The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1887-12-10
STRAY JOKES.

| Ing cnes. New maven Ne"S
Who saws Harvard Is a small placel Far
Visitors-Is that building the law schooi'
Dumley. Sg-Well-er, the truth Is, I've ohiy
been here three years, and don't know all
the buildings quite yet.-Harvard LainPooiA
The world would be better II we could know
Ourselves as thoroughly as others kno" US
And keep in memory the debts we owe
As constantly as those which others owe rs
Boston Courier.
4 writer i'm November magazine ASKS:
"a re- the lower animals approaching mans
Some of the lower animals have frequently
approachei boys in the vicinity OF Orchards
and no doubt they would also approach man
be- were on the same errand as the boys -
Norristown Herald.
Edison says only one-fourth OF a ton OF
,oal is used. The rest goes up the chimney.
Edison is wrong. The rest Is lett at tue coa'
yard. Omaha Bee.
.'My sister Clara said Bobby to young
NIr. Sissy. twas talking 10 ma about your
eaying so early last night" "Did she say
she was sorry, Bobbyf' whispered young Si'-
sy No; she said she s'posed you went home
80 early because very likely your mamma
wouldn't let you carry night key -Ihs
Epoch
You're smoking cigarettes, my boy
lie sOOthed the youugsters curly head
Smoke Oh. aud then a look VI joy
The undertaker's face Oerspreai
Boston Courier
II is said that Tennys0n has written fu-
neral ode Punch should secure an advance
copy and brighten up its columns Norris
town Herald
Mrs Nouvcau to departing guest Cool
night, Mr Augur had begun 10 think you
had gone, and that We had missed the pleas
ure Of saying goodby to you. -Harpers
Bdzar
When first engaged she used 10 write
Ga monogram paper u creamy white
but since we're married II rather hard
She says all she needs On IA postal cart.
harper Bazar
The Canadian papers are calling Mr. CT
berlaim "a Jonah lie ought then ~ be aide
to get on the inside OF the hsh question.
Boston Post
Presence OF mind is all wen enough 10 some
cases. but when a man finds himself IN dan
ger Of freezing to death ho shouldn't Try TO
keep too cool. The Epoch.
With grief is rlled lfe's cup,
Misforuues on as irOWu,
When coal IS going up
And snow is coming down
Boston Courier
When neuralgia comes feeling around aGi
YOU have a tooth that begins 10 feel a. thou IA
spring chicken was digging away a. It's
roots, it Is time 70 pullet out American
Artisan.
College football teams have b,ca doing a
rushing business this fail BurlingtCl Fr,o
Press
Now la working slippers neatly.
Girls prepare for Christmas day;
b. and b. they u work them heety
IL d more emphatic nav.
Boston EuG-, =
Passenger ION southern rlilro1Gl-H at
train j. this conductor C,nauc,or l.. -
called the Great Northern limited 2a,.ca-
ger-Wby limited Conductor -Dcclu.l =
runs only u limited number ca m.lcl so ho-r.
Ticket, please The Epoch
A thousand dollars AT hou- T. 4aid ia bs a
low estimate Of jay G0ulds mccM2. ncge
be editing The Blizzard h3 would loo ab.Lt
$1,000 worth Of time each dag through thn
fundamentally Of pcoplo who call to talk
over the weather and things on City biz
GARD
Now winter drawcth Oh apacD
And driyeth Out the summer;
The naughty ice man sivoth place
Unto the humble plumber
r. 5 -This poem viii be yico versa noxt
April w ashington Critic.
Are there no statesmen left asks Col y
X Mcclure Yes, Aleck, good many thoe
are dozens Of them left at every election.
Wilkesbarre Leader
"A rooster that strums Oh the piano is ex-
citing the people OF Salem, Ills There is
one thing 10 be said IN favor Of such piano
player The rooster goes to bed ut sundowu
N..f,.f. t.urf, Hartf IA