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The St. Johns herald., 1887-02-10

Lewis, Albert improvements at Amity consisting Of one log house west of Amity school house $50, household goods $l5, total $65, tax S3.95, penalty $l. 70. 1 Lane, c II one log cabin at Nutri oso, west of Lorenzo Browns residence $50, horses, COWS, wagon, harness, tools, 2 owen, household goods $2l5, total $265 tax $7.95, penalty 4I40 ....... 9 Long, Anthony one adobe and log house and fencing at Springer vile T190, fouring mill, building used as flouring mill at Sprin- gerville, interest in Round Val ley ditch, ) horses, : wagons, buggy, harness, saddle, black smith tools, household goods, machinery $4035, total $4225, tax $128.55, penalty $7.44 .... .136 l Lucas, J one house, corral and fencing at Stinson's corral ranch $75, 3horseS, 6UoWs, saddle $2l5 total $290, tax $l0.T0, penalty $I.54 ....... .@.... 12 Lewis, o Improvements on ranch liliiCo Cttol Ol NiiC oCbN1OlAiCitb of Juniper consisting ot cabin and corral $30, horses, wagon, harness, blow, 3 oxen $260, to- tai $200, tax $10.70, penalty $l. 4. .......... ........... F 2 Lorensen, Bro Ter one frame cabin and fencing $lG0, on see 9, township $, north of range 29 east 10 acres $50. horses, COW wagon, harness, carpenter tools household goods $330, total $430, tax $14 90, penalty $I,75 =. I6 6 Lyttle, " r one adobe house and fencing on old Atchison ranch one mile north of Taylor, 21% miles south of Snowflake $100, ? horsesy mules, 5 COWS, wa gon, harness, household goods $325, total $425, tax $2, penalty $1.10. ................ . Il Lindenherger, Chas lot Ii block l in town of Holb-Ook $l00, one frame store building on above $400, money, notes and mort gages, merchandise and fixtures genalty $2. .84. 8 5 Lindenberger, k 4 one lot in Hol- brook, 90 feet square, north of brick kiln and east of Jose Mon- tano's building $50, tax $1.50, penalty $1.0S . , 5 Lee, William & Ike improvements one tent, adobe walls and cor ral about 800 yards ne of Hardy RR tank, miles west of Har- dv section house and north side of A G P RR $I09, 29 horses, 60 American cows, 30 young cattle burro, wagon, harness. 2 sad dies, household goods $Z545, to- tai $2645, tax $79.35. penalty $4. 9S. ......... ......... 84 9 Lopez, Roman one house on nosth 11a of sT 14 of 115 of nv 14 sec ton 10, north Of range 26 east, $50, tax $3.50, penalty $1.11. f Lopez, Roman X Bro store dwell ing house, stable and corral in St Johns, facing Commercial st to the south, River street to the east, on corner of River and Commercial streets, said prop erty used as store and dwelling house of R Lopez & Bro. $1590, one adobe house bounded on north bv St. Johns' Herald of- flee, east by Little Colorado riv- CT, and west by River street fac ing to the west $50, 10 horses, mules, burros, 25 Mexican COWS, wagons, buggy, setts harness, household goods, mer- chandise $4950, total S645a, tax $193.50, penalty $l0.6S. ...... .234 l
The St. Johns herald., 1887-02-10

yey $S2, improvements on above land S2oo, horses $9O, Mexican COWS $47, wagon so, buggy $4o, harness $15, saddle go, merchandise 500, surveying iRstTH-s mentS Si5O. furniture SiO: total Sl462;; tax S45 -S6, penalty T2 29 -....--....--.- 4S .1S '-sll, Sey- 70 II house, lot and l6o acres pa tented land Ia miles sOuth of St Johns on ranch known as Vigil Ceinega S500, one
 house and lot in St Johns $I0o, 400 Mex ican sheep S4O0o; total Si6O0; tax SI3S,
 penalty $7 go .I45 et
The St. Johns herald., 1887-02-10
olebares Elef,nso one new house, fencing

Olebares Elef lnso one new house, fencing on SC qrOf nv prof sec eleven, township ten nor h of ran. e 2o east 10 acres, $1JJ, tax$5 penalty $l ?. ...... .-- .....:....- Odam. Luckett ( Co log cabin corral and fencing vn ranch miles due weSi of town of Nutri so S125, twentv hOr es, l2p MeAi- can cattle, 71young cattle, wagon. har- hess, two sadd .es $t2.0; total S3325; tax $99 75. penalty $5 9Y .........-.. ....-... 10 Or.egO, Antonio Jose one adobe house at Conc 70, founded scu,h by Juan CLndel'
 rio house and east by Jose k Mar ipez's house Slt0 water right at COnchO, e0acreS lana two and half miles south Of Con- cho a. Or,ega's lake, two mules, two bur rUs, wason harness furniture S2.U: total $3iO; tax $1 30, penalty $l 06.. ...-........ l
The St. Johns herald., 1887-02-10

V;nal, Y < uCrf l@It of lotI. Z3 end { block ir 8u!r~oyk sl5J. fra.n rolsa
 range 22 east, as shown by private sur
The St. Johns herald., 1887-02-10
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA, |,

.COUNT1 OF APACHE.
 J. T. Lesueur, County Treasurer and ex-ofic1o Tax Collector of Apache County, Territory of Arizona, being duly sworn, says that the fore going list Of unpaid aud delinquent taxes for The year 1SS is true and correct to the best of his knowledge and belief, as taken from the official books and records on file ill his ,fice as sucn County Treasurer and ex-, fficio Tax Col lectOr. J. r. I4ESUEUR
 Treasurer and ex-oflciO lax Collector. Sworn tO aud subscribed before me this Sd day February, 1SS7. l.. N. NELSON,
 County Recorder. Office of the Treasurer and ex-officio Tax Col lector of Apache County, Arizona Te TT. tory. hereby give notice that uC less the taxes in the foregoing delinquent list, together with .he costs and percentage are paid, the real proper.y upon wI4ch such taxes are lien " H. iu I-ont or the Court House, in the town of St JChns in said County of Apache and Territory of Arizona between the hours O. 10 o'clock in the forenoon and o'clock in the afternoon on tbe 18th day of February, 1887, be sold at public aCc.-Un to sa.- isfy said costs and percentage
 J. T. LESUEUR, .. Treasurer and ex-ofic,O Tax Collector of ApacIe County, Arizona Te~ itO-y.
The St. Johns herald., 1887-02-10

Buck, F M loss and block - in Hol-s brook $500, improvements frame hotel
 building situated on above 5000, thir- teen horses $520. sYO burros $2O, wagon so. buckbOard $20, two setts harness SEQ. buggy and blackboard $60 furniture $500,
 total $26l0, tax $79 POI penalty $i 96. ..... S
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02

NOTICE. -C On acc.u upt o' rapidly asing business D. Ii hi- S To- vl n., hC able 10 visit Ton5tonc i yc r. Al, pIs"uz d"s0!rg m-d.cll treatment va. please aat.ef or ea. upon Dr Licng & Co, 4o2 Ge0ry ot, San Francisco, Gal.
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02
SURGICAL rRANCH.

The Docto,7 will -iy. personal at.en.io0 tc diseases oi the Chest, ic d saa Throat, Ca tarTL, diseases of tac Liver and Niancyi also to dcormi,lcs requiring SHgjcal a.riaaac, ;, Balance Of treatment c5adua,eafoiu tHe LlcDg Dl5pensa'y Stn Franc.sco, Cal
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02
Cincinnati, 873,G61

SEN. II. D. YVALLEN (14A Maison Ave, New Iv:ls), scarcely able t0 rGik !wo ll11hs without exhsgstiou, and, having lost flesh heavily, began thc us, ot Warmers SAFE CuT0 and says. !" was iMHoh 6enCi5tc,J Dy itu
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02
Providence, l7l.929
Portland. I,s.. 44l,!0I

MAJOR S. 8. ABBOTT Springfield, bio), in 1871 was afflicted Wiih fGnas tGc&, I'Naa'@Gt!Gin C;IG TI5olf,eF trouble. consulted the very host physicians in sG an Francisco, and yis- ited a! the mineral springs there. Took h9stG trip to the New England States, but fer seven years S2tjHtrc,i constantly rom his m2ladv, which had resulted m ErigHt'S G.iSersa. After using q couple dozen bottles of Warmers SAFE Cure, and two oE SAFE PiIs, he Wrote My back aud kid neys are sU:iii0mt 1,ail., and, thank tSod, I owe it all to. WarneI's SAFE Remedies"
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02

The Lie ig Dafeus.ry '5r ire c1.1 CT. or II CErGn z, 4 i,s.C ..- - p- 1l ,, a' .~'.-s has cen e5 yJi.s.>I ]. g. D tranc .o; lsA . a quarter o, a e .pr,. he Dsp2asl-y Da IT, ins Cc,.pc, ..sc .n..ts co.L c. o-s.y .,,o Ma sen streets, ap r arCi- e a.G is ;0e only Med ic and Surg ] ils...... ,v ,,c laclag ~o.,' hat ha. H. ou,H elegant LIas ,gu !" gi~,
 ary building, emp y. ,-s-t..Da Cn2."E ts and scientific ourE.cI r. ' eHt !"a.c.- t2 nl nu'actue a. si-ai 4n u"er.5 O. t5e p'- ticit5 of t.c Lie i5 .sPe 2a..; y.ao .2 p.c.1-.e the cccbrItel Dr Lcy.E5 ... a-ru. H-,."h invg ra,o.. r. gho marvellous cures an c'4- c,terag III dc by IT. li-a 6 o Co. a.e .ue all tbc g Cat suc-cs.c, ,..-y ".y. 'aG n l>o. ,.ey discovered he scaa a.rat2l ir.s'at lrh.a,
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Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02
OF SAN FRANCISCO, CAL

The above wcr.hnown and Io-rcs'ay'i.hed Spccial ts having maur gatcn's 'H o2i -ur- ,tundng couatli haze sci.el t2 open an ufice at
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Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02
tsr WExrD DENNIS < srECIALTY. 'u

Le Isichau's Cu-c,on DaIsam 10. Cures ChllcrcS. A.,. and coni gtagcg; Sores cn the Legs and E 1dy; Sore La~s, Eyes, lose, etc, LODpCr-c lorgd BiOiChes, Syphili..G Catar.h, diseased Scalp, and all primary forms Of the disease known as Syphilis. Trig", ; ca per Bottle. Le EIChsyp'' C la VI Ellsussi To. 2 Curcs-Icy.ir-y, M-"cU..a' 3yoGi.,ic Gheu- natism, Pains in tao Eancr, Ia.G in the Head. h9ci of the Neck, Liberated Sore Throat, SyphAtiC ka-l, UU-:-i n-i con trlc.el Cor'i, Stiffness (. ihu L.MhS, ali lrldi,rtus p'l s-aae from tAc syg ,m, vhc;H,r caG.ul bY ml.cr in CT abuse e Mercury saving i,2 !, od pure and hoei,hy. pEico . 3 co pcr oI:ic. Lc IaicIlnti's Gcl;,cn s an's'i tu;i- dotG for the cure cf Gono.gana, C.ect, Irritation Gravel GHi a Ur,ua~Y or Ccni- tai ld'sarrangements. t'ri-c S.s 50 per BOtElo.
 Le U lic!,au's Ccisel sp,nish y,,~ iect inn, for were CG5rs cf GonorrhCsa, innamm-t1~y lect, StTictur,s ,&c. Price $1 hD per BOLE,o.
 Le I2iCGuv'I GulIcn O'rI~1ncrt for tue Ci CHc h"'.nsot .ypa.Htic Sores, and cru0t.on7. Price ga co p.T IoE, Le L-iCll-yi'S GOtG0a I'l- s-rIrvc cnd Bran treatment; loss ofpHYa al pow CT, ey"y-I or Cy--.worE, Ir-5tratlon, etc. Prico g co rcr Ecxs
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Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02

NN.GOY. R. T. JACOB (Wcgtport, Ky. was prosfrltol with severe Kidney trcHti2 cct io-. forty pounds oi flesh. After thorough treatment wiIh War nar's SAFE Cure he reports, '" have aerer enjoyed 5eEteP hecIIth.''
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02

F. MAYER, (lo2eN. l2th St., St. Louis. A.G.l afflicted with tired feelings, ajzziness and pain across the back, ar! lost appetite. Was sallow and 'rEc-wocn all the time. The doctors i4iiiAg he began the use of Warmers SAFE Cure, and reports, I feel Hhce C !lcbGi:Eg c0CEt."
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02

NAPT ". D. EONlNENN '. s. Marine nsp., ECfalo, K n 1885 was suffering Si'h Si,.' .'i,!Ror L!.s tepr0&V. Uo"ld n steep; was in great CgGhy. Fc. fYJ yeas tried everything. without benefit. Was pro- nouncCd jllcErGb,2. Twenty bot ties of Warmers SAFE Cnrc com a5eteIg cared nae, and to-day 1 am strong and we'll" (Feh. |, lS35.)
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1887-03-02
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S-gan;zca yFa-, . G-L1 t.-,e2 c2 eighteen gzYoTiencoC ar% @-s's5c IsZ1ysIoiano aa& Er~-ce-,9 Coo tlio ( 'c2t2,2-is cS
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The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02

Always Ready for u Bar
gain.

While a minister was preaching
last Sunday in II Dakota town
which is having boom, II man IN
the congregation who was sitting
near a window arose and said: 81
beg your pardon Elder, but just one
word" "Go on, Deacon" "There
are a couple Of big, fat men, who
look as If they might be capitalists,
outside here looking at the church.
yard.' "Wkat's that?" "Couple
% fat-iooking capitalists hanging
over the fence and acting 'sif they
wanted to buy the lots the church
is on" ais that SOP" replied the
minister, beginning to get excited
and stepping up on the altar rail to
see out; "you go right out and talk
to them, brother; go right out and
tend to the matter. Give them an
option on it, and if they've got the
money to buy this real estate We'll
snake this church off into the street
SO quick it will make their heads
SWIM"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
An Unluc11y Postmaster.

Just my luckn growled passen-
ger on train down in Ohio. q be-
lieve l am the unluckiest man on
earth, anyway. Nothing goes right
with me, and / am about diScOur-
aged.'
well, you see, have been the
postmaster down at the Corners
for nigh on twelve years. My first
boy l named Ulysses Grant Synder,
the second Rutherford Hayes Sny-
der, the third James Garfield Sny-
der, and last week we took my
fouth boy to church and had him
christened Grover Cleveland Sny-
der. / paid the editor of our county
paper five dollars to put in a long
article about it, and send copy or
two marked, to Washington But
where does the bad luck come in p
why the day after L mailed
those papers l got an official letter
from the department. 1t was my
discharge and now they've got a
Democrat in my place."
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
Saturday Half-Holiday.

The Saturday half-hoIiday law
has gone into effect In New York.
Where at first the measure met
with considerable opposition from
business men, since il has become
q law nearly all the leading mer-
camille establishments, exchanges
and bank officers are anxious to
comply with the requirements.
The bill was originally put forward
by the labor organizations, and 1t
no doubt will prove beneficial. In
this country we have too few holi-
days. We are such "workers after
wealth" that we hardly find time
for any recreation. The day and a
half's rest between Saturday noon
and Monday morning will afford
ample time for rest and recreation.
The laboring man can have no
reason to complain now if the law
is made effective, for he will have
ample time for jauntings with his
family, and also for study if he
chooses to improve his mind. The
Saturday half-holiday movement
is rapidly spreading in all the
States, several of them have under
consideration in the adoption of
laws relating to it.-Demorest for
IuIu
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02

we have ever seen arbout news
paper Office are men who took pride
in the elaborate character of their
education, and who despised the
humble methods of those who be-
gan ut the bottom Of the ladder.
There have been schools for jour
nalists, planned. with elaborate de-
tails of the course of study to- be
pursued; but not one of the schemes
ever showed how II young man
could be taught to obtain news and
write it up or comment upon it irf
sound lucid English. The men who
could only follow their instructions
would be certain to be worse than
useless in the making of II good
newspaper.
Indeed, no man who writes for a
newspaper, either as editor or re-
porter, is fully equipped, unless he
has at least a fair knowledge of the
composing room. 1t is knowledge
which is invaluable to the journal
ist who acquires it in his early days
often of more value than that
which he gets from most of his
books. Yet the theorists, with their
schools, look upon this as matter
of secondary Importance.
Our belief is that the great edit
ors of the future will continue to
be produced, as they have been
in the past, not by schools of jour-
nalism, but at the case,' and that
the composing room will be the
real editorial college in the United
States.-Pyinte,'s circular.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
1t Brought Him Back.

Henryw shouted a Duluth av-
enue woman to her husband as he
started down, "aren't you going to
get me that water before you go?"
"Not this morning-in an awful
hurry-big days's work to do" and
he tore along down the gate.
"But want you to fix the cellar
door so the children won't fall down
and break their necks."
"Oh, watch 'em' watch 'em, l
haven't time, must be down to the
Office in five minutes"
s'Did you see the scandal in this
mornings paper"
"Hey?" he replied as he paused
at the corner.
It's about Col. Blk and some wo-
from Sioux City,"
"Is that so? Well, 1 must read
It," and he came back taking long
steps. five rather been expect
ing something of the kind for quite
a WHILE"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
The RetOrt Courteous.

Old Joe was a quiet old man but
somewhat too fond of the bottle.
When in his cups his ideas tend to-
ward theological matters, which is
always avoided in his sober mo-
ments. 1t was Saturday afternoon,
and his good wife wanted some
wood for the oven, as she had bread
to bake.
"Joe, / do wish you would go and
split some wood; here it is nearly
2 o'clock, and the fire isn't made"
Joe went out to execute his COM
mission, and fearing his physical
condition was weak, marched to
the neighboring tavern to fortify
himself therein. He returned home
utterly oblivious to all things save
his pet theories. Seating himself
on the chair, he said:
81 say (hic), Jane, do you (hic)
think (hic) the Lord (hic) means to
burn us all up in fire ?"
His venerable spouse, being eX-
ceedingly irate, did not answer
Again he repeated the question
Still an ominous silence.
"Wife, do you think the Lord
means to burn us all up in fire
ev'lasting?"
"Now said the now thoroughly
aroused housewife; "no, you fool
not if he waits for you to split the
woodw-Teras Siftings.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
Houses at Cost.

Cornelius and William X. Van
derbilt have decided to commence
a rather curious business, which in
it's workings is expected to be be-
nevolent, but which will not have
the least appearance of charity
about it. They have been consid-
ering the plan, which was suggest
ed by Erastus Wiman, for Il long
time. They propose to build a
large number of small houses in
the suburbs of New York city, with
every comfort and convenience,
and sell them to working-people at
cost. The purchaser will be insured
against the loss of the property, if
he meets with some misfortune be-
fore the whole amount is paid up.
The houses will be sold on the in
stallment plan, in monthly or yearly
payments, which will not amount
to more than a fair rental. The
life of the purchaser will be insured
to the extent of the unpaid amount
of the policy pays off what is owing
on the house, which is then clear
for the heirs. The scheme is a
novel one, and the Vanderbilts will
make an experiment shortly by
erecting fifty houses on Staten
Island, and charging only Il fair
price for the property, which will
be sold only to working-people.-
DemOrest for July.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
Education Is a Great Thing.

81 see that post-mortem eX-
animation is often made in murder
cases. What does post mortem
examination mean?" asked y
young Lewiston wife of her better
half.
"a post-mortem examination, my
dear, is intended to allow the
victim to state, verbally his own
testimony against his assailant,
and is taken down in writing"
"Thanls, darling; and you won't
look down on me, will you, because
l bavn't your education 2"
He said he wouldn't. ,4
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
Modern COnveniences.

81 tell YOU" said Sam Sample
the other day to lawyer friend,
"The court house of today Is q
great institution" a
"Of course it Is" assented the
lawyer, "but what particular point
do you refer to now" =
"Why, right over here In this
room Is where you get your mar
riage licenses, and over yonder just
a few steps is the divorce court.
That is what l call a court house
with all the modern conyeniencles,"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
Are You Contemplating a
Trip East or West.

If so bear in mind the fact that
the Chicago and Atlantic, with its
palatial equipment of Pullman day
coaches and luxurious sleeping
cars, offers to the Public advanta-
ges which cannot be eXcelled by
competing lines.
All class of travel have through
trains, thus avoiding the discom-
fort of changing ears at unreason-
able hours.
Information regarding rates,
through baggage checks, tickets,
etc. can be had from amy coupon
ticket Office. ~ ''' H''" l." ''i
Ask for your tickets via the
Chicago and Atlantic railroad, and
your journey will be one of COM
fort and pleasure.
F. c. DONALD, Gen. Pass. Agt
+. BLoUGHToN, Gen. Manager.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
Why She Wants to Marry.

Constance is very young, but she
is also better worth quoting than
most grown people. Her envy was
somewhat aroused by the fact that
a wedding was about to take place
in the family of her little playmate,
and that the playmate thereby had
the advantage of her; so she re-
marked, very complacently, to her
little friends mamma:
"Mrs. -, did you know that l
was engaged to be married ?"
"Why, no, Conny; is that so:"
eyes, ma'am; Pm engaged to
Fritz Ward (small boy of her ac-
auaintance). He doesn't know it,
but Ive got to explain it to him."
"Well, Conny, do you expect to
be married soon?"
"Well, / hope so. The fact is.
Pm tired of being spanked, and
think We'll be married very soon."
s.-Harpers Magagipe.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
A School Of journalism.

Every now and then we notice a
revival Of the old idea Of u school
pf journaiism.' IT is commonly a
favorite with those who know the
least ahoul the calling. Time and
again 1t has been tried, and it'has
always been failure.
The best journalists-Gr, rather.
we should say, newspaper men
have been those who have had none
pf tho benefits Of a systematic
training, The Greeleys, the Ben
petts, the lyehbs, the Forneys, the
JIaIsteads and McClueres have
come up from out of the ranks at a
ease, While the worst failures that
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02

One of the new rules of u West
ern railroad is that clergyman
making requisition for half fare
tickets are obliged to make
affidavit that they are engaged in
no other occupation. A certificate
was recently received from a
preacher at Salina, Neb., who add
ed after the words, 81 am engaged
in no other business or occupations"
the phraze, "But in preaching the
unsuchible riches of gods Word."-
~. Y. ,Sam.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
Left in the Shade.

A Dakotan and Texan who met
in Chicago We're disputing about
the greatness of their respective
districts, and among other things
traded marvellous stories about the
work of the wind in each locality.
"How fast does q Texas norther
blow {" asked the Dakotan ut last.
"How fast?" Well, the only thing
that will measure it is lightning.
When a Texas norther is coming
they telegraph ahead, so people can
get under ground, but when it gets
under good headway it will just
about run neck-and neck race
with the telegram. How fast's a
Dakota blizzard 2" ooh, you can't
measure blizzard. There's moth
ing like it. I've seen blizzard skin
a telegraph message right off the
wires and carry it on ahead. !
never saw but one the speed of
which could be measured. There
seemed to be something the matter
with one, 1t went rather slow,
only bout u million miles II second,
and we couldn't tell what was the
matter with 1t until II went by,
when w6 found 1t was dragging
one of those internal Texas north
ers along behind."-Chicagu Her.
AID.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1887-07-02
The Styles Do Change.

"We have some very eligible
Matches" said the manager of Il
matrimonial bureau to a young
lady customer; "here's the portrait
of an Italian Count, and there's one
of a millionaire's coachman." "Tm
afraid they won't suit" she replied,
shaking her head; "haven't you
any bridge-jumpers or baseball
men ?"-BOStOn Record