New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-11-12
TIRE Talk or THE DAY.

John Radcliffe the well known English nutist WA
recently visiting a country town. where he met a
quaint cid woman who gazing ntcnty at a cheap
print representing the Virgin with St Elizabeth on the
hand and St. Joseph the other and the in rip
ton " Ave Maria" underneath. "Of course you under
stand that ~ asked Radcliffe seeing the old lady ap-
pcared puzzled. Oh, yes" was the reply, know
all about that Tho man IS axng the ooman In the
middle will he ave her. and she Is saying how
bein' married erself, she can't, but won't he ave
Mara"
A music dealer saws that violin has not improved
any since 1920. The same may be said Of M" violin
player who lives next door.-(NorristOwn Herald.
The following figures will give idea of the deve
opment of the petroleum Industry Of Baku. In ls82c
the Trans-Caucasian Railway transported 100000
pools; in 1894, 100000 pools in 1885. 100000
pools in 1886, 1880 900 pools and during the prs
ent year tho figure will probably reach 1s.O0O.OOO
or 100000 The oil Is shipped abroad In wooden
and tin vessels, which manufactured at Baum
at the works recently purchased by Baron ROthschld
These works turn ont during the year sufficient YES
sells to contain over 100000 pools. The cost Of
packing the petroleum ia 40 cOpecks per pOod. or
slightly over the value Of the oil itself, pood Is
equal to thirty six pounds avoirlupois.
saving tho pennies makes mionaires, but a little
icing millionaire himself long hi, father keeps
up lis habit OF shaking the bank whenever he wants
Lovers lamps are sold in Boston They are war;
ranted not 10 burn MOI than two hours
Things One Would Rather Have Lett Unsad-Pro.
lessor Cbatterleigh-By George I'm SO hungry can't
talk.
Fair hostess ION hospitable thoughts intcnt-Oh I'm
so glad-Qondon Punch.
Arstocrac Beacon-st In Boston held out a. long a.
IT could against hor>ecar line but 1t had to yield
last. 1t ls somewhat consocd, however. by the fact
that the track Is laid after English pattern, and
furnished with Eng1 III rails Now they ought to be
entirely consistent aud call II a uanway, ye know.
Hundred Years Hence.-First Lady Juror-Thers
seems to be no doubt that the prisoner murdered hi,
second Lady Juror..Yrs, isn't he handsome
Third Lady Juror-The poor fellow hasn't had
single bouquet sent TO him to-day.
Fourth Lady Juror-But yod know the ladies weren't
Fifth Lady Juror-of course not; they didn't hear
sixth Lady Juror-If we bring him In guilty wha
Will they dor
seventh Lady Hang him.
ChoruS-HorroIs
Eighth Lady Juror-why not say the second degree.
Ninth Lady Juror-Then they'd impri,on the poor
Chorus-Iorrors.
Tenth Lady Juror-It won't do to bring him IN
Eleventh Lady Juror-I'm afraid not
Twelfth Lady Juror-Of course not. II he 4 locked
up We can't any of us marry him.-(Omaha World
To be noblcman In Hawaii under the new
constitution a. one must be in receipt Of an income Of
rural editors in this state who would be regarded as
n ser IN Hawaii Is If tho now constitution
two clothes wrnS-rs an oil stove. and lad dozen Ednsy
si@ a. the equivalent OF cssh(N Orristown Herald.
According to its two enerpr>ing papers. "The
Union" ard The Bee" san Diego. cal. is growing
With uneXamped rapdity. These papers certainly
show signs of prosperity that not always found
In older journals
Change OF IIeait.-omala NANNY Gracious Wen
be l,'". Get your things on.
Wife-My dear it's raining pltchforks and tho
wind l. blowing hurricane
NJ. MS 5 haze , " E. u rn,n a."
ever yoir Waterproof"
"And you know You have a cold"
81 can wear iubbers; wouldn't miss tia' opera
"Opcro' his is not opera night: It's prayer
-",r' / wonder If our preacher thinks pNop!s
ar" IDIOTS enough to stir of the house such .
night a. ths.'- Omaha World
The English people now thilk they called upon
20 decide whether Jay Gould or John l.. sullivan may
DO regarded as typical American.
In London poor college graduates in cap and gown
may be seen on the streets acting sandwich men,
what this hear about Plcklns J They say he Il
sun rer tom keptomanis. Did you hear anything
of that kind p
"Not exactly have been given to understand that
the shophecpcrs the sufferers. "-(BOSton Tram
script.
Since the repaving of Fifth Avenue the numbers
of miscellaneous vehicles a>sing along that thorough
idir nave increased. II is no longer stirct ucN"'
almost exclusively 10 fashionable elupages. THIS
demonstrated the other evening AT about dusk by
the appearance one block at the same moment OF
a hearse; dog carrying two dudes and foot
man; farm wagon with at least one thousand
Ga bages piled high above the SIDE boards two ham
som cabs: a lager beer wagon with kegs and two
bluebou,ed putchmen: and two trottelS attached
to light road wagons wrrs having brush" down
Murray Hill past the stewart Mansion.
After the Matinee-This is what TIA Bits" heard In
the lobby o uptown theatre The other afternoon as
the audience Of lddics-blcss ,cm slowly made theit
/" Never saw such eyes that mau has got t
all my life but" What an ugly bonnet! l mu,.
SAY "lthOught1 should cry II was too ~ ~
mlly fuzzy wasn't r,, Ia IN Ho dearly
noise I'll never take YOU ont again for M. u" o,cS
enjoy good cry, aid this play Makes ,ne Ear
That wonan's third husband hasn't been dr"u IN
yet lie hire this aflernoon iir "a, If
Mrs. Bonton's hat | should think ! ana n1', w "a,
Won as, when" She di I'D in such a realistic ,,s
silk trimmed with real point lace. and-'-(Ia-"N
II T., only about two hundred anl-lfty -fx years
aco since the first Thank giving Day WAS observes"
thf country. od Massasolt ana his hih''. ,'o.
sat duwn TO dinner with tie long faeel Puritan"
The Indians brought deer from the WOOD, ann W.
na,efsces suppled fish. clans and corn Ten y''''
later when the lst batch of bread IN tho colony va,
I'm Governor Bradford's oven, and starvation
staring our Ncw-England ancestors In The L'o'
good ship from Ireland appeared with provi'oiN ~"
tho day appointed for fasting was changer M
day Of Thanksgiving. Here l. reason for Ne"'',s'
sympathy with the oppressed lrShnien Oh 'o""''
WHEN ETHEL TALKED
When Ethel talked across the crimson sea oil w nle IA
From which her snowy shoulders rose ID ''
fair, -. ANAL, or thru,b
Her voice las sweetcr than the notes OF wren VI ~
" When Ethel TALKED
Forgotten then the santed maiden lisa p's'0
nj fhs "A
OF mutcd strings and signing flutes ms "'
there.
To Ethols box with passionate and pncnss sweet air.
II now upon the vicwless wings oi i", NM Hu,hr
put some unshac kled wagneritc cried 3muaJ'
p'" '' When Ethel tslheu u.ss.
Nv J. Henderson In hHpc'