HINoKLEY, Register.
II IL hereby ordered that the foregoing Notice
Of Application for Patent be published for the
period OF ten consecutive weeks In the Phoebe
REcoAD o weekly newspaper Published II
Phoebe, Lincoln County, Nevada.
fl7-i0t i. n. HINoKLEY. Register.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-04-02
Notice TO lienholdsrs.

NIoTICEIs HEREBY GIVEN THAT TIM
IN undersigned has commenced in action in
the Justice Court Of Phoebe Township, Lincoln
County, State Of Nevada, IN which action the
undersigned IL plaintiff snd knyfowsr silver
Mining Company. Ohio mine aud Comet
mine are defendants. which sctior Il
brought to enforce lien In favor Of piatptif
aud against defendants, upon the following
dascribed property and premises, situated III
Bristol Mining District. Iincoin County, STAT
Of Nevada. to wit: The property known = Inc
Mayfowor mine. IN said District containing GO,
dollars, gold coin, and is claimed under
lsturs Of the stste Of Nevada, entitled
IAN Act to secure liens TO mechsnics
and others ,andto repeAiallothcr Acts iu rels.
tion eheretn. approved March Al, lA76. Nov.
snereiore, al persons having holding or claim.
ins hens upon said rremissr under the provis.
ions OF said Act are hereby notifsd 70 be ard
appear before said Court on the 17th dsy 81
February, A. D 1853. At 10 O'Clock 4. NJ, and
proof thereof.
ia7td NARk CHUR1cH, IAsnhoidss.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-04-02
Application for a Patent

No. Gei.
NJ Office Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT A. Nc
IN MAhoN aud J. l.. ROUTZONa. whose
postoffice address 10 Bullionville. Lincoln
county, Nevada, has this day Md their appllca-
tion for patent for fifteen hundred Linear feet
Of the Magnolia" mine or vein bearing silver
with surface ground six hundred feet In width.
situated In highland Mining District County OF
Lincoln and state of Neveda, and designated BY
the field notes and official plat on Ale In this
office as lot No. 81, located on unsurveyed i,nds.
The exterior boundaries Of said lot No. 81 being
as follows. to wit;
Beginning ut a post marked No. !, U survey
No. ", whence the Mendha brick smohestack,
marked q mineral monument No. l, bears i
c9* deg 3425 feet This sDokeatack il about
rs feet high and feet square at the base. The
main shaft in this claim bears N 80 deg W 500
ieet Tine notice monument stands feet north
Of the center Of the shaft, thence running. lat
course, = n deg W 1900 feet, 10 q post marked
No. ., survey No. 81; thence, Cd course, N
IL deg " coo feet, to post markek No. 8, u y
survey No. 81; thence. Sd cour-o O, II deg y
1910 feet, to post marked No. 4. U 3 survey No,
81, and thence, 4th course, IS deg COO feet. to
post No. |, the place OF beginning; Containing
20 66 100 acres. Posts Nos. l and 4 stand In tho
original location monuments. Posts Nos 2 and
stand about 40 feet essterly Of the original 10.
cation monuments. Magnetic variation, 10 de.
grees eLst.
The location Of this mine ia recorded In the
Recorders Office Of Lincoln county, Nevada. In
book OF mining notices. This claim Ia
bounded on the east and west by extensions Of
this lode-names unknown--and on the north
and south by no Known elaine. Any and all
persons claiming adversely any portion Of said
Magnolia mine or surface ground are required
to file their adverse claims with the Register oi
tho United States Land once 1t Eurek, 10 thu
State VI Nevada. during the sixty days period q
publication hereof, or they will be barred By
virtue Of the provisions Of the statute.
R.H. HINCKLEY, Register,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-04-02


The curious canals" on the surface Of
Mars are like nothing elss known, and
still remain unexplained. They are seen
- nearly straight lines, and appear like
cuttings, with parallel sides, extending
from sea to sea across the planets conti-
nsnts- They were discovered few years
ago BY Schiaparelli. an italian astrono-
mer, and their existence has been con.
6rmed by several other observers.
That must have been . grsnd and
beautiful sight at Niagara FalIsl" he ex.
claimed. ~ he looked up from his paper.
Another ice-bridgel" Yes. should
li'-e to have seen it. How far did it ex.
tend?''
II didn't refer to an ice.bridge Of any
sort, sir. but hackman having been
found frozen to death in Prospect Park.
Detroit Free Prsss.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-04-02
Application for a Patont

NO. lou.
UEIrKp STATES LAND OFFICE,
Eureka, Nevada. February 3, A d. 1883.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT JANIS
IN ID. LEHMER, whose postoffice address IN
Cincinnati, Ohio. has this day hled his appii-
cation for patent for fifteen hundred linear
feet OF tho Lohmer mine or vein bearing gold
and silver. with surface ground six hundred
feet IN width. situated 10 Pahrausgat Lake Min.
ing District, County OF Lincoln, state Of Ne
vsds, and designated by the neld notice and
official plat on Ale iu this offce As Lot Number
~. In Township $. South Range, 90 East OF
Mount pisblo Ieridirn. The exterior bounds.
ries Of said Lot No IA being ss follows, to ali;
HegiDning at post marked No !. U Survey
No %, 8. 8 Il, 50 y, Section ~, VI ID NJ, whence
the NE cornei post Of Section 81, T 8, q X, 90
L, besrS b " deg \ i37 feeti old monument and
post the same. Thence running. LIST course, 8
10 deg W 1900 feet, to post marked No Q, u 4
Survey No 49,; old monument being cedar tree
IL inches In diameter and besrr 3 "a deg W 8
feet from post No2. Thence. I'd course, N "a
deg 800 feet. to post No 3, U . survey No 81
old monument bears y GAN deg W ~ feet from
post Nos. Thence, Sd course, N 10 deg II 1900
feet. to post No 4. U = survey No IS; old NOM.
mert bears n ~ deg W IS feet from post No /.
Thence, 4th course. 8 "a deg 4 1850 feet to poet
No !. the place Of beginning. Containing 10
65-l0v acres. Courses expressed from the irne
meridian, with magnetic variation Of ID deg
Esst.
Abe location Of this mine is recorded in tho
Recorders ofiice OF Lincoln County, Nevada, In
Book OF Mining Notices. page ZIG. Of the records
OF Lincoln County. Nevada. This claim Is
bounded BY no known claims.
Any and all persons claiming adversely any
portion Of said Lehmer mtne or surface ground
are required TO ale their adverse claims with the
Register Of the United Slater Land oirce ct Eu.
reks. In the State Of Nevada, during the SIXTY
days period o. publication hereof, or they viii
b. barred by virtue OF the provisions OF the
Statute.
+. HfNCKLEY. Register.
III hereby ordered that the foregoing notice
OF application for patent be published for the
period Of ten consecutive weeks In the / ioche
krooHp,. weekly Newspaper published a,
Phoebe Lindoin County, Nevada.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1887-04-02

Land Once at Eureka, Nevada,l
4, EN December 20, 1854.
NJOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN following named settler has nled notice
VI his intention to make flnnl proof in support
Of his claim, and that said proof will be Iaade
before the District Judge OF Lincoln county, at
Phoebe. JevAdA. on Monday, February 9th,
1875, viz; Homestead application No. 1888,
Nh X and NE Y OF BE \. section 1, Town.
ship q, south Rsnge. 90 East, N. D. n lie names
the following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon. and cultivation Of, said land.
viz: J. v. Kelley, Of Phoebe, Nevada; J. o.
Phoebe, Nevada, W. Culverweli. o. Phoebe,
dss7.ss r.H. H1xcxLxY. nssissss.