New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-02-27
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THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho Young Mems Democratic Club Of Brooklyn has
had its earthquake too.
To disinterested outsider tho English House OF
Commons appears to waste o great deal OF time III
trying to dovise means to avoid wasting time.
"1hat man has the greatest voice Of anybody on
member sat down after his speech.
"Just Like q bass drum" replied tho companion
visitor
ayes, and nothing inside Of t."-(Washington Critc.
Another illustration of the truth that evil COM
muncations corrupt good manners: Montreal, tho
refuge Of American "boodlers," has nice htue Al
dermanic "boodle combine" Of its own
There Is no truth in tho report that the great ana
only "Me" Kelly is about to Join the Browning CLUB
of Boston He says Longelow is good enough for him.
Omaha Proof-reader going over a Montreal letter.
"There is nothing like Canadian winter Sports "
Copy -holdcr-I can't toll: it's all blurred.
Must be some mistake about It,"
MAY be there Is" -
eyes, I'll change it to "congcal"-(Omaha World.
St John County, Kan, is now Logan County. The
people of the county to DO congratulated
In tho hotel parlor, IL p. M: ,.,
"Have you any Idea what time it is 7" he asked,
and walked her up as often BY laughing bolserously
at his own brilliant ebullitions of wit, huInor and
Really, I haven't" she replied YEARLY.
at certainly must DO time was going home" he
continued, rs ne nuue u move IN inc rknU ulItCuOu
"oh, am sure it is very much later than that, "
she said, sweetly and nnocentiy, and then he went
away with hideous suspicion in his manly bosom.
-(Washington Critic.
Gleason is much moro successful in tanning horses
than President Cleveland in tanning the Democratic
party.
About 10 o'clock last night stranger asked the
clerk at the National Hotel II he could sec certain
distinguished a who ~, guest Of the house.
"Where 2" asked the stranger.
"That man going upstairs with pitcher of ice
"What's no going to do1 Take wash"
"No: that's drinking water"
Jaw, como off," said the stranger, getting red In
tho face You may think you can guy me because
Pm from the country, but you can't do it. I've
never the man before, but know him durn
sight bettor than Observation-Disclosures Critic.
Disease is rcspccter of persons. Tho smallpox
OF Prince Alexander Of Battenberg is Of Just as small
variety as that which attacks the average noaccount
subject.
OF course "Dly" Moloney wasn't in Florida. He
says that just at present Motnreal Is plenty warm
enough for him.
You and Edwin not been qlarrelng, / hope
Angclna-NO, Uncle Jack. but we've been To
Sgnor Gammonio, the palmist to have our hands OK
amincd, and he says not suited to each other,
and ought to break IL Off ut once !-Q-ondon Punch.
There is talk of starting paper to be called
"The Toboggan" 1t ought TO bo easy as sliding
down hill to start such paper.
weekly paper Of this city Is authority for the
statement that iuiy tnree-OJrths Of the audiences
at the German opera were Jews and Jcwesscs. And
II 1t not for the liberal patronage Of the Jewish
portion OF the community, several of the leading
places Of amusement in this city would find IL
difficult matter TO keep their doors open.-New- York
Hebrew Journal.