Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1887-03-31
PRIMER LESSONS.

PRIMER LESSONS.
ooh! Mamma" What Is That Pop
ping Noise That We Hear On The
Streets Of Salt Lake City?" 'That Is
Our Republican Contemporary Cracking
His Whip, Ny Child" "Does Our
Republican Contemporary Crack His
Whip Often, Mammal" "All Of The
Time, Ny Dear" "Who Is Our Re-
publican Contemporary, Mammal"
He Is The Man, My Child,
Who Owns Salt Lake City,
And Utah ?" "Does He Own The Peo-
pie, too, Mammal" eyes, Ny Child"
"What Does He Crack His Whip For,
Mammal" "To Drive The People About,
Ny Dear" "What Does He Drive The
People About FOR; Mammal "For
His Own Benefit, My Love-"
"Ohl Listen, Mamma; How Loud
The Whip Cracks Now. See"
Mamma. Is That Big Man Coming
There with The Long Whip Our Republi-
can Contemporary ?" eyes," My Child"
"Who are Those People He Is Driving
Now, Mamma, and Why Does He Crack
His Whip So Very Loud?" "The People
Are Called Democrats My Child. There
Are Great Many of Them In
Salt Lake and Our Republican
Contemporary always Cracks His Whip
The Loudest When He Drives Demo
Gratis" "Look Look Mamma, What
Is That Our Republican Contemporary
Has In His Other Hand?" "That Is a
Large Canvass Sack, My Dear" "And
What Has Our Republican Contemporary
In The Large Canvass Sack, Mammal"
Democratic Fifty Cent Pieces, My
Child"
ooh Mammal Who Are Those Men
With Such Long Ears And Such Solemn
Faces Walking Along The Streets Al
together?" "They Are The Members Of
The City Council of Salt Lake, My
Child" "And, Mamma, Who Are
Those Men With Posts and Planks On
Their Shoulders Who Are Following The
City Council?' "They Are Called Fence
Builders, My Dear..' care They Going
To Build a Fence, Mammal" eyes,
My Child" "Where, Mamma ?" ACROSS
One OF Salt Lakes Filthy Alleyways, My
Dear. .""What Will They Build this Fence
IT,. Mo,o,,o o,s GIpoooueo Tho Nam loorc
of The City Council Think That A Fence
Will Stop Diphtheria, My Child" /"
"What Is Diphtheria, Mamma? "'Diph-
liberia Ny Dear Is A Frightful Monster
Who Hides in the Filthy Alleys OF Salt
Lake And Kills Little Children" "Does
Anybody But The City Council
Think That A Fence Will Stop
Diphtheria, Mammal" "No, My
Child" "If The Fence Does Not
Stop Diphtheria, Mamma, What
Will the City Council Do With the
Planks the Fence is Built Out OFF"
make Cofins For the Little Children
the Diphtheria Kills, Ny Child"
"Oh, Mammal Just Look at the
People On the Streets To-Day" eyes,
Ny Child, the Streets of Salt Lake Are
Crowded this Spring" care Most of
the People Strangers, Mamma" "a
Great Many OF Them Are Ny
Dear" "Who Are the Strangers
Mamma" "The Most OF Them Are
People Called Capitalists Who Come
Here From The East To Buy Salt Lake
Real Estate My Child" "What Is Salt
Lake Real Estate Mammal" Salt
Lake Real Estate Is Something My
Child That Will Make Anyone Rich Who
Buys It." "And Do The Capitalists
From The East Buy Salt Lake Real
Estate To Make Them Rich Mamma ?"
"Yes Nv Child" care Not The Capt.
talists Er The East Rich Now
Mamma" eyes My Child, But
Salt Lake cal Estate Will Make
Them Much her" "And, Nam
ma VIII Not Salt Lake Be
Richer Too" Yes My Dear, Very
Much Richer" And Will You Be
Richer, Mamma, Because The Eastern
Capitalists Buy Salt Lake Real Estate ?"
Everybody In Salt 7 axe Will Be Richer,
Ny Child?' "0L! Mamma, Look +!
There Is Man Who Must Be Stranger.
He Acts As Though BE Was Lost. Who
Is He, Mammal 'Ths. My Dear, Is
Salt Lake Street Car Driver" "Does
Not Anyone Know Salt Lake Street
Car Driver, Mammal" ''No, My Child ?'
"Why, Mammal" "He Does Not Get
Around Often Enough, NV Child?"