Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1887-07-18

There i always room 81 the top Of Al
evening coetune-for more costume
Naomi was $50 years old when she got
married Surely the Bible i : great con
soIer-
Tight LacIng l. said by An English writ
~ 10 eaHSe cancers In spite OF this
however the corset VIII stay
Did you have al your lessons II school
to-day little boyS- Yes sir an more
too More than al your lessons: ::
Yes sr-a IfeEn-.-
L w0man-s musical voice aroused The
priests curiosity AZ : confessional II Par
L recently He asked What i your
name ny ch1de- She replied. Father,
nv name l. not sin
Is Smith = man Of general inteII-
gences- I have never net hIm-b -bUtI fancy
not Why Because I've seen him
occasionally in the jury box in the court
Of general sessions
BY the way, you are IN the drug busi-
ness How l. it, -Frst-rate except
that I hate 10 see man die for whom I
have put up , prescription" why sO:7
We'll Il loses customer
IN Japan according % = correspondent
= man introduces his better half - my
fool OF a wife In Japan al the fErni-
ture / made Of light bamboo and such =
thing - = rouing-pIn i unknown
Kansas Judge 70 prisoner What y a.
yo1r reason for mHrdering the man IN
such q coId-bIooded wsye Prisoner
Yer honor he pronounced depot --daypo-
Kansas Judee-Ten dollars Or thirty days
Did yoa ever hear The Mziden's
Prayer: asked travelling man OF an
Old merchant who had i've daughters
Did ever: You bet have: with al the
variations from matinee tickets 70 seal
skin sacks
Getting nd Of 4 man l. = very easy
process II yOu ara really II earnest about
Il Some girls marry and feed their VIC
tins with bread they have made than
selves This / = roundabout way Of get
ting rid Of = man
Beau-WI you kindly play ne some
thing< BeLe-Im sorry, bur We are II
mourning The piano i closed Bean
Why did not know that you had had =
death N the family Belle bursting into
teary-Ye- We have had Z sad berezFe-
ment- Poor little FIdo, that We thought
- much Of died last night
Mamma 10 little Joy. aged four who
wants 70 stay IN bed Gone dearie- Il l.
time no~ 10 get up Don't yoa hear that
ro5in outside y0zr Window He says.
Get Up zet Up. get up now get up quick
Joy CIistenIng tho1ghtfGIlyg yg-Yes- hear
him. bat h say i % his own children
4 scientist : responsible for the state
meut that hair around the mouth Inpzirs
mental facaItEes- He says all great ora
tors statesmen ministers and lawyers
wear smooth face These discoveries
were probably made after the scientist
lad used Up half lifetime IN En=geces.-
fuI attempts % raise m0ust2cbe-
The family or a BaEAIo nzn Who lad
gone out of town received : dIzpz-eh from
him announcing br1e1E- Vas hErt- and
a.tsIes1 rhzr Il woa5d b-e hone bF the next
train He dzssfpa1es1 . great dezl of dis
trezs When - arrived II good zazpe-
and explained that the de@pztch should
rad W. Wzsh-0gr-
Tzm1zs walked boEae with the mi-i--
Ter after service 0ne Szadzg- z8d the Izt-
Ter co1glalnes1 0f ezhzazeiOn- Tired
ozt- eh>- aid T2ma4zz- Yes =Ighed
the reverend- s-eonpletely done Up meu-
tally and phys5ezlly- actually strained
NJ 5@cz gertznz zP tEl= nOrnl1gs ser
z0n Oh said T2zan1@s- Ha8sllzly,
--you Eaz=t he verE near tAe h0trozA of the
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