New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-12-04

or"sari por it %as to prid~ Of nv heart Mr.. Pre.
drn'. iut apple orchard nai d'appeArsIi me Ihs@p
down rom nv hore ami climbed fence AMI ris 10
Il rn. ins sni DIT ssver one p.,r little sub about
loot hish AMI The oil bucSn' At taat ~" sir
Tuat the last OF tOinan', DILL
Senator George OF Ni.sissppi Il Of the most bow
leg gel men congress. and. by he way there are
great many 81 them Uisonc OF the traditions OF tie
counfr, where he come. from mat cut
with circular saw Tuc III Is that tese garments
are uslly conspc nous for = blsT appearance ""SEo
they are widest oen4'or vance called The attention Of
group ms colleagues sanns N ths lpDDy 81 ma noel
totai, interesting pIru"ucEol ami then remarked:
never get a real Wow o. nv OF friend George WIN
oii thAn o. the sory OF old tat-hes down IN nor
Carolina who a circus for tne first time IN MS
llc After that memorable event lie Mas sitting around
tie ii one evautns relating MS experience ID
coip OF hi, ciou-- and regarding them with an air u
superiority. under which they were meeAIy mqu'IIVe
One OF hc 8, tmi!;y asked:
"'Dd you the bar at the circus, rnc'e Zekel Lid
you sea TIE barr
".Wlat soy, of bar was it. Uncle zcss ,,..,..
WAL. meyer done seen bar siore' Dut 10" tAdI
It moueht nc q rign' smart OF q bar .
ibid yol see the ION. Uncle Aekei'
~ as I tone seen tnc Len
".WsIt sor. Of 4 lou was Il. Uncle zeke ,,.....
"'Naal never dolc seen .ioA a.orc bat low that
DO hou-lt De- li-It smart ot a lion
I'D yel SEQ Doc camel. Uucl, HcSof
".What ,or, o., a came wa- II. Uncle zehc =
"'Wa4l & never one SEEN camel aore, but low
that mo1sht he ari-lt 'n!ri oL a ';'ns',
"'la4, done seen tuc ei'pIant
.'.NAat ,ori q, an oleplsut wA.ItT
wal ncvcr dom cen ~ ephan aiOrc an I'iowy
that moash. ,e rEht 'n'r. OF an '.rpntt DuI
a.out his pants
80 many stories. cool and bad. are constantly being
kent alba. OF the strength OF predatory statement that
"i. story that Lincoln used 10 tell That almost
he's. ate n pntuuz down the following either new OF
nuiurll,1,,i A. any rate % toll by tie Rev. Dr.
Nour,c. OF city. at dinner tals week ani repro
c d c.- 200 the hop o. + not old one. During
tics war Mr. Lincoln greatly ANNOYED by the per-
si,'sucy ~ a certain member oi Congress whom lie
cllelIrrry smith, q caroulc oirc-huatcr. Sho MOI only
went to White Ito every day Win an Application
from some Of h. constituent bat VINO even intercepted
the President OIL the upon the business,
delegation of cirr-yurn ctllci upon NJ. Lincoln one
pay Ia pay rc-pcct' and ono OF them asked him "
he ever Sought 'ol''H ami stlln'e rom the l.,rt
during TIA. IN 81 n, great 7poh>pilit' anu Anxiety
Yes" rr2irt Hr Lincoln. o" prU every Sisnt he
fore think of TIE Thousands ~ sol isr, caAped
30 NE -outh thc ''- lh ''e - W." - "a, 49, IN : ~, ~,
pray IN" one NAV ID" pppried IN their eH"it,
preserve ia" lnon tnd thc Other slown me error 81
t. nuoy STRIFE tnlnk - tIe thousands 81 deserted
home, u the North o. th- fhoI-ln- ~ weeping wsmrn
sirens 9Th 20 bear tlcir bereavement and the wisdom 10
sec tnnt ter husbands, .'n am ia,ners nav 4ea
AMI urar -'rcHSh AMI WIS oH. Then look under
ri apple ,on Tor oil O. thank Lori Tor ont
the slt lock door IN ia bot wcen The sheets ana
~ q" sleep Instantly
Ia,k,d a Ni-.our'tn about the origin o' the phrase
Kingdom ot CilIwly" which + commonly used IN
" .,ouri 10 designate galloway county lie s1d; That
county WIS regular hot1c OF secession In l-61'6l and
W.. reurescntcd in the state Legislature 10y General
JEFF Jonc. who Aai such absolute control OF county
politics that he wa, caliel the King Of Galway lie
Wa rabbi scce-ioniu and declared IN the Legislature
that Il Missouri dd scccle from the Union. Galway
County wou scccle om the tate and set up Tor her.
self lie wcut home and 'Cb Jackson the sccessicnl,t
Governor gave him comm,,isa ~ Brgadisr.IsneraL
Jon., went to work and raised large boiy OF men 10
uphold c2i,e In The County OF Pike lived
john b. Henderson, since | Hnsi states senator Ito
also raised large force ant proclaimed his purpose To
march INTO the kingdom OF GALWAY ami Suodue Jones
Then hogan "A series ~ strategic movements and ma
urtVrOs which occbWs some siA months aad "hleh
III. h. never had parallel IN military hi'ory nnrni
all tnar time Henderson WAS advancing toNMH
Isuung before the lorce' 81 Jones auI unrIn.
h~ samc rc'lod Jon.' ANA MS ,r inca VII" fte
chA,u- Hen lcrons force OF running t"N ir" H. -"
pcarcablr iuhtbl.tuts If the klhSd"m "1 AWAY /
ai Pike comfy dali, expected biooly ava ur'l'Nr
bhtt.e bct" S'h ne h''ts ,,,, ~ ,n' h..rI az
enough 10 each oiher q" hsh' Il YOU h'aiu :"
iirndrrs' 'onm.n4 ON 1 "'"," u. w. on tes
% @ .r, h,r,,r on il y., grand strategy 80
one OF tho characters IN the House IS Mr. Dough
crty OF Florida In his autooognplical sketch in tho
" Congregational Directory" DenshertT states that lie
has Sacr." bat recent occurrence would seem
o ,asf some doubt ON the state meat lie IL Georgian
hy BIRTH and owns 4 plantation In Catoosa County III
that state Now II seems that Catoosa county has "a
very strict sunday law which IL rgidiy enforced Is Is
his anxiety to secure his cotton crop Dough
,rt recently perm OF his hands 10 work on
sunday. day or two attorwArd lie was arrested lur
violating the law and his agel mother. who Is woman
- devoted pletv insisted thu he should ne
prosecuted aud II found guilty. that Re should
suffer the full penalty OF the law mo tglal eNrsI
cool deal of and IL seemed likely that Dolgheriy
would be convicted un lie took the witness stand III mis-
own behalf In reply 10 question ~ MS colh,e ne tes'
titled that Ia nad never dono "A lick or WORK IN ma
life This testimony was strongly cOFrOoorated inc
trial rcsute his acquitta aud tho prosecution had TO
pay the costs
Some time ago there appeared IN several newspapers
a statement to the effect that Congressman Mills Of
Texas WAS 'carpetbagger." and that he actually
"A resident Virginia, while representing Texas con
stituoncy.
Did SEQ that outrageous SANDER 4" asked sena-
tor Pugh OF senator Blackburn. with some heat
"Ycs saw It," replied tho kentuckan. " but knew
better Mills born and railed in Kentucky. But
saw statement about yourself which rather surprised
me"
What WAS thati asked Pugh.
"Why it wa, that YOU had become resident OF tho
District Of Columbia ant that building pala
ull residence In Washington"
"It Is an infamous falsenooI." exclaimed tho Alaba
mian II that have remained here during tho
vacation 10 look after matters IN which my constituents
are Interested"
But what about tho palatal residence ," persisted
csakosn OF the Senate that you did not brick in
Nashiugtsn'
"Oh woIl didn't thon. Io~eed some uuimproved