New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1887-08-19
A DREADFUL CASE.

And / baSk IN ncr Smiles.
-(BOston Courier
Devote., Of ceramics will be enabled to Judge OF
what sort Of clay James Russell Lowell Is made whcp
they sec his forthcoming biography OF Nathaniel
Hawthorne. What chance 10 get even with tho
family of which member wrote that appalling IN
terview last winter
The President.-Danlel, wish you would go out
and buy mo "aierbury watch; get one ior sOou' o.
DAnd, by the way. take my watch with you and
deposit it in my box In the bank vault
THAT'S all e1cept on your way back you ms m Enc
train starts for ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Worio
Edlth-No. Oregon is not an especially fashionable
resort although the hops there are largo and plenty
SAYS @The San Francisco Chronicle: our fruit
growers should do some missionary work In the Eas'
on the subject OF aprcots and teach the good people
there how much they losing by leaving the apricot
erop Of Ca IfUrnia for us to eat ana can Come OBJ
we're Just aching TO DO converted
How near Akron Ohio, Is TO Heaven can be guessed
from the fact that In the former locality 6oo0Oooo
matches made daily
Two small girls lat summer resort were taking
on airs for the benefit Of little maiden who Is the
only but sufficiently spr1ghtly daughter Oh uen ian0
my name" the first one SAID. with iirt OF the
sunshale which shaded her Overdrcsseu SELL rs MAI
cuerlte ano that French" . -.
e"@AHd mine" her sister declared, stirred to emu n
tton "ts barbara and that Is Scotch"
NV The mimic dsmsel to whom these remarks were
addessod regarded the sisters with an aF oil inc os'
And your other name" she observed dispassion-
atcly, "is o'Donneea: and tnat Is i ,,h mint
Inv -(BOston Courier.
"nIlr SPRINGER had an election in a town belong
ing to his congressional district lately to decide DC
tween several candidates for postmaster; ana Only
Democrats werc Above vote popular Southern
custom Is thus transpanted to Illinois
positions which AGect sleep" is the subject Of an
erudte discourse In a down east Journal CuriousT
enough It Ignores that Of at
Block ISLAND
"DanleL"
Il see by the rarcrs that Dave Hill has accepted
an invitation to visit Pittsburg'"
daniel telegraph to PITTSBURGH immedaPy tnas
I win be- there on my western tnp' -ri''so"S
Chronicle.
DE- Norman Kerr OF London. explains what IS the
matter with drunkards as follows: There Is an ao'
normal cerebral condition. dynamlcal ana psyon'oa
disturbance OF the brain and nerve junction. fea'
del arturo from sound health which Is Itself pain
ILLOGICAL state WITH In all probability its post-mortem
equivalent in byperp.asma Of the neurog IA Paste
this in your hats and read 1t to any man that offers U
treat. Ten to one no viii skpl
Two d,rldes who had been separated for several
years found themselves by the aspertes OF fortune
In the same Dahota metropolis. and at the happy IT,
union tho following dialogue was heard:
"What yer dom In this town, samF
90, Use q iOurna ist' 900
a journalists started parer yer own, spose
NO, not yet, Use ISOLATED with The Daily
IcOtr."
edltin bills o. fare for der Gran Central, anu reu
state bulletins with han press."-tDWuth Para'
grapher
Ncw,Jersey boasts OF female blacksmith We
presume she began by shOeing hens
The cream OF the baseball club should DO found 10
the ptcher.-tNasnvio American.
A dramatic paper says that there arc 10000 actors
in America After that It is useless to say anything
about savage and unrecnung critics
In weeks time the earth travels over 1000 900
square mi es Fortunately there are wooden bridges
on the llne.-(NOrwich Bulletin