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An accommodation train for Glyndon lhelsters.
town. and intermediate stations leaves Baltimore *
. On and II Is D. m: leaves Glyndon (Reisterstown)
Co. Baltimore and Intermediate stations at 6.3l a. M
ana IV'O- p III FAST MAIL-DAIIY,
leaves Hillen Station, Baltimore, at 40 a. M
ciLndon SOD Westminster 5.52, New Windsor 600.
Union Bridge 6I2 Mechanicstown 63I, Blue Ridge
summit 7.OS arriving at Hagerstown, Z. " d. al
leaves Hagerstcwn for Baltimore at 1850 P. m.
Blue Ridge Summit 26 Mech aniestown L4o, Oni on
i3ridge 31O New Windsor 21S, Westminster 2ol,
Giyndon 302 arriving at Hillen Station, Baltimore
at S45 ?. m. ,~,n,x, A1D5s
Going Fast will leave Union Bridge for Baltimore
and Intermediate Stations at 625 a. m. 42S p IA and
Westminster at 7.O5 m. and 5Ol P m. Cong MesI,
mediste Stations at 915 a m, and 800 p. m and
Westminster at 1887 a N. and ~ ?: N;
Trains South viii leave Emmittsburg at SIS
a. m. and $50 and 545 ?. m, arriving at Rocky
Ridge at oils a. IN. and 400 and 6l5 p. m.
Trains North will leave Rocky Ridge at 10 40 a. m
and AIS and GAL p. m. arriving at Emmittsburg
| Ill a. m, and AS and 40 p.m-
reins leave East daily except sunday shnpens
burg 6.55 q. M. and 1.2d and 400 p. m. Chambers
burg 7,2s a. m; 2o0 and $50 P: M, waynesboro s0o
a. m. 240 and sos p. m, arriving at Edgemont S25
a. m, and 500 and SIS p. m.
Trains West daily except Sunday. Edgemont
@ and s5d and s soS 20 p hal
m, and 12.4O and $40 p m, arriving at Shippers,
burg s5S a. m, and LILO and $40 p. m.
Trains for Frederick leave Junction at 1880 a. m
and $40 p. IN. Trains for TaneytoWn, Littlostown
ai Tbroneb car for Frederiek leaves baltimore Al az
p. IN. and leaves Frederick for Baltimore at S45 a.
m. Through cars for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points on the II. ]. H. & G. R. R. eaye'Baltimore
Orders for Baggage calls can be left at Ticket
Office, 1873 w. Baltimore street
]. NJ. HOOD. GENT. Manager.
junl9 B. H. GRIswoLD, Gen'l. Passenger Agent
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At the Concert.
Being a truthful account of what l saw and
heard at q church festival which | at
tended with young lady.
eve enter and take our seats. }

eve enter and take our seats
Young Lady-''There, Mr.. jenkins, l
told you we should not be late. You see
we have lots of time. Oh did you ever
see such horrid hat as Mrs. Deusenbury
Smith has got on? It's perfectly awful. p"
Woman behind us Gin hearse whis-
per)-"What that girl can see in jenkins
/ never shall understand"
Her companion N.2Me neither. They
say he owes thirty-seven dollars for board
to Mrs. Bowler, and she tells me"
sMyself-"E warm, is it not?'
Young Lady-cIt seems quite cool to
me. But see here comes the pianist,
Signor Staccato. think he is just SPLEEN
did"
Sig. S. Con the grand piano-pianissi-
mo)-Tum, tumty, tum. Tumtytum ia
a-a-a-a, ETC.
Various persons in my immediate neigh
borhood: dThey say she is going to be
married again, and-No, indeed, for | told
him just what l thought of-You don't
say so! Well Yes, that's him right
over there. He-She sings in the choir,
and must say-Isn't he perfectly grand?"
Sig. s. (fortissimo) -Thumpetty-thump-
thump-thump-crash bang!
Young Lady: "He is just wonderful r
(Tumultuous applause. Sig. S. comes
back and does it some moIe,)
Young Lady when he has finished -
81 could listen to him all night, couldn't
you?"
Myself-"I could, but it would make
me very sad" (My lady friend looked
daggers at me, and l see that l have made
mistaken
Woman behind us-'How out of place
that Jenkins looks at classical concert
like this.
Myself (feigning deep interest)-@Ah,
Miss Cantake is going to sing.
High priced soprano-"Una voca poca
ia, etc.
Man in front of us-"That woman has
been married three times. Her name amt
no more Cantake than mine is. Her first
husband was
Woman behind mc-'.It cost dollar
seventy yard, and" wild applause.
High priced soprano comes back and bows,
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YOU

Can advertise anything if you pay for it, but
to substantiate what you advertise is the thing.
Merchants who advertise their entire stock
of goods, amid the roar of selfpraise, at
ridiculously low prices, and J original cost,
should learn that the intelligent people of
Carroll county know the exact value of such
advertisements. They have become decided
Chestnuts
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EXECUTORS SALE
Ia OF VALUABLE
BUILDING LOTS,

On Green ST., in the City of Westminster, Nd
BY virtue of the authority contained in the
last will and testament of Catharine E. Som
merville, late of Carroll county deceased,
also an order of the Orphans Court of Car.
roll county, the undersigned, the executors
named in said will, will sell at Public Sale, on
the premises, on
TUESDAY, MARCH. 70, 80, 1887,
at o'clock, p. m, the most desirable build
ing lots on Green street. Lot No. contains
ONE-QUARTER of aa ACRE of LAND,
more or less. Lot No. 2 contains
ONE QUARTER OF AN ACRE,
more or less, being Lots No. and No. 2 as
designated on the plat of ''Lynch's addition
to Westminster" each Lot fronting sixty feet
on Green>stre and runs back one hundred
and ninety eight feet to an alley Is! feet
WIDE
The lots will be offered as separate lots of
G0'feet front each, also as four separate lots
of 80 feet front each, aud will be sold as may
appear for the best interest of the parties
concerned.
Terms of Sale One third cash on the day
of sale, or on the ratification thereof, one
third in one year and the other one. third in
two years from the day of sale; the credit
payments to be secured by the notes of the
purchaser or purchasers, with approved Sc
curity, bearing interest from the day of sale.
JOHN T. ERB,
CHAS. T. REIFSNIDER,
Executors.
Reifsnider & Reifsnider, Attorneys.
febl9ts r. C. Matthews, Auctioneer.
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Aoetiral.
APPROACH OF SPRING.
BY NORA PERRY.

When rough and wild the March winds blow,
Beneath the ice we look, and lol
We see the brooks begin to flow.
When wilder yet the wild winds sing,
We bark and hear the bluebird ring
His silver trumpet Of the spring.
No bitter winds can him dismay;
Though icy currents check the way,
He scents tomorrow in to-day.
He knows that what hath been shall be;
He does not wait, as we, to see
The bloom and bud upon the tree.
To measure out his joyful song;
Though bud and bloom be hidden long,
His faith is sure, his hope is strong.
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T1RUsTEE's SALE
Il OF
DESIRABLE LITTLE FARM
Near Bird Hill, Nd, and
VALUABLE PERSONAL PROPERTY

By virtue of a deed of trust from Mary E..
Pool to the undersigned. duly executed and
recorded among the Land Records of Carroll
county, l will sell at public sale, on the prem
Uses now occupied by the said Mary E. Pool,
on the Nicodemus road, about one mile south
of Bird Hill, Nd, in Woolery's district, about
seven miles from Westminster, and adjoining
the land Of John 7. Phillips, VIM. II. Bloom
and others, on
Thursday, 10Th day Of March, 4. D., 1857,
at - o'clock, NJ, desirable little farm, con-
tanning
10 ACRES OF LAND, MORE OR LESS.
The improvements thereon con-
sist of a comfortable twO-story A.leA-
LOgand Frame Dwelling House u .sskA
small barn, tenant house, meat kzlss=Easi
house, corn house, dairy, and other necessary
outbuildings, all of which are conveniently
located and are in good repair; two springs
ofeXeelent water convenient to the buildings,
the fields are well laid off and watered, and
the farm has due proportion of Woodland.
There is also an excellent orchard of apples
and other fruit trees on the premises. This
property is desirably located and is worthy the
attention of purchasers.
Also at the same time the following Per-
S0nai Properly, lO-Elt. Two excel sSll45a
lent work Horses, two mich COWS, n.y.
one has calf by her side and the s=4es-sAS,
other will be fresh on the day of sale four
shoats, three horse broadtread wagon, one
horse spring wagon, hay rake, lot plows, fur
row and shovel; chains, halters, shovels.
forks, etc., wagon gears, front gears, breech-
bands, lines, brides, collars, etc., lot clover
and timothy hay, lot fodder, about 20 barrels
corn, about u acres growing wheat, 5 bushels
clover seed, and a large variety of other arti-
Giles too numerous to mention.
Terms of Sale of the Real Estate.-0ne-
third cash on the day of sale, or on the rati6-
cation thereof, one-third in nine months, and
the other one-third in eighteen months from
the dale of sale; the credit payments to be Sc
cured by the notes of the purchaser or pur-
chasers, with approved security, bearing in
terest from the day of sale.
Terms of sale of the Personal Property
All sums of $40 and under, cash; on all sums
above $40 credit of six months will be given
on note, with approved security, bearing in
terest from the day of sale.
ALFRED T. BUCKINGHAM,
Trustee.
Reifsnider & Reifsiider, Solicitors.
P. A. Gorsuch, Auctioneer. feb 12ts.
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Nattans' Crystal Discovery.

A trial bottle of Nattans' Crystal Discovery
will be sent FREE of charge to any one wishing
to try it. Send name and address to the
proprietor, ARTHUR NATTANS,
Washington, d. C.
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THE EARTHouAKE1N EUROPE
Searching the Ruins for the Dead.
Towns wrecked-15oo People Killed.

LONDON, Feb. 25.-A dispatch from
Nice says that another earthquake shock
was felt in that city this morning. The
disturbance was slight.
Dispatches from Rome give the follow
ing official list of killed and wounded !:
Baiardo, 300 killed and wounded Diana
Marina, $50 killed and injured; Bressano,
so killed and SO injured; Diana Castella,
30 killed. Castellano, 80 killed and many
wounded The number of persons killed
is less than was supposed.
1t is estimated that in the province of
Porto Maurizio $40 were killed and 1876
injured In the province of Genoa "a were
killed and 81 injured Bajardo and Diano
Marina were the only places destroyed.
Cervo was only partially damaged. The
churches at Bajardo, Castellano and Aurigo
were thrown down by the shock.
Dispatches from Genoa say that the pop
ulace slept outdoors last night. Many
persons went on board ships in the arbor,
and 10000 fed from the city by rail.
At house near Diana Marina a ball
was proceeding when the shocks came.
The building was completely wrecked, and
a terrible loss of life resulted. The dancers
lay dead in heaps upon the ground. Many
of the houses destroyed had large tanks
underneath, which were filed with new
olive oil intended for expectation to France
and Germany.
A party of soldiers while exploring the
ruins found Judge Rossi lying beneath a
mass of debris. He was still alive. While
the men were trying to extricate him beam
fell, killing the Judge and wounding one
of the soldiers.
ROME, Feb 27.-Heartrending details
of the disasters caused by the earthquake
continue to arrive. At Diano-M Marine, to-
day, a child of twelve years and her father
were extricated from the debris, when the
latter expired upon the spot. The survi-
yors at Diana-Marina say that a majority
of the victims were killed by the second
shock, the people having re-entered their
houses to procure clothing. The sum Of
$4,000 has been found in the ruins there.
2odies wrapped in shrouds lie in the mid
Apf the streets.
B.sS1lA only church steeple re-
LIZ The soldiers there are
ing the ruins. They have res
kps, all of whom are more or
kpala, minister of public works,
SGiardo, and attended the
Minis of the church g
-day a
pghou
gppl.
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business PROPERTY
~ AT
PUBLIC SALE,

By authority of the last will and testament
of Mary A. Keefer, deceased, and by virture
of an order of the Orphans Court of Carroll
county, 1 will sell at public sale, on the prem
Uses of the late deceased, in the city OF
Westminster, Nd, on
SATURDAY, 5th day Of MARCH, 1887,
at o'clock, p. M, the House 49,
and Premises in which the de- AENA-S
ceased lived. The house is r 1fs sEzs;sA
frame, roughcast, two-story, h5 1879
containing seven rooms, with good size store
room, and is situated near the railroad
and in the business part of Westminster.
The lot has front of 80 feet on Main street,
and runs back 1913 feet to an alley.
Also, at the same time, all the Furniture in
said house, consisting of Bedsteads, Bedding,
Carpeting, Stoves, Kitchen Furniture, and
many articles not named.
Terms of Personal Propsrty.-0n all sums
of SIS and upwards credit of six months,
with note and security, bearing interest from
date; all sums under So, cash.
Terms Of Real Estate.-One-th third cash,
onethird in one year and one-third in two
years from the day of sale; the credit pay
ments to bear interest from the day of sale,
with approved security Sale Positive.
febl2 is N. l. GORSUCH, Executor.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Notice is hereby given to the creditors of
Usher Clabaugh, deceased, to file their
claims, with the vouchers thereof, with the
Clerk of the Circuit Court for Carroll county,
within two months from tho day of SALE
HARRY N. CLABAUGH, Trustee
MpKELIIP 4 CLABUGH,
febl9 is Solicitors for Trustee.
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MO MORE GRAY HAIR.

No More Falling Out of the Hair-No More
Dandruff or Scurf-No More Brash or
Wiry Hair.
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MAGISTRATES OFFICE.

take this method of informing my friends
and the public that have opened an Office
for the transaction of the
DUTIES OF A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
in the Haines & Co. Building, next door to
the store, nearly opposite the First National
Bank, and respectfully solicit patronage. l
shall also continue
THE BUSINESS OF FIRE INSURANCE
upon very liberal terms, being agent for the
Royal of Liverpool, North America of Phila-
dephia, and Ktna of Hartford, Conn.
GEO. w. MATTHEWS, ]. p,
mays If Westminster, Nd.
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TyRUsTEE's SALE
OF
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE,
Situated near Middleburg, Carroll County,
Maryland.


By virtue of decree of the Circuit Court
for Carroll County, sitting as a Court of
Equity, passed in cause No. 2465, wherein
jackson Holland was complainant and Eliz-
abetl NJ. Ciabaugh, ct. al. we're defendants,
the undersigned, as Trustee, will offer at Public
Sale, at Middleburg Station, Western Mary
land Railroad, on
WEDNESDAY, the 10th Of MARCH, 1887,
at / o'clock p. m, all that tract or parcel of
land, situated on the road leading from Mid
dleburg to the Union Bridge and townsville
Road, about ! mile from Middleburg, and
about three.quarters of mile from Middle
burg Station, W. NJ. r. R., and adjoining the
lands of Daniel E. Buckley, George W. Site
" and John C. Humbert and others. Little
Pipe Creek divides small portion of the said
tract from the main tract, the smaller portion
being in Frederick county, and containing in
all about
1873 ACRES OF LAND, MORE OR LESS;
1t being the same piece or parcel of land that
was conveyed to Edwin A. Clabaugh, in his
lifetime, by Francis Thos. Birely, Trustee, by
deed dated Jan. 8, 1867, and recorded among
the Land Records of Carroll County, in Liber
W. A. Mex, No. "a, folio 429, &c. The
improvements consist of a
dzaa-,S good House, Bank Barn,
Esssst s;s}s$ Wagon Shed, Corn Crib, Car
e zszAatl5assssss- riage House, and all other
necessary out buildings. There is a well of
water at the barn, and also spring and well
of good water at the house. There is fine
apple orchard on the place. The land has
been thoroughly lined and the fencing is in
good order. Its proximity to the railroad, a
part of it running along the railroad, near
Middleburg Station, Churches, Schools, Post
office, &c, make it very desirable place for
anyone wishing home.
Terms Of SdIe.-0ne-third part of the pur-
chase money shall be paid on the day of sale,
or upon the ratification thereof by the Court;
the balance to be paid in two equal payments,
the one to be paid in one year, and the other
in two years from the day of sale, with in
terest, to be secured by the notes of the pur-
chaser or purchasers, with security to be ap-
proved by the Trustee.
For further information apply to or ad-
dress the Trustee or to McKellip & Clabaugh,
Attorneys at Law Westminster, Nd.
HARRY NJ. CLABUGH, Trustee.
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"Johnny, l have discovered that you
have taken more maple sugar than | gave
you" "Yes, grandma; I've been making
believe there was another little boy spend
inc the day with me"
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NFoRTGAGEE's SALE
AVA OF A
Valuable Hotel Property and
House and Lot,


By virtue of the power contained in mort
gage from Joseph Lippy and Rebecca Lippy,
his wife, to the undersigned, bearing date
April 2, 1885, and recorded among the Real
Estate Mortgage Records of Carroll county in
Liber G. A. NJ, No. %, Folio 60, etc., will
sell at public sale, on the premises, on
Monday, the III day Of March, a. D., 1887,
at o'clock, P. NJ, all those two parcels of
land described in said mortgage, being parts
of tract of land called "Lovealls Enlarge.
ment." The first parcel contains
8 ACRES, ROOD AND 5 PERCHES
Of land, more or less. The improvements
thereon are one and one-half
story Log and Frame Dwelling A1A-,b
and Hotel Property, stable, car. ~ ~
rage house, wash house, ETC.; E2s953
orchard of apple and other trees; water con:
venient to the hnildinns TL;suuGnu
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os W. Main St., Westminster, Md,

Os w. Main St., Westminster, Nd,
RooP g. zILE
Sell the best Chopping, Grinding and Roller
Process Mills in the world; Cast and Buhr
corn mills specially.
PUMPS, PUMPS, PUMPS
Buckeye Iron Force Pumps, Revolving Top
Cistern Pumps, Pitcher Spout Pumps, Gu
cumber Pumps; the Iron Turbine Wind En-
gines.
IRON FENCE AND CRESTING.
Enclosing Church yards and Cemetery Lots
specially. Our Cresting for Houses, Porches
and Bay Windows, have no equal. We can
show the finest designs of fence and cresting
ever sold in the county.
STUDEBAKER WAGONS, DR.. BAILEY
FEED CUTTER, BELLE CITY
FEED CUTTERS, HAND and
POWER CORN SHE'LL
ERS.
Genl. Agents for Russell & Co., Engines,
Threshers, Saw Mills, Flows, Harrows and
Plow Repairs, of all kinds, also the Light Run
ming DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE,
Oil, Needles and Repairs. Correspondence
solicited. Catalogues sent free on applica-
ton. Our prices will surprise you.
ROOP & ZILE,
% W. Main St.,
oct I6 Westminster, Md.
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GEE our special Bargain Table. Particu-
y lars down this column.
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Near Westminster, Md.
By virtue of power of sale contained in a
mortgage from Samuel Nickum and wife 10
Julia A. Smith, dated April l, 1879, and re-
corded among the Real Estate Mortgage
Records of Carroll county, in Liber f. /. s.,
No. 10, folio 40, &C., the undersigned, exec
utor of the last will and testament Of Matilda
Boyer, deceased, assignee, will sell at public
sale, al the Court House door, in Westminster,
Nd, on
Monday, the 18th day Of March, 1887,
at o'clock, p NJ, parcel of land contain
ing sc SQUARE PERCHES, more or less.
The improvements thereon consist of y COM
Portable and substantial two story Log Dwell
ling House, wash house, &C., spring of excel
lent water near the house.
This property is on the Manchester road,
near the corporate limits Of the city Of Wes:.
minister, Md, and is the same Of which Samuel
Nickum died seized and possessed.
TERMS OF SALE.-Oue- half cash on the
day of sale or on the ratification thereof, and
the other one-half in nine months from the
day of sale; the credit payment to be secured,
by the note of the purchaser or purchasers,
with approved security, bearing interest from
the day of sale.
CHAS. I. REIFSNIDER,
Executor of the last will and testament of
Matilda Boyer, deceased.
feb 10 is R. G. Matthews, Auct
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RIGHT HERE
J. T. Orndorff wishes to say he never
ADvERTIsEs IMPossIBILITIEs
But Has Made Such Reductions On
TER GOD S

That it will pay You to visit his large stores
and secure some of the splendid bargains he
is now offering. We call your especial atten-
zion to our clearance sale of
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Ladies' Short and Long Coats,

Children's and Misses Coats. We still have
a nice line to select from, and atprices which
season. Marked way down; don't buy until
you have seen them. Ladies' GA Cloaking
reduced from S1.50 to S1.0O, from $500 to
S1.50.
Dress Goods Reduced, Trimmings Reduced,
Shaws Reduced, Skirts Reduced, Underwear
Reduced, Hoods Reduced, Gloves Reduced,
Flanels Reduced. About so pairs of White
and GREY
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BLANKETSl

Must be sold, and have marked prices on them
to make them go. Our neighbors will be
sorry to hear we have reduced our Blankets;
they have been far behind us all the season
in prices and quality of Blankets and now our
reduction does not in the least improve their
position.
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Will visit the following places:
Union Bridge.-lst Wednesday and Friday
following Of each month.
Nec Windsor.-2d Wednesday and Friday
following of each month,
Taneyto,cH. Next to the last aud the last
Friday in each month, remaining until Satur-
day evening.
One of the firm can always be found in the
office. sep 28-tf
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ovERcoATs AND CLOTHING

Reduced PSI. We have some splendid bar.
gains in 0vercoats; Look at Style, Quality and
Prices of our Overcoats before you buy.
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PASSENGER TRAINS RUNNING EAST.
Daily, except Sundays.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1887-11-09
Hcw She Surprised Efln.

A young woman who was compelled
to walk through dusty street around
building in course of erection smiled
sweetly when her escort expressed
regret that her shoes should be COW
cred with dust. "Oh that's nothing"
she said gayly, "just stop here for a
moment" The young woman touched
her gloved hand to her escorts should,
er, a convulsive movement was noticed
and lhen-"see there" she said, show.
ing two polished patent leather tips,
The escort wondered much. but said
nothing. In the evening he drew his
fond mother 10 one side, and, narrat.
ing The occurrence, asked for an expla.
nation. willy, there's nothing phe
nomical aboupit." said the old lady
laughing hesrtily, "she wiped her
shoes off on her stockings, that's all.'
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what You viii never Sec
A woman die of the lockjaw.

A woman die OF the I0ckJaW.
A woman who is tongGe-tied.
A paper subscribers 10 which all
pay up. :" :"
An old maid who wouldn't get mar
ried If she could.
A lawyer who refuses a fee because
his client is poor.
A young doctor who does not use all
the technicha. terms he can think of.
A young person who does not think
all the girls in the congregation are
in love with him. =
A young lady who is scrawny, com.
pliment an other on her form, if she
happens to be well built.
A young parson, married, who pre-.
serves his popularity with the female
portion of his congregation.
A lady, who learned to play on the
piano in order to make herself attract.
i've to eligible young mon, play for
husband after she has cauhht him.