The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-10-27
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= The anarchists dosi like Americas
lsus. boi they all get tbs haog o. then
sltet awhiss.
Frs, little si'i my father is AZ ed
iior. VI Bal 5oes yours 90 ?" second litii'
g.n Whatever msmms tells him
a correspondent wants Us 10 ten him
"shieh Il ihs proper altitude for asbcr-
ma8. sadles Or sitting 2" Neither To-
poo' a eps iyisg is the oaly position IL
wnsra be f.is entirely Al home
sssday eebaol seseher after railing
ihe pa,sbls u the Leaves saa fishes)
3D. sNa kaow. Robert Sho wrote that
story n I.ober, lsrianioel mo, but il
fans8s gfes, deal liae my dad
vet contract friendship With q
ms % il 70, better than Yourself, Gays
oae y tios, gfs'is aisiea. writers. That's
oil y Sli. - ~ - You are concerned,
be- - o, the nthef ipllo~
J mule sid yoaug lady, turning
nSHg iram the mifrar aui addressing .
oomtA8lla. "sbAi woald you do il you
hsd meastacbs on your lip Z" III
liked him | would keep quiet" was the
fsnure reply.
"A lady had lost her husband. and she
was surrounded by friends who were try
ing al they knew how 70 console her
"Alas r she exclaimed. bursting iuto
fresh burst Of tears, III were only pretty
j, ~onl1 no, be so bad. "
- Can you tell me why the lions did
not hun DsuIel r. inquired the sunday
school teacher of the tough little boy.
'Csnse Daniel was q prophet aud he nn-
derstood bis business" was the startling
reply.
Mr. Palette VIII you allow me to
paint that picturesque old binding back
OF your house Mr.. Wsyblck: No, |
reckoa won't go TO that expense; but ]
wouldn't mind a coat o. whitevash. mis-
ter. II ye didn't tax me too much fer it,
"A Chicago hopeful who was yersed 10
the mysteries Of the drama. being asked
10 call bis papa to tea, went within
hearing Of the loved but lingering sire,
and exclaimed: "What bo base craven.
come hither TO thy vesperian bash"
Furniture Dealer 10 elderly IN ,iden) |
Aud there is another advantage, maam
which the folding bed has over the ordi
nary kind. Elderly Maiden; What i
that, sW2 Furniture Dealer: You don't |
have 10 look apjer !, To see il there is
man there.
MA wont let US play poker on Sun
day. Jon know, /"
why, il was encouraged 10 the Bible.
How 40 Z"
Noah took 10 pair several times; Sam
uel stood on king, aud Solomon had
full Of queens
|
Witness, said lawyer 10 the police
court tie other day, lyon speak OF Mr.
Smith being well Off Is he worth S300Og'
mo sal Two thousand ?" mo sab;
be hau't wort % cents i" "Then how is be
we'll of r. Got wife who sports de
bull family, sab r
Her father. Yong man. do not OBJ
ec, TO your calling occasionally on my
laughter, but you mustn't stay so late. 1t
Was ~ O'Clock last night before you got
lway. Young man: "Got away" is very
good, sir. | had to either stay or get my
'oat torn.
Wife. What are some OF the require
nenis necessary TO make a successful polk
II player, my dear
Husband lthoughtfnlly) Well, man
must he cool, crafty. deceitiul. selfish sly,
md have touch OF meauness 10 his lis
POSITION
Wifi l,bockejl shoulda't think yon
you'll care 10 play With such people.
Husband, O. most always win.
-Omala Prohibitionist: my fiiend,
rope ae will bave your help in our pio-
'ibitioa eampaien n Wayback natve; ,
No, stree. There Mn't 10 autidoie fer
a,ilesuake bites except whiskey. an i
int goin 10 vote whiskey ont OF reach 10 !
ases Of emergency. tell you." "But,
". there are no rattlesnakes IN yonr sec d
ion No. but we're goin TO import !
ome risb, oii. q
When President Bartlett entered the
Id chapel Of Dartmouth College, the 18th.
0 preside over the senior forensics before
be college. he found full bIooded live
,ekass tied to the pulpit After the
.ugh,er snd cheering snhsided. President
lafileii came forward and said: II per
Give sons ~ yon have les, your brother
'heu be ordered The exercises to proceed
I'd The donkey w@ an henored guest
airing the exercises
80 father bal been lee,uring bis son
pom ,he evils 81 staying oui late at night
I'D getting up ie,e 10 the morning. lyon
ever will smourt 10 anything" be con
nueh. "aDlfss yen turs over new leaf
.curnber The early bird catches the
ORA How sbou, the worm. father n
Iqsired the roaDg man. borrowing the
u sarcasm. "wasD't be rather foolish TO
4 up 50 early r. nv son. replied the
a msn, s0iemply. ''ihst worm haiot