The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1887-06-30
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What wiI the pfesen, year bfios
iosiLY asies 80 exchange, Bnpg Fourth
Of July. q cgurse
The paFsnts Of pair u Boston tsins
nsmsd obe simui srd The either Tsoeous
because ibsy acre born at The same time.
- 4 msy be better 10 be right THAI 70 be
president. hui The salary Is smaller, 10 this
eoosiry, snybov
According 10 40 eminen, English su-
,horii, gooss LIVES Gifts years. Provided.
Of course. be fefrsins from blowing ont The
ass vi hen he rei,fes,
Farmers Ia tue summer time don't
need 20 buy The funny psper. All they
have 10 DO il 70 go out aud watch the city
bosfder trying 10 s~Ing ihe scythe
-"Now children, said country moth
er Who -as going cat, be real good while
I'm sssy. aud be sure you don't 80 near
the churn where | bid them nut cakes.
''Benevolenee. said Sidney Smith,
'ls desire 10 A that u should help c. :"
Another sarcastic philosopher defined con-
science 10 be my rule for your actions :
"A long. ibin youth Of Pittsburgh can
imits,e a steam whistle perfectly. The
other day the hands 10 one OF the factor
lee quit work al hall past eleven o'clock
When they heard bin too,. They thought
IT vas noon.
Live 10 peace with yourself, with your
relatives. with your uelghbors Do all
the good 700 can, snd expect 20 thanks,
for this will save you from dissppoint-
mont.
"A pastor has ou the wall Of his stndy
In large, but not too conspicuous letter.,
for the benefit Of bis visitors, this scrip
,ursl benediction: 'lhe Lord bless Thy
goings out
She; Emo: cant give you another
dance, but I'll introduce you to the pref
siest girl ia the room" He; But don't
wsni to dance with the prettiest girl 10 the
room. want to dance With you"
There is woman in Connecticut who
wears No 8 shoe. When she sets her
foot down her husband walks around IL
and says. ''Yeseum, | will. "
"A jealous man with a pistol created
panic at a New Jersey eolored ball The
Hoor managers should have waltzed him
out aud schoilische head of
~ never change my mind. p" said Mrs
Brown, with snap Of the jaw. heard all
over the room. II wish you would, my
dear" said Brown mildly. at must be
an improvement
The man who can nov patiently sit on |
the damp ground aud fish for pouts is the
same Que who was affected with rheuma
tics last winter so that he could not go
down cellar Tor a bod Of coal.
Employer Ito clerk Cant you get
around a little earlier ia the morning |
James9 james beautifully IN no, / dom
believe can. SIR. Struck with bright
idea But I'll tell you what can do. sir;
can leave here little earlier 10 the even,
ing.
As an item Of interest it might be
stated that pile OF strength that would
reach halt way TO the moon is wasted Ia
this country every year by people holding
up hymn books ia church who don't
know b.hat note from the howl OF a
brindle cat
Your papa aud mama know what's
best Tor yon, Bobby" said bis mother
"don't tesxe me any more" Bobby lay
down 90 the rug aud rolled over once or
twice. Then he said from his recumb, nj
position: MA. do yon know tina. fee
like being an crphsny'
"A number Of san fnncisco brewers
paraded through the streets recently car
rying a banner which stated that they
we're Slaves striking for freedom.
Every slave ia the liue had on broad
cloth coat add high bat aud sported
button hole bouquet.
The biggest kick by an unsuccessful
candidate At = recent teachers ersmius.
lion In Kalamazoo county was made by
chap who alleged ths, the cause OF the
shanRe Of season is the earth works up
Iovard the north pole 10 The sumner, and
he earth works down toward the south
pole IN the winter
According 10 correct Kentucky !
TEN q lightning bolt struck a horses
reels Ms be ~ss gsil0piag through the
lreets Of Hopliasvilie IN that state dur
ng storm recently. aud both bis shoes
rcre torn off and whizzed through the air
Ike blsEiBg GOALS The horse was not
lari What happened TO the man who in
'enied the story Is rot stated.
a small boy ot Buffalo overheard
members Of the Toronto base ball team
,rosi over recent defeat. aud be re
asrked "Yes, that's right. kick. but You
ant get over IL When you play base
all you don't have E9gIish st your back. 9
10 yoaf Iis al right 90 the ash Business.
"a, whsl IL comes 10 tase ball we've 60,
oa and dant Won forget Al