The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1887-07-27
BRIO A-BRAC.
| know there's a cross about NoraI's blue

know there's a cross about Norah's blue
But that fact me love cannot smother
For her eyes are 50 pretty no wonder ll.cy
thry
To be gain round into each other.
The best thing on record is the deed of
n corner lot.
Every. cat has a nightkcy, ltkccps it
in its voice.
Persons who take measures to enlarge
their husincss-TailorN.
The song Of all railroad men Blrs, lie
the tic hat binds.
y pigs tail is no more use 20 The pig
than the letter ''p' is TO pneumonia.
a good %orGaniSt will know how to tune
his reeds and read his tunes.
a veteran Of Reno Post SAYS he was in
ten engagcmcnts-all Southern girls too.
There is nothing that makes me feel so
put out as an cNtinguishcr, ~ said hccauGlc
The Arab who invented alchohol died
niHc hundred years ago, but his spirit ,t.ll
hYcs.
1t must he disCouragjng TO The fool killer
to realize how far behind in his work he is
getting.
y cross old bachelor suggests that LituhS
should he announced under the head OF
new music.
Want of occupation is the bnnc of men
and women; perhaps more especially of the
latter.
Cedar sprigs put around window silIs or
any other place where there are ants will
dispose of them,
Any port in Il storm is a good Old
upNino lint npN ,,I.I,,NI,. a., -,. -, g.:
generally considered q better.
The young man with Il slender SALARY
should choose for his bride ayouug wo-
man Of small waste.
Although The music Of a bus, drum is
not drawn from the wood, it nevertheless
comes from the tap.
How doth the little Doodle bee
Improve each shining minute.
by catching on TO every scheme.
And scooping all there's in il.
IL is premature to tell any womau luat
she is an angel until it Is seen how She can
cook a steak and boil II potato.
Dialogue between two blind men. DO
you know the gentleman who gave YOU a
dime just now "Only by sight.
The potato pnrtukcs of The soil i'm which
it is grown. Heavy land is apt 20 produce
watcry potatoes, especially in a we, seas N
The man who doesn't know much. and
his name is legion, is the one nos anNipu,
to display his knowledge.
Do the good thing which you can do, and
not stand and do nothing because there is
some other good thing you can't do.
Decorated panels look very nice in The
parlors, but for legal purposes there is
nothing that comes up to the plain jury
panel.
Even q worm Will turn when trod spom.
But it does him mighty little good. The
time to turn is before the trcading upon
begins.
care we running on time said the con.
ductor, repeating the nervous passengers
question. mo, sir; We arc doing "a strictly
cash business. Fare, please"
John Wanamakcr tclcgraphcd a lecturer
who asked him the secret of the merchants
success, Thinking, trying. toiling. trust.
ing in God, is all of my biography"
Don't call n large, strong, sincwy man n
prcvaricator. II you are sure he is a prt. |
varicator, hire another man to break the |
news to him.
One reason why the world is not reformed
is because every man would nave others
make a beginning and never thinks Of Inn
self.
a young mar out West was recently ar.
rested for kissing a girl in church. He
should have waited until the congregation
had fallen asleep.
A wcll-developcd bump of memory SAYS
Journal of Education, is very useful 10 |
any man, but II isn't to be compared for
value to wife who will find things for him.
Friday is rapidly losing It's unpleasant as
ISOLATION as hangman's day, since Thursday
Is designated frequently now for The cXecui
ton of the sentence of the law by those
unleasant duty 1t is to sign death.
warrants.
The famers of Marion are very much
with the prospect of a bountinuI
harvest, as the outlook Is much better than