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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
Buried Numerous woodchucks.

IoIVyIUIl
Thtl legislature has adjourned. 1t buried
''woodchucks, but failed TO pass
more than one or two laws calculated to ben
eft the people of the state at large. A num-
Der of good measures were killed in the
senate.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
no sing az Owafonna.


Special to the Globe
OwAToNNA, March 1S.--The Carleton
College Glee club. consisting of sixteen
trained male voices. will give one of its ex-
cellent concerts at Chambers hall to-mor-
row evening.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
Ano iher Term for Harrington.

The chaplain of the Minnesota legislature is
certainly unique individual. In opening
the legislature one day he ''prayed" for the
reporters. If the reporters don't "boom''
this chaplain for a second term it is likely
that one man in Minnesota will be much dis
appointed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

THERE is nothing surprising in the reported
finding of gold in st. Paul. Every person
who has bought and sold St. Paul rea! estate
within the past year has found gold in it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

Emperor WILLIAM, of Germany, was just
Al years old when GROVER CLEVELAND was
born. Yesterday they exchanged congratu-
latory kilograms, each having passed another
mile post in life's journey. 1t Kaiser WILL
HELM had sent congratulatory telegram
when CLEVELAND was born it would have
taken six weeks for the message to have
reached its destination. The world does
move.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
Political Favors.

Shakopee Courier
Gov. McGill, in the appointment of Kelly
and Hicks, did simply what others nave done
before him; square political fayors by public
appointment.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

SIOUX FdIIS TTVSS.
1t is just little odd that Legislature, in
one branch of which the majority were farm
ers, should have proved the most eXtrava-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

D2KoTA's weather prophets and legislators
having subsidized for summers rest, the
wheat acreage experts will soon begin to get
in their fell work on the daily press,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

WORK on the cable line will begin within q
few days and ''hilP' residents will accordingly
have firmer faith in the eventual coming of
the millennium
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
A Shame Upon the State.

Perham BuIletln.
If ever there 1as been a mock legislative
session it is the one just closed. 1t is a
shame upon ne state, and nothing less.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

Re ected communications cannot be preserved.
Address all letters and kilograms TO
THE GLOBE, ST. Paul. MIMI
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
Sprung Into National Importance.

The De Lussan knee has sprung into ma
tional importance-not national observance,
mind you, but simply the subject of import
ant speculation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

PERHAPS the best solution of the Irish prob
lem would be in the English governments
buying each one of the oppressed tenants
government quarter section in Dakota.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

No Extra Session Needed.
Glencoe Enterprise.
No extra session of the legislature is
needed
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
Eau Claire Burglaries.

SpeClHI 10 tIIe OIODe.
EAU CLAIRE, Wis, March 1S.-At
o'clock this morning, Andrew Stansaas,
secretary of the Eau Claire Furniture COM
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
Predicts a Fall in Bacon.

ST. Peter Tribune.
1t will be 4 long haul when Shakespeare
gets left, and we predict fall in Bacon de-
spite Donnellys efforts.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
nAnN ANn SuNnAN
SUNDAY ALONE.

DAILY AND SUNDAY
lyr. III advance $40 90 mos. in advances? 90
mos. in advance 3 90 weeks, in advance w
One month. .......sjc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
WHO WELL GET THEM?
Several Fat P0stofGices in the N ortIa
west Vet 10 be Supplied.

Several Fat Possibilities in the North
west Vet 10 be Supplied.
Special to the Globe.
WASHINGTON, March 1S.-Several de-
srable Northwestern postmasterships are
still awaiting action by the postmaster gen
eral, the commissions of the incumbents
having expired, some of them nearly two
months ago. 1t is not expected that there
will be any difficulty in finding new men
for these POSITIONS as the desk OF the post
master general is pretty well covered with
applications now, and the Only question IS
one Of consideration. Nothing has yet
been accomplished concerning the Still
water, Mimi, office, the commission of
Postmaster Butts having expired the Sd
inst The salary Of this office is the largest
OF the number now Enacted upon, so far as
the Northwest is concerned, the figures
being 50. 400 per annum. 1t is generally
conceded that a young man will
get this place and good Democrat.
for the postmaster general is a
firm believer III the efficacy of rewarding
that class of voters in his party. In Wis
cousin at present there are three important
presidential offices to be disposed of, as fol-
lows: Chippewa Falls, which pays 81. 600,
the commission of Postmaster w. w. Gram
dali having expired Jan. 30; Prairie du
Chen, $l,400, Postmaster Edward Haley
holding over from Jan. 20 also, and Bur-
lington, which office is worth $1,000 to
Postmaster Charles w. Wood. whose COM
mission expired Feb. II, 1856. Il want to
get the places filled as speedily as posi-
be." said the postmaster general this after
noon. land | am having papers all pre-
pared for early submission to the president
1t will not take long to make the appoint
ments after the cases are reached. and am
sure satisfactory officials will be selected"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

giant the territory has ever known Query;
Dilthe farmers have their eyes open, or were
they hOOdWinkedy
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
New P0stniasters.

Special to the GIObe.
WAsHINGToN, March 1S.-New post
masters were commissioned in the North
west to-day as follows:
Minnesota-A. o. Twedton, Lindsay, Polk
county, vice Peter Peterson, resigned: d. +.
Gorham, Ellington, Dodge, replacing William
Burnns, removed.
Wisconsin-George Eda La Valley, Sank
county, vice w. ". Rathbun; Nels Olson,
Folandis, Dodge, vice Ole Halverson re-
moved: James Lewis, Winnebago, vice Will
lam Walker.
Iowa-Aiary NJ. Lesan, Lesan, Ringgold
county. replacing Arthur Lesan, resigned.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
For All Thy Tender Mercies, Etc.

Dunseith Times.
In future we shall have the consolation of
knowing that if the Dakota leeis lators did
not accomplish much good they at least did
little harm. For ali Thy tender mercies we
thank Thee, etc,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
NO vaor 81 SIX Mo-. is cts. Three Mo-. IS cts,
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The trouble with Mrs. Mind Reader
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VI. in advance - co 5 mos, in advance soc
mos, in advance. l 90 l mo-, in advance. zoe
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W., in advance. 81 90 + mos, in advance.Ss oo
smonths. in advance Isl 20.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

~. PAU. GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING Sunday
VI. in advance. IS 90 3 mos. in advance So 90
& mos in advance 4 90 weeks. in advance. 90
One month. .......10,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

glu-wEEkIY--( Daily--MondaE Wednesday and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
1T STIRRED HIM UP.

Congressman Lind Consumes "a
Large Amount of Space TO Reply
to "a Little Paragraph in the Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

LAWRENCE BARRETT is in trouble. He is
being annoyed good deal lately by the repre-
sentatives of London banking firm which has
been attaching his effects on the ground that
Mr. BARRETT is Indebted 10 the firm for Il
debt contracted in 1854. BARRETT is wealthy
and has valuable property in the East, but
instead OF lighting down on that. his English
creditors prefer TO dog him around the coun-
try and attach his box receipts.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

The president stood the bulletin strain un-
til the price of coal reached SO ton, and
then he began to melt. When, the next day.
the news reached him that coal had gone up
to 800 he said to his private secretaty DAN,
it would be cruel to allow even principle to
stand in the way Of relieving those suffering
people. Montana shall have more railroads
if they have to dig up the whole Indian
reservation to get them" With the excep-
ton of some appropriation bills the Montana
railroad bill was the last to pass congress, yet
it received the executive approval before
congress adjourned.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
DAY IN THE YEAR.

ST. PAUL, SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 1887.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
STRAY sUNBEAMS.

Woman hanging is growing into popularity
again in England. woman was hanged ut
Liverpool last Friday for the double murder
of her daughter and mother, upon whom she
had placed an insurance.
~
The most popular feature of the hanging
was the improved method of execution. In
stead of erecting an old-fashioned gallows
the sheriff dug hole in the ground. The
drop was from the level pavement of the
yard into an eight-fuot bricked pit. There
was nothing to suggest the scaiold except
the rope, and thus the execution was relieved
of the hideousness which usually accom-
panies such ceremonies.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

When Mr.. BARRETT was starring in En-
gland in 1884. contrary TO popular impression,
he lost money on his engagement When he
closed up he was short $4,000. HENRY lRV-
ING and other friends proposed 10 advance
the money TO relieve him of his financial diff
Guilty. but preferring TO deal in regular
business way, he declined their generous
offer and negotiated loan for the amount
from the American Exchange, an institution
doing a banking business in London.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

Mr.. BARRETT claims that he has paid the
principal in full, nut when the American
Exchange extracted So per cent. on the loan
he declined to pay it. He says that he agreed
to pay reasonable interest but the creditors
refused to accept less than the 30 per cent.
Hence the litigation between them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

Knowing the president to be sympathetic
man DICKERsoN concluded to worl, on his
feelings. 1t happened fortunately for him
that the snow blockade occurred in the North
west just at that time. DICK telegraphed
his Helena friends to send to Washington
daily bulletins Of the price of coal in Montana
and to be sure to give it a big raise each day.
"DICK" saw TO it that the bulletins reached
the White House.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19
Were They Hoodwinked.

Sioux Falls Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1887-03-19

When DICKERsoN found that his bill was
going through congress he trembled IN his
boots for fear of an executive veto. The
president was committed against granting the
right of way to railway companies through
Indian lands, having previously vetoed a
similar measure.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1887-02-10
A Peanut-Vender's Chat.

There is vast difference in peanuts.
Some large nuts look very fine, but are
really tasteless. No matter how well
roasted and prepared they may be they
still lack the features of a good nut.
A good rooster, like good cook, must
be born with certain qualifications
that can not be reached by trying to
educate him to it. Some dealers roast
the nut too little and others too much.
Roast them too much and the oil is
taken from them, and if the oil is not
properly brought out the nut has dis
agreeable taste. Some people like pea
nuts hot, but then they are very bad
for the teeth. Dyspeptics should eat
very few. l find from my own expert
ence that it would be better if they did
not eat any. The average peanut-eat-
er eats one every minute which is en-
tirely too fast-St. Louis Giobe-Demo-
cyUf
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1887-02-10
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

DIR. Douglass, who lost his health
in caring for General Grant, has gone
South to spend the winter.
Senator Voorhees, has moved his
Washington quarters into the house in
which John Quincy Adams lived when
he was nominated and elected to the
Presidency.
The late Isaac Church, who died on
Block Island recently, age one hundred
and one years, was the last full-blooded
descendant of the aborigines of that
island. Boston Journal
Father Higgins, a priest of the
Dominican order, has received the de-
gree of Doctor of Theology from Pope
Leo. He is the first ecclesiastic in this
country TO be so honored. Chicago
Journal.
Senator Logan's fortune now con-
sists of his Washington home, three
story house in Chicago, farm some
where in the interior of Illinois, his sal
airy as Senator, and wife who loves
him passionately.-N. Y. Graphic.
Willie Abronson is the name of a
little Russian jew, twelve years old, at
present stopping in Philadelphia, who
has travelled over Russia, Germany and
England, and is able to black boots in
ten languages. Philadelphia Press.
Miss Clara Sands, sister of Colonel
Alex. c. Sands, of Cincinnati. has Just
returned to this country from Japan.
where she has been missionary for
twelve years. She will return to
Japan after a years visit at her old
home in Ohio Cincinnati Times.
The oldest memb ers of the Author S
Club, of New York, are Noah Porter,
late president of Yale, aged seventy
five, and William S. Mayo, aged seven
ty-four. The four honorary members
are Matthew Arnold, John G. Whittier,
James Russell Lowell and Oliver
| Wendell Holmes. N. Y. Mail.
Rev. De Witt Talmage is quoted by
the Pittsburgh Chronicle as saying: 81
prepare my sermons usually by walk
ing the floor or on Il railway train.
can think better when in motion thar
when stationary. | sometimes jot
down notes on train, though / gener
ally carry them in my head When
go off on a journey, by the time ge
back home have sermons blocked ou
for one hundred and fifty years.
Mrs. Frederick, a daughter of thu
late Colonel William Lewis, of Swee
Springs, Greenbrier County, w. Va.
has recently been left large fortune
by a gentleman named Montgomery
who courted her in early life. Dis
appointed he went TO the East Indie
and there acquired great wealth. HI
died recently, bcqueathing his fortune
20 Mrs. Frederick on condition that sh
assume his name Baltimore american
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1887-02-10
Utilizing Sea Weed.

An English chemist has found way
for turning to account the practically
illimitable quantity of sea weed that
the ocean supplies, or at least as much
of it as may be desired. He boils the
weed with carbonate of soda, and
treats the filtered solution with sal
phuric acid, obtaining from it in this
manner substance that has more Wis
costly than starch or even gum arabic,
and that can be profitably employed in
stiffening various textile fabrics. 1t is
also said to be excellently adapted for
the making of sirups and for certain
culinary uses. From the cellular and
fibrous matter left after the extraction
of that material-to which he has given
the name of "alguina"-a very good
quality of writing paper can be cheaply
made-Science
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1887-02-10
SAVANNAH, TENNESSEE, THURSDAY FEBRUARY 10,

where Smith sat, "clear the room! The
proceedings Of the court are inter-
rupted."
Gentlemen, you must keep order!
You had better retire" said the sheriff,
a small, weak man, trying to carry out
the courts order.
Judge" said he, as the mob, in
stead of retiring, kept crowding to-
wards the prisoner, "they won't go
out, and can't make them"
Several of the ringleaders, stimulated
by the sheriff's confession, jumped over
the bar and started to seize Smith.
They were arrested by Judge Douglas
rising and calling out to large Ken
tuckian, who stood six feet and half.
Il appoint you sheriff of this court.
Select as many deputies as you require.
Clear the courthouse. The law de-
mands it, and |, as Judge of this court,
command you to enforce the law and
preserve the peace"
The suddenly-appointed sheriff obeyed
the Judges orders. Hastily calling
upon half dozen men to serve as dep
uties, he knocked down three ringlead-
ers; his deputies pitched six more out
of the windows, and in few minutes
the courtroom was cleared of the mob,
who, seeing the fate of their leaders,
scampered out of the door.
Judge Douglas prompt action pre-
vented murder and secured fair trial
to the prisoner. But he had assumed an
authority which did not belong to him.
As the duly-appointed sheriff was pres
ent, he had nolegal right to appoint any
one to act us sheriff. He knew that be-
fore he spoke, but moments delay
would have sealed Smiths fate. He
took the responsibility, and met the
emergency by the immediate action
which prevented a murder Youths
Companion.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1887-02-10
SAYINGS OF DUNDER.

Chunks of Teutonic Philosophy of Re.
marlSably Practical Nature.
When he vhas well enough let him
alone.
1t vhas better to do big peesness in
a shmall shtore dan to do a shmall
peesness in big shtore.
Some folks vhas sooch kickers dot dey
complains of der shmall size of apple
cores.
Many coon dot ish kildt oop a tree
could hat got avhay all right on der
groundt.
l hat took motifs dot dose peoples who
borrow der moas' tea and coffee und
sugar from DER neighbors, borrow der
least troubles for demselves.
Der family who doan' provide for a
rainy day Will sooner or later see
sooch dry time as nefer vhus.
Sometimes Truth goes out to take
walk and meets Gossip, but der pair
nefer comes home together.
belief dot if l vhas vhort $4,000
000I could feel sorry for der troubles of
der whole worldt.
Good Luck vhas somepody who Will
help fool ash queek as a wise man.
Success vhas der reward of hardt vhork
und perseverance.
Der leedle shildren dot we see arount
us vhas der rain-drops dot keep der
hearts of men from becoming parched
und dusty.
One half der peoples goes up ladder
to look for prize which vhas under
der house all der time.
May pc it was peter for us dot we
hat some troubles. If notings hap
pen vhe pecome so happy dot vhe melt
AWAY und der SIDEWALK vhas all
grease.
Kind WORDS cost nothings; dots Why
so many of us carry such a sthock of
'em.
Der working-man who has good
credit nit der grocer und butcher Will
always pc poor man.
People Will look for oranges in a
cabbage field, und because no oranges
vhas foundt. dot same peoples are de-
termined not to appreciate cabbage.
Truth vhas a big thing, but dert
vhas sometimes when a big lie VIA:
vhort two of him to make der family
all right. Dot vhas mine experience
NIT philosophy.-Detr0it Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1887-02-10
BROTHER GARDNER.
The Limekiln Club Sage Delivers a Few
Plain Obituary Remarks.

Plain Obituary Remarks.
at am my painful dooty to inform
dis club dat Brudder Arbustus jenkins
has passed from airth away" said
Brother Gardner when the triangle had
ceased to toll. "He was an honorary
member of dis club, libing in de Staff
of North Caroliny, an he was only
fifteen cents behind on his dues. 1t
kin not be said of Arbustus dat he was
either a statesman, poet, philosopher,
philanthropist or scholar. He was SIM
ply an ebery-day man, who did not
shrink eandwise when he got wet.
"As citizen of de United Stats he
did not go braggin' aroun' about our
bein' de greatest nashun on airth, but
he had hickory club laid away fur
any country which might knock de
chip off our shoulder.
LAS an, elector he went to de polls
ebery time dar' was chance to vote,
an sometimes when DER wasn't, an if
he split his ticket it was bekase he was
deeply interested in de matter of hon
est guy ment
"As laborer he was worthy of his
hire. When he wasn't workin' he was
thinkin' fur de benefit of his boss. If
de boss didn't know dis it was his own
fault.
"As a naybur, he nebber borrowed
coffee an sugar w'dout maxim a mark
on de tin cup, so he could return good
measure.
"As member of de community in
which he dwelt he upheld de law in de
daytime an stole water-melyons UNI
der kiver of darkness, thereby settin' a
good example fur de young,
"As husband he bossed de cabin,
an as a father he brung his chill'en up
to fear de law an respect ole aige.
ave shall hang the usual emblem of
mournin' on de outer doah, an we
shall feel bit sorry dat fair to me-
dunn man has passed away. Dat will
be all. We shan't pass no resolushuns
to send his wife, who knowed him bet.
ter dan anybody else, nor will we claim
dat our heartfelt sympathies go out fun
de chill'en, who amt probably no bet
ter dan anybody else's. 1t am huff fun
us dat we kin say Arbustus was up t.
the average, an dat death could have
tooken a wusser man an not hal
tried. Detroit Free Press.