The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1887-12-01
Stars a nd Stripes.
Examine Harris new stock OF lamps

Oranges, lemons, &c, at
John Harris
Chicago Tribure; Mrs. Cleveland
need be in no hurry to sell Oak View
Critzman, the Jeweler, sells the
Light Running Domestic Sewing
Machines,
Boston Journal Georgia critique
on homely bride "Her face would
wean calf"
Go to G. c. seaver fer Hardware
and Builders material, he will not be
under sold.
Shake, Pat! Divil a wan oy yez
wur mixed up wind the haythen An
archists.--ES. r.# s .-...-- .-
G. G. Seaver will sell you Pure Lin
seed oil and the best brands OF Paints
Cheaper than the cheapest
Boston Post Anthony Comstock
will soon insist upon it that only
dressed beef shall appear in the mar
ket.
Texas Siftings: A New York musi.
cal journal says Mrs Potter is "a born
amateur" And it is not likely that
she will ever outgrowit. ~as
Detroit Free Press Notice to for.
eign assassins-If you don't behave
yourself when you come from Europe,
you will speedily go to your rope.
Another big lot of that splendid lin.
en- paper and envelopes at 10 cents a
box at Netherlands City Drug Store
near the postoffice. Get box, it is q
bargain.
New York Herald 1t looks as
though the very foundations of the
French Republic would be shaken by
an inquiry into the Presidents son.in.
law.
The Texas COW boy is the best tobao.
co ever sold at 10 cents a plug same
clear of grit, - inches long and pure
strong country goods. City Drug
Store.
Chicago News If Roscoe Conkling
wants the Republican nomination fol
President next year he will make the
other candidates turn pale long before
next JNne.
Prescriptions carefully and accu
rately compounded by a competent
reliable nrescriptionist in the person
OF Mr. Jake Bewley at the City DRUG
Store near postoffice.
4 Chester Times When Republicans
set out to examine the Presidentia
: timber lying around loose in the
country, they nearly all settle dewr
eventually on the Blaine lumber pile.
Texas Siftings An exchange says
There is no royal road to matrimo
NY" Correct; both king and paupel
have to walk right up to the captain'
Office and interview the old man.
Burlington Free Press The. near
sighted man has one great advantag,
over the rest of mankind. He car
cut his creditors on the street with al
aspect of perfect serenity.
Portland Argus A man with tw,
mouths is on exhibition in Philadel
phia. Can it be that his name il
John Sherman? II so he must b.
using his northern mouth now.
Lincoln Journal: 1t is interesting
to reflect, when looking at battere,
though working out "a sentence 70
plain drunk that his father once treat
: ed the crowd through joy over hi
birth.
New York STAR Senator Sherman
Presidential platform is we'll designe
to ALLEVIATE the support OF that cor
servative business and financial elt
menL which has been supposed to b
his great reliance. He favors perpet
ual Federal Interference with the a
fairs of the Southern States, Under tn
) pretence OF protecting negro suffel
age.
New York World The idiotic al
, tempt td raise the cry Of treason
against the thousands Of good, Demo
s Gratis and true who supported Mr. N
e coll in the recent ELECTION, has recei,
e ed significant rebuke from Presiden
. cleveland. In appointing Mr. Rivel
. antopen and emphatic supporter .t
a Mr.. Nieoll, to be First Assistant Sec
: rrtary 81 State, Mr. Cleveland ho
!. brought one of"tlte' traitors yer
! close to his Cabinet lind administers
d ton. ...s.,.
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: The first ten miles of the Charlie,
Il ton, Cincinnati & Chicago Railroa
s north Of Camden were Inspected la.
week by Commissioner E. P. Jerve.
g Of the South Carolina Railroad Con
vi mission, and were declared ready fC
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