The Arizona sentinel., 1887-06-18
PITH AND POINT.
Study a dimple, work hard a

-OIuuy uILuplef WOIh HdEu dJ smile.
 We desire to be underrated only by the assessor.
 If time is money some men have enough to start bank.
 Be not simply good. but be good for something. -Thoreau.
 The lazy mans happiness consists in sitting on the soft side of a pine plank and seeing other men work.
 A bald-headed expression is gen. orally better understood than long haired one.-Pon1eroy's Democrat.
 -"Whatever you do, my boy, begin at the bottom and work up." But, father, suppose I was going to dig g well?"
 The young ladies who have 'noth- ing to wear" generally have enough to keep them warm.-Merchant Trav- eler.
 The remark of the colored brother that "Cussin' de wedder is mighty DO farmin',' is unquestionabIy true. -RuraI Vermonter.
 If you wish to win the unselfish devotion of the waiter you must show him good deal of ''quarter. ."-Bos- ton Commercial Gazette.
 In murder cases where there is danger of hanging the prisoner the defense makes every effort to hang the jury.-M o. Picayune.
 -Conceit is fool; deceit knave. The first deceives itself, the second practices deception upon others. Both are intolerable. Boston Budget
 Lady Shopper-'I am looking for a wedding present." Druggist-''You were fortunate in coming here, madam. We have just laid in large stock of the latest hair-restorer. "-NeoO Houen NeUS.
 "A little chap, told by his mother to say his prayers and to ask for what he wanted, prayed ''for one hundred bro- thers and fifty sisters" The mother hurried the little sinner off to bed be- fore he could say amen.
 -Schoolmaster- Well, Bobby, my little fellow. what is your eye for?" Bobby-''Seein' vii" S.-"And your earP' B-"Hearfn' wi" S.-''And your nose, BobbyP" B. (after pause) For takin' the cauld wi"
 Why it is that crying babies are al- lowed to ride in passenger cars. while we'll behaved dogs are relegated to the baggage car. is almost enough to pug gle a seven-thousand-dollar Interstate Commerce Commissioner. Puck.
 Such difference in people,
 Some weep because they part,
 And languish broken hearted
 And others-O my heart!-
 Because they never parted
 T. B. ALdrtch.
 70, dear!'' exclaimed Cousin Jane, ''my throat is so raw I can't sing any more. Doesn't singing make your throat raw, Uncle Charles?" '1think," was the guarded reply, ''that it has tendency to make those raw who hear me. "-BoSton Transcript
 When a crowd of dozen or more young men congregate in a billiard room at night, a stranger to the entire company can easily pick out those who are married. The latter consult their watches every five minutes after the clock strikes ten.-DrGbe' IraUeL- CTS Magazine.
 Hush! Papa is reading the paper. Do not disturb him, for the daily paper is the great educator of the people," His has finished his murders, outrages, and minor horrors. and is now in the midst of some juicy details of the lat est scandals. Be silent or you may in- terrupt his education. -Lye.
 If some men would only put the same amount of enthusiasm into saw ing wood that they put into sitting on a plank and watching nineteen men play ball their wives could kindle the kitchen fire every twenty minutes through the twenty-four hours and still have kindlings to spare. Journal of Education.