The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1887-11-07

geological survey that Congress has u per-
feet right 10 lcgislatc on this subject mas
much us the plg comes from deposits many
miles in extent running from Improperly
OF one man to that of another, from county
to county, from state TO State, so that
when Il well is drilled ON one mans prop
crIy the supply of gas may not only come
from another mans deposit, but from am
other state. The question will bring up u
full scientific discussion of natural gas in
all its bearings, and the biologists will
have u feast of mental research.
TuE PEACE DELEGATION
No Importance whatever is attached Ia
the incident Of the President and the
British representatives the other day, in
regard To arbitration of diplomatic Ques-
tons between the various countries, and
aNertlng OF vans on Judicial grounds. For
twenty-five ycam Congress has been petit
toned by millions OF people, in various
parts OF this and other Countscs, for u
move in this direction. A wagon load of
hcsc petitions was received during
the last Congress aud referred To
the committee ON forign relations and
not 80 much attention us jackcting them
was paid. They have been dumped from
time 10 time into pile and finally cartcd
away and sold as waste paper The fact
Is that no one In Congress has any faith in
the scheme 10 avoid wars by arbitration.
II IL held that L would be Just as Cisy TO
legislato murders out OF existence M wars.
The expression Of the President in favor
OF arbitration Is accepted ~ simply de-
sire Tor peace, which everybody wants.
\ WASHINGTON CHARACTER.
A II Al. =. "a
Dinklcmcicr, the cigardcIlcr Dinklcmcicr
has no store; he carries his office in his hat
and his stock in his hands Yet he docs a
thriving trade and generally has all the
money he needs in his business. lie is
well known on Newspaper row, and all
the smokers among the correspondents
palrnnilc him. II is doubtful II there IL
another man in the country who has ever
tried his method Of catching customers.
lie walks In early in the morning and be-
gins the siege with q dissertation on cur
rent news. lie is posted md always
has n subject ready. "Ncll, bows,
! see der subrcmc COURT has viohdcd
dot der anarchists must schwing,' IL the
way hc began today. "Dcm ioNrr is no
goot, und der pest ding for dis country
would Ice "a drown der ole batch t.rgcd-
der. ! see dot YOU hat u piciurc lrbm
Bdrk on der vail. DO yer know Gcpplcy2
No. w dat icllcr makes more money
len 6ll dc rest NJ der nuschahcr crowd In
Ny lorruk put togcddcr. lie always
rchmokcs imhortcd Gig n, dwcnty.dVe
,to'las cr undcCd Is de iiggcr hc BAYS.
Haskell, OF der Boston llcerold, always
dakcs der same gind. Dot Haskell, hc
makes money, | he'd YOU. lie ginenlly
htNa a .l.uaasl "a 4. Him.. l...a IA - l..
,cek Tea pt at him. His uiiir~ door
fsr.iiietirrrfie't up init nd dspc. Did YOU
csi-r know :. Dr. llollant, der cditur
" der Century lie vas Won oy der yitcst
men DIT cfer lcc!cd Ia dis goundry. lie
VA u CLOSE ircnt oy mine. and spent lots
oy pleasant Jennings nit him Won dime,
wen brcshn"ss hat been bad IN Boston.
urd vas strapped IN Nv louuk, midout
ret cent, ] Nus riding in drr liui,ay
stage. der doctor got Ia und salt
Halo, ninklcmcicr how vos yer gcilin'
nlongY | told him dot WIS busted
CLEAN. Did yer mean ter dell me dot yer
htin't got iOllar ter yer name"
cukNirUd llullnnt Dots uNurtlv
my condition. answered. unl
he dold me "a gOm Ter his
oils Ven We got dcrr lac mii. How
moo'h yer want, Dnklcmcicr2' und ! ~
Ilicd, Won updcud, oi YOU hloisp, doctor
Veil, lac hantrt OFT der money und
has.rd over JO1 cigars. hot Vus So. He
always schmokcd der $40 gnd hen salt,
Dirty days for der balance, DOCTOR IN "a
kWcstioning done ov voice. You
brd.lcr make II H'Ly, niuklcmcicr.'
der doctor rLlicd You sce hc
knew me. Shusi ~ kwirk M I struck
der sirc'd ] made cr break Tor No SlN
Brultyay, und | suit, ven entered
dr. hla e.: Civ me two stacks uy yit9g.'
Ven game uuid I vas $40 winner. und
der next yCck ! nFinnishcd Doctor llOl.
lnut by going a. HE office Ter hly der hal.
anor dlc. Ven be- had caught his brrat
Lp doIk dor Wiah und doli me Ter gumr
over g. der safe. lie ohrntd Il und salts.
'b.nkloWr'pr I sell Won der ole lut fer
. cents on der tJllar' nprr vas cr starl,
oy notes md checks Und / - ~. Vid Ter
names Oy some uy der best know men in
Ny NUuuk NJ der bottom hut I ya- du
burking der dipr, und salt No. dank
Nuu doctor, ! NuH not sbuCkulldiug un der
slrrrl dis week
DE never Wls ~ better man lifting dan
Doctor llollinL Npl,hr pu a. der me
dIopulis ! myuys make III buint ter gall
on Mn. llullaut bot lpty knows dot !
Nuy un oil irrut NJ der doctors. uud NJ.
NayH mnkcmyaollui Welcome. hlyoshusi
sold two boxes NJ desc 'llunruck'R h. cur
mel Lamont | dink dat hc buys dem Tor
der PRESIDENT. got only lis won box left,
und ! want tu close out su ~ tu Catch der
drain for PPltimpw. nikc dem for lie
und cr kUrwarior dcy would be- shCnp nt
xix und cr hullui und cleveland never
hnyH me les dan Fuipu. uud Lamont
spys dot dry are der bcst dot der olt man
cicr schmukcs'
Dinklcmcicr l. nll oi anecdotes about
every public man IN tho country, and hc
seldom leaves an office without selling
box, NJ least lie isthr "sam'l NJ ru.pu,'
II Washington, but much moW interesting