Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1887-06-25

This brings YOU under Venus, Mercury and
Mars. These three planets were in conjunc
ton at the time of your birth. You were born
when the sign was wrong and You have had
more or less trouble ever since. Had you
been born when the sign WAS in the head or
the heart, instead OF the feet, you would not
have spread out over the ground 50 much.
Your health Is very good, ss is the health
of those generally who are born under the
same auspices that YOU were. People who are
born under the reign Of the crab are apt to
tie cancerouS You, however, have great
lung power and wonderful gastric possibili
ties Yet at times YOU would be easily up
set A strong cyclone that would unro0f Il
court house or tip over through train would
also upset YOU, in spite of your broad, firm
feet. if the wind got behind one Of your ears
You will be married early and YOU will
be very happy, though your wife will not
eujoy herself very much Your wife viii be
much happier during her second marriage.
~You will prosper better in business mat
ters without forming any partnerships. Do
not go into partnership with n small dark
man who has neuralgia and fine yacht
He has abundant means, but he will go
through You like an electric shock.
most fortunate day. on which 10 borrow
money of Men with light hair. Mondays
and Thursdays will be your best days for
approaching dark men.
Look out for lowsot man accompanied
by an oftioe cat, both Of whom are engaged
in the newspaper buSlnes. He Is crafty
and bald headed on his fathers side. He
prints the only paper that contains the full
text of his speeches at testimonials and din
ners given TO other people. Do not loan
him money on any account.
You would succeed well as Il musician or
an inventor. but you would not do we'll Us
poet You have all the keen senSibiiity and
strong passion of a poet. but you haven't the
hair. Do not try po,sy.
In the future | see You very prosperous.
You are on the lecture platform speaking
large crowds u people are jostling each
other at the box office and trying 10 get their
money back.
Then | see YOU riding behind flexible
horse that must have cost a large sum Of
money You are smoking cigar that has
never been in use before. Then Venus blsects
the orbit of Mars and | see you going home
with your head tied up in the lap robe you
and your spirited horse III the same amou-
lance"
But do YOU see anything for ME in the
future, Nine La Foyer 1 asked. taking my
feet off the table, the better to watch her feat
ures anything that would seem to indicate
political preferrnent, reward for past ser
vices 10 my country, as it were!'
No, not clearly But wait a moment
Your horoscope begins TO get little more in
teilicent. | see YOU ut the door of the senate
Chamber. You are counting out your money
and looking sadly at a schedule of prices.
Then YOU turn sorrowGully away and decide
10 buy seat in the house instead. Many
years after see you in the senate. You are
there dag after day attending to your duties.
You are there early, before any one else. and
see you pacing back and forth, up and down
tue aisle, sweeping out the senate chamber
anu dusting OIL the seats and rejuvenating
the cuSpldors.
Would it Ire etiquette in dancing quad
rifle to swing q young person Of the opposite
sex twice around at select party when you
are but slightly acquainted, but feel quite
confident that her partner is unarmed;'
Yes"
Docs your horoscope tell person what to
do with raspberry jelly that will not jellf'
mo, not at the present prices"
so you predict an early marriage, with
threatening weather and strong prevailing
easterly winds along the gulf statesF'
Yes, sir"
And i, there no way that this early mar
riage may he evadedn
NO, no; unless you put it of till later in
life"
Thank you." said, rising and looking out
the window over q broad sweep of undulating
alley and wind swept roofing, and now, how
much are You out on this"
"Sirl"
whats the damage"
"Oh, one dollar
But don't you advertise TO read the past,
present and future for fifty ceItsi'
Well. that is where a person has had other
information before i'll his life and has some
knowledge to begin with; but where fill up a
vacant mind entirely and store it with facts OF
all kinds and stock it up SO that il can do bust
hess for itself, charge Il dollar. | cannot
thoroughly refit and refurni>h mental tene-
ment from the ground up FOR fifty cents.
do not think we have as good "Astrolo-
gists" now as We used to have. AStrologiSis
cannot crawl under the ten: and pry into the
future as they could 5000 or 4, ,UOO years ago.
New York World.
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