Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1887-03-20

SEINE EceeAtrsciGies Of q wealthy
HaanR Man.

AaaRg man.
lkaA About Totea IN BrookivH Eagle !
Was told . good story about Pollard
the other day. Not 90 know Pollard is
to argue yourself unknown. For the
past Two years he has occupied .he DO
sition tn BROOKLYN which Is conceded 10
Berry Wall In Nsw York. He became
. familiar hsaro on Fnltoa street With
his loose, bagRy, vide checked trousers,
hts lonR-tailed undeF coat, With the
short topcoat 20 popalar in EnElaud,
and Shsn cold weather set 10, with his
white ulster and q vide q wing cape,
be was the observed OF ell observers.
HIS father u dead aud his mother IL
very rich. Nearly all OF her money, Il
ia said, will so 10 Pollard at her death.
with the idea OF introducing the young
man 70 business puTsutts Mrs. Pollard,
Who IL lady OF culture. secured her
boy position 10 the oftiee Of a large
Wholesale dry goods house In NsW
York, a. the maBidoent salary Of three
dellaFa . wssk. The members OF the
hFm we're somewhat surprised AZ the
young mans attire when be made
hts hFst appearance At the ONCE, for be
vas afFsyed IN IN all the glory Of tba
thorough AnelomAaiao minua the EVE
glaha," which the formation Of bis noae
forbade him wearing. However he Vas
kindly received and began bis duties,
watch we're lhoss asaaliy falling 20 the
los OF TIE office boys The many things
be bad 10 do eoliided vislently With hrs
pride, bat everything moved along
smoothly until one day = member % the
arm I'D. Mr.. Pollard. my ink wants
cleaning" Pollard looked 81 bis sapcF
Tor in blank Surprise And horror. Ills
soai rose IN arms. but bright idea oo.
ouFred 10 him. A district messenger
alarm vas close at hand and be rang M
. boy. A MON, nj later the head Of the
nrn. Who had not noticed What vas
going on. vas surprised to hear Pollard
say 20 q messenger my drah pov
there 10 an ina yell on that eentlsmAn's
deck THAI requires cleaning, doa'toher
knoS' Take u over 90 the washssand
aud remove she diFt" The head sf tha
hrm Vas too dumhfsunded 10 aay a
wotd, aud The boy vas rewarded witk a
quarter % dollar.
when Pollard hrst became the reenc
missed head OF RrOoklsn dHdcIlom be
VAS continually piAonigG some new
fad as be esllsd hls ecoentricitiss. IN
order % more 0 mly establish bis lead, 2
ship. l met him cue night In nAly's
blizzard roesns. my deah boy," De
said. Il have the best thing oat. Too
know thai boxing Is the latest etsaa.
Well. people have SOC pretty veil US 4
20 seeing theaier rafties IN boxes And
GOV ray bat little attention 10 them.
unless they N he 4 tot Of noise
dontsher know, Ard that's bad taste
Nov, . man doesn't hire = boz for fun.
and be hkts 10 have peopte nattea btm
In one. - | have hh npon q srsAi
scheme. snd tha ~ a. HIRE a boz for
yonrself aiane> IL there u = parry thew
viii divide the attention % the audi
ence. Tue COX mUst b. 90 q level With
the stage. Do nat make Year APPEAR,
anee aAtd the eaFtain 70 up Then voc
walk IN slowly, aFrayed Ia full svsnns
dresa. 9Th leht ioP eeAt snd STA hst.
Orush hata are nat tue thing noN. Ad-
vance 70 the ffont 81 the bax With wear
has on aud cArsiesSly throw AAck ths
lapel OF year top coAl. ksiss yocr
opera -elasses glance slowly ever tes "a
disocs foaF times. Il dossnf make anv
dAsrcoee whether yos kaeU any cns
you see o. not, peepis utll THAI yea
do. Never bow TO sny ere 10 ths bal
eeny. After yaa have eosea -four tiuass
lover yoaf slasaea knd With vaaF kat "a