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Tagyuaa. oct. .i-G T. tll-I le"T: fges!,
saufi: west wiHd- Bark Sag.mor, tud
/ two uthur h4rks passed III al 10 Il III.
! ark Nornaui! passed IL al p, i'll. \
! hHih a-d barkeLtIue were passing III at
| > p. III.
Neah Bay Weather clear: fresh, south
west wind
Port Aueeies--WeatheE fair; fresh,
southwest y,iuG.
/ Pysht Weather fair; fresh. southwest
wind.
uugeDess-We&Shor clear; brisl. west
! TATuosu, Oct = 30 o. ul-A bark
is passing III. The steamers San Pedro
and idaho passed out at p. n. Fresh
| west wind.
THE PRESIDENT.
81. Louis, Oct. 4-rresidept Clevs-
/ !aud vas met at his hotel by a committee
/ this morning. vino escorted bim to the
cuuri house under the protection of
/ troops and mounted police. For two
| hours there was Il reception 10y the Com
mercial Travellers association in the ro-
tEnda o. The court house. Tie reception
/ over, the president hurried to his carri-
/ age and was driven TO the excursion
/ boat, At the same time Mrs Cleveland
/ left the hotel and was aboard the boat
/ few minutes Letter. Then the vessel with
/ the president .ueamcd dowu the river for
| 4 tip TO Jefferson Barracks. An Gccom-
| pauyinE excursion boat fired artillery sa-
! iuteS, while steamers aud locomotives on
! both shores saluted with whistles.
STEAMER SUNK.
| DEThoIT, Oct. 4-Ths propeller Cali
! fOTnia sunk nj UWo o'clock this morning
off Gros Cape, Lake Michigan. Sixteen
| lives were lost.
CHOLERA.
| New YORK, Oct. 4-Four more eholora
patients on tho steamer Alesian died te-
| day. This makes total OF fourteen
deaths. Ten Others are sicE.
FISHING VESSELS.
PRovINCETCwN, Mass, Oct six
fishing vessels frOm the Newfoundland
banks arrived today. They report the
gale OF Sept. 23d exceptionally severe
with loss OF life heavy.
PREFEREIEG CHARGE.
WASHINGTON, Oct. 4.-W. Il. Reed and
II. l.. Sharpstein, of Washington Terri
tory, counsel FIR the wheat growers of
that section, arrived here today TO prefer
charges against the Northern Pacific
halifc3n company iOi SAIOElt3Hdtt iISiput
rates on wheat from Walla Walla to
Portland, The case will he heard before
the inter state commerce commission on
the 18th inst.
MAST IN FRISCO.
SAN FRANCISCO Oct ( Thomas Mast,
the we'll known caf5caturist of Harper's
Weekly, arrived here toIGy,
dividend DECLARED.
New York, Oct. 4.-The directors OF
the st. Louis aud San Francisco railroad
today declared dividend q, 2I5 cests
on $ preferred stock, payable Oct. 3lst.
TEIPPED OUT
SAN FRAECIsCo. Oc l. "A inlnor was
circulated this afternoon T." the effect
that Ex-senator ID. j. C!eight0r. con-
victed OF cmbracery in Judge Su!Isyan's
couu Saturday last, had lei. town aud
abafd ned his bondsmeH 10 their fate.
The police have been searching for him
today, but he has not yet been feund.
, 1887-10-06

Furnished rooms to let VIII or with
oHt oard at Mrs. Lindsay's.
, 1887-10-06

ri ]. L. Beiyea of Hadlrck was il
to::n Yesterday
FrWs B,>h arrived home tin morn.
ia; "a. - 0 ;5o"yoos.
President Kuhn has gone np Sound
Oh ..'ls.ucss for the Pt. T. $ r r.
MIR \. Redmil!, the piano !uner is ia
tow, nn one of his periodical visits.
Sheriff sheehan !. TO go 80 CLimacum
lo'Iay with party of scare, ers for YIN
Wright.
The Gull editor is kept busy dodgiul
chestuuts. They mus. be thick il that
office.
Harry Barthrop is back from Coupe
vile, but says he hasn't quite all the isl
and painted yet.
d. w. c. Dennisou, keeper OF Smiths
Island light house, was in town yesterday
aud went to Coupeyile.
Mrs. Col. Oliver Wood and her daugh.
ter Mrs. O'Neil, recently from Ohio, are
visiting with DR.. j. Lyall and family on
San Juan Island.
Mr.. A. II. Kohne Of WILDLY Island
was in :own yesterday to meet his
mother-in law, who has been in Califor
MA for several months.
Jim. White probably saved the saw
mill from being destroyed by fire last
night. Having discovered it OH fire, he
succeeded after two hours work IL
quonchiDg the flames. No serious dem.
age,
We learn that Mr.. VIM. j. Jones
local agent OF the Seattle P.-I., is to lake
six weeks trip through the mines oi
British Columbia, in the interest OF that
journal, aud that lie will te relieved
Temporarily here.
, 1887-10-06
\ GlLD E0PPERY.

OAKuAND, Cal, Sept. 3.-Ncws was
brought here Today that the house OF
u. MaboDey, one mile from town, was
entered yesterday afternoon by masked
man while The occupants were out. Mrs
BopsaTter, i friend, was lying sick in one
room. The man threatened the lady with
death If she made any disturbance, and
followed up the threat by choking hef
into Inconsistencies. He then ran.
sacked the drawers of the bureau and
found $50 and escaped. No clue.
, 1887-10-06
Tgrif H3iI VIII PAS.

New YORK, Oct 2-Thc Posts Wash
ington special says: \ gentleman whose
standing in the democratic party IL ot
the highe and his acquaintance with
tie leaders Cf both factions intimate, has
been making canvass OF tie principal
members OF the next house, which con
vinces him that it will pass Il tariff bill
without much wrangliDg. lie IS IN a
position TO speak cer;aialy "n this point.
The reasons he gives his friends for his
faith are convincing. ana the recnat!on
which he proposes will bo il accord with
the general conclusions rClcIci at the
Oak View cnnferecce.
II. of T. Convention.
MTsYEAPoLIs, Oct. 3.-See!etary J. Z
McGanghy, OF the cooperative board
who was also chairman of the local com,
mittee of arrangement, called tue general
assembly of the Knights OF Labor to
, 1887-10-06

ask You. Grocer ior Arsyie caimea'.
, 1887-10-06

! tCdaV, Ont ne has not Yet Deen ieund.
MINNEAPOLIS, Oc!. 4-The open air
business of the knights of Labor in
session today, was announced to be
gin at ten O'Clock, but it Was just Ii
| when the General Master Workman
raped the assembly TO order There
were abuut $40 IN the hall. Secret
session lasted remainder Of tie morn
inS.
NEW YoRK, Oct 4-The Volunteer
/ left for Marblehead this morning.
SALT LAKE, Oct. News reached
here from Fort Duchess stating that
on Saturday evening sergeant Wash
ington and private Collins quarreled
about a mulatto woman. The quar-
rel resulted in Collins shooting
Washington dead Tho murderer
WIS arrested and lynching is freely
talked about.
MADISON, GA, Oct. 1.-Two miles
South of this place near midnight
last Saturday, Alec Morris, negro,
killed Dan Lockett, cut Lockett's
wife'5 throat, and stabbed his own
| VIE. Jlb hllltu buu- 1IOChGll. hl5
father in law, by shooting him in the
back of the head with q shotgun
while asleep, then tried to kill his
mother in law by cutting her throat
He afterwards stabbed his wife sew
| eral times in the neck, but she was
not dangerously wounded. The cause
grew out OF the fact that Alec had
whipped his wife who went to the
house of her father Alec went there
and tried to persuade her to return
home. Not being successful, he re-
venged himself by trying to kill tho
whole family.
SAN Francisco, Oct. 4.-The jury
in the case of Mrs. Mary Won, who
shot and killed Geo w Bishop on
the steamer Alameda some months
ago, found a verdict of guilty and
fixed tho punishment at Imprisonment
for life.
New York, Oct A call signed
by leaders of the various protestant
denominations, has been issued for
general conference of all evangelical
christians in the United States to be
held under the auspices of the Evan
! eelical alliance, at Washington, Dec.
| Z, S and 8, to discuss leading ques
tions.
WASHINGTON, Oct "A British
syndicate which is said to have pur-
chased large tract of land in Iowa
from the McGregor and Western
Railway Co, Is mercilessly evicting
tenants from the lands, their titles
thereto being disputed in the state
courts. Such Information is now in
the hands of the general land Office.
SEATTLE, Oct. 1.-The side wheel
steamer Idaho, belonging to the 0.
Il. 81 N. Co, carrying mails from Se-
attic to Whatcom and way ports, Is
reported hung mp on sandbar near
Laconner. The steamer Skagit Chief
has heen chartered by Capt. Clancey
to take her place on the Whatcom
route until she is foated and repaired.
SACRAMENTO, Oct. Al G. Van
kirk. for many years an employee of
| the San Joaquin and Sacramento
Navigation company, has been caught
embezzling. The extent OF his de-
falcation is not known, but Is csti-
mated to be between i4,GOO aud Si5,
! GOO He has assigned his homestead
| 10 the company.
| TGriR E;il VIII Pass.
New YORK, Oct 2-Thc Posts Wash
/ ington special says: \ gentleman whose
standing in the democratic party IL ot
! tba hiphe and his acquaintance with
, 1887-10-06
TEIPPED OUT.

SAN Francisco. DC. l. "A inmar was
circulated this afternoon f.. the effect
that Ex-senator ID j. C!eightor. con-
victed of embracery in Judge SuIisan's 5
coult Saturday last, had lei. town aud
abafd3ued his bondsmeH 10 their fate.
| The police have been searching for him
today, but be has not yet been feund.
, 1887-10-06
shipping Notes.

Bkt. Amelia, Newhail, arrived ycster-
day from San redrO, for PoTt BIakely.
Bark Otago, Collins, arrived yester,
day, from San Francisco. for Port Blake,
ley.
Bark Eroch Talbot sails soday from
Discovery ios Frisco.
! Am. ship Occidental. William, 147G
has sailed from Acapulco for this port.
Ship Two Brothers arrived in the
nigh for Tacoma, from Frisco, to take
coal.
Puget Mill Co. have purchased the
! ship Iaroudelet.
Ship c. f. Sargent was towed to Ma,
uaiuo.
Sp. Carondoiet, Capt. Sretso., arrived
Yesterday, q days from San Diego.
Tug Tacoma will tow ship Two Broth.
ers 10 Tacoma toh!ay.
Bark Atlanta asrived from Frisco foI
Gamble.
Blk. Wm. LeLacheur arrived from Ut
salady, lumber laden for Frisco.
Tug Goliah left at 3 this morning with
ship Carandelet and bark Majestic in
tow, for Gamble.
The Elder arrived from Frisco last
night.
Steam schooner Leo, CAPT Gillespie,
sailed for Alaska Saturday.
Ship Il. P. Beck arrived during The
night, 81 days from San Diego.
Ship c. F. Sergeant arrived in Port
Angeles from San Francisco last night
She loads at Departure Bay.
Austin Bell, former newspaper print
of Seattle, son OF the late founder of
Belltown, was in our city yesterday.
Bark Melrose towed 20 sea Sunday,
bound for San Francisco, lumber laden
from Port Gamble.
The Dispatch was obliged 10 return
yesterday, shortly after leaving for n ah
Bay on account of leak ia her boierfur
repairs. About the I0,h il ST. TIE Dis
patch vii! have Lew boiler pat il at
Seattle, az will be extensively repaired
The Kust!er "r Enterprise will take iicr
place on the mail roule holween here
and Neah Bay. The Dispatch lett this
morning for Neah Bay at 6 clock
Charters from Portland are reported
rs follows: ! lee Norwegian iron ship
Australia. 1888 tons. and British iron
ship Il vrTsiie. 1923 rous, lave been
taken TO arrive foT grain AZ Ji75. 81. for
orders The Norwegian wooden bari,
Alert, 9G4 tons. has a.so been taken 10
arrive, getting 90. Tue iron are report
cd for U K, Havre or Antwerp. sud the
Alert for ID. il. nr continent
, 1887-10-06
PREFE8EIEG CHARGEs.
DIVIDEND DECLARED

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. Thomas Mast
the we'll known cafIcaturist of HaTper's
Weekly, arrived here today
, 1887-10-06

New York. Oct 4-The directors OF
the st. Louis and San Francisco railroad
today declared dividend q, 2I5 cesis
on i s preferred stock, payable Oct. 3lst.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
Beaten at Her Own Came.

superintendent Morton, of the I'm
ion Railway Company, tells thefollow-
ing story: "When I first took charge
of the road the drivers complained to
me of certain lady who rode down
town and back again every day with
out paying fare. She wouldget aboard
the car and hand the driver q $50
bill to change. OF course hecou!d not
change it and could not ask the lady
to get off, so she rode free every trip.
I decided that she was deliberately
beating the company, and determined
to get even with her. One morning l
gave one of the drivers on the line
which passed the lady's house $50 in
nickels, and instructed him to change
the lady's bill. She fell into the trap.
and about 10 o'clock boarded the
right car on her way down town. She
handed the driver the 500 bill, and he
promptly returned her 400 nickels.
She put her fare in the box, but was
so angry she left the car and did not
ride again for q month. After that
she always had change when she
boarded a car.-Birmingham Age.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
Criminal Calendar.

| Emerson Williams is found guilty OF man.
slaughter at st. Paul for the killing OF
James Byas.
M. z. Glove OF Blue Earth county, Mimi,
kills his wife, tries to murder his sister.in-
law and then kills himself.
The testimony in the case OF Rev. DR..
Hildreth, the Methodist minister OF Cleve-
land charged with immoral conduct, was
very damaging to the defendant.
The Barrels, accused OF completely in
the murder Of Street Car Driver Tollefsen,
were arraigned before the municipal court
at Minneapolis, and committed to be
| tried.
| At Chicago, in the case OF DR.. Henry Gel.
ger, ex-county physician, charged with the
murder Of the girl Maggie Flynn by an act
OF criminal malpractice, Judge William.
son in Instructed the jury to find verdict of
not guilty.
| Leonard Grover, the veteran playwright,
has been summoned to defend an action
in the New York supreme court in which
his wife, Mrs Ida May Grover, is the COM
plainant. Mrs. Grover sues for absolute
divorce on the ground ofinfidelity. Grover
has loft the state, and so far the officers
have been unable to catch him.
! Jacob Sharp was taken in a carriage
from Ludlow Street Jail to the sheriffs office
at New York. The order granting a new
trial was settled before Judge Barrett. It
was decided that Sharp's bonds be fixed at
$40, 600. The bond was prepared, Isaac
Hendrix and George Shepherd each Justify
Ing in the sum named, and few minutes
past noon Sharp was discharged and driy.
en- home.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
Personal News Notes.

| Henry James Ten Eyck, city editor OF the
| Albany Evening Journal, died of typhoid
| fever.
At ST. Louis, Right Rev. Thomas Bona.
cum was consecrated as bishop OF the new
See of Lincoln, Neb.
| Willis E. Carpenter, OF the firm OF Myers
| & Carpenter, st. Paul. died at midnight OF
rheumatism o the heart.
| Pierre Lorillard expended over a MILL on
dollars on his Rancocas farm, not count
| ing $3.50, 900, paid out for blooded mares.
Wade Hampton looks like a Jersey
| farmer. He is broad-shouldered, we'll
| built, and wears his clothes in loose
| fashion.
The Aston family has never been robbed
| by burglars or sneak thieves. for the real.
son that they pay 81, 900 year to have
their house specially guarded.
The distinguished representative OF
America, John L. Sullivan, invested S4O,-
900 in United States bonds, part of the
profits OF his present engagement in Eu-
rope.
| Joseph Holman, the ten.year-o old plan
ist and composer, made his American de-
but at the Metropolitan opera in New
York. He astonished his auditors by his
display OF musical knowledge.
| Judge Phillips, OF Kansas, who has been
mentioned as likely to be appointed gener-
al land commissioner, has written to Sec
rotary Lamar stating positively that I'M
der no circumstances would he accept the
| the place if offered.
| A. B. Champion, one OF the trustees Of
Antioch college, says that Charles A. Keb-
| Ter, who recently committed suicide, sue.
| ceeded his father as trustee in charge of
500, OOO endowed fund of Antioch college.
| He says that it is known that some of this
fund has been used up by Charles A. Keb-
Ter, but whether he made way with it all
or with only part OF it is what they are
trying to find out.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
Editor O'Brien on His lmprisOn-
mont,

O. Brien, in q letter smuggled from Tulla-
more jail to q friend in Dublin, says:
The substance OF Mr.. Balfour's letter
has been conveyed to me. Mr.. Balfour's
statement that pleaded weak action OF
the heart and delicate condition OF the
lungs as an excuce for not being forced to
wear criminal clothes is cruel falsehood.
l am not aware OF such weakness and GER
talnly never declared it. The medical
examiners never referred to this, my only
weakness being in my left lung which does
not trouble me at present. II Mr.. Balfour
is acting on the belief that the state OF
my health renders the application OF brute
force dangerous, the course he has pursued
could not be recommended on the score
OF humanity. For six days after COM
initial was subjected to constant
threats OF force and put on bread and
water diet. When this proved Ruthless
l was led to believe that the point
would not be insisted on. Thereupon my
clothes were stolen. Since securing new
clothes have been unable to change them
night or day for fear OF their being stolen.
No official intimation has yet been given
to relieve me OF this continued strain.
This letter is the only means OF vindicat-
ing myself against Mr.. Balfour's foul and
dishonoring imputations. Henceforth /
shall not speak concerning my health.
do not take any nourishing food. In the
face OF intolerable calumnies leave it to
honorable men to Judge the chivalry OF Bal
tours false and heartless insinuations.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
| National Prohibitionists Open the
Ball,

The national central committee OF the
Prohibition party met the 3Oth ult. in
Chicago. Five hundred persons were pres
ent. Among the most prominent Prohibit
florists present were Gen. Clinton B.
Fiske New Jersey; exGov. st. John, Kan
sas Mother Stewart. Ohio; J. B. Hobbs
and Rev. A. J. Jutkins, Chicago. D. s.
Sagendorph OF Michigan, vice chairman Of
the committee presided.
A committee OF seven was appointed to
attend to immediate political organiza-
tion and work. This committee consisted
OF ohm Lloyd Thomas, Maryland; John
p. ST. John, Kansas; J. A. Vanfeet. ILL
nois; James Black, Pennsylvania; Judge
R. c. Pittman, Mass; A. A. Hopkins, New
York; Mrs. Brown, Ohio. The national
committee was arranged, the following
being among the members Dakota, D. Il.
Grove; Iowa, E. w. Brady, V. G. Fran
ham; Minnesota, W. w. Satterlee, James
Princham. Samuel Dickey OF Albion,
Mich, was elected chairman to succeed Mr.
Finch and it was decided to hold the ma
tional convention at Indianapolis the first
Wednesday in June, 1883. A resolution
adopted by the National w. T. G. U. urging
political parties and partisan newspapers
to avoid personal villfication and abuse,
was presented and adopted.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
LAKE u1Euf ACADEMY
OF individual instruction
SAJk CENTRE.

The above school will resume
business and enter OH its eleventh
wear Oh THURSDAY, SEPT. LIST
1887. We have no classes only IN
review Of work done. Boys and
Young men recite alone. Those
backward III their education reclte
alone in private rooms and thus
their feelings are spared. his
system insures thoroughness, as
each pupil does the whole work.
oar bookkeeping department
IS thorough We prepare boys
and young men for every branch
of business; for the retail, whole
sale and banking. Business and
rapid penmanship receive special
attention. The charges are mod
erate.ioFor Circulars giving full
particulars address,
y. J. C0GAN,
Principal aud Proprietor.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
Miscellaneous Matters.

| The Northern Mill Company OF Minnea D..
| oils must pay S202 for cutting timber on
| government land.
| An Oshkosh physician claims that gold
| mines OF fabulous wealth are being de.
veloped on the Maryland side OF the Poto-
mac.
1t is the opinion of lawyers who have
heard most OF the evidence before the in
| terstate commission in the Standard oil
cases that the decision will be in favor Of
| the complainant.
| convention will soon become very active.
The indications now are that the contest
has narrowed to three cities-Chicaso,
Philadelphia and New York.
| Malignant diphtheria has broken out in
the Catholic orphan asylum at Marquette,
| Michigan. Four deaths and fifteen cases
are reported. The disease was brought
| from Sault Ste Marie by infected clothing.
The coal agents OF the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company and the officials OF the
Reading Coal & Iron Company held meet.
| ings and decided that no advances should
be made in the price OF coal during the
month of December
| At Chicago, Creedon, Lehy & Co., whole.
sale dealers in boots and shoes and rubber
goods, made an assignment. Liabilities,
SoO,OoO, uSSclS. Soo,OOO. L LIZ IttlI VI {
was preciptated by the maturing OF a note
to the Northwestern National bank for
So, 900. which the firm was unable to
| meet.
Hon. B. F. Jones, chairman OF the Re.
publican national committee, says that
he did not believe Mr.. Blaine entertained
the slightest desire or intention to be NOM
mated for the presidency next year. Mr..
Jones said he based his conclusions upon
| what Mr.. Blaine had voluntarily said to
him when he was his guest a year ago.
Alexander Taylor, mail wagon driver,
was arrested in New York for wholesale
robbery OF the mails. In one batch he Sc
cured three drafts for S2,O11, $500 and
1925, respectively. One letter contained
thirteen drafts from a downtown bank.
lie confessed his guilt and WIS held on ex-
amina tion. He had been in this country
| only six weeks, and had been driving the
wagon three weeks.
1t will be noticed that in twenty states
the Republicans are in the majority, and
that in the event oil the next presidential
election being thrown into the house would
cast the vote OF that number OF states for
their candidate for president. One state,
New Hampshire, is equally divided. The
vote OF the four members classified as in
dependents, cast with either party, would
make no difference in the status OF the
great parties in this particular.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1887-12-08
A ConnubiaI Tragedy.

They had been married three weeks,
and had just gone to housekeeping.
He was starting down town one
morning, and she followed him to the
door, They had their arms wrapped
around each other, and she was say
ing
"Oh, Clarence, do you think it pos.
sible that the day can ever come when
we will part in anger?"
"Why, no, little puss," he said. "Of
course not. What put that foolish idea
into my little brides head, eh?"
ooh, nothing, dearest. | was only
thinging how perfectly dreadful it
would be if one of us should speak
harshly to the other"
"Well, don't think Of such wicked,
utterably impossible things any
more" he said 1--WE can never. new
err quarrel"
81 know it, darling. Goodbye, you
dear old precious, goodbye, and-oh,
wait a second, Clarence, I've written a
note to mamma; can't you run
around to the house and leave 1t for
her sometime to-day?"
"Why, yes, dearie; if l have time"
off you have time? Oh, Clarence."
"What is it, little girlie?"
"Oh, to say if you have time to do
almost the very first errand your lit
tie wife asks you to do"
"Well, we'll, sissy, I'm awfully busy
now"
"Too busy to please me? Oh, Clar,
ence, you hurt my feelings So"
"Why, child, u
"I'm not child, Clarence; Pm &
married woman, and /"
"There, there, my pet. L"
"No, no, Clarence; if l was your
p-p-et, you'd try TOTO"
"But, Mabel, do be reasonable"
"Oh, Clarence, don't speak to me
So"
"Go on, Clarence, 60 on; break my
heart.
"stuff and nonsense
"Oh, o-o-ohl"
"What have 1 said or done?"
GAS if you need to ask. But go.
Hate me if you will Clarence; l."
"This is rank nonsense"
"Pll go back to mamma If you want
me to. She loves me if you don't"
"You must be crazy!"
ooh, yes, sheer at me, ridicule me-.
Perhaps you had better strike mel"
He bangs the door, goes down the
steps on the jump, and races off, NUT
tering something about women being
the "queerest creatures"
OF course they'll make it up at
noon, and they'll have many such a
little tiff in the years to come, and
when they are old they'll say
"We've lived together fortyfive
years, and never, no never, spoken a
cross word to each other in all that
time."-Tid Bits.