The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-06-16
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ptst 70 New Toft state
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.starisilrs. 90 il yosrssli Il you ssai u
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blamed slsti verse 10 hars 10 associate
With e1e
a msn nAmea Bsby hss successfully
opene,l : ihesife 10 Cbicsso. A Baby shos
~ siwsys sl,fsciira
You snd Joae dpn, seem 10 be as
ihict ss 500 we're Does be owe you any
mstsYr "Aa he wants a.
II i tsid that The Queen viil ahiieaie
10 isrof q The rrsot Of Wales ., The CON
ipg assirsuaFy bot doai Jabllesvs IT,
The eAlliops bclougiae 70 leading
circus bss heen Totally destroyed 10 =
western ra,lroad sftet Ie,ihe good sofk
a. %
oas q The banners which waved h
honor u ,te Qaeens recent vtsit 70 Easi
Laeaou bore the eoapiei. Welcome our
Qseen. - seldom seen
Ii IL cssy for gres, many men to de-
clare 4 soald rather lie right than be
pfesi lent, Tor they DO not stand 10 much
DAGGER d being either
An editor reoeaily received poea
entitled "'ihs oJslsr Stew. ~ith the re-
quest please put il on your inside =
lie rather regretted tbat be couldn't
irule psrept 10 the door. to bis clerk,
~ho IL o.rttsinR bis daughter: "Youne
mau. you are no, hired for that kind Of
work That's 50 I'm doing II FOR
nothing
"A Chicago man bought sl55 ineuba-
tor pot s25 worth OF eggs 10 i, and hatch
al oat blue bottle fly. Now be brags
Of having the only 5000 blue. bottle fly in
the country.
During the absence OF President and
Mrs Cleveland, Mrs. Folsom has been
cleaning hause for them. She thought
she couldn't stand the hard work Of going
into the mountains.
- Look a, that rabbit. ma, said little
Tot. SIS she cunously watched the peculiar
tsinkle Of the animals features; every
time be stops TO smell anything he seems
10 statter with bis nose.
A Lowell minister preached last Sun
day on "Wby do the wicked liver" We
don's know, surely. why they do. but We
might sugges, mildly that il the wicked
didn't live 1t would be cold day for the
ministers.
Captain Carawsy says the stingiesl
people 10 the world live In Florida
There is man down there says the gay
and festive captain, who is so stingy tha
be uses q wsrt on the back OF his neck as
collar button.
"A traveller en- route for Boston was
awakened by cry outside OF bis win
INV fhHt IL !
Illuminated for the inGntesimal rem Bnera-
ton Of cents. +" by Joye,' be said,
we're therel'
II hear Miss Brown wants The post.
Office, remarked Tbompkins. Indeed,
said Brown. "Oi eonrse the salary isn't
large, bu, il will help her some, sup.
pose Yes" said Mr. Brown, "and there
are the postal cards. &"
She Yes, Edward, we've got every
thing. believe; bu, where's the babyf
He Why, | gave it to you. She j
know, and gave il back to you He
Well, by ,hunderl il haven't gone aud
left IL Ia the parlor ear
An elderly wit called to present bis
congratulations to New York bank pres
ideut 90 the lattors birthday. well, my
friend, said the wit "how old are your"
Seventy five. Hum seventy FIVE; well,
l hope you'll rise to par"
II have good bit OF news for You,
John, said fond young wife Eyes,
remarked John, ezpecianily. "Yes. You
remember that two weeks ago hot house
grapes were quoted at IS pound Well
j bought some to day for So
Customer lseyerely); do yon sell
diseased mea, here7' Butcher lbandly)
Worse than that Customer excited.
lyl. Mercy 90 as How can that be
pOssihleg' Butcher (copfdeniiallylI
The mes, sell is dead absolutely dead
sir !"
Odd Gentleman putting few ques
tonsl: Nov, boys --sh can any OF you
tell me What commandment Adam brok
when be took the forbidden iruilf
Small, Scholar dixie shot. please,
sir. th'worsn't no commandment then,
nifr' r
a passenger on Connecticut train [
stopped down to pick ups paper that had
'.ileu from bis hands. aud was saved from
getting bit by luliet that crashed
through The window. The newspaper is
great thing; and now Is the time to sub.
scribe "
Mr.. Walker. said the clerk, 'the II
ssni pria,s at the remnant counter are go a.
ns fas, aud are about cold out Alright, 9
u attend 10 H. Mr., Anaaau. cut a 10, >
more OF these seven cent prints into rem I
aanis and scnd them over 10 the bargain
'ounter.
"A bealit, looking irsmp. clothed in A
sgs aud dirt, applied Tor aims Wien
steo shy be didnt 20 10 work and earn
'is living be replied. Ia toae OF diseusi
Work. Why. am a member Of HeDry
ieorse's Aaii-poseriy Society. aud We
loaf sork