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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23
Mexican
Mustang
Liniment
THIS GOOD OLD STANDBY

lhtS COOD OLD SlAND-bI
accomplishes for everybody exactly what is claimed
forit. One of the reasons for the great popularity of
the Mustang Eminent is found in its universal
applicability. Everybody needs such a medicine,
The Lumberman needs 1t in case OF accident.
Thu Housewife needs 1t for generalfamily use.
The Cannler needs It for his teams and his men.
The Mechanic needs 1t always on his work
bench.
The Miner needs 1t In case of emergency.
The Pioneer needsit-can' get along without II.
The Farmer needs it in his house, his stable,
and his stock yard.
The Steamboat man or the BOntman needs
1t in liberal supply afioatand ashore.
The HOrsc-fancierv needs tilt Is his best
friend and safest reliance.
The StOck-grOwer needs tilt will save him
thousands of dollars and a world of trouble.
The Railroad man needs 1t and viii need 1t so
long as his life is o round of accidents and dangers.
The BnckwoOdsman needs 1t. There is moth.
ing like 1t as an antidote for the dangers TO life.
limb and comfort which surround the pioneer.
The Merchant needs 1t about his store among
his employees. Accidents will happen, and when
these come the Mustang Eminent is wanted at
Keep a Bottle In the House. IT'S the best OF
economy.
Keep n Bottle In the Factory. Itsimmediate
use in case OF accident saves pain and loss Of wages.
Keep n Bottle Always In the stable for
use when wanted.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23
TANDARD- TENNESSEE.-sATURDAY JULY $685..
1t is a poor rule that won't work

1t is a.poor rule that won't work
both ways.
1t Is easy to make straw men.
1t is well to have the courage of
ones conviction.
1t takes two to make a bargain.
Know which side of your bread is
buttered.
Least said soonest mended.
Learn to run yourself and be con-
tent.
Lazy folks take most pains.
Lose your due, get no thanks.
Live and learn.
Live and let live.
Let not zeal outrun discretion.
Let the devil have his due.
Little cares bring heavy griefs.
Little leaks sink great ships.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Little boats should keep near shore.
Little folks should be seen, not
heard.
Listeners hear no good.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23
Prof. Loisette's Memory Discovery.

No doubt can be entertained about
the value and genuineness of Prof.
Loisette's Memory System as it is SO
strongly recommended by Mark
Twain, Mr.. Proctor, Hons. w. w.
Aston, Judah P. Benjamin, DIR. Buck.
ley, and others. For full details we
advise our readers to send for Prof.
LIS prospectus, at 236 Fifth Avenue,
NewYork. From it we learn that the
System is taught by correspondence
quite as well as by personal instruc.
ton.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23

Treatment for relieving a horse
when choked: Take the horse from
the stable for fear that he might strike
you with his feet. Stand squarely
in front of him and take a firm hold
on his ears with both hands, place
one foot in the hollow of his breast,
not high enough to interfere with
his wind. This should be done quite
cautiously, and when you are ready
pull suddenly with the hands and
push with the foot. You will be
surprised at the result. The water
on which the horse chOked must go
one way or the other. This treat
ment will not hurt the horse, and
the beauty of it is you can apply the
remedy at any time without delay.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23

If it be true that "Death loves a
shining mark, " he ought to be seen
chasing the average bootblack with
his old scythe.-Newman Indepen-
dent.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23
Birds of a feather flock together.

most.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Birth is much, breeding more.
Brag is a good dog, Holdfast a bet
ter.
Borrowed garments never fit well.
Bought wit is the best wit.
Bricks don't make a home nor
binding q book.
Circumstances alter cases.
Cracking ships run a longtime.
Competition is the life. of trade.
Corporations have no souls.
Curses, like chickens, go home to
roost.
Charity should begin at home.
Coming events cast their shadows
before.
C~onfessing a fault half amends it.
Convince a man against his will,
he's of the same opinion still.
Can't get blood out of turnip.
Cut your coat according to your
cloth.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Discomfort is a charming lap-dog.
Desperate diseases require desper-
ate remedies.
Discretion is the better part of val
or.
Dead mems shoes fit well.
Dead men tell no tales Southern
en-. @
Distance lends enchantment to the
view.
Don't count your chickens before
they're Matched.
Don't cross a bridge until you leone
to it.
Don't meet trouble half way.
Don't cook a hare before you catch
it.
Don't throw money into a hopper.
Don't swap horses while crossing a
stream.
Dropping water years the rock.
Domestic infelicity is a thorn in the
flesh.
Death loves a shining mark.
Dreams go by c%ontraries.
Every stream finds its own channel.
Every man is his own doctor.
Every man is supposen to know
his own business best.
Every trade has its tricks.
Every dog has his day.
Every man has his weak point.
Every tub should stand on its own
bottom.
Evil to him who evil thinks.
Eager ears can hear anything,
Empty wagons make the most
noise.
Extremes sometimes meet.
Evil communications corrupt good
manners.
Facts are stubborn things.
Fate has no feelings.
FOrbearance may cease to be a vir.
tue.
Fools names and fools faces oft APP.
pear in public places.
Froth is sure to come to the surface,
Friday is the best or worst days.
Good goods come in small packages,
Go not in the way of Wall street.
Greed kills the goose that lays the
golden eggs.
Guess work is good as any-if il
hits.
Good blood tells.
Human nature semper idem.
Hunger is a good sauce.
He laughs best who laughs last.
He is best served who serves him.
self.
Heaven helps those who help them.
selves.
Honesty is the best policy.
Honesty has its own reward.
1t takes two to quarrel.
1t takes a smart man to be a fool
1t is no use to save dimes and scat.
ter dollars.
If wishes We're horses, Deggars
might ride.
In multitudes of c%ounselors there's
wisdom.
Ill news travels fast.
1t makes all the difference as tC
whose OK is gored.
1t makes all the difference as tC
which end of a horn comes foremost
1t always goes in ones lifetime.
1t is never too late to mend.
Ifthe shoe fits wear it.
fla woman browns hunt her uI
stream.
Jack Of all trades, master of none
Harder the storm the sooner over
1t is hard to teach an old dog new
tricks.
If iS naCv tO advise Othnr folks
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23

Franklin H. HOugh,
Solicitor Of American & Foreign Patents
925 F Street, N. w.
Near US. Patent Office, Washington, D. C.

Personal attention given to the prepare
onaud pros e%cutiOn of applications for Let.
Poer.ttsnu All business before the U. s.
Patent Office attended to for moderate fees.
When patent is granted, a drawing of your
invention, with claims, your name and adj
dress, will be published in the United States
Patent Office Gazette, a paper of immense
circulation, ard the only paper that pub
fishes this free.
Gs~No agency in the United States pos.
sesses superior facilities for obtaining Pat.
ents, or of ascertaining the patentability of
inventions,
Copies of patents furnished for % cents
each.
Correspondence invited. 4
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23
A Tender Nurse.

Pittsburg Chronicle.
A gentleman in one of the surbur-
ban wards owned a fine specimen of
the Spaniel breed, which is very
fond of children, and, when any lit
tie ones visit the masters house, con-
stitutes himself their companion,
playmate and guardian. A few days
ago, a lady with an infant, visited
the gentleman, and in the course of
the day, the child was laid on a pill
low on the floor to amuse itself for a
time. The dog took his place near
the little one as usual. The day was
hot and the flies bad, and they made
the baby the target of attacks. This
rendered her restless. Doggie watch
ed her for a few minutes, and then,
walkingclose up, with hisnoseior paw,
drove away every fly as soon as it lit
on baby's face, and did it 50 gently,
too, as not to disturb her in the least.
The dogs actions attracted the atten-
ton of the mother and others, who
were filled with establishment at his
thoughtful kindness. This story has
the merit Of truth.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1887-07-23
PAT ENTS

Caveats and Trade Marks Obtained,
and all other business i'll the U. S. Patent
Office attended to for Moderate Fees.
Our Office is opposite the U. S. Patent
Office. and we can obtain Patents in less
time than those remote from Washington.
Send Model or Drawing. We advise as to
patentability flee of charge and we make
No Charge Unless we Obtain a Patent.
We refer, here, to the Postmaster, the
Supt. of Money Order Div, and to officials
of the U. s. Patent Office. For circular,
advice, terms and references to actual eli
ents in your own State or County, write to
G. A. SNOW 81 co.
Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D. c
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-01-07

school. The teacher was trying TO
bring out the fact that David was a
man of varied occupations. There had
been smooth sailing until the question
was asked: What do you call a man
who plays on harpP" After n brief
pause young>ter raises his hand and
answers: IAN Italian" The teachers
and scholars had good laugh, and n
new topic was introduced. II Boston
Traveller.
What makes n millionaire" asked q
man. Energy" responded one.
Perseverance" said another. "Oppor-
tunity and ability" responded third.
.Strict attention to business" hazard
eli another. II should say all these
things and add one or two more i'm the
same line" said fifth. ''All wrong"
remarked the first speaker. "Wrongp"
chorused the five. Yes" "What
makes millionaire, thenp" "rhc
necessary millions. ''-Rttsbar9 Dis
patch.
Languid girl (reclining on sofa. to
her visitor, after ELUSIVE greetngs)-
why. Ellie. you don't look as we'll as
when you went away! After your
lovely summer and social triumph you
-" Eflic-"No, am not feeling
very well. The doctor says that have
nearly killed myself this summer, but
that II spend next winter in Florida
can nearly kill myself again next
season. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-01-07
CONGRESSIONAL.
senate.

DEC, ss.-At the request OF the Union
Veteran Army OF the Republic Senator
Blair to-day introduced bill making com
prehensive changes In the pension laws.
The bill practically removes the limitation
of arrcarsOf the pension act and makes the
fact of enlistment into the service OF the
United States evidence OF physical SOund.
ness at the time of enlistment. 1t en!arges
the classes OF persons to be entitled to the
benefits OF the pension laws so as to include
all who may have been disabled while
actually engaged IN the service OF tile
United States, whether they were mustered
or not 1t also grants q pension to all
female nerses in the late war who shall
have arrived at the age Of 80 years and are
without the means of comfortable support.
Ii provides that there shall be two classes
of penSOnable diSabilities-viZ., specific
and non-specific. Non-specfic disability is
defined as one the nature ana degree of
which cannot be determined without the
aid of evidence or OF medic VI examination.
The pensiopable disabilities are graded
from one to twenty, according TO the de-
gree of injury incurred
A resolution nstructng the cOmni ttee on
finance to inquire into and report what
specific reductions can be made III tile GUS
toms duties and internal taxes that will re-
duce taxes to the necessary and economical
pairing the prosperity Of home Industries
or the compensation of home labor, was
adopted in the Senate to-day.
House.
DEC. 22.-The House passed bills grant
ing the Manitoba road right of way through
Indian reservations in Montana and Dakota.
and giving TO the city of San Antonio u
certain portion OF the military reservation
ut that place.
The House then went into committee of
the whole and resumed consideration OF
the Oklahoma bill Mr. Springer, in at
v0cating the bill, declared that tile great
obstacle to the passage Of the measure was
the lease of the Cherokee strip to cattle
company. That company leased 1t for
S100,O00 and sub.ieased Ii for $5O0,0O0, Ieav-
ing a margin of $500, 900 with which 10 cor
rupt the Indians and to send u powerful
lobby to Washington. The question to be
settled now was whether the land should
be held for the white people or for the
special benefit of large cattle syndicates.
At the conclusion of MIR. Springer's ,re-
marks the committee rose and the matter
went over, and the House at 1880 adjourned
until Jan. 4.
The House foreign affairs committee has
restored to the diplomatic and consular APP.
preparation bill the provision raising the
Chinese mission TO the firstclass, at q sal
AIRY OF S17, 500.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-01-07

Two gentlemen in the smoker. One
of them mentions lady the other had
just left IN the Pullman. and says:
You are related to herp" 1--WE are
not blood relatives" "Tben you are
relatedp" Eyes, but only by mar
riage." II do not wish to be rncom-
plimentary to any friend of yours, but |
am glad of that" 80 am l." by
the way, how are you related by mar
riage?" "She Is my wife. "-Sk Paul
Pioneer Press.
1t was i'm the infant class Of Sunday
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-01-07

IHE APPROPRIATION bills.
Mr.. Randall seems TO be determined that
no blame shall attach to the appropriations
committee, of which he IL chairman, for
any failure upon the part OF the House TO
pass bill to curtail the surplus revenues
OF the government. His prompt action
upon the sundry civil bill enabled 1t to be
passed by the House before the recess, and
the pension bill was reported Just before
the adjournment. The District OF Columbia
bill Is ready to be reported in day or two
after Congress meets again. Under his
direction the clerk of the committee work.
cd all day Christmas. as well as on every
other day since, in order to have the first
print OF the legislative bill ready for the
action OF the committee, and this bill will
be reported 10 the House before Jan. Is, and
can be passed by the House in four or five
days. The only other bills which must be
reported by the appropriations committee
are the general deficiency bill, which must
necessarily be the last and the fortifca-
tons bill. For reasons sufficient 10 them
selves Mr.. Randall and the majority OF the
committee have no confidence IN the pres
ent cher OF ordnance, Gen. 5. v. Benet,
who directs the expenditures for armament
and Notifications, and tt is safe to assume
that so long as he ana they retain their
present positions no large appropriations
will DO made for seacoast Notifications and
heavy modern armament for them. No
foriification approximation bill was passed
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-01-07
Detroit, Grand Haven
& MILWAUKEE, ny.

GOING EAST.
Trains leave Owosso as. follows: Detroit
Express. 900 a. m; Through Mail, LAD d. IN.
Steamboat Express, 6:S5 n. M; Night Ex-
press, 80 am.
GOING WEST.
Morning Express, loco am; Through Mail
1:35 p. m; Grand Rapids Express, 1:35 pm.
Night Express, 80 a. m. Mixed, COCOA M
Mixed from the West 7:10 p. m.
Refreshments at Detroit, Owosso and Grand
Haven. Mail east and west has parlor day car
attached The Telegraph Line for the Public
tB- Through Sleeping Cars on all night trains
between Grand Haven and Detroit
Nigpt Express east and west daily and all other
trains daily Sunday exceptsda
CONNECTEBNs.
AT DETROIT-Grea Western Railway to points
east Michigan Central, Michigan Southern and
Grand Trunk Railroads.
AT MILWAUKEE With the Milwaukee and ST
Paul. Western Union, Milwaukee and Northern,
and Chicago and Northwestern Railways to ali
points north and west.
%-The Railway Company's Ferry Steamer
leaves ID. g. III. & M. Dock, Detroit, on arrival OF
trains Tickets are sold at the Detroit, Grand
Haven and Milwaukee Railway Ticket ONCE
Observation-Disclosures in tn eNnitedStates.
WJ.sPICEI&generalM Manager,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1887-01-07
Toledo, Ann ArbOr 4 North Michigan I'd
NORTHERN DIVISION.

0All trains run by Central Standard Time
ES-All trains run daily except Sundays.
H. w. ASHLEY, Gen1 Sup't.
w. ii. BENNETT, Gen1 Pass. Agt.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-03-25

FOR RENT.
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Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-03-25
FAIR HAVEN.
Extensive Sales of Real Estate-Per-
sonal Mention and General Local

ExtensIve Sales of Real Estate-Per.
| sonal Mention and General Local
| Notes.
| Mr. N. P. H. Willis, of Prospect street
has purchased one of the cottages at Savir
Rock en- the plot known as Oriental Park
near the Anderson mansion. Mr.. Willis will
move down with his family by the first of
May.
The house belonging to the estate of the
late J. n. Terry, of the Heights, has been
sold and Mrs. Terry will go West to reside
with relatives.
Patrick Healey has purchased the property
at 3O8 Exchange street for $1,000.
A. R. Harmon of Buffalo, N. Y, has been
visiting frienda in town.
The Elm City and Quinnipiac polo teams
will play polo, football, and pull tugs-of-war,
all on skates The tug-of-war features will
be decidedly new and novel.
The Yale crew practice daily on the river
now and old boatmen who watched previ-
GUS crews say that they pull in excellent
style.
Willis Bunnell, the pedestrian, who was
injured by fall day or two ago, was yes
terday reported as doing we'll.
81. G. Rowe has pile of oyster shells that
contains nearly 300, 900 bushels.
Three barges have been discharging car
goes of iron at the wire mill dock.
Nearly one-half the travel over Quinnipiac
bridge has fallen off since Tomlinson's bridge
was made free bridge.
Mr.. Ira Darling of the east side, who went
to the Massachusetts, State hospital some
time ago at the advice of DR.. Bacon, is re-
ported as improving slowly. He will proba-
bly, be able to return home i'll a month.
The oystermen are making the most of the
end of the regular season, and at present the
river fronts present lively scene.
Henry Ross of Fair Haven, who has been
spending the winter in Florida. has re-
turned.
Rev. Father Mulholland has returned from
a pleasant trip to Florida.
New HAVEN, March 81.
To the Woolsey Base Ball Club:
We the Boston Blackboard club challenge you to
play game of ball on Good Friday in Fair Haven
for money or honor. Yours truly,
BOSTON Blackboard CLUB,
7 Shaw. CaDtain
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-03-25
DER. mcGLxns INTERVIEWED.
HIS Proposed New Crusade-An Active
And Increasing Campaign Decided

His Proposed New Crusade-An Active
And Increasing Campaign Decided
Upon.
New YORK, March 24-The announce
ment to-day that DR.. Edward McGlynn
would lecture at the Academy of Music next
Tuesday on "The Cross of the New Crusade
led some persons to infer that his lecture
might contain something hostile to the
course of the church officials in his recent
trouble. reporter, who called upon DIR.
McGlynn this evening, was cou1teously in
formed that his impression was erroneous.
"The lecture said DR.. McGlynn, ''has
nothing whatever to say to the Catholic
church, and 1 am sorry to see DIR. Fulton at
lacking an institution of which I am still,
and always will be member. -:'.--1
"What then is the subject of your lecturea"
''The cross of the new crusade is simply
the doctrine of the fatherhood of God and
the universal brotherhood of man, and in my
lecture intend to begin this crusade and
enter fully into it, after which I will give
other lectures in this city and throughout
the United States. Several other gentlemen,
Mr.. George for one, will also carry the
standard throughout the country, and will
carry on an active and increasing campaign.
1 think the time has come when I should ex-
plain the doctrine for which was suspended,
and mean to do SO. Land is the common
property of all, and we seek to bring about
such state all over the world as will recog
nize that fact. I think there is strong
analogy with the abolition of slavery. Do
net imagine it wild dream. On the con-
trary, believe will live to see it realized"
els there any truth in the runor that you
are preparing to leave for Rome?"
'There is no truth whatever in it. Ny
ideas have not undergone any change in that
respect"
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1887-03-25
Utterly Discouraged

expresses the feeling of many victims of
rheumatism, neuralgia, sciati-a and nervous
or sick headache. Having tried numberless
so-called remedies and physicians of all
schools, without relief, there seems to be no
hope. Many such have as last resort tried
Athlophoros; and to their surprise and Joy
have found that it was safe, sure and quick
cure Athlophoros is not experiment
thousands have been cured by its use and
they testify as to its value
WATERBURY, Conn, Oct II, 1885.
would have Athlophoros if had to pay
ten dollars a dose for it. 1t has done what
our best physicians, after fourteen years OF
intense suffering. could not do during tnaI
time. took every known medicine Tor
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lief at all until took Athlophoros. The eff
feet was magical. All pain disappeared, and
NV health was SO much improved as to cause
General comment. I cannot speak too highly
of the merits of Athlophoros.
GEORGE l.. PEAsE.
A. Pavilion Avenue, Providence, R. I.
write this for the benefit of the suffering
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effects of rheumatism. [ suffered with in
Aammatory rheumatism for over seven years,
have been confined to bed for three months
at a time / have tried and done all could
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answer until, during my last attack, l, al
most in despair. took Athlophoros. In less
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and felt free from pains, and have continued
so up to the present time (nearly two years.,
Their efore have great confidence in recon-
mending the use of Athlophoros to those
who are or may suffer from intiammatory
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not be bought of the druggist the Athlophor,
os Co., 112 Wall ST., New York, will send
either carriage paid) on receipt of regular
price. which is 81 per bottle for Athlophoros
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For liver and kidney diseases dyspepsia, indl ges
t;on weakness nervous debility, diseases or Wo
men constipation, headache, impure blood, &c
Athlophoros Pills are uneQualled.
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