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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1887-12-02
Timber Land, Act June 3, 1887
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
OLYMPIA. w. r.. Noyemher al roo

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
OLYMPIA, w. T., November Sd, ISs,.3
NOTICE is hereby given that in compliance
y witt, the provisions of the act of CONGRESS-
of June 3, 1873, entitled An act for the sale of
timber lands in the States of California, Oregon.
Nevada and Washington Territory" Chas' w
Comstock: of Aberdeen. county of Chehalis. Ter
ritory OF Washington, has this day filed in This
ONCE his sworn statement No. 2G14 for The
purchase of the Sc = Of Section No. \. in
township No Il n. Range No. West and u III
ole- proof &c, how that the land soue M is more
valuable for Us timber or stone than Tor apricul-
tu1al purposes and TO establish his claim 10 said
i"ri fore th' Register and Receiver of this Of
~ az reati", W., on Friday, the 10th day of
j uut-y, -. "
lie names as witnesses: s. X. Ford. of Shar
cri 80 arr . ". ID. Wolf. of sharon: Eeniamin
; q .- o. Aberdeen; Abraham Boyer, of Shar-
"a.
81 and al persons claiming adversely the
'lani lands are requested to file their
EDS flee on or before said 10Th ,iay of
.r- Sc JOHN \. OSli:ANDER
...,,. Register.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1887-12-02
Timber Land, Act June 3, 1873
NOTICE For PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
OLYMPIA, w. T., October 10th, 1857.
NOTICE is hereby given that. In complianc.
~ with the provisions Of the Act of Congress
June 3. 1873, entitled IAN Act for the
sale OF Timber Lands In the States of CaIifor mia
oregon, Nevada and Washington Ter, itory. -
Willard +. Palmer, of Olympia, County oi
ihurston, Territory of Washington. has this
day filed in this office his sworn statement No
s:6i7, for the purchase of the N. W. q of Sec
ton No. :, in Township No. IL North, Range
No. West, and will offer proof to show that
the land sought is more valuable for its timber
or stone than for agricultural purposes, and t.
establish his claim to said land before the Reg
ister and Receiver of this Office at Seattle, ". T.
on Friday the SOth day of December, Iss7.
He names as witnesses: Luther M. Atkins
OF Olympia, W, T.; ID. q. Wakefield. of seat.
lie, w 7 John Brown, of Shelton, w. T.: X
+. hitham, Of Olympus, W. T.
ANY ana all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands are requested to file their
claims in this office on before said 3O.b day OF
December, 1857.
JOHN Y. OSTRANbER,
Dated. Oct. II. 1887.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1887-12-02
Timber Land, Act June 3. 1878.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
OLYMPIA, w. T., November Sd, 1881
Notice is hereby given that in compliance with
the provisions OF the act of Congress of June B.
1875 entitled " An act for the sale Of timber lands
in the States Of California, Oregon, Nevada and
Washington Territory" Warren W. u. Wolf
OF sharon. county of Chehalis, Territory of
Washington, has this day flied In this office his
sworn statement No. 2,67a. for the purchase of
the n T. q OF Section No =, in Township No. II
show that the land sought is more valuable for
Its timber or stone than for agricultural purposes
and to establish his claim to said land before the
Register and Receiver of this office ut Seattle w
L.. on Saturday, the 2lst day of January, 1855.
He names as witnesses: Abraham Bower of
Aberdeen; X. S. Ford, of Sharon; BENJAMIN +,
Doty, of Aberdeen; Theodore Comstock, of
Aberdeen.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
ove-desctibed lands are requested to file their
claims In this Office on or before said 3lst day of
January, looS. JOHN Y. OSrRANDER,
rr. Register.
Date OF first publication, Nov. 4, 1887.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1887-12-02
Timber Land, Act June 3, 1878.
NOTICE For PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
OLYMPIA, w. r., October IL. 1887.
NOTICE is hereby given that, in com.
~ pliance with the provisions of the Act
of Congress June 3, 1873. entitled "An
Act for the sale of Timber Lands
~ the States of California. Oregon
Nevada and Washington Territory
De Palmer G. Wakefield. of Seattle,
county eff King, Territory of Washington.
has this day fled in this office his sworn
statement No. 2,G4S, for the purchase OF
the ) r a of Section No. 4. in TOWNSHIP
No. IL North, Range No. West, and will
offer proof to show that the land sought
is more valuable for its timber or ston,
than for agricultural purposes, and to es
taDlish his claim to said land before the.
Register ard Receiver of this office, at
Seattle. W. r., on Friday, the 30th day of
December, 1887.
He names as witnesses: ROYAL +
liawley, of Seattle, W. r.: Willard +. Pal
mer, OF Olympia ". r; l.. NJ. Atkins of
olympia W. t.; II. +. Whitman, Olympia
W. T.
Any and all persons claiming adverse
~ the above-described lands are re-
questcd to file their claims in this Office,
on or before said 30th dav of December.
1887. JOHN Y. OSTRAN DER
Dated, Oct. II, 1887.
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For Sale.

FINHE undersigned offers for sale the de-
i slrable and valuable property known
as the Carlton House, situated in Olvm-
pia, W. T., on reasonable terms Also a
dwelling house in East Olympia, with two
lots. large barn and good well of living
water. Description of property and terms
made known on application.
MRS. l.. NJ. CLARK.
Olympia, July % 1887.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1887-12-02
Timber Land, Act June 3, 1887.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICA TTON

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
OLYMPIA, W. T., November 10, iss7.}
Notice is hereby given that in compliance with
the provisions of the act of CONGRESS- of lime q
1873, entitled . An act for the sale of timber
lands In the States of California, Oregon. Nevada
and Washington Territory" William II. Gill
more, OF Seattle, County of King, Territory of
Washington, has this day filed in this Office his
sworn statement No. 1862 for the purchase of
the w y of SWa or Section No s. in Township
No. IL N, Range No. West. and will offer proof
20 snow tlat the land sought is more valuable
for its timber or stone than for agricultural pur
poses and to establish Ills claim to said land be-
lore the Resister and Receiver of this Office at
seattle, W T., on Wednesday. the 25th day of
January, 1888
He names rs witnesses: j. X. Murphy, of Sc
attic, W. r., John T. Phillips, of Seattle, W. r.;
s. g. Simpson: Of kamlche, W. r.; J. A. Cole,
OF Kamiichie. W. Il.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file their
claims In this Office on or before said 18th day of
January, 1887. JOHN Y. OSTRANDER
D..r.,,. Register
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Notice to Voters.

A GENERAL election for city officers will be
"a held il the city of Olympia January 9th
1858. 1t is required by the charter that voters
shall have their names and the number of the
ward In which they reside registered in the Office
of the City Clerk at least thirty days before the
election. Wherefore all who have not registered
or having once registered and since lost their
residence or changed their ward, will take no
tice and act accordingly. ROBr. MARI
ClapE
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
nry " n Nnv,r,lnrp f..-

OLYMPIA. ". T., November ;, lsS7.
NOTICE is hereby given that in compliance
" with tiW provisions of the act of Congress
of June >. lo1> entitled An act for the sale of
timber lands i'll the States of California, Oregon,
Nevada aud Washington Territory. lhrofore +.
tomstock of Aberdeen, county of Chchalis. Ter
iitorv f aSliin.. CA. Hd- this Gav ticG l.. tl.i
office hi sworn statement No 2.6.1 fof the Iur
chase 90 tie - l. % section No =. Ia township
No l. y. EaUgc No / = est. aud i'll off proof
to show that the land song ht l. more valuable Tor
its timber or stone than for ayr. u'tural pur
poses. and to establish his claim To said lsId he
fore the Register and Receiver of thi, office at
attic, W T., ON Friday, the 2uth day OF january,
lass.
Sharon; = X. Ford. Of Sharon; Warren W. ID.
Wolf, of sharon; Benjamin +. Doty, of Abcr-
cen.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above dts cribed lands are requested to file their
claims in this office on or before said goth day OF
January, ISIS JOHN Y. OS1RANbEk,
Register.
Date of first publication, Nov. 4, 1857
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Notice for Publication.

iLAND OFFICE Az VANCOUVER, WASH. TER
NOVEMBER 18th, 1885,. (
NOTICE is hereby given That the following
IN named settler has filed notice OF his in alton
10 make final proof in support OF his claim, and
that said proof WIN be made before the Judge and
in his absence The Clerk of the District Court. at
Olympia w. T., on tuesday, January 3D. 1885,
VIZ: James L.. Randolph Hid. Entry No. ssi6,
" Olympia Series for the S "a ST. 4 and NE Il
Sc i, Sec rs, Up 10, n X l W, Willamette
Meridian.
He names the following Witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultiva, ion Of
said land. viz; W. I. Bryant, Ezzlcton johnson,
Samuel Williams, james Smith, ali 'of renino
W. T., W. y. AUSTIN,
Register
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Notice.

To ALL WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
NOTICE is hereby given that the City Council
deem it expedient and propose to construct n
sidewalk along the South side of Sixth street,
from Ounce street to Eastsidc street, along the
North side of Block As, of Swans addition TO
the City of Olympia, and that The cost of said
improvement will be assessed 10 the adjoining
property
The survey, diagram and estimate of the cos.
thereof, is now on lille in my office.
RuBr. MARI, City Clerk.
Olympia, Nov. 9th, 1851
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23
Familiar With the Lord.

Chaplain Allison, of the Minneso-
ia legislature, in his prayer the other
morning showed how intimate he
was with the Supreme Being by the
following conversation: "And now,
dear Lord, bless the reporters, whose
nimble pens catch our every word al
most before it is uttered. Like Thy
self they are omnipresent, and almost
omnipotent. If we take the wings Of
the morning, and fly to the uttermost
parts of the earth, they are there.
They meet us in the jungles of Afri-
ca, they waylay us in the solitary can
ons of Colorado, and when at length
we find the latitude of the magnetic
pole, behold they are there. May
their light and their goodness be
equal to their power, and in the gen.
eral assembly of heaven, let no re-
porter be excluded. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23
The Tallest Lie Yet.

The following. signed John Con
nors, Split Rock, appears in the Syra
cuse Herald: A few days ago l wa.
hunting woodcock in the vicinity oi
Mud Lake. On nearing clump Of
bushes near the edge of the lake my
pointer dog Lulu came to point Oh
what | thought was bird. / told
her to 60 on and put the bird up, but
she could not start it, | walked
around OH the other side of the
bushes aud there sat boy. He had
been fishing for bull heads. The dog
ON coming near one Of the largest of
the fish again came to a point. /
asked the boy to let me open the
largest of the fish. 1t weighed about
two pounds, and ! found in it a hen
woodcock, partly digcsted. Can any
of your local sports beat this with
their fine bred dogs; or have any Of
them ever heard Of such remark
able circumstance before ?-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

/ have just heard the following
good story on Chief Justice Bleckley.
All who know Judge Bleckley and
recall his long waving hair and beard
will appreciate the story. Judge
Bleckley was on his way to the Su-
preme Court one morning, when he
was accosted by little street gamin,
with an exceedingly dirty face, with
the customary "Shine, sir?"
He was quite importunate, and the
Judge, being impressed with the op-
pressive untidiness of the boys face,
said: 81 don't want shine, but if
you 60 wash your face I'll give you a
dime"
Cali right, SIR"
"Well, let me see you do it"
The boy went over to the artisan
hydrant and made his ablution. Re-
turning, he held out his hand for the
dime.
The Judge said: "Well, sir, you've
earned your money; here it is"
The boy said ~ don't want your
money, old fellow; you take it and
have your hair cut" Saying which
he scampered of.-Augusta Chronicle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23
His Reason.

A jury composed of eleven business
men and an old fellow from across
the creek retired to the jury room.
The foreman, when selected, remark
cd that he thought that the prisoner
ought to be sent to the penitcntiary
for five years.
That amt long enough" said the
old fellow. Lets put it on him fur
ten"
"Oh, no, that won't do"
"Wall, them" stretching himself
out on bench, "I'm with yer"
What, you going to hang The
juryi'
That's about it,"
"My dear sir, we are anxious to get
back to our business"
"Then send him up for ten"
"But that would be great injus-
tice."
"Then squat and make yourselves
comfortable.
Have you any special reason why
the prisoner should 60 up for ten
years :"
"Think / have" throwing n quid
of tobacco at the spittoon.
Twill you please name il
Yes, fur it won't take me long.
He is my son.in-law an / have been
supportin' him ever since he was mar
ried."
He went up for ten years'-Arkan-
saw Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23
A Wrong Lookout.

An innocent-looking old man wa,
waiting at the Third street depot fol
train the other day. and MS he gol
ready for little walk around the
neighborhood, Special Officer Button
cautioned him to look out for bad
men.
"Yes-much obleeged--I'll do so,
replied the old man, and off he went,
In about half an hour he returned
and exhibited bank check for s25,
and asked the officer where he could
get it cashed.
Nowhere. That check is worth
less"
..Now
Eyes, II is. Where did you get itY
"Lent man $50 so that he could
get off on his train, and he put on s5
for interest"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23
didn't l warn you ?"

"You told me to look out for bad
men, but this fellow wasn't bad. He
had over dozen religious tracts in
his pocket, and he never swore nor
chewed tobacco nor drank whisky
"Well, you've been swindled."
"And it's all your fault. If you'd
said look out for good men I'd have
my $40 in my pocket now. The rail-
road has got to make it up to me or
I'll sue somebody. Where's the head
foreman of the hull bizness l"-Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

The Boston Herald says it isn't
every college student who can write
IN essay on the division Of labor and
illustrate it with n shovel made by
his own hands, as Governor Ames
said he did at Brown. Perhaps not
But there are many college students
who can write an essay on draw pok-
er and illustrate it with spade in
their own hands.-Norristown Her.
aid.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

Young Husband---"Isn't there
something peculiar about the taste of
the onions, my dear"
Young Wife (anxiously)-"Oh, l
hope not, my dear. l took such pains
with them. | even sprinkled them
with Jocky Club, before / put them
to boil to take away the unpleasant
odcr."-N. Y. Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

A farmer in England, returning
home rather late one night, discover
ed a yokcl with n lantern under his
kitchen window. who when asked bis
business there said he had only
come ACQUIRING. "Come n what'"
asked the farmer. "A-courting. sir.
Use courting Mary" But what do
you want with n lantern ?" asked the
farmer; 81 never used one when |
was young man." mo, sir" was
the yokel's reply, II don't think ye
did, judging by the looks Of the mis-
sis."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

"The early bird catches the worm, y
said Mrs. Wigwug to her lazy hus.
band.
"Ye-es," drawled he, "but, then
you know the early worm is caught
by the bird Guess I'll not be in a
hurry-don't know whether I'm to
figure as the bird or as the worm" -
Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

"It's been given out that my
daughter was married." said a gentle.
man near Grifton recently, "hut ]
want to state there amt no truth in
it. Such talk as that will keep the
young men away. She amt married
at all, but is jest as willing as ever
Columbus Enquirer.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

my husband is very absent-mind'
ed man." said Mrs. Slowboy. HE
very often takes one thing for anoth-
err" II know it," said Mr.. Badman,
4 saw him taking hot toddy last
night and he said he took it for a
cold. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

"Two old men lamenting the
changes that have taken place. First
Old Man (sadly)-"I cannot enjoy
myself now as / could when was n
boy. / can't eat half a much"
Second Old Mani cannot eat as
much now as when was boy, but l
regard that MS rather a wise provis-
ion." "Why so ?" Because have
not half as much TO eat."-Arkansaw
Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

would you marry an old man fol
his money!" asked Mildred. "Well,
/ Declare" exclaimed Laura, with q
startled air, "you surely don't suppose
anything else would induce me to
marry him Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

81 have a theory about the dead
languages" remarked Brown Uni
versity freshman. 81 think they were
killed by being studied too hard. p
Providence Telegram.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

An exchange tells of "a young lady
losing the sole of her slipper while
enjoying the intoxicating whirl of the
waltz" Of what profit was it to her
if she gained the whole whirl' if she
thereby lost her sole ?'-Whitehall
Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

A placard posted throughout this
city recently announcing the opening
of the Theatre Royal, "under the man
agement of Miss Goddard, newly dec
Grated and painted. Dundee Ga
Zette,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

A chronological journal has pic.
ture of skull showing large pa
rental love-" The spectacle of a
skull showing large parental love
must be very touching sight.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

Jones (speaking to his friend, the
editor, about the death of Brown, the
millionaire )-"How much is he worth,
/ wonder ?"
Editor (absent mindedly)--"Not
more than quarter of a column at
the outside. IN. Y. Graphic.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

A postal card was received at Pork
opolis the other day which was ad-
dressed "To Som Hole Sail Licker
dealer, Cincinnatia, Ok.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

"That man has the greatest voice OF
anybody on the ffoor," said visitor
in the House gallery, as a member
sat down after his speech.
"Just like bass drum" replied the
companion visitor.
eyes, strong and sonorous."
eyes, and nothing inside of it,
Washington Critic.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

A ring round the moon is said be a
sign of rain. And ring around a
girls finger is also sign of reign
Ex
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1887-03-23

Why do chickens eat grainY Peck
cause it lies easy on their craws, to be
sure.-Ex.