Telegram-herald., 1887-05-01


Is foasae ~ pfalinx ions.le had changed an
10 soess DlaeAasss tom tae purss, WIT.
-aaasaft oeia.
William Atisn Mics standlsA HsuFy
LAY sm Ia. Llri High Protector Of the
Fab an En- uent Guardian of the Game
of these beautiful psnlnsaias nov saled IN
Aeat "a simplicity b. pdke Cyrus. the
Flower ts Laos. Of osleai. i last nov. lac
the birds Of lhe ar. ia high lsasher. lie
hath s.oetsi % follow hin a large retiaue
Of game keepers and ashmongers aud 70
thrse he hath lsslsl orders that none Of
fas fsst born 9i the qlAdFupedal
family or Of the tribe OF pisrrs shall
be taken or slain ia accordance with the in
structiens o. ths sle't sho assemble At the
Capitol near the presence Of Panlandrum
Luce. And William Alden. whom prOfane
men cal Willie sEe.ieth With the i'm
poftance 0f hls position and seeketh 10 con-
vey To the popuiacs thar he is great man
and bath attached % hia shoulders a large
head The other day William Alden whom
wicked and prolane men call Willie, and
preface thas pet name with peculiar adi &c.
uyssi called unto him his factOtEm who
nanioulates that dendish machine known
a. tbs type writer and laid before aim a
mass OF correspoudence.
Il have here a lstser stating that large
ngm5er OF nimrods are rowing the fields
and woods 10 Eaton County. ia the vicinity
Of Tho. nappie Lake. shooting and destroy
ing great numbers Of birds, particularly
blue heron. that nes. the-s. .. course. the
fellow - mistaken about heroa for heron
ars nsh. have eaten lots Of them myself.
He calls em 'tiue heron bat they ara
really red heron, and you take one Of them
With bit Of CHEESE ana some crackers and
IL makes = mighty cool lunch. You write
20 the deputy down there and tell him
10 arrest the whole Nimroi family. This
lesfer doesn't give their initials. Here's
something ao0ut that Dan Soper. OF
NsNaygo. You remember Soper wrote. say
ina thai lot os " hite Cloud fellows under
the lead Of Al Ottawa Indian. were persu-
inx strange animal with clubs and sticks
and stones. / sent a deputy forty miles
across the country to arrest the whole
crowd and now Gid Rutherford. Of Hart,
writes % say that the animal referred 70 Is
nothing more nor less than the mephtis
4yerica,,ss. and that the fellows who have
been clubbing It have been sufficiently pun
ished wonder If the darn thing
bls them. Hsre's a letter from
some ignoranas up in Elk Rapids who
SAYS the bows ap there are shooting kildeer
and wants % know IL Us against the game
law suppose hs means the boys up there
are shooting 70 Xii deer. You may write
him a. follows The oraciss do not say that
the mere shooting 20 Kill deer Is IN itself. a
crime. for persdventurs a man might shoot
into the air and declare that hs was shoot
Inx to kill deer when. of very truth. there
were no deer that he could possibly kill
Then. indeed. the iaw would not hold that
such shooting was crime aIttsr myself
thai IS good laE and good language,
Charles. How DO you think would
look on ths Supreme bench. Charlss'
Cleveland bega1 a. sheriff you know,
Charles. but IN Michi-sn the Game War
dan can arrest the Sheriff Nov. next Sun
day is trout DAY and suppose the whole
country viii b. QUE trolling fJr eels and
bobbing for trout and want to send word
TO an deputies TO watch out for these new
fsnglsd things called krsels. which they are
using 20 catch trout with. IOu must also
state IN the general order thst each deputy
Is sxvected TO ssad 70 me from three to
fonr specimens og trout Cor the purposes OF
dissection ard that should any person be
fount with yts spsc es Of trout called Can
vas Bscks they viii a. once couisclto them
and send hem on to me. That is al today
Charles Whsn you 20 tc church sunday
morning hs sure AL sek your plstor to
pray for Governor Lace who ls xrelt and
good man.
TIE Des.e~rf has been increasing its
editorial force ani Is would seem that 10 IS a
hard matter 90 fnd sustsuancc and food for
ttsul. i1ssmuch ~ thar paper has been
running the following for seversl da7s:
Wanted. three new mi'ch cows.
-o glimpse Of some plans for besuti
fyng The soldiers Homa park the other
dsy The riscs viii be thing OF beauty
n Mch'rsaI inbeci'e Legislature can te
persuaded 70 make a appropriation respec-
table enough 8, do anything With. Gen.
Byron A. Pierre and his charming wife
have INST not comfortably settled IN The
Comraaasiauts cosv quarters and the Home
has taken oii rev life. The drive 70 River
side vill BE- very popular tais summer
slwass proyidns. Of course. we get any
Summer 70 his yesr % sorr8w iss7.
A. me o-wssh-ts. Ncnz
WHAT'S The n,stisr. eii cbappie. vou iook
beclv broken up to-day
"Xes. ssrrs r'eti pckei up She
LAST aiehf aud never finished anfii sciock
this morning
What the asace DO yau mean--who i
She
She who Is Sf-' VIZ. yoa stupid
she i IT. Rider Hsszsrf's new BOOK Il
vou hsvn't hsard df IS d1at hs foolish 10
ELI aoybosY Or fhe fIloss vii think Jon
esi't rssd-
TIE Salvation Army howisrs seem - Be-
i.-~-ins. 4 they VI oziy 90 to HAAAx