The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-02-03
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The New io,i hand ofssn msr hsr
iornel .'oomhies" 10 Keep % prices
Aseshef frisSieg Doaercly.
There IL mao out 10 Illinois shos
hsms 10 Joseph Uoaohed. lie is said 4
i,e ~ very rsiirins disposition.
In the iry seAsoD there are bni few
esiissas ia good sod regular ssIodiug
Tie AileWslts w9p'i sllow il. you inov,
ANatilse m \ Desper seyelons
J.. tar lhses school siris ..llisg .bie.si
u aesssi suro oai for any thing
tspr a The qaeer iLings o. life 10 that
tie nsan ~ho lnoxsn 81 seldom eau tell
sty % tito any body satisfaction
sumo eDs has scot gs poem entitled
Uise Ne iis.k Ny Osn" Al We alssys
hse 10 accommodate, We hare scnt Il back
10 Lim.
lbe yyaae min sho per1ades him
seii ,hsi tao people con live a. ehsspy as
oft, cAn slsass tssl giri 10 help bin try
,he eHp riantt
l., app.@ir ~ bs al established truth
teal A. funee % keep ronr monib-sbui
- isf1es 'eau Ioar.h II crplsnssions II.
tyr,, Is hAsp ,sid u
Pnrs ,ays that .'ihfrs i. DO more
,Gtj'rafr' ~ nv ieR asiri dressed in
tobpsgsu tnii laau there is 10 bugging a
bale u hsy 1hi. Is comparison tina,
dotsa1i campsre Who ever begged bale
ofhat9
"A ypnpe humanitarian lbearing the
bsg pipes tor the frs: time Oh, msmma
couldn't snu interierei There's borrid
mao s4au ziua something under his arm,
aad be IS hurting Il sol
Sprises. How much older is your
slater than yen. Jobsuyf" Johnny II
dunno. Maud lister be % years. then she
was 20, sud nov sLe amt ouly Is i
gness veil soon be twins, "
a BoIleyille, H., servant girl went to
sleep one afternoon and did not wake up
until forty hours later. When she avoke
abe was naturally much ineepsed to find
ihst she had been defrauded on, Of two
evenings out
There is a church in Olney, ILL.,, with
ousa bypoerite in it. The other Sunday
the clergyman invited the bypocrtes 10
s,aud mp aud show themselves. aud not
single person arose. The pastor must have
been greatly pleased.
.- la Germany teachers are very poorly
paid. Az a teachers festival somebody
proposed the toast Long live our teach
ersl' What orr" asked a csdaverous
looking specimen, rising in his seat.
- "Ah. my beloved, may hope to clasp
You tomorrow TO my bosom and depict
10 you again orr future happiness in the
glowing colors Of phautasy?" NO, love,
not 20. morrow TO morrow is washing
day
d. natma Add how do Jon stand on
evolution. Miss Bress,ofg Don't you be-
lieye man is descended from the monkey
Miss Brewster Oh yes, think man Is
but What puzzles me, Mr.. Do lGsrma, j.
y here women came from.
do yon know what kind OF a light
hist was referred TO 10 the question,
Where Was Moses when the light went
but asked the snake editor mo, re
piled the horse editor. what kind was it?'
"A Isrsel.lighi Il
We splash aud skip, We slide and /,
Zip, We ernmble. grovl and jaw. through
lush and siop We wade and flop, OBJ
January thaw With soaking feet W.
walk tie street, the worst we ever saw;
/ is no joke TO be IN soak, thou January
haw \
r. The design on the menu card OF the
Iaine DIummtn' dinner in Portland, re
entity. vas the picture OF a travelling man
pproachiug yonog lady IN a nearl,
npty railroad ear aud saying II beg
oar pardon, Is this seat engagedY'
= Some people are again exercised over
irs Cleveland because she wore sleeve
Sc dress" at the Baltimore ball Boz
he Uilca HsNsid comes CALAMITY TO tb,
,ro sud says Il Is all right. since the cou
Tuition OF The United States guarantee,
ae right 10 b,sr arms
Cururii student wrote burlesqu.
! a ten cent novel. calling II "Hildebfsh
10 Iiorlbic. or tue llauoied Pig Sly,
nd scat II "a = SENSATIONAL publisher as
.buke He sas thanked and paid Tor biz
outtibn,lup sad requested 10 furnish
leonl story
Richard Coear de Lion was one OF the Y
osi stylish mru ia Earope 10 bis day
'hcu be doomed his suit Of shining srmor.
at on s,in helmet, pulled on pair Of !
minated steel boots. threw sheet iron
Isirt erscctully over one arm and pick
Mp clah Si,h sfke 10 tho end Of
society da,lcs SAID be was dressed TO
III
ny hfoIlrr' earnestly spake The
,od clergyman 10 the dying fosnc er.
10 yen ic,I perfectly safe sud happyY
do, I" replied The dying man, fatally, 4
Do "ign arr ca the rivers balk. = @
"a the clergyman, soiempl., and" y
ies, | kaos il. interrupted the dying
40, u tnow il And that's Canada on
9 oiher eide. I'm, IN"