The Grenada gazette., 1887-06-18
FULL OF FUN,

-lhomrson-'S Suppose man a.
call you a liar. what should ", von '1' \
Jones (hesitatingly)-"what'ss; :;
man?"
a veteran was relating his e,pl
to a crowd of boys. and mentionaaI
, ing been in five engagements, "r1'
nothing!" broke in a little sb.'
my sister sarah's been engaged eIe]
times" S''
Now. woman's sphere" boz
MeSwilligan. "Oh, yes. know y
that is" replied her husband, .w
what is it?' "Why, woman's fa,l
mouse. '--Fittsburgh Chronicle
What he wants.
Man wants but little here belown
That statement causes mirth--
II must have been in early times
For now he wants the earth,
"A Blue Blooded Beat was
recent heading in newspaper Il,
not refer to new agricultural pynau
but to a Baron who had pulled uo ro1
and absconded with good deal Of ;
dirt that didn't belong to him. .-Bos1
Commercial Gazette.
My dear" said her lover II
fired with an ambition to win Va
hand. May l consult your father
Yes" she softly murmured. An nd
later he was again "fired''-but
was not with an ambition to win
hand, this time. There was more "a
than hand about it-Drake's Trap
ler's Magazine.
One of the Boston Budgets dr(
small boys was making life bula
to the quieter portion of The famil
keep quiet, child, and don't be
boisterous," called the mother imp
tiently. well, l don't want to
girl-sterous,' came the prompt reto,
and the mother wonders what she hi
done to merit the sad visitation Of
ing the parent Of a punster.
-Artist-"You'll come and see ID
pictures before they go?' Iuduenti
Critically dear fellow, ! never
and see pictures in fellows studios
is such n bore, you know. Eycrybol
saying the pictures are too charmin
and too delightful, and all that!
Artists Wife (nervously) )--"oh, there
never anything Of that sort in o.
house-er-" Wishes she hadn
spoken. l-Pumch.
I'll am so bnsys' said yonng SOhl
Sophomore, Il have no time to think.
Il can let you have plenty of time.
said the professor, coldly, "but isn
there something else you need to
thinking withp' And long, long afte
recitation. when it was hours too latt
young Softly bethought him that
should have said Eyes. but YOU hay
none Of that to spare, proles@t
Thus oft our brightest thoughts ON
happiest inspirations side track an
wait for n signal and fail to get there
-Burdette.
The story that kissing was Intro
duced into England by Rowcna, daush
ter Of Hengist, the Saxon. is preu
enough to be true. but 1t proOaol
isn't, all the same. As the story runs
a banquet was given the British mon
arch, at which the Princess, are
the brinming beaker TO no
lips. saluted the astonished ana as
lighted Vortigern with q little Sss
after the manner Of her own peops
Rowena may have been real n,s
girl. lu,t we believe that Mother h'e
gave the first lessons in osculatioh
Chicago Journal.
He Was Right. Hans GroVyo'1
, worthy Western farmer, has aslrss' ~.
ish wife, who has long rendered ~
life any thing but couch OF roses Wv
lay not long ago she, in a fit Of p'qas s!
packed nm her goods and LEFT nm
rowing never to come back :"
news went round among his nelsnn,is
ind at night several came to conuvs
With Hans. He sat on his front po'u
,uffing away at his pipe. "Hans, !, -, y
marked one Of the neighbors iry
'ou." MY poy," replied the n0us'' 0ss.'
)utchman. as he knocked the ',.', ~.
'ut Of his pipe. "you vas rlgnt .m y.
las shust come back!"-N I Lfay