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The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1887-10-20
An Epidemic Of Dudes.
Ne,cs and Courier, 18th.

Ne,cs and Courier, 10TH.
A crowd of twenty-five dudes made
King street exceedingly unpleasant
to the ladies yesterday afternoon.
They assembled in front Of the store
under the Young Mems Hebrew AS
sociation Hall, and amused them
selves by "mashing'' the ladies who
passed by. Their behavior finally
became so obnoxious that the ladies'
were driven to the opposite sidewalk.
Police!
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1887-10-20
Mutually Productive.
Binohdmon ReDublicdn.

1t has been learned that extremely
tight lacing produces softening of
the brain. 1t has long been known
that softening Of the brain produced
extremely tight lacing.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1887-10-20
Snow In New York.

UTICA, n. Y, October 12.-Snow
began falling here this morning. 1t
is the FIRST of the season.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10

ENERAL HOU Sci KEEPE f RS
VI and the Public in General are
herewith informed that We are prepar-
ed to furnish you with House Fix
ings. We have anticipated the de
mands that would be made on this de-
partment consequent upon the many
strangers that will be attracted here
during the coming drill. We will war
rant both the price and wear of any
article sold You out of our House Fur
nishing Stock.
Having supplied the majority of the
Hotels and Families of Washington
and the neighboring counties for the
past twenty-five years gives us an adj
vantage over the others, for We are ful-
ly able to supply all.
Among the many articles we keep
we only quote the following, for want
of space, but we would like you to vis-
it our department and become better
acquainted with the new goods:
worth 62lc.
ia inch Bleached Damask, zoe. pr yard
| worth soc
:. inch Half Hleached German Damask, -
cents worth S1ac.
G4 inch L Unbleaehed German Damask, 30
worth 6Jc
81 inch Unblelclled German DImask, 40t :;
worth soc.
"a inch Unbleached German Damask, 30c;
worth He
Turkey Red Damask, %, 31,aa, 50, TO, and
7:'c per yard.
| In new designs and colors guaranteed
5-S Dinner Napkins, 81 worth Si.25
| 1-S Dinner Napkins, 81 30 worth 81
| 81 Dinner Napkins, $l.5O; worth SD
5-S Red Bordered Unbleached Napkins, ST.;
worth ST 40.
Lunch Napkins, 33, 40. so, and 75c per doz.
Bleached Doylies, SOC, 75c, 9sc., 81, Sl.25,
S1.50 $1.75 and 81 per doz with or without
borders.
Turkey Red and Cardinal Table Covers, in
| all sizes.
| 1O4 Unbleached Red Bordered Frinsel Ia
BILE Cloth only 81 %.
| lO-4 BIeached Fringed Table Cloth, S2.25.
2Ox40 Undressed Huck Towels, 12ac
| 2Ox4O Undressed Huck Towels, l2ac.
20x4O Undressed Huck Towels, 25c. or S.
| - per dozen.
24x44 Extra Heavy German Damask Tow
els, 2:,c.
20x44 Turkish Towe.s, 12ac.
2lx42 Turkish Towels, lSc; worth p.
Fancy Turkish Towels for Tides i'll new
exclusive styles, 10, l2aa, 20, -, ;SI, and iiac
Our stock of Crash Towelng embraces all
of the best makes.
Is inch Glass Toweling, lOc.
Is inch Bleached Toweiing, D.
A full line Of Plain Linen aud M"mle
Stamped Goods.
| Lot l:,-72-inch Beached Double Ddmask,
new designs, at $50 per yd; worth s..
Lot 11-72nch Beachei Double DamaSk
at 81 /; handsome patterns, good value, S2.i1
Lot 90 inch do. at 81 %; would be
cheap at S2'25.
Lot S-72-inch do. at $l.50: worth 81,
Lot 5-72 inch do. al 97c; worth Sl.2J.
Also few pieces of y inch Bleached Ger
man Damask, al 81 ID real value 81 40.
, 1 Dinner Napkins, at s. -, $3.50. Sd,
and s. per dozen.
Our House Furnishing Department is con
venienty located on the FIRST Floor, next te
the elevator.
DvEveIy article Marked One liice.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10

Dear creatures we can't i've without them,
They are all that is sweet and seducing to man!
MOORE
Abont seven O'Clock that evening
our two Young friends started on their
way to '"Moss side,' the residence Of
Mr.. James Grahame.
Soft strains of sweet music fell upon
their ears as they neared the house,
and they stopped Il while to listen to
its enhancing sounds.
After knocking lightly at the door,
they were admitted by Mrs. johnson,
the housekeeper, who ushered them
into the parlor, where they were sur
prised to see both Belle and Nellie
The latter was seated at the piano, and
the former was bending over her, as
they were both singing; but on the
entrance of the gentlemen they stop
ped their duet abruptly, and came
forward to meet them.
Livingstone being unknown to Mel
lie, and Guy to Belle, the necessary in
Productions followed, and after all
were seated. conversation commenced.
"Mr. Carroll" said Belle, turning to
Guy, 'I'almost feel as if | knew you
as both Mr.. Livingstone and Nellie
have talked considerably about YOU
Nellie slightly blushed, but Guy,
coming to the rescue, said
II can return the compliment, Miss
Grahame, as my friend Livingstone
has talked of nothing else but you
since his arrival
AT this remark both parties alluded
to became confused, but Harry, being
the first to recover himself. replied:
"Well, | am sure could not find a
better theme for conversation, and
then by way of retaliation, continued.
miss Nellie, my friend Carroll is an
artist; and has sketched the picture OF
Il young girl fishing; did you ever see
it? | think he intends to paint it,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10
ITO BE CONTINUED J

The Origin of the Species: A Sci
entific Novel;. One. 2. Two. 2.
Three. Condsnsed Stories.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10

kinds of flowers somewhat surprised
Nellie, as she thought men were indif-
ferent to such things.
After he had finished admiring the
flowers, he consulted his watch, and
being alarmed at the hour, which was
three o'clock, shook hands with Mel
lie, and babe her good-evening, after
having received pressing invitation
to call again.
81 should have left long before this, ="
remarked he to himself. BY Jove :.
how time flies when you are talking to
Il pretty girl
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10

MILTON.
As Nellie sat engaged in reading
the next morning. her aunt came in
the room with a card in her hand and
said:
"Therr is IA gentleman in the parlor
who desires to see YOU presume it Is
the h vou talked so much of yester-
day: here is his card.
Taking tie card Nellie read:
"MR. GUY CARROLL.
Baltimore, Nd
"Guy Carroll" unused she, "what a
pretty name Say, amtie. do look
we'll enougi to 90 down, as | am:
"plcntv we'll enough to see il man,
replied Miss Rcbecca: ''when | was
yonr ape never bothered much about
men.
Nellie then descended to the parlor
here she met Guy, who came forward
and extending his hand, said:
"llow do You feel this morning after
vour ducking. Mis-"
NV name is Nellie Nelson, inter
rupted she. Il am feeling very well
this morning. thank you.
Il presumed that you We're Miss
Nelson. but was not certain. My
cousin. DIR. Ellison, with whom | an
staving. seems to be well acquainted
with your family.
"Dr. Ellison. why, is he your cous'
in: Yes. we know him we'll; he il
real nice. and | am very fond of him..
"Bv-the-bye, Miss Nellie" asked
Guy, smiling, didn't YOU forget some
thing in your hurry yesterday =
Yes" replied Nellie, laughing, g
forgot my fish: not that | valued
them. but | did not care TO lose th'
basket they were in"
"Iou will not lose either, rs pick
ed the basket up yesterday, and it j
now in the hall with the fish in it.
MANY thanks for your thoughtful
ness. but | must have caused you mucf
trouble Yesterday"
A fair lady can never give NJ
trouble" gallantly replied Guy.
Nellie blushed at the compliment
and the conversation changed to book
and various other subjects.
About an hour had elapsed whel
/ Miss Rebecca appeared, and when tn
introduction was over, informed Mel
lie that luncheon was ready, and i'll
vited Guy to join them.
They adjourned to the dining-room
where nice repast awaited them.
Mr.. Carroll, am sorry that pap
is not here, but he is, at present, AVA
on business" said Nellie after the
were seated, and turning to her aunt
she continued, Aunt Beck, Mr.. Car
roll is a cousin of DR.. Ellison's, and
at present STAYING there.
"Dr. Ellison is our family phys
sian" replied Miss Rebecca, land ha
been very kind to the family. In m
brothers absence | must thank You
Mr. Carroll, for the timely assistanc
which You rendered my niece yester
day. She ought not to have gone t
the stream alone, but girls are not a
particular now us they were when
was Young.
"Whv, ! don't See how they coul
have changed 50 much III 50 short
while" replied Guy.
Aunt Beck evidently does not ad
mire the girls of the present genera
ton. but | suppose all ages vary i
their customs" remarked Mel lie.
Lunch being now over Nellie an
Guy returned to the parlor. Atte
they had been there awhile she pre-
posed game of croquet. Guy vii
lim@lv aSsented, and the two went on
on the lawn.
They played several games, eac
beating alternately, and then, GROWN!
tired of that amusement, strolled II
the garden among the flowers.
Guys familiarity with the yariou
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10

and Harry Livingstone lightly stepped
upon the platform. He was tall
young man, with light hair, soft mag
netic grey eyes, and of rather striking
appearance,
After cordially shaking hands with
both the Doctor and Guy, who express
ed unfeigned JOY at meeting him, he
said:
"Why! | feel highly honored; | did
not expect you would both turn out to
meet me-
"Oh! had to pay some calls in this
neighborhood, and it did not put me
out to meet you, my dear boy. return
ed the Doctor; chow are all at hOme::' -
"Quite we'll, thank YOU, replied Liv-
ingstone, and turning to Guy contin-
ued: "well, old boy, won IA case last
week, and would have been here SOON
er if that had not been on hand. Law
is the profession after all, Guy, You
had better abandon art entirely"
"Oh. get in the buggy. Harry,
said Guy, somewhat impatiently, ''you
don't expect to spend the day standing
in the road do you::"
"Well, good bye boys y said the Doc
tor riding off; "remind my housekeep-
er, Mrs. Watson, to give you good
lunch, as I may not be home till dim
ner."
The two friends then drove slowly
homeward, conversing all the while
on various subjects. They reached
home about twelve o'clock, and going
in the dining room, saw that Mrs.
Watson had already prepared nice
lunch, to which they sat down.
After eating a few moments in silence
Harry remarked to his friend
"Say Guy, old boy, do you know d
young girl around here about seven
teen, who is fond of fishing: Well
| was quite struck with such Cir
whom | met in Baltimore"
Guy felt dull pain in the region
of his heart, which he could not ana
lyze, at these words, but by supreme
effort he replied carelessly:
"Oh! yes know such a person, az
her father, Capt. Nelson--
'Bother you, Guy, | am not talking
of any Miss Nelson; the girl | SPOKE
of is Miss Belle Grahame, and she ha:
no father, and lives with her uncle
Mr.. James Grahame. Now | come t.
think of it she did tell me her deares
friend was a Miss Nelson and lived OF
the adjoining farm"
AS Harry spoke, Guy felt strange
relief come over him, and brightenin!
up he said
"No, Harry | do not know Mis-
Grahame, but if she lives near Mis-
Nelson, l can take you to call on her
/ reckon"
"She gave me a pressing invitation
to call on her, and if You can tell M
the way there, | will take you to Sc
her tonight"
81 don't think she is home yet, bu
I reckon We can go and see, replie'
Guy. l wonder if she is anything lik
Miss Nelson. for if she is, she must b
beautiful.
Il can better answer your question
when l meet the charming damsel,
returned Livingstone ''bnt, come lie
us go out on the porch and enjoy
cigar"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10
Y H..

Dear creatures we can't i've without them,
They all that is sweet and Setucing to man!
MOORE.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10
poetrp,
KEEP PEGGING AWAY

There's a maxim that's true,
And III tell it to you,
All pensive young fellows,
Who sometimes get blue:
When the clouds gather fast
Till they darken the day,
Pray don't get discouraged
Keep pegging away
There is sunshine above,
Though it sometimes looks black /;
There's an ocean OF blue sky
Above the cloud rack
Through the showers of Springtime
Comes forth smiling May:
So don't get discouraged
Keep pegging away
1t was care killed cat,
In the days that are flown;
And he's blind as a bat
Who sits down to bemOan.
Be blithe and be cheerful,
Light-hearted and gay,
And don't get discouraged
Keep pegging away
And if in this process
You chance to peg out,
Why. meet your fate brayely,
With heart good and stout.
And when ali is ended,
The angels will saw:
You did your work nObly,-
Kept pegging away.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1887-06-10
an Original Story
NELLIE NELSON.

RAJ PHI ROWAN and F. T. FeNTON.
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
SKIN SCALP

VI0dnSeO, FUIIIIeu d1sO 66dOt1ISo
by the Cuticura Remedies.
For cleansing the Skin and Scalp of Disfg-
uring Humors, for allaying Itching, Burning
tons of Eczema, Psoriasis, Milk Crust, Scalv
Head, Scrofula and other inherited Skin and
Blood Diseases, CUTICUFA. the great Skin cure,
and CUTICURA Soar, an exquisite Skin Beauti-
fer, externally and CUrIcURA REsoLvENT, the
new Blood Purifier, internally, are infallible.
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
PA 7 rs

PA 7 ENS
Obtained, and all PATENT BUSINESS atten-
ded to PROMPTLY and tor MODERATE
FEES.
Our office is opposite the o. s. Patent Office,
and we can obtain Patents in less time than
those remote from WASHINGTON.
Send MODEL OR DRAWING. We advise
as to patentability free of charge and we make
NOCHARGE UNLESS PATENT is SECURED.
We refer, here, to the Postmaster, the Supt.
of Money Order Div, and to officials of the U.
s. Patent Office. For circular, advice, terms
and references to actual clients in your own
State or County, write to
G. A. SNOW & CO.,
2-H Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D. C.
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
THIS GOOD OLD STANDBY

acoomplishes for everybody exactly what Is claimed
fot One of the for the great popularity OF
the Mustang Liniment is found in its universal
applicability. Everybody needs such a medicine.
The Lumbcrman needs 1t in case Of accident.
The Housewife needs 1t for general family use.
The CanaIer needs 1t for his teams and his men.
The Mechanic needs 1t always on his work
each.
Pine Mine needs it In case Of emergency.
The Pioneer needsit-can'tge get along without it
Pho Farmer needs it in his house, his stable,
and his stock yard.
The Steamboat mon or the Boatman needs
:tn liberal supply afioat and ashore.
The Horse-fsncier needs lit is his best
TREND and safest reliance.
The Sfock-growef needs fit will save him
thousands of dollars and world OF trouble.
The Railroad man needs It and will needn't SO
Io4g as his life is round Of accidents and dangers
; The Bacxwoodsman needs It. There is moth
iue Ike it as antidote for the dangers to Life.
Hhb and comfort which surround the pioneer.
The Merchant needs it about his store among
IL employees Accidents Will happen. and when
hsso come the Mustang Eminent is wanted at nce
Keepa Bottle I'm the House. It's the best OF
economy. "
Eecr a Bottle in the Factory. Its Immediate
ne IL case Of accident pain and loss OF wages
Keep n Bottle Always I'm tho Stable fsf
Un0 when W01eoA.
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07

Cuticura Remedies are sold everywhere
Price: Cutictaa so cents Resident 81; SOAP
25 cents. Prepared by the POTTER DRUG AND
CHEMICAL Co., Boston, Mass. Send for Chow
to cure Skin Diseases
ERfiRS Pimples, Skin Blemishes, and Baby
sHsss humors cured by Cuticura Soap,
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
A COMPLETE CURE.

have have suffered all my life with skin
diseases of different kinds and have never found
permanent relief, until by the advice of lady
friend, used your valuable CUTIcURA RENE
DIES. l gave them a thorough trial, using six
bottles of the CUTIcURA REsoLvENr, two boxes
of CUTICURA and seven cakes of CUTIcURA Soar
and the result was just what had been told it
would be-a complete cue.
BELLE WADE, Richmond, Va.
Reference, 6. W. Latimer, Druggist, Richmond,
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
NO MEDICINE LIKE

We have sold your Cuticura Remedies for the
last six years and no medicine our shelves
give better satisfaction.
c. F. ATHERTON, Druggist, Albany, N. Y.
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
Tar Heel Liniment!

Valuable Remedy for the Cure and Relief of
Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Cholera Morbus. Cramps,
Cramp Collie, Kidney Complaints, Gravel in
Bladder, Pains in Stomach and Bowels, Rheu-
matisn, Neuralgia, Lame or Stiff Back, Bruises,
Sprains, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak, Itch, Frost
Bites, etc.
For Catarrh and Cold in the Head it gives
instant relief, and is an infallibie cure.
re- Remember TAR HEEL IMMINENT.
Ask your druggist merchant for it and take
no other. 1t is the Best, Surest and Safest
Liniment on the market. Price so cents per
bottle. Sold by Druggists and Merchants gem
orally. Send for testimonials.
HOUSTON & EMERSON,
Sole Prop'rs and Man"r'rs. Greensboro, NC.
]. E. GILnER, Wholesale y gent.
| june 3o-ly Winston. g.
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
SALT RHEUM CURED,

l was troubled with Salt Rheum for num-
Der of years, SO that the skin entirely came off
one of my hands from the finger tips to the
wrist. tried re NEEDLES and doctors prescript-
ions to no purpose until 1 commenced taking
CuTICURA REMEDIES and now l am entirely
cured. E. 4. PARKER,
379 Northampton St., Boston.
The weekly sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1886-1887, 1887-04-07
ITCHING, SCALY, PIMPLY.

For the last year I have had species Glitch
ing, scaly and pi nply humors on my face to
which have applied great many methods of
treatment without success and which was speed
liz and entirely cured by C4ticura
MRS. ISAAC PHELPS, Ravenna, O.
The Washington critic., 1887-05-10
WANTED..-ROOMS.

=" "ANTED--A Comfortable Unfur-
w nished room, with board, in small
private family; home comforts; convenient to
Office.
The Washington critic., 1887-05-10
NOTES AND GOSSIP.

CARDINAL GIBBONS health Is said to have
been seriously impaired by his recent trip
to Europe and his labors ut the Vatican.
Miss HELEN CoorER-PARR, neice of
Fenimore Cooper, the novelist, will shortly
appear on the English stage in new
play.
ACCORDING to Colonel Ingersoll, the only
good laws that have been passed In FIVE
hundred years "are the laws that repealed
other laws"
GENERAL NEWTON OF the New York
Board Of Public Works is in favor OF build
ing tunnel under the East River instead OF
another bridge over It.
Mn. PARSELL and Michael Davltt are
said to be actively engaged in the work OF
organizing a company with q capital OF
S5OO,UOO to export Irish linens and wooden
goods
An op,imist Is man with baby one day
old. A pesslmist is man with baby one
hundred and eighty-three nights young, aud
teething.- [Somerville journal.
MRs. MARGARET j. PRESTON will con-
tribute to LippiBcon for June "some
Records of Philip Bourke Marston," which
include private letters OF great interest.
CANON WILDEgFoRcE was breakfasted at
Philadelphia yesterday by Mr.. John Wana-
maker, forty-two persons being present.
1t was an informal banquet, without wine,
but with an abundance OF wit.
Mrs. ZERELpA sAMUELs, the IA )sher OF
the famous "James bpySn OF Missouri, IS
still living on the old farm in Clay County.
She is stOu', well-prcscryrd woman of G3,
and very aff4ble to the curiosity visitors"
as she calls them, who call to see her.
TnE voters Of Rhode Island are summed
up thus by the Providence JOnnul; Native
born males J3,sli, OF whom II 1856 are
astual voters; foreign born males 3l,9l3,
OF whom % GSl are not uaturallEed. OF
the s,232 naturalized. s2l vote because
they own real estate worth Sl3i.
The Washington critic., 1887-05-10
baltimore Eorty.nincrs.

The Forty Hlutrs of Baltimore held
meeting last light Mr.. W. \. Went
said that he could not attend the reunion
next Saturday at Marshall Hall, but he
recommended that the BaltimorOans should
organize permanent society and hold an
annual reunion, The opinions of those
present were in favor of such an organiza.
tion, which will probably be formed after
the festivities OF Saturday. The following
named Baltimoreans Will Join with the
Washingtonians IN the excursion, viz,
Messrs. Robert Read, president; John l..
stiea, secretary; Wm L. stcuart, N. &.
Numsen, 7. G. Burton, John W. Numseu,
D. C. Kone, Dorsey French, George D.
Iaslup, Daniel Donnelly, Thomas G. Nor
row, Gilmor Meredith, Romulus II. Grlf-
fifth, Archibald Cooper, DR.. q. Gunther,
Benjamin Trotten, Richard Turner, Thos.
S. stratton, Philip T. Dawson, John Rose
Mr.. Robert II. Bennett OF California will
accompany the Baltlmoreans. Mcssrs.
Gilmor Meredith and Il Il. Griffith, ir,, are
members Of the New York association Of
the California pioneers.
The Washington critic., 1887-05-10
The "irorn.r Nan.

The fellow who was born very tired grew
more and more weary as he went through
the haps and miehaps OF childhood, the
Adolescence of youth and the early period
Of manhood At middle age he was tue
tlredest man then living. At fifty he was
so utterly worn out with the simple process
Of existing that It occurred to him to calcu-
late how many breaths he must draw II he
went on living for twenty years more, and
being man IN fair preservation, there was
a good prospect Of his reaching the allotted
threescore and ten years of average man.
kind.
Well, this tired citizen figured It out on
the basis Of eighteen breaths minute, 1,0SO
to the hour, 1920 to the day, 0,4O2,2S0 for
q year, and ls0 Si2 500 for twenty years.
The figures appalled, him, and be died in
disgust nud Encouragement at the trernen.
duus tack Of doing such an enormous
amount OF breathing. -[Chlttauooga Times.
The Washington critic., 1887-05-10
THE MORNING AFTER.

/ heard q rustl In the hall
Whore crst we stood mid waning tapcfsi
She met me in her break at shawl,
Her crimps all twisted IN curl papers.
The riglt before she lultal Quuel
In sat.u sheen aud .lu4v lACts
But row lust whore tEa rouge had been
uCrpOwdcf pUI had Let II traces.
Beneath the blazing chandelier
felt so shy and she so wary;
NV brain reCled with sudden fear
That sho might prove q winsOme fairy,
And vanish In golden dream
ON cauzy wings, II zephyrs wOoel hor
Away rom aught that she might deem
The presence OF gross Intruder.
Alas! @ tantalZng shade,
a cheat she was, vain deluslon
IL beauty ever thus to fade
My mind had reached this sad conclusion.
Oh, face OF Nature, always true,
The poet sang. who never chaIed hefi
But, lovely women, We are fow
Whose faces lure the morning after;
-LNew Moon.
The Washington critic., 1887-05-10
rnrIiamcntnry Lnnrunrc.

You may say that man Is not welded to
the truth;
Or sometimes suffers from a spirit Of ex-
aggeratlon;
Or occasionally finds II difficult to conlue
himself strictly to actualiLies;
Or is unfettered by the four corners Of
hard matter.of-fact;
Or is past master in the pleasing art OF
realistically TomanclDg;
Or is partial, In describing nature, to b1r-
rowing from the pages OF ronancc;
Or Is much given to au artificial recollec-
tiOn Of misleading statistics;
Or cannot distinguish the false from the
true, with u blis toward the former;
Or has q distinct Using for the utterancc
Of statements Of a mslcaling character;
But You must not No, you must not I!
You really must not! Call him q liar -
Punch.