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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
.xanhton Postomoe Hours and Regulation

.Eankton Postofaoe Hours and Regulations.
The delivery windows are opened eaoh day
(6undcyH ~exoepted) at 800 3. m.
The delivery windows close ut 6D0 p. m.
partment opens at q. m. and closes at &:So p.
m.
open from 9:45 to 1O:46 a. m. The lobby of the
of6oe is open all day Sundays for the accom-
modation Of persons renting look boxes.
Mails going east via O., n. b 81. r. b. b.,
close at Z $50 a. M, and p M, Sundays excepted.
Mails going west and north via the Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul railroad close at $3.50 q.
m, Sundays excepted. I,
Mail. going east and north by Chicago d
Northwestern railroad close at 9 p. m:
Eastern mails via Chicago d st Paul railroad
arrives at $40 . m. and 10:12 Q. M.
Eastern mail via Chicago q Northwestern
railroad arrives at 10 p m and departs ut
Am.
Niobrara, which closes at 1880 p. M:
n, L. D. PALMER. P m.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

The Y. W. @. T. U. will give q
Dickens party on the 18th. inst. Every
body is invited to be present and to
take part by representing II OF Dickens
characters. Refreshments served from
| seven to ten.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
The finest Misses and Chill
dren's spring heel shoes at
JACOB MAX g. SON.
To Whom 1t May concern

To Whom 1t May Concern
The ordinances of the city of YanA'on
require that rubbish and manure be re"
moved from all alleys and lots to some
point beyond the city limits. Owners
and occupants Of premises will forth
with see that this provision of the ordi-
nance is complied with; otherwise they
will be liable to the penalties which the
ordinance %prescribes.
PATRICK BRENNAN.
City Marshal.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Hotel and Boarding House for
Sale or Rent.
The Griffin property situated on the
corner OF Cedar and Fifth street known
as the Central hotel for sale OF rent.
Location convenient to them Northwestern
depot. WILLIAM P. DEWEY.
W-Herald please copy.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
New Goods.

Mrs. Add Whisler's new goods
have arrived and will be open
for inspection tomorrow. All
the ladies of the city, are invited
to visit the store tomorrow and
see for themselves this elegant
line of millinery.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Watches, diamonds, silver
goods and spectacles, at the
jewelry store of
H. G.. A & CO,
Yankton, ID. T..
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Town Herd.
We will take cattle for the seasons
herding guaranteeing good care and good
grass, commencing Monday April 25th
1887. Good water; good grass and good
care. HARRY DENNIS.
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For saie es . BargafE,

154 acres Of good land. 10 acres broken
with small house, good well and water
choice hay land si1 miles north OF Yank-
ton, inquire Of JOHN ZINaERMANN,
dGw Csntreviile. Dakots.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Owing to tie .%nntruthfnl stories,
which are being circulated by an oppo.
sition herder, az to my not having good
grazing for the cattle in my charge, ]
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

To owners of cstGle-Owners Of
cattle are natified that the city ordinance
prohibiting the running at large of cat
tie and horses will be r=gidly enforced.
PATRICK BRENNAN.
City Marshal.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
JACOB MAX s. SON.

Money to loan on real state or ohattle
security. e. n. VAN ANTWERP,
Abstract Office.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
Gard.

A Card.
Read Rourd's-the Photographers
new advertisement and wait and see what
will be done IN the new gallery No. ZIG
3rd street ground floor opposite San
born & Sons store, open June first next.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

J. R. Samborn & Sons furniture
warerooms. A complete line of all
CLASSES OF furniture. upholstering and
undertaking.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Go to the European restaurant for first
class meal.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Milwaukee Book Beer at GEORGE
BROWNS.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

IF you want great bargains
come and see our job lots OF
boots and shoes.
G MAX & SON.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

European restaurant and lunch room
open day asd night.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

nAKoTA Observation-Disclosures I and a.
- Price $500. Address Bowen d Kipssbury'
xAnkton, Dakota
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Elevation 1884 feet above sea level.
Max. Thermometer 81.
Min. Thermometer 81.
tInappreoiable. 1
aerR't Signal Corps, q. 8. A.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Latest and best styles OF
Ladies', Misses and Chill
dren's slippers ever shown in
YanktOn at
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
cox, 0Dl0RNE & cos.
RAILROAD TINE TABLE.

CHICAGO MILWAUKEE, d St. PAUL RAILROAD.
The eaat bound passenger train leaves at 7:lC
q. IN. each day, except Sunday.
The passenger train from the east arrives at
saO5 o, M. each day, except Sunday.
The accommodation train from the east
srrives each DAY, Sundays excepted. at 0:io
and north.
The accommodation train from the west and
north srriven at 8 10 p. nj. and departs at 6:5O
d. m, for the east each day excepting Sundays.
CHICAGO d NORTHWESTERN RAILROAD.
The east bound passenger train leaves at $500
q. m. each day, exceps sunday.
The passenger train from the east arrives At
GAS o. m. each day, except Sunday.
Sunday passenger train leaves at TAO q. IN
and arrives at lOa. m. making close connec.
tiona with through passenger trains from snd
TO Chicago.
Accommodation trains leave for the east
each day. except sunday. at 6:46 3. m. and ASH
d, M, and arrive from the east each day, except
Sunday. ut II :b5 q. m. and 7:2b p. m.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Board by the day or week at the Euro
pean restaurant.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Milwaukee Book Beer at GEORGE
Browns.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

The cash houses of J. e. Bruce Is tn
cheapest place in the city to trade.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06

Milwaukee Book Beer at GEORGE
Browns,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
BIooded Stock for Sale

Four Ho.stein Hsifers and -Four.
teen Galloway Built. Enquire at
MORTGAGE BANK. YaEkton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
THE WEATHER

THE WEATHER.
FOCAL OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ON 9TH xERI.
DIAN TIME.
War Department., Division of Telegrams, Tor the
benefit of Commerce and ARriculture.
Signal Service o.. &. A.. Yankton. May o. 81.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1887-05-06
Town Herd.

Carpets at Chicago Prices at
j. e. BRUCE,
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BROWNS.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19

twenty-four hours or so. Tra.. ,ha
honey thus every three weeks if You
wish nice article. Do not nsa too
much birthstone. A little experience
will determine the proper amount to
use in connection with the size Of vonr
room. By treating honey thus il can
be kept in splendid condition for wears.
Pig keeping for any profit bevoDd
the range of the extra milk and thu
kitchen Stops turns on grass. In grass
there is profit; and hogs can be kept
without vexation, if things be fitted for
them. 1t is no trouble to turn \ DOZEN
sews into pasture, with a nice shed
for them to sleep under.
If the farmers who have raised an
average crop of wheat this year. say
twelve to fifteen bushels to the acre
SAYS the Rural World, will fipure ont
after they have sold it for sixty cents
a bushel, how much profit they have
made, they will either discontinue rails.
ing wheat or double the crop by better
methods.
A pig which while eating takes its
head out of the trough and acts a. Il
the slop had run the wrong way has
the sniffits. He should be removed
from the herd and cared for, as the
disease is contagious. Put pine tar IN
the slop and smear both the nose and
face with it. Feed sulphur and give
turpentine. A free use of carbolic acid,
externally and internally, should also
be made.--The Hog.
An exchange advocates putting bulls
to work about the farm. saying that i
would prevent their getting fractions
Possibly we may live to see The da,
when the spirit of utility shall be q
much abroad in the land.t the Jcr
sey and Holstein bull calf will be de
horned and be nude to do double dut,
at the head of the herd and before tn
cart and plow with no fears.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
SIX Rules TOR the Smoker.

Never buy cheap cigars. There is
no economy in it. II you cant sf'rd
good cigars smoke less and enjoy your
smoke. 1t is f lily u suppose little
cisars are the best.
You cannot tell whether cigar IS
good or al unless YOU light It pr p
erlv, that Is thoroughly. 4 good clsar
viii not be much better tn a poor
one il badly hghtUd.
Ii Your cigar goes ont be sure to
blow through It as soon AS possible so
that when YOU light it there Will be no
dead smoke IN it.
Leare the ashes of your cigar until
they fall off Your cigar "il burn
>traighter and taste sweeier II you
don t knock the ashes of.
If YOU think smoking injurious 70
your health stop smoking in the
p2orniDg. A great many peonle have
SION chs out cf ord r.. and no man
aillu1 THAI Wv can >make he.are or
immediat. y after hre .kfa-r. The best
time 10 IN k is After dinner aud sup
per. ami straight ahead uut. bedtime
Smoking would not bur, a baby II ,hlr
this rule were adopted.
Never give anybody "a light from
Your cigar. Carry matches.-EXtEact
from a tobaccouis; price-Ist.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
A HEART CRY.

Little lost darling, M back to me!
Lie in my arms as you used to do!
Here is the place where your head should b
Here Is the bosCm waiting for you!
Let me but feel again on my breast
The velvet touch of your tiny hand;
Your rose laaf lips to my own close prest,
Ny check By your baImy breathlngs famed.
See here; shut tight by weary eyes,
As thousands of times I've done in play,
When III ose them in soft surprise,
Ring out laugh in your sweet I'D way!
Cone to nee, come to me, precious one!
| am so heart eicl aud sad and lcrn;
Naked as Nature without the sun,
Now that the light OF my lie has gone.
r u SLEEP in the churchyerd all a.nue,
No one t. watch by your narrow bel;
Tie wiod o'er Your tender 20 ~ bonr,
And night dews dripYed onyour bAby.head
No! In the luminous aslds above
Angels another new star have set;
Trer may surrourd you with useless love
Sh ED YOU from surrow and SHINING yet
Heaven carnot need you 50 much esl!
| I.pions Of cheruhs it h,d rpfure.
BAlv MY bay, WY iii you Die!
Cone 10 your mother, my ovt, once more
! L.t.l- LOST daring, come back t. ms!
Ii n NY arms a you used tn c"!
| He,e Is tue place wneTe our head should II
HIRE on the bosom Wai1ug FOR you!
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
INDIAN WHEAT.

Consul. General Bonham Attempts 10 show
That India Can Successfully Compeie
With the United States in Wheat
Growi.g.
WAsHIxeros, Oct. 10 The report OF Cen
snl Genera, B, phtm At Calcutta, Brii'h In
d,a treats At length OF The wheat iniersaif OF
tina, country during the nscal year encea
March 81, 1885:
The area d. voted to Whelt was ihout 80.
sou 600 acres and the total yeid aes,sW',vV
hn mis- As compzftd attn -" No. - !
Pacific coast, the Indian wheat u Inferior, pul
wh.u rxtAr.ea 10 / diA D - III Aen ana !,
1r ugc with b. at Of = up u qfa1y, -
: fair marketable grade OF hpur euaAihee:
ne method III culuvating ne foaI
q. IN the man the same -
Centuries sgo: YET the Iudisn iAfEnrIs
c.n successfuuT m1eie Win tno =
the L !,ea state in tie Grrdur.i p Oh naeAs'
III f. 4tl.. TO n fsei that the lrcisn I1h-
- gu 4 Tsprrte T. = csIitAl 81 n"t ".slie
tetn 40 80 I'D his hired hear -
sAal G tues .imtef or tbsuf ~ -
min IN. eT ort 81 wsAt rom ? III
7 Il. T. ereat. 4 f. r. 800 cat To lsoo !.
- ~, q 0eur p so, sud he nrf...e
js-6 s 1855 ara uated 70 ao1h. CT
.,. -. Tnfta - ECO sa oTlf q IN In -
an h. At rrowiuz Furthermore rhra'
-. NJ in II f. j. ret T. ST nfstef ana -
furrf.tr dye o rretf drfsnds .EinesptsJ e
- tn. mans q transportation 10 TIE 80
hosrH
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
The Pacltc Investigation.

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 6.-Ex.Senator
Creighton was convicted in the superior court
here few days ego on a charge of jury brib-
ing in connection with the suit against the
5utter-Street Railway company. He was or
dered to appear to-day for sentence, but the
police were unable to find him, and it Is
learned that he passed through Tucson, A.
T., last light, supposed to be OF his wsv to
Mexico, and the police are putting forth every
effort to capture him. The affair caused q
great sensation. Several other prominent
citizens have recently been indicted for com.
plicity ia the sSme case. Among them
are Robert ". Morrow, million
aire and princlral s'cck-holder in the Sutler
street road; James McCOrd, prou inent pol.
itician and ex-superintendent of the road and
F n. n lTthey, a local politician. Similar
charges have also been made against CHRISTIE
yher Buckley, political leader, and several
others. This is now hein6 investigated by the
grand jury. Among the evidence in the iur7's
possession are documents wAica intimate tina,
the association of Chinese raised a fund of
$40, eco for the protection and defense If it,
members, and that brides were paid out b7
the association through these politicians tC
the superior judge, district attorneys, Jurors
and other court officers.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
New Use For Electricity.

New Y,RK, Oct. Can Improvement Of
Prof. 3 FPS instrument for Locating bullets i"
he body by electricity WAS tried At B-lltvue
hospital. The experiment WAS highly sat'-
IA trry. tmsll steel Ilate was placed on
the mans leg. To one enc of this vas Mt
rac1td an Insulated wire conuecred with =
telephone -ctiver, which in turn was COW
uected with another wire at the ind of
which WAS a probing needle. This
uee3le was inserted in the wound and IN
electric current established Th- needle wss
pushed ID through the wound unil \ slight
clickipg sound heard by he operati0a sur
geon who hell the receiver It his ear notified
him that the current had been broken rs The
needle touching the hu let sought for. Fur
Their probing ehowed that the bullet hau
been corr, city located in the liver.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
FARMERS ALLIANCE.
Election Of Offers An Address
ADOPTED.

NINNEAPOLIs, Ocr. Cite National
he e last night, ard adj aurneh TO meet pexr
year 10 es Moines, 10. The following Off
GERS were elected: President, j. Burrows, Or
Nebraska; vice-pre sidant, ex-senator L. D.
Whiting, OF IL nois; secretary, August Post
OF Iowa; treasurer, j. s. Furlong, Of Mime
sofa; lee urer, A. P. Chase, OF Dakota. Gen.
7. II. Barrett, president OF the Minnesota al
tance, presented a long address, which was
adopted as the sentiment Of the alliance. II
was devoted chiefly 10 the derurciation of the
present railway system as producing mouopO-
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
The Farmers Alliance.

MINNEAPOLIS, Oct. 4.-Tne National Farm
ers' Alliance began its seventh annual con-
vention here this morning with fifty delegates
present from Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, Wis
consin, Minnesota and Dakota. The only
business transacted this morning was the ap-
psintment OF the usual committees. Secre-
tary Milton George, of Illinois, REPORTS 1C0o
more alliar cas added since the last session,
and there are soc, 900 memb rs in all. The
southern alliance had been invited to send
delegates and move for the consolidation OF
the two.
At the afternoon session Secretary GEORGE
presented his report. Mayor Ames welcomed
the alliance, and j. c. Kennedy, Of Iowa,
responded President Streeter had no writ
ten report, but made a short address. % the
report of the committee on credentials bliNb
discussion arose over a misundt rstanGing in
Minnesota about the basis Of representation
AID split in the committee was narrow J
averted. No evening session was he'd.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
Il was Bishop S,mnsnn.

American Magazine: Late one Sat
urday night he arrived at town In the
mountainous region of Pennsylvania,
where he was total stranger The
next morning he made his way to the
Methodist church and accosted the pas
tor, telling him that he was brother
in the ministry. Simpson being ex-
tremeIy awkward and plain in appear
ance, the pastor was half inclined to
omit the courtesy due a brother preach.
er, of asking him to deliver sermon.
If he inquired of the bishop as to his
name he must have failed to catch it,
for be certainly had no idea to whom
he was speaking. His request for the
stranger {. preach was therefore ex.
pressed in the most formal and con-
strained manner. The stranger readi-
ly agreed to fill the pulpit, and the
pastors chagrin was evident IS be
resigned himself Ito his fatrs-- The
bishop preached one of his powerful
sermons, and everybody in the audi
erce whispered to his neighbor. "who
is hep" Before he had taken his seat
the pastor had him by the hand.
"What did you say your name WASP
Simpson"
what! Not the Bishop"
"That is what they call me.
The minister instantly jumped to his
feet and shouted:
you have Just had the privilege Of
listening to Bishop Simpson Let uI
sing, Praise God from whom all bless
ings flow"
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
PULLMAN VS.. IOWA,
The Sleeping Car Man Objects to Taxes
and Gets and Injunction.

The Sleeping Car Man Objects to Taxes
and Gets and Injunction.
Dies MONIES, Ia, Oct. 4-The clerk of the
United States court here has placed on file an
order from Justice Miller, of the SUI rene
court, granting temporary Injunction
against the collection Of taxes levied by the
state against the Pullman Sleeping Car com
Pany. The tax was charged to the roads us
ing Pullman cars. The roads tried to collect
II in turn from the Pullman company. Last
year the Pullman company resisted the col
lection of this tax, and were defeated in a
test suit in the United States circuit court.
This year the company again resisted, claim
ing to be protected on the ground that their
business belongs exclusively to the interstate
commerce. Fifteen counties along the line of
the Chicago, Burlington and Quincy road are
temporarily restrained by this injunction
from collecting the sleeping car tax. The
case will be argued at the coming term of the
federal court here, the Injunction applying
only till that time.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
Against the Brewers.

Iowa CITY, o t. 6.-The celebrated case OF
SwsfforG Brothers against number of brew
ers in this city, growing ouf OF the riot casts
in this city, was tried at Marion, With YER
dict of SO, 900 in favor Of the SWafords. l.
vas settled here to-dsy by tie hre~ers paving
the svaffurds sc T20, the S~ rds 70 p4y
Their ceart cus 5. which, after paSi II If u
torn, VS. fees. Will leave I'm nut verg EJtle,
There Is no little eIclttmenE herr over his
settlement.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
A WRECK ON LAKE MICHIGAN
A Propeller Goes to Pieces, with a Loss
of Fourteen Lives.

of Fourteen Lives.
DETROIT, Mich, Oct, A special from
Mackinac City, Mich, says that the propeller
California, commanded by Capt. Frowell,
lett Chicago Saturday night, bound for Mon
tTeal She was laden with 5000 bushels of
corn and 200 barrels of pork, and carried
crew OF twenty-five persons, and also had
three passengers. About II p. m, when
JUS above st. Helena Island, the sea broke
In the gangways and put out the fires. She
then swung around in trough Of the sea
and commenced to break up TIE captain
went into the cabin to get the passengers out
and when he returned he found that the
mate and several men had taken of the boat
The steamer now began breaking up radidly,
and soon all hands were struggling In the
water. The captain and engineer succeeded
Ia getting boat loose from the wreck and
picked up the second engineer, the cook and
one lady passenger. Their boat drifted down
alongside the propeller A. Folsom, which was
anchored under st. Helena, aud was
picked up and brought here. Another boat
mad succeeded in getting ashore near Poiut
Labsrbe, and the steamer Paxton pickfd up
one man who was drifting down the straits on
some wreckage. Among the lost are George
Foley, purser; Cornelius CoHnorton, Of De.
troit, passenger; Ella Papa, etewardess; Ar
thur HazaId, cabin boy, and Robert Grant
he shore for miles above here is strewn with
wreckage. Capt. FroWell says all were sup
| piled with life preservers and it is probable
all will be recovered.
Later information places the lost at fur
teen and the saved at thirteen. The wreck
lies mile from the shore and the heavy set
is breaking over iC. the hull is under water
the masts gone and the CABIN stands on end
1t is thought that nearly all the l. les will b,
found under it. Every one had on life pre-
servers so the bodies will cnme ashore whe1
they get clear of the wreck. The survivor
are beirg tenderlv cared for by farmers.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
Miss Willard Chokes OFF Riscock.

FLMIRA, N. Y, Oct.'7.-While Senator His
cock Was speaking at the county fair hare yes
terday Frances E. Willard, accompanied by a
brass band, came on the grounds sud inter
rupted the pr, c3edings. Friends of Miss
Willard insisted that she be given the plat
form, ard the senator was obliged 70 stop
speaking The officers of the agricultural SO
ciety finally succeeded IN quelliLg the dis
turbance and Mr. Hi~cCck was allowed to fin
ism his address. Miss Willard followed the
senator and delivered political speech, talk
ing from the prohibition standpoint This
attempt of the temperance people to STOP
Senator Hiscock's speech created great dea
Of excitement and ID feeling.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19
Two Brothers Asphyxiated.

CHICAGO, Oct i.-Fhomss and E1rarl
Moran, brothers, arrived IN this city las night
and registered at the Adams House, on Met
osn avenue. This morRing they were both
found dead in led suEocated By gas. The
b,1ies were taken 70 the morgue. The vic
inns are aged IS ana 20 years respectively.
They came from Ardske, Dakota, and Tere
a,route 10 E nporis, Canada, where they both
had tickets over the Manitoba railroad.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19

Harper B4zaE: "IhN' ee0. SAH ?
On I .up,,.e. Is ose u he lackiss'
dc~s alive IS remarked young Feasi e.
is. obviously
10 what wayf =.
in beIae engaged . Mes Smith. !"
..How i he lucky IN t@ais She i
70, pretty. and = cerfainly not ri~h?'
NO. bat .he elsfks 10 > confecsion-
frg .hnp. | heard George aay that
even me salell IL iee cream almost
makes Der SICK.
The Nicodemus enterprise., 1887-10-19

Detroit Free Press: Witness, " said
q lawyer in the police court the other
dav. ..you speak of Mr. smith being
vel of. Is he worth SCOOP
mo. sab.
Two thousands:
No. sab: ne haint Wort twenty
five.
Then how j. he Kell OF?
Got . wife tho sports de hull fam
", sah!n