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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08
Special Notices.

Member OF New York nrm will shortly make extensive
Trim with heAdqu rters NJ bnonos
~, $50 90 a,tr.ss LA PLATA, tribune 0nce.
Members Of Class 20 Normal College,
please send addresses Immediately TO college, caro- Oh hiss
Waiielgh.
W. N. Haukipssn's Carpet Clcaslng Works.
is East I7thst send for circulars
No charge carriage this Island soun Oh AoVtnss
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08
4 PARCEL CONTAINING $4,000 STOLEN.

OTTAWA, MAY CSJec4tA. The officials oil the Bank Oh
OTTAWA Yesterday carefully wrapped up $4,000 III crisp
new bills OF III and $40 for ransnip nent To their pfaho
hank i'm Carleton place rms money Is missing Inc DahA
has several outside agencies beside the one az Caroon
place The here has 10 Keep these asenco' "pPo
with bills Yesterday the Sloooo TOT aio'ou 49,.
,a,, no thu Domlnlon Express. rhe usual manner
81 andinv The money u the express company ,s
followed and the bank got receipt ino pn vsaer.
hre forr arled The by the 10 O'CLOCK Tram -
d.v ironing IL Ia said that the parcel cpnain p
tys 90. duly checked of and that tbs Tram essonso
d ~ In fact IL Il stated that the train nessenx,r
doe. not deny checking OF and was nper Tue rnaang
-, IN a, he vot the money all right, Dut on Ieaou3
i,anra abont six miles from the city, ne uiscotoio
that the parcel was not there No nsrson s
,n.d N any OF the employees The guilty. per 20
mossd Ia be an outsider. IL Is said that 80
P arrived In the city day and was aoont ,he he
@ drug the morning, and II Ia not nhilksy nas
ay have walked OF with the currency whIie 'ho oAP
,nas a" we're being lranshipped TO the car
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

A. New On Bsss Exhzbssssa Day and EvsuAas.
AT oRT0rES ART 0ALLEAKGA
sIs AND SAT BROADWAY,
THREE COMBINED PRIVATE C0LLECrIoNq.
The most important exhibition OF sxslusvsy
AMERICAN PAINTINGS
offered for sale In many yeArA
The best Genre and Landscape Artists here wor4
represented The paintings mostly sze and ~
sale 10 absolutely unreserved-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

The List Of artists Includes

The list Of artists includes:
BAKER, wa BROWN 10.
BRUSH, GEO. D. r. BLAKELOCK, IA.
BIERsTADT A. BIRNEY, W. "
BRID0MAN, IA BRISTOL J. b.
CHASE HARRY, CHASE W. n.
CREIFELDS, r CUBRAN. O. q
DIX HAAS, N. y. II. DEWEY, @ NJ
DlELMAN. f. EERME q.
CLIFFORD, & 0UYS.J
HAMILTON. II. HARRIS e.
HARNETT. W.M HAssAM, y CHILpH
HENRY f L. HOvENDEN, TH0a
INN Ess, GEO. JONES. r. @.
JONES, X. BOLTON JUEN9LINd, =.
LAFARGE, J. MACY, w. g.
MAYNARD, GEO. W. McENrEE, J.
McCORD. J. Il. MINOR K u
MoLLER, LOUIS MORAN PERCY
MORAN, THOS. MOwBRAY. II. IS
MURPHY, J. +, NICHOLS, n, ".
POORE q. R. QUAkrLEY,A
ROBBINS, II. W. RYDER PIP.
sHURrLEFF r. NJ SMITH HI.
STORY, @. H. THAYER A. II.
ULRICH. CT WA0NER FRED.
WAUGH, FL WEEKS. h. l.
WHITTRIDGE, w. WIG0INS, u
WYANT. A. Il
Tho sale will place
WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY EVENIN0Ss
MAY IL AND IL AT O'CLOCK.
WIN. D. NORMAN, Auctioneer.
BY 0RTGIES co.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08
MINISTER GOBLET SPEAKS FOR FRANCE,

AGGRt ssiON.
UAyRE May Prime Minister Goblet opened tho
Maritime Exhibition here to-day. delivering the In
aneural address. After commenting on the progress OF
France under o Republican form OF government he
sail: .
MAY This exhibition prepare tho way for that OF leo1
r.nule occupled I'm th-sc can"gt Do snst
n projects though IL VIII never oiso'
10 proyide It's own honor AMI dignity
At a banquet given subsequently,, Premier oopie'
praised the sagaoy and patriotic un'nniy OF the pup
lie opinion which supported the Government In inc re-
cent Incidents France" NJ. Goblet SAID under ING
influence OF liberty. had mbued herself with new
temperament Calmness. presence OF m'nd ana
resoution have replaced that oxcabily and somewhat
unsteady ardor with which she has often been re-
proached Let us strengthen Ourselves In theso Nc"
manners We may need them The time OF ria mas per
hama not passed II troubles come we small not
have provoked them. While 1t unnecessary
IA affirm that a nation like ours IN tne iu y,
nroceSs of transformation earnefuy desires psaoo W
deveop itself II Is sill less necessary 10 sInr tnaI VIC
are resolved 10 sacrifice thereto neither our ns' o
our hcnor France upftel from her disasters mas Son
oadence I'm berselL Very far from menacbg any oner
noto she Is prepared 10 welcome with JOY anu ioup,
cafe ali sympathy but she Is no less ready W ooi'
unjust aggression
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

WILL MR. HYATT SUCCEED TREASURER GORDONf
BRIpGgroRr, Conn, May flames W. Hyatt OF NOT
walk, National Bank Examiner, In company Win uh'ed
states Treasurer Jordan and william H. Barnum, has
s,ar,ed for Washington IL reported here on good
authority that Hyatt will succeed jordan ana has gone
TO mako preliminary arrangements lor assuming INC
du les of the office.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-05-08

The foregoing announcement caused much surprise In
Democratic circles in this city Mr. Hyatt, although
holding the position OF bank examiner for Connecticut
and Rhod, Island Ia com paratvely un known here Inc
appointment discussed last evening III Tue oohs ol
tue am Club the headquarters OF the county
Democracy where Police Justice Power. The lender OF
fife urxanzston; Police Commission Noorhs PRESIDENT
Reeknn of the Board OF Aldermen. Police Justices Muir
ray aud O'Reiy. Warden Walsh OF the TomOs e1-Dls,
,rict Attorney Nelson j. Waterbury, James w. Boyle and
others were ganereL All agreed that they knew notnnB
nj Mr. Hyatt but IL understood that ex-senator bar
num had been working lime To secure the posi-
ton for friend They therefore Inclined 10 pehoVe
tha. the report
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08
EAGLETS.

An old settler remarked in eur hearing
yesterday that enc thing about this state
that he had noticed is that seven times out
of ten rains come in the night time or on
Sunday
There is one peculiarly about Kansas
which makes it occupy very prominent
place in the affections of the farmer: that
is its liability to get a good rain whenever
it is badly needed.
The question uppernost In the mind of
Mr.. Blaine ought to be not whether he can
be nominated by the Republican party by
going to Europe but whether by going or
staying at home he can prevent the Repub-
lican party makiug him their candidate in
1883.
jeff Davis is 70 years old 1t will be
but a few years hence when all the promi
nent men engaged in the rebellion on either
side will have passed away. The heroes
on the union side will be gratefully re
membered as patriots by posterity.
Abraham Lincoln snce spoke of the
south as my dissatisfied countrynen.
Tha, is the very best that can ever be said
of the leaders on that side.
Some speculation is engaged in regard
ing the candacy of Mr.. Randall Of Penn
sylvania, for the speakership Of the next
congress. The Democracy is now 50 pro-
nounced in favor Of free trade that any at
tempt on Mr.. Randall's part to force his
protective tariff Ideas on the Democracy
would result in his expulsion from that
party. Hs will most likely not be 4 candi-
date for speaker next winter.
The Kansas City Times and Emporia
Republican need hsve no trouble about the
presidents coming to Kansas IS this city
will likely he called upon TO entertain tie
presiien, and Mrs Cleveland. The pack
ing houses and corn whiskey Of Kansas
City viii be attractive TO President Cleve-
land bu, Mrs. Cleveland VIII naturally be
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08
NO AFFAIR OFHIS.
To the Editor of the Eagle

To the Editor Of the Eagle
notice in this mornings EAGLE, pro
duction over the signature of Mrs. Lease
which, suppose, for the sake of polite
ness, may be called poetry, in which she
refers to me as flying to the rescue of "W.
II, r." wish to deny the allegation and
to assure the lady that my position, as re-
CARDS their controversy, is one of strict
neutrality. l Imerely meant to call atten-
tion to the peculiarly "red headed way
these female suffragists have of going for
their opponents have not said whether
l do or do not believe in female suffrage,
and as my political influence is limited to
my one vote, my ideas on such matters
would not greatly interest either the pub
lie or Mrs. Lease was struck with her
method of warfare, which is certainly very
different from the one in vogue with sue
cessful politicians of the male sex, who
have long since learned that, as a means of
converting their opponents, a iudicious ap-
plication of soft soap, fguratively speak
ing, is vastly superios to fusilade of brick
bats. However, if the lady chooses to call
our senior senator an old bell weather and
to insist, with increased vehemence, -
that w. III, r. is jackass | am quite will
ing TO admit that ii is no affair of mine
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08
EDUCATING A PRESIDENT.

The leading democrats, perhaps with the
presidents assent, are laying out an exten
sive vacation trip for him, to extend to the
Pacific ocean and maybe TO Alaska. The
declared object of this is to educate the
president in a knowledge of his own coun
try. His only travels hitherto have been in
the state of New York, with two or three
trips to Washington, since his election. and
it has occurred to his party that be is de-
fective in geographical and other informa-
ton. Heretofore in the history Of the re-
public men have been selected for presi-
dent on account of their familiarity with
the country and people, and knowledge of
their traits and character; that is
to say, the man was after a fashion
educated to be president. But in the
present case, it being impossible for the
Democrats to elect any well known Demo
crat who has been identified with the party
measures for twenty five years, who was
presumably educated geographically and
politically, the party took up a man and
made him president, intending to educate
him afterwards.
This is the reason given for the proposed
extensive tour, namely, that the president
is ignorant of the people and country, and
he must be educated, that is, he must be
educated for second term.
But Mr.. Cleveland's situation is perilous.
He began his education for the presidency
the day he stepped into the cars to 60 to
his Inauguration. His education
has gone on very slowly according
to Democratic notions. We have not
been finding much fault with it, but his
own party are constantly irritated. He
does not seem to know enough democrats,
that is to grasp the great democratic idea
that democrat out of office is only half
democrat. And Cleveland seems to be ig-
norant Of the number Of patriotic demo
Gratis, willing to serve he country, still out
of office. They propose to take him out
west, to move him from one end of the
land to the other, to educate him IN the
fundamental knowledge of democratic
principles. Perhaps when he realizes what
great country this is, and that the demo
cratic office seekers will rise more readily
TO his fly than do the coy trout in the Sara
nae, he will drop his civil service nonsense,
and begin to acquire the rudiments Of a
Democratic education.
Some people think that under this spe-
cious plan of educating the President by
travel, his cabinet who very naturally de-
sire second term. are hoping to extend
the Presidents popularity by exhibiting
him and his family, and that the tour is
merely an electioneering trip. But we
prefer to take their own explanation of it,
that their President needs educating.
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

good bye to the Umbria numbered over
1900 people 1t was grand sight to look
down into their fearful faces from the deck
of our steamer, and when far out into the
bay, some sad heart still fingered on the
shore and doubtless remained there until
the "Umbria' was but a speck upon the
horizon. There was but few incidents on
board ship worthy Of notice. The princi
pie occupation Of the majority was lying
on deck wathed in overcoats and blankets.
There was only one day when this priv
eledge was denied us, for with
the deck at an angle OF
35 or 40 degrees only the most venture
some were ambitious enough to risk the
consequences.
was fortunate enough to get sight of
two whales distant about half mile.
They rose to the surface at intervals, each
time spouting a volume of spray that re-
sembled more than anything else the smoke
arising from a discharged musket. They
were small ones, and as l had not lost any
whales recently l allowed them to go on
in their mad career
On Sunday divine service was held in the
grand saloon. The sailors off duty occu-
pied the front seat, each with book. The
service was conducted by the captain ac-
cording to the usual Episcopal form.
One evening there was a concert: but
matters of this kind occur I believe on
everp passage and will omit reCounting
them here. M. STEwAET.
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08
EUROPEAN LETTERS.

The readers of the EAGLE are going TO
be treated to series of interesting letters
from many principal cities and countries of
Europe, this summer, from the pen of Col.
NJ. Stewart, who is not only graceful and
interesting writer, but closely observant
man of all those little incidents and minor
subjects and objects of which the average
traveller takes no note, but which really
constitute the value of any tour, be it
limited or extended Colonel Stewards
letters are bound 10 prove interesting and
instructive and especially entertaining to
his personal friends and acquaintances.
The first of'the series appears this morn
ing and is from Cork, Ireland.
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08
WICHITA CLEARINGS.

If bank clearings are the standard by
which the business of all commercial cities
are absolutely and accurately measured,
then Wichita last week in her business led
Galveston, Worcester, Lowell, Syracuse,
Norfolk, Grand Rapids and Topeka. In
increase she led all the reported cities, in
the United States, numbering thirty-eight.
the per cent. being /; her per cent. of
increase nearly doubling Kansas CITY.
which was 44.2
oh, no, Wichita amt much of a fifteen
year old town,
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

AS time wears on 1t becomes more and
more Improbable that the Chicago anarch.
lists will be hanged.-Capital.
The humiliating truth is the governmen,
is not strong enough to hang them. That's
the long and short of it. The Spies and
the Mosts have been allowed to flock in
here in too great numbers and to preach
their damnable doctrines so long as to Ell
ervate and weaken, TO contaminate and
corrupt the entire body polite.
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

liquid refreshments served in your rooms
without additional charge, and children in
arms can eat at first table. The steamer
chair was a revelation to me. Each passen-
ger purchases one before embarking. AT
the end Of the voyage it is stored with
the company until the return trip.
These chairs are used exclusively on
the upper deck and in fine weather
when the sea is smooth as glass, and the
te mperature up in the seventies, know of
no greater luxury on earth or on water, for
the matter of that, than to recline on one
of these chairs and rocked by the gentle
motion of the boat, lulled into half forget.
fulness by the swish, swish, of the waters
thr ough which it cleaves passage you
feel ''just too good for anything" Bye
and bye the gong sounds for luncheon; if
you feel disinclined to stir you don't have
to; at your summons Seward will wait
on you. For the first course you can be
served with soup, second cold fowl sand
witches and pickles, third oranges. figs and
ginger nuts. This is served at - o'clock
and at p. m. dinner. OF course in so
large cabin passenger list numbering over
500, it might be expected that some per-
sons of notoriety would be found.
1t appears that we have no
excursion aboard whatever.
There were many persons Of wealth and
refinement, one of ex President Garfield s
sons, United States senator and the queen
of song, the divine Patti. The crowd that
stood on the wharf at New York to say
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

Up to date the Republican is the only
newspaper in Kansas that has given pro
nounced opinion upon the subject of com
mercial union or reciprocity of trade with
Canada.-Emporia Republican.
Hadn't heard of it, Governor, down this
way. Is it something to eat, or is it some
new dodge on the whisky question?
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

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1-SsAr sz4 Et-e AAzrzEs EsBi Sells E2e-sra. tss
I4.hrasS Atsara,zs k2sr&e Ees@E-A1 Ezxsexses Ia
sr>AksrS Tzces sns~-1sd.
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

Senator Sherman's proposition to reduce
the revenues by removing the tariff on
sugar and the tax on tobacco meets the
hearty approval of the Philadelphia Press
"Free sugar." it says, ''would mean cheap
er food for every man, woman and child
in country whose consumption of sugar
is larger than in any other country in the
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

In thirty years Kansas has had but three
severe drouths-one in 1860, one in 1874
and one in 1SS1.-Albany Qnd.) Mail
Wichita eagle., 1887-06-08

attracted by the culture and refinement of
Wichita The president will not object to
being among people who know how to en-
tertain the chief magistrate. That old
chestnut about statesmen seeking a quiet
retreat is hereby barred.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-11-26
Wri,ing Reftae,ory Words.
Roaton TrMneertp

Dr. Holmes has written something about 1t, as he has about everything else that Is odd and interesting. But 1t is a subject that remains forever with the man who has much occasion tc aAinst his thinking machinery with the physical machinery of writing, and who has found out that there are certain cogs In ono set of machinery or the other that always slip. The list ener. for instance, never writes the word "by," unless his mind Is specially upon the writing of 1t, and each lctter is written with separate act of voli- ton, without first writing but" aud scratching It out; and ctce versa, he seldom writes "but" without first writing "by." Tho word Egypt is invariably refractory, and will not be written correctly the first time. Se Is tho word eighth"
 X gentleman of the listeners ae- quaintance has the same difficulty with flor" and from" that he does with "hy" and "hut, and still another is generally tloored by the words "than" and that" writing one whcrc tho other should he. The first gentle man always writes "Dueh" for "Dutoh," going back and putting In the afterward; and the seeond one invariably writes commonwealth" ar commonwealth" before he can get the word right. Tho first cannot write the word nomenclature" without stopping to think about 1t, still an- other, man of books, has the same difficulty with the word"Egypt" that the listener has, except that he writes it Egypt" while the listener writes 1t "Egupt," and he has the additional peculiarity, which tx worth noting, that when he reaches the letter F which occurs in his signature, he k al- ways compelled to stop and think. or else he will make supcrnuous stroke which will turn it into another letter. This regular hostile encounter with refractory letter in his own signature he finds peculiarly vexatious.
 The listener has not attempted to formulate theory for this peculiar ity, but k inclined to the opinion that, in the majority of cases, if is due to. physical habit-a trick of the nerves or muscles, that has become practically incorrlgiblc. In the case of the word Egup--there 1t goes again Egypt. the inherent difficulty of u wsrd which has three letters in sue- cession involving n stroke below tue line is evidently to bc blamed rather than any physical trick but in the h. variable writing Of "by" for but" and flor" for from" and rice rerSd, certainly the blame is not to be plaeed upon the world. Perhaps tho type writer will cure us all of the trick when we finally give up writing with the pen, and perhaps It will not, There arc good many evidences that tine type writing machine simply mul- tiplies the errors of the hand writing. One finds involuntary anagrams in every page of some peoples type writer manuscript, and one friend of the listener, who writes with ma chine, says that he occasionall writes word exactly backwards -"kcalb" for "black," for instance, and cannot imagine how in the world he man ages to do 1t.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-11-26
The Ladies' Favorite.

The newest fashion in ladies' hats will doubtless cause fiutter of pleas urable excitement among the fair sex. Ladies are always susceptible to the changes of fashion plate; and the more startling the departure, the more earnest the gossip over the new mode. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a positive cure for the ills which afiiict females and make their lives miser- able. This sovereign panacea can be relied on in cases of dispiacements and all functional Arrangements. It builds up the poor, haggard and dragged-out victim, and gives her renewed hope and fresh lease of life. It is the only medicine for woman's peculiar weak nesses and ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that 1t will give satis- faction in every case, or money re- funded. Read printed guarantee on bottle wrapper.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-11-26
Spirited Repartee.
Life.

"Ah, ma sherry, 1t doe" my heart Demijohn to the Cask of fAmontillado as the latter rolled into the wine eel lar.
 "Wcll, do clarct does me good too," quoth the Decanter, gallantly raising the stopper from It's head.
 'l makes my ice water with joy" added the Water cooler in the corner,
 "Yes, indeed, muinm,' put in the Champagne Bottle, "l've missed you 70 that I'd made up my mind that Heidsieek another place if you didn't turn up pretty soon"
 'I'ye grown positively thiD," said the Burgundy.
 "l noticed you were rather Beauncy. Hadn't you better scc Medocterf" re- piled the Cask.
 "Try my fzz-ician," said the vichy Bottle.
 ooh, cork up, fellers,' shricksd the Apple Barrel. "You give me fl pain in cider me-"
 "Wcll, boys, I'm glad you're glad to see me back" said the Cask.
 Il haven't seen your back" said the Champagne Bottle you're All front"
 "Weli, Pm glad my AbsiDthe iias made your hearts grow fonder."
 "Fine nntty flavor you have," ejac- ulated the Water cooler.
 "Sutty" queried the Cask.
 "Yes, chestnntty," cried all in unI- son.
 And the proprietor was so dis turbed by the noise that he called down and threatened to send them all to saloonatic asylum if they didn't wind up their persifisge.
 You're all fuIi," he added.
 "That's a lie," said the empty Whisky Bottle, under his breath, at which the Refrigerator laughed so im- that the Ice broke and they all fell in.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-11-26
SHE COULDN'T KNOW EVERY
 THING
BY SAM TOSS.

She read Grotius, Grew ferOci0us
 Disputations
 Ger Salmasius, For this maid was deep and learned and eX- ceedingly precocious.
 She would throttle Aristotle,
 And SpinoZA
 Couldn't oppose her, For her love streamed forth in torrents as from an exhaustless bottle Zend Avesta
 Seemed to rest her; Long she'd read her Thumb-worn VedA, But mere triiing beaus and bonnets never seemed to interest her
 She would cram her Sanscrit Grammar, And Greek articles And particles And in Mesopotamian patOis she would cru ditely stammer.
 Lithuanian, And Turanian,
 And old Tuscan
 And Etruscan, And the prehistoric dialects of the tribes of Ancient Canaan.
 Talk like fury
 Of old Jewry,
 Japaneses
 And Chineses, But she always thought Rhode Island was the capital of Missouri.
 Grecian numbers
 In her siumOers
 Mixed with Pancrit And old Sanscrit, But she thought that Andrew Jackson was the brother of Columbus.
 Ydnkee BEude.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1887-11-26
And count each sacred wound In hands and feet and side.

Is this the spirit in which the mother of the crucifled Ono watched his dying agony? Is 1t religious or is 1t profane2 Is 1t spiritual or is 1t carnali It seeems to me that 1t Is not only religious but anti-religious :: not only not healthy, but morally de- graded and degrading. Here are n few samples of the sentiment which Is to be found on almost every page of our hymn books, new and old, angel i,.al and evn nveIieal-